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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 42772 ***
+
+IT PAYS TO SMILE
+ * * * * *
+NINA WILCOX PUTNAM
+
+
+
+
+It Pays to Smile
+
+ * * * * *
+
+By NINA WILCOX PUTNAM
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A. L. BURT COMPANY
+Publishers
+New York
+
+Published by arrangement with George H. Doran Company
+
+
+
+
+COPYRIGHT, 1920,
+BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
+COPYRIGHT, 1920, BY THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY
+
+
+
+
+TO
+GEORGE HORACE LORIMER
+THE ALL-AMERICAN EDITOR
+
+
+
+
+IT PAYS TO SMILE
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+
+Since the very beginnings of Boston my people, who were, as every school
+child knows, an integral part of the original colony, had the
+commendable habit of recording all those events which bore in a manner
+either psychological or physiological upon their households or upon the
+affairs of state, in which they were ever active. In truth I make small
+doubt that but for the Talbots there would have been no Boston, or at
+least certainly no information regarding it recorded in intelligible
+English. And though in my girlhood I conceived my ancestors' style to be
+a trifle jejune and was myself fond of lighter and more frivolous works
+such as those of Emerson and Walter Pater, a weakness to which I confess
+with all due humility, I nevertheless realize the importance of the
+writings of my family and the desirability of maintaining our tradition
+of making an accurate record of such pertinent events as come under my
+immediate observation in order that future generations in their search
+after truth may have a reliable monument to depend upon. And this
+resolve has been greatly strengthened by perusing the ill-written,
+outrageously sensational and ill-considered newspaper versions of the
+affair which has so recently brought our historic name into the public
+notice under such distressingly vulgar and conspicuous circumstances.
+
+Of course Talbot, the chauffeur, has enjoyed it all immensely, thereby
+to my mind proving once and for all that he has no genuine claim upon
+the name, and that his pretension of belonging to a younger Western
+branch is, as I have consistently maintained, absolutely fallacious. But
+I show weakness by digression. Permit me to recount the tale from its
+true beginning, which was, of course, my unfortunate answering of that
+advertisement in the _Transcript_.
+
+When the wretched thing came to my attention Euphemia and I were seated
+at the supper table; she at the head and I at the side--a custom she has
+insisted upon since our parents' death, her position being that due to
+the elder sister and the rightful head of the family; and the table has
+continued to be set thus, though at the time of my rebellion I was fifty
+and she sixty, and it was absurd that she should maintain a formality
+instituted when she was twenty and I was ten. I had often disputed with
+her about it, but to no avail.
+
+"My dear Freedom," she would rebuke me, "I am the elder and I know what
+is best for youth. So long as I am here this household shall be
+conducted properly!"
+
+And nothing served to move her from that point of view.
+
+Well, upon the portentous evening when my rebellion began we were
+sitting as usual, promptly at five-thirty, in the cheerful if shabby
+dining room of our vast and dilapidated old mansion on Chestnut Street,
+with the sun shining brightly upon the neatly darned table linen, the
+zinnias from the garden and the few remaining bits of family silver. It
+can hardly be said that Old Sol spread his refulgent glory upon very
+much to eat, for he did not, there being nothing but a pot of tea, four
+very thin half slices of toast and the evening _Transcript_. According
+to her custom Euphemia looked at this first herself.
+
+"I perceive that the Republican Party is indignant with the
+Administration," she informed me. "And that a mail service is to be
+established by air from New York. How shocking! The postman will very
+likely drop things from the aƫroplane! I don't approve of the Government
+taking such risks with other people's letters. It is positively
+unseemly. Letters should be brought to one's door by a person with a
+blue coat and a whistle."
+
+"They probably will be," I ventured. "The radical changes in life only
+affect the big things at first."
+
+Euphemia gave me a sharp look.
+
+"Don't think too much, Freedom," she admonished me. "It is unfeminine in
+a younger person. And take care--your jabot almost went into your tea!"
+
+I set down the cup, which I had in truth been holding in such a way that
+my lace cravat was endangered. I am occasionally rather given to
+daydreaming; a reprehensibly slack mental habit of which I have been
+unable wholly to break myself, and I was grateful for the merited
+reproof. Well, I set down the cup and put out my hand for the newspaper,
+which Euphemia, having glanced at the headlines, had finished reading.
+Again she rebuked me, this time with a gesture, and rang the bell. I
+subsided until the fourteen-year-old colored girl who constituted our
+domestic staff made her appearance, enveloped in a white apron which
+gave her a curiously grown-up appearance when viewed from the front, as
+it had been intended for an adult and reached the floor, but which, seen
+from the rear, revealed her immaturity.
+
+"Galadia, hand this paper to Miss Freedom!" said Euphemia with dignity.
+And when the child had complied: "That is all; you may go!"
+
+And Galadia made her exit, slamming the kitchen door behind which her
+voice immediately rose in song:
+
+ _Kiss yo' Honey-Baby-Doll!_
+
+"Good heavens!" exclaimed my sister, rising in wrath. "What ever will
+become of that child?"
+
+And gathering her woolen shawl about her she swept into the kitchen, her
+cap strings tremulous with indignation, and I was left to a swift and
+guilty perusal of the newspaper. I use the adjective "guilty" because I
+knew how thoroughly Euphemia would disapprove of the section to which I,
+for the seventh time in as many days, turned. It was the advertising
+page that I selected, and my eagerness was resultant from a desperate
+resolution which I had secretly made.
+
+I was going to work.
+
+For the first time in the history of my ancient and honorable family, a
+female Talbot was seeking remunerative employment. Terrible as I knew
+this act to be I was unalterably resolved upon it, and was keeping my
+secret from my dear sister only until armed with actual employment, for
+I was but too well aware of what her attitude would be, and determined
+to waste no time in disputing a theoretical situation, but once
+strengthened by actually being engaged in some capacity I would face her
+wrath. Besides, were she to learn prematurely of my plan, she was quite
+capable of attempting to lock me in my chamber as a preventive measure.
+
+But though so long recreant in my decision to take what after mature
+consideration I deemed the right and proper course, it was not for
+nothing that my parents, despairing of ever being blessed with a son,
+had bestowed upon me the family name of Freedom. There had always been a
+male Freedom Talbot, and his tradition had ever justified his name; and
+at length I was determined to live up to it.
+
+My desperate decision had, of course, a pecuniary basis. We were poor;
+there is no denying it. Our parents had left us the house and an income
+of seven hundred a year, which for two maidens who would presumably
+marry was not insufficient in the day of our inheritance. But no mate
+ever having chosen either of us, or been chosen by either of us, and the
+cost of living having risen so inexplicably, our situation had gradually
+become greatly altered. Euphemia steadily opposed the idea of any
+remunerative work, no matter how genteel, and so far I had unwillingly
+submitted, the more readily because we were utterly without training or
+equipment. But when in a single week the tax on the house was increased
+simultaneously with the price of butter, my resolve took shape, and my
+perusal of the advertising sheets began.
+
+On this fateful evening the "Wanted" column at first appeared to be more
+than usually devoid of possibilities. There were the usual "Perfect
+36-38" for Jewish concerns that apparently manufactured clothing.
+Shopgirls were needed, and houseworkers, but I could not bring myself to
+either of these occupations except as a last resort. Typists were also
+desired, and bookkeepers; but I feared my lack of practical education
+would count against me. A traveling saleslady was wanted, and a book
+agent; and as I was pondering the possibilities set forth by these my
+eye fell upon the fateful notice which led to all my strange adventures.
+It was printed rather larger than its fellows, and set forth an
+extraordinary request.
+
+ WANTED: An indigent old lady of impeccable social standing, to act
+ as chaperon to a common young girl who is motherless. Must be
+ dowdy, incompetent, financially embarrassed, snobbish, and never
+ employed before. No pretenders will be considered. Excellent salary
+ and a chance to see the world. Apply Apartment --, Plaza Hotel,
+ between five and seven P.M.
+
+Conceive, if you can, the astonishment with which I perused this
+advertisement. Had I inserted it myself, stating the sort of position
+for which I was best fitted, I could in all candor have stated my case
+and situation no better. Indeed I was obliged to reread the notice
+several times before feeling able to credit my own senses. Then I tore
+the corner containing it from the paper, hastily concealed it in my
+reticule, refolded the remaining sheets in such a fashion as to conceal
+the damage done, and laid it, as was our custom, upon the files under
+the china closet.
+
+Then with quickly beating heart I got the porcelain tub and suds, spread
+the oilcloth upon the side table and completed my daily task of washing
+and putting away the tea china with fingers which trembled so that they
+were scarcely equal to the task.
+
+Then, when Galadia, who refused to dwell with us continuously, had been
+sent home to her parents, and Euphemia had settled herself to her
+crochet work in the drawing-room I stole upstairs, upon the pretext of a
+slight headache, and in the privacy of my chamber again perused that
+amazing scrap of paper.
+
+Could it by chance be the expression of some dull person's humor? Was it
+possibly a snare of some kind? But no, the last seemed improbable
+inasmuch as the requirements were a direct negation of anything which
+would appear desirable to the kidnapper or any such vicious character.
+Moreover, the address given inspired a degree of confidence, because,
+though I was under the impression that all expensive and fashionable
+hotels must be--well, not suitable for the conservative female element
+of our dear city to frequent, still there could be no real danger
+incident to a visit to them by a person like myself, who sought no evil.
+Considering this point I looked at my dear father's watch, which I
+always carried--Euphemia very properly having pre-empted mother's--and
+discovered that the hour was but six.
+
+Then my resolution took firm hold upon me, and without more ado I got
+out my bonnet and pinned it on with resolute fingers, found my best silk
+gloves, and taking my dolman and reticule crept softly down the stairs,
+excitement high within my breast.
+
+At the door of the once-elegant, now shabby reception room I paused to
+peek at Euphemia's unconscious back which was just visible, very stiff
+and correct, in the lonely drawing-room beyond. Fortunately she did not
+hear me, and having thus, as it were, silently saluted her, and feeling
+uncommonly like an errant daughter about to consummate an elopement, I
+shut the front door behind me with care and stepped forth into the
+roseate late afternoon sunlight and my desperate adventure.
+
+I find it difficult indeed to express the mixture of trepidation and
+elation which possessed me upon this occasion. The very streets,
+familiar since childhood, took on a strange aspect, and the walk to the
+hotel was magically shortened by my excitement, though on its threshold
+I hesitated and might have turned back at the last moment had it not
+been for the inquiring gaze of the large uniformed colored person who
+stood at the doorway. Fearful that he would address me if I delayed
+longer I gathered courage anew and entered through a most alarming
+revolving door.
+
+I had never been in this hotel before, and neither had any of the ladies
+of my acquaintance, with the exception of Annie Tresdale, whose cousin
+from Chicago stayed there overnight and had Annie to luncheon; and she,
+I was aware, had felt the most severe criticism of the place owing to
+the fact that a female had smoked a cigarette in the dining room. I
+afterward ascertained that it was Annie's cousin who had done this, and
+so, of course, we never discussed the subject further. But I will
+confess the place bore no aspect of viciousness beyond a good many
+electric fixtures, and the young man at the desk was exceedingly polite
+and helpful, considering the number of persons who were simultaneously
+trying to engage his attention.
+
+"Apartment B? Oh, yes; for Mr. Pegg!" said he in reply to my query.
+"There is one lady up there already! Boy! Show madam up to Mr. Pegg!"
+
+And at this a youth appareled as a page took me in charge and led me to
+what I at once perceived to be an elevator. At the door I balked.
+
+"I prefer to walk if there are stairs," said I.
+
+The page looked as if he thought I had gone suddenly mad.
+
+"It's six flights!" he said. And so I, realizing that the building was
+indeed a tall one, followed him into the trap, in which were several
+other persons, who appeared to me to be uncannily nonchalant.
+Maintaining as dignified an exterior as I could I concealed my alarm at
+what was a wholly novel experience to me, and was presently disgorged,
+quite unharmed, upon what the page assured me was the seventh story. He
+then preceded me down an interminable blue-carpeted hallway and paused
+before a door upon which he tapped.
+
+After a moment it was opened by a manservant of extremely respectable
+appearance.
+
+"Mr. Pegg?" I inquired.
+
+"From the advertisement, madam?" said the servant.
+
+"Yes," I replied with dignity.
+
+"Is that all?" said the page.
+
+"That is all, thank you, little boy," I replied, at which the child
+departed with an air of disappointment.
+
+And then the manservant ushered me into a magnificent anteroom done in
+gold paneling and mauve velvet upholstery, most beautiful and in the
+best of taste. I subsequently ascertained that I was in the royal suite
+of the hotel, and that it occupied the entire floor.
+
+"Will you be seated, please?" said the servant, handing me to a golden
+armchair. I dropped his arm, which I had taken upon entering, as is the
+custom in my circle where a butler is still maintained. "Mr. Pegg is
+interviewing another applicant in the drawing-room, but I believe he
+will shortly be at liberty." And with that he left me.
+
+I took a tentative perch on the very edge of my magnificent seat,
+clasping my reticule firmly and feeling as though I had suddenly
+discovered myself in the midst of a dream which refused the
+half-conscious mind the acknowledgment of unreality. It was
+extraordinary, really, and I wondered who and what the unseen applicant
+might be, and if the position might not already be filled. I almost
+hoped it was, so overpowering was the room in which I sat, and yet it
+was patent that the advertiser must truly be a person of means and that
+the emolument would be considerable--certainly not less than four or
+five hundred a year--and I trembled at the thought that perhaps fortune
+had already dedicated this to another.
+
+But before many moments had passed the door into the adjoining room was
+opened and two persons entered--a man and a woman--the later
+unquestionably my predecessor.
+
+She was a vulgar overdressed person much younger than myself, and at the
+moment her attractions were not enhanced by a fit of anger. Her language
+was wholly unintelligible to me.
+
+"Of course I thought you was a motion-picture bird!" she snapped, "and
+character parts is my middle name. Me a governess? My Lord--not for a
+gift!"
+
+"Don't trouble yourself; nobody'll try and force it on you," said the
+man. "Good day, ma'am!"
+
+And he opened the outer door for her impudent departure. Upon closing it
+after her he caught sight of me and stared. I confess I returned the
+favor quite involuntarily, for Mr. Pegg was certainly the most
+extraordinary man I had ever seen. He was about six feet four inches in
+height, and so heavy that at first his tallness was hardly remarkable.
+He was perhaps sixty years of age, though magnificently preserved, and
+his ruddy clean-shaven face had a jaw which my dear father would have
+described as "iron." His expensive clothing was worn with a negligent
+air, and his voice was like the roar of a lion.
+
+"Jumping--er--grasshoppers!" he exclaimed, his eyes riveted upon me.
+"Are you made up for the part?"
+
+At once I rose to my feet in proper indignation.
+
+"I never paint!" I exclaimed angrily. "My color is natural, though
+perhaps unusual at my age. If it is your intention to get gentlewomen
+here merely to insult them, Mr. Pegg, I have no further occasion for
+remaining!"
+
+To my surprise Mr. Pegg merely chuckled at this, and then assuming a
+more composed manner held open the door to the inner room, making a deep
+and courteous bow as he did so.
+
+"My dear madam--a thousand pardons!" he said. "You seemed too real to be
+anything genuine. Please walk in."
+
+And so, wondering if perhaps the poor man was insane, and far from
+feeling at ease, I complied, entering an enormous drawing-room and
+accepting the seat on the far side of an incongruously littered
+table--filled with papers, notes, and so on, and all the paraphernalia
+of a business man's desk. Mr. Pegg took the armchair behind it and
+settled to a critical inspection of me, though he did not look at me
+continuously. I faced the sunset, but as my face was clean, and as at my
+age I had got past attempting concealment of my crow's feet, I was quite
+composed--outwardly. Yet I could feel that his glance rested upon my
+hat, my hair, my silk gloves, my walkrite boots, even--though they were
+discreetly covered by my dress. And all at once my terror of him
+diminished. It would be difficult to say just why, but very possibly it
+was the tone of his voice when he spoke again, for though his diction
+was shockingly incorrect there was a certain kindliness, a gentleness to
+it which was unmistakably genuine.
+
+"You ain't a Winthrop by any chance, are you, madam?" he asked.
+
+"No my name is Talbot," said I.
+
+And then as he appeared a trifle disappointed I elaborated, for his
+ignorance was patent. "My ancestors came over a generation before
+Winthrop," I said gently, for, of course, I would not like that family
+to hear that I had in any way classified them as _nouveaux_.
+
+"Ah!" said Mr. Pegg, brightening again. "That's fine! That's fine, Madam
+Talbot--a real aristocrat!"
+
+"I am Miss Talbot," I again corrected him.
+
+"Well," said he doubtfully, "of course, that's not quite as desirable as
+a widow would be, is it now? To take care of my daughter, I mean. Still,
+in some ways an old maid is better. More particular, you'd be. And
+what's more, you are born blue-blooded, not just married to it!"
+
+"Mr. Pegg," said I, "will you not set forth the exact nature of the
+occupation you propose for me?"
+
+"That's it!" he cried, thumping the table. "That's the stuff exactly.
+
+"I beg pardon?" said I.
+
+"Talk like that!" he shouted. "And learn her to talk the same--give her
+some class!"
+
+"You expect me to teach your daughter grammar?"
+
+"Teach her everything!" said the giant. "Polish her up; finish her
+off--but not by instructin' her. My Lord, no! She'd never stand for it!
+Just stick round--be with her--let a little Boston rub off on her, and
+set her right when she makes a break."
+
+"A sort of governess?" I ventured.
+
+"Companion, chaperon--you get me!" said her parent, and leaned back in
+his chair beaming satisfaction. "Now look-a-here, Miss Talbot, I'll put
+the matter straight to you. I am a rich man, but I'm a roughneck and I
+know it. There is a few things I ain't been able to buy for myself, and
+refinement is one of them. But I calculate to pry off a little for my
+Peaches--no culls on this family tree if a little pruning and grafting
+can turn it into a perfect Seedless Apperson. Does that mean anything to
+you?"
+
+I reflected a moment, and though the man's actual terminology was
+unintelligible to me the sense of his imagery was somehow perfectly
+clear.
+
+"You speak of her as a young tree!" said I. "I think I do understand.
+'Just as the twig is bent the tree's inclined.'"
+
+This plainly interested him.
+
+"True!" he exclaimed. "Just that. Well, as I was saying, I've just
+cleaned up the biggest deal the California fruit growers ever heard
+of--and I started out as a picker with a bunch of Hindus, getting four
+cents a lug for oranges! To-day I've got--well, it don't matter how many
+millions; and a daughter that's never been let off the home ranch until
+three weeks ago. Her mother died when she come. Well--never mind that
+either! And now I've made my haul and I've got a little time to give
+her--and to living generally. I'm a practical man, Miss Talbot. When I
+commence grafting a new orchard of Golden Americans on a twenty-acre
+stretch of old wild stock I cut, splice and bind it right, and I don't
+hurry myself until I get the grafts I want and the proper season and
+everything. And the same with the culture of my American Beauty. I've
+left her grow strong and wild for twenty years now, and she's about
+ready for cultivation. And I feel you are the right one for the job.
+You are hired!"
+
+"But my dear Mr. Pegg!" I protested. "You really are not in the least
+informed as to my qualifications."
+
+"You don't imagine that a feller that's been picking men for thirty
+years--Dagos, Greasers, Japs, Hindus, everything that could strip fruit
+or thought they could--needs much wising up about a mere female woman,
+do you?" he demanded. "I advertised for exactly what I wanted, and you
+are it! You are hired."
+
+"But, Mr. Pegg----" I vainly endeavored to interrupt.
+
+"Your salary will be five thousand dollars a year, your keep and all
+expenses," he went on as if I had not spoken. "You will commence work
+to-morrow morning at nine o'clock and the next day we sail for Italy and
+a course in how to be refined though American."
+
+I assure you that my senses staggered beneath the force of his
+announcement. Five thousand dollars a year! Italy! Incredible! Like a
+dream come true.
+
+"My Eastern bank is the Guarantee," said he. "Look me up if you like. I
+have the money and a honest name. Nobody in the world's got a thing on
+me. And as the notice is kind of short, and you might like a little
+advance to buy some knitting or something to take with you, here is a
+hundred to bind the bargain. And now good night, Miss Talbot--I got the
+Eastern Apple Growers coming in ten minutes. See you to-morrow at nine!
+Good night, good night!"
+
+And almost immediately I found myself edged into the anteroom, where
+already several persons--fruit venders, I presume--were in waiting.
+
+"But, Mr. Pegg," I managed to ejaculate, "your daughter may not like me.
+Am I not to meet her before I leave?"
+
+"I should say not!" exclaimed her father. "She doesn't know anything
+about this. I am leaving the breaking of the whole idea to you! Good
+night!"
+
+With these alarming words the door shut behind me; and presently, I
+scarcely knew how, I found myself once more upon the solid reality of
+the Boston street, with only the hundred-dollar bill as evidence that
+the whole experience had been other than a dream.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+As my dear father used to say, it is personality rather than character
+which holds the world's attention, and this was undoubtedly the case
+with Miss Alicia Pegg, or Peaches, as she was termed by her surviving
+parent. It is the unqualified fact that even at this tumultuous period
+of my life it is her personality rather than my esteemed sister's
+character which overshadows my memory. And although without doubt
+Euphemia's impeccable virtue and righteousness should have won the
+struggle I find myself impatient of her just reproaches, her critical
+indignation, and even of her final cold and terrible dismissal of me
+from the house of my fathers as meet punishment for the crime of earning
+five thousand dollars per annum; a feat which she somehow contrived to
+make appear in the light of an outrage unworthy of serious discussion,
+and rendering me unfit to remain longer under the paternal roof.
+
+True, I had already dismissed myself before she did so, the fact being
+implicit in my agreement with Mr. Pegg. And as for my father's roof,
+there had been rather more than a likelihood of its being permanently
+removed from over both our heads had we attempted to remain beneath it
+in idleness much longer. But Euphemia was a true woman--far more
+genuinely feminine than I shall ever be, and her heart ever overruled
+her reason. In fact she had often publicly maintained that it was
+unwomanly to reason very much. Secondly, I had for weeks anticipated
+that the announcement of my intention of going to work would result in a
+terrible scene, and so was somewhat prepared for the deluge, though I
+had hoped it would be less violent than it proved.
+
+I will draw a veil over this section of my narrative, because it
+was purely a family affair, of no possible interest to the public,
+and I do not believe that sister truly meant all that she said.
+Suffice to recount that I left her seventy-five dollars with the
+promise--unaccepted--to send more shortly, and departed at eight-thirty
+the following morning, taking a few belongings in the small trunk which
+I had had at school when a girl, and receiving a tearful farewell from
+Galadia, if not from my dear sister, for whom in reality I was setting
+forth into the wide world.
+
+"Freedom Talbot," said I to myself as the hack which I had felt
+justified in hiring to transport me to the hotel moved away--"Freedom
+Talbot, face the world with a smile--and soon you will be smiling in
+your heart. Freedom should mean more than a name to you--it should mean
+and must mean the welcoming of adventure."
+
+And thus resolutely putting behind me the last vestige of feminine
+weakness I assumed in spirit at least the attitude which I knew my dear
+father would have required of the son he had hoped I would be, and was
+presently set down before the hotel, where I directed the porter about
+my trunk, surrendered my dear father's umbrella, my own folding lace
+parasol and dolman, together with my valise, to the same little boy who
+had so kindly attended me the day before, and for whom I had remembered
+to bring a package of ginger cookies. Even the elevator, that flying
+gilded bird cage, held no terrors for me to-day, and I ascended to the
+seventh floor without a qualm.
+
+So much for character and its hold upon the human mind. The entire
+episode of leaving what for fifty years had been my home is somewhat
+hazy. What I encountered upon entering the anteroom of the
+Copley-Plaza's royal suite for the second time I shall never forget. And
+this evidences my claim regarding personality.
+
+It was precisely one minute of nine by my dear father's chronometer, and
+my arrival must have been expected, and yet several moments elapsed
+prior to the opening of the door outside of which I stood. In point of
+fact I eventually opened it myself, inasmuch as it was not quite closed
+and from the noise inside I deduced that my knocking and the ringing of
+the small boy who accompanied me were not discernible above the clamor.
+The most amazing language came out to me.
+
+"Come on you, seven!" said a female voice excitedly. "Oh baby! Come, you
+loving little Joe!" said a male voice.
+
+It was at this juncture that I entered, the patience and perhaps the
+curiosity of my young companion breaking under the strain, and then we
+beheld a most remarkable picture.
+
+Seated upon either end of the gold-and-marble table in the middle of the
+magnificent and formal apartment were a young man and a young woman. The
+latter was in the very act of shaking dice from the palm of her hand. I
+at once recognized them because my dear father indulged in backgammon,
+and possessed a pair. But the young female who was occupied with them
+resembled nothing I had ever before encountered.
+
+To begin with, she was of tremendous height--the tallest girl I had ever
+beheld or ever shall, standing, as I afterward ascertained, six feet two
+without the unwholesome French heels she later affected. Her exquisite
+face was as clear cut and regular of feature as that upon the shell
+cameo which my dear father gave my dear mother when they became
+betrothed. Her hair was so brilliantly gold as to seem artificially
+gilded--not with chemicals but with burnished metal--and waved low over
+her ears with a grace impossible of imitation by the hair dresser's art.
+Her coloring was perfect and her wide set eyes were startlingly dark
+brown, as were the rather heavy brows above them.
+
+This young Juno was clad in a dress of violet satin heavily embroidered
+in gold and coral beads, a garment clearly intended for the most
+elaborate of afternoon functions, and this costume was further
+embellished by a pair of black-and-white sports shoes, such as are worn
+upon tennis courts. But curiously enough this outrageous costume was not
+the first thing that registered upon my vision. The girl herself shone
+like the sun, dwarfing her garments and almost neutralizing them.
+
+Of the young man I will say only this: He was a chauffeur, properly
+liveried, and though a clean, decent-looking young man, he was a
+distinctly common person, a thought which curiously did not occur to me
+until later. He was an ugly young man with a long nose.
+
+It was a full moment that I stood in the doorway before they saw me, and
+then the girl slid from her perch with a blank look of amazement.
+
+"Judas Priest! Holy mackerel!" she said involuntarily. Then quickly
+recovering herself she came forward politely. "I guess you are in the
+wrong pew," she said. "Did you want anybody?"
+
+"It's for you, Miss Peaches," said the infant who carried my luggage.
+"The new nurse has came."
+
+"What d'yer mean--new nurse?" queried the beauty, wrinkling her handsome
+nose. "Are you sure this is for our ranch?"
+
+"Perhaps your father has been up to something new, Peaches," said the
+chauffeur, sliding from his end of the table and removing the cap, which
+had all the time remained upon the back of his red head.
+
+I felt it time to enlighten them.
+
+"I am the new governess for Miss Alicia Pegg," I said with what dignity
+I could muster under the circumstances. "Mr. Pegg engaged me yesterday."
+
+"There!" exclaimed the chauffeur. "I told you so!"
+
+"Shut up, Dicky!" snapped the beauty, becoming suddenly serious, not to
+say alarmed, and looking down upon me from her enormous height very much
+as if I had been something terrible--like, say, a mouse. "Shut up,
+Dicky, and let me handle this. So my old man hired you, did he?" she
+went on gravely. "Without a word to me! Well, that's not your fault. We
+will have to talk this over in private. Sit down, ma'am; here's a nice
+chair. Get out, cutie!"
+
+This last was addressed to the little page boy, who promptly dropped my
+baggage and prepared for flight. There was that in the young woman's
+voice which betrayed the habit of command. But with a gesture I detained
+him.
+
+"Wait, little boy. I have something for you this time!" I said.
+
+The boy stopped in his tracks and waited quite as promptly as if it were
+a custom with him, while I delved into the depths of my reticule and
+produced six nice brown sugar cookies, which I presented. He was
+pleased, I perceived that. Indeed he was quite wordless with surprise.
+But I knew they were wholesome and that six were not too many, and
+presently he was shut out by the chauffeur, who leaned against the
+closed portal shaking with unaccountable mirth. Miss Pegg seemed to see
+no humor in the situation any more than did I myself, but led me to the
+window and made me sit there opposite her. The Dick person leaned
+against the center table, toying with the dice.
+
+"What's the name, did you say?" she inquired.
+
+"My name is Freedom Talbot--Miss Talbot!" said I.
+
+"Gee! That's funny!" said Miss Peaches Pegg.
+
+"It sure is!" remarked the chauffeur.
+
+"It's Dick's name, too!" said my hostess. "Make you acquainted--shake
+hands with Mr. Talbot, Miss Talbot!"
+
+There was nothing to do but acquiesce, for the young chap without the
+least trace of self-consciousness came forward most politely.
+
+"Pleased to meetcher!" he said. "I wonder are you any relative to my
+Aunt Lucy? That's my father's sister, but he got killed in a gun fight
+up to Nome."
+
+"I scarcely think it likely," said I. "Our family is practically
+extinct."
+
+"Well, never mind the family tree just now!" said Alicia. "And let's get
+down to cases on this dry-nurse business. Of course, Miss Talbot, I
+realize you are not to blame in this. But it's got to be understood
+right here and now. Tell me what the old boy put over on me this time?"
+
+Well, I recounted the tale in as much detail as I could recall, amid
+continuous interruptions from my strange audience, beginning with my
+situation at home, and ending with my quarrel with Euphemia. When my
+recital was complete Miss Peaches gave a long whistle, which feat was
+amazingly expressive of her emotions.
+
+"Well, see here, Miss Freedom," she said. "As I get the dope, it is,
+that you are to take me out and show me the world and everything--to
+teach me what little it is proper for me to know--and how to tell the
+culls from the sound fruit? Well, well! Do you believe you can do it?"
+
+"I, of course, believe that I would be a proper influence and shield for
+a young woman!" I replied quietly. "Else I would not have engaged to
+perform such a task."
+
+"And you'd sure be gosh-awful disappointed if you didn't go to Europe,
+wouldn't you?" she went on.
+
+As I made no reply to this she continued to guide the conversation.
+
+"I think you are a damn good sport to break away at your age," she went
+on. "And it would be a crime to send you back to the corral. I know just
+how it must feel."
+
+"I bet you do!" said the Dick person. "After the ranch!"
+
+"You see, he means our home ranch," the girl explained. "Pa has kept me
+there since I was a seedling. Never been away from it until three weeks
+ago--kept me pure and healthy and everything. But I've got fed up on it,
+and I'm glad to get loose and see life, even with you tagging along.
+Tell you what I'll do. So long as you've got your camp all broke I'll
+help you to see the world if you'll help me to see the world instead of
+preventing it. I'll be reasonable if you will. Are you on?"
+
+"I am!" said I, half hypnotized by her charm. "I'm on!"
+
+"Good! It's a bet!" cried Peaches, suddenly shaking my hand with a grip
+of most unladylike vigor. "Now let's dope this out some more. I've
+bought all the clothes in the stores in San Francisco, at least all
+costing over a hundred dollars each, as befits my new society stunt, so
+we ought to start right off and go some place where we know somebody
+besides the head waiters. Do you really know a lot of swells?"
+
+"I--well, really--I know the proper people, of course," said I. "But I
+don't think that you would fancy Boston very much."
+
+"Oh, Boston is all O. K." she said. "Only, of course, it's not like San
+Francisco--or even Fresno. No pep, and a rotten climate. Don't you know
+any gay ducks some other place?"
+
+"Well, let me cogitate the matter," said I. "I know the Loringstons, in
+New York--two charming maiden ladies."
+
+"Hold me--or I'll die of excitement!" said Peaches. "Nothing doing! If
+I've got to be pushed into the world of fashion and gayety I want there
+to be some class to it--snappy stuff--titles and everything. Do you know
+any titles?"
+
+"Only the dean of Radcliffe," I responded; "unless one were to except
+the Countess Veruchio. But she lives in Monte Carlo. She was my first
+cousin until she married this foreign person."
+
+Miss Pegg's large eyes grew incredibly larger, and instinctively she
+turned her gaze toward the neglected dice upon the center table. I
+shuddered at her words which followed. Had I already, unwittingly in my
+novitiate as guide, mentor and friend, set her upon evil ways? I deeply
+feared so.
+
+"A countess!" she breathed. "Monte Carlo! Why, that's in Italy! Oh boy!
+Oh boy! Say, do they rattle the bones at Monte Carlo?"
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+
+How many persons must perforce get all their romance at second hand! Of
+course, as my dear father often said, gentlewomen should get their
+experiences from books and from the stage, and no lady experiences the
+primal emotions except vicariously. But none the less I had occasionally
+been aware of the desire to live more full a life than hitherto
+circumstance had rendered possible. Now I was brought into such intimate
+contact with a young career that I felt almost as though I were indeed
+living it myself, and not half an hour after my entrance upon my new
+duties I was, as it were, engulfed in the personality of my charge.
+
+"Come on into your room!" she said, picking up my carpetbag as easily as
+if it had been a mere trifle. "Come on, Dicky; bring the box!"
+
+The Dicky person obeyed whistling a jaunty tune, and presently I found
+myself established in a most luxurious bedroom. The chauffeur vanished,
+closing the door, and Peaches, disposing the luggage upon a receptable
+constructed for that very purpose, perched upon the foot of the bed, her
+long limbs making that lofty elevation none too high for her. I soon
+learned that she seldom sat upon a chair if anything else offered.
+
+"Say, Miss Talbot," she began as I laid out my toilet articles--"say,
+Miss Talbot, isn't Dick a king?"
+
+"Eh?" said I, startled.
+
+"I said isn't Dick a corker?" she repeated. "Do you know, I would have
+just about died out on the ranch if it hadn't been for him. Pa picked
+him up in Fresno when he was a hopper--picking hops with a bunch of
+greasers. Brought him home for me to play with. We went swimming
+together and riding together and everything when we were kids. Then pa
+sent him to school with me, and when he got some learning he gave him a
+job as foreman on the home outfit."
+
+"He seems a nice young person," said I, "but he is a chauffeur!"
+
+"You bet he is!" said Peaches enthusiastically. "The first car pa bought
+made him that! He can do anything with a car. I am in love with him!"
+
+"Miss Pegg!" I said horrified. "A servant! What would your father say!"
+
+"He'd say considerable!" remarked Peaches. "But he doesn't know it. And
+anyhow, I don't want to marry Dicky, even if he is your cousin. I just
+like being in love with some one, and he's simply crazy about me!"
+
+Her innocence, not to say ignorance, was appalling. High time, indeed,
+that she had a proper chaperon!
+
+"You must not play with so serious a subject!" I said severely. "And the
+young man is no relation of mine!"
+
+"How can you be sure of that?" asked the terrible young woman. "There
+may have been some live wire in your family that went West, you know!"
+
+To this I had no reply, for in point of fact my father's younger brother
+had indeed been a wild spirit who refused to enter the ministry and had
+vanished to the West, from which region he had never returned nor sent
+any token of his existence except, upon one occasion shortly after his
+departure, a specimen of polished redwood, which at that very moment was
+reposing in our curio cabinet at home. I determined, however, to make no
+mention of the circumstances. One is so seldom able to avoid one's
+relatives.
+
+"Do you not think a simpler frock would be better for luncheon?" I
+asked, changing the subject. Love was rather too personal a matter on
+which to press just at first, but really the girl's clothing was
+certainly somewhere within my legitimate province. "Your gown is very
+beautiful. And you won't be offended, but I am sure your father expects
+me to tell you these things."
+
+She looked at my own costume by way of reply; not rudely, but frankly
+and interestedly.
+
+"I don't believe you know one scrap more about clothes than I do!" she
+said at last. "We both of us look the limit. But after all, what does it
+matter? You are dowdy and I am crude, but we should worry!"
+
+"Come on down or pa will be clawing the air," was her greeting.
+
+She left me then to my unpacking and I did not see her again for about
+two hours. Then she stuck her head in abruptly, without knocking. "He
+certainly can eat, though I don't think much of the food in the East.
+You ought to see the meals in California!"
+
+There was no resisting the young giantess. With no further ado she swung
+me along to the parlor, where her still more gigantic parent gave me an
+absent-minded greeting, quite as if I had been in his employ for years.
+He took a sheaf of papers to the table with him, and we descended to the
+dining room, I vaguely wondering whether or not the young chauffeur
+would join us. Peaches seemed to discern my thought.
+
+"Dick won't eat with us since pa bought him that trick suit of clothes!"
+she complained. "And he says he actually likes wearing them, though I
+know perfectly well he only does it because he thinks it gives us
+class."
+
+During luncheon Mr. Pegg spoke only once.
+
+"All ready to sail to-morrow?" he inquired.
+
+"Yep!" replied his daughter. "Say, pa," she went on, "Miss Talbot's got
+a cousin in Monte Carlo that's a honest-to-goodness countess!"
+
+"Cable her we are coming!" said Silas Pegg truculently.
+
+And though I believe that Mentone had been our original destination the
+cable was actually dispatched, though I wondered somewhat how Cousin
+Abby would receive it. In her girlhood she had been rather formal, and I
+entertained a qualm or two about sending it. But we were not asking to
+visit her, so things might not be too dreadful after all. Besides which,
+I was beginning to experience a distinct liking for these Californians
+with all their native crudities. My world was a magic one now, and a
+visit to the Veruchio household appeared no more strange than any other
+part of my adventure.
+
+Next morning Alicia opened my door quite unceremoniously and disclosed
+herself clad in a nautical costume of blue serge with a sailor collar
+and a little white hat absurdly set upon her magnificent head.
+
+"Heave ahoy!" she called cheerily. "We are about to sail the ocean blue!
+How do you like my pull-for-the-shore effect? Say, have you ever been on
+a boat? Is it anything as bad as a Pullman sleeper?"
+
+"My dear, I have been on neither!" I protested.
+
+"Gee, I hope the berths are longer!" she exclaimed. "They were built on
+the idea that none of the natives would want to leave California, I
+guess, and they were darn near right! So you've never been anywhere.
+Well, I had a hunch I'd be the one to do the chaperoning. Never mind,
+I'll show you the world. I have decided overnight that I really ought to
+take you in charge, and I'm not one to shirk my duty."
+
+"Very well, my dear," said I. "But first may I suggest that a simple
+coat and skirt would be less conspicuous and quite as appropriate? Will
+you not change to it, if you have one?"
+
+"All right; I will if you will smooth out those groups of curls," said
+Peaches, eying me critically.
+
+"But I have worn them always!" I protested, shocked.
+
+"Just the same, they are the limit!" she said stubbornly. "And so are
+those silk gloves. Come on, let me fix your hair! No--I have a bright
+idea. Let's have the girl that does hair here in the hotel fix you up.
+Come on, be a sport!"
+
+I looked at myself in the mirror, and truth to tell my curled fringe did
+appear a trifle old-fashioned. But I refused, with thanks and dignity.
+
+"Miss Peaches!" I said. "Your father engaged me as I am, and I feel it
+incumbent upon me to remain thus."
+
+"Oh, all right!" said she, and strode out of the room. I fancied she was
+angry; but to my surprise, upon our departure she appeared clad in quite
+a lady-like tailored suit and a small hat.
+
+"Oh, I know when somebody gives me a real tip," she said, though I
+hadn't spoken; and then, accompanied by a most stupendous array of
+luggage, including my own small trunk and valise, we set forth upon the
+most perilous journey of which I could conceive.
+
+Indeed, indeed I was grateful throughout it for the thought that our
+minister, Mr. MacAdams, prayed so loudly for the safety of travelers by
+land and sea each Sunday, and that this was Saturday, hence there would
+be but little delay between our departure and the weekly renewal of his
+petition. For we began our travels in no less a vehicle than a terrific
+red automobile driven by the irrepressible Richard, or Dick, Talbot, who
+greeted me cheerfully and somehow not actually disrespectfully as
+"Cousin Mary," which was not, of course, in any sense correct.
+
+I entered the vehicle with much unuttered protest. I did not like motor
+vehicles and had indeed never entered one before, having always
+maintained their inelegance. My dear father kept horses, though it is
+true he died somewhat prior to the invention of automobiles.
+Nevertheless I took my seat beside Mr. Pegg in the rear, and concealed
+as best I might a terror which was not lessened when, stopping at the
+railway station, Talbot, the chauffeur, was dismissed to gather up some
+spare bags, and Peaches took the steering gear. The remainder of the
+ride is a blur in my memory, filled with a horrid realization that we
+upset an apple cart, or I thought we had, until looking backward I saw
+it miraculously intact; that we seemingly murdered two police officers,
+most certainly grazed a load of baled hay, and barely escaped collision
+with a dozen pedestrians. Yet at the conclusion of this momentous
+experience Mr. Pegg, who had calmly smoked a large cheroot during the
+trip, complimented his daughter upon her skill. I was beginning to
+understand their cryptic speech a little better or else I should not
+have comprehended.
+
+"Some speed queen!" he remarked.
+
+"One hoss or sixty, I should trouble which!" said she.
+
+And then Talbot, the chauffeur, or Richard, as I determined to call him,
+reappeared, and together with a crowd of porters and other travelers we
+passed into the gloomy cavern of a covered dock and up a most precarious
+gangway into a ship which differed little upon first acquaintance from
+the great hotel we had just left, except that the apartments were rather
+smaller. I had once before taken a boat trip to Nantucket to see an old
+servant of ours who was ill, and the vessel which conveyed me was not in
+the least like the Gigantic. But the impression of the latter's
+resemblance to a hotel was presently removed from my mind. In point of
+fact everything was removed from not only my mind but from the other
+portions of my anatomy which delicacy prevents my dwelling on.
+
+Suffice to state that the fact of our being in possession of the state
+apartments, the novelty of the compact arrangements, the excitement of
+the trip, the amazing crowds of strangers--all presently were as naught
+to me. Even my princely emolument was as nothing, and the sacrifice I
+had made for my sister appeared of no importance. Nothing appeared of
+any importance except the distress of my body. I longed most ardently
+for the stability of the house on Chestnut Street, and it seemed
+inconceivable that I had ever left my dear sister of my own free will.
+My idea of paradise became distorted from the true conception to a
+vision of any place other than that in which I was. Death, once so far
+removed from my desire, seemed the only tolerable condition. I may
+remark in passing that this state of mind did not develop in me until
+after the boat had passed Boston Light and encountered the waters of the
+Atlantic.
+
+The account of my first impressions of a transatlantic voyage will never
+be written by me, as they contain material fit only for a _materia
+medica_. How people can take such a trip for pleasure is to me a mystery
+as insoluble as the fourth dimension, which was a favorite topic with my
+dear father. But incredible as it may seem, some persons on the boat
+actually laid claim to an enjoyable experience, and among these Spartans
+were my employer and his daughter; and also, by the latter's evidence,
+the chauffeur, who was traveling first class. Peaches came frequently to
+the side of my brass bedstead and bathed my forehead with cologne water
+the while she attempted to cheer me with an account of her doings.
+
+"I told pa I'd have to look after you!" she said triumphantly. "And I
+will. Never mind, Miss Governess, I'll get you to Europe alive and show
+you the country. Couldn't you come on deck? It's a swell deck, and
+there's the nicest young man up there. We've got acquainted, and Dick is
+terribly jealous!"
+
+"Alicia!" I managed to gasp. "Who is the young man?"
+
+"I don't know!" she said truthfully. "I forgot to ask his name, but he's
+a regular sailor in good standing."
+
+"Do you mean to say you've scraped acquaintance with a common sailor?" I
+said feebly. "Oh! Alicia! I fear I am neglecting my duty to you, and yet
+heaven knows I have no choice!"
+
+"If you'd only get up and out you'd be better!" she pronounced. "And we
+might find a captain or a mate or something for you. Couldn't you eat a
+little steak and onions?" she added anxiously. "It would give you
+strength."
+
+Later she returned and sat beside me with a look of rapture upon her
+face. I was in an exhausted state despite the herb tea which I had had
+made by the sea-going chambermaid from my own medicine cabinet, and
+taken with difficulty, yet I was calm enough for her speech to impress
+me.
+
+"The moon is up," she said dreamily. "And the waves are like the Sierra
+Mountains gone mad and reeling drunkenly in their purple-and-black
+mystery, with the foam like the snows that the yellow sun never melts.
+The air is like wine. I am glad he kissed me."
+
+"Oh, Peaches, Peaches! Who kissed you?" I moaned, struggling to my elbow
+in horror.
+
+"Dick," she replied. "Somebody had to kiss somebody on a night like
+this, and it just happened to be us. Don't worry, it really isn't
+important. I never lose my head, though between ourselves I sometimes
+wish I could. When I do I'll marry the clever man. But I've never met
+him yet, and sometimes that makes me sad. I want to be in love. Really
+in love. Don't you?"
+
+Despite my condition I could not but be attentive.
+
+"I do not dwell upon such subjects," I replied.
+
+"Oh, yes you do!" said Peaches imperturbably. "Everyone does! Even cows
+and birds and Chinese cooks. But some of us, like you, don't have much
+luck, and some, like me, have a trick played on them by Nature that
+ruins everything."
+
+"How so, my dear?" I asked.
+
+"I'm too tall!" said Peaches in a sudden burst of indignation at fate.
+"I'd have to lean over to spoon with anybody I ever met! My shoulder is
+the highest and therefore the handiest! My hand is generally the
+biggest! Oh, Lord! How can a girl love a man she has to bend down to
+kiss?"
+
+And suddenly she rushed from the cabin, overcome with emotion, leaving
+me to sniff at a camphor bottle and contemplate an entirely new, to me,
+phase of feminine tragedy. And incidentally to feel more deeply a sense
+of the responsibility of my position toward this amazingly innocent,
+terrifyingly frank young savage, who wanted to be in love and did not
+hesitate to say so, and who kissed the chauffeur simply and solely
+because it was a moonlit night! I felt thoroughly convinced that
+Euphemia would not approve of any such conduct, and that my dear father
+would have condemned it utterly, and I made every effort to rise next
+day and finish out the voyage in close proximity to my charge.
+
+But somehow or other the span of time had escaped me during my
+indisposition, and upon completing my toilet, with the aid of the young
+person who had brewed my herb tea, I learned to my astonishment that we
+were in port and that my ability to rise was founded, not, as I had
+fancied, in my having attained what is rather indelicately known as "sea
+legs," but was due to the fact of the boat being at a standstill. I only
+then realized that I had been ill for five days. Richard, the chauffeur,
+accompanied Peaches when she came to get me, and somehow or other they
+evolved me through the complications of the dock, and at last I stood
+upon foreign soil.
+
+Not, of course, that the English are really foreigners, as my dear
+father often remarked. But I must confess that the soil of Liverpool
+felt quite foreign to me. It appeared, in fact, entirely unsteady and
+of a heaving disposition, more what one might have expected of the
+neighborhood of Vesuvius and the other earthquake countries. But Peaches
+only laughed at me when I called her attention to the circumstance.
+
+"It's you that's unsteady, not the street!" she jeered. "Gee, what a
+town! What a country! They ought to see San Francisco! Why, we've done
+twice as well in half the time!"
+
+I confess I was disappointed with what I saw of England, which was
+little enough, because Mr. Pegg stopped only long enough to pick up an
+English car, which had been ordered far in advance and was awaiting us
+at Liverpool. It was a monstrous affair of black trimmed with vermilion,
+and recalled to my mind nothing so much as the far-famed dragon which
+was slain by St. George--so strong and fierce and capable it looked.
+Richard, the chauffeur, almost wept at sight of it.
+
+"Oh, baby doll!" he said over and over. "If that isn't some engine!"
