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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Jessamy Bride, by Frank Frankfort Moore
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-Title: The Jessamy Bride
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-Author: Frank Frankfort Moore
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-Illustrator: C. Allan Gilbert
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-Release Date: May 2, 2016 [EBook #51951]
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE JESSAMY BRIDE ***
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-THE JESSAMY BRIDE
-
-By Frank Frankfort Moore
-
-Author Of “The Impudent Comedian,” Etc.
-
-With Pictures in Color by C. Allan Gilbert
-
-New York
-
-Duffield & Company
-
-1906
-
-[Illustration: 0001]
-
-[Illustration: 0008]
-
-[Illustration: 0009]
-
-THE JESSAMY BRIDE
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are
-a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have
-difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down
-with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which
-intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on
-ignorance and maintained by sophistry.”
-
-“Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even
-the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered
-with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of
-another.”
-
-Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in
-Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some
-care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in
-the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn
-faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the
-conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind,
-and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of
-Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair
-and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an
-eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he
-might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's
-face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that
-he put behind his ear.
-
-Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the
-Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious
-and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their
-heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces
-were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who
-is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures
-worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward
-Johnson.
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of
-maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching
-upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my
-intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I
-cannot permit to pass unrebuked.”
-
-“Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr.
-Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous.”
-
-“And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a
-positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson.
-
-“Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the
-original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----”
-
-“Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art
-would indeed be a departure,” said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot
-countenance a proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.”
-
-“And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did
-you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?” said
-Garrick.
-
-“Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so--that's not just the
-same thing,” laughed Goldsmith.
-
-“Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the
-imagination,” said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory
-arrangement.”
-
-“Yes, for the author,” said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which
-was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.”
-
-“These sallies are all very well in their way,” said Garrick, “but their
-brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that
-Dr. Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be
-included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses
-no more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with
-the exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a
-statesman--another branch of the same profession--and therefore we are
-vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.”
-
-“The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,” said
-Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence--nay, even to
-Boswell's--that acting is a trick, not a profession--a diversion, not
-an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended to the
-contrary.”
-
-“It must only have been in sport, sir,” said Boswell mildly.
-
-“Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,” cried Johnson, “but
-he has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of
-having you as his advocate.”
-
-“Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce
-an opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,” said
-Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour----”
-
-“Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his
-return from Corsica?” shouted Johnson.
-
-“Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,” said Garrick,
-“but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of
-a wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied
-by Mr. Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as
-outcasts because we happen to be actors?”
-
-“Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,” cried Johnson. “And good enough
-for you too, you rascal!”
-
-“And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than
-become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who
-have relations in the church, to make such an assertion,” said Johnson
-sternly. “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in
-your estimation?”
-
-“The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither
-could the stage look for another Garrick?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street
-delighted the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,” cried Johnson; and
-when he perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay
-back in his chair and roared with laughter.
-
-Reynolds took snuff.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the
-puppets--I heard him myself,” said Boswell.
-
-“That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with
-that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,”
- said Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr.
-Boswell. But to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith;
-surely, Dr. Johnson, you will allow that an actor of genius is at least
-on a level with a musician of genius.”
-
-“Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will
-satisfy you,” replied Johnson.
-
-“Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that
-of Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,” said Burke.
-
-“Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and
-Piozzi the ill luck to be an Italian,” replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no
-use affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the
-arts. I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that
-you actually believe what your words would imply.”
-
-“You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,” said Goldsmith: “whether you will
-have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.”
-
-“I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space,
-just as there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really
-interesting to me personally,” said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is
-that I rashly made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for
-perhaps twenty minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some
-agreement on a matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr.
-Burke and myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.”
-
-He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal
-education in the days when grace was an art, and left the room.
-
-“If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I
-can bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“The dog is well enough,” said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in
-his place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him
-in his place he will tolerate as he does mine.”
-
-“And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?” asked Goldsmith.
-“Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders,
-as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man,
-we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?”
-
-“Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you
-have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say
-a good deal.”
-
-“What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his
-attempts to shine,” whispered Boswell to Burke.
-
-“'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice
-heard in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,” said Burke.
-
-“Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?” asked Boswell.
-
-“A Niagara?” said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it
-in his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a
-Niagara is.”
-
-“Sir,” said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in
-undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-The conversation took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the
-Strand, where the party had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as
-good company as usual. There was a general feeling that he had rarely
-insulted Boswell so frequently in the course of a single evening--but
-then, Boswell had rarely so laid himself open to insult as he had upon
-this evening--and when he had finished with the Scotchman, he turned
-his attention to Garrick, the opportunity being afforded him by Oliver
-Goldsmith, who had been unguarded enough to say a word or two regarding
-that which he termed “the art of acting.”
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,” cried the great dictator.
-“Who gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of
-acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler
-who kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist.
-Madame Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight
-rope, will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter--nay, every poodle that
-dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.”
-
-It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission
-of acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as
-Johnson asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made;
-it was in vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included
-among the arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the
-standing of artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose
-that the tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their
-claims to be on a level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of
-humanity. Dr. Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to
-him most courteously by his friends.
-
-Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told
-Burke he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was
-thoroughly Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and
-eminently capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements
-of a clubable man.
-
-He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and
-in reducing the others of the party to silence--all except Boswell, who,
-as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point of
-theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after
-he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very
-successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the
-distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over.
-
-He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what
-Dr. Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul.
-
-“Pray, sir,” said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds'
-ear-trumpet and his oracle--his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet was
-as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any evidence
-among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of man was
-imperishable?”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that
-the ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a _memento mori_
-at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.”
-
-“Well, sir?” said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause.
-
-“Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such
-an object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to
-accept the offer of a dinner,” said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest
-manner.
-
-Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally.
-He felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from
-Johnson.
-
-“Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,” he murmured, but in
-no deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every
-one present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was
-necessary for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he
-was the recipient.
-
-“Come, Goldy,” cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must
-not be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the
-better of you in the argument.”
-
-“Argument, sir?” said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that
-any argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's
-argument, Doctor.”
-
-“'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr.
-Boswell, sir,” said Johnson, with a twinkle.
-
-“The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor,
-the wolf,” muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts
-for his Animated Nature.
-
-At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message
-to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious
-to obtain permission to join the party.
-
-“My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?” said
-Goldsmith, who appeared to be both surprised and confused.
-
-“Why, sir,” said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had
-a cousin who was a dignitary of the church.”
-
-“Have I, indeed?” said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this
-must be the very man. A Dean, is he?”
-
-“Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common
-room of a tavern,” said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any
-sudden addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an
-Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give
-the order to show him into this room.” Goldsmith seemed lost in thought.
-He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone
-told the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face
-undoubtedly wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any
-of his friends, before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and
-somewhat undersized clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands
-and apron of a dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect
-carriage that gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was
-white, but his eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in
-one eye.
-
-The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward.
-It contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table
-twenty minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver,
-perceived in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to
-that with which Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A
-little jerk which the visitor gave in raising his head was laughably
-like a motion made by Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow.
-
-“Gentlemen,” said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of
-you to be seated.” His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's,
-although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made
-an attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have
-regarded him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,” continued the
-stranger; “you embarrass me with your courtesy.”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I
-have the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.”
-
-“I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,” said the stranger, with a
-deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation
-of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which
-of this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly--I beg your pardon,
-Oliver--ah, old times--old times!” He had caught Goldsmith's hands
-in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air.
-Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of
-a smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long
-silence that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an
-element of pathos.
-
-Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing
-all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was
-now worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise.
-
-“I ask your pardon, sir,” he said, gravely, “but--sir, I am a
-painter--my name is Reynolds--and--well, sir, the family resemblance
-between you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith--a resemblance that
-perhaps only a painter's eye could detect--seemed to me so extraordinary
-as you stood together, that----”
-
-“Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried the visitor. “My
-cousin Oliver and I have not met for--how many years is it, Nolly? Not
-eleven--no, it cannot be eleven--and yet----”
-
-“Ah, sir,” said Oliver, “time is fugitive--very fugitive.”
-
-He shook his head sadly.
-
-“I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the
-wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,” said the stranger.
-“But you must present me to your friends, Noll--Oliver, I mean. You,
-sir”--he turned to Reynolds--“have told me your name. Am I fortunate
-enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there can be no
-doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am your
-servant. And you, sir”--he turned to Burke--“I seem to have seen your
-face somewhere--it is strangely familiar----”
-
-“That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,” said Goldsmith. He was rapidly
-recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of
-pride, as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The
-clergyman made precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying----
-
-“What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty--the friend of the
-people?”
-
-“The same, sir,” said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver
-Goldsmith.”
-
-“Then he is my friend also,” said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a
-position to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.”
-
-“You do me great honor, sir,” said Burke.
-
-Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr.
-Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so
-far neglected.
-
-“Mr. Burke, you are our countryman--Oliver's and mine--and I know you
-are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have a talk
-with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?”
-
-“With all my power, sir,” said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir.
-Mrs. Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an
-honour upon the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.”
-
-“You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do
-you work with your arm that way?”
-
-“There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,” said Oliver.
-
-“They can wait,” cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr.
-Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel
-mortified at what I have said.”
-
-“This is Mr. Boswell, sir,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Mr. Boswell--of where, sir?”
-
-“Mr. Boswell, of--of Scotland, sir.”
-
-“Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre.
-Your clergymen might be better employed, Mr.--Mr.----”
-
-“Boswell, sir.”
-
-“Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you
-ever visit your country again--a remote possibility, from all that I can
-learn of your countrymen.”
-
-“Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'----” began
-Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger.
-
-“What, you would condone his offence?” he cried. “The fact of your
-having a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still
-sadly lax in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.”
-
-“And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,” said Goldsmith in tones of triumph.
-
-His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table,
-bowing profoundly.
-
-“Dr. Johnson,” he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.”
-
-“I am your servant, Mr. Dean,” said Johnson, towering above him as he
-got--somewhat awkwardly--upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth,
-sir--leaving aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in
-the church to which you have attained--fails to obtain my respect.”
-
-“I am glad of that, sir,” said the Dean. “It shows that you, though
-a Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal
-on behalf of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not
-disposed to relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration
-for the church.”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face.
-“Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable.
-I am not a Non-conformist--on the contrary, I would give the rogues no
-quarter.”
-
-“Sir,” said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke
-to a subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened
-country and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you
-in the company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe
-that you were the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of
-conscience. I regret that I was mistaken.”
-
-“Sir!” cried Goldsmith, in great consternation--for Johnson was rendered
-speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, instead
-of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is the
-great Dr. Johnson--nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.”
-
-“'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the
-weak,” said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest
-gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one
-sense: he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one
-scale. To such greatness we would do well to bow.”
-
-“Heavens, sir!” said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in
-it. “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?”
-
-“Alas! sir,” said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be
-expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course,
-Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you,
-Mr.--Mr.--ah! you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though
-I doubt not you are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you
-written that entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence
-of such gentlemen as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and--I add with
-pride--Oliver Goldsmith?”
-
-“I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,” muttered Boswell.
-
-“And he has doubtless greatness enough--avoirdupois--to serve for both!
-Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to speak for
-himself, tell me what he has written.”
-
-“He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of
-Corsica,” said Goldsmith, with some stammering.
-
-“And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy
-altitude in literature?”
-
-“You are surely jesting, sir,” said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar
-with Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.”
-
-“Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no
-need for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the
-work appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?”
-
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-
-But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up
-a volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown
-and Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his
-wont, until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose.
-
-“Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them
-with greater tenderness,” said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that
-the purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the
-work of others. When did he bring out his dictionary?”
-
-“Eighteen years ago,” said Oliver.
-
-“And what books has he written within the intervening years?”
-
-“He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of
-our authors.”
-
-“Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past
-eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You,
-cousin, have written many works that the world would not willingly be
-without; and I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable
-list; but your friend--oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!--he is no true
-worker in literature, or he would--nay, he could not, have remained idle
-all these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not
-use his pen?”
-
-“He has a pension from the King, sir,” stuttered Oliver. “I tell you,
-sir, he is the most learned man in Europe.”
-
-“His is a sad case,” said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering
-to him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious
-duty.” He took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head.
-Goldsmith fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's
-jaw fell; Burke and Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr.
-Johnson,” said the stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman
-to urge upon you to amend your way of life.”
-
-“Sir,” shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that
-you were a very impertinent fellow!”
-
-“Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience--if you have
-one--tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure the
-knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this
-room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have
-acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you
-have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a
-friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your
-friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips,
-though they are workers--not without honour--at that profession of
-letters which you despise--nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you did not
-despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your life
-to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that a
-pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread
-of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr.
-Johnson, if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think
-you will be regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those
-tavern dinners at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down
-all who differ from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your
-love of idleness and your intolerance? That is the question which I
-leave with you; I pray you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my
-leave of you. Gentlemen, Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have
-not spoken in vain.”
-
-He made a general bow--an awkward bow--and walked with some dignity to
-the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-
-When he had disappeared, the room was very silent.
-
-Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face
-buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince
-of Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he
-published 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?” He ran to the door and
-opened it, calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!”
- “Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia'!”
-
-“Sir!” came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your
-chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect
-which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave
-decently.”
-
-Goldsmith shut the door.
-
-“I did you a gross injustice, sir,” said he, returning slowly to the
-table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book
-since your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the
-moment I forgot your 'Rasselas.'”
-
-“If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force
-of your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson. “If I am
-suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small
-volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my
-industry.”
-
-“Those who know you, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of
-your industry. As for that man----”
-
-“Let the man alone, sir,” thundered Johnson.
-
-“Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?” said Boswell.
-
-“Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next
-to a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's;
-and, in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.”
-
-“Oh, no, sir,” said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of
-justification. Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written
-even within the year.”
-
-“Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the--well, the less I think of
-them, if you will allow me the paradox,” said Johnson. “Sir, the man
-is right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey
-my compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can
-forgive him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my
-Dictionary. Pray what is his name, sir?”
-
-“His name, sir, his name?” faltered Goldsmith.
-
-“Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,” said Johnson.
-
-“His name, sir, is--is--God help me, sir, I know not what is his name.”
-
-“Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell
-tells me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did
-so in a spirit of boasting, you erred.”
-
-For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said
-in a low tone:
-
-“The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.”
-
-“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,” cried Boswell. “You boasted
-of him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.”
-
-“Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,” said Burke with a smile.
-
-“His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of
-nature are maintained when one hears his voice,” remarked Goldsmith in a
-low tone.
-
-“Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,” said Reynolds as the door was opened
-and Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced
-to the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before.
-“Mr. Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.”
-
-“Whatever he may be on some other points,” remarked Burke.
-
-“Gentlemen,” said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than
-you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May
-I inquire the reason of the difference?”
-
-“You may not, sir!” shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to
-acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that
-it would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he
-knew that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick
-were to hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene
-for the entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had
-heard more than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield
-had created by his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson,
-played an important part. He had been congratulating himself upon the
-fortunate absence of the actor during the visit of the clergyman.
-
-“You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,” he repeated, as Garrick looked
-with a blank expression of interrogation around the company.
-
-“Sir,” said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.”
-
-“What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues
-that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?” cried Johnson.
-
-“Nay, sir, one question,” said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed.
-“Mr. Garrick--have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for a
-relative?”
-
-“Why, no, sir,” replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a
-brother who deserved to be a Dean.”
-
-“And so I had,” cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My
-poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.”
-
-“I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is
-concerned,” said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's
-gestures--nay, some of the tones of his voice as well--resembled those
-of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table noticed
-the similarity to which I allude.”
-
-“I certainly noticed it,” cried Boswell eagerly.
-
-“Your evidence is not admissible, sir,” said Johnson. “What does Sir
-Joshua Reynolds say?”
-
-“Why, sir,” said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick,
-“I confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as
-regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he
-was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.”
-
-“But if not, sir, how can you account for----”
-
-Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson.
-
-“Be silent, sir,” he thundered. “If you have left your manners in
-Scotland in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for
-the gift was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country
-in that respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken
-touching this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in
-the light of a personal affront.”
-
-After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said:
-
-“I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the
-past half-hour than any of this company.”
-
-“Well, Davy,” said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly
-dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been,
-sir, and of what nature was your diversion?”
-
-“Sir,” said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.”
-
-“So have we, sir--with the greatest poet alive--the author of 'The
-Deserted Village'--and yet you enter to find us immoderately glum,” said
-Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he did not
-regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he quite
-believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the
-relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds.
-
-“Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick.
-“Mine was only a sort of poet.”
-
-“And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?” asked Boswell.
-
-“A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,” replied
-Garrick.
-
-He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment
-for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who
-was anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just
-written. The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house
-in the Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was
-short, it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated
-by Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree.
-
-“A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman--he wore
-the bands and apron of a Dean,” he continued, “not seeming to notice the
-little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man
-grasped me by the arm,” he continued, “doubtless recognising me from
-my portraits--for he said he had never seen me act--and then began an
-harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however,
-that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction
-than my neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith,
-gentlemen, he took it quite as a family grievance.” Suddenly he paused,
-and looked around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest
-were grave. A thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!” he cried,
-“it is not possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin,
-the Dean, regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so, 'tis
-an extraordinary coincidence that I should have encountered
-him--unless--good heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here
-when I had thrown him off?”
-
-“Sir,” cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no
-Dean, entered this room!”
-
-“Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court
-on your return,” said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!--a small man with the
-family bow of the Goldsmiths--something like this.” He gave a comical
-reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman.
-
-“I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of
-mine,” protested Goldsmith.
-
-“And let that be the end of the matter,” declared Johnson, with no lack
-of decisiveness in his voice.
-
-“Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman
-again,” laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was
-endeavouring to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version
-of 'The Deserted Village'--he said he had the version at his lodging,
-and meant to read it to his cousin--I ask your pardon, sir, but he said
-'cousin.'”
-
-“Sir, let us have no more of this--cousin or no cousin,” roared Johnson.
-
-“That is my prayer, sir--I utter it with all my heart and soul,” said
-Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak--my poet and his play.
-What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as the
-subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?”
-
-“I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme
-of theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that
-scoundrel Foote,” said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite
-himself again, and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with
-that finality which carried conviction with it--yes, to James Boswell.
-
-For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details
-of his interview with the poet who--according to his account--had
-designed the drama of “Otaheite” in order to afford Garrick an
-opportunity of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in
-feathers, and beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while
-he delivered a series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to
-Mars, Vulcan and Diana.
-
-“The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,” said Garrick. “My poet
-explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to
-his advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess;
-and when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite
-could know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea
-Islanders were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights
-in the Pagan mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that
-the Romans should claim a monopoly of Diana.”
-
-Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's
-contention was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief
-to his mind to have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the
-argument, though he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in
-the poet's argument.
-
-He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the
-question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion
-of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman
-mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an
-hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the
-force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick,
-originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his
-tragedy.
-
-When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson
-apart--greatly to the pique of Boswell--and said--
-
-“Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you
-will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from
-you.”
-
-“You deserve no favour, Goldy,” said Johnson, laying his hand on the
-little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants
-you one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your
-debtor. Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting
-you a favour.”
-
-“You say everything better than any living man, sir,” cried Goldsmith.
-“How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you
-suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am
-anxious to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I
-have written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.”
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several
-years now.”
-
-“Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.”
-
-“Undoubtedly, sir--long before you became recognised as the most
-melodious of our poets--the most diverting of our play-writers. I wrote
-the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for your
-second--nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and if it be
-damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my tragedy of
-'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in
-his eyes and his voice as he said--
-
-“Your generosity overpowers me, sir.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-Boswell, who was standing to one side watching---his eyes full of
-curiosity and his ears strained to catch by chance a word--the little
-scene that was being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care
-that Johnson should be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's
-house necessitated a walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly;
-but this was nothing to Boswell, who had every confidence in his own
-capability to extract from his great patron some account of the secrets
-which had been exchanged in the corner.
-
-For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object--nay,
-when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch,
-Johnson turned upon him, saying--
-
-“Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell
-you that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man,
-woman or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be
-a friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger,
-who had every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by
-you, sir.”
-
-Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his
-good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month
-of inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during
-the summer.
-
-The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the
-Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house
-in Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through
-Goldsmith's, and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was
-very eloquent in his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who,
-he said, in spite of the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an
-impostor calling himself his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to
-receive the dedication of the new comedy. Burke, who understood the
-temperament of his countryman, felt that he himself might surpass in
-eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he took for his text the magnanimity
-of the author of “The Good Natured Man.” He, however, refrained from the
-attempt to prove to his companion that there were other ways by which a
-man could gain a reputation for generosity than by permitting the most
-distinguished writer of the age to dedicate a comedy to him.
-
-Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits,
-quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds
-was as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at
-a corner so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of
-ear-shot, he laid his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he
-said--
-
-“You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best
-friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy--the greatest
-genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, and there
-never will be another such.”
-
-“Sir,” said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon
-his face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that
-you are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it,
-but as for the rascality--well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both
-a great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for
-example, but----”
-
-“Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a
-device as that bow which you made, Davy,” said Reynolds. “It presented
-before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths--all made in the same fashion
-as our friend on in front, and all striving---and not unsuccessfully,
-either--to maintain the family tradition of the Goldsmith bow. And
-then your imitation of your imitation of the same movement--how did we
-contain ourselves--Burke and I?”
-
-“You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?” said Garrick.
-
-“I'm convinced that he did.”
-
-“But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.”
-
-“You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was
-tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.”
-
-“You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not
-certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to
-him and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson
-and never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.”
-
-“You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain,
-David.”
-
-“It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device,
-my friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant,
-Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are
-others who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man
-to offer an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.”
-
-“He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.”
-
-“And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to
-attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a
-man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow
-a bad word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole
-dozen could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our
-friend Mr. Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of
-generosity because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at
-them, but preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I
-would rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of
-a dozen yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such
-as Bunbury. On the same principle, I have no particular liking to be
-preserved to make sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that
-literary three-decker, Johnson.”
-
-“I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old
-schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.”
-
-“That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up
-my mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an
-actor being a degrading-one--about an actor being on the level with a
-fiddler--nay, one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old
-schoolmaster a more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it
-is probable that he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain
-truths which were told to him by the Dean.”
-
-“And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to
-Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled
-by that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking
-characteristics of the Goldsmith family.”
-
-“Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour--declaring that he had
-never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?”
-
-“Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were
-magnanimous, David--as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an arm,
-plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a grain
-or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I have
-seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest
-commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal
-force the immorality of the whole proceeding.”
-
-They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith
-and Burke--the former still talking eagerly--having waited for them to
-come up.
-
-“Gentlemen,” said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed
-way to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some
-refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an
-opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady
-Betty Hamilton.”
-
-“_O matre pulchra filia pulchrior_” said Goldsmith; but there was not
-much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been
-the loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of
-Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll.
-
-Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's
-servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out
-by the servant.
-
-He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick.
-
-“Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,” he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness
-for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your
-absence.”
-
-“Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,” said Sir Joshua.
-“I cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.”
-
-“The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the
-picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made
-a point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside
-when she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.”
-
-“I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself
-to your Lordship's eye,” said Sir Joshua.
-
-“The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,” said the young man, but
-with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also
-a beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side
-of the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick--two birds with the one stone, you
-know?”
-
-“True, sir,” said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.”
-
-“That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,” said the young
-man. “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at
-the Pantheon to-night.”
-
-“Is it not a mask?” said Garrick.
-
-“Nay, finer sport even than that,” laughed the youth. “We are going to
-do more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in
-twenty years, sir.”
-
-“At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?” inquired Garrick.
-
-“Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,”
- cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be
-acquainted with them?”
-
-“Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick.
-
-“I have often longed for that privilege,” said Lord Stanley, bowing
-in reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the
-Marriage Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always
-been my favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another,
-Dr. Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so
-distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me
-invite you all to the Pantheon--here are tickets to the show. You will
-give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night when
-Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.”
-
-“Alas, my Lord,” said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of
-Mr. Col-man.”
-
-“What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless,
-you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to
-act my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.”
-
-He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with
-an air of mystery.
-
-“What does he mean?” asked Reynolds.
-
-“That is what I have been asking myself,” replied Garrick. “By heavens,
-I have it!” he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard
-rumours of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers
-of the Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of
-Vauxhall and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the
-entrance of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the
-leader of the scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also
-one of the plot. Let us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss
-being-present for the world.”
-
-“I am not so eager,” said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early
-in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to
-be on foot.”
-
-“I have not, thank heaven!” cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith,
-I'll swear. As for Burke--well, being a member of Parliament, he is a
-seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.”
-
-“We need a frolic,” cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough
-dinner at the Crown and Anchor.”
-
-“An Irishman and a frolic are like--well, let us say like Lady Betty and
-your macaw, Sir Joshua,” said Burke. “They go together very naturally.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-Sir Joshua entered his house, and the others hastened northward to the
-Oxford road, where the Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a
-year for the entertainment of the fashionable world--a more fashionable
-world, it was hoped, than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh
-and Vauxhall. From a hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and
-fashion sought their entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly
-Rooms when the weather failed to allow of their meeting at the two great
-public gardens. But as the government of the majority of these places
-invariably became lax--there was only one Beau Nash who had the
-cleverness to perceive that an autocracy was the only possible form of
-government for such assemblies--the committee of the Pantheon determined
-to frame so strict a code of rules, bearing upon the admission of
-visitors, as should, they believed, prevent the place from falling to
-the low level of the gardens.
-
-In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda,
-there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically
-excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to
-maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the
-most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed
-to enter.
-
-The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions
-as eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were
-sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going
-to those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such
-persons understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be
-optimists in regard to the question of the possibility of combining
-Puritanism and promiscuous entertainments terminating long after
-midnight. They hailed the arrival of the time when innocent recreation
-would not be incompatible with the display of the richest dresses or the
-most sumptuous figures.
-
-But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on
-the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The
-best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that
-the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them
-published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks
-artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility
-of actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually
-scandalous.
-
-While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and
-declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their
-resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who
-affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying
-out of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make
-the management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in
-endeavouring to discriminate between the classes of their patrons.
-
-When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the
-thoroughfare was then called, the result of this meeting was making
-itself felt. The road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for
-something unusual to occur, though of what form it was to assume no
-one seemed to be aware. The crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They
-cheered heartily every coach that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed
-ladies to the Pantheon and to other and less public entertainments.
-They waved their hats over the chairs which, similarly burdened, went
-swinging along between the bearers, footmen walking on each side
-and link-boys running in advance, the glare of their torches giving
-additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows who had the
-chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an officer of the
-Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and occasionally a
-jostling match took place between some supercilious young beau and the
-apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force his way.
-More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of the
-lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the
-next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing
-with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury.
-Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick,
-drew his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the
-crowd. It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a
-space was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was
-thrown to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy
-dropped upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the
-crowd cheered and jeered in turn.
-
-At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the
-frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a
-dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to
-use both.
-
-But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road,
-all the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object,
-and there was a cry of, “Here they come--here she comes--a cheer for
-Mrs. Baddeley!”
-
-“O Lord,” cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia
-Baddeley for their experiment!”
-
-“Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,” said Goldsmith.
-“They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs.
-Baddeley. There are many gradations in colour between black and white.”
-
-“But not between black and White's,” said Burke. “This notion is well
-worthy of the wit of White's.”
-
-“Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,” said
-Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it
-cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.”
-
-“That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene
-as this,” said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week
-after to-night.”
-
-“By my soul!” cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double
-that sum to be safe at home in bed.”
-
-The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley,
-the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way
-through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance
-in front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold
-and silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of
-gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed,
-and they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one
-side was the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr.
-Hanger, equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was
-immediately behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of
-the lady's escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage.
-
-The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was
-seated, smiling----“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,” Burke
-remarked.
-
-“Oh, yes,” cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am
-fortunate in having her in my new comedy.”
-
-“The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,” said
-Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for
-several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress.
-
-“And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of
-the Duchesses,” said Burke.
-
-“My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's
-sway,” said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band
-will emancipate him.”
-
-“If so he is in error,” said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never
-let him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady
-Betty.”
-
-“Till then, do you say?” said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he
-will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had
-a very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady
-is most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to
-Reynolds.”
-
-The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to
-Lady Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be
-a _fait accompli_; but there were rumours that the young man had of
-late been making an effort to release himself--that it was only with
-difficulty the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon
-her daughter, whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds.
-
-The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the
-crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and
-friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of
-dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also
-gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were
-plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon.
-
-It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession
-that a voice cried--
-
-“Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow
-them to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!” The
-discordant note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment
-a seasonable one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town.
-
-The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up
-a shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a
-Methodist service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with
-which the early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another
-direction a ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as
-well as men; but above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the
-preacher was heard.
-
-“By my soul,” said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I
-should like to find some one who would give me a play with such a
-scene.”
-
-A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in
-the act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned
-suddenly round.
-
-“I'll take your order, sir,” he cried. “Only you will have to pay me
-handsomely.”
-
-“What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the
-escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?” said Garrick.
-
-“Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,” cried Captain Horneck--Goldsmith's
-“Captain in lace.”
-
-“If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he
-would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to
-my Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would
-happen.” Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,” he
-cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for
-your new comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not
-wearing the peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to
-be resisted, whatever you wear.”
-
-“You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,” said
-Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs
-stop at the porch of the Pantheon.”
-
-“As a matter of course you will come,” said young Horneck. “Let us
-hasten out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin
-to preach!”
-
-He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his
-arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as
-they could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his
-companion, that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but
-for the fact that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord
-Albemarle, and that his mother had entreated him not to do anything that
-might jeopardise the match.
-
-“You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,” said Garrick.
