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diff --git a/43692-0.txt b/43692-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a9db0cf --- /dev/null +++ b/43692-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,464 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 43692 *** + +Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this + file which includes the original lovely illustrations. + See 43692-h.htm or 43692-h.zip: + (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/43692/43692-h/43692-h.htm) + or + (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/43692/43692-h.zip) + + + Images of the original pages are available through + Internet Archive/American Libraries. See + http://archive.org/details/edwardbuttoneyeh00austiala + + + + + +Little Mother Stories. + +EDWARD BUTTONEYE AND HIS ADVENTURES + +Pictured by + +HILDA AUSTIN + +Written by + +CYRIL F. AUSTIN. + + + + + + + +Ernest Nister London No. 1874 E. P. Dutton & Co. New York + + + + +EDWARD BUTTONEYE AND HIS ADVENTURES. + + +_TO_ +_A. B._ + + + And, though he never could explain, + I don't mind telling you + That in that box he had been lain + By those who made him, limb and brain, + And stitched his eyes on, too. + It's odd, you'll think, they joined his toes + And gave him such a head and nose. + + But there on the broad countryside + Was he, a homeless lad. + Another might have sat and cried, + But Edward, no. "Whate'er betide, + If work is to be had, + I'll take," thought he, "what Fortune brings + And live in hopes of better things." + + A farmhouse stood not far away, + So first there Edward tried, + And was engaged to herd by day + And night the farmer's sheep, which stray, + Whene'er they can, and hide. + And so a paper Edward bought + And sat and watched and read and thought. + + He read through each advertisement + To see if he could find + A place he thought would suit his bent, + In which he could be quite content + And cultivate his mind. + --He read so hard and thought so deep + He quite forgot about the sheep. + + But when at last he looked around, + His flock could not be seen. + He shouted, called, and searched the ground, + The sheep were nowhere to be found + (They knew that he was green); + And when in fear he ventured back, + I scarce need say he got the sack. + + He went away with many sighs + And sight a little dim, + But suddenly, to his surprise, + A woolly head with shining eyes + Peered through the hedge at him. + "If you will let me come with you," + It said, "I always will be true." + + Our Edward with delight agreed; + "It looks," he thought, "quite tame; + A counsellor and friend I need, + Besides, it may serve as a steed." + And so he asked its name. + "I'm Horace, so they all allege," + It said, and scrambled through the hedge. + + So side by side, o'er hill and dale, + The gallant heroes strode, + And Horace frisked his stumpy tail + And joked with every frog and snail + And chaffed each slug and toad. + But silent Edward longed for fame + And by great deeds to make a name. + + He also wished he had a hat + --The day was very warm-- + But soon he ceased to think of that, + For lo! beside the road there sat + Two maids of sweetest charm. + 'Twas saucy Sue and modest Moll, + Who sported a red parasol. + + Then Edward's heart beat high with pride, + He drew himself erect + And said to Horace, "Quick, now! stride + As if you wore Newfoundland hide + And follow with respect." + But, 'spite of all their dashing air, + The maids preserved their glassy stare. + + A flush o'erspread poor Edward's cheek, + He walked on very fast, + And Horace followed, very meek. + But all at once they heard a shriek + From the fair dames they'd passed: + --Enraged to see their sunshade red, + A wild bull charged with lowered head. + + "Ah, here's my chance," brave Edward cried, + And, counting not the cost, + He rushed back to the maidens' side; + To stop the bull he vainly tried + And was most painfully tossed. + "Alas!" he thought, "no luck to-day; + --But _they_, at least, have got away." + + Sad Horace hastened to the spot + And rendered him first aid, + Then set off at his quickest trot + For help. Poor Edward groaned a lot: + "Why was I ever made?" + --I'm not surprised he had the hump, + He came down such an awful bump. + + And as he sat, there passed him by + Two visions of delight; + Each viewed with fond, maternal eye + And hugged--it made poor Edward sigh-- + A golliwoggy fright. + He tried to cry to them out