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+ROUND THE RED LAMP
+
+BEING FACTS AND FANCIES OF MEDICAL LIFE
+
+By SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
+
+
+
+
+THE PREFACE.
+
+[Being an extract from a long and animated
+correspondence with a friend in America.]
+
+I quite recognise the force of your objection
+that an invalid or a woman in weak health would get
+no good from stories which attempt to treat some
+features of medical life with a certain amount of
+realism. If you deal with this life at all, however,
+and if you are anxious to make your doctors something
+more than marionettes, it is quite essential that you
+should paint the darker side, since it is that which
+is principally presented to the surgeon or physician.
+He sees many beautiful things, it is true, fortitude
+and heroism, love and self-sacrifice; but they are
+all called forth (as our nobler qualities are always
+called forth) by bitter sorrow and trial. One cannot
+write of medical life and be merry over it.
+
+Then why write of it, you may ask? If a subject
+is painful why treat it at all? I answer that it is
+the province of fiction to treat painful things
+as well as cheerful ones. The story which wiles
+away a weary hour fulfils an obviously good
+purpose, but not more so, I hold, than that which
+helps to emphasise the graver side of life. A
+tale which may startle the reader out of his usual
+grooves of thought, and shocks him into seriousness,
+plays the part of the alterative and tonic in
+medicine, bitter to the taste but bracing in the
+result. There are a few stories in this little
+collection which might have such an effect, and I
+have so far shared in your feeling that I have
+reserved them from serial publication. In book-form
+the reader can see that they are medical stories, and
+can, if he or she be so minded, avoid them.
+
+Yours very truly,
+
+A. CONAN DOYLE.
+
+
+P. S.--You ask about the Red Lamp. It is the
+usual sign of the general practitioner in England.
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+BEHIND THE TIMES
+HIS FIRST OPERATION
+A STRAGGLER OF '15
+THE THIRD GENERATION
+A FALSE START
+THE CURSE OF EVE
+SWEETHEARTS
+A PHYSIOLOGIST'S WIFE
+THE CASE OF LADY SANNOX
+A QUESTION OF DIPLOMACY
+A MEDICAL DOCUMENT
+LOT NO. 249
+THE Los AMIGOS FIASCO
+THE DOCTORS OF HOYLAND
+THE SURGEON TALKS
+
+
+
+
+ROUND THE RED LAMP.
+
+
+
+
+BEHIND THE TIMES.
+
+
+
+
+My first interview with Dr. James Winter was
+under dramatic circumstances. It occurred at two in
+the morning in the bedroom of an old country house.
+I kicked him twice on the white waistcoat and knocked
+off his gold spectacles, while he with the aid of a
+female accomplice stifled my angry cries in a flannel
+petticoat and thrust me into a warm bath. I am told
+that one of my parents, who happened to be present,
+remarked in a whisper that there was nothing the
+matter with my lungs. I cannot recall how Dr. Winter
+looked at the time, for I had other things to think
+of, but his description of my own appearance is far
+from flattering. A fluffy head, a body like a
+trussed goose, very bandy legs, and feet with the
+soles turned inwards--those are the main items which
+he can remember.
+
+From this time onwards the epochs of my life were
+the periodical assaults which Dr. Winter made upon
+me. He vaccinated me; he cut me for an abscess; he
+blistered me for mumps. It was a world of peace and
+he the one dark cloud that threatened. But at last
+there came a time of real illness--a time when I lay
+for months together inside my wickerwork-basket bed,
+and then it was that I learned that that hard face
+could relax, that those country-made creaking boots
+could steal very gently to a bedside, and that that
+rough voice could thin into a whisper when it spoke
+to a sick child.
+
+And now the child is himself a medical man, and
+yet Dr. Winter is the same as ever. I can see no
+change since first I can remember him, save that
+perhaps the brindled hair is a trifle whiter, and the
+huge shoulders a little more bowed. He is a very
+tall man, though he loses a couple of inches from his
+stoop. That big back of his has curved itself over
+sick beds until it has set in that shape. His face
+is of a walnut brown, and tells of long winter drives
+over bleak country roads, with the wind and the rain
+in his teeth. It looks smooth at a little distance,
+but as you approach him you see that it is shot with
+innumerable fine wrinkles like a last year's apple.
+They are hardly to be seen when he is in repose; but
+when he laughs his face breaks like a starred glass,
+and you realise then that though he looks old, he
+must be older than he looks.
+
+
+How old that is I could never discover. I have
+often tried to find out, and have struck his stream
+as high up as George IV and even the Regency, but
+without ever getting quite to the source. His mind
+must have been open to impressions very early, but it
+must also have closed early, for the politics of the
+day have little interest for him, while he is
+fiercely excited about questions which are entirely
+prehistoric. He shakes his head when he speaks of
+the first Reform Bill and expresses grave doubts as
+to its wisdom, and I have heard him, when he was
+warmed by a glass of wine, say bitter things about
+Robert Peel and his abandoning of the Corn Laws. The
+death of that statesman brought the history of
+England to a definite close, and Dr. Winter refers to
+everything which had happened since then as to an
+insignificant anticlimax.
+
+But it was only when I had myself become a
+medical man that I was able to appreciate how
+entirely he is a survival of a past generation. He
+had learned his medicine under that obsolete and
+forgotten system by which a youth was apprenticed to
+a surgeon, in the days when the study of anatomy was
+often approached through a violated grave. His views
+upon his own profession are even more reactionary
+than in politics. Fifty years have brought him
+little and deprived him of less. Vaccination was
+well within the teaching of his youth, though I
+think he has a secret preference for inoculation.
+Bleeding he would practise freely but for public
+opinion. Chloroform he regards as a dangerous
+innovation, and he always clicks with his tongue when
+it is mentioned. He has even been known to say vain
+things about Laennec, and to refer to the stethoscope
+as "a new-fangled French toy." He carries one in his
+hat out of deference to the expectations of his
+patients, but he is very hard of hearing, so that it
+makes little difference whether he uses it or not.
+
+He reads, as a duty, his weekly medical paper, so
+that he has a general idea as to the advance of
+modern science. He always persists in looking upon
+it as a huge and rather ludicrous experiment. The
+germ theory of disease set him chuckling for a long
+time, and his favourite joke in the sick room was to
+say, "Shut the door or the germs will be getting in."
+As to the Darwinian theory, it struck him as being
+the crowning joke of the century. "The children in
+the nursery and the ancestors in the stable," he
+would cry, and laugh the tears out of his eyes.
+
+He is so very much behind the day that
+occasionally, as things move round in their usual
+circle, he finds himself, to his bewilderment, in the
+front of the fashion. Dietetic treatment, for
+example, had been much in vogue in his youth, and
+he has more practical knowledge of it than any one
+whom I have met. Massage, too, was familiar to him
+when it was new to our generation. He had been
+trained also at a time when instruments were in a
+rudimentary state, and when men learned to trust more
+to their own fingers. He has a model surgical hand,
+muscular in the palm, tapering in the fingers, "with
+an eye at the end of each." I shall not easily
+forget how Dr. Patterson and I cut Sir John Sirwell,
+the County Member, and were unable to find the stone.
+It was a horrible moment. Both our careers were at
+stake. And then it was that Dr. Winter, whom we had
+asked out of courtesy to be present, introduced into
+the wound a finger which seemed to our excited senses
+to be about nine inches long, and hooked out the
+stone at the end of it. "It's always well to bring
+one in your waistcoat-pocket," said he with a
+chuckle, "but I suppose you youngsters are above all
+that."
+
+We made him president of our branch of the
+British Medical Association, but he resigned after
+the first meeting. "The young men are too much for
+me," he said. "I don't understand what they are
+talking about." Yet his patients do very well. He
+has the healing touch--that magnetic thing which
+defies explanation or analysis, but which is a very
+evident fact none the less. His mere presence
+leaves the patient with more hopefulness and
+vitality. The sight of disease affects him as dust
+does a careful housewife. It makes him angry and
+impatient. "Tut, tut, this will never do!" he cries,
+as he takes over a new case. He would shoo Death out
+of the room as though he were an intrusive hen. But
+when the intruder refuses to be dislodged, when the
+blood moves more slowly and the eyes grow dimmer,
+then it is that Dr. Winter is of more avail than all
+the drugs in his surgery. Dying folk cling to his
+hand as if the presence of his bulk and vigour gives
+them more courage to face the change; and that
+kindly, windbeaten face has been the last earthly
+impression which many a sufferer has carried into the
+unknown.
+
+When Dr. Patterson and I--both of us young,
+energetic, and up-to-date--settled in the district,
+we were most cordially received by the old doctor,
+who would have been only too happy to be relieved of
+some of his patients. The patients themselves,
+however, followed their own inclinations--which is a
+reprehensible way that patients have--so that we
+remained neglected, with our modern instruments and
+our latest alkaloids, while he was serving out senna
+and calomel to all the countryside. We both of us
+loved the old fellow, but at the same time, in the
+privacy of our own intimate conversations, we could
+not help commenting upon this deplorable lack of
+judgment. "It's all very well for the poorer
+people," said Patterson. "But after all the educated
+classes have a right to expect that their medical man
+will know the difference between a mitral murmur and
+a bronchitic rale. It's the judicial frame of mind,
+not the sympathetic, which is the essential one."
+
+I thoroughly agreed with Patterson in what he
+said. It happened, however, that very shortly
+afterwards the epidemic of influenza broke out, and
+we were all worked to death. One morning I met
+Patterson on my round, and found him looking rather
+pale and fagged out. He made the same remark about
+me. I was, in fact, feeling far from well, and I lay
+upon the sofa all the afternoon with a splitting
+headache and pains in every joint. As evening closed
+in, I could no longer disguise the fact that the
+scourge was upon me, and I felt that I should have
+medical advice without delay. It was of Patterson,
+naturally, that I thought, but somehow the idea of
+him had suddenly become repugnant to me. I thought
+of his cold, critical attitude, of his endless
+questions, of his tests and his tappings. I wanted
+something more soothing--something more genial.
+
+"Mrs. Hudson," said I to my housekeeper, would
+you kindly run along to old Dr. Winter and tell
+him that I should be obliged to him if he would step
+round?"
+
+She was back with an answer presently. "Dr.
+Winter will come round in an hour or so, sir; but he
+has just been called in to attend Dr. Patterson."
+
+
+
+
+HIS FIRST OPERATION.
+
+
+It was the first day of the winter session, and
+the third year's man was walking with the first
+year's man. Twelve o'clock was just booming out from
+the Tron Church.
+
+"Let me see," said the third year's man. "You
+have never seen an operation?"
+
+"Never."
+
+"Then this way, please. This is Rutherford's
+historic bar. A glass of sherry, please, for this
+gentleman. You are rather sensitive, are you not?"
+
+"My nerves are not very strong, I am afraid."
+
+"Hum! Another glass of sherry for this gentleman.
+We are going to an operation now, you know."
+
+The novice squared his shoulders and made a
+gallant attempt to look unconcerned.
+
+"Nothing very bad--eh?"
+
+"Well, yes--pretty bad."
+
+"An--an amputation?"
+
+"No; it's a bigger affair than that."
+
+"I think--I think they must be expecting me at home."
+
+"There's no sense in funking. If you don't go
+to-day, you must to-morrow. Better get it over at
+once. Feel pretty fit?"
+
+"Oh, yes; all right!" The smile was not a success.
+
+"One more glass of sherry, then. Now come on or
+we shall be late. I want you to be well in front."
+
+"Surely that is not necessary."
+
+"Oh, it is far better! What a drove of students!
+There are plenty of new men among them. You can tell
+them easily enough, can't you? If they were going
+down to be operated upon themselves, they could not
+look whiter."
+
+"I don't think I should look as white."
+
+"Well, I was just the same myself. But the
+feeling soon wears off. You see a fellow with a face
+like plaster, and before the week is out he is eating
+his lunch in the dissecting rooms. I'll tell you all
+about the case when we get to the theatre."
+
+The students were pouring down the sloping street
+which led to the infirmary--each with his little
+sheaf of note-books in his hand. There were pale,
+frightened lads, fresh from the high schools, and
+callous old chronics, whose generation had passed on
+and left them. They swept in an unbroken,
+tumultuous stream from the university gate to the
+hospital. The figures and gait of the men were
+young, but there was little youth in most of their
+faces. Some looked as if they ate too little--a few
+as if they drank too much. Tall and short, tweed-
+coated and black, round-shouldered, bespectacled, and
+slim, they crowded with clatter of feet and rattle of
+sticks through the hospital gate. Now and again they
+thickened into two lines, as the carriage of a
+surgeon of the staff rolled over the cobblestones
+between.
+
+"There's going to be a crowd at Archer's,"
+whispered the senior man with suppressed excitement.
+"It is grand to see him at work. I've seen him jab
+all round the aorta until it made me jumpy to watch
+him. This way, and mind the whitewash."
+
+They passed under an archway and down a long,
+stone-flagged corridor, with drab-coloured doors on
+either side, each marked with a number. Some of them
+were ajar, and the novice glanced into them with
+tingling nerves. He was reassured to catch a glimpse
+of cheery fires, lines of white-counterpaned beds,
+and a profusion of coloured texts upon the wall. The
+corridor opened upon a small hall, with a fringe of
+poorly clad people seated all round upon benches. A
+young man, with a pair of scissors stuck like a
+flower in his buttonhole and a note-book in his hand,
+was passing from one to the other, whispering and
+writing.
+
+"Anything good?" asked the third year's man.
+
+"You should have been here yesterday," said the
+out-patient clerk, glancing up. "We had a regular
+field day. A popliteal aneurism, a Colles' fracture,
+a spina bifida, a tropical abscess, and an
+elephantiasis. How's that for a single haul?"
+
+"I'm sorry I missed it. But they'll come again,
+I suppose. What's up with the old gentleman?"
+
+A broken workman was sitting in the shadow,
+rocking himself slowly to and fro, and groaning. A
+woman beside him was trying to console him, patting
+his shoulder with a hand which was spotted over with
+curious little white blisters.
+
+"It's a fine carbuncle," said the clerk, with the
+air of a connoisseur who describes his orchids to one
+who can appreciate them. "It's on his back and the
+passage is draughty, so we must not look at it, must
+we, daddy? Pemphigus," he added carelessly, pointing
+to the woman's disfigured hands. "Would you care to
+stop and take out a metacarpal?"
+
+"No, thank you. We are due at Archer's. Come
+on!" and they rejoined the throng which was hurrying
+to the theatre of the famous surgeon.
+
+The tiers of horseshoe benches rising from the
+floor to the ceiling were already packed, and the
+novice as he entered saw vague curving lines of
+faces in front of him, and heard the deep buzz of a
+hundred voices, and sounds of laughter from somewhere
+up above him. His companion spied an opening on the
+second bench, and they both squeezed into it.
+
+"This is grand!" the senior man whispered.
+"You'll have a rare view of it all."
+
+Only a single row of heads intervened between
+them and the operating table. It was of unpainted
+deal, plain, strong, and scrupulously clean. A sheet
+of brown water-proofing covered half of it, and
+beneath stood a large tin tray full of sawdust. On
+the further side, in front of the window, there was a
+board which was strewed with glittering instruments--
+forceps, tenacula, saws, canulas, and trocars. A
+line of knives, with long, thin, delicate blades, lay
+at one side. Two young men lounged in front of this,
+one threading needles, the other doing something to a
+brass coffee-pot-like thing which hissed out puffs of
+steam.
+
+"That's Peterson," whispered the senior, "the
+big, bald man in the front row. He's the skin-
+grafting man, you know. And that's Anthony Browne,
+who took a larynx out successfully last winter. And
+there's Murphy, the pathologist, and Stoddart, the
+eye-man. You'll come to know them all soon."
+
+"Who are the two men at the table?"
+
+"Nobody--dressers. One has charge of the
+instruments and the other of the puffing Billy. It's
+Lister's antiseptic spray, you know, and Archer's one
+of the carbolic-acid men. Hayes is the leader of the
+cleanliness-and-cold-water school, and they all hate
+each other like poison."
+
+A flutter of interest passed through the closely
+packed benches as a woman in petticoat and bodice was
+led in by two nurses. A red woolen shawl was draped
+over her head and round her neck. The face which
+looked out from it was that of a woman in the prime
+of her years, but drawn with suffering, and of a
+peculiar beeswax tint. Her head drooped as she
+walked, and one of the nurses, with her arm round her
+waist, was whispering consolation in her ear. She
+gave a quick side-glance at the instrument table as
+she passed, but the nurses turned her away from it.
+
+"What ails her?" asked the novice.
+
+"Cancer of the parotid. It's the devil of a
+case; extends right away back behind the carotids.
+There's hardly a man but Archer would dare to follow
+it. Ah, here he is himself!"
+
+As he spoke, a small, brisk, iron-grey man came
+striding into the room, rubbing his hands together as
+he walked. He had a clean-shaven face, of the naval
+officer type, with large, bright eyes, and a firm,
+straight mouth. Behind him came his big house-
+surgeon, with his gleaming pince-nez, and a
+trail of dressers, who grouped themselves into
+the corners of the room.
+
+"Gentlemen," cried the surgeon in a voice as hard
+and brisk as his manner, "we have here an interesting
+case of tumour of the parotid, originally
+cartilaginous but now assuming malignant
+characteristics, and therefore requiring excision.
+On to the table, nurse! Thank you! Chloroform,
+clerk! Thank you! You can take the shawl off,
+nurse."
+
+The woman lay back upon the water-proofed pillow,
+and her murderous tumour lay revealed. In itself it
+was a pretty thing--ivory white, with a mesh of blue
+veins, and curving gently from jaw to chest. But the
+lean, yellow face and the stringy throat were in
+horrible contrast with the plumpness and sleekness of
+this monstrous growth. The surgeon placed a hand on
+each side of it and pressed it slowly backwards and
+forwards.
+
+"Adherent at one place, gentlemen," he cried.
+"The growth involves the carotids and jugulars, and
+passes behind the ramus of the jaw, whither we must
+be prepared to follow it. It is impossible to say
+how deep our dissection may carry us. Carbolic tray.
+Thank you! Dressings of carbolic gauze, if you
+please! Push the chloroform, Mr. Johnson. Have the
+small saw ready in case it is necessary to remove the
+jaw."
+
+The patient was moaning gently under the towel
+which had been placed over her face. She tried
+to raise her arms and to draw up her knees, but two
+dressers restrained her. The heavy air was full of
+the penetrating smells of carbolic acid and of
+chloroform. A muffled cry came from under the towel,
+and then a snatch of a song, sung in a high,
+quavering, monotonous voice:
+
+
+"He says, says he,
+
+If you fly with me
+
+You'll be mistress of the ice-cream van.
+
+You'll be mistress of the----"
+
+It mumbled off into a drone and stopped. The surgeon
+came across, still rubbing his hands, and spoke to an
+elderly man in front of the novice.
+
+"Narrow squeak for the Government," he said.
+
+"Oh, ten is enough."
+
+"They won't have ten long. They'd do better to
+resign before they are driven to it."
+
+"Oh, I should fight it out."
+
+"What's the use. They can't get past the
+committee even if they got a vote in the House. I
+was talking to----"
+
+"Patient's ready, sir," said the dresser.
+
+"Talking to McDonald--but I'll tell you about it
+presently." He walked back to the patient, who was
+breathing in long, heavy gasps. "I propose," said
+he, passing his hand over the tumour in an almost
+caressing fashion, "to make a free incision over the
+posterior border, and to take another forward at
+right angles to the lower end of it. Might I
+trouble you for a medium knife, Mr. Johnson?"
+
+The novice, with eyes which were dilating with
+horror, saw the surgeon pick up the long, gleaming
+knife, dip it into a tin basin, and balance it in his
+fingers as an artist might his brush. Then he saw
+him pinch up the skin above the tumour with his left
+hand. At the sight his nerves, which had already
+been tried once or twice that day, gave way utterly.
+His head swain round, and he felt that in another
+instant he might faint. He dared not look at the
+patient. He dug his thumbs into his ears lest some
+scream should come to haunt him, and he fixed his
+eyes rigidly upon the wooden ledge in front of him.
+One glance, one cry, would, he knew, break down the
+shred of self-possession which he still retained. He
+tried to think of cricket, of green fields and
+rippling water, of his sisters at home--of anything
+rather than of what was going on so near him.
+
+And yet somehow, even with his ears stopped up,
+sounds seemed to penetrate to him and to carry their
+own tale. He heard, or thought that he heard, the
+long hissing of the carbolic engine. Then he was
+conscious of some movement among the dressers. Were
+there groans, too, breaking in upon him, and some
+other sound, some fluid sound, which was more
+dreadfully suggestive still? His mind would keep
+building up every step of the operation, and
+fancy made it more ghastly than fact could have been.
+His nerves tingled and quivered. Minute by minute
+the giddiness grew more marked, the numb, sickly
+feeling at his heart more distressing. And then
+suddenly, with a groan, his head pitching forward,
+and his brow cracking sharply upon the narrow wooden
+shelf in front of him, he lay in a dead faint.
+
+
+When he came to himself, he was lying in the
+empty theatre, with his collar and shirt undone. The
+third year's man was dabbing a wet sponge over his
+face, and a couple of grinning dressers were looking
+on.
+
+"All right," cried the novice, sitting up and
+rubbing his eyes. "I'm sorry to have made an ass of
+myself."
+
+"Well, so I should think," said his companion.
+
+"What on earth did you faint about?"
+
+"I couldn't help it. It was that operation."
+
+"What operation?"
+
+"Why, that cancer."
+
+There was a pause, and then the three students
+burst out laughing. "Why, you juggins!" cried the
+senior man, "there never was an operation at all!
+They found the patient didn't stand the chloroform
+well, and so the whole thing was off. Archer has
+been giving us one of his racy lectures, and you
+fainted just in the middle of his favourite story."
+
+
+
+
+A STRAGGLER OF '15.
+
+
+It was a dull October morning, and heavy, rolling
+fog-wreaths lay low over the wet grey roofs of the
+Woolwich houses. Down in the long, brick-lined
+streets all was sodden and greasy and cheerless.
+From the high dark buildings of the arsenal came the
+whirr of many wheels, the thudding of weights, and
+the buzz and babel of human toil. Beyond, the
+dwellings of the workingmen, smoke-stained and
+unlovely, radiated away in a lessening perspective of
+narrowing road and dwindling wall.
+
+There were few folk in the streets, for the
+toilers had all been absorbed since break of day by
+the huge smoke-spouting monster, which sucked in the
+manhood of the town, to belch it forth weary and
+work-stained every night. Little groups of children
+straggled to school, or loitered to peep through the
+single, front windows at the big, gilt-edged Bibles,
+balanced upon small, three-legged tables, which were
+their usual adornment. Stout women, with thick, red
+arms and dirty aprons, stood upon the whitened
+doorsteps, leaning upon their brooms, and shrieking
+their morning greetings across the road. One
+stouter, redder, and dirtier than the rest, had
+gathered a small knot of cronies around her and was
+talking energetically, with little shrill titters
+from her audience to punctuate her remarks.
+
+"Old enough to know better!" she cried, in answer
+to an exclamation from one of the listeners. "If he
+hain't no sense now, I 'specs he won't learn much on
+this side o'Jordan. Why, 'ow old is he at all?
+Blessed if I could ever make out."
+
+"Well, it ain't so hard to reckon," said a sharp-
+featured pale-faced woman with watery blue eyes.
+"He's been at the battle o' Waterloo, and has the
+pension and medal to prove it."
+
+"That were a ter'ble long time agone," remarked a
+third. "It were afore I were born."
+
+"It were fifteen year after the beginnin' of the
+century," cried a younger woman, who had stood
+leaning against the wall, with a smile of superior
+knowledge upon her face. "My Bill was a-saying so
+last Sabbath, when I spoke to him o' old Daddy
+Brewster, here."
+
+"And suppose he spoke truth, Missus Simpson, 'ow
+long agone do that make it?"
+
+"It's eighty-one now," said the original speaker,
+checking off the years upon her coarse red
+fingers, "and that were fifteen. Ten and ten, and
+ten, and ten, and ten--why, it's only sixty-and-six
+year, so he ain't so old after all."
+
+"But he weren't a newborn babe at the battle,
+silly!" cried the young woman with a chuckle.
+"S'pose he were only twenty, then he couldn't be less
+than six-and-eighty now, at the lowest."
+
+"Aye, he's that--every day of it," cried several.
+
+"I've had 'bout enough of it," remarked the large
+woman gloomily. "Unless his young niece, or
+grandniece, or whatever she is, come to-day, I'm off,
+and he can find some one else to do his work. Your
+own 'ome first, says I."
+
+"Ain't he quiet, then, Missus Simpson?" asked the
+youngest of the group.
+
+"Listen to him now," she answered, with her hand
+half raised and her head turned slantwise towards the
+open door. From the upper floor there came a
+shuffling, sliding sound with a sharp tapping of a
+stick. "There he go back and forrards, doing what he
+call his sentry go. 'Arf the night through he's at
+that game, the silly old juggins. At six o'clock
+this very mornin there he was beatin' with a stick at
+my door. `Turn out, guard!' he cried, and a lot more
+jargon that I could make nothing of. Then what with
+his coughin' and 'awkin' and spittin', there ain't no
+gettin' a wink o' sleep. Hark to him now!"
+
+"Missus Simpson, Missus Simpson!" cried a cracked
+and querulous voice from above.
+
+"That's him!" she cried, nodding her head with an
+air of triumph. "He do go on somethin' scandalous.
+Yes, Mr. Brewster, sir."
+
+"I want my morning ration, Missus Simpson."
+
+"It's just ready, Mr. Brewster, sir."
+
+"Blessed if he ain't like a baby cryin' for its
+pap," said the young woman.
+
+"I feel as if I could shake his old bones up
+sometimes!" cried Mrs. Simpson viciously. "But who's
+for a 'arf of fourpenny?"
+
+The whole company were about to shuffle off to
+the public house, when a young girl stepped across
+the road and touched the housekeeper timidly upon the
+arm. "I think that is No. 56 Arsenal View," she
+said. "Can you tell me if Mr. Brewster lives here?"
+
+The housekeeper looked critically at the
+newcomer. She was a girl of about twenty, broad-
+faced and comely, with a turned-up nose and large,
+honest grey eyes. Her print dress, her straw hat,
+with its bunch of glaring poppies, and the bundle she
+carried, had all a smack of the country.
+
+"You're Norah Brewster, I s'pose," said Mrs.
+Simpson, eyeing her up and down with no friendly
+gaze.
+
+"Yes, I've come to look after my Granduncle
+Gregory."
+
+"And a good job too," cried the housekeeper, with
+a toss of her head. "It's about time that some of
+his own folk took a turn at it, for I've had enough
+of it. There you are, young woman! In you go and
+make yourself at home. There's tea in the caddy and
+bacon on the dresser, and the old man will be about
+you if you don't fetch him his breakfast. I'll send
+for my things in the evenin'." With a nod she
+strolled off with her attendant gossips in the
+direction of the public house.
+
+Thus left to her own devices, the country girl
+walked into the front room and took off her hat and
+jacket. It was a low-roofed apartment with a
+sputtering fire upon which a small brass kettle was
+singing cheerily. A stained cloth lay over half the
+table, with an empty brown teapot, a loaf of bread,
+and some coarse crockery. Norah Brewster looked
+rapidly about her, and in an instant took over her
+new duties. Ere five minutes had passed the tea was
+made, two slices of bacon were frizzling on the pan,
+the table was rearranged, the antimacassars
+straightened over the sombre brown furniture, and the
+whole room had taken a new air of comfort and
+neatness. This done she looked round curiously at
+the prints upon the walls. Over the fireplace, in a
+small, square case, a brown medal caught her eye,
+hanging from a strip of purple ribbon. Beneath was a
+slip of newspaper cutting. She stood on her
+tiptoes, with her fingers on the edge of the
+mantelpiece, and craned her neck up to see it,
+glancing down from time to time at the bacon which
+simmered and hissed beneath her. The cutting was
+yellow with age, and ran in this way:
+
+"On Tuesday an interesting ceremony was performed
+at the barracks of the Third Regiment of Guards,
+when, in the presence of the Prince Regent, Lord
+Hill, Lord Saltoun, and an assemblage which comprised
+beauty as well as valour, a special medal was
+presented to Corporal Gregory Brewster, of Captain
+Haldane's flank company, in recognition of his
+gallantry in the recent great battle in the Lowlands.
+It appears that on the ever-memorable 18th of June
+four companies of the Third Guards and of the
+Coldstreams, under the command of Colonels Maitland
+and Byng, held the important farmhouse of Hougoumont
+at the right of the British position. At a critical
+point of the action these troops found themselves
+short of powder. Seeing that Generals Foy and Jerome
+Buonaparte were again massing their infantry for an
+attack on the position, Colonel Byng dispatched
+Corporal Brewster to the rear to hasten up the
+reserve ammunition. Brewster came upon two powder
+tumbrils of the Nassau division, and succeeded, after
+menacing the drivers with his musket, in inducing
+them to convey their powder to Hougoumont. In
+his absence, however, the hedges surrounding the
+position had been set on fire by a howitzer battery
+of the French, and the passage of the carts full of
+powder became a most hazardous matter. The first
+tumbril exploded, blowing the driver to fragments.
+Daunted by the fate of his comrade, the second driver
+turned his horses, but Corporal Brewster, springing
+upon his seat, hurled the man down, and urging the
+powder cart through the flames, succeeded in forcing
+his way to his companions. To this gallant deed may
+be directly attributed the success of the British
+arms, for without powder it would have been
+impossible to have held Hougoumont, and the Duke of
+Wellington had repeatedly declared that had
+Hougoumont fallen, as well as La Haye Sainte, he
+would have found it impossible to have held his
+ground. Long may the heroic Brewster live to
+treasure the medal which he has so bravely won, and
+to look back with pride to the day when, in the
+presence of his comrades, he received this tribute to
+his valour from the august hands of the first
+gentleman of the realm."
+
+The reading of this old cutting increased in the
+girl's mind the veneration which she had always had
+for her warrior kinsman. From her infancy he had
+been her hero, and she remembered how her father used
+to speak of his courage and his strength, how he
+could strike down a bullock with a blow of his fist
+and carry a fat sheep under either arm. True, she
+had never seen him, but a rude painting at home which
+depicted a square-faced, clean shaven, stalwart man
+with a great bearskin cap, rose ever before her
+memory when she thought of him.
+
+She was still gazing at the brown medal and
+wondering what the "Dulce et decorum est" might
+mean, which was inscribed upon the edge, when there
+came a sudden tapping and shuffling upon the stair,
+and there at the door was standing the very man who
+had been so often in her thoughts.
+
+But could this indeed be he? Where was the
+martial air, the flashing eye, the warrior face which
+she had pictured? There, framed in the doorway, was
+a huge twisted old man, gaunt and puckered, with
+twitching hands and shuffling, purposeless feet. A
+cloud of fluffy white hair, a red-veined nose, two
+thick tufts of eyebrow and a pair of dimly
+questioning, watery blue eyes--these were what met
+her gaze. He leaned forward upon a stick, while his
+shoulders rose and fell with his crackling, rasping
+breathing.
+
+"I want my morning rations," he crooned, as he
+stumped forward to his chair. "The cold nips me
+without 'em. See to my fingers!" He held out his
+distorted hands, all blue at the tips, wrinkled
+and gnarled, with huge, projecting knuckles.
+
+"It's nigh ready," answered the girl, gazing at
+him with wonder in her eyes. "Don't you know who I
+am, granduncle? I am Norah Brewster from Witham."
+
+"Rum is warm," mumbled the old man, rocking to
+and fro in his chair, "and schnapps is warm, and
+there's 'eat in soup, but it's a dish o' tea for me.
+What did you say your name was?"
+
+"Norah Brewster."
+
+"You can speak out, lass. Seems to me folk's
+voices isn't as loud as they used."
+
+"I'm Norah Brewster, uncle. I'm your grandniece
+come down from Essex way to live with you."
+
+"You'll be brother Jarge's girl! Lor, to think
+o' little Jarge having a girl!" He chuckled hoarsely
+to himself, and the long, stringy sinews of his
+throat jerked and quivered.
+
+"I am the daughter of your brother George's son,"
+said she, as she turned the bacon.
+
+"Lor, but little Jarge was a rare un!" he
+continued. "Eh, by Jimini, there was no chousing
+Jarge. He's got a bull pup o' mine that I gave him
+when I took the bounty. You've heard him speak of
+it, likely?"
+
+"Why, grandpa George has been dead this twenty
+year," said she, pouring out the tea.
+
+"Well, it was a bootiful pup--aye, a well-bred
+un, by Jimini! I'm cold for lack o' my rations. Rum
+is good, and so is schnapps, but I'd as lief have tea
+as either."
+
+He breathed heavily while he devoured his food.
+"It's a middlin' goodish way you've come," said he at
+last. "Likely the stage left yesternight."
+
+"The what, uncle?"
+
+"The coach that brought you."
+
+"Nay, I came by the mornin' train."
+
+"Lor, now, think o' that! You ain't afeard o'
+those newfangled things! By Jimini, to think of you
+comin' by railroad like that! What's the world a-
+comin' to!"
+
+There was silence for some minutes while Norah
+sat stirring her tea and glancing sideways at the
+bluish lips and champing jaws of her companion.
+
+"You must have seen a deal o' life, uncle," said
+she. "It must seem a long, long time to you!"
+
+"Not so very long neither. I'm ninety, come
+Candlemas; but it don't seem long since I took the
+bounty. And that battle, it might have been
+yesterday. Eh, but I get a power o' good from my
+rations!" He did indeed look less worn and
+colourless than when she first saw him. His face was
+flushed and his back more erect.
+
+"Have you read that?" he asked, jerking his head
+towards the cutting.
+
+"Yes, uncle, and I'm sure you must be proud of
+it."
+
+"Ah, it was a great day for me! A great day!
+The Regent was there, and a fine body of a man too!
+`The ridgment is proud of you,' says he. `And I'm
+proud of the ridgment,' say I. `A damned good answer
+too!' says he to Lord Hill, and they both bu'st out
+a-laughin'. But what be you a-peepin' out o' the
+window for?"
+
+"Oh, uncle, here's a regiment of soldiers coming
+down the street with the band playing in front of
+them."
+
+"A ridgment, eh? Where be my glasses? Lor, but
+I can hear the band, as plain as plain! Here's the
+pioneers an' the drum-major! What be their number,
+lass?" His eyes were shining and his bony yellow
+fingers, like the claws of some fierce old bird, dug
+into her shoulder.
+
+"They don't seem to have no number, uncle.
+They've something wrote on their shoulders.
+Oxfordshire, I think it be."
+
+"Ah, yes!" he growled. "I heard as they'd
+dropped the numbers and given them newfangled names.
+There they go, by Jimini! They're young mostly, but
+they hain't forgot how to march. They have the
+swing-aye, I'll say that for them. They've got the
+swing." He gazed after them until the last files
+had turned the corner and the measured tramp of their
+marching had died away in the distance.
+
+He had just regained his chair when the door
+opened and a gentleman stepped in.
+
+"Ah, Mr. Brewster! Better to-day?" he asked.
+
+"Come in, doctor! Yes, I'm better. But there's
+a deal o' bubbling in my chest. It's all them
+toobes. If I could but cut the phlegm, I'd be right.
+Can't you give me something to cut the phlegm?"
+
+The doctor, a grave-faced young man, put his
+fingers to the furrowed, blue-corded wrist.
+
+"You must be careful," he said. "You must take
+no liberties." The thin tide of life seemed to
+thrill rather than to throb under his finger.
+
+The old man chuckled.
+
+"I've got brother Jarge's girl to look after me
+now. She'll see I don't break barracks or do what I
+hadn't ought to. Why, darn my skin, I knew something
+was amiss!
+
+"With what?"
+
+"Why, with them soldiers. You saw them pass,
+doctor--eh? They'd forgot their stocks. Not one on
+'em had his stock on." He croaked and chuckled for a
+long time over his discovery. "It wouldn't ha' done
+for the Dook!" he muttered. "No, by Jimini! the Dook
+would ha' had a word there."
+
+The doctor smiled. "Well, you are doing very
+well," said he. "I'll look in once a week or so, and
+see how you are." As Norah followed him to the door,
+he beckoned her outside.
+
+"He is very weak," he whispered. "If you find
+him failing you must send for me."
+
+"What ails him, doctor?"
+
+"Ninety years ails him. His arteries are pipes
+of lime. His heart is shrunken and flabby. The man
+is worn out."
+
+Norah stood watching the brisk figure of the
+young doctor, and pondering over these new
+responsibilities which had come upon her. When she
+turned a tall, brown-faced artilleryman, with the
+three gold chevrons of sergeant upon his arm, was
+standing, carbine in hand, at her elbow.
+
+"Good-morning, miss," said he, raising one thick
+finger to his jaunty, yellow-banded cap. "I b'lieve
+there's an old gentleman lives here of the name of
+Brewster, who was engaged in the battle o' Waterloo?"
+
+"It's my granduncle, sir," said Norah, casting
+down her eyes before the keen, critical gaze of the
+young soldier. "He is in the front parlour."
+
+"Could I have a word with him, miss? I'll call
+again if it don't chance to be convenient."
+
+"I am sure that he would be very glad to see you,
+sir. He's in here, if you'll step in. Uncle, here's
+a gentleman who wants to speak with you."
+
+"Proud to see you, sir--proud and glad, sir," cried
+the sergeant, taking three steps forward into the
+room, and grounding his carbine while he raised his
+hand, palm forwards, in a salute. Norah stood by the
+door, with her mouth and eyes open, wondering if her
+granduncle had ever, in his prime, looked like this
+magnificent creature, and whether he, in his turn,
+would ever come to resemble her granduncle.
+
+The old man blinked up at his visitor, and shook
+his head slowly. "Sit ye down, sergeant," said he,
+pointing with his stick to a chair. "You're full
+young for the stripes. Lordy, it's easier to get
+three now than one in my day. Gunners were old
+soldiers then and the grey hairs came quicker than
+the three stripes."
+
+"I am eight years' service, sir," cried the
+sergeant. "Macdonald is my name--Sergeant Macdonald,
+of H Battery, Southern Artillery Division. I have
+called as the spokesman of my mates at the gunner's
+barracks to say that we are proud to have you in the
+town, sir."
+
+Old Brewster chuckled and rubbed his bony hands.
+"That were what the Regent said," he cried. "`The
+ridgment is proud of ye,' says he. `And I am proud
+of the ridgment,' says I. `And a damned good answer
+too,' says he, and he and Lord Hill bu'st out a-
+laughin'."
+
+"The non-commissioned mess would be proud and
+honoured to see you, sir," said Sergeant Macdonald;
+"and if you could step as far you'll always find a
+pipe o' baccy and a glass o' grog a-waitin' you."
+
+The old man laughed until he coughed. "Like to
+see me, would they? The dogs!" said he. "Well,
+well, when the warm weather comes again I'll maybe
+drop in. Too grand for a canteen, eh? Got your mess
+just the same as the orficers. What's the world a-
+comin' to at all!"
+
+"You was in the line, sir, was you not?" asked
+the sergeant respectfully.
+
+"The line?" cried the old man, with shrill scorn.
+"Never wore a shako in my life. I am a guardsman, I
+am. Served in the Third Guards--the same they call
+now the Scots Guards. Lordy, but they have all
+marched away--every man of them--from old Colonel
+Byng down to the drummer boys, and here am I a
+straggler--that's what I am, sergeant, a straggler!
+I'm here when I ought to be there. But it ain't my
+fault neither, for I'm ready to fall in when the word
+comes."
+
+"We've all got to muster there," answered the
+sergeant. "Won't you try my baccy, sir?" handing
+over a sealskin pouch.
+
+Old Brewster drew a blackened clay pipe from his
+pocket, and began to stuff the tobacco into the bowl.
+In an instant it slipped through his fingers, and was
+broken to pieces on the floor. His lip quivered,
+his nose puckered up, and he began crying with the
+long, helpless sobs of a child. "I've broke my
+pipe," he cried.
+
+"Don't, uncle; oh, don't!" cried Norah, bending
+over him, and patting his white head as one soothes a
+baby. "It don't matter. We can easy get another."
+
+"Don't you fret yourself, sir," said the
+sergeant. "'Ere's a wooden pipe with an amber mouth,
+if you'll do me the honour to accept it from me. I'd
+be real glad if you will take it."
+
+"Jimini!" cried he, his smiles breaking in an
+instant through his tears. "It's a fine pipe. See
+to my new pipe, Norah. I lay that Jarge never had a
+pipe like that. You've got your firelock there,
+sergeant?"
+
+"Yes, sir. I was on my way back from the butts
+when I looked in."
+
+"Let me have the feel of it. Lordy, but it seems
+like old times to have one's hand on a musket.
+What's the manual, sergeant, eh? Cock your
+firelock--look to your priming--present your
+firelock--eh, sergeant? Oh, Jimini, I've broke your
+musket in halves!"
+
+"That's all right, sir," cried the gunner
+laughing. "You pressed on the lever and opened the
+breech-piece. That's where we load 'em, you know."
+
+"Load 'em at the wrong end! Well, well, to
+think o' that! And no ramrod neither! I've
+heard tell of it, but I never believed it afore. Ah!
+it won't come up to brown Bess. When there's work to
+be done, you mark my word and see if they don't come
+back to brown Bess."
+
+"By the Lord, sir!" cried the sergeant hotly,
+"they need some change out in South Africa now. I see
+by this mornin's paper that the Government has
+knuckled under to these Boers. They're hot about it
+at the non-com. mess, I can tell you, sir."
+
+"Eh--eh," croaked old Brewster. "By Jimini! it
+wouldn't ha' done for the Dook; the Dook would ha'
+had a word to say over that."
+
+"Ah, that he would, sir!" cried the sergeant; and
+God send us another like him. But I've wearied you
+enough for one sitting. I'll look in again, and I'll
+bring a comrade or two with me, if I may, for there
+isn't one but would be proud to have speech with
+you."
+
+So, with another salute to the veteran and a
+gleam of white teeth at Norah, the big gunner
+withdrew, leaving a memory of blue cloth and of gold
+braid behind him. Many days had not passed, however,
+before he was back again, and during all the long
+winter he was a frequent visitor at Arsenal View.
+There came a time, at last, when it might be doubted
+to which of the two occupants his visits were
+directed, nor was it hard to say by which he was most
+anxiously awaited. He brought others with him;
+and soon, through all the lines, a pilgrimage to
+Daddy Brewster's came to be looked upon as the proper
+thing to do. Gunners and sappers, linesmen and
+dragoons, came bowing and bobbing into the little
+parlour, with clatter of side arms and clink of
+spurs, stretching their long legs across the
+patchwork rug, and hunting in the front of their
+tunics for the screw of tobacco or paper of snuff
+which they had brought as a sign of their esteem.
+
+It was a deadly cold winter, with six weeks on
+end of snow on the ground, and Norah had a hard task
+to keep the life in that time-worn body. There were
+times when his mind would leave him, and when, save
+an animal outcry when the hour of his meals came
+round, no word would fall from him. He was a white-
+haired child, with all a child's troubles and
+emotions. As the warm weather came once more,
+however, and the green buds peeped forth again upon
+the trees, the blood thawed in his veins, and he
+would even drag himself as far as the door to bask in
+the life-giving sunshine.