-
-“Nay,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the
-means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort
-would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that
-his act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.”
-
-“You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,” said the Captain.
-“Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole.
-But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty
-and the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.”
-
-“Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,” said Burke.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-The party found, on approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being
-under the guidance of Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have
-had considerable difficulty getting near the porch of the building,
-where the crowds were most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed
-his way quite good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the
-people, and was followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little
-way behind. But as soon as the latter couple came within the light of
-the hundred lamps which hung around the porch, they were recognised and
-cheered by the crowd, who made a passage for them to the entrance just
-as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was set down.
-
-The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed
-in front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a
-line on each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped
-out--she could not be persuaded to do so for some time--and walked
-between the ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered
-the points of their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy
-than they would have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at
-that period were doing their best to obtain some recognition.
-
-Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business” of the part which she had
-to play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding
-herself confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick
-standing at one side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he
-bowed with exquisite irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit
-was too much for her. Forgetting that she was playing the part of a
-_grande dame_, she turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her
-hands--one holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan--crying--
-
-“La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's
-the prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?”
-
-“Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,” said Garrick
-gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the
-porch.
-
-The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely
-serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan
-collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the
-side of the lady.
-
-“Madam,” he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon.
-What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady
-visitor?” he shouted to the liveried porter.
-
-“Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,”
- replied the man.
-
-“Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,” said the young
-gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.”
-
-“I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,” replied the man.
-
-“Nay, Mr. Hanger,” replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the
-cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.”
-
-“Gentlemen,” cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not
-your will that we should come in active contest with the representatives
-of authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that
-our honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?” When
-the cries of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the
-responsibility for bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords
-to the front! You will touch no man with a point unless he oppose you.
-Should a constable assault any of this company you will run him through
-without mercy. Now, gentlemen.”
-
-In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and
-in that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few
-moments stood irresolute, but then--the points of a dozen swords were
-within a yard of their breasts--lowered their staves and slipped quietly
-aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt to
-withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily
-went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart.
-
-To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from
-the thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort
-walked through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being
-sheathed at the entrance.
-
-It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the
-rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some
-of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to
-look scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave
-the assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose
-first husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively
-plain, in spite of their masks of paint and powder.
-
-The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of
-her daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been
-twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess
-of Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of
-a body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob
-anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had
-no touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her
-complexion, and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add
-to their silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the
-cold whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose.
-The solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that
-she made with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that
-lovely woman.
-
-Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were
-small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the
-Duchess's elegance and distinction.
-
-Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at
-the lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her
-body guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her,
-they exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess
-even smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster
-shrugged her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a
-Frenchwoman.
-
-Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance
-also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying--
-
-“Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set
-her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be
-frightened away.”
-
-Captain Horneck had gone up to his _fiancee_.
-
-“You were not in that creature's train, I hope,” said the lady.
-
-“I? Dear child, for what do you take me?” he said. “No, I certainly was
-not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-“If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven
-you the impropriety,” said she.
-
-(She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than
-a year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.)
-
-By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and
-now returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where
-Mrs. Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers.
-
-“Madam,” said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you
-their sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and
-to express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour
-them by your patronage.”
-
-And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the
-management, with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling
-actress.
-
-“And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,” said Lord Stanley. “She
-agreed to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.”
-
-“She can take very good care of herself,” said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat
-curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to
-underrate the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to
-divide the honours attached to her position with another woman, much
-less with one who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself.
-“Mrs. Abington is a little timid, my Lord,” she continued; “she may not
-find herself quite at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place,
-to be sure; but for my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better
-taste.”
-
-But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was
-conveyed to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of
-the honours which were being done to the lady who had entered the room,
-and when this news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through
-the porch to the side of her sister actress.
-
-And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll
-and Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two
-actresses, offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them
-frequently at the assemblies in the rotunda.
-
-The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the
-condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged
-their shoulders once more.
-
-Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was
-disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew
-that the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the
-Duchess's daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity
-of mothers with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible
-suitors were growing scarce?
-
-Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played
-under his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy,
-and he was compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more
-highly finished exhibition of this form of art.
-
-His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs.
-Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he
-liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to
-remain in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious
-to see what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and
-his friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the
-part of the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke,
-he heard a merry voice behind him saying--
-
-“Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the
-Pantheon?”
-
-“Nay,” cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing
-of a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth
-century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on
-the Oxford road.”
-
-He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a
-handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised.
-
-“Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride--and my sweet Little Comedy!” he cried, as
-the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act
-of making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and
-Katherine--the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam,
-I am your servant--and don't I look your servant, too,” he added,
-remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress.
-
-“You look always the same good friend,” said the lady.
-
-“Nay,” laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take
-care, for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it
-is not that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something
-gorgeous. What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?”
-
-(His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and
-Bun-burys.)
-
-“Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your
-company, madam,” said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But
-a peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after
-to-night.” He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses
-and their admirers.
-
-Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down.
-
-“The air is tainted,” said Goldsmith, solemnly.
-
-“Yes,” said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you
-say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.”
-
-“I said not so, madam,” cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As
-amusing---amusing----”
-
-“As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,”
- protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?”
-
-“Oh, undoubtedly those were his words--only he did not utter them,”
- replied the Jessamy Bride.
-
-“There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such
-witnesses!” said Mrs. Bunbury.
-
-“I could deny nothing to two such faces,” said Goldsmith, “even though
-one of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius
-weeping over the Pantheon.”
-
-“And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for
-it?” she inquired, with her chin in the air.
-
-“Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,”
- said Goldsmith.
-
-“Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,” cried the young
-lady.
-
-“Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,” said
-Oliver.
-
-“That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,”
- remarked Mary.
-
-“And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the
-Pantheon without the knowledge of his biographer,” cried her sister,
-with an air of worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well
-qualified to be an exponent.
-
-“'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to
-the Royal Academy of Arts,” said a lady who had come up with Burke at
-that moment--a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every
-movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour.
-
-Goldsmith bowed low--again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which
-Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest
-unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot.
-
-“In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,” Goldsmith began, but seeing the
-ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and
-the compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur.
-
-“Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr.
-Goldsmith?” said Mrs. Thrale.
-
-“Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by
-declining to argue out the matter with you,” said the Professor of
-Ancient History.
-
-Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's
-quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed
-in her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention
-to the words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who,
-moreover, declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in
-accepting her patronage.
-
-She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms--most
-of which had been said at least once before--at the expense of the
-Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more
-busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the
-injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her _jeux d'esprit_,
-she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the
-benefit of her remarks.
-
-Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy,
-pointing out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when,
-suddenly turning in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing
-behind her mother, the jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the
-expression of dismay--worse than dismay--which was on the girl's face as
-she gazed across the rotunda.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-Goldsmith followed the direction of her eyes and saw that their object
-was a man in the uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs.
-Abingdon. He was a showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence
-of some dissipated years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his
-bearing.
-
-Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck
-and gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant--only for an
-instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to
-the girl across the room.
-
-Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become
-white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after
-the lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy
-of feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been
-a witness of a _rencontre_ which evidently was painful to her; but
-he spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely
-noticeable imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them;
-and, professing himself woefully ignorant as to the _personnel_ of the
-majority of the people who were present, inquired first what was the
-name of a gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently
-interested ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that
-elaborate bow.
-
-Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star,
-but after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head.
-
-“I have never seen him before,” she said. “I don't think he can be
-any one in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually
-nobodies--until we come to know them.”
-
-“That is quite reasonable,” said he. “It is a distinction to become your
-friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor
-at the Academy are forgotten.”
-
-His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her
-attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse.
-
-“Heavens, child!” she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?”
-
-“What should be the matter with me?” said Mary. “What, except--oh, this
-place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and
-well ventilated at all times!”
-
-“My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,” said
-Bunbury.
-
-“No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a
-moment,” said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's
-sake don't stare so, child,” she added to her sister, making a pitiful
-attempt to laugh.
-
-“But, my dear----” began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by Mary.
-
-“Nay,” she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and--well, every
-one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the faintness
-has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's company?
-Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a fuss.
-Lend me your arm, if you please.”
-
-“With all pleasure in life,” cried Oliver.
-
-He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how
-greatly she was trembling.
-
-When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister
-and Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that,
-immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer
-who had bowed to her.
-
-“Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,” she said. “Take me
-somewhere--some place away from here--any place away from here.”
-
-He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one
-sconce with wax candles was alight.
-
-“Why should you tremble, my dear girl?” said he. “What is there to be
-afraid of? I am your friend--you know that I would die to save you from
-the least trouble.”
-
-“Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?” she cried. “I am in no
-trouble--only for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you
-did not come in the bloom-tinted coat after all.”
-
-He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was
-broken only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's
-song--the hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the
-rotunda and around the galleries.
-
-At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying--
-
-“I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend--I wonder what
-you think of your Jessamy Bride.”
-
-“I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,” said he tenderly.
-“But if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may
-be able to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a
-moment. Why, what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry
-in France together?”
-
-“Nothing--nothing has happened--I give you my word upon it,” she
-said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be
-frightened--no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, have
-not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could not
-understand--psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. Goldsmith;
-girls are foolish creatures.”
-
-“Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?”
- said he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence?
-Think if it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs
-are concerned, but I feel that for others--for you, my dear--ah, child,
-don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its
-poignancy is blunted?”
-
-“I have never had consolation except from you,” said the girl. “But
-this--this--oh, my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's
-soul to enable you to write those lines--
-
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly,
-
- And finds too late. . . '?”
-
-There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to
-his forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked
-slowly away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than
-a dozen steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of
-indecision, hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying--
-
-“I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.”
-
-“Yes,” she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is
-evil about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their
-own destruction, but by women.”
-
-She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again.
-
-“Let us go away,” she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner
-of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever
-any singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song!
-I would pay fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her
-efforts.” Her laugh had a shrill note that caused it to sound very
-pitiful to the man who heard it.
-
-He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was
-standing with Burke and her son.
-
-“I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,” said Mrs.
-Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.”
-
-“Oh, no; I have missed no note of it--no note. Was there ever anything
-so delicious--so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went homeward,
-mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.”
-
-“At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!”
- said Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her
-mother's keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!”
-
-“Mary was always a wise little person,” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“Wise? Oh, let us go home!” said the girl wearily.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,” said her
-mother.
-
-Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the
-janitor to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach.
-
-He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder
-lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the
-girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could
-hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny.
-
-The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went
-out into the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While
-Goldsmith was in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was
-furtively glancing around, and before she had got into a position for
-seating herself by the side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so
-clumsy a way that several of the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated,
-bowing awkwardly, and, to crown his stupidity, he turned round so
-rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran violently full-tilt against a
-gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to the side of the chariot as if
-to take leave of the ladies.
-
-The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and
-staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until
-the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered
-wig, was barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his
-awkwardness.
-
-“Curse you for a lout!” cried the officer.
-
-Goldsmith put his hat on his head.
-
-“Look you, sir!” he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for
-the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to
-say as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir--Oliver
-Goldsmith--and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that we
-are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you
-may be.”
-
-The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging
-cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish,
-shouted “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke
-forever!” For both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as
-they were in society.
-
-While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman,
-in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders,
-stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand.
-Then he turned to his opponent, saying--
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you
-can let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.”
-
-“Or if it suits you better, sir,” said another gentleman coming to
-Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord
-Clare.”
-
-“My Lord,” cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no
-quarrel with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in
-the heat of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman
-might not make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I
-have the honour to wish your Lordship good-night.”
-
-He bowed and made his exit.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-When Goldsmith reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting
-him a letter from Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let
-him know that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his
-comedy which had been in rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman,
-felt they were right in doing so, as the failure of the piece was so
-inevitable. He hoped that Dr. Goldsmith would be discreet enough to
-sanction its withdrawal while its withdrawal was still possible.
-
-He read this letter--one of several which he had received from Colman
-during the week prophesying disaster--without impatience, and threw it
-aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save the
-expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken
-his lines--
-
- “When lovely woman stoops to folly,
-
- And finds too late....”
-
-“Too late----” She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had broken,
-as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had broken,
-when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is enshrined for
-all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress of tears. It
-would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in her eyes.
-Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice....
-
-What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl
-who had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other
-human being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had
-shown themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing
-himself on the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when
-Little Comedy married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him
-which had begun at Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he
-spent at the Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his
-life.
-
-But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy
-Bride,” drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt
-from the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature--that
-in her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy
-which he sought. More than once she had proved to him that she
-recognised the greatness of his nature--his simplicity, his generosity,
-the tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his
-trustfulness, that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his
-intolerance of hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was
-the note of the most successful productions of the day. Above all,
-he felt that she recognised his true attitude in relation to English
-literature. If he was compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order
-to earn his daily bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English
-literature. How nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,” “The
-Vicar of Wakefield,” “The Deserted Village,” and “The Good Natured
-Man” testified at intervals. He felt that he was the truest poet, the
-sincerest dramatist, of the period, and he never allowed the work which
-he was compelled to do for the booksellers to turn him aside from his
-high aims.
-
-It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood
-what his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of
-the world. She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she
-understood him and sympathised with him.
-
-As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of
-her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the
-time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied
-her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered
-how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a
-long visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look
-of gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her
-with a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield” was the book, and she had said--
-
-“You can never, never know what it has been to me--what it has done
-for me.” Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude--of
-affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes
-had overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not
-be easily severed.
-
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-
-But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's
-song.
-
-What was he to think of her?
-
-One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then,
-on glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had
-changed from one of merriment to one of despair--the despair of a bird
-that finds itself in the net of the fowler.
-
-What was he to think of her?
-
-He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of
-her, but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt
-certain, brought about her change of mood.
-
-It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to
-guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him
-going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest
-means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep
-the man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most
-rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose.
-
-Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary
-it had proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the
-girls, and he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to
-regard the occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run
-the man through some vital part.
-
-What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the
-very sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him,
-and his too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number
-of answers to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no
-ill of her. He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly
-good. He felt that her concern was on account of some one else who
-might be in the power of that man. He knew how generous she was--how
-sympathetic. He had told her some of his own troubles, and though he did
-so lightly, as was his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing
-of them. Might it not then be that the trouble which affected her was
-not her own, but another's?
-
-Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the
-incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind.
-
-Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow
-whose appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had
-escaped with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an
-ordinary shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how
-he had declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a
-man he would have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but
-design, and would have been ready to fight.
-
-Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of
-the man would be a step in the right direction.
-
-It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the
-morning that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which
-contained some unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the
-details of the news, but he was certain that on receiving it he had a
-definite idea that it was unpleasant. When he now read Colman's
-letter for the second time he found that his recollection of his first
-impression was not at fault. It was just his luck: no man was in the
-habit of writing more joyous letters or receiving more depressing than
-Goldsmith.
-
-He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable
-mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those
-to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He
-could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said,
-dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the
-stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best
-interests to be connected with a failure.
-
-This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith.
-
-“Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has
-not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?” he said.
-
-“It might be in respect to most plays, sir,” replied Colman; “but in
-regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to
-anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in
-this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.”
-
-“I shall try to bear both with fortitude,” said Goldsmith quietly,
-though he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his
-gratuitous predictions of failure--predictions which from the first his
-attitude in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should
-like to have a talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,” he added.
-
-“They are in the green room,” said the manager. “I must say that I was
-in hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work
-would enable you to see your way to withdraw it.”
-
-“I decline to withdraw it, sir,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“I have been a manager now for some years,” said Colman, “and, speaking
-from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without
-hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so
-complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that
-was ever wrote.”
-
-“That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to
-appreciate,” said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that
-what the people want nowadays is a novelty?”
-
-“Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of
-yours is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's
-the novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words,
-sir, the bringing on of that vulgar young boor--what's the fellow's
-name?--Lumpkin, in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the
-refinement and sensibility of the period--the fellow who talks of his
-bear only dancing to the genteelest of tunes--all this, Dr. Goldsmith,
-I pledge you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an
-early fall of the curtain.”
-
-“An early fall of the curtain?”
-
-“Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene
-beyond that of your pothouse to be set.”
-
-“Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not
-a pothouse.”
-
-“The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.”
-
-“Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not
-apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad
-through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit.
-Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.”
-
-“Of _your_ play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a
-share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for
-having anything to do with its production.”
-
-“If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in
-respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act
-with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.”
-
-Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's
-office and went to the green room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-The attitude of Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping
-with the traditions of the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it
-so contrary to the traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like
-the rest of his profession--not even excepting Garrick--possessed only a
-small amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented
-to them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his
-own acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted
-blank verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional
-lines, with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack
-of human nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and
-he could see no reason why he should substitute for them anything more
-natural. He had no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure
-a comedy founded upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious
-sentimentality of an artificial age.
-
-He had produced “The Good Natured Man” some years before, and had made
-money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who
-had condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that
-play were still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading
-characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but
-actually intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named
-provisionally “The Mistakes of a Night,” he at first declined to have
-anything to do with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential
-friends--friends who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised
-his genius when he was living in a garret and before he had written
-anything beyond a few desultory essays--and they brought all their
-influence to bear upon the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the
-comedy, but laid it aside for several months, and only grudgingly, at
-last, consented to put it in rehearsal.
-
-Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best
-to depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging
-his shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant
-to allow certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written
-them.
-
-This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position
-than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was
-soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a
-half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur.
-
-At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young
-Marlow, threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was
-serious in his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment
-Goldsmith assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract
-with the manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same
-contract by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was
-handed over to Lee Lewes.
-
-After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make
-the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every
-chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the
-manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every
-possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined
-to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he
-provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually
-encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints
-regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said
-he was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up
-their parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued
-rehearsing.
-
-When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of
-conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He
-knew that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could
-not doubt what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round
-and go back to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw
-the play. The temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of
-determination which had carried him through many difficulties--that
-spirit which Reynolds appreciated and had embodied in his portrait--came
-to his aid. He walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with
-both Woodward and Mrs. Abington.
-
-“I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr.
-Colman,” he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious
-step without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr.
-Colman will be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an
-agreement with me to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he
-will therefore sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick
-will, I hope, honour me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs.
-Bulk-ley that of Miss Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the
-rehearsal.”
-
-The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by
-the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and
-who had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now
-began to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had
-been a fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched
-garret knew what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate
-to kick downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him
-employment as a libeller.
-
-“Sir,” cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to
-him--“Sir, you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will
-not be my fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success.
-You have been badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your
-ill-treatment nobly. For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to
-appear in your piece.”
-
-“Madam,” said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for
-ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and
-gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to
-assert that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I
-shall regard as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has
-passed I know that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection
-of the opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the
-success of this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward
-circumstances incidental to its birth.”
-
-He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly
-that he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors:
-they reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course,
-caused them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith.
-
-“You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,” said Shuter,
-who was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle.
-
-“You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,” said Goldsmith.
-“Lord, sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident
-was to happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned
-to a certainty.”
-
-The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place.
-Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening
-influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were
-acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith
-that none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet
-the members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption
-that its failure was inevitable.
-
-On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had
-since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers
-to dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at
-a wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake
-during the greater part of the night.
-
-The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her
-eyes at the same moment had yet to be explained.
-
-He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his
-elbow resting on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After
-half-an-hour's thought his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens.
-Picking one up with a sigh, he began to write.
-
-Verse after verse appeared upon the paper--the love-song of a man who
-feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only
-consolation in life is love.
-
-After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again
-rested his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he
-had written. His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected
-sincerity when every one around him was engaged in composing verses
-which were regarded worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were
-artificial.
-
-He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to
-Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would
-she be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his
-delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became
-known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had
-enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper
-feeling?
-
-His heart sank as he asked himself the question.
-
-“How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?” he
-muttered. “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is
-the chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should
-he himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life
-that the man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to
-live in loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was
-struck blind--a great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from
-love receives no pity--no pity on earth--no pity in heaven.”
-
-He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for
-an hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper
-which he had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it.
-He did not tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand
-to the desk and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making
-the torn edge rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of
-a woman whose lover was beside her--that was what the quivering motion
-suggested to the poet who watched it.
-
-“And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!” he said.
-“Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!”
-
-He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts,
-where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished
-men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew
-that friendship could afford him no solace.
-
-He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like
-giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-For the next two days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes
-in his play as were suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals.
-The alterations were not radical, but he felt that they would be
-improvements, and his judgment was rarely at fault. Moreover, he was
-quick to perceive in what direction the strong points and the weak
-points of the various members of the company lay, and he had no
-hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them a better chance
-of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman called the
-“pot-house scene” would he change, not a word of the scene where the
-farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow to be
-omitted.
-
-Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems
-to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee
-house talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the
-fate that was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he
-not adopted this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become
-aware, as they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy.
-When it was produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the
-manager up to ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a
-new set of lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject.
-
-But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some
-of them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not
-hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he
-might not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not
-possibly be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a
-pity, one of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be
-so easily avoided?
-
-To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand
-or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written
-it, he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the
-medium of these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the
-verdict of the playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on
-those scenes so early in the play was that the playgoers might know not
-to expect a sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a
-natural school of comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of
-the manners of the day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only
-the broadest and heartiest fun.
-
-“If the scenes are ungenteel,” said he, “it is because nature is made
-up of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less
-interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin
-when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a
-greater favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest
-gentleman who ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely
-on the ear of a boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not
-interfere with his romping.”
-
-He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point
-on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when
-he did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from
-his over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others--a disability
-which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in
-consequence, delightfully fluent.
-
-On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast,
-he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that
-the Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some
-degree of apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might
-think he looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he
-was by her side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her.
-The words still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it
-would pain her to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite
-content that matters should remain as they were. Whatever the words
-might have meant, it was impossible that they could mean anything that
-might cause him to think of her with less reverence and affection.
-
-He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to
-find out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom
-there came to his ears the sound of laughter--such laughter as caused
-him to remark to the servant--
-
-“I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.”
-
-“Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour,
-sir,” replied Ralph.
-
-“I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been
-entertaining them,” said Goldsmith.
-
-Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the
-entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat.
-
-The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been
-keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits
-of laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an
-amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him
-much manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the
-imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the
-details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis
-entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working
-laboriously at his “Animated Nature.”
-
-“Good morning, sir, good morning,” he cried, pretending to take off
-his gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect
-self-possession, previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now
-mind you don't sit there, Dr. Goldsmith,” he continued, raising a
-warning finger. A little motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis,
-with his mincing ways, was transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy
-and self-conscious in the presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy
-politeness to get him a chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very
-one on which the man had placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you
-about?”--once more Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to
-be careful about that chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it?
-Sir, that excuse is a mere quibble--a mere quibble. This must not occur
-again, or I shall be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then,
-my good sir? Now to business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man
-to make me a cup of chocolate--with milk, sir--plenty of milk, and two
-lumps of sugar--plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a
-patriot--none of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think
-on't, your laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for
-me; and mind you tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in
-it”--this shouted half-way out of the door through which he had shown
-Goldsmith hurrying with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate.
-Then came the monologue of the amanuensis strolling about the room,
-passing his sneering remarks at the furniture--opening a letter which
-had just come by post, and reading it _sotto voce_. It was supposed to
-be from Filby, the tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform
-in which Dr. Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the
-Haymarket would be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith
-had made up his mind as to the exact orders which he meant to
-wear, ending with a compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and
-discrimination in choosing a costume which was so well adapted to
-his physique, and a humble suggestion that it should be worn upon the
-occasion of the first performance of the new comedy, when the writer
-hoped no objection would be raised to the hanging of a board in front of
-the author's box with “Made by Filby” printed on it.
-
-Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain
-words--giving an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here
-and there, and finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a
-postscript alluding to the length of time that had passed since the
-writer had received a payment on account, could not have been surpassed.
-The effect of the comedy upon the people in the room was immeasurably
-heightened by the entrance of Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick,
-as the amanuensis, immediately walked to him gravely with the scrap of
-paper which had done duty as the letter, in his hand, asking him if what
-was written there in black and white about the field-marshal's uniform
-was correct, and if he meant to agree to Filby's request to wear it on
-the first night of the comedy.
-
-Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu
-entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit
-of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that
-more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful
-issue a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager
-of a playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why
-should not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?”
-
-The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew
-that Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment,
-and would not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In
-an instant, however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious
-amanuensis, and became David Garrick, crying--
-
-“Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to
-reply to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of
-your experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with
-nature.”
-
-Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated
-at the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much
-what might follow.
-
-At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in
-the room.
-
-“Come, sir,” said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty
-civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we
-cannot keep the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the
-booksellers, 'tis the world we think of. What is this?”--picking up an
-imaginary paper--“'The derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed
-the ingeniousness of many able writers, but there can be no doubt in
-the mind of any one who has seen that noble creature, as I have, in
-its native woods, careering nimbly from branch to branch of the largest
-trees in search of the butterflies, which form its sole food, that
-the name elephant is but a corruption of elegant, the movements of the
-animal being as singularly graceful as its shape is in accordance with
-all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is mighty fine, but your
-style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' should be himself
-both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon should himself
-be a buffoon.”
-
-In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes,
-leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis
-as to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer
-and warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked
-Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the
-imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then
-the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked--
-
-“The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis!
-Lord! what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to
-dictate to his amanuensis?”
-
-Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house,
-around the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household
-in roars of laughter--as one delightful member of the household has
-recorded--over his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of
-Dr. Johnson.
-
-“And all this,” said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I
-told him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment
-he sat down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I
-knew he saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea
-and send him away.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-Goldsmith was delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from
-care. He had gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear
-that she was unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry
-a mood as he had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at
-dinner, and he was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the
-mysterious mood that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon.
-
-She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told
-him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though
-she said that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the
-intention of the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go
-together to the theatre and demand its immediate production on the
-finest scale possible.
-
-“There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence
-Colman in that respect,” said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured
-to talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not
-his intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be
-played for longer than a small portion of one evening.”
-
-“The monster!” cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I
-feel about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will
-tolerate his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs
-some one to be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him
-how contemptible he is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him.
-The occasion is one that demands the powers of a man who has a whole
-dictionary at his back--yes, Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten
-that if he does not behave handsomely he will, in his next edition of
-the Dictionary, define a scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps
-an author in suspense for months, and then produces his comedy so
-ungenerously as to make its failure a certainty. But, no, your play
-will be the greater success on account of its having to overcome all the
-obstacles which Mr. Colman has placed in its way.”
-
-“I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be
-the greatest success of the century,” said he.
-
-“And so it will be--oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will--oh, we
-shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box
-and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed
-upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.”
-
-“You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to
-the remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a
-suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour
-upon an ill-treated author.”
-
-“I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least
-one of the two enterprises--the first being the changing of the mistakes
-of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the changing of
-the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager--ay, and of an
-author as well.”
-
-“Admirably spoke!” cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The
-Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.”
-
-“No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,” said she.
-“Oh, do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot
-hit upon a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath
-of laurel.” Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not
-far away, had put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a
-word or two of the girl's sentence.
-
-“I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,” said
-he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The
-Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?”
-
-“Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a
-Knight!'” said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did
-not like too many people to hear him make one.
-
-“'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get
-a better,” said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss
-Horneck to discover the better one.”
-
-“Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse
-and damn the play,” said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name,
-and if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the
-reprobation of all honest folk who detest an _alias_.”
-
-“Then that name shall stand,” said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir
-Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have
-it damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in
-England.”
-
-“That is very well said, indeed,” remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives
-evidence of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all
-should respect.”
-
-Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely,
-for she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase,
-but from the other end of the table there came quite an outburst of
-laughter. Garrick sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he
-was telling an imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room.
-
-Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to
-question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the
-story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should
-not be told for the benefit of the playgoers.
-
-A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner--his name was Colonel
-Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck--took
-up the question quite seriously.
-
-“For my part,” he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the
-story of Grouse in the gun-room.”
-
-“Is it possible, sir?” cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you
-are not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who
-asked him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was
-locked--that about every gun having a lock, and so forth?”
-
-“No, sir,” cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a
-familiar one. It seems interesting, too.”
-
-“Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,” said Garrick. “But you are an
-army man, Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the
-mess-table.”
-
-“I protest, sir,” said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that
-I fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog--I have myself known of
-sporting dogs called Grouse.”
-
-“Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,” cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray
-do not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man,
-and would feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr.
-Goldsmith was an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death
-severely.”
-
-“Then he is dead?” said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to
-the narrative.”
-
-“A particularly pathetic interest, sir,” said Garrick, shaking his head.
-“I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that
-that dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us--that the gunroom door
-is now open, but that within there is silence--no sound of the dear old
-feet that were wont to patter and potter--you will pardon my emotion,
-madam”--He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith
-became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured
-to assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology,
-did him honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now
-without seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had
-too high an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face
-perfectly grave, while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to
-suppress came from the napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti
-said something in Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the
-melancholy nature of the party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin,
-saying--
-
-“'T is selfish to repine, and he himself--dear old soul!--would be the
-last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in the
-gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy
-I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he
-delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well
-known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had
-no particular character in the neighbourhood.”
-
-“Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,” said the Colonel.
-
-“Well, if the truth must be told--but no, the man is dead and gone now,”
- cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all
-do, the nimbleness of his wit--the genial mirth which ran through the
-gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun
-is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse
-or two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet
-thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the
-comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not
-afraid to joke, sir, and----”
-
-“But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy
-read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never
-actually narrated, but only hinted at,” said Gwyn.
-
-“That makes little matter, sir,” said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould
-Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next
-year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.”
