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-Title: Oxford Days
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- OXFORD DAYS;
- OR,
- HOW ROSS GOT HIS DEGREE.
-
- BY A RESIDENT M.A.
-
- London:
- SAMPSON LOW, MARSTON, SEARLE, & RIVINGTON,
- CROWN BUILDINGS, 188, FLEET STREET.
- 1879.
- [_All rights reserved._]
-
- LONDON:
- GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, PRINTERS,
- ST. JOHN’S SQUARE.
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE.
-
-
-“Oxford Days” is not shaped on the lines of either _Verdant Green_ or
-_Tom Brown at Oxford_. Its purpose, rather, is to furnish a practical
-guide to all the features of University life; but it has been thought
-that, by adopting the narrative form, the dry bones of a handbook may
-be made to live.
-
-_Oxford_, 1879.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
-
- PAGE
-
- CHAPTER I.
-
- GONE TO OXFORD 1
-
- CHAPTER II.
-
- AN OXFORD SUNDAY 23
-
- CHAPTER III.
-
- THE FRESHMAN’S TERM 39
-
- CHAPTER IV.
-
- THE EIGHTS 51
-
- CHAPTER V.
-
- THE LONG VACATION 68
-
- CHAPTER VI.
-
- “THE FLYING TERMS” 77
-
- CHAPTER VII.
-
- A READING PARTY 88
-
- CHAPTER VIII.
-
- IN THE THICK OF IT 120
-
- CHAPTER IX.
-
- THE CLOSE 139
-
- CHAPTER X.
-
- GOWN AT LAST 149
-
-
-
-
-OXFORD DAYS; OR, HOW ROSS GOT HIS DEGREE.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-GONE TO OXFORD.
-
-
-There was a long discussion between the Vicar of Porchester and
-Mr. Ross, the lawyer, as they walked together after evening service
-to the vicarage. Frank Ross was just eighteen, the eldest of six
-brothers. He was still at school, but it was time for him to go to the
-University. Oxford had been chosen--not from any notion of superiority
-to Cambridge, but simply because of school and home associations.
-The difficulty was the choice of a college. The vicar--a well-to-do
-bachelor--an old Eton and Christ-Church man, advised his own college.
-But Mr. Ross was frightened. “Christ-Church” to him had ever been a
-terror, and meant waste of time and money, in the shape of cards,
-drink, and horse-flesh; and all the vicar’s eloquence could not shake
-his unfounded prejudice. The result of the discussion was that Mr. Ross
-decided to write to a friend at Oxford, settled there as a “coach;” and
-also to Mr. Rickards, a country doctor, with a family larger even than
-his own. The doctor’s answer was as follows:--
-
- “DEAR ROSS,--My boy is going to Brasenose: at least, he goes
- up in May to try for a close scholarship. I can give you no
- advice, as I know nothing about the place. I sent him to the
- Hereford Cathedral School by a fluke some years ago; and as
- there are scholarships and exhibitions from the school to
- Brasenose, I am saved the difficulty of choosing a college.
-
- “Yours truly,
-
- “W. RICKARDS.”
-
-The vicar explained that a “close” scholarship was, like other
-scholarships, a sum of money paid annually for four or five years as a
-prize, but differed from them in being confined to competition among
-boys from certain schools; and that the value of them varied from
-45_l._ to 80_l._ per annum, part being paid in money, and part made
-up in allowances in the way of diminished fees. The letter from the
-“coach” was more valuable:--
-
- “DEAR MR. ROSS,--So much depends on your son’s abilities, your
- own means and wishes, that I cannot answer your question as to
- the best college, off-hand. I think I may assume that you do
- not want him to spend more money than is absolutely necessary;
- and possibly that you would wish him to ‘go in for honours’
- instead of taking a Pass Degree, that is, offering the smallest
- possible number of subjects for examination. I need hardly say
- that a high degree in honours opens the way to a Fellowship,
- or at any rate to good masterships in schools; and is, in
- fact, a distinct help, directly and indirectly, not only in
- educational, but in all professions.
-
- “It is far better for a lad to go to a good college, even
- though he is unable to obtain a scholarship or any other
- college endowment, than to go to an inferior college, where he
- may succeed in getting pecuniary assistance. To illustrate what
- I mean: I believe, in the long run, it would be wiser to send
- your son as a commoner to Balliol than as a scholar to Wadham.
- If, from a pecuniary point of view, you do not care for him
- to get a scholarship, nor want him to read for honours, and
- are not particular as to whether he spends 300_l._ or 500_l._
- a year (or even more), I should send him to Christ-Church,
- Brasenose, Exeter, or University. The first two especially were
- in my day emphatically popular colleges, and I believe are so
- still. But I would not send him to either unless you are fully
- prepared for the amount of expenditure which I have named.
- Possibly you might like our only denominational college--Keble.
- He would be most carefully looked after in every way, and
- his expenses kept within a fixed limit. The Warden and
- Tutors devote their whole energies to their men, and the men
- themselves speak in the most affectionate terms of them--a most
- exceptional fact, I assure you. But I must warn you that the
- religious tone of the college is distinctly pronounced, and
- inclines to ritualistic rather than to evangelical doctrines.
-
- “If your son’s college life will be a pinch to you (you
- will allow me to speak thus plainly on such a question),
- send him as an Unattached Student. But here, again, you and
- he should clearly understand that the life of an unattached
- student is isolated, and quite unlike the life of the college
- undergraduate. The only exception to this statement is when an
- undergraduate migrates, as for various reasons sometimes he
- is obliged, from his college to the body of the Unattached.
- His society, being already formed, remains unbroken. I should
- fancy your choice will lie between New College, Corpus, Paul’s,
- and Balliol. A scholarship at either means that the scholar
- is capable, with industry, of gaining the highest honours in
- his future University examinations. On the whole, I think, I
- incline to Paul’s. Unfortunately, you have just missed the
- examination for scholarships. There is, however, an ordinary
- matriculation examination for commoners in about three weeks’
- time. If your son holds a good position in his school, he ought
- to have no difficulty in passing even at this short notice, for
- the subjects are those which are read in forms lower than the
- highest at all schools. I shall be happy to do anything further
- in the matter for you that I can. He should come prepared for
- residence, in the event of his passing. The examination begins
- on the Wednesday after Easter, and will be over in time for
- successful candidates to ‘come into residence’ with the other
- men on the following Saturday. You should send an application
- to the Master of Paul’s at once. I enclose a list of subjects
- and fees, and am
-
- “Yours truly,
-
- “PHILIP WODEHOUSE.”
-
- “SUBJECTS FOR MATRICULATION AT PAUL’S.[1]
-
- “1. Translation from English into Latin prose.
-
- “2. Translation into English of an unprepared passage
- of Attic Greek.
-
- “3. Translation of some portion of a Greek and Latin
- author (to be selected by the candidate), with parsing
- and general grammar questions.
-
- “4. Arithmetic, including Vulgar and Decimal Fractions
- and Interest.
-
- “5. Euclid, Books I. and II.; _or_ Algebra, to Simple
- Equations.
-
- “FEES.
-
- “(_a_) To the University at Matriculation 2_l._ 10_s._
-
- “(_b_) To the College, as caution-money 30_l._[2]
-
- “Room-rent varies from 10_l._ to 16_l._ per annum.
- This does not include furniture, which must be taken
- at a valuation from the previous tenant; 25_l._ is an
- average valuation-price. China, glass, linen, plate,
- and household necessaries must all be procured. It
- is wiser to bring plate and linen. The rest may be
- purchased from the ‘scout’ (servant) apportioned to the
- rooms. For this, say 10_l._ The immediate payments,
- therefore, amount to 2_l._ 10_s._ + 30_l._ + 10_l._ =
- 42_l._ 10_s._ The payment for the furniture must be
- made early in term; and the establishment charges,
- tuition fees, expenses of board and rent, are paid
- terminally.”[3]
-
-So Paul’s was chosen, and a letter of application forwarded to the
-Master;[4] and Frank, who was then at home for the Easter vacation,
-commenced polishing up his work in view of the approaching examination.
-On Easter Tuesday he left home by an early train, with a note to Mr.
-Wodehouse in his pocket. That gentleman entertained him at dinner with
-a long list of examination stories, and about nine o’clock marched him
-off to the Clarendon Hotel, where, with a word to the landlady, he left
-him, nervous at the thought of the morrow, but conscious of his own
-dignity and the near approach of the manhood which is supposed to date
-from matriculation.
-
-It was with some difficulty that Frank preserved his self-composure
-in the presence of the waiters, as he sat at breakfast in the
-“Clarendon” coffee-room. He did not particularly enjoy his meal, and,
-in obedience to Mr. Wodehouse’s injunctions, left at half-past nine
-to make his way to Paul’s. After one or two mistakes, he succeeded in
-finding the college gates. His anxiety as to his next step was set at
-rest by the sight that met him. About a dozen boys (to be called men
-after matriculation) were hanging about the Lodge, in various typical
-conditions of mind and body--some completely at their ease, chatting
-unconcernedly; others standing nervously alone. Most wore black coats
-and chimney-pot hats--the costume that only a few years ago was
-rigorously insisted on. A few through ignorance, or in obedience to the
-spirit of the day, wore defiantly light suits and bowler hats. Frank,
-to his great delight, found a school-fellow whose coming up had, like
-his own, been hurriedly decided in the vacation. The two friends had
-not much time for conversation, for in a few minutes a respectable
-middle-aged man, whom they knew afterwards to be the Porter, said, “You
-are to walk this way, gentlemen, please,” and conducted them to the
-College-Hall. It is a fine old place, with dark oak panels, coloured
-windows, portraits, and coats-of-arms; and to the boy up in Oxford
-for his first visit, and that visit so solemn a one as matriculation,
-there is an unspeakable charm, and a novelty sobered into grandeur,
-about everything. How the grave faces of the college founders and
-celebrities looked down upon the wondering eyes! Bishop and knight,
-king and duchess--there they stared! How the light streamed through
-the coloured windows! Who could tell? Perhaps one day, Frank thought,
-when he was a rich man, he might have that one vacant window filled, or
-some of his descendants might present to the college a portrait of Sir
-Francis Ross, attired in wig and gown, one of Her Majesty’s--or rather,
-perhaps, His Majesty’s--judges, if not Lord Chancellor.
-
-He started abruptly from his dreams, and came back to the first rung
-on the ladder that was leading to such prospective fame. There before
-him stretched three lines of tables and benches down the length of the
-hall. Across the end, on a slightly-raised daïs, ran another table,
-where the handsome chairs indicated beings superior to undergraduates.
-It was, in fact, the High table, where the Master and Fellows dined,
-and any resident Masters of Arts who cared to do so.
-
-This morning it was devoted to the more serious purposes of
-examination. Ten ink-bottles, fifteen blotting-pads, fifteen sheets of
-white paper printed, with a few sheets of blue paper and two or three
-quill pens lying by each: that was the fare this morning--“the feast
-of reason” that was in such strong contrast to the “flow of soul” that
-would grace the table at six o’clock that evening.
-
-One of the junior Fellows was in charge of the examination. He was
-reading the _Times_ as Frank and his companions entered, sitting on
-the table, with his legs dangling in a graceful attitude of studied
-negligence. He took no notice of the victims, till the Porter had
-conducted them to the table and motioned them to take seats. Then he
-looked up from his newspaper and said,--
-
-“You will have till half-past twelve. Write your names clearly; and
-please bear in mind that we expect answers from both books of Euclid.”
-
-Then he resumed his newspaper and adopted a more dignified attitude.
-
-Frank looked at his questions. Eleven in all; some definitions, six
-propositions from the first book, and four from the second. He wrote
-his name at the head of his paper, and made a great blot in doing so.
-His hand grew hot. He dashed at the first definition,--
-
-“_A circle is a plane figure contained in one straight line._”
-
-His pen spluttered warningly at the word _straight_. A blot fell, and
-fell luckily on the fatal word. He tore up the paper and commenced
-again.
-
-Making a good start, his hands grew cool, his head calm; and with the
-old portraits beaming upon him, away he wrote. He completed the six
-propositions of the first book; then, pausing for breath, saw that
-almost everybody else had his watch on the table. Frank pulled out his.
-_A quarter to twelve!_ He had blundered, he knew. He ought to have
-timed himself, and left more time for the second book. However, his
-success had put him at his ease, for he knew all the propositions well
-so far; and he buckled-to vigorously. By hard writing he managed to do
-three propositions. The last was the thirteenth. He knew he could not
-do it in five minutes, and he must allow himself time to read over his
-work. He had barely done even this when the papers were collected, and
-they were dismissed, with instructions to appear again at two.
-
-Frank went out with his friend, discussing the Euclid paper.
-
-They lunched together at the “Clarendon,” wisely confining themselves
-to a little cold meat and sherry, and at two o’clock were again
-hard at work at Latin prose. It was a piece from “Pilgrim’s
-Progress”--something about Giant Despair, his wife, and her bed. And
-judging from the various unhappy faces, an observer might have thought
-that the choice of the giant was somewhat prophetical. Frank, however,
-had done, not the identical piece, but several pieces in the same style
-before, and accordingly did not find so much difficulty.
-
-Out at four o’clock, they strolled down Oriel Street, past Corpus, by
-Merton Church, and into Christ-Church Broad Walk; and meeting three
-friends, also up for matriculation at some other college, took a boat
-from Salter’s and rowed to Iffley, Frank steering.
-
-Luckily the river was not crowded, as in full term, or the erratic
-course which Frank steered would have brought down upon him the shrill
-abuse of some eight-oar’s coxswain, even if not a quiet spill into the
-water.
-
-Thursday passed much in the same way: Frank, on the whole, satisfied
-with his work; Monkton, his friend, somewhat desponding. The hours
-after work would have been dull had there not been so much to see.
-The friends mooned about till half-past six, and then had meat-tea at
-Monkton’s lodgings in Ship Street; and with “Verdant Green” and the
-“Mysteries of the Isis” beguiled the evening till they turned into bed.
-What a relief it was when Friday morning came, and with it the last
-paper! At two that afternoon they were met in the Lodge by the Porter,
-who had an important-looking paper in his hands.
-
-“Please to wait a moment, gentlemen,” he said, as all the candidates
-were hurrying off across the quadrangle to the hall; “these are the
-gentlemen that are to go for _vivâ voce_.” And he proceeded to read out
-six names, among which Frank and Monkton, to their great delight, heard
-their own. They hardly thought of the disconsolate nine who, hearing
-the last name on the list, hopelessly oozed one by one out at the
-Lodge-gates.
-
-Reaching the hall, the chosen six found the Master and six of the
-Fellows, all attired in cap, gown, and dignity, seated at the High
-table. They were told to sit down at one side of the hall, and then,
-one by one, were summoned to that awful table and examined. Monkton’s
-ordeal came first, and it was a trying one. He was first questioned
-(very sharply, as it seemed to Frank) on some of his papers, and
-then given some written questions and sent to a side table. Frank
-was not aware, then, that this process--familiarly known as “second
-paper”--meant that Monkton’s success hung by a thread on the result
-of his work this afternoon. His own turn came next. The Fellow who
-examined him saw he was nervous, and, as usual with almost every
-examiner, spoke pleasantly and reassuringly to him.
-
-“Take your Greek Testament, Mr. Ross,” he said, “and turn to the fifth
-chapter of St. Matthew, and translate the first six verses.”
-
-Frank turned to the passage indicated. He knew it at a glance, and
-that reassured him; and when he was next told to open a “Cicero” that
-was lying on the table he felt comparatively at his ease. He got
-through about six lines of the Second Philippic, and was then asked a
-few disconnected questions.
-
-“Do you know what circumstances led to the delivery of this speech?”
-
-He did know, but words failed him, and he bungled.
-
-“Never mind,” answered the examiner. “Who was Hannibal? and what
-battles did he fight?”
-
-Frank answered, naming them.
-
-“What is the construction after verbs of commanding in Latin?”
-
-“Can you mention any of our Lord’s parables which teach the duty of
-watchfulness?” and so forth.
-
-Then came the pleasant dismissal,--
-
-“That will do, thank you. You need not wait.”
-
-Frank departed, and, making friends with the Porter, told him all that
-had passed.
-
-“Ah! you’re all right, sir,” said George; and George’s statement
-proved true.
-
-In about three-quarters of an hour the Master and Fellows came out of
-the hall and dispersed to their respective rooms, and presently George
-appeared with a piece of blue paper, which he nailed on the gate. Five
-names--Frank’s second, and Monkton’s absent.
-
-“Those gentlemen that mean to reside this term,” said George, “are to
-call on the Dean between five and six this evening, and bring their
-fees. Those that don’t are to leave Oxford at once, and notice will be
-sent to them in the Long Vacation before next term begins.”
-
-Frank meant to reside, and was one of the first to call on the Dean.
-That gentleman received him courteously; told him he had done very
-fairly in the examination; hoped he would read hard and be steady;
-asked him his name, age, father’s name, residence, and profession,
-and various other particulars, all of which he entered in a book;
-received his caution-money (30_l._), and told him to ask the Porter the
-staircase and number of the rooms allotted to him.
-
-“Be here,” he added, as Frank was leaving, “at a quarter to ten
-to-morrow morning, that I may take you before the Vice-Chancellor.”
-
-At the Porter’s advice, Frank took a cab and drove to the “Clarendon,”
-paid his bill, got his luggage together, and drove back to college. By
-this time the Porter had the list of the newly-allotted rooms.
-
-“Yours are No. 5, sir, three-pair right.”
-
-Frank stared.
-
-“No. 5 over the doorway, sir,” he then explained, pointing across the
-quadrangle to a doorway, over which Frank discerned the wished-for
-number; “three flights o’ stairs; the rooms on the right hand. No. 5,
-three-pair right--that’s how we call it. You’ll find your scout there.
-You’re too late for dinner. The hall-bell went twenty minutes ago.”
-
-Frank crossed the quadrangle, climbed the stairs, and found his rooms.
-They were neither large, nor particularly clean, as regarded paper and
-paint; and the carpets and coverings were decidedly dingy. But they
-were _his_ rooms, and he was an Oxford man! and that was _his_ scout
-bustling in from the rooms opposite to welcome him. After a little
-conversation, the fact of his ownership became still more apparent, for
-the scout proceeded to show him a collection of glass and china and
-household implements, on the merits and absolute necessity of which
-he enlarged. The mere transfer of glass and china supplies a nice
-little addition to the scout’s perquisites. The articles are, in the
-first instance, purchased by some undergraduate who prefers his own
-choice to what his scout has ready to offer him. He, on leaving his
-rooms, bequeaths them to his scout. Custom is so tyrannical in Oxford.
-The scout sells the articles to the next tenant, who, in his turn,
-bequeaths them to the same willing legatee, when again they are sold to
-the new-comer. How long this goes on it is hard to say. Sometimes the
-smooth course is interrupted by some strong-minded undergraduate, who,
-ignoring custom, takes his effects with him when he leaves. The little
-bill was as follows:--
-
-FRANK ROSS, ESQ., _to_ WILLIAM GREEN.
-
- £ _s._ _d._
- 3 Cut-glass Decanters 2 0 0
- Claret Jug 1 0 0
- 3 dozen Wine-glasses (mixed) 1 10 0
- 8 Tumblers 0 9 6
- A Dessert Set 0 18 0
- 15 Dinner Plates 0 13 6
- 7 Cheese Plates 0 5 6
- Tea Set, consisting of Milk Jug, Sugar Basin, Bowl, 8
- Breakfast Cups, 6 Tea Cups, 9 Plates (all mixed) 2 2 0
- Metal Tea-pot 0 7 6
- Broom 0 8 0
- Dustpan and Brush 0 3 6
- 6 Dusters 0 6 0
- 6 Tea-cloths 0 6 0
- -----------
- £9 19 6
- ===========
-
-Shortly afterwards, as Frank was unpacking, a youth of most obsequious
-manners arrived, carrying a cap and gown for the Freshman, who received
-them with a murmur of gratified pleasure, making no inquiries about the
-cost or who had given the order; considering that, of course, what was
-thus sent must be _en règle_. The bill arrived within a week, with a
-polite intimation that payment was not requested, and an invitation to
-inspect the stock of the obliging tailors.
-
-FRANK ROSS, ESQ., _to_ Cutter and Co.
-
- _s._ _d._
- A College Cap 7 6
- A Commoner’s Gown 15 0
- ----------
- £1 2 6
- ==========
-
-Three years later, when pressed by duns and threatened with proceedings
-in the Vice-Chancellor’s Court, Frank remembered these gentle
-disclaimers of any wish for payment.
-
-What with talking to his scout and unpacking, nine o’clock soon
-arrived: the hour when the kitchen and buttery were opened for supper.
-William suggested that his master would like some supper, and in a
-short time supper was brought.
-
-“I shan’t eat all that,” expostulated Frank, when he saw the plateful
-of meat and lumps of bread and butter.
-
-“Only one ‘commons,’ sir,” replied William.
-
-Frank said nothing, but saw distinctly that the standard called “one
-commons,” for which his father would have to pay daily through his
-three or four years, was based on the principle that “what is ordered
-for one should be enough for two.” However, he enjoyed his supper; and
-so did the scout, who carried home his share, with similar portions
-from the other six rooms on the staircase to which it was his duty to
-attend.
-
-The following morning, duly attired in cap and gown, with white
-tie and black coat at William’s suggestion, Frank betook himself
-to the Dean’s rooms. There he met the four other Freshmen who had
-“passed” with him, was asked if he had his fee ready, and then
-conducted in a sheepish, silent procession, headed by the Dean, to the
-Vice-Chancellor. There were several groups of Freshmen standing with
-their respective Deans, Vice-Principals, or other college officials.
-Then they were all told to write their names in a book in Latin--a
-novel though not difficult feat, which Frank, with the assistance of
-his Dean, accomplished.
-
-“Ross, Franciscus, filius Armigeri, è collegio S. Pauli.”
-
-He then handed in his fee, 2_l._ 10_s._, and received in return a
-little piece of blue paper, the certificate of matriculation, together
-with a copy of the University statutes. The Vice-Chancellor addressed
-them all in a short Latin formula; and when this was over, Frank had
-time to read the document, which ran thus:--
-
- “Term. Pasch.
- “Oxoniæ, die Ap. 27mo, Anno Domini 187--.
-
- “Quo die comparuit coram me Franciscus Ross, è Coll. S. Pauli,
- Arm. Fil. et admonitus est de observandis statutis hujus
- Universitatis et in matriculam Universitatis relatus est.
-
- “----, Vice-Can.”
-
-He was now fully matriculated, and amenable to all the details of
-University discipline. At six o’clock he dined in Hall--his first
-dinner--not without the usual blunder of seating himself at a table
-appropriated to undergraduates at least two years his seniors; and at
-eight went to chapel--the hour being changed on first nights in term
-from half-past five to eight, to enable men from distant homes to put
-in an appearance. The chapel was very much crowded, Paul’s having
-considerably outgrown its accommodation; but it was only on first
-nights that the inconvenience was felt, for as it was not necessary to
-attend service more than four times in the week, all the men were never
-there together.
-
-Coming out, he met several old school-fellows, and the senior of them
-carried them all off to his lodgings in Holywell Street, where over
-wine and pipes they sat chatting till past ten o’clock; Frank, for the
-most part, listening without saying much, for he was but a Freshman,
-and this his first pipe.
-
-When he got back to Paul’s he found the gates locked; but as he had
-read “Verdant Green” very carefully, he did not think it necessary to
-apologize to George for giving him the trouble of opening. He knew that
-“knocking in” before eleven o’clock only meant twopence in his weekly
-“battels.”[5]
-
-That night, when he got into bed, though he did not feel quite a
-“man,” he felt conscious of having undergone some considerable change
-since he left home on Tuesday morning.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-AN OXFORD SUNDAY.
-
-
-On Sunday morning he woke to the words that, without the slightest
-variation in time or tone of delivery, called him daily for the three
-years that he resided in college--“Half-past seven, sir! Do you
-breakfast in?”
-
-This was the scout’s gentle hint that chapel service was within half
-an hour, and his form of inquiry whether his young master intended
-breakfasting in his own rooms or was going elsewhere for the meal.
-
-Frank, when he fully realized the meaning, answered “Yes,” and with a
-freshman’s energy jumped out of bed, and was dressed before the chapel
-bell began to ring. Hurrying down-stairs, in fear of being late, he was
-stopped by William, with the suggestion that there was “no call to go
-yet, till the bell began to swear!”
-
-This elegant expression, Frank learnt, is applied to the quickened and
-louder ringing of the bell for the five minutes immediately preceding
-service. He found, not many days after, that it was quite possible, by
-the aid of an Ulster, and postponement of ablutions, to get to chapel
-in time if he slept till the “swearing” began.
-
-There were not so many men present as on the previous evening. The
-Master and Fellows wore surplices and hoods; the Scholars, being
-undergraduates, surplices and no hoods; the commoners, black gowns. The
-few--apparently senior men--who wore black gowns of longer and ampler
-make than the commoners, were the Bachelors and Masters of Arts, still
-“in residence,” but not on the foundation--_i.e._, neither Fellows nor
-Scholars, and therefore not entitled to wear surplices. This was the
-strict order for Sundays, and other high days; on other days every one
-wore the black gown of his respective degree, with the single exception
-of the Fellow who did chaplain’s duty for the week; for at Paul’s
-there was no permanent chaplain. The first lesson was read by one of
-the Scholars, the second by one of the Fellows, the prayers by the
-chaplain, the Communion Service by the Master. There was no sermon; the
-intention being that each undergraduate should attend “prayers” in his
-own particular college-chapel, and afterwards hear a sermon preached in
-the University-church to the members of the University in common. The
-list of those who attend chapel is kept at Paul’s by the Bible-clerk,
-at some colleges by the chapel-porter. The Bible-clerk’s further duties
-are to find the lessons, to read them in the possible absence of the
-proper person, and to say grace in Hall.
-
-A man may lose caste by becoming a Bible-clerk, but it is by no
-means necessary that he should. A cad (and there are many at Oxford)
-distinctly degrades the post, and makes it shunned. A man wavering
-between good sets and bad sets may possibly lose what little footing he
-has in the former. But a thorough gentleman (it seems hardly necessary
-to say so, except to disabuse many of their prejudices) need not,
-and does not in the slightest degree, lower himself by holding such
-a position. The emoluments amount (in money and allowances) often
-to 80_l._ per annum; at Paul’s, 75_l._; but what makes the post so
-especially valuable, from a pecuniary point of view, is that it can be
-held with a Scholarship and an Exhibition. The Bible-clerk at Paul’s
-during Frank’s first two years was holding a Scholarship of the value
-of 60_l._, an Exhibition from his school of the value of 50_l._; so
-that, with his clerkship of 75_l._, his income amounted to 185_l._, for
-the academical year of six months. And he was one of the most popular
-men in the college.
-
-From him Frank learnt that he would have to read the first lesson
-in chapel for six consecutive days in his turn; but that, being a
-freshman, his turn would not come for some time yet.
-
-On returning to his rooms he found his breakfast laid, the kettle
-simmering, and letters lying on the table; one from home; the rest,
-the circulars that flatter the freshman’s dignity, and coax him into
-becoming a customer.
-
-The foundation breakfast consists of bread, butter, and milk, and
-in some colleges two eggs. These articles are brought by the scouts
-from the buttery, and entered by the buttery-clerk to the respective
-undergraduates. The bread, butter, and milk are distributed in
-“commons,” the rate charged being above that of tradesmen outside
-college, and the quantity being, in the case of most men, certainly too
-much for one meal. The remains belong to the scout.
-
-Fish, poultry, meat (and for luncheon, pastry), are supplied from
-the kitchen. For some items the charges are reasonable, for others
-exorbitant. Naturally, therefore, it is in “kitchen-orders” that the
-careful student can economize, if only he can stand against the Oxford
-custom, fostered by the scouts, of ordering too much. For at least
-three days in the week the two customary eggs, with bread and butter,
-are surely enough for breakfast, a kitchen-order being thereby avoided.
-The too common habit, however, is to discard the eggs (paid for, it
-must be remembered, whether eaten or not), and eat meat. It is quite
-conceivable that, after one breakfast on one staircase where eight men
-live, the scout may put into his basket sixteen eggs.
-
-Tea, coffee, chocolate, cocoa, sugar, and so on, are in some colleges
-procurable from the Common-room-stores, an establishment resembling an
-Italian warehouse and wine-and-spirit-vault combined. Custom, if not
-college regulations, will compel the undergraduate to deal with the
-Common-room-man.
-
-At Paul’s there is no such establishment, but William very kindly
-supplied the deficiency by ordering in, from one of the nearest--and
-dearest--grocers, a good stock of tea (at 4_s._ 6_d._ per pound,
-of course), coffee, candles, matches, scented soap, biscuits, jam,
-marmalade, till Frank was quite bewildered at the thought of the room
-necessary for storing these delicacies. However, they did not last long.
-
-One of the most iniquitous and yet plausible practices is that pursued
-at some colleges--Paul’s among the number--of compelling undergraduates
-to deal at certain shops.
-
-Anything in the way of paper, paint, or furniture, has to be procured
-at one of the shops attached to the college. These are invariably the
-dearest, charging for their goods 25 and 30 per cent. more than the
-many other establishments which struggle against these monopolies.
-
-The reason given by the college authorities for this system is that
-they are obliged to exercise some principle of selection of the workmen
-allowed within the college walls, indiscriminate admission being open
-to risk. The reason is plausible enough, but it is based entirely on
-the supposition that the workmen employed by expensive firms alone are
-honest. Further, what risk could there be in the conveyance of a piece
-of furniture to the college gates, when its removal to the rooms of the
-purchaser would be the work of the college servants?
-
-The only method of avoiding the tyranny of the system is to employ one
-of the railway carriers. The college porter, on the presumption that
-the article has come by rail from the undergraduate’s home, is obliged
-to admit it.
-
-Anything like opposition to the regulation appears at present to
-be useless. One daring undergraduate at Paul’s, who ventured to
-remonstrate with his college dean (the authority in such matters),
-was met with this characteristic answer:--“It is our system. If you
-don’t like it, the college gates are open. You can remove your name
-from the college books. We won’t detain you.”--an answer perfectly
-admissible from the proprietor of any establishment, but insolent and
-unwarrantable from one who, after all, is but an administrator in a
-corporate institution.
-
-And so it would be possible to go on and enumerate many instances in
-which not only custom among his companions, but college regulations
-compel the undergraduate to be extravagant and wasteful. Homes are
-crippled, younger brothers and sisters deprived of the education which
-is their due, and the much-vaunted University extension limited by
-the very administration of the bodies that ought, and do profess, to
-foster it. Questions of domestic economy are ignored by the various
-commissions, though they lie at the very root of University extension.
-Let additional Scholarships be founded to enable more students to
-come to the University; let additional teaching power be endowed with
-professorships, lectureships, and readerships, by all means; but let
-perquisites be pruned down; let the enormous profits of catering cooks
-and butlers be decreased; let room-rent be lowered; let “servants’
-dues” pay the servants, and not need to be supplemented by charges
-which never appear in the college accounts; let trade be free in the
-town; let every man buy where he pleases; that is the way to extend
-the benefits of University education--that is the way to enable those
-to profit by it who are at present debarred--that is the way to enable
-families, which now struggle to send one son to the University, to send
-two for an equivalent outlay. There can be no doubt of the unnecessary
-waste and extravagance in the domestic economy of the colleges when
-it is remembered that though collegiate life, based as it is on
-communistic principles, ought to be cheaper than any other form of
-student life, as a matter of fact it is considerably more expensive.
-
-To return to Frank’s breakfast. He found some difficulty in boiling his
-eggs and making his tea. But he concealed his ignorance and ate the
-eggs, and drank his tea like dish-water.
-
-About a quarter to ten some one banged at his door, and entered with
-the bang. The visitor was Crawford, of Brasenose, an old school-fellow
-of Frank’s, who had gone up about three years previously.
-
-“Hullo, young man! not finished breakfast yet!”
-
-His cheery greeting was delightful to Frank, who felt he had in him a
-true friend.
-
-A man about three years senior to a freshman--what a power, for good or
-evil, he has! His seniority inspires reverence and commands imitation.
-Luckily, Crawford was a thoroughly sterling fellow. He had come to
-Oxford in earnest. When he worked he worked; when he played he played.
-There was the same vigour in his work as in his “stroke” on the river
-or “rush” at football. He kept chapels regularly; he said, because
-morning-chapel gave him a long day. There was a more earnest reason
-concealed behind this; but he had a horror of the dangers of cant.
-He knew what lectures were worth attending, and attended them. He
-ridiculed and cut the worthless. He knew who were the best “coaches,”
-and said so. He abused the charlatans. In all matters of social
-etiquette he was an old-fashioned Conservative; for example, he always
-wore a black coat and tall hat on Sundays, and roundly abused those who
-loafed in light suits; and he never carried an umbrella or wore gloves
-when attired in cap and gown--a rather silly custom, perhaps; but its
-observance in the face of innovations marks the man.
-
-After a little chat on school matters, Crawford told Frank he was
-going to the University sermon; and without any compunction told
-him--not asked him--to accompany him.
-
-Frank, nothing loth, took his cap and gown, and they went together.
-
-St. Mary’s does double duty: as a parish church and as the University
-church; and here the University sermons are preached at 10.30 a.m.
-and 2 p.m. on each Sunday in full term, except those of the Dean of
-Christ-Church, or the Fellows of New College, Magdalen, and Merton,
-which are or may be preached in the cathedral and in the chapels of
-those colleges respectively.
-
-The nave--the part appropriated to the University--was crowded when
-Frank and his companion entered, for the preacher was a popular one. In
-the gallery, facing that by the west window assigned to undergraduates,
-the University organist, Mr. Taylor, was already seated at the organ,
-with six or eight chorister boys round him. One of these hung a board,
-with the number of the selected hymn, over the gallery, and then the
-voluntary commenced.
-
-At 10.30 precisely the procession entered at the north door: the
-vice-chancellor, preceded by his mace-bearers, the esquire bedels and
-marshals, and followed by the heads of houses, the preacher, and the
-proctors. Then the whole congregation rose and, led by the choristers,
-sang the hymn appointed. Afterwards came the quaint “bidding prayer,”
-still used in most cathedrals, but made especially quaint in a
-University city by the long lists of founders and benefactors; and then
-the sermon. At a quarter to twelve all was over, and Frank was sitting
-in the window of Crawford’s rooms in Brasenose; and as he looked out
-on the sunny Radcliffe Square, with St. Mary’s graceful spire, the
-black frowning “schools,” and the pepper-box towers of All Souls, he
-heard with reverent admiration (for he was, in his way, somewhat of
-a poet) that these were Bishop Heber’s rooms, that here he must have
-sat, and here he must have written that famous Newdigate prize-poem,
-“Palestine,” by which he will always be remembered.
-
-Over the chimney looking-glass hung a gilded face, with an enormous
-nose, the emblem of the college. The pictures on the panelled walls
-Frank soon became more intimately acquainted with, for he found copies
-in most of his friends’ rooms. There were “The Huguenots,” “The Black
-Brunswicker,” Landseer’s “Challenge,” “Retreat,” and “Monarch of the
-Glen,” of course, and many others of a more recent date. Three or
-four pairs of boxing-gloves lay in one corner, dumb-bells in another.
-Against the wall, in racks, pipes of various descriptions, from the
-short briar-root to the china bowl of the German student (for Crawford
-had spent six months once upon a time in Heidelberg), racket-bats,
-and an oar, fondly cherished, that had helped to bring victory to the
-Brasenose “four” a few years back at Henley.
-
-At one o’clock Crawford’s scout appeared, and almost at the same moment
-three invited friends, strangers to Frank. At Oxford luncheon or
-breakfast parties, etiquette does not require that the guests should
-arrive late. The lunch was as follows:--
-
- Leg of lamb.
- Couple of chicken.
- Ham cut in huge slices.
- Salad.
- Lumps of bread.
- Lumps of butter.
- Lumps of cheese.
- Celery.
- Three pots of jam.
- “French pastry” (in reality, English tarts).
- Cyder cup.
- Sherry and claret.
-
-Fish, meat, and marmalade at nine that morning, and a prospective
-dinner in Hall at six that evening, did not prevent Frank’s four
-companions from doing ample justice to the fare. He himself was as yet
-unused to these meals, by which circumstance Crawford’s scout profited.
-
-After lunch, pipes. At three the guests dropped off; and the two
-school-fellows walked to Cumnor--as a result of which Frank wasted
-three hours on Monday evening, writing a poem about Amy Robsart’s tomb.
-
-At five they got back to Oxford, and the freshman was introduced to
-the reading and writing rooms of the Union Society, Crawford entering
-his name as a probationary member, and telling him to call on Monday
-to pay the fee--25_s._ There was hardly time to do more than glance at
-the telegrams in the hall, and just look in at the numerous readers
-and writers in the different rooms; but the view was quite enough to
-enchant Frank. And then the friends parted for their respective chapels.
-
-At dinner that evening he made friends with some freshmen, with one
-of whom he proposed to go to St. Philip’s and St. James’ Church, for
-evening service. Dinner being prolonged rather beyond the usual time,
-they had to run pretty sharp, and even then were too late to get a
-seat. They accordingly began to retrace their steps, determining
-on future occasions, when they meant to go to either of the parish
-churches, to make their dinner at lunch-time, and “take their names off
-Hall”--_i.e._ remove their names from the list of those for whom dinner
-in Hall was provided--and have supper in their rooms on their return
-from service.
-
-As they were walking on, they were suddenly stopped by a man having the
-appearance of a policeman in plain clothes, who said,--
-
-“The Proctor wants to speak to you, gentlemen.”
-
-The next moment they saw a gentleman in black gown and large velvet
-sleeves, who with formal politeness raised his cap and said,--
-
-“Are you members of this University?”
-
-Frank and his friend murmured that they were.
-
-“Your names and colleges, if you please.”
-
-“Ross, of Paul’s.”
-
-“Mordaunt, of Paul’s.”
-
-“Call on me to-morrow morning at nine, if you please.”
-
-And the Proctor walked on, leaving Frank and Mordaunt rather
-bewildered, and totally ignorant where they were to call in the
-morning--for though they knew they had been “proctorized,” they did not
-know either the Proctor’s name or his college.
-
-The marshal (the Proctor’s head attendant; the rest being called
-“bull-dogs”), seeing them standing in the road in evident uncertainty,
-said to them,--
-
-“You’d best go back to college, gentlemen;” and then, instinctively
-gathering that they were freshmen, added,--
-
-“Where’s your caps and gowns? You’ll find the Proctor at Christ-Church,
-gentlemen,” and vanished with his bull-dogs after other unwary
-undergraduates.
-
-The interview somewhat damped their spirits: not that any fearful
-punishment was hanging over their heads. Even the statutable fine of
-five shillings for being without cap and gown would, they believed, be
-remitted in consideration of their being freshmen. But Frank had hoped
-to keep out of the way of the Proctors; and this was indeed an early
-beginning.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-THE FRESHMAN’S TERM.
-
-
-Strolling towards the Lodge on Monday morning--because everybody seemed
-to be strolling in that direction--Frank had his attention called to
-various notices posted in the gates. One was to the effect that “the
-Master would see the gentlemen that morning between 10 a.m. and noon,
-the freshmen on Tuesday, between the same hours.” Another that “the
-Dean would be glad to see the freshmen at ten, the other gentlemen
-after.” There was also a list of places in Hall; announcements of the
-meetings of the College Debating Society, Boat Club, Cricket Club;
-Greek Testament Lecture, _sine ulla solemnitate_ (_i.e._ without cap
-and gown), at Mr. Wood’s house every Sunday evening at nine. He was one
-of the married Fellows--a hard-working, energetic man.
-
-Without quite knowing what “seeing the freshmen” meant, Frank got
-his gown, and as it was five minutes to ten, made his way to the Dean’s
-rooms. In the passage outside he found about twenty freshmen cooling
-their heels, and engaged, some more and some less, in questions or
-chaff with George, the Dean’s scout. George usually had the best of
-it. In fact, the freshman who dared to argue with him on matters of
-custom or local politics, and especially local politics, found himself
-considerably “shut up.”
-
-A door opened, and a sort of snort from within indicated to George
-that the Dean was ready to see the freshmen. One by one they filed in,
-and were greeted by the Dean with a smile that was naturally faint
-but tried to be sweet, and a grasp of the hand that was meant to be
-cordial but was unmistakably flabby. There were seats for all, but it
-took some minutes to get into them. The interview did not last long:
-just long enough, in fact, to enable the Dean to make one remark to
-each of the freshmen. To one, without waiting for an answer, “How is
-your father?” To another, “Does Mr. St. Leger intend coming forward for
-Slowcombe?” To another, “Have you been in Devonshire this vacation,
-Mr. Jones?”--Jones being, of course, a Yorkshireman who has never
-travelled further south than Oxford, when he matriculated in February
-last. To one or two a faint question as to their intentions. “Were they
-going to read for Honours, or for a Pass?” On the whole, Frank left
-the room depressed and disheartened as to his work. He had expected
-to be questioned as to what he had done at school: what form he was
-in: what books he had read; to be advised as to the turn his reading
-should now take; whether he should read for Honours in one examination
-or in more than one; or whether, in short, reading for Honours would be
-beyond him, and therefore waste of time. The only piece of practical
-information he gained was that Mr. Wood was his tutor, and to him he
-must apply for all particulars as to Lectures and Examinations.
-
-The plan at Paul’s is similar to that at most colleges. The
-undergraduates are distributed among the tutors, a certain number
-being apportioned to each. They are not necessarily to attend their
-lectures, but they are to go to them for advice and private assistance
-in their work. In many colleges, battels are paid by the undergraduate
-to his own tutor. The tutors together draw up a scheme of lectures,
-which the undergraduates attend simply according to the necessities of
-the examination for which they are reading, and not according to the
-particular tutor to whom they are assigned. Frank was assigned to Mr.
-Wood, but did not attend his Lectures in his first term, as they were
-for more advanced men. He learnt all this when he went to him at the
-Dean’s direction. What he failed to find in the Dean he found in Mr.
-Wood, who met him cordially, took him into his inner room, made him
-sit comfortably on a sofa in the large bay window, and then chatted
-with him for half an hour. The result of the conversation was that
-Frank was to work for Responsions,[6] which would come on at the end
-of the current term; not to think about Moderations[7] till he was
-safe through this first ordeal; and to come on Sunday evenings to Mr.
-Wood’s Greek Testament Lectures. The hours and subjects of the other
-lectures, he told Frank, he would find posted on the Lodge-gate on
-the following day. He asked him a few questions about his father and
-the Vicar of Porchester, who was an old friend; about his school and
-college friends; asked him whether he boated or played cricket; whether
-he meant to join the Union; told him if he wanted any books out of
-the college library to come to him; concluding hurriedly, as another
-freshman, seeking advice, knocked timorously and entered.
-
-The visit next morning to the Master was not unlike that to the
-Dean--a purely formal one. The Master’s questions chiefly related to
-cricket and boating, indicating an anxiety to discover the promising
-men for the Eleven or the Boats. Frank, as he sat in the Master’s
-arm-chair, while the old gentleman warmed his coat-tails by an
-imaginary fire, could not help falling to making doggerel--
-
- “‘D’ stands for Discipline, Duty, and Dean;
- ‘M’ must the Master and Merriment mean.”
-
-But there he stopped by lack of rhymes and a general stampede of the
-Freshmen, to the great relief of the much-enduring Master.
-
-Frank selected for Responsions the books he had offered for
-Matriculation, the usual and natural course; and with the assistance of
-Crawford to interpret the Lecture-List on the college gates, he made
-out his own lecture-card as follows:--
-
- ----------+----------+-----------+-----------+------------
- | 9. | 10. | 11. | 12.
- +----------+-----------+-----------+------------
- | | | |
- Monday | | |Greek Plays| Latin Prose
- | | | --Mr. Lang| in Hall.
- Tuesday | |Cicero--Mr.| | Grammar
- | | Henderson| | Paper.
- Wednesday | | |Greek Plays| Latin Prose
- | | | --Mr. Lang| in Hall.
- Thursday | Prose to |Cicero--Mr.| | Grammar
- | Mr. Wood | Henderson| | Paper.
- Friday | | |Greek Plays| Latin Prose
- | | | --Mr. Lang| in Hall.
- Saturday | |Cicero--Mr.| | Grammar
- | | Henderson| | Paper.