loud, + But nothing came--he felt too proud. + + They walked straight past and soon were gone, + Poor Edward could have cried. + He knew that he belonged to one, + That he would one day be her son, + But he was dumb from pride. + He felt that of the two he'd choose + The one with soft red hair and shoes. + + But Horace soon returned and said + He nowhere help could find; + So Edward mounted him instead + And held on by his charger's head. + (Now wasn't Horace kind?) + They travelled thus o'er hill and plain + Till Edward was quite well again. + + To get a place where he could thrive + Our Edward found was hard, + But soon he was engaged to drive + A railway train, and did contrive + That Horace should be guard. + One day he saw what made him quail + --A sleepy tortoise on the rail! + + He found he hadn't time to stop, + Though manfully he tried, + So biff! and crash! and up and flop! + They went. The tortoise did not hop + But went on, sleepy-eyed. + Poor Edward knew what was in store, + --Of course he got the sack once more. + + The next employment Edward found + Was towing someone's barge. + Their cargo weighed full many a pound, + And as beside the stream they wound + Their burden felt so large + That Horace, every hour or so, + Said, "Are you sure coal doesn't grow?" + + But onward still brave Edward strode + And onward trudged his steed; + Though leaden grew their lumpy load + No signs of giving in they showed + Till, all at once, a reed + Upset the barge, the cargo sank + And left them workless on the bank. + + Soon after that they came across + Some races in full swing. + Said Edward, "Horses cannot toss + And you can serve me as a hoss, + --'Twill be the very thing." + So Horace summoned all his strength + And came in first by half a length. + + But Horace felt so very done + And very short of breath + (You see, he was not built to run + So fast), he gasped that even one + More race would be his death. + So Edward mournfully supposed + A jockey's life to him was closed. + + To give good Horace perfect rest + They lay awhile at ease. + They found a hammock suited best, + Exchanging quip and merry jest + With frogs and bumble-bees, + And Edward helped stray leaves and twigs + Along the stream with gentle digs. + + When Horace was quite well again + They set out on their way. + One day they heard a distant strain + And, tramping o'er the dusty plain + With music loud and gay, + A brawny-chested regiment + Marched past, on death or glory bent. + + The sight so fired brave Edward's soul, + He set off in the rear. + Said he, "The cavalry's our goal, + --A charger is your proper rôle;" + But Horace shook with fear. + "If we," he thought, "the foe should seek, + I shall be mutton in a week!" + + But when they reached the barrack-yard + And wanted to enlist, + The sergeant called out to the guard + Their measurements, punched Edward hard + And gave his neck a twist. + "You've got no chest at all," said he. + "No good!" thought Edward tearfully. + + "It's not my fault I've got no chest, + They should have made it broad," + He grumbled; but with noble zest + He searched the country east and west + To find some noble lord + Who might excuse his tender age + And take him on to be his page. + + And when at last he did succeed, + While Horace stayed indoors, + He took two poodles on a lead + Out walking every day. Their breed + Was such that on all fours + They utterly disdained to go, + Like Lion, Unicorn and Co. + + They led poor Edward such a dance, + He scarce could hold them in; + They tugged as if their only chance + In life was to get home to France + And join their kith and kin. + At last they got away by force, + And Edward got the sack--of course. + + He wandered on with Horace till + They reached a sheltered spot, + And watched with quite an envious thrill + Two boys who handled with great skill + A trim, fast-sailing yacht. + "O for an opportunity," + Sighed Edward, "to put out to sea!" + + The chance they wanted soon occurred + --The boys went in to tea. + By thoughts of danger undeterred + They boarded, tacked and, in a word, + Were happy as could be. + They did not see the rising cloud + That threatened every spar and shroud. + + With all their sails set to the breeze, + They were quite unprepared + To meet the squall. Great tow'ring seas + Tossed them about like shipwrecked peas; + They would most ill have fared + Had not a tortoise saved the twain + --He who derailed the railway train. + + He took them on his