-
-“At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,” said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which
-Mr. Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of
-the story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.”
- Colonel Gwyn looked puzzled.
-
-“I protest, madam,” said he, “that up to the present--ah! I fear that
-the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to
-be led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind
-you--I fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but----”
-
-This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with
-laughter, which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel
-Gwyn's face was taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and
-then at Little Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never
-quite make out what was going on around her in that strange household
-where she had been thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the
-ultra-grave Garrick, and then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with
-a view of assuring him that she understood perfectly how he came to be
-merry.
-
-“Colonel Gwyn,” said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own
-reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate
-when to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet--ah, I perceive
-they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that,
-sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and
-the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I
-don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for
-some years.”
-
-He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining
-in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of
-the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun.
-
-When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little
-embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who
-was hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends
-every evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which
-chanced to be broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of
-port-glasses at his end of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom
-he cheered by telling him that he had already given a lesson to Woodward
-regarding the speaking of the prologue which he, Garrick, had written
-for the comedy. He said he believed Woodward would repeat the lines very
-effectively. When Goldsmith mentioned that Colman declined to have a
-single scene painted for the production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick
-were indignant.
-
-“You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,” said
-the latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the
-play to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it.
-
-“Ah, Davy, my friend,” Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in
-reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst--or the best. If
-the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal
-for the next year or two.”
-
-In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the
-entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a
-room.
-
-Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head
-and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting
-long sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was
-supposed to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment
-has survived, and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with
-Garrick repeating the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous
-change of expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with
-Goldsmith burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly
-amusing gestures the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed
-that Sir Joshua's guests were convulsed.
-
-After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two
-playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and
-did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines
-after the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous
-than that of the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an
-affecting passage from Addison's “Cato,” Goldsmith began to sing
-the song which he had been compelled to omit from the part of Miss
-Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course
-Garrick's gestures during the delivery of the song were marvellously
-ingenious, and an additional element of attraction was introduced by
-Dr. Burney, who hastily seated himself at the pianoforte and interwove a
-medley accompaniment, introducing all the airs then popular, but without
-prejudice to the harmonies of the accompaniment.
-
-Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this
-marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion
-caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees--he begged the
-lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was accustomed
-to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica shook her
-head.
-
-“Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,” said Sir Joshua to
-the Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of
-hearing her sing.”
-
-Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling
-Angelica.
-
-“Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!” she cried. “Will your Majesty
-condescend to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned
-to captivate our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to
-conquer our savage hearts by the exercise of another?”
-
-A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
-thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
-springing to his feet.
-
-“By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has
-given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has
-just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith
-communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this
-particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would
-not alter it now on any consideration.
-
-Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play
-gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret
-at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he
-believed the manager would play to perfection.
-
-But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the
-whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his
-customary emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer”
- could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and
-the rehearsal was proceeded with.
-
-“Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
-in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
-must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we
-may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
-filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?”
-
-“I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss
-Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
-topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as
-will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but
-to a whole archipelago of wit.”
-
-“Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of
-palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the
-presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
-it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
-is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
-playgoers.”
-
-“Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed
-Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal,
-and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
-critics.”
-
-Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
-Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
-opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
-his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
-critics.
-
-Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his
-servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every
-outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the
-broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed
-and applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons--especially the
-satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists--but it was the
-drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of Miss
-Horneck--
-
-“Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?”
-
-When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel
-Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much
-amazed as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage
-out of compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority
-regarding the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in
-the estimation of his company, remarked--
-
-“Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as
-generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the
-playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of
-your wit.”
-
-“I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent
-the instruction of Dr. Johnson,” said Goldsmith quietly.
-
-The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed
-it during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it
-became understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit
-their regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been
-originally cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the
-prologue, which Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told
-Goldsmith, he had already given a hint or two to Woodward.
-
-The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which
-Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who
-threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely
-thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the
-epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley
-declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she
-herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's
-ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies
-were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject;
-but Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple
-epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding
-the first performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was
-eventually spoken by Mrs. Bulkley.
-
-“It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an
-epilogue which will never be spoke,” sneered Colman when the last
-difficulties had been smoothed over.
-
-Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party,
-consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary
-Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production
-of the play--when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the
-niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny
-either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's
-almost caused him to break down.
-
-Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him.
-She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not
-hesitate for a moment.
-
-“I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,” she said; “my dress
-would be ruined.”
-
-He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation.
-
-“Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour
-of the play,” she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their
-dusters, and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one
-of the candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years
-contained such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr.
-Col-man for a curmudgeon.”
-
-“You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,”
- said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and
-I only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.”
-
-“It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this
-play, sir,” said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on
-Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.”
-
-“And above all,” said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success
-in order to put Colman in the wrong.”
-
-“That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is
-important to us all,” said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in
-the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be
-saved by Monday night.”
-
-“I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,” said
-Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a
-sense of my own unworthiness.”
-
-“You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,” cried
-Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to
-hear your play.”
-
-“I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who,
-when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care
-to send a guinea in advance,” said Goldsmith, and every one present knew
-that he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by
-Johnson on the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield” was sold.
-
-“And now,” said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the
-future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday
-previous to the performance.”
-
-“Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the
-success of the play,” said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would
-be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public
-had attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who
-know your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that
-our esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday
-night, sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour
-to have you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with
-us.”
-
-“You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what
-you mean better,” said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment
-coming from Dr. Johnson.”
-
-He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck
-walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter
-of a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character
-of Young Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had
-sufficiently recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how
-remarkable a character he had created.
-
-On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the
-St. James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found
-the author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a
-salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered
-with silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any
-mistake on this point.
-
-“Heavens!” cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear
-colours?”
-
-“Why not?” asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning
-to speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy
-should also be in black?”
-
-“Nay,” said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that
-you forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat
-of yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in
-front of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you
-hope that the King will command a performance.”
-
-Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous
-garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in
-dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it
-before throwing it over the back of a chair.
-
-“It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,”
- said he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.”
-
-He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with
-his friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson,
-Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already
-assembled.
-
-It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook
-hands twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the
-King of Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for
-regret with him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He
-expressed a hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have
-so depressing an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their
-enjoyment of his comedy.
-
-Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did
-not think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would
-be quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the
-frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after
-all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose
-name they had probably never heard.
-
-Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for
-the best, but still....
-
-Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of
-Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have
-heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their
-merriment.
-
-The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was
-concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat
-become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake
-of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the
-clock and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time
-to allow of their driving comfortably to the theatre.
-
-Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds
-that Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his
-nervousness, began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken
-at Lord Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took
-place daily in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave
-all his attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to
-him--not even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity
-College to his friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with
-him.
-
-While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the
-theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he
-had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant
-to have the omission repaired without delay.
-
-He never returned.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-The party remained in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter
-from the bar was sent for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was
-having his hat brushed, that his party were ready to leave the house,
-the man stated that Dr. Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in
-the direction of Pall Mall.
-
-“Psha! sir,” said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than
-a fool.” Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was.
-
-“Yes,” said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that
-ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and
-let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say
-the best comedy of a century.”
-
-“I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the
-playhouse?” said Richard Burke.
-
-“It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is
-concerned,” said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt
-is for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be
-looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen,
-Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a
-burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.”
-
-“You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the
-playhouse, sir,” said Johnson.
-
-“If I know anything of him, sir,” said Steevens, “the playhouse is just
-the place which he would most persistently avoid.” There was a long
-pause before Johnson said in his weightiest manner:
-
-“Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.”
-
-“That is very kind of you, sir,” replied Steevens. “But you may rest
-assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.”
-
-While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens
-hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood
-Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting
-alone in some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable
-failure of his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled
-him to hold out against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced,
-suffer a relapse when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and
-his naturally sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his
-life give place to a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him
-to put in an appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his
-friends. Steevens actually made up his mind that if he failed to find
-Goldsmith during the next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage
-on the Edgware road.
-
-He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house--from Jack's, in Dean
-street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster--but he failed to discover his
-friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this way; and all
-this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse--except
-the one box that held Cumberland and his friends--were greeting the
-brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably
-contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant
-authors had witnessed.
-
-The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens
-have imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous
-figure of Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with
-a hand behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and
-as phrase after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and
-vivified with numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken,
-he seems to shake the theatre with his laughter.
-
-Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge
-of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two
-notable figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather
-frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box.
-
-Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little
-Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the
-most notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare
-occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with
-laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which
-she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General
-Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and
-Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having
-lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom
-every one is so highly honouring at the moment.
-
-Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,” as one
-witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of
-having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth
-the resentment of the pit.
-
-In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few
-years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man” at “the other
-house,” sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented
-“Ossian.” He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him
-an impostor.
-
-The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her
-younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has
-for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from
-the pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact
-that Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his
-eyes fixed upon her--earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his
-_fiancée_ are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important
-box in the house Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may
-be gratified by beholding her. It does not so much matter about her
-husband, who once thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a
-concern whose operations represented the potentialities of wealth
-beyond the dreams of avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the
-Gunnings when she first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever
-recorded to the eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll,
-mindful of that trick which the cleverness of her mother turned to so
-good account, does not condescend to notice from her box, where she sits
-with Lady Betty Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though
-she is acquainted with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising
-between the acts.
-
-What a play! What spectators!
-
-We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought
-to those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with
-delight at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the
-little man with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal.
-
-Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality
-upon their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his
-biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed
-down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own!
-
-And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands
-nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in
-St. James's Park.
-
-Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching
-for him.
-
-“Don't speak, man, for God's sake,” cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but
-that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that
-the comedy is ended--that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in the
-middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is ended.”
-
-“Not I,” said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man,
-what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at
-the coffee house?”
-
-“I don't know what you speak of,” said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to
-hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play--don't fear to
-tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly twenty
-years; I am not easily dismayed.”
-
-“My dear friend,” said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to
-the playhouse unless you are in my company--I promised so much to Dr.
-Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving
-yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art,
-sir?”
-
-“What do you mean by that?”
-
-“I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise
-on the stage that you, and you only, can decide--are you willing to
-allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman,
-who is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true
-prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great
-man, too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I
-am convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?”
-
-“It shall not--it shall not!” cried Goldsmith after a short pause.
-“I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I
-have something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in
-this battle have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my
-friend--I'll go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to
-avert disaster.”
-
-They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was
-obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to
-Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of
-the play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence
-to insist on a scene being omitted--or, perhaps, a whole act; and
-nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect.
-
-When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his
-head out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the
-playhouse--that his worst fears were realized.
-
-“Nonsense!” cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other
-window. “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental
-to any performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on
-their boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy
-has yet to be damned.”
-
-When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage
-door, looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as
-if to see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the
-back of the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick,
-in the part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had
-driven her forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was
-within twenty yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights
-were far too strong; unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have
-failed to recognise the familiar features of the scene. The next moment
-there came a hiss--a solitary hiss from the boxes.
-
-“What's that, Mr. Colman?” whispered the excited author.
-
-“Psha! sir,” said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib
-when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?”
-
-“That's a lie,” said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as
-Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was
-assured from the first.”
-
-“By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend
-while I live!” said Goldsmith.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV.
-
-It was a lie, and surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever
-uttered. Goldsmith was soon made aware of this. The laughter that
-followed Tony Lumpkin's pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle
-was a highwayman was not the laugh of playgoers who have endured four
-acts of a dull play; it was the laugh of people who have been in a good
-humour for over two hours, and Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from
-their laughter that the people in every part of the house were following
-the comedy with extraordinary interest. Every point in the dialogue was
-effective--the exquisite complications, the broad fun, the innumerable
-touches of nature, all were appreciated by an audience whose expression
-of gratification fell little short of rapture.
-
-When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not
-return to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue
-was spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night.
-
-As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of
-speaking to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits,
-and from them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the
-first scene to the one which was being represented, the performance had
-been a succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every
-member of the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and
-scenery familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary
-success of the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the
-offensive terms of the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the
-audience, several of the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and
-cheering for some time--so much Goldsmith learned little by little at
-intervals from the actors.
-
-“I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my
-word; he has treated me cruelly--more cruelly than he has any idea
-of,” said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do
-anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes
-much to you, sir.”
-
-“Faith then, sir,” cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit
-will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr.
-Goldsmith.”
-
-“You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,” said Goldsmith.
-
-And so he had.
-
-When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue,
-Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs.
-Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head,
-and affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through
-half-closed eyes.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility,
-“I hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were
-foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray
-of you not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at
-having resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished
-sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I
-might have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.”
-
-“Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?” said he. “Nay, I have a
-part in my mind for you already--that is, if you will be good enough to
-accept it.”
-
-“Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!” cried the actress, offering him
-both her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr.
-Goldsmith.”
-
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-
-And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company
-and the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of
-congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter
-had filled the theatre.
-
-“We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr.
-Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,” said he.
-“You dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent,
-indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast.
-On the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding
-modesty good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make
-you a coxcomb.”
-
-“Oh, I hope not, sir,” said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,”
- cried Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are
-than your betters--I see it on your face, you rascal.”
-
-“And he has a right to think so,” said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr.
-Goldsmith, speak up, say something insulting to your betters.”
-
-“Certainly, madam,” said Goldsmith. “Where are they?”
-
-“Well said!” cried Edmund Burke.
-
-“Nay, sir,” said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough.
-We expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back
-garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.”
-
-His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake
-on the walls.
-
-Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand.
-She knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she
-was not mistaken.
-
-For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit
-and gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in
-the green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived
-the moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly
-imagined was an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the
-points in his comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian
-into Reynolds's ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the
-background with the Bunburys.
-
-So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in
-uniform had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind
-Mr. Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner,
-saying a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action,
-though it was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the
-girl, and perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes
-were turned upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her
-heart.
-
-He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out
-her inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the
-people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing
-was paying no attention to her.
-
-When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought
-it advisable to bring her prattle to a close.
-
-“Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried. “We have given you our ears for more
-than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.”
-
-“I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, you
-were remarking that----”
-
-“That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be
-compared to a boy who has robbed an orchard,” said the lady.
-
-“True--very true, madam,” said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp
-involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling
-beside her. She was not smiling.
-
-“Yes, 'tis true; but why?” cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice
-did not appeal to Goldsmith only.
-
-“Ah, yes; that's just it--why?” said he. Mary Horneck had turned away
-from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and
-Henry Bunbury were standing.
-
-“Why?” said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become
-suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because
-his booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in
-his pockets what he is not entitled to.”
-
-She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly
-did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the
-successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his
-attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had
-gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even
-more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room.
-
-“You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?” said Mr. Thrale.
-
-“Nay, sir!” cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed
-some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.”
-
-“What did I say, Goldy?” cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the
-presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?”
-
-“Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one
-of them I accepted some days ago,” said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale
-hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as
-conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech.
-
-But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
-laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of
-the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
-involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious
-to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this
-form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that
-refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
-Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he “talked like
-poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely
-because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
-couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
-
-Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
-thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
-expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
-given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons
-around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which
-makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who “talked
-like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done anything in
-literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop
-Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and
-a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious
-Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to
-great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
-
-While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that
-the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs.
-Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying
-to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his
-adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying--
-
-“Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.”
-
-“I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she.
-
-“Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing
-as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he
-suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if
-I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman
-in uniform who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have
-met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.”
-
-“His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the
-Lord only knows what he is captain of.”
-
-“I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith.
-“'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by
-professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.”
-
-When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly
-affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the
-occasion, she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in
-their coach--her mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour.
-
-The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had
-produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having
-eaten no dinner--Johnson and his friends had been by no means reticent
-on the subject of the dinner--he was without an appetite for the
-delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was
-in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and
-endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained
-almost speechless the whole evening.
-
-“Ah,” said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been
-quite obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with
-us at Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a
-little comedy may become a great tragedy.”
-
-Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his
-play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and
-Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as
-he could without being rude.
-
-He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick
-Court. But it was almost daylight before he went to bed.
-
-All his life he had been looking forward to this night--the night
-that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him
-an incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his
-period. And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with
-destiny was within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever
-felt in his garret.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV.
-
-
-What did it all mean?
-
-That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not
-refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,” which had
-placed him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to
-the strange incident which had occurred in the green room.
-
-The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had
-been speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of
-reputation--he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of
-reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green
-room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his
-glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the
-eyes of such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs.
-Woffington, showed that he was a person of no position in society. This
-conclusion to which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no
-persons of any distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the
-playhouse had shown that they were acquainted with him--no one person
-save only Mary Horneck.
-
-Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and
-Mrs. Bulk-ley.
-
-This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have
-been incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had
-invariably shunned in society those persons--women as well as men--who
-had shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested
-the man--he was popular enough at that period--who had allowed
-innuendoes to do duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman--she
-is popular enough now--who had laughed at and made light of the
-innuendoes, bordering upon impropriety, of such a man.
-
-And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least
-fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt.
-The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands
-with the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for
-her own ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary
-Horneck stood in a very different position from that occupied by the
-Duchess. While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the
-lead of any leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from
-the actresses.
-
-And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one
-of these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor--a man
-who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family.
-
-What could this curious incident mean?
-
-The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon
-the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which
-had arrived--not a post had been missed--from persons who professed the
-most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to borrow from
-him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom he had
-rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had,
-consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would
-continue his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so
-marked a way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their
-letters lay unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he
-sent his guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That
-was how he contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had
-earned since leaving his garret.)
-
-His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he
-left his chambers.
-
-He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what
-no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed
-to notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain
-Jackson--he would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared
-to him more than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to
-another girl all that he had noticed, he would have said that such a
-matter required no explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young
-girls with men of the stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck,
-however, the matter was not so easily explained. The shrug and
-the raising of the eyebrows were singularly inappropriate to any
-consideration of an incident in which she was concerned.
-
-He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the
-success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several
-of the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on
-terms of the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a
-cordiality, the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces.
-Among them was one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had
-early found a friend in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this
-early friendship of his.
-
-Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant
-word, and whose wife was his laundress--not wholly above suspicion as
-regards her honesty--stammered his congratulations, and received the
-crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he
-had always suspected--that there was a great deal of friendliness in the
-world for men who have become successful.
-
-Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling
-that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before
-another hour would pass.
-
-He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was
-alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some
-time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of
-such intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to
-inquire if Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to
-ear as he admitted the visitor.
-
-“I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,” he said,
-his grin expanding genially.
-
-“Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?” said Goldsmith.
-“You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?”
-
-“I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the
-table--and Mr. Marlow's man, sir--as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what
-more you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says
-he quite cool-like and satisfied--and it's the gentleman's own private
-house, after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh
-till he thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then
-sent us off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some
-fools about us said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr.
-Northcote--Sir Joshua's young man, sir--he up and says that nature isn't
-always genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth--I beg
-your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself
-couldn't ha' done worse than me--talking so familiar-like, instead of
-showing you up.”
-
-“Nay, sir,” said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing
-his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons,
-George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer;
-and, to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for
-my benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.”
-
-“Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,” whispered the man, for he had led
-the way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If
-I told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory
-without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls
-this year, sir.”
-
-In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck.
-
-She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice
-that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to
-smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely
-ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were
-sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them
-that touched him deeply.
-
-“You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do
-honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,” she said,
-giving him her hand. “But it was impossible--oh, quite impossible, for
-me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering
-how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear
-friend.”
-
-“It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,” said he. “I was looking forward to
-that night also--I don't know for how many years--all my life, it seems
-to me.”
-
-“Never mind!” she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never
-mind! your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you
-now; every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.”
-
-“There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,” said
-Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a
-single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was
-miserable.”
-
-“I know it,” she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and
-knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.”
-
-“What is the matter, Mary?” he asked her after a pause. “Once before I
-begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be
-able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man
-of many resources.”
-
-“I cannot tell you,” she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There
-are some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree
-that a woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with
-another--either with a sister or with a brother--even so good a friend
-as Oliver Goldsmith.”
-
-“That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,” said
-he. “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its
-origin to me.”
-
-“Ah, I see everything but too plainly,” she cried, throwing herself down
-on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my
-misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises.
-Oh, I have said too much,” she cried piteously. She had sprung to her
-feet and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget
-what I have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say;
-oh, pray go away--go away and leave me alone with my sorrow--it is my
-own--no one has a right to it but myself.”
-
-There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a
-little flash from her eyes as she spoke.
-
-“No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,” said he. “You shall
-tell me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room
-last night has to do with your sorrow.”
-
-She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a
-curious look of cunning in her eyes--a look that made him shudder, so
-foreign was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault.
-
-“A man? Did I speak to a man?” she said slowly, affecting an endeavour
-to recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I
-suppose I spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded
-it was! And it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked
-in their paint!--almost as terrible as a lady of quality!”
-
-“Poor child!” said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide
-everything from me you have told me all--all except--listen to me, Mary.
-Nothing that I can hear--nothing that you can tell me--will cause me to
-think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to make me
-aware that that man--Captain Jackson, he calls himself----”
-
-“How did you find out his name?” she said in a whisper. “I did not tell
-you his name even at the Pantheon.”
-
-“No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me
-why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well
-as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see
-rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?”
-
-“He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet----”
-
-“How has he got you in his power--that is what you are going to tell
-me.”
-
-“No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not
-know me, or you would not ask me to tell you.”
-
-“What would you have me think, child?”
-
-“Think the worst--the worst that your kind heart can think--only leave
-me--leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I may soon
-die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'”
-
-“I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything
-ill of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have
-written so much as I have written about men and women without being able
-to know when a woman is altogether good--a man altogether bad? I know
-you, my dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him?
-Think of the friends you have.”
-
-“It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but
-if they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with
-loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool,
-fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?”
-
-“For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.”
-
-“It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch
-who stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being
-thrust out behind to push her over.”
-
-She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own
-thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms.
-
-“That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind
-you, there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from
-slipping. There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice,
-or else those who hold them out to you will go over the brink with
-you. Ah, my dear, dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In
-another year--perhaps in another month--you will wonder how you could
-ever have taken so gloomy a view of the present hour.”
-
-A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained
-there, however. Then she shook her head, saying--
-
-“Alas! Alas!”
-
-She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his
-own, laying his other caressingly on her head.
-
-“You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,” said he. “You fill
-with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that
-it would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my
-dying could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What
-I do say is that I should like to live for you--to live to see happiness
-once again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing--you will
-not give me a chance of helping you.”
-
-She shook her head sadly.
-
-“I dare not--I dare not,” she said. “I dare not run the chance of
-forfeiting your regard forever.”
-
-“Good-bye,” he said after a pause.
-
-He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand
-and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her.
-
-“Mary,” he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only
-beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again--that
-you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the
-company of such a man--talking to him as I saw you last night--what
-would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible
-construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my
-dear?”
-
-“Alas! alas!” she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise.
-You will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my
-own free will?”
-
-“What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over
-you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!”
-
-“That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that
-power over me--he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot speak
-to you more! Leave me--leave me! I have been a fool and I must pay the
-penalty of my folly.” Before he could make a reply, the door was opened
-and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more
-sedately and with a word of remonstrance.
-
-“Nonsense, dear Mamma,” cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some
-one who will raise her spirits--Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I
-am sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor?
-Nay, you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain
-that you would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but
-I protest it would seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your
-attention. He doesn't look particularly like our agreeable Rattle at
-the present moment, does he, Mamma? And it was the same at supper
-last night. It might have been fancied that he was celebrating a great
-failure instead of a huge success.”
-
-For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating
-the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the
-author some account of what the friends whom she had met that day
-said of the piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a
-perpetually sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her
-gaiety was out of tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the
-first breathing space that the girl permitted him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI.
-
-
-He felt that the result of his interview with Mary was to render more
-mysterious than ever the question which he had hoped to solve.
-
-He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he
-had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd
-enough to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed
-account of his interview with the girl--a detailed account of his
-observation of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the
-Pantheon, then in the green room of Covent Garden--would have no trouble
-whatever in accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could
-see the shrugs of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed
-to be vastly grieved.
-
-Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all
-womankind together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one
-woman to be swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind
-generally.
-
-But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe
-that she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think
-anything evil regarding her.
-
-“She is not as others,” was the phrase that was in his mind--the thought
-that was in his heart.
-
-He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance
-that when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not
-as other women are.
-
-He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that
-when a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from
-other women, he loves that woman.
-
-He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out
-the heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that
-had occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in
-the same apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that
-the killing of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question
-which was puzzling him.
-
-After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he
-went to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of
-the author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.” Baretti was a
-well known personage in the best literary society in London, having
-consolidated his reputation by the publication of his English and
-Italian dictionary. He had been Johnson's friend since his first exile
-from Italy, and it was through his influence Baretti, on the formation
-of the Royal Academy, had been appointed Secretary for Foreign
-Correspondence. To Johnson also he owed the more remunerative
-appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. He had frequently dined
-with Goldsmith at his chambers.
-
-Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the
-author of the play upon his success.
-
-“If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it
-creates in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,” said the
-Italian.
-
-“Yes,” said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word
-with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I
-should be.”
-
-“What,” cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who
-had certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you
-mean to fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be
-your weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen
-you should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty
-certain of victory.”
-
-“Ah, yes; but there are cases--well, one never knows what may happen,
-and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can
-do a little sword play--enough to enable me to face a moderately good
-antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted
-in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.”
-
-“How did you retort?”
-
-“Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised
-as gentlemen.”
-
-“Bacchus! An effective retort! And then----”
-
-“Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after
-making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout
-of swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any
-compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of
-any first-rate master of the art in London?”
-
-The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously.
-
-“You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you
-into a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?”
-
-“Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.”
-
-“Better make it five years.”
-
-“Five years?”
-
-“My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I
-express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be
-made a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell
-you that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front
-place among swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so
-short-sighted I could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I
-shall never kill a man.”
-
-He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for
-them.
-
-“I have made up my mind to have some lessons,” said Goldsmith, “and I
-know there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.”
-
-“Psha!” said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there
-are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian
-teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If
-you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with
-such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser
-fiber than yourself.”
-
-“There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men--nay,
-even an Irishman--to show himself adroit with a sword,” said Goldsmith;
-“and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services towards
-this end.”
-
-He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him.
-
-“You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no
-further than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular
-wish to place myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,” said
-he. “I fancy I can see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a
-fencing master.”
-
-“I shall keep it a secret,” laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you
-run your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the
-court as a witness as to your pacific character.”
-
-(When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called
-as a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with
-the murder of a man.)
-
-He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had
-taken at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own
-nature so imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel
-with Captain Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him
-through a vital part.
-
-He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers
-containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon
-Colman for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic
-of the town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and
-so strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial,
-express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He
-posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good
-care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement
-with whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with
-scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from
-the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the
-lampooners to refrain from molesting him further.
-
-If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have
-enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many
-months of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his
-triumph in another direction.
-
-After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern
-several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with
-him were Whitefoord and Richard Burke.
-
-He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all
-clearly ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was
-unaware; and when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had
-received, the uneasiness of his friends became more apparent.
-
-He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what
-was the reason of their treating him so coldly.
-
-“You were talking about me just before I entered,” said he: “I always
-know on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now,
-may I ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to
-me in your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I
-hold to be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all
-that you can tell--as simply as you can--without prejudice to your own
-reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?”
-
-Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most
-fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in
-which he said--
-
-“You may trust--whatever may be spoken, or written, about you,
-Goldsmith--we are your unalterable friends.”
-
-“Psha, sir!” cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not
-all my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to
-overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have
-bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?”
-
-“Goldsmith,” said Steevens, “we received a copy of the _London Packet_
-half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous
-attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.”
-
-“At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may
-assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to
-is none other than myself,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,” said Steevens. “It
-is the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.”
-
-“Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,” said Goldsmith. “You
-know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once
-I made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation
-caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that
-it is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where
-is the _Packet?_”
-
-“There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,” said Cradock.
-“Take my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise
-nature of that scoundrel's slanders.”
-
-“Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to
-sting me,” replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the _Packet_,
-and you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr.
-Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a
-detraction.”
-
-“Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the
-garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,” said Steevens.
-
-“Come, sirs, I insist,” cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?”
- he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time
-here when I can read the _Packet_ in the bar.”
-
-“Hold, sir,” said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you
-would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched
-forth to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the
-paper and here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English
-writers--the truest of English poets--the best of Englishmen.”
-
-“You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick
-flings himself upon me?”
-
-He took the _Packet_. It opened automatically, where an imaginary letter
-to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,” appeared.
-
-He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had
-nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank
-from it--he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing--but
-suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had
-crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then
-flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the
-room with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword
-and placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a
-word to any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane
-only.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-Kenrick's article in the _London Packet_ remains to this day as the
-vilest example of scurrility published under the form of criticism. All
-the venom that can be engendered by envy and malice appears in every
-line of it. It contains no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains
-no clever phrase. It is the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the
-demon of jealousy. The note of the Gadarene herd sounds through it,
-strident and strenuous. It exists as the worst outcome of the period
-when every garret scribbler emulated “Junius,” both as regards style and
-method, but only succeeded in producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead
-of the thunder of the unknown master of vituperation.
-
-Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt;
-but when he came to that vile passage--“For hours the _great_ Goldsmith
-will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a
-pier-glass. Was but the lovely H------k as much enamoured, you would not
-sigh, my gentle swain”--his hands tore the paper in fury.
-
-He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did
-not know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him
-aware of the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He
-did not mind any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have
-the name that he most cherished of all names associated with his in an
-insult that seemed to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was
-more than he could bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind
-him and had struck from thence the one who had been kindest to him of
-all the people in the world.