+
+"Some lug box!" remarked Peaches in that cryptic language in which she
+spoke to her familias. "Must have set pa back a bushel of berries!"
+
+"I want to hit the trail for the Calais boat!" said Mr. Pegg. "We aren't
+going to stay in England. There's no art in England. I had an English
+remittance man working for me once and he told me so. He says all the
+good art is in the Catholic countries, except what has been smuggled out
+of them. He told me so, and he was a educated feller. He educated me out
+of the entire pay roll one week, and is now working for the U. S.
+Government in San Quentin."
+
+"But, Mr. Pegg!" I ventured to protest. "Think of Westminster Abbey and
+the Tower and Stratford-on-Avon, the home of Shakespere, and--and real
+English muffins and English culture generally. Surely you do not intend
+to deprive your daughter of it?"
+
+"Not by a damn sight. Meaning no offense, Miss Talbot!" said Silas. "But
+the trouble is they all speak English over here, and we got enough
+Boston accent right on your person. I figure that foreign travel is
+foreign travel, and I mean we should go right to Rome, the home of art;
+and after we do it up thoroughly, work back along the coast where they
+speak in Italian and French. Somehow it's foreigner!"
+
+There was no denying that, and disappointed as I was I held my peace.
+Mr. Pegg had a way of ordering our existence ahead, as if we were a part
+of his business. And indeed I presently ascertained that the plunge
+toward Italy was at bottom a commercial undertaking. It was the orange
+and olive groves, not the art galleries, that lured him.
+
+"I'm thinking of forming an American-Italian olive crushers'
+association," he confided to me as we sped alarmingly along a toy road
+amidst scenes which I am sure would have proved quaint had we been going
+slowly enough to see them. "And an orange trust that will be a
+world-wide proposition. Oranges are a great little fruit--eat 'em, drink
+'em and preserve 'em--the wood is swell. A great game, Miss Talbot, that
+hurts nobody and is of benefit to all. I'm to meet this here Pagreleri,
+the president of the Sorrento Company; and while Peaches and you trot
+round to the picture shows--I mean galleries--I'll put in a little sight
+seeing on God's green hills! I'd rather see the prospect of a hundred
+thousand vats of brine and oil than the finest picture any artist ever
+drew."
+
+"Are we going to the Ritz, pa?" said Peaches, breaking in with a shout
+from her seat in front beside Richard. "I'm dying to see if the Ritz is
+as nice as the St. Francis, though I bet it won't be!"
+
+"Yep!" said the parent, and began operations upon a new cigar. And that
+is all that I saw of London the historical. The dining room and the
+bedrooms of a hotel that had not twopennyworth of difference from that
+in Boston. We dined at seven in an almost empty salon, and went
+afterward to see a motion picture of some American by the name of
+Charles Chapin or something of the sort, an amazing affair centering
+about a custard pie and not at all to my taste. Mr. Pegg and Miss
+Peaches were enormously intrigued by it, as was Richard, the chauffeur,
+whom they insisted should accompany them. They laughed continuously; at
+what, I could not appreciate. And it was in this theater that we first
+beheld that young man who was fated to play so conspicuous part in our
+lives, and, alas, in the career of many a newspaper reporter as well!
+
+It is my impression that I was the first to notice him, and my attention
+was directed to him by the curious behavior of two men who sat directly
+in front of me. Except for their observations concerning him he might
+easily have escaped my notice. But as the entertainment offered me was
+so far removed from my understanding my interest was focused upon the
+personnel of those members of the audience who chanced to be seated
+nearest me. My dear father was in the habit of saying that observation
+of the human race is the truest form of education and I have ever
+diligently tried to follow whatever precepts he laid down. And so this
+evening I had in turn observed a stout person in a beaded gown, a pair
+of young soldiers in red coats, and then the two men directly in front
+of me. They were unobtrusive in appearance, but palpably of Latin
+extraction. Their clothing was nondescript and they would have passed
+unnoticed in a crowd. One wore a little black mustache and the other
+bore a slight scar near his left ear. As I looked at them I perceived
+that they were giving even less attention to the picture than myself,
+and seemed to be furtively searching for something out in the vast area
+of semidarkness ahead of us. Suddenly one clutched the other by the arm
+and spoke.
+
+"There he is!" he said in a low tone, speaking in French.
+
+Instantly both became alert. Almost imperceptibly the man with the scar
+contrived to point without raising his hand. But I followed the
+direction of his companion's eyes, and made out the objective, a young
+man who sat on the curve of the orchestra seats just under the balcony,
+below us. His position was such that when he turned his head it was
+possible to see his profile against the exit light beyond. And it was a
+profile one would not easily forget. I at once thought of Romeo--that
+daring young Italian lover who met so unfortunate an end, and whose
+tragic story was one of the secret absorptions of my girlhood. Yet this
+young man even in the dimness of the theater conveyed a sense of
+strength which had not been convincing to me in the actor whom I had
+once seen in that part. He sat well above his neighbors in height, and
+there was a certain swing and rhythm to his broad shoulders as he swayed
+with amusement at the projection of the cinematograph that conveyed
+remarkable resiliency and buoyant youth or, as I fear my charge would
+express it, "pep." He was a gentleman, I could see that, of unusual
+elegance, and attractive enough to command my attention without what
+followed on the part of the two other observers. Both spoke in French.
+
+"Sapristi! He will not escape this time!" said the man with the
+mustache, pitching his voice very low. "The eel!"
+
+"Will you do for him at the door?" whispered the other. "Or as he
+attempts to reach the hotel?"
+
+"I have something better than that," said the first. "We know he has it
+on him. The hotel may be too late. He must not get to the theater door
+before we do--or else----"
+
+I heard no more because of the sudden palpitations of my heart, which
+seemed likely to smother me. These two men were plainly robbers planning
+to waylay and perhaps murder that nice-looking young man who sat there
+in such innocent, unconscious enjoyment of the photographic antics of
+the Charley person! It was too terrible!
+
+How could I warn him? Should I attempt to explain the situation to the
+competent Mr. Pegg and the muscular Richard? That would be impossible of
+accomplishment without also precipitating matters with the conspirators,
+who would surely overhear me. As I was rapidly revolving these thoughts
+action was violently put upon me. The picture flashed "The End," and the
+young man whose life was in danger rose to leave, as did several others.
+His seat, as I have stated, was downstairs, while we occupied a box.
+Thus he was far nearer the door than were we. As he rose, so did the
+Frenchmen in front of me. In order to make their exit it was necessary
+for them to pass my seat, which was a step above them. As they turned
+to come up I rose with a little cry and took the only course open.
+
+I fainted most dexterously, knocking down one of them and collapsing
+upon the bosom of the other, and lay there in a determined stupor until,
+according to my calculations, the young man must be quite well away. The
+confusion was dreadful and it was no pleasant matter fainting by intent
+upon the bosom of an intended assassin, but it served to delay them for
+all of ten minutes, at the end of which time I came to under the anxious
+ministrations of my own people and of the two foreigners, whom Peaches,
+an unconscious accessory, pressed into active service much against their
+will. And my apparent accident served a double purpose, thus proving my
+dear father's maxim that virtue is its own reward, for it disclosed the
+fact that I had made a real impression upon the emotional side of my
+charge.
+
+"Oh, Free, you dear old thing!" she was saying as I opened my eyes. "Say
+you are not hurt! Dear--please say you are all right!"
+
+"I feel dreadfully!" I murmured feebly, looking her right in the eye.
+
+And then I did something which, having been reared a gentlewoman, I had
+never anticipated doing. I deliberately winked at her. And Peaches took
+it marvelously. In a flash of understanding that I had some ulterior
+motive behind my behavior she maintained what she calls her poker face
+and winked back, and, assisting me in what she now knew to be my
+pretense, helped me to a cab and back to the hotel.
+
+Needless to say, however, I was not permitted to sleep that night until
+she had the whole story from me. She came into my chamber with her
+heavy hair hanging over her shoulders in two monstrous braids of molten
+gold, and swathed in an outrageous robe of crimson-and-blue satin so
+that she looked like a magnificent animated American flag. She curled up
+upon the foot of my bed and listened eagerly.
+
+"You wild Indian!" she exclaimed when I had finished the recital. "I
+just knew I'd have to look after you! And I'll keep a closer watch from
+now on. Oh you Boston! California was never like this."
+
+In which she was eminently correct. But when she kissed me good night I
+knew our friendship was sealed. The wink had done it.
+
+Next morning we set out for Dover in that terrible car, without having
+heard or seen anything of our hero. I confess I had absurdly hoped that
+the hotel to which the conspirators had referred might prove to be ours,
+but it was impossible to know if or not this was the case, as, of
+course, we had no idea of what his name was, and he was nowhere about.
+
+The newspaper naturally contained no mention of the incident inasmuch as
+it had failed actually to occur, and the press is, of course, unlikely
+to have any mention of a murder unless the crime is consummated. And so
+it appeared that the incident was closed. I had begged Peaches not to
+speak of its true import to either her father or her friend the
+chauffeur, and this she solemnly promised.
+
+"Oh, but Free!" she exclaimed rapturously. "Wouldn't it be wonderful if
+you met again and fell in love!"
+
+"Nonsense!" said I. "Why, he was young enough to have been my son!
+Besides, I shall never marry!"
+
+"That's the girl!" said Peaches. "They all say that just before the big
+event. So cheer up, who knows their luck? Gee, I wish I could see him!"
+
+And there was surely something prophetical in her speech, for Peaches
+was fated to see him, though not for many hours afterward. And then she
+found him for herself.
+
+As I have stated, we set forth in that monstrous car for Dover, where we
+embarked, car and all, upon an innocent-appearing little boat for what
+was promised as a short journey. Possibly it was. I do not remember. I
+only know that nothing in my previous nautical experience compared with
+it. And when at last we landed and I had to some degree recovered my
+equilibrium the most startling incident occurred. We once again were
+seated, Mr. Pegg, Peaches and myself, in the car, ready to leave the
+custom house behind us, and Richard, the chauffeur, was doing strange
+things to the motor, when suddenly Alicia seized me by the arm.
+
+"Free! Oh, Free!" she said in an excited whisper. "There is a man tall
+enough for me!"
+
+I looked, and lo and behold, walking through the crowd in a leisurely
+fashion, a smart piece of luggage in either hand, was the young man of
+the motion-picture theater. At the same moment I discerned the two
+Frenchmen whose plot I had frustrated, and on the instant he also caught
+sight of them, and abruptly changing his course he turned directly
+toward us. Richard got in and started the engine.
+
+"It's he!" I exclaimed excitedly. "It's my young man. Oh, the villains!
+They are after him again! Oh, don't let them get him!"
+
+"I won't," said Alicia promptly.
+
+The young man was very close now, palpably, to our enlightened eyes,
+endeavoring to avoid the appearance of flight. The two men in pursuit
+were gaining on him rapidly. Suddenly Alicia beckoned to him and called.
+
+"Here we are!" she said, and flung open the door of the car just as we
+started to move. The young man sprang forward, threw in his bags,
+slipped into the extra seat, slammed the door, and Peaches touched
+Richard upon the shoulder.
+
+"Drive for your life!" she shouted, and the big black car shot down the
+street just as the two pursuers emerged, breathless, from the crowd.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+
+The young man whom Alicia had hailed turned toward her with quite the
+nicest smile it had ever been my fortune to behold, a smile in which his
+white teeth, which were of a character to do any dentist credit, were
+the least important factor, beautiful as they were. It was the way his
+face lighted up which caught one. In any situation that smile would
+prove his shield and buckler. It would have been invaluable to a book
+agent, and a missionary would have needed no other credentials--at least
+certainly not on our street at home. We all smiled back at him
+instinctively, though it was to Alicia that he spoke.
+
+"It was simply ripping of you people!" he said in excellent English and
+a delightfully modulated voice, yet with a curious intonation, as if it
+were not his native tongue.
+
+"Not at all!" replied Peaches, her eyes holding his. "Glad to oblige
+you!"
+
+He seemed a trifle blank at this.
+
+"I didn't expect you to be here," he went on. "But I think it's awfully
+jolly. I suppose you motor a great deal, Lady Gordon!"
+
+"Lady who?" gasped Peaches. "Gee-whiz! Who do you think we are?"
+
+"Great Scott!" said the inadvertent guest. "Aren't you Lord and Lady
+Gordon?"
+
+"Lord and Lady me eye!" remarked Peaches. "We are not!"
+
+"Then why on earth did you call to me?" exclaimed the young man. "And
+who are you?"
+
+Just then the Citrus King leaned forward and shouted a query against the
+wind.
+
+"Who is your young man, Peaches?" he said. "Make me acquainted."
+
+"I don't know who he is!" snapped his daughter. "Who are you yourself?"
+she demanded of him. "I am a low-life American bourgeois in trade and
+every bally thing--name of Alicia Pegg; and this is my father, Pinto
+Pegg, the Citrus King, and this is my chaperon, Miss Talbot, that I'm
+taking abroad to educate. Now who are you?"
+
+"My name is Sandro di Monteventi," he said, getting out a little gold
+cardcase, from which he extricated a visiting card bearing a
+five-pointed coronet and the inscription Monteventi. A duke! As I
+glimpsed the card, which with proper breeding he handed first to me, I
+nearly fainted. We must have made a mistake somehow. Yet he was
+undoubtedly the young man of the theater. I could not have made so
+monstrous an error. As for Peaches, when I handed it on to her she
+simply gave a frank stare and a long whistle.
+
+"Pleased to meet you, duke!" she said. "I guess we may have made a
+mistake. We thought--well, we thought you were a friend of ours--but I
+don't quite see how you fell for it. Dicky, turn round and take the
+gentleman back!"
+
+"No, no!" said the duke hastily. "That is, you are going my way, so if
+you don't mind--my friends will be gone by now!"
+
+"Certainly. Keep ahead, Dick!" said Pinto heartily. "Pleased to have a
+duke along. That's what we came to Europe for, you know--like all
+vulgar Americans. So we'll drop you any place you say."
+
+"That's really frightfully kind, Mr. Pegg," said the duke. "You see, I
+am expected to visit the Gordons, who have rented a château at Deux
+Arbres and when you called, Miss Pegg, I thought they had come to meet
+me. We shall pass there shortly, and if you will just set me down in the
+village I shall be all right and fearfully grateful."
+
+"Why, that's the place where the famous panels by Scarpia are!" I
+exclaimed. "They were painted at the order of Cardinal Perigino in
+1754."
+
+The duke looked at me in some surprise.
+
+"Right!" said he. "Do you know the Gordons, by any chance?"
+
+"No," I replied. "But I know my Burke's History of the Sixteenth Century
+Italian Painters."
+
+"Oh!" said he. "How odd and delightful." And he smiled again that
+delectable smile of his, which somehow drew us into a delicious
+intimacy. His smile seemed at once to compliment my erudition and a
+thousand other lovely things. Then he turned again to Peaches and
+looking at her spoke to her father.
+
+"Where are you bound for, sir?" he asked.
+
+"Monte Carlo will be our final camp," said Silas. "It's a town I've
+always wanted to hit. I understand it's got it all over Hell River or
+even Dogtown, and I used to get a lot of comfort out of them two places
+when I was herding hop pickers round the head of the Sacramento Valley.
+But I understand Monte has them beaten three ways. It ought to,
+considering the game they named after it!"
+
+I am convinced that this statement was as unintelligible to the duke as
+it was to me, but he laughed politely.
+
+"I may be dropping down there a little later," he said. "In point of
+fact my home is not far from it--lovely old place back in the hills. I
+was born there!"
+
+"That so?" said Mr. Pegg. "Well, you do talk English remarkably well!"
+
+"I was educated at Harvard," said the duke. "My mother was an American,
+the daughter of the consul at San Remo."
+
+"I knew you were a regular guy!" said Peaches, and then blushed
+furiously. The duke laughed.
+
+"Thanks!" said he. "But I am an Italian, you know, really, and I love my
+country--as perhaps few men have!"
+
+His eyes grew grave as he spoke. And after a few moments of curious
+silence that fell upon us unwittingly, he held up his hand as a signal
+to stop.
+
+"We are coming into Deux Arbres now," he said. "There is the inn, and
+that trap looks as if it would take one to the château! I am a thousand
+times grateful for the lift!"
+
+The car slowed down at Alicia's command, and the duke, despite our
+protests, insisted upon getting out.
+
+"We could easily take you right to the ranch house--castle, that is!"
+Peaches offered.
+
+"Not a bit more trouble, young man!" said Mr. Pegg.
+
+But the duke would have no more of us. Charmingly, politely and firmly
+he shook us, as Alicia put it afterward. He disappeared within a little
+hostelry and we resumed our journey. When we had done so Alicia's father
+subjected her to a cross examination which I, rather than she, deserved,
+inasmuch as I had really been responsible for the more or less shocking
+performance. But Peaches nobly refrained from in any way implicating me.
+
+"Look here, Peaches, what made you collect that young swell?" said her
+parent in an attempt to be properly irate.
+
+"Why, pa, I thought it was Jake Keeting--you know, Giant Jake from the
+B-2 outfit, and I was so surprised I yelled before I thought," she lied
+with alarmingly casual promptness.
+
+"Well, it's a good thing I and Miss Talbot was along to make it look
+respectable!" he boomed. "This isn't the coast, you know, and people
+round here have old-fashioned notions. But he seemed a mighty nice young
+feller."
+
+Alicia glanced sideways at Richard, the chauffeur.
+
+"I thought he was a wonder!" she said deliberately. And then no more.
+
+That night, in the luxurious bedroom at the Ritz in Paris, which was
+precisely like all the other hotels at which we had stopped so far,
+Peaches and I discussed the mystery of the Ducca di Monteventi to our
+heart's content. And in the end we tacitly cleared him of connection
+with the incident of the London theater, Alicia insisting that I must
+have been mistaken in my identification of him, and I determinedly
+convinced that he was none other than the hero of my escapade, an
+opinion to which I privately held, though I refrained from expressing it
+when I discovered that she disliked the thought.
+
+"Say!" she remarked. "I think he's a prince, that's what. You know what
+I mean--he's a duke, of course, but I should worry about that! I mean a
+prince in the American sense."
+
+And curiously enough I understood her.
+
+But fate removed the object of our interest from our lives for many
+weeks to come. We moved rather more slowly than I had anticipated, owing
+partially to Alicia's sudden interest in Parisian art galleries. We
+would plan our trip for the day within earshot of her parent, and in
+truth we did occasionally visit them as we had announced. But more
+frequently when we said we would go to the Louvre we meant the emporium
+of that title, and very shortly Peaches' wardrobe began to show the
+results of my restraining influence.
+
+She was so beautiful that everything she put on became her, and so tall
+that everything had to be altered. And so it came about that we were
+some weeks in Paris; very pleasurable they were, too, and my knowledge
+of French came in most serviceably. Not for nothing had I taken a prize
+at Miss Hichbourne's Seminary and Finishing School for Young Gentlewomen
+with an essay entitled Un Matin de Mai, for it developed that I was the
+only person in our party possessed of even the rudiments of any foreign
+language, and I was constantly in demand as interpreter, requesting
+everything from _un verre de L'eau glacƩe_ for Mr. Pegg to _tabac et
+d'allumettes_ for Richard, the chauffeur, and, of course, in the
+purchasing of Peaches' clothes I was indispensable.
+
+Moreover, out of my princely emolument I felt it but right to purchase
+for myself sundry garments of a more fashionable appearance than I had
+hitherto possessed, and to dispatch home by boat mail an embroidered
+shawl for my sister and some fine cambric handkerchiefs together with a
+pair of blue worsted knitted slippers for Galadia, which I purchased at
+the American Woman's Exchange.
+
+I may here remark in passing that Alicia's speech and manner were
+becoming gradually modified under my earnest example and tuition, though
+her fiery spirit and impulsive nature remained the same. Also her
+conduct was impeccable, for with the exception of bringing home a
+perfectly strange young American sailor--a common seaman, he was--to
+dinner for no better reason than that she had found him sitting in the
+Jardin de Tuileries and he had professed to be homesick, she did nothing
+remarkable. It is a fact that upon one occasion she was barely prevented
+from using physical violence upon the driver of a fiacre, who she
+maintained was a dog-faced son of a muleteer and was ripe for admission
+to the nether world, his inevitable landing place. And all this because
+he was using a whip with more violence than discrimination upon his
+apathetic animal. Her extraordinary language was completely, and very
+fortunately, lost upon him, inasmuch as he understood no English, much
+less Californian, and thought she was merely trying to protest at the
+overcharge, and being used to that he remained undisturbed.
+
+During our stay in Paris I wrote to and received an answer from my
+Cousin Abby, who in a dashing hand announced that she would be "charmed
+to see you, dear old thing, as it's a beastly season, dull as ditch
+water, and anything will be a diversion."
+
+I announced the fact of the receipt of this letter but kept its exact
+contents to myself, as I rather feared for our reception. Mr. Pegg,
+however, seemed to consider the mere fact of her reply an encouraging
+sign, and with his customary abruptness of decision gave orders that we
+pack up at once and proceed to Italy by train instead of by motor as we
+had planned, thus expediting the matter of starting upon what he
+persisted in terming the "commencement of Peaches' social career."
+
+"Since your cousin, the countess, is at her castle," he informed me, "we
+will break camp right now, Miss Talbot, and hit the trail for the
+Italian citrus country. I am anxious to start looking the lemon
+situation over, and it's only fair to give the Paris shops a chance to
+restock. So to-morrow we will pull out."
+
+"Very well, Mr. Pegg," I assented. "Though it is a pity to miss the
+château country."
+
+"Not much sense in looking at the outside of châteaux if you don't know
+the folks living in them," the Citrus King commented. "And perhaps on
+the way back we will have a few invites from your cousin's friends."
+
+I could only bite my lip and refrain from going into the question
+further at the moment. Mr. Pegg's social and geographical ideas were at
+that time in sad need of correction. But then correction made so little
+impression on him. If his mind was made up to get a thing he would brush
+aside all else until the attainment of his object. Already I was
+learning not to dispute his decisions. Besides, it was conceivable that
+Cousin Abby did know some French nobility, or the lessees of some, and
+that if she accepted us at all we might possibly make their acquaintance
+in due course. Indeed the circumstances were far less improbable than so
+much which had actually occurred during the past month that I dismissed
+the question momentarily, wrote Euphemia a brief note informing her of
+our prospective change of address, and then sought out my charge for
+the purpose of imparting her father's instructions.
+
+At first I experienced some difficulty in locating her, but after a
+diligent search of our sumptuous suite I at length discovered her in the
+public corridor near the elevator, where she was engaged in explaining
+some game of cards--a form of solitaire--to the youth who operated the
+elevator. They were seated upon a bench near the shaft, and the youth
+was completely negligent of his duty. At my approach Miss Alicia looked
+up and nodded, but continued her explanation.
+
+"The jack on the queen," she was saying; "the ten on the jack; move 'em
+over--that makes a dollar you owe me!"
+
+"Alicia!" I exclaimed. "Stop it at once! What are you doing?"
+
+"Canfield," she replied mysteriously. "Want to take me on?" She gathered
+up the cards, which I then discovered to be part of what I may term her
+personal equipment, being small and easily contained in that part of her
+vanity case usually occupied by rouge and lip stick, for which, thank
+heaven, Alicia had neither need nor desire, though perhaps when one
+stops to consider the matter it is somewhat doubtful if her substitution
+of a pack of playing cards had a greater moral value.
+
+"I don't want to take you on; I want to take you away!" I said. "Come
+back to the apartment and pack. We are to proceed to Monte Carlo in the
+morning.
+
+"Suffering cats!" exclaimed Peaches. "No wonder you don't want to stop
+for any of this piker stuff." Then she turned to the elevator boy, who
+still lingered, seemingly in a state of semihypnosis. "Thanks for the
+paper, captain," she said. "Keep that dollar you owe me for a tip!" And
+then she slid her arm around my neck and strolled down the corridor with
+me, while the youth, with a parting grin, at length perceived the
+buzzing of the indicator, and vanished into his elevator contraption,
+not having uttered a single word since my advent.
+
+"I had him try to find me a San Francisco paper," Peaches explained as
+we returned to our royal apartments. "I get so sick of these Frenchy
+ones that I can't read, and of the London ones that have only news which
+could never have been fresh to me. I wanted to see a good comic sheet.
+Gee! How we used to rush for 'em out on the ranch. When Bill Hovey's
+mule team came into sight over Bear Ridge Dick and I used to commence
+matching for who'd open the bag. And generally we'd look at the comics
+together. Don't you love Krazy-Kat?"
+
+I shook my head slowly, more in despair at her simplicity than as the
+negative she took the gesture for.
+
+"Well, you wouldn't, no, nor Buster Brown, either, I suppose. But we
+didn't have any volumes of Webster or any such light stuff on the ranch,
+and had to take what we could get."
+
+"You have a newspaper of some sort, I see," I replied, feeling it
+useless to explain that I preferred Byron to Webster, and not feeling in
+the least convinced that Peaches knew of the existence of Daniel as well
+as of Noah. She pulled out a copy of the Paris _Herald_ from under her
+arm.
+
+"Not from the coast," she said, "but at least it's printed in American.
+The boy was a nice kid. He comes from Texas. He showed me a peach of a
+trick, and I was showing him a new Canfield when you breezed in with
+something really big. Hello! Here's something about Mr. Markheim!"
+
+She had been scanning the front page of the paper as she talked, and now
+she fell silent for a moment as she read.
+
+"Who is Mr. Markheim?" I inquired. "Not Sebastian Markheim, the great
+banker?"
+
+"Yeah!" said Peaches assentingly. "But it's nothing much. He's bought
+another picture, that's all. And paid the price of a couple of
+first-class orange-groves for it."
+
+"Why, Alicia Pegg!" I exclaimed. "What an extraordinary young female you
+are! Sebastian Markheim is one of the greatest collectors of antique
+paintings in the world. He is an authority on the subject. How do you
+come to know him?"
+
+"He came to know us!" she averred cheerfully. "Bought a ranch near our
+home outfit, and came over to get some pointers from pa. We see him a
+lot whenever he's in California."
+
+"How amazing!" I exclaimed. "Sebastian Markheim, the great millionaire!
+What manner of man is he, Alicia?"
+
+"Oh, he's a widower of about fifty or so," she said carelessly. "He's in
+love with me."
+
+"Alicia!" I exclaimed. "Can you never learn to be more reticent about
+these--these delicate personal matters?"
+
+"He isn't a bit delicate!" she responded mildly. "In fact he's awfully
+rough. He hounds me, but I can look out for myself."
+
+I felt the subject too dangerous to pursue. As my dear father used to
+say, most unpleasant subjects thrive on reproof. So I diverted her
+attention from her immediate theme.
+
+"What picture did he purchase that is worthy of such comment?" I
+inquired.
+
+"It is called the Madonna of the Lamp by some bird named Raphael, last
+name not mentioned," replied the young heathen cheerfully. "What's all
+this about Monte Carlo to-morrow?"
+
+But I had taken the newspaper from her.
+
+"The Madonna of the Lamp!" I exclaimed. "Why, Alicia, child, that is one
+of the most famous paintings in the world. It was done in Italy,
+hundreds of years ago, by one of the greatest artists that ever lived.
+The extraordinary part of such a sale is that any private individual
+should own it. Its proper place is a museum. I am surprised it ever got
+out of Italy. They have a strict law which prohibits any important works
+of art from being taken out of the country, you know."
+
+"I do not know," said Alicia. "But you'd think they'd be glad to get
+such a price for a thing as old as that, wouldn't you? Now if it was an
+original by Gibson or Christy----"
+
+But I did not attend to the remainder of her sentence. My eye had fallen
+upon another item of even greater importance, which had evidently
+escaped her attention. It was small and inconspicuously placed, but its
+interest was overwhelming. It ran thus. I copy from the original:
+
+ "SCARPIA PANELS STOLEN
+
+ "Calais, March 15th. The commissioner of police here was informed
+ last night that the four famous panels by Scarpia had been
+ mysteriously removed from the château belonging to Baron Richt at
+ Deux Arbres, seventeen miles from this city. The house has been
+ rented to Lord and Lady Ellis Gordon for the past two years. The
+ uttermost mystery surrounds the disappearance of the four panels,
+ which have been one of the show features of the place. How the
+ panels could disappear in the brief interval between the
+ announcement of dinner and the return of the guests to the
+ drawing-room is one of the most baffling features of the case. The
+ fact of the theft was discovered by one of the house guests, the
+ Ducca di Monteventi. Every effort will be made to discover the
+ criminals, for whose capture Lord Gordon has already offered a
+ large reward."
+
+That was all, but as Peaches put it, it was "an eyeful." In other words,
+it was sufficient. Or almost so, for, of course, our native feminine
+curiosity was enormously piqued. We stared at each other in amazement
+for a moment, and then Peaches heaved a long sigh.
+
+"That tall man!" she said cryptically. "Why, it was the place we left
+him at; the Gordon outfit! It seems like every time we hear of him he's
+mixed up in a mystery."
+
+"It certainly does," I assented. "And here we are headed for the
+Riviera, while I don't suppose he will get away, now that he's mixed up
+with that theft."
+
+"How do you know he's mixed up with it?" demanded Alicia with quite
+unnecessary violence. "He--he's a corker--couldn't you tell? Mixed up,
+my eye!"
+
+"I meant as a witness or in some similar capacity," I protested. "If he
+were not a duke, Alicia, I should be inclined, upon mature
+consideration, to believe him a detective."
+
+"Secret service?" she said doubtfully. "Sleuth? Why, no. He's a swell,
+that's all. You mustn't let your girlish imagination run away with you,
+Free. And anyhow, why worry, as we probably'll never see him again?"
+
+"That is probably too true," I assented. Then I consulted dear father's
+chronometer, discovered that time was pressing, and proceeded to the
+packing of my bags and the problem of getting into my trunk some new
+materials which I had purchased with the intention of having Miss
+Stimpson, our local seamstress, make them up for me the very minute we
+returned to Boston. I had also a new coat which Alicia had insisted upon
+presenting to me, and some garments of a more private nature which I had
+secretly purchased to gaze upon occasionally, though I would never wear
+such unladylike garments, for suppose there were to be a train wreck,
+how would one explain that a pink satin ah--er--interior was not belying
+a respectable alpaca surface, if you divine my meaning?
+
+Well, at any rate, I found that my small trunk could not possibly be
+made to hold all these new possessions, and so packed a few substantial
+petticoats with handmade crochet edging and my second-best dolman into a
+paper parcel, which I addressed to Euphemia and having thus completed my
+visit to the French capital I was ready to, as it were, conquer Italy.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+
+My dear father used justly to observe that clothes made the man, but
+that woman made the clothes. A witticism of which he was most fond,
+inasmuch as he clung to the custom of employing a tailoress, which was
+the almost universal method of procuring outer garments in his early
+youth. But it is possible that he intended to imply that the beauty of
+some females was insurmountable by bad taste in dress. I hardly know
+which interpretation may be correct; but I am sure that either Cousin
+Abby was tremendously affected by her clothes or that they were
+tremendously affected by her. At any rate they were as amazing as she
+was, or she as they, if you comprehend me. And the reaction which I
+experienced upon first beholding the Eiffel Tower was as nothing beside
+that incident to my first meeting in twenty-five years with my relative.
+
+It took place almost immediately after our arrival at Monte Carlo.
+Indeed we were scarcely settled in the royal suite of the hotel before
+she paid her visit. Mr. Pegg and his daughter had stepped out to undergo
+the preliminaries of obtaining a card to the public gambling hell, and
+I, unwilling to countenance their project, had remained behind
+ostensibly to supervise Richard, the chauffeur, in the disposal of our
+things, and so was alone when the countess was announced.
+
+The Richard person admitted her and came in whistling under his breath
+as he gave me her card.
+
+"Oh, you beautiful doll!" he sang sotto voce as he did so.
+
+I flew to the mirror, gave my hair a pat, and assuming a dignified
+deportment entered the drawing-room. It was empty save for a young girl,
+very much overdressed, who was standing with her back toward me, looking
+out of the window. At sound of my entrance she turned and pounced upon
+me with a shriek of delight.
+
+"Freedom Talbot, old thing!" she exclaimed. "How glad I am to see you!"
+
+And sure enough, that young girl was Cousin Abby! How true it is that
+the troubles we experience are seldom those we expect! I had been living
+in dread lest my titled relative should not prove hospitably inclined,
+and here she was already, upon the very first day of our arrival,
+greeting me literally with open arms. So much for the trouble I
+anticipated--it was gone like a wreath of smoke! But as I took a good
+look at her an entirely unforeseen difficulty began to force itself upon
+me. That Cousin Abby was willing to receive us was apparent, but were we
+going to return the compliment? For Abby had changed far more than I
+had.
+
+When she left Boston twenty-five years ago Abby Talbot had been
+considerably older than I. But upon renewing her acquaintance as
+described I found her to be at least twenty years my junior. Not
+literally, you will understand, by some miracle of arrested growth or
+phenomenon in the actual defeat of time, but by sundry artificial aids
+such as were never countenanced by my dear father and mother, or indeed
+by Euphemia or myself, all such so-called aids to beauty being unknown
+to the gentlewomen of our acquaintance and recognized only upon the
+persons of outcast females and constituting the outward and visible
+signs of inward and spiritual disgrace. Of course it must be admitted
+that some of even Boston's very best people, particularly in the younger
+generation, where it was palpably unnecessary, resorted to these
+artifices, and I had several times been shocked at large receptions by
+observing this fact. But that a member of our family should stoop to
+such a course was incredible; or would have been except that I was at
+that moment beholding it with my own eyes.
+
+Abby's hair was golden, and her cheeks were pink as Peaches' own. Her
+lips! Gracious goodness! I trembled for her immortal soul as I beheld
+them! And sinful-looking diamonds dangled from her ears almost to her
+shoulders. The hat she wore might better have been fashioned for a maid
+of sixteen, and her short gown swung above a pair of slim silken ankles
+and slippers with glittering buckles and outrageous heels.
+
+But though I struggled to experience the disapproval which I knew to be
+the proper reaction to these bedizenments I could not but admire the
+brave spirit they also undoubtedly represented. There was that about
+Abby which gave one the belief that one need not grow old except through
+lack of the desire for youth. She seemed to stand there before me with
+the spirit of her unconquerable youth radiating, as it were, through the
+painted shell she had put upon her body. I at once, and for the first
+time in my life, seriously contemplated abandoning my curled fringe. All
+this which I have recorded passed through my mind in a flash--while she
+was embracing me, to be exact. Then she withdrew her perfumed person a
+few inches and laughed like a girl!
+
+"Free, you duckie!" she cried. "You haven't changed a bit. It's
+fearfully amusing, your coming over. And to this iniquitous spot! How is
+poor dear Boston? I feel a million Ʀons away from it! And how is Cousin
+Euphemia? And the dog--what was his name; Rex?--that she used to fuss
+over so when he got his feet wet, do you remember?"
+
+She meant that she was trying to remember.
+
+"Rex has departed this life," I replied, "on the initiative of a very
+rude and heartless dog catcher with a barred wagon. Euphemia is well
+except for her rheumatism and asthma and indigestion; or was when I left
+home."
+
+"Doesn't she write?" asked Abby quickly.
+
+"She was exceedingly disapproving of my enterprise and has not written,"
+said I. "But I had somewhat anticipated the circumstance and am not
+unduly worried. The maid, Galadia, is to inform me should anything go
+wrong."
+
+Abby laughed again. It certainly was a pleasant thing to hear.
+
+"Tell me everything!" she exclaimed, drawing two chairs close together.
+"What on earth made you do it, you rebel? And who are these Peggs you
+are with?"
+
+It was delightfully gossipy. I sat down beside her and soon explained my
+action, in reply to her first question. But when I came to enlarging
+upon the second, I found myself, most unexpectedly, at a loss. What was
+my relationship to them anyhow? It was like trying to analyze one's
+relationship to the sunlight. And yet, had I merely seen them without
+knowing them, I should have unquestionably characterized them as
+impossibly vulgar; that was the plain truth of the matter. To Abby they
+must inevitably seem so at first glance. And knowing this I
+instinctively rose to their defense. I discovered within myself a sudden
+warm glow of affection and appreciation which was so normal and
+comfortable in its character that I had positively been unaware of its
+existence until criticism threatened them. I spoke slowly and
+deliberately, choosing my words with care.
+
+"The Peggs are Americans," said I, "from California. And their hearts
+are as big as their--er--oranges."
+
+"From which I gather they are millionaires and vulgar," said Abby
+shrewdly--"but that you like them."
+
+"I do indeed!" said I, though how she deduced so much from my remark I
+cannot imagine.
+
+"And it is equally evident," Abby went on, "that I, your titled cousin,
+am to be induced by hook or crook to introduce them to an assortment of
+foreign titles. That's so, isn't it? And you are in an agony of
+embarrassed bewilderment about how to broach the subject?"
+
+"Abby!" I gasped. "How can you!"
+
+"My dear, I have to!" she cut in, laughing again, though not so
+pleasantly this time. "My wits are about all I have with which to make
+good my bridge losses! I suppose you know Constantine left me nothing
+but the villa?"
+
+"What!" I exclaimed, really aghast. "I was not even aware of your
+husband's demise!"
+
+"Polo accident," she said briefly. "Five years ago."
+
+"I'm sorry," I said softly.
+
+"Well," said Abby, "never mind that! So you see you need have no
+reticence about offering me money. I can earn it, I assure you."
+
+Of course this was astonishing, but at the same time it really was an
+immense relief. For I knew dear Mr. Pegg never hesitated to pay a proper
+price for the genuine article, as he himself was wont to put it. And I
+had in truth been most anxious as to how I should approach my
+distinguished relative upon so delicate a matter as remuneration for the
+peculiar services which we required. And so, though in a sense I was
+shocked by her frankness, it made my path far easier, particularly since
+her own lack of delicacy in the matter warranted a larger degree of
+out-spokenness upon my part. And I had something important to say. Her
+opening gave me an opportunity not likely of renewal, and so I at once
+rushed into the breach.
+
+"My dear, I grieve for your loss," said I; "and for the unfortunate
+condition of your widowhood. And it is a most happy circumstance that we
+can be of benefit to each other at this time. Mr. Pegg intends to offer
+you a thousand dollars each for introductions to titles. And a bonus, I
+think he called it, of ten thousand dollars for--er--I believe he termed
+it 'working capital.'"
+
+"Splendid!" exclaimed Abby. "Now go ahead and tell me the buts."
+
+"The buts?" I queried. "Do you infer that there are restrictions to Mr.
+Pegg's offer?"
+
+"By the gleam in your eye I know there are!" Abby affirmed.
+
+"Well," I admitted, "Mr. Pegg has not expressed his desire that there be
+any; but I have one of my own."
+
+Abby gave me a most peculiar look at this, her eyes narrowing and her
+lips curling in a distinctly unpleasant smile. It filled me with an
+acute, though undefined, sense of discomfort.
+
+"Very well," she said quietly. "How much do you want?"
+
+"What?" I asked.
+
+"What commission do you want?" said she, speaking very distinctly. I
+felt as though someone had struck me with a whip. Instinctively I got to
+my feet.
+
+"Abby!" I exclaimed in horror. "A bribe! How could you? A Talbot!"
+
+To my amazement and further distress she stared at me for a long moment
+and then burst into tears.
+
+"Forgive me, Cousin Free!" she sobbed. "Forgive me, if you can--please!
+One gets so hard, so used to things like that out here! I ought to have
+known better! Please say you understand!"
+
+She was not like a little girl any longer. There was something behind
+the tone in which she spoke which frightened me; something terrible and
+sinister and cruel--something which could break even a Talbot! I
+perceived its nature though its substance was beyond my experience, and
+at once the instinct to rescue and help her was uppermost in my mind. I
+fussed over her much as I used to fuss over Rex, our pet, when anything
+ailed him, for he had been my dog, not Euphemia's, as Abby had supposed.
+And presently she grew quieter, though she still held on to my hand. But
+though I felt sorry for Abby and was determined to be of assistance to
+her I did not let the most unfortunate incident divert me from what had
+originally been in my mind to say when she made her terrible mistake.
+
+"Now, my dear, I will forgive you," said I. "But please brace up and
+allow me to state my condition, which is simply this: The young lady,
+Miss Alicia Pegg, must be most carefully guarded from fortune hunters
+and all questionable company. You must guarantee to me that you will
+introduce her to no one who can harm her. Her father has a faith in her
+ability to take care of herself which is founded in his knowledge of her
+singularly beautiful nature, but he is almost as unworldly in our sense
+as she is. I simply won't have any scallawags hanging round her. Her
+father trusts me to look out for her welfare, and I mean to see that his
+trust is justified."
+
+"You seem pretty deep in his confidence," Abby remarked. "He is a
+widower, you said?"
+
+"He is," I replied, though I did not see what that had to do with the
+subject. "And Alicia's motherless condition places a great
+responsibility upon me. So you must promise what I have asked, Abby, and
+keep the promise faithfully."
+
+"All right, old dear!" she answered, her self-possession rapidly
+returning. "And it won't be hard, for I know an awfully decent set,
+really. I'll have you all out to dine this very week. I'm at San Remo,
+you know. Just a short motor drive from here; a duck of a house opposite
+the old German Emperor's place. How about Saturday? That ought to give
+me time to collect the proper people."
+
+"That will be lovely, Abby!" said I. "Mr. Pegg will be delighted, I am
+sure." Then a sudden wonderment struck me.
+
+"Don't you ever wish you were back in the security of your life in
+Boston?" I asked curiously.
+
+"Not when I'm sane!" she replied lightly. "Do you?"
+
+This was both unexpected and disconcerting. But I strove to be honest in
+my reply.
+
+"No," I said; "I cannot truthfully say that I do."
+
+And long after she had taken her departure, buoyant and apparently
+light-hearted once more, I pondered my reply. But I found no explanation
+for my change of heart. Never, no, never, did I expect to utter such a
+sentiment, much less to have felt it! But the harsh fact was that I had
+somehow become estranged from my native city and the human element which
+represented it, and did in truth already prefer the Riviera.
+
+In point of fact it appeared to me to be the most beautiful place of
+which the mind could conceive, despite that I was rather surprised to
+find the chief foliage to be cedar and other evergreens, and that the
+whole effect was less tropical than I had imagined. Also I had expected
+that the natives would be rather more like those in a production of
+Cavalleria Rusticana, to which my dear father had once escorted Euphemia
+and myself upon the occasion of her birthday; and even after several
+weeks of continuous residence in Monte Carlo I was unable to be rid of a
+feeling that the management, or rather government, was somehow to blame
+for not making the reality more like the opera.
+
+But oh, how beautiful it was! I was unstinting in my praise. Not so Mr.
+Pegg and Alicia, however.
+
+"Pretty good!" was Alicia's comment. "But you ought to see California.
+They'd better bring over some of our poppies to liven up the hills."
+
+"It's real pretty," her father admitted, "but awful small. It's
+something like a pocket edition, as you might say, Miss Free."
+
+"I scarcely believe that anything could be more lovely," I declared.
+
+"Well, of course you haven't been West yet," said Peaches cheerfully.
+"Then you'll see the real thing!"
+
+"I shall never become a Californian, my dear," I put in mildly. "Do you
+know, sometimes I fear you tend to exaggerate in describing your native
+State?"
+
+"Well, we produce the biggest crops in the world," she declared. "So why
+not the biggest liars, as well? Wait until you've been out on the coast
+yourself!"
+
+And never to this day have I clearly understood what she meant by that.
+A great deal that Alicia said was difficult to understand. And nothing
+was more so than this insistence on her part that anything Californian
+was superior to everything European. After our visit to the Villa d'Este
+I gave up. She looked it over pleasantly and gave her verdict.
+
+"I guess they copied it from the Gillespie place at Santa Barbara," she
+said; "only, of course, these hills are nothing as compared to the Coast
+Range for height."
+
+It was just after this that I abandoned all effort to force a course in
+architecture, or indeed in any of the arts, upon Peaches. I began dimly
+to perceive that it was not only useless but that her education was not
+really impaired by the secession of my efforts along these lines. She
+possessed a faculty for picking out what she wanted to learn and
+learning it thoroughly. And after all that is the truest education, as
+my dear father used to say.
+
+But I digress. Let us take up our sequence where Abby left me on that
+first afternoon.
+
+Scarcely had she departed, driving off in a smart little red automobile
+of the type which I had learned to distinguish as a roadster, as I
+observed from the window, and which gave no clew to the newly disclosed
+fact of her poverty--scarcely had she departed and I had partially
+mastered the emotions which her extraordinary visit had engendered in my
+bosom when Alicia and her father returned.
+
+They had been out, as I believe I have mentioned, for the purpose of
+procuring cards of admission to the public gambling hell. They had also
+got cards for a place called the casino, one of which was offered to me.
+I accepted it with gratitude, for at home there was a casino out at
+Duxbury where we spent our summers; a very charming place it was, too,
+with a fine view of the ocean from the veranda, and a dance for the
+young people every Saturday night, and I had greatly enjoyed taking my
+knitting there. I was at present secretly at work upon a pair of socks
+for Mr. Pegg, intended as a small appreciation of all he had done for
+me, and I felt sure that this casino would be an excellent place in
+which to complete them, particularly when Mr. Pegg and his daughter were
+away gambling. I had, needless to say, protested against their avowed
+intentions in this matter, but to no avail.
+
+"Why, Miss Talbot, of course you object!" Mr. Pegg had said, kindly but
+firmly. "Objecting to this sort of thing is part of your job. If you
+didn't object you wouldn't be the woman I hired you for. But this is one
+time you're not wise--you don't get it at all. This gambling joint is
+strictly high class. The layouts at Dogtown have nothing on
+it--absolutely! To lose a little something at Monte is like losing a
+little at monte with a small 'm' over to Dogtown; and allow me to inform
+you that no California native son's education is completely polished off
+without that experience. Only over here is where the crowned heads get
+trimmed--I mean polished. And I propose to have my daughter visit that
+historic spot so's she can talk intelligently about it at big dinner
+parties."
+
+Well, when Mr. Pegg assumed that tone I knew that further argument was
+useless. Besides, Peaches herself was very much set on going, and all
+that was left me was the manifestation of my unalterable disapproval by
+steadfastly refusing to accompany them or to discuss their experiences
+in that den of iniquity. Even Richard, the chauffeur, was infected with
+the dreadful spirit of the place, though I ascertained that the vicious
+resort which he attended was of a less pretentious order.
+
+There was considerable coolness between us that evening because of my
+attitude, and when Peaches and her father had departed upon their
+nefarious errand I read my Bible and went to bed greatly fortified. This
+coolness lasted into the next day, despite the arrival during breakfast
+of Abby's invitation to dinner, at which Mr. Pegg and Alicia both
+evinced great satisfaction. I hoped to divert them into a visit to the
+churches, but all in vain. Mr. Pegg had lost several hundred dollars, it
+seemed, and both he and his daughter evinced a strong wish, as they
+expressed it, "to show these wop gamblers where they got off."
+
+The result was that after luncheon they again left me to my own devices
+after a second fruitless attempt at persuading me to accompany them, and
+when they had been gone for half an hour I decided to take my knitting
+to that casino for which they had given me a card.
+
+The afternoon was exceptionally mild and fine, even for that part of the
+world, and I anticipated spending it out of doors. I therefore put on a
+shade hat and a light wrap, packed my fancywork into my knitting bag
+and making sure that my working specs were in my reticule I set forth
+into the mildly sunlit avenue.
