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-Title: Between the Larch-woods and the Weir
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-Between the Larch-woods and the Weir
-
- By
- FLORA KLICKMANN
- Editor of
- “The Girl’s Own Paper and Woman’s Magazine”
- Author of
- “The Flower-Patch among the Hills”
-
-[Illustration]
-
- NEW YORK
- Frederick A. Stokes Company
- Publishers
-
-
-
-
- Dedicated to
- the Memory
- of Arthur,
- Bertie, and
- Wilfrid—my
- Brothers
-
-
-
-
- Move along these shades
- In gentleness of heart; . . .
- . . . for there is a spirit in the woods.
-
-
-
-
-I
-
-Preamble
-
-
-ON one of the high hills that border the river Wye, there stands an old
-cottage, perched on an outstanding bluff, with apparently no way of
-approach save by airship.
-
-Looking up at it from the river bank by the weir (the self-same weir
-beside which Wordsworth sat when he wrote his famous “Lines”), you can
-only glimpse the chimneys and angles of the roof, so buried is the
-house in the trees that clothe the hill-slopes to a height of nearly
-nine hundred feet.
-
-The cottage is not quite at the top of the hill; behind it rise still
-more woods, making the steeps in early spring a mist of purple and
-brown and soft grey bursting buds, followed by pale shimmering green,
-with frequent splashes of white when the hundreds of wild cherries
-break into bloom.
-
-A darker green sweeps over all with the oncoming of summer, which in
-turn becomes crimson, lemon, rust-gold, bronze-green, copper and orange
-in the autumn, where coppices of birch and oak, ash and beech, wild
-cherry, crab apple, yew and hazel intermingle with the stately ranks of
-the larch-woods that revel in the heights, and give the hills a jagged
-edge against the sky.
-
-The casual tourist who merely “does” the Wye Valley—which invariably
-means scorching along the one good road the district possesses,
-skirting the foot of the hills—has a clever knack of entirely
-missing, as a rule, the larch-woods and the weir. Obviously, when any
-self-respecting motorist finds himself on a fine road where he can
-trundle along at thirty miles an hour (at the least), with seldom any
-official let or hindrance, he naturally shows his friends what his car
-can do! And in such circumstances it is necessary to keep the eyes
-glued to the half-mile straight ahead. Even though the natives are
-too virtuous to need the upkeep of many policemen, stray cattle and
-slow-dragging timber-wains can be quite as upsetting as a constable;
-while a landslide down the hills may precipitate huge trees across the
-road any day of the year, and prove an equal hindrance.
-
-Hence, the motorist seldom seems to have eyes to spare for anything
-but the road; he takes as read the woods that climb the great green
-walls towering far and yet farther above him. And as for the many weirs
-he passes—who could even hear them above the hustle of a becomingly
-powerful car that is hoping to boast how it covered the twenty-nine
-miles from Chepstow to Ross in exactly thirty minutes! Small wonder
-that such as these never see that weather-worn cottage, half-hidden
-among the green.
-
- * * * * *
-
-But for those who are too poor, or too rich, to need to bother about
-advertising their car—those who can indulge in the luxury of walking
-with no fear of losing social prestige—there is, about that cottage, a
-world of eternal youth that never grows old, a world that is for ever
-offering new discoveries.
-
-And from the weir in the valley to the larch-woods at the summit,
-curiously insistent voices are calling. You have but to walk along the
-river bank to hear them in the tumbling, swirling waters as they pour
-over, and sweep around, the boulders in the river bed. And although
-the only living thing you may actually see is the blue glint of a
-darting kingfisher, or a heron standing sentinel on some mossed and
-water-splashed rock, or a burnished swallow skimming over the surface
-of the water, you know for a certainty that there is more—much more—in
-the murmur of the river and the clamour of the weir than the ear can
-ever classify.
-
-Loud as it is when the tide is going down, it is not noisy—for noise
-never soothes, whereas this babbling of the waters is one of the most
-restful sounds the tired mind can know.
-
-When you leave the river, and take the path that climbs up through the
-woods—the path you have to search for, so overgrown is it with nut
-bushes and bracken and low hanging branches of the birches—another
-sense of mystery awaits you. Though the way may get easier, and the
-trail a little more defined, the higher you climb, you feel you are
-penetrating a new land—that you are the first ever to come this way.
-
-And that inexplicable lure of the unknown seizes you; though you can
-see nothing ahead of you but a steep rough footpath arched over by the
-branches of the trees that hedge you about on either side, you are
-conscious of “something” beyond the croon of the ringdoves and the
-scuttle of the rabbit. It comes to you in the odour of last year’s dead
-leaves under the oaks; in the pungent warm scent of the larches in the
-sun. It greets you in the army of foxgloves that have monopolized the
-one bit of open sky space where a few trees were uprooted in a storm;
-and in the tall clump of dark blue campanula that has sprung up in
-another spot where a sun-shaft falls; and in the regiments of wild
-daffodils in a clearing that so far have escaped the trowel of the
-spoiler.
-
-You sense it on an early Easter day, when you pause half-way up, and
-look back on a vast tracery of bare branches and twigs, pale grey where
-the light strikes on them, and bursting into smiles at intervals where
-the blackthorn has come out.
-
-It speaks to you when you come upon the smooth grey bark of the
-beeches, the beautifully ribbed rind of the Spanish chestnut, and the
-scaly, red trunks of the pines.
-
-You feel it at your feet when you see the brown, uncurling fern fronds;
-and it pulls at your heart when you step across a brook that is
-quietly talking to itself, like a happy baby, as it wanders downhill,
-unconcerned and most haphazard, amid watercress and ragged robin and
-creeping jenny.
-
-When at last you emerge for a moment—breathless—from the woods, and
-come upon the cottage, standing in the midst of its gay flower-patch,
-you think you have solved the mystery in the sweet smell of the newly
-turned earth; or that it hovers over the crimson flame of the Herb
-Robert glowing all about the tops of the grey stone walls.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Yet it is not merely the birds and the flowers, the wood scents
-and the trees that hold one as with a spell. Such things can be
-catalogued; whereas there is something intangible among the wild woods,
-something indefinable, beyond all material things, that makes in some
-incomprehensible way for peace of mind and the mending of the soul.
-And it is one of our greatest blessings that we cannot tabulate it, or
-order it by the dozen from the Stores; that it cannot be “cornered” or
-monopolized by the money grubber.
-
-The healing of the hills cannot be purchased with gold. It is free to
-all—yet it can only be had by individual, quiet seeking.
-
-The Glory still burns in the Bush; the Light of God’s kindling can
-never be extinguished. But sometimes we are too preoccupied to turn
-aside to see the great sight; and sometimes we fail to put our shoes
-from off our feet, forgetting that the place whereon we stand is holy
-ground.
-
-
-
-
-II
-
-Enter Eileen
-
-
-I HAVE no “at home” day. I confess it reluctantly, knowing what a state
-of social forsakenness this implies. But it is wonderful how you can
-manage to occupy your time with the simple little duties of an editor’s
-office, till you never feel the lack of greater events!
-
-Not that I am cut off from acquaintances thereby; decidedly not. They
-are kind enough to turn up on Saturday afternoons and take their chance
-of finding me in; and when they do, with one accord they proceed to
-pity me for all the “at homes” I’ve missed during the week, and they do
-their best to make me bright and happy for the short half-holiday I am
-able to take from work, while I just sit with my hands in my lap and
-give myself up to being entertained.
-
-I don’t do knitting on such occasions, unlike Miss Quirker who, when
-I chance to call, remarks, “You’ll excuse my going on with this sock,
-won’t you?—then I shan’t feel that I’m _entirely_ wasting my time!”
-
-For weeks I had been feeling that, no matter what happened, I simply
-must get away from London for a change of scene and a change of
-noise—not a holiday; holidays had been out of the question for some
-time past, with the major portion of the office staff at the front.
-We had been postponing and postponing going away, feeling that it was
-unpatriotic to be out of town when there was so much work to do. But
-at last I decided some fresh air was imperative, and arranged to spend
-a little time at my cottage on the hillside, Virginia and Ursula, my
-two most intimate friends, accompanying me, as the Head of Affairs was
-abroad on important business.
-
-It seemed such long, long months since I had heard anything about the
-Flower-Patch. True, I had left Mrs. Widow (the villager who is supposed
-to look after the house in my absence) a bundle of stamped, addressed
-envelopes, when last I was down, begging her to send me an occasional
-letter, giving me news of the cottage, and telling me how the flowers
-were getting on, and whether the rose arches had blown down, and when
-the wild snowdrops in the orchard were in bloom, and if there were
-many apples on the new trees we had planted, and whether the lavender
-cuttings had taken hold, etc. I felt that a few details of this
-description might help to keep my brain balanced amid the tumult and
-terror of the War.
-
-Mrs. Widow wrote regularly every month, and this is the type of letter
-she always sent:—
-
- “Dear Mam. i hope your well, my newralger has been
- cruell bad but it is Better now. my daugters baby ethel
- have two teeth. she is a smart Baby but do cry a lot.
- Mrs Greens little girl have had something in her throat
- taken out. doctor says its had a noise. John Green have
- been called up but I expec you dont know none of them
- As they lives 3 mile above Monmouth. Mrs Greens sister
- lives to Cardiff she had a boy last week. i hope the
- master is well. Its the Sunday School versary tomorror.
- Thank you for the money. glad to say everything all
- rite.
-
- Yours
- MRS WIDOW.”
-
-I suppose the correct thing would be to call the letters “human
-documents”; but as the humans mentioned in the documents are, as often
-as not, people of whom I have never heard, the record of anniversaries,
-illnesses, births, deaths, and marriages that she sends regularly each
-month (as a receipt for cash received), are seldom either illuminating
-or exciting. There was nothing for it but to go down and glean
-impressions first hand.
-
-It was known that I was going out of town the following week,
-therefore a collection of callers had looked in, and they were doing
-their utmost to “liven me up” one afternoon in February, and we were
-having a lovely time explaining to each other how highly strung our
-respective doctors said we were when they insisted that we must take a
-complete rest. It appeared—after a lavish amount of detail—that we each
-suffered from far too active a brain; I found I was by no means the
-only one!
-
-We also were most communicative about the brilliancy of our
-children—not that we said it because we were their mothers, you
-understand; fortunately, unlike other mothers, we were able to take
-quite detached views of our own children, and regard them from a purely
-impersonal standpoint; a great gain, because it enabled us to see how
-really exceptional they were.
-
-I was not expected to contribute anything under this heading, save
-copious notes of exclamation on hearing what the various head masters
-and mistresses had said regarding the genius of the respective
-children. It was simply amazing to sit there and just contemplate how
-indebted the world would ultimately be to these ladies, for having
-bestowed such prodigies on their day and generation; for evidently
-there wasn’t one of my guests who owned a just-ordinary child! No,
-these young people were all the joy and pride of their teacher, and
-the way all of them would have passed their exams, (if they hadn’t
-also possessed too active brains, like their mothers), was positively
-phenomenal.
-
-There was one exception though—a boy at Dulwich, who was notorious for
-his adhesion to the lowest place in the form. But his mother, not one
-whit behind the others in her proud estimate of her son, confided to me
-that, for her part, she shouldn’t think of allowing Claude to be high
-up in the form. His ability was so marked, that the doctor said he must
-at all costs be kept back. Besides, you always knew that a school that
-put its brightest and most brilliant boys at the bottom of the class
-never showed favouritism or forced the children unduly.
-
-I agreed with her heartily, and then listened to the confidences
-of another caller, a near neighbour (this one was without children,
-brilliant or otherwise), who told me that she had felt it her patriotic
-duty in war time to do all she could with her own two hands in the
-house; she had therefore cut down her fourteen indoor servants to nine;
-and she assured me she found that they could really manage quite well
-with this small number. Of course I looked politely incredulous; who
-wouldn’t, knowing that there was her husband as well as herself to be
-waited upon?—and I raised my eyebrows interrogatively, as though to
-inquire how she ever succeeded in getting even the simplest war-meal
-served with so inadequate a staff! But before she had time to tell me
-how she managed, the door opened and Mrs. Griggles was announced. And
-as, whenever Mrs. Griggles is announced, it is the signal for everyone
-who can to fly, I was not surprised to see furs and handbags being
-collected, and in a few more minutes the newcomer and I had the drawing
-room to ourselves.
-
-Mrs. Griggles is a woman with, let us say, a dominant note; not that I
-object to that; every woman nowadays simply must have a dominant note
-if she is to keep her head above water (women’s war-work has proved
-a boon in that respect), and some of them are more trying than Mrs.
-Griggles’ pursuit of charity recipients. There is the moth-ball lady,
-for instance, who’s perennial boast is that the moth never come near
-_her_ furs; the nuisance is that no one else can come near them either.
-
-Then there is the educational lady, who runs a serial story on the
-iniquities of our educational methods. “The whole system is wrong,
-abso-_lute_-ly wrong, from beginning to end,” she declaims. My one
-consolation is, that she would be far less pleased if it were right,
-since she would then have nothing to rail about.
-
-But my greatest bugbear is the inquisitorial lady—generally eulogized
-by the Vicar, when he is stuck fast for an adjective, as “_very_
-capable.” She starts right away, in the middle of a piece of best
-war-cake, with a clear cut inquiry such as: “Does your husband wear
-striped flannel shirts under his white ones?” Hurriedly you try to
-decide on the safest reply. But she has you either way! If you say Yes,
-she explains how injurious it is to wear coloured stripes; they may be
-a deadly skin irritant, for all you know. If you say No, she holds up
-hands of amazement that any woman can neglect the man of her heart in
-such a way, and instructs you in the necessity for his wearing flannel
-in addition to his vests.
-
-Mrs. Griggles is a mere picnic beside the inquisitorial lady, for at
-least you know what her theme will be; whereas with the other you never
-know where she will open an attack.
-
-Mrs. Griggles’ mission in life is to be generous and charitable. “It
-is so beautiful to feel that you have done another a kindness, no
-matter how small,” she constantly remarks. And I’ll say this for Mrs.
-Griggles, I never knew anyone able to do so many kindnesses in the
-course of the year—at other people’s expense! And I never knew anyone
-more generous—with other people’s possessions.
-
-Where her own belongings are concerned, she is the very soul of rigid
-economy; why they didn’t co-opt her on to the War Savings Committee I
-cannot understand.
-
-Only once has she been known to give away anything of her own, and
-that was a paper pattern of a dressing jacket that she cut out in
-newspaper from the tissue original which she had borrowed from a friend.
-
-Whenever I see the lady looming in the offing, I find myself mentally
-running over my wardrobe, to see what coat or skirt I can spare for
-the sad case she is probably just starting in a hairdresser’s shop; or
-wondering whether I have any sheets for a sick woman; or whether the
-stock of knee-caps I purchased at the last Bazaar is quite exhausted;
-or whether the kitchen would rebel if she does send every week for the
-tea-leaves; or whether I’ve given away all the Surgical-Aid letters.
-
-You never know what request she will make. Yet she doesn’t irritate
-me, as she does some people, simply because I regard her as a
-Charity-Broker; her work is distinctly useful, and, up to a certain
-point, praiseworthy, if she didn’t make quite such a song about her own
-benevolence and ignore the part in it played by other people.
-
-She saves my time by hunting out cases that may, or may not, need help;
-and if she glows when she bestows my money or my boots upon them—well,
-I glow too, with the thought of my own kindness and beneficence. And
-anything that can make anybody glow in this vale of tears, isn’t to be
-despised.
-
-Of course I wasn’t surprised when she began, with her second mouthful,
-“By the way, dear, I’ve _such_ a distressing case I’m needing a little
-help for; really quite _heart_-breaking.”
-
-I’d heard it all before, and instantly decided that my mackintosh
-could go; it was rather too skimpy for the fuller skirts that the
-season had ushered in. Likewise the plaid blouse; the pattern was very
-disappointing now it was made up; piece goods are so deceptive. And I
-would gladly part with the vermilion satin cushion embroidered with
-yellow eschscholtzias, that had lain in a trunk in the attic since the
-last Sale of Work but two, if the distressing case could be induced to
-believe that it needed propping up in bed. But the rest of my goods I
-meant to cling to with all the tenacity of a war-reduced woman with no
-separation allowance. I hadn’t one solitary woollen garment to spare,
-no matter _how_ rheumaticky the heartbreak might be.
-
-But it turned out that it wasn’t clothes she was wanting, at least,
-only as a side issue. Her main need was for a few weeks of fresh air,
-a happy home, plenty of good plain food and good influence (this last,
-she told me, was _most_ important, and that was why she had thought at
-once of coming to me) for a girl who had just had a bad break-down,
-through overwork and underfeeding in a cheap-class boarding house where
-she had been the maid of all work. Nothing the matter with her that you
-could put your finger on, but just a general slump—though Mrs. Griggles
-put it more choicely than that.
-
-The girl’s biographical data included: a grandmother who attended Mrs.
-Griggles’ mothers’ meeting regularly, though she had to hobble there,
-one of the cleanest and most respectful women you could ever hope to
-meet; a mother who had died in the Infirmary at her birth, a father who
-had never been forthcoming, and an upbringing in the workhouse schools.
-
-I hadn’t been exactly planning to take on an orphan at that time: they
-are proverbial for their appetites, and the butcher’s book hadn’t led
-my thoughts in that particular direction, any more than the dairyman’s
-weekly bill. All the same, when Mrs. Griggles showed me how plain my
-duty lay before me, naturally I said: “Send her and her grandmother
-round to see me this evening.” I was even more anxious to see the
-grandmother than the girl; for I had long ago given up all hope of ever
-meeting again such a phenomenon (or perhaps it should be phenomena,
-being feminine) as a woman who was clean as well as respectful!
-
- * * * * *
-
-They arrived promptly. The grandmother seemed a sensible, hard-working
-body, who had migrated from Devonshire to London when she married; for
-over forty years she had lived, or rather existed, in the back-drifts
-of our great city with never a glimpse of her native village. Yet——
-
-On my writing table there stood a bowl of snowdrops, in a mass of
-sweet-scented frondy moss, with sprigs of the tiny-leaved ivy; they had
-arrived only that morning from the Flower-Patch among the hills. When
-she saw them, the old woman clasped her hands with genuine emotion.
-“Oh, ma’am, _how_ they ’mind me of when I was a girl!” she exclaimed.
-“And with that moss and all! Why, I can just feel my fingers getting
-all cold and damp as they used to when I did gather them in the lane
-’long by our house—it seems on’y yesterday, that it do!” and tears
-actually came to her eyes.
-
-I decided on the spot that her granddaughter should have the freshest
-of air and the best of food (to say nothing of unlimited good
-influence) for the next month, at any rate.
-
-As for the granddaughter herself, I think she was the most utterly
-dejected, forlorn, of-no-account-looking girl I have ever set eyes
-on. She told me she was twenty (though her intelligence seemed about
-fourteen), and her name was Eileen. It was noticeable, however, that
-her grandmother, in the fit of reminiscent absent-mindedness occasioned
-by the snowdrops, called her Ann.
-
-It wasn’t that she looked ill; hers was an expression of hopelessness;
-the look that comes to a young thing from a course of systematic
-unkindness from which it has neither the wit nor the courage to escape.
-Since she had left the Parish Schools, she had apparently drifted
-from one place to another, each worse than the last. Fortunately her
-grandmother had kept a firm hold of her, and had done her best to keep
-her clean—both in body and mind; but her whole appearance said as
-plainly as any words, that no one else had ever taken the slightest
-personal interest in her, or given her anything to hope for.
-
-Her hair was screwed round in a small tight knot in the nape of her
-neck, and kept there by two huge hairpins the size of small meat
-skewers; her dress was merely a dingy-black shapeless covering, not
-even a fancy button to brighten it; her hat was a plain all-black
-sailor. She had that blank, dazed look that one so often sees when
-lower-class children are brought up in masses, where individual
-attention is impossible.
-
-I told them that I was going down to the West of England the following
-week, and if she thought she could stand the quiet, and the absence of
-shops and people, Eileen could come for a month, and just breathe the
-fresh air and do her best to get strong.
-
-She was genuinely delighted—there was no mistake about that. She
-seemed quite to wake up, and became almost animated at the thought of
-going into the country. _That_ was the thing that appealed to her; and
-she looked at me with open-eyed amazement when I told her that the
-snowdrops grew wild in the orchard there.
-
-In the orchard? And might she pick a few for herself and send one or
-two to her grandmother? Wouldn’t “they” mind if anyone picked some? She
-had never seen a violet or a primrose growing wild in her life, though
-she had always wanted to.
-
-And she and her grandmother looked and smiled at each other with some
-new bond of sympathy.
-
-Heredity will out!
-
-“But,” said the grandmother firmly, almost ashamed of her own
-sentimental lapse of the minute before, “of course she will work,
-ma’am, and work well—or she’s no granddaughter of mine!—in return for
-your great kindness in having her. She can’t pay you in money, but she
-can work, and I hope you’ll find her very useful. You’ll do your best
-for the lady, won’t you, Ann?”—most severely to the girl.
-
-“Yes, grandmother,” she replied, dropping back into an attitude of meek
-dejection. “Of course I’ll do my _very_ best.”
-
-I told them there was no need for her to do more than make her own
-bed. Abigail would be there to do all I needed. But the girl protested
-she should be happier if she had proper work to do, if only I could
-find something I wanted done; and her grandmother insisted that she
-hoped she knew her place, and it wasn’t a lady she was born to be, and
-therefore I must see that she didn’t sit with her hands idle.
-
-So I said she and the housemaid must settle it between them, and I
-summoned Abigail to be introduced to Eileen, and explained that they
-would be spending the next week or two together.
-
-Abigail listened, I presume, though her gaze was on the curtain-pole at
-the far end of the room; and she finally departed with neither look nor
-word that betrayed the slightest consciousness of Eileen’s existence;
-Eileen meanwhile looked nervously frightened and more dejected than
-ever.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I was by no means surprised when Abigail sought me out next morning
-to inquire, if it was all the same to me, might cook go down to the
-country this time, in her stead? as her sister was expecting to be
-married immediately—well, it might be next week, or the week after, or
-next month; she couldn’t say exactly; it all depended on when her young
-man got leave. But naturally she, Abigail, wanted to be present at the
-wedding; and one couldn’t get up in half-an-hour from Tintern! In any
-case, she was having a new dress made, in readiness for the event, and
-wanted to go to the dressmaker next Friday.
-
-It would be a most inhuman person who sought to part a girl and her
-sister’s wedding; naturally I said on no account must she be away from
-London on such an occasion—and please send cook to me.
-
-She came, with pursed lips.
-
-Of course, if Madam wished her to go down to the country, Madam had
-only to give instructions, etc.—the inference being that whenever Madam
-gave instructions, crowds flew to carry them out!
-
-But her left ankle had been very troublesome lately; Madam probably
-remembered that it was all due to the time she turned her foot under
-on the rough path in the lower wood the very last occasion she went
-down. She had thought of asking for a couple of hours off, to go to
-the doctor about it to-morrow; but of course, if there wasn’t time for
-that, etc.——
-
-February in the country never did agree with her; always gave her hay
-fever, she was never herself for six months after; still, if I wished
-her to go next week, etc.——
-
-Only, there was one point on which she would be glad of a clear
-understanding before she went: _was she expected to wait on that young
-person?_
-
-I told her, no; and she need not wait on me either. I shouldn’t take
-either of them down with me. I left it at that—to her surprise.
-
-Then I sought out Eileen and her grandmother, asked if she felt she
-could make the fires and wash up, if Mrs. Widow and I did all the rest;
-as, if so, I should pay her at the same rate that I paid Abigail. You
-should have seen the look of relief that came over her face when she
-heard Abigail was not going.
-
-“Oh, I could do _everything_,” she said. “I’d so much rather do it
-and be by myself. I’m very strong; and I’m afraid I might upset Miss
-Abigail.”
-
-“_Miss_ Abigail!” snorted the old grandmother. “Has to earn her living
-same as the rest of us, I suppose! But I’m much more easy in my mind,
-ma’am, that Ann is going without her. She’ll look after you well, she
-will; you’ll want nothing, her’ll see to that” (slipping back into her
-old-time Devonshire), “but she’s not bin used to stuck-up society.”
-
-Thus it came about that instead of the fashionably-attired and
-efficient Abigail, I eventually went down to my cottage accompanied by
-a girl who looked precisely like an estimable orphan, just stepped out
-of some Early Victorian Sunday-school library book; and you felt sure
-she would come to an equally virtuous end.
-
-Nevertheless, I didn’t go the following week, as I had planned.
-
-
-
-
-III
-
-“You Never Know”
-
-
-Life is full of surprises.
-
-Virginia has always maintained that the motto of my house ought to be
-“YOU NEVER KNOW,” simply because of the rapidity with which I change
-my mind, and the complications and unexpected developments that follow
-thereupon.
-
-She begged me to have it carved in the wooden beams above the
-mantelpiece. But as I didn’t, she brought me a Chinese tablet (her
-brother is a persistent traveller, and I think she had unearthed
-it from some of his effects), bearing on a red background three
-imposing-looking Chinese symbols, in gold.
-
-I asked her what they meant; though I have never embarked on any
-language of China, Virginia has studied most things under the sun, and
-I concluded she knew. She replied that it was the household motto: “You
-never know”; and she placed it in a conspicuous position above the
-fireplace in my London dining-room. And when guests asked its meaning,
-of course I translated it for them, with the air of one who had spoken
-Mandarin from her cradle; and they looked proportionately impressed.
-
-One day, however, an Oriental scholar of unquestionable authority
-chanced to be dining with us, and he suddenly raised his glasses and
-studied the tablet with evident interest.
-
-“May I ask why you have that above the mantelpiece?” he inquired
-politely.
-
-“Oh, it’s merely the family motto,” I answered airily, “but we have it
-in Chinese to-night, in your honour.”
-
-“Really! You do surprise me!! It seems so curious to be greeted with
-that in your house!!!” And he looked at me in undisguised amazement.
-
-Then I grew anxious, and wondered to myself what it did mean; and since
-discretion is the better part of a good many things, I thought it would
-be wisest to explain that I hadn’t the faintest idea what it stood for.
-
-He smiled when I confessed. “Well, I can tell you,” he said, as he
-proceeded to mumble a little in an unknown tongue to himself, reading
-each collection of strokes in turn. “It means—er—let me see—well—to
-translate it quite broadly, you understand, in the vernacular, the
-nearest equivalent in English is ‘Beware of Pickpockets.’”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Truly, you never know!
-
-Work was extra heavy in my office that week. Like every other business
-house, we were understaffed, with the majority of our expert men at the
-front. Moreover, I was trying to get things a little ahead, as I was
-going away on the Friday.
-
-I did not get home till nearly nine o’clock on the Tuesday following my
-adoption of Eileen, and by that time I was too tired to trouble about
-matters domestic. Nevertheless I noticed that the house seemed very
-draughty; but I put it down to a very high wind that had set in earlier
-in the day.
-
-As I was going upstairs to bed about half-past ten, I noticed the
-powerful draught again. I like plenty of air in the house, but after
-all a line should be drawn somewhere when it is blowing a hurricane,
-and I said so.
-
-“_Well_, and to think I forgot to tell you!” said Abigail cheerfully.
-“The skylight’s blown clean away, and rain’s been pouring in like
-anything on the top landing!” Judging by her pleased expression, you
-might have thought that the deluge was in gold.
-
-If you have ever been fortunate enough to find yourself minus a
-fair-sized skylight on a stormy night, and the man of the house away on
-urgent business, and not expected back for a month, you will know what
-my feelings were when I heard the news. It is useless for me to try to
-describe them.
-
-Virginia and Ursula, who live near me in London, were hastily
-summoned. By the time we had all done exclaiming, “Well, I never!”
-singly and in chorus, and had heard full details of the catastrophe
-repeated for the eighth time by Abigail, it was eleven o’clock. And as
-no self-respecting builder’s man can do any work after five o’clock
-(and few seem able to do any before that hour), it was obviously
-useless to hope for professional aid. So we took a step-ladder to the
-top landing and piled it on a table, with me on top of all, domestics
-clutching the step-ladder fervently as I balanced myself on its dizzy
-height, and exclaiming, “Oh, do be careful, madam!” at frequent
-intervals; with Virginia and Ursula offering unlimited advice in a
-running duet.
-
-At last I was high enough to get my head out of the space where the
-skylight ought to have been, and there I saw it further down the roof.
-I fished for it with the crook of an umbrella-handle, and got it up at
-last, though it threatened to blow away again every moment. We managed
-to secure it by putting some screws in the framework of the roving
-skylight, and also in the woodwork to which that skylight was supposed
-to be attached, but wasn’t; and then winding copper wire round and
-round both sets of screws. In this way we kept the flighty creature
-anchored till the morning. I was rather proud of the neat and effectual
-job I had made of it, when I surveyed it from below.
-
-The builder smiled politely but pitifully when he gazed at my efforts
-next day. He then proceeded to explain to me that though, of course, he
-was quite competent to refix that skylight as it ought to be fixed (and
-as, indeed, it never had been fixed since the day the house was built),
-nevertheless it would be an exceedingly awkward job. From what I could
-gather from his technical conversation, and diagrams made with a stubby
-bit of pencil on old envelopes from his pocket, that skylight had been
-placed in absolutely the most inaccessible part of the whole roof; it
-would take all sorts of ladders, to say nothing of scaffolding, to
-get anywhere near it, etc. It would be a dangerous job, too, and of
-course he must take every precaution and run no risks. All of which I
-knew from past experience was by way of letting me know that (being
-the unfortunate owner of the property) I should have the privilege of
-settling a nice long bill presently.
-
-I did feebly suggest that rather than imperil the lives of his most
-valuable-looking assistants, he should simplify matters by dealing with
-the skylight from the inside. But he only looked at me witheringly and
-said, “Madam, the hinges are outside.”
-
-Naturally, I was humiliated and effectually silenced.
-
-When, finally, they had accomplished the well-nigh impossible, and
-reached that skylight, the builder returned to report that never, in
-all his life, had he seen a roof in worse condition than mine was. It
-appeared to be simply a special providence that the whole covering to
-the house had not blown clean away—or else tumbled in on top of us! He
-said he just wished I would come up and see it; he didn’t ask anyone
-merely to take his word for it; there it was for me to see; and I might
-believe him when he said that if the roof needed three new slates it
-needed three hundred.
-
-Once again I got in a gentle word to the effect that it was strange
-we had never had any trouble with the roof, nor a drop of rain come
-through; but the look of injured, virtuous dignity he put on at the
-mere hint of doubt on my part, made me hastily beg him to proceed with
-the necessary work—otherwise I saw myself sitting up another night
-sick-nursing a skylight!
-
-The builder told me I needn’t worry about the gentleman being away;
-lots of gentlemen he was in the habit of working for were away just
-now; he would superintend the work his own self, and he went off
-assuring me that he meant to make a _good_ job of it.
-
-Then I sent a note to Eileen, asking her kindly to postpone packing
-for a few days, as I was unavoidably detained in town.
-
-The men got on the top of the roof most mornings at about half-past
-six, and apparently started to play golf up there—judging by the
-sounds overhead. But they always found it too windy, or too wet, or
-too something, to stay up there, once they had awakened the whole
-household. So they invariably went away again till about three-thirty
-in the afternoon—by which time I suppose the roof was thoroughly well
-aired, and it was safe for them to sit on it and smoke a pipe or two.
-
-It was a fortnight before that roof was finished. Finally they left.
-And the kitchen staff grew pensive.
-
-But the very day after they had cleared their ladders away, I saw a
-tiny stream oozing out of the sodden grass in the front garden. I knew,
-even before the builder returned and looked wise, that it was a leak in
-the pipe leading from the water-main.
-
-The pipe-mending squad that arrived next morning was not the same
-as the roof-mending squad; but the kitchen, being quite impartial,
-recovered its spirits immediately.
-
-These men, evidently most competent, started work in a business-like
-manner, by removing the two sets of gates, that terminate the
-semi-circular carriage drive, and blocking up the stable door with
-them. Next they dug what looked like a network of trenches for giants.
-They piled up the edging tiles from the beds, and the gravel from the
-paths, on the front door step; they banked up turf and more gravel
-under the windows; they uprooted laurels and privet, and the usual
-array of evergreens that are the only things that will keep alive
-in a London front garden, and laid them one on top of the other,
-effectually barricading the tradesmen’s entrance. And when they had
-made it delightfully impossible for anyone to get either in or out of
-the house, they one and all came to a halt, and leant wearily on their
-picks.
-
-Just then a brilliant idea seemed to strike one of them whereby he
-might make himself a still greater nuisance, and he hurriedly turned
-off the water.
-
-They spent the remainder of the day resting on their tools—save when
-they were gallantly passing in cans and jugs of water (borrowed from my
-neighbour) to smiling Cook or Abigail at the side door.
-
-It rained hard all night, and by next morning we had quite a spacious
-lake in the front garden. The squad returned to the post of duty, and
-once more disposed themselves like guardian angels on its banks. When,
-in sheer exasperation, I asked them how long they were going to leave
-things like that, and the house without a drop of water, the foreman
-replied, politely but non-committally, that he couldn’t exactly say,
-but the Boss was coming round to see me shortly.
-
-The builder arrived later, to inform me that this was a most serious
-leak; he didn’t know when he had seen one precisely like it before. Of
-course, it was partly due to the pipe; how any man could have called
-himself a plumber, and put in such a pipe as _that_!—well, words failed
-him! He himself was not a man to boast of his own doings, but he didn’t
-mind telling me that I could take up any piece of ground I liked, where
-he had laid a pipe, and see the sort _he_ put underground.
-
-Then it transpired that the leakage was of such a character that he
-dare not proceed an inch farther with it without calling in the water
-company’s officials. Did I authorise him to do so? Of course they would
-charge special fees for “opening up the ground.” I wondered where else
-they would find any to “open up” on my premises, seeing that by this
-time the whole estate was a gaping void! As I saw the turncock and
-a variety of other gentlemen with gold letters embroidered on their
-collars, propping themselves up against my holly hedge, I just said,
-“Oh, yes; do anything you please.”
-
-And they did.
-
-Some of the embroidered ones then proceeded to dig up the whole
-pavement, and right out into the middle of the road (the leak being
-inside the garden, close beside my front door!). It does not take long
-to write about it, but I don’t want to mislead you into thinking there
-was any feverish haste about their methods. Oh, no! theirs was the calm
-un-hurrying work of the true artist; and the builder’s squad stood
-round admiringly, most careful not to interfere.
-
-Once again the whole lot came to a standstill, and rested on any
-available implement; and they now made a goodly crowd (I had no idea
-there were so many non-khaki men still loose), which was further
-supplemented by a policeman, one or two aged men who had discarded the
-workhouse for the more leisurely life that modern business offers,
-and a variety of languid young ladies who had been sent out on urgent
-errands from sundry local shops.
-
-In the lull, the chief official from the water company sought an
-interview with me, when he broke the news that never, in all his life,
-had he seen a more antiquated stop-cock (which, by the way, had been
-made in Germany) than the one I had had placed (apparently out of sheer
-perversity or malice) in the front of my premises. It seems that there
-was no key in the whole of London that would turn that stop-cock; and
-when finally it had turned it, that key could not be got out again.
-However, or whenever, I had managed to evade the Eye of Authority so
-far as to drop that stop-cock into the ground, he could not think; but,
-at any rate, out it would have to come again.
-
-Here I managed to get in a word sideways, and told him that the much
-maligned article had been placed there by another squad of men from the
-same water company (after a similar harangue), and then duly “passed”
-by an inspector only two years ago.
-
-Two years ago! he exclaimed, why, _that_ inspector had been called up
-in the spring, and he was no loss to the company! Not that he (the
-speaker) was one to say anything against another man’s work, but if I
-would just come out and examine it for myself (it was raining torrents,
-and the stop-cock was an island in a watery waste) I would see that
-the whole affair was scandalous. He was the last to utter an ill-word
-about any man, more especially behind his back, but conscientiousness
-compelled him to state that the late inspector was about as fit to be
-in the employ of a water company as—“as _you_ are, ma’am.” Evidently he
-could think of no more hopelessly incapable specimen of humanity.
-
-Then it transpired that the real object of his call on me was to ask
-whether I authorised him to put in a new stop-cock (more special fees,
-of course).
-
-As I didn’t seem to be left much choice in the matter, and I wasn’t
-sure whether, if I left it in, after being told to take it out, the
-Defence of the Realm couldn’t come and have me shot at dawn, I told him
-he had my full permission to put in twenty new stop-cocks if he liked;
-he was at liberty to place them as a trimming outside my garden wall,
-or as an edging at the kerb, or in a fancy zigzag design around the
-drive—anything—everything—whatsoever and howsoever he pleased, so long
-as it enabled him, conscientiously, _to turn on my water again_.
-
-(The lady next door had already said that while she was delighted
-to give me the water, and would even throw in all the jugs and cans
-she possessed, she really couldn’t spare her coachman (aged 73) for
-more than half-an-hour at each delivery, as he was the one ewe-lamb
-left them, since war claimed the rest, and would I kindly see that my
-kitchen limited their conversation to that extent, and returned him,
-carriage forward, within that time.)
-
-The Chief Official looked at me thoughtfully for half a moment, and
-then retired in silence—to have the door-mat he had just vacated
-immediately monopolised by the builder, who had been waiting
-respectfully in the background. (I say background, because I can’t
-think of any other comprehensive term that signifies a couple of
-narrow, wobbly, muddy planks, laid across a well-filled moat; _ground_
-there was none.)
-
-He congratulated me on having been let off by the Official so
-easily, and cited instances of owners of property he knew who had
-been compelled to lay miles of fresh pipes (or it seemed to be
-miles, judging by the time he took to describe it) as the result of
-inattention to Official Rules and Regulations regarding Stop-cocks. But
-he intimated that he had put in a good word for me, and besought them
-to deal leniently with me, “Knowing, ma’am, how generous you and the
-gentleman always are.”
-
-I didn’t respond to the hint.
-
-Just at this point he made an opportunity to suggest that in view
-of the shocking workmanship revealed in the pipes outside, it would
-certainly be wise of me to have the pipes overhauled all through the
-house, because one could never tell when one might burst without a
-moment’s notice, and a flood of water ruin everything. It would only
-necessitate his taking up the floors in the dining-room and the study
-and the hall and the kitchens and the greenhouse next the house,
-and possibly a landing and bath-room and dressing-room upstairs. As
-it was, the pipes might be leaking terribly under the ground-floors
-already, disseminating damp and disease throughout the house (though
-the servants and I were particularly healthy at the time). There was
-a terrible amount of illness about, he continued; next door to him
-a little boy had whooping-cough, and the local undertaker, a friend
-of his, had just told him trade had never been better; although they
-were working day and night they could hardly manage to execute all the
-orders. Of course, all this was primarily due to damp.
-
-Even as he spoke he pressed his ample foot so heavily on the hall
-floor, that but for a stout linoleum I feel sure he would have gone
-through; then he said it looked to him very much as though dry rot had
-set in there already, and it would probably be necessary to re-floor
-the hall.
-
-In vain I reminded him that it had rained without cessation—so far as
-my distraught memory served me—for the past eighteen months, hence
-_dry_ rot would seem little short of a miracle. But he only looked at
-me in that pitying way builders do when any feminine owner of property
-ventures a remark; and he next asked if I had noticed signs of damp
-anywhere in the upstairs room? After all, the upstairs pipes might be
-leaking too.
-
-Then I remembered, and I told him there undoubtedly was damp upstairs,
-now he mentioned it, one patch about two feet square, and another
-smaller one. He was instantly alert, said it would certainly be one of
-the pipes leading from the cistern; most dangerous, too, for you never
-knew when the whole cistern might be flowing down over everything. So
-I took him up and showed him the big wet patches on a ceiling, one
-dripping with a melancholy hollow sound into a zinc bath Abigail had
-placed below; they were on the ceiling directly under that portion of
-the roof where his men had played golf each morning, the cistern being
-in another part of the house, and no pipes were anywhere near.
-
-He became silent, and I left him meditating, while I went down to see
-Virginia, who had come in.
-
-“Ursula and I have been making plans for you,” she began, “as you seem
-too distracted to make any for yourself.”
-
-“Distracted! I should think I am; so would you be if you had the
-cheerful prospect of a cistern emptying itself on top of you at any
-moment—that is to say, if it ever gets full again—and the whole of the
-downstairs floor to come up, and dry-rot in the hall, and the Law down
-on you because you’ve been harbouring an alien stop-cock, and exactly a
-pint of water in the house (apart from that which is coming in through
-the roof, of course), and whooping-cough and a watery grave just ahead
-of you, and the undertaker too busy to bury you!”
-
-“Just listen to me,” she said soothingly. “You are probably not aware
-that you have got the back of your skirt fastened somewhere about your
-left hip, and the braiding that ought to be down the centre in front,
-is just at your right hand. Now when a woman puts on her clothes like
-_that_, it’s a sure sign she needs a little rest. Therefore I’m going
-to take you right off to the cottage first thing to-morrow morning;
-I’ve told Eileen to be ready; and Ursula is coming in here to assume
-charge of affairs till such time as those amiable British workmen see
-fit to remove themselves.”
-
-I protested that I was far too necessary to the well-being of London
-to be spared at the moment, and widespread havoc would result if I
-left town at this juncture. By way of reply, she asked if I would take
-some linen blouses with me, as well as my thicker things, in case the
-weather turned warmer? And then she summoned Abigail to help her do my
-packing.
-
-Next morning, as I was being tenderly placed in the one and only cab
-our suburb now possesses, the whole battalion of workmen, embroidered
-and otherwise, paused respectfully in the midst of further excavations
-and a vastly extended scheme of earthworks they had started upon; and
-I saw a look on the face of the Chief Official that plainly said he
-considered they were removing me to an asylum none too soon!
-
-
-
-
-IV
-
-The Hill-Side Trail
-
-
-Eileen didn’t say much on the journey, save an occasional burst of
-ecstasy when she saw a rabbit sitting up and washing its face. It
-was interesting to watch the Devonshire ancestry looking out through
-eyes that hitherto had seen little but the sordid grey-brown grime
-of London, but were now drinking in everything on that loveliest of
-English lines—and where can you equal the G.W.R. for beautiful scenery,
-combined with such good carriage springs, such courteous officials, and
-such always-attentive guards?
-
-Owing to the accommodating character of the Time Table, as re-arranged
-by our paternal government, there was no Wye Valley connection, and
-we had some time to wait at Chepstow. We went into the hotel and I
-ordered a meal, Eileen choosing fried ham and eggs as the greatest
-flight of luxury to which her mind could soar. I admit it was reckless
-extravagance for war-time, but Virginia and I, to say nothing of
-Eileen, were cold and hungry, and really one can’t be held accountable
-for one’s actions under such circumstances. It was a noble dish when it
-came, enough for five people.
