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- THE THIRD CIRCLE
-
-
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-Title: The Third Circle
-Author: Frank Norris
-Release Date: March 31, 2015 [EBook #48620]
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE THIRD CIRCLE ***
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-Produced by Al Haines.
-
-
-
-
-
- *THE THIRD CIRCLE*
-
-
- BY
-
- FRANK NORRIS
-
- AUTHOR OF "THE PIT," "THE OCTOPUS," ETC.
-
-
- INTRODUCTION BY
-
- WILL IRWIN
-
-
-
- LONDON: JOHN LANE, THE BODLEY HEAD
- NEW YORK: JOHN LANE COMPANY
- 1909
-
-
-
-
- CHEAP EDITION
-
-
- _Printed from electrotype plates
- by Butler & Tanner, Frome and London._
-
-
-
-
- _*TABLE OF CONTENTS*_
-
-The Third Circle
-The House With the Blinds
-Little Dramas of the Curbstone
-Shorty Stack, Pugilist
-The Strangest Thing
-A Reversion to Type
-"Boom"
-The Dis-Associated Charities
-Son of a Sheik
-A Defense of the Flag
-Toppan
-A Caged Lion
-"This Animal of a Buldy Jones"
-Dying Fires
-Grettir at Drangey
-The Guest of Honour
-
-
-
-
- _*Introduction*_
-
-
-It used to be my duty, as sub editor of the old San Francisco _Wave_, to
-"put the paper to bed." We were printing a Seattle edition in those
-days of the Alaskan gold rush; and the last form had to be locked up on
-Tuesday night, that we might reach the news stands by Friday. Working
-short-handed, as all small weeklies do, we were everlastingly late with
-copy or illustrations or advertisements; and that Tuesday usually
-stretched itself out into Wednesday. Most often, indeed, the foreman
-and I pounded the last quoin into place at four or five o'clock
-Wednesday morning and went home with the milk-wagons--to rise at noon
-and start next week's paper going.
-
-For Yelton, most patient and cheerful of foremen, those Tuesday night
-sessions meant steady work. I, for my part, had only to confer with him
-now and then on a "Caption" or to run over a late proof. In the heavy
-intervals of waiting, I killed time and gained instruction by reading
-the back files of the _Wave_, and especially that part of the files
-which preserved the early, prentice work of Frank Norris.
-
-He was a hero to us all in those days, as he will ever remain a heroic
-memory--that unique product of our Western soil, killed, for some hidden
-purpose of the gods, before the time of full blossom. He had gone East
-but a year since to publish the earliest in his succession of rugged,
-virile novels--"Moran of the Lady Letty," "McTeague," "Blix," "A Man's
-Woman," "The Octopus," and "The Pit." The East was just beginning to
-learn that he was great; we had known it long before. With a special
-interest, then, did I, his humble cub successor as sub editor and sole
-staff writer, follow that prentice work of his from the period of his
-first brief sketches, through the period of rough, brilliant short
-stories hewed out of our life in the Port of Adventures, to the period
-of that first serial which brought him into his own.
-
-It was a surpassing study of the novelist in the making. J. O'Hara
-Cosgrave, owner, editor and burden-bearer of the _Wave_, was in his
-editing more an artist than a man of business. He loved "good stuff";
-he could not bear to delete a distinctive piece of work just because the
-populace would not understand. Norris, then, had a free hand. Whatever
-his thought of that day, whatever he had seen with the eye of his flash
-or the eye of his imagination, he might write and print. You began to
-feel him in the files of the year 1895, by certain distinctive sketches
-and fragments. You traced his writing week by week until the sketches
-became "Little Stories of the Pavements." Then longer stories, one
-every week, even such stories as "The Third Circle," "Miracle Joyeaux,"
-and "The House with the Blinds"; then, finally, a novel, written
-_feuilleton_ fashion week by week--"Moran of the Lady Letty." A curious
-circumstance attended the publication of "Moran" in the _Wave_. I
-discovered it myself during those Tuesday night sessions over the files;
-and it illustrates how this work was done. He began it in the last
-weeks of 1897, turning it out and sending it straight to the printer as
-part of his daily stint. The _Maine_ was blown up February 14, 1898. In
-the later chapters of "Moran," he introduced the destruction of the
-_Maine_ as an incident! It was this serial, brought to the attention of
-_McClure's Magazine_, which finally drew Frank Norris East.
-
-"The studio sketches of a great novelist," Gellett Burgess has called
-these ventures and fragments. Burgess and I, when the _Wave_ finally
-died of too much merit, stole into the building by night and took away
-one set of old files. A harmless theft of sentiment, we told ourselves;
-for by moral right they belonged to us, the sole survivors in San
-Francisco of those who had helped make the _Wave_. And, indeed, by this
-theft we saved them from the great fire of 1906. When we had them safe
-at home, we spent a night running over them, marveling again at those
-rough creations of blood and nerve which Norris had made out of that
-city which was the first love of his wakened intelligence, and in which,
-so wofully soon afterward, he died.
-
-I think that I remember them all, even now; not one but a name or a
-phrase would bring back to mind. Most vividly, perhaps, remains a
-little column of four sketches called "Fragments." One was a scene
-behind the barricades during the Commune--a gay _flaneur_ of a soldier
-playing on a looted piano until a bullet caught him in the midst of a
-note. Another pictured an empty hotel room after the guest had left.
-Only that; but I always remember it when I first enter my room in a
-hotel. A third was the nucleus for the description of the "Dental
-Parlors" in McTeague. A fourth, the most daring of all, showed a sodden
-workman coming home from his place of great machines. A fresh violet
-lay on the pavement. He, the primal brute in harness, picked it up.
-Dimly, the aesthetic sense woke in him. It gave him pleasure, a
-pleasure which called for some tribute. He put it between his great
-jaws and crushed it--the only way he knew.
-
-Here collected are the longest and most important of his prentice
-products. Even without those shorter sketches whose interest is, after
-all, mainly technical, they are an incomparable study in the way a
-genius takes to find himself. It is as though we saw a complete
-collection of Rembrandt's early sketches, say--full technique and
-co-ordination not yet developed, but all the basic force and vision
-there. Admirable in themselves, these rough-hewn tales, they are most
-interesting when compared with the later work which the world knows, and
-when taken as a melancholy indication of that power of growth which was
-in him and which must have led, if the masters of fate had only spared
-him, to the highest achievement in letters.
-
-WILL IRWIN.
-March, 1909.
-
-
-
-
- _*The Third Circle*_
-
-
-There are more things in San Francisco's Chinatown than are dreamed of
-in Heaven and earth. In reality there are three parts of Chinatown--the
-part the guides show you, the part the guides don't show you, and the
-part that no one ever hears of. It is with the latter part that this
-story has to do. There are a good many stories that might be written
-about this third circle of Chinatown, but believe me, they never will be
-written--at any rate not until the "town" has been, as it were, drained
-off from the city, as one might drain a noisome swamp, and we shall be
-able to see the strange, dreadful life that wallows down there in the
-lowest ooze of the place--wallows and grovels there in the mud and in
-the dark. If you don't think this is true, ask some of the Chinese
-detectives (the regular squad are not to be relied on), ask them to tell
-you the story of the Lee On Ting affair, or ask them what was done to
-old Wong Sam, who thought he could break up the trade in slave girls, or
-why Mr. Clarence Lowney (he was a clergyman from Minnesota who believed
-in direct methods) is now a "dangerous" inmate of the State Asylum--ask
-them to tell you why Matsokura, the Japanese dentist, went back to his
-home lacking a face--ask them to tell you why the murderers of Little
-Pete will never be found, and ask them to tell you about the little
-slave girl, Sing Yee, or--no, on the second thought, don't ask for that
-story.
-
-The tale I am to tell you now began some twenty years ago in a See Yup
-restaurant on Waverly Place--long since torn down--where it will end I
-do not know. I think it is still going on. It began when young
-Hillegas and Miss Ten Eyck (they were from the East, and engaged to be
-married) found their way into the restaurant of the Seventy Moons, late
-in the evening of a day in March. (It was the year after the downfall
-of Kearney and the discomfiture of the sand-lotters.)
-
-"What a dear, quaint, curious old place!" exclaimed Miss Ten Eyck.
-
-She sat down on an ebony stool with its marble seat, and let her gloved
-hands fall into her lap, looking about her at the huge hanging lanterns,
-the gilded carven screens, the lacquer work, the inlay work, the
-coloured glass, the dwarf oak trees growing in Satsuma pots, the
-marquetry, the painted matting, the incense jars of brass, high as a
-man's head, and all the grotesque jim-crackery of the Orient. The
-restaurant was deserted at that hour. Young Hillegas pulled up a stool
-opposite her and leaned his elbows on the table, pushing back his hat
-and fumbling for a cigarette.
-
-"Might just as well be in China itself," he commented.
-
-"Might?" she retorted; "we are in China, Tom--a little bit of China dug
-out and transplanted here. Fancy all America and the Nineteenth Century
-just around the corner! Look! You can even see the Palace Hotel from
-the window. See out yonder, over the roof of that temple--the Ming Yen,
-isn't it?--and I can actually make out Aunt Harriett's rooms."
-
-"I say, Harry (Miss Ten Eyck's first name was Harriett) let's have some
-tea."
-
-"Tom, you're a genius! Won't it be fun! Of course we must have some
-tea. What a lark! And you can smoke if you want to."
-
-"This is the way one ought to see places," said Hillegas, as he lit a
-cigarette; "just nose around by yourself and discover things. Now, the
-guides never brought us here."
-
-"No, they never did. I wonder why? Why, we just found it out by
-ourselves. It's ours, isn't it, Tom, dear, by right of discovery?"
-
-At that moment Hillegas was sure that Miss Ten Eyck was quite the most
-beautiful girl he ever remembered to have seen. There was a daintiness
-about her--a certain chic trimness in her smart tailor-made gown, and
-the least perceptible tilt of her crisp hat that gave her the last
-charm. Pretty she certainly was--the fresh, vigorous, healthful
-prettiness only seen in certain types of unmixed American stock. All at
-once Hillegas reached across the table, and, taking her hand, kissed the
-little crumpled round of flesh that showed where her glove buttoned.
-
-The China boy appeared to take their order, and while waiting for their
-tea, dried almonds, candied fruit and watermelon rinds, the pair
-wandered out upon the overhanging balcony and looked down into the
-darkening streets.
-
-"There's that fortune-teller again," observed Hillegas, presently.
-"See--down there on the steps of the joss house?"
-
-"Where? Oh, yes, I see."
-
-"Let's have him up. Shall we? We'll have him tell our fortunes while
-we're waiting."
-
-Hillegas called and beckoned, and at last got the fellow up into the
-restaurant.
-
-"Hoh! You're no Chinaman," said he, as the fortune-teller came into the
-circle of the lantern-light. The other showed his brown teeth.
-
-"Part Chinaman, part Kanaka."
-
-"Kanaka?"
-
-"All same Honolulu. Sabe? Mother Kanaka lady--washum clothes for
-sailor peoples down Kaui way," and he laughed as though it were a huge
-joke.
-
-"Well, say, Jim," said Hillegas; "we want you to tell our fortunes. You
-sabe? Tell the lady's fortune. Who she going to marry, for instance."
-
-"No fortune--tattoo."
-
-"Tattoo?"
-
-"Um. All same tattoo--three, four, seven, plenty lil birds on lady's
-arm. Hey? You want tattoo?"
-
-He drew a tattooing needle from his sleeve and motioned towards Miss Ten
-Eyck's arm.
-
-"Tattoo my arm? What an idea! But wouldn't it be funny, Tom? Aunt
-Hattie's sister came back from Honolulu with the prettiest little
-butterfly tattooed on her finger. I've half a mind to try. And it
-would be so awfully queer and original."
-
-"Let him do it on your finger, then. You never could wear evening dress
-if it was on your arm."
-
-"Of course. He can tattoo something as though it was a ring, and my
-marquise can hide it."
-
-The Kanaka-Chinaman drew a tiny fantastic-looking butterfly on a bit of
-paper with a blue pencil, licked the drawing a couple of times, and
-wrapped it about Miss Ten Eyck's little finger--the little finger of her
-left hand. The removal of the wet paper left an imprint of the drawing.
-Then he mixed his ink in a small sea-shell, dipped his needle, and in
-ten minutes had finished the tattooing of a grotesque little insect, as
-much butterfly as anything else.
-
-"There," said Hillegas, when the work was done and the fortune-teller
-gone his way; "there you are, and it will never come out. It won't do
-for you now to plan a little burglary, or forge a little check, or slay
-a little baby for the coral round its neck, 'cause you can always be
-identified by that butterfly upon the little finger of your left hand."
-
-"I'm almost sorry now I had it done. Won't it ever come out? Pshaw!
-Anyhow I think it's very chic," said Harriett Ten Eyck.
-
-"I say, though!" exclaimed Hillegas, jumping up; "where's our tea and
-cakes and things? It's getting late. We can't wait here all evening.
-I'll go out and jolly that chap along."
-
-The Chinaman to whom he had given the order was not to be found on that
-floor of the restaurant. Hillegas descended the stairs to the kitchen.
-The place seemed empty of life. On the ground floor, however, where tea
-and raw silk was sold, Hillegas found a Chinaman figuring up accounts by
-means of little balls that slid to and fro upon rods. The Chinaman was a
-very gorgeous-looking chap in round horn spectacles and a costume that
-looked like a man's nightgown, of quilted blue satin.
-
-"I say, John," said Hillegas to this one, "I want some tea. You
-sabe?--up stairs--restaurant. Give China boy order--he no come. Get
-plenty much move on. Hey?"
-
-The merchant turned and looked at Hillegas over his spectacles.
-
-"Ah," he said, calmly, "I regret that you have been detained. You will,
-no doubt, be attended to presently. You are a stranger in Chinatown?"
-
-"Ahem!--well, yes--I--we are."
-
-"Without doubt--without doubt!" murmured the other.
-
-"I suppose you are the proprietor?" ventured Hillegas.
-
-"I? Oh, no! My agents have a silk house here. I believe they sub-let
-the upper floors to the See Yups. By the way, we have just received a
-consignment of India silk shawls you may be pleased to see."
-
-He spread a pile upon the counter, and selected one that was
-particularly beautiful.
-
-"Permit me," he remarked gravely, "to offer you this as a present to
-your good lady."
-
-Hillegas's interest in this extraordinary Oriental was aroused. Here
-was a side of the Chinese life he had not seen, nor even suspected. He
-stayed for some little while talking to this man, whose bearing might
-have been that of Cicero before the Senate assembled, and left him with
-the understanding to call upon him the next day at the Consulate. He
-returned to the restaurant to find Miss Ten Eyck gone. He never saw her
-again. No white man ever did.
-
- * * * * *
-
-There is a certain friend of mine in San Francisco who calls himself
-Manning. He is a Plaza bum--that is, he sleeps all day in the old Plaza
-(that shoal where so much human jetsom has been stranded), and during
-the night follows his own devices in Chinatown, one block above. Manning
-was at one time a deep-sea pearl diver in Oahu, and, having burst his
-ear drums in the business, can now blow smoke out of either ear. This
-accomplishment first endeared him to me, and latterly I found out that
-he knew more of Chinatown than is meet and right for a man to know. The
-other day I found Manning in the shade of the Stevenson ship, just
-rousing from the effects of a jag on undiluted gin, and told him, or
-rather recalled to him the story of Harriett Ten Eyck.
-
-"I remember," he said, resting on an elbow and chewing grass. "It made
-a big noise at the time, but nothing ever came of it--nothing except a
-long row and the cutting down of one of Mr. Hillegas's Chinese
-detectives in Gambler's Alley. The See Yups brought a chap over from
-Peking just to do the business."
-
-"Hatchet-man?" said I.
-
-"No," answered Manning, spitting green; "he was a two-knife Kai-Gingh."
-
-"As how?"
-
-"Two knives--one in each hand--cross your arms and then draw 'em
-together, right and left, scissor-fashion--damn near slashed his man in
-two. He got five thousand for it. After that the detectives said they
-couldn't find much of a clue."
-
-"And Miss Ten Eyck was not so much as heard from again?"
-
-"No," answered Manning, biting his fingernails. "They took her to China,
-I guess, or may be up to Oregon. That sort of thing was new twenty
-years ago, and that's why they raised such a row, I suppose. But there
-are plenty of women living with Chinamen now, and nobody thinks anything
-about it, and they are Canton Chinamen, too--lowest kind of coolies.
-There's one of them up in St. Louis Place, just back of the Chinese
-theatre, and she's a Sheeny. There's a queer team for you--the Hebrew
-and the Mongolian--and they've got a kid with red, crinkly hair, who's a
-rubber in a Hammam bath. Yes, it's a queer team, and there's three more
-white women in a slave girl joint under Ah Yee's tan room. There's
-where I get my opium. They can talk a little English even yet. Funny
-thing--one of 'em's dumb, but if you get her drunk enough she'll talk a
-little English to you. It's a fact! I've seen 'em do it with her
-often--actually get her so drunk that she can talk. Tell you what,"
-added Manning, struggling to his feet, "I'm going up there now to get
-some dope. You can come along, and we'll get Sadie (Sadie's her name)
-we'll get Sadie full, and ask her if she ever heard about Miss Ten Eyck.
-They do a big business," said Manning, as we went along. "There's Ah
-Yeo and these three women and a policeman named Yank. They get all the
-yen shee--that's the cleanings of the opium pipes, you know, and make it
-into pills and smuggle it into the cons over at San Quentin prison by
-means of the trusties. Why, they'll make five dollars worth of dope sell
-for thirty by the time it gets into the yard over at the Pen. When I
-was over there, I saw a chap knifed behind a jute mill for a pill as big
-as a pea. Ah Yee gets the stuff, the three women roll it into pills,
-and the policeman, Yank, gets it over to the trusties somehow. Ah Yee
-is independent rich by now, and the policeman's got a bank account."
-
-"And the women?'
-
-"Lord! they're slaves--Ah Yee's slaves! They get the swift kick most
-generally."
-
-Manning and I found Sadie and her two companions four floors underneath
-the tan room, sitting cross-legged in a room about as big as a big
-trunk. I was sure they were Chinese women at first, until my eyes got
-accustomed to the darkness of the place. They were dressed in Chinese
-fashion, but I noted soon that their hair was brown and the bridges of
-each one's nose was high. They were rolling pills from a jar of yen
-shee that stood in the middle of the floor, their fingers twinkling with
-a rapidity that was somehow horrible to see.
-
-Manning spoke to them briefly in Chinese while he lit a pipe, and two of
-them answered with the true Canton sing-song--all vowels and no
-consonants.
-
-"That one's Sadie," said Manning, pointing to the third one, who
-remained silent the while. I turned to her. She was smoking a cigar,
-and from time to time spat through her teeth man-fashion. She was a
-dreadful-looking beast of a woman, wrinkled like a shriveled apple, her
-teeth quite black from nicotine, her hands bony and prehensile, like a
-hawk's claws--but a white woman beyond all doubt. At first Sadie
-refused to drink, but the smell of Manning's can of gin removed her
-objections, and in half an hour she was hopelessly loquacious. What
-effect the alcohol had upon the paralysed organs of her speech I cannot
-say. Sober, she was tongue-tied--drunk, she could emit a series of
-faint bird-like twitterings that sounded like a voice heard from the
-bottom of a well.
-
-"Sadie," said Manning, blowing smoke out of his ears, "what makes you
-live with Chinamen? You're a white girl. You got people somewhere. Why
-don't you get back to them?"
-
-Sadie shook her head.
-
-"Like um China boy better," she said, in a voice so faint we had to
-stoop to listen. "Ah Yee's pretty good to us--plenty to eat, plenty to
-smoke, and as much yen shee as we can stand. Oh, I don't complain."
-
-"You know you can get out of this whenever you want. Why don't you make
-a run for it some day when you're out? Cut for the Mission House on
-Sacramento street--they'll be good to you there."
-
-"Oh!" said Sadie, listlessly, rolling a pill between her stained palms,
-"I been here so long I guess I'm kind of used to it. I've about got out
-of white people's ways by now. They wouldn't let me have my yen shee
-and my cigar, and that's about all I want nowadays. You can't eat yen
-shee long and care for much else, you know. Pass that gin along, will
-you? I'm going to faint in a minute."
-
-"Wait a minute," said I, my hand on Manning's arm. "How long have you
-been living with Chinamen, Sadie?"
-
-"Oh, I don't know. All my life, I guess. I can't remember back very
-far--only spots here and there. Where's that gin you promised me?"
-
-"Only in spots?" said I; "here a little and there a little--is that it?
-Can you remember how you came to take up with this kind of life?"
-
-"Sometimes I can and sometimes I can't," answered Sadie. Suddenly her
-head rolled upon her shoulder, her eyes closing. Manning shook her
-roughly:
-
-"Let be! let be!" she exclaimed, rousing up; "I'm dead sleepy. Can't
-you see?"
-
-"Wake up, and keep awake, if you can," said Manning; "this gentleman
-wants to ask you something."
-
-"Ah Yee bought her from a sailor on a junk in the Pei Ho river," put in
-one of the other women.
-
-"How about that, Sadie?" I asked. "Were you ever on a junk in a China
-river? Hey? Try and think?"
-
-"I don't know," she said. "Sometimes I think I was. There's lots of
-things I can't explain, but it's because I can't remember far enough
-back."
-
-"Did you ever hear of a girl named Ten Eyck--Harriett Ten Eyck--who was
-stolen by Chinamen here in San Francisco a long time ago?"
-
-There was a long silence. Sadie looked straight before her, wide-eyed,
-the other women rolled pills industriously, Manning looked over my
-shoulder at-the scene, still blowing smoke through his ears; then
-Sadie's eyes began to close and her head to loll sideways.
-
-"My cigar's gone out," she muttered. "You said you'd have gin for me.
-Ten Eyck! Ten Eyck! No, I don't remember anybody named that." Her
-voice failed her suddenly, then she whispered:
-
-"Say, how did I get that on me?"
-
-She thrust out her left hand, and I saw a butterfly tattooed on the
-little finger.
-
-
-
-
- _*The House With the Blinds*_
-
-
-It is a thing said and signed and implicitly believed in by the
-discerning few that San Francisco is a place wherein Things can happen.
-There are some cities like this--cities that have come to be
-picturesque--that offer opportunities in the matter of background and
-local colour, and are full of stories and dramas and novels, written and
-unwritten. There seems to be no adequate explanation for this state of
-things, but you can't go about the streets anywhere within a mile radius
-of Lotta's fountain without realising the peculiarity, just as you would
-realise the hopelessness of making anything out of Chicago, fancy a
-novel about Chicago or Buffalo, let us say, or Nashville, Tennessee.
-There are just three big cities in the United States that are "story
-cities"--New York, of course, New Orleans, and best of the lot, San
-Francisco.
-
-Here, if you put yourself in the way of it, you shall see life uncloaked
-and bare of convention--the raw, naked thing, that perplexes and
-fascinates--life that involves death of the sudden and swift variety,
-the jar and shock of unleased passions, the friction of men foregathered
-from every ocean, and you may touch upon the edge of mysteries for which
-there is no explanation--little eddies on the surface of unsounded
-depths, sudden outflashings of the inexplicable--troublesome,
-disquieting, and a little fearful.
-
-About this "House With the Blinds" now.
-
-If you go far enough afield, with your face towards Telegraph Hill,
-beyond Chinatown, beyond the Barbary Coast, beyond the Mexican quarter
-and Luna's restaurant, beyond even the tamale factory and the Red House,
-you will come at length to a park in a strange, unfamiliar, unfrequented
-quarter. You will know the place by reason of a granite stone set up
-there by the Geodetic surveyors, for some longitudinal purposes of their
-own, and by an enormous flagstaff erected in the center. Stockton
-street flanks it on one side and Powell on the other. It is an Italian
-quarter as much as anything else, and the Societa Alleanza holds dances
-in a big white hall hard by. The Russian Church, with its minarets
-(that look for all the world like inverted balloons) overlook it on one
-side, and at the end of certain seaward streets you may see the masts
-and spars of wheat ships and the Asiatic steamers. The park lies in a
-valley between Russian and Telegraph Hills, and in August and early
-September the trades come flogging up from the bay, overwhelming one
-with sudden, bulging gusts that strike downward, blanket-wise and
-bewildering. There are certain residences here where, I am sure,
-sea-captains and sailing masters live, and on one corner is an ancient
-house with windows opening door-fashion upon a deep veranda, that was
-used as a custom office in Mexican times.
-
-I have a very good friend who is a sailing-master aboard the "_Mary
-Baker_," a full-rigged wheat ship, a Cape Horner, and the most beautiful
-thing I ever remember to have seen. Occasionally I am invited to make a
-voyage with him as supercargo, an invitation which you may be sure I
-accept. Such an invitation came to me one day some four or five years
-ago, and I made the trip with him to Calcutta and return.
-
-The day before the "_Mary Baker_" cast off I had been aboard (she was
-lying in the stream off Meigg's wharf) attending to the stowing of my
-baggage and the appointment of my stateroom. The yawl put me ashore at
-three in the afternoon, and I started home via the park I have been
-speaking about. On my way across the park I stopped in front of that
-fool Geodetic stone, wondering what it might be. And while I stood
-there puzzling about it, a nurse-maid came up and spoke to me.
-
-The story of "The House With the Blinds" begins here.
-
-The nurse-maid was most dreadfully drunk, her bonnet was awry, her face
-red and swollen, and one eye was blackened. She was not at all
-pleasant. In the baby carriage, which she dragged behind her, an
-overgrown infant yelled like a sabbath of witches.
-
-"Look here," says she; "you're a gemmleman, and I wantcher sh'd help me
-outen a fix. I'm in a fix, s'wat I am--a damn bad fix."
-
-I got that fool stone between myself and this object, and listened to it
-pouring out an incoherent tirade against some man who had done it dirt,
-b'Gawd, and with whom it was incumbent I should fight, and she was in a
-fix, s'what she was, and could I, who was evidently a perfick gemmleman,
-oblige her with four bits? All this while the baby yelled till my ears
-sang again. Well, I gave her four bits to get rid of her, but she stuck
-to me yet the closer, and confided to me that she lived in that house
-over yonder, she did--the house with the blinds, and was nurse-maid
-there, so she was, b'Gawd. But at last I got away and fled in the
-direction of Stockton street. As I was going along, however, I
-reflected that the shrieking infant was somebody's child, and no doubt
-popular in the house with the blinds. The parents ought to know that
-its nurse got drunk and into fixes. It was a duty--a dirty duty--for me
-to inform upon her.
-
-Much as I loathed to do so I turned towards the house with the blinds.
-It stood hard by the Russian Church, a huge white-painted affair, all
-the windows closely shuttered and a bit of stained glass in the front
-door--quite the most pretentious house in the row. I had got directly
-opposite, and was about to cross the street when, lo! around the corner,
-marching rapidly, and with blue coats flapping, buttons and buckles
-flashing, came a squad of three, seven, nine--ten policemen. They
-marched straight upon the house with the blinds.
-
-I am not brilliant nor adventurous, but I have been told that I am good,
-and I do strive to be respectable, and pay my taxes and pew rent. As a
-corollary to this, I loathed with, a loathing unutterable to be involved
-in a mess of any kind. The squad of policemen were about to enter the
-house with the blinds, and not for worlds would I have been found by
-them upon its steps. The nurse-girl might heave that shrieking infant
-over the cliff of Telegraph Hill, it were all one with me. So I shrank
-back upon the sidewalk and watched what followed.
-
-Fifty yards from the house the squad broke into a run, swarmed upon the
-front steps, and in a moment were thundering upon the front door till
-the stained glass leaped in its leads and shivered down upon their
-helmets. And then, just at this point, occurred an incident which,
-though it had no bearing upon or connection with this yarn, is quite
-queer enough to be set down. The shutters of one of the top-story
-windows opened slowly, like the gills of a breathing fish, the sash
-raised some six inches with a reluctant wail, and a hand groped forth
-into the open air. On the sill of the window was lying a gilded
-Indian-club, and while I watched, wondering, the hand closed upon it,
-drew it under the sash, the window dropped guillotine-fashion, and the
-shutters clapped to like the shutters of a cuckoo clock. Why was the
-Indian-club lying on the sill? Why, in Heaven's name, was it gilded?
-Why did the owner of that mysterious groping hand, seize upon it at the
-first intimation of danger? I don't know--I never will know. But I do
-know that the thing was eldritch and uncanny, ghostly even, in the glare
-of that cheerless afternoon's sun, in that barren park, with the trade
-winds thrashing up from the seaward streets.
-
-Suddenly the door crashed in. The policemen vanished inside the house.
-Everything fell silent again. I waited for perhaps fifty
-seconds--waited, watching and listening, ready for anything that might
-happen, expecting I knew not what--everything.
-
-Not more than five minutes had elapsed when the policemen began to
-reappear. They came slowly, and well they might, for they carried with
-them the inert bodies of six gentlemen. When I say carried I mean it in
-its most literal sense, for never in all my life have I seen six
-gentlemen so completely, so thoroughly, so hopelessly and helplessly
-intoxicated. Well dressed they were, too, one of them even in full
-dress. Salvos of artillery could not have awakened that drunken half
-dozen, and I doubt if any one of them could even have been racked into
-consciousness.
-
-Three hacks appeared (note that the patrol-wagon was conspicuously
-absent), the six were loaded upon the cushions, the word was given and
-one by one the hacks rattled down Stockton street and disappeared in the
-direction of the city. The captain of the squad remained behind for a
-few moments, locked the outside doors in the deserted shuttered house,
-descended the steps, and went his way across the park, softly whistling
-a quickstep. In time he too vanished. The park, the rows of houses, the
-windflogged streets, resumed their normal quiet. The incident was
-closed.
-
-Or was it closed? Judge you now. Next day I was down upon the wharves,
-gripsack in hand, capped and clothed for a long sea voyage. The "_Mary
-Baker's_" boat was not yet come ashore, but the beauty lay out there in
-the stream, flirting with a bustling tug that circled about her,
-coughing uneasily at intervals. Idle sailormen, 'longshoremen and
-stevedores sat upon the stringpiece of the wharf, chewing slivers and
-spitting reflectively into the water. Across the intervening stretch of
-bay came the noises from the "_Mary Baker's_" decks--noises that were
-small and distinct, as if heard through a telephone, the rattle of
-blocks, the straining of a windlass, the bos'n's whistle, and once the
-noise of sawing. A white cruiser sat solidly in the waves over by
-Alcatraz, and while I took note of her the flag was suddenly broken out
-and I heard the strains of the ship's band. The morning was fine.
-Tamalpais climbed out of the water like a rousing lion. In a few hours
-we would be off on a voyage to the underside of the earth. There was a
-note of gayety in the nimble air, and one felt that the world was young
-after all, and that it was good to be young with her.
-
-A bum-boat woman came down the wharf, corpulent and round, with a roll
-in her walk that shook first one fat cheek and then the other. She was
-peddling trinkets amongst the wharf-loungers--pocket combs, little round
-mirrors, shoestrings and collar-buttons. She knew them all, or at least
-was known to all of them, and in a few moments she was retailing to them
-the latest news of the town. Soon I caught a name or two, and on the
-instant was at some pains to listen. The bum-boat woman was telling the
-story of the house with the blinds:
-
-"Sax of um, an' nobs ivry wan. But that bad wid bug-juice! Whoo!
-Niver have Oi seen the bate! An' divil a wan as can remimber owt for
-two days by. Bory-eyed they were; struck dumb an' deef an' dead wid
-whiskey and bubble-wather. Not a manjack av um can tell the tale, but
-wan av um used his knife cruel bad. Now which wan was it? Howse the
-coort to find out?"
-
-It appeared that the house with the blinds was, or had been, a gambling
-house, and what I had seen had been a raid. Then the rest of the story
-came out, and the mysteries began to thicken. That same evening, after
-the arrest of the six inebriates, the house had been searched. The
-police had found evidences of a drunken debauch of a monumental
-character. But they had found more. In a closet under the stairs the
-dead body of a man, a well dressed fellow--beyond a doubt one of the
-party--knifed to death by dreadful slashes in his loins and at the base
-of his spine in true evil hand-over-back fashion.
-
-Now this is the mystery of the house with the blinds.
