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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Ye Book of Copperheads, by Anonymous
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+Title: Ye Book of Copperheads
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+Author: Anonymous
+
+Illustrator: Anonymous
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+Release Date: March 31, 2014 [EBook #45274]
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+YE BOOK OF COPPERHEADS
+
+By Anonymous
+
+
+
+[Illustration: 0007]
+
+[Illustration: 0009]
+
+
+
+
+YE BOOK OF COPPERHEADS
+
+
+"_ Continue this united League."--Richard the Third, III. 1_.
+
+
+`|There once was a Copperhead snake tried to Bite Uncle Sam by mistake;
+
+```But the Seven League Boot on old Uncle Sam's foot
+
+````Soon crushed this pestiferous snake.
+
+[Illustration: 0010]
+
+|A soldier came back from the war, with many an honorable scar;
+
+```But the Copperheads cried, "Served you right if you'd died
+
+````In this curst _Abolitionist_ war!"
+
+[Illustration: 0011]
+
+|The old Tory dragon is dead, but she left us some eggs in her stead;
+
+``Two were smashed in the yolk, but the third hatched and broke,
+
+```And out came a vile Copperhead.
+
+[Illustration: 0012]
+
+|There was once a young giant asleep, and round him two serpents did creep;
+
+```But he stopped their vile breath, and squeezed them to death,
+
+````This giant aroused from his sleep.
+
+
+[Illustration: 0013]
+
+|There once was a Copperhead vile, who attempted to damage a
+
+```So he tried it in truth, but soon broke every tooth
+
+````On that rusty and crusty Old File.
+
+[Illustration: 0014]
+
+"_Nor doth this Wood lack Worlds."--Midsummer Night's Dream, II. 2._
+
+|There was an old Snake in New York said for peace all the people should work;
+
+``"But if war _must_ come, let us fight here _at home!!_"
+
+```Quoth sanguiloquent Ben of New York.
+
+[Illustration: 0015]
+
+_"One of those who worship dirty gods."--Cymbeline, III. 8._
+
+|There once was a chap named Vallandigham, whom the Copperheads chose for commanding 'em;
+
+```But a trip to the South soon silenced his mouth,
+
+````And the world as a _Tory_ is branding him.
+
+[Illustration: 0016]
+
+|With War Democrats Seymour's for war; with Peace cowards for peace he'll hurrah;
+
+```Let him get in the way of the mower some day,
+
+````And He'll find there's no quibbling with war.
+
+[Illustration: 0017]
+
+|The Copperhead lotterie hath a curious policie;
+
+``For a man of low rank can draw naught save a blank,
+
+````Unless an accomplice he be.
+
+[Illustration: 0018]
+
+|There once was a twistified Reed who took for his pattern Snake-Weed;
+
+```Till the Copperheads all, great, middling, and small
+
+````Seemed _straight_ by the side of this Reed.
+
+[Illustration: 0019]
+
+|There's a character very well known, Who bubbles for ages has blown;
+
+```But the best he has made since at _bubbling_ he played,
+
+````From a Copperhead pipe have been thrown.
+
+[Illustration: 0020]
+
+````_"And what Stock he springs of!!"--Coriolan, II. 3._
+
+|Copper stocks are uncertain to buy, though this Copperhead's stock's very high;
+
+```But we still might improve this stock of his love,
+
+````By adding the _right_ sort of tie.
+
+[Illustration: 0021]
+
+|There was an old War Horse, a clerical, who thought our Republic chimerical;
+
+```"For the Union," he said, "he never had prayed,"
+
+````This mordacious old War Horse cholerical.
+
+[Illustration: 0022]
+
+```_" There is no goodness in the worm,"--Antony and Cleopatra, V. 2._
+
+|The abominable Copperhead worms! With their wriggles, and twists, and their squirms!
+
+```But the gardener, they say, will soon find out a way
+
+````To kill the vile Copperhead worms.
+
+[Illustration: 0023]
+
+```_"There are many complaints, Davy, about that."--King Henry IV., V. 1._
+
+|There was a Stern Statesman astute, who so often went in to _recruit_,
+
+```That a Rattlesnake fat revolved in his hat,
+
+````While a Copperhead squirmed in his boot.
+
+[Illustration: 0024]
+
+```_"So much dishonor my fair stars."--King Richard 111., IV. 1._
+
+|The traitor our Common Cents mars, And on Liberty plainly he wars,
+
+```Taking Freedom away from the Union, I say,
+
+````When he cuts out her head from the stars.
+
+[Illustration: 0025]
+
+_"And so the lion vanished."--Midsummer Night's Dream, V. 1._
+
+|While it did us great harm, Abolition was the height of the Lion's ambition;
+
+```Now with Copperhead _tale_ he stings himself pale.
+
+````And furaciously scorns Abolition.
+
+[Illustration: 0026]
+
+```_"Will this Wood take fire?"--Merry Wives of Windsor, V. 5._
+
+|Union, a fagot we take; But 'twould be a tremendous mistake,
+
+```To use rotten old Wood which never was good,
+
+````And then bind it up with a Snake.
