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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Vailima Letters, by Robert Louis Stevenson,
+Edited by Sidney Colvin
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+
+
+
+Title: Vailima Letters
+ being correspondence addressed by Robert Louis Stevenson
+ to Sidney Colvin
+
+
+Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
+
+Editor: Sidney Colvin
+
+Release Date: February 19, 2013 [eBook #387]
+[This file was first posted on December 5, 1995]
+
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK VAILIMA LETTERS***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1908 Methuen edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ [Picture: Portrait of Robert Louis Stevenson]
+
+
+
+
+
+ VAILIMA LETTERS
+
+
+ BEING CORRESPONDENCE
+
+ ADDRESSED BY
+
+ ROBERT LOUIS
+
+ STEVENSON
+
+ TO
+
+ SIDNEY COLVIN
+
+ NOVEMBER 1890 — OCTOBER 1894
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON
+
+ METHUEN AND CO.
+
+ 36 ESSEX STREET
+
+ _Seventh Edition_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_First Published_ _November_ 1895
+_Second Edition_ _December_ 1895
+_Third Edition_ _February_ 1901
+_Fourth Edition_ _October_ 1904
+_Fifth Edition_ _March_ 1906
+_Sixth Edition_ _October_ 1907
+_Seventh Edition_ _December_ 1908
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ PAGE
+EDITORIAL NOTE xi
+LETTER
+ I. November 1890 1
+ II. November 25—December 2, 1890 22
+ III. December 1890 33
+ IV. January 17, 1891 46
+ V. February 1891 51
+ VI. March 1891 54
+ VII. April 1891 65
+ VIII. April 29—May 19, 1891 70
+ IX. June 1891 77
+ X. September 1891 82
+ XI. September 28—October 13, 1891 94
+ XII. October 1891 102
+ XIII. November 25—December 7, 1891 110
+ XIV. December 1891—January 3, 1892 119
+ XV. January 31—February 1892 135
+ XVI. February—March 2, 1892 139
+ XVII. March 9—March 30, 1892 147
+ XVIII. May 1—May 27, 1892 158
+ XIX. May 29—June 1892 180
+ XX. July 2—July 12, 1892 202
+ XXI. August—September 13, 1892 205
+ XXII. September 15—October 8, 1892 221
+ XXIII. October 28—November 8, 1892 227
+ XXIV. December 1—December 5, 1892 236
+ XXV. January—January 30, 1893 239
+ XXVI. February 19—February 23, 1893 247
+ XXVII. February 1893 250
+ XXVIII. April—April 22, 1893 252
+ XXIX. April 25—May 23, 1893 260
+ XXX. May 29—June 15, 1893 270
+ XXXI. June 24—July 18, 1893 280
+ XXXII. August 1893 296
+ XXXIII. August 23—September 12, 1893 298
+ XXXIV. October 23—December 4, 1893 306
+ XXXV. December 1893 313
+ XXXVI. January 29, 1894 320
+ XXXVII. February 1894 322
+ XXXVIII. March 1894 324
+ XXXIX. May 18, 1894 330
+ XL. June 18, 1894 333
+ XLI. July 1894 336
+ XLII. August 7—August 13, 1894 340
+ XLIII. September 1894 343
+ XLIV. October 6, 1894 348
+Epilogue 355
+Appendix 360
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+Portrait of R. L. Stevenson; etched by W. Strang _Frontispiece_
+after a photograph by Falk of Sydney
+Portrait of R. L. Stevenson on his Horse ‘Jack’ 119
+Portrait of R. L. Stevenson with the Native Chief 320
+Tui Malealiifano
+
+
+
+
+EDITORIAL NOTE.
+
+
+SO much of preface seems necessary to this volume as may justify its
+publication and explain its origin. The writer was for many years my
+closest friend. It was in the summer of 1873 that a lady, whose gracious
+influence has helped to shape and encourage more than one distinguished
+career, first awakened my interest in him and drew us together. He was
+at that time a lad of twenty-two, with his powers not yet set nor his way
+of life determined. But to know him was to recognise at once that here
+was a young genius of whom great things might be expected. A slender,
+boyish presence, with a graceful, somewhat fantastic bearing, and a
+singular power and attraction in the eyes and smile, were the signs that
+first impressed you; and the impression was quickly confirmed and
+deepened by the charm of his talk, which was irresistibly sympathetic and
+inspiring, and not less full of matter than of mirth. I have known no
+man in whom the poet’s heart and imagination were combined with such a
+brilliant strain of humour and such an unsleeping alertness and
+adroitness of the critical intelligence. But it was only in conversation
+that he could as yet do himself justice. His earliest efforts in
+literature were of a very uneven and tentative quality. The reason
+partly was that in mode of expression and choice of language, no less
+than in the formation of opinion and the conduct of life, he was
+impatient, even to excess, of the conventional, the accepted, and the
+trite. His perceptions and emotions were acute and vivid in the extreme;
+his judgments, whether founded on experience, reading, discussion, or
+caprice (and a surprising amount of all these things had been crowded
+into his youthful existence) were not less fresh and personal; while to
+his ardent fancy the world was a theatre glowing with the lights and
+bustling with the incidents of romance. To find for all he had to say
+words of vital aptness and animation—to communicate as much as possible
+of what he has somewhere called ‘the incommunicable thrill of things’—was
+from the first his endeavour in literature, nay more, it was the main
+passion of his life. The instrument that should serve his purpose could
+not be forged in haste, still less could it be adopted at second hand or
+ready-made; and he has himself narrated how long and toilsome was the
+apprenticeship he served.
+
+In those days, then, of Stevenson’s youth it was my good fortune to be of
+use to him, partly by helping to soften parental opposition to his inborn
+vocation for letters, partly by recommending him to editors (Mr.
+Hamerton, Sir George Grove, and Mr. Leslie Stephen in succession), and a
+little even by such technical hints as a classical training and five
+years’ seniority enabled me to give. It belonged to the richness of his
+nature to repay in all things much for little, _ἑκατομβοἶ ἐννεαβοιών_,
+and from these early relations sprang both the affection, to me
+inestimable, of which the following correspondence bears evidence, and
+the habit, which it pleased him to maintain after he had become one of
+the acknowledged masters of English letters, of confiding in and
+consulting me about his work in progress. It was my business to find
+fault; to ‘damn’ what I did not like; a duty which, as will be inferred
+from the following pages, I was accustomed to discharge somewhat
+unsparingly. But he was too manly a spirit to desire or to relish
+flattery, and too true an artist to be content with doing less than his
+best: he knew, moreover, in what rank of English writers I put him, and
+for what audience, not of to-day, I would have him labour. _Tibi
+Palinure_—so, in the last weeks of his life, he proposed to inscribe to
+me a set of his collected works. Not Palinurus so much as Polonius may
+perhaps—or so I sometimes suspect—have been really the character; but his
+own amiable view of the matter has to be mentioned in order to account
+for part of the tenor of the following correspondence.
+
+As a letter-writer, Mr. Stevenson was punctilious in business matters
+(herein putting some violence on his nature), indefatigable where there
+was a service to be requited or a kindness done, and to strangers and
+slight acquaintances ever courteous and attentive. I am not sure,
+indeed, but that in this capacity it was the outer rather than the inner
+circle of his correspondents who, speaking generally, had the best of
+him. To his intimate friends he wrote charmingly indeed by fits, but
+often, at least in early days, in a manner not a little trying and
+tantalising. With these, his correspondence was apt to be a thing wholly
+of moods. ‘Sordid facts,’ as he called them, were almost never
+mentioned: date and place one could never infer except from the postmark.
+He would exclaim over some predicament to the nature of which he gave no
+clue whatever, or appeal for sympathy in circumstances impossible to
+conjecture; or, starting in a key of vague poetry and sentiment, would
+wind up (in a manner characteristic also of his talk) with a rhapsody of
+hyperbolical slang. Or he would dilate on some new phase of his many
+maladies with burlesque humour—with complaint never—but what had been the
+nature of the attack you were left to wonder and guess in vain. During
+the period of his Odyssey in the South Seas, from August 1888 until the
+spring of 1890, the remoteness and inaccessibility of the scenes he
+visited inevitably interrupted all correspondence for months together;
+and when at long intervals a packet reached us, the facts and
+circumstances of his wanderings were to be gathered from the admirable
+letters of Mrs. Stevenson (who has this feminine accomplishment in
+perfection) rather than from his own. But when later in the
+last-mentioned year, 1890, he and his family were settled on their newly
+bought property on the mountain behind Apia, to which he gave the name of
+Vailima (five rivers), he for the first time, to my infinite
+gratification, took to writing me long and regular monthly budgets as
+full and particular as heart could wish; and this practice he maintained
+until within a few weeks of his death.
+
+It is these journal-letters from Samoa, covering with a few intervals the
+period from November 1890 to October 1894, that are printed by themselves
+in the present volume. They occupy a place, as has been indicated, quite
+apart in his correspondence, and in any general selection from his
+letters would fill a quite disproportionate space. Begun without a
+thought of publicity, and simply to maintain our intimacy undiminished,
+so far as might be, by separation, they assumed in the course of two or
+three years a bulk so considerable, and contained so much of the matter
+of his daily life and thoughts, that it by-and-by occurred to him, as may
+be read on page 200, that ‘some kind of a book’ might be extracted out of
+them after his death. It is this passage which has given me my warrant
+for their publication, and at the same time has imposed on me no very
+easy editorial task. In a correspondence so unreserved, the duty of
+suppression and selection must needs be delicate. Belonging to the race
+of Scott and Dumas, of the romantic narrators and creators, Stevenson
+belonged no less to that of Montaigne and the literary egotists. The
+word seems out of place, since of egotism in the sense of vanity or
+selfishness he was of all men the most devoid; but he was nevertheless a
+watchful and ever interested observer of the motions of his own mind. He
+saw himself, as he saw everything else, (to borrow the words of Mr.
+Andrew Lang) with the lucidity of genius, and loved to put himself on
+terms of confidence with his readers; but of confidence kept always
+within fit limits, and permitting no undue intrusion into his private
+affairs and feelings. To maintain the same limits in the editing of an
+intimate correspondence after his death would have been impossible. I
+have tried to do my best under the circumstances; to suffer no feelings
+to be hurt that could be spared, and only to lift the veil of family life
+so far as under the conditions was unavoidable. Neither would it have
+been possible from such a correspondence to expunge the record of those
+trivialities which make up the chief part of life, even in surroundings
+so romantic and unusual as Stevenson in these years had chosen for
+himself. It belonged to the personal charm of the man that nothing ever
+seemed commonplace or insignificant in his company; but in correspondence
+this charm must needs to some extent evaporate.
+
+Such as they remain, then, these letters will be found a varied record,
+perfectly frank and familiar, of the writer’s every-day moods, thoughts,
+and doings during his Samoan exile. They tell, with the zest and often
+in the language of a man who remained to the last a boy in spirit, of the
+pleasures and troubles of a planter founding his home in the virgin soil
+of a tropical island; the pleasures of an invalid beginning after many
+years to resume habits of outdoor life and exercise; the toils and
+satisfactions, failures and successes, of a creative artist whose
+invention was as fertile as his standards were high and his industry
+unflinching. These divers characters have probably never been so united
+in any man before. Something also they tell of the inward movements and
+affections of one of the bravest and tenderest of human hearts. One part
+of his life, it should be said, which his other letters will fully
+reveal, finds little expression in these, namely the relations of cordial
+and ungrudging kindness in which he stood towards the younger generation
+of writers at home, including many personally unknown to him. Neither do
+ordinary impressions of travel—impressions of the beauties of the tropics
+and the captivating strangeness of the island people and their ways—fill
+much space in them. These things were no longer new to the writer when
+the correspondence began; they had been part of the element of his life
+since the day, near two years before, when his yacht first anchored in
+the Bay of Nukahiva, and his soul, to quote his own words, ‘went down
+with these moorings whence no windlass may extract nor any diver fish it
+up; and I, and some part of my ship’s company, were from that hour the
+bondslaves of the isles of Vivien.’ In their stead we find, what to some
+readers may be hardly so welcome, the observations of a close student of
+native life, history, and manners, and some of the perplexities and
+pre-occupations of an island politician.
+
+The political allusions are seldom in the form of direct statement or
+narrative. To understand them, the reader must bear in mind a few main
+facts, which I shall state as briefly and plainly as possible. At the
+date when Stevenson settled in Samoa, the government of the island had
+lately been settled between the three powers interested, namely Germany,
+England, and the United States, at the convention of Berlin. Under this
+convention, Malietoa Laupepa, who had previously been deposed and
+deported by the Germans in favour of a nominee of their own, was
+reinstated as king, to the exclusion of his kinsman, the powerful and
+popular Mataafa, whose titles might be held equally good and whose
+abilities were certainly greater, but who was specially obnoxious to the
+Germans owing to his resistance to them during the troubles of the
+previous years. For a time the two kinsmen, Laupepa and Mataafa, lived
+on amicable terms, but presently differences arose between them. Mataafa
+had expected to occupy a position of influence in the government: finding
+himself ignored, he withdrew to a camp a few miles outside the town of
+Apia, where he lived in semi-royal state as a kind of passive rebel or
+rival to the recognised king. In the meantime, in the course of the year
+1891, the two white officials appointed under the Berlin Convention,
+namely the Chief Justice, a Swedish gentleman named Cedarkrantz, and the
+President of the Council, Baron Senfft von Pilsach, had come out to the
+islands and entered on their duties. In Stevenson’s judgment these
+gentlemen proved quite unequal to their task, an opinion which before
+long came to be shared and acted on by the foreign offices of the three
+powers under whom they were appointed. Stevenson was no abstracted
+student or dreamer; the human interests and the human duties lying
+immediately about him were ever the first in his eyes: and petty and
+remote as these island concerns may appear to us, they were for him near
+and urgent. A man of his eager nature and persuasive powers must
+naturally acquire influence in any community in which he may be thrown,
+and among the natives in especial, by kindness, justice, and a
+sympathetic understanding of their ways and character, he soon came to
+enjoy a singular degree of authority. His unauthorised intervention in
+public matters may have been of a nature disconcerting to the official
+mind, but his purposes were at all times those of a peacemaker. The
+steady aim of his efforts was to bring about the withdrawal of the two
+discredited white officials (against whom, it will be seen, he had no
+personal animus whatever) and to procure a reconciliation between Laupepa
+and Mataafa, so that the latter might exercise the share in the
+government due to his character, titles, and following. The first part
+of this policy commended itself after a time to the three powers and
+their agents, and was carried out; the second not; and his friend Mataafa
+was by-and-by attacked by the forces of Laupepa, beaten, and sent into
+exile.
+
+In reading the following pages it must be borne in mind that Mulinuu and
+Malie, the places respectively of Laupepa’s and Mataafa’s residence, are
+also used to signify their respective parties and followings. The reader
+will have no difficulty in identifying the various personages composing
+the family group whose names occur constantly in the correspondence,
+namely the writer’s mother, his wife (‘Fanny’), his stepson, Mr. Lloyd
+Osbourne (‘Lloyd’), his step-daughter and amanuensis, Mrs. Strong
+(‘Belle’), and her young son (‘Austin’). Explanation of any other
+matters seeming to require it is added in the footnotes.
+
+ S. C.
+
+_August_ 1895.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+
+
+ _In the Mountain_, _Apia_, _Samoa_,
+ _Monday_, _November_ 2_nd_, 1890
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This is a hard and interesting and beautiful life that we
+lead now. Our place is in a deep cleft of Vaea Mountain, some six
+hundred feet above the sea, embowered in forest, which is our strangling
+enemy, and which we combat with axes and dollars. I went crazy over
+outdoor work, and had at last to confine myself to the house, or
+literature must have gone by the board. _Nothing_ is so interesting as
+weeding, clearing, and path-making; the oversight of labourers becomes a
+disease; it is quite an effort not to drop into the farmer; and it does
+make you feel so well. To come down covered with mud and drenched with
+sweat and rain after some hours in the bush, change, rub down, and take a
+chair in the verandah, is to taste a quiet conscience. And the strange
+thing that I mark is this: If I go out and make sixpence, bossing my
+labourers and plying the cutlass or the spade, idiot conscience applauds
+me; if I sit in the house and make twenty pounds, idiot conscience wails
+over my neglect and the day wasted. For near a fortnight I did not go
+beyond the verandah; then I found my rush of work run out, and went down
+for the night to Apia; put in Sunday afternoon with our consul, ‘a nice
+young man,’ dined with my friend H. J. Moors in the evening, went to
+church—no less—at the white and half-white church—I had never been
+before, and was much interested; the woman I sat next _looked_ a
+full-blood native, and it was in the prettiest and readiest English that
+she sang the hymns; back to Moors’, where we yarned of the islands, being
+both wide wanderers, till bed-time; bed, sleep, breakfast, horse saddled;
+round to the mission, to get Mr. Clarke to be my interpreter; over with
+him to the King’s, whom I have not called on since my return; received by
+that mild old gentleman; have some interesting talk with him about Samoan
+superstitions and my land—the scene of a great battle in his (Malietoa
+Laupepa’s) youth—the place which we have cleared the platform of his
+fort—the gulley of the stream full of dead bodies—the fight rolled off up
+Vaea mountain-side; back with Clarke to the Mission; had a bit of lunch
+and consulted over a queer point of missionary policy just arisen, about
+our new Town Hall and the balls there—too long to go into, but a quaint
+example of the intricate questions which spring up daily in the
+missionary path.
+
+Then off up the hill; Jack very fresh, the sun (close on noon) staring
+hot, the breeze very strong and pleasant; the ineffable green country all
+round—gorgeous little birds (I think they are humming birds, but they say
+not) skirmishing in the wayside flowers. About a quarter way up I met a
+native coming down with the trunk of a cocoa palm across his shoulder;
+his brown breast glittering with sweat and oil: ‘Talofa’—‘Talofa,
+alii—You see that white man? He speak for you.’ ‘White man he gone up
+here?’—‘Ioe (Yes)’—‘Tofa, alii’—‘Tofa, soifua!’ I put on Jack up the
+steep path, till he is all as white as shaving stick—Brown’s euxesis,
+wish I had some—past Tanugamanono, a bush village—see into the houses as
+I pass—they are open sheds scattered on a green—see the brown folk
+sitting there, suckling kids, sleeping on their stiff wooden pillows—then
+on through the wood path—and here I find the mysterious white man (poor
+devil!) with his twenty years’ certificate of good behaviour as a
+book-keeper, frozen out by the strikes in the colonies, come up here on a
+chance, no work to be found, big hotel bill, no ship to leave in—and come
+up to beg twenty dollars because he heard I was a Scotchman, offering to
+leave his portmanteau in pledge. Settle this, and on again; and here my
+house comes in view, and a war whoop fetches my wife and Henry (or
+Simelé), our Samoan boy, on the front balcony; and I am home again, and
+only sorry that I shall have to go down again to Apia this day week. I
+could, and would, dwell here unmoved, but there are things to be attended
+to.
+
+Never say I don’t give you details and news. That is a picture of a
+letter.
+
+I have been hard at work since I came; three chapters of _The Wrecker_,
+and since that, eight of the South Sea book, and, along and about and in
+between, a hatful of verses. Some day I’ll send the verse to you, and
+you’ll say if any of it is any good. I have got in a better vein with
+the South Sea book, as I think you will see; I think these chapters will
+do for the volume without much change. Those that I did in the _Janet
+Nicoll_, under the most ungodly circumstances, I fear will want a lot of
+suppling and lightening, but I hope to have your remarks in a month or
+two upon that point. It seems a long while since I have heard from you.
+I do hope you are well. I am wonderful, but tired from so much work;
+’tis really immense what I have done; in the South Sea book I have fifty
+pages copied fair, some of which has been four times, and all twice
+written, certainly fifty pages of solid scriving inside a fortnight, but
+I was at it by seven a.m. till lunch, and from two till four or five
+every day; between whiles, verse and blowing on the flageolet; never
+outside. If you could see this place! but I don’t want any one to see it
+till my clearing is done, and my house built. It will be a home for
+angels.
+
+So far I wrote after my bit of dinner, some cold meat and bananas, on
+arrival. Then out to see where Henry and some of the men were clearing
+the garden; for it was plain there was to be no work to-day indoors, and
+I must set in consequence to farmering. I stuck a good while on the way
+up, for the path there is largely my own handiwork, and there were a lot
+of sprouts and saplings and stones to be removed. Then I reached our
+clearing just where the streams join in one; it had a fine autumn smell
+of burning, the smoke blew in the woods, and the boys were pretty merry
+and busy. Now I had a private design:—
+
+ [Picture: Map]
+
+The Vaita’e I had explored pretty far up; not yet the other stream, the
+Vaituliga (g=nasal n, as ng in sing); and up that, with my wood knife, I
+set off alone. It is here quite dry; it went through endless woods;
+about as broad as a Devonshire lane, here and there crossed by fallen
+trees; huge trees overhead in the sun, dripping lianas and tufted with
+orchids, tree ferns, ferns depending with air roots from the steep banks,
+great arums—I had not skill enough to say if any of them were the edible
+kind, one of our staples here!—hundreds of bananas—another staple—and
+alas! I had skill enough to know all of these for the bad kind that
+bears no fruit. My Henry moralised over this the other day; how hard it
+was that the bad banana flourished wild, and the good must be weeded and
+tended; and I had not the heart to tell him how fortunate they were here,
+and how hungry were other lands by comparison. The ascent of this lovely
+lane of my dry stream filled me with delight. I could not but be
+reminded of old Mayne Reid, as I have been more than once since I came to
+the tropics; and I thought, if Reid had been still living, I would have
+written to tell him that, for, me, _it had come true_; and I thought,
+forbye, that, if the great powers go on as they are going, and the Chief
+Justice delays, it would come truer still; and the war-conch will sound
+in the hills, and my home will be inclosed in camps, before the year is
+ended. And all at once—mark you, how Mayne Reid is on the spot—a strange
+thing happened. I saw a liana stretch across the bed of the brook about
+breast-high, swung up my knife to sever it, and—behold, it was a wire!
+On either hand it plunged into thick bush; to-morrow I shall see where it
+goes and get a guess perhaps of what it means. To-day I know no more
+than—there it is. A little higher the brook began to trickle, then to
+fill. At last, as I meant to do some work upon the homeward trail, it
+was time to turn. I did not return by the stream; knife in hand, as long
+as my endurance lasted, I was to cut a path in the congested bush.
+
+At first it went ill with me; I got badly stung as high as the elbows by
+the stinging plant; I was nearly hung in a tough liana—a rotten trunk
+giving way under my feet; it was deplorable bad business. And an axe—if
+I dared swing one—would have been more to the purpose than my cutlass.
+Of a sudden things began to go strangely easier; I found stumps, bushing
+out again; my body began to wonder, then my mind; I raised my eyes and
+looked ahead; and, by George, I was no longer pioneering, I had struck an
+old track overgrown, and was restoring an old path. So I laboured till I
+was in such a state that Carolina Wilhelmina Skeggs could scarce have
+found a name for it. Thereon desisted; returned to the stream; made my
+way down that stony track to the garden, where the smoke was still
+hanging and the sun was still in the high tree-tops, and so home. Here,
+fondly supposing my long day was over, I rubbed down; exquisite agony;
+water spreads the poison of these weeds; I got it all over my hands, on
+my chest, in my eyes, and presently, while eating an orange, _à la_
+Raratonga, burned my lip and eye with orange juice. Now, all day, our
+three small pigs had been adrift, to the mortal peril of our corn,
+lettuce, onions, etc., and as I stood smarting on the back verandah,
+behold the three piglings issuing from the wood just opposite. Instantly
+I got together as many boys as I could—three, and got the pigs penned
+against the rampart of the sty, till the others joined; whereupon we
+formed a cordon, closed, captured the deserters, and dropped them,
+squeaking amain, into their strengthened barracks where, please God, they
+may now stay!
+
+Perhaps you may suppose the day now over; you are not the head of a
+plantation, my juvenile friend. Politics succeeded: Henry got adrift in
+his English, Bene was too cowardly to tell me what he was after: result,
+I have lost seven good labourers, and had to sit down and write to you to
+keep my temper. Let me sketch my lads.—Henry—Henry has gone down to town
+or I could not be writing to you—this were the hour of his English lesson
+else, when he learns what he calls ‘long expessions’ or ‘your chief’s
+language’ for the matter of an hour and a half—Henry is a chiefling from
+Savaii; I once loathed, I now like and—pending fresh discoveries—have a
+kind of respect for Henry. He does good work for us; goes among the
+labourers, bossing and watching; helps Fanny; is civil, kindly,
+thoughtful; _O si sic semper_! But will he be ‘his sometime self
+throughout the year’? Anyway, he has deserved of us, and he must
+disappoint me sharply ere I give him up.—Bene—or Peni-Ben, in plain
+English—is supposed to be my ganger; the Lord love him! God made a
+truckling coward, there is his full history. He cannot tell me what he
+wants; he dares not tell me what is wrong; he dares not transmit my
+orders or translate my censures. And with all this, honest, sober,
+industrious, miserably smiling over the miserable issue of his own
+unmanliness.—Paul—a German—cook and steward—a glutton of work—a splendid
+fellow; drawbacks, three: (1) no cook; (2) an inveterate bungler; a man
+with twenty thumbs, continually falling in the dishes, throwing out the
+dinner, preserving the garbage; (3) a dr—, well, don’t let us say
+that—but we daren’t let him go to town, and he—poor, good soul—is afraid
+to be let go.—Lafaele (Raphael), a strong, dull, deprecatory man;
+splendid with an axe, if watched; the better for a rowing, when he calls
+me ‘Papa’ in the most wheedling tones; desperately afraid of ghosts, so
+that he dare not walk alone up in the banana patch—see map. The rest are
+changing labourers; and to-night, owing to the miserable cowardice of
+Peni, who did not venture to tell me what the men wanted—and which was no
+more than fair—all are gone—and my weeding in the article of being
+finished! Pity the sorrows of a planter.
+
+I am, Sir, yours, and be jowned to you, The Planter,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_ 3_rd_
+
+I begin to see the whole scheme of letter-writing; you sit down every day
+and pour out an equable stream of twaddle.
+
+This morning all my fears were fled, and all the trouble had fallen to
+the lot of Peni himself, who deserved it; my field was full of weeders;
+and I am again able to justify the ways of God. All morning I worked at
+the South Seas, and finished the chapter I had stuck upon on Saturday.
+Fanny, awfully hove-to with rheumatics and injuries received upon the
+field of sport and glory, chasing pigs, was unable to go up and down
+stairs, so she sat upon the back verandah, and my work was chequered by
+her cries. ‘Paul, you take a spade to do that—dig a hole first. If you
+do that, you’ll cut your foot off! Here, you boy, what you do there?
+You no get work? You go find Simelé; he give you work. Peni, you tell
+this boy he go find Simelé; suppose Simelé no give him work, you tell him
+go ’way. I no want him here. That boy no good.’—_Peni_ (from the
+distance in reassuring tones), ‘All right, sir!’—_Fanny_ (after a long
+pause), ‘Peni, you tell that boy go find Simelé! I no want him stand
+here all day. I no pay that boy. I see him all day. He no do
+nothing.’—Luncheon, beef, soda-scones, fried bananas, pine-apple in
+claret, coffee. Try to write a poem; no go. Play the flageolet. Then
+sneakingly off to farmering and pioneering. Four gangs at work on our
+place; a lively scene; axes crashing and smoke blowing; all the knives
+are out. But I rob the garden party of one without a stock, and you
+should see my hand—cut to ribbons. Now I want to do my path up the
+Vaituliga single-handed, and I want it to burst on the public complete.
+Hence, with devilish ingenuity, I begin it at different places; so that
+if you stumble on one section, you may not even then suspect the fulness
+of my labours. Accordingly, I started in a new place, below the wire,
+and hoping to work up to it. It was perhaps lucky I had so bad a
+cutlass, and my smarting hand bid me stay before I had got up to the
+wire, but just in season, so that I was only the better of my activity,
+not dead beat as yesterday.
+
+A strange business it was, and infinitely solitary; away above, the sun
+was in the high tree-tops; the lianas noosed and sought to hang me; the
+saplings struggled, and came up with that sob of death that one gets to
+know so well; great, soft, sappy trees fell at a lick of the cutlass,
+little tough switches laughed at and dared my best endeavour. Soon,
+toiling down in that pit of verdure, I heard blows on the far side, and
+then laughter. I confess a chill settled on my heart.
+
+Being so dead alone, in a place where by rights none should be beyond me,
+I was aware, upon interrogation, if those blows had drawn nearer, I
+should (of course quite unaffectedly) have executed a strategic movement
+to the rear; and only the other day I was lamenting my insensibility to
+superstition! Am I beginning to be sucked in? Shall I become a midnight
+twitterer like my neighbours? At times I thought the blows were echoes;
+at times I thought the laughter was from birds. For our birds are
+strangely human in their calls. Vaea mountain about sundown sometimes
+rings with shrill cries, like the hails of merry, scattered children. As
+a matter of fact, I believe stealthy wood-cutters from Tanugamanono were
+above me in the wood and answerable for the blows; as for the laughter, a
+woman and two children had come and asked Fanny’s leave to go up
+shrimp-fishing in the burn; beyond doubt, it was these I heard. Just at
+the right time I returned; to wash down, change, and begin this snatch of
+letter before dinner was ready, and to finish it afterwards, before Henry
+has yet put in an appearance for his lesson in ‘long explessions.’
+
+Dinner: stewed beef and potatoes, baked bananas, new loaf-bread hot from
+the oven, pine-apple in claret. These are great days; we have been low
+in the past; but now are we as belly-gods, enjoying all things.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_. (_Hist. Vailima resumed_.)
+
+A gorgeous evening of after-glow in the great tree-tops and behind the
+mountain, and full moon over the lowlands and the sea, inaugurated a
+night of horrid cold. To you effete denizens of the so-called temperate
+zone, it had seemed nothing; neither of us could sleep; we were up
+seeking extra coverings, I know not at what hour—it was as bright as day.
+The moon right over Vaea—near due west, the birds strangely silent, and
+the wood of the house tingling with cold; I believe it must have been
+60°! Consequence; Fanny has a headache and is wretched, and I could do
+no work. (I am trying all round for a place to hold my pen; you will
+hear why later on; this to explain penmanship.) I wrote two pages, very
+bad, no movement, no life or interest; then I wrote a business letter;
+then took to tootling on the flageolet, till glory should call me
+farmering.
+
+I took up at the fit time Lafaele and Mauga—Mauga, accent on the first,
+is a mountain, I don’t know what Maugà means—mind what I told you of the
+value of g—to the garden, and set them digging, then turned my attention
+to the path. I could not go into my bush path for two reasons: 1st, sore
+hands; 2nd, had on my trousers and good shoes. Lucky it was. Right in
+the wild lime hedge which cuts athwart us just homeward of the garden, I
+found a great bed of kuikui—sensitive plant—our deadliest enemy. A fool
+brought it to this island in a pot, and used to lecture and
+sentimentalise over the tender thing. The tender thing has now taken
+charge of this island, and men fight it, with torn hands, for bread and
+life. A singular, insidious thing, shrinking and biting like a weasel;
+clutching by its roots as a limpet clutches to a rock. As I fought him,
+I bettered some verses in my poem, the _Woodman_; the only thought I gave
+to letters. Though the kuikui was thick, there was but a small patch of
+it, and when I was done I attacked the wild lime, and had a hand-to-hand
+skirmish with its spines and elastic suckers. All this time, close by,
+in the cleared space of the garden, Lafaele and Maugà were digging.
+Suddenly quoth Lafaele, ‘Somebody he sing out.’—‘Somebody he sing out?
+All right. I go.’ And I went and found they had been whistling and
+‘singing out’ for long, but the fold of the hill and the uncleared bush
+shuts in the garden so that no one heard, and I was late for dinner, and
+Fanny’s headache was cross; and when the meal was over, we had to cut up
+a pineapple which was going bad, to make jelly of; and the next time you
+have a handful of broken blood-blisters, apply pine-apple juice, and you
+will give me news of it, and I request a specimen of your hand of write
+five minutes after—the historic moment when I tackled this history. My
+day so far.
+
+Fanny was to have rested. Blessed Paul began making a duck-house; she
+let him be; the duck-house fell down, and she had to set her hand to it.
+He was then to make a drinking-place for the pigs; she let him be
+again—he made a stair by which the pigs will probably escape this
+evening, and she was near weeping. Impossible to blame the indefatigable
+fellow; energy is too rare and goodwill too noble a thing to discourage;
+but it’s trying when she wants a rest. Then she had to cook the dinner;
+then, of course—like a fool and a woman—must wait dinner for me, and make
+a flurry of herself. Her day so far. _Cetera adhuc desunt_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday—I think_.
+
+I have been too tired to add to this chronicle, which will at any rate
+give you some guess of our employment. All goes well; the kuikui—(think
+of this mispronunciation having actually infected me to the extent of
+misspelling! tuitui is the word by rights)—the tuitui is all out of the
+paddock—a fenced park between the house and boundary; Peni’s men start
+to-day on the road; the garden is part burned, part dug; and Henry, at
+the head of a troop of underpaid assistants, is hard at work clearing.
+The part clearing you will see from the map; from the house run down to
+the stream side, up the stream nearly as high as the garden; then back to
+the star which I have just added to the map.
+
+My long, silent contests in the forest have had a strange effect on me.
+The unconcealed vitality of these vegetables, their exuberant number and
+strength, the attempts—I can use no other word—of lianas to enwrap and
+capture the intruder, the awful silence, the knowledge that all my
+efforts are only like the performance of an actor, the thing of a moment,
+and the wood will silently and swiftly heal them up with fresh
+effervescence; the cunning sense of the tuitui, suffering itself to be
+touched with wind-swayed grasses and not minding—but let the grass be
+moved by a man, and it shuts up; the whole silent battle, murder, and
+slow death of the contending forest; weigh upon the imagination. My poem
+the _Woodman_ stands; but I have taken refuge in a new story, which just
+shot through me like a bullet in one of my moments of awe, alone in that
+tragic jungle:—
+
+ _The High Woods of Ulufanua_.
+ 1. A South Sea Bridal.
+ 2. Under the Ban.
+ 3. Savao and Faavao.
+ 4. Cries in the High Wood.
+ 5. Rumour full of Tongues.
+ 6. The Hour of Peril.
+ 7. The Day of Vengeance.
+
+It is very strange, very extravagant, I daresay; but it’s varied, and
+picturesque, and has a pretty love affair, and ends well. Ulufanua is a
+lovely Samoan word, ulu=grove; fanua=land; grove-land—‘the tops of the
+high trees.’ Savao, ‘sacred to the wood,’ and Faavao, ‘wood-ways,’ are
+the names of two of the characters, Ulufanua the name of the supposed
+island.
+
+I am very tired, and rest off to-day from all but letters. Fanny is
+quite done up; she could not sleep last night, something it seemed like
+asthma—I trust not. I suppose Lloyd will be about, so you can give him
+the benefit of this long scrawl. Never say that I _can’t_ write a
+letter, say that I don’t.—Yours ever, my dearest fellow,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Later on Friday_.
+
+The guid wife had bread to bake, and she baked it in a pan, O! But
+between whiles she was down with me weeding sensitive in the paddock.
+The men have but now passed over it; I was round in that very place to
+see the weeding was done thoroughly, and already the reptile springs
+behind our heels. Tuitui is a truly strange beast, and gives food for
+thought. I am nearly sure—I cannot yet be quite, I mean to experiment,
+when I am less on the hot chase of the beast—that, even at the instant he
+shrivels up his leaves, he strikes his prickles downward so as to catch
+the uprooting finger; instinctive, say the gabies; but so is man’s
+impulse to strike out. One thing that takes and holds me is to see the
+strange variation in the propagation of alarm among these rooted beasts;
+at times it spreads to a radius (I speak by the guess of the eye) of five
+or six inches; at times only one individual plant appears frightened at a
+time. We tried how long it took one to recover; ’tis a sanguine
+creature; it is all abroad again before (I guess again) two minutes. It
+is odd how difficult in this world it is to be armed. The double armour
+of this plant betrays it. In a thick tuft, where the leaves disappear, I
+thrust in my hand, and the bite of the thorns betrays the topmost stem.
+In the open again, and when I hesitate if it be clover, a touch on the
+leaves, and its fine sense and retractile action betrays its identity at
+once. Yet it has one gift incomparable. Rome had virtue and knowledge;
+Rome perished. The sensitive plant has indigestible seeds—so they
+say—and it will flourish for ever. I give my advice thus to a young
+plant—have a strong root, a weak stem, and an indigestible seed; so you
+will outlast the eternal city, and your progeny will clothe mountains,
+and the irascible planter will blaspheme in vain. The weak point of
+tuitui is that its stem is strong.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Supplementary Page_.
+
+Here beginneth the third lesson, which is not from the planter but from a
+less estimable character, the writer of books.
+
+I want you to understand about this South Sea Book. The job is immense;
+I stagger under material. I have seen the first big _tache_. It was
+necessary to see the smaller ones; the letters were at my hand for the
+purpose, but I was not going to lose this experience; and, instead of
+writing mere letters, have poured out a lot of stuff for the book. How
+this works and fits, time is to show. But I believe, in time, I shall
+get the whole thing in form. Now, up to date, that is all my design, and
+I beg to warn you till we have the whole (or much) of the stuff together,
+you can hardly judge—and I can hardly judge. Such a mass of stuff is to
+be handled, if possible without repetition—so much foreign matter to be
+introduced—if possible with perspicuity—and, as much as can be, a spirit
+of narrative to be preserved. You will find that come stronger as I
+proceed, and get the explanations worked through. Problems of style are
+(as yet) dirt under my feet; my problem is architectural, creative—to get
+this stuff jointed and moving. If I can do that, I will trouble you for
+style; anybody might write it, and it would be splendid; well-engineered,
+the masses right, the blooming thing travelling—twig?
+
+This I wanted you to understand, for lots of the stuff sent home is, I
+imagine, rot—and slovenly rot—and some of it pompous rot; and I want you
+to understand it’s a _lay-in_.
+
+Soon, if the tide of poeshie continues, I’ll send you a whole lot to
+damn. You never said thank-you for the handsome tribute addressed to you
+from Apemama; such is the gratitude of the world to the God-sent poick.
+Well, well:—‘Vex not thou the poick’s mind, With thy coriaceous
+ingratitude, The P. will be to your faults more than a little blind, And
+yours is a far from handsome attitude.’ Having thus dropped into poetry
+in a spirit of friendship, I have the honour to subscribe myself, Sir,
+
+ Your obedient humble servant,
+
+ SILAS WEGG.
+
+I suppose by this you will have seen the lad—and his feet will have been
+in the Monument—and his eyes beheld the face of George. Well!
+
+There is much eloquence in a well!
+ I am, Sir
+ Yours
+
+ The Epigrammatist
+
+ [Picture: Robert Louis Stevenson written three times to form a triangle]
+
+ FINIS—EXPLICIT
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+ _Vailima_, _Tuesday_, _November_ 25_th_, 1890.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—I wanted to go out bright and early to go on with my
+survey. You never heard of that. The world has turned, and much water
+run under bridges, since I stopped my diary. I have written six more
+chapters of the book, all good I potently believe, and given up, as a
+deception of the devil’s, the High Woods. I have been once down to Apia,
+to a huge native feast at Seumanutafa’s, the chief of Apia. There was a
+vast mass of food, crowds of people, the police charging among them with
+whips, the whole in high good humour on both sides; infinite noise; and a
+historic event—Mr. Clarke, the missionary, and his wife, assisted at a
+native dance. On my return from this function, I found work had stopped;
+no more South Seas in my belly. Well, Henry had cleared a great deal of
+our bush on a contract, and it ought to be measured. I set myself to the
+task with a tape-line; it seemed a dreary business; then I borrowed a
+prismatic compass, and tackled the task afresh. I have no books; I had
+not touched an instrument nor given a thought to the business since the
+year of grace 1871; you can imagine with what interest I sat down
+yesterday afternoon to reduce my observations; five triangles I had
+taken; all five came right, to my ineffable joy. Our dinner—the lowest
+we have ever been—consisted of _one avocado pear_ between Fanny and me, a
+ship’s biscuit for the guidman, white bread for the Missis, and red wine
+for the twa. No salt horse, even, in all Vailima! After dinner Henry
+came, and I began to teach him decimals; you wouldn’t think I knew them
+myself after so long desuetude!
+
+I could not but wonder how Henry stands his evenings here; the Polynesian
+loves gaiety—I feed him with decimals, the mariner’s compass,
+derivations, grammar, and the like; delecting myself, after the manner of
+my race, _moult tristement_. I suck my paws; I live for my dexterities
+and by my accomplishments; even my clumsinesses are my joy—my woodcuts,
+my stumbling on the pipe, this surveying even—and even weeding sensitive;
+anything to do with the mind, with the eye, with the hand—with a part of
+_me_; diversion flows in these ways for the dreary man. But gaiety is
+what these children want; to sit in a crowd, tell stories and pass jests,
+to hear one another laugh and scamper with the girls. It’s good fun,
+too, I believe, but not for R. L. S., _ætat._ 40. Which I am now past
+forty, Custodian, and not one penny the worse that I can see; as amusable
+as ever; to be on board ship is reward enough for me; give me the wages
+of going on—in a schooner! Only, if ever I were gay, which I
+misremember, I am gay no more. And here is poor Henry passing his
+evenings on my intellectual husks, which the professors masticated;
+keeping the accounts of the estate—all wrong I have no doubt—I keep no
+check, beyond a very rough one; marching in with a cloudy brow, and the
+day-book under his arm; tackling decimals, coming with cases of
+conscience—how would an English chief behave in such a case? etc.; and, I
+am bound to say, on any glimmer of a jest, lapsing into native hilarity
+as a tree straightens itself after the wind is by. The other night I
+remembered my old friend—I believe yours also—Scholastikos, and
+administered the crow and the anchor—they were quite fresh to Samoan ears
+(this implies a very early severance)—and I thought the anchor would have
+made away with my Simelè altogether.
+
+Fanny’s time, in this interval, has been largely occupied in contending
+publicly with wild swine. We have a black sow; we call her Jack
+Sheppard; impossible to confine her—impossible also for her to be
+confined! To my sure knowledge she has been in an interesting condition
+for longer than any other sow in story; else she had long died the death;
+as soon as she is brought to bed, she shall count her days. I suppose
+that sow has cost us in days’ labour from thirty to fifty dollars; as
+many as eight boys (at a dollar a day) have been twelve hours in chase of
+her. Now it is supposed that Fanny has outwitted her; she grins behind
+broad planks in what was once the cook-house. She is a wild pig; far
+handsomer than any tame; and when she found the cook-house was too much
+for her methods of evasion, she lay down on the floor and refused food
+and drink for a whole Sunday. On Monday morning she relapsed, and now
+eats and drinks like a little man. I am reminded of an incident. Two
+Sundays ago, the sad word was brought that the sow was out again; this
+time she had carried another in her flight. Moors and I and Fanny were
+strolling up to the garden, and there by the waterside we saw the black
+sow, looking guilty. It seemed to me beyond words; but Fanny’s _cri du
+cœur_ was delicious: ‘G-r-r!’ she cried; ‘nobody loves you!’
+
+I would I could tell you the moving story of our cart and cart-horses;
+the latter are dapple-grey, about sixteen hands, and of enormous
+substance; the former was a kind of red and green shandry-dan with a
+driving bench; plainly unfit to carry lumber or to face our road.
+(Remember that the last third of my road, about a mile, is all made out
+of a bridle-track by my boys—and my dollars.) It was supposed a white
+man had been found—an ex-German artilleryman—to drive this last; he
+proved incapable and drunken; the gallant Henry, who had never driven
+before, and knew nothing about horses—except the rats and weeds that
+flourish on the islands—volunteered; Moors accepted, proposing to follow
+and supervise: despatched his work and started after. No cart! he
+hurried on up the road—no cart. Transfer the scene to Vailima, where on
+a sudden to Fanny and me, the cart appears, apparently at a hard gallop,
+some two hours before it was expected; Henry radiantly ruling chaos from
+the bench. It stopped: it was long before we had time to remark that the
+axle was twisted like the letter L. Our first care was the horses. There
+they stood, black with sweat, the sweat raining from them—literally
+raining—their heads down, their feet apart—and blood running thick from
+the nostrils of the mare. We got out Fanny’s under-clothes—couldn’t find
+anything else but our blankets—to rub them down, and in about half an
+hour we had the blessed satisfaction to see one after the other take a
+bite or two of grass. But it was a toucher; a little more and these
+steeds would have been foundered.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, 31_st_? _November_.
+
+Near a week elapsed, and no journal. On Monday afternoon, Moors rode up
+and I rode down with him, dined, and went over in the evening to the
+American Consulate; present, Consul-General Sewall, Lieut. Parker and
+Mrs. Parker, Lafarge the American decorator, Adams an American historian;
+we talked late, and it was arranged I was to write up for Fanny, and we
+should both dine on the morrow.
+
+On the Friday, I was all forenoon in the Mission House, lunched at the
+German Consulate, went on board the _Sperber_ (German war ship) in the
+afternoon, called on my lawyer on my way out to American Consulate, and
+talked till dinner time with Adams, whom I am supplying with
+introductions and information for Tahiti and the Marquesas. Fanny
+arrived a wreck, and had to lie down. The moon rose, one day past full,
+and we dined in the verandah, a good dinner on the whole; talk with
+Lafarge about art and the lovely dreams of art students. Remark by
+Adams, which took me briskly home to the Monument—‘I only liked one
+_young_ woman—and that was Mrs. Procter.’ Henry James would like that.
+Back by moonlight in the consulate boat—Fanny being too tired to walk—to
+Moors’s. Saturday, I left Fanny to rest, and was off early to the
+Mission, where the politics are thrilling just now. The native pastors
+(to every one’s surprise) have moved of themselves in the matter of the
+native dances, desiring the restrictions to be removed, or rather to be
+made dependent on the character of the dance. Clarke, who had feared
+censure and all kinds of trouble, is, of course, rejoicing greatly. A
+characteristic feature: the argument of the pastors was handed in in the
+form of a fictitious narrative of the voyage of one Mr. Pye, an English
+traveller, and his conversation with a chief; there are touches of satire
+in this educational romance. Mr. Pye, for instance, admits that he knows
+nothing about the Bible. At the Mission I was sought out by Henry in a
+devil of an agitation; he has been made the victim of a forgery—a crime
+hitherto unknown in Samoa. I had to go to Folau, the chief judge here,
+in the matter. Folau had never heard of the offence, and begged to know
+what was the punishment; there may be lively times in forgery ahead. It
+seems the sort of crime to tickle a Polynesian. After lunch—you can see
+what a busy three days I am describing—we set off to ride home. My Jack
+was full of the devil of corn and too much grass, and no work. I had to
+ride ahead and leave Fanny behind. He is a most gallant little rascal is
+my Jack, and takes the whole way as hard as the rider pleases. Single
+incident: half-way up, I find my boys upon the road and stop and talk
+with Henry in his character of ganger, as long as Jack will suffer me.
+Fanny drones in after; we make a show of eating—or I do—she goes to bed
+about half-past six! I write some verses, read Irving’s _Washington_,
+and follow about half-past eight. O, one thing more I did, in a
+prophetic spirit. I had made sure Fanny was not fit to be left alone,
+and wrote before turning in a letter to Chalmers, telling him I could not
+meet him in Auckland at this time. By eleven at night, Fanny got me
+wakened—she had tried twice in vain—and I found her very bad. Thence
+till three, we laboured with mustard poultices, laudanum, soda and
+ginger—Heavens! wasn’t it cold; the land breeze was as cold as a river;
+the moon was glorious in the paddock, and the great boughs and the black
+shadows of our trees were inconceivable. But it was a poor time.
+
+Sunday morning found Fanny, of course, a complete wreck, and myself not
+very brilliant. Paul had to go to Vailele _re_ cocoa-nuts; it was
+doubtful if he could be back by dinner; never mind, said I, I’ll take
+dinner when you return. Off set Paul. I did an hour’s work, and then
+tackled the house work. I did it beautiful: the house was a picture, it
+resplended of propriety. Presently Mr. Moors’ Andrew rode up; I heard
+the doctor was at the Forest House and sent a note to him; and when he
+came, I heard my wife telling him she had been in bed all day, and that
+was why the house was so dirty! Was it grateful? Was it politic? Was
+it TRUE?—Enough! In the interval, up marched little L. S., one of my
+neighbours, all in his Sunday white linens; made a fine salute, and
+demanded the key of the kitchen in German and English. And he cooked
+dinner for us, like a little man, and had it on the table and the coffee
+ready by the hour. Paul had arranged me this surprise. Some time later,
+Paul returned himself with a fresh surprise on hand; he was almost sober;
+nothing but a hazy eye distinguished him from Paul of the week days:
+_vivat_!
+
+On the evening I cannot dwell. All the horses got out of the paddock,
+went across, and smashed my neighbour’s garden into a big hole. How
+little the amateur conceives a farmer’s troubles. I went out at once
+with a lantern, staked up a gap in the hedge, was kicked at by a chestnut
+mare, who straightway took to the bush; and came back. A little after,
+they had found another gap, and the crowd were all abroad again. What
+has happened to our own garden nobody yet knows.
+
+Fanny had a fair night, and we are both tolerable this morning, only the
+yoke of correspondence lies on me heavy. I beg you will let this go on
+to my mother. I got such a good start in your letter, that I kept on at
+it, and I have neither time nor energy for more.
+
+ Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Something new_.
+
+I was called from my letters by the voice of Mr. —, who had just come up
+with a load of wood, roaring, ‘Henry! Henry! Bring six boys!’ I saw
+there was something wrong, and ran out. The cart, half unloaded, had
+upset with the mare in the shafts; she was all cramped together and all
+tangled up in harness and cargo, the off shaft pushing her over, Mr. —
+holding her up by main strength, and right along-side of her—where she
+must fall if she went down—a deadly stick of a tree like a lance. I
+could not but admire the wisdom and faith of this great brute; I never
+saw the riding-horse that would not have lost its life in such a
+situation; but the cart-elephant patiently waited and was saved. It was
+a stirring three minutes, I can tell you.
+
+I forgot in talking of Saturday to tell of one incident which will
+particularly interest my mother. I met Dr. D. from Savaii, and had an
+age-long talk about Edinburgh folk; it was very pleasant. He has been
+studying in Edinburgh, along with his son; a pretty relation. He told me
+he knew nobody but college people: ‘I was altogether a student,’ he said
+with glee. He seems full of cheerfulness and thick-set energy. I feel
+as if I could put him in a novel with effect; and ten to one, if I know
+more of him, the image will be only blurred.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_, _Dec._ 2_nd_.
+
+I should have told you yesterday that all my boys were got up for their
+work in moustaches and side-whiskers of some sort of blacking—I suppose
+wood-ash. It was a sight of joy to see them return at night, axe on
+shoulder, feigning to march like soldiers, a choragus with a loud voice
+singing out, ‘March-step! March-step!’ in imperfect recollection of some
+drill.
+
+Fanny seems much revived.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+ _Monday_, _twenty-somethingth of_
+ _December_, 1890.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—I do not say my Jack is anything extraordinary; he is
+only an island horse; and the profane might call him a Punch; and his
+face is like a donkey’s; and natives have ridden him, and he has no mouth
+in consequence, and occasionally shies. But his merits are equally
+surprising; and I don’t think I should ever have known Jack’s merits if I
+had not been riding up of late on moonless nights. Jack is a bit of a
+dandy; he loves to misbehave in a gallant manner, above all on Apia
+Street, and when I stop to speak to people, they say (Dr. Stuebel the
+German consul said about three days ago), ‘O what a wild horse! it cannot
+be safe to ride him.’ Such a remark is Jack’s reward, and represents his
+ideal of fame. Now when I start out of Apia on a dark night, you should
+see my changed horse; at a fast steady walk, with his head down, and
+sometimes his nose to the ground—when he wants to do that, he asks for
+his head with a little eloquent polite movement indescribable—he climbs
+the long ascent and threads the darkest of the wood. The first night I
+came it was starry; and it was singular to see the starlight drip down
+into the crypt of the wood, and shine in the open end of the road, as
+bright as moonlight at home; but the crypt itself was proof, blackness
+lived in it. The next night it was raining. We left the lights of Apia
+and passed into limbo. Jack finds a way for himself, but he does not
+calculate for my height above the saddle; and I am directed forward, all
+braced up for a crouch and holding my switch upright in front of me. It
+is curiously interesting. In the forest, the dead wood is
+phosphorescent; some nights the whole ground is strewn with it, so that
+it seems like a grating over a pale hell; doubtless this is one of the
+things that feed the night fears of the natives; and I am free to confess
+that in a night of trackless darkness where all else is void, these
+pallid _ignes suppositi_ have a fantastic appearance, rather bogey even.
+One night, when it was very dark, a man had put out a little lantern by
+the wayside to show the entrance to his ground. I saw the light, as I
+thought, far ahead, and supposed it was a pedestrian coming to meet me; I
+was quite taken by surprise when it struck in my face and passed behind
+me. Jack saw it, and he was appalled; do you think he thought of shying?
+No, sir, not in the dark; in the dark Jack knows he is on duty; and he
+went past that lantern steady and swift; only, as he went, he groaned and
+shuddered. For about 2500 of Jack’s steps we only pass one house—that
+where the lantern was; and about 1500 of these are in the darkness of the
+pit. But now the moon is on tap again, and the roads lighted.
+
+ [Picture: Map]
+
+I have been exploring up the Vaituliga; see your map. It comes down a
+wonderful fine glen; at least 200 feet of cliffs on either hand, winding
+like a corkscrew, great forest trees filling it. At the top there ought
+to be a fine double fall; but the stream evades it by a fault and passes
+underground. Above the fall it runs (at this season) full and very gaily
+in a shallow valley, some hundred yards before the head of the glen. Its
+course is seen full of grasses, like a flooded meadow; that is the sink!
+beyond the grave of the grasses, the bed lies dry. Near this upper part
+there is a great show of ruinous pig-walls; a village must have stood
+near by.
+
+To walk from our house to Wreck Hill (when the path is buried in fallen
+trees) takes one about half an hour, I think; to return, not more than
+twenty minutes; I daresay fifteen. Hence I should guess it was
+three-quarters of a mile. I had meant to join on my explorations passing
+eastward by the sink; but, Lord! how it rains.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ (_Later_.)
+
+I went out this morning with a pocket compass and walked in a varying
+direction, perhaps on an average S. by W., 1754 paces. Then I struck
+into the bush, N.W. by N., hoping to strike the Vaituliga above the
+falls. Now I have it plotted out I see I should have gone W. or even W.
+by S.; but it is not easy to guess. For 600 weary paces I struggled
+through the bush, and then came on the stream below the gorge, where it
+was comparatively easy to get down to it. In the place where I struck
+it, it made cascades about a little isle, and was running about N.E., 20
+to 30 feet wide, as deep as to my knee, and piercing cold. I tried to
+follow it down, and keep the run of its direction and my paces; but when
+I was wading to the knees and the waist in mud, poison brush, and rotted
+wood, bound hand and foot in lianas, shovelled unceremoniously off the
+one shore and driven to try my luck upon the other—I saw I should have
+hard enough work to get my body down, if my mind rested. It was a
+damnable walk; certainly not half a mile as the crow flies, but a real
+bucketer for hardship. Once I had to pass the stream where it flowed
+between banks about three feet high. To get the easier down, I swung
+myself by a wild-cocoanut—(so called, it bears bunches of scarlet
+nutlets)—which grew upon the brink. As I so swung, I received a crack on
+the head that knocked me all abroad. Impossible to guess what tree had
+taken a shy at me. So many towered above, one over the other, and the
+missile, whatever it was, dropped in the stream and was gone before I had
+recovered my wits. (I scarce know what I write, so hideous a Niagara of
+rain roars, shouts, and demonizes on the iron roof—it is pitch dark
+too—the lamp lit at 5!) It was a blessed thing when I struck my own
+road; and I got home, neat for lunch time, one of the most wonderful mud
+statues ever witnessed. In the afternoon I tried again, going up the
+other path by the garden, but was early drowned out; came home, plotted
+out what I had done, and then wrote this truck to you.
+
+Fanny has been quite ill with ear-ache. She won’t go, hating the sea at
+this wild season; I don’t like to leave her; so it drones on, steamer
+after steamer, and I guess it’ll end by no one going at all. She is in a
+dreadful misfortune at this hour; a case of kerosene having burst in the
+kitchen. A little while ago it was the carpenter’s horse that trod in a
+nest of fourteen eggs, and made an omelette of our hopes. The farmer’s
+lot is not a happy one. And it looks like some real uncompromising bad
+weather too. I wish Fanny’s ear were well. Think of parties in
+Monuments! think of me in Skerryvore, and now of this. It don’t look
+like a part of the same universe to me. Work is quite laid aside; I have
+worked myself right out.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Christmas Eve_.
+
+Yesterday, who could write? My wife near crazy with ear-ache; the rain
+descending in white crystal rods and playing hell’s tattoo, like a
+_tutti_ of battering rams, on our sheet-iron roof; the wind passing high
+overhead with a strange dumb mutter, or striking us full, so that all the
+huge trees in the paddock cried aloud, and wrung their hands, and
+brandished their vast arms. The horses stood in the shed like things
+stupid. The sea and the flagship lying on the jaws of the bay vanished
+in sheer rain. All day it lasted; I locked up my papers in the iron box,
+in case it was a hurricane, and the house might go. We went to bed with
+mighty uncertain feelings; far more than on shipboard, where you have
+only drowning ahead—whereas here you have a smash of beams, a shower of
+sheet-iron, and a blind race in the dark and through a whirlwind for the
+shelter of an unfinished stable—and my wife with ear-ache! Well, well,
+this morning, we had word from Apia; a hurricane was looked for, the
+ships were to leave the bay by 10 A.M.; it is now 3.30, and the flagship
+is still a fixture, and the wind round in the blessed east, so I suppose
+the danger is over. But heaven is still laden; the day dim, with
+frequent rattling bucketfuls of rain; and just this moment (as I write) a
+squall went overhead, scarce striking us, with that singular, solemn
+noise of its passage, which is to me dreadful. I have always feared the
+sound of wind beyond everything. In my hell it would always blow a gale.
+
+I have been all day correcting proofs, and making out a new plan for our
+house. The other was too dear to be built now, and it was a hard task to
+make a smaller house that would suffice for the present, and not be a
+mere waste of money in the future. I believe I have succeeded; I have
+taken care of my study anyway.
+
+Two favours I want to ask of you. First, I wish you to get ‘Pioneering
+in New Guinea,’ by J. Chalmers. It’s a missionary book, and has less
+pretensions to be literature than Spurgeon’s sermons. Yet I think even
+through that, you will see some of the traits of the hero that wrote it;
+a man that took me fairly by storm for the most attractive, simple,
+brave, and interesting man in the whole Pacific. He is away now to go up
+the Fly River; a desperate venture, it is thought; he is quite a
+Livingstone card.
+
+Second, try and keep yourself free next winter; and if my means can be
+stretched so far, I’ll come to Egypt and we’ll meet at Shepheard’s Hotel,
+and you’ll put me in my place, which I stand in need of badly by this
+time. Lord, what bully times! I suppose I’ll come per British Asia, or
+whatever you call it, and avoid all cold, and might be in Egypt about
+November as ever was—eleven months from now or rather less. But do not
+let us count our chickens.
+
+Last night three piglings were stolen from one of our pig-pens. The
+great Lafaele appeared to my wife uneasy, so she engaged him in
+conversation on the subject, and played upon him the following engaging
+trick. You advance your two forefingers towards the sitter’s eyes; he
+closes them, whereupon you substitute (on his eyelids) the fore and
+middle fingers of the left hand; and with your right (which he supposes
+engaged) you tap him on the head and back. When you let him open his
+eyes, he sees you withdrawing the two forefingers. ‘What that?’ asked
+Lafaele. ‘My devil,’ says Fanny. ‘I wake um, my devil. All right now.
+He go catch the man that catch my pig.’ About an hour afterwards,
+Lafaele came for further particulars. ‘O, all right,’ my wife says. ‘By
+and by, that man he sleep, devil go sleep same place. By and by, that
+man plenty sick. I no care. What for he take my pig?’ Lafaele cares
+plenty; I don’t think he is the man, though he may be; but he knows him,
+and most likely will eat some of that pig to-night. He will not eat with
+relish.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Saturday_ 27_th_.
+
+It cleared up suddenly after dinner, and my wife and I saddled up and off
+to Apia, whence we did not return till yesterday morning. Christmas Day
+I wish you could have seen our party at table. H. J. Moors at one end
+with my wife, I at the other with Mrs. M., between us two native women,
+Carruthers the lawyer, Moors’s two shop-boys—Walters and A. M. the
+quadroon—and the guests of the evening, Shirley Baker, the defamed and
+much-accused man of Tonga, and his son, with the artificial joint to his
+arm—where the assassins shot him in shooting at his father. Baker’s
+appearance is not unlike John Bull on a cartoon; he is highly interesting
+to speak to, as I had expected; I found he and I had many common
+interests, and were engaged in puzzling over many of the same
+difficulties. After dinner it was quite pretty to see our Christmas
+party, it was so easily pleased and prettily behaved. In the morning I
+should say I had been to lunch at the German consulate, where I had as
+usual a very pleasant time. I shall miss Dr. Stuebel much when he
+leaves, and when Adams and Lafarge go also, it will be a great blow. I
+am getting spoiled with all this good society.
+
+On Friday morning, I had to be at my house affairs before seven; and they
+kept me in Apia till past ten, disputing, and consulting about brick and
+stone and native and hydraulic lime, and cement and sand, and all sorts
+of otiose details about the chimney—just what I fled from in my father’s
+office twenty years ago; I should have made a languid engineer. Rode up
+with the carpenter. Ah, my wicked Jack! on Christmas Eve, as I was
+taking the saddle bag off, he kicked at me, and fetched me too, right on
+the shin. On Friday, being annoyed at the carpenter’s horse having a
+longer trot, he uttered a shrill cry and tried to bite him! Alas, alas,
+these are like old days; my dear Jack is a Bogue, but I cannot strangle
+Jack into submission.
+
+I have given up the big house for just now; we go ahead right away with a
+small one, which should be ready in two months, and I suppose will
+suffice for just now.
+
+O I know I haven’t told you about our _aitu_, have I? It is a lady,
+_Aitu fafine_: she lives on the mountain-side; her presence is heralded
+by the sound of a gust of wind; a sound very common in the high woods;
+when she catches you, I do not know what happens; but in practice she is
+avoided, so I suppose she does more than pass the time of day. The great
+_aitu Saumai-afe_ was once a living woman; and became an _aitu_, no one
+understands how; she lives in a stream at the well-head, her hair is red,
+she appears as a lovely young lady, her bust particularly admired, to
+handsome young men; these die, her love being fatal;—as a handsome youth
+she has been known to court damsels with the like result, but this is
+very rare; as an old crone she goes about and asks for water, and woe to
+them who are uncivil! _Saumai-afe_ means literally, ‘Come here a
+thousand!’ A good name for a lady of her manners. My _aitu fafine_ does
+not seem to be in the same line of business. It is unsafe to be a
+handsome youth in Samoa; a young man died from her favours last month—so
+we said on this side of the island; on the other, where he died, it was
+not so certain. I, for one, blame it on Madam _Saumai-afe_ without
+hesitation.
+
+Example of the farmer’s sorrows. I slipped out on the balcony a moment
+ago. It is a lovely morning, cloudless, smoking hot, the breeze not yet
+arisen. Looking west, in front of our new house, I saw, two heads of
+Indian corn wagging, and the rest and all nature stock still. As I
+looked, one of the stalks subsided and disappeared. I dashed out to the
+rescue; two small pigs were deep in the grass—quite hid till within a few
+yards—gently but swiftly demolishing my harvest. Never be a farmer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 12.30 _p.m._
+
+I while away the moments of digestion by drawing you a faithful picture
+of my morning. When I had done writing as above it was time to clean our
+house. When I am working, it falls on my wife alone, but to-day we had
+it between us; she did the bedroom, I the sitting-room, in fifty-seven
+minutes of really most unpalatable labour. Then I changed every stitch,
+for I was wet through, and sat down and played on my pipe till dinner was
+ready, mighty pleased to be in a mildly habitable spot once more. The
+house had been neglected for near a week, and was a hideous spot; my
+wife’s ear and our visit to Apia being the causes: our Paul we prefer not
+to see upon that theatre, and God knows he has plenty to do elsewhere.
+
+I am glad to look out of my back door and see the boys smoothing the
+foundations of the new house; this is all very jolly, but six months of
+it has satisfied me; we have too many things for such close quarters; to
+work in the midst of all the myriad misfortunes of the planter’s life,
+seated in a Dyonisius’ (can’t spell him) ear, whence I catch every
+complaint, mishap and contention, is besides the devil; and the hope of a
+cave of my own inspires me with lust. O to be able to shut my own door
+and make my own confusion! O to have the brown paper and the matches and
+‘make a hell of my own’ once more!
+
+I do not bother you with all my troubles in these outpourings; the
+troubles of the farmer are inspiriting—they are like difficulties out
+hunting—a fellow rages at the time and rejoices to recall and to
+commemorate them. My troubles have been financial. It is hard to
+arrange wisely interests so distributed. America, England, Samoa,
+Sydney, everywhere I have an end of liability hanging out and some shelf
+of credit hard by; and to juggle all these and build a dwelling-place
+here, and check expense—a thing I am ill fitted for—you can conceive what
+a nightmare it is at times. Then God knows I have not been idle. But
+since _The Master_ nothing has come to raise any coins. I believe the
+springs are dry at home, and now I am worked out, and can no more at all.
+A holiday is required.
+
+_Dec._ 28_th_. I have got unexpectedly to work again, and feel quite
+dandy. Good-bye.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+ _S. S. Lübeck_, _between Apia and Sydney_,
+ _Jan._ 17_th_, 1891.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—The Faamasino Sili, or Chief Justice, to speak your low
+language, has arrived. I had ridden down with Henry and Lafaele; the sun
+was down, the night was close at hand, so we rode fast; just as I came to
+the corner of the road before Apia, I heard a gun fire; and lo, there was
+a great crowd at the end of the pier, and the troops out, and a chief or
+two in the height of Samoa finery, and Seumanu coming in his boat (the
+oarsmen all in uniform), bringing the Faamasino Sili sure enough. It was
+lucky he was no longer; the natives would not have waited many weeks.
+But think of it, as I sat in the saddle at the outside of the crowd
+(looking, the English consul said, as if I were commanding the
+manœuvres), I was nearly knocked down by a stampede of the three consuls;
+they had been waiting their guest at the Matafele end, and some wretched
+intrigue among the whites had brought him to Apia, and the consuls had to
+run all the length of the town and come too late.
+
+The next day was a long one; I was at a marriage of G. the banker to
+Fanua, the virgin of Apia. Bride and bridesmaids were all in the old
+high dress; the ladies were all native; the men, with the exception of
+Seumanu, all white.
+
+It was quite a pleasant party, and while we were writing, we had a
+bird’s-eye view of the public reception of the Chief Justice. The best
+part of it were some natives in war array; with blacked faces, turbans,
+tapa kilts, and guns, they looked very manly and purposelike. No, the
+best part was poor old drunken Joe, the Portuguese boatman, who seemed to
+think himself specially charged with the reception, and ended by falling
+on his knees before the Chief Justice on the end of the pier and in full
+view of the whole town and bay. The natives pelted him with rotten
+bananas; how the Chief Justice took it I was too far off to see; but it
+was highly absurd.
+
+I have commemorated my genial hopes for the regimen of the Faamasino Sili
+in the following canine verses, which, if you at all guess how to read
+them, are very pretty in movement, and (unless he be a mighty good man)
+too true in sense.
+
+ We’re quarrelling, the villages, we’ve beaten the wooden drum’s,
+ Sa femisai o nu’u, sa taia o pate,
+ Is expounded there by the justice,
+ Ua Atuatuvale a le faamasino e,
+ The chief justice, the terrified justice,
+ Le faamasino sili, le faamasino se,
+ Is on the point of running away the justice,
+ O le a solasola le faamasino e,
+ The justice denied any influence, the terrified justice,
+ O le faamasino le ai a, le faamasino se,
+ O le a solasola le faamasino e.
+
+Well, after this excursion into tongues that have never been alive—though
+I assure you we have one capital book in the language, a book of fables
+by an old missionary of the unpromising name of Pratt, which is simply
+the best and the most literary version of the fables known to me. I
+suppose I should except La Fontaine, but L. F. takes a long time; these
+are brief as the books of our childhood, and full of wit and literary
+colour; and O, Colvin, what a tongue it would be to write, if one only
+knew it—and there were only readers. Its curse in common use is an
+incredible left-handed wordiness; but in the hands of a man like Pratt it
+is succinct as Latin, compact of long rolling polysyllables and little
+and often pithy particles, and for beauty of sound a dream. Listen, I
+quote from Pratt—this is good Samoan, not canine—
+
+
+
+ ... ... ... ... ...
+ 1 2 3 4 1
+O le afa, ua taalili ai le ulu vao, ua pa mai le faititili.
+
+1 almost _wa_, 2 the two _a’s_ just distinguished, 3 the _ai_ is
+practically suffixed to the verb, 4 almost _vow_. The excursion has
+prolonged itself.
+
+I started by the _Lübeck_ to meet Lloyd and my mother; there were many
+reasons for and against; the main reason against was the leaving of Fanny
+alone in her blessed cabin, which has been somewhat remedied by my
+carter, Mr. —, putting up in the stable and messing with her; but perhaps
+desire of change decided me not well, though I do think I ought to see an
+oculist, being very blind indeed, and sometimes unable to read. Anyway I
+left, the only cabin passenger, four and a kid in the second cabin, and a
+dear voyage it had like to have proved. Close to Fiji (choose a worse
+place on the map) we broke our shaft early one morning; and when or where
+we might expect to fetch land or meet with any ship, I would like you to
+tell me. The Pacific is absolutely desert. I have sailed there now some
+years; and scarce ever seen a ship except in port or close by; I think
+twice. It was the hurricane season besides, and hurricane waters. Well,
+our chief engineer got the shaft—it was the middle crank shaft—mended;
+thrice it was mended, and twice broke down; but now keeps up—only we dare
+not stop, for it is almost impossible to start again. The captain in the
+meanwhile crowded her with sail; fifteen sails in all, every stay being
+gratified with a stay-sail, a boat-boom sent aloft for a maintop-gallant
+yard, and the derrick of a crane brought in service as bowsprit. All the
+time we have had a fine, fair wind and a smooth sea; to-day at noon our
+run was 203 miles (if you please!), and we are within some 360 miles of
+Sydney. Probably there has never been a more gallant success; and I can
+say honestly it was well worked for. No flurry, no high words, no long
+faces; only hard work and honest thought; a pleasant, manly business to
+be present at. All the chances were we might have been six weeks—ay, or
+three months at sea—or never turned up at all, and now it looks as though
+we should reach our destination some five days too late.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+
+ [_On Board Ship between Sydney and Apia_,
+ _Feb._ 1891.]
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—The _Janet Nicoll_ stuff was rather worse than I had
+looked for; you have picked out all that is fit to stand, bar two others
+(which I don’t dislike)—the Port of Entry and the House of Temoana; that
+is for a present opinion; I may condemn these also ere I have done. By
+this time you should have another Marquesan letter, the worst of the lot,
+I think; and seven Paumotu letters, which are not far out of the vein, as
+I wish it; I am in hopes the Hawaiian stuff is better yet: time will
+show, and time will make perfect. Is something of this sort practicable
+for the dedication?
+
+ TERRA MARIQUE
+
+ PER PERICULA PER ARDUA
+
+ AMICAE COMITI
+
+ D.D.
+
+ AMANS VIATOR
+
+’Tis a first shot concocted this morning in my berth: I had always before
+been trying it in English, which insisted on being either insignificant
+or fulsome: I cannot think of a better word than _comes_, there being not
+the shadow of a Latin book on board; yet sure there is some other. Then
+_viator_ (though it _sounds_ all right) is doubtful; it has too much,
+perhaps, the sense of wayfarer? Last, will it mark sufficiently that I
+mean my wife? And first, how about blunders? I scarce wish it longer.
+
+Have had a swingeing sharp attack in Sydney; beating the fields for two
+nights, Saturday and Sunday. Wednesday was brought on board, _tel quel_,
+a wonderful wreck; and now, Wednesday week, am a good deal picked up, but
+yet not quite a Samson, being still groggy afoot and vague in the head.
+My chess, for instance, which is usually a pretty strong game, and defies
+all rivalry aboard, is vacillating, devoid of resource and observation,
+and hitherto not covered with customary laurels. As for work, it is
+impossible. We shall be in the saddle before long, no doubt, and the pen
+once more couched. You must not expect a letter under these
+circumstances, but be very thankful for a note. Once at Samoa, I shall
+try to resume my late excellent habits, and delight you with journals,
+you unaccustomed, I unaccustomed; but it is never too late to mend.
+
+It is vastly annoying that I cannot go even to Sydney without an attack;
+and heaven knows my life was anodyne. I only once dined with anybody; at
+the club with Wise; worked all morning—a terrible dead pull; a month only
+produced the imperfect embryos of two chapters; lunched in the
+boarding-house, played on my pipe; went out and did some of my messages;
+dined at a French restaurant, and returned to play draughts, whist, or
+Van John with my family. This makes a cheery life after Samoa; but it
+isn’t what you call burning the candle at both ends, is it? (It appears
+to me not one word of this letter will be legible by the time I am done
+with it, this dreadful ink rubs off.) I have a strange kind of novel
+under construction; it begins about 1660 and ends 1830, or perhaps I may
+continue it to 1875 or so, with another life. One, two, three, four,
+five, six generations, perhaps seven, figure therein; two of my old
+stories, ‘Delafield’ and ‘Shovel,’ are incorporated; it is to be told in
+the third person, with some of the brevity of history, some of the detail
+of romance. _The Shovels of Newton French_ will be the name. The idea
+is an old one; it was brought to birth by an accident; a friend in the
+islands who picked up F. Jenkin, read a part, and said: ‘Do you know,
+that’s a strange book? I like it; I don’t believe the public will; but I
+like it.’ He thought it was a novel! ‘Very well,’ said I, ‘we’ll see
+whether the public will like it or not; they shall have the chance.’
+
+ Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+
+ _Friday_, _March_ 19_th_.
+
+MY DEAR S. C.,—You probably expect that now I am back at Vailima I shall
+resume the practice of the diary letter. A good deal is changed. We are
+more; solitude does not attend me as before; the night is passed playing
+Van John for shells; and, what is not less important, I have just
+recovered from a severe illness, and am easily tired.
+
+I will give you to-day. I sleep now in one of the lower rooms of the new
+house, where my wife has recently joined me. We have two beds, an empty
+case for a table, a chair, a tin basin, a bucket and a jug; next door in
+the dining-room, the carpenters camp on the floor, which is covered with
+their mosquito nets. Before the sun rises, at 5.45 or 5.50, Paul brings
+me tea, bread, and a couple of eggs; and by about six I am at work. I
+work in bed—my bed is of mats, no mattress, sheets, or filth—mats, a
+pillow, and a blanket—and put in some three hours. It was 9.5 this
+morning when I set off to the stream-side to my weeding; where I toiled,
+manuring the ground with the best enricher, human sweat, till the
+conch-shell was blown from our verandah at 10.30. At eleven we dine;
+about half-past twelve I tried (by exception) to work again, could make
+nothing on’t, and by one was on my way to the weeding, where I wrought
+till three. Half-past five is our next meal, and I read Flaubert’s
+Letters till the hour came round; dined, and then, Fanny having a cold,
+and I being tired, came over to my den in the unfinished house, where I
+now write to you, to the tune of the carpenters’ voices, and by the
+light—I crave your pardon—by the twilight of three vile candles filtered
+through the medium of my mosquito bar. Bad ink being of the party, I
+write quite blindfold, and can only hope you may be granted to read that
+which I am unable to see while writing.
+
+I said I was tired; it is a mild phrase; my back aches like toothache;
+when I shut my eyes to sleep, I know I shall see before them—a phenomenon
+to which both Fanny and I are quite accustomed—endless vivid deeps of
+grass and weed, each plant particular and distinct, so that I shall lie
+inert in body, and transact for hours the mental part of my day business,
+choosing the noxious from the useful. And in my dreams I shall be
+hauling on recalcitrants, and suffering stings from nettles, stabs from
+citron thorns, fiery bites from ants, sickening resistances of mud and
+slime, evasions of slimy roots, dead weight of heat, sudden puffs of air,
+sudden starts from bird-calls in the contiguous forest—some mimicking my
+name, some laughter, some the signal of a whistle, and living over again
+at large the business of my day.
+
+Though I write so little, I pass all my hours of field-work in continual
+converse and imaginary correspondence. I scarce pull up a weed, but I
+invent a sentence on the matter to yourself; it does not get written;
+_autant en emportent les vents_; but the intent is there, and for me (in
+some sort) the companionship. To-day, for instance, we had a great talk.
+I was toiling, the sweat dripping from my nose, in the hot fit after a
+squall of rain: methought you asked me—frankly, was I happy. Happy (said
+I); I was only happy once; that was at Hyères; it came to an end from a
+variety of reasons, decline of health, change of place, increase of
+money, age with his stealing steps; since then, as before then, I know
+not what it means. But I know pleasure still; pleasure with a thousand
+faces, and none perfect, a thousand tongues all broken, a thousand hands,
+and all of them with scratching nails. High among these I place this
+delight of weeding out here alone by the garrulous water, under the
+silence of the high wood, broken by incongruous sounds of birds. And
+take my life all through, look at it fore and back, and upside
+down,—though I would very fain change myself—I would not change my
+circumstances, unless it were to bring you here. And yet God knows
+perhaps this intercourse of writing serves as well; and I wonder, were
+you here indeed, would I commune so continually with the thought of you.
+I say ‘I wonder’ for a form; I know, and I know I should not.
+
+So far, and much further, the conversation went, while I groped in slime
+after viscous roots, nursing and sparing little spears of grass, and
+retreating (even with outcry) from the prod of the wild lime. I wonder
+if any one had ever the same attitude to Nature as I hold, and have held
+for so long? This business fascinates me like a tune or a passion; yet
+all the while I thrill with a strong distaste. The horror of the thing,
+objective and subjective, is always present to my mind; the horror of
+creeping things, a superstitious horror of the void and the powers about
+me, the horror of my own devastation and continual murders. The life of
+the plants comes through my fingertips, their struggles go to my heart
+like supplications. I feel myself blood-boltered; then I look back on my
+cleared grass, and count myself an ally in a fair quarrel, and make stout
+my heart.
+
+It is but a little while since I lay sick in Sydney, beating the fields
+about the navy and Dean Swift and Dryden’s Latin hymns; judge if I love
+this reinvigorating climate, where I can already toil till my head swims
+and every string in the poor jumping Jack (as he now lies in bed) aches
+with a kind of yearning strain, difficult to suffer in quiescence.
+
+As for my damned literature, God knows what a business it is, grinding
+along without a scrap of inspiration or a note of style. But it has to
+be ground, and the mill grinds exceeding slowly though not particularly
+small. The last two chapters have taken me considerably over a month,
+and they are still beneath pity. This I cannot continue, time not
+sufficing; and the next will just have to be worse. All the good I can
+express is just this; some day, when style revisits me, they will be
+excellent matter to rewrite. Of course, my old cure of a change of work
+would probably answer, but I cannot take it now. The treadmill turns;
+and, with a kind of desperate cheerfulness, I mount the idle stair. I
+haven’t the least anxiety about the book; unless I die, I shall find the
+time to make it good; but the Lord deliver me from the thought of the
+Letters! However, the Lord has other things on hand; and about six
+to-morrow, I shall resume the consideration practically, and face (as
+best I may) the fact of my incompetence and disaffection to the task.
+Toil I do not spare; but fortune refuses me success. We can do more,
+Whatever-his-name-was, we can deserve it. But my misdesert began long
+since, by the acceptation of a bargain quite unsuitable to all my
+methods.
+
+To-day I have had a queer experience. My carter has from the first been
+using my horses for his own ends; when I left for Sydney, I put him on
+his honour to cease, and my back was scarce turned ere he was forfeit. I
+have only been waiting to discharge him; and to-day an occasion arose. I
+am so much _the old man virulent_, so readily stumble into anger, that I
+gave a deal of consideration to my bearing, and decided at last to
+imitate that of the late —. Whatever he might have to say, this
+eminently effective controversialist maintained a frozen demeanour and a
+jeering smile. The frozen demeanour is beyond my reach; but I could try
+the jeering smile; did so, perceived its efficacy, kept in consequence my
+temper, and got rid of my friend, myself composed and smiling still, he
+white and shaking like an aspen. He could explain everything; I said it
+did not interest me. He said he had enemies; I said nothing was more
+likely. He said he was calumniated; with all my heart, said I, but there
+are so many liars, that I find it safer to believe them. He said, in
+justice to himself, he must explain: God forbid I should interfere with
+you, said I, with the same factitious grin, but it can change nothing.
+So I kept my temper, rid myself of an unfaithful servant, found a method
+of conducting similar interviews in the future, and fell in my own
+liking. One thing more: I learned a fresh tolerance for the dead —; he
+too had learned—perhaps had invented—the trick of this manner; God knows
+what weakness, what instability of feeling, lay beneath. _Ce que c’est
+que de nous_! poor human nature; that at past forty I must adjust this
+hateful mask for the first time, and rejoice to find it effective; that
+the effort of maintaining an external smile should confuse and embitter a
+man’s soul.
+
+To-day I have not weeded; I have written instead from six till eleven,
+from twelve till two; with the interruption of the interview aforesaid; a
+damned letter is written for the third time; I dread to read it, for I
+dare not give it a fourth chance—unless it be very bad indeed. Now I
+write you from my mosquito curtain, to the song of saws and planes and
+hammers, and wood clumping on the floor above; in a day of heavenly
+brightness; a bird twittering near by; my eye, through the open door,
+commanding green meads, two or three forest trees casting their boughs
+against the sky, a forest-clad mountain-side beyond, and close in by the
+door-jamb a nick of the blue Pacific. It is March in England, bleak
+March, and I lie here with the great sliding doors wide open in an
+undershirt and p’jama trousers, and melt in the closure of mosquito bars,
+and burn to be out in the breeze. A few torn clouds—not white, the sun
+has tinged them a warm pink—swim in heaven. In which blessed and fair
+day, I have to make faces and speak bitter words to a man—who has
+deceived me, it is true—but who is poor, and older than I, and a kind of
+a gentleman too. On the whole, I prefer the massacre of weeds.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_.
+
+When I had done talking to you yesterday, I played on my pipe till the
+conch sounded, then went over to the old house for dinner, and had scarce
+risen from table ere I was submerged with visitors. The first of these
+despatched, I spent the rest of the evening going over the Samoan
+translation of my _Bottle Imp_ with Claxton the missionary; then to bed,
+but being upset, I suppose, by these interruptions, and having gone all
+day without my weeding, not to sleep. For hours I lay awake and heard
+the rain fall, and saw faint, far-away lightning over the sea, and wrote
+you long letters which I scorn to reproduce. This morning Paul was
+unusually early; the dawn had scarce begun when he appeared with the tray
+and lit my candle; and I had breakfasted and read (with indescribable
+sinkings) the whole of yesterday’s work before the sun had risen. Then I
+sat and thought, and sat and better thought. It was not good enough, nor
+good; it was as slack as journalism, but not so inspired; it was
+excellent stuff misused, and the defects stood gross on it like humps
+upon a camel. But could I, in my present disposition, do much more with
+it? in my present pressure for time, were I not better employed doing
+another one about as ill, than making this some thousandth fraction
+better? Yes, I thought; and tried the new one, and behold, I could do
+nothing: my head swims, words do not come to me, nor phrases, and I
+accepted defeat, packed up my traps, and turned to communicate the
+failure to my esteemed correspondent. I think it possible I overworked
+yesterday. Well, we’ll see to-morrow—perhaps try again later. It is
+indeed the hope of trying later that keeps me writing to you. If I take
+to my pipe, I know myself—all is over for the morning. Hurray, I’ll
+correct proofs!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Pago-Pago_, _Wednesday_.
+
+After I finished on Sunday I passed a miserable day; went out weeding,
+but could not find peace. I do not like to steal my dinner, unless I
+have given myself a holiday in a canonical manner; and weeding after all
+is only fun, the amount of its utility small, and the thing capable of
+being done faster and nearly as well by a hired boy. In the evening
+Sewall came up (American consul) and proposed to take me on a malaga,
+which I accepted. Monday I rode down to Apia, was nearly all day
+fighting about drafts and money; the silver problem does not touch you,
+but it is (in a strange and I hope passing phase) making my situation
+difficult in Apia. About eleven, the flags were all half-masted; it was
+old Captain Hamilton (Samesoni the natives called him) who had passed
+away. In the evening I walked round to the U.S. Consulate; it was a
+lovely night with a full moon; and as I got round to the hot corner of
+Matautu I heard hymns in front. The balcony of the dead man’s house was
+full of women singing; Mary (the widow, a native) sat on a chair by the
+doorstep, and I was set beside her on a bench, and next to Paul the
+carpenter; as I sat down I had a glimpse of the old captain, who lay in a
+sheet on his own table. After the hymn was over, a native pastor made a
+speech which lasted a long while; the light poured out of the door and
+windows; the girls were sitting clustered at my feet; it was choking hot.
+After the speech was ended, Mary carried me within; the captain’s hands
+were folded on his bosom, his face and head were composed; he looked as
+if he might speak at any moment; I have never seen this kind of waxwork
+so express or more venerable; and when I went away, I was conscious of a
+certain envy for the man who was out of the battle. All night it ran in
+my head, and the next day when we sighted Tutuila, and ran into this
+beautiful land-locked loch of Pago Pago (whence I write), Captain
+Hamilton’s folded hands and quiet face said a great deal more to me than
+the scenery.
+
+I am living here in a trader’s house; we have a good table, Sewall doing
+things in style; and I hope to benefit by the change, and possibly get
+more stuff for Letters. In the meanwhile, I am seized quite
+_mal-à-propos_ with desire to write a story, _The Bloody Wedding_,
+founded on fact—very possibly true, being an attempt to read a murder
+case—not yet months old, in this very place and house where I now write.
+The indiscretion is what stops me; but if I keep on feeling as I feel
+just now it will have to be written. Three Star Nettison, Kit Nettison,
+Field the Sailor, these are the main characters: old Nettison, and the
+captain of the man of war, the secondary. Possible scenario. Chapter I.
+. . .
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+
+ _Saturday_, _April_ 18_th_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—I got back on Monday night, after twenty-three hours in
+an open boat; the keys were lost; the Consul (who had promised us a
+bottle of Burgundy) nobly broke open his store-room, and we got to bed
+about midnight. Next morning the blessed Consul promised us horses for
+the daybreak; forgot all about it, worthy man; set us off at last in the
+heat of the day, and by a short cut which caused infinite trouble, and we
+were not home till dinner. I was extenuated, and have had a high fever
+since, or should have been writing before. To-day for the first time, I
+risk it. Tuesday I was pretty bad; Wednesday had a fever to kill a
+horse; Thursday I was better, but still out of ability to do aught but
+read awful trash. This is the time one misses civilisation; I wished to
+send out for some police novels; Montépin would have about suited my
+frozen brain. It is a bother when all one’s thought turns on one’s work
+in some sense or other; could not even think yesterday; I took to
+inventing dishes by way of entertainment. Yesterday, while I lay asleep
+in the afternoon, a very lucky thing happened; the Chief Justice came to
+call; met one of our employés on the road; and was shown what I had done
+to the road.
+
+‘Is this the road across the island?’ he asked.
+
+‘The only one,’ said Innes.
+
+‘And has one man done all this?’
+
+‘Three times,’ said the trusty Innes. ‘It has had to be made three
+times, and when Mr. Stevenson came, it was a track like what you see
+beyond.’
+
+‘This must be put right,’ said the Chief Justice.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_.
+
+The truth is, I broke down yesterday almost as soon as I began, and have
+been surreptitiously finishing the entry to-day. For all that I was much
+better, ate all the time, and had no fever. The day was otherwise
+uneventful. I am reminded; I had another visitor on Friday; and Fanny
+and Lloyd, as they returned from a forest raid, met in our desert,
+untrodden road, first Father Didier, Keeper of the conscience of Mataafa,
+the rising star; and next the Chief justice, sole stay of Laupepa, the
+present and unsteady star, and remember, a few days before we were close
+to the sick bed and entertained by the amateur physician of Tamasese, the
+late and sunken star. ‘That is the fun of this place,’ observed Lloyd;
+‘everybody you meet is so important.’ Everybody is also so gloomy. It
+will come to war again, is the opinion of all the well informed—and
+before that to many bankruptcies; and after that, as usual, to famine.
+Here, under the microscope, we can see history at work.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_.
+
+I have been very neglectful. A return to work, perhaps premature, but
+necessary, has used up all my possible energies and made me acquainted
+with the living headache. I just jot down some of the past notabilia.
+Yesterday B., a carpenter, and K., my (unsuccessful) white man, were
+absent all morning from their work; I was working myself, where I hear
+every sound with morbid certainty, and I can testify that not a hammer
+fell. Upon inquiry I found they had passed the morning making ice with
+our ice machine and taking the horizon with a spirit level! I had no
+sooner heard this than—a violent headache set in; I am a real employer of
+labour now, and have much of the ship captain when aroused; and if I had
+a headache, I believe both these gentlemen had aching hearts. I promise
+you, the late—was to the front; and K., who was the most guilty, yet (in
+a sense) the least blameable, having the brains and character of a
+canary-bird, fared none the better for B.’s repartees. I hear them hard
+at work this morning, so the menace may be blessed. It was just after my
+dinner, just before theirs, that I administered my redoubtable tongue—it
+is really redoubtable—to these skulkers (Paul used to triumph over Mr. J.
+for weeks. ‘I am very sorry for you,’ he would say; ‘you’re going to
+have a talk with Mr. Stevenson when he comes home: you don’t know what
+that is!’) In fact, none of them do, till they get it. I have known K.,
+for instance, for months; he has never heard me complain, or take notice,
+unless it were to praise; I have used him always as my guest, and there
+seems to be something in my appearance which suggests endless, ovine
+long-suffering! We sat in the upper verandah all evening, and discussed
+the price of iron roofing, and the state of the draught-horses, with
+Innes, a new man we have taken, and who seems to promise well.
+
+One thing embarrasses me. No one ever seems to understand my attitude
+about that book; the stuff sent was never meant for other than a first
+state; I never meant it to appear as a book. Knowing well that I have
+never had one hour of inspiration since it was begun, and have only
+beaten out my metal by brute force and patient repetition, I hoped some
+day to get a ‘spate of style’ and burnish it—fine mixed metaphor. I am
+now so sick that I intend, when the Letters are done and some more
+written that will be wanted, simply to make a book of it by the
+pruning-knife.
+
+I cannot fight longer; I am sensible of having done worse than I hoped,
+worse than I feared; all I can do now is to do the best I can for the
+future, and clear the book, like a piece of bush, with axe and cutlass.
+Even to produce the MS. of this will occupy me, at the most favourable
+opinion, till the middle of next year; really five years were wanting,
+when I could have made a book; but I have a family, and—perhaps I could
+not make the book after all.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+ _April_ 29_th_, ’91.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—I begin again. I was awake this morning about half-past
+four. It was still night, but I made my fire, which is always a
+delightful employment, and read Lockhart’s ‘Scott’ until the day began to
+peep. It was a beautiful and sober dawn, a dove-coloured dawn,
+insensibly brightening to gold. I was looking at it some while over the
+down-hill profile of our eastern road, when I chanced to glance
+northward, and saw with extraordinary pleasure the sea lying outspread.
+It seemed as smooth as glass, and yet I knew the surf was roaring all
+along the reef, and indeed, if I had listened, I could have heard it—and
+saw the white sweep of it outside Matautu.
+
+I am out of condition still, and can do nothing, and toil to be at my
+pen, and see some ink behind me. I have taken up again _The High Woods
+of Ulufanua_. I still think the fable too fantastic and far-fetched.
+But, on a re-reading, fell in love with my first chapter, and for good or
+evil I must finish it. It is really good, well fed with facts, true to
+the manners, and (for once in my works) rendered pleasing by the presence
+of a heroine who is pretty. Miss Uma is pretty; a fact. All my other
+women have been as ugly as sin, and like Falconet’s horse (I have just
+been reading the anecdote in Lockhart), _mortes_ forbye.
+
+News: Our old house is now half demolished; it is to be rebuilt on a new
+site; now we look down upon and through the open posts of it like a
+bird-cage, to the woods beyond. My poor Paulo has lost his father and
+succeeded to thirty thousand thalers (I think); he had to go down to the
+Consulate yesterday to send a legal paper; got drunk, of course, and is
+still this morning in so bemused a condition that our breakfasts all went
+wrong. Lafaele is absent at the deathbed of his fair spouse; fair she
+was, but not in deed, acting as harlot to the wreckers at work on the
+warships, to which society she probably owes her end, having fallen off a
+cliff, or been thrust off it—_inter pocula_. Henry is the same, our
+stand-by. In this transition stage he has been living in Apia; but the
+other night he stayed up, and sat with us about the chimney in my room.
+It was the first time he had seen a fire in a hearth; he could not look
+at it without smiles, and was always anxious to put on another stick. We
+entertained him with the fairy tales of civilisation—theatres, London,
+blocks in the street, Universities, the Underground, newspapers, etc.,
+and projected once more his visit to Sydney. If we can manage, it will
+be next Christmas. (I see it will be impossible for me to afford a
+further journey _this_ winter.) We have spent since we have been here
+about £2500, which is not much if you consider we have built on that
+three houses, one of them of some size, and a considerable stable, made
+two miles of road some three times, cleared many acres of bush, made some
+miles of path, planted quantities of food, and enclosed a horse paddock
+and some acres of pig run; but ’tis a good deal of money regarded simply
+as money. K. is bosh; I have no use for him; but we must do what we can
+with the fellow meanwhile; he is good-humoured and honest, but
+inefficient, idle himself, the cause of idleness in others, grumbling, a
+self-excuser—all the faults in a bundle. He owes us thirty weeks’
+service—the wretched Paul about half as much. Henry is almost the only
+one of our employés who has a credit.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 17_th_.
+
+Well, am I ashamed of myself? I do not think so. I have been hammering
+Letters ever since, and got three ready and a fourth about half through;
+all four will go by the mail, which is what I wish, for so I keep at
+least my start. Days and days of unprofitable stubbing and digging, and
+the result still poor as literature, left-handed, heavy, unillumined, but
+I believe readable and interesting as matter. It has been no joke of a
+hard time, and when my task was done, I had little taste for anything but
+blowing on the pipe. A few necessary letters filled the bowl to
+overflowing.
+
+My mother has arrived, young, well, and in good spirits. By desperate
+exertions, which have wholly floored Fanny, her room was ready for her,
+and the dining-room fit to eat in. It was a famous victory. Lloyd never
+told me of your portrait till a few days ago; fortunately, I had no
+pictures hung yet; and the space over my chimney waits your counterfeit
+presentment. I have not often heard anything that pleased me more; your
+severe head shall frown upon me and keep me to the mark. But why has it
+not come? Have you been as forgetful as Lloyd?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 18_th_.
+
+Miserable comforters are ye all! I read your esteemed pages this morning
+by lamplight and the glimmer of the dawn, and as soon as breakfast was
+over, I must turn to and tackle these despised labours! Some courage was
+necessary, but not wanting. There is one thing at least by which I can
+avenge myself for my drubbing, for on one point you seem impenetrably
+stupid. Can I find no form of words which will at last convey to your
+intelligence the fact that _these letters were never meant_, _and are not
+now meant_, _to be other than a quarry of materials from which the book
+may be drawn_? There seems something incommunicable in this (to me)
+simple idea; I know Lloyd failed to comprehend it, I doubt if he has
+grasped it now; and I despair, after all these efforts, that you should
+ever be enlightened. Still, oblige me by reading that form of words once
+more, and see if a light does not break. You may be sure, after the
+friendly freedoms of your criticism (necessary I am sure, and wholesome I
+know, but untimely to the poor labourer in his landslip) that mighty
+little of it will stand.
+
+Our Paul has come into a fortune, and wishes to go home to the Hie
+Germanie. This is a tile on our head, and if a shower, which is now
+falling, lets up, I must go down to Apia, and see if I can find a
+substitute of any kind. This is, from any point of view, disgusting;
+above all, from that of work; for, whatever the result, the mill has to
+be kept turning; apparently dust, and not flour, is the proceed. Well,
+there is gold in the dust, which is a fine consolation, since—well, I
+can’t help it; night or morning, I do my darndest, and if I cannot charge
+for merit, I must e’en charge for toil, of which I have plenty and plenty
+more ahead before this cup is drained; sweat and hyssop are the
+ingredients.
+
+We are clearing from Carruthers’ Road to the pig fence, twenty-eight
+powerful natives with Catholic medals about their necks, all swiping in
+like Trojans; long may the sport continue!
+
+The invoice to hand. Ere this goes out, I hope to see your expressive,
+but surely not benignant countenance! Adieu, O culler of offensive
+expressions—‘and a’ to be a posy to your ain dear May!’—Fanny seems a
+little revived again after her spasm of work. Our books and furniture
+keep slowly draining up the road, in a sad state of scatterment and
+disrepair; I wish the devil had had K. by his red beard before he had
+packed my library. Odd leaves and sheets and boards—a thing to make a
+bibliomaniac shed tears—are fished out of odd corners. But I am no
+bibliomaniac, praise Heaven, and I bear up, and rejoice when I find
+anything safe.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 19_th_.
+
+However, I worked five hours on the brute, and finished my Letter all the
+same, and couldn’t sleep last night by consequence. Haven’t had a bad
+night since I don’t know when; dreamed a large, handsome man (a New
+Orleans planter) had insulted my wife, and, do what I pleased, I could
+not make him fight me; and woke to find it was the eleventh anniversary
+of my marriage. A letter usually takes me from a week to three days; but
+I’m sometimes two days on a page—I was once three—and then my friends
+kick me. _C’est-y-bête_! I wish letters of that charming quality could
+be so timed as to arrive when a fellow wasn’t working at the truck in
+question; but, of course, that can’t be. Did not go down last night. It
+showered all afternoon, and poured heavy and loud all night.
+
+You should have seen our twenty-five popes (the Samoan phrase for a
+Catholic, lay or cleric) squatting when the day’s work was done on the
+ground outside the verandah, and pouring in the rays of forty-eight eyes
+through the back and the front door of the dining-room, while Henry and I
+and the boss pope signed the contract. The second boss (an old man) wore
+a kilt (as usual) and a Balmoral bonnet with a little tartan edging and
+the tails pulled off. I told him that hat belong to my country—Sekotia;
+and he said, yes, that was the place that he belonged to right enough.
+And then all the Papists laughed till the woods rang; he was slashing
+away with a cutlass as he spoke.
+
+The pictures have decidedly not come; they may probably arrive Sunday.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+
+ _June_, 1891.
+
+SIR,—To you, under your portrait, which is, in expression, your true,
+breathing self, and up to now saddens me; in time, and soon, I shall be
+glad to have it there; it is still only a reminder of your absence.
+Fanny wept when we unpacked it, and you know how little she is given to
+that mood; I was scarce Roman myself, but that does not count—I lift up
+my voice so readily. These are good compliments to the artist. I write
+in the midst of a wreck of books, which have just come up, and have for
+once defied my labours to get straight. The whole floor is filled with
+them, and (what’s worse) most of the shelves forbye; and where they are
+to go to, and what is to become of the librarian, God knows. It is hot
+to-night, and has been airless all day, and I am out of sorts, and my
+work sticks, the devil fly away with it and me. We had an alarm of war
+since last I wrote my screeds to you, and it blew over, and is to blow on
+again, and the rumour goes they are to begin by killing all the whites.
+I have no belief in this, and should be infinitely sorry if it came to
+pass—I do not mean for _us_, that were otiose—but for the poor, deluded
+schoolboys, who should hope to gain by such a step.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[_Letter resumed_.]
+
+ _June_ 20_th_.
+
+No diary this time. Why? you ask. I have only sent out four Letters,
+and two chapters of the _Wrecker_. Yes, but to get these I have written
+132 pp., 66,000 words in thirty days; 2200 words a day; the labours of an
+elephant. God knows what it’s like, and don’t ask me, but nobody shall
+say I have spared pains. I thought for some time it wouldn’t come at
+all. I was days and days over the first letter of the lot—days and days
+writing and deleting and making no headway whatever, till I thought I
+should have gone bust; but it came at last after a fashion, and the rest
+went a thought more easily, though I am not so fond as to fancy any
+better.
+
+Your opinion as to the letters as a whole is so damnatory that I put them
+by. But there is a ‘hell of a want of’ money this year. And these
+Gilbert Island papers, being the most interesting in matter, and forming
+a compact whole, and being well illustrated, I did think of as a possible
+resource.
+
+It would be called
+
+ _Six Months in Melanesia_,
+
+ _Two Island Kings_,
+
+ —_Monarchies_,
+
+ _Gilbert Island Kings_,
+
+ —_Monarchies_,
+
+and I daresay I’ll think of a better yet—and would divide thus:—
+
+ _Butaritati_.
+ I. A Town asleep.
+ II. The Three Brothers.
+ III. Around our House.
+ IV. A Tale of a Tapu.
+ V. The Five Day’s Festival.
+ VI. Domestic Life—(which might be omitted, but not well,
+ better be recast).
+ _The King of Apemama_.
+ VII. The Royal Traders.
+ VIII. Foundation of Equator Town.
+ IX. The Palace of Mary Warren.
+ X. Equator Town and the Palace.
+ XI. King and Commons.
+ XII. The Devil Work Box.
+ XIII. The Three Corslets.
+ XIV. Tail piece; the Court upon a Journey.
+
+I wish you to watch these closely, judging them as a whole, and treating
+them as I have asked you, and favour me with your damnatory advice. I
+look up at your portrait, and it frowns upon me. You seem to view me
+with reproach. The expression is excellent; Fanny wept when she saw it,
+and you know she is not given to the melting mood. She seems really
+better; I have a touch of fever again, I fancy overwork, and to-day, when
+I have overtaken my letters, I shall blow on my pipe. Tell Mrs. S. I
+have been playing _Le Chant d’Amour_ lately, and have arranged it, after
+awful trouble, rather prettily for two pipes; and it brought her before
+me with an effect scarce short of hallucination. I could hear her voice
+in every note; yet I had forgot the air entirely, and began to pipe it
+from notes as something new, when I was brought up with a round turn by
+this reminiscence. We are now very much installed; the dining-room is
+done, and looks lovely. Soon we shall begin to photograph and send you
+our circumstances. My room is still a howling wilderness. I sleep on a
+platform in a window, and strike my mosquito bar and roll up my
+bedclothes every morning, so that the bed becomes by day a divan. A
+great part of the floor is knee-deep in books, yet nearly all the shelves
+are filled, alas! It is a place to make a pig recoil, yet here are my
+interminable labours begun daily by lamp-light, and sometimes not yet
+done when the lamp has once more to be lighted. The effect of pictures
+in this place is surprising. They give great pleasure.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _June_ 21_st_.
+
+A word more. I had my breakfast this morning at 4.30! My new cook has
+beaten me and (as Lloyd says) revenged all the cooks in the world. I
+have been hunting them to give me breakfast early since I was twenty; and
+now here comes Mr. Ratke, and I have to plead for mercy. I cannot stand
+4.30; I am a mere fevered wreck; it is now half-past eight, and I can no
+more, and four hours divide me from lunch, the devil take the man!
+Yesterday it was about 5.30, which I can stand; day before 5, which is
+bad enough; to-day, I give out. It is like a London season, and as I do
+not take a siesta once in a month, and then only five minutes, I am being
+worn to the bones, and look aged and anxious.
+
+We have Rider Haggard’s brother here as a Land Commissioner; a nice kind
+of a fellow; indeed, all the three Land Commissioners are very agreeable.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+
+ _Sunday_, _Sept._ 5 (?), 1891.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Yours from Lochinver has just come. You ask me if I am
+ever homesick for the Highlands and the Isles. Conceive that for the
+last month I have been living there between 1786 and 1850, in my
+grandfather’s diaries and letters. I _had_ to take a rest; no use
+talking; so I put in a month over my _Lives of the Stevensons_ with great
+pleasure and profit and some advance; one chapter and a part drafted.
+The whole promises well Chapter I. Domestic Annals. Chapter II. The
+Northern Lights. Chapter III. The Bell Rock. Chapter IV. A Family of
+Boys. Chap. V. The Grandfather. VI. Alan Stevenson. VII. Thomas
+Stevenson. My materials for my great-grandfather are almost null; for my
+grandfather copious and excellent. Name, a puzzle. _A Scottish Family_,
+_A Family of Engineers_, _Northern Lights_, _The Engineers of the
+Northern Lights_: _A Family History_. Advise; but it will take long.
+Now, imagine if I have been homesick for Barrahead and Island Glass, and
+Kirkwall, and Cape Wrath, and the Wells of the Pentland Firth; I could
+have wept.
+
+Now for politics. I am much less alarmed; I believe the _malo_ (=_raj_,
+government) will collapse and cease like an overlain infant, without a
+shot fired. They have now been months here on their big salaries—and
+Cedarcrantz, whom I specially like as a man, has done nearly nothing, and
+the Baron, who is well-meaning, has done worse. They have these large
+salaries, and they have all the taxes; they have made scarce a foot of
+road; they have not given a single native a position—all to white men;
+they have scarce laid out a penny on Apia, and scarce a penny on the
+King; they have forgot they were in Samoa, or that such a thing as
+Samoans existed, and had eyes and some intelligence. The Chief Justice
+has refused to pay his customs! The President proposed to have an
+expensive house built for himself, while the King, his master, has none!
+I had stood aside, and been a loyal, and, above all, a silent subject, up
+to then; but now I snap my fingers at their _malo_. It is damned, and
+I’m damned glad of it. And this is not all. Last ‘_Wainiu_,’ when I
+sent Fanny off to Fiji, I hear the wonderful news that the Chief Justice
+is going to Fiji and the Colonies to improve his mind. I showed my way
+of thought to his guest, Count Wachtmeister, whom I have sent to you with
+a letter—he will tell you all the news. Well, the Chief Justice stayed,
+but they said he was to leave yesterday. I had intended to go down, and
+see and warn him! But the President’s house had come up in the
+meanwhile, and I let them go to their doom, which I am only anxious to
+see swiftly and (if it may be) bloodlessly fall.
+
+Thus I have in a way withdrawn my unrewarded loyalty. Lloyd is down
+to-day with Moors to call on Mataafa; the news of the excursion made a
+considerable row in Apia, and both the German and the English consuls
+besought Lloyd not to go. But he stuck to his purpose, and with my
+approval. It’s a poor thing if people are to give up a pleasure party
+for a _malo_ that has never done anything for us but draw taxes, and is
+going to go pop, and leave us at the mercy of the identical Mataafa, whom
+I have not visited for more than a year, and who is probably furious.
+
+The sense of my helplessness here has been rather bitter; I feel it
+wretched to see this dance of folly and injustice and unconscious
+rapacity go forward from day to day, and to be impotent. I was not
+consulted—or only by one man, and that on particular points; I did not
+choose to volunteer advice till some pressing occasion; I have not even a
+vote, for I am not a member of the municipality.
+
+What ails you, miserable man, to talk of saving material? I have a whole
+world in my head, a whole new society to work, but I am in no hurry; you
+will shortly make the acquaintance of the Island of Ulufanua, on which I
+mean to lay several stories; the _Bloody Wedding_, possibly the _High
+Woods_—(O, it’s so good, the High Woods, but the story is craziness;
+that’s the trouble,)—a political story, the _Labour Slave_, etc.
+Ulufanua is an imaginary island; the name is a beautiful Samoan word for
+the _top_ of a forest; ulu—leaves or hair, fanua=land. The ground or
+country of the leaves. ‘Ulufanua the isle of the sea,’ read that verse
+dactylically and you get the beat; the u’s are like our double oo; did
+ever you hear a prettier word?
+
+I do not feel inclined to make a volume of Essays, but if I did, and
+perhaps the idea is good—and any idea is better than South Seas—here
+would be my choice of the Scribner articles: _Dreams_, _Beggars_,
+_Lantern-Bearers_, _Random Memories_. There was a paper called the _Old
+Pacific Capital_ in Fraser, in Tulloch’s time, which had merit; there
+were two on Fontainebleau in the _Magazine of Art_ in Henley’s time. I
+have no idea if they’re any good; then there’s the _Emigrant Train_.
+_Pulvis et Umbra_ is in a different key, and wouldn’t hang on with the
+rest.
+
+I have just interrupted my letter and read through the chapter of the
+_High Woods_ that is written, a chapter and a bit, some sixteen pages,
+really very fetching, but what do you wish? the story is so wilful, so
+steep, so silly—it’s a hallucination I have outlived, and yet I never did
+a better piece of work, horrid, and pleasing, and extraordinarily _true_;
+it’s sixteen pages of the South Seas; their essence. What am I to do?
+Lose this little gem—for I’ll be bold, and that’s what I think it—or go
+on with the rest, which I don’t believe in, and don’t like, and which can
+never make aught but a silly yarn? Make another end to it? Ah, yes, but
+that’s not the way I write; the whole tale is implied; I never use an
+effect, when I can help it, unless it prepares the effects that are to
+follow; that’s what a story consists in. To make another end, that is to
+make the beginning all wrong. The dénouement of a long story is nothing;
+it is just a ‘full close,’ which you may approach and accompany as you
+please—it is a coda, not an essential member in the rhythm; but the body
+and end of a short story is bone of the bone and blood of the blood of
+the beginning. Well, I shall end by finishing it against my judgment;
+that fragment is my Delilah. Golly, it’s good. I am not shining by
+modesty; but I do just love the colour and movement of that piece so far
+as it goes.
+
+I was surprised to hear of your fishing. And you saw the ‘Pharos,’
+thrice fortunate man; I wish I dared go home, I would ask the
+Commissioners to take me round for old sake’s sake, and see all my family
+pictures once more from the Mull of Galloway to Unst. However, all is
+arranged for our meeting in Ceylon, except the date and the blooming
+pounds. I have heard of an exquisite hotel in the country, airy, large
+rooms, good cookery, not dear; we shall have a couple of months there, if
+we can make it out, and converse or—as my grandfather always
+said—‘commune.’ ‘Communings with Mr. Kennedy as to Lighthouse Repairs.’
+He was a fine old fellow, but a droll.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Evening_.
+
+Lloyd has returned. Peace and war were played before his eyes at heads
+or tails. A German was stopped with levelled guns; he raised his whip;
+had it fallen, we might have been now in war. Excuses were made by
+Mataafa himself. Doubtless the thing was done—I mean the stopping of the
+German—a little to show off before Lloyd. Meanwhile—was up here, telling
+how the Chief Justice was really gone for five or eight weeks, and
+begging me to write to the _Times_ and denounce the state of affairs;
+many strong reasons he advanced; and Lloyd and I have been since his
+arrival and —’s departure, near half an hour, debating what should be
+done. Cedarcrantz is gone; it is not my fault; he knows my views on that
+point—alone of all points;—he leaves me with my mouth sealed. Yet this
+is a nice thing that because he is guilty of a fresh offence—his
+flight—the mouth of the only possible influential witness should be
+closed? I do not like this argument. I look like a cad, if I do in the
+man’s absence what I could have done in a more manly manner in his
+presence. True; but why did he go? It is his last sin. And I, who like
+the man extremely—that is the word—I love his society—he is intelligent,
+pleasant, even witty, a gentleman—and you know how that attaches—I loathe
+to seem to play a base part; but the poor natives—who are like other
+folk, false enough, lazy enough, not heroes, not saints—ordinary men
+damnably misused—are they to suffer because I like Cedarcrantz, and
+Cedarcrantz has cut his lucky? This is a little tragedy, observe well—a
+tragedy! I may be right, I may be wrong in my judgment, but I am in
+treaty with my honour. I know not how it will seem to-morrow. Lloyd
+thought the barrier of honour insurmountable, and it is an ugly obstacle.
+He (Cedarcrantz) will likely meet my wife three days from now, may travel
+back with her, will be charming if he does; suppose this, and suppose him
+to arrive and find that I have sprung a mine—or the nearest approach to
+it I could find—behind his back? My position is pretty. Yes, I am an
+aristocrat. I have the old petty, personal view of honour? I should
+blush till I die if I do this; yet it is on the cards that I may do it.
+So much I have written you in bed, as a man writes, or talks, in a
+_bittre Wahl_. Now I shall sleep, and see if I am more clear. I will
+consult the missionaries at least—I place some reliance in M. also—or I
+should if he were not a partisan; but a partisan he is. There’s the
+pity. To sleep! A fund of wisdom in the prostrate body and the fed
+brain. Kindly observe R. L. S. in the talons of politics! ’Tis
+funny—’tis sad. Nobody but these cursed idiots could have so driven me;
+I cannot bear idiots.
+
+My dear Colvin, I must go to sleep; it is long past ten—a dreadful hour
+for me. And here am I lingering (so I feel) in the dining-room at the
+Monument, talking to you across the table, both on our feet, and only the
+two stairs to mount, and get to bed, and sleep, and be waked by dear old
+George—to whom I wish my kindest remembrances—next morning. I look
+round, and there is my blue room, and my long lines of shelves, and the
+door gaping on a moonless night, and no word of S. C. but his twa
+portraits on the wall. Good-bye, my dear fellow, and goodnight. Queer
+place the world!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_.
+
+No clearness of mind with the morning; I have no guess what I should do.
+’Tis easy to say that the public duty should brush aside these little
+considerations of personal dignity; so it is that politicians begin, and
+in a month you find them rat and flatter and intrigue with brows of
+brass. I am rather of the old view, that a man’s first duty is to these
+little laws; the big he does not, he never will, understand; I may be
+wrong about the Chief Justice and the Baron and the state of Samoa; I
+cannot be wrong about the vile attitude I put myself in if I blow the
+gaff on Cedarcrantz behind his back.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_.
+
+One more word about the South Seas, in answer to a question I observe I
+have forgotten to answer. The Tahiti part has never turned up, because
+it has never been written. As for telling you where I went or when, or
+anything about Honolulu, I would rather die; that is fair and plain. How
+can anybody care when or how I left Honolulu? A man of upwards of forty
+cannot waste his time in communicating matter of that indifference. The
+letters, it appears, are tedious; they would be more tedious still if I
+wasted my time upon such infantile and sucking-bottle details. If ever I
+put in any such detail, it is because it leads into something or serves
+as a transition. To tell it for its own sake, never! The mistake is all
+through that I have told too much; I had not sufficient confidence in the
+reader, and have overfed him; and here are you anxious to learn how I—O
+Colvin! Suppose it had made a book, all such information is given to one
+glance of an eye by a map with a little dotted line upon it. But let us
+forget this unfortunate affair.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_.
+
+Yesterday I went down to consult Clarke, who took the view of delay. Has
+he changed his mind already? I wonder: here at least is the news. Some
+little while back some men of Manono—what is Manono?—a Samoan rotten
+borough, a small isle of huge political importance, heaven knows why,
+where a handful of chiefs make half the trouble in the country. Some men
+of Manono (which is strong Mataafa) burned down the houses and destroyed
+the crops of some Malietoa neighbours. The President went there the
+other day and landed alone on the island, which (to give him his due) was
+plucky. Moreover, he succeeded in persuading the folks to come up and be
+judged on a particular day in Apia. That day they did not come; but did
+come the next, and, to their vast surprise, were given six months’
+imprisonment and clapped in gaol. Those who had accompanied them cried
+to them on the streets as they were marched to prison, ‘Shall we rescue
+you?’ The condemned, marching in the hands of thirty men with loaded
+rifles, cried out ‘No’! And the trick was done. But it was ardently
+believed a rescue would be attempted; the gaol was laid about with armed
+men day and night; but there was some question of their loyalty, and the
+commandant of the forces, a very nice young beardless Swede, became
+nervous, and conceived a plan. How if he should put dynamite under the
+gaol, and in case of an attempted rescue blow up prison and all? He went
+to the President, who agreed; he went to the American man-of-war for the
+dynamite and machine, was refused, and got it at last from the Wreckers.
+The thing began to leak out, and there arose a muttering in town. People
+had no fancy for amateur explosions, for one thing. For another, it did
+not clearly appear that it was legal; the men had been condemned to six
+months’ prison, which they were peaceably undergoing; they had not been
+condemned to death. And lastly, it seemed a somewhat advanced example of
+civilisation to set before barbarians. The mutter in short became a
+storm, and yesterday, while I was down, a cutter was chartered, and the
+prisoners were suddenly banished to the Tokelaus. Who has changed the
+sentence? We are going to stir in the dynamite matter; we do not want
+the natives to fancy us consenting to such an outrage.
+
+Fanny has returned from her trip, and on the whole looks better. The
+_High Woods_ are under way, and their name is now the _Beach of Falesá_,
+and the yarn is cured. I have about thirty pages of it done; it will be
+fifty to seventy I suppose. No supernatural trick at all; and escaped
+out of it quite easily; can’t think why I was so stupid for so long.
+Mighty glad to have Fanny back to this ‘Hell of the South Seas,’ as the
+German Captain called it. What will Cedarcrantz think when he comes
+back? To do him justice, had he been here, this Manono hash would not
+have been.
+
+Here is a pretty thing. When Fanny was in Fiji all the Samoa and Tokelau
+folks were agog about our ‘flash’ house; but the whites had never heard
+of it.
+
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON,
+ Author of _The Beach of Falesá_.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+
+ _Sept._ 28.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Since I last laid down my pen, I have written and
+rewritten _The Beach of Falesá_; something like sixty thousand words of
+sterling domestic fiction (the story, you will understand, is only half
+that length); and now I don’t want to write any more again for ever, or
+feel so; and I’ve got to overhaul it once again to my sorrow. I was all
+yesterday revising, and found a lot of slacknesses and (what is worse in
+this kind of thing) some literaryisms. One of the puzzles is this: It is
+a first person story—a trader telling his own adventure in an island.
+When I began I allowed myself a few liberties, because I was afraid of
+the end; now the end proved quite easy, and could be done in the pace; so
+the beginning remains about a quarter tone out (in places); but I have
+rather decided to let it stay so. The problem is always delicate; it is
+the only thing that worries me in first person tales, which otherwise
+(quo’ Alan) ‘set better wi’ my genius.’ There is a vast deal of fact in
+the story, and some pretty good comedy. It is the first realistic South
+Sea story; I mean with real South Sea character and details of life.
+Everybody else who has tried, that I have seen, got carried away by the
+romance, and ended in a kind of sugar-candy sham epic, and the whole
+effect was lost—there was no etching, no human grin, consequently no
+conviction. Now I have got the smell and look of the thing a good deal.
+You will know more about the South Seas after you have read my little
+tale than if you had read a library. As to whether any one else will
+read it, I have no guess. I am in an off time, but there is just the
+possibility it might make a hit; for the yarn is good and melodramatic,
+and there is quite a love affair—for me; and Mr. Wiltshire (the narrator)
+is a huge lark, though I say it. But there is always the exotic
+question, and everything, the life, the place, the dialects—trader’s
+talk, which is a strange conglomerate of literary expressions and English
+and American slang, and Beach de Mar, or native English,—the very trades
+and hopes and fears of the characters, are all novel, and may be found
+unwelcome to that great, hulking, bullering whale, the public.
+
+Since I wrote, I have been likewise drawing up a document to send it to
+the President; it has been dreadfully delayed, not by me, but to-day they
+swear it will be sent in. A list of questions about the dynamite report
+are herein laid before him, and considerations suggested why he should
+answer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _October_ 5_th_.
+
+Ever since my last snatch I have been much chivied about over the
+President business; his answer has come, and is an evasion accompanied
+with schoolboy insolence, and we are going to try to answer it. I drew
+my answer and took it down yesterday; but one of the signatories wants
+another paragraph added, which I have not yet been able to draw, and as
+to the wisdom of which I am not yet convinced.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Next day_, _Oct._ 7_th_, _the right day_.
+
+We are all in rather a muddled state with our President affair. I do
+loathe politics, but at the same time, I cannot stand by and have the
+natives blown in the air treacherously with dynamite. They are still
+quiet; how long this may continue I do not know, though of course by mere
+prescription the Government is strengthened, and is probably insured till
+the next taxes fall due. But the unpopularity of the whites is growing.
+My native overseer, the great Henry Simelé, announced to-day that he was
+‘weary of whites upon the beach. All too proud,’ said this veracious
+witness. One of the proud ones had threatened yesterday to cut off his
+head with a bush knife! These are ‘native outrages’; honour bright, and
+setting theft aside, in which the natives are active, this is the main
+stream of irritation. The natives are generally courtly, far from always
+civil, but really gentle, and with a strong sense of honour of their own,
+and certainly quite as much civilised as our dynamiting President.
+
+We shall be delighted to see Kipling. I go to bed usually about
+half-past eight, and my lamp is out before ten; I breakfast at six. We
+may say roughly we have no soda water on the island, and just now
+truthfully no whisky. I _have_ heard the chimes at midnight; now no
+more, I guess. _But_—Fanny and I, as soon as we can get coins for it,
+are coming to Europe, not to England: I am thinking of Royat. Bar wars.
+If not, perhaps the Apennines might give us a mountain refuge for two
+months or three in summer. How is that for high? But the money must be
+all in hand first.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _October_ 13_th_.
+
+How am I to describe my life these last few days? I have been wholly
+swallowed up in politics, a wretched business, with fine elements of
+farce in it too, which repay a man in passing, involving many dark and
+many moonlight rides, secret counsels which are at once divulged, sealed
+letters which are read aloud in confidence to the neighbours, and a mass
+of fudge and fun, which would have driven me crazy ten years ago, and now
+makes me smile.
+
+On Friday, Henry came and told us he must leave and go to ‘my poor old
+family in Savaii’; why? I do not quite know—but, I suspect, to be
+tattooed—if so, then probably to be married, and we shall see him no
+more. I told him he must do what he thought his duty; we had him to
+lunch, drank his health, and he and I rode down about twelve. When I got
+down, I sent my horse back to help bring down the family later. My own
+afternoon was cut out for me; my last draft for the President had been
+objected to by some of the signatories. I stood out, and one of our
+small number accordingly refused to sign. Him I had to go and persuade,
+which went off very well after the first hottish moments; you have no
+idea how stolid my temper is now. By about five the thing was done; and
+we sat down to dinner at the Chinaman’s—the Verrey or Doyen’s of Apia—G.
+and I at each end as hosts; G.’s wife—Fanua, late maid of the village;
+her (adopted) father and mother, Seumanu and Faatulia, Fanny, Belle,
+Lloyd, Austin, and Henry Simelé, his last appearance. Henry was in a
+kilt of gray shawl, with a blue jacket, white shirt and black necktie,
+and looked like a dark genteel guest in a Highland shooting-box. Seumanu
+(opposite Fanny, next G.) is chief of Apia, a rather big gun in this
+place, looking like a large, fatted, military Englishman, bar the colour.
+Faatulia, next me, is a bigger chief than her husband. Henry is a chief
+too—his chief name, Iiga (Ee-eeng-a), he has not yet ‘taken’ because of
+his youth. We were in fine society, and had a pleasant meal-time, with
+lots of fun. Then to the Opera—I beg your pardon, I mean the Circus. We
+occupied the first row in the reserved seats, and there in the row behind
+were all our friends—Captain Foss and his Captain-Lieutenant, three of
+the American officers, very nice fellows, the Dr., etc., so we made a
+fine show of what an embittered correspondent of the local paper called
+‘the shoddy aristocracy of Apia’; and you should have seen how we carried
+on, and how I clapped, and Captain Foss hollered ‘_wunderschön_!’ and
+threw himself forward in his seat, and how we all in fact enjoyed
+ourselves like school-children, Austin not a shade more than his
+neighbours. Then the Circus broke up, and the party went home, but I
+stayed down, having business on the morrow.
+
+Yesterday, October 12th, great news reaches me, and Lloyd and I, with the
+mail just coming in, must leave all, saddle, and ride down. True enough,
+the President had resigned! Sought to resign his presidency of the
+council, and keep his advisership to the King; given way to the Consul’s
+objections and resigned all—then fell out with them about the disposition
+of the funds, and was now trying to resign from his resignation! Sad
+little President, so trim to look at, and I believe so kind to his little
+wife! Not only so, but I meet D. on the beach. D. calls me in
+consultation, and we make with infinite difficulty a draft of a petition
+to the King. . . . Then to dinner at M.’s, a very merry meal, interrupted
+before it was over by the arrival of the committee. Slight sketch of
+procedure agreed upon, self appointed spokesman, and the deputation sets
+off. Walk all through Matafele, all along Mulinuu, come to the King’s
+house; he has verbally refused to see us in answer to our letter,
+swearing he is gase-gase (chief-sickness, not common man’s), and indeed
+we see him inside in bed. It is a miserable low house, better houses by
+the dozen in the little hamlet (Tanugamanono) of bushmen on our way to
+Vailima; and the President’s house in process of erection just opposite!
+We are told to return to-morrow; I refuse; and at last we are very sourly
+received, sit on the mats, and I open out, through a very poor
+interpreter, and sometimes hampered by unacceptable counsels from my
+backers. I can speak fairly well in a plain way now. C. asked me to
+write out my harangue for him this morning; I have done so, and couldn’t
+get it near as good. I suppose (talking and interpreting) I was twenty
+minutes or half-an-hour on the deck; then his majesty replied in the
+dying whisper of a big chief; a few words of rejoinder (approving), and
+the deputation withdrew, rather well satisfied.
+
+A few days ago this intervention would have been a deportable offence;
+not now, I bet; I would like them to try. A little way back along
+Mulinuu, Mrs. G. met us with her husband’s horse; and he and she and
+Lloyd and I rode back in a heavenly moonlight. Here ends a chapter in
+the life of an island politician! Catch me at it again; ’tis easy to go
+in, but it is not a pleasant trade. I have had a good team, as good as I
+could get on the beach; but what trouble even so, and what fresh troubles
+shaping. But I have on the whole carried all my points; I believe all
+but one, and on that (which did not concern me) I had no right to
+interfere. I am sure you would be amazed if you knew what a good hand I
+am at keeping my temper, talking people over, and giving reasons which
+are not my reasons, but calculated for the meridian of the particular
+objection; so soon does falsehood await the politician in his whirling
+path.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+
+ _May_, _October_ 24_th_.
+
+MY DEAR CARTHEW,—See what I have written, but it’s Colvin I’m after—I
+have written two chapters, about thirty pages of _Wrecker_ since the mail
+left, which must be my excuse, and the bother I’ve had with it is not to
+be imagined, you might have seen me the day before yesterday weighing
+British sov.’s and Chili dollars to arrange my treasure chest. And there
+was such a calculation, not for that only, but for the ship’s position
+and distances when—but I am not going to tell you the yarn—and then, as
+my arithmetic is particularly lax, Lloyd had to go over all my
+calculations; and then, as I had changed the amount of money, he had to
+go over all _his_ as to the amount of the lay; and altogether, a bank
+could be run with less effusion of figures than it took to shore up a
+single chapter of a measly yarn. However, it’s done, and I have but one
+more, or at the outside two, to do, and I am Free! and can do any damn
+thing I like.
+
+Before falling on politics, I shall give you my day. Awoke somewhere
+about the first peep of day, came gradually to, and had a turn on the
+verandah before 5.55, when ‘the child’ (an enormous Wallis Islander)
+brings me an orange; at 6, breakfast; 6.10, to work; which lasts till, at
+10.30, Austin comes for his history lecture; this is rather dispiriting,
+but education must be gone about in faith—and charity, both of which
+pretty nigh failed me to-day about (of all things) Carthage; 11,
+luncheon; after luncheon in my mother’s room, I read Chapter XXIII. of
+_The Wrecker_, then Belle, Lloyd, and I go up and make music furiously
+till about 2 (I suppose), when I turn into work again till 4; fool from 4
+to half-past, tired out and waiting for the bath hour; 4.30, bath; 4.40,
+eat two heavenly mangoes on the verandah, and see the boys arrive with
+the pack-horses; 5, dinner; smoke, chat on verandah, then hand of cards,
+and at last at 8 come up to my room with a pint of beer and a hard
+biscuit, which I am now consuming, and as soon as they are consumed I
+shall turn in.
+
+Such are the innocent days of this ancient and outworn sportsman; to-day
+there was no weeding, usually there is however, edge in somewhere. My
+books for the moment are a crib to Phædo, and the second book of
+Montaigne; and a little while back I was reading Frederic Harrison,
+‘Choice of Books,’ etc.—very good indeed, a great deal of sense and
+knowledge in the volume, and some very true stuff, _contra_ Carlyle,
+about the eighteenth century. A hideous idea came over me that perhaps
+Harrison is now getting _old_. Perhaps you are. Perhaps I am. Oh, this
+infidelity must be stared firmly down. I am about twenty-three—say
+twenty-eight; you about thirty, or, by’r lady, thirty-four; and as
+Harrison belongs to the same generation, there is no good bothering about
+him.
+
+Here has just been a fine alert; I gave my wife a dose of chlorodyne.
+‘Something wrong,’ says she. ‘Nonsense,’ said I. ‘Embrocation,’ said
+she. I smelt it, and—it smelt very funny. ‘I think it’s just gone bad,
+and to-morrow will tell.’ Proved to be so.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_.
+
+_History of Tuesday_.—Woke at usual time, very little work, for I was
+tired, and had a job for the evening—to write parts for a new instrument,
+a violin. Lunch, chat, and up to my place to practise; but there was no
+practising for me—my flageolet was gone wrong, and I had to take it all
+to pieces, clean it, and put it up again. As this is a most intricate
+job—the thing dissolves into seventeen separate members, most of these
+have to be fitted on their individual springs as fine as needles, and
+sometimes two at once with the springs shoving different ways—it took me
+till two. Then Lloyd and I rode forth on our errands; first to Motootua,
+where we had a really instructive conversation on weeds and grasses.
+Thence down to Apia, where we bought a fresh bottle of chlorodyne and
+conversed on politics.
+
+My visit to the King, which I thought at the time a particularly nugatory
+and even schoolboy step, and only consented to because I had held the
+reins so tight over my little band before, has raised a deuce of a
+row—new proclamation, no one is to interview the sacred puppet without
+consuls’ permission, two days’ notice, and an approved interpreter—read
+(I suppose) spy. Then back; I should have said I was trying the new
+horse; a tallish piebald, bought from the circus; he proved steady and
+safe, but in very bad condition, and not so much the wild Arab steed of
+the desert as had been supposed. The height of his back, after
+commodious Jack, astonished me, and I had a great consciousness of
+exercise and florid action, as I posted to his long, emphatic trot. We
+had to ride back easy; even so he was hot and blown; and when we set a
+boy to lead him to and fro, our last character for sanity perished. We
+returned just neat for dinner; and in the evening our violinist arrived,
+a young lady, no great virtuoso truly, but plucky, industrious, and a
+good reader; and we played five pieces with huge amusement, and broke up
+at nine. This morning I have read a splendid piece of Montaigne, written
+this page of letter, and now turn to the _Wrecker_.
+
+_Wednesday_—November 16th or 17th—and I am ashamed to say mail day. The
+_Wrecker_ is finished, that is the best of my news; it goes by this mail
+to Scribner’s; and I honestly think it a good yarn on the whole and of
+its measly kind. The part that is genuinely good is Nares, the American
+sailor; that is a genuine figure; had there been more Nares it would have
+been a better book; but of course it didn’t set up to be a book, only a
+long tough yarn with some pictures of the manners of to-day in the
+greater world—not the shoddy sham world of cities, clubs, and colleges,
+but the world where men still live a man’s life. The worst of my news is
+the influenza; Apia is devastate; the shops closed, a ball put off, etc.
+As yet we have not had it at Vailima, and, who knows? we may escape.
+None of us go down, but of course the boys come and go.
+
+Your letter had the most wonderful ‘I told you so’ I ever heard in the
+course of my life. Why, you madman, I wouldn’t change my present
+installation for any post, dignity, honour, or advantage conceivable to
+me. It fills the bill; I have the loveliest time. And as for wars and
+rumours of wars, you surely know enough of me to be aware that I like
+that also a thousand times better than decrepit peace in Middlesex? I do
+not quite like politics; I am too aristocratic, I fear, for that. God
+knows I don’t care who I chum with; perhaps like sailors best; but to go
+round and sue and sneak to keep a crowd together—never. My imagination,
+which is not the least damped by the idea of having my head cut off in
+the bush, recoils aghast from the idea of a life like Gladstone’s, and
+the shadow of the newspaper chills me to the bone. Hence my late
+eruption was interesting, but not what I like. All else suits me in this
+(killed a mosquito) A1 abode.
+
+About politics. A determination was come to by the President that he had
+been an idiot; emissaries came to G. and me to kiss and be friends. My
+man proposed I should have a personal interview; I said it was quite
+useless, I had nothing to say; I had offered him the chance to inform me,
+had pressed it on him, and had been very unpleasantly received, and now
+‘Time was.’ Then it was decided that I was to be made a culprit against
+Germany; the German Captain—a delightful fellow and our constant
+visitor—wrote to say that as ‘a German officer’ he could not come even to
+say farewell. We all wrote back in the most friendly spirit, telling him
+(politely) that some of these days he would be sorry, and we should be
+delighted to see our friend again. Since then I have seen no German
+shadow.
+
+Mataafa has been proclaimed a rebel; the President did this act, and then
+resigned. By singular good fortune, Mataafa has not yet moved; no thanks
+to our idiot governors. They have shot their bolt; they have made a
+rebel of the only man (_to their own knowledge_, _on the report of their
+own spy_) who held the rebel party in check; and having thus called on
+war to fall, they can do no more, sit equally ‘expertes’ of _vis_ and
+counsel, regarding their handiwork. It is always a cry with these folk
+that he (Mataafa) had no ammunition. I always said it would be found;
+and we know of five boat-loads that have found their way to Malie
+already. Where there are traders, there will be ammunition; aphorism by
+R. L. S.
+
+Now what am I to do next?
+
+Lives of the Stevensons? _Historia Samoae_? A History for Children?
+Fiction? I have had two hard months at fiction; I want a change.
+Stevensons? I am expecting some more material; perhaps better wait.
+Samoa; rather tempting; might be useful to the islands—and to me; for it
+will be written in admirable temper; I have never agreed with any party,
+and see merits and excuses in all; should do it (if I did) very slackly
+and easily, as if half in conversation. History for Children? This
+flows from my lessons to Austin; no book is any good. The best I have
+seen is Freeman’s _Old English History_; but his style is so rasping, and
+a child can learn more, if he’s clever. I found my sketch of general
+Aryan History, given in conversation, to have been practically correct—at
+least what I mean is, Freeman had very much the same stuff in his early
+chapters, only not so much, and I thought not so well placed; and the
+child remembered some of it. Now the difficulty is to give this general
+idea of main place, growth, and movement; it is needful to tack it on a
+yarn. Now Scotch is the only History I know; it is the only history
+reasonably represented in my library; it is a very good one for my
+purpose, owing to two civilisations having been face to face
+throughout—or rather Roman civilisation face to face with our ancient
+barbaric life and government, down to yesterday, to 1750 anyway. But the
+_Tales of a Grandfather_ stand in my way; I am teaching them to Austin
+now, and they have all Scott’s defects and all Scott’s hopeless merit. I
+cannot compete with that; and yet, so far as regards teaching History,
+how he has missed his chances! I think I’ll try; I really have some
+historic sense, I feel that in my bones. Then there’s another thing.
+Scott never knew the Highlands; he was always a Borderer. He has missed
+that whole, long, strange, pathetic story of our savages, and, besides,
+his style is not very perspicuous to childhood. Gad, I think I’ll have a
+flutter. Buridan’s Ass! Whether to go, what to attack. Must go to
+other letters; shall add to this, if I have time.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+ _Nov._ 25_th_, 1891.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, MY DEAR COLVIN,—I wonder how often I’m going to write it.
+In spite of the loss of three days, as I have to tell, and a lot of
+weeding and cacao planting, I have finished since the mail left four
+chapters, forty-eight pages of my Samoa history. It is true that the
+first three had been a good deal drafted two years ago, but they had all
+to be written and re-written, and the fourth chapter is all new. Chapter
+I. Elements of Discord-Native. II. Elements of Discord-Foreign. III.
+The Success of Laupepa. IV. Brandeis. V. Will probably be called ‘The
+Rise of Mataafa.’ VI. _Furor Consularis_—a devil of a long chapter.
+VII. Stuebel the Pacificator. VIII. Government under the Treaty of
+Berlin. IX. Practical Suggestions. Say three-sixths of it are done,
+maybe more; by this mail five chapters should go, and that should be a
+good half of it; say sixty pages. And if you consider that I sent by
+last mail the end of the _Wrecker_, coming on for seventy or eighty
+pages, and the mail before that the entire Tale of the _Beach of Falesá_,
+I do not think I can be accused of idleness. This is my season; I often
+work six and seven, and sometimes eight hours; and the same day I am
+perhaps weeding or planting for an hour or two more—and I daresay you
+know what hard work weeding is—and it all agrees with me at this time of
+the year—like—like idleness, if a man of my years could be idle.
+
+My first visit to Apia was a shock to me; every second person the ghost
+of himself, and the place reeking with infection. But I have not got the
+thing yet, and hope to escape. This shows how much stronger I am; think
+of me flitting through a town of influenza patients seemingly unscathed.
+We are all on the cacao planting.
+
+The next day my wife and I rode over to the German plantation, Vailele,
+whose manager is almost the only German left to speak to us. Seventy
+labourers down with influenza! It is a lovely ride, half-way down our
+mountain towards Apia, then turn to the right, ford the river, and three
+miles of solitary grass and cocoa palms, to where the sea beats and the
+wild wind blows unceasingly about the plantation house. On the way down
+Fanny said, ‘Now what would you do if you saw Colvin coming up?’
+
+Next day we rode down to Apia to make calls.
+
+Yesterday the mail came, and the fat was in the fire.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Nov._ 29_th_?
+
+_Book_. All right. I must say I like your order. And the papers are
+some of them up to dick, and no mistake. I agree with you the lights
+seem a little turned down. The truth is, I was far through (if you
+understand Scots), and came none too soon to the South Seas, where I was
+to recover peace of body and mind. No man but myself knew all my
+bitterness in those days. Remember that, the next time you think I
+regret my exile. And however low the lights are, the stuff is true, and
+I believe the more effective; after all, what I wish to fight is the best
+fought by a rather cheerless presentation of the truth. The world must
+return some day to the word duty, and be done with the word reward.
+There are no rewards, and plenty duties. And the sooner a man sees that
+and acts upon it like a gentleman or a fine old barbarian, the better for
+himself.
+
+There is my usual puzzle about publishers. Chatto ought to have it, as
+he has all the other essays; these all belong to me, and Chatto publishes
+on terms. Longman has forgotten the terms we are on; let him look up our
+first correspondence, and he will see I reserved explicitly, as was my
+habit, the right to republish as I choose. Had the same arrangement with
+Henley, Magazine of Art, and with Tulloch Fraser’s.—For any necessary
+note or preface, it would be a real service if you would undertake the
+duty yourself. I should love a preface by you, as short or as long as
+you choose, three sentences, thirty pages, the thing I should like is
+your name. And the excuse of my great distance seems sufficient. I
+shall return with this the sheets corrected as far as I have them; the
+rest I will leave, if you will, to you entirely; let it be your book, and
+disclaim what you dislike in the preface. You can say it was at my eager
+prayer. I should say I am the less willing to pass Chatto over, because
+he behaved the other day in a very handsome manner. He asked leave to
+reprint _Damien_; I gave it to him as a present, explaining I could
+receive no emolument for a personal attack. And he took out my share of
+profits, and sent them in my name to the Leper Fund. I could not bear
+after that to take from him any of that class of books which I have
+always given him. Tell him the same terms will do. Clark to print,
+uniform with the others.
+
+I have lost all the days since this letter began re-handling Chapter IV.
+of the Samoa racket. I do not go in for literature; address myself to
+sensible people rather than to sensitive. And, indeed, it is a kind of
+journalism, I have no right to dally; if it is to help, it must come
+soon. In two months from now it shall be done, and should be published
+in the course of March. I propose Cassell gets it. I am going to call
+it ‘A Footnote to History: Eight Years of Trouble in Samoa,’ I believe.
+I recoil from serious names; they seem so much too pretentious for a
+pamphlet. It will be about the size of _Treasure Island_, I believe. Of
+course, as you now know, my case of conscience cleared itself off, and I
+began my intervention directly to one of the parties. The other, the
+Chief Justice, I am to inform of my book the first occasion. God knows
+if the book will do any good—or harm; but I judge it right to try. There
+is one man’s life certainly involved; and it may be all our lives. I
+must not stand and slouch, but do my best as best I can. But you may
+conceive the difficulty of a history extending to the present week, at
+least, and where almost all the actors upon all sides are of my personal
+acquaintance. The only way is to judge slowly, and write boldly, and
+leave the issue to fate. . . . I am far indeed from wishing to confine
+myself to creative work; that is a loss, the other repairs; the one
+chance for a man, and, above all, for one who grows elderly, ahem, is to
+vary drainage and repair. That is the one thing I understand—the
+cultivation of the shallow _solum_ of my brain. But I would rather, from
+soon on, be released from the obligation to write. In five or six years
+this plantation—suppose it and us still to exist—should pretty well
+support us and pay wages; not before, and already the six years seem long
+to me. If literature were but a pastime!
+
+I have interrupted myself to write the necessary notification to the
+Chief Justice.
+
+I see in looking up Longman’s letter that it was as usual the letter of
+an obliging gentleman; so do not trouble him with my reminder. I wish
+all my publishers were not so nice. And I have a fourth and a fifth
+baying at my heels; but for these, of course, they must go wanting.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 2_nd_.
+
+No answer from the Chief Justice, which is like him, but surely very
+wrong in such a case. The lunch bell! I have been off work, playing
+patience and weeding all morning. Yesterday and the day before I drafted
+eleven and revised nine pages of Chapter V., and the truth is, I was
+extinct by lunch-time, and played patience sourly the rest of the day.
+To-morrow or next day I hope to go in again and win. Lunch 2nd Bell.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 2_nd_, _afternoon_.
+
+I have kept up the idleness; blew on the pipe to Belle’s piano; then had
+a ride in the forest all by my nainsel; back and piped again, and now
+dinner nearing. Take up this sheet with nothing to say. The weird
+figure of Faauma is in the room washing my windows, in a black lavalava
+(kilt) with a red handkerchief hanging from round her neck between her
+breasts; not another stitch; her hair close cropped and oiled; when she
+first came here she was an angelic little stripling, but she is now in
+full flower—or half-flower—and grows buxom. As I write, I hear her wet
+cloth moving and grunting with some industry; for I had a word this day
+with her husband on the matter of work and meal-time, when she is always
+late. And she has a vague reverence for Papa, as she and her enormous
+husband address me when anything is wrong. Her husband is Lafaele,
+sometimes called the archangel, of whom I have writ you often. Rest of
+our household, Talolo, cook; Pulu, kitchen boy, good, steady, industrious
+lads; Henry, back again from Savaii, where his love affair seems not to
+have prospered, with what looks like a spear-wound in the back of his
+head, of which Mr. Reticence says nothing; Simi, Manuele, and two other
+labourers out-doors. Lafaele is provost of the live-stock, whereof now,
+three milk-cows, one bull-calf, one heifer, Jack, Macfarlane, the mare,
+Harold, Tifaga Jack, Donald and Edinburgh—seven horses—O, and the
+stallion—eight horses; five cattle; total, if my arithmetic be correct,
+thirteen head of beasts; I don’t know how the pigs stand, or the ducks,
+or the chickens; but we get a good many eggs, and now and again a
+duckling or a chickling for the table; the pigs are more solemn, and
+appear only on birthdays and sich.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, _Dec._ 7.
+
+On Friday morning about eleven 1500 cacao seeds arrived, and we set to
+and toiled from twelve that day to six, and went to bed pretty tired.
+Next day I got about an hour and a half at my History, and was at it
+again by 8.10, and except an hour for lunch kept at it till four P.M.
+Yesterday, I did some History in the morning, and slept most of the
+afternoon; and to-day, being still averse from physical labour, and the
+mail drawing nigh, drew out of the squad, and finished for press the
+fifth chapter of my History; fifty-nine pages in one month; which (you
+will allow me to say) is a devil of a large order; it means at least 177
+pages of writing; 89,000 words! and hours going to and fro among my
+notes. However, this is the way it has to be done; the job must be done
+fast, or it is of no use. And it is a curious yarn. Honestly, I think
+people should be amused and convinced, if they could be at the pains to
+look at such a damned outlandish piece of machinery, which of course they
+won’t. And much I care.
+
+When I was filling baskets all Saturday, in my dull mulish way, perhaps
+the slowest worker there, surely the most particular, and the only one
+that never looked up or knocked off, I could not but think I should have
+been sent on exhibition as an example to young literary men. Here is how
+to learn to write, might be the motto. You should have seen us; the
+verandah was like an Irish bog; our hands and faces were bedaubed with
+soil; and Faauma was supposed to have struck the right note when she
+remarked (_à propos_ of nothing), ‘Too much _eleele_ (soil) for me!’ The
+cacao (you must understand) has to be planted at first in baskets of
+plaited cocoa-leaf. From four to ten natives were plaiting these in the
+wood-shed. Four boys were digging up soil and bringing it by the boxful
+to the verandah. Lloyd and I and Belle, and sometimes S. (who came to
+bear a hand), were filling the baskets, removing stones and lumps of
+clay; Austin and Faauma carried them when full to Fanny, who planted a
+seed in each, and then set them, packed close, in the corners of the
+verandah. From twelve on Friday till five P.M. on Saturday we planted
+the first 1500, and more than 700 of a second lot. You cannot dream how
+filthy we were, and we were all properly tired. They are all at it again
+to-day, bar Belle and me, not required, and glad to be out of it. The
+Chief Justice has not yet replied, and I have news that he received my
+letter. What a man!
+
+I have gone crazy over Bourget’s _Sensations d’Italie_; hence the
+enclosed dedications, a mere cry of gratitude for the best fun I’ve had
+over a new book this ever so!
+
+ [Picture: Photograph of Robert Louis Stevenson on his horse ‘Jack’]
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+ _Tuesday_, _Dec._ 1891.
+
+SIR,—I have the honour to report further explorations of the course of
+the river Vaea, with accompanying sketch plan. The party under my
+command consisted of one horse, and was extremely insubordinate and
+mutinous, owing to not being used to go into the bush, and being
+half-broken anyway—and that the wrong half. The route indicated for my
+party was up the bed of the so-called river Vaea, which I accordingly
+followed to a distance of perhaps two or three furlongs eastward from the
+house of Vailima, where the stream being quite dry, the bush thick, and
+the ground very difficult, I decided to leave the main body of the force
+under my command tied to a tree, and push on myself with the point of the
+advance guard, consisting of one man. The valley had become very narrow
+and airless; foliage close shut above; dry bed of the stream much
+excavated, so that I passed under fallen trees without stooping.
+Suddenly it turned sharply to the north, at right angles to its former
+direction; I heard living water, and came in view of a tall face of rock
+and the stream spraying down it; it might have been climbed, but it would
+have been dangerous, and I had to make my way up the steep earth banks,
+where there is nowhere any footing for man, only fallen trees, which made
+the rounds of my ladder. I was near the top of this climb, which was
+very hot and steep, and the pulses were buzzing all over my body, when I
+made sure there was one external sound in my ears, and paused to listen.
+No mistake; a sound of a mill-wheel thundering, I thought, close by, yet
+below me, a huge mill-wheel, yet not going steadily, but with a
+_schottische_ movement, and at each fresh impetus shaking the mountain.
+There, where I was, I just put down the sound to the mystery of the bush;
+where no sound now surprises me—and any sound alarms; I only thought it
+would give Jack a fine fright, down where he stood tied to a tree by
+himself, and he was badly enough scared when I left him. The good folks
+at home identified it; it was a sharp earthquake.
+
+ [Picture: Map]
+
+At the top of the climb I made my way again to the water-course; it is
+here running steady and pretty full; strange these intermittencies—and
+just a little below the main stream is quite dry, and all the original
+brook has gone down some lava gallery of the mountain—and just a little
+further below, it begins picking up from the left hand in little boggy
+tributaries, and in the inside of a hundred yards has grown a brook
+again. The general course of the brook was, I guess, S.E.; the valley
+still very deep and whelmed in wood. It seemed a swindle to have made so
+sheer a climb and still find yourself at the bottom of a well. But
+gradually the thing seemed to shallow, the trees to seem poorer and
+smaller; I could see more and more of the silver sprinkles of sky among
+the foliage, instead of the sombre piling up of tree behind tree. And
+here I had two scares—first, away up on my right hand I heard a bull low;
+I think it was a bull from the quality of the low, which was singularly
+songful and beautiful; the bulls belong to me, but how did I know that
+the bull was aware of that? and my advance guard not being at all
+properly armed, we advanced with great precaution until I was satisfied
+that I was passing eastward of the enemy. It was during this period that
+a pool of the river suddenly boiled up in my face in a little fountain.
+It was in a very dreary, marshy part among dilapidated trees that you see
+through holes in the trunks of; and if any kind of beast or elf or devil
+had come out of that sudden silver ebullition, I declare I do not think I
+should have been surprised. It was perhaps a thing as curious—a fish,
+with which these head waters of the stream are alive. They are some of
+them as long as my finger, should be easily caught in these shallows, and
+some day I’ll have a dish of them.
+
+Very soon after I came to where the stream collects in another banana
+swamp, with the bananas bearing well. Beyond, the course is again quite
+dry; it mounts with a sharp turn a very steep face of the mountain, and
+then stops abruptly at the lip of a plateau, I suppose the top of Vaea
+mountain: plainly no more springs here—there was no smallest furrow of a
+watercourse beyond—and my task might be said to be accomplished. But
+such is the animated spirit in the service that the whole advance guard
+expressed a sentiment of disappointment that an exploration, so far
+successfully conducted, should come to a stop in the most promising view
+of fresh successes. And though unprovided either with compass or
+cutlass, it was determined to push some way along the plateau, marking
+our direction by the laborious process of bending down, sitting upon, and
+thus breaking the wild cocoanut trees. This was the less regretted by
+all from a delightful discovery made of a huge banyan growing here in the
+bush, with flying-buttressed flying buttresses, and huge arcs of trunk
+hanging high overhead and trailing down new complications of root. I
+climbed some way up what seemed the original beginning; it was easier to
+climb than a ship’s rigging, even rattled; everywhere there was foot-hold
+and hand-hold. It was judged wise to return and rally the main body, who
+had now been left alone for perhaps forty minutes in the bush.
+
+The return was effected in good order, but unhappily I only arrived (like
+so many other explorers) to find my main body or rear-guard in a
+condition of mutiny; the work, it is to be supposed, of terror. It is
+right I should tell you the Vaea has a bad name, an _aitu fafine_—female
+devil of the woods—succubus—haunting it, and doubtless Jack had heard of
+her; perhaps, during my absence, saw her; lucky Jack! Anyway, he was
+neither to hold nor to bind, and finally, after nearly smashing me by
+accident, and from mere scare and insubordination several times,
+deliberately set in to kill me; but poor Jack! the tree he selected for
+that purpose was a banana! I jumped off and gave him the heavy end of my
+whip over the buttocks! Then I took and talked in his ear in various
+voices; you should have heard my alto—it was a dreadful, devilish note—I
+_knew_ Jack _knew_ it was an _aitu_. Then I mounted him again, and he
+carried me fairly steadily. He’ll learn yet. He has to learn to trust
+absolutely to his rider; till he does, the risk is always great in thick
+bush, where a fellow must try different passages, and put back and
+forward, and pick his way by hair’s-breadths.
+
+The expedition returned to Vailima in time to receive the visit of the R.
+C. Bishop. He is a superior man, much above the average of priests.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Thursday_.
+
+Yesterday the same expedition set forth to the southward by what is known
+as Carruthers’ Road. At a fallen tree which completely blocks the way,
+the main body was as before left behind, and the advance guard of one now
+proceeded with the exploration. At the great tree known as _Mepi Tree_,
+after Maben the surveyor, the expedition struck forty yards due west till
+it struck the top of a steep bank which it descended. The whole bottom
+of the ravine is filled with sharp lava blocks quite unrolled and very
+difficult and dangerous to walk among; no water in the course, scarce any
+sign of water. And yet surely water must have made this bold cutting in
+the plateau. And if so, why is the lava sharp? My science gave out; but
+I could not but think it ominous and volcanic. The course of the stream
+was tortuous, but with a resultant direction a little by west of north;
+the sides the whole way exceeding steep, the expedition buried under
+fathoms of foliage. Presently water appeared in the bottom, a good
+quantity; perhaps thirty or forty cubic feet, with pools and waterfalls.
+A tree that stands all along the banks here must be very fond of water;
+its roots lie close-packed down the stream, like hanks of guts, so as to
+make often a corrugated walk, each root ending in a blunt tuft of
+filaments, plainly to drink water. Twice there came in small tributaries
+from the left or western side—the whole plateau having a smartish
+inclination to the east; one of the tributaries in a handsome little web
+of silver hanging in the forest. Twice I was startled by birds; one that
+barked like a dog; another that whistled loud ploughman’s signals, so
+that I vow I was thrilled, and thought I had fallen among runaway blacks,
+and regretted my cutlass which I had lost and left behind while taking
+bearings. A good many fishes in the brook, and many cray-fish; one of
+the last with a queer glow-worm head. Like all our brooks, the water is
+pure as air, and runs over red stones like rubies. The foliage along
+both banks very thick and high, the place close, the walking exceedingly
+laborious. By the time the expedition reached the fork, it was felt
+exceedingly questionable whether the _moral_ of the force were
+sufficiently good to undertake more extended operations. A halt was
+called, the men refreshed with water and a bath, and it was decided at a
+drumhead council of war to continue the descent of the Embassy Water
+straight for Vailima, whither the expedition returned, in rather poor
+condition, and wet to the waist, about 4. P.M.
+
+Thus in two days the two main watercourses of this country have been
+pretty thoroughly explored, and I conceive my instructions fully carried
+out. The main body of the second expedition was brought back by another
+officer despatched for that purpose from Vailima. Casualties: one horse
+wounded; one man bruised; no deaths—as yet, but the bruised man feels
+to-day as if his case was mighty serious.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 25, ’91.
+
+Your note with a very despicable bulletin of health arrived only
+yesterday, the mail being a day behind. It contained also the excellent
+_Times_ article, which was a sight for sore eyes. I am still _taboo_;
+the blessed Germans will have none of me; and I only hope they may enjoy
+the _Times_ article. ’Tis my revenge! I wish you had sent the letter
+too, as I have no copy, and do not even know what I wrote the last day,
+with a bad headache, and the mail going out. However, it must have been
+about right, for the _Times_ article was in the spirit I wished to
+arouse. I hope we can get rid of the man before it is too late. He has
+set the natives to war; but the natives, by God’s blessing, do not want
+to fight, and I think it will fizzle out—no thanks to the man who tried
+to start it. But I did not mean to drift into these politics; rather to
+tell you what I have done since I last wrote.
+
+Well, I worked away at my History for a while, and only got one chapter
+done; no doubt this spate of work is pretty low now, and will be soon
+dry; but, God bless you, what a lot I have accomplished; _Wrecker_ done,
+_Beach of Falesá_ done, half the _History_: _c’est étonnant_. (I hear
+from Burlingame, by the way, that he likes the end of the _Wrecker_; ’tis
+certainly a violent, dark yarn with interesting, plain turns of human
+nature), then Lloyd and I went down to live in Haggard’s rooms, where
+Fanny presently joined us. Haggard’s rooms are in a strange old
+building—old for Samoa, and has the effect of the antique like some
+strange monastery; I would tell you more of it, but I think I’m going to
+use it in a tale. The annexe close by had its door sealed; poor Dowdney
+lost at sea in a schooner. The place is haunted. The vast empty sheds,
+the empty store, the airless, hot, long, low rooms, the claps of wind
+that set everything flying—a strange uncanny house to spend Christmas in.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Jan._ 1_st_, ’92.
+
+For a day or two I have sat close and wrought hard at the _History_, and
+two more chapters are all but done. About thirty pages should go by this
+mail, which is not what should be, but all I could overtake. Will any
+one ever read it? I fancy not; people don’t read history for reading,
+but for education and display—and who desires education in the history of
+Samoa, with no population, no past, no future, or the exploits of
+Mataafa, Malietoa, and Consul Knappe? Colkitto and Galasp are a trifle
+to it. Well, it can’t be helped, and it must be done, and, better or
+worse, it’s capital fun. There are two to whom I have not been
+kind—German Consul Becker and English Captain Hand, R.N.
+
+On Dec. 30th I rode down with Belle to go to (if you please) the Fancy
+Ball. When I got to the beach, I found the barometer was below 29°, the
+wind still in the east and steady, but a huge offensive continent of
+clouds and vapours forming to leeward. It might be a hurricane; I dared
+not risk getting caught away from my work, and, leaving Belle, returned
+at once to Vailima. Next day—yesterday—it was a tearer; we had storm
+shutters up; I sat in my room and wrote by lamplight—ten pages, if you
+please, seven of them draft, and some of these compiled from as many as
+seven different and conflicting authorities, so that was a brave day’s
+work. About two a huge tree fell within sixty paces of our house; a
+little after, a second went; and we sent out boys with axes and cut down
+a third, which was too near the house, and buckling like a fishing rod.
+At dinner we had the front door closed and shuttered, the back door open,
+the lamp lit. The boys in the cook-house were all out at the cook-house
+door, where we could see them looking in and smiling. Lauilo and Faauma
+waited on us with smiles. The excitement was delightful. Some very
+violent squalls came as we sat there, and every one rejoiced; it was
+impossible to help it; a soul of putty had to sing. All night it blew;
+the roof was continually sounding under missiles; in the morning the
+verandahs were half full of branches torn from the forest. There was a
+last very wild squall about six; the rain, like a thick white smoke,
+flying past the house in volleys, and as swift, it seemed, as rifle
+balls; all with a strange, strident hiss, such as I have only heard
+before at sea, and, indeed, thought to be a marine phenomenon. Since
+then the wind has been falling with a few squalls, mostly rain. But our
+road is impassable for horses; we hear a schooner has been wrecked and
+some native houses blown down in Apia, where Belle is still and must
+remain a prisoner. Lucky I returned while I could! But the great good
+is this; much bread-fruit and bananas have been destroyed; if this be
+general through the islands, famine will be imminent; and _whoever blows
+the coals_, _there can be no war_. Do I then prefer a famine to a war?
+you ask. Not always, but just now. I am sure the natives do not want a
+war; I am sure a war would benefit no one but the white officials, and I
+believe we can easily meet the famine—or at least that it can be met.
+That would give our officials a legitimate opportunity to cover their
+past errors.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Jan._ 2_nd_.
+
+I woke this morning to find the blow quite ended. The heaven was all a
+mottled gray; even the east quite colourless; the downward slope of the
+island veiled in wafts of vapour, blue like smoke; not a leaf stirred on
+the tallest tree; only, three miles away below me on the barrier reef, I
+could see the individual breakers curl and fall, and hear their conjunct
+roaring rise, as it still rises at 1 P.M., like the roar of a
+thoroughfare close by. I did a good morning’s work, correcting and
+clarifying my draft, and have now finished for press eight chapters,
+ninety-one pages, of this piece of journalism. Four more chapters, say
+fifty pages, remain to be done; I should gain my wager and finish this
+volume in three months, that is to say, the end should leave me per
+February mail; I cannot receive it back till the mail of April. Yes, it
+can be out in time; pray God that it be in time to help.
+
+How do journalists fetch up their drivel? I aim only at clearness and
+the most obvious finish, positively at no higher degree of merit, not
+even at brevity—I am sure it could have been all done, with double the
+time, in two-thirds of the space. And yet it has taken me two months to
+write 45,500 words; and, be damned to my wicked prowess, I am proud of
+the exploit! The real journalist must be a man not of brass only, but
+bronze. Chapter IX. gapes for me, but I shrink on the margin, and go on
+chattering to you. This last part will be much less offensive (strange
+to say) to the Germans. It is Becker they will never forgive me for;
+Knappe I pity and do not dislike; Becker I scorn and abominate. Here is
+the tableau. I. Elements of Discord: Native. II. Elements of Discord:
+Foreign. III. The Sorrows of Laupepa. IV. Brandeis. V. The Battle of
+Matautu. VI. Last Exploits of Becker. VII. The Samoan Camps. VIII.
+Affairs of Lautii and Fangalii. IX. ‘_Furor Consularis_.’ X. The
+Hurricane. XI. Stuebel Recluse. XII. The Present Government. I
+estimate the whole roughly at 70,000 words. Should anybody ever dream of
+reading it, it would be found amusing. 70000/300=233 printed pages; a
+respectable little five-bob volume, to bloom unread in shop windows.
+After that, I’ll have a spank at fiction. And rest? I shall rest in the
+grave, or when I come to Italy. If only the public will continue to
+support me! I lost my chance not dying; there seems blooming little fear
+of it now. I worked close on five hours this morning; the day before,
+close on nine; and unless I finish myself off with this letter, I’ll have
+another hour and a half, or _aiblins twa_, before dinner. Poor man, how
+you must envy me, as you hear of these orgies of work, and you scarce
+able for a letter. But Lord, Colvin, how lucky the situations are not
+reversed, for I have no situation, nor am fit for any. Life is a steigh
+brae. Here, have at Knappe, and no more clavers!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 3_rd_.
+
+There was never any man had so many irons in the fire, except Jim
+Pinkerton. I forgot to mention I have the most gallant suggestion from
+Lang, with an offer of MS. authorities, which turns my brain. It’s all
+about the throne of Poland and buried treasure in the Mackay country, and
+Alan Breck can figure there in glory.
+
+Yesterday, J. and I set off to Blacklock’s (American Consul) who lives
+not far from that little village I have so often mentioned as lying
+between us and Apia. I had some questions to ask him for my History;
+thence we must proceed to Vailele, where I had also to cross-examine the
+plantation manager about the battle there. We went by a track I had
+never before followed down the hill to Vaisigano, which flows here in a
+deep valley, and was unusually full, so that the horses trembled in the
+ford. The whole bottom of the valley is full of various streams posting
+between strips of forest with a brave sound of waters. In one place we
+had a glimpse of a fall some way higher up, and then sparkling in
+sunlight in the midst of the green valley. Then up by a winding path
+scarce accessible to a horse for steepness, to the other side, and the
+open cocoanut glades of the plantation. Here we rode fast, did a mighty
+satisfactory afternoon’s work at the plantation house, and still faster
+back. On the return Jack fell with me, but got up again; when I felt him
+recovering I gave him his head, and he shoved his foot through the rein;
+I got him by the bit however, and all was well; he had mud over all his
+face, but his knees were not broken. We were scarce home when the rain
+began again; that was luck. It is pouring now in torrents; we are in the
+height of the bad season. Lloyd leaves along with this letter on a
+change to San Francisco; he had much need of it, but I think this will
+brace him up. I am, as you see, a tower of strength. I can remember
+riding not so far and not near so fast when I first came to Samoa, and
+being shattered next day with fatigue; now I could not tell I have done
+anything; have re-handled my battle of Fangalii according to yesterday’s
+information—four pages rewritten; and written already some half-dozen
+pages of letters.
+
+I observe with disgust that while of yore, when I own I was guilty, you
+never spared me abuse, but now, when I am so virtuous, where is the
+praise? Do admit that I have become an excellent letter-writer—at least
+to you, and that your ingratitude is imbecile.—Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+
+ _Jan._ 31_st_, ’92.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—No letter at all from you, and this scratch from me!
+Here is a year that opens ill. Lloyd is off to ‘the coast’ sick—_the
+coast_ means California over most of the Pacific—I have been down all
+month with influenza, and am just recovering—I am overlaid with proofs,
+which I am just about half fit to attend to. One of my horses died this
+morning, and another is now dying on the front lawn—Lloyd’s horse and
+Fanny’s. Such is my quarrel with destiny. But I am mending famously,
+come and go on the balcony, have perfectly good nights, and though I
+still cough, have no oppression and no hemorrhage and no fever. So if I
+can find time and courage to add no more, you will know my news is not
+altogether of the worst; a year or two ago, and what a state I should
+have been in now! Your silence, I own, rather alarms me. But I tell
+myself you have just miscarried; had you been too ill to write, some one
+would have written me. Understand, I send this brief scratch not because
+I am unfit to write more, but because I have 58 galleys of the _Wrecker_
+and 102 of the _Beach of Falesá_ to get overhauled somehow or other in
+time for the mail, and for three weeks I have not touched a pen with my
+finger.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Feb._ 1_st_.
+
+The second horse is still alive, but I still think dying. The first was
+buried this morning. My proofs are done; it was a rough two days of it,
+but done. _Consummatum est_; _na uma_. I believe the _Wrecker_ ends
+well; if I know what a good yarn is, the last four chapters make a good
+yarn—but pretty horrible. _The Beach of Falesá_ I still think well of,
+but it seems it’s immoral and there’s a to-do, and financially it may
+prove a heavy disappointment. The plaintive request sent to me, to make
+the young folks married properly before ‘that night,’ I refused; you will
+see what would be left of the yarn, had I consented. This is a poison
+bad world for the romancer, this Anglo-Saxon world; I usually get out of
+it by not having any women in it at all; but when I remember I had the
+_Treasure of Franchard_ refused as unfit for a family magazine, I feel
+despair weigh upon my wrists.
+
+As I know you are always interested in novels, I must tell you that a new
+one is now entirely planned. It is to be called _Sophia Scarlet_, and is
+in two parts. Part I. The Vanilla Planter. Part II. The Overseers. No
+chapters, I think; just two dense blocks of narrative, the first of which
+is purely sentimental, but the second has some rows and quarrels, and
+winds up with an explosion, if you please! I am just burning to get at
+Sophia, but I _must_ do this Samoan journalism—that’s a cursed duty. The
+first part of Sophia, bar the first twenty or thirty pages, writes
+itself; the second is more difficult, involving a good many
+characters—about ten, I think—who have to be kept all moving, and give
+the effect of a society. I have three women to handle, out and
+well-away! but only Sophia is in full tone. Sophia and two men,
+Windermere, the Vanilla Planter, who dies at the end of Part I., and
+Rainsforth, who only appears in the beginning of Part II. The fact is, I
+blush to own it, but Sophia is a _regular novel_; heroine and hero, and
+false accusation, and love, and marriage, and all the rest of it—all
+planted in a big South Sea plantation run by ex-English officers—_à la_
+Stewart’s plantation in Tahiti. There is a strong undercurrent of labour
+trade, which gives it a kind of Uncle Tom flavour, _absit omen_! The
+first start is hard; it is hard to avoid a little tedium here, but I
+think by beginning with the arrival of the three Miss Scarlets hot from
+school and society in England, I may manage to slide in the information.
+The problem is exactly a Balzac one, and I wish I had his fist—for I have
+already a better method—the kinetic, whereas he continually allowed
+himself to be led into the static. But then he had the fist, and the
+most I can hope is to get out of it with a modicum of grace and energy,
+but for sure without the strong impression, the full, dark brush. Three
+people have had it, the real creator’s brush: Scott, see much of _The
+Antiquary_ and _The Heart of Midlothian_ (especially all round the trial,
+before, during, and after)—Balzac—and Thackeray in _Vanity Fair_.