-
-When Eileen had cleared her first helping, she merely gazed at me with
-a seraphic smile, still clutching her knife and fork. I asked if she
-would like any more?
-
-“No, thank you, ma’am,” she replied, in the most polite company style.
-But seeing her eyes still on the dish, I pressed her to have another
-slice; I knew she would have several hours of keen fresh air before we
-could get our next meal.
-
-She leant a little towards me, her knife and fork held upright on the
-table the while. “Well, it’s like this,” she said, in a loud stage
-whisper, that sent a ripple over the few people who were in the coffee
-room. “Does you have to pay for it whether you eats it or not?”
-
-I nodded.
-
-“Then I _will_ have some more, thank you,” and she heaved a sigh of
-deep contentment.
-
-Perhaps it was as well Abigail didn’t come!
-
- * * * * *
-
-The drive from the station to my cottage seemed to be through one long
-vista of sweet odours.
-
-Up to Monmouth the Wye is a tidal river, and the water was rushing up,
-backed by a strong wind, bringing with it, faint but unmistakable, the
-salt tang of the sea, that seems all the more delicious when it has
-swept over woods and meadows and ploughed fields.
-
-As we left the river bank and started the long uphill climb, the scent
-of the newly-turned earth became more and more insistent as one passed
-stray farms and cottages, where the most was being made of the little
-bright sunshine.
-
-Although it was only the end of February, the brave bit of sunshine had
-stirred in the larches thoughts of coming spring, and already there was
-a suspicion of the resinous odour that is one of their many delightful
-characteristics.
-
-But it would be impossible to name even a fraction of the perfumes
-that were floating about that day: everything in Nature had responded
-to the welcome sun-warmth; and incense was rising from myriads of
-leaf-buds, closely sheathed as yet; from uncountable armies of grass
-blades; from flowering moss, and uncurling ferns, and bursting acorns;
-from the hundreds of thousands of catkins swinging on the hazels;
-from primroses pushing up pink stems and yellow blossoms in sheltered
-corners, where they had been protected by drifts of dead leaves. And
-probably the leaves of the wild hyacinths, now an inch or so above
-ground, had brought up some of the sweet earth-scents from below;
-likewise the blue-green leaves of the daffodils just poking through
-the soil, and the snowdrop spears, whose white flowers were nodding in
-big patches in orchards and front gardens. And it is certain that some
-early violets were hiding under their leaves.
-
-It is noticeable that while the scents of autumn are often strong and
-bitter, the scents of spring are usually delicate and sweet.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It seems to me that in time we town-dwellers will lose our sense
-of smell! The odours that pervade our cities are so surpassingly
-abominable, that in sheer self-defence we have to “turn off our nose,”
-if you know what I mean by that; we are getting to smell as little as
-possible, just as we are getting to breathe as little as possible,
-owing to the vitiated air of the great crowded centres; with the result
-that we seem to be losing our power to smell sensitively and keenly, as
-well as our power to breathe deeply.
-
-In town, the winds and the seasons seem only distinguishable by the
-grade of one’s underwear. Outer garments are no guide, for in December
-and January one meets bare chests in the public thoroughfares and
-transparent gowns indoors; while in August, with equal suitability, we
-trim a chiffon blouse with fur! (and, by the way, it is instructive to
-recall the fact that it was a German Court dressmaker who first set
-going the inappropriate, vulgar, inartistic fashion of trimming frail
-transparent dress materials with fur).
-
-If you live in clean fresh air, however, you know the seasons by their
-odours, and it is possible to distinguish with absolute certainty the
-four winds of heaven by their scent, just as at sea you can smell land,
-or an iceberg, before it is anywhere within sight.
-
-The scent of the east wind is entirely different from the scent of the
-north wind, though both are cold and penetrating. In the same way, the
-scent of growing bracken—for instance—is entirely different from the
-scent of moss. But it takes time for the town-dweller to be able to
-distinguish between the more subtle of the thousand fragrances that
-Nature flings broadcast about the countryside, so blunted is the sense
-of smell by the coarse reek of dirt, and petrol, and chemicals, and
-smoke, and over-breathed poisoned atmosphere that does duty for “air”
-in the modern centres of civilisation.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Virginia was vowing that she could actually smell the salmon in the
-river, when we entered the village; at the same time, the fish cart
-that makes a weekly tour of these hills was standing outside the “New
-Inn” (dated 1724). I omitted to draw her attention to the coincidence,
-because at that moment the lady of the post-office stepped out into the
-road and waved a telegram at our approaching steed.
-
-It was from the Head of Affairs, briefly stating that he had returned
-home, safe and sound, that he would soon have the little mess cleared
-up, and that I need not worry.
-
-Naturally, my inclination was to turn round there and then, get back
-home as soon as possible, and fall on his overcoat; but Virginia
-reminded me that there was no train returning that day, and if there
-were, we should probably only cross one another on the road—in
-accordance with my usual method of meeting people.
-
-So I went on, a huge load having been lifted from my brain. I
-am sufficiently out-of-date and weak-minded to be profoundly
-thankful when the Head of Affairs steps in and re-adjusts my
-always-very-much-in-a-tangle affairs, and sets them on a business-like
-basis again: and knowing his capability to deal both with mind and
-matter, I didn’t worry another moment, though I was sceptical about any
-speedy clearing up of the mess!
-
-And because my heart was lighter, I seemed to see so many things I had
-not noticed before. In every sheltered corner shoots were showing, and
-green things starting from the earth—and every shoot set one’s mind
-running on ahead to the things that were yet to be. I have heard people
-deplore the fact that human nature is so prone to anticipate events; I
-have been told that the reason animals live such a placid, contented
-life, is because they only concentrate on the present. It may be so;
-but personally, I wouldn’t be without my anticipations, even though it
-may mean a loss of placidity.
-
-The commandment is to take no _anxious_ thought for the morrow; there
-is nothing said against looking ahead for happiness.
-
-And a wander among our hills and along our lanes on a mild February
-day, means that in addition to the loveliness of early spring, you
-sense the beauty of summer—and much more besides.
-
-Every soft, grey-green shoot on the tangled honeysuckle stems sets
-you thinking of the yellow, rosy-tinged blossoms that will fill the
-long summer evenings with fragrance; every crimson thorn and bursting
-leaf on the wild rose, tells of far-flung branches that will arch the
-hedges and flush them with pale-pink flowers later on; the rosettes of
-foxglove leaves on the roadside banks remind you of the bells that will
-be ringing all along the lanes when summer sets in.
-
-And although the fresh green of all the courageous little things that
-have braved the winds and peeped forth, is exquisite enough in itself
-to satisfy that eternal craving of the human heart for something fresh
-from the Hand of God, yet the promise that each proclaims carries one
-into further realms of loveliness, and conjures up visions that can
-never be put down in black and white.
-
-One dimly understands how impossible was the task St. John set himself
-when he tried to describe the glimpse that was permitted him of the
-City not made with hands. He wrote of gold, and pearls, and crystal,
-and inexhaustible gems—yet these are but cold, lifeless things, and the
-list of them leaves us unmoved. With all the words at his command, with
-all the similes he could muster, nothing brings us so near a conception
-of that vision as his indication of the Divine understanding of poor
-human needs, and the promise of a fuller, richer life, freed from
-earthly disadvantages and with nothing to sever us from God.
-
-At a time like the present, when souls innumerable are bearing silent
-sorrows, and the whole earth is scarred with the iron hoof of the
-Prussian beast, how much more to us than all the radiance of topaz,
-jacinth, sapphire and amethyst is the assurance—“There shall be no more
-death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain
-. . . and there shall be no more curse: but the Throne of God and of the
-Lamb shall be in it; and His servants shall serve Him: and they shall
-see His Face.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-At this season of new-bursting life we, too, catch a glimpse of the
-Beyond, and underlying all our delight in the material beauty of
-spring, is there not the still deeper joy arising from the promise
-it brings of greater beauty yet unfulfilled—beauty that transcends
-all earthly imaginings? The heart, whether conscious of it or not,
-assuredly finds comfort in the reminder of the Resurrection that Nature
-whispers wheresoever we may turn.
-
-It is no mere haphazard chance that Easter falls about the time of the
-blossoming of the bare blackthorn bough.
-
- * * * * *
-
-One very satisfying feature of the landscape, about this part of the
-river side, is the sight of the cottages, yellow-washed or white, that
-seem literally to nestle in the hollows on the hillside. While crowded
-streets hold no charm for me, and modern mansions leave me unmoved,
-there is something very appealing about a little homestead standing in
-its own bit of garden, with its couple of beehives beside a towering
-sunflower, its few gnarled apple trees, its cow and hayrick maybe, if
-there is a bit of pasture land about the cottage that has been redeemed
-by the hardest of labour from the rocky hillside, its fowls clucking
-about on the fringe of the small holding, its wood pile, its cabbages
-and marrows and rhubarb and black currants, all according to the
-season, its hedge draped with washing—too white ever to have come into
-touch with that modern improvement the steam laundry. In looking at all
-this, you are looking for the most part at the total worldly wealth
-of the cottager, wealth, too, that has often been acquired by the
-genuine sweat of his (and her) brow. It may not seem much to you when
-you run your eye over it; but it speaks of home in a way that no city
-dwelling has ever yet attained to. Here is not merely shelter, or just
-a place wherein to spend the night; it is the very centre of life to
-the inmates; the major portion of their food is either growing in, or
-running about, the garden. The side of bacon on the rack in the kitchen
-came from their own pigsty; the potatoes, the onions, the swedes in the
-outhouse grew from their own planting; the big yellow vegetable marrows
-hanging up in the kitchen, and the pots of black currant and plum
-jam in the cupboard, originated in their garden. The little plot is
-endeared to them because it provides them with the necessities of life,
-and the dwellers in the cottages live very close to the fundamental
-things that really matter, even though they may lack some of the items
-that over-civilization has ticketed the refinements of life.
-
-And after a winter in town spent in a stern wrestle for coal, potatoes,
-butter and milk and bacon and many of the other necessities of life,
-it is bliss indeed to land in this haven of sufficiency, where queues
-are unknown, and where the cow and the hen do their duty in life each
-according to her station, and the garden and the forests do much of the
-rest!
-
-Even then, one has not gone to the root of the matter. Many of these
-cottages are the ancestral homes of the people who live in them, homes
-that were literally wrested from the hillside by the forefathers of
-those who are now living in them. And in such cases the roots go far
-deeper than the surface soil. An ancestral home, no matter how small,
-can mean more to the inmates than the most gorgeous pile that the
-newly-rich millionaire can raise.
-
-And to my mind, by no means the least of the many hideous sins for
-which the Germans will ultimately be called to account at the world’s
-Bar of Justice, will be the violation of the homes, the landmarks, and
-the ancient birthrights of unoffending peoples, while they themselves
-sat smug and sanctimonious under their own vines and fig trees,
-self-complacent in the knowledge that they were protected from deserved
-retribution by their devil-driven guns.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When at last we reached the little white gate, leading into the cottage
-garden, we stood for a moment, as we always do, and looked at the peak
-beyond peak, and the deep lying valleys.
-
-Sloping away from our very feet were our own orchards and coppices,
-the bright lichen on the twisted old apple trees showing almost a
-blue-green against the purple of the bare birch tree branches still
-lower down.
-
-The sun was dropping behind the larches that ridged the opposite
-hills. Birds everywhere were explaining to each other that they
-must—they really _must_—set about house-hunting the very first thing in
-the morning.
-
-Out in the lane, the mountain spring was over-full and singing a
-riotous song of jubilation as it tumbled out of the little wooden
-trough into the pool below, and tore away down into the valley.
-
-“It’s a marvellous world,” said Virginia as we gazed at the vast
-panorama that stretched before us; and then she added, “Do you know,
-I’ve come to the conclusion that I prefer a spring of water outside the
-gate to all the stop-cocks and water-mains in the world.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Next morning a letter from the Head of Affairs skipped airily over the
-episode of his meeting with the builder, concentrating on the point
-that I was to stay where I was, as he would join me in a few days. But
-Ursula supplied the missing details.
-
-“After I saw you off at Paddington,” she wrote, “I hurried back as
-fast as I could; I felt that I should at least like to see if the four
-outside walls remained of what was once your happy home. Because,
-though we didn’t let you know, the builder confided to me, as you were
-leaving, that he had discovered the whole front of the house was in a
-most shocking condition, necessitating prompt ‘shoring-up’ (whatever
-that may mean), and requiring to be underpinned immediately. But by
-the time I reached the place where your gates ought to have been—but
-weren’t—I found the Head of Affairs (he’d sent a wire as soon as he
-landed in England, but it evidently never reached you) bestowing as
-much gratuitous eloquence on the builder and the Water Company as
-would have run an election. What did he say? Why, everything that is
-in the English language, and in a hundred different keys! Sometimes he
-singled out some separate ‘official,’ and gave it him, personally, in
-considerable detail.
-
-“His analysis of the private character of the builder was nothing short
-of an epic; and as for the turncock!—what he said about turncocks was a
-revelation to an unsuspecting ratepayer like myself—No, it might be as
-well not to repeat it; but I feel sure that turncock won’t call, with
-a long double knock, for a Christmas-box next December. Indeed, his
-remarks on the mental capacity of every single person employed by the
-Water Company lead me to think that your family won’t be really popular
-with the Metropolitan Water Board for some time to come!
-
-“And then, when he had said everything that could possibly be said
-about each man standing there, and about water and pipes and stop-cocks
-and gravel and pavement and suchlike things, he announced his intention
-of going on the roof to inspect where the builder proposed to put the
-pile of new slates.
-
-“Now it’s a funny thing, but that builder was not nearly so pressing
-that he should go up and see for himself, as he was when talking to
-you. But he insisted, and once up, he started all over again, and made
-such forceful comments on the subject of slates—and more especially the
-men who put on the slates—that I was afraid they would come through the
-roof.
-
-“Well, I don’t think I ever saw a more wilted-looking blossom
-than that builder when he was finally had inside and given his
-marching orders. Even before the two had descended from the roof,
-the embroidered men were hurriedly toppling the earth back into the
-trenches. I believe they’ve had twenty-four hours allowed them to get
-things put to rights again. And I think they will hurry, for they
-don’t seem anxious for more of the master’s society than is absolutely
-necessary. At any rate, he seemed quite able to manage matters without
-any assistance from me, and so I left it in his hands, and I’m coming
-down by the next train.”
-
-
-
-
-V
-
-Just Outside the Back-Door
-
-
-There is one spot in the Flower-Patch that is loved by grown-ups as
-well as birds. It is the little grotto that is just outside the cottage
-back-door. It has made itself by making the best of circumstances. Can
-I describe it so that you will see it, I wonder?
-
-First there comes a narrow garden bed, full of old-fashioned
-flowers—Bee-balm, Jacob’s Ladder, and Solomon’s Seal; then a rough
-stone wall about two feet high keeps the earth above from tumbling
-down on to the narrow bed below. The whole of the garden being
-on a steeply sloping hillside, the earth has to be propped up at
-intervals by these lovely little ranks of natural rockery, planted by
-Nature with hart’s-tongue and a variety of other little ferns, with
-mother-of-millions and creeping ivy, with stone-crop and house-leeks.
-How _do_ the things get there? How do they plant themselves? Isn’t it
-marvellous this unending gardening of Nature!
-
-On a level with the top of the low wall is another garden bed. You
-see the ground is rising, rising up to the clouds all the time at the
-back of the cottage, just as it is falling, falling down to the river
-in the valley all the time in front of the cottage. This next terrace
-bed loses itself entirely in a miniature wild wood and drops down into
-a tiny dell, just big enough for a couple of small children to give a
-tea-party to the fairies in.
-
-Here it is that the beauty of the whole place seems to climax. The
-other side of the dell is bounded by a large grey boulder, about six
-feet high, flanked by a few smaller ones tumbling about at various
-angles. The stone was too big for the original gardener to move, so
-he wisely left it where it was. They often do that on these hills. I
-know one cottage that has a most substantial stone table in the centre
-of the kitchen. It is just a huge stone that was too big to move by
-ordinary methods when they erected the cottage, and so they simply left
-it, and built the kitchen round it.
-
-But my boulder in the grotto is not so much for use as for beauty.
-True, it supports a plum tree that springs up from behind it, just
-outside the orchard rails. But the way Nature has festooned that rock
-is worth going a long way to study. From the ground at one side springs
-a wild rose with stout stems that grow fairly straight and erect,
-considering it is a wild rose, and this sends out long curved and
-arched sprays, dotted with pink blossoms.
-
-At the other side is a yellow jasmine, evidently a stray from the
-garden.
-
-The stone itself is thickly covered with moss, small-leaved ivy (and
-isn’t small-leaved ivy lovely in its colouring very often, in the early
-months of the year, some brown and yellow, some red and green?) and
-little ferns, till scarcely a trace of the grey stone can be seen, and
-where it does push through it is splashed with milky-green lichen.
-
-Then wandering over all is a wealth of honeysuckle that catches hold
-of everything impartially, and twines itself in all directions. At the
-base of the precipitous boulder the grass is thick and green; violets,
-the big purple-blue scented sort, cluster all around the corners, and
-hold up rich-looking blossoms; primroses laugh out in the sunshine;
-snowdrops dingle their bells to a delightful melody, if only our ears
-were more delicately tuned to catch the music; daffodils blow their own
-trumpets above their clumps of blue-green leaves; the ground-ivy creeps
-and creeps and lights up the green with its lovely blue flowers that
-have never received half the praise that is their due. And in a damp
-spot there is a mass of blue forget-me-nots, with one clump that is
-pure white.
-
-Large ferns send up giant fronds to make cool shadows at one end. Tiny
-ferns busy themselves with the decoration of odd corners. A hazel bush
-reaches over and joins hands with the plum tree, to form a fitting roof
-to so lovely a dell; as I write—in February—it is a mass of fluttering
-catkins, and the plum tree is talking about shaking out a few flowers.
-But without these the place is already full of blossoms.
-
-In a month or six weeks the old trees in the orchard behind will be
-like bouquets of pink and white blossoms.
-
-You approach the grotto by a tiny path, about wide enough for a child;
-the entrance to the path is marked by a stunted old bush of lavender
-at one side, and a grey-green clump of sage at the other. They stand,
-with stems twisted and rugged like gnomes, guarding the entrance to the
-fairy’s playground; but if you rub them the right way they send up a
-lovely fragrance, and then you know you are admitted to the freedom of
-the enchanted spot.
-
-It is so sheltered in this corner, and protected from the cold winds by
-the high hill behind, that even the ferns from last year are green and
-fresh-looking, you would think there had not been any winter here. And
-the brambles that clamber over the orchard rail—assuring the world at
-large that they are a highly respectable orchard-grown fruit tree, and
-not a wild weed—are still green and crimson and a rich purple with the
-lovely tints of last autumn.
-
-The birds are fond of this grotto, and other wild things have found
-it out. Last summer, when the boulder seemed to be dripping with large
-juicy crimson honeysuckle berries, I watched a big bullfinch gorging to
-his heart’s content, his red waistcoat mingling well with the red of
-the berries. Mrs. Bullfinch was also there, in her less obtrusive grey
-and browny-black dress, and she had a couple of youngsters too. But do
-you think the father had any intention of sharing the delicacies? Not a
-bit of it! Every time his wife approached from the rear surreptitiously
-to snatch a berry, he turned round and drove her off (I really could
-have pardoned her if she had joined the suffragettes on the spot). She
-ranged her family along the orchard rail just above, and made various
-attempts to forage for them. But it was no use. So she took up her
-position beside the family on the rail and waited patiently, making
-plaintive sounds the while, till Mr. Bully had stuffed to repletion and
-flew away. I was glad there were a few hundred berries still left for
-the family. And didn’t they have a good time!
-
-Just now the blue tits are very busy about the fruit trees, and a robin
-comes out from somewhere in the grotto at unexpected moments and stands
-motionless on a stone, with a bright eye cocked up inquiringly at the
-human intruder. I fancy he has chosen it for his summer residence.
-
-A squirrel is very attached to this part of the garden. Sometimes one
-sees him, when the nuts are ripe, scurrying along the orchard rail in
-ever such a hurry, his chestnut-red tail bigger than himself. There are
-specially good nuts on that hazel-tree.
-
-This morning I went out of the back-door, to find a large rabbit
-sitting and sunning himself at his ease among the snowdrops and violets
-in the little dell—within a yard of the door.
-
-The weather has been like April to-day, brilliant sunshine and
-heavy showers. Suddenly the sky behind the cottage was lit up with a
-rainbow—a glorious span of colour that seemed to be resting on the
-hill-top. Then it dropped a bit lower at one end, and the big pine
-trees that stand higher up at the top of the orchard looked most
-majestic against it. Lower it seemed to drop, and then I distinctly
-saw the place where it touched the ground. You know they say there
-is a pot of gold buried at the end of the rainbow—where do you think
-that rainbow pointed? Why, straight at my fairy dell! So I know there
-is gold buried under that boulder, and that is why there is always
-sunshine peeping through the green; first it comes out in the yellow
-jasmine, then it flares in the daffodils, later you find it in the
-dancing buttercups and in the lovely honeysuckle, finally it waves to
-you a bright “Good-bye, Summer,” in the clump of golden-rod that is
-near the entrance.
-
-
-
-
-VI
-
-Dwellers in the Flower-Patch
-
-
-February on our hills may be anything—from September round to May.
-Sometimes it is mild and sunny and sweet with the scent of newly-turned
-earth; or it may be bitingly cold, and very bleak in the exposed parts,
-with a shivery-ness even in the valleys. You just take your chance,
-sure, at least, of fresh air, peace—and the birds.
-
-That is one of the perennial joys of the place; summer or winter
-you know there will be a host of little fluttering things all ready
-to welcome you as a friend, if you will but show the least bit of
-friendliness towards them.
-
-Not that their greeting is entirely cordial when you arrive. The
-starlings are probably the first to see you; they are arrant
-busybodies, and seem to spend most of their time retailing gossip from
-the ridge of the red-tiled roof. No wonder their nests are the lazy
-make-shifts they are!
-
-A perfect scandal to the bird world, Mrs. Missel-Thrush has told me;
-it’s a wonder the sanitary authorities don’t insist on their being
-pulled down and rebuilt! Anything, stuffed in anywhere; a handful of
-straw in the chimney; dried grass and oddments of rubbish collected
-in a corner under the tiles; you wouldn’t think any self-respecting
-egg would consent to be hatched out in such a nest!—certainly no
-young thrush would put up with so disreputable a nursery. But then,
-as we all know, the thrushes come of very good family; whereas the
-starlings!—well—not that one would say a word against one’s neighbours,
-but since everyone can see and hear it for themselves, the starlings
-are simply “impossible.”
-
-But the starlings don’t seem to be the least bit worried by the cold
-shoulder of the more exclusive residents; they gabble and bawl the
-whole day long, from the top of the roof, while the one who has managed
-to secure the apex of the weathercock is positively insulting. And the
-moment we turn into the little white gate, they begin.
-
-“See who’s down there? I say, everybody, look! There’s that wretched
-white dog again! Remember what a perfect nuisance he was last August,
-when we’d just got the youngsters out of the nest? We were afraid every
-moment lest he would start to climb the trees like their old cat used
-to. Hi! there, you on the barn-roof! Have you heard the news?” Shriek,
-shriek! chatter, chatter, chatter! So they go on for hours at a time.
-
-Then policeman-robin arrives. “What’s all this noise about?” he
-demands, from the post of the gate leading into the upper orchard. “Oh,
-good gracious! it’s that horrid white dog again! Nearly shoved his nose
-right into our nest in the woodruff bank last year! Chit! chit! chit!
-But don’t you worry, my dear” (this to the lady he has just married);
-“I’ll drive him away; you can trust to me,” and he flicks his conceited
-little tail, and flies to the top of a tree stump near by, still
-calling out his “Chit! chit! chit!” in severe reprimand.
-
-Next the blackbird, hunting for a little fresh meat among the grey,
-mossed-over stones that edge the garden beds, raises his head and
-cranes his neck above the overhanging heart’s-ease trails, and the
-foliage of the pinks, to see what the commotion is all about.
-
-“I say, Martha!” (to the demure body in brown, who has been meekly
-tracking along behind him), “there’s that terror of a dog again!
-Recollect when he was here last year? Never a chance to enjoy a snail
-in peace; before you’d given the shell more than one tap on the stone,
-down he’d rush. Here he comes now! Slip along quick to the laurels. I
-say, that was a near shave! Chut! chut! chut! Go away! What business
-have you to come here disturbing respectable old inhabitants like us?”
-
-And so the hubbub continues, while the small white dog with the brown
-ears trots in a business-like manner all over the place, making sure
-that every corner-stone, and bush, and gate-post is just where he
-left it last time. And having ascertained that the universe is still
-intact, he sets off to a particular spot in the lower orchard, sniffs
-about till he finds the identical tuft of grass he is searching for;
-whereupon he eats, and eats, at the long green blades, much in the
-same way as we fall on the young lettuces, or the black currants, or
-whatever else may be in season when we come down. Though why this
-particular tuft of grass should be the only one he selects out of the
-acres and acres at his disposal, is always a mystery to us. Yet he
-never forgets it; straight for that small patch in the middle of the
-big orchard he makes, once he has done his tour of inspection round the
-estate.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Before I have been in the house half-an-hour, I start making overtures
-to the birds, and they immediately respond. I proceed by way of the
-bird-board.
-
-This may need explanation.
-
-Outside one of the living-room windows I have established a board
-that projects about a foot beyond the wide window-ledge. At first I
-had it resting on the window-ledge, but I found that the birds were
-down out of sight, when they came up to feed, hidden by the sash and
-window-frame. Therefore I had it raised to bring it exactly on a level
-with the glass. It is fixed securely on supports, so that it won’t blow
-away, neither would a flock of jays and wood-pigeons overbalance it. A
-couple of stout bits of tree branches have been fixed upright at the
-sides; these are very popular, as they make the board look less bare,
-more tree-like and familiar to the birds. They love to alight on a
-branch, before going down to feed, and they often return to the branch
-when they have eaten their fill, saucing their relations and daring
-them to touch a morsel of the food, which each bird seems to consider
-its own exclusive property! Strips of narrow lath have been nailed to
-the outside edges of the board, projecting about an inch above the
-level of the board. This wooden rim saves the food from rolling off, or
-blowing away too easily; it also gives the birds a little perch that
-they love to stand on while they run their eyes over the menu.
-
-On this board—in times of plenty—go crumbs, seed, rolled oats, maize,
-peas, little bits of fat or suet, anything in fact that birds will
-eat; and if the weather be cold, a lump of suet will be lashed to each
-branch, for the tits to peck at, with occasional bunches of bacon rind,
-hanging like tassels.
-
-In war-time the birds just have to take what they can get.
-
-Within twenty-four hours of our arrival, the birds have re-discovered
-their food board, and over they come, from garden and adjoining
-orchards and woods, with such a whirring of wings, directly they hear
-the window being opened. In the apple tree, in the laburnum tree, in
-the damson tree they wait, and the moment I move away from the window,
-down they pounce, and such a squabbling and chatter and succession
-of arguments takes place. In a few days’ time, as they get more used
-to me, they flutter down before I have even spread out their meal,
-perching on the edge of the board and eyeing me with the most audacious
-nerve. The robin is positively impudent in his demand that I should
-hurry up!
-
-And it is not longer than a week before they come hopping right into
-the room, hunting all over the breakfast table if the window be left
-open, and I have not been down sufficiently early to meet their
-requirements. If the days are cold, and outside food scarce, they tap
-the window sharply with their beaks, to call attention to their needs,
-while plaintive, appealing little faces look anxiously at me.
-
- * * * * *
-
-And oh, they are such a pretty little crowd. One has no idea what
-clear, beautifully bright colour our British birds can show, unless
-one has seen them right away from the taint of smoke and grime. Town
-environments, be they ever so rural, are always reminiscent of the
-chimneys in the distance, or the railways that cut them up. But on
-these hills, where cottage chimneys are very few and far between, and
-what smoke there is, is usually wood smoke, some of the birds are
-exceedingly lovely.
-
-There is the great-tit, brilliantly yellow as a daffodil, with an
-admixture of black velvet and pure white; he and his wife quite take
-your breath away as they splash down, out of space, and flitter about
-among the sober thrushes and darker blackbirds. And when, in the
-summer, they bring their babies along with them, I don’t think there is
-a prettier sight in creation than the little bluey-grey balls of fluff,
-that peck daintily at the bits of suet, and then hiss vigorously and
-scold at the big wasps that come and steal it from under their very
-beaks! So tame and innocent of fear they are, that they come into the
-room whenever the window is left open; and mother and father follow
-them, quite as trustfully.
-
-Then again, we all think we know the blue-tit; but when you see him in
-the wilds he is a very different-looking morsel from the dirty-blue
-apology you meet nearer town. On the bird-board, he is almost metallic
-in the brightness of his blue-green feathers, and the lovely tint of
-yellow. He raises his crest feathers, with pleasure, when he sees the
-suet on the branch; and over the little acrobat goes, hanging head
-downwards or clinging with one tiny claw to a piece of twig; it is all
-one to him, he swings about like a bright enamel pendant.
-
-The male chaffinch is another very gay little fellow, with his warm
-red and pretty blue and yellow. He calls “Spink, spink,” in clear
-penetrating notes, as he lands on the board; and up comes his wife—one
-of the most shapely and elegant of all the small birds, with the
-dearest little face!
-
-Mr. and Mrs. Bullfinch invariably come together, unless she is detained
-at home with the family. They perch on the edge of the drinking saucer,
-side by side, like a pair of solemn paroquets; he, very beautiful in
-crimson and black velvet; she, decidedly more homely and nondescript.
-
-But I can’t go through the whole list, there is such a crowd—including
-a little flock of eight goldfinches that for two winters have always
-been about the garden together.
-
-Jays, with their handsome wing feathers and ugly, very ugly, mouths,
-swoop down continually, scaring the small birds to vanishing point,
-and gobbling up the food by the shovelful! Magpies in plenty perch on
-the garden rails, but only once has one come to the board when I have
-been there, and then he got his tail so mixed up with the decorative
-branches, that he had the fright of his life, and never repeated the
-adventure.
-
-Wood pigeons are regular in their attendance, when other food is
-scarce. Oh, certainly, I know all that is to be said on the subject of
-encouraging wood pigeons! But—have you ever studied the peacock and
-wine-colour gleam on their necks, when unsmirched by smoke or grime?
-If so, you will understand my admiration for them. And, in any case,
-ours isn’t a farming area; there is no corn here for them to squander,
-and although they sigh all summer long, in the fir trees, “Take _two_
-pears, Tommy! Take _two_ pears, Tommy!—_do!_” there are very few pears
-available that Tommy would even look at; most that grow in the orchards
-around are the harsh, bitter variety, used for making the drink known
-as “perry” (the pear equivalent of apple cider).
-
-The wood pigeons have helped me back to health and strength many a
-time, with their soft crooning in the larches, and their quiet talk
-of things above the petty strife and noisy clamour of the struggling
-market place. Therefore, I don’t say them nay, in times of plenty, if I
-have a little to spare, and they chance to need it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Of all the bird family, however, I think the coal-tits are our
-favourites—and there are _such_ a quantity of them. Coal-tits always
-abound in the neighbourhood of larch woods and birches, which accounts
-for the numbers that dart about my garden; there are birch woods lower
-down the hill below the cottage, as well as the larch woods up above;
-and both birch and larch cluster thick down one side of the house to
-shield it from the cold winds.
-
-Though the coal-tit is not brightly-coloured, like its relations, there
-is something very delightful about his soft grey garb, and his black
-head with its light grey or nearly white streak down the back. Like the
-robin, he always looks well-tailored, not a feather out of place, not
-a draggled filament anywhere. And he is so extraordinarily alert; he
-doesn’t seem to give himself time to fly, he darts and dives and flits
-all over the place, and seems to have an appetite proportionately equal
-to that of the proverbial alderman.
-
-Down he dives the minute the food appears. He stands very erect on his
-slim little legs (no squatting down on his breast bone, as the sparrows
-and even the chaffinches often do); he cocks his head from side to
-side, promptly decides on the largest lump of fat he can find; seizes
-it, and flies up into a big fir tree, where, apparently, he bolts the
-whole lump instantaneously! At any rate, before you have time to see
-where he alighted, down he dives, seizes another big piece, and off
-he goes again. He seems to eat twice his own size in suet in a few
-minutes! But I conclude he must drop some of it, though I’ve never been
-able to prove it. And the theory of a nestful of hungry beaks doesn’t
-always explain his voraciousness; for he disposes of just as much in
-the winter as in nesting time.
-
-Yet, in spite of his appetite, we love him, for he is so tiny and so
-wonderfully alert; one marvels how so much energy can be boxed up in
-such a small body.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Visitors who have never had much to do with birds at close quarters—and
-the birds may be said to be part of the family at this cottage, for
-they live with us and meal with us—are usually surprised at the
-differences and the distinctiveness of their various personalities.
-
-The robin not only adopts you at once, but he proceeds to supervise
-your every action, and instals himself as your personal attendant.
-Probably this is all the more emphasized by the fact that he will not
-allow any rival to encroach on his particular territory. Most birds
-seem to peg out a claim at the beginning of the season, and to resent,
-more or less, the intrusion of any other of its own kind. Swallows
-and sparrows and rooks, and a few others, build in colonies, but the
-majority of birds seem to prefer a little domain each to himself, wife
-and family, and you will find one pair of blackbirds driving another
-from the laurel bush they have chosen, or chasing strangers from the
-particular garden path they call their own.
-
-Though starlings feed—and chatter—in flocks, one particular pair of
-starlings make it their business to oust any other starling that they
-find on the bird board.
-
-But the robin can be a perfect terror in the way he seeks to domineer
-over the whole earth. It is a very large area that he marks off for
-his individual own, and woe betide any other robin who tries to defy
-him—unless he be the stronger of the two. One of our robins killed his
-own wife (we conclude, as she disappeared, after a series of thrashings
-he gave her daily!), and then he injured the wing of one of his own
-youngsters, because we had petted them, and given them food inside the
-living room.
-
-The father used to hide behind a stone down on the garden bed, and
-watch as his family—the mother and two babies—nervously and timidly
-approached the bird-board, looking round anxiously lest father
-should see! Then, when they started to feed, he would hiss out the
-dreadfullest of wicked words at them, and fling himself on them,
-bashing them with his beak—a positive little fury.
-
-So one day I put some food on the table inside the room, and the
-down-trodden ones hopped in. I shut the window before the irate father
-could follow them. He seemed demented with rage, when he saw them
-feeding and couldn’t get at them; he literally stamped his foot, and
-viciously tossed off all the pieces of food that were on the board,
-flinging them to the ground in a most highly-glazed specimen of temper!
-
-I let the family out by a side window, instead of the bird-board
-window, and they evaded their loving and affectionate relative for
-a little while. But he found them at last; and went for his wife,
-while the children cheeped forlornly among the pansies in the border.
-We never saw her again, poor, plucky little soul; and one of the
-youngsters dragged a broken wing along the path next day, explaining to
-me, pitifully, that he couldn’t possibly get up to the bird-board now,
-neither could he find mother anywhere.
-
-I took him in, and tried to save his life—but it was no use. With all
-our knowledge and skill and discoveries and training, what clumsy,
-inadequate creatures we are in comparison with a little mother bird!
-
- * * * * *
-
-Less harrowing was the incident of a robin who, on one occasion, came
-inside, in order to get more than his share of provender if possible,
-when he was suddenly startled by the dog running into the room. Instead
-of flying through the window that was open, he made for a closed one,
-banging his head with such force against the glass that the blow
-stunned him, and he fell senseless to the ground.
-
-I picked him up, and tried all the restoratives I could think of,
-a drop of water on his beak, a cold splash on his head, but to no
-purpose; he lay, just a tiny handful of beautiful feathers, in my hand;
-so light, so helpless, so altogether pathetic—it hurt me badly to gaze
-at the small mite that only the minute before had been talking to me,
-and cheeking me, and liking me (yes, I am sure he did), and I unable
-now to do a thing to bring back the gaiety and life and sparkle to the
-poor still body.
-
-I felt sure he was dead, yet to give him every chance, I placed him
-in a nest of soft flannel out on the window-ledge; the day was warm,
-but there was a breeze that might perhaps revive him. And as a last
-offering—one does so try to do all one can!—I put a tempting piece of
-suet near his inanimate beak. And how unnatural it seemed to see that
-suet remain untouched in his vicinity!
-
-I took my work and sat where I could see if he so much as stirred a
-claw. But for a quarter of an hour there wasn’t the slightest sign of
-movement, except when the wind gently ruffled his feathers—and how
-exquisite they were, the blue so unlike the ordinary blue, the red much
-more red than the London robins, and the bronze-brown so glinting.
-
-At last I decided it was useless to watch any longer, for his eyelids
-had never so much as flickered.
-
-I was folding up my work, when a big yellow tit flew on to the window
-ledge, hopped over inquiringly to the suet, and started to sample it.
-In an instant up jumped the corpse, and with an angry “Chit! chit!”
-hurled himself at the interloper; and the last I saw of him was chasing
-the yellow tit all across the garden.
-
-Don’t ask me to explain; I am only telling you what happened under my
-own eyes.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Yes, robin _père_ can be a villain; he also can be the extreme reverse.
-Like the majority of the rest of us, he shows to the most amiable
-advantage when there is no rival to distract public admiration. So long
-as he is the centre, as well as the beginning and the end, of the bird
-universe, he is sweetness itself.
-
-No other bird is so keenly alive to all my comings and goings. It
-doesn’t matter how fully occupied he may be with the settlement of
-every other bird’s affairs, I have but to go up the garden with fork or
-spade or broom, and before I have turned half-a-dozen clods, or pulled
-out a handful of weeds, I am conscious of a soft streak through the
-air, though I hardly see it; there he sits on a low branch of a currant
-bush close to my hand, or stands motionless on an edging stone at my
-very feet. If I take no notice of him, in all probability he starts a
-Whisper Song to call attention to himself.
-
-Have you ever heard this? It suggests nothing so much as elf-land
-music; I know no song exactly like it. You seem to hear a bird warbling
-most delightfully, but it is far, far away. You raise your eyes, and
-scan the trees around, but no singing bird can you discover; you decide
-it must be farther off—but what a haunting charm there is about it.
-
-Then it ceases. Mr. Robin is hoping that you have understood what he
-has been saying. But no, the obtuse human just goes on weeding the path
-as before; so the Whisper Song starts again. This time you think it
-resembles a very mellow musical box shut up in some distant room.
-
-Suddenly you see him, singing straight at you, so close to your hand
-that it gives you quite an uncanny feeling for the moment; and you
-wonder: Who is he—what is he—that he should be saying all this to me,
-obviously to me, and to no one else but me?
-
-Robin doesn’t encourage you in daydreams, however, he means business;
-and once he sees that he has secured your undivided attention, he
-discards the Whisper Song and comes to the point. Down on to the path
-he drops, seizes an unwary worm that your energy has brought to light;
-then tosses it over scornfully and flirts a contemptuous tail, which
-says as plainly as any tale that was ever told, “Is _that_ the best
-worm you can offer a gentleman? Pouf!”
-
-He eats it nevertheless.
-
-And so he follows me round the place; I never garden alone. If at first
-I cannot see him, I whistle a quiet call; invariably I hear the Whisper
-Song in response, and there he is—waiting, watching, missing nothing,
-with his tiny throat feathers vibrating and quivering as he strives to
-let me into bird-land secrets, and tells me lots and lots of wonderful
-things that as yet I am too dull-witted to understand.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Then there are the blackbirds—for individuality they are hard to beat;
-though I admit they are always reproving someone or something, with
-their “Chutter, chut, chut!”
-
-I never knew a bird with as many grudges and grievances as Augustus
-seems to have. He “chut-chuts” at me if I’m late with his breakfast,
-at Abigail when she ventures to gather a few raspberries, at the dog
-whenever he sees him, at the little colt for scampering down the
-meadow, at the cuckoo when his voice breaks—I’ve heard him get up
-after all the family had gone to bed, and roundly abuse a poor July
-cuckoo who had developed a bad stutter—and every night about sundown he
-admonishes the world in general, from his pulpit in a pine, despite the
-fact that Martha has put the children to bed and is trying to get them
-to sleep, and that every other masculine blackbird for acres round is
-discoursing on the same subject.
-
-But the poor thing has had his troubles. The first time we really
-distinguished Augustus and Martha (who monopolise my bedroom window
-ledge, and the pinks and pansy border) from Claude and Juliet (who
-patronise the biggest mountain ash, and consider the white and red
-currants and the snails in the snapdragon bed their particular
-perquisites) was when the former (that means Augustus and Martha, you
-know) built in the old plum tree that hangs partly over the green and
-gold grotto. Though it has plenty of snowy-white flowers on its dark
-stems in the spring, it has been too neglected to produce much fruit;
-but it makes up in flowering ivy and heavenly-scented honeysuckle for
-any other deficiencies. And it was in this tangled mass of loveliness
-that Augustus and Martha first set up housekeeping. (Augustus being
-always recognizable by reason of one grey feather.)
-
-They chose it with much circumspection—Martha with an eye to the easy
-building facilities offered by strands of tough woodbine, and sturdy
-ivy cables, combined with stout plum branches; Augustus with his main
-eye focussed on the bird-board, and the other on the accessibility of
-the bird-bath (originally a sheep-trough hollowed out of a block of
-rough stone, over which moss and small ivy are now trailing).
-
-Altogether it was a most desirable site for a young couple. They were
-in full view of the side window in the living room, and we watched them
-flying in and out, to and fro, with beaks laden with grass and straw
-and similar materials for household decorations.
-
-Later on, when two youngsters were hatched, there were the same endless
-journeyings, the same loaded beaks. But here Augustus’s perspicacity
-stood him in good stead; it was a very short flight from the plum tree
-down to the bird-board, and the pair must have nearly worn the air out,
-judging by the number of times they made the trip!
-
-The tragedy happened when the youngsters were nearly ready to leave the
-nest. And the sad part of it was that we saw it all enacted before our
-eyes, and yet were powerless to prevent it.
-
-We had just sat down to our mid-day meal; the day seemed all blue sky
-and bright flowers and gladdening sunshine—the very last day one ought
-to have met trouble.
-
-Augustus had gone off to give Claude a piece of his mind that must
-have been owing for some time, judging by the heat and length of his
-harangue; Martha was gathering up the biggest mouthful she could manage
-(and it is astonishing how they will collect several pieces of bread,
-a piece of fat and a flake of oatmeal, packing it up securely in their
-beak, in order to carry it safely).