-
-Beyond all doubt, one of the six drunken men had done the murder. Which
-one? How to find out? So completely were they drunk that not a single
-one of them could recall anything of the previous twelve hours. They
-had come out there with their friend the day before. They woke from
-their orgie to learn that one of them had worried him to his death by
-means of a short palm-broad dagger taken from a trophy of Persian arms
-that hung over a divan.
-
-Whose hand had done it? Which one of them was the murdered? I could
-fancy them--I think I can see them now--sitting there in their cells,
-each man apart, withdrawn from his fellow-reveler, and each looking
-furtively into his fellow's face, asking himself, "Was it you? Was it
-you? or was it I? Which of us, in God's name, has done this thing?"
-
-Well, it was never known. When I came back to San Francisco a year or
-so later I asked about the affair of the house with the blinds, and
-found that it had been shelved with the other mysterious crimes: The six
-men had actually been "discharged for the want of evidence."
-
-But for a long time the thing harassed me. More than once since I have
-gone to that windy park, with its quivering flagstaff and Geodetic
-monument, and, sitting on a bench opposite the house, asked myself again
-and again the bootless questions. Why had the drunken nurse-maid
-mentioned the house to me in the first place? And why at that
-particular time? Why had she lied to me in telling me that she lived
-there? Why was that gilded Indian-club on the sill of the upper window?
-And whose--here's a point--whose was the hand that drew it inside the
-house? And then, of course, last of all, the ever recurrent question,
-which one of those six inebriates should have stood upon the drop and
-worn the cap--which one of the company had knifed his friend and bundled
-him into that closet under the stairs? Had he done it during the night
-of the orgie, or before it? Was his friend drunk at the time, or sober?
-I never could answer these questions, and I suppose I shall never know
-the secret of "The House With the Blinds."
-
-A Greek family lives there now, and rent the upper story to a man who
-blows the organ in the Russian Church, and to two Japanese, who have a
-photograph gallery on Stockton street. I wonder to what use they have
-put the little closet under the stairs?
-
-
-
-
- _*Little Dramas of the Curbstone*_
-
-
-The first Little Drama had for backing the red brick wall of the clinic
-at the Medical Hospital, and the calcium light was the feeble glimmer of
-a new-lighted street lamp, though it was yet early in the evening and
-quite light. There were occasional sudden explosions of a northeast
-wind at the street corners, and at long intervals an empty cable-car
-trundled heavily past with a strident whirring of jostled glass windows.
-Nobody was in sight--the street was deserted. There was the pale red
-wall of the clinic, severe as that of a prison, the livid grey of the
-cement sidewalk, and above the faint greenish blue of a windy sky. A
-door in the wall of the hospital opened, and a woman and a young boy
-came out. They were dressed darkly, and at once their two black figures
-detached themselves violently against the pale blue of the background.
-They made the picture. All the faint tones of the wall and the sky and
-the grey-brown sidewalk focused immediately upon them. They came across
-the street to the corner upon which I stood, and the woman asked a
-direction. She was an old woman, and poorly dressed. The boy, I could
-see, was her son. Him I took notice of, for she led him to the steps of
-the nearest house and made him sit down upon the lowest one. She guided
-all his movements, and he seemed to be a mere figure of wax in her
-hands. She stood over him, looking at him critically, and muttering to
-herself. Then she turned to me, and her muttering rose to a shrill,
-articulate plaint:
-
-"Ah, these fool doctors--these dirty beasts of medical students! They
-impose upon us because we're poor and rob us and tell us lies."
-
-Upon this I asked her what her grievance was, but she would not answer
-definitely, putting her chin the air and nodding with half-shut eyes, as
-if she could say a lot about that if she chose.
-
-"Your son is sick?" said I.
-
-"Yes--or no--not sick; but he's blind, and--and--he's blind and he's an
-idiot--born that way--blind and idiot."
-
-Blind and an idiot! Blind and an idiot! Will you think of that for a
-moment, you with your full stomachs, you with your brains, you with your
-two sound eyes. Born blind and idiotic! Do you fancy the horror of
-that thing? Perhaps you cannot, nor perhaps could I myself have
-conceived of what it meant to be blind and an idiot had I not seen that
-woman's son in front of the clinic, in the empty, windy street, where
-nothing stirred, and where there was nothing green. I looked at him as
-he sat there, tall, narrow, misshapen. His ready-made suit, seldom
-worn, but put on that day because of the weekly visit to the clinic,
-hung in stupid wrinkles and folds upon him. His cheap felt hat, clapped
-upon his head by his mother with as little unconcern as an extinguisher
-upon a candle, was wrong end foremost, so that the bow of the band came
-upon the right hand side. His hands were huge and white, and lay open
-and palm upward at his side, the fingers inertly lax, like those of a
-discarded glove, and his face----
-
-When I looked at the face of him I know not what insane desire, born of
-an unconquerable disgust, came up in me to rush upon him and club him
-down to the pavement with my stick and batter in that face--that face of
-a blind idiot--and blot it out from the sight of the sun for good and
-all. It was impossible to feel pity for the wretch. I hated him
-because he was blind and an idiot. His eyes were filmy, like those of a
-fish, and he never blinked them. His mouth hung open.
-
-Blind and an idiot, absolute stagnation, life as unconscious as that of
-the jelly-fish, an excrescence, a parasitic fungus in the form of a man,
-a creature far below the brute. The last horror of the business was
-that he never moved; he sat there just as his mother had placed him, his
-motionless, filmy eyes fixed, his jaw dropped, his hands open at his
-sides, his hat on wrong side foremost. He would sit like that, I knew,
-for hours--for days, perhaps--would, if left to himself, die of
-starvation, without raising a finger. What was going on inside of that
-misshapen head--behind those fixed eyes?
-
-I had remembered the case by now. One of the students had told me of
-it. His mother brought him to the clinic occasionally, so that the
-lecturer might experiment upon his brain, stimulating it with
-electricity. "Heredity," the student had commented, "father a
-degenerate, exhausted race, drank himself into a sanitarium."
-
-While I was thinking all this the mother of the boy had gone on talking,
-her thin voice vibrant with complaining and vituperation. But indeed I
-could bear with it no longer, and went away. I left them behind me in
-the deserted, darkening street, the querulous, nagging woman and her
-blind, idiotic boy, and the last impression I have of the scene was her
-shrill voice ringing after me the oft-repeated words:
-
-"Ah, the dirty beasts of doctors--they robs us and impose on us and tell
-us lies because we're poor!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-The second Little Drama was wrought out for me the next day. I was
-sitting in the bay window of the club watching the world go by, when my
-eye was caught by a little group on the curbstone directly opposite. An
-old woman, meanly dressed, and two little children, both girls, the
-eldest about ten, the youngest, say, six or seven. They had been coming
-slowly along, and the old woman had been leading the youngest child by
-the hand. Just as they came opposite to where I was sitting the younger
-child lurched away from the woman once or twice, dragging limply at her
-hand, then its knees wobbled and bent and the next moment it had
-collapsed upon the pavement. Some children will do this from sheer
-perversity and with intent to be carried. But it was not perversity on
-this child's part. The poor old woman hauled the little girl up to her
-feet, but she collapsed again at once after a couple of steps and sat
-helplessly down upon the sidewalk, staring vaguely about, her thumb in
-her mouth. There was something wrong with the little child--one could
-see that at half a glance. Some complaint, some disease of the muscles,
-some weakness of the joints, that smote upon her like this at
-inopportune moments. Again and again her old mother, with very painful
-exertion--she was old and weak herself--raised her to her feet, only
-that she might sink in a heap before she had moved a yard. The old
-woman's bonnet fell off--a wretched, battered black bonnet, and the
-other little girl picked it up and held it while she looked on at her
-mother's efforts with an indifference that could only have been born of
-familiarity. Twice the old woman tried to carry the little girl, but
-her strength was not equal to it; indeed, the effort of raising the
-heavy child to its feet was exhausting her. She looked helplessly at
-the street cars as they passed, but you could see she had not enough
-money to pay even three fares. Once more she set her little girl upon
-her feet, and helped her forward half a dozen steps. And so, little by
-little, with many pauses for rest and breath, the little group went down
-the street and passed out of view, the little child staggering and
-falling as if from drunkenness, her sister looking on gravely, holding
-the mother's battered bonnet, and the mother herself, patient,
-half-exhausted, her grey hair blowing about her face, labouring on step
-by step, trying to appear indifferent to the crowd that passed by on
-either side, trying bravely to make light of the whole matter until she
-should reach home. As I watched them I thought of this woman's husband,
-the father of this paralytic little girl, and somehow it was brought to
-me that none of them would ever see him again, but that he was alive for
-all that.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The third Little Drama was lively, and there was action in it, and
-speech, and a curious, baffling mystery. On a corner near a certain
-bank in this city there is affixed to the lamp post a call-box that the
-police use to ring up for the patrol wagon. When an arrest is made in
-the neighbourhood the offender is brought here, the wagon called for,
-and he is conveyed to the City Prison. On the afternoon of the day of
-the second Little Drama, as I came near to this corner, I was aware of a
-crowd gathered about the lamp post that held the call-box, and between
-the people's heads and over their shoulders I could see the blue helmets
-of a couple of officers. I stopped and pushed up into the inner circle
-of the crowd. The two officers had in custody a young fellow of some
-eighteen or nineteen years. And I was surprised to find that he was as
-well dressed and as fine looking a lad as one would wish to see. I did
-not know what the charge was, I don't know it now,--but the boy did not
-seem capable of any great meanness. As I got into the midst of the
-crowd, and while I was noting what was going forward, it struck me that
-the people about me were unusually silent--silent as people are who are
-interested and unusually observant. Then I saw why. The young fellow's
-mother was there, and the Little Drama was enacting itself between her,
-her son, and the officers who had him in charge. One of these latter
-had the key to the call-box in his hand. He had not yet rung for the
-wagon. An altercation was going on between the mother and the son--she
-entreating him to come home, he steadily refusing.
-
-"It's up to you," said one of the officers, at length; "if you don't go
-home with your mother, I'll call the wagon."
-
-"No!"
-
-"Jimmy!" said the woman, and then, coming close to him, she spoke to him
-in a low voice and with an earnestness, an intensity, that it hurt one
-to see.
-
-"No!"
-
-"For the last time, will you come?"
-
-"No! No! No!"
-
-The officer faced about and put the key into the box, but the woman
-caught at his wrist and drew it away. It was a veritable situation. It
-should have occurred behind footlights and in the midst of painted flats
-and flies, but instead the city thundered about it, drays and cars went
-up and down in the street, and the people on the opposite walk passed
-with but an instant's glance. The crowd was as still as an audience,
-watching what next would happen. The crisis of the Little Drama had
-arrived.
-
-"For the last time, will you come with me?"
-
-"No!"
-
-She let fall her hand then and turned and went away, crying into her
-handkerchief. The officer unlocked and opened the box, set the
-indicator and opened the switch. A few moments later, as I went on up
-the street, I met the patrol-wagon coming up on a gallop.
-
-What was the trouble here? Why had that young fellow preferred going to
-prison rather than home with his mother? What was behind it all I shall
-never know. It was a mystery--a little eddy in the tide of the city's
-life, come and gone in an instant, yet reaching down to the very depths
-of those things that are not meant to be seen.
-
-And as I went along I wondered where was the father of that young fellow
-who was to spend his first night in jail, and the father of the little
-paralytic girl, and the father of the blind idiot, and it seemed to me
-that the chief actors in these three Little Dramas of the Curbstone had
-been somehow left out of the programme.
-
-
-
-
- _*Shorty Stack, Pugilist*_
-
-
-Over at the "Big Dipper" mine a chuck-tender named Kelly had been in
-error as regards a box of dynamite sticks, and Iowa Hill had elected to
-give an "entertainment" for the benefit of his family.
-
-The programme, as announced upon the posters that were stuck up in the
-Post Office and on the door of the Odd Fellows' Hall, was quite an
-affair. The Iowa Hill orchestra would perform, the livery-stable keeper
-would play the overture to "William Tell" upon his harmonica, and the
-town doctor would read a paper on "Tuberculosis in Cattle." The evening
-was to close with a "grand ball."
-
-Then it was discovered that a professional pugilist from the "Bay" was
-over in Forest Hill, and someone suggested that a match could be made
-between him and Shorty Stack "to enliven the entertainment." Shorty
-Stack was a bedrock cleaner at the "Big Dipper," and handy with his
-fists. It was his boast that no man of his weight (Shorty fought at a
-hundred and forty) no man of his weight in Placer County could stand up
-to him for ten rounds, and Shorty had always made good this boast.
-Shorty knew two punches, and no more--a short-arm jab under the ribs
-with his right, and a left upper-cut on the point of the chin.
-
-The pugilist's name was McCleaverty. He was an out and out dub--one of
-the kind who appear in four-round exhibition bouts to keep the audience
-amused while the "event of the evening" is preparing--but he had had
-ring experience, and his name had been in the sporting paragraphs of the
-San Francisco papers. The dub was a welter-weight and a professional,
-but he accepted the challenge of Shorty Stack's backers and covered
-their bet of fifty dollars that he could not "stop" Shorty in four
-rounds.
-
-And so it came about that extra posters were affixed to the door of the
-Odd Fellows' Hall and the walls of the Post Office to the effect that
-Shorty Stack, the champion of Placer County, and Buck McCleaverty, the
-Pride of Colusa, would appear in a genteel boxing exhibition at the
-entertainment given for the benefit, etc., etc.
-
-Shorty had two weeks in which to train. The nature of his work in the
-mine had kept his muscles hard enough, so his training was largely a
-matter of dieting and boxing an imaginary foe with a rock in each fist.
-He was so vigorous in his exercise and in the matter of what he ate and
-drank that the day before the entertainment he had got himself down to a
-razor-edge, and was in a fair way of going fine. When a man gets into
-too good condition, the least little slip will spoil him. Shorty knew
-this well enough, and told himself in consequence that he must be very
-careful.
-
-The night before the entertainment Shorty went to call on Miss Starbird.
-Miss Starbird was one of the cooks at the mine. She was a very pretty
-girl, just turned twenty, and lived with her folks in a cabin near the
-superintendent's office, on the road from the mine to Iowa Hill. Her
-father was a shift boss in the mine, and her mother did the washing for
-the "office." Shorty was recognised by the mine as her "young man."
-She was going to the entertainment with her people, and promised Shorty
-the first "walk-around" in the "Grand Ball" that was to follow
-immediately after the Genteel Glove Contest.
-
-Shorty came into the Starbird cabin on that particular night, his hair
-neatly plastered in a beautiful curve over his left temple, and his
-pants outside of his boots as a mark of esteem. He wore no collar, but
-he had encased himself in a boiled shirt, which could mean nothing else
-but mute and passionate love, and moreover, as a crowning tribute, he
-refrained from spitting.
-
-"How do you feel, Shorty?" asked Miss Starbird.
-
-Shorty had always sedulously read the interviews with pugilists that
-appeared in the San Francisco papers immediately before their fights and
-knew how to answer.
-
-"I feel fit to fight the fight of my life," he alliterated proudly.
-"I've trained faithfully and I mean to win."
-
-"It ain't a regular prize fight, is it, Shorty?" she enquired. "Pa said
-he wouldn't take ma an' me if it was. All the women folk in the camp
-are going, an' I never heard of women at a fight, it ain't genteel."
-
-"Well, I d'n know," answered Shorty, swallowing his saliva. "The
-committee that got the programme up called it a genteel boxing
-exhibition so's to get the women folks to stay. I call it a four round
-go with a decision."
-
-"My, itull be exciting!" exclaimed Miss Starbird. "I ain't never seen
-anything like it. Oh, Shorty, d'ye think you'll win?"
-
-"I don't _think_ nothun about it. I know I will," returned Shorty,
-defiantly. "If I once get in my left upper cut on him, _huh_!" and he
-snorted magnificently.
-
-Shorty stayed and talked to Miss Starbird until ten o'clock, then he
-rose to go.
-
-"I gotta get to bed," he said, "I'm in training you see."
-
-"Oh, wait a minute," said Miss Starbird, "I been making some potato
-salad for the private dining of the office, you better have some; it's
-the best I ever made."
-
-"No, no," said Shorty, stoutly, "I don't want any."
-
-"Hoh," sniffed Miss Starbird airily, "you don't need to have any."
-
-"Well, don't you see," said Shorty, "I'm in training. I don't dare eat
-any of that kinda stuff."
-
-"Stuff!" exclaimed Miss Starbird, her chin in the air. "No one _else_
-ever called my cooking stuff."
-
-"Well, don't you see, don't you see."
-
-"No, I don't see. I guess you must be 'fraid of getting whipped if
-you're so 'fraid of a little salad."
-
-"What!" exclaimed Shorty, indignantly. "Why I could come into the ring
-from a jag and whip him; 'fraid! _who's_ afraid. I'll show you if I'm
-afraid. Let's have your potato salad, an' some beer, too. Huh! _I'll_
-show you if I'm afraid."
-
-But Miss Starbird would not immediately consent to be appeased.
-
-"No, you called it stuff," she said, "an' the superintendent said I was
-the best cook in Placer County."
-
-But at last, as a great favour to Shorty, she relented and brought the
-potato salad from the kitchen and two bottles of beer.
-
-When the town doctor had finished his paper on "Tuberculosis in Cattle,"
-the chairman of the entertainment committee ducked under the ropes of
-the ring and announced that: "The next would be the event of the evening
-and would the gentlemen please stop smoking." He went on to explain
-that the ladies present might remain without fear and without reproach
-as the participants in the contest would appear in gymnasium tights, and
-would box with gloves and not with bare knuckles.
-
-"Well, don't they always fight with gloves?" called a voice from the
-rear of the house. But the chairman ignored the interruption.
-
-The "entertainment" was held in the Odd Fellows' Hall. Shorty's seconds
-prepared him for the fight in a back room of the saloon, on the other
-side of the street, and towards ten o'clock one of the committeemen came
-running in to say:
-
-"What's the matter? Hurry up, you fellows, McCleaverty's in the ring
-already, and the crowd's beginning to stamp."
-
-Shorty rose and slipped into an overcoat.
-
-"All ready," he said.
-
-"Now mind, Shorty," said Billy Hicks, as he gathered up the sponges,
-fans and towels, "don't mix things with him, you don't have to knock him
-out, all you want's the decision."
-
-Next, Shorty was aware that he was sitting in a corner of the ring with
-his back against the ropes, and that diagonally opposite was a huge red
-man with a shaven head. There was a noisy, murmuring crowd somewhere
-below him, and there was a glare of kerosene lights over his head.
-
-"Buck McCleaverty, the Pride of Colusa," announced the master of
-ceremonies, standing in the middle of the ring, one hand under the dub's
-elbow. There was a ripple of applause. Then the master of ceremonies
-came over to Shorty's corner, and, taking him by the arm, conducted him
-into the middle of the ring.
-
-"Shorty Stack, the Champion of Placer County." The house roared; Shorty
-ducked and grinned and returned to his corner. He was nervous, excited.
-He had not imagined it would be exactly like this. There was a
-strangeness about it all; an unfamiliarity that made him uneasy.
-
-"Take it slow," said Billy Hicks, kneading the gloves, so as to work the
-padding away from the knuckles. The gloves were laced on Shorty's
-hands.
-
-"Up you go," said Billy Hicks, again. "No, not the fight yet, shake
-hands first. Don't get rattled."
-
-Then ensued a vague interval, that seemed to Shorty interminable. He
-had a notion that he shook hands with McCleaverty, and that some one
-asked him if he would agree to hit with one arm free in the breakaway.
-He remembered a glare of lights, a dim vision of rows of waiting faces,
-a great murmuring noise, and he had a momentary glimpse of someone he
-believed to be the referee, a young man in shirtsleeves and turned-up
-trousers. Then everybody seemed to be getting out of the ring and away
-from him, even Billy Hicks left him after saying something he did not
-understand. Only the referee, McCleaverty and himself were left inside
-the ropes.
-
-"Time!"
-
-Somebody, that seemed to Shorty strangely like himself, stepped briskly
-out into the middle of the ring, his left arm before him, his right fist
-clinched over his breast. The crowd, the glaring lights, the murmuring
-noise, all faded away. There only remained the creaking of rubber soles
-over the resin of the boards of the ring and the sight of McCleaverty's
-shifting, twinkling eyes and his round, close-cropped head.
-
-"Break!"
-
-The referee stepped between the two men and Shorty realised that the two
-had clinched, and that his right forearm had been across McCleaverty's
-throat, his left clasping him about the shoulders.
-
-What! Were they fighting already? This was the first round, of course,
-somebody was shouting.
-
-"That's the stuff, Shorty."
-
-All at once Shorty saw the flash of a red muscled arm, he threw forward
-his shoulder ducking his head behind it, the arm slid over the raised
-shoulder and a bare and unprotected flank turned towards him.
-
-"Now," thought Shorty. His arm shortened and leaped forward. There was
-a sudden impact. The shock of it jarred Shorty himself, and he heard
-McCleaverty grunt. There came a roar from the house.
-
-"Give it to him, Shorty."
-
-Shorty pushed his man from him, the heel of his glove upon his face. He
-was no longer nervous. The lights didn't bother him.
-
-"I'll knock him out yet," he muttered to himself.
-
-They fiddled and feinted about the ring, watching each other's eyes.
-Shorty held his right ready. He told himself he would jab McCleaverty
-again on the same spot when next he gave him an opening.
-
-"_Break!_"
-
-They must have clinched again, but Shorty was not conscious of it. A
-sharp pain in his upper lip made him angry. His right shot forward
-again, struck home, and while the crowd roared and the lights began to
-swim again, he knew that he was rushing McCleaverty back, back, back,
-his arms shooting out and in like piston rods, now for an upper cut with
-his left on the--
-
-"_Time!_"
-
-Billy Hicks was talking excitedly. The crowd still roared. His lips
-pained. Someone was spurting water over him, one of his seconds worked
-the fans like a windmill. He wondered what Miss Starbird thought of him
-now.
-
-"_Time!_"
-
-He barely had a chance to duck, almost double, while McCleaverty's right
-swished over his head. The dub was swinging for a knockout already. The
-round would be hot and fast.
-
-"Stay with um, Shorty."
-
-"That's the stuff, Shorty."
-
-He must be setting the pace, the house plainly told him that. He
-stepped in again and cut loose with both fists.
-
-"_Break!_"
-
-Shorty had not clinched. Was it possible that McCleaverty was clinching
-"to avoid punishment." Shorty tried again, stepping in close, his right
-arm crooked and ready.
-
-"_Break!_"
-
-The dub was clinching. There could be no doubt of that. Shorty
-gathered himself together and rushed in, upper-cutting viciously; he
-felt McCleaverty giving way before him.
-
-"He's got um going."
-
-There was exhilaration in the shout. Shorty swung right and left, his
-fist struck something that hurt him. Sure, he thought, that must have
-been a good one. He recovered, throwing out his left before him. Where
-was the dub? not down there on one knee in a corner of the ring? The
-house was a pandemonium, near at hand some one was counting,
-"one--two--three--four--"
-
-Billy Hicks shouted, "Come back to your corner. When he's up go right in
-to finish him. He ain't knocked out yet. He's just taking his full
-time. Swing for his chin again, you got him going. If you can put him
-out, Shorty, we'll take you to San Francisco."
-
-"Seven--eight--nine--"
-
-McCleaverty was up again. Shorty rushed in. Something caught him a
-fearful jar in the pit of the stomach. He was sick in an instant,
-racked with nausea. The lights began to dance.
-
-"_Time!_"
-
-There was water on his face and body again, deliciously cool. The fan
-windmills swung round and round. "What's the matter, what's the
-matter," Billy Hicks was asking anxiously.
-
-Something was wrong. There was a lead-like weight in Shorty's stomach,
-a taste of potato salad came to his mouth, he was sick almost to
-vomiting.
-
-"He caught you a hard one in the wind just before the gong, did he?"
-said Billy Hicks. "There's fight in him yet. He's got a straight arm
-body blow you want to look out for. Don't let up on him. Keep--"
-
-"_Time!_"
-
-Shorty came up bravely. In his stomach there was a pain that made it
-torture to stand erect. Nevertheless he rushed, lashing out right and
-left. He was dizzy; before he knew it he was beating the air. Suddenly
-his chin jolted backward, and the lights began to spin; he was tiring
-rapidly, too, and with every second his arms grew heavier and heavier
-and his knees began to tremble more and more. McCleaverty gave him no
-rest. Shorty tried to clinch, but the dub sidestepped, and came in
-twice with a hard right and left over the heart. Shorty's gloves seemed
-made of iron; he found time to mutter, "If I only hadn't eaten that
-stuff last night."
-
-What with the nausea and the pain, he was hard put to it to keep from
-groaning. It was the dub who was rushing now; Shorty felt he could not
-support the weight of his own arms another instant. What was that on
-his face that was warm and tickled? He knew that he had just strength
-enough left for one more good blow; if he could only upper-cut squarely
-on McCleaverty's chin it might suffice.
-
-"_Break!_"
-
-The referee thrust himself between them, but instantly McCleaverty
-closed again. Would the round _never_ end? The dub swung again,
-missed, and Shorty saw his chance; he stepped in, upper-cutting with all
-the strength he could summon up. The lights swam again, and the roar of
-the crowd dwindled to a couple of voices. He smelt whisky.
-
-"Gimme that sponge." It was Billy Hicks voice. "He'll do all right
-now."
-
-Shorty suddenly realised that he was lying on his back. In another
-second he would be counted out. He raised himself, but his hands
-touched a bed quilt and not the resined floor of the ring. He looked
-around him and saw that he was in the back room of the saloon where he
-had dressed. The fight was over.
-
-"Did I win?" he asked, getting on his feet.
-
-"Win!" exclaimed Billy Hicks. "You were knocked out. He put you out
-after you had him beaten. Oh, you're a peach of a fighter, you are!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Half an hour later when he had dressed, Shorty went over to the Hall.
-His lip was badly swollen and his chin had a funny shape, but otherwise
-he was fairly presentable. The Iowa Hill orchestra had just struck into
-the march for the walk around. He pushed through the crowd of men
-around the door looking for Miss Starbird. Just after he had passed he
-heard a remark and the laugh that followed it:
-
-"Quitter, oh, what a quitter!"
-
-Shorty turned fiercely about and would have answered, but just at that
-moment he caught sight of Miss Starbird. She had just joined the
-promenade or the walk around with some other man. He went up to her:
-
-"Didn't you promise to have this walk around with me?" he said
-aggrievedly.
-
-"Well, did you think I was going to wait all night for you?" returned
-Miss Starbird.
-
-As she turned from him and joined the march Shorty's eye fell upon her
-partner.
-
-It was McCleaverty.
-
-
-
-
- _*The Strangest Thing*_
-
-
-The best days in the voyage from the Cape to Southampton are those that
-come immediately before and immediately after that upon which you cross
-the line, when the ship is as steady as a billiard table, and the ocean
-is as smooth and shiny and coloured as the mosaic floor of a basilica
-church, when the deck is covered with awning from stem to stern, and the
-resin bubbles out of the masts, and the thermometer in the companion-way
-at the entrance to the dining-saloon climbs higher and higher with every
-turn of the screw. Of course all the men people aboard must sleep on
-deck these nights. There is a pleasure in this that you will find
-nowhere else. At six your steward wakes you up with your morning cup of
-coffee, and you sit cross-legged in your pajamas on the skylight and
-drink your coffee and smoke your cigarettes and watch the sun shooting
-up over the rim of that polished basilica floor, and take pleasure in
-the mere fact of your existence, and talk and talk and tell stories
-until it's time for bath and breakfast.
-
-We came back from the Cape in _The Moor_, with a very abbreviated cabin
-list. Only three of the smaller tables in the saloon were occupied, and
-those mostly by men--diamond-brokers from Kimberly, gold-brokers from
-the Rand, the manager of a war correspondent on a lecture tour, cut
-short by the Ashanti war, an English captain of twenty-two, who had been
-with Jameson at Krugersdorp and somehow managed to escape, an Australian
-reporter named Miller, and two or three others of a less distinct
-personality.
-
-Miller told the story that follows early one morning, sitting on the
-Bull board, tailor-fashion, and smoking pipefuls of straight perique,
-black as a nigger's wool. We were grouped around him on the deck in
-pajamas and bath robes. It was half after six, the thermometer was at
-70 degrees, _The Moor_ cut the still water with a soothing rumble of her
-screw, and at intervals flushed whole schools of flying fish. Somehow
-the talk had drifted to the inexplicable things that we had seen, and we
-had been piecing out our experiences with some really beautiful lies.
-Captain Thatcher, the Krugersdorp chap, held that the failure of the
-Jameson Raid was the most inexplicable thing he had ever experienced,
-but none of the rest of us could think of anything we had seen or heard
-of that did not have some stealthy, shadowy sort of explanation sneaking
-after it and hunting it down.
-
-"Well, I saw something a bit thick once," observed Miller, pushing down
-the tobacco in his pipe bowl with the tip of a callous finger, and in
-the abrupt silence that followed we heard the noise of dishes from the
-direction of the galley.
-
-"It was in Johannesburg three years back, when I was down on me luck. I
-had been rooked properly by a Welsh gaming chap who was no end of a
-bounder, and three quid was all that stood between me and--well," he
-broke in, suddenly, "I had three quid left. I wore down me feet walking
-the streets of that bally town looking for anything that would keep me
-going for a while, and give me a chance to look around and fetch breath,
-and there was nothing, but I tell ye nothing, and I was fair desperate.
-One dye, and a filthy wet dye it was, too, I had gone out to the race
-track, beyond Hospital Hill, where the pony races are run, thinking as
-might be I'd find a berth, handling ponies there, but the season was too
-far gone, and they turned me awye. I came back to town by another
-road--then by the waye that fetches around by the Mahomedan
-burying-ground. Well, the pauper burying-ground used to be alongside in
-those dyes, and as I came up, jolly well blown, I tell ye, for I'd but
-tightened me belt by wye of breakfast, I saw a chap diggin' a gryve. I
-was in a mind for gryves meself just then, so I pulled up and leaned
-over the fence and piped him off at his work. Then, like the geeser I'd
-come to be, I says:
-
-"'What are ye doing there, friend?' He looked me over between
-shovelfuls a bit, and then says:
-
-"'Oh, just setting out early violets;' and that shut me up properly.
-
-"Well, I piped him digging that gryve for perhaps five minutes, and
-then, s' help me, I asked him for a job. I did--I asked that
-gryve-digger for a job--I was that low. He leans his back against the
-side of the gryve and looks me over, then by and bye, says he:
-
-"'All right, pardner!'
-
-"'I'm thinking your from the Stytes,' says I.
-
-"'Guess yes,' he says, and goes on digging.
-
-"Well, we came to terms after a while. He was to give me two bob a dye
-for helping him at his work, and I was to have a bunk in his 'shack', as
-he called it--a box of a house built of four boards, as I might sye,
-that stood just on the edge of the gryveyard. He was a rum 'un, was
-that Yankee chap. Over pipes that night he told me something of
-himself, and do y' know, that gryve-digger in the pauper burying-ground
-in Johannesburg, South Africa, was a Harvard graduate! Strike me
-straight if I don't believe he really was. The man was a wreck from
-strong drink, but that was the one thing he was proud of.
-
-"'Yes, sir,' he'd say, over and over again, looking straight ahead of
-him, 'Yes, sir, I was a Harvard man once, and pulled at number five in
-the boat'--the 'varsity boat, mind ye; and then he'd go on talking half
-to himself. 'And now what am I? I'm digging gryves for hire--burying
-dead people for a living, when I ought to be dead meself. I am dead and
-buried long ago. Its just the whiskey that keeps me alive, Miller,' he
-would say; 'when I stop that I'm done for.'
-
-"The first morning I came round for work I met him dressed as if to go
-to town, and carrying a wickered demijohn. 'Miller',' he says, 'I'm
-going into town to get this filled. You must stop here and be ready to
-answer any telephone call from the police station.' S' help me if there
-wasn't a telephone in that beastly shack. 'If a pauper cops off they'll
-ring you up from town and notify you to have the gryve ready. If I'm
-awye, you'll have to dig it. Remember, if it's a man, you must dig a
-six foot six hole; if it's a woman, five feet will do, and if it's a
-kid, three an' half'll be a plenty. S'long.' And off he goes.