+Everybody else either paints _thin_, or has to stop to paint, or paints
+excitedly, so that you see the author skipping before his canvas. Here
+is a long way from poor Sophia Scarlet!
+
+ This day is published
+
+ _Sophia Scarlet_
+
+ By
+
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+ _Feb._ 1892.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This has been a busyish month for a sick man. First,
+Faauma—the bronze candlestick, whom otherwise I called my butler—bolted
+from the bed and bosom of Lafaele, the Archangel Hercules, prefect of the
+cattle. There was the deuce to pay, and Hercules was inconsolable, and
+immediately started out after a new wife, and has had one up on a visit,
+but says she has ‘no conversation’; and I think he will take back the
+erring and possibly repentant candlestick; whom we all devoutly prefer,
+as she is not only highly decorative, but good-natured, and if she does
+little work makes no rows. I tell this lightly, but it really was a
+heavy business; many were accused of complicity, and Rafael was really
+very sorry. I had to hold beds of justice—literally—seated in my bed and
+surrounded by lying Samoans seated on the floor; and there were many
+picturesque and still inexplicable passages. It is hard to reach the
+truth in these islands.
+
+The next incident overlapped with this. S. and Fanny found three strange
+horses in the paddock: for long now the boys have been forbidden to leave
+their horses here one hour because our grass is over-grazed. S. came up
+with the news, and I saw I must now strike a blow. ‘To the pound with
+the lot,’ said I. He proposed taking the three himself, but I thought
+that too dangerous an experiment, said I should go too, and hurried into
+my boots so as to show decision taken, in the necessary interviews. They
+came of course—the interviews—and I explained what I was going to do at
+huge length, and stuck to my guns. I am glad to say the natives, with
+their usual (purely speculative) sense of justice highly approved the
+step after reflection. Meanwhile off went S. and I with the three
+_corpora delicti_; and a good job I went! Once, when our circus began to
+kick, we thought all was up; but we got them down all sound in wind and
+limb. I judged I was much fallen off from my Elliott forefathers, who
+managed this class of business with neatness and despatch. Half-way down
+it came on to rain tropic style, and I came back from my outing drenched
+liked a drowned man—I was literally blinded as I came back among these
+sheets of water; and the consequence was I was laid down with diarrhoea
+and threatenings of Samoa colic for the inside of another week.
+
+I have a confession to make. When I was sick I tried to get to work to
+finish that Samoa thing, wouldn’t go; and at last, in the colic time, I
+slid off into _David Balfour_, some 50 pages of which are drafted, and
+like me well. Really I think it is spirited; and there’s a heroine that
+(up to now) seems to have attractions: _absit omen_! David, on the
+whole, seems excellent. Alan does not come in till the tenth chapter,
+and I am only at the eighth, so I don’t know if I can find him again; but
+David is on his feet, and doing well, and very much in love, and mixed up
+with the Lord Advocate and the (untitled) Lord Lovat, and all manner of
+great folk. And the tale interferes with my eating and sleeping. The
+join is bad; I have not thought to strain too much for continuity; so
+this part be alive, I shall be content. But there’s no doubt David seems
+to have changed his style, de’il ha’e him! And much I care, if the tale
+travel!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_, _Feb._ ?? 19_th_?
+
+Two incidents to-day which I must narrate. After lunch, it was raining
+pitilessly; we were sitting in my mother’s bedroom, and I was reading
+aloud Kinglake’s Charge of the Light Brigade, and we had just been all
+seized by the horses aligning with Lord George Paget, when a figure
+appeared on the verandah; a little, slim, small figure of a lad, with
+blond (_i.e._ limed) hair, a propitiatory smile, and a nose that alone of
+all his features grew pale with anxiety. ‘I come here stop,’ was about
+the outside of his English; and I began at once to guess that he was a
+runaway labourer, and that the bush-knife in his hand was stolen. It
+proved he had a mate, who had lacked his courage, and was hidden down the
+road; they had both made up their minds to run away, and had ‘come here
+stop.’ I could not turn out the poor rogues, one of whom showed me marks
+on his back, into the drenching forest; I could not reason with them, for
+they had not enough English, and not one of our boys spoke their tongue;
+so I bade them feed and sleep here to-night, and to-morrow I must do what
+the Lord shall bid me.
+
+Near dinner time, I was told that a friend of Lafaele’s had found human
+remains in my bush. After dinner, a figure was seen skulking across
+towards the waterfall, which produced from the verandah a shout, in my
+most stentorian tones: ‘_O ai le ingoa_?’ literally ‘Who the name?’ which
+serves here for ‘What’s your business?’ as well. It proved to be
+Lafaele’s friend; I bade a kitchen boy, Lauilo, go with him to see the
+spot, for though it had ceased raining, the whole island ran and dripped.
+Lauilo was willing enough, but the friend of the archangel demurred; he
+had too much business; he had no time. ‘All right,’ I said, ‘you too
+much frightened, I go along,’ which of course produced the usual shout of
+delight from all those who did not require to go. I got into my Saranac
+snow boots. Lauilo got a cutlass; Mary Carter, our Sydney maid, joined
+the party for a lark, and off we set. I tell you our guide kept us
+moving; for the dusk fell swift. Our woods have an infamous reputation
+at the best, and our errand (to say the least of it) was grisly. At last
+they found the remains; they were old, which was all I cared to be sure
+of; it seemed a strangely small ‘pickle-banes’ to stand for a big,
+flourishing, buck-islander, and their situation in the darkening and
+dripping bush was melancholy. All at once, I found there was a second
+skull, with a bullet-hole I could have stuck my two thumbs in—say anybody
+else’s one thumb. My Samoans said it could not be, there were not enough
+bones; I put the two pieces of skull together, and at last convinced
+them. Whereupon, in a flash, they found the not unromantic explanation.
+This poor brave had succeeded in the height of a Samoan warriors
+ambition; he had taken a head, which he was never destined to show to his
+applauding camp. Wounded himself, he had crept here into the bush to die
+with his useless trophy by his side. His date would be about fifteen
+years ago, in the great battle between Laupepa and Talavou, which took
+place on My Land, Sir. To-morrow we shall bury the bones and fire a
+salute in honour of unfortunate courage.
+
+Do you think I have an empty life? or that a man jogging to his club has
+so much to interest and amuse him?—touch and try him too, but that goes
+along with the others: no pain, no pleasure, is the iron law. So here I
+stop again, and leave, as I left yesterday, my political business
+untouched. And lo! here comes my pupil, I believe, so I stop in time.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _March_ 2_nd_.
+
+Since I last wrote, fifteen chapters of _David Balfour_ have been
+drafted, and five _tirés au clair_. I think it pretty good; there’s a
+blooming maiden that costs anxiety—she is as virginal as billy; but David
+seems there and alive, and the Lord Advocate is good, and so I think is
+an episodic appearance of the Master of Lovat. In Chapter XVII. I shall
+get David abroad—Alan went already in Chapter XII. The book should be
+about the length of _Kidnapped_; this early part of it, about D.’s
+evidence in the Appin case, is more of a story than anything in
+_Kidnapped_, but there is no doubt there comes a break in the middle, and
+the tale is practically in two divisions. In the first James More and
+the M’Gregors, and Catriona, only show; in the second, the Appin case
+being disposed of, and James Stewart hung, they rule the roast and usurp
+the interest—should there be any left. Why did I take up _David
+Balfour_? I don’t know. A sudden passion.
+
+Monday, I went down in the rain with a colic to take the chair at a
+public meeting; dined with Haggard; sailed off to my meeting, and fought
+with wild beasts for three anxious hours. All was lost that any sensible
+man cared for, but the meeting did not break up—thanks a good deal to R.
+L. S.—and the man who opposed my election, and with whom I was all the
+time wrangling, proposed the vote of thanks to me with a certain
+handsomeness; I assure you I had earned it . . . Haggard and the great
+Abdul, his high-caste Indian servant, imported by my wife, were sitting
+up for me with supper, and I suppose it was twelve before I got to bed.
+Tuesday raining, my mother rode down, and we went to the Consulate to
+sign a Factory and Commission. Thence, I to the lawyers, to the printing
+office, and to the Mission. It was dinner time when I returned home.
+
+This morning, our cook-boy having suddenly left—injured feelings—the
+archangel was to cook breakfast. I found him lighting the fire before
+dawn; his eyes blazed, he had no word of any language left to use, and I
+saw in him (to my wonder) the strongest workings of gratified ambition.
+Napoleon was no more pleased to sign his first treaty with Austria than
+was Lafaele to cook that breakfast. All morning, when I had hoped to be
+at this letter, I slept like one drugged and you must take this (which is
+all I can give you) for what it is worth—
+
+ D.B.
+
+ _Memoirs of his Adventures at Home and Abroad_. _The Second Part_;
+ _wherein are set forth the misfortunes in which he was involved upon
+ the Appin Murder_; _his troubles with Lord Advocate Prestongrange_;
+ _captivity on the Bass Rock_; _journey into France and Holland_; _and
+ singular relations with James More Drummond or Macgregor_, _a son of
+ the notorious Rob Roy_.
+
+Chapters.—I. A Beggar on Horseback. II. The Highland Writer. III. I go
+to Pilrig. IV. Lord Advocate Prestongrange. V. Butter and Thunder. VI.
+I make a fault in honour. VII. The Bravo. VIII. The Heather on Fire.
+IX. I begin to be haunted with a red-headed man. X. The Wood by
+Silvermills. XI. On the march again with Alan. XII. Gillane Sands.
+XIII. The Bass Rock. XIV. Black Andie’s Tale of Tod Lapraik. XV. I go
+to Inveraray.
+
+
+
+That is it, as far as drafted. Chapters IV. V. VII. IX. and XIV. I am
+specially pleased with; the last being an episodical bogie story about
+the Bass Rock told there by the Keeper.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+
+ _March_ 9_th_.
+
+MY DEAR S. C.,—Take it not amiss if this is a wretched letter. I am
+eaten up with business. Every day this week I have had some business
+impediment—I am even now waiting a deputation of chiefs about the
+road—and my precious morning was shattered by a polite old scourge of a
+_faipule_—parliament man—come begging. All the time _David Balfour_ is
+skelping along. I began it the 13th of last month; I have now 12
+chapters, 79 pages ready for press, or within an ace, and, by the time
+the month is out, one-half should be completed, and I’ll be back at
+drafting the second half. What makes me sick is to think of Scott
+turning out _Guy Mannering_ in three weeks! What a pull of work:
+heavens, what thews and sinews! And here am I, my head spinning from
+having only re-written seven not very difficult pages—and not very good
+when done. Weakling generation. It makes me sick of myself, to make
+such a fash and bobbery over a rotten end of an old nursery yarn, not
+worth spitting on when done. Still, there is no doubt I turn out my work
+more easily than of yore, and I suppose I should be singly glad of that.
+And if I got my book done in six weeks, seeing it will be about half as
+long as a Scott, and I have to write everything twice, it would be about
+the same rate of industry. It is my fair intention to be done with it in
+three months, which would make me about one-half the man Sir Walter was
+for application and driving the dull pen. Of the merit we shall not
+talk; but I don’t think Davie is _without_ merit.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _March_ 12_th_.
+
+And I have this day triumphantly finished 15 chapters, 100 pages—being
+exactly one-half (as near as anybody can guess) of _David Balfour_; the
+book to be about a fifth as long again (altogether) as _Treasure Island_:
+could I but do the second half in another month! But I can’t, I fear; I
+shall have some belated material arriving by next mail, and must go again
+at the History. Is it not characteristic of my broken tenacity of mind,
+that I should have left Davie Balfour some five years in the British
+Linen Company’s Office, and then follow him at last with such vivacity?
+But I leave you again; the last (15th) chapter ought to be re-wrote, or
+part of it, and I want the half completed in the month, and the month is
+out by midnight; though, to be sure, last month was February, and I might
+take grace. These notes are only to show I hold you in mind, though I
+know they can have no interest for man or God or animal.
+
+I should have told you about the Club. We have been asked to try and
+start a sort of weekly ball for the half-castes and natives, ourselves to
+be the only whites; and we consented, from a very heavy sense of duty,
+and with not much hope. Two nights ago we had twenty people up, received
+them in the front verandah, entertained them on cake and lemonade, and I
+made a speech—embodying our proposals, or conditions, if you like—for I
+suppose thirty minutes. No joke to speak to such an audience, but it is
+believed I was thoroughly intelligible. I took the plan of saying
+everything at least twice in a different form of words, so that if the
+one escaped my hearers, the other might be seized. One white man came
+with his wife, and was kept rigorously on the front verandah below! You
+see what a sea of troubles this is like to prove; but it is the only
+chance—and when it blows up, it must blow up! I have no more hope in
+anything than a dead frog; I go into everything with a composed despair,
+and don’t mind—just as I always go to sea with the conviction I am to be
+drowned, and like it before all other pleasures. But you should have
+seen the return voyage, when nineteen horses had to be found in the dark,
+and nineteen bridles, all in a drench of rain, and the club, just
+constituted as such, sailed away in the wet, under a cloudy moon like a
+bad shilling, and to descend a road through the forest that was at that
+moment the image of a respectable mountain brook. My wife, who is
+president _with power to expel_, had to begin her functions. . . .
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 25_th_ _March_.
+
+Heaven knows what day it is, but I am ashamed, all the more as your
+letter from Bournemouth of all places—poor old Bournemouth!—is to hand,
+and contains a statement of pleasure in my letters which I wish I could
+have rewarded with a long one. What has gone on? A vast of affairs, of
+a mingled, strenuous, inconclusive, desultory character; much waste of
+time, much riding to and fro, and little transacted or at least peracted.
+
+Let me give you a review of the present state of our live stock.—Six boys
+in the bush; six souls about the house. Talolo, the cook, returns again
+to-day, after an absence which has cost me about twelve hours of riding,
+and I suppose eight hours’ solemn sitting in council. ‘I am sorry indeed
+for the Chief Justice of Samoa,’ I said; ‘it is more than I am fit for to
+be Chief Justice of Vailima.’—Lauilo is steward. Both these are
+excellent servants; we gave a luncheon party when we buried the Samoan
+bones, and I assure you all was in good style, yet we never interfered.
+The food was good, the wine and dishes went round as by
+mechanism.—Steward’s assistant and washman Arrick, a New Hebridee black
+boy, hired from the German firm; not so ugly as most, but not pretty
+neither; not so dull as his sort are, but not quite a Crichton. When he
+came first, he ate so much of our good food that he got a prominent
+belly. Kitchen assistant, Tomas (Thomas in English), a Fiji man, very
+tall and handsome, moving like a marionette with sudden bounds, and
+rolling his eyes with sudden effort.—Washerwoman and precentor, Helen,
+Tomas’s wife. This is our weak point; we are ashamed of Helen; the
+cook-house blushes for her; they murmur there at her presence. She seems
+all right; she is not a bad-looking, strapping wench, seems chaste, is
+industrious, has an excellent taste in hymns—you should have heard her
+read one aloud the other day, she marked the rhythm with so much
+gloating, dissenter sentiment. What is wrong, then? says you. Low in
+your ear—and don’t let the papers get hold of it—she is of no family.
+None, they say; literally a common woman. Of course, we have
+out-islanders, who _may_ be villeins; but we give them the benefit of the
+doubt, which is impossible with Helen of Vailima; our blot, our pitted
+speck. The pitted speck I have said is our precentor. It is always a
+woman who starts Samoan song; the men who sing second do not enter for a
+bar or two. Poor, dear Faauma, the unchaste, the extruded Eve of our
+Paradise, knew only two hymns; but Helen seems to know the whole
+repertory, and the morning prayers go far more lively in
+consequence.—Lafaele, provost of the cattle. The cattle are Jack, my
+horse, quite converted, my wife rides him now, and he is as steady as a
+doctor’s cob; Tifaga Jack, a circus horse, my mother’s piebald, bought
+from a passing circus; Belle’s mare, now in childbed or next door,
+confound the slut! Musu—amusingly translated the other day ‘don’t want
+to,’ literally cross, but always in the sense of stubbornness and
+resistance—my wife’s little dark-brown mare, with a white star on her
+forehead, whom I have been riding of late to steady her—she has no vices,
+but is unused, skittish and uneasy, and wants a lot of attention and
+humouring; lastly (of saddle horses) Luna—not the Latin _moon_, the
+Hawaiian _overseer_, but it’s pronounced the same—a pretty little mare
+too, but scarce at all broken, a bad bucker, and has to be ridden with a
+stock-whip and be brought back with her rump criss-crossed like a clan
+tartan; the two cart horses, now only used with pack-saddles; two cows,
+one in the straw (I trust) to-morrow, a third cow, the Jersey—whose milk
+and temper are alike subjects of admiration—she gives good exercise to
+the farming saunterer, and refreshes him on his return with cream; two
+calves, a bull, and a cow; God knows how many ducks and chickens, and for
+a wager not even God knows how many cats; twelve horses, seven horses,
+five kine: is not this Babylon the Great which I have builded? Call it
+_Subpriorsford_.
+
+Two nights ago the club had its first meeting; only twelve were present,
+but it went very well. I was not there, I had ridden down the night
+before after dinner on my endless business, took a cup of tea in the
+Mission like an ass, then took a cup of coffee like a fool at Haggard’s,
+then fell into a discussion with the American Consul . . . I went to bed
+at Haggard’s, came suddenly broad awake, and lay sleepless the live
+night. It fell chill, I had only a sheet, and had to make a light and
+range the house for a cover—I found one in the hall, a macintosh. So
+back to my sleepless bed, and to lie there till dawn. In the morning I
+had a longish ride to take in a day of a blinding, staggering sun, and
+got home by eleven, our luncheon hour, with my head rather swimmy; the
+only time I have _feared_ the sun since I was in Samoa. However, I got
+no harm, but did not go to the club, lay off, lazied, played the pipe,
+and read—a novel by James Payn—sometimes quite interesting, and in one
+place really very funny with the quaint humour of the man. Much
+interested the other day. As I rode past a house, I saw where a Samoan
+had written a word on a board, and there was an A, perfectly formed, but
+upside down. You never saw such a thing in Europe; but it is as common
+as dirt in Polynesia. Men’s names are tattooed on the forearm; it is
+common to find a subverted letter tattooed there. Here is a tempting
+problem for psychologists.
+
+I am now on terms again with the German Consulate, I know not for how
+long; not, of course, with the President, which I find a relief; still,
+with the Chief Justice and the English Consul. For Haggard, I have a
+genuine affection; he is a loveable man.
+
+Wearyful man! ‘Here is the yarn of Loudon Dodd, _not as he told it_,
+_but as it was afterwards written_.’ These words were left out by some
+carelessness, and I think I have been thrice tackled about them. Grave
+them in your mind and wear them on your forehead.
+
+The Lang story will have very little about the treasure; _The Master_
+will appear; and it is to a great extent a tale of Prince Charlie _after_
+the ’45, and a love story forbye: the hero is a melancholy exile, and
+marries a young woman who interests the prince, and there is the devil to
+pay. I think the Master kills him in a duel, but don’t know yet, not
+having yet seen my second heroine. No—the Master doesn’t kill him, they
+fight, he is wounded, and the Master plays _deus ex machina_. I _think_
+just now of calling it _The Tail of the Race_; no—heavens! I never saw
+till this moment—but of course nobody but myself would ever understand
+Mill-Race, they would think of a quarter-mile. So—I am nameless again.
+My melancholy young man is to be quite a Romeo. Yes, I’ll name the book
+from him: _Dyce of Ythan_—pronounce Eethan.
+
+
+
+
+
+Dyce of Ythan
+
+by R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+
+O, Shovel—Shovel waits his turn, he and his ancestors. I would have
+tackled him before, but my _State Trials_ have never come. So that I
+have now quite planned:—
+
+
+
+
+
+Dyce of Ythan. (Historical, 1750.)
+
+Sophia Scarlet. (To-day.)
+
+The Shovels of Newton French. (Historical, 1650 to 1830.)
+
+
+
+And quite planned and part written:—
+
+
+
+The Pearl Fisher. (To-day.) (With Lloyd a machine.)
+
+David Balfour. (Historical, 1751.)
+
+
+
+And, by a strange exception for R. L. S., all in the third person except
+D. B.
+
+
+
+I don’t know what day this is now (the 29th), but I have finished my two
+chapters, ninth and tenth, of _Samoa_ in time for the mail, and feel
+almost at peace. The tenth was the hurricane, a difficult problem; it so
+tempted one to be literary; and I feel sure the less of that there is in
+my little handbook, the more chance it has of some utility. Then the
+events are complicated, seven ships to tell of, and sometimes three of
+them together; O, it was quite a job. But I think I have my facts pretty
+correct, and for once, in my sickening yarn, they are handsome facts:
+creditable to all concerned; not to be written of—and I should think,
+scarce to be read—without a thrill. I doubt I have got no hurricane into
+it, the intricacies of the yarn absorbing me too much. But there—it’s
+done somehow, and time presses hard on my heels. The book, with my best
+expedition, may come just too late to be of use. In which case I shall
+have made a handsome present of some months of my life for nothing and to
+nobody. Well, through Her the most ancient heavens are fresh and strong.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 30_th_.
+
+After I had written you, I re-read my hurricane, which is very poor; the
+life of the journalist is hard, another couple of writings and I could
+make a good thing, I believe, and it must go as it is! But, of course,
+this book is not written for honour and glory, and the few who will read
+it may not know the difference. Very little time. I go down with the
+mail shortly, dine at the Chinese restaurant, and go to the club to dance
+with islandresses. Think of my going out once a week to dance.
+
+Politics are on the full job again, and we don’t know what is to come
+next. I think the whole treaty _raj_ seems quite played out! They have
+taken to bribing the _faipule_ men (parliament men) to stay in Mulinuu,
+we hear; but I have not yet sifted the rumour. I must say I shall be
+scarce surprised if it prove true; these rumours have the knack of being
+right.—Our weather this last month has been tremendously hot, not by the
+thermometer, which sticks at 86°, but to the sensation: no rain, no wind,
+and this the storm month. It looks ominous, and is certainly
+disagreeable.
+
+No time to finish,
+
+ Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+
+ _May_ 1_st_. 1892.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—As I rode down last night about six, I saw a sight I must
+try to tell you of. In front of me, right over the top of the forest
+into which I was descending was a vast cloud. The front of it accurately
+represented the somewhat rugged, long-nosed, and beetle-browed profile of
+a man, crowned by a huge Kalmuck cap; the flesh part was of a heavenly
+pink, the cap, the moustache, the eyebrows were of a bluish gray; to see
+this with its childish exactitude of design and colour, and hugeness of
+scale—it covered at least 25°—held me spellbound. As I continued to
+gaze, the expression began to change; he had the exact air of closing one
+eye, dropping his jaw, and drawing down his nose; had the thing not been
+so imposing, I could have smiled; and then almost in a moment, a shoulder
+of leaden-coloured bank drove in front and blotted it. My attention
+spread to the rest of the cloud, and it was a thing to worship. It rose
+from the horizon, and its top was within thirty degrees of the zenith;
+the lower parts were like a glacier in shadow, varying from dark indigo
+to a clouded white in exquisite gradations. The sky behind, so far as I
+could see, was all of a blue already enriched and darkened by the night,
+for the hill had what lingered of the sunset. But the top of my Titanic
+cloud flamed in broad sunlight, with the most excellent softness and
+brightness of fire and jewels, enlightening all the world. It must have
+been far higher than Mount Everest, and its glory, as I gazed up at it
+out of the night, was beyond wonder. Close by rode the little crescent
+moon; and right over its western horn, a great planet of about equal
+lustre with itself. The dark woods below were shrill with that noisy
+business of the birds’ evening worship. When I returned, after eight,
+the moon was near down; she seemed little brighter than before, but now
+that the cloud no longer played its part of a nocturnal sun, we could see
+that sight, so rare with us at home that it was counted a portent, so
+customary in the tropics, of the dark sphere with its little gilt band
+upon the belly. The planet had been setting faster, and was now below
+the crescent. They were still of an equal brightness.
+
+I could not resist trying to reproduce this in words, as a specimen of
+these incredibly beautiful and imposing meteors of the tropic sky that
+make so much of my pleasure here; though a ship’s deck is the place to
+enjoy them. O what _awful_ scenery, from a ship’s deck, in the tropics!
+People talk about the Alps, but the clouds of the trade wind are alone
+for sublimity.
+
+Now to try and tell you what has been happening. The state of these
+islands, and of Mataafa and Laupepa (Malietoa’s _ambo_) had been much on
+my mind. I went to the priests and sent a message to Mataafa, at a time
+when it was supposed he was about to act. He did not act, delaying in
+true native style, and I determined I should go to visit him. I have
+been very good not to go sooner; to live within a few miles of a rebel
+camp, to be a novelist, to have all my family forcing me to go, and to
+refrain all these months, counts for virtue. But hearing that several
+people had gone and the government done nothing to punish them, and
+having an errand there which was enough to justify myself in my own eyes,
+I half determined to go, and spoke of it with the half-caste priest. And
+here (confound it) up came Laupepa and his guards to call on me; we kept
+him to lunch, and the old gentleman was very good and amiable. He asked
+me why I had not been to see him? I reminded him a law had been made,
+and told him I was not a small boy to go and ask leave of the consuls,
+and perhaps be refused. He told me to pay no attention to the law but
+come when I would, and begged me to name a day to lunch. The next day (I
+think it was) early in the morning, a man appeared; he had metal buttons
+like a policeman—but he was none of our Apia force; he was a rebel
+policeman, and had been all night coming round inland through the forest
+from Malie. He brought a letter addressed
+
+_I laua susuga_ To his Excellency
+
+_Misi Mea_. Mr. Thingumbob.
+
+(So as not to compromise me). I can read Samoan now, though not speak
+it. It was to ask me for last Wednesday. My difficulty was great; I had
+no man here who was fit, or who would have cared to write for me; and I
+had to postpone the visit. So I gave up half-a-day with a groan, went
+down to the priests, arranged for Monday week to go to Malie, and named
+Thursday as my day to lunch with Laupepa. I was sharply ill on
+Wednesday, mail day. But on Thursday I had to trail down and go through
+the dreary business of a feast, in the King’s wretched shanty, full in
+view of the President’s fine new house; it made my heart burn.
+
+This gave me my chance to arrange a private interview with the King, and
+I decided to ask Mr. Whitmee, one of our missionaries, to be my
+interpreter. On Friday, being too much exhausted to go down, I begged
+him to come up. He did, I told him the heads of what I meant to say; and
+he not only consented, but said, if we got on well with the King, he
+would even proceed with me to Malie. Yesterday, in consequence, I rode
+down to W.’s house by eight in the morning; waited till ten; received a
+message that the King was stopped by a meeting with the President and
+_faipule_; made another engagement for seven at night; came up; went
+down; waited till eight, and came away again, _bredouille_, and a dead
+body. The poor, weak, enslaved King had not dared to come to me even in
+secret. Now I have to-day for a rest, and to-morrow to Malie. Shall I
+be suffered to embark? It is very doubtful; they are on the trail. On
+Thursday, a policeman came up to me and began that a boy had been to see
+him, and said I was going to see Mataafa.—‘And what did you say?’ said
+I.—‘I told him I did not know about where you were going,’ said he.—‘A
+very good answer,’ said I, and turned away. It is lashing rain to-day,
+but to-morrow, rain or shine, I must at least make the attempt; and I am
+so weary, and the weather looks so bad. I could half wish they would
+arrest me on the beach. All this bother and pother to try and bring a
+little chance of peace; all this opposition and obstinacy in people who
+remain here by the mere forbearance of Mataafa, who has a great force
+within six miles of their government buildings, which are indeed only the
+residences of white officials. To understand how I have been occupied,
+you must know that ‘Misi Mea’ has had another letter, and this time had
+to answer himself; think of doing so in a language so obscure to me, with
+the aid of a Bible, concordance and dictionary! What a wonderful Baboo
+compilation it must have been! I positively expected to hear news of its
+arrival in Malie by the sound of laughter. I doubt if you will be able
+to read this scrawl, but I have managed to scramble somehow up to date;
+and to-morrow, one way or another, should be interesting. But as for me,
+I am a wreck, as I have no doubt style and handwriting both testify.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 8 P.M.
+
+Wonderfully rested; feel almost fit for to-morrow’s dreary excursion—not
+that it will be dreary if the weather favour, but otherwise it will be
+death; and a native feast, and I fear I am in for a big one, is a thing I
+loathe. I wonder if you can really conceive me as a politician in this
+extra-mundane sphere—presiding at public meetings, drafting
+proclamations, receiving mis-addressed letters that have been carried all
+night through tropical forests? It seems strange indeed, and to you, who
+know me really, must seem stranger. I do not say I am free from the itch
+of meddling, but God knows this is no tempting job to meddle in; I smile
+at picturesque circumstances like the Misi Mea (_Monsieur Chose_ is the
+exact equivalent) correspondence, but the business as a whole bores and
+revolts me. I do nothing and say nothing; and then a day comes, and I
+say ‘this can go on no longer.’
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 9.30 P.M.
+
+The wretched native dilatoriness finds me out. News has just come that
+we must embark at six to-morrow; I have divided the night in watches, and
+hope to be called to-morrow at four and get under way by five. It is a
+great chance if it be managed; but I have given directions and lent my
+own clock to the boys, and hope the best. If I get called at four we
+shall do it nicely. Good-night; I must turn in.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 3_rd_.
+
+Well, we did get off by about 5.30, or, by’r lady! quarter of six: myself
+on Donald, the huge grey cart-horse, with a ship-bag across my saddle
+bow, Fanny on Musu and Belle on Jack. We were all feeling pretty tired
+and sick, and I looked like heaven knows what on the cart horse: ‘death
+on the pale horse,’ I suggested—and young Hunt the missionary, who met me
+to-day on the same charger, squinted up at my perch and remarked,
+‘There’s a sweet little cherub that sits up aloft.’ The boat was ready
+and we set off down the lagoon about seven, four oars, and Talolo, my
+cook, steering.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 9_th_ (_Monday anyway_).
+
+And see what good resolutions came to! Here is all this time past, and
+no speed made. Well, we got to Malie and were received with the most
+friendly consideration by the rebel chief. Belle and Fanny were
+obviously thought to be my two wives; they were served their kava
+together, as were Mataafa and myself. Talolo utterly broke down as
+interpreter; long speeches were made to me by Mataafa and his orators, of
+which he could make nothing but they were ‘very much surprised’—his way
+of pronouncing obliged—and as he could understand nothing that fell from
+me except the same form of words, the dialogue languished and all
+business had to be laid aside. We had kava, and then a dish of
+arrowroot; one end of the house was screened off for us with a fine tapa,
+and we lay and slept, the three of us heads and tails, upon the mats till
+dinner. After dinner his illegitimate majesty and myself had a walk, and
+talked as well as my twopenny Samoan would admit. Then there was a dance
+to amuse the ladies before the house, and we came back by moonlight, the
+sky piled full of high faint clouds that long preserved some of the
+radiance of the sunset. The lagoon was very shallow; we continually
+struck, for the moon was young and the light baffling; and for a long
+time we were accompanied by, and passed and re-passed, a huge whale-boat
+from Savaii, pulling perhaps twelve oars, and containing perhaps forty
+people who sang in time as they went So to the hotel, where we slept, and
+returned the next Tuesday morning on the three same steeds.
+
+Meanwhile my business was still untransacted. And on Saturday morning, I
+sent down and arranged with Charlie Taylor to go down that afternoon. I
+had scarce got the saddle bags fixed and had not yet mounted, when the
+rain began. But it was no use delaying now; off I went in a wild
+waterspout to Apia; found Charlie (Salé) Taylor—a sesquipedalian young
+half-caste—not yet ready, had a snack of bread and cheese at the hotel
+while waiting him, and then off to Malie. It rained all the way, seven
+miles; the road, which begins in triumph, dwindles down to a nasty,
+boggy, rocky footpath with weeds up to a horseman’s knees; and there are
+eight pig fences to jump, nasty beastly jumps—the next morning we found
+one all messed with blood where a horse had come to grief—but my Jack is
+a clever fencer; and altogether we made good time, and got to Malie about
+dark. It is a village of very fine native houses, high, domed, oval
+buildings, open at the sides, or only closed with slatted Venetians. To
+be sure, Mataafa’s is not the worst. It was already quite dark within,
+only a little fire of cocoa-shell blazed in the midst and showed us four
+servants; the chief was in his chapel, whence we heard the sound of
+chaunting. Presently he returned; Taylor and I had our soaking clothes
+changed, family worship was held, kava brewed, I was exhibited to the
+chiefs as a man who had ridden through all that rain and risked
+deportation to serve their master; they were bidden learn my face, and
+remember upon all occasions to help and serve me. Then dinner, and
+politics, and fine speeches until twelve at night—O, and some more
+kava—when I could sit up no longer; my usual bed-time is eight, you must
+remember. Then one end of the house was screened off for me alone, and a
+bed made—you never saw such a couch—I believe of nearly fifty (half at
+least) fine mats, by Mataafa’s daughter, Kalala. Here I reposed alone;
+and on the other side of the tafa, Majesty and his household. Armed
+guards and a drummer patrolled about the house all night; they had no
+shift, poor devils; but stood to arms from sun-down to sun-up.
+
+About four in the morning, I was awakened by the sound of a whistle pipe
+blown outside on the dark, very softly and to a pleasing simple air; I
+really think I have hit the first phrase:
+
+ [Picture: Fragment of music score]
+
+It sounded very peaceful, sweet and strange in the dark; and I found this
+was a part of the routine of my rebel’s night, and it was done (he said)
+to give good dreams. By a little before six, Taylor and I were in the
+saddle again fasting. My riding boots were so wet I could not get them
+on, so I must ride barefoot. The morning was fair but the roads very
+muddy, the weeds soaked us nearly to the waist, Salé was twice spilt at
+the fences, and we got to Apia a bedraggled enough pair. All the way
+along the coast, the paté (small wooden drum) was beating in the villages
+and the people crowding to the churches in their fine clothes. Thence
+through the mangrove swamp, among the black mud and the green mangroves,
+and the black and scarlet crabs, to Mulinuu, to the doctor’s, where I had
+an errand, and so to the inn to breakfast about nine. After breakfast I
+rode home. Conceive such an outing, remember the pallid brute that lived
+in Skerryvore like a weevil in a biscuit, and receive the intelligence
+that I was rather the better for my journey. Twenty miles ride, sixteen
+fences taken, ten of the miles in a drenching rain, seven of them fasting
+and in the morning chill, and six stricken hours’ political discussions
+by an interpreter; to say nothing of sleeping in a native house, at which
+many of our excellent literati would look askance of itself.
+
+You are to understand: if I take all this bother, it is not only from a
+sense of duty, or a love of meddling—damn the phrase, take your
+choice—but from a great affection for Mataafa. He is a beautiful, sweet
+old fellow, and he and I grew quite fulsome on Saturday night about our
+sentiments. I had a messenger from him to-day with a flannel undershirt
+which I had left behind like a gibbering idiot; and perpetrated in reply
+another baboo letter. It rains again to-day without mercy; blessed,
+welcome rains, making up for the paucity of the late wet season; and when
+the showers slacken, I can hear my stream roaring in the hollow, and tell
+myself that the cacaos are drinking deep. I am desperately hunted to
+finish my Samoa book before the mail goes; this last chapter is equally
+delicate and necessary. The prayers of the congregation are requested.
+Eheu! and it will be ended before this letter leaves and printed in the
+States ere you can read this scribble. The first dinner gong has
+sounded; _je vous salue_, _monsieur et cher confrère_. _Tofa_, _soifua_!
+Sleep! long life! as our Samoan salutation of farewell runs.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_, _May_ 13_th_.
+
+Well, the last chapter, by far the most difficult and ungrateful, is well
+under way, I have been from six to seven hours upon it daily since I last
+wrote; and that is all I have done forbye working at Samoan rather hard,
+and going down on Wednesday evening to the club. I make some progress
+now at the language; I am teaching Belle, which clears and exercises
+myself. I am particularly taken with the _finesse_ of the pronouns. The
+pronouns are all dual and plural and the first person, both in the dual
+and plural, has a special exclusive and inclusive form. You can conceive
+what fine effects of precision and distinction can be reached in certain
+cases. Take Ruth, i. _vv._ 8 to 13, and imagine how those pronouns come
+in; it is exquisitely elegant, and makes the mouth of the _littérateur_
+to water. I am going to exercitate my pupil over those verses to-day for
+pronoun practice.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_.
+
+Yesterday came yours. Well, well, if the dears prefer a week, why, I’ll
+give them ten days, but the real document, from which I have scarcely
+varied, ran for one night. I think you seem scarcely fair to Wiltshire,
+who had surely, under his beast-ignorant ways, right noble qualities.
+And I think perhaps you scarce do justice to the fact that this is a
+place of realism _à outrance_; nothing extenuated or coloured. Looked at
+so, is it not, with all its tragic features, wonderfully idyllic, with
+great beauty of scene and circumstance? And will you please to observe
+that almost all that is ugly is in the whites? I’ll apologise for Papa
+Randal if you like; but if I told you the whole truth—for I did extenuate
+there!—and he seemed to me essential as a figure, and essential as a pawn
+in the game, Wiltshire’s disgust for him being one of the small,
+efficient motives in the story. Now it would have taken a fairish dose
+to disgust Wiltshire.—Again, the idea of publishing the Beach
+substantively is dropped—at once, both on account of expostulation, and
+because it measured shorter than I had expected. And it was only taken
+up, when the proposed volume, _Beach de Mar_, petered out. It petered
+out thus: the chief of the short stories got sucked into _Sophia
+Scarlet_—and Sophia is a book I am much taken with, and mean to get to,
+as soon as—but not before—I have done _David Balfour_ and _The Young
+Chevalier_. So you see you are like to hear no more of the Pacific or
+the nineteenth century for a while. _The Young Chevalier_ is a story of
+sentiment and passion, which I mean to write a little differently from
+what I have been doing—if I can hit the key; rather more of a sentimental
+tremolo to it. It may thus help to prepare me for _Sophia_, which is to
+contain three ladies, and a kind of a love affair between the heroine and
+a dying planter who is a poet! large orders for R. L. S.
+
+O the German taboo is quite over; no soul attempts to support the C. J.
+or the President, they are past hope; the whites have just refused their
+taxes—I mean the council has refused to call for them, and if the council
+consented, nobody would pay; ’tis a farce, and the curtain is going to
+fall briefly. Consequently in my History, I say as little as may be of
+the two dwindling stars. Poor devils! I liked the one, and the other
+has a little wife, now lying in! There was no man born with so little
+animosity as I. When I heard the C. J. was in low spirits and never left
+his house, I could scarce refrain from going to him.
+
+It was a fine feeling to have finished the History; there ought to be a
+future state to reward that grind! It’s not literature, you know; only
+journalism, and pedantic journalism. I had but the one desire, to get
+the thing as right as might be, and avoid false concords—even if that!
+And it was more than there was time for. However, there it is: done.
+And if Samoa turns up again my book has to be counted with, being the
+only narrative extant. Milton and I—if you kindly excuse the
+juxtaposition—harnessed ourselves to strange waggons, and I at least will
+be found to have plodded very soberly with my load. There is not even a
+good sentence in it, but perhaps—I don’t know—it may be found an honest,
+clear volume.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_.
+
+Never got a word set down, and continues on Thursday 19th May, his own
+marriage day as ever was. News; yes. The C. J. came up to call on us!
+After five months’ cessation on my side, and a decidedly painful
+interchange of letters, I could not go down—could not—to see him. My
+three ladies received him, however; he was very agreeable as usual, but
+refused wine, beer, water, lemonade, chocolate and at last a cigarette.
+Then my wife asked him, ‘So you refuse to break bread?’ and he waved his
+hands amiably in answer. All my three ladies received the same
+impression that he had serious matters in his mind: now we hear he is
+quite cock-a-hoop since the mail came, and going about as before his
+troubles darkened. But what did he want with me? ’Tis thought he had
+received a despatch—and that he misreads it (so we fully believe) to the
+effect that they are to have war ships at command and can make their
+little war after all. If it be so, and they do it, it will be the
+meanest wanton slaughter of poor men for the salaries of two white
+failures. But what was his errand with me? Perhaps to warn me that
+unless I behave he now hopes to be able to pack me off in the _Curaçoa_
+when she comes.
+
+I have celebrated my holiday from _Samoa_ by a plunge at the beginning of
+_The Young Chevalier_. I am afraid my touch is a little broad in a love
+story; I can’t mean one thing and write another. As for women, I am no
+more in any fear of them; I can do a sort all right; age makes me less
+afraid of a petticoat, but I am a little in fear of grossness. However,
+this David Balfour’s love affair, that’s all right—might be read out to a
+mothers’ meeting—or a daughters’ meeting. The difficulty in a love yarn,
+which dwells at all on love, is the dwelling on one string; it is
+manifold, I grant, but the root fact is there unchanged, and the
+sentiment being very intense, and already very much handled in letters,
+positively calls for a little pawing and gracing. With a writer of my
+prosaic literalness and pertinency of point of view, this all shoves
+toward grossness—positively even towards the far more damnable
+_closeness_. This has kept me off the sentiment hitherto, and now I am
+to try: Lord! Of course Meredith can do it, and so could Shakespeare;
+but with all my romance, I am a realist and a prosaist, and a most
+fanatical lover of plain physical sensations plainly and expressly
+rendered; hence my perils. To do love in the same spirit as I did (for
+instance) D. Balfour’s fatigue in the heather; my dear sir, there were
+grossness—ready made! And hence, how to sugar? However, I have nearly
+done with Marie-Madeleine, and am in good hopes of Marie-Salomé, the real
+heroine; the other is only a prologuial heroine to introduce the hero.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_.
+
+Anyway, the first prologuial episode is done, and Fanny likes it. There
+are only four characters; Francis Blair of Balmile (Jacobite Lord
+Gladsmuir) my hero; the Master of Ballantrae; Paradon, a wine-seller of
+Avignon; Marie-Madeleine his wife. These two last I am now done with,
+and I think they are successful, and I hope I have Balmile on his feet;
+and the style seems to be found. It is a little charged and violent;
+sins on the side of violence; but I think will carry the tale. I think
+it is a good idea so to introduce my hero, being made love to by an
+episodic woman. This queer tale—I mean queer for me—has taken a great
+hold upon me. Where the devil shall I go next? This is simply the tale
+of a _coup de tête_ of a young man and a young woman; with a nearly,
+perhaps a wholly, tragic sequel, which I desire to make thinkable right
+through, and sensible; to make the reader, as far as I shall be able, eat
+and drink and breathe it. Marie-Salomé des Saintes-Maries is, I think,
+the heroine’s name; she has got to _be_ yet: _sursum corda_! So has the
+young Chevalier, whom I have not yet touched, and who comes next in
+order. Characters: Balmile, or Lord Gladsmuir, _comme vous voulez_;
+Prince Charlie; Earl Marischal; Master of Ballantrae; and a spy, and Dr.
+Archie Campbell, and a few nondescripts; then, of women, Marie-Salomé and
+Flora Blair; seven at the outside; really four full lengths, and I
+suppose a half-dozen episodic profiles. How I must bore you with these
+ineptitudes! Have patience. I am going to bed; it is (of all hours)
+eleven. I have been forced in (since I began to write to you) to blatter
+to Fanny on the subject of my heroine, there being two _cruces_ as to her
+life and history: how came she alone? and how far did she go with the
+Chevalier? The second must answer itself when I get near enough to see.
+The first is a back-breaker. Yet I know there are many reasons why a
+_fille de famine_, romantic, adventurous, ambitious, innocent of the
+world, might run from her home in these days; might she not have been
+threatened with a convent? might there not be some Huguenot business
+mixed in? Here am I, far from books; if you can help me with a
+suggestion, I shall say God bless you. She has to be new run away from a
+strict family, well-justified in her own wild but honest eyes, and
+meeting these three men, Charles Edward, Marischal, and Balmile, through
+the accident of a fire at an inn. She must not run from a marriage, I
+think; it would bring her in the wrong frame of mind. Once I can get
+her, _sola_, on the highway, all were well with my narrative. Perpend.
+And help if you can.
+
+Lafaele, long (I hope) familiar to you, has this day received the visit
+of his _son_ from Tonga; and the _son_ proves to be a very pretty,
+attractive young daughter! I gave all the boys kava in honour of her
+arrival; along with a lean, side-whiskered Tongan, dimly supposed to be
+Lafaele’s step-father; and they have been having a good time; in the end
+of my verandah, I hear Simi, my present incapable steward, talking Tongan
+with the nondescript papa. Simi, our out-door boy, burst a succession of
+blood-vessels over our work, and I had to make a position for the wreck
+of one of the noblest figures of a man I ever saw. I believe I may have
+mentioned the other day how I had to put my horse to the trot, the canter
+and (at last) the gallop to run him down. In a photograph I hope to send
+you (perhaps with this) you will see Simi standing in the verandah in
+profile. As a steward, one of his chief points is to break crystal; he
+is great on fracture—what do I say?—explosion! He cleans a glass, and
+the shards scatter like a comet’s bowels.
+
+_N.B._—If I should by any chance be deported, the first of the rules hung
+up for that occasion is to communicate with you by telegraph.—Mind, I do
+not fear it, but it _is_ possible.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_ 25_th_.
+
+We have had a devil of a morning of upset and bustle; the bronze
+candlestick Faauma has returned to the family, in time to take her
+position of stepmamma, and it is pretty to see how the child is at once
+at home, and all her terrors ended.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 27_th_. _Mail day_.
+
+And I don’t know that I have much to report. I may have to leave for
+Malie as soon as these mail packets are made up. ’Tis a necessity (if it
+be one) I rather deplore. I think I should have liked to lazy; but I
+daresay all it means is the delay of a day or so in harking back to David
+Balfour; that respectable youth chides at being left (where he is now) in
+Glasgow with the Lord Advocate, and after five years in the British
+Linen, who shall blame him? I was all forenoon yesterday down in Apia,’
+dictating, and Lloyd type-writing, the conclusion of _Samoa_; and then at
+home correcting till the dinner bell; and in the evening again till
+eleven of the clock. This morning I have made up most of my packets, and
+I think my mail is all ready but two more, and the tag of this. I would
+never deny (as D. B might say) that I was rather tired of it. But I have
+a damned good dose of the devil in my pipe-stem atomy; I have had my
+little holiday outing in my kick at _The Young Chevalier_, and I guess I
+can settle to _David Balfour_ to-morrow or Friday like a little man. I
+wonder if any one had ever more energy upon so little strength?—I know
+there is a frost, the Samoa book can only increase that—I can’t help it,
+that book is not written for me but for Miss Manners; but I mean to break
+that frost inside two years, and pull off a big success, and Vanity
+whispers in my ear that I have the strength. If I haven’t, whistle ower
+the lave o’t! I can do without glory and perhaps the time is not far off
+when I can do without corn. It is a time coming soon enough, anyway; and
+I have endured some two and forty years without public shame, and had a
+good time as I did it. If only I could secure a violent death, what a
+fine success! I wish to die in my boots; no more Land of Counterpane for
+me. To be drowned, to be shot, to be thrown from a horse—ay, to be
+hanged, rather than pass again through that slow dissolution.
+
+I fancy this gloomy ramble is caused by a twinge of age; I put on an
+under-shirt yesterday (it was the only one I could find) that barely came
+under my trousers; and just below it, a fine healthy rheumatism has now
+settled like a fire in my hip. From such small causes do these valuable
+considerations flow!
+
+I shall now say adieu, dear Sir, having ten rugged miles before me and
+the horrors of a native feast and parliament without an interpreter, for
+to-day I go alone.
+
+ Yours ever,
+
+ R. L S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+
+ _Sunday_, 29_th_ _May_.
+
+HOW am I to overtake events? On Wednesday, as soon as my mail was
+finished, I had a wild whirl to look forward to. Immediately after
+dinner, Belle, Lloyd and I, set out on horseback, they to the club, I to
+Haggard’s, thence to the hotel where I had supper ready for them. All
+next day we hung round Apia with our whole house-crowd in Sunday array,
+hoping for the mail steamer with a menagerie on board. No such luck; the
+ship delayed; and at last, about three, I had to send them home again, a
+failure of a day’s pleasuring that does not bear to be discussed. Lloyd
+was so sickened that he returned the same night to Vailima, Belle and I
+held on, sat most of the evening on the hotel verandah stricken silly
+with fatigue and disappointment, and genuine sorrow for our poor boys and
+girls, and got to bed with rather dismal appreciations of the morrow.
+
+These were more than justified, and yet I never had a jollier day than
+Friday 27th. By 7.30 Belle and I had breakfast; we had scarce done
+before my mother was at the door on horseback, and a boy at her heels to
+take her not very dashing charger home again. By 8.10 we were all on the
+landing pier, and it was 9.20 before we had got away in a boat with two
+inches of green wood on the keel of her, no rudder, no mast, no sail, no
+boat flag, two defective rowlocks, two wretched apologies for oars, and
+two boys—one a Tongan half-caste, one a white lad, son of the Tonga
+schoolmaster, and a sailor lad—to pull us. All this was our first taste
+of the tender mercies of Taylor (the sesquipidalian half-caste introduced
+two letters back, I believe). We had scarce got round Mulinuu when Salé
+Taylor’s heart misgave him; he thought we had missed the tide; called a
+halt, and set off ashore to find canoes. Two were found; in one my
+mother and I were embarked with the two biscuit tins (my present to the
+feast), and the bag with our dry clothes, on which my mother was
+perched—and her cap was on the top of it—feminine hearts please
+sympathise; all under the guidance of Salé. In the other Belle and our
+guest; Tauilo, a chief-woman, the mother of my cook, were to have
+followed. And the boys were to have been left with the boat. But Tauilo
+refused. And the four, Belle, Tauilo, Frank the sailor-boy, and Jimmie
+the Tongan half-caste, set off in the boat across that rapidly shoaling
+bay of the lagoon.
+
+How long the next scene lasted, I could never tell. Salé was always
+trying to steal away with our canoe and leave the other four, probably
+for six hours, in an empty, leaky boat, without so much as an orange or a
+cocoanut on board, and under the direct rays of the sun. I had at last
+to stop him by taking the spare paddle off the out-rigger and sticking it
+in the ground—depth, perhaps two feet—width of the bay, say three miles.
+At last I bid him land me and my mother and go back for the other ladies.
+‘The coast is so rugged,’ said Salé.—‘What?’ I said, ‘all these villages
+and no landing place?’—‘Such is the nature of Samoans,’ said he. Well,
+I’ll find a landing-place, I thought; and presently I said, ‘Now we are
+going to land there.’—‘We can but try,’ said the bland Salé, with
+resignation. Never saw a better landing-place in my life. Here the boat
+joined us. My mother and Salé continued in the canoe alone, and Belle
+and I and Tauilo set off on foot for Malie. Tauilo was about the size of
+both of us put together and a piece over; she used us like a mouse with
+children. I had started barefoot; Belle had soon to pull off her gala
+shoes and stockings; the mud was as deep as to our knees, and so slippery
+that (moving, as we did, in Indian file, between dense scratching tufts
+of sensitive) Belle and I had to take hands to support each other, and
+Tauilo was steadying Belle from the rear. You can conceive we were got
+up to kill, Belle in an embroidered white dress and white hat, I in a
+suit of Bedford cords hot from the Sydney tailors; and conceive us,
+below, ink-black to the knees with adhesive clay, and above, streaming
+with heat. I suppose it was better than three miles, but at last we made
+the end of Malie. I asked if we could find no water to wash our feet;
+and our nursemaid guided us to a pool. We sat down on the pool side, and
+our nursemaid washed our feet and legs for us—ladies first, I suppose out
+of a sudden respect to the insane European fancies: such a luxury as you
+can scarce imagine. I felt a new man after it. But before we got to the
+King’s house we were sadly muddied once more. It was 1 P.M. when we
+arrived, the canoe having beaten us by about five minutes, so we made
+fair time over our bog-holes.
+
+But the war dances were over, and we came in time to see only the tail
+end (some two hours) of the food presentation. In Mataafa’s house three
+chairs were set for us covered with fine mats. Of course, a native house
+without the blinds down is like a verandah. All the green in front was
+surrounded with sheds, some of flapping canvas, some of green palm
+boughs, where (in three sides of a huge oblong) the natives sat by
+villages in a fine glow of many-hued array. There were folks in tapa,
+and folks in patchwork; there was every colour of the rainbow in a spot
+or a cluster; there were men with their heads gilded with powdered
+sandal-wood, others with heads all purple, stuck full of the petals of a
+flower. In the midst there was a growing field of outspread food,
+gradually covering acres; the gifts were brought in, now by chanting
+deputations, now by carriers in a file; they were brandished aloft and
+declaimed over, with polite sacramental exaggerations, by the official
+receiver. He, a stalwart, well-oiled quadragenarian, shone with sweat
+from his exertions, brandishing cooked pigs. At intervals, from one of
+the squatted villages, an orator would arise. The field was almost
+beyond the reach of any human speaking voice; the proceedings besides
+continued in the midst; yet it was possible to catch snatches of this
+elaborate and cut-and-dry oratory—it was possible for me, for instance,
+to catch the description of my gift and myself as the _alii Tusitala_, _O
+le alii O malo tetele_—the chief White Information, the chief of the
+great Governments. Gay designation? In the house, in our three curule
+chairs, we sat and looked on. On our left a little group of the family.
+In front of us, at our feet, an ancient Talking-man, crowned with green
+leaves, his profile almost exactly Dante’s; Popo his name. He had
+worshipped idols in his youth; he had been full grown before the first
+missionary came hither from Tahiti; this makes him over eighty. Near by
+him sat his son and colleague. In the group on our left, his little
+grandchild sat with her legs crossed and her hands turned, the model
+already (at some three years old) of Samoan etiquette. Still further off
+to our right, Mataafa sat on the ground through all the business; and
+still I saw his lips moving, and the beads of his rosary slip stealthily
+through his hand. We had kava, and the King’s drinking was hailed by the
+Popos (father and son) with a singular ululation, perfectly new to my
+ears; it means, to the expert, ‘Long live Tuiatua’; to the inexpert, is a
+mere voice of barbarous wolves. We had dinner, retired a bit behind the
+central pillar of the house; and, when the King was done eating, the
+ululation was repeated. I had my eyes on Mataafa’s face, and I saw pride
+and gratified ambition spring to life there and be instantly sucked in
+again. It was the first time, since the difference with Laupepa, that
+Popo and his son had openly joined him, and given him the due cry as
+Tuiatua—one of the eight royal names of the islands, as I hope you will
+know before this reaches you.
+
+Not long after we had dined, the food-bringing was over. The gifts
+(carefully noted and tallied as they came in) were now announced by a
+humorous orator, who convulsed the audience, introducing singing notes,
+now on the name of the article, now on the number; six thousand odd heads
+of taro, three hundred and nineteen cooked pigs; and one thing that
+particularly caught me (by good luck), a single turtle ‘for the King’—_le
+tasi mo le tupu_. Then came one of the strangest sights I have yet
+witnessed. The two most important persons there (bar Mataafa) were Popo
+and his son. They rose, holding their long shod rods of talking men,
+passed forth from the house, broke into a strange dance, the father
+capering with outstretched arms and rod, the son crouching and gambolling
+beside him in a manner indescribable, and presently began to extend the
+circle of this dance among the acres of cooked food. _Whatever they
+leaped over_, _whatever they called for_, _became theirs_. To see
+mediæval Dante thus demean himself struck a kind of a chill of
+incongruity into our Philistine souls; but even in a great part of the
+Samoan concourse, these antique and (I understand) quite local manners
+awoke laughter. One of my biscuit tins and a live calf were among the
+spoils he claimed, but the large majority of the cooked food (having once
+proved his dignity) he re-presented to the King.
+
+Then came the turn of _le alii Tusitala_. He would not dance, but he was
+given—five live hens, four gourds of oil, four fine tapas, a hundred
+heads of taro, two cooked pigs, a cooked shark, two or three cocoanut
+branches strung with kava, and the turtle, who soon after breathed his
+last, I believe, from sunstroke. It was a royal present for ‘the chief
+of the great powers.’ I should say the gifts were, on the proper signal,
+dragged out of the field of food by a troop of young men, all with their
+lava-lavas kilted almost into a loin-cloth. The art is to swoop on the
+food-field, pick up with unerring swiftness the right things and
+quantities, swoop forth again on the open, and separate, leaving the
+gifts in a new pile: so you may see a covey of birds in a corn-field.
+This reminds me of a very inhumane but beautiful passage I had forgotten
+in its place. The gift-giving was still in full swing, when there came a
+troop of some ninety men all in tafa lava-lavas of a purplish colour;
+they paused, and of a sudden there went up from them high into the air a
+flight of live chickens, which, as they came down again, were sent again
+into the air, for perhaps a minute, from the midst of a singular turmoil
+of flying arms and shouting voices; I assure you, it was very beautiful
+to see, but how many chickens were killed?
+
+No sooner was my food set out than I was to be going. I had a little
+serious talk with Mataafa on the floor, and we went down to the boat,
+where we got our food aboard, such a cargo—like the Swiss Family
+Robinson, we said. However, a squall began, Tauilo refused to let us go,
+and we came back to the house for half-an-hour or so, when my ladies
+distinguished themselves by walking through a Fono (council), my mother
+actually taking up a position between Mataafa and Popo! It was about
+five when we started—turtle, pigs, taro, etc., my mother, Belle, myself,
+Tauilo, a portly friend of hers with the voice of an angel, and a
+pronunciation so delicate and true that you could follow Samoan as she
+sang, and the two tired boys Frank and Jimmie, with the two bad oars and
+the two slippery rowlocks to impel the whole. Salé Taylor took the canoe
+and a strong Samoan to paddle him. Presently after he went inshore, and
+passed us a little after, with his arms folded, and _two_ strong Samoans
+impelling him Apia-ward. This was too much for Belle, who hailed,
+taunted him, and made him return to the boat with one of the Samoans,
+setting Jimmie instead in the canoe. Then began our torment, Salé and
+the Samoan took the oars, sat on the same thwart (where they could get no
+swing on the boat had they tried), and deliberately ladled at the lagoon.
+We lay enchanted. Night fell; there was a light visible on shore; it did
+not move. The two women sang, Belle joining them in the hymns she has
+learned at family worship. Then a squall came up; we sat a while in
+roaring midnight under rivers of rain, and, when it blew by, there was
+the light again, immovable. A second squall followed, one of the worst I
+was ever out in; we could scarce catch our breath in the cold, dashing
+deluge. When it went, we were so cold that the water in the bottom of
+the boat (which I was then baling) seemed like a warm footbath in
+comparison, and Belle and I, who were still barefoot, were quite restored
+by laving in it.
+
+All this time I had kept my temper, and refrained as far as might be from
+any interference, for I saw (in our friend’s mulish humour) he always
+contrived to twist it to our disadvantage. But now came the acute point.
+Young Frank now took an oar. He was a little fellow, near as frail as
+myself, and very short; if he weighed nine stone, it was the outside; but
+his blood was up. He took stroke, moved the big Samoan forward to bow,
+and set to work to pull him round in fine style. Instantly a kind of
+race competition—almost race hatred—sprang up. We jeered the Samoan.
+Salé declared it was the trim of the boat: ‘if this lady was aft’
+(Tauilo’s portly friend) ‘he would row round Frank.’ We insisted on her
+coming aft, and Frank still rowed round the Samoan. When the Samoan
+caught a crab (the thing was continual with these wretched oars and
+rowlocks), we shouted and jeered; when Frank caught one, Salé and the
+Samoan jeered and yelled. But anyway the boat moved, and presently we
+got up with Mulinuu, where I finally lost my temper, when I found that
+Salé proposed to go ashore and make a visit—in fact, we all three did.
+It is not worth while going into, but I must give you one snatch of the
+subsequent conversation as we pulled round Apia bay. ‘This Samoan,’ said
+Salé, ‘received seven German bullets in the field of Fangalii.’ ‘I am
+delighted to hear it,’ said Belle. ‘His brother was killed there,’
+pursued Salé; and Belle, prompt as an echo, ‘Then there are no more of
+the family? how delightful!’ Salé was sufficiently surprised to change
+the subject; he began to praise Frank’s rowing with insufferable
+condescension: ‘But it is after all not to be wondered at,’ said he,
+‘because he has been for some time a sailor. My good man, is it three or
+five years that you have been to sea?’ And Frank, in a defiant shout:
+‘Two!’ Whereupon, so high did the ill-feeling run, that we three clapped
+and applauded and shouted, so that the President (whose house we were
+then passing) doubtless started at the sounds. It was nine when we got
+to the hotel; at first no food was to be found, but we skirmished up some
+bread and cheese and beer and brandy; and (having changed our wet clothes
+for the rather less wet in our bags) supped on the verandah.
+
+_Saturday_ 28_th_. I was wakened about 6.30, long past my usual hour, by
+a benevolent passer-by. My turtle lay on the verandah at my door, and
+the man woke me to tell me it was dead, as it had been when we put it on
+board the day before. All morning I ran the gauntlet of men and women
+coming up to me: ‘Mr. Stevenson, your turtle is dead.’ I gave half of it
+to the hotel keeper, so that his cook should cut it up; and we got a
+damaged shell, and two splendid meals, beefsteak one day and soup the
+next. The horses came for us about 9.30. It was waterspouting; we were
+drenched before we got out of the town; the road was a fine going
+Highland trout stream; it thundered deep and frequent, and my mother’s
+horse would not better on a walk. At last she took pity on us, and very
+nobly proposed that Belle and I should ride ahead. We were mighty glad
+to do so, for we were cold. Presently, I said I should ride back for my
+mother, but it thundered again, Belle is afraid of thunder, and I decided
+to see her through the forest before I returned for my other hen—I may
+say, my other wet hen. About the middle of the wood, where it is
+roughest and steepest, we met three pack-horses with barrels of
+lime-juice. I piloted Belle past these—it is not very easy in such a
+road—and then passed them again myself, to pilot my mother. This
+effected, it began to thunder again, so I rode on hard after Belle. When
+I caught up with her, she was singing Samoan hymns to support her
+terrors! We were all back, changed, and at table by lunch time, 11 A.M.
+Nor have any of us been the worse for it sinsyne. That is pretty good
+for a woman of my mother’s age and an invalid of my standing; above all,
+as Tauilo was laid up with a bad cold, probably increased by rage.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_, 3_rd_ _June_.
+
+On Wednesday the club could not be held, and I must ride down town and to
+and fro all afternoon delivering messages, then dined and rode up by the
+young moon. I had plenty news when I got back; there is great talk in
+town of my deportation: it is thought they have written home to Downing
+Street requesting my removal, which leaves me not much alarmed; what I do
+rather expect is that H. J. Moors and I may be haled up before the C. J.
+to stand a trial for _lèse_-Majesty. Well, we’ll try and live it
+through.
+
+The rest of my history since Monday has been unadulterated _David
+Balfour_. In season and out of season, night and day, David and his
+innocent harem—let me be just, he never has more than the two—are on my
+mind. Think of David Balfour with a pair of fair ladies—very nice ones
+too—hanging round him. I really believe David is as a good character as
+anybody has a right to ask for in a novel. I have finished drafting
+Chapter XX. to-day, and feel it all ready to froth when the spigot is
+turned.
+
+O I forgot—and do forget. What did I mean? A waft of cloud has fallen
+on my mind, and I will write no more.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_, _I believe_, 8_th_ _June_.
+
+Lots of David, and lots of David, and the devil any other news.
+Yesterday we were startled by great guns firing a salute, and to-day
+Whitmee (missionary) rode up to lunch, and we learned it was the
+_Curaçoa_ come in, the ship (according to rumour) in which I was to be
+deported. I went down to meet my fate, and the captain is to dine with
+me Saturday, so I guess I am not going this voyage. Even with the
+particularity with which I write to you, how much of my life goes
+unexpressed; my troubles with a madman by the name of —, a genuine living
+lunatic, I believe, and jolly dangerous; my troubles about poor —, all
+these have dropped out; yet for moments they were very instant, and one
+of them is always present with me.
+
+I have finished copying Chapter XXI. of David—‘_solus cum sola_; we
+travel together.’ Chapter XXII., ‘_Solus cum sola_; we keep house
+together,’ is already drafted. To the end of XXI. makes more than 150
+pages of my manuscript—damn this hair—and I only designed the book to run
+to about 200; but when you introduce the female sect, a book does run
+away with you. I am very curious to see what you will think of my two
+girls. My own opinion is quite clear; I am in love with both. I foresee
+a few pleasant years of spiritual flirtations. The creator (if I may
+name myself, for the sake of argument, by such a name) is essentially
+unfaithful. For the duration of the two chapters in which I dealt with
+Miss Grant, I totally forgot my heroine, and even—but this is a flat
+secret—tried to win away David. I think I must try some day to marry
+Miss Grant. I’m blest if I don’t think I’ve got that hair out! which
+seems triumph enough; so I conclude.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_.
+
+Your infinitesimal correspondence has reached me, and I have the honour
+to refer to it with scorn. It contains only one statement of conceivable
+interest, that your health is better; the rest is null, and so far as
+disquisitory unsound. I am all right, but David Balfour is ailing; this
+came from my visit to the man-of-war, where I had a cup of tea, and the
+most of that night walked the verandah with extraordinary convictions of
+guilt and ruin, many of which (but not all) proved to have fled with the
+day, taking David along with them; he R.I.P. in Chapter XXII.
+
+On Saturday I went down to the town, and fetched up Captain Gibson to
+dinner; Sunday I was all day at Samoa, and had a pile of visitors.
+Yesterday got my mail, including your despicable sheet; was fooled with a
+visit from the high chief Asi, went down at 4 P.M. to my Samoan lesson
+from Whitmee—I think I shall learn from him, he does not fool me with
+cockshot rules that are demolished next day, but professes ignorance like
+a man; the truth is, the grammar has still to be expiscated—dined with
+Haggard, and got home about nine.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_.
+
+The excellent Clarke up here almost all day yesterday, a man I esteem and
+like to the soles of his boots; I prefer him to anyone in Samoa, and to
+most people in the world; a real good missionary, with the inestimable
+advantage of having grown up a layman. Pity they all can’t get that! It
+recalls my old proposal, which delighted Lady Taylor so much, that every
+divinity student should be thirty years old at least before he was
+admitted. Boys switched out of college into a pulpit, what chance have
+they? That any should do well amazes me, and the most are just what was
+to be expected.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Saturday_.
+
+I must tell you of our feast. It was long promised to the boys, and came
+off yesterday in one of their new houses. My good Simelé arrived from
+Savaii that morning asking for political advice; then we had Tauilo;
+Elena’s father, a talking man of Tauilo’s family; Talolo’s cousin; and a
+boy of Simelé’s family, who attended on his dignity; then Metu, the
+meat-man—you have never heard of him, but he is a great person in our
+household—brought a lady and a boy—and there was another infant—eight
+guests in all. And we sat down thirty strong. You should have seen our
+procession, going (about two o’clock), all in our best clothes, to the
+hall of feasting! All in our Sunday’s best. The new house had been
+hurriedly finished; the rafters decorated with flowers; the floor spread,
+native style, with green leaves; we had given a big porker, twenty-five
+pounds of fresh beef, a tin of biscuit, cocoanuts, etc. Our places were
+all arranged with much care; the native ladies of the house facing our
+party; the sides filled up by the men; the guests, please observe: the
+two chief people, male and female, were placed with our family, the rest
+between S. and the native ladies. After the feast was over, we had kava,
+and the calling of the kava was a very elaborate affair, and I thought
+had like to have made Simelé very angry; he is really a considerable
+chief, but he and Tauilo were not called till after all our family, _and
+the guests_, I suppose the principle being that he was still regarded as
+one of the household. I forgot to say that our black boy did not turn up
+when the feast was ready. Off went the two cooks, found him, decorated
+him with huge red hibiscus flowers—he was in a very dirty under
+shirt—brought him back between them like a reluctant maid, and, thrust
+him into a place between Faauma and Elena, where he was petted and
+ministered to. When his turn came in the kava drinking—and you may be
+sure, in their contemptuous, affectionate kindness for him, as for a good
+dog, it came rather earlier than it ought—he was cried under a new name.
+_Aleki_ is what they make of his own name Arrick; but instead of [the cup
+of / ‘le ipu o] Aleki!’ it was called ‘le ipu o _Vailima_’ and it was
+explained that he had ‘taken his chief-name’! a jest at which the
+plantation still laughs. Kava done, I made a little speech, Henry
+translating. If I had been well, I should have alluded to all, but I was
+scarce able to sit up; so only alluded to my guest of all this month, the
+Tongan, Tomas, and to Simelé, partly for the jest of making him translate
+compliments to himself. The talking man replied with many handsome
+compliments to me, in the usual flood of Samoan fluent neatness; and we
+left them to an afternoon of singing and dancing. Must stop now, as my
+right hand is very bad again. I am trying to write with my left.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_.
+
+About half-past eight last night, I had gone to my own room, Fanny and
+Lloyd were in Fanny’s, every one else in bed, only two boys on the
+premises—the two little brown boys Mitaiele (Michael), age I suppose 11
+or 12, and the new steward, a Wallis islander, speaking no English and
+about fifty words of Samoan, recently promoted from the bush work, and a
+most good, anxious, timid lad of 15 or 16—looks like 17 or 18, of
+course—they grow fast here. In comes Mitaiele to Lloyd, and told some
+rigmarole about Paatalise (the steward’s name) wanting to go and see his
+family in the bush.—‘But he has no family in the bush,’ said Lloyd.
+‘No,’ said Mitaiele. They went to the boy’s bed (they sleep in the
+walled-in compartment of the verandah, once my dressing-room) and called
+at once for me. He lay like one asleep, talking in drowsy tones but
+without excitement, and at times ‘cheeping’ like a frightened mouse; he
+was quite cool to the touch, and his pulse not fast; his breathing seemed
+wholly ventral; the bust still, the belly moving strongly. Presently he
+got from his bed, and ran for the door, with his head down not three feet
+from the floor and his body all on a stretch forward, like a striking
+snake: I say ‘ran,’ but this strange movement was not swift. Lloyd and I
+mastered him and got him back in bed. Soon there was another and more
+desperate attempt to escape, in which Lloyd had his ring broken. Then we
+bound him to the bed humanely with sheets, ropes, boards and pillows. He
+lay there and sometimes talked, sometimes whispered, sometimes wept like
+an angry child; his principal word was ‘Faamolemole’—‘Please’—and he kept
+telling us at intervals that his family were calling him. During this
+interval, by the special grace of God, my boys came home; we had already
+called in Arrick, the black boy; now we had that Hercules, Lafaele, and a
+man Savea, who comes from Paatalise’s own island and can alone
+communicate with him freely. Lloyd went to bed, I took the first watch,
+and sat in my room reading, while Lafaele and Arrick watched the madman.
+Suddenly Arrick called me; I ran into the verandah; there was Paatalise
+free of all his bonds and Lafaele holding him. To tell what followed is
+impossible. We were five people at him—Lafaele and Savea, very strong
+men, Lloyd, I and Arrick, and the struggle lasted until 1 A.M. before we
+had him bound. One detail for a specimen: Lloyd and I had charge of one
+leg, we were both sitting on it, and lo! we were both tossed into the
+air—I, I daresay, a couple of feet. At last we had him spread-eagled to
+the iron bedstead, by his wrists and ankles, with matted rope; a most
+inhumane business, but what could we do? it was all we could do to manage
+it even so. The strength of the paroxysms had been steadily increasing,
+and we trembled for the next. And now I come to pure Rider Haggard.
+Lafaele announced that the boy was very bad, and he would get ‘some
+medicine’ which was a family secret of his own. Some leaves were brought
+mysteriously in; chewed, placed on the boy’s eyes, dropped in his ears
+(see Hamlet) and stuck up his nostrils; as he did this, the weird doctor
+partly smothered the patient with his hand; and by about 2 A.M. he was in
+a deep sleep, and from that time he showed no symptom of dementia
+whatever. The medicine (says Lafaele) is principally used for the
+wholesale slaughter of families; he himself feared last night that his
+dose was fatal; only one other person, on this island, knows the secret;
+and she, Lafaele darkly whispers, has abused it. This remarkable tree we
+must try to identify.
+
+The man-of-war doctor came up to-day, gave us a strait-waistcoat, taught
+us to bandage, examined the boy and saw he was apparently well—he
+insisted on doing his work all morning, poor lad, and when he first came
+down kissed all the family at breakfast! The Doctor was greatly excited,
+as may be supposed, about Lafaele’s medicine.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_.
+
+All yesterday writing my mail by the hand of Belle, to save my wrist.
+This is a great invention, to which I shall stick, if it can be managed.
+We had some alarm about Paatalise, but he slept well all night for a
+benediction. This lunatic asylum exercise has no attractions for any of
+us.
+
+I don’t know if I remembered to say how much pleased I was with _Across
+the Plains_ in every way, inside and out, and you and me. The critics
+seem to taste it, too, as well as could be hoped, and I believe it will
+continue to bring me in a few shillings a year for a while. But such
+books pay only indirectly.
+
+To understand the full horror of the mad scene, and how well my boys
+behaved, remember that _they believed P.’s ravings_, they _knew_ that his
+dead family, thirty strong, crowded the front verandah and called on him
+to come to the other world. They _knew_ that his dead brother had met
+him that afternoon in the bush and struck him on both temples. And
+remember! we are fighting the dead, and they had to go out again in the
+black night, which is the dead man’s empire. Yet last evening, when I
+thought P. was going to repeat the performance, I sent down for Lafaele,
+who had leave of absence, and he and his wife came up about eight o’clock
+with a lighted brand. These are the things for which I have to forgive
+my old cattle-man his manifold shortcomings; they are heroic—so are the
+shortcomings, to be sure.
+
+It came over me the other day suddenly that this diary of mine to you
+would make good pickings after I am dead, and a man could make some kind
+of a book out of it without much trouble. So, for God’s sake, don’t lose
+them, and they will prove a piece of provision for my ‘poor old family,’
+as Simelé calls it.
+
+About my coming to Europe, I get more and more doubtful, and rather
+incline to Ceylon again as place of meeting. I am so absurdly well here
+in the tropics, that it seems like affectation. Yet remember I have
+never once stood Sydney. Anyway, I shall have the money for it all
+ahead, before I think of such a thing.
+
+We had a bowl of Punch on your birthday, which my incredible mother
+somehow knew and remembered.
+
+I sometimes sit and yearn for anything in the nature of an income that
+would come in—mine has all got to be gone and fished for with the
+immortal mind of man. What I want is the income that really comes in of
+itself while all you have to do is just to blossom and exist and sit on
+chairs. Think how beautiful it would be not to have to mind the critics,
+and not even the darkest of the crowd—Sidney Colvin. I should probably
+amuse myself with works that would make your hair curl, if you had any
+left.
+
+ R. L S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+
+ _Saturday_, 2_nd_ _July_ 1892.
+
+THE character of my handwriting is explained, alas! by scrivener’s cramp.
+This also explains how long I have let the paper lie plain.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 1 P.M.
+
+I was busy copying David Balfour with my left hand—a most laborious
+task—Fanny was down at the native house superintending the floor, Lloyd
+down in Apia, and Belle in her own house cleaning, when I heard the
+latter calling on my name. I ran out on the verandah; and there on the
+lawn beheld my crazy boy with an axe in his hand and dressed out in green
+ferns, dancing. I ran downstairs and found all my house boys on the back
+verandah, watching him through the dining-room. I asked what it
+meant?—‘Dance belong his place,’ they said.—‘I think this no time to
+dance,’ said I. ‘Has he done his work?’—‘No,’ they told me, ‘away bush
+all morning.’ But there they all stayed on the back verandah. I went on
+alone through the dining-room, and bade him stop. He did so, shouldered
+the axe, and began to walk away; but I called him back, walked up to him,
+and took the axe out of his unresisting hands. The boy is in all things
+so good, that I can scarce say I was afraid; only I felt it had to be
+stopped ere he could work himself up by dancing to some craziness. Our
+house boys protested they were not afraid; all I know is they were all
+watching him round the back door and did not follow me till I had the
+axe. As for the out boys, who were working with Fanny in the native
+house, they thought it a very bad business, and made no secret of their
+fears.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_, 6_th_.
+
+I have no account to give of my stewardship these days, and there’s a day
+more to account for than mere arithmetic would tell you. For we have had
+two Monday Fourths, to bring us at last on the right side of the
+meridian, having hitherto been an exception in the world and kept our
+private date. Business has filled my hours sans intermission.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_, 12_th._
+
+I am doing no work and my mind is in abeyance. Fanny and Belle are
+sewing-machining in the next room; I have been pulling down their hair,
+and Fanny has been kicking me, and now I am driven out. Austin I have
+been chasing about the verandah; now he has gone to his lessons, and I
+make believe to write to you in despair. But there is nothing in my
+mind; I swim in mere vacancy, my head is like a rotten nut; I shall soon
+have to begin to work again or I shall carry away some part of the
+machinery. I have got your insufficient letter, for which I scorn to
+thank you. I have had no review by Gosse, none by Birrell; another time
+if I have a letter in the _Times_, you might send me the text as well;
+also please send me a cricket bat and a cake, and when I come home for
+the holidays, I should like to have a pony.
+
+ I am, sir, your obedient servant,
+
+ JACOB TONSON.
+
+_P.S._ I am quite well; I hope you are quite well. The world is too
+much with us, and my mother bids me bind my hair and lace my bodice blue.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This is Friday night, the (I believe) 18th or 20th August
+or September. I shall probably regret to-morrow having written you with
+my own hand like the Apostle Paul. But I am alone over here in the
+workman’s house, where I and Belle and Lloyd and Austin are pigging; the
+rest are at cards in the main residence. I have not joined them because
+‘belly belong me’ has been kicking up, and I have just taken 15 drops of
+laudanum.
+
+On Tuesday, the party set out—self in white cap, velvet coat, cords and
+yellow half boots, Belle in a white kind of suit and white cap to match
+mine, Lloyd in white clothes and long yellow boots and a straw hat,
+Graham in khakis and gaiters, Henry (my old overseer) in blue coat and
+black kilt, and the great Lafaele with a big ship-bag on his saddle-bow.
+We left the mail at the P. O., had lunch at the hotel, and about 1.50 set
+out westward to the place of tryst. This was by a little shrunken brook
+in a deep channel of mud on the far side of which, in a thicket of low
+trees, all full of moths of shadow and butterflies of sun, we lay down to
+await her ladyship. Whiskey and water, then a sketch of the encampment
+for which we all posed to Belle, passed off the time until 3.30. Then I
+could hold on no longer. 30 minutes late. Had the secret oozed out?
+Were they arrested? I got my horse, crossed the brook again, and rode
+hard back to the Vaea cross roads, whence I was aware of white clothes
+glancing in the other long straight radius of the quadrant. I turned at
+once to return to the place of tryst; but D. overtook me, and almost bore
+me down, shouting ‘Ride, ride!’ like a hero in a ballad. Lady Margaret
+and he were only come to shew the place; they returned, and the rest of
+our party, reinforced by Captain Leigh and Lady Jersey, set on for Malie.
+The delay was due to D.’s infinite precautions, leading them up lanes, by
+back ways, and then down again to the beach road a hundred yards further
+on.
+
+It was agreed that Lady Jersey existed no more; she was now my cousin
+Amelia Balfour. That relative and I headed the march; she is a charming
+woman, all of us like her extremely after trial on this somewhat rude and
+absurd excursion. And we Amelia’d or Miss Balfour’d her with great but
+intermittent fidelity. When we came to the last village, I sent Henry on
+ahead to warn the King of our approach and amend his discretion, if that
+might be. As he left I heard the villagers asking _which was the great
+lady_? And a little further, at the borders of Malie itself, we found
+the guard making a music of bugles and conches. Then I knew the game was
+up and the secret out. A considerable guard of honour, mostly children,
+accompanied us; but, for our good fortune, we had been looked for
+earlier, and the crowd was gone.
+
+Dinner at the King’s; he asked me to say grace, I could think of
+none—never could; Graham suggested _Benedictus Benedicat_, at which I
+leaped. We were nearly done, when old Popo inflicted the Atua howl (of
+which you have heard already) right at Lady Jersey’s shoulder. She
+started in fine style.—‘There,’ I said, ‘we have been giving you a
+chapter of Scott, but this goes beyond the Waverley Novels.’ After
+dinner, kava. Lady J. was served before me, and the King _drank last_;
+it was the least formal kava I ever saw in that house,—no names called,
+no show of ceremony. All my ladies are well trained, and when Belle
+drained her bowl, the King was pleased to clap his hands. Then he and I
+must retire for our private interview, to another house. He gave me his
+own staff and made me pass before him; and in the interview, which was
+long and delicate, he twice called me _afioga_. Ah, that leaves you
+cold, but I am Samoan enough to have been moved. _Susuga_ is my accepted
+rank; to be called _afioga_—Heavens! what an advance—and it leaves Europe
+cold. But it staggered my Henry. The first time it was complicated
+‘lana susuga _ma_ lana afioga—his excellency _and_ his majesty’—the next
+time plain Majesty. Henry then begged to interrupt the interview and
+tell who he was—he is a small family chief in Sawaii, not very small—‘I
+do not wish the King,’ says he, ‘to think me a boy from Apia.’ On our
+return to the palace, we separated. I had asked for the ladies to sleep
+alone—that was understood; but that Tusitala—his afioga Tusitala—should
+go out with the other young men, and not sleep with the highborn females
+of his family—was a doctrine received with difficulty. Lloyd and I had
+one screen, Graham and Leigh another, and we slept well.
+
+In the morning I was first abroad before dawn; not very long, already
+there was a stir of birds. A little after, I heard singing from the
+King’s chapel—exceeding good—and went across in the hour when the east is
+yellow and the morning bank is breaking up, to hear it nearer. All about
+the chapel, the guards were posted, and all saluted Tusitala. I could
+not refrain from smiling: ‘So there is a place too,’ I thought, ‘where
+sentinels salute me.’ Mine has been a queer life.
+
+ [Picture: Drawing]
+
+Breakfast was rather a protracted business. And that was scarce over
+when we were called to the great house (now finished—recall your earlier
+letters) to see a royal kava. This function is of rare use; I know grown
+Samoans who have never witnessed it. It is, besides, as you are to hear,
+a piece of prehistoric history, crystallised in figures, and the facts
+largely forgotten; an acted hieroglyph. The house is really splendid; in
+the rafters in the midst, two carved and coloured model birds are posted;
+the only thing of the sort I have ever remarked in Samoa, the Samoans
+being literal observers of the second commandment. At one side of the
+egg our party sat. a=Mataafa, b=Lady J., c=Belle, d=Tusitala, e=Graham,
+f=Lloyd, g=Captain Leigh, h=Henry, i=Popo. The x’s round are the high
+chiefs, each man in his historical position. One side of the house is
+set apart for the King alone; we were allowed there as his guests and
+Henry as our interpreter. It was a huge trial to the lad, when a speech
+was made to me which he must translate, and I made a speech in answer
+which he had to orate, full-breathed, to that big circle; he blushed
+through his dark skin, but looked and acted like a gentleman and a young
+fellow of sense; then the kava came to the King; he poured one drop in
+libation, drank another, and flung the remainder outside the house behind
+him. Next came the turn of the old shapeless stone marked T. It stands
+for one of the King’s titles, Tamasoalii; Mataafa is Tamasoalii this day,
+but cannot drink for it; and the stone must first be washed with water,
+and then have the bowl emptied on it. Then—the order I cannot
+recall—came the turn of y and z, two orators of the name of Malietoa; the
+first took his kava down plain, like an ordinary man; the second must be
+packed to bed under a big sheet of tapa, and be massaged by anxious
+assistants and rise on his elbow groaning to drink his cup. W., a great
+hereditary war man, came next; five times the cup-bearers marched up and
+down the house and passed the cup on, five times it was filled and the
+General’s name and titles heralded at the bowl, and five times he refused
+it (after examination) as too small. It is said this commemorates a time
+when Malietoa at the head of his army suffered much for want of supplies.
+Then this same military gentleman must _drink_ five cups, one from each
+of the great names: all which took a precious long time. He acted very
+well, haughtily and in a society tone _outlining_ the part. The
+difference was marked when he subsequently made a speech in his own
+character as a plain God-fearing chief. A few more high chiefs, then
+Tusitala; one more, and then Lady Jersey; one more, and then Captain
+Leigh, and so on with the rest of our party—Henry of course excepted.
+You see in public, Lady Jersey followed me—just so far was the secret
+kept.
+
+Then we came home; Belle, Graham and Lloyd to the Chinaman’s, I with Lady
+Jersey, to lunch; so severally home. Thursday I have forgotten:
+Saturday, I began again on Davie; on Sunday, the Jersey party came up to
+call and carried me to dinner. As I came out, to ride home, the
+search-lights of the _Curaçoa_ were lightening on the horizon from many
+miles away, and next morning she came in. Tuesday was huge fun: a
+reception at Haggard’s. All our party dined there; Lloyd and I, in the
+absence of Haggard and Leigh, had to play aide-de-camp and host for about
+twenty minutes, and I presented the population of Apia at random but
+(luck helping) without one mistake. Wednesday we had two middies to
+lunch. Thursday we had Eeles and Hoskyn (lieutenant and doctor—very,
+very nice fellows—simple, good and not the least dull) to dinner.
+Saturday, Graham and I lunched on board; Graham, Belle, Lloyd dined at
+the G.’s; and Austin and the _whole_ of our servants went with them to an
+evening entertainment; the more bold returning by lantern-light.
+Yesterday, Sunday, Belle and I were off by about half past eight, left
+our horses at a public house, and went on board the _Curaçoa_ in the
+wardroom skiff; were entertained in the wardroom; thence on deck to the
+service, which was a great treat; three fiddles and a harmonium and
+excellent choir, and the great ship’s company joining: on shore in
+Haggard’s big boat to lunch with the party. Thence all together to
+Vailima, where we read aloud a Ouida Romance we have been secretly
+writing; in which Haggard was the hero, and each one of the authors had
+to draw a portrait of him or herself in a Ouida light. Leigh, Lady J.,
+Fanny, R.L.S., Belle and Graham were the authors.
+
+In the midst of this gay life, I have finally recopied two chapters, and
+drafted for the first time three of Davie Balfour. But it is not a life
+that would continue to suit me, and if I have not continued to write to
+you, you will scarce wonder. And to-day we all go down again to dinner,
+and to-morrow they all come up to lunch! The world is too much with us.
+But it now nears an end, to-day already the _Curaçoa_ has sailed; and on
+Saturday or Sunday Lady Jersey will follow them in the mail steamer. I
+am sending you a wire by her hands as far as Sydney, that is to say
+either you or Cassell, about _Falesá_: I will not allow it to be called
+_Uma_ in book form, that is not the logical name of the story. Nor can I
+have the marriage contract omitted; and the thing is full of misprints
+abominable. In the picture, Uma is rot; so is the old man and the negro;
+but Wiltshire is splendid, and Case will do. It seems badly illuminated,
+but this may be printing. How have I seen this first number? Not
+through your attention, guilty one! Lady Jersey had it, and only
+mentioned it yesterday.
+
+I ought to say how much we all like the Jersey party. My boy Henry was
+enraptured with the manners of the _Tawaitai Sili_ (chief lady). Among
+our other occupations, I did a bit of a supposed epic describing our
+tryst at the ford of the Gasegase; and Belle and I made a little book of
+caricatures and verses about incidents on the visit.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_.
+
+The wild round of gaiety continues. After I had written to you
+yesterday, the brain being wholly extinct, I played piquet all morning
+with Graham. After lunch down to call on the U.S. Consul, hurt in a
+steeple-chase; thence back to the new girls’ school which Lady J. was to
+open, and where my ladies met me. Lady J. is really an orator, with a
+voice of gold; the rest of us played our unremarked parts; missionaries,
+Haggard, myself, a Samoan chief, holding forth in turn; myself with (at
+least) a golden brevity. Thence, Fanny, Belle, and I to town, to our
+billiard room in Haggard’s back garden, where we found Lloyd and where
+Graham joined us. The three men first dressed, with the ladies in a
+corner; and then, to leave them a free field, we went off to Haggard and
+Leigh’s quarters, where—after all to dinner, where our two parties, a
+brother of Colonel Kitchener’s, a passing globe-trotter, and Clarke the
+missionary. A very gay evening, with all sorts of chaff and mirth, and a
+moonlit ride home, and to bed before 12.30. And now to-day, we have the
+Jersey-Haggard troupe to lunch, and I must pass the morning dressing
+ship.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Thursday_, _Sept._ 1_st_.
+
+I sit to write to you now, 7.15, all the world in bed except myself,
+accounted for, and Belle and Graham, down at Haggard’s at dinner. Not a
+leaf is stirring here; but the moon overhead (now of a good bigness) is
+obscured and partly revealed in a whirling covey of thin storm-clouds.
+By Jove, it blows above.
+
+From 8 till 11.15 on Tuesday, I dressed ship, and in particular cleaned
+crystal, my specially. About 11.30 the guests began to arrive before I
+was dressed, and between while I had written a parody for Lloyd to sing.
+Yesterday, Wednesday, I had to start out about 3 for town, had a long
+interview with the head of the German Firm about some work in my new
+house, got over to Lloyd’s billiard-room about six, on the way whither I
+met Fanny and Belle coming down with one Kitchener, a brother of the
+Colonel’s. Dined in the billiard-room, discovered we had forgot to order
+oatmeal; whereupon, in the moonlit evening, I set forth in my tropical
+array, mess jacket and such, to get the oatmeal, and meet a young fellow
+C.—and not a bad young fellow either, only an idiot—as drunk as Croesus.
+He wept with me, he wept for me; he talked like a bad character in an
+impudently bad farce; I could have laughed aloud to hear, and could make
+you laugh by repeating, but laughter was not uppermost.
+
+This morning at about seven, I set off after the lost sheep. I could
+have no horse; all that could be mounted—we have one girth-sore and one
+dead-lame in the establishment—were due at a picnic about 10.30. The
+morning was very wet, and I set off barefoot, with my trousers over my
+knees, and a macintosh. Presently I had to take a side path in the bush;
+missed it; came forth in a great oblong patch of taro solemnly surrounded
+by forest—no soul, no sign, no sound—and as I stood there at a loss,
+suddenly between the showers out broke the note of a harmonium and a
+woman’s voice singing an air that I know very well, but have (as usual)
+forgot the name of. ’Twas from a great way off, but seemed to fill the
+world. It was strongly romantic, and gave me a point which brought me,
+by all sorts of forest wading, to an open space of palms. These were of
+all ages, but mostly at that age when the branches arch from the ground
+level, range themselves, with leaves exquisitely green. The whole
+interspace was overgrown with convolvulus, purple, yellow and white,
+often as deep as to my waist, in which I floundered aimlessly. The very
+mountain was invisible from here. The rain came and went; now in sunlit
+April showers, now with the proper tramp and rattle of the tropics. All
+this while I met no sight or sound of man, except the voice which was now
+silent, and a damned pig-fence that headed me off at every corner. Do
+you know barbed wire? Think of a fence of it on rotten posts, and you
+barefoot. But I crossed it at last with my heart in my mouth and no harm
+done. Thence at last to C’s.: no C. Next place I came to was in the
+zone of woods. They offered me a buggy and set a black boy to wash my
+legs and feet. ‘Washum legs belong that fellow white-man’ was the
+command. So at last I ran down my son of a gun in the hotel, sober, and
+with no story to tell; penitent, I think. Home, by buggy and my poor
+feet, up three miles of root, boulder, gravel and liquid mud, slipping
+back at every step.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_, _Sept._ 4_th_.
+
+Hope you will be able to read a word of the last, no joke writing by a
+bad lantern with a groggy hand and your glasses mislaid. Not that the
+hand is not better, as you see by the absence of the amanuensis hitherto.
+Mail came Friday, and a communication from yourself much more decent than
+usual, for which I thank you. Glad the _Wrecker_ should so hum; but
+Lord, what fools these mortals be!
+
+So far yesterday, the citation being wrung from me by remembrance of many
+reviews. I have now received all _Falesá_, and my admiration for that
+tale rises; I believe it is in some ways my best work; I am pretty sure,
+at least, I have never done anything better than Wiltshire.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, 13_th_ _September_ 1892.
+
+On Wednesday the Spinsters of Apia gave a ball to a select crowd. Fanny,
+Belle, Lloyd and I rode down, met Haggard by the way and joined company
+with him. Dinner with Haggard, and thence to the ball. The Chief
+Justice appeared; it was immediately remarked, and whispered from one to
+another, that he and I had the only red sashes in the room,—and they were
+both of the hue of blood, sir, blood. He shook hands with myself and all
+the members of my family. Then the cream came, and I found myself in the
+same set of a quadrille with his honour. We dance here in Apia a most
+fearful and wonderful quadrille, I don’t know where the devil they fished
+it from; but it is rackety and prancing and embraceatory beyond words;
+perhaps it is best defined in Haggard’s expression of a gambado. When I
+and my great enemy found ourselves involved in this gambol, and crossing
+hands, and kicking up, and being embraced almost in common by large and
+quite respectable females, we—or I—tried to preserve some rags of
+dignity, but not for long. The deuce of it is that, personally, I love
+this man; his eye speaks to me, I am pleased in his society. We
+exchanged a glance, and then a grin; the man took me in his confidence;
+and through the remainder of that prance we pranced for each other. Hard
+to imagine any position more ridiculous; a week before he had been trying
+to rake up evidence against me by brow-beating and threatening a
+half-white interpreter; that very morning I had been writing most
+villainous attacks upon him for the _Times_; and we meet and smile,
+and—damn it!—like each other. I do my best to damn the man and drive him
+from these islands; but the weakness endures—I love him. This is a thing
+I would despise in anybody else; but he is so jolly insidious and
+ingratiating! No, sir, I can’t dislike him; but if I don’t make hay of
+him, it shall not be for want of trying.
+
+Yesterday, we had two Germans and a young American boy to lunch; and in
+the afternoon, Vailima was in a state of siege; ten white people on the
+front verandah, at least as many brown in the cook house, and countless
+blacks to see the black boy Arrick.
+
+Which reminds me, Arrick was sent Friday was a week to the German Firm
+with a note, and was not home on time. Lloyd and I were going bedward,
+it was late with a bright moon—ah, poor dog, you know no such moons as
+these!—when home came Arrick with his head in a white bandage and his
+eyes shining. He had had a fight with other blacks, Malaita boys; many
+against one, and one with a knife: ‘I KNICKED ’EM DOWN, three four!’ he
+cried; and had himself to be taken to the doctor’s and bandaged. Next
+day, he could not work, glory of battle swelled too high in his
+threadpaper breast; he had made a one-stringed harp for Austin, borrowed
+it, came to Fanny’s room, and sang war-songs and danced a war dance in
+honour of his victory. And it appears, by subsequent advices, that it
+was a serious victory enough; four of his assailants went to hospital,
+and one is thought in danger. All Vailima rejoiced at this news.
+
+Five more chapters of David, 22 to 27, go to Baxter. All love affair;
+seems pretty good to me. Will it do for the young person? I don’t know:
+since the Beach, I know nothing, except that men are fools and
+hypocrites, and I know less of them than I was fond enough to fancy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+
+ _Thursday_, 15_th_ _September_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—On Tuesday, we had our young adventurer ready, and Fanny,
+Belle, he and I set out about three of a dark, deadly hot, and deeply
+unwholesome afternoon. Belle had the lad behind her; I had a pint of
+champagne in either pocket, a parcel in my hands, and as Jack had a girth
+sore and I rode without a girth, I might be said to occupy a very
+unstrategic position. On the way down, a little dreary, beastly drizzle
+beginning to come out of the darkness, Fanny put up an umbrella, her
+horse bounded, reared, cannoned into me, cannoned into Belle and the lad,
+and bolted for home. It really might and ought to have been an A1
+catastrophe; but nothing happened beyond Fanny’s nerves being a good deal
+shattered; of course, she could not tell what had happened to us until
+she got her horse mastered.
+
+Next day, Haggard went off to the Commission and left us in charge of his
+house; all our people came down in wreaths of flowers; we had a boat for
+them; Haggard had a flag in the Commission boat for us; and when at last
+the steamer turned up, the young adventurer was carried on board in great
+style, with a new watch and chain, and about three pound ten of tips, and
+five big baskets of fruit as free-will offerings to the captain. Captain
+Morse had us all to lunch; champagne flowed, so did compliments; and I
+did the affable celebrity life-sized. It made a great send-off for the
+young adventurer. As the boat drew off, he was standing at the head of
+the gangway, supported by three handsome ladies—one of them a real
+full-blown beauty, Madame Green, the singer—and looking very engaging
+himself, between smiles and tears. Not that he cried in public.
+
+My, but we were a tired crowd! However, it is always a blessing to get
+home, and this time it was a sort of wonder to ourselves that we got back
+alive. Casualties: Fanny’s back jarred, horse incident; Belle, bad
+headache, tears and champagne; self, idiocy, champagne, fatigue; Lloyd,
+ditto, ditto. As for the adventurer, I believe he will have a delightful
+voyage for his little start in life. But there is always something
+touching in a mite’s first launch.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Date unknown_.
+
+I am now well on with the third part of the _Débâcle_. The two first I
+liked much; the second completely knocking me; so far as it has gone,
+this third part appears the ramblings of a dull man who has forgotten
+what he has to say—he reminds me of an M.P. But Sedan was really great,
+and I will pick no holes. The batteries under fire, the red-cross folk,
+the county charge—perhaps, above all, Major Bouroche and the operations,
+all beyond discussion; and every word about the Emperor splendid.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _September_ 30_th_.
+
+David Balfour done, and its author along with it, or nearly so. Strange
+to think of even our doctor here repeating his nonsense about
+debilitating climate. Why, the work I have been doing the last twelve
+months, in one continuous spate, mostly with annoying interruptions and
+without any collapse to mention, would be incredible in Norway. But I
+_have_ broken down now, and will do nothing as long as I possibly can.
+With David Balfour I am very well pleased; in fact these labours of the
+last year—I mean _Falesá_ and _D. B._, not Samoa, of course—seem to me to
+be nearer what I mean than anything I have ever done; nearer what I mean
+by fiction; the nearest thing before was _Kidnapped_. I am not
+forgetting the _Master of Ballantrae_, but that lacked all
+pleasurableness, and hence was imperfect in essence. So you see, if I am
+a little tired, I do not repent.
+
+The third part of the _Débâcle_ may be all very fine; but I cannot read
+it. It suffers from _impaired vitality_, and _uncertain aim_; two deadly
+sicknesses. Vital—that’s what I am at, first: wholly vital, with a
+buoyancy of life. Then lyrical, if it may be, and picturesque, always
+with an epic value of scenes, so that the figures remain in the mind’s
+eye for ever.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _October_ 8_th_.
+
+Suppose you sent us some of the catalogues of the parties what vends
+statutes? I don’t want colossal Herculeses, but about quarter size and
+less. If the catalogues were illustrated it would probably be found a
+help to weak memories. These may be found to alleviate spare moments,
+when we sometimes amuse ourselves by thinking how fine we shall make the
+palace if we do not go pop. Perhaps in the same way it might amuse you
+to send us any pattern of wall paper that might strike you as cheap,
+pretty and suitable for a room in a hot and extremely bright climate. It
+should be borne in mind that our climate can be extremely dark too. Our
+sitting-room is to be in varnished wood. The room I have particularly in
+mind is a sort of bed and sitting-room, pretty large, lit on three sides,
+and the colour in favour of its proprietor at present is a topazy yellow.
+But then with what colour to relieve it? For a little work-room of my
+own at the back. I should rather like to see some patterns of
+unglossy—well, I’ll be hanged if I can describe this red—it’s not Turkish
+and it’s not Roman and it’s not Indian, but it seems to partake of the
+two last, and yet it can’t be either of them, because it ought to be able
+to go with vermilion. Ah, what a tangled web we weave—anyway, with what
+brains you have left choose me and send me some—many—patterns of this
+exact shade.
+
+A few days ago it was Haggard’s birthday and we had him and his cousin to
+dinner—bless me if I ever told you of his cousin!—he is here anyway, and
+a fine, pleasing specimen, so that we have concluded (after our own happy
+experience) that the climate of Samoa must be favourable to cousins.
+Then we went out on the verandah in a lovely moonlight, drinking port,
+hearing the cousin play and sing, till presently we were informed that
+our boys had got up a siva in Lafaele’s house to which we were invited.
+It was entirely their own idea. The house, you must understand, is
+one-half floored, and one-half bare earth, and the dais stands a little
+over knee high above the level of the soil. The dais was the stage, with
+three footlights. We audience sat on mats on the floor, and the cook and
+three of our work-boys, sometimes assisted by our two ladies, took their
+places behind the footlights and began a topical Vailima song. The
+burden was of course that of a Samoan popular song about a white man who
+objects to all that he sees in Samoa. And there was of course a special
+verse for each one of the party—Lloyd was called the dancing man
+(practically the Chief’s handsome son) of Vailima; he was also, in his
+character I suppose of overseer, compared to a policeman—Belle had that
+day been the almoner in a semi-comic distribution of wedding rings and
+thimbles (bought cheap at an auction) to the whole plantation company,
+fitting a ring on every man’s finger, and a ring and a thimble on both
+the women’s. This was very much in character with her native name
+_Teuila_, the adorner of the ugly—so of course this was the point of her
+verse and at a given moment all the performers displayed the rings upon
+their fingers. Pelema (the cousin—_our_ cousin) was described as
+watching from the house and whenever he saw any boy not doing anything,
+running and doing it himself. Fanny’s verse was less intelligible, but
+it was accompanied in the dance with a pantomime of terror well-fitted to
+call up her haunting, indefatigable and diminutive presence in a blue
+gown.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+
+ _Vailima_, _October_ 28_th_, 1892.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This is very late to begin the monthly budget, but I have
+a good excuse this time, for I have had a very annoying fever with
+symptoms of sore arm, and in the midst of it a very annoying piece of
+business which suffered no delay or idleness. . . . The consequence of
+all this was that my fever got very much worse and your letter has not
+been hitherto written. But, my dear fellow, do compare these little
+larky fevers with the fine, healthy, prostrating colds of the dear old
+dead days at home. Here was I, in the middle of a pretty bad one, and I
+was able to put it in my pocket, and go down day after day, and attend to
+and put my strength into this beastly business. Do you see me doing that
+with a catarrh? And if I had done so, what would have been the result?
+
+Last night, about four o’clock, Belle and I set off to Apia, whither my
+mother had preceded us. She was at the Mission; we went to Haggard’s.
+There we had to wait the most unconscionable time for dinner. I do not
+wish to speak lightly of the Amanuensis, who is unavoidably present, but
+I may at least say for myself that I was as cross as two sticks. Dinner
+came at last, we had the tinned soup which is usually the _pièce de
+résistance_ in the halls of Haggard, and we pitched into it. Followed an
+excellent salad of tomatoes and cray-fish, a good Indian curry, a tender
+joint of beef, a dish of pigeons, a pudding, cheese and coffee. I was so
+over-eaten after this ‘hunger and burst’ that I could scarcely move; and
+it was my sad fate that night in the character of the local author to
+eloquute before the public—‘Mr. Stevenson will read a selection from his
+own works’—a degrading picture. I had determined to read them the
+account of the hurricane; I do not know if I told you that my book has
+never turned up here, or rather only one copy has, and that in the
+unfriendly hands of —. It has therefore only been seen by enemies; and
+this combination of mystery and evil report has been greatly envenomed by
+some ill-judged newspaper articles from the States. Altogether this
+specimen was listened to with a good deal of uncomfortable expectation on
+the part of the Germans, and when it was over was applauded with
+unmistakable relief. The public hall where these revels came off seems
+to be unlucky for me; I never go there but to some stone-breaking job.
+Last time it was the public meeting of which I must have written you;
+this time it was this uneasy but not on the whole unsuccessful
+experiment. Belle, my mother, and I rode home about midnight in a fine
+display of lightning and witch-fires. My mother is absent, so that I may
+dare to say that she struck me as voluble. The Amanuensis did not strike
+me the same way; she was probably thinking, but it was really rather a
+weird business, and I saw what I have never seen before, the witch-fires
+gathered into little bright blue points almost as bright as a
+night-light.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Saturday_.
+
+This is the day that should bring your letter; it is gray and cloudy and
+windless; thunder rolls in the mountain; it is a quarter past six, and I
+am alone, sir, alone in this workman’s house, Belle and Lloyd having been
+down all yesterday to meet the steamer; they were scarce gone with most
+of the horses and all the saddles, than there began a perfect picnic of
+the sick and maim; Iopu with a bad foot, Faauma with a bad shoulder,
+Fanny with yellow spots. It was at first proposed to carry all these to
+the doctor, particularly Faauma, whose shoulder bore an appearance of
+erysipelas, that sent the amateur below. No horses, no saddle. Now I
+had my horse and I could borrow Lafaele’s saddle; and if I went alone I
+could do a job that had long been waiting; and that was to interview the
+doctor on another matter. Off I set in a hazy moonlight night; windless,
+like to-day; the thunder rolling in the mountain, as to-day; in the still
+groves, these little mushroom lamps glowing blue and steady, singly or in
+pairs. Well, I had my interview, said everything as I had meant, and
+with just the result I hoped for. The doctor and I drank beer together
+and discussed German literature until nine, and we parted the best of
+friends. I got home to a silent house of sleepers, only Fanny awaiting
+me; we talked awhile, in whispers, on the interview; then, I got a
+lantern and went across to the workman’s house, now empty and silent,
+myself sole occupant. So to bed, prodigious tired but mighty content
+with my night’s work, and to-day, with a headache and a chill, have
+written you this page, while my new novel waits. Of this I will tell you
+nothing, except the various names under consideration. First, it ought
+to be called—but of course that is impossible—
+
+ _Braxfield_.
+
+Then it _is_ to be called either
+
+ _Weir of Hermiston_,
+
+ _The Lord-Justice Clerk_,
+
+ _The Two Kirsties of the Cauldstaneslap_,
+
+or
+
+ _Four Black Brothers_.
+
+Characters:
+
+ Adam Weir, Lord-Justice Clerk, called Lord Hermiston.
+
+ Archie, his son.
+
+ Aunt Kirstie Elliott, his housekeeper at Hermiston.
+
+ Elliott of the Cauldstaneslap, her brother.
+
+ Kirstie Elliott, his daughter.
+
+ Jim, Gib, Hob & Dandie—his sons.
+
+ Patrick Innes, a young advocate.
+
+ The Lord-Justice General.
+
+Scene, about Hermiston in the Lammermuirs and in Edinburgh. Temp. 1812.
+So you see you are to have another holiday from copra! The rain begins
+softly on the iron roof, and I will do the reverse and—dry up.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_.
+
+Yours with the diplomatic private opinion received. It is just what I
+should have supposed. _Ça m’est bien égal_.—The name is to be
+
+ _The Lord-Justice Clerk_.
+
+None others are genuine. Unless it be
+
+ _Lord-Justice Clerk Hermiston_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Nov._ 2_nd_.
+
+On Saturday we expected Captain Morse of the Alameda to come up to lunch,
+and on Friday with genuine South Sea hospitality had a pig killed. On
+the Saturday morning no pig. Some of the boys seemed to give a doubtful
+account of themselves; our next neighbour below in the wood is a bad
+fellow and very intimate with some of our boys, for whom his confounded
+house is like a fly-paper for flies. To add to all this, there was on
+the Saturday a great public presentation of food to the King and
+Parliament men, an occasion on which it is almost dignified for a Samoan
+to steal anything, and entirely dignified for him to steal a pig.
+
+(The Amanuensis went to the _talolo_, as it is called, and saw something
+so very pleasing she begs to interrupt the letter to tell it. The
+different villagers came in in bands—led by the maid of the village,
+followed by the young warriors. It was a very fine sight, for some three
+thousand people are said to have assembled. The men wore nothing but
+magnificent head-dresses and a bunch of leaves, and were oiled and
+glistening in the sunlight. One band had no maid but was led by a tiny
+child of about five—a serious little creature clad in a ribbon of grass
+and a fine head-dress, who skipped with elaborate leaps in front of the
+warriors, like a little kid leading a band of lions. A.M.)
+
+The A.M. being done, I go on again. All this made it very possible that
+even if none of our boys had stolen the pig, some of them might know the
+thief. Besides, the theft, as it was a theft of meat prepared for a
+guest, had something of the nature of an insult, and ‘my face,’ in native
+phrase, ‘was ashamed.’ Accordingly, we determined to hold a bed of
+justice. It was done last night after dinner. I sat at the head of the
+table, Graham on my right hand, Henry Simelé at my left, Lloyd behind
+him. The house company sat on the floor around the walls—twelve all
+told. I am described as looking as like Braxfield as I could manage with
+my appearance; Graham, who is of a severe countenance, looked like
+Rhadamanthus; Lloyd was hideous to the view; and Simelé had all the fine
+solemnity of a Samoan chief. The proceedings opened by my delivering a
+Samoan prayer, which may be translated thus—‘Our God, look down upon us
+and shine into our hearts. Help us to be far from falsehood so that each
+one of us may stand before Thy Face in his integrity.’—Then, beginning
+with Simelé, every one came up to the table, laid his hand on the Bible,
+and repeated clause by clause after me the following oath—I fear it may
+sound even comic in English, but it is a very pretty piece of Samoan, and
+struck direct at the most lively superstitions of the race. ‘This is the
+Holy Bible here that I am touching. Behold me, O God! If I know who it
+was that took away the pig, or the place to which it was taken, or have
+heard anything relating to it, and shall not declare the same—be made an
+end of by God this life of mine!’ They all took it with so much
+seriousness and firmness that (as Graham said) if they were not innocent
+they would make invaluable witnesses. I was so far impressed by their
+bearing that I went no further, and the funny and yet strangely solemn
+scene came to an end.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_, _No._ 6th.
+
+Here is a long story to go back upon, and I wonder if I have either time
+or patience for the task?
+
+Wednesday I had a great idea of match-making, and proposed to Henry that
+Faalé would make a good wife for him. I wish I had put this down when it
+was fresher in my mind, it was so interesting an interview. My gentleman
+would not tell if I were on or not. ‘I do not know yet; I will tell you
+next week. May I tell the sister of my father? No, better not, tell her
+when it is done.’—‘But will not your family be angry if you marry without
+asking them?’—‘My village? What does my village want? Mats!’ I said I
+thought the girl would grow up to have a great deal of sense, and my
+gentleman flew out upon me; she had sense now, he said.
+
+Thursday, we were startled by the note of guns, and presently after heard
+it was an English war ship. Graham and I set off at once, and as soon as
+we met any townsfolk they began crying to me that I was to be arrested.
+It was the _Vossische Zeitung_ article which had been quoted in a paper.
+Went on board and saw Captain Bourke; he did not even know—not even
+guess—why he was here; having been sent off by cablegram from Auckland.
+It is hoped the same ship that takes this off Europewards may bring his
+orders and our news. But which is it to be? Heads or tails? If it is
+to be German, I hope they will deport me; I should prefer it so; I do not
+think that I could bear a German officialdom, and should probably have to
+leave _sponte mea_, which is only less picturesque and more expensive.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 8_th_.
+
+Mail day. All well, not yet put in prison, whatever may be in store for
+me. No time even to sign this lame letter.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+
+ _Dec._ 1_st_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Another grimy little odd and end of paper, for which you
+shall be this month repaid in kind, and serve you jolly well right. . . .
+The new house is roofed; it will be a braw house, and what is better, I
+have my yearly bill in, and I find I can pay for it. For all which
+mercies, etc. I must have made close on £4,000 this year all told; but,
+what is not so pleasant, I seem to have come near to spending them. I
+have been in great alarm, with this new house on the cards, all summer,
+and came very near to taking in sail, but I live here so entirely on
+credit, that I determined to hang on.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 1_st_.
+
+I was saying yesterday that my life was strange and did not think how
+well I spoke. Yesterday evening I was briefed to defend a political
+prisoner before the Deputy Commissioner. What do you think of that for a
+vicissitude?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 3_rd_.
+
+Now for a confession. When I heard you and Cassells had decided to print
+_The Bottle Imp_ along with _Falesá_, I was too much disappointed to
+answer. _The Bottle Imp_ was the _pièce de résistance_ for my volume,
+_Island Nights’ Entertainments_. However, that volume might have never
+got done; and I send you two others in case they should be in time.
+
+First have the _Beach of Falesá_.
+
+Then a fresh false title: ISLAND NIGHTS’ ENTERTAINMENTS; and then
+
+_The Bottle Imp_: a cue from an old melodrama.
+
+_The Isle of Voices_.
+
+_The Waif Woman_; a cue from a _saga_.
+
+Of course these two others are not up to the mark of _The Bottle Imp_;
+but they each have a certain merit, and they fit in style. By saying ‘a
+cue from an old melodrama’ after the B. I., you can get rid of my note.
+If this is in time, it will be splendid, and will make quite a volume.
+
+Should you and Cassells prefer, you can call the whole volume _I. N.
+E._—though the _Beach of Falesá_ is the child of a quite different
+inspiration. They all have a queer realism, even the most extravagant,
+even the _Isle of Voices_; the manners are exact.
+
+Should they come too late, have them type-written, and return to me here
+the type-written copies.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_, _Dec._ 4_th_.
+
+3rd start,—But now more humbly and with the aid of an Amanuensis. First
+one word about page 2. My wife protests against the Waif-woman and I am
+instructed to report the same to you. . . .
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 5_th_.
+
+A horrid alarm rises that our October mail was burned crossing the
+Plains. If so, you lost a beautiful long letter—I am sure it was
+beautiful though I remember nothing about it—and I must say I think it
+serves you properly well. That I should continue writing to you at such
+length is simply a vicious habit for which I blush. At the same time,
+please communicate at once with Charles Baxter whether you have or have
+not received a letter posted here Oct. 12th, as he is going to cable me
+the fate of my mail.
+
+Now to conclude my news. The German Firm have taken my book like angels,
+and the result is that Lloyd and I were down there at dinner on Saturday,
+where we partook of fifteen several dishes and eight distinct forms of
+intoxicating drink. To the credit of Germany, I must say there was not a
+shadow of a headache the next morning. I seem to have done as well as my
+neighbours, for I hear one of the clerks expressed the next morning a
+gratified surprise that Mr. Stevenson stood his drink so well. It is a
+strange thing that any race can still find joy in such athletic
+exercises. I may remark in passing that the mail is due and you have had
+far more than you deserve.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+
+ _January_ 1893.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—You are properly paid at last, and it is like you will
+have but a shadow of a letter. I have been pretty thoroughly out of
+kilter; first a fever that would neither come on nor go off, then acute
+dyspepsia, in the weakening grasp of which I get wandering between the
+waking state and one of nightmare. Why the devil does no one send me
+_Atalanta_? And why are there no proofs of D. Balfour? Sure I should
+have had the whole, at least the half, of them by now; and it would be
+all for the advantage of the Atalantans. I have written to Cassell & Co.
+(matter of _Falesá_) ‘you will please arrange with him’ (meaning you).
+‘What he may decide I shall abide.’ So consider your hand free, and act
+for me without fear or favour. I am greatly pleased with the
+illustrations. It is very strange to a South-Seayer to see Hawaiian
+women dressed like Samoans, but I guess that’s all one to you in
+Middlesex. It’s about the same as if London city men were shown going to
+the Stock Exchange as _pifferari_; but no matter, none will sleep worse
+for it. I have accepted Cassell’s proposal as an amendment to one of
+mine; that _D. B._ is to be brought out first under the title _Catriona_
+without pictures; and, when the hour strikes, _Kidnapped_ and _Catriona_
+are to form vols. I. and II. of the heavily illustrated ‘Adventures of
+David Balfour’ at 7s. 6d. each, sold separately.
+
+—’s letter was vastly sly and dry and shy. I am not afraid now. Two
+attempts have been made, both have failed, and I imagine these failures
+strengthen me. Above all this is true of the last, where my weak point
+was attempted. On every other, I am strong. Only force can dislodge me,
+for public opinion is wholly on my side. All races and degrees are
+united in heartfelt opposition to the Men of Mulinuu. The news of the
+fighting was of no concern to mortal man; it was made much of because men
+love talk of battles, and because the Government pray God daily for some
+scandal not their own; but it was only a brisk episode in a clan fight
+which has grown apparently endemic in the west of Tutuila. At the best
+it was a twopenny affair, and never occupied my mind five minutes.
+
+I am so weary of reports that are without foundation and threats that go
+without fulfilment, and so much occupied besides by the raging troubles
+of my own wame, that I have been very slack on politics, as I have been
+in literature. With incredible labour, I have rewritten the First
+Chapter of the Justice Clerk; it took me about ten days, and requires
+another athletic dressing after all. And that is my story for the month.
+The rest is grunting and grutching.
+
+Consideranda for _The Beach_:—
+
+I. Whether to add one or both the tales I sent you?
+
+II. Whether to call the whole volume ‘Island Nights Entertainments’?
+
+III. Whether, having waited so long, it would not be better to give me
+another mail, in case I could add another member to the volume and a
+little better justify the name?
+
+If I possibly can draw up another story, I will. What annoyed me about
+the use of _The Bottle Imp_ was that I had always meant it for the
+centre-piece of a volume of _Märchen_ which I was slowly to elaborate.
+You always had an idea that I depreciated the B. I; I can’t think
+wherefore; I always particularly liked it—one of my best works, and ill
+to equal; and that was why I loved to keep it in portfolio till I had
+time to grow up to some other fruit of the same _venue_. However, that
+is disposed of now, and we must just do the best we can.
+
+I am not aware that there is anything to add; the weather is hellish,
+waterspouts, mists, chills, the foul fiend’s own weather, following on a
+week of expurgated heaven; so it goes at this bewildering season. I
+write in the upper floor of my new house, of which I will send you some
+day a plan to measure. ’Tis an elegant structure, surely, and the proid
+of me oi. Was asked to pay for it just now, and genteelly refused, and
+then agreed, in view of general good-will, to pay a half of what is still
+due.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 24_th_ _January_ 1893.
+
+This ought to have gone last mail and was forgotten. My best excuse is
+that I was engaged in starting an influenza, to which class of exploit
+our household has been since then entirely dedicated. We had eight
+cases, one of them very bad, and one—mine—complicated with my old friend
+Bluidy Jack. Luckily neither Fanny, Lloyd or Belle took the confounded
+thing, and they were able to run the household and nurse the sick to
+admiration.
+
+Some of our boys behaved like real trumps. Perhaps the prettiest
+performance was that of our excellent Henry Simelé, or, as we sometimes
+call him, Davy Balfour. Henry, I maun premeese, is a chief; the humblest
+Samoan recoils from emptying slops as you would from cheating at cards;
+now the last nights of our bad time when we had seven down together, it
+was enough to have made anybody laugh or cry to see Henry going the
+rounds with a slop-bucket and going inside the mosquito net of each of
+the sick, Protestant and Catholic alike, to pray with them.
+
+I must tell you that in my sickness I had a huge alleviation and began a
+new story. This I am writing by dictation, and really think it is an art
+I can manage to acquire. The relief is beyond description; it is just
+like a school-treat to me and the amanuensis bears up extraordinar’. The
+story is to be called _St. Ives_; I give you your choice whether or not
+it should bear the subtitle, ‘Experiences of a French prisoner in
+England.’ We were just getting on splendidly with it, when this cursed
+mail arrived and requires to be attended to. It looks to me very like as
+if St. Ives would be ready before any of the others, but you know me and
+how impossible it is I should predict. The Amanuensis has her head quite
+turned and believes herself to be the author of this novel (and is to
+some extent)—and as the creature (!) has not been wholly useless in the
+matter (I told you so! A.M.) I propose to foster her vanity by a little
+commemoration gift! The name of the hero is Anne de St. Yves—he
+Englishes his name to St. Ives during his escape. It is my idea to get a
+ring made which shall either represent _Anne_ or A. S. Y. A., of course,
+would be Amethyst and S. Sapphire, which is my favourite stone anyway and
+was my father’s before me. But what would the ex-Slade professor do
+about the letter Y? Or suppose he took the other version, how would he
+meet the case, the two N.’s? These things are beyond my knowledge, which
+it would perhaps be more descriptive to call ignorance. But I place the
+matter in the meanwhile under your consideration and beg to hear your
+views. I shall tell you on some other occasion and when the A.M. is out
+of hearing how _very_ much I propose to invest in this testimonial; but I
+may as well inform you at once that I intend it to be cheap, sir, damned
+cheap! My idea of running amanuenses is by praise, not pudding, flattery
+and not coins! I shall send you when the time is ripe a ring to measure
+by.
+
+To resume our sad tale. After the other seven were almost wholly
+recovered Henry lay down to influenza on his own account. He is but just
+better and it looks as though Fanny were about to bring up the rear. As
+for me, I am all right, though I _was_ reduced to dictating _Anne_ in the
+deaf and dumb alphabet, which I think you will admit is a _comble_.
+
+Politics leave me extraordinary cold. It seems that so much of my
+purpose has come off, and Cedarcrantz and Pilsach are sacked. The rest
+of it has all gone to water. The triple-headed ass at home, in his
+plenitude of ignorance, prefers to collect the taxes and scatter the
+Mataafas by force or the threat of force. It may succeed, and I suppose
+it will. It is none the less for that expensive, harsh, unpopular and
+unsettling. I am young enough to have been annoyed, and altogether eject
+and renegate the whole idea of political affairs. Success in that field
+appears to be the organisation of failure enlivened with defamation of
+character; and, much as I love pickles and hot water (in your true
+phrase) I shall take my pickles in future from Crosse and Blackwell and
+my hot water with a dose of good Glenlivat.
+
+Do not bother at all about the wall-papers. We have had the whole of our
+new house varnished, and it looks beautiful. I wish you could see the
+hall; poor room, it had to begin life as an infirmary during our recent
+visitation; but it is really a handsome comely place, and when we get the
+furniture, and the pictures, and what is so very much more decorative,
+the picture frames, will look sublime.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Jan._ 30_th_.
+
+I have written to Charles asking for Rowlandson’s Syntax and Dance of
+Death out of our house, and begging for anything about fashions and
+manners (fashions particularly) for 1814. Can you help? Both the
+Justice Clerk and St. Ives fall in that fated year. Indeed I got into
+St. Ives while going over the Annual Register for the other. There is a
+kind of fancy list of Chaps. of St. Ives. (It begins in Edinburgh
+Castle.) I. Story of a lion rampant (that was a toy he had made, and
+given to a girl visitor). II. Story of a pair of scissors. III. St.
+Ives receives a bundle of money. IV. St. Ives is shown a house. V. The
+Escape. VI. The Cottage (Swanston College). VII. The Hen-house. VIII.
+Three is company and four none. IX. The Drovers. X. The Great North
+Road. XI. Burchell Fenn. XII. The covered cart. XIII. The doctor.
+XIV. The Luddites. V. Set a thief to catch a thief. XXVI. M. le Comte
+de Kéroualle (his uncle, the rich _émigré_, whom he finds murdered).
+XVII. The cousins. XVIII. Mr. Sergeant Garrow. XIX. A meeting at the
+Ship, Dover. XX. Diane. XXI. The Duke’s Prejudices. XXII. The False
+Messenger. XXIII. The gardener’s ladder. XXIV. The officers. XXV.
+Trouble with the Duke. XXVI. Fouquet again. XXVII. The Aeronaut.
+XXVIII. The True-Blooded Yankee. XXIX. In France. I don’t know where to
+stop. Apropos, I want a book about Paris, and the _first return_ of the
+_émigrés_ and all up to the _Cent Jours_: d’ye ken anything in my way? I
+want in particular to know about them and the Napoleonic functionaries
+and officers, and to get the colour and some vital details of the
+business of exchange of departments from one side to the other. Ten
+chapters are drafted, and VIII. re-copied by me, but will want another
+dressing for luck. It is merely a story of adventure, rambling along;
+but that is perhaps the guard that ‘sets my genius best,’ as Alan might
+have said. I wish I could feel as easy about the other! But there, all
+novels are a heavy burthen while they are doing, and a sensible
+disappointment when they are done.
+
+For God’s sake, let me have a copy of the new German Samoa White book.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI
+
+
+ _At Sea_, _S.S. & Mariposa_,
+ _Feb._ 19th, ’93.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—You will see from this heading that I am not dead yet nor
+likely to be. I was pretty considerably out of sorts, and that is indeed
+one reason why Fanny, Belle, and I have started out for a month’s lark.
+To be quite exact, I think it will be about five weeks before we get
+home. We shall stay between two and three in Sydney. Already, though we
+only sailed yesterday, I am feeling as fit as a fiddle. Fanny ate a
+whole fowl for breakfast, to say nothing of a tower of hot cakes. Belle
+and I floored another hen betwixt the pair of us, and I shall be no
+sooner done with the present amanuensing racket than I shall put myself
+outside a pint of Guinness. If you think this looks like dying of
+consumption in Apia I can only say I differ from you. In the matter of
+David, I have never yet received my proofs at all, but shall certainly
+wait for your suggestions. Certainly, Chaps. 17 to 20 are the hitch, and
+I confess I hurried over them with both wings spread. This is doubtless
+what you complain of. Indeed, I placed my single reliance on Miss Grant.
+If she couldn’t ferry me over, I felt I had to stay there.
+
+About _Island Nights’ Entertainments_ all you say is highly satisfactory.
+Go in and win.
+
+The extracts from the _Times_ I really cannot trust myself to comment
+upon. They were infernally satisfactory; so, and perhaps still more so,
+was a letter I had at the same time from Lord Pembroke. If I have time
+as I go through Auckland, I am going to see Sir George Grey.
+
+Now I really think that’s all the business. I have been rather sick and
+have had two small hemorrhages, but the second I believe to have been
+accidental. No good denying that this annoys, because it do. However,
+you must expect influenza to leave some harm, and my spirits, appetite,
+peace on earth and goodwill to men are all on a rising market. During
+the last week the amanuensis was otherwise engaged, whereupon I took up,
+pitched into, and about one half demolished another tale, once intended
+to be called _The Pearl Fisher_, but now razeed and called _The Schooner
+Farralone_. We had a capital start, the steamer coming in at sunrise,
+and just giving us time to get our letters ere she sailed again. The
+manager of the German firm (O strange, changed days!) danced attendance
+upon us all morning; his boat conveyed us to and from the steamer.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Feb._ 21_st_.
+
+All continues well. Amanuensis bowled over for a day, but afoot again
+and jolly; Fanny enormously bettered by the voyage; I have been as jolly
+as a sand-boy as usual at sea. The Amanuensis sits opposite to me
+writing to her offspring. Fanny is on deck. I have just supplied her
+with the Canadian Pacific Agent, and so left her in good hands. You
+should hear me at table with the Ulster purser and a little punning
+microscopist called Davis. Belle does some kind of abstruse
+Boswellising; after the first meal, having gauged the kind of jests that
+would pay here, I observed, ‘Boswell is Barred during this cruise.’
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 23_rd_.
+
+We approach Auckland and I must close my mail. All goes well with the
+trio. Both the ladies are hanging round a beau—the same—that I unearthed
+for them: I am general provider, and especially great in the beaux
+business. I corrected some proofs for Fanny yesterday afternoon, fell
+asleep over them in the saloon—and the whole ship seems to have been down
+beholding me. After I woke up, had a hot bath, a whiskey punch and a
+cigarette, and went to bed, and to sleep too, at 8.30; a recrudescence of
+Vailima hours. Awoke to-day, and had to go to the saloon clock for the
+hour—no sign of dawn—all heaven grey rainy fog. Have just had breakfast,
+written up one letter, register and close this.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII
+
+
+Bad pen, bad ink,
+bad light, bad
+blotting-paper.
+
+
+
+ _S. S. Mariposa_, _at Sea_.
+ _Apia due by daybreak to-morrow_ 9 _p.m._
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Have had an amusing but tragic holiday, from which we
+return in disarray. Fanny quite sick, but I think slowly and steadily
+mending; Belle in a terrific state of dentistry troubles which now seem
+calmed; and myself with a succession of gentle colds out of which I at
+last succeeded in cooking up a fine pleurisy. By stopping and stewing in
+a perfectly airless state-room I seem to have got rid of the pleurisy.
+Poor Fanny had very little fun of her visit, having been most of the time
+on a diet of maltine and slops—and this while the rest of us were rioting
+on oysters and mushrooms. Belle’s only devil in the hedge was the
+dentist. As for me, I was entertained at the General Assembly of the
+Presbyterian Church, likewise at a sort of artistic club; made speeches
+at both, and may therefore be said to have been, like Saint Paul, all
+things to all men. I have an account of the latter racket which I meant
+to have enclosed in this. . . . Had some splendid photos taken, likewise
+a medallion by a French sculptor; met Graham, who returned with us as far
+as Auckland. Have seen a good deal too of Sir George Grey; what a
+wonderful old historic figure to be walking on your arm and recalling
+ancient events and instances! It makes a man small, and yet the extent
+to which he approved what I had done—or rather have tried to
+do—encouraged me. Sir George is an expert at least, he knows these
+races: he is not a small employé with an ink-pot and a Whittaker.
+
+Take it for all in all, it was huge fun: even Fanny had some lively sport
+at the beginning; Belle and I all through. We got Fanny a dress on the
+sly, gaudy black velvet and Duchesse lace. And alas! she was only able
+to wear it once. But we’ll hope to see more of it at Samoa; it really is
+lovely. Both dames are royally outfitted in silk stockings, etc. We
+return, as from a raid, with our spoils and our wounded. I am now very
+dandy: I announced two years ago that I should change. Slovenly youth,
+all right—not slovenly age. So really now I am pretty spruce; always a
+white shirt, white necktie, fresh shave, silk, socks, O a great sight!—No
+more possible,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+
+ _April_, 1893.
+
+1. _Slip_ 3. Davie would be _attracted_ into a similar dialect, as he
+is later—e.g., with Doig, chapter XIX. This is truly Scottish.
+
+4, _to lightly_; correct; ‘to lightly’ is a good regular Scots verb.
+
+15. See Allan Ramsay’s works.
+
+15, 16. Ay, and that is one of the pigments with which I am trying to
+draw the character of Prestongrange. ’Tis a most curious thing to render
+that kind, insignificant mask. To make anything precise is to risk my
+effect. And till the day he died, _Davie_ was never sure of what P. was
+after. Not only so; very often P. didn’t know himself. There was an
+element of mere liking for Davie; there was an element of being
+determined, in case of accidents, to keep well with him. He hoped his
+Barbara would bring him to her feet, besides, and make him manageable.
+That was why he sent him to Hope Park with them. But Davie cannot
+_know_; I give you the inside of Davie, and my method condemns me to give
+only the outside both of Prestongrange and his policy.
+
+—I’ll give my mind to the technicalities. Yet to me they seem a part of
+the story, which is historical, after all.
+
+—I think they wanted Alan to escape. But when or where to say so? I
+will try.
+
+—20, _Dean_. I’ll try and make that plainer.
+
+_Chap._ XIII., I fear it has to go without blows. If I could get the
+pair—No, can’t be.
+
+—XIV. All right, will abridge.
+
+—XV. I’d have to put a note to every word; and he who can’t read Scots
+can _never_ enjoy Tod Lapraik.
+
+—XVII. Quite right. I _can_ make this plainer, and will.
+
+—XVIII. I know, but I have to hurry here; this is the broken back of my
+story; some business briefly transacted, I am leaping for Barbara’s
+apron-strings.
+
+_Slip_ 57. Quite right again; I shall make it plain.
+
+_Chap._ XX. I shall make all these points clear. About Lady
+Prestongrange (not _Lady_ Grant, only _Miss_ Grant, my dear, though
+_Lady_ Prestongrange, quoth the dominie) I am taken with your idea of her
+death, and have a good mind to substitute a featureless aunt.
+
+_Slip_ 78. I don’t see how to lessen this effect. There is really not
+much said of it; and I know Catriona did it. But I’ll try.
+
+—89. I know. This is an old puzzle of mine. You see C.’s dialect is
+not wholly a bed of roses. If only I knew the Gaelic. Well, I’ll try
+for another expression.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_The end_. I shall try to work it over. James was at Dunkirk ordering
+post-horses for his own retreat. Catriona did have her suspicions
+aroused by the letter, and, careless gentleman, I told you so—or she did
+at least.—Yes, the blood money, I am bothered about the portmanteau; it
+is the presence of Catriona that bothers me; the rape of the pockmantie
+is historic. . . .
+
+To me, I own, it seems in the proof a very pretty piece of workmanship.
+David himself I refuse to discuss; he _is_. The Lord Advocate I think a
+strong sketch of a very difficult character, James More, sufficient; and
+the two girls very pleasing creatures. But O dear me, I came near losing
+my heart to Barbara! I am not quite so constant as David, and even
+he—well, he didn’t know it, anyway! _Tod Lapraik_ is a piece of living
+Scots: if I had never writ anything but that and _Thrawn Janet_, still
+I’d have been a writer. The defects of _D.B._ are inherent, I fear. But
+on the whole, I am far indeed from being displeased with the tailie.
+They want more Alan? Well, they can’t get it.
+
+I found my fame much grown on this return to civilisation. _Digito
+monstrari_ is a new experience; people all looked at me in the streets in
+Sydney; and it was very queer. Here, of course, I am only the white
+chief in the Great House to the natives; and to the whites, either an
+ally or a foe. It is a much healthier state of matters. If I lived in
+an atmosphere of adulation, I should end by kicking against the pricks.
+O my beautiful forest, O my beautiful shining, windy house, what a joy it
+was to behold them again! No chance to take myself too seriously here.
+
+The difficulty of the end is the mass of matter to be attended to, and
+the small time left to transact it in. I mean from Alan’s danger of
+arrest. But I have just seen my way out, I do believe.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Easter Sunday_.
+
+I have now got as far as slip 28, and finished the chapter of the law
+technicalities. Well, these seemed to me always of the essence of the
+story, which is the story of a _cause célébre_; moreover, they are the
+justification of my inventions; if these men went so far (granting Davie
+sprung on them) would they not have gone so much further? But of course
+I knew they were a difficulty; determined to carry them through in a
+conversation; approached this (it seems) with cowardly anxiety; and
+filled it with gabble, sir, gabble. I have left all my facts, but have
+removed 42 lines. I should not wonder but what I’ll end by re-writing
+it. It is not the technicalities that shocked you, it was my bad art.
+It is very strange that X. should be so good a chapter and IX. and XI. so
+uncompromisingly bad. It looks as if XI. also would have to be
+re-formed. If X. had not cheered me up, I should be in doleful dumps,
+but X. is alive anyway, and life is all in all.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Thursday_, _April_ 5_th_.
+
+Well, there’s no disguise possible; Fanny is not well, and we are
+miserably anxious. . . .
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_, 7_th_.
+
+I am thankful to say the new medicine relieved her at once. A crape has
+been removed from the day for all of us. To make things better, the
+morning is ah! such a morning as you have never seen; heaven upon earth
+for sweetness, freshness, depth upon depth of unimaginable colour, and a
+huge silence broken at this moment only by the far-away murmur of the
+Pacific and the rich piping of a single bird. You can’t conceive what a
+relief this is; it seems a new world. She has such extraordinary
+recuperative power that I do hope for the best. I am as tired as man can
+be. This is a great trial to a family, and I thank God it seems as if
+ours was going to bear it well. And O! if it only lets up, it will be
+but a pleasant memory. We are all seedy, bar Lloyd: Fanny, as per above;
+self nearly extinct; Belle, utterly overworked and bad toothache; Cook,
+down with a bad foot; Butler, prostrate with a bad leg. Eh, what a
+faim’ly!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_.
+
+Grey heaven, raining torrents of rain; occasional thunder and lightning.
+Everything to dispirit; but my invalids are really on the mend. The rain
+roars like the sea; in the sound of it there is a strange and ominous
+suggestion of an approaching tramp; something nameless and measureless
+seems to draw near, and strikes me cold, and yet is welcome. I lie quiet
+in bed to-day, and think of the universe with a good deal of equanimity.
+I have, at this moment, but the one objection to it; the _fracas_ with
+which it proceeds. I do not love noise; I am like my grandfather in
+that; and so many years in these still islands has ingrained the
+sentiment perhaps. Here are no trains, only men pacing barefoot. No
+carts or carriages; at worst the rattle of a horse’s shoes among the
+rocks. Beautiful silence; and so soon as this robustious rain takes off,
+I am to drink of it again by oceanfuls.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _April_ 16_th_.
+
+Several pages of this letter destroyed as beneath scorn; the wailings of
+a crushed worm; matter in which neither you nor I can take stock. Fanny
+is distinctly better, I believe all right now; I too am mending, though I
+have suffered from crushed wormery, which is not good for the body, and
+damnation to the soul. I feel to-night a baseless anxiety to write a
+lovely poem _à propos des bottes de ma grandmère_. I see I am idiotic.
+I’ll try the poem.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 17_th_.
+
+The poem did not get beyond plovers and lovers. I am still, however,
+harassed by the unauthentic Muse; if I cared to encourage her—but I have
+not the time, and anyway we are at the vernal equinox. It is funny
+enough, but my pottering verses are usually made (like the God-gifted
+organ voice’s) at the autumnal; and this seems to hold at the Antipodes.
+There is here some odd secret of Nature. I cannot speak of politics; we
+wait and wonder. It seems (this is partly a guess) Ide won’t take the C.
+J. ship, unless the islands are disarmed; and that England hesitates and
+holds off. By my own idea, strongly corroborated by Sir George, I am
+writing no more letters. But I have put as many irons in against this
+folly of the disarming as I could manage. It did not reach my ears till
+nearly too late. What a risk to take! What an expense to incur! And
+for how poor a gain! Apart from the treachery of it. My dear fellow,
+politics is a vile and a bungling business. I used to think meanly of
+the plumber; but how he shines beside the politician!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Thursday_.
+
+A general, steady advance; Fanny really quite chipper and jolly—self on
+the rapid mend, and with my eye on _forests_ that are to fall—and my
+finger on the axe, which wants stoning.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Saturday_, 22.
+
+Still all for the best; but I am having a heart-breaking time over
+_David_. I have nearly all corrected. But have to consider _The Heather
+on Fire_, _The Wood by Silvermills_, and the last chapter. They all seem
+to me off colour; and I am not fit to better them yet. No proof has been
+sent of the title, contents, or dedication.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX
+
+
+ 25_th_ _April_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—To-day early I sent down to Maben (Secretary of State) an
+offer to bring up people from Malie, keep them in my house, and bring
+them down day by day for so long as the negotiation should last. I have
+a favourable answer so far. This I would not have tried, had not old Sir
+George Grey put me on my mettle; ‘Never despair,’ was his word; and ‘I am
+one of the few people who have lived long enough to see how true that
+is.’ Well, thereupon I plunged in; and the thing may do me great harm,
+but yet I do not think so—for I think jealousy will prevent the trial
+being made. And at any rate it is another chance for this distracted
+archipelago of children, sat upon by a clique of fools. If, by the gift
+of God, I can do—I am allowed to try to do—and succeed: but no, the
+prospect is too bright to be entertained.
+
+To-day we had a ride down to Tanugamanono, and then by the new wood
+paths. One led us to a beautiful clearing, with four native houses;
+taro, yams, and the like, excellently planted, and old Folau—‘the Samoan
+Jew’—sitting and whistling there in his new-found and well-deserved
+well-being. It was a good sight to see a Samoan thus before the world.
+Further up, on our way home, we saw the world clear, and the wide die of
+the shadow lying broad; we came but a little further, and found in the
+borders of the bush a Banyan. It must have been 150 feet in height; the
+trunk, and its acolytes, occupied a great space; above that, in the peaks
+of the branches, quite a forest of ferns and orchids were set; and over
+all again the huge spread of the boughs rose against the bright west, and
+sent their shadow miles to the eastward. I have not often seen anything
+more satisfying than this vast vegetable.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_.
+
+A heavenly day again! the world all dead silence, save when, from far
+down below us in the woods, comes up the crepitation of the little wooden
+drum that beats to church. Scarce a leaf stirs; only now and again a
+great, cool gush of air that makes my papers fly, and is gone.—The King
+of Samoa has refused my intercession between him and Mataafa; and I do
+not deny this is a good riddance to me of a difficult business, in which
+I might very well have failed. What else is to be done for these silly
+folks?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 12_th_.
+
+And this is where I had got to, before the mail arrives with, I must say,
+a real gentlemanly letter from yourself. Sir, that is the sort of letter
+I want! Now, I’ll make my little proposal. I will accept _Child’s Play_
+and _Pan’s Pipes_. Then I want _Pastoral_, _The Manse_, _The Islet_,
+leaving out if you like all the prefacial matter and beginning at I. Then
+the portrait of Robert Hunter, beginning ‘Whether he was originally big
+or little,’ and ending ‘fearless and gentle.’ So much for _Mem. and
+Portraits_. _Beggars_, sections I. and II., _Random Memories_ II., and
+_Lantern Bearers_; I’m agreeable. These are my selections. I don’t know
+about _Pulvis et Umbra_ either, but must leave that to you. But just
+what you please.
+
+About _Davie_ I elaborately wrote last time, but still _Davie_ is not
+done; I am grinding singly at _The Ebb Tide_, as we now call the
+_Farallone_; the most of it will go this mail. About the following, let
+there be no mistake: I will not write the abstract of _Kidnapped_; write
+it who will, I will not. Boccaccio must have been a clever fellow to
+write both argument and story; I am not, _et je me recuse_.
+
+We call it _The Ebb Tide_: _a Trio and Quartette_; but that secondary
+name you may strike out if it seems dull to you. The book, however,
+falls in two halves, when the fourth character appears. I am on p. 82 if
+you want to know, and expect to finish on I suppose 110 or so; but it
+goes slowly, as you may judge from the fact that this three weeks past, I
+have only struggled from p. 58 to p. 82: twenty-four pages, _et encore_
+sure to be rewritten, in twenty-one days. This is no prize-taker; not
+much Waverley Novels about this!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 16_th_.
+
+I believe it will be ten chapters of _The Ebb Tide_ that go to you; the
+whole thing should be completed in I fancy twelve; and the end will
+follow punctually next mail. It is my great wish that this might get
+into _The Illustrated London News_ for Gordon Browne to illustrate. For
+whom, in case he should get the job, I give you a few notes. A purao is
+a tree giving something like a fig with flowers. He will find some
+photographs of an old marine curiosity shop in my collection, which may
+help him. Attwater’s settlement is to be entirely overshadowed
+everywhere by tall palms; see photographs of Fakarava: the verandahs of
+the house are 12 ft. wide. Don’t let him forget the Figure Head, for
+which I have a great use in the last chapter. It stands just clear of
+the palms on the crest of the beach at the head of the pier; the
+flag-staff not far off; the pier he will understand is perhaps three feet
+above high water, not more at any price. The sailors of the _Farallone_
+are to be dressed like white sailors of course. For other things, I
+remit this excellent artist to my photographs.
+
+I can’t think what to say about the tale, but it seems to me to go off
+with a considerable bang; in fact, to be an extraordinary work: but
+whether popular! Attwater is a no end of a courageous attempt, I think
+you will admit; how far successful is another affair. If my island ain’t
+a thing of beauty, I’ll be damned. Please observe Wiseman and Wishart;
+for incidental grimness, they strike me as in it. Also, kindly observe
+the Captain and _Adar_; I think that knocks spots. In short, as you see,
+I’m a trifle vainglorious. But O, it has been such a grind! The devil
+himself would allow a man to brag a little after such a crucifixion! And
+indeed I’m only bragging for a change before I return to the darned thing
+lying waiting for me on p. 88, where I last broke down. I break down at
+every paragraph, I may observe; and lie here and sweat, till I can get
+one sentence wrung out after another. Strange doom; after having worked
+so easily for so long! Did ever anybody see such a story of four
+characters?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Later_, 2.30.
+
+It may interest you to know that I am entirely _tapu_, and live apart in
+my chambers like a caged beast. Lloyd has a bad cold, and Graham and
+Belle are getting it. Accordingly, I dwell here without the light of any
+human countenance or voice, and strap away at _The Ebb Tide_ until (as
+now) I can no more. Fanny can still come, but is gone to glory now, or
+to her garden. Page 88 is done, and must be done over again to-morrow,
+and I confess myself exhausted. Pity a man who can’t work on along when
+he has nothing else on earth to do! But I have ordered Jack, and am
+going for a ride in the bush presently to refresh the machine; then back
+to a lonely dinner and durance vile. I acquiesce in this hand of fate;
+for I think another cold just now would just about do for me. I have
+scarce yet recovered the two last.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 18_th_.
+
+My progress is crabwise, and I fear only IX. chapters will be ready for
+the mail. I am on p. 88 again, and with half an idea of going back again
+to 85. We shall see when we come to read: I used to regard reading as a
+pleasure in my old light days. All the house are down with the influenza
+in a body, except Fanny and me. The influenza appears to become endemic
+here, but it has always been a scourge in the islands. Witness the
+beginning of _The Ebb Tide_, which was observed long before the Iffle had
+distinguished himself at home by such Napoleonic conquests. I am now of
+course ‘quite a recluse,’ and it is very stale, and there is no
+amanuensis to carry me over my mail, to which I shall have to devote many
+hours that would have been more usefully devoted to _The Ebb Tide_. For
+you know you can dictate at all hours of the day and at any odd moment;
+but to sit down and write with your red right hand is a very different
+matter.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 20_th_.
+
+Well, I believe I’ve about finished the thing, I mean as far as the mail
+is to take it. Chapter X. is now in Lloyd’s hands for remarks, and
+extends in its present form to p. 93 incl. On the 12th of May, I see by
+looking back, I was on p. 82, not for the first time; so that I have made
+11 pages in nine livelong days. Well! up a high hill he heaved a huge
+round stone. But this Flaubert business must be resisted in the
+premises. Or is it the result of influenza? God forbid. Fanny is down
+now, and the last link that bound me to my fellow men is severed. I sit
+up here, and write, and read Renan’s _Origines_, which is certainly
+devilish interesting; I read his Nero yesterday, it is very good, O, very
+good! But he is quite a Michelet; the general views, and such a piece of
+character painting, excellent; but his method sheer lunacy. You can see
+him take up the block which he had just rejected, and make of it the
+corner-stone: a maddening way to deal with authorities; and the result so
+little like history that one almost blames oneself for wasting time. But
+the time is not wasted; the conspectus is always good, and the blur that
+remains on the mind is probably just enough. I have been enchanted with
+the unveiling of Revelations. And how picturesque that return of the
+false Nero! The Apostle John is rather discredited. And to think how
+one had read the thing so often, and never understood the attacks upon
+St. Paul! I remember when I was a child, and we came to the Four Beasts
+that were all over eyes, the sickening terror with which I was filled.
+If that was Heaven, what, in the name of Davy Jones and the aboriginal
+night-mare, could Hell be? Take it for all in all, _L’Antéchrist_ is
+worth reading. The _Histoire d’Israël_ did not surprise me much; I had
+read those Hebrew sources with more intelligence than the New Testament,
+and was quite prepared to admire Ahab and Jezebel, etc. Indeed, Ahab has
+always been rather a hero of mine; I mean since the years of discretion.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _May_ 21_st_.
+
+And here I am back again on p. 85! the last chapter demanding an entire
+revision, which accordingly it is to get. And where my mail is to come
+in, God knows! This forced, violent, alembicated style is most abhorrent
+to me; it can’t be helped; the note was struck years ago on the _Janet
+Nicoll_, and has to be maintained somehow; and I can only hope the
+intrinsic horror and pathos, and a kind of fierce glow of colour there is
+to it, and the surely remarkable wealth of striking incident, may guide
+our little shallop into port. If Gordon Browne is to get it, he should
+see the Brassey photographs of Papeete. But mind, the three waifs were
+never in the town; only on the beach and in the calaboose. By George,
+but it’s a good thing to illustrate for a man like that! Fanny is all
+right again. False alarm! I was down yesterday afternoon at Paupata,
+and heard much growling of war, and the delightful news that the C. J.
+and the President are going to run away from Mulinuu and take refuge in
+the Tivoli hotel.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 23_rd_. _Mail day_.
+
+And lots of pleasures before me, no doubt! Among others the attempt to
+extract an answer from—before mail time, which may succeed or may not.
+
+_The Ebb Tide_, all but (I take it) fifteen pages, is now in your
+hands—possibly only about eleven pp. It is hard to say. But there it
+is, and you can do your best with it. Personally, I believe I would in
+this case make even a sacrifice to get Gordon Browne and copious
+illustration. I guess in ten days I shall have finished with it; then I
+go next to _D. Balfour_, and get the proofs ready: a nasty job for me, as
+you know. And then? Well, perhaps I’ll take a go at the family history.
+I think that will be wise, as I am so much off work. And then, I
+suppose, _Weir of Hermiston_, but it may be anything. I am discontented
+with _The Ebb Tide_, naturally; there seems such a veil of words over it;
+and I like more and more naked writing; and yet sometimes one has a
+longing for full colour and there comes the veil again. _The Young
+Chevalier_ is in very full colour, and I fear it for that reason.—Ever,
+
+ R. L S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX
+
+
+ 29_th_ _May_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Still grinding at Chap. XI. I began many days ago on p.
+93, and am still on p. 93, which is exhilarating, but the thing takes
+shape all the same and should make a pretty lively chapter for an end of
+it. For XII. is only a footnote _ad explicandum_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _June the_ 1_st_.
+
+Back on p. 93. I was on 100 yesterday, but read it over and condemned
+it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 10 _a.m._
+
+I have worked up again to 97, but how? The deuce fly away with
+literature, for the basest sport in creation. But it’s got to come
+straight! and if possible, so that I may finish _D. Balfour_ in time for
+the same mail. What a getting upstairs! This is Flaubert outdone.
+Belle, Graham, and Lloyd leave to-day on a malaga down the coast; to be
+absent a week or so: this leaves Fanny, me, and —, who seems a nice,
+kindly fellow.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _June_ 2_nd_.
+
+I am nearly dead with dyspepsia, over-smoking, and unremunerative
+overwork. Last night, I went to bed by seven; woke up again about ten
+for a minute to find myself light-headed and altogether off my legs; went
+to sleep again, and woke this morning fairly fit. I have crippled on to
+p. 101, but I haven’t read it yet, so do not boast. What kills me is the
+frame of mind of one of the characters; I cannot get it through. Of
+course that does not interfere with my total inability to write; so that
+yesterday I was a living half-hour upon a single clause and have a
+gallery of variants that would surprise you. And this sort of trouble
+(which I cannot avoid) unfortunately produces nothing when done but
+alembication and the far-fetched. Well, read it with mercy!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 8 _a.m._
+
+Going to bed. Have read it, and believe the chapter practically done at
+last. But lord! it has been a business.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _July_ 3_rd_, 8.15.
+
+The draft is finished, the end of Chapter II. and the tale, and I have
+only eight pages _wiederzuarbeiten_. This is just a cry of joy in
+passing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 10.30.
+
+Knocked out of time. Did 101 and 102. Alas, no more to-day, as I have
+to go down town to a meeting. Just as well though, as my thumb is about
+done up.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_, _June_ 4_th_.
+
+Now for a little snippet of my life. Yesterday, 12.30, in a heavenly day
+of sun and trade, I mounted my horse and set off. A boy opens my gate
+for me. ‘Sleep and long life! A blessing on your journey,’ says he.
+And I reply ‘Sleep, long life! A blessing on the house!’ Then on, down
+the lime lane, a rugged, narrow, winding way, that seems almost as if it
+was leading you into Lyonesse, and you might see the head and shoulders
+of a giant looking in. At the corner of the road I meet the inspector of
+taxes, and hold a diplomatic interview with him; he wants me to pay taxes
+on the new house; I am informed I should not till next year; and we part,
+_re infecta_, he promising to bring me decisions, I assuring him that, if
+I find any favouritism, he will find me the most recalcitrant tax-payer
+on the island. Then I have a talk with an old servant by the wayside. A
+little further I pass two children coming up. ‘Love!’ say I; ‘are you
+two chiefly-proceeding inland?’ and they say, ‘Love! yes!’ and the
+interesting ceremony is finished. Down to the post office, where I find
+Vitrolles and (Heaven reward you!) the White Book, just arrived per
+_Upolu_, having gone the wrong way round, by Australia; also six copies
+of _Island Nights’ Entertainments_. Some of Weatherall’s illustrations
+are very clever; but O Lord! the lagoon! I did say it was ‘shallow,’
+but, O dear, not so shallow as that a man could stand up in it! I had
+still an hour to wait for my meeting, so Postmaster Davis let me sit down
+in his room and I had a bottle of beer in, and read _A Gentleman of
+France_. Have you seen it coming out in _Longman’s_? My dear Colvin!
+’tis the most exquisite pleasure; a real chivalrous yarn, like the Dumas’
+and yet unlike. Thereafter to the meeting of the five newspaper
+proprietors. Business transacted, I have to gallop home and find the
+boys waiting to be paid at the doorstep.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, 5_th_.
+
+Yesterday, Sunday, the Rev. Dr. Browne, secretary to the Wesleyan
+Mission, and the man who made the war in the Western Islands and was
+tried for his life in Fiji, came up, and we had a long, important talk
+about Samoa. O, if I could only talk to the home men! But what would it
+matter? none of them know, none of them care. If we could only have
+Macgregor here with his schooner, you would hear of no more troubles in
+Samoa. That is what we want; a man that knows and likes the natives,
+_qui paye de sa personne_, and is not afraid of hanging when necessary.
+We don’t want bland Swedish humbugs, and fussy, fostering German barons.
+That way the maelstrom lies, and we shall soon be in it.
+
+I have to-day written 103 and 104, all perfectly wrong, and shall have to
+rewrite them. This tale is devilish, and Chapter XI. the worst of the
+lot. The truth is of course that I am wholly worked out; but it’s nearly
+done, and shall go somehow according to promise. I go against all my
+gods, and say it is _not worth while_ to massacre yourself over the last
+few pages of a rancid yarn, that the reviewers will quite justly tear to
+bits. As for D.B., no hope, I fear, this mail, but we’ll see what the
+afternoon does for me.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 4.15.
+
+Well, it’s done. Those tragic 16 pp. are at last finished, and I have
+put away thirty-two pages of chips, and have spent thirteen days about as
+nearly in Hell as a man could expect to live through. It’s done, and of
+course it ain’t worth while, and who cares? There it is, and about as
+grim a tale as was ever written, and as grimy, and as hateful.
+
+ SACRED
+ TO THE MEMORY
+
+ OF
+
+ J. L. HUISH,
+
+ BORN 1856, AT HACKNEY,
+
+ LONDON,
+
+ Accidentally killed upon this
+
+ Island,
+
+ 10th September, 1889.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_, 6.
+
+I am exulting to do nothing. It pours with rain from the westward, very
+unusual kind of weather; I was standing out on the little verandah in
+front of my room this morning, and there went through me or over me a
+wave of extraordinary and apparently baseless emotion. I literally
+staggered. And then the explanation came, and I knew I had found a frame
+of mind and body that belonged to Scotland, and particularly to the
+neighbourhood of Callander. Very odd these identities of sensation, and
+the world of connotations implied; highland huts, and peat smoke, and the
+brown, swirling rivers, and wet clothes, and whiskey, and the romance of
+the past, and that indescribable bite of the whole thing at a man’s
+heart, which is—or rather lies at the bottom of—a story.
+
+I don’t know if you are a Barbey d’Aurévilly-an. I am. I have a great
+delight in his Norman stories. Do you know the _Chevalier des Touches_
+and _L’Ensorcelée_? They are admirable, they reek of the soil and the
+past. But I was rather thinking just now of _Le Rideau Cramoisi_, and
+its adorable setting of the stopped coach, the dark street, the
+home-going in the inn yard, and the red blind illuminated. Without
+doubt, _there_ was an identity of sensation; one of those conjunctions in
+life that had filled Barbey full to the brim, and permanently bent his
+memory.
+
+I wonder exceedingly if I have done anything at all good; and who can
+tell me? and why should I wish to know? In so little a while, I, and the
+English language, and the bones of my descendants, will have ceased to be
+a memory! And yet—and yet—one would like to leave an image for a few
+years upon men’s minds—for fun. This is a very dark frame of mind,
+consequent on overwork and the conclusion of the excruciating _Ebb Tide_.
+Adieu.
+
+What do you suppose should be done with _The Ebb Tide_? It would make a
+volume of 200 pp.; on the other hand, I might likely have some more
+stories soon: _The Owl_, _Death in the Pot_, _The Sleeper Awakened_; all
+these are possible. _The Owl_ might be half as long; _The Sleeper
+Awakened_, ditto; _Death in the Pot_ a deal shorter, I believe. Then
+there’s the _Go-Between_, which is not impossible altogether. _The Owl_,
+_The Sleeper Awakened_, and the _Go-Between_ end reasonably well; _Death
+in the Pot_ is an ungodly massacre. O, well, _The Owl_ only ends well in
+so far as some lovers come together, and nobody is killed at the moment,
+but you know they are all doomed, they are Chouan fellows.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_, 9_th_.
+
+Well, the mail is in; no Blue-book, depressing letter from C.; a long,
+amusing ramble from my mother; vast masses of Romeike; they _are_ going
+to war now; and what will that lead to? and what has driven, them to it
+but the persistent misconduct of these two officials? I know I ought to
+rewrite the end of this bluidy _Ebb Tide_: well, I can’t. _Cest plus
+fort que moi_; it has to go the way it is, and be jowned to it! From
+what I make out of the reviews, I think it would be better not to
+republish _The Ebb Tide_: but keep it for other tales, if they should
+turn up. Very amusing how the reviews pick out one story and damn the
+rest I and it is always a different one. Be sure you send me the article
+from _Le Temps_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Saturday_, 17_th_.
+
+Since I wrote this last, I have written a whole chapter of my
+grandfather, and read it to-night; it was on the whole much appreciated,
+and I kind of hope it ain’t bad myself. ’Tis a third writing, but it
+wants a fourth. By next mail, I believe I might send you 3 chapters.
+That is to say _Family Annals_, _The Service of the Northern Lights_, and
+_The Building of the Bell Rock_. Possibly even 4—_A Houseful of Boys_.
+I could finish my grandfather very easy now; my father and Uncle Alan
+stop the way. I propose to call the book: _Northern Lights_: _Memoirs of
+a Family of Engineers_. I tell you, it is going to be a good book. My
+idea in sending Ms. would be to get it set up; two proofs to me, one to
+Professor Swan, Ardchapel, Helensburgh—mark it private and
+confidential—one to yourself; and come on with criticisms! But I’ll have
+to see. The total plan of the book is this—
+
+ I. Domestic Annals.
+ II. The Service of the Northern Lights.
+ III. The Building of the Bell Rock.
+ IV. A Houseful of Boys (or, the Family in Baxter’s Place).
+ V. Education of an Engineer.
+ VI. The Grandfather.
+ VII. Alan Stevenson.
+ VIII. Thomas Stevenson.
+
+There will be an Introduction ‘The Surname of Stevenson’ which has proved
+a mighty queer subject of inquiry. But, Lord! if I were among libraries.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_, 18_th_.
+
+I shall put in this envelope the end of the ever-to-be-execrated _Ebb
+Tide_, or Stevenson’s Blooming Error. Also, a paper apart for _David
+Balfour_. The slips must go in another enclosure, I suspect, owing to
+their beastly bulk. Anyway, there are two pieces of work off my mind,
+and though I could wish I had rewritten a little more of _David_, yet it
+was plainly to be seen it was impossible. All the points indicated by
+you have been brought out; but to rewrite the end, in my present state of
+over-exhaustion and fiction—phobia, would have been madness; and I let it
+go as it stood. My grandfather is good enough for me, these days. I do
+not work any less; on the whole, if anything, a little more. But it is
+different.
+
+The slips go to you in four packets; I hope they are what they should be,
+but do not think so. I am at a pitch of discontent with fiction in all
+its form—or my forms—that prevents me being able to be even interested.
+I have had to stop all drink; smoking I am trying to stop also. It
+annoys me dreadfully: and yet if I take a glass of claret,—I have a
+headache the next day! O, and a good headache too; none of your trifles.
+
+Well, sir, here’s to you, and farewell.—Yours ever.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI
+
+
+ _Saturday_, 24_th_ (?) _June_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN—Yesterday morning, after a day of absolute temperance, I
+awoke to the worst headache I had had yet. Accordingly, temperance was
+said farewell to, quinine instituted, and I believe my pains are soon to
+be over. We wait, with a kind of sighing impatience, for war to be
+declared, or to blow finally off, living in the meanwhile in a kind of
+children’s hour of firelight and shadow and preposterous tales; the king
+seen at night galloping up our road upon unknown errands and covering his
+face as he passes our cook; Mataafa daily surrounded (when he awakes)
+with fresh ‘white man’s boxes’ (query, ammunition?) and professing to be
+quite ignorant of where they come from; marches of bodies of men across
+the island; concealment of ditto in the bush; the coming on and off of
+different chiefs; and such a mass of ravelment and rag-tag as the devil
+himself could not unwind.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_, 28_th_ _June_.
+
+Yesterday it rained with but little intermission, but I was jealous of
+news. Graham and I got into the saddle about 1 o’clock and off down to
+town. In town, there was nothing but rumours going; in the night drums
+had been beat, the men had run to arms on Mulinuu from as far as Vaiala,
+and the alarm proved false. There were no signs of any gathering in Apia
+proper, and the Secretary of State had no news to give. I believed him,
+too, for we are brither Scots. Then the temptation came upon me strong
+to go on to the ford and see the Mataafa villages, where we heard there
+was more afoot. Off we rode. When we came to Vaimusu, the houses were
+very full of men, but all seemingly unarmed. Immediately beyond is that
+river over which we passed in our scamper with Lady Jersey; it was all
+solitary. Three hundred yards beyond is a second ford; and there—I came
+face to face with war. Under the trees on the further bank sat a picket
+of seven men with Winchesters; their faces bright, their eyes ardent. As
+we came up, they did not speak or move; only their eyes followed us. The
+horses drank, and we passed the ford. ‘Talofa!’ I said, and the
+commandant of the picket said ‘Talofa’; and then, when we were almost by,
+remembered himself and asked where we were going. ‘To Faamuina,’ I said,
+and we rode on. Every house by the wayside was crowded with armed men.
+There was the European house of a Chinaman on the right-hand side: a flag
+of truce flying over the gate—indeed we saw three of these in what little
+way we penetrated into Mataafa’s lines—all the foreigners trying to
+protect their goods; and the Chinaman’s verandah overflowed with men and
+girls and Winchesters. By the way we met a party of about ten or a dozen
+marching with their guns and cartridge-belts, and the cheerful alacrity
+and brightness of their looks set my head turning with envy and sympathy.
+Arrived at Vaiusu, the houses about the _malae_ (village green) were
+thronged with men, all armed. On the outside of the council-house (which
+was all full within) there stood an orator; he had his back turned to his
+audience, and seemed to address the world at large; all the time we were
+there his strong voice continued unabated, and I heard snatches of
+political wisdom rising and falling.
+
+The house of Faamuina stands on a knoll in the _malae_. Thither we
+mounted, a boy ran out and took our horses, and we went in. Faamuina was
+there himself, his wife Pelepa, three other chiefs, and some attendants;
+and here again was this exulting spectacle as of people on their marriage
+day. Faamuina (when I last saw him) was an elderly, limping gentleman,
+with much of the debility of age; it was a bright-eyed boy that greeted
+me; the lady was no less excited; all had cartridge-belts. We stayed but
+a little while to smoke a sului; I would not have kava made, as I thought
+my escapade was already dangerous (perhaps even blameworthy) enough. On
+the way back, we were much greeted, and on coming to the ford, the
+commandant came and asked me if there were many on the other side. ‘Very
+many,’ said I; not that I knew, but I would not lead them on the ice.
+‘That is well!’ said he, and the little picket laughed aloud as we
+splashed into the river. We returned to Apia, through Apia, and out to
+windward as far as Vaiala, where the word went that the men of the
+Vaimauga had assembled. We met two boys carrying pigs, and saw six young
+men busy cooking in a cook-house; but no sign of an assembly; no arms, no
+blackened faces. I forgot! As we turned to leave Faamuina’s, there ran
+forward a man with his face blackened, and the back of his lava-lava
+girded up so as to show his tattooed hips naked; he leaped before us, cut
+a wonderful caper, and flung his knife high in the air, and caught it.
+It was strangely savage and fantastic and high-spirited. I have seen a
+child doing the same antics long before in a dance, so that it is plainly
+an _accepted solemnity_. I should say that for weeks the children have
+been playing with spears. Up by the plantation I took a short cut, which
+shall never be repeated, through grass and weeds over the horses’ heads
+and among rolling stones; I thought we should have left a horse there,
+but fortune favoured us. So home, a little before six, in a dashing
+squall of rain, to a bowl of kava and dinner. But the impression on our
+minds was extraordinary; the sight of that picket at the ford, and those
+ardent, happy faces whirls in my head; the old aboriginal awoke in both
+of us and knickered like a stallion.
+
+It is dreadful to think that I must sit apart here and do nothing; I do
+not know if I can stand it out. But you see, I may be of use to these
+poor people, if I keep quiet, and if I threw myself in, I should have a
+bad job of it to save myself. There; I have written this to you; and it
+is still but 7.30 in the day, and the sun only about one hour up; can I
+go back to my old grandpapa, and men sitting with Winchesters in my
+mind’s eye? No; war is a huge _entraînement_; there is no other
+temptation to be compared to it, not one. We were all wet, we had been
+about five hours in the saddle, mostly riding hard; and we came home like
+schoolboys, with such a lightness of spirits, and I am sure such a
+brightness of eye, as you could have lit a candle at!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Thursday_ 29_th_.
+
+I had two priests to luncheon yesterday: the Bishop and Père Rémy. They
+were very pleasant, and quite clean too, which has been known sometimes
+not to be—even with bishops. Monseigneur is not unimposing; with his
+white beard and his violet girdle he looks splendidly episcopal, and when
+our three waiting lads came up one after another and kneeled before him
+in the big hall, and kissed his ring, it did me good for a piece of
+pageantry. Rémy is very engaging; he is a little, nervous, eager man,
+like a governess, and brimful of laughter and small jokes. So is the
+bishop indeed, and our luncheon party went off merrily—far more merrily
+than many a German spread, though with so much less liquor. One trait
+was delicious. With a complete ignorance of the Protestant that I would
+scarce have imagined, he related to us (as news) little stories from the
+gospels, and got the names all wrong! His comments were delicious, and
+to our ears a thought irreverent. ‘_Ah_! _il connaissait son monde_,
+_allez_!’ ‘_Il était fin_, _notre Seigneur_!’ etc.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Friday_.