-
-I saw a big bird swoop down on to the branch beside the nest; but big
-birds are so plentiful with us, it conveyed nothing out of the ordinary
-to me. It looked like a shrike, but I couldn’t be certain. Everything
-happened so quickly. It seized one of the little ones, killed it
-outright with one vicious toss, while the other baby called out in wild
-terror.
-
-In far less time than it takes me to write this, the whole air seemed
-teeming with screaming blackbirds, dozens of them. They went for the
-murderer, trying to attack him with their beaks; but he flew off into
-the woods, followed by a crowd of threatening and bewailing birds; one
-could hear them in the distance when they were no longer in sight.
-
-Of course we had all rushed out into the garden; but we could do
-nothing; the nest was too high up to be reached without a ladder.
-
-Then an unusual silence fell over the garden; the majority of the birds
-having joined the crowd of pursuers. It is strange how we all bury our
-hatchets in face of a common danger!
-
-It seemed almost death-like for the moment, till, from the top of a
-larch, a chaffinch bubbled forth. At least there was one happy bird
-left. Then I bethought me about baby-blackbird No. 2. The villain had
-only carried off one. We got a ladder, but no bird was in the nest!
-
-We decided it must have fallen out in the scrimmage, and searched
-carefully. After a while we found it, helpless and terrified, among the
-ferns, just where it had fallen, in the grotto.
-
-As it didn’t seem able to walk or fly, we left it there, and sat down
-to watch events. Back came poor Martha presently. She looked in the
-nest, then flew distractedly about. But I suppose the baby was too
-dazed with fright to do a thing, at any rate it never uttered a sound
-or call; and the distressed mother flew off again to the woods on her
-hopeless quest.
-
-We remained on watch the whole afternoon and evening; but neither
-parent returned. Then I began to get anxious. I put a little food near
-the frightened crouching thing, but it took no notice. Only once it
-gave a piteous cry; how I wished it would keep it up! That at least
-would surely reach the mother in time. But it didn’t repeat the call.
-
-At last we had to go in, because it was getting dark, and every
-bird but our poor little baby was safely in bed. We tried to console
-ourselves by saying that it would probably be all right, and it was
-wonderful how birds survived all sorts of dangers. But, all the same,
-we none of us believed we should ever see him again; and we shook our
-heads silently next morning, when we found an empty space under the
-ferns, where we had left him overnight.
-
-During the day, my suspicions were aroused by the fact that Augustus
-returned again and again to the bird-board and stuffed his beak full of
-provender, which he carried off in the good old way. But the moment I
-tried to follow him, he merely went into a near-by tree, and tried to
-say “Chut! chut!” with his mouth full!
-
-It took me all the afternoon, and used up all the stealth and
-cautiousness I possess, to track him. He would not fly any more than
-he could help; he kept right down on the ground, running along with
-his head slightly lowered, keeping close to the shadow of the wall,
-slipping under hedges and low growths, always looking about from side
-to side, standing stock still when he scented danger—in this way he
-got up the hill, and right across a field, to where a big Wellingtonia
-stands like a pyramid, against a stone wall, its outspreading branches
-drooping protectingly, and hiding all sorts of secrets in its dark
-green depths.
-
-Behold, there was Martha, anxiously waiting on the doorstep, so to
-speak, for Augustus to return. She was as cautious in her movements as
-he was, but she couldn’t help uttering a low “Chut! chut!” of pleasure
-when she saw his beak so crammed with good things. Both slipped in
-under the lowest branch.
-
-I bided my time. I didn’t want to add one single extra anxiety to the
-little mother heart that was already so burdened with care. But when
-at length I saw both birds slink off in search of food, I parted the
-branches and looked in. For some time I could see nothing, it was so
-dark and mysterious under the heavily plumed boughs, but the little
-one had learnt to use its voice by now; “Cheep” came vigorously from
-within; and then I saw our baby comfortably ensconced on a drift of
-pine needles against the wall.
-
-I slipped away quietly, wondering and wondering how in the world those
-little birds had managed to get that fat youngster up that hill and
-into the tree that was fully three minutes’ walk, even for me, from the
-old nest!
-
-The baby flourished apace, and before we returned to town, it was
-brought along to the pansy border, and told to stay there quite still
-for a moment, while mother got it something to eat. But it didn’t do
-anything of the sort; directly her back was turned, it hopped into
-the bird’s bath, and splashed joyously till its expostulating parents
-returned, alarmed out of their senses lest it should be drowned!
-
- * * * * *
-
-After thinking it over, I fancy that for all-round serviceability you
-cannot do better than the blackbird. He starts singing in January, as
-a rule, and keeps at it till August, always a beautiful song, but not
-always the same song.
-
-It is a clear-blue message of hope, as it rings out on a cold winter’s
-day.
-
-As the spring progresses, it becomes a cascade that overflows with
-bubbling sound and ends with a challenge: “Let any blackbird dare to
-say he can sing that cadenza as brilliantly as I can, and I’ll know the
-reason why!”
-
-Later on, when the nestlings keep up a constant demand for “more,” he
-only manages to get in an occasional stanza; and that, I am inclined to
-think, is when he has a difference of opinion with another of his kind;
-though sometimes he sings a rippling, pulsating song to the setting sun.
-
-But best of all I love him when the summer has run well on into July.
-He is getting tired then; two families—possibly with four in the nest
-at a time—are something of a handful to cater for. He has become
-draggled and weary in appearance. His yellow-ringed eyes do not seem as
-sparkling as they were. But he still tries to do his best, and towards
-sundown you may hear him singing; one of those in my garden seems to
-have a preference for an underbough on a tall pine, where he stands
-almost hidden from sight, and whistles gently and softly—though not to
-me personally, as the robin does; apparently he is talking to himself.
-
-Gone is the buoyancy of his early spring song; gone the
-self-assertiveness, the boastfulness and dominating clamour of his
-early married life. Now, his song is much subdued, gentler, and
-strangely suggestive of a quiet, almost saddened reminiscence.
-
-Is it that his family have failed to come up to his expectations? Is
-his song tinged with regret for the lost happiness of those first glad
-days of spring? Or is it the reflection of the tranquillity that comes
-to those who bravely shouldered life’s responsibility when the time
-came for leaving behind the things of youth?
-
-Who knows what that subdued but exquisite little song means, as it
-falls, like a rain of soft, gentle sounds from the branches above?
-
-I cannot tell, but it stirs something strangely responsive in my own
-heart; I sense far-back things that I cannot take hold of, or put into
-tangible shape, and for the moment I feel mysteriously akin to the
-unseen singer in the blue-green depths of the old and rugged pine.
-
-
-
-
-VII
-
-Only Small Talk
-
-
-I SEEM to have wandered a long way from Eileen, but it was really she
-who brought the birds to my mind.
-
-I got up early the morning after our arrival, in order to show her the
-way about, and because it is not one of my daily duties to be the first
-down in the morning, I noticed all the more how the opening of the
-doors and windows, to let in the day, is something much more than the
-mere undoing of locks and latches. There is nothing to compare with the
-inrush of sweet morning air that greets you on the threshold, as you
-take your first look-out on a dew-sparkling garden, probably all alive
-with the songs and chirps and twitters of the birds, and teeming with
-the scents of things seen and unseen, each pouring forth its gratitude
-in its own way for the ever-new miracle of the sun’s return.
-
-This letting in of light and clean air, sunshine, song and scent, after
-the inanimate darkness of the night, is so wonderfully symbolic that it
-seems a mistake that it has come to be regarded as one of the inferior
-domestic tasks, relegated to the minor members of the household.
-And though I am not one of those exceptionally virtuous people who
-habitually rise at six o’clock, waking every one else within earshot
-and taking vain pride in their performances, whenever I chance to be
-the first one to welcome the morning and let in the day, I feel there
-are decided compensations for the wrench of getting out of bed minus a
-cup of tea.
-
-I also realize how easy it is, in the flush of exhilaration produced by
-the early morning air, to make oneself a nuisance to all who are less
-energetic. For some unaccountable reason, when I am down extra early,
-I always want to bustle about, and do all sorts of rackety things that
-never occur to me on the days when I do not put in an appearance till
-breakfast is ready.
-
-I had opened the windows in the living-room, and had set Eileen to
-make the fire, and was seeing to things in the kitchen, when she
-followed me with an excited squawk: “Oh, ma’am, there’s somebody has
-lost their canary! It was on the window ledge just now, and it’s flown
-into a tree. Have you got a bird-cage handy? I expect I could catch
-it. There it is again”—pointing to a handsome yellow and black tit who
-was pecking eagerly at some bacon rind I had just hung up outside the
-window.
-
-I explained.
-
-“Wild, is he? _Wild?_” she exclaimed; “and don’t they charge you
-nothing for them?”
-
-She finished the room with one eye perpetually on the windows.
-
-Having a healthy appetite, that had been touched up a little extra with
-the hill-top air, she was more than willing to help me get the meal
-ready. I made the usual preliminary inquiries as to her experience in
-regard to cooking, and was surprised to hear that she had actually won
-a silver medal at a Cookery Exhibition.
-
-Surely this was unexpected good fortune, and I asked myself if I really
-deserved such a heaven-sent boon as a silver-medalled cook! I decided,
-however, that in view of all I had undergone in the past at the hands
-of those who were not so decorated, it was nothing more than my due
-that I should be so blessed in my declining years. My only regret was
-that war-time would allow so little scope for her genius!
-
-Feeling very light-hearted, and wondering how she would get on with
-Abigail when cook gave one of her periodical notices and I placed
-Eileen on the permanent staff, I said: “Then I needn’t bother about the
-breakfast! We will have poached eggs on toast. I’ll lay the cloth while
-you get them ready.”
-
-But she looked at me doubtfully. “We didn’t ever have _poached_ eggs at
-the boarding-house,” she began. “But I think I know how to do ’em. You
-just break them on the gridiron over the top of the fire, don’t you?”
-
-After all, it was I who poached the eggs, while Eileen explained that
-the medal had been awarded to the cookery class at the orphanage _en
-bloc_, for making a Swiss roll. . . . No, unfortunately, she didn’t know
-how to make Swiss roll either, as she had been down with scarlet fever
-that term. Still, it was her class that got the medal, so of course she
-had as much right to it as anyone else.
-
-I trust I bore the disappointment complacently. I’m fairly hardened to
-such sudden drops in the kitchen thermometer.
-
-The great thing about Eileen was her willingness, and her anxiety to
-learn.
-
-When I was seeking to impart knowledge, however, she seemed to think
-it was for her also to contribute some general information. Hence our
-duologues often ran on these lines:—
-
-“When you make the tea or coffee, be sure that the water is _quite_
-boiling; or else——”
-
-“Yes, ma’am. Do you know, one of the young gentlemen where I used to
-live, couldn’t help being bald, no matter if he used a whole bottle of
-hair restorer every day. It ran in his fambly.”
-
-“Really! Well, now we’ll fry some bacon. You put a little of the bacon
-fat from this jar into the pan first of all to get hot. Like this.”
-
-“Yes, ma’am. Isn’t it strange, grandmother won’t never have red roses
-in her bonnet. Can’t bear red.”
-
-She also excelled in asking questions; from morn till eve life seemed
-one long series of conundrums which I was expected to answer. I never
-realized before how many queries country life presents; hitherto it had
-seemed to me such a simple, straightforward state of existence.
-
-An old man had been secured to do an occasional odd day’s work (at
-highest London prices). He described some misfortune that, last autumn,
-had befallen “Hussy,” the cow who comes for change of air into my
-orchard at intervals—an apple she had eaten (one of mine, of course)
-being blamed for the fact that her milk turned off, “like vinegar
-’twas.”
-
-Eileen—in common with every other young human under twenty years of
-age—thrilled at the word apple, and inquired if “Hussy” had stolen it
-off a tree?
-
-“Stolen it off a tree!” scoffed the man; “and why should she bother to
-creek her neck up’ards when they was lying by the thousand as thick on
-the ground in that thur orchard as—as—well, as apples!”
-
-Eileen looked incredulous.
-
-“Yes, by the thousand they was, and not wuth picking up, no one wanted
-’em; no men to make cider; no sugar to jam ’em; child’un all got colic
-a’ready as bad as bad could be, couldn’t swaller no more; too damp to
-keep. Ay, and we that short o’ cider as we be!” And the aged one—who
-had been coining money hand over fist, with letter carrying, and the
-sale of eggs and poultry, and a couple of pigs, and the hay in his
-paddock, to say nothing of gilt-edged easy little jobs waiting for him
-all about the place at any price per hour he cared to charge, and old
-age pensions paid regularly to himself and wife—paused to shake his
-head and sigh over the misfortunes of the times.
-
-Eileen was likewise moved. To think of it—unwanted apples! And no one
-to eat them! She reverted to the phenomenon several times that day,
-with such queries as these:—If eating one apple turns the cow’s milk
-to vinegar, would eating fifty turn it to cider? If so, wouldn’t it be
-cheaper to make the cow grow cider, as the old man said cider had riz
-to 7_d._ a quart, and milk was only 6_d._ You would then make a penny a
-quart profit that you could put into the Savings Bank to help the War.
-
-After watching some vegecultural operations she inquired: “Why is it,
-when he puts potatoes in the ground and beans in the ground all the
-same way, the beans come out at the top of the plant and the potatoes
-come out at the bottom?”
-
-Another time it was: “What do they use the sting of the nettle for?”
-And when she had enlarged her garden vocabulary, she inquired: “Is a
-spider an annual or a perennial?”
-
-“I can’t find a tap out there to turn off the water,” and she indicated
-the spring outside the gate, tumbling out of a little wooden trough
-wedged in among the rocks, into a pool below. “I suppose they stop it
-at the main. What time do they turn it off? . . . _Never?_ It runs like
-that always! Then how long is it before the whole lot runs away and
-it’s all dried up? And don’t they ever come down on you for wasting the
-water?”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Yet more accomplished people than Eileen have often surprised one by
-their ignorance. An experienced and supposed-to-be-highly-qualified
-cook came to me one day with the sad news that we couldn’t have any
-stuffing with the duck for dinner that day as there wasn’t a single
-bottle of herbs in the house. I reminded her that there was an almost
-unlimited amount of everything in the garden, including a sage bush
-growing on a wall that now measures 15 feet by 6 feet. “In the garden?”
-she repeated in surprise. “But I didn’t know it was good unless it was
-bottled! You don’t mean that country people use those things raw?”
-
-I felt such an apologetic cannibal as I explained!
-
-She it was who split up the chopping board to light the fire, the
-first morning after her arrival, because she couldn’t find a bundle
-of firewood anywhere. On being referred to the stack of dry kindling
-wood in the coal shed—she had never heard of lighting fires with trees
-before; never thought, indeed, to live with a family that expected you
-to do such things!
-
- * * * * *
-
-On one occasion, when I was in one of the largest and poorest of the
-London Elementary Schools, where the children looked as pitifully
-sordid and poverty-stricken as I have ever seen them, I asked a few
-questions of one small girl in the front row of a class. Her outside
-dress consisted of an old dilapidated waistcoat worn over a dingy
-flannelette nightgown, while a ragged piece of serge fastened around
-the waist with a safety-pin did duty for a skirt. But she was only one
-among a classful of rags and tatters.
-
-“What is your name?” I asked, by way of starting conversation.
-
-“Victorine,” the forlorn-looking little thing replied.
-
-“And what is your lesson about?” I then inquired.
-
-“Therdelfykorrickul,” she informed me.
-
-Seeing the bewildered look on my face, the head mistress, who was
-showing me round, said, “Enunciate your words more carefully,
-Victorine, and speak slowly.”
-
-Victorine understood what “speak slowly” meant, and so she said very
-deliberately, “The—Delphic—Horricul.”
-
-“So you are learning about the Delphic Oracle. And what are you going
-to do when you grow up?” was my next query.
-
-“I’m going to work in the laundry like muvver!”
-
-We went into another classroom; here more ragged unwashed clothes
-greeted me on every hand. I had no need to ask the subject of the
-lesson, for the girls were facing a blackboard on which was written
-“The Characteristics of Shelley’s Poetry.”
-
-After I had seen more tatters in a third room, where a lesson was being
-given on “Infinitive Verbs,” I said to the head mistress, “If I had
-this school, do you know what I should do? I should take a class at a
-time, and give out needles and cotton, and tell them to do the best
-they could to sew up the rags in their dresses and their pinafores.
-I would not mind if they did not put on patches even to a thread in
-the regulation way, so long as they made some attempt to run together
-those rents and slits and yawning gaps. I would let the other lessons
-go till this was done. And I would not let a girl take her place in a
-class in the morning till she had mended as well as she could any rents
-she had worn to school.”
-
-The head mistress shook her head. “That would not be practical; you
-see, it isn’t in the Syllabus.”
-
-I don’t pretend to understand the inwardness of syllabuses, but I
-couldn’t help wondering if there wasn’t an opening here for a new one.
-While so much unpractical stuff is taught to the poorer classes in
-elementary schools, is it any wonder that the children know so little
-of the things appertaining to daily life?
-
-Eileen didn’t exactly suffer from rags. She was as neat and patched and
-wholesome as her clean, sensible grandmother could make her; but she
-was forlorn-looking to the last degree. One of the first things I tried
-to do was to get her to take a little pride in her personal appearance.
-And it was wonderful how she responded. With her hair released from the
-uncompromising, tight screw that had been kept in place by three big
-iron-looking hair-pins, and done higher up, and more loosely over the
-forehead, and a pretty collar and blue bow for her Sunday blouse, she
-looked a different being.
-
-“Poor little thing, she has never had a soul take any interest in how
-she looks,” Ursula remarked to me. “And even though we’re not allowed
-to cast our bread upon the waters, nowadays, they haven’t said anything
-officially about ribbons.” And so we searched our drawers for suitable
-finery that might bring a little colour into Eileen’s hitherto drab
-outlook. Virginia followed suit, remarking that she liked to scatter
-little seeds of kindness by the wayside, since you never know what may
-result.
-
-True! She didn’t!
-
-Meanwhile, Eileen gloated over the odds and ends, fixing weird and
-crazy-looking bows to her black sailor hat, draping her shoulders with
-bits of lace to see if they would make a collar, and standing in front
-of the kitchen glass trying the effect of pinks and purples under her
-chin.
-
-For a time, the questions ceased.
-
-
-
-
-VIII
-
-A Cold Snap
-
-
-FOR a couple of days the sun was radiant, and the air actually warm. We
-agreed with each other that Italy and the South of France weren’t in it.
-
-We started gardening with all the zest of backwoods-women, who know
-that the only vegetables they can hope for are those they themselves
-grow. Unlike the majority of Londoners, the War had not added much to
-our knowledge in this direction. I had not owned a house in the country
-many months before I learnt the value of first-hand home production.
-Hence, when the allotment fever set in, we were quite able to keep pace
-with the rest of the world despite our failing intellects. The only
-thing that differentiated us from the remainder of our fellow-citizens
-in the Metropolis, was the fact that we appeared to be the only ones
-who did not feel themselves competent to bestow unlimited information
-and advice, in season and out of season, to all and sundry, on every
-imaginable and unimaginable point connected with the raising of food
-crops.
-
-One of the many reasons for the charm that envelops our life at the
-hillside cottage lies in the fact that it brings us much closer to
-the fundamental principle of keeping alive than is ever possible in
-town with its over-civilization. Of course, it isn’t desirable that our
-mental and spiritual interests should centre in the question of what we
-shall eat and what we shall drink, and wherewithal shall we keep warm
-and comfortable, but I think a woman suffers a distinct loss when she
-eliminates these matters entirely from her horizon.
-
-I know, from personal experience, that there comes a period in our
-lives when we women feel that there are much higher enterprises
-beckoning us, that we (individually, not collectively) are called to
-do some work in the world that is far greater than seeing to meals,
-and keeping the household machinery moving unobtrusively and with
-regularity; but it is fortunate that there eventually returns to us (if
-we are properly balanced) a realization that some of our very best work
-can be put into the making of a home, and that far from it being narrow
-and sordid and selfish to devote a large part of ourselves to household
-administration, it is in reality one of the widest spheres that a woman
-can choose, and one that will give her the biggest scope for bringing
-happiness and strength and health to others—and, after all, isn’t that
-the avowed aim of the most advanced of modern feminists?
-
-Still, I admit that our cramped surroundings and jaded, strained
-existence in cities do not always make a round of domestic duties
-seem alluring to the woman who has to cram her belongings and her
-aspirations into a small modern flat, or who has to do her cooking
-in one of the unhealthy, sunless basements that prevail in the older
-houses in towns. A woman needs fresh air, sunshine and a garden if the
-best is to be brought out of her. Oh, yes, I know some few women have
-done great things without one or another of these items—but probably
-they would have done still more if they had had the opportunity to come
-to their full development under more favourable circumstances.
-
-I’m not surprised that women, whose existence is limited by the narrow
-environment of towns, so continually beat the air with a longing to
-do something more than seems possible in the flat or dull suburban
-villa. Civilization has taken out of their hands so many of the useful
-occupations that formerly kept women busy—and worthily busy too; and
-it is not to be wondered at that they cry out for something to do, and
-invent Causes on which to expend their zeal and energy. The preparation
-of food, the laundry work, and indeed most household duties are now
-done for us in cities on the “penny-in-the-slot” principle (only we
-have to put a shilling in the slot, as a rule, for the pennyworth of
-result that we receive); and it is small wonder that so few of us can
-work up any interest in the process.
-
-But how are matters to be altered? you ask me. I don’t know! Pray don’t
-think I’m proposing to find solutions for grave problems in these
-stories! I’m only giving you a record of facts, just simple everyday
-little happenings “of no value to anyone save the owner.” And we’ll
-leave it at that, if you don’t mind, and return to the garden.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Before the War labour was not so scarce, and there was no need for us
-to plant the vegetables ourselves, unless we desired to do so. Now,
-however, one’s own personal work was a valuable asset, and we put our
-backs into it—at least Ursula and I did; Virginia was engaged most of
-the time in describing the sort of tools she would make, if she were
-in that line of business, to obviate the grave spinal trouble she was
-certain she was developing.
-
-I don’t mean to imply that Virginia isn’t a good gardener; she can
-be an excellent one when she likes, for she knows what gardening
-really stands for in the way of hard work. Whereas some of my
-would-be assistant gardeners seem to think the chief requisites are a
-comfortable hammock and a book; or, at most, a “picture” muslin frock
-and a pretty basket and a pair of baby scissors. Such girls remind me
-of many who write and inquire if I have a vacancy for a sub-editor in
-my office, the chief qualification stated in their letters being that
-they “do so love to browse among books.”
-
-Virginia isn’t like that; she puts on a business-like garb, and
-knows—and annexes—a good tool when she sees it. But it is her bright
-ideas that are the hindrance to progress. She wasted ten minutes that
-morning explaining to me that she was sure, if I would only have
-turnips planted in the mint bed, it would be another war economy, as
-the mint flavour might permeate the turnips, and thus save double
-expense with lamb.
-
-And then another ten minutes went in enlarging on the grasping nature
-of the makers of gardening gloves in not supplying four pairs of extra
-thumbs with each pair, since any intelligent gardener could wear out
-eight thumbs with one pair in the simplest day’s gardening. She offered
-to let me use the idea free of charge in my magazine, if I would
-undertake to keep her supplied with gardening gloves for the rest of
-her natural life; but she stipulated that they must be proper leather
-ones, not the four-and-sixpenny war variety she was then wearing,
-composed of unbleached calico, with merely a chamois postage-stamp
-stuck on the front of each finger and thumb.
-
-In the intervals of conversation she aided us with our digging, yet, in
-spite of the National Call to spend as much on seed potatoes as would
-keep the family in vegetables for a couple of years, we continually
-found ourselves drifting away from the ground we were trenching, for
-the violets were already out, also some early primroses, and little
-white stars were showing on the wild strawberry trails in sheltered
-corners under walls that faced south.
-
-And the garden is full of sheltered nooks, despite its being so high
-up. As the ground slopes towards the south, every wall that props up
-the garden—and there are so many, like giant steps down the steep
-hillside—gives protection from the cold winds to the little growing
-things that nestle in every crevice and on the ground below. Everywhere
-the pennywort was sending out clear green disks from the mysterious
-depths of crannies in the wall. Crocuses were showing orange buds in
-the garden beds. One precocious pansy held up a white flower, streaked
-and splashed with purple.
-
-“Spring has really come,” we all chorused. And oh, how good it seemed
-to be done with the winter; such a winter too! Surely the longest and
-most awful winter humanity has ever known!
-
-With spring and summer immediately before us, as it seemed, we decided
-to leave the trenching just for that day, and explore the lanes and
-woods. The lichens and mosses were at the height of their beauty—a
-beauty that would fade once the sun got any power. The wall-stones
-were splashed with browns and greys, rust-colour and orange, black and
-olive, and one particular lichen that is our especial joy tints the
-stone a milky pea-green shade that is unlike any other colour I can
-recall.
-
-Last year’s bramble leaves were purple and scarlet and crimson and
-yellow. Where the small ivy creeping up the walls had been touched
-by the frost, it had turned a vivid yellow mottled with warm brown
-and crimson. And it is surprising, once you take note of it, how much
-crimson is used by Nature where you would expect to find only green;
-and not merely a dull red, it is a brilliant, vivid carmine that is
-dropped about in quiet, unsuspected places, lighting up dark patches,
-emphasizing sombre details that one might otherwise overlook.
-
-We were turning over a handful of brown leaves under an oak tree in
-the wood; there we found the streak of crimson showing inside an acorn
-that had just burst to let out a young shoot that was seeking about
-for roothold below and light up above. Not only one, but hundreds of
-similar brilliant touches were scattered about where the fertile acorns
-lay among the moss and last year’s fern.
-
-In one secluded spot, where the cold had not been severe enough to
-wither last year’s foliage on the undergrowth, long sprays of ground
-ivy, climbing over a fallen branch, had turned to deep wine colour,
-stems and all, and lay, as Eileen said, “beautiful enough for one of
-them lovely wreaths of leaves they put round best hats.” Certainly it
-looked more artificial than natural, if one didn’t happen to know that
-ground ivy often takes on this tint in its declining days.
-
-Thanks to Tennyson, we all know that rosy plumelets tuft the larch; but
-it doesn’t matter how many times you see them, they are always worth
-looking at—and marvelling at—again.
-
-And there seems no limit to the crimson splashes. Is there anything
-anywhere that can compare with the Herb Robert, its leaves far more
-radiant than its blossoms; or the leaves of the evening primrose when
-they start to fade at the bottom of the stem; or the waning foliage of
-the sorrel?
-
-To make a list of the crimson touches (as distinct from the
-reddish-brown) that one finds on stems and foliage any day in the
-country, would be a revelation to most of us.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Though the sun had been so bright when we started, it doesn’t do to
-trust too much in an English spring, and we presently noticed a very
-decided change; the temperature dropped with great rapidity, as clouds
-came up and hid the sun, and the hills that towered about us suddenly
-loomed gloomy and forbidding. The wind veered round from south-west to
-north-east; and by evening it was piercingly, bitterly cold.
-
-Taking a last look round with the lantern before we locked up for the
-night, not a sound could be heard; everything was absolutely still,
-with that unearthly silence of a land suddenly gripped by overpowering
-cold. I glanced at the thermometer hanging on the outside wall; it
-already registered three degrees below freezing; it would probably be
-ten before morning.
-
-We bolted the door and shut out the cold, hoping no one was wandering
-lost on the hills that night (not that anyone ever is, but it is
-pleasant to have kind charitable thoughts like that, on a bleak night,
-as you put yet another log on the fire).
-
- * * * * *
-
-Next morning, as it was colder and more perishing than ever, I decided
-to cope with several days’ arrears of office work, piling itself up
-in all directions. Virginia said it was just as well the weather
-necessitated our remaining indoors, as she could now get on with _her_
-work. Of course we asked: What work?
-
-She informed us that she was engaged upon an anthology, “Shakespeare
-and the Great War.” She felt that “Shakespeare and Everything Else” had
-been done pretty thoroughly—by less competent people than herself, it
-is true; but, all the same, the poet had been dealt with exhaustively
-from every point of view but that of the War. Also, the War had been
-dealt with, _in extenso_, from every point of view but Shakespeare’s.
-Hence, her present literary effort.
-
-And would I kindly give her any quotations I could think of, that had
-any bearing on this world-crisis.
-
-All my brain was equal to was—
-
- “Tell me, where is fancy bred?”
-
-which undoubtedly indicated that the War Loaf was known to pall on the
-public taste even in Shakespeare’s time.
-
-She said she had expected me to say that, it was so obvious.
-Nevertheless, I noticed she hurriedly jotted it down.
-
-We asked her to read her MS. so far as she had gone; it seemed a pity
-for us to overlap.
-
-“I’ve made a fair start,” she explained, “but the trouble is they all
-turn out so awkwardly. For instance, the first quotation I have down is—
-
- ‘She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat
- to her household’
-
-—anyone can see Daylight Saving there——”
-
-Naturally, I opened my mouth to speak, but she cut me short, testily:
-
-“Of course I know as well as you that it isn’t Shakespeare—at least I
-wasn’t reared a heathen!—but that’s just the tiresome part of it. Every
-quotation I think of isn’t Shakespeare at all. Here’s another that
-would do beautifully (and take up a nice bit of space on the page too),
-
- ‘The upper air burst into life!
- And a hundred fire-flags’ sheen,
- To and fro they were hurried about!
- And to and fro, and in and out,
- The wan stars danced between.’
-
-“Even a child could tell you they were the searchlights trying to spot
-a Zepp.—only it isn’t Shakespeare! It’s very worrying. Yet I know if
-only I could get the book done, there would be a fortune in it. W. S.
-always sells, and he’s so respectable too!”
-
-I said I was sorry my office duties had prior claim on my time, and
-I urged Ursula to do her sisterly part. But she said she couldn’t be
-bothered just then; her mind was more than fully occupied in trying to
-lay the blame for everything on the right person.
-
-So I took Virginia’s MS. and read it down.
-
- “How full of briars is this working-day world.”
-
- This proves that barbed wire entanglements were known
- in the seventeenth century.
-
- “How far that little candle throws his beams!”
-
- This indicates clearly that Shakespeare was fined for
- failing to comply with the Lighting Restrictions.
-
- That he was compelled to pay War Profits out of the
- “royalties” on his plays is evidenced by these poignant
- words in _Macbeth_:—
-
- “Nought’s had, all’s spent,”
-
- and doubtless there was a subtle reference to War
- taxation in
-
- “Age cannot wither nor custom stale her infinite
- variety.”
-
- The unfailing hold of Shakespeare on humanity is the
- fact that he touched upon all phases of life. (This
- sentence was Virginia’s own literary contribution to
- the “Anthology.”) For example (she went on), even a
- sugar shortage was known in his day. To what else could
- he have been referring when he wrote
-
- “Sweet are the uses of adversity,”
-
- and can anyone doubt that
-
- “Double, double, toil and trouble,
- Fire burn and cauldron bubble,”
-
- points to meatless days?
-
-Here we were interrupted by a knock at the door. It was Miss Primkins,
-an elderly lady who lives by herself (or at least with Rehoboam, her
-cat) in a pretty little cottage further down the hill. Miss Primkins
-has been hard hit by the War, but no matter how she has to skimp and
-save in other ways, she never relaxes her work for the wounded.
-
-And it was about her contribution to Queen Mary’s Needlework Guild that
-she came up to consult me. Not that we started there straight away—of
-course not. We talked about the shortage of sugar, and the high cost
-of boots, and the scarcity of chicken food, and the price of meat,
-and the difficulty of knowing how to feed Rehoboam adequately and yet
-in strict accordance with official regulations, and the colour of the
-bread, and “what are we coming to,” and other topical matters like
-that. Then, when I had pressed Miss Primkins several times to stay to
-our midday meal, and she had as many times assured me that she must not
-stay another minute, grateful though she was for my kind invitation, as
-she had put on the potatoes to boil before she came out, she produced
-(in an undertone) a paper parcel from her bag, and with much hesitation
-explained that she wanted advice on a private matter.
-
-I was all attention.
-
-Undoing the paper, she displayed what looked like a round bolster
-case made of pink and blue striped flannelette. As she held it up for
-inspection, it “flared” at the top (to use a dressmaker’s term) with
-merely a small round opening at the bottom.
-
-I glanced it over as intelligently as I knew how, and then inquired
-what it was.
-
-“It’s a pyjama for a soldier,” she murmured modestly, in a very low
-voice. “I’ve cut it exactly by the paper pattern, yet Miss Judson, who
-saw it yesterday, says she doesn’t believe it’s right. We’ve neither of
-us ever made one before, so I thought I would run up to you with it;
-you would be _sure_ to know.”
-
-“Er—h’m—ah—yes,” I said, as light dawned. “It’s all right so far as it
-goes; but where’s the other leg?”
-
-“The other leg?” she echoed, “there was only one in the pattern.”
-
-“Of course; but you should have cut it out in double material; the
-garment requires two legs, you know.”
-
-“Does it!” she exclaimed in genuine surprise. “Why, I thought it must
-be intended for a soldier who had had his other leg amputated!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Before Virginia put away her “Anthology,” preparatory to having lunch,
-she added another quotation to her list—
-
- “For never anything can be amiss
- When simpleness and duty tender it,”
-
-and against this she scribbled, “one-legged pyjamas”—doubtless for
-elucidation and amplification at a later date. I hope I haven’t
-forestalled her.
-
-
-
-
-IX
-
-Snowdrifts
-
-
-IT was later in the day, and the zest for Shakespeare had waned.
-Virginia had moved from beside the fire and was sitting nearer the
-window, in order to get what light there was from the sun just
-disappearing behind the opposite hills. She was very busy with some
-crochet edging she had lately started. It was the first time within the
-memory of living woman that Virginia had been seen with a crochet-hook
-in her hand—fancy-work had never been her strong point—hence the
-inordinate pride with which she patted out the short fragment on any
-available surface at frequent intervals, surveying it from different
-points of view with her head cricked at various angles, and calling
-upon all and sundry to admire.
-
-After moving nearer the window she again patted out the seven small
-scallops on her knee, as usual, and then became meditative. No one
-paid much attention to her, however. I was sitting on the settle, with
-a heaped-up table before me, absorbed in MSS., which I was reading,
-and then sorting into various piles—for printer, for reserve, for
-return—and arranging these on the seat beside me; important work, which
-accounted for my preoccupation.
-
-Ursula was busily engaged in the laudable endeavour to construct a pair
-of child’s knickers out of two pairs of stocking legs. Someone had told
-her this could be done. It had appealed to her as a serviceable way to
-use up done-with stockings (and she assured me the problem of what to
-do with these “done-withs” had been a long-standing mental burden),
-while at the same time one might be conferring a benefit upon the
-poor. The fact that the modern “poor” would have scorned anything so
-economical did not worry her.
-
-At last Virginia broke the silence. “It’s really quite remarkable! I
-don’t know that I’ve met with a more extraordinary crochet pattern than
-this,” she said thoughtfully.
-
-“Where did you get it from?” I asked rather absently, as I went on with
-my work.
-
-“From one of the magazines you are supposed to edit,” she said blandly.
-
-“What is there extraordinary about it?” I inquired, now thoroughly
-roused up to give the matter all my attention, while Ursula laid down
-the dislocated stocking leg she had been wrestling with.
-
-“Well, it’s like this. There is the pattern, you see,” pointing to a
-picture I had seen before, “and there are the directions. When you’ve
-worked them through once, that makes one scallop. Do you see?”
-
-We said we saw it quite plainly.
-
-“Then, you notice it says at the very end, ‘go back and repeat from the
-first row’? Now this is the extraordinary part of the affair; every
-time I go back and repeat from the first row it makes an entirely
-different scallop. The last time but one, you see, the scallop came
-on the opposite side of the sewing-on edge; I thought _that_ was
-interesting enough! But now I find this last scallop has _turned a
-corner_. Funny, isn’t it?”
-
-For the first time we gave Virginia’s bit of edging serious attention.
-What she had done with those directions it was impossible to say, but
-the result was certainly peculiar.
-
-“That will be a valuable piece of lace by the time it’s finished,” I
-said. “What are you going to do with it?”
-
-“I’m making it as a Christmas present for you,” she replied sweetly.
-“I think it may help to promote conversation if you display it at your
-social functions. I know you’re going to say how unselfish it is of me.
-I think, myself, I mellow as I age.”
-
-“Not at all,” I replied politely, and suggested that we should go for a
-walk, lest such concentrated thinking should be too much for her.
-
-“If you’d been a properly-minded hostess you would have proposed that
-long ago. I’ve been waiting anxiously for it, only there is Ursula
-absorbed in that outfit that no masculine infant anywhere would
-recognise——”
-
-“Oh, I’ve given up the knicker idea long ago,” interrupted Ursula.
-“I’ve turned them into chest-protectors for the old people in the
-infirmary. And now, as a war economy, I’m going to enlarge your vests
-(I neither ask for, nor expect, gratitude!). The laundry having shrunk
-them to waistbands, I shall add an upper and a lower storey.”
-
-“—and _you_ sit hour after hour reading MSS. What are they all about?
-What’s that one in your hand, for instance?”
-
-“This one,” holding up some sheets of violently-written paper that
-almost burst through the envelope, “is an anonymous letter from some
-irate lady who objects to something or someone appearing in our pages.
-I haven’t time to read it, but if you care to wade through it——”
-
-“Anonymous letters are so futile.”
-
-“Anything but,” I told her. “It is always a pleasant thing, at the end
-of the day, to feel that you have, even in a slight way, contributed
-to anyone’s happiness. And I’m sure the lady who dug her pen into
-that anonymous letter was very happy when she posted it. Glad am I,
-therefore, to be the unworthy instrument permitted to promote her joy!”
-
-Virginia merely snorted. “What’s the next MS. about?”
-
-“This is a very long poem on the War, and the writer explains that she
-has made all the lines run straight on in order to save paper, but
-doubtless I can find out where it rhymes. It begins ‘Hail, proud mother
-of nations who dwell in these sea-girt islands for centuries past and
-centuries yet to be——’”
-
-Virginia said she’d skip the rest, please, and wasn’t there a little
-light fiction anywhere in the chaos before me?
-
-“This is a story of a beautiful Russian princess who was doomed to live
-in a lonely castle, with no one but her aged and decrepit nurse, in
-the very centre of a pathless Siberian forest, hundreds of miles from
-everybody, until the spell should be broken——”
-
-“What spell?” inquired Ursula.
-
-“(I don’t know—the writer doesn’t say)—until the spell should be
-broken, when she would be free. She was the most exquisite vision that
-ever burst upon human sight. Not only were her features perfect, and
-her hair a rippling cascade of gold, but her dress was grace and beauty
-combined.”
-
-“Then it wasn’t one of _this_ season’s models!” ejaculated Ursula,
-“hence it must have been out-of-date. All the same, I’d like to know
-who was her dressmaker. Did they think to mention the name?”
-
-(“No, that is not stated.)—She used to spend her days listening to
-the wolves who congregated all around the castle howling and gnashing
-their horrid fangs, till one day an honest, sturdy forester approached,
-and with one fell swoop slew dozens of them. Whereupon the Princess
-Elizabeth—for such was her name—opened the door and cried, ‘Welcome,
-deliverer!’ and in less time than it takes me to tell you, that aged
-and decrepit nurse had prepared, all unaided, a sumptuous wedding
-banquet, while gorgeously apparelled guests arrived in battalions from
-nowhere. Then, just as they were about to be married, the honest,
-sturdy forester, no longer able to conceal his identity, confessed that
-he was indeed the Prince.”
-
-“What Prince?” inquired the interrupter again.
-
-“I don’t know, and the writer doesn’t say, and I wish you would
-remember, Ursula, that in the larger proportion of MSS. sent to editors
-it is customary for the writers to omit the essential details!”
-
-“Then I’d just as soon go for a walk as hear any more,” she said with
-decision.
-
-Whereupon we got into big coats and thick gloves and tied on our hats
-with motor scarfs, I don’t mean the filmy wisps one wears when motoring
-in the park, but those large, solid, thick, brown, woollen scarves
-that look as though they had been made from a horse-blanket—the sort
-that the West End window dresser in desperation labels “dainty!” But
-the air was bitingly cold, and we were so high up among the hills,
-that no wraps would have been too warm that day. Then we started off,
-after I had said a final word to Eileen about the necessity for keeping
-the kettle boiling, as we shouldn’t be gone long. She had assured me
-many times already that she wasn’t the least bit nervous about being
-left alone—rather liked it, in fact. She was blissfully engaged at the
-moment in trying to construct a “dainty evening camisole” (as per some
-penny weekly she had bought coming down) out of the satin ribbon and
-lace from Virginia’s last year’s hat.
-
-The small white dog with the brown ears accompanied us to the gate, but
-decided that, with the thermometer just where it was at that moment,
-home-keeping hearts were happiest; so he promptly returned to the
-hearthrug.
-
-The sun had disappeared, but there was still light on the hill-tops,
-though the valley below was fast settling down to darkness. Virginia
-suggested the lantern, but I thought we should not need it, more
-especially as a moon was due immediately. So we set off at a swinging
-pace.
-
-Already, owing to the severity of the frost, the roads rang like
-iron to our tread. Every stalk and twig was glistening with rime and
-feathered with hoar-frost. No sign of life did we see in all that
-walk. Where were the birds, and squirrels, and rabbits, and pheasants,
-and all the hundreds of timid wild things we were accustomed to meet
-on our summer rambles? We hoped they were safely tucked away in barns
-or burrows, or sleeping in warm hayricks, for nothing else above
-ground would give them any shelter. I thought of the row of twittering
-swallows that always perch themselves along the ridge of the cottage
-roof on hot summer afternoons, and felt glad they had gone off to a
-warmer climate.
-
-But for ourselves, we would not have exchanged the weather that moment
-for any other, no matter how balmy. There is something remarkably
-exhilarating in the clear cold air of such a day on the hilltops, and
-as we mounted up and up our spirits rose with us—even though the roads
-were rough and terribly hard on war-time leather.
-
-I once remarked to a local resident that I found our stony hillside
-roads a bit trying, to say nothing of the side paths.
-
-“Well now, I do be s’prised to hear ’ee a-say that,” he replied. “For
-the on’y time I were up to Lunnon—I went for a day scursion—d’you know
-my legs did that _hake_ when I got back, I were a week getting over
-it. It were all along o’ they flat stones what they do have up there;
-why, if you believe me, I was a-near toppling over every other minute.
-There weren’t ne’er a blessed thing to catch holt onter with your toes!
-I felt as though the pavemint was a-coming up to knock my head. Now on
-these here roads o’ ourn you can’t slip far, because there’s always
-summat of a rock or big stone to trip up agin.”
-
-For myself, however, I sometimes think I would prefer the said rocks
-and stones if they were boiled a bit, and then mangled.