+
+I had no difficulty at all in locating my destination. Indeed the very
+first native boy of whom I made inquiry directed me volubly. I thanked
+him and passed on in the direction which he indicated. But when I
+reached the spot I confess I was astounded and felt obliged to confirm
+the building's identity by a second inquiry.
+
+It was far, far larger than the casino at Duxbury. Indeed it looked
+rather more like one or rather several of the houses which the _nouveau
+riche_ have erected at Newport. But this was not altogether surprising
+when one realized that the number of tourists was undoubtedly far
+greater than on the Massachusetts coast. And as I approached I noted
+that a large number of cars were waiting outside. It seemed probable
+that this indicated a hostess day, or possibly even a private euchre
+party; so I decided against going in, and entered the gardens instead.
+
+These were amazingly beautiful and extensive, with winding paths and
+pleasant seats. Here at least I could not complain of any lack of
+luxuriance in the semi-tropical growth, and selecting a sheltered bench
+that was shielded from the light breeze by a mass of camellias in full
+bloom I settled myself for a pleasing period of rest and observation.
+Very few people were about, and a lovely peace reigned over all.
+
+First I took out the finished sock and regarded it critically in the
+strong light. It was really well made if I do say so myself, and
+tasteful, too. The sock itself was black, but round the top the purling
+was in alternate stripes of black and red; an effort on my part at once
+to meet Mr. Pegg's taste for the exotic in dress and at the same time
+offer a conservative surface in that part which would be exposed to the
+general public. Having then satisfied myself that my work was as my
+mother would have desired, I counted the setting-up stitches anew to
+make certain of their number, and began the second sock, my heart
+content at thought of the pleasant surprise my gift would be. I had
+completed the top line of red and the first line of black and had just
+begun on the second line of red when I observed the most dreadful thing.
+
+I think I have mentioned that my seat was sheltered by a semicircular
+bed of evergreen bordered by tall camellias, and was situated in a
+remote corner of the gardens. The band on the plaza was playing a gay
+tune and the atmosphere was pleasantly exhilarating. And so I was not
+paying very diligent attention to my work. Indeed my eyes were ever
+prone to rove from my knitting, a fact for which Euphemia has often
+chided me, though I do quite as well without watching my stitches, the
+occupation having become second nature with me. Therefore it was by no
+means unprecedented that I should be contemplating the beautiful shrubs
+at my right, while nodding my head to the music of the distant band,
+though my hands were busily engaged.
+
+At first I thought my vision must be at fault, for something stirred
+just the other side of the bushes, and a hand containing a revolver was
+slowly lifted, the index finger upon the trigger.
+
+For the first second I felt as if I were stricken by paralysis, and the
+next I had sprung to my feet and rounded the corner to where the hand
+was.
+
+"Stop it at once!" I shouted instinctively, though it is a fact that I
+hardly knew what was to be stopped.
+
+And my command was obeyed. The man who stood there actually did stop,
+though why in the moment of his surprise that dreadful pistol did not go
+off I cannot understand. But the hand containing it dropped to his side,
+and for several seconds we stood staring at each other, he with the
+pallid daze of one who has been halted on the brink of destruction, and
+I with the trembling indignation of a respectable female with a most
+unfeminine situation suddenly thrust upon her.
+
+He was a tall thin man, no longer young, and dressed in the extreme of
+fashion save for a large rabbit's foot that dangled incongruously from
+his watch chain. His eyes were large and dark and overbrilliant, and his
+disheveled head was hatless.
+
+"What were you doing?" I asked severely, though I knew perfectly well.
+"Don't you know that it's a sin?" I went on before he could answer.
+
+"Who are you?" the man asked in English, his voice hoarse and remote.
+"Go away and allow me to kill myself!"
+
+"Stuff and nonsense!" I replied tartly. "You put that--that weapon into
+your pocket this minute! Don't you know you are apt to cause us both to
+be arrested if a police officer should come this way?"
+
+Mechanically he obeyed, slipping the dreadful thing into his coat
+pocket, and continuing to stare at me in that helpless, dazed fashion.
+
+"Now come and sit down beside me on this bench!" I commanded, gathering
+my worsteds out of his way. He obeyed like a person in a trance. "There
+now!" said I. "You poor man, you are all upset! Wait a minute and I'll
+give you just what you need."
+
+Fortunately it is my habit always to carry a dose of aromatic spirits of
+ammonia in my reticule in case of emergency, and at length an emergency
+had arisen. Hastily retrieving the little phial from its hiding place I
+uncorked it and offered it to my strange companion.
+
+"Here--drink this quickly!" I commanded.
+
+He took it and gave a hurried look about to see if anyone observed.
+There was nobody in sight.
+
+"You are right, it is less noisy!" he whispered. And with a single gulp
+he drained the phial and returned it to me.
+
+"How long does it take to work?" he whispered feebly, relaxing upon the
+bench.
+
+"Just a moment," I said soothingly. "There! Don't you feel better
+already?"
+
+"I do, strangely enough!" he replied, straightening up. "What kind of
+poison is it?"
+
+"It's aromatic ammonia," I said briskly, "and it won't poison you in the
+least. Never have I met such a silly person as you are!"
+
+"Baffled again!" he groaned, burying his face in his hands. "Oh, how
+much better I feel! What a shame! Why could you not let me die?"
+
+"Because it is the business of sensible women to take care of foolish
+men!" I returned. "Sit up now and tell me all about it. Was it love?"
+
+He obeyed and stared at me in that silly blank way of his.
+
+"Love?" he said. "Worse than that. Money. I have one hundred napoleons
+left in the world. I decided there were only two courses open to me.
+Either I must get a sign, an infallible sign how to play, or shoot
+myself. I decided to wait until two o'clock and if the sign had not
+manifested itself I would end my life. It was exactly three seconds to
+two o'clock when you spoke!"
+
+He groaned and dropped his head again.
+
+"Well," said I as placidly as I could, "perhaps I am the sign you were
+looking for. Who knows? See here now, I am going on knitting, and
+suppose you watch the stitches for a few moments. It's excellent for the
+nerves. That's it. You'll have yourself well in hand presently."
+
+And indeed even as his eyes fell upon my fancywork he seemed to take a
+new lease of life. Gradually he became animated. Color returned to his
+pallid cheeks and a new, though I cannot say a saner light, came into
+his eyes.
+
+"The sign!" he muttered. "Perhaps it is the sign!" This cryptic remark
+seemed to be addressed to himself. Then suddenly--he did everything
+suddenly--he spoke directly to me. "Red and black!" he said, fingering
+the wool on which I was at work. "Red and black. How many stitches do
+you take of the red, strange woman?"
+
+"Ten," I said, "and then ten of black and then ten on the red!"
+
+He sprang to his feet with a sudden strange conviction in his manner.
+
+"Twenty on the red! Ten on the black!" said he. "It's a sign. It may be,
+it must be a sign! I'm off!"
+
+He tossed the sock back to me with a gay gesture and started away. But I
+was too quick for him. I caught him by the coat tails before he had gone
+twelve inches.
+
+"Hey, my good man!" said I. "I'll just thank you to hand over that
+pistol before you go!"
+
+"All right, you can have it!" he exclaimed lightly. "There you are.
+Don't do anything rash with it. I may need it later!"
+
+He slipped the weapon into my reticule with an amazingly swift gesture,
+and before I could say "jiffy" he was gone in the direction of the
+casino.
+
+Nervous excitement has always exhausted me more than physical exertion,
+and I have acquired the practice of taking a short nap wherever I may be
+when the occasion necessitates it. And so when the poor crazy man had
+gone and seemed little likely to return I settled myself for a cat nap,
+determined to compose my nerves and not allow my afternoon to be ruined
+by the disturbing incident. But though I roused myself at intervals and
+did a few stitches I must have drowsed much longer than I had thought
+to, for when I awoke thoroughly it was sunset.
+
+I got out dear father's chronometer and was horrified to find the hour
+past six. Here I had been a public spectacle for goodness knows how
+long! I at once began to gather my things together, preparatory to
+leaving for the hotel when I perceived that there was a great to-do at
+the casino. People began pouring forth and cheering, headed by a wild
+figure in a black coat.
+
+And then things began to happen fast. Before I could realize that the
+procession was headed for me it was upon me, lead by my suicidal
+acquaintance, his pockets bursting with money, his hat, mysteriously
+retrieved, also brimming with lucre, his vest bulging with it, and his
+hand full of bank notes. Straight toward me he came, and dropping upon
+his knees he flung both hands full of money into my lap, the crowd
+closing in about us despite the police officers, who ran about wildly
+shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, order, please!"
+
+"My benefactress! My good angel!" shouted the kneeling man. "My sign
+from heaven, accept a few miserable hundreds as your inadequate reward!"
+
+"You have been gambling!" I said severely, while gathering up the money
+from my lap.
+
+"Yes, I broke the bank on your advice!" he shouted. "Twenty on the red,
+ten on the black. Take, oh, take your reward, my angel!"
+
+"I will take this shameful money for the foreign missions at home!" I
+said severely. "It ought to be turned to holy uses, and you will only
+lose it again! And please get up. You are making us both ridiculous!"
+
+But before he could comply, to my unspeakable horror Alicia and her
+father pushed their way through the crowd, accompanied by a young man.
+At sight of me Peaches gave a whoop of joy.
+
+"What price a chaperon!" she yelled. "Free, you little hellion!"
+
+She turned from me to the young man in attendance.
+
+"Good Lord, what'll I have to get her out of next?" she asked him
+whimsically. And then I recognized him.
+
+It was the Duke di Monteventi!
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+
+Even amidst the excitement incident to my personal predicament I could
+not but be surprised at that young man's being there--and with Peaches!
+He had the most extraordinary way of turning up unexpectedly. And even
+more remarkable was the way in which he appeared equal to whatever
+situation he dropped into the midst of, for now it was he who maneuvered
+my extrication from the embarrassing attentions of the bank-breaking
+person, and it was on his arm that I departed from that iniquitous spot
+to which I had so inadvertently wandered. It was not until we returned
+to the hotel that I learned what had happened, and then dear knows it
+was nothing to his credit.
+
+It appears that they had met him at the gaming table. But, of course,
+that could not be counted as wholly against him, inasmuch as Peaches
+herself had been there, and even I had been near by, though, of course,
+without intention. Obviously I was not in a position to reprove either
+of them, though I took the greatest pains to explain in minute detail
+just how the situation in which they found me had arisen, omitting only
+the exact nature of the work upon which I had been engaged.
+
+"Never mind, Free!" said Peaches soothingly. "Don't bother to alibi.
+Both father and I have played hunches ourselves, haven't we, dad? Only
+it's generally been in person."
+
+This was perfectly unintelligible to me, but the duke apparently
+understood, for he smiled that wonderful golden smile, which made me
+feel as if I would do simply anything for him. Then he counted what they
+persisted in calling my winnings for me. It amounted to nearly two
+hundred francs.
+
+"Are you really going to send it to the missions?" he asked. "You might
+double it at the tables, you know, Miss Talbot!"
+
+"My dear duke," I informed him promptly, "I wouldn't gamble for the
+world! I intend turning this money in at once to charitable uses!"
+
+"What a lack of philosophy!" he cried, throwing out his hand in a
+despairing gesture. "How much is furnished to charity from sources as
+blind, isn't it? But for that poor gambler where would your donation be?
+Don't you believe the end often justifies the means?"
+
+Peaches took this up.
+
+"You mean a person has to fight the world with its own weapons lots of
+times," she said quickly.
+
+"I do," he said.
+
+"Well, my dear father always held that fair means made clean profits," I
+said, rising. "And I believe that no matter what the end, the process to
+it should be honest."
+
+And then I left them to make out a money order to Doctor Andrews, as I
+did not like having all that cash upon my person; and anyway the
+receptacle in which I carried such things would not contain so much.
+
+In the corridor I ran into Mr. Pegg. I would have passed on my way, but
+he detained me.
+
+"I wanted to ask you, Miss Talbot," he began, "what was the dope you
+gave that feller that he won on?" His voice was low and eager.
+
+"I didn't tell him a thing!" I responded indignantly. "I know nothing
+whatever of gambling, Mr. Pegg, as you are perfectly well aware!"
+
+"I'm not so dead sure about what you know and what you don't," said Mr.
+Pegg slowly. "But I am disappointed you won't tell me what you told that
+feller to do."
+
+"I assure you I imparted to him no information of any sort whatsoever!"
+I repeated with dignity. "I am beginning to think every one has gone a
+little mad in this climate!"
+
+"Well, of course the climate ain't like California," murmured my
+employer automatically. "But I'd like to know what you told him."
+
+Well, I wasn't going to discuss that crazy man or my conversation
+regarding the socks I was making, and so I fled to the seclusion of my
+chamber and the completion of my errand.
+
+But when I had written my letter and addressed my envelope I fell into a
+reverie in which my thoughts were occupied by the Duke di Monteventi. It
+was perfectly apparent that he was going to see something of Peaches--in
+all likelihood as much as she would permit--and unless my premonition
+and intuition were wholly at fault that would mean a good deal.
+
+And why not? That was the question. Was there any reason why not? Of
+course Alicia had her parent, who was naturally the prime factor in any
+restraint that might be put upon her. But then, Mr. Pegg did not know of
+the incident of the motion-picture house. Not that there was anything in
+it to the young man's discredit. But suitable bachelors did not
+generally have a mystery attached to them anywhere. Of course we did not
+as yet even know that he was a bachelor, though from the way he looked
+at Peaches I earnestly hoped he was.
+
+Should I inform Mr. Pegg of what I knew? But what, after all, did I
+know? Nothing except that two quite unattractive foreigners seemed to
+have designs upon him. And those friends of his, Lord and Lady Gordon,
+were presumably highly desirable. Well, Abby might know something about
+him. I felt my responsibility toward Peaches heavily. And yet I longed
+for a romance. Or at any rate, at least for the spectacle of one. Such a
+time and such a place demanded it. Through the window of my unhomelike
+hotel bedroom crept the scent of exotic blossoms on the wings of a
+gentle breeze which stirred my letter to the minister to a faint
+fluttering. I looked at it hard for a long moment, a trifle saddened
+that so much sweetness should be wasted on anything less than a love
+epistle. Then I collected my emotions, put them, metaphorically
+speaking, away in dried lavender, where they belonged, sealed my letter
+and made myself ready for dinner.
+
+When I rejoined my little family the duke had gone, but Peaches could
+talk of nothing else.
+
+"Isn't he a regular guy?" she challenged the world from her seat upon
+the end of a high table. "He's two inches taller than I am! We measured.
+And he's the goods--absolutely! Got an old ranch that was staked out
+during the pioneer Christian days, back in the mountains. But it's been
+let run down."
+
+"Orchards?" inquired her father, his interest quickening.
+
+"Some," said his daughter. "But mostly human livestock, I guess. A
+tenantry, they call it."
+
+"Italian for rent hog," commented her father.
+
+And we went down to dinner.
+
+One of our more popular, less erudite poets, has remarked that "There's
+nothing half so sweet in life as love's young dream." Or perhaps it was
+a classic poet. I am not certain which, and must for once confess to
+ignorance as to the origin of a quotation. But it is one--the sentence,
+I mean--for which I have long cherished a liking. It is ill-expressed
+perhaps, but profoundly true. Love's dream is always young: that is one
+of the finest things about it. The tenderer emotions have a curious
+faculty of restoring youth, or at least temporarily renewing it. Even
+love at secondhand, by observation or by inference as it were, is
+capable of producing a reformation of the spirit which in its new-found
+vitality at once questions the body as to its actual age and state of
+decrepitude. Is one ever really old? Does one pass the period when
+romantic love can obsess one without one's justifying ridicule? Is
+there, indeed, any such period? Does not true love always dignify its
+victim? These are the questions which such a contact must invariably
+engender. And I confess to being no exception to the rule as I watched
+Alicia and the duke.
+
+What a romance! How pleasing in every way! Two such handsome young
+people might have been, as it were, taken bodily from the drawings in
+Godey's Ladies' Book, so incredibly beautiful were they; or from the
+decorative cover of a more modern magazine, so athletic was their
+appearance.
+
+One of the very first items to catch and hold my admiring attention in
+the progress of their affair was the bouquet which he sent her the
+morning after his arrival. Here in a land where flowers were cheap and
+plentiful, instead of sending a bushel of blossoms, as the average
+admirer would have done, a small box appeared containing an exquisite
+corsage bouquet. She was almost bound to wear it. And she did. So far so
+good, but what was in even better taste and a further sign of breeding,
+there was a handful of roses for me!
+
+"My dear," said I as Peaches gave them to me, "that young man is a
+thoroughbred, take my word for it, even if he is a foreigner!"
+
+"Well, he's only half Italian, you see!" replied my lovely giantess in
+cheerful explanation. "His mother was a Miss Winton, from Cambridge, the
+daughter of the American consul at Nice. She married a title, that's
+all."
+
+"A Winton of Cambridge!" I exclaimed, a great light dawning upon me.
+"That explains it, of course. The Wintons were very decent people, my
+dear; very decent, though not very old. I am sure I remember that
+correctly. I will write and ask some one at home for further
+particulars. Meanwhile I know no reason why you should not see something
+of him if you wish."
+
+"Thanks!" said Peaches. "I believe I might. In fact we had thought of
+taking a ride this afternoon. He's got a friend here in the Besseleri
+and can borrow two horses. Would that be quite all right, as the English
+say?"
+
+"Certainly, if you take a groom along," said I, recalling what little I
+knew on this particular point of etiquette.
+
+I had never indulged in equestrian sports in my own youth, nor had
+Euphemia, and so my authoritative tone was derived from surmises I had
+made from pictures I had seen on the subject--pictures, it must be
+confessed, in an English magazine, where a groom in pen and ink always
+figured in the sketches of Rotten Row.
+
+Yet when Peaches had departed sniffing at her bouquet, to write him a
+note, because, as she averred, the telephone service was so bad--much
+worse than the Los Angeles system--I wondered vaguely if she had not
+been making game of me in asking my permission and advice. Ordinarily I
+should have been certain that she was, but this time there was a genuine
+anxiety on her part to do the correct thing--a faint doubting of her own
+omnipotence which was new and wholly delightful.
+
+I yearned over her with an unuttered blessing, and returned to work upon
+my, or that is to say, Mr. Pegg's sock. How delightful the world seemed!
+And, of course, his being a Winton made such a difference!
+
+Of Peaches on horseback I have little to say besides the fact that she
+and the duke required the two tallest horses in the regiment. Words fail
+me when I attempt to describe how she looked, for there she was in her
+element. By some mysterious process she had acquired a hat belonging to
+one of the officers--a strange hat indeed for a man to have worn at any
+time, for it was covered with cock's plumes. And Peaches wore it with an
+air of nonchalance difficult to describe. But it certainly did look very
+like the pictures to which I have referred as my authority on the
+subject of horseback riding. There was no groom with them, but Mr. Pegg
+had decided to go along, so that was all right. I saw them start and
+then decided to have the yellow brocade which I had purchased in Paris
+made up for the wedding.
+
+As things were, I was not altogether surprised to find the Duke di
+Monteventi at Abby's house on the first occasion of our going there for
+dinner. I was glad it was so magnificent an entertainment with music,
+because when those two young people met in the beautiful hallway there
+should have been music and flowers, and there were! I have positively
+never seen anything so handsome as the duke in evening dress, except
+Peaches in that simple Nile-green satin gown! They came together
+like--like two branches of a stream--at once playfully antagonistic and
+blending! Yet their language was curiously unromantic.
+
+"Cheero!" said the duke. "You look ripping!"
+
+"You're not so dusty yourself," rejoined Peaches.
+
+And then Abby bore down upon us; Abby in a perfectly outrageous black
+evening gown with diamonds as big as pigeons' eggs in her ears, and very
+little else. She sailed up like a small sloop, all trig and confident,
+and after pecking me on the cheek extended a flower-like hand to Mr.
+Pegg.
+
+"It's awfully good of you to come!" she said. "Dear Freedom has talked
+of you so often!"
+
+"Charmed!" murmured Mr. Pegg, his eyes riveted upon her smooth head.
+"Delighted!"
+
+It was quite perfect, and I experienced a tremendous sense of relief.
+One would never have suspected that he was paying for this gorgeous
+entertainment. But I did not like the look he gave her, nor the way his
+eyes followed her all evening. Somehow it made me unpleasantly conscious
+of my own hair, in which I had always heretofore maintained a good deal
+of pride. And somehow my gray corded silk with the collar of real lace
+and mamma's cameo pin did not seem quite so lovely as I had always
+thought them, either; though they were undoubtedly more modest and more
+suitable to our age than Abby's costume was. Fortunately my walkrite
+shoes did not show under my gown, and I managed to keep them pretty well
+concealed through the evening. But I digress.
+
+Abby's villa was a delightful one, situated, as she had said, at the
+back of the pleasantly cosmopolitan little town of San Remo, and
+nestling high on the sheltering hills, the miniature garden being built
+on terraces and inclosed by a whitewashed wall against which the
+evergreens of the mountain crowded sharply, and over which the roses and
+geraniums and clematis flung abandoned sprays of sweetness, as if the
+little inclosure were an overflowing bowl of goodies. There were minute
+statuettes in the garden, veiled and softened by moss and the winter
+damps of a century, and a little fountain half choked with water
+flowers, but tinkling endlessly from a broken conch shell. There were
+hidden benches, too, set as though for lovers; and, incongruously, a
+smooth bit of turf near the veranda where Abby practiced putting, which
+is, I am informed, a section of the game of golf.
+
+But though the garden was old and steeped in romance the interior of the
+villa was modernized and gay. And on the night of this, our first
+entertainment there, a sense of festivity was diffused by a clever
+profusion of half-hidden lights, quantities of flowers, sporting prints,
+magazines galore, for Abby read nothing else, and a general crowding
+together of old and new furnishings, even to pictures and hangings,
+until the little house seemed incapable of holding another thing. But it
+was brave and gay and being made the best of--very like Abby herself.
+
+Of the guests besides ourselves there was not much to be said in the way
+of charm, but a great deal in the way of distinction and quality. For
+there was Sir Anthony and Lady Spier, who did nothing in the world
+except live in San Remo each winter and compare it unfavorably with
+Sussex, to which, however, they seldom returned. They looked a good deal
+alike and ate heartily. Sir Anthony had set views on California, where
+he had never been, and he positively refused to accept Mr. Pegg's
+statements about it, which circumstance gave rise to quite a lively
+discussion.
+
+There were also present a Mr. and Mrs. H. DeVere-Poole, of New York;
+expensive-looking people who Abby afterward assured me were very
+fashionable. And no doubt they were--in New York. But in Boston I had
+never heard of them, though of course Mrs. Poole was familiar with my
+family and asked a few vague questions about some Boston people named
+Cabot, after which she lapsed into the cigarette-infested silence which
+appeared habitual with her.
+
+Then there was a voluble captain of the Queen's Bodyguard, in uniform,
+an acquaintance of the duke's, and of a distinguished but broken family,
+I believe. However that may have been, I do not know. But I can vouch
+for the condition of his English, which was worse than broken; it was
+shattered. And that was the company.
+
+As for the food--I never saw so much food so thoroughly disguised in my
+life. It resembled an edible patchwork quilt made out of whole cloth.
+But it was delicious. All in all the venture was a huge success and my
+protƩgƩs behaved splendidly.
+
+It was only after dinner, under the influence of a cigar--Abby permitted
+smoking in any part of the house, it seemed--that Mr. Pegg relaxed into
+his natural manner, and I began to fear disaster. Peaches was
+smoking--every one was smoking, in fact, except myself. And Mr. Pegg,
+sticking his thumbs into the armholes of his black and white striped
+silk vest, refused to be seated, but strode about the crowded
+drawing-rooms, asking questions about all that they contained. I am
+mortified to confess that he appeared chiefly interested in the
+intrinsic value of the objects which attracted his attention, and showed
+no hesitancy about asking their price.
+
+"Since I come over here abroad, countess," he remarked to Abby, who
+followed languidly in his trail, a cigarette in an immensely long holder
+between her artificially reddened lips--"since I come over I sure have
+had an eye opener about secondhand pictures and furniture and such
+stuff! That's why I'm interested in your things. I thought I knew
+something about commercial values, but I see I can learn."
+
+"Why, I thought Sebastian Markheim was a great friend of yours!"
+commented Abby. "And he's a famous collector."
+
+"He's a famous collector of culls and worn-out stock," chuckled the
+Citrus King. "Bought a ranch near one of mine, and the hoppers ate what
+trees he had, the first year. Then I got him a flock of turkeys to keep
+'em down and he done better next year. But all the secondhand antiques
+he had over to his ranch house come from a fire sale in Oroville, and
+consisted principally of a slightly scorched set of real genuine
+varnished oak dating way back to 1910."
+
+"Who is this that possessed such a treasure?" asked the duke, strolling
+up and joining our little tour of inspection--for I was with them, being
+anxious to hear what Mr. Pegg and Abby were talking about.
+
+"Sebastian Markheim!" replied Abby quickly. "He is a friend of dear Mr.
+Pegg's."
+
+Dear Mr. Pegg indeed! And she had never met him before that evening! I
+determined to do something about this at once; though just what, and
+about what, I did not quite know at the moment, but you will understand
+me. Mr. Pegg, however, beamed at Abby, and then turned to the duke.
+
+"Neighbor of mine on the coast," he explained. "Nice feller, but knows
+nothing at all about citrus fruit."
+
+"But he does know about antiques," laughed the duke. "His collection is
+world-famous. Are you interested along those lines?"
+
+"More curious than anything," Mr. Pegg admitted. "You see, I don't
+intend to let any branch of knowledge go untouched if I can help it.
+That's one of the traits that makes us Americans so remarkable."
+
+"I see," replied Monteventi. "Have you shown him the Mantegna?" he went
+on, turning to Abby.
+
+"Mantegna!" I exclaimed; "A genuine Mantegna! How wonderful!"
+
+"Let's have a look!" said my employer.
+
+"It's in here!" assented our hostess, and led the way into a little
+alcove room, where upon the bare plaster wall the masterpiece hung--a
+strange, melancholy primitive of the ascension, the agony of the dark
+ages in its solemn coloring, and struggling for technic. I stood in
+silent awe,--it was such a precious thing to be in private ownership,
+and of all persons, in Abby's! I sighed and turned, to see a curious
+look upon the face of the young duke, who towered beside me. Never had I
+seen anything so amazing as the transformation which had taken place in
+him. There came into it a look of reverence mixed with a passionate
+fire which seemed almost for the moment to consume him. His face was
+that of a saint, a religious fanatic, a young crusader. His eyes burned
+and the color had receded from his cheeks. To say that I was shocked and
+fascinated at this transformation is to put it mildly. Then he caught my
+eyes and his color came back.
+
+"You understand pictures, Miss Talbot," he said quietly. "I remember."
+
+"Pretty homely, I call it," said Mr. Pegg's voice behind us. "But I
+suppose that makes it all the more valuable. How much do you calculate
+it is worth?"
+
+In an instant the duke had turned to him, his expression normal once
+more.
+
+"An Italian work of art of such a character as this is beyond price," he
+declared, a deep note in his voice; "though that little painting would
+easily fetch a hundred thousand dollars in the market--which it will
+never reach, thank God!"
+
+"You seem to think a lot of it," replied Mr. Pegg. "I wouldn't give five
+dollars for it, but I suppose some people would."
+
+"Markheim, for instance!" remarked the duke. "But he couldn't get it.
+One of our charming hostess' chief claims to distinction is that though
+an American by birth she has the Italian loyalty about such matters."
+
+He bowed charmingly.
+
+"Sandro means that no matter how hard up I was I wouldn't break the law
+by selling an Italian work of art for export," she explained lightly.
+"And this one, least of all. It came from my late husband's home," she
+went on, "and is one of the few things I managed to save."
+
+"Is there a law about taking such things out of Italy?" asked Mr. Pegg.
+
+"I should say there was!" exclaimed the duke. "The country was being
+stripped by moneyed foreigners until it was enforced. We natives feel
+strongly on the subject, Mr. Pegg. But it is a dangerous thing to
+smuggle a masterpiece out of Italy now, I am happy to say."
+
+"Then how do you suppose Mr. Markheim succeeded in getting the Madonna
+of the Lamp," I put in, "which he bought last month?"
+
+"Markheim has Raphael's masterpiece!" he cried sharply. "Since when?"
+
+"Well, young man, you needn't look at me like that," I said. "I didn't
+smuggle it for him, I'm sure! He bought it in New York; why, on the very
+day that you discovered that robbery at the Gordons'!"
+
+"Curious that I didn't see the notice," he murmured, still staring at
+me. "I beg pardon, Miss Talbot. I didn't mean to be rude, I'm sure. But
+this was the first I had heard of it, and such things interest me
+greatly."
+
+"They would interest any Italian," declared Abby. "You see, things are
+occasionally smuggled out in spite of an eternal vigilance on the part
+of the secret service. Though as I remember, it's a good long while
+since the Madonna of the Lamp disappeared. It was reported to be in
+Berlin years ago, but this is the first time it has actually come to
+light. Very interesting, I'm sure. And if we really should go to war
+with Austria I expect we would have the opportunity of bringing back a
+great many things across the mountains yonder. Let's go out, by the way,
+and have a look at them in the moonlight."
+
+She tucked her arm into that of Mr. Pegg in the most exasperatingly
+familiar way, which he did not seem to resent in the least, and together
+they went out through the window into the moon-filled garden. And even
+as they went Peaches appeared in the doorway, her hair wind-blown and
+her magnificent dress a trifle disordered, but if possible even more
+lovely than ever.
+
+"Oh, there you are, Sandro!" she said, catching sight of the duke. "Come
+outside, quick! There's an aƫroplane flying right into the moon. They
+say it's Caproni himself!"
+
+And forthwith they vanished, leaving me to absorb a detailed description
+of Sir Anthony's indigestion, delivered by himself, which description
+lasted for the remainder of the evening. But my thoughts were on other
+things, though I said "Yes?" and "Indeed!" automatically whenever Sir
+Anthony came to a full stop.
+
+So it was "Sandro" already, was it? And that same Sandro, who loved
+famous paintings so, and knew such a lot about them, had been somewhere
+that newspapers did not reach from the time the panels were stolen from
+the château in which he was visiting, until he reappeared at Monte
+Carlo. But where had he been during that period, and what doing? I
+puzzled the matter over all the while as we said good night and climbed
+into our high-powered motor, at the wheel of which Richard, the
+chauffeur, sat like a sullen schoolboy, while Peaches, abandoning her
+usual place beside him, climbed into the back with the duke, whom we
+were dropping at his hotel.
+
+And the puzzle stayed in my mind after Peaches was asleep that night,
+she having first talked herself tired about her Sandro, she describing
+him in turn as a king, a sport, a Greek statue and a bearcat. And I was
+still puzzling over him for an hour after Morpheus had claimed her,
+which hour I occupied in trying on various pairs of her high-heeled
+French shoes, and finding them less uncomfortable than I had anticipated
+and certainly more becoming to the foot than my hygiene walkrite
+footwear. Of course Peaches' shoes were too big for me, as my foot was
+smaller than Abby's, considerably smaller, in fact; whereas Peaches'
+footgear was--well, Californian. But it did well enough to practice in,
+and I took advantage of this solitary hour to do so.
+
+But all the while that I walked up and down my chamber, the heels
+occasionally almost betraying me, my mind was on the duke. I determined
+to ask Abby all about him, for I deemed it my duty. And besides that, I
+wanted to see Abby soon again; I wanted to find out where she got her
+corsets.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+
+At this point in my narrative I call to mind the fact that my dear
+father ever laid the greatest stress upon the importance of the effect
+which the pursuit of reading has upon the human mind and upon the minds
+of juveniles in particular. He was convinced that if Euclid were read to
+a point of thorough familiarity at the age of twelve years by every male
+American the result would be a marked effect upon the political life of
+the nation, I remember; and he recommended that girls from the age of
+nine to nineteen be made thoroughly conversant with Saint Paul. In his
+famous treatise on the subject, entitled The Education of Freedom
+Talbot, he dwells at length upon the supreme importance of young people
+having access to books of the best quality without "let or hindrance,"
+and devotes three chapters to the influence upon the later life of the
+individual of those books which are perused during the preadolescent and
+adolescent periods.
+
+And unquestionably his deductions in this matter, as in all others, were
+sound. For in looking back upon my conduct from the time of my leaving
+Euphemia, my home, and the carefully regulated routine of my existence
+in Boston I perceive that my course was unquestionably influenced by a
+volume of which I obtained possession at the age of eleven, though I
+have greatly feared since--indeed I was, in point of fact, greatly in
+fear at the time when I perused its fascinating intricacies--that it was
+not a book which my paternal parent would have selected as suitable for
+the sprouting of the young idea--especially for a sprout of the feminine
+gender. The title of this dubious but well-remembered literary
+production was Daisy Dashforth, the Girl Detective, and was the fruit of
+the pen of some lesser literary light whom Fame has allowed to sink into
+oblivion.
+
+But there was in it some quality of keenness, of wit, of relish for
+adventure, of sharpness of observation, which remained with me, and
+which I refuse to dismiss as of no importance. Indeed it is quite
+possible that without the subconscious influence upon my mind of this
+book, which had remained in abeyance through the years until occasion
+called it forth--it is quite possible, I say, that without it I should
+never have had courage to take the initial step which pried me loose
+from the home of my ancestors and set me forth upon a career at a time
+of life when most females are drawing such careers as God has appointed
+for them to a close. Of course I had the incentive of keeping the
+ancestral roof over Euphemia's head to drive me forth from under it; but
+that was no doubt reƫnforced by the memory of Daisy. Moreover, the book
+had sharpened my taste for mystery and my instinct for seeing beneath
+the surface of things, which faculty, in more commonplace surroundings,
+would in all probability have been turned to the viler uses of village
+gossip.
+
+So it was from a combined motive of scientific research into a situation
+which to me at least had begun to savor of mystery and a sense of duty
+to my employer that I went to visit with Abby. Nobody could suspect me
+of the desire for gossip. It was simply my plain duty to discover what I
+could about this handsome young duke before my charge became hopelessly
+involved in his toils--in other words to find out if they were really
+toils, or merely addresses. And incidentally I wished to confirm my
+impression of how Abby dressed her hair, achieving that youthful effect
+with such success.
+
+So packing up my knitting I put on a pair of Alicia's high-heeled shoes
+for practice, strapping them on with elastic bands; without, however,
+mentioning the circumstance to her for fear that she would ridicule my
+enterprise; and requesting of Richard, the chauffeur, that he convey me
+to San Remo, we set forth in company. Alicia was nowhere about when I
+left, but there was no doubt in my mind as to who was with her, wherever
+she was. Apparently there existed no doubt in the mind of Talbot,
+either. I was seated beside him so as to be nearer help in case of an
+accident, and as we bowled along over the perfect road with its
+enchanting vistas of sea and fascinating walled gardens I could not fail
+to note the grave look upon his clean, if somewhat rough profile. His
+long nose was particularly expressive. I was not surprised when he broke
+the silence with his customary freedom but without his habitual gay
+carelessness.
+
+"Say, Cousin Mary," he began, using the absurd form of address of which
+I had been quite unable to break him--"say, Cousin Mary, lookit here.
+What do you think of this he-duke of Peaches'? Do you think she likes
+him pretty well?"
+
+"It is a trifle dangerous to surmise what a young woman may think about
+a young man until a definite announcement is made," I replied.
+
+We rode a little farther in silence and then he broke out again.
+
+"He's a foreigner!" he said with all the distrust that a good American
+is capable of imparting to the term. "A foreigner! I can't see how he
+came to be such a bucko! But he is, all right, all right, and she's
+crazy over him! Damn it, I might have known I couldn't hold her!"
+
+"Talbot!" I exclaimed. "Don't swear! And you must remember that
+democracy is for the poor. Upon becoming so rich it was but--but
+American for Peaches to acquire a proper sense of her social superiority
+and to confirm it by marrying a title. Though in her case I believe we
+can feel sure that her affections would come first. If she marries this
+young man it will be simply and solely because she loves him. We can
+depend on that."
+
+Then I caught sight of his face and wished I had not spoken.
+
+"I guess he's a fine chap," he said slowly. "And he can give her a fancy
+handle to her name. Judas Priest! What can I give her? I'm--I'm a
+servant, I am. I've learned a lot since I came over here. Let's go back
+to California!"
+
+"I know, Richard," I replied soothingly. "California, where there are no
+servants! I'm really sorry, dear boy, but remember we don't know
+anything definite yet. And we don't know anything against the duke,
+either."
+
+"Do you know about his older brother?" asked Richard, the chauffeur,
+abruptly.
+
+"No! What about him?" I answered quickly.
+
+"He disappeared very mysteriously about ten years ago," said Richard.
+"Two guys that was on the boat coming over from England was talking to
+me about it. They are here now. I met them in a saloon and they told me
+a little something."
+
+"Repeat it all, Richard!" I commanded. "What did they say?"
+
+"Well, it seems this brother was the duke," elucidated my informant. "He
+was last seen in Africa on a hunting expedition with our duke. And then
+the both of them disappeared for a while. When the duke come back he had
+the title. There seems to be some doubt about his having a honest claim
+to it."
+
+"What nonsense!" I said. "Talbot, you no sooner convince me that you are
+not a servant than you begin to talk like one. My Cousin Abby receives
+him, and that is enough! You should not listen to such wild stories!"
+
+By this time we had reached the Villa Bordeaux, and taking my workbag I
+descended. Richard, the chauffeur, parked the car and settled back in
+it, presumably to dwell upon the unhappy course of his love while he
+waited for me; and I entered the villa, much disturbed by what he had
+just told me, and determined to find out the whole truth at once.
+
+I found Cousin Abby immersed in newspapers, cigarette smoke and a most
+attractive negligee; and though I could never endure to see a woman
+lounging round the house in a wrapper I confess she looked charming. At
+my entrance she glanced up without rising.
+
+"Hello, Free!" she greeted me over the dangling filthy weed that clung
+to her lip like--like Richard's! "Hello, old thing! Sit down. Smoke? Oh,
+of course not! I've been reading about this beastly war we are going to
+have. Won't it be a bore?"
+
+"Do you really think England and Germany will break?" I said. It was
+what every one said in those days, a sort of formula of greeting like
+"Good morning" or "How do you do" without meaning it too seriously,
+don't you know? And then more vital matters would be taken up.
+
+"Oh, I don't really suppose so!" she said. "I'm glad to see you, my
+dear. Did that charming Mr. Pegg enjoy my little party?"
+
+"I am sure he did!" I replied, stiffening a little. Her tone was
+altogether too intimate. "So did I, and so did Alicia. It is about her
+that I have come principally, Abby."
+
+"You mean about the duke?" inquired Abby, with surprising astuteness. "I
+noticed they were pretty thick."
+
+"I assume you would not have invited the young man unless you knew him
+to be desirable?" I said earnestly.
+
+"I didn't invite him!" said my sprightly relative. "He called me up in
+the afternoon and insisted upon coming! I would never have dared to take
+the responsibility of inviting Sandro to meet any woman--but he simply
+said that he knew them and knew they were coming, and so was he."
+
+"But my dear!" I exclaimed. "He is simply a chance--a very chance
+acquaintance with us. You must know him well to call him by his first
+name. Tell me all about him!"
+
+"I do know him well!" she admitted, lighting a new cigarette as I
+started a new row on my sock. "Everybody who is anybody knows Sandro. He
+plays about with the very best people. I've known him for ten years. But
+I know absolutely nothing about him. He has a good figure and a charming
+smile and never borrows money, though he gambles heavily at periods.
+And that's all I can say."
+
+"But my dear!" I protested. "Who are his family? Surely you know that?"
+
+"That's simple enough!" said Abby. "His mother was a Miss Winton, as you
+know--the daughter of the American consul here at San Remo. His father
+was the holder of one of our very oldest titles. There was a brother who
+was killed in Africa in a game accident--an older twin, I believe.
+Really, my dear, I don't think there is the faintest mystery about
+Sandy, as we call him. No money--land-poor with an old rat's nest of a
+castle back in the hills, and not fit, they say, for human habitation; a
+Harvard education, expensive tastes and an aptitude for recouping at the
+tables here--a clever amateur of the arts and a dear fellow. And that's
+all. Why, what more is there to know about any unattached young male?"
+
+"Poverty would be no crime in this case," I observed. "Though I think
+that if he is so hard up he ought to go to work."
+
+"He's not hard up, except for a duke!" laughed Abby. "At least he always
+seems to have enough to get by with. There's no talk of debts, he
+doesn't keep a car, and lives extremely modestly."
+
+"And you have never heard anything peculiar about him?" I persisted.
+
+"Well, I wouldn't go quite as far as to say that!" said Abby, "for it
+was very vague. About a year ago I heard that the secret service was
+supposed to be shadowing him. We were staying at the same country house,
+the Welch-Finleys, and he left utterly without warning, and it gave rise
+to some talk. People remembered about his brother, and, of course, no
+one has ever understood quite how he died. They were devoted,
+however--mad about each other; I know it for a fact. And Sandy often
+speaks of him most affectionately.
+
+"Still it isn't usual for the secret service to shadow people--the best
+people, is it?" I protested.
+
+"Oh, quite!" said Abby. "At least in Europe it is. Nowadays everybody is
+suspected of being a Prussian or an Englishman or a Frenchman or an
+Italian, according as they proclaim themselves to be the other. You see,
+everybody is in the secret service of at least one nation, or say they
+are, and to be overlooked by the police would be rather a slight. So
+don't worry about the smiling duke, because he is quite all right as far
+as we know, and that is a long way in this wicked, sophisticated old
+world. And now do tell me more about dear Mr. Pegg! He has promised to
+drive me out to Sorrento to-morrow. And tell me all about lemons!"
+
+"I'd rather you'd tell me who makes your stays, my dear!" I replied.
+"They are so youthful!"
+
+Well, that was all I could learn from Abby--I mean about the duke. Upon
+the secondary subject she was most generously full of information. And I
+came away reassured to a certain extent.
+
+On the other hand I did not like Abby's calling Mr. Pegg by his intimate
+name of Pinto, which she did once or twice during the remainder of our
+talk. Because I could not bring myself to the belief that Abby would be
+the proper stepmother for Peaches. Their tastes were too much alike. And
+though I had very little against Abby except her clothes, I was as yet
+unconvinced that clothes would make a man happy. And while I worked on
+the socks I was making for Mr. Pegg as I sat up late that night waiting
+for Peaches to return from a moonlit walk with the duke, I wondered
+again and again how a woman of Abby's age could think so much of such
+things.
+
+When Peaches came in at last and I had helped her out of the dress of
+light gray satin which she had worn, I could not but think that the girl
+was daily giving greater justification to her pet name. Her skin was as
+smooth and soft as the satin from which it emerged, and as gleaming. The
+garment itself was like a piece of the silver night outside, and her
+eyes were deep soft pools, her head like a golden star. It hardly seemed
+right that any woman should be so beautiful. She had taken some
+softening quality from the Italian skies as if this corner of the globe
+which was so like and yet so unlike her native heath had rubbed off the
+crudities left by the sharper climate, and done so the more readily
+because the country was all so familiar to her--far more so than to
+Boston-bred me--and she was ripe for impressions, whereas I was merely
+ready for comparisons. She was unusually silent, though her glowing face
+was as easily read as a printed page. I helped her into a soft white
+negligee.
+
+"Sandy!" she said, going to the window and looking down at the dimly
+twinkling town and the black, moon-cut shape of the sweeping coast line.
+"I am going to call him Sandy! I can put my head on his shoulder without
+leaning down, Free!"
+
+"Eh?" I said sharply.
+
+But the wretched child wouldn't tell me another thing. Not that it
+needed much telling. When they were together, which was practically all
+the time, one could have cut the atmosphere with a piece of wedding
+silver it was so thick and soft. When their eyes met suddenly it made my
+heart jump and I wanted to cry. It was lovely, lovely! And she said so
+little about it that I knew it must be serious.
+
+One day in the garden at San Remo, where we now spent much of our time,
+she asked him to pick her a rose which was growing just out of her
+reach, but not out of his. It delighted her to confirm his superior
+height, and she did it at every conceivable opportunity. He reached the
+rose easily and she gave him her little gold penknife, which she had
+been using to gather a bouquet, to cut the stem with. It was a beautiful
+knife, with her name on it in diamonds, a most characteristic gift from
+her father.
+
+"By jove, what a jolly one!" said the duke.
+
+"Keep it, Sandy," said Peaches.
+
+And while he smiled his protest she fastened it to his watch chain by
+the little ring through the end.
+
+"Oh, don't do that!" I cried, getting to my feet. "Don't give a knife! I
+am not in the least addicted to superstitions, but really you must not
+give him a knife!"
+
+"I'll give her a penny for it, Miss Talbot," said he. "That makes it
+quite all right, you know."
+
+And laughingly she took the coin and slipped it inside her girdle. I
+found it there that night, and it had made an ugly red mark which must
+have been painful. But girls are such absurdly sentimental things that
+it is quite--quite, well, charming. And as for the little gold knife, we
+had later good cause to remember that it was in his possession.
+
+What a gay month it was! Such _festas_, such expeditions into the
+country, such evenings of excitement, with the beautiful romance between
+Alicia and the duke weaving in and out through all our adventures like
+a golden thread in a bright embroidery! The duke was as care free and
+gorgeous a lover as any princess could have desired.
+
+Only two things marred what would otherwise have been a perfect period,
+and one was the absurd way in which Abby set her cap for Mr. Pegg. The
+other was my personal discomfort in becoming accustomed to the
+strait-jacket furnished by the corsetiere to whom Abby sent me. But the
+effect unquestionably justified the means, and they did make me look
+younger. Not that Mr. Pegg seemed to observe the circumstances. He was
+monopolized in the most outrageous way by that unscrupulous cousin of
+mine. Not that I cared in the least, but the way men can be taken in by
+a lot of falderals and clothes and artificial aids to beauty is
+certainly astonishing; and Abby made no scruple of using them all.
+Indeed, she was a most worldly woman and was infecting us all with her
+worldliness. Perhaps the culmination of this tendency occurred at a
+garden party which she gave, and at which a great many things happened
+that had far-reaching consequences.
+
+I may say at once that wine was one of the primary causes for the
+phenomenon which developed during the course of the evening. I recall
+that my dear father had a very concise philosophy concerning wine and
+its effect upon the human system, though, of course, the feminine
+portion of his household never partook of it with the possible exception
+of a glass of port at Christmas; or a portion of gin upon the occasion
+of a fainting spell, when it was considered most beneficial in its
+medicinal effect. But outside of its uses as a restorative for the
+vapors, we never used it, and I may state in the interests of accuracy
+that though my father referred to the substance which he imbibed in the
+masculine seclusion of the dining room after the departure of the ladies
+as "wine," it was in truth rum, imported direct from Jamaica, in which
+he indulged, if indeed so lax a term may be properly employed in
+connection with him. Nevertheless, "wine" was a sort of generic term
+with him for all alcoholic stimulants, and he believed in its judicious
+usage and even quoted from the Old Testament in its behalf, referring in
+particular and most frequently to the incident of Noah's having planted
+a vineyard immediately upon the opportunity for so doing having arisen.
+
+"Wine," my dear father would often remark, especially when in argument
+with our worthy pastor--the subject was often debated between
+them--"wine is the immemorial link which man has made with which to
+hitch himself to the gods; it is the weak man's courage, the poor man's
+wealth, the coward's glory and the failure's apology. Through wine man
+becomes the things he dreams of being--great, strong, powerful. The
+grape absorbs the sun, and the wine puts sunshine into men's hearts;
+without it the world would begin to look for vices to take the place of
+conviviality."
