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ROWLANDSON</p> + +<p id="edition">A NEW EDITION</p> + +<p id="publisher">METHUEN AND CO.<br /> +LONDON<br /> +1904</p> + +<h2 class="note"><a class="anch" name="Note" id="Note">NOTE</a></h2> + +<p class="note-text"> +<span class="allcaps">This</span> Issue is founded on the original Edition printed +for Patrick Martin in the year 1816.</p> + +<h2 class="dedication"> +<span class="big"><a class="anch" name="Dedication" id="Dedication">DEDICATION</a></span><br /> +<span class="small">TO THE SUBALTERNS OF THE BRITISH ARMY</span></h2> + +<div class="salutation">Gentlemen,</div> + +<div class="dedic-txt"> +<p>I shall, I trust, be acquitted of any servile view, when, in dedicating +this humble Essay to the Subalterns of the British Army, I adopt the +only means in my power of shewing how much I honour and admire them.</p> +</div> + +<div class="closing-cont"> +<div class="closing"> +<div class="line1">I have the honour to be,</div> +<div class="line2">Gentlemen,</div> +<div class="line3">With the greatest respect,</div> +<div class="line4">Your most obedient Servant,</div> +</div> +<div class="signature"><span class="smcap">The Author</span>.</div> +</div> + +<h2><a class="anch" id="Contents" name="Contents">CONTENTS</a></h2> + +<div class="contents"> +<ul class="toc"> +<li class="toc-first"><a href="#Note">Note</a></li> +<li class="toc-entry"><a href="#Dedication">Dedication</a></li> +<li class="toc-entry"><a href="#List-of-the-Plates">List of the Plates</a></li> +<li class="toc-entry">The Military Adventures of Johnny Newcome</li> +<li><ul class="subentries"> + <li><a href="#Part-I">Part I</a></li> + <li><a href="#Part-II">Part II</a></li> + </ul></li> +<li class="toc-entry">Sequel to the Military Adventures of Johnny Newcome</li> + <li><ul class="subentries"> + <li><a href="#Sequel-Part-I">Part I</a></li> + <li><a href="#Sequel-Part-II">Part II</a></li> + </ul></li> +</ul> +</div> + +<h2><span class="big"><a class="anch" name="List-of-the-Plates" id="List-of-the-Plates"> +LIST OF THE PLATES</a></span></h2> + +<div class="center"> +<table id="loi" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="List +of the plates of illustrations and their locations"> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#join-regiment">Starting to join his Regiment</a></td> + <td class="front-loc" colspan="2">To face the Title</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#lay-stock">Johnny Newcome going to lay in Stock</a></td> + <td class="loc">To face p.</td> + <td class="opp-page">36</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#getting-billet">Getting into his Billet</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">41</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#taking-breakfast">Taking his Breakfast</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">49</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#introduced-colonel">Introduced to his Colonel</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">62</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#smells-powder">Smells powder for the first time</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">76</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#half-rations">Half Rations</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">78</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#writes-mother">Johnny writes an account + of the Action to his Mother, which afterwards appears in the + <cite class="ital">Star</cite></a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">79</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#smoke-drink">Learning to Smoke and drink Grog</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">80</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td class="caption"><a href="#sick-list">Poor Johnny on the sick List</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">83</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td class="caption"><a href="#going-sick">Going Sick to the Rear</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">85</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td class="caption"><a href="#safe-returned">Johnny safe returned to his Mama</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">94</td> +</tr> +<tr> + <td class="caption"><a href="#dashd-santarem">Dash’d with his Suite for Santarem + that Night</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">152</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#on-duty">Johnny on Duty with his Chief</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">158</td> +</tr> +<tr><td class="caption"><a href="#presenting-trophies">Presenting the Trophies</a></td> + <td class="ditto">”</td> + <td class="opp-page">236</td> +</tr> +</table> +</div> + +<p style="margin-top: 3em;"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p> + +<h2 title="PART I"><a class="anch" name="Part-I" id="Part-I"> +<span class="small">THE MILITARY ADVENTURES</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span></a></h2> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"> +<div class="i0"><span class="smcap">On</span> Ludgate Hill, a traveller may see</div> +<div class="i0">John <i>Newcome</i>, Grocer, No. Fifty-three;</div> +<div class="i0">Now, sober reader, don’t turn up your nose,</div> +<div class="i0">But profit by the truths I shall disclose.</div> +<div class="i0">The <i>Newcome</i> family, you may believe,</div> +<div class="i0">Straitways descended from good Madam Eve;</div> +<div class="i0">Adam, a <i>Newcome</i>, when in Paradise,</div> +<div class="i0">The wily serpent did Dame Eve entice</div> +<div class="i0">To touch forbidden fruit; and to his shame,</div> +<div class="i0">Poor Adam <i>Newcome</i> slily did the same:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span> +<div class="i0">For this, from Paradise they soon were hurl’d,</div> +<div class="i0">And thus Cain <i>Newcome</i> came into the World.</div> +<div class="i0">’Twould be an endless job were I to trace</div> +<div class="i0">All the descendants of the <i>Newcome</i> race:</div> +<div class="i0">Let it suffice that I curtail my rhymes,</div> +<div class="i0">To scenes connected with the present Times.</div> +<div class="i0">Widely extended is the <i>Newcome</i> Name,</div> +<div class="i0">Some scoff’d for Folly, some renown’d for Fame;</div> +<div class="i0">Did we in Foreign Courts but look askance,</div> +<div class="i0">We find they’ve play’d the very Devil in France.</div> +<div class="i0">Each in his turn assum’d the Sovereign Sway,</div> +<div class="i0">’Till Boney <i>Newcome</i> drove them all away;</div> +<div class="i0">Mighty in deeds, his Mighty power evinces,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And makes his tribes of <i>Newcomes</i> Kings and Princes.</div> +<div class="i0">Louis to Holland went with State Regalia,</div> +<div class="i0">And silly Jerome king’d it at Westphalia:</div> +<div class="i0">Poor foolish Joe went slily into Spain,</div> +<div class="i0">But Paddy <i>Newcome</i> whipt him out again.</div> +<div class="i0">Ah! Honey, that’s a <i>Newcome</i>, if you please,</div> +<div class="i0">Makes Boney tremble in his Thuilleries.</div> +<div class="i0">His fame—but, let me onward with my story,</div> +<div class="i0">My humble rhymes would only mock his Glory.</div> +<div class="i0">In London <i>Newcomes</i> every where are seen,</div> +<div class="i0"><i>Newcome’s</i> a Lord, a General, Knight or Dean—</div> +<div class="i0"><i>Newcomes</i>, where’er you go, you’re sure to meet,</div> +<div class="i0">The Park, the Playhouse, or St. James’s Street.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Amongst our Quality, you’ll find a few,</div> +<div class="i0">And Carlton House has got its <i>Newcome</i> too.</div> +<div class="i0">At both the Universities you find ’em,</div> +<div class="i0">But in such numbers that they never mind ’em.</div> +<div class="i0">In all Professions, Lawyers, Fiddlers, Bards,</div> +<div class="i0">Lots in the Line, and many in the Guards.</div> +<div class="i0">This leads me to the subject of my story,</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ first I thought it right to lay before ye,</div> +<div class="i0">By way of preface, or of introduction,</div> +<div class="i0">Or, if you please, a smattering of instruction;</div> +<div class="i0">Go as you will, no matter when, or where,</div> +<div class="i0">You’re sure to see a Johnny <i>Newcome</i> there.</div> +<div class="i0">Now this same Grocer was a man of weight,</div> +<div class="i0">Eat turtle soup, and talked of Church and State,—</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span> +<div class="i0">For twenty years had bustled well through life,</div> +<div class="i0">Blest with one son by Doll his loving Wife:</div> +<div class="i0">The Youth, a lankey, awkward, shuffling Blade,</div> +<div class="i0">Bred by the old ones to pursue the Trade,</div> +<div class="i0">School’d by Mamma, who thought all learning stuff,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Young John will have the Cash, and that’s enough.’</div> +<div class="i0">By Martial ardour fired, John scorn’d to stop</div> +<div class="i0">And retail sugar in his father’s Shop!</div> +<div class="i0">In spite of Daddy’s wrath, and Mother’s tears,</div> +<div class="i0">Strutted an Ensign in the Volunteers;</div> +<div class="i0">But the good souls were quickly reconcil’d</div> +<div class="i0">In admiration of their darling Child.</div> +<div class="i0">Old Johnny seem’d afraid he’d be too rash,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But Mother doated on the Sword, and Sash.</div> +<div class="i0">Soon Johnny grew ambitious of renown,</div> +<div class="i0">And sigh’d to flourish in some Country Town;</div> +<div class="i0">In some Militia Corps, at distant Quarters,</div> +<div class="i0">Act the Lothario with the Wives and Daughters.</div> +<div class="i0">Money, or Interest, never-failing friends,</div> +<div class="i0">Soon did the job, and Johnny gain’d his ends.</div> +<div class="i0">Translated then to a Militia Beau,</div> +<div class="i0">Dear, lively Captain <i>Newcome</i>’s all the go!</div> +<div class="i0">Sports a gay Curricle and pair of Tits,</div> +<div class="i0">Damns smokey London, and the frowsy Cits;</div> +<div class="i0">With ardour talks of Marches, Camps, and Fight;</div> +<div class="i0">Such scenes as these would be his soul’s delight.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span> +<div class="i0">At length, one day, his spirits flush’d with Wine,</div> +<div class="i0">Johnny resolved to go into the Line;</div> +<div class="i0">Writes to Mamma a coaxer to Petition</div> +<div class="i0">She’d make his Father buy him a Commission.</div> +<div class="i0">The doating Mother dwells with anxious pause,</div> +<div class="i0">Ere she could send her darling to the Wars.</div> +<div class="i0">But as she’d ne’er refused him what he wanted,</div> +<div class="i0">She paid the Cash, and his request was granted:</div> +<div class="i0">Soon now the Official letter made it known</div> +<div class="i0">That Ensign <i>Newcome</i>, Fourth or the King’s Own,</div> +<div class="i0">Would on receipt immediately go,</div> +<div class="i0">And quick present himself at the Depôt.</div> +<div class="i0">What thrilling tumults in his bosom came</div> +<div class="i0">To see amongst the Regulars his name!</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span> +<div class="i0">So dash’d away in wondrous haste and pother,</div> +<div class="i0">To take a flying leave of Dad and Mother.</div> +<div class="i0">A soldier bold, now Johnny vaunts and vapours,</div> +<div class="i0">Anticipates his name in London papers.</div> +<div class="i0">‘From admiration we cannot refrain,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The gallant Ensign <i>Newcome</i>’s going to Spain;</div> +<div class="i0">‘To shew our gratitude we don’t dissemble,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Heroes like him must make Massena tremble.’</div> +<div class="i0">Or, should a Battle ease him of his breath,</div> +<div class="i0">His Name’s recorded in the list of Death;</div> +<div class="i0">The <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">Mortuum Caput</i> then they thus would fill,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Died Ensign <i>Newcome</i>, late of Ludgate Hill—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of twenty wounds receiv’d in an attack,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘All in his front, he scorn’d to turn his back.</div> +<div class="i0">‘This sad event will be a grievous blow, Sir,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To Johnny <i>Newcome</i>, Alderman and + Grocer.’<a name="Anchor-1" id="Anchor-1"></a><a href="#Footnote-1" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 1">1</a></div> +<div class="i0">Young John was well aware to what extent</div> +<div class="i0">To purchase fame a golden guinea went;</div> +<div class="i0">At all the Shops where characters were sold,</div> +<div class="i0">He could be made a Hero for his gold;</div> +<div class="i0">A valiant Hero then at any rate,</div> +<div class="i0">Our John resolv’d to be or soon, or late.</div> +<div class="i0">An Order now arriv’d at the Depôt,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That Ensign <i>Newcome</i> should to Hilsea go.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Altho’ John relish’d not these hasty ways,</div> +<div class="i0">He bolted off to Hilsea in a chaise;</div> +<div class="i0">And then a Note was handed to our Spark,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That without loss of time he should embark.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Upon my soul,’ says John, ‘this is no jest,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They won’t allow a man a little rest.’</div> +<div class="i0">Boxes and trunks were cramm’d into a Boat,</div> +<div class="i0">And Johnny <i>Newcome</i> found himself afloat.</div> +<div class="i0">John star’d with wonder when he got on Board,</div> +<div class="i0">To see himself surrounded by the Flood.</div> +<div class="i0">The rapid movements so confused his head,</div> +<div class="i0">He knew not what he did, nor what he said;</div> +<div class="i0">Had not his appetite, which never fail’d him,</div> +<div class="i0">With certain griping, knawing hints assail’d him:</div> +<div class="i0">For John to certain forms was true, and steady,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span> +<div class="i0">So eager ask’d when dinner would be ready?</div> +<div class="i0">‘Dinner<a name="Anchor-2" id="Anchor-2"></a><a href="#Footnote-2" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 2">2</a> + I’ll warrant,’ says a churlish Elf,</div> +<div class="i0">‘If you want dinner, pray provide yourself;</div> +<div class="i0">‘You’ll get no dinner here, ’tis not the fashion,</div> +<div class="i0">‘We only find you Cabin, Berth, and Ration!’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Damme,’ says John, ‘is this your Transport way?</div> +<div class="i0">‘What starve a body?—rot me if I stay!’</div> +<div class="i0">John’s resolution now began to shake;</div> +<div class="i0">Did he for this his happy home forsake?</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span> +<div class="i0">A brother Sub seeing Johnny so distrest,</div> +<div class="i0">Said, ‘Come, Sir, let us council for the best;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Money you have no doubt, and as ’tis fine</div> +<div class="i0">‘Let us together go on shore to dine—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Buy what we want, and send it to the Ship,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Nor ask a favour of this Savage Rip.’</div> +<div class="i0">John liked the offer—shook him by the hand—</div> +<div class="i0">Jump’d in the Boat, and off they made for Land;</div> +<div class="i0">Din’d, drank their Bottle, and in merry glee</div> +<div class="i0">Purchas’d their Stock, and went next day to Sea.</div> +<div class="i0">But now friend John, when tossing on the Ocean,</div> +<div class="i0">Felt his poor bowels in a strange commotion;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Grew serious, then grew sick, and hung his head,</div> +<div class="i0">Reach’d, grunted, groan’d, and stagger’d to his bed;</div> +<div class="i0">A prey to sorrow, sickness, and dejection,</div> +<div class="i0">Restless he lay, imbitter’d with reflection—</div> +<div class="i0">Curs’d his own folly—had he but his will,</div> +<div class="i0">He’d sooner retail figs on Ludgate Hill.</div> +<div class="i0">Poor John thus lay, till by propitious blast,</div> +<div class="i0">The ready Anchor’s in the Tagus cast.</div> +<div class="i0">Now motionless the Ship, the sickness flew,</div> +<div class="i0">His wondering eyes successive objects drew.</div> +<div class="i0">Saw the proud Tagus in smooth torrent Flow,</div> +<div class="i0">Greeting fair Lisbon, with its breast of Snow;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw Churches, Convents, o’er each other rise,</div> +<div class="i0">With stern devotion tow’ring to the Skies.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Our youthful Hero now we introduce,</div> +<div class="i0">Deck’d off in Uniform, and fiercely spruce,</div> +<div class="i0">With Hat of Wellington, stuck fore, and aft,</div> +<div class="i0">And crimson sash tied carelessly abaft.</div> +<div class="i0">Black Stock, Reg’mental Sword, and natty Spurs—</div> +<div class="i0">Without the latter there’s no Hero stirs.</div> +<div class="i0">Spurs<a name="Anchor-3" id="Anchor-3"></a><a href="#Footnote-3" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 3">3</a> + to a gallant youth are things of course,</div> +<div class="i0">To make folks fancy he has got a Horse;</div> +<div class="i0">But as in this, opinions may divide,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Yet all must think the gallant Youth can ride;</div> +<div class="i0">Thus gay equipt, his bosom proudly swelling,</div> +<div class="i0">Seeks the Town-Major’s Office, or his Dwelling.</div> +<div class="i0">Now see him strutting through the sultry Streets,</div> +<div class="i0">Staring with all his eyes, at all he meets;</div> +<div class="i0">Bald-headed Friars, Ladies, hid in Veils,</div> +<div class="i0">Postboys with huge cock’d Hats, and monstrous Tails.</div> +<div class="i0">John thought they seem’d a motley group of quizzes,</div> +<div class="i0">With lankey jaws, black brows, and dingy phizzes.</div> +<div class="i0">Now reach’d the Office, in he boldly bounc’d,</div> +<div class="i0">And with erected front himself announc’d;</div> +<div class="i0">When a Staff-Officer, with a stately look,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span> +<div class="i0">A sort of frowning survey of him took:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Pray who are you?’ was pompously demanded:</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m Ensign <i>Newcome</i>, and from England + landed.’<a name="Anchor-4" id="Anchor-4"></a><a href="#Footnote-4" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 4">4</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘To Belem go, where orders you’ll receive;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Write down your Name, Sir, and then Lisbon leave.’</div> +<div class="i0">John bolted out, saying ‘Damme what a Beast,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I reckon he’s a General at least:</div> +<div class="i0">‘O rot this Soldier’s life, the Devil’s in it,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They will not let a body rest a minute;</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m fairly sick of it, and so I’ll tell ’em.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I say, my friend, is this the way to Belem?’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Senhor</i>,’ with shoulders shrugged, <i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">‘no, no, + intende</i>.’<a name="Anchor-5" id="Anchor-5"></a><a href="#Footnote-5" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 5">5</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘No, in ten day! if I go there,’ says John, ‘the Devil mend me.’</div> +<div class="i0">A British Soldier, who was near at hand</div> +<div class="i0">Said, ‘Sir, our Lingo he don’t understand:</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis but three Miles, strait forward if you please,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s no use axing them there Portuguese.’</div> +<div class="i0">John travell’d on—but soon he slack’d his pace,</div> +<div class="i0">The scorching Sun came full upon his face.</div> +<div class="i0">‘O d——n their Climate, here’s a pretty rig,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Curse me if I’m not sweating like a Pig.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Could I but once get home, they soon should see,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘The Devil might have all Portugal for me.’</div> +<div class="i0">Grumbling and Mopping, John at length contrives,</div> +<div class="i0">And at the Belem + Barracks<a name="Anchor-6" id="Anchor-6"></a><a href="#Footnote-6" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 6">6</a> + he arrives.</div> +<div class="i0">But Johnny’s spirit now was softened down,</div> +<div class="i0">He tremulously ask’d for Captain Brown;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Announc’d himself once more, and begg’d to know</div> +<div class="i0">What were his Orders? where was he to go?</div> +<div class="i0">The Commandant observing John was heated,</div> +<div class="i0">Mildly requested that ‘he would be seated.’</div> +<div class="i0">John’s spirits had been sinking in the wane,</div> +<div class="i0">But thus encouraged soon revived again.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Why really, Sir, this service in the Line,</div> +<div class="i0">‘At home we reckon to be monstrous fine;</div> +<div class="i0">‘But since I was Gazetted, I’ll declare</div> +<div class="i0">‘A single moment I’ve not had to spare.’</div> +<div class="i0">The Captain smil’d to see poor John so sore,</div> +<div class="i0">And kindly said, ‘You’ll dine with me at four:</div> +<div class="i0">‘In the mean time, as things to you are new,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘The Adjutant will tell you what to do.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, Orderly! step to the barrack-yard,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And say I wish to speak with Mr. Ward.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But cool yourself, and then your Billet seek;</div> +<div class="i0">‘I mean to keep you here at least a Week.’</div> +<div class="i0">John’s heart was soft—thus taken by surprize,</div> +<div class="i0">He felt a sort of twinkling in his eyes;</div> +<div class="i0">He falter’d, stammer’d, felt himself distrest,</div> +<div class="i0">In vain his gratitude would have exprest;</div> +<div class="i0">When busy, bustling Ward attends his chief,</div> +<div class="i0">Broke up the conference, to John’s relief.</div> +<div class="i0">Ward introduced, did Johnny kindly greet</div> +<div class="i0">(His was a heart we do not often meet);</div> +<div class="i0">Now arm in arm, they travell’d down the Stairs,</div> +<div class="i0">John found his spirits, and forgot his cares.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Tho’ truly kind was Ward, yet be it known</div> +<div class="i0">He was himself a Sub in the King’s Own.</div> +<div class="i0">A Billet<a name="Anchor-7" id="Anchor-7"></a><a href="#Footnote-7" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 7">7</a> + got, the Serjeant mark’d the Door,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span> +<div class="i0">They took a Boat, and brought the Trunks on Shore.</div> +<div class="i0">‘So now,’ says Ward, ‘I always work by rule,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The first thing you must purchase is a Mule;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And if you’re flush of cash, why then, of course,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The next thing you must purchase is a Horse.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Servant have you got?’ John answered, ‘No.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Well, well,’ says Ward, ‘there’s one I think I know;</div> +<div class="i0">‘An honest fellow, who ’twixt you and me,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is just the sort of Man, you will agree.</div> +<div class="i0">‘A D——n’d good Fellow, but I rather think,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He now, and then, will take a drop of drink;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘But otherwise, good-humour’d, sharp, and civil,</div> +<div class="i0">‘John Bull will drink, but fight like any Devil;—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Paddy, and Sawney Scot are just the same—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, Serjeant, tell me what’s the Fellow’s name?</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis Teague O’Connor, him I recommend,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’ll suit you famously, my worthy Friend.’</div> +<div class="i0">So Teague was then install’d Valet, and Groom,</div> +<div class="i0">And sent to set to rights his Master’s Room.</div> +<div class="i0">As dinner-time approach’d, Ward bid him stay,</div> +<div class="i0">He’d home to dress, and take him on his way;</div> +<div class="i0">And John, rigg’d out in his Best Coat and Feather,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Waited for Ward, and off they went together.</div> +<div class="i0">The Commandant, with every wish to please,</div> +<div class="i0">Scouted those chilling forms that banish’d ease;</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ plac’d in Power, Dignity, and Trust,</div> +<div class="i0">Was kind to all, and to the Service Just.</div> +<div class="i0">The dinner o’er, the festive glass did flow,</div> +<div class="i0">John found himself a little queer or so;</div> +<div class="i0">Felt too, a sort of swimming in his head,</div> +<div class="i0">So stole away, resolved to go to bed.</div> +<div class="i0">When oft to write a Book we undertake,</div> +<div class="i0">If from the subject we a circuit make,</div> +<div class="i0">Some apt allusions may our minds engage,</div> +<div class="i0">Perchance for profit, to swell out our Page;</div> +<div class="i0">The little I may venture to intrude,</div> +<div class="i0">I introduce, by way of Interlude.</div> +<div class="i0">Your mercy then, good Critics, I entreat,</div> +<div class="i0">Mine is a sort of stuffing to my Meat;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Something of Foreign matter I must tell,</div> +<div class="i0">Or this my tale will not go down so well.</div> +<div class="i0">In every Country there are customs known,</div> +<div class="i0">Which they preserve exclusively their + own.<a name="Anchor-8" id="Anchor-8"></a><a href="#Footnote-8" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 8">8</a></div> +<div class="i0">The Portuguese, by some odd whims infected,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Have Cloacina’s temple quite rejected;</div> +<div class="i0">How they arrange <em>their Worship</em>, we shall know,</div> +<div class="i0">By the disaster that befel our Beau.</div> +<div class="i0">Our Hero gaily sporting out a Song,</div> +<div class="i0">And cutting angles as he glid along,</div> +<div class="i0">Some Damsel, heedlessly, from upper floor,</div> +<div class="i0">Pandora’s incense on his head did pour.</div> +<div class="i0">Drench’d, buffeted, he had no time to think,</div> +<div class="i0">Saluted by a compound of such Stink;</div> +<div class="i0">Smother’d all over by the filthy souse,</div> +<div class="i0">He reach’d his heart up, ere he reach’d his House.</div> +<div class="i0">Teague, by his Master’s nasty figure struck,</div> +<div class="i0">Dryly, ‘He wished him joy of his good luck’;</div> +<div class="i0">Then seiz’d a Tub, and with assiduous care,</div> +<div class="i0">With water wash’d the ordure from his hair.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Here, prythee, ease me of my Hat and Coat;</div> +<div class="i0">‘O C——t! the filthy stuff’s gone down my throat.</div> +<div class="i0">‘O curse them, and their beastly, D——n’d emulsions;</div> +<div class="i0">‘O Lord! my wretched guts are in convulsions!</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give me a Dram. ’Od rot the nasty Vixen,</div> +<div class="i0">‘She’s ruined my best Coat, with her d——n’d Mixen.’</div> +<div class="i0">Now scour’d, and sweeten’d, Johnny whining said,</div> +<div class="i0">‘O Teague, I’m horrid sick, shew me to Bed.’</div> +<div class="i0">Teague spread the folded Blanket in a crack,</div> +<div class="i0">And for a Pillow, placed his own Knapsack.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Astonished John his Servant’s conduct viewing,</div> +<div class="i0">In trem’lous accents ask’d what he was doing?</div> +<div class="i0">‘O, no great matter, Sir,’ replies O’Connor,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m making up your Bed, an’ plase your honour.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Bed for me!’ says John, half chok’d with rage,</div> +<div class="i0">Says Teague, ‘You’ll soundly sleep there, I’ll engage.’</div> +<div class="i0">Poor John, exhausted now, and sighing deep,</div> +<div class="i0">In sadness stretch’d himself, and groan’d to sleep.</div> +<div class="i0">Scarce had the Sun arose in all his glory,</div> +<div class="i0">Ere Johnny flew to Ward to tell his story.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Alas! dear Ward, ’tis fact what now I tell ye,</div> +<div class="i0">‘My wretched bones are jumbled to a jelly.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Then there’s my best Reg’mentals all bedevil’d</div> +<div class="i0">‘By that D——n’d Stink-pot which at me was levell’d.’</div> +<div class="i0">Ward felt an interest in his friend’s behalf,</div> +<div class="i0">But for his soul could not restrain a laugh.</div> +<div class="i0">So bid him Breakfast, and forget his cares,</div> +<div class="i0">And then he’d try to manage his affairs.</div> +<div class="i0">So said, so done. ‘And now,’ says honest Ward,</div> +<div class="i0">‘If I can’t set you right, it is D——n’d hard:</div> +<div class="i0">‘At B——’s Hotel you will get ev’ry comfort,</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis true he’ll make you pay a lumping sum for’t.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘O D——n the expence,’ says John, ‘’tis all as well’;</div> +<div class="i0">So sent Teague, Trunks and all, to the Hotel.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span> +<div class="i0">With Teague, John went next day to buy his stud,</div> +<div class="i0">A Mule<a name="Anchor-9" id="Anchor-9"></a><a href="#Footnote-9" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 9">9</a> + for baggage, and a bit of Blood.</div> +<div class="i0">Now see him in the Fair, with anxious face,</div> +<div class="i0">Trying this Dobbin’s metal, t’ other’s pace.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I say, you Whiskers, what do you ask for that?</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Horse you call it—much more like a Rat.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Noventa Dollars, Quienza Moidorés.</i>’</div> +<div class="i0">‘How many Guineas, Mister?—what a bore he’s!’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘No <i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Senhor</i>, no Guineas, <i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">no Senhor, no say</i>.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Why how the Devil then am I to pay?’</div> +<div class="i0">But getting Dollars, he the Dobbin bought,</div> +<div class="i0">When something passing, his attention caught.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, stop that Fellow, Teague, don’t let him pass;</div> +<div class="i0">‘I say, you Quiz, what ask you for that Ass?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘By Ja—s, Sir,’ says Teague, ‘you’re in a wrong Key,</div> +<div class="i0">‘It is a thumping Mule, and not a Donkey.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘What!’ retorts John, ‘do you think I am a fool?</div> +<div class="i0">‘What! don’t I know a Donkey from a Mule?’</div> +<div class="i0">But Teague was right, and so his master found,</div> +<div class="i0">And for the Beast, John offered Thirty Pound.</div> +<div class="i0">‘No,’ says the Owner, ‘but perhaps you will</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give Thirty-five, and I will take your Bill.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘My Bill,’ says John, ‘a match, Sir; it is done,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To touch old Daddy’s pockets, no bad fun.’</div> +<div class="i0">The Beasts thus bought, by Teague were taken Home;</div> +<div class="i0">So having time, John thought he’d take a roam.</div> +<div class="i0">Strolling along, he saw the Portuguese,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Instead of hand, return a hugging + squeeze.<a name="Anchor-10" id="Anchor-10"></a><a href="#Footnote-10" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 10">10</a></div> +<div class="i0">What beasts! thinks John. I’m very sure no true man</div> +<div class="i0">Would hug a Fellow, as we do loved Woman;</div> +<div class="i0">In my dear country, Women are delightful—</div> +<div class="i0">None here I’ve seen as yet, but what are frightful.</div> +<div class="i0">Now Smith’s Repository<a name="Anchor-11" id="Anchor-11"></a><a href="#Footnote-11" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 11">11</a> + came in view,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Ah! ah!’ says John, ‘I’ve something there to do.’</div> +<div class="i0">The stairs he quick ascended with a skip,</div> +<div class="i0">His eyes were first attracted by a Whip;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a></span> +<div class="i0">For John observ’d a Whip was most essential</div> +<div class="i0">To make a Martial Hero consequential.</div> +<div class="i0">For other matters he would then be jobbing,</div> +<div class="i0">A bridle, and a saddle for his Dobbin,—</div> +<div class="i0">Canteens, Pack-saddle, and an oil-skin Cloak;</div> +<div class="i0">Smith wisely said, ‘the Rain here is no joke’;</div> +<div class="i0">He then a small Portmanteau did propose:</div> +<div class="i0">‘That thing,’ says John, ‘won’t hold the half my cloaths.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘True, Sir,’ said Smith, ‘but you’ll have much to spare;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of Forage you will get but half a share.’