-
- * * * * *
-
-At last we reached the crest of the hill, and paused to get our breath.
-The silence was awe-inspiring. At all other times there is a persistent
-hum of insects, or cheep of birds, or the rustling of leaves and
-swaying grasses—movement and sound somewhere, night as well as day.
-But when the earth has been swept by the magic of frost, then there is
-silence indeed. From where we stood, we might have been alone on the
-very edge of the world. No house was visible, and although we knew that
-the little village lay in the valley below us, we could see nothing of
-it.
-
-All was grey, merging into indigo in the depths of the coombes. Grey
-were the trees on the farther hills, grey unrelieved by the lights and
-shadows that gaily chase each other over the steeps in sunny weather,
-as the white clouds sail across the sky above them.
-
-Near at hand the trees took on more individuality. The straight columns
-of the larches were mysterious-looking and awe-inspiring, suggesting
-regiments of soldiers suddenly called to a halt. Pale grey beeches,
-that in damp weather show a vivid emerald green down the north side
-of their huge trunks, where moss flourishes undisturbed, were now
-stretching out strong bare arms over the carpet of many years’ leaves
-lying thickly beneath them. Silver birch stems gleamed in contrast
-to the glossy dark green of innumerable aged yews that dotted the
-woods—ancient inhabitants, indeed, standing hoary and heroic like some
-dark-visaged guardians of the forest, among a host of newcomers of a
-far younger generation.
-
- * * * * *
-
-But while we were standing there, a sound suddenly broke the stillness,
-a sound I have heard hundreds of times on those hills, yet never
-without an eerie feeling. It begins far away, a low undertone murmur;
-gradually it comes nearer and nearer, getting louder and louder, till
-it becomes almost a roar, and then—_diminuendo_—it passes on and is
-finally lost in the far distance.
-
-It is only the wind as it suddenly rushes through the river gorge; but
-as it tears at the forests on the hillsides, and lashes the branches
-together, it produces a strangely uncanny sound, more especially when
-the trees are bare and extremely vibrant.
-
-Hearing this, one can understand the origin of the old-time legends
-about headless horsemen galloping past on windy nights, and similar
-hair-raising stories. As a child, when I often visited at another house
-in this region (for four generations of us have climbed these hills and
-explored the valleys), I heard these same “headless horsemen” gallop
-along the slopes on many stormy nights; and despite my years and my
-common sense, I still feel the same creepy shiver in the back of my
-neck when they have a particularly mad stampede past my cottage door,
-for then they always pause to give the weirdest of howls through the
-keyholes!
-
-“How dark it is getting!” exclaimed Ursula. “Where is your moon? And
-just hear the wind coming up the valley!”
-
-It had not reached us as yet, but the words had scarcely left her lips
-before it came—swish—full upon us. We had to grip each other and plant
-our walking-sticks firmly on the ground to keep our feet. And then
-we knew what the sudden change meant, for next moment down came the
-snow—snow such as the town-dweller knows nothing about, for in cities
-there are buildings to break the force of the elements; but on these
-heights there is nothing to impede the fury of the storm as it gallops
-over the upper regions, crashing and smashing as it goes.
-
-The snow dashed in our eyes; it got inside our coat-collars; it clogged
-up our hair; it swirled and “druv” (as they say locally) till it made
-our heads dizzy, and our eyes smarted with trying to see through the
-whirling mass.
-
-Owing to our exposed position we felt the full force of the storm, and
-it was a difficult matter to make headway in the blinding flakes and
-stinging wind.
-
-“There is a short cut through the wood, further along the road; let us
-get home as soon as we can,” I said, leading the way, and we staggered
-on against the blizzard, till we came to the wood, and plunged from
-the road into its recesses. But I soon found it is one thing to know
-the way through a dense mass of trees in bright sunshine with a
-path clearly defined, and quite another thing to find one’s way in
-the twilight, with a gale blowing in one’s teeth and every landmark
-obliterated by the rapidly falling snow.
-
-We stumbled along for some time, over the rough stones and great
-boulders, lovely enough in summer with their coverings of ivy, moss,
-and fern, but very painful and cold for the shins when you tumble
-over them in the snow. Before long it was quite evident to me that
-we were merely wandering at large among the trees, and scrambling
-among the undergrowth of stalks and bracken, our hats catching in the
-hanging branches, our skirts being clutched at by the all-pervading
-bramble—path there was none. I had to admit I had lost my bearings,
-though as we were going steadily downhill, I knew we should arrive at
-the other side presently, as downhill was our destination. What little
-conversation we indulged in—beyond the usual exclamations every time we
-tripped over something—had to be done in shouts, so high was the wind.
-
-In this way we tumbled on for about half an hour. Just as Virginia was
-confiding to me—_fortissimo_ above the blizzard—how she wished she
-had been nicer to her family when she had the opportunity, and how
-sweet and forgiving she would have been to them all had she but known
-that I was going to take her out to an arctic grave, the snow ceased,
-the clouds broke, the moon appeared, and at the same time we cleared
-the wood and struck a familiar lane—“Agag’s Path” we had named it, on
-account of the need for walking delicately.
-
-By way of keeping up our spirits, Ursula began to chant, to some
-lilting, sprightly tune, that most lugubrious poem, “Lucy Gray.”
-
- “The storm came up before its time,
- She wandered up and down;
- And many a hill did Lucy climb,
- But never reached the town.”
-
-When she got to the verse—
-
- “They followed from the snowy bank
- Those footmarks, one by one,
- Into the middle of the plank,
- And farther there were none!”—
-
-Virginia exclaimed, “For mercy sake, if you _must_ wail, do wail
-something cheerful and lively. ‘The Boy stood on the Burning Deck,’ for
-instance, would warm one up a bit, instead of that other shivery thing.”
-
-By the time we reached our gate the storm was over, though the wind
-was still sweeping restlessly over the hills. A dog belonging to a
-neighbouring farmer jumped over the garden wall. He had evidently
-called in the hope of getting a chance to settle a long-standing score
-he had against my own innocent-looking animal, who was ever a terrible
-fighter! We paid no attention to the dog, however, but hurried up the
-path, only too thankful to see the lights of home, and glad that Eileen
-had forgotten to pull down the dark blinds. Nevertheless, I wondered
-that she did not open the door so soon as she heard the gate. I put my
-hand on the latch, but to my surprise the door was locked! I rattled
-the latch and knocked. The dog whined inside and gave impatient little
-short barks which always mean a summons to someone to open the door and
-let me in. But the door remained locked.
-
-Then Eileen’s voice within—
-
-“Are you quite by yourselves? Has the wolf gone?”
-
-“Open the door at once, and don’t talk nonsense,” I said firmly, trying
-not to sound as irritated as I felt.
-
-“Oh, but it isn’t nonsense. I’ve seen them out there! One was there
-just now. And I’m not going to risk my life by opening the door if he’s
-there still.”
-
-Evidently _our_ lives were unimportant! “If you don’t open the door
-this very instant,” I said, “I’ll get in through the window. You must
-be out of your senses, and you have always professed to be so brave!”
-
-The key grated in the lock, and the door opened half an inch, while
-Eileen’s nose peeped at the crack, to make sure we were not the
-wolf. Then she explained, “If you’d been here for hours and hours,
-as I have”—(we had actually been gone an hour and a half, though
-I could understand the sudden storm, and our delay, had made her
-nervous)—“hearing those wolves outside a-howling and howling and
-gnashing their horrid fangs, you wouldn’t wonder I was afraid to open
-the door. I saw one skulking off just before you came in.”
-
-I understood the situation immediately. “Eileen,” I said severely,
-“what have you been reading?”
-
-“I couldn’t help just seeing what it was all about when I spread the
-sheets on the dresser. You said I must have fresh papers for the
-dresser and shelves——”
-
-“Fresh paper on the dresser?” I exclaimed, and went hurriedly into the
-kitchen. Sure enough, the dresser, the pantry and scullery shelves, and
-all other available surfaces, including the deep window-sill and the
-tops of the safes, had been carefully covered with white paper; prompt
-investigation proved them to be pages from some of the various MSS. I
-had left in piles on the settle when I went out. Of course the writing
-was face downwards. I lifted things and examined what was beneath. The
-vegetable dishes on the dresser were reposing on portions of a serial
-story; canisters, saltbox and biscuit-tins shared the back of one of
-a series of Nature Study articles; the Siberian wolves were gnashing
-their horrid fangs beneath the knife-machine. I left the anonymous
-letter to an amiable if inglorious end, laid along the saucepan shelf,
-but I hurriedly collected the rest to the accompaniment of Eileen’s
-plaintive tones—
-
-“I thought you had put them there for waste paper. And the back of
-every sheet was so beautifully clean, and I had made my kitchen look
-_so_ nice with them.”
-
-All of which goes to illustrate the risk one runs in sending MSS. to
-editors, more especially to feminine editors possessed of kitchens.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Though the fall of snow did not last very long, the wind howled and
-moaned around the house all the evening, and roared in the wide
-chimneys like a 32-feet open diapason pedal pipe. Virginia suggested
-to Eileen that she should go out and put a little salt on the wolves’
-tails to see if that would quiet them.
-
-I thoroughly enjoy the moaning of the wind if I am surrounded by
-creature comforts—a big fire, a good cup of tea, or something
-interesting in that line. I never feel a desire for intellectual
-or introspective pursuits when the moan is most robust. When a raw
-nor’wester or a bullying sou’wester howls outside the door and windows,
-making the pine trees creak and groan like the wheels of an old timber
-waggon, and the evergreen firs wildly wave their branches like long
-dark plumes, I want to be able to hug myself to myself in the midst
-of warmth and good cheer, and in the company of some congenial fellow
-being. Then I give the fire a further poke and another log, remarking
-contentedly: “Just _hark_ at the wind! _What_ a night! Isn’t it cosy
-indoors!” And the brass candlesticks on the mantelpiece, and the plates
-and jugs and dishes on the dresser blink acquiescence.
-
-Under such circumstances I love the howlers on these hills. But if
-I were a studious ascetic, burning the midnight oil—and very little
-else—I’m afraid that the sound of the wailing up and down the scale in
-minor sixths, coupled with the lack of comforting food and blazing fire
-and sympathetic companionship, would make me desperately melancholy
-indeed.
-
-Now we were indoors we could defy the weather, and here at least
-firewood was plentiful—not the “five sticks a penny, take it or leave
-it,” that had been our portion in town, but as much as ever one wanted,
-and plenty more where the last came from. We soon had crackling blazes
-all over the house, and you should have seen Eileen’s almost awestruck
-countenance when she was told to make herself a fire in her own
-bedroom! “_Now_ I know what it’s like to be the Queen!” she exclaimed.
-
-I had been literally fire-starved, owing to the need for economizing
-on fuel in town; and now I was loose among my own woods again, with
-snapped branches lying in all directions among the undergrowth, I went
-in for an orgy of warmth. Large chunks of apple wood and stubby bits
-the wind had tossed down from the creaking fir-trees, made crackling
-glowing fires in the big open grates. An absurd butterfly unthawed
-itself from some crevice among the ceiling beams and came walking
-deliberately down the window curtain, evidently under the impression
-that he was in for a sultry summer.
-
- * * * * *
-
-For some time we sat and watched the splendour of it all.
-
-When you are burning logs from old, sea-going ships, you see again the
-blue and saffron of the sky, and the green and peacock tints of the
-ocean; and in like manner you can see leaping from our forest logs the
-crimson and yellow and gold that once blazed in the autumn glory of the
-tree-covered hills, and the glow of the fire gives back the warmth and
-the sunshine that the trees caught in their leaves and cherished in
-their rugged branches.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I dropped off to sleep that night with the flickering fire-glow
-whispering of comfort and rest for body and brain. Yes, despite the
-soothing balm of it all, and the certainty of safety from “the terror
-that walks by night” so that one could sleep without that sense of
-constant listening that has become second nature with those of us who
-live in town, I could not enjoy it with the old-time zest. Who could,
-with the thought ever on one’s heart: what about this lad, and that
-one? where are _they_ lying this bitter night?
-
-Physical sense becomes numbed when one lives perpetually in the shadow
-of possible tragedy.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Probably it was the after-effect of our struggle with the wind and
-weather that caused us all to sleep very soundly that night; at any
-rate, it was broad daylight before anyone stirred in the cottage next
-morning, and we missed the doings of the storm king in the interval.
-When I first opened my eyes I wondered what the white light could be
-that was reflected on the ceiling. Then I looked out of the window, and
-what a scene it was! The whole earth, so far as the eye could see, was
-one vast fairyland of snow; moreover, the face of creation appeared
-to have risen three or four feet nearer the bedroom window since
-last I had looked out, though the full import of this did not occur
-to me at the moment. I could merely look and look at the wonderful
-transformation that had been effected so rapidly and so silently while
-we slept. All trace of the garden had disappeared; shrubs and trees
-alike were bowed down with billows of snow. In the more exposed places,
-the wind had blown some of the snow from the firs and larches, but for
-the most part the trees on the hillside were as laden with snow as
-those in the garden. We might have been high up in the Alps. The sun
-was trying to shine, and bringing a gleam and glint out of every snow
-crystal, but the sky still looked leaden in the north.
-
-Eileen, bringing the morning tea, imparted the thrilling intelligence
-that the snow was several feet deep outside the doors, the outhouses
-inaccessible.
-
-“Then we must clear the snow from the path ourselves,” I said. “There
-is nothing else for it.” The handy man was laid up with influenza in
-his home several fields away. And there was small likelihood of any
-other man coming our way. But the question of a few shovels of snow did
-not seem a serious matter; we were quite lighthearted about it.
-
-When we made our first survey of the situation, however, we found that
-the snow was far higher outside the door than we had at first imagined.
-Owing to the position of the house, and the way it nestles back in a
-little hollow that has been cut out of the hillside to give it level
-standing room, special inducement had been offered to the snow to pile
-itself up in drifts and block each door in a most effectual manner.
-Still—that snow had to be cleared away somehow, and we stood in the
-doorway and discussed methods.
-
-Hitherto I had always held the idea that people who allowed themselves
-to remain “snowed up” were very dull-witted and lacking in enterprise.
-Why not start clearing from the inside, beginning with the spadeful
-nearest the doorstep, and so go on clearing, space after space, until
-they had got through to the outer world? To me it seemed quite an easy
-thing to do if you went about it systematically. But one slight detail
-had never occurred to me, viz., what should be done with the first
-spadeful of snow when you shovelled it up from beside the doorstep, to
-say nothing of the next and the next! That was one of the questions
-that bothered us now, though it was not the first difficulty we
-encountered.
-
-At the very outset, of course, we all said, “Just get a spade!” But,
-alas, the spade was locked up in one of the inaccessible outhouses!
-Next we called for a broom, but all brooms were in the same building.
-Then I said, “Well, bring some shovels.”
-
-“Here’s the kitchen shovel,” said Eileen (Ursula pounced on that at
-once), “and here’s the scoop from the coal-scuttle, and here’s one of
-the small brass shovels from upstairs.”
-
-“But where is the big iron shovel?” I asked.
-
-“That’s in the coal-shed” (likewise inaccessible!). Virginia turned a
-deaf ear on the bedroom shovel, and possessed herself of the scoop. I
-had no alternative but to start work with the small brass affair that
-was about as effective as a fish-slice would have been!
-
-We each shovelled up a mass (most of it tumbling off the shovel again
-before we got it into mid-air), and then we looked at each other and
-enquired what we were to do with it. It did not seem advisable to carry
-it inside the house; and the only alternative was to toss it a foot or
-two away from us; but then, that only meant adding to the pile already
-there, which in any case we should have to clear away before we could
-get anywhere! It _was_ a problem.
-
-In the end we managed to clear about a square foot, and make a few
-small burrows in the mound around us, by throwing the snow as far away
-as we could each time. But what was that foot! We were still yards
-away from the coal-shed and the wood-house, with only a limited supply
-indoors, and still further away from the water. We had been working for
-a solid hour, and seemed to have raised a haystack of snow a little way
-off, where we had tossed our meagre shovelfuls. And then—as though to
-mock our feeble attempts—down came the snow again, and covered up the
-space we had cleared with such effort!
-
-We looked at it in absolute despair.
-
-“Why was I born an unmarried spinster?” exclaimed Ursula. “Oh, that a
-man would hove in sight—or whatever the present tense of ‘hove’ may be.”
-
-But no man obligingly hove in response!
-
-
-
-
-X
-
-Footprints
-
-
-THE snow was meaning to have a good time of it; there was no question
-about that. Further work in the clearing line was obviously impossible.
-
-Virginia tilted up her coal-scoop in the porch, beside the pathetic
-remains of small brass shovel No. 1 (which broke in half quite early in
-the proceedings), and small brass shovel No. 2 (which also was giving
-wobbly indications of impending collapse). Ursula, possessing the only
-serviceable tool in the whole collection, had with unusual forethought
-carried in the kitchen shovel, and hidden it surreptitiously—realising
-that it was a much-coveted treasure at that moment.
-
-But she did suggest that if we just took the ladder upstairs and let
-it down out of the end bedroom window she could climb down, and that
-would bring her close to the wood shed; she could get from the roof of
-that on to a low wall, and walk along the wall to the gate, which she
-would then climb over (as it was blocked each side with snow), and in
-this way she could get out into the lane to the spring of water, and
-bring back a can of water by the same route. This she would tie to a
-cord let down from the bedroom window, which could then be hauled up.
-Then she would get into the wood shed—which would not be difficult, as
-the door opened inwards, and would not be blocked by the snow on the
-inside; getting together some logs, she would next lash them up so that
-they also could be hauled up like the water; finally, she would herself
-return, _viâ_ the roof and the ladder and the bedroom window, to the
-bosom of the family.
-
-This suggestion was received with gratitude, only everyone else wanted
-to take Ursula’s place, and make the tour instead of her. We pointed
-out to her that, as she had already meanly annexed the only workable
-shovel, she ought at least to relinquish the rôle of leading lady in
-this expedition. We might have wasted much time in arguing with her
-had not Eileen reminded us that the ladder—like everything else we
-needed—was up the garden safely snowed up under the laurel hedge. So
-that project fell through.
-
-“We may as well leave that collection of old metal in the porch,” said
-Virginia, “since there is no fear of callers arriving and putting us
-to the blush this afternoon.” Then there was nothing left to do but
-to stamp off the snow, and shed rubbers, and ulsters, and scarfs, and
-woollen gloves, and possess our souls in patience indoors, till such
-time as the snow should give over.
-
-“And to think how I’ve always prided myself on going away from home
-prepared for _every_ emergency!” sighed Virginia. “My dressing-case
-is simply crammed with such valuable data as a bandage for a possible
-sprained ankle, court plaster, a pocket-knife with a corkscrew on it, a
-specially strong smelling-bottle for fainty ones, a nightlight, a box
-of matches, ammoniated quinine, wedges for rattling windows, a box of
-tin-tacks—no, not a hammer, I always use the heel of my shoe—a two-foot
-rule—what should I want that for? I’m sure I don’t know, but then you
-never can tell! But with all my precautions, it never occurred to me to
-pack a spade and broom in with my luggage. This snowstorm has shown me
-the weak points in my outfit.”
-
-“It has shown _me_ the weak points in my joints,” groaned Ursula. “And,
-moreover, I never knew before how many parts of us there were that
-could ache. I’m just painful from head to foot. I never realised what
-a noble, self-sacrificing calling snow-shovelling is. And when I think
-of the men who come round in town, offering to sweep the snow from the
-path—and a good long path too—for a few pence, it seems a positive
-scandal that they should get so little. I’m sure there is quite ten
-shillings’ worth of me used up already!”
-
-We certainly did ache. And only those who have been suddenly called
-upon to attack a bank of snow, with inexperience and feeble tools,
-can know the extent of our stiffness. We were content to let it snow,
-without the slightest desire to crick our backs any further. And after
-all there is something exceedingly restful and soothing to over-worked
-brain and over-strained nerves, in merely sitting in a low chair by a
-roaring fire, taking only such exercise as is required to put on an
-extra log, secure in the knowledge that neither telegram, nor visitor,
-nor any communication whatsoever from the outside world can possibly
-break in upon the quiet and peace. You need to spend your life in the
-heart of the great metropolis, amid the never-ceasing turmoil of London
-streets, with your days one long maddening distraction of callers,
-telephone bells, endless queries and perpetual noise, to appreciate the
-joy of the solitude in that snowed-up cottage among the hills.
-
- * * * * *
-
-For long months and months the guns in Flanders had sent a muffled boom
-over my London garden every hour of the day, and had shaken my windows
-violently every hour of the night; and there is no need to set down in
-writing the ache and the anxiety that each dull thud brought to the
-heart. Every one who has husband or brother or son out yonder knows
-what question comes wafted over each time the guns send out their
-deadly roll.
-
-But our craving for quiet was not a desire to get out of earshot of the
-guns. It dated farther back than the War; it was the inevitable outcome
-of the over-wrought hurry of the twentieth century, when one’s nerves
-get so frazzled in the vain attempt to do everything, and do it all at
-once, that at last life is simply one intense longing for that “nest in
-the wilderness” out of reach of the clamour of the market-place and the
-vain, foolish, soul-wearing struggle for material things.
-
-In that enchanted period of life, known as “before the War,” we used
-often to discuss the desirability of moving to an uninhabited island
-and spending the rest of our days there in unalloyed peace. It had
-been an absorbing dream with me, ever since I first read Sarah Orne
-Jewett’s book, _The Country of the Pointed Firs_. I dare say it was
-selfish to think of being _quite_ out of reach of the noise and dirt
-and bustle and din of cities, and where there would be no next-door
-piano, and no gramophone in the house the other side, and no soots
-floating in the windows—but it was a very pleasant one, and I used to
-add to it occasionally by imagining what it would be like to wake up
-one morning and find that some unknown but generous friend had left me
-an uninhabited island as a legacy; one not far from the mainland, and
-somewhere around the British Isles, of course.
-
-When such a thing happens, it will find me quite prepared, for we have
-built the house there, and furnished it, and mapped out our life there
-many and many a time; all I am waiting for is—the island! That seems
-hard to come by! I’ve had one or two offered me (not as gifts, but to
-purchase), like Lundy, for instance, but they cost too much and are not
-uninhabited. So we have still to content ourselves with plans only.
-
-We were recalled to The Island (we always refer to it in capital
-letters) as we sat round the fire, by Virginia inquiring what books I
-should take with me when I moved there. She said she concluded that,
-being a booky sort of a person, a library would be an essential.
-
-But I set my face firmly against taking unnecessary literature. My
-house gets choked with books, ninety per cent. of which I never open
-a second time. I am for ever turning them out, and yet they go on
-accumulating. Virginia has a perfect mania for hoarding impossible
-books, that she could never find time to read through again if she
-lived to be the age of Methuselah; yet she keeps them all, on the
-chance that some day she may require to refer to a solitary sentence
-in one of them. Her cupboards are full, and her shelves are packed
-behind and before, and she has had sets of drawers made just to hold
-“papers”; which means hundredweights of abstruse pamphlets, and learned
-magazines, and cuttings—well, I dare say you know the sort of girl she
-is, and what it’s like when their flat gets spring-cleaned, and she
-insists that no one must lay a finger on _her_ books!
-
-Ursula isn’t much better; but at least she is more practical, and
-believes in spring cleaning; hence, in _her_ case, she does have a
-turn-out occasionally, and just throws away indiscriminately whole
-shelf-loads of books in a fit of desperation, when she has managed to
-get every article in the flat jumbled up in a heap in the room it has
-no business in, and no one can find anything. I believe at such time
-she surreptitiously disposes of some of Virginia’s tomes, too; but this
-I only suspect. At any rate, Virginia is always bewailing a number of
-“_most_ important books” that never can be found after one of Ursula’s
-domestic upheavals.
-
-Knowing all this, I said that only a definite number of books would be
-allowed on The Island. Both girls said it would be impossible to fix
-any limit that would meet the case. I said I was quite sure humanity,
-more especially the intellectual feminine portion of it, could do with
-far less books than they thought they could.
-
-Vehement protests!
-
-Then I suggested, to prove my words, that we should each start to
-make out a list of the books we couldn’t possibly do without on The
-Island—_only_ those we couldn’t possibly do without—and see what it
-amounted to. “Jot down any book or author that occurs to us as being
-essential, irrespective of any sort of classification,” I said. “And we
-had better compare notes every ten books, as we go along.”
-
-Forthwith, we each scribbled down our first ten _absolutely
-indispensable_ books (they were to be exclusive of religious and
-devotional works). When we compared notes in a few minutes’ time, these
-were our lists:—
-
-
-VIRGINIA.
-
- Encyclopædia.
- A Dictionary.
- Jane Austen’s Novels.
- “The Shepherd of Salisbury Plain.”
- A Time Table.
- Franklin’s “Voyages.”
- “Punch” (regularly).
- A good Atlas.
- “The Spectator” (regularly).
- “A Child’s Garden of Verse.” R. L. Stevenson.
-
-
-URSULA.
-
- A good Guide to London.
- A large selection of Needlework and Crochet Books.
- My old Scrapbook.
- Mudie’s Catalogue.
- An Almanac giving the changes of the moon.
- “The Old Red Sandstone.” Hugh Miller.
- The Stores Price List.
- Mrs. Hemans’ Poems.
- The Scottish Student’s Song Book.
- Kipling’s “Kim.”
-
-
-SELF.
-
- All Ruskin’s Works.
- “The Wide, Wide World.”
- “The Country of the Pointed Firs.” S. O. Jewett.
- All my Gardening Books and Florists’ Seed Catalogues.
- All my Wild Flower Books.
- “A Little Book of Western Verse.” Eugene Field.
- Poems by Ann and Jane Taylor.
- All my Cookery Books.
- All the Board of Agriculture’s Leaflets.
- A Book on Deer Culture.
-
-Of course, we each gazed in profound surprise and contempt on the
-others’ lists, and asked why this and that had been put down. Why did
-Ursula want a guide to London, when the object of going to The Island
-was to get away from London?
-
-She said she thought you ought to keep in touch with things even if you
-were away; and if it came to that, why did I want a Deer book, since I
-couldn’t look at venison?
-
-I said I felt it in me that I should start keeping deer as soon as I
-landed, and there was more sense in doing that than in reading a Time
-Table, for instance!
-
-Virginia protested a Time Table was absolutely essential, else how
-would you ever be able to get away when you wanted to? And you never
-knew _when_ you might be summoned to anyone’s funeral in a hurry, and
-was she supposed to be cut off from _all_ human enjoyment? Whereas no
-one could possibly want a Student’s Song Book, when they couldn’t sing
-two notes in tune; and, also, why Mrs. Hemans, might she venture to ask?
-
-“Yes, who would dream of carting around a Mrs. Hemans in these days?” I
-scoffed.
-
-“The frontispiece engraving of Mrs. Hemans always reminded me of
-mother’s Aunt Matilda,” said Ursula impressively. “I only saw her
-twice, but on the first occasion she gave me a doll, and on the second
-a blue and white bead necklace; I’ve got three of the beads left, in my
-workbox. And I’ve always loved beads, and I loved her in consequence,
-and I wouldn’t dream of being parted from Mrs. Hemans. And, in any
-case, why bring a Dictionary?”
-
-“Because I may require to look up a more expressive word occasionally,
-or enlarge my flow of vocabulary,” Virginia explained. “And I conclude
-I’m not expected to be absolutely dumb when we get there!”
-
-Of course, I don’t mean to imply that these are necessarily the books
-we should have named had we sat down thoughtfully to compile a list
-most representative of our tastes and needs; but whatever list I had
-made, I’m sure I should have included the volumes I named; and it goes
-to show that the books that make an individual appeal to us are not
-necessarily those that our friends expect us to name.
-
-The library catalogue was never completed, for, before we had time
-further to criticize each other’s preferences, we were pulled up short
-by a sound.
-
-We all stopped our chatter on an instant, for surely and certainly
-there could be no mistaking it, there was the ring of an iron spade
-chinking on stone! When last we had looked out, just after breakfast,
-not a stone had been visible for a spade to chink against in the whole
-vicinity. We flew to the door, and there, touching his hat with a
-smiling “Good morning, ma’am,” stood the elderly handy man who ought
-to have been in bed with his bad cold; and behold, a clear path to the
-lane. He had worked from the gate inwards, and we had been so busy
-with our discussions indoors, we had not heard him till he reached the
-porch.
-
-“I was only able to get down downstairs yesterday,” the invalid
-explained. “But in any case it wasn’t no good coming over till that
-spell o’ snow was down, even if I’d been fit to come out.” Then, after
-a detailed description of symptoms and sufferings and so forth—“Yes, I
-think there’s a good bit more to come down yet. Nothing won’t be able
-to be got up from the village yet awhile; they tell me the drifts is
-eight feet deep in places. Maybe in a few days I’ll be able to get
-down. I’ll be wanting some sharps soon myself for the fowls, so I’ll
-have to try and get down by the end of the week. And the butcher’s
-killing himself this week, I could bring you up a j’int. I’ve knocked
-up a good bit of kindling wood in the wood shed, so you’ll be all right
-now.”
-
-Yes, we were all right now, from one point of view; but I devoutly
-hoped he would not wait till the end of the week before he went for
-those “sharps,” for I had discovered that we had _only one loaf in the
-house_! And as they only bake twice a week in our village, and everyone
-knows how long war bread won’t keep, I need only add that already we
-had to cut off all the outside before bringing it to table, and by
-to-morrow it would be quite gorgonzola-ish right through!
-
-As soon as he had gone, Ursula burst forth, “Don’t talk to me any more
-of the rights of women”—no one had been, but we let it pass—“don’t
-tell me they are the equals of men, and that all they want is a good
-education and scope for their energies. Look at us, haven’t _we_ all
-had good educations?” (Ursula and her sister are thoroughly acquainted
-with the literature of several European countries; they read Plato in
-the original; and can give you reliable information on such points
-as the similarity between the tribes on the borders of Tibet and the
-Patagonians—if any exists. They can certainly be called well educated.)
-“And wasn’t there scope enough for our energies out there? And then
-consider what we accomplished! While a man like that comes along—says
-he never went to school in his life, just risen from a sick bed, too,
-so none too strong—yet in an hour or so he’s done what _we_ should not
-have got through in a month. And look at the neat job he’s made of it,
-with the snow banked up trimly on each side; why, we were about as
-effective and as artistic as three fowls scratching on the surface of
-things. And then look at the stack of wood he got ready in no time. I’m
-sure I blushed to see him gazing at that collection of decrepit shovels
-standing in the porch——”
-
-“And well you might blush,” edged in Virginia, “remembering how you
-selfishly stuck to the only decent shovel there was, with never so
-much as an offer to either of us to have a turn.”
-
-“—Yes, we ought to have votes, we’re so—capable!” Ursula went on, but I
-begged her not to worry her head about votes just now, as the question
-of food was of greater national importance.
-
-At the word “food” of course everyone was all attention, and we made
-ourselves into a Privy Council, and they appointed me Food Controller,
-because it would give them the right to do all the grumbling. But the
-matter was not quite as much of a joke as they thought. For so long
-they had been accustomed to a pantry stocked with bottles and tins and
-stores of all descriptions (and Virginia once remarked that to read
-the labels alone—if you had lost the tin-opener—was quite as good as a
-seven-course meal at a fashionable restaurant), that they forgot things
-were not like that now! In the dairy, too (which we use as a larder),
-it was the usual pre-war thing to see large open jam tarts in deep
-dishes, with a fancy trellis work over the top of the jam, and large
-pies with lovely water-lilies, made from the scraps of paste, on top,
-and spicy brown cakes, with a delicious odour, standing on the stone
-slabs—Abigail being a capital hand at pastry and cakes. The dairy is
-built on the north side, close under the hill, and the great stone wall
-that keeps the hill from tumbling down on top of the dairy is packed
-with hart’s-tongue and the British maiden-hair fern, and rosettes of
-the pretty little scaly spleenwort, and lacy tufts of wall rue, and
-practically every other kind of fern that loves damp shade and the
-English climate. And ivy runs over the lot right up to the top, where
-wild roses and honeysuckle and blackberry ramp about in the sunshine,
-and often peep down to see how it fares with their comrades in the cool
-ravine below. The long fronds of the fern wave in at the dairy window,
-and the ivy sends out little fingers, catching hold wherever it can,
-and creeping in, very much at home, through the wire-netting that does
-duty for a window. My guests always like to go into the dairy to see
-the wonderful array of ferns; but I sometimes suspect it is also to
-gaze on the appetizing-looking things that appeal irresistibly to all
-who have spent an hour or two in our hungry air!
-
-But war had made a considerable difference alike to pantry and
-store-cupboard and larder, and we had to trust to the promise of Miss
-Jarvis, the lady at the village shop—and one of the most valuable
-members of the community—that we should not actually starve! As the
-stocks had been used, they had not been replenished. Cinnamon buns,
-lemon-curd cheese cakes, fruit cakes with a nice crack in the top, were
-no longer piled up in the larder. No home-cured ham, sewn up in white
-muslin, hung from the big hook in the kitchen ceiling. No large, dried,
-golden-coloured vegetable marrows hung up beside it for winter use.
-
-We had plenty of potatoes, fortunately (and never had we valued
-potatoes as we did this year!), and we had the usual “remains” that
-are in the larder, when the butcher has not called for a few days and
-a family lives from hand to mouth, as one has had to do recently, lest
-one should be suspected of hoarding!
-
-There was a tin of lunch biscuits, some cheese, and cereals; but the
-rest of the store cupboard seemed exasperatingly useless when it
-came to sustaining life in a snow-bound household. What good was a
-tin of linseed, for instance, or a bottle of cayenne, or a bottle of
-evaporated horse-radish (with the sirloin presumably still gambolling
-about somewhere in the valley)? Why had I ever laid in a bottle of
-tarragon vinegar, a bottle of salad dressing, a box of rennet tablets,
-a tin of curry powder, desiccated cocoanut, a bottle of chutney? Even
-the tin of baking powder and the nutmegs and capers seemed extravagant
-and superfluous. Oh, for a simple glass of tongue—but we had opened our
-only one the day we arrived!
-
-One thing was certain: while the snow remained at its present depth,
-to say nothing of an increase, no provisions could be got up from the
-village. The steep roads were like glass the last time we were out;
-now they would be impassable for horses or vehicles, even though a
-man might manage to get over them somehow. Milk we could obtain from
-a neighbouring farm, perhaps a few eggs, possibly a fowl as a very
-special favour, now that our path was cleared; but that was the utmost
-we could hope to raise locally. The point to be considered was: How
-long could we hold out?
-
-“Well, there is only one other thing I can think of,” said Virginia;
-“you must fly signals of distress, and hoist a flag up at the top of
-the chimney—they always do in books. . . . How are you to get the flag
-up the chimney? I’m sure _I_ don’t know if you don’t! What’s the good
-of being an editor if you don’t know a simple little thing like that?”
-
-But the problem was solved for me by a tap at the door, and then one
-realised the superiority of the servants of the Crown over all ordinary
-individuals. It was the postman. He said “Good morning” with the modest
-air of one who knows he has accomplished a great deed, but leaves it
-for others to extol.
-
-“I’ve brought up the letters,” he said; “but I couldn’t get up the
-parcels to-day. There are a good many.” I knew what that meant. My post
-is necessarily a very heavy one, more especially when I am away from
-town, and great packages of things are sent down daily. “Is there
-anything I can take back with me?” he inquired.
-
-I hastily scribbled some telegrams on urgent matters, glad of this
-chance to get them sent off; and I knew the Head of Affairs would be
-glad to hear we were all well. As I handed them to the man, he rather
-hesitatingly produced a bulky newspaper parcel that had been hidden
-under his big mackintosh cape, with an apologetic look, as it were, to
-the Crown, that the garment should have been put to so unofficial an
-use. Then in an undertone, lest the Postmaster-General in London might
-overhear, he said—
-
-“Miss Jarvis was afraid you might be running short of things.” The
-thoughtful Lady of the Village Shop had sent up a loaf, a piece of
-bacon and a pound of sugar. How I blessed her!
-
-Next day he managed to get up some of the small postal packages. The
-first one I opened was from one of the Assistant Editors in town.
-
-“I see in the papers that you’ve had a heavy fall of snow,” she wrote,
-“and as there was not a solitary line from you this morning, I’m
-wondering if you are isolated? At any rate, I’m sending you a home-made
-cake and a box of smoked sausages by this post (instead of MSS.) in
-case you may be cut off from supplies.”
-
-“If that isn’t bed-rock common sense,” said Ursula. “Most intelligent
-girls would have improved the occasion by sending you newspaper
-cuttings with statistics of the latest submarine sinkings, to keep your
-spirits up.”
-
-Another slight fall of snow was all the late afternoon brought us, not
-enough to spoil the newly cleared path, but sufficient to reveal the
-fact next morning that someone with large masculine boots had been
-promenading round the cottage, for there were the footprints, a clear
-track that even a detective could not have failed to see, leading
-from the gate to the outhouses, from the outhouses to the scullery
-door, from the scullery door to the best door (it’s absurd to call it
-the front door, because each side is as much the front as the other
-excepting the part that backs into the hill!), from the best door to
-the door with the porch, and so on, out of the gate again.
-
-As none of us knew anything about them, we concluded the handy man must
-have returned, bent on some new errand of mercy. But he disowned them;
-had not been near the place since the previous forenoon, and the snow
-had not fallen till five o’clock. It looked exceedingly queer, not to
-say uncanny, and we recalled the fact that the dog had barked violently
-after we were in bed. So far as I knew, there was no resident on those
-hills who would think of wandering round the house after dark; and no
-tramp or odd wayfarer would ever scale those heights unless he had some
-very urgent reason for so doing, and had a definite destination. It is
-too stiff a climb to take on a casual chance of picking up anything;
-moreover, unless a man knew his way, he would soon lose himself. Though
-the footprints really perplexed me, I did not say very much about them;
-but Eileen did.
-
-When Mr. Jones from a neighbouring farm arrived with milk, I heard the
-full description being given him at the kitchen door. He expressed
-due interest, and described a mysterious case he had just read about,
-in the weekly paper, of a servant who had disappeared from a house in
-London where she had been in service for years, and no trace of her
-had been found since. Eileen and he agreed as to the many points of
-similarity between the two cases.
-
-When the lad from the butcher’s came to know what portion I wished to
-bespeak of the sheep they would be killing, come Friday, I heard Eileen
-once more going through the story of the footprints, combined with
-details of the missing domestic. He, in turn, told her how a burglar
-had been one morning in a house next door to his grandmother’s in
-Bristol, and how, when they chased him, he jumped right over the garden
-wall, into the very dish of potatoes his aunt was peeling for his
-dinner. (The pronouns were confusing, but I don’t think it was for the
-burglar’s dinner the potatoes were intended.)
-
-The farmer’s daughter who came to inquire if I would like a fowl, after
-hearing the story, offered to lend Eileen a novelette she had just been
-reading, where there were footprints exactly like these; and in the
-last chapter it turns out that the footprints were those of—I forget
-who or what, but it was very enthralling, and Eileen gratefully jumped
-at the offer of the loan.
-
-The old man who came to say that they couldn’t deliver any coals till
-the weather broke, remarked that he didn’t like the look of it at all,
-and said he should be quite nervous if he were she, and asked her if
-she had heard about the old woman who had been found dead in her bed
-in Yorkshire, died of cold, and fifty golden sovereigns tied up in the
-middle of her pillow? Eileen had not heard of it. The old man said it
-was as well to keep your eyes open, as there were funny people in the
-world, and this seemed to him just such another affair.
-
-And much more to the same effect.
-
- * * * * *
-
-That night I was suddenly awakened by a sound, though at first I
-could not tell what it was. I lay wide awake, holding my breath: then
-it came again, a gentle rasp, rasp, as though someone were scraping
-something with a metal tool. At the same moment I heard Virginia and
-Ursula stirring in the next room. I stole in to them; they too were
-listening. And then we realised that the burglar had really come! From
-the direction of the sound we knew he was scraping away the putty,
-or something of the sort, from a pane of glass that was let into the
-scullery door. If he managed to get through that, he could undo the
-bolt, and would be free of the place.
-
-What were we to do, we asked each other in whispers? Of course,
-previously, I had always known what I should do if a burglar ever came
-to my house. I should go downstairs, throw open the door and confront
-him unafraid, asking him in a firm but most melodious voice what had
-brought him to such a low moral depth, and urging him to better things.
-He would be so undone by the sight of me and the sound of the music of
-my voice, that he would crumple up at my feet and confess all his past
-burglaries. Whereupon, I should motion him to come in and take a seat,
-while I hastily prepared a cup of Bovril, and cut him a large plate of
-cold roast beef; and on his observing that I had passed him the mustard
-pot without first removing the silver spoon, he would be so overcome
-by my confidence in him that he would voluntarily vow to turn over a
-new leaf. He would leave with half-a-crown in his pocket. And years
-afterwards a prosperous man would knock at my door, bearing in his
-hand half-a-crown, etc.
-
-But this particular case did not seem to fit in with my previous
-programme for the reception of burglars. In the first place there was
-no Bovril in the house; and secondly, there was no beef, only a tiny
-piece of cold mutton in the larder—and you can’t do anything heroic
-with only cold mutton.
-
-Meanwhile the man was scraping away downstairs, and we did not know but
-what he would be in upon us any moment.
-
-“Shall we let the dog loose?” said Virginia.
-
-“The dog!” I repeated. “Why, where _is_ the dog? Why isn’t he barking?”
-Until that moment we had forgotten him entirely. There was no sound
-of him below; and he is a ferocious little thing if strangers come
-anywhere near the place.
-
-“Oh, then they’ve poisoned him!” gasped Ursula, almost in tears.
-“They’ve got some poisoned meat in to him somehow, under the door
-perhaps, and he’ll be lying there a corpse, and we never thinking
-of him.” We all three crept as silently as we could downstairs, to
-find “the corpse” remarkably cheerful, with his nose at the crack of
-an outer door, every hair of his body on end with tension, his ears
-cocked up, and every muscle of him on the alert—but not a ghost of a
-bark did he give, only a perfunctory waggle of his tail, just as an
-acknowledgment of our presence, and an apology that he was too much
-engaged at the moment to give us more attention. There was not much
-poison about that dog! As the scraping got louder, and my teeth were
-chattering violently (but only with the cold, as I explained to the
-other two), I fled upstairs again, and they followed.
-
-“What _do_ you usually do when burglars come?” whispered Virginia.
-
-“I don’t know. I’ve never had one before,” I moaned.
-
-“Didn’t you once tell me you had a bell, or something of the sort?”
-said Ursula.
-
-“Why, yes; I had forgotten that.” I keep a huge bell under the bed at
-the head, and I always intended to ring it violently out of the window
-if a burglar ever came. (Scrape, scrape, scrape, continued down below.)