+
+It will thus be seen that we were reared in a proper attitude toward
+Bacchus--indulging mildly ourselves, but properly condemning any misuse
+on the part of our neighbors. Of course we knew how to use it, but so,
+too, did we know how to act toward those weaker ones who could not
+discriminate between discretion and Saturday night.
+
+This is not a digression. It is rather an explanation of how and why I
+came to be a participant in the festival which Abby gave in the gardens
+of her villa at San Remo.
+
+Up to the date of her entertainment I had never touched a drop of any
+alcoholic stimulant except in poundcake or ignited upon plum pudding,
+partially because I had not felt that my dear father's dissertations
+applied to the gentler sex but were intended principally for what
+Peaches was wont to term an "alibi" for his own.
+
+But in Europe things were so different. Women smoked without loss of
+reputation, and even mere babes were given claret in their drinking
+water in the superstition that it prevented fever or bowlegs, I forget
+which. At any rate the taboo was lifted--I mean the lid, again to quote
+my charge--and being so near Rome I thought it no harm to do as the, as
+it were, Romans did.
+
+And hard indeed must the heart have been to refuse any part of the
+conviviality upon such a night as this was. The moon was marvelous
+beyond words. All the flowers in the world seemed to have gathered
+together in that little pleasance between the gleaming whitewashed,
+vine-burdened walls. Lanterns hung like strings of dull golden moons
+from tree to tree. Dear Mr. Pegg walking with me beneath them compared
+them most poetically to oranges.
+
+"Almost as big as Golden Americans!" he exclaimed jokingly.
+
+Below us, down the moon-swept hillside, lay the Mediterranean,
+reflecting the mystery and romance of Italy almost, as it were, audibly.
+And audible also, but not too violently so, was the gayly costumed
+orchestra which sang as it played, and swayed with the rhythm of its
+own music. There were uniforms and beautiful dresses everywhere, picked
+out and accentuated by the sombre formal clothes of the civilians.
+Indoors there was laughter and dancing. The ballroom was a pool of
+yellow light in which the dancers seemed to swim in a melted sweetness
+of sound. Every one was gay. I was gay because of that lovely romantic
+reference of Mr. Pegg's to the lanterns. And then a series of events
+rose out of which my gayety seemed curiously to increase.
+
+I was sitting outside alone, my escort, Sir Anthony, having gone off to
+speak to some one, when I saw Peaches and the duke emerge laughingly
+from the ballroom. I have often seen her beautiful, but never so
+beautiful as on this occasion. She was clad in an amber satin gown of
+the exact hue of her marvelous hair, and her only ornament was a huge
+string of amber beads. She looked like the incarnation of all the gold
+and sunshine of her native State, and the duke was gazing upon her in a
+way that sent shivers up and down my back. They came along the path
+slowly, utterly absorbed in each other. The dance music inside had
+ceased and the orchestra was singing again--a sweet agony of sound with
+the ancient words: _O dolce Napoli_!
+
+The lovers passed into the darkness just beyond me--the darkness
+pulsating with that utterly unrepressed foreign music. And then somebody
+opened an upper window, from which came a ray of light. It lifted the
+heads of the two out of their seclusion as though with a knife. But they
+were oblivious of it. Never have I hoped--I mean, expected--to witness
+anything like those two blind faces pressed together. They were mouth to
+mouth, immovable, like Rodin's statue. There is something very terrible
+in seeing a thing like that--in seeing something which even the
+participants close their eyes upon. I staggered to my feet and made a
+run for the house--as efficient a run as my new high-heeled slippers
+would permit, and there encountered Sir Anthony on the terrace.
+
+"Miss Talbot!" he exclaimed. "You look quite upset! Allow me to get you
+a glass of wine!"
+
+"I am upset--but oh, so happy!" I exclaimed.
+
+But I accepted the wine. It was a very mild yellow fluid which tickled
+the throat pleasingly and, far from administering any shock to the
+system such as I had anticipated, it seemed to have no effect whatsoever
+beyond creating a feeling of thirst. I took a second glass, which only
+increased my need, and as it was so light and harmless I partook of a
+third.
+
+I then began to realize more fully what a truly delightful evening we
+were having, and even whispered to my escort that I had good reason for
+believing that Peaches and her Sandy were engaged. I even called him
+Sandy, I recall. Sir Anthony at once proposed that we drink their
+health--quite between ourselves, of course. Which we proceeded to do,
+and followed it by drinking that of Nedra, a race horse belonging to His
+Lordship, which was to--er--perform in some race on the morrow.
+
+And after that my memory becomes a trifle dimmed, except for dancing
+with dear Mr. Pegg. It was a species of quadrille, I recall, except that
+we seemed to be doing it alone. There was great applause, so it must
+have been successful, and I remember Cousin Abby exclaiming, "Just see
+what Europe does for us Boston girls!" but that was only her jealousy
+because of Mr. Pegg's stealing my slipper.
+
+My entire being was diffused with a marvelous sense of well-being, and I
+made an engagement to ride muleback with Sir Anthony next morning at ten
+o'clock--indeed to ride with him at ten precisely every morning for the
+remainder of our sojourn upon the Riviera. And this was the more
+remarkable inasmuch as I had never ridden upon any animal whatsoever and
+have a peculiar aversion to mules. But at the time nothing seemed
+difficult. It was a wonderful night.
+
+I completely forgot my charge; or when I thought of her at all it was
+only to recall that she was in safe hands, if not arms, and to pursue my
+own amusement. Then abruptly and most annoyingly the party was over. I
+can't think why they wanted to end it. I, for one, was not in the least
+ready to go home. But once out in the open air I had a dim realization
+that all was not quite well with me. I became possessed of a sudden
+desire to be alone, and a distaste for allowing either Peaches or her
+father to see me until I was in some way different from the way I was at
+the moment. And actuated by this motive I managed with uncanny cunning
+to elude my party and find our automobile ahead of the other members of
+the family. Richard, the chauffeur, was sitting in it alone, and I
+begged him for assistance.
+
+"Dicky," I said, "I want to go right back to the hotel an' get my
+handkerfish. You take me, and come back for the resh."
+
+"Lit to the eyelids!" exclaimed Richard.
+
+I haven't the faintest idea of what the boy meant, but he was most
+helpful, I will say that. He got me into the car, and somehow we reached
+the hotel. The wind in my face had revived me and I managed by the
+exercise of great dignity to give a sufficient appearance of
+self-reliance. Richard, the chauffeur, left me with reluctance, but it
+was necessary for him to hurry back at once for Mr. Pegg.
+
+I experienced no difficulty in reaching my floor of the hotel, but once
+there I realized to my annoyance that I had forgotten my key. I somehow
+disliked the idea of calling upon the office for assistance, and
+determined to chance the door being unlocked. It was possible at any
+rate.
+
+The corridor was a long one--altogether too long and with too many doors
+in it. I remember thinking Mr. Pegg ought to speak to the management
+about it in the morning. But after some hesitation I selected my own
+door, opened it without difficulty and entered, to face the two rascals
+of men whom I had tripped up in the London theater.
+
+"What are you doing in my room?" I demanded.
+
+"Madam, this is not your room," said the one with the mustache. And as
+he spoke I dimly realized that though it was an hour when most persons
+are in bed, both were dressed--even to hats and gloves. And they seemed
+profoundly disturbed at my appearance.
+
+"It is my room!" I insisted, sitting down by the door, which remained
+open. "It's my room, and I'd like you to explain what you are doing in
+it."
+
+"Madam," said the other imploringly, "you are mistaken. I assure you
+this room is ours. I can prove it----"
+
+"I don't want to dispute you," I replied with dignity, "but leave my
+room at once!"
+
+I don't know how long we sat there arguing but it seemed like months.
+And then all at once I heard Peaches' voice behind me.
+
+"Good heavens! What are you doing there, Free Talbot?" she said,
+striding in and seizing me by the shoulder.
+
+"I'm trying to put these brigands out of my room!" I said. "Don't
+interfere, my dear!"
+
+"But it's not your room!" shrieked Peaches. "Oh, pa, come help me to get
+my chaperon out of these strange men's room!"
+
+Mr. Pegg was close behind her, and as she spoke I realized that she was
+quite right. I got up with dignity and left, accompanied by the Peggs,
+and the next thing I knew somebody was putting ice on my forehead, and
+it needed it.
+
+I opened my eyes, feeling very ill, and there was Peaches, in street
+clothes. It was broad noon and she had been crying. I felt as though
+I--as though all of us--had been going through vast experiences of
+misery for ages and ages. With a tremendous effort I struggled to a
+sitting posture in the bed, and addressed my charge.
+
+"Peaches," I said, "I saw you kissing that young man last night! Now, my
+dear, though I feel very ill this morning--I think I must have eaten
+something at Abby's last night that disagreed with me--still, I am well
+enough to protest at your behavior!"
+
+Peaches stared at me for a moment and then burst into unaccountable
+laughter.
+
+"Free!" she said. "I hope we can get you home a fit woman to take up
+your foreign missions work. We'll have no back talk from you to-day!"
+
+And then she suddenly burst into tears, throwing herself on the bed and
+sobbing hysterically. Now thoroughly alarmed I forgot my own
+wretchedness and comforted her as best I could.
+
+"My dear, my dear!" I said. "Don't take on so! What if you did kiss
+him? There is no real harm done! You love each other! You can be married
+soon. You have everything in the world to be happy about!"
+
+Slowly Peaches straightened up to her glorious height and dried her eyes
+on the cold towel from my head.
+
+"Free," she sniffed, "Sandy has gone! Gone, do you get that? After our
+promising to marry each other, after his dating up Pa to talk it over
+this afternoon, after promising to come and take me to lunch and to buy
+a ring this noon--gone without a word except this."
+
+Dramatically she handed me a note written in a clear firm hand. I read
+it as well as my throbbing head would allow.
+
+ "_Dear Alicia_: I regret that I shall be unable to keep my
+ engagement. Unforeseen circumstances have arisen which make me
+ realize I have been living in a fool's paradise. Forgive me and God
+ bless you.
+
+ "SANDRO DI MONTEVENTI."
+
+"His things are gone from his hotel," she said bitterly. "He's not
+coming back!"
+
+"Nonsense!" I said as vigorously as Nature permitted. "Nonsense. No man
+could have got such a kiss and forgotten it. Once engaged to you, always
+engaged to you. Peaches--he'll be back this evening."
+
+"If he does it'll be in chains!" said Peaches. "You see, he shot a man
+at the depot--winged him as the train moved out. It was your friend of
+the black mustache whom you were visiting with last night!"
+
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+
+One of the most annoying things which the outbreak of the war of 1914
+did was to completely ruin our tour of Europe.
+
+We had planned to visit Belgium, where Mr. Pegg intended to launch some
+citrus project or other, and afterward make a tour of Germany. And, of
+course, that ungentlemanly, uncalled-for war entirely upset our plans.
+To say that it was an annoyance is to put it mildly. I was terribly
+provoked, especially as my collection of the flora of Europe was far
+from complete. I had been gathering specimens whenever opportunity
+afforded, pressing them, and pasting them in a blank book. Then I would
+write in the proper names, both Latin and popular, in a neat lettering
+of black ink picked out with red. It promised to be a most interesting
+souvenir of my trip and was intended as a gift for Euphemia. But the
+interruption of this small personal enterprise was, of course, only one
+of the many annoyances which the outbreak of the war occasioned.
+
+It was terrible that Peaches should be cut off in the midst of her
+education, and terrible, too, that I should have the prospect of a
+return to Boston staring me in the face. Also Peaches needed diversion.
+Ever since the disappearance of the duke she had drooped like a--well
+like a eucalyptus tree, let us say, though she, who as a rule was so
+free in pouring out exact statements regarding her inmost emotions, was
+absolutely silent on this most interesting subject. I had fully
+expected that she would make a sort of confessor of me and postpone my
+nightly slumbers to the point of ultimate endurance upon every possible
+occasion, as she had during what I may call the chauffeur epoch, when
+she imagined herself in love with Richard. But from the day of the
+duke's disappearance she became singularly reticent about her emotions,
+and as is always the case with a woman who refuses to allow herself to
+talk, it made her quite ill, though she kept up and about and all that.
+
+Mr. Pegg, Abby and myself consulted about what was the best course to
+take, and after failing utterly to elicit any information from the
+police regarding the crime, if any, of which our gallant Sandy was
+accused, we tried the government officials, the American consul, and
+even went so far as to drive to the homestead of the Monteventi, in hope
+of obtaining a clew as to what had caused this mysterious performance.
+But in no direction was any information to be gained.
+
+The castle of the missing duke was closed--a desolate, half-ruined place
+it was--the villagers proved as dumb as the authorities, and we
+concluded that they were so for the same reason--to wit, because they
+knew nothing. If only some definite fact concerning Sandro could have
+been ascertained even though it had been to his detriment, Alicia's mind
+would have been given an opportunity at least of escaping the thought of
+him by a definite rejection. The terrible uncertainty of the cause of
+his action was what troubled her the most, I felt sure.
+
+But having failed to gain any real information we had simply to conclude
+that either Sandro was mixed up in some private feud or that the police
+were just too reticent for anything. Foreign police are that way--not a
+bit like democratic America, where, Richard, the chauffeur, assured me,
+the police statements to the newspapers are the native criminals' most
+reliable source of information.
+
+Well, at any rate, as we could get hold of nothing to tell Peaches
+either for her comfort or disillusionment we conspired for her
+diversion. And just as I had arranged to take her upon an exhaustive
+tour of the cathedral towns of Germany that annoying war broke out and
+spoiled everything. A rush of appreciation of America seemed all at once
+to overwhelm even the most ardent tourists, and Mr. Pegg did not escape
+being affected by the contagion. With his usual decisiveness we were
+told to pack for home, and then I was summoned for the private interview
+with him which I knew was inevitable, and to which I looked forward with
+dread, as it could hardly mean anything except my return ticket to
+Boston.
+
+We were at Nice at the moment and Mr. Pegg awaited my coming upon the
+balcony of the royal suite of the hotel. He was chewing a cigar and very
+serious about it--our interview, that is. As I appeared he gave me a
+curious look which took me in from my newly waved hair to the tips of my
+high-heeled slippers, and I do verily believe that he observed them for
+the first time. My dear father used to say that men always see things
+suddenly or not at all, and this was one of those cases. Mr. Pegg always
+saw very clearly what was going on in his own mind, but perception of
+outside things seemed to be, as it were, cumulative.
+
+However, though he made no remark upon my appearance I saw him change
+his mind about something or other in the transparent manner so common in
+men, and he abandoned the overworked cigar.
+
+"Miss Talbot," he began, "in a couple of hours more or less we are going
+to be in the refugee, or immigrant class, because we are fortunate
+enough to be able to go home steerage, which is a damn sight better than
+not going home at all. And what I mean to say is that I think it would
+be awfully good for you to spend a few months in California. It would
+sort of round out your European experiences by giving you a real genuine
+standard of comparison--show you a country worth talking about. So I
+suggest that you stick by this outfit and take a little graft of Boston
+culture out to the home ranch for us, where maybe we can improve some of
+the wild stock with it."
+
+This was so different from what I had anticipated--the polite apology
+for the war's having interfered with our trip and being so sorry that we
+must part, and so on--that I could not refrain from an outburst of
+appreciation.
+
+"Oh, Mr. Pegg!" I exclaimed, clasping my hands in delight. "How truly
+wonderful! Indeed, I shall be most pleased to remain in your employ and
+to see Golden California. The more especially as dear Alicia needs me to
+look after her in her affliction! I accept!"
+
+"Good!" said Mr. Pegg, beginning upon a fresh cigar, a sure sign that
+our business was at an end. "Good! And you can get a lot of specimens
+for that dried-flower morgue of yours out there, too, if the Germans
+don't put us to picking seaweed instead, on the way home!"
+
+But the Germans didn't.
+
+Abandoning Europe was a relief for many reasons. There was Cousin Abby,
+whom we left behind, for one thing, and I confess I admired her attitude
+and encouraged it. You see she had been traveling with us, and Mr. Pegg
+had quite unnecessarily, I thought, offered to get her back to America.
+But Abby was firm in her refusal. A strange fiery look came into her
+eyes and her head went up like--like a battle horse, I do declare.
+
+"No, thanks awf'ly, old dear!" she said. "But I'm off to San Remo.
+That's home now. I've lived there twenty years and it's part of me.
+We'll go into this war any day, and somebody has to be there to see that
+it's on the side of the Allies!"
+
+It was extremely noble of her, or, as Peaches put it, thoroughly
+sporting. And so she left us, and we all upheld her in so doing, I'm
+sure. It was a fine sacrifice and we all admire the spectacle of a
+sacrifice, especially when some close friend is making it, if you
+understand me.
+
+Well, so much for the war. At least so far as it concerned us for a long
+time. The next phase which directly affects my story is my own first
+impression of the golden state, which began of course when our train
+left Chicago on the Santa Fe. I don't know why, but the West seems to
+reach East that far. Perchance I am mistaken and the Western influence
+really begins at Buffalo, but at that point I was not in a state of mind
+to make the usual traveler's observations, being wholly obsessed with
+the problem of trying to obtain a little privacy in a sleeping car.
+After the first night I entirely abandoned the hope, and therefore was
+more sensitive to other impressions. A great many people had, it seems,
+decided to go to California that week, and the war had necessitated Mr.
+Pegg's immediate return to the coast, as he called it, though I would
+have said we had landed upon the only real coast--well, at any rate, he
+had to go on at once, and Peaches insisted that we all go with him, but
+we were unable to obtain staterooms, and Mr. Pegg's attempt to buy up an
+entire car was a complete failure. Indeed he was able to get only three
+lower berths, with the result that Richard, the chauffeur, was parked
+above me. The term is his own. I should have said, to follow out his
+chosen symbolism, that he was parked, but with the engine running, and
+not too well throttled down, either. In other words, he snored; and I
+think I have mentioned that he had an extremely competent nose. Of
+course that trip in the steerage had inured me somewhat to hardship, but
+I had not anticipated that America would be so quickly affected by the
+war--or so slow in noticing that it was affected.
+
+At any rate, my real observations did not begin until we left Chicago
+behind us, and then, not unnaturally, the first thing I observed was
+Peaches' extraordinary behavior.
+
+She was not flirting. The fact speaks for itself and gains in importance
+when I make mention of the circumstance that there were no less than two
+very attractive strange men in our car, and that one of them was a
+well-known motion-picture actor. But Peaches paid them absolutely no
+attention despite that before we were two hours out Richard was growling
+at them like an angry watchdog--usually a sufficient reason for Peaches
+to exercise her love of tormenting him. Instead she sat by the window
+and stared out into the swift-moving blackness.
+
+Mr. Pegg at once disappeared into a den where I have a deep-rooted
+suspicion some sort of card game was in progress, and he hardly
+reappeared again, except for food, during the remainder of the trip.
+
+At any rate the lack of necessity for actively chaperoning my charge
+left me free to make notes upon that part of America which was foreign
+to me. Indeed, I was glad of the opportunity, for though I had been
+several times from Boston to Plymouth, and had once visited an aunt in
+Philadelphia, I felt there was yet much of my native land for me to see.
+And there was. Very much.
+
+How very, very much I had really no conception in advance, nor can any
+language adequately describe it. To do so would be like reading the
+unabridged dictionary aloud. Indeed, the term "unabridged" is the only
+one which conveys any sense of the country one crosses. And it was so
+amazing to find it really existed. One had been told about Kansas plains
+and the northern Arizona deserts, but the statements made by travelers
+were somehow not convincing. Nobody's statements about travel ever are.
+But now I saw those, as I may call them, illimitable spaces and
+stupendous mountains. There were actually Indians! Upon my word of
+honor, though not nearly so realistic as the ones who used to sell worm
+medicine in Bigelo's drug store window on Bank Street. Still they were
+undoubtedly genuine, and even accepted a little money from me at
+Albuquerque. It was most thrilling.
+
+I felt singularly small and incompetent and ignorant, whirling along
+through this infinite territory. It made me ashamed, curiously enough,
+to realize that I had ever thought that the original thirteen colonies
+were America; that I had actually once entertained the supposition that
+that portion of the country situated west of Buffalo was something to
+be vaguely apologetic for! It made Europe seem small and insignificant,
+with its toy railways and funny little huddled towns and neatly
+apportioned fields--even its terrible present situation; or rather made
+America seem enormously safe, sane and resourceful.
+
+I had always been proud of being a New Englander, and now I began to be
+impressed with the stupendous fact of being an American. In one thing
+only was I disappointed.
+
+My dear father used to say that absence made the heart grow fonder
+because there was no reality present to hamper the imagination. And I
+believe that this must be particularly true of Californians.
+
+All during my time with them in Europe, indeed since my joining them, I
+had heard little comment on anything European from either Peaches or her
+father except in disparaging comparison to the Californian equivalent.
+And now upon the train, from the moment of our departure from the Grand
+Central Terminal, everything I admired elicited a chorused response,
+"Wait until you see California!"
+
+Naturally I waited. In the nature of things I could not do otherwise.
+But happily the railroad train did not. Meanwhile I existed in excited
+anticipation of a degree scarcely to be endured. Never shall I forget
+the first morning when casaba melons appeared in the dining car, and
+Peaches and Mr. Pegg exchanged a half-pleased, half-contemptuous glance
+over the first spoonful. To me it tasted like nectar but----
+
+"Santa Clara fruit!" said Mr. Pegg in the same tone in which Euphemia
+might have said "Those common people!"
+
+"Yes!" nodded Peaches. "Wait until you have a San Bernardino melon,
+Free!"
+
+"Can it be possible that California is divided against itself?" I asked,
+aghast.
+
+"You said it!" spoke up Richard, the chauffeur, who had doffed his
+uniform and imperceptibly slipped back into his earlier relationship
+with the family, even to the point of eating with us; a fact which
+seemed curiously without offense. "You said it, Aunt Mary! Los Angeleans
+are the Smiths of California, and San Franciscans are the Talbots. And
+yet I come from Los Angeles myself."
+
+"I should say so, if I get you right!" exclaimed Peaches. "Why, Free,
+southern California has nothing but the climate--absolutely nothing!
+While San Francisco is full of--of----"
+
+"Fogs," said Richard promptly; "and earthquakes!"
+
+"It was a fire!" said Peaches fiercely.
+
+"Hey, you!" interrupted Mr. Pegg, laying down his Kansas City paper.
+"Hey, you two--you was both raised in Oroville ever since I knew you."
+
+"But, dad, I don't want Free to get a wrong idea about the south,"
+replied Peaches. "You know it's just one vast mixture of real estate and
+movie enterprises."
+
+"Better than living among a lot of hop pickers!" retorted Dick. "Burning
+up in summer and getting your trees frozen in winter!"
+
+"Thank the Lord!" said Mr. Pegg reverently. "There is some doubt as to
+if I was born in Santa Monica or Oroville. It has kep' me unprejudiced,
+what with owning orchards in both ends of the State. Let me tell you,
+Miss Freedom, that our golden land is a bower and a horn of plenty from
+one end to the other. It is all good enough for this native son!"
+
+Now, of course, when people discourse to you in such a fashion of any
+land you expect it to be green, at least. You anticipate great groves of
+trees, wooded hills and flowery dales with rushing streams, o'erhung
+with primrose and--er--tortillas and other native fruits and flowers.
+
+But California was not green that particular first week in September.
+There were not even any trees to be seen except an occasional lonely
+yellow clump of cotton-wood or a thin straggling line of eucalyptus. We
+were headed straight for San Francisco, and from the moment when we
+branched north I looked in vain for redwoods such as I had seen pictures
+of in geography books and other printed sources of information. Indeed,
+I began to fear that there existed but the one redwood I had seen
+pictured and that it was not situated near the railroad track.
+At the railroad stations were a few palmettos, and as for the
+rest--brown--brown--brown; burned hills and almost improperly naked
+purple mountains. It was a shock, a disappointment beyond belief. I felt
+I had been deliberately misled and made game of.
+
+But Peaches suddenly came to life. Her drooping figure had straightened
+and her eyes glistened. Her eager golden head turned this way and that.
+She seemed to see things in the barren landscape that were invisible to
+me.
+
+Her father, too, was strangely affected by the fact that we had passed
+the State boundary line, and abandoned his game, which I discovered to
+have been named after a famous Boston confection called Black Jack, and
+stood upon the rear platform in company with other returning native
+sons, all looking eagerly at--something! The brown grass was all I saw.
+
+As for Richard, the chauffeur, he had shed the last vestige of his
+servitude and he, too, seemed looking at something--something very
+beautiful. And then all at once I realized what it was. When California
+is wet she is green and they were looking at her through a veil of happy
+tears that transfigured the landscape. I ventured, most delicately, to
+intimate my understanding to Peaches, when to my amazement, she turned
+on me with a laugh.
+
+"Think I want to see it green?" she said. "Why, it's just as beautiful
+when it's brown! Just as much home, just as big and bountiful and full
+of promise. Want to see it green? When the time comes. But do you always
+want New England to be green? Don't you ever want to see it white?
+Well!"
+
+I thought then that I understood, but I didn't. Not until long after.
+But as I stood beside her, abashed, a gentleman whose acquaintance I had
+made when he first got on the train the evening before, and with whom I
+had had a most pleasant and innocent chat without either of us revealing
+our names, approached us with an expression of surprise.
+
+"Peaches!" he exclaimed, flushing up to the roots of his thin gray hair.
+"How are you!"
+
+"Mr. Markheim!" said my charge in her turn astonished. "When did you get
+aboard?"
+
+"I'm just up from Coronado," he replied. "Got on last night! What luck
+to find you! What luck, what luck!"
+
+"This is Miss Talbot, my chaperon," said Peaches sweetly. "Meet Mr.
+Sebastian Markheim, Free."
+
+"We have already met!" he exclaimed blandly. "But I had no idea
+that----"
+
+"We spoke in the observation car last night," I said as primly as the
+awkward circumstances permitted.
+
+"Free!" exclaimed Peaches severely. "You picked him up! I tell you I'll
+breathe easier once I have you safely on the ranch!"
+
+
+
+
+IX
+
+
+My dear father used to maintain that true love seldom dies chiefly
+because it is so seldom born, which I take to be an aspersion upon the
+average love affair.
+
+This would scarcely be fair to widows, or maidens who have been bereaved
+before betrothal, would it? For, of course, it is conceivable that such
+a one might in time recover from the shock of her loss and form a second
+genuine attachment. But whether I was justified in putting Peaches into
+the latter class or not I could not judge at the time. Because, of
+course, we should have been extremely lonely on the northern ranch
+without Mr. Markheim, especially after Richard, the chauffeur, enlisted,
+and dear Mr. Pegg began his increasingly frequent trips to Washington,
+where he had something to do with supplying the Army with fruit. The way
+that man constantly ran over to Washington from California was simply
+too--too--well, too Californian for words. For the natives of this
+region save time in every conceivable fashion, yet regard distance as
+nothing. He spent almost all of his time either there or in the southern
+part of the State, where his principal groves of citrus fruit were
+located.
+
+At any rate we should have been tremendously lonely on the home ranch
+without Mr. Markheim. Really I should not have supposed that a
+millionaire could be so human or a _nouveau riche_ so condescending, or
+rather, so tolerable. But I suppose his being in love with Alicia had
+something to do with it, for before we had been twenty-four hours at the
+King-Pin ranch I saw how things were.
+
+On account of his name poor Mr. Markheim took no active part in the war,
+though I understand that he lent somebody a great deal of money--the
+Belgians or Irish or some one, I forget just who.
+
+But at any rate he used to ride over to our place frequently every day
+when it wasn't twice a day, and at first Peaches would have nothing to
+do with him beyond mere politeness.
+
+I settled myself to watch the progress of the affair, because I do love
+a lover even when I don't like him, and I felt sorry for Mr. Markheim
+and interested in his attentions to Peaches, though, of course, he was
+of an age which would have rendered his devotion to an older woman far
+more suitable, and I was confident that nothing could shake her fidelity
+to the dear duke, that handsome and romantic rascal--that is, if he was
+a rascal, which now seemed plain enough. But every woman loves a rascal
+at some time or another, and though friends and family may succeed in
+persuading her to give him up she goes on nursing her fondness in secret
+just as long as the flavor lasts.
+
+At any rate Peaches thought only of Sandro; that was plain to any woman,
+and though she seldom spoke of him I could see that we never went to the
+little dust bin of a town for the mail but she looked for a letter in
+his handwriting. But she did not discuss him, even with me. And when Mr.
+Sebastian came over from his toy ranch she would ride with him, talk
+with him, swim in our pool with him or accept the little things he
+bought her with a sweet, gentle acceptance which brought me to the
+verge of tears, it was so unlike her old fiery self.
+
+And thus we dragged through a long, long period which has nothing to do
+with my account of our particular affairs--the period of the war, in
+point of fact. I feel it is not incumbent upon me to make a record of
+the war though it occurred at this time, inasmuch as several quite
+competent persons, including Mr. Wilson and the Associated Press, have
+covered the matter pretty carefully and quite as accurately as I should,
+the more especially as I spent the entire span of the war in California,
+and the Golden State was curiously removed from any sense of actual
+warfare.
+
+Not that I mean to say that we Californians were in any way lacking in
+patriotism or that we failed to do our part, for goodness knows we just
+about fed the entire nation, and prices didn't go up, either, the way
+they did in the East. You could still buy at pre-war prices in 1918, and
+we were so rich as a community that we could do without the scandalous
+increases of which we read in our week-late New York Sunday newspapers.
+But what I mean is that somehow war seemed to belong to the East rather
+than to us. And I think we worried more over Mexico than over Flanders,
+and who can blame us when we were so near to Mexico that we could
+actually see what went on there? Or the result of what went on, at
+least? And the European war was just like some horrid rather
+unconvincing nightmare which the East had got itself into and that we
+had in consequence to help her out of.
+
+Peaches and I ran the home ranch, and hardly left it, after Richard's
+enlistment. When I reflect upon our life there it seems punctuated by
+two great events and nothing else, though at the time of living through
+it I seemed to be in a continuous crisis, my upbringing crashing against
+my environment.
+
+The first momentous occurrence to which I have referred was news of the
+duke. It came in a letter from Abby, who mentioned him casually in
+passing. The Chinese cook had brought the mail up from Oroville and
+Peaches and I had carried it outside to the edge of the swimming pool
+which Mr. Pegg had built into an angle of the ranch house, a gaunt
+white-painted frame building, very like a big New England farm-house, as
+are many of the homesteads of northern California. It was a heavenly
+mild late September day, with the barren hills turning faintly green
+already, though the rains had been tardy and scarce, and the roses in
+the garden had still to be irrigated regularly. The roads, hub deep with
+dust in summer, were bad now, honeycombed with mud holes, and the mail
+was late.
+
+As I sat there with a corduroy jacket about my shoulders, my muddy boots
+heavy on my tired feet, and held the letter with the Italian postmark
+unopened for a moment in my hands it seemed as if the past four years
+were a dream, and the scene before me an utter unreality. At the gate to
+the road stood a pair of orange trees upon which the fruit was being
+left to ripen for home consumption. The orchards were stripped weeks
+earlier, for we picked green and sweated our oranges. Beyond the
+sentinel trees with their yellow fruit glowing like lanterns in the dark
+foliage, a flock of runner ducks squawked noisily in the head ditch,
+which had flowed by the house since the early days when Peaches' mother
+lived there and used to get the water for her household from it.
+Distantly a file of turbaned Hindu pickers, bound for a neighbor's
+walnut grove, passed, silhouetted against the sky, and vanished into the
+more overbearing outlines of a row of eucalyptus trees upon the ridge,
+and a pair of smartly overalled, immaculate Japanese laborers equipped
+like aviators, and gloved against the orange thorns, passed along the
+road, chattering unintelligibly, their picking equipment strapped to
+their shoulders like knapsacks, their sturdy boots swinging rhythmically
+to their chatter.
+
+I could see all this, and the environment, which had once been as
+strange as a prism seen through a kaleidoscope, yet which was the only
+reality I had known for four years, now took on its pristine strangeness
+once more, and the letter in my hands brought a wave of homesickness
+upon me--not for Italy, but for Boston, I scarcely know why. For several
+moments I sat so, and then at length I opened the envelope where the
+censor had closed it, and read.
+
+It sounded tired, that letter did, though, of course, it told very
+little, being censored.
+
+"We are frightfully busy," Abby wrote, "but hopeful of an end to it all
+before long. I hope it may be true that peace is near, for we have
+suffered enough. We are not so gay as once we were, my dear, but just as
+brave. Things have changed so, and people are gone. I hear among others
+that our gay, mysterious and gallant Sandro was killed at ---- Sir
+Anthony told me, and he got it from Captain Silvano, whom you may
+remember at Mentone. Killed in a very brave bit of action, I believe,
+too. Ah, well! So many people are making reparation for sins known and
+unknown by heroic sacrifice in the war. It is the great confessional."
+
+I did not read further just then. Something impelled me to look up.
+Alicia was standing in front of me with grave golden eyes, her body
+actually seeming to give off a magnetic force which compelled me against
+my will to an immediate confession of what I would have preferred to
+break to her in a proper fashion.
+
+"Free!" she said too quietly. "Is he--dead?"
+
+It was the first mention which had been made of the duke in almost a
+year. I had begun to think she had forgotten--or at least determined to
+forget. I should have known better. I handed her the letter. It was the
+only thing I could do. She took it and read it silently, still looking
+off at the purple cloud bank of the coast range with its snow patches
+melting into the fleece of the little clouds which seemed to rest upon
+them--the barren gold-and-violet mountains, so infinite, eternal,
+restful and inspiring. Her face was like marble and I thought of the old
+psalmist: "I lift up mine eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my
+strength," and knew she would get strength from the coast range, from
+the infinite expanse of Nature, even as I had got it before now.
+
+"In a very brave action," she said automatically. Then she threw her
+head back in a proud gesture, as though somebody had tried to strike her
+and failed; and without another word she turned and went into the house.
+I allowed her to go alone. Somehow I had gradually come to recognize a
+difference between Alicia and other young women of my acquaintance--and
+I knew that there was nothing I could say to her just then. She had the
+strength of those hills, or rather mountains--she was made of their
+very substance. I felt helpless. Besides, it was time to go through the
+lower orchards, where the Hindus were stripping olives in fear of a
+possible touch of frost, and somebody had to attend to things. So I
+rose, much depressed but urged by the duty before me. That was women's
+salvation during the war--the pressure of work to be done. And Pinto was
+again in Washington.
+
+But that night Peaches became humanized. I suppose the darkness was too
+much for her. I was unable to endure her sobbing unless I could
+participate in it. And so I went into her room toward morning, and we
+were wretched in company. It was then that she showed me the wallet.
+
+"Oh, my dear!" I said. "If only you had a souvenir or something of his!"
+
+"I have!" replied poor Peaches unexpected. "I'll show it to you."
+
+She turned on the light and reached under her tear-stained pillow--an
+incongruously gay figure in her striped pyjamas--and produced an
+envelope from which she drew a worn case of black morocco leather. It
+was thin and flat and no bigger than the palm of your hand.
+
+"I have this, and two letters, and the rose he picked with the little
+gold knife I gave him," she said.
+
+"What is it?" I made inquiry.
+
+"I don't know," she said. "There's something written in Italian inside.
+He left it by accident on the day before he disappeared."
+
+"By accident?" I said. "How?"
+
+"Well, I found it on the sofa," said Peaches. "And it has his name in
+it. I was going to return it next day at luncheon--the luncheon to
+which he never came."
+
+Then she broke down again.
+
+"I guess it's only a Dago mileage book," she sobbed, "but it's all I've
+got of his! He must have used it a lot!" She buried her head in the
+pillow, the wallet clasped tightly to her breast, and I stole out of the
+room without seeing the contents. If only I had looked--insisted on
+looking at it then, what a lot of trouble we would have been spared! But
+as my dear father used to say, it is easy to be wise in retrospect. At
+the time I thought merely of Peaches getting a little sleep and that
+somebody had to get up and start the Chinaman or the foremen wouldn't
+get their breakfast by five o'clock, and there was still one sheltered
+flat of oranges to be picked.
+
+Though the lugs were already in the orchard I knew that if we were ever
+to get through in time to make a complete shipment we must begin work as
+soon as it was light enough to see the yellow glow under the green on
+the fruit, and work until it was so dark that the prime oranges were
+indistinguishable from the unripe ones, and the Mohammedans would come
+out of the orchard and pray, in their heathen manner, facing where they
+supposed Mecca to be. Somebody had to see to things, even in time of
+sorrow, and I was what Peaches cryptically termed the "goat."
+
+Mr. Kipling may not have known it, but the dawn comes up like thunder in
+California, too, so it is really no effort to rise early, once you are
+accustomed to so doing. It is a common observation that when one does
+get up at sunrise one wonders why one does not do it always. And for
+almost three years such had been my continuous habit.
+
+I set about my duties this morning, however, with a heavy heart, for I
+anticipated a long siege with Peaches and her grief. But by the time the
+foremen had gone to their sections and I myself had ridden the rounds of
+the various orchards to see that all was well, and given the Chinaman
+instructions about the meals, which instructions he would later pretend
+not to have heard, and had ridden over to the sluice at the top of the
+head ditch to see why the new feed to the seedling flat wasn't working
+properly, and taken a look at the flock of turkeys which I had imported
+to keep the grasshoppers down and which had lately been depleted by
+coyotes, I returned to my second breakfast; and there was Peaches
+already seated at table, well-groomed in her riding clothes, and
+prepared to accompany me to the packing sheds at the railroads.
+
+She was a trifle pale perhaps, and rather quieter than ever, but
+perfectly composed, and even smiled a little as I sat down beside her
+and attacked my meal.
+
+"I'm all set now, Free," she whispered. "I'll just do my bit, as he did
+his."
+
+And then we got out the car and went to town. I drove, at her request,
+and between bumps and mud holes watched her out of one corner of my eye
+for any signs of a breakdown. But none came, either then or later in the
+long sheds where the sweated fruit roared down the channel of the
+separator, falling into the bins like golden hail, which the wives and
+daughters of the neighboring ranchers stood swiftly packing; a most
+competent lot of females, very swift and precise and earning a good bit
+of pin money thus every year.
+
+Peaches stood outside all day, checking up the lugs as they arrived,
+arranging about freight rates, overseeing the allotment of box cars to
+the various growers, and generally doing a man's job. And never once
+during the twelve months which followed did I know her to fail in her
+work--her magnificent constitution helping, no doubt, to pull her
+through. But I could see that a permanent change had taken place in her
+from the day of Abby's letter. She was no longer the madcap, and though
+she was even more beautiful she was different--and through love, the
+great tamer--as Blake would have it.
+
+This was the first incident to which I have referred as punctuating the
+monotony of the war for us. The second occurred more than a year later,
+in November, 1918, when we, like many another group of ranchers
+throughout the country, thought the town hall was on fire when all the
+time it was only the armistice.
+
+Mr. Markheim, Pinto and Alicia and myself were indoors, an unusually
+cold snap having offered us the treat of an open fire, a not unmixed
+pleasure by reason of our being under some anxiety about the trees. But
+on the whole it was what some modern poet whose name I cannot at the
+moment recall has termed the end of a perfect day.
+
+To begin with, I had dispatched three pounds of wool to Euphemia, whom
+Galadia, my only source of information about my sister, had written was
+doing great work for the Red Cross; her chief natural gift, that of
+knitting, had suddenly become of immense importance since the outbreak
+of the war, and she had to her credit and the honor of the family three
+hundred pair of socks. The achievement appeared almost foreign to me,
+inasmuch as I had not knitted any socks since that momentous pair at
+Monte Carlo, a surprising faculty for a more active existence having
+developed in me during my sojourn on the ranch. At any rate I had sent
+out the wool, finished my last jar of marmalade, of which I had made an
+experimental thousand for a market which Mr. Pegg intended the
+development of, and Mr. Markheim had returned from a visit East in
+company with Pinto. Peaches had that day succeeded in breaking a pony
+she had long desired as a saddle horse and had hitherto been
+unsuccessful with. Mr. Pegg had a special design for the marmalade
+jars--a crystal orange, of the natural size and shape, the preserved
+fruit to furnish the color, and he and I were most enthusiastic over it.
+
+Mr. Markheim also credited himself with a successful trip, though from a
+wholly different cause. It appeared that he had at length contrived to
+install in his house a picture which he had long coveted, and this
+picture was none other than the Madonna of the Lamp, for which he had
+paid five hundred thousand dollars. Since his purchase of it the picture
+had been stored, and it seemed to me a strange time to trouble with
+getting it out. But Sebastian Markheim, with the fervor of the true
+collector and the madness which seems the hall-mark of his kind, was
+apparently oblivious of this circumstance and became wrapt in his
+description of it.
+
+"You must have seen it in Vienna," he said. "Good heavens, don't say you
+have seen photographs of it! You cannot imagine the beauty of the thing
+itself. I have given directions for the remodeling of the south wall of
+my library in the Ossining house for its occupancy. It will hang all
+alone on that wall--it's only a small picture, you know, so I have had
+Hasbrock, the architect, design some panels to encircle it I hope it is
+going to please you, Alicia."
+
+"What?" said Mr. Pegg twirling round suddenly from the bowl of ripe
+olives with which he was occupied. "What's that? Why should Alicia be
+pleased?"
+
+"She's going to live there with it!" said Markheim. "She promised this
+afternoon!"
+
+"Oh, no!" I said getting to my feet. But nobody seemed to hear me.
+
+"Yes, father," said Alicia. Then Pinto's face broke into a sort of
+crooked smile and he held out his hands to both of them.
+
+"Well, I'll be damned!" he said. "Think of my Peaches picking out a
+friend of her father's! Why, Markheim, you must be somewhere near my own
+age!"
+
+"Why, pa, how rude!" said Alicia. "Aren't you going to kiss me? And you
+too, Free! Stop standing there like a dummy! People get married all the
+time--there's nothing unusual about it, you poor nuts! Come on,
+congratulate us!"
+
+Well, of course, I recovered myself as best I could, and pecked her on
+the cheek. But I didn't feel my congratulations--I simply couldn't feel
+them. To marry that old man. And a foreigner! And a German Swiss! And
+everything! It was too dreadful! Nothing could make me feel that she was
+doing it for any reason except pity and because he had nagged her into
+it with his ceaseless attentions. Of course we had nothing against him,
+absolutely nothing, because after all being a millionaire art collector
+is not in itself strictly criminal. But with the memory of that
+beautiful romance in Italy still fresh in my own mind I could not
+understand it--I simply could not; and every fiber of my being resented
+it. Youth and age! It was all wrong. She had a silly notion that her
+heart was dead, and that it didn't matter what she did. That if it gave
+Sebastian happiness to marry her--why, he was good and kind and rich and
+cultured and famous, and why not give joy since one could no longer
+experience it?
+
+I could see in a flash what had gone on in her simple, honest, generous
+mind, and it nearly drove me wild, while all the time I had to stand
+there grinning and patting her on the shoulder, and saying how wonderful
+it all was, when in reality I wanted to drag her out of the room and
+shake her for being such a great silly fool, and force her to stop it
+before anyone else heard of her folly and she found herself in the
+complications of public knowledge of her engagement.
+
+Instead of which I stood round and admired the wonderful five-carat
+diamond ring which Markheim produced, and behaved like an idiot
+generally.
+
+"Well, well, when is it to be?" Mr. Pegg wanted to know.
+
+Alicia turned her big eyes slowly from her marvelous jewel to her
+father's puzzled face.
+
+"I have promised Sebastian," she said slowly, "to marry him as soon as
+the war is over!"
+
+Her tone had, to my ears, the expectancy of a long reprieve.
+
+And it was at that minute that the fire bells began to ring.
+
+You can be sure we all rushed out at that, crying, "Where is it? What is
+the matter?" and many other similar exclamations natural to the
+situation. But at first nobody seemed to know. The Chinese cook came
+out, frying pan in hand, and began running round in circles. The hands
+were soon straggling in from their camp in the gulch by the river.
+Somebody, Mr. Pegg, I think, tried the telephone, but could get no
+answer. By this time almost everybody on the ranch had assembled before
+the house, shivering with the frost and searching the sky for signs of
+the incendiary glare, but in vain. An automobile dashed by down the
+Letterbox road with two prospectors in it. One was firing a gun like mad
+and he yelled something unintelligible at us in passing but ignored our
+invitation to stop.
+
+Then from the direction of the town a flivver emerged out of the swiftly
+falling dusk, and as it stopped in front of our gate a man in the
+uniform of an American captain jumped down with the aid of his uninjured
+arm, the other being supported by a sling, and came running toward us,
+flinging his cap into the air, the lights from our porch gleaming upon
+his excited face and upon the decorations on his breast.
+
+"Victory!" he shouted. "Victory! Schoolhouse fire? Hell! The armistice
+was signed at two o'clock to-day!"
+
+It was Richard, the chauffeur, and I assure you that it was at that
+moment that I recognized the strong family resemblance and decided that
+he might after all be a Talbot--one of our Talbots.
+
+You can imagine the wild riot into which the news and the bearer of it
+threw us. I cannot describe it. Everyone went crazy and I have a blurred
+recollection of kissing several persons, the Chinaman among them. But
+only one thing remains clearly in my mind--Alicia standing like a stone
+in a corner of the veranda, her white face lifted to the rising moon,
+and Markheim running toward her with burning words which seemed to fall
+upon deaf ears.
+
+"Alicia, Alicia, it's the end of the war!" he was shouting.
+
+
+
+
+X
+
+
+I recall upon one occasion my dear father having said that love in a
+cottage was better than politeness in a mansion, and this came at once
+to mind upon the occasion of our visit to Sebastian Markheim's palace on
+the banks of the upper section of the Hudson River.
+
+This took place just six months after that wonderful night when my dear
+nephew, as I was now convinced he was, returned, so to speak, with the
+armistice in his pocket. Sebastian, as I was now instructed to call Mr.
+Markheim, had desired us to come sooner, in order that Peaches might
+herself assist in selecting the plans and furnishings incident to the
+remodeling of what was to be her home.
+
+But Peaches was reluctant to go. Of course there was a good deal of
+readjustment to be done on all her father's ranches, and while he was in
+the south, where the big orchards were, we set in order the home ranch,
+which had been practically in our charge for a year and a half, and she
+gave as excuse for the delay the necessity for making these
+readjustments herself. Richard was to be left in complete charge and she
+busied herself quite unnecessarily in showing him a thousand details.
+Every week she would promise to be ready, and when the time came she
+would have discovered something that nobody else could take care of,
+which was all nonsense, because a citrus ranch practically takes care of
+itself during the winter months. But by hook and crook she held us off
+until April, and then at last we were ready to go.
+
+I will state that I for one was unreservedly eager to go home--to go
+East. I was, in point of fact, so excited at the prospect that on the
+night before our departure I found myself unable to compose myself to
+slumber, and rising from my uneasy couch I donned a robe and ventured
+forth from my bedchamber, which was upon the ground floor.
+
+The moonlight, which flooded the garden, gave it an uncanny distorted
+aspect, and all at once as I sat there, huddled upon a bench close to
+the wall of the house, I seemed to see the ranch and its surroundings
+with the same eyes which envisioned it upon my arrival so long ago. This
+sudden clarity of vision was doubtless due to the subconscious influence
+of my impending departure. At any rate the place, which I had grown so
+accustomed to that I beheld it only with the blindness of familiarity,
+seemed once more the impossibly crude wilderness that it appeared to be
+upon my arrival.