-
-There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read.
-There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him
-and the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck
-in the face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to
-whom he had been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would
-undoubtedly feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself
-was to blame for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt
-that if the attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have
-escaped. Yes, that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over
-him to her.
-
-His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself
-upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his
-sword he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his
-hands.
-
-And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been
-assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink
-from running him through the body with his sword.
-
-On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take
-counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew
-that he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a
-corner; he felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was
-made up as to what he should do, and all that he now feared was that
-some circumstance might prevent his realising his intention.
-
-He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans,
-the publisher of the _London Packet_. He arrived almost breathless at
-the place--it was in Little Queen street--and entered the shop demanding
-to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. Evans, the
-publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and hearing
-a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop.
-Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was
-in the house.
-
-“I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon
-me which appeared in the _Packet_ of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!” said
-the visitor.
-
-The shopkeeper smiled.
-
-“Does anything appear about you in the _Packet_, sir?” he said,
-over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry.
-
-“You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!” cried Goldsmith,
-stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of
-this gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote
-it struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.”
-
-He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with
-his cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his
-opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a
-small wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance,
-and had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and
-all the noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his
-paymaster. It was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back
-from the cane of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a
-missile to fling at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a
-table and hurled it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it
-struck Evans on the chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over
-him. This Kenrick perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small
-shop chairs and rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled;
-but, before he could carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop
-from the street, and, flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught
-Goldsmith, who had risen, by the shoulder and hurried him into a
-hackney-coach, which drove away.
-
-The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the
-room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became
-uneasy regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving
-the tavern, had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent
-the assault which he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the
-person of Kenrick.
-
-He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of
-the occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his
-conduct. A lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when
-delivered in a broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain
-Higgins's counsel of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule.
-
-“Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have
-abstained from doing,” cried the still breathless man. “I did what my
-manhood prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done
-yourself, my friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans--it was
-that reptile Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to
-shelter him, what was left to me, I ask you, sir?”
-
-“You were a fool, Oliver,” said his countryman; “you made a great
-mistake. Can't you see that you should never go about such things
-single-handed? You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who
-would not hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why
-the devil, sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when
-you left the tavern?”
-
-“Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,” replied Goldsmith.
-“And, besides,” he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with
-me to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day.
-I have taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it.
-Kenrick won't attack me again so long as I am alive.”
-
-He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that
-Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of
-which he was a master.
-
-When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at
-Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John
-Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very
-like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew
-that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies
-a lesson.
-
-But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly
-insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had
-been less gracious to him--if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for
-example, had been accustomed to treat him--regarding him and his defects
-merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have escaped
-all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause of her
-being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it.
-
-But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the
-forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to
-think about.
-
-The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that
-he had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several
-years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of
-despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks
-that could not be surmounted.
-
-He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her
-forgiveness for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be
-responsible. He could not, he added, expect that in the future it would
-be allowed to him to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and
-her family as had been permitted to him in the past.
-
-Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl
-when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow
-which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only
-had seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent
-Garden, and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had
-originated with that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if
-he was justified in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not
-asked him to be her champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it
-was a very poor champion that he would have made; but still he knew more
-of her grief than any one else, and he believed he might be able to help
-her.
-
-He tore up the letter which he had written to her.
-
-“I will not leave her,” he cried. “Whatever may happen--whatever blame
-people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave her
-until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.”
-
-He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain
-Horneck.
-
-For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother
-had no reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and
-Kenrick. But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation
-passed away.
-
-“Ha, my little hero!” Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the
-threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what
-are things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the
-booksellers?”
-
-“You have heard of it?” said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but
-you cannot have heard of the reason for it!”
-
-“What, there is something behind the _London Packet_, after all?” cried
-Captain Horneck.
-
-“Something behind it--something behind that slander--the mention of your
-sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?”
-
-“My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists
-between my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as
-this--a strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as
-you are concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?”
-
-Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which
-he was holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the
-words never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of
-his own, and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped
-it, and burying his face in his hands he burst into tears.
-
-Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally
-affected.
-
-“Come, come, old friend,” he said at last, placing his hand
-affectionately on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do.
-There is nothing to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little
-aware of your own position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck
-family regard your friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good
-heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid
-for immortality through our names being associated with yours? Who in a
-hundred years--in fifty years--would know anything of the Horneck
-family if it were not for their association with you? The name of Oliver
-Goldsmith will live so long as there is life in English letters, and
-when your name is spoken the name of your friends the Hornecks will not
-be forgotten.”
-
-He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his
-chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-The next day the news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by
-Goldsmith in respect of the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the
-literary circle of which Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling
-was one of regret that Kenrick had not received the beating instead of
-Evans. Of course, Johnson, who had threatened two writers with an oak
-stick, shook his head--and his body as well--in grave disapproval of
-Goldsmith's use of his cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes
-were of the opinion that a cane had never been more appropriately used.
-
-What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands
-of pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly
-afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre,
-which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under
-Colman's management.
-
-Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who
-had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl
-of indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period--some
-in the pay of the government others of the opposition--solely by
-stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person
-of the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in
-the form of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded
-Junius.
-
-The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the
-public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest
-in the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling
-audience. When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the _Daily
-Advertiser_--surely the manliest manifesto ever printed--the howls
-became attenuated, and shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted,
-even by Dr. Johnson--and so emphatically, too, that his biographer
-could not avoid recording his judgment--that Goldsmith had increased his
-reputation by the incident.
-
-(Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account
-of this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and
-received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.)
-
-For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including
-Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now
-search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed
-him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel
-when he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster.
-
-But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends
-of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon,
-found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not
-responded to quite so heartily by his visitor.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, after he had made some of those
-grotesque movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably
-accompanied--“Dr. Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years,
-sir.”
-
-“That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,” said
-Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling
-that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to
-come rather sooner.
-
-“If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you
-to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,” said Johnson.
-
-“Yes, sir,” said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could
-say nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a
-fool--at many times--in many ways.”
-
-“I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir,
-and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of
-my suspicion.”
-
-“If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he
-do after having seen me?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain
-to me to find, as I did in this room--on that desk--such evidence of
-your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.”
-
-“What do you mean, sir? My folly--evidence--on that desk? Ah, I know now
-what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I suppose
-for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, sir, who
-could resist Filby's flatteries?”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read
-any manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.”
-
-“And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably
-been advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect
-for your criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you
-suggested?”
-
-“It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while
-waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,”
- said Johnson sternly.
-
-Goldsmith glanced at his desk.
-
-“I forget now what work was last under my hand,” said he; “but whatever
-it was, sir----”
-
-“I have it here, sir,” said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time
-noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson
-laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived
-that it consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the
-Jessamy Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had
-them before him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would
-be the result of sending them to her.
-
-He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his
-friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the
-matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater.
-
-“Oh, those verses, sir,” he stammered; “they are poor things. You will,
-I fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they
-resemble my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my
-man, but Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the
-cost of repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles----”
-
-“They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man
-of determination with his own future--with his own happiness and the
-happiness of others.”
-
-“I protest, sir, I scarcely understand----”
-
-“Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.”
-
-“Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the
-character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own
-heart speaks.”
-
-“Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that
-may come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your
-heart throbs in every line.”
-
-“Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise
-the feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more
-happy than I fancied.”
-
-“Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.”
-
-“Sir, I protest that I--that is--no, I shall protest nothing. You have
-spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I wrote
-those verses out of my own heart--God knows if they are the first that
-came from my heart--I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed to own it?”
-
-“My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I
-did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.”
-
-“A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been
-the sweetest--the only consolation of a life that has known but few
-consolations.”
-
-“Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable
-as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr.
-Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her
-family have extended to you.”
-
-“I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson.
-What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better
-remain unspoken by either of us--what if I do love her? Where is the
-indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship?
-Does one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?”
-
-“My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself--yes,
-and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to
-know--and, indeed, I think she must--that she has been the cause, even
-though the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she
-will not be free from unhappiness.”
-
-“She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens
-all my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.”
-
-“Nay, sir, if I know your character--and I believe I have known it
-for some years--you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my dear
-friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but a
-battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not
-come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put
-it to flight before it prove your ruin.”
-
-“Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there
-is of beauty--everything there is of sweetness--in the life of man--you
-call it our enemy?”
-
-“I call it _your_ enemy, Goldsmith.”
-
-“Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from
-other men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for
-evermore from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he
-has proved to the world that he is most capable of all mankind of
-appreciating tenderness and grace? What trick of nature is this? What
-paradox for men to vex their souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from
-men, evermore looking on happiness through another man's eyes? If you
-answer 'yes,' then I say that men who are not poets should go down on
-their knees and thank Heaven that they are not poets. Happy it is for
-mankind that Heaven has laid on few men the curse of being poets. For
-myself, I feel that I would rather be a man for an hour than a poet for
-all time.”
-
-“Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us
-look at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate
-enough to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be
-brought to think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish
-enough to regard their kindness to you--their acceptance of you as a
-friend--as encouragement in your mad aspirations.”
-
-“You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.”
-
-“I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak
-only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir,
-not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you
-as a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to
-her? Answer me that question, sir.”
-
-But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his
-hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat.
-
-“You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,” resumed Johnson. “I
-will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would
-only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but
-I ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on
-your side as ridiculous--nay, worse--a gross affront.”
-
-Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor
-resumed his discourse.
-
-“The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you
-desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends,
-and of forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your
-infatuation?”
-
-Goldsmith started up.
-
-“Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,” he cried almost
-piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not
-hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that
-the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses
-which I wrote--I could not help writing them--but she does not know that
-they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it from me. My
-history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover--a blank--a blank.”
-
-“My poor friend,” said Johnson after a pause--he had laid his hand
-upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the
-table--“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups which
-are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I have
-drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of
-others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means
-to have double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself
-before now worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have
-faced life, by your independence of the patronage of the great. You
-dedicated 'The Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me.
-You did not hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to
-offer you money for the prostitution of the talents which God has given
-you. Dr. Goldsmith, you have my respect--you have the respect of every
-good man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your
-detractors who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would
-give them an opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will
-not do anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and
-show all those who are your friends that their friendship for you is
-well founded. I am assured that I can trust you, sir.”
-
-Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX.
-
-When his visitor had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and
-gave way to the bitter reflections of the hour.
-
-He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words
-which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception--to his
-hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion
-might be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of
-vain dreams that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his
-straightforwardness there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that
-made any appeal from his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in
-the utterances of his phrases when forcing his contentions upon any
-audience; but Goldsmith knew that he only spoke strongly because he felt
-strongly.
-
-Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson
-had said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake
-the sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would
-content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married
-Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town
-house--a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting his
-father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord
-Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were
-to present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck?
-
-It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his
-hearing to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions.
-The tragedy of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their
-prospects in the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he
-felt, the most cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who
-make music of the passions of men--who have surrounded the passion
-of love with a glorifying halo--should be doomed to spend their lives
-looking on at the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of
-the music which the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy
-of life, and Goldsmith had often found himself face to face with it,
-feeling himself to be one of those with whom destiny is only on jesting
-terms.
-
-Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than
-Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew
-that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only
-of all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his
-cause, he would be regarded--and rightly, too--as both presumptuous and
-ridiculous.
-
-He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of
-letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking
-to themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to
-look forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a
-contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the
-poet for the loss of home--the grateful companionship of a wife--the
-babble of children--all that his fellow-men associated with the gladness
-and glory of life?
-
-He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was
-surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching
-such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation--he had
-sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness
-of having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of
-envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these
-sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval
-of his friends.
-
-And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He
-had sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his
-ills during the past few years had departed from him. He would never
-see Mary Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the
-burden of his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide
-by it.
-
-He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his
-resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the
-one consolation of his life.
-
-In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt
-down and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the
-manuscript into it between the bars when the light that it made fell
-upon one of the lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he
-had read the remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a
-sigh, he hastily thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little
-blaze had fallen again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could
-raise it by a breath or two, his servant entered the room. He started to
-his feet.
-
-“A letter for you, sir,” said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.”
-
-“Fetch a candle, John,” said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too
-dark for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on
-the seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's.
-
-By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines
-that the letter contained--
-
-_Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear
-only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if
-not, then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride._
-
-He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers.
-He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never
-to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought
-that he was about to stand face to face with her.
-
-He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the
-small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production
-of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Only a few wax candles were lighted in the
-cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the
-walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast
-between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and
-her sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put
-her hand into his as he was shown in by the servant.
-
-“I knew you would come,” she said. “I knew that I could trust you.”
-
-“You may trust me, indeed,” he said. He held her hand in his own,
-looking into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come
-when you would tell me all that there is to be told,” he continued.
-“Whether I can help you or not, you will find yourself better for having
-told me.”
-
-She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There
-was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up,
-and, after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the
-mantelpiece, leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into
-the smouldering fire in the grate.
-
-He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his
-heart.
-
-“What am I to tell you--what am I to tell you?” she cried at last,
-resuming her pacing of the floor.
-
-He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes.
-She went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking
-with vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the
-sconces. Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a
-great effort she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil
-when she spoke, seating herself.
-
-“You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of
-that man,” she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him
-call me to his side in the green room at the playhouse?”
-
-“I saw you in the act of speaking to him there--he calls himself
-Jackson--Captain Jackson,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“You saved me from him once!” she cried. “You saved me from becoming
-his--body and soul.”
-
-“No,” he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable
-me to do so.”
-
-“I tell you if it had not been for you--for the book which you wrote, I
-should be to-day a miserable castaway.”
-
-He looked puzzled.
-
-“I cannot quite understand,” said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar
-of Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were
-complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which
-I had presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of
-reading it.”
-
-“It was that which saved me,” she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They
-are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest
-child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of
-men--some men--so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge
-of womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told
-all that we should guard against?”
-
-She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing.
-
-He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying--
-
-“I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet
-Jessamy Bride.”
-
-She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears.
-
-“Then you will err,” she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank
-God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me
-from all--to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When
-I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the
-village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had
-received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and
-feted in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love
-with him, and I--innocent fool that I was--considered myself the most
-favoured creature in the world because he made love to me. Any day we
-failed to meet I wrote him a letter--a foolish letter such as a
-school miss might write--full of protestations of undying affection.
-I sometimes wrote two of these letters in the day. More than a month
-passed in this foolishness, and then it came to my uncle's ears that we
-had meetings. He forbade my continuing to see a man of whom no one knew
-anything definite, but about whom he was having strict inquiries made. I
-wrote to the man to this effect, and I received a reply persuading me
-to have one more meeting with him. I was so infatuated that I met him
-secretly, and then in impassioned strains he implored me to make
-a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When he had been
-fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies had been
-active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, and he
-should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I consented
-to leave my uncle's house by his side.”
-
-“But you cannot have done so.”
-
-“You saved me,” she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's
-mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him
-I came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With
-the suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The
-scales fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to
-Damascus, only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited
-me. I knew that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a
-single hour--thanks to the genius that wrote that book--my love for that
-man, or what I fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet
-him. I returned to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote
-to me reproaching me for disappointing him; and the very next day my
-uncle's suspicions regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted
-in proof positive of the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself
-Captain Jackson, He had left the army in America with a stain on his
-character, and it was known that since his return to England at least
-two young women had been led into the trap which he laid for me.”
-
-“Thank God you were saved, my child,” said Goldsmith, as she paused,
-overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further
-reason to fear that man.”
-
-“That was my belief, too,” said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So
-soon as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in
-his true colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I
-had been foolish enough to write to him, to my friends--he was even
-scoundrel enough to point out that I had in my innocence written certain
-passages which were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of
-guilt--nay, his letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had
-been guilty, so that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood.
-What was left for me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to
-me those letters. I asked him how he could think it consistent with his
-honour to retain them and to hold such an infamous threat over my head.
-Alas! he soon gave me to understand that I had but placed myself more
-deeply in his power.”
-
-“The scoundrel!”
-
-“Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had
-meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.”
-
-“And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.”
-
-“I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing
-that I had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France
-together! But then--ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me--I
-cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell
-rings I am in trepidation.”
-
-“Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this
-account?” cried Goldsmith.
-
-“Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?” she asked. “What did he
-say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me
-a fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my
-letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who
-had written them.”
-
-“And his terms?” asked Goldsmith in a whisper.
-
-“His terms? I cannot tell you--I cannot tell you. The very thought that
-I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have
-such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.”
-
-“By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!” cried Goldsmith, “for I
-shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.”
-
-“No--no!” she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine must
-suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother for
-fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his
-plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters
-would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared
-that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from
-being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I
-determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope--the forlorn
-hope--that you might be able to help me. Tell me--tell me, my dear
-friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that of which
-poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'”
-
-“Guilt? Who talks of guilt?” said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I
-knew that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought
-of you except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted
-foolishly; you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your
-own pure heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any
-monster. Dear child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against
-this stroke of fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of
-escape for you.”
-
-“Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to
-myself a score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what
-direction lies my hope of escape?”
-
-He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said--
-
-“'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to
-invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it
-is the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one
-can in a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real
-life, my dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts
-of fiction. But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by
-halves. He will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from
-you and then permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity
-as that which you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as
-Heaven directed my pen to write that book in order that you might be
-saved from the fate of my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you
-out of your present difficulty.”
-
-“You give me hope,” she said. “Yes--a little hope. But you must promise
-me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I know how
-brave you are--my brother told me what prompt action you took yesterday
-when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish to place
-yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause
-it to spring.”
-
-“I feel now that I was foolish,” said he humbly; “I ran the chance of
-forfeiting your friendship.”
-
-“Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,” she said. “But in this matter of
-mine I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save
-me, if I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man
-on the night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what
-my feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that
-if you had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his
-arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.”
-
-“You have spoken truly,” said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been.
-But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing
-that shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be
-saved, whatever may happen.”
-
-He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,” he
-repeated.
-
-“If not----” said she in a low tone, looking beyond him.
-
-“No--no,” he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give me
-yours. You will do nothing impious.”
-
-She gave a wan smile.
-
-“I am a girl,” she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will
-trust you, with all my heart--all my heart.”
-
-“I shall not fail you--Heaven shall not fail you,” said he, going to the
-door.
-
-He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her
-white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the
-more pallid!
-
-He bowed at the door.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX.
-
-He went for supper to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none
-of his friends. He had no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as
-the latter turned Boswell into ridicule to make sport for the company.
-He knew that Garrick would be at the club in Gerrard street, to which he
-had been elected only a few days before the production of “She Stoops to
-Conquer,” and it was not at all unlikely that on this account the club
-would be a good deal livelier than it usually was even when Richard
-Burke was wittiest.
-
-While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of
-the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce
-assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in
-attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss
-Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the
-town were talking.
-
-The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He
-smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which
-the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty
-of the press as that of which--according to the writer--the ingenious
-Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across the
-room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the
-worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared
-with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left.
-
-He knew perfectly well--had he not good reason to know?--that the man
-who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross
-nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most
-notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals;
-and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the
-fact that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more
-eagerly read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day.
-That was one of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of
-Junius: the appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted,
-and there was no lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all
-that the public demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius
-one of the conditions of their acceptance of such compositions--all they
-required was that the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy.
-
-No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that
-Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money
-that he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called
-himself Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there
-would be no difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people
-were always much more ready to believe evil than good regarding any
-one--especially a young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been
-breathed--the result of the publication of the letters would mean
-practically ruin to the girl who had been innocent enough to write them.
-
-Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled
-at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in
-regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum
-the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in
-such matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did,
-that because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was
-not sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the
-possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should
-find it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and
-he believed, with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was
-situated would be to forfeit their respect forever.
-
-She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and
-he felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her
-sake.
-
-He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often
-in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon--how often his
-friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly
-not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some
-occasions he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also
-remembered how, when he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned
-out that he had never been more clearly imposed upon.
-
-He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system.
-
-He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question
-(which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of
-shrewdness).
-
-How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required
-it, cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly
-wisdom? By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the
-world?
-
-He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he
-reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the
-waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings
-short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could
-not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly
-felt no vexation at being made so easy a victim of--he was accustomed to
-that position.
-
-When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between
-the bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred
-at the end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning,
-coals, all thoughts of guile--all his prospects of shrewdness were cast
-aside. He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all,
-he had no right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his
-property. They either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary
-Horneck, as--as what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he
-had promised Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of
-that which he had admitted to be foolishness.
-
-Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping,
-dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without
-reproach put those verses into the girl's hand--when, learning the
-truth, she would understand.
-
-And that time did come.
-
-In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to
-get possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his
-attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes
-for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully
-aware that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of
-a criminal prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the
-discovery of all that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide.
-
-It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it
-would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular
-affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to
-defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with.
-
-That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the
-woman to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was
-accustomed to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should
-have considerable difficulty in finding her.
-
-He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the
-question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he
-knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to
-do so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and
-he liked her.
-
-He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him--if he made
-it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her
-while.
-
-He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became
-impatient at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington
-until the evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced
-a visitor--one with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as
-Colonel Gwyn.
-
-Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He
-recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at
-the Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit
-to Brick Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted
-Colonel Gwyn as if he considered it to be one of the most natural
-occurrences in the world for him to appear at that particular moment.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you
-have no doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of
-calling upon you without first communicating with you.”
-
-“Not at all, sir,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to
-me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.”
-
-“You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject
-have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.”
-
-“Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose
-generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.”
-
-And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had
-so successfully caricatured.
-
-“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The
-fact is, sir, that I--I--i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you
-how it is I appear before you in this fashion.”
-
-“You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You
-are a friend of my best friend--Sir Joshua Reynolds.”
-
-“Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr.
-Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem
-of--of--well, of all the members of the Horneck family.”
-
-It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way
-his visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what
-reply to make to him.
-
-“I perceive that you are surprised, sir.” said Gwyn.
-
-“No, no--not at all--that is--no, not greatly surprised--only--well,
-sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like
-yourself, a soldier,” stammered Goldsmith.
-
-“I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past
-week or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Gwyn; “but upon no
-occasion have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me
-she was by no means well.”
-
-“And they told you the truth, sir,” said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely.
-
-“You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that
-they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must
-confess a headache was not specified.”
-
-“Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination.
-But why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel
-Gwyn?”
-
-Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely.
-
-“I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking
-a liberty,” he said somewhat awkwardly.
-
-“Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?” asked Goldsmith.
-
-“Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see--sir, you are, I know, a favoured friend
-of the lady's--I perceived long ago--nay, it is well known that she
-regards you with great affection as a--no, not as a father--no, as--as
-an elder brother, that is it--yes, as an elder brother; and therefore
-I thought that I would venture to intrude upon you to-day. Sir, to be
-quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but I hesitate--as I am sure
-you could understand that any man must--before declaring myself to her.
-Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you might not conceive it to
-be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to ask you if you knew of
-the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope you will be frank
-with me, sir.”
-
-Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel
-Gwyn was a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat
-upright on his chair--a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some
-people, but that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat
-inclined to be pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that
-they were the manners of a gentleman.
-
-Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary
-Horneck away from him? he asked himself.
-
-He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last
-he gave a little start.
-
-“You should not have come to me, sir,” he said slowly.
-
-“I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,” said Gwyn.
-
-“On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your
-confidence. But--ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a lady
-would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?”
-
-“I thought it possible that she--Miss Horneck--might have let you know.
-You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so she
-might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair.
-Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of--well, a sort of vested
-interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.”
-
-“Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate
-them for the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become
-accustomed. I have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the
-children of their happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if
-they were their own offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose,
-that poets become sympathetically interested in the world of lovers,
-which is quite apart from the world of letters.”
-
-Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no
-difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the
-exact appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted
-as much.
-
-“I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,” he said. “But for that
-matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite
-plain to you.”
-
-“Oh, yes,” said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that
-you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to
-subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the
-lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your
-chances of success.”
-
-“How admirably you put the matter!” said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did
-not apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?”
-
-“I cannot tell,” said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that
-she loved any man.”
-
-“Then I have still a chance?”
-
-“Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments
-to their fathers--no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to
-consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to
-advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself
-if you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to
-become attached. Add to the effect of your personality--which I think is
-great, sir--the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you have
-won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether your
-suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.”
-
-“You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is
-some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss
-Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations
-that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.”
-
-“You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the
-man exist who would be worthy of her love?”
-
-“He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love
-some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It
-is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women.
-
-“It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest
-consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr.
-Goldsmith--not as men go--there is in my lifetime nothing that I have
-cause to be ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness,
-her purity, her tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own
-presumption in aspiring to win her. You think me presumptuous in this
-matter, I am convinced, sir.”
-
-“I do--I do. I know Mary Horneck.”
-
-“I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with
-me in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me
-to thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me
-away without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that
-I have your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my
-happiness.”
-
-“Colonel Gwyn, my wishes--my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck may
-be happy.”
-
-“And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.”
-
-Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to
-him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI.
-
-Never for a moment had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men
-who were understood to be admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made
-humourous verses on some of them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic
-illustrations, and Mary and her sister had had their laugh. He could not
-even now feel jealous of Colonel Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more
-eligible suitor than the majority whom he had met from time to time at
-the Hornecks' house. He knew that since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the
-girl had no thoughts to give to love and suitors. If Gwyn were to go
-to her immediately and offer himself as a suitor he would meet with a
-disappointment.
-
-Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who
-had just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be
-exultant at the thought that it was he--he--Oliver Goldsmith--who had
-been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret--with the duty of saving
-her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her.
-
-Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's
-enterprise had fallen.
-
-He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a
-position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the
-rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable
-instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the
-hand of the maiden?
-
-For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate
-all his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the
-struggle had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had
-become the most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor
-at the Royal Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most
-eminent men of the period. And then, although he was plain of face and
-awkward in manner--nearly as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as
-Johnson--he had been appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in
-England. He felt that he had reason to exult.
-
-But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with
-Colonel Gwyn--he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel
-Gwyn. What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in
-preference to Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a
-mirror in order to learn what chance he would have of being accepted
-as the lover of a lovely girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to
-himself?
-
-He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he
-had--a glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness.
-
-He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from
-complete despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted
-with the task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her
-destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it,
-too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before
-him: he had taken no step toward saving her.
-
-He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the
-evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent
-Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his
-play--in which she did not appear--was being acted on the stage.
-
-He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that
-his design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should
-pursue in regard to the actress--how far he would be safe in confiding
-in her--was frustrated.
-
-The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled
-with him--well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make
-a quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such
-a disaster. Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in
-Boswell's eyes he could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of
-a second person.
-
-“Psha! Sir,” said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you
-do of the Irish nation and their characteristics.”
-
-“Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,” said
-Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.”
-
-“Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in
-order to give you a chance of knowing him better?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,” cried Boswell after
-a contemplative pause.
-
-“Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a
-consciousness of his generosity.”
-
-“What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me
-again?”
-
-“No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would
-feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain
-secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of
-talking together.”
-
-“What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?”
-
-“Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his
-biographer.”
-
-Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which
-the Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously.
-
-“Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr.
-Goldsmith?” he cried anxiously.
-
-“I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,” replied Goldsmith, with
-an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said
-that Shakespeare was pompous.
-
-“Now you are imitating him,” said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has
-told you of our quarrel--our misunderstanding. It arose through you,
-sir.”
-
-“Through me, sir?”
-
-“Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the
-Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no
-one of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has
-lately been mimicking the Dean--yes, down to his very words, at the
-Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made
-acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and
-upbraided me for half an hour.”
-
-“To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?”
-
-“To no human being, sir.”
-
-“Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.”
-
-“To no one, sir--that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly have
-had the story.”
-
-“Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to
-expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well,
-perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail
-to make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend.
-Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly
-accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the
-Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity
-in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.”
-
-“Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my
-friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human
-being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of
-that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in
-order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?”
-
-“Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true
-biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick
-and choose the incidents with which he has to deal--that he may, if he
-please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his
-hero or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you
-frankly that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are
-mischievous. Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I
-insist on your writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the
-very words that passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and
-you will also furnish me with a list of the persons--if you have not
-sufficient paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream
-at the stationer's at the corner--to whom you gave an account of the
-humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship
-with me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do
-not seek to avoid so obvious a duty.”
-
-Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam
-of a smile on his face.
-
-He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a
-word.
-
-“Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,” muttered Goldsmith.
-“If I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of
-hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.”
-
-(The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told
-him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained
-his forgiveness. “You were right, sir,” the letter concluded. “Dr.
-Johnson has still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.”)
-
-But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to
-the playhouse in order to consult with the lady who--through long
-practice--was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to give
-him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. It
-was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had
-not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon
-his confidence with Mrs. Abington.
-
-The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes
-which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act
-only of “She Stoops to Conquer” had been reached, and as she did not
-appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next
-piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers--one which had taken the town
-by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every lady
-of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was
-a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and
-loose about the neck and shoulders.
-
-“Ha, my little hero,” cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made
-his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then
-to Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last?
-Oh, lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all
-a-dying of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There
-was a rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-“The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't,
-madam,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,” said she. “Faith, sir,
-you gave him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the
-playhouse, I give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about
-you, Dr. Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them
-all. For instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it
-was the first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making
-an attempt upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional
-channel.”
-
-“If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that,
-Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,” said Goldsmith. “Though, for
-that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand
-before me in that dress--ay, or any other.”
-
-“Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of
-compliment--I sink under it, sir--thus,” and she made an exquisite
-courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' heads are
-as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?”
-
-“I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am
-extremely anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most
-accomplished should be moved,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a
-comedy as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than
-that of Miss Hardcastle.”
-
-“I have the design of one in my head, madam.”