</div> +<div class="i0">Such are the Orders; you may not have seen ’em;</div> +<div class="i0">Two Subs are but allow’d one Mule between ’em.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Is that the case?’ says John, ‘then there’s some danger,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That my poor Beasts must live upon the + Manger.<a name="Anchor-12" id="Anchor-12"></a><a href="#Footnote-12" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 12">12</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘No matter, ’gad I’ll keep them while I can,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And when I join, I then can change my plan.’</div> +<div class="i0">So every thing being purchased to his will,</div> +<div class="i0">He settled all by draft on Ludgate Hill.</div> +<div class="i0">This day to bus’ness he did give up solely,</div> +<div class="i0">And went to buy his Stock from + Cavigole.<a name="Anchor-13" id="Anchor-13"></a><a href="#Footnote-13" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 13">13</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Pray, Sir,’ says John, ‘do you sell Hams, and Cheese?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Si Senhor</i>, I do sell all vat you please;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Biscuits, & Porter, Tongues, Hollands, & Brandy.’</div> +<div class="i0">John crack’d his Whip, and swore ’twas all the dandy.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tea, Sugar, Salt, and vat of all most nice is,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Pickles and Soda, good Segars and Spices.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Well said, my Hearty! now I’ll tell you what,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Pack some of all, but in a separate lot.’</div> +<div class="i0">John now another Draft on Daddy drew,</div> +<div class="i0">Gave his address and off to Belem flew.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span> +<div class="i0">His time now pass’d with pleasure, and delight,</div> +<div class="i0">Loitering all day, and getting drunk at night.</div> +<div class="i0">In scenes like these, John found the week had past,</div> +<div class="i0">And to his Reg’ment he must go at last:</div> +<div class="i0">A Route receiv’d to travel off next Day,</div> +<div class="i0">And march to Sacavem without delay;</div> +<div class="i0">And thus by daily journies was to go,</div> +<div class="i0">Until he reach’d the Santarem Depôt.</div> +<div class="i0">Next morn, on Dobbin, off friend Johnny started;</div> +<div class="i0">Teague led the Mule, and so they both departed.</div> +<div class="i0">John’s legs from Dobbin nearly scrap’d the road,</div> +<div class="i0">The Mule close following, tott’ring ’neath its load.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Poor Teague, esteem’d by all a hearty fellow,</div> +<div class="i0">With parting Glass had got a little mellow:</div> +<div class="i0">A trifling failing here I must disclose,</div> +<div class="i0">Teague swore ’twas for the honour of his Nose,</div> +<div class="i0">Whose lovely size, and colour, to his thinking,</div> +<div class="i0">Could only be maintained by hearty drinking.</div> +<div class="i0">Heedless he went, unmindful as he past,</div> +<div class="i0">The poor Mule stumbled, and the load was cast.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Thunder & Turf! are those your tricks?’ says Teague,</div> +<div class="i0">‘What! tired you Spalpeen, and come but a League!’</div> +<div class="i0">John now dismounted, and with horror stood;</div> +<div class="i0">They’d told him of Banditti in the Wood.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘O, Teague! dear Teague! as we are only two,</div> +<div class="i0">‘If the curst thieves should come, what shall we do?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Thieves! is it thieves you fear, Sir, G—d confound ’em!</div> +<div class="i0">‘Teague and your Honour surely can surround ’em;</div> +<div class="i0">‘By Ja—s, I would bodder half a + score.’<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">This check’d John’s fears, who now did him + implore<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">To get the load upon the Mule once + more.<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">The job accomplish’d, he his Horse bestrode,</div> +<div class="i0">And then with anxious look pursued his Road.</div> +<div class="i0">As Sacavem came now full right in view,</div> +<div class="i0">He then enquired of Teague ‘what he should do?’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘You first must to the Jewish bend your pace.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Jewish!’<a name="Anchor-14" id="Anchor-14"></a><a href="#Footnote-14" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 14">14</a> + says John, ‘why man, that’s at Duke’s Place.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis him that sarves the Billet,’ Teague replies.</div> +<div class="i0">‘O, well!’ says John, and to the <span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Juis</span> hies.</div> +<div class="i0">The Billet<a name="Anchor-15" id="Anchor-15"></a><a href="#Footnote-15" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 15">15</a> + got, they travel to explore</div> +<div class="i0">For <span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Rua Sacra, Casa</span>, Number Four.</div> +<div class="i0">The House was found, but wanting Door or Casement,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Is this the place?’ says John in wild amazement.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is it to such D——n’d sties as these they send us?</div> +<div class="i0">‘A pretty way they treat their Brave Defenders!’</div> +<div class="i0">Entering, at length, he saw a squalid Wench,</div> +<div class="i0">Begrimed with dirt, and luxury of stench;</div> +<div class="i0">Then, in a filthy room, and almost dark,</div> +<div class="i0">Three wretched women squatted round a spark.</div> +<div class="i0">With out stretch’d hand his Billet he presents,</div> +<div class="i0">And stopp’d his nose t’ escape the beastly scents.</div> +<div class="i0">A croaking voice exclaims, ‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Aqui Senhor?</i>’</div> +<div class="i0">‘A key!’ says John, ‘why, D——n me, you’ve no Door.’</div> +<div class="i0">Teague, sober grown, now offer’d his advice,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘A Soldier, plase your honour, mayn’t be nice.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Becase your honour must consider; as why,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s a good Roof between us and the Sky:</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll first go out, and steal the Beasts some Food,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And then I’ll cook your honour something good.’</div> +<div class="i0">Alas! poor John; he wanted consolation,</div> +<div class="i0">Wrapp’d in the misery of meditation;</div> +<div class="i0">So bolting out in anguish to the Street,</div> +<div class="i0">A Sign<a name="Anchor-16" id="Anchor-16"></a><a href="#Footnote-16" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 16">16</a> + suspended did his optics greet;</div> +<div class="i0">When in he rush’d, and to a room was led,</div> +<div class="i0">With Table, Chair, and something like a Bed.</div> +<div class="i0">Now from his Canteen culled sufficient fare,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Brandy swallowed, and forgot his care,</div> +<div class="i0">In four days’ time he reach’d the first Depôt,</div> +<div class="i0">And at the Commandant’s himself did show.</div> +<div class="i0">This was a Hero<a name="Anchor-17" id="Anchor-17"></a><a href="#Footnote-17" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 17">17</a> + great, who treated Subs</div> +<div class="i0">As little better than a pack of Scrubs.</div> +<div class="i0">Himself from Ranks had risen by his merit,</div> +<div class="i0">But those advantages did not inherit</div> +<div class="i0">That in the best societies you find</div> +<div class="i0">Arising from a cultivated mind;</div> +<div class="i0">Imperiously made all beneath him feel</div> +<div class="i0">His rod of Power and his wond’rous zeal,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, Sir, you Ensign, mind, on no pretext</div> +<div class="i0">‘Must you neglect to call day after next.</div> +<div class="i0">‘There, get you gone! for you I’ve nothing more,’</div> +<div class="i0">And with his finger pointed to the Door.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John travelled out, repeating, ‘Nothing more!</div> +<div class="i0">‘D——n me if e’er I met so rude a Bore!’</div> +<div class="i0">But by experience knew that to complain</div> +<div class="i0">Against such Brutal manners would be vain.</div> +<div class="i0">Accustom’d now, he quickly stirr’d about,</div> +<div class="i0">First to obtain, then make his Billet out.</div> +<div class="i0">This settled to his heart’s content,</div> +<div class="i0">That Day and Night he comfortably spent;</div> +<div class="i0">Next morning call’d, and so without delay,</div> +<div class="i0">To reach the next Depôt he bent his Way.</div> +</div> +</div> + +<p class="poem-end">END OF PART I</p> + +<div class="figcenter"><a name="lay-stock" id="lay-stock"> +<img src="images/lay_stock.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Johnny Newcome going to lay in Stock.</p> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a name="getting-billet" id="getting-billet"> +<img src="images/getting_billet.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Getting into his Billet.</p> +</div> + +<h3>FOOTNOTES</h3> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-1" id="Footnote-1"></a><a href="#Anchor-1" class="label" title="Return to text">1</a> +This species of partial puffing is carried too far. It +reminds me of something of a similar tendency, that panegerized a young +Count who was killed by a <em class="smc">Broad-Wheeled Waggon</em>.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-2" id="Footnote-2"></a><a href="#Anchor-2" class="label" title="Return to text">2</a> +The intention of government was no doubt to consult as much +as possible the convenience of the Officers; but, the arrangement <em>was</em>, +and <em>is</em>, shameful, respecting their treatment when embarked and on +board Transports. In the first instance, hurried to get on Board, they +immediately find they have nothing to expect but a hard berth, the use +of the Cabin, and Rations; no utensils to cook with, or to use; no +person to cook for them; in short, all must depend on their individual +exertion. Conceive a young Lad, without a servant, and with a scanty +purse, thus situated, expecting a voyage of a month or six weeks’ +continuance!</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-3" id="Footnote-3"></a><a href="#Anchor-3" class="label" title="Return to text">3</a> +With respect to the Officers at Lisbon, who were there +either on duty, or leave, or otherwise, the variety of their dress +became at length so ridiculous that Major-General Peacock was obliged to +issue a severe Order, restricting them to the use of the Regimental +Great Coat, and Hat, or Cap.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Lord Wellington, in consequence of the heat of the weather, indulged the +Officers in wearing loose Great Coats; but this was soon followed up +with waistcoats of all sorts, and colours, with filagree gold, or silver +buttons, and what were called Forage Caps, of all fancies and shapes. +They only wanted the appendage of Bells.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-4" id="Footnote-4"></a><a href="#Anchor-4" class="label" title="Return to text">4</a> +All Officers under the rank of Field-Officer, on landing at +Lisbon, were ordered to report themselves at the Town-Major’s Office, +and were from thence sent to the Belem Depôt, to be disposed of by the +Commandant there.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-5" id="Footnote-5"></a><a href="#Anchor-5" class="label" title="Return to text">5</a> +‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">No intende</span>,’ in Portuguese, signifies +‘don’t understand.’</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-6" id="Footnote-6"></a><a href="#Anchor-6" class="label" title="Return to text">6</a> +The Barracks at Belem were assigned as a general receptacle +for Detachments coming from England, and all recovered Men. Captain +Brown, of the 23rd Regiment (than whom no Officer could have managed the +duties of Commandant more properly, reputably, and honourably), made the +arrangements for the march of Parties to join the Army, apportioned the +number of Officers; and gave them orders, and directions for their +conduct. Sometimes he permitted Officers to proceed alone to join their +Regiments, but generally they were attached to Parties. +</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +One general Rout to the Army was established, and the distances so +divided, and Depôts formed, that the parties could be provisioned every +three or four Days; a Commandant, and Adjutant, with requisite +non-commissioned officers, being established at each Depôt, together +with a Commissariat and an Hospital; and though last, not, +unfortunately, the least necessary, a Provost-Marshal.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-7" id="Footnote-7"></a><a href="#Anchor-7" class="label" title="Return to text">7</a> +At the commencement of the Campaign on the Peninsula, the +Portuguese certainly treated the British Officers in the most generous +manner,—voluntarily and hospitably received them into their Houses, and +externally carried their liberality to great excess; giving up their +most elegant Apartments, supplying them with a proportion of Plate, +Linen, Fuel, and Wax Candles; but it is with regret that I am obliged to +state that this indulgence and hospitality was, in many instances, +scandalously abused, and the most ungentlemanlike, ungrateful, indecent, +and ungenerous returns were often made. What was the consequence? So +many complaints were made against the Officers for abusing their +Billets, that a General Order was issued, stating the number of rooms +each rank was entitled to, and restricting the <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">quantum</i> of Furniture to +one Table, <a class="correction" id="fn7-one" name="fn7-one" title="Original has 'One'">one</a> +Chair, and one Lamp, and an allowance of Oil for each +Apartment, with the use of a Kitchen. The consequence follows, that +whatever inconvenience, mortification, rudeness, or inhospitable +treatment Officers have since experienced, results from the misconduct +(I hope only comparatively) of a few. Circumstances in the outset may +have imposed a sentiment on the Natives, perhaps rather foreign to their +disposition; but the change of circumstances, and the conduct of our +Officers, seem to have left a disposition in the Portuguese to treat us +roughly, and to get rid of us altogether.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-8" id="Footnote-8"></a><a href="#Anchor-8" class="label" title="Return to text">8</a> +The opening of the Odoriferous Sluices generally commences about +9 o’clock <small>P.M.</small> and continues, without intermission, for about two +hours, and woe to those unfortunates whose business, or pleasure, leads +them forth during this display of Portuguese cleanliness!</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +There are certain regulations respecting this filthy outrage, such as +requiring those people to call out three times, by way of warning the +Foot-passenger of his danger, and the offenders are likewise liable to +be called to some sort of reckoning; but the Laws, and the +administration of the Laws, are altogether so defective, that it is very +difficult to get redress, in cases in which robbery, or even murder, +have been committed. Nay, I this moment see a Villain at large, who, +without receiving any offence, but what he chose to consider one, on a +young Officer’s looking at a Girl, actually followed him, and struck him +from behind with a stick so heavily as to brake his arm. The fellow was +taken up, and evidences produced, proving the fact: but he is protected +by his master (a <span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">fidalgo</span>, <i>i.e.</i> a gentleman), and at this moment +insolently stares a British officer in the face.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-9" id="Footnote-9"></a><a href="#Anchor-9" class="label" title="Return to text">9</a> +It was customary for the British Officers who came to +Lisbon for the purpose of joining the army, to provide themselves with a +Mule or two, to carry their baggage. The only convenient opportunity to +make this purchase was at a sort of fair, held every Tuesday in the +lower part of the town. There, Horses, Mules, and Donkies were bought +and sold; and, as in all Markets, the price chiefly depended on the +demand. The Portuguese Horse-dealer has all the avidity of an English +jockey to pick your pocket, but they are not so <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">au fait</i> at the +business. At this Fair, you buy or sell your Animal. The bargain is +struck, the Money paid, and the contract is indissoluble.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +English Guineas, at that time, had no attraction. The Dollar, or +<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt"><a class="correction" id="fn9-Moidore" +name="fn9-Moidore" title="Original has 'Moidure'">Moidore</a></span>, +was the medium; but since the Guineas have been introduced in +payment of the Army, the Portuguese seem to appreciate their value.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +It was customary for Officers who wanted Cash to give their Draft on +some House in London, &c. &c.; but it was purchasing Money very +expensively, giving at the rate of six Shillings and Sixpence for a +Dollar that would bring only five Shillings; thus losing eighteen-pence +on every five Shillings.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-10" id="Footnote-10"></a><a href="#Anchor-10" class="label" title="Return to text">10</a> +The Portuguese greeting each other, embrace; a practice +certainly strange to a Briton, and recollecting the effluvia of garlic, +is horribly offensive.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-11" id="Footnote-11"></a><a href="#Anchor-11" class="label" title="Return to text">11</a> +Messrs. Smith and Co. opened a Warehouse of English goods, +where an Officer might suit himself (paying rather dearly) with every +article of wearing apparel, and furniture for the animals, &c.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-12" id="Footnote-12"></a><a href="#Anchor-12" class="label" title="Return to text">12</a> +The scarcity of forage rendered it necessary to curtail +the quantity of animals allowed for the use of the army. This fell +somewhat hard on Subaltern Officers, who were obliged so to contract +their baggage as to deprive themselves of many articles actually +necessary to their convenience. That something to wear—something to +sleep on—something to eat—and something to cook with—were really +necessary for existence; and only one miserable animal was allowed to +carry what was so essential for two Subaltern Officers; but it was +unfortunately the case.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-13" id="Footnote-13"></a><a href="#Anchor-13" class="label" title="Return to text">13</a> +<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Senhor</span> Cavigole, as well as many others, Misters and +<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Senhors</span>, kept shops replete with stores of all sorts, which they sold at +a very high price, but with which officers knew they must be supplied; +for the hungry French had deprived the Portuguese of that little they +possessed; and it did happen, and not unfrequently, that divisions had +been so scantily supplied with rations, that even a private soldier has +been known to give a Dollar for one biscuit, and glad to satisfy his +hunger at that enormous rate.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-14" id="Footnote-14"></a><a href="#Anchor-14" class="label" title="Return to text">14</a> +The <span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Juis de Fero</span> is the Magistrate. The soldiers +contracted the appellation to <i>Jewish</i>.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-15" id="Footnote-15"></a><a href="#Anchor-15" class="label" title="Return to text">15</a> +The Subaltern Officers, in the Portuguese service, were +taken from very humble situations, and of course are not treated by +their countrymen with the distinction and respect which British Officers +claim; consequently, where Quarters or Billets are disposed according to +rank, the Portuguese <span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Alfares</span>, or Ensigns, are thrust into any wretched +hovel, and, from the ignorance of the country magistrates, the British +Subaltern Officers were not unfrequently treated with as little +ceremony: many of them were billeted in the most wretched, filthy, +miserable dwellings, which among a race of people so excessively nasty +in themselves, rendered the officers particularly uncomfortable.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-16" id="Footnote-16"></a><a href="#Anchor-16" class="label" title="Return to text">16</a> +Immediately in the vicinity of Lisbon, a person may +contrive at the inns, or rather wine houses, to be somewhat better +accommodated than at a Subaltern’s billet.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-17" id="Footnote-17"></a><a href="#Anchor-17" class="label" title="Return to text">17</a> +No disrespect is intended, but until one can ‘make a Silk +Purse of a Sow’s ear,’ we must be content to submit to the ‘insolence of +Office.’</p> + +<p style="margin-top: 3em;"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span></p> + +<p class="half-title"> +<span class="small">THE MILITARY ADVENTURES</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span><br /> + +<span class="smaller">PART II</span> +</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46"></a></span></p> +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span></p> + +<h2 title="PART II"><a class="anch" name="Part-II" id="Part-II"> +<span class="small">THE MILITARY ADVENTURES</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span><br /> + +<span class="smaller">PART II</span></a></h2> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0"><span class="smcap">Now</span> once on their Way we see the Pair,</div> +<div class="i0">When John, as passing, did around him stare;</div> +<div class="i0">Though flat the Country, oft he got a peep</div> +<div class="i0">At the smooth Tagus in its mazy sweep;</div> +<div class="i0">Whose Banks well covered by the richest soil,</div> +<div class="i0">Yielding abundant Crops, with scanty Toil.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis a fine Country, Teague, one needs must say,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But thousands should not tempt me here to stay.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’d not live here,’ says Teague, ‘among the Craters;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give me dear Ireland, Whiskey and Paraters.’</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="taking-breakfast" name="taking-breakfast"> +<img src="images/taking_breakfast.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Taking his Breakfast.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Thus time beguil’d in social chat was past,</div> +<div class="i0">When John reflected he’d not broke his Fast.</div> +<div class="i0">When from the Road a narrow path he took,</div> +<div class="i0">And gain’d a Rocky Bank, hard by a Brook.</div> +<div class="i0">For now friend Sol had his meridian got—</div> +<div class="i0">John felt uneasy, ’twas so scorching hot.</div> +<div class="i0">With eager look a survey round he made,</div> +<div class="i0">To take advantage of some friendly Shade.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Alas! no friendly Bough would interpose</div> +<div class="i0">A shadow large enough to screen his nose,</div> +<div class="i0">So, near the spot at which his Dobbins drank,</div> +<div class="i0">He crept beneath the shelving of the Bank;</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst Teague, regardless of the Sultry ray,</div> +<div class="i0">Unpack’d the load, and let the Dobbins stray:</div> +<div class="i0">Then spread the Breakfast, which, to John’s relief,</div> +<div class="i0">Proved a good store of Biscuit, Ham, and Beef.</div> +<div class="i0">John, now refresh’d, still closer in did creep,</div> +<div class="i0">With Brandy quench’d his thirst, and fell asleep.</div> +<div class="i0">Teague hearing now his Master snore profound,</div> +<div class="i0">With great composure squatted on the ground;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Then with the Brandy filled the largest Cup—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here’s to good luck!’ said he, then drank it up.</div> +<div class="i0">Again replenish’d, down again it goes,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘And that’s,’ said Teague, ‘in honour of my Nose.’</div> +<div class="i0">Another filled, Teague thought it mighty clever,</div> +<div class="i0">Though last, not least, ’twas ‘Ireland for ever.’</div> +<div class="i0">Then cast a look around, to see all right,</div> +<div class="i0">Fell on his back, and wish’d himself good Night.</div> +<div class="i0">When now the Sun had three parts clear’d his Course,</div> +<div class="i0">Teague started up, and look’d for Mule and Horse;</div> +<div class="i0">Pack’d up and loaded, and with gentle stroke,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Touching his Master’s shoulder, he awoke;</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis time to March, Sir, and more cool the weather.’</div> +<div class="i0">John was content, so off they went together;</div> +<div class="i0">Reach’d Gallega that night; Punhete next day.</div> +<div class="i0">Poor John knock’d up, began to curse the Way.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Such Bl—st—d Roads will make a Fellow crazy!’</div> +<div class="i0">‘O plase you, Sir,’ said Teague, ‘do just be asy;</div> +<div class="i0">‘By Ja—s ’tis a turnpike, let me tell ye,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To what you’ll meet with at that Villa Velhe.’</div> +<div class="i0">John interrupted Teague in his Oration,</div> +<div class="i0">To know, was not Abrantes the next Station?</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Faith, and it is,’ said Teague, ‘there is no doubt;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is it not mintioned in your Honour’s Route?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘O! D——n the Route,’ said John; ‘I want to know,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m so curst tired, how far we have to go!’</div> +<div class="i0">Abrantes Castle now came full in sight,</div> +<div class="i0">Much to John’s consolation and delight.</div> +<div class="i0">A T——r was its <span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Juiz</span>; as folk say,</div> +<div class="i0">If not belied, and in the Frenchman’s pay,</div> +<div class="i0">A Brutish Coxcomb—rough, and most uncivil,</div> +<div class="i0">Who slily wish’d our Army at the Devil;</div> +<div class="i0">On all occasions, it was his delight,</div> +<div class="i0">On British Officers to vent his spite;</div> +<div class="i0">Kept John, with Teague and Baggage, at his Door,</div> +<div class="i0">Kicking their heels for full three hours and more.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John fumed and fretted—but ’twas all in vain;</div> +<div class="i0">Till tired to death, his Billet did obtain.</div> +<div class="i0">But such a filthy, loathsome, beastly Hut</div> +<div class="i0">Mud walls, Mud floor, besmear’d with Slime & Smut!</div> +<div class="i0">‘O L—d!’ says John, ‘pray how shall I contrive,</div> +<div class="i0">‘In this D——n’d hole, to keep myself alive?’</div> +<div class="i0">A half-starved Taylor, vamping up old breeches,</div> +<div class="i0">Cried, ‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Viva, Senhor!</i>’ and pursu’d his stitches.</div> +<div class="i0">‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Viver!</i>’ said John, + ‘O G—d confound your “<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">viver</i>,”</div> +<div class="i0">‘This horrid place will put me in a Fever.’</div> +<div class="i0">Then with Grimaces, Sighs, and Groans, and Shrugs,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Explor’d this den of Lice, and Fleas, and Bugs.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">It is a fact well known, the Portuguese</div> +<div class="i0">Cherish voluptuously both Lice and Fleas;</div> +<div class="i0">Some Bramin-like, are influenc’d by Piety,</div> +<div class="i0">But mostly for Amusement, and Society;</div> +<div class="i0">For Females oft in parties will carouse,</div> +<div class="i0">Scratching each other’s Heads, t’ entrap a Louse,</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst on their skins, the Fleas will Skip, & Scramble,</div> +<div class="i0">And wanton Lice through all their ringlets ramble.</div> +<div class="i0">Not that these Gamesome Merriments we find,</div> +<div class="i0">As in some Countries, to the Poor confin’d;</div> +<div class="i0">Here does their influence undisputed Reign,</div> +<div class="i0">From Courtly Nobles, to the humble Swain.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But to resume, poor John, as it was late,</div> +<div class="i0">Sadly submitted to his wretched fate;</div> +<div class="i0">Rejected Food, on Canteens stretch’d he lay,</div> +<div class="i0">And sullen watch’d for the returning Day.</div> +<div class="i0">Teague fed his Animals, then took his Dose,</div> +<div class="i0">And soon resign’d himself to his repose.</div> +<div class="i0">Restless poor John now pass’d the tedious Night,</div> +<div class="i0">Each minute starting from a greedy Bite;</div> +<div class="i0">With outstretch’d neck, his eyes he cast aloof,</div> +<div class="i0">Reliev’d at length by Day-light through the Roof,</div> +<div class="i0">Set Teague to work, and so without delay,</div> +<div class="i0">Saddled his Dobbins, and went on his way.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Now eagerly he sniffed the fragrant Gale,</div> +<div class="i0">The Tagus crossed, and travell’d in the Dale.</div> +<div class="i0">Govina, Niza, now left in their Rear,</div> +<div class="i0">When Dobbin stopped, and bristled up with fear.</div> +<div class="i0">‘God rot the beast!’ says John in some amaze,</div> +<div class="i0">Rose in his stirrups, and did round him gaze:</div> +<div class="i0">A sight beheld, that gave his nerves a shock,</div> +<div class="i0">A mangled human Body on the + Rock.<a name="Anchor-18" id="Anchor-18"></a><a href="#Footnote-18" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 18">18</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Transfix’d, he stared with horror and affright,</div> +<div class="i0">And roared to hasten Teague with all his might.</div> +<div class="i0">Teague unconcerned, with shrug of nonchalance,</div> +<div class="i0">Said, ‘O, by Ja—s! you’ll ne’er get to France!</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’s a Frenchman, Master, that lies sprawling,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Wolves have given him a pretty mauling.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘What, Teague,’ said John, who felt another dread,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is’t Wolves that have upon this Carcase fed?’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Again with horror did around him peer;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Won’t they attack us, Teague?’ they must be near.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Attack,’ says Teague, ‘your honour need not fright;</div> +<div class="i0">‘If we were dead, and Travelling here, they might.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John tired, and anxious, now began to grumble,</div> +<div class="i0">The cursed, rugged Road, made Dobbin stumble;</div> +<div class="i0">Some sad mishap his senses now forebodes,</div> +<div class="i0">When Teague exclaims, ‘These are the + <a class="correction" id="p58-Devils" name="p58-Devils" title="Original has 'Devils'">Devil’s</a> + own Roads!’</div> +<div class="i0">Now from a Cliff they view’d a Gulph below,</div> +<div class="i0">Where Tagus sternly midst the Rocks did flow,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</a></span> +<div class="i0">A narrow path they follow’d, jam’d with stones,</div> +<div class="i0">John, Dobbin led, and trembled for his bones:</div> +<div class="i0">Scrambling, & straggling, step from Ridge to Ridge;</div> +<div class="i0">At length, the danger passed, they reach’d the Bridge.</div> +<div class="i0">Now on their Route we find them each day gaining,</div> +<div class="i0">But, wearied out, poor Johnny ceas’d complaining;</div> +<div class="i0">Grown used to suffer Insolence and Pillage</div> +<div class="i0">In every beastly town and dirty Village;</div> +<div class="i0">To see Religion made the tool of Knaves;</div> +<div class="i0">To crush morality, and nourish Slaves.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">As now to Salamanca near John drew,</div> +<div class="i0">Pleas’d that to Portugal he’d bid adieu,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Was told to hasten—there might be a Fight,</div> +<div class="i0">The Hostile foes were in each other’s sight:</div> +<div class="i0">With British ardour thrilling thro’ each vein;</div> +<div class="i0">Urged by an impulse nothing could restrain.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John’s soul was meek, but he felt in truth</div> +<div class="i0">With all the bashful modesty of Youth;</div> +<div class="i0">From his blest native Soil he did inherit</div> +<div class="i0">A bold, determined mind, and active spirit;</div> +<div class="i0">Nought could his zealous energy oppose,</div> +<div class="i0">He’d join his Reg’ment, and he’d face its Foes—</div> +<div class="i0">Boldly push’d on to share in the Attack,</div> +<div class="i0">And found the brave King’s Own in + <i>Bivouac</i>.