+
+For in the northern part of California there is little of the induced
+luxuriance of the South. There is something of the Eastern farmer's
+fight with the elements and a Nature that is not always overly kind or
+utterly dependable, and our garden was not a thing of lovely lawns,
+dense shrubs and misty glades. Far from it. Our flower beds were as
+practically irrigated as our orchards, standing deep in mud and lifting
+their wonderful blossoms from the mire we so religiously provided for
+them. There was none of the trimness of an Eastern estate about our more
+than practical, enterprising organization. Rather it bore the general
+aspect of Boston Common after an August holiday. It was, in plain truth,
+shockingly untidy, and I was horrified to realize that even I, who had
+been so carefully reared by the immaculate Euphemia, had made only the
+most feeble sort of effort to tidy up. I had been unable to see the
+molehills for the mountains, as one might say. But now, with the thought
+of the concentrated, condensed East before me, I perceived the
+unevenness of our paths, the forgotten bundle of old papers outside the
+storehouse, the broken gate which everyone cursed at but forgot to mend;
+and the olive and orange clad hills beyond grew dim in my mind's eye
+even as they formed but indistinguishable black patches in the
+cloud-changing moonlight. A deep longing for my own kind of living swept
+over me, and I even went so far as to experience a desire for Euphemia's
+breakfast room on Chestnut Street, and the mended table linen--the
+careful little things of life grown dear through years of painstakingly
+careful usage.
+
+Moved by this overwhelming impulse I was on the verge of rising and
+gathering up that disgracefully untidy bundle of papers and carrying it
+to the trash bin where it belonged, thus at once satisfying a normal
+impulse and proving to myself that my upbringing had not been in vain,
+when I became aware that the window above my head had been opened softly
+and that someone--Peaches, without a doubt, since that was her
+chamber--was standing there, crying softly.
+
+My first impulse was to speak--to go to her with what comfort I was
+capable of offering, but having for an instant refrained I could not do
+so. Since the announcement of her betrothal to Markheim a wall had
+sprung up between us as far as her intimate life was concerned. Indeed
+she seemed to have withdrawn into herself curiously, though I doubt that
+anyone realized it as keenly as did I.
+
+And then having failed to speak immediately I found myself in an awkward
+predicament. Should I move or not? I had no desire to eavesdrop for the
+confidence she withheld, and yet I felt it my bounden duty as her
+chaperon and guardian and older woman generally to know all about her by
+one means or another, for her own good, and not out of mere female
+curiosity. And so allowing my sense of responsibility to conquer my
+delicacy I kept very still, and before long my diligence was rewarded.
+
+"A clean sweep!" whispered Peaches at her window. "No use kidding
+myself. I'll make the break clean. It's the only thing to do!"
+
+There was a short silence punctuated only by a few sniffs, and then an
+object flew through the air over my head and landed in the pool with a
+splash. The window above was closed with a snap. Whatever ritual she had
+been at was over. But not so the fulfillment of my duty as her
+protectress.
+
+No sooner had I made sure that she was not going to change her mind and
+come down after it, than I crept stealthily to the water's edge, having
+carefully noted the very spot where the object fell, and kneeling on the
+concrete basin's brim, greatly to the detriment of that portion of my
+anatomy which bore the weight, being clad only for private life, I
+fished determinedly for the best part of half an hour, my sleeves rolled
+up but not escaping the effects of my earnest endeavor, and my curls
+getting thoroughly soaked.
+
+Fortunately Peaches' aim, usually so accurate and far reaching in the
+pursuit of the national sport of baseball, or in any other emergency
+such as reaching a high-hung apple, had fallen a little short this time,
+her secret having hit the shallow end of the pond. And so it was that
+after a very considerable period of effort I did retrieve the object,
+and retreated with it to the seclusion of my room.
+
+Once there I lit the lamp, drew the curtains, locked the door and
+proceeded with my duty still further. It was a terribly moist little
+bundle, done up in a silk handkerchief and weighted with the bronze
+paper-weight I had given Peaches for Christmas. But I was too much
+interested to mind this slight. For inside the bundle were two letters,
+already a mere pulpy mass from the soaking they had sustained, a brittle
+something which might once have been a rose, and the duke's wallet!
+
+The latter was still intact, but before examining it I made a little
+fire on the hearth, and by diligent coaxing managed to consume the
+remnants of the other souvenirs. They were no one's affairs except that
+of the lovers and no other eyes should behold them unbidden. And when
+they were quite concealed in the ashes of the fireplace I returned to
+the light and examined the wallet carefully. It seemed to me that there
+simply must be more to the matter than appeared. In any of those books
+which had so deep an influence upon my early thinking the discoverer of
+such a wallet would have surprised a jewel of value, secret documents
+popularly referred to as 'the papers,' or a marriage certificate which
+cleared the honor of the hero's mother, or something equally vital. And
+I must confess that I, in opening my find, rather anticipated some such
+discovery, but my expectations were doomed to disappointment, for it was
+in very truth what Peaches had suggested--a mileage ticket of some sort
+made out in Sandro's name!
+
+I will say that this end to my exciting evening was a trifle flat, but
+as my dear father used to say, our chief pleasure lies in anticipation
+and no disappointment in the event can cheat us of that. So I simply
+decided to put the thing carefully away in the bottom of my reticule in
+case it was ever needed. What with the war and all, one never can tell
+who is going to turn up a hero; and just think what souvenirs of Rupert
+Brooke, for example, are worth to-day, not to mention Napoleon and
+General Grant, and so forth, whose hero-value has, of course, been
+augmented with age.
+
+Well, at any rate, that was all there was to it at the time. I slept the
+sleep of duty well done, because I was determined to take care of
+Peaches in spite of herself, and the next morning rose refreshed, to
+make the early train for San Francisco, where we were to join Mr. Pegg
+and turn our faces eastward.
+
+The house which Sebastian Markheim had remodeled for his bride-to-be was
+already a sumptuous structure worthy of the famous collection of art
+treasures which it housed, and his efforts in altering it had been bent
+rather in the direction of improving its livableness and making it a
+cheerier spot to which to bring a young wife. The object of our visit
+was that Peaches be given the opportunity of making it completely to her
+liking in advance of her possession of it, and incidentally to make the
+acquaintance of her future neighbors, and of Mr. Markheim's set
+generally.
+
+He had planned a large house party as the means of introducing his
+fiancƩe to his social world, and she intended to procure her trousseau
+in New York during the intervals of gayety. Mr. Pegg was enchanted at
+the prospect thus opened up before him, and I was myself much elated at
+the thought of experiencing some real social life once more, for Abby's
+hospitality in dear old Italy, so lavish and yet in such excellent good
+form, had given me a taste for the gaieties my restricted youth had
+lacked. Even Peaches was gay, though not as of yore, but rather with a
+mature, stately gayety, and her manner toward me had become positively
+motherly.
+
+"There now, Free!" she soothed me one day when I had expressed a mild
+concern about her state of mind. "There now, Free, don't you worry about
+me! We all have to grow up sometime, don't we? Can't stay young plants
+forever--especially we women. Comes a time when we got to be grafted on
+to old stock and get ready for bearing--eh? Well, that's me, old thing!"
+
+I was shocked at her indelicacy and did not hesitate to say so.
+
+"If that is how you regard your forthcoming nuptials," I said stiffly,
+"you ought to dissolve your betrothal. One should marry only for
+love--for love alone!"
+
+"Oh, should they?" said Peaches. "That's all you know about it. I'm very
+fond of Mr. Mark--of Sebastian, and he is the typical good husband."
+
+"But you don't love him!" I protested firmly.
+
+"I love him as much as I am likely to love anyone," responded
+Peaches--like a young Portia, so stately and serious. "And even if he is
+half a head shorter than I am he has a kind heart and he's a gentleman."
+
+"And not over sixty years old!" I retorted. "Oh, Peaches, do you really
+want to do it?"
+
+Suddenly she was serious. The defensively bantering light went out of
+her changeful eyes.
+
+"Don't, Free!" she pleaded. "Yes, I do want to. I want to be a
+reasonable being--to make the best life I can for myself since I must go
+on living. I don't want to be a coward. I am still young and I haven't
+seen much of the world. Riches, art treasures, cultured people, and
+things--social position--there must be joy in these things or folks
+would not struggle for them so! And since they must be filling up the
+emptiness in a whole lot of lives I'm going to have a try at them too.
+Don't be afraid for me. I know just what I am doing. I know that I shall
+never care again. But I can like. And I can live, and I'm going to use
+my old beau to help me get the most out of life that I can
+when--when--well, you know, only don't say it, please!"
+
+She was wonderful. So big and beautiful and full of health and common
+sense. I could not but admire her, though, of course, a few maidenly
+tears and vows of lifelong fidelity to the heroic dead would have been
+more suitable. But things had already gone too far for that. At the time
+the above-recorded conversation took place we were standing upon the
+steps of the Ritz in New York, waiting for the car which was to convey
+us up the river. Mr. Markheim had not expected us for another week and
+so hadn't been at the hotel to meet us, but was sending his chauffeur.
+
+And in a way Peaches' words reassured me. After all one must eventually
+resign oneself to fate, and if one had the good sense to take fate by
+the horns and as Peaches would say "beat him to it"--why, so much the
+better. We could all settle down to watch her live happily enough ever
+after if her program worked out.
+
+But would it? Despite her assurance I felt a faint misgiving. My dear
+father used always to say: "Never you girls marry until Mister Right
+comes along." And we were brought up to honor and obey our
+parents--with the result that at the respective ages of fifty and sixty
+we girls were still single. However, I digress.
+
+In my youth, following the precepts of my father and seeking knowledge
+of the world through the medium of literature, I came upon the works of
+a lady of rank whose writings had for me the greatest fascination. As to
+what her actual name was I have to this day remained in ignorance, and
+her title, The Duchess, is all that I identify her by. But this
+estimable lady, while somewhat given to the recounting of scandalous
+episodes and the misfortunes peculiar to innocent maidens, had a wealth
+of descriptive power when she undertook the description of rich and
+aristocratic mansions or the interiors of castles of the less modest
+variety. But nothing ever recorded by her, not set forth for public
+inspection in the Boston Museum, could compare with the sumptuousness of
+Mr. Markheim's establishment.
+
+I had been prepared for something very fine, but this gorgeous replica
+of a famous Italian villa built upon terraces, its lovely low white
+faƧades rising in a symmetrical group one above the other, the whole
+nestling into the budding verdure of the hillside, its formal gardens
+descending step by step almost to the broad sweep of the Hudson below,
+was a veritable dream-palace.
+
+And the interior! Words almost fail me when I seek to describe it.
+Perhaps the most fitting thing I can say of it is that it was a home
+good enough for Peaches. Her great height, her gold-and-marble beauty,
+here found at last a fitting habitat. And then when I saw that little,
+comparatively speaking, Markheim man trotting about in front of her and
+giving her the place with a gesture as he displayed each treasure in
+turn, I felt sick and faint in my mind. And yet he was most kind and had
+never given me the least cause to criticize him, and certainly the house
+was enough to tempt any girl. I sighed, however, to think of the day
+when she would be married and living there.
+
+"Mr. Markheim--Sebastian, I mean," I said--Mr. Pegg and I followed in
+the wake of the happy couple as they made the tour of the
+house--"Sebastian, this place looks as if you had dug up the rich heart
+of Italy and transplanted it to America!"
+
+Sebastian laughed.
+
+"You have the right idea, Miss Freedom! The right idea--yes!" he
+exclaimed with pride. "More than half my collection is Italian--and if I
+do so say myself, it has taken a lot of patience and trouble to gather
+it--not to speak of the cost in money. They have a strict law against
+taking objects of art out of their country, you know, and it's been nip
+and tuck getting hold of a lot of this stuff--smuggled of course. Oh,
+don't look so shocked! If it's genuine it's smuggled--at the Italian
+end. But one doesn't call attention to the fact except in the privacy of
+one's own family!"
+
+"It sure is swell!" said Mr. Pegg.
+
+Sebastian laughed again--a sound which never got him favor with me--and
+opened the door into the newest addition to the house--the library wing,
+which he had remodeled for the especial purpose of housing the Madonna
+of the Lamp.
+
+When I entered I could not refrain from an exclamation of delight, nor
+can I forbear to describe the place in some detail. To begin with it was
+almost round and very large, the ceiling being domed and the books
+being carried in long narrow stacks sunk into the paneling between the
+French windows as high as the carved molding. Above this an exquisite
+tone of blue with a few cleverly distributed stars gave a sense of
+infinite space, and despite the cumbersome old Florentine furniture the
+room was neither heavy nor dull. There was just enough gold to furnish
+flashes of light, and the warm old amber brocade on the chairs seemed to
+catch and hold the sunlight which poured through the long narrow windows
+at the west, all of which opened directly upon the first terrace of the
+rose garden. But the real triumph in lighting was the rose window of
+plain leaded glass on the north side of the room--the wall of which had
+been reconstructed to accommodate it in order that the Madonna might be
+properly illuminated by day. We gasped our admiration of its perfect
+lacery, and then turned about and faced the picture itself in reverent
+silence.
+
+Of course it is ridiculous to suppose there is anyone to whom the
+Madonna of the Lamp is not perfectly familiar, being, as she is, one of
+those paintings which are impressed upon the popular mind in spite of
+itself through endless repetition upon postal and Christmas cards,
+engravers' windows, magazine covers and Sunday-school prizes, to say
+nothing of Little Collections of Great Masters, gift photographs,
+furnishings for college rooms and appeals for public charities.
+
+Nevertheless, I will describe it, because as my dear father used to say,
+the collective mind of the public is not the public mind of the
+collector. It has to be told, in other words, when it can't be shown;
+whereas, of course, you can tell a collector nothing--and get him to
+admit it.
+
+Well, at any rate, in case you do not recall it, the Madonna of the
+Lamp is a round canvas, not more than two and a half feet in diameter,
+and represents the Virgin with the Child curled up in a robe of sapphire
+blue which falls from her head in thick sweeping folds and crosses her
+knee in such a way as to give the appearance of being blown from behind
+by a wind and aiding in the circular effect. She is seated and bending
+over the Infant, protecting both him and the flickering lamp from the
+wind. Above her head is a single star visible through a patch of leaded
+window.
+
+Now you recall it, I am sure. It was painted in Florence by Raphael
+about the year 1506 and is one of the most famous monuments to his
+genius.
+
+And Markheim had provided a most wonderful setting for this jewel. The
+great window was of a design made from that behind the Virgin's head,
+and the carved panel upon which the painting hung was a skillful
+variation of the beautiful old carved frame about the canvas--the
+original frame, it was believed to be, and the motif of the design was
+carried out in a molding which diminished into a faint bas-relief at the
+outer edges of the large wall space above the mantel where it hung. Nor
+was the picture hung too high. Even I could have touched the bottom of
+the carvings; and the mantelpiece had no other ornament except two
+gigantic polychrome candlesticks of the same period. Truly it was a
+wonderfully successful arrangement and reflected great credit on the
+owner who had conceived it.
+
+"Do you like it?" was all he said, looking not at the Madonna but at
+Alicia. "Do you like it, eh?"
+
+Mr. Pegg took the question to himself.
+
+"And you paid five hundred thousand dollars for that little picture?"
+he asked incredulously. "Why, from the price I expected something as big
+as a barn door!"
+
+"Pa--don't be a boob--it's a diamond without a flaw," said Peaches,
+going closer, her face alight with pleasure. "It's a real mother and
+child," she added. "How big would you want them to be? They are
+immortal--isn't that big enough?"
+
+Through the crudity of her rebuke I got one of those rare glimpses of
+her golden heart.
+
+Her crude parent, however, was unimpressed.
+
+"Of course it's real pretty," he said. "Which is more than can be said
+for most antiques. But five hundred thousand! My Lord, look at the
+profit? There can't be over ten dollars' worth of paint in it! Where is
+this feller, Raphael?"
+
+"Where the profit is doing him precious little good," chuckled
+Sebastian.
+
+"Must be hell!" commented Pinto.
+
+"Very possibly, in spite of his choice of subjects!" replied Markheim.
+
+Whereat he and I exchanged our first glance of thoroughly sympathetic
+understanding. I, of course, at once lowered my eyes, a burning sense of
+shame at my implied disloyalty struggling with my desire to spare Mr.
+Pegg the mortification of instruction. I had not forgotten and shall
+never forget how gently he led me to see the error of my ways when I
+first hit the ranch--as, for example, when I unknowingly made culls of
+his best tree of home fruit and he urged me to make marmalade of them
+and never told me until afterward that the way I had picked them by
+pulling them off the tree instead of clipping the stem made it
+impossible to use them for anything else. So now in my own realm I
+wished to lead him gradually into the paths of erudition and allow him
+to learn by inference whenever possible.
+
+Well, the rest of the house was beautiful as could be, and after we had
+finished inspecting it we had tea in a wonderful glass room filled with
+gay cretonnes and flowering plants, wicker chairs and caged canaries.
+Two menservants served the refection. Mr. Sebastian Markheim had a
+considerable household, that was plain, and I began to regret that I had
+steadfastly stood with Peaches on refusing her father's suggestion of a
+personal maid.
+
+"There's something too public about it," had been her objection, which I
+had sustained.
+
+But here amid all these servitors I felt differently. Not that I felt
+any indignity attached to our maidless condition, being, as I was, a
+self-supporting female well able to afford one if I desired such a
+thing. I could now live as I chose instead of as I aught, if you
+understand me. But I knew that Peaches would have to get a female
+attendant after she was married. Markheim was not the man to allow his
+wife to live in comfort when he could provide her with luxury. And at
+this juncture of my thought I stopped halfway through the sugared tea
+biscuit, a terrible realization overwhelming me for the first time.
+
+When Peaches was married she would no longer need me. Who then would
+need me? Nobody? Not Euphemia, who never answered my letters, though she
+always mutely cashed the inclosed checks. And would there be any checks
+to send her? Where would they come from? It was a chilling thought, as
+will readily be admitted. Why I had not thought of it sooner I cannot
+say. It must have been evident from the moment of Peaches' engagement
+that when the affair reached its consummation I would be, to put it
+vulgarly, out of a job.
+
+Of course I did not so greatly care for myself, but there was Euphemia,
+the dependent, to consider, whose tradition of useless gentility must
+not be disturbed in her declining years. True, I had saved a very
+considerable portion of my salary and had almost twenty thousand dollars
+distributed among six savings banks. That might conceivably tide us over
+for the remainder of our lives. But I had acquired the habit of
+remunerative occupation and close companionship with dear friends; also
+a taste for French heels and facial massage whenever practical. And the
+thought of the Chestnut Street house was, the more shame upon me for
+saying it of my father's home, almost intolerable. And Mr. Pegg--dear
+Pinto, how I should miss him! in a purely friendly way of course.
+
+Fully realizing for the first time the bitterness of my situation I
+refused a second sugared bun and rising remarked that as Sebastian
+expected dinner guests we had best retire and obtain a little rest
+before it was time to dress.
+
+Of course my intention was in part to leave the lovers together for a
+properly brief interval, but somewhat to my surprise Peaches rose also
+and said she would accompany me. My heart was heavy, and for once I
+would have preferred to be alone. But she slipped her arm about my neck,
+and we started for our rooms, chatting amiably while the men settled
+down for a cigar.
+
+Now one of the peculiarities of the Markheim palace was that it gave no
+appearance of modernity. Though it was in point of fact less than ten
+years built, it was so cunningly designed, so convincingly arranged,
+with such perfection of detail that it possessed an air of old mystery
+difficult to define, and under ordinary circumstances most
+fascinating--a real achievement on the part of architect and decorator
+alike. The ancient furniture stood so easily in the background provided
+for it that one could have sworn the walls had been made before it; the
+modern lighting was so well handled as to be absolutely unobtrusive.
+
+Slowly, affectionately, we crossed the main hall, pausing to look at the
+chased armor on the two silent figures at the foot of the beautiful
+winding stairs. A Gobelin tapestry fluttered faintly on the wall above
+us, stirred by the gentle sunset wind from the spring-scented river
+below, and the lingering twilight filled the great hall with mysterious
+shadows. There was not another soul in sight and not a sound to be heard
+except the distant murmur of the men's talk and the voice of a pleasure
+boat distantly upon the water. I accompanied Alicia up the stairs,
+feeling as if I were in some enchanted palace of medieval days, and
+above, the long dim corridor in which the lamps had not yet been lit was
+ghostly in the pale glimmer from its high mullioned windows.
+
+"Isn't it spooky?" said Peaches in a low tone.
+
+"Yes!" I replied, whispering involuntarily. "One might almost expect to
+see a ghost!"
+
+And scarcely had I spoken the words when Peaches, the supernormal, who
+was a trifle ahead of me by now, uttered a shriek and leaned trembling
+against the stone wall of the passageway. But for a moment I could not
+come to her aid. My limbs seemed frozen, paralyzed. For there suddenly
+and soundlessly a form was towering vaguely before us, its white face
+luminous in a shaft of uncanny light.
+
+It was the Duke di Monteventi!
+
+
+
+
+XI
+
+
+After one horrible endless moment the figure moved slightly and the
+corridor was flooded with the soft mellow light from half a dozen
+electric sconces.
+
+With a half-choked cry of "Sandy!" upon her lips Peaches moved toward
+him, only to stop short, her face going completely blank. The man was a
+servant, a valet presumably, carrying a folded suit of clothing
+carefully over one arm and wearing soft felt shoes, which had been the
+secret of his noiseless approach. His hair was thickly gray and his face
+was lined and scarred. He looked perhaps ten years older than
+Sandro--and yet the likeness was there--unmistakable, though in the full
+light not by any means so perfect.
+
+"I beg pardon, ladies," he said in a measured voice, withdrawing another
+step. "The lights should have been on."
+
+Then with a little bow he passed noiselessly down the corridor and
+entered one of the bedrooms, presumably that occupied by Markheim
+himself.
+
+Peaches made a little involuntary gesture as if to follow him,
+stretching out her hands toward his unconscious back, and then, as the
+door closed upon him, turned to me, her amber eyes afire. She seized me
+by the wrist in a manner positively painful and dragged me into her
+room, where she caused me to sit down abruptly and without personal
+selection upon a sort of hassock, the while she towered over me, fairly
+glowing with animation--far, far, more like her old self than she had
+been for almost six years.
+
+"Free!" she said. "Was it? Was it? Oh, Free--say something!"
+
+"It couldn't have been!" I replied shakily. "And yet the resemblance--it
+was extraordinary!"
+
+"It was a miracle!" said Peaches. "No two people could look so much
+alike."
+
+"He had a brother," I began doubtfully, "who was merely supposed to be
+dead. Sandro would have known you at once."
+
+"But didn't he?" she questioned, striding up and down the room with her
+long, clean gesture of body. "Why didn't he speak at once? He was too
+much amazed!"
+
+"Nonsense!" I exclaimed. "How could he be amazed, when as a servant in
+this house--in all probability Sebastian's valet--he must have known in
+advance all about your coming here!"
+
+"That's so," said Peaches. "And, of course there are differences--the
+grayness, the lines in his face. But something may have happened to
+him."
+
+"Very likely!" I replied dryly. "Considering we have heard from Cousin
+Abby that he was killed in action."
+
+"But it may have been a mistake," she whispered. "Stranger things have
+happened. And a servant! No--even if he had gone quite mad and forgotten
+everything that would hardly be possible."
+
+"Servant or not, if it is he, why on earth shouldn't he recognize you?"
+I demanded. "That's the sort of encounter which is supposed to bring
+people to their senses, you know."
+
+"But didn't he recognize me?" she replied with a doubt willfully
+sustained. "Just for an instant, I was so sure! Well!"
+
+"What are we going to do about it?" I said. "If by chance it really is
+Sandro it's a nice situation, I'm sure! With your wedding only a few
+weeks off and, and--why, good gracious! It's simply terrible!"
+
+But Peaches didn't look as if she thought it was simply terrible--not in
+the least. She was terrifically excited, but more beautiful than ever.
+
+"Free!" she cried. "I know it is he! Do you suppose I could feel as I
+did--as I do, at the encounter unless it is Sandy? Lots of times people
+know things without evidence. And this is one of those times. I feel it
+is he. I don't care how differently he looked when the lights went up."
+
+"But how on earth are you going to find out?" I urged. "Surely, Peaches,
+he cannot have forgotten you!"
+
+"Forgotten!" she exclaimed, stopping short in her pacing of the floor.
+"Forgotten! Good heavens, Free, you don't suppose that is it, do you?"
+
+"Of course I don't!" I snapped, even though I was not entirely sure but
+that a young man who was capable of taking French leave in the way that
+Sandro had six years previously, was not capable of anything, including
+having an _affaire de coeur_ with Peaches and then failing to
+recollect the incident. Some men are that way; I have it on the
+authority of The Duchess.
+
+"This man is older!" I went on. "And we don't know for certain what his
+position in the household is. The best thing for you to do is to
+question Sebastian about him."
+
+"Won't he think it strange if I let him on to the fact that I'm stuck
+on his valet?" Peaches considered in her disconcertingly frank way.
+
+"Good gracious, you must do nothing of the kind!" I interposed.
+"Besides, you don't know that you are, as you vulgarly put it, stuck on
+him. You only think it may be Sandy. Kindly keep that in mind, my dear!"
+
+"I think there is something damn funny about the whole shooting match!"
+said Peaches vigorously. "And I'm going to the bottom of it mighty
+pronto!"
+
+With which she flung from the room to don one of her majestic evening
+gowns, leaving me in great distress of mind for fear of what she would
+do next. To array myself for the evening's festivities and to descend to
+them in a becomingly dignified manner was no easy task, but by the
+greatest effort at self-control I accomplished both the arrangement of
+my toilet and the adjustment of my manner sufficiently to reappear in
+polite society in the state of composure due to my name and heritage and
+the responsible position which I occupied toward the Pegg family. It is
+one of the penalties of a great name that one must ever maintain the
+aspect of a painted ancestor, no matter what tumult may be going on
+within one. And though I admit that I was in a profoundly disturbed
+state of mind, and indeed I may say, shaken to the very depths of my
+romantic soul by what had occurred and still more by what might occur, I
+believe that my conduct and appearance as I stood smiling beside the
+unconscious Mr. Markheim, aiding him in the reception of his guests,
+would have been wholly approved by my dear father. And I rather relished
+the sense of standing upon a species of social volcano.
+
+When Peaches appeared on the, as I may call it, haunted stairway, a gasp
+of delighted astonishment went up from the assemblage. She was arrayed
+in a sheathlike gown of golden sequins that rivaled but did not surpass
+the glory of her hair, and though she was without jewels except for her
+ring, she shone with a radiance such as can scarcely be imagined. Her
+wonderful hair lay close and glistening upon her head like a helmet of
+burnished metal, and this taken with her--er--martial though dƩcolletƩ
+costume gave her somewhat the appearance of a young Pallas Athene with a
+redeeming touch of--er--jazz, if you know what I mean. At any rate she
+was magnificent. And if a trifle pale, it was from the intense wave of
+new life which had flooded her during the past few hours, and her eyes
+were like those of that terribly incoherent tiger of Blake's.
+
+Well, I will not digress by describing the feast which Sebastian gave as
+a housewarming for his lady love. The field of such description has been
+widely covered by every chronicler from Balzac to W. D. Griffiths.
+Suffice to say that it was a very sumptuous affair, attended by a more
+or less cosmopolitan crowd, comprising friends and neighbors alike, and
+affording, I dare say, a reasonable amount of enjoyment to those
+present.
+
+Under different circumstances I should have enjoyed it myself, being, as
+I am, possessed of a very profound sense of the solemnity of social
+functions and their proper conducting. But upon this occasion I was so
+taken up with being on the outlook for a glimpse of that mysterious
+valet among the other servants that I only succeeded in performing the
+mechanics of a pleasant evening. But nevertheless I was aware that the
+affair, considering that it was more or less impromptu due to our
+unexpected arrival, went off very well, and without my once seeing the
+person for whom I was automatically seeking.
+
+Well, at about half after eleven that night, when the last guest had
+departed and we four--Mr. Pegg, Alicia, Sebastian and myself--were
+assembled in the library for a good-night discussion, Peaches laid her
+trap, if so I may call it, for the information she desired. She became
+suddenly domestic and affectionate over a glass of milk and vichy and I
+watched keenly as she led up to her subject with a deceitful air of
+innocence of which I would not have believed her capable. Markheim was
+in the seventh heaven at her interest, and dear Mr. Pegg stood under the
+Madonna chewing on a big cigar and nodding his approval.
+
+"It was a wonderful dinner, Sebastian!" said Peaches, her big eyes
+limpid pools of approval. "What a peach of a chef you have!"
+
+"I am glad you approve!" said the banker. "We will keep him on."
+
+"There are an awful bunch of servants here," Peaches commented. "It will
+seem funny, keeping house with them after one Chinaman, and sometimes
+none, out on the ranch. I suppose I'll have a maid. But if I do I'm
+going to teach her pinochle! Have you a valet, Mark?"
+
+"In a way," replied Markheim. "In a way I have--and then again I
+haven't!"
+
+At this astonishing announcement you may well believe that a painful
+sensation occurred in my breast. I positively started out of my seat,
+though controlling myself instanter, and even Peaches gave a funny
+little gasp, which she, however, contrived to turn into a species of
+inane giggle, spluttering over her milk.
+
+"What--what do you mean by that?" she said.
+
+"Only that he's given notice," Markheim replied. "Nothing unusual about
+that nowadays, I assure you, my dear. And I'm sorry he's going," he
+added. "The best chap I've had--came to me six months ago, and been
+absolute perfection ever since!"
+
+"Why do you let him go?" asked Peaches, her eyes fixed upon her fiancƩ
+as if she would like to hypnotize him into telling her more than she
+asked. "Why not give him more wages or something?"
+
+"It's not a question of money," Sebastian explained. "It seems he
+dislikes women--regular misanthrope. It's all your fault, my dear. He
+gave notice as soon as I told him I was going to get married!"
+
+"Oh!" said Peaches. "Then it was some time ago that he--he quit? Not
+just to-day?"
+
+"About a month ago," replied her lover. "He expected to leave before you
+appeared upon the scene, only you are ahead of time. Great Scott,
+Alicia, you seem fearfully interested in the fellow? Have you seen him,
+or what is the idea anyhow?"
+
+"No," lied Peaches calmly. "I just got to thinking about servants in
+general and about the personal-servant idea in particular. I don't know
+that the plan has my O. K. It's an embarrassing idea--makes me feel like
+a boob to have anybody dress me, unless to hook a fool dress up the back
+perhaps. And a Chinaman could do that, you know. What do you call the
+bird--by his front or hind name?"
+
+"I call him Wilkes," said Markheim, laughing. "And you are too amusing,
+my dear. You are not obliged to have a maid, you know. It's quite
+conceivable that I can learn to hook a gown!"
+
+"Or unhook it!" laughed Mr. Pegg.
+
+This was too much for me. I bade them all good night and departed in
+high dudgeon.
+
+The enormous main hall was but dimly lighted and I crossed it, not
+without hesitancy, and when at the foot of the staircase a hand was laid
+upon my arm I nearly screamed aloud. In fact I attempted to scream but
+was so frightened that I only accomplished a squeak. However, it was no
+supernatural apparition, but Peaches, who had overtaken me, and who
+dragged me to my room, where she slammed the door behind us in
+breathless triumph.
+
+"There!" she cried. "Did you hear him?"
+
+"I did!" I replied. "And I think your father ought to be ashamed of
+himself, at his age, too!"
+
+"Oh, forget dad!" she cried impatiently. "I know he's a roughneck, but
+that's not a weakness. I mean about Sandy?"
+
+"Oh!" said I. "Well, what about him--if it is he?"
+
+"If it is?" said Peaches. "Have you any doubts now? Leaving as soon as
+he heard about me, and then being caught by my unexpected arrival.
+Didn't you listen?"
+
+"It may be just a coincidence," I demurred, though in truth I was deeply
+interested. "And he's been here six months. He must have heard of your
+engagement before--or at least been aware that Sebastian knew you."
+
+"Perhaps," admitted Alicia, pacing up and down like a substantial
+sunbeam. "But that doesn't satisfy me. There's only one way to settle
+the question. I've got to have a private talk with that man."
+
+"But how?" I gasped.
+
+"You've got to arrange it," replied Peaches firmly.
+
+"Impossible!" I squeaked. "What an idea! Though, of course, you could
+meet him secretly in the garden!"
+
+"The very thing!" exclaimed my charge with enthusiasm. "Here--I will
+write a note and date him up, and you will see that it gets to him. I'll
+meet him in the rose garden at midnight to-morrow."
+
+She sat herself down at the exquisite old Moorish escritoire and taking
+pen and paper wrote in her labored, painstaking fashion, her head on one
+side, her tongue firmly between her teeth, the hair curling at the nape
+of her neck like that of an innocent child rather than a desperate
+maiden in a most thrilling situation.
+
+"There!" she said at length, slipping the missive into an envelope and
+handing it to me. "There you are, Free. Now be sure he gets it, and let
+me know how he acts. It doesn't need any answer!"
+
+With which she actually had the impudence to kiss me gayly on the cheek
+and run away to bed, leaving me standing as if paralyzed, the note in
+one hand, and the problem of handling the preposterous situation staring
+me in the face.
+
+My dear father used to say that only those who must be ashamed need be
+afraid, and as this matter of the note was really none of my personal
+affair I need not, I suppose, have feared for the consequences; and yet
+I confess that I was filled with fear. The day had been interminable,
+and now it seemed that it was not yet over, though the clock pointed to
+a quarter after twelve. At such a circumstantial hour I had no mind to
+venture out into a corridor in which I had recently encountered a very
+fair imitation of a ghost. Indeed, there had been from the start of our
+acquaintance something very mysterious about the Duke di Monteventi, and
+death, it seemed, did not offer any solution, but rather extended the
+obscurity which surrounded him.
+
+It was my personal opinion that he was dead, and that this valet
+creature who had startled us in such a fashion merely bore an accidental
+resemblance to Sandro. Yet then again it was so much more romantic to
+consider his being resurrected as a possibility. But if it were Sandro,
+why on earth should he, who had the entrƩe to every fashionable house in
+Europe, reappear in the capacity of a servant?
+
+Perchance it was not Sandro, but his supposedly murdered elder brother.
+That would, of course, account for the resemblance. This idea struck me
+as being remarkably intelligent, and I at once began to search my mind
+for its literary beginnings. My dear father used to say that all ideas
+had literary beginnings and all beginnings contained a literary idea.
+But neither Deadwood Dick, Edwin Arnold, Walter Pater or The Duchess
+seemed to have supplied me with the thought, strive as I would to place
+it among them. I was forced to claim it as original, and perhaps merely
+the theme for a story's beginning. And despite my dear father's precept,
+I do verily believe that I am at times productive of ideas quite my own,
+as, for example, in the realm of love, wherein my manifold ideas must
+have no other origin than my own brain, inasmuch as the only books on
+the subject which we possessed at home were written by a Frenchman named
+Balzac, and though ostensibly in English translation they were mostly
+set forth in asterisks, dots and dashes.
+
+But I digress. Let us return to the privacy of my chamber at the villa,
+and the note to Wilkes, which somehow must be disposed of.
+
+My first inclination was to procure a two-cent stamp and mail it--an
+obvious solution. And yet I hesitated, because if by chance it should
+miscarry and fall into the wrong hands, what dreadful consequences might
+not ensue? What a, as one might say, roughhouse might it
+not--er--precipitate! No, mailing would not do, because at best I might
+be unable to find a mail box or post office before late the next day,
+and I would certainly be unwilling to offer a note so addressed to one
+of the other household servants.
+
+Furthermore, I was hampered by a lack of familiarity with the house.
+Doubtless there was a servants' mail box somewhere about the service
+stairs, if only I knew where. But to wander round looking for it would
+be both nerve-racking and indiscreet, particularly at such an hour.
+Finally in desperation I was half tempted to burn the wretched thing,
+and forbore only because of my promise to Alicia. My brain felt as if it
+were on fire. I did not know what to do.
+
+All at once the great room with its wide spaciousness and light hangings
+seemed suffocatingly hot. I crossed to the window, and first
+extinguishing the light in order not to attract the night insects,
+opened it and sat down beside it, the better to meditate upon my course
+of action. I was half determined to take the whole matter to Pinto Pegg
+in the morning and allow him to settle our minds for us, even against
+Alicia's will.
+
+But as I reclined upon the window-sill the vision of my own somewhat
+barren girlhood rose before me like a reproachful ghost, and I had no
+heart to stifle the sequel to that romance which I had seen bud, unfold
+and blossom in the tropic air at San Remo. Holding the letter in my lap
+it seemed to burn through the heavy silk of my gown, such was the fire
+which had inspired its writing. No matter what might come--what
+disillusionment, what disappointment--it should be delivered. I vowed
+that through no fault of mine should Peaches be cheated of her love; and
+I felt myself to be an excellent judge of love. I had looked on at a
+good deal of it. Indeed as I sat there it occurred to me that I had
+accomplished a great lot of looking on in the course of my life. And
+scarcely had this commentary crossed my mind when, quite in line with my
+usual fortune, I found myself once more an observer, though unobserved.
+
+I have remarked that Mr. Markheim's villa was built upon several levels,
+thus permitting the windows on one wing to overlook those on a different
+story in another portion of the building, and that there were several
+wings or sections to the place, so arranged that the main portions were
+well isolated from each other in accordance with the modern ideas of
+comfort and quiet. Thus the living rooms were in the main body of the
+house, the library was at the extreme end, the bedrooms in one wing, and
+the kitchen with the servants' quarters over them in another wing at the
+extreme opposite end of the house but facing the guest rooms across a
+wide garden space. For the most part the service quarters opened upon a
+hidden court of their own but the wide row of windows must be, I
+decided, the rooms of the upper servants.
+
+Once possessed of this thought I began to visualize the interior plan of
+the house, particularly that of the corridor which would lead to those
+rooms. By a little figuring I came to the realization that they were in
+reality on the same level as my own chamber, though actually on the
+story above--that is to say, the third story while I was on the second.
+To reach them from within the house meant the ascent of one flight of
+stairs, whereas if one were to get out onto the little balcony below me
+and cross the roof of the porte-cochĆØre, one would bring up on a ledge
+running level with the third story of the opposite wing; a by no means
+perilous journey unless one were to be observed from the garden below,
+which was not likely at night, modesty being the only thing subjected to
+any serious danger.
+
+While I was meditating upon this architectural curiosity a light
+appeared in one of those third-story windows, and against it stood the
+figure of a man. It was Wilkes--or Sandro, as Peaches insisted upon
+calling him. I could see him very plainly, as indeed the whole of the
+rather small simple room was perfectly visible and he stood directly
+under the electric light. At this distance his resemblance to the lost
+duke was certainly remarkable. He was alone in the room, which was
+evidently his bedroom, and had plainly just finished with Markheim, for
+he carried the light gray suit which Sebastian had worn that afternoon,
+and several pairs of boots.
+
+Fired by a thought which offered to solve my problem I counted the
+windows between me and that before which he stood. There were fifteen;
+his was the sixteenth along the ledge. To walk the distance along the
+balcony, over the intervening roof of the porte-cochĆØre was no task at
+all to one who had been living a life in the open for six years, and
+there was very little danger of my being observed since none of the
+windows which I should be obliged to pass were those of bedrooms--except
+in the servants' wing. I would wait until the light was extinguished and
+then play my part.
+
+The interval between my resolution and the moment for its execution was
+but brief. In a surprisingly short time the light in the man's room was
+extinguished, and then I had only to wait until I might reasonably
+suppose him to be asleep--a half hour, for surely, I thought, a tired
+servant would take no longer. At the termination of this period I
+removed my shoes and put on a pair of knitted bedroom slippers with felt
+soles--a welcome Christmas offering from Galadia and Boston--and
+gathering my dress about me with little regard for the dictates of
+modesty, I stepped forth from my window and began my circumlocution.
+
+I am aware that this performance of mine would not have been looked upon
+with favor by Euphemia, nor yet by the members of our home-mission
+sewing circle, yet my conscience was clear, and I had ever been somewhat
+at a loss to confine my behavior strictly within the limits of the
+society in which I had been reared. And furthermore, there was but
+little chance that the sewing circle or indeed my sister would ever
+learn of the incident, and as my dear father used to say, there are more
+Lorelei in the social sea than ever come out of it. I infer that he
+intended some reference to social shipwrecks.
+
+And had my circle of acquaintances ever become aware of my behavior upon
+this particular occasion without clearly understanding the motive which
+actuated me they would undoubtedly have wrecked my standing. In point of
+fact they might even have done so with the fullest understanding of my
+motive--the act being itself father to the ostracism, if you know what I
+mean, and motives are seldom if ever considered when the opportunity for
+passing judgment occurs.
+
+But at the moment of emerging upon the narrow ornamental balcony I was
+concerned with none of these possibilities, which occurred to me only at
+a later date. I was too thoroughly occupied with making a noiseless,
+inconspicuous progress, and with wondering whether the valet was high
+class enough to sleep with his window open. I trusted that he did so,
+and expected it, for he was a clean, bronzed sort of man, and in truth
+it would prove utter frustration for me if he should be in the habit of
+sleeping with it closed.
+
+It was with something of the emotion which I fancy that a participant in
+a motion-picture drama must experience that I, not without some
+difficulty in climbing the intervening railings, approached my goal,
+silently as the--er--wings of night, as one might say, feeling my way
+along the wall and taking careful count of the windows as I went, the
+garden a still pool of blackness below me, in which the few scattered
+stars of the overcast sky found no reflection. It was really very dark
+for such an enterprise, and though the fact was undoubtedly of advantage
+in one way it made my progress uncomfortably slow, the more so as I had
+now no lighted window to guide me, and was compelled to advance by the
+sense of touch alone.
+
+I passed the roof of the porte-cochĆØre with success, climbed on to the
+ledge leading outside of the servants' wing, the letter safe within my
+bosom. There I began again my feeling of the window sills, this time
+with the added wish for clinging to them for support as well as their
+enumeration, for this was the most perilous portion of my undertaking,
+there being only a gutter along the ledge, and no railing of any sort.
+And after an interminable period I reached my goal--the sixteenth
+window. It was open!
+
+With infinite caution I slid past the shutter, holding my breath lest I
+be heard; and flattening myself against the wall I extracted the letter
+from its hiding place and peered round the side of the aperture,
+doubtful how best to dispose of it soundlessly.
+
+The casement was not only open but open to its widest capacity. And
+while I was rapidly considering whether I should simply lay the letter
+on the sill, trusting that the wind would not blow it away, or if I
+should drop it inside, risking some sound that might waken the sleeper,
+the moon slid from under a cloud, and on the instant the whole interior
+became visible to me.
+
+It was empty!
+
+The bed had not even been disturbed, and the door was closed. As well as
+I could see in the dim light the only clothing lying about was that
+which the man had brought from his master's room, and this was neatly
+placed upon a chair, even as I had observed him to dispose of it nearly
+an hour since. It was a most perplexing matter. But without waiting to
+consider it further I reached within and laid the letter upon a chair
+beside the window where the occupant could not fail to observe it upon
+his return, and forthwith withdrew the upper portion of my body. As I
+did so I heard a sound which, in the language of my favorite authors,
+froze my blood. Someone was walking upon the gravel of the path directly
+beneath me.
+
+I stood as if petrified, listening intently. For a moment, nothing, and
+my heart relaxed a little, as the supposition occurred to me that it
+might have been some animal bent upon nocturnal adventures. But hardly
+had this reassurance registered in my brain when it came again. Without
+doubt someone was making a stealthy progress along that side of the
+house upon which I stood in an unusual, not to say compromising,
+position. And in another moment my fears were justified, for out of the
+abyss below me darted a dark and noiseless figure, followed at close
+range by a second one. Both crossed the moon patch like wraiths,
+vanishing instantly into the shadows of the shrubbery beyond. Two men!
+What were they about? No good, that was certain. And what, in merciful
+heaven's name, was I to do about it?
+
+To give the alarm from my present position was impossible. Moreover, if
+I were to remain where I was the two in the shrubbery might at any
+instant discover my presence upon the ledge, for the moon in
+illuminating the room behind me was, of course, also rendering me
+clearly visible. To retreat to my own quarters by the route by which I
+had come was now obviously impossible. There remained but one course,
+and I took it. Without further ado I picked up my skirts and climbed
+into the bedchamber of my host's bodyservant.
+
+
+
+
+XII
+
+
+Once inside the room I sank upon a chair for an instant, gasping for
+breath and quite all of a tremble. But after a little I regained some
+control of my faculties, which I now directed toward effecting my
+escape.
+
+From the adjoining room came the noises of a heavy sleeper--snores and
+wheezy breathing. The head butler, without doubt; a great hulk of a man
+whom it would be no easy task to rouse even if I were in a position to
+rouse any one, which, of course, I was not--now less than ever. Aside
+from his strenuous slumbers the wing was silent, yet somehow
+portentously so, as only a house of sleepers can be. Beyond my refuge a
+night light was burning in the hall. I could discern this from the crack
+beneath the door. Obviously I had no choice but to leave in that
+direction, even though it was highly probable that I should encounter
+Wilkes in the corridor. Still, such misadventure must be chanced. With
+madly beating heart I crossed the room and stealthily tried the handle.
+Imagine my amazement when I found that the door was locked--from the
+inside! The man must be in the room with me!
+
+This thought so filled me with terror that throwing caution to the winds
+I unlocked and opened the door, fleeing down the dimly lighted corridor
+like a bat out of Hades, as Peaches would put it, and plunging down the
+first staircase that appeared.
+
+The hall below was completely dark, and I must have taken a wrong
+turning, because in what seemed about two minutes I was completely lost.
+For once my nerves gave way completely. I wanted to shriek but could
+only make a little clicking sound which nobody seemed to hear. Then I
+began to run, because I thought something was after me--I did not know
+what. I couldn't see anything, and yet I felt overpowered by terror. It
+flashed across my brain that perhaps Sandro--or rather, Wilkes--did not
+need to unlock his door in order to leave his room; perhaps he came
+through the closed door and only kept it locked to prevent people from
+discovering that he didn't really exist.
+
+The thought gave new impetus to my speed, and for time uncounted I flew
+about that horribly vast and silent mansion as noisily and irrationally
+as if I were myself some poor lost spirit. I seemed wholly unable to
+find my way back to my own apartment or to locate any familiar door at
+which I might venture to knock and beg for help. And the realization
+that those two night prowlers in the garden might at any moment break
+into whatever part of the house I was in at the instant did nothing to
+induce a greater serenity of mind.
+
+Moreover, I could not seem to find a flight of stairs leading upward,
+and when at length I emerged from the service wing it was to find myself
+in the ghostly main hall once more. And there it was that a sudden
+unexpected encounter with reality shocked me back to some degree of
+common sense.
+
+From this main hall, which was two stories in height a corridor led
+directly to the library at the extreme left end of the main building.
+
+Other rooms opened from the corridor, of course, but the door directly
+at the end was that of the Madonna room, as I called it, and as I,
+emerging from the servants' entrance, advanced toward the foot of the
+main stair I stood as if rooted to the ground, for from that far doorway
+gleamed a faint light.
+
+Now though it is true that anything pertaining to the supernatural,
+mesmeric or ghostly is capable of upsetting my equanimity to a very
+considerable degree, in the realm of obviously human activity I have
+never been a coward or a laggard. Never shall it be said that the last
+Freedom Talbot, the tenth to bear that illustrious name, ever disgraced
+it by cowardice, though but a mere woman. Not for nothing did I bear the
+title of those men who had given their lives and made their fortunes in
+the cause for which they were baptized.