- ----------+----------+-----------+-----------+------------
-
-The lectures in his books were much the same as at school, except that
-the undergraduates were treated with more respect than school-boys. A
-certain quantity was set: the men were put on in turn to translate; and
-general questions asked. Sometimes, if time permitted, the lecturer
-would translate the lesson himself when the men had finished.
-
-The grammar and prose in Hall were in the form of examination. The
-men were called up one by one to be shown the mistakes in the papers
-done on previous days, so that, with this interruption, not much more
-than forty minutes were left for actual writing. The prose on Thursday
-morning was the only tutorial link that bound Mr. Wood to his pupil,
-and that was, as often as not, severed by a note to the effect that Mr.
-Wood would be “unable to see Mr. Ross on Thursday morning.”
-
-To Frank the work seemed as nothing after the long hours of school. It
-never occurred to him to look ahead, and to think of Moderations; in
-fact, he had been told not to do so. And so he commenced, energetically
-it is true, going over work he already knew well enough to satisfy the
-examiners, listening to the marvellous mistakes of his fellow-freshmen
-and of those senior men who had been degraded because of failure in
-previous terms. He soon learnt to think nothing of hearing mistakes
-that would disgrace school-boys of fifteen; and to fancy that, because
-he regularly prepared his work and attended his lectures, he was
-working to the utmost extent that he could, or that was required of
-him. And that is how so many first terms are wasted, and boys with
-energy enough for eight or ten hours’ daily study drift into two or
-three, and often into none at all. Failure sometimes rouses them; but
-it is a questionable remedy, and more often demoralizes than benefits.
-
-There is not much work done in the summer term; an outsider might say,
-none at all. But then he would be judging from the external appearance
-of the place: the quads crowded with lounging men, waiting for drags
-to go to the cricket-ground; the wide-open windows with their gay
-flowers, whence issue sounds and scents of the heavy luncheons of the
-more languidly inclined; the river swarming with boats of all sorts and
-sizes; the Union rooms full of readers leisurely scanning the papers or
-dipping into the magazines, with ices or cigars to soothe or sweeten
-the summer afternoons; the roads busy with rattling pony-carriages
-bound for Woodstock or Abingdon, Witney or Thame; even the shops
-themselves are full, whose windows from without and wares within tempt
-the passing “loafer.” “Where are the reading men?” the stranger may
-well ask.
-
-There are plenty of them if you know where to find them. But it is just
-because the stranger is a stranger that he won’t find them. What can
-he know of the hours of heavy work got through in the quiet of those
-bright summer afternoons; of the one close-shut room on this deserted
-staircase of open, idle doors; of that back-quad attic, with its
-sported oak; of the “coach’s” crowded chambers, where, unheeding the
-charms of river or cricket-field, of Union-garden or leafy roads, he
-and his hourly pupils sit, “grinding for the schools”?
-
-Besides, the surprised and maybe shocked stranger must remember that
-a large number of men who come to Oxford do not come there merely for
-the sake of the degree. They take one if they can; the sooner they
-can, so much the better are they pleased. They come to be made men
-and gentlemen. A degree is only one of the many means to that end.
-It is only because some make it their all-absorbing motive that the
-University sends forth into the world so many prigs.
-
-Within the first week Frank had made many friends, most of them friends
-of Crawford’s, who had called at his suggestion. The secretaries of
-the Boat and Cricket Clubs had looked him up, to whom Frank, with much
-pleasure, had paid his entrance fee and annual subscriptions.
-
-The captain of the Paul’s company in the Rifle Corps had come to
-work upon his military ardour; the president of the College Debating
-Society, to arouse his ambition for oratory; the collector for the
-various Church Societies, to test his impartiality and charity. Frank
-was enabled, by his father’s wish and the means he had placed at his
-disposal, to join the various societies, and pay the subscriptions.
-But it was not this pecuniary willingness alone that gained for our
-freshman so much popularity. The pecuniary outlay was as follows:--
-
- £ _s._ _d._
- Boat Club 3 10 0
- Cricket Club 2 10 0
- Paul’s Debating Society 0 2 6
- Union Society 1 5 0
- Rifle Corps, including Band-Subscriptions and Uniform 5 0 0
-
-There is no need to enter into Frank’s charitable subscriptions. They
-were neither large nor small, but what they were, were given with
-pleasure. About this time also came in the valuation of his rooms,
-amounting to 30_l._ Our freshman is now, therefore, fairly started on
-his career.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-THE EIGHTS.
-
-
-April slipped away, and it was the evening of the 30th. Frank had dined
-in Hall; he had been to all his lectures that morning. He knew the
-work for the next day. There was no need, therefore, he thought, for
-further work. Turning out of the Lodge-gates, hardly knowing where he
-was going, he strolled into the High; and just by Spiers’ he met a new
-acquaintance--Morton, of Magdalen.
-
-“Where are you off, Ross?” he asked.
-
-“Don’t know,” answered Frank; “nowhere particular.”
-
-The fact is, Frank had been drifting of late into these evening
-rambles to “nowhere particular.” And a good deal of time they occupied
-too.
-
-“You’d better come down to my rooms. I’ve got one or two fellows coming
-in for a hand at whist.”
-
-Frank, not being the impossible model young man of the story-books, did
-not resist the invitation, but, linking his arm into Morton’s, went
-off to Magdalen. The April night was not so warm that a fire was not
-pleasant. Morton’s rooms were in the old quad, looking out towards the
-new buildings and the deer-park. The curtains were drawn and the lights
-burning. Several little tables were laid with dessert, and one cleared
-in the centre of the room, with packs of cards upon it. There were
-about a dozen men present.
-
-Dessert over, cards began; but it was not whist. Everybody voted that
-slow. Frank himself thought that he never had played so enticing a game
-as loo. When he knocked in that night at five minutes to twelve, he
-fancied the porter eyed him suspiciously and knew that he had returned
-_minus_ a few pounds and _plus_ a racking headache. His suspicions were
-right. Few read more rightly or more quickly the character and career
-of the undergraduates than the porters who open to them nightly.
-
-But, in spite of his headache, Frank managed to be up at four o’clock
-next morning. He had accepted Morton’s invitation to breakfast at six,
-after hearing the choir sing the May-Morning Hymn on the college tower.
-George, the porter, as he opened the Lodge-gates to Frank and others,
-thought, in spite of his pale face, that he at least could not have
-been up to much mischief last night, or he would not have been up so
-early after it. And George, usually infallible, began to retract his
-last night’s opinion.
-
-As he stood on the leads and looked down through the grey battlements
-on the faint fresh green that was brightening the trees in the
-Botanical Gardens; on the distant spires and towers; and on the less
-fortunate crowds in the street below; and as the sweet voices of the
-choir rose and blended through the soft morning air, a feeling, whether
-it was regret or remorse he hardly knew, came over him. Anyhow he felt
-that this was a sweeter, purer pleasure than the gambling of last
-night, and confessed to himself that he had been “an utter fool for his
-pains.”
-
-It was a blazing afternoon about the end of May. The river--meaning
-thereby the Isis, the main river, to distinguish it from its tributary
-the Cherwell--was deserted save for a few energetic men in outrigged
-skiffs practising for sculling races, and the boatmen, in charge of the
-various college barges, sweltering in the sun, and, as fast as the heat
-would allow them, making preparations for the work of the evening. The
-Cherwell, with its slow, shady stream, its winding banks and drooping
-trees, was the favourite resort, but even here all was quiet. Every
-now and then a canoe flashed by lazily, or a punt plunged up in search
-of some cool nook. There was a momentary disturbance, perhaps, as it
-bumped against one already moored; and pairs of sleepy eyes would look
-up to scowl at the new-comer, if a stranger; or greet him lazily if a
-friend.
-
-Just in one of the pleasantest corners, Frank and Monkton had fixed
-their craft, and were lying face upwards on a couple of enormous
-cushions--Monkton smoking or pretending to smoke; Frank reading or
-pretending to read.
-
-“Are you going to stay for the Eights?” asked Monkton.
-
-“Rather,” answered Frank. “Why? aren’t you?”
-
-“No, not I! In the first place, I don’t care about them; and in the
-second place, I’ve promised Morton to drive to Abingdon at seven. It’ll
-be getting cool then.”
-
-“It seems to me you’re rather fond of going to Abingdon,” answered
-Frank. “What’s the attraction?”
-
-“My dear boy, ask no questions and I’ll tell you no lies”--and at that
-moment a punt ran right into them.
-
-“Now then, sir, look ahead!” spluttered Monkton as their punt was
-nearly upset, and his cigar falling from his mouth burnt a small hole
-in his flannel trousers. The intruder apologized and plunged on again
-to disturb the rest of other unlucky beings.
-
-“Well,” went on Frank, “I’m glad I’ve not to pay your bill for
-pony-traps, that’s all.”
-
-“Oh, well, as far as that goes,” retorted Monkton, waking up a little,
-“that don’t trouble me. I patronize the trustful Traces, and I’m sure
-the trustful one would be quite embarrassed if I offered to pay him; so
-I don’t. That’s all.”
-
-“Does your governor give you an allowance?” asked Frank.
-
-“Not he. He told me not to get into debt, and to send in the bills. And
-a fellow can’t live like a hermit. I’ve always had a horse at home, so
-I don’t see why I shouldn’t have one here. But I’m not proud, and so I
-hire a pony instead, and I’m sure the old man ought not to mind.”
-
-“Come out of that, you lazy young beggar!” called a voice in
-Frank’s ears, and looking up he saw Crawford in one of those little
-cockle-shells in which Mr. Verdant Green so highly distinguished
-himself--“Aren’t you coming down to see the Eights?”
-
-Monkton looked at Crawford with that expression of half insolence, half
-fear, which characterizes so many freshmen, and drawled out,--
-
-“Yes; Ross is going. He’s so energetic, you know.”
-
-“That’s a blessing, at all events,” answered Crawford, “as long as
-there are fellows like you, about.”
-
-“By Jove!” said Frank, pulling out his watch, “it’s getting late. If
-you’re going to Abingdon at seven, Monkton, you’ll have to look sharp.”
-
-“Going to Abingdon?” asked Crawford, half to himself, and getting no
-answer from Monkton.
-
-“Look here! I say, you fellows! can’t you manage to get this punt back
-to the barges, and let me cut up through the meadows?” said Monkton. “I
-promised to be in Morton’s rooms at half-past six, and it’s just on six
-now.”
-
-“All right,” said Frank, “Crawford will help me back with the
-punt”--really glad to get rid of him, for his younger and his older
-friend did not hit it off exactly.
-
-“It strikes me that young man is beginning rather early,” said Crawford
-paternally, as he lashed his boat to the punt and got in, much to
-Frank’s relief, for it was his first day in a punt.
-
-The latter did not say much, for he had himself commenced various
-extensive dealings with the trustful tradesmen--trustful, that is, for
-two years, but most distrustful afterwards--and he feared questioning
-and an inevitable lecture from Crawford.
-
-By the time they reached the barges, the river and banks were getting
-crowded. The band was assembling on the ’Varsity barge (that belonging
-to the University Boat Club); and all the other college barges were
-in a bustle of excitement. It was “the first night of the Eights,”
-and many were the attempts to explain that somewhat elliptical phrase
-to the uninitiated matrons and maidens who were flocking from every
-quarter of the town.
-
-Just at the mouth of the Cherwell, Crawford and Frank met a party of
-ladies and escorted them to the Paul’s barge; and the latter, though he
-fancied he was clear as to the meaning of “Eights” and “Torpids,” was
-really not sorry to overhear his friend’s explanation.
-
-“You see,” Crawford was saying to a pretty girl with bright blue eyes,
-that certainly did not seem to be reminded that they could see--“You
-see, every college, that is athletic enough, has a Boat Club; the best
-eight oars, rowers I mean, constitute ‘_the_ Eight;’ the second best
-eight are ‘the Torpid.’ The Torpid-races, or as we call them, ‘the
-Torpids,’ take place in the Lent term; every college that has an Eight
-and a Torpid enters the latter for the Torpid-races; and then they all
-row to see which is best. Then in the Summer term ‘the Eights’ are on;
-that is the races of the college Eight-oars; to-night is the first
-night, you know. All the Eights are going to row to see which is best.”
-
-“Yes; but,” said Blue-eyes, “why do they have more than one race?”
-
-“Well, you see”--Crawford could not help the phrase--“that is--er--it’s
-rather difficult to explain.”
-
-But after a moment he took courage, and plunged into his explanation,
-which was to this effect, and which may assist the uninitiated reader.
-
-The river is too narrow to admit of boats racing abreast. They are
-therefore arranged one behind the other, there being 120 feet from
-the nose of one to the stern of the other. All start simultaneously,
-the object of each being to “bump”--_i.e._ run into and touch the one
-in front of it. When a “bump” has taken place, both the “bumper” and
-the “bumped” row to the bank to let the others pass. There is a post
-opposite the barges, where most of the spectators sit, and when once a
-boat has passed this it cannot be bumped. The following night--called
-“night,” but really meaning seven o’clock--the boats all start, with
-this exception, that if, for example, on Monday Balliol has bumped
-Christ-Church, on Tuesday Balliol will start ahead of Christ-Church.
-The latter then has the chance of regaining its position by bumping
-Balliol, but it is also exposed to the danger of being bumped by the
-next boat. This goes on, in the case of the “Torpid,” for six days; of
-the “Eights,” for eight “nights.” At the end, the boat that finishes
-with all the others behind it, holds the proud position of “Head of
-the River” for the year. It may have gained this by making “bumps,” or
-by avoiding being “bumped.” How the order was, in the origin of the
-races, settled, it is impossible to say; but it is the rule that any
-college club which “puts on”--_i.e._ enters a boat for the races--for
-the first time shall start at the bottom. Perhaps, after this
-explanation, any remaining difficulty will be cleared up by suggesting,
-as an illustration, a school-class, in which a place is gained for
-a successful answer. The boats, by “bumping” and being “bumped,”
-respectively gain and lose places.
-
-Crawford was rowing in the Brasenose Eight. So, after seeing his lady
-friends to seats on the top of the college barge, he ran down-stairs
-to dress for the race. The men who rowed in the Brasenose Eight and
-Torpid were unlike the majority of men of other colleges, in that they
-walked to the river in _mufti_, and put on their boating-clothes in
-their barge. Frank, pleading an excuse that he wanted to go down the
-Berkshire bank to see the start, but chiefly because he was rather shy,
-left Crawford’s party to the attention of some other men, and, crossing
-in old George West’s punt, was soon lost in the crowd.
-
-One by one the boats paddled down to the start, cheered by their own
-men as they passed. The crowd thickened. A great surging mass pressed
-up against the rails that enclosed the barges, and gazed enviously at
-the lucky ones within the enclosure. A black line went coiling down the
-pathway towards Iffley. Those were the men who would see the start, and
-run back with the boats to cheer them on. Presently there was a great
-silence. Everybody was looking right away to the Iffley Willows, or at
-watches. Then the first gun went. Conversation flowed again for four
-minutes. Then the one-minute gun--and then utter silence, till with the
-third boom a roar of voices began, that came nearer and louder as the
-great black line began coiling home again, as fast as it could.
-
-Brasenose was Head of the River; and Blue-eyes was wearing the
-Brasenose colours; and Blue-eyes’ heart, though she would not have
-confessed it, was in a flutter of excitement. On came the boats.
-Balliol was close behind Brasenose. The Brasenose men on bank and
-barge shouted. The Balliol men shouted more loudly. They must catch
-them. Blue-eyes hated the Balliol men; but, for all that, the nose of
-the Balliol boat was within a foot of the Brasenose rudder. Now it
-overlapped it, but failed to touch it, for the Brasenose coxswain, by a
-sharp pull of the rudder-string, turned a rush of water against their
-nose and washed them off.
-
-The Brasenose men yelled till Blue-eyes felt the drums of her little
-ears were nigh to cracking. And then Crawford, who was rowing stroke,
-seemed to pull himself together for a final effort, and laying himself
-well out, gave his men a longer stroke. Now they were clear--now there
-was a foot between them--now two--now three. Then he quickened: his men
-answered bravely. Foot by foot they drew ahead, and when they were on
-the post, Balliol was a good length behind. Blue-eyes had often heard,
-“See, the Conquering Hero comes,” but she could not make out why the
-sound of it now gave her a choking feeling in the throat. Certainly she
-saw no more of the races, though boat by boat came by, each in as keen
-pursuit of the one just in advance of it as Balliol had been to catch
-Brasenose.
-
-There was a merry party that night in Crawford’s rooms, and Blue-eyes
-sat by the host, and was highly amused at the plain fare he was obliged
-to eat in the midst of the dainties of the supper-table; and she was
-half inclined to be cross when at a quarter to ten the captain of the
-Boat Club, who was present, firmly but politely suggested the breaking
-up of the party--“unless,” he explained, “you want to see Brasenose go
-down to-morrow night.”
-
-But men must work, or at any rate go in for examinations, whatever
-the women may do. So the “Eights” passed away, and Blue-eyes returned
-to her home, taking with her, from many, the sunshine she had brought.
-The Proctor’s notices recalled Frank and several hundred other
-unfortunates to the stern realities of University life. Parted for a
-while in the all-too-brief days of Blue-eyes’ supremacy, Monkton and
-Frank drifted together again by the force of kindred obligations.
-Together they went to the Junior Proctor, and entered their names for
-Responsions (commonly called “Smalls,” “because such a werry small
-number on ’em gets through,” as the guides will tell you); together
-they parted with the statutable guinea, fondly hoping that in due time
-they would get a tangible result in the shape of a testamur. Together
-they gazed admiringly, nor yet without awe, at their names when they
-appeared in the Gazette; and together, in white ties and “garments
-of a subfusc hue,” as prescribed by the statutes, they proceeded one
-bright morning in June to the Schools. There for two days, from nine to
-twelve, and from half-past one to half-past three, they were examined
-by papers. Then, after waiting a few days, Monkton’s _vivâ voce_ came
-on, the order of this being alphabetical. But when at two o’clock the
-same day the Clerk of the Schools read out a list of those who had
-passed, and for the gladly-paid shilling handed over a small piece of
-blue paper, testifying the fact in the handwriting of the much-enduring
-Examiners, Monkton’s testamur was, alas! not forthcoming. Frank did not
-pass as easily as he might have passed. The last few weeks had taken
-the polish off his work. He got his testamur, it is true, but he was
-rather ashamed of feeling relieved, for he knew that he ought never to
-have had any fears of failing in such a school-boy examination.
-
-He called on his tutor to consult him as to his future work. The First
-Public Examination (commonly called Moderations) is, like Responsions,
-obligatory on all; but here the student may offer either the minimum
-amount of work, called “a Pass,” or go in for Honours either in
-Classics or Mathematics. The Honours Examination is to chiefly test
-style of translation from Latin and Greek authors into English, and
-_vice versâ_, together with grammatical and critical questions bearing
-on the contents, style, and literary history of the books offered.
-Papers are also set in the Elements of Comparative Philology; the
-History of the Greek Drama, with Aristotle’s Poetics; and the Elements
-of Deductive Logic, with either selections from the Organon, or from
-Mill’s “Inductive Logic.” The four Gospels in Greek, together with
-questions on the subject-matter, are compulsory on all,--Passmen and
-Classmen alike. After the examination is over, the examiners (in this
-instance called Moderators) distribute the names of those whom they
-judge to have shown sufficient merit into three classes, the names in
-each class being arranged alphabetically. If a candidate is not good
-enough to be placed in a class, but has yet shown as much knowledge as
-is required of the ordinary Passmen, he receives a testamur to that
-effect. This is called a “gulf.” The subjects for Pass Moderations are
-Latin Prose (rather more difficult than for Responsions); the elements
-of Logic, or Arithmetic and Algebra to Quadratic Equations; unseen
-passages of Greek and Latin; and three authors, of whom one must be
-Greek, and one must be either an Orator, Philosopher, or Historian.
-
-After a little questioning, Mr. Wood’s advice to Frank was to go in
-for a Pass, and, that over, to read for Honours in one of the Final
-Schools, such as Modern History or Law. The advice was wise, for his
-classical reading was not very much advanced; and even if he could have
-got through the bare reading of the necessary text-books, he would not
-have acquired the style of translation and elegance in composition
-needed for the highest honours.
-
-He chose Logic in preference to Mathematics, by Mr. Wood’s advice; and
-for his authors, Herodotus (Books V. and VI.); Livy (Books V., VI., and
-VII.), and Juvenal, certain Satires being omitted. Having purchased
-these books, and laid in a good store of industrious intentions, he
-left Oxford and his freshman’s term behind him, not at all sorry to be
-going home.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-THE LONG VACATION.
-
-
-There was a good deal of the school-boy’s pleasure in the commencement
-of the holidays, mixed with the pride that he felt in his new
-condition. There were only a few passengers for Porchester, and only
-a few people on the platform when he alighted; but the few there were
-knew him, and Oxford made the chief matter of their inquiries, and a
-pleasant topic for him to dilate upon. But he was soon hurried off by
-two of his admiring younger brothers, and seated at the side of old
-John, the factotum, in the pony-carriage, talking hard, now to him,
-now to his brothers, who sat behind. How familiar the road was! Did
-green hedges ever look so green as those? or was summer twilight ever
-so sweet as this that lay so peacefully about little Porchester? The
-old church-tower rose like a soft shadow from the close trees. There,
-beside it, peeped the vicarage gables and chimneys. There was old
-Sally, the laundress, resting at her gateway, rubbing her wrinkled
-fingers as though she would smooth away the signs of so much soap and
-water. There was the postmaster putting up the shutters of his little
-grocery-shop; the tailor in his garden, tending his standard roses; the
-blacksmith at his silent smithy; there were the carrier’s horses just
-being unharnessed from the van that in these primitive parts was no
-mean rival of the railway. A few children here; a knot of women there,
-chattering, scolding, laughing, staring, questioning; there a group of
-men outside the “Anchor;” here some boys playing marbles.
-
-How unchanged it all was! The term at Oxford seemed like a dream. Frank
-could scarcely believe he had been away more than two months.
-
-Now they are passing the vicarage garden. The gate is open, and
-Frank, much to the amusement of Tom and Will in the hind-seat of
-the pony-carriage, stares hard through the white posts and up the
-lawn. Whatever his thoughts or hopes may have been, they are rudely
-interrupted (and most probably shattered) by a couple of voices from
-behind, which seem to be bubbling over with amusement, and to be
-jostling each other for the first and loudest place.
-
-“She’s away!”
-
-“Who’s away?” asked Frank quietly, with assumed indifference.
-
-“Who’s away?” repeat the two behind. “Why, who’re you looking for, eh?”
-
-“_Are_ the vicarage people away, then?” said Frank.
-
-“Rose is,” again comes from the bubbling voices.
-
-But before the subject can be pursued further, old John, pointing with
-his whip, says,--
-
-“There’s the master, sir.”
-
-And Frank, looking straight away up the road, discerns his father
-coming towards them, and jumps out of the carriage.
-
-“Why, Frank, my boy, I declare you’ve grown!”
-
-Nor did his dignity decline the honour. He took his father’s arm, and,
-letting the younger ones drive home with John and the luggage, walked
-and talked with his father till they reached the house. His mother and
-sisters were at the door to welcome him. Never had there been such a
-pleasant, proud home-coming yet. The servants peeped from the upper
-windows to see “Master Frank,” whom they doubtless expected to find
-completely transformed, and John, taking the luggage from the carriage,
-again took stock of him, and told the servants with an air that, as
-always, carried weight,--
-
-“Arter all, there’s no place like college to make a man of a young
-gentleman.”
-
-One scene more to complete the first act of our freshman’s life.
-
-Mr. Ross was, as became a lawyer, a man of sound business-like habits.
-Directly after breakfast on the following morning he called Frank into
-his study, and they went together through all the bills.
-
-The result of their investigation was as follows:--
-
- £ _s._ _d._
- Travelling and Hotel Expenses at Matriculation 5 10 0
- Caution Money (to Paul’s) 30 0 0
- Matriculation Fee (to the University) 2 10 0
- Glass and China (to the scout) 9 19 6
- Cap and Gown 1 2 6
- Entrance Fee (Union Society) 1 5 0
- Boat Club Subscription 3 10 0
- Cricket Club 2 10 0
- Paul’s Debating Society 0 2 6
- Rifle Corps 5 0 0
- Valuation of Furniture 30 0 0
- Battels for Summer Term 35 0 0
- Fee for Responsions 1 0 0
- Books, Sundries, and Travelling Expenses 10 0 0
-
-The summer passed. Frank had been to the Henley Regatta at Crawford’s
-invitation, and had stayed with him at the old “Red Lion” with various
-crews; had run down the bank at his side when he was practising for the
-Diamond Sculls in the sweet June mornings, and had shouted with the
-shouting crowd when he won the race, beating the London man and the
-Cantab who had been training “dark.” Then he had gone to Crawford’s
-home for a pleasant week; then back to little Porchester, where, with
-garden-parties and cricket, with boating on the river that seemed so
-deserted after the crowded Isis, and lawn-tennis, the time had passed
-away happily enough. Of work for the “Schools” Frank had done little or
-nought; but when in August the vicar’s daughter left Porchester for six
-weeks, work somehow seemed easier, and he managed to get through a fair
-amount; and again, when the boys went back to school about the middle
-of September, and he was left alone with his parents and sisters, there
-seemed fresh opportunities for study. But then--but then back came the
-vicar’s daughter, and books were again forgotten. The village seemed to
-have gained fresh beauties. Every old gate and stile seemed no longer
-made of common wood, every hedge no longer clad with common green. The
-organ-loft where she practised in the week was no longer a dusty, dark,
-break-neck place, but the place for breaking something which, whatever
-lovers may say, is often easily mended by
-
- “Time and the change the old man brings.”
-
-And what a poet Frank was in those days! How he idealized, and in
-his own fashion glorified, every little winding woodland path, every
-glimpse of wold seen through the fading autumn leaves, every stretch of
-quiet river, the old boats, the crumbling bridge, the dark weir, the
-church-tower--that useful part of a young poet’s stock-in-trade.
-
-In fact, when he returned to Oxford one Friday evening in October,
-he quite agreed with the old woman’s and the sailor’s superstition
-that Friday was an unlucky day; he wrapped himself in his rug, and
-felt that if his heart was not breaking, he was at least deeply in
-love. Silence was his consolation. He rejected the invitation of a
-friend whom he met _en route_ to transfer himself and his goods to
-the atmosphere of a smoking compartment. He stared gloomily at the
-persistent bookstall-boys; rejected even the offer of a Banbury cake at
-Didcot. In his condition, there was something positively comforting in
-that most cheerless and wretched of all stations. The wind that moaned
-in the telegraph-wires seemed to murmur “Rose.” The bell that rang
-violently in the platform-porter’s hand seemed like the little single
-bell in Porchester Church--of course much louder and harsher to Frank’s
-imagination, but it was a bell, and it recalled Rose, and that was
-enough.
-
-Having passed safely through the turmoil of the Oxford platform,
-and the loneliness of Friday night, on Saturday morning he rushed
-precipitously to Davis’s picture-shop in “the Turl,”[8] and having
-purchased a photograph of the Huguenot picture by Millais, hung it in a
-corner by his chimney looking-glass. In that corner his friends noticed
-he now was constantly to be found sitting. They, of course, did not
-know that in that picture Frank saw Rose and himself under the vicarage
-wall. He was at a loss, it is true, to account even to himself for the
-pocket-handkerchief which is being bound round the reluctant arm. But
-what mattered to him such a paltry detail, even though it made the
-whole gist of the picture?
-
-Term began with the usual routine. Chapel at half-past eight on
-Saturday evening, at which all assembled except a few who were detained
-by those convenient “tidal trains,” which always seem to be late when
-one is coming back from a Long-Vacation scamper on the Continent, or
-from the injured Emerald Isle, but never when one is thither bound.
-
-And then comes Sunday morning, with the many good-intentioned
-ones hurrying to their seats past the much-enduring Bible-clerk,
-whose labours would, however, very soon lessen with the growth of
-term;--Sunday, with the heavy luncheon;--Sunday, with the long
-constitutional in the bright October sunlight--was a first Sunday in
-Michaelmas Term ever other than a bright one? Dinner in Hall at six,
-with the endless greetings that the confusion of Chapel had prevented.
-Monday morning, with its formal calls on Master and Dean, Tutor and
-Lecturer; and Monday evening, with its posted list of lectures,
-club-meetings, and subscriptions; till Tuesday morning comes, with
-the greater or less obedience of the victims of those various calls,
-shows that term has begun in very earnest, no matter whether the
-earnestness be the earnestness of industry or of that which flourishes
-as abundantly--idleness.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-“THE FLYING TERMS.”
-
-
-It was a Thursday night; and the rooms of the “Union” were crowded,
-for the debate was to be opened by a popular member. A few men were
-in the reading-rooms, indifferent to the subject and its mover; a
-few were in the writing-room, hurrying over their letters, in order
-to be in time for the “private business,” which is usually the most
-amusing part of the evening’s proceedings. There were several important
-telegrams posted in the Hall, and the stopping of members to read them
-considerably added to the general confusion. Ladies were hurrying
-upstairs to the little uncomfortable gallery,[9] with amused looks
-of curiosity, or the calm equanimity of accustomed visitors. No one
-to-night waited to read, either for edification or for amusement,
-the endless notices of those private tutors, to whom advertisement
-seems a dire necessity--those manifestos of all shades, pleading,
-peremptory, apologetic, confidential, and confident, which suggest the
-question:--“Where are the pupils, to be instructed by these willing and
-anxious instructors?”
-
-The steward’s room is in possession of two attendants only, for the
-steward and his indefatigable son are upstairs in the committee-room,
-in attendance upon the committee.
-
-It is eight o’clock, and the debating-room is crammed. Every seat is
-filled; but those for whom there are not seats are quite content to
-stand. The gallery is fringed with women’s faces, looking down upon the
-mass of men below. There is a murmur of suppressed conversation, which
-suddenly ceases on the cry of “Order.” The president enters, followed
-by the treasurer, librarian, and most of the members of the committee.
-He is in evening dress--the exception and not the rule; in his case it
-is the sign of honour. He has been dining, for the first time, at the
-High table of the college which has just elected him Fellow. To-night
-is his first public appearance since his election, and, being a popular
-man and officer, he is loudly cheered. The officers seat themselves,
-and in a moment the president rises and proclaims “Order,” and the
-business of the evening commences. He first reads a list of those
-members of the University proposed for election, and those already
-elected, and then calls upon the librarian to bring forth his list
-of books. That officer, a big-headed, ungainly man, with a squint,
-hurries through a list, to which prices and particulars are appended,
-and then asks any, who wish, to challenge any book or books. If any are
-challenged, they are temporarily withdrawn from the list, and the rest
-are put to the vote and carried; after which the objections are made to
-the particular books before challenged, and are met by the librarian
-with considerable ability, and the books, with one exception, carried.
-He then rises to propose “That ‘The Gorgon Head’ (much laughter), by
-Mr. Tennyson Jones, presented by the author to the library, be accepted
-by the society, and that a vote of thanks be given to the honourable
-member for his present.”
-
-No one wishing to challenge this proposition, it is formally put and
-carried, with faint cheering.
-
-The president then rises: “Does any honourable member wish to put any
-question to the officers of this society relative to their official
-duties?”
-
-At least a dozen members rise in different parts of the room--we beg
-pardon--the House.
-
-A red-headed young gentleman, with spectacles, catches first the
-president’s eye, and is put in possession of the House. His voice is
-high and shrill.
-
-“Sir--”
-
-“Hear! hear!” from several facetious members encouragingly.
-
-“Sir--I wish to ask the honourable treasurer--(loud cries of ‘Speak up,
-sir’)--I wish to ask the honourable treasurer--”
-
-“Hear! hear!” from a stentorian voice in one corner.
-
-“Order! order!”
-
-“Sir,” again resumes the luckless red-headed inquirer, “I--I--have
-lost my umbrella. I--I--put it in the stand on Wednesday
-evening--(‘Hear! hear!’)--on my way to--to--the smoking-room,
-and--and--and--it was not there when I came back.” And the speaker
-drops into his seat.
-
-The treasurer takes no notice, but the president rises and says:--“I
-must remind the honourable member that any statement he may have to
-make must be introduced or followed by a question.”
-
-The owner of the lost umbrella rises, and before he has opened his
-mouth is told to “speak up.” This time he does speak up, in very
-shrillness: “I wish to ask the honourable treasurer whether he will
-take some steps for the recovery of my umbrella.”
-
-The treasurer is a stout youth, short of speech and of stature. He
-clips his sentences: “I must remind the honourable member that this
-society is not a police institution. I regret the loss of his umbrella.
-I regret still more that there are members in this society so careless
-or so dishonest as to remove umbrellas not belonging to them.”
-
-“Sir”--from another corner--“I consider the answer of the honourable
-treasurer most unsatisfactory. I now beg to ask him whether he will
-take steps to prevent the robbery--(‘Oh! oh!’)--yes--robbery of the
-property of members of this society.”
-
-The treasurer is again on his legs: “In answer to the last honourable
-member, I beg to say that as far as I know anything of the funds of
-this society, it is not in a position to pay for policemen to guard
-the umbrellas of honourable members. If honourable members value their
-umbrellas, I should recommend them to leave them in the steward’s room,
-or carry them with them into whichever of the society’s rooms they may
-go.”
-
-“Sir”--from another quarter--“will you move for a committee of inquiry
-into the loss of umbrellas and other property?” (Loud cheers.)
-
-By this time the treasurer is white-hot:--“No, sir!” and he flumps into
-his chair--(loud cheers from the treasurer’s partisans and from the
-admirers of his doggedness). He is not, however, yet done with.
-
-“I beg to ask the honourable treasurer,” says a grimy-looking youth,
-“why there are so few nail-brushes in the lavatory?” (Roars of
-laughter.)
-
-“In answer to the honourable member,” says the treasurer, “I beg to
-state that I have already given orders for a fresh and--as they seem so
-much in request--a still larger supply.” (Cheers.)
-
-Then there is a brief space of silence.
-
-“Does any other honourable member wish to put any questions to the
-officers of this society relative to their official duties?”
-
-No one rising, the president says--
-
-“The House will now proceed to public business;” and after waiting a
-few seconds, to give those who wish the chance to leave, he reads from
-a notice-board,--
-
-“The motion before the House is, ‘That the present Ministry is unworthy
-of the confidence of this House and of the nation,’ moved by Mr.
-Dubber, of Trinity.”
-
-There is a perfect uproar as Mr. Dubber rises and moves towards the
-table--cheers from his supporters, groans from his opponents; but he
-is too accustomed to the temper of his audience to take any notice. He
-pours out a glass of water and leisurely drinks half the contents, and
-waits confidently. His confidence commands attention; and in a clear,
-ringing voice, he proceeds to rattle away a clever _résumé_ of the
-stump speeches of his political party. There is no lack to-night of
-speakers. No less than six rise directly he sits down.
-
-And so the debate goes on unflaggingly until half-past ten, when, there
-being no more speakers, the mover replies; and then the president reads
-the motion once more, and says,--
-
-“Those who are in favour of this motion will say ‘Aye;’ those who are
-against it will say ‘No.’”
-
-There are nearly 500 members present, and the noise may be imagined.
-
-“The ‘Noes’ have it,” is the president’s ruling.
-
-“Divide! divide!” from the “Ayes;” and the president accordingly gives
-the order,--
-
-“Those who are in favour of this motion will go to the right of the
-chair; those who are against it to the left.”
-
-Then follows a scene of indescribable confusion. In about ten minutes’
-time the numerous tellers have agreed, and the president reads the
-numbers,--
-
-“Those who are in favour of this motion, 179; those who are against it,
-290. The motion is therefore lost.”
-
-Loud cheers, and the House separates.
-
-Within a few days of the commencement of term, Frank had found his
-name posted for rowing--that is, for rowing under the direction of the
-senior men who were coaching the likely freshmen for the Torpid races,
-which would come off in the ensuing Lent Term; and he took so kindly
-to the work that he was soon regularly among the recognized set from
-which the crew would eventually be picked. In fact, his performances
-had attracted the notice of the president of the University Boat Club,
-and he had been “down” with the men who were being coached with a view
-to rowing against Cambridge. This was indeed an honour; and he strained
-every energy to get chosen for one of the Trial Eights that were to
-race at the end of term, and from which the University Eight (commonly
-called “the ’Varsity”) would be selected.
-
-His wishes were fulfilled, and he was put No. 6 in what was supposed
-to be the better of the two boats. This, of course, insured his rowing
-in his College Torpid next term, and in his College Eight in the summer
-term, and it might have led to a seat in “the ’Varsity.”
-
-As a matter of fact, it did not; but Frank was well content with the
-honour of merely rowing in the “Trials,” and more especially as the
-Eight in which he was rowing won the race in November. Towards the
-close of term he was made a Freemason, and very proud he was to tell
-his father, himself a Mason of some distinction, the various gossip
-of his lodge, “The Apollo,” which claims among its members some of
-England’s best-known brethren.
-
-One other little distinction Frank had to relate on going down for
-the Christmas vacation, and that was the flattering notice, in the
-_Undergraduate’s Journal_, of a poem of his which had appeared in
-the University magazine, _College Rhymes_;[10] and it may safely be
-asserted that no one in Porchester was prouder of the poet than the
-vicar’s daughter, who saw herself reflected in the mirror of his verse.
-
-The Christmas vacation passed. Lent Term came, and with it the
-Torpids. Paul’s made five bumps, and Frank duly posted copies of the
-_Undergraduate’s Journal_, which recorded the fact, to the vicarage and
-to his home. But with this proud event he abandoned for the present
-most of his amusements, confined himself to the practice for the Eights
-which were coming off in May, and to his work for Moderations, which
-was fixed for about the same date. The college lectures not being
-sufficient, he found himself obliged to “put on a coach”--_i.e._ employ
-a private tutor--during the summer term; but when he got his “testamur”
-in June, just a week before Commemoration, he and his father both felt
-that the ten guineas[11] had been profitably expended.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-A READING PARTY.
-
-
-Moderations being thus thrown behind, the next step was the choice of
-subjects in which to take a degree. For the Second Public or Final
-Examination for the degree of B.A. there is yet further scope of
-subject allowed. Here, again, a student has the option of taking a Pass
-or an Honour Degree; and here also both Passmen and Classmen alike have
-to pass an examination in the Rudiments of Faith and Religion, the
-subjects of which are:--
-
-(1) The Books of the Old and New Testament.
-
-(2) The Holy Gospels and Acts of the Apostles in the original Greek.
-
-(3) The Thirty-nine Articles.
-
-But any candidate may for himself, or his parents or guardians for
-him, object on religious grounds to this examination, and in this
-case he is allowed to offer some books or subjects appointed for this
-purpose by the Board of Studies.
-
-The subjects for the Pass Degree are arranged in three groups, as
-follows, the books specified being those which may now be offered till
-further notice:--
-
- GROUP A.
-
- (1) Two books, either both Greek, or one Greek and one Latin;
- one being a Greek philosophical work, and the other a Greek or
- Latin historian.
-
- _e.g._ Aristotle’s Ethics, Books i.-iv., together with
- chapters 6-10 of Book x.
-
- Aristotle’s Politics, Books i., iii., vii.
-
- Plato--Republic, Books i.-iv.
-
- Herodotus--Books vii.-ix.
-
- Livy, Books xxi.-xxiv.
-
- Tacitus--Annals, Books i.-iv.
-
- With questions on the subject-matter of the books offered.
-
- (2) The outlines of Greek and Roman History, with a special
- period of one or the other, and English Composition.
-
- _e.g._ Greek--from the Legislation of Solon to the
- death of Alexander the Great.
-
- Roman--from the establishment of the Republic to the
- death of Domitian.
-
- Special periods.
-
- Greek--the Persian war; the Peloponnesian war.
-
- Roman--the second Punic war; the reign of Tiberius.
-
- GROUP B.
-
- (1) Either English History and a period or subject of English
- Literature, or a period of modern European History, with
- Political and Descriptive Geography, with English Composition
- in each case.
-
- _e.g._ English History to 1815, with one of the
- following:--
-
- (_a_) Piers Ploughman--the Prologue, Passus
- i.-vii.; Chaucer--the Prologue, the Knightes Tale,
- the Nonne Prestes Tale.
-
- (_b_) Shakespeare--The Tempest, King Lear, Richard
- II., Hamlet.
-
- (_c_) Dryden--Selections; Pope--Essay on Man,
- Epistles and Satires.
-
- (2) French or German, including Composition and a period of
- Literature.
-
- _e.g._ Molière, Le Tartuffe; Corneille, Les Horaces,
- _or_ Racine, Athalie; Voltaire, Siècle de Louis XIV.,
- Chapters i.-xxiv., with a general acquaintance with
- the History and Literature of the Age of Louis XIV.;
- unseen passages of French: _or_, Schiller, the Maid of
- Orleans; Goethe, Hermann and Dorothea, _or_ Lessing,
- Nathan der Weise; Goethe, Wahrheit und Dichtung, Books
- i.-iv., with a general acquaintance with the History
- of the Classical period of German Literature (from
- Klopstock to Goethe); unseen passages of German.
-
- (3) The Elements of Political Economy, to be read in Fawcett’s
- Manual, and Adam Smith’s “Wealth of Nations,” Books i. and ii.
-
- (4) Either Stephen’s “Blackstone,” Book ii., _or_ Justinian’s
- “Institutes,” omitting from Book ii., tit. 11, to Book iii.,
- tit. 12.
-
- GROUP C.
-
- (1) The Elements of Geometry, including Geometrical
- Trigonometry.
-
- (2) The Elements of Mechanics, solid and fluid, treated
- mathematically.
-
- (3) The Elements of Chemistry, with a practical examination.
-
- (4) The Elements of Physics, not necessarily treated
- mathematically.
-
-Of the above subjects in the three groups each candidate is examined
-in three, of which not more than two can be taken from any one of the
-three groups, and of which one must be either A (1) or B (2). The
-examinations in the three subjects may be passed in separate terms.
-
-The commonest selections made are as follows:--
-
- GROUP A (1).
-
- GROUP B (3) and (4).
-
-Those men who prefer History will naturally offer the outlines of
-Ancient History, as it works well with the text-books in Group A
-(1). Those who are going to the Bar or to be admitted as solicitors
-will naturally offer one of the branches of Law, the Roman Law being
-especially the favourite with Bar-students, as the Roman Law Bar
-Examination may be studied for and passed almost simultaneously. The
-choice for the Classman lies among the following:--
-
- 1. LITERÆ HUMANIORES, including--
-
- (1) The Greek and Latin Languages.
-
- (_a_) Specified books and books not specially
- offered.
-
- (_b_) Translations into Greek and Latin Prose.
-
- (2) The Histories of Ancient Greece and Rome.
-
- (_a_) Specified periods.
-
- (_b_) General knowledge of Classical Geography and
- Antiquities.
-
- (3) Philosophy.
-
- (_a_) Logic.
-
- (_b_) The outlines of Moral Philosophy.
-
- (_c_) The outlines of Political Philosophy.
-
- 3. MATHEMATICS.
-
- (_a_) Elementary Pure Mathematics.
-
- (_b_) Elementary Mechanics of Solid and Fluid Bodies.
-
- (_c_) Pure Mathematics.
-
- (_d_) Mechanics of Solid and Fluid Bodies.
-
- (_e_) Optics, Geometrical and Physical.
-
- (_f_) Newton’s Principia and Astronomy.
-
- 4. NATURAL SCIENCE.
-
- Preliminary: Mechanics.
- Physics.
- Chemistry.
-
- Final: Physics.
- Chemistry.
- Biology.
-
- And the following special subjects:--
-
- (_a_) Crystallography and Mineralogy.
-
- (_b_) Geology and Palæontology.
-
- (_c_) Zoology.
-
- (_d_) Botany.
-
- --taken respectively as supplementary to the general
- subjects.
-
- 5. JURISPRUDENCE.
-
- (1) General Jurisprudence.
-
- The principles of Jurisprudence, the theory of
- Legislation, and the early history of Legal
- Institutions. Special reference to Austin’s
- Lectures, Bentham’s Principles of Morals and
- Legislation, and the works of Sir Henry Maine.
-
- (2) History of English Law.
-
- (_a_) Constitutional Law.
-
- The leading principles and the following
- topics:--Legislative power of Parliament, the
- modes in which it is exercised, and its extent
- as to territory and persons.
-
- The prerogatives of the Crown, the privileges
- of the Houses of Parliament.