<a name="Anchor-19" id="Anchor-19"></a><a href="#Footnote-19" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 19">19</a></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</a></span> +<div class="i0">All here to John appear’d both strange, and new,</div> +<div class="i0">He knew not what to say, nor what to do;</div> +<div class="i0">Which way to turn, nor whom he should accost,—</div> +<div class="i0">Poor John amidst the motley Crew was lost.</div> +<div class="i0">Here groupes of Soldiers, in light converse stood,</div> +<div class="i0">Some he saw cooking, others fetching Wood.</div> +<div class="i0">And here, and there, were seen a huddled heap,</div> +<div class="i0">In spite of scorching Sun, all fast asleep.</div> +<div class="i0">And now a crowd of Officers he sees,</div> +<div class="i0">On Rocky fragments sitting at their ease.</div> +<div class="i0">John went to seek the Officer Commanding:</div> +<div class="i0">An Officer replied, ‘Sir, there he’s standing.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John now with modesty reveal’d his Name,</div> +<div class="i0">Told him the Rank he held, and how he came.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="introduced-colonel" name="introduced-colonel"> +<img src="images/introduced_colonel.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Introduced to his Colonel.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Officer his aid now friendly lent him,</div> +<div class="i0">Proposing to the Colonel to present him.</div> +<div class="i0">To this John readily gave his assent,</div> +<div class="i0">And arm in arm they sociably went.</div> +<div class="i0">Arriv’d, the Officer first stepped before,</div> +<div class="i0">‘This, Sir, is Ensign <i>Newcome</i>, of our Corps.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m very glad to see you, Mr. <i>Newcome</i>;</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis charming weather: pray from whence do you come?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Uncommon hot, Sir! but I push’d my Cattle,</div> +<div class="i0">‘In hopes I should in time be for the Battle.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘O! you’re in famous time, you need not fear:</div> +<div class="i0">‘But you must send your Baggage to the Rear.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Devil!’ quoth John, ‘this is a queer beginning,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So sweating Hot, and not a change of Linen.’</div> +<div class="i0">And then in modest accents did intreat,</div> +<div class="i0">He might reserve his Canteens and his + Meat.<a name="Anchor-20" id="Anchor-20"></a><a href="#Footnote-20" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 20">20</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘By no means, Sir, just now, we Sons of Mars,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Are glad to live on Brandy and Segars.</div> +<div class="i0">‘In anxious times like these, it is our plan,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To satisfy our hunger as we can;</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Ground our Bed, where we contented lie,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Nought interposes ’twixt us and the Sky.</div> +<div class="i0">‘We first must drub yon Saucy Vapouring Elves,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then get our Baggage, and enjoy ourselves.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John listen’d, scrap’d, and bow’d, and then retir’d:</div> +<div class="i0">(Not that the Colonel’s speech he much admir’d.)</div> +<div class="i0">‘Come,’ said his Friend, ‘cheer up, & don’t be glum.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ve got a Biscuit, and a little Rum.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘No, no,’ said John, ‘I’ll from my Canteens borrow,</div> +<div class="i0">‘We’ll feast to-day, altho’ we starve to-morrow.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then hand out, Teague, whatever is to spare,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And let us all the Prog amongst us share.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now see him careless stretch’d upon the ground,</div> +<div class="i0">Viewing with silent wonder all around.</div> +<div class="i0">His brother Officers so oddly drest,</div> +<div class="i0">Their ragged Jacket, and their purple Vest;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Reg’mental Great Coats, batter’d, bare, and old;</div> +<div class="i0">And Forage Caps that once were blue, and gold.</div> +<div class="i0">Shirts of whose proper colour were no trace.</div> +<div class="i0">Mustachios, Whiskers, that disguised their face.</div> +<div class="i0">Yet all was lively, frolicsome, and gay,</div> +<div class="i0">Full of their laughter—full of fun and play.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">And now John’s Hams and Tongues were all paraded,</div> +<div class="i0">And by his hungry Friends were soon invaded;</div> +<div class="i0">The flowing Cup they to each other bandy,</div> +<div class="i0">They ate his Prog, and drank up all his Brandy.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</a></span> +<div class="i0">In course of conversation there arose</div> +<div class="i0">A question, as to number of their Foes.</div> +<div class="i0">One said there’s Twenty Thousand; others swore</div> +<div class="i0">There were, they thought, <em>at least</em> as many more:</div> +<div class="i0">As many more at least they would maintain—</div> +<div class="i0">Look at their Columns stretching o’er the Plain.</div> +<div class="i0">John started up, astonish’d to descry</div> +<div class="i0">The Hostile Army just below them lie.</div> +<div class="i0">‘O bless my heart!’ said John, ‘what lots of Foes,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’re scattered all about as thick as Crows.’</div> +<div class="i0">He view’d them with a keen, astonish’d eye,</div> +<div class="i0">Felt rather queer to find they were so nigh.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But snugly kept his thoughts within his breast,</div> +<div class="i0">Fearful they’d turn his ignorance to jest.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now evening closed, and cast a silent gloom;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Come,’ says his friend, ‘lay down, we’ll make you room:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here take this Blanket, and beneath you spread,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And here’s a Stone, as Pillow for your Head.’</div> +<div class="i0">John thankfully conformed to his advice,</div> +<div class="i0">And, like the rest, was snoring in a trice.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now the bold Leader of each Hostile Band,</div> +<div class="i0">Manœuvred for the ’vantage of the Land.</div> +<div class="i0">At length great Wellington, with his Allies,</div> +<div class="i0">Completely took the Frenchmen by surprize,—</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Boldly descended in the midst of Day,</div> +<div class="i0">Attack’d the French as they supinely lay;</div> +<div class="i0">His Light troops skirmishing, began the Battle,</div> +<div class="i0">Then thundering Cannon thro’ the Ranks did rattle.</div> +<div class="i0">Divisions to Divisions then oppose,</div> +<div class="i0">But British valour soon overwhelm’d its Foes.</div> +<div class="i0">Then burst the Cavalry with heroic speed,</div> +<div class="i0">Charging their Squares, and every where succeed.</div> +<div class="i0">Beat at all points, the dastard Frenchmen yield,</div> +<div class="i0">Trust all to flight, and scamper from the Field.</div> +<div class="i0">Thus the brave British, German, Portuguese,</div> +<div class="i0">Fought, Conquer’d, Triumph’d at th’ Arepiles;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And I, to deck my story, fain would sing,</div> +<div class="i0">How all the Salamanca Bells did ring;</div> +<div class="i0">How Peasants unconcerned, th’ ensuing Day,</div> +<div class="i0">Plough’d thro’ the honour’d soil where Heroes lay.</div> +<div class="i0">But no—content I’ll to my story keep,</div> +<div class="i0">And so return to John I left asleep;</div> +<div class="i0">Who, wrapt in slumber, care forgetting, lies,</div> +<div class="i0">The Long roll Beat—he started, rubb’d his eyes.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Why, what’s the matter?—surely it is dark.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Aye,’ says his friend, ‘we rise before the Lark.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our Orders are to fall in every Morn,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And stand to Arms an hour before the Dawn;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Come, rouse my honest Fellow, don’t be slack,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘At break of day the Frenchmen may attack.’</div> +<div class="i0">John rose, but grumbled out, ‘If I’d been told,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’d start me up thus shivering in the Cold;</div> +<div class="i0">‘To go Campaigning, I would ne’er been led.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But stuck to my own Corps, and Feather-Bed.’</div> +<div class="i0">The Adjutant did now friend Johnny fix,</div> +<div class="i0">To Captain Bull’s division, Number Six;</div> +<div class="i0">In Captain Buckett’s company, when ‘Lo!’</div> +<div class="i0">Says John, ‘I think I Captain Buckett know;</div> +<div class="i0">‘His uncle’s Tub the Brewer, I’ve no doubt,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Old Buckett lives in Faringdon Without.’</div> +<div class="i0">Soon recogniz’d—the Morn began to break;</div> +<div class="i0">His Captain begg’d he’d half a biscuit take:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Eat it, my boy, and mind what I shall say,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m sure we shall have pepp’ring work to Day;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And drink this Rum, for I’m apt to think</div> +<div class="i0">‘We shall have more to do than eat and drink.’</div> +<div class="i0">And he was right; in truth they soon did hear—</div> +<div class="i0">A sort of busy Hum came from the Rear.</div> +<div class="i0">An Order from the General, to say,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Column was to move without delay.’</div> +<div class="i0">John to his Captain stuck, but was perplex’d</div> +<div class="i0">To think of what the deuce was coming next.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now for three hours they March’d with steady pace,</div> +<div class="i0">Till they descended to the Mountain’s base.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Column halted—stood in close Array;</div> +<div class="i0">The Light Troops forward push’d to feel the way.</div> +<div class="i0">The Muskets’ prittle prattle soon commences,</div> +<div class="i0">Along the Front, from Ditches, Walls, and Fences.</div> +<div class="i0">Now, ’scaping from a distant patch of Smoke,</div> +<div class="i0">Shells from the Frenchmen’s Mortars round them broke.</div> +<div class="i0">And now their Field-Guns at the Column aiming,</div> +<div class="i0">Shot, after Shot, in peals of thunder coming.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="smells-powder" name="smells-powder"> +<img src="images/smells_powder.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Smells powder for the first time.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">When John this skirmishing did first behold,</div> +<div class="i0">He thought the Little Light bobs desperate bold.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But when stray Bullets whistled by his Ear,</div> +<div class="i0">John rather shrunk—but ’twas not done through fear;</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas his first trial, he could not disguise</div> +<div class="i0">A natural impulse, taken by surprise.</div> +<div class="i0">Now Bullets, Balls, and Shells around them flew,</div> +<div class="i0">As to th’ embattled Foe they nearer drew.</div> +<div class="i0">Now to its Right the Column did incline,—</div> +<div class="i0">Gain’d its Position, forming into Line;</div> +<div class="i0">With slow, but bold, intrepid pace, advance</div> +<div class="i0">Amidst the Vollies of the Troops of France.</div> +<div class="i0">The Battle soon with death-like fury rag’d.</div> +<div class="i0">John’s mind, his Eye, his every thought engag’d.</div> +<div class="i0">Around him Slaughter dwelt with ruthless Blow,</div> +<div class="i0">And Heroes’ blood did in sad torrents flow,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</a></span> +<div class="i0">When Johnny suddenly receiv’d command,</div> +<div class="i0">He in his Captain’s place should take his stand.</div> +<div class="i0">Struck by the fragments of a Broken Shell,</div> +<div class="i0">Fighting his country’s cause, the Hero fell.</div> +<div class="i0">Undaunted, undismayed, our gallant John</div> +<div class="i0">Took the Command, and bravely led them on.</div> +<div class="i0">And now by British valour close assail’d</div> +<div class="i0">(For British valour every where prevail’d),</div> +<div class="i0">Three piercing shouts their Hostile Bands invade,</div> +<div class="i0">When desperately the British charge was made.</div> +<div class="i0">O’erthrown, disorder’d, down their arms they threw,</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst British Victors every where pursue.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Thousands lay drench’d in gore upon the plain,</div> +<div class="i0">Thousands led Captive in the Conqueror’s train.</div> +<div class="i0">The Battle o’er, the foe now put to flight,</div> +<div class="i0">Chac’d by the Victors till the close of night.</div> +<div class="i0">The Gallant Bands to neighbouring heights retire,</div> +<div class="i0">In groupes collected, nestle round the Fire;</div> +<div class="i0">The conflicts of the day by turns relate,—</div> +<div class="i0">Count o’er the slaughtered, and lament their fate.</div> +<div class="i0">Stretch’d on the ground, they lay in sound repose,</div> +<div class="i0">Nor rous’d from slumber, till the Sun arose.</div> +<div class="i0">With melancholy zeal John bent his way</div> +<div class="i0">To seek the spot where his brave Captain lay—</div> +<div class="i0">Fain would I stop, but truth I must impart,</div> +<div class="i0">And spread a gloom o’er every British heart;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</a></span> +<div class="i0">As slow his searching eye survey’d the ground,</div> +<div class="i0">Bestrew’d with Mangled Carcases around,</div> +<div class="i0">He saw, when speechless, horror-struck he stood,</div> +<div class="i0">The naked Body weltering in its + Blood.<a name="Anchor-21" id="Anchor-21"></a><a href="#Footnote-21" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 21">21</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Alas!’ says John, with indignation heated,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is this the way a gallant Hero’s treated?’</div> +<div class="i0">And now the Body to the earth he gave,</div> +<div class="i0">And with a friendly tear bedew’d the Grave.</div> +<div class="i0">When Johnny did a Letter home Indite,</div> +<div class="i0">To tell his mother all about the Fight.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="writes-mother" name="writes-mother"> +<img src="images/writes_mother.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Johnny writes an account of the Action to his Mother, +which afterwards appears in the Star.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Dear Mother,</div> +<div class="jn-letter">‘In few words I will contrive</div> +<div class="i0">‘To let you know that I am safe alive.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I know, dear Mother, it will give you joy—</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Colonel said, I was a gallant Boy.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But truly, Mother, my poor pen can’t tell</div> +<div class="i0">‘How we were Pepper’d by the Shots and Shell.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Poor Buckett too, you know, old Buckett’s son,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Was kill’d, and fell before we made them run.</div> +<div class="i0">‘And now, dear Mother, I’m sure for joy you’ll cry,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To know who led his Soldiers to the charge? but I.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our glorious General too, he lives as hard</div> +<div class="i0">‘As any Ticket Porter in our Ward.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘But I’ve no time, though much I have to say,</div> +<div class="i0">‘We’re order’d to March off without delay.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I don’t know where to give you my direction,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So give my loving Father my affection.</div> +<div class="i0">‘We shall have Peace, and then go home again,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So I most dutifully do remain,</div> +<div class="jn-sig">‘J. N.’<br /></div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="half-rations" name="half-rations"> +<img src="images/half_rations.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Half Rations.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Rations now arriv’d, each took his share,</div> +<div class="i0">And eagerly devour’d the scanty Fare;</div> +<div class="i0">And scanty Fare it was, consisting chief</div> +<div class="i0">Of flinty Biscuit, tough, and stinking Beef,</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ Teague’s report at first made John look glum—</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis only half allowance, and no Rum.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘O Damn those Commissaries! what a disaster,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’ve brought us down, you see, to Lath & Plaster.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But, “<span lang="fr" xml:lang="pt">Vive la guerre</span>,” ’tis useless to repine.’</div> +<div class="i0">So on they March, and in the pursuit join.</div> +<div class="i0">Now rapidly they on the vanquish’d prest,</div> +<div class="i0">Snatching at intervals a hasty rest.</div> +<div class="i0">Day after Day, and frequently all Night,</div> +<div class="i0">They speed to check the Frenchmen in their flight:</div> +<div class="i0">When luckily for John, an order came</div> +<div class="i0">To Halt—for John was wearied, & poor Dobbin lame.</div> +<div class="i0">Close to Medina now their Stations took,</div> +<div class="i0">Amidst the standing Barley, near a Brook.</div> +<div class="i0">Knock’d up was John, his spirits quite forsook him,</div> +<div class="i0">So to his Hospital the Doctor took him.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Come cheer, my friend; come rally and be gay;—</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ve got some Lads to Dine with me to-day.’</div> +<div class="i0">John fain would rally, but was sick at heart;</div> +<div class="i0">Though at the dinner tried to play his part.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Come,’ says the Doctor, ‘here’s Rum and Segars;</div> +<div class="i0">‘This is the way we carry on our Wars.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, smoke, my boy, I know ’twill do you good;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And try this Country wine, ’twill cool your Blood.’</div> +<div class="i0">John smoked, & drank, & drank, & smoked again,</div> +<div class="i0">But nought upon his Stomach would remain.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</a></span> +<div class="i0">His head turn’d round—he tried to gain the door,</div> +<div class="i0">But miss’d his mark, and sp—d upon the floor.</div> +<div class="i0">‘O Ja—s,’ says a lively Irish Blade,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I ne’er before saw such a grand Cascade.’</div> +<div class="i0">Holding his Nose, exclaim’d a chubbly Lad,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give me some Rum, or I shall be as bad.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘True,’ says a third, and winking as he spoke,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Though well he stood the Fire, he can’t the Smoke.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Aye,’ says the Doctor, sagely, ‘it a fact is,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tobacco fumes corrode for want of practice;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Coming in contact with the + <a class="correction" id="p82-Mesentery" name="p82-Mesentery" title="Original has 'Mesentary'">Mesentery</a>,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Sickness produce, and sometimes Dysentery.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Aye,’ says another, cramming up his Snuff,</div> +<div class="i0">‘One at a time, the Cascade’s quite enough.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Come, <i>Newcome</i>,’ says the Doctor, ‘once more try;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of this you’ll get the better bye and bye.’</div> +<div class="i0">But now against the wall, John held his head,</div> +<div class="i0">And drawling out, ‘Ah, no! I’m almost dead.’</div> +<div class="i0">So, on a Blanket stretch’d, in wretched plight,</div> +<div class="i0">And, parch’d with fever, groan’d away the Night.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="smoke-drink" name="smoke-drink"> +<img src="images/smoke_drink.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Learning to Smoke and drink Grog.</p> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="sick-list" name="sick-list"> +<img src="images/sick_list.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Poor Johnny on the sick List.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Next morn the Doctor came, his Friend to seek,</div> +<div class="i0">And found poor Johnny, feverish, and weak.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Ah! Sir,’ says John, ‘it is to me quite clear,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That I’m a dead man, if they keep me here.’</div> +<div class="i0">The Doctor felt his Pulse, and gave a shrug;</div> +<div class="i0">The Constitution could not stand the Tug.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Your health, poor <i>Newcome</i>, does so bad appear,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That I shall send you straightways to the Rear.</div> +<div class="i0">‘To Salamanca first, and when you’re there,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You will be ordered Home for change of Air.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Board of Surgeons will, I’m well assur’d,</div> +<div class="i0">‘At once decide that here you can’t be cured.’<br /></div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="going-sick" name="going-sick"> +<img src="images/going_sick.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Going Sick to the Rear.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Next Morn, by times, John in a cart was laid,</div> +<div class="i0">Follow’d by Teague, and to the Rear convey’d;</div> +<div class="i0">Dragg’d in the midst of Donkies, Mules, and Carts,</div> +<div class="i0">With sick, and wounded, Johnny now departs,—</div> +<div class="i0">Expos’d to jolting Roads, to Dust, and Heat—</div> +<div class="i0">Expos’d for hours, in some vile Road or Street;</div> +<div class="i0">The livelong Day, no comfort, food, or rest,</div> +<div class="i0">Waking all Night, by sad disease opprest:</div> +<div class="i0">Around him anguish speaks in languid tones,</div> +<div class="i0">And wounded Heroes, stifling in their groans.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But from such dismal scenes I must refrain,—</div> +<div class="i0">The dreadfull retrospect gives only pain,</div> +<div class="i0">As ’tis my wish, in this my humble measure,</div> +<div class="i0">To give my gentle Reader only pleasure;</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ in this story of one Vent’rous Youth,</div> +<div class="i0"><em>I give the truth, and nothing but the truth.</em></div> +<div class="i0">At length to Salamanca John was taken,</div> +<div class="i0">His mind afflicted; frame and body shaken.</div> +<div class="i0">And once more Housed, in temporary dose,</div> +<div class="i0">His worn-out, wearied Carcase sought repose,</div> +<div class="i0">The Surgeons found, as Dissolution border’d,</div> +<div class="i0">That he to England must straightways be order’d.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</a></span> +<div class="i0">By easy journies, (tho’ estrang’d from ease),</div> +<div class="i0">He once more travell’d in the land of Fleas.</div> +<div class="i0">Onward was dragg’d o’er many a weary League,</div> +<div class="i0">His only comfort left was honest Teague.</div> +<div class="i0">Silent and sad he lay, and scarcely spoke,</div> +<div class="i0">But ‘<i lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Oh Patron, oh! sparum, sparum + poke</i>.<a name="Anchor-22" id="Anchor-22"></a><a href="#Footnote-22" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 22">22</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Oh, mind the Rascal, Teague, don’t let him spill me;</div> +<div class="i0">‘The horrid Brute I’m sure’s resolv’d to kill me.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And, now when many a tedious Day had past,</div> +<div class="i0">Half-dead at Lisbon, he arriv’d at last.</div> +<div class="i0">His piteous case was now by Teague convey’d,</div> +<div class="i0">And in due form before the General laid.</div> +<div class="i0">A Fleet of Transports in the Tagus lay,</div> +<div class="i0">And was to Sail for England the next day.</div> +<div class="i0">The General kindly sent poor Johnny word—</div> +<div class="i0">A Birth was order’d; he might go on Board;</div> +<div class="i0">With kind indulgence, and which did him honour,</div> +<div class="i0">Permission gave that he might take O’Connor.</div> +<div class="i0">Teague’s honest joy now kindled in his heart,</div> +<div class="i0">When from his Master he was not to part.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘He’d been his Friend, his Nurse, his Consolation;</div> +<div class="i0">‘No braver Lad,’ says Teague, ‘lives in the Nation;</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll get him snug on Board, and then I think,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll to my Friends, and to take a hearty drink.’</div> +<div class="i0">Now John by Teague was safely stow’d on Board,</div> +<div class="i0">And Teague got staggering drunk to keep his word.</div> +<div class="i0">Next morn by times, to Johnny’s great surprize,</div> +<div class="i0">Teague had a broken Nose, and two Black Eyes.</div> +<div class="i0">Teague thought by some excuse to make amends—</div> +<div class="i0">‘I <em>tuck</em> a Drink, your Honour, with some Friends.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘With Friends,’ said John, ‘no, Teague, you mean your Foes;</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Devil’s in’t, if Friends would break your Nose.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Ah no, your Honour,’ says Teague, ‘’twas Friends for <em>sartin</em>—</div> +<div class="i0">‘We drank like Friends, <em>but had a fight at parting</em>.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘O! aye,’ said John, ‘you Paddies like a joke,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So friendly-like, you took a parting Stroke.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Blue Peter hoisted, and the Wind was fair;</div> +<div class="i0">John much refresh’d inhal’d the saline air.</div> +<div class="i0">Stretch’d on the Deck, he oft did take his Station,</div> +<div class="i0">His empty stomach offer’d no oblation:</div> +<div class="i0">His wand’ring thoughts would retrospective cast,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Dwelling on all the Scenes that he had pass’d;</div> +<div class="i0">And fancy oft would pleasurably roam</div> +<div class="i0">To his lov’d Parents, and his happy Home.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now passing Ushant from the Bay of Biscay,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Don’t I,’ said Teague, ‘smell Ireland & Whiskey?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Why, Teague,’ said John, ‘I think we’re drawing near</div> +<div class="i0">‘The coast of Ireland, that is called Cape Clear.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, take the Spy-Glass—look with all your might.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘I see’t, by Ja—s, ’tis Clear out of sight.’</div> +<div class="i0">As to the Northward now the Wind did veer,</div> +<div class="i0">They trimm’d the Sails, and up the Channel steer;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Smoothly they ran, and, by the Convoy led,</div> +<div class="i0">They shortly cast their Anchor at Spithead.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Tho’ weak was John, and trembled at each joint,</div> +<div class="i0">He took a Boat, and landed at the point;</div> +<div class="i0">Popp’d Teague and Baggage in a Chaise and Four,</div> +<div class="i0">And quickly travell’d to his Father’s Door.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The honest Grocer was in daily use,</div> +<div class="i0">When he had din’d, to take a quiet snooze;</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst his good Dame, whose anxious mind was fill’d</div> +<div class="i0">With dread her dearest Johnny might be kill’d,</div> +<div class="i0">Sat pensively, lamenting her sad case—</div> +<div class="i0">In burst her Son, and flew to her embrace:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</a></span> +<div class="i0">She sigh’d, she sobb’d, and press’d him to her breast,</div> +<div class="i0">And all the Mother’s fondest love exprest.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The honest Grocer, waking in amaze,</div> +<div class="i0">Rubbing his eyes, did on our Hero gaze,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Why dang it now, do my old eyes tell true?</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is it my boy,—dear Johnny, is it you?</div> +<div class="i0">‘When did you come? how got you leave, my Boy?</div> +<div class="i0">‘Zounds! I’m so glad, I can’t contain my joy!’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John now explain’d how England he did reach;</div> +<div class="i0">Th’ enraptur’d Parents hung upon his speech.</div> +<div class="i0">His anxious Mother sadly now survey’d</div> +<div class="i0">The alteration that disease had made;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Saw his pale look, his sunk, and languid Eye,</div> +<div class="i0">Then gently said (with a Maternal sigh),</div> +<div class="i0">‘I see you’re ill, my Son, with pain, and grief:</div> +<div class="i0">‘What shall we do to give our John relief?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Ah, Dame! your slops and stuffs I see no good in—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give him a belly-full of beef and pudding;</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Boy’s half-starv’d—o’drat that cursed Spain:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Thank God! my child’s come back alive again.’</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="safe-returned" name="safe-returned"> +<img src="images/safe_returned.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Johnny safe returned to his Mama.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Our John ’tween Dad and Mother took a Chair,</div> +<div class="i0">And now more tranquil grew the happy pair;</div> +<div class="i0">Related what he’d seen, and how he felt</div> +<div class="i0">When first in action he the powder smelt:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Then prattled on until old Dad was yawning—</div> +<div class="i0">When tucked up by Mamma, he slept till morning.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">And now strange thoughts pervaded Johnny’s brain,—</div> +<div class="i0">He’d seen enough of Fighting, and of Spain;</div> +<div class="i0">So, after dinner, with his honest Sire,</div> +<div class="i0">With good old Port, and near a blazing Fire,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I think,’ says John, ‘Campaigning is no joke</div> +<div class="i0">‘With us poor <i>Subs</i>, it only ends in smoke:</div> +<div class="i0">‘For my own part, I’ve got a sort of notion,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That I, by other means, may get Promotion.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘How’s that?’ says Dad, ‘dear Johnny don’t be rash.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Father, I mean by interest, or by Cash.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘O aye, my Son, aye, now I think I take you—</div> +<div class="i0">‘If Cash will do’t, I’ll soon a Colonel make you.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘True, Sir,’ says John; ‘when the Gazette I read,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s many by that way I see succeed.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘If that’s your way,’ again replies the Dad,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll soon promote you, never fear my lad.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll tell you what, dear John, since off you ran,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Banker I’m become, and Alderman:</div> +<div class="i0">‘And what’s still better, as you will agree,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I represent the City, an M.P.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘An M.P., dear Dad—that’s devilish well,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then I can now Campaign it in Pall Mall.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Campaign at Carlton House—is’t that you + say<a name="Anchor-23" id="Anchor-23"></a><a href="#Footnote-23" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 23">23</a>?’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Aye, aye, dear Dad, you take me—that’s the way.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Who gets Promotion now? tell me who hears?</div> +<div class="i0">‘Do the poor Subs who’ve fought so many Years?</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Captain, now and then, may make a shift</div> +<div class="i0">‘By some odd accident to get a lift.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I know a man<a name="Anchor-24" id="Anchor-24"></a><a href="#Footnote-24" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 24">24</a> + of whom ’tis truly said</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘He bravely twice a Storming party led;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And Volunteer’d both times—now here’s the rub,</div> +<div class="i0">‘<em class="smc">The gallant fellow still remains a Sub</em>.