-“I don’t suppose anyone on these hills would wake up to listen; but, at
-any rate, it might worry the burglar and send him off.”
-
-“Let’s ring it now,” said Virginia eagerly, “and then, when he is well
-_outside_ the gate, of course, we’ll let the dog run out after him.”
-
-“Yes,” I agreed. “But first I want to go into Eileen’s room, and peep
-out of her window and see _who_ is below. Her window is just over the
-scullery door, and is always open at night. If it is anyone from the
-district—though I don’t believe it is—I should recognise him.”
-
-So we tip-toed into Eileen’s room, where she lay sound asleep.
-
-“When I give the signal, you ring,” I said.
-
-Cautiously, slowly, silently, I got my head a little further and
-further out of the window, shaking with ague from head to foot. And
-there I saw the burglar—he was Farmer Jones’s dog (alias the wolf, you
-remember), and he had got hold of a sardine tin that had been emptied
-that day. He was having a lovely time, licking that tin out, and as
-he licked, so it scraped and scraped on the stones. No wonder my own
-dog did not bark; he knew it was his ancient enemy without, and the
-instinct of the dog of war was to wait stealthily till the foe should
-get within his reach.
-
-“Don’t ring the bell!” I whispered hoarsely, and we crept out of the
-room.
-
-“I think it’s just as well Eileen did not wake,” I said, as we made
-ourselves a midnight cup of tea before turning in again, “for I’ve no
-desire to hear _this_ episode being related all day long at the kitchen
-door!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Have you ever sat by the fire indoors, when the ground has been covered
-with snow, and the sky grey and heavy, till you have been “absolutely
-_perished_ with the cold,” and then someone has come and dragged you
-out (or, if you have wonderfully uncommon sense, you have dragged
-yourself out), and plunged right into it—a shrivelled-up martyr! After
-ten minutes spent in trying to sweep the snow from the path, what have
-you felt like?
-
-I plunged right out into it—simply because the two girls were bragging
-such a deal about their own heroic fortitude in forsaking the fireside
-at the call of life’s stern duties, or something like that. But first
-of all I put on a knitted hug-me-tight; then my leather motoring
-undercoat; then my big cloth coat; and finally, my mackintosh. I tied
-on a woollen sports cap with a winter motor scarf; I turned up my coat
-collar, and put on a fur necklet; and, of course, I didn’t forget
-gaiters and warm gloves.
-
-Then I stood on the doorstep and looked out—if you believe me, the cold
-went right through me, and fairly rattled my bones inside.
-
-Still, I wasn’t going to be outdone in misery by the other two, and
-noticing that the bushes were actually breaking down under the load of
-snow, I seized a broom and sallied forth. After all, if one has to die
-a martyr’s death, one may as well occupy the final moments in doing
-useful kindnesses for one’s family.
-
-It is some sort of solace to picture how they will eventually say, “To
-think of her doing all that, when——”; or, “To the last she never gave
-in; why only the very day——!”; or, “Ah! how often have I seen the poor
-dear——!” etc.
-
-So I made for the pink rhododendron, that was suffering badly; being
-evergreen, its large rosettes of leaves, surrounding each flower-bud
-of the future, had caught and held great masses of snow; the lower
-branches were literally buried beneath the heavy drifts.
-
-But as I found I couldn’t get at it without clearing a way through
-a three-foot bank of snow, I set to work with a spade. It sounds
-simple enough, I know; but unless you’ve been getting your living at
-snow-clearing, you would never believe what a lot there is to it, when
-you start to make a nice serviceable path through a drift from two to
-three feet deep, and six feet long.
-
-I reached the pink rhododendron at last. Getting my broom against a
-main stem, I shook it gently. What a lovely shower came down! I don’t
-know that I needed it all over me, personally; nor was it necessary to
-choke up half the cutting I had just made. Still, down it came, white
-billows and a rain of silver powder. I never knew what snow was really
-like, till I shook it all over me, and the sun suddenly came out and
-turned the cascade to a gleaming white radiance.
-
-Having got well smothered to start with, I decided I might just as
-well go on; and that I could dispense with the motor undercoat, which I
-left hanging on the bush. Lower down the garden I could hear the clink
-and scrape of shovel and spade against the stones, as the other two
-cleared the snow from the various little flights of rough stone steps
-that take you up or down, from one level of the garden to another.
-But I didn’t feel like clearing steps just then; it was too niggly. I
-wanted something bigger than that, and I somehow had a desire to work
-alone, so I struck a path that went up the garden, and began to work my
-way towards the top gate, clearing as I went.
-
-As I bent over the smooth glistening surface, I was amazed to see the
-number of messages written there for those who know the language of the
-wilds well enough to read them! What a scurrying to and fro of little
-feet had been going on since the snowfall, all on the one quest—food
-and water! Birds innumerable had left their signatures; some I knew,
-some I could not identify, save that they were birds. Rabbits I could
-trace; stoats, too, might have made some of the writing in the snow;
-and there were bigger tracks—perhaps a fox.
-
-Everywhere there were tidings of other wayfarers, other workers, other
-seekers—the many other dwellers who have their homes somewhere between
-the larch-woods and the weir. The moment before the place had seemed a
-frost-locked, deserted, uninhabitable waste of snow; now I saw it was
-teeming with life, brave, persistent, not-to-be-daunted life, that in
-spite of cold and hardship and privation and a universal stoppage of
-supplies, still set out, with unquenchable faith, on the quest for the
-food which they have learnt to know is invariably forthcoming, “in due
-season.”
-
-The surprising thing to me is the fact that such small bodies can ever
-survive such a welter of snow. Aren’t they afraid they will sink down
-and be swallowed up in it? Have they no fear lest they lose their way,
-with the old landmarks obliterated? Doesn’t it strike terror to the
-heart when they find their doorway blocked, and themselves snowed up in
-burrow or hole? Yet, judging by outside evidence, it would seem that
-none of these things daunt them; an obstacle is merely something to be
-surmounted.
-
-To my mind the most pathetic thing about it all is the fact that their
-chief fear seems to be fear of human beings, a dread of the very ones
-who could, and ought to, befriend them.
-
-In my clearing I moved a small wooden box that had been used for
-seedlings, and since had lain unnoticed beside a hedge. Underneath a
-tiny field mouse had taken refuge. It seemed almost paralysed with
-terror when I suddenly lifted the box, and escape was blocked on
-every side by banks of snow. The poor little thing just sat up on its
-hind legs and looked at me most pitifully. I can’t say that I exactly
-cultivate mice, in an ordinary way, but—here was a fellow-creature in
-distress, such a little one too; I couldn’t have refused its appeal. I
-quickly put the box over it again, and clearing a space by the hole it
-had used as a door, I put down some bird-seed—I always carry something
-in my coat pocket for the birds—and I went away. Ten minutes later,
-every bit was gone.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Working my way round to another thicket of rhododendrons, that is
-a bank of purple and creamy white in June, once more I sent the
-silver-dust flying with my trusty broom. As one great mass came
-hurtling down, it so deluged me that for the moment I had to hold my
-breath, shut my eyes, and clutch on to a branch to keep myself from
-being buried under it. And then I heard a tragic whimper.
-
-Turning round, I saw the small white dog, shaking himself out of the
-mass—and such a dingy-dirty object his _passé_ white coat looked
-against the snow! I had left him indoors, a melancholy little figure,
-very sorry for himself, by reason of a swelled face. He will persist in
-lying with his nose to the bottom crack of the back door, irrespective
-of wind or weather, ever hopeful that a hare or a fox may come
-trailing by; and then—oh joy! what a turmoil there is within (he quite
-fancies he is “baying”), and what a scurrying of fur and feet without!
-
-Having got him in, and rubbed him down, and wrapped him up in his
-favourite bit of old blanket, and given him a bone (which he couldn’t
-eat, poor little chap, but he had it in his basket with him, against
-such times as his mouth was in working order again), I returned to the
-garden—you couldn’t have kept me out of it now! I found I didn’t need
-the hug-me-tight, however, and I left it on the orchard gate.
-
-What a work it was, tumbling over stone edgings one forgot were there,
-tripping over tree trunks and logs—the whole place seemed strewn with
-obstacles one never noticed until the snow covered them over.
-
-I picked myself up continually, and worked on with my broom. Virginia
-came up once to point out to me my appalling lack of scientific method;
-but as I have never had any illusions on this point, it didn’t worry
-me. Ursula volunteered the information that I looked like Don Quixote
-tilting at a windmill, each time I attacked a bush or tree. I knew she
-was merely jealous of my ability. I’m not one to let a little thing
-like that deter me from my course of well-doing. I merely took off
-my fur necklet and thick motor scarf, and left them on a stile, so
-sunburnt was I getting beneath them.
-
-And how grateful even the dry cracking twigs of the rose bushes seemed
-to be for the lifting of the load that bowed down one and all. The
-hollies had been trying bravely to hold up their heads, but it was
-hard work; every leaf had held out a little curved hand to catch a
-few snowflakes as they fell, and the total result was a mound that
-threatened to break the trees to pieces. They, too, shook themselves
-cheerfully, when I relieved them of their burden.
-
-I could not do much to help the lesser plants; they were mostly buried
-beneath the snow, and I hoped they were the warmer in consequence. The
-poor wallflowers, that had been so sprightly with opening yellow buds
-when we arrived, now showed only shrivelled branches above the snow.
-
-As I broomed my way towards the vegetable garden, I noticed that the
-birds were gathering near—they had kept away before, while the dog was
-about. But now the starlings began to shriek from the roof of the big
-barn. “Look at her! Look at her! What’s the use of wasting time on rose
-trees! No grub’s there! Look at her! Shaking snow down! Just as though
-there wasn’t enough on the ground before!”
-
-“Oh, do be quiet!” shouted back a rook. “Just look at our nest! It
-would have been such an up-to-date affair, too; wife built it on the
-new war-economy lines—clever bird my wife is—only three sticks, you
-know; saves waste; and _now_ look at it! Wife can’t even find the
-sticks!”
-
-“Serves her right,” cawed a neighbour (a lady, I feel sure). “She
-shouldn’t have started so early—always trying to get ahead of everyone
-else with her spring cleaning!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The sun had got the better of the clouds, and had changed the whole
-earth from grey to gold, from dead white to a gleaming brilliance,
-yellow in the sunlight, blue—undiluted blue—in the shade. I had seen
-blue snow in pictures, and had hitherto regarded it as an artistic
-exaggeration. But now I saw the blue with my own eyes on the north
-side of the walls and barns, and where long shadows were cast by the
-Wellingtonia, the hollies, and the evergreen firs. The mist still
-hovered over the valleys, and shut us off from the lower lands, but it
-was no longer cold and sombre; indeed, it was no longer mist at all; it
-seemed just light enmeshed, a liquid golden atmosphere.
-
-The snow gleamed and scintillated with its diamond-dusted surface; the
-trunks of the Scots firs surprised one with the sudden warmth of red
-they showed when struck by the sunbeams, and the lovely colour still
-left in their blue-green foliage.
-
-Far and wide the birds answered the call of the sun. Big pinions flew
-across the sky, casting shadows on the snow-scape as they passed;
-small birds darted in and out of holes in tree trunks, or crannies
-under the eaves; there was a cheeping and a chattering all over the
-garden and the orchard; while up and down the larches flitted the
-tits—the blue-tits swinging upside down, almost turning somersaults,
-as the notion chanced to take them; the coal-tits, any number of them,
-skipping about from branch to branch, never still a moment, always
-talking in their brisk little twitter; while over all there rang
-incessantly the “Pinker, pinker, peter, peter,” of the great-tit.
-
-Near at hand, robin, my little garden companion, was having a good deal
-to say. At first I think he was reiterating what he had often said
-before: that he considered the dog a nuisance that ought to be banished
-from any properly conducted garden, since his habit of chasing every
-moving object within sight was disturbing, to say the least of it, to a
-conscientious worm-hunter.
-
-Having finished on this subject, he began to talk about other things;
-but try as I would, I could not understand what he said; yet I knew
-he was trying to tell me _something_. He kept taking short flights
-over to the wall, and then back to some branch near at hand. “Twitter,
-twitter,” he kept on saying; yet he never even noticed the path I was
-clearing, back he would fly to the wall.
-
-At last, as he impatiently fluffed out his feathers, perched on a
-white currant bush, till he looked like a ball, saying a lot more the
-while, I made my way through the snow to the wall. He darted after me,
-and stood on top of a mound of leaves that had been swept together
-last autumn, and left to stand till the spring digging should start.
-Being on the south side of the wall, and sheltered a little by the
-wide-spreading branches of a big Spanish chestnut, it had escaped a
-good deal of the snow, though it was frozen hard on the surface.
-
-Here robin stood, and when he saw I was looking at him, he pecked
-several times with his beak at the solid mass. Then he flicked his tail
-and gazed at me. “Surely you understand what I want?” he said with
-his beady eyes. “No? Oh! how stupid human beings are! Well, watch me
-again!” Dab, dab, dab, went the small beak once more, without making
-the slightest impression on the ice-bound lumps.
-
-Then I grew intelligent.
-
-“Out of the way,” I said to him, and he flew to a low branch of the
-tree and watched me critically, while I drove the spade well into the
-mass.
-
-“That’s right,” he chirped out excitedly, as I turned it over and got
-down to the softer portion, spreading the leaves about. “Why on earth
-couldn’t you have done that sooner!” as he swooped down to my very feet
-and seized something wriggly—gulp! I looked away.
-
-What ninety-ninth sense is it, I wonder, that tells birds when food is
-about? One moment robin and I had the chestnut tree and its environment
-to ourselves. Next moment, directly I turned away, down came thrushes,
-and blackbirds, and starlings; and though robin put his foot down
-firmly, said it was all his, every worm of it, and dared anyone else
-to touch so much as a caterpillar-egg, or he’d know the reason why, he
-was outdone by numbers, and finally lost what he might have had because
-he considered it his duty to chastise Mr. Over-the-wall-robin, who had
-presumed to say that the leaf-heap belonged to him!
-
- * * * * *
-
-At last I got to the top gate, which is about one hundred feet higher
-than the lower part of the garden. What a wonderful world I gazed
-upon, so weird, so immensely mysterious it looked under the great snow
-covering. The valleys where the sun did not penetrate were entirely
-blotted out by soft mist. One seemed to be alone, high up in space,
-girdled about by white and grey, gold and mauve and steely-blue; I
-wanted to push on and on, to walk miles and miles, to fly if I could.
-The fact was, the exhilaration of the keen pure atmosphere was already
-beginning to tell on me, and was fast mounting to my head.
-
-One thing I caught sight of on the opposite hills gave me pause for
-thought: it was a larch-wood in which every tree was blown so far
-over to one side, that there would be but little chance of their ever
-recovering or getting into the upright. I remembered that the handy
-man had told us trees were lying in all directions out in the main
-road. I decided to climb still higher up the hill and see what my own
-woods looked like. First, however, I took off the big coat, and left it
-hanging on the under bough of a larch inside the gate.
-
-Out of the top gate I went, and along the lane that now showed a
-moderately hard path along the centre, where one and another had
-trampled it down. A few yards brought me to a field that in June is one
-dazzling, waving mass of moon daisies, mauve pyramidal orchises, rich
-purple orchises, quaking grass, and a hundred other flowers besides.
-Not a first class hay-crop, I admit; still, a fair-sized rick stands in
-one corner. And although it may not possess strong feeding qualities
-for cattle, this field has wonderful feeding qualities for mind and
-soul; I’ve lived on it many and many a day through dreary London fogs
-and amid dirty City pavements and sordid-looking bricks and mortar. And
-when town has seemed unendurable, with its noise and its hustle and
-its brain-and-body-wearying chase after the unnecessary, I’ve thought
-of the brook that slips out from among a great mass of Hard Fern in the
-birch and hazel coppice up above, and wanders across the orchis field,
-with ragged robins fluttering their tattered pink petals beside the
-sterner browns and greens of flowering reeds, and broad masses of marsh
-mint—that is a mass of bluey-mauve in August—spreading in big clumps
-and bosses wherever it can find a bit of damp earth.
-
-I’ve shut my eyes in the noisy City train, and in a moment I’ve
-gathered a big bunch of the quaking grass, brown, with a tinge of
-purple, and the yellow stamens dangling from each little tuft. And the
-comfort that the brook and the orchises and the reeds and the under
-carpet of tiny flowers have brought me, has been worth more to me,
-personally, than the money that twenty haystacks might have realised.
-
-But to-day the field was just one white sheet, like all the rest of the
-landscape. Along the south side of the wall the snow was not so heavy,
-and using the broom as an alpenstock, I plodded up the field—giving a
-wide berth to the place where the brook was down below—till at last
-I reached the woods, first a coppice of birch and hazel and oak, and
-adjoining it a larch-wood.
-
-Once under the trees, the going was “all according”! It depended on
-whether the snow was still on the branches, or had come down in small
-avalanches to the ground beneath. But I determined to struggle on. I
-was warmer than I had been since the previous summer, and more pleased
-with life than I had been since before the War started. The larch-wood
-offered the easier travelling, since there are not the down-drooping,
-low-lying branches of sundries that are always catching at one’s hat
-and hair in the mixed woods. With the larches you know just what to
-expect and where to find it. The needles make a fairly soft carpet,
-brambles are rare, and all you have to do is to gauge the level of the
-lowest of the bare brown branches, and pitch your head accordingly.
-
-I looked at the wood before I ventured in. Everything seemed as usual.
-The outside trees that border the field are mixed firs, pines, and
-Wellingtonia. These do not shed their leaves as the larches do, and
-they stood up strong and erect, save where the heaviest laden boughs
-were bending under their weight of snow.
-
-For the first few yards the trees were normal, standing in orderly
-ranks, much like the aisles of an old ruined cathedral, wherein the
-snow has freedom of entry. Every twig, every cone, had its glistening
-decoration. When a gust of wind shook tree or branches, down came the
-snow, in powder for the most part, for the under branches broke the
-masses as they fell, and sent them flying in all directions.
-
-Suddenly I emerged from the sombre half light of the wood, into
-brilliant sunshine, with clear space above. Yet—I wasn’t through the
-wood; what did it mean? And what were these great white masses that
-blocked all further progress? I had never seen this spot before, though
-I know every tree in that wood; to me they are like individual children.
-
-Then I saw that what lay before me was a piled-up mass of trees, torn
-bodily up by the roots and lying in all directions one on top of each
-other. For a moment something almost akin to fear seized me, the
-awesomeness that comes over one when in the presence of a force that
-is utterly beyond one’s puny power to compass or restrain. Here was a
-footprint, indeed, of the storm that had done this stupendous thing.
-
-The fringe of the wood all round was intact; the blizzard seemingly
-having swirled down, a veritable whirlwind, into the very centre of
-the plantation, tearing the trees out of the ground, and flinging them
-about in uncontrolled fury.
-
-It was an impressive sight—even with the kindly snow covering up the
-wounds and the gashes, and doing its best to obliterate the harsh look
-of devastation that lay over the scene.
-
-Retracing my steps, I ran into another explorer who was likewise
-trying to dodge a snow-bath round a tree trunk.
-
-It was Virginia.
-
-“I’m sorry to interrupt your meditations,” she said politely, “and I
-won’t detain you a moment. I’ve merely come to ask if you would mind
-lending me your rubbers—not your best ones you have on, but the second
-best with the seven holes in the soles and one heel gone—in order that
-I may go to the neighbours and borrow a slice of bread. ‘We ain’t
-like them as asks,’” she went on, quoting a favourite expression of a
-well-known whiner in the village, whose practice is to take without
-asking, “‘but it do seem hard when you see yer own flesh and blood
-a-crying for vittels.’ Not that I would presume to interfere with your
-household arrangements and upset your meals, but what with Ursula in
-a dead faint making her will, and Eileen packing up to return to her
-grandmother in order to get something to eat——”
-
-“What’s the time?” I cut her short.
-
-“It was two when last I saw the clock, but I’ve wandered miles since
-then in search of you, hence the fact that my own rubbers are worn out.”
-
-Then I remembered that I had never mentioned the matter of meals to
-Eileen that morning; though, in any case, there wasn’t much that could
-be cooked till that sheep was killed, come Friday: we had naught but
-the remains of a shoulder of mutton.
-
-“How did you find where I was?” I enquired, as we ploughed our way back.
-
-“Footprints, oh, blessed word!” she said. “In any case, you shed your
-garments wherever you went, and thoughtfully left your coat hanging in
-the larch avenue; Eileen saw it in the distance and came shrieking to
-us that the burglar had evidently hung himself from a tree by the top
-gate!”
-
-As there proved to be nothing at all on the mutton bone, we decided
-to reckon it a meatless day, and we sat down to a lunch of bread and
-cheese and coffee—each reading a cookery book the while. The Food
-Authorities surely couldn’t object to _that_!—and you’ve no idea what a
-fillip it gives to a war-meal, if you’ve never tried it.
-
-Collecting cookery books, ancient and modern, being one of my hobbies,
-there was a fine assortment to choose from. I selected “Ten Minutes
-with my Chafing Dish,” and what that author did in the time you would
-never credit! My bread and cheese became, in turn, braised terrapin,
-crayfish omelette, creamed oysters with Spanish onions, escalloped
-chicken with mushrooms, and fricaseed trout with paprika sauce.
-
-I had it all at the one meal, no questions asked about the number of
-courses and the ounces of flour, and it only cost me about sixpence
-including the coffee.
-
-Ursula, who had annexed a 1724 volume, ate her frugalities to the
-accompaniment of Double Rum Shrub; but, as I told her, I was thankful I
-had been better brought up.
-
-Virginia chose “The Scientific Adjustment of Food Values”; and,
-before she had got through the first chapter, started to blame me
-for giving them cheese _and_ butter, when I might know that both
-contained a sweeping majority of proteids. Whereas, what she found
-she really needed was cheese and water-melon (though cantaloupe might
-take its place), and why wasn’t there water-melon (or cantaloupe) on
-the table? She had known all her life long that she needed it—always
-had an undefinable longing steal o’er her about twelve o’clock midday
-and again at four-thirty—but her want had never been made articulate
-before, simply because she wasn’t sure of the name of the missing link.
-Now, however, if I expected to retain my hold on their affections, she
-must really ask me to see that water-melon——
-
-But I was too deep in the enjoyment of a dish of anchovy and caviare
-canapes at the moment to interfere. I left her at it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-In the afternoon, as we were short of milk, I suggested that we should
-go ourselves to the Jones’s farm in search of more. There was a beaten
-track along the lanes now, so we took the tin milk-can and started off
-uphill, thereby just missing the Head of Affairs, who came swinging
-up the road from the village. Having seen the finally departing back
-of the very last workman, he had caught the next train and arrived
-unannounced.
-
-The wind was keen when he got up out of the valley, so he turned up his
-coat collar and rammed his cap well on his head. Finding the cottage
-door locked, he knocked briskly and started to inquire for me, when
-Eileen (whom he had never seen before, remember) opened the door in
-response to his knock. But, to his amazement, before he got a couple
-of words out, the door was banged to, in his face, and he was informed
-through the large keyhole—
-
-“The lady is not—I mean—she _is_ at home, but she is engaged; she
-is—er—she is entertaining friends and can’t see anyone.”
-
-Exceedingly bewildered, the caller waited a minute, trying in vain to
-catch sounds of hilarity within, and then rapped again; and, as the
-keyhole seemed the correct channel of communication, he said through
-the aperture—
-
-“Kindly tell your mistress that her husband is here.”
-
-There was a pause, then the voice within said—
-
-“The lady is sorry she can’t see _anyone_ to-day, as she is ill in bed.”
-
-The mystery thickened. Going round to the back door, which was also
-locked, the caller rapped more vigorously still. This time an agitated
-voice wailed from the inside—
-
-“Are you still there? Oh, _please_ go away!”
-
-But, though he was exceedingly astonished at this curious reception, he
-had no intention of going, and he said so. Eileen’s next question was
-unexpected.
-
-“What is your Christian name?” she began. He told her. “What is the
-colour of your hair?”
-
-He proceeded to describe himself, and added—
-
-“If you have any doubt about me, let the dog out, he’ll soon tell you
-if I’m a genuine case or an impostor.”
-
-The dog was whining inside, and trying frantically to get out. The girl
-debated, and then said—
-
-“All right; but you won’t mind waiting a minute?”
-
-“Oh, not at all!” he replied, with sweet sarcasm. “I don’t mind in the
-least how long I stand here in the cold. I quite enjoy it.”
-
-Then suddenly the door was flung open, and Eileen, holding a photo of
-the Head of Affairs in her hand, which she had fetched down from my
-bedroom, started to compare it carefully with the original.
-
-“Yes,” she sighed; “you are something like it.”
-
-But the visitor had walked in unceremoniously, with the joyful dog
-leaping around.
-
-“Now,” he said severely, as he took off his coat. “Where is your
-mistress?”
-
-Eileen looked mournful. “If you please, sir, I’m _very_ sorry, but I
-told you a _wicked_ story just now. The mistress isn’t entertaining
-friends”—that was self-evident, as the cottage living-rooms were empty,
-and it was hardly the kind of day one would choose to entertain friends
-in the garden—“and she isn’t ill in bed neither. She isn’t here at all.
-But I didn’t like to say so at first. I was afraid, not knowing who you
-were, and coming after the shock. Have you heard the awful news?”
-
-“No!” exclaimed the harassed, hungry man, jumping to his feet again in
-alarm. “What’s happened?”
-
-“Haven’t you heard?” and Eileen lowered her voice to an hysterical
-whisper. “_We’ve discovered footprints!_”
-
-By this time the Head of Affairs was quite convinced in his mind that
-either the girl was not in the full possession of her senses, or else
-she had been to see a Robinson Crusoe pantomime, and it had turned her
-brain, so he merely said—
-
-“Well, perhaps you’ll now try if you can discover some coffee, and that
-as quickly as possible.” And he dismissed her when he had ascertained
-where we had gone, as he was rather weary of the whole performance.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Meanwhile my guests and I were making a few neighbourly calls in
-passing. In a scattered community that is often cut off by the weather
-from intercourse with its fellow-kind, a little gossip is always
-welcome. Not idle gossip, I would have you understand; but talk on
-things of serious import. For instance, I was naturally very glad to
-learn from one of my neighbours that old Mrs. Blossom had not been
-secretly harbouring a German spy after all, as it turned out that the
-masculine under-vests that had been hung out each week lately with the
-wash really belonged to her late husband; and after cherishing them for
-five years, she had decided it was more patriotic to wear them herself
-at a time like this, than to buy herself new ones when wool was so
-badly needed for the troops.
-
-It was a real satisfaction to get this mystery cleared up at last, as
-her clothes-line each Monday morning (when the weather was fine) had
-worried us greatly. When I say “us” I don’t mean myself necessarily,
-because I fear I hadn’t kept track of her washing as I ought to have
-done if I called myself a friend and neighbour. Most remiss of me,
-of course. Still, there it was; and I had no need now to creep along
-beside the hedge and take an inventory of her garments; neither need I
-fear for the safety of our hill.
-
-Fortunately, with us time is of no importance, the clock really doesn’t
-signify, even if it goes, which isn’t guaranteed; we divide the day
-into three meals, which are regulated by the three trains that puff up
-the valley, week-days only. Sunday is more of a problem, if you have
-children to be got off to Sunday-school; but as Mrs. Jasper has the
-one reliable clock up in our corner of the hills, her children set the
-pace; and when Maudie Jasper’s starched China silk Sunday frock is
-seen to be coming along the lane, accompanied by other little Jaspers
-in Lord Fauntleroy blue velvet suits and a bunch of everlasting pea,
-blush roses and southernwood for teacher, then the two or three other
-cottages in the vicinity hurry up and add their quota to the little
-procession that walks decorously (so long as it is in sight of maternal
-eyes) down the hillside trail to the Sunday-school in the valley.
-
-Of course awkward mistakes sometimes happen, as they do in the best
-of well-regulated families. It was so on the occasion of the first
-introduction of Daylight Saving. Naturally the weekly newspaper and the
-vicar and the schoolmaster, and everybody, had explained to everybody
-else that on a certain Saturday night the clock must be put forward
-one hour, etc. We are anything but behind the times on our hills,
-and no clocks in the whole of the British Isles were set forward an
-hour more eagerly than ours were; only, obviously, if you haven’t a
-clock that goes, you can’t set it forward; therefore our little corner
-looked feverishly in the direction of the Jasper clock, and frequently
-reminded the Jaspers of their national duty.
-
-To make quite sure that the important rite wasn’t overlooked, Mrs.
-Jasper put the hands of the clock on an hour when first she got up
-on the Saturday morning, instead of last thing at night, as the
-authorities had decreed. An hour more or less made no difference to the
-family, seeing that it was Saturday and no school to be thought of.
-Meals came as a matter of course, and quite irrespective of clocks.
-Mrs. Jasper knew that if she didn’t see to the thing no one else would.
-So she got it off her mind nice and early.
-
-Later in the day Mr. Jasper thought of the new official regulations
-_re_ Daylight Saving; and knowing the uselessness of ever hoping to get
-a brain that was merely feminine to grasp any great truth as set forth
-in newspapers, he himself put the clock on an hour; as master of the
-house he regarded it as his peculiar office to see that the law was
-duly enforced. He didn’t mention the matter to his wife; what would be
-the good? And it wasn’t her concern anyhow; but as he shut the door of
-the clock, he wondered where indeed the household would be if it were
-not for him and his thoughtful habits!
-
-Then there was Maudie Jasper. Being a bright child of twelve, brought
-up on modern educational lines, naturally she had no very high opinion
-of her parents’ intellects. Since it was she who illumined the home
-with the torch of learning, she felt it devolved on her to see that
-the clock kept abreast of current events. Besides, she was a shining
-example in the matter of Sunday-school tickets; she didn’t intend to be
-late next morning. So she, too, put on the hands an hour.
-
-It was just as Mrs. Jasper was going upstairs to bed at night, tired
-out with the Saturday night bathing of the children, that the clock
-stared her in the face, and the question arose: Had she, or had she
-not, put on that clock an hour as she had meant to? Her memory isn’t
-good at the best of times, and she was especially done up with a day
-that somehow had not seemed _nearly_ long enough for its accustomed
-duties, though she couldn’t make out why. But to make quite sure,
-she gave the hands a flick round; better be quite certain than have
-Maudie late for Sunday-school. Only she did wish they didn’t leave
-_everything_ for her to do!
-
-Next morning, when the Vicar drew up his blind at 7 A.M., as is his
-unfailing wont, he saw a small group of children standing forlornly
-outside the Sunday-school door, waiting for the 10 o’clock opening!
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mrs. Jasper’s was the next cottage we called at, to inquire after her
-husband, who was now at the front. Mrs. Jasper was delighted to see us,
-and of course asked if we had further news of the burglar, the fame of
-our footprints having spread far and wide. She told us all about the
-neuralgia in her head, and seemed much relieved when we assured her
-that it was not at all likely to turn to appendicitis.
-
-She had had a lurking fear that if it became appendicitis, she would
-have to go to a hospital, and she hadn’t much belief in hospitals.
-There was her sister’s little boy Tommy, up in London, just four years
-old, and all nerves, as you may say; screamed and kicked like anything
-if you didn’t give him what he wanted the moment he asked for it. They
-couldn’t do nothing with him.
-
-At last they decided to take him to a hospital; so her sister-in-law
-and “his” mother went with her. And what do you think the doctor said,
-after they’d told him the symptoms? “Temper,” he says; “just bad
-temper. Take him home, and spank him next time it comes on.” And that
-was all they got!—cost them fivepence each for car-fares too!
-
-We asked after her own family. Maudie was getting on splendidly at
-school, “really a first-class scholard she is, although it’s I that say
-it. Can read the Bible beautifully now—or at any rate the Testament”
-(with a desire to be absolutely truthful). “And when I’m writing to her
-father, and can’t quite rec’lect how to spell a word, she can tell me
-two or three different ways of spelling it, right off pat!”
-
-At the next cottage we stopped to inquire after a man who had met
-with an accident, which necessitated the amputation of one leg below
-the knee. Having given him all our own “Surgical Aid” letters, and
-fleeced our friends of theirs, I naturally asked why he wasn’t
-wearing the artificial limb that had been procured? (it was reposing
-artistically on the top of the chest of drawers in the kitchen,
-a stuffed sea-gull under a glass shade on one side, balanced by
-a wedding-cake-top-ornament under glass on the other). Wasn’t it
-comfortable? I asked. Didn’t it fit?
-
-“Oh, yes’m, thank you; it fits beautiful. But that’s my _best_ leg; and
-the missus likes me to keep it there where she can show it to everyone,
-and I only uses it for Sundays and Bank ’Ollerdis.”
-
-Then we looked in on Mrs. Granger, a happy-go-lucky widow who is always
-passing round the hat. When we knocked at the kitchen door, she was
-pouring down the sink the liquor in which she had just boiled a piece
-of bacon. I couldn’t help asking mildly and deferentially: “Have you
-ever tried using the liquor of boiled bacon for making pea-soup? It’s
-very nourishing, as well as tasty.”
-
-Mrs. Granger smiled at me indulgently. “Well, ma’am, seeing that I’ve
-buried two husbands and three children, no one, I fancy, can give _me_
-points about feeding a family!”
-
-At Mrs. Jones’s we made a longer call; we simply had to, as we were
-wanting milk, and she made no move to get it, but merely stood talking.
-There was the mirror over the parlour mantelpiece, she particularly
-wanted us to see that. Arundel Jones (aged eleven) had smashed a hole
-right through the glass when practising bomb-throwing in there. But
-would you ever know it, the way Patricia (aged seventeen) had decorated
-it? And as we couldn’t think what to say, we looked long and earnestly
-at the bunch of artificial and rather faded roses from Patricia’s hat
-that had been stuck in the hole, with some green paint daubed around on
-the glass to represent leaves. Fortunately, Mrs. Jones didn’t wait for
-our opinion—took it for granted, indeed, since there could only be one
-opinion about such a masterpiece—and proceeded to ask what I thought
-could be done with so artistic a girl.
-
-And that reminded her, could I tell her where she could write to in
-London for some Loop Canvas at a penny a yard? Patricia wanted to make
-some slippers for a young man friend of hers who was at the front, and
-sweetly pretty too, with forget-me-nots all over; but it said you must
-have penny Loop Canvas. She had asked for it in Chepstow, but they had
-never heard of it, the cheapest they had was 1_s._ 4¾_d._, and no loops
-in it at that. But, of course, you could get everything in London.
-
-I had never heard of the canvas myself (and I thought I knew most that
-was going!), but in any case, she wouldn’t get any canvas at 1_d._
-a yard now, I told her; she had evidently got hold of some very old
-directions.
-
-No, she hadn’t; it was in last week’s _Home Snippets_, and she got
-the periodical out from among an assortment of similar data under the
-horse-hair sofa squab, to show me.
-
-There, under the heading—
-
- “A DAINTY COSY-COMFORT FOR YOUR BOY IN THE TRENCHES,”
-
-it described how to make a pair of wool-work slippers, commencing with
-“Get a yard of Penelope canvas.”
-
-Then Mrs. Jones was uneasy about her step-daughter, Kathleen, who was
-in service near Chepstow. “The food’s all right; but the lady isn’t
-what I call a good wife—never thinks of brushing her husband’s best
-clothes and putting them away for him of a Monday morning, and yet I’ve
-never once missed doing that since I married Jones. And I assure you,
-when I married him, he hadn’t a darned sock to his back. I’m sorry
-Kathleen hasn’t a better example before her, for she’s inclined to be
-flighty. She’s got a week’s holiday next month, and nothing will do
-but she must go and visit her cousin, who is working at munitions in
-Cardiff. I say to her, ‘Cardiff’s a nasty noisy place; why don’t you
-go and visit your Aunt Lizzie at Penglyn, she’s so worried she can
-hardly hold her head up some days, and cries from morning till night;
-and would be thankful to have someone to talk things over with; or your
-father’s Cousin Ann at Caerleon, they’ve had a sight of trouble there,
-and never see a soul nor go out of the house from week end to week end;
-they’d love to have you.’ But no, it’s Cardiff she wants,” and Mrs.
-Jones sighed at the unaccountable taste of one-and-twenty!
-
-“Ah, no one knows what an anxiety that girl’s been to me,” went on the
-buxom, good-natured woman, who in reality never makes a trouble of
-anything, and has been a real mother to Kathleen. “I sometimes wonder
-why I married her father! But there, I will say it looks better on your
-tombstone to have ‘The beloved wife of,’ rather than plain Martha
-Miggins (as I was), all unbelongst to no one, as it were.”
-
-Don’t imagine for a moment that this implied matrimonial divergence
-on the part of Mr. and Mrs. Jones, for a more contented couple you
-couldn’t find in the village. It is merely the polite way we have,
-locally, of discounting our blessings, lest we should seem to be
-flaunting our happiness in the face of less fortunate people.
-
-“By the way,” she said, as we were going out of the door, “have you
-heard who it was walked around your place the other night? Well, now,
-to think I should have forgotten to mention it, but it was no one,
-after all, but the policeman! My husband was over to the police-station
-this morning about that mare we’ve lost, and he mentioned it; and, sure
-enough, the policeman had got it down in his book that he crossed the
-hill by our road that night, and had looked over your house.”
-
-And then I remembered that there was a police-station in the next
-village, that did duty for a very wide area of miles. And it was usual
-for the policeman to patrol from one village to another, by various
-routes, last thing at night, ascertaining if the inhabitants’ doors _en
-route_ were all duly locked. We were much relieved in our minds, and
-started for home discussing the situation, when Virginia suddenly said—
-
-“Surely that is our dog barking further along the lane?”
-
-We paused to listen.
-
-“Yes, it is,” I said in surprise. “Whatever can he be doing out here?”
-and we hurried on; for the dog is a valuable one, and is never let out
-without an escort. A turn in the lane brought us face to face with a
-tall, familiar masculine figure.
-
-“Why, wherever have you come from?” I exclaimed.
-
-“I’ve just made my escape from the tame lunatic who seems to be in
-charge of the cottage,” said the Head of Affairs cheerfully, as he
-relieved Ursula of the quart of milk. “And I would suggest, my dear,
-that the next time you propose to turn your house into a sanatorium for
-‘Mentally Deficients,’ you might give your family due notice. A shock
-like that isn’t good for one after climbing such a hill.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-And he might not have been particularly mollified when, later in the
-evening, Eileen offered the following apology:—
-
-“I’m very sorry, sir, that I kept you waiting outside all that time in
-the cold; only how was I to know you were a gentleman, sir, when you
-looked so _exactly_ like a burglar?”
-
-But, fortunately, in the interval he had discovered, in his
-dressing-room, a new-but-forgotten pair of boots, and a
-not-at-all-bad-considering-it’s-war-time overcoat; and, naturally, he
-was inclined to take a roseate view of life.
-
-
-
-
-XI
-
-Exit Eileen
-
-
-IT was six months later, and about as broiling a Sunday afternoon as
-London can produce. Virginia and I were reading in the coolest spot in
-the garden, when Abigail came out and announced, with slight acidity,
-“That young person wants to know if she can see you, madam. I told her
-you were engaged, but she said she would wait.”
-
-“What is her name?” I queried; there are so many young persons in the
-world.
-
-“That Eileen!” she answered, this time with a definite sniff.
-
-“She can come out here,” I said, and forthwith there sailed across the
-lawn a vision such as never before had graced my garden.
-
-Eileen was wearing a white Jap silk skirt; a transparent rose pink
-blouse, that revealed the satin ribbon and lace camisole beneath; pink
-cotton open-work stockings; white shoes; one of those long stoles made
-of metallic-looking, lustre-brown fur, so beloved of the laundry girl;
-a big white hat, trimmed with the most violent of tangerine-coloured
-velvet, said velvet hanging in festoons down the back, and loops of
-it caught round the front and fastened to the fur stole—on one side
-with a large would-be-diamond lizard, about four inches long, and on
-the other with a crescent of similar make. Her hair, which was done in
-a wild imitation of the latest eccentricity of fashion, was radiant
-with more crescents and a sparkling three-tiered back comb. A string of
-large pearls adorned her neck.
-
-To say I was taken aback at the sight, is to put it mildly; I was
-fairly dumb with astonishment. Where in the world had that demure,
-mouse-like orphan been to pick up such ideas! Even though I knew she
-had gone to work in a munition factory, I wasn’t prepared for such
-developments. She soon enlightened us.
-
-After mutual polite inquiries about each other’s health, and a few more
-relative to the grandmother, she folded her hands in her lap, sat as
-though posing for a photograph, and then said: “And please, how do you
-think I look?”
-
-“You are certainly very bright,” I stammered, striving valiantly after
-truth.
-
-“Yes, I look very nice, don’t I?” she went on; “and I felt I ought
-to come round and show you, because, as I tell everybody, it’s all
-entirely due to _you_, ma’am, that I’m so stylish. I shouldn’t never
-have _thought_ to dress like this, if you hadn’t taught me how. And now
-I’m going round to show myself to Mrs. Griggles.”
-
-
-
-
-XII
-
-The Old Wood-House
-
-
-THE old wood-house stands on the lee-side of a belt of trees, part of
-the Squirrels’ Highway, as we call it, that runs down one side of the
-Flower-patch, sheltering it from the bleak north winds.
-
-Picture to yourself a building rather smaller than a very small church,
-built of great blocks of grey stone, with walls nearly two feet thick
-in places, a red-tiled pointed roof, a door at one end; and in case the
-walls should prove too flimsy to stand the winter gales, huge stone
-buttresses prop it up on the “off” side (i.e. the side where the ground
-goes on running downhill), lest the structure should take it into its
-head to run down-hill too!
-
-In place of a spire, above the door, a weathercock swings its arrow
-to the winds—at least, it would swing it on any well-conducted apex,
-but being merely mine it permanently points south. Not that it is
-particular where it points; all it asks is to be left in peace to close
-its eyes in meditative contemplation of the landscape. We occasionally
-get a ladder and then a long stick, and move it round, trying to
-urge it to deeds of derring-do, but it falls asleep the moment our
-ministrations cease.
-
-The last time, it was a neighbouring farmer who climbed the ladder to
-reason with it, after I had assured him there was no penalty under
-the Defence of the Realm Act for regulating weathercocks. He was a
-bit reluctant to touch it at first; as he said, what with clocks not
-being allowed to tick as they pleased, and the time being jiggered
-with anyhow, you didn’t know where you was with nothing. But once I
-had taken full responsibility for the affair, he went up with right
-goodwill, and—forgetting that it was the arrow alone that needed
-to move—he gave a sturdy tug to the north, south, east, and west
-arrangement, and sent the arms of that in all directions.