-
- The constitutional position of the Privy
- Council, the Ministers of the Crown, the
- Established Church, the Courts of Law, and the
- Armed Forces.
-
- Reference to Blackstone or Stephens’
- “Commentaries,” Stubbs’ “Documents Illustrative
- of English History,” Hallam’s “Constitutional
- History,” and Sir T. E. May’s “Constitutional
- History.”
-
- The following statutes must be carefully read:
- Constitutions of Clarendon. Magna Charta, Stat.
- Westminster II. 13 Ed. 1, Stat. 1, c. 24.
- Petition of Right. Habeas Corpus Act, 31 Car.
- II. c. 2. Bill of Rights, 1 W. and M. Sess. 2,
- 2. Act of Settlement, 12 and 13 Will. III. c. 2.
-
- (_b_) History of the Law of Real Property.
-
- Reference to Blackstone or Stephens’
- “Commentaries,” Digby’s “Introduction to the
- History of Real Property.” Principal statutes
- referred to in the latter must be mastered,
- and reference may with advantage be made
- to Williams’ “Treatise on the Law of Real
- Property.”
-
- (3) Roman Law.
-
- The Institutes of Gaius.
-
- The Institutes of Justinian.
-
- (4) English Law.
-
- The principles of the Law of Contracts.
-
- (5) International Law.
-
- (_a_) The outlines of International Law as a
- system.
-
- (_b_) The history of the law relating to seas,
- ships, and navigable rivers in time of peace.
-
- Reference to Woolsey’s “Introduction,” and
- Heffter’s “Europäisches Völkerrecht,” Wheaton’s
- “Elements,” or “Law of Nations,” by Sir Travers
- Twiss. On subject (_b_) Ortolan’s “Diplomatie de la
- Mer,” livre deuxième.
-
- 6. MODERN HISTORY.
-
- (1) The continuous History of England.
-
- (2) General History during some selected period.
-
- (3) A special portion of History or a special
- Historical subject, carefully studied with reference to
- original authorities.
-
- (4) Political Economy, Constitutional Law, and
- Political and Descriptive Geography.
-
- (5) A subject or period of Literature (optional).
-
- 7. THEOLOGY.
-
- (1) The Holy Scriptures (the New Testament in the
- Greek).
-
- (2) Dogmatic and Symbolic Theology.
-
- (3) Ecclesiastical History and the Fathers.
-
- (4) The Evidences of Religion.
-
- (5) Liturgies.
-
- (6) Sacred Criticism and the Archæology of the Old and
- New Testaments.
-
- Knowledge of Hebrew has great weight in the distribution of
- Honours.
-
-Frank had always intended to go in for one of the Honour Schools, but
-agreed with his father that there was no necessity to avail himself
-of the longest allowance of time granted. He need not present himself
-for three years, but his father decided that two years was quite long
-enough, in addition to the year he had already spent. He must do what
-he could in the two years.
-
-There was no dispute between father and son. Their views corresponded.
-Frank was to be called to the Bar, and the Honour School of Law
-was chosen for the degree. The subjects for this would, in a great
-measure, answer the further purpose of the Bar Call Examination. Mr.
-Ross proposed to enter Frank’s name at the Inner Temple in the ensuing
-Michaelmas Term. He should then “eat dinners” during the two years in
-which he was reading for his Oxford degree; that taken, he should have
-one year’s reading in a barrister’s chambers. This, he considered,
-ought to qualify him not only in book-work, but practically for a call.
-Moreover, it would give him just the necessary time to complete the
-statutable number of terms.
-
-Frank was anxious to enter at once, before the Trinity Term was
-over, but on this point his father was firm. There was no need for
-such immediate hurry. As it was, he would be qualified for a call, at
-an age considerably below the average. Mr. Ross had noticed that the
-first Long Vacation had been, comparatively speaking, wasted. He had
-said nothing, but had resolved that the second and third should not
-be a repetition of the first. He therefore directed Frank to write to
-his college tutor, Mr. Woods, for particulars of the subjects for the
-Honour Law School, and for advice as to a “coach” for part of the Long
-Vacation; and he himself wrote to his old friend, Mr. Wodehouse, on the
-latter point.
-
-Frank’s letter from Mr. Woods was as follows:--
-
- “Paul’s.
-
- “DEAR MR. ROSS,--I am very glad to hear that you have so soon
- made up your mind as to the subjects in which you propose to
- take your degree; and I have no doubt your father’s plan of
- entering you at the Inner Temple next Michaelmas Term is a wise
- one.
-
- “Mr. Edwards, of University College, is, I have every reason
- to believe, a most advisable Law ‘coach.’ He is just now
- arranging a reading party to Switzerland, and I should hope
- your father will consent to your joining. Tell him from me that
- reading parties are not what they were in my undergraduate
- days--mere pleasure-trips, in which work forms the very last
- consideration. The few men now who go with a reading party
- really go to read. You may mention my name in writing to Mr.
- Edwards. He will, of course, furnish you with all particulars.
-
- “Believe me, yours sincerely,
-
- “J. WOODS.”
-
-The letter from Mr. Wodehouse was characteristic:--
-
- “DEAR MR. ROSS,--Law is not my line, or I would take your boy
- myself; but I know an excellent coach, Edwards of University,
- who is now settling a reading party, for Switzerland, I
- believe. Send your boy with him; you can’t do better. I send
- by this post a copy of the Examination Regulations, revised to
- this date. Details, of course, you will get from Edwards.
-
- “I am yours truly,
-
- “PHILIP WODEHOUSE.”
-
-After the letters, there was not much difficulty in deciding that
-Edwards was the coach to be secured. But the Swiss tour! Frank said
-nothing, nor did Mr. Ross--the former because he knew his father’s
-disposition, the latter because he would not promise what he might not
-be able, with justice to the rest of his family, to afford.
-
-However, after a suspense of three days, Frank was summoned after
-breakfast to the study. His father had received a letter from the
-coach, telling him the probable cost of the tour, and he had decided
-to send Frank. The party would leave London on the 1st of July. They
-were to meet for dinner at the Grosvenor Hotel at six o’clock, and go
-from Victoria by the mail that catches the night-boat from Dover to
-Calais. Mr. Edwards added a few particulars as to books, and, rightly
-conjecturing this to be Frank’s first journey abroad, some suggestions
-as to clothes and necessaries generally.
-
-Mr. Ross winced a little when he heard the route that was chosen. But
-when he had made up his mind to an expense, he was not a man to worry
-over the inevitable extras.
-
-The few days of June that remained passed quickly enough. Frank,
-somehow, was not at home as much as his brothers and sisters could have
-wished. At meals there were sundry questions as to his doings, amused
-looks at his evident confusion, till even Mr. Ross, usually oblivious
-to the jokes that passed between the young folks, questioned his wife
-as to their meaning.
-
-When he heard the suggestion, he at first laughed at it as ridiculous,
-then said the whole affair was “out of the question,” not from any
-dislike to Rose, for he was indeed very fond of her, and finally saying
-he would speak to Frank, said nothing after all.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was a soft, sweet evening, that of June 30th, and Frank, having
-finished his packing, slipped out unnoticed after dinner. It was a
-difficult matter to avoid the prying eyes of his brothers, but the
-dessert that evening was unusually absorbing, and long after Mr.
-and Mrs. Ross had left the table, the boys were diligently making
-themselves ill. Seizing the opportunity, he was three fields beyond the
-paddock before his absence was even mentioned.
-
-He was sad, down-hearted, romantically melancholy. And yet he had a
-delightful tour through Switzerland in store. Porchester had never
-seemed such a lovely little place. No Swiss mountains could ever have
-such beauty as those soft hills yonder; no glaciers the charm of the
-gently flowing river; no Alpine forests the sweetness of these English
-meadows, now silvering with the evening dew, and softening in the
-falling mist. He stopped by a gate. He found his initials cut there,
-just in one corner out of sight; and near them one other letter. Three
-years ago he had broken his best knife, and cut his finger, over that
-little work. And there it was still--lichened over now, but still
-legible. He would not touch it. He wondered if it would still be there
-when he came back. When he came back! Was the boy going to India for
-twenty years, or to the North Pole? Who would touch the letters? Who
-would even read them? Who that came by this way would be likely to stop
-by that uninteresting gate, and draw aside those great dock-leaves
-merely to see F. R. and R. clumsily carved? And who, if they saw them,
-would trouble to deface them?
-
-But Frank was in love and was proportionately melancholy. And lo! as in
-answer to his thoughts, softly over the new-cut grass comes the vicar’s
-daughter.
-
-It should be clearly understood that the pathway along which Rose
-came so opportunely was public, though seldom frequented. It led
-from the village of Porchester to a ferry, and this carried you to a
-hamlet, Wood Green, that lay within the vicar’s ministrations. Just
-now there was illness in the hamlet, and Rose used daily to visit the
-sick. Frank, on no such journeys bent, passed many hours of those last
-days of June about the fields, and crossing and re-crossing in the
-ferry-boat. Luckily this was worked by a marvellous contrivance of
-wheels, ropes, and poles, and there was no observant Charon to wonder
-at, and then report, the strange and repeated passages of the lawyer’s
-son. Last evening, at the same time and place, he had met Rose: had
-told her he was leaving for Switzerland: had gone so far as to ask her
-if she was going to Wood Green the next evening; and she, because she
-was Rose, told him yes. Perhaps there was another reason, the cause of
-which lay in him. But she never speculated. He had asked her, and she
-had told him. She was going to Wood Green, and why not say so?
-
-They walked slowly, oh! so slowly, across the misty meadows. They
-crossed, as lazily as the stream would suffer them, the little ferry.
-They reached Wood Green. It was only a basket and a message that Rose
-had to deliver to-night, and Frank had not long to wait at the little
-white wicket at Vowles’s cottage. Then back again, across the ferry,
-and up the fields; and then, just by the gateway where they had met,
-they stopped, and he showed her something, pulling aside the gigantic
-dock-leaves--three letters, rudely cut, and covered with lichen.
-
-“I cut them three years ago,” he said. “Was it very silly?”
-
-“I don’t know,” she answered.
-
-“I loved you then, Rose,” he said softly, taking her hand, “but I love
-you a thousand times more now, darling.”
-
-And Rose has told him something that makes him utterly happy--something
-they have known these many weeks, but neither has dared to express.
-They are but children, but why should they not be happy? Only boy and
-girl, but is that any reason why their love should not be true? And
-so they walk back through the deepening summer night, he as proud as
-knight of old, and she as happy as any “fair ladye.” And then by the
-vicarage garden-gate they say good-bye. They have not thought of the
-future. The present is theirs, and that is enough. She is a simple
-little village girl, and he an undergraduate; that is all. But “all” is
-a great deal to them.
-
-At six o’clock in the evening of July 1st, Edwards and his six pupils
-dined at the Grosvenor, wisely and not too well, in view of the passage
-that night. The party consisted of Hoskins of Brasenose, reading for
-Honours in Law; Lang and Kingdon of Christ Church, Maude of John’s, and
-Royds of Exeter, reading for the Final Pass Schools; and Frank, who had
-thus one companion only in work. Edwards was quite a young man. He had
-been married about two years, but left his wife and child at home. He
-was just of an age not to be “donnish,” and yet old enough to command a
-certain amount of necessary respect.
-
-The pecuniary arrangements were as usual. Each was to pay his own
-personal expenses, and tuition-fee to Edwards at the rate of 10_l._
-per month. But for the sake of convenience he would make the actual
-payments, and divide the amounts weekly.
-
-At Victoria they broke up, for most of the men wanted to smoke.
-Edwards was not a smoker, and would have travelled to Dover alone
-had not Frank got into his compartment. The coach’s weakness in this
-respect was the one little difficulty on the tour, and afforded a fund
-of amusement to the rest, who were young enough to regard a non-smoker
-with feelings of surprise. With the exception of Royds, none of the
-seven had ever been abroad. He spoke French slightly, and had a
-smattering of German. Edwards could not speak a word of the former,
-but knew enough of the latter for comfort in travelling. No one else
-spoke either. Royds plumed himself on his position of superiority, not
-without offence to the rest of the party, who one and all joined in
-snubbing him whenever he forgot his relation to Edwards. He was just a
-source of a little “pleasant acidity.”
-
-“I should advise you to lie down, if you’re inclined to be sea-sick,”
-said Royds, for the benefit of the party generally, when they were on
-board. “I never am.”
-
-Edwards retired to the centre of the boat; Frank rolled himself in a
-rug on a bench near the central deck cabins. The rest again consoled
-themselves with cigars. The passage was long, for the night was foggy;
-but the water was calm as a duck-pond. Nevertheless, Royds looked very
-pale as he landed at Calais.
-
-They reached Paris in the early sweetness of the morning. And what
-a charm the great city has at that hour, and to first-comers! The
-brightness, the laughter, the sunshine of the town in its life! What a
-contrast to the death and dirt of London at such an hour!
-
-They rushed across to an hotel near the Lyons Station, and after a
-hasty breakfast, breaking into three parties, drove all over the place,
-seeing, not “doing,” as much as time allowed. In the evening they left
-for Geneva. Here they stayed two nights, and then went on to Chamounix
-by _diligence_. From Chamounix they ascended the Montanvert to cross
-the Mer de Glace.
-
-This was their first climb. Royds, of course, had been before;
-and with quite a paternal air he selected a guide one evening, and
-marshalled the party the following morning. Going up the pine-woods,
-their weary eyes were refreshed by the sight of three female figures.
-Without confessing as much to one another, they one and all quickened.
-But still those much-wished-for forms retreated, nor did they stop
-till the little hut on the top was reached. And then!--But we draw a
-veil. They were charming ladies, and delighted to see these gay young
-Englishmen. But, dear ladies! they were not young. However, they were
-very pleasant, and the sound of the English tongue has a marvellous
-charm among foreigners.
-
-The following morning, at ten o’clock, the corner by the Hôtel de
-l’Union was the centre of interest for the good folks of Chamounix.
-There at the hotel door stood seven sturdy mules and two guides. And
-presently, to the infinite delight of the bystanders, seven young
-Englishmen, followed by many packages, emerged and mounted. They were
-bound for Martigny, over the Col de Balme.
-
-Poor guides! Unaccustomed to such riders, they started on their
-journey in happy ignorance. That evening, at seven o’clock, after a
-game struggle to keep within sight of their charges, they gave it up.
-And the cavalcade, headed by Edwards, putting their mules to their
-utmost speed (no contemptible pace considering their day’s work), raced
-wildly by the wondering villagers into Martigny. Knapsacks banged and
-flapped over the mules’ backs; tutor and pupils were boys once more,
-and simply shouted with delight as they clattered through the quiet
-streets. Much to his disgust the great Royds did not come in first. His
-was the worst mule, he explained at _table-d’hôte_.
-
-All slept soundly that night at Martigny.
-
-There they again fell in with the ladies of the hut on Montanvert,
-and talked, with all the energy of comrades in danger, of the
-crossing of the Mer de Glace and the descent of the Mauvais Pas, to
-the not-unreasonable amusement of Royds. Next morning they left for
-Brieg, going by rail to Sierre, not without missing the first train,
-and imprecating maledictions on the head of the landlord who, his
-hotel being somewhat empty, was constrained to adopt some measures for
-detaining his profitable guests. Arrived at Sierre, they were told
-the _diligence_ for Brieg had started, and were offered carriages.
-A little patience, however, proved this to be one of the usual
-misrepresentations, and in due course, after a hearty _déjeûner_ in the
-pretty old inn, they started in the company of a very fat ecclesiastic
-and a young and happy couple of Americans. From Brieg, which they
-reached at eight, after heavy rain, they were to ascend the Bel-alp,
-where Edwards intended to stay for a clear fortnight or three weeks for
-work.
-
-There was no _diligence_ to the Bel-alp; that they knew; but they had
-fondly hoped there was a carriage-road. They were quickly undeceived.
-There was only a bridle-path, and it was now late and getting dark. But
-Edwards had resolved to push on without further delay, and, seeing he
-was firm, the landlord of “La Poste” raised no objections. The heavier
-luggage was to be carried up, on the following day. The absolute
-necessaries were packed on the sturdy shoulders of two guides; and at
-half-past eight the party started. The rain, which had been falling
-heavily all the afternoon, fortunately ceased, but there was no moon,
-and the clouds hung thickly. The darkness intensified the grandeur of
-the hills and made the climb seem harder. Once, as they passed between
-a cluster of _châlets_, all dark and still, the moon struggled into
-view, and far below they saw a great white sea; but it was only the
-mist that lay along the valley. At half-past ten they reached the first
-halting-place, a little _châlet_ perched on a level plateau. There was
-no light, and only the sound of the bells on the cows whose slumbers
-they had disturbed. But presently, after some patient knocking, the
-door was opened by a young giant of seven feet, with a sturdy girl at
-his side.
-
-Royds, the officious, the experienced, the polite traveller, advanced,
-took off his hat, and made some remarks in French; but neither host
-nor hostess understood him, and the guide’s _patois_ was necessary
-to explain. In they all trooped to the rough, low, wooden room, glad
-enough to rest. The wine was sour, but it was the landlord’s best; and
-they all made merry. Then one of the guides sang a Tyrolese ditty, of
-which the following is a paraphrase:--
-
- “With rifle aye ready,
- A dog of sharp scent,
- And a maiden to love him,
- A lad is content.
-
- “What needs hath the hunter?
- The hunter hath none
- But a nut-brown-eyed maiden,
- A dog, and a gun.
-
- “On Sunday, the church-day,
- To dance we are gone;
- Andrew leads Peggy,
- Janet leads John.”
-
-And then the guides, the landlord, and his wife all sang together; the
-young giant representing the love-sick tenor in such a way as to make
-every one shout with laughter:--
-
- _Tenor._ “Out of the Tyrol I come, a long, long way,
- To look for my sweetheart, my little May.
- _Bass._ What does he say?
- _Soprano._ Ah, poor lover!
- _All._ So long, so long he has not seen his love,
- So long he has not seen his love!
-
- _Tenor._ “As any bright penny was my little Jenny!
- And a dimple was in
- My Jenny’s sweet chin!
- _Bass._ What does he say?
- _All._ So long, so long he has not seen his love!
-
- _Tenor._ “’Tis two long years agone
- Since I left my love alone;
- I’d give my true love’s weight in gold
- Could I her face behold.
- _Bass._ Hark what he says!
- _Soprano._ O what a fond lover!
- _All._ So long, so long he has not seen his love!”
-
-And then Edwards sang an English song, the rest joining in the chorus,
-to the infinite delight of the Switzers. After which the guide
-suggested moving on.
-
-At half-past one they reached the Bel-alp, and found, somewhat to
-their surprise, that there was no village, not even a _châlet_, but
-only a great inn, half wooden, half stone. The landlord, a little, fat,
-hoarse-speaking man, with a thick black moustache, and two cow-girls,
-called chambermaids, with their faces swathed in flannel, met them; and
-presently they slept soundly in their little bare rooms, with their
-wooden walls and ceilings, that made them feel for all the world as
-though they were dolls put to bed in boxes.
-
-But what a view next morning! Down there in the valley, as they stand
-at the inn door, they can just make out where Brieg lies. Beyond, the
-entrance to the Simplon Pass; and, over all, the Matterhorn, Weisshorn,
-Monte Leone, Mischabel, and the Fletschhorn. Up behind them towers
-the great white Sparrenhorn. Down on the left crawls the broad Aletsh
-Glacier, with its huge, rough, pale-blue waves moving and melting, and
-foaming at the “snout” in torrents of stormy water.
-
-The inn was full, and three weeks went pleasantly enough. People
-came and went, for the most part bound to or from the Eggisch-horn.
-Every now and then there was a brief excitement caused by the arrival
-of some friend whom chance had brought. Some of the visitors were
-regularly settled, and with these the men soon formed acquaintance:
-notably, Professor Tyndall, who was there on one of his usual summer
-visits, measuring the motion of the glaciers, and who, as “Father of
-the Table-d’hôte,” made the meals doubly pleasant with his genial
-talk and merry laugh. Then there was another, well known in the
-public-school world, with his wife--a jolly pair--and a young couple
-from Ireland, who, oddly enough, turned out to be distant connexions
-of Lang. The husband fraternized with the men in their climbs. The
-wife spent most of her time rambling along the mountain paths within
-easy distance, in which she was not unfrequently accompanied by Royds,
-who flattered himself on being eminently a “ladies’ man.” There were
-several old ladies who, each evening, used to entice the men to whist.
-Frank usually was one of those caught. Lang and Maude, the two lazy
-ones of the party, always retired to the smoking-room, whence they
-never emerged till midnight. The others, for the most part, read in the
-common sitting-room. Edwards devoted four hours in the morning to his
-pupils’ work, from 8 to 12, and one hour before dinner. Out of respect
-for Lang and Maude, their hour was fixed at 11. But, as often as not,
-when that hour arrived, on looking out of the window to call them in,
-their coach would hear that they were not down yet, or would see them
-strolling casually down the hill to meet the mules which brought the
-letters or the day’s provisions from Brieg.
-
-“Haven’t got any work ready yet,” would be Lang’s answer, if Edwards
-managed to overtake them.
-
-“Do you mind taking me after dinner?” from Maude.
-
-But in spite of the idleness of these two, the average amount of work
-achieved by the party was very creditable, and Edwards was satisfied.
-
-At the end of the fixed three weeks, to the great regret of the
-landlord (for he found the young Oxonians thirsty to a degree) and of
-most of the guests, the party departed. They went as they came, on
-foot, with a couple of horses to carry their luggage, and a couple of
-guides to carry Lang, who had contrived to strain his ankle. They slept
-one night in Brieg--a short, restless night, with the _diligences_
-rolling through the streets and clattering into the courtyards, with
-jingling bells and cracking whips, the shouts of the drivers, and the
-agonized voices of weary and confused travellers. At six, in the fresh
-clear dawn, they took the _diligence_ for the Rhone Glacier, and thence
-over the Furka to Andermatt. There, also, they slept one night--in
-fact, slept so soundly that when the _diligence_ started next morning
-for Flüelen by the St. Gothard Pass, Edwards, Frank, and Royds alone
-were in time for breakfast and for choice of seats; Hoskins and Kingdon
-only saved their seats by chasing the _diligence_ after it had started;
-while the first that Lang and Maude saw of the morning was the sight
-of the _diligence_ turning a corner, with three of their companions
-seated outside, and two running frantically after it. But they consoled
-themselves with the reflection that this delay would furnish them
-with an excellent excuse for “cutting” the next day’s lesson with
-Edwards. Frank was separated from the rest of the party, having for his
-companion a little soldier who spoke neither French nor German, but an
-unintelligible _patois_ which made conversation impossible.
-
-About ten o’clock they passed Altdorf. The little town looked so
-bright and gay, full of reverence for its William Tell, and ignorant
-of, or despising, the knowledge that makes his story a myth. Thence to
-Flüelen, and thence over the clear waters of the Vierwaldstätter See to
-Lucerne. What a change from the Bel-alp! Here all is softened--grown
-Italian almost. Just in the distance a few snowy peaks; but the
-frowning heights have melted to soft wooded hills--running down to
-look at themselves in the glassy mirror. Lucerne was reached about
-one o’clock; and here, at the Englischer Hof, right on the quay, a
-hospitable welcome met them.
-
-Lang and Maude revelled in the change. For them the Bel-alp was too
-cold, too dull; but here they had the lake, the shops, the _cafés_,
-the band at night, and all those countless charms which no English
-town seems to possess. Here even Frank relaxed a little. They made
-excursions every day, for the most part in the comfortable little
-steamers. They went up the Rigi luxuriously in the train. Edwards,
-Royds, and Frank climbed Pilatus; the rest were content with the Rigi.
-They bought presents, useless as well as useful; they strummed on the
-_salon_ piano, and sang in broken German, to the intense delight of
-the waiters. They spent the evenings invariably in a little _café_
-round the corner, where Gretchen’s merry black eyes flashed from one
-to another, hardly divining the relationship of the party; or, if not
-there, on the _boulevard_, listening to the band; and sometimes on the
-lake; and it was on one of these occasions that Edwards astonished them
-by his vocal as well as his poetical powers.
-
-He called his song, “The Lay of the Vice-Chancellor,” and it ran as
-follows:--
-
- “I’ve sung you many a ditty, some stupid and some witty,
- In our snug and cosy common-rooms after dinner many a day;
- But there’s one I have omitted, of a blunder I committed,
- That may serve you as a warning, and may while an hour away.
- When I was young and hearty, I took a reading party
- (“Hear, hear!” from the audience)
- To study in America one summer long ago;
- And while out there we tarried, I went--and--I got married,
- And what that is, my bachelors, you very little know.
- But upon that little portion of my most unhappy tale,
- Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?
- _Chorus._--Draw a veil! draw a veil!
-
- “But oh! when I reflected that I should be expected
- To forfeit either Fellowship or wife,
- I thought ’twould be a pity she should leave her native city
- And be tied to an old tutor all her life.
- When I pictured you all cosy, at your port wine old and rosy,
- And I was at cold mutton, and romance was growing cool--
- When I thought of you so gaily dining gloriously daily,
- I took a _single_ cabin in a ship for Liverpool.
- But upon the mix’d emotions of my hurried homeward sail,
- Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?
- _Chorus_ (_very gently_).--Draw a veil! draw a veil!
-
- “Since then, by her unhamper’d, up fame’s ladder I have scamper’d,
- And run through all our snug berths in a trice;
- I’ve been Bursar, Dean, Professor, Public Orator, Assessor,
- And sat on a commission once or twice.
- I’ve told quite different stories to the Liberals and Tories;
- I’ve snarl’d among the Radicals, “Retrench!”
- But I really should not wonder if my friend Lord Blood-and-Thunder,
- On the very next occasion, should transfer me to the Bench.
- So really let me beg you on _that_ portion of my tale,
- Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?
- _Chorus._--Draw a veil! draw a veil!”
-
-When they were all back again in Oxford, even many terms afterwards,
-“Draw a veil” was always a sort of pass-word between them.
-
-A fortnight soon passed, and they travelled together to Paris. Here
-they parted, Frank going straight to Porchester, Edwards to Oxford.
-Frank had made a good start with his law reading, and, thanks to
-Edwards’ style of teaching, had thoroughly grasped all that he had
-touched, and what is more, liked his subjects. One practical point
-before passing to other scenes: his expenses were 50_l._;--35_l._ for
-railway fares, hotel bills, &c., 15_l._ to Edwards for tuition.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-IN THE THICK OF IT.
-
-
-Paul’s had no Law Lecturers, and Frank was therefore compelled to
-“put on a coach.” He accordingly wrote to Edwards, a week before term
-commenced, to arrange with him. Much to his surprise, the College
-offered to pay half the fee on his behalf, which after all was but
-fair, considering that he had to pay his College tuition fees, although
-there were no lectures for him. By Edwards’ advice he attended certain
-of the Law Professors’ Lectures, which were open to the University at
-large--in some cases on payment of 1_l._, in others free. Six hours in
-each week were spent at these, and three hours with Edwards; and with
-a daily average of four hours’ private reading he considered he was
-industrious. His degree seemed so far off. He would work more when the
-time was drawing nearer. So he consoled himself, and so the time went
-by.
-
-Of Crawford he saw little, for it was his last term, and he was in
-for Honours in the Final Classical Schools in November. But on Sunday
-they used to lunch together--alternately in one another’s rooms--and
-go for a long constitutional afterwards. To Crawford alone of his many
-friends he confided his hopes. To him alone he told his dreams of
-Rose, of their engagement, and even of the marriage in the future. And
-Crawford never laughed at him, or pooh-poohed the notion as a boyish
-fancy; for he saw that if there was one thing more than another which
-would keep him straight, and make him stick to his work, it was the
-hope of one day making a home for Rose. But the Bar! How hopeless it
-seemed! To talk of marriage, at least three years before the wig could
-be worn, much less a brief gained! Still the boy was hopeful. And why
-damp his energy? Besides, Crawford had a belief--he knew it was not a
-prevalent one--that though there are so many barristers, the Bar as a
-profession is not really so crowded as the world believes; that if you
-eliminate the large numbers of so-called barristers who live by their
-pen, by speculating--by anything, in fact, except the profession they
-claim, the number of men left is by no means large enough to do the
-work that offers. Again, he knew that he came of a family of lawyers,
-with large firms in various towns, and at least one of considerable
-eminence in London. So that altogether he by no means considered the
-boy’s ambitions and dreams as baseless or silly. As for himself, he
-hardly cared to confess his hopes. But Frank had always placed him,
-in anticipation, in the position Crawford secretly desired. He seemed
-fitted in every way for a Fellowship and Tutorship. To begin with, he
-was a gentleman in birth and in heart. He would therefore know how to
-feel with, and for, all the various grades of men with whom he would
-come in contact: unlike the many who, with neither the breeding nor the
-feelings of gentlemen, have nothing but their intellectual supremacy to
-recommend them.
-
-As to Crawford’s intellectual powers, he had already given ample
-proof. He had taken a first class in Classical Moderations. He had
-won the Chancellor’s prize for Latin Verse, and had been _proxime
-accessit_ for the Stanhope Essay. And then, to crown all, from the
-boyish undergraduate point of view, he had rowed in his College Eight,
-and won the Diamond Sculls at Henley. Why, he was the very _beau-ideal_
-of a Fellow. A handsome, clever, athletic English gentleman. Oxford
-has had many such, and, thank God, she has them still. Men who
-consider a fellowship and tutorship a sacred trust; who look upon the
-undergraduates as friends to be helped, guided, and taught, but not in
-mere learning for the schools; who will draw out, not crush, the fresh
-hopefulness of youth; who will cheer, not cloud, boys’ ambitions; who
-will look for good qualities, not watch and wait for errors; whose
-chief thought will be what good they can do, and not what fines they
-can impose.
-
-“Do you see much of Monkton now?” Crawford asked, as they were walking
-to Godstow by the upper river.
-
-“Very little,” said Frank. “I can’t think what he does with himself.”
-
-“Not much, I fancy. I see him loafing occasionally, and I believe
-that’s pretty nearly all he does. However, I’m glad you don’t see much
-of him.” And Crawford changed the subject. “What’s this I hear of you
-and the _Undergraduates’ Journal_? You don’t mean to say you’ve taken
-to write in it? I should have thought you had work enough to do.”
-
-Frank got red and confused.
-
-“Well, the fact is--I have written a few things; but it didn’t take
-much time.”
-
-“Ah! that’s just where it is,” said Crawford. “If you do anything of
-that sort at all, it’s worth doing well--just as everything is, for
-the matter of that. You haven’t time to do it well, and you square
-the matter by doing it hurriedly. You’d far better stick to your Law
-reading.”
-
-“I say, old fellow,” remonstrated Frank, “I didn’t come out for a
-lecture. You’re a regular old school-master. I only wrote three little
-poems, or ‘sets of verses’ as I suppose I ought to call ’em: that’s the
-extent of my writing.”
-
-“Oh!” said Crawford, somewhat mollified. “Well, take my advice; get
-your degree first and write afterwards.”
-
-“That’s all very well,” retorted Frank; “but I should like to know how
-you expect a fellow to be able to write without practice? Reading Law
-and writing answers to papers don’t help one.”
-
-“I don’t think we’ll discuss the question any further,” answered
-Crawford. “You want to marry Rose, I know, as quickly as possible.
-Well, my opinion is that you’ll do it a great deal more quickly by
-reading Law than by writing poetry.”
-
-Frank was silent. There was truth in what Crawford said, he knew; but
-he could not help writing poetry. And whether he will ever be a known
-poet, ever succeed in charming the hydra-headed public, or not, he
-certainly had one requisite in a maker--spontaneity. Rose, of course,
-considered him a poet in the highest sense of the term. In fact, she
-cared for no poetry but his, which speaks volumes for her affection,
-but little for her powers of criticism. But if lovers are to be
-critics, Love may as well go to Mr. Critchet, and be operated on for
-cataract.
-
-Term, with all its activity, was passing quickly. Every day till two
-o’clock Frank devoted himself to his work. From two till five he rowed,
-or practised at the butts. From five till six he usually spent at the
-Union, reading the papers or magazines. Dinner at six. He did not do
-much work in the evening, for various reasons--chiefly, because he
-was too lazy--excusing himself because he thought his eyes were weak;
-and partly because of various engagements. On Tuesday evening there
-was either a regular Apollo lodge-meeting, or a lodge of instruction.
-Monday, the Paul’s Debating Society. Wednesday, the practice of the
-Philharmonic, a somewhat different form of excitement from the usual
-undergraduate amusements, owing to the presence of a large number of
-ladies. Thursday, the debate at the Union, in which he usually took
-part. Friday and Saturday had no definite fixture; but then there was
-always something in the shape of nondescript entertainment at the
-“Vic.,” or concert at the Town Hall or Corn Exchange; or else there was
-a friend to be asked to dinner in Hall, or an invitation to dinner to
-accept. Altogether, his evening work never amounted to more than one
-hour on the average.
-
-One evening, seeing a large poster announcing a performance by “the
-great Bounce,” he turned up the narrow little passage which leads from
-Magdalen Street to the “gaff” that is dignified by the name of theatre.
-Here, by permission of the Very Reverend the Vice-Chancellor, and his
-Worship the Mayor--a permission always necessary and always publicly
-announced--entertainments of every description, as long as they are
-not stage plays, are performed. Conjurors, mimics, ventriloquists,
-mesmerists, Tyrolese singers, Japanese acrobats, music-hall singers
-of every grade and degree, display themselves before a crowded
-audience of undergraduates. But anything so demoralizing as a play
-of Shakespeare or other healthy author is strictly forbidden. The
-authorities doubtless have their reasons, but it is somewhat hard to
-imagine what those reasons can be. An occasional concert is given in
-the Town Hall or Corn Exchange, to which of course ladies can go; but
-from the entertainments in the “Vic.,” good, bad, or indifferent, they
-are absolutely debarred. And in very, very few instances do they miss
-anything worth seeing.
-
-The first person whom Frank recognized on entering was Monkton,
-who was sitting in a stage-box, or at least in what does duty for
-a stage-box. He was dressed in a somewhat startling costume of
-ginger-colour check; a bright crimson necktie; his hat well on the side
-of his head; an enormous cigar in his mouth, which he appeared to be
-sucking rather than smoking. Between his knees, a gigantic bull-dog,
-whose efforts to plunge upon the stage or into the orchestra he was
-with difficulty controlling. Another man sat with him, dressed, if it
-were possible, in louder style than he; and from the tone of their
-voices they appeared not a little pleased with themselves and with the
-impression they were creating. The theatre was crammed from floor to
-ceiling; the University element decidedly predominating; the town being
-represented by a gallery full of that peculiar style of cad and cadger
-for which Oxford seems so famous. The smoke from pipes and cigars was
-far too thick to allow of recognition except at a very short distance;
-and Frank was much relieved to find that Monkton did not “spot” him.
-
-We need not describe the performance. The vulgar, strutting,
-swaggering comique, who supplies in fancied wit what he lacks in voice;
-the booming tenor, who yells “Tom Bowling” to give respectability to
-the entertainment; the brazen-throated “lady vocalist,” who disdains
-to be called a singer, and who certainly doesn’t deserve the title,
-are all too wearisome and sickening to merit notice, but for the
-lamentable fact that they are patronized by the undergraduate because
-the University authorities refuse to sanction anything better.
-
-The entertainment had not proceeded very far before Monkton had
-attracted the notice of the “star” of the evening, who, seeing that he
-had the audience on his side, commenced, in the spoken portion of his
-performance, to chaff “the gentleman in ginger.” Monkton’s position was
-too prominent for him to venture to respond; perhaps, too, he was not
-good at repartee. At all events, he drew back out of sight as far as
-possible, contenting himself with allowing his dog to put his forefeet
-on the cushion of the box and to growl an answer to the chaff.
-
-The next performer happened to be a young lady not quite so much at
-her ease as is usual in these persons. She was evidently frightened at
-the dog; and Monkton, seeing his opportunity, made the brute growl and
-spring forward as near the singer as possible. There were loud cries
-of “Turn him out!” The singer stopped in the middle of her song, burst
-into tears, and ran off at the wings. The manager came forward and
-expostulated. By this time the gallery was infuriated. Then Monkton let
-the dog go, and with a bound he cleared the orchestra and leapt on the
-stage. The manager, in evident trepidation, rushed off. The orchestra
-seized their instruments, and hastily began to decamp; some one in
-the confusion turned out most of the gas; and at that moment a cry of
-“Proctors!” was heard.
-
-It was by the merest chance that the Senior Proctor happened to be
-passing, and hearing the unusual disturbance, and the shouts which
-were evidently not shouts of applause, came in. He sent two of his men
-to one door, and he himself with two waited at the principal exit.
-There they took everybody’s “name and College,” giving directions as
-to the usual call on the following morning; and then, when the theatre
-was emptied, sent for the manager, and learned the facts of the case.
-Monkton had, of course, made his way out with the rest, with no further
-notice from the Proctor than they; but his time was to come.
-
-There was a great crowd at nine the next morning at the Senior
-Proctor’s rooms. The men went as a matter of form, hardly expecting to
-be fined for going to an entertainment sanctioned by the University,
-and simply anticipating an order to attend before the Vice-Chancellor
-for an investigation of the _fracas_ of the preceding evening. Monkton
-appeared with the rest; and from the way in which every one gave him
-the cold shoulder he saw pretty clearly that no one would screen him.
-At twelve o’clock he received an official notice to answer before the
-Vice-Chancellor to the charge of setting and inciting a bull-dog, with
-intent to do bodily injury, and so forth.
-
-At eleven o’clock on the following day there was such a crowd as had
-not been seen in the Vice-Chancellor’s Court for many a long day. The
-case was investigated as before a magistrate, the Vice-Chancellor being
-_ex officio_ a justice of the peace for the city of Oxford, with,
-however, far greater powers. There were plenty of undergraduates who
-gave evidence in support of the charge, and the manager and singers
-gladly exonerated the rest of the audience. It was acknowledged on
-all sides that neither Monkton nor the “star” comique put in so
-easy and unembarrassed an appearance before the Very Reverend the
-Vice-Chancellor and the Proctors as they did in their respective
-positions on the eventful evening. It was in vain that Monkton’s
-solicitor urged provocation on the part of the “star.” There were
-plenty of men ready to testify that they too had been chaffed. The
-Vice-Chancellor gave the defendant a sharp reprimand, fined him 5_l._,
-and “sent him down for a term.”
-
-The Proctor’s summons to the rest of the men was allowed to pass, and
-they heard no more of the matter.
-
-The Michaelmas Law Term commenced on the 2nd of November, and Frank
-obtained leave from the Dean to go to town to enter at the Inner Temple
-and eat his first three dinners. He left at 9 a.m., with feelings
-somewhat akin to those he had on starting from home for matriculation,
-with the important difference, however, that there was no examination
-to face. His father met him at Paddington, and they drove straight
-to the Temple. At the gate of the “Inner” they found the two friends
-who had promised to be sureties for the payment of fees. With them
-they went to the Steward’s office, and there Frank presented a paper
-signed by the Dean of Paul’s to the effect that he had passed a Public
-Examination at Oxford. This exempted him from any examination on
-admission as a student of the Inns of Court. On payment of one guinea
-he obtained a form of admission, to be signed by two barristers to
-vouch for his respectability, with which he and his father went to
-the chambers of two friends, who gave the necessary signatures; then
-back again to the Treasurer’s office, where the two sureties entered
-into a bond to the amount of 50_l._; and by a further payment of five
-guineas for the privilege of attending the Public Lectures of the Law
-Professors, and 35_l._ 6_s._ 5_d._ for fees and stamp on admission, the
-whole business was complete, and Frank was a student of the Honourable
-Society of the Inner Temple.
-
-A little pleasant chaff about the woolsack, and the quartet broke up,
-the two sureties to their respective businesses, Frank and his father
-to lunch. Then Mr. Ross took a cab to Paddington, leaving Frank at
-the door of Maskelyne and Cooke’s mysterious entertainment, where he
-proposed a little mild dissipation till it was time to go down to the
-Temple to dine.
-
-Hurrying through the crowd of students and newspaper-boys at the
-lodge just before six o’clock, he met three friends, and the usual
-expressions of mutual surprise were uttered. They agreed to make up a
-mess together, and certainly would not have accepted the definition
-of a mess as “a party of four who eye each other with feelings of
-mutual distrust and suspicion.” Frank, as freshman, had to “stand”
-the orthodox bottle of wine, and felt quite like an old fogey as he
-“took wine” with the three. With the exception of wine, and the power
-of sending for various sorts of liquors, the dinner was very much the
-same as the usual dinner in Hall at Oxford. The servants were better
-dressed, but waited worse. There was more order, from the fact that
-everybody has to be present at grace before and after meat, failing
-which, the dinner does not count. Then the diversity of age and style
-of men struck Frank. Old men and beardless boys sitting side by side,
-wearing the student’s gown; mild-looking students with pale faces and
-spectacles; fast men, in whom the notion of study seemed a ridiculous
-anomaly; dark faces from the East; and even a few of the thick lips
-from Africa. All the rest--the Benchers at the high table, the
-portraits overhead, the coloured windows, the fretted roof, the carved
-panelling--it was all familiar; Oxford over again, simply transplanted
-to the very heart of London.
-
-After dinner they went to a theatre, and after that Frank was initiated
-into the mysteries of Evans’s.
-
-The three evenings passed all too quickly, and he was once more in
-Oxford, with the sense of having at least made one distinct step
-towards winning Rose, even though it was such a matter-of-fact affair
-as the eating of three dinners.
-
-There was not much to mark the succeeding Lent Term. There were
-the “Torpids” as usual, in which Frank again rowed, and with such
-decided improvement that he was considered safe for the “Eight” in the
-summer term. There was the ordinary scarlet-fever scare; a suicide
-of a studious undergraduate, the annual result of the climate, and
-the Lenten depression of the social atmosphere; and there were the
-Christ-Church Grinds,[12] and the Brasenose Ale Festival on Shrove
-Tuesday.
-
-To the former Frank went, surreptitiously of course, for the Grinds are
-with annual regularity forbidden, but with equal regularity carried
-out. The Proctors for the time being were not over-sharp, and imagined
-that the simplest and easiest way to catch the men coming home from
-Aylesbury was to go to the station and meet the in-trains. But, strange
-to relate, not a single undergraduate was to be found! Innocently
-confessing his failure on the following evening in Common Room, the
-Senior Proctor drew upon himself the ridicule of one of the older
-fellows, a sporting man, and the “inextinguishable laughter” of the
-rest.
-
-“You don’t mean to say you expected to find them at the station? Why,
-man alive! what is easier than to tip the guard and engine-driver
-half-a-sovereign, and have the train stopped just by the Goods-station?”
-
-The Senior Proctor mentally resolved to be sharper in future. He was
-sharper--when he caught men. But his sharpness was the sharpness of
-acidity and not of acuteness.
-
-The Brasenose Ale Festival is simply ordinary dinner in Hall, at which
-some special ale, brewed by the College and kept for high occasions,
-is given in unlimited quantities to the undergraduates. Possibly the
-most important feature (certainly it is the most uncommon) is the
-fact of the ale being given. Anything not paid for is a fact so rare
-that of itself it deserves a festival to commemorate it. The ale is
-celebrated in a poem which is supposed to be written by the College
-Butler. College Butlers being, however, not necessarily gifted with the
-poetic faculty, the honour or duty is deputed to some undergraduate.
-The merits of the verses vary, apparently with the quality of the ale,
-which is sometimes good, often bad, and usually indifferent. In a
-collection of the productions of the laureates of the barrel, lately
-published, are verses by Bishop Heber, by Garbett, once Professor of
-Poetry, and others of less reputation. The various later authors may
-be found in country rectories, doubtless endeavouring on temperance
-principles to counteract the effects of the obnoxious liquor, which in
-the days of their youth they celebrated in such festive fashion.
-
-The College bounty did not stop short, however, at ale; cakes of ample
-proportions were cut up and distributed. But when all rose to bless the
-indirect giver, and the direct benefactor, it must of course have been
-indigestion or malicious scepticism which made Frank’s host whisper to
-him,--
-
-“I wonder what the difference is between the pecuniary value of the
-bequest, when it was made to the College, and its present value.”
-
-Frank, not being able to hazard a conjecture, made the most apposite
-remark his state of ignorance allowed,--
-
-“You’d better ask the Bursar.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-THE CLOSE.