+
+"It do hearten me up so," he said one morning, as
+he glowed in the hot May sun. "It's a job to keep
+back the flies, though. They get owdacious in this
+weather, and they do plague me cruel."
+
+"I'll keep them off you, uncle," said Norah.
+
+"Eh, but it's fine! This sunshine makes me think
+o' the glory to come. You might read me a bit o' the
+Bible, lass. I find it wonderful soothing."
+
+"What part would you like, uncle?"
+
+"Oh, them wars."
+
+"The wars?"
+
+"Aye, keep to the wars! Give me the Old
+Testament for choice. There's more taste to it, to
+my mind. When parson comes he wants to get off to
+something else; but it's Joshua or nothing with me.
+Them Israelites was good soldiers--good growed
+soldiers, all of 'em."
+
+"But, uncle," pleaded Norah, "it's all peace in
+the next world."
+
+"No, it ain't, gal."
+
+"Oh, yes, uncle, surely!"
+
+The old corporal knocked his stick irritably upon
+the ground. "I tell ye it ain't, gal. I asked
+parson."
+
+"Well, what did he say?"
+
+"He said there was to be a last fight. He even
+gave it a name, he did. The battle of Arm--Arm----"
+
+"Armageddon."
+
+"Aye, that's the name parson said. I 'specs the
+Third Guards'll be there. And the Dook--the Dook'll
+have a word to say."
+
+An elderly, grey-whiskered gentleman had been
+walking down the street, glancing up at the
+numbers of the houses. Now as his eyes fell upon the
+old man, he came straight for him.
+
+"Hullo!" said he; "perhaps you are Gregory
+Brewster?"
+
+"My name, sir," answered the veteran.
+
+"You are the same Brewster, as I understand, who
+is on the roll of the Scots Guards as having been
+present at the battle of Waterloo?"
+
+"I am that man, sir, though we called it the
+Third Guards in those days. It was a fine ridgment,
+and they only need me to make up a full muster."
+
+"Tut, tut! they'll have to wait years for that,"
+said the gentleman heartily. "But I am the colonel
+of the Scots Guards, and I thought I would like to
+have a word with you."
+
+Old Gregory Brewster was up in an instant, with
+his hand to his rabbit-skin cap. "God bless me!" he
+cried, "to think of it! to think of it!"
+
+"Hadn't the gentleman better come in?" suggested
+the practical Norah from behind the door.
+
+"Surely, sir, surely; walk in, sir, if I may be
+so bold." In his excitement he had forgotten his
+stick, and as he led the way into the parlour his
+knees tottered, and he threw out his hands. In an
+instant the colonel had caught him on one side and
+Norah on the other.
+
+"Easy and steady," said the colonel, as he led
+him to his armchair.
+
+"Thank ye, sir; I was near gone that time. But,
+Lordy I why, I can scarce believe it. To think of me
+the corporal of the flank company and you the colonel
+of the battalion! How things come round, to be
+sure!"
+
+"Why, we are very proud of you in London," said
+the colonel. "And so you are actually one of the men
+who held Hougoumont." He looked at the bony,
+trembling hands, with their huge, knotted knuckles,
+the stringy throat, and the heaving, rounded
+shoulders. Could this, indeed, be the last of that
+band of heroes? Then he glanced at the half-filled
+phials, the blue liniment bottles, the long-spouted
+kettle, and the sordid details of the sick room.
+"Better, surely, had he died under the blazing
+rafters of the Belgian farmhouse," thought the
+colonel.
+
+"I hope that you are pretty comfortable and
+happy," he remarked after a pause.
+
+"Thank ye, sir. I have a good deal o' trouble
+with my toobes--a deal o' trouble. You wouldn't
+think the job it is to cut the phlegm. And I need my
+rations. I gets cold without 'em. And the flies! I
+ain't strong enough to fight against them."
+
+"How's the memory?" asked the colonel.
+
+"Oh, there ain't nothing amiss there. Why,
+sir, I could give you the name of every man in
+Captain Haldane's flank company."
+
+"And the battle--you remember it?"
+
+"Why, I sees it all afore me every time I shuts
+my eyes. Lordy, sir, you wouldn't hardly believe how
+clear it is to me. There's our line from the
+paregoric bottle right along to the snuff box. D'ye
+see? Well, then, the pill box is for Hougoumont on
+the right--where we was--and Norah's thimble for La
+Haye Sainte. There it is, all right, sir; and here
+were our guns, and here behind the reserves and the
+Belgians. Ach, them Belgians!" He spat furiously
+into the fire. "Then here's the French, where my
+pipe lies; and over here, where I put my baccy pouch,
+was the Proosians a-comin' up on our left flank.
+Jimini, but it was a glad sight to see the smoke of
+their guns!"
+
+"And what was it that struck you most now in
+connection with the whole affair?" asked the colonel.
+
+"I lost three half-crowns over it, I did,"
+crooned old Brewster. "I shouldn't wonder if I was
+never to get that money now. I lent 'em to Jabez
+Smith, my rear rank man, in Brussels. `Only till
+pay-day, Grig,' says he. By Gosh! he was stuck by a
+lancer at Quatre Bras, and me with not so much as a
+slip o' paper to prove the debt! Them three half-
+crowns is as good as lost to me."
+
+The colonel rose from his chair laughing. "The
+officers of the Guards want you to buy yourself some
+little trifle which may add to your comfort," he
+said. "It is not from me, so you need not thank me."
+He took up the old man's tobacco pouch and slipped a
+crisp banknote inside it.
+
+"Thank ye kindly, sir. But there's one favour
+that I would like to ask you, colonel."
+
+"Yes, my man."
+
+"If I'm called, colonel, you won't grudge me a
+flag and a firing party? I'm not a civilian; I'm a
+guardsman--I'm the last of the old Third Guards."
+
+"All right, my man, I'll see to it," said the
+colonel. "Good-bye; I hope to have nothing but good
+news from you."
+
+"A kind gentleman, Norah," croaked old Brewster,
+as they saw him walk past the window; "but, Lordy, he
+ain't fit to hold the stirrup o' my Colonel Byng!"
+
+It was on the very next day that the old corporal
+took a sudden change for the worse. Even the golden
+sunlight streaming through the window seemed unable
+to warm that withered frame. The doctor came and
+shook his head in silence. All day the man lay with
+only his puffing blue lips and the twitching of his
+scraggy neck to show that he still held the breath of
+life. Norah and Sergeant Macdonald had sat by
+him in the afternoon, but he had shown no
+consciousness of their presence. He lay peacefully,
+his eyes half closed, his hands under his cheek, as
+one who is very weary.
+
+They had left him for an instant and were sitting
+in the front room, where Norah was preparing tea,
+when of a sudden they heard a shout that rang through
+the house. Loud and clear and swelling, it pealed in
+their ears--a voice full of strength and energy and
+fiery passion. "The Guards need powder!" it cried;
+and yet again, "The Guards need powder!"
+
+The sergeant sprang from his chair and rushed in,
+followed by the trembling Norah. There was the old
+man standing up, his blue eyes sparkling, his white
+hair bristling, his whole figure towering and
+expanding, with eagle head and glance of fire. "The
+Guards need powder!" he thundered once again, "and,
+by God, they shall have it!" He threw up his long
+arms, and sank back with a groan into his chair. The
+sergeant stooped over him, and his face darkened.
+
+"Oh, Archie, Archie," sobbed the frightened girl,
+"what do you think of him?"
+
+The sergeant turned away. "I think," said he,
+"that the Third Guards have a full muster now."
+
+
+
+
+THE THIRD GENERATION.
+
+
+Scudamore Lane, sloping down riverwards from just
+behind the Monument, lies at night in the shadow of
+two black and monstrous walls which loom high above
+the glimmer of the scattered gas lamps. The
+footpaths are narrow, and the causeway is paved with
+rounded cobblestones, so that the endless drays roar
+along it like breaking waves. A few old-fashioned
+houses lie scattered among the business premises, and
+in one of these, half-way down on the left-hand side,
+Dr. Horace Selby conducts his large practice. It is
+a singular street for so big a man; but a specialist
+who has an European reputation can afford to live
+where he likes. In his particular branch, too,
+patients do not always regard seclusion as a
+disadvantage.
+
+It was only ten o'clock. The dull roar of the
+traffic which converged all day upon London Bridge
+had died away now to a mere confused murmur. It was
+raining heavily, and the gas shone dimly through the
+streaked and dripping glass, throwing little
+circles upon the glistening cobblestones. The air
+was full of the sounds of the rain, the thin swish of
+its fall, the heavier drip from the eaves, and the
+swirl and gurgle down the two steep gutters and
+through the sewer grating. There was only one figure
+in the whole length of Scudamore Lane. It was that
+of a man, and it stood outside the door of Dr. Horace
+Selby.
+
+He had just rung and was waiting for an answer.
+The fanlight beat full upon the gleaming shoulders of
+his waterproof and upon his upturned features. It
+was a wan, sensitive, clear-cut face, with some
+subtle, nameless peculiarity in its expression,
+something of the startled horse in the white-rimmed
+eye, something too of the helpless child in the drawn
+cheek and the weakening of the lower lip. The man-
+servant knew the stranger as a patient at a bare
+glance at those frightened eyes. Such a look had
+been seen at that door many times before.
+
+"Is the doctor in?"
+
+The man hesitated.
+
+"He has had a few friends to dinner, sir. He
+does not like to be disturbed outside his usual
+hours, sir."
+
+"Tell him that I MUST see him. Tell him that
+it is of the very first importance. Here is my
+card." He fumbled with his trembling fingers in
+trying to draw one from his case. "Sir Francis
+Norton is the name. Tell him that Sir Francis
+Norton, of Deane Park, must see him without delay."
+
+"Yes, sir." The butler closed his fingers upon
+the card and the half-sovereign which accompanied it.
+"Better hang your coat up here in the hall. It is
+very wet. Now if you will wait here in the
+consulting-room, I have no doubt that I shall be able
+to send the doctor in to you."
+
+It was a large and lofty room in which the young
+baronet found himself. The carpet was so soft and
+thick that his feet made no sound as he walked across
+it. The two gas jets were turned only half-way up,
+and the dim light with the faint aromatic smell which
+filled the air had a vaguely religious suggestion.
+He sat down in a shining leather armchair by the
+smouldering fire and looked gloomily about him. Two
+sides of the room were taken up with books, fat and
+sombre, with broad gold lettering upon their backs.
+Beside him was the high, old-fashioned mantelpiece of
+white marble--the top of it strewed with cotton
+wadding and bandages, graduated measures, and little
+bottles. There was one with a broad neck just above
+him containing bluestone, and another narrower one
+with what looked like the ruins of a broken pipestem
+and "Caustic" outside upon a red label.
+Thermometers, hypodermic syringes bistouries and
+spatulas were scattered about both on the mantelpiece
+and on the central table on either side of the
+sloping desk. On the same table, to the right, stood
+copies of the five books which Dr. Horace Selby had
+written upon the subject with which his name is
+peculiarly associated, while on the left, on the top
+of a red medical directory, lay a huge glass model of
+a human eye the size of a turnip, which opened down
+the centre to expose the lens and double chamber
+within.
+
+Sir Francis Norton had never been remarkable for
+his powers of observation, and yet he found himself
+watching these trifles with the keenest attention.
+Even the corrosion of the cork of an acid bottle
+caught his eye, and he wondered that the doctor did
+not use glass stoppers. Tiny scratches where the
+light glinted off from the table, little stains upon
+the leather of the desk, chemical formulae scribbled
+upon the labels of the phials--nothing was too slight
+to arrest his attention. And his sense of hearing
+was equally alert. The heavy ticking of the solemn
+black clock above the mantelpiece struck quite
+painfully upon his ears. Yet in spite of it, and in
+spite also of the thick, old-fashioned wooden
+partition, he could hear voices of men talking in the
+next room, and could even catch scraps of their
+conversation. "Second hand was bound to take it."
+"Why, you drew the last of them yourself!"
+
+"How could I play the queen when I knew that the
+ace was against me?" The phrases came in little
+spurts falling back into the dull murmur of
+conversation. And then suddenly he heard the
+creaking of a door and a step in the hall, and knew
+with a tingling mixture of impatience and horror that
+the crisis of his life was at hand.
+
+Dr. Horace Selby was a large, portly man with an
+imposing presence. His nose and chin were bold and
+pronounced, yet his features were puffy, a
+combination which would blend more freely with the
+wig and cravat of the early Georges than with the
+close-cropped hair and black frock-coat of the end of
+the nineteenth century. He was clean shaven, for his
+mouth was too good to cover--large, flexible, and
+sensitive, with a kindly human softening at either
+corner which with his brown sympathetic eyes had
+drawn out many a shame-struck sinner's secret. Two
+masterful little bushy side-whiskers bristled out
+from under his ears spindling away upwards to merge
+in the thick curves of his brindled hair. To his
+patients there was something reassuring in the mere
+bulk and dignity of the man. A high and easy bearing
+in medicine as in war bears with it a hint of
+victories in the past, and a promise of others to
+come. Dr. Horace Selby's face was a consolation, and
+so too were the large, white, soothing hands, one of
+which he held out to his visitor.
+
+"I am sorry to have kept you waiting. It is a
+conflict of duties, you perceive--a host's to his
+guests and an adviser's to his patient. But now I am
+entirely at your disposal, Sir Francis. But dear me,
+you are very cold."
+
+"Yes, I am cold."
+
+"And you are trembling all over. Tut, tut, this
+will never do! This miserable night has chilled you.
+Perhaps some little stimulant----"
+
+"No, thank you. I would really rather not. And
+it is not the night which has chilled me. I am
+frightened, doctor."
+
+The doctor half-turned in his chair, and he
+patted the arch of the young man's knee, as he might
+the neck of a restless horse.
+
+"What then?" he asked, looking over his shoulder
+at the pale face with the startled eyes.
+
+Twice the young man parted his lips. Then he
+stooped with a sudden gesture, and turning up the
+right leg of his trousers he pulled down his sock and
+thrust forward his shin. The doctor made a clicking
+noise with his tongue as he glanced at it.
+
+"Both legs?"
+
+"No, only one."
+
+"Suddenly?"
+
+"This morning."
+
+"Hum."
+
+The doctor pouted his lips, and drew his finger
+and thumb down the line of his chin. "Can you
+account for it?" he asked briskly.
+
+"No."
+
+A trace of sternness came into the large brown
+eyes.
+
+"I need not point out to you that unless the most
+absolute frankness----"
+
+The patient sprang from his chair. "So help me
+God!" he cried, "I have nothing in my life with which
+to reproach myself. Do you think that I would be
+such a fool as to come here and tell you lies. Once
+for all, I have nothing to regret." He was a
+pitiful, half-tragic and half-grotesque figure, as he
+stood with one trouser leg rolled to the knee, and
+that ever present horror still lurking in his eyes.
+A burst of merriment came from the card-players in
+the next room, and the two looked at each other in
+silence.
+
+"Sit down," said the doctor abruptly, "your
+assurance is quite sufficient." He stooped and ran
+his finger down the line of the young man's shin,
+raising it at one point. "Hum, serpiginous," he
+murmured, shaking his head. "Any other symptoms?"
+
+"My eyes have been a little weak."
+
+"Let me see your teeth." He glanced at them, and
+again made the gentle, clicking sound of sympathy and
+disapprobation.
+
+"Now your eye." He lit a lamp at the
+patient's elbow, and holding a small crystal lens
+to concentrate the light, he threw it obliquely upon
+the patient's eye. As he did so a glow of pleasure
+came over his large expressive face, a flush of such
+enthusiasm as the botanist feels when he packs the
+rare plant into his tin knapsack, or the astronomer
+when the long-sought comet first swims into the field
+of his telescope.
+
+"This is very typical--very typical indeed," he
+murmured, turning to his desk and jotting down a few
+memoranda upon a sheet of paper. "Curiously enough,
+I am writing a monograph upon the subject. It is
+singular that you should have been able to furnish so
+well-marked a case." He had so forgotten the patient
+in his symptom, that he had assumed an almost
+congratulatory air towards its possessor. He
+reverted to human sympathy again, as his patient
+asked for particulars.
+
+"My dear sir, there is no occasion for us to go
+into strictly professional details together," said he
+soothingly. "If, for example, I were to say that you
+have interstitial keratitis, how would you be the
+wiser? There are indications of a strumous
+diathesis. In broad terms, I may say that you have a
+constitutional and hereditary taint."
+
+The young baronet sank back in his chair, and his
+chin fell forwards upon his chest. The doctor sprang
+to a side-table and poured out half a glass of
+liqueur brandy which he held to his patient's lips.
+A little fleck of colour came into his cheeks as he
+drank it down.
+
+"Perhaps I spoke a little abruptly," said the
+doctor, "but you must have known the nature of your
+complaint. Why, otherwise, should you have come to
+me?"
+
+"God help me, I suspected it; but only today when
+my leg grew bad. My father had a leg like this."
+
+"It was from him, then----?"
+
+"No, from my grandfather. You have heard of Sir
+Rupert Norton, the great Corinthian?"
+
+The doctor was a man of wide reading with a
+retentive, memory. The name brought back instantly
+to him the remembrance of the sinister reputation of
+its owner--a notorious buck of the thirties--who had
+gambled and duelled and steeped himself in drink and
+debauchery, until even the vile set with whom he
+consorted had shrunk away from him in horror, and
+left him to a sinister old age with the barmaid wife
+whom he had married in some drunken frolic. As he
+looked at the young man still leaning back in the
+leather chair, there seemed for the instant to
+flicker up behind him some vague presentiment of that
+foul old dandy with his dangling seals, many-wreathed
+scarf, and dark satyric face. What was he now? An
+armful of bones in a mouldy box. But his deeds--
+they were living and rotting the blood in the veins
+of an innocent man.
+
+"I see that you have heard of him," said the
+young baronet. "He died horribly, I have been told;
+but not more horribly than he had lived. My father
+was his only son. He was a studious man, fond of
+books and canaries and the country; but his innocent
+life did not save him."
+
+"His symptoms were cutaneous, I understand."
+
+"He wore gloves in the house. That was the first
+thing I can remember. And then it was his throat.
+And then his legs. He used to ask me so often about
+my own health, and I thought him so fussy, for how
+could I tell what the meaning of it was. He was
+always watching me--always with a sidelong eye fixed
+upon me. Now, at last, I know what he was watching
+for."
+
+"Had you brothers or sisters?"
+
+"None, thank God."
+
+"Well, well, it is a sad case, and very typical
+of many which come in my way. You are no lonely
+sufferer, Sir Francis. There are many thousands who
+bear the same cross as you do."
+
+"But where is the justice of it, doctor?" cried
+the young man, springing from his chair and pacing up
+and down the consulting-room. "If I were heir to my
+grandfather's sins as well as to their results, I
+could understand it, but I am of my father's
+type. I love all that is gentle and beautiful--music
+and poetry and art. The coarse and animal is
+abhorrent to me. Ask any of my friends and they
+would tell you that. And now that this vile,
+loathsome thing--ach, I am polluted to the marrow,
+soaked in abomination! And why? Haven't I a right
+to ask why? Did I do it? Was it my fault? Could I
+help being born? And look at me now, blighted and
+blasted, just as life was at its sweetest. Talk
+about the sins of the father--how about the sins of
+the Creator?" He shook his two clinched hands in the
+air--the poor impotent atom with his pin-point of
+brain caught in the whirl of the infinite.
+
+The doctor rose and placing his hands upon his
+shoulders he pressed him back into his chair once
+more. "There, there, my dear lad," said he; "you
+must not excite yourself. You are trembling all
+over. Your nerves cannot stand it. We must take
+these great questions upon trust. What are we, after
+all? Half-evolved creatures in a transition stage,
+nearer perhaps to the Medusa on the one side than to
+perfected humanity on the other. With half a
+complete brain we can't expect to understand the
+whole of a complete fact, can we, now? It is all
+very dim and dark, no doubt; but I think that Pope's
+famous couplet sums up the whole matter, and from my
+heart, after fifty years of varied experience, I can
+say----"
+
+But the young baronet gave a cry of impatience
+and disgust. "Words, words, words! You can sit
+comfortably there in your chair and say them--and
+think them too, no doubt. You've had your life, but
+I've never had mine. You've healthy blood in your
+veins; mine is putrid. And yet I am as innocent as
+you. What would words do for you if you were in this
+chair and I in that? Ah, it's such a mockery and a
+make-believe! Don't think me rude, though, doctor.
+I don't mean to be that. I only say that it is
+impossible for you or any other man to realise it.
+But I've a question to ask you, doctor. It's one on
+which my whole life must depend." He writhed his
+fingers together in an agony of apprehension.
+
+"Speak out, my dear sir. I have every sympathy
+with you."
+
+"Do you think--do you think the poison has spent
+itself on me? Do you think that if I had children
+they would suffer?"
+
+"I can only give one answer to that. `The third
+and fourth generation,' says the trite old text. You
+may in time eliminate it from your system, but many
+years must pass before you can think of marriage."
+
+"I am to be married on Tuesday," whispered the
+patient.
+
+It was the doctor's turn to be thrilled with
+horror. There were not many situations which
+would yield such a sensation to his seasoned
+nerves. He sat in silence while the babble of the
+card-table broke in upon them again. "We had a
+double ruff if you had returned a heart." "I was
+bound to clear the trumps." They were hot and angry
+about it.
+
+"How could you?" cried the doctor severely. "It
+was criminal."
+
+"You forget that I have only learned how I stand
+to-day." He put his two hands to his temples and
+pressed them convulsively. "You are a man of the
+world, Dr. Selby. You have seen or heard of such
+things before. Give me some advice. I'm in your
+hands. It is all very sudden and horrible, and I
+don't think I am strong enough to bear it."
+
+The doctor's heavy brows thickened into two
+straight lines, and he bit his nails in perplexity.
+
+"The marriage must not take place."
+
+"Then what am I to do?"
+
+"At all costs it must not take place."
+
+"And I must give her up?"
+
+"There can be no question about that."
+
+The young man took out a pocketbook and drew from
+it a small photograph, holding it out towards the
+doctor. The firm face softened as he looked at it.
+
+"It is very hard on you, no doubt. I can
+appreciate it more now that I have seen that. But
+there is no alternative at all. You must give up
+all thought of it."
+
+"But this is madness, doctor--madness, I tell
+you. No, I won't raise my voice. I forgot myself.
+But realise it, man. I am to be married on Tuesday.
+This coming Tuesday, you understand. And all the
+world knows it. How can I put such a public affront
+upon her. It would be monstrous."
+
+"None the less it must be done. My dear lad,
+there is no way out of it."
+
+"You would have me simply write brutally and
+break the engagement at the last moment without a
+reason. I tell you I couldn't do it."
+
+"I had a patient once who found himself in a
+somewhat similar situation some years ago," said the
+doctor thoughtfully. "His device was a singular one.
+He deliberately committed a penal offence, and so
+compelled the young lady's people to withdraw their
+consent to the marriage."
+
+The young baronet shook his head. "My personal
+honour is as yet unstained," said he. "I have little
+else left, but that, at least, I will preserve."
+
+"Well, well, it is a nice dilemma, and the choice
+lies with you."
+
+"Have you no other suggestion?"
+
+"You don't happen to have property in Australia?"
+
+"None."
+
+"But you have capital?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"Then you could buy some. To-morrow morning
+would do. A thousand mining shares would be enough.
+Then you might write to say that urgent business
+affairs have compelled you to start at an hour's
+notice to inspect your property. That would give you
+six months, at any rate."
+
+"Well, that would be possible. Yes, certainly,
+it would be possible. But think of her position.
+The house full of wedding presents--guests coming
+from a distance. It is awful. And you say that
+there is no alternative."
+
+The doctor shrugged his shoulders.
+
+"Well, then, I might write it now, and start to-
+morrow--eh? Perhaps you would let me use your desk.
+Thank you. I am so sorry to keep you from your
+guests so long. But I won't be a moment now."
+
+He wrote an abrupt note of a few lines. Then
+with a sudden impulse he tore it to shreds and flung
+it into the fireplace.
+
+"No, I can't sit down and tell her a lie,
+doctor," he said rising. "We must find some other
+way out of this. I will think it over and let you
+know my decision. You must allow me to double your
+fee as I have taken such an unconscionable time. Now
+good-bye, and thank you a thousand times for your
+sympathy and advice."
+
+"Why, dear me, you haven't even got your
+prescription yet. This is the mixture, and I should
+recommend one of these powders every morning, and the
+chemist will put all directions upon the ointment
+box. You are placed in a cruel situation, but I
+trust that these may be but passing clouds. When may
+I hope to hear from you again?"
+
+"To-morrow morning."
+
+"Very good. How the rain is splashing in the
+street! You have your waterproof there. You will
+need it. Good-bye, then, until to-morrow."
+
+He opened the door. A gust of cold, damp air
+swept into the hall. And yet the doctor stood for a
+minute or more watching the lonely figure which
+passed slowly through the yellow splotches of the gas
+lamps, and into the broad bars of darkness between.
+It was but his own shadow which trailed up the wall
+as he passed the lights, and yet it looked to the
+doctor's eye as though some huge and sombre figure
+walked by a manikin's side and led him silently up
+the lonely street.
+
+Dr. Horace Selby heard again of his patient next
+morning, and rather earlier than he had expected. A
+paragraph in the Daily News caused him to push away
+his breakfast untasted, and turned him sick and faint
+while he read it. "A Deplorable Accident," it
+was headed, and it ran in this way:
+
+"A fatal accident of a peculiarly painful
+character is reported from King William Street.
+About eleven o'clock last night a young man was
+observed while endeavouring to get out of the way of
+a hansom to slip and fall under the wheels of a
+heavy, two-horse dray. On being picked up his
+injuries were found to be of the most shocking
+character, and he expired while being conveyed to the
+hospital. An examination of his pocketbook and
+cardcase shows beyond any question that the deceased
+is none other than Sir Francis Norton, of Deane Park,
+who has only within the last year come into the
+baronetcy. The accident is made the more deplorable
+as the deceased, who was only just of age, was on the
+eve of being married to a young lady belonging to one
+of the oldest families in the South. With his wealth
+and his talents the ball of fortune was at his feet,
+and his many friends will be deeply grieved to know
+that his promising career has been cut short in so
+sudden and tragic a fashion."
+
+
+
+
+A FALSE START.
+
+
+"Is Dr. Horace Wilkinson at home?"
+
+"I am he. Pray step in."
+
+The visitor looked somewhat astonished at having
+the door opened to him by the master of the house.
+
+"I wanted to have a few words."
+
+The doctor, a pale, nervous young man, dressed in
+an ultra-professional, long black frock-coat, with a
+high, white collar cutting off his dapper side-
+whiskers in the centre, rubbed his hands together and
+smiled. In the thick, burly man in front of him he
+scented a patient, and it would be his first. His
+scanty resources had begun to run somewhat low, and,
+although he had his first quarter's rent safely
+locked away in the right-hand drawer of his desk, it
+was becoming a question with him how he should meet
+the current expenses of his very simple housekeeping.
+He bowed, therefore, waved his visitor in, closed the
+hall door in a careless fashion, as though his own
+presence thereat had been a purely accidental
+circumstance, and finally led the burly stranger
+into his scantily furnished front room, where he
+motioned him to a seat. Dr. Wilkinson planted
+himself behind his desk, and, placing his finger-tips
+together, he gazed with some apprehension at his
+companion. What was the matter with the man? He
+seemed very red in the face. Some of his old
+professors would have diagnosed his case by now, and
+would have electrified the patient by describing his
+own symptoms before he had said a word about them.
+Dr. Horace Wilkinson racked his brains for some clue,
+but Nature had fashioned him as a plodder--a very
+reliable plodder and nothing more. He could think of
+nothing save that the visitor's watch-chain had a
+very brassy appearance, with a corollary to the
+effect that he would be lucky if he got half-a-crown
+out of him. Still, even half-a-crown was something
+in those early days of struggle.
+
+Whilst the doctor had been running his eyes over
+the stranger, the latter had been plunging his hands
+into pocket after pocket of his heavy coat. The heat
+of the weather, his dress, and this exercise of
+pocket-rummaging had all combined to still further
+redden his face, which had changed from brick to
+beet, with a gloss of moisture on his brow. This
+extreme ruddiness brought a clue at last to the
+observant doctor. Surely it was not to be attained
+without alcohol. In alcohol lay the secret of
+this man's trouble. Some little delicacy was needed,
+however, in showing him that he had read his case
+aright--that at a glance he had penetrated to the
+inmost sources of his ailments.
+
+"It's very hot," observed the stranger, mopping
+his forehead.
+
+"Yes, it is weather which tempts one to drink
+rather more beer than is good for one," answered Dr.
+Horace Wilkinson, looking very knowingly at his
+companion from over his finger-tips.
+
+"Dear, dear, you shouldn't do that."
+
+"I! I never touch beer."
+
+"Neither do I. I've been an abstainer for twenty
+years."
+
+This was depressing. Dr. Wilkinson blushed until
+he was nearly as red as the other. "May I ask what
+I can do for you?" he asked, picking up his
+stethoscope and tapping it gently against his thumb-
+nail.
+
+"Yes, I was just going to tell you. I heard of
+your coming, but I couldn't get round before----" He
+broke into a nervous little cough.
+
+"Yes?" said the doctor encouragingly.
+
+"I should have been here three weeks ago, but you
+know how these things get put off." He coughed again
+behind his large red hand.
+
+"I do not think that you need say anything more,"
+said the doctor, taking over the case with an
+easy air of command. "Your cough is quite
+sufficient. It is entirely bronchial by the sound.
+No doubt the mischief is circumscribed at present,
+but there is always the danger that it may spread, so
+you have done wisely to come to me. A little
+judicious treatment will soon set you right. Your
+waistcoat, please, but not your shirt. Puff out your
+chest and say ninety-nine in a deep voice."
+
+The red-faced man began to laugh. "It's all
+right, doctor," said he. "That cough comes from
+chewing tobacco, and I know it's a very bad habit.
+Nine-and-ninepence is what I have to say to you, for
+I'm the officer of the gas company, and they have a
+claim against you for that on the metre."
+
+Dr. Horace Wilkinson collapsed into his chair.
+"Then you're not a patient?" he gasped.
+
+"Never needed a doctor in my life, sir."
+
+"Oh, that's all right." The doctor concealed his
+disappointment under an affectation of facetiousness.
+"You don't look as if you troubled them much. I
+don't know what we should do if every one were as
+robust. I shall call at the company's offices and
+pay this small amount."
+
+"If you could make it convenient, sir, now that I
+am here, it would save trouble----"
+
+"Oh, certainly!" These eternal little sordid
+money troubles were more trying to the doctor than
+plain living or scanty food. He took out his
+purse and slid the contents on to the table.
+There were two half-crowns and some pennies. In his
+drawer he had ten golden sovereigns. But those were
+his rent. If he once broke in upon them he was lost.
+He would starve first.
+
+"Dear me! " said he, with a smile, as at some
+strange, unheard-of incident. "I have run short of
+small change. I am afraid I shall have to call upon
+the company, after all."
+
+"Very well, sir." The inspector rose, and with a
+practised glance around, which valued every article
+in the room, from the two-guinea carpet to the eight-
+shilling muslin curtains, he took his departure.
+
+When he had gone Dr. Wilkinson rearranged his
+room, as was his habit a dozen times in the day. He
+laid out his large Quain's Dictionary of Medicine in
+the forefront of the table so as to impress the
+casual patient that he had ever the best authorities
+at his elbow. Then he cleared all the little
+instruments out of his pocket-case--the scissors, the
+forceps, the bistouries, the lancets--and he laid
+them all out beside the stethoscope, to make as good
+a show as possible. His ledger, day-book, and
+visiting-book were spread in front of him. There was
+no entry in any of them yet, but it would not look
+well to have the covers too glossy and new, so he
+rubbed them together and daubed ink over them.
+Neither would it be well that any patient should
+observe that his name was the first in the book, so
+he filled up the first page of each with notes of
+imaginary visits paid to nameless patients during the
+last three weeks. Having done all this, he rested
+his head upon his hands and relapsed into the
+terrible occupation of waiting.
+
+Terrible enough at any time to the young
+professional man, but most of all to one who knows
+that the weeks, and even the days during which he can
+hold out are numbered. Economise as he would, the
+money would still slip away in the countless little
+claims which a man never understands until he lives
+under a rooftree of his own. Dr. Wilkinson could not
+deny, as he sat at his desk and looked at the little
+heap of silver and coppers, that his chances of being
+a successful practitioner in Sutton were rapidly
+vanishing away.
+
+And yet it was a bustling, prosperous town, with
+so much money in it that it seemed strange that a man
+with a trained brain and dexterous fingers should be
+starved out of it for want of employment. At his
+desk, Dr. Horace Wilkinson could see the never-ending
+double current of people which ebbed and flowed in
+front of his window. It was a busy street, and the
+air was forever filled with the dull roar of life,
+the grinding of the wheels, and the patter of
+countless feet. Men, women, and children,
+thousands and thousands of them passed in the day,
+and yet each was hurrying on upon his own business,
+scarce glancing at the small brass plate, or wasting
+a thought upon the man who waited in the front room.
+And yet how many of them would obviously, glaringly
+have been the better for his professional assistance.
+Dyspeptic men, anemic women, blotched faces, bilious
+complexions--they flowed past him, they needing him,
+he needing them, and yet the remorseless bar of
+professional etiquette kept them forever apart. What
+could he do? Could he stand at his own front door,
+pluck the casual stranger by the sleeve, and whisper
+in his ear, "Sir, you will forgive me for remarking
+that you are suffering from a severe attack of acne
+rosacea, which makes you a peculiarly unpleasant
+object. Allow me to suggest that a small
+prescription containing arsenic, which will not cost
+you more than you often spend upon a single meal,
+will be very much to your advantage." Such an
+address would be a degradation to the high and lofty
+profession of Medicine, and there are no such
+sticklers for the ethics of that profession as some
+to whom she has been but a bitter and a grudging
+mother.
+
+Dr. Horace Wilkinson was still looking moodily
+out of the window, when there came a sharp clang at
+the bell. Often it had rung, and with every ring
+his hopes had sprung up, only to dwindle away again,
+and change to leaden disappointment, as he faced some
+beggar or touting tradesman. But the doctor's spirit
+was young and elastic, and again, in spite of all
+experience, it responded to that exhilarating
+summons. He sprang to his feet, cast his eyes over
+the table, thrust out his medical books a little more
+prominently, and hurried to the door. A groan
+escaped him as he entered the hall. He could see
+through the half-glazed upper panels that a gypsy
+van, hung round with wicker tables and chairs, had
+halted before his door, and that a couple of the
+vagrants, with a baby, were waiting outside. He had
+learned by experience that it was better not even to
+parley with such people.
+
+"I have nothing for you," said he, loosing the
+latch by an inch. "Go away!"
+
+He closed the door, but the bell clanged once
+more. "Get away! Get away!" he cried impatiently,
+and walked back into his consulting-room. He had
+hardly seated himself when the bell went for the
+third time. In a towering passion he rushed back,
+flung open the door.
+
+"What the----?"
+
+"If you please, sir, we need a doctor."
+
+In an instant he was rubbing his hands again with
+his blandest professional smile. These were
+patients, then, whom he had tried to hunt from
+his doorstep--the very first patients, whom he
+had waited for so impatiently. They did not look
+very promising. The man, a tall, lank-haired gypsy,
+had gone back to the horse's head. There remained a
+small, hard-faced woman with a great bruise all round
+her eye. She wore a yellow silk handkerchief round
+her head, and a baby, tucked in a red shawl, was
+pressed to her bosom.
+
+"Pray step in, madam," said Dr. Horace Wilkinson,
+with his very best sympathetic manner. In this case,
+at least, there could be no mistake as to diagnosis.
+"If you will sit on this sofa, I shall very soon make
+you feel much more comfortable."
+
+He poured a little water from his carafe into a
+saucer, made a compress of lint, fastened it over the
+injured eye, and secured the whole with a spica
+bandage, secundum artem.
+
+"Thank ye kindly, sir," said the woman, when his
+work was finished; "that's nice and warm, and may God
+bless your honour. But it wasn't about my eye at all
+that I came to see a doctor."
+
+"Not your eye?" Dr. Horace Wilkinson was
+beginning to be a little doubtful as to the
+advantages of quick diagnosis. It is an excellent
+thing to be able to surprise a patient, but hitherto
+it was always the patient who had surprised him.
+
+"The baby's got the measles."
+
+The mother parted the red shawl, and exhibited a
+little dark, black-eyed gypsy baby, whose swarthy
+face was all flushed and mottled with a dark-red
+rash. The child breathed with a rattling sound, and
+it looked up at the doctor with eyes which were heavy
+with want of sleep and crusted together at the lids.
+
+"Hum! Yes. Measles, sure enough--and a smart
+attack."
+
+"I just wanted you to see her, sir, so that you
+could signify."
+
+"Could what?"
+
+"Signify, if anything happened."
+
+"Oh, I see--certify."
+
+"And now that you've seen it, sir, I'll go on,
+for Reuben--that's my man--is in a hurry."
+
+"But don't you want any medicine?"
+
+"Oh, now you've seen it, it's all right. I'll let
+you know if anything happens."
+
+"But you must have some medicine. The child is
+very ill." He descended into the little room which
+he had fitted as a surgery, and he made up a two-
+ounce bottle of cooling medicine. In such cities as
+Sutton there are few patients who can afford to pay a
+fee to both doctor and chemist, so that unless the
+physician is prepared to play the part of both he
+will have little chance of making a living at either.
+
+"There is your medicine, madam. You will
+find the directions upon the bottle. Keep the
+child warm and give it a light diet."
+
+"Thank you kindly, sir." She shouldered her baby
+and marched for the door.
+
+"Excuse me, madam," said the doctor nervously.
+"Don't you think it too small a matter to make a bill
+of? Perhaps it would be better if we had a
+settlement at once."
+
+The gypsy woman looked at him reproachfully out
+of her one uncovered eye.
+
+"Are you going to charge me for that?" she asked.
+"How much, then?"
+
+"Well, say half-a-crown." He mentioned the sum
+in a half-jesting way, as though it were too small to
+take serious notice of, but the gypsy woman raised
+quite a scream at the mention of it.
+
+"'Arf-a-crown! for that?"
+
+"Well, my good woman, why not go to the poor
+doctor if you cannot afford a fee?"
+
+She fumbled in her pocket, craning awkwardly to
+keep her grip upon the baby.
+
+"Here's sevenpence," she said at last, holding
+out a little pile of copper coins. "I'll give you
+that and a wicker footstool."
+
+"But my fee is half-a-crown." The doctor's views
+of the glory of his profession cried out against this
+wretched haggling, and yet what was he to do?
+"Where am I to get 'arf-a-crown? It is well for
+gentlefolk like you who sit in your grand houses, and
+can eat and drink what you like, an' charge 'arf-a-
+crown for just saying as much as, `'Ow d'ye do?' We
+can't pick up' arf-crowns like that. What we gets we
+earns 'ard. This sevenpence is just all I've got.
+You told me to feed the child light. She must feed
+light, for what she's to have is more than I know."
+
+Whilst the woman had been speaking, Dr. Horace
+Wilkinson's eyes had wandered to the tiny heap of
+money upon the table, which represented all that
+separated him from absolute starvation, and he
+chuckled to himself at the grim joke that he should
+appear to this poor woman to be a being living in the
+lap of luxury. Then he picked up the odd coppers,
+leaving only the two half-crowns upon the table.
+
+"Here you are," he said brusquely. "Never mind
+the fee, and take these coppers. They may be of some
+use to you. Good-bye!" He bowed her out, and closed
+the door behind her. After all she was the thin edge
+of the wedge. These wandering people have great
+powers of recommendation. All large practices have
+been built up from such foundations. The hangers-on
+to the kitchen recommend to the kitchen, they to the
+drawing-room, and so it spreads. At least he could
+say now that he had had a patient.
+
+He went into the back room and lit the spirit-
+kettle to boil the water for his tea, laughing
+the while at the recollection of his recent
+interview. If all patients were like this one it
+could easily be reckoned how many it would take to
+ruin him completely. Putting aside the dirt upon his
+carpet and the loss of time, there were twopence gone
+upon the bandage, fourpence or more upon the
+medicine, to say nothing of phial, cork, label, and
+paper. Then he had given her fivepence, so that his
+first patient had absorbed altogether not less than
+one sixth of his available capital. If five more
+were to come he would be a broken man. He sat down
+upon the portmanteau and shook with laughter at the
+thought, while he measured out his one spoonful and a
+half of tea at one shilling eightpence into the brown
+earthenware teapot. Suddenly, however, the laugh
+faded from his face, and he cocked his ear towards
+the door, standing listening with a slanting head and
+a sidelong eye. There had been a rasping of wheels
+against the curb, the sound of steps outside, and
+then a loud peal at the bell. With his teaspoon in
+his hand he peeped round the corner and saw with
+amazement that a carriage and pair were waiting
+outside, and that a powdered footman was standing at
+the door. The spoon tinkled down upon the floor, and
+he stood gazing in bewilderment. Then, pulling
+himself together, he threw open the door.
+
+"Young man," said the flunky, "tell your master,
+Dr. Wilkinson, that he is wanted just as quick as
+ever he can come to Lady Millbank, at the Towers. He
+is to come this very instant. We'd take him with us,
+but we have to go back to see if Dr. Mason is home
+yet. Just you stir your stumps and give him the
+message."
+
+The footman nodded and was off in an instant,
+while the coachman lashed his horses and the carriage
+flew down the street.
+
+Here was a new development. Dr. Horace Wilkinson
+stood at his door and tried to think it all out.
+Lady Millbank, of the Towers! People of wealth and
+position, no doubt. And a serious case, or why this
+haste and summoning of two doctors? But, then, why
+in the name of all that is wonderful should he be
+sent for?
+
+He was obscure, unknown, without influence.
+There must be some mistake. Yes, that must be the
+true explanation; or was it possible that some one
+was attempting a cruel hoax upon him? At any rate,
+it was too positive a message to be disregarded. He
+must set off at once and settle the matter one way or
+the other.
+
+But he had one source of information. At the
+corner of the street was a small shop where one of
+the oldest inhabitants dispensed newspapers and
+gossip. He could get information there if anywhere.
+He put on his well-brushed top hat, secreted
+instruments and bandages in all his pockets, and
+without waiting for his tea closed up his
+establishment and started off upon his adventure.
+
+The stationer at the corner was a human directory
+to every one and everything in Sutton, so that he
+soon had all the information which he wanted. Sir
+John Millbank was very well known in the town, it
+seemed. He was a merchant prince, an exporter of
+pens, three times mayor, and reported to be fully
+worth two millions sterling.
+
+The Towers was his palatial seat, just outside
+the city. His wife had been an invalid for some
+years, and was growing worse. So far the whole thing
+seemed to be genuine enough. By some amazing chance
+these people really had sent for him.
+
+And then another doubt assailed him, and he
+turned back into the shop.