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘That’s cruel hard, my boy, there is no doubt,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Enough to break a heart, tho’ e’er so stout;</div> +<div class="i0">‘But never mind, <em class="smc">I’ve Cash at my Command</em>.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’ve touch’d it somewhere. Eh! you understand.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘If that’s your Plan, gadzooks! I’ll bet a wager</div> +<div class="i0">‘I soon shall see you Captain! aye! and Major.’</div> +</div></div></div> + +<p class="poem-end">END OF PART II</p> + +<h3>FOOTNOTES</h3> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-18" id="Footnote-18"></a><a href="#Anchor-18" class="label" title="Return to text">18</a> +It was shocking to behold the number of dead bodies +(chiefly of the French Army) with which the Highway was crowded.—They +were in a horribly disgusting state of Nudity, and half devoured by +Wolves, and Birds. The Armies had no time to bury the Dead, and the +Inhabitants were either too indolent, or for some other reason neglected +to do it. But to such a state of Barbarism had the natives of Portugal +and Spain attained, that Boys and Girls have been seen throwing human +heads at each other, by way of amusement; and a little Urchin, ten years +old, Servant to an Officer, was heard frequently to boast, after the +Battle of Salamanca, of having stolen slily on the wounded Frenchmen, +struck them on the head with a Stone, in order, if possible, to kill, +for the purpose of plundering them.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-19" id="Footnote-19"></a><a href="#Anchor-19" class="label" title="Return to text">19</a> +The Army, not having tents, were obliged to lay out +exposed to the Weather.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-20" id="Footnote-20"></a><a href="#Anchor-20" class="label" title="Return to text">20</a> +In consequence of the difficulty of transporting Baggage, +and from other causes, a Regiment on active Service in the Peninsula, +could not keep up a regular Mess, as in England. Each Officer was +obliged to manage for himself. They were generally divided in +mess-parties of twos and threes. This greatly incommoded the Subaltern +Officer: allowed only the carriage of half an Animal, it was not +possible to admit, for the purpose of having eatables, any addition to +his share of Baggage. The mere Ration was all that could be carried, +with a Camp-kettle for culinary purposes. Besides, we must recollect the +difficulty of obtaining extra articles, and also the want of Money: so +that the bit of Beef, and the portion of Biscuit, was the general fare +for at least two-thirds of the Officers, with a small allowance of +Ration, Rum, and Wine (generally execrable stuff): the prime luxury was +a drop of Brandy and a Segar.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +With respect to the article of dress, the contents of a very small +Portmanteau was all that could be taken, and, if an Officer wore out, or +lost his Regimental Jacket, his great Coat was the substitute. As for +waistcoats, they were as fancy directed, but generally black, blue, or +green, of either silk or velvet.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +An enormous pair of Mustachios and Whiskers were frequently seen to +protrude from the delicate countenances of some of our Bond Street +Beaux.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-21" id="Footnote-21"></a><a href="#Anchor-21" class="label" title="Return to text">21</a> +For the purpose of getting Liquor, the invincible British +Soldier will commit every species of depredation: he will rob a House, +plunder a Church, steal from his Comrade, and strip his own Officer in +the midst of death and slaughter. Instances are known, and too +frequently have they occurred, of Scoundrels having, under pretence of +aiding a wounded Officer, rifled and stripped him of his apparel; and +all this was effected before death had sealed his doom—before his +gallant spirit, that through Life had led them to victory, or protected +them in Retreat, had quitted its earthly Mansion!</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-22" id="Footnote-22"></a><a href="#Anchor-22" class="label" title="Return to text">22</a> +In the Portuguese language various meanings are attached +to the same term. For instance, ‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Viva</span>’ is generally intended for, ‘How +do you do?’ ‘God bless you.’—‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Rompi</span>’ is used ‘to beat, to tear, to +scratch, to plunder.’—‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Patron</span>’ is ‘the father of a family, the husband, +the master.’—‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Sparum</span>,’ ‘stop, be quiet, be easy, have + done.’—‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">Poke</span>,’ +from ‘<span lang="pt" xml:lang="pt">poco</span>,’ ‘a little, directly, quietly.’</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +The Portuguese driver perfectly resembles the English wagoner; except +that the one is obstinate from stupidity, the other from insolence.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-23" id="Footnote-23"></a><a href="#Anchor-23" class="label" title="Return to text">23</a> +It is a <em>general observation</em>, ‘that One Campaign at +St. James’s is more efficacious in the attainment of promotion than +half-a-dozen Campaigns in active service.’ Military observers can easily +appreciate the justice of that remark.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +The fact is, that had his Royal Highness, the +<a class="correction" id="fn23-Commander" name="fn23-Commander" title="Original has 'Commander in-Chief'">Commander-in-Chief</a>, +the uncontrolled power in the guidance of the Army, Interest and Wealth +would give place to Justice, Merit, and Desert.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +I shall take the liberty to relate an anecdote which is of so recent a +date, that a reference may be had to it without difficulty. Attached to +Lord Wellington’s dispatches, relative to the victory of Vittoria, it +pleased the higher powers to subjoin the names of certain Officers, with +the promotion honourably granted to them, of course, and in consonance +with the recommendation of the noble chiefs—so many Majors to be +Lieutenant-Colonels, so many Captains to be Majors.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Before I allude to this particular circumstance, and one which gives +validity to the above ‘general observations,’ I beg to be understood, +that in being obliged to bring forward this case as one in point, the +Officer alluded to is universally esteemed; he is not only active, but +intelligent: he stands high in the estimation of his superiors, for a +knowledge of the duties of his profession, as well as zeal, and courage, +in their performance.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +This gentleman’s name was not introduced in the above promotion at the +Tail of the dispatch. Some time afterwards we saw it in the Gazette, but +in another class of name for the Brevet of Lieutenant-Colonel, and +bearing date (I think on account of the action) the same day, +<i lang="la" xml:lang="la">videlicet</i>, that of the <i>21st June</i>. But we now observe this Officer’s +name with the rank of Lieutenant-Colonel, his Commission bearing date +the 2nd of June, by which he has been promoted; over whom? He, a young +Major, over Lieutenant-Colonel O’Toole. I have not the honour to be +acquainted with that gentleman, <em>but it is generally known that he has +been in every action of the last three campaigns</em>. He has been promoted +from a Company, to a Majority, and Lieutenant-Colonelcy for his +meritorious conduct; in the last instance, for his gallantry at the +Battle of Vittoria.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +The Hussar Brigade came out in 1813; and all, I believe, that was ever +known of their gallantry, was a little affair of cavalry on the 2nd of +June, detailed to Lord Wellington in a flourishing letter from Colonel +Grant.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-24" id="Footnote-24"></a><a href="#Anchor-24" class="label" title="Return to text">24</a> +Lieutenant Dyas, of 51st Light Regiment.</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100"></a></span></p> +<p style="margin-top: 3em;"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[101]</a></span></p> + +<p class="half-title"> +<span class="small">SEQUEL</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">TO THE</span><br /> +<span class="small">MILITARY ADVENTURES OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span><br /> + +<span class="smaller">PART I</span> +</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102"></a></span></p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[103]</a></span></p> + +<h2 title="SEQUEL: PART I"><a class="anch" name="Sequel-Part-I" id="Sequel-Part-I"> +<span class="small">SEQUEL</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">TO THE</span><br /> +<span class="small">MILITARY ADVENTURES OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span><br /> + +<span class="smaller">PART I</span></a></h2> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0"><span class="smcap">Friends</span>, Fashion, Fortune, will deceptive veer,</div> +<div class="i0">Like fickle Seasons, in the varying Year.</div> +<div class="i0">A sad it is, but melancholy Truth,</div> +<div class="i0">How small, how slippery is the path of Youth:</div> +<div class="i0">Many, no doubt, incautious, weak, and blind,</div> +<div class="i0">Betraying want of prudence, want of mind,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[104]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Impetuously advance, nor look before—</div> +<div class="i0">They unlamented sink—to rise no more:</div> +<div class="i0">Others again, by observation guided,</div> +<div class="i0">Step firmly on, determined, and decided;</div> +<div class="i0">One solid Object steadily pursue,</div> +<div class="i0">Nor e’er lose sight of what they have in view.</div> +<div class="i0">Such was our Youth. If truly we him scan,</div> +<div class="i0">He knew the World, and was a Worldly man;</div> +<div class="i0">For deep intrigue, or artifice was fit,</div> +<div class="i0">Endued with ample store of Mother wit:</div> +<div class="i0">Apt was his mind, and his perception keen,</div> +<div class="i0">To meditate on what he’d heard and seen.</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ few years converse with the World he’d held,</div> +<div class="i0">He saw how much by folly ’twas impell’d;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[105]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Saw to their passions that Mankind were Slaves,</div> +<div class="i0">The dupes to flattery, and the sport of Knaves;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw exultation, which no art could smother,</div> +<div class="i0">Greedy enjoy the downfall of each other;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw honest poverty, by pride opprest,</div> +<div class="i0">And worthless Scoundrels for their wealth carest;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw titled Miscreants, to all feeling lost,</div> +<div class="i0">Disgrace the noble Pedigree they boast;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw Wealth and Honours shamefully misplac’d,</div> +<div class="i0">Fortune’s best gifts flagitiously disgrac’d:</div> +<div class="i0">So much he saw—he found he could insure</div> +<div class="i0">The Road to Wealth, and Honours quite secure.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[106]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The first was in his grasp, he knew old John</div> +<div class="i0">Was wond’rous rich, and he an only Son;—</div> +<div class="i0">And for the next, he could, some how, or other,</div> +<div class="i0">Arrange that too, with aid of his good Mother.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Plan now laid, he open’d his approach,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Mother,’ says he, ‘you ought to keep a Coach.</div> +<div class="i0">‘In that, dear Mother, I should feel a pride.’</div> +<div class="i0">(Johnny well knew his Mother’s weakest side.)</div> +<div class="i0">‘See Lady Jane Tobacco’s gay Parade—</div> +<div class="i0">‘She drives about, tho’ her good Man’s in Trade.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Ah! my dear John, all this is very true,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘But how to manage it? what must I do?’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[107]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘O! as to that, I’ll put it in a Train;</div> +<div class="i0">‘You know, dear Mother, Dad’s a little vain:</div> +<div class="i0">‘So now between ourselves I will disclose</div> +<div class="i0">‘A famous scheme, which I have to propose:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Old Dad is rich enough, as you can tell—</div> +<div class="i0">‘He first must be, a Banker in Pall Mall;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And having once, dear Mother, fixed him there,</div> +<div class="i0">‘We’ll have a Mansion in St. James’s Square;—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then at the Ministers old Dad shall set,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To make a Lord of him, or Baronet:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then Lady <i>Newcome’s</i> Equipage so neat,</div> +<div class="i0">‘With two smart Footmen rattling in the Street;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And with your Routs, your grandeur to evince,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Have half a score of Lords, and perhaps a Prince.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[108]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘What, tho’ the great may exercise their wit,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Themselves are Scions from some honest Cit!</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then here again am I, whom no one knows,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Grocer’s Son, among our City Beaux.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I in the Wars who have obtained some credit.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘It shall be done, dear John, and I have said it.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John’s picture he so artfully had drest,</div> +<div class="i0">Ambition’s flame now kindled in her breast.</div> +<div class="i0">It is an apt old adage, known of course,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Grey Mare often proves the better Horse.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[109]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Her end she gain’d; but how, I’m not to name,</div> +<div class="i0">For many thrifty Wives have done the same.</div> +<div class="i0">True to her text, the prudent Dame was right,</div> +<div class="i0">Our honest Grocer soon was dubb’d a Knight;</div> +<div class="i0">Soon in the West, establish’d in his Bank,</div> +<div class="i0">Strutted a man of Consequence and Rank.</div> +<div class="i0">My Lady too, which is not vastly rare,</div> +<div class="i0">She had her Mansion in St. James’s Square.</div> +<div class="i0">Now Cards of invitation flew about,</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John’s gay Dinners, and my Lady’s Rout.</div> +<div class="i0">The Fashionable World would not decline</div> +<div class="i0">To touch her Guineas, and to drink his Wine.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[110]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Thus in gay Circles lavishly they sport,</div> +<div class="i0">And Lady <i>Newcome</i>’s introduced at Court.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John’s turn now came to enter on the Stage;</div> +<div class="i0">And <i>Mr. Newcome</i> now was all the Rage.</div> +<div class="i0">John had perceived how much on wealth depends;</div> +<div class="i0">He was surrounded by an Host of Friends:</div> +<div class="i0">His lively skiff on Fashion’s surface floated,</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas but to ask, and Johnny was promoted.</div> +<div class="i0">His Game in hand, so well he play’d his Cards,</div> +<div class="i0">Renounc’d the Line, and glitter’d in the Guards;</div> +<div class="i0">In fashion’s sportive ring set all agoing—</div> +<div class="i0">Deep at Newmarket, and at Brookes’s knowing.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</a></span> +<div class="i0">In love affairs John managed well his part,</div> +<div class="i0">He had a golden rule to reach the heart.</div> +<div class="i0">In the gay vortex now you see him dash,</div> +<div class="i0">Lively, and volatile, but far from rash;</div> +<div class="i0">Where dissipation led was always ready,</div> +<div class="i0">But to his interest firm, and ever steady.</div> +<div class="i0">Panting to shine in Military fame,</div> +<div class="i0">For valourous Enterprize to get a Name,</div> +<div class="i0">He with this feeling mingled with the bevy,</div> +<div class="i0">And paid his humble duty at the Levee:</div> +<div class="i0">He knew full well the miserable chance</div> +<div class="i0"><i>Subs</i> in the Line had ever to advance;</div> +<div class="i0">He had strong claims to urge in his behalf,</div> +<div class="i0">A Guardsman was a Passport to the Staff.</div> +<div class="i0">A Captain now, he look’d for Higher Rank,</div> +<div class="i0">And knew th’ influence of his Father’s Bank.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But all in vain, the odious Regulation</div> +<div class="i0">That fix’d the time of service to each Station,</div> +<div class="i0">His object check’d; altho’ in his behest</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John push’d forward all his interest.</div> +<div class="i0">All would not do, nor interest, nor wealth,</div> +<div class="i0">Nor all the wily stratagem of stealth,</div> +<div class="i0">(Altho’ no doubt there was much deep finesse</div> +<div class="i0">By some employed, unknown to his Highness),</div> +<div class="i0">Could move the Duke, who, to his applause,</div> +<div class="i0">Would not infringe the Military Laws:</div> +<div class="i0">‘If Captain <i>Newcome</i>’s ardour and his zeal</div> +<div class="i0">‘Panted for Honour, or his Country’s weal,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Road to all was evident and plain.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Why then,’ says John, ‘I’ll to the Wars again.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘And so, dear Dad, go speak in my behalf,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A word from you will get me on the Staff.’</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John was proud to see his boy high-mettled,</div> +<div class="i0">So made his Bow, and every thing was settled.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Go then, my Son, rejoin that valiant Host,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Led by Old England’s pride, and Erin’s boast;</div> +<div class="i0">‘For him does every heart’s best wishes flow,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Who taught the Allies how to beat the Foe.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now once more Johnny greets the Azure Main,</div> +<div class="i0">Four gallant Chargers flourish in his Train;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Canteens, with Plate, and Prog completely stor’d,</div> +<div class="i0">To form an elegant and sumptuous board.</div> +<div class="i0">A Valet, and two Grooms, his Route attends,</div> +<div class="i0">Teague was gone dead, carousing with his Friends;</div> +<div class="i0">For scarce was John well settled at his home,</div> +<div class="i0">When Teague soon felt a secret wish to roam:</div> +<div class="i0">Long’d for his Native Cot, his Country dear,</div> +<div class="i0">So Friends, and Whiskey, finish’d his career.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">As now Sir John in the first Circle rolls,</div> +<div class="i0">Important objects his great mind unfolds.</div> +<div class="i0">The Ministers he counted as his own,</div> +<div class="i0">And got a thumping portion of the Loan.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Livery now harangued with bold Oration,</div> +<div class="i0">Extoll’d the prosperous credit of the Nation;</div> +<div class="i0">The laughter, scoffs, and hisses could receive—</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John laugh’d too—but it was in his sleeve.</div> +<div class="i0">Let him who loses laugh, in spite of dins,</div> +<div class="i0">Laugh those that will, he’ll surely laugh that wins.</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ W—n, W—d, and Q—n would snarl and bite—</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John, like others, knew ’twas merely spite:</div> +<div class="i0">With all their hustlings, hoaxings, and grimaces,</div> +<div class="i0">They only bellow’d for a change of places.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Patriots, no doubt a useful appellation,</div> +<div class="i0">A treacherous Figure to mislead a Nation,—</div> +<div class="i0">My Lord, Sir John, a Commoner, his Grace,</div> +<div class="i0">Are flaming Patriots—if out of Place;</div> +<div class="i0">No doubt ’tis useful in some way, or other,</div> +<div class="i0">And serves one wily Rogue to oust his Brother.</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John and Lady <i>Newcome</i> now agree</div> +<div class="i0">He should attend his Son down to the Sea.</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John had mighty matters to relate</div> +<div class="i0">About their present, and their future state;</div> +<div class="i0">Much to consult about, much to advise—</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John had suddenly grown wond’rous wise;</div> +<div class="i0">And Lady <i>Newcome’s</i> fashionable friends,</div> +<div class="i0">For her dear Johnny’s absence made amends.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Now in a Chaise and Four they onwards travell’d,</div> +<div class="i0">When thus Sir John his sentiments unravell’d:</div> +<div class="i0">‘D’ye see, my Son, as it has been my fate</div> +<div class="i0">‘To be a Knight, and Member of the State—</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m rich enough, no doubt, all that is true,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But then the Minister—he knows who’s who.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Financial knowledge I’ll not yield to Necker—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Full well they know my value at th’ Exchequer.</div> +<div class="i0">‘And you, my Son, I mean when next we meet,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Shall at St. Stephen’s Chapel take a Seat.</div> +<div class="i0">‘In the mean time, dear John, it would be wise</div> +<div class="i0">‘That you in every thing should scrutinize;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Transmit your observations in a Note—</div> +<div class="i0">‘They may be useful by and bye, to quote;</div> +<div class="i0">‘At present ’tis our plan, you will agree—</div> +<div class="i0">‘All’s right and proper, we no fault must see:</div> +<div class="i0">‘But, should a change take place, our Party out,</div> +<div class="i0">‘We then shall see most diff’rently, no doubt.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Let nothing, John, your observation pass,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Purveyors, Commissaries, all that Class;</div> +<div class="i0">‘As for the Staff, there’s nothing now to blame,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Duke’s wise measures have cut up that + Game.<a name="Anchor-25" id="Anchor-25"></a><a href="#Footnote-25" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 25">25</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘In former Wars we heard of Depredation,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A sort of Military Peculation,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But now, indeed, ’tis quite a diff’rent story,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They nought pursue but Honour, Fame, and Glory.</div> +<div class="i0">‘And as in Arms Old England’s proudly grown,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Honour, Fame, and Glory’s all their own.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">To this address John deep attention paid;</div> +<div class="i0">There was much policy in what he said:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</a></span> +<div class="i0">For the advice, his gratitude exprest,</div> +<div class="i0">And in his mind he treasur’d up the rest.</div> +<div class="i0">Thus mutually on future prospects counting,</div> +<div class="i0">They Portsmouth reach, and rattle to the Fountain.</div> +<div class="i0">A Chaise and Four creates a famous bustle—</div> +<div class="i0">Landlords and Waiters ’gainst each other hustle.</div> +<div class="i0">Obsequiously the Landlord bows the way—</div> +<div class="i0">Expensive work, for every Bow you + pay.<a name="Anchor-26" id="Anchor-26"></a><a href="#Footnote-26" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 26">26</a></div> +<div class="i0">But more of that anon—all things arrang’d;</div> +<div class="i0">The Dinner order’d, and apparel chang’d.</div> +<div class="i0">John said, ‘Dear Dad, we first must pay our Court</div> +<div class="i0">‘To the great Naval Chieftain of the Port’;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And slily whispering, ‘It is my drift</div> +<div class="i0">‘On board a Man-of-War to get a lift.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘You must, my Boy; I fancy there are few come</div> +<div class="i0">‘With so much wealth and power as Sir John <i>Newcome</i>.’</div> +<div class="i0">The Admiral was civil and polite,</div> +<div class="i0">And courteously receiv’d the worthy Knight.</div> +<div class="i0">The Card announc’d his dignity full well,</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas Sir John <i>Newcome</i>, Knight, M.P., Pall Mall.</div> +<div class="i0">The Admiral grew sociable and free,</div> +<div class="i0">And very much increas’d his courtesy.</div> +<div class="i0">‘My Son, a Captain of the Guards, intends</div> +<div class="i0">‘Once more in Portugal to see his Friends:</div> +<div class="i0">‘I would not suffer him to take this trip,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You know, dear Admiral, in a common Ship.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Oh, by no means, Sir John, I’m pleased, I own;</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Frigate soon will sail; ’tis the Pomone.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Your Son on board can go when he has leisure,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Carteret<a name="Anchor-27" id="Anchor-27"></a><a href="#Footnote-27" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 27">27</a> + I’m sure’ll receive him with great pleasure;</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’ll find in him, you safely may depend,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A thorough Seaman, Gentleman, and Friend.’</div> +<div class="i0">Sir John express’d his hopes some future Day</div> +<div class="i0">He might his kind civility repay.</div> +<div class="i0">Should the good Admiral to Town repair,</div> +<div class="i0">He hoped to see him in St. James’s Square;</div> +<div class="i0">Or should he some small object have in hand,</div> +<div class="i0">His little interest was at his Command.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The time now pass’d in viewing every Sight,</div> +<div class="i0">The Dock-yards, Ramparts, and the Isle of Wight.</div> +<div class="i0">Our Knight, to help his memory, now wrote</div> +<div class="i0">His observations down, by way of Note.</div> +<div class="i0">The Lines, and Ramparts his attention + takes,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">The muddy Ditches, and the slimy + Lakes.<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">Note<a name="Anchor-28" id="Anchor-28"></a><a href="#Footnote-28" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 28">28</a>—‘Guineas + I’m sure were here made Ducks and + Drakes.’<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">Then o’er the Dock-yard eagerly he pores,</div> +<div class="i0">Surveys around the Barrels, Masts, and Stores.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Anchors, Rope-house, and the Piles of Staves;</div> +<div class="i0">Note—‘I’m sure these Fellows are a pack of Knaves.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Sad Peculation here midst great and small,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s waste of Hemp enough to hang them all.’</div> +<div class="i0">The Shoals of Vessels too, that lay in Ordinary,</div> +<div class="i0">Our honest Knight considered most extraordinary.</div> +<div class="i0">While of our Ships, the French did Prizes make,</div> +<div class="i0">And at our Harbours’ mouth our Vessels take.</div> +<div class="i0">Note—‘Something here was very much amiss;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And were they not our <em>Friends</em>, should swing for this.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Not at this time a word he meant to say,</div> +<div class="i0">But snugly kept it for some future Day.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">While Dad was gravely making each remark,</div> +<div class="i0">John saw his Nags and Baggage safe embark;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw the dexterity with which they whip</div> +<div class="i0">The horse with Tackle safely in the Ship.</div> +<div class="i0">So firmly managed, yet with so much care,</div> +<div class="i0">Rais’d from the ground, suspended in the air,</div> +<div class="i0">The astonish’d Animal without a check</div> +<div class="i0">Is gently lower’d till he gains the Deck.</div> +<div class="i0">John found the Knight, whose head now chiefly run</div> +<div class="i0">On the sad way the Nation’s work was done;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</a></span> +<div class="i0">When having Dined, and o’er the social Glass,</div> +<div class="i0">He said—‘Dear Boy, strange things may come to pass,</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis right, as now our Party has the sway,</div> +<div class="i0">‘All must be right they do, and all they say.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But, should the Minister get his dismission,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our Party then will be in Opposition;</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis then for us to Badger, and to vex ’em—</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ve got some ticklers here, that will perplex ’em.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Interest now tells us it would be absurd</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of these vile Rogueries, to say a word,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But if they oust us, then without a doubt</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our bounden Duty is to tell it out;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘For should my Friends so shamefully be treated,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll let the Nation know how it is cheated.’</div> +<div class="i0">Next morn a Midshipman by times brought word</div> +<div class="i0">That Captain <i>Newcome</i> must repair on Board;</div> +<div class="i0">The Captain’s compliments, to let him know</div> +<div class="i0">The Wind was fair, the Ship to Sea must go.</div> +<div class="i0">The Knight his Son saw ready to depart,</div> +<div class="i0">Affectionately press’d him to his heart:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Adieu! dear Johnny! I shall be in pain</div> +<div class="i0">‘Until I see you safe return again;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Adieu! dear Son! my happiness enfold you,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But pray remember all that I have told you:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Write to me, John, whenever you are able,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Disguise your meaning, wrap it up in + Fable.<a name="Anchor-29" id="Anchor-29"></a><a href="#Footnote-29" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 29">29</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘You understand me, John’—then squeez’d his hand;</div> +<div class="i0">John in the Boat was quickly row’d from Land—</div> +<div class="i0">Soon reach’d the Frigate, which without delay</div> +<div class="i0">Her Topsails haul’d, and gently bore away.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">And now our Knight with solitary pace</div> +<div class="i0">Did to the Fountain Inn his way retrace;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Tired of himself, he there express’d his will—</div> +<div class="i0">‘To have his Chaise and Four, and have his Bill.’</div> +<div class="i0">The bill produced; ‘What’s this I see? why Zounds!</div> +<div class="i0">‘For three days’ living, six and fifty + pounds!<a name="Anchor-30" id="Anchor-30"></a><a href="#Footnote-30" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 30">30</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Myself, and Son, two Servants, and no more—</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Bill like this I never saw before.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Twas true, Sir John, but <em>meat</em>, Sir John, was dear;</div> +<div class="i0">‘It was, Sir John, a bad time of the Year.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Aye, aye, ’tis plain, egad! I see it now,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You charge D——d dear, my friend, for every Bow.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</a></span> +<div class="i0">In Carriage seated—paid; but swore he meant</div> +<div class="i0">‘To lay the Bill before the Parliament.’</div> +<div class="i0">To London went Post-haste, with thoughtful cares,</div> +<div class="i0">Now of his Son, and now on State Affairs.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Brisk was the Gale, with clear, uncloudy Weather;</div> +<div class="i0">Brisk was John’s heart, for he was in high Feather.