-
-"Strike me blind but that was a long dye, that first one. I'd the
-pauper gryves for view and me own thoughts for company. But along about
-noon, the Harvard graduate not showing up, I found a diversion. The
-graduate had started to paint the shack at one time, but had given over
-after finishing one side, but the paint pot and the brushes were there.
-I got hold of 'em and mixed a bit o' paint and went the rounds of the
-gryves. Ye know how it is in a pauper burying-ground--no nymes at all on
-the headboards--naught but numbers, and half o' them washed awye by the
-rynes; so I, for a diversion, as I sye, started in to paint all manner
-o' fancy nymes and epitaphs on the headboards--any nyme that struck me
-fancy, and then underneath, an appropriate epitaph, and the dytes, of
-course--I didn't forget the dytes. Ye know, that was the rarest
-enjoyment I ever had. Ye don't think so? Try it once! Why, Gawd blyme
-me, there's a chance for imagination in it, and genius and art--highest
-kind of art. For instance now, I'd squat down in front of a blank
-headboard and think a bit, and the inspiration would come, and I'd write
-like this, maybe: 'Jno. K. Boggart, of New Zealand. Born Dec. 21, 1870;
-died June 5, 1890,' and then, underneath, 'He Rests in Peace'; or else,
-'Elsie, Youngest Daughter of Mary B. and William H. Terhune; b. May 1st,
-1880; d. Nov. 25, 1889--Not Lost, but Gone Before'; or agyne, 'Lucas,
-Lieutenant T. V. Killed in Battle at Wady Halfa, Egypt, August 30, 1889;
-born London, England, Jan. 3, 1850--He Lies Like a Warrior, Tyking His
-Rest with His Martial Cloak Around Him'; or something humorous, as
-'Bohunkus, J. J.; born Germany; Oct. 3d, 1880; died (by request) Cape
-Town, Sept. 4, 1890'; or one that I remember as my very best effort,
-that read, 'Willie, Beloved Son of Anna and Gustave Harris; b. April
-1st, 1878; d. May 5th, 1888--He was a Man Before His Mother.' Then I
-wrote me own nyme, with the epitaph, 'More Sinned Against Than Sinning;'
-and the Harvard chap's too. His motto, I remember, was 'He Pulled 5 in
-His 'Varsity's Boat.'
-
-"Well, I had more sport that afternoon than I've ever had since. Y'know
-I felt as if I really were acquainted with all those people--with John
-Boggart, and Lieutenant Lucas, and Bohunkus, and Willie and all. Ah,
-that was a proper experience. But right in the middle of me work here
-comes a telephone message from town: 'Body of dead baby found at mouth
-of city sewer--prepare gryve at once.' Well, I dug that gryve, the
-first, last and only gryve I ever hope to dig. It came on to ryne like
-a water-spout, and oh, but it was jolly tough work. Then about four
-o'clock, just as I was finishing, the Harvard chap comes home, howling
-drunk. I see him go into the shack, and pretty soon out he comes, with
-a hoe in one hand and a table leg in the other. Soon as ever he sees me
-he makes a staggering run at me, swinging the hoe and the table leg and
-yelling like a Zulu indaba. Just to make everything agreeable and
-appropriate, I was down in the gryve, and it occurred to me that the
-situation was too uncommon convenient. I scrambled out and made a run
-for it, for there was murder in his eye, and for upwards of ten minutes
-we two played blindman's buff in that gryveyard, me dodging from one
-headboard to another, and he at me heels, chivying me like a fox and
-with intent to kill. All at once he trips over a headboard, and goes
-down and can't get up, and at the same minute here comes the morgue
-wagon over Hospital Hill.
-
-"Now here comes the queer part of this lamentable history. A trap was
-following that morgue wagon, a no-end swell trap, with a cob in the
-shafts that was worth an independent fortune. There was an old gent in
-the trap and a smart Cape boy driving. The old gent was the heaviest
-kind of a swell, but I'd never seen him before. The morgue wagon drives
-into the yard, and I--the Harvard chap being too far gone--points out
-the gryve. The driver of the morgue wagon chucks out the coffin, a bit
-of a three-foot box, and drives back to town. Then up comes the trap,
-and the old gent gets down--dressed up to the nines he was, in that
-heartbreaking ryne--and says he, 'My man, I would like to have that
-coffin opened.' By this time the Harvard chap had pulled himself
-together. He staggered up to the old gent and says, 'No, can't op'n no
-coffin, 'tsgainst all relugations--all regalutions, can't permit no
-coffin tobeopp'n.' I wish you would have seen the old gent. Excited!
-The man was shaking like a flagstaff in a gyle, talked thick and
-stammered, he was so phased. Gawd strike me, what a scene! I can see
-it now--that pauper burying ground wye down there in South Africa--no
-trees, all open and bleak. The pelting ryne, the open gryve and the
-drunken Harvard chap, and the excited old swell arguing over a baby's
-coffin."
-
-Pretty soon the old gent brings up a sovereign and gives it to the
-Harvard chap.
-
-"'Let her go,' says he then, and with that he gives the top board of the
-coffin such a kick as started it an inch or more. With that--now listen
-to what I'm telling--with that the old gent goes down on his knees in
-the mud and muck, and kneels there waiting and fair gasping with
-excitement while the Harvard chap wrenches off the topboard. Before he
-had raised it four inches me old gent plunges his hand in quick, gropes
-there a second and takes out something--something shut in the palm of
-his hand.
-
-"'That's all,' says he: 'Thank you, my man,' and gives us a quid apiece.
-We stood there like stuck swine, dotty with the queerness, the
-horribleness of the thing.
-
-"'That's all,' he says again, with a long breath of relief, as he climbs
-into his trap with his clothes all foul with mud. 'That's all, thank
-Gawd.' Then to the Cape boy: 'Drive her home, Jim.' Five minutes later
-we lost him in the blur of the rain over Hospital Hill."
-
-"But what was it he took out of the baby's coffin?" said half a dozen
-men in a breath at this point. "What was it? What could it have been?"
-
-"Ah, what was it?" said Miller. "I'll be damned if I know what it was.
-I never knew, I never will know."
-
-
-
-
- _*A Reversion to Type*_
-
-
-Schuster was too damned cheeky. He was the floor-walker in a department
-store on Kearny street, and I had opportunity to observe his cheek upon
-each of the few occasions on which I went into that store with--let us
-say my cousin. A floor-walker should let his communications be "first
-aisle left," or "elevator, second floor front," or "third counter
-right," for whatsoever is more than this cometh of evil. But Schuster
-used to come up to--my cousin, and take her gently by the hand and ask
-her how she did, and if she was to be out of town much that season, and
-tell her, with mild reproach in his eye, that she had been quite a
-stranger of late, while I stood in the background mumbling curses not
-loud but deep.
-
-However, my cousin does not figure in this yarn, nor myself. Paul
-Schuster is the hero--Paul Schuster, floor-walker in a department-store
-that sold ribbons and lace and corsets and other things, fancy, now! He
-was hopelessly commonplace, lived with a maiden aunt and a parrot in two
-rooms, way out in the bleak streets around Lone Mountain. When on duty
-he wore a long black cutaway coat, a white pique four-in-hand and
-blue-grey "pants" that cost four dollars. Besides this he parted his
-hair on the side and entertained ideas on culture and refinement. His
-father had been a barber in the Palace Hotel barber shop.
-
-Paul Schuster had never heard anything of a grandfather.
-
-Schuster came to that department-store when he was about thirty. Five
-years passed; then ten--he was there yet--forty years old by now. Always
-in a black cutaway and white tie, always with his hair parted on one
-side, always with the same damned cheek. A floor-walker, respectable as
-an English barrister, steady as an eight-day clock, a figure known to
-every woman in San Francisco. He had lived a floor-walker; as a
-floor-walker he would die. Such he was at forty. At forty-one he fell.
-Two days and all was over.
-
-It sometimes happens that a man will live a sober, steady, respectable,
-commonplace life for forty, fifty or even sixty years, and then, without
-the least sign of warning, suddenly go counter to every habit, to every
-trait of character and every rule of conduct he has been believed to
-possess. The thing only happens to intensely respectable gentlemen, of
-domestic tastes and narrow horizons, who are just preparing to become
-old. Perhaps it is a last revolt of a restrained youth--the final
-protest of vigorous, heady blood, too long dammed up. This bolting
-season does not last very long. It comes upon a man between the ages of
-forty and fifty-five, and while it lasts the man should be watched more
-closely than a young fellow in his sophomore year at college. The
-vagaries of a sophomore need not be taken any more seriously than the
-skittishness of a colt, but when a fifty-year-old bolts, stand clear!
-
-On the second of May--two months and a day after his forty-first
-birthday--Paul Schuster bolted. It came upon him with the quickness of
-a cataclysm, like the sudden, abrupt development of latent mania. For a
-week he had been feeling ill at ease--restless; a vague discomfort
-hedged him in like an ill-fitting garment; he felt the moving of his
-blood in his wrists and his temples. A subtle desire to do something,
-he knew not what, bit and nibbled at his brain like the tooth of a tiny
-unfamiliar rodent.
-
-On the second of May, at twenty minutes after six, Schuster came out of
-the store at the tail end of the little army of home-bound clerks. He
-locked the door behind him, according to custom, and stood for a moment
-on the asphalt, his hands in his pockets, fumbling his month's pay. Then
-he said to himself, nodding his head resolutely:
-
-"To-night I shall get drunk--as drunk as I possibly can. I shall go to
-the most disreputable resorts I can find--I shall know the meaning of
-wine, of street fights, of women, of gaming, of jolly companions, of
-noisy mid-night suppers. I'll do the town, or by God, the town will do
-me. Nothing shall stop me, and I will stop at nothing. Here goes!"
-
-Now, if Paul Schuster had only been himself this bolt of his would have
-brought him to nothing worse than the Police Court, and would have
-lasted but twenty-four hours at the outside. But Schuster, like all the
-rest of us, was not merely himself. He was his ancestors as well. In
-him as in you and me, were generations--countless generations--of
-forefathers. Schuster had in him the characteristics of his father, the
-Palace Hotel barber, but also, he had the unknown characteristics of his
-grandfather, of whom he had never heard, and his great-grandfather,
-likewise ignored. It is rather a serious matter to thrust yourself
-under the dominion of unknown, unknowable impulses and passions. This
-is what Schuster did that night. Getting drunk was an impulse belonging
-to himself; but who knows what "inherited tendencies," until then
-dormant, the alcohol unleashed within him? Something like this must
-have happened to have accounted for what follows.
-
-Schuster went straight to the Palace Hotel bar, where he had cocktails,
-thence to the Poodle Dog, where he had a French dinner and champagne,
-thence to the Barbary Coast on upper Kearny street, and drank whiskey
-that rasped his throat like gulps of carpet tacks. Then, realising that
-San Francisco was his own principality and its inhabitants his vassals,
-he hired a carriage and drove to the Cliff House, and poured champagne
-into the piano in the public parlor. A waiter remonstrated, and Paul
-Schuster, floor-walker and respectable citizen, bowled him down with a
-catsup bottle and stamped upon his abdomen. At the beginning of that
-evening he belonged to that class whom policemen are paid to protect.
-When he walked out of the Cliff House he was a free-booter seven feet
-tall, with a chest expansion of fifty inches. He paid the hack-driver a
-double fare and strode away into the night and plunged into the waste of
-sand dunes that stretch back from the beach on the other side of the
-Park.
-
-It never could be found out what happened to Schuster, or what he did,
-during the next ten hours. We pick him up again in a saloon on the
-waterfront about noon the next day, with thirty dollars in his pocket
-and God knows what disorderly notions in his crazed wits. At this time
-he was sober as far as the alcohol went. It might be supposed that now
-would have been the time for reflection and repentance and return to
-home and respectability. Return home! Not much! Schuster had began to
-wonder what kind of an ass he had been to have walked the floor of a
-department-store for the last score of years. Something was boiling in
-his veins. B-r-r-r! Let 'em all stand far from him now.
-
-That day he left San Francisco and rode the blind baggage as far as
-Colfax on the Overland. He chose Colfax because he saw the name chalked
-on a freight car at the Oakland mole. At Colfax, within three hours
-after his arrival, he fought with a restaurant man over the question of
-a broken saucer, and the same evening was told to leave the town by the
-sheriff.
-
-Out of Colfax, some twenty-eight miles into the mountains, are placer
-gold mines, having for headquarters a one-street town called Iowa Hill.
-Schuster went over to the Hill the same day on the stage. The stage got
-in at night and pulled up in front of the postoffice. Schuster went
-into the postoffice, which was also a Wells-Fargo office, a candy store,
-a drug store, a cigar store, and a lounging-room, and asked about
-hotels.
-
-Only the postmaster was in at that time, but as Schuster leaned across
-the counter, talking to him, a young man came in, with a huge spur on
-his left boot-heel. He and the postmaster nodded, and the young man
-slid an oblong object about the size of a brick across the counter. The
-object was wrapped in newspaper and seemed altogether too heavy for
-anything but metal--metal of the precious kind, for example.
-
-"He?" answered the postmaster to Schuster, when the young man had gone.
-"He's the superintendent of the Little Bear mine on the other side of
-the American River, about three miles by the trail."
-
-For the next week Schuster set himself to work to solve the problem of
-how a man might obtain a shotgun in the vicinity of Iowa Hill without
-the fact being remembered afterward and the man identified. It seemed
-good to him after a while to steal the gun from a couple of Chinamen who
-were washing gravel along the banks of the American River about two
-miles below the Little Bear. For two days he lay in the tarweed and
-witch hazel, on the side of the canyon overlooking the cabin, noted the
-time when both Chinamen were sufficiently far away, and stole the gun,
-together with a saw and a handful of cartridges loaded with buckshot.
-Within the next week he sawed off the gun-barrels sufficiently short,
-experimented once or twice with the buckshot, and found occasion to
-reconnoiter every step of the trail that led from the Little Bear to
-Iowa Hill. Also, he found out at the bar of the hotel at the Hill that
-the superintendent of the Little Bear amalgamated and reported the
-cleanup on Sundays. When he had made sure of this Schuster was seen no
-more about that little one-street mining town.
-
-"He says it's Sunday," said Paul Schuster to himself; "but that's why
-it's probably Saturday or Monday. He ain't going to have the town know
-when he brings the brick over. It might even be Friday. I'll make it a
-four-night watch."
-
-There is a nasty bit on the trail from the Little Bear to the Hill,
-steep as a staircase, narrow as a rabbit-run, and overhung with
-manzanita. The place is trumpet-mouthed in shape, and sound carries
-far. So, on the second night of his watch, Schuster could at last
-plainly hear the certain sounds that he had been waiting for--sounds
-that jarred sharply on the prolonged roll of the Morning Star stamps, a
-quarter of a mile beyond the canyon. The sounds were those of a horse
-threshing through the gravel and shallow water of the ford in the river
-just below. He heard the horse grunt as he took the slope of the nearer
-bank, and the voice of his rider speaking to him came distinctly to his
-ears. Then silence for one--two--three minutes, while the stamp mill at
-the Morning Star purred and rumbled unceasingly and Schuster's heart
-pumped thickly in his throat. Then a blackness blacker than that of the
-night heaved suddenly against the grey of "the sky, close in upon him,
-and a pebble clicked beneath a shod hoof.
-
-"Pull up!" Schuster was in the midst of the trail, his cheek caressing
-the varnished stock.
-
-"Whoa! Steady there! What in hell----"
-
-"Pull up. You know what's wanted. Chuck us that brick."
-
-The superintendent chirped sharply to the horse, spurring with his left
-heel.
-
-"Stand clear there, God damn you! I'll ride you down!"
-
-The stock leaped fiercely in Schuster's arm-pit, nearly knocking him
-down, and, in the light of two parallel flashes, he saw an instantaneous
-picture--rugged skyline, red-tinted manzanita bushes, the plunging mane
-and head of a horse, and above it a Face with open mouth and staring
-eyes, smoke-wreathed and hatless. The empty stirrup thrashed across
-Schuster's body as the horse scraped by him. The trail was dark in front
-of him. He could see nothing. But soon he heard a little bubbling
-noise and a hiccough. Then all fell quiet again.
-
-"I got you, all right!"
-
-Thus Schuster, the ex-floor-walker, whose part hitherto in his little
-life-drama had been to say, "first aisle left," "elevator, second
-floor," "first counter right."
-
-Then he went down on his knees, groping at the warm bundle in front of
-him. But he found no brick. It had never occurred to him that the
-superintendent might ride over to town for other reasons than merely to
-ship the week's cleanup. He struck a light and looked more
-closely--looked at the man he had shot. He could not tell whether it
-was the superintendent or not, for various reasons, but chiefly because
-the barrels of the gun had been sawn off, the gun loaded with buckshot,
-and both barrels fired simultaneously at close range.
-
-Men coming over the trail from the Hill the next morning found the young
-superintendent, and spread the report of what had befallen him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When the Prodigal Son became hungry he came to himself. So it was with
-Schuster. Living on two slices of bacon per day (eaten raw for fear of
-kindling fires) is what might be called starving under difficulties, and
-within a week Schuster was remembering and longing for floor-walking and
-respectability. Within a month of his strange disappearance he was back
-in San Francisco again knocking at the door of his aunt's house on Geary
-street. A week later he was taken on again at his old store, in his old
-position, his unexcused absence being at length, and under protest,
-condoned by a remembrance of "long and faithful service."
-
-Schuster picked up his old life again precisely where he had left it on
-the second of May, six weeks previously--picked it up and stayed by it,
-calmly, steadily, uneventfully. The day before he died he told this
-story to his maiden aunt, who told it to me, with the remark that it
-was, of course, an absurd lie. Perhaps it was.
-
-One thing, however, remains to tell. I repeated the absurd lie to a
-friend of mine who is in the warden's office over at the prison of San
-Quentin. I mentioned Schuster's name.
-
-"Schuster! Schuster!" he repeated; "why we had a Schuster over here
-once--a long time ago, though. An old fellow he was, and a bad egg,
-too. Commuted for life, though. Son was a barber at the Palace Hotel."
-
-"What was old Schuster up for?" I asked.
-
-"Highway robbery," said my friend.
-
-
-
-
- *"*_*Boom*_*"*
-
-
-San Diego in Southern California, is the largest city in the world. If
-your geographies and guide-books and encyclopaedias have told you
-otherwise, they have lied, or their authors have never seen San Diego.
-Why, San Diego is nearly twenty-five miles from end to end! Why, San
-Diego has more miles of sidewalk, more leagues of street railways, more
-measureless lengths of paved streets, more interminable systems of
-sewer-piping, than has London or Paris or even--even--even Chicago (and
-I who say so was born in Chicago, too)! There are statelier houses in
-San Diego than in any other "of the world's great centres," more
-spacious avenues, more imposing business blocks, more delicious parks,
-more overpowering public buildings, the pavements are better laid, the
-electric lighting is more systematic, the railroad and transportation
-facilities more accommodating, the climate is better than the Riviera,
-the days are longer, the nights shorter, the men finer, the women
-prettier, the theatres more attractive, the restaurants cheaper, the
-wines more sparkling, "business opportunities" lie in wait for the
-unfortunate at dark street-corners and fly at his throat till he must
-fain fight them off. Life is one long, glad fermentation. There is no
-darkness in San Diego, nor any more night.
-
-Incidentally corner lots are desirable.
-
-All of this must be so, because you may read it in the green and gold
-prospectus of the San Diego Land and Improvement Company (consolidated),
-sent free on application--that is, at one time during the boom it was
-sent free--but to-day the edition is out of print, and can only be seen
-in the collection of bibliophiles and wealthy amateurs, and the boom is
-only an echo now. But when the guests of the big Coronado Hotel over on
-the island come across to the main land and course jackrabbits with
-greyhounds in the country to the north of the town, their horses' hoofs,
-as they plunge through the sagebrush and tar weed, will sometimes slide
-and clatter upon a bit of concrete sidewalk, half sunk of its own weight
-into the sand; or the jack will be started in a low square of bricks,
-such as is built for frame house foundations, and which make excellent
-jumping for the horses. There is a colony of rattlers on the shores of
-a marsh to the southwest (the maps call it Amethyst Lake) and the little
-half-breed Indians catch the tarantulas and horned toads that you buy
-alive in glass jars on the hotel veranda, near the postoffice site, and
-everything is very gay and pleasant and picturesque.
-
-Why I remember it all so well is because I found Steele in this place.
-You see, Steele was a very good friend of mine though he was Oxon, and I
-only a man from Chicago. When his wife knew I was coming west she gave
-me Steele's address, and told me I was to look him up. Since she told
-me this with much insistence and reiteration and with tears in her
-voice, I made it a point to be particular. She had not heard from
-Steele in two years. The address she gave me was "Hon. Ralph
-Truax-Steele, Elmwood avenue and One Hundred and Eighty-eighth street,
-San Diego, California."
-
-When I arrived at San Diego I found it would be advisable to hire a
-horse, for 188th street, instead of waiting for the Elmwood Avenue
-electric car, and when I asked for directions a red-headed man whose
-father was Irish and whose mother was Chinese, offered to act as guide
-for twenty dollars. He said, though, he would furnish his own outfit.
-I demurred and he went away. I was told that some eight miles out beyond
-the range I would find a water-hole, and that if I held to the southwest
-after leaving this hole, keeping my horse's ears between the double peak
-of a distant mountain called Little Two Top, I would come after a while
-to a lamp-post with a tarantula's nest where the lamp should have been.
-It would be hard to miss this lamp-post, they told me, as the desert was
-very flat thereabouts, and the lamp-posts could be seen for a radius of
-ten miles. Also, there might be water there--the horse would smell it
-out if there was. Also, it was a good place to camp, because of a tiny
-ledge of shale outcropping there. I was to be particular about this
-lamp-post, because it stood at the corner of Elmwood avenue and 188th
-street.
-
-When I asked about the Hon. Truax-Steele, Oxon, information was less
-explicit. They shook their heads. One of them seemed to recollect a
-"shack" about a mile hitherward of Two Top, a statement that was at once
-contradicted by someone else. Might have been an old Digger "wicky-up."
-Sometimes the Indians camped in the valley on their way to ghost dances
-and tribal feasts. It wasn't a place for a white man to live, chiefly
-because the climate offered so many advantages and attractions to horned
-toads, tarantulas and rattlesnakes. Then the red-headed
-Chinese-Irishman came back and said, with an accent that was beyond all
-words, that a sheepherder had once told him of a loco-man out beyond
-McIntyre's waterhole, and another man said that, "Yes, that was so; he'd
-passed flasks with a loco-man out that way once last June, when he was
-out looking for a strayed pony. In fact, the loco-man lived out there,
-had a son, too, leastways a kid lived with him." This seemed
-encouraging. The Hon. Truax-Steele, Oxon, was accredited with a son--so
-his wife had said, who should know. So I started out, simultaneously
-hoping and dreading that the loco-man and the honourable Truax might be
-one flesh.
-
-I left San Diego at four o'clock A.M. to avoid as much as possible the
-heat of mid-day, and just at sunset saw what might have been a cactus
-plant standing out stark and still on the white blur of sage and alkali
-like an exclamation point on a blank page. It was the lamp-post of the
-spider's nest that marked the intersection of Elmwood avenue and 188th
-street. And then my horse shied, with his hind legs only, in the way
-good horses have, and Ralph Truax-Steele rose out of a dried muck-hole
-under the bit.
-
-I had expected a madman, but his surprise and pleasure at seeing me were
-perfectly sane. After awhile he said: "Sorry, old boy. It's the
-hospitality of the Arab I can give you; nothing better. A handful of
-dates (we call 'em caned prunes out here), the dried flesh of a kid
-(Californian for jerked beef), and a mouthful of cold water, which the
-same we will thicken with forty-rod rye; incidentally, coffee, black and
-unsweet, and tobacco, which at one time I should have requested my
-undergroom to discontinue."
-
-We went to his "shack" (I observed it to be built of discarded bricks,
-mortared with 'dobe mud) and I was made acquainted with his boy,
-Carrington Truax-Steele, fitting for Oxford under tutelage of his
-father.
-
-We had supper, after which the Hon. Truax, Sr. stood forth under the
-kindling glory of that desert twilight by that incongruous, reeling
-lamp-post, booted, bare-headed and woolen-shirted, and to the low
-swinging scimitar of the new welded moon declaimed Creon's speech to
-Oedipus in sonorous Greek. When he was done he exclaimed, abruptly:
-"Come along, I'll show you 'round."
-
-I looked about that stricken reach of alkali, and followed him
-wondering. That evening the Hon. Ralph Truax-Steele, Oxon, showed me
-his real estate and also, unwittingly, the disordered workings of his
-brain. The rest I guessed and afterwards confirmed.
-
-Steele had gone mad over the real estate "boom" that had struck the town
-five years previously, when land was worth as many dollars as could
-cover it, and men and women fought with each other to buy lots around
-the water hole called Amethyst Lake. The "boom" had collapsed, and with
-it Steele's reason, for to him the boom was on the point of
-recommencing; sane enough on other points, in this direction the man's
-grip upon himself was gone for good.
-
-"There," he said to me that evening as we crushed our way through the
-sagebrush, indicating a low roll on the desert surface, "there are my
-villa sites, here will run a driveway, and yonder where you see the
-skeleton of that steer I'm thinking of putting up a little rustic stone
-chapel."
-
-"Ralph, Ralph," I said, "come out of this. Can't you see that the whole
-business is dead and done for long since? You're going back with me to
-God's country to-morrow--going back to your wife, you and the boy. She
-sent me to fetch you."
-
-He stared at me wonderingly.
-
-"Why, it's bound to come within a few days," he said. "Wait till next
-Wednesday, say, and you won't recognise this place. There'll be a rush
-here such as there was when Oklahoma was opened. We have everything for
-us--climate, temperature, water. Harry," he added in my ear, "look
-around you. You are standing on the site of one of the grandest,
-stateliest cities of civilisation."
-
-That night the boy Carrington and I sat late in consultation while
-Steele slept. "Nothing but force will do it," said the lad. "I know
-him well, and I've tried it again and again. It's no use any other
-way." So force it was.
-
-How we got Steele back to San Diego I may not tell. Carrington is the
-only other person who knows, and I'm sure he will say nothing. When
-Steele found himself in the heart of a real city and began to look about
-him, and take stock of his surroundings, the real collapse came. He is
-in a sanitarium now somewhere in Illinois, and his wife and son see him
-on Wednesday and Sunday afternoons from two till five. Steele will
-never come out of that sanitarium, though he now realises that his
-desert city was a myth, a creation of his own distorted wits. He's
-sound enough on that point, but a strange inversion has taken place. It
-is now upon all other subjects that he is insane.
-
-
-
-
- _*The Dis-Associated Charities*_
-
-
-There used to be a place in feudal Paris called the Court of Miracles,
-and Mister Victor Hugo has told us all about it. This Court was a
-quarter of the town where the beggars lived, and it was called "of the
-miracles", because once across its boundaries the blind saw, the lame
-walked and the poor cared not to have the gospel preached unto them.
-
-San Francisco has its Court of Miracles too. It is a far cry thither,
-for it lies on the other side of Chinatown and Dagotown, and blocks
-beyond Luna's restaurant. It is in the valley between Telegraph Hill
-and Russian Hill, and you must pass through it as you go down to Meigg's
-Wharf where the Government tugs tie up.
-
-One has elected to call it the Court of Miracles, but it is not a court,
-and the days of miracles are over. It is a row of seven two-story
-houses, one of them brick. The brick house is over a saloon kept by a
-Kanaka woman and called "The Eiffel Tower." Here San Francisco's
-beggars live and have their being. That is, a good many of them.
-
-The doubled-up old man with the white beard and neck-handkerchief who
-used to play upon a zither and the sympathies of the public on the
-corner of Sutter street has moved out, and one can find no trace of him,
-and Father Elphick, the white-headed vegetarian of Lotta's Fountain, is
-dead. But plenty of the others are left. The neatly dressed fellow
-with dark blue spectacles, who sings the _Marseillaise_, accompanying
-himself upon an infinitesimal hand organ, is here; Mrs. McCleaverty is
-here, and the old bare-headed man who sits on the street corner by the
-Bohemian Club, after six o'clock in the evening and turns the crank of a
-soundless organ, has here set up his everlasting rest.
-
-The beggars of the Seven Houses are genuine miserables. Perhaps they
-have an organisation and a president, I don't know. But I do know that
-Leander and I came very near demoralising the whole lot of them.
-
-More strictly speaking, it was Leander who did the deed, I merely looked
-on and laughed, but Leander says that by laughing I lent him my immoral
-support, and am therefore party to the act.
-
-Leander and I had been dining at the "Red House," which is a wine-shop
-that Gelett Burgess discovered in an alley not far from the county jail.
-Leander and I had gone there because we like to sit at its whittled
-tables and drink its _Vin Ordinaire_ (tres ordinaire) out of tin gill
-measures; also we like its salad and its thick slices of bread that you
-eat after you have rubbed them with an onion or a bit of garlic. We
-always go there in evening dress in order to impress the Proletariat.
-
-On this occasion after we had dined and had come out again into the gas
-and gaiety of the Mexican quarter we caromed suddenly against Cluness.
-Cluness is connected with some sort of a charitable institution that has
-a house somewhere in the "Quarter." He says that he likes to alleviate
-distress wherever he sees it; and that after all, the best thing in life
-is to make some poor fellow happy for a few moments.
-
-Leander and I had nothing better to do that evening so we went around
-with Cluness, and watched him as he gave a month's rent to an infirm old
-lady on Stockton street, a bundle of magazines to a whining old rascal
-at the top of a nigger tenement, and some good advice to a Chinese girl
-who didn't want to go to the Presbyterian Mission House.
-
-"That's my motto," says he, as we came away from the Chinese girl,
-"alleviate misery wherever you see it and try and make some poor fellow
-happy for a few moments."
-
-"Ah, yes," exclaimed this farceur Leander, sanctimoniously, while I
-stared, "that's the only thing worth while," and he sighed and wagged
-his head.
-
-Cluness went on to tell us about a deserving case he had--we were going
-there next--in fact, innocently enough, he described the Seven Houses to
-us, never suspecting they were the beggar's headquarters. He said there
-was a poor old paralytic woman lived there, who had developed an
-appetite for creamed oysters.
-
-"It's the only thing," said Cluness, "that she can keep on her stomach."
-
-"She told you so?" asked Leander.
-
-"Yes, yes."
-
-"Well, she ought to know."
-
-We arrived at the Seven Houses and Cluness paused before the tallest and
-dirtiest.
-
-"Here's where she lives; I'm going up for a few moments."
-
-"Have a drink first," suggested Leander, fixing his eyes upon the saloon
-under the brick house.
-
-We three went in and sat down at one of the little round zinc
-tables--painted to imitate marble--and the Kanaka woman herself brought
-us our drinks. While we were drinking, one of the beggars came in. He
-was an Indian, totally blind, and in the day time played a mouth-organ
-on Grant Avenue near a fashionable department store.
-
-"Tut, tut," said Cluness, "poor fellow, blind, you see, what a pity,
-I'll give him a quarter."
-
-"No, let me," exclaimed Leander.
-
-As he spoke the door opened again and another blind man groped in. This
-fellow I had seen often. He sold lavender in little envelopes on one of
-the corners of Kearny street. He was a stout, smooth-faced chap and
-always kept his chin in the air.
-
-"What misery there is in this world," sighed Cluness as his eye fell
-upon this latter, "one half the world don't know how--"
-
-"Look, they know each other," said Leander. The lavender man had groped
-his way to the Indian's table--evidently it was their especial
-table--and the two had fallen a-talking. They ordered a sandwich apiece
-and a small mug of beer.
-
-"Let's do something for 'em," exclaimed Cluness, with a burst of
-generosity. "Let's make 'em remember this night for years to come.
-Look at 'em trying to be happy over a bit of dry bread and a pint of
-flat beer. I'm going to give 'em a dollar each."
-
-"No, no," protested Leander. "Let me fix it, I've more money than you.
-Let me do a little good now and then. You don't want to hog all the
-philanthropy, Cluness, _I'll_ give 'em something.
-
-"It would be very noble and generous of you, indeed," cried Cluness,
-"and you'll feel better for it, see if you don't. But I must go to my
-paralytic. You fellows wait for me. I'll be down in twenty minutes."