+
+"I am your neighbour, Dr. Horace Wilkinson," said
+he. "Is there any other medical man of that name in
+the town?"
+
+No, the stationer was quite positive that there
+was not.
+
+That was final, then. A great good fortune had
+come in his way, and he must take prompt advantage of
+it. He called a cab and drove furiously to the
+Towers, with his brain in a whirl, giddy with hope
+and delight at one moment, and sickened with fears
+and doubts at the next lest the case should in
+some way be beyond his powers, or lest he should find
+at some critical moment that he was without the
+instrument or appliance that was needed. Every
+strange and outre case of which he had ever heard
+or read came back into his mind, and long before he
+reached the Towers he had worked himself into a
+positive conviction that he would be instantly
+required to do a trephining at the least.
+
+The Towers was a very large house, standing back
+amid trees, at the head of a winding drive. As he
+drove up the doctor sprang out, paid away half his
+worldly assets as a fare, and followed a stately
+footman who, having taken his name, led him through
+the oak-panelled, stained-glass hall, gorgeous with
+deers' heads and ancient armour, and ushered him into
+a large sitting-room beyond. A very irritable-
+looking, acid-faced man was seated in an armchair by
+the fireplace, while two young ladies in white were
+standing together in the bow window at the further
+end.
+
+"Hullo! hullo! hullo! What's this--heh?" cried
+the irritable man. "Are you Dr. Wilkinson? Eh?"
+
+"Yes, sir, I am Dr. Wilkinson."
+
+"Really, now. You seem very young--much younger
+than I expected. Well, well, well, Mason's old, and
+yet he don't seem to know much about it. I suppose
+we must try the other end now. You're the
+Wilkinson who wrote something about the lungs? Heh?"
+
+Here was a light! The only two letters which the
+doctor had ever written to The Lancet--modest little
+letters thrust away in a back column among the
+wrangles about medical ethics and the inquiries as to
+how much it took to keep a horse in the country--had
+been upon pulmonary disease. They had not been
+wasted, then. Some eye had picked them out and
+marked the name of the writer. Who could say that
+work was ever wasted, or that merit did not promptly
+meet with its reward?
+
+"Yes, I have written on the subject."
+
+"Ha! Well, then, where's Mason?"
+
+"I have not the pleasure of his acquaintance."
+
+"No?--that's queer too. He knows you and thinks
+a lot of your opinion. You're a stranger in the
+town, are you not?"
+
+"Yes, I have only been here a very short time."
+
+"That was what Mason said. He didn't give me the
+address. Said he would call on you and bring you,
+but when the wife got worse of course I inquired for
+you and sent for you direct. I sent for Mason, too,
+but he was out. However, we can't wait for him, so
+just run away upstairs and do what you can."
+
+"Well, I am placed in a rather delicate
+position," said Dr. Horace Wilkinson, with some
+hesitation. "I am here, as I understand, to meet my
+colleague, Dr. Mason, in consultation. It would,
+perhaps, hardly be correct for me to see the patient
+in his absence. I think that I would rather wait."
+
+"Would you, by Jove! Do you think I'll let my
+wife get worse while the doctor is coolly kicking his
+heels in the room below? No, sir, I am a plain man,
+and I tell you that you will either go up or go out."
+
+The style of speech jarred upon the doctor's
+sense of the fitness of things, but still when a
+man's wife is ill much may be overlooked. He
+contented himself by bowing somewhat stiffly. "I
+shall go up, if you insist upon it," said he.
+
+"I do insist upon it. And another thing, I won't
+have her thumped about all over the chest, or any
+hocus-pocus of the sort. She has bronchitis and
+asthma, and that's all. If you can cure it well and
+good. But it only weakens her to have you tapping
+and listening, and it does no good either."
+
+Personal disrespect was a thing that the doctor
+could stand; but the profession was to him a holy
+thing, and a flippant word about it cut him to the
+quick.
+
+"Thank you," said he, picking up his hat. "I
+have the honour to wish you a very good day. I
+do not care to undertake the responsibility of this
+case."
+
+"Hullo! what's the matter now?"
+
+"It is not my habit to give opinions without
+examining my patient. I wonder that you should
+suggest such a course to a medical man. I wish you
+good day."
+
+But Sir John Millbank was a commercial man, and
+believed in the commercial principle that the more
+difficult a thing is to attain the more valuable it
+is. A doctor's opinion had been to him a mere matter
+of guineas. But here was a young man who seemed to
+care nothing either for his wealth or title. His
+respect for his judgment increased amazingly.
+
+"Tut! tut!" said he; "Mason is not so thin-
+skinned. There! there! Have your way! Do what you
+like and I won't say another word. I'll just run
+upstairs and tell Lady Millbank that you are coming."
+
+The door had hardly closed behind him when the
+two demure young ladies darted out of their corner,
+and fluttered with joy in front of the astonished
+doctor.
+
+"Oh, well done! well done!" cried the taller,
+clapping her hands.
+
+"Don't let him bully you, doctor," said the
+other. "Oh, it was so nice to hear you stand up
+to him. That's the way he does with poor Dr.
+Mason. Dr. Mason has never examined mamma yet. He
+always takes papa's word for everything. Hush,
+Maude; here he comes again." They subsided in an
+instant into their corner as silent and demure as
+ever.
+
+Dr. Horace Wilkinson followed Sir John up the
+broad, thick-carpeted staircase, and into the
+darkened sick room. In a quarter of an hour he had
+sounded and sifted the case to the uttermost, and
+descended with the husband once more to the drawing-
+room. In front of the fireplace were standing two
+gentlemen, the one a very typical, clean-shaven,
+general practitioner, the other a striking-looking
+man of middle age, with pale blue eyes and a long red
+beard.
+
+"Hullo, Mason, you've come at last!"
+
+"Yes, Sir John, and I have brought, as I
+promised, Dr. Wilkinson with me."
+
+"Dr. Wilkinson! Why, this is he."
+
+Dr. Mason stared in astonishment. "I have never
+seen the gentleman before!" he cried.
+
+"Nevertheless I am Dr. Wilkinson--Dr. Horace
+Wilkinson, of 114 Canal View."
+
+"Good gracious, Sir John!" cried Dr. Mason.
+
+"Did you think that in a case of such importance I
+should call in a junior local practitioner! This is
+Dr. Adam Wilkinson, lecturer on pulmonary diseases at
+Regent's College, London, physician upon the
+staff of the St. Swithin's Hospital, and author of a
+dozen works upon the subject. He happened to be in
+Sutton upon a visit, and I thought I would utilise
+his presence to have a first-rate opinion upon Lady
+Millbank."
+
+"Thank you," said Sir John, dryly. "But I fear
+my wife is rather tired now, for she has just been
+very thoroughly examined by this young gentleman. I
+think we will let it stop at that for the present;
+though, of course, as you have had the trouble of
+coming here, I should be glad to have a note of your
+fees."
+
+When Dr. Mason had departed, looking very
+disgusted, and his friend, the specialist, very
+amused, Sir John listened to all the young physician
+had to say about the case.
+
+"Now, I'll tell you what," said he, when he had
+finished. "I'm a man of my word, d'ye see? When I
+like a man I freeze to him. I'm a good friend and a
+bad enemy. I believe in you, and I don't believe in
+Mason. From now on you are my doctor, and that of my
+family. Come and see my wife every day. How does
+that suit your book?"
+
+"I am extremely grateful to you for your kind
+intentions toward me, but I am afraid there is no
+possible way in which I can avail myself of them."
+
+"Heh! what d'ye mean?"
+
+"I could not possibly take Dr. Mason's place in
+the middle of a case like this. It would be a most
+unprofessional act."
+
+"Oh, well, go your own way!" cried Sir John, in
+despair. "Never was such a man for making
+difficulties. You've had a fair offer and you've
+refused it, and now you can just go your own way."
+
+The millionaire stumped out of the room in a
+huff, and Dr. Horace Wilkinson made his way homeward
+to his spirit-lamp and his one-and-eightpenny tea,
+with his first guinea in his pocket, and with a
+feeling that he had upheld the best traditions of his
+profession.
+
+And yet this false start of his was a true start
+also, for it soon came to Dr. Mason's ears that his
+junior had had it in his power to carry off his best
+patient and had forborne to do so. To the honour of
+the profession be it said that such forbearance is
+the rule rather than the exception, and yet in this
+case, with so very junior a practitioner and so very
+wealthy a patient, the temptation was greater than is
+usual. There was a grateful note, a visit, a
+friendship, and now the well-known firm of Mason and
+Wilkinson is doing the largest family practice in
+Sutton.
+
+
+
+
+THE CURSE OF EVE.
+
+
+Robert Johnson was an essentially commonplace
+man, with no feature to distinguish him from a
+million others. He was pale of face, ordinary in
+looks, neutral in opinions, thirty years of age, and
+a married man. By trade he was a gentleman's
+outfitter in the New North Road, and the competition
+of business squeezed out of him the little character
+that was left. In his hope of conciliating customers
+he had become cringing and pliable, until working
+ever in the same routine from day to day he seemed to
+have sunk into a soulless machine rather than a man.
+No great question had ever stirred him. At the end
+of this snug century, self-contained in his own
+narrow circle, it seemed impossible that any of the
+mighty, primitive passions of mankind could ever
+reach him. Yet birth, and lust, and illness, and
+death are changeless things, and when one of these
+harsh facts springs out upon a man at some sudden
+turn of the path of life, it dashes off for the
+moment his mask of civilisation and gives a glimpse
+of the stranger and stronger face below.
+
+Johnson's wife was a quiet little woman, with
+brown hair and gentle ways. His affection for her
+was the one positive trait in his character.
+Together they would lay out the shop window every
+Monday morning, the spotless shirts in their green
+cardboard boxes below, the neckties above hung in
+rows over the brass rails, the cheap studs glistening
+from the white cards at either side, while in the
+background were the rows of cloth caps and the bank
+of boxes in which the more valuable hats were
+screened from the sunlight. She kept the books and
+sent out the bills. No one but she knew the joys and
+sorrows which crept into his small life. She had
+shared his exultations when the gentleman who was
+going to India had bought ten dozen shirts and an
+incredible number of collars, and she had been as
+stricken as he when, after the goods had gone, the
+bill was returned from the hotel address with the
+intimation that no such person had lodged there. For
+five years they had worked, building up the business,
+thrown together all the more closely because their
+marriage had been a childless one. Now, however,
+there were signs that a change was at hand, and that
+speedily. She was unable to come downstairs, and her
+mother, Mrs. Peyton, came over from Camberwell to
+nurse her and to welcome her grandchild.
+
+Little qualms of anxiety came over Johnson as
+his wife's time approached. However, after all,
+it was a natural process. Other men's wives went
+through it unharmed, and why should not his? He was
+himself one of a family of fourteen, and yet his
+mother was alive and hearty. It was quite the
+exception for anything to go wrong. And yet in spite
+of his reasonings the remembrance of his wife's
+condition was always like a sombre background to all
+his other thoughts.
+
+Dr. Miles of Bridport Place, the best man in the
+neighbourhood, was retained five months in advance,
+and, as time stole on, many little packets of
+absurdly small white garments with frill work and
+ribbons began to arrive among the big consignments of
+male necessities. And then one evening, as Johnson
+was ticketing the scarfs in the shop, he heard a
+bustle upstairs, and Mrs. Peyton came running down to
+say that Lucy was bad and that she thought the doctor
+ought to be there without delay.
+
+It was not Robert Johnson's nature to hurry. He
+was prim and staid and liked to do things in an
+orderly fashion. It was a quarter of a mile from the
+corner of the New North Road where his shop stood to
+the doctor's house in Bridport Place. There were no
+cabs in sight so he set off upon foot, leaving the
+lad to mind the shop. At Bridport Place he was told
+that the doctor had just gone to Harman Street to
+attend a man in a fit. Johnson started off for
+Harman Street, losing a little of his primness as he
+became more anxious. Two full cabs but no empty ones
+passed him on the way. At Harman Street he learned
+that the doctor had gone on to a case of measles,
+fortunately he had left the address--69 Dunstan Road,
+at the other side of the Regent's Canal. Robert's
+primness had vanished now as he thought of the women
+waiting at home, and he began to run as hard as he
+could down the Kingsland Road. Some way along he
+sprang into a cab which stood by the curb and drove
+to Dunstan Road. The doctor had just left, and
+Robert Johnson felt inclined to sit down upon the
+steps in despair.
+
+Fortunately he had not sent the cab away, and he
+was soon back at Bridport Place. Dr. Miles had not
+returned yet, but they were expecting him every
+instant. Johnson waited, drumming his fingers on his
+knees, in a high, dim lit room, the air of which was
+charged with a faint, sickly smell of ether. The
+furniture was massive, and the books in the shelves
+were sombre, and a squat black clock ticked
+mournfully on the mantelpiece. It told him that it
+was half-past seven, and that he had been gone an
+hour and a quarter. Whatever would the women think
+of him! Every time that a distant door slammed he
+sprang from his chair in a quiver of eagerness.
+His ears strained to catch the deep notes of the
+doctor's voice. And then, suddenly, with a gush of
+joy he heard a quick step outside, and the sharp
+click of the key in the lock. In an instant he was
+out in the hall, before the doctor's foot was over
+the threshold.
+
+"If you please, doctor, I've come for you," he
+cried; "the wife was taken bad at six o'clock."
+
+He hardly knew what he expected the doctor to do.
+Something very energetic, certainly--to seize some
+drugs, perhaps, and rush excitedly with him through
+the gaslit streets. Instead of that Dr. Miles threw
+his umbrella into the rack, jerked off his hat with a
+somewhat peevish gesture, and pushed Johnson back
+into the room.
+
+"Let's see! You DID engage me, didn't you?"
+he asked in no very cordial voice.
+
+"Oh, yes, doctor, last November. Johnson the
+outfitter, you know, in the New North Road."
+
+"Yes, yes. It's a bit overdue," said the doctor,
+glancing at a list of names in a note-book with a
+very shiny cover. "Well, how is she?"
+
+"I don't----"
+
+"Ah, of course, it's your first. You'll know
+more about it next time."
+
+"Mrs. Peyton said it was time you were there,
+sir."
+
+"My dear sir, there can be no very pressing hurry
+in a first case. We shall have an all-night
+affair, I fancy. You can't get an engine to go
+without coals, Mr. Johnson, and I have had nothing
+but a light lunch."
+
+"We could have something cooked for you--
+something hot and a cup of tea."
+
+"Thank you, but I fancy my dinner is actually on
+the table. I can do no good in the earlier stages.
+Go home and say that I am coming, and I will be round
+immediately afterwards."
+
+A sort of horror filled Robert Johnson as he
+gazed at this man who could think about his dinner at
+such a moment. He had not imagination enough to
+realise that the experience which seemed so
+appallingly important to him, was the merest everyday
+matter of business to the medical man who could not
+have lived for a year had he not, amid the rush of
+work, remembered what was due to his own health. To
+Johnson he seemed little better than a monster. His
+thoughts were bitter as he sped back to his shop.
+
+"You've taken your time," said his mother-in-law
+reproachfully, looking down the stairs as he entered.
+
+"I couldn't help it!" he gasped. "Is it over?"
+
+"Over! She's got to be worse, poor dear, before
+she can be better. Where's Dr. Miles!"
+
+"He's coming after he's had dinner." The old
+woman was about to make some reply, when, from
+the half-opened door behind a high whinnying voice
+cried out for her. She ran back and closed the door,
+while Johnson, sick at heart, turned into the shop.
+There he sent the lad home and busied himself
+frantically in putting up shutters and turning out
+boxes. When all was closed and finished he seated
+himself in the parlour behind the shop. But he could
+not sit still. He rose incessantly to walk a few
+paces and then fell back into a chair once more.
+Suddenly the clatter of china fell upon his ear, and
+he saw the maid pass the door with a cup on a tray
+and a smoking teapot.
+
+"Who is that for, Jane?" he asked.
+
+"For the mistress, Mr. Johnson. She says she
+would fancy it."
+
+There was immeasurable consolation to him in that
+homely cup of tea. It wasn't so very bad after all
+if his wife could think of such things. So light-
+hearted was he that he asked for a cup also. He had
+just finished it when the doctor arrived, with a
+small black leather bag in his hand.
+
+"Well, how is she?" he asked genially.
+
+"Oh, she's very much better," said Johnson, with
+enthusiasm.
+
+"Dear me, that's bad!" said the doctor. "Perhaps
+it will do if I look in on my morning round?"
+
+"No, no," cried Johnson, clutching at his thick
+frieze overcoat. "We are so glad that you have come.
+And, doctor, please come down soon and let me know
+what you think about it."
+
+The doctor passed upstairs, his firm, heavy steps
+resounding through the house. Johnson could hear his
+boots creaking as he walked about the floor above
+him, and the sound was a consolation to him. It was
+crisp and decided, the tread of a man who had plenty
+of self-confidence. Presently, still straining his
+ears to catch what was going on, he heard the
+scraping of a chair as it was drawn along the floor,
+and a moment later he heard the door fly open and
+someone come rushing downstairs. Johnson sprang up
+with his hair bristling, thinking that some dreadful
+thing had occurred, but it was only his mother-in-
+law, incoherent with excitement and searching for
+scissors and some tape. She vanished again and Jane
+passed up the stairs with a pile of newly aired
+linen. Then, after an interval of silence, Johnson
+heard the heavy, creaking tread and the doctor came
+down into the parlour.
+
+"That's better," said he, pausing with his hand
+upon the door. "You look pale, Mr. Johnson."
+
+"Oh no, sir, not at all," he answered
+deprecatingly, mopping his brow with his
+handkerchief.
+
+"There is no immediate cause for alarm," said
+Dr. Miles. "The case is not all that we could
+wish it. Still we will hope for the best."
+
+"Is there danger, sir?" gasped Johnson.
+
+"Well, there is always danger, of course. It is
+not altogether a favourable case, but still it might
+be much worse. I have given her a draught. I saw as
+I passed that they have been doing a little building
+opposite to you. It's an improving quarter. The
+rents go higher and higher. You have a lease of your
+own little place, eh?"
+
+"Yes, sir, yes!" cried Johnson, whose ears were
+straining for every sound from above, and who felt
+none the less that it was very soothing that the
+doctor should be able to chat so easily at such a
+time. "That's to say no, sir, I am a yearly tenant."
+
+"Ah, I should get a lease if I were you. There's
+Marshall, the watchmaker, down the street. I
+attended his wife twice and saw him through the
+typhoid when they took up the drains in Prince
+Street. I assure you his landlord sprung his rent
+nearly forty a year and he had to pay or clear out."
+
+"Did his wife get through it, doctor?"
+
+"Oh yes, she did very well. Hullo! hullo!"
+
+He slanted his ear to the ceiling with a
+questioning face, and then darted swiftly from the
+room.
+
+It was March and the evenings were chill, so
+Jane had lit the fire, but the wind drove the smoke
+downwards and the air was full of its acrid taint.
+Johnson felt chilled to the bone, though rather by
+his apprehensions than by the weather. He crouched
+over the fire with his thin white hands held out to
+the blaze. At ten o'clock Jane brought in the joint
+of cold meat and laid his place for supper, but he
+could not bring himself to touch it. He drank a
+glass of the beer, however, and felt the better for
+it. The tension of his nerves seemed to have reacted
+upon his hearing, and he was able to follow the most
+trivial things in the room above. Once, when the
+beer was still heartening him, he nerved himself to
+creep on tiptoe up the stair and to listen to what
+was going on. The bedroom door was half an inch
+open, and through the slit he could catch a glimpse
+of the clean-shaven face of the doctor, looking
+wearier and more anxious than before. Then he rushed
+downstairs like a lunatic, and running to the door he
+tried to distract his thoughts by watching what; was
+going on in the street. The shops were all shut, and
+some rollicking boon companions came shouting along
+from the public-house. He stayed at the door until
+the stragglers had thinned down, and then came back
+to his seat by the fire. In his dim brain he was
+asking himself questions which had never intruded
+themselves before. Where was the justice of it?
+What had his sweet, innocent little wife done that
+she should be used so? Why was nature so cruel? He
+was frightened at his own thoughts, and yet wondered
+that they had never occurred to him before.
+
+As the early morning drew in, Johnson, sick at
+heart and shivering in every limb, sat with his great
+coat huddled round him, staring at the grey ashes and
+waiting hopelessly for some relief. His face was
+white and clammy, and his nerves had been numbed into
+a half conscious state by the long monotony of
+misery. But suddenly all his feelings leapt into
+keen life again as he heard the bedroom door open and
+the doctor's steps upon the stair. Robert Johnson
+was precise and unemotional in everyday life, but he
+almost shrieked now as he rushed forward to know if
+it were over.
+
+One glance at the stern, drawn face which met him
+showed that it was no pleasant news which had sent
+the doctor downstairs. His appearance had altered as
+much as Johnson's during the last few hours. His
+hair was on end, his face flushed, his forehead
+dotted with beads of perspiration. There was a
+peculiar fierceness in his eye, and about the lines
+of his mouth, a fighting look as befitted a man who
+for hours on end had been striving with the hungriest
+of foes for the most precious of prizes. But there
+was a sadness too, as though his grim opponent
+had been overmastering him. He sat down and leaned
+his head upon his hand like a man who is fagged out.
+
+"I thought it my duty to see you, Mr. Johnson,
+and to tell you that it is a very nasty case. Your
+wife's heart is not strong, and she has some symptoms
+which I do not like. What I wanted to say is that if
+you would like to have a second opinion I shall be
+very glad to meet anyone whom you might suggest."
+
+Johnson was so dazed by his want of sleep and the
+evil news that he could hardly grasp the doctor's
+meaning. The other, seeing him hesitate, thought
+that he was considering the expense.
+
+"Smith or Hawley would come for two guineas,"
+said he. "But I think Pritchard of the City Road is
+the best man."
+
+"Oh, yes, bring the best man," cried Johnson.
+
+"Pritchard would want three guineas. He is a
+senior man, you see."
+
+"I'd give him all I have if he would pull her
+through. Shall I run for him?"
+
+"Yes. Go to my house first and ask for the green
+baize bag. The assistant will give it to you. Tell
+him I want the A. C. E. mixture. Her heart is too
+weak for chloroform. Then go for Pritchard and bring
+him back with you."
+
+It was heavenly for Johnson to have something
+to do and to feel that he was of some use to his
+wife. He ran swiftly to Bridport Place, his
+footfalls clattering through the silent streets and
+the big dark policemen turning their yellow funnels
+of light on him as he passed. Two tugs at the night-
+bell brought down a sleepy, half-clad assistant, who
+handed him a stoppered glass bottle and a cloth bag
+which contained something which clinked when you
+moved it. Johnson thrust the bottle into his pocket,
+seized the green bag, and pressing his hat firmly
+down ran as hard as he could set foot to ground until
+he was in the City Road and saw the name of Pritchard
+engraved in white upon a red ground. He bounded in
+triumph up the three steps which led to the door, and
+as he did so there was a crash behind him. His
+precious bottle was in fragments upon the pavement.
+
+For a moment he felt as if it were his wife's
+body that was lying there. But the run had freshened
+his wits and he saw that the mischief might be
+repaired. He pulled vigorously at the night-bell.
+
+"Well, what's the matter?" asked a gruff voice at
+his elbow. He started back and looked up at the
+windows, but there was no sign of life. He was
+approaching the bell again with the intention of
+pulling it, when a perfect roar burst from the wall.
+
+"I can't stand shivering here all night," cried
+the voice. "Say who you are and what you want or I
+shut the tube."
+
+Then for the first time Johnson saw that the end
+of a speaking-tube hung out of the wall just above
+the bell. He shouted up it,--
+
+"I want you to come with me to meet Dr. Miles at a
+confinement at once."
+
+"How far?" shrieked the irascible voice.
+
+"The New North Road, Hoxton."
+
+"My consultation fee is three guineas, payable at
+the time."
+
+"All right," shouted Johnson. "You are to bring
+a bottle of A. C. E. mixture with you."
+
+"All right! Wait a bit!"
+
+Five minutes later an elderly, hard-faced man,
+with grizzled hair, flung open the door. As he
+emerged a voice from somewhere in the shadows
+cried,--
+
+"Mind you take your cravat, John," and he
+impatiently growled something over his shoulder in
+reply.
+
+The consultant was a man who had been hardened by
+a life of ceaseless labour, and who had been driven,
+as so many others have been, by the needs of his own
+increasing family to set the commercial before the
+philanthropic side of his profession. Yet beneath
+his rough crust he was a man with a kindly heart.
+
+"We don't want to break a record," said he,
+pulling up and panting after attempting to keep up
+with Johnson for five minutes. "I would go quicker
+if I could, my dear sir, and I quite sympathise with
+your anxiety, but really I can't manage it."
+
+So Johnson, on fire with impatience, had to slow
+down until they reached the New North Road, when he
+ran ahead and had the door open for the doctor when
+he came. He heard the two meet outside the bed-room,
+and caught scraps of their conversation. "Sorry to
+knock you up--nasty case--decent people." Then it
+sank into a mumble and the door closed behind them.
+
+Johnson sat up in his chair now, listening
+keenly, for he knew that a crisis must be at hand.
+He heard the two doctors moving about, and was able
+to distinguish the step of Pritchard, which had a
+drag in it, from the clean, crisp sound of the
+other's footfall. There was silence for a few
+minutes and then a curious drunken, mumbling sing-
+song voice came quavering up, very unlike anything
+which be had heard hitherto. At the same time a
+sweetish, insidious scent, imperceptible perhaps to
+any nerves less strained than his, crept down the
+stairs and penetrated into the room. The voice
+dwindled into a mere drone and finally sank away into
+silence, and Johnson gave a long sigh of relief, for
+he knew that the drug had done its work and that,
+come what might, there should be no more pain for the
+sufferer.
+
+But soon the silence became even more trying to
+him than the cries had been. He had no clue now as
+to what was going on, and his mind swarmed with
+horrible possibilities. He rose and went to the
+bottom of the stairs again. He heard the clink of
+metal against metal, and the subdued murmur of the
+doctors' voices. Then he heard Mrs. Peyton say
+something, in a tone as of fear or expostulation, and
+again the doctors murmured together. For twenty
+minutes he stood there leaning against the wall,
+listening to the occasional rumbles of talk without
+being able to catch a word of it. And then of a
+sudden there rose out of the silence the strangest
+little piping cry, and Mrs. Peyton screamed out in
+her delight and the man ran into the parlour and
+flung himself down upon the horse-hair sofa, drumming
+his heels on it in his ecstasy.
+
+But often the great cat Fate lets us go only to
+clutch us again in a fiercer grip. As minute after
+minute passed and still no sound came from above save
+those thin, glutinous cries, Johnson cooled from his
+frenzy of joy, and lay breathless with his ears
+straining. They were moving slowly about. They were
+talking in subdued tones. Still minute after minute
+passing, and no word from the voice for which he
+listened. His nerves were dulled by his night of
+trouble, and he waited in limp wretchedness upon his
+sofa. There he still sat when the doctors came down
+to him--a bedraggled, miserable figure with his face
+grimy and his hair unkempt from his long vigil. He
+rose as they entered, bracing himself against the
+mantelpiece.
+
+"Is she dead?" he asked.
+
+"Doing well," answered the doctor.
+
+And at the words that little conventional spirit
+which had never known until that night the capacity
+for fierce agony which lay within it, learned for the
+second time that there were springs of joy also which
+it had never tapped before. His impulse was to fall
+upon his knees, but he was shy before the doctors.
+
+"Can I go up?"
+
+"In a few minutes."
+
+"I'm sure, doctor, I'm very--I'm very----" he
+grew inarticulate. "Here are your three guineas, Dr.
+Pritchard. I wish they were three hundred."
+
+"So do I," said the senior man, and they laughed
+as they shook hands.
+
+Johnson opened the shop door for them and heard
+their talk as they stood for an instant outside.
+
+"Looked nasty at one time."
+
+"Very glad to have your help."
+
+"Delighted, I'm sure. Won't you step round and
+have a cup of coffee?"
+
+"No, thanks. I'm expecting another case."
+
+The firm step and the dragging one passed away to
+the right and the left. Johnson turned from the door
+still with that turmoil of joy in his heart. He
+seemed to be making a new start in life. He felt
+that he was a stronger and a deeper man. Perhaps all
+this suffering had an object then. It might prove to
+be a blessing both to his wife and to him. The very
+thought was one which he would have been incapable of
+conceiving twelve hours before. He was full of new
+emotions. If there had been a harrowing there had
+been a planting too.
+
+"Can I come up?" he cried, and then, without
+waiting for an answer, he took the steps three at a
+time.
+
+Mrs. Peyton was standing by a soapy bath with a
+bundle in her hands. From under the curve of a brown
+shawl there looked out at him the strangest little
+red face with crumpled features, moist, loose lips,
+and eyelids which quivered like a rabbit's nostrils.
+The weak neck had let the head topple over, and it
+rested upon the shoulder.
+
+"Kiss it, Robert!" cried the grandmother. "Kiss
+your son!"
+
+But he felt a resentment to the little, red,
+blinking creature. He could not forgive it yet
+for that long night of misery. He caught sight of a
+white face in the bed and he ran towards it with such
+love and pity as his speech could find no words for.
+
+"Thank God it is over! Lucy, dear, it was
+dreadful!"
+
+"But I'm so happy now. I never was so happy in
+my life."
+
+Her eyes were fixed upon the brown bundle.
+
+"You mustn't talk," said Mrs. Peyton.
+
+"But don't leave me," whispered his wife.
+
+So he sat in silence with his hand in hers. The
+lamp was burning dim and the first cold light of dawn
+was breaking through the window. The night had been
+long and dark but the day was the sweeter and the
+purer in consequence. London was waking up. The
+roar began to rise from the street. Lives had come
+and lives had gone, but the great machine was still
+working out its dim and tragic destiny.
+
+
+
+
+SWEETHEARTS.
+
+
+It is hard for the general practitioner who sits
+among his patients both morning and evening, and sees
+them in their homes between, to steal time for one
+little daily breath of cleanly air. To win it he
+must slip early from his bed and walk out between
+shuttered shops when it is chill but very clear, and
+all things are sharply outlined, as in a frost. It
+is an hour that has a charm of its own, when, but for
+a postman or a milkman, one has the pavement to
+oneself, and even the most common thing takes an
+ever-recurring freshness, as though causeway, and
+lamp, and signboard had all wakened to the new day.
+Then even an inland city may seem beautiful, and bear
+virtue in its smoke-tainted air.
+
+But it was by the sea that I lived, in a town
+that was unlovely enough were it not for its glorious
+neighbour. And who cares for the town when one can
+sit on the bench at the headland, and look out over
+the huge, blue bay, and the yellow scimitar that
+curves before it. I loved it when its
+great face was freckled with the fishing boats, and I
+loved it when the big ships went past, far out, a
+little hillock of white and no hull, with topsails
+curved like a bodice, so stately and demure. But
+most of all I loved it when no trace of man marred
+the majesty of Nature, and when the sun-bursts
+slanted down on it from between the drifting
+rainclouds. Then I have seen the further edge draped
+in the gauze of the driving rain, with its thin grey
+shading under the slow clouds, while my headland was
+golden, and the sun gleamed upon the breakers and
+struck deep through the green waves beyond, showing
+up the purple patches where the beds of seaweed are
+lying. Such a morning as that, with the wind in his
+hair, and the spray on his lips, and the cry of the
+eddying gulls in his ear, may send a man back braced
+afresh to the reek of a sick-room, and the dead, drab
+weariness of practice.
+
+It was on such another day that I first saw my
+old man. He came to my bench just as I was leaving
+it. My eye must have picked him out even in a
+crowded street, for he was a man of large frame and
+fine presence, with something of distinction in the
+set of his lip and the poise of his head. He limped
+up the winding path leaning heavily upon his stick,
+as though those great shoulders had become too much
+at last for the failing limbs that bore them. As he
+approached, my eyes caught Nature's danger
+signal, that faint bluish tinge in nose and lip which
+tells of a labouring heart.
+
+"The brae is a little trying, sir," said I.
+"Speaking as a physician, I should say that you
+would do well to rest here before you go further."
+
+He inclined his head in a stately, old-world
+fashion, and seated himself upon the bench. Seeing
+that he had no wish to speak I was silent also, but I
+could not help watching him out of the corners of my
+eyes, for he was such a wonderful survival of the
+early half of the century, with his low-crowned,
+curly-brimmed hat, his black satin tie which fastened
+with a buckle at the back, and, above all, his large,
+fleshy, clean-shaven face shot with its mesh of
+wrinkles. Those eyes, ere they had grown dim, had
+looked out from the box-seat of mail coaches, and had
+seen the knots of navvies as they toiled on the
+brown embankments. Those lips had smiled over the
+first numbers of "Pickwick," and had gossiped of the
+promising young man who wrote them. The face itself
+was a seventy-year almanack, and every seam an entry
+upon it where public as well as private sorrow left
+its trace. That pucker on the forehead stood for the
+Mutiny, perhaps; that line of care for the Crimean
+winter, it may be; and that last little sheaf of
+wrinkles, as my fancy hoped, for the death of
+Gordon. And so, as I dreamed in my foolish way, the
+old gentleman with the shining stock was gone, and it
+was seventy years of a great nation's life that took
+shape before me on the headland in the morning.
+
+But he soon brought me back to earth again. As
+he recovered his breath he took a letter out of his
+pocket, and, putting on a pair of horn-rimmed eye-
+glasses, he read it through very carefully. Without
+any design of playing the spy I could not help
+observing that it was in a woman's hand. When he had
+finished it he read it again, and then sat with the
+corners of his mouth drawn down and his eyes staring
+vacantly out over the bay, the most forlorn-looking
+old gentleman that ever I have seen. All that is
+kindly within me was set stirring by that wistful
+face, but I knew that he was in no humour for talk,
+and so, at last, with my breakfast and my patients
+calling me, I left him on the bench and started for
+home.
+
+I never gave him another thought until the next
+morning, when, at the same hour, he turned up upon
+the headland, and shared the bench which I had been
+accustomed to look upon as my own. He bowed again
+before sitting down, but was no more inclined than
+formerly to enter into conversation. There had been
+a change in him during the last twenty-four hours,
+and all for the worse. The face seemed more
+heavy and more wrinkled, while that ominous venous
+tinge was more pronounced as he panted up the hill.
+The clean lines of his cheek and chin were marred by
+a day's growth of grey stubble, and his large,
+shapely head had lost something of the brave carriage
+which had struck me when first I glanced at him. He
+had a letter there, the same, or another, but still
+in a woman's hand, and over this he was moping and
+mumbling in his senile fashion, with his brow
+puckered, and the corners of his mouth drawn down
+like those of a fretting child. So I left him, with
+a vague wonder as to who he might be, and why a
+single spring day should have wrought such a change
+upon him.
+
+So interested was I that next morning I was on
+the look out for him. Sure enough, at the same hour,
+I saw him coming up the hill; but very slowly, with a
+bent back and a heavy head. It was shocking to me to
+see the change in him as he approached.
+
+"I am afraid that our air does not agree with
+you, sir," I ventured to remark.
+
+But it was as though he had no heart for talk.
+He tried, as I thought, to make some fitting reply,
+but it slurred off into a mumble and silence. How
+bent and weak and old he seemed--ten years older at
+the least than when first I had seen him! It went to
+my heart to see this fine old fellow wasting
+away before my eyes. There was the eternal letter
+which he unfolded with his shaking fingers. Who was
+this woman whose words moved him so? Some daughter,
+perhaps, or granddaughter, who should have been the
+light of his home instead of---- I smiled to find
+how bitter I was growing, and how swiftly I was
+weaving a romance round an unshaven old man and his
+correspondence. Yet all day he lingered in my mind,
+and I had fitful glimpses of those two trembling,
+blue-veined, knuckly hands with the paper rustling
+between them.
+
+I had hardly hoped to see him again. Another
+day's decline must, I thought, hold him to his room,
+if not to his bed. Great, then, was my surprise
+when, as I approached my bench, I saw that he was
+already there. But as I came up to him I could
+scarce be sure that it was indeed the same man.
+There were the curly-brimmed hat, and the shining
+stock, and the horn glasses, but where were the stoop
+and the grey-stubbled, pitiable face? He was clean-
+shaven and firm lipped, with a bright eye and a head
+that poised itself upon his great shoulders like an
+eagle on a rock. His back was as straight and square
+as a grenadier's, and he switched at the pebbles with
+his stick in his exuberant vitality. In the button-
+hole of his well-brushed black coat there glinted a
+golden blossom, and the corner of a dainty red
+silk handkerchief lapped over from his breast pocket.
+He might have been the eldest son of the weary
+creature who had sat there the morning before.
+
+"Good morning, Sir, good morning!" he cried with
+a merry waggle of his cane.
+
+"Good morning!" I answered how beautiful the bay
+is looking."
+
+"Yes, Sir, but you should have seen it just
+before the sun rose."
+
+"What, have you been here since then?"
+
+"I was here when there was scarce light to see
+the path."
+
+"You are a very early riser."
+
+"On occasion, sir; on occasion!" He cocked his
+eye at me as if to gauge whether I were worthy of his
+confidence. "The fact is, sir, that my wife is
+coming back to me to day."
+
+I suppose that my face showed that I did not
+quite see the force of the explanation. My eyes,
+too, may have given him assurance of sympathy, for he
+moved quite close to me and began speaking in a low,
+confidential voice, as if the matter were of such
+weight that even the sea-gulls must be kept out of
+our councils.
+
+"Are you a married man, Sir?"
+
+"No, I am not."
+
+"Ah, then you cannot quite understand it. My
+wife and I have been married for nearly fifty
+years, and we have never been parted, never at
+all, until now."
+
+"Was it for long?" I asked.
+
+"Yes, sir. This is the fourth day. She had to
+go to Scotland. A matter of duty, you understand,
+and the doctors would not let me go. Not that I
+would have allowed them to stop me, but she was on
+their side. Now, thank God! it is over, and she may
+be here at any moment."
+
+"Here!"
+
+"Yes, here. This headland and bench were old
+friends of ours thirty years ago. The people with
+whom we stay are not, to tell the truth, very
+congenial, and we have, little privacy among them.
+That is why we prefer to meet here. I could not be
+sure which train would bring her, but if she had come
+by the very earliest she would have found me
+waiting."
+
+"In that case----" said I, rising.
+
+"No, sir, no," he entreated, "I beg that you will
+stay. It does not weary you, this domestic talk of
+mine?"
+
+"On the contrary."
+
+"I have been so driven inwards during these few
+last days! Ah, what a nightmare it has been! Perhaps
+it may seem strange to you that an old fellow like me
+should feel like this."
+
+"It is charming."
+
+"No credit to me, sir! There's not a man on
+this planet but would feel the same if he had
+the good fortune to be married to such a woman.
+Perhaps, because you see me like this, and hear me
+speak of our long life together, you conceive that
+she is old, too."
+
+He laughed heartily, and his eyes twinkled at the
+humour of the idea.
+
+"She's one of those women, you know, who have
+youth in their hearts, and so it can never be very
+far from their faces. To me she's just as she was
+when she first took my hand in hers in '45. A wee
+little bit stouter, perhaps, but then, if she had a
+fault as a girl, it was that she was a shade too
+slender. She was above me in station, you know--I a
+clerk, and she the daughter of my employer. Oh! it
+was quite a romance, I give you my word, and I won
+her; and, somehow, I have never got over the
+freshness and the wonder of it. To think that that
+sweet, lovely girl has walked by my side all through
+life, and that I have been able----"
+
+He stopped suddenly, and I glanced round at him
+in surprise. He was shaking all over, in every fibre
+of his great body. His hands were clawing at the
+woodwork, and his feet shuffling on the gravel. I
+saw what it was. He was trying to rise, but was so
+excited that he could not. I half extended my hand,
+but a higher courtesy constrained me to draw it back
+again and turn my face to the sea. An instant
+afterwards he was up and hurrying down the path.
+
+A woman was coming towards us. She was quite
+close before he had seen her--thirty yards at the
+utmost. I know not if she had ever been as he
+described her, or whether it was but some ideal which
+he carried in his brain. The person upon whom I
+looked was tall, it is true, but she was thick and
+shapeless, with a ruddy, full-blown face, and a
+skirt grotesquely gathered up. There was a green
+ribbon in her hat, which jarred upon my eyes, and her
+blouse-like bodice was full and clumsy. And this was
+the lovely girl, the ever youthful! My heart sank as
+I thought how little such a woman might appreciate
+him, how unworthy she might be of his love.
+
+She came up the path in her solid way, while he
+staggered along to meet her. Then, as they came
+together, looking discreetly out of the furthest
+corner of my eye, I saw that he put out both his
+hands, while she, shrinking from a public caress,
+took one of them in hers and shook it. As she did so
+I saw her face, and I was easy in my mind for my old
+man. God grant that when this hand is shaking, and
+when this back is bowed, a woman's eyes may look so
+into mine.
+
+
+
+
+A PHYSIOLOGIST'S WIFE.
+
+
+Professor Ainslie Grey had not come down to
+breakfast at the usual hour. The presentation
+chiming-clock which stood between the terra-cotta
+busts of Claude Bernard and of John Hunter upon the
+dining-room mantelpiece had rung out the half-hour
+and the three-quarters. Now its golden hand was
+verging upon the nine, and yet there were no signs of
+the master of the house.
+
+It was an unprecedented occurrence. During the
+twelve years that she had kept house for him, his
+youngest sister had never known him a second behind
+his time. She sat now in front of the high silver
+coffee-pot, uncertain whether to order the gong to be
+resounded or to wait on in silence. Either course
+might be a mistake. Her brother was not a man who
+permitted mistakes.
+
+Miss Ainslie Grey was rather above the middle
+height, thin, with peering, puckered eyes, and the
+rounded shoulders which mark the bookish woman. Her
+face was long and spare, flecked with
+colour above the cheek-bones, with a reasonable,
+thoughtful forehead, and a dash of absolute obstinacy
+in her thin lips and prominent chin. Snow white
+cuffs and collar, with a plain dark dress, cut with
+almost Quaker-like simplicity, bespoke the primness
+of her taste. An ebony cross hung over her flattened
+chest. She sat very upright in her chair, listening
+with raised eyebrows, and swinging her eye-glasses
+backwards and forwards with a nervous gesture which
+was peculiar to her.
+
+Suddenly she gave a sharp, satisfied jerk of the
+head, and began to pour out the coffee. From outside
+there came the dull thudding sound of heavy feet upon
+thick carpet. The door swung open, and the Professor
+entered with a quick, nervous step. He nodded to his
+sister, and seating himself at the other side of the
+table, began to open the small pile of letters which
+lay beside his plate.
+
+Professor Ainslie Grey was at that time forty-
+three years of age--nearly twelve years older than
+his sister. His career had been a brilliant one. At
+Edinburgh, at Cambridge, and at Vienna he had laid
+the foundations of his great reputation, both in
+physiology and in zoology.