brawny back + And swam with them ashore. + "This slight return I owe for lack + Of thought," said he, "when o'er the track + I crawled;--I'd do much more, + But this, at least, will prove to you + How much that sad event I rue." + + They thanked him for his kindly deed + And then resumed their march, + But when the time was come to feed + They found they'd nought to meet the need + Except a piece of starch. + Said Edward, "This will never do; + Your wool, old chap, would be like glue." + + They had no work, they had no food, + But hungrier they grew. + At last said Horace, "What's the good + Of starving slowly? In the wood + There's game enough for two. + I feel quite faint, so get a gun + And see what you can shoot, my son." + + This was for Edward the last straw, + And so he took a gun; + For Horace he would brave the law, + Whate'er betide. So when he saw + A hare start up and run, + He took fair aim with steady wrist + And fired--but luckily he missed. + + A policeman heard the loud report + And hurried to the scene. + He hailed the poachers off to court, + And there their shrift was very short + --The judge's wit was keen: + He sentenced them to prison-shop + And hoped that long in there they'd stop. + + Now prison-shop, of course, is where + All dolls, when made, must go + Until some maiden, kind and fair, + Buys them and saves them from despair. + And this is why, you know, + They have such eager, anxious eyes, + As each to catch your notice tries. + + So Edward was marched off to jail + And guarded night and day + Amid a throng of beauties frail, + While Horace, looking somewhat pale, + Scanned all who passed that way, + For both of them hoped she would see + And rescue them from misery. + + At last there came a day of joy, + She stopped before the shop, + And with her was a handsome boy; + They viewed with interest each toy + From yacht to humming-top. + (They were, I may remark off-hand, + Penelope and Hildebrand.) + + Cold beads of perspiration stood + On Edward's frantic brow; + He feared lest his own mother should + Not notice him (as if she could + Have missed her own son, now!). + But, scarcely glancing at the rest, + Pen saw at once he was the best. + + "O what a pleasant person, look!" + She cried to Hildebrand, + "I must have him by hook or crook!" + --In point of fact 'twas by a hook + Held in the shopman's hand, + Which hoisted Edward by the seat, + A part adapted for the feat. + + Now Pen had put her pennies by + To save poor dolls from fate + By buying them, and you should try + To do the same. The Buttoneye + Was marked, "Price two and eight." + 'Twas dear, but Pen was quite content + To think her savings so well spent. + + The ransom very soon was paid + And Edward, once more free, + Borne off in triumph. Though arrayed + In shabby coat and trousers frayed + And baggy at the knee, + He was more precious to Pen's heart + Than if they'd been quite new and smart. + + And faithful Horace, too, was bought + --Pen saw by Edward's eye + No freedom for himself he sought + If his pet lamb's fate should be fraught + With doubt--he'd rather die. + But Horace had to run like mad, + So fast a pace his mistress had. + + "I'd go through twice as much for this," + Thought Edward with a sigh + As he received his hundredth kiss, + And Horace, wrapped in wool and bliss, + Just winked the other eye. + And how they relished, to be sure, + The other dolls' discomfiture! + + "I know the hard times you've been through," + Said Pen, and kissed them both, + "But nothing now need worry you + For here your life begins anew--" + ("Hurray!" fat Horace quoth), + "--And when we seek the country air + I'm sure we'll find adventures there." + + And Pen proved quite a prophetess + For, shortly after that, + They met a lovely--well, what?--guess! + What dream of perfect loveliness + D'you think I'm hinting at? + Well, if your Dad is pleased with you, + Perhaps he'll buy you that book[A] too. + +[A] The Little Blue Rabbit. + +Printed in Bavaria + + + * * * * * + + THE LITTLE MOTHER STORIES. + + Uniform in price and similar in style: + + 1. Baby Finger Play. + + 2. The Three Baby Bears. + + 3. The Stories the Baby Bears Told. + + 4. The Baby Bears' Picnic. + + 5. The Little Toy Bearkins. + + 6. Toy Bearkins' Christmas Tree. + + 7. Little Blue Rabbit and his Adventures. + + 8. Edward Buttoneye and his Adventures. + + 9. Little Redskins. + + 10. The Animals' Trip to Sea. + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 43692 *** |