-
-I frowned at Leander when Cluness was gone. "Now what tom-foolery is it
-this time?" said I.
-
-"Tom-foolery," exclaimed Leander, blankly. "It's philanthropy. By Jove,
-here's another chap with his lamps blown out. Look at him."
-
-A third unfortunate, blind as the other two, had just approached the
-Indian and the lavender man. The three were pals, one could see that at
-half a glance. No doubt they met at this table every night for beer and
-sandwiches. The last blind man was a Dutchman. I had seen him from
-time to time on Market street, with a cigar-box tied to his waist and a
-bunch of pencils in his fist.
-
-"Eins!" called the Dutchman to the Kanaka, as he sat down with the
-lavender man and the Indian. "Eins--mit a hem sendvidge."
-
-"Excuse me," said Leander, coming up to their table.
-
-What was it? Did those three beggars, their instinct trained by long
-practice, recognise the alms-giver in the sound of Leander's voice, or
-in the step. It is hard to say, but instantly each one of them dropped
-the mildly convivial and assumed the humbly solicitous air, turning his
-blind head towards Leander, listening intently. Leander took out his
-purse and made a great jingling with his money. Now, I knew that
-Leander had exactly fifteen dollars--no more, no less--fifteen dollars,
-in three five-dollar gold pieces--not a penny of change. Could it be
-possible that he was going to give a gold piece to the three beggars?
-It was, evidently, for I heard him say:
-
-"Excuse me. I've often passed you fellows on the street, in town, and I
-guess I've always been too short of change, or in too much of a hurry to
-remember you. But I'm going to make up for it now, if you'll permit me.
-Here--" and he jingled his money, "here is a five dollar gold piece that
-I'd like to have you spend between the three of you to-night, and drink
-my health, and--and--have a good time, you know. Catch on?"
-
-They caught on.
-
-"May God bless you, young man!" exclaimed the old lavender man.
-
-The Indian grunted expressively.
-
-The Dutchman twisted about in his place and shouted in the direction of
-the bar:
-
-"Mek ut er bottle Billzner und er Gotha druffle, mit ein _im_-borted
-Frankfooter bei der side on."
-
-The Kanaka woman came up, and the Dutchman repeated his order. The
-lavender man paused reflectively tapping his brow, then he delivered
-himself: "A half spring chicken," he said with profound gravity, "rather
-under done, and some chicory salad and a bottle of white wine--put the
-bottle in a little warm water for about two minutes--and some lyonnaise
-potatoes with onions, and--
-
-"Donner wetter," shouted the Dutchman, "genuch!" smiting the table with
-his fist.
-
-The other subsided. The Kanaka woman turned to the Indian.
-
-"Whiskey," he grunted, "plenty whiskey, big beefsteak, soh," and he
-measured off a yard on the table.
-
-"Leander," said I, when he rejoined me, "that was foolishness, you've
-thrown away your five dollars and these fellows are going to waste it in
-riotous living. You see the results of indiscriminate charity."
-
-"I've _not_ thrown it away. Cluness would say that if it made them
-happier according to their lights it was well invested. I hate the
-charity that means only medicines, clean sheets, new shoes and sewerage.
-Let 'em be happy in their own way." There could be no doubt that the
-three blind men were happy. They loaded their table with spring
-chickens, Gotha truffles, beefsteaks, and all manner of "alcoholic
-beverages," till the zinc disappeared beneath the accumulation of plates
-and bottles. They drank each other's health and they pledged that of
-Leander, standing up. The Dutchman ordered: "Zwei Billzner more
-alreatty." The lavender man drank his warmed white wine with gasps of
-infinite delight, and after the second whiskey bottle had been opened,
-the Indian began to say strange and terrible things in his own language.
-
-Cluness came in and beamed on them.
-
-"See how happy you've made them, Leander," he said gratefully. "They'll
-always remember this night."
-
-"They always will," said Leander solemnly.
-
-"I've got to go though," said Cluness. I made as if to go with him but
-Leander plucked my coat under the table. I caught his eye.
-
-"I guess we two will stay," said I. Cluness left, thanking us again and
-again.
-
-"I don't know what it is," said I seriously to Leander, "but to-night
-you seem to me to be too good to be wholesome."
-
-"_I_," said Leander, blankly. "But I suppose I should expect to be
-misjudged."
-
-Just then the Kanaka woman came over to give us our check.
-
-"This is on me," said Leander, but he was so slow in fumbling for his
-purse that I was obliged, in all decency, to pay.
-
-After she left _us_, the Kanaka went over to the blind men's table, and,
-check-pad in hand, ran her eye over the truffles, beer, chicken,
-beefsteak, wine and whiskey, and made out her check.
-
-"Four dollars, six bits," she announced.
-
-There was a silence, not one of the blind men moved.
-
-"Watch now," said Leander.
-
-"Four, six bits," repeated the Kanaka, her hand on her hip.
-
-Still none of the blind men moved.
-
-"Vail, den," cried the Dutchman, "vich von you two vellars has dose
-money, pay oop. Fier thalers und sax beets."
-
-"I haven't it," exclaimed the lavender man, "Jim has it," he added,
-turning to the Indian.
-
-"No have got, no have got," grunted the Indian. "_You_ have got, you or
-Charley."
-
-I looked at Leander.
-
-"Now, what have you done?"
-
-For answer Leander showed me three five dollar gold pieces in the palm
-of his hand.
-
-"Each one of those chaps thinks that one of the other two has the gold
-piece. I just pretended to give it to one of 'em, jingled my coin, and
-then put it back, I didn't give 'em a cent. Each one thought I had
-given it to the other two. How could they tell, they were blind, don't
-you see."
-
-I reached for my hat.
-
-"I'm going to get out of here."
-
-Leander pulled me back.
-
-"Not just yet, wait a few moments. Listen."
-
-"Vail, vail," cried the Dutchman, beginning to get red. "You doand
-vants to cheats Missus Amaloa, den berhaps--yes, Zhim," he cried to the
-Indian, "pay oop, or ees ut _you_ den, Meest'r Paites, dat hab dose finf
-thalers?"
-
-"No have got," gurgled the Indian, swaying in his place as he canted the
-neck of the whiskey bottle towards his lips.
-
-"I thought you had the money," protested Mr. Bates, the lavender man,
-"you or Jim."
-
-"No have got," whooped the Indian, beginning to get angry. "Hug-gh!
-_You_ got money. He give you money," and he turned his face towards the
-Dutchman.
-
-"That's what _I_ thought," asserted Mr. Bates.
-
-"Tausend Teufels _no_," shouted the other. "I tell you _no_."
-
-"_You, you,_" growled the Indian, plucking at Mr. Bates' coat sleeve,
-"you have got."
-
-"Yah, soh," cried the Dutchman, shaking his finger at the lavender man,
-excitedly, "pay dose finf thalers, Meest'r Paites."
-
-"Pay yourself," exclaimed the other, "I haven't touched them. I'll be
-_any_ name, I'll be _any_ name if I've touched them."
-
-"Well, I ain't going to wait here all night," shrilled the Kanaka woman
-impatiently. The Dutchman shook his finger solemnly towards where he
-thought the Indian was sitting.
-
-"It's der Indyun. It's Zhim. Get ut vrom Zhim."
-
-"Lie, lie," vociferated the Indian, "white man lie. No have got. _You_
-hav got, or _you_."
-
-"I'll turn my pockets inside out," exclaimed Mr. Bates.
-
-"Schmarty," cried the Dutchman. "Can I _see_ dose pocket?"
-
-"Thief, thief," exclaimed the Indian, shaking his long black hair. "You
-steal money."
-
-The other two turned on him savagely.
-
-"There aint no man going to call me that."
-
-"Vat he say, vait, und I vill his het mit der boddle demolisch. Who you
-say dat to, _mee_, or Meest'r Bates?"
-
-"Oh, you make me tired," cried the lavender man, "you two. _One_ of you
-two, pay Missus Amaloa and quit fooling."
-
-"Come on," cried the Kanaka, "pay up or I'll ring for the police."
-
-"Vooling, vooling," shouted the Dutchman, dancing in his rage. "You
-sheats Missus Amaloa und you gall dot vooling."
-
-"_Who_ cheats," cried the other two simultaneously.
-
-"Vail, how do _I_ know," yelled the Dutchman, purple to the eyes. "How
-do _I_ know vich."
-
-The Kanaka turned to Leander.
-
-"Say, which of these fellows did you give that money to?"
-
-Leander came up.
-
-"Ah-h, _now_ we vill know," said the Dutchman.
-
-Leander looked from one to the other. Then an expression of perplexity
-came into his face. He scratched an ear.
-
-"Well, I thought it was this German gentleman."
-
-"_Vat!_"
-
-"Only it seems to me I had the money in my left hand, and he, you see,
-is on the right hand of the table. It might have been him, and then
-again it might have been one of the other two gentlemen. It's so
-difficult to remember. Wasn't it you," turning to Mr. Bates, "or no,
-wasn't it _you_," to the Indian. "But it _couldn't_ have been the
-Indian gentleman, and it couldn't have been Mr. Bates here, and yet I'm
-sure it wasn't the German gentleman, and, however, I _must_ have given
-it to one of the three. Didn't I lay the coin down on the table and go
-away and leave it." Leander struck his forehead. "Yes, I think that's
-what I did. I'm sorry," he said to the Kanaka, "that you are having any
-trouble, it's some misunderstanding."
-
-"Oh, I'll get it all right," returned the Kanaka, confidently. "Come
-on, one of you fellows dig up."
-
-Then the quarrel broke out afresh. The three blind men rose to their
-feet, blackguarding and vilifying one another till the room echoed. Now
-it was Mr. Bates and the Dutchman versus the Indian, now the Indian and
-Dutchman versus Mr. Bates, now the Indian and Mr. Bates versus the
-Dutchman. At every instant the combinations varied with kaleidoscopic
-swiftness. They shouted, they danced, and they shook their fists
-towards where they guessed each other's faces were. The Indian, who had
-been drinking whiskey between intervals of the quarrel, suddenly began
-to rail and howl in his own language, and at times even the Dutchman
-lapsed into the vernacular. The Kanaka woman lost her wits altogether,
-and declared that in three more minutes she would ring for the police.
-
-Then all at once the Dutchman swung both fists around him and caught the
-Indian a tremendous crack in the side of the head. The Indian vented an
-ear-splitting war-whoop and began pounding Mr. Bates who stood next to
-him. In the next instant the three were fighting all over the room.
-They lost each other, they struck furious blows at the empty air, they
-fell over tables and chairs, or suddenly came together with a dreadful
-shock and terrible cries of rage. The Dutchman bumped against Leander
-and before he could get away had smashed his silk hat down over his
-ears. The noise of their shouting could have been heard a block.
-
-"Thief, thief."
-
-"Teef yourselluf, pay oop dose finf thalers."
-
-"No have got, no have got."
-
-And then the door swung in and four officers began rounding them up like
-stampeded sheep. Not until he was in the wagon could the Dutchman
-believe that it was not the Indian and Mr. Bates who had him by either
-arm, and even in the wagon, as they were being driven to the precinct
-station-house, the quarrel broke out from time to time.
-
-As we heard the rattle of the patrol-wagon's wheels growing fainter over
-the cobbles, we rose to go. The Kanaka stood with her hands on her hips
-glaring at the zinc table with its remnants of truffle, chicken and
-beefsteak and its empty bottles. Then she exclaimed, "And _I'm_ shy four
-dollars and six bits."
-
-On the following Saturday night Leander and I were coming from a Mexican
-dinner at Luna's. Suddenly some one caught our arms from behind. It was
-Cluness.
-
-"I want to thank you fellows again," he exclaimed, "for your kindness to
-those three blind chaps the other night. It was really good of you. I
-believe they had five dollars to spend between them. It was really fine
-of you, Leander."
-
-"Oh, I don't mind five dollars," said Leander, "if it can make a poor
-fellow any happier for a few moments. That's the only thing that's
-worth while in this life."
-
-"I'll bet you felt better and happier for doing it."
-
-"Well, it did make me happy."
-
-"Of course, and those three fellows will never forget that night."
-
-"No, I guess they won't," said Leander.
-
-
-
-
- _*Son of a Sheik*_
-
-
-The smell of the warm slime on the Jeliffe River and the sweet, heavy
-and sickening odour that exhaled into the unspeakable heat of the desert
-air from the bunches of dead and scorched water-reeds are with me yet;
-also the sight of the long stretch of dry mud bank, rising by shallow
-and barely perceptible degrees to the edge of the desert sands, and thus
-disclosed by the shrinkage of the Jeliffe during the hot months. The
-mud banks were very broad and very black except where they touched the
-desert; here the sand had sifted over them in light transparent
-sprinklings. In rapidly drying under the sun of the Sahara, they had
-cracked and warped into thousands of tiny concave cakes that looked, for
-all the world, like little saucers in which Indian ink has been mixed.
-(If you are an artist, as was Thevenot, you will the better understand
-this.)
-
-Then there was the reach of the desert that drew off on either hand and
-rolled away, ever so gently, toward the place where the hollow sky
-dropped out of sight behind the shimmering horizon, swelling grandly and
-gradually like some mighty breast which, panting for breath in the
-horrible heat, had risen in a final gasp and had then, in the midst of
-it, suddenly stiffened and become rigid. On this colourless bosom of
-the desert, where nothing stirred but the waxing light in the morning
-and the waning light in the night, lay tumbled red and gray rocks, with
-thin drifts of sand in their rifts and crevices and grey-green cacti
-squatting or sprawling in their blue shadows. And there was nothing
-more, nothing, nothing, except the appalling heat and the maddening
-silence.
-
-And in the midst of it all,--we.
-
-Now "we" broadly and generally speaking, were the small right wing of
-General Pawtrot's division of the African service; speaking less broadly
-and less generally, "we" were the advance-guard of said division; and,
-speaking in the narrowest and most particular sense, "we" were the party
-of war-correspondents, specials, extras, etc., who were accompanying
-said advance-guard of said wing of said army of said service for reasons
-herein to be set forth.
-
-As the long, black scow of the commissariat went crawling up the torpid
-river with the advance-guard straggling along upon the right, "we" lay
-upon the deck under the shadow of the scow's awning and talked and drank
-seltzer.
-
-I forget now what led up to it, but Ponscarme had said that the Arabs
-were patriotic, when Bab Azzoun cut in and said something which I shall
-repeat as soon as I have told you about Bab Azzoun himself.
-
-Bab Azzoun had been born twenty-nine years before this time, at Tlemcen,
-of Kabyle parents (his father was a sheik). He had been transplanted to
-France at the age of ten, and had flourished there in a truly remarkable
-manner. He had graduated fifth from the Polytechnique; he had written
-books that had been "_couronne par l'Academie_"; he had become
-naturalised; he had been prominent in politics (no one can cut a wide
-swath in Paris in anything without hitting against _la politique_;) he
-had occupied important positions in two embassies; he was a diplomat of
-no mean qualities; he had influence; he dressed in faultless French
-fashion; he had owned "Crusader"; he had lost money on him; he had
-applied to the government for the office of "_Sous-chef-des
-bureaux-Arabes dans l'Oran_," in order to recoup; he had obtained it; he
-had come on with "us", and was now on this, his first visit to his
-fatherland since his tenth year, on his way to his post.
-
-And when Ponscarme had spoken thus about the patriotism of the Arabs,
-Bab Azzoun made him answer: "The Arabs are not sufficiently educated to
-be true patriots."
-
-"Bah!" said Santander, "a man does not require to be educated in order
-to be a patriot. And, indeed, the rudest nations have ever been the
-most devotedly patriotic."
-
-"Yes," said Bab Azzoun, "but it is a narrow and a very selfish
-patriotism."
-
-"I can't see that," put in Ponscarme; "a patriot is like an egg--he is
-either good or bad. There is no such thing as a 'good enough egg,'
-there is no such thing as a 'good enough patriot'--if a man is one at
-all, he is a perfect one."
-
-"I agree," answered Bab Azzoun; "yet patriotism can be more or less
-narrow. Listen and I will explain"--he raised himself from the deck on
-his elbow and gestured with the amber mouth-piece of his
-chibouk--"Patriotism has passed through five distinct stages; first, it
-was only love of family--of parents and kindred; then, as the family
-grows and expands into the tribe, it, too, as merely a large family,
-becomes the object of affection, of patriotic devotion. This is the
-second stage--the stage of the tribe, the dan. In the third stage, the
-tribe has sought protection behind the inclosure of walls. It is the
-age of cities; patriotism is the devotion to the city; men are Athenians
-ere Grecians, Romans ere Italians. In the next period, patriotism means
-affection for the state, for the county, for the province; and
-Burgundian, Norman and Fleming gave freely of their breast-blood for
-Burgundy, Normandy and Flanders; while we of to-day form the latest, but
-not the last, link of the lengthening chain by honouring, loving and
-serving the _country_ above all considerations, be they of tribe, or
-town, or tenure. Yet I do not believe this to be the last, the highest,
-the noblest form of patriotism.
-
-"No," continued Bab Azzoun, "this development shall go on, ever
-expanding, ever mounting, until, carried upon its topmost crest, we
-attain to that height from which we can look down upon the world as our
-country, humanity as our countrymen, and he shall be the best patriot
-who is the least patriotic."
-
-"Ah-h, _fichtre_!" exclaimed Santander, listlessly, throwing a cushion
-at Bab Azzoun's head; "_va te coucher_. It's too hot to theorise;
-you're either a great philosopher, Bab, or a large sized"--he looked at
-him over the rim of his tin cup before concluding--"idiot." ...
-
-But Bab Azzoun had gone on talking in the meanwhile, and now finishing
-with "and so you must not blame me, if, looking upon them" (he meant the
-Arabs) "and theirs, in this light, I find this African campaign a sorry
-business for France to be engaged in,--a vast and powerful government
-terrorising into submission a horde of half-starved fanatics," he
-yawned, "all of which is very bad--very bad. Give me some more
-seltzer."
-
-We were aroused by the sudden stoppage of the scow. A detachment of
-"Zephyrs," near us upon the right bank, scrambled together in a hollow
-square. A battalion of Coulouglis, with _haik_ and _bournous_ rippling,
-scuttled by us at a gallop, and the Twenty-Third Chasseurs d'Afrique in
-the front line halted at an "order" on the crest of a sand ridge, which
-hid the horizon from sight. The still, hot air of the Sahara was
-suddenly pervaded with something that roused us to our feet in an
-instant. Thevenot whipped out his ever-ready sketch-book and began
-blocking in the landscape and the position of the troops, while
-Santander snatched his note-book and stylograph.
-
-Of the scene which now gathered upon us, I can remember little, only out
-of that dark chaos can I rescue a few detached and fragmentary
-impressions--all the more vivid, nevertheless, from their isolation, all
-the more distinct from the grey blur of the background against which
-they trace themselves.
-
-Instantly, somewhere disquietingly near, an event, or rather a whirl of
-events that rushed and writhed themselves together into a maze of
-dizzying complexity, suddenly evolved and widened like the fierce, quick
-rending open of some vast scroll, and there were zigzag hurryings to and
-fro and a surging heavenward of a torrent of noises, noises of men and
-noises of feet, noises of horses and noises of arms, noises that hustled
-fiercely upward above the brown mass and closed together in the desert
-air, blending or jarring one with another, joining and separating,
-reuniting and dividing; noises that rattled; noises that clanked; noises
-that boomed, or shrilled, or thundered, or quavered. And then came sight
-of blue-grey tumulous curtains--but whether of smoke or dust, I could
-not say, rumbling and billowing, bellying out with the hot
-tempest-breath of the battle-demon that raged within, and whose
-outermost fringes were torn by serrated files of flashing steel and
-wavering ranks of red.
-
-And this was all at first. I knew we had been attacked and that behind
-those boiling smoke-billows, somewhere and somehow, men, infuriated into
-beasts, were grappling and struggling, each man, with every sinew on the
-strain, striving to kill his fellow.
-
-And now we were in the midst of a hollow square of our soldiery, yet how
-we came there I cannot recall, though I remember that the water of the
-Jeliffe made my clothes heavy and uncomfortable, although a mortal fear
-sat upon me of being shot down by some of our own frenzied soldiers.
-And then came that awful rib-cracking pressure, as, from some outward,
-unseen cause, the square was thrown back upon itself. And with it all
-the smell of sweat of horses, and of men, the odour of the powder-smoke,
-the blinding, suffocating, stupefying clouds of dust, the horrible fear,
-greater than all others, of being pushed down beneath those thousands of
-trampling feet, the pitch of excitement that sickens and weakens, the
-momentary consciousness--vanishing as soon as felt--that this was what
-men called "war," and that we were experiencing the reality of what we
-had so often read.
-
-It was not inspiring; there was no romance, no poetry about it; there
-was nothing in it but the hideous jar, one against the other, of men
-drunk with the blood-lust that eighteen hundred years had not quenched.
-
-I looked at Bab Azzoun; he was standing at the gunwale of the scow
-(somehow we were back on the scow again) with an unloaded pistol in his
-hand. He was watching the battle on the bank. His nostrils quivered,
-and he shifted his feet exactly like an excited thorough-bred. On a
-sudden, a trooper of the Eleventh Cuirassiers came spinning round and
-round out of the brown of the battle, gulping up blood, and pitched,
-wheezing, face downwards, into the soft ooze where the river licked at
-the bank, raising ruddy bubbles in the water as he blew his life-breath
-in gasps into it, and raking it into gridiron patterns as his quivering,
-blue fingers closed into fists. Instantly afterward came a mighty rush
-across the river beneath our very bows. Forty-odd cuirassiers burst
-into it, followed by eighty or a hundred Kabyles.
-
-I can recall just how the horse-hoofs rattled on the saucer-like cakes
-of dry mud and flung them up in countless fragments behind them. They
-were a fine sight, those Kabyles, with their fierce, red horses, their
-dazzling white _bournouses_, their long, thin, murderous rifle-barrels,
-thundering and splashing past, while from the whole mass of them, from
-under the shadow of every white _haik_, from every black-bearded lip,
-was rolling their war-cry: "Allah, Allah-il-Allah!"
-
-Some long dormant recollections stirred in Bab Azzoun at this old
-battle-shout. As he faced them now, he was no longer the cold, cynical
-_boulevardier_ of the morning. He looked as he must have looked when he
-played, a ten year-old boy, about the feet of the horses in his father's
-black tent. He saw the long lines of the _douars_ of his native home; he
-saw the camels, and the caravan crawling toward the sunset; he saw the
-women grinding meal; he saw his father, the bearded sheik; he saw the
-Arab horsemen riding down to battle; he saw the palm-broad spear-points
-and the blue yataghans. In an instant of time all the long years of
-culture and education were stripped away as a garment. Once more he
-stood and stepped the Kabyle. And with these recollections, his
-long-forgotten native speech came rushing to his tongue, and in a long,
-shrill cry, he answered his countrymen in their own language:
-
-"_Allah-il-Allah, Mohammed ressoul Allah._"
-
-He passed me at a bound, leaped from the scow upon the back of a
-riderless horse, and, mingling with the Kabyles, rode out of sight.
-
-And that was the last I ever saw of Bab Azzoun.
-
-
-
-
- _*A Defense of the Flag*_
-
-
-It had been the celebration of the feast of the Holy St. Patrick, and
-the various Irish societies of the city had turned out in great
-force--Sons of Erin, Fenians, Cork Rebels, and all. The procession had
-formed on one of the main avenues and had marched and countermarched up
-and down through the American city; had been reviewed by the mayor
-standing on the steps of the City Hall and wearing a green sash; and had
-finally disbanded in the afternoon in the business quarter of the city.
-So that now the streets in that vicinity were full of the perspiring
-members of the parade, the emerald colour flashing in and out of the
-slow moving maze of the crowd, like strands of green in the warp and
-woof of a loom.
-
-There were marshals of the procession, with batons and big green
-rosettes, breathing easily once more after the long agony of sitting
-upon a nervous horse that walked sideways. There were the occupants of
-the endless line of carriages, with their green sashes, stretching their
-cramped and stiffened legs. There were the members of the various
-political clubs and secret societies, in their one good suit of
-ready-made clothes, cotton gloves, and silver-fringed scarfs. There was
-the little girl, with green tassels on her boots, who had walked by her
-father's side carrying a set bouquet of cut flowers in a lace
-paper-holder. There was the little boy who wore a green high hat, with
-a pipe stuck in the brim, and who carried the water for the band; and
-there were the members of the groups upon the floats, with overcoats and
-sacques thrown over their costumes and spangles.
-
-The men were in great evidence in and around the corner saloons talking
-aloud, smoking, drinking, and spitting, and calling for "Jim," or
-"Connors," or "Duffy," over the heads of the crowd, and what with the
-speeches, and the beer, and the frequent fights, and the appropriate
-damning of England and the Orangemen, the day promised to end in right
-spirit and proper mood.
-
-It so came about that young Shotover, on his way to his club, met with
-one of these groups near the City Hall, and noticed that they
-continually looked up towards its dome and seemed very well pleased with
-what they saw there. After he had passed them some little distance,
-Shotover, as well, looked up in that direction and saw that the Irish
-flag was flying from the staff above the cupola.
-
-Shotover was American-bred and American-born, and his father and mother
-before him and their father and mother before them, and so on and back
-till one brought up in the hold of a ship called the _Mayflower_,
-further back than which it is not necessary to go.
-
-He never voted. He did not know enough of the trend of national
-politics even to bet on the presidential elections. He did not know the
-names of the aldermen of his city, nor how many votes were controlled by
-the leaders of the Dirigo or Comanche Clubs; but when he was told that
-the Russian _moujik_ or the Bulgarian serf, who had lived for six months
-in America (long enough for their votes to be worth three dollars), was
-as much of an American citizen as himself, he thought of the Shotovers
-who had framed the constitution in '75, had fought for it in '13 and
-'64, and wondered if this were so. He had a strange and stubborn
-conviction that whatever was American was right and whatever was right
-was American, and that somehow his country had nothing to be ashamed of
-in the past, nor afraid of in the future, for all the monstrous
-corruptions and abuses that obtained at present.
-
-But just now this belief had been rudely jarred, and he walked on slowly
-to his club, the blood gradually flushing his face up to the roots of
-his hair. Once there, he sat for a long time in the big bay-window,
-looking absently out into the street, with eyes that saw nothing, very
-thoughtful. All at once he took up his hat, clapped it upon his head
-with the air of a man who has made up his mind, and went out, turning in
-the direction of the City Hall.
-
-Whence arrived there, no one noticed him, for he made it a point to walk
-with a brisk, determined air, as though he were bent upon some
-especially important business, "which I am," he said to himself as he
-went on and up through tessellated corridors, between court-rooms and
-offices of clerks, commissioners, and collectors.
-
-It was a long time before he found the right stairway, which was a
-circuitous, ladder-like flight that wormed its way upward between the
-two walls of the dome. The door leading to the stairway was in a kind
-of garret above the top floor of the building proper, and was sandwiched
-in between coal-bunkers, water-tanks, and gas-meters. Shotover tried
-it, and found it locked. He swore softly to himself, and attempted to
-break it open. He soon concluded that this would make too much noise,
-and so turned about and descended to the floor below. A negro, with an
-immense goitre and a black velvet skull-cap, was cleaning the woodwork
-outside a county commissioner's door. He directed Shotover to the
-porter in the office of the Weather Bureau, if he wished to go up in the
-cupola for the view. It was after four by this time, and Shotover found
-the porter of the Weather Bureau piling the chairs on the tables and
-sweeping out after office-hours.
-
-"Well you see," said this one, "we don't allow nobody to go up in the
-cupola. You can get a permit from the architect's office, but I guess
-they'll be shut up there by now."
-
-"Oh, I'm sorry," said Shotover; "I'm leaving town to-morrow, and I
-particularly wanted to get the view from the cupola. They say you can
-see well out into the ocean."
-
-The porter had ignored him by this time, and was sweeping up a great
-dust. Shotover waited a moment. "You don't think I could arrange to
-get up there this afternoon?" he went on. The porter did not turn
-around.
-
-"We don't allow no one up there without a permit," he answered.
-
-"I suppose," returned Shotover, "that you have the keys?"
-
-No answer.
-
-"You have the keys, haven't you--the keys to the door there at the foot
-of the stairs?"
-
-"We don't allow no one to go up there without a permit. Didn't you hear
-me before?"
-
-Shotover took a five-dollar gold piece from his pocket, laid it on the
-corner of a desk, and contemplated it with reflective sadness. "I'm
-sorry," he said; "I particularly wanted to see that view before I left."
-
-"Well, you see," said the porter, straightening up, "there was a young
-feller jumped off there once, and a woman tried to do it a little while
-after, and the officers in the police station downstairs made us shut it
-up; but 's long as you only want to see the view and don't want to jump
-off, I guess it'll be all right," and he leaned one hand against the
-edge of the desk and coughed slightly behind the other.
-
-While he had been talking, Shotover had seen between the two windows on
-the opposite side of the room a very large wooden rack full of
-pigeon-holes and compartments: The weather and signal-flags were tucked
-away in these, but on the top was a great folded pile of bunting. It
-was sooty and grimy, and the new patches in it showed violently white
-and clean. But Shotover saw, with a strange and new catch at the heart,
-that it was tri-coloured.
-
-"If you will come along with me now, sir," said the porter, "I'll open
-the door for you."
-
-Shotover let him go out of the room first, then jumped to the other side
-of the room, snatched the flag down, and, hiding it as best he could,
-followed him out of the room. They went up the stairs together. If the
-porter saw anything, he was wise enough to keep quiet about it.
-
-"I won't bother about waiting for you," said he, as he swung the door
-open. "Just lock the door when you come down, and leave the key with me
-at the office. If I ain't there, just give it to the fellow at the
-news-stand on the first floor, and I can get it in the morning."
-
-"All right," answered Shotover, "I will," and he hugged the flag close
-to him, going up the narrow stairs two at a time.
-
-After a long while he came out on the narrow railed balcony that ran
-around the lantern, and paused for breath as he looked around and below
-him. Then he turned quite giddy and sick for a moment and clutched
-desperately at the hand-rail, resisting a strong impulse to sit down and
-close his eyes.
-
-Seemingly insecure as a bubble, the great dome rolled away from him on
-all sides down to the buttresses around the drum, and below that the
-gulf seemed endless, stretching down, down, down, to the thin yellow
-ribbon of the street. Underneath him, the City Hall itself dropped
-away, a confused heap of tinned roofs, domes, chimneys, and cornices,
-and beyond that lay the city itself spreading out like a great gray map.
-Over it there hung a greasy, sooty fog of a dark-brown color. In places
-the higher buildings over-topped the fog. Here, it was pierced by a
-slender church-spire. In another place, a dome bulged up over it, or,
-again, some sky-scraping office-building shouldered itself above its
-level to the purer, cleaner air. Looking down at the men in the
-streets, Shotover could see only their feet moving back and forth
-underneath their hat-brims as they walked. The noises of the city
-reached him in a subdued and steady murmur, and the strong wind that was
-blowing brought him the smell of the vegetable-gardens in the suburbs,
-the odour of trees and hay from the more distant country, and
-occasionally a faint whiff of salt from the ocean.
-
-The sight was a sort of inspiration to Shotover. The great American
-city, with its riches and resources, boiling with the life and energy of
-a new people, young, enthusiastic, ambitious, and so full of hope and
-promise for the future, all striving and struggling in the fore part of
-the march of empire, building a new nation, a new civilisation, a new
-world, while over it all floated the Irish flag.
-
-Shotover turned back, seized the halyards, and brought the green banner
-down with a single movement of his arm. Then he knotted the other
-bundle of bunting to the cords and ran it up. As it reached the top,
-the bundle twisted, turned on itself, unfolded, suddenly caught the
-wind, and then, in a single, long billow, rolled out into the stars and
-bars of Old Glory.
-
-Shotover shut his teeth against a cheer, and the blood went tingling up
-and down through his body to his very finger-tips. He looked up,
-leaning his hand against the mast, and felt it quiver and thrill as the
-great flag tugged at it. The sound of the halyards rattling and
-snapping came to his ears like music.