+
+His pamphlet, On the Mesoblastic Origin of
+Excitomotor Nerve Roots, had won him his fellowship
+of the Royal Society; and his researches, Upon
+the Nature of Bathybius, with some Remarks upon
+Lithococci, had been translated into at least three
+European languages. He had been referred to by one
+of the greatest living authorities as being the very
+type and embodiment of all that was best in modern
+science. No wonder, then, that when the commercial
+city of Birchespool decided to create a medical
+school, they were only too glad to confer the chair
+of physiology upon Mr. Ainslie Grey. They valued him
+the more from the conviction that their class was
+only one step in his upward journey, and that the
+first vacancy would remove him to some more
+illustrious seat of learning.
+
+In person he was not unlike his sister. The same
+eyes, the same contour, the same intellectual
+forehead. His lips, however, were firmer, and his
+long, thin, lower jaw was sharper and more decided.
+He ran his finger and thumb down it from time to
+time, as he glanced over his letters.
+
+"Those maids are very noisy," he remarked, as a
+clack of tongues sounded in the distance.
+
+"It is Sarah," said his sister; "I shall speak
+about it."
+
+She had handed over his coffee-cup, and was
+sipping at her own, glancing furtively through her
+narrowed lids at the austere face of her brother.
+
+"The first great advance of the human race,"
+said the Professor, "was when, by the
+development of their left frontal convolutions, they
+attained the power of speech. Their second advance
+was when they learned to control that power. Woman
+has not yet attained the second stage."
+
+He half closed his eyes as he spoke, and thrust
+his chin forward, but as he ceased he had a trick of
+suddenly opening both eyes very wide and staring
+sternly at his interlocutor.
+
+"I am not garrulous, John," said his sister.
+
+"No, Ada; in many respects you approach the
+superior or male type."
+
+The Professor bowed over his egg with the manner
+of one who utters a courtly compliment; but the lady
+pouted, and gave an impatient little shrug of her
+shoulders.
+
+"You were late this morning, John," she remarked,
+after a pause.
+
+"Yes, Ada; I slept badly. Some little cerebral
+congestion, no doubt due to over-stimulation of the
+centers of thought. I have been a little disturbed
+in my mind."
+
+His sister stared across at him in astonishment.
+The Professor's mental processes had hitherto been as
+regular as his habits. Twelve years' continual
+intercourse had taught her that he lived in a serene
+and rarefied atmosphere of scientific calm, high
+above the petty emotions which affect humbler minds.
+
+"You are surprised, Ada," he remarked. "Well, I
+cannot wonder at it. I should have been surprised
+myself if I had been told that I was so sensitive to
+vascular influences. For, after all, all
+disturbances are vascular if you probe them deep
+enough. I am thinking of getting married."
+
+"Not Mrs. O'James" cried Ada Grey, laying down her
+egg-spoon.
+
+"My dear, you have the feminine quality of
+receptivity very remarkably developed. Mrs. O'James
+is the lady in question."
+
+"But you know so little of her. The Esdailes
+themselves know so little. She is really only an
+acquaintance, although she is staying at The Lindens.
+Would it not be wise to speak to Mrs. Esdaile first,
+John?"
+
+"I do not think, Ada, that Mrs. Esdaile is at all
+likely to say anything which would materially affect
+my course of action. I have given the matter due
+consideration. The scientific mind is slow at
+arriving at conclusions, but having once formed them,
+it is not prone to change. Matrimony is the natural
+condition of the human race. I have, as you know,
+been so engaged in academical and other work, that I
+have had no time to devote to merely personal
+questions. It is different now, and I see no valid
+reason why I should forego this opportunity of
+seeking a suitable helpmate."
+
+"And you are engaged?"
+
+"Hardly that, Ada. I ventured yesterday to
+indicate to the lady that I was prepared to submit to
+the common lot of humanity. I shall wait upon her
+after my morning lecture, and learn how far my
+proposals meet with her acquiescence. But you frown,
+Ada!"
+
+His sister started, and made an effort to conceal
+her expression of annoyance. She even stammered out
+some few words of congratulation, but a vacant look
+had come into her brother's eyes, and he was
+evidently not listening to her.
+
+"I am sure, John, that I wish you the happiness
+which you deserve. If I hesitated at all, it is
+because I know how much is at stake, and because the
+thing is so sudden, so unexpected." Her thin white
+hand stole up to the black cross upon her bosom.
+"These are moments when we need guidance, John. If I
+could persuade you to turn to spiritual----"
+
+The Professor waved the suggestion away with a
+deprecating hand.
+
+"It is useless to reopen that question," he said.
+"We cannot argue upon it. You assume more than I can
+grant. I am forced to dispute your premises. We
+have no common basis."
+
+His sister sighed.
+
+"You have no faith," she said.
+
+"I have faith in those great evolutionary forces
+which are leading the human race to some unknown but
+elevated goal."
+
+"You believe in nothing."
+
+"On the contrary, my dear Ada, I believe in the
+differentiation of protoplasm."
+
+She shook her head sadly. It was the one subject
+upon which she ventured to dispute her brother's
+infallibility.
+
+"This is rather beside the question," remarked
+the Professor, folding up his napkin. "If I am not
+mistaken, there is some possibility of another
+matrimonial event occurring in the family. Eh, Ada?
+What!"
+
+His small eyes glittered with sly facetiousness
+as he shot a twinkle at his sister. She sat very
+stiff, and traced patterns upon the cloth with the
+sugar-tongs.
+
+"Dr. James M`Murdo O'Brien----" said the
+Professor, sonorously.
+
+"Don't, John, don't!" cried Miss Ainslie Grey.
+
+"Dr. James M`Murdo O'Brien," continued her
+brother inexorably, "is a man who has already made
+his mark upon the science of the day. He is my first
+and my most distinguished pupil. I assure you, Ada,
+that his `Remarks upon the Bile-Pigments, with
+special reference to Urobilin,' is likely to live as
+a classic. It is not too much to say that he
+has revolutionised our views about urobilin."
+
+He paused, but his sister sat silent, with bent
+head and flushed cheeks. The little ebony cross rose
+and fell with her hurried breathings.
+
+"Dr. James M`Murdo O'Brien has, as you know, the
+offer of the physiological chair at Melbourne. He
+has been in Australia five years, and has a brilliant
+future before him. To-day he leaves us for
+Edinburgh, and in two months' time, he goes out to
+take over his new duties. You know his feeling
+towards you. It, rests with you as to whether he
+goes out alone. Speaking for myself, I cannot
+imagine any higher mission for a woman of culture
+than to go through life in the company of a man who
+is capable of such a research as that which Dr. James
+M`Murdo O'Brien has brought to a successful
+conclusion."
+
+"He has not spoken to me," murmured the lady.
+
+"Ah, there are signs which are more subtle than
+speech," said her brother, wagging his head. "But
+you are pale. Your vasomotor system is excited.
+Your arterioles have contracted. Let me entreat you
+to compose yourself. I think I hear the carriage. I
+fancy that you may have a visitor this morning, Ada.
+You will excuse me now."
+
+With a quick glance at the clock he strode off
+into the hall, and within a few minutes he was
+rattling in his quiet, well-appointed brougham
+through the brick-lined streets of Birchespool.
+
+His lecture over, Professor Ainslie Grey paid a
+visit to his laboratory, where he adjusted several
+scientific instruments, made a note as to the
+progress of three separate infusions of bacteria, cut
+half-a-dozen sections with a microtome, and finally
+resolved the difficulties of seven different
+gentlemen, who were pursuing researches in as many
+separate lines of inquiry. Having thus
+conscientiously and methodically completed the
+routine of his duties, he returned to his carriage
+and ordered the coachman to drive him to The Lindens.
+His face as he drove was cold and impassive, but he
+drew his fingers from time to time down his prominent
+chin with a jerky, twitchy movement.
+
+The Lindens was an old-fashioned, ivy-clad house
+which had once been in the country, but was now
+caught in the long, red-brick feelers of the growing
+city. It still stood back from the road in the
+privacy of its own grounds. A winding path, lined
+with laurel bushes, led to the arched and porticoed
+entrance. To the right was a lawn, and at the far
+side, under the shadow of a hawthorn, a lady sat in a
+garden-chair with a book in her hands. At the click
+of the gate she started, and the Professor, catching
+sight of her, turned away from the door, and
+strode in her direction.
+
+"What! won't you go in and see Mrs. Esdaile?" she
+asked, sweeping out from under the shadow of the
+hawthorn.
+
+She was a small woman, strongly feminine, from
+the rich coils of her light-coloured hair to the
+dainty garden slipper which peeped from under her
+cream-tinted dress. One tiny well-gloved hand was
+outstretched in greeting, while the other pressed a
+thick, green-covered volume against her side. Her
+decision and quick, tactful manner bespoke the mature
+woman of the world; but her upraised face had
+preserved a girlish and even infantile expression of
+innocence in its large, fearless, grey eyes, and
+sensitive, humorous mouth. Mrs. O'James was a widow,
+and she was two-and-thirty years of age; but neither
+fact could have been deduced from her appearance.
+
+"You will surely go in and see Mrs. Esdaile," she
+repeated, glancing up at him with eyes which had in
+them something between a challenge and a caress.
+
+"I did not come to see Mrs. Esdaile," he
+answered, with no relaxation of his cold and grave
+manner; "I came to see you."
+
+"I am sure I should be highly honoured," she
+said, with just the slightest little touch of brogue
+in her accent. "What are the students to do
+without their Professor?"
+
+"I have already completed my academic duties.
+Take my arm, and we shall walk in the sunshine.
+Surely we cannot wonder that Eastern people should
+have made a deity of the sun. It is the great
+beneficent force of Nature--man's ally against cold,
+sterility, and all that is abhorrent to him. What
+were you reading?"
+
+"Hale's Matter and Life."
+
+The Professor raised his thick eyebrows.
+
+"Hale!" he said, and then again in a kind of
+whisper, "Hale!"
+
+"You differ from him?" she asked.
+
+"It is not I who differ from him. I am only a
+monad--a thing of no moment. The whole tendency of
+the highest plane of modern thought differs from him.
+He defends the indefensible. He is an excellent
+observer, but a feeble reasoner. I should not
+recommend you to found your conclusions upon Hale."
+
+"I must read Nature's Chronicle to counteract his
+pernicious influence," said Mrs. O'James, with a
+soft, cooing laugh.
+
+Nature's Chronicle was one of the many books in
+which Professor Ainslie Grey had enforced the
+negative doctrines of scientific agnosticism.
+
+"It is a faulty work," said he; "I cannot
+recommend it. I would rather refer you to the
+standard writings of some of my older and more
+eloquent colleagues."
+
+There was a pause in their talk as they paced up
+and down on the green, velvet-like lawn in the genial
+sunshine.
+
+"Have you thought at all," he asked at last, "of
+the matter upon which I spoke to you last night?"
+
+She said nothing, but walked by his side with her
+eyes averted and her face aslant.
+
+"I would not hurry you unduly," he continued. "I
+know that it is a matter which can scarcely be
+decided off-hand. In my own case, it cost me some
+thought before I ventured to make the suggestion. I
+am not an emotional man, but I am conscious in your
+presence of the great evolutionary instinct which
+makes either sex the complement of the other."
+
+"You believe in love, then?" she asked, with a
+twinkling, upward glance.
+
+"I am forced to."
+
+"And yet you can deny the soul?"
+
+"How far these questions are psychic and how far
+material is still sub judice," said the
+Professor, with an air of toleration. "Protoplasm
+may prove to be the physical basis of love as well as
+of life."
+
+"How inflexible you are!" she exclaimed; "you
+would draw love down to the level of physics."
+
+"Or draw physics up to the level of love."
+
+"Come, that is much better," she cried, with her
+sympathetic laugh. "That is really very pretty, and
+puts science in quite a delightful light."
+
+Her eyes sparkled, and she tossed her chin with
+the pretty, wilful air of a woman who is mistress of
+the situation.
+
+"I have reason to believe," said the Professor,
+"that my position here will prove to be only a
+stepping-stone to some wider scene of scientific
+activity. Yet, even here, my chair brings me in some
+fifteen hundred pounds a year, which is supplemented
+by a few hundreds from my books. I should therefore
+be in a position to provide you with those comforts
+to which you are accustomed. So much for my
+pecuniary position. As to my constitution, it has
+always been sound. I have never suffered from any
+illness in my life, save fleeting attacks of
+cephalalgia, the result of too prolonged a
+stimulation of the centres of cerebration. My father
+and mother had no sign of any morbid diathesis, but I
+will not conceal from you that my grandfather was
+afflicted with podagra."
+
+Mrs. O'James looked startled.
+
+"Is that very serious?" she asked.
+
+"It is gout," said the Professor.
+
+"Oh, is that all? It sounded much worse than
+that."
+
+"It is a grave taint, but I trust that I shall
+not be a victim to atavism. I have laid these facts
+before you because they are factors which cannot be
+overlooked in forming your decision. May I ask now
+whether you see your way to accepting my proposal?"
+
+He paused in his walk, and looked earnestly and
+expectantly down at her.
+
+A struggle was evidently going on in her mind.
+Her eyes were cast down, her little slipper tapped
+the lawn, and her fingers played nervously with her
+chatelain. Suddenly, with a sharp, quick gesture
+which had in it something of ABANDON and
+recklessness, she held out her hand to her companion.
+
+"I accept," she said.
+
+They were standing under the shadow of the
+hawthorn. He stooped gravely down, and kissed her
+glove-covered fingers.
+
+"I trust that you may never have cause to regret
+your decision," he said.
+
+"I trust that you never may," she cried, with a
+heaving breast.
+
+There were tears in her eyes, and her lips
+twitched with some strong emotion.
+
+"Come into the sunshine again," said he. "It is
+the great restorative. Your nerves are shaken. Some
+little congestion of the medulla and pons. It is
+always instructive to reduce psychic or
+emotional conditions to their physical
+equivalents. You feel that your anchor is still firm
+in a bottom of ascertained fact."
+
+"But it is so dreadfully unromantic," said Mrs.
+O'James, with her old twinkle.
+
+"Romance is the offspring of imagination and of
+ignorance. Where science throws her calm, clear
+light there is happily no room for romance."
+
+"But is not love romance?" she asked.
+
+"Not at all. Love has been taken away from the
+poets, and has been brought within the domain of true
+science. It may prove to be one of the great cosmic
+elementary forces. When the atom of hydrogen draws
+the atom of chlorine towards it to form the perfected
+molecule of hydrochloric acid, the force which it
+exerts may be intrinsically similar to that which
+draws me to you. Attraction and repulsion appear to
+be the primary forces. This is attraction."
+
+"And here is repulsion," said Mrs. O'James, as a
+stout, florid lady came sweeping across the lawn in
+their direction. "So glad you have come out, Mrs.
+Esdaile! Here is Professor Grey."
+
+"How do you do, Professor?" said the lady, with
+some little pomposity of manner. "You were very wise
+to stay out here on so lovely a day. Is it not
+heavenly?"
+
+"It is certainly very fine weather," the
+Professor answered.
+
+"Listen to the wind sighing in the trees!" cried
+Mrs. Esdaile, holding up one finger. "it is Nature's
+lullaby. Could you not imagine it, Professor Grey,
+to be the whisperings of angels?"
+
+"The idea had not occurred to me, madam."
+
+"Ah, Professor, I have always the same complaint
+against you. A want of rapport with the deeper
+meanings of nature. Shall I say a want of
+imagination. You do not feel an emotional thrill at
+the singing of that thrush?"
+
+"I confess that I am not conscious of one, Mrs.
+Esdaile."
+
+"Or at the delicate tint of that background of
+leaves? See the rich greens!"
+
+"Chlorophyll," murmured the Professor.
+
+"Science is so hopelessly prosaic. It dissects
+and labels, and loses sight of the great things in
+its attention to the little ones. You have a poor
+opinion of woman's intellect, Professor Grey. I
+think that I have heard you say so."
+
+"It is a question of avoirdupois," said the
+Professor, closing his eyes and shrugging his
+shoulders. "The female cerebrum averages two ounces
+less in weight than the male. No doubt there are
+exceptions. Nature is always elastic."
+
+"But the heaviest thing is not always the
+strongest," said Mrs. O'James, laughing. "Isn't
+there a law of compensation in science? May we
+not hope to make up in quality for what we lack
+in quantity?"
+
+"I think not," remarked the Professor, gravely.
+"But there is your luncheon-gong. No, thank you, Mrs.
+Esdaile, I cannot stay. My carriage is waiting.
+Good-bye. Good-bye, Mrs. O'James."
+
+He raised his hat and stalked slowly away among
+the laurel bushes.
+
+"He has no taste," said Mrs. Esdaile--" no eye
+for beauty."
+
+"On the contrary," Mrs. O'James answered, with a
+saucy little jerk of the chin. "He has just asked me
+to be his wife."
+
+
+As Professor Ainslie Grey ascended the steps of
+his house, the hall-door opened and a dapper
+gentleman stepped briskly out. He was somewhat
+sallow in the face, with dark, beady eyes, and a
+short, black beard with an aggressive bristle.
+Thought and work had left their traces upon his face,
+but he moved with the brisk activity of a man who had
+not yet bade good-bye to his youth.
+
+"I'm in luck's way," he cried. "I wanted to see
+you."
+
+"Then come back into the library," said the
+Professor; "you must stay and have lunch with us."
+
+The two men entered the hall, and the Professor
+led the way into his private sanctum. He motioned
+his companion into an arm-chair.
+
+"I trust that you have been successful, O'Brien,"
+said he. "I should be loath to exercise any undue
+pressure upon my sister Ada; but I have given her to
+understand that there is no one whom I should prefer
+for a brother-in-law to my most brilliant scholar,
+the author of Some Remarks upon the Bile-Pigments,
+with special reference to Urobilin."
+
+"You are very kind, Professor Grey--you have
+always been very kind," said the other. "I
+approached Miss Grey upon the subject; she did not
+say No."
+
+"She said Yes, then?"
+
+"No; she proposed to leave the matter open until
+my return from Edinburgh. I go to-day, as you know,
+and I hope to commence my research to-morrow."
+
+"On the comparative anatomy of the vermiform
+appendix, by James M`Murdo O'Brien," said the
+Professor, sonorously. "It is a glorious subject--a
+subject which lies at the very root of evolutionary
+philosophy."
+
+"Ah! she is the dearest girl," cried O'Brien,
+with a sudden little spurt of Celtic enthusiasm--"she
+is the soul of truth and of honour."
+
+"The vermiform appendix----" began the Professor.
+
+"She is an angel from heaven," interrupted the
+other. "I fear that it is my advocacy of scientific
+freedom in religious thought which stands in my way
+with her."
+
+"You must not truckle upon that point. You must
+be true to your convictions; let there be no
+compromise there."
+
+"My reason is true to agnosticism, and yet I am
+conscious of a void--a vacuum. I had feelings at the
+old church at home between the scent of the incense
+and the roll of the organ, such as I have never
+experienced in the laboratory or the lecture-room."
+
+"Sensuous-purely sensuous," said the Professor,
+rubbing his chin. "Vague hereditary tendencies
+stirred into life by the stimulation of the nasal and
+auditory nerves."
+
+"Maybe so, maybe so," the younger man answered
+thoughtfully. "But this was not what I wished to
+speak to you about. Before I enter your family, your
+sister and you have a claim to know all that I can
+tell you about my career. Of my worldly prospects I
+have already spoken to you. There is only one point
+which I have omitted to mention. I am a widower."
+
+The Professor raised his eyebrows.
+
+"This is news indeed," said he.
+
+"I married shortly after my arrival in Australia.
+Miss Thurston was her name. I met her in society.
+It was a most unhappy match."
+
+Some painful emotion possessed him. His quick,
+expressive features quivered, and his white hands
+tightened upon the arms of the chair. The Professor
+turned away towards the window.
+
+"You are the best judge," he remarked "but I
+should not think that it was necessary to go into
+details."
+
+"You have a right to know everything--you and
+Miss Grey. It is not a matter on which I can well
+speak to her direct. Poor Jinny was the best of
+women, but she was open to flattery, and liable to be
+misled by designing persons. She was untrue to me,
+Grey. It is a hard thing to say of the dead, but she
+was untrue to me. She fled to Auckland with a man
+whom she had known before her marriage. The brig
+which carried them foundered, and not a soul was
+saved."
+
+"This is very painful, O'Brien," said the
+Professor, with a deprecatory motion of his hand. "I
+cannot see, however, how it affects your relation to
+my sister."
+
+"I have eased my conscience," said O'Brien,
+rising from his chair; "I have told you all that
+there is to tell. I should not like the story to
+reach you through any lips but my own."
+
+"You are right, O'Brien. Your action has
+been most honourable and considerate. But you
+are not to blame in the matter, save that perhaps you
+showed a little precipitancy in choosing a life-
+partner without due care and inquiry."
+
+O'Brien drew his hand across his eyes.
+
+"Poor girl!" he cried. "God help me, I love her
+still! But I must go."
+
+"You will lunch with us?"
+
+"No, Professor; I have my packing still to do. I
+have already bade Miss Grey adieu. In two months I
+shall see you again."
+
+"You will probably find me a married man."
+
+"Married!"
+
+"Yes, I have been thinking of it."
+
+"My dear Professor, let me congratulate you with
+all my heart. I had no idea. Who is the lady?"
+
+"Mrs. O'James is her name--a widow of the same
+nationality as yourself. But to return to matters of
+importance, I should be very happy to see the proofs
+of your paper upon the vermiform appendix. I may be
+able to furnish you with material for a footnote or
+two."
+
+"Your assistance will be invaluable to me," said
+O'Brien, with enthusiasm, and the two men parted in
+the hall. The Professor walked back into the dining-
+room, where his sister was already seated at the
+luncheon-table.
+
+"I shall be married at the registrar's," he
+remarked; "I should strongly recommend you to do
+the same."
+
+Professor Ainslie Grey was as good as his word.
+A fortnight's cessation of his classes gave him an
+opportunity which was too good to let pass. Mrs.
+O'James was an orphan, without relations and almost
+without friends in the country. There was no
+obstacle in the way of a speedy wedding. They were
+married, accordingly, in the quietest manner
+possible, and went off to Cambridge together, where
+the Professor and his charming wife were present at
+several academic observances, and varied the routine
+of their honeymoon by incursions into biological
+laboratories and medical libraries. Scientific
+friends were loud in their congratulations, not only
+upon Mrs. Grey's beauty, but upon the unusual
+quickness and intelligence which she displayed in
+discussing physiological questions. The Professor
+was himself astonished at the accuracy of her
+information. "You have a remarkable range of
+knowledge for a woman, Jeannette," he remarked upon
+more than one occasion. He was even prepared to
+admit that her cerebrum might be of the normal
+weight.
+
+One foggy, drizzling morning they returned to
+Birchespool, for the next day would re-open the
+session, and Professor Ainslie Grey prided himself
+upon having never once in his life failed to
+appear in his lecture-room at the very stroke of
+the hour. Miss Ada Grey welcomed them with a
+constrained cordiality, and handed over the keys of
+office to the new mistress. Mrs. Grey pressed her
+warmly to remain, but she explained that she had
+already accepted an invitation which would engage her
+for some months. The same evening she departed for
+the south of England.
+
+A couple of days later the maid carried a card
+just after breakfast into the library where the
+Professor sat revising his morning lecture. It
+announced the re-arrival of Dr. James M`Murdo
+O'Brien. Their meeting was effusively genial on the
+part of the younger man, and coldly precise on that
+of his former teacher.
+
+"You see there have been changes," said the
+Professor.
+
+"So I heard. Miss Grey told me in her letters,
+and I read the notice in the British Medical Journal.
+So it's really married you are. How quickly and
+quietly you have managed it all!"
+
+"I am constitutionally averse to anything in the
+nature of show or ceremony. My wife is a sensible
+woman--I may even go the length of saying that, for a
+woman, she is abnormally sensible. She quite agreed
+with me in the course which I have adopted."
+
+"And your research on Vallisneria?"
+
+"This matrimonial incident has interrupted it,
+but I have resumed my classes, and we shall soon
+be quite in harness again."
+
+"I must see Miss Grey before I leave England. We
+have corresponded, and I think that all will be well.
+She must come out with me. I don't think I could go
+without her."
+
+The Professor shook his head.
+
+"Your nature is not so weak as you pretend," he
+said. "Questions of this sort are, after all, quite
+subordinate to the great duties of life."
+
+O'Brien smiled.
+
+"You would have me take out my Celtic soul and
+put in a Saxon one," he said. "Either my brain is
+too small or my heart is too big. But when may I
+call and pay my respects to Mrs. Grey? Will she be
+at home this afternoon?"
+
+"She is at home now. Come into the morning-room.
+She will be glad to make your acquaintance."
+
+They walked across the linoleum-paved hall. The
+Professor opened the door of the room, and walked in,
+followed by his friend. Mrs. Grey was sitting in a
+basket-chair by the window, light and fairy-like in a
+loose-flowing, pink morning-gown. Seeing a visitor,
+she rose and swept towards them. The Professor heard
+a dull thud behind him. O'Brien had fallen back into
+a chair, with his hand pressed tight to his side.
+
+"Jinny!" he gasped--"Jinny!"
+
+Mrs. Grey stopped dead in her advance, and stared
+at him with a face from which every expression had
+been struck out, save one of astonishment and horror.
+Then with a sharp intaking of the breath she reeled,
+and would have fallen had the Professor not thrown
+his long, nervous arm round her.
+
+"Try this sofa," said he.
+
+She sank back among the cushions with the same
+white, cold, dead look upon her face. The Professor
+stood with his back to the empty fireplace and
+glanced from the one to the other.
+
+"So, O'Brien," he said at last, "you have already
+made the acquaintance of my wife!"
+
+"Your wife, " cried his friend hoarsely. "She is
+no wife of yours. God help me, she is MY wife."
+
+The Professor stood rigidly upon the hearthrug.
+His long, thin fingers were intertwined, and his head
+sunk a little forward. His two companions had eyes
+only for each other.
+
+"Jinny!" said he.
+
+"James!"
+
+"How could you leave me so, Jinny? How could you
+have the heart to do it? I thought you were dead. I
+mourned for your death--ay, and you have made me
+mourn for you living. You have withered my life."
+
+She made no answer, but lay back among her
+cushions with her eyes still fixed upon him.
+
+"Why do you not speak?"
+
+"Because you are right, James. I HAVE treated
+you cruelly--shamefully. But it is not as bad as you
+think."
+
+"You fled with De Horta."
+
+"No, I did not. At the last moment my better
+nature prevailed. He went alone. But I was ashamed
+to come back after what I had written to you. I
+could not face you. I took passage alone to England
+under a new name, and here I have lived ever since.
+It seemed to me that I was beginning life again. I
+knew that you thought I was drowned. Who could have
+dreamed that fate would throw us together again!
+When the Professor asked me----"
+
+She stopped and gave a gasp for breath.
+
+"You are faint," said the Professor--"keep the
+head low; it aids the cerebral circulation." He
+flattened down the cushion. "I am sorry to leave
+you, O'Brien; but I have my class duties to look to.
+Possibly I may find you here when I return."
+
+With a grim and rigid face he strode out of the
+room. Not one of the three hundred students who
+listened to his lecture saw any change in his manner
+and appearance, or could have guessed that the
+austere gentleman in front of them had found out
+at last how hard it is to rise above one's humanity.
+The lecture over, he performed his routine duties in
+the laboratory, and then drove back to his own house.
+He did not enter by the front door, but passed
+through the garden to the folding glass casement
+which led out of the morning-room. As he approached
+he heard his wife's voice and O'Brien's in loud and
+animated talk. He paused among the rose-bushes,
+uncertain whether to interrupt them or no. Nothing
+was further from his nature than play the
+eavesdropper; but as he stood, still hesitating,
+words fell upon his ear which struck him rigid and
+motionless.
+
+"You are still my wife, Jinny," said O'Brien; "I
+forgive you from the bottom of my heart. I love you,
+and I have never ceased to love you, though you had
+forgotten me."
+
+"No, James, my heart was always in Melbourne. I
+have always been yours. I thought that it was better
+for you that I should seem to be dead."
+
+"You must choose between us now, Jinny. If you
+determine to remain here, I shall not open my lips.
+There shall be no scandal. If, on the other hand,
+you come with me, it's little I care about the
+world's opinion. Perhaps I am as much to blame as
+you. I thought too much of my work and too little of
+my wife."
+
+The Professor heard the cooing, caressing laugh
+which he knew so well.
+
+"I shall go with you, James," she said.
+
+"And the Professor----?"
+
+"The poor Professor! But he will not mind much,
+James; he has no heart."
+
+"We must tell him our resolution."
+
+"There is no need," said Professor Ainslie Grey,
+stepping in through the open casement. "I have
+overheard the latter part of your conversation. I
+hesitated to interrupt you before you came to a
+conclusion."
+
+O'Brien stretched out his hand and took that of
+the woman. They stood together with the sunshine on
+their faces. The Professor paused at the casement
+with his hands behind his back, and his long black
+shadow fell between them.
+
+"You have come to a wise decision," said he. "Go
+back to Australia together, and let what has passed
+be blotted out of your lives."
+
+"But you--you----" stammered O'Brien.
+
+The Professor waved his hand.
+
+"Never trouble about me," he said.
+
+The woman gave a gasping cry.
+
+"What can I do or say?" she wailed. "How could I
+have foreseen this? I thought my old life was dead.
+But it has come back again, with all its hopes and
+its desires. What can I say to you, Ainslie? I
+have brought shame and disgrace upon a worthy man. I
+have blasted your life. How you must hate and loathe
+me! I wish to God that I had never been born!"
+
+"I neither hate nor loathe you, Jeannette," said
+the Professor, quietly. "You are wrong in regretting
+your birth, for you have a worthy mission before you
+in aiding the life-work of a man who has shown
+himself capable of the highest order of scientific
+research. I cannot with justice blame you personally
+for what has occurred. How far the individual monad
+is to be held responsible for hereditary and
+engrained tendencies, is a question upon which
+science has not yet said her last word."
+
+He stood with his finger-tips touching, and his
+body inclined as one who is gravely expounding a
+difficult and impersonal subject. O'Brien had
+stepped forward to say something, but the other's
+attitude and manner froze the words upon his lips.
+Condolence or sympathy would be an impertinence to
+one who could so easily merge his private griefs in
+broad questions of abstract philosophy.
+
+"It is needless to prolong the situation," the
+Professor continued, in the same measured tones. "My
+brougham stands at the door. I beg that you will use
+it as your own. Perhaps it would be as well that you
+should leave the town without unnecessary delay.
+Your things, Jeannette, shall be forwarded."
+
+O'Brien hesitated with a hanging head.
+
+"I hardly dare offer you my hand," he said.
+
+"On the contrary. I think that of the three of
+us you come best out of the affair. You have nothing
+to be ashamed of."
+
+"Your sister----"
+
+"I shall see that the matter is put to her in its
+true light. Good-bye! Let me have a copy of your
+recent research. Good-bye, Jeannette!"
+
+"Good-bye!"
+
+Their hands met, and for one short moment their
+eyes also. It was only a glance, but for the first
+and last time the woman's intuition cast a light for
+itself into the dark places of a strong man's soul.
+She gave a little gasp, and her other hand rested for
+an instant, as white and as light as thistle-down,
+upon his shoulder.
+
+"James, James!" she cried. "Don't you see that he
+is stricken to the heart?"
+
+He turned her quietly away from him.
+
+"I am not an emotional man," he said. "I have my
+duties--my research on Vallisneria. The brougham is
+there. Your cloak is in the hall. Tell John where
+you wish to be driven. He will bring you anything
+you need. Now go."
+
+His last two words were so sudden, so volcanic,
+in such contrast to his measured voice and mask-
+like face, that they swept the two away from
+him. He closed the door behind them and paced slowly
+up and down the room. Then he passed into the
+library and looked out over the wire blind. The
+carriage was rolling away. He caught a last glimpse
+of the woman who had been his wife. He saw the
+feminine droop of her head, and the curve of her
+beautiful throat.
+
+Under some foolish, aimless impulse, he took a
+few quick steps towards the door. Then he turned,
+and throwing himself into his study-chair he plunged
+back into his work.
+
+
+There was little scandal about this singular
+domestic incident. The Professor had few personal
+friends, and seldom went into society. His marriage
+had been so quiet that most of his colleagues had
+never ceased to regard him as a bachelor. Mrs.
+Esdaile and a few others might talk, but their field
+for gossip was limited, for they could only guess
+vaguely at the cause of this sudden separation.
+
+The Professor was as punctual as ever at his
+classes, and as zealous in directing the laboratory
+work of those who studied under him. His own private
+researches were pushed on with feverish energy. It
+was no uncommon thing for his servants, when they
+came down of a morning, to hear the shrill
+scratchings of his tireless pen, or to meet him on
+the staircase as he ascended, grey and silent, to his
+room. In vain his friends assured him that such a
+life must undermine his health. He lengthened his
+hours until day and night were one long, ceaseless
+task.
+
+Gradually under this discipline a change came
+over his appearance. His features, always inclined
+to gauntness, became even sharper and more
+pronounced. There were deep lines about his temples
+and across his brow. His cheek was sunken and his
+complexion bloodless. His knees gave under him when
+he walked; and once when passing out of his lecture-
+room he fell and had to be assisted to his carriage.
+
+This was just before the end of the session and
+soon after the holidays commenced the professors who
+still remained in Birchespool were shocked to hear
+that their brother of the chair of physiology had
+sunk so low that no hopes could be entertained of his
+recovery. Two eminent physicians had consulted over
+his case without being able to give a name to the
+affection from which he suffered. A steadily
+decreasing vitality appeared to be the only symptom--
+a bodily weakness which left the mind unclouded. He
+was much interested himself in his own case, and made
+notes of his subjective sensations as an aid to
+diagnosis. Of his approaching end he spoke in
+his usual unemotional and somewhat pedantic fashion.
+"It is the assertion," he said, "of the liberty of the
+individual cell as opposed to the cell-commune. It
+is the dissolution of a co-operative society. The
+process is one of great interest."
+
+And so one grey morning his co-operative society
+dissolved. Very quietly and softly he sank into his
+eternal sleep. His two physicians felt some slight
+embarrassment when called upon to fill in his
+certificate.
+
+"It is difficult to give it a name," said one.
+
+"Very," said the other.
+
+"If he were not such an unemotional man, I should
+have said that he had died from some sudden nervous
+shock--from, in fact, what the vulgar would call a
+broken heart."
+
+"I don't think poor Grey was that sort of a man
+at all."
+
+"Let us call it cardiac, anyhow," said the older
+physician.
+
+So they did so.
+
+
+
+
+THE CASE OF LADY SANNOX.
+
+
+The relations between Douglas Stone and the
+notorious Lady Sannox were very well known both among
+the fashionable circles of which she was a brilliant
+member, and the scientific bodies which numbered him
+among their most illustrious confreres. There
+was naturally, therefore, a very widespread interest
+when it was announced one morning that the lady had
+absolutely and for ever taken the veil, and that the
+world would see her no more. When, at the very tail
+of this rumour, there came the assurance that the
+celebrated operating surgeon, the man of steel
+nerves, had been found in the morning by his valet,
+seated on one side of his bed, smiling pleasantly
+upon the universe, with both legs jammed into one
+side of his breeches and his great brain about as
+valuable as a cap full of porridge, the matter was
+strong enough to give quite a little thrill of
+interest to folk who had never hoped that their jaded
+nerves were capable of such a sensation.
+
+Douglas Stone in his prime was one of the
+most remarkable men in England. Indeed, he
+could hardly be said to have ever reached his prime,
+for he was but nine-and-thirty at the time of this
+little incident. Those who knew him best were aware
+that, famous as he was as a surgeon, he might have
+succeeded with even greater rapidity in any of a
+dozen lines of life. He could have cut his way to
+fame as a soldier, struggled to it as an explorer,
+bullied for it in the courts, or built it out of
+stone and iron as an engineer. He was born to be
+great, for he could plan what another man dare not
+do, and he could do what another man dare not plan.
+In surgery none could follow him. His nerve, his
+judgment, his intuition, were things apart. Again
+and again his knife cut away death, but grazed the
+very springs of life in doing it, until his
+assistants were as white as the patient. His energy,
+his audacity, his full-blooded self-confidence--does
+not the memory of them still linger to the south of
+Marylebone Road and the north of Oxford Street?
+
+His vices were as magnificent as his virtues, and
+infinitely more picturesque. Large as was his
+income, and it was the third largest of all
+professional men in London, it was far beneath the
+luxury of his living. Deep in his complex nature lay
+a rich vein of sensualism, at the sport of which he
+placed all the prizes of his life. The eye, the
+ear, the touch, the palate--all were his masters.
+The bouquet of old vintages, the scent of rare
+exotics, the curves and tints of the daintiest
+potteries of Europe--it was to these that the quick-
+running stream of gold was transformed. And then
+there came his sudden mad passion for Lady Sannox,
+when a single interview with two challenging glances
+and a whispered word set him ablaze. She was the
+loveliest woman in London, and the only one to him.
+He was one of the handsomest men in London, but not
+the only one to her. She had a liking for new
+experiences, and was gracious to most men who wooed
+her. It may have been cause or it may have been
+effect that Lord Sannox looked fifty, though he was
+but six-and-thirty.
+
+He was a quiet, silent, neutral-tinted man, this
+lord, with thin lips and heavy eyelids, much given to
+gardening, and full of home-like habits. He had at
+one time been fond of acting, had even rented a
+theatre in London, and on its boards had first seen
+Miss Marion Dawson, to whom he had offered his hand,
+his title, and the third of a county. Since his
+marriage this early hobby had become distasteful to
+him. Even in private theatricals it was no longer
+possible to persuade him to exercise the talent which
+he had often shown that he possessed. He was happier
+with a spud and a watering-can among his orchids and
+chrysanthemums.
+
+It was quite an interesting problem whether he
+was absolutely devoid of sense, or miserably wanting
+in spirit. Did he know his lady's ways and condone
+them, or was he a mere blind, doting fool? It was a
+point to be discussed over the teacups in snug little
+drawing-rooms, or with the aid of a cigar in the bow
+windows of clubs. Bitter and plain were the comments
+among men upon his conduct. There was but one who
+had a good word to say for him, and he was the most
+silent member in the smoking-room. He had seen him
+break in a horse at the university, and it seemed to
+have left an impression upon his mind.
+
+But when Douglas Stone became the favourite, all
+doubts as to Lord Sannox's knowledge or ignorance
+were set for ever at rest. There, was no subterfuge
+about Stone. In his high-handed, impetuous fashion,
+he set all caution and discretion at defiance. The
+scandal became notorious. A learned body intimated
+that his name had been struck from the list of its
+vice-presidents. Two friends implored him to
+consider his professional credit. He cursed them all
+three, and spent forty guineas on a bangle to take
+with him to the lady. He was at her house every
+evening, and she drove in his carriage in the
+afternoons. There was not an attempt on either side
+to conceal their relations; but there came at last a
+little incident to interrupt them.
+
+It was a dismal winter's night, very cold and
+gusty, with the wind whooping in the chimneys and
+blustering against the window-panes. A thin spatter
+of rain tinkled on the glass with each fresh sough of
+the gale, drowning for the instant the dull gurgle
+and drip from the eves. Douglas Stone had finished
+his dinner, and sat by his fire in the study, a glass
+of rich port upon the malachite table at his elbow.
+As he raised it to his lips, he held it up against
+the lamplight, and watched with the eye of a
+connoisseur the tiny scales of beeswing which floated
+in its rich ruby depths. The fire, as it spurted up,
+threw fitful lights upon his bold, clear-cut face,
+with its widely-opened grey eyes, its thick and yet
+firm lips, and the deep, square jaw, which had
+something Roman in its strength and its animalism.
+He smiled from time to time as he nestled back in his
+luxurious chair. Indeed, he had a right to feel well
+pleased, for, against the advice of six colleagues,
+he had performed an operation that day of which only
+two cases were on record, and the result had been
+brilliant beyond all expectation. No other man in
+London would have had the daring to plan, or the
+skill to execute, such a heroic measure.
+
+But he had promised Lady Sannox to see her that
+evening and it was already half-past eight. His hand
+was outstretched to the bell to order the
+carriage when he heard the dull thud of the knocker.
+An instant later there was the shuffling of feet in
+the hall, and the sharp closing of a door.
+
+"A patient to see you, sir, in the consulting-
+room, said the butler.
+
+"About himself?"
+
+"No, sir; I think he wants you to go out."
+
+"It is too late, cried Douglas Stone peevishly.
+"I won't go."
+
+"This is his card, sir."
+
+The butler presented it upon the gold salver
+which had been given to his master by the wife of a
+Prime Minister.
+
+"`Hamil Ali, Smyrna.' Hum! The fellow is a
+Turk, I suppose."
+
+"Yes, sir. He seems as if he came from abroad,
+sir. And he's in a terrible way."
+
+"Tut, tut! I have an engagement. I must go
+somewhere else. But I'll see him. Show him in here,
+Pim."
+
+A few moments later the butler swung open the
+door and ushered in a small and decrepit man, who
+walked with a bent back and with the forward push of
+the face and blink of the eyes which goes with
+extreme short sight. His face was swarthy, and his
+hair and beard of the deepest black. In one hand he
+held a turban of white muslin striped with red, in
+the other a small chamois leather bag.
+
+"Good-evening," said Douglas Stone, when the
+butler had closed the door. "You speak English, I
+presume?"
+
+"Yes, sir. I am from Asia Minor, but I speak
+English when I speak slow."
+
+"You wanted me to go out, I understand?"
+
+"Yes, sir. I wanted very much that you should
+see my wife."
+
+"I could come in the morning, but I have an
+engagement which prevents me from seeing your wife
+to-night."
+
+The Turk's answer was a singular one. He pulled
+the string which closed the mouth of the chamois
+leather bag, and poured a flood of gold on to the
+table.
+
+"There are one hundred pounds there," said he,
+"and I promise you that it will not take you an hour.
+I have a cab ready at the door."
+
+Douglas Stone glanced at his watch. An hour
+would not make it too late to visit Lady Sannox. He
+had been there later. And the fee was an
+extraordinarily high one. He had been pressed by his
+creditors lately, and he could not afford to let such
+a chance pass. He would go.
+
+"What is the case?" he asked.
+
+"Oh, it is so sad a one! So sad a one! You have
+not, perhaps, heard of the daggers of the Almohades?"
+
+"Never."
+
+"Ah, they are Eastern daggers of a great age and
+of a singular shape, with the hilt like what you call
+a stirrup. I am a curiosity dealer, you understand,
+and that is why I have come to England from Smyrna,
+but next week I go back once more. Many things I
+brought with me, and I have a few things left, but
+among them, to my sorrow, is one of these daggers."
+
+"You will remember that I have an appointment,
+sir," said the surgeon, with some irritation. "Pray
+confine yourself to the necessary details."
+
+"You will see that it is necessary. To-day my
+wife fell down in a faint in the room in which I keep
+my wares, and she cut her lower lip upon this cursed
+dagger of Almohades."
+
+"I see," said Douglas Stone, rising. "And you
+wish me to dress the wound? "
+
+"No, no, it is worse than that."
+
+"What then?"
+
+"These daggers are poisoned."
+
+"Poisoned!"