</div> +<div class="i0">His rising Prospects, as he looked around—</div> +<div class="i0">What limits now could his Ambition bound?</div> +<div class="i0">In Fortune, Fashion, Rank, conspicuous shone,</div> +<div class="i0">From Eastern Hemisphere, a Rising + Sun.<a name="Anchor-31" id="Anchor-31"></a><a href="#Footnote-31" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 31">31</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</a></span> +<div class="i0">At Starting Posts, with Note-book, took his stand,</div> +<div class="i0">Or, midst the gaping throng, drove Four in hand—</div> +<div class="i0">He’d gamed with Princes, drank with Duke and Peer,</div> +<div class="i0">Was foremost in the Field in Leicestershire.</div> +<div class="i0">All this, ’tis true, conspired to give a claim,</div> +<div class="i0">A <i>Newcome</i> Title to notorious Fame;</div> +<div class="i0">And was, no doubt, most grateful to his Vanity—</div> +<div class="i0">Still ’twas a Trifling, Tonish, Tincture of Insanity.</div> +<div class="i0">Ardent he longed with gallant Hosts to Muster,</div> +<div class="i0">And by Achievement gain a Warlike lustre.</div> +<div class="i0">He wish’d ’mongst Heroes to be rank’d and known,</div> +<div class="i0">An Emanation from himself alone.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Alert and active, stretched is every Sail,</div> +<div class="i0">To catch the impulse from the ready Gale;</div> +<div class="i0">The Frigate glides with smooth and steady sweep</div> +<div class="i0">O’er the wide surface of th’ unfathomed Deep.</div> +<div class="i0">In elegance and ease they pass’d each Day,</div> +<div class="i0">The willing Breeze impell’d them on their Way.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Rock of Lisbon, towering in height—</div> +<div class="i0">St. Julian’s Castle open’d to their Sight.</div> +<div class="i0">With press of Sail the Tagus now explore,</div> +<div class="i0">And Johnny greets the Lusitanian Shore.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</a></span> +<div class="i0">His thanks return’d for this most pleasant Trip,</div> +<div class="i0">With glowing spirits soon he left the Ship.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">With all the Guardsman’s Nonchalance and Grace,</div> +<div class="i0">First to the Envoy’s he directs his pace.</div> +<div class="i0">A kind reception he should meet he knew,</div> +<div class="i0">A Guardsman’s Costume is, a <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">passe par tout</i>.</div> +<div class="i0">Besides from People in the highest Station</div> +<div class="i0">He’d Letters too of strongest commendation.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Envoy<a name="Anchor-32" id="Anchor-32"></a><a href="#Footnote-32" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 32">32</a> + was a Man of shrewd discerning,</div> +<div class="i0">A Man of Wit, of Fashion, and of Learning;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Perused the Letters, said, in Friendly way,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You’ll make my House your home, Sir, while you stay;</div> +<div class="i0">‘For you must know this Casa where I dwell,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is by the Quizzers called, the Guards’ Hotel.’</div> +<div class="i0">Our Hero thanked him for the Friendly offer—</div> +<div class="i0">It was a pleasing and a flattering proffer.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Sir Charles possessed, with elegance and ease,</div> +<div class="i0">The power of pleasing, and the will to please.</div> +<div class="i0">Our John was pleas’d—such offers don’t offend,</div> +<div class="i0">A sumptuous Table, with a lively Friend.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</a></span> +<div class="i0">All this arranged, John thought it right he now</div> +<div class="i0">Should on the General<a name="Anchor-33" id="Anchor-33"></a><a href="#Footnote-33" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 33">33</a> + wait, and make his Bow;</div> +<div class="i0">A Guardsman too, and strictly to his tether,</div> +<div class="i0">Adhered to the Old adage, ‘Birds of a Feather,’</div> +<div class="i0">John, as a Guardsman soon had his <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">entré</i>,</div> +<div class="i0">Greeted, and closeted without delay.</div> +<div class="i0">For Men in power great etiquette observe</div> +<div class="i0">(A necessary caution, and reserve),</div> +<div class="i0">Not that I would insinuate that here</div> +<div class="i0">There was more exercised than should appear.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The General was obliging, courteous, kind,</div> +<div class="i0">A Man of much urbanity of Mind;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But, Guardsman like, as I have said before,</div> +<div class="i0">Felt, as a Guardsman, the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Esprit du corps</i>.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">One observation I must introduce</div> +<div class="i0">By way of hint, it perhaps may be of use;</div> +<div class="i0">A grateful system by the Duke<a name="Anchor-34" id="Anchor-34"></a><a href="#Footnote-34" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 34">34</a> + observ’d,</div> +<div class="i0">That he who first arrives, the first is serv’d.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</a></span> +<div class="i0">An honour to his head and heart eternal,</div> +<div class="i0">The Ensign’s often seen before the Colonel.</div> +<div class="i0">I’m warranted in this my Postulatum,</div> +<div class="i0">For it, by general sanction, <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">est Probatum</i>.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John seated, now did Anecdotes relate</div> +<div class="i0">Of Fashion, Gallantry, and of the Great;</div> +<div class="i0">Who lost at Boodles—who supposed the winner—</div> +<div class="i0">The Whispers, Bagatelles, at the Guard Dinner;</div> +<div class="i0">In Fashionable life, who went astray—</div> +<div class="i0">Whose Daughter slipped—whose Wife had ran away;</div> +<div class="i0">Who was the reigning beauty—who the Toast—</div> +<div class="i0">Who at a certain House now ruled the Roast;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Whose gay Barouche was sporting in the Park—</div> +<div class="i0">What was become of W——l and Ma’am C——k;</div> +<div class="i0">What Wolf in patriot clothing went disguis’d—</div> +<div class="i0">What Machinations ’gainst the State devis’d;</div> +<div class="i0">Who of our Army systems made a Route—</div> +<div class="i0">Who talked of Things, which they knew nought about.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The General listen’d, and enjoy’d the jokes</div> +<div class="i0">(He’d herded too with Fashionable Folks);</div> +<div class="i0">Shook Johnny by the hand, express’d his sorrow</div> +<div class="i0">‘He was engaged to-day, but hoped to-morrow</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘The Captain would at half-past five repair</div> +<div class="i0">‘To meet some Friends, and take his homely Fare.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">’Twas late, but Johnny nicked it to a T,</div> +<div class="i0">The Envoy’s dinner hour was half-past Three.</div> +<div class="i0">John heartily enjoy’d the good Repast,</div> +<div class="i0">And Bumpers fill’d when e’er the Bottle pass’d.</div> +<div class="i0">At Envoys’ Tables, and some others, I think</div> +<div class="i0">They give full time to Eat, but not to Drink.</div> +<div class="i0">I know not that to Wine they have a loathing,</div> +<div class="i0">Perhaps ’tis a custom, something like their Clothing:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</a></span> +<div class="i0">For I’ve observ’d at all their Routes and Balls</div> +<div class="i0">Legation Gentry put on + Reg’mentals.<a name="Anchor-35" id="Anchor-35"></a><a href="#Footnote-35" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 35">35</a></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">At early hour our Envoy did insist</div> +<div class="i0">Our noble Captain should cut in at Whist</div> +<div class="i0">Before he went to bed—he rose a Winner;</div> +<div class="i0">Then with the General next day took his Dinner.</div> +<div class="i0">By times in Morn, again he travell’d down</div> +<div class="i0">To Belem, purposely to call on B——n.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</a></span> +<div class="i0">No change had driven from his grateful Mind</div> +<div class="i0">The former conduct—gentle, mild, and kind;</div> +<div class="i0">Nor Wealth, nor Grandeur could his heart controul,</div> +<div class="i0">His was the impulse of an honest soul.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Feeling!’ could Johnny now expose that vulgar passion,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Exploded, obsolete, so out of Fashion’:</div> +<div class="i0">But Johnny was not spoiled in that particular,</div> +<div class="i0">Old Friends to meet erect, and Perpendicular;</div> +<div class="i0">So flew with rapture to the Barrack-yard,</div> +<div class="i0">To seek his former Chum, kind-hearted Ward.</div> +<div class="i0">His hand thrust out, when his Friend he espies,</div> +<div class="i0">With honest pleasure sparkling in his Eyes.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘How are you, Ward? by Jove, I’m glad to meet you;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give me your Fist—I with much pleasure greet you.</div> +<div class="i0">‘How fat you’re grown! I say, you lively Varlet,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You’re still a stickler for the bit of Scarlet.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll tell you what it is, you D——d old Sinner,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I purposely came down to Storm your Dinner—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Parade your Beef, my Boy, and don’t be fine.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I say, Friend Ward, how stands your stock of Wine?’</div> +<div class="i0">Then whispered in his Ear, of Men in power;</div> +<div class="i0">Dinners D——d fine, but Wine for half an Hour.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Ward was delighted, charm’d, and gratified,</div> +<div class="i0">To find Friend John, without a spark of pride;</div> +<div class="i0">He thought his former Friends would off be thrown,</div> +<div class="i0">When, for the Guards, he’d quitted the King’s Own.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘And I,’ said Ward, ‘dear <i>Newcome</i>, for my part,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Am glad to see you back, with all my heart.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But come along—I do not boast variety,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The poorest fare’s a Feast with good Society.</div> +<div class="i0">‘We will reverse the thing, for at my Treat,</div> +<div class="i0">‘We’ll drink like Fishes, tho’ no Fish to eat.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis thus we Soldiers live, it can’t be worse,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Always on Beef, and with an empty Purse.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of honest Beef,’ says John, ‘pray don’t speak slighting;</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis thought, you know, our stimulant to Fighting:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Its loss to Britons is the worst of Evils—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give them but Beef enough, they’ll fight like Devils.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But this I know,’ says John, ‘at our great Battle</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our Commissaries really had no Cattle;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And though our Lads had scarcely aught to Eat,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Enemy in famous style they Beat.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</a></span> +<div class="i0">An Officer observed, ‘Now where’s the wonder?</div> +<div class="i0">‘The hardy Vagabonds, smelt out the Plunder:</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ve seen the Rogues dash to the very Muzzle,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But all for Plunder, all to get a Guzzle.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Come, come,’ says John, ‘now that a mere pretence is,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tho’ drunk the Foe, we Fight in sober senses.</div> +<div class="i0">‘For if a Drunkard Fights, they can’t do less to him—</div> +<div class="i0">‘First beat him, then get Drunk, Drinking success to + him.’<a name="Anchor-36" id="Anchor-36"></a><a href="#Footnote-36" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 36">36</a></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Commandant now took up the debate:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our Troops no doubt at first were in sad state;</div> +<div class="i0">‘All Ranks and all Departments were the same;</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Chief harsh censures was obliged to frame:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Reduced by Discipline, not now so Fiery,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our Book of Orders is a Newgate Diary.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The way I estimate a British Soldier—</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’s stouter than a Frenchman, and is bolder;</div> +<div class="i0">‘But such a set of wanton idle + Knaves!<a name="Anchor-37" id="Anchor-37"></a><a href="#Footnote-37" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 37">37</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘You’re forced, by G—d! to treat them all like Slaves.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘It shocks one’s nature, outrages one’s feeling,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Compell’d to use such rough and rigorous dealing.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Idle,’ says one, ‘see them on out-post planted,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A cold and frosty Night, and firing wanted;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tho’ merely for their comfort and their good,</div> +<div class="i0">‘No man will Volunteer to fetch in + wood.<a name="Anchor-38" id="Anchor-38"></a><a href="#Footnote-38" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 38">38</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Orders I’ve given, and very often Rum for’t—</div> +<div class="i0">‘You’re forced to coax them, to consult their comfort.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Look at the French; those active lively Elves</div> +<div class="i0">‘Are always Devilish careful of themselves.</div> +<div class="i0">‘John Bull will Fight, and take their Post by Storm,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then coolly round their Fires have a warm.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Toast went round, & then with brimmers flowing,</div> +<div class="i0">The Guests were getting wiser, and more knowing.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here come, my friends,’ says Ward, ‘each take your Potion,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here’s to a speedy and a quick Promotion!’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Aye,’ says another, ‘that’s all mere derision;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Promotion’s one thing—give me the provision.</div> +<div class="i0">‘What signifies the Rank; with truth I say,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some Generals have but half a pound a + Day<a name="Anchor-39" id="Anchor-39"></a><a href="#Footnote-39" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 39">39</a>;—</div> +<div class="i0">‘High Rank no doubt is merely but a Cheat,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Unless with it we something get to eat.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Men who have interest rise, there is no doubt;</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Rich get all—the poor Man goes without.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘Merit,’ says B—n, ‘it is my fixed belief,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Leads merely to Promotion with our Chief.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Some instances, I candidly must own,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That don’t originate with Him alone.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Others are oft indulged to recommend</div> +<div class="i0">‘(A small convenience to serve a Friend);</div> +<div class="i0">‘And when for folly, interest makes a Push,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Chief assents, no doubt, but with a Blush.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Ah, well! some rise, we know, without + <em>Achievance</em>.<a name="Anchor-40" id="Anchor-40"></a><a href="#Footnote-40" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 40">40</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘You know, Friend B—n, we’ve every one our Grievance.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Come, push about the Glass, and drown Hostilities—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Men who have interest rise, D—n their Abilities.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘True, honest Ward,’ says John; ‘I’m one I know it:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Give us a Song, my Boy! a good one—go it!’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now Song and Glass, and Glee alternate roll,</div> +<div class="i0">Reason now left it to the flow of Soul.</div> +<div class="i0">At length, good Night! and John got in his Chaise;</div> +<div class="i0">He’d not forgot the Feast of former Days.</div> +<div class="i0">The Fleet arriv’d, his Equipage on Shore,</div> +<div class="i0">As John considered purchasing a Bore.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</a></span> +<div class="i0">His Groom four Mules had bought, for he was heedful,</div> +<div class="i0">With all the Tackle, every thing was needful.</div> +<div class="i0">John took his leave, with all things in good plight,</div> +<div class="i0">Dashed with his Suite, for Santarem that Night.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<p class="poem-end">END OF PART I. OF SEQUEL</p> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="dashd-santarem" name="dashd-santarem"> +<img src="images/dashd_santarem.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Dash’d with his Suite for Santarem that Night.</p> +</div> + +<h3>FOOTNOTES</h3> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-25" id="Footnote-25"></a><a href="#Anchor-25" class="label" title="Return to text">25</a> +At the close of the American War, such a number of +Officers retired so astonishingly enriched, that it is imagined it +excited the jealousy of Government. Hence enquiries and investigations +were made; means were taken to put a stop to such iniquitous practices; +and His Royal Highness, the Commander-in-Chief, has since taken measures +to put an effectual termination to such disgraceful conduct.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +I speak from authority when I assert, that when the Peace of 1783 took +place, one Military Officer retired to his own Country (a Sister +Kingdom) with the enormous Sum of £190,000, when the income arising from +his Regimental Commission, together with his Staff situation, could not +have been equal to £1000 a-year. He was seven years on service in +America.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-26" id="Footnote-26"></a><a href="#Anchor-26" class="label" title="Return to text">26</a> +It is certainly a gross imposition on the Public, but +falls particularly heavy on the Naval and Military departments.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-27" id="Footnote-27"></a><a href="#Anchor-27" class="label" title="Return to text">27</a> +The Officer whose gallantry took a praam in Boulogne +Harbour, in sight of Buonaparte.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-28" id="Footnote-28"></a><a href="#Anchor-28" class="label" title="Return to text">28</a> +We have seen M——rs of P——t driving to places, and +scrutinizing into matters that did not concern them; when, had they +turned their active powers to the circumstances above mentioned, they at +least would have obtained more credit, and perhaps not have subjected +themselves to a disgraceful defeat and general contempt.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-29" id="Footnote-29"></a><a href="#Anchor-29" class="label" title="Return to text">29</a> +It has been whispered, that strange means were resorted to +in order to get at the opinions of men in high rank, respecting the +operations on the Peninsula. I own I do not credit the malicious story, +but, as Sir John was conversant in state politics, I must leave him to +form his own conjectures, and his directing his son to write typically +might be defended.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-30" id="Footnote-30"></a><a href="#Anchor-30" class="label" title="Return to text">30</a> +A <em>true</em> Bill.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-31" id="Footnote-31"></a><a href="#Anchor-31" class="label" title="Return to text">31</a> +Many ‘wise Men have come from the East,’ of late Years.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-32" id="Footnote-32"></a><a href="#Anchor-32" class="label" title="Return to text">32</a> +The Right Honourable Sir Charles Stuart, K.B., &c. &c.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-33" id="Footnote-33"></a><a href="#Anchor-33" class="label" title="Return to text">33</a> +Major-General Peacocke, of the Guards.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-34" id="Footnote-34"></a><a href="#Anchor-34" class="label" title="Return to text">34</a> +The custom was introduced by H.R.H. the Duke of York, and +is as follows: if any Officer, no matter the Rank he may hold, is +desirous to pay a dutiful respect to the Commander of the Forces, or may +have business to transact with His Royal Highness, he is directed to +repair to the Horse-Guards at an early hour, on the day appointed for +the Levee, and write down his Name and Rank in a list presented to him. +He is then told at what hour the Duke commences his Levee, and according +to the situation of the Signatures on the list, he is introduced.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +A similar system is observed at the Offices of the Adjutant and +Quarter-Master-General.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-35" id="Footnote-35"></a><a href="#Anchor-35" class="label" title="Return to text">35</a> +I am afraid I expose my ignorance in making this remark; +but, as I observed, those Gentlemen were not all dressed in the same +kind of Uniform: (for instance, one in the Uniform of the Guards; +another in the Uniform of some Militia Corps; a third, in the Uniform of +a Light Regiment; but all with two blazing Epaulettes) I must own I was +puzzled in endeavouring to account for this Masquerading.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-36" id="Footnote-36"></a><a href="#Anchor-36" class="label" title="Return to text">36</a> +This has happened in a variety of instances; but +particularly at the storming of St. Sebastian, where our Soldiers were +seen arm in arm, Drunk, with the French Soldiers, and actually tumbling +over the Bodies of their dead Companions.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-37" id="Footnote-37"></a><a href="#Anchor-37" class="label" title="Return to text">37</a> +This is a melancholy truth. The immorality of the British +Soldier is disgusting, and it is only by strict attention and severe +discipline it is at all kept within bounds.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-38" id="Footnote-38"></a><a href="#Anchor-38" class="label" title="Return to text">38</a> +The astonishing difficulties against which Lord Wellington +had to struggle, from the disorganized state of his Army, may, in some +respect, be understood by reverting to his Lordship’s General Orders. +Three volumes are filled with recapitulations of General +Courts-Martial.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-39" id="Footnote-39"></a><a href="#Anchor-39" class="label" title="Return to text">39</a> +The handsome addition of Pay to General Officers is highly +creditable to those who originally were the promoters of so well-timed a +remuneration.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-40" id="Footnote-40"></a><a href="#Anchor-40" class="label" title="Return to text">40</a> +I am but a poor Poet, and if I have taken the advantage in +the invention of the word <i>achievance</i> in this instance, I hope I may be +excused, as we have instances of the richest Poets having done the same.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +In respect to the term Grievance, I conceive it does not require +explanation in our Military classes.</p> + +<p style="margin-top: 3em;"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</a></span></p> + +<p class="half-title"> +<span class="small">SEQUEL</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">TO THE</span><br /> +<span class="small">MILITARY ADVENTURES OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span><br /> + +<span class="smaller">PART II</span> +</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154"></a></span></p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</a></span></p> + +<h2 title="SEQUEL: PART II"><a class="anch" name="Sequel-Part-II" id="Sequel-Part-II"> +<span class="small">SEQUEL</span><br /> +<span class="smaller">TO THE</span><br /> +<span class="small">MILITARY ADVENTURES OF</span><br /> +<span class="big">JOHNNY NEWCOME</span><br /> + +<span class="smaller">PART II</span></a></h2> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0"><span class="smcap">John</span> lost no time, saw Guarda, and Almeida,</div> +<div class="i0">Then rattled ’cross the Mountains to Freinada;</div> +<div class="i0">In haste repaired to the great Chieftain’s Hall,</div> +<div class="i0">To give his Letters, and to make his Call.</div> +<div class="i0">John enter’d in, and in that temper found him,</div> +<div class="i0">Diffusing ease and pleasure all around him.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Your ardour, <i>Newcome</i>, much deserves requiting,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To leave St. James’s Square and share our Fighting.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here, Aylmer! in next Orders let there be</div> +<div class="i0">‘<i>Newcome</i>’s appointment, extra + <a class="correction" id="p156-ADC" name="p156-ADC" title="Original has 'A.D.C.'">A. D. C.</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Well, what’s the fancy now, and what’s the Hoax?</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our list of broken heads may please the Folks?</div> +<div class="i0">‘If we’re successful, then ’tis mighty well;</div> +<div class="i0">‘If not—by God! they send us all to + Hell.’<a name="Anchor-41" id="Anchor-41"></a><a href="#Footnote-41" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 41">41</a></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Why, true, my Lord!’ says John, ‘it is well known</div> +<div class="i0">‘That any small reverse will cast them + down;</div><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘But by success crown’d, our City Stumpers</div> +<div class="i0">‘Will, with their Venison, swallow us in Bumpers.</div> +<div class="i0">‘To talk of War, and Blood, no doubt is fine</div> +<div class="i0">‘In a whole Skin—and that Skin full of Wine.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Why don’t they hand us out their Goods & Chattles?</div> +<div class="i0">‘We should with much more pleasure Fight their Battles.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But, as it is, I trust the next Campaign</div> +<div class="i0">‘I shall drive all the Rascals out of Spain.</div> +<div class="i0">‘<i>Newcome</i>, remember you’re attached to me:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Good Morning now—you’ll find your way at Three.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Thus spoke the Noble Chief; in whom combin’d</div> +<div class="i0">A sportive fancy, an immortal Mind—</div> +<div class="i0">Who Pomp repell’d, and Pageantry of Show,</div> +<div class="i0">And scorn’d the Homage, which from thence did flow;</div> +<div class="i0">Simply attir’d, he sought th’ embattled + Plain,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">No studied Splendour, no refulgent + Fame,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">Could add one Bud of Laurel to his + Name.<span class="brace">}</span></div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="on-duty" name="on-duty"> +<img src="images/on_duty.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Johnny on Duty with his Chief.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">This was an Honour rather unexpected,</div> +<div class="i0">And John’s acknowledgments were not neglected.</div> +<div class="i0">Congratulations flowed from all around—</div> +<div class="i0">Such follows favour, whensoe’er it’s found.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</a></span> +<div class="i0">What ever Way he did his Footsteps bend,</div> +<div class="i0">Johnny was sure to meet a hearty Friend.</div> +<div class="i0">I’m High in Luck, such Friendships do accrue me—</div> +<div class="i0">‘But when I was Sub, why no one knew me.’</div> +<div class="i0">For John full well knew where the secret lay—</div> +<div class="i0">Those were the Friendships of a Prosperous Day.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Prosperity, like Poverty, you’ll find.</div> +<div class="i0">Holds a strange influence o’er the Human Mind.</div> +<div class="i0">On Memory’s<a name="Anchor-42" id="Anchor-42"></a><a href="#Footnote-42" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 42">42</a> + Compass are so adverse set,</div> +<div class="i0">Remember, and, Remember to forget.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John knew his Friends, & at what price he bought ’em,</div> +<div class="i0">So nods, and How d’ye’s, gave to all that sought ’em.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now smiling Spring (such are Poetic Styles)</div> +<div class="i0">Saluted John with her effulgent Smiles:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</a></span> +<div class="i0">This led him to commence his Operations,</div> +<div class="i0">To make, as Dad advised, his Observations.</div> +<div class="i0">Though for an A. D. C. the Chief did take him,</div> +<div class="i0">Neither his sense, or judgment did forsake + him.<a name="Anchor-43" id="Anchor-43"></a><a href="#Footnote-43" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 43">43</a></div> +<div class="i0">When his Bucephœlus he got astride</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas for more purposes than merely ride;</div> +<div class="i0">Something picks up, which ever way he Steers,</div> +<div class="i0">Making a proper use of Eyes, and Ears.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Some Men have Eyes, and Ears, and yet you find</div> +<div class="i0">They merely see the Day, and hear the Wind;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But ask them, and ’tis plain they do not know</div> +<div class="i0">What causes Light of Day, or Wind to Blow.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John was a famous Horseman, and oft went</div> +<div class="i0">With various Orders, by the Chieftain sent;</div> +<div class="i0">Eager, and bold, he round the Country rode,</div> +<div class="i0">True cut of Leicestershire, and Cattle good.</div> +<div class="i0">At various times, with various Parties mixt,</div> +<div class="i0">On different Objects his attention fixt;</div> +<div class="i0">Saw all the Stations in his varying Courses,</div> +<div class="i0">The Quarters, and Cantonments of the Forces;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Artillery, Hospitals, Forage-yards, and Stores,</div> +<div class="i0">Cavalry, Infantry, Light Troops, Caçadores;</div> +<div class="i0">Made it his Business, took much pains and care</div> +<div class="i0">To ascertain the State in which each were:</div> +<div class="i0">Dined with the Great, and mingled with their Minions,</div> +<div class="i0">Treasur’d their observations, and opinions.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">As in the World those know each other best</div> +<div class="i0">Where much familiarity’s the Test,</div> +<div class="i0">A shallow Rogue may secret up a Comment,</div> +<div class="i0">Or free expression of unguarded Moment;</div> +<div class="i0">But urged by vanity, he can’t be Mute,</div> +<div class="i0">And blabs to shew he’s Clever and Acute.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Then wiser Folks, with very little Pains,</div> +<div class="i0">Will undermine his Head, and pick his Brains.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John angled well, and to his fullest Wish,</div> +<div class="i0">Lured with the small, and took the largest Fish:</div> +<div class="i0">Nor slacked his search, nor object did forget,</div> +<div class="i0">’Till with rich Stores he’d fairly fill’d his Net.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Sir John had often made a resolution,</div> +<div class="i0">To speechify about the Constitution.</div> +<div class="i0">He with the Livery stood in some repute,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That there’s,’ ‘as how’s,’ ‘d’ye see’s,’ did just them suit.</div> +<div class="i0">And then each day in Speech he bolder grew,</div> +<div class="i0">And ’midst their Broils, shoved in a word, or two.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</a></span> +<div class="i0">But in the House, when he to speak arose,</div> +<div class="i0">And would the labours of his mind disclose,</div> +<div class="i0">When all was silent, every Muzzle Mum—</div> +<div class="i0">He could not make a Speech—who made a Plum.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">But Johnny’s turn had kindled fresh his hopes,</div> +<div class="i0">He’d now in Figures flourish, and in Tropes.