+
+"In time of danger an ounce of action is worth a pound of theory," my
+dear father used to say; and his precepts are in my blood no less than
+in my mind. And upon this occasion I was not backward.
+
+There was no time now to give the alarm; it was, as the saying goes, up
+to me. Waiting only long enough to put my right foot back into its
+knitted slipper, the heel of which had come off during my flight, I
+immediately stalked to one of the suits of armor which guarded the
+staircase, and removed the great sword which lay within its hollow
+grasp. Thus armed I began a stealthy progress toward the library door.
+
+The sword was heavy and difficult to carry but I was in no mood to be
+put off by a trifle of that kind. Whatever those two villains were up to
+in that library I was determined to put an end to immediately. I had no
+fear that a common thief would dare to shoot at my gray head, and the
+now perfect respectability of my situation gave me confidence.
+Nevertheless I took care to make no unnecessary noise. Grasping my
+weapon in such a manner as to be ready for any emergency I sidled along
+the wall of the corridor, concealing myself behind the portiĆØre which
+hung at the door, and cautiously peeked within.
+
+On the mantelpiece a little electric lantern was burning, and before it
+stood Wilkes the valet, his forearms resting upon the shelf, his chin
+upon his hands, and his face upturned to the Madonna as if in worship.
+Never have I seen a face more, as it were, glorified than was his at
+that moment. His very soul, if I may be so indelicate as to mention such
+a thing, seemed to be in his eyes, and an inner light illuminated his
+countenance, almost obliterating the lines and making him appear far
+younger than I had at first thought. The scar on his temple blazed like
+a white star as the lamplight struck it, giving him an uncanny aspect
+that was yet beautiful, and I could not but note the easy grace with
+which he maintained his posture. But most remarkable of all was the
+hunger with which he feasted his eyes upon that painting.
+
+In the feeble illumination the Madonna herself was smiling back at him,
+and seemed almost to waver and lean gently toward him. It was a
+strangely intimate scene--almost I felt as if I had intruded upon an
+interview between lovers. And yet that was all nonsense, as I presently
+realized. Immensely relieved that the intruder was, after all, no
+intruder but one of the household servants, I quietly hid the sword
+behind the folds of the portiĆØre, leaning it against the inner wall as
+unobtrusively as possible. But the man before the picture would not, I
+think, have noticed had I dropped the clumsy thing, so absorbed was he.
+And then, when I had disposed of my armament, I entered the apartment
+and came within three feet of him before I spoke.
+
+"Wilkes," I said quietly, "what are you doing here?"
+
+The man jumped as though he had been shot, and spun round to face me.
+All self-control was momentarily gone from him, and that was a terrible
+thing to see. His jaw had dropped and the lips quivered pitifully, his
+whole face shook convulsively and his shoulders heaved. Then by a
+supreme effort he regained his self-mastery. His figure grew quiet, the
+shoulders drooped in the manner which seemed habitual to them, and the
+lines of his face hardened, adding the years which his enraptured
+pre-occupation had temporarily stripped from him. Once more he was the
+unobtrusive body servant.
+
+"I beg pardon, Miss Talbot," he said. "I was startled."
+
+"So was I," I commented dryly. "I thought you were--well, never mind.
+What are you doing down here?"
+
+"I fancied I heard some one, miss," the man replied. "Prowlers, or
+cracksmen, perhaps; and thought I'd better just take a look round."
+
+"H'm!" said I, unconvinced. "So you heard them, too, eh?"
+
+A curious look passed over his face. I could have vowed the emotion was
+fright--that he had not the remotest idea I would have said such a
+thing.
+
+"Did you hear anything, miss?" he asked.
+
+"I certainly did."
+
+"Perhaps it was myself you heard then, miss!"
+
+"I don't know!" I replied, looking at him sharply. "Perhaps it was. At
+any rate I know positively that I saw two men stealing in the direction
+of these windows not over twenty minutes ago. But there is only one man
+here now, it seems."
+
+"You saw two men!" he snapped, his voice keen with concern. Then he
+dropped it to his usual modulation. "Are you quite sure there was some
+one in the garden?"
+
+"As sure as that I am standing here!" I retorted. "I saw them
+perfectly--at least plainly enough to be sure they were men; and up to
+no good, I am equally certain of that!" Surely there was nothing
+mysterious about this man--he was all too plainly just a stupid servant.
+I could have shaken him from sheer irritation, and began bitterly to
+regret having left that note in his chamber.
+
+"Well?" I said impatiently. "Aren't you going to do something about it?"
+
+"Ah--er--yes, certainly, miss," said he, "I'll have a look round of
+course. Did you say they came this way?"
+
+"Headed for these very windows!" I said firmly.
+
+He crossed to the long French casements and tried the fastenings, which
+were long bars that crossed them at two levels, making entrance
+impossible without breaking the leaded glass. They were undisturbed. The
+great rose window was, of course, impenetrable, both by construction and
+because of its height from the ground.
+
+"It is all quite secure, miss," said he. "And the beggars will be
+frightened off by now, I think, for they will have seen the light."
+
+"Look here, Wilkes, my man!" I said sharply. "If you were down here on
+a burglar hunt, why were you looking for them in the frame of the
+Madonna of the Lamp?"
+
+He must have been prepared for that, for he replied composedly enough,
+with downcast eyes.
+
+"I inadvertently stopped to have a look at it, miss," said he. "I have a
+liking for fine pictures, miss."
+
+"Well, I suppose that's all right enough," I said, still somehow very
+much troubled in my mind, I scarcely knew why. "A love of art is
+probably one of the requisites in newfangled help, but dear knows
+Galadia never showed any! Well, be that as it may, we'd better make the
+round of the house and be sure that everything is safe!"
+
+"Very well, miss!" said he. "But need you come, miss? I'll just find the
+watchman--he's usually in the back hall."
+
+"Well, I'll go that far with you," I compromised. "I want to make sure
+that he thinks everything is all right before I go to bed."
+
+"Very well, miss," said Wilkes again. But I could not help feeling he
+was uncommonly anxious to get rid of me.
+
+Switching the lights on ahead of us as we went, and revealing the
+cheerful normal aspect of the house as it really was, composed my nerves
+to a considerable extent; and finding the watchman at his post in the
+back hall was also reassuring. One thing struck me as curious, however.
+The man, a Latin of some sort, was not dozing in the expected manner of
+night watchmen, curled upon a comfortable chair or nodding over an
+extinct pipe. He was standing in the middle of the floor, knocking one
+boot against the other, and though the door, leading presumably to the
+kitchen garden, was shut I at once got a strong impression of his
+having been out of doors a moment before. There was that waft of fresh
+air that comes in with a person from the coolness of the night clinging
+to his clothing, and the room itself was fresh instead of close as might
+have been anticipated. This in itself was, of course, in no way
+extraordinary, and might indeed have passed unnoticed had it not been
+for what he said.
+
+"Everything all right, Pedro?" asked Wilkes, who had entered ahead of
+me.
+
+"Yas--was' ell matt'?" replied the fellow, evidently surprised by having
+visitors at such an hour. "You tink you hear sometin'?"
+
+"Yes--Miss Talbot saw two men in the garden--and I also thought I heard
+something out of the ordinary--someone breaking in--like at a lower
+window."
+
+"No--no!" said Pedro. "Everytin' all ri'. Me just maka da round."
+
+"Then you must have seen those men," I said quietly. He gave me a stare
+and laughed, white teeth gleaming.
+
+"No, no!" he said again. "No two--me--you see one men--das me--you see
+me, signora!"
+
+His confidence was perfect, and argument failed to move him. Finally I
+gave it up and went to bed, thinking it unnecessary to rouse the other
+members of the household, for after all were not two of the menservants
+awake and in charge? And what could I prove? Nothing except that I was a
+nervous, imaginative old woman. It was not until I had actually got into
+bed that I recalled one fact which was sufficient in itself to justify
+the most alarming conclusions.
+
+Wilkes' door had been locked on the inside, and yet I had found him
+inside the house, while his window had been opened wide. The thought
+caused me to sit bolt upright in bed. And once this wide awake again, I
+realized further that the obvious conclusion that Wilkes had left by way
+of his open window was absurd. How could he possibly have left the third
+story of the house in such a fashion? I was positive that no rope ladder
+or such contraption had been attached to the sill. If there had been it
+would scarcely have escaped my notice. And even if he had got down in
+some way how could he have got back?
+
+Yet there had been two men in the garden. I had positively seen them
+with my own eyes, and no Italian watchman could persuade me in broken
+English to the contrary. Also there had been two men downstairs and
+awake in the house--Wilkes and Pedro. Still further, Pedro was an
+Italian and had just been out of doors. Were the two whom I had seen in
+the garden these two? If so, what had been their object in meeting
+outside, when both had the run of the house and were already in it?
+
+On the other hand, Pedro had been obviously surprised at seeing us. Or
+had it been merely my presence which had occasioned the surprise?
+
+By this time my head was simply stupid from thinking, and when I at
+length composed myself to sleep I had formed but one line of action--to
+do nothing and say nothing until somebody else did. I would hold my
+tongue in the morning and see what sort of report of the night's
+activities the two men made before I said a word. And upon this resolve
+I at length fell asleep.
+
+My dear father used to say that often the best way to prove the guilt of
+a suspected party is to give him the opportunity of denying something
+of which you have not yet accused him. And with this axiom in mind next
+morning when I descended to breakfast, I held high hopes of having a
+practical demonstration of its truth. Buoyed up more by my lively
+interest in the situation than by the brief slumber in which I had
+indulged, I dressed in a printed gingham as a refreshing, light and
+springlike costume calculated to improve my appearance, which showed
+some ravages from the night before, and with mind and marcel all
+composed and in good order, I presented as calm and cheerful an
+appearance to the company which slowly gathered in the charming
+breakfast room as if nothing at all out of the usual had occurred during
+the night.
+
+Peaches was at the table, looking lovelier than ever in sports
+clothes--a form of unsexed semifemale attire most distasteful to me
+ordinarily, and as I took my seat beside her she managed a brief
+whisper.
+
+"When are you going to?" she breathed cryptically.
+
+"I already have!" I whispered back, and then could say no more because
+Mr. Pegg emerged from the produce sheet of the newspaper behind which he
+had been growling, and attacked the orange upon the plate before him.
+
+"Florida! Bah!" he commented, scattering the seeds wildly. "Mornin',
+Miss Free. Can't raise anything down there but the kind of stuff we
+refuse to market! Ugh! Surprised at Markheim's Chinaboy. Well, Miss
+Free, you look like you'd just eaten the canary. What's up?"
+
+"Why, Mr. Pegg!" I protested. "How you talk!"
+
+And then mercifully, before he had any opportunity of enlarging further
+upon the subject, Sebastian Markheim came into the room, his face red
+and moist with excitement. He seemed fairly about to burst out of his
+light gray tweed clothing, and his walk, usually a waddle, now assumed
+the proportion of a trot.
+
+"Good morning, good morning!" he said, taking his seat. "Dear me, what
+on earth do you suppose? Attempted robbery here last night, 'pon my
+word! But the beggars don't seem to have got away with anything
+except----?"
+
+Here he paused, unaccountable.
+
+"Except what?" I asked sharply.
+
+"Most curious thing!" he gasped. "Very extraordinary, very
+extraordinary! A Damascus sword!"
+
+"Holy mackerel!" said Mr. Pegg impatiently. "Damn it! Orange juice in my
+eye--stings like the devil. California orange juice never stings you
+like that! What did you say, Mark?"
+
+"I said that the only thing the burglars took was one of the swords from
+the suits of armor!" yelled the banker. "What did they want it for, what
+did they want it for, that's what I'd like to know, eh?"
+
+"Who told you such a nonsensical thing?" I asked.
+
+"My man Wilkes," replied Mr. Markheim. "It seems the watchman, Pedro,
+has disappeared as well, but it's hardly likely the robbers took him."
+
+"More likely he was one of them!" said I. "And as for the missing
+sword--it's too bad your servants don't dust more carefully. Sebastian
+Markheim, that's all I've got to say about that!"
+
+"What do you mean, Free?" Alicia put in. "Do you know anything about the
+burglars?"
+
+"Only that I heard 'em and came downstairs," I said. "What else did your
+man Wilkes tell you?"
+
+"Why, it seems he heard a noise," replied Markheim, "and came out of his
+room to listen. Then the sounds ceased, but he thought best to make the
+rounds. He had got as far as the library when he encountered you, Miss
+Talbot. Then he saw the watchman and you left him and went back
+upstairs--right, eh?"
+
+"Yes, that's right," I admitted.
+
+"The watchman denied having heard or seen anything out of the way,"
+Sebastian went on, "and they went over the whole place together, to make
+sure everything was all right. But the funny part of it is that
+Pedro--that's the watchman chap--Pedro can't be found."
+
+"Well, he's done nothing to send a posse after him for, far as I can
+see," observed Mr. Pegg. "And if you do send one he's likely to slew at
+it with that sword--better lay off him."
+
+"I took that sword myself," I announced with dignity. "It is behind the
+portiĆØre to the library, where I left it. I am sorry to have been so
+untidy, but in the excitement of the moment I confess I neglected to put
+it back in place."
+
+There was a general laugh at this, though I must say I failed to see any
+humor in a maiden lady having armed herself before facing a supposed
+burglar.
+
+"You didn't take the watchman, too, did you?" asked Mr. Pegg.
+
+"Of course not!" said I. "But I think he was a very evil,
+suspicious-looking character, with a decided accent and quite unwashed.
+I would never have engaged him as a watchman myself. He seemed to me
+obviously a bandit."
+
+"Not at all, not at all!" exclaimed Sebastian. "Came to me with the very
+highest credentials--recommended strongly by the Italian consul
+himself."
+
+"When did he come to you, Mark?" asked Peaches.
+
+"Let's see," said he. "About three weeks ago."
+
+"Then you don't know if he is a good burglar hound or not," said she.
+"But he may turn up, you know. Don't judge him too soon."
+
+"I shan't," replied Markheim. "Devil his due, innocent until guilty and
+all that. But it's odd they can't find him. Generally sleeps in the
+gardener's cottage. Room's down there."
+
+The subject being then to all appearances exhausted it was dropped, and
+in as short a time as would decently avoid suspicion Peaches finished
+her meal and strolled out of the room on to the terrace. Ostentatiously
+avoiding all appearance of haste I joined her a few minutes later and
+slipping my arm about her waist strolled out of earshot. The morning was
+exceedingly mild and fair, and choosing a secluded nook where the sun
+beat down warmly we seated ourselves upon a stone bench.
+
+"Free!" Peaches demanded. "What happened? Shoot me the whole story, and
+be quick or they'll be getting too damn sociable before you're through."
+She nodded back toward the breakfast room.
+
+Well, I told her as briefly as was consistent with accuracy. And when I
+had finished she simply sat and stared at me for a moment, quite
+wordless, though her mouth was open.
+
+"Freedom Talbot!" she gasped at length. "I am horrified. The only safe
+place for you is the ranch. The moment I take you out into the civilized
+world it becomes necessary for me to sit up nights chaperoning you."
+
+"Never mind chaperoning me!" I retorted. "My character is perfectly
+sound, no matter how my actions may at times appear. The main problem
+before us is to extricate you from the position you have got yourself
+into through making an appointment to meet this man who I am now
+absolutely convinced is simply a common servant."
+
+"Who you have got me dated up to meet," corrected Peaches. "And believe
+me, kid, I'm going to meet him. There's more to this than you think, my
+worthy nurse!"
+
+"But, Peaches!" I wailed. "When did you tell him to meet you, and where?
+Oh, why did I ever suggest such a thing?"
+
+"How did you ever do such a stunt as walk that gutter? That's what gets
+me, old thing!" she retorted. "Free, you--you little gutter snipe! And
+as for my date, it's for one o'clock at the fountain."
+
+"One o'clock!" I said. "Why, everybody will see you."
+
+"Then they'll have some eyes!" said she. "I mean one o'clock to-night.
+And you are to come along with me, dear confidential companion, and
+listen in on the whole thing."
+
+"Well, if you are determined to do it, of course, it is my duty to
+accompany you," I replied. "But I am beginning to be more and more
+convinced that you have simply let yourself in for a situation which is
+going to have dreadfully embarrassing consequences. If I had talked with
+that man before I delivered your note I would never, never have
+consented. You are merely making a fool of yourself."
+
+"Suppose I am mistaken?" said she with a sudden fierceness, the irises
+of her golden eyes contracting as if she were a female tiger cat.
+"Suppose I am? Isn't it worth risking? Heavens, how I have suffered
+these six years! You don't know! You can't know! And now perhaps--a
+miracle! I feel, I know without proof, that this man is my man. I could
+no more stay away than I could stop breathing. And if you refuse to go
+with me I swear I will go alone--yes, if I go by the same route you took
+last night!"
+
+"Alicia!" I exclaimed, shocked at this strange and unladylike upheaval.
+"Of course I will go with you and make it as little improper as the
+circumstances permit. If nothing develops--er--nothing need be said, if
+you understand what I mean."
+
+"I get you!" said Peaches with sudden weariness.
+
+And a few moments later the gentlemen joined us, preferring to take
+their after-breakfast tobacco in the open air; a habit which I trusted
+Peaches would encourage when she became mistress of the mansion, as most
+beneficial for her rugs and hangings.
+
+At any rate while they chatted and smoked, my charge maintaining a most
+casual, undisturbed exterior, I bent my energies upon the problem of
+just how Wilkes had reached the ground the night before, scanning the
+service wing of the house with critical eye, though ostensibly engaged
+upon my crochet work, for I was completing a handsome set of table mats
+which I intended as a wedding gift to Peaches. But being skilled in the
+art of crochet I could do it automatically, a gift which now served me
+well. But study the wall as I might I could not discover how he had come
+down it, much less returned by the same route. He simply must have gone
+in at another window. But why? It was a puzzle.
+
+Somehow--I scarcely know with what series of small incidents--the day
+was passed. To me, and no doubt to my charge, it was but a channel to
+the goal of our midnight tryst. As for me I kept, as it were, mentally
+upon tiptoe, hourly expecting that some word would come from Wilkes;
+that he would show some sign signifying that he knew of the impending
+meeting, or perhaps send a note, his opportunity for answering Alicia's
+missive being so infinitely greater than had been ours in conveying it
+to him. Indeed all he had to do was to choose a moment when she would be
+comparatively unobserved, and present his own note upon a silver salver.
+As a matter of fact I fully expected some such incident, but the day
+passed without any occurring.
+
+Of course there was not much time offered for such a trick, inasmuch as
+we were out in the motor all morning, lunched at a hospitable neighbor's
+who entertained in Peaches' honor, while during the afternoon Peaches
+and Sebastian played golf together, remaining on the course until almost
+dinner time.
+
+During the dressing hour that preceded that function, which was to be
+held at the house next door but was to terminate early by agreement
+because of Mr. Markheim having a most important appointment in the city
+at nine o'clock the following morning, I ran into Peaches' room to
+inquire if any developments had occurred unknown to me. She replied in
+the negative.
+
+"Haven't even seen him all day," she replied. "Have you?"
+
+"No," said I. "And I wish I never might again! I am terribly upset about
+the whole thing!"
+
+"You don't look upset!" said Peaches, unexpectedly coming over and
+kissing me through the golden cloud of her loosened hair. "You look
+sweet in that gown. I'm glad you put it on again."
+
+"Our hosts were not here last night, so I thought it would be all
+right!" I declared, smoothing it down. "And I thought it was good and
+dark to wear later," I added significantly.
+
+"I've decided we will leave not later than eleven o'clock," Peaches
+announced, choosing a black dinner gown, doubtless with the same end in
+view as that with which my own costume had been selected. "I'll have a
+headache--and that will give 'em two hours to go to bed and settle down
+to sleep before the fatal hour. Here, hook me up, will you?"
+
+"I understand that watchman has never shown up," I commented as I
+obliged her. "I hope to goodness he won't be round to-night!"
+
+"It's a merciful providence that he chose this for a night off!" was her
+reply.
+
+And then presently we descended to the world and a hollow pretense of
+careless gayety, including a game of bridge, at which I was rapidly
+becoming an adept under Mr. Pegg's kind tutelage, and must confess to a
+hearty enjoyment of. And if I did win a few dollars at it occasionally,
+I always turned the money right over to the home mission, so nobody
+could have accused me of gambling in any moral sense, the more so as Mr.
+Pegg always most gallantly insisted upon paying my losses. But I
+digress.
+
+Promptly at eleven Peaches' headache developed according to schedule,
+and presently we four of the villa found ourselves walking the short
+distance which lay between the two houses, the night being uncommonly
+fine and the moon on the river a sight to see.
+
+"Isn't it wonderful?" I breathed as I clung to Mr. Pegg's arm, the
+lovers, if so I may call them, walking ahead, much to Sebastian's
+ill-concealed disgust.
+
+"Pretty nifty," replied Mr. Pegg reluctantly. "But you ought to see the
+moon in Calif--of course, that is, you must admit it's not a patch on
+California."
+
+"Oh, I'm not so certain!" I replied. "The moon is the moon, you know,
+and I am addicted to it. It--er--renews my youth, as it were."
+
+"You said it!" replied the dear man.
+
+But unfortunately we reached our own door at this juncture, where
+Peaches and Mr. Markheim were waiting for us, and there was nothing
+left, under Peaches' firm direction of matters, but to say good night
+and separate at the foot of the stairs.
+
+For what seemed hours Peaches and I waited in my room listening to the
+low rumble of the two men as they sat upon the terrace and indulged in a
+final smoke; and then, presumably, in another final smoke and another.
+
+"Will they never go to bed?" Peaches asked more than once, keeping her
+voice down to a whisper, however, as we had extinguished the lights and
+opened the windows in both rooms in order to give the appearance of
+having retired. Across the court the servants' wing showed an occasional
+lighted window, including that of Wilkes, the valet. Of course he would
+not be free until Markheim dismissed him for the night. It seemed as if
+our vigil would never end. But at length we heard a crisp voice below
+articulate in the fact that the owner was going to bed, and
+three-quarters of an hour later the light in the valet's room snapped
+out. Our time had come.
+
+Never in all my born days had I imagined that a well-built staircase
+could make so much noise when trod upon by two of the gentler sex as
+did that stair in the Markheim mansion as Peaches and I made our
+stealthy--or at least comparatively stealthy--descent of it. Nor could I
+have believed it possible that the floor of that majestic hall was so
+ill laid as to squeak; but it did. As for the French windows of the
+library, which we selected as our means of exit, they appeared, to our
+hypersensitive consciousness, to be one chorus of rattles and groans.
+Unbarring them was simple enough even in the dark, for we did not dare
+to use any lights save that from Peaches's pocket flash, and once
+outside we took good care to close them after us, first making sure that
+the latch was open.
+
+The garden was glorious in the moonlight, even though the barrenness of
+early spring was still upon it. A wealth of hyacinths sent up a heavy
+sweetness in the still night air, and on the lawn toward the river
+crocuses were whiter than the moonlight itself. Keeping close to the
+wall Peaches led the way to the fountain--a lovely thing, brought, like
+most of Sebastian's treasures, from overseas, and nestling against the
+wall as perfectly set as in the place for which it had originally been
+intended. A group of cedars, tall and dark, stood in a martial row on
+either side of it, casting a black shadow which afforded us perfect
+shelter from any prying eyes, and the tinkle of the water from the pipes
+of the ancient little Pan against the ivy-covered wall fell into the
+basin below with a sound that was music. A perfect night, a perfect
+spot, a perfect ladylove, Alicia--her face a white blur against the
+darkness--detached, ethereal, utterly lovely. And what of the man? Was
+he going to prove the ghost of a dead romance, or common clay? I fairly
+ached to know, being for once so absorbed in her love that I forgot to
+feel old and out of place.
+
+But advancing years will manifest themselves, and often in the most
+annoying manner and at times least convenient. And as time went by and
+no lover appeared upon the scene I grew very, very tired.
+
+"What do you suppose is the matter?" I asked at length.
+
+"Something has detained him," Peaches replied. "Have patience. He can't
+be long now!"
+
+Another period of silence went by, punctuated only by the hoot of a
+night boat going up the river like some great golden water beetle, and
+the occasional rustle of the budding branches overhead as a cool breeze
+sprang up and sent little clouds flecking across the wide face of the
+moon. Then came the sound of a step upon the gravel.
+
+"There he is!" whispered Alicia, seizing me by the arm. Her hand was hot
+and trembling.
+
+But the sound was not repeated, and no one approached, though we waited
+with straining ears.
+
+"It's past the time now," said Peaches at length.
+
+"Oh, Peaches--let us return!" I besought her. "I don't believe he's
+coming. Besides, I'm getting so tired!"
+
+"Nonsense! Of course he'll come!" she said. But now there was a note of
+defiant doubt in her voice. "Wait--you must wait. There's a bench
+somewhere."
+
+Fumbling about presently she found it, and together we sat down and
+again waited in a silence that seemed as if it would never end. The wind
+was growing more brisk and the clouds were thickening, hurrying across
+the irregular roof of the house like frightened sheep over a wigwag
+fence, and herding together in a rapidly growing mass beyond. There was
+a storm brewing; I could feel it in my bones. At length, when more than
+an hour had passed I could bear it no longer.
+
+"Do you intend to wait all night for that--that servant?" I at length
+demanded in a fierce undertone.
+
+"I'm going to wait a hundred years!" replied she. "If he got that letter
+he will come, servant or no servant."
+
+"Peaches, you're a silly goose, and you have no consideration for me," I
+said. "My feelings are deeply wounded, and I'm quite worn out, what with
+two such nights in succession!" And with that I felt in my pocket for my
+handkerchief preparatory to beginning to cry. As I did so my fingers
+seized upon quite another object, which I drew forth with a sickening
+sense of what I had done--or rather of what I had most miserably failed
+to do, for the object which I drew forth was nothing less than the
+letter which Peaches had intrusted to me the evening before!
+
+"Peaches!" I gasped painfully, confession coming hard. "Peaches, I
+climbed out of my window and risked my neck last night----"
+
+"Yes, yes, I know," she said soothingly. "I appreciate it."
+
+"But you don't!" I said. "I crossed those terrible ledges and endangered
+my reputation, to leave a set of directions for making a slip-on sweater
+in his room!"
+
+"You what?" said Peaches, now thoroughly alive.
+
+"Galadia sent them!" I endeavored to explain. "And it was my mistake.
+Here was your letter all the time!"
+
+For a long period of silence I awaited the storm of her wrath. But it
+didn't come. Instead she drew a long sobbing breath of relief.
+
+"Thank heaven he didn't turn me down!" was all she said.
+
+And then slowly we made our way back to the house, our footless errand
+ended. Peaches stepped inside and feeling for the electric button
+flooded the room with light.
+
+"No need for secrecy now," she remarked, "so we don't have to break our
+necks over the furniture as we----"
+
+Her voice broke off into a shrill little scream, and raising her hand
+she pointed to the mantelpiece. The frame was there, but the Madonna of
+the Lamp was gone!
+
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+
+At first I could scarcely believe my eyes--but there was the space where
+once the beautiful picture had hung, the gape showing the paneling
+behind all too plainly. Aghast I turned to Peaches, who continued to
+stare.
+
+"What has happened to it?" I asked in an awed tone. "Has it been
+stolen?"
+
+"You bet your life it has!" she replied, recovering herself. "People
+don't lock oil paintings up for the night with the silver spoons, you
+know. Gosh! What a shame! Such a pretty picture, too, and worth a young
+fortune. Won't Mark be wild though! Do you suppose it was gone when we
+came through in the dark?"
+
+"Dear me, how should I know?" I demanded. "Though, of course, they will
+ask us that."
+
+"Yes--sort of awkward, our not having made any light on the way out,"
+she replied. "I suppose we ought to wake Sebastian up right away though,
+don't you?"
+
+"Certainly!" I responded. "Those men I saw last night the missing
+watchman--it's all too suspicious to be allowed to wait another moment."
+
+"I'll say it is!" replied Peaches vigorously. "You wait here while I run
+up and pound on the door!"
+
+"Oh, Peaches! Send a servant!" I implored. "The burglars might be out
+there in the hall!"
+
+But before the words were fairly out of my mouth she was gone, lighting
+the house as she went, and in an incredibly short time I could hear her
+pounding and shouting in the upper hall with a noise that was fit to
+wake the dead. Shivering with fatigue, but enlivened by the amazing turn
+which events had taken I occupied myself with switching on all the
+lights and making sure that the picture had not simply been lifted down
+for some reason and left in the room. But this was not the case--indeed
+I acted merely automatically and not because I really expected to find
+it. In a very few moments Peaches was back, a trifle flushed and
+breathless.
+
+"They will be right down!" she announced. "I stirred up pa as well. Now,
+Free, old thing, what's our story when they do appear? We've got to
+stick to the same lie, you know, and we've got to say something
+plausible, because here it is two-thirty in the morning and it's quite
+obvious that we haven't been to bed, though we went up long before they
+did."
+
+"Well," I responded hurriedly, for already the two men could be heard on
+the stairway, "though I deplore the use of untruth I fear we shall have
+to resort to it in this case. We will say--what on earth shall we say?"
+
+"I had a headache and couldn't sleep," suggested Peaches. "So we came
+down!"
+
+"Rotten!" I whispered fiercely. "In these clothes? Bah! We sat up late
+talking and came down intending to get something to eat, and you
+remembered a book you wanted. Here it is! Sh! They are here!"
+
+Hastily I seized at random a volume from one of the shelves and laid it
+beside her on the sofa, and an instant later Markheim came bouncing into
+the room, a purple satin dressing gown flapping about his heels, his
+scant hair disordered. Closely following was Mr. Pegg, a lean but
+majestic figure with nightshirt tucked into his dress trousers and a
+raincoat thrown jauntily over one shoulder--presumably the first
+garments at hand--his magnificent shock of gray curls giving him
+somewhat the appearance of a lion roused from slumber.
+
+"What's all this, what's all this?" cried Sebastian, running up to the
+mantelpiece. Then he clasped his hands over his bald spot in a gesture
+of despair. "Oh!" he moaned. "How perfectly terrible! How perfectly
+terrible!"
+
+"Great Snakes, ain't that too bad!" observed Mr. Pegg. "Lucky thing you
+got them picture post cards of it, Mark! Where d'you s'pose the sons of
+guns got in anyways? And how comes it that you girls are burglar-hunting
+in your party clothes when you ought to be tearing off a little beauty
+sleep?"
+
+"We talked so late!" explained Peaches, gazing into her father's eyes
+with a wonderful, direct, innocent look. "And we got so hungry that we
+came down to forage--and on the way I dropped in for this book"--she
+held it up toward him--"and, of course, we noticed right off the bat
+that the Madonna was gone."
+
+"She ran right up and got you," I added. "And now you know as much as we
+do."
+
+"Humph!" said Mr. Pegg, still looking at the book his daughter had
+offered him. "Couldn't sleep without it, eh?"
+
+"This is terrible, this is terrible!" exclaimed our host, paying no
+attention to anything except his loss. "Ring the bell! Summon everybody!
+Where is Wilkes? I told him to come down at once."
+
+"You told him?" asked Peaches swiftly. "Where was he?"
+
+"In his room, of course!" snapped Markheim. "Spoke to him on the house
+telephone! What did you suppose? Oh, my precious painting! This is
+outrageous--outrageous! Did they take anything else?"
+
+Peaches and I exchanged a glance of relief. Wilkes had been in the
+house. Whatever his mysterious mode of egress, the step we had heard in
+the garden was no evidence that he had used it to-night.
+
+This thought passed between us in a flash as she replied: "Haven't the
+faintest idea, old boy. Let's have a look!"
+
+"I want to make sure!" he said. "But first let's see how they did it."
+
+Climbing upon a footstool which he dragged forward for the purpose,
+Markheim then proceeded to an examination of the picture frame, while we
+gathered about curiously.
+
+"Can't understand it!" he puffed after a moment of silence. He shook his
+head like a Japanese doll.
+
+"Can't understand what?" I asked.
+
+"Why, the whole canvas has been removed--stretcher and all!" he cried.
+"Extraordinary! Extraordinary!"
+
+"Why?" Peaches wanted to know.
+
+"Shows they took their time!" Markheim explained. "Able to unmount the
+canvas--and it takes skill to roll an old painting! By jove, yes!
+Usually simply cut it out of the frame, like the Mona Lisa, you know.
+Only way, really, if you are in a hurry. Yes, they took their time!"
+
+"Then the frame--I mean the stretcher--ought to be somewhere!" suggested
+Mr. Pegg brightly.
+
+"Nonsense--utter nonsense!" exclaimed Markheim, climbing down. "And now
+let's give a look round. Heaven only knows what else may be gone!"
+
+He preceded us into the corridor, an absurd figure in his gorgeous
+negligee, and I could not help but note how much better Mr. Pegg
+appeared by comparison. It is not only women whose appearance is
+governed by clothes, and, as my dear father used to say, clothes may not
+make the man but, thank the Lord, they hide him.
+
+Well, at any rate we two timid females followed the stronger members of
+the exploring party out into the main hall, where we encountered Wilkes.
+He was fully dressed, perfectly composed, and the very picture of quiet
+correctness.
+
+"You wished me, sir?" he said.
+
+"Yes. Why the devil were you so long?" snapped Markheim, wishing to vent
+his annoyance on someone.
+
+"Sorry, sir, I was dressing!" replied the man.
+
+"Well," snarled the master, "there's been a burglary. Most valuable
+picture in the house's been taken. Call police headquarters at Tarrytown
+and tell them to send someone out at once. Then get every servant in the
+house down into the front hall and see that no one leaves the premises!
+Meanwhile, we'll take a look about."
+
+"Yes, sir," replied the man, after a little gasp of surprise. "Nobody
+hurt, I trust, sir?"
+
+"No," said Markheim briefly. "I expect it's the same gang you thought
+you heard last night. Anything heard from Pedro?"
+
+"Nothing, sir," said Wilkes. "I'll telephone at once."
+
+He retreated through the servants' hall entrance, where I assume a
+telephone was placed, and the door swung silently to behind him. I
+stared after him hard, feeling that I would like to watch him through
+the thick oaken paneling if only I might. To be sure, the man's demeanor
+had been perfect; and yet somehow I was not satisfied. My mind kept
+straining at something half forgotten, as if I were subconsciously
+endeavoring to hitch him up in my memory. To all appearances this was no
+concern of his. He had been in his room when Markheim called him on the
+service phone. He had been just about long enough in making his
+appearance to tab up with the completeness of his toilet. To have at
+once answered the ringing of his bell he must have been in his room
+before Peaches and I returned to the house, and our position in the
+garden, coupled with our alertness while there, seemed to warrant the
+supposition that we must have observed any unusual activity either in
+the service wing or in the library, through which we had passed an hour
+and a half earlier.
+
+It was plain that sooner or later questions would be put to us, and to
+others, which would give rise to the problem of confession or of
+withholding of the facts concerning our exact movements between the time
+of our returning and of the announcement of our discovery.
+
+For example, if the police were allowed to work on the supposition that
+the theft had been committed between twelve and two-fifteen, some clew
+of inestimable value might easily be discounted by them, for it seemed
+more than likely that the time was really that between our entrance
+into the garden and our return to the house. Moreover, there was
+certainly someone moving about on the garden path while we were
+concealed by the fountain. Of that there was now no reasonable doubt.
+Both Peaches and I had distinctly heard a footstep which we thought to
+be that of Wilkes, while we still expected him to join us; we had even
+commented on it. And now it was going to be extremely difficult to
+convey this information without involving ourselves in a very delicate
+but entangling mesh of complications. As I was turning these facts over
+in my mind and wondering what course a Talbot ought to pursue under the
+circumstances Mr. Markheim was taking charge of affairs in a masterly
+manner, and giving orders with the assurance of a Napoleon in negligee.
+
+"You stay here with Miss Freedom, Peaches," he commanded, "while your
+father and I make the rounds of the place. Sit right there on the big
+sofa and tell the servants to wait, as they come down. Don't let any of
+them go out of the hall."
+
+"We better take a couple of shooting irons along," remarked Mr. Pegg,
+producing a revolver from each pocket of his raincoat in a nonchalant
+manner. "Never can tell but what there may be an ambush some place."
+
+"All right!" agreed Sebastian, accepting one. "No harm, no harm to have
+it. Where's that man Wilkes?"
+
+Again as though in answer, Wilkes appeared from under the stairs.
+
+"The police will come at once, sir," he reported. Then, seeing the
+revolvers: "Shall I go along with you?"
+
+"No," said Markheim. "Get the other servants down, and count noses, damn
+quick. Then tell Jorkins to make a double shaker of cocktails and some
+sandwiches and bring them here. We will be back as soon as we can."
+
+The three men then departed upon their several errands, leaving us alone
+for the moment.
+
+"What'll we do--'fess up?" asked Peaches. "I have a feeling that there's
+going to be hell to pay."
+
+"Alicia!" I remarked. "No lady uses such language, as I have reminded
+you at least a hundred thousand times! No, I don't think we will say a
+word about our futile adventure--or, to be accurate, our attempted
+adventure. At least not unless something brought out by the police seems
+to demand that we do."
+
+"Have you been taking a good look at him?" she then wanted to know.
+
+"Who? That man Wilkes?" I said.
+
+"No--my ex-fiancƩ," responded Peaches calmly.
+
+"Which one do you mean?" I demanded.
+
+"Mark," said she.
+
+"Alicia Pegg, what did you say?" I asked severely.
+
+"I said did you take a good look at Sebastian in that purple dressing
+gown?" she repeated patiently.
+
+"How could I help doing so?" said I with indignation.
+
+"That's just it," she remarked in a tone of finality. "That finishes
+it!"
+
+"Finishes what?"
+
+"Our engagement," she said firmly. "The combination of temper and
+dressing gown."
+
+"But with all due modesty you must have expected to see him in a
+dressing gown after you were married," I protested as delicately as I
+could.
+
+"And he not only looks like the devil in it but stands there and tells
+me to sit quiet until he comes back, just as though I wasn't a better
+shot than he is! Ugh--that dressing gown!"
+
+"Well, what did you expect?" I asked helplessly.
+
+"Sandro is dressed," she retorted with apparent irrelevance.
+
+"Don't call him that!" I exclaimed, fairly exasperated with the girl.
+"You have absolutely no proof that it's Sandro."
+
+"I'll get proof," she said. "You wait--I'll get proof."
+
+"Nonsense!" I said. "Hush up! Here he comes."
+
+But it wasn't the creature after all, but the cook--a distressed and
+excitable Frenchman in a pointed nightcap and an unconquerable belief
+that the house was on fire; and for several minutes we were fully
+occupied with dissuading him of the idea. And after him came the rest of
+the crew--a straggling, shivering, sleepy, indignant lot, in varying
+degrees of dishevelment, appearing in twos and threes and huddling in a
+little group at the foot of the stairway, ready to dart back through the
+swinging door to their own quarters at an instant's notice, and no doubt
+planning to give notice as soon as anybody appeared to whom it could be
+given.
+
+One Irish girl, a kitchen maid, I think she was, had somehow got the
+idea that a murder had been committed, and called upon her patron saint,
+whose name seemed to be Ochsaveus, at irregular but emphatic intervals.
+I think I cannot convey a sense of the complete demoralization of these
+underlings more dearly than by stating that the chambermaid whose duty
+it was to take care of my room was wearing one of my own boudoir caps
+without the least particle of self-consciousness. The only one who had
+shown any poise at all was Wilkes, who had not reappeared. I was
+beginning to wish he would come back and set a good example, when at
+length Sebastian Markheim and dear Mr. Pegg returned unharmed, and
+announced that they had discovered nothing out of the way.
+
+"And not a trace of the horse thieves, either!" said Mr. Pegg. "It's
+clouded over outside--rain before long, and no use going off without a
+trail of any kind before morning. Better wait for the sheriff."
+
+"I'd say so, pa," said Peaches. "I wish you'd speak to the help, Mark!
+They act like a bunch of scared steers."
+
+"Sit down!" commanded Mr. Markheim to his household generally, his hair
+wilder than ever, his eyes fairly popping out of his head with anger.
+"Nobody is to leave the hall until I give permission. Where the hell is
+that food I ordered?"
+
+Somebody rang a bell for him, and after a very short wait Wilkes
+entered, accompanied by one of the footmen, who bore a tray containing
+some most welcome refreshment. Peaches and I declined the drink, but
+Sebastian took three in quick succession.
+
+"Terribly upset, terribly upset!" he remarked as he set down his glass
+and refilled it. "Somebody is going to pay for this! Where the devil are
+the police?"
+
+"They are coming a long way pretty late at night," remarked Peaches. "I
+don't know that I'd come at all in their place, Mark."
+
+He simply glared at her and bit into a cheese sandwich. And then we
+settled down more or less restlessly to a quarter of an hour of waiting,
+dividing our attention between the sandwiches, repetition of the obvious
+facts of the situation, and glances at Markheim's wrist watch.
+
+At length we heard the siren of an automobile at the gates below the
+hill, and in a few moments more, Wilkes, still the most self-possessed
+servant present, opened the door to admit the inspector from Tarrytown,
+who came accompanied by an officer and a third man in plain
+clothes--presumably a detective.
+
+"Good evening--or rather good morning, inspector!" said Mr. Markheim,
+rising to greet him. "Sorry to have brought you out, but it's not a
+common burglary at all."
+
+"It's usual to report such things," replied the inspector. "We came as
+quickly as possible. Nobody hurt, was there?"
+
+"No," said Markheim. "But a picture has been stolen."
+
+The faces of all three newcomers expressed a disgust that was so
+apparent as to bring a smile even to the face of our profoundly troubled
+host.
+
+"Wait!" he said. "Did you ever hear of the Madonna of the Lamp,
+inspector?"
+
+"Can't say that I did," the police official admitted. "And I'm a pretty
+good Catholic myself."
+
+"Well--it's a painting," Markheim explained, concealing his impatience
+as best he could, which in point of fact is not saying a great deal for
+his power of self-control. "It is not only a painting but a very famous
+one."
+
+"Kind of an antique, eh?" suggested the officer.
+
+"Not only an antique but one of the most famous and valuable paintings
+in the world. I paid five hundred thousand dollars for it."
+
+At length officialdom seemed impressed.
+
+"And it's been stolen?" said the spokesman of the law.
+
+"What else under God's heaven did you think I sent for you about?"
+Markheim exploded. "You don't seem to understand this at all!"
+
+"Italian, eh?" said the man in plain clothing. "International
+complications are very possible if the thing gets too much publicity.
+That's about the idea, isn't it?"
+
+Markheim turned on him in some surprise.
+
+"You seem to know a lot about the Italian Government's theories of
+ownership!" he snarled.
+
+"So it was brought into the country illegally!" commented the detective.
+"Captain," he went on, addressing the now frankly bewildered officer,
+"you see this picture is not only far more valuable than most great
+jewels but it has a past almost as complicated as the Hope diamond. It's
+not unusual that a world-famous work of art should find its way out of
+Italy in spite of the Italian law, which forbids the export of such
+things, but the theft is far more remarkable than that of any jewel
+could possibly be, inasmuch as the supreme difficulty of disposing of
+the painting once it was stolen is obvious--that's right, isn't it, Mr.
+Markheim?"
+
+"You explain it very well, very well," replied Markheim, nervous and
+excited--and truth to tell not a little affected by the cocktails he had
+imbibed. It was most precarious, taking so many upon an empty stomach,
+as he should have known. "You have a very clear idea, young man--though
+allow me to make it plain that I was in no way involved in the original
+affair of bringing this canvas into the United States. I had nothing
+whatsoever to do with it--nothing."
+
+"You merely paid five hundred thousand for it after it got here,"
+remarked Peaches. "I see."
+
+The remark, however, seemed to pass unnoticed by anyone save myself.
+
+"Have you any suspicion as to who the thief might have been, Mr.
+Markheim?" asked the inspector, visibly impressed by the huge sum at
+which the picture was valued.
+
+"Not a very clear suspicion," replied Sebastian.
+
+"Then there is some one?" queried the officer, taking out his notebook
+and pencil in an important manner.
+
+"We had some trouble last night," replied Mr. Markheim. "Miss Talbot
+here thought she saw two men in the garden, and came downstairs."
+
+"Ah!" remarked the inspector, scribbling. "Did you get a good look at
+them, Miss Talbot?"
+
+"Just a glimpse," I replied.
+
+"And where were you when you saw them?" he went on.
+
+For a moment I was nonplussed. Then I recollected that I was not under
+oath, and told as much of the truth as I deemed warrantable or indeed
+necessary.
+
+"I was at an upper window," I returned with dignity. "I had gone
+upstairs for the night."
+
+"Ah!" said the inspector, writing it down. "Could you identify them?"
+
+"Well, one had a funny hat," I said. "I think I would know it again. It
+was straw--like this young man's." I pointed at the detective, to whom I
+had taken a dislike--he was altogether too clever to be satisfactory. At
+once everybody stared at him with suspicion, and the fact gave me
+considerable comfort. Even the inspector glanced at the young man
+unpleasantly as he wrote down "straw-hat."
+
+"Did you see anything else?" the inspector went on.
+
+Again I hesitated, for Peaches' eyes were upon me, forbidding me to
+speak. I could plainly discern that if I told of the circumstances under
+which I had come upon Wilkes in the library she intended to have what
+she would have called "an all-round showdown"--a card term, I believe.
+And so on second consideration I decided to hold my tongue. After all I
+was not a professional detective; let those who were go ahead and
+detect.
+
+"I merely met one of the menservants who had also seen the intruders," I
+replied. "And together we roused, or rather found the watchman, and
+informed him of what we had seen."
+
+"Where is this manservant?" asked the officer. And Wilkes stepped
+forward.
+
+"Now what did you see?" asked the inquisitor.
+
+"I was awake late, sir," replied Wilkes, "and fancied I heard an unusual
+noise. It might have been Miss Talbot, sir, but I rather think it was
+the men she speaks of, sir. The watchman, Pedro, and I went the rounds
+together but found nothing. He hadn't heard anything, it seems."
+
+"That will do for now," said the officer. "Now, for Pedro--is he
+present?"
+
+"He has been missing since this--I mean since early yesterday morning,"
+put in Markheim. "Very good man, very good man--I can't understand it,
+really!"
+
+"Well, perhaps you will understand when we locate him!" replied the law
+grimly. "And now, if you please, is there any other member of the
+household missing?"
+
+"No--all here," replied Markheim. "Would you care to take a look now at
+the room from which the picture was stolen, Mister Inspector?"
+
+"If you please," said that official. "If you will just show me."
+
+Without more ado Sebastian Markheim led the way down the corridor to the
+library, followed closely by the police and that nasty smart little
+detective, while Mr. Pegg, Alicia and myself brought up the rear. I
+noticed that Peaches scrutinized Wilkes' face with a long, searching
+glance as she passed him, but the man remained motionless and
+expressionless as a wooden image. I could have slapped her for her
+behavior! But I was not fated to have the opportunity for any such
+chastisement, or even to think to rebuke her properly, for a cry from
+Sebastian Markheim's lips as he entered the library door sent us all
+hurrying after him pell-mell.
+
+And no wonder he had called out in his amazement, for upon entering, lo,
+there was the Madonna of the Lamp smiling down from her frame as
+serenely as if she had never been disturbed from it at all!