+
+Down with Fanny and Belle, to lunch at the International. Heard there
+about the huge folly of the hour, all the Mulinuu ammunition having been
+yesterday marched openly to vaults in Matafele; and this morning, on a
+cry of protest from the whites, openly and humiliatingly disinterred and
+marched back again. People spoke of it with a kind of shrill note that
+did not quite satisfy me. They seemed not quite well at ease. Luncheon
+over, we rode out on the Malie road. All was quiet in Vaiusu, and when
+we got to the second ford, alas! there was no picket—which was just what
+Belle had come to sketch. On through quite empty roads; the houses
+deserted, never a gun to be seen; and at last a drum and a penny whistle
+playing in Vaiusu, and a cricket match on the _malae_! Went up to
+Faamuina’s; he is a trifle uneasy, though he gives us kava. I cannot see
+what ails him, then it appears that he has an engagement with the Chief
+Justice at half-past two to sell a piece of land. Is this the reason why
+war has disappeared? We ride back, stopping to sketch here and there the
+fords, a flag of truce, etc. I ride on to Public Hall Committee and pass
+an hour with my committees very heavily. To the hotel to dinner, then to
+the ball, and home by eleven, very tired. At the ball I heard some news,
+of how the chief of Letonu said that I was the source of all this
+trouble, and should be punished, and my family as well. This, and the
+rudeness of the man at the ford of the Gase-gase, looks but ill; I should
+have said that Faamuina, as he approached the first ford, was spoken to
+by a girl, and immediately said goodbye and plunged into the bush; the
+girl had told him there was a war party out from Mulinuu; and a little
+further on, as we stopped to sketch a flag of truce, the beating of drums
+and the sound of a bugle from that direction startled us. But we saw
+nothing, and I believe Mulinuu is (at least at present) incapable of any
+act of offence. One good job, these threats to my home and family take
+away all my childish temptation to go out and fight. Our force must be
+here, to protect ourselves. I see panic rising among the whites; I hear
+the shrill note of it in their voices, and they talk already about a
+refuge on the war ships. There are two here, both German; and the
+_Orlando_ is expected presently.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday_ 9_th_ _July_.
+
+Well, the war has at last begun. For four or five days, Apia has been
+filled by these poor children with their faces blacked, and the red
+handkerchief about their brows, that makes the Malietoa uniform, and the
+boats have been coming in from the windward, some of them 50 strong, with
+a drum and a bugle on board—the bugle always ill-played—and a sort of
+jester leaping and capering on the sparred nose of the boat, and the
+whole crew uttering from time to time a kind of menacing ululation.
+Friday they marched out to the bush; and yesterday morning we heard that
+some had returned to their houses for the night, as they found it ‘so
+uncomfortable.’ After dinner a messenger came up to me with a note, that
+the wounded were arriving at the Mission House. Fanny, Lloyd and I
+saddled and rode off with a lantern; it was a fine starry night, though
+pretty cold. We left the lantern at Tanuga-manono, and then down in the
+starlight. I found Apia, and myself, in a strange state of flusteration;
+my own excitement was gloomy and (I may say) truculent; others appeared
+imbecile; some sullen. The best place in the whole town was the
+hospital. A longish frame-house it was, with a big table in the middle
+for operations, and ten Samoans, each with an average of four
+sympathisers, stretched along the walls. Clarke was there, steady as a
+die; Miss Large, little spectacled angel, showed herself a real trump;
+the nice, clean, German orderlies in their white uniforms looked and
+meant business. (I hear a fine story of Miss Large—a cast-iron
+teetotaller—going to the public-house for a bottle of brandy.)
+
+The doctors were not there when I arrived; but presently it was observed
+that one of the men was going cold. He was a magnificent Samoan, very
+dark, with a noble aquiline countenance, like an Arab, I suppose, and was
+surrounded by seven people, fondling his limbs as he lay: he was shot
+through both lungs. And an orderly was sent to the town for the (German
+naval) doctors, who were dining there. Meantime I found an errand of my
+own. Both Clarke and Miss Large expressed a wish to have the public
+hall, of which I am chairman, and I set off down town, and woke people
+out of their beds, and got a committee together, and (with a great deal
+of difficulty from one man, whom we finally overwhelmed) got the public
+hall for them. Bar the one man, the committee was splendid, and agreed
+in a moment to share the expense if the shareholders object. Back to the
+hospital about 11.30; found the German doctors there. Two men were going
+now, one that was shot in the bowels—he was dying rather hard, in a
+gloomy stupor of pain and laudanum, silent, with contorted face. The
+chief, shot through the lungs, was lying on one side, awaiting the last
+angel; his family held his hands and legs; they were all speechless, only
+one woman suddenly clasped his knee, and ‘keened’ for the inside of five
+seconds, and fell silent again. Went home, and to bed about two A.M.
+What actually passed seems undiscoverable; but the Mataafas were surely
+driven back out of Vaitele; that is a blow to them, and the resistance
+was far greater than had been anticipated—which is a blow to the
+Laupepas. All seems to indicate a long and bloody war.
+
+Frank’s house in Mulinuu was likewise filled with wounded; many dead
+bodies were brought in; I hear with certainty of five, wrapped in mats;
+and a pastor goes to-morrow to the field to bring others. The Laupepas
+brought in eleven heads to Mulinuu, and to the great horror and
+consternation of the native mind, one proved to be a girl, and was
+identified as that of a Taupou—or Maid of the Village—from Savaii. I
+hear this morning, with great relief, that it has been returned to Malie,
+wrapped in the most costly silk handkerchiefs, and with an apologetic
+embassy. This could easily happen. The girl was of course attending on
+her father with ammunition, and got shot; her hair was cut short to make
+her father’s war head-dress—even as our own Sina’s is at this moment; and
+the decollator was probably, in his red flurry of fight, wholly
+unconscious of her sex. I am sorry for him in the future; he must make
+up his mind to many bitter jests—perhaps to vengeance. But what an end
+to one chosen for her beauty and, in the time of peace, watched over by
+trusty crones and hunchbacks!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Evening_.
+
+Can I write or not? I played lawn tennis in the morning, and after lunch
+down with Graham to Apia. Ulu, he that was shot in the lungs, still
+lives; he that was shot in the bowels is gone to his fathers, poor,
+fierce child! I was able to be of some very small help, and in the way
+of helping myself to information, to prove myself a mere gazer at
+meteors. But there seems no doubt the Mataafas for the time are
+scattered; the most of our friends are involved in this disaster, and
+Mataafa himself—who might have swept the islands a few months ago—for him
+to fall so poorly, doubles my regret. They say the Taupou had a gun and
+fired; probably an excuse manufactured _ex post facto_. I go down
+to-morrow at 12, to stay the afternoon, and help Miss Large. In the
+hospital to-day, when I first entered it, there were no attendants; only
+the wounded and their friends, all equally sleeping and their heads
+poised upon the wooden pillows. There is a pretty enough boy there,
+slightly wounded, whose fate is to be envied: two girls, and one of the
+most beautiful, with beaming eyes, tend him and sleep upon his pillow.
+In the other corner, another young man, very patient and brave, lies
+wholly deserted. Yet he seems to me far the better of the two; but not
+so pretty! Heavens, what a difference that makes; in our not very well
+proportioned bodies and our finely hideous faces, the 1-32nd—rather the
+1-64th—this way or that! Sixteen heads in all at Mulinuu. I am so stiff
+I can scarce move without a howl.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, 10_th_.
+
+Some news that Mataafa is gone to Savaii by way of Manono; this may mean
+a great deal more warfaring, and no great issue. (When Sosimo came in
+this morning with my breakfast he had to lift me up. It is no joke to
+play lawn tennis after carrying your right arm in a sling so many years.)
+What a hard, unjust business this is! On the 28th, if Mataafa had moved,
+he could have still swept Mulinuu. He waited, and I fear he is now only
+the stick of a rocket.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_, 12_th_.
+
+No more political news; but many rumours. The government troops are off
+to Manono; no word of Mataafa. O, there is a passage in my mother’s
+letter which puzzles me as to a date. Is it next Christmas you are
+coming? or the Christmas after? This is most important, and must be
+understood at once. If it is next Christmas, I could not go to Ceylon,
+for lack of gold, and you would have to adopt one of the following
+alternatives: 1st, either come straight on here and pass a month with us;
+’tis the rainy season, but we have often lovely weather. Or (2nd) come
+to Hawaii and I will meet you there. Hawaii is only a week’s sail from
+S. Francisco, making only about sixteen days on the heaving ocean; and
+the steamers run once a fortnight, so that you could turn round; and you
+could thus pass a day or two in the States—a fortnight even—and still see
+me. But I have sworn to take no further excursions till I have money
+saved to pay for them; and to go to Ceylon and back would be torture
+unless I had a lot. You must answer this at once, please; so that I may
+know what to do. We would dearly like you to come on here. I’ll tell
+you how it can be done; I can come up and meet you at Hawaii, and if you
+had at all got over your sea-sickness, I could just come on board and we
+could return together to Samoa, and you could have a month of our life
+here, which I believe you could not help liking. Our horses are the
+devil, of course, miserable screws, and some of them a little vicious. I
+had a dreadful fright—the passage in my mother’s letter is recrossed and
+I see it says the end of /94: so much the better, then; but I would like
+to submit to you my alternative plan. I could meet you at Hawaii, and
+reconduct you to Hawaii, so that we could have a full six weeks together
+and I believe a little over, and you would see this place of mine, and
+have a sniff of native life, native foods, native houses—and perhaps be
+in time to see the German flag raised, who knows?—and we could generally
+yarn for all we were worth. I should like you to see Vailima; and I
+should be curious to know how the climate affected you. It is quite hit
+or miss; it suits me, it suits Graham, it suits all our family; others it
+does not suit at all. It is either gold or poison. I rise at six, the
+rest at seven; lunch is at 12; at five we go to lawn tennis till dinner
+at six; and to roost early.
+
+A man brought in a head to Mulinuu in great glory; they washed the black
+paint off, and behold! it was his brother. When I last heard he was
+sitting in his house, with the head upon his lap, and weeping. Barbarous
+war is an ugly business; but I believe the civilised is fully uglier; but
+Lord! what fun!
+
+I should say we now have definite news that there are _three_ women’s
+heads; it was difficult to get it out of the natives, who are all
+ashamed, and the women all in terror of reprisals. Nothing has been done
+to punish or disgrace these hateful innovators. It was a false report
+that the head had been returned.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Thursday_, 13_th_.
+
+Mataafa driven away from Savaii. I cannot write about this, and do not
+know what should be the end of it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, 17_th_.
+
+Haggard and Ahrens (a German clerk) to lunch yesterday. There is no real
+certain news yet: I must say, no man could _swear_ to any result; but the
+sky looks horribly black for Mataafa and so many of our friends along
+with him. The thing has an abominable, a beastly, nightmare interest.
+But it’s wonderful generally how little one cares about the wounded;
+hospital sights, etc.; things that used to murder me. I was far more
+struck with the excellent way in which things were managed; as if it had
+been a peep-show; I held some of the things at an operation, and did not
+care a dump.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_, 18_th_.
+
+Sunday came the _Katoomba_, Captain Bickford, C.M.G. Yesterday, Graham
+and I went down to call, and find he has orders to suppress Mataafa at
+once, and has to go down to-day before daybreak to Manono. He is a very
+capable, energetic man; if he had only come ten days ago, all this would
+have gone by; but now the questions are thick and difficult. (1) Will
+Mataafa surrender? (2) Will his people allow themselves to be disarmed?
+(3) What will happen to them if they do? (4) What will any of them
+believe after former deceptions? The three consuls were scampering on
+horseback to Leulumoega to the King; no Cusack-Smith, without whose
+accession I could not send a letter to Mataafa. I rode up here, wrote my
+letter in the sweat of the concordance and with the able-bodied help of
+Lloyd—and dined. Then down in continual showers and pitchy darkness, and
+to Cusack-Smith’s; not re-returned. Back to the inn for my horse, and to
+C.-S.’s, when I find him just returned and he accepts my letter. Thence
+home, by 12.30, jolly tired and wet. And to-day have been in a
+crispation of energy and ill-temper, raking my wretched mail together.
+It is a hateful business, waiting for the news; it may come to a fearful
+massacre yet.—Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII
+
+
+ _August_, 1893.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Quite impossible to write. Your letter is due to-day; a
+nasty, rainy-like morning with huge blue clouds, and a huge indigo shadow
+on the sea, and my lamp still burning at near 7. Let me humbly give you
+news. Fanny seems on the whole the most, or the only, powerful member of
+the family; for some days she has been the Flower of the Flock. Belle is
+begging for quinine. Lloyd and Graham have both been down with ‘belly
+belong him’ (Black Boy speech). As for me, I have to lay aside my lawn
+tennis, having (as was to be expected) had a smart but eminently brief
+hemorrhage. I am also on the quinine flask. I have been re-casting the
+beginning of the _Hanging Judge_ or _Weir of Hermiston_; then I have been
+cobbling on my grandfather, whose last chapter (there are only to be
+four) is in the form of pieces of paper, a huge welter of inconsequence,
+and that glimmer of faith (or hope) which one learns at this trade, that
+somehow and some time, by perpetual staring and glowering and rewriting,
+order will emerge. It is indeed a queer hope; there is one piece for
+instance that I want in—I cannot put it one place for a good reason—I
+cannot put it another for a better—and every time I look at it, I turn
+sick and put the MS. away.
+
+Well, your letter hasn’t come, and a number of others are missing. It
+looks as if a mail-bag had gone on, so I’ll blame nobody, and proceed to
+business.
+
+It looks as if I was going to send you the first three chapters of my
+Grandfather. . . . If they were set up, it would be that much anxiety
+off my mind. I have a strange feeling of responsibility, as if I had my
+ancestors’ _souls_ in my charge, and might miscarry with them.
+
+There’s a lot of work gone into it, and a lot more is needed. Still
+Chapter I. seems about right to me, and much of Chapter II. Chapter III.
+I know nothing of, as I told you. And Chapter IV. is at present all ends
+and beginnings; but it can be pulled together.
+
+This is all I have been able to screw up to you for this month, and I may
+add that it is not only more than you deserve, but just about more than I
+was equal to. I have been and am entirely useless; just able to tinker
+at my Grandfather. The three chapters—perhaps also a little of the
+fourth—will come home to you next mail by the hand of my cousin Graham
+Balfour, a very nice fellow whom I recommend to you warmly—and whom I
+think you will like. This will give you time to consider my various and
+distracted schemes.
+
+All our wars are over in the meantime, to begin again as soon as the
+war-ships leave. Adieu.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+
+ 23_rd_ _August_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Your pleasing letter _re The Ebb Tide_, to hand. I
+propose, if it be not too late, to delete Lloyd’s name. He has nothing
+to do with the last half. The first we wrote together, as the beginning
+of a long yarn. The second is entirely mine; and I think it rather
+unfair on the young man to couple his name with so infamous a work.
+Above all, as you had not read the two last chapters, which seem to me
+the most ugly and cynical of all.
+
+You will see that I am not in a good humour; and I am not. It is not
+because of your letter, but because of the complicated miseries that
+surround me and that I choose to say nothing of. Life is not all Beer
+and Skittles. The inherent tragedy of things works itself out from white
+to black and blacker, and the poor things of a day look ruefully on.
+Does it shake my cast-iron faith? I cannot say it does. I believe in an
+ultimate decency of things; ay, and if I woke in hell, should still
+believe it! But it is hard walking, and I can see my own share in the
+missteps, and can bow my head to the result, like an old, stern, unhappy
+devil of a Norseman, as my ultimate character is. . . .
+
+Well, _il faut cultiver son jardin_. That last expression of poor,
+unhappy human wisdom I take to my heart and go to _St. Ives_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 24th _Aug._
+
+And did, and worked about 2 hours and got to sleep ultimately and ‘a’ the
+clouds has blawn away.’ ‘Be sure we’ll have some pleisand weather, When
+a’ the clouds (storms?) has blawn (gone?) away.’ Verses that have a
+quite inexplicable attraction for me, and I believe had for Burns. They
+have no merit, but are somehow good. I am now in a most excellent
+humour.
+
+I am deep in _St. Ives_ which, I believe, will be the next novel done.
+But it is to be clearly understood that I promise nothing, and may throw
+in your face the very last thing you expect—or I expect. _St. Ives_ will
+(to my mind) not be wholly bad. It is written in rather a funny style; a
+little stilted and left-handed; the style of St. Ives; also, to some
+extent, the style of R. L. S. dictating. _St. Ives_ is unintellectual
+and except as an adventure novel, dull. But the adventures seem to me
+sound and pretty probable; and it is a love story. Speed his wings!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sunday night_.
+
+_De cœur un peu plus dispos_, _monsieur et cher confrère_, _je me remets
+à vous écrire_. _St. Ives_ is now in the 5th chapter copying; in the
+14th chapter of the dictated draft. I do not believe I shall end by
+disliking it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_.
+
+Well, here goes again for the news. Fanny is _very well_ indeed, and in
+good spirits; I am in good spirits but not _very_ well; Lloyd is in good
+spirits and very well; Belle has a real good fever which has put her pipe
+out wholly. Graham goes back this mail. He takes with him three
+chapters of _The Family_, and is to go to you as soon as he can. He
+cannot be much the master of his movements, but you grip him when you can
+and get all you can from him, as he has lived about six months with us
+and he can tell you just what is true and what is not—and not the dreams
+of dear old Ross. He is a good fellow, is he not?
+
+Since you rather revise your views of _The Ebb Tide_, I think Lloyd’s
+name might stick, but I’ll leave it to you. I’ll tell you just how it
+stands. Up to the discovery of the champagne, the tale was all planned
+between us and drafted by Lloyd; from that moment he has had nothing to
+do with it except talking it over. For we changed our plan, gave up the
+projected Monte Cristo, and cut it down for a short story. My
+jmpression—(I beg your pardon—this is a local joke—a firm here had on its
+beer labels, ‘sole jmporters’)—is that it will never be popular, but
+might make a little _succès de scandale_. However, I’m done with it now,
+and not sorry, and the crowd may rave and mumble its bones for what I
+care.
+
+Hole essential. I am sorry about the maps; but I want ’em for next
+edition, so see and have proofs sent. You are quite right about the
+bottle and the great Huish, I must try to make it clear. No, I will not
+write a play for Irving nor for the devil. Can you not see that the work
+of _falsification_ which a play demands is of all tasks the most
+ungrateful? And I have done it a long while—and nothing ever came of it.
+
+Consider my new proposal, I mean Honolulu. You would get the Atlantic
+and the Rocky Mountains, would you not? for bracing. And so much less
+sea! And then you could actually see Vailima, which I _would_ like you
+to, for it’s beautiful and my home and tomb that is to be; though it’s a
+wrench not to be planted in Scotland—that I can never deny—if I could
+only be buried in the hills, under the heather and a table tombstone like
+the martyrs, where the whaups and plovers are crying! Did you see a man
+who wrote the _Stickit Minister_, and dedicated it to me, in words that
+brought the tears to my eyes every time I looked at them, ‘Where about
+the graves of the martyrs the whaups are crying. _His_ heart remembers
+how.’ Ah, by God, it does! Singular that I should fulfil the Scots
+destiny throughout, and live a voluntary exile, and have my head filled
+with the blessed, beastly place all the time!
+
+And now a word as regards the delusions of the dear Ross, who remembers,
+I believe, my letters and Fanny’s when we were first installed, and were
+really hoeing a hard row. We have salad, beans, cabbages, tomatoes,
+asparagus, kohl-rabi, oranges, limes, barbadines, pine-apples, Cape
+gooseberries—galore; pints of milk and cream; fresh meat five days a
+week. It is the rarest thing for any of us to touch a tin; and the
+gnashing of teeth when it has to be done is dreadful—for no one who has
+not lived on them for six months knows what the Hatred of the Tin is. As
+for exposure, my weakness is certainly the reverse; I am sometimes a
+month without leaving the verandah—for my sins, be it said! Doubtless,
+when I go about and, as the Doctor says, ‘expose myself to malaria,’ I am
+in far better health; and I would do so more too—for I do not mean to be
+silly—but the difficulties are great. However, you see how much the dear
+Doctor knows of my diet and habits! Malaria practically does not exist
+in these islands; it is a negligeable quantity. What really bothers us a
+little is the mosquito affair—the so-called elephantiasis—ask Ross about
+it. A real romance of natural history, _quoi_!
+
+Hi! stop! you say _The Ebb Tide_ is the ‘working out of an artistic
+problem of a kind.’ Well, I should just bet it was! You don’t like
+Attwater. But look at my three rogues; they’re all there, I’ll go bail.
+Three types of the bad man, the weak man, and the strong man with a
+weakness, that are gone through and lived out.
+
+Yes, of course I was sorry for Mataafa, but a good deal sorrier and
+angrier about the mismanagement of all the white officials. I cannot
+bear to write about that. Manono all destroyed, one house standing in
+Apolima, the women stripped, the prisoners beaten with whips—and the
+women’s heads taken—all under white auspices. And for upshot and result
+of so much shame to the white powers—Tamasese already conspiring! as I
+knew and preached in vain must be the case! Well, well, it is no fun to
+meddle in politics!
+
+I suppose you’re right about Simon. But it is Symon throughout in that
+blessed little volume my father bought for me in Inverness in the year of
+grace ’81, I believe—the trial of James Stewart, with the Jacobite
+pamphlet and the dying speech appended—out of which the whole of Davie
+has already been begotten, and which I felt it a kind of loyalty to
+follow. I really ought to have it bound in velvet and gold, if I had any
+gratitude! and the best of the lark is, that the name of David Balfour is
+not anywhere within the bounds of it.
+
+A pretty curious instance of the genesis of a book. I am delighted at
+your good word for _David_; I believe the two together make up much the
+best of my work and perhaps of what is in me. I am not ashamed of them,
+at least. There is one hitch; instead of three hours between the two
+parts, I fear there have passed three years over Davie’s character; but
+do not tell anybody; see if they can find it out for themselves; and no
+doubt his experiences in _Kidnapped_ would go far to form him. I would
+like a copy to go to G. Meredith.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Wednesday_.
+
+Well, here is a new move. It is likely I may start with Graham next week
+and go to Honolulu to meet the other steamer and return: I do believe a
+fortnight at sea would do me good; yet I am not yet certain. The crowded
+_up_-steamer sticks in my throat.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Tuesday_, 12_th_ _Sept._
+
+Yesterday was perhaps the brightest in the annals of Vailima. I got
+leave from Captain Bickford to have the band of the _Katoomba_ come up,
+and they came, fourteen of ’em, with drum, fife, cymbals and bugles, blue
+jackets, white caps, and smiling faces. The house was all decorated with
+scented greenery above and below. We had not only our own nine out-door
+workers, but a contract party that we took on in charity to pay their
+war-fine; the band besides, as it came up the mountain, had collected a
+following of children by the way, and we had a picking of Samoan ladies
+to receive them. Chicken, ham, cake, and fruits were served out with
+coffee and lemonade, and all the afternoon we had rounds of claret negus
+flavoured with rum and limes. They played to us, they danced, they sang,
+they tumbled. Our boys came in the end of the verandah and gave _them_ a
+dance for a while. It was anxious work getting this stopped once it had
+begun, but I knew the band was going on a programme. Finally they gave
+three cheers for Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, shook hands, formed up and marched
+off playing—till a kicking horse in the paddock put their pipes out
+something of the suddenest—we thought the big drum was gone, but Simelé
+flew to the rescue. And so they wound away down the hill with ever
+another call of the bugle, leaving us extinct with fatigue, but perhaps
+the most contented hosts that ever watched the departure of successful
+guests. Simply impossible to tell how well these blue-jackets behaved; a
+most interesting lot of men; this education of boys for the navy is
+making a class, wholly apart—how shall I call them?—a kind of lower-class
+public school boy, well-mannered, fairly intelligent, sentimental as a
+sailor. What is more shall be writ on board ship if anywhere.
+
+Please send _Catriona_ to G. Meredith.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _S. S. Mariposa_.
+
+To-morrow I reach Honolulu. Good-morning to your honour. R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV
+
+
+ _Waikiki_, _Honolulu_, _H. 1._
+ _Oct._ 23rd, 1893.
+
+DEAR COLVIN,—My wife came up on the steamer and we go home together in 2
+days. I am practically all right, only sleepy and tired easily, slept
+yesterday from 11 to 11.45, from 1 to 2.50, went to bed at 8 P.M., and
+with an hour’s interval slept till 6 A.M., close upon 14 hours out of the
+24. We sail to-morrow. I am anxious to get home, though this has been
+an interesting visit, and politics have been curious indeed to study. We
+go to P.P.C. on the ‘Queen’ this morning; poor, recluse lady, _abreuvée
+d’injures qu’elle est_. Had a rather annoying lunch on board the
+American man-of-war, with a member of the P.G. (provincial government);
+and a good deal of anti-royalist talk, which I had to sit out—not only
+for my host’s sake, but my fellow guests. At last, I took the lead and
+changed the conversation.
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+I am being busted here by party named Hutchinson. Seems good.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [_Vailima—November_.]
+
+Home again, and found all well, thank God. I am perfectly well again and
+ruddier than the cherry. Please note that 8000 is not bad for a volume
+of short stories; the _Merry Men_ did a good deal worse; the short story
+never sells. I hope _Catriona_ will do; that is the important. The
+reviews seem mixed and perplexed, and one had the peculiar virtue to make
+me angry. I am in a fair way to expiscate my family history. Fanny and
+I had a lovely voyage down, with our new C. J. and the American Land
+Commissioner, and on the whole, and for these disgusting steamers, a
+pleasant ship’s company. I cannot understand why you don’t take to the
+Hawaii scheme. Do you understand? You cross the Atlantic in six days,
+and go from ’Frisco to Honolulu in seven. Thirteen days at sea _in
+all_.—I have no wish to publish _The Ebb Tide_ as a book, let it wait.
+It will look well in the portfolio. I would like a copy, of course, for
+that end; and to ‘look upon’t again’—which I scarce dare.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ [_Later_.]
+
+This is disgraceful. I have done nothing; neither work nor letters. On
+the Me (May) day, we had a great triumph; our Protestant boys, instead of
+going with their own villages and families, went of their own accord in
+the Vailima uniform; Belle made coats for them on purpose to complete the
+uniform, they having bought the stuff; and they were hailed as they
+marched in as the Tama-ona—the rich man’s children. This is really a
+score; it means that Vailima is publicly taken as a family. Then we had
+my birthday feast a week late, owing to diarrhoea on the proper occasion.
+The feast was laid in the Hall, and was a singular mass of food: 15 pigs,
+100 lbs. beef, 100 lbs. pork, and the fruit and filigree in a proportion.
+We had sixty horse-posts driven in the gate paddock; how many guests I
+cannot guess, perhaps 150. They came between three and four and left
+about seven. Seumanu gave me one of his names; and when my name was
+called at the ava drinking, behold, it was _Au mai taua ma manu-vao_!
+You would scarce recognise me, if you heard me thus referred to!
+
+Two days after, we hired a carriage in Apia, Fanny, Belle, Lloyd and I,
+and drove in great style, with a native outrider, to the prison; a huge
+gift of ava and tobacco under the seats. The prison is now under the
+_pule_ of an Austrian, Captain Wurmbrand, a soldier of fortune in Servia
+and Turkey, a charming, clever, kindly creature, who is adored by ‘_his_
+chiefs’ (as he calls them) meaning _our_ political prisoners. And we
+came into the yard, walled about with tinned iron, and drank ava with the
+prisoners and the captain. It may amuse you to hear how it is proper to
+drink ava. When the cup is handed you, you reach your arm out somewhat
+behind you, and slowly pour a libation, saying with somewhat the manner
+of prayer, ‘_Ia taumafa e le atua_. _Ua matagofie le fésilafaiga nei_.’
+‘Be it (high-chief) partaken of by the God. How (high chief) beautiful
+to view is this (high chief) gathering.’ This pagan practice is very
+queer. I should say that the prison ava was of that not very welcome
+form that we elegantly call spit-ava, but of course there was no escape,
+and it had to be drunk. Fanny and I rode home, and I moralised by the
+way. Could we ever stand Europe again? did she appreciate that if we
+were in London, we should be _actually jostled_ in the street? and there
+was nobody in the whole of Britain who knew how to take ava like a
+gentleman? ’Tis funny to be thus of two civilisations—or, if you like,
+of one civilisation and one barbarism. And, as usual, the barbarism is
+the more engaging.
+
+Colvin, you have to come here and see us in our [native / mortal] spot.
+I just don’t seem to be able to make up my mind to your not coming. By
+this time, you will have seen Graham, I hope, and he will be able to tell
+you something about us, and something reliable, I shall feel for the
+first time as if you knew a little about Samoa after that. Fanny seems
+to be in the right way now. I must say she is very, very well for her,
+and complains scarce at all. Yesterday, she went down _sola_ (at least
+accompanied by a groom) to pay a visit; Belle, Lloyd and I went a walk up
+the mountain road—the great public highway of the island, where you have
+to go single file. The object was to show Belle that gaudy valley of the
+Vaisigano which the road follows. If the road is to be made and opened,
+as our new Chief Justice promises, it will be one of the most beautiful
+roads in the world. But the point is this: I forgot I had been three
+months in civilisation, wearing shoes and stockings, and I tell you I
+suffered on my soft feet; coming home, down hill, on that stairway of
+loose stones, I could have cried. O yes, another story, I knew I had.
+The house boys had not been behaving well, so the other night I announced
+a _fono_, and Lloyd and I went into the boys’ quarters, and I talked to
+them I suppose for half an hour, and Talolo translated; Lloyd was there
+principally to keep another ear on the interpreter; else there may be
+dreadful misconceptions. I rubbed all their ears, except two whom I
+particularly praised; and one man’s wages I announced I had cut down by
+one half. Imagine his taking this smiling! Ever since, he has been
+specially attentive and greets me with a face of really heavenly
+brightness. This is another good sign of their really and fairly
+accepting me as a chief. When I first came here, if I had fined a man a
+sixpence, he would have quit work that hour, and now I remove half his
+income, and he is glad to stay on—nay, does not seem to entertain the
+possibility of leaving. And this in the face of one particular
+difficulty—I mean our house in the bush, and no society, and no women
+society within decent reach.
+
+I think I must give you our staff in a tabular form.
+
+ HOUSE. KITCHEN OUTSIDE.
++ o _Sosimo_, provost + o _Talolo_, provost + o _Henry Simelé_,
+and butler, and my and chief cook. provost and overseas
+valet. of outside boys.
+ + o _Iopu_, second
+o _Misifolo_, who is cook. _Lü_.
+Fanny and Belle’s
+chamberlain. _Tali_, his wife, no _Tasi Sele_.
+ wages.
+ _Maiele_.
+ _Ti’a_, Samoan cook.
+ _Pulu_, who is also
+ _Feiloa’i_, his our talking man and
+ child, no wages, cries the ava.
+ likewise no
+ work—Belle’s pet.
+
+ + o _Leuelu_, Fanny’s
+ boy, gardener, odd
+ jobs.
+
+ IN APIA.
+
+ + _Eliga_, washman
+ and daily errand man.
+
+The crosses mark out the really excellent boys. Ti’a is the man who has
+just been fined half his wages; he is a beautiful old man, the living
+image of ‘Fighting Gladiator,’ my favourite statue—but a dreadful humbug.
+I think we keep him on a little on account of his looks. This sign o
+marks those who have been two years or upwards in the family. I note all
+my old boys have the cross of honour, except Misifolo; well, poor dog, he
+does his best, I suppose. You should see him scour. It is a remark that
+has often been made by visitors: you never see a Samoan run, except at
+Vailima. Do you not suppose that makes me proud?
+
+I am pleased to see what a success _The Wrecker_ was, having already in
+little more than a year outstripped _The Master of Ballantrae_.
+
+About _David Balfour_ in two volumes, do see that they make it a
+decent-looking book, and tell me, do you think a little historical
+appendix would be of service? Lang bleats for one, and I thought I might
+address it to him as a kind of open letter.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Dec._ 4_th_.
+
+No time after all. Good-bye.
+
+ R. L S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—One page out of my picture book I must give you. Fine
+burning day; half past two P.M. We four begin to rouse up from
+reparatory slumbers, yawn, and groan, get a cup of tea, and miserably
+dress: we have had a party the day before, X’mas Day, with all the boys
+absent but one, and latterly two; we had cooked all day long, a cold
+dinner, and lo! at two our guests began to arrive, though dinner was not
+till six; they were sixteen, and fifteen slept the night and breakfasted.
+Conceive, then, how unwillingly we climb on our horses and start off in
+the hottest part of the afternoon to ride 4½ miles, attend a native feast
+in the gaol, and ride four and a half miles back. But there is no help
+for it. I am a sort of father of the political prisoners, and have
+_charge d’âmes_ in that riotously absurd establishment, Apia Gaol. The
+twenty-three (I think it is) chiefs act as under gaolers. The other day
+they told the Captain of an attempt to escape. One of the lesser
+political prisoners the other day effected a swift capture, while the
+Captain was trailing about with the warrant; the man came to see what was
+wanted; came, too, flanked by the former gaoler; my prisoner offers to
+show him the dark cell, shoves him in, and locks the door. ‘Why do you
+do that?’ cries the former gaoler. ‘A warrant,’ says he. Finally, the
+chiefs actually feed the soldiery who watch them!
+
+The gaol is a wretched little building, containing a little room, and
+three cells, on each side of a central passage; it is surrounded by a
+fence of corrugated iron, and shows, over the top of that, only a gable
+end with the inscription _O le Fale Puipui_. It is on the edge of the
+mangrove swamp, and is reached by a sort of causeway of turf. When we
+drew near, we saw the gates standing open and a prodigious crowd
+outside—I mean prodigious for Apia, perhaps a hundred and fifty people.
+The two sentries at the gate stood to arms passively, and there seemed to
+be a continuous circulation inside and out. The captain came to meet us;
+our boy, who had been sent ahead was there to take the horses; and we
+passed inside the court which was full of food, and rang continuously to
+the voice of the caller of gifts; I had to blush a little later when my
+own present came, and I heard my one pig and eight miserable pine-apples
+being counted out like guineas. In the four corners of the yard and
+along one wall, there are make-shift, dwarfish, Samoan houses or huts,
+which have been run up since Captain Wurmbrand came to accommodate the
+chiefs. Before that they were all crammed into the six cells, and locked
+in for the night, some of them with dysentery. They are wretched
+constructions enough, but sanctified by the presence of chiefs. We heard
+a man corrected loudly to-day for saying ‘_Fale_’ of one of them;
+‘_Maota_,’ roared the highest chief present—‘palace.’ About eighteen
+chiefs, gorgeously arrayed, stood up to greet us, and led us into one of
+these _maotas_, where you may be sure we had to crouch, almost to kneel,
+to enter, and where a row of pretty girls occupied one side to make the
+ava (kava). The highest chief present was a magnificent man, as high
+chiefs usually are; I find I cannot describe him; his face is full of
+shrewdness and authority; his figure like Ajax; his name Auilua. He took
+the head of the building and put Belle on his right hand. Fanny was
+called first for the ava (kava). Our names were called in English style,
+the high-chief wife of Mr. St— (an unpronounceable something); Mrs.
+Straw, and the like. And when we went into the other house to eat, we
+found we were seated alternately with chiefs about the—table, I was about
+to say, but rather floor. Everything was to be done European style with
+a vengeance! We were the only whites present, except Wurmbrand, and
+still I had no suspicion of the truth. They began to take off their ulas
+(necklaces of scarlet seeds) and hang them about our necks; we politely
+resisted, and were told that the King (who had stopped off their _siva_)
+had sent down to the prison a message to the effect that he was to give a
+dinner to-morrow, and wished their second-hand ulas for it. Some of them
+were content; others not. There was a ring of anger in the boy’s voice,
+as he told us we were to wear them past the King’s house. Dinner over, I
+must say they are moderate eaters at a feast, we returned to the ava
+house; and then the curtain drew suddenly up upon the set scene. We took
+our seats, and Auilua began to give me a present, recapitulating each
+article as he gave it out, with some appropriate comment. He called me
+several times ‘their only friend,’ said they were all in slavery, had no
+money, and these things were all made by the hands of their
+families—nothing bought; he had one phrase, in which I heard his voice
+rise up to a note of triumph: ‘This is a present from the poor prisoners
+to the rich man.’ Thirteen pieces of tapa, some of them surprisingly
+fine, one I think unique; thirty fans of every shape and colour; a kava
+cup, etc., etc. At first Auilua conducted the business with weighty
+gravity; but before the end of the thirty fans, his comments began to be
+humorous. When it came to a little basket, he said: ‘Here was a little
+basket for Tusitala to put sixpence in, when he could get hold of
+one’—with a delicious grimace. I answered as best as I was able through
+a miserable interpreter; and all the while, as I went on, I heard the
+crier outside in the court calling my gift of food, which I perceived was
+to be Gargantuan. I had brought but three boys with me. It was plain
+that they were wholly overpowered. We proposed to send for our gifts on
+the morrow; but no, said the interpreter, that would never do; they must
+go away to-day, Mulinuu must see my porters taking away the gifts,—‘make
+’em jella,’ quoth the interpreter. And I began to see the reason of this
+really splendid gift; one half, gratitude to me—one half, a wipe at the
+King.
+
+And now, to introduce darker colours, you must know this visit of mine to
+the gaol was just a little bit risky; we had several causes for anxiety;
+it _might_ have been put up, to connect with a Tamasese rising. Tusitala
+and his family would be good hostages. On the other hand, there were the
+Mulinuu people all about. We could see the anxiety of Captain Wurmbrand,
+no less anxious to have us go, than he had been to see us come; he was
+deadly white and plainly had a bad headache, in the noisy scene.
+Presently, the noise grew uproarious; there was a rush at the gate—a rush
+in, not a rush out—where the two sentries still stood passive; Auilua
+leaped from his place (it was then that I got the name of Ajax for him)
+and the next moment we heard his voice roaring and saw his mighty figure
+swaying to and fro in the hurly-burly. As the deuce would have it, we
+could not understand a word of what was going on. It might be nothing
+more than the ordinary ‘grab racket’ with which a feast commonly
+concludes; it might be something worse. We made what arrangements we
+could for my tapa, fans, etc., as well as for my five pigs, my masses of
+fish, taro, etc., and with great dignity, and ourselves laden with ulas
+and other decorations, passed between the sentries among the howling mob
+to our horses. All’s well that ends well. Owing to Fanny and Belle, we
+had to walk; and, as Lloyd said, ‘he had at last ridden in a circus.’
+The whole length of Apia we paced our triumphal progress, past the King’s
+palace, past the German firm at Sogi—you can follow it on the map—amidst
+admiring exclamations of ‘_Mawaia_’—beautiful—it may be rendered ‘O my!
+ain’t they dandy’—until we turned up at last into our road as the dusk
+deepened into night. It was really exciting. And there is one thing
+sure: no such feast was ever made for a single family, and no such
+present ever given to a single white man. It is something to have been
+the hero of it. And whatever other ingredients there were, undoubtedly
+gratitude was present. As money value I have actually gained on the
+transaction!
+
+Your note arrived; little profit, I must say. Scott has already put his
+nose in, in _St. Ives_, sir; but his appearance is not yet complete;
+nothing is in that romance, except the story. I have to announce that I
+am off work, probably for six months. I must own that I have overworked
+bitterly—overworked—there, that’s legible. My hand is a thing that was,
+and in the meanwhile so are my brains. And here, in the very midst,
+comes a plausible scheme to make Vailima pay, which will perhaps let me
+into considerable expense just when I don’t want it. You know the vast
+cynicism of my view of affairs, and how readily and (as some people say)
+with how much gusto I take the darker view?
+
+Why do you not send me Jerome K. Jerome’s paper, and let me see _The Ebb
+Tide_ as a serial? It is always very important to see a thing in
+different presentments. I want every number. Politically we begin the
+new year with every expectation of a bust in 2 or 3 days, a bust which
+may spell destruction to Samoa. I have written to Baxter about his
+proposal.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI
+
+
+ _Vailima_,
+ _Jan._ 29_th_, 1894.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—I had fully intended for your education and moral health
+to fob you off with the meanest possible letter this month, and
+unfortunately I find I will have to treat you to a good long account of
+matters here. I believe I have told you before about Tui-ma-le-alii-fano
+and my taking him down to introduce him to the Chief Justice. Well, Tui
+came back to Vailima one day in the blackest sort of spirits, saying the
+war was decided, that he also must join in the fight, and that there was
+no hope whatever of success. He must fight as a point of honour for his
+family and country; and in his case, even if he escaped on the field of
+battle, deportation was the least to be looked for. He said he had a
+letter of complaint from the Great Council of A’ana which he wished to
+lay before the Chief Justice; and he asked me to accompany him as if I
+were his nurse. We went down about dinner time; and by the way received
+from a lurking native the famous letter in an official blue envelope
+gummed up to the edges. It proved to be a declaration of war, quite
+formal, but with some variations that really made you bounce. White
+residents were directly threatened, bidden to have nothing to do with the
+King’s party, not to receive their goods in their houses, etc., under
+pain of an accident. However, the Chief Justice took it very wisely and
+mildly, and between us, he and I and Tui made up a plan which has proved
+successful—so far. The war is over—fifteen chiefs are this morning
+undergoing a curious double process of law, comparable to a court
+martial; in which their complaints are to be considered, and if possible
+righted, while their conduct is to be criticised, perhaps punished. Up
+to now, therefore, it has been a most successful policy; but the danger
+is before us. My own feeling would decidedly be that all would be
+spoiled by a single execution. The great hope after all lies in the
+knotless, rather flaccid character of the people. These are no Maoris.
+All the powers that Cedarcrantz let go by disuse the new C. J. is
+stealthily and boldly taking back again; perhaps some others also. He
+has shamed the chiefs in Mulinuu into a law against taking heads, with a
+punishment of six years’ imprisonment and, for a chief, degradation. To
+him has been left the sole conduct of this anxious and decisive inquiry.
+If the natives stand it, why, well! But I am nervous.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVII
+
+
+ _Feb._ 1894.
+
+DEAR COLVIN,—By a reaction, when your letter is a little decent, mine is
+to be naked and unashamed. We have been much exercised. No one can
+prophesy here, of course, and the balance still hangs trembling, but I
+_think_ it will go for peace.
+
+The mail was very late this time; hence the paltryness of this note.
+When it came and I had read it, I retired with _The Ebb Tide_ and read it
+all before I slept. I did not dream it was near as good; I am afraid I
+think it excellent. A little indecision about Attwater, not much. It
+gives me great hope, as I see I _can_ work in that constipated, mosaic
+manner, which is what I have to do just now with _Weir of Hermiston_.
+
+We have given a ball; I send you a paper describing the event. We have
+two guests in the house, Captain-Count Wurmbrand and Monsieur Albert de
+Lautreppe. Lautreppe is awfully nice—a quiet, gentlemanly fellow,
+_gonflé de rêves_, as he describes himself—once a sculptor in the atelier
+of Henry Crosse, he knows something of art, and is really a resource to
+me.
+
+Letter from Meredith very kind. Have you seen no more of Graham?
+
+What about my grandfather? The family history will grow to be quite a
+chapter.
+
+I suppose I am growing sensitive; perhaps, by living among barbarians, I
+expect more civility. Look at this from the author of a very interesting
+and laudatory critique. He gives quite a false description of something
+of mine, and talks about my ‘insolence.’ Frankly, I supposed ‘insolence’
+to be a tapua word. I do not use it to a gentleman, I would not write it
+of a gentleman: I may be wrong, but I believe we did not write it of a
+gentleman in old days, and in my view he (clever fellow as he is) wants
+to be kicked for applying it to me. By writing a novel—even a bad one—I
+do not make myself a criminal for anybody to insult. This may amuse you.
+But either there is a change in journalism, too gradual for you to remark
+it on the spot, or there is a change in me. I cannot bear these phrases;
+I long to resent them. My forbears, the tenant farmers of the Mains,
+would not have suffered such expressions unless it had been from
+Cauldwell, or Rowallan, or maybe Auchendrane. My Family Pride bristles.
+I am like the negro, ‘I just heard last night’ who my great, great,
+great, great grandfather was.—Ever yours,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVIII
+
+
+ _March_ 1894.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This is the very day the mail goes, and I have as yet
+written you nothing. But it was just as well—as it was all about my
+‘blacks and chocolates,’ and what of it had relation to whites you will
+read some of in the _Times_. It means, as you will see, that I have at
+one blow quarrelled with all the officials of Samoa, the Foreign Office,
+and I suppose her Majesty the Queen with milk and honey blest. But
+you’ll see in the _Times_. I am very well indeed, but just about dead
+and mighty glad the mail is near here, and I can just give up all hope of
+contending with my letters, and lie down for the rest of the day. These
+_Times_ letters are not easy to write. And I dare say the Consuls say,
+‘Why, then, does he write them?’
+
+I had miserable luck with _St. Ives_; being already half-way through it,
+a book I had ordered six months ago arrives at last, and I have to change
+the first half of it from top to bottom! How could I have dreamed the
+French prisoners were watched over like a female charity school, kept in
+a grotesque livery, and shaved twice a week? And I had made all my
+points on the idea that they were unshaved and clothed anyhow. However,
+this last is better business; if only the book had come when I ordered
+it! _A propos_, many of the books you announce don’t come as a matter of
+fact. When they are of any value, it is best to register them. Your
+letter, alas! is not here; I sent it down to the cottage, with all my
+mail, for Fanny; on Sunday night a boy comes up with a lantern and a note
+from Fanny, to say the woods are full of Atuas and I must bring a horse
+down that instant, as the posts are established beyond her on the road,
+and she does not want to have the fight going on between us. Impossible
+to get a horse; so I started in the dark on foot, with a revolver, and my
+spurs on my bare feet, leaving directions that the boy should mount after
+me with the horse. Try such an experience on Our Road once, and do it,
+if you please, after you have been down town from nine o’clock till six,
+on board the ship-of-war lunching, teaching Sunday School (I actually do)
+and making necessary visits; and the Saturday before, having sat all day
+from half past six to half-past four, scriving at my _Times_ letter.
+About half-way up, just in fact at ‘point’ of the outposts, I met Fanny
+coming up. Then all night long I was being wakened with scares that
+really should be looked into, though I _knew_ there was nothing in them
+and no bottom to the whole story; and the drums and shouts and cries from
+Tanugamanono and the town keeping up an all night corybantic chorus in
+the moonlight—the moon rose late—and the search-light of the war-ship in
+the harbour making a jewel of brightness as it lit up the bay of Apia in
+the distance. And then next morning, about eight o’clock, a drum coming
+out of the woods and a party of patrols who had been in the woods on our
+left front (which is our true rear) coming up to the house, and meeting
+there another party who had been in the woods on our right [front / rear]
+which is Vaea Mountain, and 43 of them being entertained to ava and
+biscuits on the verandah, and marching off at last in single file for
+Apia. Briefly, it is not much wonder if your letter and my whole mail
+was left at the cottage, and I have no means of seeing or answering
+particulars.
+
+The whole thing was nothing but a bottomless scare; it was _obviously_
+so; you couldn’t make a child believe it was anything else, but it has
+made the Consuls sit up. My own private scares were really abominably
+annoying; as for instance after I had got to sleep for the ninth time
+perhaps—and that was no easy matter either, for I had a crick in my neck
+so agonising that I had to sleep sitting up—I heard noises as of a man
+being murdered in the boys’ house. To be sure, said I, this is nothing
+again, but if a man’s head was being taken, the noises would be the same!
+So I had to get up, stifle my cries of agony from the crick, get my
+revolver, and creep out stealthily to the boys’ house. And there were
+two of them sitting up, keeping watch of their own accord like good boys,
+and whiling the time over a game of Sweepi (Cascino—the whist of our
+islanders)—and one of them was our champion idiot, Misifolo, and I
+suppose he was holding bad cards, and losing all the time—and these
+noises were his humorous protests against Fortune!
+
+Well, excuse this excursion into my ‘blacks and chocolates.’ It is the
+last. You will have heard from Lysaght how I failed to write last mail.
+The said Lysaght seems to me a very nice fellow. We were only sorry he
+could not stay with us longer. Austin came back from school last week,
+which made a great time for the Amanuensis, you may be sure. Then on
+Saturday, the _Curaçoa_ came in—same commission, with all our old
+friends; and on Sunday, as already mentioned, Austin and I went down to
+service and had lunch afterwards in the wardroom. The officers were
+awfully nice to Austin; they are the most amiable ship in the world; and
+after lunch we had a paper handed round on which we were to guess, and
+sign our guess, of the number of leaves on the pine-apple; I never saw
+this game before, but it seems it is much practised in the Queen’s Navee.
+When all have betted, one of the party begins to strip the pine-apple
+head, and the person whose guess is furthest out has to pay for the
+sherry. My equanimity was disturbed by shouts of _The American
+Commodore_, and I found that Austin had entered and lost about a bottle
+of sherry! He turned with great composure and addressed me. ‘I am
+afraid I must look to you, Uncle Louis.’ The Sunday School racket is
+only an experiment which I took up at the request of the late American
+Land Commissioner; I am trying it for a month, and if I do as ill as I
+believe, and the boys find it only half as tedious as I do, I think it
+will end in a month. I have _carte blanche_, and say what I like; but
+does any single soul understand me?
+
+Fanny is on the whole very much better. Lloyd has been under the
+weather, and goes for a month to the South Island of New Zealand for some
+skating, save the mark! I get all the skating I want among officials.
+
+Dear Colvin, please remember that my life passes among my ‘blacks or
+chocolates.’ If I were to do as you propose, in a bit of a tiff, it
+would cut you off entirely from my life. You must try to exercise a
+trifle of imagination, and put yourself, perhaps with an effort, into
+some sort of sympathy with these people, or how am I to write to you? I
+think you are truly a little too Cockney with me.—Ever yours,
+
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIX
+
+
+ _Vailima_, _May_ 18_th_, 1894.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—Your proposals for the Edinburgh edition are entirely to
+my mind. About the _Amateur Emigrant_, it shall go to you by this mail
+well slashed. If you like to slash some more on your own account, I give
+you permission. ’Tis not a great work; but since it goes to make up the
+two first volumes as proposed, I presume it has not been written in
+vain.—_Miscellanies_. I see with some alarm the proposal to print
+_Juvenilia_; does it not seem to you taking myself a little too much as
+Grandfather William? I am certainly not so young as I once was—a lady
+took occasion to remind me of the fact no later agone than last night.
+‘Why don’t you leave that to the young men, Mr. Stevenson?’ said she—but
+when I remember that I felt indignant at even John Ruskin when he did
+something of the kind I really feel myself blush from head to heel. If
+you want to make up the first volume, there are a good many works which I
+took the trouble to prepare for publication and which have never been
+republished. In addition to _Roads_ and _Dancing Children_, referred to
+by you, there is an Autumn effect in the _Portfolio_, and a paper on
+_Fontainebleau—Forest Notes_ is the name of it—in _Cornhill_. I have no
+objection to any of these being edited, say with a scythe, and
+reproduced. But I heartily abominate and reject the idea of reprinting
+the _Pentland Rising_. For God’s sake let me get buried first.
+
+_Tales and Fantasies_. Vols. I. and II. have my hearty approval. But I
+think III. and IV. had better be crammed into one as you suggest. I will
+reprint none of the stories mentioned. They are below the mark. Well, I
+dare say the beastly _Body-Snatcher_ has merit, and I am unjust to it
+from my recollections of the _Pall Mall_. But the other two won’t do.
+For vols. V. and VI., now changed into IV. and V., I propose the common
+title of _South Sea Yarns_. There! These are all my differences of
+opinion. I agree with every detail of your arrangement, and, as you see,
+my objections have turned principally on the question of hawking unripe
+fruit. I daresay it is all pretty green, but that is no reason for us to
+fill the barrow with trash. Think of having a new set of type cast,
+paper especially made, etc., in order to set up rubbish that is not fit
+for the _Saturday Scotsman_. It would be the climax of shame.
+
+I am sending you a lot of verses, which had best, I think, be called
+_Underwoods_ Book III., but in what order are they to go? Also, I am
+going on every day a little, till I get sick of it, with the attempt to
+get the _Emigrant_ compressed into life; I know I can—or you can after
+me—do it. It is only a question of time and prayer and ink, and should
+leave something, no, not good, but not all bad—a very genuine
+appreciation of these folks. You are to remember besides there is that
+paper of mine on Bunyan in _The Magazine of Art_. O, and then there’s
+another thing in _Seeley_ called some spewsome name, I cannot recall it.
+
+Well—come, here goes for _Juvenilia_. _Dancing Infants_, _Roads_, _An
+Autumn Effect_, _Forest Notes_ (but this should come at the end of them,
+as it’s really rather riper), the t’other thing from _Seeley_, and I’ll
+tell you, you may put in my letter to the Church of Scotland—it’s not
+written amiss, and I daresay the _Philosophy of Umbrellas_ might go in,
+but there I stick—and remember _that_ was a collaboration with James
+Walter Ferrier. O, and there was a little skit called the _Charity
+Bazaar_, which you might see; I don’t think it would do. Now, I do not
+think there are two other words that should be printed.—By the way, there
+is an article of mine called _The Day after To-morrow_ in the
+_Contemporary_ which you might find room for somewhere; it is no’ bad.
+
+Very busy with all these affairs and some native ones also.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XL
+
+
+ _Vailima_, June 18th, 94.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—You are to please understand that my last letter is
+withdrawn unconditionally. You and Baxter are having all the trouble of
+this Edition, and I simply put myself in your hands for you to do what
+you like with me, and I am sure that will be the best, at any rate.
+Hence you are to conceive me withdrawing all objections to your printing
+anything you please. After all it is a sort of family affair. About the
+Miscellany Section, both plans seem to me quite good. Toss up. I think
+the _Old Gardener_ has to stay where I put him last. It would not do to
+separate John and Robert.
+
+In short, I am only sorry I ever uttered a word about the edition, and
+leave you to be the judge. I have had a vile cold which has prostrated
+me for more than a fortnight, and even now tears me nightly with
+spasmodic coughs; but it has been a great victory. I have never borne a
+cold with so little hurt; wait till the clouds blow by, before you begin
+to boast! I have had no fever; and though I’ve been very unhappy, it is
+nigh over, I think. Of course, _St. Ives_ has paid the penalty. I must
+not let you be disappointed in _St. I._ It is a mere tissue of
+adventures; the central figure not very well or very sharply drawn; no
+philosophy, no destiny, to it; some of the happenings very good in
+themselves, I believe, but none of them _bildende_, none of them
+constructive, except in so far perhaps as they make up a kind of sham
+picture of the time, all in italics and all out of drawing. Here and
+there, I think, it is well written; and here and there it’s not. Some of
+the episodic characters are amusing, I do believe; others not, I suppose.
+However, they are the best of the thing such as it is. If it has a merit
+to it, I should say it was a sort of deliberation and swing to the style,
+which seems to me to suit the mail-coaches and post-chaises with which it
+sounds all through. ’Tis my most prosaic book.
+
+I called on the two German ships now in port, and we are quite friendly
+with them, and intensely friendly of course with our own _Curaçoas_. But
+it is other guess work on the beach. Some one has employed, or
+subsidised, one of the local editors to attack me once a week. He is
+pretty scurrilous and pretty false. The first effect of the perusal of
+the weekly Beast is to make me angry; the second is a kind of deep,
+golden content and glory, when I seem to say to people: ‘See! this is my
+position—I am a plain man dwelling in the bush in a house, and behold
+they have to get up this kind of truck against me—and I have so much
+influence that they are obliged to write a weekly article to say I have
+none.’
+
+By this time you must have seen Lysaght and forgiven me the letter that
+came not at all. He was really so nice a fellow—he had so much to tell
+me of Meredith—and the time was so short—that I gave up the intervening
+days between mails entirely to entertain him.
+
+We go on pretty nicely. Fanny, Belle, and I have had two months alone,
+and it has been very pleasant. But by to-morrow or next day noon, we
+shall see the whole clan assembled again about Vailima table, which will
+be pleasant too; seven persons in all, and the Babel of voices will be
+heard again in the big hall so long empty and silent. Good-bye. Love to
+all. Time to close.—Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. S.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLI
+
+
+ _July_, 1894.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—I have to thank you this time for a very good letter, and
+will announce for the future, though I cannot now begin to put in
+practice, good intentions for our correspondence. I will try to return
+to the old system and write from time to time during the month; but truly
+you did not much encourage me to continue! However, that is all by-past.
+I do not know that there is much in your letter that calls for answer.
+Your questions about _St. Ives_ were practically answered in my last; so
+were your wails about the edition, _Amateur Emigrant_, etc. By the end
+of the year _St. I._ will be practically finished, whatever it be worth,
+and that I know not. When shall I receive proofs of the _Magnum Opus_?
+or shall I receive them at all?
+
+The return of the Amanuensis feebly lightens my heart. You can see the
+heavy weather I was making of it with my unaided pen. The last month has
+been particularly cheery largely owing to the presence of our good
+friends the _Curaçoas_. She is really a model ship, charming officers
+and charming seamen. They gave a ball last month, which was very rackety
+and joyous and naval. . . .
+
+On the following day, about one o’clock, three horsemen might have been
+observed approaching Vailima, who gradually resolved themselves into two
+petty officers and a native guide. Drawing himself up and saluting, the
+spokesman (a corporal of Marines) addressed me thus. ‘Me and my
+shipmates inwites Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, Mrs. Strong, Mr. Austin, and Mr.
+Balfour to a ball to be given to-night in the self-same ‘all.’ It was of
+course impossible to refuse, though I contented myself with putting in a
+very brief appearance. One glance was sufficient; the ball went off like
+a rocket from the start. I had only time to watch Belle careering around
+with a gallant bluejacket of exactly her own height—the standard of the
+British navy—an excellent dancer and conspicuously full of small-talk—and
+to hear a remark from a beach-comber, ‘It’s a nice sight this some way,
+to see the officers dancing like this with the men, but I tell you, sir,
+these are the men that’ll fight together!’
+
+I tell you, Colvin, the acquaintance of the men—and boys—makes me feel
+patriotic. Eeles in particular is a man whom I respect. I am half in a
+mind to give him a letter of introduction to you when he goes home. In
+case you feel inclined to make a little of him, give him a dinner, ask
+Henry James to come to meet him, etc.—you might let me know. I don’t
+know that he would show his best, but he is a remarkably fine fellow, in
+every department of life.
+
+We have other visitors in port. A Count Festetics de Solna, an Austrian
+officer, a very pleasant, simple, boyish creature, with his young wife,
+daughter of an American millionaire; he is a friend of our own Captain
+Wurmbrand, and it is a great pity Wurmbrand is away.
+
+Glad you saw and liked Lysaght. He has left in our house a most cheerful
+and pleasing memory, as a good, pleasant, brisk fellow with good health
+and brains, and who enjoys himself and makes other people happy. I am
+glad he gave you a good report of our surroundings and way of life; but I
+knew he would, for I believe he had a glorious time—and gave one.
+
+I am on fair terms with the two Treaty officials, though all such
+intimacies are precarious; with the consuls, I need not say, my position
+is deplorable. The President (Herr Emil Schmidt) is a rather dreamy man,
+whom I like. Lloyd, Graham and I go to breakfast with him to-morrow; the
+next day the whole party of us lunch on the _Curaçoa_ and go in the
+evening to a _Bierabend_ at Dr. Funk’s. We are getting up a paper-chase
+for the following week with some of the young German clerks, and have in
+view a sort of child’s party for grown-up persons with kissing games,
+etc., here at Vailima. Such is the gay scene in which we move. Now I
+have done something, though not as much as I wanted, to give you an idea
+of how we are getting on, and I am keenly conscious that there are other
+letters to do before the mail goes.—Yours ever,
+
+ R. L. STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLII
+
+
+ _Aug._ 7_th_.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This is to inform you, sir, that on Sunday last (and this
+is Tuesday) I attained my ideal here, and we had a paper chase in Vailele
+Plantation, about 15 miles, I take it, from us; and it was all that could
+be wished. It is really better fun than following the hounds, since you
+have to be your own hound, and a precious bad hound I was, following
+every false scent on the whole course to the bitter end; but I came in
+3rd at the last on my little Jack, who stuck to it gallantly, and awoke
+the praises of some discriminating persons. (5 + 7 + 2.5 = 14.5 miles;
+yes, that is the count.) We had quite the old sensations of
+exhilaration, discovery, an appeal to a savage instinct; and I felt
+myself about 17 again, a pleasant experience. However, it was on the
+Sabbath Day, and I am now a pariah among the English, as if I needed any
+increment of unpopularity. I must not go again; it gives so much
+unnecessary tribulation to poor people, and, sure, we don’t want to make
+tribulation. I have been forbidden to work, and have been instead doing
+my two or three hours in the plantation every morning. I only wish
+somebody would pay me £10 a day for taking care of cacao, and I could
+leave literature to others. Certainly, if I have plenty of exercise, and
+no work, I feel much better; but there is Biles the butcher! him we have
+always with us.
+
+I do not much like novels, I begin to think, but I am enjoying
+exceedingly Orme’s _History of Hindostan_, a lovely book in its way, in
+large quarto, with a quantity of maps, and written in a very lively and
+solid eighteenth century way, never picturesque except by accident and
+from a kind of conviction, and a fine sense of order. No historian I
+have ever read is so minute; yet he never gives you a word about the
+people; his interest is entirely limited in the concatenation of events,
+into which he goes with a lucid, almost superhuman, and wholly ghostly
+gusto. ‘By the ghost of a mathematician’ the book might be announced. A
+very brave, honest book.
+
+Your letter to hand.
+
+Fact is, I don’t like the picter. O, it’s a good picture, but if you
+_ask_ me, you know, I believe, stoutly believe, that mankind, including
+you, are going mad, I am not in the midst with the other frenzy dancers,
+so I don’t catch it wholly; and when you show me a thing—and ask me,
+don’t you know—Well, well! Glad to get so good an account of the
+_Amateur Emigrant_. Talking of which, I am strong for making a volume
+out of selections from the South Sea letters; I read over again the King
+of Apemama, and it is good in spite of your teeth, and a real curiosity,
+a thing that can never be seen again, and the group is annexed and
+Tembinoka dead. I wonder, couldn’t you send out to me the _first_ five
+Butaritari letters and the Low Archipelago ones (both of which I have
+lost or mislaid) and I can chop out a perfectly fair volume of what I
+wish to be preserved. It can keep for the last of the series.
+
+_Travels and Excursions_, vol. II. Should it not include a paper on S.
+F. from the _Mag. of Art_? The A. E., the New Pacific capital, the Old
+ditto. _Silver. Squat._ This would give all my works on the States; and
+though it ain’t very good, it’s not so very bad. _Travels and
+Excursions_, vol. III., to be these resuscitated letters—_Miscellanies_,
+vol. II.—_comme vous voudrez_, _cher monsieur_!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Monday_, Aug. 13_th_.
+
+I have a sudden call to go up the coast and must hurry up with my
+information. There has suddenly come to our naval commanders the need of
+action, they’re away up the coast bombarding the Atua rebels. All
+morning on Saturday the sound of the bombardment of Lotuanu’u kept us
+uneasy. To-day again the big guns have been sounding further along the
+coast.
+
+To-morrow morning early I am off up the coast myself. Therefore you must
+allow me to break off here without further ceremony.—Yours ever,
+
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIII
+
+
+ _Vailima_, 1894.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—This must be a very measly letter. I have been trying
+hard to get along with _St. Ives_. I should now lay it aside for a year
+and I daresay I should make something of it after all. Instead of that,
+I have to kick against the pricks, and break myself, and spoil the book,
+if there were anything to spoil, which I am far from saying. I’m as sick
+of the thing as ever any one can be; it’s a rudderless hulk; it’s a
+pagoda, and you can just feel—or I can feel—that it might have been a
+pleasant story, if it had been only blessed at baptism.
+
+Our politics have gone on fairly well, but the result is still doubtful.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Sept._ 10_th_.
+
+I know I have something else to say to you, but unfortunately I awoke
+this morning with collywobbles, and had to take a small dose of laudanum
+with the usual consequences of dry throat, intoxicated legs, partial
+madness and total imbecility; and for the life of me I cannot remember
+what it is. I have likewise mislaid your letter amongst the
+accumulations on my table, not that there was anything in it. Altogether
+I am in a poor state. I forgot to tell Baxter that the dummy had turned
+up and is a fine, personable-looking volume and very good reading.
+Please communicate this to him.
+
+I have just remembered an incident that I really must not let pass. You
+have heard a great deal more than you wanted about our political
+prisoners. Well, one day, about a fortnight ago, the last of them was
+set free—Old Poè, whom I think I must have mentioned to you, the
+father-in-law of my cook, was one that I had had a great deal of trouble
+with. I had taken the doctor to see him, got him out on sick leave, and
+when he was put back again gave bail for him. I must not forget that my
+wife ran away with him out of the prison on the doctor’s orders and with
+the complicity of our friend the gaoler, who really and truly got the
+sack for the exploit. As soon as he was finally liberated, Poè called a
+meeting of his fellow-prisoners. All Sunday they were debating what they
+were to do, and on Monday morning I got an obscure hint from Talolo that
+I must expect visitors during the day who were coming to consult me.
+These consultations I am now very well used to, and seeing first, that I
+generally don’t know what to advise, and second that they sometimes don’t
+take my advice—though in some notable cases they have taken it, generally
+to my own wonder with pretty good results—I am not very fond of these
+calls. They minister to a sense of dignity, but not peace of mind, and
+consume interminable time always in the morning too, when I can’t afford
+it. However, this was to be a new sort of consultation. Up came Poè and
+some eight other chiefs, squatted in a big circle around the old
+dining-room floor, now the smoking-room. And the family, being
+represented by Lloyd, Graham, Belle, Austin and myself, proceeded to
+exchange the necessary courtesies. Then their talking man began. He
+said that they had been in prison, that I had always taken an interest in
+them, that they had now been set at liberty without condition, whereas
+some of the other chiefs who had been liberated before them were still
+under bond to work upon the roads, and that this had set them considering
+what they might do to testify their gratitude. They had therefore agreed
+to work upon my road as a free gift. They went on to explain that it was
+only to be on my road, on the branch that joins my house with the public
+way.
+
+Now I was very much gratified at this compliment, although (to one used
+to natives) it seemed rather a hollow one. It meant only that I should
+have to lay out a good deal of money on tools and food and to give wages
+under the guise of presents to some workmen who were most of them old and
+in ill-health. Conceive how much I was surprised and touched when I
+heard the whole scheme explained to me. They were to return to their
+provinces, and collect their families; some of the young men were to live
+in Apia with a boat, and ply up and down the coast to A’ana and A’tua
+(our own Tuamasaga being quite drained of resources) in order to supply
+the working squad with food. Tools they did ask for, but it was
+especially mentioned that I was to make no presents. In short, the whole
+of this little ‘presentation’ to me had been planned with a good deal
+more consideration than goes usually with a native campaign.
+
+(I sat on the opposite side of the circle to the talking man. His face
+was quite calm and high-bred as he went through the usual Samoan
+expressions of politeness and compliment, but when he came on to the
+object of their visit, on their love and gratitude to Tusitala, how his
+name was always in their prayers, and his goodness to them when they had
+no other friend, was their most cherished memory, he warmed up to real,
+burning, genuine feeling. I had never seen the Samoan mask of reserve
+laid aside before, and it touched me more than anything else. A.M.)
+
+This morning as ever was, bright and early up came the whole gang of
+them, a lot of sturdy, common-looking lads they seemed to be for the most
+part, and fell to on my new road. Old Poè was in the highest of good
+spirits, and looked better in health than he has done any time in two
+years, being positively rejuvenated by the success of his scheme. He
+jested as he served out the new tools, and I am sorry to say damned the
+Government up hill and down dale, probably with a view to show off his
+position as a friend of the family before his work-boys. Now, whether or
+not their impulse will last them through the road does not matter to me
+one hair. It is the fact that they have attempted it, that they have
+volunteered and are now really trying to execute a thing that was never
+before heard of in Samoa. Think of it! It is road-making—the most
+fruitful cause (after taxes) of all rebellions in Samoa, a thing to which
+they could not be wiled with money nor driven by punishment. It does
+give me a sense of having done something in Samoa after all.
+
+Now there’s one long story for you about ‘my blacks.’—Yours ever,
+
+ ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIV
+
+
+ _Vailima_, _Samoa_,
+ _Oct._ 6_th_, 1894.
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN,—We have had quite an interesting month and mostly in
+consideration of that road which I think I told you was about to be made.
+It was made without a hitch, though I confess I was considerably
+surprised. When they got through, I wrote a speech to them, sent it down
+to a Missionary to be translated, and invited the lot to a feast. I
+thought a good deal of this feast. The occasion was really interesting.
+I wanted to pitch it in hot. And I wished to have as many influential
+witnesses present as possible. Well, as it drew towards the day I had
+nothing but refusals. Everybody supposed it was to be a political
+occasion, that I had made a hive of rebels up here, and was going to push
+for new hostilities.
+
+The Amanuensis has been ill, and after the above trial petered out. I
+must return to my own, lone Waverley. The captain refused, telling me
+why; and at last I had to beat up for people almost with prayers.
+However, I got a good lot, as you will see by the accompanying newspaper
+report. The road contained this inscription, drawn up by the chiefs
+themselves:
+
+ ‘THE ROAD OF GRATITUDE.’
+
+‘Considering the great love of Tusitala in his loving care of us in our
+distress in the prison, we have therefore prepared a splendid gift. It
+shall never be muddy, it shall endure for ever, this road that we have
+dug.’ This the newspaper reporter could not give, not knowing any
+Samoan. The same reason explains his references to Seumanutafa’s speech,
+which was not long and _was_ important, for it was a speech of courtesy
+and forgiveness to his former enemies. It was very much applauded.
+Secondly, it was not Poè, it was Mataafã (don’t confuse with Mataafa) who
+spoke for the prisoners. Otherwise it is extremely correct.
+
+I beg your pardon for so much upon my aboriginals. Even you must
+sympathise with me in this unheard-of compliment, and my having been able
+to deliver so severe a sermon with acceptance. It remains a nice point
+of conscience what I should wish done in the matter. I think this
+meeting, its immediate results, and the terms of what I said to them,
+desirable to be known. It will do a little justice to me, who have not
+had too much justice done me. At the same time, to send this report to
+the papers is truly an act of self-advertisement, and I dislike the
+thought. Query, in a man who has been so much calumniated, is that not
+justifiable? I do not know; be my judge. Mankind is too complicated for
+me; even myself. Do I wish to advertise? I think I do, God help me! I
+have had hard times here, as every man must have who mixes up with public
+business; and I bemoan myself, knowing that all I have done has been in
+the interest of peace and good government; and having once delivered my
+mind, I would like it, I think, to be made public. But the other part of
+me _regimbs_.
+
+I know I am at a climacteric for all men who live by their wits, so I do
+not despair. But the truth is I am pretty nearly useless at literature,
+and I will ask you to spare _St. Ives_ when it goes to you; it is a sort
+of _Count Robert of Paris_. But I hope rather a _Dombey and Son_, to be
+succeeded by _Our Mutual Friend_ and _Great Expectations_ and _A Tale of
+Two Cities_. No toil has been spared over the ungrateful canvas; and it
+_will not_ come together, and I must live, and my family. Were it not
+for my health, which made it impossible, I could not find it in my heart
+to forgive myself that I did not stick to an honest, common-place trade
+when I was young, which might have now supported me during these ill
+years. But do not suppose me to be down in anything else; only, for the
+nonce, my skill deserts me, such as it is, or was. It was a very little
+dose of inspiration, and a pretty little trick of style, long lost,
+improved by the most heroic industry. So far, I have managed to please
+the journalists. But I am a fictitious article and have long known it.
+I am read by journalists, by my fellow-novelists, and by boys; with
+these, _incipit et explicit_ my vogue. Good thing anyway! for it seems
+to have sold the Edition. And I look forward confidently to an
+aftermath; I do not think my health can be so hugely improved, without
+some subsequent improvement in my brains. Though, of course, there is
+the possibility that literature is a morbid secretion, and abhors health!
+I do not think it is possible to have fewer illusions than I. I
+sometimes wish I had more. They are amusing. But I cannot take myself
+seriously as an artist; the limitations are so obvious. I did take
+myself seriously as a workman of old, but my practice has fallen off. I
+am now an idler and cumberer of the ground; it may be excused to me
+perhaps by twenty years of industry and ill-health, which have taken the
+cream off the milk.
+
+As I was writing this last sentence, I heard the strident rain drawing
+near across the forest, and by the time I was come to the word ‘cream’ it
+burst upon my roof, and has since redoubled, and roared upon it. A very
+welcome change. All smells of the good wet earth, sweetly, with a kind
+of Highland touch; the crystal rods of the shower, as I look up, have
+drawn their criss-cross over everything; and a gentle and very welcome
+coolness comes up around me in little draughts, blessed draughts, not
+chilling, only equalising the temperature. Now the rain is off in this
+spot, but I hear it roaring still in the nigh neighbourhood—and that
+moment, I was driven from the verandah by random rain drops, spitting at
+me through the Japanese blinds. These are not tears with which the page
+is spotted! Now the windows stream, the roof reverberates. It is good;
+it answers something which is in my heart; I know not what; old memories
+of the wet moorland belike.
+
+Well, it has blown by again, and I am in my place once more, with an
+accompaniment of perpetual dripping on the verandah—and very much
+inclined for a chat. The exact subject I do not know! It will be bitter
+at least, and that is strange, for my attitude is essentially _not_
+bitter, but I have come into these days when a man sees above all the
+seamy side, and I have dwelt some time in a small place where he has an
+opportunity of reading little motives that he would miss in the great
+world, and indeed, to-day, I am almost ready to call the world an error.
+Because? Because I have not drugged myself with successful work, and
+there are all kinds of trifles buzzing in my ear, unfriendly trifles,
+from the least to the—well, to the pretty big. All these that touch me
+are Pretty Big; and yet none touch me in the least, if rightly looked at,
+except the one eternal burthen to go on making an income. If I could
+find a place where I could lie down and give up for (say) two years, and
+allow the sainted public to support me, if it were a lunatic asylum,
+wouldn’t I go, just! But we can’t have both extremes at once, worse
+luck! I should like to put my savings into a proprietarian investment,
+and retire in the meanwhile into a communistic retreat, which is
+double-dealing. But you men with salaries don’t know how a family weighs
+on a fellow’s mind.
+
+I hear the article in next week’s _Herald_ is to be a great affair, and
+all the officials who came to me the other day are to be attacked! This
+is the unpleasant side of being (without a salary) in public life; I will
+leave anyone to judge if my speech was well intended, and calculated to
+do good. It was even daring—I assure you one of the chiefs looked like a
+fiend at my description of Samoan warfare. Your warning was not needed;
+we are all determined to _keep the peace_ and to _hold our peace_. I
+know, my dear fellow, how remote all this sounds! Kindly pardon your
+friend. I have my life to live here; these interests are for me
+immediate; and if I do not write of them, I might as soon not write at
+all. There is the difficulty in a distant correspondence. It is perhaps
+easy for me to enter into and understand your interests; I own it is
+difficult for you; but you must just wade through them for friendship’s
+sake, and try to find tolerable what is vital for your friend. I cannot
+forbear challenging you to it, as to intellectual lists. It is the proof
+of intelligence, the proof of not being a barbarian, to be able to enter
+into something outside of oneself, something that does not touch one’s
+next neighbour in the city omnibus.
+
+Good-bye, my lord. May your race continue and you flourish—Yours ever,
+
+ TUSITALA.
+
+
+
+
+EPILOGUE
+
+
+THE tenor of these last letters of Stevenson’s to me, and of others
+written to several of his friends at the same time, seemed to give just
+cause for anxiety. Indeed, as the reader will have perceived, a gradual
+change had during the past months been coming over the tone of his
+correspondence. It was not like him to be sensitive to a rough word in a
+friendly review, nor to recur with so much feeling to my unlucky
+complaint, quickly regretted and withdrawn, as to his absorption in
+native affairs and local interests. To judge by these letters, his old
+invincible spirit of inward cheerfulness was beginning to give way to
+moods of depression and overstrained feeling; although to those about
+him, it seems, his charming habitual sweetness and gaiety of temper were
+undiminished. Again, it was a new thing in his life that he should thus
+painfully feel the strain of literary work, at almost all other times his
+chief delight and pastime, and should express the longing to lay it down.
+His friend Mr. Charles Baxter and I at once telegraphed to him, as the
+success of the Edinburgh Edition enabled us to do, in terms intended to
+ease his mind and to induce him to take the rest of which he seemed so
+urgently in need. It seems doubtful if our words were fully understood:
+it is more doubtful still if that ever-shaping mind had retained any
+capacity for rest, except, as he had himself foretold, the rest of the
+grave. At any rate he took none, but on receipt of our message only
+turned to his old expedient, a change of labour. He gave up for a while
+the attempt to finish _St. Ives_; a task as to which I may say that he
+had no occasion to write so despondingly, for as a tale of adventure,
+manners, and the road, which is all it was meant to be, it will be found
+a very spirited and entertaining piece, lacking, indeed, the dénouement,
+and containing a chapter or two which the author would doubtless have
+cancelled or recast, but others which are in almost his happiest manner
+of invention and narrative. He gave this up, and turned to a more
+arduous theme, the tragic story of the Scottish moorlands, in which the
+varieties and the strength of border character were to be illustrated in
+the Four Brothers of Cauldstaneslap, and the Hanging Judge was to be
+called upon, like Brutus, to condemn his son, and the two Kirsties,
+younger and elder, were to embody one the wavering and the other the
+heroic soul of woman.
+
+On this theme, which had already been working in his mind for some years,
+he felt his inspiration return, and laboured during the month of November
+and the first days of December at the full pitch of his powers and in the
+conscious happiness of their exercise. About the same time various
+external circumstances occurred to give him pleasure. The incident of
+the road-making, as the reader has seen, had brought home to him as
+nothing else could have done the sense of the love and gratitude he had
+won from the island people and their chiefs, and of the power he was able
+to exercise on them for their good. Soon afterwards, the anniversaries
+of his own birthday and of the American thanksgiving feast brought
+evidences hardly less welcome, after so much contention and annoyance as
+the island affairs and politics had involved him in, of the honour and
+affection in which he was held by all that was best in the white
+community. By each succeeding mail came stronger proofs from home of the
+manner in which men of letters of the younger generation had come to
+regard him as their master, their literary conscience and example, and
+above all their friend. Deepest, perhaps, of all lay that pleasure of
+feeling himself to be working once more at his best. Of the many and
+various gifts of this brilliant spirit—adventurer, observer, humorist,
+moralist, essayist, poet, critic, and romancer—of all his many and
+various gifts, the master gift was assuredly the creative, the gift of
+human and historical imagination. It was not in vain that his islanders
+called him Tusitala. Teller of tales he had been, first and foremost,
+from his childhood; seer into the hearts and fates of men and women he
+was growing to be more and more. The time was now ripe—had only the
+strength sufficed—for his career as a creative writer to enter upon a new
+and ampler phase. The fragment on which he wrought during the last month
+of his life gives to my mind (as it did to his own) for the first time
+the full measure of his powers; and if in the literature of romance there
+is to be found work more masterly, of more piercing human insight or more
+concentrated imaginative vision and beauty, I do not know it.
+
+But to enter on such a task under such conditions was of all his
+adventures the most adventurous. The Pacific climate had brought him, as
+we have seen, a renewal for some years of nervous energy and joy in
+living, but it may be doubted if that climate is ever truly and in the
+long run restorative to men of northern blood. At any rate it demands as
+a condition of health some measure of repose, and to repose he had, here
+as elsewhere, been a stranger. He entered upon his new labour, taxing
+alike to heart and mind, with all the fibres of his brain long strained
+by unremitting toil in the tropic heats he loved. Readers will remember
+the gallant doctrine of his early essay. ‘By all means begin your folio;
+even if the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a
+month, make one brave push, and see what can be accomplished in a week.
+It is not only in finished undertakings that we ought to honour useful
+labour. A spirit goes out of the man who means execution, which outlives
+the most untimely end.’ In a temper truly accordant with this doctrine
+he applied himself to his new task, and before it was fully half
+accomplished the doom so long foreshadowed and so little feared had
+overtaken him; he had died as he would have desired to die, and fallen
+smiling in the midst of the battle. That he was more or less distinctly
+aware of the imminence of the blow we may gather from the tenor of some
+of his letters written in these weeks. On the last day of his life,
+after a morning of happy work and pleasant correspondence, he was seen
+gazing long and wistfully at the mountain summit which he had chosen to
+be his burial-place. Towards the evening of the same day, he was talking
+gaily with his wife, and trying to reassure her under the sense of coming
+calamity which oppressed her, when the sudden rupture of a blood-vessel
+in the brain laid him, almost in a moment, unconscious at her feet; and
+before two hours were over he had passed away. To the English-speaking
+world he has left behind a treasure which it would be vain as yet to
+attempt to estimate; to the profession of letters one of the most
+ennobling and inspiring of examples; and to his friends an image of the
+memory more vivid and more dear than are the presences of almost any of
+the living.
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX
+
+
+ _Address to the Chiefs on the opening of the Road of Gratitude_, Oct.
+ 1894.
+
+MR. STEVENSON said: ‘We are met together to-day to celebrate an event and
+to do honour to certain chiefs, my friends,—Lelei, Mataafa, Salevao, Poè,
+Teleso, Tupuola Lotofaga, Tupuola Amaile, Muliaiga, Ifopo, and Fatialofa.
+You are all aware in some degree of what has happened. You know these
+chiefs to have been prisoners; you perhaps know that during the term of
+their confinement, I had it in my power to do them certain favours. One
+thing some of you cannot know, that they were immediately repaid by
+answering attentions. They were liberated by the new administration; by
+the King, and the Chief Justice, and the Ta’its’ifono, who are here
+amongst us to-day, and to whom we all desire to tender our renewed and
+perpetual gratitude for that favour. As soon as they were free men—owing
+no man anything—instead of going home to their own places and families,
+they came to me; they offered to do this work for me as a free gift,
+without hire, without supplies, and I was tempted at first to refuse
+their offer. I knew the country to be poor, I knew famine threatening; I
+knew their families long disorganised for want of supervision. Yet I
+accepted, because I thought the lesson of that road might be more useful
+to Samoa than a thousand breadfruit trees; and because to myself it was
+an exquisite pleasure to receive that which was so handsomely offered.
+It is now done; you have trod it to-day in coming hither. It has been
+made for me by chiefs; some of them old, some sick, all newly delivered
+from a harassing confinement, and in spite of weather unusually hot and
+insalubrious. I have seen these chiefs labour valiantly with their own
+hands upon the work, and I have set up over it, now that it is finished,
+the name of ‘The Road of Gratitude’ (the road of loving hearts) and the
+names of those that built it. ‘In perpetuam memoriam,’ we say and speak
+idly. At least so long as my own life shall be spared, it shall be here
+perpetuated; partly for my pleasure and in my gratitude; partly for
+others; to continually publish the lesson of this road.’
+
+Addressing himself to the chiefs, Mr. Stevenson then said:—
+
+‘I will tell you, Chiefs, that, when I saw you working on that road, my
+heart grew warm; not with gratitude only, but with hope. It seemed to me
+that I read the promise of something good for Samoa; it seemed to me, as
+I looked at you, that you were a company of warriors in a battle,
+fighting for the defence of our common country against all aggression.
+For there is a time to fight, and a time to dig. You Samoans may fight,
+you may conquer twenty times, and thirty times, and all will be in vain.
+There is but one way to defend Samoa. Hear it before it is too late. It
+is to make roads, and gardens, and care for your trees, and sell their
+produce wisely, and, in one word, to occupy and use your country. If you
+do not others will.’
+
+The speaker then referred to the parable of the ‘Talents,’ Matt. xxv.
+14–30, and continuing, impressively asked: ‘What are you doing with your
+talent, Samoa? Your three talents, Savaii, Upolu, and Tutuila? Have you
+buried it in a napkin? Not Upolu at least. You have rather given it out
+to be trodden under feet of swine: and the swine cut down food trees and
+burn houses, according to the nature of swine, or of that much worse
+animal, foolish man, acting according to his folly. “Thou knewest that I
+reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed.” But God
+has both sown and strawed for you here in Samoa; He has given you a rich
+soil, a splendid sur copious rain; all is ready to your hand, half done.
+And I repeat to you that thing which is sure: if you do not occupy and
+use your country, others will. It will not continue to be yours or your
+childrens, if you occupy it for nothing. You and your children will in
+that case be cast out into outer darkness, where shall be weeping and
+gnashing of teeth; for that is the law of God which passeth not away. I
+who speak to you have seen these things. I have seen them with my
+eyes—these judgments of God. I have seen them in Ireland, and I have
+seen them in the mountains of my own country—Scotland—and my heart was
+sad. These were a fine people in the past—brave, gay, faithful, and very
+much like Samoans, except in one particular, that they were much wiser
+and better at that business of fighting of which you think so much. But
+the time came to them as it now comes to you, and it did not find them
+ready. The messenger came into their villages and they did not know him;
+they were told, as you are told, to use and occupy their country, and
+they would not hear. And now you may go through great tracts of the land
+and scarce meet a man or a smoking house, and see nothing but sheep
+feeding. The other people that I tell you of have come upon them like a
+foe in the night, and these are the other people’s sheep who browse upon
+the foundation of their houses. To come nearer; and I have seen this
+judgment in Oahu also. I have ridden there the whole day along the coast
+of an island. Hour after hour went by and I saw the face of no living
+man except that of the guide who rode with me. All along that desolate
+coast, in one bay after another, we saw, still standing, the churches
+that have been built by the Hawaiians of old. There must have been many
+hundreds, many thousands, dwelling there in old times, and worshipping
+God in these now empty churches. For to-day they were empty; the doors
+were closed, the villages had disappeared, the people were dead and gone;
+only the church stood on like a tombstone over a grave, in the midst of
+the white men’s sugar fields. The other people had come and used that
+country, and the Hawaiians who occupied it for nothing had been swept
+away, “where is weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
+
+‘I do not speak of this lightly, because I love Samoa and her people. I
+love the land, I have chosen it to be my home while I live, and my grave
+after I am dead; and I love the people, and have chosen them to be my
+people to live and die with. And I see that the day is come now of the
+great battle; of the great and the last opportunity by which it shall be
+decided, whether you are to pass away like these other races of which I
+have been speaking, or to stand fast and have your children living on and
+honouring your memory in the land you received of your fathers.
+
+‘The Land Commission and the Chief Justice will soon have ended their
+labours. Much of your land will be restored to you, to do what you can
+with. Now is the time the messenger is come into your villages to summon
+you; the man is come with the measuring rod; the fire is lighted in which
+you shall be tried; whether you are gold or dross. Now is the time for
+the true champions of Samoa to stand forth. And who is the true champion
+of Samoa? It is not the man who blackens his face, and cuts down trees,
+and kills pigs and wounded men. It is the man who makes roads, who
+plants food trees, who gathers harvests, and is a profitable servant
+before the Lord, using and improving that great talent that has been
+given him in trust. That is the brave soldier; that is the true
+champion; because all things in a country hang together like the links of
+the anchor cable, one by another: but the anchor itself is industry.
+
+‘There is a friend of most of us, who is far away; not to be forgotten
+where I am, where Tupuola is, where Poè Lelei, Mataafa, Solevao, Poè
+Teleso, Tupuola Lotofaga, Tupuolo Amaile, Muliaiga, Ifopo, Fatialofa,
+Lemusu are. He knew what I am telling you; no man better. He saw the
+day was come when Samoa had to walk in a new path, and to be defended,
+not only with guns and blackened faces, and the noise of men shouting,
+but by digging and planting, reaping and sowing. When he was still here
+amongst us, he busied himself planting cacao; he was anxious and eager
+about agriculture and commerce, and spoke and wrote continually; so that
+when we turn our minds to the same matters, we may tell ourselves that we
+are still obeying Mataafa. Ua tautala mai pea o ia ua mamao.
+
+‘I know that I do not speak to idle or foolish hearers. I speak to those
+who are not too proud to work for gratitude. Chiefs! You have worked
+for Tusitala, and he thanks you from his heart. In this, I could wish
+you could be an example to all Samoa—I wish every chief in these islands
+would turn to, and work, and build roads, and sow fields, and plant food
+trees, and educate his children and improve his talents—not for love of
+Tusitala, but for the love of his brothers, and his children, and the
+whole body of generations yet unborn.
+
+‘Chiefs! On this road that you have made many feet shall follow. The
+Romans were the bravest and greatest of people! mighty men of their
+hands, glorious fighters and conquerors. To this day in Europe you may
+go through parts of the country where all is marsh and bush, and perhaps
+after struggling through a thicket, you shall come forth upon an ancient
+road, solid and useful as the day it was made. You shall see men and
+women bearing their burdens along that even way, and you may tell
+yourself that it was built for them perhaps fifteen hundred years
+before,—perhaps before the coming of Christ,—by the Romans. And the
+people still remember and bless them for that convenience, and say to one
+another, that as the Romans were the bravest men to fight, so they were
+the best at building roads.
+
+‘Chiefs! Our road is not built to last a thousand years, yet in a sense
+it is. When a road is once built, it is a strange thing how it collects
+traffic, how every year as it goes on, more and more people are found to
+walk thereon, and others are raised up to repair and perpetuate it, and
+keep it alive; so that perhaps even this road of ours may, from
+reparation to reparation, continue to exist and be useful hundreds and
+hundreds of years after we are mingled in the dust. And it is my hope
+that our far-away descendants may remember and bless those who laboured
+for them to-day.’
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Printed by T. and A. CONSTABLE, Printers to His Majesty
+ at the Edinburgh University Press
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Vailima Letters, by Robert Louis Stevenson,
+Edited by Sidney Colvin
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+Title: Vailima Letters
+ being correspondence addressed by Robert Louis Stevenson
+ to Sidney Colvin
+
+
+Author: Robert Louis Stevenson
+
+Editor: Sidney Colvin
+
+Release Date: February 19, 2013 [eBook #387]
+[This file was first posted on December 5, 1995]
+
+
+Language: English
+
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+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK VAILIMA LETTERS***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1908 Methuen edition by David Price,
+email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/fpb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Portrait of Robert Louis Stevenson"
+title=
+"Portrait of Robert Louis Stevenson"
+src="images/fps.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<h1>VAILIMA LETTERS</h1>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BEING
+CORRESPONDENCE</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">ADDRESSED
+BY</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">ROBERT LOUIS</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">STEVENSON</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">TO</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">SIDNEY
+COLVIN</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">November</span>
+1890 &mdash; <span class="smcap">October</span> 1894</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">METHUEN AND CO.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">36 ESSEX STREET</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Seventh Edition</i></p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>First Published</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>November</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1895</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>Second Edition</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>December</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1895</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>Third Edition</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>February</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1901</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>Fourth Edition</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>October</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1904</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>Fifth Edition</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>March</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1906</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>Sixth Edition</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>October</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1907</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>Seventh Edition</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p><i>December</i></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1908</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p><span class="GutSmall">PAGE</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p><span class="smcap">Editorial Note</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#pagexi">xi</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p><span class="GutSmall">LETTER</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">I.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>November 1890</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page1">1</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>November 25&mdash;December 2, 1890</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page22">22</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>December 1890</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page33">33</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>January 17, 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page46">46</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>February 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page51">51</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>March 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page54">54</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>April 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page65">65</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>April 29&mdash;May 19, 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page70">70</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>June 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page77">77</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">X.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>September 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page82">82</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>September 28&mdash;October 13, 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page94">94</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>October 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page102">102</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>November 25&mdash;December 7, 1891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page110">110</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>December 1891&mdash;January 3, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page119">119</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>January 31&mdash;February 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page135">135</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XVI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>February&mdash;March 2, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page139">139</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XVII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>March 9&mdash;March 30, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page147">147</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XVIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>May 1&mdash;May 27, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page158">158</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>May 29&mdash;June 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page180">180</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>July 2&mdash;July 12, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page202">202</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>August&mdash;September 13, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page205">205</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>September 15&mdash;October 8, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page221">221</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>October 28&mdash;November 8, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page227">227</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXIV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>December 1&mdash;December 5, 1892</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page236">236</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>January&mdash;January 30, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page239">239</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXVI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>February 19&mdash;February 23, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page247">247</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXVII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>February 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page250">250</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXVIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>April&mdash;April 22, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page252">252</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXIX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>April 25&mdash;May 23, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page260">260</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>May 29&mdash;June 15, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page270">270</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>June 24&mdash;July 18, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page280">280</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>August 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page296">296</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>August 23&mdash;September 12, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page298">298</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXIV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>October 23&mdash;December 4, 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page306">306</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>December 1893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page313">313</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXVI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>January 29, 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page320">320</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXVII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>February 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page322">322</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXVIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>March 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page324">324</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XXXIX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>May 18, 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page330">330</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XL.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>June 18, 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page333">333</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XLI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>July 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page336">336</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XLII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>August 7&mdash;August 13, 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page340">340</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XLIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>September 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page343">343</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XLIV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>October 6, 1894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page348">348</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p>Epilogue</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page355">355</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p>Appendix</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page360">360</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2>LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Portrait of R. L. Stevenson; etched by W. Strang after a
+photograph by Falk of Sydney</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><i>Frontispiece</i></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Portrait of R. L. Stevenson on his Horse
+&lsquo;Jack&rsquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page119">119</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Portrait of R. L. Stevenson with the Native Chief Tui
+Malealiifano</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page320">320</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="pagexi"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xi</span>EDITORIAL NOTE.</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">So</span> much of preface seems necessary
+to this volume as may justify its publication and explain its
+origin.&nbsp; The writer was for many years my closest
+friend.&nbsp; It was in the summer of 1873 that a lady, whose
+gracious influence has helped to shape and encourage more than
+one distinguished career, first awakened my interest in him and
+drew us together.&nbsp; He was at that time a lad of twenty-two,
+with his powers not yet set nor his way of life determined.&nbsp;
+But to know him was to recognise at once that here was a young
+genius of whom great things might be expected.&nbsp; A slender,
+boyish presence, with a graceful, somewhat fantastic bearing, and
+a singular power and attraction in the eyes and smile, were the
+signs that first impressed you; and the impression was quickly
+confirmed and deepened by the charm of his talk, which was
+irresistibly sympathetic and inspiring, and not less full of
+matter than of mirth.&nbsp; I have known no man in whom the
+poet&rsquo;s heart and imagination were combined with such a
+brilliant strain of humour and such an unsleeping alertness and
+adroitness of the critical intelligence.&nbsp; But it was only in
+conversation that he could as yet <a name="pagexii"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xii</span>do himself justice.&nbsp; His
+earliest efforts in literature were of a very uneven and
+tentative quality.&nbsp; The reason partly was that in mode of
+expression and choice of language, no less than in the formation
+of opinion and the conduct of life, he was impatient, even to
+excess, of the conventional, the accepted, and the trite.&nbsp;
+His perceptions and emotions were acute and vivid in the extreme;
+his judgments, whether founded on experience, reading,
+discussion, or caprice (and a surprising amount of all these
+things had been crowded into his youthful existence) were not
+less fresh and personal; while to his ardent fancy the world was
+a theatre glowing with the lights and bustling with the incidents
+of romance.&nbsp; To find for all he had to say words of vital
+aptness and animation&mdash;to communicate as much as possible of
+what he has somewhere called &lsquo;the incommunicable thrill of
+things&rsquo;&mdash;was from the first his endeavour in
+literature, nay more, it was the main passion of his life.&nbsp;
+The instrument that should serve his purpose could not be forged
+in haste, still less could it be adopted at second hand or
+ready-made; and he has himself narrated how long and toilsome was
+the apprenticeship he served.</p>
+<p>In those days, then, of Stevenson&rsquo;s youth it was my good
+fortune to be of use to him, partly by helping to soften parental
+opposition to his inborn vocation for letters, partly by
+recommending him to editors (Mr. Hamerton, Sir George Grove, and
+Mr. Leslie Stephen in succession), and a little even <a
+name="pagexiii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xiii</span>by such
+technical hints as a classical training and five years&rsquo;
+seniority enabled me to give.&nbsp; It belonged to the richness
+of his nature to repay in all things much for little,
+<i>&#7953;&kappa;&alpha;&tau;&omicron;&mu;&beta;&omicron;&#7990;
+&#7952;&nu;&nu;&epsilon;&alpha;&beta;&omicron;&iota;&#974;&nu;</i>,
+and from these early relations sprang both the affection, to me
+inestimable, of which the following correspondence bears
+evidence, and the habit, which it pleased him to maintain after
+he had become one of the acknowledged masters of English letters,
+of confiding in and consulting me about his work in
+progress.&nbsp; It was my business to find fault; to
+&lsquo;damn&rsquo; what I did not like; a duty which, as will be
+inferred from the following pages, I was accustomed to discharge
+somewhat unsparingly.&nbsp; But he was too manly a spirit to
+desire or to relish flattery, and too true an artist to be
+content with doing less than his best: he knew, moreover, in what
+rank of English writers I put him, and for what audience, not of
+to-day, I would have him labour.&nbsp; <i>Tibi
+Palinure</i>&mdash;so, in the last weeks of his life, he proposed
+to inscribe to me a set of his collected works.&nbsp; Not
+Palinurus so much as Polonius may perhaps&mdash;or so I sometimes
+suspect&mdash;have been really the character; but his own amiable
+view of the matter has to be mentioned in order to account for
+part of the tenor of the following correspondence.</p>
+<p>As a letter-writer, Mr. Stevenson was punctilious in business
+matters (herein putting some violence on his nature),
+indefatigable where there was a service to be requited or a
+kindness done, <a name="pagexiv"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+xiv</span>and to strangers and slight acquaintances ever
+courteous and attentive.&nbsp; I am not sure, indeed, but that in
+this capacity it was the outer rather than the inner circle of
+his correspondents who, speaking generally, had the best of
+him.&nbsp; To his intimate friends he wrote charmingly indeed by
+fits, but often, at least in early days, in a manner not a little
+trying and tantalising.&nbsp; With these, his correspondence was
+apt to be a thing wholly of moods.&nbsp; &lsquo;Sordid
+facts,&rsquo; as he called them, were almost never mentioned:
+date and place one could never infer except from the
+postmark.&nbsp; He would exclaim over some predicament to the
+nature of which he gave no clue whatever, or appeal for sympathy
+in circumstances impossible to conjecture; or, starting in a key
+of vague poetry and sentiment, would wind up (in a manner
+characteristic also of his talk) with a rhapsody of hyperbolical
+slang.&nbsp; Or he would dilate on some new phase of his many
+maladies with burlesque humour&mdash;with complaint
+never&mdash;but what had been the nature of the attack you were
+left to wonder and guess in vain.&nbsp; During the period of his
+Odyssey in the South Seas, from August 1888 until the spring of
+1890, the remoteness and inaccessibility of the scenes he visited
+inevitably interrupted all correspondence for months together;
+and when at long intervals a packet reached us, the facts and
+circumstances of his wanderings were to be gathered from the
+admirable letters of Mrs. Stevenson (who has this feminine
+accomplishment in perfection) <a name="pagexv"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xv</span>rather than from his own.&nbsp; But
+when later in the last-mentioned year, 1890, he and his family
+were settled on their newly bought property on the mountain
+behind Apia, to which he gave the name of Vailima (five rivers),
+he for the first time, to my infinite gratification, took to
+writing me long and regular monthly budgets as full and
+particular as heart could wish; and this practice he maintained
+until within a few weeks of his death.</p>
+<p>It is these journal-letters from Samoa, covering with a few
+intervals the period from November 1890 to October 1894, that are
+printed by themselves in the present volume.&nbsp; They occupy a
+place, as has been indicated, quite apart in his correspondence,
+and in any general selection from his letters would fill a quite
+disproportionate space.&nbsp; Begun without a thought of
+publicity, and simply to maintain our intimacy undiminished, so
+far as might be, by separation, they assumed in the course of two
+or three years a bulk so considerable, and contained so much of
+the matter of his daily life and thoughts, that it by-and-by
+occurred to him, as may be read on page 200, that &lsquo;some
+kind of a book&rsquo; might be extracted out of them after his
+death.&nbsp; It is this passage which has given me my warrant for
+their publication, and at the same time has imposed on me no very
+easy editorial task.&nbsp; In a correspondence so unreserved, the
+duty of suppression and selection must needs be delicate.&nbsp;
+Belonging to the race of <a name="pagexvi"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. xvi</span>Scott and Dumas, of the romantic
+narrators and creators, Stevenson belonged no less to that of
+Montaigne and the literary egotists.&nbsp; The word seems out of
+place, since of egotism in the sense of vanity or selfishness he
+was of all men the most devoid; but he was nevertheless a
+watchful and ever interested observer of the motions of his own
+mind.&nbsp; He saw himself, as he saw everything else, (to borrow
+the words of Mr. Andrew Lang) with the lucidity of genius, and
+loved to put himself on terms of confidence with his readers; but
+of confidence kept always within fit limits, and permitting no
+undue intrusion into his private affairs and feelings.&nbsp; To
+maintain the same limits in the editing of an intimate
+correspondence after his death would have been impossible.&nbsp;
+I have tried to do my best under the circumstances; to suffer no
+feelings to be hurt that could be spared, and only to lift the
+veil of family life so far as under the conditions was
+unavoidable.&nbsp; Neither would it have been possible from such
+a correspondence to expunge the record of those trivialities
+which make up the chief part of life, even in surroundings so
+romantic and unusual as Stevenson in these years had chosen for
+himself.&nbsp; It belonged to the personal charm of the man that
+nothing ever seemed commonplace or insignificant in his company;
+but in correspondence this charm must needs to some extent
+evaporate.</p>
+<p>Such as they remain, then, these letters will be found a
+varied record, perfectly frank and familiar, <a
+name="pagexvii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xvii</span>of the
+writer&rsquo;s every-day moods, thoughts, and doings during his
+Samoan exile.&nbsp; They tell, with the zest and often in the
+language of a man who remained to the last a boy in spirit, of
+the pleasures and troubles of a planter founding his home in the
+virgin soil of a tropical island; the pleasures of an invalid
+beginning after many years to resume habits of outdoor life and
+exercise; the toils and satisfactions, failures and successes, of
+a creative artist whose invention was as fertile as his standards
+were high and his industry unflinching.&nbsp; These divers
+characters have probably never been so united in any man
+before.&nbsp; Something also they tell of the inward movements
+and affections of one of the bravest and tenderest of human
+hearts.&nbsp; One part of his life, it should be said, which his
+other letters will fully reveal, finds little expression in
+these, namely the relations of cordial and ungrudging kindness in
+which he stood towards the younger generation of writers at home,
+including many personally unknown to him.&nbsp; Neither do
+ordinary impressions of travel&mdash;impressions of the beauties
+of the tropics and the captivating strangeness of the island
+people and their ways&mdash;fill much space in them.&nbsp; These
+things were no longer new to the writer when the correspondence
+began; they had been part of the element of his life since the
+day, near two years before, when his yacht first anchored in the
+Bay of Nukahiva, and his soul, to quote his own words,
+&lsquo;went down with these moorings whence no windlass <a
+name="pagexviii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xviii</span>may
+extract nor any diver fish it up; and I, and some part of my
+ship&rsquo;s company, were from that hour the bondslaves of the
+isles of Vivien.&rsquo;&nbsp; In their stead we find, what to
+some readers may be hardly so welcome, the observations of a
+close student of native life, history, and manners, and some of
+the perplexities and pre-occupations of an island politician.</p>
+<p>The political allusions are seldom in the form of direct
+statement or narrative.&nbsp; To understand them, the reader must
+bear in mind a few main facts, which I shall state as briefly and
+plainly as possible.&nbsp; At the date when Stevenson settled in
+Samoa, the government of the island had lately been settled
+between the three powers interested, namely Germany, England, and
+the United States, at the convention of Berlin.&nbsp; Under this
+convention, Malietoa Laupepa, who had previously been deposed and
+deported by the Germans in favour of a nominee of their own, was
+reinstated as king, to the exclusion of his kinsman, the powerful
+and popular Mataafa, whose titles might be held equally good and
+whose abilities were certainly greater, but who was specially
+obnoxious to the Germans owing to his resistance to them during
+the troubles of the previous years.&nbsp; For a time the two
+kinsmen, Laupepa and Mataafa, lived on amicable terms, but
+presently differences arose between them.&nbsp; Mataafa had
+expected to occupy a position of influence in the government:
+finding himself ignored, he withdrew to a <a
+name="pagexix"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xix</span>camp a few
+miles outside the town of Apia, where he lived in semi-royal
+state as a kind of passive rebel or rival to the recognised
+king.&nbsp; In the meantime, in the course of the year 1891, the
+two white officials appointed under the Berlin Convention, namely
+the Chief Justice, a Swedish gentleman named Cedarkrantz, and the
+President of the Council, Baron Senfft von Pilsach, had come out
+to the islands and entered on their duties.&nbsp; In
+Stevenson&rsquo;s judgment these gentlemen proved quite unequal
+to their task, an opinion which before long came to be shared and
+acted on by the foreign offices of the three powers under whom
+they were appointed.&nbsp; Stevenson was no abstracted student or
+dreamer; the human interests and the human duties lying
+immediately about him were ever the first in his eyes: and petty
+and remote as these island concerns may appear to us, they were
+for him near and urgent.&nbsp; A man of his eager nature and
+persuasive powers must naturally acquire influence in any
+community in which he may be thrown, and among the natives in
+especial, by kindness, justice, and a sympathetic understanding
+of their ways and character, he soon came to enjoy a singular
+degree of authority.&nbsp; His unauthorised intervention in
+public matters may have been of a nature disconcerting to the
+official mind, but his purposes were at all times those of a
+peacemaker.&nbsp; The steady aim of his efforts was to bring
+about the withdrawal of the two discredited white <a
+name="pagexx"></a><span class="pagenum">p. xx</span>officials
+(against whom, it will be seen, he had no personal animus
+whatever) and to procure a reconciliation between Laupepa and
+Mataafa, so that the latter might exercise the share in the
+government due to his character, titles, and following.&nbsp; The
+first part of this policy commended itself after a time to the
+three powers and their agents, and was carried out; the second
+not; and his friend Mataafa was by-and-by attacked by the forces
+of Laupepa, beaten, and sent into exile.</p>
+<p>In reading the following pages it must be borne in mind that
+Mulinuu and Malie, the places respectively of Laupepa&rsquo;s and
+Mataafa&rsquo;s residence, are also used to signify their
+respective parties and followings.&nbsp; The reader will have no
+difficulty in identifying the various personages composing the
+family group whose names occur constantly in the correspondence,
+namely the writer&rsquo;s mother, his wife (&lsquo;Fanny&rsquo;),
+his stepson, Mr. Lloyd Osbourne (&lsquo;Lloyd&rsquo;), his
+step-daughter and amanuensis, Mrs. Strong (&lsquo;Belle&rsquo;),
+and her young son (&lsquo;Austin&rsquo;).&nbsp; Explanation of
+any other matters seeming to require it is added in the
+footnotes.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">S. C.</p>
+<p><i>August</i> 1895.</p>
+<h2><a name="page1"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 1</span>CHAPTER
+I</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>In the Mountain</i>, <i>Apia</i>,
+<i>Samoa</i>,<br />
+<i>Monday</i>, <i>November</i> 2<i>nd</i>, 1890</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This is a
+hard and interesting and beautiful life that we lead now.&nbsp;
+Our place is in a deep cleft of Vaea Mountain, some six hundred
+feet above the sea, embowered in forest, which is our strangling
+enemy, and which we combat with axes and dollars.&nbsp; I went
+crazy over outdoor work, and had at last to confine myself to the
+house, or literature must have gone by the board.&nbsp;
+<i>Nothing</i> is so interesting as weeding, clearing, and
+path-making; the oversight of labourers becomes a disease; it is
+quite an effort not to drop into the farmer; and it does make you
+feel so well.&nbsp; To come down covered with mud and drenched
+with sweat and rain after some hours in the bush, change, rub
+down, and take a chair in the verandah, is to taste a quiet
+conscience.&nbsp; And the strange thing that I mark is this: If I
+go out and make sixpence, bossing my labourers and plying the
+cutlass or the spade, idiot conscience applauds me; if I sit in
+the house and make twenty pounds, idiot conscience wails over my
+neglect and the day wasted.&nbsp; For near a fortnight I did not
+go beyond the verandah; then I found my rush of work run out, and
+went down for the night to Apia; put in Sunday afternoon with our
+consul, &lsquo;a nice young man,&rsquo; dined with my friend H.
+J. Moors in the evening, went to church&mdash;no less&mdash;at
+the white and half-white church&mdash;I had never been before,
+and was much interested; the woman I sat next <i>looked</i> a
+full-blood native, and it was in the prettiest and readiest
+English that she sang the hymns; back to Moors&rsquo;, where we
+yarned of the islands, being both wide wanderers, till bed-time;
+bed, sleep, breakfast, horse saddled; round to the mission, to
+get Mr. Clarke to be my interpreter; over with him to the
+King&rsquo;s, whom I have not called on since my return; received
+by that mild old gentleman; have some interesting talk with him
+about Samoan superstitions and my land&mdash;the scene of a great
+battle in his (Malietoa Laupepa&rsquo;s) youth&mdash;the place
+which we have cleared the platform of his fort&mdash;the gulley
+of the stream full of dead bodies&mdash;the fight rolled off up
+Vaea mountain-side; back with Clarke to the Mission; had a bit of
+lunch and consulted over a queer point of missionary policy just
+arisen, about our new Town Hall and the balls there&mdash;too
+long to go into, but a quaint example of the intricate questions
+which spring up daily in the missionary path.</p>
+<p>Then off up the hill; Jack very fresh, the sun (close on noon)
+staring hot, the breeze very strong and pleasant; the ineffable
+green country all round&mdash;gorgeous little birds (I think they
+are humming birds, but they say not) skirmishing in the wayside
+flowers.&nbsp; About a quarter way up I met a native coming down
+with the trunk of a cocoa palm across his shoulder; his brown
+breast glittering with sweat and oil:
+&lsquo;Talofa&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Talofa, alii&mdash;You see that
+white man?&nbsp; He speak for you.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;White man
+he gone up here?&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Ioe
+(Yes)&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Tofa, alii&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Tofa,
+soifua!&rsquo;&nbsp; I put on Jack up the steep path, till he is
+all as white as shaving stick&mdash;Brown&rsquo;s euxesis, wish I
+had some&mdash;past Tanugamanono, a bush village&mdash;see into
+the houses as I pass&mdash;they are open sheds scattered on a
+green&mdash;see the brown folk sitting there, suckling kids,
+sleeping on their stiff wooden pillows&mdash;then on through the
+wood path&mdash;and here I find the mysterious white man (poor
+devil!) with his twenty years&rsquo; certificate of good
+behaviour as a book-keeper, frozen out by the strikes in the
+colonies, come up here on a chance, no work to be found, big
+hotel bill, no ship to leave in&mdash;and come up to beg twenty
+dollars because he heard I was a Scotchman, offering to leave his
+portmanteau in pledge.&nbsp; Settle this, and on again; and here
+my house comes in view, and a war whoop fetches my wife and Henry
+(or Simel&eacute;), our Samoan boy, on the front balcony; and I
+am home again, and only sorry that I shall have to go down again
+to Apia this day week.&nbsp; I could, and would, dwell here
+unmoved, but there are things to be attended to.</p>
+<p>Never say I don&rsquo;t give you details and news.&nbsp; That
+is a picture of a letter.</p>
+<p>I have been hard at work since I came; three chapters of
+<i>The Wrecker</i>, and since that, eight of the South Sea book,
+and, along and about and in between, a hatful of verses.&nbsp;
+Some day I&rsquo;ll send the verse to you, and you&rsquo;ll say
+if any of it is any good.&nbsp; I have got in a better vein with
+the South Sea book, as I think you will see; I think these
+chapters will do for the volume without much change.&nbsp; Those
+that I did in the <i>Janet Nicoll</i>, under the most ungodly
+circumstances, I fear will want a lot of suppling and lightening,
+but I hope to have your remarks in a month or two upon that
+point.&nbsp; It seems a long while since I have heard from
+you.&nbsp; I do hope you are well.&nbsp; I am wonderful, but
+tired from so much work; &rsquo;tis really immense what I have
+done; in the South Sea book I have fifty pages copied fair, some
+of which has been four times, and all twice written, certainly
+fifty pages of solid scriving inside a fortnight, but I was at it
+by seven a.m. till lunch, and from two till four or five every
+day; between whiles, verse and blowing on the flageolet; never
+outside.&nbsp; If you could see this place! but I don&rsquo;t
+want any one to see it till my clearing is done, and my house
+built.&nbsp; It will be a home for angels.</p>
+<p>So far I wrote after my bit of dinner, some cold meat and
+bananas, on arrival.&nbsp; Then out to see where Henry and some
+of the men were clearing the garden; for it was plain there was
+to be no work to-day indoors, and I must set in consequence to
+farmering.&nbsp; I stuck a good while on the way up, for the path
+there is largely my own handiwork, and there were a lot of
+sprouts and saplings and stones to be removed.&nbsp; Then I
+reached our clearing just where the streams join in one; it had a
+fine autumn smell of burning, the smoke blew in the woods, and
+the boys were pretty merry and busy.&nbsp; Now I had a private
+design:&mdash;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p5b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Map"
+title=
+"Map"
+src="images/p5s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>The Vaita&rsquo;e I had explored pretty far up; not yet the
+other stream, the Vaituliga (g=nasal n, as ng in sing); and up
+that, with my wood knife, I set off alone.&nbsp; It is here quite
+dry; it went through endless woods; about as broad as a
+Devonshire lane, here and there crossed by fallen trees; huge
+trees overhead in the sun, dripping lianas and tufted with
+orchids, tree ferns, ferns depending with air roots from the
+steep banks, great arums&mdash;I had not skill enough to say if
+any of them were the edible kind, one of our staples
+here!&mdash;hundreds of bananas&mdash;another staple&mdash;and
+alas!&nbsp; I had skill enough to know all of these for the bad
+kind that bears no fruit.&nbsp; My Henry moralised over this the
+other day; how hard it was that the bad banana flourished wild,
+and the good must be weeded and tended; and I had not the heart
+to tell him how fortunate they were here, and how hungry were
+other lands by comparison.&nbsp; The ascent of this lovely lane
+of my dry stream filled me with delight.&nbsp; I could not but be
+reminded of old Mayne Reid, as I have been more than once since I
+came to the tropics; and I thought, if Reid had been still
+living, I would have written to tell him that, for, me, <i>it had
+come true</i>; and I thought, forbye, that, if the great powers
+go on as they are going, and the Chief Justice delays, it would
+come truer still; and the war-conch will sound in the hills, and
+my home will be inclosed in camps, before the year is
+ended.&nbsp; And all at once&mdash;mark you, how Mayne Reid is on
+the spot&mdash;a strange thing happened.&nbsp; I saw a liana
+stretch across the bed of the brook about breast-high, swung up
+my knife to sever it, and&mdash;behold, it was a wire!&nbsp; On
+either hand it plunged into thick bush; to-morrow I shall see
+where it goes and get a guess perhaps of what it means.&nbsp;
+To-day I know no more than&mdash;there it is.&nbsp; A little
+higher the brook began to trickle, then to fill.&nbsp; At last,
+as I meant to do some work upon the homeward trail, it was time
+to turn.&nbsp; I did not return by the stream; knife in hand, as
+long as my endurance lasted, I was to cut a path in the congested
+bush.</p>
+<p>At first it went ill with me; I got badly stung as high as the
+elbows by the stinging plant; I was nearly hung in a tough
+liana&mdash;a rotten trunk giving way under my feet; it was
+deplorable bad business.&nbsp; And an axe&mdash;if I dared swing
+one&mdash;would have been more to the purpose than my
+cutlass.&nbsp; Of a sudden things began to go strangely easier; I
+found stumps, bushing out again; my body began to wonder, then my
+mind; I raised my eyes and looked ahead; and, by George, I was no
+longer pioneering, I had struck an old track overgrown, and was
+restoring an old path.&nbsp; So I laboured till I was in such a
+state that Carolina Wilhelmina Skeggs could scarce have found a
+name for it.&nbsp; Thereon desisted; returned to the stream; made
+my way down that stony track to the garden, where the smoke was
+still hanging and the sun was still in the high tree-tops, and so
+home.&nbsp; Here, fondly supposing my long day was over, I rubbed
+down; exquisite agony; water spreads the poison of these weeds; I
+got it all over my hands, on my chest, in my eyes, and presently,
+while eating an orange, <i>&agrave; la</i> Raratonga, burned my
+lip and eye with orange juice.&nbsp; Now, all day, our three
+small pigs had been adrift, to the mortal peril of our corn,
+lettuce, onions, etc., and as I stood smarting on the back
+verandah, behold the three piglings issuing from the wood just
+opposite.&nbsp; Instantly I got together as many boys as I
+could&mdash;three, and got the pigs penned against the rampart of
+the sty, till the others joined; whereupon we formed a cordon,
+closed, captured the deserters, and dropped them, squeaking
+amain, into their strengthened barracks where, please God, they
+may now stay!</p>
+<p>Perhaps you may suppose the day now over; you are not the head
+of a plantation, my juvenile friend.&nbsp; Politics succeeded:
+Henry got adrift in his English, Bene was too cowardly to tell me
+what he was after: result, I have lost seven good labourers, and
+had to sit down and write to you to keep my temper.&nbsp; Let me
+sketch my lads.&mdash;Henry&mdash;Henry has gone down to town or
+I could not be writing to you&mdash;this were the hour of his
+English lesson else, when he learns what he calls &lsquo;long
+expessions&rsquo; or &lsquo;your chief&rsquo;s language&rsquo;
+for the matter of an hour and a half&mdash;Henry is a chiefling
+from Savaii; I once loathed, I now like and&mdash;pending fresh
+discoveries&mdash;have a kind of respect for Henry.&nbsp; He does
+good work for us; goes among the labourers, bossing and watching;
+helps Fanny; is civil, kindly, thoughtful; <i>O si sic
+semper</i>!&nbsp; But will he be &lsquo;his sometime self
+throughout the year&rsquo;?&nbsp; Anyway, he has deserved of us,
+and he must disappoint me sharply ere I give him
+up.&mdash;Bene&mdash;or Peni-Ben, in plain English&mdash;is
+supposed to be my ganger; the Lord love him!&nbsp; God made a
+truckling coward, there is his full history.&nbsp; He cannot tell
+me what he wants; he dares not tell me what is wrong; he dares
+not transmit my orders or translate my censures.&nbsp; And with
+all this, honest, sober, industrious, miserably smiling over the
+miserable issue of his own unmanliness.&mdash;Paul&mdash;a
+German&mdash;cook and steward&mdash;a glutton of work&mdash;a
+splendid fellow; drawbacks, three: (1) no cook; (2) an inveterate
+bungler; a man with twenty thumbs, continually falling in the
+dishes, throwing out the dinner, preserving the garbage; (3) a
+dr&mdash;, well, don&rsquo;t let us say that&mdash;but we
+daren&rsquo;t let him go to town, and he&mdash;poor, good
+soul&mdash;is afraid to be let go.&mdash;Lafaele (Raphael), a
+strong, dull, deprecatory man; splendid with an axe, if watched;
+the better for a rowing, when he calls me &lsquo;Papa&rsquo; in
+the most wheedling tones; desperately afraid of ghosts, so that
+he dare not walk alone up in the banana patch&mdash;see
+map.&nbsp; The rest are changing labourers; and to-night, owing
+to the miserable cowardice of Peni, who did not venture to tell
+me what the men wanted&mdash;and which was no more than
+fair&mdash;all are gone&mdash;and my weeding in the article of
+being finished!&nbsp; Pity the sorrows of a planter.</p>
+<p>I am, Sir, yours, and be jowned to you, The Planter,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i> 3<i>rd</i></p>
+<p>I begin to see the whole scheme of letter-writing; you sit
+down every day and pour out an equable stream of twaddle.</p>
+<p>This morning all my fears were fled, and all the trouble had
+fallen to the lot of Peni himself, who deserved it; my field was
+full of weeders; and I am again able to justify the ways of
+God.&nbsp; All morning I worked at the South Seas, and finished
+the chapter I had stuck upon on Saturday.&nbsp; Fanny, awfully
+hove-to with rheumatics and injuries received upon the field of
+sport and glory, chasing pigs, was unable to go up and down
+stairs, so she sat upon the back verandah, and my work was
+chequered by her cries.&nbsp; &lsquo;Paul, you take a spade to do
+that&mdash;dig a hole first.&nbsp; If you do that, you&rsquo;ll
+cut your foot off!&nbsp; Here, you boy, what you do there?&nbsp;
+You no get work?&nbsp; You go find Simel&eacute;; he give you
+work.&nbsp; Peni, you tell this boy he go find Simel&eacute;;
+suppose Simel&eacute; no give him work, you tell him go
+&rsquo;way.&nbsp; I no want him here.&nbsp; That boy no
+good.&rsquo;&mdash;<i>Peni</i> (from the distance in reassuring
+tones), &lsquo;All right, sir!&rsquo;&mdash;<i>Fanny</i> (after a
+long pause), &lsquo;Peni, you tell that boy go find
+Simel&eacute;!&nbsp; I no want him stand here all day.&nbsp; I no
+pay that boy.&nbsp; I see him all day.&nbsp; He no do
+nothing.&rsquo;&mdash;Luncheon, beef, soda-scones, fried bananas,
+pine-apple in claret, coffee.&nbsp; Try to write a poem; no
+go.&nbsp; Play the flageolet.&nbsp; Then sneakingly off to
+farmering and pioneering.&nbsp; Four gangs at work on our place;
+a lively scene; axes crashing and smoke blowing; all the knives
+are out.&nbsp; But I rob the garden party of one without a stock,
+and you should see my hand&mdash;cut to ribbons.&nbsp; Now I want
+to do my path up the Vaituliga single-handed, and I want it to
+burst on the public complete.&nbsp; Hence, with devilish
+ingenuity, I begin it at different places; so that if you stumble
+on one section, you may not even then suspect the fulness of my
+labours.&nbsp; Accordingly, I started in a new place, below the
+wire, and hoping to work up to it.&nbsp; It was perhaps lucky I
+had so bad a cutlass, and my smarting hand bid me stay before I
+had got up to the wire, but just in season, so that I was only
+the better of my activity, not dead beat as yesterday.</p>
+<p>A strange business it was, and infinitely solitary; away
+above, the sun was in the high tree-tops; the lianas noosed and
+sought to hang me; the saplings struggled, and came up with that
+sob of death that one gets to know so well; great, soft, sappy
+trees fell at a lick of the cutlass, little tough switches
+laughed at and dared my best endeavour.&nbsp; Soon, toiling down
+in that pit of verdure, I heard blows on the far side, and then
+laughter.&nbsp; I confess a chill settled on my heart.</p>
+<p>Being so dead alone, in a place where by rights none should be
+beyond me, I was aware, upon interrogation, if those blows had
+drawn nearer, I should (of course quite unaffectedly) have
+executed a strategic movement to the rear; and only the other day
+I was lamenting my insensibility to superstition!&nbsp; Am I
+beginning to be sucked in?&nbsp; Shall I become a midnight
+twitterer like my neighbours?&nbsp; At times I thought the blows
+were echoes; at times I thought the laughter was from
+birds.&nbsp; For our birds are strangely human in their
+calls.&nbsp; Vaea mountain about sundown sometimes rings with
+shrill cries, like the hails of merry, scattered children.&nbsp;
+As a matter of fact, I believe stealthy wood-cutters from
+Tanugamanono were above me in the wood and answerable for the
+blows; as for the laughter, a woman and two children had come and
+asked Fanny&rsquo;s leave to go up shrimp-fishing in the burn;
+beyond doubt, it was these I heard.&nbsp; Just at the right time
+I returned; to wash down, change, and begin this snatch of letter
+before dinner was ready, and to finish it afterwards, before
+Henry has yet put in an appearance for his lesson in &lsquo;long
+explessions.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Dinner: stewed beef and potatoes, baked bananas, new
+loaf-bread hot from the oven, pine-apple in claret.&nbsp; These
+are great days; we have been low in the past; but now are we as
+belly-gods, enjoying all things.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.&nbsp; (<i>Hist.
+Vailima resumed</i>.)</p>
+<p>A gorgeous evening of after-glow in the great tree-tops and
+behind the mountain, and full moon over the lowlands and the sea,
+inaugurated a night of horrid cold.&nbsp; To you effete denizens
+of the so-called temperate zone, it had seemed nothing; neither
+of us could sleep; we were up seeking extra coverings, I know not
+at what hour&mdash;it was as bright as day.&nbsp; The moon right
+over Vaea&mdash;near due west, the birds strangely silent, and
+the wood of the house tingling with cold; I believe it must have
+been 60&deg;!&nbsp; Consequence; Fanny has a headache and is
+wretched, and I could do no work.&nbsp; (I am trying all round
+for a place to hold my pen; you will hear why later on; this to
+explain penmanship.)&nbsp; I wrote two pages, very bad, no
+movement, no life or interest; then I wrote a business letter;
+then took to tootling on the flageolet, till glory should call me
+farmering.</p>
+<p>I took up at the fit time Lafaele and Mauga&mdash;Mauga,
+accent on the first, is a mountain, I don&rsquo;t know what
+Maug&agrave; means&mdash;mind what I told you of the value of
+g&mdash;to the garden, and set them digging, then turned my
+attention to the path.&nbsp; I could not go into my bush path for
+two reasons: 1st, sore hands; 2nd, had on my trousers and good
+shoes.&nbsp; Lucky it was.&nbsp; Right in the wild lime hedge
+which cuts athwart us just homeward of the garden, I found a
+great bed of kuikui&mdash;sensitive plant&mdash;our deadliest
+enemy.&nbsp; A fool brought it to this island in a pot, and used
+to lecture and sentimentalise over the tender thing.&nbsp; The
+tender thing has now taken charge of this island, and men fight
+it, with torn hands, for bread and life.&nbsp; A singular,
+insidious thing, shrinking and biting like a weasel; clutching by
+its roots as a limpet clutches to a rock.&nbsp; As I fought him,
+I bettered some verses in my poem, the <i>Woodman</i>; the only
+thought I gave to letters.&nbsp; Though the kuikui was thick,
+there was but a small patch of it, and when I was done I attacked
+the wild lime, and had a hand-to-hand skirmish with its spines
+and elastic suckers.&nbsp; All this time, close by, in the
+cleared space of the garden, Lafaele and Maug&agrave; were
+digging.&nbsp; Suddenly quoth Lafaele, &lsquo;Somebody he sing
+out.&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Somebody he sing out?&nbsp; All
+right.&nbsp; I go.&rsquo;&nbsp; And I went and found they had
+been whistling and &lsquo;singing out&rsquo; for long, but the
+fold of the hill and the uncleared bush shuts in the garden so
+that no one heard, and I was late for dinner, and Fanny&rsquo;s
+headache was cross; and when the meal was over, we had to cut up
+a pineapple which was going bad, to make jelly of; and the next
+time you have a handful of broken blood-blisters, apply
+pine-apple juice, and you will give me news of it, and I request
+a specimen of your hand of write five minutes after&mdash;the
+historic moment when I tackled this history.&nbsp; My day so
+far.</p>
+<p>Fanny was to have rested.&nbsp; Blessed Paul began making a
+duck-house; she let him be; the duck-house fell down, and she had
+to set her hand to it.&nbsp; He was then to make a drinking-place
+for the pigs; she let him be again&mdash;he made a stair by which
+the pigs will probably escape this evening, and she was near
+weeping.&nbsp; Impossible to blame the indefatigable fellow;
+energy is too rare and goodwill too noble a thing to discourage;
+but it&rsquo;s trying when she wants a rest.&nbsp; Then she had
+to cook the dinner; then, of course&mdash;like a fool and a
+woman&mdash;must wait dinner for me, and make a flurry of
+herself.&nbsp; Her day so far.&nbsp; <i>Cetera adhuc
+desunt</i>.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday&mdash;I think</i>.</p>
+<p>I have been too tired to add to this chronicle, which will at
+any rate give you some guess of our employment.&nbsp; All goes
+well; the kuikui&mdash;(think of this mispronunciation having
+actually infected me to the extent of misspelling! tuitui is the
+word by rights)&mdash;the tuitui is all out of the
+paddock&mdash;a fenced park between the house and boundary;
+Peni&rsquo;s men start to-day on the road; the garden is part
+burned, part dug; and Henry, at the head of a troop of underpaid
+assistants, is hard at work clearing.&nbsp; The part clearing you
+will see from the map; from the house run down to the stream
+side, up the stream nearly as high as the garden; then back to
+the star which I have just added to the map.</p>
+<p>My long, silent contests in the forest have had a strange
+effect on me.&nbsp; The unconcealed vitality of these vegetables,
+their exuberant number and strength, the attempts&mdash;I can use
+no other word&mdash;of lianas to enwrap and capture the intruder,
+the awful silence, the knowledge that all my efforts are only
+like the performance of an actor, the thing of a moment, and the
+wood will silently and swiftly heal them up with fresh
+effervescence; the cunning sense of the tuitui, suffering itself
+to be touched with wind-swayed grasses and not minding&mdash;but
+let the grass be moved by a man, and it shuts up; the whole
+silent battle, murder, and slow death of the contending forest;
+weigh upon the imagination.&nbsp; My poem the <i>Woodman</i>
+stands; but I have taken refuge in a new story, which just shot
+through me like a bullet in one of my moments of awe, alone in
+that tragic jungle:&mdash;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center"><i>The High Woods
+of Ulufanua</i>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>A South Sea Bridal.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Under the Ban.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Savao and Faavao.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Cries in the High Wood.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Rumour full of Tongues.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Hour of Peril.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">7.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Day of Vengeance.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>It is very strange, very extravagant, I daresay; but
+it&rsquo;s varied, and picturesque, and has a pretty love affair,
+and ends well.&nbsp; Ulufanua is a lovely Samoan word, ulu=grove;
+fanua=land; grove-land&mdash;&lsquo;the tops of the high
+trees.&rsquo;&nbsp; Savao, &lsquo;sacred to the wood,&rsquo; and
+Faavao, &lsquo;wood-ways,&rsquo; are the names of two of the
+characters, Ulufanua the name of the supposed island.</p>
+<p>I am very tired, and rest off to-day from all but
+letters.&nbsp; Fanny is quite done up; she could not sleep last
+night, something it seemed like asthma&mdash;I trust not.&nbsp; I
+suppose Lloyd will be about, so you can give him the benefit of
+this long scrawl.&nbsp; Never say that I <i>can&rsquo;t</i> write
+a letter, say that I don&rsquo;t.&mdash;Yours ever, my dearest
+fellow,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Later on Friday</i>.</p>
+<p>The guid wife had bread to bake, and she baked it in a pan,
+O!&nbsp; But between whiles she was down with me weeding
+sensitive in the paddock.&nbsp; The men have but now passed over
+it; I was round in that very place to see the weeding was done
+thoroughly, and already the reptile springs behind our
+heels.&nbsp; Tuitui is a truly strange beast, and gives food for
+thought.&nbsp; I am nearly sure&mdash;I cannot yet be quite, I
+mean to experiment, when I am less on the hot chase of the
+beast&mdash;that, even at the instant he shrivels up his leaves,
+he strikes his prickles downward so as to catch the uprooting
+finger; instinctive, say the gabies; but so is man&rsquo;s
+impulse to strike out.&nbsp; One thing that takes and holds me is
+to see the strange variation in the propagation of alarm among
+these rooted beasts; at times it spreads to a radius (I speak by
+the guess of the eye) of five or six inches; at times only one
+individual plant appears frightened at a time.&nbsp; We tried how
+long it took one to recover; &rsquo;tis a sanguine creature; it
+is all abroad again before (I guess again) two minutes.&nbsp; It
+is odd how difficult in this world it is to be armed.&nbsp; The
+double armour of this plant betrays it.&nbsp; In a thick tuft,
+where the leaves disappear, I thrust in my hand, and the bite of
+the thorns betrays the topmost stem.&nbsp; In the open again, and
+when I hesitate if it be clover, a touch on the leaves, and its
+fine sense and retractile action betrays its identity at
+once.&nbsp; Yet it has one gift incomparable.&nbsp; Rome had
+virtue and knowledge; Rome perished.&nbsp; The sensitive plant
+has indigestible seeds&mdash;so they say&mdash;and it will
+flourish for ever.&nbsp; I give my advice thus to a young
+plant&mdash;have a strong root, a weak stem, and an indigestible
+seed; so you will outlast the eternal city, and your progeny will
+clothe mountains, and the irascible planter will blaspheme in
+vain.&nbsp; The weak point of tuitui is that its stem is
+strong.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Supplementary Page</i>.</p>
+<p>Here beginneth the third lesson, which is not from the planter
+but from a less estimable character, the writer of books.</p>
+<p>I want you to understand about this South Sea Book.&nbsp; The
+job is immense; I stagger under material.&nbsp; I have seen the
+first big <i>tache</i>.&nbsp; It was necessary to see the smaller
+ones; the letters were at my hand for the purpose, but I was not
+going to lose this experience; and, instead of writing mere
+letters, have poured out a lot of stuff for the book.&nbsp; How
+this works and fits, time is to show.&nbsp; But I believe, in
+time, I shall get the whole thing in form.&nbsp; Now, up to date,
+that is all my design, and I beg to warn you till we have the
+whole (or much) of the stuff together, you can hardly
+judge&mdash;and I can hardly judge.&nbsp; Such a mass of stuff is
+to be handled, if possible without repetition&mdash;so much
+foreign matter to be introduced&mdash;if possible with
+perspicuity&mdash;and, as much as can be, a spirit of narrative
+to be preserved.&nbsp; You will find that come stronger as I
+proceed, and get the explanations worked through.&nbsp; Problems
+of style are (as yet) dirt under my feet; my problem is
+architectural, creative&mdash;to get this stuff jointed and
+moving.&nbsp; If I can do that, I will trouble you for style;
+anybody might write it, and it would be splendid;
+well-engineered, the masses right, the blooming thing
+travelling&mdash;twig?</p>
+<p>This I wanted you to understand, for lots of the stuff sent
+home is, I imagine, rot&mdash;and slovenly rot&mdash;and some of
+it pompous rot; and I want you to understand it&rsquo;s a
+<i>lay-in</i>.</p>
+<p>Soon, if the tide of poeshie continues, I&rsquo;ll send you a
+whole lot to damn.&nbsp; You never said thank-you for the
+handsome tribute addressed to you from Apemama; such is the
+gratitude of the world to the God-sent poick.&nbsp; Well,
+well:&mdash;&lsquo;Vex not thou the poick&rsquo;s mind, With thy
+coriaceous ingratitude, The P. will be to your faults more than a
+little blind, And yours is a far from handsome
+attitude.&rsquo;&nbsp; Having thus dropped into poetry in a
+spirit of friendship, I have the honour to subscribe myself,
+Sir,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Your obedient humble servant,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Silas
+Wegg</span>.</p>
+<p>I suppose by this you will have seen the lad&mdash;and his
+feet will have been in the Monument&mdash;and his eyes beheld the
+face of George.&nbsp; Well!</p>
+<p>There is much eloquence in a well!<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I am, Sir<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Yours</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">The Epigrammatist</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p21.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Robert Louis Stevenson written three times to form a triangle"
+title=
+"Robert Louis Stevenson written three times to form a triangle"
+src="images/p21.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">FINIS&mdash;EXPLICIT</p>
+<h2><a name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+22</span>CHAPTER II</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>, <i>Tuesday</i>,
+<i>November</i> 25<i>th</i>, 1890.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I wanted to
+go out bright and early to go on with my survey.&nbsp; You never
+heard of that.&nbsp; The world has turned, and much water run
+under bridges, since I stopped my diary.&nbsp; I have written six
+more chapters of the book, all good I potently believe, and given
+up, as a deception of the devil&rsquo;s, the High Woods.&nbsp; I
+have been once down to Apia, to a huge native feast at
+Seumanutafa&rsquo;s, the chief of Apia.&nbsp; There was a vast
+mass of food, crowds of people, the police charging among them
+with whips, the whole in high good humour on both sides; infinite
+noise; and a historic event&mdash;Mr. Clarke, the missionary, and
+his wife, assisted at a native dance.&nbsp; On my return from
+this function, I found work had stopped; no more South Seas in my
+belly.&nbsp; Well, Henry had cleared a great deal of our bush on
+a contract, and it ought to be measured.&nbsp; I set myself to
+the task with a tape-line; it seemed a dreary business; then I
+borrowed a prismatic compass, and tackled the task afresh.&nbsp;
+I have no books; I had not touched an instrument nor given a
+thought to the business since the year of grace 1871; you can
+imagine with what interest I sat down yesterday afternoon to
+reduce my observations; five triangles I had taken; all five came
+right, to my ineffable joy.&nbsp; Our dinner&mdash;the lowest we
+have ever been&mdash;consisted of <i>one avocado pear</i> between
+Fanny and me, a ship&rsquo;s biscuit for the guidman, white bread
+for the Missis, and red wine for the twa.&nbsp; No salt horse,
+even, in all Vailima!&nbsp; After dinner Henry came, and I began
+to teach him decimals; you wouldn&rsquo;t think I knew them
+myself after so long desuetude!</p>
+<p>I could not but wonder how Henry stands his evenings here; the
+Polynesian loves gaiety&mdash;I feed him with decimals, the
+mariner&rsquo;s compass, derivations, grammar, and the like;
+delecting myself, after the manner of my race, <i>moult
+tristement</i>.&nbsp; I suck my paws; I live for my dexterities
+and by my accomplishments; even my clumsinesses are my
+joy&mdash;my woodcuts, my stumbling on the pipe, this surveying
+even&mdash;and even weeding sensitive; anything to do with the
+mind, with the eye, with the hand&mdash;with a part of <i>me</i>;
+diversion flows in these ways for the dreary man.&nbsp; But
+gaiety is what these children want; to sit in a crowd, tell
+stories and pass jests, to hear one another laugh and scamper
+with the girls.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s good fun, too, I believe, but
+not for R. L. S., <i>&aelig;tat.</i> 40.&nbsp; Which I am now
+past forty, Custodian, and not one penny the worse that I can
+see; as amusable as ever; to be on board ship is reward enough
+for me; give me the wages of going on&mdash;in a schooner!&nbsp;
+Only, if ever I were gay, which I misremember, I am gay no
+more.&nbsp; And here is poor Henry passing his evenings on my
+intellectual husks, which the professors masticated; keeping the
+accounts of the estate&mdash;all wrong I have no doubt&mdash;I
+keep no check, beyond a very rough one; marching in with a cloudy
+brow, and the day-book under his arm; tackling decimals, coming
+with cases of conscience&mdash;how would an English chief behave
+in such a case? etc.; and, I am bound to say, on any glimmer of a
+jest, lapsing into native hilarity as a tree straightens itself
+after the wind is by.&nbsp; The other night I remembered my old
+friend&mdash;I believe yours also&mdash;Scholastikos, and
+administered the crow and the anchor&mdash;they were quite fresh
+to Samoan ears (this implies a very early severance)&mdash;and I
+thought the anchor would have made away with my Simel&egrave;
+altogether.</p>
+<p>Fanny&rsquo;s time, in this interval, has been largely
+occupied in contending publicly with wild swine.&nbsp; We have a
+black sow; we call her Jack Sheppard; impossible to confine
+her&mdash;impossible also for her to be confined!&nbsp; To my
+sure knowledge she has been in an interesting condition for
+longer than any other sow in story; else she had long died the
+death; as soon as she is brought to bed, she shall count her
+days.&nbsp; I suppose that sow has cost us in days&rsquo; labour
+from thirty to fifty dollars; as many as eight boys (at a dollar
+a day) have been twelve hours in chase of her.&nbsp; Now it is
+supposed that Fanny has outwitted her; she grins behind broad
+planks in what was once the cook-house.&nbsp; She is a wild pig;
+far handsomer than any tame; and when she found the cook-house
+was too much for her methods of evasion, she lay down on the
+floor and refused food and drink for a whole Sunday.&nbsp; On
+Monday morning she relapsed, and now eats and drinks like a
+little man.&nbsp; I am reminded of an incident.&nbsp; Two Sundays
+ago, the sad word was brought that the sow was out again; this
+time she had carried another in her flight.&nbsp; Moors and I and
+Fanny were strolling up to the garden, and there by the waterside
+we saw the black sow, looking guilty.&nbsp; It seemed to me
+beyond words; but Fanny&rsquo;s <i>cri du c&oelig;ur</i> was
+delicious: &lsquo;G-r-r!&rsquo; she cried; &lsquo;nobody loves
+you!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I would I could tell you the moving story of our cart and
+cart-horses; the latter are dapple-grey, about sixteen hands, and
+of enormous substance; the former was a kind of red and green
+shandry-dan with a driving bench; plainly unfit to carry lumber
+or to face our road.&nbsp; (Remember that the last third of my
+road, about a mile, is all made out of a bridle-track by my
+boys&mdash;and my dollars.)&nbsp; It was supposed a white man had
+been found&mdash;an ex-German artilleryman&mdash;to drive this
+last; he proved incapable and drunken; the gallant Henry, who had
+never driven before, and knew nothing about horses&mdash;except
+the rats and weeds that flourish on the
+islands&mdash;volunteered; Moors accepted, proposing to follow
+and supervise: despatched his work and started after.&nbsp; No
+cart! he hurried on up the road&mdash;no cart.&nbsp; Transfer the
+scene to Vailima, where on a sudden to Fanny and me, the cart
+appears, apparently at a hard gallop, some two hours before it
+was expected; Henry radiantly ruling chaos from the bench.&nbsp;
+It stopped: it was long before we had time to remark that the
+axle was twisted like the letter L. Our first care was the
+horses.&nbsp; There they stood, black with sweat, the sweat
+raining from them&mdash;literally raining&mdash;their heads down,
+their feet apart&mdash;and blood running thick from the nostrils
+of the mare.&nbsp; We got out Fanny&rsquo;s
+under-clothes&mdash;couldn&rsquo;t find anything else but our
+blankets&mdash;to rub them down, and in about half an hour we had
+the blessed satisfaction to see one after the other take a bite
+or two of grass.&nbsp; But it was a toucher; a little more and
+these steeds would have been foundered.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, 31<i>st</i>?
+<i>November</i>.</p>
+<p>Near a week elapsed, and no journal.&nbsp; On Monday
+afternoon, Moors rode up and I rode down with him, dined, and
+went over in the evening to the American Consulate; present,
+Consul-General Sewall, Lieut. Parker and Mrs. Parker, Lafarge the
+American decorator, Adams an American historian; we talked late,
+and it was arranged I was to write up for Fanny, and we should
+both dine on the morrow.</p>
+<p>On the Friday, I was all forenoon in the Mission House,
+lunched at the German Consulate, went on board the <i>Sperber</i>
+(German war ship) in the afternoon, called on my lawyer on my way
+out to American Consulate, and talked till dinner time with
+Adams, whom I am supplying with introductions and information for
+Tahiti and the Marquesas.&nbsp; Fanny arrived a wreck, and had to
+lie down.&nbsp; The moon rose, one day past full, and we dined in
+the verandah, a good dinner on the whole; talk with Lafarge about
+art and the lovely dreams of art students.&nbsp; Remark by Adams,
+which took me briskly home to the Monument&mdash;&lsquo;I only
+liked one <i>young</i> woman&mdash;and that was Mrs.
+Procter.&rsquo;&nbsp; Henry James would like that.&nbsp; Back by
+moonlight in the consulate boat&mdash;Fanny being too tired to
+walk&mdash;to Moors&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Saturday, I left Fanny to
+rest, and was off early to the Mission, where the politics are
+thrilling just now.&nbsp; The native pastors (to every
+one&rsquo;s surprise) have moved of themselves in the matter of
+the native dances, desiring the restrictions to be removed, or
+rather to be made dependent on the character of the dance.&nbsp;
+Clarke, who had feared censure and all kinds of trouble, is, of
+course, rejoicing greatly.&nbsp; A characteristic feature: the
+argument of the pastors was handed in in the form of a fictitious
+narrative of the voyage of one Mr. Pye, an English traveller, and
+his conversation with a chief; there are touches of satire in
+this educational romance.&nbsp; Mr. Pye, for instance, admits
+that he knows nothing about the Bible.&nbsp; At the Mission I was
+sought out by Henry in a devil of an agitation; he has been made
+the victim of a forgery&mdash;a crime hitherto unknown in
+Samoa.&nbsp; I had to go to Folau, the chief judge here, in the
+matter.&nbsp; Folau had never heard of the offence, and begged to
+know what was the punishment; there may be lively times in
+forgery ahead.&nbsp; It seems the sort of crime to tickle a
+Polynesian.&nbsp; After lunch&mdash;you can see what a busy three
+days I am describing&mdash;we set off to ride home.&nbsp; My Jack
+was full of the devil of corn and too much grass, and no
+work.&nbsp; I had to ride ahead and leave Fanny behind.&nbsp; He
+is a most gallant little rascal is my Jack, and takes the whole
+way as hard as the rider pleases.&nbsp; Single incident: half-way
+up, I find my boys upon the road and stop and talk with Henry in
+his character of ganger, as long as Jack will suffer me.&nbsp;
+Fanny drones in after; we make a show of eating&mdash;or I
+do&mdash;she goes to bed about half-past six!&nbsp; I write some
+verses, read Irving&rsquo;s <i>Washington</i>, and follow about
+half-past eight.&nbsp; O, one thing more I did, in a prophetic
+spirit.&nbsp; I had made sure Fanny was not fit to be left alone,
+and wrote before turning in a letter to Chalmers, telling him I
+could not meet him in Auckland at this time.&nbsp; By eleven at
+night, Fanny got me wakened&mdash;she had tried twice in
+vain&mdash;and I found her very bad.&nbsp; Thence till three, we
+laboured with mustard poultices, laudanum, soda and
+ginger&mdash;Heavens! wasn&rsquo;t it cold; the land breeze was
+as cold as a river; the moon was glorious in the paddock, and the
+great boughs and the black shadows of our trees were
+inconceivable.&nbsp; But it was a poor time.</p>
+<p>Sunday morning found Fanny, of course, a complete wreck, and
+myself not very brilliant.&nbsp; Paul had to go to Vailele
+<i>re</i> cocoa-nuts; it was doubtful if he could be back by
+dinner; never mind, said I, I&rsquo;ll take dinner when you
+return.&nbsp; Off set Paul.&nbsp; I did an hour&rsquo;s work, and
+then tackled the house work.&nbsp; I did it beautiful: the house
+was a picture, it resplended of propriety.&nbsp; Presently Mr.