-
-“Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your
-head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a
-great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And
-you have begun the comedy, sir?”
-
-“I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the
-air. I want your assistance in that direction.”
-
-“What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr.
-Goldsmith?”
-
-“Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic
-as Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you
-give me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?”
-
-“With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr.
-Goldsmith.”
-
-“I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I
-have to tell you.”
-
-“Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.”
-
-“How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?”
-
-“Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against
-him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his
-family--a critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your
-face suggested.”
-
-“I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for
-help.”
-
-“Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I
-think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When
-the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light--which I take to be
-the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman--he is too powerful
-for me, I frankly confess.”
-
-“Mine is a male fiend.”
-
-“Not the manager of a theatre--another form of the same hue?”
-
-“Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.”
-
-“Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.”
-
-“If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the
-greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to
-coffee house repeating it.”
-
-“Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.”
-
-“How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was
-more than you could cope with?”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII.
-
-And now, sir, to face the particulars--to proceed from the fancy
-embroidery of wit to the solid fabric of fact--who or what is the
-aggressive demon that you want exorcised?”
-
-“His name is Jackson--he calls himself Captain Jackson,” replied Oliver.
-He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary Horneck's
-story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of this
-point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made
-any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman
-had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him.
-
-“Jackson--Captain Jackson!” cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith, this
-is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. Surely,
-sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for a
-battering-ram to overturn a house of cards--one does not requisition a
-park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.”
-
-“Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of
-the power of a piece of ordnance,” said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam,
-that in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.”
-
-“If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for
-you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been
-doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.”
-
-“I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief,
-there is a lady in the question.”
-
-“Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was
-waiting for the lady.”
-
-“She is the most charming of her sex, madam.”
-
-“I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may
-be taken for granted.”
-
-“Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.”
-
-“I wonder in what part of the world she lived--certainly not in London.”
-
-“Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared
-upon the scene----”
-
-“Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden,
-the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence,
-even though the serpent be slaughtered.”
-
-“Pardon me, Mrs. Abington”--Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely--“pardon
-me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny
-has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.”
-
-In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story
-of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let
-it be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from
-taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America;
-and how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to
-him, but had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them
-the appearance of having been written by a guilty woman.
-
-“The lady is prostrated with grief,” he said, concluding his story. “The
-very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is
-killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of
-knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.”
-
-“'Tis a sad story indeed,” said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as
-bad can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the
-Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of
-meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell
-the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had
-been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point
-possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know
-that all the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of
-Scotland 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of
-guineas, Dr. Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?”
-
-“That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to
-think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not
-in the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,”
- cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in
-a bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego
-the dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the
-coins.”
-
-“You may be right,” said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?”
-
-“Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a
-couple of hundred pounds.”
-
-“Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends!
-She would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she
-had written letters of affection to such a man.”
-
-“She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-“If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have
-allowed herself to be imposed on by a stranger?”
-
-“Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen
-who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on
-your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return
-to the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters?
-How do you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?”
-
-“Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in
-conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room.
-It occurred to me that perhaps--it might be possible--in short, Mrs.
-Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel could
-be entrapped.”
-
-“You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary
-men--and of wary--is what nature and art have fitted me for--nature and
-practice?”
-
-“I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear
-madam. But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady
-with whom I am acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest
-intelligence. That is why you are our greatest actress. The highest
-intelligence is valueless on the stage unless it is associated with a
-heart that beats in sympathy with the sorrow and becomes exultant with
-the joy of others. That is why I regard myself as more than fortunate in
-having your promise to accept a part in my next comedy.”
-
-Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the
-author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him
-out of his difficulty.
-
-“I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,” said
-the actress. “Yes, in spite of your being--being--ah--innocent--a poet,
-and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, Dr.
-Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to--to--well, shall
-we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?”
-
-“That is the position I long for, dear madam.”
-
-“Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know
-you, Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or
-two--that will give both of us a chance of still further considering the
-possibility of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe
-it was the lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were
-doubtless for running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his
-throat without the delay of a moment.”
-
-“Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.”
-
-“Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most
-about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say,
-'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?”
-
-“Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite
-perceive their bearing.”
-
-“Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their
-little step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir,
-I perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress
-for my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used
-to term 'ructions.'”
-
-She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not
-before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very
-effective kiss.
-
-He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for
-he was not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had
-departed without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would
-have regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however,
-that clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt
-that it was a pleasure to do anything for such a man--especially as he
-was a writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she
-could so interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be
-the most notable success of the season.
-
-As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some
-progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not
-feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not
-been at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting
-with Mrs. Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs.
-Abington were associated.
-
-The next day he got a message that the success of his play was
-consolidated by a “command” performance at which the whole of his
-Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because
-it meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the
-sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low” elements of
-certain scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good
-augury. He felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan
-by which he should be able to get possession of the letters.
-
-When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had
-not been unmindful of his interests.
-
-“The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall
-yesterday,” said she, “but I tolerated him--nay, I encouraged him--not
-for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me,
-but for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking
-fool of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly
-makes a fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of
-herself.”
-
-“Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world,
-Mrs. Abing ton,” said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with
-laughter.
-
-“You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,” she
-said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for
-I have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably
-the most effective.”
-
-“You have found that by your experience of traps?” said Goldsmith. “The
-smile is the silken net?”
-
-“Even so,” said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah,
-Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.”
-
-“Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me,
-but at me.”
-
-“Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being
-smiled at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response
-to the encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my
-private address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when
-the fly begins to lure on the spider.”
-
-“'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not--to the fly.”
-
-“Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass.
-Sir, to be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private
-address, but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next
-Thursday night.”
-
-“Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my
-behalf----”
-
-“Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that
-I am only interested in my sister-fly--would she be angry if she were to
-hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?”
-
-There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed
-upon Goldsmith's ear.
-
-“Madam,” said he, “she is a Christian woman.”
-
-“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,” said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian
-charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman.
-Let that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on
-Thursday night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round
-the corner, and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you
-to appear boldly, as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my
-hospitality. You must come into the room when we have begun, carrying
-with you a roll of manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene
-of your new comedy, upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.”
-
-“I shall not fail to recollect,” said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the
-argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more
-elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.”
-
-“Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,” said the lady. “I think I
-know the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama
-of mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which
-you will not be able to play to perfection.”
-
-“You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument.
-When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I
-trust, ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the
-pleasure of your society for even an hour.”
-
-“I will ask you to join us at the table, and then--well, then I have
-a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our
-friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known
-all his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters
-of his.”
-
-Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could
-possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity--the fact
-being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving.
-Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a
-romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had
-formed the basis of more than one comedy--he had a notion that if these
-comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have
-been so clearly defined.
-
-She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it.
-
-“What, sir!” she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity
-of my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt--not at
-scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.”
-
-“I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a
-play, dear lady,” said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power
-to make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the
-right moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that
-was necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes
-quite hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most
-ordinary precepts of art.”
-
-“Psha! sir,” said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am
-a poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my
-life. At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully
-arranged plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the
-slovenliness of the actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain
-dialogue, yet in the end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama
-out of the ruins of our schemes than we originally designed. So, in this
-case, sir, I am not without hope that even though our gentleman's lips
-remain sealed--nay, even though our gentleman remain sober--a great
-calamity--we may still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep
-your ears open and I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if
-between us we cannot get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.”
-
-“I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,” said Oliver; “and I
-can only repeat what you have said so well--namely, that even the most
-clumsy of our schemes--which this one of yours certainly is not--may
-become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by
-that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you
-on Thursday evening.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII.
-
-Goldsmith for the next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a
-consciousness of having wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon
-Mrs. Abington and discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing
-the purpose which he had at heart; for he could not but perceive how
-shallow was the scheme which she had devised for the undoing of Mary
-Horneck's enemy. He felt that it would, after all, have been better for
-him to place himself in the hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had
-promised to find out for him, and to do his best to run the scoundrel
-through the body, than to waste his time listening to the crude scheme
-concocted by Mrs. Abington, in close imitation of some third-class
-playwright.
-
-He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her
-scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to
-join her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent
-his exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan
-for obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without
-seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when
-he had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness
-which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident
-to effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had
-suggested the possibility of such an accident taking place--in fact, she
-seemed to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than
-upon the ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think
-that she was right in this respect. He had a considerable experience
-of life and its vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a
-jesting mood the most judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be
-overturned by an accident apparently no less trivial than the raising of
-a hand, the fluttering of a piece of lace, or the cry of a baby.
-
-He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and
-a vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain
-causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he
-met a young woman who changed--for a time--all his ideas of the sex. As
-he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that
-Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a
-factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an
-accident is only another form of despair.
-
-In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he
-met Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an
-Italian fencing master and send him to Brick Court.
-
-“What!” cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in
-addition to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You
-do not need to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.”
-
-“I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,” said Goldsmith. “They
-have stepped between me and starvation more than once.”
-
-“Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain
-to make money by his philanthropy?” asked Baretti in his usual cynical
-way.
-
-“I cannot say,” replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim
-to the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any
-rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.”
-
-“'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your
-mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best
-swordsman in Europe,” said Baretti.
-
-“Do so, my friend,” said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a
-critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as
-a memento.”
-
-“I shall look for them--yes, in five years, for it will certainly take
-that time to make you expert with a sword,” said the Italian. “And,
-meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a
-fighter as Kenrick.”
-
-“In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you
-may take a fancy to have.”
-
-“And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a
-martyr--a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other unclean
-beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine
-within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he
-should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel,
-as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not
-want a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear
-one of our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.”
-
-“And who may that friend be?”
-
-“You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating
-with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?”
-
-“Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?”
-
-“What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the
-little Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur.
-Sir, Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than--than----”
-
-“A lioness robbed of her whelps?”
-
-“Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is
-the bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that
-you had boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer;
-and the best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit
-into the jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles--reminiscent of
-his native land--ever since.”
-
-Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of
-Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of
-Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous
-evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all
-the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time,
-his first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite
-flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which
-every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy,
-said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit
-who had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!” On the whole, Garrick said, he
-thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in
-many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion--whatever it might
-be worth--that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was most
-successful in attempting.
-
-Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions
-accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in
-believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening.
-
-He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to
-inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper,
-and he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme
-which she had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of
-inducing the man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he
-was in the habit of keeping the letters.
-
-“These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,”
- said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may
-become dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously.
-If he suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say
-farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.”
-
-“What then is to be gained by our supping with him?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Why, you are brought into contact with him,” she replied. “You will
-then be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take
-him unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great?
-heavens, sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak--one
-cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening,
-and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this
-fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting
-the letters into your pocket.”
-
-“I'll hope for better luck than that,” said Oliver.
-
-“Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,” said she. “But good
-luck is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the
-cleverest people.”
-
-“That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,”
- said Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs.
-Abington as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.”
-
-“Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,” said she.
-
-“Madam,” said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take
-your advice and reserve my compliments to you for--well, no, not a
-month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done
-very well.”
-
-As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly
-that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an
-alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of
-an adroit scoundrel. He had heard--nay, he had written--of the wiles of
-women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of testing a
-woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his estimate
-of their value.
-
-It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare
-tavern at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll
-of manuscript in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the
-waiter to inform the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was
-very fluent up to this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave
-when he found himself face to face with the man who had made the life of
-Mary Horneck miserable. He wondered if he would be able to restrain his
-impulse to fly at the scoundrel's throat.
-
-When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington
-that she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended
-the stairs to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved
-himself to play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not
-beyond his powers.
-
-Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her
-chair laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her
-_vis-à-vis_, for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting
-upon it and one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the
-points of his narrative.
-
-When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly,
-pleasantly, but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the
-story which Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with
-his fingers still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most
-inopportune entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other
-is in the act of telling a story to an appreciative audience--say, a
-beautiful actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be
-seen to the greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb
-and flow of that roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate
-wimplings, rising and falling between the porcelain of her throat and
-the curve of the ivory of her shoulders.
-
-The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition
-of Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs.
-Abington's tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned
-his head round as the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward
-the table, bowing profusely--rather too profusely for the part he was
-playing, the artistic perception of the actress told her.
-
-“Ha, my little author!” cried the man at the table with the swagger of a
-patron.
-
-“You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers--the best time
-for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.”
-
-“Ah, sir,” said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the
-convenience of our betters.”
-
-“Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their
-convenience in an ante-room--ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that the
-scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets write
-best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.”
-
-“For shame, Captain!” cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as
-well as a poet. He has broken heads before now.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV.
-
-Captain Jackson laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself
-back in his chair and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had
-advanced to the side of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of
-the bookseller's hack. He played the part very indifferently, the lady
-perceived.
-
-“Faith, my dear,” laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is
-a terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head
-broke by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I
-swear that I never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is
-accustomed to spread terror around.”
-
-“Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,” said Mrs.
-Abington.
-
-“Nay, my dear madam,” cried her _vis-à-vis_, “you must pardon me for
-saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great
-exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known
-kitchen principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a
-poet's pate, being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would
-overcome a sound head.”
-
-“I meant nothing like that, Captain,” said Mrs. Abington. Then she
-turned to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript.
-“Come, Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of
-supper. I vow that I will not even glance at that act of your new play
-which I perceive you have brought to me, until we have supped.”
-
-“Nay, madam,” stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal;
-still----”
-
-He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a
-hoarse laugh, crying--
-
-“Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated
-by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow
-himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the
-romance which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a
-party. Has he never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable
-kill-joy?”
-
-“You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,” said the actress in
-smiling remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view
-of the poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of
-parts. He is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long;
-will you, Dr. Goldsmith?”
-
-She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast
-at him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own
-part he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was
-patronised till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in
-a sickly way as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's
-cloak was flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to
-seating himself.
-
-“Madam, I am your servant,” he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient
-to command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such
-distinguished company.”
-
-“And so you should, sir,” cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled
-about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand
-patrons, my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you
-from slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely
-to feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity,
-General Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I
-had half a mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking
-me over! May I die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the
-General a lesson which he would have remembered to his dying hour--his
-dying hour--that is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn
-upon him.”
-
-“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,” said Mrs. Abington.
-“But I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being
-drawn on his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.”
-
-“If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I
-swear,” cried the Captain bowing over the table.
-
-“Good,” she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health--a
-bumper, sir, a bumper!”
-
-The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With
-an air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained
-it with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Hang him!” he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no
-malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam,
-shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge
-after charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health
-of a little man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show
-does his bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous
-to my heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.”
-
-“Nay, Captain,” said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain
-from challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many
-healths during the day, sir.”
-
-“What mean you by that, madam?” he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot
-carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you
-gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that
-you would have a chance of offering.”
-
-“Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,” said the actress hastily. “I will
-prove to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr.
-Goldsmith's new comedy.”
-
-“Now you are very much my dear,” said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy
-decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes,
-your confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam,
-shall it be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American
-rebels--curse 'em!--turn as green as their own coats--shall it be
-said that Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel--Washington his
-name is--George Washington”--he had considerable difficulty over the
-name--“is accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men--not
-men, but lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his
-Majesty's forces into the Potomac'--shall it be said that--that--what
-the devil was I about to say--shall it be said?--never mind--here's to
-the health of Colonel Washington!”
-
-“Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,” said Mrs.
-Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place;
-and, sir, you still wear the King's uniform.”
-
-“The devil take the King's uniform!” shouted the man. “The devils of
-rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell
-you, madam, that--nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is
-drank----” Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the room and
-seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung his
-cloak.
-
-“Hold, sir,” cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter
-upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I
-perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured
-by your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success
-to the cause that will triumph in America.” Jackson, who was standing at
-the table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a
-half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make
-him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast.
-
-“It sounds all right,” he muttered as if he were trying to convince
-himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all
-right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my
-little poet,” he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink,
-sir--drink to the success of the cause in America.” Goldsmith got upon
-his feet and raised his glass--it contained only a light wine.
-
-“Success to it!” he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his
-third tumbler of brandy.
-
-“Hark ye, my little poet!” whispered the latter very huskily, lurching
-across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not
-returned to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a
-general of generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned
-me out of the regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from
-Boston port, that he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was
-mistaken, sir, and that one of these days----Mum's the word, mind you!
-If you open your lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to
-pieces. I'll flay you alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis,
-let me tell you. What message did he send me when he heard that I was
-ready to blow Cornwallis's brains out and march my company across the
-Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to man--though a poet isn't quite a
-man--but that's my generosity. Said Washy--Washy--Wishy--Washy----
-Washington: 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the
-colonists, Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who
-would make the attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's
-the message I got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't
-everybody. Mark me, my friend--whatever your name is--I've got
-letters--letters----”
-
-“Yes, yes, you have letters--where?” cried Goldsmith, in the
-confidential whisper that the other had assumed.
-
-The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and
-then across his face there came the cunning look of the more than
-half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his
-chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing.
-
-“Letters--oh, yes--plenty of letters--but where?--where?--that's my own
-matter--a secret,” he murmured in vague tones. “The government would
-give a guinea or two for my letters--one of them came from Mount Vernon
-itself, Mr.--whatever your name maybe--and if you went to Mr. Secretary
-and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'”--he pronounced the word “Secrary”--“'I
-know that Dick Jackson is a rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are
-the letters to prove it?' where would you be, my clever friend? No, sir,
-my brains are not like Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the
-lady?”
-
-He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as
-well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room.
-
-“I'm here,” cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of
-which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall
-not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.”
-
-“Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?” cried the man with a lurch
-forward and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked--quite shocked! I
-wear the King's coat, though that cloak is my own--my own, and all that
-it contains--all that----”
-
-His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at
-his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face;
-he saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness
-that only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the
-cloak lay. He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining
-until he came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the
-pocket a leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively
-into the bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was
-another packet.
-
-Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over
-her chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that
-Sir Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.”
- She gave a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed
-coarsely, saying huskily--
-
-“A handkerchief--I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket of
-my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure--that's my motto. And now, my
-charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for I'll
-challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill up
-your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.--Mr. Killjoy, we'll call
-you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend only
-knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that the
-truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast--whatever it may
-be--or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!”
-
-Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy
-remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the
-man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass
-before Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand
-on the table, into a standing attitude, murmuring--
-
-“Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs.
-Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my
-table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.”
-
-He swallowed the contents of the tumbler--his fourth since he had
-entered the room--and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into his
-chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass.
-
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-
-“That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,” she cried,
-standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her
-hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and
-Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of
-my room, sir!”
-
-She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought
-it down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face
-watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken
-stupour, his jaw fallen.
-
-Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room.
-
-“Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress,
-pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated.
-
-“A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the
-goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
-hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have
-a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is
-Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.”
-
-* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
-watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from
-uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to
-Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set
-herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet
-which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket
-of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great
-difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the
-coach.
-
-“They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words
-spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in
-his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I
-say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel
-hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour.
-What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley?
-Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged
-his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac
-flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few
-stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been
-their darling always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but
-husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and
-he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the
-high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter
-re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at
-the door of the tavern.
-
-At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
-it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
-the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord
-and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson.
-He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed
-him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord
-and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such
-persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith
-reached the street.
-
-“Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his
-lodging.”
-
-“Nay, Doctor,” whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the
-fellow is a brawler--he will involve you in a quarrel before you reach
-the Strand.”
-
-“Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,” said Oliver. “The lady has laid it
-upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.”
-
-He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV.
-
-The instant he had seated himself he found to his amazement that the
-man beside him was fast asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the
-cushions one might have fancied that he had been sleeping for hours
-rather than minutes, so composed was he. Even the jolting of the
-starting coach made no impression upon him.
-
-Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had
-arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession
-he must act at once.
-
-He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in
-detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All
-he had to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the
-pocket, and then leave the coach while it was still in motion.
-
-The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted
-his position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his
-breast to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened
-himself in some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite
-unaware of the fact that some one was seated beside him.
-
-“Dear madam, you do me great honour,” he said, and then gave a little
-hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me
-all the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give
-you the plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold
-the documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to
-put pen to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to
-a fool. Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them--no price whatever
-except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they
-shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned,
-my lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her
-own letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer,
-in case of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents,
-for I know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the
-pocket of my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em--in case of
-accidents, Ned--to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend!
-and here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars
-for them.”
-
-Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken
-man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive.
-
-Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he
-referred to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel
-had not only tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been
-endeavouring to sell the secrets of the King's forces to the American
-rebels. Goldsmith had, however, no doubt that the letters which he was
-desirous of getting into his hands were those which the man had within
-his waistcoat. His belief in this direction did not, however, assist him
-to devise a plan for transferring the letters from the place where they
-reposed to his own pocket.
-
-The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious
-Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of
-the brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his
-fingers remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would
-be quite impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith
-could not claim to be, to open the garment.
-
-He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the
-packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet
-that it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont
-Blanc, was maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any
-more attempts to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake,
-and Goldsmith knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough
-to cope with three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique.
-
-Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit
-so broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the
-entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp.
-Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest
-did not end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide
-awake, and he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he
-spoke that he showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very
-far from sober.
-
-“Good Lord!” he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you
-be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me--grossly
-insulted me--turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, you
-rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you to
-look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for you.
-Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?”
-
-Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might
-not be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward
-attempt to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration
-of the question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open
-the door. He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the
-coach on to the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on
-its leathern straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the
-turnstile. At the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance
-to the court, almost coming in collision with Jackson.
-
-“You cursed, clumsy lout!” shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round
-as the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the
-other.
-
-“You low ruffian!” he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me
-to sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been
-waiting for you. Take that, you scoundrel--and that--and that----”
-
-He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the
-forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he
-fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the
-street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm.
-
-Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him--follow the murderer!” pointing
-wildly in the direction taken by the stranger.
-
-In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a
-pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his
-hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the
-body in order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more
-adroitness than was necessary--for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp
-all the street was in darkness--slipped the wallet into his other hand
-and then under his coat.
-
-A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which
-had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had
-been run through with a sword.
-
-“It was a knock-down blow,” said Goldsmith, still leaning over the
-prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great
-harm has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a
-beer barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his
-recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.”
-
-He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back,
-almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a
-sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he
-meant by choking him.
-
-A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith
-picked up his hat and straightened his sword, saying--
-
-“Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his
-physician in that way has small need of his services. I thought the
-fellow might be seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point
-recently; and so good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he
-relapse. By a casual savour of him I should say that he is not used to
-water.”
-
-He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple,
-and as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on
-completely recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned
-him, would miss his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was
-greatly relieved when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the
-head porter, and he paid the driver with a liberality that called down
-upon him a torrent of thanks.
-
-As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from
-cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no
-doubt that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands
-of his dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him--had
-alone trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task.
-
-He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his
-room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the
-wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes,
-and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a
-chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had
-taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of
-Mrs. Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that
-they were the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress!
-
-He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He
-was utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the
-occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought.
-He could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers,
-covered with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own
-desk before starting for the tavern.
-
-What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into
-the wallet?
-
-Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an
-hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer.
-
-He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come
-over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over
-which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table,
-Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining
-until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which
-he transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had
-had no time--at least, so Goldsmith thought--to put the sham act of the
-play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so
-unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been
-in the wallet?
-
-Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the
-greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the
-craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition
-of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected
-Mrs. Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the
-expense of the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on,
-and had fooled them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying
-that they were entrapping him.
-
-Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual,
-he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he
-was showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his
-shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that
-he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's
-happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had
-doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made
-by Mrs. Abington to entrap him.
-
-How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the
-length of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy
-that when they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on
-any subject. But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin
-to act, she had failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to
-place himself in her hands, hoping she would be able to help him.
-
-He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed
-would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the
-consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying
-to get the better.
-
-What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary,
-and tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him.
-She should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would
-have been ready to help her and capable of helping her--some man with a
-knowledge of men--some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver of
-fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. Nothing
-was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn achieve
-success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures.
-
-He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a
-house of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his
-life, whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze
-that had swept down upon it.
-
-He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical
-cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse
-than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had
-already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least,
-prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great
-a mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never
-have made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he
-said that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious
-generosity of the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity
-that had led him to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was
-utterly unsuited; and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him
-in the reflection that his awakening had come before it was too late. He
-had not been led away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She
-had been saved the unhappiness which that confession would bring to
-a nature so full of feeling as hers. And he had been saved the
-mortification of the thought that he had caused her pain.
-
-The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees
-of the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had
-passed before he fell asleep.
-
-He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he
-found that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the
-letters which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with
-but a languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the
-bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith
-had promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged
-the loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently,
-from its shape and bulk, a manuscript--one of the many which were
-submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned
-it over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact
-convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or
-perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get
-accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick.
-
-He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when
-at the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The
-instant he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that
-the parcel contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's
-handwriting to a certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire
-village where she had been staying the previous summer.
-
-On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from
-Mrs. Abing ton--the spelling as well as the writing was hers--
-
-“'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few
-feathers pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in
-the capp of dear Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI.
-
-He was so greatly amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the
-scattered letters on the table in front of him. He was even more amazed
-at finding them there than he had been the night before at not finding
-them in the wallet which he had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He
-thought he had arrived at a satisfactory explanation as to how he had
-come to find within the wallet the sheets of manuscript which he had had
-in his hand on entering the supper room; but how was he to account for
-the appearance of the letters in this parcel which he had received from
-Mrs. Abington?
-
-So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth--to
-appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his
-table. But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and
-happiness to Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy.
-She was saved. He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and
-who had the means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had
-caused him to go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing
-the task with which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been
-mistaken in applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish
-scheme of a pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken
-when she had singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most
-women would have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a
-knight-errant.
-
-His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his
-despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature
-knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early
-morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him;
-but now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him--his
-imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future
-happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to
-Mary and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of
-Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel
-Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished?
-
-He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of
-his formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest,
-but it was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion
-so delicate an enterprise as that which he--Goldsmith--had accomplished.
-Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. Abington to help
-him, and that was just where he would have made a huge mistake. Any man
-who thought to get the better of the devil without the aid of a woman
-was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of this as he
-stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been when he
-had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The previous
-half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and
-Providence and the world.
-
-When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate
-some breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had
-obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's
-thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in
-the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to
-be shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest--she must have
-felt the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it,
-substituting for them the sham act of the play which excused his
-entrance to the supper-room.
-
-The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that
-the wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He
-recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair
-with the cloak--much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the
-treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to
-turn him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had
-been to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her
-glass of wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as
-Mrs. Baddeley!
-
-He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that
-particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had
-acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting
-the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly
-perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place
-the letters beyond the man's hands.
-
-Once again he laughed, saying out loud--
-
-“Ah, I was right--a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy of a
-devil!”
-
-Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was
-at hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the
-letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself
-in connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of
-consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face
-would lighten--how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks
-would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt
-that she was safe.
-
-That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel
-bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on
-her face--if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her
-laughter. And then--then she would be happy for evermore, and he would
-be happy through witnessing her happiness.
-
-He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for
-the letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his
-servant announced two visitors.
-
-Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered.
-The former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a
-compatriot of his own, named Nicolo.
-
-“I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in
-my hands,” said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art
-of fencing as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the
-impression, singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than
-once during your wanderings in Tuscany.”
-
-“And now I am sure of it,” said Nicolo in French. He explained that he
-spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at
-Pisa when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in
-recognising him.”
-
-“And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,”
- said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the
-circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my
-memory, sir?”
-
-“There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,” said Signor
-Nicolo.
-
-“I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,”
- said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators--quite reckless, if
-you will permit me to say so much.”
-
-The man smiled somewhat grimly.
-
-“If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,”
- said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable
-climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian
-government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back
-again.”
-
-“It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor
-Nicolo,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of
-a beard and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.”
-
-“Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is
-now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,” said the man
-with another grim smile.
-
-“You are not quite right, my friend,” laughed Goldsmith; “for if my
-memory serves me--and it does so usually on the matter of dress--I had
-no coat whatsoever to my back--that was of no importance in Pisa, where
-the air was full of patriotism.”
-
-“The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,” said
-Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We
-are examples--Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a
-brewer's daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy
-Englishman--and there are a good number of them, too--into an expert
-swordsman in twelve lessons--yes, if the pupil will but practise
-sufficiently afterwards.”
-
-“We need not talk of business just now,” said Goldsmith. “I insist on
-my old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to
-'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such
-excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.”
-
-He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple
-of bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to
-him--very recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not
-have remained.
-
-The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was
-heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the
-room.
-
-“I have found you, you rascal!” he shouted, swaggering across the room
-to where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just
-one minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my
-pocket last night.”
-
-“And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken
-blackguard,” said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo,
-who was in the act of rising. “Come, sir,” he continued, “I submitted
-to your insults last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I
-promise you that I give you no such license in my own house. Take your
-carcase away, sir; my friends have fastidious nostrils.”
-
-Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his
-gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too
-cowardly to attack.
-
-“You cur!” he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me
-from running you through the body.”
-
-“Do you not? I do,” said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of
-wine off the table, and was toying with it in his hands.
-
-“Come, sir,” said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir
-John Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property,
-but, by the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will
-not spare you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an
-hour has passed.”
-
-“Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American
-spy, is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith
-has at hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest
-scoundrels,” said Goldsmith.
-
-Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a
-second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons.
-The bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly.
-
-“My little poet,” he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because
-you have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you
-for your information that I have something in my possession that I can
-use as I meant to use the letters.”
-
-“And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall
-kill you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!” cried Goldsmith,
-leaping up.
-
-There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through
-the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him
-behind a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson.
-
-“Pardon me, sir,” said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you
-to stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend
-and I regard as a grave affront to us.”