-
-
-Frank read with Edwards in the Summer term, the College again
-paying half the fee. He rowed in the Eights, and Paul’s made four
-bumps, thereby getting head of the river. To commemorate the event a
-“bump-supper” was given. All the men, with the exception of a very
-few, subscribed the necessary guinea, and, as many brought guests, the
-supper was emphatically a success. The exceptions were of the three
-ordinary types: those who could not afford a guinea for such a purpose,
-and who were not ashamed to say so; those who considered “bump-suppers”
-and such-like entertainments as immoral orgies; and lastly, those who
-both enjoyed them and who could afford to subscribe, but who were
-too mean to do so, and preferred rather to extract an invitation to
-another college bump-supper in the specious manner which usually
-characterizes the tight-fingered. The Dons readily gave permission for
-the use of the hall, with certain provisos as to time of termination
-of the feast. Cooks and scouts vied with one another, in a spirit not
-altogether disinterested, in supplying and laying out the best that
-the College kitchen could provide. A gorgeous dessert was ordered from
-a neighbouring confectioner, and wine came in without stint or stay.
-Slap’s[13] excellent band was engaged, and discoursed most sweet music
-from time to time during the evening. And then, what speeches were
-made! What songs were sung! How they all cheered when the captain of
-the boat-club returned thanks! And--tell it not in the Common Room,
-whisper it not to the Dons (for the very simple reason that they know
-by experience what it all means)--what aching eyes, what cracking
-heads, what foul and furry tongues there were next morning! Nor did
-the store of College legends fail to receive the additions usual on
-such occasions; and one story even reached the Master’s ears: how that
-the captain of the boat-club was observed, long after the last guest
-had passed the porter’s lodge, sitting in a corner of one of the back
-quadrangles, rowing with all his might at an imaginary oar, shouting
-every now and then to “bow” to keep time, and telling the “cox” not to
-put the rudder on so sharp.
-
-Frank did not stay up for Commemoration; that he reserved as a
-pleasure for the following year. His final examination would then be
-over, and he would be able to enjoy all the fun and gaiety in his new
-glory as Bachelor of Arts. Before going down he had a consultation
-with Edwards as to his work in the “Long.” The latter was again going
-to take a reading party abroad, but he advised Frank not to join; he
-told him that in his present state of progress he could do more work
-at home. Frank was relieved by the advice, for he knew his father
-could not afford to send him abroad again. But he felt he might close
-with Edwards’ proposal to come up a month before the Michaelmas Term
-began, chiefly for the purpose of making his work safe for the first
-Bar Examination in Roman Law, which was fixed for the end of October.
-Edwards wished him to go in for this on his first opportunity; for he
-felt that, apart from the direct advantage in passing, the examination
-would prove of service as a partial test for the final Oxford
-Examination in the ensuing summer.
-
-Mr. Ross was not only satisfied but pleased with the scheme for Frank’s
-work. He was a man who always looked ahead and tried to map out the
-future. He felt that men for the most part create their own future,
-and that where the object in view is clearly marked out, and the means
-to that object carefully weighed and chosen with firm determination,
-chance is but a trifling factor in a man’s career. He loathed that
-comfortable philosophy which folds its hands and leaves “Time and the
-hour” to work for one. So far his plans had been fulfilled; and if this
-had made him somewhat dogmatic and obstinately fond of insisting that
-“anything can be done if only there is the will to do it,” it had, at
-all events, taught his children the lesson of dogged perseverance and
-the value of far-sightedness.
-
-Frank spent a pleasant “Long” vacation. He had plenty of cricket
-and boating; he saw Rose at least three times every week. There were
-endless picnics and lawn-tennis parties. Above all, he got through a
-good deal of reading. During the three months he was at home he worked,
-on an average, five hours every day; but by judiciously arranging
-these he always found plenty of time for amusements. He bathed in the
-river, wet or fine, every morning at seven; read from eight till nine;
-breakfasted at nine; read from ten till one. By this plan he always
-had done four hours’ work before luncheon; and he had no difficulty
-in keeping up his average number by regulating the rest of his work
-according to the general plans for the day’s amusements.
-
-The month’s reading in Oxford during the “Long” was, of course, a
-novelty, but he did not find the dulness he expected. He saw a good
-deal more of Edwards than in his tutorial capacity, and soon made great
-friends with his wife; and as young men are at a premium in Oxford out
-of term, his social vanity was flattered by numerous invitations.
-
-Towards the latter part of October he went to town for the Bar
-Examination. He put up at the Inns of Court Hotel, to be near Lincoln’s
-Inn, in the Hall of which he duly appeared one Saturday morning at ten
-o’clock. He saw plenty of familiar faces and several friends. One of
-the examiners also was an Oxford professor. The paper--there only was
-one--was not difficult, and Frank had very nearly finished when, just
-on the stroke of twelve o’clock, he was called up for _vivâ voce_. The
-plan struck him as strange; and as he was kept waiting for at least
-twenty minutes, he envied the other candidates who were still writing
-or looking over their papers. His _vivâ voce_, however, did not last
-very long, and he had ample time to correct his work carefully. Within
-a week he received the pleasant news that he had passed, and went up in
-November to eat his dinners, with a certain amount of pride at having
-achieved one more distinct step towards his desired end.
-
-Not long after this, Crawford, who had taken a “first” in the summer,
-gained a Fellowship at Queen’s; and by an odd coincidence, another
-of his friends, Monkton, was sent down about the same time. His
-rustication after the escapade in the theatre had apparently failed
-to inspire him with any awe of the University authorities, and he had
-scorned the notion of the Proctors being able to track or catch him in
-any of his favourite haunts, till one night he received palpable and
-painful evidence to the contrary. The matter was promptly settled. He
-was summoned before the Vice-Chancellor and the Proctors privately; his
-previous offence was proved against him; a bad report came from his own
-college authorities; his name was removed from the books, and he was
-told to leave Oxford at once. The remainder of his history is neither
-poetic nor uncommon. He disappeared from the surface for a season,
-only to rise, however, on the tide of a theological college. Thence,
-having easily satisfied a bishop--for he was by no means a fool--he was
-ordained, and, having passed a few years as junior curate, was promoted
-to be his vicar’s vicegerent, and glided into a more comfortable,
-decent existence, much invited and much beslippered by the ladies of
-his congregation.
-
-The spring soon passed away, and with the end of May all the
-examinations began.
-
-Frank felt far more nervous when he appeared in the Schools for
-Divinity than subsequently for Law. Failure in the former would prevent
-him from taking his degree that term; and failure was quite possible
-even to one who had a very good general knowledge of the matter and
-teaching of the Bible. It is not easy to see what good is effected
-by an examination which induces cramming, irreverence, and a cordial
-dislike of its subject. It certainly furnishes an inexhaustible store
-of amusing stories.
-
-“_What do you know of Gamaliel?_”
-
-“It is a mountain in Syria.”
-
-“_Who was Mary Magdalene?_”
-
-“The mother of our Lord.”
-
-“_Who was Zacchæus?_”
-
-“He was the man who climbed up a sycamore-tree, exclaiming, ‘If they do
-these things in the green tree, what will they do in the dry?’”
-
-“_Describe accurately the relations between the Jews and Samaritans
-from the earliest periods._”
-
-“The Jews had no dealings with the Samaritans.”
-
-“_What is the meaning of phylactery?_”
-
-“An establishment where love-philtres were made. The Pharisees did
-a good business in these; hence the expression ‘Make broad your
-phylacteries,’ means, ‘Extend your business.’”
-
-“_Why was our Lord taken before the high priest first, and not before
-Pilate?_”
-
-“Because Peter had cut off his servant’s ear.”
-
-“_Who was Malchus?_”
-
-“He was the High priest’s servant whose ear Peter cut off, and supposed
-to be the author of a treatise on population.”
-
-Frank contributed one to the stock of blunders. Given the Greek words
-and asked to explain the context of “The thorns sprang up and choked
-it,” he translated them, “The thieves sprang up and choked him;” and
-proceeded to give an elaborate description of the parable of the Good
-Samaritan. He did not, however, end in the legendary manner: “He took
-out two pence and gave them to the host, saying, ‘Whatsoever thou
-spendest more, when I come again I will repay thee.’ This he said, well
-knowing he should see his face no more.”
-
-He answered the rest of the paper, as he thought, fairly; and,
-from the short _vivâ voce_ he had a few days later, inferred that
-the written part of his work was better than he imagined; and two
-hours afterwards received in exchange for the customary shilling the
-much-coveted piece of blue paper from the patient Parker, clerk of the
-schools. A few days elapsed, and then he went in for Law. We need not
-follow him through all the details. As so often happens, he did better
-than he expected in the subjects he feared most, and worse in those he
-fancied he should do better. But on the whole he was satisfied with his
-performance. In _vivâ voce_ he considerably improved his position, and
-to this he attributed the fact that when the class-list appeared he
-found himself in the second instead of the third class. A first he had
-never expected to get; but Edwards learnt from the examiners that he
-was considered a good second-class man, having amply retrieved in _vivâ
-voce_ the failure in one of his papers which had threatened to lower
-him to the third.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-GOWN AT LAST.
-
-
-So now it was all over--all the work and anxiety. The taking of
-his degree remained, and--Commemoration. It was Thursday when the
-class-list appeared. The following Sunday was Show Sunday, the
-semi-official commencement of the festivities. He telegraphed to
-his father: “Have got a second. You must come up for Commem. I hope
-to put on my gown on Thursday.” He telegraphed to Rose. He wrote a
-long letter to his mother by that night’s post, begging her to bring
-one of his sisters and Rose. He wrote to Rose herself. He was in a
-whirl of excitement, and to conceal his emotion he ordered an elegant
-summer suit, which he did not in the least require, at a most obliging
-tailor’s not a hundred yards from St. Mary’s Church. So obliging was
-he, in fact, that it is matter of history that when a certain wealthy
-and aristocratic Irishman, in a flow of unbounded extravagance,
-ordered him to “send in his whole shop,” the tailor, with undisturbed
-equanimity, replied, “Certainly, sir! What time would you like it?”
-
-The receipt of Frank’s letter, and the request that his mother would
-bring Rose, produced a little commotion. His father still tried to
-pooh-pooh the notion of an engagement; but his mother, who had Frank’s
-confidence, maintained that, as far as the two were concerned, the
-engagement was a reality, and that it only waited the formal consent
-of the parents and the means to marry. So it was at last decided that
-Mr. and Mrs. Ross, and Frank’s elder sister, Mary, would go. The Vicar,
-glad of an excuse to visit Oxford again, agreed to join the party
-and bring Rose. And Rose herself--well, there was no need to ask her
-consent. On Friday morning a telegram was despatched to Frank, telling
-him they were coming on Saturday evening, and giving him directions to
-secure lodgings; and Mary and Rose were together most of the day and
-evening, arranging, selecting, altering, and making various articles of
-adornment for the coming gaieties.
-
-Pembroke concert had taken place on Thursday, Queen’s on Friday, and
-there was nothing for Saturday. But that was no loss to Frank’s party,
-for they were all too tired for any gaiety after their long journey.
-By a fluke--for he was late in looking for lodgings--he found some
-disengaged rooms in Grove Street; and the shady little corner, so close
-to the sunny, busy High, was most pleasant and convenient. After supper
-the Vicar went down to Christ-Church to “look up” some old friends,
-still in residence as Senior Students,[14] and the rest strolled by
-Merton to the river. Mr. and Mrs. Ross, not caring to trust themselves
-to the boat which Frank had chosen, wandered round the paths by the
-Cherwell, and, after losing themselves by the Botanical Gardens,
-eventually got safe to Grove Street. Frank rowed Rose and Mary down
-to Sandford, where he gave them tea in the little inn overlooking the
-lock, and then took them round to see the lasher that has been so fatal
-to many bright young lives.
-
-Coming home, he pointed out to them all the spots of interest and
-importance to the rowing man. The tavern at Iffley where the last of
-the Eights starts in the races; the Green Barge, at the entrance to
-the “Gut;” the Gut itself, that terror of young coxswains; the Long
-Bridges; the White Willow where the boats make their final crossing
-to the Berkshire bank on the journey home. Every spot had its little
-history. Here, in the first Torpids, he had nearly “caught a crab.”
-There his crew had made their final “spirt;” here they had bumped
-Brasenose, when the coxswain would not acknowledge the bump. There
-“bow” broke his oar, and nearly pitched out of the boat. Yonder,
-strolling quietly down the Berkshire bank, was Harvey, the Humane
-Society’s man. There was old George West on the Brasenose barge; there,
-just above, was Timms, the “Father of the Crews,” leading a quiet time
-of it, now that the “Eights” and the “Sculls” and “Pairs”[15] were
-over. Frank took the girls into the ’Varsity barge, and showed them
-the pictures of the old “oars,” who had rowed for Oxford at Henley
-and Putney; and told them what little legends had come down to him of
-Chitty and Meade-King, Arkell and Warre, Morrison and Woodgate; and,
-coming to later times, of Tinney, Willan, Yarborough, and Darbishire,
-the famous four who, besides their glories at Putney, licked the
-Yankees from Harvard; and, in later times still, of Leslie and Houblon,
-Edwards-Moss and Marriott. They were all heroes to Frank--these “brutal
-rowing men,” as Mr. Wilkie Collins deems them--these savages whose only
-glory is their brute strength. It has been said that English battles
-have been won in the Eton playing-fields. Possibly the Isis and the
-Cam have as much as anything to do with the feats of dogged endurance
-and quiet pluck that have made Alma and Inkerman, Isandula and Rorke’s
-Drift, immortal names in the annals of warfare.
-
-On Sunday they all went to St. Mary’s. The Vicar’s gown admitted the
-ladies to the seats appropriated to the wives of the Masters of Arts,
-and Mr. Ross to the seats of the Masters themselves. Frank, being still
-_de jure_ an undergraduate, had to retire to the upstair gallery.
-The church was crowded. People were even standing in the aisles. The
-sermon, by a silver-haired professor with a cherubic face, was a
-discourse on friendship, delivered, if somewhat monotonously, with a
-delicate utterance and in a delicate phraseology that was quite too
-charming; and if it formed a rather strange contrast to the anathemas
-thundered by rural Boanerges to placid congregations in sweltering
-country churches, the contrast was a pleasing one rather than otherwise.
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Ross as they emerged into the High, “that’s an odd
-sort of sermon, eh, Vicar?”
-
-Mr. Ross was a very sound lawyer, but he had not travelled much, nor
-had he heard many sermons other than those of his friend the Vicar. The
-Vicar smiled, and continued his explanations to Mrs. Ross of certain
-allusions to Oxford celebrities made by the preacher. Frank also, to
-whom his father appealed, had only a commonplace comment to make. His
-studies not having been philosophical, he could not go into raptures
-over every utterance of the new Plato.
-
-The church was even more crowded, if that were possible, in the
-afternoon, in spite of the awkwardness of the hour (two o’clock) and
-the heat of the day. And what an assemblage of famous men was present!
-Gladstone and Tyndall, Lord Selborne and Huxley, Forster and Sir
-Stafford Northcote, Sir William Harcourt and the Oxford Conservative
-member, all sitting amicably side by side, listening to one of those
-eloquent attacks on men of science which satisfy and please those for
-whom they are not needed, and only amuse those whom they are intended
-to convince.
-
-After the sermon the Vicar and Mr. Ross betook themselves to the
-Union, to read the papers over a cup of coffee; and about a quarter
-to five Frank started with his mother, sister, and Rose, to Magdalen
-Chapel. Tickets had been, of course, difficult to get, and with all
-his exertions he had only been able to secure two for the choir, and
-two for the ante-chapel. The two former Mrs. Ross and Mary took,
-without any resistance, for they knew that Rose would be happier to
-be with Frank. How many husbands and wives come back in after-years
-to Oxford, to go over again all the old days, to revisit all the old
-spots, to find one particular tree the same, save, like themselves, a
-little older; to sit in the same chapel, and listen perhaps to the very
-same anthem they had listened to when they were boy and girl, sung by
-different voices, but for them the same; to pass the same surly porter,
-whose favour can only be purchased; to see the same placid gardener
-tidying up the velvet grass under the grey walls; to hear the same
-bells ringing; and, with it all, to feel as young as ever!
-
-Frank and Rose, as they sat in the dim ante-chapel, under the great
-brown window that sheds such a strange light over all, thought neither
-of the past, for that was eclipsed, nor of the future, for that was
-uncertain, but just lived in the present. And if he did hold her hand
-during most of the service, nobody saw him, and therefore nobody’s
-feelings were outraged.
-
-Another happy pair emerged from another dim corner of the ante-chapel,
-when the service was over--Crawford and the little lady, who doubtless
-has not been forgotten, best known by the title “Blue-eyes.” She, too,
-had in attendance on her a mother and sister; and they, too, had been
-sitting in the choir. So that altogether, when the introductions took
-place in the cloisters, all mentally agreed that the party was a most
-symmetrical one--two mothers, two sisters, and two pairs of lovers.
-
-After dinner at their respective lodgings the two parties met in Grove
-Street, and went to the Broad Walk to see and contribute to the show of
-visitors. The Vicar pronounced a melancholy eulogium on the glories of
-past Show Sundays, from which the present was a sad falling-off, caused
-chiefly as he explained by the indiscriminate admission of the “Town,”
-and the consequent absence of the “Gown” element. His hearers, however,
-having no historic past with which to contrast the present, though they
-listened submissively to his diatribes, enjoyed themselves immensely,
-stared at everybody, wondered, and questioned.
-
-All the morning of Monday, Frank was engaged at a committee meeting
-of the Masonic Fête, of which he was a steward: and as he and one or
-two others were decidedly opposed to the general plan of disposal of
-tickets, the meetings were not so peaceable as hitherto; he used to
-return hot, tired, and annoyed. But Rose’s presence soon restored him
-to his wonted equanimity.
-
-On Monday afternoon there was a concert given by the Philharmonic
-Society in the Sheldonian Theatre, and after a hurried tea he took his
-party to the river to see the procession of boats. He had tickets for
-them for the ’Varsity barge, and having got them good seats at the
-lower corner, next to the Brasenose barge, hurried off to his own barge
-to put on his boating clothes. To Rose and Mary, who had never seen
-any river-boat except the “tubs” at Porchester, the long slender craft
-were objects of much wonder, and they thoroughly enjoyed the sight of
-the many “Eights” and “Torpids” rowing up and saluting Paul’s, the head
-boat, which lay close under the ’Varsity barge. The cox--a facetious
-young gentleman--could not resist the pleasure of shouting every
-few minutes, “Eyes in the boat!” as he caught the eyes of his crew
-wandering to the many fair faces that were looking down at them from
-beneath the awning.
-
-One by one the boats rowed up--it is to be feared not in the best
-style, for the crews were for the most part mere “scratch” affairs got
-together hurriedly for the procession, in the absence of the regular
-men who had gone down. One by one they rowed up to the post opposite
-to the ’Varsity barge, “easied,” and then, standing up, raised their
-oars and saluted the head boat, “Well rowed, Paul’s!” to commemorate
-the honour of the May races. Rose felt quite flattered, and took to
-herself half the honour at least that was being given to Frank’s boat.
-The proceeding repeated by some forty boats was growing somewhat
-monotonous, when, to the intense delight and half-terror of the ladies,
-one Eight upset--on purpose, of course; and there was much merriment
-over the intentionally assumed danger and frantic efforts to get out of
-the crowded water. When all the boats had saluted, they turned at Folly
-Bridge (with what difficulty coxswains know to their cost), and dropped
-down the stream to their respective barges.
-
-Those who embark on the festivities of Commemoration have not much time
-to spend in dreaming. Rose would fain have gone down the river quietly
-in the cool of the evening; and yet--and yet--the thoughts of dancing
-were perhaps sweeter.
-
-Back to the town streamed the crowds: some to the Wadham concert;
-some to rest before dressing for the University ball; many to summon
-up their strength and energy for both. Among the latter were Mrs. Ross
-and Mary, Rose and Frank. The fathers dined at Christ-Church, and spent
-a cosy evening in the Common Room--the Vicar chatting away unceasingly
-with old friends, and Mr. Ross making a very pleasant and amused
-listener.
-
-It was a lovely evening, and most of the people walked to Wadham--one
-of the many things that struck the country folks as strange and yet
-pleasant. The concert was held in the College Hall, beautifully
-decorated for the purpose. After the first part, every one adjourned
-to the gardens, where refreshments were served in a large tent, and
-then wandered about, enjoying the cool air till the second part began.
-Frank and his party did not return to the Hall, but went to the Corn
-Exchange, to the University ball. And what a night they had! He and
-Rose forgot to count how many times they danced together. Mary had
-partners in abundance, for Frank’s friends were there in great force;
-and they were all longing for a dance with Rose, but had chiefly to
-console themselves with Mary, for Frank could not spare many dances.
-However, from Mary’s happy face, as they walked down the High in the
-sweet early morning air, Frank inferred that the consoling process had
-been not unpleasant for all parties concerned.
-
-Tuesday morning brought the much-needed rest, taken by some in chairs
-at home, by others in punts on the river (Frank and Rose preferred the
-latter). Tuesday afternoon--the flower-show held in the gardens of
-New College. A Commemoration flower-show is more than a flower-show.
-In fact, the flowers are almost the last thing regarded. Tuesday
-evening--New College concert, always one of the best, and the Masonic
-ball. Rose and Mary again in much request, but the former too deeply
-engaged to Frank to be able to spare many dances. To this ball Mr.
-Ross, being a Mason, went as a matter of course, and he even succeeded
-in enticing the Vicar. The latter had a lurking love of vestments,
-but Porchester gave him no encouragement; here, however, seeing the
-aprons and scarves, and the cloaks of the Templars, he thought he
-might satisfy his love. He would be a Mason, and though unable to
-disport himself in picturesque attire to his congregation in church, he
-might do so to his heart’s content to his brethren in the secrecy of
-lodge-meetings, or the publicity of such a ball as this. So strongly
-was he enamoured of the notion, that over supper, in a quiet corner
-with Mr. and Mrs. Ross, he asked that gentleman to propose him for
-election at a lodge in a town not far from Porchester, of which he was
-Worshipful Master.
-
-Then came Wednesday, the day of Encænia, or Commemoration of the
-Founders and Benefactors. Who that has ever been present in the crowded
-Sheldonian Theatre can forget the scene? The jostling, pushing,
-squeezing that begins before ten o’clock, though the proceedings
-themselves seldom begin before noon; the pause and quiet, till the
-boldest undergraduate starts the chaff; the grave faces of the
-officials as they hand the ladies to their seats, half amused, half
-angry, when told by some wag in the gallery “not to squeeze her
-hand;” the cheers for everybody and everything that the occasion
-suggests--“the ladies in pink,” “the ladies in blue,” “the ladies who
-are engaged;” the groans for this statesman, the cheers for the other,
-for the ’Varsity Boat Club, the ’Varsity Eleven, the popular Proctors.
-Then the chaff becomes more personal. “When is the Vice-Chancellor
-coming?” “Poor old man, he’s nervous.” “Has the Senior Proctor gone
-to Aylesbury?” (alluding to the Christ-Church grinds and the Senior
-Proctor’s failure). “_Dissolvimus hanc Convocationem_,” uttered in
-imitation of the Vice-Chancellor, and causing much amusement among
-the Masters of Arts and others familiar with the phrase. Just then a
-very white-headed gentleman enters the area, and is met with shouts of
-“White hat!” “Turn him out!” For a long time the object of the shouts
-is perfectly oblivious. At length he puts on his hat, and is of course
-greeted with “Hats off!” How long the uproar would have continued is
-hard to say, had not a huge paper fool’s-cap, with D.C.L. written
-on it, been let down from the gallery. The white-headed gentleman
-blessed the circumstance. The cap fluttering downwards paused, either
-by accident or design, exactly opposite one of the galleries where a
-Master of Arts on duty as Proproctor for the occasion was standing,
-and was waved gently within a few feet of his face. “Put it on, sir!”
-now came from all sides of the upper gallery; and somebody leaning
-from above the Vice-Chancellor’s chair, seizing the opportunity of a
-second’s lull, said in a sedate voice, “_Admitto te ad gradum Doctoris
-in jure civili_.” All this time the intended recipient of this most
-dubious honour was making frantic clutches at the cap, which it is
-needless to state was bobbed up and down in front of him, while “Let
-him have it!” “He knows what fits him!” greeted his indignation, which
-now scarcely knew bounds. He dashed upstairs to find the offender;
-but, just as his head appeared, the cap dropped into the area, and
-his efforts to discover the author of the offence were fruitless. The
-entry of the Vice-Chancellor, followed by the Doctors and Proctors and
-various distinguished visitors, and the pealing of the organ, turned
-the thoughts of the undergraduates, and under cover of the music and
-applause the irate Proproctor beat an ignominious retreat. His conduct
-was not only unpopular among the undergraduates, but was condemned by
-senior and junior graduates alike.
-
-The Vice-Chancellor, having taken his seat, opened Convocation with
-the usual Latin speech. Dr. Bryce, Regius Professor of Civil Law, then
-presented a number of distinguished men--bishops, judges, statesmen,
-soldiers, poets, and historians--and in introducing each alluded in
-brief Latin speeches to the peculiar merits that had called for the
-honorary degree of D.C.L.--the highest honour which the University can
-confer. After this the Creweian oration was delivered by the Public
-Orator; but as he spoke in an indistinct voice, and in Latin, the
-interesting allusions he made to past and present were scarcely even
-heard, much less understood. He took the chaff hurled at him with
-profound good humour, and ignoring the various injunctions to “Speak
-up,” and “That will do, sir--now translate!” hurried bravely on, and
-finished amid cheers of satisfaction. Then came the various prize
-poems and essays, to none of which, except to the Newdigate, was the
-slightest attention paid. But the Newdigate, though an exceptionally
-good poem, was badly read, and most of the cheers were ironical--all
-sorts of absurd constructions being at once fixed upon various lines.
-
-The Masonic Fête on Wednesday afternoon was very delightful, but they
-were getting tired of the incessant gaiety; and so was the Magdalen
-concert and Christ-Church ball on Wednesday night; but they had had
-enough of concerts and enough of dancing, and all their energies and
-interest were centred in Thursday morning, when Frank was to take his
-degree--a far important event to Rose than the conferring of honorary
-D.C.L. on all the bishops, judges, statesmen, and soldiers put together.
-
-It may be convenient here to enumerate roughly Frank’s expenses during
-his three years’ academical career. It will be remembered that his
-life has been that of an ordinary undergraduate. Its cost is therefore
-considerably in excess of that of a great many. It is also considerably
-below the level of comfort and luxury which in some cases folly
-induces, and in others is justified by adequate means. He came to
-Oxford not for intellectual advantages only, nor for social advantages
-only, but for both. He wished to be neither a spendthrift nor a “smug,”
-and he has been neither.
-
- COLLEGE EXPENSES.
-
- (_a_) First outlay
-
- £ _s._ _d._ £ _s._ _d._
- Caution money 30 0 0
- Furniture at a valuation 30 0 0
- Glass, china, &c. 9 19 6
- Cap and gown 1 2 6
- Books, sundries, and travelling expenses 10 0 0
- -----------
- £81 2 0 81 2 0
- -----------
-
- (_b_) Terminal
-
- Tuition 7 7 0
- Establishment charges 6 0 0
- Room rent 3 10 0
- Battels, eight weeks, say at £2 16 0 0
- Coals, taking term with term 2 0 0
- Laundress 1 1 0
- ------------
- £35 18 0
- Gratuities to servants 2 0 0
- ------------
- £37 18 0×9[16]=341 2 0
- ------------
-
- (_c_) On taking degree of B.A. 5 0 0
-
- UNIVERSITY FEES.
-
- (_a_) Matriculation 2 10 0
- (_b_) Examination Fees
- Responsions 1 0 0
- Moderations 1 10 0
- Rudiments of Faith and Religion 1 0 0
- Honour School of Jurisprudence 1 10 0
- (_c_) On taking degree of B.A. 7 10 0 15 0 0
-
- EXTRA TUITION.
-
- “Coach” for Moderations 10 10 0
- Reading party to Switzerland 50 0 0
- “Coach” for Jurisprudence,
- six terms, the College
- paying half, 60 gs.--30 gs. 31 10 0 92 0 0
-
- PERSONAL EXPENSES.
-
- Wines and groceries }
- Clothes and travelling expenses } 70 0 0
- Books and stationery } For three years 210 0 0
- Subscriptions to clubs and societies }
-
- EXTRA ACADEMICAL.
-
- Inner Temple
- Entrance form 1 1 0
- Stamps 25 1 3
- Fees 10 5 2
- Lecture fees 5 5 0
- ------------
- £41 12 5 41 12 5
- ------------
- Annual fees, four terms at 1 6 1 5 4 4
-
-On Thursday morning, having paid to the Dean the necessary College
-fee, and from him obtained a certificate of twelve terms’ residence,
-Frank, duly attired in cap and gown, white tie, and the statutable
-garments “of a subfusc hue,” proceeded to the Apodyterium of the
-Convocation House. There he paid the University fee, and showed to the
-Registrar the testamurs gained in Moderations and the Rudiments of
-Faith and Religion, and a certificate of his having been placed in the
-second class in the Honour School of Jurisprudence.
-
-These preliminaries over, he met his party and took them into the
-Convocation House. There, having waited for half an hour, in a crowd
-that made moving impossible, and speaking almost a difficulty, the
-impatient spectators were informed that Convocation was removed to the
-Sheldonian Theatre, a piece of information certainly welcome, but one
-which they thought might have been given them before.
-
-Perhaps it need not be said that four hearts at least were filled
-to overflowing as Frank went up with several other Paul’s men to be
-presented by the Dean to the Vice-Chancellor, and at least one pair
-of bright eyes shone the brighter for the tears that would rise up in
-them. And then with what pride Frank slipped on his gown and tipped his
-scout, William, the customary sovereign, and what a happy party sat
-down to lunch in Paul’s! Crawford was there, the new Fellow of Queen’s,
-not yet grown donnish and distant; and little Blue-eyes too was there,
-who had made firm friends with Rose, with whom she talked with pride of
-their two lovers.
-
-In the evening the young people went to Nuneham, Rose and Mary sitting
-in the stern, Blue-eyes in the bows, where she paddled in the water
-like a very child; Crawford and Frank rowing. Mary had brought her
-sketching-book, and when they had had tea in the Moss Cottage, and a
-stroll was proposed, nothing could induce her to accompany the others.
-She wanted to sketch the rustic bridge and the river, and plenty of
-time she found for the purpose. For surely never were folks so long
-as Rose and Frank, Blue-eyes and Crawford, in walking through the
-lovely Nuneham woods. Like the bright June leaves that hung over them,
-life was young, and fresh, and bright; sobered, not saddened, by the
-twilight of earnest thoughts of the work that lay before them. Oxford
-had done her best for these two sons of hers; had not soured them; had
-not robbed them of their early faith; had not taught them to posture as
-the disciples of creeds as meaningless as they are cold and dead; had
-not inflated them with the notion that Oxford thought leads England and
-therefore the world; had not elated them with their academical success;
-but was sending them forth full of energy and full of hope, with the
-belief that life, that stern hard battle, was beginning and not ending
-with the winning of a degree.
-
-THE END.
-
-LONDON: GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, PRINTERS, ST. JOHN’S SQUARE.
-
-
-
-
-FOOTNOTES
-
-
-[1] The subjects at other colleges are much the same, but the standard
-of excellence required varies. No. 2 is usually omitted.
-
-[2] At most colleges a reduction is made for scholars and exhibitioners.
-
-[3] At some colleges quarterly.
-
-[4] The titles given to the different Heads of Colleges vary. There
-is the Warden of New College, the Provost of Oriel, the President of
-Trinity, the Master of Balliol, the Principal of Brasenose, and the
-Rector of Exeter.
-
-[5] College bills.
-
-[6] Responsions are obligatory on all except those who have passed
-either the Previous Examination at Cambridge, or the Oxford and
-Cambridge Schools’ Examination. There are five separate subjects
-of examination, in each of which a candidate must satisfy the
-Examiners (who, in this case, are called “Masters of the Schools”).
-The principle of compensation is not recognized; failure in any
-one subject rendering a candidate liable to a “pluck” (commonly
-called “plough”). Subjects:--(1) Algebra: Addition, Subtraction,
-Multiplication, Division, Greatest Common Measure, Least Common
-Multiple, Fractions, Extraction of Square Root, Simple Equations
-containing one or two unknown quantities, and problems producing such
-Equations; or Geometry--such an amount as shall be equivalent to that
-which is contained in Euclid I., II. (2) Arithmetic--the whole. (3)
-Latin and Greek Grammar. (4) Translation from English into Latin prose;
-it is sufficient if the Latin be grammatically written, without being
-elegant in style; three or four violations of the simple rules of
-Latin Syntax (commonly called “howlers”) will “plough” a candidate.
-(5) One Greek and one Latin Author; candidates are free to offer any
-standard classical authors, but the selection is usually made from the
-following list:--Homer: any five consecutive books; Æschylus: any two
-of the following plays--Agamemnon, Choephoræ, Eumenides, Prometheus
-Vinctus, Septem contra Thebas. Sophocles: any two plays. Euripides:
-any two of the following--Hecuba, Medea, Alcestis, Orestes, Phœnissæ,
-Hippolytus, Bacchæ. Aristophanes: any two of the following--Nubes,
-Ranæ, Acharnenses. Thucydides: any two consecutive books. Xenophon:
-Anabasis, any four consecutive hooks. Æschines: In Ctesiphontem.
-Virgil: (1) the Bucolics, with any three consecutive books of the
-Æneid; or (2) the Georgics; or (3) any five consecutive books of
-the Æneid. Horace: (1) any three books of the Odes, together with a
-book of the Satires, or of the Epistles, or the Ars Poetica; or (2)
-the Satires with the Ars Poetica; or (3) the Epistles with the Ars
-Poetica. Juvenal: the whole except Satires II., VI., IX. Livy: any two
-consecutive books, taken either from Books I.-V., or Books XXI.-XXV.
-Cæsar: De Bello Gallico, any four consecutive books. Sallust: Bellum
-Catilinarium, and Jugurthinum. Cicero: (1) the first three Philippics;
-or (2) De Senectute and De Amicitia; or (3) four Catiline orations,
-with the oration Pro Archia. The books most commonly chosen are
-Euripides,--Hecuba, and Alcestis; and one of the combinations in Virgil
-or Horace.
-
-[7] Moderations or First Public Examination will be explained in due
-course.
-
-[8] Turl Street. High Street is “the High;” Broad Street, “the Broad,”
-in Oxford vernacular.
-
-[9] The new Debating Hall, now (October) almost complete, will provide
-ample accommodation for visitors.
-
-[10] Now--_O tempora! O mores!_--defunct.
-
-[11] The customary fee for a term’s private tuition, consisting of
-three lessons weekly, of one hour each.
-
-[12] Steeplechases.
-
-[13] Affectionate abbreviation for Slapoffski, unrivalled in Oxford,
-and not unknown outside.
-
-[14] Senior Students at Christ-Church correspond to Fellows at other
-Colleges.
-
-[15] _I.e._ races for sculling-boats and pair-oars.
-
-[16] Three years contain twelve legal terms, but only nine of payment,
-the Easter and Act terms being virtually one in matter of residence.
-
-
-
-
-
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-<p class="titlepage larger">OXFORD DAYS;<br />
-<span class="smaller">OR,</span><br />
-HOW ROSS GOT HIS DEGREE.</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage"><span class="smcap">By</span> A RESIDENT M.A.</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage">London:<br />
-SAMPSON LOW, MARSTON, SEARLE, &amp; RIVINGTON,<br />
-CROWN BUILDINGS, 188, FLEET STREET.<br />
-1879.<br />
-[<i>All rights reserved.</i>]</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage">LONDON:<br />
-GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, PRINTERS,<br />
-ST. JOHN’S SQUARE.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<h2>PREFACE.</h2>
-
-<p>“Oxford Days” is not shaped on the lines of
-either <i>Verdant Green</i> or <i>Tom Brown at Oxford</i>.
-Its purpose, rather, is to furnish a practical guide
-to all the features of University life; but it has
-been thought that, by adopting the narrative
-form, the dry bones of a handbook may be made
-to live.</p>
-
-<p class="smaller"><i>Oxford</i>, 1879.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
-
-<table summary="Contents">
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr smaller">PAGE</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">Gone to Oxford</span></td><td class="tdr">1</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">An Oxford Sunday</span></td><td class="tdr">23</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">The Freshman’s Term</span></td><td class="tdr">39</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">The Eights</span></td><td class="tdr">51</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">The Long Vacation</span></td><td class="tdr">68</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>“<span class="smcap">The Flying Terms</span>”</td><td class="tdr">77</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">A Reading Party</span></td><td class="tdr">88</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">In the Thick of it</span></td><td class="tdr">120</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">The Close</span></td><td class="tdr">139</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="smcap">Gown at Last</span></td><td class="tdr">149</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p>
-
-<h1>OXFORD DAYS;<br />
-<span class="smaller">OR,</span><br />
-HOW ROSS GOT HIS DEGREE.</h1>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I.<br />
-<span class="smaller">GONE TO OXFORD.</span></h2>
-
-<p>There was a long discussion between the Vicar
-of Porchester and Mr. Ross, the lawyer, as they
-walked together after evening service to the
-vicarage. Frank Ross was just eighteen, the
-eldest of six brothers. He was still at school,
-but it was time for him to go to the University.
-Oxford had been chosen&mdash;not from any notion of
-superiority to Cambridge, but simply because of
-school and home associations. The difficulty was
-the choice of a college. The vicar&mdash;a well-to-do
-bachelor&mdash;an old Eton and Christ-Church man,
-advised his own college. But Mr. Ross was
-frightened. “Christ-Church” to him had ever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span>
-been a terror, and meant waste of time and money,
-in the shape of cards, drink, and horse-flesh; and
-all the vicar’s eloquence could not shake his unfounded
-prejudice. The result of the discussion
-was that Mr. Ross decided to write to a friend at
-Oxford, settled there as a “coach;” and also to
-Mr. Rickards, a country doctor, with a family
-larger even than his own. The doctor’s answer
-was as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Dear Ross</span>,&mdash;My boy is going to Brasenose: at least,
-he goes up in May to try for a close scholarship. I can
-give you no advice, as I know nothing about the place. I
-sent him to the Hereford Cathedral School by a fluke some
-years ago; and as there are scholarships and exhibitions
-from the school to Brasenose, I am saved the difficulty of
-choosing a college.</p>
-
-<p class="sig">“Yours truly,</p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">W. Rickards</span>.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>The vicar explained that a “close” scholarship
-was, like other scholarships, a sum of money paid
-annually for four or five years as a prize, but
-differed from them in being confined to competition
-among boys from certain schools; and that
-the value of them varied from 45<i>l.</i> to 80<i>l.</i> per
-annum, part being paid in money, and part
-made up in allowances in the way of diminished<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span>
-fees. The letter from the “coach” was more
-valuable:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Ross</span>,&mdash;So much depends on your son’s
-abilities, your own means and wishes, that I cannot answer
-your question as to the best college, off-hand. I think I
-may assume that you do not want him to spend more money
-than is absolutely necessary; and possibly that you would
-wish him to ‘go in for honours’ instead of taking a Pass
-Degree, that is, offering the smallest possible number of
-subjects for examination. I need hardly say that a high
-degree in honours opens the way to a Fellowship, or at any
-rate to good masterships in schools; and is, in fact, a distinct
-help, directly and indirectly, not only in educational,
-but in all professions.</p>
-
-<p>“It is far better for a lad to go to a good college, even
-though he is unable to obtain a scholarship or any other
-college endowment, than to go to an inferior college, where
-he may succeed in getting pecuniary assistance. To illustrate
-what I mean: I believe, in the long run, it would be wiser
-to send your son as a commoner to Balliol than as a scholar
-to Wadham. If, from a pecuniary point of view, you do
-not care for him to get a scholarship, nor want him to read
-for honours, and are not particular as to whether he spends
-300<i>l.</i> or 500<i>l.</i> a year (or even more), I should send him to
-Christ-Church, Brasenose, Exeter, or University. The first
-two especially were in my day emphatically popular colleges,
-and I believe are so still. But I would not send him to
-either unless you are fully prepared for the amount of
-expenditure which I have named. Possibly you might like
-our only denominational college&mdash;Keble. He would be most
-carefully looked after in every way, and his expenses kept<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span>
-within a fixed limit. The Warden and Tutors devote their
-whole energies to their men, and the men themselves speak
-in the most affectionate terms of them&mdash;a most exceptional
-fact, I assure you. But I must warn you that the religious
-tone of the college is distinctly pronounced, and inclines to
-ritualistic rather than to evangelical doctrines.</p>
-
-<p>“If your son’s college life will be a pinch to you (you
-will allow me to speak thus plainly on such a question),
-send him as an Unattached Student. But here, again, you
-and he should clearly understand that the life of an unattached
-student is isolated, and quite unlike the life of the
-college undergraduate. The only exception to this statement
-is when an undergraduate migrates, as for various
-reasons sometimes he is obliged, from his college to the
-body of the Unattached. His society, being already formed,
-remains unbroken. I should fancy your choice will lie
-between New College, Corpus, Paul’s, and Balliol. A
-scholarship at either means that the scholar is capable, with
-industry, of gaining the highest honours in his future
-University examinations. On the whole, I think, I incline
-to Paul’s. Unfortunately, you have just missed the examination
-for scholarships. There is, however, an ordinary
-matriculation examination for commoners in about three
-weeks’ time. If your son holds a good position in his
-school, he ought to have no difficulty in passing even at this
-short notice, for the subjects are those which are read in
-forms lower than the highest at all schools. I shall be
-happy to do anything further in the matter for you that I
-can. He should come prepared for residence, in the event of
-his passing. The examination begins on the Wednesday
-after Easter, and will be over in time for successful candidates
-to ‘come into residence’ with the other men on the following<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span>
-Saturday. You should send an application to the Master of
-Paul’s at once. I enclose a list of subjects and fees, and am</p>
-
-<p class="sig">“Yours truly,</p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">Philip Wodehouse</span>.”</p>
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p class="center">“<span class="smcap">Subjects for Matriculation at Paul’s.</span><a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></p>
-
-<p>“1. Translation from English into Latin prose.</p>
-
-<p>“2. Translation into English of an unprepared passage of
-Attic Greek.</p>
-
-<p>“3. Translation of some portion of a Greek and Latin
-author (to be selected by the candidate), with parsing and
-general grammar questions.</p>
-
-<p>“4. Arithmetic, including Vulgar and Decimal Fractions
-and Interest.</p>
-
-<p>“5. Euclid, Books I. and II.; <i>or</i> Algebra, to Simple
-Equations.</p>
-
-<p class="center">“<span class="smcap">Fees.</span></p>
-
-<p>“(<i>a</i>) To the University at Matriculation 2<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i></p>
-
-<p>“(<i>b</i>) To the College, as caution-money 30<i>l.</i><a name="FNanchor_2" id="FNanchor_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span>
-“Room-rent varies from 10<i>l.</i> to 16<i>l.</i> per annum. This
-does not include furniture, which must be taken at a valuation
-from the previous tenant; 25<i>l.</i> is an average valuation-price.
-China, glass, linen, plate, and household necessaries must all
-be procured. It is wiser to bring plate and linen. The
-rest may be purchased from the ‘scout’ (servant) apportioned
-to the rooms. For this, say 10<i>l.</i> The immediate payments,
-therefore, amount to 2<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i> + 30<i>l.</i> + 10<i>l.</i> = 42<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i>
-The payment for the furniture must be made early in term;
-and the establishment charges, tuition fees, expenses of
-board and rent, are paid terminally.”<a name="FNanchor_3" id="FNanchor_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a></p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>So Paul’s was chosen, and a letter of application
-forwarded to the Master;<a name="FNanchor_4" id="FNanchor_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> and Frank, who
-was then at home for the Easter vacation, commenced
-polishing up his work in view of the
-approaching examination. On Easter Tuesday
-he left home by an early train, with a note to
-Mr. Wodehouse in his pocket. That gentleman
-entertained him at dinner with a long list of
-examination stories, and about nine o’clock
-marched him off to the Clarendon Hotel, where,
-with a word to the landlady, he left him, nervous
-at the thought of the morrow, but conscious of
-his own dignity and the near approach of the
-manhood which is supposed to date from matriculation.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It was with some difficulty that Frank preserved
-his self-composure in the presence of the waiters,
-as he sat at breakfast in the “Clarendon” coffee-room.