+Moors&rsquo; Andrew rode up; I heard the doctor was at the Forest
+House and sent a note to him; and when he came, I heard my wife
+telling him she had been in bed all day, and that was why the
+house was so dirty!&nbsp; Was it grateful?&nbsp; Was it
+politic?&nbsp; Was it <span
+class="GutSmall">TRUE</span>?&mdash;Enough!&nbsp; In the
+interval, up marched little L. S., one of my neighbours, all in
+his Sunday white linens; made a fine salute, and demanded the key
+of the kitchen in German and English.&nbsp; And he cooked dinner
+for us, like a little man, and had it on the table and the coffee
+ready by the hour.&nbsp; Paul had arranged me this
+surprise.&nbsp; Some time later, Paul returned himself with a
+fresh surprise on hand; he was almost sober; nothing but a hazy
+eye distinguished him from Paul of the week days:
+<i>vivat</i>!</p>
+<p>On the evening I cannot dwell.&nbsp; All the horses got out of
+the paddock, went across, and smashed my neighbour&rsquo;s garden
+into a big hole.&nbsp; How little the amateur conceives a
+farmer&rsquo;s troubles.&nbsp; I went out at once with a lantern,
+staked up a gap in the hedge, was kicked at by a chestnut mare,
+who straightway took to the bush; and came back.&nbsp; A little
+after, they had found another gap, and the crowd were all abroad
+again.&nbsp; What has happened to our own garden nobody yet
+knows.</p>
+<p>Fanny had a fair night, and we are both tolerable this
+morning, only the yoke of correspondence lies on me heavy.&nbsp;
+I beg you will let this go on to my mother.&nbsp; I got such a
+good start in your letter, that I kept on at it, and I have
+neither time nor energy for more.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Something new</i>.</p>
+<p>I was called from my letters by the voice of Mr. &mdash;, who
+had just come up with a load of wood, roaring,
+&lsquo;Henry!&nbsp; Henry!&nbsp; Bring six boys!&rsquo;&nbsp; I
+saw there was something wrong, and ran out.&nbsp; The cart, half
+unloaded, had upset with the mare in the shafts; she was all
+cramped together and all tangled up in harness and cargo, the off
+shaft pushing her over, Mr. &mdash; holding her up by main
+strength, and right along-side of her&mdash;where she must fall
+if she went down&mdash;a deadly stick of a tree like a
+lance.&nbsp; I could not but admire the wisdom and faith of this
+great brute; I never saw the riding-horse that would not have
+lost its life in such a situation; but the cart-elephant
+patiently waited and was saved.&nbsp; It was a stirring three
+minutes, I can tell you.</p>
+<p>I forgot in talking of Saturday to tell of one incident which
+will particularly interest my mother.&nbsp; I met Dr. D. from
+Savaii, and had an age-long talk about Edinburgh folk; it was
+very pleasant.&nbsp; He has been studying in Edinburgh, along
+with his son; a pretty relation.&nbsp; He told me he knew nobody
+but college people: &lsquo;I was altogether a student,&rsquo; he
+said with glee.&nbsp; He seems full of cheerfulness and thick-set
+energy.&nbsp; I feel as if I could put him in a novel with
+effect; and ten to one, if I know more of him, the image will be
+only blurred.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>, <i>Dec.</i>
+2<i>nd</i>.</p>
+<p>I should have told you yesterday that all my boys were got up
+for their work in moustaches and side-whiskers of some sort of
+blacking&mdash;I suppose wood-ash.&nbsp; It was a sight of joy to
+see them return at night, axe on shoulder, feigning to march like
+soldiers, a choragus with a loud voice singing out,
+&lsquo;March-step!&nbsp; March-step!&rsquo; in imperfect
+recollection of some drill.</p>
+<p>Fanny seems much revived.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+33</span>CHAPTER III</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, <i>twenty-somethingth
+of</i><br />
+<i>December</i>, 1890.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I do not say
+my Jack is anything extraordinary; he is only an island horse;
+and the profane might call him a Punch; and his face is like a
+donkey&rsquo;s; and natives have ridden him, and he has no mouth
+in consequence, and occasionally shies.&nbsp; But his merits are
+equally surprising; and I don&rsquo;t think I should ever have
+known Jack&rsquo;s merits if I had not been riding up of late on
+moonless nights. Jack is a bit of a dandy; he loves to misbehave
+in a gallant manner, above all on Apia Street, and when I stop to
+speak to people, they say (Dr. Stuebel the German consul said
+about three days ago), &lsquo;O what a wild horse! it cannot be
+safe to ride him.&rsquo;&nbsp; Such a remark is Jack&rsquo;s
+reward, and represents his ideal of fame.&nbsp; Now when I start
+out of Apia on a dark night, you should see my changed horse; at
+a fast steady walk, with his head down, and sometimes his nose to
+the ground&mdash;when he wants to do that, he asks for his head
+with a little eloquent polite movement indescribable&mdash;he
+climbs the long ascent and threads the darkest of the wood.&nbsp;
+The first night I came it was starry; and it was singular to see
+the starlight drip down into the crypt of the wood, and shine in
+the open end of the road, as bright as moonlight at home; but the
+crypt itself was proof, blackness lived in it.&nbsp; The next
+night it was raining.&nbsp; We left the lights of Apia and passed
+into limbo.&nbsp; Jack finds a way for himself, but he does not
+calculate for my height above the saddle; and I am directed
+forward, all braced up for a crouch and holding my switch upright
+in front of me.&nbsp; It is curiously interesting.&nbsp; In the
+forest, the dead wood is phosphorescent; some nights the whole
+ground is strewn with it, so that it seems like a grating over a
+pale hell; doubtless this is one of the things that feed the
+night fears of the natives; and I am free to confess that in a
+night of trackless darkness where all else is void, these pallid
+<i>ignes suppositi</i> have a fantastic appearance, rather bogey
+even.&nbsp; One night, when it was very dark, a man had put out a
+little lantern by the wayside to show the entrance to his
+ground.&nbsp; I saw the light, as I thought, far ahead, and
+supposed it was a pedestrian coming to meet me; I was quite taken
+by surprise when it struck in my face and passed behind me.&nbsp;
+Jack saw it, and he was appalled; do you think he thought of
+shying?&nbsp; No, sir, not in the dark; in the dark Jack knows he
+is on duty; and he went past that lantern steady and swift; only,
+as he went, he groaned and shuddered.&nbsp; For about 2500 of
+Jack&rsquo;s steps we only pass one house&mdash;that where the
+lantern was; and about 1500 of these are in the darkness of the
+pit.&nbsp; But now the moon is on tap again, and the roads
+lighted.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p35b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Map"
+title=
+"Map"
+src="images/p35s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>I have been exploring up the Vaituliga; see your map.&nbsp; It
+comes down a wonderful fine glen; at least 200 feet of cliffs on
+either hand, winding like a corkscrew, great forest trees filling
+it.&nbsp; At the top there ought to be a fine double fall; but
+the stream evades it by a fault and passes underground.&nbsp;
+Above the fall it runs (at this season) full and very gaily in a
+shallow valley, some hundred yards before the head of the
+glen.&nbsp; Its course is seen full of grasses, like a flooded
+meadow; that is the sink! beyond the grave of the grasses, the
+bed lies dry.&nbsp; Near this upper part there is a great show of
+ruinous pig-walls; a village must have stood near by.</p>
+<p>To walk from our house to Wreck Hill (when the path is buried
+in fallen trees) takes one about half an hour, I think; to
+return, not more than twenty minutes; I daresay fifteen.&nbsp;
+Hence I should guess it was three-quarters of a mile.&nbsp; I had
+meant to join on my explorations passing eastward by the sink;
+but, Lord! how it rains.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">(<i>Later</i>.)</p>
+<p>I went out this morning with a pocket compass and walked in a
+varying direction, perhaps on an average S. by W., 1754
+paces.&nbsp; Then I struck into the bush, N.W. by N., hoping to
+strike the Vaituliga above the falls.&nbsp; Now I have it plotted
+out I see I should have gone W. or even W. by S.; but it is not
+easy to guess.&nbsp; For 600 weary paces I struggled through the
+bush, and then came on the stream below the gorge, where it was
+comparatively easy to get down to it.&nbsp; In the place where I
+struck it, it made cascades about a little isle, and was running
+about N.E., 20 to 30 feet wide, as deep as to my knee, and
+piercing cold.&nbsp; I tried to follow it down, and keep the run
+of its direction and my paces; but when I was wading to the knees
+and the waist in mud, poison brush, and rotted wood, bound hand
+and foot in lianas, shovelled unceremoniously off the one shore
+and driven to try my luck upon the other&mdash;I saw I should
+have hard enough work to get my body down, if my mind
+rested.&nbsp; It was a damnable walk; certainly not half a mile
+as the crow flies, but a real bucketer for hardship.&nbsp; Once I
+had to pass the stream where it flowed between banks about three
+feet high.&nbsp; To get the easier down, I swung myself by a
+wild-cocoanut&mdash;(so called, it bears bunches of scarlet
+nutlets)&mdash;which grew upon the brink.&nbsp; As I so swung, I
+received a crack on the head that knocked me all abroad.&nbsp;
+Impossible to guess what tree had taken a shy at me.&nbsp; So
+many towered above, one over the other, and the missile, whatever
+it was, dropped in the stream and was gone before I had recovered
+my wits.&nbsp; (I scarce know what I write, so hideous a Niagara
+of rain roars, shouts, and demonizes on the iron roof&mdash;it is
+pitch dark too&mdash;the lamp lit at 5!)&nbsp; It was a blessed
+thing when I struck my own road; and I got home, neat for lunch
+time, one of the most wonderful mud statues ever witnessed.&nbsp;
+In the afternoon I tried again, going up the other path by the
+garden, but was early drowned out; came home, plotted out what I
+had done, and then wrote this truck to you.</p>
+<p>Fanny has been quite ill with ear-ache.&nbsp; She won&rsquo;t
+go, hating the sea at this wild season; I don&rsquo;t like to
+leave her; so it drones on, steamer after steamer, and I guess
+it&rsquo;ll end by no one going at all.&nbsp; She is in a
+dreadful misfortune at this hour; a case of kerosene having burst
+in the kitchen.&nbsp; A little while ago it was the
+carpenter&rsquo;s horse that trod in a nest of fourteen eggs, and
+made an omelette of our hopes.&nbsp; The farmer&rsquo;s lot is
+not a happy one.&nbsp; And it looks like some real uncompromising
+bad weather too.&nbsp; I wish Fanny&rsquo;s ear were well.&nbsp;
+Think of parties in Monuments! think of me in Skerryvore, and now
+of this.&nbsp; It don&rsquo;t look like a part of the same
+universe to me.&nbsp; Work is quite laid aside; I have worked
+myself right out.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Christmas Eve</i>.</p>
+<p>Yesterday, who could write?&nbsp; My wife near crazy with
+ear-ache; the rain descending in white crystal rods and playing
+hell&rsquo;s tattoo, like a <i>tutti</i> of battering rams, on
+our sheet-iron roof; the wind passing high overhead with a
+strange dumb mutter, or striking us full, so that all the huge
+trees in the paddock cried aloud, and wrung their hands, and
+brandished their vast arms.&nbsp; The horses stood in the shed
+like things stupid.&nbsp; The sea and the flagship lying on the
+jaws of the bay vanished in sheer rain.&nbsp; All day it lasted;
+I locked up my papers in the iron box, in case it was a
+hurricane, and the house might go.&nbsp; We went to bed with
+mighty uncertain feelings; far more than on shipboard, where you
+have only drowning ahead&mdash;whereas here you have a smash of
+beams, a shower of sheet-iron, and a blind race in the dark and
+through a whirlwind for the shelter of an unfinished
+stable&mdash;and my wife with ear-ache!&nbsp; Well, well, this
+morning, we had word from Apia; a hurricane was looked for, the
+ships were to leave the bay by 10 <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>; it is now 3.30, and the flagship is
+still a fixture, and the wind round in the blessed east, so I
+suppose the danger is over.&nbsp; But heaven is still laden; the
+day dim, with frequent rattling bucketfuls of rain; and just this
+moment (as I write) a squall went overhead, scarce striking us,
+with that singular, solemn noise of its passage, which is to me
+dreadful.&nbsp; I have always feared the sound of wind beyond
+everything.&nbsp; In my hell it would always blow a gale.</p>
+<p>I have been all day correcting proofs, and making out a new
+plan for our house.&nbsp; The other was too dear to be built now,
+and it was a hard task to make a smaller house that would suffice
+for the present, and not be a mere waste of money in the
+future.&nbsp; I believe I have succeeded; I have taken care of my
+study anyway.</p>
+<p>Two favours I want to ask of you.&nbsp; First, I wish you to
+get &lsquo;Pioneering in New Guinea,&rsquo; by J. Chalmers.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s a missionary book, and has less pretensions to be
+literature than Spurgeon&rsquo;s sermons.&nbsp; Yet I think even
+through that, you will see some of the traits of the hero that
+wrote it; a man that took me fairly by storm for the most
+attractive, simple, brave, and interesting man in the whole
+Pacific.&nbsp; He is away now to go up the Fly River; a desperate
+venture, it is thought; he is quite a Livingstone card.</p>
+<p>Second, try and keep yourself free next winter; and if my
+means can be stretched so far, I&rsquo;ll come to Egypt and
+we&rsquo;ll meet at Shepheard&rsquo;s Hotel, and you&rsquo;ll put
+me in my place, which I stand in need of badly by this
+time.&nbsp; Lord, what bully times!&nbsp; I suppose I&rsquo;ll
+come per British Asia, or whatever you call it, and avoid all
+cold, and might be in Egypt about November as ever
+was&mdash;eleven months from now or rather less.&nbsp; But do not
+let us count our chickens.</p>
+<p>Last night three piglings were stolen from one of our
+pig-pens.&nbsp; The great Lafaele appeared to my wife uneasy, so
+she engaged him in conversation on the subject, and played upon
+him the following engaging trick.&nbsp; You advance your two
+forefingers towards the sitter&rsquo;s eyes; he closes them,
+whereupon you substitute (on his eyelids) the fore and middle
+fingers of the left hand; and with your right (which he supposes
+engaged) you tap him on the head and back.&nbsp; When you let him
+open his eyes, he sees you withdrawing the two forefingers.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;What that?&rsquo; asked Lafaele.&nbsp; &lsquo;My
+devil,&rsquo; says Fanny.&nbsp; &lsquo;I wake um, my devil.&nbsp;
+All right now.&nbsp; He go catch the man that catch my
+pig.&rsquo;&nbsp; About an hour afterwards, Lafaele came for
+further particulars.&nbsp; &lsquo;O, all right,&rsquo; my wife
+says.&nbsp; &lsquo;By and by, that man he sleep, devil go sleep
+same place.&nbsp; By and by, that man plenty sick.&nbsp; I no
+care.&nbsp; What for he take my pig?&rsquo;&nbsp; Lafaele cares
+plenty; I don&rsquo;t think he is the man, though he may be; but
+he knows him, and most likely will eat some of that pig
+to-night.&nbsp; He will not eat with relish.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i> 27<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>It cleared up suddenly after dinner, and my wife and I saddled
+up and off to Apia, whence we did not return till yesterday
+morning.&nbsp; Christmas Day I wish you could have seen our party
+at table.&nbsp; H. J. Moors at one end with my wife, I at the
+other with Mrs. M., between us two native women, Carruthers the
+lawyer, Moors&rsquo;s two shop-boys&mdash;Walters and A. M. the
+quadroon&mdash;and the guests of the evening, Shirley Baker, the
+defamed and much-accused man of Tonga, and his son, with the
+artificial joint to his arm&mdash;where the assassins shot him in
+shooting at his father.&nbsp; Baker&rsquo;s appearance is not
+unlike John Bull on a cartoon; he is highly interesting to speak
+to, as I had expected; I found he and I had many common
+interests, and were engaged in puzzling over many of the same
+difficulties.&nbsp; After dinner it was quite pretty to see our
+Christmas party, it was so easily pleased and prettily
+behaved.&nbsp; In the morning I should say I had been to lunch at
+the German consulate, where I had as usual a very pleasant
+time.&nbsp; I shall miss Dr. Stuebel much when he leaves, and
+when Adams and Lafarge go also, it will be a great blow.&nbsp; I
+am getting spoiled with all this good society.</p>
+<p>On Friday morning, I had to be at my house affairs before
+seven; and they kept me in Apia till past ten, disputing, and
+consulting about brick and stone and native and hydraulic lime,
+and cement and sand, and all sorts of otiose details about the
+chimney&mdash;just what I fled from in my father&rsquo;s office
+twenty years ago; I should have made a languid engineer.&nbsp;
+Rode up with the carpenter.&nbsp; Ah, my wicked Jack! on
+Christmas Eve, as I was taking the saddle bag off, he kicked at
+me, and fetched me too, right on the shin.&nbsp; On Friday, being
+annoyed at the carpenter&rsquo;s horse having a longer trot, he
+uttered a shrill cry and tried to bite him!&nbsp; Alas, alas,
+these are like old days; my dear Jack is a Bogue, but I cannot
+strangle Jack into submission.</p>
+<p>I have given up the big house for just now; we go ahead right
+away with a small one, which should be ready in two months, and I
+suppose will suffice for just now.</p>
+<p>O I know I haven&rsquo;t told you about our <i>aitu</i>, have
+I?&nbsp; It is a lady, <i>Aitu fafine</i>: she lives on the
+mountain-side; her presence is heralded by the sound of a gust of
+wind; a sound very common in the high woods; when she catches
+you, I do not know what happens; but in practice she is avoided,
+so I suppose she does more than pass the time of day.&nbsp; The
+great <i>aitu Saumai-afe</i> was once a living woman; and became
+an <i>aitu</i>, no one understands how; she lives in a stream at
+the well-head, her hair is red, she appears as a lovely young
+lady, her bust particularly admired, to handsome young men; these
+die, her love being fatal;&mdash;as a handsome youth she has been
+known to court damsels with the like result, but this is very
+rare; as an old crone she goes about and asks for water, and woe
+to them who are uncivil!&nbsp; <i>Saumai-afe</i> means literally,
+&lsquo;Come here a thousand!&rsquo;&nbsp; A good name for a lady
+of her manners.&nbsp; My <i>aitu fafine</i> does not seem to be
+in the same line of business.&nbsp; It is unsafe to be a handsome
+youth in Samoa; a young man died from her favours last
+month&mdash;so we said on this side of the island; on the other,
+where he died, it was not so certain.&nbsp; I, for one, blame it
+on Madam <i>Saumai-afe</i> without hesitation.</p>
+<p>Example of the farmer&rsquo;s sorrows.&nbsp; I slipped out on
+the balcony a moment ago.&nbsp; It is a lovely morning,
+cloudless, smoking hot, the breeze not yet arisen.&nbsp; Looking
+west, in front of our new house, I saw, two heads of Indian corn
+wagging, and the rest and all nature stock still.&nbsp; As I
+looked, one of the stalks subsided and disappeared.&nbsp; I
+dashed out to the rescue; two small pigs were deep in the
+grass&mdash;quite hid till within a few yards&mdash;gently but
+swiftly demolishing my harvest.&nbsp; Never be a farmer.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">12.30 <i>p.m.</i></p>
+<p>I while away the moments of digestion by drawing you a
+faithful picture of my morning.&nbsp; When I had done writing as
+above it was time to clean our house.&nbsp; When I am working, it
+falls on my wife alone, but to-day we had it between us; she did
+the bedroom, I the sitting-room, in fifty-seven minutes of really
+most unpalatable labour.&nbsp; Then I changed every stitch, for I
+was wet through, and sat down and played on my pipe till dinner
+was ready, mighty pleased to be in a mildly habitable spot once
+more.&nbsp; The house had been neglected for near a week, and was
+a hideous spot; my wife&rsquo;s ear and our visit to Apia being
+the causes: our Paul we prefer not to see upon that theatre, and
+God knows he has plenty to do elsewhere.</p>
+<p>I am glad to look out of my back door and see the boys
+smoothing the foundations of the new house; this is all very
+jolly, but six months of it has satisfied me; we have too many
+things for such close quarters; to work in the midst of all the
+myriad misfortunes of the planter&rsquo;s life, seated in a
+Dyonisius&rsquo; (can&rsquo;t spell him) ear, whence I catch
+every complaint, mishap and contention, is besides the devil; and
+the hope of a cave of my own inspires me with lust.&nbsp; O to be
+able to shut my own door and make my own confusion!&nbsp; O to
+have the brown paper and the matches and &lsquo;make a hell of my
+own&rsquo; once more!</p>
+<p>I do not bother you with all my troubles in these outpourings;
+the troubles of the farmer are inspiriting&mdash;they are like
+difficulties out hunting&mdash;a fellow rages at the time and
+rejoices to recall and to commemorate them.&nbsp; My troubles
+have been financial.&nbsp; It is hard to arrange wisely interests
+so distributed.&nbsp; America, England, Samoa, Sydney, everywhere
+I have an end of liability hanging out and some shelf of credit
+hard by; and to juggle all these and build a dwelling-place here,
+and check expense&mdash;a thing I am ill fitted for&mdash;you can
+conceive what a nightmare it is at times.&nbsp; Then God knows I
+have not been idle.&nbsp; But since <i>The Master</i> nothing has
+come to raise any coins.&nbsp; I believe the springs are dry at
+home, and now I am worked out, and can no more at all.&nbsp; A
+holiday is required.</p>
+<p><i>Dec.</i> 28<i>th</i>.&nbsp; I have got unexpectedly to work
+again, and feel quite dandy.&nbsp; Good-bye.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+46</span>CHAPTER IV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>S. S. L&uuml;beck</i>, <i>between
+Apia and Sydney</i>,<br />
+<i>Jan.</i> 17<i>th</i>, 1891.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;The Faamasino
+Sili, or Chief Justice, to speak your low language, has
+arrived.&nbsp; I had ridden down with Henry and Lafaele; the sun
+was down, the night was close at hand, so we rode fast; just as I
+came to the corner of the road before Apia, I heard a gun fire;
+and lo, there was a great crowd at the end of the pier, and the
+troops out, and a chief or two in the height of Samoa finery, and
+Seumanu coming in his boat (the oarsmen all in uniform), bringing
+the Faamasino Sili sure enough.&nbsp; It was lucky he was no
+longer; the natives would not have waited many weeks.&nbsp; But
+think of it, as I sat in the saddle at the outside of the crowd
+(looking, the English consul said, as if I were commanding the
+man&oelig;uvres), I was nearly knocked down by a stampede of the
+three consuls; they had been waiting their guest at the Matafele
+end, and some wretched intrigue among the whites had brought him
+to Apia, and the consuls had to run all the length of the town
+and come too late.</p>
+<p>The next day was a long one; I was at a marriage of G. the
+banker to Fanua, the virgin of Apia.&nbsp; Bride and bridesmaids
+were all in the old high dress; the ladies were all native; the
+men, with the exception of Seumanu, all white.</p>
+<p>It was quite a pleasant party, and while we were writing, we
+had a bird&rsquo;s-eye view of the public reception of the Chief
+Justice.&nbsp; The best part of it were some natives in war
+array; with blacked faces, turbans, tapa kilts, and guns, they
+looked very manly and purposelike.&nbsp; No, the best part was
+poor old drunken Joe, the Portuguese boatman, who seemed to think
+himself specially charged with the reception, and ended by
+falling on his knees before the Chief Justice on the end of the
+pier and in full view of the whole town and bay.&nbsp; The
+natives pelted him with rotten bananas; how the Chief Justice
+took it I was too far off to see; but it was highly absurd.</p>
+<p>I have commemorated my genial hopes for the regimen of the
+Faamasino Sili in the following canine verses, which, if you at
+all guess how to read them, are very pretty in movement, and
+(unless he be a mighty good man) too true in sense.</p>
+<p class="poetry">We&rsquo;re quarrelling, the villages,
+we&rsquo;ve beaten the wooden drum&rsquo;s,<br />
+Sa femisai o nu&rsquo;u, sa taia o pate,<br />
+Is expounded there by the justice,<br />
+Ua Atuatuvale a le faamasino e,<br />
+The chief justice, the terrified justice,<br />
+Le faamasino sili, le faamasino se,<br />
+Is on the point of running away the justice,<br />
+O le a solasola le faamasino e,<br />
+The justice denied any influence, the terrified justice,<br />
+O le faamasino le ai a, le faamasino se,<br />
+O le a solasola le faamasino e.</p>
+<p>Well, after this excursion into tongues that have never been
+alive&mdash;though I assure you we have one capital book in the
+language, a book of fables by an old missionary of the
+unpromising name of Pratt, which is simply the best and the most
+literary version of the fables known to me.&nbsp; I suppose I
+should except La Fontaine, but L. F. takes a long time; these are
+brief as the books of our childhood, and full of wit and literary
+colour; and O, Colvin, what a tongue it would be to write, if one
+only knew it&mdash;and there were only readers.&nbsp; Its curse
+in common use is an incredible left-handed wordiness; but in the
+hands of a man like Pratt it is succinct as Latin, compact of
+long rolling polysyllables and little and often pithy particles,
+and for beauty of sound a dream.&nbsp; Listen, I quote from
+Pratt&mdash;this is good Samoan, not canine&mdash;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">...</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="3"><p style="text-align: center">...</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">...</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">...</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">...</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>2</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>3</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>1</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>O le afa,</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>ua</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>taalili</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>ai</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>le ulu vao,</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>ua pa mai</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>le faititili.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>1 almost <i>wa</i>, 2 the two <i>a&rsquo;s</i> just
+distinguished, 3 the <i>ai</i> is practically suffixed to the
+verb, 4 almost <i>vow</i>.&nbsp; The excursion has prolonged
+itself.</p>
+<p>I started by the <i>L&uuml;beck</i> to meet Lloyd and my
+mother; there were many reasons for and against; the main reason
+against was the leaving of Fanny alone in her blessed cabin,
+which has been somewhat remedied by my carter, Mr. &mdash;,
+putting up in the stable and messing with her; but perhaps desire
+of change decided me not well, though I do think I ought to see
+an oculist, being very blind indeed, and sometimes unable to
+read.&nbsp; Anyway I left, the only cabin passenger, four and a
+kid in the second cabin, and a dear voyage it had like to have
+proved.&nbsp; Close to Fiji (choose a worse place on the map) we
+broke our shaft early one morning; and when or where we might
+expect to fetch land or meet with any ship, I would like you to
+tell me.&nbsp; The Pacific is absolutely desert.&nbsp; I have
+sailed there now some years; and scarce ever seen a ship except
+in port or close by; I think twice.&nbsp; It was the hurricane
+season besides, and hurricane waters.&nbsp; Well, our chief
+engineer got the shaft&mdash;it was the middle crank
+shaft&mdash;mended; thrice it was mended, and twice broke down;
+but now keeps up&mdash;only we dare not stop, for it is almost
+impossible to start again.&nbsp; The captain in the meanwhile
+crowded her with sail; fifteen sails in all, every stay being
+gratified with a stay-sail, a boat-boom sent aloft for a
+maintop-gallant yard, and the derrick of a crane brought in
+service as bowsprit.&nbsp; All the time we have had a fine, fair
+wind and a smooth sea; to-day at noon our run was 203 miles (if
+you please!), and we are within some 360 miles of Sydney.&nbsp;
+Probably there has never been a more gallant success; and I can
+say honestly it was well worked for.&nbsp; No flurry, no high
+words, no long faces; only hard work and honest thought; a
+pleasant, manly business to be present at.&nbsp; All the chances
+were we might have been six weeks&mdash;ay, or three months at
+sea&mdash;or never turned up at all, and now it looks as though
+we should reach our destination some five days too late.</p>
+<h2><a name="page51"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+51</span>CHAPTER V</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right">[<i>On Board Ship between Sydney and
+Apia</i>,<br />
+<i>Feb.</i> 1891.]</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;The <i>Janet
+Nicoll</i> stuff was rather worse than I had looked for; you have
+picked out all that is fit to stand, bar two others (which I
+don&rsquo;t dislike)&mdash;the Port of Entry and the House of
+Temoana; that is for a present opinion; I may condemn these also
+ere I have done.&nbsp; By this time you should have another
+Marquesan letter, the worst of the lot, I think; and seven
+Paumotu letters, which are not far out of the vein, as I wish it;
+I am in hopes the Hawaiian stuff is better yet: time will show,
+and time will make perfect.&nbsp; Is something of this sort
+practicable for the dedication?</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">TERRA
+MARIQUE</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">PER PERICULA
+PER ARDUA</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">AMICAE
+COMITI</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">D.D.</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">AMANS
+VIATOR</span></p>
+<p>&rsquo;Tis a first shot concocted this morning in my berth: I
+had always before been trying it in English, which insisted on
+being either insignificant or fulsome: I cannot think of a better
+word than <i>comes</i>, there being not the shadow of a Latin
+book on board; yet sure there is some other.&nbsp; Then
+<i>viator</i> (though it <i>sounds</i> all right) is doubtful; it
+has too much, perhaps, the sense of wayfarer?&nbsp; Last, will it
+mark sufficiently that I mean my wife?&nbsp; And first, how about
+blunders?&nbsp; I scarce wish it longer.</p>
+<p>Have had a swingeing sharp attack in Sydney; beating the
+fields for two nights, Saturday and Sunday.&nbsp; Wednesday was
+brought on board, <i>tel quel</i>, a wonderful wreck; and now,
+Wednesday week, am a good deal picked up, but yet not quite a
+Samson, being still groggy afoot and vague in the head.&nbsp; My
+chess, for instance, which is usually a pretty strong game, and
+defies all rivalry aboard, is vacillating, devoid of resource and
+observation, and hitherto not covered with customary
+laurels.&nbsp; As for work, it is impossible.&nbsp; We shall be
+in the saddle before long, no doubt, and the pen once more
+couched.&nbsp; You must not expect a letter under these
+circumstances, but be very thankful for a note.&nbsp; Once at
+Samoa, I shall try to resume my late excellent habits, and
+delight you with journals, you unaccustomed, I unaccustomed; but
+it is never too late to mend.</p>
+<p>It is vastly annoying that I cannot go even to Sydney without
+an attack; and heaven knows my life was anodyne.&nbsp; I only
+once dined with anybody; at the club with Wise; worked all
+morning&mdash;a terrible dead pull; a month only produced the
+imperfect embryos of two chapters; lunched in the boarding-house,
+played on my pipe; went out and did some of my messages; dined at
+a French restaurant, and returned to play draughts, whist, or Van
+John with my family.&nbsp; This makes a cheery life after Samoa;
+but it isn&rsquo;t what you call burning the candle at both ends,
+is it?&nbsp; (It appears to me not one word of this letter will
+be legible by the time I am done with it, this dreadful ink rubs
+off.)&nbsp; I have a strange kind of novel under construction; it
+begins about 1660 and ends 1830, or perhaps I may continue it to
+1875 or so, with another life.&nbsp; One, two, three, four, five,
+six generations, perhaps seven, figure therein; two of my old
+stories, &lsquo;Delafield&rsquo; and &lsquo;Shovel,&rsquo; are
+incorporated; it is to be told in the third person, with some of
+the brevity of history, some of the detail of romance.&nbsp;
+<i>The Shovels of Newton French</i> will be the name.&nbsp; The
+idea is an old one; it was brought to birth by an accident; a
+friend in the islands who picked up F. Jenkin, read a part, and
+said: &lsquo;Do you know, that&rsquo;s a strange book?&nbsp; I
+like it; I don&rsquo;t believe the public will; but I like
+it.&rsquo;&nbsp; He thought it was a novel!&nbsp; &lsquo;Very
+well,&rsquo; said I, &lsquo;we&rsquo;ll see whether the public
+will like it or not; they shall have the chance.&rsquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+54</span>CHAPTER VI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>, <i>March</i>
+19<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear</span> S. C.,&mdash;You probably
+expect that now I am back at Vailima I shall resume the practice
+of the diary letter.&nbsp; A good deal is changed.&nbsp; We are
+more; solitude does not attend me as before; the night is passed
+playing Van John for shells; and, what is not less important, I
+have just recovered from a severe illness, and am easily
+tired.</p>
+<p>I will give you to-day.&nbsp; I sleep now in one of the lower
+rooms of the new house, where my wife has recently joined
+me.&nbsp; We have two beds, an empty case for a table, a chair, a
+tin basin, a bucket and a jug; next door in the dining-room, the
+carpenters camp on the floor, which is covered with their
+mosquito nets.&nbsp; Before the sun rises, at 5.45 or 5.50, Paul
+brings me tea, bread, and a couple of eggs; and by about six I am
+at work.&nbsp; I work in bed&mdash;my bed is of mats, no
+mattress, sheets, or filth&mdash;mats, a pillow, and a
+blanket&mdash;and put in some three hours.&nbsp; It was 9.5 this
+morning when I set off to the stream-side to my weeding; where I
+toiled, manuring the ground with the best enricher, human sweat,
+till the conch-shell was blown from our verandah at 10.30.&nbsp;
+At eleven we dine; about half-past twelve I tried (by exception)
+to work again, could make nothing on&rsquo;t, and by one was on
+my way to the weeding, where I wrought till three.&nbsp;
+Half-past five is our next meal, and I read Flaubert&rsquo;s
+Letters till the hour came round; dined, and then, Fanny having a
+cold, and I being tired, came over to my den in the unfinished
+house, where I now write to you, to the tune of the
+carpenters&rsquo; voices, and by the light&mdash;I crave your
+pardon&mdash;by the twilight of three vile candles filtered
+through the medium of my mosquito bar.&nbsp; Bad ink being of the
+party, I write quite blindfold, and can only hope you may be
+granted to read that which I am unable to see while writing.</p>
+<p>I said I was tired; it is a mild phrase; my back aches like
+toothache; when I shut my eyes to sleep, I know I shall see
+before them&mdash;a phenomenon to which both Fanny and I are
+quite accustomed&mdash;endless vivid deeps of grass and weed,
+each plant particular and distinct, so that I shall lie inert in
+body, and transact for hours the mental part of my day business,
+choosing the noxious from the useful.&nbsp; And in my dreams I
+shall be hauling on recalcitrants, and suffering stings from
+nettles, stabs from citron thorns, fiery bites from ants,
+sickening resistances of mud and slime, evasions of slimy roots,
+dead weight of heat, sudden puffs of air, sudden starts from
+bird-calls in the contiguous forest&mdash;some mimicking my name,
+some laughter, some the signal of a whistle, and living over
+again at large the business of my day.</p>
+<p>Though I write so little, I pass all my hours of field-work in
+continual converse and imaginary correspondence.&nbsp; I scarce
+pull up a weed, but I invent a sentence on the matter to
+yourself; it does not get written; <i>autant en emportent les
+vents</i>; but the intent is there, and for me (in some sort) the
+companionship.&nbsp; To-day, for instance, we had a great
+talk.&nbsp; I was toiling, the sweat dripping from my nose, in
+the hot fit after a squall of rain: methought you asked
+me&mdash;frankly, was I happy.&nbsp; Happy (said I); I was only
+happy once; that was at Hy&egrave;res; it came to an end from a
+variety of reasons, decline of health, change of place, increase
+of money, age with his stealing steps; since then, as before
+then, I know not what it means.&nbsp; But I know pleasure still;
+pleasure with a thousand faces, and none perfect, a thousand
+tongues all broken, a thousand hands, and all of them with
+scratching nails.&nbsp; High among these I place this delight of
+weeding out here alone by the garrulous water, under the silence
+of the high wood, broken by incongruous sounds of birds.&nbsp;
+And take my life all through, look at it fore and back, and
+upside down,&mdash;though I would very fain change myself&mdash;I
+would not change my circumstances, unless it were to bring you
+here.&nbsp; And yet God knows perhaps this intercourse of writing
+serves as well; and I wonder, were you here indeed, would I
+commune so continually with the thought of you.&nbsp; I say
+&lsquo;I wonder&rsquo; for a form; I know, and I know I should
+not.</p>
+<p>So far, and much further, the conversation went, while I
+groped in slime after viscous roots, nursing and sparing little
+spears of grass, and retreating (even with outcry) from the prod
+of the wild lime.&nbsp; I wonder if any one had ever the same
+attitude to Nature as I hold, and have held for so long?&nbsp;
+This business fascinates me like a tune or a passion; yet all the
+while I thrill with a strong distaste.&nbsp; The horror of the
+thing, objective and subjective, is always present to my mind;
+the horror of creeping things, a superstitious horror of the void
+and the powers about me, the horror of my own devastation and
+continual murders.&nbsp; The life of the plants comes through my
+fingertips, their struggles go to my heart like
+supplications.&nbsp; I feel myself blood-boltered; then I look
+back on my cleared grass, and count myself an ally in a fair
+quarrel, and make stout my heart.</p>
+<p>It is but a little while since I lay sick in Sydney, beating
+the fields about the navy and Dean Swift and Dryden&rsquo;s Latin
+hymns; judge if I love this reinvigorating climate, where I can
+already toil till my head swims and every string in the poor
+jumping Jack (as he now lies in bed) aches with a kind of
+yearning strain, difficult to suffer in quiescence.</p>
+<p>As for my damned literature, God knows what a business it is,
+grinding along without a scrap of inspiration or a note of
+style.&nbsp; But it has to be ground, and the mill grinds
+exceeding slowly though not particularly small.&nbsp; The last
+two chapters have taken me considerably over a month, and they
+are still beneath pity.&nbsp; This I cannot continue, time not
+sufficing; and the next will just have to be worse.&nbsp; All the
+good I can express is just this; some day, when style revisits
+me, they will be excellent matter to rewrite.&nbsp; Of course, my
+old cure of a change of work would probably answer, but I cannot
+take it now.&nbsp; The treadmill turns; and, with a kind of
+desperate cheerfulness, I mount the idle stair.&nbsp; I
+haven&rsquo;t the least anxiety about the book; unless I die, I
+shall find the time to make it good; but the Lord deliver me from
+the thought of the Letters!&nbsp; However, the Lord has other
+things on hand; and about six to-morrow, I shall resume the
+consideration practically, and face (as best I may) the fact of
+my incompetence and disaffection to the task.&nbsp; Toil I do not
+spare; but fortune refuses me success.&nbsp; We can do more,
+Whatever-his-name-was, we can deserve it.&nbsp; But my misdesert
+began long since, by the acceptation of a bargain quite
+unsuitable to all my methods.</p>
+<p>To-day I have had a queer experience.&nbsp; My carter has from
+the first been using my horses for his own ends; when I left for
+Sydney, I put him on his honour to cease, and my back was scarce
+turned ere he was forfeit.&nbsp; I have only been waiting to
+discharge him; and to-day an occasion arose.&nbsp; I am so much
+<i>the old man virulent</i>, so readily stumble into anger, that
+I gave a deal of consideration to my bearing, and decided at last
+to imitate that of the late &mdash;.&nbsp; Whatever he might have
+to say, this eminently effective controversialist maintained a
+frozen demeanour and a jeering smile.&nbsp; The frozen demeanour
+is beyond my reach; but I could try the jeering smile; did so,
+perceived its efficacy, kept in consequence my temper, and got
+rid of my friend, myself composed and smiling still, he white and
+shaking like an aspen.&nbsp; He could explain everything; I said
+it did not interest me.&nbsp; He said he had enemies; I said
+nothing was more likely.&nbsp; He said he was calumniated; with
+all my heart, said I, but there are so many liars, that I find it
+safer to believe them.&nbsp; He said, in justice to himself, he
+must explain: God forbid I should interfere with you, said I,
+with the same factitious grin, but it can change nothing.&nbsp;
+So I kept my temper, rid myself of an unfaithful servant, found a
+method of conducting similar interviews in the future, and fell
+in my own liking.&nbsp; One thing more: I learned a fresh
+tolerance for the dead &mdash;; he too had learned&mdash;perhaps
+had invented&mdash;the trick of this manner; God knows what
+weakness, what instability of feeling, lay beneath.&nbsp; <i>Ce
+que c&rsquo;est que de nous</i>! poor human nature; that at past
+forty I must adjust this hateful mask for the first time, and
+rejoice to find it effective; that the effort of maintaining an
+external smile should confuse and embitter a man&rsquo;s
+soul.</p>
+<p>To-day I have not weeded; I have written instead from six till
+eleven, from twelve till two; with the interruption of the
+interview aforesaid; a damned letter is written for the third
+time; I dread to read it, for I dare not give it a fourth
+chance&mdash;unless it be very bad indeed.&nbsp; Now I write you
+from my mosquito curtain, to the song of saws and planes and
+hammers, and wood clumping on the floor above; in a day of
+heavenly brightness; a bird twittering near by; my eye, through
+the open door, commanding green meads, two or three forest trees
+casting their boughs against the sky, a forest-clad mountain-side
+beyond, and close in by the door-jamb a nick of the blue
+Pacific.&nbsp; It is March in England, bleak March, and I lie
+here with the great sliding doors wide open in an undershirt and
+p&rsquo;jama trousers, and melt in the closure of mosquito bars,
+and burn to be out in the breeze.&nbsp; A few torn
+clouds&mdash;not white, the sun has tinged them a warm
+pink&mdash;swim in heaven.&nbsp; In which blessed and fair day, I
+have to make faces and speak bitter words to a man&mdash;who has
+deceived me, it is true&mdash;but who is poor, and older than I,
+and a kind of a gentleman too.&nbsp; On the whole, I prefer the
+massacre of weeds.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>When I had done talking to you yesterday, I played on my pipe
+till the conch sounded, then went over to the old house for
+dinner, and had scarce risen from table ere I was submerged with
+visitors.&nbsp; The first of these despatched, I spent the rest
+of the evening going over the Samoan translation of my <i>Bottle
+Imp</i> with Claxton the missionary; then to bed, but being
+upset, I suppose, by these interruptions, and having gone all day
+without my weeding, not to sleep.&nbsp; For hours I lay awake and
+heard the rain fall, and saw faint, far-away lightning over the
+sea, and wrote you long letters which I scorn to reproduce.&nbsp;
+This morning Paul was unusually early; the dawn had scarce begun
+when he appeared with the tray and lit my candle; and I had
+breakfasted and read (with indescribable sinkings) the whole of
+yesterday&rsquo;s work before the sun had risen.&nbsp; Then I sat
+and thought, and sat and better thought.&nbsp; It was not good
+enough, nor good; it was as slack as journalism, but not so
+inspired; it was excellent stuff misused, and the defects stood
+gross on it like humps upon a camel.&nbsp; But could I, in my
+present disposition, do much more with it? in my present pressure
+for time, were I not better employed doing another one about as
+ill, than making this some thousandth fraction better?&nbsp; Yes,
+I thought; and tried the new one, and behold, I could do nothing:
+my head swims, words do not come to me, nor phrases, and I
+accepted defeat, packed up my traps, and turned to communicate
+the failure to my esteemed correspondent.&nbsp; I think it
+possible I overworked yesterday.&nbsp; Well, we&rsquo;ll see
+to-morrow&mdash;perhaps try again later.&nbsp; It is indeed the
+hope of trying later that keeps me writing to you.&nbsp; If I
+take to my pipe, I know myself&mdash;all is over for the
+morning.&nbsp; Hurray, I&rsquo;ll correct proofs!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Pago-Pago</i>,
+<i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p>After I finished on Sunday I passed a miserable day; went out
+weeding, but could not find peace.&nbsp; I do not like to steal
+my dinner, unless I have given myself a holiday in a canonical
+manner; and weeding after all is only fun, the amount of its
+utility small, and the thing capable of being done faster and
+nearly as well by a hired boy.&nbsp; In the evening Sewall came
+up (American consul) and proposed to take me on a malaga, which I
+accepted.&nbsp; Monday I rode down to Apia, was nearly all day
+fighting about drafts and money; the silver problem does not
+touch you, but it is (in a strange and I hope passing phase)
+making my situation difficult in Apia.&nbsp; About eleven, the
+flags were all half-masted; it was old Captain Hamilton (Samesoni
+the natives called him) who had passed away.&nbsp; In the evening
+I walked round to the U.S. Consulate; it was a lovely night with
+a full moon; and as I got round to the hot corner of Matautu I
+heard hymns in front.&nbsp; The balcony of the dead man&rsquo;s
+house was full of women singing; Mary (the widow, a native) sat
+on a chair by the doorstep, and I was set beside her on a bench,
+and next to Paul the carpenter; as I sat down I had a glimpse of
+the old captain, who lay in a sheet on his own table.&nbsp; After
+the hymn was over, a native pastor made a speech which lasted a
+long while; the light poured out of the door and windows; the
+girls were sitting clustered at my feet; it was choking
+hot.&nbsp; After the speech was ended, Mary carried me within;
+the captain&rsquo;s hands were folded on his bosom, his face and
+head were composed; he looked as if he might speak at any moment;
+I have never seen this kind of waxwork so express or more
+venerable; and when I went away, I was conscious of a certain
+envy for the man who was out of the battle.&nbsp; All night it
+ran in my head, and the next day when we sighted Tutuila, and ran
+into this beautiful land-locked loch of Pago Pago (whence I
+write), Captain Hamilton&rsquo;s folded hands and quiet face said
+a great deal more to me than the scenery.</p>
+<p>I am living here in a trader&rsquo;s house; we have a good
+table, Sewall doing things in style; and I hope to benefit by the
+change, and possibly get more stuff for Letters.&nbsp; In the
+meanwhile, I am seized quite <i>mal-&agrave;-propos</i> with
+desire to write a story, <i>The Bloody Wedding</i>, founded on
+fact&mdash;very possibly true, being an attempt to read a murder
+case&mdash;not yet months old, in this very place and house where
+I now write.&nbsp; The indiscretion is what stops me; but if I
+keep on feeling as I feel just now it will have to be
+written.&nbsp; Three Star Nettison, Kit Nettison, Field the
+Sailor, these are the main characters: old Nettison, and the
+captain of the man of war, the secondary.&nbsp; Possible
+scenario.&nbsp; Chapter I. . . .</p>
+<h2><a name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+65</span>CHAPTER VII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>, <i>April</i>
+18<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I got back on
+Monday night, after twenty-three hours in an open boat; the keys
+were lost; the Consul (who had promised us a bottle of Burgundy)
+nobly broke open his store-room, and we got to bed about
+midnight.&nbsp; Next morning the blessed Consul promised us
+horses for the daybreak; forgot all about it, worthy man; set us
+off at last in the heat of the day, and by a short cut which
+caused infinite trouble, and we were not home till dinner.&nbsp;
+I was extenuated, and have had a high fever since, or should have
+been writing before.&nbsp; To-day for the first time, I risk
+it.&nbsp; Tuesday I was pretty bad; Wednesday had a fever to kill
+a horse; Thursday I was better, but still out of ability to do
+aught but read awful trash.&nbsp; This is the time one misses
+civilisation; I wished to send out for some police novels;
+Mont&eacute;pin would have about suited my frozen brain.&nbsp; It
+is a bother when all one&rsquo;s thought turns on one&rsquo;s
+work in some sense or other; could not even think yesterday; I
+took to inventing dishes by way of entertainment.&nbsp;
+Yesterday, while I lay asleep in the afternoon, a very lucky
+thing happened; the Chief Justice came to call; met one of our
+employ&eacute;s on the road; and was shown what I had done to the
+road.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Is this the road across the island?&rsquo; he
+asked.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;The only one,&rsquo; said Innes.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;And has one man done all this?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Three times,&rsquo; said the trusty Innes.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;It has had to be made three times, and when Mr. Stevenson
+came, it was a track like what you see beyond.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;This must be put right,&rsquo; said the Chief
+Justice.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>The truth is, I broke down yesterday almost as soon as I
+began, and have been surreptitiously finishing the entry
+to-day.&nbsp; For all that I was much better, ate all the time,
+and had no fever.&nbsp; The day was otherwise uneventful.&nbsp; I
+am reminded; I had another visitor on Friday; and Fanny and
+Lloyd, as they returned from a forest raid, met in our desert,
+untrodden road, first Father Didier, Keeper of the conscience of
+Mataafa, the rising star; and next the Chief justice, sole stay
+of Laupepa, the present and unsteady star, and remember, a few
+days before we were close to the sick bed and entertained by the
+amateur physician of Tamasese, the late and sunken star.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;That is the fun of this place,&rsquo; observed Lloyd;
+&lsquo;everybody you meet is so important.&rsquo;&nbsp; Everybody
+is also so gloomy.&nbsp; It will come to war again, is the
+opinion of all the well informed&mdash;and before that to many
+bankruptcies; and after that, as usual, to famine.&nbsp; Here,
+under the microscope, we can see history at work.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p>I have been very neglectful.&nbsp; A return to work, perhaps
+premature, but necessary, has used up all my possible energies
+and made me acquainted with the living headache.&nbsp; I just jot
+down some of the past notabilia.&nbsp; Yesterday B., a carpenter,
+and K., my (unsuccessful) white man, were absent all morning from
+their work; I was working myself, where I hear every sound with
+morbid certainty, and I can testify that not a hammer fell.&nbsp;
+Upon inquiry I found they had passed the morning making ice with
+our ice machine and taking the horizon with a spirit level!&nbsp;
+I had no sooner heard this than&mdash;a violent headache set in;
+I am a real employer of labour now, and have much of the ship
+captain when aroused; and if I had a headache, I believe both
+these gentlemen had aching hearts.&nbsp; I promise you, the
+late&mdash;was to the front; and K., who was the most guilty, yet
+(in a sense) the least blameable, having the brains and character
+of a canary-bird, fared none the better for B.&rsquo;s
+repartees.&nbsp; I hear them hard at work this morning, so the
+menace may be blessed.&nbsp; It was just after my dinner, just
+before theirs, that I administered my redoubtable tongue&mdash;it
+is really redoubtable&mdash;to these skulkers (Paul used to
+triumph over Mr. J. for weeks.&nbsp; &lsquo;I am very sorry for
+you,&rsquo; he would say; &lsquo;you&rsquo;re going to have a
+talk with Mr. Stevenson when he comes home: you don&rsquo;t know
+what that is!&rsquo;)&nbsp; In fact, none of them do, till they
+get it.&nbsp; I have known K., for instance, for months; he has
+never heard me complain, or take notice, unless it were to
+praise; I have used him always as my guest, and there seems to be
+something in my appearance which suggests endless, ovine
+long-suffering!&nbsp; We sat in the upper verandah all evening,
+and discussed the price of iron roofing, and the state of the
+draught-horses, with Innes, a new man we have taken, and who
+seems to promise well.</p>
+<p>One thing embarrasses me.&nbsp; No one ever seems to
+understand my attitude about that book; the stuff sent was never
+meant for other than a first state; I never meant it to appear as
+a book.&nbsp; Knowing well that I have never had one hour of
+inspiration since it was begun, and have only beaten out my metal
+by brute force and patient repetition, I hoped some day to get a
+&lsquo;spate of style&rsquo; and burnish it&mdash;fine mixed
+metaphor.&nbsp; I am now so sick that I intend, when the Letters
+are done and some more written that will be wanted, simply to
+make a book of it by the pruning-knife.</p>
+<p>I cannot fight longer; I am sensible of having done worse than
+I hoped, worse than I feared; all I can do now is to do the best
+I can for the future, and clear the book, like a piece of bush,
+with axe and cutlass.&nbsp; Even to produce the <span
+class="GutSmall">MS.</span> of this will occupy me, at the most
+favourable opinion, till the middle of next year; really five
+years were wanting, when I could have made a book; but I have a
+family, and&mdash;perhaps I could not make the book after
+all.</p>
+<h2><a name="page70"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+70</span>CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>April</i> 29<i>th</i>,
+&rsquo;91.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I begin
+again.&nbsp; I was awake this morning about half-past four.&nbsp;
+It was still night, but I made my fire, which is always a
+delightful employment, and read Lockhart&rsquo;s
+&lsquo;Scott&rsquo; until the day began to peep.&nbsp; It was a
+beautiful and sober dawn, a dove-coloured dawn, insensibly
+brightening to gold.&nbsp; I was looking at it some while over
+the down-hill profile of our eastern road, when I chanced to
+glance northward, and saw with extraordinary pleasure the sea
+lying outspread.&nbsp; It seemed as smooth as glass, and yet I
+knew the surf was roaring all along the reef, and indeed, if I
+had listened, I could have heard it&mdash;and saw the white sweep
+of it outside Matautu.</p>
+<p>I am out of condition still, and can do nothing, and toil to
+be at my pen, and see some ink behind me.&nbsp; I have taken up
+again <i>The High Woods of Ulufanua</i>.&nbsp; I still think the
+fable too fantastic and far-fetched.&nbsp; But, on a re-reading,
+fell in love with my first chapter, and for good or evil I must
+finish it.&nbsp; It is really good, well fed with facts, true to
+the manners, and (for once in my works) rendered pleasing by the
+presence of a heroine who is pretty.&nbsp; Miss Uma is pretty; a
+fact.&nbsp; All my other women have been as ugly as sin, and like
+Falconet&rsquo;s horse (I have just been reading the anecdote in
+Lockhart), <i>mortes</i> forbye.</p>
+<p>News: Our old house is now half demolished; it is to be
+rebuilt on a new site; now we look down upon and through the open
+posts of it like a bird-cage, to the woods beyond.&nbsp; My poor
+Paulo has lost his father and succeeded to thirty thousand
+thalers (I think); he had to go down to the Consulate yesterday
+to send a legal paper; got drunk, of course, and is still this
+morning in so bemused a condition that our breakfasts all went
+wrong.&nbsp; Lafaele is absent at the deathbed of his fair
+spouse; fair she was, but not in deed, acting as harlot to the
+wreckers at work on the warships, to which society she probably
+owes her end, having fallen off a cliff, or been thrust off
+it&mdash;<i>inter pocula</i>.&nbsp; Henry is the same, our
+stand-by.&nbsp; In this transition stage he has been living in
+Apia; but the other night he stayed up, and sat with us about the
+chimney in my room.&nbsp; It was the first time he had seen a
+fire in a hearth; he could not look at it without smiles, and was
+always anxious to put on another stick.&nbsp; We entertained him
+with the fairy tales of civilisation&mdash;theatres, London,
+blocks in the street, Universities, the Underground, newspapers,
+etc., and projected once more his visit to Sydney.&nbsp; If we
+can manage, it will be next Christmas.&nbsp; (I see it will be
+impossible for me to afford a further journey <i>this</i>
+winter.)&nbsp; We have spent since we have been here about
+&pound;2500, which is not much if you consider we have built on
+that three houses, one of them of some size, and a considerable
+stable, made two miles of road some three times, cleared many
+acres of bush, made some miles of path, planted quantities of
+food, and enclosed a horse paddock and some acres of pig run; but
+&rsquo;tis a good deal of money regarded simply as money.&nbsp;
+K. is bosh; I have no use for him; but we must do what we can
+with the fellow meanwhile; he is good-humoured and honest, but
+inefficient, idle himself, the cause of idleness in others,
+grumbling, a self-excuser&mdash;all the faults in a bundle.&nbsp;
+He owes us thirty weeks&rsquo; service&mdash;the wretched Paul
+about half as much.&nbsp; Henry is almost the only one of our
+employ&eacute;s who has a credit.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 17<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, am I ashamed of myself?&nbsp; I do not think so.&nbsp; I
+have been hammering Letters ever since, and got three ready and a
+fourth about half through; all four will go by the mail, which is
+what I wish, for so I keep at least my start.&nbsp; Days and days
+of unprofitable stubbing and digging, and the result still poor
+as literature, left-handed, heavy, unillumined, but I believe
+readable and interesting as matter.&nbsp; It has been no joke of
+a hard time, and when my task was done, I had little taste for
+anything but blowing on the pipe.&nbsp; A few necessary letters
+filled the bowl to overflowing.</p>
+<p>My mother has arrived, young, well, and in good spirits.&nbsp;
+By desperate exertions, which have wholly floored Fanny, her room
+was ready for her, and the dining-room fit to eat in.&nbsp; It
+was a famous victory.&nbsp; Lloyd never told me of your portrait
+till a few days ago; fortunately, I had no pictures hung yet; and
+the space over my chimney waits your counterfeit
+presentment.&nbsp; I have not often heard anything that pleased
+me more; your severe head shall frown upon me and keep me to the
+mark.&nbsp; But why has it not come?&nbsp; Have you been as
+forgetful as Lloyd?</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">18<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Miserable comforters are ye all!&nbsp; I read your esteemed
+pages this morning by lamplight and the glimmer of the dawn, and
+as soon as breakfast was over, I must turn to and tackle these
+despised labours!&nbsp; Some courage was necessary, but not
+wanting.&nbsp; There is one thing at least by which I can avenge
+myself for my drubbing, for on one point you seem impenetrably
+stupid.&nbsp; Can I find no form of words which will at last
+convey to your intelligence the fact that <i>these letters were
+never meant</i>, <i>and are not now meant</i>, <i>to be other
+than a quarry of materials from which the book may be
+drawn</i>?&nbsp; There seems something incommunicable in this (to
+me) simple idea; I know Lloyd failed to comprehend it, I doubt if
+he has grasped it now; and I despair, after all these efforts,
+that you should ever be enlightened.&nbsp; Still, oblige me by
+reading that form of words once more, and see if a light does not
+break.&nbsp; You may be sure, after the friendly freedoms of your
+criticism (necessary I am sure, and wholesome I know, but
+untimely to the poor labourer in his landslip) that mighty little
+of it will stand.</p>
+<p>Our Paul has come into a fortune, and wishes to go home to the
+Hie Germanie.&nbsp; This is a tile on our head, and if a shower,
+which is now falling, lets up, I must go down to Apia, and see if
+I can find a substitute of any kind.&nbsp; This is, from any
+point of view, disgusting; above all, from that of work; for,
+whatever the result, the mill has to be kept turning; apparently
+dust, and not flour, is the proceed.&nbsp; Well, there is gold in
+the dust, which is a fine consolation, since&mdash;well, I
+can&rsquo;t help it; night or morning, I do my darndest, and if I
+cannot charge for merit, I must e&rsquo;en charge for toil, of
+which I have plenty and plenty more ahead before this cup is
+drained; sweat and hyssop are the ingredients.</p>
+<p>We are clearing from Carruthers&rsquo; Road to the pig fence,
+twenty-eight powerful natives with Catholic medals about their
+necks, all swiping in like Trojans; long may the sport
+continue!</p>
+<p>The invoice to hand.&nbsp; Ere this goes out, I hope to see
+your expressive, but surely not benignant countenance!&nbsp;
+Adieu, O culler of offensive expressions&mdash;&lsquo;and
+a&rsquo; to be a posy to your ain dear May!&rsquo;&mdash;Fanny
+seems a little revived again after her spasm of work.&nbsp; Our
+books and furniture keep slowly draining up the road, in a sad
+state of scatterment and disrepair; I wish the devil had had K.
+by his red beard before he had packed my library.&nbsp; Odd
+leaves and sheets and boards&mdash;a thing to make a bibliomaniac
+shed tears&mdash;are fished out of odd corners.&nbsp; But I am no
+bibliomaniac, praise Heaven, and I bear up, and rejoice when I
+find anything safe.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">19<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>However, I worked five hours on the brute, and finished my
+Letter all the same, and couldn&rsquo;t sleep last night by
+consequence.&nbsp; Haven&rsquo;t had a bad night since I
+don&rsquo;t know when; dreamed a large, handsome man (a New
+Orleans planter) had insulted my wife, and, do what I pleased, I
+could not make him fight me; and woke to find it was the eleventh
+anniversary of my marriage.&nbsp; A letter usually takes me from
+a week to three days; but I&rsquo;m sometimes two days on a
+page&mdash;I was once three&mdash;and then my friends kick
+me.&nbsp; <i>C&rsquo;est-y-b&ecirc;te</i>!&nbsp; I wish letters
+of that charming quality could be so timed as to arrive when a
+fellow wasn&rsquo;t working at the truck in question; but, of
+course, that can&rsquo;t be.&nbsp; Did not go down last
+night.&nbsp; It showered all afternoon, and poured heavy and loud
+all night.</p>
+<p>You should have seen our twenty-five popes (the Samoan phrase
+for a Catholic, lay or cleric) squatting when the day&rsquo;s
+work was done on the ground outside the verandah, and pouring in
+the rays of forty-eight eyes through the back and the front door
+of the dining-room, while Henry and I and the boss pope signed
+the contract.&nbsp; The second boss (an old man) wore a kilt (as
+usual) and a Balmoral bonnet with a little tartan edging and the
+tails pulled off.&nbsp; I told him that hat belong to my
+country&mdash;Sekotia; and he said, yes, that was the place that
+he belonged to right enough.&nbsp; And then all the Papists
+laughed till the woods rang; he was slashing away with a cutlass
+as he spoke.</p>
+<p>The pictures have decidedly not come; they may probably arrive
+Sunday.</p>
+<h2><a name="page77"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+77</span>CHAPTER IX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June</i>, 1891.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;To you, under your
+portrait, which is, in expression, your true, breathing self, and
+up to now saddens me; in time, and soon, I shall be glad to have
+it there; it is still only a reminder of your absence.&nbsp;
+Fanny wept when we unpacked it, and you know how little she is
+given to that mood; I was scarce Roman myself, but that does not
+count&mdash;I lift up my voice so readily.&nbsp; These are good
+compliments to the artist.&nbsp; I write in the midst of a wreck
+of books, which have just come up, and have for once defied my
+labours to get straight.&nbsp; The whole floor is filled with
+them, and (what&rsquo;s worse) most of the shelves forbye; and
+where they are to go to, and what is to become of the librarian,
+God knows.&nbsp; It is hot to-night, and has been airless all
+day, and I am out of sorts, and my work sticks, the devil fly
+away with it and me.&nbsp; We had an alarm of war since last I
+wrote my screeds to you, and it blew over, and is to blow on
+again, and the rumour goes they are to begin by killing all the
+whites.&nbsp; I have no belief in this, and should be infinitely
+sorry if it came to pass&mdash;I do not mean for <i>us</i>, that
+were otiose&mdash;but for the poor, deluded schoolboys, who
+should hope to gain by such a step.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>[<i>Letter resumed</i>.]</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June</i> 20<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>No diary this time.&nbsp; Why? you ask.&nbsp; I have only sent
+out four Letters, and two chapters of the <i>Wrecker</i>.&nbsp;
+Yes, but to get these I have written 132 pp., 66,000 words in
+thirty days; 2200 words a day; the labours of an elephant.&nbsp;
+God knows what it&rsquo;s like, and don&rsquo;t ask me, but
+nobody shall say I have spared pains.&nbsp; I thought for some
+time it wouldn&rsquo;t come at all.&nbsp; I was days and days
+over the first letter of the lot&mdash;days and days writing and
+deleting and making no headway whatever, till I thought I should
+have gone bust; but it came at last after a fashion, and the rest
+went a thought more easily, though I am not so fond as to fancy
+any better.</p>
+<p>Your opinion as to the letters as a whole is so damnatory that
+I put them by.&nbsp; But there is a &lsquo;hell of a want
+of&rsquo; money this year.&nbsp; And these Gilbert Island papers,
+being the most interesting in matter, and forming a compact
+whole, and being well illustrated, I did think of as a possible
+resource.</p>
+<p>It would be called</p>
+<p class="gutindent"><i>Six Months in Melanesia</i>,</p>
+<p class="gutindent"><i>Two Island Kings</i>,</p>
+<p class="gutindent">&mdash;<i>Monarchies</i>,</p>
+<p class="gutindent"><i>Gilbert Island Kings</i>,</p>
+<p class="gutindent">&mdash;<i>Monarchies</i>,</p>
+<p>and I daresay I&rsquo;ll think of a better yet&mdash;and would
+divide thus:&mdash;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align:
+center"><i>Butaritati</i>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">I.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>A Town asleep.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Three Brothers.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Around our House.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>A Tale of a Tapu.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Five Day&rsquo;s Festival.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Domestic Life&mdash;(which might be omitted, but not well,
+better be recast).</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center"><i>The King of
+Apemama</i>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Royal Traders.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Foundation of Equator Town.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IX.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Palace of Mary Warren.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">X.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Equator Town and the Palace.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>King and Commons.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Devil Work Box.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Three Corslets.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">XIV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Tail piece; the Court upon a Journey.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>I wish you to watch these closely, judging them as a whole,
+and treating them as I have asked you, and favour me with your
+damnatory advice.&nbsp; I look up at your portrait, and it frowns
+upon me.&nbsp; You seem to view me with reproach.&nbsp; The
+expression is excellent; Fanny wept when she saw it, and you know
+she is not given to the melting mood.&nbsp; She seems really
+better; I have a touch of fever again, I fancy overwork, and
+to-day, when I have overtaken my letters, I shall blow on my
+pipe.&nbsp; Tell Mrs. S. I have been playing <i>Le Chant
+d&rsquo;Amour</i> lately, and have arranged it, after awful
+trouble, rather prettily for two pipes; and it brought her before
+me with an effect scarce short of hallucination.&nbsp; I could
+hear her voice in every note; yet I had forgot the air entirely,
+and began to pipe it from notes as something new, when I was
+brought up with a round turn by this reminiscence.&nbsp; We are
+now very much installed; the dining-room is done, and looks
+lovely.&nbsp; Soon we shall begin to photograph and send you our
+circumstances.&nbsp; My room is still a howling wilderness.&nbsp;
+I sleep on a platform in a window, and strike my mosquito bar and
+roll up my bedclothes every morning, so that the bed becomes by
+day a divan.&nbsp; A great part of the floor is knee-deep in
+books, yet nearly all the shelves are filled, alas!&nbsp; It is a
+place to make a pig recoil, yet here are my interminable labours
+begun daily by lamp-light, and sometimes not yet done when the
+lamp has once more to be lighted.&nbsp; The effect of pictures in
+this place is surprising.&nbsp; They give great pleasure.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June</i> 21<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>A word more.&nbsp; I had my breakfast this morning at
+4.30!&nbsp; My new cook has beaten me and (as Lloyd says)
+revenged all the cooks in the world.&nbsp; I have been hunting
+them to give me breakfast early since I was twenty; and now here
+comes Mr. Ratke, and I have to plead for mercy.&nbsp; I cannot
+stand 4.30; I am a mere fevered wreck; it is now half-past eight,
+and I can no more, and four hours divide me from lunch, the devil
+take the man!&nbsp; Yesterday it was about 5.30, which I can
+stand; day before 5, which is bad enough; to-day, I give
+out.&nbsp; It is like a London season, and as I do not take a
+siesta once in a month, and then only five minutes, I am being
+worn to the bones, and look aged and anxious.</p>
+<p>We have Rider Haggard&rsquo;s brother here as a Land
+Commissioner; a nice kind of a fellow; indeed, all the three Land
+Commissioners are very agreeable.</p>
+<h2><a name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+82</span>CHAPTER X</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, <i>Sept.</i> 5 (?),
+1891.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Yours from
+Lochinver has just come.&nbsp; You ask me if I am ever homesick
+for the Highlands and the Isles.&nbsp; Conceive that for the last
+month I have been living there between 1786 and 1850, in my
+grandfather&rsquo;s diaries and letters.&nbsp; I <i>had</i> to
+take a rest; no use talking; so I put in a month over my <i>Lives
+of the Stevensons</i> with great pleasure and profit and some
+advance; one chapter and a part drafted.&nbsp; The whole promises
+well Chapter <span class="GutSmall">I.</span> Domestic
+Annals.&nbsp; Chapter <span class="GutSmall">II.</span>&nbsp; The
+Northern Lights.&nbsp; Chapter <span class="GutSmall">III.</span>
+The Bell Rock.&nbsp; Chapter <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span> A
+Family of Boys.&nbsp; Chap. <span class="GutSmall">V.</span> The
+Grandfather.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VI.</span> Alan
+Stevenson.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VII.</span> Thomas
+Stevenson.&nbsp; My materials for my great-grandfather are almost
+null; for my grandfather copious and excellent.&nbsp; Name, a
+puzzle.&nbsp; <i>A Scottish Family</i>, <i>A Family of
+Engineers</i>, <i>Northern Lights</i>, <i>The Engineers of the
+Northern Lights</i>: <i>A Family History</i>.&nbsp; Advise; but
+it will take long.&nbsp; Now, imagine if I have been homesick for
+Barrahead and Island Glass, and Kirkwall, and Cape Wrath, and the
+Wells of the Pentland Firth; I could have wept.</p>
+<p>Now for politics.&nbsp; I am much less alarmed; I believe the
+<i>malo</i> (=<i>raj</i>, government) will collapse and cease
+like an overlain infant, without a shot fired.&nbsp; They have
+now been months here on their big salaries&mdash;and Cedarcrantz,
+whom I specially like as a man, has done nearly nothing, and the
+Baron, who is well-meaning, has done worse.&nbsp; They have these
+large salaries, and they have all the taxes; they have made
+scarce a foot of road; they have not given a single native a
+position&mdash;all to white men; they have scarce laid out a
+penny on Apia, and scarce a penny on the King; they have forgot
+they were in Samoa, or that such a thing as Samoans existed, and
+had eyes and some intelligence.&nbsp; The Chief Justice has
+refused to pay his customs!&nbsp; The President proposed to have
+an expensive house built for himself, while the King, his master,
+has none!&nbsp; I had stood aside, and been a loyal, and, above
+all, a silent subject, up to then; but now I snap my fingers at
+their <i>malo</i>.&nbsp; It is damned, and I&rsquo;m damned glad
+of it.&nbsp; And this is not all.&nbsp; Last
+&lsquo;<i>Wainiu</i>,&rsquo; when I sent Fanny off to Fiji, I
+hear the wonderful news that the Chief Justice is going to Fiji
+and the Colonies to improve his mind.&nbsp; I showed my way of
+thought to his guest, Count Wachtmeister, whom I have sent to you
+with a letter&mdash;he will tell you all the news.&nbsp; Well,
+the Chief Justice stayed, but they said he was to leave
+yesterday.&nbsp; I had intended to go down, and see and warn
+him!&nbsp; But the President&rsquo;s house had come up in the
+meanwhile, and I let them go to their doom, which I am only
+anxious to see swiftly and (if it may be) bloodlessly fall.</p>
+<p>Thus I have in a way withdrawn my unrewarded loyalty.&nbsp;
+Lloyd is down to-day with Moors to call on Mataafa; the news of
+the excursion made a considerable row in Apia, and both the
+German and the English consuls besought Lloyd not to go.&nbsp;
+But he stuck to his purpose, and with my approval.&nbsp;
+It&rsquo;s a poor thing if people are to give up a pleasure party
+for a <i>malo</i> that has never done anything for us but draw
+taxes, and is going to go pop, and leave us at the mercy of the
+identical Mataafa, whom I have not visited for more than a year,
+and who is probably furious.</p>
+<p>The sense of my helplessness here has been rather bitter; I
+feel it wretched to see this dance of folly and injustice and
+unconscious rapacity go forward from day to day, and to be
+impotent.&nbsp; I was not consulted&mdash;or only by one man, and
+that on particular points; I did not choose to volunteer advice
+till some pressing occasion; I have not even a vote, for I am not
+a member of the municipality.</p>
+<p>What ails you, miserable man, to talk of saving
+material?&nbsp; I have a whole world in my head, a whole new
+society to work, but I am in no hurry; you will shortly make the
+acquaintance of the Island of Ulufanua, on which I mean to lay
+several stories; the <i>Bloody Wedding</i>, possibly the <i>High
+Woods</i>&mdash;(O, it&rsquo;s so good, the High Woods, but the
+story is craziness; that&rsquo;s the trouble,)&mdash;a political
+story, the <i>Labour Slave</i>, etc.&nbsp; Ulufanua is an
+imaginary island; the name is a beautiful Samoan word for the
+<i>top</i> of a forest; ulu&mdash;leaves or hair,
+fanua=land.&nbsp; The ground or country of the leaves.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Ulufanua the isle of the sea,&rsquo; read that verse
+dactylically and you get the beat; the u&rsquo;s are like our
+double oo; did ever you hear a prettier word?</p>
+<p>I do not feel inclined to make a volume of Essays, but if I
+did, and perhaps the idea is good&mdash;and any idea is better
+than South Seas&mdash;here would be my choice of the Scribner
+articles: <i>Dreams</i>, <i>Beggars</i>, <i>Lantern-Bearers</i>,
+<i>Random Memories</i>.&nbsp; There was a paper called the <i>Old
+Pacific Capital</i> in Fraser, in Tulloch&rsquo;s time, which had
+merit; there were two on Fontainebleau in the <i>Magazine of
+Art</i> in Henley&rsquo;s time.&nbsp; I have no idea if
+they&rsquo;re any good; then there&rsquo;s the <i>Emigrant
+Train</i>.&nbsp; <i>Pulvis et Umbra</i> is in a different key,
+and wouldn&rsquo;t hang on with the rest.</p>
+<p>I have just interrupted my letter and read through the chapter
+of the <i>High Woods</i> that is written, a chapter and a bit,
+some sixteen pages, really very fetching, but what do you wish?
+the story is so wilful, so steep, so silly&mdash;it&rsquo;s a
+hallucination I have outlived, and yet I never did a better piece
+of work, horrid, and pleasing, and extraordinarily <i>true</i>;
+it&rsquo;s sixteen pages of the South Seas; their essence.&nbsp;
+What am I to do?&nbsp; Lose this little gem&mdash;for I&rsquo;ll
+be bold, and that&rsquo;s what I think it&mdash;or go on with the
+rest, which I don&rsquo;t believe in, and don&rsquo;t like, and
+which can never make aught but a silly yarn?&nbsp; Make another
+end to it?&nbsp; Ah, yes, but that&rsquo;s not the way I write;
+the whole tale is implied; I never use an effect, when I can help
+it, unless it prepares the effects that are to follow;
+that&rsquo;s what a story consists in.&nbsp; To make another end,
+that is to make the beginning all wrong.&nbsp; The
+d&eacute;nouement of a long story is nothing; it is just a
+&lsquo;full close,&rsquo; which you may approach and accompany as
+you please&mdash;it is a coda, not an essential member in the
+rhythm; but the body and end of a short story is bone of the bone
+and blood of the blood of the beginning.&nbsp; Well, I shall end
+by finishing it against my judgment; that fragment is my
+Delilah.&nbsp; Golly, it&rsquo;s good.&nbsp; I am not shining by
+modesty; but I do just love the colour and movement of that piece
+so far as it goes.</p>
+<p>I was surprised to hear of your fishing.&nbsp; And you saw the
+&lsquo;Pharos,&rsquo; thrice fortunate man; I wish I dared go
+home, I would ask the Commissioners to take me round for old
+sake&rsquo;s sake, and see all my family pictures once more from
+the Mull of Galloway to Unst.&nbsp; However, all is arranged for
+our meeting in Ceylon, except the date and the blooming
+pounds.&nbsp; I have heard of an exquisite hotel in the country,
+airy, large rooms, good cookery, not dear; we shall have a couple
+of months there, if we can make it out, and converse or&mdash;as
+my grandfather always said&mdash;&lsquo;commune.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Communings with Mr. Kennedy as to Lighthouse
+Repairs.&rsquo;&nbsp; He was a fine old fellow, but a droll.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Evening</i>.</p>
+<p>Lloyd has returned.&nbsp; Peace and war were played before his
+eyes at heads or tails.&nbsp; A German was stopped with levelled
+guns; he raised his whip; had it fallen, we might have been now
+in war.&nbsp; Excuses were made by Mataafa himself.&nbsp;
+Doubtless the thing was done&mdash;I mean the stopping of the
+German&mdash;a little to show off before Lloyd.&nbsp;
+Meanwhile&mdash;was up here, telling how the Chief Justice was
+really gone for five or eight weeks, and begging me to write to
+the <i>Times</i> and denounce the state of affairs; many strong
+reasons he advanced; and Lloyd and I have been since his arrival
+and &mdash;&rsquo;s departure, near half an hour, debating what
+should be done.&nbsp; Cedarcrantz is gone; it is not my fault; he
+knows my views on that point&mdash;alone of all points;&mdash;he
+leaves me with my mouth sealed.&nbsp; Yet this is a nice thing
+that because he is guilty of a fresh offence&mdash;his
+flight&mdash;the mouth of the only possible influential witness
+should be closed?&nbsp; I do not like this argument.&nbsp; I look
+like a cad, if I do in the man&rsquo;s absence what I could have
+done in a more manly manner in his presence.&nbsp; True; but why
+did he go?&nbsp; It is his last sin.&nbsp; And I, who like the
+man extremely&mdash;that is the word&mdash;I love his
+society&mdash;he is intelligent, pleasant, even witty, a
+gentleman&mdash;and you know how that attaches&mdash;I loathe to
+seem to play a base part; but the poor natives&mdash;who are like
+other folk, false enough, lazy enough, not heroes, not
+saints&mdash;ordinary men damnably misused&mdash;are they to
+suffer because I like Cedarcrantz, and Cedarcrantz has cut his
+lucky?&nbsp; This is a little tragedy, observe well&mdash;a
+tragedy!&nbsp; I may be right, I may be wrong in my judgment, but
+I am in treaty with my honour.&nbsp; I know not how it will seem
+to-morrow.&nbsp; Lloyd thought the barrier of honour
+insurmountable, and it is an ugly obstacle.&nbsp; He
+(Cedarcrantz) will likely meet my wife three days from now, may
+travel back with her, will be charming if he does; suppose this,
+and suppose him to arrive and find that I have sprung a
+mine&mdash;or the nearest approach to it I could
+find&mdash;behind his back?&nbsp; My position is pretty.&nbsp;
+Yes, I am an aristocrat.&nbsp; I have the old petty, personal
+view of honour?&nbsp; I should blush till I die if I do this; yet
+it is on the cards that I may do it.&nbsp; So much I have written
+you in bed, as a man writes, or talks, in a <i>bittre
+Wahl</i>.&nbsp; Now I shall sleep, and see if I am more
+clear.&nbsp; I will consult the missionaries at least&mdash;I
+place some reliance in M. also&mdash;or I should if he were not a
+partisan; but a partisan he is.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s the
+pity.&nbsp; To sleep!&nbsp; A fund of wisdom in the prostrate
+body and the fed brain.&nbsp; Kindly observe R. L. S. in the
+talons of politics!&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis funny&mdash;&rsquo;tis
+sad.&nbsp; Nobody but these cursed idiots could have so driven
+me; I cannot bear idiots.</p>
+<p>My dear Colvin, I must go to sleep; it is long past
+ten&mdash;a dreadful hour for me.&nbsp; And here am I lingering
+(so I feel) in the dining-room at the Monument, talking to you
+across the table, both on our feet, and only the two stairs to
+mount, and get to bed, and sleep, and be waked by dear old
+George&mdash;to whom I wish my kindest remembrances&mdash;next
+morning.&nbsp; I look round, and there is my blue room, and my
+long lines of shelves, and the door gaping on a moonless night,
+and no word of S. C. but his twa portraits on the wall.&nbsp;
+Good-bye, my dear fellow, and goodnight.&nbsp; Queer place the
+world!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>.</p>
+<p>No clearness of mind with the morning; I have no guess what I
+should do.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis easy to say that the public duty
+should brush aside these little considerations of personal
+dignity; so it is that politicians begin, and in a month you find
+them rat and flatter and intrigue with brows of brass.&nbsp; I am
+rather of the old view, that a man&rsquo;s first duty is to these
+little laws; the big he does not, he never will, understand; I
+may be wrong about the Chief Justice and the Baron and the state
+of Samoa; I cannot be wrong about the vile attitude I put myself
+in if I blow the gaff on Cedarcrantz behind his back.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>.</p>
+<p>One more word about the South Seas, in answer to a question I
+observe I have forgotten to answer.&nbsp; The Tahiti part has
+never turned up, because it has never been written.&nbsp; As for
+telling you where I went or when, or anything about Honolulu, I
+would rather die; that is fair and plain.&nbsp; How can anybody
+care when or how I left Honolulu?&nbsp; A man of upwards of forty
+cannot waste his time in communicating matter of that
+indifference.&nbsp; The letters, it appears, are tedious; they
+would be more tedious still if I wasted my time upon such
+infantile and sucking-bottle details.&nbsp; If ever I put in any
+such detail, it is because it leads into something or serves as a
+transition.&nbsp; To tell it for its own sake, never!&nbsp; The
+mistake is all through that I have told too much; I had not
+sufficient confidence in the reader, and have overfed him; and
+here are you anxious to learn how I&mdash;O Colvin!&nbsp; Suppose
+it had made a book, all such information is given to one glance
+of an eye by a map with a little dotted line upon it.&nbsp; But
+let us forget this unfortunate affair.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p>Yesterday I went down to consult Clarke, who took the view of
+delay.&nbsp; Has he changed his mind already?&nbsp; I wonder:
+here at least is the news.&nbsp; Some little while back some men
+of Manono&mdash;what is Manono?&mdash;a Samoan rotten borough, a
+small isle of huge political importance, heaven knows why, where
+a handful of chiefs make half the trouble in the country.&nbsp;
+Some men of Manono (which is strong Mataafa) burned down the
+houses and destroyed the crops of some Malietoa neighbours.&nbsp;
+The President went there the other day and landed alone on the
+island, which (to give him his due) was plucky.&nbsp; Moreover,
+he succeeded in persuading the folks to come up and be judged on
+a particular day in Apia.&nbsp; That day they did not come; but
+did come the next, and, to their vast surprise, were given six
+months&rsquo; imprisonment and clapped in gaol.&nbsp; Those who
+had accompanied them cried to them on the streets as they were
+marched to prison, &lsquo;Shall we rescue you?&rsquo;&nbsp; The
+condemned, marching in the hands of thirty men with loaded
+rifles, cried out &lsquo;No&rsquo;!&nbsp; And the trick was
+done.&nbsp; But it was ardently believed a rescue would be
+attempted; the gaol was laid about with armed men day and night;
+but there was some question of their loyalty, and the commandant
+of the forces, a very nice young beardless Swede, became nervous,
+and conceived a plan.&nbsp; How if he should put dynamite under
+the gaol, and in case of an attempted rescue blow up prison and
+all?&nbsp; He went to the President, who agreed; he went to the
+American man-of-war for the dynamite and machine, was refused,
+and got it at last from the Wreckers.&nbsp; The thing began to
+leak out, and there arose a muttering in town.&nbsp; People had
+no fancy for amateur explosions, for one thing.&nbsp; For
+another, it did not clearly appear that it was legal; the men had
+been condemned to six months&rsquo; prison, which they were
+peaceably undergoing; they had not been condemned to death.&nbsp;
+And lastly, it seemed a somewhat advanced example of civilisation
+to set before barbarians.&nbsp; The mutter in short became a
+storm, and yesterday, while I was down, a cutter was chartered,
+and the prisoners were suddenly banished to the Tokelaus.&nbsp;
+Who has changed the sentence?&nbsp; We are going to stir in the
+dynamite matter; we do not want the natives to fancy us
+consenting to such an outrage.</p>
+<p>Fanny has returned from her trip, and on the whole looks
+better.&nbsp; The <i>High Woods</i> are under way, and their name
+is now the <i>Beach of Fales&aacute;</i>, and the yarn is
+cured.&nbsp; I have about thirty pages of it done; it will be
+fifty to seventy I suppose.&nbsp; No supernatural trick at all;
+and escaped out of it quite easily; can&rsquo;t think why I was
+so stupid for so long.&nbsp; Mighty glad to have Fanny back to
+this &lsquo;Hell of the South Seas,&rsquo; as the German Captain
+called it.&nbsp; What will Cedarcrantz think when he comes
+back?&nbsp; To do him justice, had he been here, this Manono hash
+would not have been.</p>
+<p>Here is a pretty thing.&nbsp; When Fanny was in Fiji all the
+Samoa and Tokelau folks were agog about our &lsquo;flash&rsquo;
+house; but the whites had never heard of it.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Robert Louis
+Stevenson</span>,<br />
+Author of <i>The Beach of Fales&aacute;</i>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+94</span>CHAPTER XI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sept.</i> 28.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Since I last
+laid down my pen, I have written and rewritten <i>The Beach of
+Fales&aacute;</i>; something like sixty thousand words of
+sterling domestic fiction (the story, you will understand, is
+only half that length); and now I don&rsquo;t want to write any
+more again for ever, or feel so; and I&rsquo;ve got to overhaul
+it once again to my sorrow.&nbsp; I was all yesterday revising,
+and found a lot of slacknesses and (what is worse in this kind of
+thing) some literaryisms.&nbsp; One of the puzzles is this: It is
+a first person story&mdash;a trader telling his own adventure in
+an island.&nbsp; When I began I allowed myself a few liberties,
+because I was afraid of the end; now the end proved quite easy,
+and could be done in the pace; so the beginning remains about a
+quarter tone out (in places); but I have rather decided to let it
+stay so.&nbsp; The problem is always delicate; it is the only
+thing that worries me in first person tales, which otherwise
+(quo&rsquo; Alan) &lsquo;set better wi&rsquo; my
+genius.&rsquo;&nbsp; There is a vast deal of fact in the story,
+and some pretty good comedy.&nbsp; It is the first realistic
+South Sea story; I mean with real South Sea character and details
+of life.&nbsp; Everybody else who has tried, that I have seen,
+got carried away by the romance, and ended in a kind of
+sugar-candy sham epic, and the whole effect was lost&mdash;there
+was no etching, no human grin, consequently no conviction.&nbsp;
+Now I have got the smell and look of the thing a good deal.&nbsp;
+You will know more about the South Seas after you have read my
+little tale than if you had read a library.&nbsp; As to whether
+any one else will read it, I have no guess.&nbsp; I am in an off
+time, but there is just the possibility it might make a hit; for
+the yarn is good and melodramatic, and there is quite a love
+affair&mdash;for me; and Mr. Wiltshire (the narrator) is a huge
+lark, though I say it.&nbsp; But there is always the exotic
+question, and everything, the life, the place, the
+dialects&mdash;trader&rsquo;s talk, which is a strange
+conglomerate of literary expressions and English and American
+slang, and Beach de Mar, or native English,&mdash;the very trades
+and hopes and fears of the characters, are all novel, and may be
+found unwelcome to that great, hulking, bullering whale, the
+public.</p>
+<p>Since I wrote, I have been likewise drawing up a document to
+send it to the President; it has been dreadfully delayed, not by
+me, but to-day they swear it will be sent in.&nbsp; A list of
+questions about the dynamite report are herein laid before him,
+and considerations suggested why he should answer.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>October</i> 5<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Ever since my last snatch I have been much chivied about over
+the President business; his answer has come, and is an evasion
+accompanied with schoolboy insolence, and we are going to try to
+answer it.&nbsp; I drew my answer and took it down yesterday; but
+one of the signatories wants another paragraph added, which I
+have not yet been able to draw, and as to the wisdom of which I
+am not yet convinced.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Next day</i>, <i>Oct.</i>
+7<i>th</i>, <i>the right day</i>.</p>
+<p>We are all in rather a muddled state with our President
+affair.&nbsp; I do loathe politics, but at the same time, I
+cannot stand by and have the natives blown in the air
+treacherously with dynamite.&nbsp; They are still quiet; how long
+this may continue I do not know, though of course by mere
+prescription the Government is strengthened, and is probably
+insured till the next taxes fall due.&nbsp; But the unpopularity
+of the whites is growing.&nbsp; My native overseer, the great
+Henry Simel&eacute;, announced to-day that he was &lsquo;weary of
+whites upon the beach.&nbsp; All too proud,&rsquo; said this
+veracious witness.&nbsp; One of the proud ones had threatened
+yesterday to cut off his head with a bush knife!&nbsp; These are
+&lsquo;native outrages&rsquo;; honour bright, and setting theft
+aside, in which the natives are active, this is the main stream
+of irritation.&nbsp; The natives are generally courtly, far from
+always civil, but really gentle, and with a strong sense of
+honour of their own, and certainly quite as much civilised as our
+dynamiting President.</p>
+<p>We shall be delighted to see Kipling.&nbsp; I go to bed
+usually about half-past eight, and my lamp is out before ten; I
+breakfast at six.&nbsp; We may say roughly we have no soda water
+on the island, and just now truthfully no whisky.&nbsp; I
+<i>have</i> heard the chimes at midnight; now no more, I
+guess.&nbsp; <i>But</i>&mdash;Fanny and I, as soon as we can get
+coins for it, are coming to Europe, not to England: I am thinking
+of Royat.&nbsp; Bar wars.&nbsp; If not, perhaps the Apennines
+might give us a mountain refuge for two months or three in
+summer.&nbsp; How is that for high?&nbsp; But the money must be
+all in hand first.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>October</i> 13<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>How am I to describe my life these last few days?&nbsp; I have
+been wholly swallowed up in politics, a wretched business, with
+fine elements of farce in it too, which repay a man in passing,
+involving many dark and many moonlight rides, secret counsels
+which are at once divulged, sealed letters which are read aloud
+in confidence to the neighbours, and a mass of fudge and fun,
+which would have driven me crazy ten years ago, and now makes me
+smile.</p>
+<p>On Friday, Henry came and told us he must leave and go to
+&lsquo;my poor old family in Savaii&rsquo;; why?&nbsp; I do not
+quite know&mdash;but, I suspect, to be tattooed&mdash;if so, then
+probably to be married, and we shall see him no more.&nbsp; I
+told him he must do what he thought his duty; we had him to
+lunch, drank his health, and he and I rode down about
+twelve.&nbsp; When I got down, I sent my horse back to help bring
+down the family later.&nbsp; My own afternoon was cut out for me;
+my last draft for the President had been objected to by some of
+the signatories.&nbsp; I stood out, and one of our small number
+accordingly refused to sign.&nbsp; Him I had to go and persuade,
+which went off very well after the first hottish moments; you
+have no idea how stolid my temper is now.&nbsp; By about five the
+thing was done; and we sat down to dinner at the
+Chinaman&rsquo;s&mdash;the Verrey or Doyen&rsquo;s of
+Apia&mdash;G. and I at each end as hosts; G.&rsquo;s
+wife&mdash;Fanua, late maid of the village; her (adopted) father
+and mother, Seumanu and Faatulia, Fanny, Belle, Lloyd, Austin,
+and Henry Simel&eacute;, his last appearance.&nbsp; Henry was in
+a kilt of gray shawl, with a blue jacket, white shirt and black
+necktie, and looked like a dark genteel guest in a Highland
+shooting-box.&nbsp; Seumanu (opposite Fanny, next G.) is chief of
+Apia, a rather big gun in this place, looking like a large,
+fatted, military Englishman, bar the colour.&nbsp; Faatulia, next
+me, is a bigger chief than her husband.&nbsp; Henry is a chief
+too&mdash;his chief name, Iiga (Ee-eeng-a), he has not yet
+&lsquo;taken&rsquo; because of his youth.&nbsp; We were in fine
+society, and had a pleasant meal-time, with lots of fun.&nbsp;
+Then to the Opera&mdash;I beg your pardon, I mean the
+Circus.&nbsp; We occupied the first row in the reserved seats,
+and there in the row behind were all our friends&mdash;Captain
+Foss and his Captain-Lieutenant, three of the American officers,
+very nice fellows, the Dr., etc., so we made a fine show of what
+an embittered correspondent of the local paper called &lsquo;the
+shoddy aristocracy of Apia&rsquo;; and you should have seen how
+we carried on, and how I clapped, and Captain Foss hollered
+&lsquo;<i>wundersch&ouml;n</i>!&rsquo; and threw himself forward
+in his seat, and how we all in fact enjoyed ourselves like
+school-children, Austin not a shade more than his
+neighbours.&nbsp; Then the Circus broke up, and the party went
+home, but I stayed down, having business on the morrow.</p>
+<p>Yesterday, October 12th, great news reaches me, and Lloyd and
+I, with the mail just coming in, must leave all, saddle, and ride
+down.&nbsp; True enough, the President had resigned!&nbsp; Sought
+to resign his presidency of the council, and keep his advisership
+to the King; given way to the Consul&rsquo;s objections and
+resigned all&mdash;then fell out with them about the disposition
+of the funds, and was now trying to resign from his
+resignation!&nbsp; Sad little President, so trim to look at, and
+I believe so kind to his little wife!&nbsp; Not only so, but I
+meet D. on the beach.&nbsp; D. calls me in consultation, and we
+make with infinite difficulty a draft of a petition to the King.
+. . . Then to dinner at M.&rsquo;s, a very merry meal,
+interrupted before it was over by the arrival of the
+committee.&nbsp; Slight sketch of procedure agreed upon, self
+appointed spokesman, and the deputation sets off.&nbsp; Walk all
+through Matafele, all along Mulinuu, come to the King&rsquo;s
+house; he has verbally refused to see us in answer to our letter,
+swearing he is gase-gase (chief-sickness, not common
+man&rsquo;s), and indeed we see him inside in bed.&nbsp; It is a
+miserable low house, better houses by the dozen in the little
+hamlet (Tanugamanono) of bushmen on our way to Vailima; and the
+President&rsquo;s house in process of erection just
+opposite!&nbsp; We are told to return to-morrow; I refuse; and at
+last we are very sourly received, sit on the mats, and I open
+out, through a very poor interpreter, and sometimes hampered by
+unacceptable counsels from my backers.&nbsp; I can speak fairly
+well in a plain way now.&nbsp; C. asked me to write out my
+harangue for him this morning; I have done so, and couldn&rsquo;t
+get it near as good.&nbsp; I suppose (talking and interpreting) I
+was twenty minutes or half-an-hour on the deck; then his majesty
+replied in the dying whisper of a big chief; a few words of
+rejoinder (approving), and the deputation withdrew, rather well
+satisfied.</p>
+<p>A few days ago this intervention would have been a deportable
+offence; not now, I bet; I would like them to try.&nbsp; A little
+way back along Mulinuu, Mrs. G. met us with her husband&rsquo;s
+horse; and he and she and Lloyd and I rode back in a heavenly
+moonlight.&nbsp; Here ends a chapter in the life of an island
+politician!&nbsp; Catch me at it again; &rsquo;tis easy to go in,
+but it is not a pleasant trade.&nbsp; I have had a good team, as
+good as I could get on the beach; but what trouble even so, and
+what fresh troubles shaping.&nbsp; But I have on the whole
+carried all my points; I believe all but one, and on that (which
+did not concern me) I had no right to interfere.&nbsp; I am sure
+you would be amazed if you knew what a good hand I am at keeping
+my temper, talking people over, and giving reasons which are not
+my reasons, but calculated for the meridian of the particular
+objection; so soon does falsehood await the politician in his
+whirling path.</p>
+<h2><a name="page102"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+102</span>CHAPTER XII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i>, <i>October</i>
+24<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Carthew</span>,&mdash;See what I
+have written, but it&rsquo;s Colvin I&rsquo;m after&mdash;I have
+written two chapters, about thirty pages of <i>Wrecker</i> since
+the mail left, which must be my excuse, and the bother I&rsquo;ve
+had with it is not to be imagined, you might have seen me the day
+before yesterday weighing British sov.&rsquo;s and Chili dollars
+to arrange my treasure chest.&nbsp; And there was such a
+calculation, not for that only, but for the ship&rsquo;s position
+and distances when&mdash;but I am not going to tell you the
+yarn&mdash;and then, as my arithmetic is particularly lax, Lloyd
+had to go over all my calculations; and then, as I had changed
+the amount of money, he had to go over all <i>his</i> as to the
+amount of the lay; and altogether, a bank could be run with less
+effusion of figures than it took to shore up a single chapter of
+a measly yarn.&nbsp; However, it&rsquo;s done, and I have but one
+more, or at the outside two, to do, and I am Free! and can do any
+damn thing I like.</p>
+<p>Before falling on politics, I shall give you my day.&nbsp;
+Awoke somewhere about the first peep of day, came gradually to,
+and had a turn on the verandah before 5.55, when &lsquo;the
+child&rsquo; (an enormous Wallis Islander) brings me an orange;
+at 6, breakfast; 6.10, to work; which lasts till, at 10.30,
+Austin comes for his history lecture; this is rather dispiriting,
+but education must be gone about in faith&mdash;and charity, both
+of which pretty nigh failed me to-day about (of all things)
+Carthage; 11, luncheon; after luncheon in my mother&rsquo;s room,
+I read Chapter <span class="GutSmall">XXIII.</span> of <i>The
+Wrecker</i>, then Belle, Lloyd, and I go up and make music
+furiously till about 2 (I suppose), when I turn into work again
+till 4; fool from 4 to half-past, tired out and waiting for the
+bath hour; 4.30, bath; 4.40, eat two heavenly mangoes on the
+verandah, and see the boys arrive with the pack-horses; 5,
+dinner; smoke, chat on verandah, then hand of cards, and at last
+at 8 come up to my room with a pint of beer and a hard biscuit,
+which I am now consuming, and as soon as they are consumed I
+shall turn in.</p>
+<p>Such are the innocent days of this ancient and outworn
+sportsman; to-day there was no weeding, usually there is however,
+edge in somewhere.&nbsp; My books for the moment are a crib to
+Ph&aelig;do, and the second book of Montaigne; and a little while
+back I was reading Frederic Harrison, &lsquo;Choice of
+Books,&rsquo; etc.&mdash;very good indeed, a great deal of sense
+and knowledge in the volume, and some very true stuff,
+<i>contra</i> Carlyle, about the eighteenth century.&nbsp; A
+hideous idea came over me that perhaps Harrison is now getting
+<i>old</i>.&nbsp; Perhaps you are.&nbsp; Perhaps I am.&nbsp; Oh,
+this infidelity must be stared firmly down.&nbsp; I am about
+twenty-three&mdash;say twenty-eight; you about thirty, or,
+by&rsquo;r lady, thirty-four; and as Harrison belongs to the same
+generation, there is no good bothering about him.</p>
+<p>Here has just been a fine alert; I gave my wife a dose of
+chlorodyne.&nbsp; &lsquo;Something wrong,&rsquo; says she.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Nonsense,&rsquo; said I.&nbsp; &lsquo;Embrocation,&rsquo;
+said she.&nbsp; I smelt it, and&mdash;it smelt very funny.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I think it&rsquo;s just gone bad, and to-morrow will
+tell.&rsquo;&nbsp; Proved to be so.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p><i>History of Tuesday</i>.&mdash;Woke at usual time, very
+little work, for I was tired, and had a job for the
+evening&mdash;to write parts for a new instrument, a
+violin.&nbsp; Lunch, chat, and up to my place to practise; but
+there was no practising for me&mdash;my flageolet was gone wrong,
+and I had to take it all to pieces, clean it, and put it up
+again.&nbsp; As this is a most intricate job&mdash;the thing
+dissolves into seventeen separate members, most of these have to
+be fitted on their individual springs as fine as needles, and
+sometimes two at once with the springs shoving different
+ways&mdash;it took me till two.&nbsp; Then Lloyd and I rode forth
+on our errands; first to Motootua, where we had a really
+instructive conversation on weeds and grasses.&nbsp; Thence down
+to Apia, where we bought a fresh bottle of chlorodyne and
+conversed on politics.</p>
+<p>My visit to the King, which I thought at the time a
+particularly nugatory and even schoolboy step, and only consented
+to because I had held the reins so tight over my little band
+before, has raised a deuce of a row&mdash;new proclamation, no
+one is to interview the sacred puppet without consuls&rsquo;
+permission, two days&rsquo; notice, and an approved
+interpreter&mdash;read (I suppose) spy.&nbsp; Then back; I should
+have said I was trying the new horse; a tallish piebald, bought
+from the circus; he proved steady and safe, but in very bad
+condition, and not so much the wild Arab steed of the desert as
+had been supposed.&nbsp; The height of his back, after commodious
+Jack, astonished me, and I had a great consciousness of exercise
+and florid action, as I posted to his long, emphatic trot.&nbsp;
+We had to ride back easy; even so he was hot and blown; and when
+we set a boy to lead him to and fro, our last character for
+sanity perished.&nbsp; We returned just neat for dinner; and in
+the evening our violinist arrived, a young lady, no great
+virtuoso truly, but plucky, industrious, and a good reader; and
+we played five pieces with huge amusement, and broke up at
+nine.&nbsp; This morning I have read a splendid piece of
+Montaigne, written this page of letter, and now turn to the
+<i>Wrecker</i>.</p>
+<p><i>Wednesday</i>&mdash;November 16th or 17th&mdash;and I am
+ashamed to say mail day.&nbsp; The <i>Wrecker</i> is finished,
+that is the best of my news; it goes by this mail to
+Scribner&rsquo;s; and I honestly think it a good yarn on the
+whole and of its measly kind.&nbsp; The part that is genuinely
+good is Nares, the American sailor; that is a genuine figure; had
+there been more Nares it would have been a better book; but of
+course it didn&rsquo;t set up to be a book, only a long tough
+yarn with some pictures of the manners of to-day in the greater
+world&mdash;not the shoddy sham world of cities, clubs, and
+colleges, but the world where men still live a man&rsquo;s
+life.&nbsp; The worst of my news is the influenza; Apia is
+devastate; the shops closed, a ball put off, etc.&nbsp; As yet we
+have not had it at Vailima, and, who knows? we may escape.&nbsp;
+None of us go down, but of course the boys come and go.</p>
+<p>Your letter had the most wonderful &lsquo;I told you so&rsquo;
+I ever heard in the course of my life.&nbsp; Why, you madman, I
+wouldn&rsquo;t change my present installation for any post,
+dignity, honour, or advantage conceivable to me.&nbsp; It fills
+the bill; I have the loveliest time.&nbsp; And as for wars and
+rumours of wars, you surely know enough of me to be aware that I
+like that also a thousand times better than decrepit peace in
+Middlesex?&nbsp; I do not quite like politics; I am too
+aristocratic, I fear, for that.&nbsp; God knows I don&rsquo;t
+care who I chum with; perhaps like sailors best; but to go round
+and sue and sneak to keep a crowd together&mdash;never.&nbsp; My
+imagination, which is not the least damped by the idea of having
+my head cut off in the bush, recoils aghast from the idea of a
+life like Gladstone&rsquo;s, and the shadow of the newspaper
+chills me to the bone.&nbsp; Hence my late eruption was
+interesting, but not what I like.&nbsp; All else suits me in this
+(killed a mosquito) A1 abode.</p>
+<p>About politics.&nbsp; A determination was come to by the
+President that he had been an idiot; emissaries came to G. and me
+to kiss and be friends.&nbsp; My man proposed I should have a
+personal interview; I said it was quite useless, I had nothing to
+say; I had offered him the chance to inform me, had pressed it on
+him, and had been very unpleasantly received, and now &lsquo;Time
+was.&rsquo;&nbsp; Then it was decided that I was to be made a
+culprit against Germany; the German Captain&mdash;a delightful
+fellow and our constant visitor&mdash;wrote to say that as
+&lsquo;a German officer&rsquo; he could not come even to say
+farewell.&nbsp; We all wrote back in the most friendly spirit,
+telling him (politely) that some of these days he would be sorry,
+and we should be delighted to see our friend again.&nbsp; Since
+then I have seen no German shadow.</p>
+<p>Mataafa has been proclaimed a rebel; the President did this
+act, and then resigned.&nbsp; By singular good fortune, Mataafa
+has not yet moved; no thanks to our idiot governors.&nbsp; They
+have shot their bolt; they have made a rebel of the only man
+(<i>to their own knowledge</i>, <i>on the report of their own
+spy</i>) who held the rebel party in check; and having thus
+called on war to fall, they can do no more, sit equally
+&lsquo;expertes&rsquo; of <i>vis</i> and counsel, regarding their
+handiwork.&nbsp; It is always a cry with these folk that he
+(Mataafa) had no ammunition.&nbsp; I always said it would be
+found; and we know of five boat-loads that have found their way
+to Malie already.&nbsp; Where there are traders, there will be
+ammunition; aphorism by R. L. S.</p>
+<p>Now what am I to do next?</p>
+<p>Lives of the Stevensons?&nbsp; <i>Historia Samoae</i>?&nbsp; A
+History for Children?&nbsp; Fiction?&nbsp; I have had two hard
+months at fiction; I want a change.&nbsp; Stevensons?&nbsp; I am
+expecting some more material; perhaps better wait.&nbsp; Samoa;
+rather tempting; might be useful to the islands&mdash;and to me;
+for it will be written in admirable temper; I have never agreed
+with any party, and see merits and excuses in all; should do it
+(if I did) very slackly and easily, as if half in
+conversation.&nbsp; History for Children?&nbsp; This flows from
+my lessons to Austin; no book is any good.&nbsp; The best I have
+seen is Freeman&rsquo;s <i>Old English History</i>; but his style
+is so rasping, and a child can learn more, if he&rsquo;s
+clever.&nbsp; I found my sketch of general Aryan History, given
+in conversation, to have been practically correct&mdash;at least
+what I mean is, Freeman had very much the same stuff in his early
+chapters, only not so much, and I thought not so well placed; and
+the child remembered some of it.&nbsp; Now the difficulty is to
+give this general idea of main place, growth, and movement; it is
+needful to tack it on a yarn.&nbsp; Now Scotch is the only
+History I know; it is the only history reasonably represented in
+my library; it is a very good one for my purpose, owing to two
+civilisations having been face to face throughout&mdash;or rather
+Roman civilisation face to face with our ancient barbaric life
+and government, down to yesterday, to 1750 anyway.&nbsp; But the
+<i>Tales of a Grandfather</i> stand in my way; I am teaching them
+to Austin now, and they have all Scott&rsquo;s defects and all
+Scott&rsquo;s hopeless merit.&nbsp; I cannot compete with that;
+and yet, so far as regards teaching History, how he has missed
+his chances!&nbsp; I think I&rsquo;ll try; I really have some
+historic sense, I feel that in my bones.&nbsp; Then there&rsquo;s
+another thing.&nbsp; Scott never knew the Highlands; he was
+always a Borderer.&nbsp; He has missed that whole, long, strange,
+pathetic story of our savages, and, besides, his style is not
+very perspicuous to childhood.&nbsp; Gad, I think I&rsquo;ll have
+a flutter.&nbsp; Buridan&rsquo;s Ass!&nbsp; Whether to go, what
+to attack.&nbsp; Must go to other letters; shall add to this, if
+I have time.</p>
+<h2><a name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+110</span>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Nov.</i> 25<i>th</i>, 1891.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>, <span
+class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I wonder how often
+I&rsquo;m going to write it.&nbsp; In spite of the loss of three
+days, as I have to tell, and a lot of weeding and cacao planting,
+I have finished since the mail left four chapters, forty-eight
+pages of my Samoa history.&nbsp; It is true that the first three
+had been a good deal drafted two years ago, but they had all to
+be written and re-written, and the fourth chapter is all
+new.&nbsp; Chapter <span class="GutSmall">I.</span> Elements of
+Discord-Native.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">II.</span> Elements
+of Discord-Foreign.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">III.</span> The
+Success of Laupepa.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span>
+Brandeis.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">V.</span> Will probably be
+called &lsquo;The Rise of Mataafa.&rsquo;&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">VI.</span> <i>Furor Consularis</i>&mdash;a devil
+of a long chapter.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VII.</span>
+Stuebel the Pacificator.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">VIII.</span> Government under the Treaty of
+Berlin.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IX.</span> Practical
+Suggestions.&nbsp; Say three-sixths of it are done, maybe more;
+by this mail five chapters should go, and that should be a good
+half of it; say sixty pages.&nbsp; And if you consider that I
+sent by last mail the end of the <i>Wrecker</i>, coming on for
+seventy or eighty pages, and the mail before that the entire Tale
+of the <i>Beach of Fales&aacute;</i>, I do not think I can be
+accused of idleness.&nbsp; This is my season; I often work six
+and seven, and sometimes eight hours; and the same day I am
+perhaps weeding or planting for an hour or two more&mdash;and I
+daresay you know what hard work weeding is&mdash;and it all
+agrees with me at this time of the year&mdash;like&mdash;like
+idleness, if a man of my years could be idle.</p>
+<p>My first visit to Apia was a shock to me; every second person
+the ghost of himself, and the place reeking with infection.&nbsp;
+But I have not got the thing yet, and hope to escape.&nbsp; This
+shows how much stronger I am; think of me flitting through a town
+of influenza patients seemingly unscathed.&nbsp; We are all on
+the cacao planting.</p>
+<p>The next day my wife and I rode over to the German plantation,
+Vailele, whose manager is almost the only German left to speak to
+us.&nbsp; Seventy labourers down with influenza!&nbsp; It is a
+lovely ride, half-way down our mountain towards Apia, then turn
+to the right, ford the river, and three miles of solitary grass
+and cocoa palms, to where the sea beats and the wild wind blows
+unceasingly about the plantation house.&nbsp; On the way down
+Fanny said, &lsquo;Now what would you do if you saw Colvin coming
+up?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Next day we rode down to Apia to make calls.</p>
+<p>Yesterday the mail came, and the fat was in the fire.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Nov.</i> 29<i>th</i>?</p>
+<p><i>Book</i>.&nbsp; All right.&nbsp; I must say I like your
+order.&nbsp; And the papers are some of them up to dick, and no
+mistake.&nbsp; I agree with you the lights seem a little turned
+down.&nbsp; The truth is, I was far through (if you understand
+Scots), and came none too soon to the South Seas, where I was to
+recover peace of body and mind.&nbsp; No man but myself knew all
+my bitterness in those days.&nbsp; Remember that, the next time
+you think I regret my exile.&nbsp; And however low the lights
+are, the stuff is true, and I believe the more effective; after
+all, what I wish to fight is the best fought by a rather
+cheerless presentation of the truth.&nbsp; The world must return
+some day to the word duty, and be done with the word
+reward.&nbsp; There are no rewards, and plenty duties.&nbsp; And
+the sooner a man sees that and acts upon it like a gentleman or a
+fine old barbarian, the better for himself.</p>
+<p>There is my usual puzzle about publishers.&nbsp; Chatto ought
+to have it, as he has all the other essays; these all belong to
+me, and Chatto publishes on terms.&nbsp; Longman has forgotten
+the terms we are on; let him look up our first correspondence,
+and he will see I reserved explicitly, as was my habit, the right
+to republish as I choose.&nbsp; Had the same arrangement with
+Henley, Magazine of Art, and with Tulloch
+Fraser&rsquo;s.&mdash;For any necessary note or preface, it would
+be a real service if you would undertake the duty yourself.&nbsp;
+I should love a preface by you, as short or as long as you
+choose, three sentences, thirty pages, the thing I should like is
+your name.&nbsp; And the excuse of my great distance seems
+sufficient.&nbsp; I shall return with this the sheets corrected
+as far as I have them; the rest I will leave, if you will, to you
+entirely; let it be your book, and disclaim what you dislike in
+the preface.&nbsp; You can say it was at my eager prayer.&nbsp; I
+should say I am the less willing to pass Chatto over, because he
+behaved the other day in a very handsome manner.&nbsp; He asked
+leave to reprint <i>Damien</i>; I gave it to him as a present,
+explaining I could receive no emolument for a personal
+attack.&nbsp; And he took out my share of profits, and sent them
+in my name to the Leper Fund.&nbsp; I could not bear after that
+to take from him any of that class of books which I have always
+given him.&nbsp; Tell him the same terms will do.&nbsp; Clark to
+print, uniform with the others.</p>
+<p>I have lost all the days since this letter began re-handling
+Chapter <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span> of the Samoa
+racket.&nbsp; I do not go in for literature; address myself to
+sensible people rather than to sensitive.&nbsp; And, indeed, it
+is a kind of journalism, I have no right to dally; if it is to
+help, it must come soon.&nbsp; In two months from now it shall be
+done, and should be published in the course of March.&nbsp; I
+propose Cassell gets it.&nbsp; I am going to call it &lsquo;A
+Footnote to History: Eight Years of Trouble in Samoa,&rsquo; I
+believe.&nbsp; I recoil from serious names; they seem so much too
+pretentious for a pamphlet.&nbsp; It will be about the size of
+<i>Treasure Island</i>, I believe.&nbsp; Of course, as you now
+know, my case of conscience cleared itself off, and I began my
+intervention directly to one of the parties.&nbsp; The other, the
+Chief Justice, I am to inform of my book the first
+occasion.&nbsp; God knows if the book will do any good&mdash;or
+harm; but I judge it right to try.&nbsp; There is one man&rsquo;s
+life certainly involved; and it may be all our lives.&nbsp; I
+must not stand and slouch, but do my best as best I can.&nbsp;
+But you may conceive the difficulty of a history extending to the
+present week, at least, and where almost all the actors upon all
+sides are of my personal acquaintance.&nbsp; The only way is to
+judge slowly, and write boldly, and leave the issue to fate. . .
+. I am far indeed from wishing to confine myself to creative
+work; that is a loss, the other repairs; the one chance for a
+man, and, above all, for one who grows elderly, ahem, is to vary
+drainage and repair.&nbsp; That is the one thing I
+understand&mdash;the cultivation of the shallow <i>solum</i> of
+my brain.&nbsp; But I would rather, from soon on, be released
+from the obligation to write.&nbsp; In five or six years this
+plantation&mdash;suppose it and us still to exist&mdash;should
+pretty well support us and pay wages; not before, and already the
+six years seem long to me.&nbsp; If literature were but a
+pastime!</p>
+<p>I have interrupted myself to write the necessary notification
+to the Chief Justice.</p>
+<p>I see in looking up Longman&rsquo;s letter that it was as
+usual the letter of an obliging gentleman; so do not trouble him
+with my reminder.&nbsp; I wish all my publishers were not so
+nice.&nbsp; And I have a fourth and a fifth baying at my heels;
+but for these, of course, they must go wanting.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 2<i>nd</i>.</p>
+<p>No answer from the Chief Justice, which is like him, but
+surely very wrong in such a case.&nbsp; The lunch bell!&nbsp; I
+have been off work, playing patience and weeding all
+morning.&nbsp; Yesterday and the day before I drafted eleven and
+revised nine pages of Chapter <span class="GutSmall">V.</span>,
+and the truth is, I was extinct by lunch-time, and played
+patience sourly the rest of the day.&nbsp; To-morrow or next day
+I hope to go in again and win.&nbsp; Lunch 2nd Bell.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 2<i>nd</i>,
+<i>afternoon</i>.</p>
+<p>I have kept up the idleness; blew on the pipe to Belle&rsquo;s
+piano; then had a ride in the forest all by my nainsel; back and
+piped again, and now dinner nearing.&nbsp; Take up this sheet
+with nothing to say.&nbsp; The weird figure of Faauma is in the
+room washing my windows, in a black lavalava (kilt) with a red
+handkerchief hanging from round her neck between her breasts; not
+another stitch; her hair close cropped and oiled; when she first
+came here she was an angelic little stripling, but she is now in
+full flower&mdash;or half-flower&mdash;and grows buxom.&nbsp; As
+I write, I hear her wet cloth moving and grunting with some
+industry; for I had a word this day with her husband on the
+matter of work and meal-time, when she is always late.&nbsp; And
+she has a vague reverence for Papa, as she and her enormous
+husband address me when anything is wrong.&nbsp; Her husband is
+Lafaele, sometimes called the archangel, of whom I have writ you
+often.&nbsp; Rest of our household, Talolo, cook; Pulu, kitchen
+boy, good, steady, industrious lads; Henry, back again from
+Savaii, where his love affair seems not to have prospered, with
+what looks like a spear-wound in the back of his head, of which
+Mr. Reticence says nothing; Simi, Manuele, and two other
+labourers out-doors.&nbsp; Lafaele is provost of the live-stock,
+whereof now, three milk-cows, one bull-calf, one heifer, Jack,
+Macfarlane, the mare, Harold, Tifaga Jack, Donald and
+Edinburgh&mdash;seven horses&mdash;O, and the
+stallion&mdash;eight horses; five cattle; total, if my arithmetic
+be correct, thirteen head of beasts; I don&rsquo;t know how the
+pigs stand, or the ducks, or the chickens; but we get a good many
+eggs, and now and again a duckling or a chickling for the table;
+the pigs are more solemn, and appear only on birthdays and
+sich.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, <i>Dec.</i> 7.</p>
+<p>On Friday morning about eleven 1500 cacao seeds arrived, and
+we set to and toiled from twelve that day to six, and went to bed
+pretty tired.&nbsp; Next day I got about an hour and a half at my
+History, and was at it again by 8.10, and except an hour for
+lunch kept at it till four <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span>&nbsp; Yesterday, I did some History
+in the morning, and slept most of the afternoon; and to-day,
+being still averse from physical labour, and the mail drawing
+nigh, drew out of the squad, and finished for press the fifth
+chapter of my History; fifty-nine pages in one month; which (you
+will allow me to say) is a devil of a large order; it means at
+least 177 pages of writing; 89,000 words! and hours going to and
+fro among my notes.&nbsp; However, this is the way it has to be
+done; the job must be done fast, or it is of no use.&nbsp; And it
+is a curious yarn.&nbsp; Honestly, I think people should be
+amused and convinced, if they could be at the pains to look at
+such a damned outlandish piece of machinery, which of course they
+won&rsquo;t.&nbsp; And much I care.</p>
+<p>When I was filling baskets all Saturday, in my dull mulish
+way, perhaps the slowest worker there, surely the most
+particular, and the only one that never looked up or knocked off,
+I could not but think I should have been sent on exhibition as an
+example to young literary men.&nbsp; Here is how to learn to
+write, might be the motto.&nbsp; You should have seen us; the
+verandah was like an Irish bog; our hands and faces were bedaubed
+with soil; and Faauma was supposed to have struck the right note
+when she remarked (<i>&agrave; propos</i> of nothing), &lsquo;Too
+much <i>eleele</i> (soil) for me!&rsquo;&nbsp; The cacao (you
+must understand) has to be planted at first in baskets of plaited
+cocoa-leaf.&nbsp; From four to ten natives were plaiting these in
+the wood-shed.&nbsp; Four boys were digging up soil and bringing
+it by the boxful to the verandah.&nbsp; Lloyd and I and Belle,
+and sometimes S. (who came to bear a hand), were filling the
+baskets, removing stones and lumps of clay; Austin and Faauma
+carried them when full to Fanny, who planted a seed in each, and
+then set them, packed close, in the corners of the
+verandah.&nbsp; From twelve on Friday till five <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span> on Saturday we planted the first
+1500, and more than 700 of a second lot.&nbsp; You cannot dream
+how filthy we were, and we were all properly tired.&nbsp; They
+are all at it again to-day, bar Belle and me, not required, and
+glad to be out of it.&nbsp; The Chief Justice has not yet
+replied, and I have news that he received my letter.&nbsp; What a
+man!</p>
+<p>I have gone crazy over Bourget&rsquo;s <i>Sensations
+d&rsquo;Italie</i>; hence the enclosed dedications, a mere cry of
+gratitude for the best fun I&rsquo;ve had over a new book this
+ever so!</p>
+<h2><a name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+119</span>CHAPTER XIV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p118b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Photograph of Robert Louis Stevenson on his horse
+&lsquo;Jack&rsquo;"
+title=
+"Photograph of Robert Louis Stevenson on his horse
+&lsquo;Jack&rsquo;"
+src="images/p118s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>, <i>Dec.</i>
+1891.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;I have the honour to
+report further explorations of the course of the river Vaea, with
+accompanying sketch plan.&nbsp; The party under my command
+consisted of one horse, and was extremely insubordinate and
+mutinous, owing to not being used to go into the bush, and being
+half-broken anyway&mdash;and that the wrong half.&nbsp; The route
+indicated for my party was up the bed of the so-called river
+Vaea, which I accordingly followed to a distance of perhaps two
+or three furlongs eastward from the house of Vailima, where the
+stream being quite dry, the bush thick, and the ground very
+difficult, I decided to leave the main body of the force under my
+command tied to a tree, and push on myself with the point of the
+advance guard, consisting of one man.&nbsp; The valley had become
+very narrow and airless; foliage close shut above; dry bed of the
+stream much excavated, so that I passed under fallen trees
+without stooping.&nbsp; Suddenly it turned sharply to the north,
+at right angles to its former direction; I heard living water,
+and came in view of a tall face of rock and the stream spraying
+down it; it might have been climbed, but it would have been
+dangerous, and I had to make my way up the steep earth banks,
+where there is nowhere any footing for man, only fallen trees,
+which made the rounds of my ladder.&nbsp; I was near the top of
+this climb, which was very hot and steep, and the pulses were
+buzzing all over my body, when I made sure there was one external
+sound in my ears, and paused to listen.&nbsp; No mistake; a sound
+of a mill-wheel thundering, I thought, close by, yet below me, a
+huge mill-wheel, yet not going steadily, but with a
+<i>schottische</i> movement, and at each fresh impetus shaking
+the mountain.&nbsp; There, where I was, I just put down the sound
+to the mystery of the bush; where no sound now surprises
+me&mdash;and any sound alarms; I only thought it would give Jack
+a fine fright, down where he stood tied to a tree by himself, and
+he was badly enough scared when I left him.&nbsp; The good folks
+at home identified it; it was a sharp earthquake.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p120b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Map"
+title=
+"Map"
+src="images/p120s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>At the top of the climb I made my way again to the
+water-course; it is here running steady and pretty full; strange
+these intermittencies&mdash;and just a little below the main
+stream is quite dry, and all the original brook has gone down
+some lava gallery of the mountain&mdash;and just a little further
+below, it begins picking up from the left hand in little boggy
+tributaries, and in the inside of a hundred yards has grown a
+brook again.&nbsp; The general course of the brook was, I guess,
+S.E.; the valley still very deep and whelmed in wood.&nbsp; It
+seemed a swindle to have made so sheer a climb and still find
+yourself at the bottom of a well.&nbsp; But gradually the thing
+seemed to shallow, the trees to seem poorer and smaller; I could
+see more and more of the silver sprinkles of sky among the
+foliage, instead of the sombre piling up of tree behind
+tree.&nbsp; And here I had two scares&mdash;first, away up on my
+right hand I heard a bull low; I think it was a bull from the
+quality of the low, which was singularly songful and beautiful;
+the bulls belong to me, but how did I know that the bull was
+aware of that? and my advance guard not being at all properly
+armed, we advanced with great precaution until I was satisfied
+that I was passing eastward of the enemy.&nbsp; It was during
+this period that a pool of the river suddenly boiled up in my
+face in a little fountain.&nbsp; It was in a very dreary, marshy
+part among dilapidated trees that you see through holes in the
+trunks of; and if any kind of beast or elf or devil had come out
+of that sudden silver ebullition, I declare I do not think I
+should have been surprised.&nbsp; It was perhaps a thing as
+curious&mdash;a fish, with which these head waters of the stream
+are alive.&nbsp; They are some of them as long as my finger,
+should be easily caught in these shallows, and some day
+I&rsquo;ll have a dish of them.</p>
+<p>Very soon after I came to where the stream collects in another
+banana swamp, with the bananas bearing well.&nbsp; Beyond, the
+course is again quite dry; it mounts with a sharp turn a very
+steep face of the mountain, and then stops abruptly at the lip of
+a plateau, I suppose the top of Vaea mountain: plainly no more
+springs here&mdash;there was no smallest furrow of a watercourse
+beyond&mdash;and my task might be said to be accomplished.&nbsp;
+But such is the animated spirit in the service that the whole
+advance guard expressed a sentiment of disappointment that an
+exploration, so far successfully conducted, should come to a stop
+in the most promising view of fresh successes.&nbsp; And though
+unprovided either with compass or cutlass, it was determined to
+push some way along the plateau, marking our direction by the
+laborious process of bending down, sitting upon, and thus
+breaking the wild cocoanut trees.&nbsp; This was the less
+regretted by all from a delightful discovery made of a huge
+banyan growing here in the bush, with flying-buttressed flying
+buttresses, and huge arcs of trunk hanging high overhead and
+trailing down new complications of root.&nbsp; I climbed some way
+up what seemed the original beginning; it was easier to climb
+than a ship&rsquo;s rigging, even rattled; everywhere there was
+foot-hold and hand-hold.&nbsp; It was judged wise to return and
+rally the main body, who had now been left alone for perhaps
+forty minutes in the bush.</p>
+<p>The return was effected in good order, but unhappily I only
+arrived (like so many other explorers) to find my main body or
+rear-guard in a condition of mutiny; the work, it is to be
+supposed, of terror.&nbsp; It is right I should tell you the Vaea
+has a bad name, an <i>aitu fafine</i>&mdash;female devil of the
+woods&mdash;succubus&mdash;haunting it, and doubtless Jack had
+heard of her; perhaps, during my absence, saw her; lucky
+Jack!&nbsp; Anyway, he was neither to hold nor to bind, and
+finally, after nearly smashing me by accident, and from mere
+scare and insubordination several times, deliberately set in to
+kill me; but poor Jack! the tree he selected for that purpose was
+a banana!&nbsp; I jumped off and gave him the heavy end of my
+whip over the buttocks!&nbsp; Then I took and talked in his ear
+in various voices; you should have heard my alto&mdash;it was a
+dreadful, devilish note&mdash;I <i>knew</i> Jack <i>knew</i> it
+was an <i>aitu</i>.&nbsp; Then I mounted him again, and he
+carried me fairly steadily.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll learn yet.&nbsp; He
+has to learn to trust absolutely to his rider; till he does, the
+risk is always great in thick bush, where a fellow must try
+different passages, and put back and forward, and pick his way by
+hair&rsquo;s-breadths.</p>
+<p>The expedition returned to Vailima in time to receive the
+visit of the R. C. Bishop.&nbsp; He is a superior man, much above
+the average of priests.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i>.</p>
+<p>Yesterday the same expedition set forth to the southward by
+what is known as Carruthers&rsquo; Road.&nbsp; At a fallen tree
+which completely blocks the way, the main body was as before left
+behind, and the advance guard of one now proceeded with the
+exploration.&nbsp; At the great tree known as <i>Mepi Tree</i>,
+after Maben the surveyor, the expedition struck forty yards due
+west till it struck the top of a steep bank which it
+descended.&nbsp; The whole bottom of the ravine is filled with
+sharp lava blocks quite unrolled and very difficult and dangerous
+to walk among; no water in the course, scarce any sign of
+water.&nbsp; And yet surely water must have made this bold
+cutting in the plateau.&nbsp; And if so, why is the lava
+sharp?&nbsp; My science gave out; but I could not but think it
+ominous and volcanic.&nbsp; The course of the stream was
+tortuous, but with a resultant direction a little by west of
+north; the sides the whole way exceeding steep, the expedition
+buried under fathoms of foliage.&nbsp; Presently water appeared
+in the bottom, a good quantity; perhaps thirty or forty cubic
+feet, with pools and waterfalls.&nbsp; A tree that stands all
+along the banks here must be very fond of water; its roots lie
+close-packed down the stream, like hanks of guts, so as to make
+often a corrugated walk, each root ending in a blunt tuft of
+filaments, plainly to drink water.&nbsp; Twice there came in
+small tributaries from the left or western side&mdash;the whole
+plateau having a smartish inclination to the east; one of the
+tributaries in a handsome little web of silver hanging in the
+forest.&nbsp; Twice I was startled by birds; one that barked like
+a dog; another that whistled loud ploughman&rsquo;s signals, so
+that I vow I was thrilled, and thought I had fallen among runaway
+blacks, and regretted my cutlass which I had lost and left behind
+while taking bearings.&nbsp; A good many fishes in the brook, and
+many cray-fish; one of the last with a queer glow-worm
+head.&nbsp; Like all our brooks, the water is pure as air, and
+runs over red stones like rubies.&nbsp; The foliage along both
+banks very thick and high, the place close, the walking
+exceedingly laborious.&nbsp; By the time the expedition reached
+the fork, it was felt exceedingly questionable whether the
+<i>moral</i> of the force were sufficiently good to undertake
+more extended operations.&nbsp; A halt was called, the men
+refreshed with water and a bath, and it was decided at a drumhead
+council of war to continue the descent of the Embassy Water
+straight for Vailima, whither the expedition returned, in rather
+poor condition, and wet to the waist, about 4. <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span></p>
+<p>Thus in two days the two main watercourses of this country
+have been pretty thoroughly explored, and I conceive my
+instructions fully carried out.&nbsp; The main body of the second
+expedition was brought back by another officer despatched for
+that purpose from Vailima.&nbsp; Casualties: one horse wounded;
+one man bruised; no deaths&mdash;as yet, but the bruised man
+feels to-day as if his case was mighty serious.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 25, &rsquo;91.</p>
+<p>Your note with a very despicable bulletin of health arrived
+only yesterday, the mail being a day behind.&nbsp; It contained
+also the excellent <i>Times</i> article, which was a sight for
+sore eyes.&nbsp; I am still <i>taboo</i>; the blessed Germans
+will have none of me; and I only hope they may enjoy the
+<i>Times</i> article.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis my revenge!&nbsp; I wish
+you had sent the letter too, as I have no copy, and do not even
+know what I wrote the last day, with a bad headache, and the mail
+going out.&nbsp; However, it must have been about right, for the
+<i>Times</i> article was in the spirit I wished to arouse.&nbsp;
+I hope we can get rid of the man before it is too late.&nbsp; He
+has set the natives to war; but the natives, by God&rsquo;s
+blessing, do not want to fight, and I think it will fizzle
+out&mdash;no thanks to the man who tried to start it.&nbsp; But I
+did not mean to drift into these politics; rather to tell you
+what I have done since I last wrote.</p>
+<p>Well, I worked away at my History for a while, and only got
+one chapter done; no doubt this spate of work is pretty low now,
+and will be soon dry; but, God bless you, what a lot I have
+accomplished; <i>Wrecker</i> done, <i>Beach of Fales&aacute;</i>
+done, half the <i>History</i>: <i>c&rsquo;est
+&eacute;tonnant</i>.&nbsp; (I hear from Burlingame, by the way,
+that he likes the end of the <i>Wrecker</i>; &rsquo;tis certainly
+a violent, dark yarn with interesting, plain turns of human
+nature), then Lloyd and I went down to live in Haggard&rsquo;s
+rooms, where Fanny presently joined us.&nbsp; Haggard&rsquo;s
+rooms are in a strange old building&mdash;old for Samoa, and has
+the effect of the antique like some strange monastery; I would
+tell you more of it, but I think I&rsquo;m going to use it in a
+tale.&nbsp; The annexe close by had its door sealed; poor Dowdney
+lost at sea in a schooner.&nbsp; The place is haunted.&nbsp; The
+vast empty sheds, the empty store, the airless, hot, long, low
+rooms, the claps of wind that set everything flying&mdash;a
+strange uncanny house to spend Christmas in.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Jan.</i> 1<i>st</i>,
+&rsquo;92.</p>
+<p>For a day or two I have sat close and wrought hard at the
+<i>History</i>, and two more chapters are all but done.&nbsp;
+About thirty pages should go by this mail, which is not what
+should be, but all I could overtake.&nbsp; Will any one ever read
+it?&nbsp; I fancy not; people don&rsquo;t read history for
+reading, but for education and display&mdash;and who desires
+education in the history of Samoa, with no population, no past,
+no future, or the exploits of Mataafa, Malietoa, and Consul
+Knappe?&nbsp; Colkitto and Galasp are a trifle to it.&nbsp; Well,
+it can&rsquo;t be helped, and it must be done, and, better or
+worse, it&rsquo;s capital fun.&nbsp; There are two to whom I have
+not been kind&mdash;German Consul Becker and English Captain
+Hand, R.N.</p>
+<p>On Dec. 30th I rode down with Belle to go to (if you please)
+the Fancy Ball.&nbsp; When I got to the beach, I found the
+barometer was below 29&deg;, the wind still in the east and
+steady, but a huge offensive continent of clouds and vapours
+forming to leeward.&nbsp; It might be a hurricane; I dared not
+risk getting caught away from my work, and, leaving Belle,
+returned at once to Vailima.&nbsp; Next
+day&mdash;yesterday&mdash;it was a tearer; we had storm shutters
+up; I sat in my room and wrote by lamplight&mdash;ten pages, if
+you please, seven of them draft, and some of these compiled from
+as many as seven different and conflicting authorities, so that
+was a brave day&rsquo;s work.&nbsp; About two a huge tree fell
+within sixty paces of our house; a little after, a second went;
+and we sent out boys with axes and cut down a third, which was
+too near the house, and buckling like a fishing rod.&nbsp; At
+dinner we had the front door closed and shuttered, the back door
+open, the lamp lit.&nbsp; The boys in the cook-house were all out
+at the cook-house door, where we could see them looking in and
+smiling.&nbsp; Lauilo and Faauma waited on us with smiles.&nbsp;
+The excitement was delightful.&nbsp; Some very violent squalls
+came as we sat there, and every one rejoiced; it was impossible
+to help it; a soul of putty had to sing.&nbsp; All night it blew;
+the roof was continually sounding under missiles; in the morning
+the verandahs were half full of branches torn from the
+forest.&nbsp; There was a last very wild squall about six; the
+rain, like a thick white smoke, flying past the house in volleys,
+and as swift, it seemed, as rifle balls; all with a strange,
+strident hiss, such as I have only heard before at sea, and,
+indeed, thought to be a marine phenomenon.&nbsp; Since then the
+wind has been falling with a few squalls, mostly rain.&nbsp; But
+our road is impassable for horses; we hear a schooner has been
+wrecked and some native houses blown down in Apia, where Belle is
+still and must remain a prisoner.&nbsp; Lucky I returned while I
+could!&nbsp; But the great good is this; much bread-fruit and
+bananas have been destroyed; if this be general through the
+islands, famine will be imminent; and <i>whoever blows the
+coals</i>, <i>there can be no war</i>.&nbsp; Do I then prefer a
+famine to a war? you ask.&nbsp; Not always, but just now.&nbsp; I
+am sure the natives do not want a war; I am sure a war would
+benefit no one but the white officials, and I believe we can
+easily meet the famine&mdash;or at least that it can be
+met.&nbsp; That would give our officials a legitimate opportunity
+to cover their past errors.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Jan.</i> 2<i>nd</i>.</p>
+<p>I woke this morning to find the blow quite ended.&nbsp; The
+heaven was all a mottled gray; even the east quite colourless;
+the downward slope of the island veiled in wafts of vapour, blue
+like smoke; not a leaf stirred on the tallest tree; only, three
+miles away below me on the barrier reef, I could see the
+individual breakers curl and fall, and hear their conjunct
+roaring rise, as it still rises at 1 <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span>, like the roar of a thoroughfare
+close by.&nbsp; I did a good morning&rsquo;s work, correcting and
+clarifying my draft, and have now finished for press eight
+chapters, ninety-one pages, of this piece of journalism.&nbsp;
+Four more chapters, say fifty pages, remain to be done; I should
+gain my wager and finish this volume in three months, that is to
+say, the end should leave me per February mail; I cannot receive
+it back till the mail of April.&nbsp; Yes, it can be out in time;
+pray God that it be in time to help.</p>
+<p>How do journalists fetch up their drivel?&nbsp; I aim only at
+clearness and the most obvious finish, positively at no higher
+degree of merit, not even at brevity&mdash;I am sure it could
+have been all done, with double the time, in two-thirds of the
+space.&nbsp; And yet it has taken me two months to write 45,500
+words; and, be damned to my wicked prowess, I am proud of the
+exploit!&nbsp; The real journalist must be a man not of brass
+only, but bronze.&nbsp; Chapter <span class="GutSmall">IX.</span>
+gapes for me, but I shrink on the margin, and go on chattering to
+you.&nbsp; This last part will be much less offensive (strange to
+say) to the Germans.&nbsp; It is Becker they will never forgive
+me for; Knappe I pity and do not dislike; Becker I scorn and
+abominate.&nbsp; Here is the tableau.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">I.</span> Elements of Discord: Native.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">II.</span> Elements of Discord:
+Foreign.&nbsp;&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">III.</span> The
+Sorrows of Laupepa.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span>
+Brandeis.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">V.</span> The Battle of
+Matautu.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VI.</span> Last Exploits of
+Becker.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VII.</span> The Samoan
+Camps.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VIII.</span> Affairs of
+Lautii and Fangalii.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IX.</span>
+&lsquo;<i>Furor Consularis</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">X.</span> The Hurricane.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XI.</span> Stuebel Recluse.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span> The Present Government.&nbsp; I
+estimate the whole roughly at 70,000 words.&nbsp; Should anybody
+ever dream of reading it, it would be found amusing.
+70000/300=233 printed pages; a respectable little five-bob
+volume, to bloom unread in shop windows.&nbsp; After that,
+I&rsquo;ll have a spank at fiction.&nbsp; And rest?&nbsp; I shall
+rest in the grave, or when I come to Italy.&nbsp; If only the
+public will continue to support me!&nbsp; I lost my chance not
+dying; there seems blooming little fear of it now.&nbsp; I worked
+close on five hours this morning; the day before, close on nine;
+and unless I finish myself off with this letter, I&rsquo;ll have
+another hour and a half, or <i>aiblins twa</i>, before
+dinner.&nbsp; Poor man, how you must envy me, as you hear of
+these orgies of work, and you scarce able for a letter.&nbsp; But
+Lord, Colvin, how lucky the situations are not reversed, for I
+have no situation, nor am fit for any.&nbsp; Life is a steigh
+brae.&nbsp; Here, have at Knappe, and no more clavers!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">3<i>rd</i>.</p>
+<p>There was never any man had so many irons in the fire, except
+Jim Pinkerton.&nbsp; I forgot to mention I have the most gallant
+suggestion from Lang, with an offer of <span
+class="GutSmall">MS.</span> authorities, which turns my
+brain.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all about the throne of Poland and buried
+treasure in the Mackay country, and Alan Breck can figure there
+in glory.</p>
+<p>Yesterday, J. and I set off to Blacklock&rsquo;s (American
+Consul) who lives not far from that little village I have so
+often mentioned as lying between us and Apia.&nbsp; I had some
+questions to ask him for my History; thence we must proceed to
+Vailele, where I had also to cross-examine the plantation manager
+about the battle there.&nbsp; We went by a track I had never
+before followed down the hill to Vaisigano, which flows here in a
+deep valley, and was unusually full, so that the horses trembled
+in the ford.&nbsp; The whole bottom of the valley is full of
+various streams posting between strips of forest with a brave
+sound of waters.&nbsp; In one place we had a glimpse of a fall
+some way higher up, and then sparkling in sunlight in the midst
+of the green valley.&nbsp; Then up by a winding path scarce
+accessible to a horse for steepness, to the other side, and the
+open cocoanut glades of the plantation.&nbsp; Here we rode fast,
+did a mighty satisfactory afternoon&rsquo;s work at the
+plantation house, and still faster back.&nbsp; On the return Jack
+fell with me, but got up again; when I felt him recovering I gave
+him his head, and he shoved his foot through the rein; I got him
+by the bit however, and all was well; he had mud over all his
+face, but his knees were not broken.&nbsp; We were scarce home
+when the rain began again; that was luck.&nbsp; It is pouring now
+in torrents; we are in the height of the bad season.&nbsp; Lloyd
+leaves along with this letter on a change to San Francisco; he
+had much need of it, but I think this will brace him up.&nbsp; I
+am, as you see, a tower of strength.&nbsp; I can remember riding
+not so far and not near so fast when I first came to Samoa, and
+being shattered next day with fatigue; now I could not tell I
+have done anything; have re-handled my battle of Fangalii
+according to yesterday&rsquo;s information&mdash;four pages
+rewritten; and written already some half-dozen pages of
+letters.</p>
+<p>I observe with disgust that while of yore, when I own I was
+guilty, you never spared me abuse, but now, when I am so
+virtuous, where is the praise?&nbsp; Do admit that I have become
+an excellent letter-writer&mdash;at least to you, and that your
+ingratitude is imbecile.&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page135"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+135</span>CHAPTER XV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Jan.</i> 31<i>st</i>,
+&rsquo;92.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;No letter at
+all from you, and this scratch from me!&nbsp; Here is a year that
+opens ill.&nbsp; Lloyd is off to &lsquo;the coast&rsquo;
+sick&mdash;<i>the coast</i> means California over most of the
+Pacific&mdash;I have been down all month with influenza, and am
+just recovering&mdash;I am overlaid with proofs, which I am just
+about half fit to attend to.&nbsp; One of my horses died this
+morning, and another is now dying on the front
+lawn&mdash;Lloyd&rsquo;s horse and Fanny&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Such is
+my quarrel with destiny.&nbsp; But I am mending famously, come
+and go on the balcony, have perfectly good nights, and though I
+still cough, have no oppression and no hemorrhage and no
+fever.&nbsp; So if I can find time and courage to add no more,
+you will know my news is not altogether of the worst; a year or
+two ago, and what a state I should have been in now!&nbsp; Your
+silence, I own, rather alarms me.&nbsp; But I tell myself you
+have just miscarried; had you been too ill to write, some one
+would have written me.&nbsp; Understand, I send this brief
+scratch not because I am unfit to write more, but because I have
+58 galleys of the <i>Wrecker</i> and 102 of the <i>Beach of
+Fales&aacute;</i> to get overhauled somehow or other in time for
+the mail, and for three weeks I have not touched a pen with my
+finger.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Feb.</i> 1<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>The second horse is still alive, but I still think
+dying.&nbsp; The first was buried this morning.&nbsp; My proofs
+are done; it was a rough two days of it, but done.&nbsp;
+<i>Consummatum est</i>; <i>na uma</i>.&nbsp; I believe the
+<i>Wrecker</i> ends well; if I know what a good yarn is, the last
+four chapters make a good yarn&mdash;but pretty horrible.&nbsp;
+<i>The Beach of Fales&aacute;</i> I still think well of, but it
+seems it&rsquo;s immoral and there&rsquo;s a to-do, and
+financially it may prove a heavy disappointment.&nbsp; The
+plaintive request sent to me, to make the young folks married
+properly before &lsquo;that night,&rsquo; I refused; you will see
+what would be left of the yarn, had I consented.&nbsp; This is a
+poison bad world for the romancer, this Anglo-Saxon world; I
+usually get out of it by not having any women in it at all; but
+when I remember I had the <i>Treasure of Franchard</i> refused as
+unfit for a family magazine, I feel despair weigh upon my
+wrists.</p>
+<p>As I know you are always interested in novels, I must tell you
+that a new one is now entirely planned.&nbsp; It is to be called
+<i>Sophia Scarlet</i>, and is in two parts.&nbsp; Part I. The
+Vanilla Planter.&nbsp; Part II. The Overseers.&nbsp; No chapters,
+I think; just two dense blocks of narrative, the first of which
+is purely sentimental, but the second has some rows and quarrels,
+and winds up with an explosion, if you please!&nbsp; I am just
+burning to get at Sophia, but I <i>must</i> do this Samoan
+journalism&mdash;that&rsquo;s a cursed duty.&nbsp; The first part
+of Sophia, bar the first twenty or thirty pages, writes itself;
+the second is more difficult, involving a good many
+characters&mdash;about ten, I think&mdash;who have to be kept all
+moving, and give the effect of a society.&nbsp; I have three
+women to handle, out and well-away! but only Sophia is in full
+tone.&nbsp; Sophia and two men, Windermere, the Vanilla Planter,
+who dies at the end of Part I., and Rainsforth, who only appears
+in the beginning of Part II.&nbsp; The fact is, I blush to own
+it, but Sophia is a <i>regular novel</i>; heroine and hero, and
+false accusation, and love, and marriage, and all the rest of
+it&mdash;all planted in a big South Sea plantation run by
+ex-English officers&mdash;<i>&agrave; la</i> Stewart&rsquo;s
+plantation in Tahiti.&nbsp; There is a strong undercurrent of
+labour trade, which gives it a kind of Uncle Tom flavour,
+<i>absit omen</i>!&nbsp; The first start is hard; it is hard to
+avoid a little tedium here, but I think by beginning with the
+arrival of the three Miss Scarlets hot from school and society in
+England, I may manage to slide in the information.&nbsp; The
+problem is exactly a Balzac one, and I wish I had his
+fist&mdash;for I have already a better method&mdash;the kinetic,
+whereas he continually allowed himself to be led into the
+static.&nbsp; But then he had the fist, and the most I can hope
+is to get out of it with a modicum of grace and energy, but for
+sure without the strong impression, the full, dark brush.&nbsp;
+Three people have had it, the real creator&rsquo;s brush: Scott,
+see much of <i>The Antiquary</i> and <i>The Heart of
+Midlothian</i> (especially all round the trial, before, during,
+and after)&mdash;Balzac&mdash;and Thackeray in <i>Vanity
+Fair</i>.&nbsp; Everybody else either paints <i>thin</i>, or has
+to stop to paint, or paints excitedly, so that you see the author
+skipping before his canvas.&nbsp; Here is a long way from poor
+Sophia Scarlet!</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">This day is published</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Sophia Scarlet</i></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">By</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">Robert Louis
+Stevenson</span>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+139</span>CHAPTER XVI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Feb.</i> 1892.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This has been
+a busyish month for a sick man.&nbsp; First, Faauma&mdash;the
+bronze candlestick, whom otherwise I called my
+butler&mdash;bolted from the bed and bosom of Lafaele, the
+Archangel Hercules, prefect of the cattle.&nbsp; There was the
+deuce to pay, and Hercules was inconsolable, and immediately
+started out after a new wife, and has had one up on a visit, but
+says she has &lsquo;no conversation&rsquo;; and I think he will
+take back the erring and possibly repentant candlestick; whom we
+all devoutly prefer, as she is not only highly decorative, but
+good-natured, and if she does little work makes no rows.&nbsp; I
+tell this lightly, but it really was a heavy business; many were
+accused of complicity, and Rafael was really very sorry.&nbsp; I
+had to hold beds of justice&mdash;literally&mdash;seated in my
+bed and surrounded by lying Samoans seated on the floor; and
+there were many picturesque and still inexplicable
+passages.&nbsp; It is hard to reach the truth in these
+islands.</p>
+<p>The next incident overlapped with this.&nbsp; S. and Fanny
+found three strange horses in the paddock: for long now the boys
+have been forbidden to leave their horses here one hour because
+our grass is over-grazed.&nbsp; S. came up with the news, and I
+saw I must now strike a blow.&nbsp; &lsquo;To the pound with the
+lot,&rsquo; said I.&nbsp; He proposed taking the three himself,
+but I thought that too dangerous an experiment, said I should go
+too, and hurried into my boots so as to show decision taken, in
+the necessary interviews.&nbsp; They came of course&mdash;the
+interviews&mdash;and I explained what I was going to do at huge
+length, and stuck to my guns.&nbsp; I am glad to say the natives,
+with their usual (purely speculative) sense of justice highly
+approved the step after reflection.&nbsp; Meanwhile off went S.
+and I with the three <i>corpora delicti</i>; and a good job I
+went!&nbsp; Once, when our circus began to kick, we thought all
+was up; but we got them down all sound in wind and limb.&nbsp; I
+judged I was much fallen off from my Elliott forefathers, who
+managed this class of business with neatness and despatch.&nbsp;
+Half-way down it came on to rain tropic style, and I came back
+from my outing drenched liked a drowned man&mdash;I was literally
+blinded as I came back among these sheets of water; and the
+consequence was I was laid down with diarrhoea and threatenings
+of Samoa colic for the inside of another week.</p>
+<p>I have a confession to make.&nbsp; When I was sick I tried to
+get to work to finish that Samoa thing, wouldn&rsquo;t go; and at
+last, in the colic time, I slid off into <i>David Balfour</i>,
+some 50 pages of which are drafted, and like me well.&nbsp;
+Really I think it is spirited; and there&rsquo;s a heroine that
+(up to now) seems to have attractions: <i>absit omen</i>!&nbsp;
+David, on the whole, seems excellent.&nbsp; Alan does not come in
+till the tenth chapter, and I am only at the eighth, so I
+don&rsquo;t know if I can find him again; but David is on his
+feet, and doing well, and very much in love, and mixed up with
+the Lord Advocate and the (untitled) Lord Lovat, and all manner
+of great folk.&nbsp; And the tale interferes with my eating and
+sleeping.&nbsp; The join is bad; I have not thought to strain too
+much for continuity; so this part be alive, I shall be
+content.&nbsp; But there&rsquo;s no doubt David seems to have
+changed his style, de&rsquo;il ha&rsquo;e him!&nbsp; And much I
+care, if the tale travel!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>, <i>Feb.</i> ??
+19<i>th</i>?</p>
+<p>Two incidents to-day which I must narrate.&nbsp; After lunch,
+it was raining pitilessly; we were sitting in my mother&rsquo;s
+bedroom, and I was reading aloud Kinglake&rsquo;s Charge of the
+Light Brigade, and we had just been all seized by the horses
+aligning with Lord George Paget, when a figure appeared on the
+verandah; a little, slim, small figure of a lad, with blond
+(<i>i.e.</i> limed) hair, a propitiatory smile, and a nose that
+alone of all his features grew pale with anxiety.&nbsp; &lsquo;I
+come here stop,&rsquo; was about the outside of his English; and
+I began at once to guess that he was a runaway labourer, and that
+the bush-knife in his hand was stolen.&nbsp; It proved he had a
+mate, who had lacked his courage, and was hidden down the road;
+they had both made up their minds to run away, and had
+&lsquo;come here stop.&rsquo;&nbsp; I could not turn out the poor
+rogues, one of whom showed me marks on his back, into the
+drenching forest; I could not reason with them, for they had not
+enough English, and not one of our boys spoke their tongue; so I
+bade them feed and sleep here to-night, and to-morrow I must do
+what the Lord shall bid me.</p>
+<p>Near dinner time, I was told that a friend of Lafaele&rsquo;s
+had found human remains in my bush.&nbsp; After dinner, a figure
+was seen skulking across towards the waterfall, which produced
+from the verandah a shout, in my most stentorian tones:
+&lsquo;<i>O ai le ingoa</i>?&rsquo; literally &lsquo;Who the
+name?&rsquo; which serves here for &lsquo;What&rsquo;s your
+business?&rsquo; as well.&nbsp; It proved to be Lafaele&rsquo;s
+friend; I bade a kitchen boy, Lauilo, go with him to see the
+spot, for though it had ceased raining, the whole island ran and
+dripped.&nbsp; Lauilo was willing enough, but the friend of the
+archangel demurred; he had too much business; he had no
+time.&nbsp; &lsquo;All right,&rsquo; I said, &lsquo;you too much
+frightened, I go along,&rsquo; which of course produced the usual
+shout of delight from all those who did not require to go.&nbsp;
+I got into my Saranac snow boots.&nbsp; Lauilo got a cutlass;
+Mary Carter, our Sydney maid, joined the party for a lark, and
+off we set.&nbsp; I tell you our guide kept us moving; for the
+dusk fell swift.&nbsp; Our woods have an infamous reputation at
+the best, and our errand (to say the least of it) was
+grisly.&nbsp; At last they found the remains; they were old,
+which was all I cared to be sure of; it seemed a strangely small
+&lsquo;pickle-banes&rsquo; to stand for a big, flourishing,
+buck-islander, and their situation in the darkening and dripping
+bush was melancholy.&nbsp; All at once, I found there was a
+second skull, with a bullet-hole I could have stuck my two thumbs
+in&mdash;say anybody else&rsquo;s one thumb.&nbsp; My Samoans
+said it could not be, there were not enough bones; I put the two
+pieces of skull together, and at last convinced them.&nbsp;
+Whereupon, in a flash, they found the not unromantic
+explanation.&nbsp; This poor brave had succeeded in the height of
+a Samoan warriors ambition; he had taken a head, which he was
+never destined to show to his applauding camp.&nbsp; Wounded
+himself, he had crept here into the bush to die with his useless
+trophy by his side.&nbsp; His date would be about fifteen years
+ago, in the great battle between Laupepa and Talavou, which took
+place on My Land, Sir.&nbsp; To-morrow we shall bury the bones
+and fire a salute in honour of unfortunate courage.</p>
+<p>Do you think I have an empty life? or that a man jogging to
+his club has so much to interest and amuse him?&mdash;touch and
+try him too, but that goes along with the others: no pain, no
+pleasure, is the iron law.&nbsp; So here I stop again, and leave,
+as I left yesterday, my political business untouched.&nbsp; And
+lo! here comes my pupil, I believe, so I stop in time.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>March</i> 2<i>nd</i>.</p>
+<p>Since I last wrote, fifteen chapters of <i>David Balfour</i>
+have been drafted, and five <i>tir&eacute;s au clair</i>.&nbsp; I
+think it pretty good; there&rsquo;s a blooming maiden that costs
+anxiety&mdash;she is as virginal as billy; but David seems there
+and alive, and the Lord Advocate is good, and so I think is an
+episodic appearance of the Master of Lovat.&nbsp; In Chapter
+<span class="GutSmall">XVII.</span> I shall get David
+abroad&mdash;Alan went already in Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span>&nbsp; The book should be about the
+length of <i>Kidnapped</i>; this early part of it, about
+D.&rsquo;s evidence in the Appin case, is more of a story than
+anything in <i>Kidnapped</i>, but there is no doubt there comes a
+break in the middle, and the tale is practically in two
+divisions.&nbsp; In the first James More and the M&rsquo;Gregors,
+and Catriona, only show; in the second, the Appin case being
+disposed of, and James Stewart hung, they rule the roast and
+usurp the interest&mdash;should there be any left.&nbsp; Why did
+I take up <i>David Balfour</i>?&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; A
+sudden passion.</p>
+<p>Monday, I went down in the rain with a colic to take the chair
+at a public meeting; dined with Haggard; sailed off to my
+meeting, and fought with wild beasts for three anxious
+hours.&nbsp; All was lost that any sensible man cared for, but
+the meeting did not break up&mdash;thanks a good deal to R. L.
+S.&mdash;and the man who opposed my election, and with whom I was
+all the time wrangling, proposed the vote of thanks to me with a
+certain handsomeness; I assure you I had earned it . . .&nbsp;
+Haggard and the great Abdul, his high-caste Indian servant,
+imported by my wife, were sitting up for me with supper, and I
+suppose it was twelve before I got to bed.&nbsp; Tuesday raining,
+my mother rode down, and we went to the Consulate to sign a
+Factory and Commission.&nbsp; Thence, I to the lawyers, to the
+printing office, and to the Mission.&nbsp; It was dinner time
+when I returned home.</p>
+<p>This morning, our cook-boy having suddenly left&mdash;injured
+feelings&mdash;the archangel was to cook breakfast.&nbsp; I found
+him lighting the fire before dawn; his eyes blazed, he had no
+word of any language left to use, and I saw in him (to my wonder)
+the strongest workings of gratified ambition.&nbsp; Napoleon was
+no more pleased to sign his first treaty with Austria than was
+Lafaele to cook that breakfast.&nbsp; All morning, when I had
+hoped to be at this letter, I slept like one drugged and you must
+take this (which is all I can give you) for what it is
+worth&mdash;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">D.B.</p>
+<p class="gutindent"><i>Memoirs of his Adventures at Home and
+Abroad</i>.&nbsp; <i>The Second Part</i>; <i>wherein are set
+forth the misfortunes in which he was involved upon the Appin
+Murder</i>; <i>his troubles with Lord Advocate Prestongrange</i>;
+<i>captivity on the Bass Rock</i>; <i>journey into France and
+Holland</i>; <i>and singular relations with James More Drummond
+or Macgregor</i>, <i>a son of the notorious Rob Roy</i>.</p>
+<p>Chapters.&mdash;<span class="GutSmall">I.</span> A Beggar on
+Horseback.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">II.</span> The Highland
+Writer.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">III.</span> I go to
+Pilrig.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span> Lord Advocate
+Prestongrange.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">V.</span> Butter and
+Thunder.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VI.</span> I make a fault
+in honour.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VII.</span> The
+Bravo.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">VIII.</span> The Heather on
+Fire.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IX.</span> I begin to be
+haunted with a red-headed man.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">X.</span> The Wood by Silvermills.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XI.</span> On the march again with Alan.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">XII.</span> Gillane Sands.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XIII.</span> The Bass Rock.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XIV.</span> Black Andie&rsquo;s Tale of Tod
+Lapraik.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XV.</span> I go to
+Inveraray.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>That is it, as far as drafted.&nbsp; Chapters <span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span> <span class="GutSmall">V.</span>
+<span class="GutSmall">VII.</span> <span
+class="GutSmall">IX.</span> and <span
+class="GutSmall">XIV.</span> I am specially pleased with; the
+last being an episodical bogie story about the Bass Rock told
+there by the Keeper.</p>
+<h2><a name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+147</span>CHAPTER XVII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>March</i> 9<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear</span> S. C.,&mdash;Take it not
+amiss if this is a wretched letter.&nbsp; I am eaten up with
+business.&nbsp; Every day this week I have had some business
+impediment&mdash;I am even now waiting a deputation of chiefs
+about the road&mdash;and my precious morning was shattered by a
+polite old scourge of a <i>faipule</i>&mdash;parliament
+man&mdash;come begging.&nbsp; All the time <i>David Balfour</i>
+is skelping along.&nbsp; I began it the 13th of last month; I
+have now 12 chapters, 79 pages ready for press, or within an ace,
+and, by the time the month is out, one-half should be completed,
+and I&rsquo;ll be back at drafting the second half.&nbsp; What
+makes me sick is to think of Scott turning out <i>Guy
+Mannering</i> in three weeks!&nbsp; What a pull of work: heavens,
+what thews and sinews!&nbsp; And here am I, my head spinning from
+having only re-written seven not very difficult pages&mdash;and
+not very good when done.&nbsp; Weakling generation.&nbsp; It
+makes me sick of myself, to make such a fash and bobbery over a
+rotten end of an old nursery yarn, not worth spitting on when
+done.&nbsp; Still, there is no doubt I turn out my work more
+easily than of yore, and I suppose I should be singly glad of
+that.&nbsp; And if I got my book done in six weeks, seeing it
+will be about half as long as a Scott, and I have to write
+everything twice, it would be about the same rate of
+industry.&nbsp; It is my fair intention to be done with it in
+three months, which would make me about one-half the man Sir
+Walter was for application and driving the dull pen.&nbsp; Of the
+merit we shall not talk; but I don&rsquo;t think Davie is
+<i>without</i> merit.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>March</i> 12<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>And I have this day triumphantly finished 15 chapters, 100
+pages&mdash;being exactly one-half (as near as anybody can guess)
+of <i>David Balfour</i>; the book to be about a fifth as long
+again (altogether) as <i>Treasure Island</i>: could I but do the
+second half in another month!&nbsp; But I can&rsquo;t, I fear; I
+shall have some belated material arriving by next mail, and must
+go again at the History.&nbsp; Is it not characteristic of my
+broken tenacity of mind, that I should have left Davie Balfour
+some five years in the British Linen Company&rsquo;s Office, and
+then follow him at last with such vivacity?&nbsp; But I leave you
+again; the last (15th) chapter ought to be re-wrote, or part of
+it, and I want the half completed in the month, and the month is
+out by midnight; though, to be sure, last month was February, and
+I might take grace.&nbsp; These notes are only to show I hold you
+in mind, though I know they can have no interest for man or God
+or animal.</p>
+<p>I should have told you about the Club.&nbsp; We have been
+asked to try and start a sort of weekly ball for the half-castes
+and natives, ourselves to be the only whites; and we consented,
+from a very heavy sense of duty, and with not much hope.&nbsp;
+Two nights ago we had twenty people up, received them in the
+front verandah, entertained them on cake and lemonade, and I made
+a speech&mdash;embodying our proposals, or conditions, if you
+like&mdash;for I suppose thirty minutes.&nbsp; No joke to speak
+to such an audience, but it is believed I was thoroughly
+intelligible.&nbsp; I took the plan of saying everything at least
+twice in a different form of words, so that if the one escaped my
+hearers, the other might be seized.&nbsp; One white man came with
+his wife, and was kept rigorously on the front verandah
+below!&nbsp; You see what a sea of troubles this is like to
+prove; but it is the only chance&mdash;and when it blows up, it
+must blow up!&nbsp; I have no more hope in anything than a dead
+frog; I go into everything with a composed despair, and
+don&rsquo;t mind&mdash;just as I always go to sea with the
+conviction I am to be drowned, and like it before all other
+pleasures.&nbsp; But you should have seen the return voyage, when
+nineteen horses had to be found in the dark, and nineteen
+bridles, all in a drench of rain, and the club, just constituted
+as such, sailed away in the wet, under a cloudy moon like a bad
+shilling, and to descend a road through the forest that was at
+that moment the image of a respectable mountain brook.&nbsp; My
+wife, who is president <i>with power to expel</i>, had to begin
+her functions. . . .</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">25<i>th</i> <i>March</i>.</p>
+<p>Heaven knows what day it is, but I am ashamed, all the more as
+your letter from Bournemouth of all places&mdash;poor old
+Bournemouth!&mdash;is to hand, and contains a statement of
+pleasure in my letters which I wish I could have rewarded with a
+long one.&nbsp; What has gone on?&nbsp; A vast of affairs, of a
+mingled, strenuous, inconclusive, desultory character; much waste
+of time, much riding to and fro, and little transacted or at
+least peracted.</p>
+<p>Let me give you a review of the present state of our live
+stock.&mdash;Six boys in the bush; six souls about the
+house.&nbsp; Talolo, the cook, returns again to-day, after an
+absence which has cost me about twelve hours of riding, and I
+suppose eight hours&rsquo; solemn sitting in council.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;I am sorry indeed for the Chief Justice of Samoa,&rsquo; I
+said; &lsquo;it is more than I am fit for to be Chief Justice of
+Vailima.&rsquo;&mdash;Lauilo is steward.&nbsp; Both these are
+excellent servants; we gave a luncheon party when we buried the
+Samoan bones, and I assure you all was in good style, yet we
+never interfered.&nbsp; The food was good, the wine and dishes
+went round as by mechanism.&mdash;Steward&rsquo;s assistant and
+washman Arrick, a New Hebridee black boy, hired from the German
+firm; not so ugly as most, but not pretty neither; not so dull as
+his sort are, but not quite a Crichton.&nbsp; When he came first,
+he ate so much of our good food that he got a prominent
+belly.&nbsp; Kitchen assistant, Tomas (Thomas in English), a Fiji
+man, very tall and handsome, moving like a marionette with sudden
+bounds, and rolling his eyes with sudden
+effort.&mdash;Washerwoman and precentor, Helen, Tomas&rsquo;s
+wife.&nbsp; This is our weak point; we are ashamed of Helen; the
+cook-house blushes for her; they murmur there at her
+presence.&nbsp; She seems all right; she is not a bad-looking,
+strapping wench, seems chaste, is industrious, has an excellent
+taste in hymns&mdash;you should have heard her read one aloud the
+other day, she marked the rhythm with so much gloating, dissenter
+sentiment.&nbsp; What is wrong, then? says you.&nbsp; Low in your
+ear&mdash;and don&rsquo;t let the papers get hold of it&mdash;she
+is of no family.&nbsp; None, they say; literally a common
+woman.&nbsp; Of course, we have out-islanders, who <i>may</i> be
+villeins; but we give them the benefit of the doubt, which is
+impossible with Helen of Vailima; our blot, our pitted
+speck.&nbsp; The pitted speck I have said is our precentor.&nbsp;
+It is always a woman who starts Samoan song; the men who sing
+second do not enter for a bar or two.&nbsp; Poor, dear Faauma,
+the unchaste, the extruded Eve of our Paradise, knew only two
+hymns; but Helen seems to know the whole repertory, and the
+morning prayers go far more lively in consequence.&mdash;Lafaele,
+provost of the cattle.&nbsp; The cattle are Jack, my horse, quite
+converted, my wife rides him now, and he is as steady as a
+doctor&rsquo;s cob; Tifaga Jack, a circus horse, my
+mother&rsquo;s piebald, bought from a passing circus;
+Belle&rsquo;s mare, now in childbed or next door, confound the
+slut!&nbsp; Musu&mdash;amusingly translated the other day
+&lsquo;don&rsquo;t want to,&rsquo; literally cross, but always in
+the sense of stubbornness and resistance&mdash;my wife&rsquo;s
+little dark-brown mare, with a white star on her forehead, whom I
+have been riding of late to steady her&mdash;she has no vices,
+but is unused, skittish and uneasy, and wants a lot of attention
+and humouring; lastly (of saddle horses) Luna&mdash;not the Latin
+<i>moon</i>, the Hawaiian <i>overseer</i>, but it&rsquo;s
+pronounced the same&mdash;a pretty little mare too, but scarce at
+all broken, a bad bucker, and has to be ridden with a stock-whip
+and be brought back with her rump criss-crossed like a clan
+tartan; the two cart horses, now only used with pack-saddles; two
+cows, one in the straw (I trust) to-morrow, a third cow, the
+Jersey&mdash;whose milk and temper are alike subjects of
+admiration&mdash;she gives good exercise to the farming
+saunterer, and refreshes him on his return with cream; two
+calves, a bull, and a cow; God knows how many ducks and chickens,
+and for a wager not even God knows how many cats; twelve horses,
+seven horses, five kine: is not this Babylon the Great which I
+have builded?&nbsp; Call it <i>Subpriorsford</i>.</p>
+<p>Two nights ago the club had its first meeting; only twelve
+were present, but it went very well.&nbsp; I was not there, I had
+ridden down the night before after dinner on my endless business,
+took a cup of tea in the Mission like an ass, then took a cup of
+coffee like a fool at Haggard&rsquo;s, then fell into a
+discussion with the American Consul . . . I went to bed at
+Haggard&rsquo;s, came suddenly broad awake, and lay sleepless the
+live night.&nbsp; It fell chill, I had only a sheet, and had to
+make a light and range the house for a cover&mdash;I found one in
+the hall, a macintosh.&nbsp; So back to my sleepless bed, and to
+lie there till dawn.&nbsp; In the morning I had a longish ride to
+take in a day of a blinding, staggering sun, and got home by
+eleven, our luncheon hour, with my head rather swimmy; the only
+time I have <i>feared</i> the sun since I was in Samoa.&nbsp;
+However, I got no harm, but did not go to the club, lay off,
+lazied, played the pipe, and read&mdash;a novel by James
+Payn&mdash;sometimes quite interesting, and in one place really
+very funny with the quaint humour of the man.&nbsp; Much
+interested the other day.&nbsp; As I rode past a house, I saw
+where a Samoan had written a word on a board, and there was an A,
+perfectly formed, but upside down.&nbsp; You never saw such a
+thing in Europe; but it is as common as dirt in Polynesia.&nbsp;
+Men&rsquo;s names are tattooed on the forearm; it is common to
+find a subverted letter tattooed there.&nbsp; Here is a tempting
+problem for psychologists.</p>
+<p>I am now on terms again with the German Consulate, I know not
+for how long; not, of course, with the President, which I find a
+relief; still, with the Chief Justice and the English
+Consul.&nbsp; For Haggard, I have a genuine affection; he is a
+loveable man.</p>
+<p>Wearyful man!&nbsp; &lsquo;Here is the yarn of Loudon Dodd,
+<i>not as he told it</i>, <i>but as it was afterwards
+written</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; These words were left out by some
+carelessness, and I think I have been thrice tackled about
+them.&nbsp; Grave them in your mind and wear them on your
+forehead.</p>
+<p>The Lang story will have very little about the treasure;
+<i>The Master</i> will appear; and it is to a great extent a tale
+of Prince Charlie <i>after</i> the &rsquo;45, and a love story
+forbye: the hero is a melancholy exile, and marries a young woman
+who interests the prince, and there is the devil to pay.&nbsp; I
+think the Master kills him in a duel, but don&rsquo;t know yet,
+not having yet seen my second heroine.&nbsp; No&mdash;the Master
+doesn&rsquo;t kill him, they fight, he is wounded, and the Master
+plays <i>deus ex machina</i>.&nbsp; I <i>think</i> just now of
+calling it <i>The Tail of the Race</i>; no&mdash;heavens!&nbsp; I
+never saw till this moment&mdash;but of course nobody but myself
+would ever understand Mill-Race, they would think of a
+quarter-mile.&nbsp; So&mdash;I am nameless again.&nbsp; My
+melancholy young man is to be quite a Romeo.&nbsp; Yes,
+I&rsquo;ll name the book from him: <i>Dyce of
+Ythan</i>&mdash;pronounce Eethan.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Dyce of Ythan</p>
+<p>by R. L. S.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>O, Shovel&mdash;Shovel waits his turn, he and his
+ancestors.&nbsp; I would have tackled him before, but my <i>State
+Trials</i> have never come.&nbsp; So that I have now quite
+planned:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>Dyce of Ythan. (Historical, 1750.)</p>
+<p>Sophia Scarlet. (To-day.)</p>
+<p>The Shovels of Newton French. (Historical, 1650 to 1830.)</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>And quite planned and part written:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>The Pearl Fisher. (To-day.) (With Lloyd a machine.)</p>
+<p>David Balfour. (Historical, 1751.)</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>And, by a strange exception for R. L. S., all in the third
+person except D. B.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>I don&rsquo;t know what day this is now (the 29th), but I have
+finished my two chapters, ninth and tenth, of <i>Samoa</i> in
+time for the mail, and feel almost at peace.&nbsp; The tenth was
+the hurricane, a difficult problem; it so tempted one to be
+literary; and I feel sure the less of that there is in my little
+handbook, the more chance it has of some utility.&nbsp; Then the
+events are complicated, seven ships to tell of, and sometimes
+three of them together; O, it was quite a job.&nbsp; But I think
+I have my facts pretty correct, and for once, in my sickening
+yarn, they are handsome facts: creditable to all concerned; not
+to be written of&mdash;and I should think, scarce to be
+read&mdash;without a thrill.&nbsp; I doubt I have got no
+hurricane into it, the intricacies of the yarn absorbing me too
+much.&nbsp; But there&mdash;it&rsquo;s done somehow, and time
+presses hard on my heels.&nbsp; The book, with my best
+expedition, may come just too late to be of use.&nbsp; In which
+case I shall have made a handsome present of some months of my
+life for nothing and to nobody.&nbsp; Well, through Her the most
+ancient heavens are fresh and strong.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">30<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>After I had written you, I re-read my hurricane, which is very
+poor; the life of the journalist is hard, another couple of
+writings and I could make a good thing, I believe, and it must go
+as it is!&nbsp; But, of course, this book is not written for
+honour and glory, and the few who will read it may not know the
+difference.&nbsp; Very little time.&nbsp; I go down with the mail
+shortly, dine at the Chinese restaurant, and go to the club to
+dance with islandresses.&nbsp; Think of my going out once a week
+to dance.</p>
+<p>Politics are on the full job again, and we don&rsquo;t know
+what is to come next.&nbsp; I think the whole treaty <i>raj</i>
+seems quite played out!&nbsp; They have taken to bribing the
+<i>faipule</i> men (parliament men) to stay in Mulinuu, we hear;
+but I have not yet sifted the rumour.&nbsp; I must say I shall be
+scarce surprised if it prove true; these rumours have the knack
+of being right.&mdash;Our weather this last month has been
+tremendously hot, not by the thermometer, which sticks at
+86&deg;, but to the sensation: no rain, no wind, and this the
+storm month.&nbsp; It looks ominous, and is certainly
+disagreeable.</p>
+<p>No time to finish,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page158"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+158</span>CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 1<i>st</i>. 1892.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;As I rode
+down last night about six, I saw a sight I must try to tell you
+of.&nbsp; In front of me, right over the top of the forest into
+which I was descending was a vast cloud.&nbsp; The front of it
+accurately represented the somewhat rugged, long-nosed, and
+beetle-browed profile of a man, crowned by a huge Kalmuck cap;
+the flesh part was of a heavenly pink, the cap, the moustache,
+the eyebrows were of a bluish gray; to see this with its childish
+exactitude of design and colour, and hugeness of scale&mdash;it
+covered at least 25&deg;&mdash;held me spellbound.&nbsp; As I
+continued to gaze, the expression began to change; he had the
+exact air of closing one eye, dropping his jaw, and drawing down
+his nose; had the thing not been so imposing, I could have
+smiled; and then almost in a moment, a shoulder of
+leaden-coloured bank drove in front and blotted it.&nbsp; My
+attention spread to the rest of the cloud, and it was a thing to
+worship.&nbsp; It rose from the horizon, and its top was within
+thirty degrees of the zenith; the lower parts were like a glacier
+in shadow, varying from dark indigo to a clouded white in
+exquisite gradations.&nbsp; The sky behind, so far as I could
+see, was all of a blue already enriched and darkened by the
+night, for the hill had what lingered of the sunset.&nbsp; But
+the top of my Titanic cloud flamed in broad sunlight, with the
+most excellent softness and brightness of fire and jewels,
+enlightening all the world.&nbsp; It must have been far higher
+than Mount Everest, and its glory, as I gazed up at it out of the
+night, was beyond wonder.&nbsp; Close by rode the little crescent
+moon; and right over its western horn, a great planet of about
+equal lustre with itself.&nbsp; The dark woods below were shrill
+with that noisy business of the birds&rsquo; evening
+worship.&nbsp; When I returned, after eight, the moon was near
+down; she seemed little brighter than before, but now that the
+cloud no longer played its part of a nocturnal sun, we could see
+that sight, so rare with us at home that it was counted a
+portent, so customary in the tropics, of the dark sphere with its
+little gilt band upon the belly.&nbsp; The planet had been
+setting faster, and was now below the crescent.&nbsp; They were
+still of an equal brightness.</p>
+<p>I could not resist trying to reproduce this in words, as a
+specimen of these incredibly beautiful and imposing meteors of
+the tropic sky that make so much of my pleasure here; though a
+ship&rsquo;s deck is the place to enjoy them.&nbsp; O what
+<i>awful</i> scenery, from a ship&rsquo;s deck, in the
+tropics!&nbsp; People talk about the Alps, but the clouds of the
+trade wind are alone for sublimity.</p>
+<p>Now to try and tell you what has been happening.&nbsp; The
+state of these islands, and of Mataafa and Laupepa
+(Malietoa&rsquo;s <i>ambo</i>) had been much on my mind.&nbsp; I
+went to the priests and sent a message to Mataafa, at a time when
+it was supposed he was about to act.&nbsp; He did not act,
+delaying in true native style, and I determined I should go to
+visit him.&nbsp; I have been very good not to go sooner; to live
+within a few miles of a rebel camp, to be a novelist, to have all
+my family forcing me to go, and to refrain all these months,
+counts for virtue.&nbsp; But hearing that several people had gone
+and the government done nothing to punish them, and having an
+errand there which was enough to justify myself in my own eyes, I
+half determined to go, and spoke of it with the half-caste
+priest.&nbsp; And here (confound it) up came Laupepa and his
+guards to call on me; we kept him to lunch, and the old gentleman
+was very good and amiable.&nbsp; He asked me why I had not been
+to see him?&nbsp; I reminded him a law had been made, and told
+him I was not a small boy to go and ask leave of the consuls, and
+perhaps be refused.&nbsp; He told me to pay no attention to the
+law but come when I would, and begged me to name a day to
+lunch.&nbsp; The next day (I think it was) early in the morning,
+a man appeared; he had metal buttons like a policeman&mdash;but
+he was none of our Apia force; he was a rebel policeman, and had
+been all night coming round inland through the forest from
+Malie.&nbsp; He brought a letter addressed</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p><i>I laua susuga</i></p>
+<p><i>Misi Mea</i>.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>To his Excellency</p>
+<p>Mr. Thingumbob.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>(So as not to compromise me).&nbsp; I can read Samoan now,
+though not speak it.&nbsp; It was to ask me for last
+Wednesday.&nbsp; My difficulty was great; I had no man here who
+was fit, or who would have cared to write for me; and I had to
+postpone the visit.&nbsp; So I gave up half-a-day with a groan,
+went down to the priests, arranged for Monday week to go to
+Malie, and named Thursday as my day to lunch with Laupepa.&nbsp;
+I was sharply ill on Wednesday, mail day.&nbsp; But on Thursday I
+had to trail down and go through the dreary business of a feast,
+in the King&rsquo;s wretched shanty, full in view of the
+President&rsquo;s fine new house; it made my heart burn.</p>
+<p>This gave me my chance to arrange a private interview with the
+King, and I decided to ask Mr. Whitmee, one of our missionaries,
+to be my interpreter.&nbsp; On Friday, being too much exhausted
+to go down, I begged him to come up.&nbsp; He did, I told him the
+heads of what I meant to say; and he not only consented, but
+said, if we got on well with the King, he would even proceed with
+me to Malie.&nbsp; Yesterday, in consequence, I rode down to
+W.&rsquo;s house by eight in the morning; waited till ten;
+received a message that the King was stopped by a meeting with
+the President and <i>faipule</i>; made another engagement for
+seven at night; came up; went down; waited till eight, and came
+away again, <i>bredouille</i>, and a dead body.&nbsp; The poor,
+weak, enslaved King had not dared to come to me even in
+secret.&nbsp; Now I have to-day for a rest, and to-morrow to
+Malie.&nbsp; Shall I be suffered to embark?&nbsp; It is very
+doubtful; they are on the trail.&nbsp; On Thursday, a policeman
+came up to me and began that a boy had been to see him, and said
+I was going to see Mataafa.&mdash;&lsquo;And what did you
+say?&rsquo; said I.&mdash;&lsquo;I told him I did not know about
+where you were going,&rsquo; said he.&mdash;&lsquo;A very good
+answer,&rsquo; said I, and turned away.&nbsp; It is lashing rain
+to-day, but to-morrow, rain or shine, I must at least make the
+attempt; and I am so weary, and the weather looks so bad.&nbsp; I
+could half wish they would arrest me on the beach.&nbsp; All this
+bother and pother to try and bring a little chance of peace; all
+this opposition and obstinacy in people who remain here by the
+mere forbearance of Mataafa, who has a great force within six
+miles of their government buildings, which are indeed only the
+residences of white officials.&nbsp; To understand how I have
+been occupied, you must know that &lsquo;Misi Mea&rsquo; has had
+another letter, and this time had to answer himself; think of
+doing so in a language so obscure to me, with the aid of a Bible,
+concordance and dictionary!&nbsp; What a wonderful Baboo
+compilation it must have been!&nbsp; I positively expected to
+hear news of its arrival in Malie by the sound of laughter.&nbsp;
+I doubt if you will be able to read this scrawl, but I have
+managed to scramble somehow up to date; and to-morrow, one way or
+another, should be interesting.&nbsp; But as for me, I am a
+wreck, as I have no doubt style and handwriting both testify.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">8 <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span></p>
+<p>Wonderfully rested; feel almost fit for to-morrow&rsquo;s
+dreary excursion&mdash;not that it will be dreary if the weather
+favour, but otherwise it will be death; and a native feast, and I
+fear I am in for a big one, is a thing I loathe.&nbsp; I wonder
+if you can really conceive me as a politician in this
+extra-mundane sphere&mdash;presiding at public meetings, drafting
+proclamations, receiving mis-addressed letters that have been
+carried all night through tropical forests?&nbsp; It seems
+strange indeed, and to you, who know me really, must seem
+stranger.&nbsp; I do not say I am free from the itch of meddling,
+but God knows this is no tempting job to meddle in; I smile at
+picturesque circumstances like the Misi Mea (<i>Monsieur
+Chose</i> is the exact equivalent) correspondence, but the
+business as a whole bores and revolts me.&nbsp; I do nothing and
+say nothing; and then a day comes, and I say &lsquo;this can go
+on no longer.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">9.30 <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span></p>
+<p>The wretched native dilatoriness finds me out.&nbsp; News has
+just come that we must embark at six to-morrow; I have divided
+the night in watches, and hope to be called to-morrow at four and
+get under way by five.&nbsp; It is a great chance if it be
+managed; but I have given directions and lent my own clock to the
+boys, and hope the best.&nbsp; If I get called at four we shall
+do it nicely.&nbsp; Good-night; I must turn in.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 3<i>rd</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, we did get off by about 5.30, or, by&rsquo;r lady!
+quarter of six: myself on Donald, the huge grey cart-horse, with
+a ship-bag across my saddle bow, Fanny on Musu and Belle on
+Jack.&nbsp; We were all feeling pretty tired and sick, and I
+looked like heaven knows what on the cart horse: &lsquo;death on
+the pale horse,&rsquo; I suggested&mdash;and young Hunt the
+missionary, who met me to-day on the same charger, squinted up at
+my perch and remarked, &lsquo;There&rsquo;s a sweet little cherub
+that sits up aloft.&rsquo;&nbsp; The boat was ready and we set
+off down the lagoon about seven, four oars, and Talolo, my cook,
+steering.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 9<i>th</i> (<i>Monday
+anyway</i>).</p>
+<p>And see what good resolutions came to!&nbsp; Here is all this
+time past, and no speed made.&nbsp; Well, we got to Malie and
+were received with the most friendly consideration by the rebel
+chief.&nbsp; Belle and Fanny were obviously thought to be my two
+wives; they were served their kava together, as were Mataafa and
+myself.&nbsp; Talolo utterly broke down as interpreter; long
+speeches were made to me by Mataafa and his orators, of which he
+could make nothing but they were &lsquo;very much
+surprised&rsquo;&mdash;his way of pronouncing obliged&mdash;and
+as he could understand nothing that fell from me except the same
+form of words, the dialogue languished and all business had to be
+laid aside.&nbsp; We had kava, and then a dish of arrowroot; one
+end of the house was screened off for us with a fine tapa, and we
+lay and slept, the three of us heads and tails, upon the mats
+till dinner.&nbsp; After dinner his illegitimate majesty and
+myself had a walk, and talked as well as my twopenny Samoan would
+admit.&nbsp; Then there was a dance to amuse the ladies before
+the house, and we came back by moonlight, the sky piled full of
+high faint clouds that long preserved some of the radiance of the
+sunset.&nbsp; The lagoon was very shallow; we continually struck,
+for the moon was young and the light baffling; and for a long
+time we were accompanied by, and passed and re-passed, a huge
+whale-boat from Savaii, pulling perhaps twelve oars, and
+containing perhaps forty people who sang in time as they went So
+to the hotel, where we slept, and returned the next Tuesday
+morning on the three same steeds.</p>
+<p>Meanwhile my business was still untransacted.&nbsp; And on
+Saturday morning, I sent down and arranged with Charlie Taylor to
+go down that afternoon.&nbsp; I had scarce got the saddle bags
+fixed and had not yet mounted, when the rain began.&nbsp; But it
+was no use delaying now; off I went in a wild waterspout to Apia;
+found Charlie (Sal&eacute;) Taylor&mdash;a sesquipedalian young
+half-caste&mdash;not yet ready, had a snack of bread and cheese
+at the hotel while waiting him, and then off to Malie.&nbsp; It
+rained all the way, seven miles; the road, which begins in
+triumph, dwindles down to a nasty, boggy, rocky footpath with
+weeds up to a horseman&rsquo;s knees; and there are eight pig
+fences to jump, nasty beastly jumps&mdash;the next morning we
+found one all messed with blood where a horse had come to
+grief&mdash;but my Jack is a clever fencer; and altogether we
+made good time, and got to Malie about dark.&nbsp; It is a
+village of very fine native houses, high, domed, oval buildings,
+open at the sides, or only closed with slatted Venetians.&nbsp;
+To be sure, Mataafa&rsquo;s is not the worst.&nbsp; It was
+already quite dark within, only a little fire of cocoa-shell
+blazed in the midst and showed us four servants; the chief was in
+his chapel, whence we heard the sound of chaunting.&nbsp;
+Presently he returned; Taylor and I had our soaking clothes
+changed, family worship was held, kava brewed, I was exhibited to
+the chiefs as a man who had ridden through all that rain and
+risked deportation to serve their master; they were bidden learn
+my face, and remember upon all occasions to help and serve
+me.&nbsp; Then dinner, and politics, and fine speeches until
+twelve at night&mdash;O, and some more kava&mdash;when I could
+sit up no longer; my usual bed-time is eight, you must
+remember.&nbsp; Then one end of the house was screened off for me
+alone, and a bed made&mdash;you never saw such a couch&mdash;I
+believe of nearly fifty (half at least) fine mats, by
+Mataafa&rsquo;s daughter, Kalala.&nbsp; Here I reposed alone; and
+on the other side of the tafa, Majesty and his household.&nbsp;
+Armed guards and a drummer patrolled about the house all night;
+they had no shift, poor devils; but stood to arms from sun-down
+to sun-up.</p>
+<p>About four in the morning, I was awakened by the sound of a
+whistle pipe blown outside on the dark, very softly and to a
+pleasing simple air; I really think I have hit the first
+phrase:</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p167.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Fragment of music score"
+title=
+"Fragment of music score"
+src="images/p167.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>It sounded very peaceful, sweet and strange in the dark; and I
+found this was a part of the routine of my rebel&rsquo;s night,
+and it was done (he said) to give good dreams.&nbsp; By a little
+before six, Taylor and I were in the saddle again fasting.&nbsp;
+My riding boots were so wet I could not get them on, so I must
+ride barefoot.&nbsp; The morning was fair but the roads very
+muddy, the weeds soaked us nearly to the waist, Sal&eacute; was
+twice spilt at the fences, and we got to Apia a bedraggled enough
+pair.&nbsp; All the way along the coast, the pat&eacute; (small
+wooden drum) was beating in the villages and the people crowding
+to the churches in their fine clothes.&nbsp; Thence through the
+mangrove swamp, among the black mud and the green mangroves, and
+the black and scarlet crabs, to Mulinuu, to the doctor&rsquo;s,
+where I had an errand, and so to the inn to breakfast about
+nine.&nbsp; After breakfast I rode home.&nbsp; Conceive such an
+outing, remember the pallid brute that lived in Skerryvore like a
+weevil in a biscuit, and receive the intelligence that I was
+rather the better for my journey.&nbsp; Twenty miles ride,
+sixteen fences taken, ten of the miles in a drenching rain, seven
+of them fasting and in the morning chill, and six stricken
+hours&rsquo; political discussions by an interpreter; to say
+nothing of sleeping in a native house, at which many of our
+excellent literati would look askance of itself.</p>
+<p>You are to understand: if I take all this bother, it is not
+only from a sense of duty, or a love of meddling&mdash;damn the
+phrase, take your choice&mdash;but from a great affection for
+Mataafa.&nbsp; He is a beautiful, sweet old fellow, and he and I
+grew quite fulsome on Saturday night about our sentiments.&nbsp;
+I had a messenger from him to-day with a flannel undershirt which
+I had left behind like a gibbering idiot; and perpetrated in
+reply another baboo letter.&nbsp; It rains again to-day without
+mercy; blessed, welcome rains, making up for the paucity of the
+late wet season; and when the showers slacken, I can hear my
+stream roaring in the hollow, and tell myself that the cacaos are
+drinking deep.&nbsp; I am desperately hunted to finish my Samoa
+book before the mail goes; this last chapter is equally delicate
+and necessary.&nbsp; The prayers of the congregation are
+requested.&nbsp; Eheu! and it will be ended before this letter
+leaves and printed in the States ere you can read this
+scribble.&nbsp; The first dinner gong has sounded; <i>je vous
+salue</i>, <i>monsieur et cher confr&egrave;re</i>.&nbsp;
+<i>Tofa</i>, <i>soifua</i>!&nbsp; Sleep! long life! as our Samoan
+salutation of farewell runs.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>, <i>May</i>
+13<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, the last chapter, by far the most difficult and
+ungrateful, is well under way, I have been from six to seven
+hours upon it daily since I last wrote; and that is all I have
+done forbye working at Samoan rather hard, and going down on
+Wednesday evening to the club.&nbsp; I make some progress now at
+the language; I am teaching Belle, which clears and exercises
+myself.&nbsp; I am particularly taken with the <i>finesse</i> of
+the pronouns.&nbsp; The pronouns are all dual and plural and the
+first person, both in the dual and plural, has a special
+exclusive and inclusive form.&nbsp; You can conceive what fine
+effects of precision and distinction can be reached in certain
+cases.&nbsp; Take Ruth, i. <i>vv.</i> 8 to 13, and imagine how
+those pronouns come in; it is exquisitely elegant, and makes the
+mouth of the <i>litt&eacute;rateur</i> to water.&nbsp; I am going
+to exercitate my pupil over those verses to-day for pronoun
+practice.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>.</p>
+<p>Yesterday came yours.&nbsp; Well, well, if the dears prefer a
+week, why, I&rsquo;ll give them ten days, but the real document,
+from which I have scarcely varied, ran for one night.&nbsp; I
+think you seem scarcely fair to Wiltshire, who had surely, under
+his beast-ignorant ways, right noble qualities.&nbsp; And I think
+perhaps you scarce do justice to the fact that this is a place of
+realism <i>&agrave; outrance</i>; nothing extenuated or
+coloured.&nbsp; Looked at so, is it not, with all its tragic
+features, wonderfully idyllic, with great beauty of scene and
+circumstance?&nbsp; And will you please to observe that almost
+all that is ugly is in the whites?&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll apologise for
+Papa Randal if you like; but if I told you the whole
+truth&mdash;for I did extenuate there!&mdash;and he seemed to me
+essential as a figure, and essential as a pawn in the game,
+Wiltshire&rsquo;s disgust for him being one of the small,
+efficient motives in the story.&nbsp; Now it would have taken a
+fairish dose to disgust Wiltshire.&mdash;Again, the idea of
+publishing the Beach substantively is dropped&mdash;at once, both
+on account of expostulation, and because it measured shorter than
+I had expected.&nbsp; And it was only taken up, when the proposed
+volume, <i>Beach de Mar</i>, petered out.&nbsp; It petered out
+thus: the chief of the short stories got sucked into <i>Sophia
+Scarlet</i>&mdash;and Sophia is a book I am much taken with, and
+mean to get to, as soon as&mdash;but not before&mdash;I have done
+<i>David Balfour</i> and <i>The Young Chevalier</i>.&nbsp; So you
+see you are like to hear no more of the Pacific or the nineteenth
+century for a while.&nbsp; <i>The Young Chevalier</i> is a story
+of sentiment and passion, which I mean to write a little
+differently from what I have been doing&mdash;if I can hit the
+key; rather more of a sentimental tremolo to it.&nbsp; It may
+thus help to prepare me for <i>Sophia</i>, which is to contain
+three ladies, and a kind of a love affair between the heroine and
+a dying planter who is a poet! large orders for R. L. S.</p>
+<p>O the German taboo is quite over; no soul attempts to support
+the C. J. or the President, they are past hope; the whites have
+just refused their taxes&mdash;I mean the council has refused to
+call for them, and if the council consented, nobody would pay;
+&rsquo;tis a farce, and the curtain is going to fall
+briefly.&nbsp; Consequently in my History, I say as little as may
+be of the two dwindling stars.&nbsp; Poor devils!&nbsp; I liked
+the one, and the other has a little wife, now lying in!&nbsp;
+There was no man born with so little animosity as I. When I heard
+the C. J. was in low spirits and never left his house, I could
+scarce refrain from going to him.</p>
+<p>It was a fine feeling to have finished the History; there
+ought to be a future state to reward that grind!&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+not literature, you know; only journalism, and pedantic
+journalism.&nbsp; I had but the one desire, to get the thing as
+right as might be, and avoid false concords&mdash;even if
+that!&nbsp; And it was more than there was time for.&nbsp;
+However, there it is: done.&nbsp; And if Samoa turns up again my
+book has to be counted with, being the only narrative
+extant.&nbsp; Milton and I&mdash;if you kindly excuse the
+juxtaposition&mdash;harnessed ourselves to strange waggons, and I
+at least will be found to have plodded very soberly with my
+load.&nbsp; There is not even a good sentence in it, but
+perhaps&mdash;I don&rsquo;t know&mdash;it may be found an honest,
+clear volume.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p>Never got a word set down, and continues on Thursday 19th May,
+his own marriage day as ever was.&nbsp; News; yes.&nbsp; The C.