+
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+
+In one of his discourses upon the art of narrative, whether of fiction
+or fact, my dear father remarks on the difficulties pertaining to
+narration in the first person. "For it invariably happens," he says,
+"that some portion of those events to which the narrator is party, or
+which directly affects his subsequent actions, will be enacted while he
+is absent, but which must nevertheless be described by him in order that
+the sequence of the tale be fully comprehended by the reader.
+Nevertheless the events so recorded must perforce be obtained at
+secondhand, and suffer to a certain degree in their quality of
+convincingness by reason of their losing direct contact with the author;
+and however credible the witness from whom the facts are obtained, they
+must naturally take a certain color from his own personality, and hence
+a deplorable lack of continuity occurs, which greatly weakens the
+credibility of the tale."
+
+Very interesting, too, and eminently correct, though I confess that the
+paragraph, while perfectly familiar to me because of my diligent study
+of my dear father's writings, was never so clear to me as when I came
+upon a practical application of it in my own experience; a thought which
+has very likely occurred to more than one person who has had some sudden
+occasion to perceive the fundamental truth of a familiar copy-book
+axiom, such as "Honesty is the best policy," if you understand me. But I
+digress--or rather, what I mean is this: That while I undertook the
+writing of this chronicle in order to refute a false impression which
+the newspapers had created regarding the name of Talbot, and also to
+retrieve the fair and unsullied name of the Peggs, I find to my dismay
+that as I reach the crux of the whole matter, I was not actually present
+at some of the most important events with which my narrative has to
+deal, and that I must therefore rely on Peaches' account of it. That she
+was fairly accurate in her statement I feel reasonably certain; but I
+must confess to some chagrin at missing the best part of the story. It
+seems to have been my fortune through life to take an active part merely
+through inadvertence.
+
+And yet I scarcely perceive how I could very well have been there when
+it happened. Two elements intervened to prevent it--an overwhelming
+desire for the sleep of which I had been deprived for the best part of
+two nights, and the natural desire on Peaches' part that she have
+privacy for what she was about to do. Which, of course, did not develop
+until after the departure of the police inspector and his henchmen.
+
+In the first place, of course, we were simply dumfounded at finding the
+Madonna of the Lamp in her proper place. How it had got there and by
+whom it was returned was an overwhelming mystery. No less astonishing
+was the question as to where it had been during its absence. I am quite
+sure that the policemen felt that a hoax of some kind had been
+perpetrated and they were not to blame for experiencing a very
+considerable annoyance at being pulled out of bed or out of office or
+some such thing and motoring all that long way for nothing. They were
+distinctly annoyed. That is, all except the little one without a
+uniform, who it later developed was not a detective at all. Indeed at
+the time we should have realized that he was altogether too clever for a
+detective. He was, in point of fact, a newspaper reporter. And it was
+through his efforts that we were subjected to all the mortification of
+so much publicity.
+
+Well, at any rate, he was the only person who did not seem to think he
+had been disturbed for nothing. On the contrary, he made a number of
+notes about the picture, the painter of it, the name and status of every
+person present, with a fiendish correctness; no detail of possible
+interest to the public eluded him. And no wonder his printed version was
+so completely correct, as, under the impression that he was an officer
+of the law, I myself supplied the information.
+
+It was almost another hour before the excitement died down, the three
+men took their departure, and the servants were packed off to bed.
+
+I regret that it is here necessary to chronicle the fact that Mr.
+Markheim had taken rather too many cocktails; but such is the painful
+truth. His wealth having made a large cellar possible, he was inclined
+to prodigality in this direction, and each of the series of nervous
+shocks which he experienced served as an excuse for another drink. And
+when the last servant, including Wilkes, had gone upstairs, he was, I
+must admit it, quite elevated by the alcoholic stimulants in which he
+had indulged upon his own prescription. In rather simpler language, Mr.
+Pegg crudely referred to his prospective son-in-law as having "a
+considerable snoot full." An unscientific but descriptive statement.
+
+"Well--I am going to hit the old alfalfa!" Pinto announced. "Time for
+everybody to turn in!"
+
+"I'm going to sit on this sofa all night!" announced Sebastian with
+alcoholic determination. "Can't tell, can't tell, they might come back!"
+
+"Oh, might they!" said Mr. Pegg. "Well, I don't care to see the
+beauties. I have an idea that they will let that oil painting alone for
+quite a season now. Good night."
+
+"Come, Peaches," I said stiffly, for Sebastian was not a sight to
+inspire much liking or approval. "Come on to bed, that's a good girl."
+
+There was a curious gleam in that young woman's golden eyes, however,
+and her mouth had a set look about it which I had never seen there
+before except upon one occasion; and that was on the ranch when one of
+the Japanese foremen was insolent to her. He went away like a whipped
+dog, I recall, and afterward proved himself the best man we had. And to
+do this with a Jap is an achievement, I assure you. And all she had done
+was to speak to him. She was no shrew, but she had a sharp way of
+presenting an unpleasant truth. I glanced at the recumbent Markheim in
+pity, even before she answered me.
+
+"I have something to say to Mark," she replied quietly. "I will come up
+later. Don't wait for me."
+
+Well, what could a chaperon do under these conditions except comply?
+Besides, I have not the vitality of extreme youth, and sleep was on the
+very verge of overwhelming me. Besides, which, Mr. Pegg exchanged a
+glance with me, which reƫnforced his daughter's request; and so saying
+good night to the engaged pair we left them and climbed the stairs in
+company. In another hour it would be dawn and the house was very
+ghostly. It was immensely comforting to have dear Mr. Pegg accompany me
+to my door, though once there he sprang a rather disconcerting
+surprise.
+
+"Say--do you know what book that was Peaches came down to get?" he asked
+with twinkling eyes as he opened my door for me. "Rather curious reading
+for a young girl. I don't want her tastes to get perverted."
+
+"What--what book was it?" I inquired, disturbed.
+
+"You ought to look after what she reads more carefully," said her father
+with some severity. "It was Kimball's Commercial Arithmetic. Good-night,
+Miss Free!"
+
+And with that he was gone, leaving me to digest his statement as best I
+could. However, the significance of the remark was soon obliterated by a
+heavy slumber which lasted until I was roused by Peaches, who brought me
+an eleven-o'clock breakfast and the astonishing story of what occurred
+after I had retired. I will not attempt to tell it in her own language,
+for she was incurably given to the use of slang, but will endeavor to
+present in their proper sequence the events as they occurred.
+
+As soon as Peaches was left alone with her fiancƩ the disgust and
+repulsion which had been rapidly mounting in her breast all evening
+reached its apex in expression. True, Sebastian Markheim was no
+different from what he had been right along--a little less attractive,
+rather more grotesquely disordered and a little more drunken, perhaps,
+but Markheim just the same--slightly accented, that was all. But the
+small exaggerations were enough to drive her wild. Coming to light as
+they did at a moment when she was at the highest possible tension, when
+for forty-eight hours she had been living with the animate ghost of her
+old and far deeper love, the spectacle of this disorganized little
+millionaire with his ungroomed head, his preposterous purple satin
+wrapper, his stupid drunkenness and his ineffective querulousness about
+his picture was too much for her. The very thought of marrying him
+became more than the mere impossibility which it had been from the
+moment when her memories of Sandro had been quickened into new life.
+This marriage, now only a few weeks distant, became an actual horror.
+She felt unable to face the thought of it another hour. And so, despite
+his condition, she set about making a clean break.
+
+"Mark," said she in a low strained voice, towering over him as he sat in
+a crumpled heap upon the big sofa before the fire place, "Mark--I am not
+going to marry you."
+
+"Eh? What's that, what's that?" said he.
+
+"I said that it's all off!" Peaches affirmed. "I couldn't marry you--not
+on a bet. I'm awfully sorry of course. Will you forgive me?"
+
+"Forgive you!" he said, getting to his feet and seizing her by the hand.
+"Here--sit down a minute--you can't do that, you know--sit down and
+let's talk this over!"
+
+She did not want to do so, but his grip upon her arm was strong, and
+rather than cross him she complied.
+
+"You don't understand--I'm breaking it off," she said firmly.
+
+"But what have I done?" Sebastian asked. "Come on now--don't be mad at
+me! Didn't I pet you enough to-night? Come--give us a kiss and forget
+it!"
+
+"I don't want to kiss you!" said Peaches, drawing away from his advance.
+"Please, Mark! I'm trying to tell you that I had the wrong dope--I never
+loved you enough to marry you, and to-night I got a gleam of light I
+can't go through with it."
+
+"Not go through with it!" he replied sullenly. As the fact that she
+really meant what she said slowly penetrated to his befuddled brain a
+look of anger took the place of the maudlin affection which had been in
+his face a moment before. "Not go through with it--but you--you
+promised. Why, the wedding invitations go out to-morrow--impossible not
+to go through with it!"
+
+"I'm sorry--but you heard me," said she. "I don't love you."
+
+"But I love you!" he burst out. "And as for love--you don't know
+anything about it. What can a great big kid like you know about love?
+You'll love me when we are married! Stop your nonsense and give us a
+kiss!"
+
+He made a lunge at her, which she managed to evade, moving over to the
+opposite end of the sofa. But quick as a cat Markheim was after her. He
+was just drunk enough to have lost his head, but not drunk enough to be
+clumsy. It was at this moment that Peaches began to be afraid of him.
+
+"No, no!" she cried, trying to get away from his pudgy hands. "I tell
+you I don't love you--please! Let me alone. Mark, don't make me afraid!"
+
+"Why should you be afraid?" he asked thickly. "You are going to marry
+me--do you hear? I've stood your offishness long enough. I've kept away
+from you whenever you said. I've been a fool! But you are mine,
+understand? Mine! You've promised. Everyone knows it, and by heaven I'll
+take you when I see fit. Come here!"
+
+Peaches felt as if she were caught in the meshes of some horrid dream.
+With a sudden wrench she broke loose from him, darting round the end of
+the sofa. But with an amazing agility Markheim vaulted the back and was
+after her, hot in a pursuit made silent by the thickness of the heavy
+carpet, their panting breath the only noise in the big room. A single
+lamp was the only light, but it was enough to show her his face, purple,
+bestial--suggesting a chasm of horror.
+
+Swift as she was she could not escape him. He was at the door behind
+her, barring her way, smiling terribly. Then at the French windows as
+quickly as she reached them, his hot moist hands upon hers, even as she
+seized the knob. Then back across the room again in fierce pursuit. He
+seemed to have gone quite mad and become possessed with an uncanny
+swiftness and strength. Then Peaches stumbled across a great chair, and
+in another instant his arms were about her, his hot breath upon her
+face.
+
+"Help!" she cried, struggling to release her hands, which he held behind
+her back. "Help! Sebastian--you beast--let me go, let me go!"
+
+And then the whirlwind happened. Some terrific force like a giant cloud
+of vengeance tore the satyr from her; and there was Sandro, his face
+white and fierce. With a single gesture he had thrown Markheim half
+across the room, and stood with squared fists waiting for the assault
+which came almost at once.
+
+"You rotter!" sang out the newcomer. "Take your dirty hide out of here!"
+
+With a howl of rage and surprise Markheim picked himself up and came at
+his manservant with purple face and popping eyes.
+
+"What the hell are you doing here?" he shouted. "Leave the room!"
+
+"Not until I've given you the thrashing of your life!" replied the
+valet. "Come and get your punishment if you won't clear out!"
+
+And Markheim came. With a roar he flew at the man, striking blindly,
+wildly, and uttering a volley of language which was in itself a shower
+of blows. How long they fought Peaches hardly knows. Crouched against
+the mantelshelf as if seeking the protection of the calmly smiling
+Virgin above, she watched the two men struggle to a finish. She was
+fascinated, terrified, and at the same time fiercely exalted. The end
+came abruptly, with Markheim sprawling on the floor, and Sandro slowly
+raising himself to a towering figure of contemptuous victory above his
+employer.
+
+"Get up!" he said, panting, as he administered a kick to the prostrate
+body of the other man. "That will do, I expect. Get up!"
+
+Moaning, Sebastian obeyed, his face streaked with blood from a cut upon
+his forehead, his left eye swollen and rapidly turning as purple as the
+tattered remains of his dressing gown.
+
+"I'll have the law on you for this!" he warned, fumbling for his
+handkerchief.
+
+"Come here!" commanded the servant in a voice of authority.
+
+"Help!" squeaked Markheim. But before he could utter another sound
+Wilkes had him by the collar, and was dragging him to where Peaches
+still cowered against the wall.
+
+"None of that nonsense!" commanded Sandro. "If you yell I'll have to
+give you another drubbing. Now get down on your knees and ask her
+pardon!"
+
+For an instant Markheim attempted to disobey. But his captor raised his
+hand and as though at a signal Sebastian fell groveling on the floor
+before Peaches, bubbling repentance--a loathsomely servile thing from
+which she shrank.
+
+"Oh, take him away!" she begged. "I hate him so! Take him away!"
+
+"You hear what she says!" said her rescuer grimly. "Go now! Make haste
+or I will throw you out!"
+
+With some difficulty Markheim got upon his feet and made for the door.
+
+"The police!" he said. "I will have the police! Oh, my face--my face!"
+
+He had found his handkerchief now, and staggered out of the room,
+holding it to his wound and mumbling imprecations.
+
+Slowly Peaches emerged from her torpor of fright and looked at the man
+who an hour earlier had been a servant. He was transformed. His
+shoulders were squared, his eyes alive, his face flushed--he was her
+boy-lover again. There was no mistake. Now she knew him beyond the
+shadow of a doubt. If she had ever really questioned his identity, from
+this moment there was no room for questioning left. All the tightening
+of her heartstrings, long drawn taut by repression, relaxed. It was as
+if her whole being had suddenly been flooded with warm sunlight.
+
+"Sandro!" she said, going toward him with outstretched arms. "Sandro, my
+love, my love!"
+
+For one second she saw the unwitting, involuntary response in his eyes.
+Then he looked down, that she might not behold it, and drawing himself
+up he clicked his heels together and bowed. Though he trembled as he did
+so, his voice was controlled.
+
+"Miss Pegg," he said, "I--I am happy to have served you! Good night."
+
+"Sandro!" cried Peaches. "Why do you pretend? I know you--I know. You
+couldn't fool me now! My dear, I thought that you were dead. But even on
+the day we got here I knew you--I knew you in the hall, that first
+moment. Oh, why do you keep away from me like that? Don't you love
+me--don't you want me? Why do you pretend?"
+
+"Don't! Please!" he entreated. "Miss Pegg, I--am just a servant in this
+house!"
+
+"I don't care what you are!" she cried recklessly. "You are Sandy. I
+know you and I love you."
+
+"My God!" he said, the familiar pet name striking home at last. "Don't!
+You cannot understand my position. I tell you I am a servant. It is some
+chance resemblance."
+
+She switched on the main light then and came nearer, scanning his face
+closely. His hands clenched at his sides, but otherwise he remained
+immovable.
+
+"You cannot make me doubt," she said at length. "You are Sandro di
+Monteventi, who was reported killed at----"
+
+"Miss Pegg--don't make it too hard!" he said humbly. "Will you not
+accept my statement and let me go?
+
+"No!" she said fiercely. "Because I know who you are--and because I know
+that you love me. There! I have told the truth!"
+
+"It is true that I love you," he admitted. "One need not have seen you
+for longer than a day for that. But why do you persist I am this
+stranger?"
+
+"Because I know it!" she declared.
+
+"You could not prove it!" he said simply.
+
+"I don't have to!" she said, going closer. "Oh, Sandy, Sandy, I love you
+so! I have been hungry for you such a long, long time!"
+
+She slipped her arms round his neck. And then for a long while she was
+not conscious of anything except his lips upon hers, and the blessed
+iron strength of his arms about her. At length he drew away, just far
+enough to look into her eyes.
+
+"Merciful Madonna!" he breathed. "You are too much for my poor strength.
+I have no right to touch you--but how I love you!"
+
+"I knew it! I knew it!" cried Peaches, wild with triumphant happiness,
+"you'll never get away from me again, Sandro mio!"
+
+But he pushed her from him roughly.
+
+"No, no!" he said. "I--you are wrong! You have got to believe you are
+wrong, even though you hate yourself and me as well for the glimpse of
+heaven you have given me."
+
+But she could not let him go.
+
+"Have I got to have any other proof?" she laughed. "Oh, my dear, my
+dear! Good heavens--what is it?" she added in a changed tone, for he was
+looking over her shoulder toward the end of the room with an expression
+as if he had seen a ghost.
+
+Automatically she turned to follow the direction of his gaze, and almost
+instantly encountered another pair of eyes set deep in a white face that
+stared in at the window. In another instant it was gone, and like a
+flash her companion had seized her by the elbows and was holding her
+with a gaze that riveted her attention.
+
+"See here!" he said rapidly. "I've got to leave you. They've got me this
+time, I'm afraid. But I'll make a dash for it. Say nothing if I get
+away. Silence will help me most. And no matter who I am, I love you. It
+will not hurt you to know that. Good-by!"
+
+Abruptly he was gone, slipping from the great room as noiselessly as he
+had entered it, his going swift as a shadow, and leaving Peaches
+temporarily paralyzed and at a loss. With a tremendous effort she pulled
+her wits together and started for the doorway through which he had
+vanished. To reach it she had to pass the mantelpiece, and as she did so
+she automatically raised her eyes to the painting whose calm beauty had
+been the cause of so much turmoil, and a curious glitter on the lower
+edge of the frame caught her eye. The flash was such a brilliant one
+that despite her pre-occupation she stopped to examine its source. And
+then with a little cry of triumph she stretched out her hand toward it.
+
+On the lower carvings of the ornate Florentine frame lay a little gold
+penknife studded with diamonds--her own jeweled penknife, the one with
+which Sandro di Monteventi had cut that long-faded rose in the garden at
+San Remo--the precious trinket which she had given him for a keepsake.
+The proof! It was the proof positive! In a single flash a great deal
+became clear. He had left it there earlier in the evening--at the time
+the picture was missed--perhaps at the time it was put back!--and
+missing it he had later returned to retrieve it when he fancied that
+every one was asleep, and so had stumbled upon her scene with Markheim,
+and come to her rescue. Seizing the tell-tale toy she kissed it wildly
+and started for the door.
+
+"Sandro! I have proof!" she cried, though she knew he could not hear
+her.
+
+"Proof of what, signorina?" said a voice in the doorway. And there,
+blocking the entrance to the corridor, was the figure of a bearded man.
+With a cry Peaches shrank back, instinctively hiding the knife in the
+palm of her hand. The intruder had a sinister look. His hat was pulled
+well down over his eyes and his coat collar was pulled up about his
+ears.
+
+"What do you want?" demanded Peaches huskily. "What are you doing here?"
+
+She was retreating toward the bell as she spoke, the man's gaze
+following her action without protest. Coming well into the room he
+removed his hat, shaking a few drops from it as he did so. The shoulders
+of the coat were also wet. Evidently it was raining heavily outside. His
+face as revealed in the stronger light was less alarming, and he spoke
+in an even tone.
+
+"Ring by all means!" said he. "Bring help as soon as possible! As for
+who I am," he went on, throwing back his wet coat and revealing a silver
+badge, "I am Pedro, the missing night watchman, and I have a warrant of
+extradition for the arrest of Sandro di Monteventi, alias The
+Eel--wanted by the International Secret Service for the theft of the
+Scarpia panels and sundry charges."
+
+"Go on, ring, miss," said a second man, following in on the heels of the
+first; a man whom Peaches instantly recognized as the face at the
+window. "Ring, please--we know he is in the house--and incidentally
+don't you try to get away. We want to talk to you--you seemed to know
+him rather well."
+
+
+
+
+XV
+
+
+With a violent movement Peaches rang the bell. And almost at once the
+house was again in confusion. The two newcomers, backed by the cursing
+Markheim and aided by Mr. Pegg, made straight for the room occupied by
+Sandro. Peaches followed in their wake, and saw them batter down the
+door--to find an empty room and a gaping window.
+
+Of course! The idiots! Now if they had only had sense enough to wake me
+up I could have told them better! But no, they let me sleep--sleep, mind
+you, when all this, as it were, human motion picture was proceeding
+right under my very nose! I feel outraged, indignant, as I consider the
+lack of forethought and consideration which this lack of attention
+evidenced. Of course the duke escaped--the ninnies should have left some
+one outside in the garden--and their excuse that they did not believe
+that he could escape so rapidly from the third story of the house would
+have been made quite unnecessary if I had been there to inform them of
+his nocturnal wanderings as known to me.
+
+Really, as I listened to Peaches' recital I became quite distinctly
+vexed. The fate by which I seemed doomed to remain a bystander looking
+on at life from a safe distance or merely to be told about it at
+secondhand or to read of it in printed form was really too annoying.
+Despite my utmost endeavor I was apparently to be cheated of active
+participation in the great drama of existence.
+
+But no one could look at Peaches' pale and suffering beauty for long and
+remain unindulgent. And as I lay in the great bed enjoying the tea and
+toast which she had so thoughtfully brought me I restrained the comments
+which sprang to my lips and merely asked, "What happened then?"
+
+"We came downstairs," said Peaches slowly, twisting the amber beads
+about her throat, "Mark, pa and myself along with these two cowbird
+detectives. I tell you, Free, I just could hardly believe the story they
+told. But I had to, in the end. You see, for one thing, as I sat there I
+began to realize I had seen the Pedro once before."
+
+"Where?"
+
+"In a London movie house--and in a hotel bedroom at Monte Carlo," said
+she significantly.
+
+"There!" I cried. "I foiled him twice, you see! Now it's a lucky thing I
+wasn't there last night, isn't it? Humph! I'd probably have defeated
+justice again! But what did he say?"
+
+"He's been after Sandro for years," she narrated. "I am afraid there
+isn't the shadow of a doubt, Free, but that Sandy is the cleverest
+picture thief in the world. They have almost got him half a dozen times,
+but never with conclusive evidence. And thank God, they didn't get him
+this time, either--not yet at least! Why, do you know, they are certain
+that he took the Scarpia panels? It seems, if you remember, that they
+thought that they had been found in the cellar. But it wasn't the
+originals that they found. They were reproductions--synthetic pictures,
+like a near-ruby--do you get me?"
+
+"But the recovery was reported in the papers," I objected.
+
+"The French Government hushed the matter up in order to try and catch
+him off his guard," she went on. "And, Free, that's just what he has
+done in this very house."
+
+"How do you mean--explain yourself grammatically if possible," said I.
+
+"I mean that the Madonna of the Lamp which is hanging in the library at
+this moment is the bunk," replied Peaches earnestly. "It's a
+fake--painted on new canvas and nicely antiqued. The cops took it down
+and showed it to us."
+
+"And what did he want to steal a fake for?" I demanded.
+
+"He didn't want to steal a fake, you dear old prune!" said Peaches, half
+laughing. "He wanted to steal the original, and that's exactly what he
+did."
+
+"And got away with it!" I gasped, astonished into a colloquialism. "But
+when and how on earth?"
+
+"Very simple, but clever," she told me, quite as if it were to the young
+man's credit. "He had this fake all ready on a stretcher in his room. He
+took the original, stretcher and all, out of the frame and upstairs,
+where he unmounted it and hid it--it isn't large, you know. And then,
+before he could slip the substitute into place, you and I came in from
+the garden--from the garden where we had been waiting for him
+to--to----"
+
+Here she broke off and began to laugh hysterically.
+
+"Come, come, my dear!" I cried. "Don't do that--just remember what a
+lucky escape you have had. So we interrupted him before he could put the
+substitute in place! Well, land of goodness! I do recall that he was
+all dressed when he came down stairs at Mr. Markheim's command! Go on,
+do, my dear!"
+
+"Well," said Peaches, complying with renewed composure, "this Pedro-bird
+claims that Sandy slipped it in while we were all out in the hall with
+the servants and he was in and out apparently taking care of Markheim's
+orders. If the secret-service men hadn't been on the job Sandy would in
+all probability have simply stayed his two weeks out as a quiet
+well-behaved servant, and then gone away with a first-class reference
+and the original Madonna, and the substitution might never have been
+found out, or it might have been years--until some feast was held by a
+lot of experts at Mark's invitation--who knows! And he's been doing this
+sort of thing for years and years!"
+
+"Extraordinary! Most extraordinary!" I exclaimed, pulling off my
+nightcap and starting to rise. "I must really dress and descend to take
+a look at that picture and the scene of the crime!"
+
+"You can't!" said Peaches, suddenly listless. "You can't--we are both
+locked in!"
+
+I could scarcely believe my ears. But Peaches was in earnest, there was
+no doubt about that.
+
+"Locked in!" I repeated incredulously. "What on earth are you saying,
+Alicia Pegg?"
+
+"I was saying a mouthful!" she responded. "Pa has locked us in."
+
+"But what for?" I demanded with proper indignation.
+
+"I told him I was going to follow Sandro," said Peaches, as if the
+explanation was the most obvious thing possible and she were just a
+trifle impatient of my stupidity.
+
+"Are you crazy?" I cried. "Follow him--follow that thief--that--that
+scoundrel? Aren't the police following him? Isn't that following
+enough?"
+
+"That's just why," she announced. "Wherever he is--wherever he goes, I
+am going too. After last night I can't do anything else. And if it's to
+jail--all right, I'll go to jail. But I won't stay away from him, and I
+will find him if the secret-service can't, and I hope most heartily they
+will make a flivver of it. And I'll never leave him again--believe me!"
+
+I was obliged to believe her. I had, indeed, only to look at her in
+order to do so. And as I looked, a gleam of human intelligence broke
+into my brain.
+
+"Peaches," I said solemnly, "did you tell on Markheim?"
+
+"Of course not!" she said, flushing hotly. "He--wasn't himself; I
+realize that now."
+
+"So you just told your father that you are through with Markheim and are
+in love with the duke?"
+
+She nodded dumbly.
+
+"No wonder he locked you up!" I gasped, falling back on the pillows.
+
+"Locked me up and said the marriage would go ahead as per schedule," she
+announced grimly. "Which is bunk of course. The point is--what shall we
+do about it?"
+
+"Have they caught the duke?" I inquired.
+
+"I don't believe so," said she. "There is nothing to that effect in the
+early afternoon newspapers from New York, though there's plenty about
+the robbery. Take a look!"
+
+"Let me see!" I exclaimed, stretching out my hand for the paper.
+
+And forthwith she spread the lurid sheets before my distressed eyes. The
+headlines were of the variety known as "scare." Not the German
+ex-Kaiser himself, or even a Bolshevist labor leader was ever presented
+in larger type than was the lurid announcement of the attempted robbery.
+And all our names were mentioned--even that of Talbot--the sacred family
+name, which we had kept inviolate for generations against all newspaper
+publicity excepting only mention in the society and political columns.
+For, of course, the difference between one's appearing as a social or
+political item and as a piece of mere vulgar news must at once be
+apparent to any reader of refined upbringing. And never before had the
+Talbots been news. I dreaded to think how my sister Euphemia would take
+it should the article chance to meet her eye. She might eventually
+forgive me much; but I seriously doubted whether her charity would ever
+extend over newspaper headlines. Alas! This was but a foretaste of what
+was to come!
+
+But much as the reporters had to say of the splendor of Sebastian
+Markheim's mansion and the beauty of Sebastian Markheim's fiancƩe, whose
+coming marriage would be of the greatest social consequence, uniting the
+greatest fortune of the East with the greatest fortune of the Western
+Coast, and so on, and though it was further replete with details of the
+method by which the robbery had been committed, together with a florid
+account of the robber's high station in life, his heroic action in
+battle, where he was supposed to have been killed while defending a
+position single-handed in a rocky pass during the Austrian invasion,
+thereby enabling the rest of his brigade to escape--nothing indicated
+that his capture was at this time considered very likely. The
+authorities were full of assurances but rather short on facts, to all
+appearances.
+
+"Well, now, Alicia, my dear," I remarked when I had satisfied myself
+that no detail of importance had escaped me in my perusal of the printed
+account of our affair--"now, Alicia, my dear," said I. "I feel it
+incumbent to be quite sure that you know what you are saying when you
+announce your intention of linking your life with that of this wild
+young Italian--always provided that the gallows does not get him before
+you do. Can't you reconcile yourself to the idea that he is a thief, no
+matter how titled, and that therefore he is no match for an honest
+American girl?"
+
+"Oh, cut the moralizing, Free!" interrupted Peaches. "I am in love with
+him, I tell you. And I have sufficient faith in my own integrity to
+believe that this wouldn't be true if he really was the yellow dog
+everybody seems bent on trying to make him out. Now I've got a hunch--a
+mighty straight hunch that he is O. K. There's more to this than we
+know. Maybe the old picture belonged to his great-grandmother or
+something, and he's only taking it back. How do you know he isn't doing
+just that very thing?"
+
+"But the Scarpia panels didn't belong to his grandmother," I answered
+smartly.
+
+"But they haven't got the goods on him for those other deals," she
+retorted. "And if they had, I'd still be crazy about him. Freedom, this
+is a question of the rest of my life. You've got to take my side."
+
+"But what are you--we going to do?" I pleaded, bewildered by her
+intensity. "And what is all this nonsense about our being locked in
+these rooms?"
+
+"You just try to get out and see if it's nonsense," replied Peaches.
+"You were asleep when they locked me in, and as there is no lock on the
+doors between our rooms they locked you too. I wouldn't let them
+disturb you, not only because you were so tired but because I knew damn
+well that if I let you out I wouldn't get this chance to talk to you."
+
+"Well, this is outrageous!" I exclaimed, rising in good earnest this
+time. "We shall see whether your father can imprison two adult women in
+a free country to suit his whim! I shall make my toilet at once and then
+we shall see what we shall see!"
+
+"Better hurry up then!" replied Peaches. "Because they--he and Mark--are
+going to the city on the twelve-o'clock train. Don't you remember why we
+came home early last night?"
+
+Last night seemed a thousand years ago. But she was quite right; I did
+recall the fact, and accordingly made all possible haste, Peaches
+assisting me.
+
+"Now look here, you flighty young thing!" she warned. "Don't do anything
+rash! Remember, you are the only person I have to depend on for help.
+Don't go get yourself kept away from me now!"
+
+"I must and shall interview your father," I protested. "But perhaps if
+you would be kind enough to give me an idea of what you intend doing I
+shall be in a better position to be of assistance."
+
+"I'm going to leave this house before another twenty-four hours are
+over," she declared firmly. "If you can persuade pa to let me go like a
+human, and come along with me, so much the better. If not, I'll have to
+go some other way that may not be as agreeable to him in the long run."
+
+"Why not let me tell him about that terrible performance of Mr.
+Markheim's?" I suggested. "That will be sufficient, or I mistake your
+father greatly."
+
+"Sure it would be sufficient," said Peaches. "But then I'd have to give
+myself away pretty badly, wouldn't I? And there might be a roughhouse.
+Pa is a dead shot and I'd rather get him out of shooting distance before
+I break the information to him. At present he just about thinks I'm
+crazy in the head."
+
+"Well, I'll do what I can to persuade him that this is the twentieth
+century and not the middle ages!" I responded. "This indignity certainly
+cannot be allowed to continue. But suppose you--we do get away from here
+to-day, what then? How do you propose to find a thief that the police
+will have a hard time discovering?"
+
+"I don't propose," said Peaches. "I intend. That's a whole lot stronger.
+How, I haven't the remotest idea. But it's plain enough I can't do
+anything while they've got me cooped up like a marketable yearling, can
+I? Let's get out of this, that's the first thing to accomplish."
+
+"Very well," I agreed, gathering up my reticule and taking up the
+house-telephone receiver.
+
+I asked to speak with Mr. Pegg. The request was at once attended to by
+the footman who responded, and in a tone which brooked no delay I
+commanded the Citrus King to come upstairs and release me. My tone must
+have foreshadowed the mood I was in, for he responded as if by magic. In
+less than five minutes I was face to face with him in the hall.
+
+"Come on over and sit down in the conservatory, Miss Free," he entreated
+as soon as he saw my face. "We want to keep the servants out of this
+much as we can, you know!"
+
+"All right, Mr. Pegg," I agreed, for this was my own thought. "All
+right. But if you allow the situation to continue you will have a hard
+time in doing that!"
+
+Accordingly we repaired down the corridor to a little glass room full of
+plants, where we could talk in seclusion. Mr. Pegg, as usual, chewed
+upon an unlighted cigar and looked at me thoughtfully over the top of
+it, his shrewd eyes half closed.
+
+"You've got awfully pretty hair, Miss Free," said he unexpectedly. "I'm
+glad you've took back to them curls again."
+
+"Now see here, Mr. Pegg," I said severely, not to be diverted by any
+frivolous remarks. "Now see here, Mr. Pegg, what is the meaning of this
+outrageous performance?"
+
+"When I was a cattleman," said Mr. Pegg, looking at the ornate ceiling,
+"we used to lock 'em in a corral until they cooled off a little."
+
+"What--who?" I demanded.
+
+"The ones we was breaking," he informed me. Then his manner changed and
+he brought his big fist down on his knee with a thump. "Now, my dear
+lady," he said firmly, "I know what I'm doing. Why, I had to keep her on
+the ranch, watched like a hawk--and simply because she kept thinking she
+was in love with some undesirable or other. I've seen her do this
+before. So I'm just going to detain her where she'll be safe until she
+comes to her senses."
+
+"Mr. Pegg, you are taking the wrong track with Peaches this time!" I
+warned him. "You can't play the Roman father with your child and marry
+her out of hand--you cannot! You engaged me as a social mentor and I
+would be doing less than my duty if I didn't inform you that this sort
+of thing is no longer being done in the best families!"
+
+"Say!" remarked Mr. Pegg, removing the cigar and staring at me. "Are
+you trying to be humorous, or what?"
+
+"I assure you I am far from any such idea!" I replied with hauteur. "I
+merely affirm that you cannot, even legally, keep an adult female child
+imprisoned against her will and then marry her off to--to a swindler!"
+
+"A swindler!" exclaimed Mr. Pegg. "Oh, come now, Miss Free--smuggling in
+that picture wasn't Mark's fault. You can't say he did it--because you
+don't know it. Why, you and he have always been good friends; you're not
+going back on him now? Peaches is just a kid. By the end of the week she
+will have changed her mind again. Good heavens, look at the fix it would
+put us in if she insisted on breaking her engagement now! The
+invitations out, the presents coming in--trousseau bought! We'd be the
+laughingstock of the country. Not that I'd give a--cuss--if it wasn't
+that I know Alicia. She'd up and go back to him when it was all
+thoroughly broken off. You see that what she needs is the high hand.
+I've had to use it before."
+
+"Mr. Pegg," said I, "you are mistaken. What is worse, you are a cave
+man! I am convinced Peaches really is in love with Sandro di Monteventi
+and that you will break her heart if you persist in your heroic
+attitude. I beg you will desist."
+
+"Nothing doing!" said Mr. Pegg, rising and lighting the cigar--a sign
+that the interview was closed. "I'm not in a desisting mood. I may as
+well add that I am wise to the fact that she's been mooning round after
+that fellow ever since she came into this house. Kimball's Commercial
+Arithmetic, indeed!"
+
+"I don't know to what you refer, I assure you!" I said stiffly. "And I
+insist upon at least having a key to our rooms."
+
+"Will you give me your word of honor not to use that key to let her out
+with?" asked my employer doubtfully.
+
+"Certainly, if you wish," I replied promptly. "You may have my word for
+that!"
+
+"Well, here you are, then," he answered, taking a key from a great
+cluster on his ring. "You'll keep the letter of your word, I know, no
+matter how uneasy the spirit gets. And now I must mosey along. Mark and
+I have to run up to town on business, and he wants to see the
+family-doctor about his eye--he ran into his bedpost in the dark last
+night, and maybe it's just as well to keep Peaches from seeing him
+wearing that beauty spot."
+
+With which intelligent and discerning remark Mr. Pegg left me to my own
+devices, and of course I promptly returned to my apartment and the
+waiting Peaches, who greeted my entrance the more eagerly when she
+observed I let myself in with a key.
+
+"You wonder!" cried she, embracing me with a look of rapture. "So he
+gave in to you--you enchantress!"
+
+"He did not!" I said dryly. "He put me on my honor not to let you have
+this key, and my honor is sacred, and I'm going to keep it that way!"
+
+"Free--you beast!" cried Peaches. "Give it to me. Don't be absurd!"
+
+"Keeping one's freely given word is never absurd," I observed. "Besides,
+if I were to break it and let you walk out, do you think for one minute
+that the servants would let you get away without protest? Or without
+notifying your father by telephone? It is you who are absurd!"
+
+"That's so!" said Peaches, suddenly weary. "Oh, Free--you think it out!
+Help me, I am so tired."
+
+"Lack of sleep," I pronounced. "And I'll wager you have eaten nothing.
+The first thing to do is to have a nice hot luncheon sent upstairs--I
+presume your father's instructions permit the service of food. And then
+you must get a few hours of complete rest while I take a stroll in the
+fresh air and perfect some course of action."
+
+"Then you will help me?" said Peaches eagerly.
+
+It was really pathetic to see her so comparatively tired and helpless.
+She was never more than comparatively so, I may state. However, my
+compassion for her was not lessened by this fact.
+
+"Of course I am going to help you," I declared. "That any mere man
+should attempt a performance of this kind outside of Bolshevik Russia is
+too outrageous to be endured. But first take some hot soup and a nap. I
+will have a plan when you wake up, I feel sure."
+
+Meekly as a little girl she submitted to my ministrations, hot broth and
+all. And when at length she lay sleeping amidst the golden glory of her
+loosened hair, her face like a pale sage lily in its midst, I stole
+downstairs, first faithfully locking the door behind me and pocketing
+the key.
+
+The garden between walls was filled with the roseate glow of sunset as I
+stepped forth into it, and the night promised fair. The earth was damp
+and fragrant from the April storm of the night before, and the new buds
+seemed to have doubled their endeavor to make the world green overnight.
+On the edges of the paths the frail hothouse-born tulips lay beaten into
+the earth. But in the meadow toward the river the wild crocuses marched
+bravely. Robins were warbling their mellow sunset note, and the world
+seemed sweetly peaceful and greatly at variance with my mood.
+
+With my mind continually revolving the problem at hand I walked about
+the bordered barren beds with a step that was listless enough in good
+sooth, pausing now and again to glance up at the walls of the fine
+dwelling, which was now to all intents and purposes a prison. And after
+a few turns I began to realize that my attention was turning more and
+more frequently to the window that had been Sandro's and to the problem
+of his escape.
+
+That he had come out by the window upon the first occasion of my
+discovering him in the library, and simply let himself in at the
+casement door, was plain enough, leaving his door locked from the inside
+to avoid invasion by the other servants; indeed it had developed that it
+had been his habit to keep his door locked during the entire period of
+his employment in the house. But how had he got there? That was the
+question. So far as one could see there was absolutely no means of
+reaching the ground from that third story, unless one excepted a frail
+and narrow wooden lattice intended for the encouragement of vines, which
+extended upward to the level of the higher windows.
+
+Obeying an impulse I went over and made examination of this lattice, and
+the riddle was a riddle no longer.
+
+"I wonder, I wonder!" I said aloud.
+
+"I often have, myself!" agreed a cheerful voice behind me.
+
+With a guilty start I turned about, and there, of all people on earth,
+was Richard, the chauffeur, big nose and all, smiling at me in his
+familiar, friendly manner.
+
+"Richard!" I cried warmly. "What brought you here?"
+
+"I--say, Aunt Mary, I had to come, that was all," he said with troubled
+eyes. "It's Peaches. You know how I feel about her--how I have felt all
+along. I had to see her. It was as if she needed me. Just a fool hunch.
+But I came. I couldn't help it--you understand?"
+
+"Understand?" I cried. "Bless the boy, I do!" Then a way out of our
+situation began to make itself clear in my brain and I seized him by the
+arm, dragging him to a bench out of general sight from the house and
+making him sit beside me, greatly to his bewilderment.
+
+"Richard," I said solemnly, "have you been at the house yet?"
+
+"Why, no!" said he. "I came right into the garden when I saw you from
+the drive."
+
+"Does anybody know you are coming?"
+
+"Not a soul!" declared Dicky. "Why all this mystery?"
+
+"Listen!" I said rapidly. "Something awful has happened. Peaches is a
+prisoner. Your intuition was right. She--we need your help, and need it
+badly."
+
+"Is she hurt?" he asked. "A prisoner? What in the name----"
+
+"I want you to get a big powerful automobile and have it at the entrance
+of the park at twelve o'clock to-night. As soon as you arrive, park your
+car, and come to the foot of that trellis over there. When you get there
+give the whistle you used to call Peaches with. If you get an answer,
+wait for us. If after half an hour you don't hear anything, call me on
+the telephone first thing in the morning. Is that clear?"
+
+"Yes--but Great Scott! What's wrong?"
+
+"Never you mind, except that something is very wrong here. Markheim is
+an unspeakable beast, and Mr. Pegg is trying to force Peaches into going
+through with the marriage in spite of what she has found out. He has
+locked her in her room, which opens into mine."
+
+"Well, why not unlock her, then?" he asked with stupid masculine
+simplicity. "Haven't you got a key?"
+
+"I have," I said. "But I have given him my word not to unlock it to let
+her out!"
+
+"But you'll break your word!" he said with a satisfied grin.
+
+"Not at all!" I disclaimed the suggestion. "Not at all. However, I made
+no promise in regard to the window. And with your assistance----"
+
+"I get you!" cried Dicky, springing to his feet. "Twelve sharp to-night
+it is. And I'd better be off now before the old boys get back from town
+and spot me--eh, what?"
+
+"Yes," I agreed.
+
+Then I hesitated. Should I tell him of the duke? Was it possible that he
+had not seen the afternoon papers? Evidently so, since he had not
+commented upon the robbery. Assuredly they had escaped his notice. And
+why tell the poor lovesick boy about Alicia's part in it? I had a
+feeling that he would be even more effective in assisting us if he did
+not know until we were well on our way that night. So I merely repeated
+my instructions and hurried from him to impart the glad tidings to my
+charge and then to secure my knitting, in order that I might be
+flaunting that badge of womanly innocence in the drawing-room when those
+wretched cave men, Markheim and Mr. Pegg, came down dressed for dinner.
+
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+
+My dear father used to say that the test of good breeding lay in the
+ability to maintain the social amenities toward some one who had wronged
+you. Kipling, I think it is, cites the instance of an Englishman who
+continued to dress for dinner alone in the jungle, as a perfect example
+of breeding. But then, Kipling had only the Englishman's word for it,
+because if he were alone when he dressed, which seems probable--indeed
+is so stated--how could any one have seen him? Whereas I have watched my
+dear father turn the other cheek to the barber who used to visit our
+establishment weekly, when one cheek had been badly scraped, and not
+utter anything stronger than an inquiry about the man's health!
+
+And the art of behaving naturally, yet not too naturally, if you
+understand me, through the routine of living under trying domestic
+conditions, certainly appears to come more easily to persons whose
+traditional training has been in the line of self-restraint rather than
+that of self-expression; in other words, to those of aristocratic
+forbears. Perhaps that is why the purest aristocracy so seldom attains
+anything except good manners. But I digress. My intent was merely to
+make a passing philosophic comment upon the dinner party of three--Mr.
+Markheim, Mr. Pegg and myself--which was held that evening at the villa.
+
+For though no one could deny Mr. Pegg's sterling worth there were times
+when his, as it were, silver needed repolishing. And this was such a
+time. As for Sebastian Markheim, for all his wealth, the veneer of
+culture, which had never been much more than tailor-deep, now showed the
+common clay beneath all too plainly; and the bandage which his New York
+physician had arranged over one eye did nothing to make his behavior
+more becoming. Whereas on the other hand I was my own cheery, chatty
+self, only more so, if possible, entertaining both gentlemen with a
+pleasant account of a railroad accident of which I had read that day,
+and an explanation of the main differences between knitting and crochet
+work.
+
+However, they were not very responsive, proving conclusively my dear
+father's theory. In point of fact they were both so uncommunicative that
+it was necessary for me to exercise considerable tact and ingenuity
+before I could get out of them the fact that Sandro di Monteventi was
+still at large, though he had been traced as far as New York City.
+
+Indeed I cannot imagine why these two gentlemen should have been
+suspicious of my trustworthiness, yet their reticence could have no
+other implication. However, when I made quite sure that no further
+information was to be had out of them I continued to be quite as
+delightful as before, even insisting upon serving their after-dinner
+coffee with my own hands as soon as the footman had carried it into the
+library for us.
+
+I confess that my solicitation about the serving of this was not wholly
+disinterested, inasmuch as I administered a small dose of veronal in
+each cup--a mere five grains to insure their sleeping--and sleeping
+early. And in truth my dear father never approved the taking of coffee
+in the evening, and I knew that neither of these men had had sufficient
+sleep during the past forty-eight hours. Also, I did not wish my
+project to fail through any oversight on my part. Moreover, neither
+being a good judge of coffee, they made no comment on the flavor.
+
+Thus it was that when, shortly after nine o'clock, first one and then
+the other excused himself and went off to bed, I did not seek to detain
+either, but remained myself in the library for half an hour, ostensibly
+engaged in the perusal of a volume of Carlyle's French Revolution but in
+reality with one eye fixed upon the clock, and my attention absorbed
+with waiting for the moment when I might retire to my chamber without
+apparent undue haste.
+
+At length the clock struck ten, having been considerably longer than its
+usual time in getting round to it, or so I fancied, and I rose in a
+leisurely fashion, putting away my book and ringing for the footman.
+When he appeared I bade him a cheerful good night and told him to put
+out the lights. Then I made my way upstairs to Peaches, my heart beating
+with excitement but my head quite cool and collected as I admitted
+myself to our, as it were, joint prison.
+
+I found the dear girl already dressed in a dark suit and small hat, her
+face still pale, though her sleep had greatly refreshed her and her eyes
+were once more the great fiery cat eyes of amber that I loved to watch.
+
+"Free," she began at once, "is there any news of him? Have they caught
+him?"
+
+"Not yet," I replied, "but he's in New York somewhere--at least that's
+what they think. Don't forget to take your toothbrush."
+
+"And you are sure that Dicky understands what to do?"
+
+"Of course!" I replied, going to my top bureau drawer and regarding the
+contents critically. "Now let me see what I shall take."
+
+"I guess father will never forgive us," remarked Peaches dolefully. "But
+it seems a person never can do what they think right without getting in
+wrong with some one."
+
+"I shall take my father's chronometer," I mused half aloud, "smelling
+salts and a pack of cards, for solitaire. Also my small folding check
+book. These, together with my toothbrush and clean handkerchief, will
+just about fill my reticule."
+
+I was putting these articles into their receptacle as I talked, but my
+attention was fixed upon Alicia's face. She looked as if she were seeing
+a vision; never have I beheld such an expression of anxious beatitude,
+if one may say so, on any human countenance either before or since. It
+was hardly wholesome.
+
+"Did you put on low-heeled shoes?" I asked practically. Peaches came to
+with a start.
+
+"Yes," she replied. "Free, do they let you get married in jail?"
+
+"They send you there for getting married too often," I replied. "Now
+keep your mind on the excitement of the moment and hook up my shirt
+waist for me, there's a good girl."
+
+"A shirt waist that hooks up the back is a blouse, Free," she replied,
+smiling wanly. "How am I ever going to make your sense of luxury as
+strong as your pocket-book?"
+
+"This blouse by any other name was just as dear," I replied.