-He did not particularly enjoy his meal,
-and, in obedience to Mr. Wodehouse’s injunctions,
-left at half-past nine to make his way to Paul’s.
-After one or two mistakes, he succeeded in finding
-the college gates. His anxiety as to his next
-step was set at rest by the sight that met him.
-About a dozen boys (to be called men after
-matriculation) were hanging about the Lodge, in
-various typical conditions of mind and body&mdash;some
-completely at their ease, chatting unconcernedly;
-others standing nervously alone. Most
-wore black coats and chimney-pot hats&mdash;the
-costume that only a few years ago was rigorously
-insisted on. A few through ignorance, or in
-obedience to the spirit of the day, wore defiantly
-light suits and bowler hats. Frank, to his great
-delight, found a school-fellow whose coming up
-had, like his own, been hurriedly decided in the
-vacation. The two friends had not much time
-for conversation, for in a few minutes a respectable
-middle-aged man, whom they knew afterwards
-to be the Porter, said,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span> “You are to walk
-this way, gentlemen, please,” and conducted them
-to the College-Hall. It is a fine old place, with
-dark oak panels, coloured windows, portraits, and
-coats-of-arms; and to the boy up in Oxford for
-his first visit, and that visit so solemn a one as
-matriculation, there is an unspeakable charm, and
-a novelty sobered into grandeur, about everything.
-How the grave faces of the college founders and
-celebrities looked down upon the wondering eyes!
-Bishop and knight, king and duchess&mdash;there
-they stared! How the light streamed through
-the coloured windows! Who could tell? Perhaps
-one day, Frank thought, when he was a
-rich man, he might have that one vacant window
-filled, or some of his descendants might
-present to the college a portrait of Sir Francis
-Ross, attired in wig and gown, one of Her
-Majesty’s&mdash;or rather, perhaps, His Majesty’s&mdash;judges,
-if not Lord Chancellor.</p>
-
-<p>He started abruptly from his dreams, and came
-back to the first rung on the ladder that was
-leading to such prospective fame. There before
-him stretched three lines of tables and benches
-down the length of the hall. Across the end, on
-a slightly-raised daïs, ran another table, where<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span>
-the handsome chairs indicated beings superior to
-undergraduates. It was, in fact, the High table,
-where the Master and Fellows dined, and any
-resident Masters of Arts who cared to do so.</p>
-
-<p>This morning it was devoted to the more
-serious purposes of examination. Ten ink-bottles,
-fifteen blotting-pads, fifteen sheets of white paper
-printed, with a few sheets of blue paper and two
-or three quill pens lying by each: that was the
-fare this morning&mdash;“the feast of reason” that
-was in such strong contrast to the “flow of soul”
-that would grace the table at six o’clock that
-evening.</p>
-
-<p>One of the junior Fellows was in charge of the
-examination. He was reading the <i>Times</i> as Frank
-and his companions entered, sitting on the table,
-with his legs dangling in a graceful attitude of
-studied negligence. He took no notice of the
-victims, till the Porter had conducted them to the
-table and motioned them to take seats. Then he
-looked up from his newspaper and said,&mdash;</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span></p>
-<p>“You will have till half-past twelve. Write
-your names clearly; and please bear in mind
-that we expect answers from both books of
-Euclid.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he resumed his newspaper and adopted a
-more dignified attitude.</p>
-
-<p>Frank looked at his questions. Eleven in all;
-some definitions, six propositions from the first
-book, and four from the second. He wrote his
-name at the head of his paper, and made a great
-blot in doing so. His hand grew hot. He dashed
-at the first definition,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“<i>A circle is a plane figure contained in one
-straight line.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>His pen spluttered warningly at the word
-<i>straight</i>. A blot fell, and fell luckily on the fatal
-word. He tore up the paper and commenced
-again.</p>
-
-<p>Making a good start, his hands grew cool, his
-head calm; and with the old portraits beaming
-upon him, away he wrote. He completed the
-six propositions of the first book; then, pausing
-for breath, saw that almost everybody else had
-his watch on the table. Frank pulled out his.
-<i>A quarter to twelve!</i> He had blundered, he knew.
-He ought to have timed himself, and left more
-time for the second book. However, his success
-had put him at his ease, for he knew all the propositions
-well so far; and he buckled-to vigorously.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span>
-By hard writing he managed to do three propositions.
-The last was the thirteenth. He knew
-he could not do it in five minutes, and he must
-allow himself time to read over his work. He
-had barely done even this when the papers were
-collected, and they were dismissed, with instructions
-to appear again at two.</p>
-
-<p>Frank went out with his friend, discussing the
-Euclid paper.</p>
-
-<p>They lunched together at the “Clarendon,”
-wisely confining themselves to a little cold meat
-and sherry, and at two o’clock were again hard
-at work at Latin prose. It was a piece from
-“Pilgrim’s Progress”&mdash;something about Giant
-Despair, his wife, and her bed. And judging
-from the various unhappy faces, an observer might
-have thought that the choice of the giant was
-somewhat prophetical. Frank, however, had
-done, not the identical piece, but several pieces in
-the same style before, and accordingly did not
-find so much difficulty.</p>
-
-<p>Out at four o’clock, they strolled down Oriel
-Street, past Corpus, by Merton Church, and into
-Christ-Church Broad Walk; and meeting three
-friends, also up for matriculation at some other<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span>
-college, took a boat from Salter’s and rowed to
-Iffley, Frank steering.</p>
-
-<p>Luckily the river was not crowded, as in full
-term, or the erratic course which Frank steered
-would have brought down upon him the shrill
-abuse of some eight-oar’s coxswain, even if not
-a quiet spill into the water.</p>
-
-<p>Thursday passed much in the same way: Frank,
-on the whole, satisfied with his work; Monkton,
-his friend, somewhat desponding. The hours
-after work would have been dull had there not
-been so much to see. The friends mooned about
-till half-past six, and then had meat-tea at Monkton’s
-lodgings in Ship Street; and with “Verdant
-Green” and the “Mysteries of the Isis” beguiled
-the evening till they turned into bed. What a
-relief it was when Friday morning came, and with
-it the last paper! At two that afternoon they
-were met in the Lodge by the Porter, who had an
-important-looking paper in his hands.</p>
-
-<p>“Please to wait a moment, gentlemen,” he said,
-as all the candidates were hurrying off across the
-quadrangle to the hall; “these are the gentlemen
-that are to go for <i>vivâ voce</i>.” And he proceeded
-to read out six names, among which Frank and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span>
-Monkton, to their great delight, heard their own.
-They hardly thought of the disconsolate nine who,
-hearing the last name on the list, hopelessly
-oozed one by one out at the Lodge-gates.</p>
-
-<p>Reaching the hall, the chosen six found the
-Master and six of the Fellows, all attired in cap,
-gown, and dignity, seated at the High table.
-They were told to sit down at one side of the hall,
-and then, one by one, were summoned to that
-awful table and examined. Monkton’s ordeal
-came first, and it was a trying one. He was first
-questioned (very sharply, as it seemed to Frank)
-on some of his papers, and then given some written
-questions and sent to a side table. Frank was
-not aware, then, that this process&mdash;familiarly
-known as “second paper”&mdash;meant that Monkton’s
-success hung by a thread on the result of
-his work this afternoon. His own turn came
-next. The Fellow who examined him saw he was
-nervous, and, as usual with almost every examiner,
-spoke pleasantly and reassuringly to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Take your Greek Testament, Mr. Ross,” he
-said, “and turn to the fifth chapter of St. Matthew,
-and translate the first six verses.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank turned to the passage indicated. He<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span>
-knew it at a glance, and that reassured him; and
-when he was next told to open a “Cicero” that
-was lying on the table he felt comparatively at
-his ease. He got through about six lines of the
-Second Philippic, and was then asked a few disconnected
-questions.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you know what circumstances led to the
-delivery of this speech?”</p>
-
-<p>He did know, but words failed him, and he
-bungled.</p>
-
-<p>“Never mind,” answered the examiner. “Who
-was Hannibal? and what battles did he fight?”</p>
-
-<p>Frank answered, naming them.</p>
-
-<p>“What is the construction after verbs of commanding
-in Latin?”</p>
-
-<p>“Can you mention any of our Lord’s parables
-which teach the duty of watchfulness?” and so
-forth.</p>
-
-<p>Then came the pleasant dismissal,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“That will do, thank you. You need not
-wait.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank departed, and, making friends with the
-Porter, told him all that had passed.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! you’re all right, sir,” said George; and
-George’s statement proved true.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In about three-quarters of an hour the Master
-and Fellows came out of the hall and dispersed
-to their respective rooms, and presently George
-appeared with a piece of blue paper, which he
-nailed on the gate. Five names&mdash;Frank’s second,
-and Monkton’s absent.</p>
-
-<p>“Those gentlemen that mean to reside this
-term,” said George, “are to call on the Dean
-between five and six this evening, and bring their
-fees. Those that don’t are to leave Oxford at
-once, and notice will be sent to them in the Long
-Vacation before next term begins.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank meant to reside, and was one of the
-first to call on the Dean. That gentleman received
-him courteously; told him he had done very
-fairly in the examination; hoped he would read
-hard and be steady; asked him his name, age,
-father’s name, residence, and profession, and
-various other particulars, all of which he entered
-in a book; received his caution-money (30<i>l.</i>), and
-told him to ask the Porter the staircase and
-number of the rooms allotted to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Be here,” he added, as Frank was leaving,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span>
-“at a quarter to ten to-morrow morning, that I
-may take you before the Vice-Chancellor.”</p>
-
-<p>At the Porter’s advice, Frank took a cab and
-drove to the “Clarendon,” paid his bill, got his
-luggage together, and drove back to college.
-By this time the Porter had the list of the newly-allotted
-rooms.</p>
-
-<p>“Yours are No. 5, sir, three-pair right.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank stared.</p>
-
-<p>“No. 5 over the doorway, sir,” he then explained,
-pointing across the quadrangle to a doorway,
-over which Frank discerned the wished-for
-number; “three flights o’ stairs; the rooms on
-the right hand. No. 5, three-pair right&mdash;that’s
-how we call it. You’ll find your scout there.
-You’re too late for dinner. The hall-bell went
-twenty minutes ago.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank crossed the quadrangle, climbed the
-stairs, and found his rooms. They were neither
-large, nor particularly clean, as regarded paper
-and paint; and the carpets and coverings were
-decidedly dingy. But they were <i>his</i> rooms, and
-he was an Oxford man! and that was <i>his</i> scout
-bustling in from the rooms opposite to welcome
-him. After a little conversation, the fact of his
-ownership became still more apparent, for the
-scout proceeded to show him a collection of glass<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span>
-and china and household implements, on the
-merits and absolute necessity of which he enlarged.
-The mere transfer of glass and china supplies a
-nice little addition to the scout’s perquisites.
-The articles are, in the first instance, purchased
-by some undergraduate who prefers his own
-choice to what his scout has ready to offer him.
-He, on leaving his rooms, bequeaths them to
-his scout. Custom is so tyrannical in Oxford.
-The scout sells the articles to the next tenant,
-who, in his turn, bequeaths them to the same
-willing legatee, when again they are sold to
-the new-comer. How long this goes on it is
-hard to say. Sometimes the smooth course
-is interrupted by some strong-minded undergraduate,
-who, ignoring custom, takes his effects
-with him when he leaves. The little bill was as
-follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frank Ross, Esq.</span>, <i>to</i> <span class="smcap">William Green</span>.</p>
-
-<table summary="Frank's bill from his scout">
- <tr>
- <th></th><th class="tdr">£</th><th class="tdr"><i>s.</i></th><th class="tdr"><i>d.</i></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>3 Cut-glass Decanters</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Claret Jug</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>3 dozen Wine-glasses (mixed)</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>8 Tumblers</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">9</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>A Dessert Set</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">18</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>15 Dinner Plates</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">13</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>7 Cheese Plates</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Tea Set, consisting of Milk Jug, Sugar Basin, Bowl, 8 Breakfast Cups, 6 Tea Cups, 9 Plates (all mixed)</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Metal Tea-pot</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">7</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Broom</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">8</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Dustpan and Brush</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">3</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>6 Dusters</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">6</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>6 Tea-cloths</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">6</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr total">£9</td><td class="tdr total">19</td><td class="tdr total">6</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>Shortly afterwards, as Frank was unpacking, a
-youth of most obsequious manners arrived, carrying
-a cap and gown for the Freshman, who received
-them with a murmur of gratified pleasure,
-making no inquiries about the cost or who had
-given the order; considering that, of course, what
-was thus sent must be <i>en règle</i>. The bill arrived
-within a week, with a polite intimation that payment
-was not requested, and an invitation to
-inspect the stock of the obliging tailors.</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Frank Ross, Esq.</span>, <i>to</i> Cutter and Co.</p>
-
-<table summary="Frank's bill at the tailors" class="small">
- <tr>
- <th></th><th></th><th class="tdr"><i>s.</i></th><th class="tdr"><i>d.</i></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>A College Cap</td><td></td><td class="tdr">7</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>A Commoner’s Gown</td><td></td><td class="tdr">15</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr total">£1</td><td class="tdr total">2</td><td class="tdr total">6</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Three years later, when pressed by duns and
-threatened with proceedings in the Vice-Chancellor’s
-Court, Frank remembered these gentle
-disclaimers of any wish for payment.</p>
-
-<p>What with talking to his scout and unpacking,
-nine o’clock soon arrived: the hour when the
-kitchen and buttery were opened for supper.
-William suggested that his master would like some
-supper, and in a short time supper was brought.</p>
-
-<p>“I shan’t eat all that,” expostulated Frank,
-when he saw the plateful of meat and lumps of
-bread and butter.</p>
-
-<p>“Only one ‘commons,’ sir,” replied William.</p>
-
-<p>Frank said nothing, but saw distinctly that the
-standard called “one commons,” for which his
-father would have to pay daily through his three
-or four years, was based on the principle that
-“what is ordered for one should be enough for
-two.” However, he enjoyed his supper; and so
-did the scout, who carried home his share, with
-similar portions from the other six rooms on the
-staircase to which it was his duty to attend.</p>
-
-<p>The following morning, duly attired in cap and
-gown, with white tie and black coat at William’s
-suggestion, Frank betook himself to the Dean’s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span>
-rooms. There he met the four other Freshmen
-who had “passed” with him, was asked if he had
-his fee ready, and then conducted in a sheepish,
-silent procession, headed by the Dean, to the
-Vice-Chancellor. There were several groups of
-Freshmen standing with their respective Deans,
-Vice-Principals, or other college officials. Then
-they were all told to write their names in a book
-in Latin&mdash;a novel though not difficult feat, which
-Frank, with the assistance of his Dean, accomplished.</p>
-
-<p>“Ross, Franciscus, filius Armigeri, è collegio
-S. Pauli.”</p>
-
-<p>He then handed in his fee, 2<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i>, and received
-in return a little piece of blue paper, the certificate
-of matriculation, together with a copy of the
-University statutes. The Vice-Chancellor addressed
-them all in a short Latin formula; and
-when this was over, Frank had time to read the
-document, which ran thus:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p class="right">“Term. Pasch.<br />
-“Oxoniæ, die Ap. 27mo, Anno Domini 187&mdash;.</p>
-
-<p>“Quo die comparuit coram me Franciscus Ross, è Coll.
-S. Pauli, Arm. Fil. et admonitus est de observandis statutis
-hujus Universitatis et in matriculam Universitatis relatus est.</p>
-
-<p class="right">“&mdash;&mdash;, Vice-Can.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He was now fully matriculated, and amenable
-to all the details of University discipline. At
-six o’clock he dined in Hall&mdash;his first dinner&mdash;not
-without the usual blunder of seating himself
-at a table appropriated to undergraduates at least
-two years his seniors; and at eight went to chapel&mdash;the
-hour being changed on first nights in term
-from half-past five to eight, to enable men from
-distant homes to put in an appearance. The
-chapel was very much crowded, Paul’s having
-considerably outgrown its accommodation; but it
-was only on first nights that the inconvenience
-was felt, for as it was not necessary to attend
-service more than four times in the week, all the
-men were never there together.</p>
-
-<p>Coming out, he met several old school-fellows,
-and the senior of them carried them all off to
-his lodgings in Holywell Street, where over wine
-and pipes they sat chatting till past ten o’clock;
-Frank, for the most part, listening without saying
-much, for he was but a Freshman, and this his
-first pipe.</p>
-
-<p>When he got back to Paul’s he found the gates
-locked; but as he had read “Verdant Green”
-very carefully, he did not think it necessary to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span>
-apologize to George for giving him the trouble of
-opening. He knew that “knocking in” before
-eleven o’clock only meant twopence in his weekly
-“battels.”<a name="FNanchor_5" id="FNanchor_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a></p>
-
-<p>That night, when he got into bed, though he
-did not feel quite a “man,” he felt conscious of
-having undergone some considerable change since
-he left home on Tuesday morning.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II.<br />
-<span class="smaller">AN OXFORD SUNDAY.</span></h2>
-
-<p>On Sunday morning he woke to the words that,
-without the slightest variation in time or tone of
-delivery, called him daily for the three years that
-he resided in college&mdash;“Half-past seven, sir!
-Do you breakfast in?”</p>
-
-<p>This was the scout’s gentle hint that chapel
-service was within half an hour, and his form of
-inquiry whether his young master intended breakfasting
-in his own rooms or was going elsewhere
-for the meal.</p>
-
-<p>Frank, when he fully realized the meaning,
-answered “Yes,” and with a freshman’s energy
-jumped out of bed, and was dressed before the
-chapel bell began to ring. Hurrying down-stairs,
-in fear of being late, he was stopped by William,
-with the suggestion that there was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span> “no call to
-go yet, till the bell began to swear!”</p>
-
-<p>This elegant expression, Frank learnt, is
-applied to the quickened and louder ringing of
-the bell for the five minutes immediately preceding
-service. He found, not many days after,
-that it was quite possible, by the aid of an
-Ulster, and postponement of ablutions, to get
-to chapel in time if he slept till the “swearing”
-began.</p>
-
-<p>There were not so many men present as on the
-previous evening. The Master and Fellows wore
-surplices and hoods; the Scholars, being undergraduates,
-surplices and no hoods; the commoners,
-black gowns. The few&mdash;apparently
-senior men&mdash;who wore black gowns of longer and
-ampler make than the commoners, were the
-Bachelors and Masters of Arts, still “in residence,”
-but not on the foundation&mdash;<i>i.e.</i>, neither
-Fellows nor Scholars, and therefore not entitled
-to wear surplices. This was the strict order for
-Sundays, and other high days; on other days
-every one wore the black gown of his respective
-degree, with the single exception of the Fellow
-who did chaplain’s duty for the week; for at
-Paul’s there was no permanent chaplain. The
-first lesson was read by one of the Scholars, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span>
-second by one of the Fellows, the prayers by the
-chaplain, the Communion Service by the Master.
-There was no sermon; the intention being that
-each undergraduate should attend “prayers” in
-his own particular college-chapel, and afterwards
-hear a sermon preached in the University-church
-to the members of the University in common.
-The list of those who attend chapel is kept at
-Paul’s by the Bible-clerk, at some colleges by the
-chapel-porter. The Bible-clerk’s further duties
-are to find the lessons, to read them in the possible
-absence of the proper person, and to say grace in
-Hall.</p>
-
-<p>A man may lose caste by becoming a Bible-clerk,
-but it is by no means necessary that he
-should. A cad (and there are many at Oxford)
-distinctly degrades the post, and makes it
-shunned. A man wavering between good sets
-and bad sets may possibly lose what little footing
-he has in the former. But a thorough gentleman
-(it seems hardly necessary to say so, except to
-disabuse many of their prejudices) need not, and
-does not in the slightest degree, lower himself by
-holding such a position. The emoluments
-amount (in money and allowances) often to 80<i>l.</i><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span>
-per annum; at Paul’s, 75<i>l.</i>; but what makes the
-post so especially valuable, from a pecuniary
-point of view, is that it can be held with a
-Scholarship and an Exhibition. The Bible-clerk
-at Paul’s during Frank’s first two years was
-holding a Scholarship of the value of 60<i>l.</i>, an
-Exhibition from his school of the value of 50<i>l.</i>;
-so that, with his clerkship of 75<i>l.</i>, his income
-amounted to 185<i>l.</i>, for the academical year of six
-months. And he was one of the most popular men
-in the college.</p>
-
-<p>From him Frank learnt that he would have to
-read the first lesson in chapel for six consecutive
-days in his turn; but that, being a freshman,
-his turn would not come for some time yet.</p>
-
-<p>On returning to his rooms he found his breakfast
-laid, the kettle simmering, and letters lying
-on the table; one from home; the rest, the
-circulars that flatter the freshman’s dignity, and
-coax him into becoming a customer.</p>
-
-<p>The foundation breakfast consists of bread,
-butter, and milk, and in some colleges two eggs.
-These articles are brought by the scouts from the
-buttery, and entered by the buttery-clerk to the
-respective undergraduates. The bread, butter,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span>
-and milk are distributed in “commons,” the rate
-charged being above that of tradesmen outside
-college, and the quantity being, in the case of
-most men, certainly too much for one meal. The
-remains belong to the scout.</p>
-
-<p>Fish, poultry, meat (and for luncheon, pastry),
-are supplied from the kitchen. For some items
-the charges are reasonable, for others exorbitant.
-Naturally, therefore, it is in “kitchen-orders”
-that the careful student can economize, if only he
-can stand against the Oxford custom, fostered by
-the scouts, of ordering too much. For at least
-three days in the week the two customary eggs,
-with bread and butter, are surely enough for
-breakfast, a kitchen-order being thereby avoided.
-The too common habit, however, is to discard the
-eggs (paid for, it must be remembered, whether
-eaten or not), and eat meat. It is quite conceivable
-that, after one breakfast on one staircase
-where eight men live, the scout may put into his
-basket sixteen eggs.</p>
-
-<p>Tea, coffee, chocolate, cocoa, sugar, and so on,
-are in some colleges procurable from the Common-room-stores,
-an establishment resembling an
-Italian warehouse and wine-and-spirit-vault combined.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span>
-Custom, if not college regulations, will
-compel the undergraduate to deal with the
-Common-room-man.</p>
-
-<p>At Paul’s there is no such establishment, but
-William very kindly supplied the deficiency by
-ordering in, from one of the nearest&mdash;and dearest&mdash;grocers,
-a good stock of tea (at 4<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> per
-pound, of course), coffee, candles, matches,
-scented soap, biscuits, jam, marmalade, till Frank
-was quite bewildered at the thought of the room
-necessary for storing these delicacies. However,
-they did not last long.</p>
-
-<p>One of the most iniquitous and yet plausible
-practices is that pursued at some colleges&mdash;Paul’s
-among the number&mdash;of compelling undergraduates
-to deal at certain shops.</p>
-
-<p>Anything in the way of paper, paint, or furniture,
-has to be procured at one of the shops
-attached to the college. These are invariably the
-dearest, charging for their goods 25 and 30 per
-cent. more than the many other establishments
-which struggle against these monopolies.</p>
-
-<p>The reason given by the college authorities for
-this system is that they are obliged to exercise
-some principle of selection of the workmen<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span>
-allowed within the college walls, indiscriminate
-admission being open to risk. The reason is
-plausible enough, but it is based entirely on the
-supposition that the workmen employed by expensive
-firms alone are honest. Further, what
-risk could there be in the conveyance of a piece
-of furniture to the college gates, when its removal
-to the rooms of the purchaser would be the work
-of the college servants?</p>
-
-<p>The only method of avoiding the tyranny of the
-system is to employ one of the railway carriers.
-The college porter, on the presumption that the
-article has come by rail from the undergraduate’s
-home, is obliged to admit it.</p>
-
-<p>Anything like opposition to the regulation
-appears at present to be useless. One daring
-undergraduate at Paul’s, who ventured to remonstrate
-with his college dean (the authority
-in such matters), was met with this characteristic
-answer:&mdash;“It is our system. If you don’t like
-it, the college gates are open. You can remove
-your name from the college books. We won’t
-detain you.”&mdash;an answer perfectly admissible
-from the proprietor of any establishment, but
-insolent and unwarrantable from one who, after<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span>
-all, is but an administrator in a corporate institution.</p>
-
-<p>And so it would be possible to go on and
-enumerate many instances in which not only
-custom among his companions, but college regulations
-compel the undergraduate to be extravagant
-and wasteful. Homes are crippled, younger
-brothers and sisters deprived of the education
-which is their due, and the much-vaunted
-University extension limited by the very administration
-of the bodies that ought, and do profess,
-to foster it. Questions of domestic economy are
-ignored by the various commissions, though they
-lie at the very root of University extension. Let
-additional Scholarships be founded to enable more
-students to come to the University; let additional
-teaching power be endowed with professorships,
-lectureships, and readerships, by all means; but
-let perquisites be pruned down; let the enormous
-profits of catering cooks and butlers be decreased;
-let room-rent be lowered; let “servants’ dues”
-pay the servants, and not need to be supplemented
-by charges which never appear in the college
-accounts; let trade be free in the town; let every
-man buy where he pleases; that is the way to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span>
-extend the benefits of University education&mdash;that
-is the way to enable those to profit by it who are
-at present debarred&mdash;that is the way to enable
-families, which now struggle to send one son to
-the University, to send two for an equivalent outlay.
-There can be no doubt of the unnecessary
-waste and extravagance in the domestic economy
-of the colleges when it is remembered
-that though collegiate life, based as it is on communistic
-principles, ought to be cheaper than any
-other form of student life, as a matter of fact it
-is considerably more expensive.</p>
-
-<p>To return to Frank’s breakfast. He found
-some difficulty in boiling his eggs and making
-his tea. But he concealed his ignorance and ate
-the eggs, and drank his tea like dish-water.</p>
-
-<p>About a quarter to ten some one banged at his
-door, and entered with the bang. The visitor
-was Crawford, of Brasenose, an old school-fellow
-of Frank’s, who had gone up about three years
-previously.</p>
-
-<p>“Hullo, young man! not finished breakfast
-yet!”</p>
-
-<p>His cheery greeting was delightful to Frank,
-who felt he had in him a true friend.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>A man about three years senior to a freshman&mdash;what
-a power, for good or evil, he has! His
-seniority inspires reverence and commands imitation.
-Luckily, Crawford was a thoroughly sterling
-fellow. He had come to Oxford in earnest.
-When he worked he worked; when he played he
-played. There was the same vigour in his work
-as in his “stroke” on the river or “rush” at
-football. He kept chapels regularly; he said,
-because morning-chapel gave him a long day.
-There was a more earnest reason concealed behind
-this; but he had a horror of the dangers of cant.
-He knew what lectures were worth attending, and
-attended them. He ridiculed and cut the worthless.
-He knew who were the best “coaches,” and
-said so. He abused the charlatans. In all matters
-of social etiquette he was an old-fashioned Conservative;
-for example, he always wore a black coat
-and tall hat on Sundays, and roundly abused those
-who loafed in light suits; and he never carried an
-umbrella or wore gloves when attired in cap and
-gown&mdash;a rather silly custom, perhaps; but its observance
-in the face of innovations marks the man.</p>
-
-<p>After a little chat on school matters, Crawford
-told Frank he was going to the University<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span>
-sermon; and without any compunction told him&mdash;not
-asked him&mdash;to accompany him.</p>
-
-<p>Frank, nothing loth, took his cap and gown,
-and they went together.</p>
-
-<p>St. Mary’s does double duty: as a parish
-church and as the University church; and here
-the University sermons are preached at 10.30 a.m.
-and 2 p.m. on each Sunday in full term, except
-those of the Dean of Christ-Church, or the
-Fellows of New College, Magdalen, and Merton,
-which are or may be preached in the cathedral
-and in the chapels of those colleges respectively.</p>
-
-<p>The nave&mdash;the part appropriated to the University&mdash;was
-crowded when Frank and his companion
-entered, for the preacher was a popular one. In
-the gallery, facing that by the west window
-assigned to undergraduates, the University
-organist, Mr. Taylor, was already seated at the
-organ, with six or eight chorister boys round him.
-One of these hung a board, with the number of
-the selected hymn, over the gallery, and then the
-voluntary commenced.</p>
-
-<p>At 10.30 precisely the procession entered at
-the north door: the vice-chancellor, preceded by
-his mace-bearers, the esquire bedels and marshals,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a></span>
-and followed by the heads of houses, the preacher,
-and the proctors. Then the whole congregation
-rose and, led by the choristers, sang the hymn
-appointed. Afterwards came the quaint “bidding
-prayer,” still used in most cathedrals, but made
-especially quaint in a University city by the long
-lists of founders and benefactors; and then the
-sermon. At a quarter to twelve all was over, and
-Frank was sitting in the window of Crawford’s
-rooms in Brasenose; and as he looked out on the
-sunny Radcliffe Square, with St. Mary’s graceful
-spire, the black frowning “schools,” and the
-pepper-box towers of All Souls, he heard with
-reverent admiration (for he was, in his way, somewhat
-of a poet) that these were Bishop Heber’s
-rooms, that here he must have sat, and here he
-must have written that famous Newdigate prize-poem,
-“Palestine,” by which he will always be
-remembered.</p>
-
-<p>Over the chimney looking-glass hung a gilded
-face, with an enormous nose, the emblem of the
-college. The pictures on the panelled walls
-Frank soon became more intimately acquainted
-with, for he found copies in most of his friends’
-rooms. There were “The Huguenots,”<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span> “The
-Black Brunswicker,” Landseer’s “Challenge,”
-“Retreat,” and “Monarch of the Glen,” of course,
-and many others of a more recent date. Three or
-four pairs of boxing-gloves lay in one corner,
-dumb-bells in another. Against the wall, in
-racks, pipes of various descriptions, from the
-short briar-root to the china bowl of the German
-student (for Crawford had spent six months once
-upon a time in Heidelberg), racket-bats, and an
-oar, fondly cherished, that had helped to bring
-victory to the Brasenose “four” a few years back
-at Henley.</p>
-
-<p>At one o’clock Crawford’s scout appeared, and
-almost at the same moment three invited friends,
-strangers to Frank. At Oxford luncheon or
-breakfast parties, etiquette does not require that
-the guests should arrive late. The lunch was as
-follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<ul>
-<li>Leg of lamb.</li>
-<li>Couple of chicken.</li>
-<li>Ham cut in huge slices.</li>
-<li>Salad.</li>
-<li>Lumps of bread.</li>
-<li>Lumps of butter.</li>
-<li>Lumps of cheese.</li>
-<li>Celery.</li>
-<li>Three pots of jam.</li>
-<li>“French pastry” (in reality, English tarts).</li>
-<li>Cyder cup.</li>
-<li>Sherry and claret.</li>
-</ul>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Fish, meat, and marmalade at nine that morning,
-and a prospective dinner in Hall at six that evening,
-did not prevent Frank’s four companions
-from doing ample justice to the fare. He himself
-was as yet unused to these meals, by which
-circumstance Crawford’s scout profited.</p>
-
-<p>After lunch, pipes. At three the guests
-dropped off; and the two school-fellows walked
-to Cumnor&mdash;as a result of which Frank wasted
-three hours on Monday evening, writing a poem
-about Amy Robsart’s tomb.</p>
-
-<p>At five they got back to Oxford, and the freshman
-was introduced to the reading and writing
-rooms of the Union Society, Crawford entering
-his name as a probationary member, and telling
-him to call on Monday to pay the fee&mdash;25<i>s.</i> There
-was hardly time to do more than glance at the
-telegrams in the hall, and just look in at the
-numerous readers and writers in the different
-rooms; but the view was quite enough to enchant
-Frank. And then the friends parted for their
-respective chapels.</p>
-
-<p>At dinner that evening he made friends with
-some freshmen, with one of whom he proposed
-to go to St. Philip’s and St. James’ Church,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span>
-for evening service. Dinner being prolonged
-rather beyond the usual time, they had to run
-pretty sharp, and even then were too late to get
-a seat. They accordingly began to retrace their
-steps, determining on future occasions, when
-they meant to go to either of the parish churches,
-to make their dinner at lunch-time, and “take
-their names off Hall”&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> remove their names
-from the list of those for whom dinner in Hall was
-provided&mdash;and have supper in their rooms on their
-return from service.</p>
-
-<p>As they were walking on, they were suddenly
-stopped by a man having the appearance of a
-policeman in plain clothes, who said,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“The Proctor wants to speak to you, gentlemen.”</p>
-
-<p>The next moment they saw a gentleman in
-black gown and large velvet sleeves, who with
-formal politeness raised his cap and said,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Are you members of this University?”</p>
-
-<p>Frank and his friend murmured that they were.</p>
-
-<p>“Your names and colleges, if you please.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ross, of Paul’s.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mordaunt, of Paul’s.”</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span></p>
-<p>“Call on me to-morrow morning at nine, if you
-please.”</p>
-
-<p>And the Proctor walked on, leaving Frank and
-Mordaunt rather bewildered, and totally ignorant
-where they were to call in the morning&mdash;for
-though they knew they had been “proctorized,”
-they did not know either the Proctor’s name
-or his college.</p>
-
-<p>The marshal (the Proctor’s head attendant; the
-rest being called “bull-dogs”), seeing them
-standing in the road in evident uncertainty, said
-to them,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“You’d best go back to college, gentlemen;”
-and then, instinctively gathering that they were
-freshmen, added,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Where’s your caps and gowns? You’ll find
-the Proctor at Christ-Church, gentlemen,” and
-vanished with his bull-dogs after other unwary
-undergraduates.</p>
-
-<p>The interview somewhat damped their spirits:
-not that any fearful punishment was hanging over
-their heads. Even the statutable fine of five
-shillings for being without cap and gown would,
-they believed, be remitted in consideration of their
-being freshmen. But Frank had hoped to keep
-out of the way of the Proctors; and this was indeed
-an early beginning.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE FRESHMAN’S TERM.</span></h2>
-
-<p>Strolling towards the Lodge on Monday morning&mdash;because
-everybody seemed to be strolling
-in that direction&mdash;Frank had his attention called
-to various notices posted in the gates. One was
-to the effect that “the Master would see the gentlemen
-that morning between 10 a.m. and noon,
-the freshmen on Tuesday, between the same
-hours.” Another that “the Dean would be glad
-to see the freshmen at ten, the other gentlemen
-after.” There was also a list of places in Hall;
-announcements of the meetings of the College
-Debating Society, Boat Club, Cricket Club;
-Greek Testament Lecture, <i>sine ulla solemnitate</i>
-(<i>i.e.</i> without cap and gown), at Mr. Wood’s house
-every Sunday evening at nine. He was one of the
-married Fellows&mdash;a hard-working, energetic man.</p>
-
-<p>Without quite knowing what<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span> “seeing the
-freshmen” meant, Frank got his gown, and as it
-was five minutes to ten, made his way to the Dean’s
-rooms. In the passage outside he found about
-twenty freshmen cooling their heels, and engaged,
-some more and some less, in questions or chaff
-with George, the Dean’s scout. George usually
-had the best of it. In fact, the freshman who
-dared to argue with him on matters of custom or
-local politics, and especially local politics, found
-himself considerably “shut up.”</p>
-
-<p>A door opened, and a sort of snort from within indicated
-to George that the Dean was ready to see
-the freshmen. One by one they filed in, and were
-greeted by the Dean with a smile that was naturally
-faint but tried to be sweet, and a grasp of the
-hand that was meant to be cordial but was unmistakably
-flabby. There were seats for all, but
-it took some minutes to get into them. The interview
-did not last long: just long enough, in
-fact, to enable the Dean to make one remark to
-each of the freshmen. To one, without waiting
-for an answer, “How is your father?” To another,
-“Does Mr. St. Leger intend coming forward
-for Slowcombe?” To another, “Have you
-been in Devonshire this vacation, Mr. Jones?”&mdash;Jones<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span>
-being, of course, a Yorkshireman who has
-never travelled further south than Oxford, when
-he matriculated in February last. To one or two
-a faint question as to their intentions. “Were
-they going to read for Honours, or for a Pass?”
-On the whole, Frank left the room depressed and
-disheartened as to his work. He had expected
-to be questioned as to what he had done at school:
-what form he was in: what books he had read;
-to be advised as to the turn his reading should
-now take; whether he should read for Honours
-in one examination or in more than one; or
-whether, in short, reading for Honours would be
-beyond him, and therefore waste of time. The
-only piece of practical information he gained was
-that Mr. Wood was his tutor, and to him he must
-apply for all particulars as to Lectures and Examinations.</p>
-
-<p>The plan at Paul’s is similar to that at most
-colleges. The undergraduates are distributed
-among the tutors, a certain number being apportioned
-to each. They are not necessarily to attend
-their lectures, but they are to go to them for advice
-and private assistance in their work. In many
-colleges, battels are paid by the undergraduate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span>
-to his own tutor. The tutors together draw up
-a scheme of lectures, which the undergraduates
-attend simply according to the necessities of the
-examination for which they are reading, and not
-according to the particular tutor to whom they
-are assigned. Frank was assigned to Mr. Wood,
-but did not attend his Lectures in his first term,
-as they were for more advanced men. He learnt
-all this when he went to him at the Dean’s direction.
-What he failed to find in the Dean he found
-in Mr. Wood, who met him cordially, took him
-into his inner room, made him sit comfortably
-on a sofa in the large bay window, and then
-chatted with him for half an hour. The result
-of the conversation was that Frank was to
-work for Responsions,<a name="FNanchor_6" id="FNanchor_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> which would come
-on at the end of the current term; not to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a><br /><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span>
-think about Moderations<a name="FNanchor_7" id="FNanchor_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> till he was safe through
-this first ordeal; and to come on Sunday
-evenings to Mr. Wood’s Greek Testament Lectures.
-The hours and subjects of the other
-lectures, he told Frank, he would find posted
-on the Lodge-gate on the following day. He
-asked him a few questions about his father
-and the Vicar of Porchester, who was an old
-friend; about his school and college friends;
-asked him whether he boated or played cricket;
-whether he meant to join the Union; told him if
-he wanted any books out of the college library
-to come to him; concluding hurriedly, as another
-freshman, seeking advice, knocked timorously and
-entered.</p>
-
-<p>The visit next morning to the Master was not
-unlike that to the Dean&mdash;a purely formal one.
-The Master’s questions chiefly related to cricket
-and boating, indicating an anxiety to discover the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span>
-promising men for the Eleven or the Boats.
-Frank, as he sat in the Master’s arm-chair, while
-the old gentleman warmed his coat-tails by an
-imaginary fire, could not help falling to making
-doggerel&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">“‘D’ stands for Discipline, Duty, and Dean;</div>
-<div class="verse">‘M’ must the Master and Merriment mean.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>But there he stopped by lack of rhymes and a
-general stampede of the Freshmen, to the great
-relief of the much-enduring Master.</p>
-
-<p>Frank selected for Responsions the books he
-had offered for Matriculation, the usual and
-natural course; and with the assistance of Crawford
-to interpret the Lecture-List on the college
-gates, he made out his own lecture-card as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<table summary="Frank's lecture-card">
- <tr>
- <th class="bdr bdt"></th>
- <th class="tdc bdr bdt bdb">9.</th>
- <th class="tdc bdr bdt bdb">10.</th>
- <th class="tdc bdr bdt bdb">11.</th>
- <th class="tdc bdt bdb">12.</th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="bdr">Monday</td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr">Greek Plays&mdash;Mr. Lang</td><td>Latin Prose in Hall.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="bdr">Tuesday</td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr">Cicero&mdash;Mr. Henderson</td><td class="bdr"></td><td>Grammar Paper.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="bdr">Wednesday</td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr">Greek Plays&mdash;Mr. Lang</td><td>Latin Prose in Hall.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="bdr">Thursday</td><td class="bdr">Prose to Mr. Wood</td><td class="bdr">Cicero&mdash;Mr. Henderson</td><td class="bdr"></td><td>Grammar Paper.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="bdr">Friday</td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr"></td><td class="bdr">Greek Plays&mdash;Mr. Lang</td><td>Latin Prose in Hall.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="bdr bdb">Saturday</td><td class="bdr bdb"></td><td class="bdr bdb">Cicero&mdash;Mr. Henderson</td><td class="bdr bdb"></td><td class="bdb">Grammar Paper.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[46]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The lectures in his books were much the same
-as at school, except that the undergraduates
-were treated with more respect than school-boys.
-A certain quantity was set: the men were put
-on in turn to translate; and general questions
-asked. Sometimes, if time permitted, the lecturer
-would translate the lesson himself when the men
-had finished.</p>
-
-<p>The grammar and prose in Hall were in the
-form of examination. The men were called up
-one by one to be shown the mistakes in the
-papers done on previous days, so that, with this
-interruption, not much more than forty minutes
-were left for actual writing. The prose on
-Thursday morning was the only tutorial link
-that bound Mr. Wood to his pupil, and that was,
-as often as not, severed by a note to the effect
-that Mr. Wood would be “unable to see Mr.
-Ross on Thursday morning.”</p>
-
-<p>To Frank the work seemed as nothing after the
-long hours of school. It never occurred to him
-to look ahead, and to think of Moderations; in
-fact, he had been told not to do so. And so he
-commenced, energetically it is true, going over
-work he already knew well enough to satisfy the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span>
-examiners, listening to the marvellous mistakes
-of his fellow-freshmen and of those senior men
-who had been degraded because of failure in
-previous terms. He soon learnt to think nothing
-of hearing mistakes that would disgrace school-boys
-of fifteen; and to fancy that, because he
-regularly prepared his work and attended his
-lectures, he was working to the utmost extent
-that he could, or that was required of him. And
-that is how so many first terms are wasted, and
-boys with energy enough for eight or ten hours’
-daily study drift into two or three, and often
-into none at all. Failure sometimes rouses them;
-but it is a questionable remedy, and more often
-demoralizes than benefits.</p>
-
-<p>There is not much work done in the summer
-term; an outsider might say, none at all. But
-then he would be judging from the external
-appearance of the place: the quads crowded with
-lounging men, waiting for drags to go to the
-cricket-ground; the wide-open windows with
-their gay flowers, whence issue sounds and scents
-of the heavy luncheons of the more languidly
-inclined; the river swarming with boats of all
-sorts and sizes; the Union rooms full of readers<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span>
-leisurely scanning the papers or dipping into
-the magazines, with ices or cigars to soothe or
-sweeten the summer afternoons; the roads busy
-with rattling pony-carriages bound for Woodstock
-or Abingdon, Witney or Thame; even the
-shops themselves are full, whose windows from
-without and wares within tempt the passing
-“loafer.” “Where are the reading men?” the
-stranger may well ask.</p>
-
-<p>There are plenty of them if you know where
-to find them. But it is just because the stranger
-is a stranger that he won’t find them. What
-can he know of the hours of heavy work got
-through in the quiet of those bright summer
-afternoons; of the one close-shut room on this
-deserted staircase of open, idle doors; of that
-back-quad attic, with its sported oak; of the
-“coach’s” crowded chambers, where, unheeding
-the charms of river or cricket-field, of Union-garden
-or leafy roads, he and his hourly pupils
-sit, “grinding for the schools”?</p>
-
-<p>Besides, the surprised and maybe shocked
-stranger must remember that a large number of
-men who come to Oxford do not come there
-merely for the sake of the degree. They take<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span>
-one if they can; the sooner they can, so much
-the better are they pleased. They come to be
-made men and gentlemen. A degree is only
-one of the many means to that end. It is only
-because some make it their all-absorbing motive
-that the University sends forth into the world
-so many prigs.</p>
-
-<p>Within the first week Frank had made many
-friends, most of them friends of Crawford’s, who
-had called at his suggestion. The secretaries of
-the Boat and Cricket Clubs had looked him up,
-to whom Frank, with much pleasure, had paid
-his entrance fee and annual subscriptions.</p>
-
-<p>The captain of the Paul’s company in the Rifle
-Corps had come to work upon his military ardour;
-the president of the College Debating Society,
-to arouse his ambition for oratory; the collector
-for the various Church Societies, to test his
-impartiality and charity. Frank was enabled, by
-his father’s wish and the means he had placed
-at his disposal, to join the various societies, and
-pay the subscriptions. But it was not this
-pecuniary willingness alone that gained for our
-freshman so much popularity. The pecuniary
-outlay was as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary="Frank's subscriptions" class="small">
- <tr>
- <th></th><th class="tdr">£</th><th class="tdr"><i>s.</i></th><th class="tdr"><i>d.</i></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Boat Club</td><td class="tdr">3</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Cricket Club</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Paul’s Debating Society</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Union Society</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Rifle Corps, including Band-Subscriptions and Uniform</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>There is no need to enter into Frank’s charitable
-subscriptions. They were neither large
-nor small, but what they were, were given with
-pleasure. About this time also came in the
-valuation of his rooms, amounting to 30<i>l.</i> Our
-freshman is now, therefore, fairly started on his
-career.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE EIGHTS.</span></h2>
-
-<p>April slipped away, and it was the evening of
-the 30th. Frank had dined in Hall; he had been
-to all his lectures that morning. He knew the
-work for the next day. There was no need, therefore,
-he thought, for further work. Turning out
-of the Lodge-gates, hardly knowing where he
-was going, he strolled into the High; and just by
-Spiers’ he met a new acquaintance&mdash;Morton, of
-Magdalen.</p>
-
-<p>“Where are you off, Ross?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t know,” answered Frank; “nowhere
-particular.”</p>
-
-<p>The fact is, Frank had been drifting of late into
-these evening rambles to “nowhere particular.”