-
-He was not ashamed then to be enthusiastic, and did not feel in the
-least melodramatic or absurd. He took off his hat, and, as the great
-flag grew out stiffer and snapped and strained in the wind, looked up at
-it and said over softly to himself: "Lexington, Valley Forge, Yorktown,
-Mexico, the Alamo, 1812, Gettysburg, Shiloh, the Wilderness."
-
-Meanwhile the knot of people on the sidewalk below, that had watched his
-doings, had grown into a crowd. The green badge was upon every breast,
-and there came to his ears a sound that was out of chord with the minor
-drone, the worst sound in the human gamut, the sound of an angry mob.
-
-The high, windy air and the excitement of the occasion began to tell on
-Shotover, so that when half an hour later there came a rush of many feet
-up the stairway, and a crash upon the door that led up to the lantern,
-he buttoned his coat tightly around him, and shut his teeth and fists.
-
-When the door finally went down and the first man jumped in, Shotover
-hit him.
-
-Terence Shannon told about this afterward. "It was a birdie. Ah, but
-say, y' ought to of seen um. He let go with his left, like de piston-rod
-of de engine wot broke loose dat time at de power-house, an' Duffy's had
-an eye like a fried egg iver since."
-
-The crowd paused, partly through surprise and partly because the body of
-Mr. Duffy lay across their feet and barred their way. There were about
-a dozen of them, all more or less drunk. The one exception was Terence
-Shannon, who was the candidate of the boss of his ward for a number on
-the force. In view of this fact, Shannon was trying to preserve order.
-He took advantage of the moment of hesitation to step in between
-Shotover and the crowd.
-
-"Aw, say, youse fellows rattle me slats, sure. Do yer think the City
-Hall is the place to scrap, wid the jug only two floors below? Ye'll be
-havin' the whole shootin'-match of the force up here in a minute. Maybe
-yer would like to sober up in the 'hole in the wall.' Now just pipe
-down quiet-like, an' swear um in reg'lar at the station-house
-down-stairs. Ye've got a straight disturbin'-the-peace case wid um.
-Ah, sure, straight goods. I ain't givin' yer no gee-hee."
-
-But the crowd stood its ground and glared at Shotover over Shannon's
-head. Then Connors yelled and drew out his revolver. "B'yes, we've got
-a right," he exclaimed. "It's the boord av alderman gave us the permit
-to show the green flag of ould Ireland here to-day. It's him as is
-breaking the law, not we, confound you." ("Confound you" was not what
-Mr. Connors said).
-
-"He's dead on," said Shannon, turning to Shotover. "It's all ye kin do.
-Yer're actin' agin the law."
-
-Shotover did not answer, but breathed hard through his nose, wondering
-at the state of things that made it an offense against the American law
-to protect the American flag. But all at once Shannon passed him and
-drew his knife across the halyards, and the great flag collapsed and
-sank slowly down like a wounded eagle. The crowd cheered, and Shannon
-said in Shotover's ear: "'Twas to save yer life, me b'y. They're out
-for blood, sure."
-
-"Now," said Connors, using several altogether impossible nouns and
-adjectives, "now run up the green flag of ould Ireland again, or ye'll
-be sorry," and he pointed his revolver at Shotover.
-
-"Say," cried Shannon, in a low voice to Shotover--"say, he's dead stuck
-on doin' you dirt. I can't hold um. Aw, say, Connors, quit your
-foolin', will you; put up your flashbox--put it up, or--or--" But just
-here he broke off, and catching up the green flag, threw it out in front
-of Shotover, and cried, laughing, "Ye'll not have the heart to shoot
-now."
-
-Shotover struck the flag to the ground, set his foot on it, and catching
-up Old Glory again, flung it round him and faced them, shouting:
-
-"_Now shoot!_"
-
-But at this, in genuine terror, Shannon flung his hat down and ran in
-front of Connors himself, fearfully excited, and crying out: "F'r Gawd's
-sake, Connors, you don't dast do it. Wake up, will yer, it's mornin'.
-Do yer want to hiv' us all jugged for twenty years? It's treason and
-rebellion, and I don't now _what_ all, for every mug in the gang, if yer
-just so much as crook dat forefinger. Put it up, ye damned fool. This
-is a cat w'at has changed colour."
-
-Something of the gravity of the situation had forced its way through the
-clogged minds of the others, and, as Shannon spoke the last words,
-Connors's fore-arm was knocked up and he himself was pulled back into
-the crowd.
-
-You can not always foretell how one man is going to act, but it is easy
-to read the intentions of a crowd. Shotover saw a rush in the eyes of
-the circle that was contracting about him, and turned to face the danger
-and to fight for the flag as the Shotovers of the old days had so often
-done.
-
-In the books, the young aristocrat invariably thrashes the clowns who
-set upon him. But somehow Shotover had no chance with his clowns at
-all. He hit out wildly into the air as they ran in, and tried to guard
-against the scores of fists. But their way of fighting was not that
-which he had learned at his athletic club. They kicked him in the
-stomach, and, when they had knocked him down, stamped upon his face. It
-is hard to feel like a martyr and a hero when you can't draw your breath
-and when your mouth is full of blood and dust and broken teeth.
-Accordingly Shotover gave it up, and fainted away.
-
-When the officers finally arrived, they made no distinction between the
-combatants, but locked them all up under the charge of "Drunk and
-Disorderly."
-
-
-
-
- _*Toppan*_
-
-
-When Frederick Woodhouse Toppan came out of Thibet and returned to the
-world in general and to San Francisco in particular, he began to know
-what it meant to be famous. As he entered street cars and hotel
-elevators he remarked a sudden observant silence on the part of the
-other passengers. The reporters became a real instead of a feigned
-annoyance and the papers at large commenced speaking of him by his last
-name only. He ceased to cut out and paste in his scrap-book, everything
-that was said of him in the journals and magazines. People composed
-beforehand clever little things to say to him when they were introduced,
-and he was asked to indorse new soaps and patented cereals. The great
-magazines of the country wrote to him for more articles, and his
-"Through the Highlands of Thibet", already in its fiftieth thousand, was
-in everybody's hands.
-
-And he was hardly thirty.
-
-To people who had preconceived ideas as to what an Asiatic explorer
-should be like, Toppan was disappointing. Where they expected to see a
-"magnificent physique" in top boots and pith helmet, flung at length
-upon lion skins, smoking a nargile, they saw only a very much tanned
-young gentleman, who wore a straw hat and russet leather shoes just like
-any well dressed man of the period. They felt vaguely defrauded because
-he looked ordinary and stylish and knew what to do with his hands and
-feet in a drawing-room.
-
-He had come to San Francisco for three reasons. First because at that
-place he was fitting out an expedition for Kamtchatka which was to be
-the big thing of his life, and cause him to be spoken of together with
-Speke, Nansen and Stanley; second because the manager of the lecture
-bureau with whom he had signed, had scheduled him to deliver his two
-lectures there, as he had already done in Boston, New York, and
-elsewhere; and, third because Victoria Boyden lived there.
-
-When Toppan got back, the rest of Victoria's men friends shrank
-considerably when she compared them with Toppan. They were of the type
-who are in the insurance offices of fathers and uncles during the
-winter, and in the summer are to be found at the fashionable resorts,
-where they idle languidly on the beaches in white flannels or play
-"chopsticks" with the girls on the piano in the hotel parlors. Here,
-however, was the first white man who had ever crossed Thibet alive, who
-knew what it meant to go four days without water and who could explain
-to you the difference between the insanity caused by the lack of sleep
-and that brought about by a cobra-bite. The men of Victoria's
-acquaintance never had known what it was to go without two consecutive
-meals, whereas Toppan at one time in the Himalayas had lived for several
-weeks upon ten ounces of camel meat per day, after the animals had died
-under their burdens. Victoria's friends led germans, Toppan led
-expeditions; their only fatigue came from dancing. Upon one occasion on
-Mount Everest, Toppan and his companions, caught in a snow-storm where
-sleep meant death, had kept themselves awake by chewing pipe-tobacco,
-and rubbing the smarting juice in their eyes. He had had experiences,
-the like of which none other of her gentlemen friends had ever known and
-she had cared for him from the first.
-
-When a man tells a girl that he loves her in a voice that can speak in
-the dialects of the interior Thibetan states around the Tengrinor lake,
-or holds her hand in one that has been sunken deep in the throat of a
-hunger-mad tiger, she cannot well be otherwise than duly impressed.
-
-To look at, Victoria was a queen. Just the woman you would have chosen
-to be mated with a man like Toppan, five feet, eleven in her tennis
-shoes, with her head flung well back on her shoulders, and the gait of a
-goddess; she could look down on most men and in general suggested
-figures of Brunehilde, Boadicea, or Berenice. But to know her was to
-find her shallow as a sun-shrunken mill-race, to discover that her
-brilliancy was the cheapest glitter, and to realise that in every way
-she was lamentably unsuited for the role of Toppan's wife. And no one
-saw this so well as Toppan himself. He knew that she did not appreciate
-him at one-tenth his real value, that she never could and never would
-understand him, and that he was in every way too good for her.
-
-As his wife he felt sure she would only be a hindrance and a
-stumbling-block in the career that he had planned for himself, if,
-indeed she did not ruin it entirely.
-
-But first impressions were strong with him, and because when he had
-first known her she had seemed to be fit consort for an emperor, he had
-gone on loving her as such ever since, making excuses for her
-trivialities, her petty affectations, her lack of interest in his life
-work, and even at times her unconcealed ridicule of it. For one thing,
-Victoria wanted him to postpone his expedition for a year, in order that
-he might marry her, and Toppan objected to this because he was so
-circumstanced just then that to postpone meant to abandon it.
-
-No man is stronger than his weakest point. Toppan's weak point was
-Victoria Boyden, and he acknowledged to himself with a good deal of
-humiliation that he could not make up his mind to break with her.
-Perhaps he is not to be too severely blamed for this. Living so much
-apart from women as he did and plunged for such long periods into an
-atmosphere so entirely different from that of ordinary society, he had
-come to feel intensely where he felt at all, and had lost the faculty
-possessed by the more conventional, of easy and ephemeral change from
-one interest to another. Most of Victoria's admirers in a like case,
-would have lit a cigarette and walked off the passion between dawn and
-dark in one night. But Toppan could not do this. It was the one weak
-strain in his build, "the little rift within the lute."
-
-One of the natural consequences of their intercourse was that they were
-never happy together and hailed with hardly concealed relief the advent
-of a third person. They had absolutely no interests in common, and
-their meetings were made up of trivial bickerings. They generally
-parted quarrelling, and then immediately sat down to count the days
-until they should meet again. I have no doubt they loved each other
-well enough, but somehow they were not made to be mated--and that was
-all there was about it.
-
-During the month before the Kamtchatka expedition sailed Toppan worked
-hard. He commanded jointly with Bushby, a lieutenant in the Civil
-Engineer Corps, and the two toiled from the dawn of one morning till the
-dawn of the next, perfecting the last details of their undertaking;
-correcting charts, lading rifles and ammunition, experimenting with beef
-extracts and pemmican, and corresponding with geographical societies.
-
-Through it all Toppan found time to revise his notes for his last
-lecture, and to call upon Victoria twice a week.
-
-On one of these occasions he said; "How do you get on with my book, Vic,
-pretty stupid reading?" He had sent her from Bombay the first copy that
-his London publishers had forwarded to him.
-
-"Not at all," she answered, "I like it very much, do you know it has all
-the fascination of a novel for me. Your style is just as clear and
-strong as can be, and your descriptions of scenery and the strange and
-novel bits of human nature in such an unfrequented corner of the globe
-are much more interesting than the most imaginative and carefully
-elaborated fiction; those botanical and zoological data must be
-invaluable to scientific men, I should think; but of course I can't
-understand them very well. How do you do it, Fred? It is certainly
-very wonderful. One would think that you were a born writer as well as
-explorer. But now see here, Freddy; I want to talk to you again about
-putting off your trip to--what do you call it--for just a year, for my
-sake."
-
-After they had wrangled over this oft-mooted question they parted
-coldly, and Toppan went away feeling aroused and unhappy.
-
-That night he and Bushby were making a chemical analysis of a new kind
-of smokeless powder. Bushby poured out a handful of saltpeter and
-charcoal upon a leaf torn from a back number of the _Scientific Weekly_
-and slid it across the table towards him. "Now when you burn this
-stuff," remarked Toppan, spreading it out upon the table with his
-finger, "you get a reaction of 2KNO3+3C=CO2+CO+, I forget the rest. Get
-out your formulae in the bookcase there behind you, will you, and look
-it up for me?"
-
-While Bushby was fingering the leaves of the volume, Toppan caught sight
-of his name on the leaf of the _Scientific Weekly_ which held the
-mixture. Looking closely he saw that it occurred in a criticism of his
-book which he had not yet seen. He brushed the charcoal and saltpeter to
-one side and ran his eyes over the lines:
-
-"Toppan's great work," said the writer, "is a book not only for the
-scientist but for all men. Though dealing to a great extent with the
-technicalities of geography, geology, and the sister sciences, the
-author has known how to throw his thoughts and observations into a form
-of remarkable lightness and brilliancy. In Toppan's hands the book has
-all the fascination of a novel. His: style is clear and strong, and his
-descriptions of scenery, and of the weird and unusual phases of human
-nature to be met with in such an unfrequented corner of the globe are
-much more interesting than most of the imaginative and carefully
-elaborated romances of adventure in the present day. His botanical and
-zoological data will be invaluable to scientific men. It is rare we
-find the born explorer a born writer as well."
-
-As he read, Toppan's heart grew cold within his ribs. "She must have
-learnt it like a parrot," he mused. "I wonder if she even"--
-
-"Equals CO2+CO+N3+KCO3," said Bushby turning to the table again, "come
-on, old man, hurry up and let's get through with this. It's nearly
-three o'clock."
-
-The next evening Toppan was to deliver his lecture at the Grand Opera
-House, but in the afternoon he called upon Victoria with a purpose. She
-was out at the time but he determined to wait for her, and sat down in
-the drawing-room until she should come. Presently he saw his book with
-its marbled cover--familiar to him now as the face of a child to its
-father,--lying conspicuously upon the center table. It was the copy he
-had mailed to her from Bombay. He picked it up and ran over the leaves;
-not one of them had been cut. He replaced the book upon the table and
-left the house.
-
-That night the Grand Opera House was packed to the doors and the street
-in front was full of hoarse, over-worked policemen and wailing coachmen.
-The awning was out over the sidewalk and the steps of the church across
-the street were banked with row upon row of watching faces. It was
-known that this was to be the last lecture of Toppan's before he plunged
-into the wilderness again, and that the world would not see him for five
-years. The mayor of the city introduced him in a speech that was too
-long, and then Toppan stood up and faced the artillery of opera-glasses,
-and tried not to look into the right-hand proscenium box that held
-Victoria Boyden and her party.
-
-He kept the audience spell-bound for an hour, while he forgot his
-useless notes, forgot his hearers and the circumstances of time and
-place, forgot about Victoria Boyden and their mean little squabbles and
-remembered only that he was Toppan, the great explorer, who had led his
-men through the interior of Thibet, and had lived to tell it to these
-people now before him. For an hour he made the people too, forget
-themselves in him and his story, till they felt something of what he had
-felt on those occasions when Hope was a phantom scattering chaff, when
-Resolve wore thin under friction of disaster, when the wheels of Life
-ran very low and men thanked God that they _could_ die. For an hour he
-led them steadily into the heart of the unknown: the twilight of the
-unseen. Then he had an inspiration.
-
-He had worked himself up to a mood wherein he was himself at his very
-best, when his chosen life-work made all else seem trivial and the
-desire to do great things was big within him. In this mood he somehow
-happened to remember Victoria Boyden, which he should not have done
-because she was not to be thought of in connection with great deeds and
-high resolves. But just at that moment Toppan felt his strength and
-knew how great he really was, and how small and belittled she seemed in
-comparison. She had practiced a small deception upon him, had done him
-harm and would do him more. He suddenly resolved to break with her at
-that very moment and place while he was strong and able to do it.
-
-He did it by cleverly working into his talk a little story whose real
-meaning no one but Victoria understood. For the audience it was but a
-bright little bit of folk-lore of upper India. For Victoria, he might
-as well have struck her across the face. It was cruel; it was even
-vulgarly cruel, which is brutal, it was vindictive and perhaps cowardly,
-but the man was smarting under a long continued bitterness and he had at
-last turned and with closed eyes struck back savagely.
-
-The exalted mood which had brought this about, was with him during the
-rest of the evening, was with him when he drove back to his rooms in his
-coupe with Bushby, and was with him as he flung himself to bed and went
-to sleep with a deep sigh of relief for that it was now over and done
-with forever.
-
-But it left him during the night and he awoke the next morning to a
-realisation of what he had done and of all he had lost. He began by
-remembering Victoria as he had first known her, by recalling only what
-was good in her, and by palliating all that was bad. From this starting
-point he went on till he was in an agony of grief and remorse and ended
-by lashing himself into the belief that Victoria had been his
-inspiration and had given zest and interest to every thing he had done.
-Now he bitterly regretted that he had thrown her over. He had never in
-his life before loved her so much. He was unfitted for work during all
-that day and passed the next night in unavailing lamentations. His
-morning's mail brought him face to face with the crisis of his life. It
-came in the shape of a letter from Victoria Boyden.
-
-It was a very thick and a very heavy letter and she must have spent most
-of the previous day in writing it. He was surprised that she should
-have written him at all after what had passed on that other evening, but
-he was deeply happy as well because he knew precisely what the letter
-would be, before he opened it. It would be a petition for his
-forgiveness and a last attempt to win him back to her again.
-
-And Toppan knew that she would succeed. He knew that in his present
-mood he would make any sacrifice for her sake. He foresaw that her
-appeal would be too strong for him. That was, if he opened and read her
-letter. Just now the question was, should he do it? If he read that
-letter he knew that he was lost, his career would stop where it was. To
-be great he had only to throw it unopened into the fire; yes, but to be
-great without her, was it worth the while? What would fame and honour
-and greatness be, without her? He realised that the time had come to
-choose between her and his career and that it all depended upon the
-opening of her letter. Two hours later, he flung himself down before
-his table and took her letter in his hand. His fingers itched for the
-touch of it. Close to his elbow lay a little copper knife with poison
-grooves, such as are used by the Hill-tribes in the Kuen-Lun mountains.
-Toppan kept it for a paper cutter; just now he picked it up. For a long
-time he remained sitting, holding Victoria's letter in one hand, the
-little knife in the other. Then he put the point under the flap of the
-envelope and slowly cut it open.
-
-Two weeks later the Kamtchatka Expedition sailed with Bushby in command.
-Toppan did not go; he was married to Victoria Boyden that Fall.
-
-Last season I met Toppan at Coronado Beach. The world has about
-forgotten him now, but he is quite content as he is. He is head clerk
-in old Mr. Boyden's insurance office and he plays a capital game of
-tennis.
-
-
-
-
- _*A Caged Lion*_
-
-
-In front of the entrance a "spieler" stood on a starch-box and beat upon
-a piece of tin with a stick, and we weakly succumbed to his frenzied
-appeals and went inside. We did this, I am sure, partly to please the
-"spieler," who would have been dreadfully disappointed if we had not
-done so, but partly, too, to please Toppan, who was always interested in
-the great beasts and liked to watch them.
-
-It is possible that you may remember Toppan as the man who married
-Victoria Boyden, and, in so doing, thrust his greatness from him and
-became a bank clerk instead of an explorer. After he married, he came
-to be quite ashamed of what he had done in Thibet and Africa and other
-unknown corners of the earth, and, after a while, very seldom spoke of
-that part of his life at all; or, when he did, it was only to allude to
-it as a passing boyish fancy, altogether foolish and silly, like
-calf-love and early attempts at poetry.
-
-"I used to think I was going to set the world on fire at one time," he
-said once; "I suppose every young fellow has some such ideas. I only
-made an ass of myself, and I'm glad I'm well out of it. Victoria saved
-me from that."
-
-But this was long afterward. He died hard, and sometimes he would have
-moments of strength in his weakness, just as before he had given up his
-career during a moment of weakness in his strength. During the first
-years after he had given up his career, he thought he was content with
-the way things had come to be; but it was not so, and now and then the
-old feeling, the love of the old life, the old ambition, would be
-stirred into activity again by some sight, or sound, or episode in the
-conventional life around him. A chance paragraph in a newspaper, a
-sight of the Arizona deserts of sage and cactus, a momentary panic on a
-ferry-boat, sometimes even fine music or a great poem would wake the
-better part of him to the desire of doing great things. At such times
-the longing grew big and troublous within him to cut loose from it all
-and get back to those places of the earth where there were neither
-months nor years, and where the days of the week had no names; where he
-could feel unknown winds blowing against his face and unnamed mountains
-rising beneath his feet; where he could see great, sandy, stony
-stretches of desert with hot, blue shadows, and plains of salt, and
-thickets of jungle-grass, broken only by the lairs of beasts and the
-paths the steinbok make when they go down to water.
-
-The most trifling thing would recall all this to him, just as a couple
-of notes have recalled to you whole arias and overtures. But with
-Toppan it was as though one had recalled the arias and the overtures and
-then was not allowed to sing them.
-
-We went into the arena and sat down. The ring in the middle was fenced
-in by a great, circular, iron cage. The tiers of seats rose around
-this, a band was playing in a box over the entrance, and the whole
-interior was lighted by an electric globe slung over the middle of the
-cage.
-
-Inside the cage a brown bear--to me less suggestive of a wild animal
-than of lap-robes and furriers' signs--was dancing sleepily and allowing
-himself to be prodded by a person whose celluloid standing-collar showed
-white at the neck above the green of his Tyrolese costume. The bear was
-mangy, and his steel muzzle had chafed him, and Toppan said he was
-corrupted of moth and rust alike, and the audience applauded but feebly
-when he and his keeper withdrew.
-
-After this we had a clown-elephant, dressed in a bib and tucker and vast
-baggy breeches--like those of a particularly big French _Turco_--who had
-lunch with his keeper, and rang the bell and drank his wine and wiped
-his mouth with a handkerchief like a bed-quilt, and pulled the chair
-from underneath his companion, seeming to be amused at it all with a
-strange sort of suppressed elephantine mirth.
-
-And then, after they had both made their bow and gone out, in bounded
-and tumbled the dogs, barking and grinning all over, jumping up on their
-stools and benches, wriggling and pushing one another about, giggling
-and excited like so many kindergarten children on a show-day. I am sure
-they enjoyed their performance as much as the audience did, for they
-never had to be told what to do, and seemed only too eager for their
-turn to come. The best of it all was that they were quite unconscious
-of the audience and appeared to do their tricks for the sake of the
-tricks themselves, and not for the applause which followed them. And
-then, after the usual programme of wicker cylinders, hoops, and balls
-was over, they all rushed off amid a furious scrattling of paws and
-filliping of tails and heels.
-
-While this was going on, we had been hearing from time to time a great
-sound, half-whine, half-rumbling guttural cough, that came from
-somewhere behind the exit from the cage. It was repeated at rapidly
-decreasing intervals, and grew lower in pitch until it ended in a short
-bass grunt. It sounded cruel and menacing, and when at its full volume
-the wood of the benches under us thrilled and vibrated.
-
-There was a little pause in the programme while the arena was cleared
-and new and much larger and heavier paraphernalia was set about, and a
-gentleman in a frock coat and a very shiny hat entered and announced
-"the world's greatest lion-tamer." Then he went away and the tamer came
-in and stood expectantly by the side of the entrance, there was another
-short wait and the band struck a long minor chord.
-
-And then they came in, one after the other, with long, crouching,
-lurching strides, not at all good-humouredly, like the dogs, or the
-elephant, or even the bear, but with low-hanging heads, surly, watchful,
-their eyes gleaming with the rage and hate that burned in their hearts
-and that they dared not vent. Their loose, yellow hides rolled and
-rippled over the great muscles as they moved, and the breath coming from
-their hot, half-open, mouths turned to steam as it struck the air.
-
-A huge, blue-painted see-saw was dragged out to the centre, and the
-tamer made a sharp sound of command. Slowly, and with twitching tails,
-two of them obeyed and clambering upon the balancing-board swung up and
-down, while the music played a see-saw waltz. And all the while their
-great eyes flamed with the detestation of the thing and their black
-upper lips curled away from their long fangs in protest of this hourly
-renewed humiliation and degradation.
-
-And one of the others, while waiting his turn to be whipped and bullied,
-sat up on his haunches and faced us and looked far away beyond us over
-the heads of the audience--over the continent and ocean, as it were--as
-though he saw something in that quarter that made him forget his present
-surroundings.
-
-"You grand old brute," muttered Toppan; and then he said: "Do you know
-what you would see if you were to look into his eyes now? You would see
-Africa, and unnamed mountains, and great stony stretches of desert, with
-hot blue shadows, and plains of salt, and lairs in the jungle-grass, and
-lurking places near the paths the steinbok make when they go down to
-water. But now he's hampered and caged--is there anything worse than a
-caged lion?--and kept from the life he loves and was made for"--just
-here the tamer spoke sharply to him, and his eyes and crest
-drooped--"and ruled over," concluded Toppan, "by some one who is not so
-great as he, who has spoiled what was best in him and has turned his
-powers to trivial, resultless uses--some one weaker than he, yet
-stronger. Ah, well, old brute, it was yours once, we will remember
-that."
-
-They wheeled out a clumsy velocipede, built expressly for him, and,
-while the lash whistled and snapped about him, the conquered king heaved
-himself upon it and went around and around the ring, while the band
-played a quick-step, the audience broke into applause, and the tamer
-smirked and bobbed his well-oiled head. I thought of Samson performing
-for the Philistines and Thusnelda at the triumph of Germanicus. The
-great beasts, grand though conquered, seemed to be the only dignified
-ones in the whole business. I hated the audience who saw their shame
-from behind iron bars; I hated myself for being one of them; and I hated
-the smug, sniggering tamer.
-
-This latter had been drawing out various stools and ladders, and now
-arranged the lions upon them so they should form a pyramid, with himself
-on top.
-
-Then he swung himself up among them, with his heels upon their necks,
-and, taking hold of the jaws of one, wrenched them apart with a great
-show of strength, turning his head to the audience so that all should
-see.
-
-And just then the electric light above him cackled harshly, guttered,
-dropped down to a pencil of dull red, then went out, and the place was
-absolutely dark.
-
-The band stopped abruptly with a discord, and there was an instant of
-silence. Then we heard the stools and ladders clattering as the lions
-leaped down, and straightway four pairs of lambent green spots burned
-out of the darkness and traveled swiftly about here and there, crossing
-and recrossing one another like the lights of steamers in a storm.
-Heretofore, the lions had been sluggish and inert; now they were aroused
-and alert in an instant, and we could hear the swift pad-pad of their
-heavy feet as they swung around the arena and the sound of their great
-bodies rubbing against the bars of the cage as one and the other passed
-nearer to us.
-
-I don't the think the audience at all appreciated the situation at
-first, for no one moved or seemed excited, and one shrill voice
-suggested that the band should play "When the electric lights go out."
-
-"Keep perfectly quiet, please!" called the tamer out of the darkness,
-and a certain peculiar ring in his voice was the first intimation of a
-possible danger.
-
-But Toppan knew; and as we heard the tamer fumbling for the catch of the
-gate, which he somehow could not loose in the darkness, he said, with a
-rising voice: "He wants to get that gate open pretty quick."
-
-But for their restless movements the lions were quiet; they uttered no
-sound, which was a bad sign. Blinking and dazed by the garish blue
-whiteness of a few moments before, they could see perfectly now where
-the tamer was blind.
-
-"Listen," said Toppan. Near to us, and on the inside of the cage, we
-could hear a sound as of some slender body being whisked back and forth
-over the surface of the floor. In an instant I guessed what it was; one
-of the lions was crouched there, whipping his sides with his tail.
-
-"When he stops that he'll spring," said Toppan, excitedly.
-
-"Bring a light, Jerry--quick!" came the tamer's voice.
-
-People were clambering to their feet by this time, talking loud, and we
-heard a woman cry out.
-
-"Please keep as quiet as possible, ladies and gentlemen!" cried the
-tamer; "it won't do to excite--"
-
-From the direction of the voice came the sound of a heavy fall and a
-crash that shook the iron gratings in their sockets.
-
-"He's got him!" shouted Toppan.
-
-And then what a scene! In that thick darkness every one sprang up,
-stumbling over the seats and over each other, all shouting and crying
-out, suddenly stricken with a panic fear of something they could not
-see. Inside the barred death-trap every lion suddenly gave tongue at
-once, until the air shook and sang in our ears. We could hear the great
-cats hurling themselves against the bars, and could see their eyes
-leaving brassy streaks against the darkness as they leaped. Two more
-sprang as the first had done toward that quarter of the cage from which
-came sounds of stamping and struggling, and then the tamer began to
-scream.
-
-I think that so long as I shall live I shall not forget the sound of the
-tamer's scream. He did not scream as a woman would have done, from the
-head, but from the chest, which sounded so much worse that I was sick
-from it in a second with that sickness that weakens one at the pit of
-the stomach and along the muscles at the back of the legs. He did not
-pause for a second. Every breath was a scream, and every scream was
-alike, and one heard through it all the long snarls of satisfied hate
-and revenge, muffled by the man's clothes and the _rip, rip_ of the
-cruel, blunt claws.
-
-Hearing it all in the dark, as we did, made it all the more dreadful. I
-think for a time I must have taken leave of my senses. I was ready to
-vomit for the sickness that was upon me, and I beat my hands raw upon
-the iron bars or clasped them over my ears, against the sounds of the
-dreadful thing that was doing behind them. I remember praying aloud
-that it might soon be over, so only those screams might be stopped.
-
-It seemed as though it had gone on for hours, when some men rushed in
-with a lantern and long, sharp irons. A hundred voices cried: "Here he
-is, over here!" and they ran around outside the cage and threw the light
-of the lantern on a place where a heap of grey, gold-laced clothes
-writhed and twisted beneath three great bulks of fulvous hide and
-bristling black mane.
-
-The irons were useless. The three furies dragged their prey out of
-their reach and crouched over it again and recommenced. No one dared to
-go into the cage, and still the man lived and struggled and screamed.
-
-I saw Toppan's fingers go to his mouth, and through that medley of
-dreadful noises there issued a sound that, sick as I was, made me shrink
-anew and close my eyes and teeth and shudder as though some cold slime
-had been poured through the hollow of my bones where the marrow should
-be. It was as the noise of the whistling of a fine whiplash, mingled
-with the whirr of a locust magnified a hundred times, and ended in an
-abrupt clacking noise thrice repeated.
-
-At once I remembered where I had heard it before, because, having once
-heard the hiss of an aroused and angry serpent, no child of Eve can ever
-forget it.
-
-The sound that now came from between Toppan's teeth and that filled the
-arena from wall to wall, was the sound that I had heard once before in
-the Paris Jardin des Plantes at feeding-time--the sound made by the
-great constrictors, when their huge bodies are looped and coiled like a
-_reata_ for the throw that never misses, that never relaxes, and that no
-beast of the field is built strong enough to withstand. All the filthy
-wickedness and abominable malice of the centuries since the Enemy first
-entered into that shape that crawls, was concentrated in that hoarse,
-whistling hiss--a hiss that was cold and piercing like an icicle-made
-sound. It was not loud, but had in it some sort of penetrating quality
-that cut through the waves of horrid sounds about us, as the
-snake-carved prow of a Viking galley might have cut its way through the
-tumbling eddies of a tide-rip.
-
-At the second repetition the lions paused. None better than they knew
-what was the meaning of that hiss. They had heard it before in their
-native hunting-grounds in the earlier days of summer, when the first
-heat lay close over all the jungle like the hollow of the palm of an
-angry god. Or if they themselves had not heard it, their sires before
-them had, and the fear of the thing bred into their bones suddenly
-leaped to life at the sound and gripped them and held them close.
-
-When for a third time the sound sung and shrilled in their ears, their
-heads drew between their shoulders, their great eyes grew small and
-glittering, the hackles rose, and stiffened on their backs, their tails
-drooped, and they backed slowly to the further side of the cage and
-cowered there, whining and beaten.
-
-Toppan wiped the sweat from the inside of his hands and went into the
-cage with the keepers and gathered up the panting, broken body, with its
-twitching fingers and dead, white face and ears, and carried it out. As
-they lifted it, the handful of pitiful medals dropped from the shredded
-grey coat and rattled down upon the floor. In the silence that had now
-succeeded, it was about the only sound one heard.