-
-Then when we wanted to fix it up again, the question arose, which was
-the north? A local light supposed to know everything, who chanced to be
-passing, was summoned for consultation. After carefully surveying the
-various corners of heaven, as though looking for enemy air-craft, he
-said he didn’t know as he could say ezackly which wur the north, unless
-he had summat to tell him (we all felt like that, too!); but if we
-would a-float a needle on the top of a basin of water, then either the
-point of the needle—or—le’s see? maybe ’twas the heye, he wasn’t quite
-certain which—would point to the north, for sure.
-
-Well, all hands rushed for basins and needles, as you may suppose;
-because, whether it was the point or the eye didn’t matter much, since
-we knew the direction in which the north lay; all we wanted was the
-precise angle. But alas, every needle promptly sank to the bottom of
-the basin, without so much as a kick!
-
-Eventually we refixed the north pole approximately, pending such time
-as the Head of Affairs should arrive, when I knew we could rely on the
-small compass at the end of his watch chain. But Virginia, who uses
-the weathercock more than most of us, as she sees it from her bedroom
-window, and says it is so useful to dress by, was lugubriously certain
-his watch would be stolen on the next journey down, and begged me
-to place the arrow—still asleep—pointing south; even an approximate
-south, she said, might at least help to keep her spirits up, when a
-northeaster was blowing.
-
-And south it remaineth unto this day, despite all our blandishments,
-and probably will do so till the end of the War, when the retirement of
-the Food Controller—who, presumably, supervises weathercocks—may permit
-of our using a modicum of grease.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The old wood-house (which, by the way, was originally used for coals,
-though no trace of this is left upon its clean, lime-washed interior)
-is the first building you run across as you enter by the top gate,
-which is the widest entrance we possess. Here you step from the lane
-right into a tiny larch plantation, and the path to the cottage is
-arched over with the boughs of the trees, while the brown cones crunch
-under your boots, or roll away down the steep incline of the path
-when your foot touches them. It was among these trees that a small
-clearing was made in the distant past to accommodate this particular
-out-building; though why the coal-house was considered the most
-artistic bit of bric-à-brac to greet you as you enter the main gate is
-not clear.
-
-The actual outline of the building is not remarkable, being merely four
-walls and a pointed roof, with a door and a window; but at least it
-looks simple, dignified, and solid, and what it lacks in architectural
-decoration has been supplied by Nature herself. When we first saw it,
-we called it the private chapel; but later on I found Abigail & Co.
-calling it the picture palace.
-
-At any rate, there it stands, shadowed by great oaks seemingly
-immovable, with their gnarled wide-stretching arms spread as in
-blessing over the lowlier woodland things; a big Spanish chestnut,
-though tardy in coming into leaf, scatters worthless burrs around later
-on, with generous goodwill; a walnut-tree invites the passer-by to rub
-its aromatic leaves, and is there any treasure-trove quite like the
-walnuts that one finds in the long wet grass on a windy autumn morning?
-Larches and firs make shady colonnades, with their straight uprising
-shafts, and dark drooping branches; silver birches, always graceful,
-no matter how they may have had to twist their trunks to accommodate
-themselves to their environment, give lightness and vivacity to the
-whole.
-
-Incense there is in abundance. The warm resinous odour of the larches
-is always abroad; mountain-ash-trees load the air with scent in the
-late spring, and are ablaze with crimson in August. Two or three
-lichen-covered, twisted old apple-trees hang out bunches of pale-green
-mistletoe, for all to see during the winter months, and then surprise
-one with a bride-like flush of white and pink in the spring. Where the
-sun is brightest, a big hawthorn carpets the ground with white petals
-in May.
-
-Then there are the lovely limes—and the lime-tree is much more of a
-stately lady than is realized by those who only know the sad, maimed
-and distorted stumps that disfigure suburban gardens in London. But
-see this lime-tree that forms a link in the Squirrels’ Highway! Its
-trunk measures about ten feet round. Under the shadow of its drooping
-far-sweeping branches you could give a small Sunday-school treat.
-Though the lowest branches spring from the trunk at least nine feet
-from the ground, their far ends touch the grass, forming a complete
-tent of translucent green and gold as you look upwards, through a
-multitude of layers of leaves, to a sun you cannot see, but which seems
-to have turned the whole tree into a rippling mass of molten colour.
-And when it shakes out its bunches of scented yellow blossoms, and
-trails them by the thousand down each branch and stem, then indeed the
-lime-tree is a lovely lady, and the bees and the butterflies come from
-far and near to pay her homage.
-
-And each tree has a special and distinct winter-beauty of its own in
-the outline of branches and stems and twigs—a beauty that is lost to
-us once the leaves appear, but which suggests an exquisite etching in
-winter when the dark lines are silhouetted against the sky. The most
-graceful is the birch, with its light tracery of fine filaments, often
-with tassel-like catkins dangling at the end. The oak and beech give
-the impression of enormous strength in the ease with which they fling
-outright their massive arms with seldom any tendency to droop.
-
-And each tree has its special and distinct melody when the wind signals
-the forest orchestra; there is the sea-surge of the beeches, the swish
-of the heavily plumed firs, the rain-sound of the twinkling aspen, the
-soft whisper of the birches, the æolian hum of the pines, and the
-sibilant rustle of the dead leaves still clinging to the winter oak.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Outside the wood-house door there is a little clearing adjoining the
-grove of trees, where a perfect thicket of wild flowers smiles at
-you for the greater part of the year. First come the early violets
-clustering about the roots of the trees, and in the shelter of the
-grey rock fragments; while primroses dot the grass with their crinkly
-leaves, and then send up pink stems covered with silver sheen, and
-delicately scented flowers each as big as a penny. Oxlips grow on the
-bank that borders one side of the clearing.
-
-Later, it is an expanse of moon-daisies—thousands of them swaying the
-whole day long to the motion of the wind like the ever-restless surface
-of the sea. And with the moon-daisies are buttercups, crimson clover,
-rosy-purple knapweed, spikes of pink orchis delicately pencilled with
-mauve—all trying to grow to the height of the big yellow-eyed daisies;
-while here and there ruddy spears of sorrel out-top them all.
-
-Tall grasses of every kind are here, some like a fine translucent veil
-of purple, others grey, or a pinky-green; some shaking out yellow or
-heliotrope stamens; some ever trembling like the quaking-grass—but all
-mingling with the tall flowers, softening the surface of the mass of
-white blossoms that seem in the sunshine almost too dazzling to look
-upon, were it not for the mist of the grasses that envelops them.
-
-Underneath the tall flowers there is a wonderful carpet of
-lesser-growing things—masses of trefoil, the yellow blossoms often
-touched with fiery orange; patches of heath bed-straw, with its myriads
-of tiny gleaming white flowers, cling to any spot where the grasses
-leave it room to breathe, its first cousin, the woodruff, preferring
-a shadier part of the bank at the side—the bank where the wild
-strawberries grow to a luscious size, and whortleberry bushes add a
-touch of wildness to the spot.
-
-The smaller clovers, both yellow and white, seem to thrive under the
-bigger flowers, where most else would suffocate. Pink-tipped daisies
-bloom wherever they can find room to hold up a little face. Rosy-pink
-vetches wander about at pleasure, and pretend they are going to do
-great things when they start to climb the stems of the moon-daisies.
-
-Where the big fir trees throw a shadow, and the sun only touches the
-grass when it is getting round to the west, foxgloves send up shafts of
-colour and the pale-blue spiked veronica carpets the ground.
-
-Still further back, where the sunshine never penetrates, even here
-something strives to give beauty to barrenness and soften austerity,
-for the small-leaved ivy starts to climb the hard tree trunks,
-undoubtedly one of the most beautiful of the many living things that
-are neighbour to the old wood-house.
-
-And always in the grass there lie the snapped-off twigs and branches
-of the larches, with their brown picots up stems that are studded with
-exquisite cones. We strive hard to better Nature, to make new designs,
-to evolve fresh beauty; but with all our skill and experiments we have
-yet to improve on the cone as a design, with its rhythmic re-iteration
-of the one small motif and the perfection of its proportions. In my
-mind it ranks with the smoked-silver seed ball of the dandelion, both
-of them examples of absolute beauty derived from the simplest of
-outlines.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The walls of the wood-house have their share of green; on the north
-side an ivy, with a gnarled main stem the size of a fair sized tree
-trunk, sends evergreen branches over roof as well as walls. Outside the
-door, which opens to the south, stone-crop has planted itself in masses
-among the stones, a perfect carpet of it, that in June is a bright
-yellow. In the “good old times,” before my day, the stone-crop served
-as a convenient spot on which to dump the coal sacks!
-
-On the western side where the ground drops down—a warm, snug and
-sheltered bank—in the long grass white violets bloom by the thousand
-in the early spring, their sweet little blossoms streaked with mauve,
-nestling up to the old grey walls with the trustfulness of little
-children. Add to this long-fronded ferns growing out from among the
-wall stones, and you have an idea of the geography of the place.
-
-On a hot day the cool shade on the north side is an ideal resting
-place; on a chilly day the south side gives you a shield from the wind.
-A pile of tree trunks and old logs lying outside fairly ask you to sit
-for a moment and take in some of the loveliness of the scene—you can
-never exhaust the whole of it—and if you sit for a minute you will
-probably sit there for hours.
-
-Here is absolute quiet of spirit, but never silence. The trees are
-seldom still; all day and all night the wind upon these hills sways
-the tall, lithe tops of the larches to and fro, to and fro; the leaves
-and the catkins of the birches are for ever fluttering; the vibrant
-branches of the pines hum and sing in the breezes, summer or winter;
-the music of it all never ceases though it varies in volume according
-to the season. On the hottest summer days the grasses still sigh; the
-bees hum all day long in the clover; the blue-tits tweet and twitter
-as they swing about the birches, and their cousins the coal-tits keep
-up an endless run of comment in the larches. In May the nightingale
-comes into the grove to sing; in June rival chaffinches perch on the
-top spikes of certain spruce trees—always the same bird on the same
-spike—and defy each other and the world in general. The stock-dove
-croons over its nest in the tallest firs, and the reddy-brown squirrel
-scolds you severely if you are coming too near his own particular
-chosen tree.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Inside the wood-house you may find many things; some you are prepared
-for, some you are not. In theory, it is sacred to the use of the Head
-of Affairs, a sort of play-house and workshop combined, wherein no
-handy man is supposed to set foot, and no prying eyes are supposed to
-discover that the owner is working in a jersey, with no qualms over the
-absence of waistcoat and stiff collar.
-
-But I often go in when I am anxious to be alone and wanting many
-things that one cannot put down in words. And knowing this, the Head
-of Affairs doesn’t keep his best saws there!—not the splendid big
-“Farmer’s Saw,” with its doubly notched teeth, that run through big fir
-trunks with amazing ease; nor the finer tools that deal with the short
-snappy branches. No, the saw that is left for such emergencies is a
-nondescript article that has now a wavy—very wavy—edge, and a few of
-its teeth doubled over; a saw that seems as though you can never get
-it well into the wood, and once you have got it in, it can’t be got
-out again, much less be made to move with soft purring motion.
-
-You see, I have individuality where sawing is concerned, but it is
-useless to talk about it, for I’ve come to the conclusion that whatever
-other moral improvements a woman may manage to effect in the man she
-marries, it is a lifework to get him to a proper appreciation of her
-method of goffering a saw!
-
-But I must beg you not to picture the wood-house as the home of the
-miscellaneous collection of nondescript oddments so indescribably
-dear to every masculine heart. There is an outhouse elsewhere that
-accommodates short lengths of chain, pieces of wire netting, old locks,
-bits of copper wire, staples and hooks, broken hinges (that _might_
-be made do duty again, if any one ever has a gate that prefers its
-hinges to be broken), oil cans, a piece of lead pipe, various lengths
-of iron rods, broom handles, stale putty, old keys, a couple of
-invalided padlocks, and—well, you know the type of things that every
-self-respecting man likes to gather around him, and keep handy, in case
-he might need them at any moment.
-
-Unfortunately one of the many blighting influences of town-life, for
-ever hindering the full flowering of one’s better nature, is the lack
-of the necessary space to stock such useful items. But in the country
-one is not so hampered, and one’s private marine store grows apace, and
-differs only according to the temperament of the collector. Indeed,
-I have come to the conclusion that country air develops in man and
-woman alike that tendency to hoard, which is so noticeable in early
-childhood, when the small girl collects buttons and clippings from her
-mother’s sewing-room, and the small boy bulges the blouse of his sailor
-suit with string and “conquers” and coloured chalks, and old penknives
-and young frogs.
-
-In town a woman’s only outlet, as a rule, is the bargain counter
-or annual sale or remnant day. These dissipations are denied us in
-the country, but we make up for it in many other directions. My own
-particular weakness is jam-jars, and the way I pounce on any round
-pot, be it glass or earthenware, that looks as though it might be made
-to hold jelly or jam, is quite a study in efficiency. And, like all
-expert collectors, my collection has sub-divisions, or perhaps you
-would call them ramifications; cups that have lost their handles, jugs
-ditto, glasses that once held a rolled tongue, or fish paste, are all
-included; and friends, as they bring round a portmanteau full of empty
-jars at Christmas or on my birthday, say, “It is so nice in your case
-that one knows what you actually want; so much better to give anyone
-what they really like, and will use, rather than some useless bit of
-jewellery.” And I quite agree.
-
-There was one moment when I feared my jars would have to go in the
-general rending asunder of domestic life caused by the War, even though
-I had determined to stick to them as long as I could. But when that
-“one clear call” came for jam-pots, naturally I couldn’t be a traitor
-to my country, and I decided the jars at least must go, even though I
-might perhaps retain the handleless cups and jugs. So I told Abigail to
-let me know when the grocer called.
-
-I interviewed the young lady wearing high white kid boots and an
-amethyst pendant on her bare chest, who brought my next large
-consignment of groceries, that had to be bought in order to secure a
-little sugar. But when she heard that there were jam-jars to go back,
-she looked at me coldly from the doorstep, and hurriedly pushing her
-basket further up her arm (lest I should attempt to force them into it,
-I presume), the Abyssinian gold bracelets clanking the while, haughtily
-informed me that her motor was for delivery only, not for the cartage
-of empties, and suggested that I should write the manager and see if he
-would consent to receive them.
-
-I’m only human after all, and naturally any woman’s temperature would
-rise in the face of such spurning of her free-will offerings. I didn’t
-write, and I’m using the jam-jars still. The nation doesn’t seem any
-the worse off—though Virginia points out to me that the War _might_
-have ended sooner had I insisted on handing them over; she says every
-little helps, as is proved by the fact that the very week she put her
-first 15_s._ 6_d._ into Exchequer Bonds the Government got the first
-“tank.”
-
-At any rate, as I never eat preserves myself, I can still, even with
-a restricted sugar allowance, enjoy the peculiar pleasure that arises
-within a woman’s soul when she is occasionally able to say, quite
-casually as it were, to a friend: “Would you care to have a pot of my
-new gooseberry and cinnamon jam? They say it’s rather good, though of
-course—etc.” And the friend replies: “Oh, I should _love_ it, dear;
-_such_ a treat; that jar of ginger marmalade I took home last time was
-positively _delicious_. Everyone said—etc.”
-
-One favourite item for collection among the cottagers is old bottles,
-and the stock you will see in some of their outhouses is often most
-extensive and varied. On one occasion an old man who was doing some odd
-days’ work for me about the garden, in the absence of the handyman, was
-deploring the way the rabbits devastated the cabbages.
-
-“I’ll get rid on ’em for ’ee if you’ll leave ’em to me!” he assured me.
-I said I only wished he would, as they are a real plague at times.
-
-Imagine my horror a few days later when I took some friends along to
-see the vegetables, to discover a legion of empty whisky bottles,
-labels intact, neck downwards in the soil, and dotted about the
-vegetable garden in all directions. The old man explained that they
-were put there to skeer they rabbits, as they was dreadful frit of
-bottles! But my friends refused to believe that so honest-looking an
-old Amos could have brought them with him!
-
- * * * * *
-
-The inside of the wood-house is as aloof as are the hills from our
-machinery-driven, smoke-begrimed, petrol-flavoured twentieth century.
-Even when work is in progress, here is no hustle; there are no short
-cuts to the other side of a larch log; the saw must go steadily,
-patiently, almost slowly, if it hopes to get through the tree at one
-standing.
-
-To step from the hot noonday glare, on a summer day, into the cool
-seclusion of these thick stone walls, is to enter a haven of peace and
-quiet that would seem to belong to the forest primeval rather than to
-this noise-stricken age.
-
-The window opening to the north excludes the fierce sun, but the
-yellow-washed walls give light and cheeriness. And the ivy, that
-ubiquitous plant that scorns all disadvantages, and overcomes every
-obstacle, has crept in under the red tiles and hangs in festoons from
-the dark rafters; while in other places its pale green shoots have
-found for themselves a way clean through the thickness of the wall,
-pushing along crevices and around the stones, till at last they have
-come to light on the inner side, where they immediately proceed to
-drape lopped trunks and big branches standing in the corner.
-
-It is no mere accumulation of timber and sticks that is housed within
-these rough old walls. The very spirit of the forest seems to permeate
-the place; everything is part and parcel of the big outside—the stones
-that pave the floor; the heap of cones in one corner, waiting to
-brighten up smouldering winter fires and set them all aglow; the solid
-sections of some sturdy oak, cut to just the right height for seats;
-the bark stripped from a birch-tree, silver white even now, with grey
-and pinkish paper-like peelings and black breathing marks; and the
-great brown branches of larch, a tracery of studded twigs and stems
-and cones, that have been placed across the end of the wood-house, and
-sweep the rafters at the top, looking, as you enter the door, like some
-wonderful rood-screen, dark brown with age, shutting off an ancient,
-yellow-washed chancel—though such a screen no mortal hand could ever
-carve!
-
-The larch is always in evidence, and gives a resinous odour to the
-place, as does the sawdust by the bench, a rich brown pile, for
-very little of our hillside wood is white; most of it ranges from
-reddish-brown to mahogany colour. Though here is a small creamy-white
-gate in course of construction—merely a little wicket to keep the
-calves out of the orchard—that is made of straight, round branches,
-slit down the centre, so that one side of each is flat and the other
-semicircular. The design is simplicity itself, some uprights with a
-few cross-pieces to hold them together and suggest a trellis; yet the
-rich cream colour and the satiny surface of the wood make it a thing of
-distinct beauty. This is only a branch of the lime-tree, with the bark
-peeled off.
-
-In an ordinary way we seldom have a chance to notice the intrinsic
-beauty of wood itself. Of course we see it in its polished perfection
-when it comes to us in some choice piece of furniture, or panelling;
-but this is not exactly the beauty to which I refer. Each branch, each
-tree trunk, has, in its unpolished state, definite characteristics
-of its own, quite distinct from those we see in the finished
-product civilization regards as the one end to be aimed for. These
-characteristics may be rough, and are frequently rugged; but their
-appeal is often all the stronger for this fact.
-
-Look at the wonderful ribbing on the rind of this Spanish chestnut;
-what is it that wakes up in you when you study its lines and formation?
-You cannot say, yet you respond to it in an indefinable manner. These
-branches of apple-wood, only gnarled old things, twisted and crooked
-and all out of shape some people would say; yet you know that they
-would not have been nearly so lovely had they been straight as a dart.
-The larches with their strong bark showing grey and red and green, and
-furrowed like the sea sand—isn’t there something in this that calls to
-you from back recesses of your being, and reminds you of the time when
-you—no, not you, but your ancestors, centuries ago, lived not so much
-in cities and houses made with hands, as out of doors, finding mystery
-in the green-roofed aisles and the cathedral dimness of forests long
-since felled?
-
-To those of us who spend much time among these hills, each tree within
-the wood-house comes as a friend, with a definite personality and
-distinct association, and we regret its individual “going out,” even
-though we know it to be inevitable.
-
-This giant, that leans against the outside wall, with no possibility
-of ever getting inside the door until it has been sawn in half, is a
-big fir (where a squirrel nested) that heeled right over in a blizzard.
-Here is the tall cherry-tree that died of a hollow heart, so beloved
-of the birds that they left us never a one if we got up later than
-half-past four the morning the cherries were ripe. This is the bough
-from the big plum-tree that broke down last August under its weight
-of fruit. These branches of old apple-trees are some of the winter
-wreckage that was strewn about the orchards; see the lichen that covers
-them, could anything be more satisfying to look upon? And these are
-some of the birches that seemed so frail as they bent to the wind on
-the slopes, with purple twigs and green leaves always moving; until
-you have actually handled them you scarcely realize the strength and
-toughness of the delicate-looking bark, and you henceforth take a much
-more personal interest in Hiawatha and his canoe, even though his tree
-was another member of the family. And that convenient stump you are
-sitting upon is part of a hoary pear, that used annually to clothe
-itself in white—and then contribute more gallons of perry than it does
-to think of in these more sober days!
-
-But no mere catalogue of contents can describe the charm of this little
-wind-swept place. To realise it you must first of all stand in need of
-quiet and retreat. When the craving comes upon you that impels us all,
-at one time or another, to get away from “things” and be alone with
-ourselves and Nature that we may re-discover our souls, take a book if
-you will (it matters not what, for you won’t read it, but to some it
-is essential that a book be in the hand if they are to sit still for a
-moment!) and climb the hill to that wood-house.
-
-Take a seat on the beech log by the door, and let yourself absorb some
-of the spirit of your environment. Keep quite still when the squirrel
-trails his bushy tail down the path, he won’t inquire after your
-National Registration card; neither will the pheasant, even though
-he raises his head with a suspicious jerk as he is feeding among the
-grass. Little rabbits will dart in and out of their burrows among the
-bracken; the woodpecker will mock at you from a tree that waves above
-the roof; a robin will streak down from nowhere, like a flash, and
-stand as erect as a drill-sergeant on the corner of the work-bench
-while he inquires—but, there is an interruption; he excuses himself for
-a moment while he goes off to thrash his wife who ventured to peep in
-at the window. Let them all have their way, they are as much a part of
-the general atmosphere of the place as the sweet scent of the evening
-dew upon the grass, and the ceaseless soughing of the wind in the
-branches; moreover, this is home to them.
-
-The little folk of the forests are so companionable when you know
-them; even the same butterflies will come again and again. I recently
-spent two hours a day for a fortnight in this spot, and all the time
-apparently the same butterfly hovered about the door, resting every few
-minutes on the warm rock among the stone-crop and fiercely chasing off
-any other butterfly that came within its evidently marked-out domain.
-And the little folk never bore you with their boastings, nor weary you
-with platitudes. They are content to let you think your own thoughts,
-to take you as you are, if you will but recollect that theirs are
-ancient privileges that have descended to them as a world-old heritage.
-It is you who, helpless in the grip of civilisation, sold your forest
-“hearth-rights” long since, and are now but a stranger, or at best a
-passing guest, in this out-door world that was man’s first home.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Gradually quiet possesses you, and you hear the trees talking of
-things that have far outstripped the clash and turmoil of modernity.
-What is it they say, those swaying boughs and branches that throb with
-every wind, and these that stand around you, silently, waiting their
-last service to man, each with some final sacrificial offering—the
-apple-wood giving in incense, the oak giving in strength, and the
-laurel giving in flame?
-
-Theirs is a blessing rather than a message; a lifting of a load from
-the over-burdened heart rather than the teaching of stern lessons. And
-as you shake off some of the dust of earth that has clogged your soul,
-you find yourself sending out thoughts in directions long forgotten;
-the things of earth take on new proportions, the first being often
-last, and the last becoming first.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The ministry of the forest trees can never be entirely explained; but
-one remembers with reverence that our Lord Himself worked in some such
-little wood-house, where He touched the trees and fashioned the timber
-with His sacred Hands.
-
-Haply He left His Benediction when He passed that way.
-
-
-
-
-XIII
-
-Abigail’s “Lonely Sailor”
-
-
-I’M sure I didn’t start my career of usefulness with any intention of
-adopting a “lonely sailor.” It was Abigail who bestowed him upon me.
-
-So far as I remember, it was something like this.
-
-Abigail had joined “The Domestic Helpers’ Branch” of a Guild, organised
-by some well-meaning souls, for the purpose of befriending those men in
-the Army and Navy who are supposed to be without feminine kith or kin
-of any description to take an interest in them.
-
-She had been lured to a Guild meeting by her friend Pamela.
-
-Pamela, it should be explained, was my parlour-maid, originally, but
-when the national trumpet sounded for the reduction of one’s staff
-of employees, she had moved a little further along the road, to “The
-Gables,” a household that fancied they needed a parlour-maid worse than
-I did.
-
-We were mutually quite satisfied with the transference; she had
-recently had a sister enter the service of a ducal family, and I had
-found the effort necessary to keep pace with the duchess exceedingly
-wearing. Kind hearts may be more than coronets, but they don’t always
-show to such advantage, since one has to wear them inside.
-
-As we had parted with no recriminations on either side, naturally I
-begged Pamela to make my house “a home away from home” whenever she
-pleased, which she accordingly did; and it was on one of her many “runs
-in” that she had expatiated on the Guild in question, and induced
-Abigail to sample it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-And thus, Abigail had returned from the meeting moved to the very core
-of her kind heart by the harrowing details the speaker had related of
-fine, daring, courageous, and magnificent specimens of British and
-Colonial manhood, left desolate and uncared for, pining for a word of
-sympathy and understanding from someone in the home-land—a word that
-never came, alas!
-
-Abigail said it had quite put her off her supper that night, thinking
-of all those brave men, defending us and our homes right up to their
-very last breath—and yet, never a woman to get them a clean pair of
-socks or a hot meal when all was over; not a letter of sympathy, nor a
-card with a line on it (here cook told her that funeral cards had quite
-gone out), not so much as a word of encouragement from any relative
-under the sun, every woman at home selfishly engaged with her own
-concerns—— Why, it was a disgrace to the country that our heroes should
-be neglected and put upon by the women of the land in any such way!
-And please would I mind her sending off a cake as soon as possible?
-as of course she had adopted a lonely sailor, wouldn’t have it on her
-conscience not to; and cook was quite willing to make it, there was
-plenty of dripping, and we still had a fair amount of carraway seeds
-left, and they wouldn’t come as expensive as currants—cook’s cousins
-at the Crystal Palace liked carraways _quite_ as well as currants if
-plenty of spice and peel was put in. The fried potatoes had nearly
-_choked_ her, when she was telling cook about it all . . . no, not
-because she was talking with her mouth full; she meant that the very
-thought of those poor lonely men was like eating sawdust. The speaker
-at the meeting had said he was sure each one present had only to ask
-her employer, and permission would be given immediately and gladly for
-a cake or potted meat or some other little delicacy to be sent once a
-week, as a sign of sympathy and understanding, to one of these grand
-yet lonely souls.
-
-Of course I immediately and gladly gave permission for the concrete
-sympathy to be sent once a week, but stipulated that it was to be a
-cake; five shillings’ worth of meat, as per my butcher’s charges, goes
-positively nowhere when “potted.” I reckoned that a good dripping cake
-would give the desolate one a deal more sympathy for the money.
-
-(At the same time, to keep our rations properly balanced I cut off the
-small plate of spice buns, our only cake luxury, which had been in the
-habit of adorning our Sunday afternoon tea-table.)
-
-And oh! the care with which we sewed up that first box of sympathy
-in a remnant of cretonne, carefully putting it on wrong side out (to
-preserve its beauty), and hoping that when he undid it he would notice
-what a charming pattern of purple dahlias and blue roses was on the
-inside, and how the cretonne was just a nice size to make up into a
-boot bag if he chanced to be needing a new one.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I pass over the next few weeks while we waited anxiously for the
-“lonely sailor” to materialise. He was engaged on board H.M.S. “The
-North Sea,” and sailors, we know, are subject to wind and weather.
-Abigail said she almost wished now that she had selected a lonely
-soldier; she could have had one if she had liked; but she had chosen
-a sailor because she thought he might wear better. The German sailors
-didn’t seem so pigheadedly bent on fighting as the German soldiers
-were.
-
-We did our best to keep the time from hanging idly on our hands by
-devising as much variety as possible for future menus, discussing the
-respective merits of cinnamon _versus_ cocoanut as a flavouring, and
-wondering whether after all we shouldn’t be more likely to buck up his
-desolate spirits (and more particularly his pen) if we sent a sultana
-cake next week, rather than gingerbread.
-
-I never before knew Abigail so prompt in her attendance upon the
-postman’s knock as she was during those blank weeks that accompanied
-the first half-dozen cakes. And then, when she was in a very slough of
-dark despondency, and constantly wondering who _had_ eaten them, since
-they had evidently never reached _him_, a letter arrived, and forthwith
-Abigail trod upon air—figuratively, I mean, not literally; in reality
-I never heard her so noisy; she went up and down, up and down the
-stairs past my study door where I was working, as though she had lost
-a step and was looking for it! Finally, when I heard her singing “Days
-and moments quickly flying” as she O-cedar-mopped some neighbouring
-polished boards, I knew something must have happened, and I opened the
-door and asked if anything was the matter? Whereupon she produced the
-letter from the bib of her apron—would have brought it before, only
-knew I liked everything to be perfectly quiet when I was working—and
-didn’t I think it was a lovely letter?
-
-Though the handwriting wasn’t much to boast of, and the spelling even
-worse, it was a straightforward, man-like letter; he was evidently very
-pleased to have the cakes, and quite touched that the young lady should
-have been so kind as to think of him. He said his people were too far
-off to send him anything like that: his father and mother had gone out
-to Canada when he was ten years old. No one had sent him a _parcel_ so
-far, therefore it was quite a surprise packet when the first one came.
-It was kind of her to ask if he would like some more; all he could say
-was—“the more the merrier,” if the young lady felt like it.
-
-And he signed himself, her faithful friend, Dick.
-
-After that Dick’s name became so all-insistent in our midst that the
-whole household appeared to exist solely for the purpose of revolving
-round him. So constantly was it wafted on the four winds of heaven,
-that I remarked to the Head of Affairs: it seemed for all the world as
-though we had adopted a pet canary, and were everlastingly wondering if
-his seed glass had been replenished.
-
- * * * * *
-
-There was only one slight shadow falling athwart the sunshine. Pamela
-(who was a great authority on “How to tell your character by your
-handwriting,” having had her own delineated by her favourite penny
-weekly) had declared that Dick was anæmic and delicate; she knew,
-because his handwriting sloped downwards—a sure sign; it was also
-cramped and irregular, an unfailing indication of a mean and grasping
-nature; while the heavy downstrokes and the absence of punctuation
-proved as plain as plain could be that he was unreliable.
-
-Poor Pamela had had her own disappointments in life, and had been
-warped a little thereby.
-
-Of course Abigail said she did not believe a word of such rubbish,
-and she rather liked the funny-shaped letters, and thought the black
-strokes looked particularly strong and healthy.
-
-Nevertheless, it was surprising how that trifle of seed, carelessly
-dropped, took root in our minds, and how from that date onwards we all
-regarded Dick as anæmic and in need of strenuous nourishment; while if
-more than a month elapsed between his communications, we couldn’t help
-just wondering whether, after all, he might not be a _little_ mean and
-grasping, and six weeks demonstrated with absolute certainty that he
-was unreliable!
-
- * * * * *
-
-A month after we received his first letter, there came another, and of
-course we all fluttered with excitement.
-
-Dick still approved of the cakes, I was glad to hear; and since
-the young lady had asked if there was anything else she could send,
-he wasn’t one to cadge for himself, but there was his mate Mick; he
-wanted to put in a word for him. Mick, it appeared, was even more
-lonely, more ignored by the world of women, more in need of sympathetic
-understanding than he was; and—what was more to the point—was badly in
-want of a large scarf. Not that Mick would have asked for it himself,
-very independent Mick was; but since he had so enjoyed half of every
-cake, and the nights were very cold this time of the year, and he had
-been his pal for years, why, he felt sure the young lady wouldn’t mind
-his just mentioning it, as he couldn’t think of telling her how short
-he was of socks himself.
-
-_Mind!_ Why, we all regarded Dick as a public benefactor! Abigail
-discovered that Dick and Mick rhymed, and as she said, you didn’t
-have poetry like that brought to the door _every_ day! She suddenly
-developed the airs of a society belle; she borrowed my copy of “The
-Modern Knitting Book;” and, might she just run out for an hour in the
-afternoon to get some wool—you needed thicker wool for scarves than for
-socks—as the shops were so dark at night?
-
-Cook, with her numerous cousins on H.M.S. “Crystal Palace” (a near
-neighbour of ours), was given to understand that she could now take a
-second place! There was no getting away from the fact that Mr. Dick
-and Mr. Mick were actually engaged in the defence of the realm, while
-cook’s cousins appeared to do nothing more than take joy-rides in
-motor-lorries to and fro along our road.
-
-Pamela alone was sceptical; she said she should go cautiously, you
-never knew! But then, she had every reason to be a pessimist; even
-her “lonely soldier” had been sent out to China, and, naturally, you
-can’t sympathise so understandingly with anyone when it takes a couple
-of months before you get an answer to your letter (if even he should
-chance to write by return), as when he is only across the Straits of
-Dover. She said she got tired of keeping copies of her letters, so that
-she might know what he was talking about when he wrote back—only he
-never did!
-
-Surmising that Abigail would have her hand over-full if she took on the
-wants of both men, I said to her, “I think _I_ had better adopt Mr.
-Mick, as I am sure you will have enough to do to provide et-ceteras for
-Mr. Dick! You can take all the credit for it, and write the letters,
-but I will settle the bills.”
-
-And having some socks and a large muffler all ready for dispatch to
-some needy man, I gave them to her and said I would pay the postage, if
-she would save me the trouble of doing them up and taking them to the
-post office. I also added that a cake had better be sent once a week
-to Mr. Mick in addition to the one sent to Mr. Dick. I know something
-of the appetite of the Navy—and what is one simple cake between two
-hearty men!
-
-Abigail was effusively grateful, took it quite as a personal favour;
-you might have thought I was settling an annuity on her own father!
-She explained that naturally she felt more interest in Dick, and was
-more anxious to spend her money on him; at the same time, she should
-certainly mention my name to Mr. Mick; it wouldn’t be fair to take all
-the credit to herself.
-
-So we left it at that.
-
-I consulted with cook on the subject of securing ample and pleasing
-variety, combined with unquestionable nourishment; and judging by the
-amount of information she was able to give me as to what “they” like,
-you would have thought she had reared a whole family of husbands!
-
-Forthwith, the house was steeped in a perpetual aroma of baking cakes
-(of course the cousins couldn’t be neglected either), till I got
-nervous lest the Food Controller should make it his business to call.
-Upstairs we not only went cakeless, but in order to make sugar-ends
-meet, we drank unsweetened tea and coffee, a trial to all of us! And
-stewed fruit requiring sugar was also taboo.
-
-On second consideration, I am inclined to think that it was not,
-first and foremost, my benevolence that led me to adopt Mick: it
-was primarily a matter of self-interest! Even in war time it is
-necessary to have a _little_ work done, if only occasionally, in
-the home; and if the household helpers were to take on yet another
-outside responsibility, in addition to the many already on their
-hands, I didn’t see where my work would come in at all—and I can’t do
-_everything_ in the evening, after I get home from town. As it was, we
-were already knitting morning, noon, and night, for every branch of the
-Services!
-
- * * * * *
-
-I put the collection of figures and capital letters that represented
-Mick’s address, into my pocket-book with other similar data.
-Periodically I handed Abigail pairs of socks or mittens, a body-belt,
-handkerchiefs, and similar utilities; and when any sea-going event,
-such as a raid on a submarine base, or a “scrap” in the North Sea, or a
-warship mined, brought the Navy specially to my mind, I would go into
-the Stores and order a parcel to be sent to Mick, adding one for Dick
-also, if the occasion happened to be a harrowing one. At such times one
-feels one cannot do enough for our men; and Dick and Mick little knew
-how often they benefited by the misfortunes of others.
-
-The first time I received a letter from my devoted friend Michael
-McBlaggan, I admit I was a trifle bewildered, as I couldn’t for the
-moment “place” any member of the McBlaggan family; but when I read the
-document through and noted how kind he considered it that my friend
-Miss Abigail should have introduced us, light dawned, and I sent him
-a post-card saying I hoped he would always let me know if he wanted
-anything further in the way of woollens.
-
-And thus the months wore on, punctuated by laboriously written
-communications from Dick, with an occasional card from Mick, who kept
-more in the background. The great attraction, undoubtedly, was Dick.
-He entered into personal details, asked if the young lady had made
-the cakes herself. Here I understand cook was not too absorbed in
-her own relations to insist that full credit should be given to the
-right person; and Abigail wrote explaining that as she was very much
-occupied, and too busy to attend to the cooking, a friend who lived
-with her always made the cakes. Whereupon by return post _I_ received a
-sloping, heavy-downstroked letter of thanks from the dutiful Dick!
-
-On another occasion, Dick sent his photo (after being asked for it
-times out of number, I believe). It was not as satisfactory as it might
-have been, because it was an amateur snapshot group, and you know how
-easy it is to decipher the features when the hand camera has stood a
-quarter of a mile away (so as to include as much of the landscape as
-possible), and everyone’s face is in black shadow under a hat brim that
-has been tilted forward to exclude the full glare of the sun.
-
-Unfortunately he omitted to put a =X= against himself, and as there
-were a dozen men in the group all in slouch hats and farm attire (to
-say nothing of the women and children), there was little to help us!
-
-But he did say that, as Abigail had told him Canada was the one place
-above all others that she longed to see, and how she was hoping to go
-there as soon as the war was over, he had sent his picture taken on a
-Canadian farm. It was just a little gathering photographed on someone’s
-birthday.
-
-Still, as he hadn’t given us any help in the matter, we had to decide
-ourselves which was the lonely sailor (though, as Abigail commented,
-she couldn’t understand how, with such a large collection of friends,
-he could ever have come to be so alone in the world). We picked out a
-thin, anæmic-looking young man, who was standing beside a comfortable,
-matronly woman in a shady hat and a big apron; and as her age might
-have been anything from thirty to sixty, we decided she was his mother,
-and I remarked what a nice homely soul she looked in her checked apron,
-and no wonder he was devoted to her, and how proud she must be of the
-dear lad—all of which Abigail accepted as a personal compliment.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Winter gave way to spring, and in like rotation mince pies were
-superseded by Swiss roll (to make which eggs were struck off our
-breakfast menu), and marmalade replaced the figs and dates in the
-parcels that went out to some unknown spot on the world’s ocean-spaces,
-all of which our wonderful Navy now controls.
-
-Likewise, cretonne gave place to unbleached calico, my remnants being
-exhausted.
-
-Existence downstairs fluctuated between heights of excitement and
-depths of gloom. The Crystal Palace authorities had a most unreasonable
-way of shipping men off to Mesopotamia, Salonika, Hongkong, Archangel,
-or anywhere else where they thought the air would prove salubrious,
-without a single word of inquiry as to whether the transfer met with
-cook’s approval. Hence, there was a series of constantly recurring
-blanks to mar what would otherwise have been a life of unsullied
-joyousness; and at such times of depression cook darkly hinted that
-punching tram tickets and ordering people to “move up a little on that
-side, please,” would be a deliriously exhilarating occupation compared
-with the monotony of cake-making for nobody-knows-who!
-
-As every gift-giver is aware, there is invariably a grey hiatus
-between the sending off of the gift and the arrival of the recipient’s
-gratitude; hence, the bustle and excitement of getting off each parcel
-of eatables and pair of socks and tin of tobacco was always followed by
-a spell of wistful longing, while the postal authorities, out of sheer
-perversity (we presumed), held back the letter that would have meant so
-much to Abigail.
-
-Moreover, Pamela was doing anything but contribute to the gaiety of
-nations! She was often in with Abigail on her spare evenings; and
-seemed to devote the time to perpetual croaks, on one occasion ending
-with the assurance that, for _her_ part, she should have nothing to do
-with a man who was merely a common sailor; self-respect, if nothing
-else, would make her look for something better than that.
-
-I am glad to say Abigail had sufficient spirit left to retort that
-if he was good enough to fight for her, he was good enough for the
-bestowal of a cake. Nevertheless, a decided coolness sprang up between
-them; and for a week or two after this exchange of confidences, Abigail
-appeared to be sinking in a rapid “decline” (as they used to call it),
-and I felt I was positively inhuman to expect her to do a hand’s turn
-in the house.
-
-Yet life was not entirely bereft of purple patches. The gloom
-consequent upon the Silence of the Navy lifted occasionally. As,
-for instance, when we had a bomb drop in our road. Yes, in our very
-road!—or, at any rate, it was only just round the corner; and, as
-everybody knows, one affectionately appropriates as one’s own all
-neighbouring roads (quite irrespective of the rentals, too) if they
-chance to possess a bomb. And, in any case, it _would_ have dropped in
-our road if only it had been a hundred yards nearer this way.
-
-Ours was quite an up-to-date bomb, one of the sort that “went clean
-through the wood pavement to the depth of a couple of feet, and made
-a hole large enough to bury a man in, and not a sound window within a
-mile radius.” That’s the kind of bomb _ours_ was! And it was trimmed
-in the latest fashion, with a policeman, and a cord right round it,
-and two gentlemen with pickaxes who scratched the surface of the wood
-blocks occasionally in the intervals of looking important. They were
-wearing them like that in London at the time.
-
-Of course we, in common with the whole parish, swelled with pride; for
-a while all social distinction was waived, rich and poor alike took
-the same interest in the bomb, or at least in the hole it had made;
-the bomb itself was removed so quickly that no local eye save that of
-the police and the pickaxe gentlemen ever saw it; though the milkman
-averred that, as he was driving to the station in the early dawn, he
-saw a van going in the opposite direction; he couldn’t see what was in
-it, hence it certainly was carrying away the bomb.
-
-For the rest of us, however, we had to be content with a brave effort
-to get as near to the cord as we could, and crane our heads above our
-shorter brethren in order to catch a glimpse of the gaping void, while
-a thrill went down every spine, irrespective of bank balances.
-
-And we might have remained in that splendidly democratic frame of back
-unto this day (no one being anxious to have any closer acquaintance
-than his neighbour with the bomb), had it not been that a piece of
-shrapnel was discovered in the garden next us. Whereupon the owner
-developed much upliftedness, and his servants bragged amain.
-
-My own staff took it even more to heart than I did; and it was amazing
-how much time it was necessary for all hands to spend in the garden
-in order to cut a cabbage or gather three sprigs of parsley. Between
-them they didn’t leave an inch of the garden unexplored, and it is a
-fair-sized one.
-
-Then the following morning Abigail rushed in excitedly with the news
-that she had discovered a piece of shrapnel in the bonfire débris. I
-went down to inspect, and was shown an oblong piece of curved iron,
-wider at one end than the other, and with a sharp spike at the wider
-end. I confess that to me it was wonderfully reminiscent of the old
-trowel that had lost its wooden handle and had lain unhonoured and
-unsung for a year in the leaf-heap; but I said nothing about _that_.