-And a good deal of time they occupied too.</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span></p>
-<p>“You’d better come down to my rooms. I’ve
-got one or two fellows coming in for a hand at
-whist.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank, not being the impossible model young
-man of the story-books, did not resist the invitation,
-but, linking his arm into Morton’s, went off to
-Magdalen. The April night was not so warm that
-a fire was not pleasant. Morton’s rooms were in
-the old quad, looking out towards the new
-buildings and the deer-park. The curtains were
-drawn and the lights burning. Several little
-tables were laid with dessert, and one cleared
-in the centre of the room, with packs of
-cards upon it. There were about a dozen men
-present.</p>
-
-<p>Dessert over, cards began; but it was not
-whist. Everybody voted that slow. Frank himself
-thought that he never had played so enticing
-a game as loo. When he knocked in that night
-at five minutes to twelve, he fancied the porter
-eyed him suspiciously and knew that he had returned
-<i>minus</i> a few pounds and <i>plus</i> a racking
-headache. His suspicions were right. Few read
-more rightly or more quickly the character and
-career of the undergraduates than the porters
-who open to them nightly.</p>
-
-<p>But, in spite of his headache, Frank managed
-to be up at four o’clock next morning. He had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span>
-accepted Morton’s invitation to breakfast at six,
-after hearing the choir sing the May-Morning
-Hymn on the college tower. George, the porter,
-as he opened the Lodge-gates to Frank and
-others, thought, in spite of his pale face, that he
-at least could not have been up to much mischief
-last night, or he would not have been up so early
-after it. And George, usually infallible, began to
-retract his last night’s opinion.</p>
-
-<p>As he stood on the leads and looked down
-through the grey battlements on the faint fresh
-green that was brightening the trees in the Botanical
-Gardens; on the distant spires and towers;
-and on the less fortunate crowds in the street below;
-and as the sweet voices of the choir rose and blended
-through the soft morning air, a feeling, whether
-it was regret or remorse he hardly knew, came
-over him. Anyhow he felt that this was a
-sweeter, purer pleasure than the gambling of last
-night, and confessed to himself that he had been
-“an utter fool for his pains.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a blazing afternoon about the end of
-May. The river&mdash;meaning thereby the Isis, the
-main river, to distinguish it from its tributary the
-Cherwell&mdash;was deserted save for a few energetic<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span>
-men in outrigged skiffs practising for sculling
-races, and the boatmen, in charge of the various
-college barges, sweltering in the sun, and, as fast
-as the heat would allow them, making preparations
-for the work of the evening. The Cherwell,
-with its slow, shady stream, its winding banks and
-drooping trees, was the favourite resort, but even
-here all was quiet. Every now and then a canoe
-flashed by lazily, or a punt plunged up in search
-of some cool nook. There was a momentary disturbance,
-perhaps, as it bumped against one
-already moored; and pairs of sleepy eyes would
-look up to scowl at the new-comer, if a stranger;
-or greet him lazily if a friend.</p>
-
-<p>Just in one of the pleasantest corners, Frank
-and Monkton had fixed their craft, and were lying
-face upwards on a couple of enormous cushions&mdash;Monkton
-smoking or pretending to smoke;
-Frank reading or pretending to read.</p>
-
-<p>“Are you going to stay for the Eights?” asked
-Monkton.</p>
-
-<p>“Rather,” answered Frank. “Why? aren’t
-you?”</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span></p>
-<p>“No, not I! In the first place, I don’t care
-about them; and in the second place, I’ve promised
-Morton to drive to Abingdon at seven.
-It’ll be getting cool then.”</p>
-
-<p>“It seems to me you’re rather fond of going
-to Abingdon,” answered Frank. “What’s the
-attraction?”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear boy, ask no questions and I’ll tell
-you no lies”&mdash;and at that moment a punt ran
-right into them.</p>
-
-<p>“Now then, sir, look ahead!” spluttered Monkton
-as their punt was nearly upset, and his cigar
-falling from his mouth burnt a small hole in his
-flannel trousers. The intruder apologized and
-plunged on again to disturb the rest of other unlucky
-beings.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” went on Frank, “I’m glad I’ve not to
-pay your bill for pony-traps, that’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, well, as far as that goes,” retorted Monkton,
-waking up a little, “that don’t trouble me.
-I patronize the trustful Traces, and I’m sure the
-trustful one would be quite embarrassed if I
-offered to pay him; so I don’t. That’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Does your governor give you an allowance?”
-asked Frank.</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span></p>
-<p>“Not he. He told me not to get into debt, and
-to send in the bills. And a fellow can’t live like
-a hermit. I’ve always had a horse at home, so I
-don’t see why I shouldn’t have one here. But
-I’m not proud, and so I hire a pony instead, and
-I’m sure the old man ought not to mind.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come out of that, you lazy young beggar!”
-called a voice in Frank’s ears, and looking up he
-saw Crawford in one of those little cockle-shells
-in which Mr. Verdant Green so highly distinguished
-himself&mdash;“Aren’t you coming down to
-see the Eights?”</p>
-
-<p>Monkton looked at Crawford with that expression
-of half insolence, half fear, which characterizes
-so many freshmen, and drawled out,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; Ross is going. He’s so energetic, you
-know.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a blessing, at all events,” answered
-Crawford, “as long as there are fellows like you,
-about.”</p>
-
-<p>“By Jove!” said Frank, pulling out his watch,
-“it’s getting late. If you’re going to Abingdon
-at seven, Monkton, you’ll have to look sharp.”</p>
-
-<p>“Going to Abingdon?” asked Crawford, half
-to himself, and getting no answer from Monkton.</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</a></span></p>
-<p>“Look here! I say, you fellows! can’t you
-manage to get this punt back to the barges, and
-let me cut up through the meadows?” said
-Monkton. “I promised to be in Morton’s rooms
-at half-past six, and it’s just on six now.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right,” said Frank, “Crawford will help
-me back with the punt”&mdash;really glad to get rid
-of him, for his younger and his older friend did
-not hit it off exactly.</p>
-
-<p>“It strikes me that young man is beginning
-rather early,” said Crawford paternally, as he
-lashed his boat to the punt and got in, much to
-Frank’s relief, for it was his first day in a
-punt.</p>
-
-<p>The latter did not say much, for he had himself
-commenced various extensive dealings with the
-trustful tradesmen&mdash;trustful, that is, for two years,
-but most distrustful afterwards&mdash;and he feared
-questioning and an inevitable lecture from Crawford.</p>
-
-<p>By the time they reached the barges, the river
-and banks were getting crowded. The band was
-assembling on the ’Varsity barge (that belonging
-to the University Boat Club); and all the other
-college barges were in a bustle of excitement.
-It was “the first night of the Eights,” and many<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</a></span>
-were the attempts to explain that somewhat elliptical
-phrase to the uninitiated matrons and
-maidens who were flocking from every quarter of
-the town.</p>
-
-<p>Just at the mouth of the Cherwell, Crawford
-and Frank met a party of ladies and escorted
-them to the Paul’s barge; and the latter, though
-he fancied he was clear as to the meaning of
-“Eights” and “Torpids,” was really not sorry
-to overhear his friend’s explanation.</p>
-
-<p>“You see,” Crawford was saying to a pretty
-girl with bright blue eyes, that certainly did not
-seem to be reminded that they could see&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</a></span>“You
-see, every college, that is athletic enough, has a
-Boat Club; the best eight oars, rowers I mean, constitute
-‘<i>the</i> Eight;’ the second best eight are ‘the
-Torpid.’ The Torpid-races, or as we call them,
-‘the Torpids,’ take place in the Lent term; every
-college that has an Eight and a Torpid enters the
-latter for the Torpid-races; and then they all row
-to see which is best. Then in the Summer term
-‘the Eights’ are on; that is the races of the college
-Eight-oars; to-night is the first night, you
-know. All the Eights are going to row to see
-which is best.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; but,” said Blue-eyes, “why do they
-have more than one race?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you see”&mdash;Crawford could not help the
-phrase&mdash;“that is&mdash;er&mdash;it’s rather difficult to explain.”</p>
-
-<p>But after a moment he took courage, and
-plunged into his explanation, which was to this
-effect, and which may assist the uninitiated
-reader.</p>
-
-<p>The river is too narrow to admit of boats
-racing abreast. They are therefore arranged one
-behind the other, there being 120 feet from the
-nose of one to the stern of the other. All start
-simultaneously, the object of each being to
-“bump”&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> run into and touch the one in
-front of it. When a “bump” has taken place,
-both the “bumper” and the “bumped” row to
-the bank to let the others pass. There is a post
-opposite the barges, where most of the spectators
-sit, and when once a boat has passed this it cannot
-be bumped. The following night&mdash;called
-“night,” but really meaning seven o’clock&mdash;the
-boats all start, with this exception, that if, for
-example, on Monday Balliol has bumped Christ-Church,
-on Tuesday Balliol will start ahead of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</a></span>
-Christ-Church. The latter then has the chance
-of regaining its position by bumping Balliol, but
-it is also exposed to the danger of being bumped
-by the next boat. This goes on, in the case of
-the “Torpid,” for six days; of the “Eights,” for
-eight “nights.” At the end, the boat that
-finishes with all the others behind it, holds the
-proud position of “Head of the River” for the
-year. It may have gained this by making
-“bumps,” or by avoiding being “bumped.”
-How the order was, in the origin of the races,
-settled, it is impossible to say; but it is the rule
-that any college club which “puts on”&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> enters
-a boat for the races&mdash;for the first time shall
-start at the bottom. Perhaps, after this explanation,
-any remaining difficulty will be cleared
-up by suggesting, as an illustration, a school-class,
-in which a place is gained for a successful
-answer. The boats, by “bumping” and being
-“bumped,” respectively gain and lose places.</p>
-
-<p>Crawford was rowing in the Brasenose Eight.
-So, after seeing his lady friends to seats on the
-top of the college barge, he ran down-stairs to
-dress for the race. The men who rowed in the
-Brasenose Eight and Torpid were unlike the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</a></span>
-majority of men of other colleges, in that they
-walked to the river in <i>mufti</i>, and put on their
-boating-clothes in their barge. Frank, pleading
-an excuse that he wanted to go down the Berkshire
-bank to see the start, but chiefly because
-he was rather shy, left Crawford’s party to the
-attention of some other men, and, crossing in old
-George West’s punt, was soon lost in the crowd.</p>
-
-<p>One by one the boats paddled down to the
-start, cheered by their own men as they passed.
-The crowd thickened. A great surging mass
-pressed up against the rails that enclosed the
-barges, and gazed enviously at the lucky ones
-within the enclosure. A black line went coiling
-down the pathway towards Iffley. Those were
-the men who would see the start, and run back
-with the boats to cheer them on. Presently there
-was a great silence. Everybody was looking
-right away to the Iffley Willows, or at watches.
-Then the first gun went. Conversation flowed
-again for four minutes. Then the one-minute
-gun&mdash;and then utter silence, till with the third
-boom a roar of voices began, that came nearer
-and louder as the great black line began coiling
-home again, as fast as it could.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Brasenose was Head of the River; and Blue-eyes
-was wearing the Brasenose colours; and
-Blue-eyes’ heart, though she would not have confessed
-it, was in a flutter of excitement. On came
-the boats. Balliol was close behind Brasenose.
-The Brasenose men on bank and barge shouted.
-The Balliol men shouted more loudly. They must
-catch them. Blue-eyes hated the Balliol men;
-but, for all that, the nose of the Balliol boat was
-within a foot of the Brasenose rudder. Now it
-overlapped it, but failed to touch it, for the Brasenose
-coxswain, by a sharp pull of the rudder-string,
-turned a rush of water against their nose
-and washed them off.</p>
-
-<p>The Brasenose men yelled till Blue-eyes felt
-the drums of her little ears were nigh to cracking.
-And then Crawford, who was rowing stroke,
-seemed to pull himself together for a final effort,
-and laying himself well out, gave his men a longer
-stroke. Now they were clear&mdash;now there was a
-foot between them&mdash;now two&mdash;now three. Then
-he quickened: his men answered bravely. Foot
-by foot they drew ahead, and when they were on
-the post, Balliol was a good length behind. Blue-eyes
-had often heard,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</a></span> “See, the Conquering Hero
-comes,” but she could not make out why the
-sound of it now gave her a choking feeling in the
-throat. Certainly she saw no more of the races,
-though boat by boat came by, each in as keen
-pursuit of the one just in advance of it as Balliol
-had been to catch Brasenose.</p>
-
-<p>There was a merry party that night in Crawford’s
-rooms, and Blue-eyes sat by the host, and
-was highly amused at the plain fare he was obliged
-to eat in the midst of the dainties of the supper-table;
-and she was half inclined to be cross when
-at a quarter to ten the captain of the Boat Club,
-who was present, firmly but politely suggested
-the breaking up of the party&mdash;“unless,” he explained,
-“you want to see Brasenose go down to-morrow
-night.”</p>
-
-<p>But men must work, or at any rate go in for
-examinations, whatever the women may do. So
-the “Eights” passed away, and Blue-eyes returned
-to her home, taking with her, from many,
-the sunshine she had brought. The Proctor’s
-notices recalled Frank and several hundred other
-unfortunates to the stern realities of University
-life. Parted for a while in the all-too-brief days
-of Blue-eyes’ supremacy, Monkton and Frank<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</a></span>
-drifted together again by the force of kindred
-obligations. Together they went to the Junior
-Proctor, and entered their names for Responsions
-(commonly called “Smalls,” “because such a
-werry small number on ’em gets through,” as the
-guides will tell you); together they parted with
-the statutable guinea, fondly hoping that in due
-time they would get a tangible result in the shape
-of a testamur. Together they gazed admiringly,
-nor yet without awe, at their names when they
-appeared in the Gazette; and together, in white
-ties and “garments of a subfusc hue,” as prescribed
-by the statutes, they proceeded one bright
-morning in June to the Schools. There for two
-days, from nine to twelve, and from half-past one
-to half-past three, they were examined by papers.
-Then, after waiting a few days, Monkton’s <i>vivâ
-voce</i> came on, the order of this being alphabetical.
-But when at two o’clock the same day the Clerk
-of the Schools read out a list of those who had
-passed, and for the gladly-paid shilling handed
-over a small piece of blue paper, testifying the
-fact in the handwriting of the much-enduring
-Examiners, Monkton’s testamur was, alas! not
-forthcoming. Frank did not pass as easily as he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</a></span>
-might have passed. The last few weeks had taken
-the polish off his work. He got his testamur, it
-is true, but he was rather ashamed of feeling
-relieved, for he knew that he ought never to have
-had any fears of failing in such a school-boy
-examination.</p>
-
-<p>He called on his tutor to consult him as to his
-future work. The First Public Examination
-(commonly called Moderations) is, like Responsions,
-obligatory on all; but here the student
-may offer either the minimum amount of work,
-called “a Pass,” or go in for Honours either in
-Classics or Mathematics. The Honours Examination
-is to chiefly test style of translation from
-Latin and Greek authors into English, and <i>vice
-versâ</i>, together with grammatical and critical
-questions bearing on the contents, style, and
-literary history of the books offered. Papers are
-also set in the Elements of Comparative Philology;
-the History of the Greek Drama, with Aristotle’s
-Poetics; and the Elements of Deductive Logic,
-with either selections from the Organon, or from
-Mill’s “Inductive Logic.” The four Gospels in
-Greek, together with questions on the subject-matter,
-are compulsory on all,&mdash;Passmen and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</a></span>
-Classmen alike. After the examination is over,
-the examiners (in this instance called Moderators)
-distribute the names of those whom they judge
-to have shown sufficient merit into three classes,
-the names in each class being arranged alphabetically.
-If a candidate is not good enough to be
-placed in a class, but has yet shown as much
-knowledge as is required of the ordinary Passmen,
-he receives a testamur to that effect. This is
-called a “gulf.” The subjects for Pass Moderations
-are Latin Prose (rather more difficult than
-for Responsions); the elements of Logic, or
-Arithmetic and Algebra to Quadratic Equations;
-unseen passages of Greek and Latin; and three
-authors, of whom one must be Greek, and one
-must be either an Orator, Philosopher, or Historian.</p>
-
-<p>After a little questioning, Mr. Wood’s advice
-to Frank was to go in for a Pass, and, that over,
-to read for Honours in one of the Final Schools,
-such as Modern History or Law. The advice
-was wise, for his classical reading was not very
-much advanced; and even if he could have
-got through the bare reading of the necessary
-text-books, he would not have acquired the style<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</a></span>
-of translation and elegance in composition needed
-for the highest honours.</p>
-
-<p>He chose Logic in preference to Mathematics,
-by Mr. Wood’s advice; and for his
-authors, Herodotus (Books V. and VI.); Livy
-(Books V., VI., and VII.), and Juvenal, certain
-Satires being omitted. Having purchased these
-books, and laid in a good store of industrious
-intentions, he left Oxford and his freshman’s term
-behind him, not at all sorry to be going home.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE LONG VACATION.</span></h2>
-
-<p>There was a good deal of the school-boy’s pleasure
-in the commencement of the holidays, mixed
-with the pride that he felt in his new condition.
-There were only a few passengers for
-Porchester, and only a few people on the platform
-when he alighted; but the few there were knew
-him, and Oxford made the chief matter of their
-inquiries, and a pleasant topic for him to dilate
-upon. But he was soon hurried off by two of his
-admiring younger brothers, and seated at the
-side of old John, the factotum, in the pony-carriage,
-talking hard, now to him, now to his
-brothers, who sat behind. How familiar the road
-was! Did green hedges ever look so green as
-those? or was summer twilight ever so sweet as
-this that lay so peacefully about little Porchester?
-The old church-tower rose like a soft shadow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</a></span>
-from the close trees. There, beside it, peeped
-the vicarage gables and chimneys. There was
-old Sally, the laundress, resting at her gateway,
-rubbing her wrinkled fingers as though she would
-smooth away the signs of so much soap and
-water. There was the postmaster putting up the
-shutters of his little grocery-shop; the tailor in
-his garden, tending his standard roses; the
-blacksmith at his silent smithy; there were the
-carrier’s horses just being unharnessed from the
-van that in these primitive parts was no mean
-rival of the railway. A few children here; a knot
-of women there, chattering, scolding, laughing,
-staring, questioning; there a group of men
-outside the “Anchor;” here some boys playing
-marbles.</p>
-
-<p>How unchanged it all was! The term at
-Oxford seemed like a dream. Frank could
-scarcely believe he had been away more than two
-months.</p>
-
-<p>Now they are passing the vicarage garden.
-The gate is open, and Frank, much to the amusement
-of Tom and Will in the hind-seat of the
-pony-carriage, stares hard through the white posts
-and up the lawn. Whatever his thoughts or<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</a></span>
-hopes may have been, they are rudely interrupted
-(and most probably shattered) by a couple of
-voices from behind, which seem to be bubbling
-over with amusement, and to be jostling each
-other for the first and loudest place.</p>
-
-<p>“She’s away!”</p>
-
-<p>“Who’s away?” asked Frank quietly, with
-assumed indifference.</p>
-
-<p>“Who’s away?” repeat the two behind.
-“Why, who’re you looking for, eh?”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Are</i> the vicarage people away, then?” said
-Frank.</p>
-
-<p>“Rose is,” again comes from the bubbling
-voices.</p>
-
-<p>But before the subject can be pursued further,
-old John, pointing with his whip, says,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“There’s the master, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>And Frank, looking straight away up the road,
-discerns his father coming towards them, and
-jumps out of the carriage.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Frank, my boy, I declare you’ve
-grown!”</p>
-
-<p>Nor did his dignity decline the honour. He
-took his father’s arm, and, letting the younger
-ones drive home with John and the luggage,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</a></span>
-walked and talked with his father till they reached
-the house. His mother and sisters were at the
-door to welcome him. Never had there been
-such a pleasant, proud home-coming yet. The
-servants peeped from the upper windows to see
-“Master Frank,” whom they doubtless expected
-to find completely transformed, and John, taking
-the luggage from the carriage, again took stock
-of him, and told the servants with an air that, as
-always, carried weight,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Arter all, there’s no place like college to make
-a man of a young gentleman.”</p>
-
-<p>One scene more to complete the first act of our
-freshman’s life.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Ross was, as became a lawyer, a man of
-sound business-like habits. Directly after breakfast
-on the following morning he called Frank
-into his study, and they went together through
-all the bills.</p>
-
-<p>The result of their investigation was as
-follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</a></span></p>
-
-<table summary="Frank's bills">
- <tr>
- <th></th><th class="tdr">£</th><th class="tdr"><i>s.</i></th><th class="tdr"><i>d.</i></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Travelling and Hotel Expenses at Matriculation</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Caution Money (to Paul’s)</td><td class="tdr">30</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Matriculation Fee (to the University)</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Glass and China (to the scout)</td><td class="tdr">9</td><td class="tdr">19</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Cap and Gown</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Entrance Fee (Union Society)</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Boat Club Subscription</td><td class="tdr">3</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Cricket Club</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Paul’s Debating Society</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">6</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Rifle Corps</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Valuation of Furniture</td><td class="tdr">30</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Battels for Summer Term</td><td class="tdr">35</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Fee for Responsions</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Books, Sundries, and Travelling Expenses</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>The summer passed. Frank had been to the
-Henley Regatta at Crawford’s invitation, and had
-stayed with him at the old “Red Lion” with
-various crews; had run down the bank at his
-side when he was practising for the Diamond
-Sculls in the sweet June mornings, and had
-shouted with the shouting crowd when he won the
-race, beating the London man and the Cantab
-who had been training “dark.” Then he had
-gone to Crawford’s home for a pleasant week;
-then back to little Porchester, where, with garden-parties
-and cricket, with boating on the river that
-seemed so deserted after the crowded Isis, and
-lawn-tennis, the time had passed away happily
-enough. Of work for the “Schools” Frank had
-done little or nought; but when in August the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</a></span>
-vicar’s daughter left Porchester for six weeks,
-work somehow seemed easier, and he managed to
-get through a fair amount; and again, when the
-boys went back to school about the middle of
-September, and he was left alone with his parents
-and sisters, there seemed fresh opportunities for
-study. But then&mdash;but then back came the vicar’s
-daughter, and books were again forgotten. The
-village seemed to have gained fresh beauties.
-Every old gate and stile seemed no longer made
-of common wood, every hedge no longer clad with
-common green. The organ-loft where she practised
-in the week was no longer a dusty, dark,
-break-neck place, but the place for breaking
-something which, whatever lovers may say, is
-often easily mended by</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">“Time and the change the old man brings.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>And what a poet Frank was in those days!
-How he idealized, and in his own fashion glorified,
-every little winding woodland path, every glimpse
-of wold seen through the fading autumn leaves,
-every stretch of quiet river, the old boats, the
-crumbling bridge, the dark weir, the church-tower&mdash;that
-useful part of a young poet’s stock-in-trade.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>In fact, when he returned to Oxford one Friday
-evening in October, he quite agreed with the old
-woman’s and the sailor’s superstition that Friday
-was an unlucky day; he wrapped himself in his
-rug, and felt that if his heart was not breaking,
-he was at least deeply in love. Silence was his
-consolation. He rejected the invitation of a friend
-whom he met <i>en route</i> to transfer himself and his
-goods to the atmosphere of a smoking compartment.
-He stared gloomily at the persistent
-bookstall-boys; rejected even the offer of a Banbury
-cake at Didcot. In his condition, there was
-something positively comforting in that most
-cheerless and wretched of all stations. The wind
-that moaned in the telegraph-wires seemed to
-murmur “Rose.” The bell that rang violently
-in the platform-porter’s hand seemed like the
-little single bell in Porchester Church&mdash;of course
-much louder and harsher to Frank’s imagination,
-but it was a bell, and it recalled Rose, and that
-was enough.</p>
-
-<p>Having passed safely through the turmoil of
-the Oxford platform, and the loneliness of
-Friday night, on Saturday morning he rushed
-precipitously to Davis’s picture-shop in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</a></span> “the
-Turl,”<a name="FNanchor_8" id="FNanchor_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> and having purchased a photograph of
-the Huguenot picture by Millais, hung it in a
-corner by his chimney looking-glass. In that
-corner his friends noticed he now was constantly
-to be found sitting. They, of course, did not know
-that in that picture Frank saw Rose and himself
-under the vicarage wall. He was at a loss, it is
-true, to account even to himself for the pocket-handkerchief
-which is being bound round the reluctant
-arm. But what mattered to him such a
-paltry detail, even though it made the whole gist
-of the picture?</p>
-
-<p>Term began with the usual routine. Chapel at
-half-past eight on Saturday evening, at which all
-assembled except a few who were detained by
-those convenient “tidal trains,” which always
-seem to be late when one is coming back from a
-Long-Vacation scamper on the Continent, or
-from the injured Emerald Isle, but never when
-one is thither bound.</p>
-
-<p>And then comes Sunday morning, with the
-many good-intentioned ones hurrying to their
-seats past the much-enduring Bible-clerk, whose<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</a></span>
-labours would, however, very soon lessen with the
-growth of term;&mdash;Sunday, with the heavy
-luncheon;&mdash;Sunday, with the long constitutional
-in the bright October sunlight&mdash;was a first
-Sunday in Michaelmas Term ever other than a
-bright one? Dinner in Hall at six, with the endless
-greetings that the confusion of Chapel had
-prevented. Monday morning, with its formal
-calls on Master and Dean, Tutor and Lecturer; and
-Monday evening, with its posted list of lectures,
-club-meetings, and subscriptions; till Tuesday
-morning comes, with the greater or less obedience
-of the victims of those various calls, shows
-that term has begun in very earnest, no matter
-whether the earnestness be the earnestness of industry
-or of that which flourishes as abundantly&mdash;idleness.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI.<br />
-<span class="smaller">“THE FLYING TERMS.”</span></h2>
-
-<p>It was a Thursday night; and the rooms of the
-“Union” were crowded, for the debate was to be
-opened by a popular member. A few men were
-in the reading-rooms, indifferent to the subject
-and its mover; a few were in the writing-room,
-hurrying over their letters, in order to be in time
-for the “private business,” which is usually the
-most amusing part of the evening’s proceedings.
-There were several important telegrams posted in
-the Hall, and the stopping of members to read
-them considerably added to the general confusion.
-Ladies were hurrying upstairs to the little uncomfortable
-gallery,<a name="FNanchor_9" id="FNanchor_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> with amused looks of curiosity,
-or the calm equanimity of accustomed visitors.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</a></span>
-No one to-night waited to read, either for
-edification or for amusement, the endless notices
-of those private tutors, to whom advertisement
-seems a dire necessity&mdash;those manifestos of all
-shades, pleading, peremptory, apologetic, confidential,
-and confident, which suggest the question:&mdash;“Where
-are the pupils, to be instructed
-by these willing and anxious instructors?”</p>
-
-<p>The steward’s room is in possession of two
-attendants only, for the steward and his indefatigable
-son are upstairs in the committee-room,
-in attendance upon the committee.</p>
-
-<p>It is eight o’clock, and the debating-room is
-crammed. Every seat is filled; but those for
-whom there are not seats are quite content to
-stand. The gallery is fringed with women’s faces,
-looking down upon the mass of men below. There
-is a murmur of suppressed conversation, which
-suddenly ceases on the cry of “Order.” The
-president enters, followed by the treasurer,
-librarian, and most of the members of the committee.
-He is in evening dress&mdash;the exception and
-not the rule; in his case it is the sign of honour.
-He has been dining, for the first time, at the
-High table of the college which has just elected<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</a></span>
-him Fellow. To-night is his first public appearance
-since his election, and, being a popular man
-and officer, he is loudly cheered. The officers
-seat themselves, and in a moment the president
-rises and proclaims “Order,” and the business of
-the evening commences. He first reads a list of
-those members of the University proposed for
-election, and those already elected, and then calls
-upon the librarian to bring forth his list of books.
-That officer, a big-headed, ungainly man, with a
-squint, hurries through a list, to which prices and
-particulars are appended, and then asks any, who
-wish, to challenge any book or books. If any are
-challenged, they are temporarily withdrawn from
-the list, and the rest are put to the vote and
-carried; after which the objections are made to
-the particular books before challenged, and are
-met by the librarian with considerable ability, and
-the books, with one exception, carried. He then
-rises to propose “That ‘The Gorgon Head’ (much
-laughter), by Mr. Tennyson Jones, presented by
-the author to the library, be accepted by the
-society, and that a vote of thanks be given to the
-honourable member for his present.”</p>
-
-<p>No one wishing to challenge this proposition,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</a></span>
-it is formally put and carried, with faint cheering.</p>
-
-<p>The president then rises: “Does any honourable
-member wish to put any question to the
-officers of this society relative to their official
-duties?”</p>
-
-<p>At least a dozen members rise in different parts
-of the room&mdash;we beg pardon&mdash;the House.</p>
-
-<p>A red-headed young gentleman, with spectacles,
-catches first the president’s eye, and is put in
-possession of the House. His voice is high and
-shrill.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Hear! hear!” from several facetious members
-encouragingly.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir&mdash;I wish to ask the honourable treasurer&mdash;(loud
-cries of ‘Speak up, sir’)&mdash;I wish to ask
-the honourable treasurer&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Hear! hear!” from a stentorian voice in one
-corner.</p>
-
-<p>“Order! order!”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir,” again resumes the luckless red-headed
-inquirer,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</a></span> “I&mdash;I&mdash;have lost my umbrella. I&mdash;I&mdash;put
-it in the stand on Wednesday evening&mdash;(‘Hear!
-hear!’)&mdash;on my way to&mdash;to&mdash;the smoking-room,
-and&mdash;and&mdash;and&mdash;it was not there when
-I came back.” And the speaker drops into his
-seat.</p>
-
-<p>The treasurer takes no notice, but the president
-rises and says:&mdash;“I must remind the
-honourable member that any statement he may
-have to make must be introduced or followed by
-a question.”</p>
-
-<p>The owner of the lost umbrella rises, and
-before he has opened his mouth is told to “speak
-up.” This time he does speak up, in very shrillness:
-“I wish to ask the honourable treasurer
-whether he will take some steps for the recovery
-of my umbrella.”</p>
-
-<p>The treasurer is a stout youth, short of speech
-and of stature. He clips his sentences: “I must
-remind the honourable member that this society
-is not a police institution. I regret the loss of
-his umbrella. I regret still more that there are
-members in this society so careless or so dishonest
-as to remove umbrellas not belonging to
-them.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir”&mdash;from another corner&mdash;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</a></span>“I consider the
-answer of the honourable treasurer most unsatisfactory.
-I now beg to ask him whether he will
-take steps to prevent the robbery&mdash;(‘Oh! oh!’)&mdash;yes&mdash;robbery
-of the property of members of
-this society.”</p>
-
-<p>The treasurer is again on his legs: “In answer
-to the last honourable member, I beg to say that
-as far as I know anything of the funds of this
-society, it is not in a position to pay for policemen
-to guard the umbrellas of honourable
-members. If honourable members value their
-umbrellas, I should recommend them to leave
-them in the steward’s room, or carry them with
-them into whichever of the society’s rooms they
-may go.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir”&mdash;from another quarter&mdash;“will you move
-for a committee of inquiry into the loss of
-umbrellas and other property?” (Loud cheers.)</p>
-
-<p>By this time the treasurer is white-hot:&mdash;“No,
-sir!” and he flumps into his chair&mdash;(loud cheers
-from the treasurer’s partisans and from the
-admirers of his doggedness). He is not, however,
-yet done with.</p>
-
-<p>“I beg to ask the honourable treasurer,”
-says a grimy-looking youth, “why there are so
-few nail-brushes in the lavatory?” (Roars of
-laughter.)</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“In answer to the honourable member,” says
-the treasurer, “I beg to state that I have
-already given orders for a fresh and&mdash;as they
-seem so much in request&mdash;a still larger supply.”
-(Cheers.)</p>
-
-<p>Then there is a brief space of silence.</p>
-
-<p>“Does any other honourable member wish to
-put any questions to the officers of this society
-relative to their official duties?”</p>
-
-<p>No one rising, the president says&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“The House will now proceed to public business;”
-and after waiting a few seconds, to give
-those who wish the chance to leave, he reads from
-a notice-board,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“The motion before the House is, ‘That the
-present Ministry is unworthy of the confidence of
-this House and of the nation,’ moved by Mr.
-Dubber, of Trinity.”</p>
-
-<p>There is a perfect uproar as Mr. Dubber rises
-and moves towards the table&mdash;cheers from his
-supporters, groans from his opponents; but he is
-too accustomed to the temper of his audience to
-take any notice. He pours out a glass of water
-and leisurely drinks half the contents, and waits
-confidently. His confidence commands attention;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</a></span>
-and in a clear, ringing voice, he proceeds to
-rattle away a clever <i>résumé</i> of the stump speeches
-of his political party. There is no lack to-night
-of speakers. No less than six rise directly he sits
-down.</p>
-
-<p>And so the debate goes on unflaggingly until
-half-past ten, when, there being no more speakers,
-the mover replies; and then the president reads
-the motion once more, and says,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Those who are in favour of this motion will
-say ‘Aye;’ those who are against it will say
-‘No.’”</p>
-
-<p>There are nearly 500 members present, and the
-noise may be imagined.</p>
-
-<p>“The ‘Noes’ have it,” is the president’s
-ruling.</p>
-
-<p>“Divide! divide!” from the “Ayes;” and the
-president accordingly gives the order,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Those who are in favour of this motion will
-go to the right of the chair; those who are against
-it to the left.”</p>
-
-<p>Then follows a scene of indescribable confusion.
-In about ten minutes’ time the numerous
-tellers have agreed, and the president reads the
-numbers,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Those who are in favour of this motion, 179;
-those who are against it, 290. The motion is
-therefore lost.”</p>
-
-<p>Loud cheers, and the House separates.</p>
-
-<p>Within a few days of the commencement of
-term, Frank had found his name posted for rowing&mdash;that
-is, for rowing under the direction of
-the senior men who were coaching the likely
-freshmen for the Torpid races, which would come
-off in the ensuing Lent Term; and he took so
-kindly to the work that he was soon regularly
-among the recognized set from which the crew
-would eventually be picked. In fact, his performances
-had attracted the notice of the president
-of the University Boat Club, and he had
-been “down” with the men who were being
-coached with a view to rowing against Cambridge.
-This was indeed an honour; and he strained
-every energy to get chosen for one of the Trial
-Eights that were to race at the end of term,
-and from which the University Eight (commonly
-called “the ’Varsity”) would be selected.</p>
-
-<p>His wishes were fulfilled, and he was put No.
-6 in what was supposed to be the better of the
-two boats. This, of course, insured his rowing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</a></span>
-in his College Torpid next term, and in his College
-Eight in the summer term, and it might have led
-to a seat in “the ’Varsity.”</p>
-
-<p>As a matter of fact, it did not; but Frank was
-well content with the honour of merely rowing in
-the “Trials,” and more especially as the Eight in
-which he was rowing won the race in November.
-Towards the close of term he was made a Freemason,
-and very proud he was to tell his father,
-himself a Mason of some distinction, the various
-gossip of his lodge, “The Apollo,” which claims
-among its members some of England’s best-known
-brethren.</p>
-
-<p>One other little distinction Frank had to relate
-on going down for the Christmas vacation, and
-that was the flattering notice, in the <i>Undergraduate’s
-Journal</i>, of a poem of his which had
-appeared in the University magazine, <i>College
-Rhymes</i>;<a name="FNanchor_10" id="FNanchor_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> and it may safely be asserted that
-no one in Porchester was prouder of the poet
-than the vicar’s daughter, who saw herself reflected
-in the mirror of his verse.</p>
-
-<p>The Christmas vacation passed. Lent Term
-came, and with it the Torpids. Paul’s made five<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</a></span>
-bumps, and Frank duly posted copies of the
-<i>Undergraduate’s Journal</i>, which recorded the
-fact, to the vicarage and to his home. But with
-this proud event he abandoned for the present
-most of his amusements, confined himself to the
-practice for the Eights which were coming off in
-May, and to his work for Moderations, which
-was fixed for about the same date. The college
-lectures not being sufficient, he found himself
-obliged to “put on a coach”&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> employ a
-private tutor&mdash;during the summer term; but
-when he got his “testamur” in June, just a week
-before Commemoration, he and his father both
-felt that the ten guineas<a name="FNanchor_11" id="FNanchor_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> had been profitably
-expended.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">A READING PARTY.</span></h2>
-
-<p>Moderations being thus thrown behind, the next
-step was the choice of subjects in which to take
-a degree. For the Second Public or Final Examination
-for the degree of B.A. there is yet
-further scope of subject allowed. Here, again, a
-student has the option of taking a Pass or an
-Honour Degree; and here also both Passmen
-and Classmen alike have to pass an examination
-in the Rudiments of Faith and Religion, the subjects
-of which are:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>(1) The Books of the Old and New Testament.</p>
-
-<p>(2) The Holy Gospels and Acts of the Apostles in the
-original Greek.</p>
-
-<p>(3) The Thirty-nine Articles.</p>
-
-<p>But any candidate may for himself, or his parents
-or guardians for him, object on religious grounds<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</a></span>
-to this examination, and in this case he is allowed
-to offer some books or subjects appointed for
-this purpose by the Board of Studies.</p>
-
-<p>The subjects for the Pass Degree are arranged
-in three groups, as follows, the books specified
-being those which may now be offered till further
-notice:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Group A.</span></p>
-
-<p>(1) Two books, either both Greek, or one Greek and one
-Latin; one being a Greek philosophical work, and the
-other a Greek or Latin historian.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p><i>e.g.</i> Aristotle’s Ethics, Books i.-iv., together with
-chapters 6-10 of Book x.</p>
-
-<p>Aristotle’s Politics, Books i., iii., vii.</p>
-
-<p>Plato&mdash;Republic, Books i.-iv.</p>
-
-<p>Herodotus&mdash;Books vii.-ix.</p>
-
-<p>Livy, Books xxi.-xxiv.</p>
-
-<p>Tacitus&mdash;Annals, Books i.-iv.</p>
-
-<p>With questions on the subject-matter of the books
-offered.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(2) The outlines of Greek and Roman History, with a special
-period of one or the other, and English Composition.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p><i>e.g.</i> Greek&mdash;from the Legislation of Solon to the
-death of Alexander the Great.</p>
-
-<p>Roman&mdash;from the establishment of the Republic
-to the death of Domitian.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Special periods.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>Greek&mdash;the Persian war; the Peloponnesian war.</p>
-
-<p>Roman&mdash;the second Punic war; the reign of
-Tiberius.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Group B.</span></p>
-
-<p>(1) Either English History and a period or subject of English
-Literature, or a period of modern European History,
-with Political and Descriptive Geography, with
-English Composition in each case.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p><i>e.g.</i> English History to 1815, with one of the
-following:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Piers Ploughman&mdash;the Prologue, Passus
-i.-vii.; Chaucer&mdash;the Prologue, the
-Knightes Tale, the Nonne Prestes
-Tale.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) Shakespeare&mdash;The Tempest, King Lear,
-Richard II., Hamlet.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>c</i>) Dryden&mdash;Selections; Pope&mdash;Essay on
-Man, Epistles and Satires.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(2) French or German, including Composition and a period
-of Literature.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p><i>e.g.</i> Molière, Le Tartuffe; Corneille, Les Horaces,
-<i>or</i> Racine, Athalie; Voltaire, Siècle de
-Louis XIV., Chapters i.-xxiv., with a
-general acquaintance with the History and
-Literature of the Age of Louis XIV.; unseen
-passages of French: <i>or</i>, Schiller, the Maid of
-Orleans; Goethe, Hermann and Dorothea,
-<i>or</i> Lessing, Nathan der Weise; Goethe,
-Wahrheit und Dichtung, Books i.-iv., with
-a general acquaintance with the History of
-the Classical period of German Literature
-(from Klopstock to Goethe); unseen passages
-of German.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(3) The Elements of Political Economy, to be read in Fawcett’s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</a></span>
-Manual, and Adam Smith’s “Wealth of Nations,”
-Books i. and ii.</p>
-
-<p>(4) Either Stephen’s “Blackstone,” Book ii., <i>or</i> Justinian’s
-“Institutes,” omitting from Book ii., tit. 11, to Book
-iii., tit. 12.</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Group C.</span></p>
-
-<p>(1) The Elements of Geometry, including Geometrical
-Trigonometry.</p>
-
-<p>(2) The Elements of Mechanics, solid and fluid, treated
-mathematically.</p>
-
-<p>(3) The Elements of Chemistry, with a practical examination.</p>
-
-<p>(4) The Elements of Physics, not necessarily treated mathematically.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Of the above subjects in the three groups each
-candidate is examined in three, of which not more
-than two can be taken from any one of the three
-groups, and of which one must be either A (1) or
-B (2). The examinations in the three subjects
-may be passed in separate terms.</p>
-
-<p>The commonest selections made are as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Group A</span> (1).</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Group B</span> (3) and (4).</p>
-
-<p>Those men who prefer History will naturally
-offer the outlines of Ancient History, as it works
-well with the text-books in Group A (1). Those<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</a></span>
-who are going to the Bar or to be admitted as
-solicitors will naturally offer one of the branches
-of Law, the Roman Law being especially the
-favourite with Bar-students, as the Roman Law
-Bar Examination may be studied for and passed
-almost simultaneously. The choice for the Classman
-lies among the following:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>1. <span class="smcap">Literæ Humaniores</span>, including&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(1) The Greek and Latin Languages.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Specified books and books not specially
-offered.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) Translations into Greek and Latin Prose.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(2) The Histories of Ancient Greece and Rome.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Specified periods.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) General knowledge of Classical Geography
-and Antiquities.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(3) Philosophy.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Logic.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) The outlines of Moral Philosophy.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>c</i>) The outlines of Political Philosophy.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>3. <span class="smcap">Mathematics.</span></p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Elementary Pure Mathematics.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) Elementary Mechanics of Solid and Fluid
-Bodies.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>c</i>) Pure Mathematics.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>d</i>) Mechanics of Solid and Fluid Bodies.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>e</i>) Optics, Geometrical and Physical.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>f</i>) Newton’s Principia and Astronomy.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>4. <span class="smcap">Natural Science.</span></p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<table summary="Natural Science" class="small">
- <tr>
- <td>Preliminary:</td><td>Mechanics.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td>Physics.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td>Chemistry.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Final:</td><td>Physics.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td>Chemistry.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td>Biology.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>And the following special subjects:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Crystallography and Mineralogy.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) Geology and Palæontology.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>c</i>) Zoology.</p>
-
-<p>(<i>d</i>) Botany.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>&mdash;taken respectively as supplementary to the general subjects.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>5. <span class="smcap">Jurisprudence.</span></p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(1) General Jurisprudence.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>The principles of Jurisprudence, the theory
-of Legislation, and the early history of
-Legal Institutions. Special reference to
-Austin’s Lectures, Bentham’s Principles
-of Morals and Legislation, and the works
-of Sir Henry Maine.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(2) History of English Law.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) Constitutional Law.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>The leading principles and the following
-topics:&mdash;Legislative power of Parliament,
-the modes in which it is exercised,
-and its extent as to territory and persons.</p>
-
-<p>The prerogatives of the Crown, the privileges
-of the Houses of Parliament.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The constitutional position of the Privy
-Council, the Ministers of the Crown,
-the Established Church, the Courts of
-Law, and the Armed Forces.</p>
-
-<p>Reference to Blackstone or Stephens’
-“Commentaries,” Stubbs’ “Documents
-Illustrative of English History,” Hallam’s
-“Constitutional History,” and Sir
-T. E. May’s “Constitutional History.”</p>
-
-<p>The following statutes must be carefully
-read: Constitutions of Clarendon. Magna
-Charta, Stat. Westminster II. 13 Ed. 1,
-Stat. 1, c. 24. Petition of Right. Habeas
-Corpus Act, 31 Car. II. c. 2. Bill of
-Rights, 1 W. and M. Sess. 2, 2. Act of
-Settlement, 12 and 13 Will. III. c. 2.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) History of the Law of Real Property.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>Reference to Blackstone or Stephens’
-“Commentaries,” Digby’s “Introduction
-to the History of Real Property.”