-
-
-As we sat that evening on the porch of Toppan's house, in a fashionable
-suburb of the city, he said, for the third time: "I had that trick from
-a Mpongwee headman," and added: "It was while I was at Victoria Falls,
-waiting to cross the Kalahari Desert."
-
-Then he continued, his eyes growing keener and his manner changing:
-"There is some interesting work to be done in that quarter by some one.
-You see, the Kalahari runs like this"--he drew the lines on the ground
-with his cane--"coming down in something like this shape from the Orange
-River to about the twentieth parallel south. The aneroid gives its
-average elevation about six hundred feet. I didn't cross it at the time,
-because we had sickness and the porters cut. But I made a lot of
-geological observations, and from these I have built up a theory that
-the Kalahari is no desert at all, but a big, well-watered plateau, with
-higher ground on the east and west. The tribes, too, thereabout call
-the place _Linoka-Noka_, and that's the Bantu for rivers upon rivers.
-They're nasty, though, these Bantu, and gave us a lot of trouble. They
-have a way of spitting little poisoned thorns into you unawares, and
-your tongue swells up and turns blue and your teeth fall out and--"
-
-His wife Victoria came out to us in evening dress.
-
-"Ah, Vic," said Toppan, jumping up, with a very sweet smile, "we were
-just talking about your paper-german next Tuesday, and _I_ think we
-might have some very pretty favours made out of white
-tissue-paper--roses and butterflies, you know."
-
-
-
-
- *"*_*This Animal of a Buldy Jones*_*"*
-
-
-We could always look for fine fighting at Julien's of a Monday morning,
-because at that time the model was posed for the week and we picked out
-the places from which to work. Of course the first ten of the
-_esquisse_ men had first choice. So, no matter how early you got up and
-how resolutely you held to your first row tabouret, chaps like Rounault,
-or Marioton, or the little Russian, whom we nicknamed "Choubersky," or
-Haushaulder, or the big American--"This Animal of a Buldy Jones"--all
-strong _esquisse_ men, could always chuck you out when they came, which
-they did about ten o'clock, when everything had quieted down. When two
-particularly big, quick-tempered, obstinate, and combative men try to
-occupy, simultaneously, a space twelve inches square, it gives rise to
-complications. We used to watch and wait for these fights (after we had
-been chucked out ourselves), and make things worse, and hasten the
-crises by getting upon the outskirts of the crowd that thronged about
-the disputants and shoving with all our mights. Then one of the
-disputants would be jostled rudely against the other, who would hit him
-in the face, and then there would be a wild hooroosh and a clatter of
-overturned easels and the flashing of whitened knuckles and glimpses of
-two fierce red faces over the shoulders of the crowd, and everything
-would be pleasant. Then, perhaps, you would see an allusion in the
-Paris edition of the next morning's "_Herald_" to "the brutal and
-lawless students."
-
-I remember particularly one fight--quite the best I ever saw at Julien's
-or elsewhere, for the matter of that. It was between Haushaulder and
-Gilet. Haushaulder was a Dane, and six feet two. Gilet was French, and
-had a waist like Virginie's. But Gilet had just come back from his
-three years' army service, and knew all about the savate. They squared
-off at each other, Gilet spitting like a cat, and Haushaulder grommelant
-under his mustache. "This Animal of a Buldy Jones," the big American,
-bellowed to separate them, for it really looked like a massacre. And
-then, all at once, Gilet spun around, bent over till his finger-tips
-touched the floor, and balancing on the toe, lashed out backwards with
-his leg at Haushaulder, like any cayuse. The heel of his boot caught the
-Dane on the point of the chin. An hour and forty minutes later, when
-Haushaulder recovered consciousness and tried to speak, we found that
-the tip of his tongue had been sliced off between his teeth as if by a
-pair of scissors. It was a really unfortunate affair, and the
-government very nearly closed the atelier because of it. But "This
-Animal of a Buldy Jones" gave us all his opinion of the savate, and
-announced that the next man who savated from any cause whatever "_aurait
-affaire avec lui, oui, avec lui, cre nom!_"
-
-Heavens! No one _aimerait avoir affaire avec cette animal de_ Buldy
-Jones. He was from Chicago (but, of course, he couldn't help that!),
-and was taller than even Haushaulder, and much broader. The desire for
-art had come upon him all of a sudden while he was studying law at
-Columbia. For "This Animal of a Buldy Jones" had gone into law after
-leaving Yale. Here we touch his great weakness. He was a Yale man!
-Why, he was prouder of that fact than he was of being an American, or
-even a Chicagoan--and that is saying much. Why, he couldn't talk of
-Yale without his face flushing. Why, Yale was almost more to him than
-his mother. I remember, at the students' ball at Bulliers, he got the
-Americans together, and with infinite trouble taught us all the Yale
-"yell", which he swore was a transcript from Aristophanes, and for three
-hours he gravely headed a procession that went the rounds of a hall
-howling "Brek! Kek! Kek! Kek! Co-ex!" and all the rest of it.
-
-More than that, "This Animal of a Buldy Jones" had pitched on his
-Varsity baseball nine. In his studio--quite the swellest in the
-Quarter, by the way--he had a collection of balls that he had pitched in
-match games at different times, and he used to show them to us
-reverently, and if we were his especial friends, would allow us to
-handle them. They were all written over with names and dates. He would
-explain them to us one by one.
-
-"This one," he would say, "I pitched in the Princeton game, and here's
-two I pitched in the Harvard game--hard game that--our catcher gave
-out--guess he couldn't hold me" (with a grin of pride), "and Harvard
-made it interesting for me until the fifth inning; then I made two men
-fan out one after the other, and then, just to show 'em what I could do,
-filled the bases, got three balls called on me, and then pitched two
-inshoots and an outcurve, just as hard as I could deliver. Printz of
-Harvard was at the bat. He struck at every one of them--and fanned out.
-Here's the ball I did it with. Yes, sir. Oh, I can pitch a ball all
-right."
-
-Now think of that! Here was this man, "This Animal of a Buldy Jones," a
-Beaux Arts man, one of the best colour and line men on our side, who had
-three _esquisses_ and five figures "on the wall" at Julien's (any Paris
-art student will know what that means), and yet the one thing he was
-proud of, the one thing he cared to be admired for, the one thing he
-loved to talk about, was the fact that he had pitched for the Yale
-'varsity baseball nine.
-
-All this by way of introduction.
-
-I wonder how many Julien men there are left who remember the _affaire_
-Camme? Plenty, I make no doubt, for the thing was a monumental
-character. I heard Roubault tell it at the "Dead Rat" just the other
-day. "Choubersky" wrote to "The Young Pretender" that he heard it away
-in the interior of Morocco, where he had gone to paint doorways, and
-Adler, who is now on the "Century" staff, says it's an old story among
-the illustrators. It has been bandied about so much that there is danger
-of its original form being lost. Wherefore it is time that it should be
-brought to print.
-
-Now Camme, be it understood, was a filthy little beast--a
-thorough-paced, blown-in-the-bottle blackguard with not enough
-self-respect to keep him sweet through a summer's day--a rogue, a
-bug--anything you like that is sufficiently insulting; besides all this,
-and perhaps because of it, he was a duelist. He loved to have a man
-slap his face--some huge, big-boned, big-hearted man, who knew no other
-weapons but his knuckles. Camme would send him his card the next day,
-with a message to the effect that it would give him great pleasure to
-try and kill the gentleman in question at a certain time and place.
-Then there would be a lot of palaver, and somehow the duel would never
-come off, and Camme's reputation as a duelist would go up another peg,
-and the rest of us--beastly little rapins that we were--would hold him
-in increased fear and increased horror, just as if he were a rattler in
-coil.
-
-Well, the row began one November morning--a Monday--and, of course, it
-was over the allotment of seats. Camme had calmly rubbed out the name
-of "This Animal of a Buldy Jones" from the floor, and had chalked his
-own in its place.
-
-Now, Bouguereau had placed the _esquisse_ of "This Animal of a Buldy
-Jones" fifth, the precedence over Camme.
-
-But Camme invented reasons for a different opinion, and presented them
-to the whole three ateliers at the top of his voice and with unclean
-allusions. We were all climbing up on the taller stools by this time,
-and Virginie, who was the model of the week, was making furtive signs at
-us to give the crowd a push, as was our custom.
-
-Camme was going on at a great rate.
-
-"_Ah, farceur! Ah, espece de volveur, crapaud, va; c'est a moi cette
-place la Saligaud va te prom'ner, va faire des copies au Louvre._"
-
-To be told to go and make copies in the Louvre was in our time the last
-insult. "This Animal of a Buldy Jones," this sometime Yale pitcher,
-towering above the little frog-like Frenchman, turned to the crowd, and
-said, in grave concern, his forehead puckered in great deliberation:
-
-"I do not know, precisely, that which it is necessary to do with this
-kind of a little toad of two legs. I do not know whether I should spank
-him or administer the good kick of the boot. I believe I shall give him
-the good kick of the boot. Hein!"
-
-He turned Camme around, held him at arm's length, and kicked him twice
-severely. Next day, of course, Camme sent his card, and four of us
-Americans went around to the studio of "This Animal of a Buldy Jones" to
-have a smoke-talk over it. Robinson was of the opinion to ignore the
-matter.
-
-"Now, we can't do that," said Adler; "these beastly continentals would
-misunderstand. Can you shoot, Buldy Jones?"
-
-"Only deer."
-
-"Fence?"
-
-"Not a little bit. Oh, let's go and punch the wadding out of him, and
-be done with it!"
-
-"No! No! He should be humiliated."
-
-"I tell you what--let's guy the thing."
-
-"Get up a fake duel and make him seem ridiculous."
-
-"You've got the choice of weapons, Buldy Jones."
-
-"Fight him with hat-pins."
-
-"Oh, let's go punch the wadding out of him--he makes me tired."
-
-"Horse" Wilson, who hadn't spoken, suddenly broke in with:
-
-"Now, listen to me, you other fellows. Let me fix this thing. Buldy
-Jones, I must be one of your seconds."
-
-"Soit!"
-
-"I'm going to Camme, and say like this: 'This Animal of a Buldy Jones'
-has the naming of weapons. He comes from a strange country, near the
-Mississippi, from a place called Shee-ka-go, and there it is not
-considered etiquette to fight either with a sword or pistol; it is too
-common. However, when it is necessary that balls should be exchanged in
-order to satisfy honour, a curious custom is resorted to. Balls are
-exchanged, but not from pistols. They are very terrible balls, large as
-an apple, and of adamantine hardness. 'This Animal of a Buldy Jones,'
-even now has a collection. No American gentleman of honour travels
-without them. He would gladly have you come and make first choice of a
-ball while he will select one from among those you leave. _Sur le
-terrain_, you will deliver these balls simultaneously toward each other,
-repeating till one or the other adversary drops. Then honour can be
-declared satisfied."
-
-"Yes, and do you suppose that Camme will listen to such tommy rot as
-that?" remarked "This Animal of a Buldy Jones." "I think I'd better
-just punch his head."
-
-"Listen to it? Of course he'll listen to it. You've no idea what
-curious ideas these continentals have of the American duel. You can't
-propose anything so absurd in the dueling line that they won't give it
-serious thought. And besides, if Camme won't fight this way we'll tell
-him that you will have a Mexican duel."
-
-"What's that?"
-
-"Tie your left wrists together, and fight with knives in your right
-hand. That'll scare the tar out of him."
-
-And it did. The seconds had a meeting at the cafe of the _Moulin
-Rouge_, and gave Camme's seconds the choice of the duel Yale or the duel
-Mexico. Camme had no wish to tie himself to a man with a knife in his
-hand, and his seconds came the next day and solemnly chose a league
-ball--one that had been used against the Havard nine.
-
-Will I--will any of us ever forget that duel? Camme and his people came
-upon the ground almost at the same time as we. It was behind the mill
-of Longchamps, of course. Roubault was one of Camme's seconds, and he
-carried the ball in a lacquered Japanese tobacco-jar--gingerly as if it
-were a bomb. We were quick getting to work. Camme and "This Animal of a
-Buldy Jones" were each to take his baseball in his hand, stand back to
-back, walk away from each other just the distance between the pitcher's
-box and the home plate (we had seen to that), turn on the word,
-and--deliver their balls.
-
-"How do you feel?" I whispered to our principal, as I passed the ball
-into his hands.
-
-"I feel just as if I was going into a match game, with the bleachers
-full to the top and the boys hitting her up for Yale. We ought to give
-the yell, y' know."
-
-"How's the ball?"
-
-"A bit soft and not quite round. Bernard of the Harvard nine hit the
-shape out of it in a drive over our left field, but it'll do all right."
-
-"This Animal of a Buldy Jones" bent and gathered up a bit of dirt,
-rubbed the ball in it, and ground it between his palms. The man's arms
-were veritable connecting-rods, and were strung with tendons like
-particularly well-seasoned rubber. I remembered what he said about few
-catchers being able to hold him, and I recalled the pads and masks and
-wadded gloves of a baseball game, and I began to feel nervous. If Camme
-was hit on the temple or over the heart--
-
-"Now, say, old man, go slow, you know. We don't want to fetch up in
-Mazas for this. By the way, what kind of ball are you going to give
-him? What's the curve?"
-
-"I don't know yet. Maybe I'll let him have an up-shoot. Never make up
-my mind till the last moment."
-
-"All ready, gentlemen!" said Roubault, coming up.
-
-Camme had removed coat, vest, and cravat. "This Animal of a Buldy Jones"
-stripped to a sleeveless undershirt. He spat on his hands, and rubbed a
-little more dirt on the ball.
-
-"Play ball!" he muttered.
-
-We set them back to back. On the word they paced from each other and
-paused. "This Animal of a Buldy Jones" shifted his ball to his right
-hand, and, holding it between his fingers, slowly raised both his arms
-high above his head and a little over one shoulder. With his toe he
-made a little depression in the soil, while he slowly turned the ball
-between his fingers.
-
-"Fire!" cried "Horse" Wilson.
-
-On the word "This Animal of a Buldy Jones" turned abruptly about on one
-foot, one leg came high off the ground till the knee nearly touched the
-chest--you know the movement and position well--the uncanny contortions
-of a pitcher about to deliver.
-
-Camme threw his ball overhand--bowled it as is done in cricket, and it
-went wide over our man's shoulder. Down came Buldy Jones' foot, and his
-arm shot forward with a tremendous jerk. Not till the very last moment
-did he glance at his adversary or measure the distance.
-
-"It is an in-curve!" exclaimed "Horse" Wilson in my ear.
-
-We could hear the ball whir as it left a grey blurred streak in the air.
-Camme made as if to dodge it with a short toss of head and neck--it was
-all he had time for--and the ball, faithful to the last twist of the
-pitcher's fingers, swerved sharply inward at the same moment and in the
-same direction.
-
-When we got to Camme and gathered him up, I veritably believed that the
-fellow had been done for. For he lay as he had fallen, straight as a
-ramrod and quite as stiff, and his eyes were winking like the shutter of
-a kinetoscope. But "This Animal of a Buldy Jones," who had seen
-prize-fighters knocked out by a single blow, said it was all right. An
-hour later Camme woke up and began to mumble in pain through his
-clenched teeth, for the ball, hitting him on the point of the chin, had
-dislocated his jaw.
-
-The heart-breaking part of the affair came afterward, when "This Animal
-of a Buldy Jones" kept us groping in the wet grass and underbrush until
-after dark looking for his confounded baseball, which had caromed off
-Camme's chin, and gone--no one knows where.
-
-We never found it.
-
-
-
-
- _*Dying Fires*_
-
-
-Young Overbeck's father was editor and proprietor of the county paper in
-Colfax, California, and the son, so soon as his high-school days were
-over, made his appearance in the office as his father's assistant. So
-abrupt was the transition that his diploma, which was to hang over the
-editorial desk, had not yet returned from the framer's, while the first
-copy that he was called on to edit was his own commencement oration on
-the philosophy of Dante. He had worn a white pique cravat and a cutaway
-coat on the occasion of its delivery, and the county commissioner, who
-was the guest of honour on the platform, had congratulated him as he
-handed him his sheepskin. For Overbeck was the youngest and the
-brightest member of his class.
-
-Colfax was a lively town in those days. The teaming from the valley
-over into the mining country on the other side of the Indian River was
-at its height then. Colfax was the headquarters of the business, and
-the teamsters--after the long pull up from the Indian River
-Canon--showed interest in an environment made up chiefly of saloons.
-
-Then there were the mining camps over by Iowa Hill, the Morning Star,
-the Big Dipper, and further on, up in the Gold Run country, the Little
-Providence. There was Dutch Flat, full of Mexican-Spanish girls and
-"breed" girls, where the dance-halls were of equal number with the bars.
-There was--a little way down the line--Clipper Gap, where the mountain
-ranches began, and where the mountain cow-boy lived up to the traditions
-of his kind.
-
-And this life, tumultuous, headstrong, vivid in colour, vigorous in
-action, was bound together by the railroad, which not only made a single
-community out of all that part of the east slope of the Sierras'
-foothills, but contributed its own life as well--the life of oilers,
-engineers, switchmen, eating-house waitresses and cashiers, "lady"
-operators, conductors, and the like.
-
-Of such a little world news-items are evolved--sometimes even
-scare-head, double-leaded descriptive articles--supplemented by
-interviews with sheriffs and ante-mortem statements. Good grist for a
-county paper; good opportunities for an unspoiled, observant,
-imaginative young fellow at the formative period of his life. Such was
-the time, such the environment, such the conditions that prevailed when
-young Overbeck, at the age of twenty-one, sat down to the writing of his
-first novel.
-
-He completed it in five months, and, though he did not know the fact
-then, the novel was good. It was not great--far from it, but it was not
-merely clever. Somehow, by a miracle of good fortune, young Overbeck
-had got started right at the very beginning. He had not been influenced
-by a fetich of his choice till his work was a mere replica of some other
-writer's. He was not literary. He had not much time for books. He
-lived in the midst of a strenuous, eager life, a little primal even yet;
-a life of passions that were often elemental in their simplicity and
-directness. His schooling and his newspaper work--it was he who must
-find or ferret out the news all along the line, from Penrhyn to Emigrant
-Gap--had taught him observation without--here was the miracle--dulling
-the edge of his sensitiveness. He saw, as those few, few people see who
-live close to life at the beginning of an epoch. He saw into the life
-and the heart beneath the life; the life and the heart of Bunt McBride,
-as with eight horses and much abjuration he negotiated a load of steel
-"stamps" up the sheer leap of the Indian Canon; he saw into the life and
-into the heart of Irma Tejada, who kept case for the faro players at
-Dutch Flat; he saw into the life and heart of Lizzie Toby, the
-biscuit-shooter in the railway eating-house, and into the life and heart
-of "Doc" Twitchel, who had degrees from Edinburgh and Leipsic, and who,
-for obscure reasons, chose to look after the measles, sprains and
-rheumatisms of the countryside.
-
-And, besides, there were others and still others, whom young Overbeck
-learned to know to the very heart's heart of them: blacksmiths,
-traveling peddlers, section-bosses, miners, horse-wranglers,
-cow-punchers, the stage-drivers, the storekeeper, the hotel-keeper, the
-ditch-tender, the prospector, the seamstress of the town, the
-postmistress, the schoolmistress, the poetess. Into the lives of these
-and the hearts of these young Overbeck saw, and the wonder of that sight
-so overpowered him that he had no thought and no care for other people's
-books. And he was only twenty-one! Only twenty-one, and yet he saw
-clearly into the great, complicated, confused human machine that clashed
-and jarred around him. Only twenty-one, and yet he read the enigma that
-men of fifty may alone hope to solve! Once in a great while this thing
-may happen--in such out of the way places as that country around Colfax
-in Placer County, California, where no outside influences have play,
-where books are few and misprized and the reading circle a thing
-unknown. From time to time such men are born, especially along the line
-of cleavage where the furthest skirmish line of civilisation thrusts and
-girds at the wilderness. A very few find their true profession before
-the fire is stamped out of them; of these few, fewer still have the
-force to make themselves heard. Of these last the majority die before
-they attain the faculty of making their message intelligible. Those
-that remain are the world's great men.
-
-At the time when his first little book was on its initial journey to the
-Eastern publishing houses, Overbeck was by no means a great man. The
-immaturity that was yet his, the lack of knowledge of his tools, clogged
-his work and befogged his vision. The smooth running of the cogs and the
-far-darting range of vision would come in the course of the next fifteen
-years of unrelenting persistence. The ordering and organising and
-controlling of his machine he could, with patience and by taking
-thought, accomplish for himself. The original impetus had come straight
-from the almighty gods. That impetus was young yet, feeble, yet, coming
-down from so far it was spent by the time it reached the earth--at
-Colfax, California. A touch now might divert it. Judge with what care
-such a thing should be nursed and watched; compared with the delicacy
-with which it unfolds, the opening of a rosebud is an abrupt explosion.
-Later on, such insight, such undeveloped genius may become a tremendous
-world-power, a thing to split a nation in twain as the axe cleaves the
-block. But at twenty-one, a whisper--and it takes flight; a touch--it
-withers; the lifting of a finger--it is gone.
-
-The same destiny that had allowed Overbeck to be born, and that thus far
-had watched over his course, must have inspired his choice, his very
-first choice, of a publisher, for the manuscript of "The Vision of Bunt
-McBride" went straight as a home-bound bird to the one man of all others
-who could understand the beginnings of genius and recognise the golden
-grain of truth in the chaff of unessentials. His name was Conant, and he
-accepted the manuscript by telegram.
-
-He did more than this, and one evening Overbeck stood on the steps of
-the post-office and opened a letter in his hand, and, looking up and
-off, saw the world transfigured. His chance had come. In half a year
-of time he had accomplished what other men--other young writers--strive
-for throughout the best years of their youth. He had been called to New
-York. Conant had offered him a minor place on his editorial staff.
-
-Overbeck reached the great city a fortnight later, and the cutaway coat
-and pique cravat--unworn since Commencement--served to fortify his
-courage at the first interview with the man who was to make him--so he
-believed--famous.
-
-Ah, the delights, the excitement, the inspiration of that day! Let
-those judge who have striven toward the Great City through years of
-deferred hope and heart-sinkings and sacrifice daily renewed. Overbeck's
-feet were set in those streets whose names had become legendary to his
-imagination. Public buildings and public squares familiar only through
-the weekly prints defiled before him like a pageant, but friendly for
-all that, inviting, even. But the vast conglomerate life that roared by
-his ears, like the systole and diastole of an almighty heart, was for a
-moment disquieting. Soon the human resemblance faded. It became as a
-machine infinitely huge, infinitely formidable. It challenged him with
-superb condescension.
-
-"I must down you," he muttered, as he made his way toward Conant's, "or
-you will down me." He saw it clearly. There was no other alternative.
-The young boy in his foolish finery of a Colfax tailor's make, with no
-weapons but such wits as the gods had given him, was pitted against the
-leviathan.
-
-There was no friend nearer than his native state on the other fringe of
-the continent. He was fearfully alone.
-
-But he was twenty-one. The wits that the gods had given him were good,
-and the fine fire that was within him, the radiant freshness of his
-nature, stirred and leaped to life at the challenge. Ah, he would win,
-he would win! And in his exuberance, the first dim consciousness of his
-power came to him. He could win, he had it in him; he began to see that
-now. That nameless power was his which would enable him to grip this
-monstrous life by the very throat, and bring it down on its knee before
-him to listen respectfully to what he had to say.
-
-The interview with Conant was no less exhilarating. It was in the
-reception-room of the great house that it took place, and while waiting
-for Conant to come in, Overbeck, his heart in his mouth, recognised, in
-the original drawings on the walls, picture after picture, signed by
-famous illustrators, that he had seen reproduced in Conant's magazine.
-
-Then Conant himself had appeared and shaken the young author's hand a
-long time, and had talked to him with the utmost kindness of his book,
-of his plans for the immediate future, of the work he would do in the
-editorial office and of the next novel he wished him to write.
-
-"We'll only need you here in the mornings," said the editor, "and you
-can put in your afternoons on your novel. Have you anything in mind as
-good as 'Bunt McBride'?"
-
-"I have a sort of notion for one," hazarded the young man; and Conant
-had demanded to hear it.
-
-Stammering, embarrassed, Overbeck outlined it.
-
-"I see, I see!" Conant commented. "Yes, there is a good story in that.
-Maybe Hastings will want to use it in the monthly. But we'll make a
-book of it, anyway, if you work it up as well as the McBride story."
-
-And so the young fellow made his first step in New York. The very next
-day he began his second novel.
-
-In the editorial office, where he spent his mornings reading proof and
-making up "front matter," he made the acquaintance of a middle-aged
-lady, named Miss Patten, who asked him to call on her, and later on
-introduced him into the "set" wherein she herself moved. The set called
-itself the "New Bohemians," and once a week met at Miss Patten's
-apartment up-town. In a month's time Overbeck was a fixture in "New
-Bohemia."
-
-It was made up of minor poets whose opportunity in life was the blank
-space on a magazine page below the end of an article; of men past their
-prime, who, because of an occasional story in a second-rate monthly,
-were considered to have "arrived"; of women who translated novels from
-the Italian and Hungarian; of decayed dramatists who could advance
-unimpeachable reasons for the non-production of their plays; of
-novelists whose books were declined by publishers because of
-professional jealousy on the part of the "readers," or whose ideas,
-stolen by false friends, had appeared in books that sold by the hundreds
-of thousands. In public the New Bohemians were fulsome in the praise of
-one another's productions. Did a sonnet called, perhaps, "A Cryptogram
-is Stella's Soul" appear in a current issue, they fell on it with eager
-eyes, learned it by heart and recited lines of it aloud; the conceit of
-the lover translating the cipher by the key of love was welcomed with
-transports of delight.
-
-"Ah, one of the most exquisitely delicate allegories I've ever heard,
-and so true--so 'in the tone'!"
-
-Did a certain one of the third-rate novelists, reading aloud from his
-unpublished manuscript, say of his heroine: "It was the native
-catholicity of his temperament that lent strength and depth to her
-innate womanliness," the phrase was snapped up on the instant.
-
-"How he understands women!"
-
-"Such _finesse_! More subtle than Henry James."
-
-"Paul Bourget has gone no further," said one of the critics of New
-Bohemia; "our limitations are determined less by our renunciations than
-by our sense of proportion in our conception of ethical standards."
-
-The set abased itself. "Wonderful, ah, how pitilessly you fathom our
-poor human nature!" New Bohemia saw colour in word effects. A poet
-read aloud:
-
- _The stalwart rain!_
- _Ah, the rush of down-toppling waters;_
- _The torrent!_
- _Merge of mist and musky air;_
- _The current_
- _Sweeps thwart my blinded sight again._
-
-
-"Ah!" exclaimed one of the audience, "see, see that bright green flash!"
-
-Thus in public. In private all was different. Walking home with one or
-another of the set, young Overbeck heard their confidences.
-
-"Keppler is a good fellow right enough, but, my goodness, he can't write
-verse!"
-
-"That thing of Miss Patten's to-night! Did you ever hear anything so
-unconvincing, so obvious? Poor old woman!"
-
-"I'm really sorry for Martens; awfully decent sort, but he never should
-try to write novels."
-
-By rapid degrees young Overbeck caught the lingo of the third-raters.
-He could talk about "tendencies" and the "influence of reactions." Such
-and such a writer had a "sense of form," another a "feeling for word
-effects." He knew all about "tones" and "notes" and "philistinisms."
-He could tell the difference between an allegory and a simile as far as
-he could see them. An anticlimax was the one unforgivable sin under
-heaven. A mixed metaphor made him wince, and a split infinitive hurt him
-like a blow.
-
-But the great word was "convincing." To say a book was convincing was
-to give positively the last verdict. To be "unconvincing" was to be
-shut out from the elect. If the New Bohemian decided that the last
-popular book was unconvincing, there was no appeal. The book was not to
-be mentioned in polite conversation.
-
-And the author of "The Vision of Bunt McBride," as yet new to the world
-as the day he was born, with all his eager ambition and quick
-sensitiveness, thought that all this was the real thing. He had never so
-much as seen literary people before. How could he know the difference?
-He honestly believed that New Bohemia was the true literary force of New
-York. He wrote home that the association with such people, thinkers,
-poets, philosophers, was an inspiration; that he had learned more in one
-week in their company than he had learned in Colfax in a whole year.
-
-Perhaps, too, it was the flattery he received that helped to carry
-Overbeck off his feet. The New Bohemians made a little lion of him when
-"Bunt McBride" reached its modest pinnacle of popularity. They kotowed
-to him, and toadied to him, and fagged and tooted for him, and spoke of
-his book as a masterpiece. They said he had succeeded where Kipling had
-ignominiously failed. They said there was more harmony of prose effects
-in one chapter of "Bunt McBride" than in everything that Bret Harte ever
-wrote. They told him he was a second Stevenson--only with more
-refinement.
-
-Then the women of the set, who were of those who did not write, who
-called themselves "mere dilettantes," but who "took an interest in young
-writers" and liked to influence their lives and works, began to flutter
-and buzz around him. They told him that they understood him; that they
-under stood his temperament; that they could see where his forte lay;
-and they undertook his education.
-
-There was in "The Vision of Bunt McBride" a certain sane and healthy
-animalism that hurt nobody, and that, no doubt, Overbeck, in later
-books, would modify. He had taken life as he found it to make his book;
-it was not his fault that the teamsters, biscuit-shooters and "breed"
-girls of the foothills were coarse in fibre. In his sincerity he could
-not do otherwise in his novel than paint life as he saw it. He had
-dealt with it honestly; he did not dab at the edge of the business; he
-had sent his fist straight through it.
-
-But the New Bohemians could not abide this.
-
-"Not so much _faroucherie_, you dear young Lochinvar!" they said. "Art
-must uplift. 'Look thou not down, but up toward uses of a cup';" and
-they supplemented the quotation by lines from Walter Peter, and read to
-him from Ruskin and Matthew Arnold.
-
-Ah, the spiritual was the great thing. We were here to make the world
-brighter and better for having lived in it. The passions of a waitress
-in a railway eating-house--how sordid the subject! Dear boy, look for
-the soul, strive to rise to higher planes! Tread upward; every book
-should leave a clean taste in the mouth, should tend to make one
-happier, should elevate, not debase.
-
-So by degrees Overbeck began to see his future in a different light. He
-began to think that he really had succeeded where Kipling had failed;
-that he really was Stevenson with more refinement, and that the one and
-only thing lacking in his work was soul. He believed that he must
-strive for the spiritual, and "let the ape and tiger die." The
-originality and unconventionally of his little book he came to regard as
-crudities.
-
-"Yes," he said one day to Miss Patten and a couple of his friends, "I
-have been re-reading my book of late. I can see its limitations--now.
-It has a lack of form; the tonality is a little false. It fails somehow
-to convince."
-
-Thus the first Winter passed. In the mornings Overbeck assiduously
-edited copy and made up front matter on the top floor of the Conant
-building. In the evenings he called on Miss Patten, or some other
-member of the set. Once a week, up-town, he fed fat on the literary
-delicatessen that New Bohemia provided. In the meantime, every
-afternoon, from luncheon-time till dark, he toiled on his second novel,
-"Renunciations." The environment of "Renunciations" was a far cry from
-Colfax, California. It was a city-bred story, with no fresher
-atmosphere than that of bought flowers. Its _dramatis personae_ were all
-of the leisure class, opera-goers, intriguers, riders of blood horses,
-certainly more refined than Lizzie Toby, biscuit-shooter, certainly more
-_spirituelle_ than Irma Tejada, case-keeper in Dog Omahone's faro joint,
-certainly more elegant than Bunt McBride, teamster of the Colfax Iowa
-Hill Freight Transportation Company.
-
-From time to time, as the novel progressed, he read it to the dilettante
-women whom he knew best among the New Bohemians. They advised him as to
-its development, and "influenced" its outcome and denouement.
-
-"I think you have found your _metier_, dear boy," said one of them, when
-"Renunciations" was nearly completed. "To portray the concrete--is it
-not a small achievement, sublimated journalese, nothing more? But to
-grasp abstractions, to analyse a woman's soul, to evoke the spiritual
-essence in humanity, as you have done in your ninth chapter of
-'Renunciations'--that is the true function of art. _Je vous fais mes
-compliments_. 'Renunciations' is a _chef-d'oeuvre_. Can't you see
-yourself what a stride you have made, how much broader your outlook has
-become, how much more catholic, since the days of 'Bunt McBride'?"