-
-“Then let one of you draw!” shouted the man. “I see that you are
-Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw,
-sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.”
-
-“Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,” said Baretti.
-“I do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a
-weaker man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a
-ruffian as you undoubtedly are.”
-
-He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter
-had whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti,
-putting quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when
-Baretti had turned partly round.
-
-“Briccone! assassin!” hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me,
-Nicolo,” he said addressing his friend in their own tongue.
-
-“He shall pay for it,” whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his
-foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out
-of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room.
-
-“Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,” he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage
-or two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase
-without absolutely killing the beast.”
-
-The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word.
-
-Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with
-laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian--it was not
-melodious--acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, trying to
-beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single inch.
-He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His expression
-resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has airily
-offered to play with him opens the game.
-
-After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to
-attack, Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword.
-
-“Take a chair, sir,” said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one
-before my friend has finished with you.”
-
-Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening
-before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt
-him now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the
-man breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the
-Italian.
-
-Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was
-no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but
-his antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard
-breathing was a contrast to the only other sound in the room--the
-grating of steel against steel.
-
-Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed
-gradually to vanish. He became more than serious--surely his expression
-was one of apprehension.
-
-Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as
-one of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's
-shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in
-doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge
-of the other man.
-
-It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as
-he pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in
-touching Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once,
-and now it was plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was
-breathing hard, and the look of apprehension on his face had increased
-until it had actually become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to
-perceive this, and malignant triumph was in every feature of his face.
-Any one could see that he felt confident of tiring out the visibly
-fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with staring eyes, once again clutched
-Baretti.
-
-Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig
-and forehead in smiles.
-
-“I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,”
- said he.
-
-In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third
-paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's
-head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying
-behind it like the little pennon on a lance.
-
-“Heavens!” whispered Goldsmith.
-
-“Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,” said Baretti. “For
-God's sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that
-last was like a bullet.”
-
-Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat
-from which it was torn.
-
-And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his
-face.
-
-“That is his fun,” said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great
-humourist!”
-
-The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught
-in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it.
-
-The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but
-his antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed
-him round the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing
-heavily, but apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his
-sword into his left hand, and was now fencing from that side.
-
-Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin.
-They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a
-meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle.
-Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate
-dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that
-Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a
-result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual.
-
-And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the
-man's pocket fell on the floor.
-
-With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor.
-The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining
-by a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo
-had spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single
-flash. Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they
-were the batch of letters which he had received in the course of his
-traffic with the American rebels.
-
-“Come, Sandrino,” said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal
-off, and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us.
-Come, sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has
-kept us from our wine too long already.”
-
-With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right
-sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash
-over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of
-the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with
-an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor,
-thoroughly exhausted.
-
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-
-Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung
-the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the
-guard.
-
-“John,” shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had
-witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too
-exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that
-man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked
-out of my house.” When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to
-the half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible
-bully and coward alive,” said he. “You did not hesitate to try and
-accomplish the ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here
-with intent to murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your
-clutches. If I let you go now, it is because I know that in these
-letters, which I mean to keep, I have such evidence against you as will
-hang you whenever I see fit to use it, and I promise you to use it if
-you are in this country at the end of two days. Now, leave this house,
-and thank my servant for giving you his coat, and this gentleman”--he
-pointed to Nicolo--“for such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you
-never before received.”
-
-The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which
-John Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot.
-
-“You contemptible cur!” he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have
-now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of
-them passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in
-pretty high places, let me tell you.”
-
-“I do not doubt it,” said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place
-for you and your friends.”
-
-The ruffian turned upon him in a fury.
-
-“Look to yourself, you foreign hound!” he said, his face becoming livid,
-and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare
-as before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to
-be made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!”
-
-“Turn that rascal into the street, John,” cried Goldsmith, and John
-bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he
-flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his
-powers--not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, but
-one which he was certain was more English in its style.
-
-“No one shall lay a hand on me,” said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am
-anxious to remain in such a company?”
-
-“Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,” said John, hustling him to the
-door. “Come--out with you--sharp!”
-
-In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly
-and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put
-on the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him
-walk in the direction of the Temple lodge.
-
-Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the
-prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them
-on his wall.
-
-“You came at an opportune moment, my friend,” said he. “You have not
-only saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never
-have known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of
-your art.”
-
-“The best swordsman is the best patriot,” said Baretti.
-
-“That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Alas! yes,” said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots,
-or you would not be able to live in England.”
-
-“I am not an Englishman,” said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and
-therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it
-is not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than
-to starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my
-dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti?
-Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor
-an hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects
-of the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it
-will take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the
-fragments of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr.
-Johnson's friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.”
-
-“Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,”
- said Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no
-engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.”
-
-“He has taken part in one engagement, at least,” said Goldsmith,
-
-“And I am now at your service,” said the fencing-master.
-
-They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his
-pocket--the second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his
-desk--and, parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and
-Anchor in an hour.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVII.
-
-It was with a feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before
-known, that Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All
-the exhilaration that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary
-exhibition of adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with
-him. The exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more
-than a suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance,
-Nicolo's pretence of being overmatched early in the contest--breathing
-hard and assuming a terrified expression--yielding his ground and
-allowing his opponent almost to run him through--could only be regarded
-as theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though
-amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did
-not prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon
-Goldsmith, more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt
-which he owed to Jackson.
-
-And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life
-in having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world
-the terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that
-every step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the
-realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's
-cheeks change to red once more.
-
-It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to
-Barton with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him
-this with a grave face as she brought him into a parlour.
-
-“I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr.
-Goldsmith,” said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little
-disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.”
-
-“Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?” he asked. This
-fresh proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was
-very dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise
-on the chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in
-his ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of
-his success.
-
-“She seemed very anxious to see you,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear
-Dr. Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her
-sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any
-secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to
-Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly,
-girlish fancy--my brother wrote to me that there had been in his
-neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home
-with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely
-she has got over that foolishness!”
-
-“Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that
-foolishness,” said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she
-sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.”
-
-“I do hope so,” said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to
-make her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared
-that that disgraceful letter in the _Packet_ had affected you. That was
-why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that
-nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.”
-
-“That was very kind of you, my dear madam,” said he; “but I have seen
-Mary since that thing appeared.”
-
-“To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?”
-
-“Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance
-that when I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to
-recovery. You have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor
-of medicine, and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in
-this direction may amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself
-have. Still, I think you will say something in my favour when you see
-Mary's condition begin to improve from the moment we have a little chat
-together.”
-
-“That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr.
-Goldsmith. Your chat with her will do more for her than all the
-medicine the most skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very
-inopportune time for her to fall sick.”
-
-“I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?”
-
-“Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not
-steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly
-attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.”
-
-“The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.”
-
-He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause.
-
-“Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman
-was drawn toward her?” said the lady smiling.
-
-“I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,” said Goldsmith. “And
-you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she
-would have listened to his proposals, madam?”
-
-“Why should she not have done so, sir?” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“Why not, indeed?”
-
-“Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,” said she. “He is,
-to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.”
-
-“You think so--you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing in
-such a case?” said Oliver, rather eagerly.
-
-“How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?” cried Mrs.
-Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I
-am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between
-my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years.
-After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty--thirty-seven,
-I believe--but he does not look more than thirty-five.”
-
-“No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which
-you give emphasis, madam,” said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will
-see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?”
-
-“I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself
-so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,” said the lady.
-“That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring
-back the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly
-attracted to her.”
-
-“I understand--I understand.”
-
-He spoke slowly, gravely.
-
-“I knew you would help us,” said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you
-will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your
-Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have
-passed.”
-
-Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for
-him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks--not for him, but
-for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days,
-the hours of thought--all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from
-facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting
-his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her
-sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being
-for evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a
-possession as her love.
-
-That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and
-yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said--
-
-“Even so; I am satisfied--I am satisfied.”
-
-It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and
-Goldsmith persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he
-succeeded in doing so, for he had felt it was quite possible that
-Baretti might inquire of him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to
-Brick Court, and he could not well explain to the Italian the nature of
-the enterprise which he had so successfully carried out by the aid
-of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing to take Mrs. Abington into
-his confidence, and quite another to confide in Baretti. He was
-discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, while the
-secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it would be by
-no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some people might
-laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that which was
-generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and Baretti
-a man.
-
-He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn
-all about Jackson--that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have
-become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance,
-for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes.
-He was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to
-prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day.
-
-Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts
-regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which
-the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the
-conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials,
-declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a
-man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared
-out--
-
-“Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here--and indeed, sir, I am
-glad that he is not--he would say that your definition was so good as to
-make him certain you had stolen it from me.”
-
-“Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have
-been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very
-foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person,
-Dr. Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly,
-that you would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of
-stealing from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which
-when it comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir,
-are you satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?”
-
-“Sir, I am more than satisfied,” said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the
-cunning master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face.
-This was a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience.
-
-After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre,
-to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington
-for managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped
-to do.
-
-He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her
-costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the
-less subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee,
-holding her hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to
-speak, and she knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she
-was quite accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew,
-were of equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's.
-
-“Well, my poet,” she said at last, “have you need of my services to
-banish any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?”
-
-“I was right,” he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was
-not mistaken in you, my dear lady.”
-
-“Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest
-demon that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,” said
-she. “Well, sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment--a more doubtful
-compliment than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her
-champion. But you have not told me of your adventurous journey with our
-friend in the hackney coach.”
-
-“Nay,” he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means
-you became possessed of the letters which I wanted--by what magic you
-substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me
-into the supper room.”
-
-“Psha, sir!” said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered
-from a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair,
-that he had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He
-gave me a hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is
-not to be trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every
-document on which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty
-naturally received a great shock when he offered to drink to the
-American rebels, and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or
-so sufficed me to discover the wallet with the letters; but then I
-was at my wits' end to find something to occupy their place in the
-receptacle. Happily my eye caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay
-in your hat on the floor beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick
-was played. I had a sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep
-me hoping all the night that you would be able to get possession of the
-wallet, believing it contained the letters for which you were in search.
-Lord, sir! I tried to picture your face when you drew out your own
-papers.” The actress lay back on her couch and roared with laughter,
-Goldsmith joining in quite pleasantly.
-
-“Ah!” he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression
-which my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most
-humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but
-he paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he
-termed his property.”
-
-“Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?”
-
-At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs.
-Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments.
-
-“By my faith, sir!” she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been
-there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,” she added a moment afterwards,
-“you will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the
-town.”
-
-“Nay, my dear,” said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left
-my room--not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents
-as would hang him.”
-
-“Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon
-your life?” cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point
-of sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a
-matter of business.”
-
-“Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is
-something in what you say,” said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a
-hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to
-the very door of my chambers.”
-
-“Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have
-yet to write for me in a comedy.”
-
-“I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my
-dear friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.”
-
-“Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?” cried the actress, looking
-at him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua
-Reynolds could not quite translate to show the next century what manner
-of woman was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young
-wife of the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country
-girl's smile of Mrs. Abington.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVIII.
-
-Goldsmith kept his word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was
-alert all the time he was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be
-waiting to make an attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any
-adventure, however, and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel
-of letters and set himself to peruse their contents.
-
-He had no need to read them all--the first that came to his hand was
-sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was
-perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the
-rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown
-themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which
-he had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of
-Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead
-of merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to
-England as a suspected traitor.
-
-As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was
-indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had
-obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would
-certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the
-country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon
-him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and
-Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former
-course.
-
-Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he
-ask himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have
-been so blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his
-honesty.
-
-He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour
-which attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies
-of his country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself
-to be, he would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly
-weaknesses were dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the
-tenderness of her heart only made him feel that she was all the more a
-woman, and therefore all the more to be loved.
-
-It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the
-Hornecks.
-
-He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine.
-There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he
-would attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock
-dinner. It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably
-be at the meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with
-the dangerous character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due
-precautions against any attack that the desperate man might be
-induced to make upon him. No doubt Baretti would make a good point
-in conversation with his friends of the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's
-counselling caution to any one; but the latter was determined to give
-the Italian his advice on this matter, whatever the consequences might
-be.
-
-It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention
-in full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not
-return from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the
-Academy Baretti failed to put in an appearance.
-
-He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to
-communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not
-having a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect.
-
-“You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,” said
-Reynolds. “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if
-only to apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has
-promised to come, and I have secured Johnson as well.”
-
-Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in
-front, he followed with Reynolds some distance behind--not so far,
-however, as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was
-engaged in a discourse with his sweet companion--he was particularly
-fond of such companionship--on the dignity inseparable from a classic
-style in painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the
-habiliments of their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a
-painter who required any considerable amount of remonstrance from
-her preceptors to keep her feet from straying in regard to classical
-traditions. The artist who gave the purest Greek features and the Roman
-toga alike to the Prodigal Son and King Edward III could not be said to
-be capable of greatly erring from Dr. Johnson's precepts.
-
-All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of
-eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious
-adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild
-suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so
-faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might
-eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art.
-
-“What, sir!” cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at
-anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member
-of Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day
-clothes--that the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?”
-
-“Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,” replied
-Goldsmith.
-
-Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered
-to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary
-than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his
-phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave.
-
-“Sir,” he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very
-flagrant example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even
-depicted in his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted
-position, is not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what
-would he be if shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after
-what you call the natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the
-advisability of the epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in
-English.”
-
-“And why not, sir?” said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added,
-“For my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in
-Westminster Abbey written in English.”
-
-Every one laughed, including--when the bull had been explained to
-her--Angelica Kauffman.
-
-After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its
-door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord
-went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds,
-lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been
-detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass
-Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the
-reason of his absence from the meeting.
-
-When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that
-as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to
-wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped
-him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the
-hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence.
-The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door.
-
-“If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed
-the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out
-so as to reach the ear of Reynolds.
-
-“A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two
-men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has
-been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding
-in the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no
-time coming to you.”
-
-“Merciful heaven!” cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order
-to warn him.”
-
-“You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack
-as was made upon him,” said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom
-Baretti was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable
-gang well known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated
-what his name was.”
-
-“And what was his name?” asked Reynolds.
-
-“Richard Jackson,” replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name
-before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.”
-
-“The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged,
-should a jury find him guilty,” said Steevens. “We must make an effort
-to avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to
-speak to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They
-carried my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to
-go without delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr.
-Garrick. He hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John
-Fielding at Bow street in the morning.”
-
-“That we shall,” said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice
-available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him
-that he may depend on our help, such as it is.”
-
-The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still
-waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in
-custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but
-they offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have,
-and also to carry back to them his reply.
-
-Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an
-account of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could
-not induce the constables to allow him to go into his presence. They,
-however, bore in his message to the effect that he might depend on the
-help of all his friends in his emergency.
-
-Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected,
-and they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd--afar from
-reputable crowd--so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed,
-and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined
-the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in
-the surgeon's hands.
-
-Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the
-meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through
-the Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two
-men rushed out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with
-heavy sticks. One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his
-sword, but he succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself
-with the small fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him,
-as was the custom in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article
-of diet, he had undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great
-mischance he must have severed an artery.
-
-The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his
-friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held
-a commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being
-tried by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to
-England by Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months,
-and had recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house
-in Whetstone Park.
-
-“So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence,
-it seems to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the
-gentleman,” said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell
-them that it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of
-its rogues.”
-
-Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the
-view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid
-of the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having
-parted from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy.
-He could not help feeling that Baretti was the victim of
-his--Goldsmith's--want of consideration. What right had he, he asked
-himself, to drag Baretti into a matter in which the Italian had no
-concern? He felt that a man of the world would certainly have acted
-with more discretion, and if anything happened to Baretti he would never
-forgive himself.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIX.
-
-After a very restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that
-Johnson had already gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house
-Goldsmith learned that Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's;
-so it was plain that Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting
-about helping him. They all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and
-Goldsmith found that Burke had already instructed a lawyer on behalf of
-Baretti. His tender heart was greatly moved at the sight of Baretti
-when the latter was brought into court, and placed in the dock, with a
-constable on each side. But the prisoner himself appeared to be quite
-collected, and seemed proud of the group of notable persons who had come
-to show their friendship for him. He smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith,
-and, when the witnesses were being examined, polished the glasses of his
-spectacles with the greatest composure. He appeared to be confident that
-Sir John Fielding would allow him to go free when evidence was given
-that Jackson had been a man of notoriously bad character, and he seemed
-greatly surprised when the magistrate announced that he was returning
-him for trial at the next sessions.
-
-Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the
-prisoner in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request
-was granted.
-
-He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on
-this melancholy drive, saying--
-
-“My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to
-this.”
-
-“Psha, sir!” said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this
-country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment.
-In what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross
-ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the
-protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his
-violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by
-accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried
-for my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice
-in this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!”
-
-“Do not be alarmed,” said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and
-jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for
-being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?”
-
-“I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way
-responsible for this _contretemps_,” said Baretti. “But I cannot forgive
-that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and failed
-to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a
-considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow
-whom I killed should be regarded sacred--as sacred as though he were an
-Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so ridiculous?”
-
-“You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,”
- said Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted--oh,
-quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and
-Reynolds and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.”
-
-But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued
-railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at
-Newgate.
-
-It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone
-in the coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house
-in Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been
-uncertain whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to
-see Mary Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress
-of mind from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the
-conclusion that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in
-respect of the man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for
-him, Goldsmith. Now, however, that he had discharged his duty so far as
-he could in regard to Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy
-Bride.
-
-Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the
-signs of recent tears were visible on it.
-
-“Dear Dr. Goldsmith,” she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.”
-
-“How so, madam?” he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to
-him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the
-point of death?
-
-“She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than
-when she left town,” said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her
-condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as
-was brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor
-Baretti?”
-
-“It prostrated her?”
-
-“Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is
-printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he
-read out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair
-to the floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her
-friends, instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.”
-
-“And now?”
-
-“Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming
-with strange impatience--I told her that you had been here yesterday and
-also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke
-from her faint--accusing herself of bringing her friends into trouble,
-but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come--why does he not come
-to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr.
-Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her
-in this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as
-acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw
-the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition
-is the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to
-call to-day.”
-
-“Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,” said Goldsmith, “Will
-you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I
-am confident that I can restore her to health?”
-
-“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!--ah, if you only could! But alas,
-alas!”
-
-He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last
-interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of
-sobbing within the room came to his ears.
-
-“Now, my dear child,” said her mother with an affectation of
-cheerfulness, “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come
-to his Jessamy Bride.”
-
-The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most
-pathetically how weak she was.
-
-“Ah, he is come he is come!” she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he
-has much to tell me.”
-
-“Yes.” said he; “I have much.”
-
-Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead.
-
-She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand
-spasmodically in both her own--he felt how they were trembling-as she
-cried--
-
-“The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead--you know it, of
-course? Oh, it is terrible--terrible! But the letters!--they will be
-found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be impossible
-to keep my secret longer. Will his friends--he had evil friends, I
-know--will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by your face that
-you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be undone--undone.”
-
-“My dear,” he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I
-could bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?”
-
-“The best! Ah, what is the best?”
-
-“It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my
-child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.”
-
-She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped
-more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to
-speak, but failing to utter a single word.
-
-He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet
-of her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for
-certainly a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only
-gaze mutely at the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the
-truth upon her meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not
-now be overwhelmed with the joy of being saved.
-
-Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung
-her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks.
-Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed--not hysterically,
-but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an effort and
-walked across the room to the window that looked upon the street. He
-followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she turned round
-with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long was it since
-he had heard her laugh in that way?
-
-She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for
-her cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June,
-and her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness.
-
-“Ah,” she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I
-was right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew
-that you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to
-me for evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like
-you, dear Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that--so good, so true,
-so full of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the
-greatest and best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear,
-dear friend! O, you are a friend to be trusted--a friend who would be
-ready to die for his friend. Gratitude--you do not want gratitude. It is
-well that you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you
-for what you have done? You have saved me from death--from worse than
-death--and I know that the thought that you have done so will be your
-greatest reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel
-that I live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me
-out of the deep waters--the waters that had well-nigh closed over my
-head.”
-
-He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon
-him. His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him;
-but he felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since
-he had lived to see--even through the dimness of tears--so sweet a
-face looking into his own with eyes full of the light of--was it the
-gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman?
-
-He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the
-small hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the
-tendrils of a climbing flower.
-
-“Have you nothing to say to me--no word to give me at this moment?” she
-asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her fingers
-seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own.
-
-“What word?” said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such
-a man as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete
-happiness as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in
-words. You have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my
-life. You have understood me--you alone, and that to such as I means
-happiness.”
-
-She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had
-flung them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the
-direction of the window.
-
-“You talk of my understanding you,” she said in a voice that had a sob
-in it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a
-man's nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy
-of a thought?”
-
-He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with
-a sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and
-locked the fingers of both together.
-
-Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing
-the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in
-the throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman
-well enough to have no thought of himself--no thought except for her
-happiness.
-
-“No,” he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say
-to you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for
-himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain
-happy--watching your happiness--in silence. Perhaps I may understand
-you--I may understand something of the thought which gratitude suggests
-to you.”
-
-“Ah, gratitude!” said she in a tone that was sad even in its
-scornfulness. She had not turned her head toward him.
-
-“Yes, I may understand something of your nature--the sweetest, the
-tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself
-better, and I know in what direction lies my happiness--in what
-direction lies your happiness.”
-
-“Ah! are you sure that they are two--that they are separate?” said she.
-And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his face.
-
-There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He
-still held them behind him. At last he said slowly--
-
-“I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were
-a chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to
-look on happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there
-is more happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not
-speak--for God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which
-are trembling on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.”
-
-She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she
-turned away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears,
-with her face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly.
-
-After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair.
-
-She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a
-hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice--
-
-“You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that
-word; but I can never--never cease to think of you as the best--the
-noblest--the truest of men. You have been my best friend--my only
-friend--and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by a
-woman.”
-
-He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word.
-
-A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room.
-
-“Oh, mother, mother!” cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was
-right--I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a
-new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more--that
-I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!”
-
-“Why, what a transformation there is already!” said her mother. “Ah, Dr.
-Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!”
-
-“Friend--friend!” she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was always
-my friend, and he will be so forever--my friend--our friend.”
-
-“Always, always,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you
-have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has
-just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition.
-May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by
-seeing you?”
-
-“No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,” cried the girl. “Send him
-away--send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one but
-our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do for
-me that I should wish to see him?”
-
-“My dear Mary----”
-
-“Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet
-sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has
-not yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing
-together as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am
-myself again.”
-
-“I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,” said Mrs.
-Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.”
-
-“Do, dear mother,” cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next
-year, sweetest of mothers, or--best of all--say that he had better come
-by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by and
-by is easily said.'”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXX.
-
-As he went to his chambers to dress before going to dine with the
-Dillys in the Poultry, Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years.
-He had seen the light return to the face that he loved more than all
-the faces in the world, and he had been strong enough to put aside the
-temptation to hear her confess that she returned the love which he bore
-her, but which he had never confessed to her. He felt happy to know that
-the friendship which had been so great a consolation to him for several
-years--the friendship for the family who had been so good and so
-considerate to him--was the same now as it had always been. He felt
-happy in the reflection that he had spoken no word that would tend to
-jeopardise that friendship. He had seen enough of the world to be made
-aware of the fact that there is no more potent destroyer of friendship
-than love. He had put aside the temptation to speak a word of love; nay,
-he had prevented her from speaking what he believed would be a word of
-love, although the speaking of that word would have been the sweetest
-sound that had ever fallen upon his ears.
-
-And that was how he came to feel happy.
-
-And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he
-found a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had
-dedicated to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy.
-He added poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly
-interpreted--verses pulsating with the love that was in his
-heart--verses which Mary Horneck could not fail to interpret aright
-should they ever come before her eyes.
-
-“But they shall never come before her eyes,” he said. “Ah, never--never!
-It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.”
-
-And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day
-she might read those verses of his--yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if
-that day was far off or nigh.
-
-When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house,
-he had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did
-not, however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to
-entertain his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's
-killing of Jackson as an accident.
-
-After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be
-well for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be
-to the advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the
-threats made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it
-might be possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck.
-But Burke, after hearing the story--no mention of the name of Mary
-Horneck being made by Goldsmith--came to the conclusion that it would be
-unwise to introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part
-of the man who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer--as,
-indeed, they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity
-on Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered
-that a defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was
-most likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal.
-If it could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently
-as some of the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did,
-Burke and his legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance
-of obtaining a verdict.
-
-The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of
-the acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine
-nature had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's
-safety, and any one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated
-trial would undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this
-matter was fully justified. That there should have been any suggestion
-of premeditation in the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of
-Baretti seems amazing to a modern reader of the case as stated by
-the Crown. But as Edmund Burke stated about that time in the House of
-Commons, England was a gigantic shambles. The barest evidence against
-a prisoner was considered sufficient to bring him to the gallows for an
-offence which nowadays, if proved against him on unmistakable testimony,
-would only entail his incarceration for a week. Women were hanged for
-stealing bread to keep their children from that starvation which was the
-result of the kidnapping of their husbands to serve in the navy; and
-yet Burke's was the only influential voice that was lifted up against
-a system in comparison with which slavery was not only tolerable, but
-commendable.
-
-Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson
-was the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For
-all his railing against the detestable laws of the detestable
-country--which, however, he found preferable to his own--he ridiculed
-the possibility of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered
-it within the bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that,
-however absurd was the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the
-likelihood was that he would experience the feelings incidental to such
-an excursion.
-
-He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at
-Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty
-with his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent
-authority of Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition
-of the sage.
-
-It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty
-of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste
-as well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of
-Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that
-if one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat
-his dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we
-know something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the
-idiotic insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record
-of Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably
-deceived no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to
-silence.
-
-But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be--however
-insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may--according to Johnson--have been,
-there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation
-until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though
-Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained
-an envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined
-to mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit
-for appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk.
-
-Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife
-was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians,
-they might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought
-by the prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had
-attacked him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems
-rather a strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law
-permitted men to carry swords presumably for their own protection.
-
-Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he
-joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which
-was felt--or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was
-simulated--by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of
-the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the
-circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had
-not been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance
-that he would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the
-counsel, as well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old
-Bailey.
-
-When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he
-had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he
-was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the
-Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and
-trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works
-which he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in
-addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of
-his promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance.
-
-He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times
-to see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of
-friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in
-her usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the
-fun in which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too
-busy to reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's
-country house wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in
-their pranks, and to submit, as he did with such good will, to their
-practical jests.
-
-He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of
-the pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he
-would see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her
-constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both
-of them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure
-that he would be as strong a second time.
-
-This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged--this constant endeavour
-to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life endurable to
-him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, when a coach
-drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had passed, and Mrs.
-Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the change which was
-apparent in his appearance.
-
-“Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!” she cried when she entered his little
-parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he
-was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw
-you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but
-despairing.”
-
-“Nay, my dear madam,” he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack
-of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me
-assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to
-give me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught
-sight of you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a
-moment; I feared that--ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.”
-
-“However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked
-as I was when you appeared before me,” said the lady. “Why, dear sir,
-you are killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one
-here to give you the attention which your condition requires.”
-
-“What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?” said the Doctor, making a
-pitiful attempt to assume his old manner.
-
-“Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,” said she. “I will take you in
-hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now
-I will beg of you to go thither in your own.”
-
-“To Barton? Oh, my dear madam----”
-
-“Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I
-should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own
-interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others
-than to help yourself.”
-
-“How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?”
-
-“Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one
-who could be of the same help to us as you.”
-
-“There is no one who would be more willing, madam.”
-
-“You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that
-mysterious indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced
-that it was you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.”
-
-“Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again
-in need of my help.”
-
-“It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that
-you are interested in her future--in the happiness which we all are
-anxious to secure for her.”
-
-“Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?”
-
-“I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family--nay, I can
-talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.”
-
-“You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.”
-
-“And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day.
-I know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that
-Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.”
-
-“No; she has not told me that.”
-
-He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the
-emotion which he felt.
-
-“It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally
-settled, and so not worthy of another thought,” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“Finally settled?” repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel
-Gwyn's proposal?”
-
-“On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,” said the mother.
-
-He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment
-one of gladness?
-
-“Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,” said
-the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character
-is irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am
-convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him--and
-yet she sends him away from her.”
-
-“That is possibly because she knows her own mind--her own heart, I
-should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.”
-
-“Alas! she is but a girl.”
-
-“Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives
-is worthy of her.”
-
-“That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too
-rigidly on that assumption--an assumption which would condemn her to
-live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to
-take a practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely
-concerns the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you
-take a great interest.”
-
-“I would do anything for her happiness.”
-
-“I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards
-you with the greatest respect and esteem--nay, if I may say it, with
-affection as well.”
-
-“Ah! affection--affection for me?”
-
-“You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard
-for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to
-yield to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit.
-Mary is there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence
-with her on behalf of Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“What! I, madam?”
-
-“Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell
-you, my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving
-yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for
-no one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am
-convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion
-while turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your
-influence, will you not, dear friend?”
-
-“I must have time to think--to think. How can I answer you at once in
-this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.”
-
-He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace
-looking into the empty grate.
-
-“You are wrong,” she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is
-in your thoughts--in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she
-would stand on a different footing in respect to you.”
-
-“Ah! a different footing!”
-
-“I think that you are in error in that respect,” said the lady.
-“Marriage is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is
-not Katherine the same to you now as she was before she married Charles
-Bunbury?”
-
-He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew
-of what was in his heart!
-
-“Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,” said he.