-Whatever its origin, it was crumpled up a bit with heat, one could
-see—not surprising either, as we had had a roaring bonfire two days
-running and burnt up all the pile of dead leaves.
-
-When I was devising plans for its removal, they said, Hadn’t it better
-wait there till the master came home?
-
-But the Head of Affairs is celebrated for his truthfulness; and he
-and that old trowel had lived on terms of unalloyed friendship for
-years (till the split came over the handle), and—well, I merely said I
-thought we would deal with it at once; no need to add to the master’s
-many worries.
-
-Cook said: Oughtn’t it to be immersed in a pail of water? Her cousin at
-the Crystal Palace had told her that——, etc.
-
-So we got a pail of water; I bade them stand well out of harm’s way,
-while I put it in. Of course they feebly offered to do it for me, but
-seemed relieved when I insisted on taking all risks; one ran to one
-side of the garden and one to the other, and then decided they should
-feel safer if they both stood close together.
-
-Just as I was about to pick it up, cook shrieked out to me not to touch
-it with my hands, as it might be poisoned. I said I would take it up
-with a pair of tongs; but she said she thought it ought to be insulated
-with china. It might be electrified with the shock; you never knew what
-inventions those fiends were up to, and one of her cousins who was in
-the electricians’ corp (or something like that) had told her that——,
-etc.
-
-So we compromised with a large china soup ladle and a big wooden spoon,
-which I used like chop sticks, and at last got the shrapnel into the
-water. Of course it was disappointing when it dropped heavily to the
-bottom without so much as a sizzle, much less a bang. Still—we had the
-comfortable feeling that we were on the safe side now.
-
-Eventually I had it in my study. I said it would be safer there. But
-though the neighbourhood was thus debarred from seeing and handling
-it, the fame of it spread with amazing rapidity; and the lady across
-the road arrived quite early in the afternoon, having heard from her
-housemaid, who had heard it from her gardener, who had heard it from
-the road-sweeper, who had heard it from the grocer’s man, who had heard
-it from my cook, that I had a huge shell weighing half-a-hundredweight,
-covered with venomous spikes, all deadly poison, that had dropped down
-the chimney right into the centre of the kitchen fire, where it had
-been found, still hissing, when they went to rake out the ashes in the
-morning.
-
-I didn’t display the fragment to my neighbour, nor to subsequent
-callers; it is such a pity to rob people of happiness. I merely said I
-thought it better to keep it well away from all vibration, as so far
-it hadn’t exploded. And one and all assured me I was very wise, and
-remembered pressing engagements elsewhere.
-
-I reached the zenith of my fame when a police inspector, accompanied by
-a subordinate, rang the front door bell, and understood that I had in
-my possession a portion of a Zeppelin that had foundered on my lawn.
-It appeared that he had been up all night, and had worn out miles of
-shoe leather, hunting for the missing half of that Zeppelin; and had I
-the gondola as well? He seemed to suspect that I might be holding that
-back in order to have it stuffed and put under a glass shade in the
-drawing-room.
-
-He looked disappointed when I showed him the fragment of iron; said
-they had plenty of bits that size; but he admitted that none of them
-had a spike like that at one end, and darkly hinted that it might
-be just the missing link they were looking for. Then he and the
-subordinate tenderly carried it away between them.
-
-We all intend to visit the War Museum later on. Personally, I’m very
-keen to see what they ticket it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Nevertheless, when each little excitement subsided, reaction set in,
-and Abigail’s spirits promptly dropped to zero. But at length a post
-card arrived in time to save her (and us) from utter collapse, and the
-bath-taps were once more polished to the tune of “Days and moments
-quickly flying.”
-
-Thus, as I have already stated, winter merged into spring; and then
-spring made way for early summer (as I’ve known it do before), and we
-racked our brains to find a suitable substitute for pork pie.
-
-Oh, yes, we had departed months ago from the “nothing but cake”
-rule. We decided that a thin, anæmic-looking young man (as per the
-photographic group) needed still more feeding up, and there wasn’t a
-sufficiency of body-building material in modern cake, as everyone knows
-who has sampled war-flour, even with currants _as well_ as carraways.
-So the Head of Affairs and I stoically relinquished the one thin slice
-of breakfast bacon that we had shared between us each morning, and
-devoted the proceeds to pork pies for the Navy—in accordance with the
-highest ideals of the Food Controller.
-
-But, as every good housewife knows, you mustn’t feed your family—let
-alone your friends—on pork pie when there isn’t an R in the month;
-and with April nearing its end, and May looming, what was to take its
-place? As cook said, you are so dreadfully handicapped when you have to
-sew up your parcel in calico; you can’t send soused mackerel, or Welsh
-rabbit with Red Tape tied round you like that!
-
-Abigail suggested potted shrimps; but cook scornfully reminded her that
-seafaring men, living in the midst of shrimps and salt fish all their
-days, weren’t likely to hanker after it at meal times. We compromised
-on savoury cheese patties—a come-down after the pork pie, we admitted;
-only we could think of nothing else equally nutritive and seasonable.
-
-Unfortunately, when I ordered extra cheese to be sent weekly to meet
-the naval demands (and up to that time I hadn’t seen any rules for
-rationing cheese), the Stores “greatly regretted,” etc., but there was
-a scarcity at the moment; they could let me have a tin of golden syrup,
-however, or, they had a fair stock of candles.
-
-So we removed cheese from our upstairs dietary, consoling ourselves
-with the thought that, at best, it was only half a course.
-
-Meanwhile it was pleasant to know that the fleet had voted the cheese
-patties “A 1,” due, so cook said, to the fact that she had told Dick
-to put the patties into a _slow_ oven for ten or twelve minutes before
-eating, as “it made all the difference.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-I was beginning to get nervy with the strain of it all. You see, if a
-letter delayed in coming, then the question arose: Did they like the
-last parcel? or, had we sent, by chance, something they didn’t care
-for? And then my household assistants looked darkly at me; _I_ was to
-blame for ever having suggested lemon curd tartlets. As Abigail said,
-probably lemon didn’t agree with Dick, it didn’t always with thin
-people.
-
-Cook acquiesced, adding that you never can tell! There was her eldest
-sister’s husband, a perfect terror for temper; yet look what he saved
-her in doctor’s bills—he might have had epileptic fits instead!
-
-On the other hand, there was her uncle (no relation to her really, only
-her aunt’s husband, and second husband at that), do what you would, you
-couldn’t rouse him to take an interest in his food or anything else.
-Her poor aunt had spent a little fortune on medicine; and as bright a
-house as you could want, not shut off with a whole lot of garden like
-my house, but nice and close on to the pavement, with heaps of traffic
-going by. And exactly opposite, the broken railings that the motor-van
-ran into and killed the driver; heaps of people came to look at the
-place Sunday afternoons. But her uncle never took a bit of notice of it.
-
-No, you _never_ can tell!
-
- * * * * *
-
-All the same, I felt guilty, and began to wonder how long I should be
-able to hold out! And then——
-
-It was a lovely Saturday in May. We had just got up from a late lunch
-when there came a violent ring at the door bell. The Head of Affairs
-was in the hall at the moment, and he opened the door—to find two big
-sailor-men on the doorstep, each carrying a parcel. They inquired for
-me.
-
-Now, like most other households, khaki and navy blue always find a
-welcome at our door for the sake of our own who are away, serving their
-country, and those who have already laid down their lives in the cause
-of Right and Justice.
-
-So the Head of Affairs walked them straight in upon me, without waiting
-to ask for their birth certificates.
-
-Did I say they were big? That isn’t the word for it! They were
-more than that, they were massive; tall, broad, well-made, and
-tough-looking, with beaming, round, red faces; they ought to have been
-pictured, just as they were, for a naval recruiting poster.
-
-They looked a little confused, for the moment, at finding themselves
-precipitated into an unexpected drawing room; but they made straight
-for me, with that large, rolling stride inseparable from the British
-sailor. Fortunately the room isn’t beset in the orthodox fashion with
-a multitude of bric-à-brac obstacles in the way of small chairs and
-tables, for they seemed to sweep the decks fore and aft as they strode
-over the carpet, and I thought I should never find my hand again after
-they had both given it a hearty shake.
-
-As I looked at the big, burly fellows, both of them well on to
-forty I should say, I knew instinctively that these were our two
-forlorn sailor-lads—our poor anæmic, lonely Dick, and desolate,
-unsympathised-with Mick. And I must say I never saw two men bear
-neglect more bravely!
-
-At first, conversation seemed all on my side: they sat stiffly on the
-extreme edge of their chairs, while Dick answered in monosyllables,
-Mick seeming permanently tongue-tied! But the Head of Affairs produced
-cigars warranted to banish all nervous embarrassment and to induce a
-man to sit comfortably anywhere; and soon they were giving us details
-of their homes and relatives—small things, perhaps, that are apparently
-the same the world over, but mean so much to each individual. It was
-still Dick who did most of the talking. He was undoubtedly the more
-attractive of the two.
-
-As they were constantly making wild clutches at their parcels which
-threatened to tumble off their knees without the slightest provocation,
-we offered to put them on the table. But Dick explained, with almost
-child-like confusion, that they were presents for me and the other
-lady. And would I mind taking them? He made Mick open his bundle first.
-There came to light an anchor, the like of which I had never seen
-before, though I had heard of their existence. It was about eighteen
-inches long, made of red velvet stuffed with sawdust so as to form an
-immense pin cushion. This was most elaborately decorated with beads—as
-I thought at first—but it proved to be pins with coloured glass heads.
-Lengthwise down the anchor was this inscription, carried out in large
-white-headed pins,
-
- “AFFECTION’S OFFERING.”
-
-There were various ribbon bows, and ends and tags finished off with
-beads, and a cord for hanging it on the wall; altogether, it was a most
-ornate, glittering creation!
-
-Keeping company with the anchor was a wooden rolling pin, that had been
-enamelled a delicate pink, with hand-painted sprays of forget-me-nots
-at intervals. This also had bows and ends and a ribbon to hang it on
-the wall; it likewise bore an inscription:
-
- “TO GREET YOU.”
-
-While I praised the colouring, and the workmanship of both, I promptly
-chose the rolling pin.
-
-Mick looked a trifle disappointed, and explained that he had really
-intended the anchor for me; and thought the rolling pin would be nice
-for the lady who had sent the cakes.
-
-But I clung to the rolling pin; even though it wasn’t quite in line
-with my ideas of decorative art, its sentiment was so non-committal!
-Besides, I wanted Abigail to have the anchor. Even though it be but a
-passing incident, it is pleasant to receive an “affection’s offering”
-occasionally, when we are young.
-
-Dick’s parcel contained a large box covered with shells, and very
-pretty it was. In a smaller packet he had a coral necklace. I chose—and
-praised—the box with a perfectly clear conscience this time. You have
-to go to a great deal of trouble before you can vulgarise a sea-shell;
-and, fortunately, the box-maker hadn’t taken any trouble at all; he had
-merely stuck them haphazard over the cardboard lid, with a border of
-small ones round the edges, and the effect was lovely. I also knew that
-Abigail would much prefer the necklace. You can’t carry a big box about
-with you, to display it casually to your friends.
-
-My genuine pleasure over the presents thawed them to such an extent,
-that Dick then explained they had come round with the intention
-of taking us out to a picture palace; Mick wanted to take me, and
-he, Dick, would take Miss Abigail. But, he added hesitatingly, that
-perhaps, after all, that wasn’t the sort of thing I would care about;
-and he looked rather beseechingly at the Head of Affairs, hoping we
-should understand what he couldn’t manage to put very clearly into
-words.
-
-We did understand. Gratitude is none too plentiful in these days
-that we could afford to flout it because it chanced to appear in
-unconventional guise. We appreciated all that they had planned to do by
-way of saying thank you for what we had done for them—and it was little
-enough we had done, when one considers our debt to such men as these!
-
-I explained that though _I_ was engaged that evening, Abigail was not;
-and they must now show her those parcels.
-
-She had no knowledge that they were in the house; and you should have
-seen her face when she answered the bell and I introduced Mr. Dick and
-Mr. Mick.
-
-In reply to my inquiries as to what she could do in the way of
-hospitality, she was certain that cook could get a really nice meal
-ready for them in a few minutes; and if even cook couldn’t she,
-Abigail, could, and Pamela had just come in, and she would help; it
-wasn’t the slightest trouble—and she looked positively radiant as she
-took the two in tow.
-
-Having told them that we would wait on ourselves for the rest of the
-day, and no one need stay in, I was not surprised to hear a gay party
-setting off a little later on; but I _was_ surprised to see that it was
-Pamela, and not cook, who made the fourth in the quartette!
-
-Pamela and Abigail hadn’t spoken since the episode previously
-mentioned. It was curious that she should have chanced to call for the
-purpose of burying the hatchet, the very afternoon that the “common
-sailors,” as she had called them, should be there!
-
-For the time of the sailors’ leave I cut the housework down to the
-minimum and arranged a week of cold dinners, Spartan-like in their
-simplicity, for ourselves, so that “evenings out” could be taken as
-often as my household assistants pleased.
-
-I hoped to find the kitchen radiating sunshine in consequence. Picture
-my consternation, therefore, when I came upon Abigail weeping her
-eyes out in their sitting-room one afternoon (when only half of the
-leave had expired too!), the coral necklace flung into one corner, and
-“affection’s offering” lying face downwards under the table.
-
-To give her opportunity to pull herself together, I picked up the coral
-necklace and inquired what Mr. Dick would be likely to think if he saw
-it there. She sobbed that she didn’t know and she didn’t care.
-
-“That Pamela——” Then I saw it all in a flash!
-
-Well, to make a long story short, Pamela, whom I had long known to be
-as unscrupulous as she was good-looking, had stepped in and carried
-off Dick right from under Abigail’s nose! She had seen the two men
-arrive on the previous Saturday afternoon, and that accounted for her
-unexpected call. She had appropriated Dick from the first minute she
-saw him.
-
-“And now,” said Abigail into her handkerchief, “just ten minutes ago,
-when I ran out to post some letters, who should I see coming out of The
-Gables, but Dick and that creature, starting off together for all the
-world as though they had known each other all their lives. Only last
-night she had the sauce to say _she_ was going out to Canada when the
-war was over!”
-
-I felt truly sorry for the girl, and it was some satisfaction to me to
-reflect that Pamela wasn’t quite as successful as she imagined!
-
-“I don’t think she will see much of Dick even if she does go out to
-Canada,” I said; “I don’t think his wife would have a room to spare
-to invite her there—with seven children. I daresay Dick told you that
-the lady in the checked apron was Mrs. Dick?” I stooped to pick up
-the forlorn anchor, and dusted it most carefully, to give her time to
-recover.
-
-“No!” she gasped, and then went on bitterly, “he hasn’t had a chance
-to tell me a _thing_, with Pamela talking to him the whole time! But,
-of course, I guessed all along he was married.” She meant to take her
-disappointment bravely. “_I_ don’t want to marry anyone; men are all
-alike. But it does make you wild, when——”
-
-I was facing the window, but Abigail had her back to it. Therefore she
-did not see what I saw coming along the road—a large bunch of flowers,
-surmounted by Mick’s round, jovial face.
-
-“I think I should hang this up,” I interrupted her, having thoroughly
-dusted the anchor; “after all, Mick has no wall of his own to hang it
-on; he isn’t like Dick, with a home and wife and family—and one doesn’t
-get ‘affection’s offering’ every day!”
-
-“Oh, but that wasn’t really meant for me,” and Abigail’s grief
-threatened to break out afresh. “Mick was so taken with the lovely
-parcels you sent, and he thought as you lived with me you were a widow,
-and——”
-
-Fortunately, I was spared the rest, for the downstairs door bell rang
-with a vehemence that was now most familiar, and Abigail, patting her
-hair and her cap into shape, went smilingly down the passage to answer
-the side door.
-
-
-
-
-XIV
-
-The Bonfire
-
-
-I HAD pointed out, quite nicely and kindly, to Virginia, that she was
-not clipping the top of the square box-tree table straight and even;
-and she had pointed out, quite witheringly, to me that she was cutting
-it by perspective, adding that if I had only been privileged to learn
-perspective when I was young, I should have known that for a thing to
-be correct in its outlines and proportions it must necessarily run
-askew and aslant and out-at-corners, just as the top of the box-tree
-table was now doing. She assured me, however, that it would appear
-all right, she thought, if I looked at it from an airship above, with
-half-closed eyes.
-
-And then she advised me to do a little hoeing.
-
-I ignored her sarcasm, knowing full well that a pair of shears, applied
-by amateur hands to tough overgrown greenstuff, is apt to provoke
-cutting remarks when the wielder has got to the moist stage and the
-hedge is looking like a ploughed field.
-
-You see, there was an inwardness in her last remark; for hoeing looks
-an easy, graceful, carefree occupation—till you try it. My own
-method is distinctive; I didn’t invent it, it came to me as a natural
-inspiration. I find I invariably start to hoe with my back, doubling up
-more and more, and aching more and more, as I proceed with the hacking.
-Then, as I warm to the work (and it’s very much warm as a rule), I
-likewise hoe with my teeth. By the time I have set and ground these
-nearly to nothing—my hands all the while getting lower and lower down
-the handle of my tool—I find myself beginning to hoe quite viciously
-with my head.
-
-When I have extracted all the motive power I can from this part of
-me, and have projected it so far in front of the rest of me—hoe
-included—that I almost lose my balance, the only thing left for me to
-do, by way of piling up yet more energy and effort, appears to be to
-go down on all fours, seeing that by this time I am clasping the hoe
-handle at about a foot from the ground.
-
-Fortunately, it is just here that I usually realize what I am doing,
-and I straighten my rounded back, and undo my teeth (that doesn’t
-sound polite, but you know what I mean), and return my head to its
-proper place. I then remind myself that I am not hoeing at all
-scientifically, that most of the energy I have been putting forth has
-been waste—because misdirected—force.
-
-Whereupon I stand at ease, and other things like that. Maintaining the
-upright as far as I can, I take hold of the top end of the long handle
-of my weapon, and, still keeping quite in the perpendicular, I merely
-hoe with my arms, thus saving the rest of me quite a considerable
-number of unclassified aches. So long as I can remember to keep my
-vertebræ like this, all is well, and I really get through a fair amount
-of work. But, alas, I soon forget.
-
-One thing I have never yet managed to do is to keep cool and collected,
-my misfortune being that I boil up so soon. My hat gets out of angle,
-my hair flattens out where it ought to be wavy, and waves around where
-it ought to lie flat; and—worst of all—it ceases to worry me that these
-things are so.
-
-And then I open a periodical wherein some unknown celebrity has
-been photographed “at home”; and she is sure to be shown “in the
-garden,” where, behold! you see her in the airiest of fashionable
-nothings in the way of a white frock, accompanied by a ten-guinea
-hat, a twenty-guinea dog, and a sixpence-halfpenny trowel—all worn
-with consummate photographic grace, as she artlessly sets to work to
-transplant a hoary wistaria that has smothered the (photographer’s)
-verandah for fifty years, explaining to the interviewer, meanwhile, how
-she simply adores gardening, how she gets all her ideas for the dresses
-she wears in the third act from her pet bed of marigolds, and how she
-never dreams of taking part in a first night performance without having
-previously run the lawn-mower twice round the gravel paths.
-
-Clever creature; you don’t wonder she is labelled a celebrity;
-any woman who can keep that hat on while using that trowel, has
-accomplished something!
-
- * * * * *
-
-I didn’t feel like hoeing just then, no matter what the cost of
-my gardening outfit. The moment seemed to call for non-strenuous
-occupation that would admit of leisurely movement and unlimited pauses
-with nothing doing—which is what I find a mind like mine requires.
-
-Of course there was plenty of hoeing waiting to be done, there always
-is; I never knew a soil so chock-full of weed-seeds as ours seems to
-be, and I never knew a place where folks are so little worried by them.
-Where things grow as easily as they do about our hills and valleys (and
-where the angle of the garden is just what ours is), you will find that
-the native reduces land-labour to the minimum, and nothing is disturbed
-unless absolutely necessary. Reasonably, if you have left the hoe at
-the top of the garden, and the top is a hundred feet above the bottom
-of the garden where you are standing, you think twice before you climb
-up and fetch it.
-
-As one result of this universal conservation of energy, our local
-nettle crop is one of the finest in the kingdom, I verily believe.
-
-“Why are those things left standing in every field corner?” I asked a
-farmer on one occasion, pointing to the usual grey-green waving jungle
-of weeds.
-
-“They nettles?” he questioned, in surprise; “well, what’s the good of
-wasting attention on ’em? They don’t hurt no one!”
-
-Incidentally I may say it is always well to criticize the methods
-employed on other people’s land rather than those practised on your
-own, since most right-minded employés resent any implication, no matter
-how politely you wrap it up, that improvement is possible; and if you
-question the why and wherefore of anything, it may be mistaken for
-fault-finding in this imaginative age. Hence, unless the handy man
-chances to be one of exceptional make up, I go farther afield when
-gleaning information.
-
-One day I watched a man very leisurely inspecting a thistle in a meadow
-by the weir, and then, with a deliberation that was most restful to
-a harried, hustled, war-time Londoner, he tenderly and carefully cut
-it off near the ground with a scythe. After he had decapitated about
-twenty thistles in this way, he naturally needed a little time for
-recuperation, and sat down on the river bank to meditate. I hadn’t
-liked to interrupt him when he was working, because so far as I
-could roughly estimate, there were thirteen thousand four hundred and
-fifty-three thistles in the meadow—approximately, you understand—and
-we don’t work according to trade union hours here; sometimes we start
-an hour later and leave off an hour earlier, and miss out several
-in between. But since he had evidently reached his rest-hour—and
-remembering that one of my own fields was plentifully dotted with
-thistles at the moment, and feeling quite equal myself to that gentle
-picturesque swish of the scythe—I asked him whether that process killed
-the thistle right out? (My business instinct forbade my wasting time on
-the job if it would all have to be done over again later on.)
-
-No, he said, he didn’t think as how it would kill the thistles right
-out.
-
-Then why did he do it that way? I asked, instead of spudding the thing
-right up by the root?
-
-“Well”—and he scratched his head thoughtfully—“doing it like this
-jest diskerridges of ’em a bit, and isn’t sech a deluge o’ trouble as
-mooting ’em right out would be.” And with that he promptly dropped
-thistles, and proceeded to discuss the fiendishness of the Germans.
-
-He had a long talk (there wasn’t room for me to say anything), and gave
-recipes for annihilating completely everything connected with them
-(excepting thistles; I presume they have some; they deserve a good
-crop, anyhow), finishing up with—
-
-“But thur—what I says about ’em I won’t exackly repeat in yer presence,
-m’m; for my wife often says to me, ‘It won’t do nobody no pertickler
-good,’ she says, ‘if you gets yerself shut out o’ Heaven by yer
-langidge,’ she says, ‘just to spite they Huns, what don’t even _hear_
-it!’”
-
-For a full two minutes he worked that scythe with real zest, as though
-onslaughting the enemy.
-
-Perhaps his method is right (in regard to thistles, I mean), perhaps
-it is wrong; I’ve never gone sufficiently deep into the subject to be
-competent to pass an opinion. But I do know that the larger proportion
-of handy men who have honoured me with their patronage (though there
-are conspicuous exceptions) invariably weed on these lines of least
-resistance, and “jest diskerridge ’em”—though I own it takes a lot to
-discourage _our_ weeds!
-
- * * * * *
-
-Not feeling like diskerridging weeds at the moment, I asked Ursula
-to suggest some occupation for my idle hands, though I didn’t put it
-like that; I inquired which of the many jobs needing urgent attention
-I had better tackle next. (It came to the same thing in the end; but
-instead of advertising my natural indolence, I hoped it would convey an
-impression that I was rushing pell-mell through an endless succession
-of tasks.)
-
-Ursula was sitting on a pile of logs under a big fir tree inside the
-orchard gate—oh yes, there are firs in the orchard, and lilacs, and
-daffodils, and snowdrops, and a huge Wellingtonia, and a trickle of
-water with forget-me-nots and mint on its brink; we’re not at all
-particular about classification. She was darning a stocking, and it
-seemed a lengthy job. Not that there was any large, vulgar gash in the
-stocking; it was merely suffering from general war-time debility, and
-was one of those that you can go on and on darning, and still find more
-thin places to run up and down.
-
-Have you ever noticed what a snare a stocking of this description can
-be? You can sit at it for an hour or so, until it seems easier to go
-on darning it than to bestir yourself to do anything else. In the end,
-you haven’t accomplished much, considering the time you’ve been about
-it, but you have acquired a large dose of the virtuous and exemplary
-feeling that is always the outcome of stocking-darning.
-
-Ursula had got like that, though I wouldn’t have you think I
-under-estimated her efforts, for it was my apparel she was darning.
-
-“I often think that a garden embodies all the philosophy of life,” she
-replied to my query, in a detached way, as she closely inspected the
-stocking foot drawn over her hand, in order to pounce upon any further
-signs of impending dissolution.
-
-“I seem to fancy I’ve heard that——”
-
-“Oh, I’ve no doubt someone has said it before me. I’ve noticed over and
-over again that people plagiarize my really cleverest remarks before
-I’ve actually had time to say them myself; and I think something ought
-to be done to prevent the infringement of copyright in this barefaced
-way. But all the same, whether anyone has, or has not, already helped
-themselves to this unique creation of my brain, the fact remains that I
-thought it out for myself, alone and unaided. And the more I meditate
-upon it, the more I notice what heaps of things in the garden resemble
-life.”
-
-“As for example——?”
-
-“Well, slugs, for instance, and the bindweed, and the rabbits, and
-the broad beans. They all seem to typify that here we have no abiding
-anything.”
-
-I agreed mournfully, as I thought of the succulent, hopeful-looking
-scarlet runners that the slugs had eaten right through the tender main
-stems close to the ground. It was a sad awakening for us the day we
-found a few score of limp and dying remains, where over-night we had
-watered as promising a row of youngsters as one could have wished to
-see. To our grieving spirits, it seemed as though it wouldn’t have
-been nearly so bad if they had eaten the leaves and left us the stems,
-at least more leaves might have grown, whereas now——!
-
-And the bindweed—where could you find a more striking analogy to
-original sin? Flaunting beautiful flowers (which I greatly love), yet
-all the while spreading wicked roots out of sight, choking everything
-it lays hold of, turning up in the most unlooked-for places—but there
-is no need to write more under this heading; a healthy crop of bindweed
-(and I never knew one that wasn’t most irritatingly healthy) could give
-points to a preacher every Sunday in the year, and then have enough to
-spare for the week-night services. And when he had done with bindweed,
-he could start afresh on mint.
-
-Rabbits, again, are dear things, with an appeal that is quite different
-from that of any other of the wild things. Sometimes in the past,
-when I have been doomed to sit for an hour or so in the airlessness
-and weariness of crowded hall or place of entertainment, or in the
-loneliness of a congested social function, where everybody is too
-buzzingly busy with “being social” to have time to say a word to
-anyone, I just switch my mind right off the glare and the heat and
-the stuffiness and the superficiality and the heartlessness, and take
-a look at the little orchard adjoining the cottage garden, and for
-just a minute I watch the rabbits, nibbling the grass, sitting up on
-their hind legs to get a better view of any possible enemy-approach,
-and scampering back to cover in the coppice with a bobbing of white
-tails, at the least suspicion of danger. To a woman there is something
-very touching about the timidity of these little brown things. I always
-wish I could make them understand that I am their friend and not their
-enemy—but this is a difficult matter, because there is the small white
-dog to be considered in the compact, and there is no sentimentality
-about him where rabbits are concerned!
-
-I wouldn’t be without these little furry families in the coppice, but
-oh, I do wish they would leave the young cabbages alone, or at any rate
-spare the tenderest of the green leaves! It is a bit damping even to
-ardour like ours to be greeted, when we arrive from town, by a gardener
-waving a deprecating hand over rows of hardy cabbage stumps bereft of
-leaves. At such times it seems as though it wouldn’t have been nearly
-so bad if they had eaten the stems and left us the leaves, at least we
-could have cooked them, whereas now——!
-
-Rabbits certainly emphasize the fact that life grows thistles as well
-as figs.
-
- * * * * *
-
-With regard to the beans, it is difficult to be philosophical. I can
-be to some extent resigned when my misfortunes are handed out to me by
-Nature, but it is a different thing when they are manufactured for me
-(at my expense, too) by my fellow-creatures.
-
-On the whole, I cannot speak too highly of the men who have worked for
-me about the Flower-patch; I have been exceedingly well served, but
-now and again one comes upon misfortune, and on one occasion I found I
-had engaged an Ananias of the most proficient type. During his brief
-_régime_ the weeds thrived apace, while the choicest bulbs and flowers
-took on a world of diskerridgement. When the black pansies, and the
-heliotrope Spanish iris feathered with white and yellow, and the rare
-delphiniums, and the yellow arum lily disappeared at one fell swoop,
-Ananias shook his head sadly and put their defalcation down to the rush
-of the rain and the angle of the earth.
-
-“Everything do simply run off this soil!” he explained.
-
-Quite true; it certainly did. And two legs invariably ran with it.
-
-And the vegetables seemed as subject to diskerridgement as the flowers,
-though it was always referred to as “blight.”
-
-There were the broad beans, for instance; I had given him two quarts
-of seed, and indicated where I would like them planted. They were a
-special prize strain that had been sent to me by a famous firm of
-seedsmen, who had been moved to this generous deed on reading some of
-the chronicles of the Flower-patch when they were first published in
-_The Woman’s Magazine_. The head of the firm wrote me that they were a
-new mammoth variety, and they would be pleased if I would try them in
-my cottage garden.
-
-We planned great things when those broad beans should be ready.
-Two quarts would make about ten rows, we reckoned, quite a goodly
-plantation for us; and we decided that as we should have plenty,
-considering our small household, we would be extravagant and gather our
-first dishful when they were quite young and in that deliciously tender
-state that is unknown to the town dweller, who seldom sees a broad bean
-till it is a tough old patriarch, and in such a condition considers it
-a coarse vegetable.
-
-It was a cold day in February when I handed the seed to Ananias; we
-were returning to London the same day, so we beguiled part of the long
-journey discussing whether that first dish should be accompanied by
-parsley sauce and boiled ham, or whether to fry the ham and have the
-broad beans given one turn in the frying-pan after they were boiled.
-
-The subject seemed more and more vital the further we got along the
-road, for we couldn’t get luncheon baskets (no, not the War; it was
-before that event, and due to one of the many cheerful strikes with
-which our pre-war existence was punctuated), and the bananas and
-Banbury cakes we purchased _en route_ seemed woefully unsatisfying.
-Hence, it was pleasant, but very tantalizing, to contemplate that dish
-of beans, and we finally agreed that the ham should be fried, and that
-we would dig some new potatoes specially for the occasion. We sat and
-meditated on that meal, as the winter landscape flew past us, and the
-more we meditated the more violently hungry we got.
-
-You see, the beans really assumed more than ordinary importance.
-
-But alas, when bean time came, all that decorated the bean plot was one
-miserable row of wretched-looking stalks.
-
-“It’s that thur blight agin,” remarked Ananias; “I watched it a-comin’
-up the valley.”
-
-“But why didn’t you pinch off the tops, if they were showing blight?” I
-inquired; “then they would have made fresh shoots lower down.”
-
-He shook his head and looked at me pityingly: “We don’t do our beans
-like that a-here.”
-
-“And where are all the other rows,” I asked; “I suppose blight didn’t
-carry off roots and all of the remainder?”
-
-“No, ’twere slugs, I warrant, or birds, or else the seed were stale,
-maybe.”
-
-Ursula carefully turned over the rest of the ground later on, but
-never a glimmer of a benighted bean did she find.
-
-Still, Ananias was, as usual, quite willing to be obliging. “My
-beans has done uncommon well this year,” he continued. “It’s jest
-all accordin’ how it takes ’em; sometimes mine does well and t’other
-people’s doesn’t; and then agin t’other people’ll have a fine crop
-and I won’t have a bean. I can let you have some o’ mine if you like.
-I know you’re powerful fond o’ broad beans. I allus say you’re jest
-like my missus.” (I’m sorry I haven’t a portrait of stout, unwashed,
-sixty-five-year-old Sapphira to reproduce; without it you cannot
-possibly understand how pleased I was!)
-
-He brought over half a bushel, explaining that he had to charge
-twopence a pound more than other people, as these were specially large
-and good yielders, that were expensive in the first place.
-
-They were remarkably fine beans, indeed as fine as I have ever seen;
-and I wrote to the firm of seedsmen and told them their mammoth variety
-had proved all they claimed for it.
-
-I conclude the miserable row in my garden was a twopenny packet bought
-from the travelling huckster who peddles seeds around the villages at
-suitable seasons.
-
- * * * * *
-
-These instances are sufficient to indicate the trend of Ursula’s
-thoughts when she started to philosophize on the garden. She
-interrupted her valuable remarks, however, to exclaim: “Do look at that
-wench!” And Virginia might well be looked at! Her exertions had turned
-her the colour of a peony; down her face streamed copious “extract of
-forehead.” The clipping mania had got thorough hold of her, and she
-was trying to trim every hedge about the place, leaving in her wake a
-trail of clippings for someone else to clear up—as is the way with all
-first-class amateurs.
-
-The next task pointed out itself. Ursula got a birch broom, while I
-trundled the wheelbarrow out of the tool barn; and seeing that there
-was already a pile of greenstuff waiting disposal, I started a bonfire,
-while Ursula swept up and supplied extra fuel.
-
-I feel sorry for the town dweller; he knows nothing of the real charm
-of a bonfire. All too often the word stands to him for nothing more
-than a mass of damp and decaying leaves that simply won’t burn. He
-can only attend to it after his return from business, unless he be
-one of the favoured few in town who have gardens sufficiently large
-to allow of their keeping regular gardeners. And unfortunately the
-lighting restrictions of the present day give no real scope to the
-bonfire maker—even if he has anything worth burning. His dank mass
-smoulders to death, or he adds paraffin to encourage it, and the
-neighbours close their windows with meaning violence, while the parish
-reeks of the obnoxious odour. Seldom has he air enough to fan anything
-like a good fire; and at length, after burning the dozenth newspaper,
-and listening to minute statistical particularization on the part of
-his wife regarding the present price of matches, collectively and
-individually (with deviations _re_ sultanas, lemon soles, kitchen tea,
-coal-cards, sugar for the charwoman, ½_d._ per lb. for delivery,
-soda, a financial comparison of pre-war sirloin with modern soup-bones,
-and the antiquity of the new-laid hen), he flings himself disgustedly
-indoors again, depositing a layer of greasy town-garden soil and
-dead leaves on the door-mat, and perchance trailing it up to his
-dressing-room.
-
-The town bonfire is usually an abomination; the country bonfire is
-often sheer delight; and the reason for this difference is due to the
-fact that the shut-in nature of the average town back-plot seldom
-supplies the good current of air that a bonfire needs to get it going
-full-swing; and more than this, the refuse that collects in a town
-garden is often sooty, unsanitary and malodorous. Whereas in the
-country there is a great diversity of stuff to be burnt, and much of
-it is delightfully aromatic. Also, the wind that sweeps continually
-over our hills, for instance, dries up the rubbish pile—unless it be
-actually raining; we seldom get that dank sodden stuff that is the
-bane of the town gardener. We can always get a current of air, if
-not a stiff breeze, to fan the first stages; and being unhampered by
-the claims of city offices, we can start it in the morning, and keep
-it going the whole day long. Our only trouble is to get the red-hot
-mass to slumber through the night; it has such a trick of suddenly
-bursting out again about 2 A.M., lighting up the cottage in the dark,
-and flaming forth a vivid beacon worthy of the men of Harlech, and
-recalling stirring scenes in old romance—only the local constabulary
-have no poetic leanings, and merely see in it a case for a £10 fine
-under the Defence of the Realm Act.
-
-I started the bonfire—not with newspapers, these are far too few and
-precious; why, our very paper bags are smoothed out and treasured in
-a dresser drawer; some done-with straw and dry leaves make a good
-beginning, with some of the dead twigs from the larches. If there are
-laurel clippings to put on next, and there usually are, then success is
-assured.
-
-Soon the flames were licking up my initial work, and I proceeded to
-pile on hedge trimmings, the sweepings-up of an apple-tree that had
-blown down and been sawn up—and how sweet they made the air! Thistles,
-nettles, brambles, surplus raspberry canes that spring up everywhere, a
-holly-bush that had lately been cut down, worthless gooseberry bushes,
-piles of ivy that had been cut from the walls, more barrow-loads of
-stuff tipped on by Ursula—how the laurel flared and the yew crackled,
-and one’s eyes smarted as the smoke swept round like a whirlwind
-and enveloped one at times! I am a great believer in the burning of
-all refuse vegetation; it does away with so much blight and vermin
-and plant disease, and clears out mosquito haunts, and is generally
-sanitary.
-
-Virginia had betaken herself to cooler climes, but Ursula and I worked
-at that heap, forking on new stuff to stop up flame bursts, till we too
-were shedding dew from our foreheads, and our hands were almost sore
-with wielding the heavy forks.
-
-Yet a fascination keeps you at it, till you are smoke-dried and
-fire-toasted and arm-aching to the last degree. When the shades of
-evening finally call you in (as a rule, meals are most perfunctory when
-a bonfire is in progress) you are saturated from head to foot with the
-bonfire, your very hair has absorbed the time-old pungent odour of the
-smoke of forest fires.
-
-And maybe months and months afterwards you open a seldom used wardrobe,
-where old gardening gear and shabby mackintoshes are kept, and suddenly
-you are overwhelmed with the scent of burning pear and birch leaves and
-yew; the lure of the woods calls aloud to you; you feel the sweep of
-the winds on the hills alternating with the great swirls of grey-blue
-bonfire smoke; the cramped town vanishes, and you are in free open
-spaces once more——
-
-And all because a certain tweed skirt, or light gardening coat is
-hanging in the corner of the wardrobe.
-
- * * * * *
-
-If you want a bonfire with a delicious scent that will haunt you with a
-poignant memory long after its ashes have gone the way of all things,
-pile up dead apple leaves and twigs, pine needles, beech leaves, the
-trimmings of the sweet bay bushes, brambles, rose-stalks and larch—and
-the incense of the forest will be yours, bringing with it a mystic
-sense of nearness to primæval things that no perfume sold in cut-glass
-bottles has yet been able to conjure up.
-
- * * * * *
-
-We didn’t wait till sun-down, however, that day; for we were in the
-most thrilling part of the afternoon forking-up, and our complexions
-were at their very, _very_ worst, when Abigail tripped out and
-announced:
-
-“The Rector. . . . Oh, you needn’t worry about your appearance, ma’am.
-Miss Virginia’s talking to him. . . . Yes, she’s changed _her_ dress,
-and is telling him just what you look like.”
-
-
-
-
-XV
-
-The Meeting at the Cottage
-
-
-“I HAVE been wondering,” the Rector began, “if it would be possible for
-you to let us have a Temperance Meeting here in your cottage? I feel
-sure it would be productive of good, and we sadly need more aggressive
-Temperance work in this parish. And a little gathering in a private
-house would be more of a novelty than one held in the Parish Room, or
-at the Rectory.”
-
-“A Temperance Meeting!” I repeated, rather hesitatingly, I confess.
-I knew well enough that there was work waiting to be done in this
-direction, but whether those who most needed reforming could be got
-inside my door was quite another matter.
-
-“Oh, but I am not meaning an evening meeting for the purpose of
-reaching the men themselves,” the Rector explained. “My idea is to
-have an afternoon Ladies’ Meeting to discuss more particularly the
-question of prohibition. We might eventually get up a week of meetings
-in various parts of the district. Only it all wants talking over.
-There are a number of ladies who would be willing to aid, if only
-some definite scheme were put before them. If you would issue the
-invitations, I know they would be only too pleased to come; and we
-could possibly get a committee appointed as the initial step in the
-proceedings.”
-
-I saw at once that the idea was a practical one. Quite a goodly handful
-of ladies would be available from houses dotted here and there upon the
-hillside. So we made a list of those living near enough to me to be
-invited.
-
-“Now, have we overlooked anybody?” I said finally, going down the list
-once more. It included the Manor House and one or two other large
-country houses where I knew the people would be sympathetic, the rest
-being cottage-residences and small places inhabited by people of the
-educated classes, who kept simple, unassuming establishments—some from
-choice, some because their means were small. In several cases the
-ladies dispensed with any servant, finding that life’s problems and
-breakages and fingermarks were much reduced when they did the work
-themselves!
-
-“By the way, there are two visitors in the place at present, who would
-like to come, I am sure,” said the Rector, “One is a very nice girl,
-who has been doing V.A.D. work since the beginning of the War. She
-is here recruiting after a nervous breakdown; and is boarding at the
-Jones’s farm—I know she would appreciate an invitation.” I duly wrote
-down her name.
-
-“And the other, Miss Togsie, is a literary lady, and is lodging with
-old Mrs. Perkins; do you happen to know her name?”
-
-I had never heard it before.
-
-“Ah! neither had I. But then that would not be remarkable. Only she
-seemed surprised to think I did not know of her, though, so far as
-I can ascertain, she has never actually published anything. She is
-engaged on some book of research, which she regards as an important
-contribution to the literature of the times, though for the moment
-the subject has escaped my memory. She is so exceedingly anxious to
-meet you; in fact, she—er—suggested that I should take her with me
-to call on you; but I told her that you come down here for rest and
-quiet, and to escape the conventionalities of society. She is rather
-a—er—persistent lady, however; and she says her admiration for you
-is unbounded. So possibly, if you have no objection, it might make a
-pleasant interlude if she were invited also.”
-
-I was not very anxious to have her, but I agreed, as the Rector seemed
-to wish it. Still, I am afraid my smile was a trifle ironical, as I
-tailed the list with her name.
-
-Unfortunately, the very day of the meeting was the one suddenly
-selected by Abigail’s sister for her wedding; of course, I insisted
-that Abigail must not miss the function, and sent her back to town the
-day before. But when the preparations were divided between the three of
-us, they did not amount to much in the way of extra work; and Ursula
-made herself responsible for the fresh relays of tea that would be
-necessary for new arrivals.
-
-As is the custom in the country, everybody walked round the garden
-to see how the things were coming on, and we all compared notes with
-each other’s gardens, and, of course, everybody complimented me on the
-forwardness of my things—as in duty bound, seeing they were drinking my
-tea!
-
-The V.A.D. proved a delightful girl, very nervous at first, but very
-appreciative. And as all my other visitors were fully engaged in
-chatting together in twos and threes, I devoted myself to the shy
-outsider. The Literary Lady had not yet appeared.