-
-To be sure, Overbeck could see it. Ah, he was growing, he was
-expanding. He was mounting higher planes. He was more--catholic.
-That, of all words, was the one to express his mood. Catholic, ah, yes,
-he was catholic!
-
-When "Renunciations" was finished he took the manuscript to Conant and
-waited a fortnight in an agony of suspense and repressed jubilation for
-the great man's verdict. He was all the more anxious to hear it
-because, every now and then, while writing the story,
-doubts--distressing, perplexing--had intruded. At times and all of a
-sudden, after days of the steadiest footing, the surest progress, the
-story--the whole set and trend of the affair--would seem, as it were, to
-escape from his control. Where once, in "Bunt McBride," he had gripped,
-he must now grope. What was it? He had been so sure of himself, with
-all the stimulus of new surroundings, the work in this second novel
-should have been all the easier. But the doubt would fade, and for
-weeks he would plough on, till again, and all unexpectedly, he would
-find himself in an agony of indecision as to the outcome of some vital
-pivotal episode of the story. Of two methods of treatment, both equally
-plausible, he could not say which was the true, which the false; and he
-must needs take, as it were, a leap in the dark--it was either that or
-abandoning the story, trusting to mere luck that he would, somehow, be
-carried through.
-
-A fortnight after he had delivered the manuscript to Conant he presented
-himself in the publisher's office.
-
-"I was just about to send for you," said Conant. "I finished your story
-last week."
-
-There was a pause. Overbeck settled himself comfortably in his chair,
-but his nails were cutting his palms.
-
-"Hastings has read it, too--and--well, frankly, Overbeck, we were
-disappointed."
-
-"Yes?" inquired Overbeck, calmly. "H'm--that's too b-bad."
-
-He could not hear, or at least could not understand, just what the
-publisher said next. Then, after a time that seemed immeasurably long,
-he caught the words:
-
-"It would not do you a bit of good, my boy, to have us publish it--it
-would harm you. There are a good many things I would lie about, but
-books are not included. This 'Renunciations' of yours is--is, why,
-confound it, Overbeck, it's foolishness."
-
-Overbeck went out and sat on a bench in a square near by, looking
-vacantly at a fountain as it rose and fell and rose again with an
-incessant cadenced splashing. Then he took himself home to his hall
-bedroom. He had brought the manuscript of his novel with him, and for a
-long time he sat at his table listlessly turning the leaves, confused,
-stupid, all but inert. The end, however, did not come suddenly. A few
-weeks later "Renunciations" was published, but not by Conant. It bore
-the imprint of an obscure firm in Boston. The covers were of limp
-dressed leather, olive green, and could be tied together by thongs, like
-a portfolio. The sale stopped after five hundred copies had been
-ordered, and the real critics, those who did not belong to New Bohemia,
-hardly so much as noticed the book.
-
-In the Autumn, when the third-raters had come back from their vacations,
-the "evenings" at Miss Patten's were resumed, and Overbeck hurried to
-the very first meeting. He wanted to talk it all over with them. In
-his chagrin and cruel disappointment he was hungry for some word of
-praise, of condolement. He wanted to be told again, even though he had
-begun to suspect many things, that he had succeeded where Kipling had
-failed, that he was Stevenson with more refinement.
-
-But the New Bohemians, the same women and fakirs and half-baked minor
-poets who had "influenced" him and had ruined him, could hardly find
-time to notice him now. The guest of the evening was a new little lion
-who had joined the set. A symbolist versifier who wrote over the
-pseudonym of de la Houssaye, with black, oily hair and long white hands;
-him the Bohemians thronged about in crowds as before they had thronged
-about Overbeck. Only once did any one of them pay attention to the
-latter. This was the woman who had nicknamed him "Young Lochinvar."
-Yes, she had read "Renunciations," a capital little thing, a little thin
-in parts, lacking in _finesse_. He must strive for his true medium of
-expression, his true note. Ah, art was long! Study of the new
-symbolists would help him. She would beg him to read Monsieur de la
-Houssaye's "The Monoliths." Such subtlety, such delicious word-chords!
-It could not fail to inspire him.
-
-Shouldered off, forgotten, the young fellow crept back to his little
-hall bedroom and sat down to think it over. There in the dark of the
-night his eyes were opened, and he saw, at last, what these people had
-done to him; saw the Great Mistake, and that he had wasted his
-substance.
-
-The golden apples, that had been his for the stretching of the hand, he
-had flung from him. Tricked, trapped, exploited, he had prostituted the
-great good thing that had been his by right divine, for the privilege of
-eating husks with swine. Now was the day of the mighty famine, and the
-starved and broken heart of him, crying out for help, found only a
-farrago of empty phrases.
-
-He tried to go back; he did in very fact go back to the mountains and
-the canons of the great Sierras. "He arose and went to his father,"
-and, with such sapped and broken strength as New Bohemia had left him,
-strove to wrest some wreckage from the dying fire.
-
-But the ashes were cold by now. The fire that the gods had allowed him
-to snatch, because he was humble and pure and clean and brave, had been
-stamped out beneath the feet of minor and dilettante poets, and now the
-gods guarded close the brands that yet remained on the altars.
-
-They may not be violated twice, those sacred fires. Once in a lifetime
-the very young and the pure in heart may see the shine of them and pluck
-a brand from the altar's edge. But, once possessed, it must be watched
-with a greater vigilance than even that of the gods, for its light will
-live only for him who snatched it first. Only for him that shields it,
-even with his life, from the contact of the world does it burst into a
-burning and a shining light. Let once the touch of alien fingers
-disturb it, and there remains only a little heap of bitter ashes.
-
-
-
-
- _*Grettir at Drangey*_
-
-
- *I*
-
- *HOW GRETTIR CAME TO THE ISLAND*
-
-
-A long slant of rain came from out the northwest, and much fog; and the
-sea, still swollen by the last of the winter gales--now two days
-gone--raced by the bows of their boat in great swells, quiet, huge.
-
-It was cold, and the wind, like a hound at fault, hunted along through
-the gorges between the wave heads, casting back and forth swiftly in
-bulging, sounding blasts that made an echo between the walls of water.
-At times the wind discovered the boat and leaped upon it suddenly with a
-gush of fierce noise, clutching at the sail and bearing it down as the
-dog bears down the young elk.
-
-The sky, a vast reach of broken grey, slid along close overhead,
-sometimes even dropping flat upon the sea, blotting the horizon and
-whirling about like geyser mist or the reek and smoke from the mouth of
-_jokuls_. Then, perhaps, out of the fog and out of the rain, suddenly
-great and fearful came towering and dipping a mighty berg, the waves
-breaking like surf about its base, spires of grey ice lifting skywards,
-all dripping and gashed and jagged; knobs and sharp ridges thrusting
-from under beneath the water, full of danger to ships. At such moments
-they must put the helm over quickly, sheering off from the colossus
-before it caught and trampled them.
-
-But no living thing did they see through all the day. Sea birds there
-were none; no porpoises played about the boat, no seals barked from
-surge to surge. There was nothing but the silent gallop of the waves,
-the flitting of the leaden sky, the uneven panting of the wind, and the
-rattle of the rain on the half-frozen sail. The sea was very lonely,
-barren, empty of all life.
-
-Towards the middle of the day, when Iceland lay far behind them,--a bar
-of black on the ocean's edge,--they were little by little aware of the
-roll and thunder of breakers, and the cries and calls of very many sea
-birds and--very faint--the bleating of sheep. The fog and the scud of
-rain and the spindrift that the wind whipped from off the wavetops shut
-out all sight beyond the cast of a spear. But they knew that they must
-be driving hard upon the island, and Grettir, from his place at the
-helm, bent himself to look under the curve of the sail. He called to
-Illugi, his brother, and to Noise, the thrall, who stood peering at the
-bows of the boat (their eyes made small to pierce the mist), to know if
-they saw aught of the island.
-
-"I see," answered Illugi, "only wrack and drift of wreck and streamers
-of kelp, but we are close upon it."
-
-Then all at once Grettir threw the boat up into the wind, and shouted
-aloud:
-
-"Look overhead! Quick! Above there! We are indeed close."
-
-And for all that the foot and mid-most part of the island were unseen
-because of the mist, there, far above them, between sea and sky,
-looming, as it were, out of heaven, rose suddenly the front of the
-cliff, rearing the forehead of it, high from out all that din of surf
-and swirl of mist and rain, bare to the buffet of storms, iron-strong,
-everlasting, a mighty rock.
-
-They lowered the sail and ran out the sweeps, and for an hour skirted
-the edge of the island searching for the landing-place, where the
-rope-ladder hung from the cliff's edge. When they had found it, they
-turned the nose of the boat landward, and, caught by the set of the
-surf, were drawn inwards, and at last flung up on the beaches.
-Waist-deep in the icy undertow, they ran the boat up and made her fast,
-rejoicing that they had won to land without ill-fortune.
-
-The wind for an instant tore in twain the veils of fog, and they saw the
-black cliff towering above them, as well as the ladder that hung from
-its summit clattering against the rock as the wind dashed it to and fro,
-and as they turned from the boat to look about them, lo, at their feet,
-stranded at make of the ebb, a great walrus, crushed between two
-ice-floes, lay dead, the rime of the frost encrusting its barbels.
-
-So Grettir Asmundson, called The Strong, outlawed throughout Iceland,
-came with his brother Illugi, and the thrall Noise, to live on the
-Island of Drangey.
-
-
- *II*
-
- *HOW GRETTIR AND ILLUGI HIS BROTHER KEPT THE ISLAND*
-
-
-On top of the cliff (to be reached only by climbing the rope-ladder)
-were sheep-walks, where the shepherds from the mainland kept their
-flocks. Grettir and Illugi took over these, for food and for the sake of
-their pelts which were to make them coverings. They built themselves a
-house out of the driftwood that came ashore at the foot of the cliff
-with every tide, and throughout the rest of the winter days lived in
-peace.
-
-But in the early spring a fisherman carried the news to the mainland
-that he had seen men on the top of Drangey, and that the ladder was up.
-
-Forthwith came the farmers and shepherds in their boats to know if such
-were the truth. They found, indeed, the ladder up, and after calling
-and shouting a long time time, brought the hero and his brother to the
-cliff's edge.
-
-"What now?" they cried. "Give a reckoning of our sheep. Is it peace or
-war between you and us? Why have you come to our island? Answer,
-Grettir--outlaw."
-
-"What I have, I hold," called Grettir. "Outlawed I am, indeed, and no
-man is there in all Iceland that dare help me to home or hiding. Mine
-is the Island of Drangey, and mine are the sheep and the goats."
-
-"Robber!" shouted the shepherds, "since when have you bought the island?
-Show the title."
-
-For answer Grettir drew his sword from its sheath, and held it high.
-
-"That is my title," he cried. "When that you shall take from me, the
-Island of Drangey is yours again."
-
-"At least render up our sheep," answered the shepherds.
-
-"What I have said, I have said!" cried Grettir, and with that he and
-Illugi drew back from the cliff's edge and were no more seen.
-
-The shepherds sailed back to the mainland, and could think of no way of
-ridding the island of Grettir and his brother.
-
-The summer waned, and finding themselves no further along than at the
-beginning, they struck hands with a certain Thorbjorn, called The Hook,
-and sold him their several claims.
-
-So it came about that Thorbjorn the Hook was also an enemy of Grettir,
-for he swore that foul or fair, ill or well, he would have the head of
-the hero, and the price that was upon it, as well as the sheepwalks and
-herds of Drangey.
-
-This Thorbjorn had an old foster-mother named Thurid, who, although the
-law of Christ had long since prevailed through all the country, still
-made witchcraft, and by this means promised The Hook that he should have
-the island, and with it the heads of Illugi and Grettir. She herself
-was a mumbling, fumbling carline of a sour spirit and fierce temper.
-Once when The Hook and his brother were at tail-game, she, looking over
-his shoulder, taunted him because he had made a bad move. On his
-answering in surly fashion, she caught up one of the pieces, and drove
-the tail of it so fiercely against his eye that the ball had started
-from the socket. He had sprung up with a mighty oath, and dealt her so
-strong a blow that she had taken to her bed a month, and thereafterward
-must walk with a stick. There was no love lost between the two.
-
-Meanwhile, Grettir and Illugi lived in peace upon the top of Drangey.
-Illugi was younger than the hero; a fine lad with yellow hair and blue
-eyes. The brothers loved each other, and could not walk or sit
-together, but that the arm of one was about the shoulder of the other.
-The lad knew very well that neither he nor Grettir would ever leave
-Drangey alive; but in spite of that he abode on the island, and was
-happy in the love and comradeship of his older brother. As for Grettir,
-hunted and hustled from Norway to Skaptar Jokul, he could trust Illugi
-only. The thrall Noise was meet for little but to gather driftwood to
-feed the fire. But Illugi, of all men in the world, Grettir had chosen
-to stay at his side in this, the last stand of his life, and to bear him
-company in the night when he waked and was afraid.
-
-For the weird that the Vampire had laid upon Grettir, when he had fought
-with him through the night at Thorhall-stead, lay heavy upon him. As
-the Vampire had said, his strength was never greater than at the moment
-when, spent and weary with the grapple, he had turned the monster under
-him; and, moreover, as the dead man had foretold, the eyes of him--the
-sightless, lightless dead eyes of him--grew out of the darkness in the
-late watches of the night, and stared at Grettir whichever way he
-turned.
-
-For a long time all went well with the two. Bleak though it was, the
-brothers grew to love the Island of Drangey. Not all the days were so
-bitter as the one that witnessed their arrival. Throughout the
-summer--when the daylight lengthened and lengthened, till at last the
-sun never set at all--the weather held fair. The crust of soil on the
-top of the great rock grew green and brilliant with gorse and moss and
-manzel-wursel. Blackberries flourished on southern exposures and in
-crevices between the bowlders, and wild thyme and heather bloomed and
-billowed in the sea wind.
-
-Day after day the brothers walked the edge of the cliff, making the
-rounds of the snares they had set for sea fowl. Day after day,
-descending to the beaches, they fished in the offing or with ready
-spears crept from rock to rock, stalking the great bull-walruses that
-made the land to sun themselves. Day after day in a cloudless sky the
-sun shone; day after day the sea, deep blue, coruscated and flashed in
-his light; day after day the wind blew free, the flowers spread, and the
-surf shouted hoarsely on the beaches, and the sea fowl clamoured, cried,
-and rose and fell in glinting hordes. The air was full of the fine,
-clean aroma of the ocean, even the perfume of the flowers was crossed
-with a tang of salt, and the seaweed at low tide threw off, under the
-heat of the sun, a warm, sweet redolence of its own.
-
-It was a brave life. They were no man's men. The lonely, rock-ribbed
-island, the grass, the growths of green, the blue sea, and the blessed
-sunlight were their friends, their helpers; they held what of the world
-they saw in fief. They made songs to the morning, and sang them on the
-cliff's edge, looking off over the sea beneath, standing on a point of
-rock, the wind in their faces, the taste of salt in their mouths, their
-long braids of yellow hair streaming from their foreheads.
-
-They made songs to their swords, and swung the ponderous blades in
-cadence as they sang--wild, unrhymed, metrical chants, monotonous,
-turning upon but few notes; savage songs, full of man-slayings and
-death-fights against great odds, shouted out in deep-toned, male voices,
-there, far above the world, on that airy, wind-swept, lonely rock. A
-brave life!
-
-The end they knew must come betimes. They were in nowise afraid. They
-made a song to their death--the song they would sing when they had
-turned Berserk in the crash of swords, when the great grey blades were
-rising and falling, death, like lightning, leaping from their edges;
-when shield rasped shield, and the spears sank home and wrenched out the
-life in a spurt of scarlet, and the massive axes rang upon helmet and
-hauberk, and men, heroes all, met death with a cheer, and went out into
-the Dark with a shout. A brave life!
-
-
- *III*
-
- *OF THE WEIRD OF THURID, FOSTER-MOTHER TO THORBJORN HOOK*
-
-
-Twice during that summer The Hook made attempts to secure the island.
-Once he sailed over to Drangey, and standing up in the prow of his boat
-near the beach, close by where the ladder hung, talked long with
-Grettir, who came to the rim of the cliff in answer to his shouts. He
-promised the Outlaw (so only that he would yield up the island) full
-possession of half the sheep that yet remained and a free passage in one
-of his ships to any port within fifty leagues. But the hero had but one
-answer to all persuadings.
-
-"Drangey is mine," he said. "There is no rede whereby you can get me
-hence. Here do I bide, whatso may come to hand, to the day of my death
-and my undoing," and The Hook must sail home in evil mind, gnawing his
-nails in his fury, and vowing that he would yet gain the island and lay
-Grettir to earth, and get the best out of the bad bargain he had made.
-
-Another time The Hook hired a man named Hoering, a great climber, to
-try, by night, to scale the hinder side of Drangey where the cliff was
-not so bold. But halfway up the man lost either his wits or his
-footing, for he fell dreadfully upon the rocks far below, and brake the
-neck of him, so that the spine drave through the skin.
-
-And after that, certainly Grettir and Illugi were let alone. The fame
-of them and of their seizure of Drangey and the blood feud between them
-and Thorbjorn, called The Hook, went wide through all that part of
-Iceland, and many the man that put off from the mainland and sailed to
-the island, just to hail the Outlaw, at the head of the ladder, and wish
-him well. Thus the summer and the next winter passed.
-
-At about the break-up of the winter night, The Hook began to importune
-his foster-mother, Thurid, that she should make good her promise as to
-the winning of Grettir. At last she said: "If you are to have my rede,
-I must have my will. Strike hands with my hand then, and swear to me to
-do those things that I shall say." And The Hook struck hands and sware
-the oath.
-
-Then, though he was loath to visit the island again, she bade him man an
-eight-oared boat and flit her out to Drangey.
-
-When they had reached the island, and after much shouting had brought
-Grettir and Illugi to the edge of the rock, Thorbjorn again renewed his
-offer, saying further that if there were now but few sheep left upon the
-island, he would add a bag of silver pennies to make the difference
-good.
-
-"Bootless be your quest," answered Grettir. "Wot this well. What I have
-said, I have said. My bones shall rot upon Drangey ere I set foot on
-other soil."
-
-But at his words the carline, who till now had sat huddled in rags and
-warps in the bow of the boat, stirred herself and screamed out:
-
-"An ill word for a fair offer. The wits are out of these men that they
-may not know the face of their good fortune, and upon an evil time have
-they put their weal from them. Now this I cast over thee, Grettir; that
-thou be left of all health and good-hap, all good heed and wisdom, and
-that the longer ye live the less shall be thy luck. Good hope have I,
-Grettir, that thy days of gladness shall be fewer in time to come than
-in time gone by."
-
-And at the words behold, Grettir the Strong, whose might no two men
-could master, staggered as though struck, and then a rage came upon him,
-and plucking up a stone from the earth, he flung it at the heap of rags
-in the boat, so that it fell upon the hag's leg and brake it.
-
-"An evil deed, brother," said Illugi. "Surely no good will come of
-that."
-
-"Nor none from the words of that hell-cat yonder," answered Grettir.
-"Not over-much were-gild were paid for us, though the price should be
-one carline's life."
-
-The Hook sailed back to the mainland after this, and sat at home while
-the leg of his foster-mother mended. But when she was able to walk
-again, she bade him lead her forth upon the shore. For a time she
-hobbled up and down till she had found a piece of driftwood to her
-liking. She turned over, now upon this side, now upon that, mumbling to
-herself the while, till The Hook, puzzled, said:
-
-"What work ye there, foster-mother?"
-
-"The bane of Grettir," answered the witch, and with that she crouched
-herself down by the log and cut runes upon it. Then she stood upright
-and walked backwards about the log, and went widdershins around it, and
-then, after carving more runes, bade Thorbjorn cast it into the sea.
-
-The Hook scoffed and jeered, but, mindful of his oath, set the log
-adrift. Now the flood tide made strongly at the time, and the wind set
-from off the ocean.
-
-"It will come to shore," he said.
-
-"Ay, that I hope," said the witch; "to the shore of Drangey."
-
-On the beaches, where the torn scum and froth of the waves shuddered and
-tumbled to and fro in the wind, The Hook and the old witch stood
-watching. Thrice the surf flung the log landward, thrice the undertow
-sucked it back. It was carried under the curve of a great hissing
-comber, disappeared, then rose dripping on the far side. The hag, bent
-upon her crutch, her toothless jaws fumbling and working, her gray hair
-streaming in the wind, fixed a glittering eye, malevolent, iniquitous,
-far out to sea where Drangey showed itself, a block of misty blue over
-the horizon's edge.
-
-"A strong spell for a strong man," she muttered, "and an ill curse for
-an evil deed. Blighted be the breasts that sucked ye, and black and
-bitter the bread ye cat. Look thou now, foster-son," she cried, raising
-her voice.
-
-The Hook crossed himself, and his head crouched fearfully between his
-shoulders. Under his bent brows the glance of him shot uneasily from
-side to side.
-
-"A bad business," he whispered, and he trembled as he spoke. For the
-log was riding the waves like a skiff, headed seawards, making way
-against tide and wind, veering now east, now west, but in the main
-working steadily toward Drangey. "A bad business, and peril of thy life
-is toward if the deed thou hast done this day be told of at Thingvalla."
-
-
- *IV*
-
- *THE NIGHT-FLITTING OF THORBJORN HOOK*
-
-
-By candle-lighting time that day the storm had reached such a pitch and
-so mighty was the fury and noise raging across the top of Drangey, that
-Grettir and Illugi must needs put their lips to one another's ears when
-they spoke. There was no rain as yet, and the wind that held straight as
-an arrow's flight over the ocean, had blown away all mists and clouds,
-so that the atmosphere was of an ominous clearness, and the coasts of
-Iceland showed livid white against the purple black of the sky.
-
-There were strange sounds about: the prolonged alarums of the gale;
-blast trumpeting to blast all through the hollow upper spaces of the
-air; the metallic slithering of the frozen grasses, writhing and
-tormented; the minute whistle of driving sand; the majestic diapason of
-the breakers, and the wild piping of bewildered sea-mews and black
-swans, as, helpless in the sudden gusts, they drove past, close overhead
-with slanted wings stretched tense and taut.
-
-Towards evening Grettir and Illugi regained the hut, their bodies bent
-and inclined against the wind. They bore between them the carcass of a
-slaughtered sheep, the last on the island, for by now they had killed
-and eaten all of the herd, with the exception of one old ram, whom they
-had spared because of his tameness. This one followed the brothers
-about like a dog, and each night came to the door of the hut and butted
-against it till he was allowed to come in.
-
-Earlier in the day Grettir, foreseeing that the weather would be hard,
-had sent Noise, the servant, to gather in a greater supply of drift.
-The thrall now met the brothers at the door of the hut, staggering under
-the weight of a great log. He threw his burden down at Grettir's feet
-and spoke surlily, for he was but little pleased with his lot:
-
-"There be that which I hold will warm you enough. Hew it now yourself,
-for I am spent with the toil of getting it in on such a night as this."
-
-But as Grettir heaved up the axe, Illugi sprang forward with a hand
-outstretched and a warning cry. He had glanced at the balk of drift,
-and had seen it to be one that Grettir had twice discarded, suspicious
-of the runes that he saw were cut into it. Even Noise had been warned
-and forbidden to bring it to the hut. Doubtless on this day the thrall
-had found it close by the foot of the ladder, and being too slothful and
-too ill-tempered to seek farther, had fetched it in despite of Grettir's
-commands.
-
-"Brother," cried Illugi, "have a heed what ye do!"
-
-But he spoke too late. Grettir hewed strong upon the balk, and the axe
-flipped from it and drave into his leg below the knee, so that the blade
-hung in the bone. Grettir flung down the axe, and staggered into the
-hut and sank upon the bed.
-
-"Ill-luck is to us-ward," he cried, "and now wot I well that my death is
-upon me. For no good thing was this drift-timber sent thrice to us.
-Noise, evilly hast thou done, and ill hast thou served us. Go now and
-draw the ladder, and let thy faithful service henceforth make good the
-ill-turn thou hast done me to-day." And with the words the brothers
-drove him out into the night.
-
-Grumbling, the thrall made his way to the ladder-head, and sat down
-cursing.
-
-"A fine life," he muttered, "hounded like a house-carle from dawn to
-dark. Because the son of Asmund swings awkwardly his axe and notches
-the skin of him, I must be driven from house and hearthstone on so hard
-a night as this. Draw the ladder! Ay, draw the ladder, says he. By
-God! it were no man's deed to risk whether he could win to the island in
-such a storm as this."
-
-For all that, he made at least one attempt to draw the ladder up. But
-it was heavy, and the wind, thrashing it to and fro, made it hard to
-manage. Noise soon gave over, and, out of spite refusing to return to
-the hut, drew his cloak over his head, and crawling in behind a bowlder
-addressed himself to sleep. He was awakened by a blow.
-
-He sprang up. The night was overcast; it had been raining; his cloak
-was drenched. Men were there; dark figures crowding together,
-whispering. There was a click and clash of steel, and against the pale
-blur of the sky, he saw, silhouetted, the moving head of a spear. Again
-some one struck him. He wrenched about terrified, and a score of hands
-gripped him close, while at his throat sprang the clutch of fingers
-iron-strong. Then a voice:
-
-"Fool, and son of a fool, and worse than a fool! It is I, Thorbjorn,
-called The Hook. Speak as he should speak who is nigh to death, true
-words and few words. What of Grettir?"
-
-"Sore bestead," Noise made shift to answer, through the grip upon his
-throat. "Crippled with his own axe as he hewed upon a log of firewood
-but this very day. Down upon his back he is, and none to stand at his
-side, when the need is on him, but the boy Illugi."
-
-"A log, say you?" whispered The Hook. Then turning to a comrade: "Mark
-you that, Hialfi Thinbeard."
-
-"A log cut with runes," insisted Noise.
-
-"Ay, with runes," repeated The Hook. "With runes, I say, Hialfi
-Thinbeard. My mind misgave me when the carline urged this flitting
-to-night, and only for my oath's sake I would have foregone it. But an
-old she-goat knows the shortest path to the byre. As for you"--he
-turned to Noise: "Grettir is mine enemy, and the feud of blood lies
-between us, but he deserves a better thrall than so foul a bird as
-thou."
-
-Thereat he gave the word, and his carles set upon Noise and beat him
-till no breath was left in his body. Then they bound him hand and foot,
-and dragged him behind a rock, and left him.
-
-Noise watched them as they drew to one side and whispered together.
-There were at least twenty of them. For a long moment they conferred
-together in low voices, while the wind shrilled fiercely in the cluster
-of their spear-blades. Then there was a movement. The group broke up.
-Silently and with cautious steps the dark figures of the men moved off
-in the direction of the hut. Twice, as The Hook gave the word, they
-halted to listen. Then they moved on again. They disappeared. A pebble
-clicked under foot, a sword struck faintly against a rock.
-
-There was no more sound. The rain urged by the wind held steadily
-across the top of the Island of Drangey. It wanted about three hours
-till dawn.
-
-
- *V*
-
- *OF THE MAN-SLAYING ON DRANGEY*
-
-
-In the hut, his head upon his brother's lap, Grettir lay tossing with
-pain. From the thigh down the leg was useless, and from the thigh down
-it throbbed with anguish, yet the Outlaw gave no sign of his sufferings,
-and even to speed the slow passing of the night had sung aloud.
-
-It was a song of the old days, when all men were friendly to him, when
-he was known as Grettir Asmundson and not Grettir the Outlaw; and as he
-sang, his mind went back through the years of all that wild, troubled
-life of his, and he remembered many things. Back again in the old home
-at Biarg, free and happy once more he saw himself as he should have
-been, head of his mother's household, his foot upon his own hearthstone,
-his head under his own rooftree. And there should be no more foes to
-fight, and no more hiding and night-riding; no noontime danger to be
-faced down; no enemies that struck in the dark to be baffled. And he
-would be free again; he would be among his fellows; he would touch the
-hand of friends, would know the companionship of brave and honest men
-and the love of good and honest women. Would it all be his again some
-day? Would the old, old times come back again? Would there ever be a
-home-coming for him? Fighter though he was, a hero and a warrior, and
-though battles and man-slayings more than he could count had been his
-portion, even though the shock of swords was music to him, there were
-other things that made life glad. The hand the sword-hilt had calloused
-could yet remember the touch of a maiden's fingers, and at times, such
-as this, strange thoughts grew with a strange murmuring in his brain.
-He was a young man yet; could he but make head against his enemies and
-his untoward fortune till the sentence of outlawry was overpassed, he
-might yet begin his life all new again. A wife should be his, and a son
-should be born to him--a little son to watch at play, to love, to
-cherish, to boast of, to be proud of, to laugh over, to weep over, to be
-held against that mighty breast of his, to be enfolded ever so gently in
-those mighty sword-scarred arms of his. Strange thoughts; strange,
-indeed, for a wounded outlaw, on that storm-swept, barren rock in the
-dark, dark hours before the dawn.
-
-"I think," said Grettir after a while, "that now I may sleep a little."
-
-Illugi made him comfortable upon the sheep-pelts, and put his rolled-up
-cloak under his head; then, when Grettir had closed his eyes, put a new
-log upon the fire and sat down nigh at hand.
-
-Long time the lad sat thus watching his brother's face as sleep smoothed
-from it the lines of pain; as the lips under the long, blond mustaches
-relaxed a little, and the frown went from the forehead.
-
-It was a kindly face, after all; none of the harshness in it, none of
-the fierceness in it that so bitter a life as his should have stamped it
-with--a kindly face, serious, grave even, the face of a big-hearted,
-generous fellow who bore no malice, who feared no evil, who uttered no
-complaint, and who looked fate fearless between the eyes.
-
-Something shocked heavily at the door of the hut, and the Outlaw stirred
-uneasily, and his blue eyes opened a little.
-
-"It is only the old ram, brother," said Illugi. "He butts hard to get
-in."
-
-"Hard and over hard," muttered Grettir, and as he spoke the door split
-in twain, and the firelight flashed upon the face of Thorbjorn Hook.
-
-Instantly Illugi was on his feet, his spear in hand. It had come at
-last, the end of everything. Fate at last was knocking at the door.
-Grettir was to fight the Last Fight there in that narrow hut, there on
-that night of storm, in the rain and under the scudding clouds.
-
-Behind him, as he stood facing the riven door and the men that were
-crowding into the doorway, he heard Grettir struggling to his feet. The
-fire flared and smoked in the wind, and the rain, as it swept in from
-without, hissed as it fell among the hot embers. From far down on the
-beaches came the booming of the surf.
-
-The onset hung poised. After that first splintering of the door The
-Hook and his men made no move. No man spoke. Illugi, his spear held
-ready, was a statue in the midst of the hut; Grettir, upon one knee,
-with his great sword in his fist, one hand holding by Illugi's belt, did
-not move. His eyes, steady, earnest, were upon those of The Hook, and
-the two men held each other's glances for a moment that seemed
-immeasurably long. Then at last:
-
-"Who showed thee the way hither?" said Grettir quietly.
-
-"God showed us the way," The Hook made answer.
-
-"Nay, nay, it was the hag, thy foster-mother."
-
-But the sound of voices broke the spell. In an instant the great
-fight--the fight that would be told of in Iceland for hundreds of years
-to come--burst suddenly forth like the bursting of a dyke. Illugi had
-leaped forward, and through the smoke of the weltering fire his
-spear-blade flashed, curving like the curving leap of a salmon in the
-rapids of the Jokulsa. There was a cry, a rush of many feet, a parting
-of the group in the doorway, and Hialti Thinbeard's hands shut their
-death-grip upon the shaft of Illugi's spear as the blade of it tore out
-between his shoulders.
-
-But now men were upon the roof--Karr, son of Karr, thrall of
-Tongue-stone, Vikaar and Haldarr of the household of Eirik of Good-dale,
-Hafr of Meadness in the Fleets and Thorwald of Hegra-ness--tearing away
-the thatch and thrusting madly downward with sword and spear. Illugi
-dropped the haft of the weapon that had slain Hialfi, and catching up
-another one, made as if to drive it through the hatch. But even as he
-did so the whole roof cracked and sagged; then it gave way at one
-corner, and Karr, son of Karr, fell headlong from above. Grettir caught
-him on his sword-point as he fell, and at the same moment The Hook drave
-a small boar-spear clean through Illugi's head.