+
+"Yes, and there is no man, East or West, who can
+tell now what is the poison or what the cure. But
+all that is known I know, for my father was in this
+trade before me, and we have had much to do with
+these poisoned weapons."
+
+"What are the symptoms?"
+
+"Deep sleep, and death in thirty hours."
+
+"And you say there is no cure. Why then should
+you pay me this considerable fee?"
+
+"No drug can cure, but the knife may."
+
+"And how?"
+
+"The poison is slow of absorption. It remains
+for hours in the wound."
+
+"Washing, then, might cleanse it?"
+
+"No more than in a snake-bite. It is too subtle
+and too deadly."
+
+"Excision of the wound, then?"
+
+"That is it. If it be on the finger, take the
+finger off. So said my father always. But think of
+where this wound is, and that it is my wife. It is
+dreadful!"
+
+But familiarity with such grim matters may take
+the finer edge from a man's sympathy. To Douglas
+Stone this was already an interesting case, and he
+brushed aside as irrelevant the feeble objections of
+the husband.
+
+"It appears to be that or nothing," said he
+brusquely. It is better to lose a lip than a life."
+
+"Ah, yes, I know that you are right. Well, well,
+it is kismet, and must be faced. I have the cab, and
+you will come with me and do this thing."
+
+Douglas Stone took his case of bistouries from a
+drawer, and placed it with a roll of bandage and a
+compress of lint in his pocket. He must waste
+no more time if he were to see Lady Sannox.
+
+"I am ready," said he, pulling on his overcoat.
+Will you take a glass of wine before you go out into
+this cold air?"
+
+His visitor shrank away, with a protesting hand
+upraised.
+
+"You forget that I am a Mussulman, and a true
+follower of the Prophet," said he. "But tell me what
+is the bottle of green glass which you have placed in
+your pocket?"
+
+"It is chloroform."
+
+"Ah, that also is forbidden to us. It is a
+spirit, and we make no use of such things."
+
+"What! You would allow your wife to go through
+an operation without an anaesthetic?"
+
+"Ah! she will feel nothing, poor soul. The deep
+sleep has already come on, which is the first working
+of the poison. And then I have given her of our
+Smyrna opium. Come, sir, for already an hour has
+passed."
+
+As they stepped out into the darkness, a sheet of
+rain was driven in upon their faces, and the hall
+lamp, which dangled from the arm of a marble
+caryatid, went out with a fluff. Pim, the butler,
+pushed the heavy door to, straining hard with his
+shoulder against the wind, while the two men groped
+their way towards the yellow glare which showed where
+the cab was waiting. An instant later they were
+rattling upon their journey.
+
+"Is it far?" asked Douglas Stone.
+
+"Oh, no. We have a very little quiet place off
+the Euston Road."
+
+The surgeon pressed the spring of his repeater
+and listened to the little tings which told him the
+hour. It was a quarter past nine. He calculated the
+distances, and the short time which it would take him
+to perform so trivial an operation. He ought to
+reach Lady Sannox by ten o'clock. Through the fogged
+windows he saw the blurred gas-lamps dancing past,
+with occasionally the broader glare of a shop front.
+The rain was pelting and rattling upon the leathern
+top of the carriage and the wheels swashed as they
+rolled through puddle and mud. Opposite to him the
+white headgear of his companion gleamed faintly
+through the obscurity. The surgeon felt in his
+pockets and arranged his needles, his ligatures and
+his safety-pins, that no time might be wasted when
+they arrived. He chafed with impatience and drummed
+his foot upon the floor.
+
+But the cab slowed down at last and pulled up.
+In an instant Douglas Stone was out, and the Smyrna
+merchant's toe was at his very heel.
+
+"You can wait," said he to the driver.
+
+It was a mean-looking house in a narrow and
+sordid street. The surgeon, who knew his London
+well, cast a swift glance into the shadows, but
+there was nothing distinctive--no shop, no movement,
+nothing but a double line of dull, flat-faced houses,
+a double stretch of wet flagstones which gleamed in
+the lamplight, and a double rush of water in the
+gutters which swirled and gurgled towards the sewer
+gratings. The door which faced them was blotched and
+discoloured, and a faint light in the fan pane above
+it served to show the dust and the grime which
+covered it. Above, in one of the bedroom windows,
+there was a dull yellow glimmer. The merchant
+knocked loudly, and, as he turned his dark face
+towards the light, Douglas Stone could see that it
+was contracted with anxiety. A bolt was drawn, and
+an elderly woman with a taper stood in the doorway,
+shielding the thin flame with her gnarled hand.
+
+"Is all well?" gasped the merchant.
+
+"She is as you left her, sir."
+
+"She has not spoken?"
+
+"No; she is in a deep sleep."
+
+The merchant closed the door, and Douglas Stone
+walked down the narrow passage, glancing about him in
+some surprise as he did so. There was no oilcloth,
+no mat, no hat-rack. Deep grey dust and heavy
+festoons of cobwebs met his eyes everywhere.
+Following the old woman up the winding stair, his
+firm footfall echoed harshly through the silent
+house. There was no carpet.
+
+The bedroom was on the second landing. Douglas
+Stone followed the old nurse into it, with the
+merchant at his heels. Here, at least, there was
+furniture and to spare. The floor was littered and
+the corners piled with Turkish cabinets, inlaid
+tables, coats of chain mail, strange pipes, and
+grotesque weapons. A single small lamp stood upon a
+bracket on the wall. Douglas Stone took it down, and
+picking his way among the lumber, walked over to a
+couch in the corner, on which lay a woman dressed in
+the Turkish fashion, with yashmak and veil. The
+lower part of the face was exposed, and the surgeon
+saw a jagged cut which zigzagged along the border of
+the under lip.
+
+"You will forgive the yashmak," said the Turk.
+"You know our views about woman in the East."
+
+But the surgeon was not thinking about the
+yashmak. This was no longer a woman to him. It was
+a case. He stooped and examined the wound carefully.
+
+"There are no signs of irritation," said he. "We
+might delay the operation until local symptoms
+develop."
+
+The husband wrung his hands in incontrollable
+agitation.
+
+"Oh! sir, sir!" he cried. "Do not trifle. You do
+not know. It is deadly. I know, and I give you
+my assurance that an operation is absolutely
+necessary. Only the knife can save her."
+
+"And yet I am inclined to wait," said Douglas
+Stone.
+
+"That is enough!" the Turk cried, angrily.
+"Every minute is of importance, and I cannot stand
+here and see my wife allowed to sink. It only
+remains for me to give you my thanks for having come,
+and to call in some other surgeon before it is too
+late."
+
+Douglas Stone hesitated. To refund that hundred
+pounds was no pleasant matter. But of course if he
+left the case he must return the money. And if the
+Turk were right and the woman died, his position
+before a coroner might be an embarrassing one.
+
+"You have had personal experience of this
+poison?" he asked.
+
+"I have."
+
+"And you assure me that an operation is needful."
+
+"I swear it by all that I hold sacred."
+
+"The disfigurement will be frightful."
+
+"I can understand that the mouth will not be a
+pretty one to kiss."
+
+Douglas Stone turned fiercely upon the man. The
+speech was a brutal one. But the Turk has his own
+fashion of talk and of thought, and there was no time
+for wrangling. Douglas Stone drew a bistoury
+from his case, opened it and felt the keen straight
+edge with his forefinger. Then he held the lamp
+closer to the bed. Two dark eyes were gazing up at
+him through the slit in the yashmak. They were all
+iris, and the pupil was hardly to be seen.
+
+"You have given her a very heavy dose of opium."
+
+"Yes, she has had a good dose."
+
+He glanced again at the dark eyes which looked
+straight at his own. They were dull and lustreless,
+but, even as he gazed, a little shifting sparkle came
+into them, and the lips quivered.
+
+"She is not absolutely unconscious," said he.
+
+"Would it not be well to use the knife while it
+would be painless?"
+
+The same thought had crossed the surgeon's mind.
+He grasped the wounded lip with his forceps, and with
+two swift cuts he took out a broad V-shaped piece.
+The woman sprang up on the couch with a dreadful
+gurgling scream. Her covering was torn from her
+face. It was a face that he knew. In spite of that
+protruding upper lip and that slobber of blood, it
+was a face that he knew. She kept on putting her
+hand up to the gap and screaming. Douglas Stone sat
+down at the foot of the couch with his knife and his
+forceps. The room was whirling round, and he had
+felt something go like a ripping seam behind his
+ear. A bystander would have said that his face
+was the more ghastly of the two. As in a dream, or
+as if he had been looking at something at the play,
+he was conscious that the Turk's hair and beard lay
+upon the table, and that Lord Sannox was leaning
+against the wall with his hand to his side, laughing
+silently. The screams had died away now, and the
+dreadful head had dropped back again upon the pillow,
+but Douglas Stone still sat motionless, and Lord
+Sannox still chuckled quietly to himself.
+
+"It was really very necessary for Marion, this
+operation," said he, "not physically, but morally,
+you know, morally."
+
+Douglas Stone stooped forwards and began to play
+with the fringe of the coverlet. His knife tinkled
+down upon the ground, but he still held the forceps
+and something more.
+
+"I had long intended to make a little example,"
+said Lord Sannox, suavely. "Your note of Wednesday
+miscarried, and I have it here in my pocket-book. I
+took some pains in carrying out my idea. The wound,
+by the way, was from nothing more dangerous than my
+signet ring."
+
+He glanced keenly at his silent companion, and
+cocked the small revolver which he held in his coat
+pocket. But Douglas Stone was still picking at the
+coverlet.
+
+"You see you have kept your appointment after
+all," said Lord Sannox.
+
+And at that Douglas Stone began to laugh. He
+laughed long and loudly. But Lord Sannox did
+not laugh now. Something like fear sharpened and
+hardened his features. He walked from the room, and
+he walked on tiptoe. The old woman was waiting
+outside.
+
+"Attend to your mistress when she awakes," said
+Lord Sannox.
+
+Then he went down to the street. The cab was at
+the door, and the driver raised his hand to his hat.
+
+"John," said Lord Sannox, "you will take the
+doctor home first. He will want leading downstairs,
+I think. Tell his butler that he has been taken ill
+at a case."
+
+"Very good, sir."
+
+"Then you can take Lady Sannox home."
+
+"And how about yourself, sir?"
+
+"Oh, my address for the next few months will be
+Hotel di Roma, Venice. Just see that the letters are
+sent on. And tell Stevens to exhibit all the purple
+chrysanthemums next Monday and to wire me the
+result."
+
+
+
+
+A QUESTION OF DIPLOMACY.
+
+
+The Foreign Minister was down with the gout. For
+a week he had been confined to the house, and he had
+missed two Cabinet Councils at a time when the
+pressure upon his department was severe. It is true
+that he had an excellent undersecretary and an
+admirable staff, but the Minister was a man of such
+ripe experience and of such proven sagacity that
+things halted in his absence. When his firm hand was
+at the wheel the great ship of State rode easily and
+smoothly upon her way; when it was removed she yawed
+and staggered until twelve British editors rose up in
+their omniscience and traced out twelve several
+courses, each of which was the sole and only path to
+safety. Then it was that the Opposition said vain
+things, and that the harassed Prime Minister prayed
+for his absent colleague.
+
+The Foreign Minister sat in his dressing-room in
+the great house in Cavendish Square. It was May, and
+the square garden shot up like a veil of green in
+front of his window, but, in spite of the
+sunshine, a fire crackled and sputtered in the grate
+of the sick-room. In a deep-red plush armchair sat
+the great statesman, his head leaning back upon a
+silken pillow, one foot stretched forward and
+supported upon a padded rest. His deeply-lined,
+finely-chiselled face and slow-moving, heavily-
+pouched eyes were turned upwards towards the carved
+and painted ceiling, with that inscrutable expression
+which had been the despair and the admiration of his
+Continental colleagues upon the occasion of the
+famous Congress when he had made his first appearance
+in the arena of European diplomacy. Yet at the
+present moment his capacity for hiding his emotions
+had for the instant failed him, for about the lines
+of his strong, straight mouth and the puckers of his
+broad, overhanging forehead, there were sufficient
+indications of the restlessness and impatience which
+consumed him.
+
+And indeed there was enough to make a man chafe,
+for he had much to think of and yet was bereft of the
+power of thought. There was, for example, that
+question of the Dobrutscha and the navigation of the
+mouths of the Danube which was ripe for settlement.
+The Russian Chancellor had sent a masterly statement
+upon the subject, and it was the pet ambition of our
+Minister to answer it in a worthy fashion. Then
+there was the blockade of Crete, and the British
+fleet lying off Cape Matapan, waiting for
+instructions which might change the course of
+European history. And there were those three
+unfortunate Macedonian tourists, whose friends were
+momentarily expecting to receive their ears or their
+fingers in default of the exorbitant ransom which had
+been demanded. They must be plucked out of those
+mountains, by force or by diplomacy, or an outraged
+public would vent its wrath upon Downing Street. All
+these questions pressed for a solution, and yet here
+was the Foreign Minister of England, planted in an
+arm-chair, with his whole thoughts and attention
+riveted upon the ball of his right toe! It was
+humiliating--horribly humiliating! His reason
+revolted at it. He had been a respecter of himself,
+a respecter of his own will; but what sort of a
+machine was it which could be utterly thrown out of
+gear by a little piece of inflamed gristle? He
+groaned and writhed among his cushions.
+
+But, after all, was it quite impossible that he
+should go down to the House? Perhaps the doctor was
+exaggerating the situation. There was a Cabinet
+Council that day. He glanced at his watch. It must
+be nearly over by now. But at least he might perhaps
+venture to drive down as far as Westminster. He
+pushed back the little round table with its bristle
+of medicine-bottles, and levering himself up with a
+hand upon either arm of the chair, he clutched a
+thick oak stick and hobbled slowly across the room.
+For a moment as he moved, his energy of mind and body
+seemed to return to him. The British fleet should
+sail from Matapan. Pressure should be brought to
+bear upon the Turks. The Greeks should be shown--Ow!
+In an instant the Mediterranean was blotted out, and
+nothing remained but that huge, undeniable,
+intrusive, red-hot toe. He staggered to the window
+and rested his left hand upon the ledge, while he
+propped himself upon his stick with his right.
+Outside lay the bright, cool, square garden, a few
+well-dressed passers-by, and a single, neatly-
+appointed carriage, which was driving away from his
+own door. His quick eye caught the coat-of-arms on
+the panel, and his lips set for a moment and his
+bushy eyebrows gathered ominously with a deep furrow
+between them. He hobbled back to his seat and struck
+the gong which stood upon the table.
+
+"Your mistress!" said he as the serving-man
+entered.
+
+It was clear that it was impossible to think of
+going to the House. The shooting up his leg warned
+him that his doctor had not overestimated the
+situation. But he had a little mental worry now
+which had for the moment eclipsed his physical
+ailments. He tapped the ground impatiently with his
+stick until the door of the dressing-room swung
+open, and a tall, elegant lady of rather more than
+middle age swept into the chamber. Her hair was
+touched with grey, but her calm, sweet face had all
+the freshness of youth, and her gown of green shot
+plush, with a sparkle of gold passementerie at her
+bosom and shoulders, showed off the lines of her fine
+figure to their best advantage.
+
+"You sent for me, Charles?"
+
+"Whose carriage was that which drove away just
+now?"
+
+"Oh, you've been up!" she cried, shaking an
+admonitory forefinger. "What an old dear it is! How
+can you be so rash? What am I to say to Sir William
+when he comes? You know that he gives up his cases
+when they are insubordinate."
+
+"In this instance the case may give him up," said
+the Minister, peevishly; "but I must beg, Clara, that
+you will answer my question."
+
+"Oh! the carriage! It must have been Lord Arthur
+Sibthorpe's."
+
+"I saw the three chevrons upon the panel,"
+muttered the invalid.
+
+His lady had pulled herself a little straighter
+and opened her large blue eyes.
+
+"Then why ask?" she said. "One might almost
+think, Charles, that you were laying a trap! Did you
+expect that I should deceive you? You have not had
+your lithia powder."
+
+"For Heaven's sake, leave it alone! I asked
+because I was surprised that Lord Arthur should call
+here. I should have fancied, Clara, that I had made
+myself sufficiently clear on that point. Who
+received him?"
+
+"I did. That is, I and Ida."
+
+"I will not have him brought into contact with
+Ida. I do not approve of it. The matter has gone
+too far already."
+
+Lady Clara seated herself on a velvet-topped
+footstool, and bent her stately figure over the
+Minister's hand, which she patted softly between her
+own.
+
+"Now you have said it, Charles," said she. "It
+has gone too far--I give you my word, dear, that I
+never suspected it until it was past all mending. I
+may be to blame--no doubt I am; but it was all so
+sudden. The tail end of the season and a week at
+Lord Donnythorne's. That was all. But oh! Charlie,
+she loves him so, and she is our only one! How can
+we make her miserable?"
+
+"Tut, tut!" cried the Minister impatiently,
+slapping on the plush arm of his chair. "This is too
+much. I tell you, Clara, I give you my word, that
+all my official duties, all the affairs of this great
+empire, do not give me the trouble that Ida does."
+
+"But she is our only one, Charles."
+
+"The more reason that she should not make a
+mesalliance."
+
+"Mesalliance, Charles! Lord Arthur
+Sibthorpe, son of the Duke of Tavistock, with a
+pedigree from the Heptarchy. Debrett takes them
+right back to Morcar, Earl of Northumberland."
+
+The Minister shrugged his shoulders.
+
+"Lord Arthur is the fourth son of the poorest
+duke in England," said he. "He has neither prospects
+nor profession."
+
+"But, oh! Charlie, you could find him both."
+
+"I do not like him. I do not care for the
+connection."
+
+"But consider Ida! You know how frail her health
+is. Her whole soul is set upon him. You would not
+have the heart, Charles, to separate them?"
+
+There was a tap at the door. Lady Clara swept
+towards it and threw it open.
+
+"Yes, Thomas?"
+
+"If you please, my lady, the Prime Minister is
+below."
+
+"Show him up, Thomas."
+
+"Now, Charlie, you must not excite yourself over
+public matters. Be very good and cool and
+reasonable, like a darling. I am sure that I may
+trust you."
+
+She threw her light shawl round the invalid's
+shoulders, and slipped away into the bed-room as
+the great man was ushered in at the door of the
+dressing-room.
+
+"My dear Charles," said he cordially, stepping
+into the room with all the boyish briskness for which
+he was famous, "I trust that you find yourself a
+little better. Almost ready for harness, eh? We
+miss you sadly, both in the House and in the Council.
+Quite a storm brewing over this Grecian business.
+The Times took a nasty line this morning."
+
+"So I saw," said the invalid, smiling up at his
+chief. "Well, well, we must let them see that the
+country is not entirely ruled from Printing House
+Square yet. We must keep our own course without
+faltering."
+
+"Certainly, Charles, most undoubtedly," assented
+the Prime Minister, with his hands in his pockets.
+
+"It was so kind of you to call. I am all
+impatience to know what was done in the Council."
+
+"Pure formalities, nothing more. By-the-way, the
+Macedonian prisoners are all right."
+
+"Thank Goodness for that! "
+
+"We adjourned all other business until we should
+have you with us next week. The question of a
+dissolution begins to press. The reports from the
+provinces are excellent."
+
+The Foreign Minister moved impatiently and
+groaned.
+
+"We must really straighten up our foreign
+business a little," said he. "I must get Novikoff's
+Note answered. It is clever, but the fallacies are
+obvious. I wish, too, we could clear up the Afghan
+frontier. This illness is most exasperating. There
+is so much to be done, but my brain is clouded.
+Sometimes I think it is the gout, and sometimes I put
+it down to the colchicum."
+
+"What will our medical autocrat say?" laughed the
+Prime Minister. "You are so irreverent, Charles.
+With a bishop one may feel at one's ease. They are
+not beyond the reach of argument. But a doctor with
+his stethoscope and thermometer is a thing apart.
+Your reading does not impinge upon him. He is
+serenely above you. And then, of course, he takes
+you at a disadvantage. With health and strength one
+might cope with him. Have you read Hahnemann? What
+are your views upon Hahnemann?"
+
+The invalid knew his illustrious colleague too
+well to follow him down any of those by-paths of
+knowledge in which he delighted to wander. To his
+intensely shrewd and practical mind there was
+something repellent in the waste of energy involved
+in a discussion upon the Early Church or the twenty-
+seven principles of Mesmer. It was his custom to
+slip past such conversational openings with a quick
+step and an averted face.
+
+"I have hardly glanced at his writings," said he.
+"By-the-way, I suppose that there was no special
+departmental news?"
+
+"Ah! I had almost forgotten. Yes, it was one of
+the things which I had called to tell you. Sir
+Algernon Jones has resigned at Tangier. There is a
+vacancy there."
+
+"It had better be filled at once. The longer
+delay the more applicants."
+
+"Ah, patronage, patronage!" sighed the Prime
+Minister. "Every vacancy makes one doubtful friend
+and a dozen very positive enemies. Who so bitter as
+the disappointed place-seeker? But you are right,
+Charles. Better fill it at once, especially as there
+is some little trouble in Morocco. I understand that
+the Duke of Tavistock would like the place for his
+fourth son, Lord Arthur Sibthorpe. We are under some
+obligation to the Duke."
+
+The Foreign Minister sat up eagerly.
+
+"My dear friend," he said, "it is the very
+appointment which I should have suggested. Lord
+Arthur would be very much better in Tangier at
+present than in--in----"
+
+"Cavendish Square?" hazarded his chief, with a
+little arch query of his eyebrows.
+
+"Well, let us say London. He has manner and
+tact. He was at Constantinople in Norton's time."
+
+"Then he talks Arabic?"
+
+"A smattering. But his French is good."
+
+"Speaking of Arabic, Charles, have you dipped
+into Averroes?"
+
+"No, I have not. But the appointment would be an
+excellent one in every way. Would you have the great
+goodness to arrange the matter in my absence?"
+
+"Certainly, Charles, certainly. Is there
+anything else that I can do?"
+
+"No. I hope to be in the House by Monday."
+
+"I trust so. We miss you at every turn. The
+Times will try to make mischief over that Grecian
+business. A leader-writer is a terribly
+irresponsible thing, Charles. There is no method by
+which he may be confuted, however preposterous his
+assertions. Good-bye! Read Porson! Goodbye!"
+
+He shook the invalid's hand, gave a jaunty wave
+of his broad-brimmed hat, and darted out of the room
+with the same elasticity and energy with which he had
+entered it.
+
+The footman had already opened the great folding
+door to usher the illustrious visitor to his
+carriage, when a lady stepped from the drawing-room
+and touched him on the sleeve. From behind the half-
+closed portiere of stamped velvet a little pale face
+peeped out, half-curious, half-frightened.
+
+"May I have one word?"
+
+"Surely, Lady Clara."
+
+"I hope it is not intrusive. I would not for the
+world overstep the limits----"
+
+"My dear Lady Clara!" interrupted the Prime
+Minister, with a youthful bow and wave.
+
+"Pray do not answer me if I go too far. But I
+know that Lord Arthur Sibthorpe has applied for
+Tangier. Would it be a liberty if I asked you what
+chance he has?"
+
+"The post is filled up."
+
+"Oh!"
+
+In the foreground and background there was a
+disappointed face.
+
+"And Lord Arthur has it."
+
+The Prime Minister chuckled over his little piece
+of roguery.
+
+"We have just decided it," he continued.
+
+"Lord Arthur must go in a week. I am delighted
+to perceive, Lady Clara, that the appointment has
+your approval. Tangier is a place of extraordinary
+interest. Catherine of Braganza and Colonel Kirke
+will occur to your memory. Burton has written well
+upon Northern Africa. I dine at Windsor, so I am
+sure that you will excuse my leaving you. I trust
+that Lord Charles will be better. He can hardly fail
+to be so with such a nurse."
+
+He bowed, waved, and was off down the steps
+to his brougham. As he drove away, Lady Clara
+could see that he was already deeply absorbed in a
+paper-covered novel.
+
+She pushed back the velvet curtains, and returned
+into the drawing-room. Her daughter stood in the
+sunlight by the window, tall, fragile, and exquisite,
+her features and outline not unlike her mother's, but
+frailer, softer, more delicate. The golden light
+struck one half of her high-bred, sensitive face, and
+glimmered upon her thickly-coiled flaxen hair,
+striking a pinkish tint from her closely-cut costume
+of fawn-coloured cloth with its dainty cinnamon
+ruchings. One little soft frill of chiffon nestled
+round her throat, from which the white, graceful neck
+and well-poised head shot up like a lily amid moss.
+Her thin white hands were pressed together, and her
+blue eyes turned beseechingly upon her mother.
+
+"Silly girl! Silly girl!" said the matron,
+answering that imploring look. She put her hands
+upon her daughter's sloping shoulders and drew her
+towards her. "It is a very nice place for a short
+time. It will be a stepping stone."
+
+"But oh! mamma, in a week! Poor Arthur!"
+
+"He will be happy."
+
+"What! happy to part?"
+
+"He need not part. You shall go with him."
+
+"Oh! mamma!"
+
+"Yes, I say it."
+
+"Oh! mamma, in a week?"
+
+"Yes indeed. A great deal may be done in a week.
+I shall order your trousseau to-day."
+
+"Oh! you dear, sweet angel! But I am so
+frightened! And papa? Oh! dear, I am so
+frightened!"
+
+"Your papa is a diplomatist, dear."
+
+"Yes, ma."
+
+"But, between ourselves, he married a diplomatist
+too. If he can manage the British Empire, I think
+that I can manage him, Ida. How long have you been
+engaged, child?"
+
+"Ten weeks, mamma."
+
+"Then it is quite time it came to a head. Lord
+Arthur cannot leave England without you. You must go
+to Tangier as the Minister's wife. Now, you will sit
+there on the settee, dear, and let me manage
+entirely. There is Sir William's carriage! I do
+think that I know how to manage Sir William. James,
+just ask the doctor to step in this way!"
+
+A heavy, two-horsed carriage had drawn up at the
+door, and there came a single stately thud upon the
+knocker. An instant afterwards the drawing-room door
+flew open and the footman ushered in the famous
+physician. He was a small man, clean-shaven, with
+the old-fashioned black dress and white cravat with
+high-standing collar. He swung his golden pince-
+nez in his right hand as he walked, and bent
+forward with a peering, blinking expression, which
+was somehow suggestive of the dark and complex cases
+through which he had seen.
+
+"Ah" said he, as he entered. "My young patient!
+I am glad of the opportunity."
+
+"Yes, I wish to speak to you about her, Sir
+William. Pray take this arm-chair."
+
+"Thank you, I will sit beside her," said he,
+taking his place upon the settee. "She is looking
+better, less anaemic unquestionably, and a fuller
+pulse. Quite a little tinge of colour, and yet not
+hectic."
+
+"I feel stronger, Sir William."
+
+"But she still has the pain in the side."
+
+"Ah, that pain!" He tapped lightly under the
+collar-bones, and then bent forward with his biaural
+stethoscope in either ear. "Still a trace of
+dulness--still a slight crepitation," he murmured.
+
+"You spoke of a change, doctor."
+
+"Yes, certainly a judicious change might be
+advisable."
+
+"You said a dry climate. I wish to do to the
+letter what you recommend."
+
+"You have always been model patients."
+
+"We wish to be. You said a dry climate."
+
+"Did I? I rather forget the particulars of our
+conversation. But a dry climate is certainly
+indicated."
+
+"Which one?"
+
+"Well, I think really that a patient should be
+allowed some latitude. I must not exact too rigid
+discipline. There is room for individual choice--the
+Engadine, Central Europe, Egypt, Algiers, which you
+like."
+
+"I hear that Tangier is also recommended."
+
+"Oh, yes, certainly; it is very dry."
+
+"You hear, Ida? Sir William says that you are to
+go to Tangier."
+
+"Or any----"
+
+"No, no, Sir William! We feel safest when we are
+most obedient. You have said Tangier, and we shall
+certainly try Tangier."
+
+"Really, Lady Clara, your implicit faith is most
+flattering. It is not everyone who would sacrifice
+their own plans and inclinations so readily."
+
+"We know your skill and your experience, Sir
+William. Ida shall try Tangier. I am convinced that
+she will be benefited."
+
+"I have no doubt of it."
+
+"But you know Lord Charles. He is just a little
+inclined to decide medical matters as he would an
+affair of State. I hope that you will be firm with
+him."
+
+"As long as Lord Charles honours me so far as to
+ask my advice I am sure that he would not place me in
+the false position of having that advice
+disregarded."
+
+The medical baronet whirled round the cord of his
+pince-nez and pushed out a protesting hand.
+
+"No, no, but you must be firm on the point of
+Tangier."
+
+"Having deliberately formed the opinion that
+Tangier is the best place for our young patient, I do
+not think that I shall readily change my conviction."
+
+"Of course not."
+
+"I shall speak to Lord Charles upon the subject
+now when I go upstairs."
+
+"Pray do."
+
+"And meanwhile she will continue her present
+course of treatment. I trust that the warm African
+air may send her back in a few months with all her
+energy restored."
+
+He bowed in the courteous, sweeping, old-world
+fashion which had done so much to build up his ten
+thousand a year, and, with the stealthy gait of a man
+whose life is spent in sick-rooms, he followed the
+footman upstairs.
+
+As the red velvet curtains swept back into
+position, the Lady Ida threw her arms round her
+mother's neck and sank her face on to her bosom.
+
+"Oh! mamma, you ARE a diplomatist!" she
+cried.
+
+But her mother's expression was rather that
+of the general who looked upon the first smoke
+of the guns than of one who had won the victory.
+
+"All will be right, dear," said she, glancing
+down at the fluffy yellow curls and tiny ear. "There
+is still much to be done, but I think we may venture
+to order the trousseau."
+
+"Oh I how brave you are!"
+
+"Of course, it will in any case be a very quiet
+affair. Arthur must get the license. I do not
+approve of hole-and-corner marriages, but where the
+gentleman has to take up an official position some
+allowance must be made. We can have Lady Hilda
+Edgecombe, and the Trevors, and the Grevilles, and I
+am sure that the Prime Minister would run down if he
+could."
+
+"And papa?"
+
+"Oh, yes; he will come too, if he is well enough.
+We must wait until Sir William goes, and, meanwhile,
+I shall write to Lord Arthur."
+
+Half an hour had passed, and quite a number of
+notes had been dashed off in the fine, bold, park-
+paling handwriting of the Lady Clara, when the door
+clashed, and the wheels of the doctor's carriage were
+heard grating outside against the kerb. The Lady
+Clara laid down her pen, kissed her daughter, and
+started off for the sick-room. The Foreign Minister
+was lying back in his chair, with a red silk
+handkerchief over his forehead, and his bulbous,
+cotton-wadded foot still protruding upon its rest.
+
+"I think it is almost liniment time," said Lady
+Clara, shaking a blue crinkled bottle. "Shall I put
+on a little?"
+
+"Oh! this pestilent toe!" groaned the sufferer.
+"Sir William won't hear of my moving yet. I do
+think he is the most completely obstinate and pig-
+headed man that I have ever met. I tell him that he
+has mistaken his profession, and that I could find
+him a post at Constantinople. We need a mule out
+there."
+
+"Poor Sir William!" laughed Lady Clara. But how
+has he roused your wrath?"
+
+"He is so persistent-so dogmatic."
+
+"Upon what point? "
+
+"Well, he has been laying down the law about Ida.
+He has decreed, it seems, that she is to go to
+Tangier."
+
+"He said something to that effect before he went
+up to you."
+
+"Oh, he did, did he?"
+
+The slow-moving, inscrutable eye came sliding
+round to her.
+
+Lady Clara's face had assumed an expression of
+transparent obvious innocence, an intrusive candour
+which is never seen in nature save when a woman is
+bent upon deception.
+
+"He examined her lungs, Charles. He did not
+say much, but his expression was very grave."
+
+"Not to say owlish," interrupted the Minister.
+
+"No, no, Charles; it is no laughing matter. He
+said that she must have a change. I am sure that he
+thought more than he said. He spoke of dulness and
+crepitation. and the effects of the African air.
+Then the talk turned upon dry, bracing health
+resorts, and he agreed that Tangier was the place.
+He said that even a few months there would work a
+change."
+
+"And that was all?"
+
+"Yes, that was all."
+
+Lord Charles shrugged his shoulders with the air
+of a man who is but half convinced.
+
+"But of course," said Lady Clara, serenely, if
+you think it better that Ida should not go she shall
+not. The only thing is that if she should get worse
+we might feel a little uncomfortable afterwards. In
+a weakness of that sort a very short time may make a
+difference. Sir William evidently thought the matter
+critical. Still, there is no reason why he should
+influence you. It is a little responsibility,
+however. If you take it all upon yourself and free
+me from any of it, so that afterwards----"
+
+"My dear Clara, how you do croak!"
+
+"Oh! I don't wish to do that, Charles. But
+you remember what happened to Lord Bellamy's
+child. She was just Ida's age. That was another
+case in which Sir William's advice was disregarded."
+
+Lord Charles groaned impatiently.
+
+"I have not disregarded it," said he.
+
+"No, no, of course not. I know your strong
+sense, and your good heart too well, dear. You were
+very wisely looking at both sides of the question.
+That is what we poor women cannot do. It is emotion
+against reason, as I have often heard you say. We
+are swayed this way and that, but you men are
+persistent, and so you gain your way with us. But I
+am so pleased that you have decided for Tangier."
+
+"Have I?"
+
+"Well, dear, you said that you would not
+disregard Sir William."
+
+"Well, Clara, admitting that Ida is to go to
+Tangier, you will allow that it is impossible for me
+to escort her?
+
+"Utterly."
+
+"And for you?
+
+"While you are ill my place is by your side."
+
+"There is your sister?"
+
+"She is going to Florida."
+
+"Lady Dumbarton, then?"
+
+"She is nursing her father. It is out of the
+question."
+
+"Well, then, whom can we possibly ask?
+Especially just as the season is commencing. You
+see, Clara, the fates fight against Sir William."
+
+His wife rested her elbows against the back of
+the great red chair, and passed her fingers through
+the statesman's grizzled curls, stooping down as she
+did so until her lips were close to his ear.
+
+"There is Lord Arthur Sibthorpe," said she
+softly.
+
+Lord Charles bounded in his chair, and muttered a
+word or two such as were more frequently heard from
+Cabinet Ministers in Lord Melbourne's time than now.
+
+"Are you mad, Clara!" he cried. "What can have
+put such a thought into your head?"
+
+"The Prime Minister."
+
+"Who? The Prime Minister?"
+
+"Yes, dear. Now do, do be good! Or perhaps I
+had better not speak to you about it any more."
+
+"Well, I really think that you have gone rather
+too far to retreat."
+
+"It was the Prime Minister, then, who told me
+that Lord Arthur was going to Tangier."
+
+"It is a fact, though it had escaped my memory
+for the instant."
+
+"And then came Sir William with his advice
+about Ida. Oh! Charlie, it is surely more than
+a coincidence!"
+
+"I am convinced," said Lord Charles, with his
+shrewd, questioning gaze, "that it is very much more
+than a coincidence, Lady Clara. You are a very
+clever woman, my dear. A born manager and
+organiser."
+
+Lady Clara brushed past the compliment.
+
+"Think of our own young days, Charlie," she
+whispered, with her fingers still toying with his
+hair. "What were you then? A poor man, not even
+Ambassador at Tangier. But I loved you, and believed
+in you, and have I ever regretted it? Ida loves and
+believes in Lord Arthur, and why should she ever
+regret it either?"
+
+Lord Charles was silent. His eyes were fixed
+upon the green branches which waved outside the
+window; but his mind had flashed back to a Devonshire
+country-house of thirty years ago, and to the one
+fateful evening when, between old yew hedges, he
+paced along beside a slender girl, and poured out to
+her his hopes, his fears, and his ambitious. He took
+the white, thin hand and pressed it to his lips.
+
+"You, have been a good wife to me, Clara," said
+he.
+
+She said nothing. She did not attempt to improve
+upon her advantage. A less consummate general might
+have tried to do so, and ruined all. She stood
+silent and submissive, noting the quick play of
+thought which peeped from his eyes and lip. There
+was a sparkle in the one and a twitch of amusement in
+the other, as he at last glanced up at her.
+
+"Clara," said he, "deny it if you can! You have
+ordered the trousseau."
+
+She gave his ear a little pinch.
+
+"Subject to your approval," said she.
+
+"You have written to the Archbishop."
+
+"It is not posted yet."
+
+"You have sent a note to Lord Arthur."
+
+"How could you tell that?"
+
+"He is downstairs now."
+
+"No; but I think that is his brougham."
+
+Lord Charles sank back with a look of half-
+comical despair.
+
+"Who is to fight against such a woman?" he cried.
+"Oh! if I could send you to Novikoff! He is too much
+for any of my men. But, Clara, I cannot have them up
+here."
+
+"Not for your blessing?"
+
+"No, no!"
+
+"It would make them so happy."
+
+"I cannot stand scenes."
+
+"Then I shall convey it to them."
+
+"And pray say no more about it--to-day, at any
+rate. I have been weak over the matter."
+
+"Oh! Charlie, you who are so strong!"
+
+"You have outflanked me, Clara. It was very well
+done. I must congratulate you."
+
+"Well," she murmured, as she kissed him, "you
+know I have been studying a very clever diplomatist
+for thirty years."
+
+
+
+
+A MEDICAL DOCUMENT.
+
+
+Medical men are, as a class, very much too busy
+to take stock of singular situations or dramatic
+events. Thus it happens that the ablest chronicler
+of their experiences in our literature was a lawyer.
+A life spent in watching over death-beds--or over
+birth-beds which are infinitely more trying--takes
+something from a man's sense of proportion, as
+constant strong waters might corrupt his palate. The
+overstimulated nerve ceases to respond. Ask the
+surgeon for his best experiences and he may reply
+that he has seen little that is remarkable, or break
+away into the technical. But catch him some night
+when the fire has spurted up and his pipe is reeking,
+with a few of his brother practitioners for company
+and an artful question or allusion to set him going.
+Then you will get some raw, green facts new plucked
+from the tree of life.
+
+It is after one of the quarterly dinners of the
+Midland Branch of the British Medical Association.
+Twenty coffee cups, a dozer liqueur
+glasses, and a solid bank of blue smoke which
+swirls slowly along the high, gilded ceiling gives a
+hint of a successful gathering. But the members have
+shredded off to their homes. The line of heavy,
+bulge-pocketed overcoats and of stethoscope-bearing
+top hats is gone from the hotel corridor. Round the
+fire in the sitting-room three medicos are still
+lingering, however, all smoking and arguing, while a
+fourth, who is a mere layman and young at that, sits
+back at the table. Under cover of an open journal he
+is writing furiously with a stylographic pen, asking
+a question in an innocent voice from time to time and
+so flickering up the conversation whenever it shows a
+tendency to wane.
+
+The three men are all of that staid middle age
+which begins early and lasts late in the profession.
+They are none of them famous, yet each is of good
+repute, and a fair type of his particular branch.
+The portly man with the authoritative manner and the
+white, vitriol splash upon his cheek is Charley
+Manson, chief of the Wormley Asylum, and author of
+the brilliant monograph--Obscure Nervous Lesions in
+the Unmarried. He always wears his collar high like
+that, since the half-successful attempt of a student
+of Revelations to cut his throat with a splinter of
+glass. The second, with the ruddy face and the merry
+brown eyes, is a general practitioner, a man of
+vast experience, who, with his three assistants
+and his five horses, takes twenty-five hundred a year
+in half-crown visits and shilling consultations out
+of the poorest quarter of a great city. That cheery
+face of Theodore Foster is seen at the side of a
+hundred sick-beds a day, and if he has one-third more
+names on his visiting list than in his cash book he
+always promises himself that he will get level some
+day when a millionaire with a chronic complaint--the
+ideal combination--shall seek his services. The
+third, sitting on the right with his dress shoes
+shining on the top of the fender, is Hargrave, the
+rising surgeon. His face has none of the broad
+humanity of Theodore Foster's, the eye is stern and
+critical, the mouth straight and severe, but there is
+strength and decision in every line of it, and it is
+nerve rather than sympathy which the patient demands
+when he is bad enough to come to Hargrave's door. He
+calls himself a jawman "a mere jawman" as he modestly
+puts it, but in point of fact he is too young and too
+poor to confine himself to a specialty, and there is
+nothing surgical which Hargrave has not the skill and
+the audacity to do.
+
+"Before, after, and during," murmurs the general
+practitioner in answer to some interpolation of the
+outsider's. "I assure you, Manson, one sees all
+sorts of evanescent forms of madness."
+
+"Ah, puerperal!" throws in the other,
+knocking the curved grey ash from his cigar.
+"But you had some case in your mind, Foster."
+
+"Well, there was only one last week which was new
+to me. I had been engaged by some people of the name
+of Silcoe. When the trouble came round I went
+myself, for they would not hear of an assistant. The
+husband who was a policeman, was sitting at the head
+of the bed on the further side. `This won't do,'
+said I. `Oh yes, doctor, it must do,' said she.
+`It's quite irregular and he must go,' said I. `It's
+that or nothing,' said she. `I won't open my mouth
+or stir a finger the whole night,' said he. So it
+ended by my allowing him to remain, and there he sat
+for eight hours on end. She was very good over the
+matter, but every now and again HE would fetch a
+hollow groan, and I noticed that he held his right
+hand just under the sheet all the time, where I had
+no doubt that it was clasped by her left. When it
+was all happily over, I looked at him and his face
+was the colour of this cigar ash, and his head had
+dropped on to the edge of the pillow. Of course I
+thought he had fainted with emotion, and I was just
+telling myself what I thought of myself for having
+been such a fool as to let him stay there, when
+suddenly I saw that the sheet over his hand was all
+soaked with blood; I whisked it down, and there was
+the fellow's wrist half cut through. The woman
+had one bracelet of a policeman's handcuff over her
+left wrist and the other round his right one. When
+she had been in pain she had twisted with all her
+strength and the iron had fairly eaten into the bone
+of the man's arm. `Aye, doctor,' said she, when she
+saw I had noticed it. `He's got to take his share as
+well as me. Turn and turn,' said she."
+
+"Don't you find it a very wearing branch of the
+profession?" asks Foster after a pause.
+
+"My dear fellow, it was the fear of it that drove
+me into lunacy work."
+
+"Aye, and it has driven men into asylums who
+never found their way on to the medical staff. I was
+a very shy fellow myself as a student, and I know
+what it means."
+
+"No joke that in general practice," says the
+alienist.
+
+"Well, you hear men talk about it as though it
+were, but I tell you it's much nearer tragedy. Take
+some poor, raw, young fellow who has just put up his
+plate in a strange town. He has found it a trial all
+his life, perhaps, to talk to a woman about lawn
+tennis and church services. When a young man IS
+shy he is shyer than any girl. Then down comes an
+anxious mother and consults him upon the most
+intimate family matters. `I shall never go to that
+doctor again,' says she afterwards. `His manner is
+so stiff and unsympathetic.' Unsympathetic!
+Why, the poor lad was struck dumb and paralysed. I
+have known general practitioners who were so shy that
+they could not bring themselves to ask the way in the
+street. Fancy what sensitive men like that must
+endure before they get broken in to medical practice.