-
-“I come up every day and look over the wall at your flowers,” the girl
-said. “I believe they’ve done me far more good than the tonic I’ve been
-taking.”
-
-“I invariably take a dose of them myself, when I’m run down,” I
-replied. We were wandering around the narrow paths, between the beds
-edged with pieces of grey stone. The paths were beginning to be weedy;
-and the garden was a mixture of early and late spring flowers, owing to
-the undue length of the winter.
-
-But for the V.A.D. there were no imperfections. “I’ve never seen
-cowslips like these before,” and she stooped and touched them lovingly.
-“Those mahogany-coloured ones are so rich. And I like the deep
-reddy-orange ones too. Oh—I like them all!” she added, with a sigh of
-pleasure. “And when I was ill in London, before they sent me down here,
-I felt as though I should die if I couldn’t get away somewhere, where
-there were flowers and sunshine and where the trees and foliage were
-fresh and clean. Wherever I looked there were grey skies, and dingy
-houses, and discoloured paint, and dirty streets, and miserable-looking
-squares and sooty stuff that it was pitiful to call grass, and smoke
-and mud all the same colour and equally stupefying. Do you think that
-dirt can get on people’s nerves?”
-
-I nodded. Don’t I know only too well how the grime and gloom and
-all-pervading sordidness of big cities can get on one’s nerves! Don’t
-I know how in time they seem to corrode one’s very soul, and dull
-one’s vision, till faith itself can become clouded, and hope goes, and
-all one’s work seems of no avail! But the merciful Lord has provided
-an antidote. It was a Tree He showed at the waters of Marah; and the
-leaves of the Tree are for the healing of the nations in more senses
-than one.
-
-The girl continued her confidences: “When I lay awake at nights with
-insomnia, I used to shut my eyes and think out the garden I wanted
-to find. It wasn’t a grand garden, or a gorgeous one that I used to
-plan—carpet bedding and terraces with beds of geraniums and peacocks
-would have tired me to arrange in proper style just then. The garden I
-wanted was the sort of happy place where flowers seem to grow of their
-own accord with no one to worry them about tidy habits!
-
-“And then, it was quite remarkable, the day after I arrived here, I
-chanced upon the lane leading to your cottage, and there I saw the very
-garden I had been so longing for, and the masses of flowers and colour
-I had been quite hungry to see. I could hardly tear myself away from
-the little gate. Of course, the florists wouldn’t think much of me
-for saying it, but although I admire with real wonder the magnificent
-blooms they exhibit at shows, I would rather have that piece of rocky
-wall, with its wallflowers on the top, than the most expensive orchids
-they could show me. But perhaps all this seems rather childish to you?”
-
-Yet it didn’t! I knew exactly what she meant; and every flower-lover
-will understand it too. There are times when I go a good deal farther
-than the V.A.D., and actually object to some of the improvements on
-Nature horticulturists think they can make. What is gained by trying
-to produce rhododendrons looking like gypsophila, while at the same
-time they are trying to get gypsophila looking like pæonies? What
-purpose is served in the modern craze for getting every flower to
-look like any other flower excepting itself? While I don’t mean to
-imply that I am so narrow as to object to attempts at horticultural
-development, there certainly are limits to desirable expansion—as
-Shakespeare very well knew.
-
-But I had no time to say more, for as she was speaking I caught sight
-in the distance of a stalwart, aggressive-looking female, with an
-armful of MSS. and walking-stick clasped to her waistbelt, and clad in
-a long, loose, tussore silk coat (we were all wearing them short at
-the moment) that she clutched to her chest with her other hand, as it
-had lost its fastenings, and was threatening to blow away. Her hat was
-of the fluffy “girlie” description, somewhat bizarre in shape, which
-looked preposterous above the lady’s mature locks, more especially
-as she had put it on hind part front, not even bothering herself to
-ascertain its compass points.
-
-Miss Togsie was blandly unconscious of any incongruity in her personal
-appearance, and entered the gate with the assured step of “mind quite
-oblivious of matter.” Precipitating herself on Ursula—the only hatless
-person in sight, hence evidently not a fellow guest—she exclaimed in a
-strident voice, “The Editor of _The Woman’s Magazine_, I believe? _So_
-glad to meet you. I’ve been _longing_ to know you. _So_ kind of you to
-ask me to this _delightful_ gathering——” etc.
-
-Now, as I told Ursula later, if she had been a true friend, she would
-merely have smiled sweetly and wafted the new arrival into the house,
-and silenced her with refreshments. Instead of which, she meanly
-disclaimed all editorial connections, and piloted her up the garden
-to me. Whereupon we began all over again. I waited patiently till she
-reached a semicolon, and then invited her to come indoors and have some
-tea.
-
-“No tea for _me_, thank you!” she exclaimed, in tones of stern
-disapproval. “I never touch tea.”
-
-“Perhaps you would like some milk and a sandwich?”
-
-“Oh, no! I never take flesh foods of any description. I adhere strictly
-to the fruit diet which Nature has so bountifully provided for our use.
-If you happen to have a banana, or a few muscatels——” I hadn’t.
-
-“It’s of no consequence,” she said, with an air of kindly tolerance
-for my shortcomings. “I’m perfectly happy here under the blue dome of
-heaven.” My other guests seemed to have had enough of her already, and
-were making their way towards the house, as it was nearly time to
-start the meeting; but Virginia linked her arm in that of the V.A.D.,
-and followed close at my heels; for her, the lady promised to be
-interesting.
-
-“Oh, what adorable kroki!” the newcomer went on, without any break,
-apostrophising a few late crocuses that were already looking jaded.
-“And those daisies! I do so _love_ daisies, don’t you? ‘Wee modest
-crimson-tipped flowers’—you remember the poet’s allusion, of course?
-So appropriate.” The flowers she was pointing at with her knotty
-walking-stick were particularly large, buxom-looking red double
-daisies, a prize variety, that not even the imagination of a poet could
-have described as “wee”!
-
-“It’s wonderful how literature opens one’s eyes to the beauties of
-nature. I always say ‘Read the poets,’ then it will not matter whether
-you stay in town or country, nature will be an open book to you.”
-(Undoubtedly the Literary Lady had arrived; and she was bent either
-on improving or on impressing us!) “The poets take you into the very
-_heart_ of things. ‘A primrose by a river’s brim’; where can you find a
-truer picture of the simple wayside flower? And isn’t that an exquisite
-line, ‘A rose by any other name would smell as sweet’? I entirely agree
-with Shakespeare in this” (which was nice of her!); “it is just as I
-was saying, it really doesn’t matter whether you know a single flower
-individually—or whether you have ever seen a flower, in fact—all nature
-can be yours. I consider it criminal to neglect the poets. Wherever the
-eye wanders,” she went on, “it recalls some great truth that has been
-crystallised for us by literary men” (evidently the flowers themselves
-were of small count; all that mattered was what pen-and-ink could make
-out of them).
-
-“And Ladysmocks all silver white.” It was evident that she was
-warming to the work and going farther afield, for here the stick
-took a dangerous sweep round in mid-air (Virginia saved her head by
-dodging it), and was now pointing into the copse the other side of the
-garden-wall, where the anemones were still in bloom. “I simply revel
-in Lady’s Smocks, don’t you?” she said ardently to Virginia, and then
-smiled expansively into the copse, though there wasn’t a solitary
-Lady’s Smock there.
-
-“For my own part, I must say I prefer Doxies,” said Virginia sweetly.
-“‘The Doxy over the dale,’ as Shakespeare so beautifully expresses it.
-Don’t you just _love_ them?”
-
-The V.A.D. had turned her back on us and was studying the distant hills.
-
-“Virginia,” I interpolated hurriedly, for I scented trouble immediately
-ahead, “isn’t that the Rector coming up the lane? Then we must be
-getting indoors.”
-
-But the Literary Lady had not nearly said all she had come intending
-to say; so she told me as we walked to the house that she herself was
-engaged on a most exhaustive literary work, entitled, “The Cosmic
-Evidences of Woman’s Supremacy.”
-
-“Yes,” I said, in a blank tone of voice that wasn’t intended to commit
-me to anything. I’ve handled many similarly exhaustive MSS. in my time,
-and I’ve met many authoresses of the same, and my one terror was lest
-she should start to give me a detailed synopsis of each chapter. But
-fortunately we reached the house before she could get fairly launched.
-
- * * * * *
-
-After the opening hymn and prayer, the Rector briefly sketched his idea
-in calling the meeting together, and, after reminding us how desirable
-it was at a time like this that some active campaign should be set
-afoot to combat the drunkenness that had been such a bane to our land,
-he asked if any ladies who had suggestions to make would kindly speak
-briefly and to the point. Hardly had he sat down before the Literary
-Lady was on her feet urging upon us all the necessity for giving up our
-inebriate habits! You would have thought she was addressing loafers
-inside a public-house.
-
-I sat as patiently as I could waiting for her to sit down and give
-place to someone else, who, at least, knew whom they were addressing.
-But next moment I found, to my amazement, that she was lecturing us
-on the advantages of a fruitarian diet, assuring us that most of the
-evils flesh is heir to (including drunkenness) would be done away with
-if we only chained our appetites to fruit. She was blissfully unaware
-that the cause of all the trouble in our district was—cider! After
-every form of food that was not fruit had been abused, she passed on—by
-a transition that seemed easy to her, but unaccountable to everyone
-else—to the question of woman’s suffrage, and we learnt that another
-cause for drunkenness was to be found in the fact that women had had no
-votes. And then it dawned upon me that we had let ourselves in for an
-afternoon with some irresponsible crank.
-
-It really seemed as though she meant to go on for ever. The Rector’s
-gentle and courteous attempts to stem the rushing torrent were not of
-the slightest avail. He tried to interpolate a remark now and again,
-but she never even heard him; she was addressing us at the very top of
-her voice. Of course he ought to have stopped her at the very outset;
-but then the situation was one he had never before been called upon to
-face in the whole of his seventy years; hers was the first female voice
-to be raised in our parish in defiance of the Rector!
-
-Equally, of course, I ought to have stopped her; but one hesitates
-to take the initiative in such a case when there is a chairman, and
-eventually I let matters get quite beyond me. I did rise at the back of
-the room and try to ask a few questions, but all in vain; the speaker
-never paused, and at last I meekly sat down again, while Virginia and
-Ursula, with the V.A.D. between them, suffocated in their handkerchiefs
-and showed distinct signs of getting out of hand! Besides what _can_
-anyone do under such circumstances? I asked Ursula, who once attended
-election meetings, what it was usual to do, and she said, “You just
-turn them out when they talk too much.” But who was to turn her out?
-And how do you set about it?
-
-It was evident from her absurd and illogical statements that neither
-the Fruitarians nor the Woman’s Suffrage party owned her or would have
-authorised her to advocate their claims. She was merely one of those
-women one meets occasionally who take up every new craze that comes
-along, and get on their feet and speak about their latest hobby, in
-season and out of season, having not the slightest sense of proportion,
-and of the fitness of things. Such a woman loves to hear her own voice,
-and imagines that other people love to hear it too!
-
-After half an hour of this sort of thing the lady of the Manor took her
-departure—not very quietly either! As I stepped outside in the porch
-to bid her a mournful “Good-bye,” she pressed my hand and murmured—
-
-“You poor dear! Do let me know who finally chokes her!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-How we should have silenced her eventually I don’t know, but the matter
-was taken out of our hands by no less important a personage than
-Johnny, the boy who delivered the bread from the village shop.
-
-Unable to find any Abigail at the kitchen door, he had come along to
-the other door to know how many loaves I required. From my seat in the
-room I tried to indicate, by dumb pantomime, that I wanted one loaf;
-Miss Smith caught sight of him, and remembering that she was two miles
-away from any bread if he overlooked her, she told him in a clear voice
-not to forget to leave her a loaf. Then everyone else in the room woke
-up to the fact that Johnny was outside, and with one accord they all
-asked him if he had remembered them, or told him how many loaves to
-leave, and no one troubled in the slightest whether it interfered with
-the speaker or not. In fact, they seemed to enjoy the clatter they were
-making.
-
-Johnny, being attacked by so many voices at once, stood on the doorstep
-and addressed the room stolidly and respectfully—
-
-“I’ve lef’ your loaf on the window-ledge, Miss Primkins; an’ I put
-two for you in the fork of the apple-tree, Miss Robinson, so’s the
-dog can’t get at it, as he’s loose; an’ Miss Jones, your’n is on the
-garden seat; and I’ve a-put Mrs. Wilson’s a-top of the wood-pile wiv
-a bit of paper under it”—(undue favouritism to Mrs. Wilson, we all
-thought!)—“an’ I’ve lef’ your nutmegs and soda and coffee on the
-doorstep, Miss White; and I driv a cow out of your garden, what had got
-in, Miss Parker; the gate was lef’ open; but he’s latched up all right
-now——”
-
-At this intelligence the room gave a general shuffle, preparatory to a
-stampede. Why, a cow might have got into every garden! Who could tell?
-And only those who have cherished gardens in the country know what
-terrible import lurked in the words, “The gate was lef’ open!”
-
-The Rector, seeing where matters were trending, said we would close
-with a hymn. Before he had given out more than one line, Ursula did
-what she had never done before, and has never done since—raised the
-tune! She said it was sheer hysterics made her do so. At any rate we
-all took it up vigorously, because we saw the Literary Lady was trying
-to add a postscript to her previous remarks. It’s true, Ursula started
-us on a six-lined tune, whereas the verses were only four lines each,
-but I fortunately discovered it in time, and repeated the last two
-lines to save the situation.
-
-The people all left hurriedly as soon as the Benediction had been
-pronounced; most of them looking unutterable things at me for having
-let them in for such a time! The Literary Lady alone seemed to have
-enjoyed herself, and went away leaving the bundle of MSS. she had
-brought, after telling me that she intended to call on me the very
-next afternoon and bring me “The Cosmic Evidences,” as she felt sure
-it would be the very thing for my magazine. The unkindest cut of all,
-however, was the farewell remark made by the Vicar’s niece, as she was
-adjusting her bonnet-strings—
-
-“I can’t think why on earth you ever asked that individual to address
-us; but I suppose she is some personal friend of yours?”
-
- * * * * *
-
-When the two girls and I were left alone with the general disorder that
-always prevails after one’s guests have gone, Ursula made some tea, and
-Virginia brought in what was left of the festal fare, and we sat around
-the fire and ate in melancholy silence.
-
-“I’m going to town by the very first train to-morrow,” I said at last.
-
-“So ’m I!” fervently ejaculated the other two in unison. “And may I
-never set eyes or ears on that fruit creature again,” added Virginia,
-as she set down her plate, with an air of a pain in her chest, after
-her sixth cucumber sandwich.
-
-But, though I escaped the lady’s next call, I had not got to the
-end of her. She sent an avalanche of MSS. to my office, and called
-persistently in person. Howbeit, she never was troubled to walk beyond
-the inquiry office, and her MSS. were always returned to her with the
-utmost promptitude.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Some weeks later Virginia and I, after doing some shopping in the
-stores, turned into the refreshment-room for lunch. I do not know any
-place where a more varied assortment of feminine idiosyncrasies thrust
-themselves upon one’s notice than in the ladies’ luncheon-room; neither
-do I know any place where you can hear, within a given space of time,
-more particulars of the births, marriages, ailments and deaths—plus a
-wealth of intervening data—of people you know nothing about, than in
-that self-same room.
-
-We had hardly taken our seats at a table before we were accompanying
-our next-door neighbour to a dentist, she being in a state of
-_complete_ nervous prostration (full symptoms given), and having four
-teeth extracted (_most_ obstinate one that came out in eleven separate
-pieces) with gas that wouldn’t “take” (italicised description of
-what the victim underwent, and was conscious of, in her half-gone
-condition). After this we dallied through an exceedingly comprehensive
-catalogue of what she had been able to take in the way of nourishment
-since the momentous occasion; and finally received, with breathless
-interest, the important information as to the exact date when she would
-be once more fully equipped for dinner-parties.
-
-On our right two more were discussing, with gusto, the doings (none
-of them, apparently, what she ought to have done) of a bride who had
-recently entered their family.
-
-Our own corner of the room was so engaging that we did not notice
-the newcomers who were finding seats at other tables. But suddenly,
-above the general chatter, there arose the sound of a strident voice
-that there was no possibility of mistaking. Virginia and I gasped
-simultaneously; and there, a short distance away from us (though,
-fortunately with its back towards us), we beheld the fluffy hat
-(rightside front this time), above a screw of hair, and the long
-tussore coat of recent blessed memories! The Literary Lady had a friend
-with her, but obviously the friend didn’t count for much, she hadn’t
-a chance; at most she only squeezed in a word when the other made a
-semi-pause for breath. We sat spell-bound, and this is what we heard:
-
-“Now, dear, what are you going to have? They have soup, roast beef,
-roast lamb and mint sauce, roast mutton” (and so on, she declaimed
-the menu to the bitter end, while a long-suffering waitress stood
-first on one tired foot and then on the other). “Oh, but you must
-have something more than a bun. . . . Nonsense, that was hours ago;
-I had mine late, too, but I’m quite ready for lunch. . . . On strict
-diet, are you? That doesn’t count. Specialists always say that sort of
-thing; that’s what you pay the money for; but it doesn’t follow that
-you do what they say. Why, you’d starve to death if you did, and then
-you’d have to go to them again and pay another fee—though I dare say
-that’s their idea. . . . You would like a little roast lamb? Well, I
-might manage a little, too, if it is _very_ hot; but I expect they’ve
-only got it about lukewarm. If the roast lamb isn’t quite . . . what?
-It’s _cold_? All the joints are cold? The waitress says it’s _cold_,
-dear! Isn’t it simply ridiculous in a place like London never to be
-able to get a hot lunch! . . . What? The grill is hot? But, my good
-girl, I don’t want any grill. . . . And the soup and fish? I don’t want
-either soup or fish. . . . No, and I don’t want hot steak-and-kidney
-pie. I wanted hot roast lamb. Still, if you haven’t it, I suppose it
-isn’t your fault. All the same, it does seem as if you are—— . . . .
-Sausages, did you say? They would be rather nice. Now are _they_ hot
-or cold, which? . . . _Smoked??_ Only _smoked_ sausages?? Did you ever
-know such a place! . . . What do you say to oysters? . . . You thought
-I only took fruit? I tried that for a little while; my last doctor but
-one was very keen on it; but if you believe me, I was losing _pounds_
-a week! I should have been a perfect skeleton by now if I’d gone on.
-So I went to another man, and he insisted—absolutely _insisted_ that I
-must take food containing a larger percentage of proteids. And I wasn’t
-sorry; I never had any faith in that fruit idea, only I met that doctor
-when I was at the Hydro, and he begged me to try it. A most charming
-man, and he took the _greatest_ interest in my writings; but someone
-told me only last week that he has a wife who is a positive—— . . .
-. Salmon? Is there salmon? I didn’t notice it. That wouldn’t be bad,
-would it? and the very best thing you could have as you’re dieting; so
-digestible, I always find. Now where’s that girl gone? I declare they
-slip away the minute your back’s turned, and they don’t give you a
-moment to look at the menu. Is that our waitress over there? I think it
-is; she has on an apron just like the girl who was here. . . . That’s
-true, now you mention it; their aprons are all alike. Still, I think
-that was the one, and she’s gone over there on purpose to be out of
-reach. But I’ll go to her.”
-
-Here Virginia and I narrowly escaped detection, for the Literary Lady
-strode across the room, knocking down other people’s umbrellas in
-passing, brushing one lady’s velvet stole from the back of a chair, and
-kicking over a tray that had been put down in, apparently, the most
-out-of-the-way spot in the room. Clutching the arm of the waitress who
-belonged to our table and had no dealings with the other end of the
-room, she demanded immediate service. Instinctively Virginia and I bent
-our heads forward as low as possible over our plates, and fortunately
-the wide brims of our hats helped to conceal our features. But we only
-breathed freely when she returned to her seat to report to her friend—
-
-“That waitress says the other girl will be back in a minute; but
-I doubt it. There; now _she’s_ gone off too! Ah, here’s ours—at
-last! Now, dear, you said sausage, didn’t you? Or did we decide on
-oysters? . . . You’re right; it was salmon. I always think that
-salmon—— . . . . What did you say? . . . Why, of _course_ we want
-bread! We couldn’t eat it without, could we? . . . Oh, I see, you mean
-bread or roll? She says will you have bread or roll, dear? . . . Yes,
-rolls would be nice, but—— Waitress! Not crusty ones! . . . Well,
-perhaps bread _would_ be softer for you under the circumstances. Stale
-bread, waitress! Those rolls are usually as hard as—— . . . . Yes,
-perhaps we _had_ better decide on what we will have to drink. I’m
-going to have lime-juice. You’d better have some too. It goes so well
-with salmon. . . . Of course they have coffee, if you really prefer
-it; but I do think that lime-juice—— Well, if that girl hasn’t gone
-off again! They do nothing but run about from pillar to post. Oh, she
-is bringing the other things! _That_ isn’t brown bread, waitress! I
-said _brown_ bread surely? I _must_ have said brown bread, because I
-positively cannot touch anything else. Don’t you remember I called you
-back and said, ‘_Brown_ bread, waitress?’ Well, if you can change it,
-that’s all right. Wait a minute, though; after all, I think I’ll have
-white. . . . Yes, you can leave it; but all the same, I can’t think why
-people never listen to what one says.”
-
-Here half the room broke out into an unconcealed smile; _i.e._, the
-half that had found it impossible to raise their voices above hers, and
-so had finally given it up as hopeless, and now devoted themselves to
-listening. But all oblivious of everything but herself, she continued—
-
-“I don’t like the look of that salmon. I feel sure it’s been frozen. Is
-that the best you have? It looks to me like New Zealand or Canterbury
-salmon! Really, _everything_ seems to be made in Germany nowadays,
-doesn’t it? And no mayonnaise. . . ? It’s in the cruet? I never care
-for that bottled stuff. . . . Oh, yes, leave it; but I wish now that
-we had had oysters. . . . It’s no use offering to change it; we’ve done
-nothing else so far but have wrong things brought us to have changed—or
-at least it would have been changed if I hadn’t consented to put up
-with the white bread. But you can bring us some lime-juice. Now don’t
-forget _this_ time and bring ginger-beer. . . . Yes, lime-juice for
-two. . . . But I thought you agreed to lime-juice just now? . . . Oh,
-have what you like by all means; _I_ don’t mind what it is; I only
-advised lime-juice because coffee is so _very_ bad for anyone on diet,
-and you can’t be too careful; still, please yourself, only _do_ let us
-decide on _something_, or she’ll be off again. . . . That’s it, one
-coffee and one lime-juice. . . . Yes, with plenty of milk. . . . Now,
-I wonder if that scatter-brained girl will go and put the milk in the
-lime-juice?
-
-“You were surprised to hear I was back in town? I returned last week.
-I absolutely couldn’t have _existed_ on that benighted hill-top
-another hour. . . . I knew the moment I set eyes on it that it wasn’t
-sufficiently cooked. No one could be expected to eat it. She must
-get us something else. Waitress! This salmon isn’t _half_-done. It’s
-as soft as. . . . Oh, I see; yours is hard? Well, at any rate, it
-isn’t what it ought to be. Mine is quite spongy, and this lady’s is
-as hard as . . . the skin, is it? . . . this lady’s skin is just
-like leather. . . . I suppose it had better be oysters. . . . Now I
-wonder how much longer she’ll keep us waiting? But as I was saying,
-they were the dullest, most bucolic set of people I ever came across;
-not a thought above their fowls and cabbages. I tried to discuss
-Art and Literature with them—simple things, not too far above their
-heads, you know, just to draw them out; but they merely gazed at me
-in utter blankness. . . . Yes, she has a cottage there; I’d forgotten
-I mentioned it in my letter. . . . Oh, yes, I met her; in fact she
-persuaded me to address a drawing-room meeting at her house; she
-got it up on purpose, hearing I was in the district. I could ill
-afford to spare the time from my book; but she wrote and made _such_
-a point of it, that I could hardly refuse without seeming rude. She
-invited a number of the local people to meet me; but a more stupid,
-unimpressionable collection of—— . . . what is she like? _Most_
-ordinary. As you know, I’m endowed with unusual intuition, and can
-gauge people and sum them up in a _moment_, and I must say I found her
-a _very_ uninteresting person—not to say exceedingly heavy.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Which only proves,” said Virginia when we got outside, “that even the
-worst of us may profit by hearing the truth spoken in love!”
-
-
-
-
-XVI
-
-Moon-Gold in the Garden
-
-
-THE flame of August is over all the garden, a blaze of yellow and
-scarlet, orange and red, for most of the blues and pinks go out with
-July, though the lavender flowers are opening intensely blue, and big
-clumps of eryngium, with blue stems as well as blue flower-heads, make
-masses of contrasting colour amidst the sunflowers, single and double,
-and the eschscholtzias and marigolds glowing golden and undaunted by
-the hottest sunshine. The flowers of the Red-hot-poker rival their
-namesakes; broad spreading clumps of montbretia, each waving hundreds
-of fiery orange and red blossoms, have sprung into existence, since
-last we were here, from lowly modest-looking patches of green blades.
-
-The second crop of Gloire-de-Dijon roses are out, likewise holding in
-their hearts remembrance of the hot sunshine that pervades the earth.
-Geraniums, turned out of doors “to get a little air” (though there
-certainly isn’t much to get just now!), are shouting aloud in pride of
-their heavy, scarlet bosses. The mountain-ash trees contribute plenty
-of colour, each branch bent down with a smother of bunches of berries,
-which are being eagerly devoured by blackbirds, thrushes and hawfinches.
-
-Tall red and yellow hollyhocks try to persuade you that they are nearly
-as high, and quite as brilliant, as the mountain-ash.
-
-Nasturtiums trail all over the place, climbing where there is next
-to nothing to support them, with flowers so thick you lose count of
-the foliage. And what a dazzling mass they make, touched apparently
-with every shade of yellow and brown and red, from blossoms of palest
-primrose marked with vivid scarlet, past salmon-colour streaked with
-orange, and lemon yellow splashed with chocolate, to dark mahogany-red
-smoked with deep purple-brown. They smother weeds (that gain in
-impudence as the season advances), and cover bare places where bulbs
-and earlier blooming plants have died down. They hang over the tops
-of walls; they crowd the border pinks into the paths; they get mixed
-up with the hedges, and surprise you by sending out vermilion flowers
-at the top of a sedate old box-tree clipped to look like a solid
-square table. They run out of the little white gate into the lane, and
-they creep under the rails into the orchard. Indeed, there are times
-when their exuberance almost makes one tired, more especially if the
-thermometer favours the nineties!
-
-The garden walls are teeming with colour. Sweet Alyssum has seeded
-itself wherever it can find a spare niche—rather a difficulty, unless
-a plant goes house-hunting quite early in the season! Though the white
-and purple arabis finished flowering months ago, it contributes crimson
-and purple to the colour scheme, as its foliage ripens in the hot sun.
-
-Any intelligent gardener can tell me that the top of a sunny wall is
-far too hot for a fuschia. Certainly; and of course it is—especially
-in August. Yet some misguided person had one planted there—just where
-the wall has a break in it, and a flight of steps leads down to the
-next level. It is the lovely old-fashioned bush sort, smothered with
-slender drooping blossoms; and it reaches out long arms that arch right
-over the steps, and as you go down, unless you lower your head, you set
-a-tinkling scores of crimson bells with rich blue-purple centres.
-
-And people who understand all about fuchsias glare at it severely, and
-then at me, and remark, “A most unsuitable position!”
-
-And where nothing else in particular is making any sort of a show, the
-ubiquitous Herb Robert spreads itself about, on the top of the walls,
-or roots in crevices down the sides—it isn’t particular where; so long
-as there are stones that need clothing with loveliness, there you will
-find it, laying its crimson leaves with a lacy airiness over the stern
-surface of the rock.
-
-The very scents of the garden are hot and pungent, as one rubs against
-thyme and marjoram, or the great sage bush that smothers one wall. The
-trees of sweet bay were cut in the morning; the rosemary bushes had to
-be trimmed where their branches were lying on the ground; someone has
-stepped on pieces in passing.
-
-All day long the heat strikes down on the parched, cracking earth,
-baking the stones, shrivelling up any fern fronds that chance to catch
-its direct rays, drying up the little brook, and testing the powers
-of endurance of the scarlets and yellows, orange and reds, that are
-flaunting themselves in the face of the sun.
-
-To sit out of doors is only possible beneath the firs and larches, in
-the green shade by the wood house, where the sun never penetrates; and
-even here it makes one warm to watch the glare beyond the thicket of
-trees, the hot air quivering, nothing but butterflies and dragon flies
-about, and nought to break a breathless silence but the twitter of the
-tits, grub-hunting in the larches, and the perpetual hum of uncountable
-insects, who seem to find no heat too great.
-
- * * * * *
-
-But presently the shadows of the pines begin to lengthen, and in the
-shade thrown by the larches along the meadow side blackbirds are
-seen making short runs along the ground on foraging expeditions.
-Chaffinches, tits, linnets, and bullfinches come out from green hiding
-places and go down to the birds’ bath to drink.
-
-Longer grow the shadows, the swallows rise and take high curving sweeps
-in the upper air—wonderful little aeronauts whom no man has trained.
-
-As the sun touches the top of the opposite hills a breeze wakes up
-the birch wood, whispering that the sunset will soon be here, and the
-leaves start talking about the stifling heat that so exhausted them
-through the day.
-
-The sun drops lower behind the hill; rabbits peep out from beneath the
-brambles, then make for the hummocky field that adjoins my cabbages,
-the field where the big oaks stretch wide arms over soft, green,
-luscious grass—Offa’s Oaks we have named these ancient giants, because
-they border Offa’s Dyke; and they have so often described to the more
-youthful birch trees the time when they saw Offa, King of Mercia, come
-marching past in 765 A.D., that at length they have actually come to
-believe they were alive and flourishing in his day! We humour their age
-by pretending that it was so.
-
-At last the sun disappears, flaming to the last in crimson and gold,
-orange and red. The breeze gets lustier after the sun has gone under,
-and a squirrel comes scampering head first down a tall fir-tree, in
-search of a delicious toadstool that he sometimes finds at its base.
-Pheasants strut up out of the coppice, and roam about the pasture.
-
-Imperceptibly, you know not whence it comes, there steals over the
-earth the cool, refreshing scent of dew-drenched bracken, mingling with
-the sweet wistful evening incense of some late honeysuckle.
-
-And as you watch the fading after-glow of pink and saffron, sea-green
-and tawny-rose, you sense that in some mysterious way the face of the
-garden has entirely changed. Gone is the fire of the scarlet geraniums;
-lost is the vermilion of the nasturtiums; even the sunflowers hang
-their heads, and the hollyhocks have turned off their lights. The
-marigolds have closed their eyes, and the eschscholtzias have folded up
-their brave flowers, the tired little heads bowing over, thankful for
-this respite.
-
-Then, as the montbretias toll the Angelus from crowds of golden
-throated bells, the evening primroses, silently, gratefully, open a
-thousand blossoms and bathe the garden in a wondrous gleam.
-
-Such a clear, clean yellow it is; so quiet and yet so penetrating; it
-seems in some strange way to hold the radiance of heaven and focus it
-on the sleeping Flower-patch, subduing all that would strike a glaring
-note, hiding the ragged deficiencies of fading leaves and withering
-seed-pods.
-
-By day one scarcely noticed the straggling plants at all, save perhaps
-to remark on their rather shabby appearance. But now they shine from
-terraces and wall-tops; from crannies in the rough stone steps they
-send up tall shafts, bearing aloft their evening lamps; about the
-garden beds, among the currant bushes, at the edge of the gravel walk,
-between the stones in the paved path, wherever they can find root-room,
-they have taken hold—for they were ever wanderers, and given to
-exploring the farthermost corner of any garden wherein they have made
-themselves at home.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The last rose-pink flush has faded from the clouds; not even a sleepy
-twitter is heard from bush or bough; the wind soughs softly in the
-pine-trees, those harps of endless strings. From out her hidden stores
-of abundance, Nature has given moisture to the grass, refreshment
-to the fainting foxglove leaves, and damped the forest fern. Then,
-breathing quiet on a weary world, has bidden it take rest.
-
-Yet all are not asleep. Standing like sentinels through the darkest
-hours of night, the evening primroses, adding scent to scent, flood
-the garden from end to end with a veritable glory of swaying, gleaming
-moon-gold.
-
-
-
-
-XVII
-
-The Carillon of the Wilds
-
-
-OF all the host of alluring things that make for themselves homes on
-our hillside, one of the most lovely is the foxglove. Yet there is
-no blatancy about its beauty, nor a great blaze of light as when the
-ox-eye daisies wave over the fields in June.
-
-There is something more subtle than even its colouring that attracts
-one to this flower, for there is mind-rest, there is balm for anxious
-hearts, there is new hope and new courage, with whispers of happiness,
-in the depths of a foxglove bell.
-
-If you doubt this, go on a foxglove quest; leave everything bearing the
-hall-mark of advanced up-to-dateness far behind you—though I’ve nothing
-to say against the train that takes you away from towns to the place
-where the foxgloves grow! Forget all the regulation ways of enjoying
-yourself, and search out the haunts of the carillon of the wilds.
-
-You will find them on the shady sides of the hedges, their spikes of
-bells pushing up through hawthorn and sloe, through the tangle of
-bramble and bryony, cleavers and dog rose that scramble over the
-pollarded nut-bushes, beeches, elm-stumps, and ash-boles, amid all
-the dear delights that go to make that poem of loveliness—an English
-hedgerow.
-
-You will also find them in little hollows and dells, in small ravines
-and in craggy places—in any spot where they can get a little moisture
-for the roots and occasional sunshine for the flowers, with a certain
-amount of immunity from the devastating hand of the human marauder.
-Give them but a ghost of a chance to seed themselves (though this is
-what the greedy flower-gatherer invariably denies them), and they will
-spread with great rapidity, and paint the face of nature with a rich
-glowing carmine that almost makes you hold your breath when first you
-see the broad sweeps of colour on certain hillsides in mid-June.
-
-When you have found them, in any of their haunts, lift one of the bells
-and look right into it, delighting in the splashes and markings, the
-fine filaments and the silken texture, the pink and purple and crimson,
-the dark brown and white, the poise of the stalk, the droop of the
-bells, the balance that the leaf-arrangement gives to the whole plant,
-and the many other characteristics that go to make up one of the most
-exquisite of nature’s products.
-
-The trouble is that in sparse soil, or in wind-swept places, the plant
-does not grow so tall as in a protected and secluded spot. Hence when
-we meet it in the open, its bells hang downwards below the eye-line,
-and we do not often remember to stoop and lift one, to see what message
-the bee left for us. Perhaps that is one reason why it seems to me
-that, while sunflowers and hollyhocks spend their days in gazing after
-grown-ups, foxgloves are for ever nodding smilingly and encouragingly
-to little children.
-
-To those who are accustomed to agricultural scenery, where the
-landscape shows far expanses of pasture-land and cornfields, with wide
-spreading low-roofed farms clustered around with barns and ricks, our
-hills come as a surprise with their uneven surfaces, and the scarcity
-of soil in comparison with the superabundance of rock.
-
-And even taking into consideration all the cleared spaces and small
-farms, the outstanding feature of the country, so far as the eye can
-see, is timber. This is a region of woods and coppices, with springs
-that bubble up at the roots of sturdy trees, protected by their
-thick leafage from the onslaughts of the sun. This is a land of dim
-grey-green mystery, of silences that make one tread with reverent awe
-till one is brought back to earth, by the ring of the woodman’s axe,
-the leisurely song of his saw, and the crish-crash of a tree as it
-falls.
-
-In the course of time, the woods have to be cut; some are cut every
-fourteen years; others are left much longer; it all depends on the
-kind of tree and the purpose for which it is being grown.
-
-But though the woods are cut periodically, it is not so devastating
-a process as one might imagine. For one thing, it is clean work; for
-another, it is surface work; and then it is all done in the open air,
-with hand-tools and no machinery, and it is carried out on nature’s own
-lines. Hence there is no underground disturbance that would prevent
-further growth, and no smoke of power-driven machinery pollutes the
-earth and air.
-
-Yet there would be something very pathetic about the felling of the
-trees, as you walk over ground that has been cut, were it not for the
-magical display of beauty nature puts forth in such circumstances,
-multitudes of flowers springing into being that otherwise would not
-have come to birth.
-
-At first you see but the prostrate trunks of the trees, with ivy still
-clinging to the bark; there they lie, with branches lopped, each
-surrounded by piles of small timber cut into regulation lengths for
-various commercial purposes; with “cords” of faggots for firing, and
-stacks of stuff for pea sticks and similar purposes.
-
-Yet you are not long wandering over the newly-cleared slopes before you
-see things that were not evident before.
-
-In winter you discover a red-gold carpet—too golden to be brown, too
-brown to be red—where lie the leaves of the beeches that you never
-noticed when the trees were standing.
-
-Then, as spring breathes life into the sleeping earth, the dead leaves
-stir, silently, mysteriously, no human ear can detect the rustle, no
-human eye can see the movement, yet the leaves lift and move apart,
-disclosing the yellow and green, and silvery-pink of the primrose buds.
-
-Still further the dead leaves lift, and the violets look out, and then
-run all over the place. The wind-flowers push up next, and before you
-realize what has happened, the place is literally dancing with them.
-Where did they all come from?
-
-Last spring you went through this very wood and saw only a few
-scattered about at wide distances, where there chanced to be a filter
-of light through the dense branches overhead. Now the place is an open
-air ball-room of curtesying sprites.
-
-Such are the wonderful ways of the woods!
-
-In sheltered spots where the cold winds cannot reach, cushions
-of wood-sorrel unfurl their pale-green leaves, and then send up,
-cautiously and shyly, the fragile bells that look as though a breath
-would blow them away. The woodruff also sets to work, for there must be
-beauty of odour as well as beauty of colour and form, and something
-will be needed to take the place of the violets when they go.
-
-By this time the bluebells are ready to come out; but there is no
-shyness about these, sturdy in their growth, no obstacle seems to
-hinder them; up come the green spears, making their own way through
-dead leaves and twigs and moss and acorn cup, through thickets of
-low-lying bramble, through carpets of close-growing ivy; if a dead
-branch or a tree trunk lies in their way, they peep out at one side,
-“Is there a trifle of daylight here?” And up they come, carpeting with
-blue the open spaces between the huge masses of rock that lie pell-mell
-about the surface; while the humble little ground-ivy lays cool green
-fingers, and a little later its violet-blue flowers, over the cream
-and silver of the birches, the soft grey of the beeches, and the rough
-bark of the oaks, where the felled trunks lie among the up-springing
-grass, sensing for the last time the coming of spring and summer on the
-hillside.
-
-Then it is, when the bluebells have turned to papery seed-pods, and the
-primroses have paled away into space, that the foxgloves begin to shake
-out their flowers and the hillside glows and palpitates with colour.
-They flourish with a joyous abandon that is positively infectious,
-and makes one feel there is still much left to live for. The way they
-suddenly appear when the trees are down—whole battalions of them—where
-only a season before there were regiments of larches, or thick woods
-of mixed timber, is really marvellous. Undoubtedly the ground must be
-packed with seed; more than this, there must always be young seedlings
-coming up among the undergrowth or in sheltered crevices where the
-larch needles do not penetrate; for no sooner are the trees cut than
-foxgloves start to spread their leaves to the light, and by the
-following summer, often before half the timber has been carried, you
-find them by the thousand—and that is a very low estimate—dotted all
-over the rough land, and, with a host of ferns, trying to cover up
-all that is maimed, and bare, and jagged, to hide the scars where the
-mighty have fallen, to give beauty for ashes in a very literal sense.
-
-Moreover, there seems an almost uncanny intelligence in the way they
-adapt themselves to their environment. You would think they knew that
-the winds from the far-off Channel blow strong at times, across these
-high open spaces; for you find that they invariably place themselves in
-the shelter of a big boulder, or settle down in a little hollow with a
-protecting flank of rockery, evidently conscious that their tall stems
-would be lashed down flat if exposed to the full force of the wind. Or
-you find them growing, it may be, at the foot of a crumbling gate post,
-or against an ivy-covered rock, or rows of them nestling close up to a
-lichen-covered stone wall; and in this way their beauty is enhanced by
-the background.
-
-And when they find themselves in an uncongenial setting—springing up in
-the very centre of a woodland path perhaps, or out in the open where
-the woodmen have been lopping the branches from a felled tree, and
-there is much devastation to be covered over and atoned for—there the
-foxglove lays its leaves as flat as possible against the earth, so as
-to offer the least inducement to the passer-by to injure it. And though
-it still sends up its flowers as bravely as it knows how, they are only
-a foot high, not the five and six feet of the foxglove in the shelter.
-Yet if it be possible, in the least bit possible, it leans against the
-pile of faggots, or gently touches the desolate trunk of what was once
-a majestic old tree—and who dare say that the silent companionship
-counts for nothing?
-
- * * * * *
-
-As I write this, in a year of the Awful War, there are some who would
-tell me that foxgloves will not find the people in food; while others
-see no value in the larches apart from their service as mine-props.
-
-Yet, while I would not under-estimate the utilitarian worth of crops
-and timber, the age-old truth is still insistent: Man cannot live by
-bread alone.
-
-You may clear from the surface of the land every plant that is not
-edible; you may fell every tree that does not serve for telegraph
-pole or pit wood; you may tabulate the food-productive qualities of
-the whole earth, and serve it out in a blue-book as literature for
-the people; you may manufacture electricity till there is no longer
-any night, and the mysteries of the twilight and the moonlight and
-the starlight are lost to us for ever; you may destroy the birds till
-there isn’t one Glad-song left in the caterpillar-riddled orchards
-and gardens; you may harness the rivers and streams for mechanical
-purposes, and drown the voices of the weir in the whirr of wheels,
-till there isn’t an ounce of energy flowing to waste throughout the
-length and breadth of the country; you may turn all Nature into a huge
-commercial enterprise that is the last word in economics and efficient
-organization—and what will be the result?
-
-Machines in place of souls!
-
-Germany strove to subserve everything to her own materialistic ends,
-and the price of her hideous and colossal crime is a world’s agony.
-
-Though this may seem but a parable, to some the reading will be clear:
-Where there is no vision, the people perish.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Transcriber’s Notes:
-
-Obvious punctuation errors repaired.
-
-Page 112, “contribubution” changed to “contribution” (own literary
-contribution)
-
-Page 167, “away” changed to “way” (my way round)
-
-Page 178, “seach” changed to “search” (in search of you)
-
-Page 200, “aromati” changed to “aromatic” (its aromatic leaves)
-
-Page 244, “bric” changed to “brac” of “bric-à-brac”
-
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