</div> +<div class="i0">This secret in his heart he’d closely pent;</div> +<div class="i0">This it was led him wholly to consent,</div> +<div class="i0">When John express’d his ardent wish again</div> +<div class="i0">To join Lord Wellington the next Campaign;</div> +<div class="i0">This led him all his influence to use,</div> +<div class="i0">That John might go, to send him Home the News;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</a></span> +<div class="i0">This led to giving John his strict directions</div> +<div class="i0">About his Scrutinizing and Inspections;</div> +<div class="i0">To bid him earnestly take special care</div> +<div class="i0">To see the Troops, and write him what they were:</div> +<div class="i0">Meaning on this to make a grand Oration,</div> +<div class="i0">Both to astonish, and amaze the Nation.</div> +<div class="i0">His adverse system too had not forgot—</div> +<div class="i0">His Speech should hit like double-headed Shot.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">If seated snugly on the Treasury Bench,</div> +<div class="i0">‘This mighty Force,’ yet did his friends <em>Retrench</em>;</div> +<div class="i0">But if on t’ other side he took his Post,</div> +<div class="i0">‘This mighty Force,’ <em>th’ enormous sums it Cost</em>.</div> +<div class="i0">He culled high-sounding words too, for th’ occasion,</div> +<div class="i0">Material, Bivouac, Demoralization.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Yet poor Sir John, tho’ much he’d heard, and read,</div> +<div class="i0">Felt still aware how treacherous was his Head;</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ yet he laboured like a Brewer’s Dray-Horse,</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas but to Bother, and increase the Chaos.</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ battled hard some fixt idea to gain,</div> +<div class="i0">No, not one particle would ere remain.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">A sudden brilliant thought, just then occurred,</div> +<div class="i0">Which to accomplish he’d not be deterred.</div> +<div class="i0">Then anxious on this darling object bent,</div> +<div class="i0">Purchased a Seat for John in Parliament.</div> +<div class="i0">Thus reinforc’d, he’d take up his Position—</div> +<div class="i0">Johnny could give him Stores of Ammunition,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And if deserted by his treacherous Mind,</div> +<div class="i0">Johnny might snugly prompt him from behind.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Our Knight now with redundancy of Joy</div> +<div class="i0">His thoughts communicated to his Boy,</div> +<div class="i0">In haste indites a Letter to Sir John,</div> +<div class="i0">Explaining every thing he would have done;</div> +<div class="i0">Hoped with his aid, his object he’d complete—</div> +<div class="i0">Wished him all happiness in his new Seat.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Write, my dear John, as often as you can,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But as we’re circumstanced, pursue this Plan,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘The prying Folks my object now to pose is,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So frame your Letter in a metamorphosis.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘One Letter you can straight direct to me—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Another send to Ludgate, as the Key.</div> +<div class="i0">‘That by this means we shall our secret smother,</div> +<div class="i0">‘One can’t be understood, without the other.’</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas odd enough that Johnny in his mind</div> +<div class="i0">Was working at a plan of similar kind.</div> +<div class="i0">Dad’s welcome News his spirits did elate,</div> +<div class="i0">That he was now a Member of the State.</div> +<div class="i0">New hopes were busy in his sanguine breast,</div> +<div class="i0">Perhaps by th’ Speaker he might be addrest.</div> +<div class="i0">Should he by chance some Gallant deed Achieve,</div> +<div class="i0">He might th’ Honourable Speaker’s thanks receive.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</a></span> +<div class="i0">’Twas usual that, when Heroes took their Seat,</div> +<div class="i0">A flowery flow of grateful thanks to meet.</div> +<div class="i0">Whate’er John thought, he’d not point out a Flaw,</div> +<div class="i0">The Speaker surely’d not offend the Law.</div> +<div class="i0">His praise, so general, savour’d of Insanity,</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ often just—it flatter’d each one’s Vanity.</div> +<div class="i0">Now in true earnest set about his Task,</div> +<div class="i0">Followed old Dad’s advice and took the Mask.</div> +<div class="i0">He knew in Martial Life that Truth no jest is,</div> +<div class="i0">Their Courts of Honour were their Courts of Justice.</div> +<div class="i0">He would, if possible, the Truth relate,</div> +<div class="i0">Devoid of malice, naught extenuate.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Dad would his secret keep, he could depend;</div> +<div class="i0">As for himself, he meant not to offend:</div> +<div class="i0">But should perchance his secret be let out,</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas a mere Bagatelle to laugh about.</div> +<div class="i0">Should he in Metaphoric style transpose</div> +<div class="i0">Men into Beasts, or Parsons into Crows—</div> +<div class="i0">Those who could be displeased he should disarm,</div> +<div class="i0">His was mere trifling, really meant no harm;</div> +<div class="i0">If, tho’ in his delineation free,</div> +<div class="i0">It would be seen, ’twas mere necessity.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">At length his ardent object to pursue,</div> +<div class="i0">A Schedule of his means he briefly drew,</div> +<div class="i0">All that had come within his observation,</div> +<div class="i0">And thus proceeded on with his Narration.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘By way of Introduction, you must know,</div> +<div class="i0">‘It was, I think, but a few Years ago</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Widow’s<a name="Anchor-44" id="Anchor-44"></a><a href="#Footnote-44" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 44">44</a> + intellects here were at a stand;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Her Son then took to Farming of the Land.</div> +<div class="i0">‘If there’s bad management, it always shows,</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Twas out of Heart, and overrun with + Crows.<a name="Anchor-45" id="Anchor-45"></a><a href="#Footnote-45" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 45">45</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Such a D——n’d flight of Crows did shocking harm—</div> +<div class="i0">‘A few, we know, are useful to a Farm.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Squire,<a name="Anchor-46" id="Anchor-46"></a><a href="#Footnote-46" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 46">46</a> + ’tis said, did naught but Eat, & Pray,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[173]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Fearing his precious Soul might go astray.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Farm tho’ bad, and in such piteous case,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Was situated in a lovely Place.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Air was charming, and the Soil was sound—</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[174]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘No wonder Neighbours hanker’d for the Ground.</div> +<div class="i0">‘So Foreign<a name="Anchor-47" id="Anchor-47"></a><a href="#Footnote-47" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 47">47</a> + Ants, and Locusts left their Station,</div> +<div class="i0">‘With other Vermin from a distant Nation,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Advanced in Hosts, and soon without controul,</div> +<div class="i0">‘With little trouble occupied the whole.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Fled to a Ship, the Squire the Canvas fills,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To see a Farm he had at the Brazils:</div> +<div class="i0">‘But he, before he boldly ventured forth,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Wrote to his Friend, a + Farmer<a name="Anchor-48" id="Anchor-48"></a><a href="#Footnote-48" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 48">48</a> + in the North;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Trusting he would without delay determine</div> +<div class="i0">‘To send some clever Chap to kill the Vermin:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[175]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘When that was done, he should return again,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And so his loving Cousin did remain.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The honest Man to whom he sent his Letter,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A wealthy Farmer was, none could be better;</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’d famous Implements, and famous + Stock,<a name="Anchor-49" id="Anchor-49"></a><a href="#Footnote-49" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 49">49</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘And truly was a Father to his Flock.</div> +<div class="i0">‘His Shepherds,<a name="Anchor-50" id="Anchor-50"></a><a href="#Footnote-50" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 50">50</a> + Salesmen, Butchers, and his Stud,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Were all well chosen, capitally good:</div> +<div class="i0">‘His Stock<a name="Anchor-51" id="Anchor-51"></a><a href="#Footnote-51" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 51">51</a> + at times with wild vagaries tired him,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But in their hearts they honour’d and admir’d him;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[176]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘One here and there would not from mischief keep—</div> +<div class="i0">‘You find in every Flock, a few bad Sheep.</div> +<div class="i0">‘This Letter<a name="Anchor-52" id="Anchor-52"></a><a href="#Footnote-52" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 52">52</a> + gave the Farmer much alarm—</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Twas like enough they might infest his Farm.</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’d send a Shepherd, who with little labour,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Should clear the Lands of his poor frighten’d neighbour.</div> +<div class="i0">‘So sent a Stock best suited for the Soil,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Led by a Shepherd<a name="Anchor-53" id="Anchor-53"></a><a href="#Footnote-53" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 53">53</a> + from a Neighbouring Isle;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Who wisely at the first a footing got,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[177]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Then drove the Vermin from around that + Spot;<a name="Anchor-54" id="Anchor-54"></a><a href="#Footnote-54" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 54">54</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Would, as ’tis said, completed soon the job,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Spite, like a Thief, did from his Laurels rob.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Two elder Shepherds<a name="Anchor-55" id="Anchor-55"></a><a href="#Footnote-55" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 55">55</a> + came—and what was hard,</div> +<div class="i0">‘With their D——n’d nonsense all his projects mar’d.</div> +<div class="i0">‘If they were sent his active powers to fetter,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of those who did it, less that’s said the better.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Ere since that time he’s toil’d both Night and Day,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And from this Farm the Vermin clear’d away.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[178]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Pre-eminently now he stands alone,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Lov’d, and obey’d by all as Chief Patrone;</div> +<div class="i0">‘In manners easy, wonderful in Mind,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Jocose, familiar with the humblest + Hind.<a name="Anchor-56" id="Anchor-56"></a><a href="#Footnote-56" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 56">56</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘But that’s so wisely temper’d, so superior,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Commanding due respect from each Inferior.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘His Shepherds<a name="Anchor-57" id="Anchor-57"></a><a href="#Footnote-57" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 57">57</a> + tho’ have caused him much anxiety,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Such numbers sent from Home, and such variety;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some from all Countries, German, Irish, British—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some staid enough, but many Cursed skittish:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[179]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Many from Envy—rancorous, and jealous,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Esteem’d themselves most mighty clever Fellows,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Would mar the Scheme that he’d so ably planned,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Had he not held them with a steady Hand.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some swore he always studied to insult them,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There peep’d the Cloven foot—he’d not consult them.</div> +<div class="i0">‘He wisely judged, and smiled at the attack—</div> +<div class="i0">‘He knew the whole concern was on his Back:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Had things gone wrong, he knew so well their trim,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Done what he would, they’d shoved the Blame on Him.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[180]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Lots of Young Shepherds came, and it a fact is,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some Prudence wanted, but all wanted Practice.</div> +<div class="i0">‘So proud to tend a Flock, they’d scorn denial,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Patron therefore took them all<a name="Anchor-58" id="Anchor-58"></a><a href="#Footnote-58" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 58">58</a> + on Trial:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Kept those with him he thought most apt to learn,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The others recommended to return.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Now, my good Friend, ’tis thus the matter stands,</div> +<div class="i0">‘No farmer can produce more able Hands.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[181]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘One more Patron<a name="Anchor-59" id="Anchor-59"></a><a href="#Footnote-59" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 59">59</a> + also, there will be found</div> +<div class="i0">‘Who<a name="Anchor-60" id="Anchor-60"></a><a href="#Footnote-60" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 60">60</a> + Farms exclusively this Bit of Ground.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of him I cannot speak, I know him not,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You’ll get his Character from Walter Scott:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of his pretensions I am in the Dark,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But Folks pronounce him a D——n’d lucky Spark.</div> +<div class="i0">‘That wond’rous Poet’s praise I can’t him grudge,</div> +<div class="i0">‘As Mr. Scott must be a better judge.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘A largish Family our Chief attends,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Two, or three Shepherds,<a name="Anchor-61" id="Anchor-61"></a><a href="#Footnote-61" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 61">61</a> + he retains his Friends.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[182]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘One that inspects the Roads, the Lands + Survey,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">‘Marks out the Pens, for fear the Herds might + Stray,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">‘Esteem’d a much superior Fellow in his + Way.<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">‘Another<a name="Anchor-62" id="Anchor-62"></a><a href="#Footnote-62" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 62">62</a> + has the charge of his Accounts,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Corrects the Bills, and adds up the Amounts:</div> +<div class="i0">‘A third,<a name="Anchor-63" id="Anchor-63"></a><a href="#Footnote-63" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 63">63</a> + his Private matters does indite,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’re both extremely Clever, and Polite.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Then he’s a numerous Gang of Shepherd + Boys,<a name="Anchor-64" id="Anchor-64"></a><a href="#Footnote-64" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 64">64</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[183]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Some go on errands, others kept as Toys.</div> +<div class="i0">‘One Youth<a name="Anchor-65" id="Anchor-65"></a><a href="#Footnote-65" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 65">65</a> + amidst this lively Group appears,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Victim to Miscreants in his early Years,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Nobly came forth to act an humble part,</div> +<div class="i0">‘T’ obtain a knowledge of the Farming Art:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Fearless encounters Danger and Disaster,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To be the Pupil of so great a Master.</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Youth like him to every virtue prone,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Britannia’s lovely Gem must make her own.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then shoals of Salesmen,<a name="Anchor-66" id="Anchor-66"></a><a href="#Footnote-66" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 66">66</a> + travelling in all Weathers,</div> +<div class="i0">‘You know them by their Spur, long Swords, and Feathers.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[184]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Smuggling, ’tis said, is grown to such a Pitch,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That all these Feather’d Rogues are getting Rich.</div> +<div class="i0">‘But Folks say any thing for the sake of chatter—</div> +<div class="i0">‘I don’t believe a word about the matter:</div> +<div class="i0">‘If in their course of Duty, and Employment,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Hare pick up, by way of some enjoyment,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That’s quite enough to give the Rogues a Name—</div> +<div class="i0">‘“See, these D——n’d Salesmen! why, they live on Game!”</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Then here’s a swarm of Butchers,<a name="Anchor-67" id="Anchor-67"></a><a href="#Footnote-67" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 67">67</a> + great and small,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some for the Carcase, others for the Stall.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[185]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘One Master Butcher<a name="Anchor-68" id="Anchor-68"></a><a href="#Footnote-68" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 68">68</a> + o’er the rest presides,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And with the Patron usually resides:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Their Journeymen, Apprentices, and Men,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Distributed among each Flock and + Pen.<a name="Anchor-69" id="Anchor-69"></a><a href="#Footnote-69" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 69">69</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis wisely done to have them on the Spot,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To keep them free from Murrain, and the Rot:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Dexterous they are, and in their judgment sound,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To amputate a Limb, and cure a Wound.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Our Worthy, good Patron, with grief it fills</div> +<div class="i0">‘To send the Farmer Home their Monstrous + Bills.<a name="Anchor-70" id="Anchor-70"></a><a href="#Footnote-70" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 70">70</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[186]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Much as he likes the Chase—it does him shock</div> +<div class="i0">‘To see so many worried of his Flock.</div> +<div class="i0">‘In their Profession admirably skilled;</div> +<div class="i0">‘That Arm, no doubt, could not be better filled.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Skilful as they extract, and Bleed, and Cup,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I hope my worthy Friends won’t Cut me up.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Our Patron too, has got a Lot of + Dogs<a name="Anchor-71" id="Anchor-71"></a><a href="#Footnote-71" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 71">71</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘To clear the Woods and Fences, Fields and Bogs:</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’re chiefly Pointers, but of various sorts—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some Guard the Flocks, others for Field Sports.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[187]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘They’re wond’rous docile, so well Broke, and Tame,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Whene’er they point, they’re certain of their Game.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Many attach’d to Herds<a name="Anchor-72" id="Anchor-72"></a><a href="#Footnote-72" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 72">72</a>—but + all have Marks,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Deep-toned,<a name="Anchor-73" id="Anchor-73"></a><a href="#Footnote-73" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 73">73</a> + Wide-mouth’d ones are kept in Parks.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Steady, and staunch, whene’er the Huntsman calls,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They follow up the Game, nor heed Stone Walls.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Master Huntsman<a name="Anchor-74" id="Anchor-74"></a><a href="#Footnote-74" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 74">74</a> + is a Man well known</div> +<div class="i0">‘To be in favour with the great Patron.</div> +<div class="i0">‘And then his underlings<a name="Anchor-75" id="Anchor-75"></a><a href="#Footnote-75" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 75">75</a> + of every sort,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Are Keen, and able Fellows for the Sport.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[188]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Added to these, should Flocks or Herds run riot,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s Whippers-in<a name="Anchor-76" id="Anchor-76"></a><a href="#Footnote-76" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 76">76</a> + enough to keep them quiet.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘The various Stock is parcelled with precision,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So many Herds are put in each Division.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Flocks of Sheep, & Droves of Mules & + Goats,<a name="Anchor-77" id="Anchor-77"></a><a href="#Footnote-77" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 77">77</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Distinguished are by Marks upon their Coats.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Mules are in one Drove, and altogether,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’re chiefly Stalled, or fastened to a Tether:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tho’ famous Animals, it does appear</div> +<div class="i0">‘They rather wildish ran the latter Year;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[189]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Their Grooms were careless, so ’tis given out,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Or knew not, really, what they were about.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Mules, it seems, were after Forage lurking,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And so, to fill their Paunch, avoided + working,<a name="Anchor-78" id="Anchor-78"></a><a href="#Footnote-78" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 78">78</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll only this observe, as all is past,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[190]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘It was a general fault, from first to last.</div> +<div class="i0">‘A few pick’d Shepherds<a name="Anchor-79" id="Anchor-79"></a><a href="#Footnote-79" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 79">79</a> + too, ’tis fair to Name,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tho’ all are good, not good alike the same.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘The First<a name="Anchor-80" id="Anchor-80"></a><a href="#Footnote-80" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 80">80</a> + who stands upon our Patron’s Book</div> +<div class="i0">‘For Foreign Parts, he early Home forsook—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Good-humoured, gay, yet one can well descry</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s much intelligence marked in his Eye;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[191]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘He’s oft detached with largish Flocks, and Droves</div> +<div class="i0">‘To take advantage of the neighbouring Groves:</div> +<div class="i0">‘I have not room his qualities to tell,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He does his business, and he does it well;</div> +<div class="i0">‘From sturdy Stem of Shropshire he’s a Limb,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The proud Salopians may be proud of Him.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Then there’s a rich old Shepherd,<a name="Anchor-81" id="Anchor-81"></a><a href="#Footnote-81" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 81">81</a> + fra’ the North,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A braver Man ne’er stept on this side Forth.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tho’ master of a Farm, and oldish grown,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He slighted all to serve with our Patron;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[192]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Lively, and brisk, and, tho’ good-temper’d, rough—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Scott’s praise of Him is scarcely praise enough.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Here’s too a gaudy Shepherd,<a name="Anchor-82" id="Anchor-82"></a><a href="#Footnote-82" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 82">82</a> + come from Cheshire,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Much like the rest I think, but rather fresher.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The little I shall say needs no apology,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Speaker has, I know, pronounc’d his Eulogy.</div> +<div class="i0">‘He manages the Mules, mark’d Red and Blue,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Doing it well, he has enough to do.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Then there’s another Roister,<a name="Anchor-83" id="Anchor-83"></a><a href="#Footnote-83" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 83">83</a> + also, fra’ the North,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[193]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘And like his Countryman, as High in worth;</div> +<div class="i0">‘I know him well, and my opinion’s such,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Say what I will, I cannot say too much.</div> +<div class="i0">‘With Southern Farmers, this may cause a Smile,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Scots are Farmers in superior Style.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Another Shepherd<a name="Anchor-84" id="Anchor-84"></a><a href="#Footnote-84" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 84">84</a> + also in request</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is very justly placed amongst the Best;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Ardent, and Brave, for Glory does aspire,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And such a sentiment one must admire.</div> +<div class="i0">‘If any trifling fault we to him lay,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’s anxious over-much—for so they say.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Here’s a brisk Irish Lad<a name="Anchor-85" id="Anchor-85"></a><a href="#Footnote-85" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 85">85</a> + too, Devil a + better,</div><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[194]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Who at the Vermin is a rattling Setter;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Connected with the great Patron, ’tis true,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But his Abilities will bear him through.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Fain would I now describe in Epigram</div> +<div class="i0">‘A bold descendant of Sir David + Gam.<a name="Anchor-86" id="Anchor-86"></a><a href="#Footnote-86" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 86">86</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Connected to this Taffy blood, we find</div> +<div class="i0">‘A noble Soul, and an expansive Mind;</div> +<div class="i0">‘In Fields of Glory he such progress made,</div> +<div class="i0">‘His Laurels now afford him ample Shade.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Another too, a lively Irish + Fellow,<a name="Anchor-87" id="Anchor-87"></a><a href="#Footnote-87" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 87">87</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘Time, perhaps, may soften down, and render mellow;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Impetuous by Nature, often Rash,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But Stout, and Sturdy, famous at a Dash.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[195]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘And one more fra’ the North,<a name="Anchor-88" id="Anchor-88"></a><a href="#Footnote-88" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 88">88</a> + that I must mention,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Who’s influenc’d no doubt by just intention;</div> +<div class="i0">‘For Zeal, and Ardour he to none may yield,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And thought an active Fellow in the Field.</div> +<div class="i0">‘One more<a name="Anchor-89" id="Anchor-89"></a><a href="#Footnote-89" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 89">89</a> + I’ll mention, as I think it fair,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That where there’s merit, it should have its share;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Bold, Active, Mild, Intelligent, and Pleasant,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Liked by his charge, from Herdsman to the Peasant.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[196]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘There’s Lots of others too, most Gallant Spirits,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Volumes would not do justice to their merits;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Suffice it must to say, their Country’s weal</div> +<div class="i0">‘Can never be sustain’d by nobler Zeal.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll now describe how is arrang’d the Stock,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The distribution of each Herd, and Flock:</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Master Shepherd is attach’d to each,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The whole to manage, ignorant to teach.</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Junior to each Flock, Clerk, + Surveyor,<a name="Anchor-90" id="Anchor-90"></a><a href="#Footnote-90" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 90">90</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘A Whipper-in also, to catch the Strayer,—</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[197]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Herdsmen and Salesmen<a name="Anchor-91" id="Anchor-91"></a><a href="#Footnote-91" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 91">91</a>—perhaps + two Dogs or more,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To scare away the Vermin with their Roar;</div> +<div class="i0">‘These, well dispos’d, and parcell’d o’er the Land,</div> +<div class="i0">‘At once pourtrays the able Master’s Hand.</div> +<div class="i0">‘All are so excellent, and in such Heart,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Thirsting for Glory, panting for the Start.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Some Flocks there are, the produce of those Lands,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Whose Shepherds were not reckon’d able Hands:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[198]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘’Twas evident their Stock should be new moulded,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And under skilful Hands, fresh Penn’d, and + Folded.<a name="Anchor-92" id="Anchor-92"></a><a href="#Footnote-92" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 92">92</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘An Irish Shepherd,<a name="Anchor-93" id="Anchor-93"></a><a href="#Footnote-93" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 93">93</a> + now a Patron named,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Who for Interior management was famed,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Was bid to put, and in good order keep,</div> +<div class="i0">‘This Lot of loose, disorder’d, scurvy Sheep.