+And then they know that nothing is so catching as
+shyness, and that if they do not keep a face of
+stone, their patient will be covered with confusion.
+And so they keep their face of stone, and earn the
+reputation perhaps of having a heart to correspond.
+I suppose nothing would shake YOUR nerve, Manson."
+
+"Well, when a man lives year in year out among a
+thousand lunatics, with a fair sprinkling of
+homicidals among them, one's nerves either get set or
+shattered. Mine are all right so far."
+
+"I was frightened once," says the surgeon. "It
+was when I was doing dispensary work. One night I
+had a call from some very poor people, and gathered
+from the few words they said that their child was
+ill. When I entered the room I saw a small cradle in
+the corner. Raising the lamp I walked over and
+putting back the curtains I looked down at the baby.
+I tell you it was sheer Providence that I didn't drop
+that lamp and set the whole place alight. The head
+on the pillow turned and I saw a face looking up at
+me which seemed to me to have more malignancy and
+wickedness than ever I had dreamed of in a
+nightmare. It was the flush of red over the
+cheekbones, and the brooding eyes full of loathing of
+me, and of everything else, that impressed me. I'll
+never forget my start as, instead of the chubby face
+of an infant, my eyes fell upon this creature. I
+took the mother into the next room. `What is it?' I
+asked. `A girl of sixteen,' said she, and then
+throwing up her arms, `Oh, pray God she may be
+taken!' The poor thing, though she spent her life in
+this little cradle, had great, long, thin limbs which
+she curled up under her. I lost sight of the case
+and don't know what became of it, but I'll never
+forget the look in her eyes."
+
+"That's creepy," says Dr. Foster. "But I think
+one of my experiences would run it close. Shortly
+after I put up my plate I had a visit from a little
+hunch-backed woman who wished me to come and attend
+to her sister in her trouble. When I reached the
+house, which was a very poor one, I found two other
+little hunched-backed women, exactly like the first,
+waiting for me in the sitting-room. Not one of them
+said a word, but my companion took the lamp and
+walked upstairs with her two sisters behind her, and
+me bringing up the rear. I can see those three queer
+shadows cast by the lamp upon the wall as clearly as
+I can see that tobacco pouch. In the room above
+was the fourth sister, a remarkably beautiful girl in
+evident need of my assistance. There was no wedding
+ring upon her finger. The three deformed sisters
+seated themselves round the room, like so many graven
+images, and all night not one of them opened her
+mouth. I'm not romancing, Hargrave; this is absolute
+fact. In the early morning a fearful thunderstorm
+broke out, one of the most violent I have ever known.
+The little garret burned blue with the lightning, and
+thunder roared and rattled as if it were on the very
+roof of the house. It wasn't much of a lamp I had,
+and it was a queer thing when a spurt of lightning
+came to see those three twisted figures sitting round
+the walls, or to have the voice of my patient drowned
+by the booming of the thunder. By Jove! I don't
+mind telling you that there was a time when I nearly
+bolted from the room. All came right in the end, but
+I never heard the true story of the unfortunate
+beauty and her three crippled sisters."
+
+"That's the worst of these medical stories,"
+sighs the outsider. "They never seem to have an
+end."
+
+"When a man is up to his neck in practice, my
+boy, he has no time to gratify his private curiosity.
+Things shoot across him and he gets a glimpse of
+them, only to recall them, perhaps, at some quiet
+moment like this. But I've always felt, Manson,
+that your line had as much of the terrible in it as
+any other."
+
+"More," groans the alienist. "A disease of the
+body is bad enough, but this seems to be a disease of
+the soul. Is it not a shocking thing--a thing to
+drive a reasoning man into absolute Materialism--to
+think that you may have a fine, noble fellow with
+every divine instinct and that some little vascular
+change, the dropping, we will say, of a minute
+spicule of bone from the inner table of his skull on
+to the surface of his brain may have the effect of
+changing him to a filthy and pitiable creature with
+every low and debasing tendency? What a satire an
+asylum is upon the majesty of man, and no less upon
+the ethereal nature of the soul."
+
+"Faith and hope," murmurs the general
+practitioner.
+
+"I have no faith, not much hope, and all the
+charity I can afford," says the surgeon. "When
+theology squares itself with the facts of life I'll
+read it up."
+
+"You were talking about cases," says the
+outsider, jerking the ink down into his stylographic
+pen.
+
+"Well, take a common complaint which kills many
+thousands every year, like G. P. for instance."
+
+"What's G. P.?"
+
+"General practitioner," suggests the surgeon with
+a grin.
+
+"The British public will have to know what G. P.
+is," says the alienist gravely. "It's increasing by
+leaps and bounds, and it has the distinction of being
+absolutely incurable. General paralysis is its full
+title, and I tell you it promises to be a perfect
+scourge. Here's a fairly typical case now which I
+saw last Monday week. A young farmer, a splendid
+fellow, surprised his fellows by taking a very rosy
+view of things at a time when the whole country-side
+was grumbling. He was going to give up wheat, give
+up arable land, too, if it didn't pay, plant two
+thousand acres of rhododendrons and get a monopoly of
+the supply for Covent Garden--there was no end to his
+schemes, all sane enough but just a bit inflated. I
+called at the farm, not to see him, but on an
+altogether different matter. Something about the
+man's way of talking struck me and I watched him
+narrowly. His lip had a trick of quivering, his
+words slurred themselves together, and so did his
+handwriting when he had occasion to draw up a small
+agreement. A closer inspection showed me that one of
+his pupils was ever so little larger than the other.
+As I left the house his wife came after me. `Isn't it
+splendid to see Job looking so well, doctor,' said
+she; `he's that full of energy he can hardly keep
+himself quiet.' I did not say anything, for I
+had not the heart, but I knew that the fellow was as
+much condemned to death as though he were lying in
+the cell at Newgate. It was a characteristic case of
+incipient G. P."
+
+"Good heavens!" cries the outsider. "My own lips
+tremble. I often slur my words. I believe I've got
+it myself."
+
+Three little chuckles come from the front of the
+fire.
+
+"There's the danger of a little medical knowledge
+to the layman."
+
+"A great authority has said that every first
+year's student is suffering in silent agony from four
+diseases," remarks the surgeon. " One is heart
+disease, of course; another is cancer of the parotid.
+I forget the two other."
+
+"Where does the parotid come in?"
+
+"Oh, it's the last wisdom tooth coming through!"
+
+"And what would be the end of that young farmer?"
+asks the outsider.
+
+"Paresis of all the muscles, ending in fits,
+coma, and death. It may be a few months, it may be a
+year or two. He was a very strong young man and
+would take some killing."
+
+"By-the-way," says the alienist, "did I ever tell
+you about the first certificate I signed? I came as
+near ruin then as a man could go."
+
+"What was it, then?"
+
+"I was in practice at the time. One morning a
+Mrs. Cooper called upon me and informed me that her
+husband had shown signs of delusions lately. They
+took the form of imagining that he had been in the
+army and had distinguished himself very much. As a
+matter of fact he was a lawyer and had never been out
+of England. Mrs. Cooper was of opinion that if I
+were to call it might alarm him, so it was agreed
+between us that she should send him up in the evening
+on some pretext to my consulting-room, which would
+give me the opportunity of having a chat with him
+and, if I were convinced of his insanity, of signing
+his certificate. Another doctor had already signed,
+so that it only needed my concurrence to have him
+placed under treatment. Well, Mr. Cooper arrived in
+the evening about half an hour before I had expected
+him, and consulted me as to some malarious symptoms
+from which he said that he suffered. According to
+his account he had just returned from the Abyssinian
+Campaign, and had been one of the first of the
+British forces to enter Magdala. No delusion could
+possibly be more marked, for he would talk of little
+else, so I filled in the papers without the slightest
+hesitation. When his wife arrived, after he had
+left, I put some questions to her to complete the
+form. `What is his age?' I asked. `Fifty,' said
+she. `Fifty!' I cried. `Why, the man I
+examined could not have been more than thirty!
+And so it came out that the real Mr. Cooper had never
+called upon me at all, but that by one of those
+coincidences which take a man's breath away another
+Cooper, who really was a very distinguished young
+officer of artillery, had come in to consult me. My
+pen was wet to sign the paper when I discovered it,"
+says Dr. Manson, mopping his forehead.
+
+"We were talking about nerve just now," observes
+the surgeon. "Just after my qualifying I served in
+the Navy for a time, as I think you know. I was on
+the flag-ship on the West African Station, and I
+remember a singular example of nerve which came to my
+notice at that time. One of our small gunboats had
+gone up the Calabar river, and while there the
+surgeon died of coast fever. On the same day a man's
+leg was broken by a spar falling upon it, and it
+became quite obvious that it must be taken off above
+the knee if his life was to be saved. The young
+lieutenant who was in charge of the craft searched
+among the dead doctor's effects and laid his hands
+upon some chloroform, a hip-joint knife, and a volume
+of Grey's Anatomy. He had the man laid by the
+steward upon the cabin table, and with a picture of a
+cross section of the thigh in front of him he began
+to take off the limb. Every now and then, referring
+to the diagram, he would say: `Stand by with
+the lashings, steward. There's blood on the chart
+about here.' Then he would jab with his knife until
+he cut the artery, and he and his assistant would tie
+it up before they went any further. In this way they
+gradually whittled the leg off, and upon my word they
+made a very excellent job of it. The man is hopping
+about the Portsmouth Hard at this day.
+
+"It's no joke when the doctor of one of these
+isolated gunboats himself falls ill," continues the
+surgeon after a pause. "You might think it easy for
+him to prescribe for himself, but this fever knocks
+you down like a club, and you haven't strength left
+to brush a mosquito off your face. I had a touch of
+it at Lagos, and I know what I am telling you. But
+there was a chum of mine who really had a curious
+experience. The whole crew gave him up, and, as they
+had never had a funeral aboard the ship, they began
+rehearsing the forms so as to be ready. They thought
+that he was unconscious, but he swears he could hear
+every word that passed. `Corpse comin' up the
+latchway!' cried the Cockney sergeant of Marines.
+`Present harms!' He was so amused, and so indignant
+too, that he just made up his mind that he wouldn't
+be carried through that hatchway, and he wasn't,
+either."
+
+"There's no need for fiction in medicine,"
+remarks Foster, "for the facts will always beat
+anything you can fancy. But it has seemed to me
+sometimes that a curious paper might be read at some
+of these meetings about the uses of medicine in
+popular fiction."
+
+"How?"
+
+"Well, of what the folk die of, and what diseases
+are made most use of in novels. Some are worn to
+pieces, and others, which are equally common in real
+life, are never mentioned. Typhoid is fairly
+frequent, but scarlet fever is unknown. Heart
+disease is common, but then heart disease, as we know
+it, is usually the sequel of some foregoing disease,
+of which we never hear anything in the romance. Then
+there is the mysterious malady called brain fever,
+which always attacks the heroine after a crisis, but
+which is unknown under that name to the text books.
+People when they are over-excited in novels fall down
+in a fit. In a fairly large experience I have never
+known anyone do so in real life. The small
+complaints simply don't exist. Nobody ever gets
+shingles or quinsy, or mumps in a novel. All the
+diseases, too, belong to the upper part of the body.
+The novelist never strikes below the belt."
+
+"I'll tell you what, Foster," says the alienist,
+there is a side of life which is too medical for the
+general public and too romantic for the professional
+journals, but which contains some of the richest
+human materials that a man could study. It's
+not a pleasant side, I am afraid, but if it is good
+enough for Providence to create, it is good enough
+for us to try and understand. It would deal with
+strange outbursts of savagery and vice in the lives
+of the best men, curious momentary weaknesses in the
+record of the sweetest women, known but to one or
+two, and inconceivable to the world around. It would
+deal, too, with the singular phenomena of waxing and
+of waning manhood, and would throw a light upon those
+actions which have cut short many an honoured career
+and sent a man to a prison when he should have been
+hurried to a consulting-room. Of all evils that may
+come upon the sons of men, God shield us principally
+from that one!"
+
+"I had a case some little time ago which was out
+of the ordinary," says the surgeon. "There's a
+famous beauty in London society--I mention no names--
+who used to be remarkable a few seasons ago for the
+very low dresses which she would wear. She had the
+whitest of skins and most beautiful of shoulders, so
+it was no wonder. Then gradually the frilling at her
+neck lapped upwards and upwards, until last year she
+astonished everyone by wearing quite a high collar at
+a time when it was completely out of fashion. Well,
+one day this very woman was shown into my consulting-
+room. When the footman was gone she suddenly tore
+off the upper part of her dress. `For Gods sake
+do something for me!' she cried. Then I saw what the
+trouble was. A rodent ulcer was eating its way
+upwards, coiling on in its serpiginous fashion until
+the end of it was flush with her collar. The red
+streak of its trail was lost below the line of her
+bust. Year by year it had ascended and she had
+heightened her dress to hide it, until now it was
+about to invade her face. She had been too proud to
+confess her trouble, even to a medical man."
+
+"And did you stop it?"
+
+"Well, with zinc chloride I did what I could.
+But it may break out again. She was one of those
+beautiful white-and-pink creatures who are rotten
+with struma. You may patch but you can't mend."
+
+"Dear! dear! dear!" cries the general
+practitioner, with that kindly softening of the eyes
+which had endeared him to so many thousands. "I
+suppose we mustn't think ourselves wiser than
+Providence, but there are times when one feels that
+something is wrong in the scheme of things. I've
+seen some sad things in my life. Did I ever tell you
+that case where Nature divorced a most loving couple?
+He was a fine young fellow, an athlete and a
+gentleman, but he overdid athletics. You know how
+the force that controls us gives us a little tweak to
+remind us when we get off the beaten track. It may
+be a pinch on the great toe if we drink too much
+and work too little. Or it may be a tug on our
+nerves if we dissipate energy too much. With the
+athlete, of course, it's the heart or the lungs. He
+had bad phthisis and was sent to Davos. Well, as
+luck would have it, she developed rheumatic fever,
+which left her heart very much affected. Now, do you
+see the dreadful dilemma in which those poor people
+found themselves? When he came below four thousand
+feet or so, his symptoms became terrible. She could
+come up about twenty-five hundred and then her heart
+reached its limit. They had several interviews half
+way down the valley, which left them nearly dead, and
+at last, the doctors had to absolutely forbid it.
+And so for four years they lived within three miles
+of each other and never met. Every morning he would
+go to a place which overlooked the chalet in which
+she lived and would wave a great white cloth and she
+answer from below. They could see each other quite
+plainly with their field glasses, and they might have
+been in different planets for all their chance of
+meeting."
+
+"And one at last died," says the outsider.
+
+"No, sir. I'm sorry not to be able to clinch the
+story, but the man recovered and is now a successful
+stockbroker in Drapers Gardens. The woman, too, is
+the mother of a considerable family. But what are
+you doing there?"
+
+"Only taking a note or two of your talk."
+
+The three medical men laugh as they walk towards
+their overcoats.
+
+"Why, we've done nothing but talk shop," says the
+general practitioner. "What possible interest can
+the public take in that?"
+
+
+
+
+LOT NO. 249.
+
+
+Of the dealings of Edward Bellingham with William
+Monkhouse Lee, and of the cause of the great terror
+of Abercrombie Smith, it may be that no absolute and
+final judgment will ever be delivered. It is true
+that we have the full and clear narrative of Smith
+himself, and such corroboration as he could look for
+from Thomas Styles the servant, from the Reverend
+Plumptree Peterson, Fellow of Old's, and from such
+other people as chanced to gain some passing glance
+at this or that incident in a singular chain of
+events. Yet, in the main, the story must rest upon
+Smith alone, and the most will think that it is more
+likely that one brain, however outwardly sane, has
+some subtle warp in its texture, some strange flaw in
+its workings, than that the path of Nature has been
+overstepped in open day in so famed a centre of
+learning and light as the University of Oxford. Yet
+when we think how narrow and how devious this path of
+Nature is, how dimly we can trace it, for all our
+lamps of science, and how from the darkness
+which girds it round great and terrible possibilities
+loom ever shadowly upwards, it is a bold and
+confident man who will put a limit to the strange by-
+paths into which the human spirit may wander.
+
+In a certain wing of what we will call Old
+College in Oxford there is a corner turret of an
+exceeding great age. The heavy arch which spans the
+open door has bent downwards in the centre under the
+weight of its years, and the grey, lichen-blotched
+blocks of stone are, bound and knitted together with
+withes and strands of ivy, as though the old mother
+had set herself to brace them up against wind and
+weather. From the door a stone stair curves upward
+spirally, passing two landings, and terminating in a
+third one, its steps all shapeless and hollowed by
+the tread of so many generations of the seekers after
+knowledge. Life has flowed like water down this
+winding stair, and, waterlike, has left these smooth-
+worn grooves behind it. From the long-gowned,
+pedantic scholars of Plantagenet days down to the
+young bloods of a later age, how full and strong had
+been that tide of young English life. And what was
+left now of all those hopes, those strivings, those
+fiery energies, save here and there in some old-world
+churchyard a few scratches upon a stone, and
+perchance a handful of dust in a mouldering coffin?
+Yet here were the silent stair and the grey old
+wall, with bend and saltire and many another heraldic
+device still to be read upon its surface, like
+grotesque shadows thrown back from the days that had
+passed.
+
+In the month of May, in the year 1884, three
+young men occupied the sets of rooms which opened on
+to the separate landings of the old stair. Each set
+consisted simply of a sitting-room and of a bedroom,
+while the two corresponding rooms upon the ground-
+floor were used, the one as a coal-cellar, and the
+other as the living-room of the servant, or gyp,
+Thomas Styles, whose duty it was to wait upon the
+three men above him. To right and to left was a line
+of lecture-rooms and of offices, so that the dwellers
+in the old turret enjoyed a certain seclusion, which
+made the chambers popular among the more studious
+undergraduates. Such were the three who occupied
+them now--Abercrombie Smith above, Edward Bellingham
+beneath him, and William Monkhouse Lee upon the
+lowest storey.
+
+It was ten o'clock on a bright spring night, and
+Abercrombie Smith lay back in his arm-chair, his feet
+upon the fender, and his briar-root pipe between his
+lips. In a similar chair, and equally at his ease,
+there lounged on the other side of the fireplace his
+old school friend Jephro Hastie. Both men were in
+flannels, for they had spent their evening upon the
+river, but apart from their dress no one could
+look at their hard-cut, alert faces without seeing
+that they were open-air men--men whose minds and
+tastes turned naturally to all that was manly and
+robust. Hastie, indeed, was stroke of his college
+boat, and Smith was an even better oar, but a coming
+examination had already cast its shadow over him and
+held him to his work, save for the few hours a week
+which health demanded. A litter of medical books
+upon the table, with scattered bones, models and
+anatomical plates, pointed to the extent as well as
+the nature of his studies, while a couple of single-
+sticks and a set of boxing-gloves above the
+mantelpiece hinted at the means by which, with
+Hastie's help, he might take his exercise in its most
+compressed and least distant form. They knew each
+other very well--so well that they could sit now in
+that soothing silence which is the very highest
+development of companionship.
+
+"Have some whisky," said Abercrombie Smith at
+last between two cloudbursts. "Scotch in the jug and
+Irish in the bottle."
+
+"No, thanks. I'm in for the sculls. I don't
+liquor when I'm training. How about you?"
+
+"I'm reading hard. I think it best to leave it
+alone."
+
+Hastie nodded, and they relapsed into a contented
+silence.
+
+"By-the-way, Smith," asked Hastie, presently,
+have you made the acquaintance of either of the
+fellows on your stair yet?"
+
+"Just a nod when we pass. Nothing more."
+
+"Hum! I should be inclined to let it stand at
+that. I know something of them both. Not much, but
+as much as I want. I don't think I should take them
+to my bosom if I were you. Not that there's much
+amiss with Monkhouse Lee."
+
+"Meaning the thin one?"
+
+"Precisely. He is a gentlemanly little fellow.
+I don't think there is any vice in him. But then you
+can't know him without knowing Bellingham."
+
+"Meaning the fat one?"
+
+"Yes, the fat one. And he's a man whom I, for
+one, would rather not know."
+
+Abercrombie Smith raised his eyebrows and glanced
+across at his companion.
+
+"What's up, then?" he asked. "Drink? Cards?
+Cad? You used not to be censorious."
+
+"Ah! you evidently don't know the man, or you
+wouldn't ask. There's something damnable about him--
+something reptilian. My gorge always rises at him.
+I should put him down as a man with secret vices--an
+evil liver. He's no fool, though. They say that he
+is one of the best men in his line that they have
+ever had in the college."
+
+"Medicine or classics?"
+
+"Eastern languages. He's a demon at them.
+Chillingworth met him somewhere above the second
+cataract last long, and he told me that he just
+prattled to the Arabs as if he had been born and
+nursed and weaned among them. He talked Coptic to
+the Copts, and Hebrew to the Jews, and Arabic to the
+Bedouins, and they were all ready to kiss the hem of
+his frock-coat. There are some old hermit Johnnies
+up in those parts who sit on rocks and scowl and spit
+at the casual stranger. Well, when they saw this
+chap Bellingham, before he had said five words they
+just lay down on their bellies and wriggled.
+Chillingworth said that he never saw anything like
+it. Bellingham seemed to take it as his right, too,
+and strutted about among them and talked down to them
+like a Dutch uncle. Pretty good for an undergrad. of
+Old's, wasn't it?"
+
+"Why do you say you can't know Lee without
+knowing Bellingham? "
+
+"Because Bellingham is engaged to his sister
+Eveline. Such a bright little girl, Smith! I know
+the whole family well. It's disgusting to see that
+brute with her. A toad and a dove, that's what they
+always remind me of."
+
+Abercrombie Smith grinned and knocked his ashes
+out against the side of the grate.
+
+"You show every card in your hand, old
+chap," said he. "What a prejudiced, green-eyed,
+evil-thinking old man it is! You have really nothing
+against the fellow except that."
+
+"Well, I've known her ever since she was as long
+as that cherry-wood pipe, and I don't like to see her
+taking risks. And it is a risk. He looks beastly.
+And he has a beastly temper, a venomous temper. You
+remember his row with Long Norton?"
+
+"No; you always forget that I am a freshman."
+
+"Ah, it was last winter. Of course. Well, you
+know the towpath along by the river. There were
+several fellows going along it, Bellingham in front,
+when they came on an old market-woman coming the
+other way. It had been raining--you know what those
+fields are like when it has rained--and the path ran
+between the river and a great puddle that was nearly
+as broad. Well, what does this swine do but keep the
+path, and push the old girl into the mud, where she
+and her marketings came to terrible grief. It was a
+blackguard thing to do, and Long Norton, who is as
+gentle a fellow as ever stepped, told him what he
+thought of it. One word led to another, and it ended
+in Norton laying his stick across the fellow's
+shoulders. There was the deuce of a fuss about it,
+and it's a treat to see the way in which Bellingham
+looks at Norton when they meet now. By Jove,
+Smith, it's nearly eleven o'clock!"
+
+"No hurry. Light your pipe again."
+
+"Not I. I'm supposed to be in training. Here
+I've been sitting gossiping when I ought to have been
+safely tucked up. I'll borrow your skull, if you can
+share it. Williams has had mine for a month. I'll
+take the little bones of your ear, too, if you are
+sure you won't need them. Thanks very much. Never
+mind a bag, I can carry them very well under my arm.
+Good-night, my son, and take my tip as to your
+neighbour."
+
+When Hastie, bearing his anatomical plunder, had
+clattered off down the winding stair, Abercrombie
+Smith hurled his pipe into the wastepaper basket, and
+drawing his chair nearer to the lamp, plunged into a
+formidable green-covered volume, adorned with great
+colored maps of that strange internal kingdom of
+which we are the hapless and helpless monarchs.
+Though a freshman at Oxford, the student was not so
+in medicine, for he had worked for four years at
+Glasgow and at Berlin, and this coming examination
+would place him finally as a member of his
+profession. With his firm mouth, broad forehead, and
+clear-cut, somewhat hard-featured face, he was a man
+who, if he had no brilliant talent, was yet so
+dogged, so patient, and so strong that he might in
+the end overtop a more showy genius. A man who
+can hold his own among Scotchmen and North Germans is
+not a man to be easily set back. Smith had left a
+name at Glasgow and at Berlin, and he was bent now
+upon doing as much at Oxford, if hard work and
+devotion could accomplish it.
+
+He had sat reading for about an hour, and the
+hands of the noisy carriage clock upon the side table
+were rapidly closing together upon the twelve, when a
+sudden sound fell upon the student's ear--a sharp,
+rather shrill sound, like the hissing intake of a
+man's breath who gasps under some strong emotion.
+Smith laid down his book and slanted his ear to
+listen. There was no one on either side or above
+him, so that the interruption came certainly from the
+neighbour beneath--the same neighbour of whom Hastie
+had given so unsavoury an account. Smith knew him
+only as a flabby, pale-faced man of silent and
+studious habits, a man, whose lamp threw a golden bar
+from the old turret even after he had extinguished
+his own. This community in lateness had formed a
+certain silent bond between them. It was soothing to
+Smith when the hours stole on towards dawning to feel
+that there was another so close who set as small a
+value upon his sleep as he did. Even now, as his
+thoughts turned towards him, Smith's feelings were
+kindly. Hastie was a good fellow, but he was
+rough, strong-fibred, with no imagination or
+sympathy. He could not tolerate departures from what
+he looked upon as the model type of manliness. If a
+man could not be measured by a public-school
+standard, then he was beyond the pale with Hastie.
+Like so many who are themselves robust, he was apt to
+confuse the constitution with the character, to
+ascribe to want of principle what was really a want
+of circulation. Smith, with his stronger mind, knew
+his friend's habit, and made allowance for it now as
+his thoughts turned towards the man beneath him.
+
+There was no return of the singular sound, and
+Smith was about to turn to his work once more, when
+suddenly there broke out in the silence of the night
+a hoarse cry, a positive scream--the call of a man
+who is moved and shaken beyond all control. Smith
+sprang out of his chair and dropped his book. He was
+a man of fairly firm fibre, but there was something
+in this sudden, uncontrollable shriek of horror which
+chilled his blood and pringled in his skin. Coming
+in such a place and at such an hour, it brought a
+thousand fantastic possibilities into his head.
+Should he rush down, or was it better to wait? He
+had all the national hatred of making a scene, and he
+knew so little of his neighbour that he would not
+lightly intrude upon his affairs. For a moment
+he stood in doubt and even as he balanced the
+matter there was a quick rattle of footsteps upon the
+stairs, and young Monkhouse Lee, half dressed and as
+white as ashes, burst into his room.
+
+"Come down!" he gasped. "Bellingham's ill."
+
+Abercrombie Smith followed him closely down
+stairs into the sitting-room which was beneath his
+own, and intent as he was upon the matter in hand, he
+could not but take an amazed glance around him as he
+crossed the threshold. It was such a chamber as he
+had never seen before--a museum rather than a study.
+Walls and ceiling were thickly covered with a
+thousand strange relics from Egypt and the East.
+Tall, angular figures bearing burdens or weapons
+stalked in an uncouth frieze round the apartments.
+Above were bull-headed, stork-headed, cat-headed,
+owl-headed statues, with viper-crowned, almond-eyed
+monarchs, and strange, beetle-like deities cut out of
+the blue Egyptian lapis lazuli. Horus and Isis and
+Osiris peeped down from every niche and shelf, while
+across the ceiling a true son of Old Nile, a great,
+hanging-jawed crocodile, was slung in a double noose.
+
+In the centre of this singular chamber was a
+large, square table, littered with papers, bottles,
+and the dried leaves of some graceful, palm-like
+plant. These varied objects had all been heaped
+together in order to make room for a mummy case,
+which had been conveyed from the wall, as was evident
+from the gap there, and laid across the front of the
+table. The mummy itself, a horrid, black, withered
+thing, like a charred head on a gnarled bush, was
+lying half out of the case, with its clawlike hand
+and bony forearm resting upon the table. Propped up
+against the sarcophagus was an old yellow scroll of
+papyrus, and in front of it, in a wooden armchair,
+sat the owner of the room, his head thrown back, his
+widely-opened eyes directed in a horrified stare to
+the crocodile above him, and his blue, thick lips
+puffing loudly with every expiration.
+
+"My God! he's dying!" cried Monkhouse Lee
+distractedly.
+
+He was a slim, handsome young fellow, olive-
+skinned and dark-eyed, of a Spanish rather than of an
+English type, with a Celtic intensity of manner which
+contrasted with the Saxon phlegm of Abercombie Smith.
+
+"Only a faint, I think," said the medical
+student. "Just give me a hand with him. You take
+his feet. Now on to the sofa. Can you kick all
+those little wooden devils off? What a litter it is!
+Now he will be all right if we undo his collar and
+give him some water. What has he been up to at all?"
+
+"I don't know. I heard him cry out. I ran up.
+I know him pretty well, you know. It is very good of
+you to come down."
+
+"His heart is going like a pair of castanets,"
+said Smith, laying his hand on the breast of the
+unconscious man. "He seems to me to be frightened
+all to pieces. Chuck the water over him! What a
+face he has got on him!"
+
+It was indeed a strange and most repellent face,
+for colour and outline were equally unnatural. It
+was white, not with the ordinary pallor of fear but
+with an absolutely bloodless white, like the under
+side of a sole. He was very fat, but gave the
+impression of having at some time been considerably
+fatter, for his skin hung loosely in creases and
+folds, and was shot with a meshwork of wrinkles.
+Short, stubbly brown hair bristled up from his scalp,
+with a pair of thick, wrinkled ears protruding on
+either side. His light grey eyes were still open,
+the pupils dilated and the balls projecting in a
+fixed and horrid stare. It seemed to Smith as he
+looked down upon him that he had never seen nature's
+danger signals flying so plainly upon a man's
+countenance, and his thoughts turned more seriously
+to the warning which Hastie had given him an hour
+before.
+
+"What the deuce can have frightened him so?" he
+asked.
+
+"It's the mummy."
+
+"The mummy? How, then?"
+
+"I don't know. It's beastly and morbid. I wish
+he would drop it. It's the second fright he has
+given me. It was the same last winter. I found him
+just like this, with that horrid thing in front of
+him."
+
+"What does he want with the mummy, then?"
+
+"Oh, he's a crank, you know. It's his hobby. He
+knows more about these things than any man in
+England. But I wish he wouldn't! Ah, he's beginning
+to come to."
+
+A faint tinge of colour had begun to steal back
+into Bellingham's ghastly cheeks, and his eyelids
+shivered like a sail after a calm. He clasped and
+unclasped his hands, drew a long, thin breath between
+his teeth, and suddenly jerking up his head, threw a
+glance of recognition around him. As his eyes fell
+upon the mummy, he sprang off the sofa, seized the
+roll of papyrus, thrust it into a drawer, turned the
+key, and then staggered back on to the sofa.
+
+"What's up?" he asked. "What do you chaps want?"
+
+"You've been shrieking out and making no end of a
+fuss," said Monkhouse Lee. "If our neighbour here
+from above hadn't come down, I'm sure I don't know
+what I should have done with you."
+
+"Ah, it's Abercrombie Smith," said Bellingham,
+glancing up at him. "How very good of you to come
+in! What a fool I am! Oh, my God, what a fool I
+am!"
+
+He sunk his head on to his hands, and burst into
+peal after peal of hysterical laughter.
+
+"Look here! Drop it!" cried Smith, shaking him
+roughly by the shoulder.
+
+"Your nerves are all in a jangle. You must drop
+these little midnight games with mummies, or you'll
+be going off your chump. You're all on wires now."
+
+"I wonder," said Bellingham, "whether you would
+be as cool as I am if you had seen----"
+
+"What then?"
+
+"Oh, nothing. I meant that I wonder if you could
+sit up at night with a mummy without trying your
+nerves. I have no doubt that you are quite right. I
+dare say that I have been taking it out of myself too
+much lately. But I am all right now. Please don't
+go, though. Just wait for a few minutes until I am
+quite myself."
+
+"The room is very close," remarked Lee, throwing
+open the window and letting in the cool night air.
+
+"It's balsamic resin," said Bellingham. He
+lifted up one of the dried palmate leaves from the
+table and frizzled it over the chimney of the lamp.
+It broke away into heavy smoke wreaths, and a
+pungent, biting odour filled the chamber. "It's
+the sacred plant--the plant of the priests," he
+remarked. "Do you know anything of Eastern
+languages, Smith?"
+
+"Nothing at all. Not a word."
+
+The answer seemed to lift a weight from the
+Egyptologist's mind.
+
+"By-the-way," he continued, "how long was it from
+the time that you ran down, until I came to my
+senses?"
+
+"Not long. Some four or five minutes."
+
+"I thought it could not be very long," said he,
+drawing a long breath. "But what a strange thing
+unconsciousness is! There is no measurement to it.
+I could not tell from my own sensations if it were
+seconds or weeks. Now that gentleman on the table
+was packed up in the days of the eleventh dynasty,
+some forty centuries ago, and yet if he could find
+his tongue he would tell us that this lapse of time
+has been but a closing of the eyes and a reopening of
+them. He is a singularly fine mummy, Smith."
+
+Smith stepped over to the table and looked down
+with a professional eye at the black and twisted form
+in front of him. The features, though horribly
+discoloured, were perfect, and two little nut-like
+eyes still lurked in the depths of the black, hollow
+sockets. The blotched skin was drawn tightly from
+bone to bone, and a tangled wrap of black coarse
+hair fell over the ears. Two thin teeth, like those
+of a rat, overlay the shrivelled lower lip. In its
+crouching position, with bent joints and craned head,
+there was a suggestion of energy about the horrid
+thing which made Smith's gorge rise. The gaunt ribs,
+with their parchment-like covering, were exposed, and
+the sunken, leaden-hued abdomen, with the long slit
+where the embalmer had left his mark; but the lower
+limbs were wrapt round with coarse yellow bandages.
+A number of little clove-like pieces of myrrh and of
+cassia were sprinkled over the body, and lay
+scattered on the inside of the case.
+
+"I don't know his name," said Bellingham, passing
+his hand over the shrivelled head. "You see the
+outer sarcophagus with the inscriptions is missing.
+Lot 249 is all the title he has now. You see it
+printed on his case. That was his number in the
+auction at which I picked him up."
+
+"He has been a very pretty sort of fellow in his
+day," remarked Abercrombie Smith.
+
+"He has been a giant. His mummy is six feet
+seven in length, and that would be a giant over
+there, for they were never a very robust race. Feel
+these great knotted bones, too. He would be a nasty
+fellow to tackle."
+
+"Perhaps these very hands helped to build the
+stones into the pyramids," suggested Monkhouse
+Lee, looking down with disgust in his eyes at the
+crooked, unclean talons.
+
+"No fear. This fellow has been pickled in
+natron, and looked after in the most approved style.
+They did not serve hodsmen in that fashion. Salt or
+bitumen was enough for them. It has been calculated
+that this sort of thing cost about seven hundred and
+thirty pounds in our money. Our friend was a noble
+at the least. What do you make of that small
+inscription near his feet, Smith?"
+
+"I told you that I know no Eastern tongue."
+
+"Ah, so you did. It is the name of the embalmer,
+I take it. A very conscientious worker he must have
+been. I wonder how many modern works will survive
+four thousand years?"
+
+He kept on speaking lightly and rapidly, but it
+was evident to Abercrombie Smith that he was still
+palpitating with fear. His hands shook, his lower
+lip trembled, and look where he would, his eye always
+came sliding round to his gruesome companion.
+Through all his fear, however, there was a suspicion
+of triumph in his tone and manner. His eye shone,
+and his footstep, as he paced the room, was brisk and
+jaunty. He gave the impression of a man who has gone
+through an ordeal, the marks of which he still bears
+upon him, but which has helped him to his end.
+
+"You're not going yet?" he cried, as Smith rose
+from the sofa.
+
+At the prospect of solitude, his fears seemed to
+crowd back upon him, and he stretched out a hand to
+detain him.
+
+"Yes, I must go. I have my work to do. You are
+all right now. I think that with your nervous system
+you should take up some less morbid study."
+
+"Oh, I am not nervous as a rule; and I have
+unwrapped mummies before."
+
+"You fainted last time," observed Monkhouse Lee.
+
+"Ah, yes, so I did. Well, I must have a nerve
+tonic or a course of electricity. You are not going,
+Lee?"
+
+"I'll do whatever you wish, Ned."
+
+"Then I'll come down with you and have a shake-
+down on your sofa. Good-night, Smith. I am so sorry
+to have disturbed you with my foolishness."
+
+They shook hands, and as the medical student
+stumbled up the spiral and irregular stair he heard a
+key turn in a door, and the steps of his two new
+acquaintances as they descended to the lower floor.
+
+
+In this strange way began the acquaintance
+between Edward Bellingham and Abercrombie Smith,
+an acquaintance which the latter, at least, had no
+desire to push further. Bellingham, however,
+appeared to have taken a fancy to his rough-spoken
+neighbour, and made his advances in such a way that
+he could hardly be repulsed without absolute
+brutality. Twice he called to thank Smith for his
+assistance, and many times afterwards he looked in
+with books, papers, and such other civilities as two
+bachelor neighbours can offer each other. He was, as
+Smith soon found, a man of wide reading, with
+catholic tastes and an extraordinary memory. His
+manner, too, was so pleasing and suave that one came,
+after a time, to overlook his repellent appearance.
+For a jaded and wearied man he was no unpleasant
+companion, and Smith found himself, after a time,
+looking forward to his visits, and even returning
+them.
+
+Clever as he undoubtedly was, however, the
+medical student seemed to detect a dash of insanity
+in the man. He broke out at times into a high,
+inflated style of talk which was in contrast with the
+simplicity of his life.
+
+"It is a wonderful thing," he cried, "to feel
+that one can command powers of good and of evil--a
+ministering angel or a demon of vengeance." And
+again, of Monkhouse Lee, he said,--"Lee is a good
+fellow, an honest fellow, but he is without strength
+or ambition. He would not make a fit partner
+for a man with a great enterprise. He would not make
+a fit partner for me."
+
+At such hints and innuendoes stolid Smith,
+puffing solemnly at his pipe, would simply raise his
+eyebrows and shake his head, with little
+interjections of medical wisdom as to earlier hours
+and fresher air.
+
+One habit Bellingham had developed of late which
+Smith knew to be a frequent herald of a weakening
+mind. He appeared to be forever talking to himself.
+At late hours of the night, when there could be no
+visitor with him, Smith could still hear his voice
+beneath him in a low, muffled monologue, sunk almost
+to a whisper, and yet very audible in the silence.
+This solitary babbling annoyed and distracted the
+student, so that he spoke more than once to his
+neighbour about it. Bellingham, however, flushed up
+at the charge, and denied curtly that he had uttered
+a sound; indeed, he showed more annoyance over the
+matter than the occasion seemed to demand.
+
+Had Abercrombie Smith had any doubt as to his own
+ears he had not to go far to find corroboration. Tom
+Styles, the little wrinkled man-servant who had
+attended to the wants of the lodgers in the turret
+for a longer time than any man's memory could carry
+him, was sorely put to it over the same matter.
+
+"If you please, sir," said he, as he tidied down
+the top chamber one morning, "do you think Mr.
+Bellingham is all right, sir?"
+
+"All right, Styles?"
+
+"Yes sir. Right in his head, sir."
+
+"Why should he not be, then?"
+
+"Well, I don't know, sir. His habits has changed
+of late. He's not the same man he used to be, though
+I make free to say that he was never quite one of my
+gentlemen, like Mr. Hastie or yourself, sir. He's
+took to talkin' to himself something awful. I wonder
+it don't disturb you. I don't know what to make of
+him, sir."
+
+"I don't know what business it is of yours,
+Styles."
+
+"Well, I takes an interest, Mr. Smith. It may be
+forward of me, but I can't help it. I feel sometimes
+as if I was mother and father to my young gentlemen.
+It all falls on me when things go wrong and the
+relations come. But Mr. Bellingham, sir. I want to
+know what it is that walks about his room sometimes
+when he's out and when the door's locked on the
+outside."
+
+"Eh! you're talking nonsense, Styles."
+
+"Maybe so, sir; but I heard it more'n once with
+my own ears."
+
+"Rubbish, Styles."
+
+"Very good, sir. You'll ring the bell if you
+want me."
+
+Abercrombie Smith gave little heed to the gossip
+of the old man-servant, but a small incident occurred
+a few days later which left an unpleasant effect upon
+his mind, and brought the words of Styles forcibly to
+his memory.
+
+Bellingham had come up to see him late one night,
+and was entertaining him with an interesting account
+of the rock tombs of Beni Hassan in Upper Egypt, when
+Smith, whose hearing was remarkably acute, distinctly
+heard the sound of a door opening on the landing
+below.
+
+"There's some fellow gone in or out of your
+room," he remarked.
+
+Bellingham sprang up and stood helpless for a
+moment, with the expression of a man who is half
+incredulous and half afraid.
+
+"I surely locked it. I am almost positive that I
+locked it," he stammered. "No one could have opened
+it."
+
+"Why, I hear someone coming up the steps now,"
+said Smith.
+
+Bellingham rushed out through the door, slammed
+it loudly behind him, and hurried down the stairs.
+About half-way down Smith heard him stop, and thought
+he caught the sound of whispering. A moment later
+the door beneath him shut, a key creaked in a lock,
+and Bellingham, with beads of moisture upon his pale
+face, ascended the stairs once more, and re-entered
+the room.
+
+"It's all right," he said, throwing himself down
+in a chair. "It was that fool of a dog. He had
+pushed the door open. I don't know how I came to
+forget to lock it."
+
+"I didn't know you kept a dog," said Smith,
+looking very thoughtfully at the disturbed face of
+his companion.
+
+"Yes, I haven't had him long. I must get rid of
+him. He's a great nuisance."
+
+"He must be, if you find it so hard to shut him
+up. I should have thought that shutting the door
+would have been enough, without locking it."
+
+"I want to prevent old Styles from letting him
+out. He's of some value, you know, and it would be
+awkward to lose him."
+
+"I am a bit of a dog-fancier myself," said Smith,
+still gazing hard at his companion from the corner of
+his eyes. "Perhaps you'll let me have a look at it."
+
+"Certainly. But I am afraid it cannot be to-
+night; I have an appointment. Is that clock right?
+Then I am a quarter of an hour late already. You'll
+excuse me, I am sure."
+
+He picked up his cap and hurried from the room.
+In spite of his appointment, Smith heard him re-enter
+his own chamber and lock his door upon the inside.
+
+This interview left a disagreeable impression
+upon the medical student's mind. Bellingham had
+lied to him, and lied so clumsily that it looked as
+if he had desperate reasons for concealing the truth.
+Smith knew that his neighbour had no dog. He knew,
+also, that the step which he had heard upon the
+stairs was not the step of an animal. But if it were
+not, then what could it be? There was old Styles's
+statement about the something which used to pace the
+room at times when the owner was absent. Could it be
+a woman? Smith rather inclined to the view. If so,
+it would mean disgrace and expulsion to Bellingham if
+it were discovered by the authorities, so that his
+anxiety and falsehoods might be accounted for. And
+yet it was inconceivable that an undergraduate could
+keep a woman in his rooms without being instantly
+detected. Be the explanation what it might, there
+was something ugly about it, and Smith determined, as
+he turned to his books, to discourage all further
+attempts at intimacy on the part of his soft-spoken
+and ill-favoured neighbour.