+J. came up to call on us!&nbsp; After five months&rsquo;
+cessation on my side, and a decidedly painful interchange of
+letters, I could not go down&mdash;could not&mdash;to see
+him.&nbsp; My three ladies received him, however; he was very
+agreeable as usual, but refused wine, beer, water, lemonade,
+chocolate and at last a cigarette.&nbsp; Then my wife asked him,
+&lsquo;So you refuse to break bread?&rsquo; and he waved his
+hands amiably in answer.&nbsp; All my three ladies received the
+same impression that he had serious matters in his mind: now we
+hear he is quite cock-a-hoop since the mail came, and going about
+as before his troubles darkened.&nbsp; But what did he want with
+me?&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis thought he had received a despatch&mdash;and
+that he misreads it (so we fully believe) to the effect that they
+are to have war ships at command and can make their little war
+after all.&nbsp; If it be so, and they do it, it will be the
+meanest wanton slaughter of poor men for the salaries of two
+white failures.&nbsp; But what was his errand with me? Perhaps to
+warn me that unless I behave he now hopes to be able to pack me
+off in the <i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> when she comes.</p>
+<p>I have celebrated my holiday from <i>Samoa</i> by a plunge at
+the beginning of <i>The Young Chevalier</i>.&nbsp; I am afraid my
+touch is a little broad in a love story; I can&rsquo;t mean one
+thing and write another.&nbsp; As for women, I am no more in any
+fear of them; I can do a sort all right; age makes me less afraid
+of a petticoat, but I am a little in fear of grossness.&nbsp;
+However, this David Balfour&rsquo;s love affair, that&rsquo;s all
+right&mdash;might be read out to a mothers&rsquo;
+meeting&mdash;or a daughters&rsquo; meeting.&nbsp; The difficulty
+in a love yarn, which dwells at all on love, is the dwelling on
+one string; it is manifold, I grant, but the root fact is there
+unchanged, and the sentiment being very intense, and already very
+much handled in letters, positively calls for a little pawing and
+gracing.&nbsp; With a writer of my prosaic literalness and
+pertinency of point of view, this all shoves toward
+grossness&mdash;positively even towards the far more damnable
+<i>closeness</i>.&nbsp; This has kept me off the sentiment
+hitherto, and now I am to try: Lord!&nbsp; Of course Meredith can
+do it, and so could Shakespeare; but with all my romance, I am a
+realist and a prosaist, and a most fanatical lover of plain
+physical sensations plainly and expressly rendered; hence my
+perils.&nbsp; To do love in the same spirit as I did (for
+instance) D. Balfour&rsquo;s fatigue in the heather; my dear sir,
+there were grossness&mdash;ready made!&nbsp; And hence, how to
+sugar?&nbsp; However, I have nearly done with Marie-Madeleine,
+and am in good hopes of Marie-Salom&eacute;, the real heroine;
+the other is only a prologuial heroine to introduce the hero.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>.</p>
+<p>Anyway, the first prologuial episode is done, and Fanny likes
+it.&nbsp; There are only four characters; Francis Blair of
+Balmile (Jacobite Lord Gladsmuir) my hero; the Master of
+Ballantrae; Paradon, a wine-seller of Avignon; Marie-Madeleine
+his wife.&nbsp; These two last I am now done with, and I think
+they are successful, and I hope I have Balmile on his feet; and
+the style seems to be found.&nbsp; It is a little charged and
+violent; sins on the side of violence; but I think will carry the
+tale.&nbsp; I think it is a good idea so to introduce my hero,
+being made love to by an episodic woman.&nbsp; This queer
+tale&mdash;I mean queer for me&mdash;has taken a great hold upon
+me.&nbsp; Where the devil shall I go next?&nbsp; This is simply
+the tale of a <i>coup de t&ecirc;te</i> of a young man and a
+young woman; with a nearly, perhaps a wholly, tragic sequel,
+which I desire to make thinkable right through, and sensible; to
+make the reader, as far as I shall be able, eat and drink and
+breathe it.&nbsp; Marie-Salom&eacute; des Saintes-Maries is, I
+think, the heroine&rsquo;s name; she has got to <i>be</i> yet:
+<i>sursum corda</i>!&nbsp; So has the young Chevalier, whom I
+have not yet touched, and who comes next in order.&nbsp;
+Characters: Balmile, or Lord Gladsmuir, <i>comme vous voulez</i>;
+Prince Charlie; Earl Marischal; Master of Ballantrae; and a spy,
+and Dr. Archie Campbell, and a few nondescripts; then, of women,
+Marie-Salom&eacute; and Flora Blair; seven at the outside; really
+four full lengths, and I suppose a half-dozen episodic
+profiles.&nbsp; How I must bore you with these ineptitudes!&nbsp;
+Have patience.&nbsp; I am going to bed; it is (of all hours)
+eleven.&nbsp; I have been forced in (since I began to write to
+you) to blatter to Fanny on the subject of my heroine, there
+being two <i>cruces</i> as to her life and history: how came she
+alone? and how far did she go with the Chevalier?&nbsp; The
+second must answer itself when I get near enough to see.&nbsp;
+The first is a back-breaker.&nbsp; Yet I know there are many
+reasons why a <i>fille de famine</i>, romantic, adventurous,
+ambitious, innocent of the world, might run from her home in
+these days; might she not have been threatened with a convent?
+might there not be some Huguenot business mixed in?&nbsp; Here am
+I, far from books; if you can help me with a suggestion, I shall
+say God bless you.&nbsp; She has to be new run away from a strict
+family, well-justified in her own wild but honest eyes, and
+meeting these three men, Charles Edward, Marischal, and Balmile,
+through the accident of a fire at an inn.&nbsp; She must not run
+from a marriage, I think; it would bring her in the wrong frame
+of mind.&nbsp; Once I can get her, <i>sola</i>, on the highway,
+all were well with my narrative.&nbsp; Perpend.&nbsp; And help if
+you can.</p>
+<p>Lafaele, long (I hope) familiar to you, has this day received
+the visit of his <i>son</i> from Tonga; and the <i>son</i> proves
+to be a very pretty, attractive young daughter!&nbsp; I gave all
+the boys kava in honour of her arrival; along with a lean,
+side-whiskered Tongan, dimly supposed to be Lafaele&rsquo;s
+step-father; and they have been having a good time; in the end of
+my verandah, I hear Simi, my present incapable steward, talking
+Tongan with the nondescript papa.&nbsp; Simi, our out-door boy,
+burst a succession of blood-vessels over our work, and I had to
+make a position for the wreck of one of the noblest figures of a
+man I ever saw.&nbsp; I believe I may have mentioned the other
+day how I had to put my horse to the trot, the canter and (at
+last) the gallop to run him down.&nbsp; In a photograph I hope to
+send you (perhaps with this) you will see Simi standing in the
+verandah in profile.&nbsp; As a steward, one of his chief points
+is to break crystal; he is great on fracture&mdash;what do I
+say?&mdash;explosion!&nbsp; He cleans a glass, and the shards
+scatter like a comet&rsquo;s bowels.</p>
+<p><i>N.B.</i>&mdash;If I should by any chance be deported, the
+first of the rules hung up for that occasion is to communicate
+with you by telegraph.&mdash;Mind, I do not fear it, but it
+<i>is</i> possible.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i> 25<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>We have had a devil of a morning of upset and bustle; the
+bronze candlestick Faauma has returned to the family, in time to
+take her position of stepmamma, and it is pretty to see how the
+child is at once at home, and all her terrors ended.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">27<i>th</i>.&nbsp; <i>Mail
+day</i>.</p>
+<p>And I don&rsquo;t know that I have much to report.&nbsp; I may
+have to leave for Malie as soon as these mail packets are made
+up.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis a necessity (if it be one) I rather
+deplore.&nbsp; I think I should have liked to lazy; but I daresay
+all it means is the delay of a day or so in harking back to David
+Balfour; that respectable youth chides at being left (where he is
+now) in Glasgow with the Lord Advocate, and after five years in
+the British Linen, who shall blame him?&nbsp; I was all forenoon
+yesterday down in Apia,&rsquo; dictating, and Lloyd type-writing,
+the conclusion of <i>Samoa</i>; and then at home correcting till
+the dinner bell; and in the evening again till eleven of the
+clock.&nbsp; This morning I have made up most of my packets, and
+I think my mail is all ready but two more, and the tag of
+this.&nbsp; I would never deny (as D. B might say) that I was
+rather tired of it.&nbsp; But I have a damned good dose of the
+devil in my pipe-stem atomy; I have had my little holiday outing
+in my kick at <i>The Young Chevalier</i>, and I guess I can
+settle to <i>David Balfour</i> to-morrow or Friday like a little
+man.&nbsp; I wonder if any one had ever more energy upon so
+little strength?&mdash;I know there is a frost, the Samoa book
+can only increase that&mdash;I can&rsquo;t help it, that book is
+not written for me but for Miss Manners; but I mean to break that
+frost inside two years, and pull off a big success, and Vanity
+whispers in my ear that I have the strength.&nbsp; If I
+haven&rsquo;t, whistle ower the lave o&rsquo;t!&nbsp; I can do
+without glory and perhaps the time is not far off when I can do
+without corn.&nbsp; It is a time coming soon enough, anyway; and
+I have endured some two and forty years without public shame, and
+had a good time as I did it.&nbsp; If only I could secure a
+violent death, what a fine success!&nbsp; I wish to die in my
+boots; no more Land of Counterpane for me.&nbsp; To be drowned,
+to be shot, to be thrown from a horse&mdash;ay, to be hanged,
+rather than pass again through that slow dissolution.</p>
+<p>I fancy this gloomy ramble is caused by a twinge of age; I put
+on an under-shirt yesterday (it was the only one I could find)
+that barely came under my trousers; and just below it, a fine
+healthy rheumatism has now settled like a fire in my hip.&nbsp;
+From such small causes do these valuable considerations flow!</p>
+<p>I shall now say adieu, dear Sir, having ten rugged miles
+before me and the horrors of a native feast and parliament
+without an interpreter, for to-day I go alone.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page180"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+180</span>CHAPTER XIX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, 29<i>th</i>
+<i>May</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">How</span> am I to overtake events?&nbsp;
+On Wednesday, as soon as my mail was finished, I had a wild whirl
+to look forward to.&nbsp; Immediately after dinner, Belle, Lloyd
+and I, set out on horseback, they to the club, I to
+Haggard&rsquo;s, thence to the hotel where I had supper ready for
+them.&nbsp; All next day we hung round Apia with our whole
+house-crowd in Sunday array, hoping for the mail steamer with a
+menagerie on board.&nbsp; No such luck; the ship delayed; and at
+last, about three, I had to send them home again, a failure of a
+day&rsquo;s pleasuring that does not bear to be discussed.&nbsp;
+Lloyd was so sickened that he returned the same night to Vailima,
+Belle and I held on, sat most of the evening on the hotel
+verandah stricken silly with fatigue and disappointment, and
+genuine sorrow for our poor boys and girls, and got to bed with
+rather dismal appreciations of the morrow.</p>
+<p>These were more than justified, and yet I never had a jollier
+day than Friday 27th.&nbsp; By 7.30 Belle and I had breakfast; we
+had scarce done before my mother was at the door on horseback,
+and a boy at her heels to take her not very dashing charger home
+again.&nbsp; By 8.10 we were all on the landing pier, and it was
+9.20 before we had got away in a boat with two inches of green
+wood on the keel of her, no rudder, no mast, no sail, no boat
+flag, two defective rowlocks, two wretched apologies for oars,
+and two boys&mdash;one a Tongan half-caste, one a white lad, son
+of the Tonga schoolmaster, and a sailor lad&mdash;to pull
+us.&nbsp; All this was our first taste of the tender mercies of
+Taylor (the sesquipidalian half-caste introduced two letters
+back, I believe).&nbsp; We had scarce got round Mulinuu when
+Sal&eacute; Taylor&rsquo;s heart misgave him; he thought we had
+missed the tide; called a halt, and set off ashore to find
+canoes.&nbsp; Two were found; in one my mother and I were
+embarked with the two biscuit tins (my present to the feast), and
+the bag with our dry clothes, on which my mother was
+perched&mdash;and her cap was on the top of it&mdash;feminine
+hearts please sympathise; all under the guidance of
+Sal&eacute;.&nbsp; In the other Belle and our guest; Tauilo, a
+chief-woman, the mother of my cook, were to have followed.&nbsp;
+And the boys were to have been left with the boat.&nbsp; But
+Tauilo refused.&nbsp; And the four, Belle, Tauilo, Frank the
+sailor-boy, and Jimmie the Tongan half-caste, set off in the boat
+across that rapidly shoaling bay of the lagoon.</p>
+<p>How long the next scene lasted, I could never tell.&nbsp;
+Sal&eacute; was always trying to steal away with our canoe and
+leave the other four, probably for six hours, in an empty, leaky
+boat, without so much as an orange or a cocoanut on board, and
+under the direct rays of the sun.&nbsp; I had at last to stop him
+by taking the spare paddle off the out-rigger and sticking it in
+the ground&mdash;depth, perhaps two feet&mdash;width of the bay,
+say three miles.&nbsp; At last I bid him land me and my mother
+and go back for the other ladies.&nbsp; &lsquo;The coast is so
+rugged,&rsquo; said Sal&eacute;.&mdash;&lsquo;What?&rsquo; I
+said, &lsquo;all these villages and no landing
+place?&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Such is the nature of Samoans,&rsquo;
+said he.&nbsp; Well, I&rsquo;ll find a landing-place, I thought;
+and presently I said, &lsquo;Now we are going to land
+there.&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;We can but try,&rsquo; said the bland
+Sal&eacute;, with resignation.&nbsp; Never saw a better
+landing-place in my life.&nbsp; Here the boat joined us.&nbsp; My
+mother and Sal&eacute; continued in the canoe alone, and Belle
+and I and Tauilo set off on foot for Malie.&nbsp; Tauilo was
+about the size of both of us put together and a piece over; she
+used us like a mouse with children.&nbsp; I had started barefoot;
+Belle had soon to pull off her gala shoes and stockings; the mud
+was as deep as to our knees, and so slippery that (moving, as we
+did, in Indian file, between dense scratching tufts of sensitive)
+Belle and I had to take hands to support each other, and Tauilo
+was steadying Belle from the rear.&nbsp; You can conceive we were
+got up to kill, Belle in an embroidered white dress and white
+hat, I in a suit of Bedford cords hot from the Sydney tailors;
+and conceive us, below, ink-black to the knees with adhesive
+clay, and above, streaming with heat.&nbsp; I suppose it was
+better than three miles, but at last we made the end of
+Malie.&nbsp; I asked if we could find no water to wash our feet;
+and our nursemaid guided us to a pool.&nbsp; We sat down on the
+pool side, and our nursemaid washed our feet and legs for
+us&mdash;ladies first, I suppose out of a sudden respect to the
+insane European fancies: such a luxury as you can scarce
+imagine.&nbsp; I felt a new man after it.&nbsp; But before we got
+to the King&rsquo;s house we were sadly muddied once more.&nbsp;
+It was 1 <span class="GutSmall">P.M.</span> when we arrived, the
+canoe having beaten us by about five minutes, so we made fair
+time over our bog-holes.</p>
+<p>But the war dances were over, and we came in time to see only
+the tail end (some two hours) of the food presentation.&nbsp; In
+Mataafa&rsquo;s house three chairs were set for us covered with
+fine mats.&nbsp; Of course, a native house without the blinds
+down is like a verandah.&nbsp; All the green in front was
+surrounded with sheds, some of flapping canvas, some of green
+palm boughs, where (in three sides of a huge oblong) the natives
+sat by villages in a fine glow of many-hued array.&nbsp; There
+were folks in tapa, and folks in patchwork; there was every
+colour of the rainbow in a spot or a cluster; there were men with
+their heads gilded with powdered sandal-wood, others with heads
+all purple, stuck full of the petals of a flower.&nbsp; In the
+midst there was a growing field of outspread food, gradually
+covering acres; the gifts were brought in, now by chanting
+deputations, now by carriers in a file; they were brandished
+aloft and declaimed over, with polite sacramental exaggerations,
+by the official receiver.&nbsp; He, a stalwart, well-oiled
+quadragenarian, shone with sweat from his exertions, brandishing
+cooked pigs.&nbsp; At intervals, from one of the squatted
+villages, an orator would arise.&nbsp; The field was almost
+beyond the reach of any human speaking voice; the proceedings
+besides continued in the midst; yet it was possible to catch
+snatches of this elaborate and cut-and-dry oratory&mdash;it was
+possible for me, for instance, to catch the description of my
+gift and myself as the <i>alii Tusitala</i>, <i>O le alii O malo
+tetele</i>&mdash;the chief White Information, the chief of the
+great Governments.&nbsp; Gay designation?&nbsp; In the house, in
+our three curule chairs, we sat and looked on.&nbsp; On our left
+a little group of the family.&nbsp; In front of us, at our feet,
+an ancient Talking-man, crowned with green leaves, his profile
+almost exactly Dante&rsquo;s; Popo his name.&nbsp; He had
+worshipped idols in his youth; he had been full grown before the
+first missionary came hither from Tahiti; this makes him over
+eighty.&nbsp; Near by him sat his son and colleague.&nbsp; In the
+group on our left, his little grandchild sat with her legs
+crossed and her hands turned, the model already (at some three
+years old) of Samoan etiquette.&nbsp; Still further off to our
+right, Mataafa sat on the ground through all the business; and
+still I saw his lips moving, and the beads of his rosary slip
+stealthily through his hand.&nbsp; We had kava, and the
+King&rsquo;s drinking was hailed by the Popos (father and son)
+with a singular ululation, perfectly new to my ears; it means, to
+the expert, &lsquo;Long live Tuiatua&rsquo;; to the inexpert, is
+a mere voice of barbarous wolves.&nbsp; We had dinner, retired a
+bit behind the central pillar of the house; and, when the King
+was done eating, the ululation was repeated.&nbsp; I had my eyes
+on Mataafa&rsquo;s face, and I saw pride and gratified ambition
+spring to life there and be instantly sucked in again.&nbsp; It
+was the first time, since the difference with Laupepa, that Popo
+and his son had openly joined him, and given him the due cry as
+Tuiatua&mdash;one of the eight royal names of the islands, as I
+hope you will know before this reaches you.</p>
+<p>Not long after we had dined, the food-bringing was over.&nbsp;
+The gifts (carefully noted and tallied as they came in) were now
+announced by a humorous orator, who convulsed the audience,
+introducing singing notes, now on the name of the article, now on
+the number; six thousand odd heads of taro, three hundred and
+nineteen cooked pigs; and one thing that particularly caught me
+(by good luck), a single turtle &lsquo;for the
+King&rsquo;&mdash;<i>le tasi mo le tupu</i>.&nbsp; Then came one
+of the strangest sights I have yet witnessed.&nbsp; The two most
+important persons there (bar Mataafa) were Popo and his
+son.&nbsp; They rose, holding their long shod rods of talking
+men, passed forth from the house, broke into a strange dance, the
+father capering with outstretched arms and rod, the son crouching
+and gambolling beside him in a manner indescribable, and
+presently began to extend the circle of this dance among the
+acres of cooked food.&nbsp; <i>Whatever they leaped over</i>,
+<i>whatever they called for</i>, <i>became theirs</i>.&nbsp; To
+see medi&aelig;val Dante thus demean himself struck a kind of a
+chill of incongruity into our Philistine souls; but even in a
+great part of the Samoan concourse, these antique and (I
+understand) quite local manners awoke laughter.&nbsp; One of my
+biscuit tins and a live calf were among the spoils he claimed,
+but the large majority of the cooked food (having once proved his
+dignity) he re-presented to the King.</p>
+<p>Then came the turn of <i>le alii Tusitala</i>.&nbsp; He would
+not dance, but he was given&mdash;five live hens, four gourds of
+oil, four fine tapas, a hundred heads of taro, two cooked pigs, a
+cooked shark, two or three cocoanut branches strung with kava,
+and the turtle, who soon after breathed his last, I believe, from
+sunstroke.&nbsp; It was a royal present for &lsquo;the chief of
+the great powers.&rsquo;&nbsp; I should say the gifts were, on
+the proper signal, dragged out of the field of food by a troop of
+young men, all with their lava-lavas kilted almost into a
+loin-cloth.&nbsp; The art is to swoop on the food-field, pick up
+with unerring swiftness the right things and quantities, swoop
+forth again on the open, and separate, leaving the gifts in a new
+pile: so you may see a covey of birds in a corn-field.&nbsp; This
+reminds me of a very inhumane but beautiful passage I had
+forgotten in its place.&nbsp; The gift-giving was still in full
+swing, when there came a troop of some ninety men all in tafa
+lava-lavas of a purplish colour; they paused, and of a sudden
+there went up from them high into the air a flight of live
+chickens, which, as they came down again, were sent again into
+the air, for perhaps a minute, from the midst of a singular
+turmoil of flying arms and shouting voices; I assure you, it was
+very beautiful to see, but how many chickens were killed?</p>
+<p>No sooner was my food set out than I was to be going.&nbsp; I
+had a little serious talk with Mataafa on the floor, and we went
+down to the boat, where we got our food aboard, such a
+cargo&mdash;like the Swiss Family Robinson, we said.&nbsp;
+However, a squall began, Tauilo refused to let us go, and we came
+back to the house for half-an-hour or so, when my ladies
+distinguished themselves by walking through a Fono (council), my
+mother actually taking up a position between Mataafa and
+Popo!&nbsp; It was about five when we started&mdash;turtle, pigs,
+taro, etc., my mother, Belle, myself, Tauilo, a portly friend of
+hers with the voice of an angel, and a pronunciation so delicate
+and true that you could follow Samoan as she sang, and the two
+tired boys Frank and Jimmie, with the two bad oars and the two
+slippery rowlocks to impel the whole.&nbsp; Sal&eacute; Taylor
+took the canoe and a strong Samoan to paddle him.&nbsp; Presently
+after he went inshore, and passed us a little after, with his
+arms folded, and <i>two</i> strong Samoans impelling him
+Apia-ward.&nbsp; This was too much for Belle, who hailed, taunted
+him, and made him return to the boat with one of the Samoans,
+setting Jimmie instead in the canoe.&nbsp; Then began our
+torment, Sal&eacute; and the Samoan took the oars, sat on the
+same thwart (where they could get no swing on the boat had they
+tried), and deliberately ladled at the lagoon.&nbsp; We lay
+enchanted.&nbsp; Night fell; there was a light visible on shore;
+it did not move.&nbsp; The two women sang, Belle joining them in
+the hymns she has learned at family worship.&nbsp; Then a squall
+came up; we sat a while in roaring midnight under rivers of rain,
+and, when it blew by, there was the light again, immovable.&nbsp;
+A second squall followed, one of the worst I was ever out in; we
+could scarce catch our breath in the cold, dashing deluge.&nbsp;
+When it went, we were so cold that the water in the bottom of the
+boat (which I was then baling) seemed like a warm footbath in
+comparison, and Belle and I, who were still barefoot, were quite
+restored by laving in it.</p>
+<p>All this time I had kept my temper, and refrained as far as
+might be from any interference, for I saw (in our friend&rsquo;s
+mulish humour) he always contrived to twist it to our
+disadvantage.&nbsp; But now came the acute point.&nbsp; Young
+Frank now took an oar.&nbsp; He was a little fellow, near as
+frail as myself, and very short; if he weighed nine stone, it was
+the outside; but his blood was up.&nbsp; He took stroke, moved
+the big Samoan forward to bow, and set to work to pull him round
+in fine style.&nbsp; Instantly a kind of race
+competition&mdash;almost race hatred&mdash;sprang up.&nbsp; We
+jeered the Samoan.&nbsp; Sal&eacute; declared it was the trim of
+the boat: &lsquo;if this lady was aft&rsquo; (Tauilo&rsquo;s
+portly friend) &lsquo;he would row round Frank.&rsquo;&nbsp; We
+insisted on her coming aft, and Frank still rowed round the
+Samoan.&nbsp; When the Samoan caught a crab (the thing was
+continual with these wretched oars and rowlocks), we shouted and
+jeered; when Frank caught one, Sal&eacute; and the Samoan jeered
+and yelled.&nbsp; But anyway the boat moved, and presently we got
+up with Mulinuu, where I finally lost my temper, when I found
+that Sal&eacute; proposed to go ashore and make a visit&mdash;in
+fact, we all three did.&nbsp; It is not worth while going into,
+but I must give you one snatch of the subsequent conversation as
+we pulled round Apia bay.&nbsp; &lsquo;This Samoan,&rsquo; said
+Sal&eacute;, &lsquo;received seven German bullets in the field of
+Fangalii.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;I am delighted to hear it,&rsquo;
+said Belle.&nbsp; &lsquo;His brother was killed there,&rsquo;
+pursued Sal&eacute;; and Belle, prompt as an echo, &lsquo;Then
+there are no more of the family? how delightful!&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Sal&eacute; was sufficiently surprised to change the subject; he
+began to praise Frank&rsquo;s rowing with insufferable
+condescension: &lsquo;But it is after all not to be wondered
+at,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;because he has been for some time a
+sailor.&nbsp; My good man, is it three or five years that you
+have been to sea?&rsquo;&nbsp; And Frank, in a defiant shout:
+&lsquo;Two!&rsquo;&nbsp; Whereupon, so high did the ill-feeling
+run, that we three clapped and applauded and shouted, so that the
+President (whose house we were then passing) doubtless started at
+the sounds.&nbsp; It was nine when we got to the hotel; at first
+no food was to be found, but we skirmished up some bread and
+cheese and beer and brandy; and (having changed our wet clothes
+for the rather less wet in our bags) supped on the verandah.</p>
+<p><i>Saturday</i> 28<i>th</i>.&nbsp; I was wakened about 6.30,
+long past my usual hour, by a benevolent passer-by.&nbsp; My
+turtle lay on the verandah at my door, and the man woke me to
+tell me it was dead, as it had been when we put it on board the
+day before.&nbsp; All morning I ran the gauntlet of men and women
+coming up to me: &lsquo;Mr. Stevenson, your turtle is
+dead.&rsquo;&nbsp; I gave half of it to the hotel keeper, so that
+his cook should cut it up; and we got a damaged shell, and two
+splendid meals, beefsteak one day and soup the next.&nbsp; The
+horses came for us about 9.30.&nbsp; It was waterspouting; we
+were drenched before we got out of the town; the road was a fine
+going Highland trout stream; it thundered deep and frequent, and
+my mother&rsquo;s horse would not better on a walk.&nbsp; At last
+she took pity on us, and very nobly proposed that Belle and I
+should ride ahead.&nbsp; We were mighty glad to do so, for we
+were cold.&nbsp; Presently, I said I should ride back for my
+mother, but it thundered again, Belle is afraid of thunder, and I
+decided to see her through the forest before I returned for my
+other hen&mdash;I may say, my other wet hen.&nbsp; About the
+middle of the wood, where it is roughest and steepest, we met
+three pack-horses with barrels of lime-juice.&nbsp; I piloted
+Belle past these&mdash;it is not very easy in such a
+road&mdash;and then passed them again myself, to pilot my
+mother.&nbsp; This effected, it began to thunder again, so I rode
+on hard after Belle.&nbsp; When I caught up with her, she was
+singing Samoan hymns to support her terrors!&nbsp; We were all
+back, changed, and at table by lunch time, 11 <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>&nbsp; Nor have any of us been the
+worse for it sinsyne.&nbsp; That is pretty good for a woman of my
+mother&rsquo;s age and an invalid of my standing; above all, as
+Tauilo was laid up with a bad cold, probably increased by
+rage.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>, 3<i>rd</i>
+<i>June</i>.</p>
+<p>On Wednesday the club could not be held, and I must ride down
+town and to and fro all afternoon delivering messages, then dined
+and rode up by the young moon.&nbsp; I had plenty news when I got
+back; there is great talk in town of my deportation: it is
+thought they have written home to Downing Street requesting my
+removal, which leaves me not much alarmed; what I do rather
+expect is that H. J. Moors and I may be haled up before the C. J.
+to stand a trial for <i>l&egrave;se</i>-Majesty.&nbsp; Well,
+we&rsquo;ll try and live it through.</p>
+<p>The rest of my history since Monday has been unadulterated
+<i>David Balfour</i>.&nbsp; In season and out of season, night
+and day, David and his innocent harem&mdash;let me be just, he
+never has more than the two&mdash;are on my mind.&nbsp; Think of
+David Balfour with a pair of fair ladies&mdash;very nice ones
+too&mdash;hanging round him.&nbsp; I really believe David is as a
+good character as anybody has a right to ask for in a
+novel.&nbsp; I have finished drafting Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">XX.</span> to-day, and feel it all ready to
+froth when the spigot is turned.</p>
+<p>O I forgot&mdash;and do forget.&nbsp; What did I mean?&nbsp; A
+waft of cloud has fallen on my mind, and I will write no
+more.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>, <i>I believe</i>,
+8<i>th</i> <i>June</i>.</p>
+<p>Lots of David, and lots of David, and the devil any other
+news.&nbsp; Yesterday we were startled by great guns firing a
+salute, and to-day Whitmee (missionary) rode up to lunch, and we
+learned it was the <i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> come in, the ship
+(according to rumour) in which I was to be deported.&nbsp; I went
+down to meet my fate, and the captain is to dine with me
+Saturday, so I guess I am not going this voyage.&nbsp; Even with
+the particularity with which I write to you, how much of my life
+goes unexpressed; my troubles with a madman by the name of
+&mdash;, a genuine living lunatic, I believe, and jolly
+dangerous; my troubles about poor &mdash;, all these have dropped
+out; yet for moments they were very instant, and one of them is
+always present with me.</p>
+<p>I have finished copying Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">XXI.</span> of David&mdash;&lsquo;<i>solus cum
+sola</i>; we travel together.&rsquo;&nbsp; Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">XXII.</span>, &lsquo;<i>Solus cum sola</i>; we
+keep house together,&rsquo; is already drafted.&nbsp; To the end
+of <span class="GutSmall">XXI.</span> makes more than 150 pages
+of my manuscript&mdash;damn this hair&mdash;and I only designed
+the book to run to about 200; but when you introduce the female
+sect, a book does run away with you.&nbsp; I am very curious to
+see what you will think of my two girls.&nbsp; My own opinion is
+quite clear; I am in love with both.&nbsp; I foresee a few
+pleasant years of spiritual flirtations.&nbsp; The creator (if I
+may name myself, for the sake of argument, by such a name) is
+essentially unfaithful.&nbsp; For the duration of the two
+chapters in which I dealt with Miss Grant, I totally forgot my
+heroine, and even&mdash;but this is a flat secret&mdash;tried to
+win away David.&nbsp; I think I must try some day to marry Miss
+Grant.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m blest if I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ve
+got that hair out! which seems triumph enough; so I conclude.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>.</p>
+<p>Your infinitesimal correspondence has reached me, and I have
+the honour to refer to it with scorn.&nbsp; It contains only one
+statement of conceivable interest, that your health is better;
+the rest is null, and so far as disquisitory unsound.&nbsp; I am
+all right, but David Balfour is ailing; this came from my visit
+to the man-of-war, where I had a cup of tea, and the most of that
+night walked the verandah with extraordinary convictions of guilt
+and ruin, many of which (but not all) proved to have fled with
+the day, taking David along with them; he R.I.P. in Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">XXII.</span></p>
+<p>On Saturday I went down to the town, and fetched up Captain
+Gibson to dinner; Sunday I was all day at Samoa, and had a pile
+of visitors.&nbsp; Yesterday got my mail, including your
+despicable sheet; was fooled with a visit from the high chief
+Asi, went down at 4 <span class="GutSmall">P.M.</span> to my
+Samoan lesson from Whitmee&mdash;I think I shall learn from him,
+he does not fool me with cockshot rules that are demolished next
+day, but professes ignorance like a man; the truth is, the
+grammar has still to be expiscated&mdash;dined with Haggard, and
+got home about nine.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p>The excellent Clarke up here almost all day yesterday, a man I
+esteem and like to the soles of his boots; I prefer him to anyone
+in Samoa, and to most people in the world; a real good
+missionary, with the inestimable advantage of having grown up a
+layman.&nbsp; Pity they all can&rsquo;t get that!&nbsp; It
+recalls my old proposal, which delighted Lady Taylor so much,
+that every divinity student should be thirty years old at least
+before he was admitted.&nbsp; Boys switched out of college into a
+pulpit, what chance have they?&nbsp; That any should do well
+amazes me, and the most are just what was to be expected.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>.</p>
+<p>I must tell you of our feast.&nbsp; It was long promised to
+the boys, and came off yesterday in one of their new
+houses.&nbsp; My good Simel&eacute; arrived from Savaii that
+morning asking for political advice; then we had Tauilo;
+Elena&rsquo;s father, a talking man of Tauilo&rsquo;s family;
+Talolo&rsquo;s cousin; and a boy of Simel&eacute;&rsquo;s family,
+who attended on his dignity; then Metu, the meat-man&mdash;you
+have never heard of him, but he is a great person in our
+household&mdash;brought a lady and a boy&mdash;and there was
+another infant&mdash;eight guests in all.&nbsp; And we sat down
+thirty strong.&nbsp; You should have seen our procession, going
+(about two o&rsquo;clock), all in our best clothes, to the hall
+of feasting!&nbsp; All in our Sunday&rsquo;s best.&nbsp; The new
+house had been hurriedly finished; the rafters decorated with
+flowers; the floor spread, native style, with green leaves; we
+had given a big porker, twenty-five pounds of fresh beef, a tin
+of biscuit, cocoanuts, etc.&nbsp; Our places were all arranged
+with much care; the native ladies of the house facing our party;
+the sides filled up by the men; the guests, please observe: the
+two chief people, male and female, were placed with our family,
+the rest between S. and the native ladies.&nbsp; After the feast
+was over, we had kava, and the calling of the kava was a very
+elaborate affair, and I thought had like to have made
+Simel&eacute; very angry; he is really a considerable chief, but
+he and Tauilo were not called till after all our family, <i>and
+the guests</i>, I suppose the principle being that he was still
+regarded as one of the household.&nbsp; I forgot to say that our
+black boy did not turn up when the feast was ready.&nbsp; Off
+went the two cooks, found him, decorated him with huge red
+hibiscus flowers&mdash;he was in a very dirty under
+shirt&mdash;brought him back between them like a reluctant maid,
+and, thrust him into a place between Faauma and Elena, where he
+was petted and ministered to.&nbsp; When his turn came in the
+kava drinking&mdash;and you may be sure, in their contemptuous,
+affectionate kindness for him, as for a good dog, it came rather
+earlier than it ought&mdash;he was cried under a new name.&nbsp;
+<i>Aleki</i> is what they make of his own name Arrick; but
+instead of [the cup of / &lsquo;le ipu o] Aleki!&rsquo; it was
+called &lsquo;le ipu o <i>Vailima</i>&rsquo; and it was explained
+that he had &lsquo;taken his chief-name&rsquo;! a jest at which
+the plantation still laughs.&nbsp; Kava done, I made a little
+speech, Henry translating.&nbsp; If I had been well, I should
+have alluded to all, but I was scarce able to sit up; so only
+alluded to my guest of all this month, the Tongan, Tomas, and to
+Simel&eacute;, partly for the jest of making him translate
+compliments to himself.&nbsp; The talking man replied with many
+handsome compliments to me, in the usual flood of Samoan fluent
+neatness; and we left them to an afternoon of singing and
+dancing.&nbsp; Must stop now, as my right hand is very bad
+again.&nbsp; I am trying to write with my left.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>About half-past eight last night, I had gone to my own room,
+Fanny and Lloyd were in Fanny&rsquo;s, every one else in bed,
+only two boys on the premises&mdash;the two little brown boys
+Mitaiele (Michael), age I suppose 11 or 12, and the new steward,
+a Wallis islander, speaking no English and about fifty words of
+Samoan, recently promoted from the bush work, and a most good,
+anxious, timid lad of 15 or 16&mdash;looks like 17 or 18, of
+course&mdash;they grow fast here.&nbsp; In comes Mitaiele to
+Lloyd, and told some rigmarole about Paatalise (the
+steward&rsquo;s name) wanting to go and see his family in the
+bush.&mdash;&lsquo;But he has no family in the bush,&rsquo; said
+Lloyd.&nbsp; &lsquo;No,&rsquo; said Mitaiele.&nbsp; They went to
+the boy&rsquo;s bed (they sleep in the walled-in compartment of
+the verandah, once my dressing-room) and called at once for
+me.&nbsp; He lay like one asleep, talking in drowsy tones but
+without excitement, and at times &lsquo;cheeping&rsquo; like a
+frightened mouse; he was quite cool to the touch, and his pulse
+not fast; his breathing seemed wholly ventral; the bust still,
+the belly moving strongly.&nbsp; Presently he got from his bed,
+and ran for the door, with his head down not three feet from the
+floor and his body all on a stretch forward, like a striking
+snake: I say &lsquo;ran,&rsquo; but this strange movement was not
+swift.&nbsp; Lloyd and I mastered him and got him back in
+bed.&nbsp; Soon there was another and more desperate attempt to
+escape, in which Lloyd had his ring broken.&nbsp; Then we bound
+him to the bed humanely with sheets, ropes, boards and
+pillows.&nbsp; He lay there and sometimes talked, sometimes
+whispered, sometimes wept like an angry child; his principal word
+was
+&lsquo;Faamolemole&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;Please&rsquo;&mdash;and he
+kept telling us at intervals that his family were calling
+him.&nbsp; During this interval, by the special grace of God, my
+boys came home; we had already called in Arrick, the black boy;
+now we had that Hercules, Lafaele, and a man Savea, who comes
+from Paatalise&rsquo;s own island and can alone communicate with
+him freely.&nbsp; Lloyd went to bed, I took the first watch, and
+sat in my room reading, while Lafaele and Arrick watched the
+madman.&nbsp; Suddenly Arrick called me; I ran into the verandah;
+there was Paatalise free of all his bonds and Lafaele holding
+him.&nbsp; To tell what followed is impossible.&nbsp; We were
+five people at him&mdash;Lafaele and Savea, very strong men,
+Lloyd, I and Arrick, and the struggle lasted until 1 <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span> before we had him bound.&nbsp; One
+detail for a specimen: Lloyd and I had charge of one leg, we were
+both sitting on it, and lo! we were both tossed into the
+air&mdash;I, I daresay, a couple of feet.&nbsp; At last we had
+him spread-eagled to the iron bedstead, by his wrists and ankles,
+with matted rope; a most inhumane business, but what could we do?
+it was all we could do to manage it even so.&nbsp; The strength
+of the paroxysms had been steadily increasing, and we trembled
+for the next.&nbsp; And now I come to pure Rider Haggard.&nbsp;
+Lafaele announced that the boy was very bad, and he would get
+&lsquo;some medicine&rsquo; which was a family secret of his
+own.&nbsp; Some leaves were brought mysteriously in; chewed,
+placed on the boy&rsquo;s eyes, dropped in his ears (see Hamlet)
+and stuck up his nostrils; as he did this, the weird doctor
+partly smothered the patient with his hand; and by about 2 <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span> he was in a deep sleep, and from
+that time he showed no symptom of dementia whatever.&nbsp; The
+medicine (says Lafaele) is principally used for the wholesale
+slaughter of families; he himself feared last night that his dose
+was fatal; only one other person, on this island, knows the
+secret; and she, Lafaele darkly whispers, has abused it.&nbsp;
+This remarkable tree we must try to identify.</p>
+<p>The man-of-war doctor came up to-day, gave us a
+strait-waistcoat, taught us to bandage, examined the boy and saw
+he was apparently well&mdash;he insisted on doing his work all
+morning, poor lad, and when he first came down kissed all the
+family at breakfast!&nbsp; The Doctor was greatly excited, as may
+be supposed, about Lafaele&rsquo;s medicine.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>.</p>
+<p>All yesterday writing my mail by the hand of Belle, to save my
+wrist.&nbsp; This is a great invention, to which I shall stick,
+if it can be managed.&nbsp; We had some alarm about Paatalise,
+but he slept well all night for a benediction.&nbsp; This lunatic
+asylum exercise has no attractions for any of us.</p>
+<p>I don&rsquo;t know if I remembered to say how much pleased I
+was with <i>Across the Plains</i> in every way, inside and out,
+and you and me.&nbsp; The critics seem to taste it, too, as well
+as could be hoped, and I believe it will continue to bring me in
+a few shillings a year for a while.&nbsp; But such books pay only
+indirectly.</p>
+<p>To understand the full horror of the mad scene, and how well
+my boys behaved, remember that <i>they believed P.&rsquo;s
+ravings</i>, they <i>knew</i> that his dead family, thirty
+strong, crowded the front verandah and called on him to come to
+the other world.&nbsp; They <i>knew</i> that his dead brother had
+met him that afternoon in the bush and struck him on both
+temples.&nbsp; And remember! we are fighting the dead, and they
+had to go out again in the black night, which is the dead
+man&rsquo;s empire.&nbsp; Yet last evening, when I thought P. was
+going to repeat the performance, I sent down for Lafaele, who had
+leave of absence, and he and his wife came up about eight
+o&rsquo;clock with a lighted brand.&nbsp; These are the things
+for which I have to forgive my old cattle-man his manifold
+shortcomings; they are heroic&mdash;so are the shortcomings, to
+be sure.</p>
+<p>It came over me the other day suddenly that this diary of mine
+to you would make good pickings after I am dead, and a man could
+make some kind of a book out of it without much trouble.&nbsp;
+So, for God&rsquo;s sake, don&rsquo;t lose them, and they will
+prove a piece of provision for my &lsquo;poor old family,&rsquo;
+as Simel&eacute; calls it.</p>
+<p>About my coming to Europe, I get more and more doubtful, and
+rather incline to Ceylon again as place of meeting.&nbsp; I am so
+absurdly well here in the tropics, that it seems like
+affectation.&nbsp; Yet remember I have never once stood
+Sydney.&nbsp; Anyway, I shall have the money for it all ahead,
+before I think of such a thing.</p>
+<p>We had a bowl of Punch on your birthday, which my incredible
+mother somehow knew and remembered.</p>
+<p>I sometimes sit and yearn for anything in the nature of an
+income that would come in&mdash;mine has all got to be gone and
+fished for with the immortal mind of man.&nbsp; What I want is
+the income that really comes in of itself while all you have to
+do is just to blossom and exist and sit on chairs.&nbsp; Think
+how beautiful it would be not to have to mind the critics, and
+not even the darkest of the crowd&mdash;Sidney Colvin.&nbsp; I
+should probably amuse myself with works that would make your hair
+curl, if you had any left.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page202"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+202</span>CHAPTER XX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>, 2<i>nd</i>
+<i>July</i> 1892.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> character of my handwriting is
+explained, alas! by scrivener&rsquo;s cramp.&nbsp; This also
+explains how long I have let the paper lie plain.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">1 <span
+class="GutSmall">P.M.</span></p>
+<p>I was busy copying David Balfour with my left hand&mdash;a
+most laborious task&mdash;Fanny was down at the native house
+superintending the floor, Lloyd down in Apia, and Belle in her
+own house cleaning, when I heard the latter calling on my
+name.&nbsp; I ran out on the verandah; and there on the lawn
+beheld my crazy boy with an axe in his hand and dressed out in
+green ferns, dancing.&nbsp; I ran downstairs and found all my
+house boys on the back verandah, watching him through the
+dining-room.&nbsp; I asked what it meant?&mdash;&lsquo;Dance
+belong his place,&rsquo; they said.&mdash;&lsquo;I think this no
+time to dance,&rsquo; said I.&nbsp; &lsquo;Has he done his
+work?&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;No,&rsquo; they told me, &lsquo;away
+bush all morning.&rsquo;&nbsp; But there they all stayed on the
+back verandah.&nbsp; I went on alone through the dining-room, and
+bade him stop.&nbsp; He did so, shouldered the axe, and began to
+walk away; but I called him back, walked up to him, and took the
+axe out of his unresisting hands.&nbsp; The boy is in all things
+so good, that I can scarce say I was afraid; only I felt it had
+to be stopped ere he could work himself up by dancing to some
+craziness.&nbsp; Our house boys protested they were not afraid;
+all I know is they were all watching him round the back door and
+did not follow me till I had the axe.&nbsp; As for the out boys,
+who were working with Fanny in the native house, they thought it
+a very bad business, and made no secret of their fears.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>, 6<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I have no account to give of my stewardship these days, and
+there&rsquo;s a day more to account for than mere arithmetic
+would tell you.&nbsp; For we have had two Monday Fourths, to
+bring us at last on the right side of the meridian, having
+hitherto been an exception in the world and kept our private
+date.&nbsp; Business has filled my hours sans intermission.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>, 12<i>th.</i></p>
+<p>I am doing no work and my mind is in abeyance.&nbsp; Fanny and
+Belle are sewing-machining in the next room; I have been pulling
+down their hair, and Fanny has been kicking me, and now I am
+driven out.&nbsp; Austin I have been chasing about the verandah;
+now he has gone to his lessons, and I make believe to write to
+you in despair.&nbsp; But there is nothing in my mind; I swim in
+mere vacancy, my head is like a rotten nut; I shall soon have to
+begin to work again or I shall carry away some part of the
+machinery.&nbsp; I have got your insufficient letter, for which I
+scorn to thank you.&nbsp; I have had no review by Gosse, none by
+Birrell; another time if I have a letter in the <i>Times</i>, you
+might send me the text as well; also please send me a cricket bat
+and a cake, and when I come home for the holidays, I should like
+to have a pony.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">I am, sir, your obedient
+servant,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Jacob
+Tonson</span>.</p>
+<p><i>P.S.</i>&nbsp; I am quite well; I hope you are quite
+well.&nbsp; The world is too much with us, and my mother bids me
+bind my hair and lace my bodice blue.</p>
+<h2><a name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+205</span>CHAPTER XXI</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This is
+Friday night, the (I believe) 18th or 20th August or
+September.&nbsp; I shall probably regret to-morrow having written
+you with my own hand like the Apostle Paul.&nbsp; But I am alone
+over here in the workman&rsquo;s house, where I and Belle and
+Lloyd and Austin are pigging; the rest are at cards in the main
+residence.&nbsp; I have not joined them because &lsquo;belly
+belong me&rsquo; has been kicking up, and I have just taken 15
+drops of laudanum.</p>
+<p>On Tuesday, the party set out&mdash;self in white cap, velvet
+coat, cords and yellow half boots, Belle in a white kind of suit
+and white cap to match mine, Lloyd in white clothes and long
+yellow boots and a straw hat, Graham in khakis and gaiters, Henry
+(my old overseer) in blue coat and black kilt, and the great
+Lafaele with a big ship-bag on his saddle-bow.&nbsp; We left the
+mail at the P. O., had lunch at the hotel, and about 1.50 set out
+westward to the place of tryst.&nbsp; This was by a little
+shrunken brook in a deep channel of mud on the far side of which,
+in a thicket of low trees, all full of moths of shadow and
+butterflies of sun, we lay down to await her ladyship.&nbsp;
+Whiskey and water, then a sketch of the encampment for which we
+all posed to Belle, passed off the time until 3.30.&nbsp; Then I
+could hold on no longer.&nbsp; 30 minutes late.&nbsp; Had the
+secret oozed out?&nbsp; Were they arrested?&nbsp; I got my horse,
+crossed the brook again, and rode hard back to the Vaea cross
+roads, whence I was aware of white clothes glancing in the other
+long straight radius of the quadrant.&nbsp; I turned at once to
+return to the place of tryst; but D. overtook me, and almost bore
+me down, shouting &lsquo;Ride, ride!&rsquo; like a hero in a
+ballad.&nbsp; Lady Margaret and he were only come to shew the
+place; they returned, and the rest of our party, reinforced by
+Captain Leigh and Lady Jersey, set on for Malie.&nbsp; The delay
+was due to D.&rsquo;s infinite precautions, leading them up
+lanes, by back ways, and then down again to the beach road a
+hundred yards further on.</p>
+<p>It was agreed that Lady Jersey existed no more; she was now my
+cousin Amelia Balfour.&nbsp; That relative and I headed the
+march; she is a charming woman, all of us like her extremely
+after trial on this somewhat rude and absurd excursion.&nbsp; And
+we Amelia&rsquo;d or Miss Balfour&rsquo;d her with great but
+intermittent fidelity.&nbsp; When we came to the last village, I
+sent Henry on ahead to warn the King of our approach and amend
+his discretion, if that might be.&nbsp; As he left I heard the
+villagers asking <i>which was the great lady</i>?&nbsp; And a
+little further, at the borders of Malie itself, we found the
+guard making a music of bugles and conches.&nbsp; Then I knew the
+game was up and the secret out.&nbsp; A considerable guard of
+honour, mostly children, accompanied us; but, for our good
+fortune, we had been looked for earlier, and the crowd was
+gone.</p>
+<p>Dinner at the King&rsquo;s; he asked me to say grace, I could
+think of none&mdash;never could; Graham suggested <i>Benedictus
+Benedicat</i>, at which I leaped.&nbsp; We were nearly done, when
+old Popo inflicted the Atua howl (of which you have heard
+already) right at Lady Jersey&rsquo;s shoulder.&nbsp; She started
+in fine style.&mdash;&lsquo;There,&rsquo; I said, &lsquo;we have
+been giving you a chapter of Scott, but this goes beyond the
+Waverley Novels.&rsquo;&nbsp; After dinner, kava.&nbsp; Lady J.
+was served before me, and the King <i>drank last</i>; it was the
+least formal kava I ever saw in that house,&mdash;no names
+called, no show of ceremony.&nbsp; All my ladies are well
+trained, and when Belle drained her bowl, the King was pleased to
+clap his hands.&nbsp; Then he and I must retire for our private
+interview, to another house.&nbsp; He gave me his own staff and
+made me pass before him; and in the interview, which was long and
+delicate, he twice called me <i>afioga</i>.&nbsp; Ah, that leaves
+you cold, but I am Samoan enough to have been moved.&nbsp;
+<i>Susuga</i> is my accepted rank; to be called
+<i>afioga</i>&mdash;Heavens! what an advance&mdash;and it leaves
+Europe cold.&nbsp; But it staggered my Henry.&nbsp; The first
+time it was complicated &lsquo;lana susuga <i>ma</i> lana
+afioga&mdash;his excellency <i>and</i> his
+majesty&rsquo;&mdash;the next time plain Majesty.&nbsp; Henry
+then begged to interrupt the interview and tell who he
+was&mdash;he is a small family chief in Sawaii, not very
+small&mdash;&lsquo;I do not wish the King,&rsquo; says he,
+&lsquo;to think me a boy from Apia.&rsquo;&nbsp; On our return to
+the palace, we separated.&nbsp; I had asked for the ladies to
+sleep alone&mdash;that was understood; but that
+Tusitala&mdash;his afioga Tusitala&mdash;should go out with the
+other young men, and not sleep with the highborn females of his
+family&mdash;was a doctrine received with difficulty.&nbsp; Lloyd
+and I had one screen, Graham and Leigh another, and we slept
+well.</p>
+<p>In the morning I was first abroad before dawn; not very long,
+already there was a stir of birds.&nbsp; A little after, I heard
+singing from the King&rsquo;s chapel&mdash;exceeding
+good&mdash;and went across in the hour when the east is yellow
+and the morning bank is breaking up, to hear it nearer.&nbsp; All
+about the chapel, the guards were posted, and all saluted
+Tusitala.&nbsp; I could not refrain from smiling: &lsquo;So there
+is a place too,&rsquo; I thought, &lsquo;where sentinels salute
+me.&rsquo;&nbsp; Mine has been a queer life.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p209b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Drawing"
+title=
+"Drawing"
+src="images/p209s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p>Breakfast was rather a protracted business.&nbsp; And that was
+scarce over when we were called to the great house (now
+finished&mdash;recall your earlier letters) to see a royal
+kava.&nbsp; This function is of rare use; I know grown Samoans
+who have never witnessed it.&nbsp; It is, besides, as you are to
+hear, a piece of prehistoric history, crystallised in figures,
+and the facts largely forgotten; an acted hieroglyph.&nbsp; The
+house is really splendid; in the rafters in the midst, two carved
+and coloured model birds are posted; the only thing of the sort I
+have ever remarked in Samoa, the Samoans being literal observers
+of the second commandment.&nbsp; At one side of the egg our party
+sat. a=Mataafa, b=Lady J., c=Belle, d=Tusitala, e=Graham,
+f=Lloyd, g=Captain Leigh, h=Henry, i=Popo.&nbsp; The x&rsquo;s
+round are the high chiefs, each man in his historical
+position.&nbsp; One side of the house is set apart for the King
+alone; we were allowed there as his guests and Henry as our
+interpreter.&nbsp; It was a huge trial to the lad, when a speech
+was made to me which he must translate, and I made a speech in
+answer which he had to orate, full-breathed, to that big circle;
+he blushed through his dark skin, but looked and acted like a
+gentleman and a young fellow of sense; then the kava came to the
+King; he poured one drop in libation, drank another, and flung
+the remainder outside the house behind him.&nbsp; Next came the
+turn of the old shapeless stone marked T.&nbsp; It stands for one
+of the King&rsquo;s titles, Tamasoalii; Mataafa is Tamasoalii
+this day, but cannot drink for it; and the stone must first be
+washed with water, and then have the bowl emptied on it.&nbsp;
+Then&mdash;the order I cannot recall&mdash;came the turn of y and
+z, two orators of the name of Malietoa; the first took his kava
+down plain, like an ordinary man; the second must be packed to
+bed under a big sheet of tapa, and be massaged by anxious
+assistants and rise on his elbow groaning to drink his cup.&nbsp;
+W., a great hereditary war man, came next; five times the
+cup-bearers marched up and down the house and passed the cup on,
+five times it was filled and the General&rsquo;s name and titles
+heralded at the bowl, and five times he refused it (after
+examination) as too small.&nbsp; It is said this commemorates a
+time when Malietoa at the head of his army suffered much for want
+of supplies.&nbsp; Then this same military gentleman must
+<i>drink</i> five cups, one from each of the great names: all
+which took a precious long time.&nbsp; He acted very well,
+haughtily and in a society tone <i>outlining</i> the part.&nbsp;
+The difference was marked when he subsequently made a speech in
+his own character as a plain God-fearing chief.&nbsp; A few more
+high chiefs, then Tusitala; one more, and then Lady Jersey; one
+more, and then Captain Leigh, and so on with the rest of our
+party&mdash;Henry of course excepted.&nbsp; You see in public,
+Lady Jersey followed me&mdash;just so far was the secret
+kept.</p>
+<p>Then we came home; Belle, Graham and Lloyd to the
+Chinaman&rsquo;s, I with Lady Jersey, to lunch; so severally
+home.&nbsp; Thursday I have forgotten: Saturday, I began again on
+Davie; on Sunday, the Jersey party came up to call and carried me
+to dinner.&nbsp; As I came out, to ride home, the search-lights
+of the <i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> were lightening on the horizon from
+many miles away, and next morning she came in.&nbsp; Tuesday was
+huge fun: a reception at Haggard&rsquo;s.&nbsp; All our party
+dined there; Lloyd and I, in the absence of Haggard and Leigh,
+had to play aide-de-camp and host for about twenty minutes, and I
+presented the population of Apia at random but (luck helping)
+without one mistake.&nbsp; Wednesday we had two middies to
+lunch.&nbsp; Thursday we had Eeles and Hoskyn (lieutenant and
+doctor&mdash;very, very nice fellows&mdash;simple, good and not
+the least dull) to dinner.&nbsp; Saturday, Graham and I lunched
+on board; Graham, Belle, Lloyd dined at the G.&rsquo;s; and
+Austin and the <i>whole</i> of our servants went with them to an
+evening entertainment; the more bold returning by
+lantern-light.&nbsp; Yesterday, Sunday, Belle and I were off by
+about half past eight, left our horses at a public house, and
+went on board the <i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> in the wardroom skiff;
+were entertained in the wardroom; thence on deck to the service,
+which was a great treat; three fiddles and a harmonium and
+excellent choir, and the great ship&rsquo;s company joining: on
+shore in Haggard&rsquo;s big boat to lunch with the party.&nbsp;
+Thence all together to Vailima, where we read aloud a Ouida
+Romance we have been secretly writing; in which Haggard was the
+hero, and each one of the authors had to draw a portrait of him
+or herself in a Ouida light.&nbsp; Leigh, Lady J., Fanny, R.L.S.,
+Belle and Graham were the authors.</p>
+<p>In the midst of this gay life, I have finally recopied two
+chapters, and drafted for the first time three of Davie
+Balfour.&nbsp; But it is not a life that would continue to suit
+me, and if I have not continued to write to you, you will scarce
+wonder.&nbsp; And to-day we all go down again to dinner, and
+to-morrow they all come up to lunch!&nbsp; The world is too much
+with us.&nbsp; But it now nears an end, to-day already the
+<i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> has sailed; and on Saturday or Sunday Lady
+Jersey will follow them in the mail steamer.&nbsp; I am sending
+you a wire by her hands as far as Sydney, that is to say either
+you or Cassell, about <i>Fales&aacute;</i>: I will not allow it
+to be called <i>Uma</i> in book form, that is not the logical
+name of the story.&nbsp; Nor can I have the marriage contract
+omitted; and the thing is full of misprints abominable.&nbsp; In
+the picture, Uma is rot; so is the old man and the negro; but
+Wiltshire is splendid, and Case will do.&nbsp; It seems badly
+illuminated, but this may be printing.&nbsp; How have I seen this
+first number?&nbsp; Not through your attention, guilty one!&nbsp;
+Lady Jersey had it, and only mentioned it yesterday.</p>
+<p>I ought to say how much we all like the Jersey party.&nbsp; My
+boy Henry was enraptured with the manners of the <i>Tawaitai
+Sili</i> (chief lady).&nbsp; Among our other occupations, I did a
+bit of a supposed epic describing our tryst at the ford of the
+Gasegase; and Belle and I made a little book of caricatures and
+verses about incidents on the visit.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>.</p>
+<p>The wild round of gaiety continues.&nbsp; After I had written
+to you yesterday, the brain being wholly extinct, I played piquet
+all morning with Graham.&nbsp; After lunch down to call on the
+U.S. Consul, hurt in a steeple-chase; thence back to the new
+girls&rsquo; school which Lady J. was to open, and where my
+ladies met me.&nbsp; Lady J. is really an orator, with a voice of
+gold; the rest of us played our unremarked parts; missionaries,
+Haggard, myself, a Samoan chief, holding forth in turn; myself
+with (at least) a golden brevity.&nbsp; Thence, Fanny, Belle, and
+I to town, to our billiard room in Haggard&rsquo;s back garden,
+where we found Lloyd and where Graham joined us.&nbsp; The three
+men first dressed, with the ladies in a corner; and then, to
+leave them a free field, we went off to Haggard and Leigh&rsquo;s
+quarters, where&mdash;after all to dinner, where our two parties,
+a brother of Colonel Kitchener&rsquo;s, a passing globe-trotter,
+and Clarke the missionary.&nbsp; A very gay evening, with all
+sorts of chaff and mirth, and a moonlit ride home, and to bed
+before 12.30.&nbsp; And now to-day, we have the Jersey-Haggard
+troupe to lunch, and I must pass the morning dressing ship.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i>, <i>Sept.</i>
+1<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>I sit to write to you now, 7.15, all the world in bed except
+myself, accounted for, and Belle and Graham, down at
+Haggard&rsquo;s at dinner.&nbsp; Not a leaf is stirring here; but
+the moon overhead (now of a good bigness) is obscured and partly
+revealed in a whirling covey of thin storm-clouds.&nbsp; By Jove,
+it blows above.</p>
+<p>From 8 till 11.15 on Tuesday, I dressed ship, and in
+particular cleaned crystal, my specially.&nbsp; About 11.30 the
+guests began to arrive before I was dressed, and between while I
+had written a parody for Lloyd to sing.&nbsp; Yesterday,
+Wednesday, I had to start out about 3 for town, had a long
+interview with the head of the German Firm about some work in my
+new house, got over to Lloyd&rsquo;s billiard-room about six, on
+the way whither I met Fanny and Belle coming down with one
+Kitchener, a brother of the Colonel&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Dined in the
+billiard-room, discovered we had forgot to order oatmeal;
+whereupon, in the moonlit evening, I set forth in my tropical
+array, mess jacket and such, to get the oatmeal, and meet a young
+fellow C.&mdash;and not a bad young fellow either, only an
+idiot&mdash;as drunk as Croesus.&nbsp; He wept with me, he wept
+for me; he talked like a bad character in an impudently bad
+farce; I could have laughed aloud to hear, and could make you
+laugh by repeating, but laughter was not uppermost.</p>
+<p>This morning at about seven, I set off after the lost
+sheep.&nbsp; I could have no horse; all that could be
+mounted&mdash;we have one girth-sore and one dead-lame in the
+establishment&mdash;were due at a picnic about 10.30.&nbsp; The
+morning was very wet, and I set off barefoot, with my trousers
+over my knees, and a macintosh.&nbsp; Presently I had to take a
+side path in the bush; missed it; came forth in a great oblong
+patch of taro solemnly surrounded by forest&mdash;no soul, no
+sign, no sound&mdash;and as I stood there at a loss, suddenly
+between the showers out broke the note of a harmonium and a
+woman&rsquo;s voice singing an air that I know very well, but
+have (as usual) forgot the name of.&nbsp; &rsquo;Twas from a
+great way off, but seemed to fill the world.&nbsp; It was
+strongly romantic, and gave me a point which brought me, by all
+sorts of forest wading, to an open space of palms.&nbsp; These
+were of all ages, but mostly at that age when the branches arch
+from the ground level, range themselves, with leaves exquisitely
+green.&nbsp; The whole interspace was overgrown with convolvulus,
+purple, yellow and white, often as deep as to my waist, in which
+I floundered aimlessly.&nbsp; The very mountain was invisible
+from here.&nbsp; The rain came and went; now in sunlit April
+showers, now with the proper tramp and rattle of the
+tropics.&nbsp; All this while I met no sight or sound of man,
+except the voice which was now silent, and a damned pig-fence
+that headed me off at every corner.&nbsp; Do you know barbed
+wire?&nbsp; Think of a fence of it on rotten posts, and you
+barefoot.&nbsp; But I crossed it at last with my heart in my
+mouth and no harm done.&nbsp; Thence at last to C&rsquo;s.: no
+C.&nbsp; Next place I came to was in the zone of woods.&nbsp;
+They offered me a buggy and set a black boy to wash my legs and
+feet.&nbsp; &lsquo;Washum legs belong that fellow
+white-man&rsquo; was the command.&nbsp; So at last I ran down my
+son of a gun in the hotel, sober, and with no story to tell;
+penitent, I think.&nbsp; Home, by buggy and my poor feet, up
+three miles of root, boulder, gravel and liquid mud, slipping
+back at every step.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, <i>Sept.</i>
+4<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Hope you will be able to read a word of the last, no joke
+writing by a bad lantern with a groggy hand and your glasses
+mislaid.&nbsp; Not that the hand is not better, as you see by the
+absence of the amanuensis hitherto.&nbsp; Mail came Friday, and a
+communication from yourself much more decent than usual, for
+which I thank you.&nbsp; Glad the <i>Wrecker</i> should so hum;
+but Lord, what fools these mortals be!</p>
+<p>So far yesterday, the citation being wrung from me by
+remembrance of many reviews.&nbsp; I have now received all
+<i>Fales&aacute;</i>, and my admiration for that tale rises; I
+believe it is in some ways my best work; I am pretty sure, at
+least, I have never done anything better than Wiltshire.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, 13<i>th</i>
+<i>September</i> 1892.</p>
+<p>On Wednesday the Spinsters of Apia gave a ball to a select
+crowd.&nbsp; Fanny, Belle, Lloyd and I rode down, met Haggard by
+the way and joined company with him.&nbsp; Dinner with Haggard,
+and thence to the ball.&nbsp; The Chief Justice appeared; it was
+immediately remarked, and whispered from one to another, that he
+and I had the only red sashes in the room,&mdash;and they were
+both of the hue of blood, sir, blood.&nbsp; He shook hands with
+myself and all the members of my family.&nbsp; Then the cream
+came, and I found myself in the same set of a quadrille with his
+honour.&nbsp; We dance here in Apia a most fearful and wonderful
+quadrille, I don&rsquo;t know where the devil they fished it
+from; but it is rackety and prancing and embraceatory beyond
+words; perhaps it is best defined in Haggard&rsquo;s expression
+of a gambado.&nbsp; When I and my great enemy found ourselves
+involved in this gambol, and crossing hands, and kicking up, and
+being embraced almost in common by large and quite respectable
+females, we&mdash;or I&mdash;tried to preserve some rags of
+dignity, but not for long.&nbsp; The deuce of it is that,
+personally, I love this man; his eye speaks to me, I am pleased
+in his society.&nbsp; We exchanged a glance, and then a grin; the
+man took me in his confidence; and through the remainder of that
+prance we pranced for each other.&nbsp; Hard to imagine any
+position more ridiculous; a week before he had been trying to
+rake up evidence against me by brow-beating and threatening a
+half-white interpreter; that very morning I had been writing most
+villainous attacks upon him for the <i>Times</i>; and we meet and
+smile, and&mdash;damn it!&mdash;like each other.&nbsp; I do my
+best to damn the man and drive him from these islands; but the
+weakness endures&mdash;I love him.&nbsp; This is a thing I would
+despise in anybody else; but he is so jolly insidious and
+ingratiating!&nbsp; No, sir, I can&rsquo;t dislike him; but if I
+don&rsquo;t make hay of him, it shall not be for want of
+trying.</p>
+<p>Yesterday, we had two Germans and a young American boy to
+lunch; and in the afternoon, Vailima was in a state of siege; ten
+white people on the front verandah, at least as many brown in the
+cook house, and countless blacks to see the black boy Arrick.</p>
+<p>Which reminds me, Arrick was sent Friday was a week to the
+German Firm with a note, and was not home on time.&nbsp; Lloyd
+and I were going bedward, it was late with a bright
+moon&mdash;ah, poor dog, you know no such moons as
+these!&mdash;when home came Arrick with his head in a white
+bandage and his eyes shining.&nbsp; He had had a fight with other
+blacks, Malaita boys; many against one, and one with a knife:
+&lsquo;I <span class="smcap">knicked &rsquo;em down</span>, three
+four!&rsquo; he cried; and had himself to be taken to the
+doctor&rsquo;s and bandaged.&nbsp; Next day, he could not work,
+glory of battle swelled too high in his threadpaper breast; he
+had made a one-stringed harp for Austin, borrowed it, came to
+Fanny&rsquo;s room, and sang war-songs and danced a war dance in
+honour of his victory.&nbsp; And it appears, by subsequent
+advices, that it was a serious victory enough; four of his
+assailants went to hospital, and one is thought in danger.&nbsp;
+All Vailima rejoiced at this news.</p>
+<p>Five more chapters of David, 22 to 27, go to Baxter.&nbsp; All
+love affair; seems pretty good to me.&nbsp; Will it do for the
+young person?&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know: since the Beach, I know
+nothing, except that men are fools and hypocrites, and I know
+less of them than I was fond enough to fancy.</p>
+<h2><a name="page221"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+221</span>CHAPTER XXII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i>, 15<i>th</i>
+<i>September</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;On Tuesday,
+we had our young adventurer ready, and Fanny, Belle, he and I set
+out about three of a dark, deadly hot, and deeply unwholesome
+afternoon.&nbsp; Belle had the lad behind her; I had a pint of
+champagne in either pocket, a parcel in my hands, and as Jack had
+a girth sore and I rode without a girth, I might be said to
+occupy a very unstrategic position.&nbsp; On the way down, a
+little dreary, beastly drizzle beginning to come out of the
+darkness, Fanny put up an umbrella, her horse bounded, reared,
+cannoned into me, cannoned into Belle and the lad, and bolted for
+home.&nbsp; It really might and ought to have been an A1
+catastrophe; but nothing happened beyond Fanny&rsquo;s nerves
+being a good deal shattered; of course, she could not tell what
+had happened to us until she got her horse mastered.</p>
+<p>Next day, Haggard went off to the Commission and left us in
+charge of his house; all our people came down in wreaths of
+flowers; we had a boat for them; Haggard had a flag in the
+Commission boat for us; and when at last the steamer turned up,
+the young adventurer was carried on board in great style, with a
+new watch and chain, and about three pound ten of tips, and five
+big baskets of fruit as free-will offerings to the captain.&nbsp;
+Captain Morse had us all to lunch; champagne flowed, so did
+compliments; and I did the affable celebrity life-sized.&nbsp; It
+made a great send-off for the young adventurer.&nbsp; As the boat
+drew off, he was standing at the head of the gangway, supported
+by three handsome ladies&mdash;one of them a real full-blown
+beauty, Madame Green, the singer&mdash;and looking very engaging
+himself, between smiles and tears.&nbsp; Not that he cried in
+public.</p>
+<p>My, but we were a tired crowd!&nbsp; However, it is always a
+blessing to get home, and this time it was a sort of wonder to
+ourselves that we got back alive.&nbsp; Casualties: Fanny&rsquo;s
+back jarred, horse incident; Belle, bad headache, tears and
+champagne; self, idiocy, champagne, fatigue; Lloyd, ditto,
+ditto.&nbsp; As for the adventurer, I believe he will have a
+delightful voyage for his little start in life.&nbsp; But there
+is always something touching in a mite&rsquo;s first launch.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Date unknown</i>.</p>
+<p>I am now well on with the third part of the
+<i>D&eacute;b&acirc;cle</i>.&nbsp; The two first I liked much;
+the second completely knocking me; so far as it has gone, this
+third part appears the ramblings of a dull man who has forgotten
+what he has to say&mdash;he reminds me of an M.P.&nbsp; But Sedan
+was really great, and I will pick no holes.&nbsp; The batteries
+under fire, the red-cross folk, the county charge&mdash;perhaps,
+above all, Major Bouroche and the operations, all beyond
+discussion; and every word about the Emperor splendid.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>September</i> 30<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>David Balfour done, and its author along with it, or nearly
+so.&nbsp; Strange to think of even our doctor here repeating his
+nonsense about debilitating climate.&nbsp; Why, the work I have
+been doing the last twelve months, in one continuous spate,
+mostly with annoying interruptions and without any collapse to
+mention, would be incredible in Norway.&nbsp; But I <i>have</i>
+broken down now, and will do nothing as long as I possibly
+can.&nbsp; With David Balfour I am very well pleased; in fact
+these labours of the last year&mdash;I mean <i>Fales&aacute;</i>
+and <i>D. B.</i>, not Samoa, of course&mdash;seem to me to be
+nearer what I mean than anything I have ever done; nearer what I
+mean by fiction; the nearest thing before was
+<i>Kidnapped</i>.&nbsp; I am not forgetting the <i>Master of
+Ballantrae</i>, but that lacked all pleasurableness, and hence
+was imperfect in essence.&nbsp; So you see, if I am a little
+tired, I do not repent.</p>
+<p>The third part of the <i>D&eacute;b&acirc;cle</i> may be all
+very fine; but I cannot read it.&nbsp; It suffers from
+<i>impaired vitality</i>, and <i>uncertain aim</i>; two deadly
+sicknesses.&nbsp; Vital&mdash;that&rsquo;s what I am at, first:
+wholly vital, with a buoyancy of life.&nbsp; Then lyrical, if it
+may be, and picturesque, always with an epic value of scenes, so
+that the figures remain in the mind&rsquo;s eye for ever.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>October</i> 8<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Suppose you sent us some of the catalogues of the parties what
+vends statutes?&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t want colossal Herculeses, but
+about quarter size and less.&nbsp; If the catalogues were
+illustrated it would probably be found a help to weak
+memories.&nbsp; These may be found to alleviate spare moments,
+when we sometimes amuse ourselves by thinking how fine we shall
+make the palace if we do not go pop.&nbsp; Perhaps in the same
+way it might amuse you to send us any pattern of wall paper that
+might strike you as cheap, pretty and suitable for a room in a
+hot and extremely bright climate.&nbsp; It should be borne in
+mind that our climate can be extremely dark too.&nbsp; Our
+sitting-room is to be in varnished wood.&nbsp; The room I have
+particularly in mind is a sort of bed and sitting-room, pretty
+large, lit on three sides, and the colour in favour of its
+proprietor at present is a topazy yellow.&nbsp; But then with
+what colour to relieve it?&nbsp; For a little work-room of my own
+at the back.&nbsp; I should rather like to see some patterns of
+unglossy&mdash;well, I&rsquo;ll be hanged if I can describe this
+red&mdash;it&rsquo;s not Turkish and it&rsquo;s not Roman and
+it&rsquo;s not Indian, but it seems to partake of the two last,
+and yet it can&rsquo;t be either of them, because it ought to be
+able to go with vermilion.&nbsp; Ah, what a tangled web we
+weave&mdash;anyway, with what brains you have left choose me and
+send me some&mdash;many&mdash;patterns of this exact shade.</p>
+<p>A few days ago it was Haggard&rsquo;s birthday and we had him
+and his cousin to dinner&mdash;bless me if I ever told you of his
+cousin!&mdash;he is here anyway, and a fine, pleasing specimen,
+so that we have concluded (after our own happy experience) that
+the climate of Samoa must be favourable to cousins.&nbsp; Then we
+went out on the verandah in a lovely moonlight, drinking port,
+hearing the cousin play and sing, till presently we were informed
+that our boys had got up a siva in Lafaele&rsquo;s house to which
+we were invited.&nbsp; It was entirely their own idea.&nbsp; The
+house, you must understand, is one-half floored, and one-half
+bare earth, and the dais stands a little over knee high above the
+level of the soil.&nbsp; The dais was the stage, with three
+footlights.&nbsp; We audience sat on mats on the floor, and the
+cook and three of our work-boys, sometimes assisted by our two
+ladies, took their places behind the footlights and began a
+topical Vailima song.&nbsp; The burden was of course that of a
+Samoan popular song about a white man who objects to all that he
+sees in Samoa.&nbsp; And there was of course a special verse for
+each one of the party&mdash;Lloyd was called the dancing man
+(practically the Chief&rsquo;s handsome son) of Vailima; he was
+also, in his character I suppose of overseer, compared to a
+policeman&mdash;Belle had that day been the almoner in a
+semi-comic distribution of wedding rings and thimbles (bought
+cheap at an auction) to the whole plantation company, fitting a
+ring on every man&rsquo;s finger, and a ring and a thimble on
+both the women&rsquo;s.&nbsp; This was very much in character
+with her native name <i>Teuila</i>, the adorner of the
+ugly&mdash;so of course this was the point of her verse and at a
+given moment all the performers displayed the rings upon their
+fingers.&nbsp; Pelema (the cousin&mdash;<i>our</i> cousin) was
+described as watching from the house and whenever he saw any boy
+not doing anything, running and doing it himself.&nbsp;
+Fanny&rsquo;s verse was less intelligible, but it was accompanied
+in the dance with a pantomime of terror well-fitted to call up
+her haunting, indefatigable and diminutive presence in a blue
+gown.</p>
+<h2><a name="page227"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+227</span>CHAPTER XXIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>, <i>October</i>
+28<i>th</i>, 1892.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This is very
+late to begin the monthly budget, but I have a good excuse this
+time, for I have had a very annoying fever with symptoms of sore
+arm, and in the midst of it a very annoying piece of business
+which suffered no delay or idleness. . . . The consequence of all
+this was that my fever got very much worse and your letter has
+not been hitherto written.&nbsp; But, my dear fellow, do compare
+these little larky fevers with the fine, healthy, prostrating
+colds of the dear old dead days at home.&nbsp; Here was I, in the
+middle of a pretty bad one, and I was able to put it in my
+pocket, and go down day after day, and attend to and put my
+strength into this beastly business.&nbsp; Do you see me doing
+that with a catarrh?&nbsp; And if I had done so, what would have
+been the result?</p>
+<p>Last night, about four o&rsquo;clock, Belle and I set off to
+Apia, whither my mother had preceded us.&nbsp; She was at the
+Mission; we went to Haggard&rsquo;s.&nbsp; There we had to wait
+the most unconscionable time for dinner.&nbsp; I do not wish to
+speak lightly of the Amanuensis, who is unavoidably present, but
+I may at least say for myself that I was as cross as two
+sticks.&nbsp; Dinner came at last, we had the tinned soup which
+is usually the <i>pi&egrave;ce de r&eacute;sistance</i> in the
+halls of Haggard, and we pitched into it.&nbsp; Followed an
+excellent salad of tomatoes and cray-fish, a good Indian curry, a
+tender joint of beef, a dish of pigeons, a pudding, cheese and
+coffee.&nbsp; I was so over-eaten after this &lsquo;hunger and
+burst&rsquo; that I could scarcely move; and it was my sad fate
+that night in the character of the local author to eloquute
+before the public&mdash;&lsquo;Mr. Stevenson will read a
+selection from his own works&rsquo;&mdash;a degrading
+picture.&nbsp; I had determined to read them the account of the
+hurricane; I do not know if I told you that my book has never
+turned up here, or rather only one copy has, and that in the
+unfriendly hands of &mdash;.&nbsp; It has therefore only been
+seen by enemies; and this combination of mystery and evil report
+has been greatly envenomed by some ill-judged newspaper articles
+from the States.&nbsp; Altogether this specimen was listened to
+with a good deal of uncomfortable expectation on the part of the
+Germans, and when it was over was applauded with unmistakable
+relief.&nbsp; The public hall where these revels came off seems
+to be unlucky for me; I never go there but to some stone-breaking
+job.&nbsp; Last time it was the public meeting of which I must
+have written you; this time it was this uneasy but not on the
+whole unsuccessful experiment.&nbsp; Belle, my mother, and I rode
+home about midnight in a fine display of lightning and
+witch-fires.&nbsp; My mother is absent, so that I may dare to say
+that she struck me as voluble.&nbsp; The Amanuensis did not
+strike me the same way; she was probably thinking, but it was
+really rather a weird business, and I saw what I have never seen
+before, the witch-fires gathered into little bright blue points
+almost as bright as a night-light.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>.</p>
+<p>This is the day that should bring your letter; it is gray and
+cloudy and windless; thunder rolls in the mountain; it is a
+quarter past six, and I am alone, sir, alone in this
+workman&rsquo;s house, Belle and Lloyd having been down all
+yesterday to meet the steamer; they were scarce gone with most of
+the horses and all the saddles, than there began a perfect picnic
+of the sick and maim; Iopu with a bad foot, Faauma with a bad
+shoulder, Fanny with yellow spots.&nbsp; It was at first proposed
+to carry all these to the doctor, particularly Faauma, whose
+shoulder bore an appearance of erysipelas, that sent the amateur
+below.&nbsp; No horses, no saddle.&nbsp; Now I had my horse and I
+could borrow Lafaele&rsquo;s saddle; and if I went alone I could
+do a job that had long been waiting; and that was to interview
+the doctor on another matter.&nbsp; Off I set in a hazy moonlight
+night; windless, like to-day; the thunder rolling in the
+mountain, as to-day; in the still groves, these little mushroom
+lamps glowing blue and steady, singly or in pairs.&nbsp; Well, I
+had my interview, said everything as I had meant, and with just
+the result I hoped for.&nbsp; The doctor and I drank beer
+together and discussed German literature until nine, and we
+parted the best of friends.&nbsp; I got home to a silent house of
+sleepers, only Fanny awaiting me; we talked awhile, in whispers,
+on the interview; then, I got a lantern and went across to the
+workman&rsquo;s house, now empty and silent, myself sole
+occupant.&nbsp; So to bed, prodigious tired but mighty content
+with my night&rsquo;s work, and to-day, with a headache and a
+chill, have written you this page, while my new novel
+waits.&nbsp; Of this I will tell you nothing, except the various
+names under consideration.&nbsp; First, it ought to be
+called&mdash;but of course that is impossible&mdash;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Braxfield</i>.</p>
+<p>Then it <i>is</i> to be called either</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Weir of Hermiston</i>,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>The Lord-Justice Clerk</i>,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>The Two Kirsties of the
+Cauldstaneslap</i>,</p>
+<p>or</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Four Black Brothers</i>.</p>
+<p>Characters:</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Adam Weir, Lord-Justice Clerk, called Lord
+Hermiston.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Archie, his son.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Aunt Kirstie Elliott, his housekeeper at
+Hermiston.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Elliott of the Cauldstaneslap, her
+brother.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Kirstie Elliott, his daughter.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Jim, Gib, Hob &amp; Dandie&mdash;his
+sons.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">Patrick Innes, a young advocate.</p>
+<p class="gutindent">The Lord-Justice General.</p>
+<p>Scene, about Hermiston in the Lammermuirs and in
+Edinburgh.&nbsp; Temp. 1812. So you see you are to have another
+holiday from copra!&nbsp; The rain begins softly on the iron
+roof, and I will do the reverse and&mdash;dry up.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>Yours with the diplomatic private opinion received.&nbsp; It
+is just what I should have supposed.&nbsp; <i>&Ccedil;a
+m&rsquo;est bien &eacute;gal</i>.&mdash;The name is to be</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>The Lord-Justice Clerk</i>.</p>
+<p>None others are genuine.&nbsp; Unless it be</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Lord-Justice Clerk
+Hermiston</i>.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Nov.</i> 2<i>nd</i>.</p>
+<p>On Saturday we expected Captain Morse of the Alameda to come
+up to lunch, and on Friday with genuine South Sea hospitality had
+a pig killed.&nbsp; On the Saturday morning no pig.&nbsp; Some of
+the boys seemed to give a doubtful account of themselves; our
+next neighbour below in the wood is a bad fellow and very
+intimate with some of our boys, for whom his confounded house is
+like a fly-paper for flies.&nbsp; To add to all this, there was
+on the Saturday a great public presentation of food to the King
+and Parliament men, an occasion on which it is almost dignified
+for a Samoan to steal anything, and entirely dignified for him to
+steal a pig.</p>
+<p>(The Amanuensis went to the <i>talolo</i>, as it is called,
+and saw something so very pleasing she begs to interrupt the
+letter to tell it.&nbsp; The different villagers came in in
+bands&mdash;led by the maid of the village, followed by the young
+warriors.&nbsp; It was a very fine sight, for some three thousand
+people are said to have assembled.&nbsp; The men wore nothing but
+magnificent head-dresses and a bunch of leaves, and were oiled
+and glistening in the sunlight.&nbsp; One band had no maid but
+was led by a tiny child of about five&mdash;a serious little
+creature clad in a ribbon of grass and a fine head-dress, who
+skipped with elaborate leaps in front of the warriors, like a
+little kid leading a band of lions.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>)</p>
+<p>The <span class="GutSmall">A.M.</span> being done, I go on
+again.&nbsp; All this made it very possible that even if none of
+our boys had stolen the pig, some of them might know the
+thief.&nbsp; Besides, the theft, as it was a theft of meat
+prepared for a guest, had something of the nature of an insult,
+and &lsquo;my face,&rsquo; in native phrase, &lsquo;was
+ashamed.&rsquo;&nbsp; Accordingly, we determined to hold a bed of
+justice.&nbsp; It was done last night after dinner.&nbsp; I sat
+at the head of the table, Graham on my right hand, Henry
+Simel&eacute; at my left, Lloyd behind him.&nbsp; The house
+company sat on the floor around the walls&mdash;twelve all
+told.&nbsp; I am described as looking as like Braxfield as I
+could manage with my appearance; Graham, who is of a severe
+countenance, looked like Rhadamanthus; Lloyd was hideous to the
+view; and Simel&eacute; had all the fine solemnity of a Samoan
+chief.&nbsp; The proceedings opened by my delivering a Samoan
+prayer, which may be translated thus&mdash;&lsquo;Our God, look
+down upon us and shine into our hearts.&nbsp; Help us to be far
+from falsehood so that each one of us may stand before Thy Face
+in his integrity.&rsquo;&mdash;Then, beginning with
+Simel&eacute;, every one came up to the table, laid his hand on
+the Bible, and repeated clause by clause after me the following
+oath&mdash;I fear it may sound even comic in English, but it is a
+very pretty piece of Samoan, and struck direct at the most lively
+superstitions of the race.&nbsp; &lsquo;This is the Holy Bible
+here that I am touching.&nbsp; Behold me, O God!&nbsp; If I know
+who it was that took away the pig, or the place to which it was
+taken, or have heard anything relating to it, and shall not
+declare the same&mdash;be made an end of by God this life of
+mine!&rsquo;&nbsp; They all took it with so much seriousness and
+firmness that (as Graham said) if they were not innocent they
+would make invaluable witnesses.&nbsp; I was so far impressed by
+their bearing that I went no further, and the funny and yet
+strangely solemn scene came to an end.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, <i>No.</i> 6th.</p>
+<p>Here is a long story to go back upon, and I wonder if I have
+either time or patience for the task?</p>
+<p>Wednesday I had a great idea of match-making, and proposed to
+Henry that Faal&eacute; would make a good wife for him.&nbsp; I
+wish I had put this down when it was fresher in my mind, it was
+so interesting an interview.&nbsp; My gentleman would not tell if
+I were on or not.&nbsp; &lsquo;I do not know yet; I will tell you
+next week.&nbsp; May I tell the sister of my father?&nbsp; No,
+better not, tell her when it is done.&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;But
+will not your family be angry if you marry without asking
+them?&rsquo;&mdash;&lsquo;My village?&nbsp; What does my village
+want?&nbsp; Mats!&rsquo;&nbsp; I said I thought the girl would
+grow up to have a great deal of sense, and my gentleman flew out
+upon me; she had sense now, he said.</p>
+<p>Thursday, we were startled by the note of guns, and presently
+after heard it was an English war ship.&nbsp; Graham and I set
+off at once, and as soon as we met any townsfolk they began
+crying to me that I was to be arrested.&nbsp; It was the
+<i>Vossische Zeitung</i> article which had been quoted in a
+paper.&nbsp; Went on board and saw Captain Bourke; he did not
+even know&mdash;not even guess&mdash;why he was here; having been
+sent off by cablegram from Auckland.&nbsp; It is hoped the same
+ship that takes this off Europewards may bring his orders and our
+news.&nbsp; But which is it to be?&nbsp; Heads or tails?&nbsp; If
+it is to be German, I hope they will deport me; I should prefer
+it so; I do not think that I could bear a German officialdom, and
+should probably have to leave <i>sponte mea</i>, which is only
+less picturesque and more expensive.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">8<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Mail day.&nbsp; All well, not yet put in prison, whatever may
+be in store for me.&nbsp; No time even to sign this lame
+letter.</p>
+<h2><a name="page236"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+236</span>CHAPTER XXIV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 1<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Another grimy
+little odd and end of paper, for which you shall be this month
+repaid in kind, and serve you jolly well right. . . .&nbsp; The
+new house is roofed; it will be a braw house, and what is better,
+I have my yearly bill in, and I find I can pay for it.&nbsp; For
+all which mercies, etc.&nbsp; I must have made close on
+&pound;4,000 this year all told; but, what is not so pleasant, I
+seem to have come near to spending them.&nbsp; I have been in
+great alarm, with this new house on the cards, all summer, and
+came very near to taking in sail, but I live here so entirely on
+credit, that I determined to hang on.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 1<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>I was saying yesterday that my life was strange and did not
+think how well I spoke.&nbsp; Yesterday evening I was briefed to
+defend a political prisoner before the Deputy Commissioner.&nbsp;
+What do you think of that for a vicissitude?</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 3<i>rd</i>.</p>
+<p>Now for a confession.&nbsp; When I heard you and Cassells had
+decided to print <i>The Bottle Imp</i> along with
+<i>Fales&aacute;</i>, I was too much disappointed to
+answer.&nbsp; <i>The Bottle Imp</i> was the <i>pi&egrave;ce de
+r&eacute;sistance</i> for my volume, <i>Island Nights&rsquo;
+Entertainments</i>.&nbsp; However, that volume might have never
+got done; and I send you two others in case they should be in
+time.</p>
+<p>First have the <i>Beach of Fales&aacute;</i>.</p>
+<p>Then a fresh false title: <span class="smcap">Island
+Nights&rsquo; Entertainments</span>; and then</p>
+<p><i>The Bottle Imp</i>: a cue from an old melodrama.</p>
+<p><i>The Isle of Voices</i>.</p>
+<p><i>The Waif Woman</i>; a cue from a <i>saga</i>.</p>
+<p>Of course these two others are not up to the mark of <i>The
+Bottle Imp</i>; but they each have a certain merit, and they fit
+in style.&nbsp; By saying &lsquo;a cue from an old
+melodrama&rsquo; after the B. I., you can get rid of my
+note.&nbsp; If this is in time, it will be splendid, and will
+make quite a volume.</p>
+<p>Should you and Cassells prefer, you can call the whole volume
+<i>I. N. E.</i>&mdash;though the <i>Beach of Fales&aacute;</i> is
+the child of a quite different inspiration.&nbsp; They all have a
+queer realism, even the most extravagant, even the <i>Isle of
+Voices</i>; the manners are exact.</p>
+<p>Should they come too late, have them type-written, and return
+to me here the type-written copies.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, <i>Dec.</i>
+4<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>3rd start,&mdash;But now more humbly and with the aid of an
+Amanuensis.&nbsp; First one word about page 2.&nbsp; My wife
+protests against the Waif-woman and I am instructed to report the
+same to you. . . .</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 5<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>A horrid alarm rises that our October mail was burned crossing
+the Plains.&nbsp; If so, you lost a beautiful long letter&mdash;I
+am sure it was beautiful though I remember nothing about
+it&mdash;and I must say I think it serves you properly
+well.&nbsp; That I should continue writing to you at such length
+is simply a vicious habit for which I blush.&nbsp; At the same
+time, please communicate at once with Charles Baxter whether you
+have or have not received a letter posted here Oct. 12th, as he
+is going to cable me the fate of my mail.</p>
+<p>Now to conclude my news.&nbsp; The German Firm have taken my
+book like angels, and the result is that Lloyd and I were down
+there at dinner on Saturday, where we partook of fifteen several
+dishes and eight distinct forms of intoxicating drink.&nbsp; To
+the credit of Germany, I must say there was not a shadow of a
+headache the next morning.&nbsp; I seem to have done as well as
+my neighbours, for I hear one of the clerks expressed the next
+morning a gratified surprise that Mr. Stevenson stood his drink
+so well.&nbsp; It is a strange thing that any race can still find
+joy in such athletic exercises.&nbsp; I may remark in passing
+that the mail is due and you have had far more than you
+deserve.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page239"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+239</span>CHAPTER XXV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>January</i> 1893.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;You are
+properly paid at last, and it is like you will have but a shadow
+of a letter.&nbsp; I have been pretty thoroughly out of kilter;
+first a fever that would neither come on nor go off, then acute
+dyspepsia, in the weakening grasp of which I get wandering
+between the waking state and one of nightmare.&nbsp; Why the
+devil does no one send me <i>Atalanta</i>?&nbsp; And why are
+there no proofs of D. Balfour?&nbsp; Sure I should have had the
+whole, at least the half, of them by now; and it would be all for
+the advantage of the Atalantans.&nbsp; I have written to Cassell
+&amp; Co. (matter of <i>Fales&aacute;</i>) &lsquo;you will please
+arrange with him&rsquo; (meaning you).&nbsp; &lsquo;What he may
+decide I shall abide.&rsquo;&nbsp; So consider your hand free,
+and act for me without fear or favour.&nbsp; I am greatly pleased
+with the illustrations.&nbsp; It is very strange to a
+South-Seayer to see Hawaiian women dressed like Samoans, but I
+guess that&rsquo;s all one to you in Middlesex.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s
+about the same as if London city men were shown going to the
+Stock Exchange as <i>pifferari</i>; but no matter, none will
+sleep worse for it.&nbsp; I have accepted Cassell&rsquo;s
+proposal as an amendment to one of mine; that <i>D. B.</i> is to
+be brought out first under the title <i>Catriona</i> without
+pictures; and, when the hour strikes, <i>Kidnapped</i> and
+<i>Catriona</i> are to form vols. I. and II. of the heavily
+illustrated &lsquo;Adventures of David Balfour&rsquo; at 7s. 6d.
+each, sold separately.</p>
+<p>&mdash;&rsquo;s letter was vastly sly and dry and shy.&nbsp; I
+am not afraid now.&nbsp; Two attempts have been made, both have
+failed, and I imagine these failures strengthen me.&nbsp; Above
+all this is true of the last, where my weak point was
+attempted.&nbsp; On every other, I am strong.&nbsp; Only force
+can dislodge me, for public opinion is wholly on my side.&nbsp;
+All races and degrees are united in heartfelt opposition to the
+Men of Mulinuu.&nbsp; The news of the fighting was of no concern
+to mortal man; it was made much of because men love talk of
+battles, and because the Government pray God daily for some
+scandal not their own; but it was only a brisk episode in a clan
+fight which has grown apparently endemic in the west of
+Tutuila.&nbsp; At the best it was a twopenny affair, and never
+occupied my mind five minutes.</p>
+<p>I am so weary of reports that are without foundation and
+threats that go without fulfilment, and so much occupied besides
+by the raging troubles of my own wame, that I have been very
+slack on politics, as I have been in literature.&nbsp; With
+incredible labour, I have rewritten the First Chapter of the
+Justice Clerk; it took me about ten days, and requires another
+athletic dressing after all.&nbsp; And that is my story for the
+month.&nbsp; The rest is grunting and grutching.</p>
+<p>Consideranda for <i>The Beach</i>:&mdash;</p>
+<p>I.&nbsp; Whether to add one or both the tales I sent you?</p>
+<p>II.&nbsp; Whether to call the whole volume &lsquo;Island
+Nights Entertainments&rsquo;?</p>
+<p>III.&nbsp; Whether, having waited so long, it would not be
+better to give me another mail, in case I could add another
+member to the volume and a little better justify the name?</p>
+<p>If I possibly can draw up another story, I will.&nbsp; What
+annoyed me about the use of <i>The Bottle Imp</i> was that I had
+always meant it for the centre-piece of a volume of
+<i>M&auml;rchen</i> which I was slowly to elaborate.&nbsp; You
+always had an idea that I depreciated the B. I; I can&rsquo;t
+think wherefore; I always particularly liked it&mdash;one of my
+best works, and ill to equal; and that was why I loved to keep it
+in portfolio till I had time to grow up to some other fruit of
+the same <i>venue</i>.&nbsp; However, that is disposed of now,
+and we must just do the best we can.</p>
+<p>I am not aware that there is anything to add; the weather is
+hellish, waterspouts, mists, chills, the foul fiend&rsquo;s own
+weather, following on a week of expurgated heaven; so it goes at
+this bewildering season.&nbsp; I write in the upper floor of my
+new house, of which I will send you some day a plan to
+measure.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis an elegant structure, surely, and the
+proid of me oi.&nbsp; Was asked to pay for it just now, and
+genteelly refused, and then agreed, in view of general good-will,
+to pay a half of what is still due.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">24<i>th</i> <i>January</i> 1893.</p>
+<p>This ought to have gone last mail and was forgotten.&nbsp; My
+best excuse is that I was engaged in starting an influenza, to
+which class of exploit our household has been since then entirely
+dedicated.&nbsp; We had eight cases, one of them very bad, and
+one&mdash;mine&mdash;complicated with my old friend Bluidy
+Jack.&nbsp; Luckily neither Fanny, Lloyd or Belle took the
+confounded thing, and they were able to run the household and
+nurse the sick to admiration.</p>
+<p>Some of our boys behaved like real trumps.&nbsp; Perhaps the
+prettiest performance was that of our excellent Henry
+Simel&eacute;, or, as we sometimes call him, Davy Balfour.&nbsp;
+Henry, I maun premeese, is a chief; the humblest Samoan recoils
+from emptying slops as you would from cheating at cards; now the
+last nights of our bad time when we had seven down together, it
+was enough to have made anybody laugh or cry to see Henry going
+the rounds with a slop-bucket and going inside the mosquito net
+of each of the sick, Protestant and Catholic alike, to pray with
+them.</p>
+<p>I must tell you that in my sickness I had a huge alleviation
+and began a new story.&nbsp; This I am writing by dictation, and
+really think it is an art I can manage to acquire.&nbsp; The
+relief is beyond description; it is just like a school-treat to
+me and the amanuensis bears up extraordinar&rsquo;.&nbsp; The
+story is to be called <i>St. Ives</i>; I give you your choice
+whether or not it should bear the subtitle, &lsquo;Experiences of
+a French prisoner in England.&rsquo;&nbsp; We were just getting
+on splendidly with it, when this cursed mail arrived and requires
+to be attended to.&nbsp; It looks to me very like as if St. Ives
+would be ready before any of the others, but you know me and how
+impossible it is I should predict.&nbsp; The Amanuensis has her
+head quite turned and believes herself to be the author of this
+novel (<span class="GutSmall">and is to some
+extent</span>)&mdash;and as the creature (!) has not been wholly
+useless in the matter (<span class="GutSmall">I told you
+so!&nbsp; A.M.</span>) I propose to foster her vanity by a little
+commemoration gift!&nbsp; The name of the hero is Anne de St.
+Yves&mdash;he Englishes his name to St. Ives during his
+escape.&nbsp; It is my idea to get a ring made which shall either
+represent <i>Anne</i> or A. S. Y. A., of course, would be
+Amethyst and S. Sapphire, which is my favourite stone anyway and
+was my father&rsquo;s before me.&nbsp; But what would the
+ex-Slade professor do about the letter Y?&nbsp; Or suppose he
+took the other version, how would he meet the case, the two
+N.&rsquo;s?&nbsp; These things are beyond my knowledge, which it
+would perhaps be more descriptive to call ignorance.&nbsp; But I
+place the matter in the meanwhile under your consideration and
+beg to hear your views.&nbsp; I shall tell you on some other
+occasion and when the <span class="GutSmall">A.M.</span> is out
+of hearing how <i>very</i> much I propose to invest in this
+testimonial; but I may as well inform you at once that I intend
+it to be cheap, sir, damned cheap!&nbsp; My idea of running
+amanuenses is by praise, not pudding, flattery and not
+coins!&nbsp; I shall send you when the time is ripe a ring to
+measure by.</p>
+<p>To resume our sad tale.&nbsp; After the other seven were
+almost wholly recovered Henry lay down to influenza on his own
+account.&nbsp; He is but just better and it looks as though Fanny
+were about to bring up the rear.&nbsp; As for me, I am all right,
+though I <i>was</i> reduced to dictating <i>Anne</i> in the deaf
+and dumb alphabet, which I think you will admit is a
+<i>comble</i>.</p>
+<p>Politics leave me extraordinary cold.&nbsp; It seems that so
+much of my purpose has come off, and Cedarcrantz and Pilsach are
+sacked.&nbsp; The rest of it has all gone to water.&nbsp; The
+triple-headed ass at home, in his plenitude of ignorance, prefers
+to collect the taxes and scatter the Mataafas by force or the
+threat of force.&nbsp; It may succeed, and I suppose it
+will.&nbsp; It is none the less for that expensive, harsh,
+unpopular and unsettling.&nbsp; I am young enough to have been
+annoyed, and altogether eject and renegate the whole idea of
+political affairs.&nbsp; Success in that field appears to be the
+organisation of failure enlivened with defamation of character;
+and, much as I love pickles and hot water (in your true phrase) I
+shall take my pickles in future from Crosse and Blackwell and my
+hot water with a dose of good Glenlivat.</p>
+<p>Do not bother at all about the wall-papers.&nbsp; We have had
+the whole of our new house varnished, and it looks
+beautiful.&nbsp; I wish you could see the hall; poor room, it had
+to begin life as an infirmary during our recent visitation; but
+it is really a handsome comely place, and when we get the
+furniture, and the pictures, and what is so very much more
+decorative, the picture frames, will look sublime.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Jan.</i> 30<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I have written to Charles asking for Rowlandson&rsquo;s Syntax
+and Dance of Death out of our house, and begging for anything
+about fashions and manners (fashions particularly) for
+1814.&nbsp; Can you help?&nbsp; Both the Justice Clerk and St.
+Ives fall in that fated year.&nbsp; Indeed I got into St. Ives
+while going over the Annual Register for the other.&nbsp; There
+is a kind of fancy list of Chaps. of St. Ives.&nbsp; (It begins
+in Edinburgh Castle.) <span class="GutSmall">I.</span> Story of a
+lion rampant (that was a toy he had made, and given to a girl
+visitor).&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">II.</span>&nbsp; Story of
+a pair of scissors.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">III.</span> St.
+Ives receives a bundle of money.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span> St. Ives is shown a house.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">V.</span> The Escape.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">VI.</span> The Cottage (Swanston College).&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">VII.</span> The Hen-house.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">VIII.</span> Three is company and four
+none.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">IX.</span> The Drovers.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">X.</span> The Great North Road.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">XI.</span> Burchell Fenn.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span> The covered cart.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XIII.</span> The doctor.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XIV.</span> The Luddites.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span> Set a thief to catch a thief.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">XXVI.</span> M. le Comte de
+K&eacute;roualle (his uncle, the rich
+<i>&eacute;migr&eacute;</i>, whom he finds murdered).&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XVII.</span> The cousins.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XVIII.</span> Mr. Sergeant Garrow.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XIX.</span> A meeting at the Ship, Dover.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">XX.</span> Diane.&nbsp; <span
+class="GutSmall">XXI.</span> The Duke&rsquo;s Prejudices.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">XXII.</span> The False Messenger.&nbsp;
+<span class="GutSmall">XXIII.</span> The gardener&rsquo;s
+ladder.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XXIV.</span> The
+officers.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XXV.</span> Trouble with
+the Duke.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XXVI.</span> Fouquet
+again.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XXVII.</span> The
+Aeronaut.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XXVIII.</span> The
+True-Blooded Yankee.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">XXIX.</span> In
+France.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know where to stop.&nbsp; Apropos, I
+want a book about Paris, and the <i>first return</i> of the
+<i>&eacute;migr&eacute;s</i> and all up to the <i>Cent Jours</i>:
+d&rsquo;ye ken anything in my way?&nbsp; I want in particular to
+know about them and the Napoleonic functionaries and officers,
+and to get the colour and some vital details of the business of
+exchange of departments from one side to the other.&nbsp; Ten
+chapters are drafted, and <span class="GutSmall">VIII.</span>
+re-copied by me, but will want another dressing for luck.&nbsp;
+It is merely a story of adventure, rambling along; but that is
+perhaps the guard that &lsquo;sets my genius best,&rsquo; as Alan
+might have said.&nbsp; I wish I could feel as easy about the
+other!&nbsp; But there, all novels are a heavy burthen while they
+are doing, and a sensible disappointment when they are done.</p>
+<p>For God&rsquo;s sake, let me have a copy of the new German
+Samoa White book.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page247"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+247</span>CHAPTER XXVI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>At Sea</i>, <i>S.S. &amp;
+Mariposa</i>,<br />
+<i>Feb.</i> 19th, &rsquo;93.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;You will see
+from this heading that I am not dead yet nor likely to be.&nbsp;
+I was pretty considerably out of sorts, and that is indeed one
+reason why Fanny, Belle, and I have started out for a
+month&rsquo;s lark.&nbsp; To be quite exact, I think it will be
+about five weeks before we get home.&nbsp; We shall stay between
+two and three in Sydney.&nbsp; Already, though we only sailed
+yesterday, I am feeling as fit as a fiddle.&nbsp; Fanny ate a
+whole fowl for breakfast, to say nothing of a tower of hot
+cakes.&nbsp; Belle and I floored another hen betwixt the pair of
+us, and I shall be no sooner done with the present amanuensing
+racket than I shall put myself outside a pint of Guinness.&nbsp;
+If you think this looks like dying of consumption in Apia I can
+only say I differ from you.&nbsp; In the matter of David, I have
+never yet received my proofs at all, but shall certainly wait for
+your suggestions.&nbsp; Certainly, Chaps. 17 to 20 are the hitch,
+and I confess I hurried over them with both wings spread.&nbsp;
+This is doubtless what you complain of.&nbsp; Indeed, I placed my
+single reliance on Miss Grant.&nbsp; If she couldn&rsquo;t ferry
+me over, I felt I had to stay there.</p>
+<p>About <i>Island Nights&rsquo; Entertainments</i> all you say
+is highly satisfactory.&nbsp; Go in and win.</p>
+<p>The extracts from the <i>Times</i> I really cannot trust
+myself to comment upon.&nbsp; They were infernally satisfactory;
+so, and perhaps still more so, was a letter I had at the same
+time from Lord Pembroke.&nbsp; If I have time as I go through
+Auckland, I am going to see Sir George Grey.</p>
+<p>Now I really think that&rsquo;s all the business.&nbsp; I have
+been rather sick and have had two small hemorrhages, but the
+second I believe to have been accidental.&nbsp; No good denying
+that this annoys, because it do.&nbsp; However, you must expect
+influenza to leave some harm, and my spirits, appetite, peace on
+earth and goodwill to men are all on a rising market.&nbsp;
+During the last week the amanuensis was otherwise engaged,
+whereupon I took up, pitched into, and about one half demolished
+another tale, once intended to be called <i>The Pearl Fisher</i>,
+but now razeed and called <i>The Schooner Farralone</i>.&nbsp; We
+had a capital start, the steamer coming in at sunrise, and just
+giving us time to get our letters ere she sailed again.&nbsp; The
+manager of the German firm (O strange, changed days!) danced
+attendance upon us all morning; his boat conveyed us to and from
+the steamer.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Feb.</i> 21<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>All continues well.&nbsp; Amanuensis bowled over for a day,
+but afoot again and jolly; Fanny enormously bettered by the
+voyage; I have been as jolly as a sand-boy as usual at sea.&nbsp;
+The Amanuensis sits opposite to me writing to her
+offspring.&nbsp; Fanny is on deck.&nbsp; I have just supplied her
+with the Canadian Pacific Agent, and so left her in good
+hands.&nbsp; You should hear me at table with the Ulster purser
+and a little punning microscopist called Davis.&nbsp; Belle does
+some kind of abstruse Boswellising; after the first meal, having
+gauged the kind of jests that would pay here, I observed,
+&lsquo;Boswell is Barred during this cruise.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">23<i>rd</i>.</p>
+<p>We approach Auckland and I must close my mail.&nbsp; All goes
+well with the trio.&nbsp; Both the ladies are hanging round a
+beau&mdash;the same&mdash;that I unearthed for them: I am general
+provider, and especially great in the beaux business.&nbsp; I
+corrected some proofs for Fanny yesterday afternoon, fell asleep
+over them in the saloon&mdash;and the whole ship seems to have
+been down beholding me.&nbsp; After I woke up, had a hot bath, a
+whiskey punch and a cigarette, and went to bed, and to sleep too,
+at 8.30; a recrudescence of Vailima hours.&nbsp; Awoke to-day,
+and had to go to the saloon clock for the hour&mdash;no sign of
+dawn&mdash;all heaven grey rainy fog.&nbsp; Have just had
+breakfast, written up one letter, register and close this.</p>
+<h2><a name="page250"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+250</span>CHAPTER XXVII</h2>
+<p>Bad pen, bad ink,<br />
+bad light, bad<br />
+blotting-paper.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>S. S. Mariposa</i>, <i>at
+Sea</i>.<br />
+<i>Apia due by daybreak to-morrow</i> 9 <i>p.m.</i></p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Have had an
+amusing but tragic holiday, from which we return in
+disarray.&nbsp; Fanny quite sick, but I think slowly and steadily
+mending; Belle in a terrific state of dentistry troubles which
+now seem calmed; and myself with a succession of gentle colds out
+of which I at last succeeded in cooking up a fine pleurisy.&nbsp;
+By stopping and stewing in a perfectly airless state-room I seem
+to have got rid of the pleurisy.&nbsp; Poor Fanny had very little
+fun of her visit, having been most of the time on a diet of
+maltine and slops&mdash;and this while the rest of us were
+rioting on oysters and mushrooms.&nbsp; Belle&rsquo;s only devil
+in the hedge was the dentist.&nbsp; As for me, I was entertained
+at the General Assembly of the Presbyterian Church, likewise at a
+sort of artistic club; made speeches at both, and may therefore
+be said to have been, like Saint Paul, all things to all
+men.&nbsp; I have an account of the latter racket which I meant
+to have enclosed in this. . . . Had some splendid photos taken,
+likewise a medallion by a French sculptor; met Graham, who
+returned with us as far as Auckland.&nbsp; Have seen a good deal
+too of Sir George Grey; what a wonderful old historic figure to
+be walking on your arm and recalling ancient events and
+instances!&nbsp; It makes a man small, and yet the extent to
+which he approved what I had done&mdash;or rather have tried to
+do&mdash;encouraged me.&nbsp; Sir George is an expert at least,
+he knows these races: he is not a small employ&eacute; with an
+ink-pot and a Whittaker.</p>
+<p>Take it for all in all, it was huge fun: even Fanny had some
+lively sport at the beginning; Belle and I all through.&nbsp; We
+got Fanny a dress on the sly, gaudy black velvet and Duchesse
+lace.&nbsp; And alas! she was only able to wear it once.&nbsp;
+But we&rsquo;ll hope to see more of it at Samoa; it really is
+lovely.&nbsp; Both dames are royally outfitted in silk stockings,
+etc.&nbsp; We return, as from a raid, with our spoils and our
+wounded.&nbsp; I am now very dandy: I announced two years ago
+that I should change.&nbsp; Slovenly youth, all right&mdash;not
+slovenly age.&nbsp; So really now I am pretty spruce; always a
+white shirt, white necktie, fresh shave, silk, socks, O a great
+sight!&mdash;No more possible,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page252"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+252</span>CHAPTER XXVIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>April</i>, 1893.</p>
+<p>1.&nbsp; <i>Slip</i> 3.&nbsp; Davie would be <i>attracted</i>
+into a similar dialect, as he is later&mdash;e.g., with Doig,
+chapter <span class="GutSmall">XIX.</span>&nbsp; This is truly
+Scottish.</p>
+<p>4, <i>to lightly</i>; correct; &lsquo;to lightly&rsquo; is a
+good regular Scots verb.</p>
+<p>15.&nbsp; See Allan Ramsay&rsquo;s works.</p>
+<p>15, 16.&nbsp; Ay, and that is one of the pigments with which I
+am trying to draw the character of Prestongrange.&nbsp;
+&rsquo;Tis a most curious thing to render that kind,
+insignificant mask.&nbsp; To make anything precise is to risk my
+effect.&nbsp; And till the day he died, <i>Davie</i> was never
+sure of what P. was after.&nbsp; Not only so; very often P.
+didn&rsquo;t know himself.&nbsp; There was an element of mere
+liking for Davie; there was an element of being determined, in
+case of accidents, to keep well with him.&nbsp; He hoped his
+Barbara would bring him to her feet, besides, and make him
+manageable.&nbsp; That was why he sent him to Hope Park with
+them.&nbsp; But Davie cannot <i>know</i>; I give you the inside
+of Davie, and my method condemns me to give only the outside both
+of Prestongrange and his policy.</p>
+<p>&mdash;I&rsquo;ll give my mind to the technicalities.&nbsp;
+Yet to me they seem a part of the story, which is historical,
+after all.</p>
+<p>&mdash;I think they wanted Alan to escape.&nbsp; But when or
+where to say so?&nbsp; I will try.</p>
+<p>&mdash;20, <i>Dean</i>.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll try and make that
+plainer.</p>
+<p><i>Chap.</i> <span class="GutSmall">XIII.</span>, I fear it
+has to go without blows.&nbsp; If I could get the pair&mdash;No,
+can&rsquo;t be.</p>
+<p>&mdash;<span class="GutSmall">XIV.</span>&nbsp; All right,
+will abridge.</p>
+<p>&mdash;<span class="GutSmall">XV.</span>&nbsp; I&rsquo;d have
+to put a note to every word; and he who can&rsquo;t read Scots
+can <i>never</i> enjoy Tod Lapraik.</p>
+<p>&mdash;<span class="GutSmall">XVII.</span>&nbsp; Quite
+right.&nbsp; I <i>can</i> make this plainer, and will.</p>
+<p>&mdash;<span class="GutSmall">XVIII.</span>&nbsp; I know, but
+I have to hurry here; this is the broken back of my story; some
+business briefly transacted, I am leaping for Barbara&rsquo;s
+apron-strings.</p>
+<p><i>Slip</i> 57.&nbsp; Quite right again; I shall make it
+plain.</p>
+<p><i>Chap.</i> <span class="GutSmall">XX.</span>&nbsp; I shall
+make all these points clear.&nbsp; About Lady Prestongrange (not
+<i>Lady</i> Grant, only <i>Miss</i> Grant, my dear, though
+<i>Lady</i> Prestongrange, quoth the dominie) I am taken with
+your idea of her death, and have a good mind to substitute a
+featureless aunt.</p>
+<p><i>Slip</i> 78.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t see how to lessen this
+effect.&nbsp; There is really not much said of it; and I know
+Catriona did it.&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ll try.</p>
+<p>&mdash;89.&nbsp; I know.&nbsp; This is an old puzzle of
+mine.&nbsp; You see C.&rsquo;s dialect is not wholly a bed of
+roses.&nbsp; If only I knew the Gaelic.&nbsp; Well, I&rsquo;ll
+try for another expression.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><i>The end</i>.&nbsp; I shall try to work it over.&nbsp; James
+was at Dunkirk ordering post-horses for his own retreat.&nbsp;
+Catriona did have her suspicions aroused by the letter, and,
+careless gentleman, I told you so&mdash;or she did at
+least.&mdash;Yes, the blood money, I am bothered about the
+portmanteau; it is the presence of Catriona that bothers me; the
+rape of the pockmantie is historic. . . .</p>
+<p>To me, I own, it seems in the proof a very pretty piece of
+workmanship.&nbsp; David himself I refuse to discuss; he
+<i>is</i>.&nbsp; The Lord Advocate I think a strong sketch of a
+very difficult character, James More, sufficient; and the two
+girls very pleasing creatures.&nbsp; But O dear me, I came near
+losing my heart to Barbara!&nbsp; I am not quite so constant as
+David, and even he&mdash;well, he didn&rsquo;t know it,
+anyway!&nbsp; <i>Tod Lapraik</i> is a piece of living Scots: if I
+had never writ anything but that and <i>Thrawn Janet</i>, still
+I&rsquo;d have been a writer.&nbsp; The defects of <i>D.B.</i>
+are inherent, I fear.&nbsp; But on the whole, I am far indeed
+from being displeased with the tailie.&nbsp; They want more
+Alan?&nbsp; Well, they can&rsquo;t get it.</p>
+<p>I found my fame much grown on this return to
+civilisation.&nbsp; <i>Digito monstrari</i> is a new experience;
+people all looked at me in the streets in Sydney; and it was very
+queer.&nbsp; Here, of course, I am only the white chief in the
+Great House to the natives; and to the whites, either an ally or
+a foe.&nbsp; It is a much healthier state of matters.&nbsp; If I
+lived in an atmosphere of adulation, I should end by kicking
+against the pricks.&nbsp; O my beautiful forest, O my beautiful
+shining, windy house, what a joy it was to behold them
+again!&nbsp; No chance to take myself too seriously here.</p>
+<p>The difficulty of the end is the mass of matter to be attended
+to, and the small time left to transact it in.&nbsp; I mean from
+Alan&rsquo;s danger of arrest.&nbsp; But I have just seen my way
+out, I do believe.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Easter Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>I have now got as far as slip 28, and finished the chapter of
+the law technicalities.&nbsp; Well, these seemed to me always of
+the essence of the story, which is the story of a <i>cause
+c&eacute;l&eacute;bre</i>; moreover, they are the justification
+of my inventions; if these men went so far (granting Davie sprung
+on them) would they not have gone so much further?&nbsp; But of
+course I knew they were a difficulty; determined to carry them
+through in a conversation; approached this (it seems) with
+cowardly anxiety; and filled it with gabble, sir, gabble.&nbsp; I
+have left all my facts, but have removed 42 lines.&nbsp; I should
+not wonder but what I&rsquo;ll end by re-writing it.&nbsp; It is
+not the technicalities that shocked you, it was my bad art.&nbsp;
+It is very strange that <span class="GutSmall">X.</span> should
+be so good a chapter and <span class="GutSmall">IX.</span> and
+<span class="GutSmall">XI.</span> so uncompromisingly bad.&nbsp;
+It looks as if <span class="GutSmall">XI.</span> also would have
+to be re-formed.&nbsp; If <span class="GutSmall">X.</span> had
+not cheered me up, I should be in doleful dumps, but <span
+class="GutSmall">X.</span> is alive anyway, and life is all in
+all.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i>, <i>April</i>
+5<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, there&rsquo;s no disguise possible; Fanny is not well,
+and we are miserably anxious. . . .</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>, 7<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I am thankful to say the new medicine relieved her at
+once.&nbsp; A crape has been removed from the day for all of
+us.&nbsp; To make things better, the morning is ah! such a
+morning as you have never seen; heaven upon earth for sweetness,
+freshness, depth upon depth of unimaginable colour, and a huge
+silence broken at this moment only by the far-away murmur of the
+Pacific and the rich piping of a single bird.&nbsp; You
+can&rsquo;t conceive what a relief this is; it seems a new
+world.&nbsp; She has such extraordinary recuperative power that I
+do hope for the best.&nbsp; I am as tired as man can be.&nbsp;
+This is a great trial to a family, and I thank God it seems as if
+ours was going to bear it well.&nbsp; And O! if it only lets up,
+it will be but a pleasant memory.&nbsp; We are all seedy, bar
+Lloyd: Fanny, as per above; self nearly extinct; Belle, utterly
+overworked and bad toothache; Cook, down with a bad foot; Butler,
+prostrate with a bad leg.&nbsp; Eh, what a faim&rsquo;ly!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>Grey heaven, raining torrents of rain; occasional thunder and
+lightning.&nbsp; Everything to dispirit; but my invalids are
+really on the mend.&nbsp; The rain roars like the sea; in the
+sound of it there is a strange and ominous suggestion of an
+approaching tramp; something nameless and measureless seems to
+draw near, and strikes me cold, and yet is welcome.&nbsp; I lie
+quiet in bed to-day, and think of the universe with a good deal
+of equanimity.&nbsp; I have, at this moment, but the one
+objection to it; the <i>fracas</i> with which it proceeds.&nbsp;
+I do not love noise; I am like my grandfather in that; and so
+many years in these still islands has ingrained the sentiment
+perhaps.&nbsp; Here are no trains, only men pacing
+barefoot.&nbsp; No carts or carriages; at worst the rattle of a
+horse&rsquo;s shoes among the rocks.&nbsp; Beautiful silence; and
+so soon as this robustious rain takes off, I am to drink of it
+again by oceanfuls.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>April</i> 16<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Several pages of this letter destroyed as beneath scorn; the
+wailings of a crushed worm; matter in which neither you nor I can
+take stock.&nbsp; Fanny is distinctly better, I believe all right
+now; I too am mending, though I have suffered from crushed
+wormery, which is not good for the body, and damnation to the
+soul.&nbsp; I feel to-night a baseless anxiety to write a lovely
+poem <i>&agrave; propos des bottes de ma
+grandm&egrave;re</i>.&nbsp; I see I am idiotic.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll
+try the poem.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">17<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>The poem did not get beyond plovers and lovers.&nbsp; I am
+still, however, harassed by the unauthentic Muse; if I cared to
+encourage her&mdash;but I have not the time, and anyway we are at
+the vernal equinox.&nbsp; It is funny enough, but my pottering
+verses are usually made (like the God-gifted organ voice&rsquo;s)
+at the autumnal; and this seems to hold at the Antipodes.&nbsp;
+There is here some odd secret of Nature.&nbsp; I cannot speak of
+politics; we wait and wonder.&nbsp; It seems (this is partly a
+guess) Ide won&rsquo;t take the C. J. ship, unless the islands
+are disarmed; and that England hesitates and holds off.&nbsp; By
+my own idea, strongly corroborated by Sir George, I am writing no
+more letters.&nbsp; But I have put as many irons in against this
+folly of the disarming as I could manage.&nbsp; It did not reach
+my ears till nearly too late.&nbsp; What a risk to take!&nbsp;
+What an expense to incur!&nbsp; And for how poor a gain!&nbsp;
+Apart from the treachery of it.&nbsp; My dear fellow, politics is
+a vile and a bungling business.&nbsp; I used to think meanly of
+the plumber; but how he shines beside the politician!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i>.</p>
+<p>A general, steady advance; Fanny really quite chipper and
+jolly&mdash;self on the rapid mend, and with my eye on
+<i>forests</i> that are to fall&mdash;and my finger on the axe,
+which wants stoning.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>, 22.</p>
+<p>Still all for the best; but I am having a heart-breaking time
+over <i>David</i>.&nbsp; I have nearly all corrected.&nbsp; But
+have to consider <i>The Heather on Fire</i>, <i>The Wood by
+Silvermills</i>, and the last chapter.&nbsp; They all seem to me
+off colour; and I am not fit to better them yet.&nbsp; No proof
+has been sent of the title, contents, or dedication.</p>
+<h2><a name="page260"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+260</span>CHAPTER XXIX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right">25<i>th</i> <i>April</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;To-day early
+I sent down to Maben (Secretary of State) an offer to bring up
+people from Malie, keep them in my house, and bring them down day
+by day for so long as the negotiation should last.&nbsp; I have a
+favourable answer so far.&nbsp; This I would not have tried, had
+not old Sir George Grey put me on my mettle; &lsquo;Never
+despair,&rsquo; was his word; and &lsquo;I am one of the few
+people who have lived long enough to see how true that
+is.&rsquo;&nbsp; Well, thereupon I plunged in; and the thing may
+do me great harm, but yet I do not think so&mdash;for I think
+jealousy will prevent the trial being made.&nbsp; And at any rate
+it is another chance for this distracted archipelago of children,
+sat upon by a clique of fools.&nbsp; If, by the gift of God, I
+can do&mdash;I am allowed to try to do&mdash;and succeed: but no,
+the prospect is too bright to be entertained.</p>
+<p>To-day we had a ride down to Tanugamanono, and then by the new
+wood paths.&nbsp; One led us to a beautiful clearing, with four
+native houses; taro, yams, and the like, excellently planted, and
+old Folau&mdash;&lsquo;the Samoan Jew&rsquo;&mdash;sitting and
+whistling there in his new-found and well-deserved
+well-being.&nbsp; It was a good sight to see a Samoan thus before
+the world.&nbsp; Further up, on our way home, we saw the world
+clear, and the wide die of the shadow lying broad; we came but a
+little further, and found in the borders of the bush a
+Banyan.&nbsp; It must have been 150 feet in height; the trunk,
+and its acolytes, occupied a great space; above that, in the
+peaks of the branches, quite a forest of ferns and orchids were
+set; and over all again the huge spread of the boughs rose
+against the bright west, and sent their shadow miles to the
+eastward.&nbsp; I have not often seen anything more satisfying
+than this vast vegetable.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>.</p>
+<p>A heavenly day again! the world all dead silence, save when,
+from far down below us in the woods, comes up the crepitation of
+the little wooden drum that beats to church.&nbsp; Scarce a leaf
+stirs; only now and again a great, cool gush of air that makes my
+papers fly, and is gone.&mdash;The King of Samoa has refused my
+intercession between him and Mataafa; and I do not deny this is a
+good riddance to me of a difficult business, in which I might
+very well have failed.&nbsp; What else is to be done for these
+silly folks?</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 12<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>And this is where I had got to, before the mail arrives with,
+I must say, a real gentlemanly letter from yourself.&nbsp; Sir,
+that is the sort of letter I want!&nbsp; Now, I&rsquo;ll make my
+little proposal.&nbsp; I will accept <i>Child&rsquo;s Play</i>
+and <i>Pan&rsquo;s Pipes</i>. Then I want <i>Pastoral</i>, <i>The
+Manse</i>, <i>The Islet</i>, leaving out if you like all the
+prefacial matter and beginning at I. Then the portrait of Robert
+Hunter, beginning &lsquo;Whether he was originally big or
+little,&rsquo; and ending &lsquo;fearless and
+gentle.&rsquo;&nbsp; So much for <i>Mem. and Portraits</i>.&nbsp;
+<i>Beggars</i>, sections I. and II., <i>Random Memories</i> II.,
+and <i>Lantern Bearers</i>; I&rsquo;m agreeable.&nbsp; These are
+my selections.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know about <i>Pulvis et
+Umbra</i> either, but must leave that to you.&nbsp; But just what
+you please.</p>
+<p>About <i>Davie</i> I elaborately wrote last time, but still
+<i>Davie</i> is not done; I am grinding singly at <i>The Ebb
+Tide</i>, as we now call the <i>Farallone</i>; the most of it
+will go this mail.&nbsp; About the following, let there be no
+mistake: I will not write the abstract of <i>Kidnapped</i>; write
+it who will, I will not.&nbsp; Boccaccio must have been a clever
+fellow to write both argument and story; I am not, <i>et je me
+recuse</i>.</p>
+<p>We call it <i>The Ebb Tide</i>: <i>a Trio and Quartette</i>;
+but that secondary name you may strike out if it seems dull to
+you.&nbsp; The book, however, falls in two halves, when the
+fourth character appears.&nbsp; I am on p. 82 if you want to
+know, and expect to finish on I suppose 110 or so; but it goes
+slowly, as you may judge from the fact that this three weeks
+past, I have only struggled from p. 58 to p. 82: twenty-four
+pages, <i>et encore</i> sure to be rewritten, in twenty-one
+days.&nbsp; This is no prize-taker; not much Waverley Novels
+about this!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 16<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I believe it will be ten chapters of <i>The Ebb Tide</i> that
+go to you; the whole thing should be completed in I fancy twelve;
+and the end will follow punctually next mail.&nbsp; It is my
+great wish that this might get into <i>The Illustrated London
+News</i> for Gordon Browne to illustrate.&nbsp; For whom, in case
+he should get the job, I give you a few notes.&nbsp; A purao is a
+tree giving something like a fig with flowers.&nbsp; He will find
+some photographs of an old marine curiosity shop in my
+collection, which may help him.&nbsp; Attwater&rsquo;s settlement
+is to be entirely overshadowed everywhere by tall palms; see
+photographs of Fakarava: the verandahs of the house are 12 ft.
+wide.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t let him forget the Figure Head, for which
+I have a great use in the last chapter.&nbsp; It stands just
+clear of the palms on the crest of the beach at the head of the
+pier; the flag-staff not far off; the pier he will understand is
+perhaps three feet above high water, not more at any price.&nbsp;
+The sailors of the <i>Farallone</i> are to be dressed like white
+sailors of course.&nbsp; For other things, I remit this excellent
+artist to my photographs.</p>
+<p>I can&rsquo;t think what to say about the tale, but it seems
+to me to go off with a considerable bang; in fact, to be an
+extraordinary work: but whether popular!&nbsp; Attwater is a no
+end of a courageous attempt, I think you will admit; how far
+successful is another affair.&nbsp; If my island ain&rsquo;t a
+thing of beauty, I&rsquo;ll be damned.&nbsp; Please observe
+Wiseman and Wishart; for incidental grimness, they strike me as
+in it.&nbsp; Also, kindly observe the Captain and <i>Adar</i>; I
+think that knocks spots.&nbsp; In short, as you see, I&rsquo;m a
+trifle vainglorious.&nbsp; But O, it has been such a grind!&nbsp;
+The devil himself would allow a man to brag a little after such a
+crucifixion!&nbsp; And indeed I&rsquo;m only bragging for a
+change before I return to the darned thing lying waiting for me
+on p. 88, where I last broke down.&nbsp; I break down at every
+paragraph, I may observe; and lie here and sweat, till I can get
+one sentence wrung out after another.&nbsp; Strange doom; after
+having worked so easily for so long!&nbsp; Did ever anybody see
+such a story of four characters?</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Later</i>, 2.30.</p>
+<p>It may interest you to know that I am entirely <i>tapu</i>,
+and live apart in my chambers like a caged beast.&nbsp; Lloyd has
+a bad cold, and Graham and Belle are getting it.&nbsp;
+Accordingly, I dwell here without the light of any human
+countenance or voice, and strap away at <i>The Ebb Tide</i> until
+(as now) I can no more.&nbsp; Fanny can still come, but is gone
+to glory now, or to her garden.&nbsp; Page 88 is done, and must
+be done over again to-morrow, and I confess myself
+exhausted.&nbsp; Pity a man who can&rsquo;t work on along when he
+has nothing else on earth to do!&nbsp; But I have ordered Jack,
+and am going for a ride in the bush presently to refresh the
+machine; then back to a lonely dinner and durance vile.&nbsp; I
+acquiesce in this hand of fate; for I think another cold just now
+would just about do for me.&nbsp; I have scarce yet recovered the
+two last.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 18<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>My progress is crabwise, and I fear only <span
+class="GutSmall">IX.</span> chapters will be ready for the
+mail.&nbsp; I am on p. 88 again, and with half an idea of going
+back again to 85.&nbsp; We shall see when we come to read: I used
+to regard reading as a pleasure in my old light days.&nbsp; All
+the house are down with the influenza in a body, except Fanny and
+me. The influenza appears to become endemic here, but it has
+always been a scourge in the islands.&nbsp; Witness the beginning
+of <i>The Ebb Tide</i>, which was observed long before the Iffle
+had distinguished himself at home by such Napoleonic
+conquests.&nbsp; I am now of course &lsquo;quite a
+recluse,&rsquo; and it is very stale, and there is no amanuensis
+to carry me over my mail, to which I shall have to devote many
+hours that would have been more usefully devoted to <i>The Ebb
+Tide</i>.&nbsp; For you know you can dictate at all hours of the
+day and at any odd moment; but to sit down and write with your
+red right hand is a very different matter.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 20<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, I believe I&rsquo;ve about finished the thing, I mean as
+far as the mail is to take it.&nbsp; Chapter X. is now in
+Lloyd&rsquo;s hands for remarks, and extends in its present form
+to p. 93 incl.&nbsp; On the 12th of May, I see by looking back, I
+was on p. 82, not for the first time; so that I have made 11
+pages in nine livelong days.&nbsp; Well! up a high hill he heaved
+a huge round stone.&nbsp; But this Flaubert business must be
+resisted in the premises.&nbsp; Or is it the result of
+influenza?&nbsp; God forbid.&nbsp; Fanny is down now, and the
+last link that bound me to my fellow men is severed.&nbsp; I sit
+up here, and write, and read Renan&rsquo;s <i>Origines</i>, which
+is certainly devilish interesting; I read his Nero yesterday, it
+is very good, O, very good!&nbsp; But he is quite a Michelet; the
+general views, and such a piece of character painting, excellent;
+but his method sheer lunacy.&nbsp; You can see him take up the
+block which he had just rejected, and make of it the
+corner-stone: a maddening way to deal with authorities; and the
+result so little like history that one almost blames oneself for
+wasting time.&nbsp; But the time is not wasted; the conspectus is
+always good, and the blur that remains on the mind is probably
+just enough.&nbsp; I have been enchanted with the unveiling of
+Revelations.&nbsp; And how picturesque that return of the false
+Nero!&nbsp; The Apostle John is rather discredited.&nbsp; And to
+think how one had read the thing so often, and never understood
+the attacks upon St. Paul!&nbsp; I remember when I was a child,
+and we came to the Four Beasts that were all over eyes, the
+sickening terror with which I was filled.&nbsp; If that was
+Heaven, what, in the name of Davy Jones and the aboriginal
+night-mare, could Hell be?&nbsp; Take it for all in all,
+<i>L&rsquo;Ant&eacute;christ</i> is worth reading.&nbsp; The
+<i>Histoire d&rsquo;Isra&euml;l</i> did not surprise me much; I
+had read those Hebrew sources with more intelligence than the New
+Testament, and was quite prepared to admire Ahab and Jezebel,
+etc.&nbsp; Indeed, Ahab has always been rather a hero of mine; I
+mean since the years of discretion.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>May</i> 21<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>And here I am back again on p. 85! the last chapter demanding
+an entire revision, which accordingly it is to get.&nbsp; And
+where my mail is to come in, God knows!&nbsp; This forced,
+violent, alembicated style is most abhorrent to me; it
+can&rsquo;t be helped; the note was struck years ago on the
+<i>Janet Nicoll</i>, and has to be maintained somehow; and I can
+only hope the intrinsic horror and pathos, and a kind of fierce
+glow of colour there is to it, and the surely remarkable wealth
+of striking incident, may guide our little shallop into
+port.&nbsp; If Gordon Browne is to get it, he should see the
+Brassey photographs of Papeete.&nbsp; But mind, the three waifs
+were never in the town; only on the beach and in the
+calaboose.&nbsp; By George, but it&rsquo;s a good thing to
+illustrate for a man like that!&nbsp; Fanny is all right
+again.&nbsp; False alarm!&nbsp; I was down yesterday afternoon at
+Paupata, and heard much growling of war, and the delightful news
+that the C. J. and the President are going to run away from
+Mulinuu and take refuge in the Tivoli hotel.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">23<i>rd</i>.&nbsp; <i>Mail
+day</i>.</p>
+<p>And lots of pleasures before me, no doubt!&nbsp; Among others
+the attempt to extract an answer from&mdash;before mail time,
+which may succeed or may not.</p>
+<p><i>The Ebb Tide</i>, all but (I take it) fifteen pages, is now
+in your hands&mdash;possibly only about eleven pp.&nbsp; It is
+hard to say.&nbsp; But there it is, and you can do your best with
+it.&nbsp; Personally, I believe I would in this case make even a
+sacrifice to get Gordon Browne and copious illustration.&nbsp; I
+guess in ten days I shall have finished with it; then I go next
+to <i>D. Balfour</i>, and get the proofs ready: a nasty job for
+me, as you know.&nbsp; And then?&nbsp; Well, perhaps I&rsquo;ll
+take a go at the family history.&nbsp; I think that will be wise,
+as I am so much off work.&nbsp; And then, I suppose, <i>Weir of
+Hermiston</i>, but it may be anything.&nbsp; I am discontented
+with <i>The Ebb Tide</i>, naturally; there seems such a veil of
+words over it; and I like more and more naked writing; and yet
+sometimes one has a longing for full colour and there comes the
+veil again.&nbsp; <i>The Young Chevalier</i> is in very full
+colour, and I fear it for that reason.&mdash;Ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page270"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+270</span>CHAPTER XXX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right">29<i>th</i> <i>May</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Still
+grinding at Chap. <span class="GutSmall">XI.</span>&nbsp; I began
+many days ago on p. 93, and am still on p. 93, which is
+exhilarating, but the thing takes shape all the same and should
+make a pretty lively chapter for an end of it.&nbsp; For <span
+class="GutSmall">XII.</span> is only a footnote <i>ad
+explicandum</i>.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June the</i> 1<i>st</i>.</p>
+<p>Back on p. 93.&nbsp; I was on 100 yesterday, but read it over
+and condemned it.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">10 <i>a.m.</i></p>
+<p>I have worked up again to 97, but how?&nbsp; The deuce fly
+away with literature, for the basest sport in creation.&nbsp; But
+it&rsquo;s got to come straight! and if possible, so that I may
+finish <i>D. Balfour</i> in time for the same mail.&nbsp; What a
+getting upstairs!&nbsp; This is Flaubert outdone.&nbsp; Belle,
+Graham, and Lloyd leave to-day on a malaga down the coast; to be
+absent a week or so: this leaves Fanny, me, and &mdash;, who
+seems a nice, kindly fellow.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>June</i> 2<i>nd</i>.</p>
+<p>I am nearly dead with dyspepsia, over-smoking, and
+unremunerative overwork.&nbsp; Last night, I went to bed by
+seven; woke up again about ten for a minute to find myself
+light-headed and altogether off my legs; went to sleep again, and
+woke this morning fairly fit.&nbsp; I have crippled on to p. 101,
+but I haven&rsquo;t read it yet, so do not boast.&nbsp; What
+kills me is the frame of mind of one of the characters; I cannot
+get it through.&nbsp; Of course that does not interfere with my
+total inability to write; so that yesterday I was a living
+half-hour upon a single clause and have a gallery of variants
+that would surprise you.&nbsp; And this sort of trouble (which I
+cannot avoid) unfortunately produces nothing when done but
+alembication and the far-fetched.&nbsp; Well, read it with
+mercy!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">8 <i>a.m.</i></p>
+<p>Going to bed.&nbsp; Have read it, and believe the chapter
+practically done at last.&nbsp; But lord! it has been a
+business.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>July</i> 3<i>rd</i>, 8.15.</p>
+<p>The draft is finished, the end of Chapter II. and the tale,
+and I have only eight pages <i>wiederzuarbeiten</i>.&nbsp; This
+is just a cry of joy in passing.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">10.30.</p>
+<p>Knocked out of time.&nbsp; Did 101 and 102.&nbsp; Alas, no
+more to-day, as I have to go down town to a meeting.&nbsp; Just
+as well though, as my thumb is about done up.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, <i>June</i>
+4<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Now for a little snippet of my life.&nbsp; Yesterday, 12.30,
+in a heavenly day of sun and trade, I mounted my horse and set
+off.&nbsp; A boy opens my gate for me.&nbsp; &lsquo;Sleep and
+long life!&nbsp; A blessing on your journey,&rsquo; says
+he.&nbsp; And I reply &lsquo;Sleep, long life!&nbsp; A blessing
+on the house!&rsquo;&nbsp; Then on, down the lime lane, a rugged,
+narrow, winding way, that seems almost as if it was leading you
+into Lyonesse, and you might see the head and shoulders of a
+giant looking in.&nbsp; At the corner of the road I meet the
+inspector of taxes, and hold a diplomatic interview with him; he
+wants me to pay taxes on the new house; I am informed I should
+not till next year; and we part, <i>re infecta</i>, he promising
+to bring me decisions, I assuring him that, if I find any
+favouritism, he will find me the most recalcitrant tax-payer on
+the island.&nbsp; Then I have a talk with an old servant by the
+wayside.&nbsp; A little further I pass two children coming
+up.&nbsp; &lsquo;Love!&rsquo; say I; &lsquo;are you two
+chiefly-proceeding inland?&rsquo; and they say, &lsquo;Love!
+yes!&rsquo; and the interesting ceremony is finished.&nbsp; Down
+to the post office, where I find Vitrolles and (Heaven reward
+you!) the White Book, just arrived per <i>Upolu</i>, having gone
+the wrong way round, by Australia; also six copies of <i>Island
+Nights&rsquo; Entertainments</i>.&nbsp; Some of
+Weatherall&rsquo;s illustrations are very clever; but O Lord! the
+lagoon!&nbsp; I did say it was &lsquo;shallow,&rsquo; but, O
+dear, not so shallow as that a man could stand up in it!&nbsp; I
+had still an hour to wait for my meeting, so Postmaster Davis let
+me sit down in his room and I had a bottle of beer in, and read
+<i>A Gentleman of France</i>.&nbsp; Have you seen it coming out
+in <i>Longman&rsquo;s</i>?&nbsp; My dear Colvin! &rsquo;tis the
+most exquisite pleasure; a real chivalrous yarn, like the
+Dumas&rsquo; and yet unlike.&nbsp; Thereafter to the meeting of
+the five newspaper proprietors.&nbsp; Business transacted, I have
+to gallop home and find the boys waiting to be paid at the
+doorstep.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, 5<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Yesterday, Sunday, the Rev. Dr. Browne, secretary to the
+Wesleyan Mission, and the man who made the war in the Western
+Islands and was tried for his life in Fiji, came up, and we had a
+long, important talk about Samoa.&nbsp; O, if I could only talk
+to the home men!&nbsp; But what would it matter? none of them
+know, none of them care.&nbsp; If we could only have Macgregor
+here with his schooner, you would hear of no more troubles in
+Samoa.&nbsp; That is what we want; a man that knows and likes the
+natives, <i>qui paye de sa personne</i>, and is not afraid of
+hanging when necessary.&nbsp; We don&rsquo;t want bland Swedish
+humbugs, and fussy, fostering German barons.&nbsp; That way the
+maelstrom lies, and we shall soon be in it.</p>
+<p>I have to-day written 103 and 104, all perfectly wrong, and
+shall have to rewrite them.&nbsp; This tale is devilish, and
+Chapter <span class="GutSmall">XI.</span> the worst of the
+lot.&nbsp; The truth is of course that I am wholly worked out;
+but it&rsquo;s nearly done, and shall go somehow according to
+promise.&nbsp; I go against all my gods, and say it is <i>not
+worth while</i> to massacre yourself over the last few pages of a
+rancid yarn, that the reviewers will quite justly tear to
+bits.&nbsp; As for D.B., no hope, I fear, this mail, but
+we&rsquo;ll see what the afternoon does for me.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">4.15.</p>
+<p>Well, it&rsquo;s done.&nbsp; Those tragic 16 pp. are at last
+finished, and I have put away thirty-two pages of chips, and have
+spent thirteen days about as nearly in Hell as a man could expect
+to live through.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s done, and of course it
+ain&rsquo;t worth while, and who cares?&nbsp; There it is, and
+about as grim a tale as was ever written, and as grimy, and as
+hateful.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">SACRED<br />
+TO THE MEMORY</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">OF</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">J. L. HUISH,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BORN 1856,
+AT HACKNEY,</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="GutSmall">LONDON,</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Accidentally killed upon this</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Island,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">10th September, 1889.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>, 6.</p>
+<p>I am exulting to do nothing.&nbsp; It pours with rain from the
+westward, very unusual kind of weather; I was standing out on the
+little verandah in front of my room this morning, and there went
+through me or over me a wave of extraordinary and apparently
+baseless emotion.&nbsp; I literally staggered.&nbsp; And then the
+explanation came, and I knew I had found a frame of mind and body
+that belonged to Scotland, and particularly to the neighbourhood
+of Callander.&nbsp; Very odd these identities of sensation, and
+the world of connotations implied; highland huts, and peat smoke,
+and the brown, swirling rivers, and wet clothes, and whiskey, and
+the romance of the past, and that indescribable bite of the whole
+thing at a man&rsquo;s heart, which is&mdash;or rather lies at
+the bottom of&mdash;a story.</p>
+<p>I don&rsquo;t know if you are a Barbey
+d&rsquo;Aur&eacute;villy-an.&nbsp; I am.&nbsp; I have a great
+delight in his Norman stories.&nbsp; Do you know the <i>Chevalier
+des Touches</i> and <i>L&rsquo;Ensorcel&eacute;e</i>?&nbsp; They
+are admirable, they reek of the soil and the past.&nbsp; But I
+was rather thinking just now of <i>Le Rideau Cramoisi</i>, and
+its adorable setting of the stopped coach, the dark street, the
+home-going in the inn yard, and the red blind illuminated.&nbsp;
+Without doubt, <i>there</i> was an identity of sensation; one of
+those conjunctions in life that had filled Barbey full to the
+brim, and permanently bent his memory.</p>
+<p>I wonder exceedingly if I have done anything at all good; and
+who can tell me? and why should I wish to know?&nbsp; In so
+little a while, I, and the English language, and the bones of my
+descendants, will have ceased to be a memory!&nbsp; And
+yet&mdash;and yet&mdash;one would like to leave an image for a
+few years upon men&rsquo;s minds&mdash;for fun.&nbsp; This is a
+very dark frame of mind, consequent on overwork and the
+conclusion of the excruciating <i>Ebb Tide</i>.&nbsp; Adieu.</p>
+<p>What do you suppose should be done with <i>The Ebb
+Tide</i>?&nbsp; It would make a volume of 200 pp.; on the other
+hand, I might likely have some more stories soon: <i>The Owl</i>,
+<i>Death in the Pot</i>, <i>The Sleeper Awakened</i>; all these
+are possible.&nbsp; <i>The Owl</i> might be half as long; <i>The
+Sleeper Awakened</i>, ditto; <i>Death in the Pot</i> a deal
+shorter, I believe.&nbsp; Then there&rsquo;s the
+<i>Go-Between</i>, which is not impossible altogether.&nbsp;
+<i>The Owl</i>, <i>The Sleeper Awakened</i>, and the
+<i>Go-Between</i> end reasonably well; <i>Death in the Pot</i> is
+an ungodly massacre.&nbsp; O, well, <i>The Owl</i> only ends well
+in so far as some lovers come together, and nobody is killed at
+the moment, but you know they are all doomed, they are Chouan
+fellows.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>, 9<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, the mail is in; no Blue-book, depressing letter from C.;
+a long, amusing ramble from my mother; vast masses of Romeike;
+they <i>are</i> going to war now; and what will that lead to? and
+what has driven, them to it but the persistent misconduct of
+these two officials?&nbsp; I know I ought to rewrite the end of
+this bluidy <i>Ebb Tide</i>: well, I can&rsquo;t.&nbsp; <i>Cest
+plus fort que moi</i>; it has to go the way it is, and be jowned
+to it!&nbsp; From what I make out of the reviews, I think it
+would be better not to republish <i>The Ebb Tide</i>: but keep it
+for other tales, if they should turn up.&nbsp; Very amusing how
+the reviews pick out one story and damn the rest I and it is
+always a different one.&nbsp; Be sure you send me the article
+from <i>Le Temps</i>.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>, 17<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Since I wrote this last, I have written a whole chapter of my
+grandfather, and read it to-night; it was on the whole much
+appreciated, and I kind of hope it ain&rsquo;t bad myself.&nbsp;
+&rsquo;Tis a third writing, but it wants a fourth.&nbsp; By next
+mail, I believe I might send you 3 chapters.&nbsp; That is to say
+<i>Family Annals</i>, <i>The Service of the Northern Lights</i>,
+and <i>The Building of the Bell Rock</i>.&nbsp; Possibly even
+4&mdash;<i>A Houseful of Boys</i>.&nbsp; I could finish my
+grandfather very easy now; my father and Uncle Alan stop the
+way.&nbsp; I propose to call the book: <i>Northern Lights</i>:
+<i>Memoirs of a Family of Engineers</i>.&nbsp; I tell you, it is
+going to be a good book.&nbsp; My idea in sending Ms. would be to
+get it set up; two proofs to me, one to Professor Swan,
+Ardchapel, Helensburgh&mdash;mark it private and
+confidential&mdash;one to yourself; and come on with
+criticisms!&nbsp; But I&rsquo;ll have to see.&nbsp; The total
+plan of the book is this&mdash;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">I.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Domestic Annals.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Service of the Northern Lights.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Building of the Bell Rock.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>A Houseful of Boys (or, the Family in Baxter&rsquo;s
+Place).</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Education of an Engineer.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VI.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>The Grandfather.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Alan Stevenson.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">VIII.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Thomas Stevenson.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>There will be an Introduction &lsquo;The Surname of
+Stevenson&rsquo; which has proved a mighty queer subject of
+inquiry.&nbsp; But, Lord! if I were among libraries.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i>, 18<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I shall put in this envelope the end of the
+ever-to-be-execrated <i>Ebb Tide</i>, or Stevenson&rsquo;s
+Blooming Error.&nbsp; Also, a paper apart for <i>David
+Balfour</i>.&nbsp; The slips must go in another enclosure, I
+suspect, owing to their beastly bulk.&nbsp; Anyway, there are two
+pieces of work off my mind, and though I could wish I had
+rewritten a little more of <i>David</i>, yet it was plainly to be
+seen it was impossible.&nbsp; All the points indicated by you
+have been brought out; but to rewrite the end, in my present
+state of over-exhaustion and fiction&mdash;phobia, would have
+been madness; and I let it go as it stood.&nbsp; My grandfather
+is good enough for me, these days. I do not work any less; on the
+whole, if anything, a little more.&nbsp; But it is different.</p>
+<p>The slips go to you in four packets; I hope they are what they
+should be, but do not think so.&nbsp; I am at a pitch of
+discontent with fiction in all its form&mdash;or my
+forms&mdash;that prevents me being able to be even
+interested.&nbsp; I have had to stop all drink; smoking I am
+trying to stop also.&nbsp; It annoys me dreadfully: and yet if I
+take a glass of claret,&mdash;I have a headache the next
+day!&nbsp; O, and a good headache too; none of your trifles.</p>
+<p>Well, sir, here&rsquo;s to you, and farewell.&mdash;Yours
+ever.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page280"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+280</span>CHAPTER XXXI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Saturday</i>, 24<i>th</i> (?)
+<i>June</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>&mdash;Yesterday
+morning, after a day of absolute temperance, I awoke to the worst
+headache I had had yet.&nbsp; Accordingly, temperance was said
+farewell to, quinine instituted, and I believe my pains are soon
+to be over.&nbsp; We wait, with a kind of sighing impatience, for
+war to be declared, or to blow finally off, living in the
+meanwhile in a kind of children&rsquo;s hour of firelight and
+shadow and preposterous tales; the king seen at night galloping
+up our road upon unknown errands and covering his face as he
+passes our cook; Mataafa daily surrounded (when he awakes) with
+fresh &lsquo;white man&rsquo;s boxes&rsquo; (query, ammunition?)
+and professing to be quite ignorant of where they come from;
+marches of bodies of men across the island; concealment of ditto
+in the bush; the coming on and off of different chiefs; and such
+a mass of ravelment and rag-tag as the devil himself could not
+unwind.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>, 28<i>th</i>
+<i>June</i>.</p>
+<p>Yesterday it rained with but little intermission, but I was
+jealous of news.&nbsp; Graham and I got into the saddle about 1
+o&rsquo;clock and off down to town.&nbsp; In town, there was
+nothing but rumours going; in the night drums had been beat, the
+men had run to arms on Mulinuu from as far as Vaiala, and the
+alarm proved false.&nbsp; There were no signs of any gathering in
+Apia proper, and the Secretary of State had no news to
+give.&nbsp; I believed him, too, for we are brither Scots.&nbsp;
+Then the temptation came upon me strong to go on to the ford and
+see the Mataafa villages, where we heard there was more
+afoot.&nbsp; Off we rode.&nbsp; When we came to Vaimusu, the
+houses were very full of men, but all seemingly unarmed.&nbsp;
+Immediately beyond is that river over which we passed in our
+scamper with Lady Jersey; it was all solitary.&nbsp; Three
+hundred yards beyond is a second ford; and there&mdash;I came
+face to face with war.&nbsp; Under the trees on the further bank
+sat a picket of seven men with Winchesters; their faces bright,
+their eyes ardent.&nbsp; As we came up, they did not speak or
+move; only their eyes followed us.&nbsp; The horses drank, and we
+passed the ford.&nbsp; &lsquo;Talofa!&rsquo; I said, and the
+commandant of the picket said &lsquo;Talofa&rsquo;; and then,
+when we were almost by, remembered himself and asked where we
+were going.&nbsp; &lsquo;To Faamuina,&rsquo; I said, and we rode
+on.&nbsp; Every house by the wayside was crowded with armed
+men.&nbsp; There was the European house of a Chinaman on the
+right-hand side: a flag of truce flying over the
+gate&mdash;indeed we saw three of these in what little way we
+penetrated into Mataafa&rsquo;s lines&mdash;all the foreigners
+trying to protect their goods; and the Chinaman&rsquo;s verandah
+overflowed with men and girls and Winchesters.&nbsp; By the way
+we met a party of about ten or a dozen marching with their guns
+and cartridge-belts, and the cheerful alacrity and brightness of
+their looks set my head turning with envy and sympathy.&nbsp;
+Arrived at Vaiusu, the houses about the <i>malae</i> (village
+green) were thronged with men, all armed.&nbsp; On the outside of
+the council-house (which was all full within) there stood an
+orator; he had his back turned to his audience, and seemed to
+address the world at large; all the time we were there his strong
+voice continued unabated, and I heard snatches of political
+wisdom rising and falling.</p>
+<p>The house of Faamuina stands on a knoll in the
+<i>malae</i>.&nbsp; Thither we mounted, a boy ran out and took
+our horses, and we went in.&nbsp; Faamuina was there himself, his
+wife Pelepa, three other chiefs, and some attendants; and here
+again was this exulting spectacle as of people on their marriage
+day.&nbsp; Faamuina (when I last saw him) was an elderly, limping
+gentleman, with much of the debility of age; it was a bright-eyed
+boy that greeted me; the lady was no less excited; all had
+cartridge-belts.&nbsp; We stayed but a little while to smoke a
+sului; I would not have kava made, as I thought my escapade was
+already dangerous (perhaps even blameworthy) enough.&nbsp; On the
+way back, we were much greeted, and on coming to the ford, the
+commandant came and asked me if there were many on the other
+side.&nbsp; &lsquo;Very many,&rsquo; said I; not that I knew, but
+I would not lead them on the ice.&nbsp; &lsquo;That is
+well!&rsquo; said he, and the little picket laughed aloud as we
+splashed into the river.&nbsp; We returned to Apia, through Apia,
+and out to windward as far as Vaiala, where the word went that
+the men of the Vaimauga had assembled.&nbsp; We met two boys
+carrying pigs, and saw six young men busy cooking in a
+cook-house; but no sign of an assembly; no arms, no blackened
+faces.&nbsp; I forgot!&nbsp; As we turned to leave
+Faamuina&rsquo;s, there ran forward a man with his face
+blackened, and the back of his lava-lava girded up so as to show
+his tattooed hips naked; he leaped before us, cut a wonderful
+caper, and flung his knife high in the air, and caught it.&nbsp;
+It was strangely savage and fantastic and high-spirited.&nbsp; I
+have seen a child doing the same antics long before in a dance,
+so that it is plainly an <i>accepted solemnity</i>.&nbsp; I
+should say that for weeks the children have been playing with
+spears.&nbsp; Up by the plantation I took a short cut, which
+shall never be repeated, through grass and weeds over the
+horses&rsquo; heads and among rolling stones; I thought we should
+have left a horse there, but fortune favoured us.&nbsp; So home,
+a little before six, in a dashing squall of rain, to a bowl of
+kava and dinner.&nbsp; But the impression on our minds was
+extraordinary; the sight of that picket at the ford, and those
+ardent, happy faces whirls in my head; the old aboriginal awoke
+in both of us and knickered like a stallion.</p>
+<p>It is dreadful to think that I must sit apart here and do
+nothing; I do not know if I can stand it out.&nbsp; But you see,
+I may be of use to these poor people, if I keep quiet, and if I
+threw myself in, I should have a bad job of it to save
+myself.&nbsp; There; I have written this to you; and it is still
+but 7.30 in the day, and the sun only about one hour up; can I go
+back to my old grandpapa, and men sitting with Winchesters in my
+mind&rsquo;s eye?&nbsp; No; war is a huge
+<i>entra&icirc;nement</i>; there is no other temptation to be
+compared to it, not one.&nbsp; We were all wet, we had been about
+five hours in the saddle, mostly riding hard; and we came home
+like schoolboys, with such a lightness of spirits, and I am sure
+such a brightness of eye, as you could have lit a candle at!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i> 29<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I had two priests to luncheon yesterday: the Bishop and
+P&egrave;re R&eacute;my.&nbsp; They were very pleasant, and quite
+clean too, which has been known sometimes not to be&mdash;even
+with bishops.&nbsp; Monseigneur is not unimposing; with his white
+beard and his violet girdle he looks splendidly episcopal, and
+when our three waiting lads came up one after another and kneeled
+before him in the big hall, and kissed his ring, it did me good
+for a piece of pageantry.&nbsp; R&eacute;my is very engaging; he
+is a little, nervous, eager man, like a governess, and brimful of
+laughter and small jokes.&nbsp; So is the bishop indeed, and our
+luncheon party went off merrily&mdash;far more merrily than many
+a German spread, though with so much less liquor.&nbsp; One trait
+was delicious.&nbsp; With a complete ignorance of the Protestant
+that I would scarce have imagined, he related to us (as news)
+little stories from the gospels, and got the names all
+wrong!&nbsp; His comments were delicious, and to our ears a
+thought irreverent.&nbsp; &lsquo;<i>Ah</i>! <i>il connaissait son
+monde</i>, <i>allez</i>!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;<i>Il &eacute;tait
+fin</i>, <i>notre Seigneur</i>!&rsquo; etc.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Friday</i>.</p>
+<p>Down with Fanny and Belle, to lunch at the
+International.&nbsp; Heard there about the huge folly of the
+hour, all the Mulinuu ammunition having been yesterday marched
+openly to vaults in Matafele; and this morning, on a cry of
+protest from the whites, openly and humiliatingly disinterred and
+marched back again.&nbsp; People spoke of it with a kind of
+shrill note that did not quite satisfy me.&nbsp; They seemed not
+quite well at ease.&nbsp; Luncheon over, we rode out on the Malie
+road.&nbsp; All was quiet in Vaiusu, and when we got to the
+second ford, alas! there was no picket&mdash;which was just what
+Belle had come to sketch.&nbsp; On through quite empty roads; the
+houses deserted, never a gun to be seen; and at last a drum and a
+penny whistle playing in Vaiusu, and a cricket match on the
+<i>malae</i>!&nbsp; Went up to Faamuina&rsquo;s; he is a trifle
+uneasy, though he gives us kava.&nbsp; I cannot see what ails
+him, then it appears that he has an engagement with the Chief
+Justice at half-past two to sell a piece of land.&nbsp; Is this
+the reason why war has disappeared?&nbsp; We ride back, stopping
+to sketch here and there the fords, a flag of truce, etc.&nbsp; I
+ride on to Public Hall Committee and pass an hour with my
+committees very heavily.&nbsp; To the hotel to dinner, then to
+the ball, and home by eleven, very tired.&nbsp; At the ball I
+heard some news, of how the chief of Letonu said that I was the
+source of all this trouble, and should be punished, and my family
+as well.&nbsp; This, and the rudeness of the man at the ford of
+the Gase-gase, looks but ill; I should have said that Faamuina,
+as he approached the first ford, was spoken to by a girl, and
+immediately said goodbye and plunged into the bush; the girl had
+told him there was a war party out from Mulinuu; and a little
+further on, as we stopped to sketch a flag of truce, the beating
+of drums and the sound of a bugle from that direction startled
+us.&nbsp; But we saw nothing, and I believe Mulinuu is (at least
+at present) incapable of any act of offence.&nbsp; One good job,
+these threats to my home and family take away all my childish
+temptation to go out and fight.&nbsp; Our force must be here, to
+protect ourselves.&nbsp; I see panic rising among the whites; I
+hear the shrill note of it in their voices, and they talk already
+about a refuge on the war ships.&nbsp; There are two here, both
+German; and the <i>Orlando</i> is expected presently.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday</i> 9<i>th</i>
+<i>July</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, the war has at last begun.&nbsp; For four or five days,
+Apia has been filled by these poor children with their faces
+blacked, and the red handkerchief about their brows, that makes
+the Malietoa uniform, and the boats have been coming in from the
+windward, some of them 50 strong, with a drum and a bugle on
+board&mdash;the bugle always ill-played&mdash;and a sort of
+jester leaping and capering on the sparred nose of the boat, and
+the whole crew uttering from time to time a kind of menacing
+ululation.&nbsp; Friday they marched out to the bush; and
+yesterday morning we heard that some had returned to their houses
+for the night, as they found it &lsquo;so
+uncomfortable.&rsquo;&nbsp; After dinner a messenger came up to
+me with a note, that the wounded were arriving at the Mission
+House.&nbsp; Fanny, Lloyd and I saddled and rode off with a
+lantern; it was a fine starry night, though pretty cold.&nbsp; We
+left the lantern at Tanuga-manono, and then down in the
+starlight.&nbsp; I found Apia, and myself, in a strange state of
+flusteration; my own excitement was gloomy and (I may say)
+truculent; others appeared imbecile; some sullen.&nbsp; The best
+place in the whole town was the hospital.&nbsp; A longish
+frame-house it was, with a big table in the middle for
+operations, and ten Samoans, each with an average of four
+sympathisers, stretched along the walls.&nbsp; Clarke was there,
+steady as a die; Miss Large, little spectacled angel, showed
+herself a real trump; the nice, clean, German orderlies in their
+white uniforms looked and meant business.&nbsp; (I hear a fine
+story of Miss Large&mdash;a cast-iron teetotaller&mdash;going to
+the public-house for a bottle of brandy.)</p>
+<p>The doctors were not there when I arrived; but presently it
+was observed that one of the men was going cold.&nbsp; He was a
+magnificent Samoan, very dark, with a noble aquiline countenance,
+like an Arab, I suppose, and was surrounded by seven people,
+fondling his limbs as he lay: he was shot through both
+lungs.&nbsp; And an orderly was sent to the town for the (German
+naval) doctors, who were dining there.&nbsp; Meantime I found an
+errand of my own.&nbsp; Both Clarke and Miss Large expressed a
+wish to have the public hall, of which I am chairman, and I set
+off down town, and woke people out of their beds, and got a
+committee together, and (with a great deal of difficulty from one
+man, whom we finally overwhelmed) got the public hall for
+them.&nbsp; Bar the one man, the committee was splendid, and
+agreed in a moment to share the expense if the shareholders
+object.&nbsp; Back to the hospital about 11.30; found the German
+doctors there.&nbsp; Two men were going now, one that was shot in
+the bowels&mdash;he was dying rather hard, in a gloomy stupor of
+pain and laudanum, silent, with contorted face.&nbsp; The chief,
+shot through the lungs, was lying on one side, awaiting the last
+angel; his family held his hands and legs; they were all
+speechless, only one woman suddenly clasped his knee, and
+&lsquo;keened&rsquo; for the inside of five seconds, and fell
+silent again.&nbsp; Went home, and to bed about two <span
+class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>&nbsp; What actually passed seems
+undiscoverable; but the Mataafas were surely driven back out of
+Vaitele; that is a blow to them, and the resistance was far
+greater than had been anticipated&mdash;which is a blow to the
+Laupepas.&nbsp; All seems to indicate a long and bloody war.</p>
+<p>Frank&rsquo;s house in Mulinuu was likewise filled with
+wounded; many dead bodies were brought in; I hear with certainty
+of five, wrapped in mats; and a pastor goes to-morrow to the
+field to bring others.&nbsp; The Laupepas brought in eleven heads
+to Mulinuu, and to the great horror and consternation of the
+native mind, one proved to be a girl, and was identified as that
+of a Taupou&mdash;or Maid of the Village&mdash;from Savaii.&nbsp;
+I hear this morning, with great relief, that it has been returned
+to Malie, wrapped in the most costly silk handkerchiefs, and with
+an apologetic embassy.&nbsp; This could easily happen.&nbsp; The
+girl was of course attending on her father with ammunition, and
+got shot; her hair was cut short to make her father&rsquo;s war
+head-dress&mdash;even as our own Sina&rsquo;s is at this moment;
+and the decollator was probably, in his red flurry of fight,
+wholly unconscious of her sex.&nbsp; I am sorry for him in the
+future; he must make up his mind to many bitter
+jests&mdash;perhaps to vengeance.&nbsp; But what an end to one
+chosen for her beauty and, in the time of peace, watched over by
+trusty crones and hunchbacks!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Evening</i>.</p>
+<p>Can I write or not?&nbsp; I played lawn tennis in the morning,
+and after lunch down with Graham to Apia.&nbsp; Ulu, he that was
+shot in the lungs, still lives; he that was shot in the bowels is
+gone to his fathers, poor, fierce child!&nbsp; I was able to be
+of some very small help, and in the way of helping myself to
+information, to prove myself a mere gazer at meteors.&nbsp; But
+there seems no doubt the Mataafas for the time are scattered; the
+most of our friends are involved in this disaster, and Mataafa
+himself&mdash;who might have swept the islands a few months
+ago&mdash;for him to fall so poorly, doubles my regret.&nbsp;
+They say the Taupou had a gun and fired; probably an excuse
+manufactured <i>ex post facto</i>.&nbsp; I go down to-morrow at
+12, to stay the afternoon, and help Miss Large.&nbsp; In the
+hospital to-day, when I first entered it, there were no
+attendants; only the wounded and their friends, all equally
+sleeping and their heads poised upon the wooden pillows.&nbsp;
+There is a pretty enough boy there, slightly wounded, whose fate
+is to be envied: two girls, and one of the most beautiful, with
+beaming eyes, tend him and sleep upon his pillow.&nbsp; In the
+other corner, another young man, very patient and brave, lies
+wholly deserted.&nbsp; Yet he seems to me far the better of the
+two; but not so pretty!&nbsp; Heavens, what a difference that
+makes; in our not very well proportioned bodies and our finely
+hideous faces, the 1-32nd&mdash;rather the 1-64th&mdash;this way
+or that!&nbsp; Sixteen heads in all at Mulinuu.&nbsp; I am so
+stiff I can scarce move without a howl.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, 10<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Some news that Mataafa is gone to Savaii by way of Manono;
+this may mean a great deal more warfaring, and no great
+issue.&nbsp; (When Sosimo came in this morning with my breakfast
+he had to lift me up.&nbsp; It is no joke to play lawn tennis
+after carrying your right arm in a sling so many years.)&nbsp;
+What a hard, unjust business this is!&nbsp; On the 28th, if
+Mataafa had moved, he could have still swept Mulinuu.&nbsp; He
+waited, and I fear he is now only the stick of a rocket.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>, 12<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>No more political news; but many rumours.&nbsp; The government
+troops are off to Manono; no word of Mataafa.&nbsp; O, there is a
+passage in my mother&rsquo;s letter which puzzles me as to a
+date.&nbsp; Is it next Christmas you are coming? or the Christmas
+after?&nbsp; This is most important, and must be understood at
+once.&nbsp; If it is next Christmas, I could not go to Ceylon,
+for lack of gold, and you would have to adopt one of the
+following alternatives: 1st, either come straight on here and
+pass a month with us; &rsquo;tis the rainy season, but we have
+often lovely weather.&nbsp; Or (2nd) come to Hawaii and I will
+meet you there.&nbsp; Hawaii is only a week&rsquo;s sail from S.