+
+[Illustration: 0027]
+
+|There once was a Patriot whose rigor reached such a remarkable figure,
+
+```That he'd rather go down in the water and drown
+
+````Than be saved by the help of a nigger.
+
+[Illustration: 0028]
+
+|There once were some rascals near Reading thought fighting was easy as wedding;
+
+```But being well kicked, and most terribly licked,
+
+````They mournfully mizzled from Reading.
+
+[Illustration: 0029]
+
+_"O wicked Wall!"--Midsummer Night's Dream, V. 1._
+
+|There once was an old _party_-Wall, quite _cracked_ and just ready to fall;
+
+```The Copperheads came and completed its shame
+
+````By sticking their Bills on this Wall.
+
+[Illustration: 0030]
+
+|There once was a bottle of Porter, which the Copperheads thought was all water;
+
+```But when the cork popped, the Copperheads dropped,
+
+````And were stunned by the _vim_ of the Porter!
+
+[Illustration: 0031]
+
+|There once was a Snake who said "Hey! There's an Eagle I'll take for my prey!"
+
+```But the bird with his bill did the Copperhead kill,
+
+````And bore him in triumph away.
+
+[Illustration: 0032]
+
+```_"Exit shall be strangling a snake."--Love's Labor's Lost, V. 1._
+
+|The Copperhead traitors all, our army "base hirelings" call
+
+```But some fine summer day The "boys," just for play,
+
+````Will settle the Copperheads all.
+
+Amen!
+
+
+
+
+GOTHAM-MITES.
+
+
+|I like such Brooks," said Falstaff once;
+
+``Had he meant _ours_ he'd been a dunce;
+
+`The devil, whom all things evil please,
+
+``Could never stand such Bruoks as these.=
+
+
+
+`In the Tyrol on mountain high
+
+``"The Devil's Marble" you may spy;
+
+`And if in the World you long remain,
+
+``You'll probably meet the same again.=
+
+
+
+`Och, Johnny, my gun--let the truth be aid,
+
+``What the divil made _ye_ turn Copperhid?
+
+`Sure it was hivvy what ye bore,
+
+``Wid the brass in your face yees had before.=
+
+
+
+`There's a song how Old Nick took a journey,
+
+``With a corporation attorney;
+
+`But there is one _fouler_, whom even the old prowler
+
+``Would fear as a friend on a journey.=
+
+
+
+1.
+
+`"The man who made that order," said
+
+``Judge B. in court, "was a _meat-head_."
+
+`Oh what a head that head would be,
+
+``Just _meted_ Judge, to match with thee!=
+
+
+
+2.
+
+`"Just roll that nigger out of court!"
+
+``The Judge exclaimed with solemn port;
+
+`"I tell you very truly now,
+
+``Nigs _at the bar_ I won't allow!"=
+
+
+
+`At a Copperhead meeting the crier
+
+``Paused an instant to hear his gun fire;
+
+`The cannon was loaded, and when it exploded,
+
+``Said he--"List to the voice of our sire!"=
+
+
+
+``There was old party named M------,
+
+``Who went from bad doctrines to worse.
+
+`If at law he should see his name prefaced by _re,_
+
+``It will show what he _should_ feel; this M------.=
+
+
+
+```There was a small Cozening shyster;
+
+``Said he, "Every case is an _eyester;_
+
+`Give the parties the shells if you can, and nought else,
+
+``Unless the Court tips you a hi-ster."=
+
+
+
+``There's a man at the _Bar_ who, we know,
+
+``Is in politics terribly _low_;
+
+`For he keeps in the clubs the secessional cubs,
+
+``Who in _propria persona_ can't go.=
+
+
+
+``There's a very bad-minis-trator,
+
+``A_ tres petite pomme de tater_,
+
+`Who tears feelings to rags, presenting of flags;
+
+``This oily old adminis-_traitor_.=
+
+
+
+``There's a wide-awake Copperhead cratur',
+
+``Who is Eli by name and by natur';
+
+`Displaying for one neither fashion _nor ton_,
+
+``This un-national nativist traitor.=
+
+
+
+
+CHECKER-BOARDERS AND KEYSTONERS
+
+
+|There was an old person, J. B.,
+
+``An old Public Func-tion-arie;  [agreed,
+
+`When they swore, "We'll secede!" he just smiled, "I'm
+
+``"You've a sure friend, you know, in J. B.=
+
+
+
+``There was a smart lawyer named W------
+
+``Who from Union men made quite a fortun';
+
+`But his wealth he despised, with Secesh fraternized,
+
+``This apo-state-olical W------.=
+
+
+
+``There was a twistortulous Heed,
+
+``Who hoped that Secesh might succeed;
+
+`For he said, "It's my natur' to act like a traitor,
+
+``Since it runs in the joints of a Heed."=
+
+
+
+``There once was a Copperhead Diddle,
+
+``Who played to the Heed second fiddle;
+
+`When they said, "It is small!" it replied, not at all,