-Principal statutes referred to in the latter
-must be mastered, and reference may
-with advantage be made to Williams’
-“Treatise on the Law of Real Property.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(3) Roman Law.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>The Institutes of Gaius.</p>
-
-<p>The Institutes of Justinian.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(4) English Law.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>The principles of the Law of Contracts.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>(5) International Law.</p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(<i>a</i>) The outlines of International Law as a
-system.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>(<i>b</i>) The history of the law relating to seas, ships,
-and navigable rivers in time of peace.</p>
-
-<p>Reference to Woolsey’s “Introduction,” and
-Heffter’s “Europäisches Völkerrecht,”
-Wheaton’s “Elements,” or “Law of Nations,”
-by Sir Travers Twiss. On subject
-(<i>b</i>) Ortolan’s “Diplomatie de la Mer,”
-livre deuxième.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>6. <span class="smcap">Modern History.</span></p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(1) The continuous History of England.</p>
-
-<p>(2) General History during some selected period.</p>
-
-<p>(3) A special portion of History or a special Historical
-subject, carefully studied with reference to
-original authorities.</p>
-
-<p>(4) Political Economy, Constitutional Law, and Political
-and Descriptive Geography.</p>
-
-<p>(5) A subject or period of Literature (optional).</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>7. <span class="smcap">Theology.</span></p>
-
-<div class="subjects">
-
-<p>(1) The Holy Scriptures (the New Testament in the
-Greek).</p>
-
-<p>(2) Dogmatic and Symbolic Theology.</p>
-
-<p>(3) Ecclesiastical History and the Fathers.</p>
-
-<p>(4) The Evidences of Religion.</p>
-
-<p>(5) Liturgies.</p>
-
-<p>(6) Sacred Criticism and the Archæology of the Old
-and New Testaments.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Knowledge of Hebrew has great weight in the distribution
-of Honours.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>Frank had always intended to go in for one of
-the Honour Schools, but agreed with his father<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</a></span>
-that there was no necessity to avail himself of
-the longest allowance of time granted. He need
-not present himself for three years, but his father
-decided that two years was quite long enough, in
-addition to the year he had already spent. He
-must do what he could in the two years.</p>
-
-<p>There was no dispute between father and son.
-Their views corresponded. Frank was to be called
-to the Bar, and the Honour School of Law was
-chosen for the degree. The subjects for this
-would, in a great measure, answer the further
-purpose of the Bar Call Examination. Mr. Ross
-proposed to enter Frank’s name at the Inner
-Temple in the ensuing Michaelmas Term. He
-should then “eat dinners” during the two years
-in which he was reading for his Oxford degree;
-that taken, he should have one year’s reading in a
-barrister’s chambers. This, he considered, ought
-to qualify him not only in book-work, but practically
-for a call. Moreover, it would give him
-just the necessary time to complete the statutable
-number of terms.</p>
-
-<p>Frank was anxious to enter at once, before the
-Trinity Term was over, but on this point his
-father was firm. There was no need for such immediate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</a></span>
-hurry. As it was, he would be qualified
-for a call, at an age considerably below the
-average. Mr. Ross had noticed that the first
-Long Vacation had been, comparatively speaking,
-wasted. He had said nothing, but had resolved
-that the second and third should not be a repetition
-of the first. He therefore directed Frank to
-write to his college tutor, Mr. Woods, for particulars
-of the subjects for the Honour Law School,
-and for advice as to a “coach” for part of the
-Long Vacation; and he himself wrote to his
-old friend, Mr. Wodehouse, on the latter point.</p>
-
-<p>Frank’s letter from Mr. Woods was as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p class="right">“Paul’s.</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Ross</span>,&mdash;I am very glad to hear that you have
-so soon made up your mind as to the subjects in which you
-propose to take your degree; and I have no doubt your
-father’s plan of entering you at the Inner Temple next
-Michaelmas Term is a wise one.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Edwards, of University College, is, I have every
-reason to believe, a most advisable Law ‘coach.’ He is just
-now arranging a reading party to Switzerland, and I should
-hope your father will consent to your joining. Tell him
-from me that reading parties are not what they were in my
-undergraduate days&mdash;mere pleasure-trips, in which work
-forms the very last consideration. The few men now who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</a></span>
-go with a reading party really go to read. You may mention
-my name in writing to Mr. Edwards. He will, of course,
-furnish you with all particulars.</p>
-
-<p class="sig">“Believe me, yours sincerely,</p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">J. Woods</span>.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>The letter from Mr. Wodehouse was characteristic:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Dear Mr. Ross</span>,&mdash;Law is not my line, or I would take
-your boy myself; but I know an excellent coach, Edwards
-of University, who is now settling a reading party, for
-Switzerland, I believe. Send your boy with him; you can’t
-do better. I send by this post a copy of the Examination
-Regulations, revised to this date. Details, of course, you
-will get from Edwards.</p>
-
-<p class="sig">“I am yours truly,</p>
-
-<p class="right">“<span class="smcap">Philip Wodehouse</span>.”</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<p>After the letters, there was not much difficulty
-in deciding that Edwards was the coach to be
-secured. But the Swiss tour! Frank said nothing,
-nor did Mr. Ross&mdash;the former because he
-knew his father’s disposition, the latter because
-he would not promise what he might not be able,
-with justice to the rest of his family, to afford.</p>
-
-<p>However, after a suspense of three days, Frank
-was summoned after breakfast to the study. His
-father had received a letter from the coach, telling<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</a></span>
-him the probable cost of the tour, and he had
-decided to send Frank. The party would leave
-London on the 1st of July. They were to meet
-for dinner at the Grosvenor Hotel at six o’clock,
-and go from Victoria by the mail that catches the
-night-boat from Dover to Calais. Mr. Edwards
-added a few particulars as to books, and, rightly
-conjecturing this to be Frank’s first journey
-abroad, some suggestions as to clothes and necessaries
-generally.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Ross winced a little when he heard the
-route that was chosen. But when he had made
-up his mind to an expense, he was not a man to
-worry over the inevitable extras.</p>
-
-<p>The few days of June that remained passed
-quickly enough. Frank, somehow, was not at
-home as much as his brothers and sisters could
-have wished. At meals there were sundry questions
-as to his doings, amused looks at his evident
-confusion, till even Mr. Ross, usually oblivious to
-the jokes that passed between the young folks,
-questioned his wife as to their meaning.</p>
-
-<p>When he heard the suggestion, he at first
-laughed at it as ridiculous, then said the whole
-affair was “out of the question,” not from any<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[100]</a></span>
-dislike to Rose, for he was indeed very fond of her,
-and finally saying he would speak to Frank, said
-nothing after all.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>It was a soft, sweet evening, that of June 30th,
-and Frank, having finished his packing, slipped
-out unnoticed after dinner. It was a difficult
-matter to avoid the prying eyes of his brothers,
-but the dessert that evening was unusually absorbing,
-and long after Mr. and Mrs. Ross had
-left the table, the boys were diligently making
-themselves ill. Seizing the opportunity, he
-was three fields beyond the paddock before his
-absence was even mentioned.</p>
-
-<p>He was sad, down-hearted, romantically melancholy.
-And yet he had a delightful tour through
-Switzerland in store. Porchester had never
-seemed such a lovely little place. No Swiss
-mountains could ever have such beauty as those
-soft hills yonder; no glaciers the charm of the
-gently flowing river; no Alpine forests the sweetness
-of these English meadows, now silvering
-with the evening dew, and softening in the falling
-mist. He stopped by a gate. He found his
-initials cut there, just in one corner out of sight;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[101]</a></span>
-and near them one other letter. Three years ago
-he had broken his best knife, and cut his finger,
-over that little work. And there it was still&mdash;lichened
-over now, but still legible. He would
-not touch it. He wondered if it would still be
-there when he came back. When he came back!
-Was the boy going to India for twenty years, or
-to the North Pole? Who would touch the letters?
-Who would even read them? Who that
-came by this way would be likely to stop by that
-uninteresting gate, and draw aside those great
-dock-leaves merely to see F. R. and R. clumsily
-carved? And who, if they saw them, would
-trouble to deface them?</p>
-
-<p>But Frank was in love and was proportionately
-melancholy. And lo! as in answer to his
-thoughts, softly over the new-cut grass comes the
-vicar’s daughter.</p>
-
-<p>It should be clearly understood that the pathway
-along which Rose came so opportunely was
-public, though seldom frequented. It led from
-the village of Porchester to a ferry, and this carried
-you to a hamlet, Wood Green, that lay within
-the vicar’s ministrations. Just now there was
-illness in the hamlet, and Rose used daily to visit<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[102]</a></span>
-the sick. Frank, on no such journeys bent,
-passed many hours of those last days of June
-about the fields, and crossing and re-crossing in
-the ferry-boat. Luckily this was worked by a
-marvellous contrivance of wheels, ropes, and poles,
-and there was no observant Charon to wonder at,
-and then report, the strange and repeated passages
-of the lawyer’s son. Last evening, at the
-same time and place, he had met Rose: had
-told her he was leaving for Switzerland: had gone
-so far as to ask her if she was going to Wood
-Green the next evening; and she, because she
-was Rose, told him yes. Perhaps there was
-another reason, the cause of which lay in him.
-But she never speculated. He had asked her,
-and she had told him. She was going to Wood
-Green, and why not say so?</p>
-
-<p>They walked slowly, oh! so slowly, across the
-misty meadows. They crossed, as lazily as the
-stream would suffer them, the little ferry. They
-reached Wood Green. It was only a basket and
-a message that Rose had to deliver to-night, and
-Frank had not long to wait at the little white
-wicket at Vowles’s cottage. Then back again,
-across the ferry, and up the fields; and then, just<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[103]</a></span>
-by the gateway where they had met, they stopped,
-and he showed her something, pulling aside the
-gigantic dock-leaves&mdash;three letters, rudely cut,
-and covered with lichen.</p>
-
-<p>“I cut them three years ago,” he said. “Was
-it very silly?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know,” she answered.</p>
-
-<p>“I loved you then, Rose,” he said softly, taking
-her hand, “but I love you a thousand times more
-now, darling.”</p>
-
-<p>And Rose has told him something that makes
-him utterly happy&mdash;something they have known
-these many weeks, but neither has dared to express.
-They are but children, but why should they
-not be happy? Only boy and girl, but is that any
-reason why their love should not be true? And
-so they walk back through the deepening summer
-night, he as proud as knight of old, and she as
-happy as any “fair ladye.” And then by the
-vicarage garden-gate they say good-bye. They
-have not thought of the future. The present is
-theirs, and that is enough. She is a simple little
-village girl, and he an undergraduate; that is
-all. But “all” is a great deal to them.</p>
-
-<p>At six o’clock in the evening of July 1st,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[104]</a></span>
-Edwards and his six pupils dined at the Grosvenor,
-wisely and not too well, in view of the passage
-that night. The party consisted of Hoskins of
-Brasenose, reading for Honours in Law; Lang
-and Kingdon of Christ Church, Maude of John’s,
-and Royds of Exeter, reading for the Final Pass
-Schools; and Frank, who had thus one companion
-only in work. Edwards was quite a young man.
-He had been married about two years, but left
-his wife and child at home. He was just of an
-age not to be “donnish,” and yet old enough to
-command a certain amount of necessary respect.</p>
-
-<p>The pecuniary arrangements were as usual.
-Each was to pay his own personal expenses, and
-tuition-fee to Edwards at the rate of 10<i>l.</i> per
-month. But for the sake of convenience he would
-make the actual payments, and divide the amounts
-weekly.</p>
-
-<p>At Victoria they broke up, for most of the men
-wanted to smoke. Edwards was not a smoker,
-and would have travelled to Dover alone had not
-Frank got into his compartment. The coach’s
-weakness in this respect was the one little difficulty
-on the tour, and afforded a fund of amusement
-to the rest, who were young enough to regard<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[105]</a></span>
-a non-smoker with feelings of surprise.
-With the exception of Royds, none of the seven
-had ever been abroad. He spoke French slightly,
-and had a smattering of German. Edwards
-could not speak a word of the former, but knew
-enough of the latter for comfort in travelling.
-No one else spoke either. Royds plumed himself
-on his position of superiority, not without offence
-to the rest of the party, who one and all joined in
-snubbing him whenever he forgot his relation to
-Edwards. He was just a source of a little
-“pleasant acidity.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should advise you to lie down, if you’re inclined
-to be sea-sick,” said Royds, for the benefit
-of the party generally, when they were on board.
-“I never am.”</p>
-
-<p>Edwards retired to the centre of the boat;
-Frank rolled himself in a rug on a bench near the
-central deck cabins. The rest again consoled
-themselves with cigars. The passage was long,
-for the night was foggy; but the water was calm
-as a duck-pond. Nevertheless, Royds looked
-very pale as he landed at Calais.</p>
-
-<p>They reached Paris in the early sweetness of
-the morning. And what a charm the great city<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[106]</a></span>
-has at that hour, and to first-comers! The
-brightness, the laughter, the sunshine of the
-town in its life! What a contrast to the death
-and dirt of London at such an hour!</p>
-
-<p>They rushed across to an hotel near the Lyons
-Station, and after a hasty breakfast, breaking into
-three parties, drove all over the place, seeing,
-not “doing,” as much as time allowed. In the
-evening they left for Geneva. Here they stayed
-two nights, and then went on to Chamounix by
-<i>diligence</i>. From Chamounix they ascended the
-Montanvert to cross the Mer de Glace.</p>
-
-<p>This was their first climb. Royds, of course,
-had been before; and with quite a paternal air he
-selected a guide one evening, and marshalled the
-party the following morning. Going up the
-pine-woods, their weary eyes were refreshed by the
-sight of three female figures. Without confessing
-as much to one another, they one and all quickened.
-But still those much-wished-for forms retreated,
-nor did they stop till the little hut on the
-top was reached. And then!&mdash;But we draw a
-veil. They were charming ladies, and delighted
-to see these gay young Englishmen. But, dear
-ladies! they were not young. However, they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[107]</a></span>
-were very pleasant, and the sound of the
-English tongue has a marvellous charm among
-foreigners.</p>
-
-<p>The following morning, at ten o’clock, the
-corner by the Hôtel de l’Union was the centre of
-interest for the good folks of Chamounix. There
-at the hotel door stood seven sturdy mules and
-two guides. And presently, to the infinite delight
-of the bystanders, seven young Englishmen,
-followed by many packages, emerged and
-mounted. They were bound for Martigny, over
-the Col de Balme.</p>
-
-<p>Poor guides! Unaccustomed to such riders,
-they started on their journey in happy ignorance.
-That evening, at seven o’clock, after
-a game struggle to keep within sight of their
-charges, they gave it up. And the cavalcade,
-headed by Edwards, putting their mules to their
-utmost speed (no contemptible pace considering
-their day’s work), raced wildly by the wondering
-villagers into Martigny. Knapsacks banged and
-flapped over the mules’ backs; tutor and pupils
-were boys once more, and simply shouted with
-delight as they clattered through the quiet streets.
-Much to his disgust the great Royds did not come<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[108]</a></span>
-in first. His was the worst mule, he explained at
-<i>table-d’hôte</i>.</p>
-
-<p>All slept soundly that night at Martigny.</p>
-
-<p>There they again fell in with the ladies of
-the hut on Montanvert, and talked, with all the
-energy of comrades in danger, of the crossing of
-the Mer de Glace and the descent of the Mauvais
-Pas, to the not-unreasonable amusement of Royds.
-Next morning they left for Brieg, going by rail
-to Sierre, not without missing the first train, and
-imprecating maledictions on the head of the landlord
-who, his hotel being somewhat empty, was
-constrained to adopt some measures for detaining
-his profitable guests. Arrived at Sierre, they
-were told the <i>diligence</i> for Brieg had started, and
-were offered carriages. A little patience, however,
-proved this to be one of the usual misrepresentations,
-and in due course, after a hearty <i>déjeûner</i> in
-the pretty old inn, they started in the company of
-a very fat ecclesiastic and a young and happy
-couple of Americans. From Brieg, which they
-reached at eight, after heavy rain, they were to
-ascend the Bel-alp, where Edwards intended to
-stay for a clear fortnight or three weeks for
-work.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[109]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>There was no <i>diligence</i> to the Bel-alp; that
-they knew; but they had fondly hoped there was
-a carriage-road. They were quickly undeceived.
-There was only a bridle-path, and it was now
-late and getting dark. But Edwards had resolved
-to push on without further delay, and, seeing he
-was firm, the landlord of “La Poste” raised no
-objections. The heavier luggage was to be carried
-up, on the following day. The absolute necessaries
-were packed on the sturdy shoulders of two
-guides; and at half-past eight the party started.
-The rain, which had been falling heavily all the
-afternoon, fortunately ceased, but there was no
-moon, and the clouds hung thickly. The darkness
-intensified the grandeur of the hills and
-made the climb seem harder. Once, as they
-passed between a cluster of <i>châlets</i>, all dark and
-still, the moon struggled into view, and far below
-they saw a great white sea; but it was only the
-mist that lay along the valley. At half-past ten
-they reached the first halting-place, a little <i>châlet</i>
-perched on a level plateau. There was no light,
-and only the sound of the bells on the cows whose
-slumbers they had disturbed. But presently, after
-some patient knocking, the door was opened by a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[110]</a></span>
-young giant of seven feet, with a sturdy girl at
-his side.</p>
-
-<p>Royds, the officious, the experienced, the polite
-traveller, advanced, took off his hat, and made
-some remarks in French; but neither host nor
-hostess understood him, and the guide’s <i>patois</i>
-was necessary to explain. In they all trooped to
-the rough, low, wooden room, glad enough to rest.
-The wine was sour, but it was the landlord’s best;
-and they all made merry. Then one of the guides
-sang a Tyrolese ditty, of which the following is a
-paraphrase:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“With rifle aye ready,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">A dog of sharp scent,</div>
-<div class="verse">And a maiden to love him,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">A lad is content.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“What needs hath the hunter?</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">The hunter hath none</div>
-<div class="verse">But a nut-brown-eyed maiden,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">A dog, and a gun.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“On Sunday, the church-day,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">To dance we are gone;</div>
-<div class="verse">Andrew leads Peggy,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Janet leads John.”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>And then the guides, the landlord, and his wife<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</a></span>
-all sang together; the young giant representing
-the love-sick tenor in such a way as to make
-every one shout with laughter:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse indent5"><i>Tenor.</i> “Out of the Tyrol I come, a long, long way,</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">To look for my sweetheart, my little May.</div>
-<div class="verse indent3"><i>Bass.</i> What does he say?</div>
-<div class="verse"><i>Soprano.</i> Ah, poor lover!</div>
-<div class="verse indent4"><i>All.</i> So long, so long he has not seen his love,</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">So long he has not seen his love!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse indent5"><i>Tenor.</i> “As any bright penny was my little Jenny!</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">And a dimple was in</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">My Jenny’s sweet chin!</div>
-<div class="verse indent3"><i>Bass.</i> What does he say?</div>
-<div class="verse indent4"><i>All.</i> So long, so long he has not seen his love!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse indent5"><i>Tenor.</i> “’Tis two long years agone</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">Since I left my love alone;</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">I’d give my true love’s weight in gold</div>
-<div class="verse indent9">Could I her face behold.</div>
-<div class="verse indent3"><i>Bass.</i> Hark what he says!</div>
-<div class="verse"><i>Soprano.</i> O what a fond lover!</div>
-<div class="verse indent4"><i>All.</i> So long, so long he has not seen his love!”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>And then Edwards sang an English song, the
-rest joining in the chorus, to the infinite delight
-of the Switzers. After which the guide suggested
-moving on.</p>
-
-<p>At half-past one they reached the Bel-alp, and
-found, somewhat to their surprise, that there was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</a></span>
-no village, not even a <i>châlet</i>, but only a great inn,
-half wooden, half stone. The landlord, a little,
-fat, hoarse-speaking man, with a thick black
-moustache, and two cow-girls, called chambermaids,
-with their faces swathed in flannel, met
-them; and presently they slept soundly in their
-little bare rooms, with their wooden walls and
-ceilings, that made them feel for all the world as
-though they were dolls put to bed in boxes.</p>
-
-<p>But what a view next morning! Down there
-in the valley, as they stand at the inn door, they
-can just make out where Brieg lies. Beyond, the
-entrance to the Simplon Pass; and, over all, the
-Matterhorn, Weisshorn, Monte Leone, Mischabel,
-and the Fletschhorn. Up behind them towers
-the great white Sparrenhorn. Down on the left
-crawls the broad Aletsh Glacier, with its huge,
-rough, pale-blue waves moving and melting, and
-foaming at the “snout” in torrents of stormy
-water.</p>
-
-<p>The inn was full, and three weeks went pleasantly
-enough. People came and went, for the
-most part bound to or from the Eggisch-horn.
-Every now and then there was a brief excitement
-caused by the arrival of some friend whom chance<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</a></span>
-had brought. Some of the visitors were regularly
-settled, and with these the men soon formed
-acquaintance: notably, Professor Tyndall, who
-was there on one of his usual summer visits,
-measuring the motion of the glaciers, and who, as
-“Father of the Table-d’hôte,” made the meals
-doubly pleasant with his genial talk and merry
-laugh. Then there was another, well known in
-the public-school world, with his wife&mdash;a jolly
-pair&mdash;and a young couple from Ireland, who,
-oddly enough, turned out to be distant connexions
-of Lang. The husband fraternized with the men
-in their climbs. The wife spent most of her
-time rambling along the mountain paths within
-easy distance, in which she was not unfrequently
-accompanied by Royds, who flattered himself on
-being eminently a “ladies’ man.” There were
-several old ladies who, each evening, used
-to entice the men to whist. Frank usually
-was one of those caught. Lang and Maude,
-the two lazy ones of the party, always retired
-to the smoking-room, whence they never
-emerged till midnight. The others, for the most
-part, read in the common sitting-room. Edwards
-devoted four hours in the morning to his pupils<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</a></span>’
-work, from 8 to 12, and one hour before dinner.
-Out of respect for Lang and Maude, their
-hour was fixed at 11. But, as often as not,
-when that hour arrived, on looking out of the
-window to call them in, their coach would hear
-that they were not down yet, or would see
-them strolling casually down the hill to meet the
-mules which brought the letters or the day’s provisions
-from Brieg.</p>
-
-<p>“Haven’t got any work ready yet,” would be
-Lang’s answer, if Edwards managed to overtake
-them.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you mind taking me after dinner?” from
-Maude.</p>
-
-<p>But in spite of the idleness of these two, the
-average amount of work achieved by the party
-was very creditable, and Edwards was satisfied.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of the fixed three weeks, to the great
-regret of the landlord (for he found the young
-Oxonians thirsty to a degree) and of most of the
-guests, the party departed. They went as they
-came, on foot, with a couple of horses to carry
-their luggage, and a couple of guides to carry
-Lang, who had contrived to strain his ankle.
-They slept one night in Brieg&mdash;a short, restless<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</a></span>
-night, with the <i>diligences</i> rolling through the
-streets and clattering into the courtyards, with
-jingling bells and cracking whips, the shouts of
-the drivers, and the agonized voices of weary and
-confused travellers. At six, in the fresh clear
-dawn, they took the <i>diligence</i> for the Rhone Glacier,
-and thence over the Furka to Andermatt.
-There, also, they slept one night&mdash;in fact, slept
-so soundly that when the <i>diligence</i> started next
-morning for Flüelen by the St. Gothard Pass,
-Edwards, Frank, and Royds alone were in time
-for breakfast and for choice of seats; Hoskins
-and Kingdon only saved their seats by chasing
-the <i>diligence</i> after it had started; while the first
-that Lang and Maude saw of the morning was the
-sight of the <i>diligence</i> turning a corner, with three
-of their companions seated outside, and two running
-frantically after it. But they consoled themselves
-with the reflection that this delay would
-furnish them with an excellent excuse for “cutting”
-the next day’s lesson with Edwards. Frank
-was separated from the rest of the party, having
-for his companion a little soldier who spoke neither
-French nor German, but an unintelligible <i>patois</i>
-which made conversation impossible.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>About ten o’clock they passed Altdorf. The
-little town looked so bright and gay, full of
-reverence for its William Tell, and ignorant of, or
-despising, the knowledge that makes his story a
-myth. Thence to Flüelen, and thence over the
-clear waters of the Vierwaldstätter See to Lucerne.
-What a change from the Bel-alp! Here
-all is softened&mdash;grown Italian almost. Just in
-the distance a few snowy peaks; but the frowning
-heights have melted to soft wooded hills&mdash;running
-down to look at themselves in the glassy
-mirror. Lucerne was reached about one o’clock;
-and here, at the Englischer Hof, right on the
-quay, a hospitable welcome met them.</p>
-
-<p>Lang and Maude revelled in the change. For
-them the Bel-alp was too cold, too dull; but here
-they had the lake, the shops, the <i>cafés</i>, the band
-at night, and all those countless charms which no
-English town seems to possess. Here even Frank
-relaxed a little. They made excursions every day,
-for the most part in the comfortable little steamers.
-They went up the Rigi luxuriously in the train.
-Edwards, Royds, and Frank climbed Pilatus; the
-rest were content with the Rigi. They bought
-presents, useless as well as useful; they strummed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</a></span>
-on the <i>salon</i> piano, and sang in broken German,
-to the intense delight of the waiters. They spent
-the evenings invariably in a little <i>café</i> round the
-corner, where Gretchen’s merry black eyes flashed
-from one to another, hardly divining the relationship
-of the party; or, if not there, on the <i>boulevard</i>,
-listening to the band; and sometimes on
-the lake; and it was on one of these occasions
-that Edwards astonished them by his vocal as
-well as his poetical powers.</p>
-
-<p>He called his song, “The Lay of the Vice-Chancellor,”
-and it ran as follows:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“I’ve sung you many a ditty, some stupid and some witty,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">In our snug and cosy common-rooms after dinner many a day;</div>
-<div class="verse">But there’s one I have omitted, of a blunder I committed,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">That may serve you as a warning, and may while an hour away.</div>
-<div class="verse">When I was young and hearty, I took a reading party</div>
-<div class="verse right">(“Hear, hear!” from the audience)</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">To study in America one summer long ago;</div>
-<div class="verse">And while out there we tarried, I went&mdash;and&mdash;I got married,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">And what that is, my bachelors, you very little know.</div>
-<div class="verse">But upon that little portion of my most unhappy tale,</div>
-<div class="verse">Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?</div>
-<div class="verse indent4"><i>Chorus.</i>&mdash;Draw a veil! draw a veil!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</a></span>“But oh! when I reflected that I should be expected</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">To forfeit either Fellowship or wife,</div>
-<div class="verse">I thought ’twould be a pity she should leave her native city</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">And be tied to an old tutor all her life.</div>
-<div class="verse">When I pictured you all cosy, at your port wine old and rosy,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">And I was at cold mutton, and romance was growing cool&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">When I thought of you so gaily dining gloriously daily,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">I took a <i>single</i> cabin in a ship for Liverpool.</div>
-<div class="verse">But upon the mix’d emotions of my hurried homeward sail,</div>
-<div class="verse">Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?</div>
-<div class="verse indent4"><i>Chorus</i> (<i>very gently</i>).&mdash;Draw a veil! draw a veil!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“Since then, by her unhamper’d, up fame’s ladder I have scamper’d,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">And run through all our snug berths in a trice;</div>
-<div class="verse">I’ve been Bursar, Dean, Professor, Public Orator, Assessor,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">And sat on a commission once or twice.</div>
-<div class="verse">I’ve told quite different stories to the Liberals and Tories;</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">I’ve snarl’d among the Radicals, “Retrench!”</div>
-<div class="verse">But I really should not wonder if my friend Lord Blood-and-Thunder,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">On the very next occasion, should transfer me to the Bench.</div>
-<div class="verse">So really let me beg you on <i>that</i> portion of my tale,</div>
-<div class="verse">Will you kindly, will you kindly draw a veil, draw a veil?</div>
-<div class="verse indent4"><i>Chorus.</i>&mdash;Draw a veil! draw a veil!”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>When they were all back again in Oxford, even
-many terms afterwards, “Draw a veil” was always
-a sort of pass-word between them.</p>
-
-<p>A fortnight soon passed, and they travelled together
-to Paris. Here they parted, Frank going<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</a></span>
-straight to Porchester, Edwards to Oxford. Frank
-had made a good start with his law reading, and,
-thanks to Edwards’ style of teaching, had
-thoroughly grasped all that he had touched, and
-what is more, liked his subjects. One practical
-point before passing to other scenes: his expenses
-were 50<i>l.</i>;&mdash;35<i>l.</i> for railway fares, hotel
-bills, &amp;c., 15<i>l.</i> to Edwards for tuition.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII.<br />
-<span class="smaller">IN THE THICK OF IT.</span></h2>
-
-<p>Paul’s had no Law Lecturers, and Frank was
-therefore compelled to “put on a coach.” He accordingly
-wrote to Edwards, a week before term
-commenced, to arrange with him. Much to his
-surprise, the College offered to pay half the fee
-on his behalf, which after all was but fair, considering
-that he had to pay his College tuition
-fees, although there were no lectures for him.
-By Edwards’ advice he attended certain of the
-Law Professors’ Lectures, which were open to the
-University at large&mdash;in some cases on payment of
-1<i>l.</i>, in others free. Six hours in each week were
-spent at these, and three hours with Edwards;
-and with a daily average of four hours’ private
-reading he considered he was industrious. His
-degree seemed so far off. He would work more
-when the time was drawing nearer. So he
-consoled himself, and so the time went by.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Of Crawford he saw little, for it was his
-last term, and he was in for Honours in the Final
-Classical Schools in November. But on Sunday
-they used to lunch together&mdash;alternately in one
-another’s rooms&mdash;and go for a long constitutional
-afterwards. To Crawford alone of his many friends
-he confided his hopes. To him alone he told
-his dreams of Rose, of their engagement, and
-even of the marriage in the future. And Crawford
-never laughed at him, or pooh-poohed the notion
-as a boyish fancy; for he saw that if there was
-one thing more than another which would keep
-him straight, and make him stick to his work,
-it was the hope of one day making a home
-for Rose. But the Bar! How hopeless it
-seemed! To talk of marriage, at least three
-years before the wig could be worn, much less
-a brief gained! Still the boy was hopeful. And
-why damp his energy? Besides, Crawford had a
-belief&mdash;he knew it was not a prevalent one&mdash;that
-though there are so many barristers, the Bar as a
-profession is not really so crowded as the world
-believes; that if you eliminate the large numbers
-of so-called barristers who live by their pen, by
-speculating&mdash;by anything, in fact, except the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</a></span>
-profession they claim, the number of men left
-is by no means large enough to do the work that
-offers. Again, he knew that he came of a
-family of lawyers, with large firms in various
-towns, and at least one of considerable eminence
-in London. So that altogether he by no
-means considered the boy’s ambitions and dreams
-as baseless or silly. As for himself, he hardly
-cared to confess his hopes. But Frank had always
-placed him, in anticipation, in the position Crawford
-secretly desired. He seemed fitted in every
-way for a Fellowship and Tutorship. To begin
-with, he was a gentleman in birth and in heart.
-He would therefore know how to feel with, and
-for, all the various grades of men with whom
-he would come in contact: unlike the many
-who, with neither the breeding nor the feelings
-of gentlemen, have nothing but their intellectual
-supremacy to recommend them.</p>
-
-<p>As to Crawford’s intellectual powers, he had
-already given ample proof. He had taken a first
-class in Classical Moderations. He had won
-the Chancellor’s prize for Latin Verse, and had
-been <i>proxime accessit</i> for the Stanhope Essay.
-And then, to crown all, from the boyish undergraduate<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</a></span>
-point of view, he had rowed in his
-College Eight, and won the Diamond Sculls
-at Henley. Why, he was the very <i>beau-ideal</i> of a
-Fellow. A handsome, clever, athletic English gentleman.
-Oxford has had many such, and, thank
-God, she has them still. Men who consider a fellowship
-and tutorship a sacred trust; who look
-upon the undergraduates as friends to be helped,
-guided, and taught, but not in mere learning for
-the schools; who will draw out, not crush, the
-fresh hopefulness of youth; who will cheer, not
-cloud, boys’ ambitions; who will look for good
-qualities, not watch and wait for errors; whose
-chief thought will be what good they can do, and
-not what fines they can impose.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you see much of Monkton now?”
-Crawford asked, as they were walking to Godstow
-by the upper river.</p>
-
-<p>“Very little,” said Frank. “I can’t think
-what he does with himself.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not much, I fancy. I see him loafing occasionally,
-and I believe that’s pretty nearly all he
-does. However, I’m glad you don’t see much
-of him.” And Crawford changed the subject.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</a></span>
-“What’s this I hear of you and the <i>Undergraduates’
-Journal</i>? You don’t mean to say you’ve taken to
-write in it? I should have thought you had
-work enough to do.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank got red and confused.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, the fact is&mdash;I have written a few things;
-but it didn’t take much time.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! that’s just where it is,” said Crawford.
-“If you do anything of that sort at all, it’s worth
-doing well&mdash;just as everything is, for the matter
-of that. You haven’t time to do it well, and you
-square the matter by doing it hurriedly. You’d
-far better stick to your Law reading.”</p>
-
-<p>“I say, old fellow,” remonstrated Frank, “I
-didn’t come out for a lecture. You’re a regular
-old school-master. I only wrote three little poems,
-or ‘sets of verses’ as I suppose I ought to call ’em:
-that’s the extent of my writing.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” said Crawford, somewhat mollified.
-“Well, take my advice; get your degree first and
-write afterwards.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s all very well,” retorted Frank; “but
-I should like to know how you expect a fellow to
-be able to write without practice? Reading Law
-and writing answers to papers don’t help one.”</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</a></span></p>
-<p>“I don’t think we’ll discuss the question any
-further,” answered Crawford. “You want to
-marry Rose, I know, as quickly as possible. Well,
-my opinion is that you’ll do it a great deal more
-quickly by reading Law than by writing poetry.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank was silent. There was truth in what
-Crawford said, he knew; but he could not help
-writing poetry. And whether he will ever be a
-known poet, ever succeed in charming the hydra-headed
-public, or not, he certainly had one
-requisite in a maker&mdash;spontaneity. Rose, of
-course, considered him a poet in the highest
-sense of the term. In fact, she cared for no
-poetry but his, which speaks volumes for her
-affection, but little for her powers of criticism.
-But if lovers are to be critics, Love may as well go
-to Mr. Critchet, and be operated on for cataract.</p>
-
-<p>Term, with all its activity, was passing quickly.
-Every day till two o’clock Frank devoted himself
-to his work. From two till five he rowed, or
-practised at the butts. From five till six he
-usually spent at the Union, reading the papers or
-magazines. Dinner at six. He did not do much
-work in the evening, for various reasons&mdash;chiefly,
-because he was too lazy&mdash;excusing himself because
-he thought his eyes were weak; and partly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</a></span>
-because of various engagements. On Tuesday
-evening there was either a regular Apollo
-lodge-meeting, or a lodge of instruction. Monday,
-the Paul’s Debating Society. Wednesday, the
-practice of the Philharmonic, a somewhat different
-form of excitement from the usual undergraduate
-amusements, owing to the presence of a large
-number of ladies. Thursday, the debate at the
-Union, in which he usually took part. Friday
-and Saturday had no definite fixture; but then
-there was always something in the shape of
-nondescript entertainment at the “Vic.,” or
-concert at the Town Hall or Corn Exchange;
-or else there was a friend to be asked to dinner
-in Hall, or an invitation to dinner to accept.
-Altogether, his evening work never amounted to
-more than one hour on the average.</p>
-
-<p>One evening, seeing a large poster announcing
-a performance by “the great Bounce,” he turned
-up the narrow little passage which leads from
-Magdalen Street to the “gaff” that is dignified by
-the name of theatre. Here, by permission of the
-Very Reverend the Vice-Chancellor, and his
-Worship the Mayor&mdash;a permission always necessary
-and always publicly announced&mdash;entertainments<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</a></span>
-of every description, as long as they are
-not stage plays, are performed. Conjurors,
-mimics, ventriloquists, mesmerists, Tyrolese
-singers, Japanese acrobats, music-hall singers
-of every grade and degree, display themselves
-before a crowded audience of undergraduates.
-But anything so demoralizing as a play of
-Shakespeare or other healthy author is strictly
-forbidden. The authorities doubtless have their
-reasons, but it is somewhat hard to imagine what
-those reasons can be. An occasional concert
-is given in the Town Hall or Corn Exchange,
-to which of course ladies can go; but from
-the entertainments in the “Vic.,” good, bad,
-or indifferent, they are absolutely debarred. And
-in very, very few instances do they miss anything
-worth seeing.</p>
-
-<p>The first person whom Frank recognized on
-entering was Monkton, who was sitting in a
-stage-box, or at least in what does duty for a
-stage-box. He was dressed in a somewhat
-startling costume of ginger-colour check; a
-bright crimson necktie; his hat well on the side
-of his head; an enormous cigar in his mouth,
-which he appeared to be sucking rather than<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</a></span>
-smoking. Between his knees, a gigantic bull-dog,
-whose efforts to plunge upon the stage or
-into the orchestra he was with difficulty controlling.
-Another man sat with him, dressed, if it
-were possible, in louder style than he; and from
-the tone of their voices they appeared not a little
-pleased with themselves and with the impression
-they were creating. The theatre was crammed
-from floor to ceiling; the University element
-decidedly predominating; the town being represented
-by a gallery full of that peculiar style of
-cad and cadger for which Oxford seems so
-famous. The smoke from pipes and cigars was
-far too thick to allow of recognition except at a
-very short distance; and Frank was much
-relieved to find that Monkton did not “spot”
-him.</p>
-
-<p>We need not describe the performance. The
-vulgar, strutting, swaggering comique, who
-supplies in fancied wit what he lacks in voice;
-the booming tenor, who yells “Tom Bowling”
-to give respectability to the entertainment; the
-brazen-throated “lady vocalist,” who disdains to
-be called a singer, and who certainly doesn’t
-deserve the title, are all too wearisome and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</a></span>
-sickening to merit notice, but for the lamentable
-fact that they are patronized by the undergraduate
-because the University authorities refuse
-to sanction anything better.</p>
-
-<p>The entertainment had not proceeded very far
-before Monkton had attracted the notice of the
-“star” of the evening, who, seeing that he had
-the audience on his side, commenced, in the
-spoken portion of his performance, to chaff “the
-gentleman in ginger.” Monkton’s position was
-too prominent for him to venture to respond;
-perhaps, too, he was not good at repartee. At
-all events, he drew back out of sight as far as
-possible, contenting himself with allowing his
-dog to put his forefeet on the cushion of the box
-and to growl an answer to the chaff.</p>
-
-<p>The next performer happened to be a young
-lady not quite so much at her ease as is usual in
-these persons. She was evidently frightened at
-the dog; and Monkton, seeing his opportunity,
-made the brute growl and spring forward as near
-the singer as possible. There were loud cries of
-“Turn him out!” The singer stopped in the
-middle of her song, burst into tears, and ran off
-at the wings. The manager came forward and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</a></span>
-expostulated. By this time the gallery was
-infuriated. Then Monkton let the dog go, and
-with a bound he cleared the orchestra and leapt
-on the stage. The manager, in evident trepidation,
-rushed off. The orchestra seized their
-instruments, and hastily began to decamp; some
-one in the confusion turned out most of the gas;
-and at that moment a cry of “Proctors!” was
-heard.</p>
-
-<p>It was by the merest chance that the Senior
-Proctor happened to be passing, and hearing the
-unusual disturbance, and the shouts which were
-evidently not shouts of applause, came in. He
-sent two of his men to one door, and he himself
-with two waited at the principal exit. There
-they took everybody’s “name and College,”
-giving directions as to the usual call on the
-following morning; and then, when the theatre
-was emptied, sent for the manager, and learned
-the facts of the case. Monkton had, of course,
-made his way out with the rest, with no further
-notice from the Proctor than they; but his time
-was to come.</p>
-
-<p>There was a great crowd at nine the next
-morning at the Senior Proctor’s rooms. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</a></span>
-men went as a matter of form, hardly expecting
-to be fined for going to an entertainment sanctioned
-by the University, and simply anticipating
-an order to attend before the Vice-Chancellor for
-an investigation of the <i>fracas</i> of the preceding
-evening. Monkton appeared with the rest; and
-from the way in which every one gave him the
-cold shoulder he saw pretty clearly that no one
-would screen him. At twelve o’clock he received
-an official notice to answer before the Vice-Chancellor
-to the charge of setting and inciting a bull-dog,
-with intent to do bodily injury, and so forth.</p>
-
-<p>At eleven o’clock on the following day there
-was such a crowd as had not been seen in the
-Vice-Chancellor’s Court for many a long day.
-The case was investigated as before a magistrate,
-the Vice-Chancellor being <i>ex officio</i> a justice of
-the peace for the city of Oxford, with, however,
-far greater powers. There were plenty of undergraduates
-who gave evidence in support of the
-charge, and the manager and singers gladly
-exonerated the rest of the audience. It was
-acknowledged on all sides that neither Monkton
-nor the “star” comique put in so easy and unembarrassed
-an appearance before the Very Reverend<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</a></span>
-the Vice-Chancellor and the Proctors as they did
-in their respective positions on the eventful evening.
-It was in vain that Monkton’s solicitor
-urged provocation on the part of the “star.” There
-were plenty of men ready to testify that they
-too had been chaffed. The Vice-Chancellor gave
-the defendant a sharp reprimand, fined him 5<i>l.</i>,
-and “sent him down for a term.”</p>
-
-<p>The Proctor’s summons to the rest of the men
-was allowed to pass, and they heard no more of
-the matter.</p>
-
-<p>The Michaelmas Law Term commenced on the
-2nd of November, and Frank obtained leave from
-the Dean to go to town to enter at the Inner
-Temple and eat his first three dinners. He left
-at 9 a.m., with feelings somewhat akin to those
-he had on starting from home for matriculation,
-with the important difference, however, that there
-was no examination to face. His father met him
-at Paddington, and they drove straight to the
-Temple. At the gate of the “Inner” they found
-the two friends who had promised to be sureties
-for the payment of fees. With them they went
-to the Steward’s office, and there Frank presented
-a paper signed by the Dean of Paul’s to the effect<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</a></span>
-that he had passed a Public Examination at
-Oxford. This exempted him from any examination
-on admission as a student of the Inns of
-Court. On payment of one guinea he obtained a
-form of admission, to be signed by two barristers
-to vouch for his respectability, with which he and
-his father went to the chambers of two friends,
-who gave the necessary signatures; then back
-again to the Treasurer’s office, where the two
-sureties entered into a bond to the amount of
-50<i>l.</i>; and by a further payment of five guineas for
-the privilege of attending the Public Lectures
-of the Law Professors, and 35<i>l.</i> 6<i>s.</i> 5<i>d.</i> for fees
-and stamp on admission, the whole business was
-complete, and Frank was a student of the Honourable
-Society of the Inner Temple.</p>
-
-<p>A little pleasant chaff about the woolsack, and
-the quartet broke up, the two sureties to their
-respective businesses, Frank and his father to
-lunch. Then Mr. Ross took a cab to Paddington,
-leaving Frank at the door of Maskelyne and
-Cooke’s mysterious entertainment, where he proposed
-a little mild dissipation till it was time to
-go down to the Temple to dine.</p>
-
-<p>Hurrying through the crowd of students and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</a></span>
-newspaper-boys at the lodge just before six
-o’clock, he met three friends, and the usual expressions
-of mutual surprise were uttered. They
-agreed to make up a mess together, and certainly
-would not have accepted the definition of a
-mess as “a party of four who eye each other
-with feelings of mutual distrust and suspicion.”