+Francisco, making only about sixteen days on the heaving ocean;
+and the steamers run once a fortnight, so that you could turn
+round; and you could thus pass a day or two in the States&mdash;a
+fortnight even&mdash;and still see me.&nbsp; But I have sworn to
+take no further excursions till I have money saved to pay for
+them; and to go to Ceylon and back would be torture unless I had
+a lot.&nbsp; You must answer this at once, please; so that I may
+know what to do.&nbsp; We would dearly like you to come on
+here.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll tell you how it can be done; I can come up
+and meet you at Hawaii, and if you had at all got over your
+sea-sickness, I could just come on board and we could return
+together to Samoa, and you could have a month of our life here,
+which I believe you could not help liking.&nbsp; Our horses are
+the devil, of course, miserable screws, and some of them a little
+vicious.&nbsp; I had a dreadful fright&mdash;the passage in my
+mother&rsquo;s letter is recrossed and I see it says the end of
+/94: so much the better, then; but I would like to submit to you
+my alternative plan.&nbsp; I could meet you at Hawaii, and
+reconduct you to Hawaii, so that we could have a full six weeks
+together and I believe a little over, and you would see this
+place of mine, and have a sniff of native life, native foods,
+native houses&mdash;and perhaps be in time to see the German flag
+raised, who knows?&mdash;and we could generally yarn for all we
+were worth.&nbsp; I should like you to see Vailima; and I should
+be curious to know how the climate affected you.&nbsp; It is
+quite hit or miss; it suits me, it suits Graham, it suits all our
+family; others it does not suit at all.&nbsp; It is either gold
+or poison.&nbsp; I rise at six, the rest at seven; lunch is at
+12; at five we go to lawn tennis till dinner at six; and to roost
+early.</p>
+<p>A man brought in a head to Mulinuu in great glory; they washed
+the black paint off, and behold! it was his brother.&nbsp; When I
+last heard he was sitting in his house, with the head upon his
+lap, and weeping.&nbsp; Barbarous war is an ugly business; but I
+believe the civilised is fully uglier; but Lord! what fun!</p>
+<p>I should say we now have definite news that there are
+<i>three</i> women&rsquo;s heads; it was difficult to get it out
+of the natives, who are all ashamed, and the women all in terror
+of reprisals.&nbsp; Nothing has been done to punish or disgrace
+these hateful innovators.&nbsp; It was a false report that the
+head had been returned.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Thursday</i>, 13<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Mataafa driven away from Savaii.&nbsp; I cannot write about
+this, and do not know what should be the end of it.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, 17<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Haggard and Ahrens (a German clerk) to lunch yesterday.&nbsp;
+There is no real certain news yet: I must say, no man could
+<i>swear</i> to any result; but the sky looks horribly black for
+Mataafa and so many of our friends along with him.&nbsp; The
+thing has an abominable, a beastly, nightmare interest.&nbsp; But
+it&rsquo;s wonderful generally how little one cares about the
+wounded; hospital sights, etc.; things that used to murder
+me.&nbsp; I was far more struck with the excellent way in which
+things were managed; as if it had been a peep-show; I held some
+of the things at an operation, and did not care a dump.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>, 18<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>Sunday came the <i>Katoomba</i>, Captain Bickford,
+C.M.G.&nbsp; Yesterday, Graham and I went down to call, and find
+he has orders to suppress Mataafa at once, and has to go down
+to-day before daybreak to Manono.&nbsp; He is a very capable,
+energetic man; if he had only come ten days ago, all this would
+have gone by; but now the questions are thick and
+difficult.&nbsp; (1) Will Mataafa surrender?&nbsp; (2) Will his
+people allow themselves to be disarmed?&nbsp; (3) What will
+happen to them if they do?&nbsp; (4) What will any of them
+believe after former deceptions?&nbsp; The three consuls were
+scampering on horseback to Leulumoega to the King; no
+Cusack-Smith, without whose accession I could not send a letter
+to Mataafa.&nbsp; I rode up here, wrote my letter in the sweat of
+the concordance and with the able-bodied help of Lloyd&mdash;and
+dined.&nbsp; Then down in continual showers and pitchy darkness,
+and to Cusack-Smith&rsquo;s; not re-returned.&nbsp; Back to the
+inn for my horse, and to C.-S.&rsquo;s, when I find him just
+returned and he accepts my letter.&nbsp; Thence home, by 12.30,
+jolly tired and wet.&nbsp; And to-day have been in a crispation
+of energy and ill-temper, raking my wretched mail together.&nbsp;
+It is a hateful business, waiting for the news; it may come to a
+fearful massacre yet.&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page296"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+296</span>CHAPTER XXXII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>August</i>, 1893.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Quite
+impossible to write.&nbsp; Your letter is due to-day; a nasty,
+rainy-like morning with huge blue clouds, and a huge indigo
+shadow on the sea, and my lamp still burning at near 7.&nbsp; Let
+me humbly give you news.&nbsp; Fanny seems on the whole the most,
+or the only, powerful member of the family; for some days she has
+been the Flower of the Flock.&nbsp; Belle is begging for
+quinine.&nbsp; Lloyd and Graham have both been down with
+&lsquo;belly belong him&rsquo; (Black Boy speech).&nbsp; As for
+me, I have to lay aside my lawn tennis, having (as was to be
+expected) had a smart but eminently brief hemorrhage.&nbsp; I am
+also on the quinine flask.&nbsp; I have been re-casting the
+beginning of the <i>Hanging Judge</i> or <i>Weir of
+Hermiston</i>; then I have been cobbling on my grandfather, whose
+last chapter (there are only to be four) is in the form of pieces
+of paper, a huge welter of inconsequence, and that glimmer of
+faith (or hope) which one learns at this trade, that somehow and
+some time, by perpetual staring and glowering and rewriting,
+order will emerge.&nbsp; It is indeed a queer hope; there is one
+piece for instance that I want in&mdash;I cannot put it one place
+for a good reason&mdash;I cannot put it another for a
+better&mdash;and every time I look at it, I turn sick and put the
+<span class="GutSmall">MS.</span> away.</p>
+<p>Well, your letter hasn&rsquo;t come, and a number of others
+are missing.&nbsp; It looks as if a mail-bag had gone on, so
+I&rsquo;ll blame nobody, and proceed to business.</p>
+<p>It looks as if I was going to send you the first three
+chapters of my Grandfather. . . .&nbsp; If they were set up, it
+would be that much anxiety off my mind.&nbsp; I have a strange
+feeling of responsibility, as if I had my ancestors&rsquo;
+<i>souls</i> in my charge, and might miscarry with them.</p>
+<p>There&rsquo;s a lot of work gone into it, and a lot more is
+needed.&nbsp; Still Chapter <span class="GutSmall">I.</span>
+seems about right to me, and much of Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span>&nbsp; Chapter <span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span> I know nothing of, as I told
+you.&nbsp; And Chapter <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span> is at
+present all ends and beginnings; but it can be pulled
+together.</p>
+<p>This is all I have been able to screw up to you for this
+month, and I may add that it is not only more than you deserve,
+but just about more than I was equal to.&nbsp; I have been and am
+entirely useless; just able to tinker at my Grandfather.&nbsp;
+The three chapters&mdash;perhaps also a little of the
+fourth&mdash;will come home to you next mail by the hand of my
+cousin Graham Balfour, a very nice fellow whom I recommend to you
+warmly&mdash;and whom I think you will like.&nbsp; This will give
+you time to consider my various and distracted schemes.</p>
+<p>All our wars are over in the meantime, to begin again as soon
+as the war-ships leave.&nbsp; Adieu.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page298"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+298</span>CHAPTER XXXIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right">23<i>rd</i> <i>August</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Your pleasing
+letter <i>re The Ebb Tide</i>, to hand.&nbsp; I propose, if it be
+not too late, to delete Lloyd&rsquo;s name.&nbsp; He has nothing
+to do with the last half.&nbsp; The first we wrote together, as
+the beginning of a long yarn.&nbsp; The second is entirely mine;
+and I think it rather unfair on the young man to couple his name
+with so infamous a work.&nbsp; Above all, as you had not read the
+two last chapters, which seem to me the most ugly and cynical of
+all.</p>
+<p>You will see that I am not in a good humour; and I am
+not.&nbsp; It is not because of your letter, but because of the
+complicated miseries that surround me and that I choose to say
+nothing of.&nbsp; Life is not all Beer and Skittles.&nbsp; The
+inherent tragedy of things works itself out from white to black
+and blacker, and the poor things of a day look ruefully on.&nbsp;
+Does it shake my cast-iron faith?&nbsp; I cannot say it
+does.&nbsp; I believe in an ultimate decency of things; ay, and
+if I woke in hell, should still believe it!&nbsp; But it is hard
+walking, and I can see my own share in the missteps, and can bow
+my head to the result, like an old, stern, unhappy devil of a
+Norseman, as my ultimate character is. . . .</p>
+<p>Well, <i>il faut cultiver son jardin</i>.&nbsp; That last
+expression of poor, unhappy human wisdom I take to my heart and
+go to <i>St. Ives</i>.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">24th <i>Aug.</i></p>
+<p>And did, and worked about 2 hours and got to sleep ultimately
+and &lsquo;a&rsquo; the clouds has blawn away.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Be sure we&rsquo;ll have some pleisand weather, When
+a&rsquo; the clouds (storms?) has blawn (gone?)
+away.&rsquo;&nbsp; Verses that have a quite inexplicable
+attraction for me, and I believe had for Burns.&nbsp; They have
+no merit, but are somehow good.&nbsp; I am now in a most
+excellent humour.</p>
+<p>I am deep in <i>St. Ives</i> which, I believe, will be the
+next novel done.&nbsp; But it is to be clearly understood that I
+promise nothing, and may throw in your face the very last thing
+you expect&mdash;or I expect.&nbsp; <i>St. Ives</i> will (to my
+mind) not be wholly bad.&nbsp; It is written in rather a funny
+style; a little stilted and left-handed; the style of St. Ives;
+also, to some extent, the style of R. L. S. dictating.&nbsp;
+<i>St. Ives</i> is unintellectual and except as an adventure
+novel, dull.&nbsp; But the adventures seem to me sound and pretty
+probable; and it is a love story.&nbsp; Speed his wings!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sunday night</i>.</p>
+<p><i>De c&oelig;ur un peu plus dispos</i>, <i>monsieur et cher
+confr&egrave;re</i>, <i>je me remets &agrave; vous
+&eacute;crire</i>.&nbsp; <i>St. Ives</i> is now in the 5th
+chapter copying; in the 14th chapter of the dictated draft.&nbsp;
+I do not believe I shall end by disliking it.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, here goes again for the news.&nbsp; Fanny is <i>very
+well</i> indeed, and in good spirits; I am in good spirits but
+not <i>very</i> well; Lloyd is in good spirits and very well;
+Belle has a real good fever which has put her pipe out
+wholly.&nbsp; Graham goes back this mail.&nbsp; He takes with him
+three chapters of <i>The Family</i>, and is to go to you as soon
+as he can.&nbsp; He cannot be much the master of his movements,
+but you grip him when you can and get all you can from him, as he
+has lived about six months with us and he can tell you just what
+is true and what is not&mdash;and not the dreams of dear old
+Ross.&nbsp; He is a good fellow, is he not?</p>
+<p>Since you rather revise your views of <i>The Ebb Tide</i>, I
+think Lloyd&rsquo;s name might stick, but I&rsquo;ll leave it to
+you.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll tell you just how it stands.&nbsp; Up to
+the discovery of the champagne, the tale was all planned between
+us and drafted by Lloyd; from that moment he has had nothing to
+do with it except talking it over.&nbsp; For we changed our plan,
+gave up the projected Monte Cristo, and cut it down for a short
+story.&nbsp; My jmpression&mdash;(I beg your pardon&mdash;this is
+a local joke&mdash;a firm here had on its beer labels,
+&lsquo;sole jmporters&rsquo;)&mdash;is that it will never be
+popular, but might make a little <i>succ&egrave;s de
+scandale</i>.&nbsp; However, I&rsquo;m done with it now, and not
+sorry, and the crowd may rave and mumble its bones for what I
+care.</p>
+<p>Hole essential.&nbsp; I am sorry about the maps; but I want
+&rsquo;em for next edition, so see and have proofs sent.&nbsp;
+You are quite right about the bottle and the great Huish, I must
+try to make it clear.&nbsp; No, I will not write a play for
+Irving nor for the devil.&nbsp; Can you not see that the work of
+<i>falsification</i> which a play demands is of all tasks the
+most ungrateful?&nbsp; And I have done it a long while&mdash;and
+nothing ever came of it.</p>
+<p>Consider my new proposal, I mean Honolulu.&nbsp; You would get
+the Atlantic and the Rocky Mountains, would you not? for
+bracing.&nbsp; And so much less sea!&nbsp; And then you could
+actually see Vailima, which I <i>would</i> like you to, for
+it&rsquo;s beautiful and my home and tomb that is to be; though
+it&rsquo;s a wrench not to be planted in Scotland&mdash;that I
+can never deny&mdash;if I could only be buried in the hills,
+under the heather and a table tombstone like the martyrs, where
+the whaups and plovers are crying!&nbsp; Did you see a man who
+wrote the <i>Stickit Minister</i>, and dedicated it to me, in
+words that brought the tears to my eyes every time I looked at
+them, &lsquo;Where about the graves of the martyrs the whaups are
+crying.&nbsp; <i>His</i> heart remembers how.&rsquo;&nbsp; Ah, by
+God, it does!&nbsp; Singular that I should fulfil the Scots
+destiny throughout, and live a voluntary exile, and have my head
+filled with the blessed, beastly place all the time!</p>
+<p>And now a word as regards the delusions of the dear Ross, who
+remembers, I believe, my letters and Fanny&rsquo;s when we were
+first installed, and were really hoeing a hard row.&nbsp; We have
+salad, beans, cabbages, tomatoes, asparagus, kohl-rabi, oranges,
+limes, barbadines, pine-apples, Cape gooseberries&mdash;galore;
+pints of milk and cream; fresh meat five days a week.&nbsp; It is
+the rarest thing for any of us to touch a tin; and the gnashing
+of teeth when it has to be done is dreadful&mdash;for no one who
+has not lived on them for six months knows what the Hatred of the
+Tin is.&nbsp; As for exposure, my weakness is certainly the
+reverse; I am sometimes a month without leaving the
+verandah&mdash;for my sins, be it said!&nbsp; Doubtless, when I
+go about and, as the Doctor says, &lsquo;expose myself to
+malaria,&rsquo; I am in far better health; and I would do so more
+too&mdash;for I do not mean to be silly&mdash;but the
+difficulties are great.&nbsp; However, you see how much the dear
+Doctor knows of my diet and habits!&nbsp; Malaria practically
+does not exist in these islands; it is a negligeable
+quantity.&nbsp; What really bothers us a little is the mosquito
+affair&mdash;the so-called elephantiasis&mdash;ask Ross about
+it.&nbsp; A real romance of natural history, <i>quoi</i>!</p>
+<p>Hi! stop! you say <i>The Ebb Tide</i> is the &lsquo;working
+out of an artistic problem of a kind.&rsquo;&nbsp; Well, I should
+just bet it was!&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t like Attwater.&nbsp; But
+look at my three rogues; they&rsquo;re all there, I&rsquo;ll go
+bail.&nbsp; Three types of the bad man, the weak man, and the
+strong man with a weakness, that are gone through and lived
+out.</p>
+<p>Yes, of course I was sorry for Mataafa, but a good deal
+sorrier and angrier about the mismanagement of all the white
+officials.&nbsp; I cannot bear to write about that.&nbsp; Manono
+all destroyed, one house standing in Apolima, the women stripped,
+the prisoners beaten with whips&mdash;and the women&rsquo;s heads
+taken&mdash;all under white auspices.&nbsp; And for upshot and
+result of so much shame to the white powers&mdash;Tamasese
+already conspiring! as I knew and preached in vain must be the
+case!&nbsp; Well, well, it is no fun to meddle in politics!</p>
+<p>I suppose you&rsquo;re right about Simon.&nbsp; But it is
+Symon throughout in that blessed little volume my father bought
+for me in Inverness in the year of grace &rsquo;81, I
+believe&mdash;the trial of James Stewart, with the Jacobite
+pamphlet and the dying speech appended&mdash;out of which the
+whole of Davie has already been begotten, and which I felt it a
+kind of loyalty to follow.&nbsp; I really ought to have it bound
+in velvet and gold, if I had any gratitude! and the best of the
+lark is, that the name of David Balfour is not anywhere within
+the bounds of it.</p>
+<p>A pretty curious instance of the genesis of a book.&nbsp; I am
+delighted at your good word for <i>David</i>; I believe the two
+together make up much the best of my work and perhaps of what is
+in me.&nbsp; I am not ashamed of them, at least.&nbsp; There is
+one hitch; instead of three hours between the two parts, I fear
+there have passed three years over Davie&rsquo;s character; but
+do not tell anybody; see if they can find it out for themselves;
+and no doubt his experiences in <i>Kidnapped</i> would go far to
+form him.&nbsp; I would like a copy to go to G. Meredith.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Wednesday</i>.</p>
+<p>Well, here is a new move.&nbsp; It is likely I may start with
+Graham next week and go to Honolulu to meet the other steamer and
+return: I do believe a fortnight at sea would do me good; yet I
+am not yet certain.&nbsp; The crowded <i>up</i>-steamer sticks in
+my throat.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Tuesday</i>, 12<i>th</i>
+<i>Sept.</i></p>
+<p>Yesterday was perhaps the brightest in the annals of
+Vailima.&nbsp; I got leave from Captain Bickford to have the band
+of the <i>Katoomba</i> come up, and they came, fourteen of
+&rsquo;em, with drum, fife, cymbals and bugles, blue jackets,
+white caps, and smiling faces.&nbsp; The house was all decorated
+with scented greenery above and below.&nbsp; We had not only our
+own nine out-door workers, but a contract party that we took on
+in charity to pay their war-fine; the band besides, as it came up
+the mountain, had collected a following of children by the way,
+and we had a picking of Samoan ladies to receive them.&nbsp;
+Chicken, ham, cake, and fruits were served out with coffee and
+lemonade, and all the afternoon we had rounds of claret negus
+flavoured with rum and limes.&nbsp; They played to us, they
+danced, they sang, they tumbled.&nbsp; Our boys came in the end
+of the verandah and gave <i>them</i> a dance for a while.&nbsp;
+It was anxious work getting this stopped once it had begun, but I
+knew the band was going on a programme.&nbsp; Finally they gave
+three cheers for Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, shook hands, formed up and
+marched off playing&mdash;till a kicking horse in the paddock put
+their pipes out something of the suddenest&mdash;we thought the
+big drum was gone, but Simel&eacute; flew to the rescue.&nbsp;
+And so they wound away down the hill with ever another call of
+the bugle, leaving us extinct with fatigue, but perhaps the most
+contented hosts that ever watched the departure of successful
+guests.&nbsp; Simply impossible to tell how well these
+blue-jackets behaved; a most interesting lot of men; this
+education of boys for the navy is making a class, wholly
+apart&mdash;how shall I call them?&mdash;a kind of lower-class
+public school boy, well-mannered, fairly intelligent, sentimental
+as a sailor.&nbsp; What is more shall be writ on board ship if
+anywhere.</p>
+<p>Please send <i>Catriona</i> to G. Meredith.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>S. S. Mariposa</i>.</p>
+<p>To-morrow I reach Honolulu.&nbsp; Good-morning to your
+honour.&nbsp; R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page306"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+306</span>CHAPTER XXXIV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Waikiki</i>, <i>Honolulu</i>,
+<i>H. 1.</i><br />
+<i>Oct.</i> 23rd, 1893.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;My wife came up
+on the steamer and we go home together in 2 days.&nbsp; I am
+practically all right, only sleepy and tired easily, slept
+yesterday from 11 to 11.45, from 1 to 2.50, went to bed at 8
+<span class="GutSmall">P.M.</span>, and with an hour&rsquo;s
+interval slept till 6 <span class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>, close
+upon 14 hours out of the 24.&nbsp; We sail to-morrow.&nbsp; I am
+anxious to get home, though this has been an interesting visit,
+and politics have been curious indeed to study.&nbsp; We go to
+P.P.C. on the &lsquo;Queen&rsquo; this morning; poor, recluse
+lady, <i>abreuv&eacute;e d&rsquo;injures qu&rsquo;elle
+est</i>.&nbsp; Had a rather annoying lunch on board the American
+man-of-war, with a member of the P.G. (provincial government);
+and a good deal of anti-royalist talk, which I had to sit
+out&mdash;not only for my host&rsquo;s sake, but my fellow
+guests.&nbsp; At last, I took the lead and changed the
+conversation.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<p>I am being busted here by party named Hutchinson.&nbsp; Seems
+good.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">[<i>Vailima&mdash;November</i>.]</p>
+<p>Home again, and found all well, thank God.&nbsp; I am
+perfectly well again and ruddier than the cherry.&nbsp; Please
+note that 8000 is not bad for a volume of short stories; the
+<i>Merry Men</i> did a good deal worse; the short story never
+sells.&nbsp; I hope <i>Catriona</i> will do; that is the
+important.&nbsp; The reviews seem mixed and perplexed, and one
+had the peculiar virtue to make me angry.&nbsp; I am in a fair
+way to expiscate my family history.&nbsp; Fanny and I had a
+lovely voyage down, with our new C. J. and the American Land
+Commissioner, and on the whole, and for these disgusting
+steamers, a pleasant ship&rsquo;s company.&nbsp; I cannot
+understand why you don&rsquo;t take to the Hawaii scheme.&nbsp;
+Do you understand?&nbsp; You cross the Atlantic in six days, and
+go from &rsquo;Frisco to Honolulu in seven.&nbsp; Thirteen days
+at sea <i>in all</i>.&mdash;I have no wish to publish <i>The Ebb
+Tide</i> as a book, let it wait.&nbsp; It will look well in the
+portfolio.&nbsp; I would like a copy, of course, for that end;
+and to &lsquo;look upon&rsquo;t again&rsquo;&mdash;which I scarce
+dare.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right">[<i>Later</i>.]</p>
+<p>This is disgraceful.&nbsp; I have done nothing; neither work
+nor letters.&nbsp; On the Me (May) day, we had a great triumph;
+our Protestant boys, instead of going with their own villages and
+families, went of their own accord in the Vailima uniform; Belle
+made coats for them on purpose to complete the uniform, they
+having bought the stuff; and they were hailed as they marched in
+as the Tama-ona&mdash;the rich man&rsquo;s children.&nbsp; This
+is really a score; it means that Vailima is publicly taken as a
+family.&nbsp; Then we had my birthday feast a week late, owing to
+diarrhoea on the proper occasion.&nbsp; The feast was laid in the
+Hall, and was a singular mass of food: 15 pigs, 100 lbs. beef,
+100 lbs. pork, and the fruit and filigree in a proportion.&nbsp;
+We had sixty horse-posts driven in the gate paddock; how many
+guests I cannot guess, perhaps 150.&nbsp; They came between three
+and four and left about seven.&nbsp; Seumanu gave me one of his
+names; and when my name was called at the ava drinking, behold,
+it was <i>Au mai taua ma manu-vao</i>!&nbsp; You would scarce
+recognise me, if you heard me thus referred to!</p>
+<p>Two days after, we hired a carriage in Apia, Fanny, Belle,
+Lloyd and I, and drove in great style, with a native outrider, to
+the prison; a huge gift of ava and tobacco under the seats.&nbsp;
+The prison is now under the <i>pule</i> of an Austrian, Captain
+Wurmbrand, a soldier of fortune in Servia and Turkey, a charming,
+clever, kindly creature, who is adored by &lsquo;<i>his</i>
+chiefs&rsquo; (as he calls them) meaning <i>our</i> political
+prisoners.&nbsp; And we came into the yard, walled about with
+tinned iron, and drank ava with the prisoners and the
+captain.&nbsp; It may amuse you to hear how it is proper to drink
+ava.&nbsp; When the cup is handed you, you reach your arm out
+somewhat behind you, and slowly pour a libation, saying with
+somewhat the manner of prayer, &lsquo;<i>Ia taumafa e le
+atua</i>.&nbsp; <i>Ua matagofie le f&eacute;silafaiga
+nei</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Be it (high-chief) partaken of by
+the God.&nbsp; How (high chief) beautiful to view is this (high
+chief) gathering.&rsquo;&nbsp; This pagan practice is very
+queer.&nbsp; I should say that the prison ava was of that not
+very welcome form that we elegantly call spit-ava, but of course
+there was no escape, and it had to be drunk.&nbsp; Fanny and I
+rode home, and I moralised by the way.&nbsp; Could we ever stand
+Europe again? did she appreciate that if we were in London, we
+should be <i>actually jostled</i> in the street? and there was
+nobody in the whole of Britain who knew how to take ava like a
+gentleman?&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis funny to be thus of two
+civilisations&mdash;or, if you like, of one civilisation and one
+barbarism.&nbsp; And, as usual, the barbarism is the more
+engaging.</p>
+<p>Colvin, you have to come here and see us in our [native /
+mortal] spot.&nbsp; I just don&rsquo;t seem to be able to make up
+my mind to your not coming.&nbsp; By this time, you will have
+seen Graham, I hope, and he will be able to tell you something
+about us, and something reliable, I shall feel for the first time
+as if you knew a little about Samoa after that.&nbsp; Fanny seems
+to be in the right way now.&nbsp; I must say she is very, very
+well for her, and complains scarce at all.&nbsp; Yesterday, she
+went down <i>sola</i> (at least accompanied by a groom) to pay a
+visit; Belle, Lloyd and I went a walk up the mountain
+road&mdash;the great public highway of the island, where you have
+to go single file.&nbsp; The object was to show Belle that gaudy
+valley of the Vaisigano which the road follows.&nbsp; If the road
+is to be made and opened, as our new Chief Justice promises, it
+will be one of the most beautiful roads in the world.&nbsp; But
+the point is this: I forgot I had been three months in
+civilisation, wearing shoes and stockings, and I tell you I
+suffered on my soft feet; coming home, down hill, on that
+stairway of loose stones, I could have cried.&nbsp; O yes,
+another story, I knew I had.&nbsp; The house boys had not been
+behaving well, so the other night I announced a <i>fono</i>, and
+Lloyd and I went into the boys&rsquo; quarters, and I talked to
+them I suppose for half an hour, and Talolo translated; Lloyd was
+there principally to keep another ear on the interpreter; else
+there may be dreadful misconceptions.&nbsp; I rubbed all their
+ears, except two whom I particularly praised; and one man&rsquo;s
+wages I announced I had cut down by one half.&nbsp; Imagine his
+taking this smiling!&nbsp; Ever since, he has been specially
+attentive and greets me with a face of really heavenly
+brightness.&nbsp; This is another good sign of their really and
+fairly accepting me as a chief.&nbsp; When I first came here, if
+I had fined a man a sixpence, he would have quit work that hour,
+and now I remove half his income, and he is glad to stay
+on&mdash;nay, does not seem to entertain the possibility of
+leaving.&nbsp; And this in the face of one particular
+difficulty&mdash;I mean our house in the bush, and no society,
+and no women society within decent reach.</p>
+<p>I think I must give you our staff in a tabular form.</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">HOUSE.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">KITCHEN</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">OUTSIDE.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>+ o <i>Sosimo</i>, provost and butler, and my valet.</p>
+<p>o <i>Misifolo</i>, who is Fanny and Belle&rsquo;s
+chamberlain.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>+ o <i>Talolo</i>, provost and chief cook.</p>
+<p>+ o <i>Iopu</i>, second cook.</p>
+<p><i>Tali</i>, his wife, no wages.</p>
+<p><i>Ti&rsquo;a</i>, Samoan cook.</p>
+<p><i>Feiloa&rsquo;i</i>, his child, no wages, likewise no
+work&mdash;Belle&rsquo;s pet.</p>
+<p>+ o <i>Leuelu</i>, Fanny&rsquo;s boy, gardener, odd jobs.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">In</span>
+APIA.</p>
+<p>+ <i>Eliga</i>, washman and daily errand man.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>+ o <i>Henry Simel&eacute;</i>, provost and overseas of
+outside boys.</p>
+<p><i>L&uuml;</i>.</p>
+<p><i>Tasi Sele</i>.</p>
+<p><i>Maiele</i>.</p>
+<p><i>Pulu</i>, who is also our talking man and cries the
+ava.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>The crosses mark out the really excellent boys.&nbsp;
+Ti&rsquo;a is the man who has just been fined half his wages; he
+is a beautiful old man, the living image of &lsquo;Fighting
+Gladiator,&rsquo; my favourite statue&mdash;but a dreadful
+humbug.&nbsp; I think we keep him on a little on account of his
+looks.&nbsp; This sign o marks those who have been two years or
+upwards in the family.&nbsp; I note all my old boys have the
+cross of honour, except Misifolo; well, poor dog, he does his
+best, I suppose.&nbsp; You should see him scour.&nbsp; It is a
+remark that has often been made by visitors: you never see a
+Samoan run, except at Vailima.&nbsp; Do you not suppose that
+makes me proud?</p>
+<p>I am pleased to see what a success <i>The Wrecker</i> was,
+having already in little more than a year outstripped <i>The
+Master of Ballantrae</i>.</p>
+<p>About <i>David Balfour</i> in two volumes, do see that they
+make it a decent-looking book, and tell me, do you think a little
+historical appendix would be of service?&nbsp; Lang bleats for
+one, and I thought I might address it to him as a kind of open
+letter.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Dec.</i> 4<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>No time after all.&nbsp; Good-bye.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page313"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+313</span>CHAPTER XXXV</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;One page out
+of my picture book I must give you.&nbsp; Fine burning day; half
+past two <span class="GutSmall">P.M.</span>&nbsp; We four begin
+to rouse up from reparatory slumbers, yawn, and groan, get a cup
+of tea, and miserably dress: we have had a party the day before,
+X&rsquo;mas Day, with all the boys absent but one, and latterly
+two; we had cooked all day long, a cold dinner, and lo! at two
+our guests began to arrive, though dinner was not till six; they
+were sixteen, and fifteen slept the night and breakfasted.&nbsp;
+Conceive, then, how unwillingly we climb on our horses and start
+off in the hottest part of the afternoon to ride 4&frac12; miles,
+attend a native feast in the gaol, and ride four and a half miles
+back.&nbsp; But there is no help for it.&nbsp; I am a sort of
+father of the political prisoners, and have <i>charge
+d&rsquo;&acirc;mes</i> in that riotously absurd establishment,
+Apia Gaol.&nbsp; The twenty-three (I think it is) chiefs act as
+under gaolers.&nbsp; The other day they told the Captain of an
+attempt to escape.&nbsp; One of the lesser political prisoners
+the other day effected a swift capture, while the Captain was
+trailing about with the warrant; the man came to see what was
+wanted; came, too, flanked by the former gaoler; my prisoner
+offers to show him the dark cell, shoves him in, and locks the
+door.&nbsp; &lsquo;Why do you do that?&rsquo; cries the former
+gaoler.&nbsp; &lsquo;A warrant,&rsquo; says he.&nbsp; Finally,
+the chiefs actually feed the soldiery who watch them!</p>
+<p>The gaol is a wretched little building, containing a little
+room, and three cells, on each side of a central passage; it is
+surrounded by a fence of corrugated iron, and shows, over the top
+of that, only a gable end with the inscription <i>O le Fale
+Puipui</i>.&nbsp; It is on the edge of the mangrove swamp, and is
+reached by a sort of causeway of turf.&nbsp; When we drew near,
+we saw the gates standing open and a prodigious crowd
+outside&mdash;I mean prodigious for Apia, perhaps a hundred and
+fifty people.&nbsp; The two sentries at the gate stood to arms
+passively, and there seemed to be a continuous circulation inside
+and out.&nbsp; The captain came to meet us; our boy, who had been
+sent ahead was there to take the horses; and we passed inside the
+court which was full of food, and rang continuously to the voice
+of the caller of gifts; I had to blush a little later when my own
+present came, and I heard my one pig and eight miserable
+pine-apples being counted out like guineas.&nbsp; In the four
+corners of the yard and along one wall, there are make-shift,
+dwarfish, Samoan houses or huts, which have been run up since
+Captain Wurmbrand came to accommodate the chiefs.&nbsp; Before
+that they were all crammed into the six cells, and locked in for
+the night, some of them with dysentery.&nbsp; They are wretched
+constructions enough, but sanctified by the presence of
+chiefs.&nbsp; We heard a man corrected loudly to-day for saying
+&lsquo;<i>Fale</i>&rsquo; of one of them;
+&lsquo;<i>Maota</i>,&rsquo; roared the highest chief
+present&mdash;&lsquo;palace.&rsquo;&nbsp; About eighteen chiefs,
+gorgeously arrayed, stood up to greet us, and led us into one of
+these <i>maotas</i>, where you may be sure we had to crouch,
+almost to kneel, to enter, and where a row of pretty girls
+occupied one side to make the ava (kava).&nbsp; The highest chief
+present was a magnificent man, as high chiefs usually are; I find
+I cannot describe him; his face is full of shrewdness and
+authority; his figure like Ajax; his name Auilua.&nbsp; He took
+the head of the building and put Belle on his right hand.&nbsp;
+Fanny was called first for the ava (kava).&nbsp; Our names were
+called in English style, the high-chief wife of Mr. St&mdash; (an
+unpronounceable something); Mrs. Straw, and the like.&nbsp; And
+when we went into the other house to eat, we found we were seated
+alternately with chiefs about the&mdash;table, I was about to
+say, but rather floor.&nbsp; Everything was to be done European
+style with a vengeance!&nbsp; We were the only whites present,
+except Wurmbrand, and still I had no suspicion of the
+truth.&nbsp; They began to take off their ulas (necklaces of
+scarlet seeds) and hang them about our necks; we politely
+resisted, and were told that the King (who had stopped off their
+<i>siva</i>) had sent down to the prison a message to the effect
+that he was to give a dinner to-morrow, and wished their
+second-hand ulas for it.&nbsp; Some of them were content; others
+not.&nbsp; There was a ring of anger in the boy&rsquo;s voice, as
+he told us we were to wear them past the King&rsquo;s
+house.&nbsp; Dinner over, I must say they are moderate eaters at
+a feast, we returned to the ava house; and then the curtain drew
+suddenly up upon the set scene.&nbsp; We took our seats, and
+Auilua began to give me a present, recapitulating each article as
+he gave it out, with some appropriate comment.&nbsp; He called me
+several times &lsquo;their only friend,&rsquo; said they were all
+in slavery, had no money, and these things were all made by the
+hands of their families&mdash;nothing bought; he had one phrase,
+in which I heard his voice rise up to a note of triumph:
+&lsquo;This is a present from the poor prisoners to the rich
+man.&rsquo;&nbsp; Thirteen pieces of tapa, some of them
+surprisingly fine, one I think unique; thirty fans of every shape
+and colour; a kava cup, etc., etc.&nbsp; At first Auilua
+conducted the business with weighty gravity; but before the end
+of the thirty fans, his comments began to be humorous.&nbsp; When
+it came to a little basket, he said: &lsquo;Here was a little
+basket for Tusitala to put sixpence in, when he could get hold of
+one&rsquo;&mdash;with a delicious grimace.&nbsp; I answered as
+best as I was able through a miserable interpreter; and all the
+while, as I went on, I heard the crier outside in the court
+calling my gift of food, which I perceived was to be
+Gargantuan.&nbsp; I had brought but three boys with me.&nbsp; It
+was plain that they were wholly overpowered.&nbsp; We proposed to
+send for our gifts on the morrow; but no, said the interpreter,
+that would never do; they must go away to-day, Mulinuu must see
+my porters taking away the gifts,&mdash;&lsquo;make &rsquo;em
+jella,&rsquo; quoth the interpreter.&nbsp; And I began to see the
+reason of this really splendid gift; one half, gratitude to
+me&mdash;one half, a wipe at the King.</p>
+<p>And now, to introduce darker colours, you must know this visit
+of mine to the gaol was just a little bit risky; we had several
+causes for anxiety; it <i>might</i> have been put up, to connect
+with a Tamasese rising.&nbsp; Tusitala and his family would be
+good hostages.&nbsp; On the other hand, there were the Mulinuu
+people all about.&nbsp; We could see the anxiety of Captain
+Wurmbrand, no less anxious to have us go, than he had been to see
+us come; he was deadly white and plainly had a bad headache, in
+the noisy scene.&nbsp; Presently, the noise grew uproarious;
+there was a rush at the gate&mdash;a rush in, not a rush
+out&mdash;where the two sentries still stood passive; Auilua
+leaped from his place (it was then that I got the name of Ajax
+for him) and the next moment we heard his voice roaring and saw
+his mighty figure swaying to and fro in the hurly-burly.&nbsp; As
+the deuce would have it, we could not understand a word of what
+was going on.&nbsp; It might be nothing more than the ordinary
+&lsquo;grab racket&rsquo; with which a feast commonly concludes;
+it might be something worse.&nbsp; We made what arrangements we
+could for my tapa, fans, etc., as well as for my five pigs, my
+masses of fish, taro, etc., and with great dignity, and ourselves
+laden with ulas and other decorations, passed between the
+sentries among the howling mob to our horses.&nbsp; All&rsquo;s
+well that ends well.&nbsp; Owing to Fanny and Belle, we had to
+walk; and, as Lloyd said, &lsquo;he had at last ridden in a
+circus.&rsquo;&nbsp; The whole length of Apia we paced our
+triumphal progress, past the King&rsquo;s palace, past the German
+firm at Sogi&mdash;you can follow it on the map&mdash;amidst
+admiring exclamations of
+&lsquo;<i>Mawaia</i>&rsquo;&mdash;beautiful&mdash;it may be
+rendered &lsquo;O my! ain&rsquo;t they dandy&rsquo;&mdash;until
+we turned up at last into our road as the dusk deepened into
+night.&nbsp; It was really exciting.&nbsp; And there is one thing
+sure: no such feast was ever made for a single family, and no
+such present ever given to a single white man.&nbsp; It is
+something to have been the hero of it.&nbsp; And whatever other
+ingredients there were, undoubtedly gratitude was present.&nbsp;
+As money value I have actually gained on the transaction!</p>
+<p>Your note arrived; little profit, I must say.&nbsp; Scott has
+already put his nose in, in <i>St. Ives</i>, sir; but his
+appearance is not yet complete; nothing is in that romance,
+except the story.&nbsp; I have to announce that I am off work,
+probably for six months.&nbsp; I must own that I have overworked
+bitterly&mdash;overworked&mdash;there, that&rsquo;s
+legible.&nbsp; My hand is a thing that was, and in the meanwhile
+so are my brains.&nbsp; And here, in the very midst, comes a
+plausible scheme to make Vailima pay, which will perhaps let me
+into considerable expense just when I don&rsquo;t want it.&nbsp;
+You know the vast cynicism of my view of affairs, and how readily
+and (as some people say) with how much gusto I take the darker
+view?</p>
+<p>Why do you not send me Jerome K. Jerome&rsquo;s paper, and let
+me see <i>The Ebb Tide</i> as a serial?&nbsp; It is always very
+important to see a thing in different presentments.&nbsp; I want
+every number.&nbsp; Politically we begin the new year with every
+expectation of a bust in 2 or 3 days, a bust which may spell
+destruction to Samoa.&nbsp; I have written to Baxter about his
+proposal.</p>
+<h2><a name="page320"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+320</span>CHAPTER XXXVI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/p320b.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Portrait of R. L. Stevenson with the Native Chief Tui
+Malealiifano"
+title=
+"Portrait of R. L. Stevenson with the Native Chief Tui
+Malealiifano"
+src="images/p320s.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>,<br />
+<i>Jan.</i> 29<i>th</i>, 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I had fully
+intended for your education and moral health to fob you off with
+the meanest possible letter this month, and unfortunately I find
+I will have to treat you to a good long account of matters
+here.&nbsp; I believe I have told you before about
+Tui-ma-le-alii-fano and my taking him down to introduce him to
+the Chief Justice.&nbsp; Well, Tui came back to Vailima one day
+in the blackest sort of spirits, saying the war was decided, that
+he also must join in the fight, and that there was no hope
+whatever of success.&nbsp; He must fight as a point of honour for
+his family and country; and in his case, even if he escaped on
+the field of battle, deportation was the least to be looked
+for.&nbsp; He said he had a letter of complaint from the Great
+Council of A&rsquo;ana which he wished to lay before the Chief
+Justice; and he asked me to accompany him as if I were his
+nurse.&nbsp; We went down about dinner time; and by the way
+received from a lurking native the famous letter in an official
+blue envelope gummed up to the edges.&nbsp; It proved to be a
+declaration of war, quite formal, but with some variations that
+really made you bounce.&nbsp; White residents were directly
+threatened, bidden to have nothing to do with the King&rsquo;s
+party, not to receive their goods in their houses, etc., under
+pain of an accident.&nbsp; However, the Chief Justice took it
+very wisely and mildly, and between us, he and I and Tui made up
+a plan which has proved successful&mdash;so far.&nbsp; The war is
+over&mdash;fifteen chiefs are this morning undergoing a curious
+double process of law, comparable to a court martial; in which
+their complaints are to be considered, and if possible righted,
+while their conduct is to be criticised, perhaps punished.&nbsp;
+Up to now, therefore, it has been a most successful policy; but
+the danger is before us.&nbsp; My own feeling would decidedly be
+that all would be spoiled by a single execution.&nbsp; The great
+hope after all lies in the knotless, rather flaccid character of
+the people.&nbsp; These are no Maoris.&nbsp; All the powers that
+Cedarcrantz let go by disuse the new C. J. is stealthily and
+boldly taking back again; perhaps some others also.&nbsp; He has
+shamed the chiefs in Mulinuu into a law against taking heads,
+with a punishment of six years&rsquo; imprisonment and, for a
+chief, degradation.&nbsp; To him has been left the sole conduct
+of this anxious and decisive inquiry.&nbsp; If the natives stand
+it, why, well!&nbsp; But I am nervous.</p>
+<h2><a name="page322"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+322</span>CHAPTER XXXVII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Feb.</i> 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;By a reaction,
+when your letter is a little decent, mine is to be naked and
+unashamed.&nbsp; We have been much exercised.&nbsp; No one can
+prophesy here, of course, and the balance still hangs trembling,
+but I <i>think</i> it will go for peace.</p>
+<p>The mail was very late this time; hence the paltryness of this
+note.&nbsp; When it came and I had read it, I retired with <i>The
+Ebb Tide</i> and read it all before I slept.&nbsp; I did not
+dream it was near as good; I am afraid I think it
+excellent.&nbsp; A little indecision about Attwater, not
+much.&nbsp; It gives me great hope, as I see I <i>can</i> work in
+that constipated, mosaic manner, which is what I have to do just
+now with <i>Weir of Hermiston</i>.</p>
+<p>We have given a ball; I send you a paper describing the
+event.&nbsp; We have two guests in the house, Captain-Count
+Wurmbrand and Monsieur Albert de Lautreppe.&nbsp; Lautreppe is
+awfully nice&mdash;a quiet, gentlemanly fellow, <i>gonfl&eacute;
+de r&ecirc;ves</i>, as he describes himself&mdash;once a sculptor
+in the atelier of Henry Crosse, he knows something of art, and is
+really a resource to me.</p>
+<p>Letter from Meredith very kind.&nbsp; Have you seen no more of
+Graham?</p>
+<p>What about my grandfather?&nbsp; The family history will grow
+to be quite a chapter.</p>
+<p>I suppose I am growing sensitive; perhaps, by living among
+barbarians, I expect more civility.&nbsp; Look at this from the
+author of a very interesting and laudatory critique.&nbsp; He
+gives quite a false description of something of mine, and talks
+about my &lsquo;insolence.&rsquo;&nbsp; Frankly, I supposed
+&lsquo;insolence&rsquo; to be a tapua word.&nbsp; I do not use it
+to a gentleman, I would not write it of a gentleman: I may be
+wrong, but I believe we did not write it of a gentleman in old
+days, and in my view he (clever fellow as he is) wants to be
+kicked for applying it to me.&nbsp; By writing a novel&mdash;even
+a bad one&mdash;I do not make myself a criminal for anybody to
+insult.&nbsp; This may amuse you.&nbsp; But either there is a
+change in journalism, too gradual for you to remark it on the
+spot, or there is a change in me.&nbsp; I cannot bear these
+phrases; I long to resent them.&nbsp; My forbears, the tenant
+farmers of the Mains, would not have suffered such expressions
+unless it had been from Cauldwell, or Rowallan, or maybe
+Auchendrane.&nbsp; My Family Pride bristles.&nbsp; I am like the
+negro, &lsquo;I just heard last night&rsquo; who my great, great,
+great, great grandfather was.&mdash;Ever yours,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page324"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+324</span>CHAPTER XXXVIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>March</i> 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This is the
+very day the mail goes, and I have as yet written you
+nothing.&nbsp; But it was just as well&mdash;as it was all about
+my &lsquo;blacks and chocolates,&rsquo; and what of it had
+relation to whites you will read some of in the
+<i>Times</i>.&nbsp; It means, as you will see, that I have at one
+blow quarrelled with all the officials of Samoa, the Foreign
+Office, and I suppose her Majesty the Queen with milk and honey
+blest.&nbsp; But you&rsquo;ll see in the <i>Times</i>.&nbsp; I am
+very well indeed, but just about dead and mighty glad the mail is
+near here, and I can just give up all hope of contending with my
+letters, and lie down for the rest of the day.&nbsp; These
+<i>Times</i> letters are not easy to write.&nbsp; And I dare say
+the Consuls say, &lsquo;Why, then, does he write them?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I had miserable luck with <i>St. Ives</i>; being already
+half-way through it, a book I had ordered six months ago arrives
+at last, and I have to change the first half of it from top to
+bottom!&nbsp; How could I have dreamed the French prisoners were
+watched over like a female charity school, kept in a grotesque
+livery, and shaved twice a week?&nbsp; And I had made all my
+points on the idea that they were unshaved and clothed
+anyhow.&nbsp; However, this last is better business; if only the
+book had come when I ordered it!&nbsp; <i>A propos</i>, many of
+the books you announce don&rsquo;t come as a matter of
+fact.&nbsp; When they are of any value, it is best to register
+them.&nbsp; Your letter, alas! is not here; I sent it down to the
+cottage, with all my mail, for Fanny; on Sunday night a boy comes
+up with a lantern and a note from Fanny, to say the woods are
+full of Atuas and I must bring a horse down that instant, as the
+posts are established beyond her on the road, and she does not
+want to have the fight going on between us.&nbsp; Impossible to
+get a horse; so I started in the dark on foot, with a revolver,
+and my spurs on my bare feet, leaving directions that the boy
+should mount after me with the horse.&nbsp; Try such an
+experience on Our Road once, and do it, if you please, after you
+have been down town from nine o&rsquo;clock till six, on board
+the ship-of-war lunching, teaching Sunday School (I actually do)
+and making necessary visits; and the Saturday before, having sat
+all day from half past six to half-past four, scriving at my
+<i>Times</i> letter.&nbsp; About half-way up, just in fact at
+&lsquo;point&rsquo; of the outposts, I met Fanny coming up.&nbsp;
+Then all night long I was being wakened with scares that really
+should be looked into, though I <i>knew</i> there was nothing in
+them and no bottom to the whole story; and the drums and shouts
+and cries from Tanugamanono and the town keeping up an all night
+corybantic chorus in the moonlight&mdash;the moon rose
+late&mdash;and the search-light of the war-ship in the harbour
+making a jewel of brightness as it lit up the bay of Apia in the
+distance.&nbsp; And then next morning, about eight o&rsquo;clock,
+a drum coming out of the woods and a party of patrols who had
+been in the woods on our left front (which is our true rear)
+coming up to the house, and meeting there another party who had
+been in the woods on our right [front / rear] which is Vaea
+Mountain, and 43 of them being entertained to ava and biscuits on
+the verandah, and marching off at last in single file for
+Apia.&nbsp; Briefly, it is not much wonder if your letter and my
+whole mail was left at the cottage, and I have no means of seeing
+or answering particulars.</p>
+<p>The whole thing was nothing but a bottomless scare; it was
+<i>obviously</i> so; you couldn&rsquo;t make a child believe it
+was anything else, but it has made the Consuls sit up.&nbsp; My
+own private scares were really abominably annoying; as for
+instance after I had got to sleep for the ninth time
+perhaps&mdash;and that was no easy matter either, for I had a
+crick in my neck so agonising that I had to sleep sitting
+up&mdash;I heard noises as of a man being murdered in the
+boys&rsquo; house.&nbsp; To be sure, said I, this is nothing
+again, but if a man&rsquo;s head was being taken, the noises
+would be the same!&nbsp; So I had to get up, stifle my cries of
+agony from the crick, get my revolver, and creep out stealthily
+to the boys&rsquo; house.&nbsp; And there were two of them
+sitting up, keeping watch of their own accord like good boys, and
+whiling the time over a game of Sweepi (Cascino&mdash;the whist
+of our islanders)&mdash;and one of them was our champion idiot,
+Misifolo, and I suppose he was holding bad cards, and losing all
+the time&mdash;and these noises were his humorous protests
+against Fortune!</p>
+<p>Well, excuse this excursion into my &lsquo;blacks and
+chocolates.&rsquo;&nbsp; It is the last.&nbsp; You will have
+heard from Lysaght how I failed to write last mail.&nbsp; The
+said Lysaght seems to me a very nice fellow.&nbsp; We were only
+sorry he could not stay with us longer.&nbsp; Austin came back
+from school last week, which made a great time for the
+Amanuensis, you may be sure.&nbsp; Then on Saturday, the
+<i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> came in&mdash;same commission, with all our
+old friends; and on Sunday, as already mentioned, Austin and I
+went down to service and had lunch afterwards in the
+wardroom.&nbsp; The officers were awfully nice to Austin; they
+are the most amiable ship in the world; and after lunch we had a
+paper handed round on which we were to guess, and sign our guess,
+of the number of leaves on the pine-apple; I never saw this game
+before, but it seems it is much practised in the Queen&rsquo;s
+Navee.&nbsp; When all have betted, one of the party begins to
+strip the pine-apple head, and the person whose guess is furthest
+out has to pay for the sherry.&nbsp; My equanimity was disturbed
+by shouts of <i>The American Commodore</i>, and I found that
+Austin had entered and lost about a bottle of sherry!&nbsp; He
+turned with great composure and addressed me.&nbsp; &lsquo;I am
+afraid I must look to you, Uncle Louis.&rsquo;&nbsp; The Sunday
+School racket is only an experiment which I took up at the
+request of the late American Land Commissioner; I am trying it
+for a month, and if I do as ill as I believe, and the boys find
+it only half as tedious as I do, I think it will end in a
+month.&nbsp; I have <i>carte blanche</i>, and say what I like;
+but does any single soul understand me?</p>
+<p>Fanny is on the whole very much better.&nbsp; Lloyd has been
+under the weather, and goes for a month to the South Island of
+New Zealand for some skating, save the mark!&nbsp; I get all the
+skating I want among officials.</p>
+<p>Dear Colvin, please remember that my life passes among my
+&lsquo;blacks or chocolates.&rsquo;&nbsp; If I were to do as you
+propose, in a bit of a tiff, it would cut you off entirely from
+my life.&nbsp; You must try to exercise a trifle of imagination,
+and put yourself, perhaps with an effort, into some sort of
+sympathy with these people, or how am I to write to you?&nbsp; I
+think you are truly a little too Cockney with me.&mdash;Ever
+yours,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Robert Louis
+Stevenson</span>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page330"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+330</span>CHAPTER XXXIX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>, <i>May</i>
+18<i>th</i>, 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;Your
+proposals for the Edinburgh edition are entirely to my
+mind.&nbsp; About the <i>Amateur Emigrant</i>, it shall go to you
+by this mail well slashed.&nbsp; If you like to slash some more
+on your own account, I give you permission.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis not
+a great work; but since it goes to make up the two first volumes
+as proposed, I presume it has not been written in
+vain.&mdash;<i>Miscellanies</i>.&nbsp; I see with some alarm the
+proposal to print <i>Juvenilia</i>; does it not seem to you
+taking myself a little too much as Grandfather William?&nbsp; I
+am certainly not so young as I once was&mdash;a lady took
+occasion to remind me of the fact no later agone than last
+night.&nbsp; &lsquo;Why don&rsquo;t you leave that to the young
+men, Mr. Stevenson?&rsquo; said she&mdash;but when I remember
+that I felt indignant at even John Ruskin when he did something
+of the kind I really feel myself blush from head to heel.&nbsp;
+If you want to make up the first volume, there are a good many
+works which I took the trouble to prepare for publication and
+which have never been republished.&nbsp; In addition to
+<i>Roads</i> and <i>Dancing Children</i>, referred to by you,
+there is an Autumn effect in the <i>Portfolio</i>, and a paper on
+<i>Fontainebleau&mdash;Forest Notes</i> is the name of
+it&mdash;in <i>Cornhill</i>.&nbsp; I have no objection to any of
+these being edited, say with a scythe, and reproduced.&nbsp; But
+I heartily abominate and reject the idea of reprinting the
+<i>Pentland Rising</i>.&nbsp; For God&rsquo;s sake let me get
+buried first.</p>
+<p><i>Tales and Fantasies</i>.&nbsp; Vols. <span
+class="GutSmall">I.</span> and <span class="GutSmall">II.</span>
+have my hearty approval.&nbsp; But I think <span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span> and <span
+class="GutSmall">IV.</span> had better be crammed into one as you
+suggest.&nbsp; I will reprint none of the stories
+mentioned.&nbsp; They are below the mark.&nbsp; Well, I dare say
+the beastly <i>Body-Snatcher</i> has merit, and I am unjust to it
+from my recollections of the <i>Pall Mall</i>.&nbsp; But the
+other two won&rsquo;t do.&nbsp; For vols. <span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span> and <span class="GutSmall">VI.</span>,
+now changed into <span class="GutSmall">IV.</span> and <span
+class="GutSmall">V.</span>, I propose the common title of
+<i>South Sea Yarns</i>.&nbsp; There!&nbsp; These are all my
+differences of opinion.&nbsp; I agree with every detail of your
+arrangement, and, as you see, my objections have turned
+principally on the question of hawking unripe fruit.&nbsp; I
+daresay it is all pretty green, but that is no reason for us to
+fill the barrow with trash.&nbsp; Think of having a new set of
+type cast, paper especially made, etc., in order to set up
+rubbish that is not fit for the <i>Saturday Scotsman</i>.&nbsp;
+It would be the climax of shame.</p>
+<p>I am sending you a lot of verses, which had best, I think, be
+called <i>Underwoods</i> Book <span class="GutSmall">III.</span>,
+but in what order are they to go?&nbsp; Also, I am going on every
+day a little, till I get sick of it, with the attempt to get the
+<i>Emigrant</i> compressed into life; I know I can&mdash;or you
+can after me&mdash;do it.&nbsp; It is only a question of time and
+prayer and ink, and should leave something, no, not good, but not
+all bad&mdash;a very genuine appreciation of these folks.&nbsp;
+You are to remember besides there is that paper of mine on Bunyan
+in <i>The Magazine of Art</i>.&nbsp; O, and then there&rsquo;s
+another thing in <i>Seeley</i> called some spewsome name, I
+cannot recall it.</p>
+<p>Well&mdash;come, here goes for <i>Juvenilia</i>.&nbsp;
+<i>Dancing Infants</i>, <i>Roads</i>, <i>An Autumn Effect</i>,
+<i>Forest Notes</i> (but this should come at the end of them, as
+it&rsquo;s really rather riper), the t&rsquo;other thing from
+<i>Seeley</i>, and I&rsquo;ll tell you, you may put in my letter
+to the Church of Scotland&mdash;it&rsquo;s not written amiss, and
+I daresay the <i>Philosophy of Umbrellas</i> might go in, but
+there I stick&mdash;and remember <i>that</i> was a collaboration
+with James Walter Ferrier.&nbsp; O, and there was a little skit
+called the <i>Charity Bazaar</i>, which you might see; I
+don&rsquo;t think it would do.&nbsp; Now, I do not think there
+are two other words that should be printed.&mdash;By the way,
+there is an article of mine called <i>The Day after To-morrow</i>
+in the <i>Contemporary</i> which you might find room for
+somewhere; it is no&rsquo; bad.</p>
+<p>Very busy with all these affairs and some native ones
+also.</p>
+<h2><a name="page333"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+333</span>CHAPTER XL</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>, June 18th, 94.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;You are to
+please understand that my last letter is withdrawn
+unconditionally.&nbsp; You and Baxter are having all the trouble
+of this Edition, and I simply put myself in your hands for you to
+do what you like with me, and I am sure that will be the best, at
+any rate.&nbsp; Hence you are to conceive me withdrawing all
+objections to your printing anything you please.&nbsp; After all
+it is a sort of family affair.&nbsp; About the Miscellany
+Section, both plans seem to me quite good.&nbsp; Toss up.&nbsp; I
+think the <i>Old Gardener</i> has to stay where I put him
+last.&nbsp; It would not do to separate John and Robert.</p>
+<p>In short, I am only sorry I ever uttered a word about the
+edition, and leave you to be the judge.&nbsp; I have had a vile
+cold which has prostrated me for more than a fortnight, and even
+now tears me nightly with spasmodic coughs; but it has been a
+great victory.&nbsp; I have never borne a cold with so little
+hurt; wait till the clouds blow by, before you begin to
+boast!&nbsp; I have had no fever; and though I&rsquo;ve been very
+unhappy, it is nigh over, I think.&nbsp; Of course, <i>St.
+Ives</i> has paid the penalty.&nbsp; I must not let you be
+disappointed in <i>St. I.</i>&nbsp; It is a mere tissue of
+adventures; the central figure not very well or very sharply
+drawn; no philosophy, no destiny, to it; some of the happenings
+very good in themselves, I believe, but none of them
+<i>bildende</i>, none of them constructive, except in so far
+perhaps as they make up a kind of sham picture of the time, all
+in italics and all out of drawing.&nbsp; Here and there, I think,
+it is well written; and here and there it&rsquo;s not.&nbsp; Some
+of the episodic characters are amusing, I do believe; others not,
+I suppose.&nbsp; However, they are the best of the thing such as
+it is.&nbsp; If it has a merit to it, I should say it was a sort
+of deliberation and swing to the style, which seems to me to suit
+the mail-coaches and post-chaises with which it sounds all
+through.&nbsp; &rsquo;Tis my most prosaic book.</p>
+<p>I called on the two German ships now in port, and we are quite
+friendly with them, and intensely friendly of course with our own
+<i>Cura&ccedil;oas</i>.&nbsp; But it is other guess work on the
+beach.&nbsp; Some one has employed, or subsidised, one of the
+local editors to attack me once a week.&nbsp; He is pretty
+scurrilous and pretty false.&nbsp; The first effect of the
+perusal of the weekly Beast is to make me angry; the second is a
+kind of deep, golden content and glory, when I seem to say to
+people: &lsquo;See! this is my position&mdash;I am a plain man
+dwelling in the bush in a house, and behold they have to get up
+this kind of truck against me&mdash;and I have so much influence
+that they are obliged to write a weekly article to say I have
+none.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>By this time you must have seen Lysaght and forgiven me the
+letter that came not at all.&nbsp; He was really so nice a
+fellow&mdash;he had so much to tell me of Meredith&mdash;and the
+time was so short&mdash;that I gave up the intervening days
+between mails entirely to entertain him.</p>
+<p>We go on pretty nicely.&nbsp; Fanny, Belle, and I have had two
+months alone, and it has been very pleasant.&nbsp; But by
+to-morrow or next day noon, we shall see the whole clan assembled
+again about Vailima table, which will be pleasant too; seven
+persons in all, and the Babel of voices will be heard again in
+the big hall so long empty and silent.&nbsp; Good-bye.&nbsp; Love
+to all.&nbsp; Time to close.&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">R. L. S.</p>
+<h2><a name="page336"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+336</span>CHAPTER XLI</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>July</i>, 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;I have to
+thank you this time for a very good letter, and will announce for
+the future, though I cannot now begin to put in practice, good
+intentions for our correspondence.&nbsp; I will try to return to
+the old system and write from time to time during the month; but
+truly you did not much encourage me to continue!&nbsp; However,
+that is all by-past.&nbsp; I do not know that there is much in
+your letter that calls for answer.&nbsp; Your questions about
+<i>St. Ives</i> were practically answered in my last; so were
+your wails about the edition, <i>Amateur Emigrant</i>, etc.&nbsp;
+By the end of the year <i>St. I.</i> will be practically
+finished, whatever it be worth, and that I know not.&nbsp; When
+shall I receive proofs of the <i>Magnum Opus</i>? or shall I
+receive them at all?</p>
+<p>The return of the Amanuensis feebly lightens my heart.&nbsp;
+You can see the heavy weather I was making of it with my unaided
+pen.&nbsp; The last month has been particularly cheery largely
+owing to the presence of our good friends the
+<i>Cura&ccedil;oas</i>.&nbsp; She is really a model ship,
+charming officers and charming seamen.&nbsp; They gave a ball
+last month, which was very rackety and joyous and naval. . .
+.</p>
+<p>On the following day, about one o&rsquo;clock, three horsemen
+might have been observed approaching Vailima, who gradually
+resolved themselves into two petty officers and a native
+guide.&nbsp; Drawing himself up and saluting, the spokesman (a
+corporal of Marines) addressed me thus.&nbsp; &lsquo;Me and my
+shipmates inwites Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, Mrs. Strong, Mr. Austin,
+and Mr. Balfour to a ball to be given to-night in the self-same
+&lsquo;all.&rsquo;&nbsp; It was of course impossible to refuse,
+though I contented myself with putting in a very brief
+appearance.&nbsp; One glance was sufficient; the ball went off
+like a rocket from the start.&nbsp; I had only time to watch
+Belle careering around with a gallant bluejacket of exactly her
+own height&mdash;the standard of the British navy&mdash;an
+excellent dancer and conspicuously full of small-talk&mdash;and
+to hear a remark from a beach-comber, &lsquo;It&rsquo;s a nice
+sight this some way, to see the officers dancing like this with
+the men, but I tell you, sir, these are the men that&rsquo;ll
+fight together!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>I tell you, Colvin, the acquaintance of the men&mdash;and
+boys&mdash;makes me feel patriotic.&nbsp; Eeles in particular is
+a man whom I respect.&nbsp; I am half in a mind to give him a
+letter of introduction to you when he goes home.&nbsp; In case
+you feel inclined to make a little of him, give him a dinner, ask
+Henry James to come to meet him, etc.&mdash;you might let me
+know.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know that he would show his best, but
+he is a remarkably fine fellow, in every department of life.</p>
+<p>We have other visitors in port.&nbsp; A Count Festetics de
+Solna, an Austrian officer, a very pleasant, simple, boyish
+creature, with his young wife, daughter of an American
+millionaire; he is a friend of our own Captain Wurmbrand, and it
+is a great pity Wurmbrand is away.</p>
+<p>Glad you saw and liked Lysaght.&nbsp; He has left in our house
+a most cheerful and pleasing memory, as a good, pleasant, brisk
+fellow with good health and brains, and who enjoys himself and
+makes other people happy.&nbsp; I am glad he gave you a good
+report of our surroundings and way of life; but I knew he would,
+for I believe he had a glorious time&mdash;and gave one.</p>
+<p>I am on fair terms with the two Treaty officials, though all
+such intimacies are precarious; with the consuls, I need not say,
+my position is deplorable.&nbsp; The President (Herr Emil
+Schmidt) is a rather dreamy man, whom I like.&nbsp; Lloyd, Graham
+and I go to breakfast with him to-morrow; the next day the whole
+party of us lunch on the <i>Cura&ccedil;oa</i> and go in the
+evening to a <i>Bierabend</i> at Dr. Funk&rsquo;s.&nbsp; We are
+getting up a paper-chase for the following week with some of the
+young German clerks, and have in view a sort of child&rsquo;s
+party for grown-up persons with kissing games, etc., here at
+Vailima.&nbsp; Such is the gay scene in which we move.&nbsp; Now
+I have done something, though not as much as I wanted, to give
+you an idea of how we are getting on, and I am keenly conscious
+that there are other letters to do before the mail
+goes.&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">R. L.
+Stevenson</span>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page340"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+340</span>CHAPTER XLII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Aug.</i> 7<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This is to
+inform you, sir, that on Sunday last (and this is Tuesday) I
+attained my ideal here, and we had a paper chase in Vailele
+Plantation, about 15 miles, I take it, from us; and it was all
+that could be wished.&nbsp; It is really better fun than
+following the hounds, since you have to be your own hound, and a
+precious bad hound I was, following every false scent on the
+whole course to the bitter end; but I came in 3rd at the last on
+my little Jack, who stuck to it gallantly, and awoke the praises
+of some discriminating persons.&nbsp; (5 + 7 + 2.5 = 14.5 miles;
+yes, that is the count.)&nbsp; We had quite the old sensations of
+exhilaration, discovery, an appeal to a savage instinct; and I
+felt myself about 17 again, a pleasant experience.&nbsp; However,
+it was on the Sabbath Day, and I am now a pariah among the
+English, as if I needed any increment of unpopularity.&nbsp; I
+must not go again; it gives so much unnecessary tribulation to
+poor people, and, sure, we don&rsquo;t want to make
+tribulation.&nbsp; I have been forbidden to work, and have been
+instead doing my two or three hours in the plantation every
+morning.&nbsp; I only wish somebody would pay me &pound;10 a day
+for taking care of cacao, and I could leave literature to
+others.&nbsp; Certainly, if I have plenty of exercise, and no
+work, I feel much better; but there is Biles the butcher! him we
+have always with us.</p>
+<p>I do not much like novels, I begin to think, but I am enjoying
+exceedingly Orme&rsquo;s <i>History of Hindostan</i>, a lovely
+book in its way, in large quarto, with a quantity of maps, and
+written in a very lively and solid eighteenth century way, never
+picturesque except by accident and from a kind of conviction, and
+a fine sense of order.&nbsp; No historian I have ever read is so
+minute; yet he never gives you a word about the people; his
+interest is entirely limited in the concatenation of events, into
+which he goes with a lucid, almost superhuman, and wholly ghostly
+gusto.&nbsp; &lsquo;By the ghost of a mathematician&rsquo; the
+book might be announced.&nbsp; A very brave, honest book.</p>
+<p>Your letter to hand.</p>
+<p>Fact is, I don&rsquo;t like the picter.&nbsp; O, it&rsquo;s a
+good picture, but if you <i>ask</i> me, you know, I believe,
+stoutly believe, that mankind, including you, are going mad, I am
+not in the midst with the other frenzy dancers, so I don&rsquo;t
+catch it wholly; and when you show me a thing&mdash;and ask me,
+don&rsquo;t you know&mdash;Well, well!&nbsp; Glad to get so good
+an account of the <i>Amateur Emigrant</i>.&nbsp; Talking of
+which, I am strong for making a volume out of selections from the
+South Sea letters; I read over again the King of Apemama, and it
+is good in spite of your teeth, and a real curiosity, a thing
+that can never be seen again, and the group is annexed and
+Tembinoka dead.&nbsp; I wonder, couldn&rsquo;t you send out to me
+the <i>first</i> five Butaritari letters and the Low Archipelago
+ones (both of which I have lost or mislaid) and I can chop out a
+perfectly fair volume of what I wish to be preserved.&nbsp; It
+can keep for the last of the series.</p>
+<p><i>Travels and Excursions</i>, vol. <span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span>&nbsp; Should it not include a paper
+on S. F. from the <i>Mag. of Art</i>?&nbsp; The A. E., the New
+Pacific capital, the Old ditto.&nbsp; <i>Silver. Squat.</i>&nbsp;
+This would give all my works on the States; and though it
+ain&rsquo;t very good, it&rsquo;s not so very bad.&nbsp;
+<i>Travels and Excursions</i>, vol. <span
+class="GutSmall">III.</span>, to be these resuscitated
+letters&mdash;<i>Miscellanies</i>, vol. <span
+class="GutSmall">II.</span>&mdash;<i>comme vous voudrez</i>,
+<i>cher monsieur</i>!</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Monday</i>, Aug. 13<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I have a sudden call to go up the coast and must hurry up with
+my information.&nbsp; There has suddenly come to our naval
+commanders the need of action, they&rsquo;re away up the coast
+bombarding the Atua rebels.&nbsp; All morning on Saturday the
+sound of the bombardment of Lotuanu&rsquo;u kept us uneasy.&nbsp;
+To-day again the big guns have been sounding further along the
+coast.</p>
+<p>To-morrow morning early I am off up the coast myself.&nbsp;
+Therefore you must allow me to break off here without further
+ceremony.&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Robert Louis
+Stevenson</span>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page343"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+343</span>CHAPTER XLIII</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>, 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;This must be
+a very measly letter.&nbsp; I have been trying hard to get along
+with <i>St. Ives</i>.&nbsp; I should now lay it aside for a year
+and I daresay I should make something of it after all.&nbsp;
+Instead of that, I have to kick against the pricks, and break
+myself, and spoil the book, if there were anything to spoil,
+which I am far from saying.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m as sick of the thing
+as ever any one can be; it&rsquo;s a rudderless hulk; it&rsquo;s
+a pagoda, and you can just feel&mdash;or I can feel&mdash;that it
+might have been a pleasant story, if it had been only blessed at
+baptism.</p>
+<p>Our politics have gone on fairly well, but the result is still
+doubtful.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sept.</i> 10<i>th</i>.</p>
+<p>I know I have something else to say to you, but unfortunately
+I awoke this morning with collywobbles, and had to take a small
+dose of laudanum with the usual consequences of dry throat,
+intoxicated legs, partial madness and total imbecility; and for
+the life of me I cannot remember what it is.&nbsp; I have
+likewise mislaid your letter amongst the accumulations on my
+table, not that there was anything in it.&nbsp; Altogether I am
+in a poor state.&nbsp; I forgot to tell Baxter that the dummy had
+turned up and is a fine, personable-looking volume and very good
+reading.&nbsp; Please communicate this to him.</p>
+<p>I have just remembered an incident that I really must not let
+pass.&nbsp; You have heard a great deal more than you wanted
+about our political prisoners.&nbsp; Well, one day, about a
+fortnight ago, the last of them was set free&mdash;Old
+Po&egrave;, whom I think I must have mentioned to you, the
+father-in-law of my cook, was one that I had had a great deal of
+trouble with.&nbsp; I had taken the doctor to see him, got him
+out on sick leave, and when he was put back again gave bail for
+him.&nbsp; I must not forget that my wife ran away with him out
+of the prison on the doctor&rsquo;s orders and with the
+complicity of our friend the gaoler, who really and truly got the
+sack for the exploit.&nbsp; As soon as he was finally liberated,
+Po&egrave; called a meeting of his fellow-prisoners.&nbsp; All
+Sunday they were debating what they were to do, and on Monday
+morning I got an obscure hint from Talolo that I must expect
+visitors during the day who were coming to consult me.&nbsp;
+These consultations I am now very well used to, and seeing first,
+that I generally don&rsquo;t know what to advise, and second that
+they sometimes don&rsquo;t take my advice&mdash;though in some
+notable cases they have taken it, generally to my own wonder with
+pretty good results&mdash;I am not very fond of these
+calls.&nbsp; They minister to a sense of dignity, but not peace
+of mind, and consume interminable time always in the morning too,
+when I can&rsquo;t afford it.&nbsp; However, this was to be a new
+sort of consultation.&nbsp; Up came Po&egrave; and some eight
+other chiefs, squatted in a big circle around the old dining-room
+floor, now the smoking-room.&nbsp; And the family, being
+represented by Lloyd, Graham, Belle, Austin and myself, proceeded
+to exchange the necessary courtesies.&nbsp; Then their talking
+man began.&nbsp; He said that they had been in prison, that I had
+always taken an interest in them, that they had now been set at
+liberty without condition, whereas some of the other chiefs who
+had been liberated before them were still under bond to work upon
+the roads, and that this had set them considering what they might
+do to testify their gratitude.&nbsp; They had therefore agreed to
+work upon my road as a free gift.&nbsp; They went on to explain
+that it was only to be on my road, on the branch that joins my
+house with the public way.</p>
+<p>Now I was very much gratified at this compliment, although (to
+one used to natives) it seemed rather a hollow one.&nbsp; It
+meant only that I should have to lay out a good deal of money on
+tools and food and to give wages under the guise of presents to
+some workmen who were most of them old and in ill-health.&nbsp;
+Conceive how much I was surprised and touched when I heard the
+whole scheme explained to me.&nbsp; They were to return to their
+provinces, and collect their families; some of the young men were
+to live in Apia with a boat, and ply up and down the coast to
+A&rsquo;ana and A&rsquo;tua (our own Tuamasaga being quite
+drained of resources) in order to supply the working squad with
+food.&nbsp; Tools they did ask for, but it was especially
+mentioned that I was to make no presents.&nbsp; In short, the
+whole of this little &lsquo;presentation&rsquo; to me had been
+planned with a good deal more consideration than goes usually
+with a native campaign.</p>
+<p>(I sat on the opposite side of the circle to the talking
+man.&nbsp; His face was quite calm and high-bred as he went
+through the usual Samoan expressions of politeness and
+compliment, but when he came on to the object of their visit, on
+their love and gratitude to Tusitala, how his name was always in
+their prayers, and his goodness to them when they had no other
+friend, was their most cherished memory, he warmed up to real,
+burning, genuine feeling.&nbsp; I had never seen the Samoan mask
+of reserve laid aside before, and it touched me more than
+anything else.&nbsp; <span class="GutSmall">A.M.</span>)</p>
+<p>This morning as ever was, bright and early up came the whole
+gang of them, a lot of sturdy, common-looking lads they seemed to
+be for the most part, and fell to on my new road.&nbsp; Old
+Po&egrave; was in the highest of good spirits, and looked better
+in health than he has done any time in two years, being
+positively rejuvenated by the success of his scheme.&nbsp; He
+jested as he served out the new tools, and I am sorry to say
+damned the Government up hill and down dale, probably with a view
+to show off his position as a friend of the family before his
+work-boys.&nbsp; Now, whether or not their impulse will last them
+through the road does not matter to me one hair.&nbsp; It is the
+fact that they have attempted it, that they have volunteered and
+are now really trying to execute a thing that was never before
+heard of in Samoa.&nbsp; Think of it!&nbsp; It is
+road-making&mdash;the most fruitful cause (after taxes) of all
+rebellions in Samoa, a thing to which they could not be wiled
+with money nor driven by punishment.&nbsp; It does give me a
+sense of having done something in Samoa after all.</p>
+<p>Now there&rsquo;s one long story for you about &lsquo;my
+blacks.&rsquo;&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Robert Louis
+Stevenson</span>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page348"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+348</span>CHAPTER XLIV</h2>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Vailima</i>, <i>Samoa</i>,<br />
+<i>Oct.</i> 6<i>th</i>, 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Colvin</span>,&mdash;We have had
+quite an interesting month and mostly in consideration of that
+road which I think I told you was about to be made.&nbsp; It was
+made without a hitch, though I confess I was considerably
+surprised.&nbsp; When they got through, I wrote a speech to them,
+sent it down to a Missionary to be translated, and invited the
+lot to a feast.&nbsp; I thought a good deal of this feast.&nbsp;
+The occasion was really interesting.&nbsp; I wanted to pitch it
+in hot.&nbsp; And I wished to have as many influential witnesses
+present as possible.&nbsp; Well, as it drew towards the day I had
+nothing but refusals.&nbsp; Everybody supposed it was to be a
+political occasion, that I had made a hive of rebels up here, and
+was going to push for new hostilities.</p>
+<p>The Amanuensis has been ill, and after the above trial petered
+out.&nbsp; I must return to my own, lone Waverley.&nbsp; The
+captain refused, telling me why; and at last I had to beat up for
+people almost with prayers.&nbsp; However, I got a good lot, as
+you will see by the accompanying newspaper report.&nbsp; The road
+contained this inscription, drawn up by the chiefs
+themselves:</p>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&lsquo;<span
+class="smcap">The Road of Gratitude</span>.&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&lsquo;Considering the great love of Tusitala in his loving
+care of us in our distress in the prison, we have therefore
+prepared a splendid gift.&nbsp; It shall never be muddy, it shall
+endure for ever, this road that we have dug.&rsquo;&nbsp; This
+the newspaper reporter could not give, not knowing any
+Samoan.&nbsp; The same reason explains his references to
+Seumanutafa&rsquo;s speech, which was not long and <i>was</i>
+important, for it was a speech of courtesy and forgiveness to his
+former enemies.&nbsp; It was very much applauded.&nbsp; Secondly,
+it was not Po&egrave;, it was Mataaf&atilde; (don&rsquo;t confuse
+with Mataafa) who spoke for the prisoners.&nbsp; Otherwise it is
+extremely correct.</p>
+<p>I beg your pardon for so much upon my aboriginals.&nbsp; Even
+you must sympathise with me in this unheard-of compliment, and my
+having been able to deliver so severe a sermon with
+acceptance.&nbsp; It remains a nice point of conscience what I
+should wish done in the matter.&nbsp; I think this meeting, its
+immediate results, and the terms of what I said to them,
+desirable to be known.&nbsp; It will do a little justice to me,
+who have not had too much justice done me.&nbsp; At the same
+time, to send this report to the papers is truly an act of
+self-advertisement, and I dislike the thought.&nbsp; Query, in a
+man who has been so much calumniated, is that not
+justifiable?&nbsp; I do not know; be my judge.&nbsp; Mankind is
+too complicated for me; even myself.&nbsp; Do I wish to
+advertise?&nbsp; I think I do, God help me!&nbsp; I have had hard
+times here, as every man must have who mixes up with public
+business; and I bemoan myself, knowing that all I have done has
+been in the interest of peace and good government; and having
+once delivered my mind, I would like it, I think, to be made
+public.&nbsp; But the other part of me <i>regimbs</i>.</p>
+<p>I know I am at a climacteric for all men who live by their
+wits, so I do not despair.&nbsp; But the truth is I am pretty
+nearly useless at literature, and I will ask you to spare <i>St.
+Ives</i> when it goes to you; it is a sort of <i>Count Robert of
+Paris</i>.&nbsp; But I hope rather a <i>Dombey and Son</i>, to be
+succeeded by <i>Our Mutual Friend</i> and <i>Great
+Expectations</i> and <i>A Tale of Two Cities</i>.&nbsp; No toil
+has been spared over the ungrateful canvas; and it <i>will
+not</i> come together, and I must live, and my family.&nbsp; Were
+it not for my health, which made it impossible, I could not find
+it in my heart to forgive myself that I did not stick to an
+honest, common-place trade when I was young, which might have now
+supported me during these ill years.&nbsp; But do not suppose me
+to be down in anything else; only, for the nonce, my skill
+deserts me, such as it is, or was.&nbsp; It was a very little
+dose of inspiration, and a pretty little trick of style, long
+lost, improved by the most heroic industry.&nbsp; So far, I have
+managed to please the journalists.&nbsp; But I am a fictitious
+article and have long known it.&nbsp; I am read by journalists,
+by my fellow-novelists, and by boys; with these, <i>incipit et
+explicit</i> my vogue.&nbsp; Good thing anyway! for it seems to
+have sold the Edition.&nbsp; And I look forward confidently to an
+aftermath; I do not think my health can be so hugely improved,
+without some subsequent improvement in my brains.&nbsp; Though,
+of course, there is the possibility that literature is a morbid
+secretion, and abhors health!&nbsp; I do not think it is possible
+to have fewer illusions than I.&nbsp; I sometimes wish I had
+more.&nbsp; They are amusing.&nbsp; But I cannot take myself
+seriously as an artist; the limitations are so obvious.&nbsp; I
+did take myself seriously as a workman of old, but my practice
+has fallen off.&nbsp; I am now an idler and cumberer of the
+ground; it may be excused to me perhaps by twenty years of
+industry and ill-health, which have taken the cream off the
+milk.</p>
+<p>As I was writing this last sentence, I heard the strident rain
+drawing near across the forest, and by the time I was come to the
+word &lsquo;cream&rsquo; it burst upon my roof, and has since
+redoubled, and roared upon it.&nbsp; A very welcome change.&nbsp;
+All smells of the good wet earth, sweetly, with a kind of
+Highland touch; the crystal rods of the shower, as I look up,
+have drawn their criss-cross over everything; and a gentle and
+very welcome coolness comes up around me in little draughts,
+blessed draughts, not chilling, only equalising the
+temperature.&nbsp; Now the rain is off in this spot, but I hear
+it roaring still in the nigh neighbourhood&mdash;and that moment,
+I was driven from the verandah by random rain drops, spitting at
+me through the Japanese blinds.&nbsp; These are not tears with
+which the page is spotted!&nbsp; Now the windows stream, the roof
+reverberates.&nbsp; It is good; it answers something which is in
+my heart; I know not what; old memories of the wet moorland
+belike.</p>
+<p>Well, it has blown by again, and I am in my place once more,
+with an accompaniment of perpetual dripping on the
+verandah&mdash;and very much inclined for a chat.&nbsp; The exact
+subject I do not know!&nbsp; It will be bitter at least, and that
+is strange, for my attitude is essentially <i>not</i> bitter, but
+I have come into these days when a man sees above all the seamy
+side, and I have dwelt some time in a small place where he has an
+opportunity of reading little motives that he would miss in the
+great world, and indeed, to-day, I am almost ready to call the
+world an error.&nbsp; Because?&nbsp; Because I have not drugged
+myself with successful work, and there are all kinds of trifles
+buzzing in my ear, unfriendly trifles, from the least to
+the&mdash;well, to the pretty big.&nbsp; All these that touch me
+are Pretty Big; and yet none touch me in the least, if rightly
+looked at, except the one eternal burthen to go on making an
+income.&nbsp; If I could find a place where I could lie down and
+give up for (say) two years, and allow the sainted public to
+support me, if it were a lunatic asylum, wouldn&rsquo;t I go,
+just!&nbsp; But we can&rsquo;t have both extremes at once, worse
+luck!&nbsp; I should like to put my savings into a proprietarian
+investment, and retire in the meanwhile into a communistic
+retreat, which is double-dealing.&nbsp; But you men with salaries
+don&rsquo;t know how a family weighs on a fellow&rsquo;s
+mind.</p>
+<p>I hear the article in next week&rsquo;s <i>Herald</i> is to be
+a great affair, and all the officials who came to me the other
+day are to be attacked!&nbsp; This is the unpleasant side of
+being (without a salary) in public life; I will leave anyone to
+judge if my speech was well intended, and calculated to do
+good.&nbsp; It was even daring&mdash;I assure you one of the
+chiefs looked like a fiend at my description of Samoan
+warfare.&nbsp; Your warning was not needed; we are all determined
+to <i>keep the peace</i> and to <i>hold our peace</i>.&nbsp; I
+know, my dear fellow, how remote all this sounds!&nbsp; Kindly
+pardon your friend.&nbsp; I have my life to live here; these
+interests are for me immediate; and if I do not write of them, I
+might as soon not write at all.&nbsp; There is the difficulty in
+a distant correspondence.&nbsp; It is perhaps easy for me to
+enter into and understand your interests; I own it is difficult
+for you; but you must just wade through them for
+friendship&rsquo;s sake, and try to find tolerable what is vital
+for your friend.&nbsp; I cannot forbear challenging you to it, as
+to intellectual lists.&nbsp; It is the proof of intelligence, the
+proof of not being a barbarian, to be able to enter into
+something outside of oneself, something that does not touch
+one&rsquo;s next neighbour in the city omnibus.</p>
+<p>Good-bye, my lord.&nbsp; May your race continue and you
+flourish&mdash;Yours ever,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Tusitala</span>.</p>
+<h2><a name="page355"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+355</span>EPILOGUE</h2>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> tenor of these last letters of
+Stevenson&rsquo;s to me, and of others written to several of his
+friends at the same time, seemed to give just cause for
+anxiety.&nbsp; Indeed, as the reader will have perceived, a
+gradual change had during the past months been coming over the
+tone of his correspondence.&nbsp; It was not like him to be
+sensitive to a rough word in a friendly review, nor to recur with
+so much feeling to my unlucky complaint, quickly regretted and
+withdrawn, as to his absorption in native affairs and local
+interests.&nbsp; To judge by these letters, his old invincible
+spirit of inward cheerfulness was beginning to give way to moods
+of depression and overstrained feeling; although to those about
+him, it seems, his charming habitual sweetness and gaiety of
+temper were undiminished.&nbsp; Again, it was a new thing in his
+life that he should thus painfully feel the strain of literary
+work, at almost all other times his chief delight and pastime,
+and should express the longing to lay it down.&nbsp; His friend
+Mr. Charles Baxter and I at once telegraphed to him, as the
+success of the Edinburgh Edition enabled us to do, in terms
+intended to ease his mind and <a name="page356"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 356</span>to induce him to take the rest of
+which he seemed so urgently in need.&nbsp; It seems doubtful if
+our words were fully understood: it is more doubtful still if
+that ever-shaping mind had retained any capacity for rest,
+except, as he had himself foretold, the rest of the grave.&nbsp;
+At any rate he took none, but on receipt of our message only
+turned to his old expedient, a change of labour.&nbsp; He gave up
+for a while the attempt to finish <i>St. Ives</i>; a task as to
+which I may say that he had no occasion to write so despondingly,
+for as a tale of adventure, manners, and the road, which is all
+it was meant to be, it will be found a very spirited and
+entertaining piece, lacking, indeed, the d&eacute;nouement, and
+containing a chapter or two which the author would doubtless have
+cancelled or recast, but others which are in almost his happiest
+manner of invention and narrative.&nbsp; He gave this up, and
+turned to a more arduous theme, the tragic story of the Scottish
+moorlands, in which the varieties and the strength of border
+character were to be illustrated in the Four Brothers of
+Cauldstaneslap, and the Hanging Judge was to be called upon, like
+Brutus, to condemn his son, and the two Kirsties, younger and
+elder, were to embody one the wavering and the other the heroic
+soul of woman.</p>
+<p>On this theme, which had already been working in his mind for
+some years, he felt his inspiration return, and laboured during
+the month of November and the first days of December at <a
+name="page357"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 357</span>the full
+pitch of his powers and in the conscious happiness of their
+exercise.&nbsp; About the same time various external
+circumstances occurred to give him pleasure.&nbsp; The incident
+of the road-making, as the reader has seen, had brought home to
+him as nothing else could have done the sense of the love and
+gratitude he had won from the island people and their chiefs, and
+of the power he was able to exercise on them for their
+good.&nbsp; Soon afterwards, the anniversaries of his own
+birthday and of the American thanksgiving feast brought evidences
+hardly less welcome, after so much contention and annoyance as
+the island affairs and politics had involved him in, of the
+honour and affection in which he was held by all that was best in
+the white community.&nbsp; By each succeeding mail came stronger
+proofs from home of the manner in which men of letters of the
+younger generation had come to regard him as their master, their
+literary conscience and example, and above all their
+friend.&nbsp; Deepest, perhaps, of all lay that pleasure of
+feeling himself to be working once more at his best.&nbsp; Of the
+many and various gifts of this brilliant spirit&mdash;adventurer,
+observer, humorist, moralist, essayist, poet, critic, and
+romancer&mdash;of all his many and various gifts, the master gift
+was assuredly the creative, the gift of human and historical
+imagination.&nbsp; It was not in vain that his islanders called
+him Tusitala.&nbsp; Teller of tales he had been, first and
+foremost, from his childhood; seer into the <a
+name="page358"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 358</span>hearts and
+fates of men and women he was growing to be more and more.&nbsp;
+The time was now ripe&mdash;had only the strength
+sufficed&mdash;for his career as a creative writer to enter upon
+a new and ampler phase.&nbsp; The fragment on which he wrought
+during the last month of his life gives to my mind (as it did to
+his own) for the first time the full measure of his powers; and
+if in the literature of romance there is to be found work more
+masterly, of more piercing human insight or more concentrated
+imaginative vision and beauty, I do not know it.</p>
+<p>But to enter on such a task under such conditions was of all
+his adventures the most adventurous.&nbsp; The Pacific climate
+had brought him, as we have seen, a renewal for some years of
+nervous energy and joy in living, but it may be doubted if that
+climate is ever truly and in the long run restorative to men of
+northern blood.&nbsp; At any rate it demands as a condition of
+health some measure of repose, and to repose he had, here as
+elsewhere, been a stranger.&nbsp; He entered upon his new labour,
+taxing alike to heart and mind, with all the fibres of his brain
+long strained by unremitting toil in the tropic heats he
+loved.&nbsp; Readers will remember the gallant doctrine of his
+early essay.&nbsp; &lsquo;By all means begin your folio; even if
+the doctor does not give you a year, even if he hesitates about a
+month, make one brave push, and see what can be accomplished in a
+week.&nbsp; It is not only in finished undertakings <a
+name="page359"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 359</span>that we
+ought to honour useful labour.&nbsp; A spirit goes out of the man
+who means execution, which outlives the most untimely
+end.&rsquo;&nbsp; In a temper truly accordant with this doctrine
+he applied himself to his new task, and before it was fully half
+accomplished the doom so long foreshadowed and so little feared
+had overtaken him; he had died as he would have desired to die,
+and fallen smiling in the midst of the battle.&nbsp; That he was
+more or less distinctly aware of the imminence of the blow we may
+gather from the tenor of some of his letters written in these
+weeks.&nbsp; On the last day of his life, after a morning of
+happy work and pleasant correspondence, he was seen gazing long
+and wistfully at the mountain summit which he had chosen to be
+his burial-place.&nbsp; Towards the evening of the same day, he
+was talking gaily with his wife, and trying to reassure her under
+the sense of coming calamity which oppressed her, when the sudden
+rupture of a blood-vessel in the brain laid him, almost in a
+moment, unconscious at her feet; and before two hours were over
+he had passed away.&nbsp; To the English-speaking world he has
+left behind a treasure which it would be vain as yet to attempt
+to estimate; to the profession of letters one of the most
+ennobling and inspiring of examples; and to his friends an image
+of the memory more vivid and more dear than are the presences of
+almost any of the living.</p>
+<h2><a name="page360"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+360</span>APPENDIX</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Address to the Chiefs on the
+opening of the Road of Gratitude</i>, Oct. 1894.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Stevenson</span> said: &lsquo;We are
+met together to-day to celebrate an event and to do honour to
+certain chiefs, my friends,&mdash;Lelei, Mataafa, Salevao,
+Po&egrave;, Teleso, Tupuola Lotofaga, Tupuola Amaile, Muliaiga,
+Ifopo, and Fatialofa.&nbsp; You are all aware in some degree of
+what has happened.&nbsp; You know these chiefs to have been
+prisoners; you perhaps know that during the term of their
+confinement, I had it in my power to do them certain
+favours.&nbsp; One thing some of you cannot know, that they were
+immediately repaid by answering attentions.&nbsp; They were
+liberated by the new administration; by the King, and the Chief
+Justice, and the Ta&rsquo;its&rsquo;ifono, who are here amongst
+us to-day, and to whom we all desire to tender our renewed and
+perpetual gratitude for that favour.&nbsp; As soon as they were
+free men&mdash;owing no man anything&mdash;instead of going home
+to their own places and families, they came to me; they offered
+to do this work for me as a free gift, without hire, without
+supplies, and I was tempted at first to refuse their offer.&nbsp;
+I knew the country to be poor, I knew famine threatening; I knew
+their families long disorganised for want of supervision.&nbsp;
+Yet I accepted, <a name="page361"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+361</span>because I thought the lesson of that road might be more
+useful to Samoa than a thousand breadfruit trees; and because to
+myself it was an exquisite pleasure to receive that which was so
+handsomely offered.&nbsp; It is now done; you have trod it to-day
+in coming hither.&nbsp; It has been made for me by chiefs; some
+of them old, some sick, all newly delivered from a harassing
+confinement, and in spite of weather unusually hot and
+insalubrious.&nbsp; I have seen these chiefs labour valiantly
+with their own hands upon the work, and I have set up over it,
+now that it is finished, the name of &lsquo;The Road of
+Gratitude&rsquo; (the road of loving hearts) and the names of
+those that built it.&nbsp; &lsquo;In perpetuam memoriam,&rsquo;
+we say and speak idly.&nbsp; At least so long as my own life
+shall be spared, it shall be here perpetuated; partly for my
+pleasure and in my gratitude; partly for others; to continually
+publish the lesson of this road.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Addressing himself to the chiefs, Mr. Stevenson then
+said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I will tell you, Chiefs, that, when I saw you working
+on that road, my heart grew warm; not with gratitude only, but
+with hope.&nbsp; It seemed to me that I read the promise of
+something good for Samoa; it seemed to me, as I looked at you,
+that you were a company of warriors in a battle, fighting for the
+defence of our common country against all aggression.&nbsp; For
+there is a time to fight, and a time to dig.&nbsp; You Samoans
+may fight, you may conquer twenty times, and thirty times, and
+all will be in vain.&nbsp; There is but one way to defend
+Samoa.&nbsp; Hear it before it is too late.&nbsp; It is to make
+roads, and gardens, and care for your trees, and sell their
+produce wisely, and, in one word, to occupy and use your
+country.&nbsp; If you do not others will.&rsquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page362"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 362</span>The
+speaker then referred to the parable of the
+&lsquo;Talents,&rsquo; Matt. xxv. 14&ndash;30, and continuing,
+impressively asked: &lsquo;What are you doing with your talent,
+Samoa?&nbsp; Your three talents, Savaii, Upolu, and
+Tutuila?&nbsp; Have you buried it in a napkin?&nbsp; Not Upolu at
+least.&nbsp; You have rather given it out to be trodden under
+feet of swine: and the swine cut down food trees and burn houses,
+according to the nature of swine, or of that much worse animal,
+foolish man, acting according to his folly.&nbsp; &ldquo;Thou
+knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have
+not strawed.&rdquo;&nbsp; But God has both sown and strawed for
+you here in Samoa; He has given you a rich soil, a splendid sur
+copious rain; all is ready to your hand, half done.&nbsp; And I
+repeat to you that thing which is sure: if you do not occupy and
+use your country, others will.&nbsp; It will not continue to be
+yours or your childrens, if you occupy it for nothing.&nbsp; You
+and your children will in that case be cast out into outer
+darkness, where shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth; for that
+is the law of God which passeth not away.&nbsp; I who speak to
+you have seen these things.&nbsp; I have seen them with my
+eyes&mdash;these judgments of God.&nbsp; I have seen them in
+Ireland, and I have seen them in the mountains of my own
+country&mdash;Scotland&mdash;and my heart was sad.&nbsp; These
+were a fine people in the past&mdash;brave, gay, faithful, and
+very much like Samoans, except in one particular, that they were
+much wiser and better at that business of fighting of which you
+think so much.&nbsp; But the time came to them as it now comes to
+you, and it did not find them ready.&nbsp; The messenger came
+into their villages and they did not know him; they were told, as
+you are told, to use and occupy their country, and they would not
+hear.&nbsp; <a name="page363"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+363</span>And now you may go through great tracts of the land and
+scarce meet a man or a smoking house, and see nothing but sheep
+feeding.&nbsp; The other people that I tell you of have come upon
+them like a foe in the night, and these are the other
+people&rsquo;s sheep who browse upon the foundation of their
+houses.&nbsp; To come nearer; and I have seen this judgment in
+Oahu also.&nbsp; I have ridden there the whole day along the
+coast of an island.&nbsp; Hour after hour went by and I saw the
+face of no living man except that of the guide who rode with
+me.&nbsp; All along that desolate coast, in one bay after
+another, we saw, still standing, the churches that have been
+built by the Hawaiians of old.&nbsp; There must have been many
+hundreds, many thousands, dwelling there in old times, and
+worshipping God in these now empty churches.&nbsp; For to-day
+they were empty; the doors were closed, the villages had
+disappeared, the people were dead and gone; only the church stood
+on like a tombstone over a grave, in the midst of the white
+men&rsquo;s sugar fields.&nbsp; The other people had come and
+used that country, and the Hawaiians who occupied it for nothing
+had been swept away, &ldquo;where is weeping and gnashing of
+teeth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I do not speak of this lightly, because I love Samoa
+and her people.&nbsp; I love the land, I have chosen it to be my
+home while I live, and my grave after I am dead; and I love the
+people, and have chosen them to be my people to live and die
+with.&nbsp; And I see that the day is come now of the great
+battle; of the great and the last opportunity by which it shall
+be decided, whether you are to pass away like these other races
+of which I have been speaking, or to stand fast and have your
+children living on and honouring your memory in the land you
+received of your fathers.</p>
+<p><a name="page364"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+364</span>&lsquo;The Land Commission and the Chief Justice will
+soon have ended their labours.&nbsp; Much of your land will be
+restored to you, to do what you can with.&nbsp; Now is the time
+the messenger is come into your villages to summon you; the man
+is come with the measuring rod; the fire is lighted in which you
+shall be tried; whether you are gold or dross.&nbsp; Now is the
+time for the true champions of Samoa to stand forth.&nbsp; And
+who is the true champion of Samoa?&nbsp; It is not the man who
+blackens his face, and cuts down trees, and kills pigs and
+wounded men.&nbsp; It is the man who makes roads, who plants food
+trees, who gathers harvests, and is a profitable servant before
+the Lord, using and improving that great talent that has been
+given him in trust.&nbsp; That is the brave soldier; that is the
+true champion; because all things in a country hang together like
+the links of the anchor cable, one by another: but the anchor
+itself is industry.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;There is a friend of most of us, who is far away; not
+to be forgotten where I am, where Tupuola is, where Po&egrave;
+Lelei, Mataafa, Solevao, Po&egrave; Teleso, Tupuola Lotofaga,
+Tupuolo Amaile, Muliaiga, Ifopo, Fatialofa, Lemusu are.&nbsp; He
+knew what I am telling you; no man better.&nbsp; He saw the day
+was come when Samoa had to walk in a new path, and to be
+defended, not only with guns and blackened faces, and the noise
+of men shouting, but by digging and planting, reaping and
+sowing.&nbsp; When he was still here amongst us, he busied
+himself planting cacao; he was anxious and eager about
+agriculture and commerce, and spoke and wrote continually; so
+that when we turn our minds to the same matters, we may tell
+ourselves that we are still obeying Mataafa.&nbsp; Ua tautala mai
+pea o ia ua mamao.</p>
+<p><a name="page365"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+365</span>&lsquo;I know that I do not speak to idle or foolish
+hearers.&nbsp; I speak to those who are not too proud to work for
+gratitude.&nbsp; Chiefs!&nbsp; You have worked for Tusitala, and
+he thanks you from his heart.&nbsp; In this, I could wish you
+could be an example to all Samoa&mdash;I wish every chief in
+these islands would turn to, and work, and build roads, and sow
+fields, and plant food trees, and educate his children and
+improve his talents&mdash;not for love of Tusitala, but for the
+love of his brothers, and his children, and the whole body of
+generations yet unborn.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Chiefs!&nbsp; On this road that you have made many feet
+shall follow.&nbsp; The Romans were the bravest and greatest of
+people! mighty men of their hands, glorious fighters and
+conquerors.&nbsp; To this day in Europe you may go through parts
+of the country where all is marsh and bush, and perhaps after
+struggling through a thicket, you shall come forth upon an
+ancient road, solid and useful as the day it was made.&nbsp; You
+shall see men and women bearing their burdens along that even
+way, and you may tell yourself that it was built for them perhaps
+fifteen hundred years before,&mdash;perhaps before the coming of
+Christ,&mdash;by the Romans.&nbsp; And the people still remember
+and bless them for that convenience, and say to one another, that
+as the Romans were the bravest men to fight, so they were the
+best at building roads.</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Chiefs!&nbsp; Our road is not built to last a thousand
+years, yet in a sense it is.&nbsp; When a road is once built, it
+is a strange thing how it collects traffic, how every year as it
+goes on, more and more people are found to walk thereon, and
+others are raised up to repair and perpetuate it, and keep it
+alive; so that perhaps even <a name="page366"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 366</span>this road of ours may, from
+reparation to reparation, continue to exist and be useful
+hundreds and hundreds of years after we are mingled in the
+dust.&nbsp; And it is my hope that our far-away descendants may
+remember and bless those who laboured for them to-day.&rsquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><a name="page368"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 368</span>Printed by T. and A. <span
+class="smcap">Constable</span>, Printers to His Majesty<br />
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+Vailima Letters
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+CHAPTER I
+
+
+
+IN THE MOUNTAIN, APIA, SAMOA,
+MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2ND, 1890
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This is a hard and interesting and
+beautiful life that we lead now. Our place is in a deep
+cleft of Vaea Mountain, some six hundred feet above the sea,
+embowered in forest, which is our strangling enemy, and which
+we combat with axes and dollars. I went crazy over outdoor
+work, and had at last to confine myself to the house, or
+literature must have gone by the board. NOTHING is so
+interesting as weeding, clearing, and path-making; the
+oversight of labourers becomes a disease; it is quite an
+effort not to drop into the farmer; and it does make you feel
+so well. To come down covered with mud and drenched with
+sweat and rain after some hours in the bush, change, rub
+down, and take a chair in the verandah, is to taste a quiet
+conscience. And the strange thing that I mark is this: If I
+go out and make sixpence, bossing my labourers and plying the
+cutlass or the spade, idiot conscience applauds me; if I sit
+in the house and make twenty pounds, idiot conscience wails
+over my neglect and the day wasted. For near a fortnight I
+did not go beyond the verandah; then I found my rush of work
+run out, and went down for the night to Apia; put in Sunday
+afternoon with our consul, 'a nice young man,' dined with my
+friend H. J. Moors in the evening, went to church - no less -
+at the white and half-white church - I had never been before,
+and was much interested; the woman I sat next LOOKED a full-
+blood native, and it was in the prettiest and readiest
+English that she sang the hymns; back to Moors', where we
+yarned of the islands, being both wide wanderers, till bed-
+time; bed, sleep, breakfast, horse saddled; round to the
+mission, to get Mr. Clarke to be my interpreter; over with
+him to the King's, whom I have not called on since my return;
+received by that mild old gentleman; have some interesting
+talk with him about Samoan superstitions and my land - the
+scene of a great battle in his (Malietoa Laupepa's) youth -
+the place which we have cleared the platform of his fort -
+the gulley of the stream full of dead bodies - the fight
+rolled off up Vaea mountain-side; back with Clarke to the
+Mission; had a bit of lunch and consulted over a queer point
+of missionary policy just arisen, about our new Town Hall and
+the balls there - too long to go into, but a quaint example
+of the intricate questions which spring up daily in the
+missionary path.
+
+Then off up the hill; Jack very fresh, the sun (close on
+noon) staring hot, the breeze very strong and pleasant; the
+ineffable green country all round - gorgeous little birds (I
+think they are humming birds, but they say not) skirmishing
+in the wayside flowers. About a quarter way up I met a
+native coming down with the trunk of a cocoa palm across his
+shoulder; his brown breast glittering with sweat and oil:
+'Talofa' - 'Talofa, alii - You see that white man? He speak
+for you.' 'White man he gone up here?' - 'Ioe (Yes)' -
+'Tofa, alii' - 'Tofa, soifua!' I put on Jack up the steep
+path, till he is all as white as shaving stick - Brown's
+euxesis, wish I had some - past Tanugamanono, a bush village
+- see into the houses as I pass - they are open sheds
+scattered on a green - see the brown folk sitting there,
+suckling kids, sleeping on their stiff wooden pillows - then
+on through the wood path - and here I find the mysterious
+white man (poor devil!) with his twenty years' certificate of
+good behaviour as a book-keeper, frozen out by the strikes in
+the colonies, come up here on a chance, no work to be found,
+big hotel bill, no ship to leave in - and come up to beg
+twenty dollars because he heard I was a Scotchman, offering
+to leave his portmanteau in pledge. Settle this, and on
+again; and here my house comes in view, and a war whoop
+fetches my wife and Henry (or Simele), our Samoan boy, on the
+front balcony; and I am home again, and only sorry that I
+shall have to go down again to Apia this day week. I could,
+and would, dwell here unmoved, but there are things to be
+attended to.
+
+Never say I don't give you details and news. That is a
+picture of a letter.
+
+I have been hard at work since I came; three chapters of THE
+WRECKER, and since that, eight of the South Sea book, and,
+along and about and in between, a hatful of verses. Some day
+I'll send the verse to you, and you'll say if any of it is
+any good. I have got in a better vein with the South Sea
+book, as I think you will see; I think these chapters will do
+for the volume without much change. Those that I did in the
+JANET NICOLL, under the most ungodly circumstances, I fear
+will want a lot of suppling and lightening, but I hope to
+have your remarks in a month or two upon that point. It
+seems a long while since I have heard from you. I do hope
+you are well. I am wonderful, but tired from so much work;
+'tis really immense what I have done; in the South Sea book I
+have fifty pages copied fair, some of which has been four
+times, and all twice written, certainly fifty pages of solid
+scriving inside a fortnight, but I was at it by seven a.m.
+till lunch, and from two till four or five every day; between
+whiles, verse and blowing on the flageolet; never outside.
+If you could see this place! but I don't want any one to see
+it till my clearing is done, and my house built. It will be
+a home for angels.
+
+So far I wrote after my bit of dinner, some cold meat and
+bananas, on arrival. Then out to see where Henry and some of
+the men were clearing the garden; for it was plain there was
+to be no work to-day indoors, and I must set in consequence
+to farmering. I stuck a good while on the way up, for the
+path there is largely my own handiwork, and there were a lot
+of sprouts and saplings and stones to be removed. Then I
+reached our clearing just where the streams join in one; it
+had a fine autumn smell of burning, the smoke blew in the
+woods, and the boys were pretty merry and busy. Now I had a
+private design:-
+
+[Map which cannot be reproduced]
+
+The Vaita'e I had explored pretty far up; not yet the other
+stream, the Vaituliga (g=nasal n, as ng in sing); and up
+that, with my wood knife, I set off alone. It is here quite
+dry; it went through endless woods; about as broad as a
+Devonshire lane, here and there crossed by fallen trees; huge
+trees overhead in the sun, dripping lianas and tufted with
+orchids, tree ferns, ferns depending with air roots from the
+steep banks, great arums - I had not skill enough to say if
+any of them were the edible kind, one of our staples here! -
+hundreds of bananas - another staple - and alas! I had skill
+enough to know all of these for the bad kind that bears no
+fruit. My Henry moralised over this the other day; how hard
+it was that the bad banana flourished wild, and the good must
+be weeded and tended; and I had not the heart to tell him how
+fortunate they were here, and how hungry were other lands by
+comparison. The ascent of this lovely lane of my dry stream
+filled me with delight. I could not but be reminded of old
+Mayne Reid, as I have been more than once since I came to the
+tropics; and I thought, if Reid had been still living, I
+would have written to tell him that, for, me, IT HAD COME
+TRUE; and I thought, forbye, that, if the great powers go on
+as they are going, and the Chief Justice delays, it would
+come truer still; and the war-conch will sound in the hills,
+and my home will be inclosed in camps, before the year is
+ended. And all at once - mark you, how Mayne Reid is on the
+spot - a strange thing happened. I saw a liana stretch
+across the bed of the brook about breast-high, swung up my
+knife to sever it, and - behold, it was a wire! On either
+hand it plunged into thick bush; to-morrow I shall see where
+it goes and get a guess perhaps of what it means. To-day I
+know no more than - there it is. A little higher the brook
+began to trickle, then to fill. At last, as I meant to do
+some work upon the homeward trail, it was time to turn. I
+did not return by the stream; knife in hand, as long as my
+endurance lasted, I was to cut a path in the congested bush.
+
+At first it went ill with me; I got badly stung as high as
+the elbows by the stinging plant; I was nearly hung in a
+tough liana - a rotten trunk giving way under my feet; it was
+deplorable bad business. And an axe - if I dared swing one -
+would have been more to the purpose than my cutlass. Of a
+sudden things began to go strangely easier; I found stumps,
+bushing out again; my body began to wonder, then my mind; I
+raised my eyes and looked ahead; and, by George, I was no
+longer pioneering, I had struck an old track overgrown, and
+was restoring an old path. So I laboured till I was in such
+a state that Carolina Wilhelmina Skeggs could scarce have
+found a name for it. Thereon desisted; returned to the
+stream; made my way down that stony track to the garden,
+where the smoke was still hanging and the sun was still in
+the high tree-tops, and so home. Here, fondly supposing my
+long day was over, I rubbed down; exquisite agony; water
+spreads the poison of these weeds; I got it all over my
+hands, on my chest, in my eyes, and presently, while eating
+an orange, A LA Raratonga, burned my lip and eye with orange
+juice. Now, all day, our three small pigs had been adrift,
+to the mortal peril of our corn, lettuce, onions, etc., and
+as I stood smarting on the back verandah, behold the three
+piglings issuing from the wood just opposite. Instantly I
+got together as many boys as I could - three, and got the
+pigs penned against the rampart of the sty, till the others
+joined; whereupon we formed a cordon, closed, captured the
+deserters, and dropped them, squeaking amain, into their
+strengthened barracks where, please God, they may now stay!
+
+Perhaps you may suppose the day now over; you are not the
+head of a plantation, my juvenile friend. Politics
+succeeded: Henry got adrift in his English, Bene was too
+cowardly to tell me what he was after: result, I have lost
+seven good labourers, and had to sit down and write to you to
+keep my temper. Let me sketch my lads. - Henry - Henry has
+gone down to town or I could not be writing to you - this
+were the hour of his English lesson else, when he learns what
+he calls 'long expessions' or 'your chief's language' for the
+matter of an hour and a half - Henry is a chiefling from
+Savaii; I once loathed, I now like and - pending fresh
+discoveries - have a kind of respect for Henry. He does good
+work for us; goes among the labourers, bossing and watching;
+helps Fanny; is civil, kindly, thoughtful; O SI SIC SEMPER!
+But will he be 'his sometime self throughout the year'?
+Anyway, he has deserved of us, and he must disappoint me
+sharply ere I give him up. - Bene - or Peni-Ben, in plain
+English - is supposed to be my ganger; the Lord love him!
+God made a truckling coward, there is his full history. He
+cannot tell me what he wants; he dares not tell me what is
+wrong; he dares not transmit my orders or translate my
+censures. And with all this, honest, sober, industrious,
+miserably smiling over the miserable issue of his own
+unmanliness. - Paul - a German - cook and steward - a glutton
+of work - a splendid fellow; drawbacks, three: (1) no cook;
+(2) an inveterate bungler; a man with twenty thumbs,
+continually falling in the dishes, throwing out the dinner,
+preserving the garbage; (3) a dr-, well, don't let us say
+that - but we daren't let him go to town, and he - poor, good
+soul - is afraid to be let go. - Lafaele (Raphael), a strong,
+dull, deprecatory man; splendid with an axe, if watched; the
+better for a rowing, when he calls me 'Papa' in the most
+wheedling tones; desperately afraid of ghosts, so that he
+dare not walk alone up in the banana patch - see map. The
+rest are changing labourers; and to-night, owing to the
+miserable cowardice of Peni, who did not venture to tell me
+what the men wanted - and which was no more than fair - all
+are gone - and my weeding in the article of being finished!
+Pity the sorrows of a planter.
+
+I am, Sir, yours, and be jowned to you, The Planter,
+R. L. S.
+
+
+Tuesday 3rd
+
+
+I begin to see the whole scheme of letter-writing; you sit
+down every day and pour out an equable stream of twaddle.
+
+This morning all my fears were fled, and all the trouble had
+fallen to the lot of Peni himself, who deserved it; my field
+was full of weeders; and I am again able to justify the ways
+of God. All morning I worked at the South Seas, and finished
+the chapter I had stuck upon on Saturday. Fanny, awfully
+hove-to with rheumatics and injuries received upon the field
+of sport and glory, chasing pigs, was unable to go up and
+down stairs, so she sat upon the back verandah, and my work
+was chequered by her cries. 'Paul, you take a spade to do
+that - dig a hole first. If you do that, you'll cut your
+foot off! Here, you boy, what you do there? You no get
+work? You go find Simele; he give you work. Peni, you tell
+this boy he go find Simele; suppose Simele no give him work,
+you tell him go 'way. I no want him here. That boy no
+good.' - PENI (from the distance in reassuring tones), 'All
+right, sir!' - FANNY (after a long pause), 'Peni, you tell
+that boy go find Simele! I no want him stand here all day.
+I no pay that boy. I see him all day. He no do nothing.' -
+Luncheon, beef, soda-scones, fried bananas, pine-apple in
+claret, coffee. Try to write a poem; no go. Play the
+flageolet. Then sneakingly off to farmering and pioneering.
+Four gangs at work on our place; a lively scene; axes
+crashing and smoke blowing; all the knives are out. But I
+rob the garden party of one without a stock, and you should
+see my hand - cut to ribbons. Now I want to do my path up
+the Vaituliga single-handed, and I want it to burst on the
+public complete. Hence, with devilish ingenuity, I begin it
+at different places; so that if you stumble on one section,
+you may not even then suspect the fulness of my labours.
+Accordingly, I started in a new place, below the wire, and
+hoping to work up to it. It was perhaps lucky I had so bad a
+cutlass, and my smarting hand bid me stay before I had got up
+to the wire, but just in season, so that I was only the
+better of my activity, not dead beat as yesterday.
+
+A strange business it was, and infinitely solitary; away
+above, the sun was in the high tree-tops; the lianas noosed
+and sought to hang me; the saplings struggled, and came up
+with that sob of death that one gets to know so well; great,
+soft, sappy trees fell at a lick of the cutlass, little tough
+switches laughed at and dared my best endeavour. Soon,
+toiling down in that pit of verdure, I heard blows on the far
+side, and then laughter. I confess a chill settled on my
+heart.
+
+Being so dead alone, in a place where by rights none should
+be beyond me, I was aware, upon interrogation, if those blows
+had drawn nearer, I should (of course quite unaffectedly)
+have executed a strategic movement to the rear; and only the
+other day I was lamenting my insensibility to superstition!
+Am I beginning to be sucked in? Shall I become a midnight
+twitterer like my neighbours? At times I thought the blows
+were echoes; at times I thought the laughter was from birds.
+For our birds are strangely human in their calls. Vaea
+mountain about sundown sometimes rings with shrill cries,
+like the hails of merry, scattered children. As a matter of
+fact, I believe stealthy wood-cutters from Tanugamanono were
+above me in the wood and answerable for the blows; as for the
+laughter, a woman and two children had come and asked Fanny's
+leave to go up shrimp-fishing in the burn; beyond doubt, it
+was these I heard. Just at the right time I returned; to
+wash down, change, and begin this snatch of letter before
+dinner was ready, and to finish it afterwards, before Henry
+has yet put in an appearance for his lesson in 'long
+explessions.'
+
+Dinner: stewed beef and potatoes, baked bananas, new loaf-
+bread hot from the oven, pine-apple in claret. These are
+great days; we have been low in the past; but now are we as
+belly-gods, enjoying all things.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY. (HIST. VAILIMA RESUMED.)
+
+
+A gorgeous evening of after-glow in the great tree-tops and
+behind the mountain, and full moon over the lowlands and the
+sea, inaugurated a night of horrid cold. To you effete
+denizens of the so-called temperate zone, it had seemed
+nothing; neither of us could sleep; we were up seeking extra
+coverings, I know not at what hour - it was as bright as day.
+The moon right over Vaea - near due west, the birds strangely
+silent, and the wood of the house tingling with cold; I
+believe it must have been 60 degrees! Consequence; Fanny has
+a headache and is wretched, and I could do no work. (I am
+trying all round for a place to hold my pen; you will hear
+why later on; this to explain penmanship.) I wrote two
+pages, very bad, no movement, no life or interest; then I
+wrote a business letter; then took to tootling on the
+flageolet, till glory should call me farmering.
+
+I took up at the fit time Lafaele and Mauga - Mauga, accent
+on the first, is a mountain, I don't know what Mauga means -
+mind what I told you of the value of g - to the garden, and
+set them digging, then turned my attention to the path. I
+could not go into my bush path for two reasons: 1st, sore
+hands; 2nd, had on my trousers and good shoes. Lucky it was.
+Right in the wild lime hedge which cuts athwart us just
+homeward of the garden, I found a great bed of kuikui -
+sensitive plant - our deadliest enemy. A fool brought it to
+this island in a pot, and used to lecture and sentimentalise
+over the tender thing. The tender thing has now taken charge
+of this island, and men fight it, with torn hands, for bread
+and life. A singular, insidious thing, shrinking and biting
+like a weasel; clutching by its roots as a limpet clutches to
+a rock. As I fought him, I bettered some verses in my poem,
+the WOODMAN; the only thought I gave to letters. Though the
+kuikui was thick, there was but a small patch of it, and when
+I was done I attacked the wild lime, and had a hand-to-hand
+skirmish with its spines and elastic suckers. All this time,
+close by, in the cleared space of the garden, Lafaele and
+Mauga were digging. Suddenly quoth Lafaele, 'Somebody he
+sing out.' - 'Somebody he sing out? All right. I go.' And
+I went and found they had been whistling and 'singing out'
+for long, but the fold of the hill and the uncleared bush
+shuts in the garden so that no one heard, and I was late for
+dinner, and Fanny's headache was cross; and when the meal was
+over, we had to cut up a pineapple which was going bad, to
+make jelly of; and the next time you have a handful of broken
+blood-blisters, apply pine-apple juice, and you will give me
+news of it, and I request a specimen of your hand of write
+five minutes after - the historic moment when I tackled this
+history. My day so far.
+
+Fanny was to have rested. Blessed Paul began making a duck-
+house; she let him be; the duck-house fell down, and she had
+to set her hand to it. He was then to make a drinking-place
+for the pigs; she let him be again - he made a stair by which
+the pigs will probably escape this evening, and she was near
+weeping. Impossible to blame the indefatigable fellow;
+energy is too rare and goodwill too noble a thing to
+discourage; but it's trying when she wants a rest. Then she
+had to cook the dinner; then, of course - like a fool and a
+woman - must wait dinner for me, and make a flurry of
+herself. Her day so far. CETERA ADHUC DESUNT.
+
+
+FRIDAY - I THINK.
+
+
+I have been too tired to add to this chronicle, which will at
+any rate give you some guess of our employment. All goes
+well; the kuikui - (think of this mispronunciation having
+actually infected me to the extent of misspelling! tuitui is
+the word by rights) - the tuitui is all out of the paddock -
+a fenced park between the house and boundary; Peni's men
+start to-day on the road; the garden is part burned, part
+dug; and Henry, at the head of a troop of underpaid
+assistants, is hard at work clearing. The part clearing you
+will see from the map; from the house run down to the stream
+side, up the stream nearly as high as the garden; then back
+to the star which I have just added to the map.
+
+My long, silent contests in the forest have had a strange
+effect on me. The unconcealed vitality of these vegetables,
+their exuberant number and strength, the attempts - I can use
+no other word - of lianas to enwrap and capture the intruder,
+the awful silence, the knowledge that all my efforts are only
+like the performance of an actor, the thing of a moment, and
+the wood will silently and swiftly heal them up with fresh
+effervescence; the cunning sense of the tuitui, suffering
+itself to be touched with wind-swayed grasses and not minding
+- but let the grass be moved by a man, and it shuts up; the
+whole silent battle, murder, and slow death of the contending
+forest; weigh upon the imagination. My poem the WOODMAN
+stands; but I have taken refuge in a new story, which just
+shot through me like a bullet in one of my moments of awe,
+alone in that tragic jungle:-
+
+
+THE HIGH WOODS OF ULUFANUA.
+
+1. A South Sea Bridal.
+2. Under the Ban.
+3. Savao and Faavao.
+4. Cries in the High Wood.
+5. Rumour full of Tongues.
+6. The Hour of Peril.
+7. The Day of Vengeance.
+
+
+It is very strange, very extravagant, I daresay; but it's
+varied, and picturesque, and has a pretty love affair, and
+ends well. Ulufanua is a lovely Samoan word, ulu=grove;
+fanua=land; grove-land - 'the tops of the high trees.'
+Savao, 'sacred to the wood,' and Faavao, 'wood-ways,' are the
+names of two of the characters, Ulufanua the name of the
+supposed island.
+
+I am very tired, and rest off to-day from all but letters.
+Fanny is quite done up; she could not sleep last night,
+something it seemed like asthma - I trust not. I suppose
+Lloyd will be about, so you can give him the benefit of this
+long scrawl. Never say that I CAN'T write a letter, say that
+I don't. - Yours ever, my dearest fellow,
+R. L. S.
+
+
+LATER ON FRIDAY.
+
+
+The guid wife had bread to bake, and she baked it in a pan,
+O! But between whiles she was down with me weeding sensitive
+in the paddock. The men have but now passed over it; I was
+round in that very place to see the weeding was done
+thoroughly, and already the reptile springs behind our heels.
+Tuitui is a truly strange beast, and gives food for thought.
+I am nearly sure - I cannot yet be quite, I mean to
+experiment, when I am less on the hot chase of the beast -
+that, even at the instant he shrivels up his leaves, he
+strikes his prickles downward so as to catch the uprooting
+finger; instinctive, say the gabies; but so is man's impulse
+to strike out. One thing that takes and holds me is to see
+the strange variation in the propagation of alarm among these
+rooted beasts; at times it spreads to a radius (I speak by
+the guess of the eye) of five or six inches; at times only
+one individual plant appears frightened at a time. We tried
+how long it took one to recover; 'tis a sanguine creature; it
+is all abroad again before (I guess again) two minutes. It
+is odd how difficult in this world it is to be armed. The
+double armour of this plant betrays it. In a thick tuft,
+where the leaves disappear, I thrust in my hand, and the bite
+of the thorns betrays the topmost stem. In the open again,
+and when I hesitate if it be clover, a touch on the leaves,
+and its fine sense and retractile action betrays its identity
+at once. Yet it has one gift incomparable. Rome had virtue
+and knowledge; Rome perished. The sensitive plant has
+indigestible seeds - so they say - and it will flourish for
+ever. I give my advice thus to a young plant - have a strong
+root, a weak stem, and an indigestible seed; so you will
+outlast the eternal city, and your progeny will clothe
+mountains, and the irascible planter will blaspheme in vain.
+The weak point of tuitui is that its stem is strong.
+
+
+SUPPLEMENTARY PAGE.
+
+
+Here beginneth the third lesson, which is not from the
+planter but from a less estimable character, the writer of
+books.
+
+I want you to understand about this South Sea Book. The job
+is immense; I stagger under material. I have seen the first
+big TACHE. It was necessary to see the smaller ones; the
+letters were at my hand for the purpose, but I was not going
+to lose this experience; and, instead of writing mere
+letters, have poured out a lot of stuff for the book. How
+this works and fits, time is to show. But I believe, in
+time, I shall get the whole thing in form. Now, up to date,
+that is all my design, and I beg to warn you till we have the
+whole (or much) of the stuff together, you can hardly judge -
+and I can hardly judge. Such a mass of stuff is to be
+handled, if possible without repetition - so much foreign
+matter to be introduced - if possible with perspicuity - and,
+as much as can be, a spirit of narrative to be preserved.
+You will find that come stronger as I proceed, and get the
+explanations worked through. Problems of style are (as yet)
+dirt under my feet; my problem is architectural, creative -
+to get this stuff jointed and moving. If I can do that, I
+will trouble you for style; anybody might write it, and it
+would be splendid; well-engineered, the masses right, the
+blooming thing travelling - twig?
+
+This I wanted you to understand, for lots of the stuff sent
+home is, I imagine, rot - and slovenly rot - and some of it
+pompous rot; and I want you to understand it's a LAY-IN.
+
+Soon, if the tide of poeshie continues, I'll send you a whole
+lot to damn. You never said thank-you for the handsome
+tribute addressed to you from Apemama; such is the gratitude
+of the world to the God-sent poick. Well, well:- 'Vex not
+thou the poick's mind, With thy coriaceous ingratitude, The
+P. will be to your faults more than a little blind, And yours
+is a far from handsome attitude.' Having thus dropped into
+poetry in a spirit of friendship, I have the honour to
+subscribe myself, Sir,
+
+Your obedient humble servant,
+SILAS WEGG.
+
+
+I suppose by this you will have seen the lad - and his feet
+will have been in the Monument - and his eyes beheld the face
+of George. Well!
+
+There is much eloquence in a well!
+I am, Sir
+Yours
+
+The Epigrammatist
+
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
+
+FINIS - EXPLICIT
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+
+
+
+VAILIMA, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH, 1890.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - I wanted to go out bright and early to go
+on with my survey. You never heard of that. The world has
+turned, and much water run under bridges, since I stopped my
+diary. I have written six more chapters of the book, all
+good I potently believe, and given up, as a deception of the
+devil's, the High Woods. I have been once down to Apia, to a
+huge native feast at Seumanutafa's, the chief of Apia. There
+was a vast mass of food, crowds of people, the police
+charging among them with whips, the whole in high good humour
+on both sides; infinite noise; and a historic event - Mr.
+Clarke, the missionary, and his wife, assisted at a native
+dance. On my return from this function, I found work had
+stopped; no more South Seas in my belly. Well, Henry had
+cleared a great deal of our bush on a contract, and it ought
+to be measured. I set myself to the task with a tape-line;
+it seemed a dreary business; then I borrowed a prismatic
+compass, and tackled the task afresh. I have no books; I had
+not touched an instrument nor given a thought to the business
+since the year of grace 1871; you can imagine with what
+interest I sat down yesterday afternoon to reduce my
+observations; five triangles I had taken; all five came
+right, to my ineffable joy. Our dinner - the lowest we have
+ever been - consisted of ONE AVOCADO PEAR between Fanny and
+me, a ship's biscuit for the guidman, white bread for the
+Missis, and red wine for the twa. No salt horse, even, in
+all Vailima! After dinner Henry came, and I began to teach
+him decimals; you wouldn't think I knew them myself after so
+long desuetude!
+
+I could not but wonder how Henry stands his evenings here;
+the Polynesian loves gaiety - I feed him with decimals, the
+mariner's compass, derivations, grammar, and the like;
+delecting myself, after the manner of my race, MOULT
+TRISTEMENT. I suck my paws; I live for my dexterities and by
+my accomplishments; even my clumsinesses are my joy - my
+woodcuts, my stumbling on the pipe, this surveying even - and
+even weeding sensitive; anything to do with the mind, with
+the eye, with the hand - with a part of ME; diversion flows
+in these ways for the dreary man. But gaiety is what these
+children want; to sit in a crowd, tell stories and pass
+jests, to hear one another laugh and scamper with the girls.
+It's good fun, too, I believe, but not for R. L. S., AETAT.
+40. Which I am now past forty, Custodian, and not one penny
+the worse that I can see; as amusable as ever; to be on board
+ship is reward enough for me; give me the wages of going on -
+in a schooner! Only, if ever I were gay, which I
+misremember, I am gay no more. And here is poor Henry
+passing his evenings on my intellectual husks, which the
+professors masticated; keeping the accounts of the estate -
+all wrong I have no doubt - I keep no check, beyond a very
+rough one; marching in with a cloudy brow, and the day-book
+under his arm; tackling decimals, coming with cases of
+conscience - how would an English chief behave in such a
+case? etc.; and, I am bound to say, on any glimmer of a jest,
+lapsing into native hilarity as a tree straightens itself
+after the wind is by. The other night I remembered my old
+friend - I believe yours also - Scholastikos, and
+administered the crow and the anchor - they were quite fresh
+to Samoan ears (this implies a very early severance) - and I
+thought the anchor would have made away with my Simele
+altogether.
+
+Fanny's time, in this interval, has been largely occupied in
+contending publicly with wild swine. We have a black sow; we
+call her Jack Sheppard; impossible to confine her -
+impossible also for her to be confined! To my sure knowledge
+she has been in an interesting condition for longer than any
+other sow in story; else she had long died the death; as soon
+as she is brought to bed, she shall count her days. I
+suppose that sow has cost us in days' labour from thirty to
+fifty dollars; as many as eight boys (at a dollar a day) have
+been twelve hours in chase of her. Now it is supposed that
+Fanny has outwitted her; she grins behind broad planks in
+what was once the cook-house. She is a wild pig; far
+handsomer than any tame; and when she found the cook-house
+was too much for her methods of evasion, she lay down on the
+floor and refused food and drink for a whole Sunday. On
+Monday morning she relapsed, and now eats and drinks like a
+little man. I am reminded of an incident. Two Sundays ago,
+the sad word was brought that the sow was out again; this
+time she had carried another in her flight. Moors and I and
+Fanny were strolling up to the garden, and there by the
+waterside we saw the black sow, looking guilty. It seemed to
+me beyond words; but Fanny's CRI DU COEUR was delicious: 'G-
+r-r!' she cried; 'nobody loves you!'
+
+I would I could tell you the moving story of our cart and
+cart-horses; the latter are dapple-grey, about sixteen hands,
+and of enormous substance; the former was a kind of red and
+green shandry-dan with a driving bench; plainly unfit to
+carry lumber or to face our road. (Remember that the last
+third of my road, about a mile, is all made out of a bridle-
+track by my boys - and my dollars.) It was supposed a white
+man had been found - an ex-German artilleryman - to drive
+this last; he proved incapable and drunken; the gallant
+Henry, who had never driven before, and knew nothing about
+horses - except the rats and weeds that flourish on the
+islands - volunteered; Moors accepted, proposing to follow
+and supervise: despatched his work and started after. No
+cart! he hurried on up the road - no cart. Transfer the
+scene to Vailima, where on a sudden to Fanny and me, the cart
+appears, apparently at a hard gallop, some two hours before
+it was expected; Henry radiantly ruling chaos from the bench.
+It stopped: it was long before we had time to remark that the
+axle was twisted like the letter L. Our first care was the
+horses. There they stood, black with sweat, the sweat
+raining from them - literally raining - their heads down,
+their feet apart - and blood running thick from the nostrils
+of the mare. We got out Fanny's under-clothes - couldn't
+find anything else but our blankets - to rub them down, and
+in about half an hour we had the blessed satisfaction to see
+one after the other take a bite or two of grass. But it was
+a toucher; a little more and these steeds would have been
+foundered.
+
+
+MONDAY, 31ST? NOVEMBER.
+
+
+Near a week elapsed, and no journal. On Monday afternoon,
+Moors rode up and I rode down with him, dined, and went over
+in the evening to the American Consulate; present, Consul-
+General Sewall, Lieut. Parker and Mrs. Parker, Lafarge the
+American decorator, Adams an American historian; we talked
+late, and it was arranged I was to write up for Fanny, and we
+should both dine on the morrow.
+
+On the Friday, I was all forenoon in the Mission House,
+lunched at the German Consulate, went on board the SPERBER
+(German war ship) in the afternoon, called on my lawyer on my
+way out to American Consulate, and talked till dinner time
+with Adams, whom I am supplying with introductions and
+information for Tahiti and the Marquesas. Fanny arrived a
+wreck, and had to lie down. The moon rose, one day past
+full, and we dined in the verandah, a good dinner on the
+whole; talk with Lafarge about art and the lovely dreams of
+art students. Remark by Adams, which took me briskly home to
+the Monument - 'I only liked one YOUNG woman - and that was
+Mrs. Procter.' Henry James would like that. Back by
+moonlight in the consulate boat - Fanny being too tired to
+walk - to Moors's. Saturday, I left Fanny to rest, and was
+off early to the Mission, where the politics are thrilling
+just now. The native pastors (to every one's surprise) have
+moved of themselves in the matter of the native dances,
+desiring the restrictions to be removed, or rather to be made
+dependent on the character of the dance. Clarke, who had
+feared censure and all kinds of trouble, is, of course,
+rejoicing greatly. A characteristic feature: the argument of
+the pastors was handed in in the form of a fictitious
+narrative of the voyage of one Mr. Pye, an English traveller,
+and his conversation with a chief; there are touches of
+satire in this educational romance. Mr. Pye, for instance,
+admits that he knows nothing about the Bible. At the Mission
+I was sought out by Henry in a devil of an agitation; he has
+been made the victim of a forgery - a crime hitherto unknown
+in Samoa. I had to go to Folau, the chief judge here, in the
+matter. Folau had never heard of the offence, and begged to
+know what was the punishment; there may be lively times in
+forgery ahead. It seems the sort of crime to tickle a
+Polynesian. After lunch - you can see what a busy three days
+I am describing - we set off to ride home. My Jack was full
+of the devil of corn and too much grass, and no work. I had
+to ride ahead and leave Fanny behind. He is a most gallant
+little rascal is my Jack, and takes the whole way as hard as
+the rider pleases. Single incident: half-way up, I find my
+boys upon the road and stop and talk with Henry in his
+character of ganger, as long as Jack will suffer me. Fanny
+drones in after; we make a show of eating - or I do - she
+goes to bed about half-past six! I write some verses, read
+Irving's WASHINGTON, and follow about half-past eight. O,
+one thing more I did, in a prophetic spirit. I had made sure
+Fanny was not fit to be left alone, and wrote before turning
+in a letter to Chalmers, telling him I could not meet him in
+Auckland at this time. By eleven at night, Fanny got me
+wakened - she had tried twice in vain - and I found her very
+bad. Thence till three, we laboured with mustard poultices,
+laudanum, soda and ginger - Heavens! wasn't it cold; the land
+breeze was as cold as a river; the moon was glorious in the
+paddock, and the great boughs and the black shadows of our
+trees were inconceivable. But it was a poor time.
+
+Sunday morning found Fanny, of course, a complete wreck, and
+myself not very brilliant. Paul had to go to Vailele RE
+cocoa-nuts; it was doubtful if he could be back by dinner;
+never mind, said I, I'll take dinner when you return. Off
+set Paul. I did an hour's work, and then tackled the house
+work. I did it beautiful: the house was a picture, it
+resplended of propriety. Presently Mr. Moors' Andrew rode
+up; I heard the doctor was at the Forest House and sent a
+note to him; and when he came, I heard my wife telling him
+she had been in bed all day, and that was why the house was
+so dirty! Was it grateful? Was it politic? Was it TRUE? -
+Enough! In the interval, up marched little L. S., one of my
+neighbours, all in his Sunday white linens; made a fine
+salute, and demanded the key of the kitchen in German and
+English. And he cooked dinner for us, like a little man, and
+had it on the table and the coffee ready by the hour. Paul
+had arranged me this surprise. Some time later, Paul
+returned himself with a fresh surprise on hand; he was almost
+sober; nothing but a hazy eye distinguished him from Paul of
+the week days: VIVAT!
+
+On the evening I cannot dwell. All the horses got out of the
+paddock, went across, and smashed my neighbour's garden into
+a big hole. How little the amateur conceives a farmer's
+troubles. I went out at once with a lantern, staked up a gap
+in the hedge, was kicked at by a chestnut mare, who
+straightway took to the bush; and came back. A little after,
+they had found another gap, and the crowd were all abroad
+again. What has happened to our own garden nobody yet knows.
+
+Fanny had a fair night, and we are both tolerable this
+morning, only the yoke of correspondence lies on me heavy. I
+beg you will let this go on to my mother. I got such a good
+start in your letter, that I kept on at it, and I have
+neither time nor energy for more.
+
+Yours ever,
+R. L. S.
+
+
+SOMETHING NEW.
+
+
+I was called from my letters by the voice of Mr. -, who had
+just come up with a load of wood, roaring, 'Henry! Henry!
+Bring six boys!' I saw there was something wrong, and ran
+out. The cart, half unloaded, had upset with the mare in the
+shafts; she was all cramped together and all tangled up in
+harness and cargo, the off shaft pushing her over, Mr. -
+holding her up by main strength, and right along-side of her
+- where she must fall if she went down - a deadly stick of a
+tree like a lance. I could not but admire the wisdom and
+faith of this great brute; I never saw the riding-horse that
+would not have lost its life in such a situation; but the
+cart-elephant patiently waited and was saved. It was a
+stirring three minutes, I can tell you.
+
+I forgot in talking of Saturday to tell of one incident which
+will particularly interest my mother. I met Dr. D. from
+Savaii, and had an age-long talk about Edinburgh folk; it was
+very pleasant. He has been studying in Edinburgh, along with
+his son; a pretty relation. He told me he knew nobody but
+college people: 'I was altogether a student,' he said with
+glee. He seems full of cheerfulness and thick-set energy. I
+feel as if I could put him in a novel with effect; and ten to
+one, if I know more of him, the image will be only blurred.
+
+
+TUESDAY, DEC. 2ND.
+
+
+I should have told you yesterday that all my boys were got up
+for their work in moustaches and side-whiskers of some sort
+of blacking - I suppose wood-ash. It was a sight of joy to
+see them return at night, axe on shoulder, feigning to march
+like soldiers, a choragus with a loud voice singing out,
+'March-step! March-step!' in imperfect recollection of some
+drill.
+
+Fanny seems much revived.
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+
+
+
+MONDAY, TWENTY-SOMETHINGTH OF DECEMBER, 1890.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - I do not say my Jack is anything
+extraordinary; he is only an island horse; and the profane
+might call him a Punch; and his face is like a donkey's; and
+natives have ridden him, and he has no mouth in consequence,
+and occasionally shies. But his merits are equally
+surprising; and I don't think I should ever have known Jack's
+merits if I had not been riding up of late on moonless
+nights. Jack is a bit of a dandy; he loves to misbehave in a
+gallant manner, above all on Apia Street, and when I stop to
+speak to people, they say (Dr. Stuebel the German consul said
+about three days ago), 'O what a wild horse! it cannot be
+safe to ride him.' Such a remark is Jack's reward, and
+represents his ideal of fame. Now when I start out of Apia
+on a dark night, you should see my changed horse; at a fast
+steady walk, with his head down, and sometimes his nose to
+the ground - when he wants to do that, he asks for his head
+with a little eloquent polite movement indescribable - he
+climbs the long ascent and threads the darkest of the wood.
+The first night I came it was starry; and it was singular to
+see the starlight drip down into the crypt of the wood, and
+shine in the open end of the road, as bright as moonlight at
+home; but the crypt itself was proof, blackness lived in it.
+The next night it was raining. We left the lights of Apia
+and passed into limbo. Jack finds a way for himself, but he
+does not calculate for my height above the saddle; and I am
+directed forward, all braced up for a crouch and holding my
+switch upright in front of me. It is curiously interesting.
+In the forest, the dead wood is phosphorescent; some nights
+the whole ground is strewn with it, so that it seems like a
+grating over a pale hell; doubtless this is one of the things
+that feed the night fears of the natives; and I am free to
+confess that in a night of trackless darkness where all else
+is void, these pallid IGNES SUPPOSITI have a fantastic
+appearance, rather bogey even. One night, when it was very
+dark, a man had put out a little lantern by the wayside to
+show the entrance to his ground. I saw the light, as I
+thought, far ahead, and supposed it was a pedestrian coming
+to meet me; I was quite taken by surprise when it struck in
+my face and passed behind me. Jack saw it, and he was
+appalled; do you think he thought of shying? No, sir, not in
+the dark; in the dark Jack knows he is on duty; and he went
+past that lantern steady and swift; only, as he went, he
+groaned and shuddered. For about 2500 of Jack's steps we
+only pass one house - that where the lantern was; and about
+1500 of these are in the darkness of the pit. But now the
+moon is on tap again, and the roads lighted.
+
+I have been exploring up the Vaituliga; see your map. It
+comes down a wonderful fine glen; at least 200 feet of cliffs
+on either hand, winding like a corkscrew, great forest trees
+filling it. At the top there ought to be a fine double fall;
+but the stream evades it by a fault and passes underground.
+Above the fall it runs (at this season) full and very gaily
+in a shallow valley, some hundred yards before the head of
+the glen. Its course is seen full of grasses, like a flooded
+meadow; that is the sink! beyond the grave of the grasses,
+the bed lies dry. Near this upper part there is a great show
+of ruinous pig-walls; a village must have stood near by.
+
+To walk from our house to Wreck Hill (when the path is buried
+in fallen trees) takes one about half an hour, I think; to
+return, not more than twenty minutes; I daresay fifteen.
+Hence I should guess it was three-quarters of a mile. I had
+meant to join on my explorations passing eastward by the
+sink; but, Lord! how it rains.
+
+(LATER.)
+
+I went out this morning with a pocket compass and walked in a
+varying direction, perhaps on an average S. by W., 1754
+paces. Then I struck into the bush, N.W. by N., hoping to
+strike the Vaituliga above the falls. Now I have it plotted
+out I see I should have gone W. or even W. by S.; but it is
+not easy to guess. For 600 weary paces I struggled through
+the bush, and then came on the stream below the gorge, where
+it was comparatively easy to get down to it. In the place
+where I struck it, it made cascades about a little isle, and
+was running about N.E., 20 to 30 feet wide, as deep as to my
+knee, and piercing cold. I tried to follow it down, and keep
+the run of its direction and my paces; but when I was wading
+to the knees and the waist in mud, poison brush, and rotted
+wood, bound hand and foot in lianas, shovelled
+unceremoniously off the one shore and driven to try my luck
+upon the other - I saw I should have hard enough work to get
+my body down, if my mind rested. It was a damnable walk;
+certainly not half a mile as the crow flies, but a real
+bucketer for hardship. Once I had to pass the stream where
+it flowed between banks about three feet high. To get the
+easier down, I swung myself by a wild-cocoanut - (so called,
+it bears bunches of scarlet nutlets) - which grew upon the
+brink. As I so swung, I received a crack on the head that
+knocked me all abroad. Impossible to guess what tree had
+taken a shy at me. So many towered above, one over the
+other, and the missile, whatever it was, dropped in the
+stream and was gone before I had recovered my wits. (I
+scarce know what I write, so hideous a Niagara of rain roars,
+shouts, and demonizes on the iron roof - it is pitch dark too
+- the lamp lit at 5!) It was a blessed thing when I struck
+my own road; and I got home, neat for lunch time, one of the
+most wonderful mud statues ever witnessed. In the afternoon
+I tried again, going up the other path by the garden, but was
+early drowned out; came home, plotted out what I had done,
+and then wrote this truck to you.
+
+Fanny has been quite ill with ear-ache. She won't go, hating
+the sea at this wild season; I don't like to leave her; so it
+drones on, steamer after steamer, and I guess it'll end by no
+one going at all. She is in a dreadful misfortune at this
+hour; a case of kerosene having burst in the kitchen. A
+little while ago it was the carpenter's horse that trod in a
+nest of fourteen eggs, and made an omelette of our hopes.
+The farmer's lot is not a happy one. And it looks like some
+real uncompromising bad weather too. I wish Fanny's ear were
+well. Think of parties in Monuments! think of me in
+Skerryvore, and now of this. It don't look like a part of
+the same universe to me. Work is quite laid aside; I have
+worked myself right out.
+
+
+CHRISTMAS EVE.
+
+
+Yesterday, who could write? My wife near crazy with ear-
+ache; the rain descending in white crystal rods and playing
+hell's tattoo, like a TUTTI of battering rams, on our sheet-
+iron roof; the wind passing high overhead with a strange dumb
+mutter, or striking us full, so that all the huge trees in
+the paddock cried aloud, and wrung their hands, and
+brandished their vast arms. The horses stood in the shed
+like things stupid. The sea and the flagship lying on the
+jaws of the bay vanished in sheer rain. All day it lasted; I
+locked up my papers in the iron box, in case it was a
+hurricane, and the house might go. We went to bed with
+mighty uncertain feelings; far more than on shipboard, where
+you have only drowning ahead - whereas here you have a smash
+of beams, a shower of sheet-iron, and a blind race in the
+dark and through a whirlwind for the shelter of an unfinished
+stable - and my wife with ear-ache! Well, well, this
+morning, we had word from Apia; a hurricane was looked for,
+the ships were to leave the bay by 10 A.M.; it is now 3.30,
+and the flagship is still a fixture, and the wind round in
+the blessed east, so I suppose the danger is over. But
+heaven is still laden; the day dim, with frequent rattling
+bucketfuls of rain; and just this moment (as I write) a
+squall went overhead, scarce striking us, with that singular,
+solemn noise of its passage, which is to me dreadful. I have
+always feared the sound of wind beyond everything. In my
+hell it would always blow a gale.
+
+I have been all day correcting proofs, and making out a new
+plan for our house. The other was too dear to be built now,
+and it was a hard task to make a smaller house that would
+suffice for the present, and not be a mere waste of money in
+the future. I believe I have succeeded; I have taken care of
+my study anyway.
+
+Two favours I want to ask of you. First, I wish you to get
+'Pioneering in New Guinea,' by J. Chalmers. It's a
+missionary book, and has less pretensions to be literature
+than Spurgeon's sermons. Yet I think even through that, you
+will see some of the traits of the hero that wrote it; a man
+that took me fairly by storm for the most attractive, simple,
+brave, and interesting man in the whole Pacific. He is away
+now to go up the Fly River; a desperate venture, it is
+thought; he is quite a Livingstone card.
+
+Second, try and keep yourself free next winter; and if my
+means can be stretched so far, I'll come to Egypt and we'll
+meet at Shepheard's Hotel, and you'll put me in my place,
+which I stand in need of badly by this time. Lord, what
+bully times! I suppose I'll come per British Asia, or
+whatever you call it, and avoid all cold, and might be in
+Egypt about November as ever was - eleven months from now or
+rather less. But do not let us count our chickens.
+
+Last night three piglings were stolen from one of our pig-
+pens. The great Lafaele appeared to my wife uneasy, so she
+engaged him in conversation on the subject, and played upon
+him the following engaging trick. You advance your two
+forefingers towards the sitter's eyes; he closes them,
+whereupon you substitute (on his eyelids) the fore and middle
+fingers of the left hand; and with your right (which he
+supposes engaged) you tap him on the head and back. When you
+let him open his eyes, he sees you withdrawing the two
+forefingers. 'What that?' asked Lafaele. 'My devil,' says
+Fanny. 'I wake um, my devil. All right now. He go catch
+the man that catch my pig.' About an hour afterwards,
+Lafaele came for further particulars. 'O, all right,' my
+wife says. 'By and by, that man he sleep, devil go sleep
+same place. By and by, that man plenty sick. I no care.
+What for he take my pig?' Lafaele cares plenty; I don't
+think he is the man, though he may be; but he knows him, and
+most likely will eat some of that pig to-night. He will not
+eat with relish.
+
+
+SATURDAY 27TH.
+
+
+It cleared up suddenly after dinner, and my wife and I
+saddled up and off to Apia, whence we did not return till
+yesterday morning. Christmas Day I wish you could have seen
+our party at table. H. J. Moors at one end with my wife, I
+at the other with Mrs. M., between us two native women,
+Carruthers the lawyer, Moors's two shop-boys - Walters and A.
+M. the quadroon - and the guests of the evening, Shirley
+Baker, the defamed and much-accused man of Tonga, and his
+son, with the artificial joint to his arm - where the
+assassins shot him in shooting at his father. Baker's
+appearance is not unlike John Bull on a cartoon; he is highly
+interesting to speak to, as I had expected; I found he and I
+had many common interests, and were engaged in puzzling over
+many of the same difficulties. After dinner it was quite
+pretty to see our Christmas party, it was so easily pleased
+and prettily behaved. In the morning I should say I had been
+to lunch at the German consulate, where I had as usual a very
+pleasant time. I shall miss Dr. Stuebel much when he leaves,
+and when Adams and Lafarge go also, it will be a great blow.
+I am getting spoiled with all this good society.
+
+On Friday morning, I had to be at my house affairs before
+seven; and they kept me in Apia till past ten, disputing, and
+consulting about brick and stone and native and hydraulic
+lime, and cement and sand, and all sorts of otiose details
+about the chimney - just what I fled from in my father's
+office twenty years ago; I should have made a languid
+engineer. Rode up with the carpenter. Ah, my wicked Jack!
+on Christmas Eve, as I was taking the saddle bag off, he
+kicked at me, and fetched me too, right on the shin. On
+Friday, being annoyed at the carpenter's horse having a
+longer trot, he uttered a shrill cry and tried to bite him!
+Alas, alas, these are like old days; my dear Jack is a Bogue,
+but I cannot strangle Jack into submission.
+
+I have given up the big house for just now; we go ahead right
+away with a small one, which should be ready in two months,
+and I suppose will suffice for just now.
+
+O I know I haven't told you about our AITU, have I? It is a
+lady, AITU FAFINE: she lives on the mountain-side; her
+presence is heralded by the sound of a gust of wind; a sound
+very common in the high woods; when she catches you, I do not
+know what happens; but in practice she is avoided, so I
+suppose she does more than pass the time of day. The great
+AITU SAUMAI-AFE was once a living woman; and became an AITU,
+no one understands how; she lives in a stream at the well-
+head, her hair is red, she appears as a lovely young lady,
+her bust particularly admired, to handsome young men; these
+die, her love being fatal; - as a handsome youth she has been
+known to court damsels with the like result, but this is very
+rare; as an old crone she goes about and asks for water, and
+woe to them who are uncivil! SAUMAI-AFE means literally,
+'Come here a thousand!' A good name for a lady of her
+manners. My AITU FAFINE does not seem to be in the same line
+of business. It is unsafe to be a handsome youth in Samoa; a
+young man died from her favours last month - so we said on
+this side of the island; on the other, where he died, it was
+not so certain. I, for one, blame it on Madam SAUMAI-AFE
+without hesitation.
+
+Example of the farmer's sorrows. I slipped out on the
+balcony a moment ago. It is a lovely morning, cloudless,
+smoking hot, the breeze not yet arisen. Looking west, in
+front of our new house, I saw, two heads of Indian corn
+wagging, and the rest and all nature stock still. As I
+looked, one of the stalks subsided and disappeared. I dashed
+out to the rescue; two small pigs were deep in the grass -
+quite hid till within a few yards - gently but swiftly
+demolishing my harvest. Never be a farmer.
+
+
+12.30 P.M.
+
+
+I while away the moments of digestion by drawing you a
+faithful picture of my morning. When I had done writing as
+above it was time to clean our house. When I am working, it
+falls on my wife alone, but to-day we had it between us; she
+did the bedroom, I the sitting-room, in fifty-seven minutes
+of really most unpalatable labour. Then I changed every
+stitch, for I was wet through, and sat down and played on my
+pipe till dinner was ready, mighty pleased to be in a mildly
+habitable spot once more. The house had been neglected for
+near a week, and was a hideous spot; my wife's ear and our
+visit to Apia being the causes: our Paul we prefer not to see
+upon that theatre, and God knows he has plenty to do
+elsewhere.
+
+I am glad to look out of my back door and see the boys
+smoothing the foundations of the new house; this is all very
+jolly, but six months of it has satisfied me; we have too
+many things for such close quarters; to work in the midst of
+all the myriad misfortunes of the planter's life, seated in a
+Dyonisius' (can't spell him) ear, whence I catch every
+complaint, mishap and contention, is besides the devil; and
+the hope of a cave of my own inspires me with lust. O to be
+able to shut my own door and make my own confusion! O to
+have the brown paper and the matches and 'make a hell of my
+own' once more!
+
+I do not bother you with all my troubles in these
+outpourings; the troubles of the farmer are inspiriting -
+they are like difficulties out hunting - a fellow rages at
+the time and rejoices to recall and to commemorate them. My
+troubles have been financial. It is hard to arrange wisely
+interests so distributed. America, England, Samoa, Sydney,
+everywhere I have an end of liability hanging out and some
+shelf of credit hard by; and to juggle all these and build a
+dwelling-place here, and check expense - a thing I am ill
+fitted for - you can conceive what a nightmare it is at
+times. Then God knows I have not been idle. But since THE
+MASTER nothing has come to raise any coins. I believe the
+springs are dry at home, and now I am worked out, and can no
+more at all. A holiday is required.
+
+DEC. 28TH. I have got unexpectedly to work again, and feel
+quite dandy. Good-bye.
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+
+
+
+S. S. LUBECK, BETWEEN APIA AND SYDNEY,
+JAN. 17TH, 1891.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - The Faamasino Sili, or Chief Justice, to
+speak your low language, has arrived. I had ridden down with
+Henry and Lafaele; the sun was down, the night was close at
+hand, so we rode fast; just as I came to the corner of the
+road before Apia, I heard a gun fire; and lo, there was a
+great crowd at the end of the pier, and the troops out, and a
+chief or two in the height of Samoa finery, and Seumanu
+coming in his boat (the oarsmen all in uniform), bringing the
+Faamasino Sili sure enough. It was lucky he was no longer;
+the natives would not have waited many weeks. But think of
+it, as I sat in the saddle at the outside of the crowd
+(looking, the English consul said, as if I were commanding
+the manoeuvres), I was nearly knocked down by a stampede of
+the three consuls; they had been waiting their guest at the
+Matafele end, and some wretched intrigue among the whites had
+brought him to Apia, and the consuls had to run all the
+length of the town and come too late.
+
+The next day was a long one; I was at a marriage of G. the
+banker to Fanua, the virgin of Apia. Bride and bridesmaids
+were all in the old high dress; the ladies were all native;
+the men, with the exception of Seumanu, all white.
+
+It was quite a pleasant party, and while we were writing, we
+had a bird's-eye view of the public reception of the Chief
+Justice. The best part of it were some natives in war array;
+with blacked faces, turbans, tapa kilts, and guns, they
+looked very manly and purposelike. No, the best part was
+poor old drunken Joe, the Portuguese boatman, who seemed to
+think himself specially charged with the reception, and ended
+by falling on his knees before the Chief Justice on the end
+of the pier and in full view of the whole town and bay. The
+natives pelted him with rotten bananas; how the Chief Justice
+took it I was too far off to see; but it was highly absurd.
+
+I have commemorated my genial hopes for the regimen of the
+Faamasino Sili in the following canine verses, which, if you
+at all guess how to read them, are very pretty in movement,
+and (unless he be a mighty good man) too true in sense.
+
+
+We're quarrelling, the villages, we've beaten the wooden
+drum's,
+Sa femisai o nu'u, sa taia o pate,
+Is expounded there by the justice,
+Ua Atuatuvale a le faamasino e,
+The chief justice, the terrified justice,
+Le faamasino sili, le faamasino se,
+Is on the point of running away the justice,
+O le a solasola le faamasino e,
+The justice denied any influence, the terrified justice,
+O le faamasino le ai a, le faamasino se,
+O le a solasola le faamasino e.
+
+
+Well, after this excursion into tongues that have never been
+alive - though I assure you we have one capital book in the
+language, a book of fables by an old missionary of the
+unpromising name of Pratt, which is simply the best and the
+most literary version of the fables known to me. I suppose I
+should except La Fontaine, but L. F. takes a long time; these
+are brief as the books of our childhood, and full of wit and
+literary colour; and O, Colvin, what a tongue it would be to
+write, if one only knew it - and there were only readers.
+Its curse in common use is an incredible left-handed
+wordiness; but in the hands of a man like Pratt it is
+succinct as Latin, compact of long rolling polysyllables and
+little and often pithy particles, and for beauty of sound a
+dream. Listen, I quote from Pratt - this is good Samoan, not
+canine -
+
+
+O le afa,
+
+1 2 3
+ua taalili ai
+
+ 4
+le ulu vao,
+
+1
+ua pa mai
+
+
+le faititili.
+
+
+
+1 almost WA, 2 the two A'S just distinguished, 3 the AI is
+practically suffixed to the verb, 4 almost VOW. The
+excursion has prolonged itself.
+
+I started by the LUBECK to meet Lloyd and my mother; there
+were many reasons for and against; the main reason against
+was the leaving of Fanny alone in her blessed cabin, which
+has been somewhat remedied by my carter, Mr. -, putting up in
+the stable and messing with her; but perhaps desire of change
+decided me not well, though I do think I ought to see an
+oculist, being very blind indeed, and sometimes unable to
+read. Anyway I left, the only cabin passenger, four and a
+kid in the second cabin, and a dear voyage it had like to
+have proved. Close to Fiji (choose a worse place on the map)
+we broke our shaft early one morning; and when or where we
+might expect to fetch land or meet with any ship, I would
+like you to tell me. The Pacific is absolutely desert. I
+have sailed there now some years; and scarce ever seen a ship
+except in port or close by; I think twice. It was the
+hurricane season besides, and hurricane waters. Well, our
+chief engineer got the shaft - it was the middle crank shaft
+- mended; thrice it was mended, and twice broke down; but now
+keeps up - only we dare not stop, for it is almost impossible
+to start again. The captain in the meanwhile crowded her
+with sail; fifteen sails in all, every stay being gratified
+with a stay-sail, a boat-boom sent aloft for a maintop-
+gallant yard, and the derrick of a crane brought in service
+as bowsprit. All the time we have had a fine, fair wind and
+a smooth sea; to-day at noon our run was 203 miles (if you
+please!), and we are within some 360 miles of Sydney.
+Probably there has never been a more gallant success; and I
+can say honestly it was well worked for. No flurry, no high
+words, no long faces; only hard work and honest thought; a
+pleasant, manly business to be present at. All the chances
+were we might have been six weeks - ay, or three months at
+sea - or never turned up at all, and now it looks as though
+we should reach our destination some five days too late.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+
+
+
+[ON BOARD SHIP BETWEEN SYDNEY AND APIA, FEB. 1891.]
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - The JANET NICOLL stuff was rather worse
+than I had looked for; you have picked out all that is fit to
+stand, bar two others (which I don't dislike) - the Port of
+Entry and the House of Temoana; that is for a present
+opinion; I may condemn these also ere I have done. By this
+time you should have another Marquesan letter, the worst of
+the lot, I think; and seven Paumotu letters, which are not
+far out of the vein, as I wish it; I am in hopes the Hawaiian
+stuff is better yet: time will show, and time will make
+perfect. Is something of this sort practicable for the
+dedication?
+
+
+TERRA MARIQUE
+PER PERICULA PER ARDUA
+AMICAE COMITI
+D.D.
+AMANS VIATOR
+
+
+'Tis a first shot concocted this morning in my berth: I had
+always before been trying it in English, which insisted on
+being either insignificant or fulsome: I cannot think of a
+better word than COMES, there being not the shadow of a Latin
+book on board; yet sure there is some other. Then VIATOR
+(though it SOUNDS all right) is doubtful; it has too much,
+perhaps, the sense of wayfarer? Last, will it mark
+sufficiently that I mean my wife? And first, how about
+blunders? I scarce wish it longer.
+
+Have had a swingeing sharp attack in Sydney; beating the
+fields for two nights, Saturday and Sunday. Wednesday was
+brought on board, TEL QUEL, a wonderful wreck; and now,
+Wednesday week, am a good deal picked up, but yet not quite a
+Samson, being still groggy afoot and vague in the head. My
+chess, for instance, which is usually a pretty strong game,
+and defies all rivalry aboard, is vacillating, devoid of
+resource and observation, and hitherto not covered with
+customary laurels. As for work, it is impossible. We shall
+be in the saddle before long, no doubt, and the pen once more
+couched. You must not expect a letter under these
+circumstances, but be very thankful for a note. Once at
+Samoa, I shall try to resume my late excellent habits, and
+delight you with journals, you unaccustomed, I unaccustomed;
+but it is never too late to mend.
+
+It is vastly annoying that I cannot go even to Sydney without
+an attack; and heaven knows my life was anodyne. I only once
+dined with anybody; at the club with Wise; worked all morning
+- a terrible dead pull; a month only produced the imperfect
+embryos of two chapters; lunched in the boarding-house,
+played on my pipe; went out and did some of my messages;
+dined at a French restaurant, and returned to play draughts,
+whist, or Van John with my family. This makes a cheery life
+after Samoa; but it isn't what you call burning the candle at
+both ends, is it? (It appears to me not one word of this
+letter will be legible by the time I am done with it, this
+dreadful ink rubs off.) I have a strange kind of novel under
+construction; it begins about 1660 and ends 1830, or perhaps
+I may continue it to 1875 or so, with another life. One,
+two, three, four, five, six generations, perhaps seven,
+figure therein; two of my old stories, 'Delafield' and
+'Shovel,' are incorporated; it is to be told in the third
+person, with some of the brevity of history, some of the
+detail of romance. THE SHOVELS OF NEWTON FRENCH will be the
+name. The idea is an old one; it was brought to birth by an
+accident; a friend in the islands who picked up F. Jenkin,
+read a part, and said: 'Do you know, that's a strange book?
+I like it; I don't believe the public will; but I like it.'
+He thought it was a novel! 'Very well,' said I, 'we'll see
+whether the public will like it or not; they shall have the
+chance.'
+
+Yours ever,
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+
+
+
+FRIDAY, MARCH 19TH.
+
+
+MY DEAR S. C., - You probably expect that now I am back at
+Vailima I shall resume the practice of the diary letter. A
+good deal is changed. We are more; solitude does not attend
+me as before; the night is passed playing Van John for
+shells; and, what is not less important, I have just
+recovered from a severe illness, and am easily tired.
+
+I will give you to-day. I sleep now in one of the lower
+rooms of the new house, where my wife has recently joined me.
+We have two beds, an empty case for a table, a chair, a tin
+basin, a bucket and a jug; next door in the dining-room, the
+carpenters camp on the floor, which is covered with their
+mosquito nets. Before the sun rises, at 5.45 or 5.50, Paul
+brings me tea, bread, and a couple of eggs; and by about six
+I am at work. I work in bed - my bed is of mats, no
+mattress, sheets, or filth - mats, a pillow, and a blanket -
+and put in some three hours. It was 9.5 this morning when I
+set off to the stream-side to my weeding; where I toiled,
+manuring the ground with the best enricher, human sweat, till
+the conch-shell was blown from our verandah at 10.30. At
+eleven we dine; about half-past twelve I tried (by exception)
+to work again, could make nothing on't, and by one was on my
+way to the weeding, where I wrought till three. Half-past
+five is our next meal, and I read Flaubert's Letters till the
+hour came round; dined, and then, Fanny having a cold, and I
+being tired, came over to my den in the unfinished house,
+where I now write to you, to the tune of the carpenters'
+voices, and by the light - I crave your pardon - by the
+twilight of three vile candles filtered through the medium of
+my mosquito bar. Bad ink being of the party, I write quite
+blindfold, and can only hope you may be granted to read that
+which I am unable to see while writing.
+
+I said I was tired; it is a mild phrase; my back aches like
+toothache; when I shut my eyes to sleep, I know I shall see
+before them - a phenomenon to which both Fanny and I are
+quite accustomed - endless vivid deeps of grass and weed,
+each plant particular and distinct, so that I shall lie inert
+in body, and transact for hours the mental part of my day
+business, choosing the noxious from the useful. And in my
+dreams I shall be hauling on recalcitrants, and suffering
+stings from nettles, stabs from citron thorns, fiery bites
+from ants, sickening resistances of mud and slime, evasions
+of slimy roots, dead weight of heat, sudden puffs of air,
+sudden starts from bird-calls in the contiguous forest - some
+mimicking my name, some laughter, some the signal of a
+whistle, and living over again at large the business of my
+day.
+
+Though I write so little, I pass all my hours of field-work
+in continual converse and imaginary correspondence. I scarce
+pull up a weed, but I invent a sentence on the matter to
+yourself; it does not get written; AUTANT EN EMPORTENT LES
+VENTS; but the intent is there, and for me (in some sort) the
+companionship. To-day, for instance, we had a great talk. I
+was toiling, the sweat dripping from my nose, in the hot fit
+after a squall of rain: methought you asked me - frankly, was
+I happy. Happy (said I); I was only happy once; that was at
+Hyeres; it came to an end from a variety of reasons, decline
+of health, change of place, increase of money, age with his
+stealing steps; since then, as before then, I know not what
+it means. But I know pleasure still; pleasure with a
+thousand faces, and none perfect, a thousand tongues all
+broken, a thousand hands, and all of them with scratching
+nails. High among these I place this delight of weeding out
+here alone by the garrulous water, under the silence of the
+high wood, broken by incongruous sounds of birds. And take
+my life all through, look at it fore and back, and upside
+down, - though I would very fain change myself - I would not
+change my circumstances, unless it were to bring you here.
+And yet God knows perhaps this intercourse of writing serves
+as well; and I wonder, were you here indeed, would I commune
+so continually with the thought of you. I say 'I wonder' for
+a form; I know, and I know I should not.
+
+So far, and much further, the conversation went, while I
+groped in slime after viscous roots, nursing and sparing
+little spears of grass, and retreating (even with outcry)
+from the prod of the wild lime. I wonder if any one had ever
+the same attitude to Nature as I hold, and have held for so
+long? This business fascinates me like a tune or a passion;
+yet all the while I thrill with a strong distaste. The
+horror of the thing, objective and subjective, is always
+present to my mind; the horror of creeping things, a
+superstitious horror of the void and the powers about me, the
+horror of my own devastation and continual murders. The life
+of the plants comes through my fingertips, their struggles go
+to my heart like supplications. I feel myself blood-
+boltered; then I look back on my cleared grass, and count
+myself an ally in a fair quarrel, and make stout my heart.
+
+It is but a little while since I lay sick in Sydney, beating
+the fields about the navy and Dean Swift and Dryden's Latin
+hymns; judge if I love this reinvigorating climate, where I
+can already toil till my head swims and every string in the
+poor jumping Jack (as he now lies in bed) aches with a kind
+of yearning strain, difficult to suffer in quiescence.
+
+As for my damned literature, God knows what a business it is,
+grinding along without a scrap of inspiration or a note of
+style. But it has to be ground, and the mill grinds
+exceeding slowly though not particularly small. The last two
+chapters have taken me considerably over a month, and they
+are still beneath pity. This I cannot continue, time not
+sufficing; and the next will just have to be worse. All the
+good I can express is just this; some day, when style
+revisits me, they will be excellent matter to rewrite. Of
+course, my old cure of a change of work would probably
+answer, but I cannot take it now. The treadmill turns; and,
+with a kind of desperate cheerfulness, I mount the idle
+stair. I haven't the least anxiety about the book; unless I
+die, I shall find the time to make it good; but the Lord
+deliver me from the thought of the Letters! However, the
+Lord has other things on hand; and about six to-morrow, I
+shall resume the consideration practically, and face (as best
+I may) the fact of my incompetence and disaffection to the
+task. Toil I do not spare; but fortune refuses me success.
+We can do more, Whatever-his-name-was, we can deserve it.
+But my misdesert began long since, by the acceptation of a
+bargain quite unsuitable to all my methods.
+
+To-day I have had a queer experience. My carter has from the
+first been using my horses for his own ends; when I left for
+Sydney, I put him on his honour to cease, and my back was
+scarce turned ere he was forfeit. I have only been waiting
+to discharge him; and to-day an occasion arose. I am so much
+THE OLD MAN VIRULENT, so readily stumble into anger, that I
+gave a deal of consideration to my bearing, and decided at
+last to imitate that of the late -. Whatever he might have
+to say, this eminently effective controversialist maintained
+a frozen demeanour and a jeering smile. The frozen demeanour
+is beyond my reach; but I could try the jeering smile; did
+so, perceived its efficacy, kept in consequence my temper,
+and got rid of my friend, myself composed and smiling still,
+he white and shaking like an aspen. He could explain
+everything; I said it did not interest me. He said he had
+enemies; I said nothing was more likely. He said he was
+calumniated; with all my heart, said I, but there are so many
+liars, that I find it safer to believe them. He said, in
+justice to himself, he must explain: God forbid I should
+interfere with you, said I, with the same factitious grin,
+but it can change nothing. So I kept my temper, rid myself
+of an unfaithful servant, found a method of conducting
+similar interviews in the future, and fell in my own liking.
+One thing more: I learned a fresh tolerance for the dead -;
+he too had learned - perhaps had invented - the trick of this
+manner; God knows what weakness, what instability of feeling,
+lay beneath. CE QUE C'EST QUE DE NOUS! poor human nature;
+that at past forty I must adjust this hateful mask for the
+first time, and rejoice to find it effective; that the effort
+of maintaining an external smile should confuse and embitter
+a man's soul.