+
+But his work was destined to interruption that
+night. He had hardly caught tip the broken threads
+when a firm, heavy footfall came three steps at a
+time from below, and Hastie, in blazer and flannels,
+burst into the room.
+
+"Still at it!" said he, plumping down into his
+wonted arm-chair. "What a chap you are to stew!
+I believe an earthquake might come and knock Oxford
+into a cocked hat, and you would sit perfectly placid
+with your books among the rains. However, I won't
+bore you long. Three whiffs of baccy, and I am off."
+
+"What's the news, then?" asked Smith, cramming a
+plug of bird's-eye into his briar with his
+forefinger.
+
+"Nothing very much. Wilson made 70 for the
+freshmen against the eleven. They say that they will
+play him instead of Buddicomb, for Buddicomb is clean
+off colour. He used to be able to bowl a little, but
+it's nothing but half-vollies and long hops now."
+
+"Medium right," suggested Smith, with the intense
+gravity which comes upon a 'varsity man when he
+speaks of athletics.
+
+"Inclining to fast, with a work from leg. Comes
+with the arm about three inches or so. He used to be
+nasty on a wet wicket. Oh, by-the-way, have you
+heard about Long Norton?"
+
+"What's that?"
+
+"He's been attacked."
+
+"Attacked?"
+
+"Yes, just as he was turning out of the High
+Street, and within a hundred yards of the gate of
+Old's."
+
+"But who----"
+
+"Ah, that's the rub! If you said `what,'
+you would be more grammatical. Norton swears
+that it was not human, and, indeed, from the
+scratches on his throat, I should be inclined to
+agree with him."
+
+"What, then? Have we come down to spooks?"
+
+Abercrombie Smith puffed his scientific contempt.
+
+"Well, no; I don't think that is quite the idea,
+either. I am inclined to think that if any showman
+has lost a great ape lately, and the brute is in
+these parts, a jury would find a true bill against
+it. Norton passes that way every night, you know,
+about the same hour. There's a tree that hangs low
+over the path--the big elm from Rainy's garden.
+Norton thinks the thing dropped on him out of the
+tree. Anyhow, he was nearly strangled by two arms,
+which, he says, were as strong and as thin as steel
+bands. He saw nothing; only those beastly arms that
+tightened and tightened on him. He yelled his head
+nearly off, and a couple of chaps came running, and
+the thing went over the wall like a cat. He never
+got a fair sight of it the whole time. It gave
+Norton a shake up, I can tell you. I tell him it has
+been as good as a change at the sea-side for him."
+
+"A garrotter, most likely," said Smith.
+
+"Very possibly. Norton says not; but we
+don't mind what he says. The garrotter had long
+nails, and was pretty smart at swinging himself over
+walls. By-the-way, your beautiful neighbour would be
+pleased if he heard about it. He had a grudge
+against Norton, and he's not a man, from what I know
+of him, to forget his little debts. But hallo, old
+chap, what have you got in your noddle?"
+
+"Nothing," Smith answered curtly.
+
+He had started in his chair, and the look had
+flashed over his face which comes upon a man who is
+struck suddenly by some unpleasant idea.
+
+"You looked as if something I had said had taken
+you on the raw. By-the-way, you have made the
+acquaintance of Master B. since I looked in last,
+have you not? Young Monkhouse Lee told me something
+to that effect."
+
+"Yes; I know him slightly. He has been up here
+once or twice."
+
+"Well, you're big enough and ugly enough to take
+care of yourself. He's not what I should call
+exactly a healthy sort of Johnny, though, no doubt,
+he's very clever, and all that. But you'll soon find
+out for yourself. Lee is all right; he's a very
+decent little fellow. Well, so long, old chap! I
+row Mullins for the Vice-Chancellor's pot on
+Wednesday week, so mind you come down, in case I
+don't see you before."
+
+Bovine Smith laid down his pipe and turned
+stolidly to his books once more. But with all
+the will in the world, he found it very hard to keep
+his mind upon his work. It would slip away to brood
+upon the man beneath him, and upon the little mystery
+which hung round his chambers. Then his thoughts
+turned to this singular attack of which Hastie had
+spoken, and to the grudge which Bellingham was said
+to owe the object of it. The two ideas would persist
+in rising together in his mind, as though there were
+some close and intimate connection between them. And
+yet the suspicion was so dim and vague that it could
+not be put down in words.
+
+"Confound the chap!" cried Smith, as he shied his
+book on pathology across the room. "He has spoiled
+my night's reading, and that's reason enough, if
+there were no other, why I should steer clear of him
+in the future."
+
+For ten days the medical student confined himself
+so closely to his studies that he neither saw nor
+heard anything of either of the men beneath him. At
+the hours when Bellingham had been accustomed to
+visit him, he took care to sport his oak, and though
+he more than once heard a knocking at his outer door,
+he resolutely refused to answer it. One afternoon,
+however, he was descending the stairs when, just as
+he was passing it, Bellingham's door flew open, and
+young Monkhouse Lee came out with his eyes sparkling
+and a dark flush of anger upon his olive cheeks.
+Close at his heels followed Bellingham, his fat,
+unhealthy face all quivering with malignant passion.
+
+"You fool!" he hissed. "You'll be sorry."
+
+"Very likely," cried the other. "Mind what I
+say. It's off! I won't hear of it!"
+
+"You've promised, anyhow."
+
+"Oh, I'll keep that! I won't speak. But I'd
+rather little Eva was in her grave. Once for all,
+it's off. She'll do what I say. We don't want to
+see you again."
+
+So much Smith could not avoid hearing, but he
+hurried on, for he had no wish to be involved in
+their dispute. There had been a serious breach
+between them, that was clear enough, and Lee was
+going to cause the engagement with his sister to be
+broken off. Smith thought of Hastie's comparison of
+the toad and the dove, and was glad to think that the
+matter was at an end. Bellingham's face when he was
+in a passion was not pleasant to look upon. He was
+not a man to whom an innocent girl could be trusted
+for life. As he walked, Smith wondered languidly
+what could have caused the quarrel, and what the
+promise might be which Bellingham had been so anxious
+that Monkhouse Lee should keep.
+
+It was the day of the sculling match between
+Hastie and Mullins, and a stream of men were
+making their way down to the banks of the Isis.
+A May sun was shining brightly, and the yellow path
+was barred with the black shadows of the tall elm-
+trees. On either side the grey colleges lay back
+from the road, the hoary old mothers of minds looking
+out from their high, mullioned windows at the tide of
+young life which swept so merrily past them. Black-
+clad tutors, prim officials, pale reading men, brown-
+faced, straw-hatted young athletes in white sweaters
+or many-coloured blazers, all were hurrying towards
+the blue winding river which curves through the
+Oxford meadows.
+
+Abercrombie Smith, with the intuition of an old
+oarsman, chose his position at the point where he
+knew that the struggle, if there were a struggle,
+would come. Far off he heard the hum which announced
+the start, the gathering roar of the approach, the
+thunder of running feet, and the shouts of the men in
+the boats beneath him. A spray of half-clad, deep-
+breathing runners shot past him, and craning over
+their shoulders, he saw Hastie pulling a steady
+thirty-six, while his opponent, with a jerky forty,
+was a good boat's length behind him. Smith gave a
+cheer for his friend, and pulling out his watch, was
+starting off again for his chambers, when he felt a
+touch upon his shoulder, and found that young
+Monkhouse Lee was beside him.
+
+"I saw you there," he said, in a timid,
+deprecating way. "I wanted to speak to you, if you
+could spare me a half-hour. This cottage is mine. I
+share it with Harrington of King's. Come in and have
+a cup of tea."
+
+"I must be back presently," said Smith. "I am
+hard on the grind at present. But I'll come in for a
+few minutes with pleasure. I wouldn't have come out
+only Hastie is a friend of mine."
+
+"So he is of mine. Hasn't he a beautiful style?
+Mullins wasn't in it. But come into the cottage.
+It's a little den of a place, but it is pleasant to
+work in during the summer months."
+
+It was a small, square, white building, with
+green doors and shutters, and a rustic trellis-work
+porch, standing back some fifty yards from the
+river's bank. Inside, the main room was roughly
+fitted up as a study--deal table, unpainted shelves
+with books, and a few cheap oleographs upon the wall.
+A kettle sang upon a spirit-stove, and there were tea
+things upon a tray on the table.
+
+"Try that chair and have a cigarette," said Lee.
+"Let me pour you out a cup of tea. It's so good of
+you to come in, for I know that your time is a good
+deal taken up. I wanted to say to you that, if I
+were you, I should change my rooms at once."
+
+"Eh?"
+
+Smith sat staring with a lighted match in one
+hand and his unlit cigarette in the other.
+
+"Yes; it must seem very extraordinary, and the
+worst of it is that I cannot give my reasons, for I
+am under a solemn promise--a very solemn promise.
+But I may go so far as to say that I don't think
+Bellingham is a very safe man to live near. I intend
+to camp out here as much as I can for a time."
+
+"Not safe! What do you mean?"
+
+"Ah, that's what I mustn't say. But do take my
+advice, and move your rooms. We had a grand row to-
+day. You must have heard us, for you came down the
+stairs."
+
+"I saw that you had fallen out."
+
+"He's a horrible chap, Smith. That is the only
+word for him. I have had doubts about him ever since
+that night when he fainted--you remember, when you
+came down. I taxed him to-day, and he told me things
+that made my hair rise, and wanted me to stand in
+with him. I'm not strait-laced, but I am a
+clergyman's son, you know, and I think there are some
+things which are quite beyond the pale. I only thank
+God that I found him out before it was too late, for
+he was to have married into my family."
+
+"This is all very fine, Lee," said Abercrombie
+Smith curtly. "But either you are saying a great
+deal too much or a great deal too little."
+
+"I give you a warning."
+
+"If there is real reason for warning, no promise
+can bind you. If I see a rascal about to blow a
+place up with dynamite no pledge will stand in my way
+of preventing him."
+
+"Ah, but I cannot prevent him, and I can do
+nothing but warn you."
+
+"Without saying what you warn me against."
+
+"Against Bellingham."
+
+"But that is childish. Why should I fear him, or
+any man?"
+
+"I can't tell you. I can only entreat you to
+change your rooms. You are in danger where you are.
+I don't even say that Bellingham would wish to injure
+you. But it might happen, for he is a dangerous
+neighbour just now."
+
+"Perhaps I know more than you think," said Smith,
+looking keenly at the young man's boyish, earnest
+face. "Suppose I tell you that some one else shares
+Bellingham's rooms."
+
+Monkhouse Lee sprang from his chair in
+uncontrollable excitement.
+
+"You know, then?" he gasped.
+
+"A woman."
+
+Lee dropped back again with a groan.
+
+"My lips are sealed," he said. "I must not
+speak."
+
+"Well, anyhow," said Smith, rising, "it is not
+likely that I should allow myself to be frightened
+out of rooms which suit me very nicely. It
+would be a little too feeble for me to move out all
+my goods and chattels because you say that Bellingham
+might in some unexplained way do me an injury. I
+think that I'll just take my chance, and stay where I
+am, and as I see that it's nearly five o'clock, I
+must ask you to excuse me."
+
+He bade the young student adieu in a few curt
+words, and made his way homeward through the sweet
+spring evening feeling half-ruffled, half-amused, as
+any other strong, unimaginative man might who has
+been menaced by a vague and shadowy danger.
+
+There was one little indulgence which Abercrombie
+Smith always allowed himself, however closely his
+work might press upon him. Twice a week, on the
+Tuesday and the Friday, it was his invariable custom
+to walk over to Farlingford, the residence of Dr.
+Plumptree Peterson, situated about a mile and a half
+out of Oxford. Peterson had been a close friend of
+Smith's elder brother Francis, and as he was a
+bachelor, fairly well-to-do, with a good cellar and a
+better library, his house was a pleasant goal for a
+man who was in need of a brisk walk. Twice a week,
+then, the medical student would swing out there along
+the dark country roads, and spend a pleasant hour in
+Peterson's comfortable study, discussing, over a
+glass of old port, the gossip of the 'varsity or
+the latest developments of medicine or of surgery.
+
+On the day which followed his interview with
+Monkhouse Lee, Smith shut up his books at a quarter
+past eight, the hour when he usually started for his
+friend's house. As he was leaving his room, however,
+his eyes chanced to fall upon one of the books which
+Bellingham had lent him, and his conscience pricked
+him for not having returned it. However repellent
+the man might be, he should not be treated with
+discourtesy. Taking the book, he walked downstairs
+and knocked at his neighbour's door. There was no
+answer; but on turning the handle he found that it
+was unlocked. Pleased at the thought of avoiding an
+interview, he stepped inside, and placed the book
+with his card upon the table.
+
+The lamp was turned half down, but Smith could
+see the details of the room plainly enough. It was
+all much as he had seen it before--the frieze, the
+animal-headed gods, the banging crocodile, and the
+table littered over with papers and dried leaves.
+The mummy case stood upright against the wall, but
+the mummy itself was missing. There was no sign of
+any second occupant of the room, and he felt as he
+withdrew that he had probably done Bellingham an
+injustice. Had he a guilty secret to preserve, he
+would hardly leave his door open so that all the
+world might enter.
+
+The spiral stair was as black as pitch, and Smith
+was slowly making his way down its irregular steps,
+when he was suddenly conscious that something had
+passed him in the darkness. There was a faint sound,
+a whiff of air, a light brushing past his elbow, but
+so slight that he could scarcely be certain of it.
+He stopped and listened, but the wind was rustling
+among the ivy outside, and he could hear nothing
+else.
+
+"Is that you, Styles?" he shouted.
+
+There was no answer, and all was still behind
+him. It must have been a sudden gust of air, for
+there were crannies and cracks in the old turret.
+And yet he could almost have sworn that be heard a
+footfall by his very side. He had emerged into the
+quadrangle, still turning the matter over in his
+head, when a man came running swiftly across the
+smooth-cropped lawn.
+
+"Is that you, Smith?"
+
+"Hullo, Hastie!"
+
+"For God's sake come at once! Young Lee is
+drowned! Here's Harrington of King's with the news.
+The doctor is out. You'll do, but come along at
+once. There may be life in him."
+
+"Have you brandy?"
+
+"No. "
+
+"I'll bring some. There's a flask on my table."
+
+Smith bounded up the stairs, taking three at a
+time, seized the flask, and was rushing down with it,
+when, as he passed Bellingham's room, his eyes fell
+upon something which left him gasping and staring
+upon the landing.
+
+The door, which he had closed behind him, was now
+open, and right in front of him, with the lamp-light
+shining upon it, was the mummy case. Three minutes
+ago it had been empty. He could swear to that. Now
+it framed the lank body of its horrible occupant, who
+stood, grim and stark, with his black shrivelled face
+towards the door. The form was lifeless and inert,
+but it seemed to Smith as he gazed that there still
+lingered a lurid spark of vitality, some faint sign
+of consciousness in the little eyes which lurked in
+the depths of the hollow sockets. So astounded and
+shaken was he that he had forgotten his errand, and
+was still staring at the lean, sunken figure when the
+voice of his friend below recalled him to himself.
+
+"Come on, Smith!" he shouted. "It's life and
+death, you know. Hurry up! Now, then," he added, as
+the medical student reappeared, "let us do a sprint.
+It is well under a mile, and we should do it in five
+minutes. A human life is better worth running for
+than a pot."
+
+Neck and neck they dashed through the darkness,
+and did not pull up until, panting and spent,
+they had reached the little cottage by the river.
+Young Lee, limp and dripping like a broken water-
+plant, was stretched upon the sofa, the green scum of
+the river upon his black hair, and a fringe of white
+foam upon his leaden-hued lips. Beside him knelt his
+fellow-student Harrington, endeavouring to chafe some
+warmth back into his rigid limbs.
+
+"I think there's life in him," said Smith, with
+his hand to the lad's side. "Put your watch glass to
+his lips. Yes, there's dimming on it. You take one
+arm, Hastie. Now work it as I do, and we'll soon
+pull him round."
+
+For ten minutes they worked in silence, inflating
+and depressing the chest of the unconscious man. At
+the end of that time a shiver ran through his body,
+his lips trembled, and he opened his eyes. The three
+students burst out into an irrepressible cheer.
+
+"Wake up, old chap. You've frightened us quite
+enough."
+
+"Have some brandy. Take a sip from the flask."
+
+"He's all right now," said his companion
+Harrington. "Heavens, what a fright I got! I was
+reading here, and he had gone for a stroll as far as
+the river, when I heard a scream and a splash. Out I
+ran, and by the time that I could find him and fish
+him out, all life seemed to have gone. Then
+Simpson couldn't get a doctor, for he has a game-leg,
+and I had to run, and I don't know what I'd have done
+without you fellows. That's right, old chap. Sit
+up."
+
+Monkhouse Lee had raised himself on his hands,
+and looked wildly about him.
+
+"What's up?" he asked. "I've been in the water.
+Ah, yes; I remember."
+
+A look of fear came into his eyes, and he sank
+his face into his hands.
+
+"How did you fall in?"
+
+"I didn't fall in."
+
+"How, then?"
+
+"I was thrown in. I was standing by the bank,
+and something from behind picked me up like a feather
+and hurled me in. I heard nothing, and I saw
+nothing. But I know what it was, for all that."
+
+"And so do I, " whispered Smith.
+
+Lee looked up with a quick glance of surprise.
+"You've learned, then!" he said. "You remember the
+advice I gave you?"
+
+"Yes, and I begin to think that I shall take it."
+
+"I don't know what the deuce you fellows are
+talking about," said Hastie, "but I think, if I were
+you, Harrington, I should get Lee to bed at once. It
+will be time enough to discuss the why and the
+wherefore when he is a little stronger. I
+think, Smith, you and I can leave him alone now.
+I am walking back to college; if you are coming in
+that direction, we can have a chat."
+
+But it was little chat that they had upon their
+homeward path. Smith's mind was too full of the
+incidents of the evening, the absence of the mummy
+from his neighbour's rooms, the step that passed him
+on the stair, the reappearance--the extraordinary,
+inexplicable reappearance of the grisly thing--and
+then this attack upon Lee, corresponding so closely
+to the previous outrage upon another man against whom
+Bellingham bore a grudge. All this settled in his
+thoughts, together with the many little incidents
+which had previously turned him against his
+neighbour, and the singular circumstances under which
+he was first called in to him. What had been a dim
+suspicion, a vague, fantastic conjecture, had
+suddenly taken form, and stood out in his mind as a
+grim fact, a thing not to be denied. And yet, how
+monstrous it was! how unheard of! how entirely beyond
+all bounds of human experience. An impartial judge,
+or even the friend who walked by his side, would
+simply tell him that his eyes had deceived him, that
+the mummy had been there all the time, that young Lee
+had tumbled into the river as any other man tumbles
+into a river, and that a blue pill was the best thing
+for a disordered liver. He felt that he would have
+said as much if the positions had been reversed.
+And yet he could swear that Bellingham was a murderer
+at heart, and that he wielded a weapon such as no man
+had ever used in all the grim history of crime.
+
+Hastie had branched off to his rooms with a few
+crisp and emphatic comments upon his friend's
+unsociability, and Abercrombie Smith crossed the
+quadrangle to his corner turret with a strong feeling
+of repulsion for his chambers and their associations.
+He would take Lee's advice, and move his quarters as
+soon as possible, for how could a man study when his
+ear was ever straining for every murmur or footstep
+in the room below? He observed, as he crossed over
+the lawn, that the light was still shining in
+Bellingham's window, and as he passed up the
+staircase the door opened, and the man himself looked
+out at him. With his fat, evil face he was like some
+bloated spider fresh from the weaving of his
+poisonous web.
+
+"Good-evening," said he. "Won't you come in?"
+
+"No," cried Smith, fiercely.
+
+"No? You are busy as ever? I wanted to ask you
+about Lee. I was sorry to hear that there was a
+rumour that something was amiss with him."
+
+His features were grave, but there was the gleam
+of a hidden laugh in his eyes as he spoke.
+Smith saw it, and he could have knocked him down
+for it.
+
+"You'll be sorrier still to hear that Monkhouse
+Lee is doing very well, and is out of all danger," he
+answered. "Your hellish tricks have not come off
+this time. Oh, you needn't try to brazen it out. I
+know all about it."
+
+Bellingham took a step back from the angry
+student, and half-closed the door as if to protect
+himself.
+
+"You are mad," he said. "What do you mean? Do
+you assert that I had anything to do with Lee's
+accident?"
+
+"Yes," thundered Smith. "You and that bag of
+bones behind you; you worked it between you. I tell
+you what it is, Master B., they have given up burning
+folk like you, but we still keep a hangman, and, by
+George! if any man in this college meets his death
+while you are here, I'll have you up, and if you
+don't swing for it, it won't be my fault. You'll
+find that your filthy Egyptian tricks won't answer in
+England."
+
+"You're a raving lunatic," said Bellingham.
+
+"All right. You just remember what I say, for
+you'll find that I'll be better than my word."
+
+The door slammed, and Smith went fuming up to his
+chamber, where he locked the door upon the inside,
+and spent half the night in smoking his old
+briar and brooding over the strange events of the
+evening.
+
+Next morning Abercrombie Smith heard nothing of
+his neighbour, but Harrington called upon him in the
+afternoon to say that Lee was almost himself again.
+All day Smith stuck fast to his work, but in the
+evening he determined to pay the visit to his friend
+Dr. Peterson upon which he had started upon the night
+before. A good walk and a friendly chat would be
+welcome to his jangled nerves.
+
+Bellingham's door was shut as he passed, but
+glancing back when he was some distance from the
+turret, he saw his neighbour's head at the window
+outlined against the lamp-light, his face pressed
+apparently against the glass as he gazed out into the
+darkness. It was a blessing to be away from all
+contact with him, but if for a few hours, and Smith
+stepped out briskly, and breathed the soft spring air
+into his lungs. The half-moon lay in the west
+between two Gothic pinnacles, and threw upon the
+silvered street a dark tracery from the stone-work
+above. There was a brisk breeze, and light, fleecy
+clouds drifted swiftly across the sky. Old's was on
+the very border of the town, and in five minutes
+Smith found himself beyond the houses and between the
+hedges of a May-scented Oxfordshire lane.
+
+It was a lonely and little frequented road
+which led to his friend's house. Early as it
+was, Smith did not meet a single soul upon his way.
+He walked briskly along until he came to the avenue
+gate, which opened into the long gravel drive leading
+up to Farlingford. In front of him he could see the
+cosy red light of the windows glimmering through the
+foliage. He stood with his hand upon the iron latch
+of the swinging gate, and he glanced back at the road
+along which he had come. Something was coming
+swiftly down it.
+
+It moved in the shadow of the hedge, silently and
+furtively, a dark, crouching figure, dimly visible
+against the black background. Even as he gazed back
+at it, it had lessened its distance by twenty paces,
+and was fast closing upon him. Out of the darkness
+he had a glimpse of a scraggy neck, and of two eyes
+that will ever haunt him in his dreams. He turned,
+and with a cry of terror he ran for his life up the
+avenue. There were the red lights, the signals of
+safety, almost within a stone's throw of him. He was
+a famous runner, but never had he run as he ran that
+night.
+
+The heavy gate had swung into place behind him,
+but he heard it dash open again before his pursuer.
+As he rushed madly and wildly through the night, he
+could hear a swift, dry patter behind him, and could
+see, as he threw back a glance, that this horror was
+bounding like a tiger at his heels, with blazing eyes
+and one stringy arm outthrown. Thank God, the
+door was ajar. He could see the thin bar of light
+which shot from the lamp in the hall. Nearer yet
+sounded the clatter from behind. He heard a hoarse
+gurgling at his very shoulder. With a shriek he
+flung himself against the door, slammed and bolted it
+behind him, and sank half-fainting on to the hall
+chair.
+
+"My goodness, Smith, what's the matter?" asked
+Peterson, appearing at the door of his study.
+
+"Give me some brandy!"
+
+Peterson disappeared, and came rushing out again
+with a glass and a decanter.
+
+"You need it," he said, as his visitor drank off
+what he poured out for him. "Why, man, you are as
+white as a cheese."
+
+Smith laid down his glass, rose up, and took a
+deep breath.
+
+"I am my own man again now," said he. "I was
+never so unmanned before. But, with your leave,
+Peterson, I will sleep here to-night, for I don't
+think I could face that road again except by
+daylight. It's weak, I know, but I can't help it."
+
+Peterson looked at his visitor with a very
+questioning eye.
+
+"Of course you shall sleep here if you wish.
+I'll tell Mrs. Burney to make up the spare bed.
+Where are you off to now?"
+
+"Come up with me to the window that overlooks the
+door. I want you to see what I have seen."
+
+They went up to the window of the upper hall
+whence they could look down upon the approach to the
+house. The drive and the fields on either side lay
+quiet and still, bathed in the peaceful moonlight.
+
+"Well, really, Smith," remarked Peterson, "it is
+well that I know you to be an abstemious man. What
+in the world can have frightened you?"
+
+"I'll tell you presently. But where can it have
+gone? Ah, now look, look! See the curve of the road
+just beyond your gate."
+
+"Yes, I see; you needn't pinch my arm off. I saw
+someone pass. I should say a man, rather thin,
+apparently, and tall, very tall. But what of him?
+And what of yourself? You are still shaking like an
+aspen leaf."
+
+"I have been within hand-grip of the devil,
+that's all. But come down to your study, and I shall
+tell you the whole story."
+
+He did so. Under the cheery lamplight, with a
+glass of wine on the table beside him, and the portly
+form and florid face of his friend in front, he
+narrated, in their order, all the events, great and
+small, which had formed so singular a chain, from the
+night on which he had found Bellingham fainting
+in front of the mummy case until his horrid
+experience of an hour ago.
+
+"There now," he said as he concluded, "that's the
+whole black business. It is monstrous and
+incredible, but it is true."
+
+Dr. Plumptree Peterson sat for some time in
+silence with a very puzzled expression upon his face.
+
+"I never heard of such a thing in my life,
+never!" he said at last. "You have told me the
+facts. Now tell me your inferences."
+
+"You can draw your own."
+
+"But I should like to hear yours. You have
+thought over the matter, and I have not."
+
+"Well, it must be a little vague in detail, but
+the main points seem to me to be clear enough. This
+fellow Bellingham, in his Eastern studies, has got
+hold of some infernal secret by which a mummy--or
+possibly only this particular mummy--can be
+temporarily brought to life. He was trying this
+disgusting business on the night when he fainted. No
+doubt the sight of the creature moving had shaken his
+nerve, even though he had expected it. You remember
+that almost the first words he said were to call out
+upon himself as a fool. Well, he got more hardened
+afterwards, and carried the matter through without
+fainting. The vitality which he could put into it
+was evidently only a passing thing, for I have
+seen it continually in its case as dead as this
+table. He has some elaborate process, I fancy, by
+which he brings the thing to pass. Having done it,
+he naturally bethought him that he might use the
+creature as an agent. It has intelligence and it has
+strength. For some purpose he took Lee into his
+confidence; but Lee, like a decent Christian, would
+have nothing to do with such a business. Then they
+had a row, and Lee vowed that he would tell his
+sister of Bellingham's true character. Bellingham's
+game was to prevent him, and he nearly managed it, by
+setting this creature of his on his track. He had
+already tried its powers upon another man--Norton--
+towards whom he had a grudge. It is the merest
+chance that he has not two murders upon his soul.
+Then, when I taxed him with the matter, he had the
+strongest reasons for wishing to get me out of the
+way before I could convey my knowledge to anyone
+else. He got his chance when I went out, for he knew
+my habits, and where I was bound for. I have had a
+narrow shave, Peterson, and it is mere luck you
+didn't find me on your doorstep in the morning. I'm
+not a nervous man as a rule, and I never thought to
+have the fear of death put upon me as it was to-
+night."
+
+"My dear boy, you take the matter too seriously,"
+said his companion. "Your nerves are out of order
+with your work, and you make too much of it.
+How could such a thing as this stride about the
+streets of Oxford, even at night, without being
+seen?"
+
+"It has been seen. There is quite a scare in the
+town about an escaped ape, as they imagine the
+creature to be. It is the talk of the place."
+
+"Well, it's a striking chain of events. And yet,
+my dear fellow, you must allow that each incident in
+itself is capable of a more natural explanation."
+
+"What! even my adventure of to-night?"
+
+"Certainly. You come out with your nerves all
+unstrung, and your head full of this theory of yours.
+Some gaunt, half-famished tramp steals after you, and
+seeing you run, is emboldened to pursue you. Your
+fears and imagination do the rest."
+
+"It won't do, Peterson; it won't do."
+
+"And again, in the instance of your finding the
+mummy case empty, and then a few moments later with
+an occupant, you know that it was lamplight, that the
+lamp was half turned down, and that you had no
+special reason to look hard at the case. It is quite
+possible that you may have overlooked the creature in
+the first instance."
+
+"No, no; it is out of the question."
+
+"And then Lee may have fallen into the river, and
+Norton been garrotted. It is certainly a formidable
+indictment that you have against Bellingham;
+but if you were to place it before a police
+magistrate, he would simply laugh in your face."
+
+"I know he would. That is why I mean to take the
+matter into my own hands."
+
+"Eh?"
+
+"Yes; I feel that a public duty rests upon me,
+and, besides, I must do it for my own safety, unless
+I choose to allow myself to be hunted by this beast
+out of the college, and that would be a little too
+feeble. I have quite made up my mind what I shall
+do. And first of all, may I use your paper and pens
+for an hour?"
+
+"Most certainly. You will find all that you want
+upon that side table."
+
+Abercrombie Smith sat down before a sheet of
+foolscap, and for an hour, and then for a second hour
+his pen travelled swiftly over it. Page after page
+was finished and tossed aside while his friend leaned
+back in his arm-chair, looking across at him with
+patient curiosity. At last, with an exclamation of
+satisfaction, Smith sprang to his feet, gathered his
+papers up into order, and laid the last one upon
+Peterson's desk.
+
+"Kindly sign this as a witness," he said.
+
+"A witness? Of what?"
+
+"Of my signature, and of the date. The date is
+the most important. Why, Peterson, my life might
+hang upon it."
+
+"My dear Smith, you are talking wildly. Let me
+beg you to go to bed."
+
+"On the contrary, I never spoke so deliberately
+in my life. And I will promise to go to bed the
+moment you have signed it."
+
+"But what is it?"
+
+"It is a statement of all that I have been
+telling you to-night. I wish you to witness it."
+
+"Certainly," said Peterson, signing his name
+under that of his companion. "There you are! But
+what is the idea?"
+
+"You will kindly retain it, and produce it in
+case I am arrested."
+
+"Arrested? For what?"
+
+"For murder. It is quite on the cards. I wish
+to be ready for every event. There is only one
+course open to me, and I am determined to take it."
+
+"For Heaven's sake, don't do anything rash!"
+
+"Believe me, it would be far more rash to adopt
+any other course. I hope that we won't need to
+bother you, but it will ease my mind to know that you
+have this statement of my motives. And now I am
+ready to take your advice and to go to roost, for I
+want to be at my best in the morning."
+
+
+Abercrombie Smith was not an entirely pleasant
+man to have as an enemy. Slow and easytempered,
+he was formidable when driven to action. He brought
+to every purpose in life the same deliberate
+resoluteness which had distinguished him as a
+scientific student. He had laid his studies aside
+for a day, but he intended that the day should not be
+wasted. Not a word did he say to his host as to his
+plans, but by nine o'clock he was well on his way to
+Oxford.
+
+In the High Street he stopped at Clifford's, the
+gun-maker's, and bought a heavy revolver, with a box
+of central-fire cartridges. Six of them he slipped
+into the chambers, and half-cocking the weapon,
+placed it in the pocket of his coat. He then made
+his way to Hastie's rooms, where the big oarsman was
+lounging over his breakfast, with the Sporting
+Times propped up against the coffeepot.
+
+"Hullo! What's up?" he asked. "Have some
+coffee?"
+
+"No, thank you. I want you to come with me,
+Hastie, and do what I ask you."
+
+"Certainly, my boy."
+
+"And bring a heavy stick with you."
+
+"Hullo!" Hastie stared. "Here's a hunting-crop
+that would fell an ox."
+
+"One other thing. You have a box of amputating
+knives. Give me the longest of them."
+
+"There you are. You seem to be fairly on the war
+trail. Anything else?"
+
+"No; that will do." Smith placed the knife inside
+his coat, and led the way to the quadrangle. "We are
+neither of us chickens, Hastie," said he. "I think I
+can do this job alone, but I take you as a
+precaution. I am going to have a little talk with
+Bellingham. If I have only him to deal with, I
+won't, of course, need you. If I shout, however, up
+you come, and lam out with your whip as hard as you
+can lick. Do you understand?"
+
+"All right. I'll come if I hear you bellow."
+
+"Stay here, then. It may be a little time, but
+don't budge until I come down."
+
+"I'm a fixture."
+
+Smith ascended the stairs, opened Bellingham's
+door and stepped in. Bellingham was seated behind
+his table, writing. Beside him, among his litter of
+strange possessions, towered the mummy case, with its
+sale number 249 still stuck upon its front, and its
+hideous occupant stiff and stark within it. Smith
+looked very deliberately round him, closed the door,
+locked it, took the key from the inside, and then
+stepping across to the fireplace, struck a match and
+set the fire alight. Bellingham sat staring, with
+amazement and rage upon his bloated face.
+
+"Well, really now, you make yourself at home," he
+gasped.
+
+Smith sat himself deliberately down, placing
+his watch upon the table, drew out his pistol,
+cocked it, and laid it in his lap. Then he took the
+long amputating knife from his bosom, and threw it
+down in front of Bellingham.
+
+"Now, then," said he, "just get to work and cut
+up that mummy."
+
+"Oh, is that it?" said Bellingham with a sneer.
+
+"Yes, that is it. They tell me that the law
+can't touch you. But I have a law that will set
+matters straight. If in five minutes you have not
+set to work, I swear by the God who made me that I
+will put a bullet through your brain!"
+
+"You would murder me?"
+
+Bellingham had half risen, and his face was the
+colour of putty.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"And for what?"
+
+"To stop your mischief. One minute has gone."
+
+"But what have I done?"
+
+"I know and you know."
+
+"This is mere bullying."
+
+"Two minutes are gone."
+
+"But you must give reasons. You are a madman--a
+dangerous madman. Why should I destroy my own
+property? It is a valuable mummy."
+
+"You must cut it up, and you must burn it."
+
+"I will do no such thing."
+
+"Four minutes are gone."
+
+Smith took up the pistol and he looked towards
+Bellingham with an inexorable face. As the second-
+hand stole round, he raised his hand, and the finger
+twitched upon the trigger.
+
+"There! there! I'll do it!" screamed Bellingham.
+
+In frantic haste he caught up the knife and
+hacked at the figure of the mummy, ever glancing
+round to see the eye and the weapon of his terrible
+visitor bent upon him. The creature crackled and
+snapped under every stab of the keen blade. A thick
+yellow dust rose up from it. Spices and dried
+essences rained down upon the floor. Suddenly, with
+a rending crack, its backbone snapped asunder, and it
+fell, a brown heap of sprawling limbs, upon the
+floor.
+
+"Now into the fire!" said Smith.
+
+The flames leaped and roared as the dried and
+tinderlike debris was piled upon it. The little room
+was like the stoke-hole of a steamer and the sweat
+ran down the faces of the two men; but still the one
+stooped and worked, while the other sat watching him
+with a set face. A thick, fat smoke oozed out from
+the fire, and a heavy smell of burned rosin and
+singed hair filled the air. In a quarter of an hour
+a few charred and brittle sticks were all that was
+left of Lot No. 249.
+
+"Perhaps that will satisfy you," snarled
+Bellingham, with hate and fear in his little grey
+eyes as he glanced back at his tormenter.
+
+"No; I must make a clean sweep of all your
+materials. We must have no more devil's tricks. In
+with all these leaves! They may have something to do
+with it."
+
+"And what now?" asked Bellingham, when the leaves
+also had been added to the blaze.
+
+"Now the roll of papyrus which you had on the
+table that night. It is in that drawer, I think."
+
+"No, no," shouted Bellingham. "Don't burn that!
+Why, man, you don't know what you do. It is unique;
+it contains wisdom which is nowhere else to be
+found."
+
+"Out with it!"
+
+"But look here, Smith, you can't really mean it.
+I'll share the knowledge with you. I'll teach you
+all that is in it. Or, stay, let me only copy it
+before you burn it!"
+
+Smith stepped forward and turned the key in the
+drawer. Taking out the yellow, curled roll of paper,
+he threw it into the fire, and pressed it down with
+his heel. Bellingham screamed, and grabbed at it;
+but Smith pushed him back, and stood over it until it
+was reduced to a formless grey ash.
+
+"Now, Master B.," said he, "I think I have
+pretty well drawn your teeth. You'll hear from
+me again, if you return to your old tricks. And now
+good-morning, for I must go back to my studies."
+
+And such is the narrative of Abercrombie Smith as
+to the singular events which occurred in Old College,
+Oxford, in the spring of '84. As Bellingham left the
+university immediately afterwards, and was last heard
+of in the Soudan, there is no one who can contradict
+his statement. But the wisdom of men is small, and
+the ways of nature are strange, and who shall put a
+bound to the dark things which may be found by those
+who seek for them?
+
+
+
+
+THE LOS AMIGOS FIASCO.
+
+
+I used to be the leading practitioner of Los
+Amigos. Of course, everyone has heard of the great
+electrical generating gear there. The town is wide
+spread, and there are dozens of little townlets and
+villages all round, which receive their supply from
+the same centre, so that the works are on a very
+large scale. The Los Amigos folk say that they are
+the largest upon earth, but then we claim that for
+everything in Los Amigos except the gaol and the
+death-rate. Those are said to be the smallest.
+
+Now, with so fine an electrical supply, it seemed
+to be a sinful waste of hemp that the Los Amigos
+criminals should perish in the old-fashioned manner.
+And then came the news of the eleotrocutions in the
+East, and how the results had not after all been so
+instantaneous as had been hoped. The Western
+Engineers raised their eyebrows when they read of the
+puny shocks by which these men had perished, and they
+vowed in Los Amigos that when an irreclaimable came
+their way he should be dealt handsomely by,
+and have the run of all the big dynamos. There
+should be no reserve, said the engineers, but he
+should have all that they had got. And what the
+result of that would be none could predict, save that
+it must be absolutely blasting and deadly. Never
+before had a man been so charged with electricity as
+they would charge him. He was to be smitten by the
+essence of ten thunderbolts. Some prophesied
+combustion, and some disintegration and
+disappearance. They were waiting eagerly to settle
+the question by actual demonstration, and it was just
+at that moment that Duncan Warner came that way.
+
+Warner had been wanted by the law, and by nobody
+else, for many years. Desperado, murderer, train
+robber and road agent, he was a man beyond the pale
+of human pity. He had deserved a dozen deaths, and
+the Los Amigos folk grudged him so gaudy a one as
+that. He seemed to feel himself to be unworthy of
+it, for he made two frenzied attempts at escape. He
+was a powerful, muscular man, with a lion head,
+tangled black locks, and a sweeping beard which
+covered his broad chest. When he was tried, there
+was no finer head in all the crowded court. It's no
+new thing to find the best face looking from the
+dock. But his good looks could not balance his bad
+deeds. His advocate did all he knew, but the
+cards lay against him, and Duncan Warner was
+handed over to the mercy of the big Los Amigos
+dynamos.
+
+I was there at the committee meeting when the
+matter was discussed. The town council had chosen
+four experts to look after the arrangements. Three
+of them were admirable. There was Joseph M`Conner,
+the very man who had designed the dynamos, and there
+was Joshua Westmacott, the chairman of the Los Amigos
+Electrical Supply Company, Limited. Then there was
+myself as the chief medical man, and lastly an old
+German of the name of Peter Stulpnagel. The Germans
+were a strong body at Los Amigos, and they all voted
+for their man. That was how he got on the committee.
+It was said that he had been a wonderful electrician
+at home, and he was eternally working with wires and
+insulators and Leyden jars; but, as he never seemed
+to get any further, or to have any results worth
+publishing he came at last to be regarded as a
+harmless crank, who had made science his hobby. We
+three practical men smiled when we heard that he had
+been elected as our colleague, and at the meeting we
+fixed it all up very nicely among ourselves without
+much thought of the old fellow who sat with his ears
+scooped forward in his hands, for he was a trifle
+hard of hearing, taking no more part in the
+proceedings than the gentlemen of the press who
+scribbled their notes on the back benches.
+
+We did not take long to settle it all. In New
+York a strength of some two thousand volts had been
+used, and death had not been instantaneous.
+Evidently their shock had been too weak. Los Amigos
+should not fall into that error. The charge should
+be six times greater, and therefore, of course, it
+would be six times more effective. Nothing could
+possibly be more logical. The whole concentrated
+force of the great dynamos should be employed on
+Duncan Warner.
+
+So we three settled it, and had already risen to
+break up the meeting, when our silent companion
+opened his month for the first time.
+
+"Gentlemen," said he, "you appear to me to show
+an extraordinary ignorance upon the subject of
+electricity. You have not mastered the first
+principles of its actions upon a human being."
+
+The committee was about to break into an angry
+reply to this brusque comment, but the chairman of
+the Electrical Company tapped his forehead to claim
+its indulgence for the crankiness of the speaker.
+
+"Pray tell us, sir," said he, with an ironical
+smile, "what is there in our conclusions with which
+you find fault?"
+
+"With your assumption that a large dose of
+electricity will merely increase the effect of a
+small dose. Do you not think it possible that it
+might have an entirely different result? Do you know
+anything, by actual experiment, of the effect of such
+powerful shocks?"
+
+"We know it by analogy," said the chairman,
+pompously. "All drugs increase their effect when
+they increase their dose; for example--for
+example----"
+
+"Whisky," said Joseph M`Connor.
+
+"Quite so. Whisky. You see it there."
+
+Peter Stulpnagel smiled and shook his head.
+
+"Your argument is not very good," said he. "When
+I used to take whisky, I used to find that one glass
+would excite me, but that six would send me to sleep,
+which is just the opposite. Now, suppose that
+electricity were to act in just the opposite way
+also, what then?"
+
+We three practical men burst out laughing. We
+had known that our colleague was queer, but we never
+had thought that he would be as queer as this.
+
+"What then?" repeated Philip Stulpnagel.
+
+"We'll take our chances," said the chairman.
+
+"Pray consider," said Peter, "that workmen who
+have touched the wires, and who have received shocks
+of only a few hundred volts, have died instantly.
+The fact is well known. And yet when a much greater
+force was used upon a criminal at New York, the
+man struggled for some little time. Do you not
+clearly see that the smaller dose is the more
+deadly?"
+
+"I think, gentlemen, that this discussion has
+been carried on quite long enough," said the
+chairman, rising again. "The point, I take it, has
+already been decided by the majority of the
+committee, and Duncan Warner shall be electrocuted on
+Tuesday by the full strength of the Los Amigos
+dynamos. Is it not so?"