</div> +<div class="i0">‘It was an arduous job, with danger fraught,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And justly so describ’d by Mr. Scott.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[199]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘But, ere he could this business undertake,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some Shepherds,<a name="Anchor-94" id="Anchor-94"></a><a href="#Footnote-94" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 94">94</a> + Herdsmen, Hinds, was forced to make,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Many from Britain, most from Ireland chose,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Interest, they say, in this did interpose.</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s something always blameable appears,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Whate’er’s the job, where interest interferes;</div> +<div class="i0">‘But in this case, amongst the Numbers sent,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Saving a Few, the rest were excellent,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Who by their Skill, and active perseverance,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Soon gave the Flocks a different appearance,—</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[200]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘And in small Herds, now Brousing with the rest,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Are estimated as the Second best.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Their Herdsmen too, once ignorant no doubt,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Seem now to understand what they’re about.</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s also come, I’m told, some Fam’d + Borachios,<a name="Anchor-95" id="Anchor-95"></a><a href="#Footnote-95" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 95">95</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘With shortish Tails, but monstrous large Mustachios;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[201]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘One really would suppose, from their D——d braying,</div> +<div class="i0">‘No Vermin in the Country dare be staying.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[202]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘They’re wondrous favourites with the Squire, I’ve heard,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Some think their Trappings foolish, and absurd.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Their Herdsman too, tho’ he so often blunders,</div> +<div class="i0">‘At home has got the Name for doing wonders.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Be that as’t may—tho’ this Drove came the latest,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[203]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘They’re much the finest Asses, and the Greatest:</div> +<div class="i0">‘But really I do think, when forward Straying,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They’ll in a Gallant Style make good their Braying.</div> +<div class="i0">‘From Lisbon, also, on the Road to join,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is a prime Lot of Large, and Royal + Swine;<a name="Anchor-96" id="Anchor-96"></a><a href="#Footnote-96" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 96">96</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[204]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘They’re no great Favourites with the Farmer’s Heir,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And that He’d sell them all did oft declare.</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’s of a different turn, and rests his Basis</div> +<div class="i0">‘On rearing up a famous Breed of Asses.</div> +<div class="i0">‘As for these Swine, I’m told they’re large, and good,</div> +<div class="i0">‘At first were much averse to foreign Food.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Such a wild Row was kick’d up by the Brutes,</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Twas all dismay, disasters, and disputes:</div> +<div class="i0">‘As for dismay each bristled up his Chine,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Grunted for finest Wheat, and then for Wine,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[205]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Then for disaster, their Swineherds pretend,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They chose to Roam, refused to be close Penn’d.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Disputes they had, no doubt, one with another,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Swine, and Swineherds grunted at each other.</div> +<div class="i0">‘No wonder that these Animals play’d tricks,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Their Senior Swineherds all, they say, are + Sticks.<a name="Anchor-97" id="Anchor-97"></a><a href="#Footnote-97" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 97">97</a></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘A drove from Oxford too, are with the rest,</div> +<div class="i0">‘And judges say, are much by far the Best.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[206]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Loose as they are, the Patron has no doubt,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Bold as the best, they’ll route the Vermin out.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘I’ve now to tell you, that in all Directions</div> +<div class="i0">‘Dry Forage<a name="Anchor-98" id="Anchor-98"></a><a href="#Footnote-98" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 98">98</a> + is amassed in vast Collections,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That when by heat, or cold the Grass is dead,</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis from these Stores the Flocks & Droves are fed.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Warerooms of Medicine, kept with the intent</div> +<div class="i0">‘To cure those Sick, or hurt by accident.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘In short, my Friend, without exaggeration,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The whole reflects much credit on the Nation.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[207]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘A nobler Stock, more healthy and complete,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Travel where’er you will, you’ll scarcely meet.</div> +<div class="i0">‘No doubt Material has been well supplied;</div> +<div class="i0">‘But in your judgment you will soon decide,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That raw Materials, spoil without the aid</div> +<div class="i0">‘Of Workmen highly eminent in Trade,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘So, the perfection of this Stock alone</div> +<div class="i0">‘Springs from the genius of our great Patron.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i4">N. B.</div> +<div class="i0">‘One word, or two I merely wish to say,</div> +<div class="i0">‘A trifling circumstance, about the + Pay:<a name="Anchor-99" id="Anchor-99"></a><a href="#Footnote-99" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 99">99</a></div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[208]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘If an Artificer a Work engages,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He contracts to receive a certain Wages;</div> +<div class="i0">‘If that’s withheld, he strikes—but here ’tis clear,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Our’s daily strike, tho’ paid but once a Year.</div> +<div class="i0">‘They only Strike, ’tis true; but when we need ’em,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Then not for Lucre, but their Country’s freedom.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Grumble they don’t, but yet it would be best,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To have, no doubt, some little in the Chest.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[209]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John having thus transcrib’d all he’d Collected,</div> +<div class="i0">The Letter sent, as honest Dad directed.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Summer Solstice did with strides advance—</div> +<div class="i0">The Chief jocosely said, ‘Prepare for France,’</div> +<div class="i0">The joke passed on, but yet it will appear,</div> +<div class="i0">There was more meaning lurk’d than met the Ear.</div> +<div class="i0">His wond’rous projects now might be effected,</div> +<div class="i0">Success must crown where’er his power directed.</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ in Field-sports he join’d for recreation</div> +<div class="i0">His Nobler pursuits kept in reservation.</div> +<div class="i0">A Gallant Army, in the finest state,</div> +<div class="i0">Panting for glory, did his nod await.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[210]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The toils, and labours of the late Campaigns,</div> +<div class="i0">His great exertions, all his cares, and Pains,</div> +<div class="i0">Were well repaid—for now he could fulfil</div> +<div class="i0">The boldest object of his Mighty Will.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Now busy rumour of anticipation</div> +<div class="i0">Whispers the general movement from each Station.</div> +<div class="i0">And now the Staff, with air of consequence,</div> +<div class="i0">A question cannot solve on no pretence—</div> +<div class="i0">‘When do we move? you know; come, tell us, pray.’</div> +<div class="i0">You move him not—he gravely moves away;</div> +<div class="i0">His chill reserve, his cold repulsive mien,</div> +<div class="i0">But hides the mighty nothings of his brain.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[211]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Here, <i>Newcome</i>’s in the secret; he will tell us.’</div> +<div class="i0">‘No, D—n me if I can, my honest Fellows.</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ll tell you what, my Boys, ’tis my belief,</div> +<div class="i0">‘There’s no one in the secret but our Chief,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The advantages of secresy he knows,</div> +<div class="i0">‘No one can tell, what no one can disclose.’</div> +<div class="i0">As for John’s part, whether ’twere False, or True,</div> +<div class="i0">He freely told the trifle that he knew;</div> +<div class="i0">It was a littleness he did despise,</div> +<div class="i0">The poor conceit of being suspected Wise;</div> +<div class="i0">But with the World he saw, that was the rule,</div> +<div class="i0">The resource, and refuge, of each Fool.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">’Twas now the middle of the Month of May,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[212]</a></span> +<div class="i0">When o’er the Hills the Warlike Hosts display—</div> +<div class="i0">The Colours waving in the flitting Wind,</div> +<div class="i0">The lengthened Columns tailing far behind.</div> +<div class="i0">Now the steep Mountain-cliff their steps assail,</div> +<div class="i0">Again descending, Wind into the Vale.</div> +<div class="i0">The undulating Columns o’er the Plain</div> +<div class="i0">Proclaim a Host in motion once again.</div> +<div class="i0">Fain would my Muse depict the Warlike scenery,</div> +<div class="i0">The awful Grandeur of the vast Machinery;</div> +<div class="i0">Fain make familiar to imagination</div> +<div class="i0">Th’ effect of moving War by combination;</div> +<div class="i0">Fain teach unletter’d Minds to understand,</div> +<div class="i0">The nice cohesion of the Warlike band—</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[213]</a></span> +<div class="i0">With diffidence, this object to obtain,</div> +<div class="i0">I’ll try the subject in my humble Strain.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Full Eighty thousand Men, in partial Bands,</div> +<div class="i0">Extending wide in Quarters o’er the Lands;</div> +<div class="i0">All well equipp’d, by Winter’s preparation,</div> +<div class="i0">In order most complete to quit each Station.</div> +<div class="i0">Cheerful, Repose, and Luxury they yield,</div> +<div class="i0">Following their Mighty Chieftain to the Field;</div> +<div class="i0">And thus in part the Warlike arts display’d</div> +<div class="i0">This numerous force, so skilfully array’d.</div> +<div class="i0">In various Bodies, Marching to one Point,</div> +<div class="i0">Communication kept, and no disjoint;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[214]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Parallel move—so uniformly Led,</div> +<div class="i0">None deviate, no Column shoots a-head.</div> +<div class="i0">So well preserve the distance from each other,</div> +<div class="i0">Contiguous Columns flanking one another.</div> +<div class="i0">Day, after Day, this rigidly maintain</div> +<div class="i0">O’er the rude Mountain, or extended Plain.</div> +<div class="i0">Then Glittering Herds of Cavalry appear,</div> +<div class="i0">Advanced in Front, on Flank, or in the Rear:</div> +<div class="i0">So form’d, so organiz’d, this Mighty Host,</div> +<div class="i0">All know their Station, every Man his Post.</div> +<div class="i0">Can ought be seen more wond’rous, more Sublime,</div> +<div class="i0">This great Machine in motion at one time;</div> +<div class="i0">So well dispos’d, and all so closely cling,</div> +<div class="i0">Receiving impulse from one active Spring?</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[215]</a></span> +<div class="i0">’Twas thus our Army open’d the Campaign,</div> +<div class="i0">And Lusitania left, to burst on Spain.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Thus our great Captain led his gallant Band,</div> +<div class="i0">O’er the wide Plains of Leon’s fertile Land;</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst all the Gallic Force, the Hostile Foe,</div> +<div class="i0">Directed by Gazon, and great King Joe,</div> +<div class="i0">Spread o’er the Country round, in varied Route,</div> +<div class="i0">Bewilder’d in perplexity, and doubt:</div> +<div class="i0">When t’wards the South their eager looks addrest,</div> +<div class="i0">The Allied Troops surpriz’d them from the West;</div> +<div class="i0">With all their Force array’d on Douro’s Bank,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[216]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Our skilful Hero took them on the Flank;</div> +<div class="i0">From Salamanca bravely chased them forth,</div> +<div class="i0">And drove them in dismay towards the North.</div> +<div class="i0">Burgos blown up, Pencorva forc’d to yield,</div> +<div class="i0">Nor check’d their flight ’till reach’d Vittoria’s Field.</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst o’er the Mountains, Bands of Spaniards<a name="Anchor-100" id="Anchor-100"></a><a href="#Footnote-100" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 100">100</a> + prowl,</div> +<div class="i0">With little order, and with less controul;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[217]</a></span> +<div class="i0">While desolation o’er their Country spread,</div> +<div class="i0">The High-toned Blood, the Warlike soul was fled;</div> +<div class="i0">Whate’er the Cause, the Motive, or the Reason,</div> +<div class="i0">By Fraud, by Threats, by Artifice, or Treason,</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst Hosts on Hosts did in succession grow,</div> +<div class="i0">Judge from events, they merely were for Show;</div> +<div class="i0">With other Troops they hold no sort of Rivalry,</div> +<div class="i0">Cervantes quizz’d them out of all the Chivalry.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[218]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Now all the Gallic force suspends its Flight,</div> +<div class="i0">And at Vittoria Centre, and Unite;</div> +<div class="i0">Joe, and Gazon had check’d its volitation,</div> +<div class="i0">And in array the Army round it Station.</div> +<div class="i0">Both Imbecile, and Vain, they treat with slight</div> +<div class="i0">The Hero and his Troops who’d caus’d their Flight.</div> +<div class="i0">Puff’d with conceit, they Espionage neglected,</div> +<div class="i0">So got a visit, sooner than expected.</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ he in Leon had their minds astonish’d,</div> +<div class="i0">Joe, and his Chum were not to be admonish’d.</div> +<div class="i0">For Joe was heard amidst his Dames to say,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[219]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘That our great Lord should Dine<a name="Anchor-101" id="Anchor-101"></a><a href="#Footnote-101" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 101">101</a> + with him that Day.</div> +<div class="i0">‘And when he had prepar’d Ragouts and Soups,</div> +<div class="i0">‘He’d take the noble Lord, and Route his Troops.’</div> +<div class="i0">Forgetting he’d to deal with one so arch,</div> +<div class="i0">Who on the Vaunter neatly stole a March.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[220]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Then reconnoitring how they were dispos’d,</div> +<div class="i0">To all his Generals his mind disclos’d—</div> +<div class="i0">The one great object, anxious to obtain,</div> +<div class="i0">‘To drive the Rascals fairly out of Spain.’</div> +<div class="i0">On twenty-first of June, made Disposition</div> +<div class="i0">To force the Enemy from their Position.</div> +<div class="i0">Full Sixty thousand Men, arrang’d in Sight</div> +<div class="i0">(But more inclin’d, I think, to run than Fight),</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ seeming bent his progress to dispute,</div> +<div class="i0">Receiv’d his Visit with a grand Salute.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">First on our right the great, the gallant Hill,</div> +<div class="i0">Obedient to our noble Chieftain’s will,</div> +<div class="i0">The Enemy, tho’ strongly posted found,</div> +<div class="i0">Their Left drove in—they quickly left the Ground.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[221]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Dalhousie, Picton, then the conflict enter,</div> +<div class="i0">Intrepidly advance against the Centre:</div> +<div class="i0">This forc’d, they hastily commenced the flight,</div> +<div class="i0">For Graham, boldly press’d upon their Right.</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ Cannon, Mortars, play’d from every part</div> +<div class="i0">Sufficient to appal the bravest heart—</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ show’rs of Bullets whizzing from each Spot</div> +<div class="i0">(The French are rather partial to long Shot),</div> +<div class="i0">Nor Shots, nor Shells, nor Legions in Array,</div> +<div class="i0">Not for one moment check’d them on their Way;</div> +<div class="i0">But Slow and Firm, progressively they move,</div> +<div class="i0">And from each Post, the Hostile miscreants Drove.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[222]</a></span> +<div class="i0">In vain th’ embattl’d Foe, with Warlike Band,</div> +<div class="i0">Bristled with Cannon, could the Charge withstand.</div> +<div class="i0">Slaughter, and Death, on every side they meet,</div> +<div class="i0">And only find their safety in Retreat.</div> +<div class="i0">The fact was this, the Fellows ran away,</div> +<div class="i0">Commenc’d their Flight so early in the Day;</div> +<div class="i0">In haste the Road to Pampeluna took,</div> +<div class="i0">And Ladies, Baggage, Cannon, all forsook;</div> +<div class="i0">Fighting gave up, and had recourse to Cunning—</div> +<div class="i0">They’re sure to beat us if it comes to Running.</div> +<div class="i0">This I’ve observ’d, whene’er we Battle make,</div> +<div class="i0">We overcome, but seldom overtake.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[223]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And tho’ our Gallant Cavalry would fain</div> +<div class="i0">Have shar’d the Glory of th’ ensanguin’d Plain,</div> +<div class="i0">Their anxious wishes could not be effected,</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas so by Ditches,<a name="Anchor-102" id="Anchor-102"></a><a href="#Footnote-102" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 102">102</a> + and Ravines, protected.</div> +<div class="i0">Joe, and Gazon, as Generals, must be scouted—</div> +<div class="i0">First out Manœuvred, then completely Routed.</div> +<div class="i0">But of their Conduct, what we most upbraid is,</div> +<div class="i0">They wanted Courage to protect their Ladies.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[224]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Such dastards, as we generally find most,</div> +<div class="i0">Secure themselves, the Devil take the hindmost,</div> +<div class="i0">And now it was the Hussars<a name="Anchor-103" id="Anchor-103"></a><a href="#Footnote-103" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 103">103</a> + got their share,</div> +<div class="i0">Took all the Coaches, Baggage, and the Fair.</div> +<div class="i0">Not of their Gallantry I would speak slighting,</div> +<div class="i0">No Troops, I’m sure, can beat them at fair Fighting.</div> +<div class="i0">This was the Day on which our Gallant John</div> +<div class="i0">Would crown his Fame, as he had told upon:</div> +<div class="i0">Being by Order of his Chief dispatch’d—</div> +<div class="i0">Bent on his purpose, he th’ occasion watch’d;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[225]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Eager in search of Glory, and Renown,</div> +<div class="i0">Dash’d, with some Hussars, boldly into Town.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Joe, who had heard of the Hussars’ approach,</div> +<div class="i0">Had with his Ladies hustled to his Coach;</div> +<div class="i0">There, finding they were close upon his Back,</div> +<div class="i0">Quickly<a name="Anchor-104" id="Anchor-104"></a><a href="#Footnote-104" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 104">104</a> + bounc’d out, and jump’d upon a Hack;</div> +<div class="i0">In wild disorder, and in strange dismay,</div> +<div class="i0">Spurr’d thro’ the Crowd, in hopes to steal away.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[226]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Our Hero, in mean time, dash’d to and fro,</div> +<div class="i0">By accident o’ertook poor scampering Joe—</div> +<div class="i0">And with his Sabre lent him such a Lick,</div> +<div class="i0">’Twas lucky that poor Joe’s skull was Thick,</div> +<div class="i0">Who, to avoid the Blow, was stooping down—</div> +<div class="i0">The Sabre from his Hat, cut off the Crown.</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst hapless Joe, escaping, tho’ full sad,</div> +<div class="i0">He’d lost that Day the only Crown he had,</div> +<div class="i0">But felt consol’d, when at a distance fled,</div> +<div class="i0">His Crown had lost, but still had got his Head.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John, in the bustle, thought Joe’s Head had tumbled,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[227]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And ’mongst the Ladies furbelows was jumbled.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The poor Madames, arrested in their flight,</div> +<div class="i0">Were sprawling in the Street, in woeful plight—</div> +<div class="i0">Screaming, and fainting, prostrate sought protection,</div> +<div class="i0">’Midst Hussars pillaging in all direction,</div> +<div class="i0">Such struggling, rifling, squeezing, ’mongst the Folks,</div> +<div class="i0">Whiskers, Mustachios, Petticoats, and Cloaks.</div> +<div class="i0">When John, in eager search, fell oddly flat on</div> +<div class="i0">Madame Gazon,<a name="Anchor-105" id="Anchor-105"></a><a href="#Footnote-105" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 105">105</a> + with Marshal Jourdon’s Baton;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[228]</a></span> +<div class="i0">This charming Woman, tho’ a General’s Wife,</div> +<div class="i0">Would much give up, in hopes to save her Life;</div> +<div class="i0">And tho’ a careful Guardian of her honour,</div> +<div class="i0">Freely resign’d whate’er John found upon her.</div> +<div class="i0">Who rais’d the fair, and saw where she had sat,</div> +<div class="i0">Not Joey’s Head, ’tis true, but bit of Hat.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John, who had long on Glory anxious bent,</div> +<div class="i0">This Day succeeded to his heart’s content:</div> +<div class="i0">Honour, renown, he fairly now bespoke,</div> +<div class="i0">For this Day’s job had been a lucky Stroke.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[229]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Joe’s Head was gone, no doubt—but what of that?</div> +<div class="i0">He’d got the Baton, and the bit of Hat;</div> +<div class="i0">So from the noise, and tumult in the Street,</div> +<div class="i0">He led the lovely Lady, and her Suite;</div> +<div class="i0">And in full hopes by politesse to win her,</div> +<div class="i0">Gave Her poor Joey’s Bed, and Joey’s Dinner.</div> +<div class="i0">The Battle o’er, the French to flight resign’d + ’em,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">Running as if the Devil was behind + ’em,—<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">Field-pieces left to those who’d luck to find + ’em.<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">And there I leave the Cowards to their fate,</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst I of other matters shall relate.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[230]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Victory gain’d, the Chieftain sought repose,</div> +<div class="i0">When John in modest accents did disclose</div> +<div class="i0">His great exploits, the wond’rous Feats he’d done—</div> +<div class="i0">The Trophies that he had so nobly won.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Chief, astonish’d, look’d with much amaze on</div> +<div class="i0">The Baton, bit of Hat, and Madame Gazon.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The noble Chief in contemplation Sat,</div> +<div class="i0">Admir’d the Dame, and archly touch’d the Hat:</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ at her charms in secret look’d askance,</div> +<div class="i0">He, great, like Scipio, sent her back to France.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[231]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And then, his humble duty to evince,</div> +<div class="i0">Would send the Hat, and Baton, to the Prince.</div> +<div class="i0">The Baton would be, in his Country’s Eyes,</div> +<div class="i0">Deem’d both a noble, and a glorious Prize;</div> +<div class="i0">And, p’rhaps, in spite of rumour, and of Chat,</div> +<div class="i0">Some Folks might like a bit of Royal Hat.</div> +<div class="i0">‘<i>Newcome</i> should have the honour to present,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The Hat and Baton to the Prince Regent;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Relate of Cannon taken, and the + Pelf,<a name="Anchor-106" id="Anchor-106"></a><a href="#Footnote-106" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 106">106</a></div> +<div class="i0">‘The Victory would best explain itself.’</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[232]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And now, almost as quick as I can tell,</div> +<div class="i0">John found himself once more in dear Pall Mall.</div> +<div class="i0">But, as he’d not from usual custom vary,</div> +<div class="i0">In Chaise and Four, called on the Secretary.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Minister, with admiration struck,</div> +<div class="i0">Soon advertised his Friends of their good Luck;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[233]</a></span> +<div class="i0">This Victory, with all its consequences,</div> +<div class="i0">Would seat them firmly on the Treasury Benches.</div> +<div class="i0">Read the Dispatch—wrote off to the Lord Mayor,</div> +<div class="i0">Who to the Cits should the great News declare;</div> +<div class="i0">And they, Rich, Lusty Rogues, without alloy,</div> +<div class="i0">As usual, Ate and Drank, to shew their joy.</div> +<div class="i0">And now what hearty peals of exclamation,</div> +<div class="i0">What Cannon firing, and what Conflagration;</div> +<div class="i0">Such shouts, such grinning, ’mongst all Ranks of Men,</div> +<div class="i0">You’d thought they ne’er would shut their mouths again.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[234]</a></span> +<div class="i0">Such horizontal stretching of each Muzzle,</div> +<div class="i0">Such Drinking healths, such roaring, and such Guzzle.</div> +<div class="i0">But should some small mishap be buzz’d auricular,</div> +<div class="i0">The horizontal would be perpendicular.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John, who in most things had his share of Nouse,</div> +<div class="i0">His humble duty left at Carlton House;</div> +<div class="i0">And was inform’d, with certain pompous gravity</div> +<div class="i0">(At Courts one seldom stumbles upon suavity),</div> +<div class="i0">That He, the Hat, and Baton, Magnifique,</div> +<div class="i0">Should be presented early in the Week;</div> +<div class="i0">It was the R——t’s will, at sights so pleasant,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[235]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Q——n, and all her Ladies, should be present.</div> +<div class="i0">Down to the ground our Hero made his bow,</div> +<div class="i0">And to the Knight and Lady, off he flew.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘So, my dear John, you made poor Joey truckle’;</div> +<div class="i0">Whilst at the Hat he slily gave a chuckle.</div> +<div class="i0">My Lady, too, the Baton did explore—</div> +<div class="i0">‘She’d never seen so fine a thing before.’</div> +<div class="i0">Johnny then told them of his feats of Arms,</div> +<div class="i0">Of Joe’s escape, and Madame Gazon’s charms.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Come, John,’ says Dad, ‘from truth you cannot screen us;</div> +<div class="i0">‘You were her Mars, my Boy, and she your Venus.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[236]</a></span> +<div class="i0">John now at every House was in request,</div> +<div class="i0">And every where receiv’d a welcome Guest.</div> +<div class="i0">He thought he ne’er should finish with his Glory,</div> +<div class="i0">So often pester’d to repeat the story.</div> +<div class="i0">We give him credit there for a pretence,</div> +<div class="i0">He rather lik’d being made of Consequence.</div> +<div class="i0">The Battle, Trophies, Folks were so much wrapt in,</div> +<div class="i0">They made a mighty bustle ’bout the Captain.</div> +<div class="i0">Captain no more—for in the next Gazette,</div> +<div class="i0">Tho’ envious ones did vastly fume and fret,</div> +<div class="i0">In recompence for wonderous Renown,</div> +<div class="i0">Who seiz’d a Baton, and cut off a Crown:</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[237]</a></span> +<div class="i0">As C——n for a precedent was quoted,</div> +<div class="i0">Lieutenant Colonel<a name="Anchor-107" id="Anchor-107"></a><a href="#Footnote-107" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 107">107</a> + was at once Promoted.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<div class="figcenter"><a id="presenting-trophies" name="presenting-trophies"> +<img src="images/presenting_trophies.jpg" alt="" /></a> +<p class="caption">Presenting the Trophies.</p> +</div> + +<div class="poem-cont"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">And now the Day arriv’d, as deem’d expedient,</div> +<div class="i0">John should present the Trophies to the R——t.</div> +<div class="i0">Th’ illustrious R——t sat in Regal State,</div> +<div class="i0">The Lords and Ladies did around him wait.</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John made his Triple Bows, and kneeling down,</div> +<div class="i0">Humbly presented the Baton, and Crown.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[238]</a></span> +<div class="i0">It so fell out, perhaps no one could say why,</div> +<div class="i0">The Ladies titter’d, and the Lords look’d Sly.</div> +<div class="i0">The Noble Prince, in his great self collected,</div> +<div class="i0">He first the Baton from the Hat selected.</div> +<div class="i0">In manners dignified, and all his own,</div> +<div class="i0">He thus his R——l sentiments made known—</div> +<div class="i0">‘This Baton, Sir, is in my firm belief,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The noblest Gift a Sovereign can receive;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And when so merited, we all must know,</div> +<div class="i0">‘The noblest Gift a Sovereign can bestow.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Here! take this back, with gratitude I yield it,—</div> +<div class="i0">‘His is the only Arm that’s fit to Wield it.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[239]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘As for this French Machine, with its obliquities,</div> +<div class="i0">‘T——r shall find it room with my Antiquities.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Then graceful fingering the bit of Felt,</div> +<div class="i0">His condescending smiles around him dealt—</div> +<div class="i0">‘Tho’ this poor Crown is something worn and Flat,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Still ’tis a precious morsel of old Hat;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And as to aged relics I am partial,</div> +<div class="i0">‘’Twill suit my purpose better than the Marshal.</div> +<div class="i0">‘You, gallant Colonel, shall appointed + be,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">‘In my establishment, an + Equerry,<span class="brace">}</span></div> +<div class="i0">‘Knight of the Bath, and F——k’s + A. D. C.’