+
+To-day I have not weeded; I have written instead from six
+till eleven, from twelve till two; with the interruption of
+the interview aforesaid; a damned letter is written for the
+third time; I dread to read it, for I dare not give it a
+fourth chance - unless it be very bad indeed. Now I write
+you from my mosquito curtain, to the song of saws and planes
+and hammers, and wood clumping on the floor above; in a day
+of heavenly brightness; a bird twittering near by; my eye,
+through the open door, commanding green meads, two or three
+forest trees casting their boughs against the sky, a forest-
+clad mountain-side beyond, and close in by the door-jamb a
+nick of the blue Pacific. It is March in England, bleak
+March, and I lie here with the great sliding doors wide open
+in an undershirt and p'jama trousers, and melt in the closure
+of mosquito bars, and burn to be out in the breeze. A few
+torn clouds - not white, the sun has tinged them a warm pink
+- swim in heaven. In which blessed and fair day, I have to
+make faces and speak bitter words to a man - who has deceived
+me, it is true - but who is poor, and older than I, and a
+kind of a gentleman too. On the whole, I prefer the massacre
+of weeds.
+
+
+SUNDAY.
+
+
+When I had done talking to you yesterday, I played on my pipe
+till the conch sounded, then went over to the old house for
+dinner, and had scarce risen from table ere I was submerged
+with visitors. The first of these despatched, I spent the
+rest of the evening going over the Samoan translation of my
+BOTTLE IMP with Claxton the missionary; then to bed, but
+being upset, I suppose, by these interruptions, and having
+gone all day without my weeding, not to sleep. For hours I
+lay awake and heard the rain fall, and saw faint, far-away
+lightning over the sea, and wrote you long letters which I
+scorn to reproduce. This morning Paul was unusually early;
+the dawn had scarce begun when he appeared with the tray and
+lit my candle; and I had breakfasted and read (with
+indescribable sinkings) the whole of yesterday's work before
+the sun had risen. Then I sat and thought, and sat and
+better thought. It was not good enough, nor good; it was as
+slack as journalism, but not so inspired; it was excellent
+stuff misused, and the defects stood gross on it like humps
+upon a camel. But could I, in my present disposition, do
+much more with it? in my present pressure for time, were I
+not better employed doing another one about as ill, than
+making this some thousandth fraction better? Yes, I thought;
+and tried the new one, and behold, I could do nothing: my
+head swims, words do not come to me, nor phrases, and I
+accepted defeat, packed up my traps, and turned to
+communicate the failure to my esteemed correspondent. I
+think it possible I overworked yesterday. Well, we'll see
+to-morrow - perhaps try again later. It is indeed the hope
+of trying later that keeps me writing to you. If I take to
+my pipe, I know myself - all is over for the morning.
+Hurray, I'll correct proofs!
+
+
+PAGO-PAGO, WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+After I finished on Sunday I passed a miserable day; went out
+weeding, but could not find peace. I do not like to steal my
+dinner, unless I have given myself a holiday in a canonical
+manner; and weeding after all is only fun, the amount of its
+utility small, and the thing capable of being done faster and
+nearly as well by a hired boy. In the evening Sewall came up
+(American consul) and proposed to take me on a malaga, which
+I accepted. Monday I rode down to Apia, was nearly all day
+fighting about drafts and money; the silver problem does not
+touch you, but it is (in a strange and I hope passing phase)
+making my situation difficult in Apia. About eleven, the
+flags were all half-masted; it was old Captain Hamilton
+(Samesoni the natives called him) who had passed away. In
+the evening I walked round to the U.S. Consulate; it was a
+lovely night with a full moon; and as I got round to the hot
+corner of Matautu I heard hymns in front. The balcony of the
+dead man's house was full of women singing; Mary (the widow,
+a native) sat on a chair by the doorstep, and I was set
+beside her on a bench, and next to Paul the carpenter; as I
+sat down I had a glimpse of the old captain, who lay in a
+sheet on his own table. After the hymn was over, a native
+pastor made a speech which lasted a long while; the light
+poured out of the door and windows; the girls were sitting
+clustered at my feet; it was choking hot. After the speech
+was ended, Mary carried me within; the captain's hands were
+folded on his bosom, his face and head were composed; he
+looked as if he might speak at any moment; I have never seen
+this kind of waxwork so express or more venerable; and when I
+went away, I was conscious of a certain envy for the man who
+was out of the battle. All night it ran in my head, and the
+next day when we sighted Tutuila, and ran into this beautiful
+land-locked loch of Pago Pago (whence I write), Captain
+Hamilton's folded hands and quiet face said a great deal more
+to me than the scenery.
+
+I am living here in a trader's house; we have a good table,
+Sewall doing things in style; and I hope to benefit by the
+change, and possibly get more stuff for Letters. In the
+meanwhile, I am seized quite MAL-A-PROPOS with desire to
+write a story, THE BLOODY WEDDING, founded on fact - very
+possibly true, being an attempt to read a murder case - not
+yet months old, in this very place and house where I now
+write. The indiscretion is what stops me; but if I keep on
+feeling as I feel just now it will have to be written. Three
+Star Nettison, Kit Nettison, Field the Sailor, these are the
+main characters: old Nettison, and the captain of the man of
+war, the secondary. Possible scenario. Chapter I....
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+
+
+
+SATURDAY, APRIL 18TH.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - I got back on Monday night, after twenty-
+three hours in an open boat; the keys were lost; the Consul
+(who had promised us a bottle of Burgundy) nobly broke open
+his store-room, and we got to bed about midnight. Next
+morning the blessed Consul promised us horses for the
+daybreak; forgot all about it, worthy man; set us off at last
+in the heat of the day, and by a short cut which caused
+infinite trouble, and we were not home till dinner. I was
+extenuated, and have had a high fever since, or should have
+been writing before. To-day for the first time, I risk it.
+Tuesday I was pretty bad; Wednesday had a fever to kill a
+horse; Thursday I was better, but still out of ability to do
+aught but read awful trash. This is the time one misses
+civilisation; I wished to send out for some police novels;
+Montepin would have about suited my frozen brain. It is a
+bother when all one's thought turns on one's work in some
+sense or other; could not even think yesterday; I took to
+inventing dishes by way of entertainment. Yesterday, while I
+lay asleep in the afternoon, a very lucky thing happened; the
+Chief Justice came to call; met one of our employes on the
+road; and was shown what I had done to the road.
+
+'Is this the road across the island?' he asked.
+
+'The only one,' said Innes.
+
+'And has one man done all this?'
+
+'Three times,' said the trusty Innes. 'It has had to be made
+three times, and when Mr. Stevenson came, it was a track like
+what you see beyond.'
+
+'This must be put right,' said the Chief Justice.
+
+
+SUNDAY.
+
+
+The truth is, I broke down yesterday almost as soon as I
+began, and have been surreptitiously finishing the entry to-
+day. For all that I was much better, ate all the time, and
+had no fever. The day was otherwise uneventful. I am
+reminded; I had another visitor on Friday; and Fanny and
+Lloyd, as they returned from a forest raid, met in our
+desert, untrodden road, first Father Didier, Keeper of the
+conscience of Mataafa, the rising star; and next the Chief
+justice, sole stay of Laupepa, the present and unsteady star,
+and remember, a few days before we were close to the sick bed
+and entertained by the amateur physician of Tamasese, the
+late and sunken star. 'That is the fun of this place,'
+observed Lloyd; 'everybody you meet is so important.'
+Everybody is also so gloomy. It will come to war again, is
+the opinion of all the well informed - and before that to
+many bankruptcies; and after that, as usual, to famine.
+Here, under the microscope, we can see history at work.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+I have been very neglectful. A return to work, perhaps
+premature, but necessary, has used up all my possible
+energies and made me acquainted with the living headache. I
+just jot down some of the past notabilia. Yesterday B., a
+carpenter, and K., my (unsuccessful) white man, were absent
+all morning from their work; I was working myself, where I
+hear every sound with morbid certainty, and I can testify
+that not a hammer fell. Upon inquiry I found they had passed
+the morning making ice with our ice machine and taking the
+horizon with a spirit level! I had no sooner heard this than
+- a violent headache set in; I am a real employer of labour
+now, and have much of the ship captain when aroused; and if I
+had a headache, I believe both these gentlemen had aching
+hearts. I promise you, the late - was to the front; and K.,
+who was the most guilty, yet (in a sense) the least
+blameable, having the brains and character of a canary-bird,
+fared none the better for B.'s repartees. I hear them hard
+at work this morning, so the menace may be blessed. It was
+just after my dinner, just before theirs, that I administered
+my redoubtable tongue - it is really redoubtable - to these
+skulkers (Paul used to triumph over Mr. J. for weeks. 'I am
+very sorry for you,' he would say; 'you're going to have a
+talk with Mr. Stevenson when he comes home: you don't know
+what that is!') In fact, none of them do, till they get it.
+I have known K., for instance, for months; he has never heard
+me complain, or take notice, unless it were to praise; I have
+used him always as my guest, and there seems to be something
+in my appearance which suggests endless, ovine long-
+suffering! We sat in the upper verandah all evening, and
+discussed the price of iron roofing, and the state of the
+draught-horses, with Innes, a new man we have taken, and who
+seems to promise well.
+
+One thing embarrasses me. No one ever seems to understand my
+attitude about that book; the stuff sent was never meant for
+other than a first state; I never meant it to appear as a
+book. Knowing well that I have never had one hour of
+inspiration since it was begun, and have only beaten out my
+metal by brute force and patient repetition, I hoped some day
+to get a 'spate of style' and burnish it - fine mixed
+metaphor. I am now so sick that I intend, when the Letters
+are done and some more written that will be wanted, simply to
+make a book of it by the pruning-knife.
+
+I cannot fight longer; I am sensible of having done worse
+than I hoped, worse than I feared; all I can do now is to do
+the best I can for the future, and clear the book, like a
+piece of bush, with axe and cutlass. Even to produce the MS.
+of this will occupy me, at the most favourable opinion, till
+the middle of next year; really five years were wanting, when
+I could have made a book; but I have a family, and - perhaps
+I could not make the book after all.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+
+
+
+APRIL 29TH, '91.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - I begin again. I was awake this morning
+about half-past four. It was still night, but I made my
+fire, which is always a delightful employment, and read
+Lockhart's 'Scott' until the day began to peep. It was a
+beautiful and sober dawn, a dove-coloured dawn, insensibly
+brightening to gold. I was looking at it some while over the
+down-hill profile of our eastern road, when I chanced to
+glance northward, and saw with extraordinary pleasure the sea
+lying outspread. It seemed as smooth as glass, and yet I
+knew the surf was roaring all along the reef, and indeed, if
+I had listened, I could have heard it - and saw the white
+sweep of it outside Matautu.
+
+I am out of condition still, and can do nothing, and toil to
+be at my pen, and see some ink behind me. I have taken up
+again THE HIGH WOODS OF ULUFANUA. I still think the fable
+too fantastic and far-fetched. But, on a re-reading, fell in
+love with my first chapter, and for good or evil I must
+finish it. It is really good, well fed with facts, true to
+the manners, and (for once in my works) rendered pleasing by
+the presence of a heroine who is pretty. Miss Uma is pretty;
+a fact. All my other women have been as ugly as sin, and
+like Falconet's horse (I have just been reading the anecdote
+in Lockhart), MORTES forbye.
+
+News: Our old house is now half demolished; it is to be
+rebuilt on a new site; now we look down upon and through the
+open posts of it like a bird-cage, to the woods beyond. My
+poor Paulo has lost his father and succeeded to thirty
+thousand thalers (I think); he had to go down to the
+Consulate yesterday to send a legal paper; got drunk, of
+course, and is still this morning in so bemused a condition
+that our breakfasts all went wrong. Lafaele is absent at the
+deathbed of his fair spouse; fair she was, but not in deed,
+acting as harlot to the wreckers at work on the warships, to
+which society she probably owes her end, having fallen off a
+cliff, or been thrust off it -INTER POCULA. Henry is the
+same, our stand-by. In this transition stage he has been
+living in Apia; but the other night he stayed up, and sat
+with us about the chimney in my room. It was the first time
+he had seen a fire in a hearth; he could not look at it
+without smiles, and was always anxious to put on another
+stick. We entertained him with the fairy tales of
+civilisation - theatres, London, blocks in the street,
+Universities, the Underground, newspapers, etc., and
+projected once more his visit to Sydney. If we can manage,
+it will be next Christmas. (I see it will be impossible for
+me to afford a further journey THIS winter.) We have spent
+since we have been here about 2500 pounds, which is not much
+if you consider we have built on that three houses, one of
+them of some size, and a considerable stable, made two miles
+of road some three times, cleared many acres of bush, made
+some miles of path, planted quantities of food, and enclosed
+a horse paddock and some acres of pig run; but 'tis a good
+deal of money regarded simply as money. K. is bosh; I have
+no use for him; but we must do what we can with the fellow
+meanwhile; he is good-humoured and honest, but inefficient,
+idle himself, the cause of idleness in others, grumbling, a
+self-excuser - all the faults in a bundle. He owes us thirty
+weeks' service - the wretched Paul about half as much. Henry
+is almost the only one of our employes who has a credit.
+
+
+MAY 17TH.
+
+
+Well, am I ashamed of myself? I do not think so. I have
+been hammering Letters ever since, and got three ready and a
+fourth about half through; all four will go by the mail,
+which is what I wish, for so I keep at least my start. Days
+and days of unprofitable stubbing and digging, and the result
+still poor as literature, left-handed, heavy, unillumined,
+but I believe readable and interesting as matter. It has
+been no joke of a hard time, and when my task was done, I had
+little taste for anything but blowing on the pipe. A few
+necessary letters filled the bowl to overflowing.
+
+My mother has arrived, young, well, and in good spirits. By
+desperate exertions, which have wholly floored Fanny, her
+room was ready for her, and the dining-room fit to eat in.
+It was a famous victory. Lloyd never told me of your
+portrait till a few days ago; fortunately, I had no pictures
+hung yet; and the space over my chimney waits your
+counterfeit presentment. I have not often heard anything
+that pleased me more; your severe head shall frown upon me
+and keep me to the mark. But why has it not come? Have you
+been as forgetful as Lloyd?
+
+
+18TH.
+
+
+Miserable comforters are ye all! I read your esteemed pages
+this morning by lamplight and the glimmer of the dawn, and as
+soon as breakfast was over, I must turn to and tackle these
+despised labours! Some courage was necessary, but not
+wanting. There is one thing at least by which I can avenge
+myself for my drubbing, for on one point you seem
+impenetrably stupid. Can I find no form of words which will
+at last convey to your intelligence the fact that THESE
+LETTERS WERE NEVER MEANT, AND ARE NOT NOW MEANT, TO BE OTHER
+THAN A QUARRY OF MATERIALS FROM WHICH THE BOOK MAY BE DRAWN?
+There seems something incommunicable in this (to me) simple
+idea; I know Lloyd failed to comprehend it, I doubt if he has
+grasped it now; and I despair, after all these efforts, that
+you should ever be enlightened. Still, oblige me by reading
+that form of words once more, and see if a light does not
+break. You may be sure, after the friendly freedoms of your
+criticism (necessary I am sure, and wholesome I know, but
+untimely to the poor labourer in his landslip) that mighty
+little of it will stand.
+
+Our Paul has come into a fortune, and wishes to go home to
+the Hie Germanie. This is a tile on our head, and if a
+shower, which is now falling, lets up, I must go down to
+Apia, and see if I can find a substitute of any kind. This
+is, from any point of view, disgusting; above all, from that
+of work; for, whatever the result, the mill has to be kept
+turning; apparently dust, and not flour, is the proceed.
+Well, there is gold in the dust, which is a fine consolation,
+since - well, I can't help it; night or morning, I do my
+darndest, and if I cannot charge for merit, I must e'en
+charge for toil, of which I have plenty and plenty more ahead
+before this cup is drained; sweat and hyssop are the
+ingredients.
+
+We are clearing from Carruthers' Road to the pig fence,
+twenty-eight powerful natives with Catholic medals about
+their necks, all swiping in like Trojans; long may the sport
+continue!
+
+The invoice to hand. Ere this goes out, I hope to see your
+expressive, but surely not benignant countenance! Adieu, O
+culler of offensive expressions - 'and a' - to be a posy to
+your ain dear May!' - Fanny seems a little revived again
+after her spasm of work. Our books and furniture keep slowly
+draining up the road, in a sad state of scatterment and
+disrepair; I wish the devil had had K. by his red beard
+before he had packed my library. Odd leaves and sheets and
+boards - a thing to make a bibliomaniac shed tears - are
+fished out of odd corners. But I am no bibliomaniac, praise
+Heaven, and I bear up, and rejoice when I find anything safe.
+
+
+19TH.
+
+
+However, I worked five hours on the brute, and finished my
+Letter all the same, and couldn't sleep last night by
+consequence. Haven't had a bad night since I don't know
+when; dreamed a large, handsome man (a New Orleans planter)
+had insulted my wife, and, do what I pleased, I could not
+make him fight me; and woke to find it was the eleventh
+anniversary of my marriage. A letter usually takes me from a
+week to three days; but I'm sometimes two days on a page - I
+was once three - and then my friends kick me. C'EST-Y-BETE!
+I wish letters of that charming quality could be so timed as
+to arrive when a fellow wasn't working at the truck in
+question; but, of course, that can't be. Did not go down
+last night. It showered all afternoon, and poured heavy and
+loud all night.
+
+You should have seen our twenty-five popes (the Samoan phrase
+for a Catholic, lay or cleric) squatting when the day's work
+was done on the ground outside the verandah, and pouring in
+the rays of forty-eight eyes through the back and the front
+door of the dining-room, while Henry and I and the boss pope
+signed the contract. The second boss (an old man) wore a
+kilt (as usual) and a Balmoral bonnet with a little tartan
+edging and the tails pulled off. I told him that hat belong
+to my country - Sekotia; and he said, yes, that was the place
+that he belonged to right enough. And then all the Papists
+laughed till the woods rang; he was slashing away with a
+cutlass as he spoke.
+
+The pictures have decidedly not come; they may probably
+arrive Sunday.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+
+
+
+JUNE, 1891.
+
+
+SIR, - To you, under your portrait, which is, in expression,
+your true, breathing self, and up to now saddens me; in time,
+and soon, I shall be glad to have it there; it is still only
+a reminder of your absence. Fanny wept when we unpacked it,
+and you know how little she is given to that mood; I was
+scarce Roman myself, but that does not count - I lift up my
+voice so readily. These are good compliments to the artist.
+I write in the midst of a wreck of books, which have just
+come up, and have for once defied my labours to get straight.
+The whole floor is filled with them, and (what's worse) most
+of the shelves forbye; and where they are to go to, and what
+is to become of the librarian, God knows. It is hot to-
+night, and has been airless all day, and I am out of sorts,
+and my work sticks, the devil fly away with it and me. We
+had an alarm of war since last I wrote my screeds to you, and
+it blew over, and is to blow on again, and the rumour goes
+they are to begin by killing all the whites. I have no
+belief in this, and should be infinitely sorry if it came to
+pass - I do not mean for US, that were otiose - but for the
+poor, deluded schoolboys, who should hope to gain by such a
+step.
+
+
+[LETTER RESUMED.]
+JUNE 20TH.
+
+
+No diary this time. Why? you ask. I have only sent out four
+Letters, and two chapters of the WRECKER. Yes, but to get
+these I have written 132 pp., 66,000 words in thirty days;
+2200 words a day; the labours of an elephant. God knows what
+it's like, and don't ask me, but nobody shall say I have
+spared pains. I thought for some time it wouldn't come at
+all. I was days and days over the first letter of the lot -
+days and days writing and deleting and making no headway
+whatever, till I thought I should have gone bust; but it came
+at last after a fashion, and the rest went a thought more
+easily, though I am not so fond as to fancy any better.
+
+Your opinion as to the letters as a whole is so damnatory
+that I put them by. But there is a 'hell of a want of' money
+this year. And these Gilbert Island papers, being the most
+interesting in matter, and forming a compact whole, and being
+well illustrated, I did think of as a possible resource.
+
+It would be called
+
+
+SIX MONTHS IN MELANESIA,
+TWO ISLAND KINGS,
+- MONARCHIES,
+GILBERT ISLAND KINGS,
+- MONARCHIES,
+
+
+and I daresay I'll think of a better yet - and would divide
+thus:-
+
+
+BUTARITATI.
+
+
+I. A Town asleep.
+II. The Three Brothers.
+III. Around our House.
+IV. A Tale of a Tapu.
+V. The Five Day's Festival.
+VI. Domestic Life - (which might be omitted, but not well,
+better be recast).
+
+
+THE KING OF APEMAMA.
+
+
+VII. The Royal Traders.
+VIII. Foundation of Equator Town.
+IX. The Palace of Mary Warren.
+X. Equator Town and the Palace.
+XI. King and Commons.
+XII. The Devil Work Box.
+XIII. The Three Corslets.
+XIV. Tail piece; the Court upon a Journey.
+
+
+I wish you to watch these closely, judging them as a whole,
+and treating them as I have asked you, and favour me with
+your damnatory advice. I look up at your portrait, and it
+frowns upon me. You seem to view me with reproach. The
+expression is excellent; Fanny wept when she saw it, and you
+know she is not given to the melting mood. She seems really
+better; I have a touch of fever again, I fancy overwork, and
+to-day, when I have overtaken my letters, I shall blow on my
+pipe. Tell Mrs. S. I have been playing LE CHANT D'AMOUR
+lately, and have arranged it, after awful trouble, rather
+prettily for two pipes; and it brought her before me with an
+effect scarce short of hallucination. I could hear her voice
+in every note; yet I had forgot the air entirely, and began
+to pipe it from notes as something new, when I was brought up
+with a round turn by this reminiscence. We are now very much
+installed; the dining-room is done, and looks lovely. Soon
+we shall begin to photograph and send you our circumstances.
+My room is still a howling wilderness. I sleep on a platform
+in a window, and strike my mosquito bar and roll up my
+bedclothes every morning, so that the bed becomes by day a
+divan. A great part of the floor is knee-deep in books, yet
+nearly all the shelves are filled, alas! It is a place to
+make a pig recoil, yet here are my interminable labours begun
+daily by lamp-light, and sometimes not yet done when the lamp
+has once more to be lighted. The effect of pictures in this
+place is surprising. They give great pleasure.
+
+
+JUNE 21ST.
+
+
+A word more. I had my breakfast this morning at 4.30! My
+new cook has beaten me and (as Lloyd says) revenged all the
+cooks in the world. I have been hunting them to give me
+breakfast early since I was twenty; and now here comes Mr.
+Ratke, and I have to plead for mercy. I cannot stand 4.30; I
+am a mere fevered wreck; it is now half-past eight, and I can
+no more, and four hours divide me from lunch, the devil take
+the man! Yesterday it was about 5.30, which I can stand; day
+before 5, which is bad enough; to-day, I give out. It is
+like a London season, and as I do not take a siesta once in a
+month, and then only five minutes, I am being worn to the
+bones, and look aged and anxious.
+
+We have Rider Haggard's brother here as a Land Commissioner;
+a nice kind of a fellow; indeed, all the three Land
+Commissioners are very agreeable.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+
+
+
+SUNDAY, SEPT. 5 (?), 1891.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Yours from Lochinver has just come. You
+ask me if I am ever homesick for the Highlands and the Isles.
+Conceive that for the last month I have been living there
+between 1786 and 1850, in my grandfather's diaries and
+letters. I HAD to take a rest; no use talking; so I put in a
+month over my LIVES OF THE STEVENSONS with great pleasure and
+profit and some advance; one chapter and a part drafted. The
+whole promises well Chapter I. Domestic Annals. Chapter II.
+The Northern Lights. Chapter III. The Bell Rock. Chapter
+IV. A Family of Boys. Chap. V. The Grandfather. VI. Alan
+Stevenson. VII. Thomas Stevenson. My materials for my
+great-grandfather are almost null; for my grandfather copious
+and excellent. Name, a puzzle. A SCOTTISH FAMILY, A FAMILY
+OF ENGINEERS, NORTHERN LIGHTS, THE ENGINEERS OF THE NORTHERN
+LIGHTS: A FAMILY HISTORY. Advise; but it will take long.
+Now, imagine if I have been homesick for Barrahead and Island
+Glass, and Kirkwall, and Cape Wrath, and the Wells of the
+Pentland Firth; I could have wept.
+
+Now for politics. I am much less alarmed; I believe the MALO
+(=RAJ, government) will collapse and cease like an overlain
+infant, without a shot fired. They have now been months here
+on their big salaries - and Cedarcrantz, whom I specially
+like as a man, has done nearly nothing, and the Baron, who is
+well-meaning, has done worse. They have these large
+salaries, and they have all the taxes; they have made scarce
+a foot of road; they have not given a single native a
+position - all to white men; they have scarce laid out a
+penny on Apia, and scarce a penny on the King; they have
+forgot they were in Samoa, or that such a thing as Samoans
+existed, and had eyes and some intelligence. The Chief
+Justice has refused to pay his customs! The President
+proposed to have an expensive house built for himself, while
+the King, his master, has none! I had stood aside, and been
+a loyal, and, above all, a silent subject, up to then; but
+now I snap my fingers at their MALO. It is damned, and I'm
+damned glad of it. And this is not all. Last 'WAINIU,' when
+I sent Fanny off to Fiji, I hear the wonderful news that the
+Chief Justice is going to Fiji and the Colonies to improve
+his mind. I showed my way of thought to his guest, Count
+Wachtmeister, whom I have sent to you with a letter - he will
+tell you all the news. Well, the Chief Justice stayed, but
+they said he was to leave yesterday. I had intended to go
+down, and see and warn him! But the President's house had
+come up in the meanwhile, and I let them go to their doom,
+which I am only anxious to see swiftly and (if it may be)
+bloodlessly fall.
+
+Thus I have in a way withdrawn my unrewarded loyalty. Lloyd
+is down to-day with Moors to call on Mataafa; the news of the
+excursion made a considerable row in Apia, and both the
+German and the English consuls besought Lloyd not to go. But
+he stuck to his purpose, and with my approval. It's a poor
+thing if people are to give up a pleasure party for a MALO
+that has never done anything for us but draw taxes, and is
+going to go pop, and leave us at the mercy of the identical
+Mataafa, whom I have not visited for more than a year, and
+who is probably furious.
+
+The sense of my helplessness here has been rather bitter; I
+feel it wretched to see this dance of folly and injustice and
+unconscious rapacity go forward from day to day, and to be
+impotent. I was not consulted - or only by one man, and that
+on particular points; I did not choose to volunteer advice
+till some pressing occasion; I have not even a vote, for I am
+not a member of the municipality.
+
+What ails you, miserable man, to talk of saving material? I
+have a whole world in my head, a whole new society to work,
+but I am in no hurry; you will shortly make the acquaintance
+of the Island of Ulufanua, on which I mean to lay several
+stories; the BLOODY WEDDING, possibly the HIGH WOODS - (O,
+it's so good, the High Woods, but the story is craziness;
+that's the trouble,) - a political story, the LABOUR SLAVE,
+etc. Ulufanua is an imaginary island; the name is a
+beautiful Samoan word for the TOP of a forest; ulu - leaves
+or hair, fanua=land. The ground or country of the leaves.
+'Ulufanua the isle of the sea,' read that verse dactylically
+and you get the beat; the u's are like our double oo; did
+ever you hear a prettier word?
+
+I do not feel inclined to make a volume of Essays, but if I
+did, and perhaps the idea is good - and any idea is better
+than South Seas - here would be my choice of the Scribner
+articles: DREAMS, BEGGARS, LANTERN-BEARERS, RANDOM MEMORIES.
+There was a paper called the OLD PACIFIC CAPITAL in Fraser,
+in Tulloch's time, which had merit; there were two on
+Fontainebleau in the MAGAZINE OF ART in Henley's time. I
+have no idea if they're any good; then there's the EMIGRANT
+TRAIN. PULVIS ET UMBRA is in a different key, and wouldn't
+hang on with the rest.
+
+I have just interrupted my letter and read through the
+chapter of the HIGH WOODS that is written, a chapter and a
+bit, some sixteen pages, really very fetching, but what do
+you wish? the story is so wilful, so steep, so silly - it's a
+hallucination I have outlived, and yet I never did a better
+piece of work, horrid, and pleasing, and extraordinarily
+TRUE; it's sixteen pages of the South Seas; their essence.
+What am I to do? Lose this little gem - for I'll be bold,
+and that's what I think it - or go on with the rest, which I
+don't believe in, and don't like, and which can never make
+aught but a silly yarn? Make another end to it? Ah, yes,
+but that's not the way I write; the whole tale is implied; I
+never use an effect, when I can help it, unless it prepares
+the effects that are to follow; that's what a story consists
+in. To make another end, that is to make the beginning all
+wrong. The denouement of a long story is nothing; it is just
+a 'full close,' which you may approach and accompany as you
+please - it is a coda, not an essential member in the rhythm;
+but the body and end of a short story is bone of the bone and
+blood of the blood of the beginning. Well, I shall end by
+finishing it against my judgment; that fragment is my
+Delilah. Golly, it's good. I am not shining by modesty; but
+I do just love the colour and movement of that piece so far
+as it goes.
+
+I was surprised to hear of your fishing. And you saw the
+'Pharos,' thrice fortunate man; I wish I dared go home, I
+would ask the Commissioners to take me round for old sake's
+sake, and see all my family pictures once more from the Mull
+of Galloway to Unst. However, all is arranged for our
+meeting in Ceylon, except the date and the blooming pounds.
+I have heard of an exquisite hotel in the country, airy,
+large rooms, good cookery, not dear; we shall have a couple
+of months there, if we can make it out, and converse or - as
+my grandfather always said - 'commune.' 'Communings with Mr.
+Kennedy as to Lighthouse Repairs.' He was a fine old fellow,
+but a droll.
+
+
+EVENING.
+
+
+Lloyd has returned. Peace and war were played before his
+eyes at heads or tails. A German was stopped with levelled
+guns; he raised his whip; had it fallen, we might have been
+now in war. Excuses were made by Mataafa himself. Doubtless
+the thing was done - I mean the stopping of the German - a
+little to show off before Lloyd. Meanwhile - was up here,
+telling how the Chief Justice was really gone for five or
+eight weeks, and begging me to write to the TIMES and
+denounce the state of affairs; many strong reasons he
+advanced; and Lloyd and I have been since his arrival and -'s
+departure, near half an hour, debating what should be done.
+Cedarcrantz is gone; it is not my fault; he knows my views on
+that point - alone of all points; - he leaves me with my
+mouth sealed. Yet this is a nice thing that because he is
+guilty of a fresh offence - his flight - the mouth of the
+only possible influential witness should be closed? I do not
+like this argument. I look like a cad, if I do in the man's
+absence what I could have done in a more manly manner in his
+presence. True; but why did he go? It is his last sin. And
+I, who like the man extremely - that is the word - I love his
+society - he is intelligent, pleasant, even witty, a
+gentleman - and you know how that attaches - I loathe to seem
+to play a base part; but the poor natives - who are like
+other folk, false enough, lazy enough, not heroes, not saints
+- ordinary men damnably misused - are they to suffer because
+I like Cedarcrantz, and Cedarcrantz has cut his lucky? This
+is a little tragedy, observe well - a tragedy! I may be
+right, I may be wrong in my judgment, but I am in treaty with
+my honour. I know not how it will seem to-morrow. Lloyd
+thought the barrier of honour insurmountable, and it is an
+ugly obstacle. He (Cedarcrantz) will likely meet my wife
+three days from now, may travel back with her, will be
+charming if he does; suppose this, and suppose him to arrive
+and find that I have sprung a mine - or the nearest approach
+to it I could find - behind his back? My position is pretty.
+Yes, I am an aristocrat. I have the old petty, personal view
+of honour? I should blush till I die if I do this; yet it is
+on the cards that I may do it. So much I have written you in
+bed, as a man writes, or talks, in a BITTRE WAHL. Now I
+shall sleep, and see if I am more clear. I will consult the
+missionaries at least - I place some reliance in M. also - or
+I should if he were not a partisan; but a partisan he is.
+There's the pity. To sleep! A fund of wisdom in the
+prostrate body and the fed brain. Kindly observe R. L. S. in
+the talons of politics! 'Tis funny - 'tis sad. Nobody but
+these cursed idiots could have so driven me; I cannot bear
+idiots.
+
+My dear Colvin, I must go to sleep; it is long past ten - a
+dreadful hour for me. And here am I lingering (so I feel) in
+the dining-room at the Monument, talking to you across the
+table, both on our feet, and only the two stairs to mount,
+and get to bed, and sleep, and be waked by dear old George -
+to whom I wish my kindest remembrances - next morning. I
+look round, and there is my blue room, and my long lines of
+shelves, and the door gaping on a moonless night, and no word
+of S. C. but his twa portraits on the wall. Good-bye, my
+dear fellow, and goodnight. Queer place the world!
+
+
+MONDAY.
+
+
+No clearness of mind with the morning; I have no guess what I
+should do. 'Tis easy to say that the public duty should
+brush aside these little considerations of personal dignity;
+so it is that politicians begin, and in a month you find them
+rat and flatter and intrigue with brows of brass. I am
+rather of the old view, that a man's first duty is to these
+little laws; the big he does not, he never will, understand;
+I may be wrong about the Chief Justice and the Baron and the
+state of Samoa; I cannot be wrong about the vile attitude I
+put myself in if I blow the gaff on Cedarcrantz behind his
+back.
+
+
+TUESDAY.
+
+
+One more word about the South Seas, in answer to a question I
+observe I have forgotten to answer. The Tahiti part has
+never turned up, because it has never been written. As for
+telling you where I went or when, or anything about Honolulu,
+I would rather die; that is fair and plain. How can anybody
+care when or how I left Honolulu? A man of upwards of forty
+cannot waste his time in communicating matter of that
+indifference. The letters, it appears, are tedious; they
+would be more tedious still if I wasted my time upon such
+infantile and sucking-bottle details. If ever I put in any
+such detail, it is because it leads into something or serves
+as a transition. To tell it for its own sake, never! The
+mistake is all through that I have told too much; I had not
+sufficient confidence in the reader, and have overfed him;
+and here are you anxious to learn how I - O Colvin! Suppose
+it had made a book, all such information is given to one
+glance of an eye by a map with a little dotted line upon it.
+But let us forget this unfortunate affair.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+Yesterday I went down to consult Clarke, who took the view of
+delay. Has he changed his mind already? I wonder: here at
+least is the news. Some little while back some men of Manono
+- what is Manono? - a Samoan rotten borough, a small isle of
+huge political importance, heaven knows why, where a handful
+of chiefs make half the trouble in the country. Some men of
+Manono (which is strong Mataafa) burned down the houses and
+destroyed the crops of some Malietoa neighbours. The
+President went there the other day and landed alone on the
+island, which (to give him his due) was plucky. Moreover, he
+succeeded in persuading the folks to come up and be judged on
+a particular day in Apia. That day they did not come; but
+did come the next, and, to their vast surprise, were given
+six months' imprisonment and clapped in gaol. Those who had
+accompanied them cried to them on the streets as they were
+marched to prison, 'Shall we rescue you?' The condemned,
+marching in the hands of thirty men with loaded rifles, cried
+out 'No'! And the trick was done. But it was ardently
+believed a rescue would be attempted; the gaol was laid about
+with armed men day and night; but there was some question of
+their loyalty, and the commandant of the forces, a very nice
+young beardless Swede, became nervous, and conceived a plan.
+How if he should put dynamite under the gaol, and in case of
+an attempted rescue blow up prison and all? He went to the
+President, who agreed; he went to the American man-of-war for
+the dynamite and machine, was refused, and got it at last
+from the Wreckers. The thing began to leak out, and there
+arose a muttering in town. People had no fancy for amateur
+explosions, for one thing. For another, it did not clearly
+appear that it was legal; the men had been condemned to six
+months' prison, which they were peaceably undergoing; they
+had not been condemned to death. And lastly, it seemed a
+somewhat advanced example of civilisation to set before
+barbarians. The mutter in short became a storm, and
+yesterday, while I was down, a cutter was chartered, and the
+prisoners were suddenly banished to the Tokelaus. Who has
+changed the sentence? We are going to stir in the dynamite
+matter; we do not want the natives to fancy us consenting to
+such an outrage.
+
+Fanny has returned from her trip, and on the whole looks
+better. The HIGH WOODS are under way, and their name is now
+the BEACH OF FALESA, and the yarn is cured. I have about
+thirty pages of it done; it will be fifty to seventy I
+suppose. No supernatural trick at all; and escaped out of it
+quite easily; can't think why I was so stupid for so long.
+Mighty glad to have Fanny back to this 'Hell of the South
+Seas,' as the German Captain called it. What will
+Cedarcrantz think when he comes back? To do him justice, had
+he been here, this Manono hash would not have been.
+
+Here is a pretty thing. When Fanny was in Fiji all the Samoa
+and Tokelau folks were agog about our 'flash' house; but the
+whites had never heard of it.
+
+
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON,
+Author of THE BEACH OF FALESA.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+
+
+
+SEPT. 28.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Since I last laid down my pen, I have
+written and rewritten THE BEACH OF FALESA; something like
+sixty thousand words of sterling domestic fiction (the story,
+you will understand, is only half that length); and now I
+don't want to write any more again for ever, or feel so; and
+I've got to overhaul it once again to my sorrow. I was all
+yesterday revising, and found a lot of slacknesses and (what
+is worse in this kind of thing) some literaryisms. One of
+the puzzles is this: It is a first person story - a trader
+telling his own adventure in an island. When I began I
+allowed myself a few liberties, because I was afraid of the
+end; now the end proved quite easy, and could be done in the
+pace; so the beginning remains about a quarter tone out (in
+places); but I have rather decided to let it stay so. The
+problem is always delicate; it is the only thing that worries
+me in first person tales, which otherwise (quo' Alan) 'set
+better wi' my genius.' There is a vast deal of fact in the
+story, and some pretty good comedy. It is the first
+realistic South Sea story; I mean with real South Sea
+character and details of life. Everybody else who has tried,
+that I have seen, got carried away by the romance, and ended
+in a kind of sugar-candy sham epic, and the whole effect was
+lost - there was no etching, no human grin, consequently no
+conviction. Now I have got the smell and look of the thing a
+good deal. You will know more about the South Seas after you
+have read my little tale than if you had read a library. As
+to whether any one else will read it, I have no guess. I am
+in an off time, but there is just the possibility it might
+make a hit; for the yarn is good and melodramatic, and there
+is quite a love affair - for me; and Mr. Wiltshire (the
+narrator) is a huge lark, though I say it. But there is
+always the exotic question, and everything, the life, the
+place, the dialects - trader's talk, which is a strange
+conglomerate of literary expressions and English and American
+slang, and Beach de Mar, or native English, - the very trades
+and hopes and fears of the characters, are all novel, and may
+be found unwelcome to that great, hulking, bullering whale,
+the public.
+
+Since I wrote, I have been likewise drawing up a document to
+send it to the President; it has been dreadfully delayed, not
+by me, but to-day they swear it will be sent in. A list of
+questions about the dynamite report are herein laid before
+him, and considerations suggested why he should answer.
+
+
+OCTOBER 5TH.
+
+
+Ever since my last snatch I have been much chivied about over
+the President business; his answer has come, and is an
+evasion accompanied with schoolboy insolence, and we are
+going to try to answer it. I drew my answer and took it down
+yesterday; but one of the signatories wants another paragraph
+added, which I have not yet been able to draw, and as to the
+wisdom of which I am not yet convinced.
+
+
+NEXT DAY, OCT. 7TH, THE RIGHT DAY.
+
+
+We are all in rather a muddled state with our President
+affair. I do loathe politics, but at the same time, I cannot
+stand by and have the natives blown in the air treacherously
+with dynamite. They are still quiet; how long this may
+continue I do not know, though of course by mere prescription
+the Government is strengthened, and is probably insured till
+the next taxes fall due. But the unpopularity of the whites
+is growing. My native overseer, the great Henry Simele,
+announced to-day that he was 'weary of whites upon the beach.
+All too proud,' said this veracious witness. One of the
+proud ones had threatened yesterday to cut off his head with
+a bush knife! These are 'native outrages'; honour bright,
+and setting theft aside, in which the natives are active,
+this is the main stream of irritation. The natives are
+generally courtly, far from always civil, but really gentle,
+and with a strong sense of honour of their own, and certainly
+quite as much civilised as our dynamiting President.
+
+We shall be delighted to see Kipling. I go to bed usually
+about half-past eight, and my lamp is out before ten; I
+breakfast at six. We may say roughly we have no soda water
+on the island, and just now truthfully no whisky. I HAVE
+heard the chimes at midnight; now no more, I guess. BUT -
+Fanny and I, as soon as we can get coins for it, are coming
+to Europe, not to England: I am thinking of Royat. Bar wars.
+If not, perhaps the Apennines might give us a mountain refuge
+for two months or three in summer. How is that for high?
+But the money must be all in hand first.
+
+
+OCTOBER 13TH.
+
+
+How am I to describe my life these last few days? I have
+been wholly swallowed up in politics, a wretched business,
+with fine elements of farce in it too, which repay a man in
+passing, involving many dark and many moonlight rides, secret
+counsels which are at once divulged, sealed letters which are
+read aloud in confidence to the neighbours, and a mass of
+fudge and fun, which would have driven me crazy ten years
+ago, and now makes me smile.
+
+On Friday, Henry came and told us he must leave and go to 'my
+poor old family in Savaii'; why? I do not quite know - but,
+I suspect, to be tattooed - if so, then probably to be
+married, and we shall see him no more. I told him he must do
+what he thought his duty; we had him to lunch, drank his
+health, and he and I rode down about twelve. When I got
+down, I sent my horse back to help bring down the family
+later. My own afternoon was cut out for me; my last draft
+for the President had been objected to by some of the
+signatories. I stood out, and one of our small number
+accordingly refused to sign. Him I had to go and persuade,
+which went off very well after the first hottish moments; you
+have no idea how stolid my temper is now. By about five the
+thing was done; and we sat down to dinner at the Chinaman's -
+the Verrey or Doyen's of Apia - G. and I at each end as
+hosts; G.'s wife - Fanua, late maid of the village; her
+(adopted) father and mother, Seumanu and Faatulia, Fanny,
+Belle, Lloyd, Austin, and Henry Simele, his last appearance.
+Henry was in a kilt of gray shawl, with a blue jacket, white
+shirt and black necktie, and looked like a dark genteel guest
+in a Highland shooting-box. Seumanu (opposite Fanny, next
+G.) is chief of Apia, a rather big gun in this place, looking
+like a large, fatted, military Englishman, bar the colour.
+Faatulia, next me, is a bigger chief than her husband. Henry
+is a chief too - his chief name, Iiga (Ee-eeng-a), he has not
+yet 'taken' because of his youth. We were in fine society,
+and had a pleasant meal-time, with lots of fun. Then to the
+Opera - I beg your pardon, I mean the Circus. We occupied
+the first row in the reserved seats, and there in the row
+behind were all our friends - Captain Foss and his Captain-
+Lieutenant, three of the American officers, very nice
+fellows, the Dr., etc, so we made a fine show of what an
+embittered correspondent of the local paper called 'the
+shoddy aristocracy of Apia'; and you should have seen how we
+carried on, and how I clapped, and Captain Foss hollered
+'WUNDERSCHON!' and threw himself forward in his seat, and how
+we all in fact enjoyed ourselves like school-children, Austin
+not a shade more than his neighbours. Then the Circus broke
+up, and the party went home, but I stayed down, having
+business on the morrow.
+
+Yesterday, October 12th, great news reaches me, and Lloyd and
+I, with the mail just coming in, must leave all, saddle, and
+ride down. True enough, the President had resigned! Sought
+to resign his presidency of the council, and keep his
+advisership to the King; given way to the Consul's objections
+and resigned all - then fell out with them about the
+disposition of the funds, and was now trying to resign from
+his resignation! Sad little President, so trim to look at,
+and I believe so kind to his little wife! Not only so, but I
+meet D. on the beach. D. calls me in consultation, and we
+make with infinite difficulty a draft of a petition to the
+King. . . . Then to dinner at M.'s, a very merry meal,
+interrupted before it was over by the arrival of the
+committee. Slight sketch of procedure agreed upon, self
+appointed spokesman, and the deputation sets off. Walk all
+through Matafele, all along Mulinuu, come to the King's
+house; he has verbally refused to see us in answer to our
+letter, swearing he is gase-gase (chief-sickness, not common
+man's), and indeed we see him inside in bed. It is a
+miserable low house, better houses by the dozen in the little
+hamlet (Tanugamanono) of bushmen on our way to Vailima; and
+the President's house in process of erection just opposite!
+We are told to return to-morrow; I refuse; and at last we are
+very sourly received, sit on the mats, and I open out,
+through a very poor interpreter, and sometimes hampered by
+unacceptable counsels from my backers. I can speak fairly
+well in a plain way now. C. asked me to write out my
+harangue for him this morning; I have done so, and couldn't
+get it near as good. I suppose (talking and interpreting) I
+was twenty minutes or half-an-hour on the deck; then his
+majesty replied in the dying whisper of a big chief; a few
+words of rejoinder (approving), and the deputation withdrew,
+rather well satisfied.
+
+A few days ago this intervention would have been a deportable
+offence; not now, I bet; I would like them to try. A little
+way back along Mulinuu, Mrs. G. met us with her husband's
+horse; and he and she and Lloyd and I rode back in a heavenly
+moonlight. Here ends a chapter in the life of an island
+politician! Catch me at it again; 'tis easy to go in, but it
+is not a pleasant trade. I have had a good team, as good as
+I could get on the beach; but what trouble even so, and what
+fresh troubles shaping. But I have on the whole carried all
+my points; I believe all but one, and on that (which did not
+concern me) I had no right to interfere. I am sure you would
+be amazed if you knew what a good hand I am at keeping my
+temper, talking people over, and giving reasons which are not
+my reasons, but calculated for the meridian of the particular
+objection; so soon does falsehood await the politician in his
+whirling path.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+
+
+
+MAY, OCTOBER 24TH.
+
+
+MY DEAR CARTHEW, - See what I have written, but it's Colvin
+I'm after - I have written two chapters, about thirty pages
+of WRECKER since the mail left, which must be my excuse, and
+the bother I've had with it is not to be imagined, you might
+have seen me the day before yesterday weighing British sov.'s
+and Chili dollars to arrange my treasure chest. And there
+was such a calculation, not for that only, but for the ship's
+position and distances when - but I am not going to tell you
+the yarn - and then, as my arithmetic is particularly lax,
+Lloyd had to go over all my calculations; and then, as I had
+changed the amount of money, he had to go over all HIS as to
+the amount of the lay; and altogether, a bank could be run
+with less effusion of figures than it took to shore up a
+single chapter of a measly yarn. However, it's done, and I
+have but one more, or at the outside two, to do, and I am
+Free! and can do any damn thing I like.
+
+Before falling on politics, I shall give you my day. Awoke
+somewhere about the first peep of day, came gradually to, and
+had a turn on the verandah before 5.55, when 'the child' (an
+enormous Wallis Islander) brings me an orange; at 6,
+breakfast; 6.10, to work; which lasts till, at 10.30, Austin
+comes for his history lecture; this is rather dispiriting,
+but education must be gone about in faith - and charity, both
+of which pretty nigh failed me to-day about (of all things)
+Carthage; 11, luncheon; after luncheon in my mother's room, I
+read Chapter XXIII. of THE WRECKER, then Belle, Lloyd, and I
+go up and make music furiously till about 2 (I suppose), when
+I turn into work again till 4; fool from 4 to half-past,
+tired out and waiting for the bath hour; 4.30, bath; 4.40,
+eat two heavenly mangoes on the verandah, and see the boys
+arrive with the pack-horses; 5, dinner; smoke, chat on
+verandah, then hand of cards, and at last at 8 come up to my
+room with a pint of beer and a hard biscuit, which I am now
+consuming, and as soon as they are consumed I shall turn in.
+
+Such are the innocent days of this ancient and outworn
+sportsman; to-day there was no weeding, usually there is
+however, edge in somewhere. My books for the moment are a
+crib to Phaedo, and the second book of Montaigne; and a
+little while back I was reading Frederic Harrison, 'Choice of
+Books,' etc. - very good indeed, a great deal of sense and
+knowledge in the volume, and some very true stuff, CONTRA
+Carlyle, about the eighteenth century. A hideous idea came
+over me that perhaps Harrison is now getting OLD. Perhaps
+you are. Perhaps I am. Oh, this infidelity must be stared
+firmly down. I am about twenty-three - say twenty-eight; you
+about thirty, or, by'r lady, thirty-four; and as Harrison
+belongs to the same generation, there is no good bothering
+about him.
+
+Here has just been a fine alert; I gave my wife a dose of
+chlorodyne. 'Something wrong,' says she. 'Nonsense,' said
+I. 'Embrocation,' said she. I smelt it, and - it smelt very
+funny. 'I think it's just gone bad, and to-morrow will
+tell.' Proved to be so.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+HISTORY OF TUESDAY. - Woke at usual time, very little work,
+for I was tired, and had a job for the evening - to write
+parts for a new instrument, a violin. Lunch, chat, and up to
+my place to practise; but there was no practising for me - my
+flageolet was gone wrong, and I had to take it all to pieces,
+clean it, and put it up again. As this is a most intricate
+job - the thing dissolves into seventeen separate members,
+most of these have to be fitted on their individual springs
+as fine as needles, and sometimes two at once with the
+springs shoving different ways - it took me till two. Then
+Lloyd and I rode forth on our errands; first to Motootua,
+where we had a really instructive conversation on weeds and
+grasses. Thence down to Apia, where we bought a fresh bottle
+of chlorodyne and conversed on politics.
+
+My visit to the King, which I thought at the time a
+particularly nugatory and even schoolboy step, and only
+consented to because I had held the reins so tight over my
+little band before, has raised a deuce of a row - new
+proclamation, no one is to interview the sacred puppet
+without consuls' permission, two days' notice, and an
+approved interpreter - read (I suppose) spy. Then back; I
+should have said I was trying the new horse; a tallish
+piebald, bought from the circus; he proved steady and safe,
+but in very bad condition, and not so much the wild Arab
+steed of the desert as had been supposed. The height of his
+back, after commodious Jack, astonished me, and I had a great
+consciousness of exercise and florid action, as I posted to
+his long, emphatic trot. We had to ride back easy; even so
+he was hot and blown; and when we set a boy to lead him to
+and fro, our last character for sanity perished. We returned
+just neat for dinner; and in the evening our violinist
+arrived, a young lady, no great virtuoso truly, but plucky,
+industrious, and a good reader; and we played five pieces
+with huge amusement, and broke up at nine. This morning I
+have read a splendid piece of Montaigne, written this page of
+letter, and now turn to the WRECKER.
+
+WEDNESDAY - November 16th or 17th - and I am ashamed to say
+mail day. The WRECKER is finished, that is the best of my
+news; it goes by this mail to Scribner's; and I honestly
+think it a good yarn on the whole and of its measly kind.
+The part that is genuinely good is Nares, the American
+sailor; that is a genuine figure; had there been more Nares
+it would have been a better book; but of course it didn't set
+up to be a book, only a long tough yarn with some pictures of
+the manners of to-day in the greater world - not the shoddy
+sham world of cities, clubs, and colleges, but the world
+where men still live a man's life. The worst of my news is
+the influenza; Apia is devastate; the shops closed, a ball
+put off, etc. As yet we have not had it at Vailima, and, who
+knows? we may escape. None of us go down, but of course the
+boys come and go.
+
+Your letter had the most wonderful 'I told you so' I ever
+heard in the course of my life. Why, you madman, I wouldn't
+change my present installation for any post, dignity, honour,
+or advantage conceivable to me. It fills the bill; I have
+the loveliest time. And as for wars and rumours of wars, you
+surely know enough of me to be aware that I like that also a
+thousand times better than decrepit peace in Middlesex? I do
+not quite like politics; I am too aristocratic, I fear, for
+that. God knows I don't care who I chum with; perhaps like
+sailors best; but to go round and sue and sneak to keep a
+crowd together - never. My imagination, which is not the
+least damped by the idea of having my head cut off in the
+bush, recoils aghast from the idea of a life like
+Gladstone's, and the shadow of the newspaper chills me to the
+bone. Hence my late eruption was interesting, but not what I
+like. All else suits me in this (killed a mosquito) A1
+abode.
+
+About politics. A determination was come to by the President
+that he had been an idiot; emissaries came to G. and me to
+kiss and be friends. My man proposed I should have a
+personal interview; I said it was quite useless, I had
+nothing to say; I had offered him the chance to inform me,
+had pressed it on him, and had been very unpleasantly
+received, and now 'Time was.' Then it was decided that I was
+to be made a culprit against Germany; the German Captain - a
+delightful fellow and our constant visitor - wrote to say
+that as 'a German officer' he could not come even to say
+farewell. We all wrote back in the most friendly spirit,
+telling him (politely) that some of these days he would be
+sorry, and we should be delighted to see our friend again.
+Since then I have seen no German shadow.
+
+Mataafa has been proclaimed a rebel; the President did this
+act, and then resigned. By singular good fortune, Mataafa
+has not yet moved; no thanks to our idiot governors. They
+have shot their bolt; they have made a rebel of the only man
+(TO THEIR OWN KNOWLEDGE, ON THE REPORT OF THEIR OWN SPY) who
+held the rebel party in check; and having thus called on war
+to fall, they can do no more, sit equally 'expertes' of VIS
+and counsel, regarding their handiwork. It is always a cry
+with these folk that he (Mataafa) had no ammunition. I
+always said it would be found; and we know of five boat-loads
+that have found their way to Malie already. Where there are
+traders, there will be ammunition; aphorism by R. L. S.
+
+Now what am I to do next?
+
+Lives of the Stevensons? HISTORIA SAMOAE? A History for
+Children? Fiction? I have had two hard months at fiction; I
+want a change. Stevensons? I am expecting some more
+material; perhaps better wait. Samoa; rather tempting; might
+be useful to the islands - and to me; for it will be written
+in admirable temper; I have never agreed with any party, and
+see merits and excuses in all; should do it (if I did) very
+slackly and easily, as if half in conversation. History for
+Children? This flows from my lessons to Austin; no book is
+any good. The best I have seen is Freeman's OLD ENGLISH
+HISTORY; but his style is so rasping, and a child can learn
+more, if he's clever. I found my sketch of general Aryan
+History, given in conversation, to have been practically
+correct - at least what I mean is, Freeman had very much the
+same stuff in his early chapters, only not so much, and I
+thought not so well placed; and the child remembered some of
+it. Now the difficulty is to give this general idea of main
+place, growth, and movement; it is needful to tack it on a
+yarn. Now Scotch is the only History I know; it is the only
+history reasonably represented in my library; it is a very
+good one for my purpose, owing to two civilisations having
+been face to face throughout - or rather Roman civilisation
+face to face with our ancient barbaric life and government,
+down to yesterday, to 1750 anyway. But the TALES OF A
+GRANDFATHER stand in my way; I am teaching them to Austin
+now, and they have all Scott's defects and all Scott's
+hopeless merit. I cannot compete with that; and yet, so far
+as regards teaching History, how he has missed his chances!
+I think I'll try; I really have some historic sense, I feel
+that in my bones. Then there's another thing. Scott never
+knew the Highlands; he was always a Borderer. He has missed
+that whole, long, strange, pathetic story of our savages,
+and, besides, his style is not very perspicuous to childhood.
+Gad, I think I'll have a flutter. Buridan's Ass! Whether to
+go, what to attack. Must go to other letters; shall add to
+this, if I have time.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+
+
+
+NOV. 25TH, 1891.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, MY DEAR COLVIN, - I wonder how often I'm
+going to write it. In spite of the loss of three days, as I
+have to tell, and a lot of weeding and cacao planting, I have
+finished since the mail left four chapters, forty-eight pages
+of my Samoa history. It is true that the first three had
+been a good deal drafted two years ago, but they had all to
+be written and re-written, and the fourth chapter is all new.
+Chapter I. Elements of Discord-Native. II. Elements of
+Discord-Foreign. III. The Success of Laupepa. IV. Brandeis.
+V. Will probably be called 'The Rise of Mataafa.' VI. FUROR
+CONSULARIS - a devil of a long chapter. VII. Stuebel the
+Pacificator. VIII. Government under the Treaty of Berlin.
+IX. Practical Suggestions. Say three-sixths of it are done,
+maybe more; by this mail five chapters should go, and that
+should be a good half of it; say sixty pages. And if you
+consider that I sent by last mail the end of the WRECKER,
+coming on for seventy or eighty pages, and the mail before
+that the entire Tale of the BEACH OF FALESA, I do not think I
+can be accused of idleness. This is my season; I often work
+six and seven, and sometimes eight hours; and the same day I
+am perhaps weeding or planting for an hour or two more - and
+I daresay you know what hard work weeding is - and it all
+agrees with me at this time of the year - like - like
+idleness, if a man of my years could be idle.
+
+My first visit to Apia was a shock to me; every second person
+the ghost of himself, and the place reeking with infection.
+But I have not got the thing yet, and hope to escape. This
+shows how much stronger I am; think of me flitting through a
+town of influenza patients seemingly unscathed. We are all
+on the cacao planting.
+
+The next day my wife and I rode over to the German
+plantation, Vailele, whose manager is almost the only German
+left to speak to us. Seventy labourers down with influenza!
+It is a lovely ride, half-way down our mountain towards Apia,
+then turn to the right, ford the river, and three miles of
+solitary grass and cocoa palms, to where the sea beats and
+the wild wind blows unceasingly about the plantation house.
+On the way down Fanny said, 'Now what would you do if you saw
+Colvin coming up?'
+
+Next day we rode down to Apia to make calls.
+
+Yesterday the mail came, and the fat was in the fire.
+
+
+NOV. 29TH?
+
+
+BOOK. All right. I must say I like your order. And the
+papers are some of them up to dick, and no mistake. I agree
+with you the lights seem a little turned down. The truth is,
+I was far through (if you understand Scots), and came none
+too soon to the South Seas, where I was to recover peace of
+body and mind. No man but myself knew all my bitterness in
+those days. Remember that, the next time you think I regret
+my exile. And however low the lights are, the stuff is true,
+and I believe the more effective; after all, what I wish to
+fight is the best fought by a rather cheerless presentation
+of the truth. The world must return some day to the word
+duty, and be done with the word reward. There are no
+rewards, and plenty duties. And the sooner a man sees that
+and acts upon it like a gentleman or a fine old barbarian,
+the better for himself.
+
+There is my usual puzzle about publishers. Chatto ought to
+have it, as he has all the other essays; these all belong to
+me, and Chatto publishes on terms. Longman has forgotten the
+terms we are on; let him look up our first correspondence,
+and he will see I reserved explicitly, as was my habit, the
+right to republish as I choose. Had the same arrangement
+with Henley, Magazine of Art, and with Tulloch Fraser's. -
+For any necessary note or preface, it would be a real service
+if you would undertake the duty yourself. I should love a
+preface by you, as short or as long as you choose, three
+sentences, thirty pages, the thing I should like is your
+name. And the excuse of my great distance seems sufficient.
+I shall return with this the sheets corrected as far as I
+have them; the rest I will leave, if you will, to you
+entirely; let it be your book, and disclaim what you dislike
+in the preface. You can say it was at my eager prayer. I
+should say I am the less willing to pass Chatto over, because
+he behaved the other day in a very handsome manner. He asked
+leave to reprint DAMIEN; I gave it to him as a present,
+explaining I could receive no emolument for a personal
+attack. And he took out my share of profits, and sent them
+in my name to the Leper Fund. I could not bear after that to
+take from him any of that class of books which I have always
+given him. Tell him the same terms will do. Clark to print,
+uniform with the others.
+
+I have lost all the days since this letter began re-handling
+Chapter IV. of the Samoa racket. I do not go in for
+literature; address myself to sensible people rather than to
+sensitive. And, indeed, it is a kind of journalism, I have
+no right to dally; if it is to help, it must come soon. In
+two months from now it shall be done, and should be published
+in the course of March. I propose Cassell gets it. I am
+going to call it 'A Footnote to History: Eight Years of
+Trouble in Samoa,' I believe. I recoil from serious names;
+they seem so much too pretentious for a pamphlet. It will be
+about the size of TREASURE ISLAND, I believe. Of course, as
+you now know, my case of conscience cleared itself off, and I
+began my intervention directly to one of the parties. The
+other, the Chief Justice, I am to inform of my book the first
+occasion. God knows if the book will do any good - or harm;
+but I judge it right to try. There is one man's life
+certainly involved; and it may be all our lives. I must not
+stand and slouch, but do my best as best I can. But you may
+conceive the difficulty of a history extending to the present
+week, at least, and where almost all the actors upon all
+sides are of my personal acquaintance. The only way is to
+judge slowly, and write boldly, and leave the issue to fate.
+. . . I am far indeed from wishing to confine myself to
+creative work; that is a loss, the other repairs; the one
+chance for a man, and, above all, for one who grows elderly,
+ahem, is to vary drainage and repair. That is the one thing
+I understand - the cultivation of the shallow SOLUM of my
+brain. But I would rather, from soon on, be released from
+the obligation to write. In five or six years this
+plantation - suppose it and us still to exist - should pretty
+well support us and pay wages; not before, and already the
+six years seem long to me. If literature were but a pastime!
+
+I have interrupted myself to write the necessary notification
+to the Chief Justice.
+
+I see in looking up Longman's letter that it was as usual the
+letter of an obliging gentleman; so do not trouble him with
+my reminder. I wish all my publishers were not so nice. And
+I have a fourth and a fifth baying at my heels; but for
+these, of course, they must go wanting.
+
+
+DEC. 2ND.
+
+
+No answer from the Chief Justice, which is like him, but
+surely very wrong in such a case. The lunch bell! I have
+been off work, playing patience and weeding all morning.
+Yesterday and the day before I drafted eleven and revised
+nine pages of Chapter V., and the truth is, I was extinct by
+lunch-time, and played patience sourly the rest of the day.
+To-morrow or next day I hope to go in again and win. Lunch
+2nd Bell.
+
+
+DEC. 2ND, AFTERNOON.
+
+
+I have kept up the idleness; blew on the pipe to Belle's
+piano; then had a ride in the forest all by my nainsel; back
+and piped again, and now dinner nearing. Take up this sheet
+with nothing to say. The weird figure of Faauma is in the
+room washing my windows, in a black lavalava (kilt) with a
+red handkerchief hanging from round her neck between her
+breasts; not another stitch; her hair close cropped and
+oiled; when she first came here she was an angelic little
+stripling, but she is now in full flower - or half-flower -
+and grows buxom. As I write, I hear her wet cloth moving and
+grunting with some industry; for I had a word this day with
+her husband on the matter of work and meal-time, when she is
+always late. And she has a vague reverence for Papa, as she
+and her enormous husband address me when anything is wrong.
+Her husband is Lafaele, sometimes called the archangel, of
+whom I have writ you often. Rest of our household, Talolo,
+cook; Pulu, kitchen boy, good, steady, industrious lads;
+Henry, back again from Savaii, where his love affair seems
+not to have prospered, with what looks like a spear-wound in
+the back of his head, of which Mr. Reticence says nothing;
+Simi, Manuele, and two other labourers out-doors. Lafaele is
+provost of the live-stock, whereof now, three milk-cows, one
+bull-calf, one heifer, Jack, Macfarlane, the mare, Harold,
+Tifaga Jack, Donald and Edinburgh - seven horses - O, and the
+stallion - eight horses; five cattle; total, if my arithmetic
+be correct, thirteen head of beasts; I don't know how the
+pigs stand, or the ducks, or the chickens; but we get a good
+many eggs, and now and again a duckling or a chickling for
+the table; the pigs are more solemn, and appear only on
+birthdays and sich.
+
+
+MONDAY, DEC. 7.
+
+
+On Friday morning about eleven 1500 cacao seeds arrived, and
+we set to and toiled from twelve that day to six, and went to
+bed pretty tired. Next day I got about an hour and a half at
+my History, and was at it again by 8.10, and except an hour
+for lunch kept at it till four P.M. Yesterday, I did some
+History in the morning, and slept most of the afternoon; and
+to-day, being still averse from physical labour, and the mail
+drawing nigh, drew out of the squad, and finished for press
+the fifth chapter of my History; fifty-nine pages in one
+month; which (you will allow me to say) is a devil of a large
+order; it means at least 177 pages of writing; 89,000 words!
+and hours going to and fro among my notes. However, this is
+the way it has to be done; the job must be done fast, or it
+is of no use. And it is a curious yarn. Honestly, I think
+people should be amused and convinced, if they could be at
+the pains to look at such a damned outlandish piece of
+machinery, which of course they won't. And much I care.
+
+When I was filling baskets all Saturday, in my dull mulish
+way, perhaps the slowest worker there, surely the most
+particular, and the only one that never looked up or knocked
+off, I could not but think I should have been sent on
+exhibition as an example to young literary men. Here is how
+to learn to write, might be the motto. You should have seen
+us; the verandah was like an Irish bog; our hands and faces
+were bedaubed with soil; and Faauma was supposed to have
+struck the right note when she remarked (A PROPOS of
+nothing), 'Too much ELEELE (soil) for me!' The cacao (you
+must understand) has to be planted at first in baskets of
+plaited cocoa-leaf. From four to ten natives were plaiting
+these in the wood-shed. Four boys were digging up soil and
+bringing it by the boxful to the verandah. Lloyd and I and
+Belle, and sometimes S. (who came to bear a hand), were
+filling the baskets, removing stones and lumps of clay;
+Austin and Faauma carried them when full to Fanny, who
+planted a seed in each, and then set them, packed close, in
+the corners of the verandah. From twelve on Friday till five
+P.M. on Saturday we planted the first 1500, and more than 700
+of a second lot. You cannot dream how filthy we were, and we
+were all properly tired. They are all at it again to-day,
+bar Belle and me, not required, and glad to be out of it.
+The Chief Justice has not yet replied, and I have news that
+he received my letter. What a man!
+
+I have gone crazy over Bourget's SENSATIONS D'ITALIE; hence
+the enclosed dedications, a mere cry of gratitude for the
+best fun I've had over a new book this ever so!
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+
+
+
+TUESDAY, DEC. 1891.
+
+
+SIR, - I have the honour to report further explorations of
+the course of the river Vaea, with accompanying sketch plan.
+The party under my command consisted of one horse, and was
+extremely insubordinate and mutinous, owing to not being used
+to go into the bush, and being half-broken anyway - and that
+the wrong half. The route indicated for my party was up the
+bed of the so-called river Vaea, which I accordingly followed
+to a distance of perhaps two or three furlongs eastward from
+the house of Vailima, where the stream being quite dry, the
+bush thick, and the ground very difficult, I decided to leave
+the main body of the force under my command tied to a tree,
+and push on myself with the point of the advance guard,
+consisting of one man. The valley had become very narrow and
+airless; foliage close shut above; dry bed of the stream much
+excavated, so that I passed under fallen trees without
+stooping. Suddenly it turned sharply to the north, at right
+angles to its former direction; I heard living water, and
+came in view of a tall face of rock and the stream spraying
+down it; it might have been climbed, but it would have been
+dangerous, and I had to make my way up the steep earth banks,
+where there is nowhere any footing for man, only fallen
+trees, which made the rounds of my ladder. I was near the
+top of this climb, which was very hot and steep, and the
+pulses were buzzing all over my body, when I made sure there
+was one external sound in my ears, and paused to listen. No
+mistake; a sound of a mill-wheel thundering, I thought, close
+by, yet below me, a huge mill-wheel, yet not going steadily,
+but with a SCHOTTISCHE movement, and at each fresh impetus
+shaking the mountain. There, where I was, I just put down
+the sound to the mystery of the bush; where no sound now
+surprises me - and any sound alarms; I only thought it would
+give Jack a fine fright, down where he stood tied to a tree
+by himself, and he was badly enough scared when I left him.
+The good folks at home identified it; it was a sharp
+earthquake.
+
+At the top of the climb I made my way again to the water-
+course; it is here running steady and pretty full; strange
+these intermittencies - and just a little below the main
+stream is quite dry, and all the original brook has gone down
+some lava gallery of the mountain - and just a little further
+below, it begins picking up from the left hand in little
+boggy tributaries, and in the inside of a hundred yards has
+grown a brook again. The general course of the brook was, I
+guess, S.E.; the valley still very deep and whelmed in wood.
+It seemed a swindle to have made so sheer a climb and still
+find yourself at the bottom of a well. But gradually the
+thing seemed to shallow, the trees to seem poorer and
+smaller; I could see more and more of the silver sprinkles of
+sky among the foliage, instead of the sombre piling up of
+tree behind tree. And here I had two scares - first, away up
+on my right hand I heard a bull low; I think it was a bull
+from the quality of the low, which was singularly songful and
+beautiful; the bulls belong to me, but how did I know that
+the bull was aware of that? and my advance guard not being at
+all properly armed, we advanced with great precaution until I
+was satisfied that I was passing eastward of the enemy. It
+was during this period that a pool of the river suddenly
+boiled up in my face in a little fountain. It was in a very
+dreary, marshy part among dilapidated trees that you see
+through holes in the trunks of; and if any kind of beast or
+elf or devil had come out of that sudden silver ebullition, I
+declare I do not think I should have been surprised. It was
+perhaps a thing as curious - a fish, with which these head
+waters of the stream are alive. They are some of them as
+long as my finger, should be easily caught in these shallows,
+and some day I'll have a dish of them.
+
+Very soon after I came to where the stream collects in
+another banana swamp, with the bananas bearing well. Beyond,
+the course is again quite dry; it mounts with a sharp turn a
+very steep face of the mountain, and then stops abruptly at
+the lip of a plateau, I suppose the top of Vaea mountain:
+plainly no more springs here - there was no smallest furrow
+of a watercourse beyond - and my task might be said to be
+accomplished. But such is the animated spirit in the service
+that the whole advance guard expressed a sentiment of
+disappointment that an exploration, so far successfully
+conducted, should come to a stop in the most promising view
+of fresh successes. And though unprovided either with
+compass or cutlass, it was determined to push some way along
+the plateau, marking our direction by the laborious process
+of bending down, sitting upon, and thus breaking the wild
+cocoanut trees. This was the less regretted by all from a
+delightful discovery made of a huge banyan growing here in
+the bush, with flying-buttressed flying buttresses, and huge
+arcs of trunk hanging high overhead and trailing down new
+complications of root. I climbed some way up what seemed the
+original beginning; it was easier to climb than a ship's
+rigging, even rattled; everywhere there was foot-hold and
+hand-hold. It was judged wise to return and rally the main
+body, who had now been left alone for perhaps forty minutes
+in the bush.
+
+The return was effected in good order, but unhappily I only
+arrived (like so many other explorers) to find my main body
+or rear-guard in a condition of mutiny; the work, it is to be
+supposed, of terror. It is right I should tell you the Vaea
+has a bad name, an AITU FAFINE - female devil of the woods -
+succubus - haunting it, and doubtless Jack had heard of her;
+perhaps, during my absence, saw her; lucky Jack! Anyway, he
+was neither to hold nor to bind, and finally, after nearly
+smashing me by accident, and from mere scare and
+insubordination several times, deliberately set in to kill
+me; but poor Jack! the tree he selected for that purpose was
+a banana! I jumped off and gave him the heavy end of my whip
+over the buttocks! Then I took and talked in his ear in
+various voices; you should have heard my alto - it was a
+dreadful, devilish note - I KNEW Jack KNEW it was an AITU.
+Then I mounted him again, and he carried me fairly steadily.
+He'll learn yet. He has to learn to trust absolutely to his
+rider; till he does, the risk is always great in thick bush,
+where a fellow must try different passages, and put back and
+forward, and pick his way by hair's-breadths.
+
+The expedition returned to Vailima in time to receive the
+visit of the R. C. Bishop. He is a superior man, much above
+the average of priests.
+
+
+THURSDAY.
+
+
+Yesterday the same expedition set forth to the southward by
+what is known as Carruthers' Road. At a fallen tree which
+completely blocks the way, the main body was as before left
+behind, and the advance guard of one now proceeded with the
+exploration. At the great tree known as MEPI TREE, after
+Maben the surveyor, the expedition struck forty yards due
+west till it struck the top of a steep bank which it
+descended. The whole bottom of the ravine is filled with
+sharp lava blocks quite unrolled and very difficult and
+dangerous to walk among; no water in the course, scarce any
+sign of water. And yet surely water must have made this bold
+cutting in the plateau. And if so, why is the lava sharp?
+My science gave out; but I could not but think it ominous and
+volcanic. The course of the stream was tortuous, but with a
+resultant direction a little by west of north; the sides the
+whole way exceeding steep, the expedition buried under
+fathoms of foliage. Presently water appeared in the bottom,
+a good quantity; perhaps thirty or forty cubic feet, with
+pools and waterfalls. A tree that stands all along the banks
+here must be very fond of water; its roots lie close-packed
+down the stream, like hanks of guts, so as to make often a
+corrugated walk, each root ending in a blunt tuft of
+filaments, plainly to drink water. Twice there came in small
+tributaries from the left or western side - the whole plateau
+having a smartish inclination to the east; one of the
+tributaries in a handsome little web of silver hanging in the
+forest. Twice I was startled by birds; one that barked like
+a dog; another that whistled loud ploughman's signals, so
+that I vow I was thrilled, and thought I had fallen among
+runaway blacks, and regretted my cutlass which I had lost and
+left behind while taking bearings. A good many fishes in the
+brook, and many cray-fish; one of the last with a queer glow-
+worm head. Like all our brooks, the water is pure as air,
+and runs over red stones like rubies. The foliage along both
+banks very thick and high, the place close, the walking
+exceedingly laborious. By the time the expedition reached
+the fork, it was felt exceedingly questionable whether the
+MORAL of the force were sufficiently good to undertake more
+extended operations. A halt was called, the men refreshed
+with water and a bath, and it was decided at a drumhead
+council of war to continue the descent of the Embassy Water
+straight for Vailima, whither the expedition returned, in
+rather poor condition, and wet to the waist, about 4. P.M.
+
+Thus in two days the two main watercourses of this country
+have been pretty thoroughly explored, and I conceive my
+instructions fully carried out. The main body of the second
+expedition was brought back by another officer despatched for
+that purpose from Vailima. Casualties: one horse wounded;
+one man bruised; no deaths - as yet, but the bruised man
+feels to-day as if his case was mighty serious.
+
+
+DEC. 25, '91.
+
+
+Your note with a very despicable bulletin of health arrived
+only yesterday, the mail being a day behind. It contained
+also the excellent TIMES article, which was a sight for sore
+eyes. I am still TABOO; the blessed Germans will have none
+of me; and I only hope they may enjoy the TIMES article.
+'Tis my revenge! I wish you had sent the letter too, as I
+have no copy, and do not even know what I wrote the last day,
+with a bad headache, and the mail going out. However, it
+must have been about right, for the TIMES article was in the
+spirit I wished to arouse. I hope we can get rid of the man
+before it is too late. He has set the natives to war; but
+the natives, by God's blessing, do not want to fight, and I
+think it will fizzle out - no thanks to the man who tried to
+start it. But I did not mean to drift into these politics;
+rather to tell you what I have done since I last wrote.
+
+Well, I worked away at my History for a while, and only got
+one chapter done; no doubt this spate of work is pretty low
+now, and will be soon dry; but, God bless you, what a lot I
+have accomplished; WRECKER done, BEACH OF FALESA done, half
+the HISTORY: C'EST ETONNANT. (I hear from Burlingame, by the
+way, that he likes the end of the WRECKER; 'tis certainly a
+violent, dark yarn with interesting, plain turns of human
+nature), then Lloyd and I went down to live in Haggard's
+rooms, where Fanny presently joined us. Haggard's rooms are
+in a strange old building - old for Samoa, and has the effect
+of the antique like some strange monastery; I would tell you
+more of it, but I think I'm going to use it in a tale. The
+annexe close by had its door sealed; poor Dowdney lost at sea
+in a schooner. The place is haunted. The vast empty sheds,
+the empty store, the airless, hot, long, low rooms, the claps
+of wind that set everything flying - a strange uncanny house
+to spend Christmas in.
+
+
+JAN. 1ST, '92.
+
+
+For a day or two I have sat close and wrought hard at the
+HISTORY, and two more chapters are all but done. About
+thirty pages should go by this mail, which is not what should
+be, but all I could overtake. Will any one ever read it? I
+fancy not; people don't read history for reading, but for
+education and display - and who desires education in the
+history of Samoa, with no population, no past, no future, or
+the exploits of Mataafa, Malietoa, and Consul Knappe?
+Colkitto and Galasp are a trifle to it. Well, it can't be
+helped, and it must be done, and, better or worse, it's
+capital fun. There are two to whom I have not been kind -
+German Consul Becker and English Captain Hand, R.N.
+
+On Dec. 30th I rode down with Belle to go to (if you please)
+the Fancy Ball. When I got to the beach, I found the
+barometer was below 29 degrees, the wind still in the east
+and steady, but a huge offensive continent of clouds and
+vapours forming to leeward. It might be a hurricane; I dared
+not risk getting caught away from my work, and, leaving
+Belle, returned at once to Vailima. Next day - yesterday -
+it was a tearer; we had storm shutters up; I sat in my room
+and wrote by lamplight - ten pages, if you please, seven of
+them draft, and some of these compiled from as many as seven
+different and conflicting authorities, so that was a brave
+day's work. About two a huge tree fell within sixty paces of
+our house; a little after, a second went; and we sent out
+boys with axes and cut down a third, which was too near the
+house, and buckling like a fishing rod. At dinner we had the
+front door closed and shuttered, the back door open, the lamp
+lit. The boys in the cook-house were all out at the cook-
+house door, where we could see them looking in and smiling.
+Lauilo and Faauma waited on us with smiles. The excitement
+was delightful. Some very violent squalls came as we sat
+there, and every one rejoiced; it was impossible to help it;
+a soul of putty had to sing. All night it blew; the roof was
+continually sounding under missiles; in the morning the
+verandahs were half full of branches torn from the forest.
+There was a last very wild squall about six; the rain, like a
+thick white smoke, flying past the house in volleys, and as
+swift, it seemed, as rifle balls; all with a strange,
+strident hiss, such as I have only heard before at sea, and,
+indeed, thought to be a marine phenomenon. Since then the
+wind has been falling with a few squalls, mostly rain. But
+our road is impassable for horses; we hear a schooner has
+been wrecked and some native houses blown down in Apia, where
+Belle is still and must remain a prisoner. Lucky I returned
+while I could! But the great good is this; much bread-fruit
+and bananas have been destroyed; if this be general through
+the islands, famine will be imminent; and WHOEVER BLOWS THE
+COALS, THERE CAN BE NO WAR. Do I then prefer a famine to a
+war? you ask. Not always, but just now. I am sure the
+natives do not want a war; I am sure a war would benefit no
+one but the white officials, and I believe we can easily meet
+the famine - or at least that it can be met. That would give
+our officials a legitimate opportunity to cover their past
+errors.
+
+
+JAN. 2ND.
+
+
+I woke this morning to find the blow quite ended. The heaven
+was all a mottled gray; even the east quite colourless; the
+downward slope of the island veiled in wafts of vapour, blue
+like smoke; not a leaf stirred on the tallest tree; only,
+three miles away below me on the barrier reef, I could see
+the individual breakers curl and fall, and hear their
+conjunct roaring rise, as it still rises at 1 P.M., like the
+roar of a thoroughfare close by. I did a good morning's
+work, correcting and clarifying my draft, and have now
+finished for press eight chapters, ninety-one pages, of this
+piece of journalism. Four more chapters, say fifty pages,
+remain to be done; I should gain my wager and finish this
+volume in three months, that is to say, the end should leave
+me per February mail; I cannot receive it back till the mail
+of April. Yes, it can be out in time; pray God that it be in
+time to help.
+
+How do journalists fetch up their drivel? I aim only at
+clearness and the most obvious finish, positively at no
+higher degree of merit, not even at brevity - I am sure it
+could have been all done, with double the time, in two-thirds
+of the space. And yet it has taken me two months to write
+45,500 words; and, be damned to my wicked prowess, I am proud
+of the exploit! The real journalist must be a man not of
+brass only, but bronze. Chapter IX. gapes for me, but I
+shrink on the margin, and go on chattering to you. This last
+part will be much less offensive (strange to say) to the
+Germans. It is Becker they will never forgive me for; Knappe
+I pity and do not dislike; Becker I scorn and abominate.
+Here is the tableau. I. Elements of Discord: Native. II.
+Elements of Discord: Foreign. III. The Sorrows of Laupepa.
+IV. Brandeis. V. The Battle of Matautu. VI. Last Exploits
+of Becker. VII. The Samoan Camps. VIII. Affairs of Lautii
+and Fangalii. IX. 'FUROR CONSULARIS.' X. The Hurricane.
+XI. Stuebel Recluse. XII. The Present Government. I
+estimate the whole roughly at 70,000 words. Should anybody
+ever dream of reading it, it would be found amusing.
+70000/300=233 printed pages; a respectable little five-bob
+volume, to bloom unread in shop windows. After that, I'll
+have a spank at fiction. And rest? I shall rest in the
+grave, or when I come to Italy. If only the public will
+continue to support me! I lost my chance not dying; there
+seems blooming little fear of it now. I worked close on five
+hours this morning; the day before, close on nine; and unless
+I finish myself off with this letter, I'll have another hour
+and a half, or AIBLINS TWA, before dinner. Poor man, how you
+must envy me, as you hear of these orgies of work, and you
+scarce able for a letter. But Lord, Colvin, how lucky the
+situations are not reversed, for I have no situation, nor am
+fit for any. Life is a steigh brae. Here, have at Knappe,
+and no more clavers!
+
+
+3RD.
+
+
+There was never any man had so many irons in the fire, except
+Jim Pinkerton. I forgot to mention I have the most gallant
+suggestion from Lang, with an offer of MS. authorities, which
+turns my brain. It's all about the throne of Poland and
+buried treasure in the Mackay country, and Alan Breck can
+figure there in glory.
+
+Yesterday, J. and I set off to Blacklock's (American Consul)
+who lives not far from that little village I have so often
+mentioned as lying between us and Apia. I had some questions
+to ask him for my History; thence we must proceed to Vailele,
+where I had also to cross-examine the plantation manager
+about the battle there. We went by a track I had never
+before followed down the hill to Vaisigano, which flows here
+in a deep valley, and was unusually full, so that the horses
+trembled in the ford. The whole bottom of the valley is full
+of various streams posting between strips of forest with a
+brave sound of waters. In one place we had a glimpse of a
+fall some way higher up, and then sparkling in sunlight in
+the midst of the green valley. Then up by a winding path
+scarce accessible to a horse for steepness, to the other
+side, and the open cocoanut glades of the plantation. Here
+we rode fast, did a mighty satisfactory afternoon's work at
+the plantation house, and still faster back. On the return
+Jack fell with me, but got up again; when I felt him
+recovering I gave him his head, and he shoved his foot
+through the rein; I got him by the bit however, and all was
+well; he had mud over all his face, but his knees were not
+broken. We were scarce home when the rain began again; that
+was luck. It is pouring now in torrents; we are in the
+height of the bad season. Lloyd leaves along with this
+letter on a change to San Francisco; he had much need of it,
+but I think this will brace him up. I am, as you see, a
+tower of strength. I can remember riding not so far and not
+near so fast when I first came to Samoa, and being shattered
+next day with fatigue; now I could not tell I have done
+anything; have re-handled my battle of Fangalii according to
+yesterday's information - four pages rewritten; and written
+already some half-dozen pages of letters.
+
+I observe with disgust that while of yore, when I own I was
+guilty, you never spared me abuse, but now, when I am so
+virtuous, where is the praise? Do admit that I have become
+an excellent letter-writer - at least to you, and that your
+ingratitude is imbecile. - Yours ever,
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+
+
+
+JAN 31ST, '92.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - No letter at all from you, and this scratch
+from me! Here is a year that opens ill. Lloyd is off to
+'the coast' sick - THE COAST means California over most of
+the Pacific - I have been down all month with influenza, and
+am just recovering - I am overlaid with proofs, which I am
+just about half fit to attend to. One of my horses died this
+morning, and another is now dying on the front lawn - Lloyd's
+horse and Fanny's. Such is my quarrel with destiny. But I
+am mending famously, come and go on the balcony, have
+perfectly good nights, and though I still cough, have no
+oppression and no hemorrhage and no fever. So if I can find
+time and courage to add no more, you will know my news is not
+altogether of the worst; a year or two ago, and what a state
+I should have been in now! Your silence, I own, rather
+alarms me. But I tell myself you have just miscarried; had
+you been too ill to write, some one would have written me.
+Understand, I send this brief scratch not because I am unfit
+to write more, but because I have 58 galleys of the WRECKER
+and 102 of the BEACH OF FALESA to get overhauled somehow or
+other in time for the mail, and for three weeks I have not
+touched a pen with my finger.
+
+
+FEB. 1ST.
+
+
+The second horse is still alive, but I still think dying.
+The first was buried this morning. My proofs are done; it
+was a rough two days of it, but done. CONSUMMATUM EST; NA
+UMA. I believe the WRECKER ends well; if I know what a good
+yarn is, the last four chapters make a good yarn - but pretty
+horrible. THE BEACH OF FALESA I still think well of, but it
+seems it's immoral and there's a to-do, and financially it
+may prove a heavy disappointment. The plaintive request sent
+to me, to make the young folks married properly before 'that
+night,' I refused; you will see what would be left of the
+yarn, had I consented. This is a poison bad world for the
+romancer, this Anglo-Saxon world; I usually get out of it by
+not having any women in it at all; but when I remember I had
+the TREASURE OF FRANCHARD refused as unfit for a family
+magazine, I feel despair weigh upon my wrists.
+
+As I know you are always interested in novels, I must tell
+you that a new one is now entirely planned. It is to be
+called SOPHIA SCARLET, and is in two parts. Part I. The
+Vanilla Planter. Part II. The Overseers. No chapters, I
+think; just two dense blocks of narrative, the first of which
+is purely sentimental, but the second has some rows and
+quarrels, and winds up with an explosion, if you please! I
+am just burning to get at Sophia, but I MUST do this Samoan
+journalism - that's a cursed duty. The first part of Sophia,
+bar the first twenty or thirty pages, writes itself; the
+second is more difficult, involving a good many characters -
+about ten, I think - who have to be kept all moving, and give
+the effect of a society. I have three women to handle, out
+and well-away! but only Sophia is in full tone. Sophia and
+two men, Windermere, the Vanilla Planter, who dies at the end
+of Part I., and Rainsforth, who only appears in the beginning
+of Part II. The fact is, I blush to own it, but Sophia is a
+REGULAR NOVEL; heroine and hero, and false accusation, and
+love, and marriage, and all the rest of it - all planted in a
+big South Sea plantation run by ex-English officers - A LA
+Stewart's plantation in Tahiti. There is a strong
+undercurrent of labour trade, which gives it a kind of Uncle
+Tom flavour, ABSIT OMEN! The first start is hard; it is hard
+to avoid a little tedium here, but I think by beginning with
+the arrival of the three Miss Scarlets hot from school and
+society in England, I may manage to slide in the information.
+The problem is exactly a Balzac one, and I wish I had his
+fist - for I have already a better method - the kinetic,
+whereas he continually allowed himself to be led into the
+static. But then he had the fist, and the most I can hope is
+to get out of it with a modicum of grace and energy, but for
+sure without the strong impression, the full, dark brush.
+Three people have had it, the real creator's brush: Scott,
+see much of THE ANTIQUARY and THE HEART OF MIDLOTHIAN
+(especially all round the trial, before, during, and after) -
+Balzac - and Thackeray in VANITY FAIR. Everybody else either
+paints THIN, or has to stop to paint, or paints excitedly, so
+that you see the author skipping before his canvas. Here is
+a long way from poor Sophia Scarlet!
+
+This day is published
+SOPHIA SCARLET
+By
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+
+
+
+FEB. 1892.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This has been a busyish month for a sick
+man. First, Faauma - the bronze candlestick, whom otherwise
+I called my butler - bolted from the bed and bosom of
+Lafaele, the Archangel Hercules, prefect of the cattle.
+There was the deuce to pay, and Hercules was inconsolable,
+and immediately started out after a new wife, and has had one
+up on a visit, but says she has 'no conversation'; and I
+think he will take back the erring and possibly repentant
+candlestick; whom we all devoutly prefer, as she is not only
+highly decorative, but good-natured, and if she does little
+work makes no rows. I tell this lightly, but it really was a
+heavy business; many were accused of complicity, and Rafael
+was really very sorry. I had to hold beds of justice -
+literally - seated in my bed and surrounded by lying Samoans
+seated on the floor; and there were many picturesque and
+still inexplicable passages. It is hard to reach the truth
+in these islands.
+
+The next incident overlapped with this. S. and Fanny found
+three strange horses in the paddock: for long now the boys
+have been forbidden to leave their horses here one hour
+because our grass is over-grazed. S. came up with the news,
+and I saw I must now strike a blow. 'To the pound with the
+lot,' said I. He proposed taking the three himself, but I
+thought that too dangerous an experiment, said I should go
+too, and hurried into my boots so as to show decision taken,
+in the necessary interviews. They came of course - the
+interviews - and I explained what I was going to do at huge
+length, and stuck to my guns. I am glad to say the natives,
+with their usual (purely speculative) sense of justice highly
+approved the step after reflection. Meanwhile off went S.
+and I with the three CORPORA DELICTI; and a good job I went!
+Once, when our circus began to kick, we thought all was up;
+but we got them down all sound in wind and limb. I judged I
+was much fallen off from my Elliott forefathers, who managed
+this class of business with neatness and despatch. Half-way
+down it came on to rain tropic style, and I came back from my
+outing drenched liked a drowned man - I was literally blinded
+as I came back among these sheets of water; and the
+consequence was I was laid down with diarrhoea and
+threatenings of Samoa colic for the inside of another week.
+
+I have a confession to make. When I was sick I tried to get
+to work to finish that Samoa thing, wouldn't go; and at last,
+in the colic time, I slid off into DAVID BALFOUR, some 50
+pages of which are drafted, and like me well. Really I think
+it is spirited; and there's a heroine that (up to now) seems
+to have attractions: ABSIT OMEN! David, on the whole, seems
+excellent. Alan does not come in till the tenth chapter, and
+I am only at the eighth, so I don't know if I can find him
+again; but David is on his feet, and doing well, and very
+much in love, and mixed up with the Lord Advocate and the
+(untitled) Lord Lovat, and all manner of great folk. And the
+tale interferes with my eating and sleeping. The join is
+bad; I have not thought to strain too much for continuity; so
+this part be alive, I shall be content. But there's no doubt
+David seems to have changed his style, de'il ha'e him! And
+much I care, if the tale travel!
+
+
+FRIDAY, FEB. ?? 19TH?
+
+
+Two incidents to-day which I must narrate. After lunch, it
+was raining pitilessly; we were sitting in my mother's
+bedroom, and I was reading aloud Kinglake's Charge of the
+Light Brigade, and we had just been all seized by the horses
+aligning with Lord George Paget, when a figure appeared on
+the verandah; a little, slim, small figure of a lad, with
+blond (I.E. limed) hair, a propitiatory smile, and a nose
+that alone of all his features grew pale with anxiety. 'I
+come here stop,' was about the outside of his English; and I
+began at once to guess that he was a runaway labourer, and
+that the bush-knife in his hand was stolen. It proved he had
+a mate, who had lacked his courage, and was hidden down the
+road; they had both made up their minds to run away, and had
+'come here stop.' I could not turn out the poor rogues, one
+of whom showed me marks on his back, into the drenching
+forest; I could not reason with them, for they had not enough
+English, and not one of our boys spoke their tongue; so I
+bade them feed and sleep here to-night, and to-morrow I must
+do what the Lord shall bid me.
+
+Near dinner time, I was told that a friend of Lafaele's had
+found human remains in my bush. After dinner, a figure was
+seen skulking across towards the waterfall, which produced
+from the verandah a shout, in my most stentorian tones: 'O AI
+LE INGOA?' literally 'Who the name?' which serves here for
+'What's your business?' as well. It proved to be Lafaele's
+friend; I bade a kitchen boy, Lauilo, go with him to see the
+spot, for though it had ceased raining, the whole island ran
+and dripped. Lauilo was willing enough, but the friend of
+the archangel demurred; he had too much business; he had no
+time. 'All right,' I said, 'you too much frightened, I go
+along,' which of course produced the usual shout of delight
+from all those who did not require to go. I got into my
+Saranac snow boots. Lauilo got a cutlass; Mary Carter, our
+Sydney maid, joined the party for a lark, and off we set. I
+tell you our guide kept us moving; for the dusk fell swift.
+Our woods have an infamous reputation at the best, and our
+errand (to say the least of it) was grisly. At last 'they
+found the remains; they were old, which was all I cared to be
+sure of; it seemed a strangely small 'pickle-banes' to stand
+for a big, flourishing, buck-islander, and their situation in
+the darkening and dripping bush was melancholy. All at once,
+I found there was a second skull, with a bullet-hole I could
+have stuck my two thumbs in - say anybody else's one thumb.
+My Samoans said it could not be, there were not enough bones;
+I put the two pieces of skull together, and at last convinced
+them. Whereupon, in a flash, they found the not unromantic
+explanation. This poor brave had succeeded in the height of
+a Samoan warriors ambition; he had taken a head, which he was
+never destined to show to his applauding camp. Wounded
+himself, he had crept here into the bush to die with his
+useless trophy by his side. His date would be about fifteen
+years ago, in the great battle between Laupepa and Talavou,
+which took place on My Land, Sir. To-morrow we shall bury
+the bones and fire a salute in honour of unfortunate courage.
+
+Do you think I have an empty life? or that a man jogging to
+his club has so much to interest and amuse him? - touch and
+try him too, but that goes along with the others: no pain, no
+pleasure, is the iron law. So here I stop again, and leave,
+as I left yesterday, my political business untouched. And
+lo! here comes my pupil, I believe, so I stop in time.
+
+
+MARCH 2ND.
+
+
+Since I last wrote, fifteen chapters of DAVID BALFOUR have
+been drafted, and five TIRES AU CLAIR. I think it pretty
+good; there's a blooming maiden that costs anxiety - she is
+as virginal as billy; but David seems there and alive, and
+the Lord Advocate is good, and so I think is an episodic
+appearance of the Master of Lovat. In Chapter XVII. I shall
+get David abroad - Alan went already in Chapter XII. The
+book should be about the length of KIDNAPPED; this early part
+of it, about D.'s evidence in the Appin case, is more of a
+story than anything in KIDNAPPED, but there is no doubt there
+comes a break in the middle, and the tale is practically in
+two divisions. In the first James More and the M'Gregors,
+and Catriona, only show; in the second, the Appin case being
+disposed of, and James Stewart hung, they rule the roast and
+usurp the interest - should there be any left. Why did I
+take up DAVID BALFOUR? I don't know. A sudden passion.
+
+Monday, I went down in the rain with a colic to take the
+chair at a public meeting; dined with Haggard; sailed off to
+my meeting, and fought with wild beasts for three anxious
+hours. All was lost that any sensible man cared for, but the
+meeting did not break up - thanks a good deal to R. L. S. -
+and the man who opposed my election, and with whom I was all
+the time wrangling, proposed the vote of thanks to me with a
+certain handsomeness; I assure you I had earned it . . .
+Haggard and the great Abdul, his high-caste Indian servant,
+imported by my wife, were sitting up for me with supper, and
+I suppose it was twelve before I got to bed. Tuesday
+raining, my mother rode down, and we went to the Consulate to
+sign a Factory and Commission. Thence, I to the lawyers, to
+the printing office, and to the Mission. It was dinner time
+when I returned home.
+
+This morning, our cook-boy having suddenly left - injured
+feelings - the archangel was to cook breakfast. I found him
+lighting the fire before dawn; his eyes blazed, he had no
+word of any language left to use, and I saw in him (to my
+wonder) the strongest workings of gratified ambition.
+Napoleon was no more pleased to sign his first treaty with
+Austria than was Lafaele to cook that breakfast. All
+morning, when I had hoped to be at this letter, I slept like
+one drugged and you must take this (which is all I can give
+you) for what it is worth -
+
+
+D.B.
+
+MEMOIRS OF HIS ADVENTURES AT HOME AND ABROAD. THE SECOND
+PART; WHEREIN ARE SET FORTH THE MISFORTUNES IN WHICH HE WAS
+INVOLVED UPON THE APPIN MURDER; HIS TROUBLES WITH LORD
+ADVOCATE PRESTONGRANGE; CAPTIVITY ON THE BASS ROCK; JOURNEY
+INTO FRANCE AND HOLLAND; AND SINGULAR RELATIONS WITH JAMES
+MORE DRUMMOND OR MACGREGOR, A SON OF THE NOTORIOUS ROB ROY.
+
+
+
+Chapters. - I. A Beggar on Horseback. II. The Highland
+Writer. III. I go to Pilrig. IV. Lord Advocate
+Prestongrange. V. Butter and Thunder. VI. I make a fault in
+honour. VII. The Bravo. VIII. The Heather on Fire. IX. I
+begin to be haunted with a red-headed man. X. The Wood by
+Silvermills. XI. On the march again with Alan. XII. Gillane
+Sands. XIII. The Bass Rock. XIV. Black Andie's Tale of Tod
+Lapraik. XV. I go to Inveraray.
+
+That is it, as far as drafted. Chapters IV. V. VII. IX. and
+XIV. I am specially pleased with; the last being an
+episodical bogie story about the Bass Rock told there by the
+Keeper.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+
+
+
+MARCH 9TH.
+
+
+MY DEAR S. C., - Take it not amiss if this is a wretched
+letter. I am eaten up with business. Every day this week I
+have had some business impediment - I am even now waiting a
+deputation of chiefs about the road - and my precious morning
+was shattered by a polite old scourge of a FAIPULE -
+parliament man - come begging. All the time DAVID BALFOUR is
+skelping along. I began it the 13th of last month; I have
+now 12 chapters, 79 pages ready for press, or within an ace,
+and, by the time the month is out, one-half should be
+completed, and I'll be back at drafting the second half.
+What makes me sick is to think of Scott turning out GUY
+MANNERING in three weeks! What a pull of work: heavens, what
+thews and sinews! And here am I, my head spinning from
+having only re-written seven not very difficult pages - and
+not very good when done. Weakling generation. It makes me
+sick of myself, to make such a fash and bobbery over a rotten
+end of an old nursery yarn, not worth spitting on when done.
+Still, there is no doubt I turn out my work more easily than
+of yore, and I suppose I should be singly glad of that. And
+if I got my book done in six weeks, seeing it will be about
+half as long as a Scott, and I have to write everything
+twice, it would be about the same rate of industry. It is my
+fair intention to be done with it in three months, which
+would make me about one-half the man Sir Walter was for
+application and driving the dull pen. Of the merit we shall
+not talk; but I don't think Davie is WITHOUT merit.
+
+
+MARCH 12TH.
+
+
+And I have this day triumphantly finished 15 chapters, 100
+pages - being exactly one-half (as near as anybody can guess)
+of DAVID BALFOUR; the book to be about a fifth as long again
+(altogether) as TREASURE ISLAND: could I but do the second
+half in another month! But I can't, I fear; I shall have
+some belated material arriving by next mail, and must go
+again at the History. Is it not characteristic of my broken
+tenacity of mind, that I should have left Davie Balfour some
+five years in the British Linen Company's Office, and then
+follow him at last with such vivacity? But I leave you
+again; the last (15th) chapter ought to be re-wrote, or part
+of it, and I want the half completed in the month, and the
+month is out by midnight; though, to be sure, last month was
+February, and I might take grace. These notes are only to
+show I hold you in mind, though I know they can have no
+interest for man or God or animal.
+
+I should have told you about the Club. We have been asked to
+try and start a sort of weekly ball for the half-castes and
+natives, ourselves to be the only whites; and we consented,
+from a very heavy sense of duty, and with not much hope. Two
+nights ago we had twenty people up, received them in the
+front verandah, entertained them on cake and lemonade, and I
+made a speech - embodying our proposals, or conditions, if
+you like - for I suppose thirty minutes. No joke to speak to
+such an audience, but it is believed I was thoroughly
+intelligible. I took the plan of saying everything at least
+twice in a different form of words, so that if the one
+escaped my hearers, the other might be seized. One white man
+came with his wife, and was kept rigorously on the front
+verandah below! You see what a sea of troubles this is like
+to prove; but it is the only chance - and when it blows up,
+it must blow up! I have no more hope in anything than a dead
+frog; I go into everything with a composed despair, and don't
+mind - just as I always go to sea with the conviction I am to
+be drowned, and like it before all other pleasures. But you
+should have seen the return voyage, when nineteen horses had
+to be found in the dark, and nineteen bridles, all in a
+drench of rain, and the club, just constituted as such,
+sailed away in the wet, under a cloudy moon like a bad
+shilling, and to descend a road through the forest that was
+at that moment the image of a respectable mountain brook. My
+wife, who is president WITH POWER TO EXPEL, had to begin her
+functions. . . .
+
+
+25TH MARCH.
+
+
+Heaven knows what day it is, but I am ashamed, all the more
+as your letter from Bournemouth of all places - poor old
+Bournemouth! - is to hand, and contains a statement of
+pleasure in my letters which I wish I could have rewarded
+with a long one. What has gone on? A vast of affairs, of a
+mingled, strenuous, inconclusive, desultory character; much
+waste of time, much riding to and fro, and little transacted
+or at least peracted.
+
+Let me give you a review of the present state of our live
+stock. - Six boys in the bush; six souls about the house.
+Talolo, the cook, returns again to-day, after an absence
+which has cost me about twelve hours of riding, and I suppose
+eight hours' solemn sitting in council. 'I am sorry indeed
+for the Chief Justice of Samoa,' I said; 'it is more than I
+am fit for to be Chief Justice of Vailima.' - Lauilo is
+steward. Both these are excellent servants; we gave a
+luncheon party when we buried the Samoan bones, and I assure
+you all was in good style, yet we never interfered. The food
+was good, the wine and dishes went round as by mechanism. -
+Steward's assistant and washman Arrick, a New Hebridee black
+boy, hired from the German firm; not so ugly as most, but not
+pretty neither; not so dull as his sort are, but not quite a
+Crichton. When he came first, he ate so much of our good
+food that he got a prominent belly. Kitchen assistant, Tomas
+(Thomas in English), a Fiji man, very tall and handsome,
+moving like a marionette with sudden bounds, and rolling his
+eyes with sudden effort. - Washerwoman and precentor, Helen,
+Tomas's wife. This is our weak point; we are ashamed of
+Helen; the cook-house blushes for her; they murmur there at
+her presence. She seems all right; she is not a bad-looking,
+strapping wench, seems chaste, is industrious, has an
+excellent taste in hymns - you should have heard her read one
+aloud the other day, she marked the rhythm with so much
+gloating, dissenter sentiment. What is wrong, then? says
+you. Low in your ear - and don't let the papers get hold of
+it - she is of no family. None, they say; literally a common
+woman. Of course, we have out-islanders, who MAY be
+villeins; but we give them the benefit of the doubt, which is
+impossible with Helen of Vailima; our blot, our pitted speck.
+The pitted speck I have said is our precentor. It is always
+a woman who starts Samoan song; the men who sing second do
+not enter for a bar or two. Poor, dear Faauma, the unchaste,
+the extruded Eve of our Paradise, knew only two hymns; but
+Helen seems to know the whole repertory, and the morning
+prayers go far more lively in consequence. - Lafaele, provost
+of the cattle. The cattle are Jack, my horse, quite
+converted, my wife rides him now, and he is as steady as a
+doctor's cob; Tifaga Jack, a circus horse, my mother's
+piebald, bought from a passing circus; Belle's mare, now in
+childbed or next door, confound the slut! Musu - amusingly
+translated the other day 'don't want to,' literally cross,
+but always in the sense of stubbornness and resistance - my
+wife's little dark-brown mare, with a white star on her
+forehead, whom I have been riding of late to steady her - she
+has no vices, but is unused, skittish and uneasy, and wants a
+lot of attention and humouring; lastly (of saddle horses)
+Luna - not the Latin MOON, the Hawaiian OVERSEER, but it's
+pronounced the same - a pretty little mare too, but scarce at
+all broken, a bad bucker, and has to be ridden with a stock-
+whip and be brought back with her rump criss-crossed like a
+clan tartan; the two cart horses, now only used with pack-
+saddles; two cows, one in the straw (I trust) to-morrow, a
+third cow, the Jersey - whose milk and temper are alike
+subjects of admiration - she gives good exercise to the
+farming saunterer, and refreshes him on his return with
+cream; two calves, a bull, and a cow; God knows how many
+ducks and chickens, and for a wager not even God knows how
+many cats; twelve horses, seven horses, five kine: is not
+this Babylon the Great which I have builded? Call it
+SUBPRIORSFORD.
+
+Two nights ago the club had its first meeting; only twelve
+were present, but it went very well. I was not there, I had
+ridden down the night before after dinner on my endless
+business, took a cup of tea in the Mission like an ass, then
+took a cup of coffee like a fool at Haggard's, then fell into
+a discussion with the American Consul . . . I went to bed at
+Haggard's, came suddenly broad awake, and lay sleepless the
+live night. It fell chill, I had only a sheet, and had to
+make a light and range the house for a cover - I found one in
+the hall, a macintosh. So back to my sleepless bed, and to
+lie there till dawn. In the morning I had a longish ride to
+take in a day of a blinding, staggering sun, and got home by
+eleven, our luncheon hour, with my head rather swimmy; the
+only time I have FEARED the sun since I was in Samoa.
+However, I got no harm, but did not go to the club, lay off,
+lazied, played the pipe, and read - a novel by James Payn -
+sometimes quite interesting, and in one place really very
+funny with the quaint humour of the man. Much interested the
+other day. As I rode past a house, I saw where a Samoan had
+written a word on a board, and there was an A, perfectly
+formed, but upside down. You never saw such a thing in
+Europe; but it is as common as dirt in Polynesia. Men's
+names are tattooed on the forearm; it is common to find a
+subverted letter tattooed there. Here is a tempting problem
+for psychologists.
+
+I am now on terms again with the German Consulate, I know not
+for how long; not, of course, with the President, which I
+find a relief; still, with the Chief Justice and the English
+Consul. For Haggard, I have a genuine affection; he is a
+loveable man.
+
+Wearyful man! 'Here is the yarn of Loudon Dodd, NOT AS HE
+TOLD IT, BUT AS IT WAS AFTERWARDS WRITTEN.' These words were
+left out by some carelessness, and I think I have been thrice
+tackled about them. Grave them in your mind and wear them on
+your forehead.
+
+The Lang story will have very little about the treasure; THE
+MASTER will appear; and it is to a great extent a tale of
+Prince Charlie AFTER the '45, and a love story forbye: the
+hero is a melancholy exile, and marries a young woman who
+interests the prince, and there is the devil to pay. I think
+the Master kills him in a duel, but don't know yet, not
+having yet seen my second heroine. No - the Master doesn't
+kill him, they fight, he is wounded, and the Master plays
+DEUS EX MACHINA. I THINK just now of calling it THE TAIL OF
+THE RACE; no - heavens! I never saw till this moment - but
+of course nobody but myself would ever understand Mill-Race,
+they would think of a quarter-mile. So - I am nameless
+again. My melancholy young man is to be quite a Romeo. Yes,
+I'll name the book from him: DYCE OF YTHAN - pronounce
+Eethan.
+
+
+Dyce of Ythan
+by R. L. S.
+
+
+O, Shovel - Shovel waits his turn, he and his ancestors. I
+would have tackled him before, but my STATE TRIALS have never
+come. So that I have now quite planned:-
+
+
+Dyce of Ythan. (Historical, 1750.)
+Sophia Scarlet. (To-day.)
+The Shovels of Newton French. (Historical, 1650 to 1830.)
+
+And quite planned and part written:-
+
+The Pearl Fisher. (To-day.) (With Lloyd a machine.)
+David Balfour. (Historical, 1751.)
+
+And, by a strange exception for R. L. S., all in the third
+person except D. B.
+
+I don't know what day this is now (the 29th), but I have
+finished my two chapters, ninth and tenth, of SAMOA in time
+for the mail, and feel almost at peace. The tenth was the
+hurricane, a difficult problem; it so tempted one to be
+literary; and I feel sure the less of that there is in my
+little handbook, the more chance it has of some utility.
+Then the events are complicated, seven ships to tell of, and
+sometimes three of them together; O, it was quite a job. But
+I think I have my facts pretty correct, and for once, in my
+sickening yarn, they are handsome facts: creditable to all
+concerned; not to be written of - and I should think, scarce
+to be read - without a thrill. I doubt I have got no
+hurricane into it, the intricacies of the yarn absorbing me
+too much. But there - it's done somehow, and time presses
+hard on my heels. The book, with my best expedition, may
+come just too late to be of use. In which case I shall have
+made a handsome present of some months of my life for nothing
+and to nobody. Well, through Her the most ancient heavens
+are fresh and strong.
+
+
+30TH.
+
+
+After I had written you, I re-read my hurricane, which is
+very poor; the life of the journalist is hard, another couple
+of writings and I could make a good thing, I believe, and it
+must go as it is! But, of course, this book is not written
+for honour and glory, and the few who will read it may not
+know the difference. Very little time. I go down with the
+mail shortly, dine at the Chinese restaurant, and go to the
+club to dance with islandresses. Think of my going out once
+a week to dance.
+
+Politics are on the full job again, and we don't know what is
+to come next. I think the whole treaty RAJ seems quite
+played out! They have taken to bribing the FAIPULE men
+(parliament men) to stay in Mulinuu, we hear; but I have not
+yet sifted the rumour. I must say I shall be scarce
+surprised if it prove true; these rumours have the knack of
+being right. - Our weather this last month has been
+tremendously hot, not by the thermometer, which sticks at 86
+degrees, but to the sensation: no rain, no wind, and this the
+storm month. It looks ominous, and is certainly
+disagreeable.
+
+No time to finish,
+Yours ever,
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+
+
+
+MAY 1ST. 1892.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - As I rode down last night about six, I saw
+a sight I must try to tell you of. In front of me, right
+over the top of the forest into which I was descending was a
+vast cloud. The front of it accurately represented the
+somewhat rugged, long-nosed, and beetle-browed profile of a
+man, crowned by a huge Kalmuck cap; the flesh part was of a
+heavenly pink, the cap, the moustache, the eyebrows were of a
+bluish gray; to see this with its childish exactitude of
+design and colour, and hugeness of scale - it covered at
+least 25 degrees - held me spellbound. As I continued to
+gaze, the expression began to change; he had the exact air of
+closing one eye, dropping his jaw, and drawing down his nose;
+had the thing not been so imposing, I could have smiled; and
+then almost in a moment, a shoulder of leaden-coloured bank
+drove in front and blotted it. My attention spread to the
+rest of the cloud, and it was a thing to worship. It rose
+from the horizon, and its top was within thirty degrees of
+the zenith; the lower parts were like a glacier in shadow,
+varying from dark indigo to a clouded white in exquisite
+gradations. The sky behind, so far as I could see, was all
+of a blue already enriched and darkened by the night, for the
+hill had what lingered of the sunset. But the top of my
+Titanic cloud flamed in broad sunlight, with the most
+excellent softness and brightness of fire and jewels,
+enlightening all the world. It must have been far higher
+than Mount Everest, and its glory, as I gazed up at it out of
+the night, was beyond wonder. Close by rode the little
+crescent moon; and right over its western horn, a great
+planet of about equal lustre with itself. The dark woods
+below were shrill with that noisy business of the birds'
+evening worship. When I returned, after eight, the moon was
+near down; she seemed little brighter than before, but now
+that the cloud no longer played its part of a nocturnal sun,
+we could see that sight, so rare with us at home that it was
+counted a portent, so customary in the tropics, of the dark
+sphere with its little gilt band upon the belly. The planet
+had been setting faster, and was now below the crescent.
+They were still of an equal brightness.
+
+I could not resist trying to reproduce this in words, as a
+specimen of these incredibly beautiful and imposing meteors
+of the tropic sky that make so much of my pleasure here;
+though a ship's deck is the place to enjoy them. O what
+AWFUL scenery, from a ship's deck, in the tropics! People
+talk about the Alps, but the clouds of the trade wind are
+alone for sublimity.
+
+Now to try and tell you what has been happening. The state
+of these islands, and of Mataafa and Laupepa (Malietoa's
+AMBO) had been much on my mind. I went to the priests and
+sent a message to Mataafa, at a time when it was supposed he
+was about to act. He did not act, delaying in true native
+style, and I determined I should go to visit him. I have
+been very good not to go sooner; to live within a few miles
+of a rebel camp, to be a novelist, to have all my family
+forcing me to go, and to refrain all these months, counts for
+virtue. But hearing that several people had gone and the
+government done nothing to punish them, and having an errand
+there which was enough to justify myself in my own eyes, I
+half determined to go, and spoke of it with the half-caste
+priest. And here (confound it) up came Laupepa and his
+guards to call on me; we kept him to lunch, and the old
+gentleman was very good and amiable. He asked me why I had
+not been to see him? I reminded him a law had been made, and
+told him I was not a small boy to go and ask leave of the
+consuls, and perhaps be refused. He told me to pay no
+attention to the law but come when I would, and begged me to
+name a day to lunch. The next day (I think it was) early in
+the morning, a man appeared; he had metal buttons like a
+policeman - but he was none of our Apia force; he was a rebel
+policeman, and had been all night coming round inland through
+the forest from Malie. He brought a letter addressed
+
+I LAUA SUSUGA To his Excellency
+MISI MEA. Mr. Thingumbob.
+
+(So as not to compromise me). I can read Samoan now, though
+not speak it. It was to ask me for last Wednesday. My
+difficulty was great; I had no man here who was fit, or who
+would have cared to write for me; and I had to postpone the
+visit. So I gave up half-a-day with a groan, went down to
+the priests, arranged for Monday week to go to Malie, and
+named Thursday as my day to lunch with Laupepa. I was
+sharply ill on Wednesday, mail day. But on Thursday I had to
+trail down and go through the dreary business of a feast, in
+the King's wretched shanty, full in view of the President's
+fine new house; it made my heart burn.
+
+This gave me my chance to arrange a private interview with
+the King, and I decided to ask Mr. Whitmee, one of our
+missionaries, to be my interpreter. On Friday, being too
+much exhausted to go down, I begged him to come up. He did,
+I told him the heads of what I meant to say; and he not only
+consented, but said, if we got on well with the King, he
+would even proceed with me to Malie. Yesterday, in
+consequence, I rode down to W.'s house by eight in the
+morning; waited till ten; received a message that the King
+was stopped by a meeting with the President and FAIPULE; made
+another engagement for seven at night; came up; went down;
+waited till eight, and came away again, BREDOUILLE, and a
+dead body. The poor, weak, enslaved King had not dared to
+come to me even in secret. Now I have to-day for a rest, and
+to-morrow to Malie. Shall I be suffered to embark? It is
+very doubtful; they are on the trail. On Thursday, a
+policeman came up to me and began that a boy had been to see
+him, and said I was going to see Mataafa. - 'And what did
+you say?' said I. - 'I told him I did not know about where
+you were going,' said he. - 'A very good answer,' said I, and
+turned away. It is lashing rain to-day, but to-morrow, rain
+or shine, I must at least make the attempt; and I am so
+weary, and the weather looks so bad. I could half wish they
+would arrest me on the beach. All this bother and pother to
+try and bring a little chance of peace; all this opposition
+and obstinacy in people who remain here by the mere
+forbearance of Mataafa, who has a great force within six
+miles of their government buildings, which are indeed only
+the residences of white officials. To understand how I have
+been occupied, you must know that 'Misi Mea' has had another
+letter, and this time had to answer himself; think of doing
+so in a language so obscure to me, with the aid of a Bible,
+concordance and dictionary! What a wonderful Baboo
+compilation it must have been! I positively expected to hear
+news of its arrival in Malie by the sound of laughter. I
+doubt if you will be able to read this scrawl, but I have
+managed to scramble somehow up to date; and to-morrow, one
+way or another, should be interesting. But as for me, I am a
+wreck, as I have no doubt style and handwriting both testify.
+
+
+8 P.M.
+
+
+Wonderfully rested; feel almost fit for to-morrow's dreary
+excursion - not that it will be dreary if the weather favour,
+but otherwise it will be death; and a native feast, and I
+fear I am in for a big one, is a thing I loathe. I wonder if
+you can really conceive me as a politician in this extra-
+mundane sphere - presiding at public meetings, drafting
+proclamations, receiving mis-addressed letters that have been
+carried all night through tropical forests? It seems strange
+indeed, and to you, who know me really, must seem stranger.
+I do not say I am free from the itch of meddling, but God
+knows this is no tempting job to meddle in; I smile at
+picturesque circumstances like the Misi Mea (MONSIEUR CHOSE
+is the exact equivalent) correspondence, but the business as
+a whole bores and revolts me. I do nothing and say nothing;
+and then a day comes, and I say 'this can go on no longer.'
+
+
+9.30 P. M.
+
+
+The wretched native dilatoriness finds me out. News has just
+come that we must embark at six to-morrow; I have divided the
+night in watches, and hope to be called to-morrow at four and
+get under way by five. It is a great chance if it be
+managed; but I have given directions and lent my own clock to
+the boys, and hope the best. If I get called at four we
+shall do it nicely. Good-night; I must turn in.
+
+
+MAY 3RD.
+
+
+Well, we did get off by about 5.30, or, by'r lady! quarter of
+six: myself on Donald, the huge grey cart-horse, with a ship-
+bag across my saddle bow, Fanny on Musu and Belle on Jack.
+We were all feeling pretty tired and sick, and I looked like
+heaven knows what on the cart horse: 'death on the pale
+horse,' I suggested - and young Hunt the missionary, who met
+me to-day on the same charger, squinted up at my perch and
+remarked, 'There's a sweet little cherub that sits up aloft.'
+The boat was ready and we set off down the lagoon about
+seven, four oars, and Talolo, my cook, steering.
+
+
+MAY 9TH (MONDAY ANYWAY).
+
+
+And see what good resolutions came to! Here is all this time
+past, and no speed made. Well, we got to Malie and were
+received with the most friendly consideration by the rebel
+chief. Belle and Fanny were obviously thought to be my two
+wives; they were served their kava together, as were Mataafa
+and myself. Talolo utterly broke down as interpreter; long
+speeches were made to me by Mataafa and his orators, of which
+he could make nothing but they were 'very much surprised' -
+his way of pronouncing obliged - and as he could understand
+nothing that fell from me except the same form of words, the
+dialogue languished and all business had to be laid aside.
+We had kava, and then a dish of arrowroot; one end of the
+house was screened off for us with a fine tapa, and we lay
+and slept, the three of us heads and tails, upon the mats
+till dinner. After dinner his illegitimate majesty and
+myself had a walk, and talked as well as my twopenny Samoan
+would admit. Then there was a dance to amuse the ladies
+before the house, and we came back by moonlight, the sky
+piled full of high faint clouds that long preserved some of
+the radiance of the sunset. The lagoon was very shallow; we
+continually struck, for the moon was young and the light
+baffling; and for a long time we were accompanied by, and
+passed and re-passed, a huge whale-boat from Savaii, pulling
+perhaps twelve oars, and containing perhaps forty people who
+sang in time as they went So to the hotel, where we slept,
+and returned the next Tuesday morning on the three same
+steeds.
+
+Meanwhile my business was still untransacted. And on
+Saturday morning, I sent down and arranged with Charlie
+Taylor to go down that afternoon. I had scarce got the
+saddle bags fixed and had not yet mounted, when the rain
+began. But it was no use delaying now; off I went in a wild
+waterspout to Apia; found Charlie (Sale) Taylor - a
+sesquipedalian young half-caste - not yet ready, had a snack
+of bread and cheese at the hotel while waiting him, and then
+off to Malie. It rained all the way, seven miles; the road,
+which begins in triumph, dwindles down to a nasty, boggy,
+rocky footpath with weeds up to a horseman's knees; and there
+are eight pig fences to jump, nasty beastly jumps - the next
+morning we found one all messed with blood where a horse had
+come to grief - but my Jack is a clever fencer; and
+altogether we made good time, and got to Malie about dark.
+It is a village of very fine native houses, high, domed, oval
+buildings, open at the sides, or only closed with slatted
+Venetians. To be sure, Mataafa's is not the worst. It was
+already quite dark within, only a little fire of cocoa-shell
+blazed in the midst and showed us four servants; the chief
+was in his chapel, whence we heard the sound of chaunting.
+Presently he returned; Taylor and I had our soaking clothes
+changed, family worship was held, kava brewed, I was
+exhibited to the chiefs as a man who had ridden through all
+that rain and risked deportation to serve their master; they
+were bidden learn my face, and remember upon all occasions to
+help and serve me. Then dinner, and politics, and fine
+speeches until twelve at night - O, and some more kava - when
+I could sit up no longer; my usual bed-time is eight, you
+must remember. Then one end of the house was screened off
+for me alone, and a bed made - you never saw such a couch - I
+believe of nearly fifty (half at least) fine mats, by
+Mataafa's daughter, Kalala. Here I reposed alone; and on the
+other side of the tafa, Majesty and his household. Armed
+guards and a drummer patrolled about the house all night;
+they had no shift, poor devils; but stood to arms from sun-
+down to sun-up.
+
+About four in the morning, I was awakened by the sound of a
+whistle pipe blown outside on the dark, very softly and to a
+pleasing simple air; I really think I have hit the first
+phrase:
+
+[Fragment of music score which cannot be reproduced]
+
+It sounded very peaceful, sweet and strange in the dark; and
+I found this was a part of the routine of my rebel's night,
+and it was done (he said) to give good dreams. By a little
+before six, Taylor and I were in the saddle again fasting.
+My riding boots were so wet I could not get them on, so I
+must ride barefoot. The morning was fair but the roads very
+muddy, the weeds soaked us nearly to the waist, Sale was
+twice spilt at the fences, and we got to Apia a bedraggled
+enough pair. All the way along the coast, the pate (small
+wooden drum) was beating in the villages and the people
+crowding to the churches in their fine clothes. Thence
+through the mangrove swamp, among the black mud and the green
+mangroves, and the black and scarlet crabs, to Mulinuu, to
+the doctor's, where I had an errand, and so to the inn to
+breakfast about nine. After breakfast I rode home. Conceive
+such an outing, remember the pallid brute that lived in
+Skerryvore like a weevil in a biscuit, and receive the
+intelligence that I was rather the better for my journey.
+Twenty miles ride, sixteen fences taken, ten of the miles in
+a drenching rain, seven of them fasting and in the morning
+chill, and six stricken hours' political discussions by an
+interpreter; to say nothing of sleeping in a native house, at
+which many of our excellent literati would look askance of
+itself.
+
+You are to understand: if I take all this bother, it is not
+only from a sense of duty, or a love of meddling - damn the
+phrase, take your choice - but from a great affection for
+Mataafa. He is a beautiful, sweet old fellow, and he and I
+grew quite fulsome on Saturday night about our sentiments. I
+had a messenger from him to-day with a flannel undershirt
+which I had left behind like a gibbering idiot; and
+perpetrated in reply another baboo letter. It rains again
+to-day without mercy; blessed, welcome rains, making up for
+the paucity of the late wet season; and when the showers
+slacken, I can hear my stream roaring in the hollow, and tell
+myself that the cacaos are drinking deep. I am desperately
+hunted to finish my Samoa book before the mail goes; this
+last chapter is equally delicate and necessary. The prayers
+of the congregation are requested. Eheu! and it will be
+ended before this letter leaves and printed in the States ere
+you can read this scribble. The first dinner gong has
+sounded; JE VOUS SALUE, MONSIEUR ET CHER CONFRERE. TOFA,
+SOIFUA! Sleep! long life! as our Samoan salutation of
+farewell runs.
+
+
+FRIDAY, MAY 13TH.
+
+
+Well, the last chapter, by far the most difficult and
+ungrateful, is well under way, I have been from six to seven
+hours upon it daily since I last wrote; and that is all I
+have done forbye working at Samoan rather hard, and going
+down on Wednesday evening to the club. I make some progress
+now at the language; I am teaching Belle, which clears and
+exercises myself. I am particularly taken with the FINESSE
+of the pronouns. The pronouns are all dual and plural and
+the first person, both in the dual and plural, has a special
+exclusive and inclusive form. You can conceive what fine
+effects of precision and distinction can be reached in
+certain cases. Take Ruth, i. VV. 8 to 13, and imagine how
+those pronouns come in; it is exquisitely elegant, and makes
+the mouth of the LITTERATEUR to water. I am going to
+exercitate my pupil over those verses to-day for pronoun
+practice.
+
+
+TUESDAY.
+
+
+Yesterday came yours. Well, well, if the dears prefer a
+week, why, I'll give them ten days, but the real document,
+from which I have scarcely varied, ran for one night. I
+think you seem scarcely fair to Wiltshire, who had surely,
+under his beast-ignorant ways, right noble qualities. And I
+think perhaps you scarce do justice to the fact that this is
+a place of realism A OUTRANCE; nothing extenuated or
+coloured. Looked at so, is it not, with all its tragic
+features, wonderfully idyllic, with great beauty of scene and
+circumstance? And will you please to observe that almost all
+that is ugly is in the whites? I'll apologise for Papa
+Randal if you like; but if I told you the whole truth - for I
+did extenuate there! - and he seemed to me essential as a
+figure, and essential as a pawn in the game, Wiltshire's
+disgust for him being one of the small, efficient motives in
+the story. Now it would have taken a fairish dose to disgust
+Wiltshire. - Again, the idea of publishing the Beach
+substantively is dropped - at once, both on account of
+expostulation, and because it measured shorter than I had
+expected. And it was only taken up, when the proposed
+volume, BEACH DE MAR, petered out. It petered out thus: the
+chief of the short stories got sucked into SOPHIA SCARLET -
+and Sophia is a book I am much taken with, and mean to get
+to, as soon as - but not before - I have done DAVID BALFOUR
+and THE YOUNG CHEVALIER. So you see you are like to hear no
+more of the Pacific or the nineteenth century for a while.
+THE YOUNG CHEVALIER is a story of sentiment and passion,
+which I mean to write a little differently from what I have
+been doing - if I can hit the key; rather more of a
+sentimental tremolo to it. It may thus help to prepare me
+for SOPHIA, which is to contain three ladies, and a kind of a
+love affair between the heroine and a dying planter who is a
+poet! large orders for R. L. S.
+
+O the German taboo is quite over; no soul attempts to support
+the C. J. or the President, they are past hope; the whites
+have just refused their taxes - I mean the council has
+refused to call for them, and if the council consented,
+nobody would pay; 'tis a farce, and the curtain is going to
+fall briefly. Consequently in my History, I say as little as
+may be of the two dwindling stars. Poor devils! I liked the
+one, and the other has a little wife, now lying in! There
+was no man born with so little animosity as I. When I heard
+the C. J. was in low spirits and never left his house, I
+could scarce refrain from going to him.
+
+It was a fine feeling to have finished the History; there
+ought to be a future state to reward that grind! It's not
+literature, you know; only journalism, and pedantic
+journalism. I had but the one desire, to get the thing as
+right as might be, and avoid false concords - even if that!
+And it was more than there was time for. However, there it
+is: done. And if Samoa turns up again my book has to be
+counted with, being the only narrative extant. Milton and I
+- if you kindly excuse the juxtaposition - harnessed
+ourselves to strange waggons, and I at least will be found to
+have plodded very soberly with my load. There is not even a
+good sentence in it, but perhaps - I don't know - it may be
+found an honest, clear volume.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+Never got a word set down, and continues on Thursday 19th
+May, his own marriage day as ever was. News; yes. The C. J.
+came up to call on us! After five months' cessation on my
+side, and a decidedly painful interchange of letters, I could
+not go down - could not - to see him. My three ladies
+received him, however; he was very agreeable as usual, but
+refused wine, beer, water, lemonade, chocolate and at last a
+cigarette. Then my wife asked him, 'So you refuse to break
+bread?' and he waved his hands amiably in answer. All my
+three ladies received the same impression that he had serious
+matters in his mind: now we hear he is quite cock-a-hoop
+since the mail came, and going about as before his troubles
+darkened. But what did he want with me? 'Tis thought he had
+received a despatch - and that he misreads it (so we fully
+believe) to the effect that they are to have war ships at
+command and can make their little war after all. If it be
+so, and they do it, it will be the meanest wanton slaughter
+of poor men for the salaries of two white failures. But what
+was his errand with me? Perhaps to warn me that unless I
+behave he now hopes to be able to pack me off in the CURACOA
+when she comes.
+
+I have celebrated my holiday from SAMOA by a plunge at the
+beginning of THE YOUNG CHEVALIER. I am afraid my touch is a
+little broad in a love story; I can't mean one thing and
+write another. As for women, I am no more in any fear of
+them; I can do a sort all right; age makes me less afraid of
+a petticoat, but I am a little in fear of grossness.
+However, this David Balfour's love affair, that's all right -
+might be read out to a mothers' meeting - or a daughters'
+meeting. The difficulty in a love yarn, which dwells at all
+on love, is the dwelling on one string; it is manifold, I
+grant, but the root fact is there unchanged, and the
+sentiment being very intense, and already very much handled
+in letters, positively calls for a little pawing and gracing.
+With a writer of my prosaic literalness and pertinency of
+point of view, this all shoves toward grossness - positively
+even towards the far more damnable CLOSENESS. This has kept
+me off the sentiment hitherto, and now I am to try: Lord! Of
+course Meredith can do it, and so could Shakespeare; but with
+all my romance, I am a realist and a prosaist, and a most
+fanatical lover of plain physical sensations plainly and
+expressly rendered; hence my perils. To do love in the same
+spirit as I did (for instance) D. Balfour's fatigue in the
+heather; my dear sir, there were grossness - ready made! And
+hence, how to sugar? However, I have nearly done with Marie-
+Madeleine, and am in good hopes of Marie-Salome, the real
+heroine; the other is only a prologuial heroine to introduce
+the hero.
+
+
+FRIDAY.
+
+
+Anyway, the first prologuial episode is done, and Fanny likes
+it. There are only four characters; Francis Blair of Balmile
+(Jacobite Lord Gladsmuir) my hero; the Master of Ballantrae;
+Paradon, a wine-seller of Avignon; Marie-Madeleine his wife.
+These two last I am now done with, and I think they are
+successful, and I hope I have Balmile on his feet; and the
+style seems to be found. It is a little charged and violent;
+sins on the side of violence; but I think will carry the
+tale. I think it is a good idea so to introduce my hero,
+being made love to by an episodic woman. This queer tale - I
+mean queer for me - has taken a great hold upon me. Where
+the devil shall I go next? This is simply the tale of a COUP
+DE TETE of a young man and a young woman; with a nearly,
+perhaps a wholly, tragic sequel, which I desire to make
+thinkable right through, and sensible; to make the reader, as
+far as I shall be able, eat and drink and breathe it. Marie-
+Salome des Saintes-Maries is, I think, the heroine's name;
+she has got to BE yet: SURSUM CORDA! So has the young
+Chevalier, whom I have not yet touched, and who comes next in
+order. Characters: Balmile, or Lord Gladsmuir, COMME VOUS
+VOULEZ; Prince Charlie; Earl Marischal; Master of Ballantrae;
+and a spy, and Dr. Archie Campbell, and a few nondescripts;
+then, of women, Marie-Salome and Flora Blair; seven at the
+outside; really four full lengths, and I suppose a half-dozen
+episodic profiles. How I must bore you with these
+ineptitudes! Have patience. I am going to bed; it is (of
+all hours) eleven. I have been forced in (since I began to
+write to you) to blatter to Fanny on the subject of my
+heroine, there being two CRUCES as to her life and history:
+how came she alone? and how far did she go with the
+Chevalier? The second must answer itself when I get near
+enough to see. The first is a back-breaker. Yet I know
+there are many reasons why a FILLE DE FAMINE, romantic,
+adventurous, ambitious, innocent of the world, might run from
+her home in these days; might she not have been threatened
+with a convent? might there not be some Huguenot business
+mixed in? Here am I, far from books; if you can help me with
+a suggestion, I shall say God bless you. She has to be new
+run away from a strict family, well-justified in her own wild
+but honest eyes, and meeting these three men, Charles Edward,
+Marischal, and Balmile, through the accident of a fire at an
+inn. She must not run from a marriage, I think; it would
+bring her in the wrong frame of mind. Once I can get her,
+SOLA, on the highway, all were well with my narrative.
+Perpend. And help if you can.
+
+Lafaele, long (I hope) familiar to you, has this day received
+the visit of his SON from Tonga; and the SON proves to be a
+very pretty, attractive young daughter! I gave all the boys
+kava in honour of her arrival; along with a lean, side-
+whiskered Tongan, dimly supposed to be Lafaele's step-father;
+and they have been having a good time; in the end of my
+verandah, I hear Simi, my present incapable steward, talking
+Tongan with the nondescript papa. Simi, our out-door boy,
+burst a succession of blood-vessels over our work, and I had
+to make a position for the wreck of one of the noblest
+figures of a man I ever saw. I believe I may have mentioned
+the other day how I had to put my horse to the trot, the
+canter and (at last) the gallop to run him down. In a
+photograph I hope to send you (perhaps with this) you will
+see Simi standing in the verandah in profile. As a steward,
+one of his chief points is to break crystal; he is great on
+fracture - what do I say? - explosion! He cleans a glass,
+and the shards scatter like a comet's bowels.
+
+N.B. - If I should by any chance be deported, the first of
+the rules hung up for that occasion is to communicate with
+you by telegraph. - Mind, I do not fear it, but it IS
+possible.
+
+
+MONDAY 25TH.
+
+
+We have had a devil of a morning of upset and bustle; the
+bronze candlestick Faauma has returned to the family, in time
+to take her position of stepmamma, and it is pretty to see
+how the child is at once at home, and all her terrors ended.
+
+
+27TH. MAIL DAY.
+
+
+And I don't know that I have much to report. I may have to
+leave for Malie as soon as these mail packets are made up.
+'Tis a necessity (if it be one) I rather deplore. I think I
+should have liked to lazy; but I daresay all it means is the
+delay of a day or so in harking back to David Balfour; that
+respectable youth chides at being left (where he is now) in
+Glasgow with the Lord Advocate, and after five years in the
+British Linen, who shall blame him? I was all forenoon
+yesterday down in Apia,' dictating, and Lloyd type-writing,
+the conclusion of SAMOA; and then at home correcting till the
+dinner bell; and in the evening again till eleven of the
+clock. This morning I have made up most of my packets, and I
+think my mail is all ready but two more, and the tag of this.
+I would never deny (as D. B might say) that I was rather
+tired of it. But I have a damned good dose of the devil in
+my pipe-stem atomy; I have had my little holiday outing in my
+kick at THE YOUNG CHEVALIER, and I guess I can settle to
+DAVID BALFOUR to-morrow or Friday like a little man. I
+wonder if any one had ever more energy upon so little
+strength? - I know there is a frost, the Samoa book can only
+increase that - I can't help it, that book is not written for
+me but for Miss Manners; but I mean to break that frost
+inside two years, and pull off a big success, and Vanity
+whispers in my ear that I have the strength. If I haven't,
+whistle ower the lave o't! I can do without glory and
+perhaps the time is not far off when I can do without corn.
+It is a time coming soon enough, anyway; and I have endured
+some two and forty years without public shame, and had a good
+time as I did it. If only I could secure a violent death,
+what a fine success! I wish to die in my boots; no more Land
+of Counterpane for me. To be drowned, to be shot, to be
+thrown from a horse - ay, to be hanged, rather than pass
+again through that slow dissolution.
+
+I fancy this gloomy ramble is caused by a twinge of age; I
+put on an under-shirt yesterday (it was the only one I could
+find) that barely came under my trousers; and just below it,
+a fine healthy rheumatism has now settled like a fire in my
+hip. From such small causes do these valuable considerations
+flow!
+
+I shall now say adieu, dear Sir, having ten rugged miles
+before me and the horrors of a native feast and parliament
+without an interpreter, for to-day I go alone.
+
+Yours ever,
+R. L S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+
+
+
+SUNDAY, 29TH MAY.
+
+
+HOW am I to overtake events? On Wednesday, as soon as my
+mail was finished, I had a wild whirl to look forward to.
+Immediately after dinner, Belle, Lloyd and I, set out on
+horseback, they to the club, I to Haggard's, thence to the
+hotel where I had supper ready for them. All next day we
+hung round Apia with our whole house-crowd in Sunday array,
+hoping for the mail steamer with a menagerie on board. No
+such luck; the ship delayed; and at last, about three, I had
+to send them home again, a failure of a day's pleasuring that
+does not bear to be discussed. Lloyd was so sickened that he
+returned the same night to Vailima, Belle and I held on, sat
+most of the evening on the hotel verandah stricken silly with
+fatigue and disappointment, and genuine sorrow for our poor
+boys and girls, and got to bed with rather dismal
+appreciations of the morrow.
+
+These were more than justified, and yet I never had a jollier
+day than Friday 27th. By 7.30 Belle and I had breakfast; we
+had scarce done before my mother was at the door on
+horseback, and a boy at her heels to take her not very
+dashing charger home again. By 8.10 we were all on the
+landing pier, and it was 9.20 before we had got away in a
+boat with two inches of green wood on the keel of her, no
+rudder, no mast, no sail, no boat flag, two defective
+rowlocks, two wretched apologies for oars, and two boys - one
+a Tongan half-caste, one a white lad, son of the Tonga
+schoolmaster, and a sailor lad - to pull us. All this was
+our first taste of the tender mercies of Taylor (the
+sesquipidalian half-caste introduced two letters back, I
+believe). We had scarce got round Mulinuu when Sale Taylor's
+heart misgave him; he thought we had missed the tide; called
+a halt, and set off ashore to find canoes. Two were found;
+in one my mother and I were embarked with the two biscuit
+tins (my present to the feast), and the bag with our dry
+clothes, on which my mother was perched - and her cap was on
+the top of it - feminine hearts please sympathise; all under
+the guidance of Sale. In the other Belle and our guest;
+Tauilo, a chief-woman, the mother of my cook, were to have
+followed. And the boys were to have been left with the boat.
+But Tauilo refused. And the four, Belle, Tauilo, Frank the
+sailor-boy, and Jimmie the Tongan half-caste, set off in the
+boat across that rapidly shoaling bay of the lagoon.
+
+How long the next scene lasted, I could never tell. Sale was
+always trying to steal away with our canoe and leave the
+other four, probably for six hours, in an empty, leaky boat,
+without so much as an orange or a cocoanut on board, and
+under the direct rays of the sun. I had at last to stop him
+by taking the spare paddle off the out-rigger and sticking it
+in the ground - depth, perhaps two feet - width of the bay,
+say three miles. At last I bid him land me and my mother and
+go back for the other ladies. 'The coast is so rugged,' said
+Sale. - 'What?' I said, 'all these villages and no landing
+place?' - 'Such is the nature of Samoans,' said he. Well,
+I'll find a landing-place, I thought; and presently I said,
+'Now we are going to land there.' - 'We can but try,' said
+the bland Sale, with resignation. Never saw a better
+landing-place in my life. Here the boat joined us. My
+mother and Sale continued in the canoe alone, and Belle and I
+and Tauilo set off on foot for Malie. Tauilo was about the
+size of both of us put together and a piece over; she used us
+like a mouse with children. I had started barefoot; Belle
+had soon to pull off her gala shoes and stockings; the mud
+was as deep as to our knees, and so slippery that (moving, as
+we did, in Indian file, between dense scratching tufts of
+sensitive) Belle and I had to take hands to support each
+other, and Tauilo was steadying Belle from the rear. You can
+conceive we were got up to kill, Belle in an embroidered
+white dress and white hat, I in a suit of Bedford cords hot
+from the Sydney tailors; and conceive us, below, ink-black to
+the knees with adhesive clay, and above, streaming with heat.
+I suppose it was better than three miles, but at last we made
+the end of Malie. I asked if we could find no water to wash
+our feet; and our nursemaid guided us to a pool. We sat down
+on the pool side, and our nursemaid washed our feet and legs
+for us - ladies first, I suppose out of a sudden respect to
+the insane European fancies: such a luxury as you can scarce
+imagine. I felt a new man after it. But before we got to
+the King's house we were sadly muddied once more. It was 1
+P.M. when we arrived, the canoe having beaten us by about
+five minutes, so we made fair time over our bog-holes.
+
+But the war dances were over, and we came in time to see only
+the tail end (some two hours) of the food presentation. In
+Mataafa's house three chairs were set for us covered with
+fine mats. Of course, a native house without the blinds down
+is like a verandah. All the green in front was surrounded
+with sheds, some of flapping canvas, some of green palm
+boughs, where (in three sides of a huge oblong) the natives
+sat by villages in a fine glow of many-hued array. There
+were folks in tapa, and folks in patchwork; there was every
+colour of the rainbow in a spot or a cluster; there were men
+with their heads gilded with powdered sandal-wood, others
+with heads all purple, stuck full of the petals of a flower.
+In the midst there was a growing field of outspread food,
+gradually covering acres; the gifts were brought in, now by
+chanting deputations, now by carriers in a file; they were
+brandished aloft and declaimed over, with polite sacramental
+exaggerations, by the official receiver. He, a stalwart,
+well-oiled quadragenarian, shone with sweat from his
+exertions, brandishing cooked pigs. At intervals, from one
+of the squatted villages, an orator would arise. The field
+was almost beyond the reach of any human speaking voice; the
+proceedings besides continued in the midst; yet it was
+possible to catch snatches of this elaborate and cut-and-dry
+oratory - it was possible for me, for instance, to catch the
+description of my gift and myself as the ALII TUSITALA, O LE
+ALII O MALO TETELE - the chief White Information, the chief
+of the great Governments. Gay designation? In the house, in
+our three curule chairs, we sat and looked on. On our left a
+little group of the family. In front of us, at our feet, an
+ancient Talking-man, crowned with green leaves, his profile
+almost exactly Dante's; Popo his name. He had worshipped
+idols in his youth; he had been full grown before the first
+missionary came hither from Tahiti; this makes him over
+eighty. Near by him sat his son and colleague. In the group
+on our left, his little grandchild sat with her legs crossed
+and her hands turned, the model already (at some three years
+old) of Samoan etiquette. Still further off to our right,
+Mataafa sat on the ground through all the business; and still
+I saw his lips moving, and the beads of his rosary slip
+stealthily through his hand. We had kava, and the King's
+drinking was hailed by the Popos (father and son) with a
+singular ululation, perfectly new to my ears; it means, to
+the expert, 'Long live Tuiatua'; to the inexpert, is a mere
+voice of barbarous wolves. We had dinner, retired a bit
+behind the central pillar of the house; and, when the King
+was done eating, the ululation was repeated. I had my eyes
+on Mataafa's face, and I saw pride and gratified ambition
+spring to life there and be instantly sucked in again. It
+was the first time, since the difference with Laupepa, that
+Popo and his son had openly joined him, and given him the due
+cry as Tuiatua - one of the eight royal names of the islands,
+as I hope you will know before this reaches you.
+
+Not long after we had dined, the food-bringing was over. The
+gifts (carefully noted and tallied as they came in) were now
+announced by a humorous orator, who convulsed the audience,
+introducing singing notes, now on the name of the article,
+now on the number; six thousand odd heads of taro, three
+hundred and nineteen cooked pigs; and one thing that
+particularly caught me (by good luck), a single turtle 'for
+the King' - LE TASI MO LE TUPU. Then came one of the
+strangest sights I have yet witnessed. The two most
+important persons there (bar Mataafa) were Popo and his son.
+They rose, holding their long shod rods of talking men,
+passed forth from the house, broke into a strange dance, the
+father capering with outstretched arms and rod, the son
+crouching and gambolling beside him in a manner
+indescribable, and presently began to extend the circle of
+this dance among the acres of cooked food. WHATEVER THEY
+LEAPED OVER, WHATEVER THEY CALLED FOR, BECAME THEIRS. To see
+mediaeval Dante thus demean himself struck a kind of a chill
+of incongruity into our Philistine souls; but even in a great
+part of the Samoan concourse, these antique and (I
+understand) quite local manners awoke laughter. One of my
+biscuit tins and a live calf were among the spoils he
+claimed, but the large majority of the cooked food (having
+once proved his dignity) he re-presented to the King.
+
+Then came the turn of LE ALII TUSITALA. He would not dance,
+but he was given - five live hens, four gourds of oil, four
+fine tapas, a hundred heads of taro, two cooked pigs, a
+cooked shark, two or three cocoanut branches strung with
+kava, and the turtle, who soon after breathed his last, I
+believe, from sunstroke. It was a royal present for 'the
+chief of the great powers.' I should say the gifts were, on
+the proper signal, dragged out of the field of food by a
+troop of young men, all with their lava-lavas kilted almost
+into a loin-cloth. The art is to swoop on the food-field,
+pick up with unerring swiftness the right things and
+quantities, swoop forth again on the open, and separate,
+leaving the gifts in a new pile: so you may see a covey of
+birds in a corn-field. This reminds me of a very inhumane
+but beautiful passage I had forgotten in its place. The
+gift-giving was still in full swing, when there came a troop
+of some ninety men all in tafa lava-lavas of a purplish
+colour; they paused, and of a sudden there went up from them
+high into the air a flight of live chickens, which, as they
+came down again, were sent again into the air, for perhaps a
+minute, from the midst of a singular turmoil of flying arms
+and shouting voices; I assure you, it was very beautiful to
+see, but how many chickens were killed?
+
+No sooner was my food set out than I was to be going. I had
+a little serious talk with Mataafa on the floor, and we went
+down to the boat, where we got our food aboard, such a cargo
+- like the Swiss Family Robinson, we said. However, a squall
+began, Tauilo refused to let us go, and we came back to the
+house for half-an-hour or so, when my ladies distinguished
+themselves by walking through a Fono (council), my mother
+actually taking up a position between Mataafa and Popo! It
+was about five when we started - turtle, pigs, taro, etc., my
+mother, Belle, myself, Tauilo, a portly friend of hers with
+the voice of an angel, and a pronunciation so delicate and
+true that you could follow Samoan as she sang, and the two
+tired boys Frank and Jimmie, with the two bad oars and the
+two slippery rowlocks to impel the whole. Sale Taylor took
+the canoe and a strong Samoan to paddle him. Presently after
+he went inshore, and passed us a little after, with his arms
+folded, and TWO strong Samoans impelling him Apia-ward. This
+was too much for Belle, who hailed, taunted him, and made him
+return to the boat with one of the Samoans, setting Jimmie
+instead in the canoe. Then began our torment, Sale and the
+Samoan took the oars, sat on the same thwart (where they
+could get no swing on the boat had they tried), and
+deliberately ladled at the lagoon. We lay enchanted. Night
+fell; there was a light visible on shore; it did not move.
+The two women sang, Belle joining them in the hymns she has
+learned at family worship. Then a squall came up; we sat a
+while in roaring midnight under rivers of rain, and, when it
+blew by, there was the light again, immovable. A second
+squall followed, one of the worst I was ever out in; we could
+scarce catch our breath in the cold, dashing deluge. When it
+went, we were so cold that the water in the bottom of the
+boat (which I was then baling) seemed like a warm footbath in
+comparison, and Belle and I, who were still barefoot, were
+quite restored by laving in it.
+
+All this time I had kept my temper, and refrained as far as
+might be from any interference, for I saw (in our friend's
+mulish humour) he always contrived to twist it to our
+disadvantage. But now came the acute point. Young Frank now
+took an oar. He was a little fellow, near as frail as
+myself, and very short; if he weighed nine stone, it was the
+outside; but his blood was up. He took stroke, moved the big
+Samoan forward to bow, and set to work to pull him round in
+fine style. Instantly a kind of race competition - almost
+race hatred - sprang up. We jeered the Samoan. Sale
+declared it was the trim of the boat: 'if this lady was aft'
+(Tauilo's portly friend) 'he would row round Frank.' We
+insisted on her coming aft, and Frank still rowed round the
+Samoan. When the Samoan caught a crab (the thing was
+continual with these wretched oars and rowlocks), we shouted
+and jeered; when Frank caught one, Sale and the Samoan jeered
+and yelled. But anyway the boat moved, and presently we got
+up with Mulinuu, where I finally lost my temper, when I found
+that Sale proposed to go ashore and make a visit - in fact,
+we all three did. It is not worth while going into, but I
+must give you one snatch of the subsequent conversation as we
+pulled round Apia bay. 'This Samoan,' said Sale, 'received
+seven German bullets in the field of Fangalii.' 'I am
+delighted to hear it,' said Belle. 'His brother was killed
+there,' pursued Sale; and Belle, prompt as an echo, 'Then
+there are no more of the family? how delightful!' Sale was
+sufficiently surprised to change the subject; he began to
+praise Frank's rowing with insufferable condescension: 'But
+it is after all not to be wondered at,' said he, 'because he
+has been for some time a sailor. My good man, is it three or
+five years that you have been to sea?' And Frank, in a
+defiant shout: 'Two!' Whereupon, so high did the ill-feeling
+run, that we three clapped and applauded and shouted, so that
+the President (whose house we were then passing) doubtless
+started at the sounds. It was nine when we got to the hotel;
+at first no food was to be found, but we skirmished up some
+bread and cheese and beer and brandy; and (having changed our
+wet clothes for the rather less wet in our bags) supped on
+the verandah.
+
+SATURDAY 28TH. I was wakened about 6.30, long past my usual
+hour, by a benevolent passer-by. My turtle lay on the
+verandah at my door, and the man woke me to tell me it was
+dead, as it had been when we put it on board the day before.
+All morning I ran the gauntlet of men and women coming up to
+me: 'Mr. Stevenson, your turtle is dead.' I gave half of it
+to the hotel keeper, so that his cook should cut it up; and
+we got a damaged shell, and two splendid meals, beefsteak one
+day and soup the next. The horses came for us about 9.30.
+It was waterspouting; we were drenched before we got out of
+the town; the road was a fine going Highland trout stream; it
+thundered deep and frequent, and my mother's horse would not
+better on a walk. At last she took pity on us, and very
+nobly proposed that Belle and I should ride ahead. We were
+mighty glad to do so, for we were cold. Presently, I said I
+should ride back for my mother, but it thundered again, Belle
+is afraid of thunder, and I decided to see her through the
+forest before I returned for my other hen - I may say, my
+other wet hen. About the middle of the wood, where it is
+roughest and steepest, we met three pack-horses with barrels
+of lime-juice. I piloted Belle past these - it is not very
+easy in such a road - and then passed them again myself, to
+pilot my mother. This effected, it began to thunder again,
+so I rode on hard after Belle. When I caught up with her,
+she was singing Samoan hymns to support her terrors! We were
+all back, changed, and at table by lunch time, 11 A.M. Nor
+have any of us been the worse for it sinsyne. That is pretty
+good for a woman of my mother's age and an invalid of my
+standing; above all, as Tauilo was laid up with a bad cold,
+probably increased by rage.
+
+
+FRIDAY, 3RD JUNE.
+
+
+On Wednesday the club could not be held, and I must ride down
+town and to and fro all afternoon delivering messages, then
+dined and rode up by the young moon. I had plenty news when
+I got back; there is great talk in town of my deportation: it
+is thought they have written home to Downing Street
+requesting my removal, which leaves me not much alarmed; what
+I do rather expect is that H. J. Moors and I may be haled up
+before the C. J. to stand a trial for LESE-Majesty. Well,
+we'll try and live it through.
+
+The rest of my history since Monday has been unadulterated
+DAVID BALFOUR. In season and out of season, night and day,
+David and his innocent harem - let me be just, he never has
+more than the two - are on my mind. Think of David Balfour
+with a pair of fair ladies - very nice ones too - hanging
+round him. I really believe David is as a good character as
+anybody has a right to ask for in a novel. I have finished
+drafting Chapter XX. to-day, and feel it all ready to froth
+when the spigot is turned.
+
+O I forgot - and do forget. What did I mean? A waft of
+cloud has fallen on my mind, and I will write no more.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY, I BELIEVE, 8TH JUNE.
+
+
+Lots of David, and lots of David, and the devil any other
+news. Yesterday we were startled by great guns firing a
+salute, and to-day Whitmee (missionary) rode up to lunch, and
+we learned it was the CURACOA come in, the ship (according to
+rumour) in which I was to be deported. I went down to meet
+my fate, and the captain is to dine with me Saturday, so I
+guess I am not going this voyage. Even with the
+particularity with which I write to you, how much of my life
+goes unexpressed; my troubles with a madman by the name of -,
+a genuine living lunatic, I believe, and jolly dangerous; my
+troubles about poor -, all these have dropped out; yet for
+moments they were very instant, and one of them is always
+present with me.
+
+I have finished copying Chapter XXI. of David - 'SOLUS CUM
+SOLA; we travel together.' Chapter XXII., 'SOLUS CUM SOLA;
+we keep house together,' is already drafted. To the end of
+XXI. makes more than 150 pages of my manuscript - damn this
+hair - and I only designed the book to run to about 200; but
+when you introduce the female sect, a book does run away with
+you. I am very curious to see what you will think of my two
+girls. My own opinion is quite clear; I am in love with
+both. I foresee a few pleasant years of spiritual
+flirtations. The creator (if I may name myself, for the sake
+of argument, by such a name) is essentially unfaithful. For
+the duration of the two chapters in which I dealt with Miss
+Grant, I totally forgot my heroine, and even - but this is a
+flat secret - tried to win away David. I think I must try
+some day to marry Miss Grant. I'm blest if I don't think
+I've got that hair out! which seems triumph enough; so I
+conclude.
+
+
+TUESDAY.
+
+
+Your infinitesimal correspondence has reached me, and I have
+the honour to refer to it with scorn. It contains only one
+statement of conceivable interest, that your health is
+better; the rest is null, and so far as disquisitory unsound.
+I am all right, but David Balfour is ailing; this came from
+my visit to the man-of-war, where I had a cup of tea, and the
+most of that night walked the verandah with extraordinary
+convictions of guilt and ruin, many of which (but not all)
+proved to have fled with the day, taking David along with
+them; he R.I.P. in Chapter XXII.
+
+On Saturday I went down to the town, and fetched up Captain
+Gibson to dinner; Sunday I was all day at Samoa, and had a
+pile of visitors. Yesterday got my mail, including your
+despicable sheet; was fooled with a visit from the high chief
+Asi, went down at 4 P.M. to my Samoan lesson from Whitmee - I
+think I shall learn from him, he does not fool me with
+cockshot rules that are demolished next day, but professes
+ignorance like a man; the truth is, the grammar has still to
+be expiscated - dined with Haggard, and got home about nine.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+The excellent Clarke up here almost all day yesterday, a man
+I esteem and like to the soles of his boots; I prefer him to
+anyone in Samoa, and to most people in the world; a real good
+missionary, with the inestimable advantage of having grown up
+a layman. Pity they all can't get that! It recalls my old
+proposal, which delighted Lady Taylor so much, that every
+divinity student should be thirty years old at least before
+he was admitted. Boys switched out of college into a pulpit,
+what chance have they? That any should do well amazes me,
+and the most are just what was to be expected.
+
+
+SATURDAY.
+
+
+I must tell you of our feast. It was long promised to the
+boys, and came off yesterday in one of their new houses. My
+good Simele arrived from Savaii that morning asking for
+political advice; then we had Tauilo; Elena's father, a
+talking man of Tauilo's family; Talolo's cousin; and a boy of
+Simele's family, who attended on his dignity; then Metu, the
+meat-man - you have never heard of him, but he is a great
+person in our household - brought a lady and a boy - and
+there was another infant - eight guests in all. And we sat
+down thirty strong. You should have seen our procession,
+going (about two o'clock), all in our best clothes, to the
+hall of feasting! All in our Sunday's best. The new house
+had been hurriedly finished; the rafters decorated with
+flowers; the floor spread, native style, with green leaves;
+we had given a big porker, twenty-five pounds of fresh beef,
+a tin of biscuit, cocoanuts, etc. Our places were all
+arranged with much care; the native ladies of the house
+facing our party; the sides filled up by the men; the guests,
+please observe: the two chief people, male and female, were
+placed with our family, the rest between S. and the native
+ladies. After the feast was over, we had kava, and the
+calling of the kava was a very elaborate affair, and I
+thought had like to have made Simele very angry; he is really
+a considerable chief, but he and Tauilo were not called till
+after all our family, AND THE GUESTS, I suppose the principle
+being that he was still regarded as one of the household. I
+forgot to say that our black boy did not turn up when the
+feast was ready. Off went the two cooks, found him,
+decorated him with huge red hibiscus flowers - he was in a
+very dirty under shirt - brought him back between them like a
+reluctant maid, and, thrust him into a place between Faauma
+and Elena, where he was petted and ministered to. When his
+turn came in the kava drinking - and you may be sure, in
+their contemptuous, affectionate kindness for him, as for a
+good dog, it came rather earlier than it ought - he was cried
+under a new name. ALEKI is what they make of his own name
+Arrick; but instead of
+
+{ the cup of }
+{'le ipu o }
+
+Aleki!' it was called 'le ipu o VAILIMA' and it was explained
+that he had 'taken his chief-name'! a jest at which the
+plantation still laughs. Kava done, I made a little speech,
+Henry translating. If I had been well, I should have alluded
+to all, but I was scarce able to sit up; so only alluded to
+my guest of all this month, the Tongan, Tomas, and to Simele,
+partly for the jest of making him translate compliments to
+himself. The talking man replied with many handsome
+compliments to me, in the usual flood of Samoan fluent
+neatness; and we left them to an afternoon of singing and
+dancing. Must stop now, as my right hand is very bad again.
+I am trying to write with my left.
+
+
+SUNDAY.
+
+
+About half-past eight last night, I had gone to my own room,
+Fanny and Lloyd were in Fanny's, every one else in bed, only
+two boys on the premises - the two little brown boys Mitaiele
+(Michael), age I suppose 11 or 12, and the new steward, a
+Wallis islander, speaking no English and about fifty words of
+Samoan, recently promoted from the bush work, and a most
+good, anxious, timid lad of 15 or 16 - looks like 17 or 18,
+of course - they grow fast here. In comes Mitaiele to Lloyd,
+and told some rigmarole about Paatalise (the steward's name)
+wanting to go and see his family in the bush. - 'But he has
+no family in the bush,' said Lloyd. 'No,' said Mitaiele.
+They went to the boy's bed (they sleep in the walled-in
+compartment of the verandah, once my dressing-room) and
+called at once for me. He lay like one asleep, talking in
+drowsy tones but without excitement, and at times 'cheeping'
+like a frightened mouse; he was quite cool to the touch, and
+his pulse not fast; his breathing seemed wholly ventral; the
+bust still, the belly moving strongly. Presently he got from
+his bed, and ran for the door, with his head down not three
+feet from the floor and his body all on a stretch forward,
+like a striking snake: I say 'ran,' but this strange movement
+was not swift. Lloyd and I mastered him and got him back in
+bed. Soon there was another and more desperate attempt to
+escape, in which Lloyd had his ring broken. Then we bound
+him to the bed humanely with sheets, ropes, boards and
+pillows. He lay there and sometimes talked, sometimes
+whispered, sometimes wept like an angry child; his principal
+word was 'Faamolemole' - 'Please' - and he kept telling us at
+intervals that his family were calling him. During this
+interval, by the special grace of God, my boys came home; we
+had already called in Arrick, the black boy; now we had that
+Hercules, Lafaele, and a man Savea, who comes from
+Paatalise's own island and can alone communicate with him
+freely. Lloyd went to bed, I took the first watch, and sat
+in my room reading, while Lafaele and Arrick watched the
+madman. Suddenly Arrick called me; I ran into the verandah;
+there was Paatalise free of all his bonds and Lafaele holding
+him. To tell what followed is impossible. We were five
+people at him - Lafaele and Savea, very strong men, Lloyd, I
+and Arrick, and the struggle lasted until 1 A.M. before we
+had him bound. One detail for a specimen: Lloyd and I had
+charge of one leg, we were both sitting on it, and lo! we
+were both tossed into the air - I, I daresay, a couple of
+feet. At last we had him spread-eagled to the iron bedstead,
+by his wrists and ankles, with matted rope; a most inhumane
+business, but what could we do? it was all we could do to
+manage it even so. The strength of the paroxysms had been
+steadily increasing, and we trembled for the next. And now I
+come to pure Rider Haggard. Lafaele announced that the boy
+was very bad, and he would get 'some medicine' which was a
+family secret of his own. Some leaves were brought
+mysteriously in; chewed, placed on the boy's eyes, dropped in
+his ears (see Hamlet) and stuck up his nostrils; as he did
+this, the weird doctor partly smothered the patient with his
+hand; and by about 2 A.M. he was in a deep sleep, and from
+that time he showed no symptom of dementia whatever. The
+medicine (says Lafaele) is principally used for the wholesale
+slaughter of families; he himself feared last night that his
+dose was fatal; only one other person, on this island, knows
+the secret; and she, Lafaele darkly whispers, has abused it.
+This remarkable tree we must try to identify.
+
+The man-of-war doctor came up to-day, gave us a strait-
+waistcoat, taught us to bandage, examined the boy and saw he
+was apparently well - he insisted on doing his work all
+morning, poor lad, and when he first came down kissed all the
+family at breakfast! The Doctor was greatly excited, as may
+be supposed, about Lafaele's medicine.
+
+
+TUESDAY.
+
+
+All yesterday writing my mail by the hand of Belle, to save
+my wrist. This is a great invention, to which I shall stick,
+if it can be managed. We had some alarm about Paatalise, but
+he slept well all night for a benediction. This lunatic
+asylum exercise has no attractions for any of us.
+
+I don't know if I remembered to say how much pleased I was
+with ACROSS THE PLAINS in every way, inside and out, and you
+and me. The critics seem to taste it, too, as well as could
+be hoped, and I believe it will continue to bring me in a few
+shillings a year for a while. But such books pay only
+indirectly.
+
+To understand the full horror of the mad scene, and how well
+my boys behaved, remember that THEY BELIEVED P.'S RAVINGS,
+they KNEW that his dead family, thirty strong, crowded the
+front verandah and called on him to come to the other world.
+They KNEW that his dead brother had met him that afternoon in
+the bush and struck him on both temples. And remember! we
+are fighting the dead, and they had to go out again in the
+black night, which is the dead man's empire. Yet last
+evening, when I thought P. was going to repeat the
+performance, I sent down for Lafaele, who had leave of
+absence, and he and his wife came up about eight o'clock with
+a lighted brand. These are the things for which I have to
+forgive my old cattle-man his manifold shortcomings; they are
+heroic - so are the shortcomings, to be sure.
+
+It came over me the other day suddenly that this diary of
+mine to you would make good pickings after I am dead, and a
+man could make some kind of a book out of it without much
+trouble. So, for God's sake, don't lose them, and they will
+prove a piece of provision for my 'poor old family,' as
+Simele calls it.
+
+About my coming to Europe, I get more and more doubtful, and
+rather incline to Ceylon again as place of meeting. I am so
+absurdly well here in the tropics, that it seems like
+affectation. Yet remember I have never once stood Sydney.
+Anyway, I shall have the money for it all ahead, before I
+think of such a thing.
+
+We had a bowl of Punch on your birthday, which my incredible
+mother somehow knew and remembered.
+
+I sometimes sit and yearn for anything in the nature of an
+income that would come in - mine has all got to be gone and
+fished for with the immortal mind of man. What I want is the
+income that really comes in of itself while all you have to
+do is just to blossom and exist and sit on chairs. Think how
+beautiful it would be not to have to mind the critics, and
+not even the darkest of the crowd - Sidney Colvin. I should
+probably amuse myself with works that would make your hair
+curl, if you had any left.
+
+
+R. L S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+
+
+
+SATURDAY, 2ND JULY 1892.
+
+
+THE character of my handwriting is explained, alas! by
+scrivener's cramp. This also explains how long I have let
+the paper lie plain.
+
+
+1 P. M.
+
+
+I was busy copying David Balfour with my left hand - a most
+laborious task - Fanny was down at the native house
+superintending the floor, Lloyd down in Apia, and Belle in
+her own house cleaning, when I heard the latter calling on my
+name. I ran out on the verandah; and there on the lawn
+beheld my crazy boy with an axe in his hand and dressed out
+in green ferns, dancing. I ran downstairs and found all my
+house boys on the back verandah, watching him through the
+dining-room. I asked what it meant? - 'Dance belong his
+place,' they said. - 'I think this no time to dance,' said I.
+'Has he done his work?' - 'No,' they told me, 'away bush all
+morning.' But there they all stayed on the back verandah. I
+went on alone through the dining-room, and bade him stop. He
+did so, shouldered the axe, and began to walk away; but I
+called him back, walked up to him, and took the axe out of
+his unresisting hands. The boy is in all things so good,
+that I can scarce say I was afraid; only I felt it had to be
+stopped ere he could work himself up by dancing to some
+craziness. Our house boys protested they were not afraid;
+all I know is they were all watching him round the back door
+and did not follow me till I had the axe. As for the out
+boys, who were working with Fanny in the native house, they
+thought it a very bad business, and made no secret of their
+fears.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY, 6TH.
+
+
+I have no account to give of my stewardship these days, and
+there's a day more to account for than mere arithmetic would
+tell you. For we have had two Monday Fourths, to bring us at
+last on the right side of the meridian, having hitherto been
+an exception in the world and kept our private date.
+Business has filled my hours sans intermission.
+
+
+TUESDAY, 12TH
+
+
+I am doing no work and my mind is in abeyance. Fanny and
+Belle are sewing-machining in the next room; I have been
+pulling down their hair, and Fanny has been kicking me, and
+now I am driven out. Austin I have been chasing about the
+verandah; now he has gone to his lessons, and I make believe
+to write to you in despair. But there is nothing in my mind;
+I swim in mere vacancy, my head is like a rotten nut; I shall
+soon have to begin to work again or I shall carry away some
+part of the machinery. I have got your insufficient letter,
+for which I scorn to thank you. I have had no review by
+Gosse, none by Birrell; another time if I have a letter in
+the TIMES, you might send me the text as well; also please
+send me a cricket bat and a cake, and when I come home for
+the holidays, I should like to have a pony.
+
+I am, sir, your obedient servant,
+
+JACOB TONSON.
+
+
+P.S. I am quite well; I hope you are quite well. The world
+is too much with us, and my mother bids me bind my hair and
+lace my bodice blue.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This is Friday night, the (I believe) 18th
+or 20th August or September. I shall probably regret to-
+morrow having written you with my own hand like the Apostle
+Paul. But I am alone over here in the workman's house, where
+I and Belle and Lloyd and Austin are pigging; the rest are at
+cards in the main residence. I have not joined them because
+'belly belong me' has been kicking up, and I have just taken
+15 drops of laudanum.
+
+On Tuesday, the party set out - self in white cap, velvet
+coat, cords and yellow half boots, Belle in a white kind of
+suit and white cap to match mine, Lloyd in white clothes and
+long yellow boots and a straw hat, Graham in khakis and
+gaiters, Henry (my old overseer) in blue coat and black kilt,
+and the great Lafaele with a big ship-bag on his saddle-bow.