-
-“And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“But where lies the need for her to marry at once?” he inquired. “If she
-were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should
-not marry at once; but if she does not love him----”
-
-“Who can say that she does not love him?” cried the lady. “Oh, my dear
-Dr. Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world
-of whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir,
-I was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When
-I married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually
-disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly,
-for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a
-woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing
-a just opinion on the subject.”
-
-“I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.”
-
-“Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous
-of seeing her married to a good man--a man with whom her future
-happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend;
-alas! that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates
-her life and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is
-ruled by her heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what
-her uncle, with whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her
-meeting a certain man there--my brother did not make me acquainted with
-his name--and being so carried away with some plausible story he told
-that she actually fancied herself in love with him--actually, until my
-brother, learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop
-to an affair that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her
-heart----”
-
-“Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.”
-
-“That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at
-some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like
-the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not
-fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you
-desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?”
-
-There was a long pause before he said--
-
-“Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to
-point out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,” cried the
-mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not
-to put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl
-with a heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that
-direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to
-the ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.”
-
-“You are a woman.”
-
-“I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts--her longings--her
-hopes--and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart--ah, Dr.
-Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's
-life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?--
-
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly.
-
- And finds too late. . .'
-
-To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of
-poor Olivia!” He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines
-in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying--
-
-“I will go to her.”
-
-“You will be saving her--ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,”
- cried Mrs. Horneck.
-
-He started slightly.
-
-“Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?”
-
-“I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and
-saw you,” she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and
-the change to the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been
-neglecting yourself--yes, and some one who will nurse you back to life.
-Oh, Barton is the place for you!”
-
-“There is no place I should like better to die at,” said he.
-
-“To die at?” she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death
-still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for
-you.”
-
-“Your daughter Mary is there,” said he.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXI.
-
-He wrote that very evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure,
-one of his merry letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had
-resolved to yield gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant
-to leave for Barton the next day. When that letter was written he gave
-himself up to his thoughts.
-
-All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between
-her and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making
-it impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought
-himself to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he,
-Oliver Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her
-sister--with the affection which exists between good friends.
-
-While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart,
-he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic
-heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she
-had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire,
-and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew
-what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He
-knew that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done
-that day, she would have told him that she loved him.
-
-Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to
-follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such
-mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be
-led in the future?
-
-Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was
-to be found only in marriage--marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn
-undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit
-to himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He
-undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a
-good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck,
-and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the
-dangers which surrounded her.
-
-Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He
-would, moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word
-duty, which would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his
-argument, tend to frustrate his intention.
-
-He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed,
-and he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his
-visit would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought
-before leaving was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a
-moment's consideration.
-
-She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where
-the coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was
-even more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance.
-While still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with
-pleasure the instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward
-him, and Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself
-painfully and laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement
-both on her face and on that of her brother-in-law.
-
-She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so.
-
-“Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?” he cried. “Why,
-you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?”
-
-Mary only shook her head.
-
-“I have been ill,” said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen
-you both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she
-ready to give me another lesson in loo?”
-
-“She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,” said
-Bunbury, while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we
-will take care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,” he
-continued. “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are!
-But we'll build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you
-and such as you, my friend.”
-
-“I tell you I am better already,” cried Goldsmith; and then, as the
-chaise drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her
-face had become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him;
-she was not even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and
-the ploughed fields.
-
-Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the
-uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests
-which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton;
-but though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the
-chaise arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her
-guest at the great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the
-depressing effect of her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not
-betray the shock which she experienced on observing how greatly changed
-was her friend since he had been with her and her sister at Ranelagh.
-She met him with a laugh and a cry of “You have never come to us without
-your scratch-wig? If you have forgot it, you will e'en have to go back
-for it.”
-
-The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had
-last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on,
-at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid
-vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly
-became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for
-his friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the
-harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that
-Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of
-his visit to the house he loved. He felt better--better than he had been
-for months.
-
-In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered
-her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister
-after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing
-imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of
-his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily
-the manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of
-the scene, especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she
-declared she had good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so
-greatly as to cause him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea,
-when he had meant to talk about love.
-
-She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much
-character into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to
-imitate, she never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating
-person would be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily
-than Goldsmith at the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene.
-
-Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into
-the already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected
-to understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his
-rejection. A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary,
-and of course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely
-appropriate to Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and
-good-humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done in the
-house which humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done
-in the house which had ever been so delightful to at least one of the
-guests.
-
-He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its
-fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an
-incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was
-extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat
-as the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day
-treated before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband?
-
-And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to
-him--that Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her
-future such as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think
-what might be in store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only
-by her own sympathetic heart.
-
-He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel
-Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to
-laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection
-of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no
-doubt that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of
-gravity.
-
-The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the
-afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with
-Mary in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new
-covers on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of
-the many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and
-jars of preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with
-bundles of sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling,
-Charles Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in.
-
-“What a housewife we have become!” he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the
-head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.”
-
-Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before
-the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase.
-
-“I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,” said he, “that I do not enter into the
-spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her
-husband.”
-
-“'Tis foolish on their part,” said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on
-the watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active
-abettor of her in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle
-threadbare by now.”
-
-“Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,”
- said he.
-
-“Indeed, I agree with you,” she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do
-not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel
-flattered by his attention?”
-
-“No--no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any
-man from the Prince down--or should I say up?” he replied.
-
-“'Twould be treason to say so,” she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel
-Gwyn be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way
-of treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more
-valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never
-saved a poor woman a day's work.”
-
-“I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,” said he quietly. “On the
-contrary, I came down here specially to talk of him.”
-
-“Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,” said she,
-continuing her work.
-
-“Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,”
- said he.
-
-“Only of late!” she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of
-your thoughts long ago as well.”
-
-“I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But
-latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.” She ceased her work
-and looked towards him gratefully--attentively. He left his seat and
-went to her side.
-
-“My sweet Jessamy Bride,” said he, “I have thought of your future with
-great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as--as--perhaps a father
-might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is dependent
-upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of snares.”
-
-“I know that,” she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some
-experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame
-would have been mine!”
-
-“Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful
-affair,” said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at
-first, and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But
-alas! 'tis just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for
-you.”
-
-“Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,” said she. “Did not I send
-Colonel Gwyn away from me?”
-
-“You were wrong to do so, my Mary,” he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good
-man--he is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able
-to shelter you from all dangers--from the dangers into which your own
-heart may lead you again as it led you before.”
-
-“You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?” said she.
-
-“Yes,” he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as
-his wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a
-girl as you in the world.”
-
-“Ah! my dear friend,” she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to
-know that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from
-the day she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only
-begin to beset her on that day?”
-
-“Often--often. But it would not be so with you, dear child--at least,
-not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly
-man all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the
-standpoint of her matchmaking mother.”
-
-“Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this
-way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think
-of you always as I think of you know--bound to no man--the dearest of
-all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same
-position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have
-seen that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.”
-
-“And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?”
-
-“Yes--yes--I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your--your
-happiness--yes, happiness in the future.”
-
-“Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!” she cried. “You are
-ready to sacrifice yourself--I mean you are ready to forego all the
-pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for
-the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to
-happiness--or what you fancy will be happiness.”
-
-“I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.”
-
-“I do,” she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean
-to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not
-marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“Nay--nay--do not speak so definitely,” he said.
-
-“I will speak definitely,” she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to
-speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of
-being happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else
-with all my heart, I dare not--oh! I dare not even entertain the thought
-of marrying Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“You love some one else?” he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment
-there went through his mind the thought--
-
-“_Her heart has led her astray once again._'”
-
-“I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,” she cried;
-“I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the
-world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his
-heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.”
-
-Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying
-in a hushed voice--
-
-“Ah, child--child--spare me that pain--let me go from you.”
-
-“Not till you hear me,” she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love
-you--only you, Oliver Goldsmith?”
-
-“Hush--for God's sake!” he cried.
-
-“I will not hush,” she said. “I will speak for love's sake--for the sake
-of that love which I bear you--for the sake of that love which I know
-you return.”
-
-“Alas--alas!”
-
-“I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her
-love for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before
-heaven would be in my keeping silence--in marrying a man I do not love.
-Ah! I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood
-your nature--so sweet--so simple--so great--so true. I thought last year
-when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling which I had for
-you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to know the truth.”
-
-He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper--
-
-“Stop--stop--for God's sake, stop! I--I--do not love you.”
-
-She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh
-died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes
-fixed upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor.
-
-“You do not love me?” she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those
-words again with your eyes looking into mine?”
-
-“Do not humiliate me further,” he said. “Have some pity upon me.”
-
-“No--no; pity is not for me,” she said. “If you spoke the truth when you
-said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not love
-me.”
-
-“You say you know me,” he cried, “and yet you think it possible that
-I could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and
-sympathetic heart has made for your own undoing. Look there--there--into
-that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.”
-
-He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an
-exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering
-and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark--a
-figure attenuated by want and ill-health.
-
-“Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,” he said, “and you will see
-what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which
-have been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the
-pain they gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in
-the future? Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who
-have been kinder than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune
-that could befall them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I
-could be so base.”
-
-“I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best
-worthy of being loved of all men in the world,” said she. “Ah, sir,
-cannot you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my
-affection for you?”
-
-“Mary--Mary--this is madness!”
-
-“Listen to me,” she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I
-will put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that
-you do not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-There was another pause before he said--
-
-“Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an
-ordeal? Let me go--let me go.”
-
-“Not until you answer me--not until I have proved you. Look into my
-eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just
-now.”
-
-“Ah, dear child----”
-
-“You cannot speak those words.” There was another long silence. The
-terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words
-are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was
-maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice
-whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood
-before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with
-expectation.
-
-He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little
-way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and
-said slowly--
-
-“It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.”
-
-“That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!”
-
-She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.
-
-He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of
-the room--out of the house.
-
-In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much
-of the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy
-impulse.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXII.
-
-When he did not return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became
-alarmed. He had only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went
-out; he had left no line to tell them that he did not mean to return.
-
-Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the
-still-room, he inquired.
-
-She told him the truth--as much of the truth as she could tell.
-
-“I am afraid that his running away was due to me,” she said. “If so, I
-shall never forgive myself.”
-
-“What can be your meaning, my dear?” he inquired. “I thought that you
-and he had always been the closest friends.”
-
-“If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,” said
-she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance
-of Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and
-begged of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the
-proposal of Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“I heard nothing of that,” said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so
-I suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and
-said something that offended him.”
-
-She held down her head.
-
-“You should be ashamed of yourself,” said he “Have you not seen long ago
-that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?”
-
-“I am ashamed of myself,” said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my
-harshness.”
-
-“That will not bring him back,” said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is
-always the best of friends who part in this fashion.”
-
-Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had
-so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he
-felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and
-induce him to return.
-
-But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came
-back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His
-face was very grave.
-
-“I saw the poor fellow,” he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick
-Court. He is very ill indeed.”
-
-“What, too ill to be moved?” she cried. He shook his head.
-
-“Far too ill to be moved,” he said. “I never saw a man in worse
-condition. He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks
-before now, and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love
-to you and to Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he
-says.”
-
-“His rudeness! his rudeness!” said Katherine, her eyes streaming with
-tears. “Oh, my poor friend--my poor friend!” She did not tell her sister
-all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very anxious
-to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had seen
-him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him had
-promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change to
-the country.
-
-The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the
-postboy's horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a
-letter from the doctor.
-
-No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to
-Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting.
-
-When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained
-sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand--poems addressed to her--the
-love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long
-hopeless years.
-
-She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart.
-
-She started up, crying--
-
-“Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me--he loves me as I love him--only
-his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love--he loves me,
-and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have
-sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself--nay, he has sacrificed
-himself for me--for me!”
-
-She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands.
-
-“My dear--dear sister,” said Katherine, “is it possible that
-you--you----”
-
-“That I loved him, do you ask?” cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I
-loved him--I love him still--I shall never love any one else, and I am
-going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good--God will be good. My
-love shall live until I go to him.”
-
-“My poor child!” said her sister. “I could never have guessed your
-secret. Come away. We will go to him together.”
-
-They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went
-together to Brick Court.
-
-A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs.
-Abington.
-
-“Do not tell me that I am too late--for God's sake say that he still
-lives!” cried Mary.
-
-The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes.
-
-She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at
-the girl, and the girl understood.
-
-She threw herself into her sister's arms.
-
-“He is dead!” she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing
-that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.”
-
-“That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the
-Presence,” said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but
-I know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the
-thought of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever
-lived. Ah, there was none like him--a man of such sweet simplicity
-that every word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his
-works; you and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not
-less than those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the
-Son who on earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.”
-
-Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her.
-
-She went with her sister among the weeping men and women--he had been a
-friend to all--up the stairs and into the darkened room.
-
-She threw herself on her knees beside the bed.
-
-THE END.
-
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-THE JESSAMY BRIDE
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-By Frank Frankfort Moore
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-Author Of "The Impudent Comedian," Etc.
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-With Pictures in Color by C. Allan Gilbert
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-New York
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-Duffield & Company
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-1906
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-THE JESSAMY BRIDE
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-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are
-a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have
-difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down
-with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which
-intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on
-ignorance and maintained by sophistry."
-
-"Why, sir," cried Goldsmith, "I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even
-the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered
-with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of
-another."
-
-Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in
-Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some
-care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in
-the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn
-faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the
-conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind,
-and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of
-Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair
-and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an
-eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he
-might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's
-face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that
-he put behind his ear.
-
-Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the
-Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious
-and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their
-heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces
-were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who
-is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures
-worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward
-Johnson.
-
-"Sir," said Johnson, "your endeavour to evade the consequences of
-maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching
-upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my
-intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I
-cannot permit to pass unrebuked."
-
-"Nay, sir," cried Boswell, eagerly, "I cannot believe that Dr.
-Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous."
-
-"And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a
-positive proof that the contrary is the case," roared Johnson.
-
-"Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence," said Goldsmith.
-
-"Men have been hanged on less," remarked Burke. "But, to return to the
-original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----"
-
-"Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art
-would indeed be a departure," said Goldsmith solemnly. "I cannot
-countenance a proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination."
-
-"And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did
-you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?" said
-Garrick.
-
-"Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so--that's not just the
-same thing," laughed Goldsmith.
-
-"Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the
-imagination," said Reynolds. "That is the most satisfactory
-arrangement."
-
-"Yes, for the author," said Burke. "Some time ago it was the book which
-was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination."
-
-"These sallies are all very well in their way," said Garrick, "but their
-brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that
-Dr. Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be
-included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses
-no more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with
-the exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a
-statesman--another branch of the same profession--and therefore we are
-vitally concerned in the settlement of the question."
-
-"The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir," said
-Johnson. "It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence--nay, even to
-Boswell's--that acting is a trick, not a profession--a diversion, not
-an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended to the
-contrary."
-
-"It must only have been in sport, sir," said Boswell mildly.
-
-"Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation," cried Johnson, "but
-he has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of
-having you as his advocate."
-
-"Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce
-an opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest," said
-Goldsmith. "His fine sense of humour----"
-
-"Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his
-return from Corsica?" shouted Johnson.
-
-"Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you," said Garrick,
-"but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of
-a wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied
-by Mr. Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as
-outcasts because we happen to be actors?"
-
-"Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy," cried Johnson. "And good enough
-for you too, you rascal!"
-
-"And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than
-become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury," said Goldsmith.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who
-have relations in the church, to make such an assertion," said Johnson
-sternly. "What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in
-your estimation?"
-
-"The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither
-could the stage look for another Garrick?" said Goldsmith.
-
-"Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street
-delighted the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did," cried Johnson; and
-when he perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay
-back in his chair and roared with laughter.
-
-Reynolds took snuff.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the
-puppets--I heard him myself," said Boswell.
-
-"That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with
-that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,"
-said Burke. "You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr.
-Boswell. But to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith;
-surely, Dr. Johnson, you will allow that an actor of genius is at least
-on a level with a musician of genius."
-
-"Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will
-satisfy you," replied Johnson.
-
-"Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that
-of Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's," said Burke.
-
-"Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and
-Piozzi the ill luck to be an Italian," replied Johnson. "Sir, 't is no
-use affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the
-arts. I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that
-you actually believe what your words would imply."
-
-"You can take your choice, Mr. Burke," said Goldsmith: "whether you will
-have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity."
-
-"I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space,
-just as there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really
-interesting to me personally," said Garrick, rising; "but the fact is
-that I rashly made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for
-perhaps twenty minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some
-agreement on a matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr.
-Burke and myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present."
-
-He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal
-education in the days when grace was an art, and left the room.
-
-"If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I
-can bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir," said
-Goldsmith.
-
-"The dog is well enough," said Johnson; "but he has need to be kept in
-his place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him
-in his place he will tolerate as he does mine."
-
-"And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?" asked Goldsmith.
-"Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders,
-as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man,
-we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?"
-
-"Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "your question is as ridiculous as anything you
-have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say
-a good deal."
-
-"What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his
-attempts to shine," whispered Boswell to Burke.
-
-"'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice
-heard in the neighbourhood of a Niagara," said Burke.
-
-"Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?" asked Boswell.
-
-"A Niagara?" said Burke. "Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it
-in his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a
-Niagara is."
-
-"Sir," said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in
-undertone. "Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-The conversation took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the
-Strand, where the party had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as
-good company as usual. There was a general feeling that he had rarely
-insulted Boswell so frequently in the course of a single evening--but
-then, Boswell had rarely so laid himself open to insult as he had upon
-this evening--and when he had finished with the Scotchman, he turned
-his attention to Garrick, the opportunity being afforded him by Oliver
-Goldsmith, who had been unguarded enough to say a word or two regarding
-that which he termed "the art of acting."
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir," cried the great dictator.
-"Who gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of
-acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler
-who kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist.
-Madame Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight
-rope, will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter--nay, every poodle that
-dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist."
-
-It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission
-of acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as
-Johnson asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made;
-it was in vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included
-among the arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the
-standing of artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose
-that the tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their
-claims to be on a level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of
-humanity. Dr. Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to
-him most courteously by his friends.
-
-Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told
-Burke he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was
-thoroughly Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and
-eminently capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements
-of a clubable man.
-
-He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and
-in reducing the others of the party to silence--all except Boswell, who,
-as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point of
-theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after
-he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very
-successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the
-distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over.
-
-He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what
-Dr. Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul.
-
-"Pray, sir," said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds'
-ear-trumpet and his oracle--his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet was
-as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. "Pray, sir, is there any evidence
-among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of man was
-imperishable?"
-
-"Sir," said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, "there is evidence that
-the ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a _memento mori_
-at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry."
-
-"Well, sir?" said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause.
-
-"Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such
-an object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to
-accept the offer of a dinner," said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest
-manner.
-
-Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally.
-He felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from
-Johnson.
-
-"Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch," he murmured, but in
-no deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every
-one present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was
-necessary for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he
-was the recipient.
-
-"Come, Goldy," cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, "you must
-not be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the
-better of you in the argument."
-
-"Argument, sir?" said Goldsmith. "I protest that I was not aware that
-any argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's
-argument, Doctor."
-
-"'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr.
-Boswell, sir," said Johnson, with a twinkle.
-
-"The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor,
-the wolf," muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts
-for his Animated Nature.
-
-At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message
-to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious
-to obtain permission to join the party.
-
-"My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?" said
-Goldsmith, who appeared to be both surprised and confused.
-
-"Why, sir," said Boswell, "you have told us more than once that you had
-a cousin who was a dignitary of the church."
-
-"Have I, indeed?" said Goldsmith. "Then I suppose, if I said so, this
-must be the very man. A Dean, is he?"
-
-"Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common
-room of a tavern," said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any
-sudden addition to his audience of an evening. "If your relation were an
-Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give
-the order to show him into this room." Goldsmith seemed lost in thought.
-He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone
-told the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face
-undoubtedly wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any
-of his friends, before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and
-somewhat undersized clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands
-and apron of a dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect
-carriage that gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was
-white, but his eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in
-one eye.
-
-The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward.
-It contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table
-twenty minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver,
-perceived in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to
-that with which Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A
-little jerk which the visitor gave in raising his head was laughably
-like a motion made by Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow.
-
-"Gentlemen," said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, "I entreat of
-you to be seated." His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's,
-although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made
-an attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have
-regarded him as sincere. "Nay, gentlemen, I insist," continued the
-stranger; "you embarrass me with your courtesy."
-
-"Sir," said Johnson, "you will not find that any company over which I
-have the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church."
-
-"I am the humblest of its ministers, sir," said the stranger, with a
-deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation
-of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. "Ah! I do not need to ask which
-of this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly--I beg your pardon,
-Oliver--ah, old times--old times!" He had caught Goldsmith's hands
-in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air.
-Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of
-a smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long
-silence that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an
-element of pathos.
-
-Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing
-all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was
-now worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise.
-
-"I ask your pardon, sir," he said, gravely, "but--sir, I am a
-painter--my name is Reynolds--and--well, sir, the family resemblance
-between you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith--a resemblance that
-perhaps only a painter's eye could detect--seemed to me so extraordinary
-as you stood together, that----"
-
-"Not another word, sir, I entreat of you," cried the visitor. "My
-cousin Oliver and I have not met for--how many years is it, Nolly? Not
-eleven--no, it cannot be eleven--and yet----"
-
-"Ah, sir," said Oliver, "time is fugitive--very fugitive."
-
-He shook his head sadly.
-
-"I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the
-wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase," said the stranger.
-"But you must present me to your friends, Noll--Oliver, I mean. You,
-sir"--he turned to Reynolds--"have told me your name. Am I fortunate
-enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there can be no
-doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am your
-servant. And you, sir"--he turned to Burke--"I seem to have seen your
-face somewhere--it is strangely familiar----"
-
-"That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir," said Goldsmith. He was rapidly
-recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of
-pride, as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The
-clergyman made precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying----
-
-"What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty--the friend of the
-people?"
-
-"The same, sir," said Oliver. "He is, besides, the friend of Oliver
-Goldsmith."
-
-"Then he is my friend also," said the clergyman. "Sir, to be in a
-position to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life."
-
-"You do me great honor, sir," said Burke.
-
-Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr.
-Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so
-far neglected.
-
-"Mr. Burke, you are our countryman--Oliver's and mine--and I know you
-are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have a talk
-with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?"
-
-"With all my power, sir," said Burke. "Give me your hand again, sir.
-Mrs. Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an
-honour upon the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about."
-
-"You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do
-you work with your arm that way?"
-
-"There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean," said Oliver.
-
-"They can wait," cried Mr. Dean. "They are certain to be inferior to Mr.
-Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel
-mortified at what I have said."
-
-"This is Mr. Boswell, sir," said Goldsmith.
-
-"Mr. Boswell--of where, sir?"
-
-"Mr. Boswell, of--of Scotland, sir."
-
-"Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre.
-Your clergymen might be better employed, Mr.--Mr.----"
-
-"Boswell, sir."
-
-"Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you
-ever visit your country again--a remote possibility, from all that I can
-learn of your countrymen."
-
-"Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'----" began
-Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger.
-
-"What, you would condone his offence?" he cried. "The fact of your
-having a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still
-sadly lax in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better."
-
-"And this is Dr. Johnson, sir," said Goldsmith in tones of triumph.
-
-His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table,
-bowing profoundly.
-
-"Dr. Johnson," he cried, "I have long desired to meet you, sir."
-
-"I am your servant, Mr. Dean," said Johnson, towering above him as he
-got--somewhat awkwardly--upon his feet. "No gentleman of your cloth,
-sir--leaving aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in
-the church to which you have attained--fails to obtain my respect."
-
-"I am glad of that, sir," said the Dean. "It shows that you, though
-a Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal
-on behalf of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not
-disposed to relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration
-for the church."
-
-"Sir," said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face.
-"Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable.
-I am not a Non-conformist--on the contrary, I would give the rogues no
-quarter."
-
-"Sir," said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke
-to a subordinate. "Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened
-country and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you
-in the company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe
-that you were the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of
-conscience. I regret that I was mistaken."
-
-"Sir!" cried Goldsmith, in great consternation--for Johnson was rendered
-speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, instead
-of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. "Sir, this is the
-great Dr. Johnson--nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one."
-
-"'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the
-weak," said the clergyman, smiling. "Well, well, we will take the honest
-gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one
-sense: he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one
-scale. To such greatness we would do well to bow."
-
-"Heavens, sir!" said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in
-it. "Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?"
-
-"Alas! sir," said the stranger, "I am but a country parson. I cannot be
-expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course,
-Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you,
-Mr.--Mr.--ah! you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though
-I doubt not you are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you
-written that entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence
-of such gentlemen as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and--I add with
-pride--Oliver Goldsmith?"
-
-"I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir," muttered Boswell.
-
-"And he has doubtless greatness enough--avoirdupois--to serve for both!
-Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to speak for
-himself, tell me what he has written."
-
-"He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of
-Corsica," said Goldsmith, with some stammering.
-
-"And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy
-altitude in literature?"
-
-"You are surely jesting, sir," said Goldsmith. "The world is familiar
-with Dr. Johnson's Dictionary."
-
-"Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no
-need for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the
-work appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?"
-
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-
-But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up
-a volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown
-and Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his
-wont, until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose.
-
-"Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them
-with greater tenderness," said the clergyman. "I would fain hope that
-the purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the
-work of others. When did he bring out his dictionary?"
-
-"Eighteen years ago," said Oliver.
-
-"And what books has he written within the intervening years?"
-
-"He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of
-our authors."
-
-"Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past
-eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You,
-cousin, have written many works that the world would not willingly be
-without; and I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable
-list; but your friend--oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!--he is no true
-worker in literature, or he would--nay, he could not, have remained idle
-all these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not
-use his pen?"
-
-"He has a pension from the King, sir," stuttered Oliver. "I tell you,
-sir, he is the most learned man in Europe."
-
-"His is a sad case," said the clergyman. "To refrain from administering
-to him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious
-duty." He took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head.
-Goldsmith fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's
-jaw fell; Burke and Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. "Dr.
-Johnson," said the stranger, "I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman
-to urge upon you to amend your way of life."
-
-"Sir," shouted Johnson, "if you were not a clergyman I would say that
-you were a very impertinent fellow!"
-
-"Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience--if you have
-one--tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure the
-knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this
-room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have
-acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you
-have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a
-friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your
-friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips,
-though they are workers--not without honour--at that profession of
-letters which you despise--nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you did not
-despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your life
-to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that a
-pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread
-of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr.
-Johnson, if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think
-you will be regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those
-tavern dinners at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down
-all who differ from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your
-love of idleness and your intolerance? That is the question which I
-leave with you; I pray you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my
-leave of you. Gentlemen, Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have
-not spoken in vain."
-
-He made a general bow--an awkward bow--and walked with some dignity to
-the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-
-When he had disappeared, the room was very silent.
-
-Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face
-buried in his hands, started up, crying out, "'Rasse-las, Prince
-of Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he
-published 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?" He ran to the door and
-opened it, calling downstairs: "'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!"
-"Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia'!"
-
-"Sir!" came the roar of Dr. Johnson. "Close that door and return to your
-chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect
-which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave
-decently."
-
-Goldsmith shut the door.
-
-"I did you a gross injustice, sir," said he, returning slowly to the
-table. "I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book
-since your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the
-moment I forgot your 'Rasselas.'"
-
-"If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force
-of your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith," said Johnson. "If I am
-suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small
-volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my
-industry."
-
-"Those who know you, sir," cried Goldsmith, "do not need any evidence of
-your industry. As for that man----"
-
-"Let the man alone, sir," thundered Johnson.
-
-"Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?" said Boswell.
-
-"Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next
-to a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's;
-and, in the third place, he was justified in his remarks."
-
-"Oh, no, sir," said Boswell. "We deny your generous plea of
-justification. Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written
-even within the year."
-
-"Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the--well, the less I think of
-them, if you will allow me the paradox," said Johnson. "Sir, the man
-is right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey
-my compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can
-forgive him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my
-Dictionary. Pray what is his name, sir?"
-
-"His name, sir, his name?" faltered Goldsmith.
-
-"Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name," said Johnson.
-
-"His name, sir, is--is--God help me, sir, I know not what is his name."
-
-"Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell
-tells me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did
-so in a spirit of boasting, you erred."
-
-For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said
-in a low tone:
-
-"The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean."
-
-"Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it," cried Boswell. "You boasted
-of him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too."
-
-"Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith," said Burke with a smile.
-
-"His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of
-nature are maintained when one hears his voice," remarked Goldsmith in a
-low tone.
-
-"Here comes Mr. Garrick himself," said Reynolds as the door was opened
-and Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced
-to the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before.
-"Mr. Garrick is an impartial witness on this point."
-
-"Whatever he may be on some other points," remarked Burke.
-
-"Gentlemen," said Garrick, "you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than
-you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May
-I inquire the reason of the difference?"
-
-"You may not, sir!" shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to
-acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that
-it would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he
-knew that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick
-were to hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene
-for the entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had
-heard more than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield
-had created by his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson,
-played an important part. He had been congratulating himself upon the
-fortunate absence of the actor during the visit of the clergyman.
-
-"You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir," he repeated, as Garrick looked
-with a blank expression of interrogation around the company.
-
-"Sir," said Boswell, "my veracity is called in question."
-
-"What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues
-that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?" cried Johnson.
-
-"Nay, sir, one question," said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed.
-"Mr. Garrick--have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for a
-relative?"
-
-"Why, no, sir," replied Garrick; "but I heard him say that he had a
-brother who deserved to be a Dean."
-
-"And so I had," cried Goldsmith. "Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My
-poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago."