+
+And so with light chaffing we made the interval of our preparation and
+waiting durable to each other; and at length I sat down by the opened,
+darkened window for the third night in succession, to listen for
+Richard, the chauffeur, to signal. One by one the other lights in the
+house were extinguished and gradually complete silence reigned over the
+massive pile of what had but a brief three days ago been Peaches' future
+home, and which we were about to forswear forever in the cause of love
+and spiritual freedom, not to mention actual physical freedom. At five
+minutes of the hour Peaches broke the silence with an impatient whisper.
+
+"All this stage stuff is the greatest bunk!" she exclaimed under her
+breath. "I wish to goodness you'd open the door and let us walk
+downstairs like rational human beings!"
+
+"And break a Talbot's word?" I retorted. "Never! What I promise your
+dear father I keep my word about."
+
+"Freedom Talbot, I sometimes think you are stuck on pa," commented
+Peaches reflectively.
+
+And then, before I was obliged to reply to this most inconsiderate
+comment and indefensible charge, a low whistle sounded from the garden,
+the old familiar whistle with which I had heard Peaches signal to
+Richard, the chauffeur, a thousand times. At once she was upon her feet,
+her body tense, her foolish remark mercifully forgotten as she
+responded. Three liquid notes, soft yet clear. Then silence.
+
+"Now for it!" I whispered. "You follow me--I know the way!" And carrying
+my shoes in my hand I stepped forth across that window sill, which must,
+so I believe, bear about it the odor of romance forevermore.
+
+I am pained to relate that the first thing Peaches did upon reaching
+the ground was to embrace Dick Talbot and kiss him upon both cheeks. But
+such is the distressing truth, inappropriate as the action was in view
+of the fact that she was escaping from one fiancƩ in order to go in
+search of another, and that Dick was neither of them. But he did not
+seem to object in the least, though the moment she freed him he very
+properly turned his attention to helping me on with my shoes.
+
+"All set, Aunt Mary!" he whispered then. "This way, please, and watch
+your step in case the enemy sets up a barrage!"
+
+In silence we followed him through the garden and out across the meadow,
+keeping in the shadow of the trees and hedges whenever possible, and
+trampling the brave little white crocuses underfoot. At length we
+reached the fence which separated the grounds from the highroad, and as
+it was fortunately not very high he helped us over without difficulty,
+the main gates at the lodge being, as he informed us, locked for the
+night.
+
+Drawn close to the fence was a powerful car with the engine running
+softly. Richard assisted me into the rear seat and Peaches sprang up
+beside him in front; there was a grinding sound from the creature's
+innards and we slid smoothly out into the open road.
+
+The river road from Ossining to New York is one of surpassing beauty,
+even at night, when the smooth winding ribbon of it is practically
+without traffic. But I was not much concerned with its loveliness, as
+the night was too dark, for one thing, to permit more than a speculation
+as to what lay behind the hedges and rows of trees with which it is
+lined, and the Hudson lay hidden in the black depth of its own valley
+save when a moving light or two from a nocturnal vessel betrayed its
+whereabouts. Overhanging clouds now threatened rain, and a mist crept up
+from the broad stream, obscuring the lamps and blurring the occasional
+lighted window by our way. At any moment I expected that, as The Duchess
+would say, the heaven would open to emit a torrential storm; and I
+wished heartily that I had worn my other hat.
+
+Furthermore, if I had been able to see anything of the landscape as we
+passed I could not have focussed much attention upon it because of the
+terrific rate of speed at which Richard, the chauffeur, had determined
+to drive. At each and every curve I anticipated an accident of some
+sort--a collision with some unfortunate night traveler, a possibly fatal
+encounter with a train or trolley car. But miraculously nothing of the
+kind happened. I made one or two futile attempts to dissuade him from
+his reckless course, inasmuch as the discovery of our flight was
+extremely unlikely to occur for many hours to come. My words were merely
+blown back into my face, and solicitude for my hat and feathers at
+length caused me to relinquish my efforts and sit dumbly clinging to the
+seat with one hand and to my headgear with the other. I assume that he
+was driving as much from the stress of his emotions as by reason of
+Peaches' urging him to haste, but I could not help reflecting, sorry as
+I was for the young man's hopeless passion, that love is a selfish
+thing--a remark which has doubtless been made by earlier writers.
+
+I could not hear a word of what conversation was going on in the front
+seat, but there seemed to be little enough of it, and all of Dick's
+energies were obviously bent on driving--a fact for which I dumbly
+thanked the Almighty, and it was not until almost an hour later, when
+the outskirts of the city had been reached and our driver drew up at the
+curb before a species of nocturnal dairy, or all-night lunch, as I
+believe such places are called, that we had any real conversation
+regarding further plans.
+
+Richard insisted that we get down from the machine and enter the humble
+eating establishment, whose window displayed nothing more inviting than
+a few dozen oranges, which my practiced eye recognized as inferior
+sweated Southern fruit, and a black cat, the latter sound asleep.
+
+But once entering its tiled interior, which made me oddly uncomfortable,
+conveying as it did a sense of being in a most dreadfully public
+bathroom, the refreshing odor of coffee and hot cakes revived our more
+material senses, and over a generous supply of both we told Dick the
+whole story, beginning with the moment of our arrival in the East up to
+the point of the aforementioned pancakes and coffee.
+
+While Peaches was telling him about the duke and how she loved him,
+young Talbot could not endure to look at her--a fact of which she
+appeared oblivious, so wrapped was she in her recital. And it was only
+when she had quite finished and was waiting for him to speak that he
+mastered his emotions sufficiently to look at her with his honest,
+suffering eyes.
+
+"So he is alive?" he said simply. "And, of course, you have to go to
+him, old girl. There is something wrong with this crook idea. That man
+is not a crook."
+
+"Thanks, Dicky!" said Peaches, her eyes filling as she covered his hand
+with hers for an instant. "I know there isn't any reason to believe in
+him--but I do, just the same."
+
+"But there is a reason," said Dick unexpectedly. "Look here, Peaches, I
+suppose I ought to have told you this when I first came back. But I
+didn't first off, because I found you engaged to another man and
+apparently happy. I didn't want to go raking over old wounds. So I
+didn't even speak of him except to say that I'd heard he was killed in a
+gallant action--and I never even said that much until you mentioned it
+first--do you remember?"
+
+"Yes," she nodded. "Go on, Dicky!"
+
+"But I'd seen him while I was over there," he said. "I--well, it was
+rather by accident but I happened to save his life. Oh, not the last
+time! Up to to-night I thought he was dead, the same as you did. But
+before that. It was the time I got the Italian medal----"
+
+"So that was why you wouldn't talk about it!" I ejaculated. But neither
+paid any attention to me.
+
+"He asked a lot about you," Dicky went on. "And I told him all I could.
+About the ranch, and what you and Miss Freedom were doing. He was just
+crazy to hear. But he didn't want me to tell you about him. 'I'm not fit
+for her, Dick,' he says to me. We was both getting over scalp wounds
+then and used to sit out in front of the hut and talk a lot. 'I got out
+of her life for her own good,' he says. 'And if it ever comes natural
+tell her I didn't intend to kill the chap at the railway station--it was
+in self-defense.' That's what he told me. And then he tried to give me a
+ring he had, because of me having the luck to save him, see? But I
+wouldn't take it. So he give me his address in case I ever needed
+anything."
+
+"His address?" said Peaches chokingly. "Why, Monteventi is his address,
+surely?"
+
+"Yeh--but he give me another one besides," said Dick. "Though, of
+course, I heard after that he had gone West, and so I kind of forgot
+about it."
+
+"If he had another address it must have been where he could be reached
+in an emergency!" cried Peaches. "Can't you remember it, Dicky? Oh,
+think! Please try to remember it!"
+
+"I guess maybe I got it on me," said he with a curious shyness.
+"I--wrote it on the back of your picture. I--I carried it along through
+the war. I might have it now, at that."
+
+From the inside of his coat he took a thin wallet, through which he
+pretended to search while we watched breathlessly. And there, as I had
+anticipated, was the portrait of Alicia--Alicia at sixteen with her
+heavy hair in braids over either shoulder and a Mexican sombrero shading
+her laughing eyes. He turned it over and she gave a little cry as she
+recognized her lover's name--followed by an address in Hoboken!
+
+We exchanged a look of wonder.
+
+"By gosh, I'll bet a dollar that's where he is to-night!" exclaimed
+Talbot. "Not a very tasty neighborhood, but just the kind of a place a
+bird like him would fly to for cover. And see the way I was to address
+him. S. M., care of Smith! He said they forwarded his mail for him.
+Peaches, I'll go there for you the minute I get you two girls safe at a
+hotel!"
+
+"You will not!" said Peaches. "Because we are going with you."
+
+"Oh, come--that's not right!" protested Dick. But nothing would dissuade
+Peaches.
+
+"Well--we may need some money," said he, at length consenting to the mad
+scheme. "I've a few dollars, but eventually we'll have to get some more.
+Did you bring any, Peaches?"
+
+Her face dropped in dismay.
+
+"I never thought of it!" she gasped "And my purse was on the dressing
+table too!"
+
+"Never mind!" said I, plunging my hand into my reticule. "I have brought
+a check book and I have a lot of money in the bank."
+
+With which I drew out--not my check book at all, but the black leather
+wallet which Peaches had thrown into the pond out at the ranch, and
+which I had subsequently rescued.
+
+For a moment we all gazed at it stupidly. Then Peaches recognized it and
+snatched it from the table.
+
+"Sandy's wallet!" she cried. "Freedom Talbot, where did you get this
+thing?"
+
+"I--I found it in the garden out at home," I stammered, blushing
+violently, "and I kept it in case--that is, I thought that perhaps
+sometime----"
+
+"I see!" said she in a tone which led me greatly to fear that she did.
+
+"What is it?" our escort now wanted, not unnaturally, to know.
+
+"It's something of his--the duke's," I said. "Peaches has had it for
+years."
+
+"Give us a look-see!" asked Dick, stretching out his hand for it. Rather
+reluctantly she allowed him to take it.
+
+"I bet there's something sewed inside that lining!" he commented after a
+moment's examination. "Let's open her up!"
+
+"No!" cried Peaches, snatching it back. "If there is it's none of our
+business. I'll just take care of it, thanks! And now about money--our
+not having any lets us out of the hotel plan, Dick; and anyhow if we
+cash a check we can't do it before to-morrow. In order to get into a
+decent hotel without any bags we'd have to prove who we are, and then pa
+would spot us first thing in the morning."
+
+"Besides which, if Sandro is really at this Hoboken address, he will
+very likely be gone by morning," I added; "if indeed he has not already
+left."
+
+"You said it!" cried Peaches. "Come on, let's go! The Lord only knows
+when that ex-sheriff of a parent of mine will have a posse on my trail!"
+
+We acted upon this, the combined wisdom of all three of us, and paying
+our modest indebtedness to the midnight-luncheon establishment, betook
+ourselves back to the automobile and the pursuit of our quest.
+
+How silent are the busy marts of Manhattan in the small hours of the
+night! With her pearl-like lamps the only sentinels along our way, we
+sped into Broadway and thence across the park and down Fifth Avenue
+almost as rapidly as we had proceeded along the Albany highway from
+Ossining, turning west at some side street evidently familiar to
+Richard, the chauffeur, since the days of his debarkation, and sped
+toward a westbound ferryboat.
+
+It was a great comfort to me to realize that the city of Hoboken itself
+would not be wholly unfamiliar to him either, inasmuch as he had left
+for Europe from that port as a soldier, and had again visited it in the
+same capacity two years later upon his return. Therefore, he could, of
+course, be relied upon to know something about the place, and just how
+undesirable he considered the section for which we were headed might be.
+It did not, however, occur to me to question him on this point until the
+lights of the opposite shore were drawing near. We had remained seated
+in the auto, which was driven bodily upon the lower section of the
+ferryboat.
+
+"Richard," I said, "do you consider the section for which we are bound a
+residential one?"
+
+"I do not!" he responded promptly. "I'll say the inhabitants usually
+make about a week-end of it before they are invited to Sing Sing. I wish
+I had thought to bring a gun along!"
+
+"If a revolver will do as well," said I, "I have one upon my person. It
+is that which I obtained from that gambling creature in Monte Carlo."
+
+"Good girl, Aunt Mary!" he exclaimed. "Slip it to me, will you?"
+
+"In order to do so I must retire to the ladies' cabin," I replied with
+dignity, "inasmuch as it is attached to my--my garter."
+
+"Well, if you aren't a caution to rattlesnakes!" exclaimed he. "All
+right, sport, only hurry up, for we'll be landing in a few minutes now."
+
+I alighted from the rear of the machine with all possible celerity and
+made my way upstairs to the higher deck and the retreat which I sought.
+Putting the firearm into my reticule I was about to descend when the
+sight of a familiar figure standing on the front deck of the vessel, his
+face sharply outlined against the light, arrested my action and my
+attention.
+
+It was the detective named Pedro--he who had posed as night watchman at
+the villa--and he was standing right where he could not fail to see our
+car and recognize its occupants the moment we drove out to land.
+
+It was an emergency and I steeled myself to meet it intelligently. If I
+were to go below at once all I could accomplish would be the warning of
+my companions. Still, what better course offered? None that I could see
+at first. Pedro had not seen me as yet, but continued to stand looking
+out toward the Jersey shore. And while I hesitated as to what I should
+do the Divine Providence which looks after lovers put a means of eluding
+him into my very hands, as it were.
+
+From a door close beside me and which was marked "Private" in large
+letters, there at this moment emerged a man in overalls. The door swung
+to behind him, locking with a snap, and an instant later he discovered
+that he had left something in the cabin and being in a great hurry swore
+shockingly as he fumbled with his keys, for he was obliged to unlock the
+door, which fastened with a spring lock, before he could get back into
+the place. The dock was very close now, and the bell was clanging
+loudly. In another moment we would have touched. The mechanic's haste
+was frantic, which, of course, caused him some further delay, but at
+length he succeeded in opening the door again. On the instant finding
+myself unobserved I slid about a quarter of my little pack of playing
+cards into the jamb of the door. They were just of a sufficient
+thickness to allow the door to shut without permitting it to lock. The
+mechanic having found what he wanted came out, swung the door, as he
+supposed, closed, and went on his way.
+
+Hardly had he vanished down the stairs when Pedro saw me and at once
+approached, raising his hat with a sarcastic politeness that thinly
+veiled a sneer. And as he came I knew for certain that he was the man
+whom it had twice already been my pleasure to foil. Nevertheless, I
+greeted him pleasantly enough.
+
+"Ah--good evening!" said I. "You are looking for Mr. Markheim, I
+suppose?"
+
+Well, the fellow looked a good deal surprised at that, but he wouldn't
+admit it--not he.
+
+"Yes, of course," said he, to draw me out.
+
+"This is splendid!" I said heartily. "We were afraid our telegram hadn't
+reached you. He's just inside in this cabin. Won't you go in?"
+
+The room lighted automatically as the door was pushed inward. He
+entered, I pulled out the cards and slammed the door behind him just as
+the clamor of our arrival at the hospitable Hoboken shores drowned out
+all immediate danger of his cries being heard.
+
+But I ran down the stairs to the car like--like the very deuce, as my
+dear father used to say. And climbing into my place I leaned over and
+slipped the revolver into Dick's pocket.
+
+"Drive like Sam Hill!" I commanded in a fierce undertone. "I've just
+locked Pedro into the fireman's washroom and he's not going to like it
+very much!"
+
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+
+I made this remark with a pleasant smile to give the appearance of
+passing a joke, in case Pedro's partner should prove to be on board and
+watching us. Dicky smiled back, but nevertheless acted upon my hint
+without delay; and as a combined result of our smiling faces the gateman
+grinned as well and permitted our car to debark first.
+
+The delay on the pier, where we were obliged to proceed at a snail's
+pace, was a dreadful strain. Suppose that Pedro's cries were to be
+heard, and, rescued, he bore down upon us? I shuddered at the thought.
+But at length we were past officialdom and speeding up the hill and into
+the city's silent and deserted ways. Dicky turned his head to question
+me, almost colliding with a lamp-post by so doing, but his usual
+nonchalant skill saving us by a hair--or so it appeared to me.
+
+"Now what the devil did you say you did?" he wanted to know.
+
+"Pedro--the detective," I said--"I locked him up on the boat!" I
+repeated.
+
+"Good heavens, Freedom! How?" cried Peaches.
+
+I told them briefly. Richard, the chauffeur, gave a long whistle.
+
+"Then it's more than likely we are headed right!" said he. "Gosh
+Almighty, Aunt Mary, I hope I never get in wrong with you!"
+
+"Why?" I demanded. "I simply do the obvious thing as occasion arises."
+
+"Well, give us a little advance notice when you are going to pull
+something out of the usual," he replied cryptically, and turned his
+attention back to the car--for which I felt profoundly grateful--and to
+scanning the corner lamps for the name of the avenue for which we were
+seeking.
+
+Fortunately the streets were literally deserted and so we escaped
+notice. If any one had followed us from the ferry he would have been
+visible many blocks away. The only living creature we passed in fifty
+squares was a maraudering cat which shot across our path like a black
+arrow.
+
+"Good luck!" commented Peaches.
+
+But the remark failed to reassure me, for by now we had discovered and
+turned into our avenue, and its aspect was most decidedly not
+residential. In point of fact it could hardly be said to contain houses,
+much less anything worthy of being dignified by the name of residence.
+It was quite unlike any part of Boston with which I was acquainted, and
+I did not fancy its atmosphere, which was redolent of gas, to say the
+least. Moreover, it was not at all a suitable place for a duke to live,
+even when in retirement from the police. I should have felt something on
+upper Fifth Avenue much more fitting--say, in a secret chamber in the
+neighborhood of the Plaza. Or in the half-ruinous mansion of some
+aristocrat out at, let us say at Hempstead, which I understand contains
+many fine old estates.
+
+The quarter through which we were proceeding was impossible--simply
+impossible! I trust that there is very little of the snob in me, at
+least of that species of snob which cannot distinguish between genteel
+poverty and common poverty. Mere shabbiness is no cause for losing
+caste, as I myself know full well. And so I would have said nothing to a
+shabby neighborhood. But this was not even, properly speaking, a
+neighborhood, being as it was, chiefly composed of gas tanks which
+towered heavenward in shadowy menace, of warehouses with blank faces,
+and unpleasant odors.
+
+Between these at rare intervals were sandwiched little groups of
+houses--part of what might originally have been rather a fine terrace.
+Three-story brick affairs, they were, that once might have looked out
+upon the river before their giant neighbors had risen to obstruct the
+view. They stood in little groups of three or four, huddled together and
+squeezed on either hand by elbowing dirty lofts or other commercial
+tramps of buildings. Most of them appeared to be used for the storing of
+hides, to judge from the refuse in the street before them; some had been
+ruined by fire without being demolished, others gaped with broken
+windows behind their "For Sale" signs--drearily awaiting purchasers who
+never came.
+
+But here and there among them were a few which gave indication that
+human beings still used them as habitations--a dirty window curtain, a
+set of battered shades, a stoop less cluttered than those of the
+neighbors. And occasionally a dingy notice that there were furnished
+rooms to be had. But nowhere any light. It was like a city of the
+dead,--or like a town long abandoned. It was difficult indeed to realize
+that on the morrow--nay, later on in this very morning--the place would
+be a busy waterfront.
+
+It was before one of these poor houses that Richard, the chauffeur, at
+length came to a halt; and exceptionally moldy and uninviting specimen
+it was, with the storage terminal of some exporting company on the one
+hand of it and a string of unsavory-looking lodgings upon the other. The
+number for which we were looking was discernible, though scarcely
+legible above its closed storm doors--Number 1162. There could be no
+mistake. It was our destination. But it certainly did not look inviting,
+from cellar to attic the shutters, though sagging precariously on their
+hinges, were closed, and the areaway was obstructed by empty crates,
+evidently refuse from its business neighbor.
+
+"It doesn't look as if a soul were home," I observed. "How very
+disappointing!"
+
+"Houses that refugees are hiding in don't exactly open up like hotels,"
+observed Dicky dryly. "The question now is, how do we get invited in
+without bringing a lot of attention on ourselves?"
+
+"Well, there's no use sitting here discussing such things!" I snapped,
+taking out my dear father's chronometer and looking at it under the
+light of the nearest lamp. "It is now fifteen minutes of three o'clock.
+I suggest we take some action. We can't stay here, that's plain. Listen
+to that thunder, will you? I wish I had worn my other hat! I just knew
+it was going to rain!"
+
+"We might go up and ring the bell," suggested Peaches, climbing to the
+sidewalk. "That hasn't failed yet, you know."
+
+"Since we have been fools enough to come without any definite plan,"
+agreed Dick Talbot, "I suppose we may as well act as if it were an
+ordinary call. But first I'm going to run the bus round the corner and
+park it out of sight. They'll be more apt to open up."
+
+He left the motor running and assisted me to alight and then drove off
+to fulfil this plan, returning presently on foot, whereat we ascended
+the broken steps together, and Richard gave the old-fashioned bell knob
+a vigorous pull. Faintly from below came the sound of it in due time, a
+harsh jangle as when a bell clangs in an empty echoing room. Then he
+waited, but no other sound broke the stillness.
+
+"Try again," said Peaches after several minutes had elapsed.
+
+And there really being nothing else to do, Dicky obeyed, with no better
+result. Once the faint echoes of its ringing had died away within the
+building all was as silent as the tomb. A cat wailed suddenly from some
+hidden fence, causing us to start, but that was all.
+
+"There may be some other way in," said Richard in a low voice. "Though
+this is certainly the right number."
+
+"And it may be that nobody lives here too," said I dryly, "and that we
+have come upon a fool's errand!"
+
+"You knew we were chancing that!" snapped Peaches. "But I won't be
+satisfied to go away now--let's try the lower door!"
+
+Well, I could not see what sense there was in that, though our escort
+agreed. And so the two descended from the high stoop and vanished into
+the darkness of the areaway, amid the crates that were heaped within it,
+while I remained at the main entrance. The few drops of rain which had
+been falling when we arrived were rapidly increasing in number and
+force, and the thunder drew nearer and nearer with angry mutterings.
+
+Bitterly regretting that I had ever risked my best hat upon an adventure
+which seemed doomed to so tame an ending I withdrew myself from the
+open stoop and sought what scant shelter the outer ledge of the storm
+door afforded, flattening myself as much as possible and hoping devoutly
+that my ostrich tips would recurl nicely.
+
+From below came the sound of a bell, another bell this time, but ringing
+in just as desolate a way as that of the front door. Again silence
+except for that wretched feline. Then came the sound of approaching
+footsteps. Some one was coming down the street!
+
+The steps were not very loud to be sure, the newcomer being soft shod,
+and after a moment I realized that Peaches and Dicky, being intent upon
+their immediate occupation, and furthermore, cut off from this approach
+by being on the far side of the solid masonry of the high stoop, did not
+hear him. It flashed across my mind that policemen did not usually wear
+sneakers or rubber soles to their shoes, and that therefore this was not
+the roundsman of the beat. In confirmation of this supposition was the
+fact that whoever was approaching was in a hurry--not running, but
+coming on with a quick light step, very unlike the heavy deliberate
+tread of a night watchman wearing away the hours at his post.
+
+Therefore I very cautiously stuck my head round the corner, only to
+withdraw it instantly and remain motionless, soundless, against the
+door. It was a man who was approaching, his arms filled with bundles
+such as would indicate a visit to some all-night grocery or, more
+likely, delicatessen store; and his enormous height made him
+unmistakable. It was Sandro.
+
+All unknowing what awaited him, he ran lightly up the steps, glancing up
+and down the street as he did so. And as he reached the top step I fell
+upon him from the shadow, throwing both my arms round his neck and
+causing him to spill a half dozen oranges, which bounded down into the
+street and areaway--one of them, I later learned, striking Richard upon
+the head and thus giving him notice that he was wanted.
+
+"Sandro!" I cried. "Thank goodness you came home--my hat would have been
+ruined in another five minutes!"
+
+"Good Lord! Miss Talbot!" he stammered, making a futile effort to free
+himself of me.
+
+But I hung on like a leech. I feared that if I relaxed my embrace for an
+instant he would make a dash for liberty.
+
+"Oh, but I'm glad to see you!" I said. "Fear not, we know all, but are
+still your friends."
+
+By that time Peaches and Dicky were with us. Seeing this I let him go,
+and for a moment he stood there looking dazedly from one to the other, a
+side of bacon sticking grotesquely out from under one arm, a bottle of
+milk held firmly in the other hand.
+
+"Alicia!" he murmured, scarcely able to believe his eyes. "I don't
+understand. And Dick----"
+
+"Neither do we quite get it," responded Dick cheerfully. "That's why we
+are here. Just hand over the eats, old man, and let us into this palace
+of yours, where we can chin a little less conspicuously! Hurry now,
+before some unwelcome party tries to join us!"
+
+Spurred into a sort of hypnotic life the duke obeyed, finding a key and
+entering first. Peaches went next, slipping her hand through his arm as
+she went; and hastily picking up two of the oranges and a loaf of bread,
+which fortunately was nicely wrapped in glazed paper, I followed them,
+Dicky bringing up the rear and closing the door behind us.
+
+Then the duke turned on a light, after a brief interval which can only
+be explained by--well, it was probably Peaches' fault. At any rate he
+turned on a light, which disclosed a shabby, threadbare hallway, and
+then opening the door at his right indicated that we should enter.
+
+Now it was one of my dear father's iron-bound rules that no well-bred
+person ever evinces surprise at his surroundings; but it is my firm
+conviction that even he would have excused the exclamation which burst
+from my lips upon entering that apartment; in point of fact it is quite
+possible to conceive of his joining with me in expressing astonishment.
+For far from being the sordid den which I had been prepared to see, it
+was a room of such luxury as I have seldom beheld. The furniture was fit
+to grace a museum, the rugs were priceless, while on the wall hung
+several fine paintings, among which I was horrified to recognize the
+Florentine Madonna and Rubens' Venus and Mars. There were other art
+treasures too--carvings, candelabra and goodness only knows what not. At
+the moment my interest focused so sharply upon the central figures in
+the drama that I was unable to register more than a chaotic impression
+of immense wealth. The museums of Europe might well have envied that
+collection.
+
+The duke turned quietly to Peaches.
+
+"Alicia!" he said. "Now tell me--I don't understand why you have come.
+It cannot be to betray me."
+
+"Sandro!" she cried. "It is I who don't understand. You can't be a
+common thief! And if you are, I don't care. You--you may get over it.
+And I came because I love you. Do I have to tell you that? I'm never
+going away from you again!"
+
+The duke turned very white and backed away from her.
+
+"Look here!" he said. "I can't let you do this, you know. I've run away
+from you once--don't make it impossible, Alicia!"
+
+"But I have loved you right along," she persisted. "We heard that you
+were dead--and so I thought I might as well marry Mark, you
+know--because nothing seemed to matter. Oh, don't send me away! Look--I
+have carried your wallet all these years."
+
+Well, of course, Peaches exaggerated a little when she said that, but it
+was no time for correcting her statement. And anyhow the duke didn't
+seem to care. With a swift gesture he took it from her.
+
+"Do you know what this is?" he asked, looking into her eyes. "No? And
+still you believe in me!"
+
+"I knew there was something in it!" exclaimed Richard, the chauffeur.
+And he was right. There was. To think that I could have overlooked such
+a fact!
+
+Hurriedly the duke took out his penknife, ripped the edges apart, and
+from the interlining took out a thin packet wrapped in waterproof
+tissue. And I had felt that pad and thought it was mere stuffing! With
+skillful--too skillful--fingers he unfolded the covering, and opening up
+the paper it contained he spread it upon the table for us all to see.
+
+"Look!" he said. "I want you to understand what this is before we go any
+further. This bit of paper is a _carte blanche_ from--from a very
+important person in Italy. See, his signature."
+
+We looked--and though I was the only one of the three that could read
+Italian the two others were scarcely less impressed than I was. For the
+duke had spoken truly.
+
+"_Carte blanche_," said Peaches. "That means 'free hand', doesn't it?
+But how does that square you, Sandy dear?"
+
+"It doesn't, really," said he. "But if you'll all sit down I'll tell you
+just where it comes in. It's rather a long story," he added. "And my
+boat sails at eight o'clock."
+
+As if in a dream we did as he suggested. The duke himself stood before
+the open hearth, his hands clasped behind his back, his head bent in
+silence for a moment. Then he raised it as if shaking off some evil
+dream and began his extraordinary story.
+
+"In the eyes of the world I am a thief," he pronounced. "In all
+probability the greatest thief of our day, and what is more, the most
+discriminating one. You see how my taste seems to run--world-renowned
+paintings of almost inestimable value, rare carvings, tapestries and
+statues. Clumsy to handle, are they not? Frightfully difficult to
+dispose of. But that is not the strangest part of my predications. You
+will notice that all of them are of the art of a single nation--Italy."
+
+"Well," he went on, "strange as these two facts may appear, there is a
+stranger one still. Nothing that I take is ever missed. I make one
+exception to that--the Scarpia panels. I bungled that badly. And then
+last night--if it had not been for Markheim's brutality to you"--here
+Sandro's face grew livid at the recollection--"if it had not been for
+that interruption, when I remembered that I had left your little knife
+on the frame and returned to get it because I could not endure to leave
+behind the only souvenir I had of you--I would have got away clear. You
+people would have gone on living with that replica, boasting of it,
+perhaps, to the end of your lives, and then handing it down to posterity
+as a treasure of the highest order. I can assure you that there is more
+than one great collector in whose service I have been, or in whose house
+I have visited as a guest, who is doing that very thing."
+
+"But, Sandro!" cried Peaches. "What did you do it for? You couldn't sell
+such things? Where are they? Or are these some of them?"
+
+She indicated the contents of the room with a sweeping gesture.
+
+"These are my weapons," he said, smiling. "Replicas, all of them, to be
+used as the occasion rises; as I locate some treasure and plan to
+acquire it."
+
+"But do you sell them?" she persisted.
+
+"No," said he.
+
+"Then you keep them? You take them for yourself?" she cried
+incredulously.
+
+"I haven't got one of them!" he declared, "except the Madonna of the
+Lamp. And I'll not have her long."
+
+"But do you mean to say you use a fence?" Dicky broke in.
+
+"I do not," replied Sandro. "Every one of these paintings that I have
+recovered is in the hands of the Italian Government--where they all both
+morally and legally belong!"
+
+His voice had taken on a new tone and we looked at each other in
+astonishment.
+
+"Then this paper----" began Peaches.
+
+"Was for an extreme emergency only," replied Sandro. "I have never had
+occasion to use it before. But to-night I may need to, because I'm
+going to give up my job. If the police come I shall let them in. I can't
+go on any longer because of--you!"
+
+She went to him then, and we turned our heads away. It was later, when,
+still uninterrupted by the police, we were enjoying a breakfast of the
+groceries which the duke had brought in, that we learned the rest of the
+tale.
+
+It seems that both Sandro and his brother, Leonardo, had a passion for
+art, a natural inheritance from their father. And indignant at the
+spoliation of Italy by wealthy foreigners they had determined to recover
+for Italy every object of art upon which they could lay their hands that
+had been illegally smuggled out of the country, by unscrupulous foreign
+capitalists.
+
+"I was the more adept," said Sandro, "and so my brother has for years
+acted merely as a sort of curator for the originals until means could be
+found to place them on public view again. He has them at Monteventi,
+where he has lived a very retired life by preference. He is a sort of
+hermit at best, and it was at his desire that I assumed the title.
+
+"At first the whole scheme seemed nothing but a lark. I was wonderfully
+successful and I cannot, I do not now believe that I have done anything
+but right in recovering these treasures from those thieves! I was deeply
+involved in a mesh of appearances when I met you, Alicia. It was too
+late to clear my heels without taking the International Secret Service
+into my confidence. That I felt I could not do; I had dedicated my life
+to the job, you see, and so I ran away from you. Then the war came. When
+I met Dick and heard of you I thought you had forgotten--as you ought!
+Peaches, I am a miserable adventurer--I haven't a penny in the world
+beyond a tiny income which my brother shares and which we have existed
+on all these years. You see, my robberies have never netted me a
+shilling."
+
+"I should worry!" Peaches remarked.
+
+"You ought to!" he admonished her. "Good Lord, when I found you were
+going to be married----"
+
+"And so I am going to be!" declared Peaches. "Sandro, you are a Dago
+nut, but I get you perfectly. And I'm going to keep you this time. If
+you will promise to get a more usual job I don't care how poor we are,
+only if it's all the same to you I would like to get married right after
+we wash these dishes. Pa may be closing in on us, and I'd like to have
+matters cinched before he arrives on the scene."
+
+"Great Scott!" said Sandro. "Do you mean it?"
+
+"I said it!" replied Peaches. "Please, Sandy, don't make me ask you
+twice!"
+
+"But your poor father will be furious!" I protested. "And you'll have no
+bridesmaids or anything else!"
+
+"Well, I don't know just how the law will act about your other affairs
+when the truth comes out," commented Dicky, "but I will say that Pa Pegg
+will have a hard time prying the wife of an Italian subject away from
+him."
+
+"Will I stop being an American when I marry you, Sandy?" cried Peaches,
+showing the first extreme symptoms of excitement which she had evidenced
+as yet.
+
+"Yes. But not for long!" he replied. "I want to come back to this, my
+mother's country--and stay. And when I am a citizen you'll be one again,
+you know!"
+
+And so it was that it turned out to be a good thing that I had worn my
+best hat, after all. Because I had never been a bridesmaid before, and
+the feathers hadn't come out of curl after all. In point of fact the
+curl stayed in remarkably. I even noticed it after the steamer bearing
+the bride and groom had sailed and I went to the newspapers to insert
+the official notice of the wedding. There was a little mirror over the
+window and I noticed particularly.
+
+And when this social duty was done I made Dicky Talbot drive me right to
+a hotel and sent for Mr. Pegg. I was fearfully afraid, and so was Dicky,
+bless the dear boy's heart. But he went, as was his duty; and I waited,
+as was mine. No one can ever say a Talbot was a coward!
+
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+
+It was almost two months later before the traditional bravery of my
+family was really put to a supreme test, however. All that had gone
+before--the terrible publicity which followed upon Peaches' elopement,
+the escape with her husband to foreign shores and his official "pardon,"
+the international complications which this involved and my own public
+identification with the whole affair--was as nothing to face when
+compared with the emotion which assailed me upon that late June day when
+I stood alone upon the threshold of my father's house in Boston, and
+rang the newly polished door bell.
+
+True, I had lived much in the past six and one half years, and might
+justly consider myself ripe in the experience gleaned therefrom. Without
+doubt my worldly knowledge was far beyond that of my elder sister, and
+yet nothing in my entire career caused me to experience such memories or
+cost me such effort as did the ringing of that bell.
+
+Not that there was anything in the least alarming about the aspect of
+Chestnut Street itself. Quite to the contrary, its neat brick houses
+with their scoured limestone steps and carefully trimmed window boxes
+were peculiarly restful to the eye, to the spirit. The sheltering elm
+trees were in their finest plumage of delicate green, the destroying
+beetle being still at bay. The feather brick of the sidewalk was warmly
+colorful and quaint, and a flock of grackles foraged noisily in the
+gutter. It was indeed a street of peaceful beauty--unchanged after all
+this stormy interlude of the great war and the first turbulent months of
+reconstruction. All was as I had left it. Only I was changed.
+
+And yet not so changed but that I felt the old childish fear of outraged
+authority upon me as I found myself about to face my sister Euphemia.
+The essence of her chaste personality seemed to rush out at me like a
+cooling wind to chill the ardor of my greeting even before I made my
+presence known--before I was even sure that she was at home.
+
+For I had sent no word of my coming, wishing to take her unaware, and so
+surprise her perchance into some expression of warmth. Of course her
+ignoring of my letters and gifts was not exactly what might be called a
+hopeful sign. And still, hope I did, the while I feared. But after all
+she could do no more than turn me out, and it had been my duty to come.
+At any rate she could not deny this, and so at length gathering my
+forces in a mighty effort and determining to try to be strong in my
+consciousness of right, and not allow her to get the better of me the
+way she always used to in the old days, I finally rang the bell.
+
+My heart pounded audibly as I did so, though I scarcely know just what I
+expected would happen when the door opened. Goodness knows I had time
+enough to calm down before it did--and during the wait I had ample
+opportunity for observing the changes which had been made in the home of
+my father.
+
+It had been newly painted, for one thing, and the rotting column of the
+porch which had so long distressed Euphemia had been replaced by a sound
+one. Moreover, the stable was in repair, and, if I could credit my
+senses, in use. The patch of lawn was neat and trim, and the glimpse
+which I got of the garden betrayed the hand of a hired man--a
+first-class hired man. In the parlor windows hung new lace curtains of a
+most elegant design. Altogether the effect was at once prosperous and
+dignified, and glad tears came into my eyes as I realized that this was
+the fruit of my labors! For this, the substantial restoration of the
+house which had been my dear father's pride and joy but undoubtedly
+rather jerry-built in the beginning, had been restored to its pristine
+glory by the labor of my--well, by my labor!
+
+What a beautiful thought! How it exalted me! And dear Euphemia had a
+comfortable and aristocratic though virginal old age to look forward to
+here in a house which was henceforth to be her very own, secured in it
+through my bounty. What an exquisite appreciation of the virtue of
+generosity was mine at that moment! How glad I was that she wouldn't
+have a single thing to say to me for which I would not have a mighty
+tangible comeback!
+
+And then just as I had reached this high peek of enthusiastic pleasure
+in the rewarding power of good deeds--especially good deeds that cost
+only a small portion of a handsome income--just at this point in my
+reflections I heard a slow footstep making laggard response to my
+ringing, and at once my heart sank into my walkrite shoes--for I would
+not have dared appear in French heels--and my hands trembled in their
+silk gloves. Was it Euphemia herself coming to admit the wanderer? Had
+she grown so feeble in six and one half years that her step was slow and
+halting? I feared to look as the door slowly opened. Yet look I must and
+did.
+
+It was an enormous colored woman.
+
+"Yass, Ise coming," she was beginning, when suddenly she recognized me,
+and her broad face lighted in a grin which extended from ear to ear.
+
+"Lordy, if it ain't Miss Free!" she cried. "Ain't changed nothin'
+a-tall! My lawsy--where you-all come from, Miss Free?"
+
+"I'm just from the train," I replied, stepping gingerly into the hall.
+"Surely you are not Galadia?"
+
+"I sho' am!" she said. "You didn' spek I wuz gwine be a pickaninny no
+mo', did you, Miss Free?"
+
+Of course this was exactly what I had expected--a
+pickaninny,--fourteen-year-old Galadia, short dress, long apron and all.
+Indeed not to find her so was a distinct shock.
+
+"I'm afraid I did," I admitted truthfully.
+
+"Well, bless yo' heart, Ise got fo' pickaninnies of ma own!" she
+exclaimed amazingly. "Three triplets and one single!"
+
+"Galadia!" I exclaimed. "And you are still working here. Why didn't you
+write me you had married!"
+
+"Well, dat no-count nigger what Ah married wiv--he spen' so much time in
+de jail Ah reckoned Ah couldn't afford to lose all dem handsome single
+wages you done been sendin' me."
+
+"I see!" I replied. "And now tell me--is my sister at home?"
+
+"Ain't home yet!" she said. "Reckon you didn't tell her you was comin'?
+No! Well, jes' yo' set in de parlor an I fotch you a nice cup tea!"
+
+Despite my protest the good soul hustled off to attend to my imaginary
+wants, and I stood looking about me dazedly. The change in the interior
+of the house was even greater than the external alterations, and not
+nearly so pleasing.
+
+The quaint old wallpapers were gone, and in their place were cartridge
+papers--new and drab. This was bad enough, but when I caught sight of
+mission furniture in gray oak, and a player-piano encumbering our
+erstwhile rosewood drawing-room, my blood turned cold with horror. It
+was all new, all expensive, frightfully snappy, if I may borrow the
+term, and too, too perfectly dreadful! If this had been done to my
+mother's parlor what had become of the rest of the house? I trembled to
+think! But before I had opportunity to explore further the noise of a
+high-powered car stopping at the curb outside the door distracted my
+attention.
+
+Through the lace of the new curtains I could see a slim woman in some
+sort of uniform, as she dismounted from the driver's seat. The car was
+one of those low-hung, long-chassised affairs with tool box and tires on
+the running board, solid wheels, no top and no windshield--a
+tremendously sporty affair. The chauffeuress wore heavy dust goggles and
+thick gloves, and over the smart uniform, the skirt of which did not
+quite cover her knees, a linen duster was worn rakishly.
+
+Whistling a little tune of the type popularly known as jazz she shut off
+the motor and came up the front steps, letting herself in with a
+latchkey. By this time I was fairly overcome with curiosity as to who
+this young house guest of my sister's might be, and to my great delight
+she came directly into the drawing-room. When she caught sight of me she
+stopped dead in her tracks.
+
+"Good Lord! Freedom Talbot!" she exclaimed. Then she removed the goggles
+with one hand and held out the other like a frank boy.
+
+"Glad to see you, old thing!" she said heartily.
+
+It was Euphemia!
+
+Somehow or other I tottered to a chair and sank into it, calling feebly
+for "Water! Water!"
+
+"Water! Stuff and nonsense!" said Euphemia. "A little brandy is what you
+need! Here you are!"
+
+She held something to my lips and gratefully, but expecting at any
+moment to awaken from my dream, I drank.
+
+"I carry it in my emergency kit," Euphemia was explaining. "Need it
+sometimes in my work with the boys!"
+
+"With the boys?" I asked feebly.
+
+If she had forthwith produced, like Galadia, a set of triplets and a
+single, I should not have been more astonished. In point of fact I was
+not capable of further astonishment because she had already taken all
+the astonishment I had.
+
+"Oh! I forgot. You wouldn't know, of course!" she said briskly.
+"Reconstruction work. I'm on the ambulance--take 'em out for a ride from
+the hospital and all that. Well, how are you now? Better?"
+
+"I'm as much better as I ever shall be after seeing you in the costume,
+Euphemia!" I said severely. "I'm surprised at you, I really am!"
+
+"You have nothing on me!" she retorted. "I'm as surprised at you as you
+could possibly be at me. Look at the opportunities you have had--look at
+the places you have been--the money you have earned--and then look at
+the clothes you have on!"
+
+"What is the matter with my clothes?" I gasped, outraged at her. But
+laughingly Euphemia got to her feet and coming over to me lifted my
+reticule.
+
+"Same old bag!" she said. "Full of junk, I suppose! Same old
+dress--actually the same one, I do believe! And that curled fringe.
+Really, my dear, at your age they are ridiculous!"
+
+"At my age!" I fairly squeaked with indignation.
+
+"Yes--you are far too young for them!" she went on calmly. "As for those
+gloves and those shoes! Really, Free, it's too much! I don't understand
+it, really!"
+
+This was more than human nature could endure. Either her brain had gone
+or mine had. My clothes, of course, were in many ways a concession to
+the feelings of the Euphemia I had left behind me. This new creature
+with her carefully massaged old face, her upright figure, her perfect
+hearing, was a stranger to me; but a rather splendid, competent
+stranger, I was forced to admit.
+
+"Euphy!" I cried in despair. "Will you not confide in me what has come
+over you? What has effected this amazing transformation? You owe me some
+explanation! I--I don't know what to think!"
+
+She regarded me with a look that was suddenly more serious.
+
+"I suppose it all does seem a bit queer to you," she conceded, throwing
+herself into one of the hideous new chairs with a boyish abandon. "I've
+got used to myself, you see, and I forget. I've been so frightfully busy
+all through the war too. I suppose the war and being in the motor corps
+rather waked me up a bit. The war and Uncle Joshua's money."
+
+"Uncle Joshua!" I exclaimed. "I didn't know we had an Uncle Joshua!"
+
+"Well, we had, and he left me all his fortune unconditionally, about two
+weeks after you left home," said Euphemia. "I never wrote you,
+because--well, your showing all that grit, going off your own bat and
+all, made me frightfully jealous. Made me feel so useless. And I
+determined I'd make something out of myself before I got too old. And,
+old dear, with the masseuse I've got and the good time I'm having, I
+expect to live to be a hundred. You see I went to a course of lectures
+the first month you were away. On subconscious inhibitions and
+suppressed desires, they were. I bought the ticket with the first of
+Uncle Joshua's money. I found out at these lectures that all I had to do
+to be a success was to be myself. I at once started in to be
+myself--and--here I am!"
+
+"And I slaved like a--a prisoner!" I sniffed, "and sent you money to
+squander in this--this outrageous life you are leading!"
+
+"There is nothing in the least outrageous about my life!" she snapped
+with some of her old-time asperity. "It's far less outrageous than my
+old, selfish, self-centered life was. Anybody but an old-fashioned woman
+like yourself would see that. And as for your money, every cent of it
+has been spent upon the maintenance of a motor-ambulance corps--in
+France, during the war, and here in Boston in reconstruction since!"
+
+"It must be admitted that I find the news very gratifying," I said after
+a short silence. "I am sorry I was so short. But I am upset--fearfully
+upset. I suppose--indeed I believe that you are living as you think
+right. From my standpoint I think it most unwomanly. However, I want to
+be friends. I wish to make this visit a success. I have some other
+shoes, Euphemia, really I have--quite high-heeled ones. And I only keep
+to my curls because Mr. Pegg, my husband, admires them!"
+
+That fixed her! I noted with satisfaction the look of blank amazement
+which spread over her face.
+
+"Yes, my dear!" I said. "Your masculine ways may be all very well for
+you. But they will never catch you a husband. For my part, nothing could
+appear sweeter than to go gradually down life's sunset path hand-in-hand
+with a beloved partner as I am doing--and the fact that the five-carat
+stone on the left one is a real diamond does not make me any the less
+happy!" Here I withdrew my despised silk gloves and displayed the
+beautiful solitaire which Mr. Markheim had given to Peaches and which my
+dear husband had taken off the banker's hands at cost.
+
+"And we are going to live in golden California," I went on. "Of course
+the East is all very well once in a while for a change, but for living
+give me the West. You ought to see California, Euphemia. No rain, no
+snow, no bad roads, no labor troubles and no high cost of living! And
+the delight of all the flowers you want--such blossoms--blossoms as you
+have never even dreamed of, all with hardly any cultivation! Such
+beaches, Euphemia! Such lovely houses! We never have to heat them in the
+winter, except occasionally, you know."
+
+"Perhaps I'll motor out some day!" murmured Euphemia, plainly awed.
+
+"Oh, do!" I cried. "Gasoline is only nineteen cents in California. We
+grow our own, you know!"
+
+"Must be pretty nice!" said my sister, now almost thoroughly cowed. I've
+noticed that is usually the effect it has upon the listener when they
+get me started about the Coast.
+
+"Oh, you'd love it!" I went on enthusiastically. "You know you
+Easterners never see the real California fruit. It's so much larger and
+finer than that which you get. Of course there is only about enough of
+it for home consumption, so we eat it ourselves. We couldn't supply the
+demand it would create. The California farmer, my dear, is the only
+farmer in the world who consumes his own best products. And the life is
+so varied--boating, swimming, fishing, hunting, tennis, tobogganing at
+Truckee in the winter! Everything!"
+
+"And so you are going to live on a ranch and become a
+regular--er--vegetable!" exclaimed Euphemia, apparently unable to think
+of anything more contemptuous.
+
+"Well, Mr. Pegg says I am pretty wild stock," I admitted, blushing, "but
+he hopes that by cultivating me he can tame me. And I'm sure I hope he
+will!"
+
+THE END
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