<span class="brace">}</span></div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[240]</a></span> +<div class="i0">The Baton struck the Dames with much surprise,</div> +<div class="i0">They all admir’d the painting, shape, and size:</div> +<div class="i0">‘It was a Stick, no doubt, ’twas made of Oak;</div> +<div class="i0">‘And heavy too—’twould give a monstrous Stroke.’</div> +<div class="i0">As for the Hat, as round about they dealt it,</div> +<div class="i0">When each great Lord, & noble Knight had felt it—</div> +<div class="i0">‘For such a Prize ’twas not worth while to Roam,</div> +<div class="i0">‘They all could boast a better one at Home.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">John now of his new Dignities felt proud,</div> +<div class="i0">So quietly withdrew from out the Crowd.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[241]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And thus quite happy, and elate with joy,</div> +<div class="i0">The Knight and Lady hugg’d their darling Boy.</div> +<div class="i0">The Lady’s head could nothing run upon,</div> +<div class="i0">‘But Son, Sir Johnny, and of Spouse, Sir John.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">The Knight, who’d long been brooding on his Speech,</div> +<div class="i0">With Prop, and Prompter close within his reach,</div> +<div class="i0">Now told his Son, Sir John, ’twas his intent</div> +<div class="i0">‘To make a flaming speech in Parliament.</div> +<div class="i0">‘Your Letter too, dear John—Sir John, your pardon;</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’ve in my vacant hours labour’d hard on.</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[242]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘I’m well prepar’d—but you must be so kind,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Should I forget, to prompt me from behind;</div> +<div class="i0">‘But first, my Son, Sir John, it will be mete,</div> +<div class="i0">‘That you in Parliament should take your Seat:</div> +<div class="i0">‘Having so done, we then can at our pleasures,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Together both consult, about my measures.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">And now our Hero, without more delay,</div> +<div class="i0">Went with his Dad, to make his first + <span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Entré</span>.</div> +<div class="i0">The Ceremony o’er, and in his place,</div> +<div class="i0">The S——r, with much Gravity, and Grace,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[243]</a></span> +<div class="i0">His right Hand on his Chair he gently press’d,</div> +<div class="i0">And thus our Hero solemnly address’d:</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Lieutenant-Colonel Sir John <i>Newcome</i>,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I’m to observe, that here are very few come</div> +<div class="i0">‘With such distinguished honours to their Name—</div> +<div class="i0">‘So high in Glory, and so great in Fame;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Your active Vigour, and your gallant Feats</div> +<div class="i0">‘In Arms, when in Vittoria’s Streets</div> +<div class="i0">‘Your weapon boldly flourish’d ’mongst the Fair,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Joe’s Crown cut off, and every thing left bare;</div> +<div class="i0">‘Drove the poor King from Town, without his Hat on,</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[244]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘Seiz’d Madam Gazon, and the Marshal’s Baton.</div> +<div class="i0">‘The C——ns, Sir, out of their high regard</div> +<div class="i0">‘For deeds of Valour, grant this proud Reward</div> +<div class="i0">‘For your Exploits, so Great, and so Magnanimous,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Thro’ me present their hearty thanks unanimous.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">Albeit, unused to speaking, John arose,</div> +<div class="i0">In first attempt determin’d not to prose;</div> +<div class="i0">Resolv’d that no one should his sense impeach,</div> +<div class="i0">By drawling out a long, and labour’d Speech:</div> +<div class="i0">Then said, ‘Sir, if from great Example,</div> +<div class="i0">‘I in some late affairs have shewn my Sample;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[245]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘’Tis to the Hero whose Dispatch I bring,</div> +<div class="i0">‘So great, so wonderful in every thing.</div> +<div class="i0">‘His be the praise, who Foe, and Fair disarms,</div> +<div class="i0">‘All yield to his Celebrity in Arms.’</div> +<div class="i0">Some further honours too did John await,</div> +<div class="i0">Which caus’d with him and Dad, a small debate.</div> +<div class="i0">‘A Badge of Merit,<a name="Anchor-108" id="Anchor-108"></a><a href="#Footnote-108" class="fnanchor" title="Go to Footnote 108">108</a> + my dear Boy d’ye see,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Is a fine Ornament, ’twixt you and me;</div> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[246]</a></span> +<div class="i0">‘’Twill look so grand, you know, hung at your button,</div> +<div class="i0">‘When you Reg’mentals condescend to put on.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> +<div class="i0">‘Such Ornaments, dear Dad, I’d fain not reap,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Desert, and Interest no distinction keep;</div> +<div class="i0">‘That bane to Justice, we must all deplore,</div> +<div class="i0">‘Merit does much, but interest does much more.’</div> +</div> + +<div class="stanza"> + <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[247]</a></span> +<div class="i0">And now friend John more Honours did obtain,</div> +<div class="i0">The gratitude of Portugal and Spain;</div> +<div class="i0">Like Knights of Rodrigo, and Talavera,</div> +<div class="i0">He got the Tower, and Sword, and Alcantara.</div> +</div></div></div> + +<hr class="tb" /> + +<div class="blockquot"> +<p>N.B. It has been reported that his R——l H——s the P——e +R——t has signified his acquiescence that the Arms of the +<span class="upright">Newcome</span> Family be as follows: A bit of old Hat, supported by +two Batons—Crest, a Cock’s Spur—Motto, ‘<em class="smc">I felt it</em>.’</p> +</div> + +<p class="poem-end">THE END</p> + +<h3>FOOTNOTES</h3> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-41" id="Footnote-41"></a><a href="#Anchor-41" class="label" title="Return to text">41</a> +The thermometer of Mr. John Bull’s spirits is so +delicately compounded, that the smallest variation in the political +atmosphere raises, or depresses, to a point verging on Insanity.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-42" id="Footnote-42"></a><a href="#Anchor-42" class="label" title="Return to text">42</a> +I have, in former days, I confess, been rather puzzled to +account for a sort of tergiversation in the memory of many young men. I +was foolish enough to expect that high-titled Honourables were of +similar opinions, in respect to intimacies and friendships, in common +with other folks; but, to my astonishment and disgust, I then found, as +I have frequently since experienced, that the man who could bend in the +country to a sociable intimacy—changing his ground, changed his +deportment; that the men with whom I have in the country +domesticated—have been admitted to a very familiar intimacy, when I met +them in Town seemed to have totally lost sight of me, and returned my +salute with a careless insolence, if they condescended to return it at +all; this appeared to me ridiculously capricious, unaccountably foolish. +At length an old Friend told me it was the way of the world, and that +there was a wonderful difference between the Companions in the Country, +and the associate in London. Now I do think this is a fair hint to all +<i>Johnny Newcomes</i>, a warning to make up their minds, that, however my +Lord or Sir Toby may condescend to an Intimacy in the Country (which, +perhaps, may arise from a selfish principle in these Honourable +Worthies) they must expect the Cut direct in Town.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-43" id="Footnote-43"></a><a href="#Anchor-43" class="label" title="Return to text">43</a> +Another instance of effect on Memory: how many young Men +have we seen in such situations, who have acted like the veriest +Simpleton, and by their arrogance, and presumption have excited the +contempt of their Equals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-44" id="Footnote-44"></a><a href="#Anchor-44" class="label" title="Return to text">44</a> +Her Majesty of Portugal having, unfortunately, a great +debility of mind, her Son assum’d the Government as Regent.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-45" id="Footnote-45"></a><a href="#Anchor-45" class="label" title="Return to text">45</a> +Priests of every description. The Regent evinced his +predilection for those Gentry, in having, it is said, 30,000 who lived +on the fat of the Land.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-46" id="Footnote-46"></a><a href="#Anchor-46" class="label" title="Return to text">46</a> +People are mighty apt to judge with extreme severity on +the conduct of Kings and Princes, &c. &c.; and it generally happens that +Men, who indulge themselves in the practices of Vice, are very liberal +in the abuse of their Superiors in Rank and Fortune that shew a similar +disposition, totally forgetting that themselves have been accustomed, in +the course of Education, and in their commerce with the World, to the +sound of wholesome Truths.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +In former days a very useful and entertaining Personage was always an +Appendage to the Pageantry of Courts, and in great Families—(yclept) a +Fool: thro’ this lively Oracle, Truth reached the ears of the Great: but +this wise custom has fallen into disuse, and unfortunately the familiars +of the Great are now frequently composed of Naturals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +If those in Rank and Dignity enjoyed the advantages in common with the +Mass of Mankind, and should then give themselves up to excesses, censure +might be just, if that censure came from <em>clean hands</em>. But with the +disadvantages they labour under from the earliest Age, the harsh +animadversions on their conduct are Indecent, Malicious, and +Uncharitable.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-47" id="Footnote-47"></a><a href="#Anchor-47" class="label" title="Return to text">47</a> +The French Army.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-48" id="Footnote-48"></a><a href="#Anchor-48" class="label" title="Return to text">48</a> +Our most gracious Sovereign.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-49" id="Footnote-49"></a><a href="#Anchor-49" class="label" title="Return to text">49</a> +Fleets and Armies.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-50" id="Footnote-50"></a><a href="#Anchor-50" class="label" title="Return to text">50</a> +Generals, Commissaries, Medical Staff, Cavalry.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-51" id="Footnote-51"></a><a href="#Anchor-51" class="label" title="Return to text">51</a> +Subjects.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-52" id="Footnote-52"></a><a href="#Anchor-52" class="label" title="Return to text">52</a> +It was supposed the intention of Buonaparte, after having +subjugated the Peninsula, was to have invaded England and Ireland.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-53" id="Footnote-53"></a><a href="#Anchor-53" class="label" title="Return to text">53</a> +Sir A. Wellesley was sent to Portugal with a small force.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-54" id="Footnote-54"></a><a href="#Anchor-54" class="label" title="Return to text">54</a> +Vide the Battle of Vimiera.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-55" id="Footnote-55"></a><a href="#Anchor-55" class="label" title="Return to text">55</a> +Sir H——y B——d and Sir H——w D——e.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-56" id="Footnote-56"></a><a href="#Anchor-56" class="label" title="Return to text">56</a> +Officers.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-57" id="Footnote-57"></a><a href="#Anchor-57" class="label" title="Return to text">57</a> +Lieutenant-Generals and Major-Generals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-58" id="Footnote-58"></a><a href="#Anchor-58" class="label" title="Return to text">58</a> +There is no doubt many intelligent Major-Generals came +out, whose bad health would not admit their continuing in the Country, +and who much regretted their inability to Serve.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-59" id="Footnote-59"></a><a href="#Anchor-59" class="label" title="Return to text">59</a> +Portugal.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-60" id="Footnote-60"></a><a href="#Anchor-60" class="label" title="Return to text">60</a> +F——d M——l B——d.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-61" id="Footnote-61"></a><a href="#Anchor-61" class="label" title="Return to text">61</a> +The Q——r M——r G——l.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-62" id="Footnote-62"></a><a href="#Anchor-62" class="label" title="Return to text">62</a> +The A——t G——l.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-63" id="Footnote-63"></a><a href="#Anchor-63" class="label" title="Return to text">63</a> +The M——y S——y.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-64" id="Footnote-64"></a><a href="#Anchor-64" class="label" title="Return to text">64</a> +The A——s d— C—— to the Commander of the Forces on the +Peninsula.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-65" id="Footnote-65"></a><a href="#Anchor-65" class="label" title="Return to text">65</a> +The P——ce of O——ge.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-66" id="Footnote-66"></a><a href="#Anchor-66" class="label" title="Return to text">66</a> +Commissaries.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-67" id="Footnote-67"></a><a href="#Anchor-67" class="label" title="Return to text">67</a> +The Medical Officers.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-68" id="Footnote-68"></a><a href="#Anchor-68" class="label" title="Return to text">68</a> +Dr. M——r.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-69" id="Footnote-69"></a><a href="#Anchor-69" class="label" title="Return to text">69</a> +Divisions and Hospitals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-70" id="Footnote-70"></a><a href="#Anchor-70" class="label" title="Return to text">70</a> +Return of killed and wounded.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-71" id="Footnote-71"></a><a href="#Anchor-71" class="label" title="Return to text">71</a> +Artillery.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-72" id="Footnote-72"></a><a href="#Anchor-72" class="label" title="Return to text">72</a> +Brigades.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-73" id="Footnote-73"></a><a href="#Anchor-73" class="label" title="Return to text">73</a> +Great guns and mortars, &c. &c.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-74" id="Footnote-74"></a><a href="#Anchor-74" class="label" title="Return to text">74</a> +The O——r C——g the Artillery.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-75" id="Footnote-75"></a><a href="#Anchor-75" class="label" title="Return to text">75</a> +Artillery Officers.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-76" id="Footnote-76"></a><a href="#Anchor-76" class="label" title="Return to text">76</a> +Provost Marshals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-77" id="Footnote-77"></a><a href="#Anchor-77" class="label" title="Return to text">77</a> +Light and Heavy Cavalry.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-78" id="Footnote-78"></a><a href="#Anchor-78" class="label" title="Return to text">78</a> +In respect to the British Cavalry, many instances were +witnessed of gallant conduct of Regiments, Squadrons, and Individuals: +they are all Brave—but certainly the Officers are generally deficient +in knowledge of Cavalry Tactics; and the men have not that proper +regard, and affection, I may call it, for the noble animal that bears +them.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +A German Soldier will sell his Bread to feed his Horse—a British +Soldier will sell the Corn to purchase Drink.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +The German Officer, and Soldier, are superior to the British, for both +Officer, and Soldier, in the German Cavalry, know their Duty, and feel a +pride in it.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +It is not a whimsical Uniform, or a monstrous pair of Mustachios, that +make the Cavalry Officer: but there seems so much attention now-a-days +paid to the external embellishment, that the interior is left to bare +Walls—empty Chambers.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Even the French Cavalry boasted, ‘that give them English Horses, and +they would drive the British Cavalry from the Field’; and there are +folks who are inclined to believe them: then as for Cavalry Generals—I +wish there was a School for Generals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-79" id="Footnote-79"></a><a href="#Anchor-79" class="label" title="Return to text">79</a> +L——t G——ls and M——r G——ls commanding divisions.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-80" id="Footnote-80"></a><a href="#Anchor-80" class="label" title="Return to text">80</a> +Lt.-Gen. Sir R——d H——l.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-81" id="Footnote-81"></a><a href="#Anchor-81" class="label" title="Return to text">81</a> +Lt.-Gen. Sir T——s G——m.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-82" id="Footnote-82"></a><a href="#Anchor-82" class="label" title="Return to text">82</a> +Lt.-Gen. Sir S——n C——n.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-83" id="Footnote-83"></a><a href="#Anchor-83" class="label" title="Return to text">83</a> +Lt.-Gen. E——l D——e.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-84" id="Footnote-84"></a><a href="#Anchor-84" class="label" title="Return to text">84</a> +Lt.-Gen. C——n.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-85" id="Footnote-85"></a><a href="#Anchor-85" class="label" title="Return to text">85</a> +Maj.-Gen. P—k—m.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-86" id="Footnote-86"></a><a href="#Anchor-86" class="label" title="Return to text">86</a> +Lt.-Gen. Sir T. P——n.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-87" id="Footnote-87"></a><a href="#Anchor-87" class="label" title="Return to text">87</a> +Maj.-Gen. C——e.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-88" id="Footnote-88"></a><a href="#Anchor-88" class="label" title="Return to text">88</a> +Maj.-Gen. Sir T. S——t.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-89" id="Footnote-89"></a><a href="#Anchor-89" class="label" title="Return to text">89</a> +Lt.-Gen. L——h.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-90" id="Footnote-90"></a><a href="#Anchor-90" class="label" title="Return to text">90</a> +M——r-G——l, Ass——t Adj——t-G——l, Ass——t +Q——r-M——r-G——l.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-91" id="Footnote-91"></a><a href="#Anchor-91" class="label" title="Return to text">91</a> +Officers, Commissaries, Guns, Provost Marshals.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-92" id="Footnote-92"></a><a href="#Anchor-92" class="label" title="Return to text">92</a> +The P——se Army was originally contemptible. The great +brilliant, and persevering exertions of F——d-M——l B——d, and the +Officers under him, have been successful, by rendering the P——se Army +efficient in point of Discipline, Activity, and interior Oeconomy.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-93" id="Footnote-93"></a><a href="#Anchor-93" class="label" title="Return to text">93</a> +F——d-M——l B——d.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-94" id="Footnote-94"></a><a href="#Anchor-94" class="label" title="Return to text">94</a> +Officers taken from the British and German regiments.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-95" id="Footnote-95"></a><a href="#Anchor-95" class="label" title="Return to text">95</a> +The H——r B——de.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Upon our approach to the River Eslar, it was expedient that a Lodgement +should be made on the opposite side of that River, to protect the +formation of the Pontoon Bridge, for the Army to cross the River; the +Hussar Brigade, supported by the 51st Light Regt. and Light Regiment of +Brunswick Oels (ordered to support the Cavalry) were ordered to attack, +take, and maintain the Village. The River, at all times rapid, by the +melting of the Snow, was swollen two feet in depth, and its current +raged with increasing velocity: 100 Men of the 51st were advanced, with +the advance of the Hussars, and passed at the Ford with safety, but +drenched with Water; the two Corps followed, and it was directed that an +Infantry Soldier should hold by the stirrup-leather of a Hussar. Whether +it was the anxiety to pass the Ford, or some other cause, such was the +press to enter the River, that the Ford was lost, and in one minute were +seen Hussars scrambling, their Horses now on a Rock—next minute, +plunging over head, the Infantry dragged hanging at the Stirrup, and +Horses Tails; some by a jerk, or kick lost their hold, and were, +struggling with the Torrent—others borne by the rapid Current of the +Water, sunk, never to rise more;—others happily cast on bits of +Islands. Hussars were seen plunging to get up the Bank, dragging three +or four Infantry, half-drowned, so convulsed as to keep their grasp. +Men’s Caps, Knapsacks, floating down the Stream: but the attachment of +one Infantry Soldier to his Firelock was astonishing—he was seen by an +Officer, who rode to the brink of the Rock; as the Man floated down the +stream, supported as he lay on his back, by his Knapsack, the Officer +said, ‘Can you swim?’ ‘No, your honour.’ ‘Then throw away your +Firelock.’ ‘No, your honour; I’ll bring She to shore with me—I won’t +part with She.’ Fortunately the current bore Him so near to the Rock, +the Officer could reach his Bayonet, and the Man was saved. On this +occasion it is not in words to give an adequate idea of the gallant and +humane conduct of the Hussars. A Serjeant of the 18th Hussars was heard +to exclaim, upon his seeing a very fine young Officer of the 51st +struggling for life in the middle of the Torrent, ‘I’ll be D——d if the +fine Boy shall be drowned,’ and plunged his Horse into the Stream, and, +when he rose above the Water, pressed towards the Officer, caught him by +the jacket, and lifted him on Shore.—Many other similar cases happened. +During the time of passing the River, indeed, I have every reason to +believe the Men of the Hussars that were drowned, on this occasion, died +victims to their humanity. And it was admirable to see those gallant +Fellows, when landed, and free from the grasp of the poor Infantry +Soldiers, spring forward to ascend the Hill with an ardour to attack an +Enemy they were instructed to expect would oppose them.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +I wish it was in my power to have paid a similar compliment, for humane +exertion, to an Officer of A——y.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-96" id="Footnote-96"></a><a href="#Anchor-96" class="label" title="Return to text">96</a> +The H——ld T——ps.—In respect of those fine Regiments, +much, very much, should be considered in their favour.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Unaccustomed to Foreign service—unaccustomed to any duty but London +duty, which Duty there are no Regiments can perform half so +ably—distinguished from other Regiments in every respect, particularly +in regard to <em>pay</em> and interior convenience, it was hardly fair, and +assuredly inconsiderate, calculating the expence, to employ the Life +Guards on such service.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Barring the absence of proper feeling in a few Officers, who rather too +hastily returned Home, no Troops were more distinguished for Discipline, +good Conduct, <em>Sobriety</em>, Zeal, and Gallantry, or for their patient, and +cheerful submission to privations, and hardships resulting from the +nature of the Service, and possibly somewhat increased by their +inexperience: and I may observe without any possible risk of +contradiction, had the Household Troops been fortunately pitted against +the best Cavalry of the Enemy, the result would have given them a +Celebrity in arms coequal to a general Character so highly creditable to +those Corps.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-97" id="Footnote-97"></a><a href="#Anchor-97" class="label" title="Return to text">97</a> +F——d O——rs, Gold and Silver Sticks in the Court +Regalia.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-98" id="Footnote-98"></a><a href="#Anchor-98" class="label" title="Return to text">98</a> +Ample Stores—of Provision—Forage, also for the +Hospitals, and of various other descriptions.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-99" id="Footnote-99"></a><a href="#Anchor-99" class="label" title="Return to text">99</a> +The pay of the Army is six months in arrear; the +Contingent allowance Ten months.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +A more than actual sufficiency for the Men during the operations of +active Warfare is injurious; the Soldier should not have wherewith to +get drunk with, for that is always the result after the Balances are +received, and, until the Money is exhausted, the Soldier is a Clog. The +Officers, unfortunately, suffer by the withholding their Pay.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-100" id="Footnote-100"></a><a href="#Anchor-100" class="label" title="Return to text">100</a> +However formidable the Spanish Armies are on Paper, what +we have seen of them in the Field does not entitle them to be ranked +with any description of Troops in Europe; and I even doubt if the +Americans would not speak slightingly of them. I will give the Spanish +Nation all the credit for obstinacy and jealousy they can wish; but I +for one give them no further: their conduct to their Allies, in many +instances, has been unfriendly and suspicious—often Hostile. It may be +politic to commend their conduct for Gallant Achievement in the Field; I +of course shall not presume to contradict that: and much may be allowed +for a Ragged, Starved, unpaid Host, and of whom the Officers are the +first to run away. They have admitted some, but very few British +Officers into their service; but if the selection has proved fortunate, +I suppose it will be hereafter made known.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-101" id="Footnote-101"></a><a href="#Anchor-101" class="label" title="Return to text">101</a> +It was ascertained as fact, that King Joe was so certain +of beating the Allied Army, it was his and Gazon’s intention to have +attacked; and Joe had boasted he should beat the Enemy, and had actually +prepared a grand Dinner for Lord Wellington and his Officers. They meant +to attack on the 22d of June.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Joe always travelled with a Suite of Ladies, generally beautiful Women: +it is said, there were ten ladies of his private Family with him. Those, +with all his Wardrobe, Carriages, and Plunder from Madrid, were taken, +and he only escaped with the Clothes on his Back, having lost his Hat. +By way of replenishing his Goods and Chattles, he actually stole the +Linen, Plate, and Clothes, from every place he stopped at, until he +reached the French frontier—and also a Hat from a Priest.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +The whole Baggage, Money, Artillery, and those of the French Army were +taken—Carriages, and Animals, and a great many Ladies. The French +Officers said they were so pinched, we did not leave them a Pinch of +Snuff.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-102" id="Footnote-102"></a><a href="#Anchor-102" class="label" title="Return to text">102</a> +Such was the rapidity of the Conflict, and such the +nature of the Ground, very few of our Gallant Cavalry were engaged; +wide, deep, and watery Ditches intersected the Country in all +directions. Had the ground admitted, our Cavalry must have intercepted +Thousands.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +The French could only take two small Field-pieces with them, which, from +the rapidity of the pursuit, fell into the Conqueror’s hands before they +reached Pampeluna; but in their usual depredatious way, they plundered +all the Houses, and burned many.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-103" id="Footnote-103"></a><a href="#Anchor-103" class="label" title="Return to text">103</a> +The Hussars made a gallant charge through the Town, and +in their progress attacked, and drove the Enemy’s Cavalry out.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-104" id="Footnote-104"></a><a href="#Anchor-104" class="label" title="Return to text">104</a> +King Joe, or, as the Spaniards properly style him, the +Intruder, was so pressed, he jumped on a horse, lost his Hat, and +galloped at full speed out of the Town; and, as Officers and Men, +afterwards taken, assured the Author, he actually threw money to the +French Soldiery to let him pass.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-105" id="Footnote-105"></a><a href="#Anchor-105" class="label" title="Return to text">105</a> +Madame, the Countess Gazon, a charming woman, was taken +by the Hussars. Major R——t’s, 10th Hussars, it is said, had the +Gallantry and Honour to protect her: she was allowed to follow her +Husband a few Days after.—Part of the Cavalry only passed through the +Town, the Army went right and left of it.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-106" id="Footnote-106"></a><a href="#Anchor-106" class="label" title="Return to text">106</a> +The numerous Carriages of all descriptions, and Tumbrils, +so completely blocked the Road, and filled the contiguous Fields, it was +difficult to pass; the Carriages were completely loaded with Baggage, +and the miserable Animals pushed into Deep, and Wet Ditches. The +four-wheeled Tumbrils were loaded with Ammunition, and Money. It is +supposed that those who divided the Spoil were enriched: certainly the +Soldiers got Thousands of Dollars and Doubloons. It is said, more +Persons than Soldiers shared in the Spoil; one got £8000 of Doubloons. +It is to be lamented that, in consequence of the hurry and confusion, +the Money was thus distributed—but it was inevitable; and the good +fortune fell to the lot of many who did not share in the Conflict.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +Two hundred and five Pieces of Ordnance were taken, and five hundred +Tumbrils; large quantities of Army Stores, and Mules, and Horses, and +much inferior Plunder also.—Vittoria is a superior Spanish Town, and +situated in a fertile Plain.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-107" id="Footnote-107"></a><a href="#Anchor-107" class="label" title="Return to text">107</a> +It was considered rather an uncommon instance of good +fortune, the Noble L——d should, on any pretence, have been so +unaccountably promoted in the same Gazette, Major and Lieut.-Colonel.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +<a name="Footnote-108" id="Footnote-108"></a><a href="#Anchor-108" class="label" title="Return to text">108</a> +A Badge of Merit is a most honourable Distinction, as the +reward of Merit and Gallant achievement; but its value is eclipsed from +the influence of interest.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +I should think a Board of Officers should be established to examine into +the merits of Officers recommended for such honourable remuneration; and +their fiat should either confirm the claim, or reject it altogether: a +Badge of Merit would then be valuable. Indeed, if the power of the Board +was extended to decide upon the merits for Brevet Rank, the service +would gain by it. It is the value of a thing that makes it desirable.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +If, in the examination of the merits of an Officer reported to the +Board, for honourable distinction, the opinion of the Board should +decidedly confirm the claim and right, a Patent should be sent to the +Officer, signed and sealed by the President, stating the sentiments of +the Board, &c. &c. Such would be an inestimable intimation of his claim +to Merit—handing down to Posterity an honourable proof of Family +desert.</p> + +<p class="footnote"> +But the conferring either Title, or Badge on men who have lolled away +their time in Ease, and Affluence, is ridiculous, and truly absurd.</p> + +<p id="printer"> +Printed by <span class="smcap">T.</span> and <span class="smcap">A. Constable</span>, +Printers to His Majesty at the Edinburgh University Press</p> + +<div class="transnote"> +<p class="tntitle">Transcriber’s Notes</p> + +<div class="epub-show"><p class="tntext">The cover was created by the +transcriber, using an illustration from the book, and is placed in the +public domain.</p></div> +<div class="epub-hide"><p class="tntext">Some page numbers do not appear +due to removed blank pages.</p></div> +<p class="tntext">The list of <a href="#Contents">Contents</a> was added +for the reader’s convenience.</p> +<p class="tntext">All punctuation errors were corrected.</p> +<p class="tntext">Inconsistent hyphenation was retained.</p> +<p class="tntext">In <a href="#List-of-the-Plates">List of the +Plates</a>, the capitalization of some words was changed to match the +captions in the text; “Santaren” was changed to “Santarem”.</p> +<p class="tntext">Illustrations that accompany Part I were moved to the +end of the poem. Illustrations that accompany the other poems were moved +to stanza breaks.</p> +<p class="tntext">The order of the illustrations “<a href="#half-rations">Half +Rations</a>” and “<a href="#writes-mother">Johnny writes an account ...</a>” +in Part II was reversed to follow the order of the events in the poem.</p> +<p class="tntext">Where the location of stanza breaks was uncertain, +such as at the top of a page, the 1816 edition (see <a href="#Note">Note</a>) +was consulted to decide their positioning.</p> +<p class="tntext">The following spelling changes were made:</p> + <ul class="tnlist"> + <li>In <a href="#fn7-one">footnote 7</a>, “one” was changed from + “One” (one Chair).</li> + <li>In <a href="#fn9-Moidore">footnote 9</a>, “Moidore” was changed + from “Moidure”.</li> + <li>In <a href="#fn23-Commander">footnote 23</a>, “Commander-in-Chief” + was changed from “Commander in-Chief”.</li> + <li>On <a href="#p58-Devils">page 58</a>, “Devil’s” was changed from + “Devils”.</li> + <li>On <a href="#p82-Mesentery">page 82</a>, “Mesentery” was changed + from “Mesentary”.</li> + <li>On <a href="#p156-ADC">page 156</a>, “A. 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