-Frank, as freshman, had to “stand” the orthodox
-bottle of wine, and felt quite like an old fogey as
-he “took wine” with the three. With the exception
-of wine, and the power of sending for
-various sorts of liquors, the dinner was very much
-the same as the usual dinner in Hall at Oxford.
-The servants were better dressed, but waited
-worse. There was more order, from the fact that
-everybody has to be present at grace before and
-after meat, failing which, the dinner does not
-count. Then the diversity of age and style of
-men struck Frank. Old men and beardless boys
-sitting side by side, wearing the student’s gown;
-mild-looking students with pale faces and spectacles;
-fast men, in whom the notion of study
-seemed a ridiculous anomaly; dark faces from
-the East; and even a few of the thick lips from
-Africa. All the rest&mdash;the Benchers at the high<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</a></span>
-table, the portraits overhead, the coloured
-windows, the fretted roof, the carved panelling&mdash;it
-was all familiar; Oxford over again, simply
-transplanted to the very heart of London.</p>
-
-<p>After dinner they went to a theatre, and after
-that Frank was initiated into the mysteries of
-Evans’s.</p>
-
-<p>The three evenings passed all too quickly, and
-he was once more in Oxford, with the sense of
-having at least made one distinct step towards
-winning Rose, even though it was such a
-matter-of-fact affair as the eating of three
-dinners.</p>
-
-<p>There was not much to mark the succeeding
-Lent Term. There were the “Torpids” as usual,
-in which Frank again rowed, and with such decided
-improvement that he was considered safe
-for the “Eight” in the summer term. There was
-the ordinary scarlet-fever scare; a suicide of a
-studious undergraduate, the annual result of the
-climate, and the Lenten depression of the social
-atmosphere; and there were the Christ-Church
-Grinds,<a name="FNanchor_12" id="FNanchor_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> and the Brasenose Ale Festival on Shrove
-Tuesday.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>To the former Frank went, surreptitiously of
-course, for the Grinds are with annual regularity
-forbidden, but with equal regularity carried out.
-The Proctors for the time being were not over-sharp,
-and imagined that the simplest and easiest
-way to catch the men coming home from Aylesbury
-was to go to the station and meet the in-trains.
-But, strange to relate, not a single undergraduate
-was to be found! Innocently confessing
-his failure on the following evening in
-Common Room, the Senior Proctor drew upon
-himself the ridicule of one of the older fellows, a
-sporting man, and the “inextinguishable laughter”
-of the rest.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t mean to say you expected to find
-them at the station? Why, man alive! what is
-easier than to tip the guard and engine-driver
-half-a-sovereign, and have the train stopped just
-by the Goods-station?”</p>
-
-<p>The Senior Proctor mentally resolved to be
-sharper in future. He was sharper&mdash;when he
-caught men. But his sharpness was the sharpness
-of acidity and not of acuteness.</p>
-
-<p>The Brasenose Ale Festival is simply ordinary
-dinner in Hall, at which some special ale, brewed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</a></span>
-by the College and kept for high occasions, is
-given in unlimited quantities to the undergraduates.
-Possibly the most important feature (certainly
-it is the most uncommon) is the fact of
-the ale being given. Anything not paid for is a
-fact so rare that of itself it deserves a festival
-to commemorate it. The ale is celebrated in a
-poem which is supposed to be written by the
-College Butler. College Butlers being, however,
-not necessarily gifted with the poetic faculty, the
-honour or duty is deputed to some undergraduate.
-The merits of the verses vary, apparently with
-the quality of the ale, which is sometimes good,
-often bad, and usually indifferent. In a collection
-of the productions of the laureates of the barrel,
-lately published, are verses by Bishop Heber, by
-Garbett, once Professor of Poetry, and others of
-less reputation. The various later authors may be
-found in country rectories, doubtless endeavouring
-on temperance principles to counteract the
-effects of the obnoxious liquor, which in the days
-of their youth they celebrated in such festive
-fashion.</p>
-
-<p>The College bounty did not stop short, however,
-at ale; cakes of ample proportions were cut up<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</a></span>
-and distributed. But when all rose to bless the
-indirect giver, and the direct benefactor, it must
-of course have been indigestion or malicious
-scepticism which made Frank’s host whisper to
-him,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“I wonder what the difference is between the
-pecuniary value of the bequest, when it was made
-to the College, and its present value.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank, not being able to hazard a conjecture,
-made the most apposite remark his state of ignorance
-allowed,&mdash;</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</a></span></p>
-<p>“You’d better ask the Bursar.”</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX.<br />
-<span class="smaller">THE CLOSE.</span></h2>
-
-<p>Frank read with Edwards in the Summer term,
-the College again paying half the fee. He rowed
-in the Eights, and Paul’s made four bumps, thereby
-getting head of the river. To commemorate the
-event a “bump-supper” was given. All the men,
-with the exception of a very few, subscribed the
-necessary guinea, and, as many brought guests,
-the supper was emphatically a success. The exceptions
-were of the three ordinary types: those
-who could not afford a guinea for such a purpose,
-and who were not ashamed to say so; those who
-considered “bump-suppers” and such-like entertainments
-as immoral orgies; and lastly, those who
-both enjoyed them and who could afford to subscribe,
-but who were too mean to do so, and
-preferred rather to extract an invitation to another
-college bump-supper in the specious manner which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</a></span>
-usually characterizes the tight-fingered. The
-Dons readily gave permission for the use of the
-hall, with certain provisos as to time of termination
-of the feast. Cooks and scouts vied with one
-another, in a spirit not altogether disinterested,
-in supplying and laying out the best that the
-College kitchen could provide. A gorgeous
-dessert was ordered from a neighbouring confectioner,
-and wine came in without stint or stay.
-Slap’s<a name="FNanchor_13" id="FNanchor_13"></a><a href="#Footnote_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</a> excellent band was engaged, and discoursed
-most sweet music from time to time
-during the evening. And then, what speeches
-were made! What songs were sung! How
-they all cheered when the captain of the boat-club
-returned thanks! And&mdash;tell it not in the Common
-Room, whisper it not to the Dons (for the very
-simple reason that they know by experience what
-it all means)&mdash;what aching eyes, what cracking
-heads, what foul and furry tongues there were
-next morning! Nor did the store of College
-legends fail to receive the additions usual on such
-occasions; and one story even reached the
-Master’s ears: how that the captain of the boat-club<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</a></span>
-was observed, long after the last guest had
-passed the porter’s lodge, sitting in a corner of
-one of the back quadrangles, rowing with all his
-might at an imaginary oar, shouting every now
-and then to “bow” to keep time, and telling the
-“cox” not to put the rudder on so sharp.</p>
-
-<p>Frank did not stay up for Commemoration;
-that he reserved as a pleasure for the following
-year. His final examination would then be over,
-and he would be able to enjoy all the fun
-and gaiety in his new glory as Bachelor of
-Arts. Before going down he had a consultation
-with Edwards as to his work in the “Long.”
-The latter was again going to take a reading
-party abroad, but he advised Frank not to join;
-he told him that in his present state of progress
-he could do more work at home. Frank was
-relieved by the advice, for he knew his father
-could not afford to send him abroad again. But
-he felt he might close with Edwards’ proposal to
-come up a month before the Michaelmas Term
-began, chiefly for the purpose of making his work
-safe for the first Bar Examination in Roman Law,
-which was fixed for the end of October. Edwards
-wished him to go in for this on his first opportunity;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</a></span>
-for he felt that, apart from the direct
-advantage in passing, the examination would
-prove of service as a partial test for the final
-Oxford Examination in the ensuing summer.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Ross was not only satisfied but pleased with
-the scheme for Frank’s work. He was a man
-who always looked ahead and tried to map out the
-future. He felt that men for the most part create
-their own future, and that where the object in
-view is clearly marked out, and the means to that
-object carefully weighed and chosen with firm
-determination, chance is but a trifling factor in
-a man’s career. He loathed that comfortable
-philosophy which folds its hands and leaves
-“Time and the hour” to work for one. So far
-his plans had been fulfilled; and if this had
-made him somewhat dogmatic and obstinately
-fond of insisting that “anything can be done if
-only there is the will to do it,” it had, at all events,
-taught his children the lesson of dogged perseverance
-and the value of far-sightedness.</p>
-
-<p>Frank spent a pleasant “Long” vacation. He
-had plenty of cricket and boating; he saw Rose
-at least three times every week. There were
-endless picnics and lawn-tennis parties. Above<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</a></span>
-all, he got through a good deal of reading. During
-the three months he was at home he worked,
-on an average, five hours every day; but by
-judiciously arranging these he always found
-plenty of time for amusements. He bathed in
-the river, wet or fine, every morning at seven;
-read from eight till nine; breakfasted at nine;
-read from ten till one. By this plan he always had
-done four hours’ work before luncheon; and he
-had no difficulty in keeping up his average number
-by regulating the rest of his work according to
-the general plans for the day’s amusements.</p>
-
-<p>The month’s reading in Oxford during the
-“Long” was, of course, a novelty, but he did not
-find the dulness he expected. He saw a good
-deal more of Edwards than in his tutorial capacity,
-and soon made great friends with his wife; and
-as young men are at a premium in Oxford out of
-term, his social vanity was flattered by numerous
-invitations.</p>
-
-<p>Towards the latter part of October he went to
-town for the Bar Examination. He put up at the
-Inns of Court Hotel, to be near Lincoln’s Inn, in
-the Hall of which he duly appeared one Saturday
-morning at ten o’clock. He saw plenty of familiar<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</a></span>
-faces and several friends. One of the examiners
-also was an Oxford professor. The paper&mdash;there
-only was one&mdash;was not difficult, and Frank had
-very nearly finished when, just on the stroke of
-twelve o’clock, he was called up for <i>vivâ voce</i>.
-The plan struck him as strange; and as he was
-kept waiting for at least twenty minutes, he envied
-the other candidates who were still writing
-or looking over their papers. His <i>vivâ voce</i>, however,
-did not last very long, and he had ample
-time to correct his work carefully. Within a
-week he received the pleasant news that he had
-passed, and went up in November to eat his
-dinners, with a certain amount of pride at having
-achieved one more distinct step towards his
-desired end.</p>
-
-<p>Not long after this, Crawford, who had taken a
-“first” in the summer, gained a Fellowship at
-Queen’s; and by an odd coincidence, another
-of his friends, Monkton, was sent down about
-the same time. His rustication after the escapade
-in the theatre had apparently failed to inspire
-him with any awe of the University authorities,
-and he had scorned the notion of the Proctors
-being able to track or catch him in any of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</a></span>
-his favourite haunts, till one night he received
-palpable and painful evidence to the contrary.
-The matter was promptly settled. He was
-summoned before the Vice-Chancellor and the
-Proctors privately; his previous offence was
-proved against him; a bad report came from his
-own college authorities; his name was removed
-from the books, and he was told to leave Oxford
-at once. The remainder of his history is neither
-poetic nor uncommon. He disappeared from the
-surface for a season, only to rise, however, on the
-tide of a theological college. Thence, having
-easily satisfied a bishop&mdash;for he was by no means
-a fool&mdash;he was ordained, and, having passed a few
-years as junior curate, was promoted to be his
-vicar’s vicegerent, and glided into a more comfortable,
-decent existence, much invited and much
-beslippered by the ladies of his congregation.</p>
-
-<p>The spring soon passed away, and with the end
-of May all the examinations began.</p>
-
-<p>Frank felt far more nervous when he appeared
-in the Schools for Divinity than subsequently for
-Law. Failure in the former would prevent him
-from taking his degree that term; and failure was
-quite possible even to one who had a very good<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</a></span>
-general knowledge of the matter and teaching of
-the Bible. It is not easy to see what good is
-effected by an examination which induces cramming,
-irreverence, and a cordial dislike of its
-subject. It certainly furnishes an inexhaustible
-store of amusing stories.</p>
-
-<p>“<i>What do you know of Gamaliel?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“It is a mountain in Syria.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Who was Mary Magdalene?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“The mother of our Lord.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Who was Zacchæus?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“He was the man who climbed up a sycamore-tree,
-exclaiming, ‘If they do these things in the
-green tree, what will they do in the dry?’”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Describe accurately the relations between the
-Jews and Samaritans from the earliest periods.</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“The Jews had no dealings with the Samaritans.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>What is the meaning of phylactery?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“An establishment where love-philtres were
-made. The Pharisees did a good business in
-these; hence the expression ‘Make broad your
-phylacteries,’ means, ‘Extend your business.’”</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</a></span></p>
-<p>“<i>Why was our Lord taken before the high priest
-first, and not before Pilate?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“Because Peter had cut off his servant’s ear.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Who was Malchus?</i>”</p>
-
-<p>“He was the High priest’s servant whose ear
-Peter cut off, and supposed to be the author of a
-treatise on population.”</p>
-
-<p>Frank contributed one to the stock of blunders.
-Given the Greek words and asked to explain the
-context of “The thorns sprang up and choked
-it,” he translated them, “The thieves sprang up and
-choked him;” and proceeded to give an elaborate
-description of the parable of the Good Samaritan.
-He did not, however, end in the legendary manner:
-“He took out two pence and gave them to
-the host, saying, ‘Whatsoever thou spendest
-more, when I come again I will repay thee.’ This
-he said, well knowing he should see his face no
-more.”</p>
-
-<p>He answered the rest of the paper, as he
-thought, fairly; and, from the short <i>vivâ voce</i> he
-had a few days later, inferred that the written
-part of his work was better than he imagined;
-and two hours afterwards received in exchange
-for the customary shilling the much-coveted piece
-of blue paper from the patient Parker, clerk of
-the schools. A few days elapsed, and then he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</a></span>
-went in for Law. We need not follow him through
-all the details. As so often happens, he did
-better than he expected in the subjects he feared
-most, and worse in those he fancied he should
-do better. But on the whole he was satisfied with
-his performance. In <i>vivâ voce</i> he considerably
-improved his position, and to this he attributed
-the fact that when the class-list appeared he found
-himself in the second instead of the third class.
-A first he had never expected to get; but
-Edwards learnt from the examiners that he was
-considered a good second-class man, having amply
-retrieved in <i>vivâ voce</i> the failure in one of his
-papers which had threatened to lower him to the
-third.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X.<br />
-<span class="smaller">GOWN AT LAST.</span></h2>
-
-<p>So now it was all over&mdash;all the work and
-anxiety. The taking of his degree remained,
-and&mdash;Commemoration. It was Thursday when
-the class-list appeared. The following Sunday
-was Show Sunday, the semi-official commencement
-of the festivities. He telegraphed to his
-father: “Have got a second. You must come
-up for Commem. I hope to put on my gown on
-Thursday.” He telegraphed to Rose. He wrote
-a long letter to his mother by that night’s post,
-begging her to bring one of his sisters and Rose.
-He wrote to Rose herself. He was in a whirl of
-excitement, and to conceal his emotion he ordered
-an elegant summer suit, which he did not in the
-least require, at a most obliging tailor’s not a
-hundred yards from St. Mary’s Church. So
-obliging was he, in fact, that it is matter of history<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</a></span>
-that when a certain wealthy and aristocratic Irishman,
-in a flow of unbounded extravagance, ordered
-him to “send in his whole shop,” the tailor,
-with undisturbed equanimity, replied, “Certainly,
-sir! What time would you like it?”</p>
-
-<p>The receipt of Frank’s letter, and the request
-that his mother would bring Rose, produced a
-little commotion. His father still tried to pooh-pooh
-the notion of an engagement; but his mother,
-who had Frank’s confidence, maintained that, as
-far as the two were concerned, the engagement
-was a reality, and that it only waited the formal
-consent of the parents and the means to marry.
-So it was at last decided that Mr. and Mrs. Ross,
-and Frank’s elder sister, Mary, would go. The
-Vicar, glad of an excuse to visit Oxford again,
-agreed to join the party and bring Rose. And
-Rose herself&mdash;well, there was no need to ask her
-consent. On Friday morning a telegram was
-despatched to Frank, telling him they were coming
-on Saturday evening, and giving him directions
-to secure lodgings; and Mary and Rose were together
-most of the day and evening, arranging,
-selecting, altering, and making various articles of
-adornment for the coming gaieties.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Pembroke concert had taken place on Thursday,
-Queen’s on Friday, and there was nothing
-for Saturday. But that was no loss to Frank’s
-party, for they were all too tired for any gaiety
-after their long journey. By a fluke&mdash;for he
-was late in looking for lodgings&mdash;he found some
-disengaged rooms in Grove Street; and the
-shady little corner, so close to the sunny, busy
-High, was most pleasant and convenient. After
-supper the Vicar went down to Christ-Church
-to “look up” some old friends, still in residence
-as Senior Students,<a name="FNanchor_14" id="FNanchor_14"></a><a href="#Footnote_14" class="fnanchor">[14]</a> and the rest strolled by Merton
-to the river. Mr. and Mrs. Ross, not caring
-to trust themselves to the boat which Frank had
-chosen, wandered round the paths by the Cherwell,
-and, after losing themselves by the Botanical
-Gardens, eventually got safe to Grove Street.
-Frank rowed Rose and Mary down to Sandford,
-where he gave them tea in the little inn overlooking
-the lock, and then took them round to see the
-lasher that has been so fatal to many bright
-young lives.</p>
-
-<p>Coming home, he pointed out to them all the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</a></span>
-spots of interest and importance to the rowing
-man. The tavern at Iffley where the last of the
-Eights starts in the races; the Green Barge, at
-the entrance to the “Gut;” the Gut itself, that
-terror of young coxswains; the Long Bridges;
-the White Willow where the boats make their final
-crossing to the Berkshire bank on the journey
-home. Every spot had its little history. Here,
-in the first Torpids, he had nearly “caught a
-crab.” There his crew had made their final
-“spirt;” here they had bumped Brasenose, when
-the coxswain would not acknowledge the bump.
-There “bow” broke his oar, and nearly pitched
-out of the boat. Yonder, strolling quietly down
-the Berkshire bank, was Harvey, the Humane
-Society’s man. There was old George West on
-the Brasenose barge; there, just above, was
-Timms, the “Father of the Crews,” leading a
-quiet time of it, now that the “Eights” and the
-“Sculls” and “Pairs”<a name="FNanchor_15" id="FNanchor_15"></a><a href="#Footnote_15" class="fnanchor">[15]</a> were over. Frank took
-the girls into the ’Varsity barge, and showed
-them the pictures of the old “oars,” who had
-rowed for Oxford at Henley and Putney; and told
-them what little legends had come down to him<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</a></span>
-of Chitty and Meade-King, Arkell and Warre,
-Morrison and Woodgate; and, coming to later
-times, of Tinney, Willan, Yarborough, and Darbishire,
-the famous four who, besides their glories
-at Putney, licked the Yankees from Harvard;
-and, in later times still, of Leslie and Houblon,
-Edwards-Moss and Marriott. They were all heroes
-to Frank&mdash;these “brutal rowing men,” as Mr.
-Wilkie Collins deems them&mdash;these savages whose
-only glory is their brute strength. It has been said
-that English battles have been won in the Eton
-playing-fields. Possibly the Isis and the Cam
-have as much as anything to do with the feats of
-dogged endurance and quiet pluck that have made
-Alma and Inkerman, Isandula and Rorke’s Drift,
-immortal names in the annals of warfare.</p>
-
-<p>On Sunday they all went to St. Mary’s. The
-Vicar’s gown admitted the ladies to the seats
-appropriated to the wives of the Masters of Arts,
-and Mr. Ross to the seats of the Masters themselves.
-Frank, being still <i>de jure</i> an undergraduate,
-had to retire to the upstair gallery.
-The church was crowded. People were even
-standing in the aisles. The sermon, by a silver-haired
-professor with a cherubic face, was a discourse<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</a></span>
-on friendship, delivered, if somewhat
-monotonously, with a delicate utterance and in a
-delicate phraseology that was quite too charming;
-and if it formed a rather strange contrast
-to the anathemas thundered by rural Boanerges
-to placid congregations in sweltering country
-churches, the contrast was a pleasing one rather
-than otherwise.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Mr. Ross as they emerged into the
-High, “that’s an odd sort of sermon, eh, Vicar?”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Ross was a very sound lawyer, but he had
-not travelled much, nor had he heard many
-sermons other than those of his friend the Vicar.
-The Vicar smiled, and continued his explanations
-to Mrs. Ross of certain allusions to Oxford
-celebrities made by the preacher. Frank also, to
-whom his father appealed, had only a commonplace
-comment to make. His studies not having
-been philosophical, he could not go into raptures
-over every utterance of the new Plato.</p>
-
-<p>The church was even more crowded, if that
-were possible, in the afternoon, in spite of the
-awkwardness of the hour (two o’clock) and the
-heat of the day. And what an assemblage of
-famous men was present! Gladstone and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</a></span>
-Tyndall, Lord Selborne and Huxley, Forster and
-Sir Stafford Northcote, Sir William Harcourt
-and the Oxford Conservative member, all sitting
-amicably side by side, listening to one of those
-eloquent attacks on men of science which satisfy
-and please those for whom they are not needed,
-and only amuse those whom they are intended to
-convince.</p>
-
-<p>After the sermon the Vicar and Mr. Ross
-betook themselves to the Union, to read the
-papers over a cup of coffee; and about a quarter
-to five Frank started with his mother, sister, and
-Rose, to Magdalen Chapel. Tickets had been,
-of course, difficult to get, and with all his exertions
-he had only been able to secure two for the choir,
-and two for the ante-chapel. The two former
-Mrs. Ross and Mary took, without any resistance,
-for they knew that Rose would be happier to be
-with Frank. How many husbands and wives
-come back in after-years to Oxford, to go over
-again all the old days, to revisit all the old spots,
-to find one particular tree the same, save, like
-themselves, a little older; to sit in the same
-chapel, and listen perhaps to the very same
-anthem they had listened to when they were boy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</a></span>
-and girl, sung by different voices, but for them
-the same; to pass the same surly porter, whose
-favour can only be purchased; to see the same
-placid gardener tidying up the velvet grass under
-the grey walls; to hear the same bells ringing;
-and, with it all, to feel as young as ever!</p>
-
-<p>Frank and Rose, as they sat in the dim ante-chapel,
-under the great brown window that sheds
-such a strange light over all, thought neither of
-the past, for that was eclipsed, nor of the future,
-for that was uncertain, but just lived in the present.
-And if he did hold her hand during most
-of the service, nobody saw him, and therefore
-nobody’s feelings were outraged.</p>
-
-<p>Another happy pair emerged from another dim
-corner of the ante-chapel, when the service was
-over&mdash;Crawford and the little lady, who doubtless
-has not been forgotten, best known by the
-title “Blue-eyes.” She, too, had in attendance
-on her a mother and sister; and they, too, had
-been sitting in the choir. So that altogether,
-when the introductions took place in the cloisters,
-all mentally agreed that the party was a most
-symmetrical one&mdash;two mothers, two sisters, and
-two pairs of lovers.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>After dinner at their respective lodgings the
-two parties met in Grove Street, and went to the
-Broad Walk to see and contribute to the show of
-visitors. The Vicar pronounced a melancholy
-eulogium on the glories of past Show Sundays,
-from which the present was a sad falling-off,
-caused chiefly as he explained by the indiscriminate
-admission of the “Town,” and the consequent
-absence of the “Gown” element. His hearers,
-however, having no historic past with which to
-contrast the present, though they listened submissively
-to his diatribes, enjoyed themselves
-immensely, stared at everybody, wondered, and
-questioned.</p>
-
-<p>All the morning of Monday, Frank was engaged
-at a committee meeting of the Masonic Fête, of
-which he was a steward: and as he and one or two
-others were decidedly opposed to the general plan
-of disposal of tickets, the meetings were not so
-peaceable as hitherto; he used to return hot,
-tired, and annoyed. But Rose’s presence soon
-restored him to his wonted equanimity.</p>
-
-<p>On Monday afternoon there was a concert given
-by the Philharmonic Society in the Sheldonian
-Theatre, and after a hurried tea he took his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</a></span>
-party to the river to see the procession of boats.
-He had tickets for them for the ’Varsity barge,
-and having got them good seats at the lower corner,
-next to the Brasenose barge, hurried off to
-his own barge to put on his boating clothes. To
-Rose and Mary, who had never seen any river-boat
-except the “tubs” at Porchester, the long
-slender craft were objects of much wonder,
-and they thoroughly enjoyed the sight of the
-many “Eights” and “Torpids” rowing up and
-saluting Paul’s, the head boat, which lay close
-under the ’Varsity barge. The cox&mdash;a facetious
-young gentleman&mdash;could not resist the pleasure
-of shouting every few minutes, “Eyes in the
-boat!” as he caught the eyes of his crew wandering
-to the many fair faces that were looking down
-at them from beneath the awning.</p>
-
-<p>One by one the boats rowed up&mdash;it is to be
-feared not in the best style, for the crews were
-for the most part mere “scratch” affairs got together
-hurriedly for the procession, in the absence
-of the regular men who had gone down. One by
-one they rowed up to the post opposite to the
-’Varsity barge, “easied,” and then, standing up,
-raised their oars and saluted the head boat,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</a></span> “Well
-rowed, Paul’s!” to commemorate the honour of
-the May races. Rose felt quite flattered, and took
-to herself half the honour at least that was being
-given to Frank’s boat. The proceeding repeated
-by some forty boats was growing somewhat monotonous,
-when, to the intense delight and half-terror
-of the ladies, one Eight upset&mdash;on purpose,
-of course; and there was much merriment over
-the intentionally assumed danger and frantic
-efforts to get out of the crowded water. When
-all the boats had saluted, they turned at Folly
-Bridge (with what difficulty coxswains know to
-their cost), and dropped down the stream to their
-respective barges.</p>
-
-<p>Those who embark on the festivities of Commemoration
-have not much time to spend in
-dreaming. Rose would fain have gone down the
-river quietly in the cool of the evening; and yet&mdash;and
-yet&mdash;the thoughts of dancing were perhaps
-sweeter.</p>
-
-<p>Back to the town streamed the crowds: some
-to the Wadham concert; some to rest before
-dressing for the University ball; many to summon
-up their strength and energy for both.
-Among the latter were Mrs. Ross and Mary, Rose<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</a></span>
-and Frank. The fathers dined at Christ-Church,
-and spent a cosy evening in the Common Room&mdash;the
-Vicar chatting away unceasingly with old
-friends, and Mr. Ross making a very pleasant and
-amused listener.</p>
-
-<p>It was a lovely evening, and most of the people
-walked to Wadham&mdash;one of the many things that
-struck the country folks as strange and yet pleasant.
-The concert was held in the College Hall,
-beautifully decorated for the purpose. After the
-first part, every one adjourned to the gardens,
-where refreshments were served in a large tent,
-and then wandered about, enjoying the cool air till
-the second part began. Frank and his party did
-not return to the Hall, but went to the Corn Exchange,
-to the University ball. And what a
-night they had! He and Rose forgot to count
-how many times they danced together. Mary
-had partners in abundance, for Frank’s friends
-were there in great force; and they were all longing
-for a dance with Rose, but had chiefly to console
-themselves with Mary, for Frank could not
-spare many dances. However, from Mary’s happy
-face, as they walked down the High in the sweet
-early morning air, Frank inferred that the consoling<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</a></span>
-process had been not unpleasant for all
-parties concerned.</p>
-
-<p>Tuesday morning brought the much-needed
-rest, taken by some in chairs at home, by others
-in punts on the river (Frank and Rose preferred
-the latter). Tuesday afternoon&mdash;the flower-show
-held in the gardens of New College. A Commemoration
-flower-show is more than a flower-show.
-In fact, the flowers are almost the last
-thing regarded. Tuesday evening&mdash;New College
-concert, always one of the best, and the Masonic
-ball. Rose and Mary again in much request, but
-the former too deeply engaged to Frank to be
-able to spare many dances. To this ball Mr.
-Ross, being a Mason, went as a matter of course,
-and he even succeeded in enticing the Vicar.
-The latter had a lurking love of vestments, but
-Porchester gave him no encouragement; here,
-however, seeing the aprons and scarves, and the
-cloaks of the Templars, he thought he might satisfy
-his love. He would be a Mason, and though unable
-to disport himself in picturesque attire to his
-congregation in church, he might do so to his
-heart’s content to his brethren in the secrecy of
-lodge-meetings, or the publicity of such a ball as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</a></span>
-this. So strongly was he enamoured of the notion,
-that over supper, in a quiet corner with Mr. and
-Mrs. Ross, he asked that gentleman to propose
-him for election at a lodge in a town not far from
-Porchester, of which he was Worshipful Master.</p>
-
-<p>Then came Wednesday, the day of Encænia, or
-Commemoration of the Founders and Benefactors.
-Who that has ever been present in the crowded
-Sheldonian Theatre can forget the scene? The
-jostling, pushing, squeezing that begins before
-ten o’clock, though the proceedings themselves
-seldom begin before noon; the pause and quiet,
-till the boldest undergraduate starts the chaff;
-the grave faces of the officials as they hand the
-ladies to their seats, half amused, half angry,
-when told by some wag in the gallery “not to
-squeeze her hand;” the cheers for everybody
-and everything that the occasion suggests&mdash;“the
-ladies in pink,” “the ladies in blue,” “the ladies
-who are engaged;” the groans for this statesman,
-the cheers for the other, for the ’Varsity Boat
-Club, the ’Varsity Eleven, the popular Proctors.
-Then the chaff becomes more personal. “When
-is the Vice-Chancellor coming?” “Poor old
-man, he’s nervous.”<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</a></span> “Has the Senior Proctor
-gone to Aylesbury?” (alluding to the Christ-Church
-grinds and the Senior Proctor’s failure).
-“<i>Dissolvimus hanc Convocationem</i>,” uttered in
-imitation of the Vice-Chancellor, and causing
-much amusement among the Masters of Arts and
-others familiar with the phrase. Just then a
-very white-headed gentleman enters the area, and
-is met with shouts of “White hat!” “Turn
-him out!” For a long time the object of the
-shouts is perfectly oblivious. At length he puts
-on his hat, and is of course greeted with “Hats
-off!” How long the uproar would have continued
-is hard to say, had not a huge paper fool’s-cap,
-with D.C.L. written on it, been let down from
-the gallery. The white-headed gentleman blessed
-the circumstance. The cap fluttering downwards
-paused, either by accident or design, exactly
-opposite one of the galleries where a Master of
-Arts on duty as Proproctor for the occasion was
-standing, and was waved gently within a few
-feet of his face. “Put it on, sir!” now came
-from all sides of the upper gallery; and somebody
-leaning from above the Vice-Chancellor’s chair,
-seizing the opportunity of a second’s lull, said in
-a sedate voice,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</a></span> “<i>Admitto te ad gradum Doctoris
-in jure civili</i>.” All this time the intended recipient
-of this most dubious honour was making
-frantic clutches at the cap, which it is needless to
-state was bobbed up and down in front of him,
-while “Let him have it!” “He knows what fits
-him!” greeted his indignation, which now scarcely
-knew bounds. He dashed upstairs to find the
-offender; but, just as his head appeared, the cap
-dropped into the area, and his efforts to discover the
-author of the offence were fruitless. The entry of
-the Vice-Chancellor, followed by the Doctors and
-Proctors and various distinguished visitors, and
-the pealing of the organ, turned the thoughts of
-the undergraduates, and under cover of the music
-and applause the irate Proproctor beat an ignominious
-retreat. His conduct was not only unpopular
-among the undergraduates, but was condemned
-by senior and junior graduates alike.</p>
-
-<p>The Vice-Chancellor, having taken his seat,
-opened Convocation with the usual Latin speech.
-Dr. Bryce, Regius Professor of Civil Law, then
-presented a number of distinguished men&mdash;bishops,
-judges, statesmen, soldiers, poets, and
-historians&mdash;and in introducing each alluded in
-brief Latin speeches to the peculiar merits that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</a></span>
-had called for the honorary degree of D.C.L.&mdash;the
-highest honour which the University can
-confer. After this the Creweian oration was
-delivered by the Public Orator; but as he spoke
-in an indistinct voice, and in Latin, the interesting
-allusions he made to past and present were
-scarcely even heard, much less understood. He
-took the chaff hurled at him with profound good
-humour, and ignoring the various injunctions to
-“Speak up,” and “That will do, sir&mdash;now translate!”
-hurried bravely on, and finished amid
-cheers of satisfaction. Then came the various
-prize poems and essays, to none of which, except
-to the Newdigate, was the slightest attention
-paid. But the Newdigate, though an exceptionally
-good poem, was badly read, and most of the
-cheers were ironical&mdash;all sorts of absurd constructions
-being at once fixed upon various lines.</p>
-
-<p>The Masonic Fête on Wednesday afternoon
-was very delightful, but they were getting tired
-of the incessant gaiety; and so was the Magdalen
-concert and Christ-Church ball on Wednesday
-night; but they had had enough of concerts and
-enough of dancing, and all their energies and
-interest were centred in Thursday morning, when<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</a></span>
-Frank was to take his degree&mdash;a far important
-event to Rose than the conferring of honorary
-D.C.L. on all the bishops, judges, statesmen, and
-soldiers put together.</p>
-
-<p>It may be convenient here to enumerate
-roughly Frank’s expenses during his three years’
-academical career. It will be remembered that
-his life has been that of an ordinary undergraduate.
-Its cost is therefore considerably in excess of that
-of a great many. It is also considerably below the
-level of comfort and luxury which in some cases
-folly induces, and in others is justified by adequate
-means. He came to Oxford not for intellectual
-advantages only, nor for social advantages only,
-but for both. He wished to be neither a spendthrift
-nor a “smug,” and he has been neither.</p>
-
-<table summary="Frank's expenses">
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8" class="tdc"><span class="smcap">College Expenses.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8">(<i>a</i>) First outlay</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <th></th><th class="tdr">£</th><th class="tdr"><i>s.</i></th><th class="tdr"><i>d.</i></th><th></th><th class="tdr">£</th><th class="tdr"><i>s.</i></th><th class="tdr"><i>d.</i></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Caution money</td><td class="tdr">30</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Furniture at a valuation</td><td class="tdr">30</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Glass, china, &amp;c.</td><td class="tdr">9</td><td class="tdr">19</td><td class="tdr">6</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Cap and gown</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">6</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Books, sundries, and travelling expenses</td><td class="tdr total1">10</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr total1">£81</td><td class="tdr total1">2</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td></td><td class="tdr">81</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</a></span>(<i>b</i>) Terminal</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Tuition</td><td class="tdr">7</td><td class="tdr">7</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Establishment charges</td><td class="tdr">6</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Room rent</td><td class="tdr">3</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Battels, eight weeks, say at £2</td><td class="tdr">16</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Coals, taking term with term</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Laundress</td><td class="tdr total1">1</td><td class="tdr total1">1</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr">£35</td><td class="tdr">18</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Gratuities to servants</td><td class="tdr total1">2</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr total1">£37</td><td class="tdr total1">18</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td class="tdr">×9<a name="FNanchor_16" id="FNanchor_16"></a><a href="#Footnote_16" class="fnanchor">[16]</a>&nbsp;=</td><td class="tdr">341</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>(<i>c</i>) On taking degree of B.A.</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8" class="tdc"><span class="smcap">University Fees.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>(<i>a</i>) Matriculation</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="4">(<i>b</i>) Examination Fees</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Responsions</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Moderations</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Rudiments of Faith and Religion</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Honour School of Jurisprudence</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</a></span>(<i>c</i>) On taking degree of B.A.</td><td class="tdr">7</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td class="tdr">15</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8" class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Extra Tuition.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>“Coach” for Moderations</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Reading party to Switzerland</td><td class="tdr">50</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>“Coach” for Jurisprudence, six terms, the College paying half, 60 gs.&mdash;30 gs.</td><td class="tdr">31</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td class="tdr">92</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8" class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Personal Expenses.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Wines and groceries</td><td rowspan="4" style="vertical-align: middle;">70</td><td rowspan="4" style="vertical-align: middle;">0</td><td rowspan="4" style="vertical-align: middle;">0</td><td colspan="4" rowspan="3" class="tdr" style="vertical-align: middle;">For three years</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Clothes and travelling expenses</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Books and stationery</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Subscriptions to clubs and societies</td><td></td><td class="tdr">210</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td class="tdr">0</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="8" class="tdc"><span class="smcap">Extra Academical.</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="4">Inner Temple</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Entrance form</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Stamps</td><td class="tdr">25</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">3</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Fees</td><td class="tdr">10</td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">2</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="indent">Lecture fees</td><td class="tdr total1">5</td><td class="tdr total1">5</td><td class="tdr total1">0</td><td></td><td></td><td></td><td></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td></td><td class="tdr total1">£41</td><td class="tdr total1">12</td><td class="tdr total1">5</td><td></td><td class="tdr">41</td><td class="tdr">12</td><td class="tdr">5</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>Annual fees, four terms at</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td class="tdr">6</td><td class="tdr">1</td><td></td><td class="tdr">5</td><td class="tdr">4</td><td class="tdr">4</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>On Thursday morning, having paid to the Dean
-the necessary College fee, and from him obtained<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</a></span>
-a certificate of twelve terms’ residence, Frank,
-duly attired in cap and gown, white tie, and the
-statutable garments “of a subfusc hue,” proceeded
-to the Apodyterium of the Convocation
-House. There he paid the University fee, and
-showed to the Registrar the testamurs gained in
-Moderations and the Rudiments of Faith and
-Religion, and a certificate of his having been
-placed in the second class in the Honour School
-of Jurisprudence.</p>
-
-<p>These preliminaries over, he met his party and
-took them into the Convocation House. There,
-having waited for half an hour, in a crowd that
-made moving impossible, and speaking almost a
-difficulty, the impatient spectators were informed
-that Convocation was removed to the Sheldonian
-Theatre, a piece of information certainly welcome,
-but one which they thought might have been
-given them before.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps it need not be said that four hearts at
-least were filled to overflowing as Frank went up
-with several other Paul’s men to be presented by
-the Dean to the Vice-Chancellor, and at least one
-pair of bright eyes shone the brighter for the
-tears that would rise up in them. And then with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</a></span>
-what pride Frank slipped on his gown and tipped
-his scout, William, the customary sovereign, and
-what a happy party sat down to lunch in Paul’s!
-Crawford was there, the new Fellow of Queen’s,
-not yet grown donnish and distant; and little
-Blue-eyes too was there, who had made firm
-friends with Rose, with whom she talked with
-pride of their two lovers.</p>
-
-<p>In the evening the young people went to Nuneham,
-Rose and Mary sitting in the stern, Blue-eyes
-in the bows, where she paddled in the water
-like a very child; Crawford and Frank rowing.
-Mary had brought her sketching-book, and when
-they had had tea in the Moss Cottage, and a stroll
-was proposed, nothing could induce her to accompany
-the others. She wanted to sketch the
-rustic bridge and the river, and plenty of time
-she found for the purpose. For surely never were
-folks so long as Rose and Frank, Blue-eyes and
-Crawford, in walking through the lovely Nuneham
-woods. Like the bright June leaves that hung
-over them, life was young, and fresh, and bright;
-sobered, not saddened, by the twilight of earnest
-thoughts of the work that lay before them.
-Oxford had done her best for these two sons of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</a></span>
-hers; had not soured them; had not robbed
-them of their early faith; had not taught them
-to posture as the disciples of creeds as meaningless
-as they are cold and dead; had not inflated them
-with the notion that Oxford thought leads England
-and therefore the world; had not elated them
-with their academical success; but was sending
-them forth full of energy and full of hope, with
-the belief that life, that stern hard battle, was
-beginning and not ending with the winning of a
-degree.</p>
-
-<p class="titlepage">THE END.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="titlepage">LONDON:<br />
-GILBERT AND RIVINGTON, PRINTERS,<br />
-ST. JOHN’S SQUARE.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<h2>FOOTNOTES</h2>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> The subjects at other colleges are much the same, but
-the standard of excellence required varies. No. 2 is usually
-omitted.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_2" id="Footnote_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> At most colleges a reduction is made for scholars and
-exhibitioners.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_3" id="Footnote_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> At some colleges quarterly.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_4" id="Footnote_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> The titles given to the different Heads of Colleges vary.
-There is the Warden of New College, the Provost of Oriel,
-the President of Trinity, the Master of Balliol, the Principal
-of Brasenose, and the Rector of Exeter.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_5" id="Footnote_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> College bills.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_6" id="Footnote_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> Responsions are obligatory on all except those who have
-passed either the Previous Examination at Cambridge, or
-the Oxford and Cambridge Schools’ Examination. There
-are five separate subjects of examination, in each of which
-a candidate must satisfy the Examiners (who, in this case, are
-called “Masters of the Schools”). The principle of compensation
-is not recognized; failure in any one subject rendering
-a candidate liable to a “pluck” (commonly called “plough”).
-Subjects:&mdash;(1) Algebra: Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication,
-Division, Greatest Common Measure, Least Common
-Multiple, Fractions, Extraction of Square Root, Simple
-Equations containing one or two unknown quantities, and
-problems producing such Equations; or Geometry&mdash;such an
-amount as shall be equivalent to that which is contained in
-Euclid I., II. (2) Arithmetic&mdash;the whole. (3) Latin and
-Greek Grammar. (4) Translation from English into Latin
-prose; it is sufficient if the Latin be grammatically written,
-without being elegant in style; three or four violations of
-the simple rules of Latin Syntax (commonly called “howlers”)
-will “plough” a candidate. (5) One Greek and one Latin
-Author; candidates are free to offer any standard classical
-authors, but the selection is usually made from the following
-list:&mdash;Homer: any five consecutive books; Æschylus:
-any two of the following plays&mdash;Agamemnon, Choephoræ,
-Eumenides, Prometheus Vinctus, Septem contra Thebas.
-Sophocles: any two plays. Euripides: any two of the following&mdash;Hecuba,
-Medea, Alcestis, Orestes, Phœnissæ, Hippolytus,
-Bacchæ. Aristophanes: any two of the following&mdash;Nubes,
-Ranæ, Acharnenses. Thucydides: any two consecutive
-books. Xenophon: Anabasis, any four consecutive
-hooks. Æschines: In Ctesiphontem. Virgil: (1) the
-Bucolics, with any three consecutive books of the Æneid;
-or (2) the Georgics; or (3) any five consecutive books of the
-Æneid. Horace: (1) any three books of the Odes, together
-with a book of the Satires, or of the Epistles, or the Ars
-Poetica; or (2) the Satires with the Ars Poetica; or (3) the
-Epistles with the Ars Poetica. Juvenal: the whole except
-Satires II., VI., IX. Livy: any two consecutive books,
-taken either from Books I.-V., or Books XXI.-XXV.
-Cæsar: De Bello Gallico, any four consecutive books. Sallust:
-Bellum Catilinarium, and Jugurthinum. Cicero: (1) the
-first three Philippics; or (2) De Senectute and De Amicitia;
-or (3) four Catiline orations, with the oration Pro Archia.
-The books most commonly chosen are Euripides,&mdash;Hecuba,
-and Alcestis; and one of the combinations in Virgil or
-Horace.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_7" id="Footnote_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> Moderations or First Public Examination will be explained
-in due course.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_8" id="Footnote_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> Turl Street. High Street is “the High;” Broad Street,
-“the Broad,” in Oxford vernacular.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_9" id="Footnote_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> The new Debating Hall, now (October) almost complete,
-will provide ample accommodation for visitors.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_10" id="Footnote_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> Now&mdash;<i>O tempora! O mores!</i>&mdash;defunct.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_11" id="Footnote_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> The customary fee for a term’s private tuition, consisting
-of three lessons weekly, of one hour each.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_12" id="Footnote_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a> Steeplechases.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_13" id="Footnote_13"></a><a href="#FNanchor_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></a> Affectionate abbreviation for Slapoffski, unrivalled in
-Oxford, and not unknown outside.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_14" id="Footnote_14"></a><a href="#FNanchor_14"><span class="label">[14]</span></a> Senior Students at Christ-Church correspond to Fellows
-at other Colleges.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_15" id="Footnote_15"></a><a href="#FNanchor_15"><span class="label">[15]</span></a> <i>I.e.</i> races for sculling-boats and pair-oars.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_16" id="Footnote_16"></a><a href="#FNanchor_16"><span class="label">[16]</span></a> Three years contain twelve legal terms, but only nine of
-payment, the Easter and Act terms being virtually one in
-matter of residence.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
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