+We left the mail at the P. O., had lunch at the hotel, and
+about 1.50 set out westward to the place of tryst. This was
+by a little shrunken brook in a deep channel of mud on the
+far side of which, in a thicket of low trees, all full of
+moths of shadow and butterflies of sun, we lay down to await
+her ladyship. Whiskey and water, then a sketch of the
+encampment for which we all posed to Belle, passed off the
+time until 3.30. Then I could hold on no longer. 30 minutes
+late. Had the secret oozed out? Were they arrested? I got
+my horse, crossed the brook again, and rode hard back to the
+Vaea cross roads, whence I was aware of white clothes
+glancing in the other long straight radius of the quadrant.
+I turned at once to return to the place of tryst; but D.
+overtook me, and almost bore me down, shouting 'Ride, ride!'
+like a hero in a ballad. Lady Margaret and he were only come
+to shew the place; they returned, and the rest of our party,
+reinforced by Captain Leigh and Lady Jersey, set on for
+Malie. The delay was due to D.'s infinite precautions,
+leading them up lanes, by back ways, and then down again to
+the beach road a hundred yards further on.
+
+It was agreed that Lady Jersey existed no more; she was now
+my cousin Amelia Balfour. That relative and I headed the
+march; she is a charming woman, all of us like her extremely
+after trial on this somewhat rude and absurd excursion. And
+we Amelia'd or Miss Balfour'd her with great but intermittent
+fidelity. When we came to the last village, I sent Henry on
+ahead to warn the King of our approach and amend his
+discretion, if that might be. As he left I heard the
+villagers asking WHICH WAS THE GREAT LADY? And a little
+further, at the borders of Malie itself, we found the guard
+making a music of bugles and conches. Then I knew the game
+was up and the secret out. A considerable guard of honour,
+mostly children, accompanied us; but, for our good fortune,
+we had been looked for earlier, and the crowd was gone.
+
+Dinner at the King's; he asked me to say grace, I could think
+of none - never could; Graham suggested BENEDICTUS BENEDICAT,
+at which I leaped. We were nearly done, when old Popo
+inflicted the Atua howl (of which you have heard already)
+right at Lady Jersey's shoulder. She started in fine style.
+- 'There,' I said, 'we have been giving you a chapter of
+Scott, but this goes beyond the Waverley Novels.' After
+dinner, kava. Lady J. was served before me, and the King
+DRANK LAST; it was the least formal kava I ever saw in that
+house, - no names called, no show of ceremony. All my ladies
+are well trained, and when Belle drained her bowl, the King
+was pleased to clap his hands. Then he and I must retire for
+our private interview, to another house. He gave me his own
+staff and made me pass before him; and in the interview,
+which was long and delicate, he twice called me AFIOGA. Ah,
+that leaves you cold, but I am Samoan enough to have been
+moved. SUSUGA is my accepted rank; to be called AFIOGA -
+Heavens! what an advance - and it leaves Europe cold. But it
+staggered my Henry. The first time it was complicated 'lana
+susuga MA lana afioga - his excellency AND his majesty' - the
+next time plain Majesty. Henry then begged to interrupt the
+interview and tell who he was - he is a small family chief in
+Sawaii, not very small - 'I do not wish the King,' says he,
+'to think me a boy from Apia.' On our return to the palace,
+we separated. I had asked for the ladies to sleep alone -
+that was understood; but that Tusitala - his afioga Tusitala
+- should go out with the other young men, and not sleep with
+the highborn females of his family - was a doctrine received
+with difficulty. Lloyd and I had one screen, Graham and
+Leigh another, and we slept well.
+
+In the morning I was first abroad before dawn; not very long,
+already there was a stir of birds. A little after, I heard
+singing from the King's chapel - exceeding good - and went
+across in the hour when the east is yellow and the morning
+bank is breaking up, to hear it nearer. All about the
+chapel, the guards were posted, and all saluted Tusitala. I
+could not refrain from smiling: 'So there is a place too,' I
+thought, 'where sentinels salute me.' Mine has been a queer
+life.
+
+[Drawing in book reproduced here in characters...]
+
+ y2
+ X X X
+ H X
+ G X
+ F X
+ E The X
+D i Kava X
+A X
+ B X
+ C X
+ T X
+ X X
+ W
+
+Breakfast was rather a protracted business. And that was
+scarce over when we were called to the great house (now
+finished - recall your earlier letters) to see a royal kava.
+This function is of rare use; I know grown Samoans who have
+never witnessed it. It is, besides, as you are to hear, a
+piece of prehistoric history, crystallised in figures, and
+the facts largely forgotten; an acted hieroglyph. The house
+is really splendid; in the rafters in the midst, two carved
+and coloured model birds are posted; the only thing of the
+sort I have ever remarked in Samoa, the Samoans being literal
+observers of the second commandment. At one side of the egg
+our party sat. a=Mataafa, b=Lady J., c=Belle, d=Tusitala,
+e=Graham, f=Lloyd, g=Captain Leigh, h=Henry, i=Popo. The x's
+round are the high chiefs, each man in his historical
+position. One side of the house is set apart for the King
+alone; we were allowed there as his guests and Henry as our
+interpreter. It was a huge trial to the lad, when a speech
+was made to me which he must translate, and I made a speech
+in answer which he had to orate, full-breathed, to that big
+circle; he blushed through his dark skin, but looked and
+acted like a gentleman and a young fellow of sense; then the
+kava came to the King; he poured one drop in libation, drank
+another, and flung the remainder outside the house behind
+him. Next came the turn of the old shapeless stone marked T.
+It stands for one of the King's titles, Tamasoalii; Mataafa
+is Tamasoalii this day, but cannot drink for it; and the
+stone must first be washed with water, and then have the bowl
+emptied on it. Then - the order I cannot recall - came the
+turn of y and z, two orators of the name of Malietoa; the
+first took his kava down plain, like an ordinary man; the
+second must be packed to bed under a big sheet of tapa, and
+be massaged by anxious assistants and rise on his elbow
+groaning to drink his cup. W., a great hereditary war man,
+came next; five times the cup-bearers marched up and down the
+house and passed the cup on, five times it was filled and the
+General's name and titles heralded at the bowl, and five
+times he refused it (after examination) as too small. It is
+said this commemorates a time when Malietoa at the head of
+his army suffered much for want of supplies. Then this same
+military gentleman must DRINK five cups, one from each of the
+great names: all which took a precious long time. He acted
+very well, haughtily and in a society tone OUTLINING THE
+part. The difference was marked when he subsequently made a
+speech in his own character as a plain God-fearing chief. A
+few more high chiefs, then Tusitala; one more, and then Lady
+Jersey; one more, and then Captain Leigh, and so on with the
+rest of our party - Henry of course excepted. You see in
+public, Lady Jersey followed me - just so far was the secret
+kept.
+
+Then we came home; Belle, Graham and Lloyd to the Chinaman's,
+I with Lady Jersey, to lunch; so severally home. Thursday I
+have forgotten: Saturday, I began again on Davie; on Sunday,
+the Jersey party came up to call and carried me to dinner.
+As I came out, to ride home, the search-lights of the CURACOA
+were lightening on the horizon from many miles away, and next
+morning she came in. Tuesday was huge fun: a reception at
+Haggard's. All our party dined there; Lloyd and I, in the
+absence of Haggard and Leigh, had to play aide-de-camp and
+host for about twenty minutes, and I presented the population
+of Apia at random but (luck helping) without one mistake.
+Wednesday we had two middies to lunch. Thursday we had Eeles
+and Hoskyn (lieutenant and doctor - very, very nice fellows -
+simple, good and not the least dull) to dinner. Saturday,
+Graham and I lunched on board; Graham, Belle, Lloyd dined at
+the G.'s; and Austin and the WHOLE of our servants went with
+them to an evening entertainment; the more bold returning by
+lantern-light. Yesterday, Sunday, Belle and I were off by
+about half past eight, left our horses at a public house, and
+went on board the CURACOA in the wardroom skiff; were
+entertained in the wardroom; thence on deck to the service,
+which was a great treat; three fiddles and a harmonium and
+excellent choir, and the great ship's company joining: on
+shore in Haggard's big boat to lunch with the party. Thence
+all together to Vailima, where we read aloud a Ouida Romance
+we have been secretly writing; in which Haggard was the hero,
+and each one of the authors had to draw a portrait of him or
+herself in a Ouida light. Leigh, Lady J., Fanny, R.L.S.,
+Belle and Graham were the authors.
+
+In the midst of this gay life, I have finally recopied two
+chapters, and drafted for the first time three of Davie
+Balfour. But it is not a life that would continue to suit
+me, and if I have not continued to write to you, you will
+scarce wonder. And to-day we all go down again to dinner,
+and to-morrow they all come up to lunch! The world is too
+much with us. But it now nears an end, to-day already the
+CURACOA has sailed; and on Saturday or Sunday Lady Jersey
+will follow them in the mail steamer. I am sending you a
+wire by her hands as far as Sydney, that is to say either you
+or Cassell, about FALESA: I will not allow it to be called
+UMA in book form, that is not the logical name of the story.
+Nor can I have the marriage contract omitted; and the thing
+is full of misprints abominable. In the picture, Uma is rot;
+so is the old man and the negro; but Wiltshire is splendid,
+and Case will do. It seems badly illuminated, but this may
+be printing. How have I seen this first number? Not through
+your attention, guilty one! Lady Jersey had it, and only
+mentioned it yesterday.
+
+I ought to say how much we all like the Jersey party. My boy
+Henry was enraptured with the manners of the TAWAITAI SILI
+(chief lady). Among our other occupations, I did a bit of a
+supposed epic describing our tryst at the ford of the
+Gasegase; and Belle and I made a little book of caricatures
+and verses about incidents on the visit.
+
+
+TUESDAY.
+
+
+The wild round of gaiety continues. After I had written to
+you yesterday, the brain being wholly extinct, I played
+piquet all morning with Graham. After lunch down to call on
+the U.S. Consul, hurt in a steeple-chase; thence back to the
+new girls' school which Lady J. was to open, and where my
+ladies met me. Lady J. is really an orator, with a voice of
+gold; the rest of us played our unremarked parts;
+missionaries, Haggard, myself, a Samoan chief, holding forth
+in turn; myself with (at least) a golden brevity. Thence,
+Fanny, Belle, and I to town, to our billiard room in
+Haggard's back garden, where we found Lloyd and where Graham
+joined us. The three men first dressed, with the ladies in a
+corner; and then, to leave them a free field, we went off to
+Haggard and Leigh's quarters, where - after all to dinner,
+where our two parties, a brother of Colonel Kitchener's, a
+passing globe-trotter, and Clarke the missionary. A very gay
+evening, with all sorts of chaff and mirth, and a moonlit
+ride home, and to bed before 12.30. And now to-day, we have
+the Jersey-Haggard troupe to lunch, and I must pass the
+morning dressing ship.
+
+
+THURSDAY, SEPT. 1ST.
+
+
+I sit to write to you now, 7.15, all the world in bed except
+myself, accounted for, and Belle and Graham, down at
+Haggard's at dinner. Not a leaf is stirring here; but the
+moon overhead (now of a good bigness) is obscured and partly
+revealed in a whirling covey of thin storm-clouds. By Jove,
+it blows above.
+
+From 8 till 11.15 on Tuesday, I dressed ship, and in
+particular cleaned crystal, my specially. About 11.30 the
+guests began to arrive before I was dressed, and between
+while I had written a parody for Lloyd to sing. Yesterday,
+Wednesday, I had to start out about 3 for town, had a long
+interview with the head of the German Firm about some work in
+my new house, got over to Lloyd's billiard-room about six, on
+the way whither I met Fanny and Belle coming down with one
+Kitchener, a brother of the Colonel's. Dined in the
+billiard-room, discovered we had forgot to order oatmeal;
+whereupon, in the moonlit evening, I set forth in my tropical
+array, mess jacket and such, to get the oatmeal, and meet a
+young fellow C. - and not a bad young fellow either, only an
+idiot - as drunk as Croesus. He wept with me, he wept for
+me; he talked like a bad character in an impudently bad
+farce; I could have laughed aloud to hear, and could make you
+laugh by repeating, but laughter was not uppermost.
+
+This morning at about seven, I set off after the lost sheep.
+I could have no horse; all that could be mounted - we have
+one girth-sore and one dead-lame in the establishment - were
+due at a picnic about 10.30. The morning was very wet, and I
+set off barefoot, with my trousers over my knees, and a
+macintosh. Presently I had to take a side path in the bush;
+missed it; came forth in a great oblong patch of taro
+solemnly surrounded by forest - no soul, no sign, no sound -
+and as I stood there at a loss, suddenly between the showers
+out broke the note of a harmonium and a woman's voice singing
+an air that I know very well, but have (as usual) forgot the
+name of. 'Twas from a great way off, but seemed to fill the
+world. It was strongly romantic, and gave me a point which
+brought me, by all sorts of forest wading, to an open space
+of palms. These were of all ages, but mostly at that age
+when the branches arch from the ground level, range
+themselves, with leaves exquisitely green. The whole
+interspace was overgrown with convolvulus, purple, yellow and
+white, often as deep as to my waist, in which I floundered
+aimlessly. The very mountain was invisible from here. The
+rain came and went; now in sunlit April showers, now with the
+proper tramp and rattle of the tropics. All this while I met
+no sight or sound of man, except the voice which was now
+silent, and a damned pig-fence that headed me off at every
+corner. Do you know barbed wire? Think of a fence of it on
+rotten posts, and you barefoot. But I crossed it at last
+with my heart in my mouth and no harm done. Thence at last
+to C's.: no C. Next place I came to was in the zone of
+woods. They offered me a buggy and set a black boy to wash
+my legs and feet. 'Washum legs belong that fellow white-man'
+was the command. So at last I ran down my son of a gun in
+the hotel, sober, and with no story to tell; penitent, I
+think. Home, by buggy and my poor feet, up three miles of
+root, boulder, gravel and liquid mud, slipping back at every
+step.
+
+
+SUNDAY, SEPT. 4TH.
+
+
+Hope you will be able to read a word of the last, no joke
+writing by a bad lantern with a groggy hand and your glasses
+mislaid. Not that the hand is not better, as you see by the
+absence of the amanuensis hitherto. Mail came Friday, and a
+communication from yourself much more decent than usual, for
+which I thank you. Glad the WRECKER should so hum; but Lord,
+what fools these mortals be!
+
+So far yesterday, the citation being wrung from me by
+remembrance of many reviews. I have now received all FALESA,
+and my admiration for that tale rises; I believe it is in
+some ways my best work; I am pretty sure, at least, I have
+never done anything better than Wiltshire.
+
+
+MONDAY, 13TH SEPTEMBER 1892.
+
+
+On Wednesday the Spinsters of Apia gave a ball to a select
+crowd. Fanny, Belle, Lloyd and I rode down, met Haggard by
+the way and joined company with him. Dinner with Haggard,
+and thence to the ball. The Chief Justice appeared; it was
+immediately remarked, and whispered from one to another, that
+he and I had the only red sashes in the room, - and they were
+both of the hue of blood, sir, blood. He shook hands with
+myself and all the members of my family. Then the cream
+came, and I found myself in the same set of a quadrille with
+his honour. We dance here in Apia a most fearful and
+wonderful quadrille, I don't know where the devil they fished
+it from; but it is rackety and prancing and embraceatory
+beyond words; perhaps it is best defined in Haggard's
+expression of a gambado. When I and my great enemy found
+ourselves involved in this gambol, and crossing hands, and
+kicking up, and being embraced almost in common by large and
+quite respectable females, we - or I - tried to preserve some
+rags of dignity, but not for long. The deuce of it is that,
+personally, I love this man; his eye speaks to me, I am
+pleased in his society. We exchanged a glance, and then a
+grin; the man took me in his confidence; and through the
+remainder of that prance we pranced for each other. Hard to
+imagine any position more ridiculous; a week before he had
+been trying to rake up evidence against me by brow-beating
+and threatening a half-white interpreter; that very morning I
+had been writing most villainous attacks upon him for the
+TIMES; and we meet and smile, and - damn it! - like each
+other. I do my best to damn the man and drive him from these
+islands; but the weakness endures - I love him. This is a
+thing I would despise in anybody else; but he is so jolly
+insidious and ingratiating! No, sir, I can't dislike him;
+but if I don't make hay of him, it shall not be for want of
+trying.
+
+Yesterday, we had two Germans and a young American boy to
+lunch; and in the afternoon, Vailima was in a state of siege;
+ten white people on the front verandah, at least as many
+brown in the cook house, and countless blacks to see the
+black boy Arrick.
+
+Which reminds me, Arrick was sent Friday was a week to the
+German Firm with a note, and was not home on time. Lloyd and
+I were going bedward, it was late with a bright moon - ah,
+poor dog, you know no such moons as these! - when home came
+Arrick with his head in a white bandage and his eyes shining.
+He had had a fight with other blacks, Malaita boys; many
+against one, and one with a knife: 'I KNICKED 'EM DOWN, three
+four!' he cried; and had himself to be taken to the doctor's
+and bandaged. Next day, he could not work, glory of battle
+swelled too high in his threadpaper breast; he had made a
+one-stringed harp for Austin, borrowed it, came to Fanny's
+room, and sang war-songs and danced a war dance in honour of
+his victory. And it appears, by subsequent advices, that it
+was a serious victory enough; four of his assailants went to
+hospital, and one is thought in danger. All Vailima rejoiced
+at this news.
+
+Five more chapters of David, 22 to 27, go to Baxter. All
+love affair; seems pretty good to me. Will it do for the
+young person? I don't know: since the Beach, I know nothing,
+except that men are fools and hypocrites, and I know less of
+them than I was fond enough to fancy.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+
+
+
+THURSDAY, 15TH SEPTEMBER.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - On Tuesday, we had our young adventurer
+ready, and Fanny, Belle, he and I set out about three of a
+dark, deadly hot, and deeply unwholesome afternoon. Belle
+had the lad behind her; I had a pint of champagne in either
+pocket, a parcel in my hands, and as Jack had a girth sore
+and I rode without a girth, I might be said to occupy a very
+unstrategic position. On the way down, a little dreary,
+beastly drizzle beginning to come out of the darkness, Fanny
+put up an umbrella, her horse bounded, reared, cannoned into
+me, cannoned into Belle and the lad, and bolted for home. It
+really might and ought to have been an A1 catastrophe; but
+nothing happened beyond Fanny's nerves being a good deal
+shattered; of course, she could not tell what had happened to
+us until she got her horse mastered.
+
+Next day, Haggard went off to the Commission and left us in
+charge of his house; all our people came down in wreaths of
+flowers; we had a boat for them; Haggard had a flag in the
+Commission boat for us; and when at last the steamer turned
+up, the young adventurer was carried on board in great style,
+with a new watch and chain, and about three pound ten of
+tips, and five big baskets of fruit as free-will offerings to
+the captain. Captain Morse had us all to lunch; champagne
+flowed, so did compliments; and I did the affable celebrity
+life-sized. It made a great send-off for the young
+adventurer. As the boat drew off, he was standing at the
+head of the gangway, supported by three handsome ladies - one
+of them a real full-blown beauty, Madame Green, the singer -
+and looking very engaging himself, between smiles and tears.
+Not that he cried in public.
+
+My, but we were a tired crowd! However, it is always a
+blessing to get home, and this time it was a sort of wonder
+to ourselves that we got back alive. Casualties: Fanny's
+back jarred, horse incident; Belle, bad headache, tears and
+champagne; self, idiocy, champagne, fatigue; Lloyd, ditto,
+ditto. As for the adventurer, I believe he will have a
+delightful voyage for his little start in life. But there is
+always something touching in a mite's first launch.
+
+
+DATE UNKNOWN.
+
+
+I am now well on with the third part of the DEBACLE. The two
+first I liked much; the second completely knocking me; so far
+as it has gone, this third part appears the ramblings of a
+dull man who has forgotten what he has to say - he reminds me
+of an M.P. But Sedan was really great, and I will pick no
+holes. The batteries under fire, the red-cross folk, the
+county charge - perhaps, above all, Major Bouroche and the
+operations, all beyond discussion; and every word about the
+Emperor splendid.
+
+
+SEPTEMBER 30TH.
+
+
+David Balfour done, and its author along with it, or nearly
+so. Strange to think of even our doctor here repeating his
+nonsense about debilitating climate. Why, the work I have
+been doing the last twelve months, in one continuous spate,
+mostly with annoying interruptions and without any collapse
+to mention, would be incredible in Norway. But I HAVE broken
+down now, and will do nothing as long as I possibly can.
+With David Balfour I am very well pleased; in fact these
+labours of the last year - I mean FALESA AND D. B., not
+Samoa, of course - seem to me to be nearer what I mean than
+anything I have ever done; nearer what I mean by fiction; the
+nearest thing before was KIDNAPPED. I am not forgetting the
+MASTER OF BALLANTRAE, but that lacked all pleasurableness,
+and hence was imperfect in essence. So you see, if I am a
+little tired, I do not repent.
+
+The third part of the DEBACLE may be all very fine; but I
+cannot read it. It suffers from IMPAIRED VITALITY, and
+UNCERTAIN AIM; two deadly sicknesses. Vital - that's what I
+am at, first: wholly vital, with a buoyancy of life. Then
+lyrical, if it may be, and picturesque, always with an epic
+value of scenes, so that the figures remain in the mind's eye
+for ever.
+
+
+OCTOBER 8TH.
+
+
+Suppose you sent us some of the catalogues of the parties
+what vends statutes? I don't want colossal Herculeses, but
+about quarter size and less. If the catalogues were
+illustrated it would probably be found a help to weak
+memories. These may be found to alleviate spare moments,
+when we sometimes amuse ourselves by thinking how fine we
+shall make the palace if we do not go pop. Perhaps in the
+same way it might amuse you to send us any pattern of wall
+paper that might strike you as cheap, pretty and suitable for
+a room in a hot and extremely bright climate. It should be
+borne in mind that our climate can be extremely dark too.
+Our sitting-room is to be in varnished wood. The room I have
+particularly in mind is a sort of bed and sitting-room,
+pretty large, lit on three sides, and the colour in favour of
+its proprietor at present is a topazy yellow. But then with
+what colour to relieve it? For a little work-room of my own
+at the back. I should rather like to see some patterns of
+unglossy - well, I'll be hanged if I can describe this red -
+it's not Turkish and it's not Roman and it's not Indian, but
+it seems to partake of the two last, and yet it can't be
+either of them, because it ought to be able to go with
+vermilion. Ah, what a tangled web we weave - anyway, with
+what brains you have left choose me and send me some - many -
+patterns of this exact shade.
+
+A few days ago it was Haggard's birthday and we had him and
+his cousin to dinner - bless me if I ever told you of his
+cousin! - he is here anyway, and a fine, pleasing specimen,
+so that we have concluded (after our own happy experience)
+that the climate of Samoa must be favourable to cousins.
+Then we went out on the verandah in a lovely moonlight,
+drinking port, hearing the cousin play and sing, till
+presently we were informed that our boys had got up a siva in
+Lafaele's house to which we were invited. It was entirely
+their own idea. The house, you must understand, is one-half
+floored, and one-half bare earth, and the dais stands a
+little over knee high above the level of the soil. The dais
+was the stage, with three footlights. We audience sat on
+mats on the floor, and the cook and three of our work-boys,
+sometimes assisted by our two ladies, took their places
+behind the footlights and began a topical Vailima song. The
+burden was of course that of a Samoan popular song about a
+white man who objects to all that he sees in Samoa. And
+there was of course a special verse for each one of the party
+- Lloyd was called the dancing man (practically the Chief's
+handsome son) of Vailima; he was also, in his character I
+suppose of overseer, compared to a policeman - Belle had that
+day been the almoner in a semi-comic distribution of wedding
+rings and thimbles (bought cheap at an auction) to the whole
+plantation company, fitting a ring on every man's finger, and
+a ring and a thimble on both the women's. This was very much
+in character with her native name TEUILA, the adorner of the
+ugly - so of course this was the point of her verse and at a
+given moment all the performers displayed the rings upon
+their fingers. Pelema (the cousin - OUR cousin) was
+described as watching from the house and whenever he saw any
+boy not doing anything, running and doing it himself.
+Fanny's verse was less intelligible, but it was accompanied
+in the dance with a pantomime of terror well-fitted to call
+up her haunting, indefatigable and diminutive presence in a
+blue gown.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIII
+
+
+
+VAILIMA, OCTOBER 28TH, 1892.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This is very late to begin the monthly
+budget, but I have a good excuse this time, for I have had a
+very annoying fever with symptoms of sore arm, and in the
+midst of it a very annoying piece of business which suffered
+no delay or idleness. . . . The consequence of all this was
+that my fever got very much worse and your letter has not
+been hitherto written. But, my dear fellow, do compare these
+little larky fevers with the fine, healthy, prostrating colds
+of the dear old dead days at home. Here was I, in the middle
+of a pretty bad one, and I was able to put it in my pocket,
+and go down day after day, and attend to and put my strength
+into this beastly business. Do you see me doing that with a
+catarrh? And if I had done so, what would have been the
+result?
+
+Last night, about four o'clock, Belle and I set off to Apia,
+whither my mother had preceded us. She was at the Mission;
+we went to Haggard's. There we had to wait the most
+unconscionable time for dinner. I do not wish to speak
+lightly of the Amanuensis, who is unavoidably present, but I
+may at least say for myself that I was as cross as two
+sticks. Dinner came at last, we had the tinned soup which is
+usually the PIECE DE RESISTANCE in the halls of Haggard, and
+we pitched into it. Followed an excellent salad of tomatoes
+and cray-fish, a good Indian curry, a tender joint of beef, a
+dish of pigeons, a pudding, cheese and coffee. I was so
+over-eaten after this 'hunger and burst' that I could
+scarcely move; and it was my sad fate that night in the
+character of the local author to eloquute before the public -
+'Mr. Stevenson will read a selection from his own works' - a
+degrading picture. I had determined to read them the account
+of the hurricane; I do not know if I told you that my book
+has never turned up here, or rather only one copy has, and
+that in the unfriendly hands of -. It has therefore only
+been seen by enemies; and this combination of mystery and
+evil report has been greatly envenomed by some ill-judged
+newspaper articles from the States. Altogether this specimen
+was listened to with a good deal of uncomfortable expectation
+on the part of the Germans, and when it was over was
+applauded with unmistakable relief. The public hall where
+these revels came off seems to be unlucky for me; I never go
+there but to some stone-breaking job. Last time it was the
+public meeting of which I must have written you; this time it
+was this uneasy but not on the whole unsuccessful experiment.
+Belle, my mother, and I rode home about midnight in a fine
+display of lightning and witch-fires. My mother is absent,
+so that I may dare to say that she struck me as voluble. The
+Amanuensis did not strike me the same way; she was probably
+thinking, but it was really rather a weird business, and I
+saw what I have never seen before, the witch-fires gathered
+into little bright blue points almost as bright as a night-
+light.
+
+
+SATURDAY
+
+
+This is the day that should bring your letter; it is gray and
+cloudy and windless; thunder rolls in the mountain; it is a
+quarter past six, and I am alone, sir, alone in this
+workman's house, Belle and Lloyd having been down all
+yesterday to meet the steamer; they were scarce gone with
+most of the horses and all the saddles, than there began a
+perfect picnic of the sick and maim; Iopu with a bad foot,
+Faauma with a bad shoulder, Fanny with yellow spots. It was
+at first proposed to carry all these to the doctor,
+particularly Faauma, whose shoulder bore an appearance of
+erysipelas, that sent the amateur below. No horses, no
+saddle. Now I had my horse and I could borrow Lafaele's
+saddle; and if I went alone I could do a job that had long
+been waiting; and that was to interview the doctor on another
+matter. Off I set in a hazy moonlight night; windless, like
+to-day; the thunder rolling in the mountain, as to-day; in
+the still groves, these little mushroom lamps glowing blue
+and steady, singly or in pairs. Well, I had my interview,
+said everything as I had meant, and with just the result I
+hoped for. The doctor and I drank beer together and
+discussed German literature until nine, and we parted the
+best of friends. I got home to a silent house of sleepers,
+only Fanny awaiting me; we talked awhile, in whispers, on the
+interview; then, I got a lantern and went across to the
+workman's house, now empty and silent, myself sole occupant.
+So to bed, prodigious tired but mighty content with my
+night's work, and to-day, with a headache and a chill, have
+written you this page, while my new novel waits. Of this I
+will tell you nothing, except the various names under
+consideration. First, it ought to be called - but of course
+that is impossible -
+
+
+BRAXFIELD.
+Then it IS to be called either
+WEIR OF HERMISTON,
+THE LORD-JUSTICE CLERK,
+THE TWO KIRSTIES OF THE CAULDSTANESLAP,
+or
+FOUR BLACK BROTHERS.
+
+Characters:
+
+Adam Weir, Lord-Justice Clerk, called Lord Hermiston.
+Archie, his son.
+Aunt Kirstie Elliott, his housekeeper at Hermiston.
+Elliott of the Cauldstaneslap, her brother.
+Kirstie Elliott, his daughter.
+Jim, }
+Gib, }
+Hob } his sons.
+& }
+Dandie, }
+Patrick Innes, a young advocate.
+The Lord-Justice General.
+
+Scene, about Hermiston in the Lammermuirs and in Edinburgh.
+Temp. 1812. So you see you are to have another holiday from
+copra! The rain begins softly on the iron roof, and I will
+do the reverse and - dry up.
+
+
+SUNDAY.
+
+
+Yours with the diplomatic private opinion received. It is
+just what I should have supposed. CA M'EST BIEN EGAL. - The
+name is to be
+
+THE LORD-JUSTICE CLERK.
+
+None others are genuine. Unless it be
+
+LORD-JUSTICE CLERK HERMISTON.
+
+
+NOV. 2ND.
+
+
+On Saturday we expected Captain Morse of the Alameda to come
+up to lunch, and on Friday with genuine South Sea hospitality
+had a pig killed. On the Saturday morning no pig. Some of
+the boys seemed to give a doubtful account of themselves; our
+next neighbour below in the wood is a bad fellow and very
+intimate with some of our boys, for whom his confounded house
+is like a fly-paper for flies. To add to all this, there was
+on the Saturday a great public presentation of food to the
+King and Parliament men, an occasion on which it is almost
+dignified for a Samoan to steal anything, and entirely
+dignified for him to steal a pig.
+
+(The Amanuensis went to the TALOLO, as it is called, and saw
+something so very pleasing she begs to interrupt the letter
+to tell it. The different villagers came in in bands - led
+by the maid of the village, followed by the young warriors.
+It was a very fine sight, for some three thousand people are
+said to have assembled. The men wore nothing but magnificent
+head-dresses and a bunch of leaves, and were oiled and
+glistening in the sunlight. One band had no maid but was led
+by a tiny child of about five - a serious little creature
+clad in a ribbon of grass and a fine head-dress, who skipped
+with elaborate leaps in front of the warriors, like a little
+kid leading a band of lions. A.M.)
+
+The A.M. being done, I go on again. All this made it very
+possible that even if none of our boys had stolen the pig,
+some of them might know the thief. Besides, the theft, as it
+was a theft of meat prepared for a guest, had something of
+the nature of an insult, and 'my face,' in native phrase,
+'was ashamed.' Accordingly, we determined to hold a bed of
+justice. It was done last night after dinner. I sat at the
+head of the table, Graham on my right hand, Henry Simele at
+my left, Lloyd behind him. The house company sat on the
+floor around the walls - twelve all told. I am described as
+looking as like Braxfield as I could manage with my
+appearance; Graham, who is of a severe countenance, looked
+like Rhadamanthus; Lloyd was hideous to the view; and Simele
+had all the fine solemnity of a Samoan chief. The
+proceedings opened by my delivering a Samoan prayer, which
+may be translated thus - 'Our God, look down upon us and
+shine into our hearts. Help us to be far from falsehood so
+that each one of us may stand before Thy Face in his
+integrity.' - Then, beginning with Simele, every one came up
+to the table, laid his hand on the Bible, and repeated clause
+by clause after me the following oath - I fear it may sound
+even comic in English, but it is a very pretty piece of
+Samoan, and struck direct at the most lively superstitions of
+the race. 'This is the Holy Bible here that I am touching.
+Behold me, O God! If I know who it was that took away the
+pig, or the place to which it was taken, or have heard
+anything relating to it, and shall not declare the same - be
+made an end of by God this life of mine!' They all took it
+with so much seriousness and firmness that (as Graham said)
+if they were not innocent they would make invaluable
+witnesses. I was so far impressed by their bearing that I
+went no further, and the funny and yet strangely solemn scene
+came to an end.
+
+
+SUNDAY, NO. 6th.
+
+
+Here is a long story to go back upon, and I wonder if I have
+either time or patience for the task?
+
+Wednesday I had a great idea of match-making, and proposed to
+Henry that Faale would make a good wife for him. I wish I
+had put this down when it was fresher in my mind, it was so
+interesting an interview. My gentleman would not tell if I
+were on or not. 'I do not know yet; I will tell you next
+week. May I tell the sister of my father? No, better not,
+tell her when it is done.' - 'But will not your family be
+angry if you marry without asking them?' - 'My village? What
+does my village want? Mats!' I said I thought the girl
+would grow up to have a great deal of sense, and my gentleman
+flew out upon me; she had sense now, he said.
+
+Thursday, we were startled by the note of guns, and presently
+after heard it was an English war ship. Graham and I set off
+at once, and as soon as we met any townsfolk they began
+crying to me that I was to be arrested. It was the VOSSISCHE
+ZEITUNG article which had been quoted in a paper. Went on
+board and saw Captain Bourke; he did not even know - not even
+guess - why he was here; having been sent off by cablegram
+from Auckland. It is hoped the same ship that takes this off
+Europewards may bring his orders and our news. But which is
+it to be? Heads or tails? If it is to be German, I hope
+they will deport me; I should prefer it so; I do not think
+that I could bear a German officialdom, and should probably
+have to leave SPONTE MEA, which is only less picturesque and
+more expensive.
+
+
+8TH.
+
+
+Mail day. All well, not yet put in prison, whatever may be
+in store for me. No time even to sign this lame letter.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIV
+
+
+
+DEC. 1ST.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Another grimy little odd and end of paper,
+for which you shall be this month repaid in kind, and serve
+you jolly well right. . . The new house is roofed; it will
+be a braw house, and what is better, I have my yearly bill
+in, and I find I can pay for it. For all which mercies, etc.
+I must have made close on 4,000 pounds this year all told;
+but, what is not so pleasant, I seem to have come near to
+spending them. I have been in great alarm, with this new
+house on the cards, all summer, and came very near to taking
+in sail, but I live here so entirely on credit, that I
+determined to hang on.
+
+
+DEC. 1ST.
+
+
+I was saying yesterday that my life was strange and did not
+think how well I spoke. Yesterday evening I was briefed to
+defend a political prisoner before the Deputy Commissioner.
+What do you think of that for a vicissitude?
+
+
+DEC. 3RD.
+
+
+Now for a confession. When I heard you and Cassells had
+decided to print THE BOTTLE IMP along with FALESA, I was too
+much disappointed to answer. THE BOTTLE IMP was the PIECE DE
+RESISTANCE for my volume, ISLAND NIGHTS' ENTERTAINMENTS.
+However, that volume might have never got done; and I send
+you two others in case they should be in time.
+
+First have the BEACH OF FALESA.
+
+Then a fresh false title: ISLAND NIGHTS' ENTERTAINMENTS; and
+then
+
+THE BOTTLE IMP: a cue from an old melodrama.
+
+THE ISLE OF VOICES.
+
+THE WAIF WOMAN; a cue from a SAGA.
+
+Of course these two others are not up to the mark of THE
+BOTTLE IMP; but they each have a certain merit, and they fit
+in style. By saying 'a cue from an old melodrama' after the
+B. I., you can get rid of my note. If this is in time, it
+will be splendid, and will make quite a volume.
+
+Should you and Cassells prefer, you can call the whole volume
+I. N. E. - though the BEACH OF FALESA is the child of a quite
+different inspiration. They all have a queer realism, even
+the most extravagant, even the ISLE OF VOICES; the manners
+are exact.
+
+Should they come too late, have them type-written, and return
+to me here the type-written copies.
+
+
+SUNDAY, DEC. 4TH.
+
+
+3rd start, - But now more humbly and with the aid of an
+Amanuensis. First one word about page 2. My wife protests
+against the Waif-woman and I am instructed to report the same
+to you. . . .
+
+
+DEC. 5TH.
+
+
+A horrid alarm rises that our October mail was burned
+crossing the Plains. If so, you lost a beautiful long letter
+- I am sure it was beautiful though I remember nothing about
+it - and I must say I think it serves you properly well.
+That I should continue writing to you at such length is
+simply a vicious habit for which I blush. At the same time,
+please communicate at once with Charles Baxter whether you
+have or have not received a letter posted here Oct 12th, as
+he is going to cable me the fate of my mail.
+
+Now to conclude my news. The German Firm have taken my book
+like angels, and the result is that Lloyd and I were down
+there at dinner on Saturday, where we partook of fifteen
+several dishes and eight distinct forms of intoxicating
+drink. To the credit of Germany, I must say there was not a
+shadow of a headache the next morning. I seem to have done
+as well as my neighbours, for I hear one of the clerks
+expressed the next morning a gratified surprise that Mr.
+Stevenson stood his drink so well. It is a strange thing
+that any race can still find joy in such athletic exercises.
+I may remark in passing that the mail is due and you have had
+far more than you deserve.
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXV
+
+
+
+JANUARY 1893.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - You are properly paid at last, and it is
+like you will have but a shadow of a letter. I have been
+pretty thoroughly out of kilter; first a fever that would
+neither come on nor go off, then acute dyspepsia, in the
+weakening grasp of which I get wandering between the waking
+state and one of nightmare. Why the devil does no one send
+me ATALANTA? And why are there no proofs of D. Balfour?
+Sure I should have had the whole, at least the half, of them
+by now; and it would be all for the advantage of the
+Atalantans. I have written to Cassell & Co. (matter of
+FALESA) 'you will please arrange with him' (meaning you).
+'What he may decide I shall abide.' So consider your hand
+free, and act for me without fear or favour. I am greatly
+pleased with the illustrations. It is very strange to a
+South-Seayer to see Hawaiian women dressed like Samoans, but
+I guess that's all one to you in Middlesex. It's about the
+same as if London city men were shown going to the Stock
+Exchange as PIFFERARI; but no matter, none will sleep worse
+for it. I have accepted Cassell's proposal as an amendment
+to one of mine; that D. B. is to be brought out first under
+the title CATRIONA without pictures; and, when the hour
+strikes, KIDNAPPED and CATRIONA are to form vols. I. and II.
+of the heavily illustrated 'Adventures of David Balfour' at
+7s. 6d. each, sold separately.
+
+-'s letter was vastly sly and dry and shy. I am not afraid
+now. Two attempts have been made, both have failed, and I
+imagine these failures strengthen me. Above all this is true
+of the last, where my weak point was attempted. On every
+other, I am strong. Only force can dislodge me, for public
+opinion is wholly on my side. All races and degrees are
+united in heartfelt opposition to the Men of Mulinuu. The
+news of the fighting was of no concern to mortal man; it was
+made much of because men love talk of battles, and because
+the Government pray God daily for some scandal not their own;
+but it was only a brisk episode in a clan fight which has
+grown apparently endemic in the west of Tutuila. At the best
+it was a twopenny affair, and never occupied my mind five
+minutes.
+
+I am so weary of reports that are without foundation and
+threats that go without fulfilment, and so much occupied
+besides by the raging troubles of my own wame, that I have
+been very slack on politics, as I have been in literature.
+With incredible labour, I have rewritten the First Chapter of
+the Justice Clerk; it took me about ten days, and requires
+another athletic dressing after all. And that is my story
+for the month. The rest is grunting and grutching.
+
+Consideranda for THE BEACH:-
+
+I. Whether to add one or both the tales I sent you?
+II. Whether to call the whole volume 'Island Nights
+Entertainments'?
+III Whether, having waited so long, it would not be better to
+give me another mail, in case I could add another member to
+the volume and a little better justify the name?
+
+If I possibly can draw up another story, I will. What
+annoyed me about the use of THE BOTTLE IMP was that I had
+always meant it for the centre-piece of a volume of MARCHEN
+which I was slowly to elaborate. You always had an idea that
+I depreciated the B. I; I can't think wherefore; I always
+particularly liked it - one of my best works, and ill to
+equal; and that was why I loved to keep it in portfolio till
+I had time to grow up to some other fruit of the same VENUE.
+However, that is disposed of now, and we must just do the
+best we can.
+
+I am not aware that there is anything to add; the weather is
+hellish, waterspouts, mists, chills, the foul fiend's own
+weather, following on a week of expurgated heaven; so it goes
+at this bewildering season. I write in the upper floor of my
+new house, of which I will send you some day a plan to
+measure. 'Tis an elegant structure, surely, and the proid of
+me oi. Was asked to pay for it just now, and genteelly
+refused, and then agreed, in view of general good-will, to
+pay a half of what is still due.
+
+
+24TH JANUARY 1893.
+
+
+This ought to have gone last mail and was forgotten. My best
+excuse is that I was engaged in starting an influenza, to
+which class of exploit our household has been since then
+entirely dedicated. We had eight cases, one of them very
+bad, and one - mine - complicated with my old friend Bluidy
+Jack. Luckily neither Fanny, Lloyd or Belle took the
+confounded thing, and they were able to run the household and
+nurse the sick to admiration.
+
+Some of our boys behaved like real trumps. Perhaps the
+prettiest performance was that of our excellent Henry Simele,
+or, as we sometimes call him, Davy Balfour. Henry, I maun
+premeese, is a chief; the humblest Samoan recoils from
+emptying slops as you would from cheating at cards; now the
+last nights of our bad time when we had seven down together,
+it was enough to have made anybody laugh or cry to see Henry
+going the rounds with a slop-bucket and going inside the
+mosquito net of each of the sick, Protestant and Catholic
+alike, to pray with them.
+
+I must tell you that in my sickness I had a huge alleviation
+and began a new story. This I am writing by dictation, and
+really think it is an art I can manage to acquire. The
+relief is beyond description; it is just like a school-treat
+to me and the amanuensis bears up extraordinar'. The story
+is to be called ST. IVES; I give you your choice whether or
+not it should bear the subtitle, 'Experiences of a French
+prisoner in England.' We were just getting on splendidly
+with it, when this cursed mail arrived and requires to be
+attended to. It looks to me very like as if St. Ives would
+be ready before any of the others, but you know me and how
+impossible it is I should predict. The Amanuensis has her
+head quite turned and believes herself to be the author of
+this novel (and IS to some extent) - and as the creature (!)
+has not been wholly useless in the matter (I told you so!
+A.M.) I propose to foster her vanity by a little
+commemoration gift! The name of the hero is Anne de St. Yves
+- he Englishes his name to St. Ives during his escape. It is
+my idea to get a ring made which shall either represent ANNE
+or A. S. Y. A., of course, would be Amethyst and S. Sapphire,
+which is my favourite stone anyway and was my father's before
+me. But what would the ex-Slade professor do about the
+letter Y? Or suppose he took the other version, how would he
+meet the case, the two N.'s? These things are beyond my
+knowledge, which it would perhaps be more descriptive to call
+ignorance. But I place the matter in the meanwhile under
+your consideration and beg to hear your views. I shall tell
+you on some other occasion and when the A.M. is out of
+hearing how VERY much I propose to invest in this
+testimonial; but I may as well inform you at once that I
+intend it to be cheap, sir, damned cheap! My idea of running
+amanuenses is by praise, not pudding, flattery and not coins!
+I shall send you when the time is ripe a ring to measure by.
+
+To resume our sad tale. After the other seven were almost
+wholly recovered Henry lay down to influenza on his own
+account. He is but just better and it looks as though Fanny
+were about to bring up the rear. As for me, I am all right,
+though I WAS reduced to dictating ANNE in the deaf and dumb
+alphabet, which I think you will admit is a COMBLE.
+
+Politics leave me extraordinary cold. It seems that so much
+of my purpose has come off, and Cedarcrantz and Pilsach are
+sacked. The rest of it has all gone to water. The triple-
+headed ass at home, in his plenitude of ignorance, prefers to
+collect the taxes and scatter the Mataafas by force or the
+threat of force. It may succeed, and I suppose it will. It
+is none the less for that expensive, harsh, unpopular and
+unsettling. I am young enough to have been annoyed, and
+altogether eject and renegate the whole idea of political
+affairs. Success in that field appears to be the
+organisation of failure enlivened with defamation of
+character; and, much as I love pickles and hot water (in your
+true phrase) I shall take my pickles in future from Crosse
+and Blackwell and my hot water with a dose of good Glenlivat.
+
+Do not bother at all about the wall-papers. We have had the
+whole of our new house varnished, and it looks beautiful. I
+wish you could see the hall; poor room, it had to begin life
+as an infirmary during our recent visitation; but it is
+really a handsome comely place, and when we get the
+furniture, and the pictures, and what is so very much more
+decorative, the picture frames, will look sublime.
+
+
+JAN. 30TH.
+
+
+I have written to Charles asking for Rowlandson's Syntax and
+Dance of Death out of our house, and begging for anything
+about fashions and manners (fashions particularly) for 1814.
+Can you help? Both the Justice Clerk and St. Ives fall in
+that fated year. Indeed I got into St. Ives while going over
+the Annual Register for the other. There is a kind of fancy
+list of Chaps. of St. Ives. (It begins in Edinburgh Castle.)
+I. Story of a lion rampant (that was a toy he had made, and
+given to a girl visitor). II. Story of a pair of scissors.
+III. St. Ives receives a bundle of money. IV. St. Ives is
+shown a house. V. The Escape. VI. The Cottage (Swanston
+College). VII. The Hen-house. VIII. Three is company and
+four none. IX. The Drovers. X. The Great North Road. XI.
+Burchell Fenn. XII. The covered cart. XIII. The doctor.
+XIV. The Luddites. V. Set a thief to catch a thief. XXVI.
+M. le Comte de Keroualle (his uncle, the rich EMIGRE, whom he
+finds murdered). XVII. The cousins. XVIII. Mr. Sergeant
+Garrow. XIX. A meeting at the Ship, Dover. XX. Diane. XXI.
+The Duke's Prejudices. XXII. The False Messenger. XXIII.
+The gardener's ladder. XXIV. The officers. XXV. Trouble
+with the Duke. XXVI. Fouquet again. XXVII. The Aeronaut.
+XXVIII. The True-Blooded Yankee. XXIX. In France. I don't
+know where to stop. Apropos, I want a book about Paris, and
+the FIRST RETURN of the EMIGRES and all up to the CENT JOURS:
+d'ye ken anything in my way? I want in particular to know
+about them and the Napoleonic functionaries and officers, and
+to get the colour and some vital details of the business of
+exchange of departments from one side to the other. Ten
+chapters are drafted, and VIII. re-copied by me, but will
+want another dressing for luck. It is merely a story of
+adventure, rambling along; but that is perhaps the guard that
+'sets my genius best,' as Alan might have said. I wish I
+could feel as easy about the other! But there, all novels
+are a heavy burthen while they are doing, and a sensible
+disappointment when they are done.
+
+For God's sake, let me have a copy of the new German Samoa
+White book. R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVI
+
+
+
+AT SEA, S.S. & MARIPOSA,
+FEB. 19th, '93.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - You will see from this heading that I am
+not dead yet nor likely to be. I was pretty considerably out
+of sorts, and that is indeed one reason why Fanny, Belle, and
+I have started out for a month's lark. To be quite exact, I
+think it will be about five weeks before we get home. We
+shall stay between two and three in Sydney. Already, though
+we only sailed yesterday, I am feeling as fit as a fiddle.
+Fanny ate a whole fowl for breakfast, to say nothing of a
+tower of hot cakes. Belle and I floored another hen betwixt
+the pair of us, and I shall be no sooner done with the
+present amanuensing racket than I shall put myself outside a
+pint of Guinness. If you think this looks like dying of
+consumption in Apia I can only say I differ from you. In the
+matter of David, I have never yet received my proofs at all,
+but shall certainly wait for your suggestions. Certainly,
+Chaps. 17 to 20 are the hitch, and I confess I hurried over
+them with both wings spread. This is doubtless what you
+complain of. Indeed, I placed my single reliance on Miss
+Grant. If she couldn't ferry me over, I felt I had to stay
+there.
+
+About ISLAND NIGHTS' ENTERTAINMENTS all you say is highly
+satisfactory. Go in and win.
+
+The extracts from the TIMES I really cannot trust myself to
+comment upon. They were infernally satisfactory; so, and
+perhaps still more so, was a letter I had at the same time
+from Lord Pembroke. If I have time as I go through Auckland,
+I am going to see Sir George Grey.
+
+Now I really think that's all the business. I have been
+rather sick and have had two small hemorrhages, but the
+second I believe to have been accidental. No good denying
+that this annoys, because it do. However, you must expect
+influenza to leave some harm, and my spirits, appetite, peace
+on earth and goodwill to men are all on a rising market.
+During the last week the amanuensis was otherwise engaged,
+whereupon I took up, pitched into, and about one half
+demolished another tale, once intended to be called THE PEARL
+FISHER, but now razeed and called THE SCHOONER FARRALONE. We
+had a capital start, the steamer coming in at sunrise, and
+just giving us time to get our letters ere she sailed again.
+The manager of the German firm (O strange, changed days!)
+danced attendance upon us all morning; his boat conveyed us
+to and from the steamer.
+
+
+FEB. 21ST.
+
+
+All continues well. Amanuensis bowled over for a day, but
+afoot again and jolly; Fanny enormously bettered by the
+voyage; I have been as jolly as a sand-boy as usual at sea.
+The Amanuensis sits opposite to me writing to her offspring.
+Fanny is on deck. I have just supplied her with the Canadian
+Pacific Agent, and so left her in good hands. You should
+hear me at table with the Ulster purser and a little punning
+microscopist called Davis. Belle does some kind of abstruse
+Boswellising; after the first meal, having gauged the kind of
+jests that would pay here, I observed, 'Boswell is Barred
+during this cruise.'
+
+
+23RD
+
+
+We approach Auckland and I must close my mail. All goes well
+with the trio. Both the ladies are hanging round a beau -
+the same - that I unearthed for them: I am general provider,
+and especially great in the beaux business. I corrected some
+proofs for Fanny yesterday afternoon, fell asleep over them
+in the saloon - and the whole ship seems to have been down
+beholding me. After I woke up, had a hot bath, a whiskey
+punch and a cigarette, and went to bed, and to sleep too, at
+8.30; a recrudescence of Vailima hours. Awoke to-day, and
+had to go to the saloon clock for the hour - no sign of dawn
+- all heaven grey rainy fog. Have just had breakfast,
+written up one letter, register and close this.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVII
+
+
+
+Bad pen, bad ink,
+bad light, bad
+blotting-paper.
+
+S. S. MARIPOSA, AT SEA.
+APIA DUE BY DAYBREAK TO-MORROW 9 P.M.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Have had an amusing but tragic holiday,
+from which we return in disarray. Fanny quite sick, but I
+think slowly and steadily mending; Belle in a terrific state
+of dentistry troubles which now seem calmed; and myself with
+a succession of gentle colds out of which I at last succeeded
+in cooking up a fine pleurisy. By stopping and stewing in a
+perfectly airless state-room I seem to have got rid of the
+pleurisy. Poor Fanny had very little fun of her visit,
+having been most of the time on a diet of maltine and slops -
+and this while the rest of us were rioting on oysters and
+mushrooms. Belle's only devil in the hedge was the dentist.
+As for me, I was entertained at the General Assembly of the
+Presbyterian Church, likewise at a sort of artistic club;
+made speeches at both, and may therefore be said to have
+been, like Saint Paul, all things to all men. I have an
+account of the latter racket which I meant to have enclosed
+in this. . . . Had some splendid photos taken, likewise a
+medallion by a French sculptor; met Graham, who returned with
+us as far as Auckland. Have seen a good deal too of Sir
+George Grey; what a wonderful old historic figure to be
+walking on your arm and recalling ancient events and
+instances! It makes a man small, and yet the extent to which
+he approved what I had done - or rather have tried to do -
+encouraged me. Sir George is an expert at least, he knows
+these races: he is not a small employe with an ink-pot and a
+Whittaker.
+
+Take it for all in all, it was huge fun: even Fanny had some
+lively sport at the beginning; Belle and I all through. We
+got Fanny a dress on the sly, gaudy black velvet and Duchesse
+lace. And alas! she was only able to wear it once. But
+we'll hope to see more of it at Samoa; it really is lovely.
+Both dames are royally outfitted in silk stockings, etc. We
+return, as from a raid, with our spoils and our wounded. I
+am now very dandy: I announced two years ago that I should
+change. Slovenly youth, all right - not slovenly age. So
+really now I am pretty spruce; always a white shirt, white
+necktie, fresh shave, silk, socks, O a great sight! - No more
+possible,
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXVIII
+
+
+
+APRIL, 1893.
+
+
+1. SLIP 3. Davie would be ATTRACTED into a similar dialect,
+as he is later - e.g., with Doig, chapter XIX. This is truly
+Scottish.
+
+4, TO LIGHTLY; correct; 'to lightly' is a good regular Scots
+verb.
+
+15. See Allan Ramsay's works.
+
+15, 16. Ay, and that is one of the pigments with which I am
+trying to draw the character of Prestongrange. 'Tis a most
+curious thing to render that kind, insignificant mask. To
+make anything precise is to risk my effect. And till the day
+he died, DAVIE was never sure of what P. was after. Not only
+so; very often P. didn't know himself. There was an element
+of mere liking for Davie; there was an element of being
+determined, in case of accidents, to keep well with him. He
+hoped his Barbara would bring him to her feet, besides, and
+make him manageable. That was why he sent him to Hope Park
+with them. But Davie cannot KNOW; I give you the inside of
+Davie, and my method condemns me to give only the outside
+both of Prestongrange and his policy.
+
+- I'll give my mind to the technicalities. Yet to me they
+seem a part of the story, which is historical, after all.
+
+- I think they wanted Alan to escape. But when or where to
+say so? I will try.
+
+- 20, DEAN. I'll try and make that plainer.
+
+CHAP. XIII., I fear it has to go without blows. If I could
+get the pair - No, can't be.
+
+- XIV. All right, will abridge.
+
+- XV. I'd have to put a note to every word; and he who can't
+read Scots can NEVER enjoy Tod Lapraik.
+
+- XVII. Quite right. I CAN make this plainer, and will.
+
+- XVIII. I know, but I have to hurry here; this is the
+broken back of my story; some business briefly transacted, I
+am leaping for Barbara's apron-strings.
+
+SLIP 57. Quite right again; I shall make it plain.
+
+CHAP. XX. I shall make all these points clear. About Lady
+Prestongrange (not LADY Grant, only MISS Grant, my dear,
+though LADY Prestongrange, quoth the dominie) I am taken with
+your idea of her death, and have a good mind to substitute a
+featureless aunt.
+
+SLIP 78. I don't see how to lessen this effect. There is
+really not much said of it; and I know Catriona did it. But
+I'll try.
+
+- 89. I know. This is an old puzzle of mine. You see C.'s
+dialect is not wholly a bed of roses. If only I knew the
+Gaelic. Well, I'll try for another expression.
+
+THE END. I shall try to work it over. James was at Dunkirk
+ordering post-horses for his own retreat. Catriona did have
+her suspicions aroused by the letter, and, careless
+gentleman, I told you so - or she did at least. - Yes, the
+blood money, I am bothered about the portmanteau; it is the
+presence of Catriona that bothers me; the rape of the
+pockmantie is historic. . . .
+
+To me, I own, it seems in the proof a very pretty piece of
+workmanship. David himself I refuse to discuss; he IS. The
+Lord Advocate I think a strong sketch of a very difficult
+character, James More, sufficient; and the two girls very
+pleasing creatures. But O dear me, I came near losing my
+heart to Barbara! I am not quite so constant as David, and
+even he - well, he didn't know it, anyway! TOD LAPRAIK is a
+piece of living Scots: if I had never writ anything but that
+and THRAWN JANET, still I'd have been a writer. The defects
+of D.B. are inherent, I fear. But on the whole, I am far
+indeed from being displeased with the tailie. They want more
+Alan? Well, they can't get it.
+
+I found my fame much grown on this return to civilisation.
+DIGITO MONSTRARI is a new experience; people all looked at me
+in the streets in Sydney; and it was very queer. Here, of
+course, I am only the white chief in the Great House to the
+natives; and to the whites, either an ally or a foe. It is a
+much healthier state of matters. If I lived in an atmosphere
+of adulation, I should end by kicking against the pricks. O
+my beautiful forest, O my beautiful shining, windy house,
+what a joy it was to behold them again! No chance to take
+myself too seriously here.
+
+The difficulty of the end is the mass of matter to be
+attended to, and the small time left to transact it in. I
+mean from Alan's danger of arrest. But I have just seen my
+way out, I do believe.
+
+
+EASTER SUNDAY.
+
+
+I have now got as far as slip 28, and finished the chapter of
+the law technicalities. Well, these seemed to me always of
+the essence of the story, which is the story of a CAUSE
+CELEBRE; moreover, they are the justification of my
+inventions; if these men went so far (granting Davie sprung
+on them) would they not have gone so much further? But of
+course I knew they were a difficulty; determined to carry
+them through in a conversation; approached this (it seems)
+with cowardly anxiety; and filled it with gabble, sir,
+gabble. I have left all my facts, but have removed 42 lines.
+I should not wonder but what I'll end by re-writing it. It
+is not the technicalities that shocked you, it was my bad
+art. It is very strange that X. should be so good a chapter
+and IX. and XI. so uncompromisingly bad. It looks as if XI.
+also would have to be re-formed. If X. had not cheered me
+up, I should be in doleful dumps, but X. is alive anyway, and
+life is all in all.
+
+
+THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH.
+
+
+Well, there's no disguise possible; Fanny is not well, and we
+are miserably anxious. . . .
+
+
+FRIDAY, 7TH.
+
+
+I am thankful to say the new medicine relieved her at once.
+A crape has been removed from the day for all of us. To make
+things better, the morning is ah! such a morning as you have
+never seen; heaven upon earth for sweetness, freshness, depth
+upon depth of unimaginable colour, and a huge silence broken
+at this moment only by the far-away murmur of the Pacific and
+the rich piping of a single bird. You can't conceive what a
+relief this is; it seems a new world. She has such
+extraordinary recuperative power that I do hope for the best.
+I am as tired as man can be. This is a great trial to a
+family, and I thank God it seems as if ours was going to bear
+it well. And O! if it only lets up, it will be but a
+pleasant memory. We are all seedy, bar Lloyd: Fanny, as per
+above; self nearly extinct; Belle, utterly overworked and bad
+toothache; Cook, down with a bad foot; Butler, prostrate with
+a bad leg. Eh, what a faim'ly!
+
+
+SUNDAY.
+
+
+Grey heaven, raining torrents of rain; occasional thunder and
+lightning. Everything to dispirit; but my invalids are
+really on the mend. The rain roars like the sea; in the
+sound of it there is a strange and ominous suggestion of an
+approaching tramp; something nameless and measureless seems
+to draw near, and strikes me cold, and yet is welcome. I lie
+quiet in bed to-day, and think of the universe with a good
+deal of equanimity. I have, at this moment, but the one
+objection to it; the FRACAS with which it proceeds. I do not
+love noise; I am like my grandfather in that; and so many
+years in these still islands has ingrained the sentiment
+perhaps. Here are no trains, only men pacing barefoot. No
+carts or carriages; at worst the rattle of a horse's shoes
+among the rocks. Beautiful silence; and so soon as this
+robustious rain takes off, I am to drink of it again by
+oceanfuls.
+
+
+APRIL 16TH.
+
+
+Several pages of this letter destroyed as beneath scorn; the
+wailings of a crushed worm; matter in which neither you nor I
+can take stock. Fanny is distinctly better, I believe all
+right now; I too am mending, though I have suffered from
+crushed wormery, which is not good for the body, and
+damnation to the soul. I feel to-night a baseless anxiety to
+write a lovely poem A PROPOS DES BOTTES DE MA GRANDMERE. I
+see I am idiotic. I'll try the poem.
+
+
+17TH.
+
+
+The poem did not get beyond plovers and lovers. I am still,
+however, harassed by the unauthentic Muse; if I cared to
+encourage her - but I have not the time, and anyway we are at
+the vernal equinox. It is funny enough, but my pottering
+verses are usually made (like the God-gifted organ voice's)
+at the autumnal; and this seems to hold at the Antipodes.
+There is here some odd secret of Nature. I cannot speak of
+politics; we wait and wonder. It seems (this is partly a
+guess) Ide won't take the C. J. ship, unless the islands are
+disarmed; and that England hesitates and holds off. By my
+own idea, strongly corroborated by Sir George, I am writing
+no more letters. But I have put as many irons in against
+this folly of the disarming as I could manage. It did not
+reach my ears till nearly too late. What a risk to take!
+What an expense to incur! And for how poor a gain! Apart
+from the treachery of it. My dear fellow, politics is a vile
+and a bungling business. I used to think meanly of the
+plumber; but how he shines beside the politician!
+
+
+THURSDAY.
+
+
+A general, steady advance; Fanny really quite chipper and
+jolly - self on the rapid mend, and with my eye on FORESTS
+that are to fall - and my finger on the axe, which wants
+stoning.
+
+
+SATURDAY, 22.
+
+
+Still all for the best; but I am having a heart-breaking time
+over DAVID. I have nearly all corrected. But have to
+consider THE HEATHER ON FIRE, THE WOOD BY SILVERMILLS, and
+the last chapter. They all seem to me off colour; and I am
+not fit to better them yet. No proof has been sent of the
+title, contents, or dedication.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXIX
+
+
+
+25TH APRIL.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - To-day early I sent down to Maben
+(Secretary of State) an offer to bring up people from Malie,
+keep them in my house, and bring them down day by day for so
+long as the negotiation should last. I have a favourable
+answer so far. This I would not have tried, had not old Sir
+George Grey put me on my mettle; 'Never despair,' was his
+word; and 'I am one of the few people who have lived long
+enough to see how true that is.' Well, thereupon I plunged
+in; and the thing may do me great harm, but yet I do not
+think so - for I think jealousy will prevent the trial being
+made. And at any rate it is another chance for this
+distracted archipelago of children, sat upon by a clique of
+fools. If, by the gift of God, I can do - I am allowed to
+try to do - and succeed: but no, the prospect is too bright
+to be entertained.
+
+To-day we had a ride down to Tanugamanono, and then by the
+new wood paths. One led us to a beautiful clearing, with
+four native houses; taro, yams, and the like, excellently
+planted, and old Folau - 'the Samoan Jew' - sitting and
+whistling there in his new-found and well-deserved well-
+being. It was a good sight to see a Samoan thus before the
+world. Further up, on our way home, we saw the world clear,
+and the wide die of the shadow lying broad; we came but a
+little further, and found in the borders of the bush a
+Banyan. It must have been 150 feet in height; the trunk, and
+its acolytes, occupied a great space; above that, in the
+peaks of the branches, quite a forest of ferns and orchids
+were set; and over all again the huge spread of the boughs
+rose against the bright west, and sent their shadow miles to
+the eastward. I have not often seen anything more satisfying
+than this vast vegetable.
+
+
+SUNDAY.
+
+
+A heavenly day again! the world all dead silence, save when,
+from far down below us in the woods, comes up the crepitation
+of the little wooden drum that beats to church. Scarce a
+leaf stirs; only now and again a great, cool gush of air that
+makes my papers fly, and is gone. - The King of Samoa has
+refused my intercession between him and Mataafa; and I do not
+deny this is a good riddance to me of a difficult business,
+in which I might very well have failed. What else is to be
+done for these silly folks?
+
+
+MAY 12TH.
+
+
+And this is where I had got to, before the mail arrives with,
+I must say, a real gentlemanly letter from yourself. Sir,
+that is the sort of letter I want! Now, I'll make my little
+proposal. I will accept CHILD'S PLAY and PAN'S PIPES. Then I
+want PASTORAL, THE MANSE, THE ISLET, leaving out if you like
+all the prefacial matter and beginning at I. Then the
+portrait of Robert Hunter, beginning 'Whether he was
+originally big or little,' and ending 'fearless and gentle.'
+So much for MEM. AND PORTRAITS. BEGGARS, sections I. and
+II., RANDOM MEMORIES II., and LANTERN BEARERS; I'm agreeable.
+These are my selections. I don't know about PULVIS ET UMBRA
+either, but must leave that to you. But just what you
+please.
+
+About DAVIE I elaborately wrote last time, but still DAVIE is
+not done; I am grinding singly at THE EBB TIDE, as we now
+call the FARALLONE; the most of it will go this mail. About
+the following, let there be no mistake: I will not write the
+abstract of KIDNAPPED; write it who will, I will not.
+Boccaccio must have been a clever fellow to write both
+argument and story; I am not, ET JE ME RECUSE.
+
+We call it THE EBB TIDE: A TRIO AND QUARTETTE; but that
+secondary name you may strike out if it seems dull to you.
+The book, however, falls in two halves, when the fourth
+character appears. I am on p. 82 if you want to know, and
+expect to finish on I suppose 110 or so; but it goes slowly,
+as you may judge from the fact that this three weeks past, I
+have only struggled from p. 58 to p. 82: twenty-four pages,
+ET ENCORE sure to be rewritten, in twenty-one days. This is
+no prize-taker; not much Waverley Novels about this!
+
+
+
+MAY 16TH.
+
+
+I believe it will be ten chapters of THE EBB TIDE that go to
+you; the whole thing should be completed in I fancy twelve;
+and the end will follow punctually next mail. It is my great
+wish that this might get into THE ILLUSTRATED LONDON NEWS for
+Gordon Browne to illustrate. For whom, in case he should get
+the job, I give you a few notes. A purao is a tree giving
+something like a fig with flowers. He will find some
+photographs of an old marine curiosity shop in my collection,
+which may help him. Attwater's settlement is to be entirely
+overshadowed everywhere by tall palms; see photographs of
+Fakarava: the verandahs of the house are 12 ft. wide. Don't
+let him forget the Figure Head, for which I have a great use
+in the last chapter. It stands just clear of the palms on
+the crest of the beach at the head of the pier; the flag-
+staff not far off; the pier he will understand is perhaps
+three feet above high water, not more at any price. The
+sailors of the FARALLONE are to be dressed like white sailors
+of course. For other things, I remit this excellent artist
+to my photographs.
+
+I can't think what to say about the tale, but it seems to me
+to go off with a considerable bang; in fact, to be an
+extraordinary work: but whether popular! Attwater is a no
+end of a courageous attempt, I think you will admit; how far
+successful is another affair. If my island ain't a thing of
+beauty, I'll be damned. Please observe Wiseman and Wishart;
+for incidental grimness, they strike me as in it. Also,
+kindly observe the Captain and ADAR; I think that knocks
+spots. In short, as you see, I'm a trifle vainglorious. But
+O, it has been such a grind! The devil himself would allow a
+man to brag a little after such a crucifixion! And indeed
+I'm only bragging for a change before I return to the darned
+thing lying waiting for me on p. 88, where I last broke down.
+I break down at every paragraph, I may observe; and lie here
+and sweat, till I can get one sentence wrung out after
+another. Strange doom; after having worked so easily for so
+long! Did ever anybody see such a story of four characters?
+
+
+LATER, 2.30.
+
+
+It may interest you to know that I am entirely TAPU, and live
+apart in my chambers like a caged beast. Lloyd has a bad
+cold, and Graham and Belle are getting it. Accordingly, I
+dwell here without the light of any human countenance or
+voice, and strap away at THE EBB TIDE until (as now) I can no
+more. Fanny can still come, but is gone to glory now, or to
+her garden. Page 88 is done, and must be done over again to-
+morrow, and I confess myself exhausted. Pity a man who can't
+work on along when he has nothing else on earth to do! But I
+have ordered Jack, and am going for a ride in the bush
+presently to refresh the machine; then back to a lonely
+dinner and durance vile. I acquiesce in this hand of fate;
+for I think another cold just now would just about do for me.
+I have scarce yet recovered the two last.
+
+
+MAY 18TH.
+
+
+My progress is crabwise, and I fear only IX. chapters will be
+ready for the mail. I am on p. 88 again, and with half an
+idea of going back again to 85. We shall see when we come to
+read: I used to regard reading as a pleasure in my old light
+days. All the house are down with the influenza in a body,
+except Fanny and me. The influenza appears to become endemic
+here, but it has always been a scourge in the islands.
+Witness the beginning of THE EBB TIDE, which was observed
+long before the Iffle had distinguished himself at home by
+such Napoleonic conquests. I am now of course 'quite a
+recluse,' and it is very stale, and there is no amanuensis to
+carry me over my mail, to which I shall have to devote many
+hours that would have been more usefully devoted to THE EBB
+TIDE. For you know you can dictate at all hours of the day
+and at any odd moment; but to sit down and write with your
+red right hand is a very different matter.
+
+
+MAY 20TH.
+
+
+Well, I believe I've about finished the thing, I mean as far
+as the mail is to take it. Chapter X. is now in Lloyd's
+hands for remarks, and extends in its present form to p. 93
+incl. On the 12th of May, I see by looking back, I was on p.
+82, not for the first time; so that I have made 11 pages in
+nine livelong days. Well! up a high hill he heaved a huge
+round stone. But this Flaubert business must be resisted in
+the premises. Or is it the result of influenza? God forbid.
+Fanny is down now, and the last link that bound me to my
+fellow men is severed. I sit up here, and write, and read
+Renan's ORIGINES, which is certainly devilish interesting; I
+read his Nero yesterday, it is very good, O, very good! But
+he is quite a Michelet; the general views, and such a piece
+of character painting, excellent; but his method sheer
+lunacy. You can see him take up the block which he had just
+rejected, and make of it the corner-stone: a maddening way to
+deal with authorities; and the result so little like history
+that one almost blames oneself for wasting time. But the
+time is not wasted; the conspectus is always good, and the
+blur that remains on the mind is probably just enough. I
+have been enchanted with the unveiling of Revelations. And
+how picturesque that return of the false Nero! The Apostle
+John is rather discredited. And to think how one had read
+the thing so often, and never understood the attacks upon St.
+Paul! I remember when I was a child, and we came to the Four
+Beasts that were all over eyes, the sickening terror with
+which I was filled. If that was Heaven, what, in the name of
+Davy Jones and the aboriginal night-mare, could Hell be?
+Take it for all in all, L'ANTECHRIST is worth reading. The
+HISTOIRE D'ISRAEL did not surprise me much; I had read those
+Hebrew sources with more intelligence than the New Testament,
+and was quite prepared to admire Ahab and Jezebel, etc.
+Indeed, Ahab has always been rather a hero of mine; I mean
+since the years of discretion.
+
+
+MAY 21ST.
+
+
+And here I am back again on p. 85! the last chapter demanding
+an entire revision, which accordingly it is to get. And
+where my mail is to come in, God knows! This forced,
+violent, alembicated style is most abhorrent to me; it can't
+be helped; the note was struck years ago on the JANET NICOLL,
+and has to be maintained somehow; and I can only hope the
+intrinsic horror and pathos, and a kind of fierce glow of
+colour there is to it, and the surely remarkable wealth of
+striking incident, may guide our little shallop into port.
+If Gordon Browne is to get it, he should see the Brassey
+photographs of Papeete. But mind, the three waifs were never
+in the town; only on the beach and in the calaboose. By
+George, but it's a good thing to illustrate for a man like
+that! Fanny is all right again. False alarm! I was down
+yesterday afternoon at Paupata, and heard much growling of
+war, and the delightful news that the C. J. and the President
+are going to run away from Mulinuu and take refuge in the
+Tivoli hotel.
+
+
+23RD. MAIL DAY.
+
+
+And lots of pleasures before me, no doubt! Among others the
+attempt to extract an answer from - before mail time, which
+may succeed or may not.
+
+THE EBB TIDE, all but (I take it) fifteen pages, is now in
+your hands - possibly only about eleven pp. It is hard to
+say. But there it is, and you can do your best with it.
+Personally, I believe I would in this case make even a
+sacrifice to get Gordon Browne and copious illustration. I
+guess in ten days I shall have finished with it; then I go
+next to D. BALFOUR, and get the proofs ready: a nasty job for
+me, as you know. And then? Well, perhaps I'll take a go at
+the family history. I think that will be wise, as I am so
+much off work. And then, I suppose, WEIR OF HERMISTON, but
+it may be anything. I am discontented with THE EBB TIDE,
+naturally; there seems such a veil of words over it; and I
+like more and more naked writing; and yet sometimes one has a
+longing for full colour and there comes the veil again. THE
+YOUNG CHEVALIER is in very full colour, and I fear it for
+that reason. -
+Ever,
+R. L S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXX
+
+
+
+29TH MAY.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Still grinding at Chap. XI. I began many
+days ago on p. 93, and am still on p. 93, which is
+exhilarating, but the thing takes shape all the same and
+should make a pretty lively chapter for an end of it. For
+XII. is only a footnote AD EXPLICANDUM.
+
+
+JUNE THE 1ST.
+
+
+Back on p. 93. I was on 100 yesterday, but read it over and
+condemned it.
+
+
+10 A. M.
+
+
+I have worked up again to 97, but how? The deuce fly away
+with literature, for the basest sport in creation. But it's
+got to come straight! and if possible, so that I may finish
+D. BALFOUR in time for the same mail. What a getting
+upstairs! This is Flaubert outdone. Belle, Graham, and
+Lloyd leave to-day on a malaga down the coast; to be absent a
+week or so: this leaves Fanny, me, and -, who seems a nice,
+kindly fellow.
+
+
+JUNE 2ND.
+
+
+I am nearly dead with dyspepsia, over-smoking, and
+unremunerative overwork. Last night, I went to bed by seven;
+woke up again about ten for a minute to find myself light-
+headed and altogether off my legs; went to sleep again, and
+woke this morning fairly fit. I have crippled on to p. 101,
+but I haven't read it yet, so do not boast. What kills me is
+the frame of mind of one of the characters; I cannot get it
+through. Of course that does not interfere with my total
+inability to write; so that yesterday I was a living half-
+hour upon a single clause and have a gallery of variants that
+would surprise you. And this sort of trouble (which I cannot
+avoid) unfortunately produces nothing when done but
+alembication and the far-fetched. Well, read it with mercy!
+
+
+8 A.M.
+
+
+Going to bed. Have read it, and believe the chapter
+practically done at last. But lord! it has been a business.
+
+
+JULY 3RD, 8.15.
+
+
+The draft is finished, the end of Chapter II. and the tale,
+and I have only eight pages WIEDERZUARBEITEN. This is just a
+cry of joy in passing.
+
+
+10.30.
+
+
+Knocked out of time. Did 101 and 102. Alas, no more to-day,
+as I have to go down town to a meeting. Just as well though,
+as my thumb is about done up.
+
+
+SUNDAY, JUNE 4TH.
+
+
+Now for a little snippet of my life. Yesterday, 12.30, in a
+heavenly day of sun and trade, I mounted my horse and set
+off. A boy opens my gate for me. 'Sleep and long life! A
+blessing on your journey,' says he. And I reply 'Sleep, long
+life! A blessing on the house!' Then on, down the lime
+lane, a rugged, narrow, winding way, that seems almost as if
+it was leading you into Lyonesse, and you might see the head
+and shoulders of a giant looking in. At the corner of the
+road I meet the inspector of taxes, and hold a diplomatic
+interview with him; he wants me to pay taxes on the new
+house; I am informed I should not till next year; and we
+part, RE INFECTA, he promising to bring me decisions, I
+assuring him that, if I find any favouritism, he will find me
+the most recalcitrant tax-payer on the island. Then I have a
+talk with an old servant by the wayside. A little further I
+pass two children coming up. 'Love!' say I; 'are you two
+chiefly-proceeding inland?' and they say, 'Love! yes!' and
+the interesting ceremony is finished. Down to the post
+office, where I find Vitrolles and (Heaven reward you!) the
+White Book, just arrived per UPOLU, having gone the wrong way
+round, by Australia; also six copies of ISLAND NIGHTS'
+ENTERTAINMENTS. Some of Weatherall's illustrations are very
+clever; but O Lord! the lagoon! I did say it was 'shallow,'
+but, O dear, not so shallow as that a man could stand up in
+it! I had still an hour to wait for my meeting, so
+Postmaster Davis let me sit down in his room and I had a
+bottle of beer in, and read A GENTLEMAN OF FRANCE. Have you
+seen it coming out in LONGMAN'S? My dear Colvin! 'tis the
+most exquisite pleasure; a real chivalrous yarn, like the
+Dumas' and yet unlike. Thereafter to the meeting of the five
+newspaper proprietors. Business transacted, I have to gallop
+home and find the boys waiting to be paid at the doorstep.
+
+
+
+MONDAY, 5TH.
+
+
+Yesterday, Sunday, the Rev. Dr. Browne, secretary to the
+Wesleyan Mission, and the man who made the war in the Western
+Islands and was tried for his life in Fiji, came up, and we
+had a long, important talk about Samoa. O, if I could only
+talk to the home men! But what would it matter? none of them
+know, none of them care. If we could only have Macgregor
+here with his schooner, you would hear of no more troubles in
+Samoa. That is what we want; a man that knows and likes the
+natives, QUI PAYE DE SA PERSONNE, AND is not afraid of
+hanging when necessary. We don't want bland Swedish humbugs,
+and fussy, fostering German barons. That way the maelstrom
+lies, and we shall soon be in it.
+
+I have to-day written 103 and 104, all perfectly wrong, and
+shall have to rewrite them. This tale is devilish, and
+Chapter XI. the worst of the lot. The truth is of course
+that I am wholly worked out; but it's nearly done, and shall
+go somehow according to promise. I go against all my gods,
+and say it is NOT WORTH WHILE to massacre yourself over the
+last few pages of a rancid yarn, that the reviewers will
+quite justly tear to bits. As for D.B., no hope, I fear,
+this mail, but we'll see what the afternoon does for me.
+
+
+4.15.
+
+
+Well, it's done. Those tragic 16 pp. are at last finished,
+and I have put away thirty-two pages of chips, and have spent
+thirteen days about as nearly in Hell as a man could expect
+to live through. It's done, and of course it ain't worth
+while, and who cares? There it is, and about as grim a tale
+as was ever written, and as grimy, and as hateful.
+
+
+SACRED
+TO THE MEMORY
+OF
+J. L. HUISH,
+BORN 1856, AT HACKNEY,
+LONDON,
+Accidentally killed upon this
+Island,
+10th September, 1889.
+
+
+TUESDAY, 6.
+
+
+I am exulting to do nothing. It pours with rain from the
+westward, very unusual kind of weather; I was standing out on
+the little verandah in front of my room this morning, and
+there went through me or over me a wave of extraordinary and
+apparently baseless emotion. I literally staggered. And
+then the explanation came, and I knew I had found a frame of
+mind and body that belonged to Scotland, and particularly to
+the neighbourhood of Callander. Very odd these identities of
+sensation, and the world of connotations implied; highland
+huts, and peat smoke, and the brown, swirling rivers, and wet
+clothes, and whiskey, and the romance of the past, and that
+indescribable bite of the whole thing at a man's heart, which
+is - or rather lies at the bottom of - a story.
+
+I don't know if you are a Barbey d'Aurevilly-an. I am. I
+have a great delight in his Norman stories. Do you know the
+CHEVALIER DES TOUCHES and L'ENSORCELEE? They are admirable,
+they reek of the soil and the past. But I was rather
+thinking just now of LE RIDEAU CRAMOISI, and its adorable
+setting of the stopped coach, the dark street, the home-going
+in the inn yard, and the red blind illuminated. Without
+doubt, THERE was an identity of sensation; one of those
+conjunctions in life that had filled Barbey full to the brim,
+and permanently bent his memory.
+
+I wonder exceedingly if I have done anything at all good; and
+who can tell me? and why should I wish to know? In so little
+a while, I, and the English language, and the bones of my
+descendants, will have ceased to be a memory! And yet - and
+yet - one would like to leave an image for a few years upon
+men's minds - for fun. This is a very dark frame of mind,
+consequent on overwork and the conclusion of the excruciating
+EBB TIDE. Adieu.
+
+What do you suppose should be done with THE EBB TIDE? It
+would make a volume of 200 pp.; on the other hand, I might
+likely have some more stories soon: THE OWL, DEATH IN THE
+POT, THE SLEEPER AWAKENED; all these are possible. THE OWL
+might be half as long; THE SLEEPER AWAKENED, ditto; DEATH IN
+THE POT a deal shorter, I believe. Then there's the GO-
+BETWEEN, which is not impossible altogether. THE OWL, THE
+SLEEPER AWAKENED, and the GO-BETWEEN end reasonably well;
+DEATH IN THE POT is an ungodly massacre. O, well, THE OWL
+only ends well in so far as some lovers come together, and
+nobody is killed at the moment, but you know they are all
+doomed, they are Chouan fellows.
+
+
+FRIDAY, 9TH.
+
+
+Well, the mail is in; no Blue-book, depressing letter from
+C.; a long, amusing ramble from my mother; vast masses of
+Romeike; they ARE going to war now; and what will that lead
+to? and what has driven, them to it but the persistent
+misconduct of these two officials? I know I ought to rewrite
+the end of this bluidy EBB TIDE: well, I can't. CEST PLUS
+FORT QUE MOI; it has to go the way it is, and be jowned to
+it! From what I make out of the reviews, I think it would be
+better not to republish THE EBB TIDE: but keep it for other
+tales, if they should turn up. Very amusing how the reviews
+pick out one story and damn the rest I and it is always a
+different one. Be sure you send me the article from LE
+TEMPS.
+
+
+SATURDAY, 17TH.
+
+
+Since I wrote this last, I have written a whole chapter of my
+grandfather, and read it to-night; it was on the whole much
+appreciated, and I kind of hope it ain't bad myself. 'Tis a
+third writing, but it wants a fourth. By next mail, I
+believe I might send you 3 chapters. That is to say FAMILY
+ANNALS, THE SERVICE OF THE NORTHERN LIGHTS, and THE BUILDING
+OF THE BELL ROCK. Possibly even 4 - A HOUSEFUL OF BOYS. I
+could finish my grandfather very easy now; my father and
+Uncle Alan stop the way. I propose to call the book:
+NORTHERN LIGHTS: MEMOIRS OF A FAMILY of ENGINEERS. I tell
+you, it is going to be a good book. My idea in sending Ms.
+would be to get it set up; two proofs to me, one to Professor
+Swan, Ardchapel, Helensburgh - mark it private and
+confidential - one to yourself; and come on with criticisms!
+But I'll have to see. The total plan of the book is this -
+
+i. Domestic Annals.
+ii. The Service of the Northern Lights.
+iii. The Building of the Bell Rock.
+iv. A Houseful of Boys (or, 'The Family in Baxter's Place).
+v. Education of an Engineer.
+vi. The Grandfather.
+vii. Alan Stevenson.
+viii. Thomas Stevenson.
+
+There will be an Introduction 'The Surname of Stevenson'
+which has proved a mighty queer subject of inquiry. But,
+Lord! if I were among libraries.
+
+
+SUNDAY, 18TH.
+
+
+I shall put in this envelope the end of the ever-to-be-
+execrated EBB TIDE, or Stevenson's Blooming Error. Also, a
+paper apart for DAVID BALFOUR. The slips must go in another
+enclosure, I suspect, owing to their beastly bulk. Anyway,
+there are two pieces of work off my mind, and though I could
+wish I had rewritten a little more of DAVID, yet it was
+plainly to be seen it was impossible. All the points
+indicated by you have been brought out; but to rewrite the
+end, in my present state of over-exhaustion and fiction -
+phobia, would have been madness; and I let it go as it stood.
+My grandfather is good enough for me, these days. I do not
+work any less; on the whole, if anything, a little more. But
+it is different.
+
+The slips go to you in four packets; I hope they are what
+they should be, but do not think so. I am at a pitch of
+discontent with fiction in all its form - or my forms - that
+prevents me being able to be even interested. I have had to
+stop all drink; smoking I am trying to stop also. It annoys
+me dreadfully: and yet if I take a glass of claret, - I have
+a headache the next day! O, and a good headache too; none of
+your trifles.
+
+Well, sir, here's to you, and farewell. - Yours ever.
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXI
+
+
+
+SATURDAY, 24TH (?) JUNE.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN - Yesterday morning, after a day of absolute
+temperance, I awoke to the worst headache I had had yet.
+Accordingly, temperance was said farewell to, quinine
+instituted, and I believe my pains are soon to be over. We
+wait, with a kind of sighing impatience, for war to be
+declared, or to blow finally off, living in the meanwhile in
+a kind of children's hour of firelight and shadow and
+preposterous tales; the king seen at night galloping up our
+road upon unknown errands and covering his face as he passes
+our cook; Mataafa daily surrounded (when he awakes) with
+fresh 'white man's boxes' (query, ammunition?) and professing
+to be quite ignorant of where they come from; marches of
+bodies of men across the island; concealment of ditto in the
+bush; the coming on and off of different chiefs; and such a
+mass of ravelment and rag-tag as the devil himself could not
+unwind.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY, 28TH JUNE.
+
+
+Yesterday it rained with but little intermission, but I was
+jealous of news. Graham and I got into the saddle about 1
+o'clock and off down to town. In town, there was nothing but
+rumours going; in the night drums had been beat, the men had
+run to arms on Mulinuu from as far as Vaiala, and the alarm
+proved false. There were no signs of any gathering in Apia
+proper, and the Secretary of State had no news to give. I
+believed him, too, for we are brither Scots. Then the
+temptation came upon me strong to go on to the ford and see
+the Mataafa villages, where we heard there was more afoot.
+Off we rode. When we came to Vaimusu, the houses were very
+full of men, but all seemingly unarmed. Immediately beyond
+is that river over which we passed in our scamper with Lady
+Jersey; it was all solitary. Three hundred yards beyond is a
+second ford; and there - I came face to face with war. Under
+the trees on the further bank sat a picket of seven men with
+Winchesters; their faces bright, their eyes ardent. As we
+came up, they did not speak or move; only their eyes followed
+us. The horses drank, and we passed the ford. 'Talofa!' I
+said, and the commandant of the picket said 'Talofa'; and
+then, when we were almost by, remembered himself and asked
+where we were going. 'To Faamuina,' I said, and we rode on.
+Every house by the wayside was crowded with armed men. There
+was the European house of a Chinaman on the right-hand side:
+a flag of truce flying over the gate - indeed we saw three of
+these in what little way we penetrated into Mataafa's lines -
+all the foreigners trying to protect their goods; and the
+Chinaman's verandah overflowed with men and girls and
+Winchesters. By the way we met a party of about ten or a
+dozen marching with their guns and cartridge-belts, and the
+cheerful alacrity and brightness of their looks set my head
+turning with envy and sympathy. Arrived at Vaiusu, the
+houses about the MALAE (village green) were thronged with
+men, all armed. On the outside of the council-house (which
+was all full within) there stood an orator; he had his back
+turned to his audience, and seemed to address the world at
+large; all the time we were there his strong voice continued
+unabated, and I heard snatches of political wisdom rising and
+falling.
+
+The house of Faamuina stands on a knoll in the MALAE.
+Thither we mounted, a boy ran out and took our horses, and we
+went in. Faamuina was there himself, his wife Pelepa, three
+other chiefs, and some attendants; and here again was this
+exulting spectacle as of people on their marriage day.
+Faamuina (when I last saw him) was an elderly, limping
+gentleman, with much of the debility of age; it was a bright-
+eyed boy that greeted me; the lady was no less excited; all
+had cartridge-belts. We stayed but a little while to smoke a
+sului; I would not have kava made, as I thought my escapade
+was already dangerous (perhaps even blameworthy) enough. On
+the way back, we were much greeted, and on coming to the
+ford, the commandant came and asked me if there were many on
+the other side. 'Very many,' said I; not that I knew, but I
+would not lead them on the ice. 'That is well!' said he, and
+the little picket laughed aloud as we splashed into the
+river. We returned to Apia, through Apia, and out to
+windward as far as Vaiala, where the word went that the men
+of the Vaimauga had assembled. We met two boys carrying
+pigs, and saw six young men busy cooking in a cook-house; but
+no sign of an assembly; no arms, no blackened faces. I
+forgot! As we turned to leave Faamuina's, there ran forward
+a man with his face blackened, and the back of his lava-lava
+girded up so as to show his tattooed hips naked; he leaped
+before us, cut a wonderful caper, and flung his knife high in
+the air, and caught it. It was strangely savage and
+fantastic and high-spirited. I have seen a child doing the
+same antics long before in a dance, so that it is plainly an
+ACCEPTED SOLEMNITY. I should say that for weeks the children
+have been playing with spears. Up by the plantation I took a
+short cut, which shall never be repeated, through grass and
+weeds over the horses' heads and among rolling stones; I
+thought we should have left a horse there, but fortune
+favoured us. So home, a little before six, in a dashing
+squall of rain, to a bowl of kava and dinner. But the
+impression on our minds was extraordinary; the sight of that
+picket at the ford, and those ardent, happy faces whirls in
+my head; the old aboriginal awoke in both of us and knickered
+like a stallion.
+
+It is dreadful to think that I must sit apart here and do
+nothing; I do not know if I can stand it out. But you see, I
+may be of use to these poor people, if I keep quiet, and if I
+threw myself in, I should have a bad job of it to save
+myself. There; I have written this to you; and it is still
+but 7.30 in the day, and the sun only about one hour up; can
+I go back to my old grandpapa, and men sitting with
+Winchesters in my mind's eye? No; war is a huge
+ENTRAINEMENT; there is no other temptation to be compared to
+it, not one. We were all wet, we had been about five hours
+in the saddle, mostly riding hard; and we came home like
+schoolboys, with such a lightness of spirits, and I am sure
+such a brightness of eye, as you could have lit a candle at!
+
+
+THURSDAY 29TH.
+
+
+I had two priests to luncheon yesterday: the Bishop and Pere
+Remy. They were very pleasant, and quite clean too, which
+has been known sometimes not to be - even with bishops.
+Monseigneur is not unimposing; with his white beard and his
+violet girdle he looks splendidly episcopal, and when our
+three waiting lads came up one after another and kneeled
+before him in the big hall, and kissed his ring, it did me
+good for a piece of pageantry. Remy is very engaging; he is
+a little, nervous, eager man, like a governess, and brimful
+of laughter and small jokes. So is the bishop indeed, and
+our luncheon party went off merrily - far more merrily than
+many a German spread, though with so much less liquor. One
+trait was delicious. With a complete ignorance of the
+Protestant that I would scarce have imagined, he related to
+us (as news) little stories from the gospels, and got the
+names all wrong! His comments were delicious, and to our
+ears a thought irreverent. 'AH! IL CONNAISSAIT SON MONDE,
+ALLEZ!' 'IL ETAIT FIN, NOTRE SEIGNEUR!' etc.
+
+
+FRIDAY.
+
+
+Down with Fanny and Belle, to lunch at the International.
+Heard there about the huge folly of the hour, all the Mulinuu
+ammunition having been yesterday marched openly to vaults in
+Matafele; and this morning, on a cry of protest from the
+whites, openly and humiliatingly disinterred and marched back
+again. People spoke of it with a kind of shrill note that
+did not quite satisfy me. They seemed not quite well at
+ease. Luncheon over, we rode out on the Malie road. All was
+quiet in Vaiusu, and when we got to the second ford, alas!
+there was no picket - which was just what Belle had come to
+sketch. On through quite empty roads; the houses deserted,
+never a gun to be seen; and at last a drum and a penny
+whistle playing in Vaiusu, and a cricket match on the MALAE!
+Went up to Faamuina's; he is a trifle uneasy, though he gives
+us kava. I cannot see what ails him, then it appears that he
+has an engagement with the Chief Justice at half-past two to
+sell a piece of land. Is this the reason why war has
+disappeared? We ride back, stopping to sketch here and there
+the fords, a flag of truce, etc. I ride on to Public Hall
+Committee and pass an hour with my committees very heavily.
+To the hotel to dinner, then to the ball, and home by eleven,
+very tired. At the ball I heard some news, of how the chief
+of Letonu said that I was the source of all this trouble, and
+should be punished, and my family as well. This, and the
+rudeness of the man at the ford of the Gase-gase, looks but
+ill; I should have said that Faamuina, as he approached the
+first ford, was spoken to by a girl, and immediately said
+goodbye and plunged into the bush; the girl had told him
+there was a war party out from Mulinuu; and a little further
+on, as we stopped to sketch a flag of truce, the beating of
+drums and the sound of a bugle from that direction startled
+us. But we saw nothing, and I believe Mulinuu is (at least
+at present) incapable of any act of offence. One good job,
+these threats to my home and family take away all my childish
+temptation to go out and fight. Our force must be here, to
+protect ourselves. I see panic rising among the whites; I
+hear the shrill note of it in their voices, and they talk
+already about a refuge on the war ships. There are two here,
+both German; and the ORLANDO is expected presently.
+
+
+SUNDAY 9TH JULY.
+
+
+Well, the war has at last begun. For four or five days, Apia
+has been filled by these poor children with their faces
+blacked, and the red handkerchief about their brows, that
+makes the Malietoa uniform, and the boats have been coming in
+from the windward, some of them 50 strong, with a drum and a
+bugle on board - the bugle always ill-played - and a sort of
+jester leaping and capering on the sparred nose of the boat,
+and the whole crew uttering from time to time a kind of
+menacing ululation. Friday they marched out to the bush; and
+yesterday morning we heard that some had returned to their
+houses for the night, as they found it 'so uncomfortable.'
+After dinner a messenger came up to me with a note, that the
+wounded were arriving at the Mission House. Fanny, Lloyd and
+I saddled and rode off with a lantern; it was a fine starry
+night, though pretty cold. We left the lantern at Tanuga-
+manono, and then down in the starlight. I found Apia, and
+myself, in a strange state of flusteration; my own excitement
+was gloomy and (I may say) truculent; others appeared
+imbecile; some sullen. The best place in the whole town was
+the hospital. A longish frame-house it was, with a big table
+in the middle for operations, and ten Samoans, each with an
+average of four sympathisers, stretched along the walls.
+Clarke was there, steady as a die; Miss Large, little
+spectacled angel, showed herself a real trump; the nice,
+clean, German orderlies in their white uniforms looked and
+meant business. (I hear a fine story of Miss Large - a cast-
+iron teetotaller - going to the public-house for a bottle of
+brandy.)
+
+The doctors were not there when I arrived; but presently it
+was observed that one of the men was going cold. He was a
+magnificent Samoan, very dark, with a noble aquiline
+countenance, like an Arab, I suppose, and was surrounded by
+seven people, fondling his limbs as he lay: he was shot
+through both lungs. And an orderly was sent to the town for
+the (German naval) doctors, who were dining there. Meantime
+I found an errand of my own. Both Clarke and Miss Large
+expressed a wish to have the public hall, of which I am
+chairman, and I set off down town, and woke people out of
+their beds, and got a committee together, and (with a great
+deal of difficulty from one man, whom we finally overwhelmed)
+got the public hall for them. Bar the one man, the committee
+was splendid, and agreed in a moment to share the expense if
+the shareholders object. Back to the hospital about 11.30;
+found the German doctors there. Two men were going now, one
+that was shot in the bowels - he was dying rather hard, in a
+gloomy stupor of pain and laudanum, silent, with contorted
+face. The chief, shot through the lungs, was lying on one
+side, awaiting the last angel; his family held his hands and
+legs; they were all speechless, only one woman suddenly
+clasped his knee, and 'keened' for the inside of five
+seconds, and fell silent again. Went home, and to bed about
+two A.M. What actually passed seems undiscoverable; but the
+Mataafas were surely driven back out of Vaitele; that is a
+blow to them, and the resistance was far greater than had
+been anticipated - which is a blow to the Laupepas. All
+seems to indicate a long and bloody war.
+
+Frank's house in Mulinuu was likewise filled with wounded;
+many dead bodies were brought in; I hear with certainty of
+five, wrapped in mats; and a pastor goes to-morrow to the
+field to bring others. The Laupepas brought in eleven heads
+to Mulinuu, and to the great horror and consternation of the
+native mind, one proved to be a girl, and was identified as
+that of a Taupou - or Maid of the Village - from Savaii. I
+hear this morning, with great relief, that it has been
+returned to Malie, wrapped in the most costly silk
+handkerchiefs, and with an apologetic embassy. This could
+easily happen. The girl was of course attending on her
+father with ammunition, and got shot; her hair was cut short
+to make her father's war head-dress - even as our own Sina's
+is at this moment; and the decollator was probably, in his
+red flurry of fight, wholly unconscious of her sex. I am
+sorry for him in the future; he must make up his mind to many
+bitter jests - perhaps to vengeance. But what an end to one
+chosen for her beauty and, in the time of peace, watched over
+by trusty crones and hunchbacks!
+
+
+EVENING.
+
+
+Can I write or not? I played lawn tennis in the morning, and
+after lunch down with Graham to Apia. Ulu, he that was shot
+in the lungs, still lives; he that was shot in the bowels is
+gone to his fathers, poor, fierce child! I was able to be of
+some very small help, and in the way of helping myself to
+information, to prove myself a mere gazer at meteors. But
+there seems no doubt the Mataafas for the time are scattered;
+the most of our friends are involved in this disaster, and
+Mataafa himself - who might have swept the islands a few
+months ago - for him to fall so poorly, doubles my regret.
+They say the Taupou had a gun and fired; probably an excuse
+manufactured EX POST FACTO. I go down to-morrow at 12, to
+stay the afternoon, and help Miss Large. In the hospital to-
+day, when I first entered it, there were no attendants; only
+the wounded and their friends, all equally sleeping and their
+heads poised upon the wooden pillows. There is a pretty
+enough boy there, slightly wounded, whose fate is to be
+envied: two girls, and one of the most beautiful, with
+beaming eyes, tend him and sleep upon his pillow. In the
+other corner, another young man, very patient and brave, lies
+wholly deserted. Yet he seems to me far the better of the
+two; but not so pretty! Heavens, what a difference that
+makes; in our not very well proportioned bodies and our
+finely hideous faces, the 1-32nd - rather the 1-64th - this
+way or that! Sixteen heads in all at Mulinuu. I am so stiff
+I can scarce move without a howl.
+
+
+MONDAY, 10TH.
+
+
+Some news that Mataafa is gone to Savaii by way of Manono;
+this may mean a great deal more warfaring, and no great
+issue. (When Sosimo came in this morning with my breakfast
+he had to lift me up. It is no joke to play lawn tennis
+after carrying your right arm in a sling so many years.)
+What a hard, unjust business this is! On the 28th, if
+Mataafa had moved, he could have still swept Mulinuu. He
+waited, and I fear he is now only the stick of a rocket.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY, 12TH.
+
+
+No more political news; but many rumours. The government
+troops are off to Manono; no word of Mataafa. O, there is a
+passage in my mother's letter which puzzles me as to a date.
+Is it next Christmas you are coming? or the Christmas after?
+This is most important, and must be understood at once. If
+it is next Christmas, I could not go to Ceylon, for lack of
+gold, and you would have to adopt one of the following
+alternatives: 1st, either come straight on here and pass a
+month with us; 'tis the rainy season, but we have often
+lovely weather. Or (2nd) come to Hawaii and I will meet you
+there. Hawaii is only a week's sail from S. Francisco,
+making only about sixteen days on the heaving ocean; and the
+steamers run once a fortnight, so that you could turn round;
+and you could thus pass a day or two in the States - a
+fortnight even - and still see me. But I have sworn to take
+no further excursions till I have money saved to pay for
+them; and to go to Ceylon and back would be torture unless I
+had a lot. You must answer this at once, please; so that I
+may know what to do. We would dearly like you to come on
+here. I'll tell you how it can be done; I can come up and
+meet you at Hawaii, and if you had at all got over your sea-
+sickness, I could just come on board and we could return
+together to Samoa, and you could have a month of our life
+here, which I believe you could not help liking. Our horses
+are the devil, of course, miserable screws, and some of them
+a little vicious. I had a dreadful fright - the passage in
+my mother's letter is recrossed and I see it says the end of
+/94: so much the better, then; but I would like to submit to
+you my alternative plan. I could meet you at Hawaii, and
+reconduct you to Hawaii, so that we could have a full six
+weeks together and I believe a little over, and you would see
+this place of mine, and have a sniff of native life, native
+foods, native houses - and perhaps be in time to see the
+German flag raised, who knows? - and we could generally yarn
+for all we were worth. I should like you to see Vailima; and
+I should be curious to know how the climate affected you. It
+is quite hit or miss; it suits me, it suits Graham, it suits
+all our family; others it does not suit at all. It is either
+gold or poison. I rise at six, the rest at seven; lunch is
+at 12; at five we go to lawn tennis till dinner at six; and
+to roost early.
+
+A man brought in a head to Mulinuu in great glory; they
+washed the black paint off, and behold! it was his brother.
+When I last heard he was sitting in his house, with the head
+upon his lap, and weeping. Barbarous war is an ugly
+business; but I believe the civilised is fully uglier; but
+Lord! what fun!
+
+I should say we now have definite news that there are THREE
+women's heads; it was difficult to get it out of the natives,
+who are all ashamed, and the women all in terror of
+reprisals. Nothing has been done to punish or disgrace these
+hateful innovators. It was a false report that the head had
+been returned.
+
+
+THURSDAY, 13TH,
+
+
+Mataafa driven away from Savaii. I cannot write about this,
+and do not know what should be the end of it.
+
+
+MONDAY, 17TH.
+
+
+Haggard and Ahrens (a German clerk) to lunch yesterday.
+There is no real certain news yet: I must say, no man could
+SWEAR to any result; but the sky looks horribly black for
+Mataafa and so many of our friends along with him. The thing
+has an abominable, a beastly, nightmare interest. But it's
+wonderful generally how little one cares about the wounded;
+hospital sights, etc.; things that used to murder me. I was
+far more struck with the excellent way in which things were
+managed; as if it had been a peep-show; I held some of the
+things at an operation, and did not care a dump.
+
+
+TUESDAY, 18TH.
+
+
+Sunday came the KATOOMBA, Captain Bickford, C.M.G.
+Yesterday, Graham and I went down to call, and find he has
+orders to suppress Mataafa at once, and has to go down to-day
+before daybreak to Manono. He is a very capable, energetic
+man; if he had only come ten days ago, all this would have
+gone by; but now the questions are thick and difficult. (1)
+Will Mataafa surrender? (2) Will his people allow themselves
+to be disarmed? (3) What will happen to them if they do?
+(4) What will any of them believe after former deceptions?
+The three consuls were scampering on horseback to Leulumoega
+to the King; no Cusack-Smith, without whose accession I could
+not send a letter to Mataafa. I rode up here, wrote my
+letter in the sweat of the concordance and with the able-
+bodied help of Lloyd - and dined. Then down in continual
+showers and pitchy darkness, and to Cusack-Smith's; not re-
+returned. Back to the inn for my horse, and to C.-S.'s, when
+I find him just returned and he accepts my letter. Thence
+home, by 12.30, jolly tired and wet. And to-day have been in
+a crispation of energy and ill-temper, raking my wretched
+mail together. It is a hateful business, waiting for the
+news; it may come to a fearful massacre yet. - Yours ever,
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXII
+
+
+
+AUGUST, 1893.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Quite impossible to write. Your letter is
+due to-day; a nasty, rainy-like morning with huge blue
+clouds, and a huge indigo shadow on the sea, and my lamp
+still burning at near 7. Let me humbly give you news. Fanny
+seems on the whole the most, or the only, powerful member of
+the family; for some days she has been the Flower of the
+Flock. Belle is begging for quinine. Lloyd and Graham have
+both been down with 'belly belong him' (Black Boy speech).
+As for me, I have to lay aside my lawn tennis, having (as was
+to be expected) had a smart but eminently brief hemorrhage.
+I am also on the quinine flask. I have been re-casting the
+beginning of the HANGING JUDGE or WEIR OF HERMISTON; then I
+have been cobbling on my grandfather, whose last chapter
+(there are only to be four) is in the form of pieces of
+paper, a huge welter of inconsequence, and that glimmer of
+faith (or hope) which one learns at this trade, that somehow
+and some time, by perpetual staring and glowering and
+rewriting, order will emerge. It is indeed a queer hope;
+there is one piece for instance that I want in - I cannot put
+it one place for a good reason - I cannot put it another for
+a better - and every time I look at it, I turn sick and put
+the Ms. away.
+
+Well, your letter hasn't come, and a number of others are
+missing. It looks as if a mail-bag had gone on, so I'll
+blame nobody, and proceed to business.
+
+It looks as if I was going to send you the first three
+chapters of my Grandfather. . . . If they were set up, it
+would be that much anxiety off my mind. I have a strange
+feeling of responsibility, as if I had my ancestors' SOULS in
+my charge, and might miscarry with them.
+
+There's a lot of work gone into it, and a lot more is needed.
+Still Chapter I. seems about right to me, and much of Chapter
+II. Chapter III. I know nothing of, as I told you. And
+Chapter IV. is at present all ends and beginnings; but it can
+be pulled together.
+
+This is all I have been able to screw up to you for this
+month, and I may add that it is not only more than you
+deserve, but just about more than I was equal to. I have
+been and am entirely useless; just able to tinker at my
+Grandfather. The three chapters - perhaps also a little of
+the fourth - will come home to you next mail by the hand of
+my cousin Graham Balfour, a very nice fellow whom I recommend
+to you warmly - and whom I think you will like. This will
+give you time to consider my various and distracted schemes.
+
+All our wars are over in the meantime, to begin again as soon
+as the war-ships leave. Adieu.
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIII
+
+
+
+23RD AUGUST.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Your pleasing letter RE THE EBB TIDE, to
+hand. I propose, if it be not too late, to delete Lloyd's
+name. He has nothing to do with the last half. The first we
+wrote together, as the beginning of a long yarn. The second
+is entirely mine; and I think it rather unfair on the young
+man to couple his name with so infamous a work. Above all,
+as you had not read the two last chapters, which seem to me
+the most ugly and cynical of all.
+
+You will see that I am not in a good humour; and I am not.
+It is not because of your letter, but because of the
+complicated miseries that surround me and that I choose to
+say nothing of. Life is not all Beer and Skittles. The
+inherent tragedy of things works itself out from white to
+black and blacker, and the poor things of a day look ruefully
+on. Does it shake my cast-iron faith? I cannot say it does.
+I believe in an ultimate decency of things; ay, and if I woke
+in hell, should still believe it! But it is hard walking,
+and I can see my own share in the missteps, and can bow my
+head to the result, like an old, stern, unhappy devil of a
+Norseman, as my ultimate character is. . . .
+
+Well, IL FAUT CULTIVER SON JARDIN. That last expression of
+poor, unhappy human wisdom I take to my heart and go to ST.
+IVES.
+
+
+24th AUG.
+
+
+And did, and worked about 2 hours and got to sleep ultimately
+and 'a' the clouds has blawn away.' 'Be sure we'll have some
+pleisand weather, When a' the clouds (storms?) has blawn
+(gone?) away.' Verses that have a quite inexplicable
+attraction for me, and I believe had for Burns. They have no
+merit, but are somehow good. I am now in a most excellent
+humour.
+
+I am deep in ST. IVES which, I believe, will be the next
+novel done. But it is to be clearly understood that I
+promise nothing, and may throw in your face the very last
+thing you expect - or I expect. ST. IVES will (to my mind)
+not be wholly bad. It is written in rather a funny style; a
+little stilted and left-handed; the style of St. Ives; also,
+to some extent, the style of R. L. S. dictating. ST. IVES
+is unintellectual and except as an adventure novel, dull.
+But the adventures seem to me sound and pretty probable; and
+it is a love story. Speed his wings!
+
+
+SUNDAY NIGHT.
+
+
+DE COEUR UN PEU PLUS DISPOS, MONSIEUR ET CHER CONFRERE, JE ME
+REMETS A VOUS ECRIRE. ST. IVES is now in the 5th chapter
+copying; in the 14th chapter of the dictated draft. I do not
+believe I shall end by disliking it.
+
+
+MONDAY.
+
+
+Well, here goes again for the news. Fanny is VERY WELL
+indeed, and in good spirits; I am in good spirits but not
+VERY well; Lloyd is in good spirits and very well; Belle has
+a real good fever which has put her pipe out wholly. Graham
+goes back this mail. He takes with him three chapters of THE
+FAMILY, and is to go to you as soon as he can. He cannot be
+much the master of his movements, but you grip him when you
+can and get all you can from him, as he has lived about six
+months with us and he can tell you just what is true and what
+is not - and not the dreams of dear old Ross. He is a good
+fellow, is he not?
+
+Since you rather revise your views of THE EBB TIDE, I think
+Lloyd's name might stick, but I'll leave it to you. I'll
+tell you just how it stands. Up to the discovery of the
+champagne, the tale was all planned between us and drafted by
+Lloyd; from that moment he has had nothing to do with it
+except talking it over. For we changed our plan, gave up the
+projected Monte Cristo, and cut it down for a short story.
+My jmpression - (I beg your pardon - this is a local joke - a
+firm here had on its beer labels, 'sole jmporters') - is that
+it will never be popular, but might make a little SUCCES DE
+SCANDALE. However, I'm done with it now, and not sorry, and
+the crowd may rave and mumble its bones for what I care.
+
+Hole essential. I am sorry about the maps; but I want 'em
+for next edition, so see and have proofs sent. You are quite
+right about the bottle and the great Huish, I must try to
+make it clear. No, I will not write a play for Irving nor
+for the devil. Can you not see that the work of
+FALSIFICATION which a play demands is of all tasks the most
+ungrateful? And I have done it a long while - and nothing
+ever came of it.
+
+Consider my new proposal, I mean Honolulu. You would get the
+Atlantic and the Rocky Mountains, would you not? for bracing.
+And so much less sea! And then you could actually see
+Vailima, which I WOULD like you to, for it's beautiful and my
+home and tomb that is to be; though it's a wrench not to be
+planted in Scotland - that I can never deny - if I could only
+be buried in the hills, under the heather and a table
+tombstone like the martyrs, where the whaups and plovers are
+crying! Did you see a man who wrote the STICKIT MINISTER,
+and dedicated it to me, in words that brought the tears to my
+eyes every time I looked at them, 'Where about the graves of
+the martyrs the whaups are crying. HIS heart remembers how.'
+Ah, by God, it does! Singular that I should fulfil the Scots
+destiny throughout, and live a voluntary exile, and have my
+head filled with the blessed, beastly place all the time!
+
+And now a word as regards the delusions of the dear Ross, who
+remembers, I believe, my letters and Fanny's when we were
+first installed, and were really hoeing a hard row. We have
+salad, beans, cabbages, tomatoes, asparagus, kohl-rabi,
+oranges, limes, barbadines, pine-apples, Cape gooseberries -
+galore; pints of milk and cream; fresh meat five days a week.
+It is the rarest thing for any of us to touch a tin; and the
+gnashing of teeth when it has to be done is dreadful - for no
+one who has not lived on them for six months knows what the
+Hatred of the Tin is. As for exposure, my weakness is
+certainly the reverse; I am sometimes a month without leaving
+the verandah - for my sins, be it said! Doubtless, when I go
+about and, as the Doctor says, 'expose myself to malaria,' I
+am in far better health; and I would do so more too - for I
+do not mean to be silly - but the difficulties are great.
+However, you see how much the dear Doctor knows of my diet
+and habits! Malaria practically does not exist in these
+islands; it is a negligeable quantity. What really bothers
+us a little is the mosquito affair - the so-called
+elephantiasis - ask Ross about it. A real romance of natural
+history, QUOI!
+
+Hi! stop! you say THE EBB TIDE is the 'working out of an
+artistic problem of a kind.' Well, I should just bet it was!
+You don't like Attwater. But look at my three rogues;
+they're all there, I'll go bail. Three types of the bad man,
+the weak man, and the strong man with a weakness, that are
+gone through and lived out.
+
+Yes, of course I was sorry for Mataafa, but a good deal
+sorrier and angrier about the mismanagement of all the white
+officials. I cannot bear to write about that. Manono all
+destroyed, one house standing in Apolima, the women stripped,
+the prisoners beaten with whips - and the women's heads taken
+- all under white auspices. And for upshot and result of so
+much shame to the white powers - Tamasese already conspiring!
+as I knew and preached in vain must be the case! Well, well,
+it is no fun to meddle in politics!
+
+I suppose you're right about Simon. But it is Symon
+throughout in that blessed little volume my father bought for
+me in Inverness in the year of grace '81, I believe - the
+trial of James Stewart, with the Jacobite pamphlet and the
+dying speech appended - out of which the whole of Davie has
+already been begotten, and which I felt it a kind of loyalty
+to follow. I really ought to have it bound in velvet and
+gold, if I had any gratitude! and the best of the lark is,
+that the name of David Balfour is not anywhere within the
+bounds of it.
+
+A pretty curious instance of the genesis of a book. I am
+delighted at your good word for DAVID; I believe the two
+together make up much the best of my work and perhaps of what
+is in me. I am not ashamed of them, at least. There is one
+hitch; instead of three hours between the two parts, I fear
+there have passed three years over Davie's character; but do
+not tell anybody; see if they can find it out for themselves;
+and no doubt his experiences in KIDNAPPED would go far to
+form him. I would like a copy to go to G. Meredith.
+
+
+WEDNESDAY.
+
+
+Well, here is a new move. It is likely I may start with
+Graham next week and go to Honolulu to meet the other steamer
+and return: I do believe a fortnight at sea would do me good;
+yet I am not yet certain. The crowded UP-steamer sticks in
+my throat.
+
+
+TUESDAY, 12TH SEPT.
+
+
+Yesterday was perhaps the brightest in the annals of Vailima.
+I got leave from Captain Bickford to have the band of the
+KATOOMBA come up, and they came, fourteen of 'em, with drum,
+fife, cymbals and bugles, blue jackets, white caps, and
+smiling faces. The house was all decorated with scented
+greenery above and below. We had not only our own nine out-
+door workers, but a contract party that we took on in charity
+to pay their war-fine; the band besides, as it came up the
+mountain, had collected a following of children by the way,
+and we had a picking of Samoan ladies to receive them.
+Chicken, ham, cake, and fruits were served out with coffee
+and lemonade, and all the afternoon we had rounds of claret
+negus flavoured with rum and limes. They played to us, they
+danced, they sang, they tumbled. Our boys came in the end of
+the verandah and gave THEM a dance for a while. It was
+anxious work getting this stopped once it had begun, but I
+knew the band was going on a programme. Finally they gave
+three cheers for Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, shook hands, formed up
+and marched off playing - till a kicking horse in the paddock
+put their pipes out something of the suddenest - we thought
+the big drum was gone, but Simele flew to the rescue. And so
+they wound away down the hill with ever another call of the
+bugle, leaving us extinct with fatigue, but perhaps the most
+contented hosts that ever watched the departure of successful
+guests. Simply impossible to tell how well these blue-
+jackets behaved; a most interesting lot of men; this
+education of boys for the navy is making a class, wholly
+apart - how shall I call them? - a kind of lower-class public
+school boy, well-mannered, fairly intelligent, sentimental as
+a sailor. What is more shall be writ on board ship if
+anywhere.
+
+Please send CATRIONA to G. Meredith.
+
+
+S. S. MARIPOSA.
+
+
+To-morrow I reach Honolulu. Good-morning to your honour. R.
+L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIV
+
+
+
+WAIKIKI, HONOLULU, H. 1.
+OCT. 23rd, 1893.
+
+
+DEAR COLVIN, - My wife came up on the steamer and we go home
+together in 2 days. I am practically all right, only sleepy
+and tired easily, slept yesterday from 11 to 11.45, from 1 to
+2.50, went to bed at 8 P.M., and with an hour's interval
+slept till 6 A.M., close upon 14 hours out of the 24. We
+sail to-morrow. I am anxious to get home, though this has
+been an interesting visit, and politics have been curious
+indeed to study. We go to P.P.C. on the 'Queen' this
+morning; poor, recluse lady, ABREUVEE D'INJURES QU'ELLE EST.
+Had a rather annoying lunch on board the American man-of-war,
+with a member of the P.G. (provincial government); and a good
+deal of anti-royalist talk, which I had to sit out - not only
+for my host's sake, but my fellow guests. At last, I took
+the lead and changed the conversation.
+
+R. L. S.
+
+I am being busted here by party named Hutchinson. Seems
+good.
+
+
+[VAILIMA - NOVEMBER.]
+
+
+Home again, and found all well, thank God. I am perfectly
+well again and ruddier than the cherry. Please note that
+8000 is not bad for a volume of short stories; the MERRY MEN
+did a good deal worse; the short story never sells. I hope
+CATRIONA will do; that is the important. The reviews seem
+mixed and perplexed, and one had the peculiar virtue to make
+me angry. I am in a fair way to expiscate my family history.
+Fanny and I had a lovely voyage down, with our new C. J. and
+the American Land Commissioner, and on the whole, and for
+these disgusting steamers, a pleasant ship's company. I
+cannot understand why you don't take to the Hawaii scheme.
+Do you understand? You cross the Atlantic in six days, and
+go from 'Frisco to Honolulu in seven. Thirteen days at sea
+IN ALL. - I have no wish to publish THE EBB TIDE as a book,
+let it wait. It will look well in the portfolio. I would
+like a copy, of course, for that end; and to 'look upon't
+again' - which I scarce dare.
+
+
+[LATER.]
+
+
+This is disgraceful. I have done nothing; neither work nor
+letters. On the Me (May) day, we had a great triumph; our
+Protestant boys, instead of going with their own villages and
+families, went of their own accord in the Vailima uniform;
+Belle made coats for them on purpose to complete the uniform,
+they having bought the stuff; and they were hailed as they
+marched in as the Tama-ona - the rich man's children. This
+is really a score; it means that Vailima is publicly taken as
+a family. Then we had my birthday feast a week late, owing
+to diarrhoea on the proper occasion. The feast was laid in
+the Hall, and was a singular mass of food: 15 pigs, 100 lbs.
+beef, 100 lbs. pork, and the fruit and filigree in a
+proportion. We had sixty horse-posts driven in the gate
+paddock; how many guests I cannot guess, perhaps 150. They
+came between three and four and left about seven. Seumanu
+gave me one of his names; and when my name was called at the
+ava drinking, behold, it was AU MAI TAUA MA MANU-VAO! You
+would scarce recognise me, if you heard me thus referred to!
+
+Two days after, we hired a carriage in Apia, Fanny, Belle,
+Lloyd and I, and drove in great style, with a native
+outrider, to the prison; a huge gift of ava and tobacco under
+the seats. The prison is now under the PULE of an Austrian,
+Captain Wurmbrand, a soldier of fortune in Servia and Turkey,
+a charming, clever, kindly creature, who is adored by 'HIS
+chiefs' (as he calls them) meaning OUR political prisoners.
+And we came into the yard, walled about with tinned iron, and
+drank ava with the prisoners and the captain. It may amuse
+you to hear how it is proper to drink ava. When the cup is
+handed you, you reach your arm out somewhat behind you, and
+slowly pour a libation, saying with somewhat the manner of
+prayer, 'IA TAUMAFA E LE ATUA. UA MATAGOFIE LE FESILAFAIGA
+NEI.' 'Be it (high-chief) partaken of by the God. How (high
+chief) beautiful to view is this (high chief) gathering.'
+This pagan practice is very queer. I should say that the
+prison ava was of that not very welcome form that we
+elegantly call spit-ava, but of course there was no escape,
+and it had to be drunk. Fanny and I rode home, and I
+moralised by the way. Could we ever stand Europe again? did
+she appreciate that if we were in London, we should be
+ACTUALLY JOSTLED in the street? and there was nobody in the
+whole of Britain who knew how to take ava like a gentleman?
+'Tis funny to be thus of two civilisations - or, if you like,
+of one civilisation and one barbarism. And, as usual, the
+barbarism is the more engaging.
+
+Colvin, you have to come here and see us in our { native /
+mortal } spot. I just don't seem to be able to make up my
+mind to your not coming. By this time, you will have seen
+Graham, I hope, and he will be able to tell you something
+about us, and something reliable, I shall feel for the first
+time as if you knew a little about Samoa after that. Fanny
+seems to be in the right way now. I must say she is very,
+very well for her, and complains scarce at all. Yesterday,
+she went down SOLA (at least accompanied by a groom) to pay a
+visit; Belle, Lloyd and I went a walk up the mountain road -
+the great public highway of the island, where you have to go
+single file. The object was to show Belle that gaudy valley
+of the Vaisigano which the road follows. If the road is to
+be made and opened, as our new Chief Justice promises, it
+will be one of the most beautiful roads in the world. But
+the point is this: I forgot I had been three months in
+civilisation, wearing shoes and stockings, and I tell you I
+suffered on my soft feet; coming home, down hill, on that
+stairway of loose stones, I could have cried. O yes, another
+story, I knew I had. The house boys had not been behaving
+well, so the other night I announced a FONO, and Lloyd and I
+went into the boys' quarters, and I talked to them I suppose
+for half an hour, and Talolo translated; Lloyd was there
+principally to keep another ear on the interpreter; else
+there may be dreadful misconceptions. I rubbed all their
+ears, except two whom I particularly praised; and one man's
+wages I announced I had cut down by one half. Imagine his
+taking this smiling! Ever since, he has been specially
+attentive and greets me with a face of really heavenly
+brightness. This is another good sign of their really and
+fairly accepting me as a chief. When I first came here, if I
+had fined a man a sixpence, he would have quit work that
+hour, and now I remove half his income, and he is glad to
+stay on - nay, does not seem to entertain the possibility of
+leaving. And this in the face of one particular difficulty -
+I mean our house in the bush, and no society, and no women
+society within decent reach.
+
+I think I must give you our staff in a tabular form.
+
+
+HOUSE.
+
++ o SOSIMO, provost and butler, and my valet.
+
+o MISIFOLO, who is Fanny and Belle's chamberlain.
+
+KITCHEN
+
++ o TALOLO, provost and chief cook.
+
++ o IOPU, second cook.
+
+TALI, his wife, no wages.
+
+TI'A, Samoan cook.
+
+FEILOA'I, his child, no wages, likewise no work - Belle's
+pet.
+
++ o LEUELU, Fanny's boy, gardener, odd jobs.
+
+IN APIA.
+
++ ELIGA, washman and daily errand man.
+
+OUTSIDE.
+
++ o HENRY SIMELE, provost and overseas of outside boys.
+
+LU.
+
+TASI SELE.
+
+MAIELE.
+
+PULU, who is also our talking man and cries the ava.
+
+
+The crosses mark out the really excellent boys. Ti'a is the
+man who has just been fined half his wages; he is a beautiful
+old man, the living image of 'Fighting Gladiator,' my
+favourite statue - but a dreadful humbug. I think we keep
+him on a little on account of his looks. This sign o marks
+those who have been two years or upwards in the family. I
+note all my old boys have the cross of honour, except
+Misifolo; well, poor dog, he does his best, I suppose. You
+should see him scour. It is a remark that has often been
+made by visitors: you never see a Samoan run, except at
+Vailima. Do you not suppose that makes me proud?
+
+I am pleased to see what a success THE WRECKER was, having
+already in little more than a year outstripped THE MASTER OF
+BALLANTRAE.
+
+About DAVID BALFOUR in two volumes, do see that they make it
+a decent-looking book, and tell me, do you think a little
+historical appendix would be of service? Lang bleats for
+one, and I thought I might address it to him as a kind of
+open letter.
+
+
+DEC. 4TH.
+
+
+No time after all. Good-bye.
+
+R. L S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXV
+
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - One page out of my picture book I must give
+you. Fine burning day; half past two P.M. We four begin to
+rouse up from reparatory slumbers, yawn, and groan, get a cup
+of tea, and miserably dress: we have had a party the day
+before, X'mas Day, with all the boys absent but one, and
+latterly two; we had cooked all day long, a cold dinner, and
+lo! at two our guests began to arrive, though dinner was not
+till six; they were sixteen, and fifteen slept the night and
+breakfasted. Conceive, then, how unwillingly we climb on our
+horses and start off in the hottest part of the afternoon to
+ride 4 and a half miles, attend a native feast in the gaol,
+and ride four and a half miles back. But there is no help
+for it. I am a sort of father of the political prisoners,
+and have CHARGE D'AMES in that riotously absurd
+establishment, Apia Gaol. The twenty-three (I think it is)
+chiefs act as under gaolers. The other day they told the
+Captain of an attempt to escape. One of the lesser political
+prisoners the other day effected a swift capture, while the
+Captain was trailing about with the warrant; the man came to
+see what was wanted; came, too, flanked by the former gaoler;
+my prisoner offers to show him the dark cell, shoves him in,
+and locks the door. 'Why do you do that?' cries the former
+gaoler. 'A warrant,' says he. Finally, the chiefs actually
+feed the soldiery who watch them!
+
+The gaol is a wretched little building, containing a little
+room, and three cells, on each side of a central passage; it
+is surrounded by a fence of corrugated iron, and shows, over
+the top of that, only a gable end with the inscription O LE
+FALE PUIPUI. It is on the edge of the mangrove swamp, and is
+reached by a sort of causeway of turf. When we drew near, we
+saw the gates standing open and a prodigious crowd outside -
+I mean prodigious for Apia, perhaps a hundred and fifty
+people. The two sentries at the gate stood to arms
+passively, and there seemed to be a continuous circulation
+inside and out. The captain came to meet us; our boy, who
+had been sent ahead was there to take the horses; and we
+passed inside the court which was full of food, and rang
+continuously to the voice of the caller of gifts; I had to
+blush a little later when my own present came, and I heard my
+one pig and eight miserable pine-apples being counted out
+like guineas. In the four corners of the yard and along one
+wall, there are make-shift, dwarfish, Samoan houses or huts,
+which have been run up since Captain Wurmbrand came to
+accommodate the chiefs. Before that they were all crammed
+into the six cells, and locked in for the night, some of them
+with dysentery. They are wretched constructions enough, but
+sanctified by the presence of chiefs. We heard a man
+corrected loudly to-day for saying 'FALE' of one of them;
+'MAOTA,' roared the highest chief present - 'palace.' About
+eighteen chiefs, gorgeously arrayed, stood up to greet us,
+and led us into one of these MAOTAS, where you may be sure we
+had to crouch, almost to kneel, to enter, and where a row of
+pretty girls occupied one side to make the ava (kava). The
+highest chief present was a magnificent man, as high chiefs
+usually are; I find I cannot describe him; his face is full
+of shrewdness and authority; his figure like Ajax; his name
+Auilua. He took the head of the building and put Belle on
+his right hand. Fanny was called first for the ava (kava).
+Our names were called in English style, the high-chief wife
+of Mr. St- (an unpronounceable something); Mrs. Straw, and
+the like. And when we went into the other house to eat, we
+found we were seated alternately with chiefs about the -
+table, I was about to say, but rather floor. Everything was
+to be done European style with a vengeance! We were the only
+whites present, except Wurmbrand, and still I had no
+suspicion of the truth. They began to take off their ulas
+(necklaces of scarlet seeds) and hang them about our necks;
+we politely resisted, and were told that the King (who had
+stopped off their SIVA) had sent down to the prison a message
+to the effect that he was to give a dinner to-morrow, and
+wished their second-hand ulas for it. Some of them were
+content; others not. There was a ring of anger in the boy's
+voice, as he told us we were to wear them past the King's
+house. Dinner over, I must say they are moderate eaters at a
+feast, we returned to the ava house; and then the curtain
+drew suddenly up upon the set scene. We took our seats, and
+Auilua began to give me a present, recapitulating each
+article as he gave it out, with some appropriate comment. He
+called me several times 'their only friend,' said they were
+all in slavery, had no money, and these things were all made
+by the hands of their families - nothing bought; he had one
+phrase, in which I heard his voice rise up to a note of
+triumph: 'This is a present from the poor prisoners to the
+rich man.' Thirteen pieces of tapa, some of them
+surprisingly fine, one I think unique; thirty fans of every
+shape and colour; a kava cup, etc., etc. At first Auilua
+conducted the business with weighty gravity; but before the
+end of the thirty fans, his comments began to be humorous.
+When it came to a little basket, he said: 'Here was a little
+basket for Tusitala to put sixpence in, when he could get
+hold of one' - with a delicious grimace. I answered as best
+as I was able through a miserable interpreter; and all the
+while, as I went on, I heard the crier outside in the court
+calling my gift of food, which I perceived was to be
+Gargantuan. I had brought but three boys with me. It was
+plain that they were wholly overpowered. We proposed to send
+for our gifts on the morrow; but no, said the interpreter,
+that would never do; they must go away to-day, Mulinuu must
+see my porters taking away the gifts, - 'make 'em jella,'
+quoth the interpreter. And I began to see the reason of this
+really splendid gift; one half, gratitude to me - one half, a
+wipe at the King.
+
+And now, to introduce darker colours, you must know this
+visit of mine to the gaol was just a little bit risky; we had
+several causes for anxiety; it MIGHT have been put up, to
+connect with a Tamasese rising. Tusitala and his family
+would be good hostages. On the other hand, there were the
+Mulinuu people all about. We could see the anxiety of
+Captain Wurmbrand, no less anxious to have us go, than he had
+been to see us come; he was deadly white and plainly had a
+bad headache, in the noisy scene. Presently, the noise grew
+uproarious; there was a rush at the gate - a rush in, not a
+rush out - where the two sentries still stood passive; Auilua
+leaped from his place (it was then that I got the name of
+Ajax for him) and the next moment we heard his voice roaring
+and saw his mighty figure swaying to and fro in the hurly-
+burly. As the deuce would have it, we could not understand a
+word of what was going on. It might be nothing more than the
+ordinary 'grab racket' with which a feast commonly concludes;
+it might be something worse. We made what arrangements we
+could for my tapa, fans, etc., as well as for my five pigs,
+my masses of fish, taro, etc., and with great dignity, and
+ourselves laden with ulas and other decorations, passed
+between the sentries among the howling mob to our horses.
+All's well that ends well. Owing to Fanny and Belle, we had
+to walk; and, as Lloyd said, 'he had at last ridden in a
+circus.' The whole length of Apia we paced our triumphal
+progress, past the King's palace, past the German firm at
+Sogi - you can follow it on the map - amidst admiring
+exclamations of 'MAWAIA' - beautiful - it may be rendered 'O
+my! ain't they dandy' - until we turned up at last into our
+road as the dusk deepened into night. It was really
+exciting. And there is one thing sure: no such feast was
+ever made for a single family, and no such present ever given
+to a single white man. It is something to have been the hero
+of it. And whatever other ingredients there were,
+undoubtedly gratitude was present. As money value I have
+actually gained on the transaction!
+
+Your note arrived; little profit, I must say. Scott has
+already put his nose in, in ST. IVES, sir; but his appearance
+is not yet complete; nothing is in that romance, except the
+story. I have to announce that I am off work, probably for
+six months. I must own that I have overworked bitterly -
+overworked - there, that's legible. My hand is a thing that
+was, and in the meanwhile so are my brains. And here, in the
+very midst, comes a plausible scheme to make Vailima pay,
+which will perhaps let me into considerable expense just when
+I don't want it. You know the vast cynicism of my view of
+affairs, and how readily and (as some people say) with how
+much gusto I take the darker view?
+
+Why do you not send me Jerome K. Jerome's paper, and let me
+see THE EBB TIDE as a serial? It is always very important to
+see a thing in different presentments. I want every number.
+Politically we begin the new year with every expectation of a
+bust in 2 or 3 days, a bust which may spell destruction to
+Samoa. I have written to Baxter about his proposal.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVI
+
+
+
+VAILIMA,
+JAN. 29TH, 1894.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - I had fully intended for your education and
+moral health to fob you off with the meanest possible letter
+this month, and unfortunately I find I will have to treat you
+to a good long account of matters here. I believe I have
+told you before about Tui-ma-le-alii-fano and my taking him
+down to introduce him to the Chief Justice. Well, Tui came
+back to Vailima one day in the blackest sort of spirits,
+saying the war was decided, that he also must join in the
+fight, and that there was no hope whatever of success. He
+must fight as a point of honour for his family and country;
+and in his case, even if he escaped on the field of battle,
+deportation was the least to be looked for. He said he had a
+letter of complaint from the Great Council of A'ana which he
+wished to lay before the Chief Justice; and he asked me to
+accompany him as if I were his nurse. We went down about
+dinner time; and by the way received from a lurking native
+the famous letter in an official blue envelope gummed up to
+the edges. It proved to be a declaration of war, quite
+formal, but with some variations that really made you bounce.
+White residents were directly threatened, bidden to have
+nothing to do with the King's party, not to receive their
+goods in their houses, etc., under pain of an accident.
+However, the Chief Justice took it very wisely and mildly,
+and between us, he and I and Tui made up a plan which has
+proved successful - so far. The war is over - fifteen chiefs
+are this morning undergoing a curious double process of law,
+comparable to a court martial; in which their complaints are
+to be considered, and if possible righted, while their
+conduct is to be criticised, perhaps punished. Up to now,
+therefore, it has been a most successful policy; but the
+danger is before us. My own feeling would decidedly be that
+all would be spoiled by a single execution. The great hope
+after all lies in the knotless, rather flaccid character of
+the people. These are no Maoris. All the powers that
+Cedarcrantz let go by disuse the new C. J. is stealthily and
+boldly taking back again; perhaps some others also. He has
+shamed the chiefs in Mulinuu into a law against taking heads,
+with a punishment of six years' imprisonment and, for a
+chief, degradation. To him has been left the sole conduct of
+this anxious and decisive inquiry. If the natives stand it,
+why, well! But I am nervous.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVII
+
+
+
+FEB. 1894.
+
+
+DEAR COLVIN, - By a reaction, when your letter is a little
+decent, mine is to be naked and unashamed. We have been much
+exercised. No one can prophesy here, of course, and the
+balance still hangs trembling, but I THINK it will go for
+peace.
+
+The mail was very late this time; hence the paltryness of
+this note. When it came and I had read it, I retired with
+THE EBB TIDE and read it all before I slept. I did not dream
+it was near as good; I am afraid I think it excellent. A
+little indecision about Attwater, not much. It gives me
+great hope, as I see I CAN work in that constipated, mosaic
+manner, which is what I have to do just now with WEIR OF
+HERMISTON.
+
+We have given a ball; I send you a paper describing the
+event. We have two guests in the house, Captain-Count
+Wurmbrand and Monsieur Albert de Lautreppe. Lautreppe is
+awfully nice - a quiet, gentlemanly fellow, GONFLE DE REVES,
+as he describes himself - once a sculptor in the atelier of
+Henry Crosse, he knows something of art, and is really a
+resource to me.
+
+Letter from Meredith very kind. Have you seen no more of
+Graham?
+
+What about my grandfather? The family history will grow to
+be quite a chapter.
+
+I suppose I am growing sensitive; perhaps, by living among
+barbarians, I expect more civility. Look at this from the
+author of a very interesting and laudatory critique. He
+gives quite a false description of something of mine, and
+talks about my 'insolence.' Frankly, I supposed 'insolence'
+to be a tapua word. I do not use it to a gentleman, I would
+not write it of a gentleman: I may be wrong, but I believe we
+did not write it of a gentleman in old days, and in my view
+he (clever fellow as he is) wants to be kicked for applying
+it to me. By writing a novel - even a bad one - I do not
+make myself a criminal for anybody to insult. This may amuse
+you. But either there is a change in journalism, too gradual
+for you to remark it on the spot, or there is a change in me.
+I cannot bear these phrases; I long to resent them. My
+forbears, the tenant farmers of the Mains, would not have
+suffered such expressions unless it had been from Cauldwell,
+or Rowallan, or maybe Auchendrane. My Family Pride bristles.
+I am like the negro, 'I just heard last night' who my great,
+great, great, great grandfather was. - Ever yours,
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXVIII
+
+
+
+MARCH 1894.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This is the very day the mail goes, and I
+have as yet written you nothing. But it was just as well -
+as it was all about my 'blacks and chocolates,' and what of
+it had relation to whites you will read some of in the TIMES.
+It means, as you will see, that I have at one blow quarrelled
+with all the officials of Samoa, the Foreign Office, and I
+suppose her Majesty the Queen with milk and honey blest. But
+you'll see in the TIMES. I am very well indeed, but just
+about dead and mighty glad the mail is near here, and I can
+just give up all hope of contending with my letters, and lie
+down for the rest of the day. These TIMES letters are not
+easy to write. And I dare say the Consuls say, 'Why, then,
+does he write them?'
+
+I had miserable luck with ST. IVES; being already half-way
+through it, a book I had ordered six months ago arrives at
+last, and I have to change the first half of it from top to
+bottom! How could I have dreamed the French prisoners were
+watched over like a female charity school, kept in a
+grotesque livery, and shaved twice a week? And I had made
+all my points on the idea that they were unshaved and clothed
+anyhow. However, this last is better business; if only the
+book had come when I ordered it! A PROPOS, many of the books
+you announce don't come as a matter of fact. When they are
+of any value, it is best to register them. Your letter,
+alas! is not here; I sent it down to the cottage, with all my
+mail, for Fanny; on Sunday night a boy comes up with a
+lantern and a note from Fanny, to say the woods are full of
+Atuas and I must bring a horse down that instant, as the
+posts are established beyond her on the road, and she does
+not want to have the fight going on between us. Impossible
+to get a horse; so I started in the dark on foot, with a
+revolver, and my spurs on my bare feet, leaving directions
+that the boy should mount after me with the horse. Try such
+an experience on Our Road once, and do it, if you please,
+after you have been down town from nine o'clock till six, on
+board the ship-of-war lunching, teaching Sunday School (I
+actually do) and making necessary visits; and the Saturday
+before, having sat all day from half past six to half-past
+four, scriving at my TIMES letter. About half-way up, just
+in fact at 'point' of the outposts, I met Fanny coming up.
+Then all night long I was being wakened with scares that
+really should be looked into, though I KNEW there was nothing
+in them and no bottom to the whole story; and the drums and
+shouts and cries from Tanugamanono and the town keeping up an
+all night corybantic chorus in the moonlight - the moon rose
+late - and the search-light of the war-ship in the harbour
+making a jewel of brightness as it lit up the bay of Apia in
+the distance. And then next morning, about eight o'clock, a
+drum coming out of the woods and a party of patrols who had
+been in the woods on our left front (which is our true rear)
+coming up to the house, and meeting there another party who
+had been in the woods on our right { front / rear } which is
+Vaea Mountain, and 43 of them being entertained to ava and
+biscuits on the verandah, and marching off at last in single
+file for Apia. Briefly, it is not much wonder if your letter
+and my whole mail was left at the cottage, and I have no
+means of seeing or answering particulars.
+
+The whole thing was nothing but a bottomless scare; it was
+OBVIOUSLY so; you couldn't make a child believe it was
+anything else, but it has made the Consuls sit up. My own
+private scares were really abominably annoying; as for
+instance after I had got to sleep for the ninth time perhaps
+- and that was no easy matter either, for I had a crick in my
+neck so agonising that I had to sleep sitting up - I heard
+noises as of a man being murdered in the boys' house. To be
+sure, said I, this is nothing again, but if a man's head was
+being taken, the noises would be the same! So I had to get
+up, stifle my cries of agony from the crick, get my revolver,
+and creep out stealthily to the boys' house. And there were
+two of them sitting up, keeping watch of their own accord
+like good boys, and whiling the time over a game of Sweepi
+(Cascino - the whist of our islanders) - and one of them was
+our champion idiot, Misifolo, and I suppose he was holding
+bad cards, and losing all the time - and these noises were
+his humorous protests against Fortune!
+
+Well, excuse this excursion into my 'blacks and chocolates.'
+It is the last. You will have heard from Lysaght how I
+failed to write last mail. The said Lysaght seems to me a
+very nice fellow. We were only sorry he could not stay with
+us longer. Austin came back from school last week, which
+made a great time for the Amanuensis, you may be sure. Then
+on Saturday, the CURACOA came in - same commission, with all
+our old friends; and on Sunday, as already mentioned, Austin
+and I went down to service and had lunch afterwards in the
+wardroom. The officers were awfully nice to Austin; they are
+the most amiable ship in the world; and after lunch we had a
+paper handed round on which we were to guess, and sign our
+guess, of the number of leaves on the pine-apple; I never saw
+this game before, but it seems it is much practised in the
+Queen's Navee. When all have betted, one of the party begins
+to strip the pine-apple head, and the person whose guess is
+furthest out has to pay for the sherry. My equanimity was
+disturbed by shouts of THE AMERICAN COMMODORE, and I found
+that Austin had entered and lost about a bottle of sherry!
+He turned with great composure and addressed me. 'I am
+afraid I must look to you, Uncle Louis.' The Sunday School
+racket is only an experiment which I took up at the request
+of the late American Land Commissioner; I am trying it for a
+month, and if I do as ill as I believe, and the boys find it
+only half as tedious as I do, I think it will end in a month.
+I have CARTE BLANCHE, and say what I like; but does any
+single soul understand me?
+
+Fanny is on the whole very much better. Lloyd has been under
+the weather, and goes for a month to the South Island of New
+Zealand for some skating, save the mark! I get all the
+skating I want among officials.
+
+Dear Colvin, please remember that my life passes among my
+'blacks or chocolates.' If I were to do as you propose, in a
+bit of a tiff, it would cut you off entirely from my life.
+You must try to exercise a trifle of imagination, and put
+yourself, perhaps with an effort, into some sort of sympathy
+with these people, or how am I to write to you? I think you
+are truly a little too Cockney with me. - Ever yours,
+
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXXIX
+
+
+
+VAILIMA, MAY 18TH, 1894.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - Your proposals for the Edinburgh edition
+are entirely to my mind. About the AMATEUR EMIGRANT, it
+shall go to you by this mail well slashed. If you like to
+slash some more on your own account, I give you permission.
+'Tis not a great work; but since it goes to make up the two
+first volumes as proposed, I presume it has not been written
+in vain. - MISCELLANIES. I see with some alarm the proposal
+to print JUVENILIA; does it not seem to you taking myself a
+little too much as Grandfather William? I am certainly not
+so young as I once was - a lady took occasion to remind me of
+the fact no later agone than last night. 'Why don't you
+leave that to the young men, Mr. Stevenson?' said she - but
+when I remember that I felt indignant at even John Ruskin
+when he did something of the kind I really feel myself blush
+from head to heel. If you want to make up the first volume,
+there are a good many works which I took the trouble to
+prepare for publication and which have never been
+republished. In addition to ROADS and DANCING CHILDREN,
+referred to by you, there is an Autumn effect in the
+PORTFOLIO, and a paper on FONTAINEBLEAU - FOREST NOTES is the
+name of it - in CORNHILL. I have no objection to any of
+these being edited, say with a scythe, and reproduced. But I
+heartily abominate and reject the idea of reprinting the
+PENTLAND RISING. For God's sake let me get buried first.
+
+TALES AND FANTASIES. Vols. I. and II. have my hearty
+approval. But I think III. and IV. had better be crammed
+into one as you suggest. I will reprint none of the stories
+mentioned. They are below the mark. Well, I dare say the
+beastly BODY-SNATCHER has merit, and I am unjust to it from
+my recollections of the PALL MALL. But the other two won't
+do. For vols. V. and VI., now changed into IV. and V., I
+propose the common title of SOUTH SEA YARNS. There! These
+are all my differences of opinion. I agree with every detail
+of your arrangement, and, as you see, my objections have
+turned principally on the question of hawking unripe fruit.
+I daresay it is all pretty green, but that is no reason for
+us to fill the barrow with trash. Think of having a new set
+of type cast, paper especially made, etc., in order to set up
+rubbish that is not fit for the SATURDAY SCOTSMAN. It would
+be the climax of shame.
+
+I am sending you a lot of verses, which had best, I think, be
+called UNDERWOODS Book III., but in what order are they to
+go? Also, I am going on every day a little, till I get sick
+of it, with the attempt to get the EMIGRANT compressed into
+life; I know I can - or you can after me - do it. It is only
+a question of time and prayer and ink, and should leave
+something, no, not good, but not all bad - a very genuine
+appreciation of these folks. You are to remember besides
+there is that paper of mine on Bunyan in THE MAGAZINE OF ART.
+O, and then there's another thing in SEELEY called some
+spewsome name, I cannot recall it.
+
+Well - come, here goes for JUVENILIA. DANCING INFANTS,
+ROADS, AN AUTUMN EFFECT, FOREST NOTES (but this should come
+at the end of them, as it's really rather riper), the t'other
+thing from SEELEY, and I'll tell you, you may put in my
+letter to the Church of Scotland - it's not written amiss,
+and I daresay the PHILOSOPHY OF UMBRELLAS might go in, but
+there I stick - and remember THAT was a collaboration with
+James Walter Ferrier. O, and there was a little skit called
+the CHARITY BAZAAR, which you might see; I don't think it
+would do. Now, I do not think there are two other words that
+should be printed. - By the way, there is an article of mine
+called THE DAY AFTER TO-MORROW in the CONTEMPORARY which you
+might find room for somewhere; it is no' bad.
+
+Very busy with all these affairs and some native ones also.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XL
+
+
+
+VAILIMA, June 18th, 94.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - You are to please understand that my last
+letter is withdrawn unconditionally. You and Baxter are
+having all the trouble of this Edition, and I simply put
+myself in your hands for you to do what you like with me, and
+I am sure that will be the best, at any rate. Hence you are
+to conceive me withdrawing all objections to your printing
+anything you please. After all it is a sort of family
+affair. About the Miscellany Section, both plans seem to me
+quite good. Toss up. I think the OLD GARDENER has to stay
+where I put him last. It would not do to separate John and
+Robert.
+
+In short, I am only sorry I ever uttered a word about the
+edition, and leave you to be the judge. I have had a vile
+cold which has prostrated me for more than a fortnight, and
+even now tears me nightly with spasmodic coughs; but it has
+been a great victory. I have never borne a cold with so
+little hurt; wait till the clouds blow by, before you begin
+to boast! I have had no fever; and though I've been very
+unhappy, it is nigh over, I think. Of course, ST. IVES has
+paid the penalty. I must not let you be disappointed in ST.
+I. It is a mere tissue of adventures; the central figure not
+very well or very sharply drawn; no philosophy, no destiny,
+to it; some of the happenings very good in themselves, I
+believe, but none of them BILDENDE, none of them
+constructive, except in so far perhaps as they make up a kind
+of sham picture of the time, all in italics and all out of
+drawing. Here and there, I think, it is well written; and
+here and there it's not. Some of the episodic characters are
+amusing, I do believe; others not, I suppose. However, they
+are the best of the thing such as it is. If it has a merit
+to it, I should say it was a sort of deliberation and swing
+to the style, which seems to me to suit the mail-coaches and
+post-chaises with which it sounds all through. 'Tis my most
+prosaic book.
+
+I called on the two German ships now in port, and we are
+quite friendly with them, and intensely friendly of course
+with our own CURACOAS. But it is other guess work on the
+beach. Some one has employed, or subsidised, one of the
+local editors to attack me once a week. He is pretty
+scurrilous and pretty false. The first effect of the perusal
+of the weekly Beast is to make me angry; the second is a kind
+of deep, golden content and glory, when I seem to say to
+people: 'See! this is my position - I am a plain man dwelling
+in the bush in a house, and behold they have to get up this
+kind of truck against me - and I have so much influence that
+they are obliged to write a weekly article to say I have
+none.'
+
+By this time you must have seen Lysaght and forgiven me the
+letter that came not at all. He was really so nice a fellow
+- he had so much to tell me of Meredith - and the time was so
+short - that I gave up the intervening days between mails
+entirely to entertain him.
+
+We go on pretty nicely. Fanny, Belle, and I have had two
+months alone, and it has been very pleasant. But by to-
+morrow or next day noon, we shall see the whole clan
+assembled again about Vailima table, which will be pleasant
+too; seven persons in all, and the Babel of voices will be
+heard again in the big hall so long empty and silent. Good-
+bye. Love to all. Time to close. - Yours ever,
+
+R. L. S.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLI
+
+
+
+JULY, 1894.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - I have to thank you this time for a very
+good letter, and will announce for the future, though I
+cannot now begin to put in practice, good intentions for our
+correspondence. I will try to return to the old system and
+write from time to time during the month; but truly you did
+not much encourage me to continue! However, that is all by-
+past. I do not know that there is much in your letter that
+calls for answer. Your questions about ST. IVES were
+practically answered in my last; so were your wails about the
+edition, AMATEUR EMIGRANT, etc. By the end of the year ST.
+I. will be practically finished, whatever it be worth, and
+that I know not. When shall I receive proofs of the MAGNUM
+OPUS? or shall I receive them at all?
+
+The return of the Amanuensis feebly lightens my heart. You
+can see the heavy weather I was making of it with my unaided
+pen. The last month has been particularly cheery largely
+owing to the presence of our good friends the CURACOAS. She
+is really a model ship, charming officers and charming
+seamen. They gave a ball last month, which was very rackety
+and joyous and naval. . . .
+
+On the following day, about one o'clock, three horsemen might
+have been observed approaching Vailima, who gradually
+resolved themselves into two petty officers and a native
+guide. Drawing himself up and saluting, the spokesman (a
+corporal of Marines) addressed me thus. 'Me and my shipmates
+inwites Mr. and Mrs. Stevens, Mrs. Strong, Mr. Austin, and
+Mr. Balfour to a ball to be given to-night in the self-same
+'all.' It was of course impossible to refuse, though I
+contented myself with putting in a very brief appearance.
+One glance was sufficient; the ball went off like a rocket
+from the start. I had only time to watch Belle careering
+around with a gallant bluejacket of exactly her own height -
+the standard of the British navy - an excellent dancer and
+conspicuously full of small-talk - and to hear a remark from
+a beach-comber, 'It's a nice sight this some way, to see the
+officers dancing like this with the men, but I tell you, sir,
+these are the men that'll fight together!'
+
+I tell you, Colvin, the acquaintance of the men - and boys -
+makes me feel patriotic. Eeles in particular is a man whom I
+respect. I am half in a mind to give him a letter of
+introduction to you when he goes home. In case you feel
+inclined to make a little of him, give him a dinner, ask
+Henry James to come to meet him, etc. - you might let me
+know. I don't know that he would show his best, but he is a
+remarkably fine fellow, in every department of life.
+
+We have other visitors in port. A Count Festetics de Solna,
+an Austrian officer, a very pleasant, simple, boyish
+creature, with his young wife, daughter of an American
+millionaire; he is a friend of our own Captain Wurmbrand, and
+it is a great pity Wurmbrand is away.
+
+Glad you saw and liked Lysaght. He has left in our house a
+most cheerful and pleasing memory, as a good, pleasant, brisk
+fellow with good health and brains, and who enjoys himself
+and makes other people happy. I am glad he gave you a good
+report of our surroundings and way of life; but I knew he
+would, for I believe he had a glorious time - and gave one.
+
+I am on fair terms with the two Treaty officials, though all
+such intimacies are precarious; with the consuls, I need not
+say, my position is deplorable. The President (Herr Emil
+Schmidt) is a rather dreamy man, whom I like. Lloyd, Graham
+and I go to breakfast with him to-morrow; the next day the
+whole party of us lunch on the CURACOA and go in the evening
+to a BIERABEND at Dr. Funk's. We are getting up a paper-
+chase for the following week with some of the young German
+clerks, and have in view a sort of child's party for grown-up
+persons with kissing games, etc., here at Vailima. Such is
+the gay scene in which we move. Now I have done something,
+though not as much as I wanted, to give you an idea of how we
+are getting on, and I am keenly conscious that there are
+other letters to do before the mail goes. - Yours ever,
+
+R. L. STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLII
+
+
+
+AUG. 7TH
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This is to inform you, sir, that on Sunday
+last (and this is Tuesday) I attained my ideal here, and we
+had a paper chase in Vailele Plantation, about 15 miles, I
+take it, from us; and it was all that could be wished. It is
+really better fun than following the hounds, since you have
+to be your own hound, and a precious bad hound I was,
+following every false scent on the whole course to the bitter
+end; but I came in 3rd at the last on my little Jack, who
+stuck to it gallantly, and awoke the praises of some
+discriminating persons. (5 + 7 + 2.5 = 14.5 miles; yes, that
+is the count.) We had quite the old sensations of
+exhilaration, discovery, an appeal to a savage instinct; and
+I felt myself about 17 again, a pleasant experience.
+However, it was on the Sabbath Day, and I am now a pariah
+among the English, as if I needed any increment of
+unpopularity. I must not go again; it gives so much
+unnecessary tribulation to poor people, and, sure, we don't
+want to make tribulation. I have been forbidden to work, and
+have been instead doing my two or three hours in the
+plantation every morning. I only wish somebody would pay me
+10 pounds a day for taking care of cacao, and I could leave
+literature to others. Certainly, if I have plenty of
+exercise, and no work, I feel much better; but there is Biles
+the butcher! him we have always with us.
+
+I do not much like novels, I begin to think, but I am
+enjoying exceedingly Orme's HISTORY OF HINDOSTAN, a lovely
+book in its way, in large quarto, with a quantity of maps,
+and written in a very lively and solid eighteenth century
+way, never picturesque except by accident and from a kind of
+conviction, and a fine sense of order. No historian I have
+ever read is so minute; yet he never gives you a word about
+the people; his interest is entirely limited in the
+concatenation of events, into which he goes with a lucid,
+almost superhuman, and wholly ghostly gusto. 'By the ghost
+of a mathematician' the book might be announced. A very
+brave, honest book.
+
+Your letter to hand.
+
+Fact is, I don't like the picter. O, it's a good picture,
+but if you ASK me, you know, I believe, stoutly believe, that
+mankind, including you, are going mad, I am not in the midst
+with the other frenzy dancers, so I don't catch it wholly;
+and when you show me a thing - and ask me, don't you know -
+Well, well! Glad to get so good an account of the AMATEUR
+EMIGRANT. Talking of which, I am strong for making a volume
+out of selections from the South Sea letters; I read over
+again the King of Apemama, and it is good in spite of your
+teeth, and a real curiosity, a thing that can never be seen
+again, and the group is annexed and Tembinoka dead. I
+wonder, couldn't you send out to me the FIRST five Butaritari
+letters and the Low Archipelago ones (both of which I have
+lost or mislaid) and I can chop out a perfectly fair volume
+of what I wish to be preserved. It can keep for the last of
+the series.
+
+TRAVELS AND EXCURSIONS, vol. II. Should it not include a
+paper on S. F. from the MAG. OF ART? The A. E., the New
+Pacific capital, the Old ditto. SILVER. SQUAT. This would
+give all my works on the States; and though it ain't very
+good, it's not so very bad. TRAVELS AND EXCURSIONS, vol.
+III., to be these resuscitated letters - MISCELLANIES, vol.
+II. - COMME VOUS VOUDREZ, CHER MONSIEUR!
+
+
+MONDAY, Aug. 13TH
+
+
+I have a sudden call to go up the coast and must hurry up
+with my information. There has suddenly come to our naval
+commanders the need of action, they're away up the coast
+bombarding the Atua rebels. All morning on Saturday the
+sound of the bombardment of Lotuanu'u kept us uneasy. To-day
+again the big guns have been sounding further along the
+coast.
+
+To-morrow morning early I am off up the coast myself.
+Therefore you must allow me to break off here without further
+ceremony. - Yours ever,
+
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIII
+
+
+
+VAILIMA, 1894.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - This must be a very measly letter. I have
+been trying hard to get along with ST. IVES. I should now
+lay it aside for a year and I daresay I should make something
+of it after all. Instead of that, I have to kick against the
+pricks, and break myself, and spoil the book, if there were
+anything to spoil, which I am far from saying. I'm as sick
+of the thing as ever any one can be; it's a rudderless hulk;
+it's a pagoda, and you can just feel - or I can feel - that
+it might have been a pleasant story, if it had been only
+blessed at baptism.
+
+Our politics have gone on fairly well, but the result is
+still doubtful.
+
+
+SEPT. 10TH.
+
+
+I know I have something else to say to you, but unfortunately
+I awoke this morning with collywobbles, and had to take a
+small dose of laudanum with the usual consequences of dry
+throat, intoxicated legs, partial madness and total
+imbecility; and for the life of me I cannot remember what it
+is. I have likewise mislaid your letter amongst the
+accumulations on my table, not that there was anything in it.
+Altogether I am in a poor state. I forgot to tell Baxter
+that the dummy had turned up and is a fine, personable-
+looking volume and very good reading. Please communicate
+this to him.
+
+I have just remembered an incident that I really must not let
+pass. You have heard a great deal more than you wanted about
+our political prisoners. Well, one day, about a fortnight
+ago, the last of them was set free - Old Poe, whom I think I
+must have mentioned to you, the father-in-law of my cook, was
+one that I had had a great deal of trouble with. I had taken
+the doctor to see him, got him out on sick leave, and when he
+was put back again gave bail for him. I must not forget that
+my wife ran away with him out of the prison on the doctor's
+orders and with the complicity of our friend the gaoler, who
+really and truly got the sack for the exploit. As soon as he
+was finally liberated, Poe called a meeting of his fellow-
+prisoners. All Sunday they were debating what they were to
+do, and on Monday morning I got an obscure hint from Talolo
+that I must expect visitors during the day who were coming to
+consult me. These consultations I am now very well used to,
+and seeing first, that I generally don't know what to advise,
+and second that they sometimes don't take my advice - though
+in some notable cases they have taken it, generally to my own
+wonder with pretty good results - I am not very fond of these
+calls. They minister to a sense of dignity, but not peace of
+mind, and consume interminable time always in the morning
+too, when I can't afford it. However, this was to be a new
+sort of consultation. Up came Poe and some eight other
+chiefs, squatted in a big circle around the old dining-room
+floor, now the smoking-room. And the family, being
+represented by Lloyd, Graham, Belle, Austin and myself,
+proceeded to exchange the necessary courtesies. Then their
+talking man began. He said that they had been in prison,
+that I had always taken an interest in them, that they had
+now been set at liberty without condition, whereas some of
+the other chiefs who had been liberated before them were
+still under bond to work upon the roads, and that this had
+set them considering what they might do to testify their
+gratitude. They had therefore agreed to work upon my road as
+a free gift. They went on to explain that it was only to be
+on my road, on the branch that joins my house with the public
+way.
+
+Now I was very much gratified at this compliment, although
+(to one used to natives) it seemed rather a hollow one. It
+meant only that I should have to lay out a good deal of money
+on tools and food and to give wages under the guise of
+presents to some workmen who were most of them old and in
+ill-health. Conceive how much I was surprised and touched
+when I heard the whole scheme explained to me. They were to
+return to their provinces, and collect their families; some
+of the young men were to live in Apia with a boat, and ply up
+and down the coast to A'ana and A'tua (our own Tuamasaga
+being quite drained of resources) in order to supply the
+working squad with food. Tools they did ask for, but it was
+especially mentioned that I was to make no presents. In
+short, the whole of this little 'presentation' to me had been
+planned with a good deal more consideration than goes usually
+with a native campaign.
+
+
+(I sat on the opposite side of the circle to the talking man.
+His face was quite calm and high-bred as he went through the
+usual Samoan expressions of politeness and compliment, but
+when he came on to the object of their visit, on their love
+and gratitude to Tusitala, how his name was always in their
+prayers, and his goodness to them when they had no other
+friend, was their most cherished memory, he warmed up to
+real, burning, genuine feeling. I had never seen the Samoan
+mask of reserve laid aside before, and it touched me more
+than anything else. A.M.)
+
+
+This morning as ever was, bright and early up came the whole
+gang of them, a lot of sturdy, common-looking lads they
+seemed to be for the most part, and fell to on my new road.
+Old Poe was in the highest of good spirits, and looked better
+in health than he has done any time in two years, being
+positively rejuvenated by the success of his scheme. He
+jested as he served out the new tools, and I am sorry to say
+damned the Government up hill and down dale, probably with a
+view to show off his position as a friend of the family
+before his work-boys. Now, whether or not their impulse will
+last them through the road does not matter to me one hair.
+It is the fact that they have attempted it, that they have
+volunteered and are now really trying to execute a thing that
+was never before heard of in Samoa. Think of it! It is
+road-making - the most fruitful cause (after taxes) of all
+rebellions in Samoa, a thing to which they could not be wiled
+with money nor driven by punishment. It does give me a sense
+of having done something in Samoa after all.
+
+Now there's one long story for you about 'my blacks.' - Yours
+ever,
+
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XLIV
+
+
+
+VAILIMA, SAMOA,
+OCT. 6TH, 1894.
+
+
+MY DEAR COLVIN, - We have had quite an interesting month and
+mostly in consideration of that road which I think I told you
+was about to be made. It was made without a hitch, though I
+confess I was considerably surprised. When they got through,
+I wrote a speech to them, sent it down to a Missionary to be
+translated, and invited the lot to a feast. I thought a good
+deal of this feast. The occasion was really interesting. I
+wanted to pitch it in hot. And I wished to have as many
+influential witnesses present as possible. Well, as it drew
+towards the day I had nothing but refusals. Everybody
+supposed it was to be a political occasion, that I had made a
+hive of rebels up here, and was going to push for new
+hostilities.
+
+The Amanuensis has been ill, and after the above trial
+petered out. I must return to my own, lone Waverley. The
+captain refused, telling me why; and at last I had to beat up
+for people almost with prayers. However, I got a good lot,
+as you will see by the accompanying newspaper report. The
+road contained this inscription, drawn up by the chiefs
+themselves:
+
+
+'THE ROAD OF GRATITUDE.'
+
+
+'Considering the great love of Tusitala in his loving care of
+us in our distress in the prison, we have therefore prepared
+a splendid gift. It shall never be muddy, it shall endure
+for ever, this road that we have dug.' This the newspaper
+reporter could not give, not knowing any Samoan. The same
+reason explains his references to Seumanutafa's speech, which
+was not long and WAS important, for it was a speech of
+courtesy and forgiveness to his former enemies. It was very
+much applauded. Secondly, it was not Poe, it was Mataafa
+(don't confuse with Mataafa) who spoke for the prisoners.
+Otherwise it is extremely correct.
+
+I beg your pardon for so much upon my aboriginals. Even you
+must sympathise with me in this unheard-of compliment, and my
+having been able to deliver so severe a sermon with
+acceptance. It remains a nice point of conscience what I
+should wish done in the matter. I think this meeting, its
+immediate results, and the terms of what I said to them,
+desirable to be known. It will do a little justice to me,
+who have not had too much justice done me. At the same time,
+to send this report to the papers is truly an act of self-
+advertisement, and I dislike the thought. Query, in a man
+who has been so much calumniated, is that not justifiable? I
+do not know; be my judge. Mankind is too complicated for me;
+even myself. Do I wish to advertise? I think I do, God help
+me! I have had hard times here, as every man must have who
+mixes up with public business; and I bemoan myself, knowing
+that all I have done has been in the interest of peace and
+good government; and having once delivered my mind, I would
+like it, I think, to be made public. But the other part of
+me REGIMBS.
+
+I know I am at a climacteric for all men who live by their
+wits, so I do not despair. But the truth is I am pretty
+nearly useless at literature, and I will ask you to spare ST.
+IVES when it goes to you; it is a sort of COUNT ROBERT OF
+PARIS. But I hope rather a DOMBEY AND SON, to be succeeded
+by OUR MUTUAL FRIEND and GREAT EXPECTATIONS and A TALE OF TWO
+CITIES. No toil has been spared over the ungrateful canvas;
+and it WILL NOT come together, and I must live, and my
+family. Were it not for my health, which made it impossible,
+I could not find it in my heart to forgive myself that I did
+not stick to an honest, common-place trade when I was young,
+which might have now supported me during these ill years.
+But do not suppose me to be down in anything else; only, for
+the nonce, my skill deserts me, such as it is, or was. It
+was a very little dose of inspiration, and a pretty little
+trick of style, long lost, improved by the most heroic
+industry. So far, I have managed to please the journalists.
+But I am a fictitious article and have long known it. I am
+read by journalists, by my fellow-novelists, and by boys;
+with these, INCIPIT ET EXPLICIT my vogue. Good thing anyway!
+for it seems to have sold the Edition. And I look forward
+confidently to an aftermath; I do not think my health can be
+so hugely improved, without some subsequent improvement in my
+brains. Though, of course, there is the possibility that
+literature is a morbid secretion, and abhors health! I do
+not think it is possible to have fewer illusions than I. I
+sometimes wish I had more. They are amusing. But I cannot
+take myself seriously as an artist; the limitations are so
+obvious. I did take myself seriously as a workman of old,
+but my practice has fallen off. I am now an idler and
+cumberer of the ground; it may be excused to me perhaps by
+twenty years of industry and ill-health, which have taken the
+cream off the milk.
+
+As I was writing this last sentence, I heard the strident
+rain drawing near across the forest, and by the time I was
+come to the word 'cream' it burst upon my roof, and has since
+redoubled, and roared upon it. A very welcome change. All
+smells of the good wet earth, sweetly, with a kind of
+Highland touch; the crystal rods of the shower, as I look up,
+have drawn their criss-cross over everything; and a gentle
+and very welcome coolness comes up around me in little
+draughts, blessed draughts, not chilling, only equalising the
+temperature. Now the rain is off in this spot, but I hear it
+roaring still in the nigh neighbourhood - and that moment, I
+was driven from the verandah by random rain drops, spitting
+at me through the Japanese blinds. These are not tears with
+which the page is spotted! Now the windows stream, the roof
+reverberates. It is good; it answers something which is in
+my heart; I know not what; old memories of the wet moorland
+belike.
+
+Well, it has blown by again, and I am in my place once more,
+with an accompaniment of perpetual dripping on the verandah -
+and very much inclined for a chat. The exact subject I do
+not know! It will be bitter at least, and that is strange,
+for my attitude is essentially NOT bitter, but I have come
+into these days when a man sees above all the seamy side, and
+I have dwelt some time in a small place where he has an
+opportunity of reading little motives that he would miss in
+the great world, and indeed, to-day, I am almost ready to
+call the world an error. Because? Because I have not
+drugged myself with successful work, and there are all kinds
+of trifles buzzing in my ear, unfriendly trifles, from the
+least to the - well, to the pretty big. All these that touch
+me are Pretty Big; and yet none touch me in the least, if
+rightly looked at, except the one eternal burthen to go on
+making an income. If I could find a place where I could lie
+down and give up for (say) two years, and allow the sainted
+public to support me, if it were a lunatic asylum, wouldn't I
+go, just! But we can't have both extremes at once, worse
+luck! I should like to put my savings into a proprietarian
+investment, and retire in the meanwhile into a communistic
+retreat, which is double-dealing. But you men with salaries
+don't know how a family weighs on a fellow's mind.
+
+I hear the article in next week's HERALD is to be a great
+affair, and all the officials who came to me the other day
+are to be attacked! This is the unpleasant side of being
+(without a salary) in public life; I will leave anyone to
+judge if my speech was well intended, and calculated to do
+good. It was even daring - I assure you one of the chiefs
+looked like a fiend at my description of Samoan warfare.
+Your warning was not needed; we are all determined to KEEP
+THE PEACE and to HOLD OUR PEACE. I know, my dear fellow, how
+remote all this sounds! Kindly pardon your friend. I have
+my life to live here; these interests are for me immediate;
+and if I do not write of them, I might as soon not write at
+all. There is the difficulty in a distant correspondence.
+It is perhaps easy for me to enter into and understand your
+interests; I own it is difficult for you; but you must just
+wade through them for friendship's sake, and try to find
+tolerable what is vital for your friend. I cannot forbear
+challenging you to it, as to intellectual lists. It is the
+proof of intelligence, the proof of not being a barbarian, to
+be able to enter into something outside of oneself, something
+that does not touch one's next neighbour in the city omnibus.
+
+Good-bye, my lord. May your race continue and you flourish -
+Yours ever,
+
+TUSITALA.
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's Etext of Vailima Letters, by Stevenson
+
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