+
+"I agree," said Joseph M`Connor.
+
+"I agree," said I.
+
+"And I protest," said Peter Stulpnagel.
+
+"Then the motion is carried, and your protest
+will be duly entered in the minutes," said the
+chairman, and so the sitting was dissolved.
+
+The attendance at the electrocution was a very
+small one. We four members of the committee were, of
+course, present with the executioner, who was to act
+under their orders. The others were the United
+States Marshal, the governor of the gaol, the
+chaplain, and three members of the press. The room
+was a small brick chamber, forming an outhouse to the
+Central Electrical station. It had been used as a
+laundry, and had an oven and copper at one side, but
+no other furniture save a single chair for the
+condemned man. A metal plate for his feet was placed
+in front of it, to which ran a thick, insulated wire.
+Above, another wire depended from the ceiling,
+which could be connected with a small metallic rod
+projecting from a cap which was to be placed upon his
+head. When this connection was established Duncan
+Warner's hour was come.
+
+There was a solemn hush as we waited for the
+coming of the prisoner. The practical engineers
+looked a little pale, and fidgeted nervously with the
+wires. Even the hardened Marshal was ill at ease,
+for a mere hanging was one thing, and this blasting
+of flesh and blood a very different one. As to the
+pressmen, their faces were whiter than the sheets
+which lay before them. The only man who appeared to
+feel none of the influence of these preparations was
+the little German crank, who strolled from one to the
+other with a smile on his lips and mischief in his
+eyes. More than once he even went so far as to burst
+into a shout of laughter, until the chaplain sternly
+rebuked him for his ill-timed levity.
+
+"How can you so far forget yourself, Mr.
+Stulpnagel," said he, "as to jest in the presence of
+death?"
+
+But the German was quite unabashed.
+
+"If I were in the presence of death I should not
+jest," said he, "but since I am not I may do what I
+choose."
+
+This flippant reply was about to draw another and
+a sterner reproof from the chaplain, when the
+door was swung open and two warders entered
+leading Duncan Warner between them. He glanced round
+him with a set face, stepped resolutely forward, and
+seated himself upon the chair.
+
+"Touch her off!" said he.
+
+It was barbarous to keep him in suspense. The
+chaplain murmured a few words in his ear, the
+attendant placed the cap upon his head, and then,
+while we all held our breath, the wire and the metal
+were brought in contact.
+
+"Great Scott!" shouted Duncan Warner.
+
+He had bounded in his chair as the frightful
+shock crashed through his system. But he was not
+dead. On the contrary, his eyes gleamed far more
+brightly than they had done before. There was only
+one change, but it was a singular one. The black had
+passed from his hair and beard as the shadow passes
+from a landscape. They were both as white as snow.
+And yet there was no other sign of decay. His skin
+was smooth and plump and lustrous as a child's.
+
+The Marshal looked at the committee with a
+reproachful eye.
+
+"There seems to be some hitch here, gentle-
+men," said he.
+
+We three practical men looked at each other.
+
+Peter Stulpnagel smiled pensively.
+
+"I think that another one should do it," said I.
+
+Again the connection was made, and again Duncan
+Warner sprang in his chair and shouted, but, indeed,
+were it not that he still remained in the chair none
+of us would have recognised him. His hair and his
+beard had shredded off in an instant, and the room
+looked like a barber's shop on a Saturday night.
+There he sat, his eyes still shining, his skin
+radiant with the glow of perfect health, but with a
+scalp as bald as a Dutch cheese, and a chin without
+so much as a trace of down. He began to revolve one
+of his arms, slowly and doubtfully at first, but with
+more confidence as he went on.
+
+"That jint," said he, "has puzzled half the
+doctors on the Pacific Slope. It's as good as new,
+and as limber as a hickory twig."
+
+"You are feeling pretty well?" asked the old
+German.
+
+"Never better in my life," said Duncan Warner
+cheerily.
+
+The situation was a painful one. The Marshal
+glared at the committee. Peter Stulpnagel grinned
+and rubbed his hands. The engineers scratched their
+heads. The bald-headed prisoner revolved his arm and
+looked pleased.
+
+"I think that one more shock----" began the
+chairman.
+
+"No, sir," said the Marshal "we've had foolery
+enough for one morning. We are here for an
+execution, and a execution we'll have."
+
+"What do you propose?"
+
+"There's a hook handy upon the ceiling. Fetch in
+a rope, and we'll soon set this matter straight."
+
+There was another awkward delay while the warders
+departed for the cord. Peter Stulpnagel bent over
+Duncan Warner, and whispered something in his ear.
+The desperado started in surprise.
+
+"You don't say?" he asked.
+
+The German nodded.
+
+"What! Noways?"
+
+Peter shook his head, and the two began to laugh
+as though they shared some huge joke between them.
+
+The rope was brought, and the Marshal himself
+slipped the noose over the criminal's neck. Then the
+two warders, the assistant and he swung their victim
+into the air. For half an hour he hung--a dreadful
+sight--from the ceiling. Then in solemn silence they
+lowered him down, and one of the warders went out to
+order the shell to be brought round. But as he
+touched ground again what was our amazement when
+Duncan Warner put his hands up to his neck, loosened
+the noose, and took a long, deep breath.
+
+"Paul Jefferson's sale is goin' well," he
+remarked, "I could see the crowd from up
+yonder," and he nodded at the hook in the ceiling.
+
+"Up with him again!" shouted the Marshal, "we'll
+get the life out of him somehow."
+
+In an instant the victim was up at the hook once
+more.
+
+They kept him there for an hour, but when he came
+down he was perfectly garrulous.
+
+"Old man Plunket goes too much to the Arcady
+Saloon," said he. "Three times he's been there in an
+hour; and him with a family. Old man Plunket would
+do well to swear off."
+
+It was monstrous and incredible, but there it
+was. There was no getting round it. The man was
+there talking when he ought to have been dead. We
+all sat staring in amazement, but United States
+Marshal Carpenter was not a man to be euchred so
+easily. He motioned the others to one side, so that
+the prisoner was left standing alone.
+
+"Duncan Warner," said he, slowly, "you are here
+to play your part, and I am here to play mine. Your
+game is to live if you can, and my game is to carry
+out the sentence of the law. You've beat us on
+electricity. I'll give you one there. And you've
+beat us on hanging, for you seem to thrive on it.
+But it's my turn to beat you now, for my duty has to
+be done."
+
+He pulled a six-shooter from his coat as he
+spoke, and fired all the shots through the body
+of the prisoner. The room was so filled with smoke
+that we could see nothing, but when it cleared the
+prisoner was still standing there, looking down in
+disgust at the front of his coat.
+
+"Coats must be cheap where you come from," said
+he. "Thirty dollars it cost me, and look at it now.
+The six holes in front are bad enough, but four of
+the balls have passed out, and a pretty state the
+back must be in."
+
+The Marshal's revolver fell from his hand, and he
+dropped his arms to his sides, a beaten man.
+
+"Maybe some of you gentlemen can tell me what
+this means," said he, looking helplessly at the
+committee.
+
+Peter Stulpnagel took a step forward.
+
+"I'll tell you all about it," said he.
+
+"You seem to be the only person who knows
+anything."
+
+"I AM the only person who knows anything. I
+should have warned these gentlemen; but, as they
+would not listen to me, I have allowed them to learn
+by experience. What you have done with your
+electricity is that you have increased this man's
+vitality until he can defy death for centuries."
+
+"Centuries!"
+
+"Yes, it will take the wear of hundreds of years
+to exhaust the enormous nervous energy with
+which you have drenched him. Electricity is life,
+and you have charged him with it to the utmost.
+Perhaps in fifty years you might execute him, but I
+am not sanguine about it."
+
+"Great Scott! What shall I do with him?" cried
+the unhappy Marshal.
+
+Peter Stulpnagel shrugged his shoulders.
+
+"It seems to me that it does not much matter what
+you do with him now," said he.
+
+"Maybe we could drain the electricity out of him
+again. Suppose we hang him up by the heels?"
+
+"No, no, it's out of the question."
+
+"Well, well, he shall do no more mischief in Los
+Amigos, anyhow," said the Marshal, with decision.
+"He shall go into the new gaol. The prison will wear
+him out."
+
+"On the contrary," said Peter Stulpnagel, "I
+think that it is much more probable that he will wear
+out the prison."
+
+It was rather a fiasco and for years we didn't
+talk more about it than we could help, but it's no
+secret now and I thought you might like to jot down
+the facts in your case-book.
+
+
+
+
+THE DOCTORS OF HOYLAND.
+
+
+Dr. James Ripley was always looked upon as an
+exceedingly lucky dog by all of the profession who
+knew him. His father had preceded him in a practice
+in the village of Hoyland, in the north of Hampshire,
+and all was ready for him on the very first day that
+the law allowed him to put his name at the foot of a
+prescription. In a few years the old gentleman
+retired, and settled on the South Coast, leaving his
+son in undisputed possession of the whole country
+side. Save for Dr. Horton, near Basingstoke, the
+young surgeon had a clear run of six miles in every
+direction, and took his fifteen hundred pounds a
+year, though, as is usual in country practices, the
+stable swallowed up most of what the consulting-room
+earned.
+
+Dr. James Ripley was two-and-thirty years of age,
+reserved, learned, unmarried, with set, rather stern
+features, and a thinning of the dark hair upon the
+top of his head, which was worth quite a hundred a
+year to him. He was particularly happy in
+his management of ladies. He had caught the tone of
+bland sternness and decisive suavity which dominates
+without offending. Ladies, however, were not equally
+happy in their management of him. Professionally, he
+was always at their service. Socially, he was a drop
+of quicksilver. In vain the country mammas spread
+out their simple lures in front of him. Dances and
+picnics were not to his taste, and he preferred
+during his scanty leisure to shut himself up in his
+study, and to bury himself in Virchow's Archives and
+the professional journals.
+
+Study was a passion with him, and he would have
+none of the rust which often gathers round a country
+practitioner. It was his ambition to keep his
+knowledge as fresh and bright as at the moment when
+he had stepped out of the examination hall. He
+prided himself on being able at a moment's notice to
+rattle off the seven ramifications of some obscure
+artery, or to give the exact percentage of any
+physiological compound. After a long day's work he
+would sit up half the night performing iridectomies
+and extractions upon the sheep's eyes sent in by the
+village butcher, to the horror of his housekeeper,
+who had to remove the debris next morning. His
+love for his work was the one fanaticism which found
+a place in his dry, precise nature.
+
+It was the more to his credit that he should
+keep up to date in his knowledge, since he had
+no competition to force him to exertion. In the
+seven years during which he had practised in Hoyland
+three rivals had pitted themselves against him, two
+in the village itself and one in the neighbouring
+hamlet of Lower Hoyland. Of these one had sickened
+and wasted, being, as it was said, himself the only
+patient whom he had treated during his eighteen
+months of ruralising. A second had bought a fourth
+share of a Basingstoke practice, and had departed
+honourably, while a third had vanished one September
+night, leaving a gutted house and an unpaid drug bill
+behind him. Since then the district had become a
+monopoly, and no one had dared to measure himself
+against the established fame of the Hoyland doctor.
+
+It was, then, with a feeling of some surprise and
+considerable curiosity that on driving through Lower
+Hoyland one morning he perceived that the new house
+at the end of the village was occupied, and that a
+virgin brass plate glistened upon the swinging gate
+which faced the high road. He pulled up his fifty
+guinea chestnut mare and took a good look at it.
+"Verrinder Smith, M. D.," was printed across it in
+very neat, small lettering. The last man had had
+letters half a foot long, with a lamp like a fire-
+station. Dr. James Ripley noted the difference, and
+deduced from it that the new-comer might
+possibly prove a more formidable opponent. He was
+convinced of it that evening when he came to consult
+the current medical directory. By it he learned that
+Dr. Verrinder Smith was the holder of superb degrees,
+that he had studied with distinction at Edinburgh,
+Paris, Berlin, and Vienna, and finally that he had
+been awarded a gold medal and the Lee Hopkins
+scholarship for original research, in recognition of
+an exhaustive inquiry into the functions of the
+anterior spinal nerve roots. Dr. Ripley passed his
+fingers through his thin hair in bewilderment as he
+read his rival's record. What on earth could so
+brilliant a man mean by putting up his plate in a
+little Hampshire hamlet.
+
+But Dr. Ripley furnished himself with an
+explanation to the riddle. No doubt Dr. Verrinder
+Smith had simply come down there in order to pursue
+some scientific research in peace and quiet. The
+plate was up as an address rather than as an
+invitation to patients. Of course, that must be the
+true explanation. In that case the presence of this
+brilliant neighbour would be a splendid thing for his
+own studies. He had often longed for some kindred
+mind, some steel on which he might strike his flint.
+Chance had brought it to him, and he rejoiced
+exceedingly.
+
+And this joy it was which led him to take a step
+which was quite at variance with his usual
+habits. It is the custom for a new-comer among
+medical men to call first upon the older, and the
+etiquette upon the subject is strict. Dr. Ripley was
+pedantically exact on such points, and yet he
+deliberately drove over next day and called upon Dr.
+Verrinder Smith. Such a waiving of ceremony was, he
+felt, a gracious act upon his part, and a fit prelude
+to the intimate relations which he hoped to establish
+with his neighbour.
+
+The house was neat and well appointed, and Dr.
+Ripley was shown by a smart maid into a dapper little
+consulting room. As he passed in he noticed two or
+three parasols and a lady's sun bonnet hanging in the
+hall. It was a pity that his colleague should be a
+married man. It would put them upon a different
+footing, and interfere with those long evenings of
+high scientific talk which he had pictured to
+himself. On the other hand, there was much in the
+consulting room to please him. Elaborate
+instruments, seen more often in hospitals than in the
+houses of private practitioners, were scattered
+about. A sphygmograph stood upon the table and a
+gasometer-like engine, which was new to Dr. Ripley,
+in the corner. A book-case full of ponderous volumes
+in French and German, paper-covered for the most
+part, and varying in tint from the shell to the yoke
+of a duck's egg, caught his wandering eyes, and he
+was deeply absorbed in their titles when the
+door opened suddenly behind him. Turning round, he
+found himself facing a little woman, whose plain,
+palish face was remarkable only for a pair of shrewd,
+humorous eyes of a blue which had two shades too much
+green in it. She held a pince-nez in her left
+hand, and the doctor's card in her right.
+
+"How do you do, Dr. Ripley? " said she.
+
+"How do you do, madam?" returned the visitor.
+"Your husband is perhaps out?"
+
+"I am not married," said she simply.
+
+"Oh, I beg your pardon! I meant the doctor--Dr.
+Verrinder Smith."
+
+"I am Dr. Verrinder Smith."
+
+Dr. Ripley was so surprised that he dropped his
+hat and forgot to pick it up again.
+
+"What!" he grasped, "the Lee Hopkins prizeman!
+You!"
+
+He had never seen a woman doctor before, and his
+whole conservative soul rose up in revolt at the
+idea. He could not recall any Biblical injunction
+that the man should remain ever the doctor and the
+woman the nurse, and yet he felt as if a blasphemy
+had been committed. His face betrayed his feelings
+only too clearly.
+
+"I am sorry to disappoint you," said the lady
+drily.
+
+"You certainly have surprised me," he answered,
+picking up his hat.
+
+"You are not among our champions, then?"
+
+"I cannot say that the movement has my approval."
+
+"And why?"
+
+"I should much prefer not to discuss it."
+
+"But I am sure you will answer a lady's
+question."
+
+"Ladies are in danger of losing their privileges
+when they usurp the place of the other sex. They
+cannot claim both."
+
+"Why should a woman not earn her bread by her
+brains?"
+
+Dr. Ripley felt irritated by the quiet manner in
+which the lady cross-questioned him.
+
+"I should much prefer not to be led into a
+discussion, Miss Smith."
+
+"Dr. Smith," she interrupted.
+
+"Well, Dr. Smith! But if you insist upon an
+answer, I must say that I do not think medicine a
+suitable profession for women and that I have a
+personal objection to masculine ladies."
+
+It was an exceedingly rude speech, and he was
+ashamed of it the instant after he had made it. The
+lady, however, simply raised her eyebrows and smiled.
+
+"It seems to me that you are begging the
+question," said she. "Of course, if it makes women
+masculine that WOULD be a considerable
+deterioration."
+
+It was a neat little counter, and Dr. Ripley,
+like a pinked fencer, bowed his acknowledgment.
+
+"I must go," said he.
+
+"I am sorry that we cannot come to some more
+friendly conclusion since we are to be neighbours,"
+she remarked.
+
+He bowed again, and took a step towards the door.
+
+"It was a singular coincidence," she continued,
+"that at the instant that you called I was reading
+your paper on `Locomotor Ataxia,' in the Lancet."
+
+"Indeed," said he drily.
+
+"I thought it was a very able monograph."
+
+"You are very good."
+
+"But the views which you attribute to Professor
+Pitres, of Bordeaux, have been repudiated by him."
+
+"I have his pamphlet of 1890," said Dr. Ripley
+angrily.
+
+"Here is his pamphlet of 1891." She picked it
+from among a litter of periodicals. "If you have
+time to glance your eye down this passage----"
+
+Dr. Ripley took it from her and shot rapidly
+through the paragraph which she indicated. There was
+no denying that it completely knocked the bottom out
+of his own article. He threw it down, and with
+another frigid bow he made for the door. As he took
+the reins from the groom he glanced round and
+saw that the lady was standing at her window, and it
+seemed to him that she was laughing heartily.
+
+All day the memory of this interview haunted him.
+He felt that he had come very badly out of it. She
+had showed herself to be his superior on his own pet
+subject. She had been courteous while he had been
+rude, self-possessed when he had been angry. And
+then, above all, there was her presence, her
+monstrous intrusion to rankle in his mind. A woman
+doctor had been an abstract thing before, repugnant
+but distant. Now she was there in actual practice,
+with a brass plate up just like his own, competing
+for the same patients. Not that he feared
+competition, but he objected to this lowering of his
+ideal of womanhood. She could not be more than
+thirty, and had a bright, mobile face, too. He
+thought of her humorous eyes, and of her strong,
+well-turned chin. It revolted him the more to recall
+the details of her education. A man, of course.
+could come through such an ordeal with all his
+purity, but it was nothing short of shameless in a
+woman.
+
+But it was not long before he learned that even
+her competition was a thing to be feared. The
+novelty of her presence had brought a few curious
+invalids into her consulting rooms, and, once there,
+they had been so impressed by the firmness of her
+manner and by the singular, new-fashioned
+instruments with which she tapped, and peered,
+and sounded, that it formed the core of their
+conversation for weeks afterwards. And soon there
+were tangible proofs of her powers upon the country
+side. Farmer Eyton, whose callous ulcer had been
+quietly spreading over his shin for years back under
+a gentle regime of zinc ointment, was painted
+round with blistering fluid, and found, after three
+blasphemous nights, that his sore was stimulated into
+healing. Mrs. Crowder, who had always regarded the
+birthmark upon her second daughter Eliza as a sign of
+the indignation of the Creator at a third helping of
+raspberry tart which she had partaken of during a
+critical period, learned that, with the help of two
+galvanic needles, the mischief was not irreparable.
+In a month Dr. Verrinder Smith was known, and in two
+she was famous.
+
+Occasionally, Dr. Ripley met her as he drove upon
+his rounds. She had started a high dogcart, taking
+the reins herself, with a little tiger behind. When
+they met he invariably raised his hat with
+punctilious politeness, but the grim severity of his
+face showed how formal was the courtesy. In fact,
+his dislike was rapidly deepening into absolute
+detestation. "The unsexed woman," was the
+description of her which he permitted himself to give
+to those of his patients who still remained staunch.
+But, indeed, they were a rapidly-decreasing
+body, and every day his pride was galled by the news
+of some fresh defection. The lady had somehow
+impressed the country folk with almost superstitious
+belief in her power, and from far and near they
+flocked to her consulting room.
+
+But what galled him most of all was, when she did
+something which he had pronounced to be
+impracticable. For all his knowledge he lacked nerve
+as an operator, and usually sent his worst cases up
+to London. The lady, however, had no weakness of the
+sort, and took everything that came in her way. It
+was agony to him to hear that she was about to
+straighten little Alec Turner's club foot, and right
+at the fringe of the rumour came a note from his
+mother, the rector's wife, asking him if he would be
+so good as to act as chloroformist. It would be
+inhumanity to refuse, as there was no other who could
+take the place, but it was gall and wormwood to his
+sensitive nature. Yet, in spite of his vexation, he
+could not but admire the dexterity with which the
+thing was done. She handled the little wax-like foot
+so gently, and held the tiny tenotomy knife as an
+artist holds his pencil. One straight insertion, one
+snick of a tendon, and it was all over without a
+stain upon the white towel which lay beneath. He had
+never seen anything more masterly, and he had the
+honesty to say so, though her skill increased his
+dislike of her. The operation spread her fame
+still further at his expense, and self-preservation
+was added to his other grounds for detesting her.
+And this very detestation it was which brought
+matters to a curious climax.
+
+One winter's night, just as he was rising from
+his lonely dinner, a groom came riding down from
+Squire Faircastle's, the richest man in the district,
+to say that his daughter had scalded her hand, and
+that medical help was needed on the instant. The
+coachman had ridden for the lady doctor, for it
+mattered nothing to the Squire who came as long as it
+were speedily. Dr. Ripley rushed from his surgery
+with the determination that she should not effect an
+entrance into this stronghold of his if hard driving
+on his part could prevent it. He did not even wait
+to light his lamps, but sprang into his gig and flew
+off as fast as hoof could rattle. He lived rather
+nearer to the Squire's than she did, and was
+convinced that he could get there well before her.
+
+And so he would but for that whimsical element of
+chance, which will for ever muddle up the affairs of
+this world and dumbfound the prophets. Whether it
+came from the want of his lights, or from his mind
+being full of the thoughts of his rival, he allowed
+too little by half a foot in taking the sharp turn
+upon the Basingstoke road. The empty trap and the
+frightened horse clattered away into the
+darkness, while the Squire's groom crawled out of the
+ditch into which he had been shot. He struck a
+match, looked down at his groaning companion, and
+then, after the fashion of rough, strong men when
+they see what they have not seen before, he was very
+sick.
+
+The doctor raised himself a little on his elbow
+in the glint of the match. He caught a glimpse of
+something white and sharp bristling through his
+trouser leg half way down the shin.
+
+"Compound!" he groaned. "A three months' job,"
+and fainted.
+
+When he came to himself the groom was gone, for
+he had scudded off to the Squire's house for help,
+but a small page was holding a gig-lamp in front of
+his injured leg, and a woman, with an open case of
+polished instruments gleaming in the yellow light,
+was deftly slitting up his trouser with a crooked
+pair of scissors.
+
+"It's all right, doctor," said she soothingly.
+"I am so sorry about it. You can have Dr. Horton to-
+morrow, but I am sure you will allow me to help you
+to-night. I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw
+you by the roadside."
+
+"The groom has gone for help," groaned the
+sufferer.
+
+"When it comes we can move you into the gig. A
+little more light, John! So! Ah, dear, dear, we
+shall have laceration unless we reduce this
+before we move you. Allow me to give you a whiff of
+chloroform, and I have no doubt that I can secure it
+sufficiently to----"
+
+Dr. Ripley never heard the end of that sentence.
+He tried to raise a hand and to murmur something in
+protest, but a sweet smell was in his nostrils, and a
+sense of rich peace and lethargy stole over his
+jangled nerves. Down he sank, through clear, cool
+water, ever down and down into the green shadows
+beneath, gently, without effort, while the pleasant
+chiming of a great belfry rose and fell in his ears.
+Then he rose again, up and up, and ever up, with a
+terrible tightness about his temples, until at last
+he shot out of those green shadows and was in the
+light once more. Two bright, shining, golden spots
+gleamed before his dazed eyes. He blinked and
+blinked before he could give a name to them. They
+were only the two brass balls at the end posts of his
+bed, and he was lying in his own little room, with a
+head like a cannon ball, and a leg like an iron bar.
+Turning his eyes, he saw the calm face of Dr.
+Verrinder Smith looking down at him.
+
+"Ah, at last!" said she. "I kept you under all
+the way home, for I knew how painful the jolting
+would be. It is in good position now with a strong
+side splint. I have ordered a morphia draught for
+you. Shall I tell your groom to ride for Dr. Horton
+in the morning?"
+
+"I should prefer that you should continue the
+case," said Dr. Ripley feebly, and then, with a half
+hysterical laugh,--"You have all the rest of the
+parish as patients, you know, so you may as well make
+the thing complete by having me also."
+
+It was not a very gracious speech, but it was a
+look of pity and not of anger which shone in her eyes
+as she turned away from his bedside.
+
+Dr. Ripley had a brother, William, who was
+assistant surgeon at a London hospital, and who was
+down in Hampshire within a few hours of his hearing
+of the accident. He raised his brows when he heard
+the details.
+
+"What! You are pestered with one of those!" he
+cried.
+
+"I don't know what I should have done without
+her."
+
+I've no doubt she's an excellent nurse."
+
+"She knows her work as well as you or I."
+
+"Speak for yourself, James," said the London man
+with a sniff. "But apart from that, you know that
+the principle of the thing is all wrong."
+
+"You think there is nothing to be said on the
+other side?"
+
+"Good heavens! do you?"
+
+"Well, I don't know. It struck me during
+the night that we may have been a little narrow
+in our views."
+
+"Nonsense, James. It's all very fine for women
+to win prizes in the lecture room, but you know as
+well as I do that they are no use in an emergency.
+Now I warrant that this woman was all nerves when she
+was setting your leg. That reminds me that I had
+better just take a look at it and see that it is all
+right."
+
+"I would rather that you did not undo it," said
+the patient. "I have her assurance that it is all
+right."
+
+Brother William was deeply shocked.
+
+"Of course, if a woman's assurance is of more
+value than the opinion of the assistant surgeon of a
+London hospital, there is nothing more to be said," he remarked.
+
+"I should prefer that you did not touch it," said
+the patient firmly, and Dr. William went back to
+London that evening in a huff.
+
+The lady, who had heard of his coming, was much
+surprised on learning his departure.
+
+"We had a difference upon a point of professional
+etiquette," said Dr. James, and it was all the
+explanation he would vouchsafe.
+
+For two long months Dr. Ripley was brought in
+contact with his rival every day, and he learned many
+things which he had not known before. She was a
+charming companion, as well as a most assiduous
+doctor. Her short presence during the long, weary
+day was like a flower in a sand waste. What
+interested him was precisely what interested her, and
+she could meet him at every point upon equal terms.
+And yet under all her learning and her firmness ran a
+sweet, womanly nature, peeping out in her talk,
+shining in her greenish eyes, showing itself in a
+thousand subtle ways which the dullest of men could
+read. And he, though a bit of a prig and a pedant,
+was by no means dull, and had honesty enough to
+confess when he was in the wrong.
+
+"I don't know how to apologise to you," he said
+in his shame-faced fashion one day, when he had
+progressed so far as to be able to sit in an arm-
+chair with his leg upon another one; "I feel that I
+have been quite in the wrong."
+
+"Why, then?"
+
+"Over this woman question. I used to think that
+a woman must inevitably lose something of her charm
+if she took up such studies."
+
+"Oh, you don't think they are necessarily
+unsexed, then?" she cried, with a mischievous smile.
+
+"Please don't recall my idiotic expression."
+
+"I feel so pleased that I should have helped in
+changing your views. I think that it is the most
+sincere compliment that I have ever had paid me."
+
+"At any rate, it is the truth," said he, and was
+happy all night at the remembrance of the flush of
+pleasure which made her pale face look quite comely
+for the instant.
+
+For, indeed, he was already far past the stage
+when he would acknowledge her as the equal of any
+other woman. Already he could not disguise from
+himself that she had become the one woman. Her
+dainty skill, her gentle touch, her sweet presence,
+the community of their tastes, had all united to
+hopelessly upset his previous opinions. It was a
+dark day for him now when his convalescence allowed
+her to miss a visit, and darker still that other one
+which he saw approaching when all occasion for her
+visits would be at an end. It came round at last,
+however, and he felt that his whole life's fortune
+would hang upon the issue of that final interview.
+He was a direct man by nature, so he laid his hand
+upon hers as it felt for his pulse, and he asked her
+if she would be his wife.
+
+"What, and unite the practices?" said she.
+
+He started in pain and anger.
+
+"Surely you do not attribute any such base motive
+to me!" he cried. "I love you as unselfishly as ever
+a woman was loved."
+
+"No, I was wrong. It was a foolish speech," said
+she, moving her chair a little back, and tapping her
+stethoscope upon her knee. "Forget that I ever
+said it. I am so sorry to cause you any
+disappointment, and I appreciate most highly the
+honour which you do me, but what you ask is quite
+impossible."
+
+With another woman he might have urged the point,
+but his instincts told him that it was quite useless
+with this one. Her tone of voice was conclusive. He
+said nothing, but leaned back in his chair a stricken
+man.
+
+"I am so sorry," she said again. "If I had known
+what was passing in your mind I should have told you
+earlier that I intended to devote my life entirely to
+science. There are many women with a capacity for
+marriage, but few with a taste for biology. I will
+remain true to my own line, then. I came down here
+while waiting for an opening in the Paris
+Physiological Laboratory. I have just heard that
+there is a vacancy for me there, and so you will be
+troubled no more by my intrusion upon your practice.
+I have done you an injustice just as you did me one.
+I thought you narrow and pedantic, with no good
+quality. I have learned during your illness to
+appreciate you better, and the recollection of our
+friendship will always be a very pleasant one to me."
+
+And so it came about that in a very few weeks
+there was only one doctor in Hoyland. But folks
+noticed that the one had aged many years in a few
+months, that a weary sadness lurked always in
+the depths of his blue eyes, and that he was less
+concerned than ever with the eligible young ladies
+whom chance, or their careful country mammas, placed
+in his way.
+
+
+
+
+THE SURGEON TALKS.
+
+
+"Men die of the diseases which they have studied
+most," remarked the surgeon, snipping off the end of
+a cigar with all his professional neatness and
+finish. "It's as if the morbid condition was an evil
+creature which, when it found itself closely hunted,
+flew at the throat of its pursuer. If you worry the
+microbes too much they may worry you. I've seen
+cases of it, and not necessarily in microbic diseases
+either. There was, of course, the well-known
+instance of Liston and the aneurism; and a dozen
+others that I could mention. You couldn't have a
+clearer case than that of poor old Walker of St.
+Christopher's. Not heard of it? Well, of course, it
+was a little before your time, but I wonder that it
+should have been forgotten. You youngsters are so
+busy in keeping up to the day that you lose a good
+deal that is interesting of yesterday.
+
+"Walker was one of the best men in Europe on
+nervous disease. You must have read his little book
+on sclerosis of the posterior columns.
+It's as interesting as a novel, and epoch-making
+in its way. He worked like a horse, did Walker--huge
+consulting practice--hours a day in the clinical
+wards--constant original investigations. And then he
+enjoyed himself also. `De mortuis,' of course,
+but still it's an open secret among all who knew him.
+If he died at forty-five, he crammed eighty years
+into it. The marvel was that he could have held on
+so long at the pace at which he was going. But he
+took it beautifully when it came.
+
+"I was his clinical assistant at the time.
+Walker was lecturing on locomotor ataxia to a wardful
+of youngsters. He was explaining that one of the
+early signs of the complaint was that the patient
+could not put his heels together with his eyes shut
+without staggering. As he spoke, he suited the
+action to the word. I don't suppose the boys noticed
+anything. I did, and so did he, though he finished
+his lecture without a sign.
+
+"When it was over he came into my room and lit a
+cigarette.
+
+"`Just run over my reflexes, Smith,' said he.
+
+"There was hardly a trace of them left. I tapped
+away at his knee-tendon and might as well have tried
+to get a jerk out of that sofa-cushion. He stood
+with his eyes shut again, and he swayed like a bush
+in the wind.
+
+"`So,' said he, `it was not intercostal neuralgia
+after all.'
+
+"Then I knew that he had had the lightning pains,
+and that the case was complete. There was nothing to
+say, so I sat looking at him while he puffed and
+puffed at his cigarette. Here he was, a man in the
+prime of life, one of the handsomest men in London,
+with money, fame, social success, everything at his
+feet, and now, without a moment's warning, he was
+told that inevitable death lay before him, a death
+accompanied by more refined and lingering tortures
+than if he were bound upon a Red Indian stake. He
+sat in the middle of the blue cigarette cloud with
+his eyes cast down, and the slightest little
+tightening of his lips. Then he rose with a motion
+of his arms, as one who throws off old thoughts and
+enters upon a new course.
+
+"`Better put this thing straight at once,' said
+he. `I must make some fresh arrangements. May I use
+your paper and envelopes?'
+
+"He settled himself at my desk and he wrote half
+a dozen letters. It is not a breach of confidence to
+say that they were not addressed to his professional
+brothers. Walker was a single man, which means that
+he was not restricted to a single woman. When he had
+finished, he walked out of that little room of mine,
+leaving every hope and ambition of his life behind
+him. And he might have had another year of
+ignorance and peace if it had not been for the chance
+illustration in his lecture.
+
+"It took five years to kill him, and he stood it
+well. If he had ever been a little irregular he
+atoned for it in that long martyrdom. He kept an
+admirable record of his own symptoms, and worked out
+the eye changes more fully than has ever been done.
+When the ptosis got very bad he would hold his eyelid
+up with one hand while he wrote. Then, when he could
+not co-ordinate his muscles to write, he dictated to
+his nurse. So died, in the odour of science, James
+Walker, aet. 45.
+
+"Poor old Walker was very fond of experimental
+surgery, and he broke ground in several directions.
+Between ourselves, there may have been some more
+ground-breaking afterwards, but he did his best for
+his cases. You know M`Namara, don't you? He always
+wears his hair long. He lets it be understood that
+it comes from his artistic strain, but it is really
+to conceal the loss of one of his ears. Walker cut
+the other one off, but you must not tell Mac I said
+so.
+
+"It was like this. Walker had a fad about the
+portio dura--the motor to the face, you know--and he
+thought paralysis of it came from a disturbance of
+the blood supply. Something else which
+counterbalanced that disturbance might, he
+thought, set it right again. We had a very obstinate
+case of Bell's paralysis in the wards, and had tried
+it with every conceivable thing, blistering, tonics,
+nerve-stretching, galvanism, needles, but all without
+result. Walker got it into his head that removal of
+the ear would increase the blood supply to the part,
+and he very soon gained the consent of the patient to
+the operation.
+
+"Well, we did it at night. Walker, of course,
+felt that it was something of an experiment, and did
+not wish too much talk about it unless it proved
+successful. There were half-a-dozen of us there,
+M`Namara and I among the rest. The room was a small
+one, and in the centre was in the narrow table, with
+a macintosh over the pillow, and a blanket which
+extended almost to the floor on either side. Two
+candles, on a side-table near the pillow, supplied
+all the light. In came the patient, with one side of
+his face as smooth as a baby's, and the other all in
+a quiver with fright. He lay down, and the
+chloroform towel was placed over his face, while
+Walker threaded his needles in the candle light. The
+chloroformist stood at the head of the table, and
+M`Namara was stationed at the side to control the
+patient. The rest of us stood by to assist.
+
+"Well, the man was about half over when he fell
+into one of those convulsive flurries which come
+with the semi-unconscious stage. He kicked and
+plunged and struck out with both hands. Over with a
+crash went the little table which held the candles,
+and in an instant we were left in total darkness.
+You can think what a rush and a scurry there was, one
+to pick up the table, one to find the matches, and
+some to restrain the patient who was still dashing
+himself about. He was held down by two dressers, the
+chloroform was pushed, and by the time the candles
+were relit, his incoherent, half-smothered shoutings
+had changed to a stertorous snore. His head was
+turned on the pillow and the towel was still kept
+over his face while the operation was carried
+through. Then the towel was withdrawn, and you can
+conceive our amazement when we looked upon the face
+of M`Namara.
+
+"How did it happen? Why, simply enough. As the
+candles went over, the chloroformist had stopped for
+an instant and had tried to catch them. The patient,
+just as the light went out, had rolled off and under
+the table. Poor M`Namara, clinging frantically to
+him, had been dragged across it, and the
+chloroformist, feeling him there, had naturally
+claped the towel across his mouth and nose. The
+others had secured him, and the more he roared and
+kicked the more they drenched him with chloroform.
+Walker was very nice about it, and made the most
+handsome apologies. He offered to do a plastic
+on the spot, and make as good an ear as he could, but
+M`Namara had had enough of it. As to the patient, we
+found him sleeping placidly under the table, with the
+ends of the blanket screening him on both sides.
+Walker sent M`Namara round his ear next day in a jar
+of methylated spirit, but Mac's wife was very angry
+about it, and it led to a good deal of ill-feeling.
+
+"Some people say that the more one has to do with
+human nature, and the closer one is brought in
+contact with it, the less one thinks of it. I don't
+believe that those who know most would uphold that
+view. My own experience is dead against it. I was
+brought up in the miserable-mortal-clay school of
+theology, and yet here I am, after thirty years of
+intimate acquaintance with humanity, filled with
+respect for it. The, evil lies commonly upon the
+surface. The deeper strata are good. A hundred
+times I have seen folk condemned to death as suddenly
+as poor Walker was. Sometimes it was to blindness or
+to mutilations which are worse than death. Men and
+women, they almost all took it beautifully, and some
+with such lovely unselfishness, and with such
+complete absorption in the thought of how their fate
+would affect others, that the man about town, or the
+frivolously-dressed woman has seemed to change into
+an angel before my eyes. I have seen death-
+beds, too, of all ages and of all creeds and want of
+creeds. I never saw any of them shrink, save only
+one poor, imaginative young fellow, who had spent his
+blameless life in the strictest of sects. Of course,
+an exhausted frame is incapable of fear, as anyone
+can vouch who is told, in the midst of his sea-
+sickness, that the ship is going to the bottom. That
+is why I rate courage in the face of mutilation to be
+higher than courage when a wasting illness is fining
+away into death.
+
+"Now, I'll take a case which I had in my own
+practice last Wednesday. A lady came in to consult
+me--the wife of a well-known sporting baronet. The
+husband had come with her, but remained, at her
+request, in the waiting-room. I need not go into
+details, but it proved to be a peculiarly malignant
+case of cancer. `I knew it,' said she. `How long
+have I to live?' `I fear that it may exhaust your
+strength in a few months,' I answered. `Poor old
+Jack!' said she. `I'll tell him that it is not
+dangerous.' `Why should you deceive him?' I asked.
+`Well, he's very uneasy about it, and he is quaking
+now in the waiting-room. He has two old friends to
+dinner to-night, and I haven't the heart to spoil his
+evening. To-morrow will be time enough for him to
+learn the truth.' Out she walked, the brave little
+woman, and a moment later her husband, with his
+big, red face shining with joy came plunging into my
+room to shake me by the hand. No, I respected her
+wish and I did not undeceive him. I dare bet that
+evening was one of the brightest, and the next
+morning the darkest, of his life.
+
+"It's wonderful how bravely and cheerily a woman
+can face a crushing blow. It is different with men.
+A man can stand it without complaining, but it knocks
+him dazed and silly all the same. But the woman does
+not lose her wits any more than she does her courage.
+Now, I had a case only a few weeks ago which would
+show you what I mean. A gentleman consulted me about
+his wife, a very beautiful woman. She had a small
+tubercular nodule upon her upper arm, according to
+him. He was sure that it was of no importance, but
+he wanted to know whether Devonshire or the Riviera
+would be the better for her. I examined her and found
+a frightful sarcoma of the bone, hardly showing upon
+the surface, but involving the shoulder-blade and
+clavicle as well as the humerus. A more malignant
+case I have never seen. I sent her out of the room
+and I told him the truth. What did he do? Why, he
+walked slowly round that room with his hands behind
+his back, looking with the greatest interest at the
+pictures. I can see him now, putting up his gold
+pince-nez and staring at them with perfectly
+vacant eyes, which told me that he saw neither them
+nor the wall behind them. `Amputation of the arm?'
+he asked at last. `And of the collar-bone and
+shoulder-blade,' said I. `Quite so. The collar-bone
+and shoulder-blade,' he repeated, still staring about
+him with those lifeless eyes. It settled him. I
+don't believe he'll ever be the same man again. But
+the woman took it as bravely and brightly as could
+be, and she has done very well since. The mischief
+was so great that the arm snapped as we drew it from
+the night-dress. No, I don't think that there will
+be any return, and I have every hope of her recovery.
+
+"The first patient is a thing which one remembers
+all one's life. Mine was commonplace, and the
+details are of no interest. I had a curious visitor,
+however, during the first few months after my plate
+went up. It was an elderly woman, richly dressed,
+with a wickerwork picnic basket in her hand. This
+she opened with the tears streaming down her face,
+and out there waddled the fattest, ugliest, and
+mangiest little pug dog that I have ever seen. `I
+wish you to put him painlessly out of the world,
+doctor,' she cried. `Quick, quick, or my resolution
+may give way.' She flung herself down, with
+hysterical sobs, upon the sofa. The less experienced
+a doctor is, the higher are his notions of
+professional dignity, as I need not remind you, my
+young friend, so I was about to refuse the
+commission with indignation, when I bethought me
+that, quite apart from medicine, we were gentleman
+and lady, and that she had asked me to do something
+for her which was evidently of the greatest possible
+importance in her eyes. I led off the poor little
+doggie, therefore, and with the help of a saucerful
+of milk and a few drops of prussic acid his exit was
+as speedy and painless as could be desired. `Is it
+over?' she cried as I entered. It was really tragic
+to see how all the love which should have gone to
+husband and children had, in default of them, been
+centred upon this uncouth little animal. She left,
+quite broken down, in her carriage, and it was only
+after her departure that I saw an envelope sealed
+with a large red seal, and lying upon the blotting
+pad of my desk. Outside, in pencil, was written: `I
+have no doubt that you would willingly have done this
+without a fee, but I insist upon your acceptance of
+the enclosed.' I opened it with some vague notions
+of an eccentric millionaire and a fifty-pound note,
+but all I found was a postal order for four and
+sixpence. The whole incident struck me as so
+whimsical that I laughed until I was tired. You'll
+find there's so much tragedy in a doctor's life, my
+boy, that he would not be able to stand it if it were
+not for the strain of comedy which comes every now
+and then to leaven it.
+
+"And a doctor has very much to be thankful for
+also. Don't you ever forget it. It is such a
+pleasure to do a little good that a man should pay
+for the privilege instead of being paid for it.
+Still, of course, he has his home to keep up and his
+wife and children to support. But his patients are
+his friends--or they should be so. He goes from
+house to house, and his step and his voice are loved
+and welcomed in each. What could a man ask for more
+than that? And besides, he is forced to be a good
+man. It is impossible for him to be anything else.
+How can a man spend his whole life in seeing
+suffering bravely borne and yet remain a hard or a
+vicious man? It is a noble, generous, kindly
+profession, and you youngsters have got to see that
+it remains so."
+
+
+
+
+
+End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of Round The Red Lamp
+by Arthur Conan Doyle
+