+
+`Says he, "I ain't dead--as a live Copperhead
+
+``I'm a squirmulous vermiform Wriggler."=
+
+
+
+``There was an old servant called Peter,
+
+``So moody in humor and feature
+
+`Because the good people from the church with a steeple
+
+``Expelled this old saturnine Peter.=
+
+
+
+``There was a sharp lawyer, one P-,
+
+``Whose thoughts never got through his still lips;
+
+`And all he would say was "ah!" "h'm!" "oh!" and "ay
+
+``This pauciloquent person named P-.=
+
+
+
+``There was a neat sarpent--a Coiler--
+
+``True son of the ancient Beguiler;
+
+`Who told such a whopper, he burst out his copper,
+
+``And frightfully fractured his biler.=
+
+
+
+`It's a full-blooded Copperhead Diddle!"=
+
+
+`There was an ex-governing Wiggler,
+
+`A political huckster and higgler;
+
+``Quoth "Aristocracy"
+
+``To Fourth Ward "Vulgarity,"
+
+`"You are dregs, I am froth; and our interests both
+
+``Are opposed to this working, d'ye see!"=
+
+
+
+
+MODERN HEATHEN-IANS
+
+
+``There was an ex-editor, L------,
+
+``Who rowed in the _Courier_ punt,
+
+`But to twist around more, he jumped out on the shore,
+
+``That contortious poetical L------.=
+
+
+
+``Oh G------ T------ C------ was one
+
+``Who thought himself quite a great gun;
+
+`So Treason he shouted, "Constitution" he spouted,
+
+``But Boston grew hot for such "Union Men"--so
+
+``He herds in New York with Fernando & Co.=
+
+
+
+``To the cause of his country adverse,
+
+``Is the man whom all honest men curse.
+
+`Do you ask what's his name? oh, ne'er believe Fame,
+
+``If it be not Ex-President Pierce.=
+
+
+
+``In Eighteen Hundred and Fifty-Six,
+
+``A poet, disgusted with Pierce's tricks,
+
+``Said that he down to the dust should go,
+
+``To grovel there in infamy low.
+
+``And in Eighteen Hundred and Sixty-Three,
+
+``The prophecy came to pass, I see,
+
+``Since in the dust and on the ground,
+
+``As a Copperhead Pierce goes squirming round".=
+
+
+
+``What a pity that Joshua D.
+
+``A good Insolvency lawyer should be,
+
+``Yet cannot, in politics, as we see,
+
+``Keep his own good name from bankruptcie!=
+
+
+
+``John C. passes, now and then,
+
+``For one of Boston's League-al men.
+
+``Mistake me not--he doth intrigue
+
+``With the Liquor--not the Union--League!=
+
+
+
+``Gamblers, Wood-ites, thieves, and asses,
+
+``Scrapings of the dangerous classes,
+
+``Pettifoggers malign, but weak,
+
+``Who dare not fight and cannot speak;
+
+``_Trash_ which the war-tide rolling high
+
+``Has cast ashore in scorn to dry;
+
+``"Aristocrats" who fear to wage
+
+``Brave battle in a stirring age,
+
+``As did their glorious sires before,
+
+``Who won thereby the fame they wore;
+
+``Oh G. S. H--------, tell us true.
+
+``Is this fit company for you?=
+
+
+
+
+SHAKSPEARE ON THE COPPERHEADS.
+
+
+```"What would you have, you curs,
+
+`That like nor peace nor war? The one affrights you,
+
+`The other makes you proud. He that trusts to you,
+
+`Where he should find you lions, finds you hares;
+
+`Where foxes, geese; you are no surer, no,
+
+`Than is the coal of fire upon the ice,
+
+`Or hailstone in the sun. Your virtue is,
+
+`To make him worthy whose offence subdues him,
+
+`And curse that justice did it. Who deserves greatness
+
+`Deserves your hate; and your affections are
+
+`A sick man's appetite, who desires most that
+
+`Which would increase his evil. He that depends
+
+`Upon your favors swims with fins of lead,
+
+`And hews down oaks with rushes."--_Coriolanus, I. 1._
+
+
+
+
+"THOSE DEVOTED COPPERHEADS."
+
+
+`"Our sympathies are all confined at home; yet it is just
+
+`possible we may help those devoted Copperheads in the only
+
+`way we know how--also, that they, on their side, are now
+
+`about ripe to aid us in the only way we could accept their
+
+`aid. If our troops should this summer appear within their
+
+`borders anywhere between Cairo and Philadelphia, they would
+
+`be hailed as friends by a population pretty well cured now of
+
+`_Pluribus Unum_. Their cry would be, not Union, but deli-
+
+`verance. _Wait then, and watch, and keep your lights burning,
+
+`ye Knights of the Golden Circle!"--Richmond Enquirer_, 18th
+
+`May, 1863.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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