-
-And from that moment all semblance of consecutive action was lost.
-Yelling, shouting, groaning, cursing, the men rushed together in one
-blurred and furious grapple. The wrecked hut collapsed, crashing upon
-their heads; the fire, kicked and trampled as the fight raged back and
-forth, caught the thatch and sheep-pelts, and flamed up fiercely in and
-around the combat. They fought literally in fire--in fire and thick
-smoke and driving rain. The arms that thrust with spear or hewed with
-sword rose and fell all ablaze. Those who fell, fell among hot coals
-and fought their fellows--their own friends--to make way that they might
-escape the torment.
-
-Twice Grettir, dying though he was, flung the fight from him and rose to
-his full height, a dreadful figure, alone for an instant, bloody,
-dripping, charred with ashes, half naked, his clothes all burning; and
-twice again they flung themselves upon him, and bore him down, so that
-he disappeared beneath their mass. And ever and again from out the
-swirl of the onset, from that unspeakable jam of men, mad with the
-battle-madness that was upon them, crawled out some horrid figure,
-staggering, gashed, and maimed, or even dying, done to death by the
-great Outlaw in the last fight of his life. Thorfin, Gamli's man, had
-both arms broken at the very shoulders; Krolf of Drontheim reeled back
-from the battle with a sword-thrust through his hip that made him go on
-crutches the rest of his life; Kolbein, churl of Svein, died two days
-later of a spear-thrust through the bowels; Ognund, Hakon's son, never
-was able to use his right arm after that night.
-
-Hardly a man of all the twenty that did not for all the rest of his life
-bear upon his body the marks of Grettir's death-fight. Still Grettir
-bore up. He had with one arm caught Thorir, The Hook's stoutest
-house-carle, around the throat, while his other arm, that wielded his
-sword, hewed and hewed and smote and thrust as though it would never
-tire. Even above the din of the others rose the clamour of Thorir's
-agony. Once again Grettir cleared a space around him, and stood with
-dripping sword, his left arm still crushing Thorir in that awful
-embrace. Thorir was weaponless, his face purple. No thought of battle
-was left in him, and frantic, he stretched out a hand to his fellows,
-his voice a wail:
-
-"Help me, Thorbjorn. He is killing me. For Christ's sake----"
-
-And Grettir's blade nailed the words within his throat. The wretch slid
-to the ground doubled in a heap, the blood gushing from his mouth.
-
-Then those that yet remained alive, drawn off a little, panting, spent,
-saw a terrible sight--the death of Grettir.
-
-For a moment in that flicker of fire he seemed to grow larger. Alone,
-unassailable, erect among those heaps of dead and dying enemies, his
-stature seemed as it were suddenly to increase. He towered above them,
-his head in swirls of smoke, the great bare shoulders gleaming with his
-blood, the long braids of yellow hair soaked with it. Awful, gigantic,
-suddenly a demi-god, he stood colossal, a man made more than human. The
-eyes of him fixed, wide open, looked out into the darkness above their
-heads, unwinking, unafraid--looked into the darkness and into the eyes
-of Death, unafraid, unshaken.
-
-There he stood already dead, yet still upon his feet, rigid as iron, his
-back unbent, his neck proud; while they cowered before him holding their
-breaths waiting, watching. Then, like a mighty pine tree, stiff,
-unbending, he swayed slowly forward. Stiff as a sword-blade the great
-body leaned over farther and farther; slowly at first, then with
-increased momentum inclined swiftly earthward. He fell, and they could
-believe that the crash of that fall shook the earth beneath their feet.
-He died as he would have wished to die, in battle, his harness on, his
-sword in his grip. He lay face downward amid the dead ashes of the
-trampled fire and moved no more.
-
-
-
-
- _*The Guest of Honour*_
-
-
- *PART ONE*
-
-
-The doctor shut and locked his desk drawer upon his memorandum book with
-his right hand, and extended the left to his friend Manning Verrill,
-with the remark:
-
-"Well, Manning, how are you?"
-
-"If I were well, Henry," answered Verrill gravely, "I would not be
-here."
-
-The doctor leaned back in his deep leather chair, and having carefully
-adjusted his glasses, tilted back his head, and looked at Verrill from
-beneath them. He waited for him to continue.
-
-"It's my nerves--I _suppose_," began Verrill. "Henry," he declared
-suddenly leaning forward, "Henry, I'm scared; that's what's the matter
-with me--I'm scared."
-
-"Scared," echoed the doctor, "What nonsense! What of?"
-
-"Scared of death, Henry," broke out Verrill, "scared _blue_!"
-
-"It is your nerves," murmured the doctor. "You need travel and a
-bromide, my boy. There's nothing the matter with you. Why, you're good
-for another forty years,--yes, or even for another fifty years. You're
-sound as a nut. You, to talk about death!"
-
-"I've seen thirty--twenty-nine I should say, twenty-nine of my best
-friends go."
-
-The doctor looked puzzled a moment; then--"Oh! you mean that club of
-yours," said he.
-
-"Yes," said Verrill, "Great heavens! to think that I should be the last
-man after all--well, one of us had to be the last. And that's where the
-trouble is, Henry. It's been growing on me for the last two years--ever
-since Curtice died. He was the twenty-sixth. And he died only a month
-before the Annual Dinner. Arnold, Brill, Steve--Steve Sharrett, you
-know, and I--just the four,--were left then; and we sat down to that big
-table alone; and when we came to the toast of 'The Absent Ones' ...
-Well, Henry, we were pretty solemn before we got through. And we knew
-that the choice of the last man,--who would face those thirty-one empty
-covers and open the bottle of wine that we all set aside at our first
-dinner, and drink 'The Absent Ones,'--was narrowing down pretty fine.
-
-"Next year there were only Arnold and Steve, and myself left.
-Brill--well you know all about his death. The three of us got through
-dinner somehow. The year after that we were still three, and even the
-year after that. Then poor old Steve went down with the _Dreibund_ in
-the bay of Biscay, and four months afterward Arnold and I sat down to
-the table at the Annual, alone. I'm not going to forget that evening in
-a hurry. Why, Henry--oh! never mind. Then--"
-
-"Well," prompted the doctor as his friend paused:
-
-"Arnold died three months ago. And the day of our Annual--I mean
-my--the club's," Verrill changed his position. "The date of the dinner,
-the Annual Dinner, is next month, and I'm the only one left."
-
-"And, of course, you'll not go," declared the doctor.
-
-"Oh, yes," said Verrill. "Yes, I will go, of course. But--" He shook
-his head with a long sigh. "When the Last Man Club was organised," he
-went on, "in '68, we were all more or less young. It was a great idea,
-at least I felt that way about it, but I didn't believe that thirty
-young men would persist in anything--of that sort very long. But no
-member of the club died for the first five years, and the club met every
-year and had its dinner without much thought of--of consequences, and of
-the inevitable. We met just to be sociable."
-
-"Hold on," interrupted the doctor, "you are speaking now of thirty. A
-while ago you said thirty-one."
-
-"Yes, I know," assented Verrill, "There were thirty in the club, but we
-always placed an extra cover--for--for the Guest of Honour."
-
-The doctor made a movement of impatience. Then in a moment, "Well," he
-said, resignedly, "go on."
-
-"That's about the essentials," answered Verrill. "The first death was in
-'73. And from that year on the vacant places at the table have steadily
-increased. Little by little the original bravado of the thing dropped
-out of it all for me; and of late years--well I have told you how it is.
-I've seen so many of them die, and die so fast, so regularly--one a year
-you might say,--that I've kept saying 'who next, who next, who's to go
-this year?' ... And as they went, one by one, and still I was left ... I
-tell you, Henry, the suspense was, ... the suspense is ... You see I'm
-the last now, and ever since Curtice died, I've felt this thing weighing
-on me. _By God, Henry, I'm afraid; I'm afraid of Death! It's
-horrible!_ It's as though I were on the list of 'condemned' and were
-listening to hear my name called every minute."
-
-"Well, so are all of us, if you come to that," observed the doctor.
-
-"Oh, I know, I know," cried Verrill, "it is morbid and all that. But
-that don't help me any. Can you imagine me one month from to-morrow
-night. Think now. I'm alone, absolutely, and there is the long empty
-table, with the thirty places set, and the extra place, and those places
-are where all my old friends used to sit. And at twelve I get up and
-give first 'The Absent Ones,' and then 'The Guest of the Evening.' I
-gave those toasts last year, but there were two of us, then, and the
-year before there were three. But ever since Curtice died and we were
-narrowed down to four, this thing has been weighing on me--this idea of
-death, and I've conceived a horror of it--a--a dread. And now I am the
-last. I had no idea this would ever happen to me; or if it did, that it
-would be like this. I'm shaken, Henry, shaken. I've not slept for three
-nights. So I've come to you. You must help me."
-
-"So I will, by advising you. You give up the idiocy. Cut out the
-dinner this year; yes, and for always."
-
-"You don't understand," replied Verrill, calmly. "It is impossible. I
-could not keep away. I _must_ be there."
-
-"But it's simple lunacy," expostulated the doctor. "Man, you've worked
-upon your nerves over this fool club and dinner, till I won't be
-responsible for you if you carry out this notion. Come, promise me you
-will take the train for, say Florida, tomorrow, and _I'll_ give you
-stuff that will make you sleep. St. Augustine is heaven at this time of
-year, and I hear the tarpon have come in. Shall--"
-
-Verrill shook his head.
-
-"You don't understand," he repeated. "You simply don't understand. No,
-I shall go to the dinner. But of course I'm--I'm nervous--a little. Did
-I say I was scared? I didn't mean that. Oh, I'm all right; I just want
-you to prescribe for me, something for the nerves. Henry, death is a
-terrible thing,--to see 'em all struck down, twenty-nine of
-'em--splendid boys. Henry, I'm not a coward. There's a difference
-between cowardice and fear. For hours last night I was trying to work
-it out. Cowardice--that's just turning tail and running; but I shall go
-through that Annual Dinner, and that's ordeal enough, believe me. But
-fear,--it's just death in the abstract that unmans me. _That's_ the
-thing to fear. To think that we all go along living and working and
-fussing from day to day, when we _know_ that this great Monster, this
-Horror, is walking up and down the streets, and that sooner or later
-he'll catch us,--that we can't escape. Isn't it the greatest curse in
-the world! We're so used to it we don't realise the Thing. But suppose
-one could eliminate the Monster altogether. _Then_ we'd realise how
-sweet life was, and we'd look back at the old days with horror--just as
-I do now."
-
-"Oh, but this is rubbish," cried the doctor, "simple drivel. Manning,
-I'm ashamed of you. I'll prescribe for you, I suppose I've got to. But
-a good rough fishing-and-hunting-trip would do more for you than a
-gallon of drugs. If you won't go to Florida, get out of town, if it's
-only over Sunday. Here's your prescription, and _do_ take a
-Friday-to-Monday trip. Tramp in the woods, get tired, and _don't go to
-that dinner_!"
-
-"You don't understand," repeated Verrill, as the two stood up. He put
-the prescription into his pocket-book. "You don't understand. I
-couldn't keep away. It's a duty, and besides--well I couldn't make you
-see. Good-by. This stuff will make me sleep, eh? And do my nerves
-good, too, you say? I see. I'll come back to you if it don't work.
-Good-by again. _This_ door, is it? Not through the waiting-room, eh?
-Yes, I remember.... Henry, did you ever--did you ever face death
-yourself--I mean--"
-
-"Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense," cried the doctor. But Verrill persisted.
-His back to the closed door, he continued:
-
-"_I_ did. _I_ faced death once,--so you see I should know. It was when
-I was a lad of twenty. My father had a line of New Orleans packets and
-I often used to make the trip as super-cargo. One October day we were
-caught in the equinox off Hatteras, and before we knew it we were
-wondering if she would last another half-hour. Along in the afternoon
-there came a sea aboard, and caught me unawares. I lost my hold and
-felt myself going, going.... I was sure for ten seconds that it was the
-end,--_and I saw death then, face to face_!
-
-"And I've never forgotten it. I've only to shut my eyes to see it all,
-hear it all--the naked spars rocking against the grey-blue of the sky,
-the wrench and creak of the ship, the threshing of rope ends, the
-wilderness of pale-green water, the sound of rain and scud.... No, no,
-I'll not forget it. And death was a horrid specter in that glimpse I got
-of him. I--I don't care to see him again. Well, good-by once more."
-
-"Good-by, Manning, and believe me, this is all hypochondria. Go and
-catch fish. Go shoot something, and in twenty-four hours you'll believe
-there's no such thing as death."
-
-The door closed. Verrill was gone.
-
-
- *PART TWO*
-
-
-The banquet hall was in the top story of one of the loftiest
-sky-scrapers of the city. Along the eastern wall was a row of windows
-reaching from ceiling to floor, and as the extreme height of the
-building made it unnecessary to draw the curtains whoever was at the
-table could look out and over the entire city in that direction. Thus
-it was that Manning Verrill, on a certain night some four weeks after
-his interview with the doctor, sat there at his walnuts and black coffee
-and, absorbed, abstracted, looked out over the panorama beneath him,
-where the Life of a great nation centered and throbbed.
-
-To the unenlightened the hall would have presented a strange spectacle.
-Down its center extended the long table. The chairs were drawn up, the
-covers laid. But the chairs were empty, the covers untouched; and but
-for the presence of the one man the hall was empty, deserted.
-
-At the head of the table Verrill, in evening dress, a gardenia in his
-lapel, his napkin across his lap, an unlighted cigar in his fingers, sat
-motionless, looking out over the city with unseeing eyes. Of thirty
-places around the table, none was distinctive, none varied. But at
-Verrill's right hand the thirty-first place, the place of honour,
-differed from all the rest. The chair was large, massive. The oak of
-which it was made was black, while instead of the usual array of silver
-and porcelain, one saw but two vessels,--an unopened bottle of wine and
-a large silver cup heavily chased.
-
-From far below in the city's streets eleven o'clock struck. The sounds
-broke in upon Verrill's reverie and he stirred, glanced about the room
-and then, rising, went to the window and stood there for some time
-looking out.
-
-At his feet, far beneath lay the city, twinkling with lights. In the
-business quarter all was dark, but from the district of theatres and
-restaurants there arose a glare into the night, ruddy, vibrating, with
-here and there a ganglion of electric bulbs upon a "fire sign"
-emphasising itself in a whiter radiance. Cable-cars and cabs threaded
-the streets with little starring eyes of coloured lights, while
-underneath all this blur of illumination, the people, debouching from
-the theatres, filled the sidewalks with tiny ant-like swarms, minute,
-bustling.
-
-Farther on in the residence district, occasional lighted windows watched
-with the street-lamps gazing blankly into the darkness. In particular
-one house was all ablaze. Every window glowed. No doubt a great
-festivity was in progress and Verrill could almost fancy that he heard
-the strains of the music, the rustle of the silks.
-
-Then nearer at hand, but more to the eastward, where the office
-buildings rose in tower-like clusters and somber groups, Verrill could
-see a vista of open water--the harbour. Lights were moving here, green
-and red, as the great hoarse-voiced freighters stood out with the tide.
-
-And beyond this was the sea itself, and more lights, very, very faint
-where the ships rolled leisurely in the ground swells; ships bound to
-and from all ports of the earth,--ships that united the nations, that
-brought the whole world of living men under the view of the lonely
-watcher in the empty Banquet Hall.
-
-Verrill raised the window. At once a subdued murmur, prolonged,
-monotonous,--the same murmur as that which disengages itself from
-forests, from the sea, and from sleeping armies,--rose to meet him. It
-was the mingling of all the night noises into one great note that came
-simultaneously from all quarters of the horizon, infinitely vast,
-infinitely deep,--a steady diapason strain like the undermost bourdon of
-a great organ as the wind begins to thrill the pipes.
-
-It was the stir of life, the breathing of the Colossus, the push of the
-nethermost basic force, old as the world, wide as the world, the murmur
-of the primeval energy, coeval with the centuries, blood-brother to that
-spirit which in the brooding darkness before creation, moved upon the
-face of the waters.
-
-And besides this, as Verrill stood there looking out, the night wind
-brought to him, along with the taint of the sea, the odour of the
-heaped-up fruit in the city's markets and even the suggestion of the
-vegetable gardens in the suburbs.
-
-Across his face, like the passing of a long breath, he felt the abrupt
-sensation of life, indestructible, persistent.
-
-But absorbed in other things, Verrill, unmoved, and only dimly
-comprehending, closed the window and turned back into the room. At his
-place stood an unopened bottle and a glass as yet dry. He removed the
-foil from the neck of the bottle, but after looking at his watch, set it
-down again without drawing the cork. It lacked some fifteen minutes to
-midnight.
-
-Once again, as he had already done so many times that evening, Verrill
-wiped the moisture from his forehead. He shut his teeth against the
-slow thick labouring of his heart. He was alone. The sense of
-isolation, of abandonment, weighed down upon him intolerably as he
-looked up and down the the empty table. Alone, alone; all the rest were
-gone, and he stood there, in the solitude of that midnight; he, last of
-all that company whom he had known and loved. Over and over again he
-muttered:
-
-"All, all are gone, the old familiar faces." Then slowly Verrill began
-to make the circuit of the table, reading, as if from a roll call, the
-names written on the cards which lay upon the place-plates. "Anderson,
-... Evans, ... Copeland,--dear old 'crooked-face' Copeland, his camp
-companion in those Maine fishing-trips of the old days, dead now these
-ten years.... Stryker,--'Buff' Stryker they had called him, dead,--he
-had forgotten how long,--drowned in his yacht off the Massachusetts
-coast; Harris, died of typhoid somewhere in Italy; Dick Herndon, killed
-in a mine accident in Mexico; Rice, old 'Whitey Rice' a suicide in a
-California cattle town; Curtice, carried off by fever in Durban, South
-Africa." Thus around the whole table he moved, telling the bead-roll of
-death, following in the footsteps of the Monster who never relented, who
-never tired, who never, never,--never forgot.
-
-His own turn would come some day. Verrill, sunken into his chair, put
-his hands over his eyes. Yes his own turn would come. There was no
-escape. That dreadful face would rise again before his eyes. He would
-bow his back to the scourge of nations, he would roll helpless beneath
-the wheels of the great car. How to face that prospect with fortitude!
-How to look into those terrible grey eyes with calm! Oh, the terror of
-that gorgon face, oh, the horror of those sightless, lightless grey
-eyes!
-
-But suddenly midnight struck. He heard the strokes come booming upward
-from the city streets. His vigil was all but over.
-
-Verrill opened the bottle of wine, breaking the seal that had been
-affixed to the cork on the night of the first meeting of the club.
-Filling his glass, he rose in his place. His eyes swept the table, and
-while for the last time the memories came thronging back, his lips
-formed the words:
-
-"To the Absent Ones: to you, Curtice, Anderson, Brill, to you, Copeland,
-to you, Stryker, to you, Arnold, to you all, my old comrades, all you
-old familiar faces who are absent to-night."
-
-He emptied the glass, but immediately filled it again. The last toast
-was to be drunk, the last of all. Verrill, the glass raised,
-straightened himself.
-
-But even as he stood there, glass in hand, he shivered slightly. He
-made note of it for the moment, yet his emotions had so shaken him
-during all that evening that he could well understand the little shudder
-that passed over him for a moment.
-
-But he caught himself glancing at the windows. All were shut. The doors
-of the hall were closed, the flames of the chandeliers were steady.
-Whence came then this certain sense of coolness that so suddenly had
-invaded the air? The coolness was not disagreeable, but none the less
-the temperature of the room had been lowered, at least so he could
-fancy. Yet already he was dismissing the matter from his mind. No
-doubt the weather had changed suddenly.
-
-In the next second, however, another peculiar circumstance forced itself
-upon his attention. The stillness of the Banquet Hall, placed as it
-was, at the top of one of the highest buildings in the city was no
-matter of comment to Verrill. He was long since familiar with it. But
-for all that, even through the closed windows, and through the medium of
-steel and brick and marble that composed the building the indefinite
-murmur of the city's streets had always made itself felt in the hall.
-It was faint, yet it was distinct. That bourdon of life to which he had
-listened that very evening was not wholly to be shut out, yet now, even
-in this supreme moment of the occasion it was impossible for Verrill to
-ignore the fancy that an unusual stillness had all at once widened about
-him, like the widening of unseen ripples. There was not a sound, and he
-told himself that stillness such as this was only the portion of the
-deaf. No faintest tremor of noise rose from the streets. The vast
-building itself had suddenly grown as soundless as the unplumbed depth
-of the sea. But Verrill shook himself; all evening fancies such as
-these had besieged him, even now they were prolonging the ordeal. Once
-this last toast drunk and he was released from his duty: He raised his
-glass again, and then in a loud clear voice he said:
-
-"_Gentlemen, I give you the toast of the evening._" And as he emptied
-the glass, a quick, light footstep sounded in the corridor outside the
-door.
-
-Verrill looked up in great annoyance. The corridor led to but one
-place, the door of the Banquet Hall, and any one coming down the
-corridor at so brisk a pace could have but one intention--that of
-entering the hall. Verrill frowned at the idea of an intruder. His
-orders had been of the strictest. That a stranger should thrust himself
-upon his company at this of all moments was exasperating.
-
-But the footsteps drew nearer, and as Verrill stood frowning at the door
-at the far end of the hall, it opened.
-
-A gentleman came in, closed the door, behind him, and faced about.
-Verrill scrutinised him with an intent eye.
-
-He was faultlessly dressed, and just by his manner of carrying himself
-in his evening clothes Verrill knew that here was breeding, distinction.
-The newcomer was tall, slim. Also he was young; Verrill, though he
-could not have placed his age with any degree of accuracy, would none
-the less have disposed of the question by setting him down as a young
-man. But Verrill further observed that the gentleman was very pale,
-even his lips lacked colour. However, as he looked closer, he
-discovered that this pallor was hardly the result of any present
-emotion, but was rather constitutional.
-
-There was a moment's silence as the two looked at each other the length
-of the Hall; then with a peculiarly pleasant smile the stranger came
-forward drawing off his white glove and extending his hand. He seemed so
-at home, so perfectly at his ease, and at the same time so much of what
-Verrill was wont to call a "thoroughbred fellow" that the latter found
-it impossible to cherish any resentment. He preferred to believe that
-the stranger had made some readily explained mistake which would be
-rectified in their first spoken words. Thus it was that he was all the
-more non-plussed when the stranger took him by the hand with words:
-"This is Mr. Manning Verrill, of course. I am very glad to meet you
-again, sir. Two such as you and I who have once been so intimate,
-should never forget each other."
-
-Verrill had it upon his lips to inform the other that he had something
-the advantage of him; but at the last moment he was unable to utter the
-words. The newcomer's pleasure in the meeting was so hearty, so
-spontaneous, that he could not quite bring himself to jeopardise it--at
-the outset at least--by a confession of implied unfriendliness; so
-instead he clumsily assumed the other's manner, and, though deeply
-perplexed, managed to attain a certain heartiness as he exclaimed: "But
-you have come very late. I have already dined, and by the way, let me
-explain why you find me here alone, in a deserted Banquet Hall with
-covers laid for so many."
-
-"Indeed, you need not explain," replied the stranger. "I am a member of
-your club, you know."
-
-A member of the club, this total stranger! Verrill could not hide a
-frown of renewed perplexity; surely this face was not one of any friend
-he ever had. "A charter member, you might say," the other continued;
-"but singularly enough, I have never been able to attend one of the
-meetings until now. Of us all I think I have been the busiest--and the
-one most widely traveled. Such must be my excuses."
-
-At the moment an explanation occurred to Verrill. It was within the
-range of the possible that the newcomer was an old member of the club,
-some sojourner in a foreign country, whose death had been falsely
-reported. Possibly Verrill had lost track of him. It was not always
-easy to "place" at once every one of the thirty. The two sat down, but
-almost immediately Verrill exclaimed:
-
-"Pardon me, but--that chair. The omen would be so portentous! You have
-taken the wrong place. You who are a member of the club! You must
-remember that we reserved that chair--the one you are occupying."
-
-But the stranger smiled calmly.
-
-"I defy augury, and I snap my fingers at the portent. Here is my place
-and here I choose to remain."
-
-"As you will," answered Verrill, "but it is a singular choice. It is
-not conducive to appetite."
-
-"My dear Verrill," answered the other, "I shall not dine, if you will
-permit me to say so. It is very late and my time is limited. I can
-stay but a short while at best. I have much to do to-night after I
-leave you,--much good I hope, much good. For which," he added rather
-sadly, "I shall receive no thanks, only abuse, only abuse, my dear
-Verrill." Verrill was only half listening. He was looking at the
-other's face, and as he looked, he wondered; for the brow was of the
-kind fitted for crowns, and from beneath glowed the glance of a King.
-The mouth seemed to have been shaped by the utterance of the commands of
-Empire. The whole face was astonishing, full of power tempered by a
-great kindliness. Verrill could not keep his gaze from those wonderful,
-calm grey eyes. Who was this extraordinary man met under such strange
-circumstances, alone and in the night, in the midst of so many dead
-memories, and surrounded by that inexplicable stillness, that sudden,
-profound peace? And what was the subtle magnetism that upon sight, drew
-him so powerfully to the stranger? Kingly he was, but Verrill seemed to
-feel that he was more than that. He was--could be--a friend, such a
-friend as in all their circle of dead companions he had never known. In
-his company he knew he need never be ashamed of weakness, human,
-natural, ordained weakness, need not be ashamed because of the certainty
-of being perfectly and thoroughly understood. Thus it was that when the
-stranger had spoken the words"--only abuse, only abuse, my dear
-Verrill." Verrill, starting from his muse, answered quickly: "What,
-abuse, you! in return for good! You astonish me."
-
-"'Abuse' is the mildest treatment I dare expect; it will no doubt be
-curses. Of all personages, I am the one most cruelly misunderstood. My
-friends are few, few,--oh, so pitiably few." "Of whom may I be one?"
-exclaimed Verrill. "I hope," said the stranger gravely, "we shall be
-the best of friends. When we met before I am afraid, my appearance was
-too abrupt and--what shall I say--unpleasant to win your good will."
-Verrill in some embarrassment, framed a lame reply; but the other
-continued:
-
-"You do not remember, as I can easily understand. My manner at that time
-was against me. It was a whim, but I chose to be most forbidding on that
-occasion. I am a very Harlequin in my moods; Harlequin did I say, my
-dear fellow I am the Prince of Masqueraders."
-
-"But a Prince in all events," murmured Verrill, half to himself.
-
-"Prince and Slave," returned the other, "slave to circumstance."
-
-"Are we not all--," began Verrill, but the stranger continued:
-
-"Slave to circumstance, slave to time, slave to natural laws, none so
-abject as I, in my servility. When the meanest, the lowest, the very
-weakest calls, I must obey. On the other hand, none so despotic as I,
-none so absolute. When I summon, the strongest must respond; when I
-command, the most powerful must obey. My profession, my dear Verrill,
-is an arduous one."
-
-"Your profession is, I take it," observed Verrill, "that of a
-physician."
-
-"You may say so," replied the other, "and you may also say an efficient
-one. But I am always the last to be summoned. I am a last resource; my
-remedy is a heroic one. But it prevails--inevitably. No pain, my dear
-Verrill, so sharp that I cannot allay, no anguish so great that I cannot
-soothe."
-
-"Then perhaps you may prescribe for me," said Verrill. "Of late I have
-been perturbed. I have lived under a certain strain, certain
-contingencies threaten, which, no doubt unreasonably, I have come to
-dread. I am shaken, nervous, fearful. My own doctor has been unable to
-help me. Perhaps you--"
-
-The stranger had already opened the bottle of wine which stood by his
-plate, and filled the silver cup. He handed it to Verrill.
-
-"Drink," he said.
-
-Verrill hesitated:
-
-"But this wine," he protested: "This cup--pardon me, it was reserved--"
-
-"Drink," repeated the stranger. "Trust me."
-
-He took Verrill's glass in which he had drunk the toasts and which yet
-contained a little wine. He pressed the silver cup into Verrill's hands.
-
-"Drink," he urged for the third time.
-
-Verrill took the cup, and the stranger raised his glass.
-
-"To our better acquaintance," he said.
-
-But Verrill, at length at the end of all conjecture, cried out, the cup
-still in his hand:
-
-"Your toast is most appropriate, sir. A better acquaintance with you, I
-assure you, would be most pleasing to me. But I must ask your pardon
-for my stupidity. Where have we met before? Who are you, and what is
-your name?"
-
-The stranger did not immediately reply, but fixed his grave grey eyes
-upon Verrill's. For a moment he held his gaze in his own. Then as the
-seconds slipped by, the first indefinite sense of suspicion flashed
-across Verrill's mind, flashed and faded, returned once more, faded
-again, and left him wondering. Then as the stranger said:
-
-"Do you remember,--it was long ago. Do you remember the sight of naked
-spars rocking against a grey torn sky, a ship wrenching and creaking,
-wrestling with the wind, a world of pale green surges, the gale singing
-through the cordage, and then as the sea swept the decks--ah, you do
-remember."
-
-For Verrill had started suddenly, and with the movement, full
-recognition, complete, unequivocal, gleamed suddenly in his eyes. There
-was a long silence while he returned the gaze of the other, now no
-longer a stranger. At length Verrill spoke, drawing a long breath.
-
-"Ah ... it is you ... at last."
-
-"Well!"
-
-Verrill smiled:
-
-"It _is_ well, I had imagined it would be so different,--when you did
-come. But as it is--," he extended his hand, "I am very glad to meet
-you."
-
-"Did I not tell you," said the other, "that of all the world, I am the
-most cruelly misunderstood?"
-
-"But you confessed to the masquerade."
-
-"Oh, blind, blind, not to see behind the foolish masque. Come, we have
-not yet drunk."
-
-He placed the cup in Verrill's hands, and once again raised the glass.
-
-"To our better acquaintance," he said.
-
-"To our better acquaintance," echoed Verrill. He drained the cup.
-
-"The lees were bitter," he observed.
-
-"But the effect?"
-
-"Yes, it is calming--already, exquisitely so. It is not--as I have
-imagined for so long, deadening, on the contrary, it is invigorating,
-revivifying. I feel born again."
-
-The other rose: "Then there is no need," he said, "to stay here any
-longer. Come, shall we be going?"
-
-"Yes, yes, I am ready," answered Verrill. "Look," he exclaimed, pointing
-to the windows. "Look--it is morning."
-
-Low in the east, the dawn was rising over the city. A new day was
-coming; the stars were paling, the night was over.
-
-"That is true," said Verrill's new friend. "Another day is coming. It
-is time we went out to meet it."
-
-They rose and passed down the length of the Banquet Hall. He who had
-called himself the great Physician, the Servant of the Humble, the
-Master of Kings, the Prince of Masqueraders, held open the door for
-Verrill to pass. But when the man had gone out, the Prince paused a
-moment, and looked back upon the deserted Banquet Hall, lit partly by
-the steady electrics, partly by the pale light of morning, that now
-began with ever-increasing radiance to stream through the eastern
-windows. Then he stretched forth his hand and laid his touch upon a
-button in the wall. Instantly the lights sank, vanished; for a moment
-the hall seemed dark.
-
-He went out quietly, shutting the door behind him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-And the Banquet Hall remained deserted, lonely, empty, yet it was
-neither dark nor lifeless. Stronger and stronger grew the flood of light
-that burned roseate toward the zenith as the sun came up. It penetrated
-to every corner of the room, and the drops of wine left in the bottom of
-the glasses flashed like jewels in the radiance. From without, from the
-city's streets, came the murmur of increasing activity. Through the
-night it had droned on, like the low-pitched diapason of some vast
-organ, but now as the sun rose, it swelled in volume. Louder it grew
-and ever louder. Its sound-waves beat upon the windows of the hall.
-They invaded the hall itself.
-
-It was the symphony of energy, the vast orchestration of force, the
-paean of an indestructible life, coeval with the centuries, renascent,
-ordained, eternal.
-
-
-
-
-
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