-
-"I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is
-concerned," said Johnson; "but it seemed to me that some of the man's
-gestures--nay, some of the tones of his voice as well--resembled those
-of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table noticed
-the similarity to which I allude."
-
-"I certainly noticed it," cried Boswell eagerly.
-
-"Your evidence is not admissible, sir," said Johnson. "What does Sir
-Joshua Reynolds say?"
-
-"Why, sir," said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick,
-"I confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as
-regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he
-was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence."
-
-"But if not, sir, how can you account for----"
-
-Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson.
-
-"Be silent, sir," he thundered. "If you have left your manners in
-Scotland in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for
-the gift was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country
-in that respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken
-touching this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in
-the light of a personal affront."
-
-After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said:
-
-"I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the
-past half-hour than any of this company."
-
-"Well, Davy," said Johnson, "the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly
-dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been,
-sir, and of what nature was your diversion?"
-
-"Sir," said Garrick, "I have been with a poet."
-
-"So have we, sir--with the greatest poet alive--the author of 'The
-Deserted Village'--and yet you enter to find us immoderately glum," said
-Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he did not
-regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he quite
-believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the
-relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds.
-
-"Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith," said Garrick.
-"Mine was only a sort of poet."
-
-"And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?" asked Boswell.
-
-"A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry," replied
-Garrick.
-
-He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment
-for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who
-was anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just
-written. The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house
-in the Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was
-short, it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated
-by Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree.
-
-"A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman--he wore
-the bands and apron of a Dean," he continued, "not seeming to notice the
-little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man
-grasped me by the arm," he continued, "doubtless recognising me from
-my portraits--for he said he had never seen me act--and then began an
-harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however,
-that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction
-than my neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith,
-gentlemen, he took it quite as a family grievance." Suddenly he paused,
-and looked around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest
-were grave. A thought seemed to strike the narrator. "What!" he cried,
-"it is not possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin,
-the Dean, regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'t is
-an extraordinary coincidence that I should have encountered
-him--unless--good heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here
-when I had thrown him off?"
-
-"Sir," cried Oliver, "I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no
-Dean, entered this room!"
-
-"Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court
-on your return," said Garrick. "Oh, yes, Doctor!--a small man with the
-family bow of the Goldsmiths--something like this." He gave a comical
-reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman.
-
-"I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of
-mine," protested Goldsmith.
-
-"And let that be the end of the matter," declared Johnson, with no lack
-of decisiveness in his voice.
-
-"Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman
-again," laughed Garrick. "I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was
-endeavouring to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version
-of 'The Deserted Village'--he said he had the version at his lodging,
-and meant to read it to his cousin--I ask your pardon, sir, but he said
-'cousin.'"
-
-"Sir, let us have no more of this--cousin or no cousin," roared Johnson.
-
-"That is my prayer, sir--I utter it with all my heart and soul," said
-Garrick. "It was about my poet I meant to speak--my poet and his play.
-What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as the
-subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?"
-
-"I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme
-of theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that
-scoundrel Foote," said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite
-himself again, and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with
-that finality which carried conviction with it--yes, to James Boswell.
-
-For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details
-of his interview with the poet who--according to his account--had
-designed the drama of "Otaheite" in order to afford Garrick an
-opportunity of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in
-feathers, and beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while
-he delivered a series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to
-Mars, Vulcan and Diana.
-
-"The monarch was especially devoted to Diana," said Garrick. "My poet
-explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to
-his advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess;
-and when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite
-could know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea
-Islanders were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights
-in the Pagan mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that
-the Romans should claim a monopoly of Diana."
-
-Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's
-contention was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief
-to his mind to have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the
-argument, though he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in
-the poet's argument.
-
-He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the
-question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion
-of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman
-mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an
-hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the
-force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick,
-originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his
-tragedy.
-
-When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson
-apart--greatly to the pique of Boswell--and said--
-
-"Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you
-will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from
-you."
-
-"You deserve no favour, Goldy," said Johnson, laying his hand on the
-little man's shoulder, "and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants
-you one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your
-debtor. Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting
-you a favour."
-
-"You say everything better than any living man, sir," cried Goldsmith.
-"How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you
-suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am
-anxious to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I
-have written and Mr. Colman is about to produce."
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith," said Johnson, "we have been good friends for several
-years now."
-
-"Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir."
-
-"Undoubtedly, sir--long before you became recognised as the most
-melodious of our poets--the most diverting of our play-writers. I wrote
-the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for your
-second--nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and if it be
-damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my tragedy of
-'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. Goldsmith."
-
-Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in
-his eyes and his voice as he said--
-
-"Your generosity overpowers me, sir."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-Boswell, who was standing to one side watching---his eyes full of
-curiosity and his ears strained to catch by chance a word--the little
-scene that was being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care
-that Johnson should be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's
-house necessitated a walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly;
-but this was nothing to Boswell, who had every confidence in his own
-capability to extract from his great patron some account of the secrets
-which had been exchanged in the corner.
-
-For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object--nay,
-when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch,
-Johnson turned upon him, saying--
-
-"Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell
-you that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man,
-woman or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be
-a friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger,
-who had every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by
-you, sir."
-
-Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his
-good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month
-of inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during
-the summer.
-
-The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the
-Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house
-in Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through
-Goldsmith's, and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was
-very eloquent in his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who,
-he said, in spite of the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an
-impostor calling himself his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to
-receive the dedication of the new comedy. Burke, who understood the
-temperament of his countryman, felt that he himself might surpass in
-eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he took for his text the magnanimity
-of the author of "The Good Natured Man." He, however, refrained from the
-attempt to prove to his companion that there were other ways by which a
-man could gain a reputation for generosity than by permitting the most
-distinguished writer of the age to dedicate a comedy to him.
-
-Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits,
-quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds
-was as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at
-a corner so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of
-ear-shot, he laid his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he
-said--
-
-"You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best
-friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy--the greatest
-genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, and there
-never will be another such."
-
-"Sir," said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon
-his face, every gesture that he made corresponding. "Sir, I protest that
-you are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it,
-but as for the rascality--well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both
-a great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for
-example, but----"
-
-"Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a
-device as that bow which you made, Davy," said Reynolds. "It presented
-before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths--all made in the same fashion
-as our friend on in front, and all striving---and not unsuccessfully,
-either--to maintain the family tradition of the Goldsmith bow. And
-then your imitation of your imitation of the same movement--how did we
-contain ourselves--Burke and I?"
-
-"You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?" said Garrick.
-
-"I'm convinced that he did."
-
-"But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope."
-
-"You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was
-tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man."
-
-"You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not
-certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to
-him and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson
-and never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue."
-
-"You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain,
-David."
-
-"It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device,
-my friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant,
-Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are
-others who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man
-to offer an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects."
-
-"He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy."
-
-"And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to
-attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a
-man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow
-a bad word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole
-dozen could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our
-friend Mr. Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of
-generosity because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at
-them, but preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I
-would rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of
-a dozen yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such
-as Bunbury. On the same principle, I have no particular liking to be
-preserved to make sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that
-literary three-decker, Johnson."
-
-"I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old
-schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else."
-
-"That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up
-my mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an
-actor being a degrading-one--about an actor being on the level with a
-fiddler--nay, one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old
-schoolmaster a more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it
-is probable that he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain
-truths which were told to him by the Dean."
-
-"And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to
-Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled
-by that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking
-characteristics of the Goldsmith family."
-
-"Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour--declaring that he had
-never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?"
-
-"Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were
-magnanimous, David--as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an arm,
-plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a grain
-or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I have
-seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest
-commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal
-force the immorality of the whole proceeding."
-
-They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith
-and Burke--the former still talking eagerly--having waited for them to
-come up.
-
-"Gentlemen," said Reynolds, "you have all gone out of your accustomed
-way to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some
-refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an
-opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady
-Betty Hamilton."
-
-"_O matre pulchra filia pulchrior_" said Goldsmith; but there was not
-much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been
-the loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of
-Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll.
-
-Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's
-servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out
-by the servant.
-
-He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick.
-
-"Ah, my dear Sir Joshua," he cried, "I have to entreat your forgiveness
-for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your
-absence."
-
-"Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration," said Sir Joshua.
-"I cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither."
-
-"The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the
-picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made
-a point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside
-when she commences to catechise a poor man, sir."
-
-"I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself
-to your Lordship's eye," said Sir Joshua.
-
-"The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua," said the young man, but
-with no great show of ardour. "It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also
-a beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side
-of the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick--two birds with the one stone, you
-know?"
-
-"True, sir," said Garrick. "Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise."
-
-"That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play," said the young
-man. "Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at
-the Pantheon to-night."
-
-"Is it not a mask?" said Garrick.
-
-"Nay, finer sport even than that," laughed the youth. "We are going to
-do more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in
-twenty years, sir."
-
-"At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?" inquired Garrick.
-
-"Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,"
-cried Lord Stanley. "Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be
-acquainted with them?"
-
-"Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith," said Garrick.
-
-"I have often longed for that privilege," said Lord Stanley, bowing
-in reply to the salutation of the others. "Mr. Burke's speech on the
-Marriage Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always
-been my favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another,
-Dr. Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so
-distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me
-invite you all to the Pantheon--here are tickets to the show. You will
-give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night when
-Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced."
-
-"Alas, my Lord," said Garrick, "that privilege will be in the hands of
-Mr. Col-man."
-
-"What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless,
-you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to
-act my part. But we shall meet there, I trust."
-
-He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with
-an air of mystery.
-
-"What does he mean?" asked Reynolds.
-
-"That is what I have been asking myself," replied Garrick. "By heavens,
-I have it!" he cried after a pause of a few moments. "I have heard
-rumours of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers
-of the Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of
-Vauxhall and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the
-entrance of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the
-leader of the scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also
-one of the plot. Let us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss
-being-present for the world."
-
-"I am not so eager," said Sir Joshua. "I have my work to engage me early
-in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to
-be on foot."
-
-"I have not, thank heaven!" cried Garrick; "nor has Dr. Goldsmith,
-I'll swear. As for Burke--well, being a member of Parliament, he is a
-seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President."
-
-"We need a frolic," cried Goldsmith. "God knows we had a dull enough
-dinner at the Crown and Anchor."
-
-"An Irishman and a frolic are like--well, let us say like Lady Betty and
-your macaw, Sir Joshua," said Burke. "They go together very naturally."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-Sir Joshua entered his house, and the others hastened northward to the
-Oxford road, where the Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a
-year for the entertainment of the fashionable world--a more fashionable
-world, it was hoped, than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh
-and Vauxhall. From a hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and
-fashion sought their entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly
-Rooms when the weather failed to allow of their meeting at the two great
-public gardens. But as the government of the majority of these places
-invariably became lax--there was only one Beau Nash who had the
-cleverness to perceive that an autocracy was the only possible form of
-government for such assemblies--the committee of the Pantheon determined
-to frame so strict a code of rules, bearing upon the admission of
-visitors, as should, they believed, prevent the place from falling to
-the low level of the gardens.
-
-In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda,
-there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically
-excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to
-maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the
-most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed
-to enter.
-
-The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions
-as eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were
-sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going
-to those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such
-persons understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be
-optimists in regard to the question of the possibility of combining
-Puritanism and promiscuous entertainments terminating long after
-midnight. They hailed the arrival of the time when innocent recreation
-would not be incompatible with the display of the richest dresses or the
-most sumptuous figures.
-
-But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on
-the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The
-best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that
-the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them
-published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks
-artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility
-of actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually
-scandalous.
-
-While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and
-declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their
-resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who
-affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying
-out of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make
-the management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in
-endeavouring to discriminate between the classes of their patrons.
-
-When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the
-thoroughfare was then called, the result of this meeting was making
-itself felt. The road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for
-something unusual to occur, though of what form it was to assume no
-one seemed to be aware. The crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They
-cheered heartily every coach that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed
-ladies to the Pantheon and to other and less public entertainments.
-They waved their hats over the chairs which, similarly burdened, went
-swinging along between the bearers, footmen walking on each side
-and link-boys running in advance, the glare of their torches giving
-additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows who had the
-chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an officer of the
-Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and occasionally a
-jostling match took place between some supercilious young beau and the
-apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force his way.
-More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of the
-lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the
-next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing
-with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury.
-Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick,
-drew his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the
-crowd. It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a
-space was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was
-thrown to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy
-dropped upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the
-crowd cheered and jeered in turn.
-
-At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the
-frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a
-dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to
-use both.
-
-But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road,
-all the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object,
-and there was a cry of, "Here they come--here she comes--a cheer for
-Mrs. Baddeley!"
-
-"O Lord," cried Garrick, "they have gone so far as to choose Sophia
-Baddeley for their experiment!"
-
-"Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees," said Goldsmith.
-"They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs.
-Baddeley. There are many gradations in colour between black and white."
-
-"But not between black and White's," said Burke. "This notion is well
-worthy of the wit of White's."
-
-"Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of," said
-Garrick. "But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it
-cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse."
-
-"That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene
-as this," said Burke. "Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week
-after to-night."
-
-"By my soul!" cried Goldsmith, "she looks as if she would give double
-that sum to be safe at home in bed."
-
-The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley,
-the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way
-through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance
-in front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold
-and silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of
-gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed,
-and they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one
-side was the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr.
-Hanger, equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was
-immediately behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of
-the lady's escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage.
-
-The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was
-seated, smiling----"Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley," Burke
-remarked.
-
-"Oh, yes," cried Goldsmith, "she was always the better actress. I am
-fortunate in having her in my new comedy."
-
-"The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington," said
-Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for
-several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress.
-
-"And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of
-the Duchesses," said Burke.
-
-"My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's
-sway," said Garrick. "I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band
-will emancipate him."
-
-"If so he is in error," said Burke. "The Duchess of Argyll will never
-let him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady
-Betty."
-
-"Till then, do you say?" said Goldsmith. "Faith, sir, if he fancies he
-will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had
-a very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady
-is most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to
-Reynolds."
-
-The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to
-Lady Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be
-a _fait accompli_; but there were rumours that the young man had of
-late been making an effort to release himself--that it was only with
-difficulty the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon
-her daughter, whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds.
-
-The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the
-crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and
-friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of
-dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also
-gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were
-plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon.
-
-It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession
-that a voice cried--
-
-"Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow
-them to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!" The
-discordant note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment
-a seasonable one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town.
-
-The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up
-a shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a
-Methodist service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with
-which the early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another
-direction a ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as
-well as men; but above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the
-preacher was heard.
-
-"By my soul," said Garrick, "that effect is strikingly dramatic. I
-should like to find some one who would give me a play with such a
-scene."
-
-A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in
-the act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned
-suddenly round.
-
-"I'll take your order, sir," he cried. "Only you will have to pay me
-handsomely."
-
-"What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the
-escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?" said Garrick.
-
-"Hush, man, for Heaven's sake," cried Captain Horneck--Goldsmith's
-"Captain in lace."
-
-"If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he
-would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to
-my Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would
-happen." Then he turned to Goldsmith. "Come along, Nolly, my friend," he
-cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; "if you want a scene for
-your new comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not
-wearing the peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to
-be resisted, whatever you wear."
-
-"You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain," said
-Goldsmith. "I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs
-stop at the porch of the Pantheon."
-
-"As a matter of course you will come," said young Horneck. "Let us
-hasten out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin
-to preach!"
-
-He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his
-arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as
-they could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his
-companion, that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but
-for the fact that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord
-Albemarle, and that his mother had entreated him not to do anything that
-might jeopardise the match.
-
-"You are more discreet than Lord Stanley," said Garrick.
-
-"Nay," said Goldsmith. "'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the
-means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort
-would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that
-his act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess."
-
-"You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly," said the Captain.
-"Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole.
-But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty
-and the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself."
-
-"Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming," said Burke.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-The party found, on approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being
-under the guidance of Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have
-had considerable difficulty getting near the porch of the building,
-where the crowds were most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed
-his way quite good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the
-people, and was followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little
-way behind. But as soon as the latter couple came within the light of
-the hundred lamps which hung around the porch, they were recognised and
-cheered by the crowd, who made a passage for them to the entrance just
-as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was set down.
-
-The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed
-in front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a
-line on each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped
-out--she could not be persuaded to do so for some time--and walked
-between the ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered
-the points of their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy
-than they would have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at
-that period were doing their best to obtain some recognition.
-
-Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the "business" of the part which she had
-to play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding
-herself confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick
-standing at one side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he
-bowed with exquisite irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit
-was too much for her. Forgetting that she was playing the part of a
-_grande dame_, she turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her
-hands--one holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan--crying--
-
-"La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's
-the prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?"
-
-"Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production," said Garrick
-gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the
-porch.
-
-The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely
-serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan
-collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the
-side of the lady.
-
-"Madam," he cried, "honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon.
-What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady
-visitor?" he shouted to the liveried porter.
-
-"Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,"
-replied the man.
-
-"Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter," said the young
-gentleman. "Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay."
-
-"I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir," replied the man.
-
-"Nay, Mr. Hanger," replied the frightened actress, "I wish not to be the
-cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair."
-
-"Gentlemen," cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, "I know that it is not
-your will that we should come in active contest with the representatives
-of authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that
-our honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?" When
-the cries of assent came to an end he continued, "Then, sirs, the
-responsibility for bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords
-to the front! You will touch no man with a point unless he oppose you.
-Should a constable assault any of this company you will run him through
-without mercy. Now, gentlemen."
-
-In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and
-in that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few
-moments stood irresolute, but then--the points of a dozen swords were
-within a yard of their breasts--lowered their staves and slipped quietly
-aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt to
-withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily
-went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart.
-
-To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from
-the thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort
-walked through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being
-sheathed at the entrance.
-
-It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the
-rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some
-of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to
-look scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave
-the assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose
-first husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively
-plain, in spite of their masks of paint and powder.
-
-The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of
-her daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been
-twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess
-of Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of
-a body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob
-anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had
-no touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her
-complexion, and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add
-to their silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the
-cold whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose.
-The solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that
-she made with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that
-lovely woman.
-
-Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were
-small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the
-Duchess's elegance and distinction.
-
-Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at
-the lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her
-body guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her,
-they exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess
-even smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster
-shrugged her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a
-Frenchwoman.
-
-Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance
-also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying--
-
-"Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set
-her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be
-frightened away."
-
-Captain Horneck had gone up to his _fiancee_.
-
-"You were not in that creature's train, I hope," said the lady.
-
-"I? Dear child, for what do you take me?" he said. "No, I certainly was
-not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith."
-
-"If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven
-you the impropriety," said she.
-
-(She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than
-a year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.)
-
-By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and
-now returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where
-Mrs. Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers.
-
-"Madam," said Lord Conway, "these gentlemen are anxious to offer you
-their sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and
-to express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour
-them by your patronage."
-
-And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the
-management, with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling
-actress.
-
-"And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton," said Lord Stanley. "She
-agreed to wait in her chair until this matter was settled."
-
-"She can take very good care of herself," said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat
-curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to
-underrate the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to
-divide the honours attached to her position with another woman, much
-less with one who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself.
-"Mrs. Abington is a little timid, my Lord," she continued; "she may not
-find herself quite at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place,
-to be sure; but for my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better
-taste."
-
-But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was
-conveyed to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of
-the honours which were being done to the lady who had entered the room,
-and when this news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through
-the porch to the side of her sister actress.
-
-And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll
-and Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two
-actresses, offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them
-frequently at the assemblies in the rotunda.
-
-The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the
-condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged
-their shoulders once more.
-
-Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was
-disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew
-that the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the
-Duchess's daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity
-of mothers with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible
-suitors were growing scarce?
-
-Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played
-under his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy,
-and he was compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more
-highly finished exhibition of this form of art.
-
-His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs.
-Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he
-liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to
-remain in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious
-to see what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and
-his friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the
-part of the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke,
-he heard a merry voice behind him saying--
-
-"Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the
-Pantheon?"
-
-"Nay," cried another voice, "Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing
-of a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth
-century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on
-the Oxford road."
-
-He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a
-handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised.
-
-"Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride--and my sweet Little Comedy!" he cried, as
-the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act
-of making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and
-Katherine--the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. "Mrs. Horneck, madam,
-I am your servant--and don't I look your servant, too," he added,
-remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress.
-
-"You look always the same good friend," said the lady.
-
-"Nay," laughed Mrs. Bunbury, "if he were your servant he would take
-care, for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it
-is not that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something
-gorgeous. What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?"
-
-(His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and
-Bun-burys.)
-
-"Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your
-company, madam," said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. "But
-a peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after
-to-night." He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses
-and their admirers.
-
-Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down.
-
-"The air is tainted," said Goldsmith, solemnly.
-
-"Yes," said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. "'T is as you
-say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh."
-
-"I said not so, madam," cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. "As
-amusing---amusing----"
-
-"As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,"
-protested Little Comedy. "Were they not, Mary?"
-
-"Oh, undoubtedly those were his words--only he did not utter them,"
-replied the Jessamy Bride.
-
-"There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such
-witnesses!" said Mrs. Bunbury.
-
-"I could deny nothing to two such faces," said Goldsmith, "even though
-one of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius
-weeping over the Pantheon."
-
-"And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for
-it?" she inquired, with her chin in the air.
-
-"Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,"
-said Goldsmith.
-
-"Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be," cried the young
-lady.
-
-"Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be," said
-Oliver.
-
-"That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,"
-remarked Mary.
-
-"And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the
-Pantheon without the knowledge of his biographer," cried her sister,
-with an air of worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well
-qualified to be an exponent.
-
-"'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom," said Goldsmith.
-
-"Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to
-the Royal Academy of Arts," said a lady who had come up with Burke at
-that moment--a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every
-movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour.
-
-Goldsmith bowed low--again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which
-Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest
-unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot.
-
-"In the presence of Mrs. Thrale," Goldsmith began, but seeing the
-ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and
-the compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur.
-
-"Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr.
-Goldsmith?" said Mrs. Thrale.
-
-"Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by
-declining to argue out the matter with you," said the Professor of
-Ancient History.
-
-Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's
-quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed
-in her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention
-to the words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who,
-moreover, declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in
-accepting her patronage.
-
-She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms--most
-of which had been said at least once before--at the expense of the
-Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more
-busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the
-injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her _jeux d'esprit_,
-she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the
-benefit of her remarks.
-
-Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy,
-pointing out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when,
-suddenly turning in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing
-behind her mother, the jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the
-expression of dismay--worse than dismay--which was on the girl's face as
-she gazed across the rotunda.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-Goldsmith followed the direction of her eyes and saw that their object
-was a man in the uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs.
-Abingdon. He was a showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence
-of some dissipated years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his
-bearing.
-
-Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck
-and gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant--only for an
-instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to
-the girl across the room.
-
-Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become
-white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after
-the lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy
-of feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been
-a witness of a _rencontre_ which evidently was painful to her; but
-he spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely
-noticeable imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them;
-and, professing himself woefully ignorant as to the _personnel_ of the
-majority of the people who were present, inquired first what was the
-name of a gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently
-interested ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that
-elaborate bow.
-
-Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star,
-but after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head.
-
-"I have never seen him before," she said. "I don't think he can be
-any one in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually
-nobodies--until we come to know them."
-
-"That is quite reasonable," said he. "It is a distinction to become your
-friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor
-at the Academy are forgotten."
-
-His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her
-attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse.
-
-"Heavens, child!" she whispered to her, "what is the matter with you?"
-
-"What should be the matter with me?" said Mary. "What, except--oh, this
-place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and
-well ventilated at all times!"
-
-"My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air," said
-Bunbury.
-
-"No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a
-moment," said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. "For heaven's
-sake don't stare so, child," she added to her sister, making a pitiful
-attempt to laugh.
-
-"But, my dear----" began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by Mary.
-
-"Nay," she cried, "I will not have our mother alarmed, and--well, every
-one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the faintness
-has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's company?
-Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a fuss.
-Lend me your arm, if you please."
-
-"With all pleasure in life," cried Oliver.
-
-He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how
-greatly she was trembling.
-
-When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister
-and Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that,
-immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer
-who had bowed to her.
-
-"Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend," she said. "Take me
-somewhere--some place away from here--any place away from here."
-
-He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one
-sconce with wax candles was alight.
-
-"Why should you tremble, my dear girl?" said he. "What is there to be
-afraid of? I am your friend--you know that I would die to save you from
-the least trouble."
-
-"Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?" she cried. "I am in no
-trouble--only for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you
-did not come in the bloom-tinted coat after all."
-
-He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was
-broken only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's
-song--the hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the
-rotunda and around the galleries.
-
-At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying--
-
-"I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend--I wonder what
-you think of your Jessamy Bride."
-
-"I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear," said he tenderly.
-"But if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may
-be able to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a
-moment. Why, what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry
-in France together?"
-
-"Nothing--nothing has happened--I give you my word upon it," she
-said. "Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be
-frightened--no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, have
-not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could not
-understand--psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. Goldsmith;
-girls are foolish creatures."
-
-"Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?"
-said he. "Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence?
-Think if it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs
-are concerned, but I feel that for others--for you, my dear--ah, child,
-don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its
-poignancy is blunted?"
-
-"I have never had consolation except from you," said the girl. "But
-this--this--oh, my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's
-soul to enable you to write those lines--
-
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly,
-
- And finds too late. . . '?"
-
-There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to
-his forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked
-slowly away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than
-a dozen steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of
-indecision, hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying--
-
-"I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good."
-
-"Yes," she said; "it is only a woman who can think everything that is
-evil about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their
-own destruction, but by women."
-
-She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again.
-
-"Let us go away," she said. "I am sick of this place. There is no corner
-of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever
-any singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song!
-I would pay fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her
-efforts." Her laugh had a shrill note that caused it to sound very
-pitiful to the man who heard it.
-
-He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was
-standing with Burke and her son.
-
-"I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song," said Mrs.
-Horneck. "We have been entranced with its melody."
-
-"Oh, no; I have missed no note of it--no note. Was there ever anything
-so delicious--so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went homeward,
-mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari."
-
-"At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!"
-said Burke. "It is the young miss in these days who insists on her
-mother's keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!"
-
-"Mary was always a wise little person," said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-"Wise? Oh, let us go home!" said the girl wearily.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called," said her
-mother.
-
-Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the
-janitor to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach.
-
-He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder
-lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the
-girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could
-hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny.
-
-The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went
-out into the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While
-Goldsmith was in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was
-furtively glancing around, and before she had got into a position for
-seating herself by the side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so
-clumsy a way that several of the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated,
-bowing awkwardly, and, to crown his stupidity, he turned round so
-rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran violently full-tilt against a
-gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to the side of the chariot as if
-to take leave of the ladies.
-
-The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and
-staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until
-the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered
-wig, was barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his
-awkwardness.
-
-"Curse you for a lout!" cried the officer.
-
-Goldsmith put his hat on his head.
-
-"Look you, sir!" he said. "I have offered you my humblest apologies for
-the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to
-say as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir--Oliver
-Goldsmith--and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that we
-are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you
-may be."
-
-The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging
-cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish,
-shouted "Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke
-forever!" For both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as
-they were in society.
-
-While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman,
-in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders,
-stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand.
-Then he turned to his opponent, saying--
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you
-can let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe."
-
-"Or if it suits you better, sir," said another gentleman coming to
-Goldsmith's side, "you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord
-Clare."
-
-"My Lord," cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, "I have no
-quarrel with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in
-the heat of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman
-might not make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I
-have the honour to wish your Lordship good-night."
-
-He bowed and made his exit.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-When Goldsmith reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting
-him a letter from Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let
-him know that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his
-comedy which had been in rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman,
-felt they were right in doing so, as the failure of the piece was so
-inevitable. He hoped that Dr. Goldsmith would be discreet enough to
-sanction its withdrawal while its withdrawal was still possible.
-
-He read this letter--one of several which he had received from Colman
-during the week prophesying disaster--without impatience, and threw it
-aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save the
-expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken
-his lines--
-
- "When lovely woman stoops to folly,
-
- And finds too late...."
-
-"Too late----" She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had broken,
-as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had broken,
-when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is enshrined for
-all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress of tears. It
-would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in her eyes.
-Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice....
-
-What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl
-who had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other
-human being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had
-shown themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing
-himself on the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when
-Little Comedy married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him
-which had begun at Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he
-spent at the Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his
-life.
-
-But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his "Jessamy
-Bride," drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt
-from the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature--that
-in her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy
-which he sought. More than once she had proved to him that she
-recognised the greatness of his nature--his simplicity, his generosity,
-the tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his
-trustfulness, that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his
-intolerance of hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was
-the note of the most successful productions of the day. Above all,
-he felt that she recognised his true attitude in relation to English
-literature. If he was compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order
-to earn his daily bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English
-literature. How nobly he discharged this debt his "Traveller," "The
-Vicar of Wakefield," "The Deserted Village," and "The Good Natured
-Man" testified at intervals. He felt that he was the truest poet, the
-sincerest dramatist, of the period, and he never allowed the work which
-he was compelled to do for the booksellers to turn him aside from his
-high aims.
-
-It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood
-what his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of
-the world. She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she
-understood him and sympathised with him.
-
-As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of
-her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the
-time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied
-her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered
-how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a
-long visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look
-of gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her
-with a letter. "The Vicar of Wakefield" was the book, and she had said--
-
-"You can never, never know what it has been to me--what it has done
-for me." Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude--of
-affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes
-had overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not
-be easily severed.
-
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-
-But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's
-song.
-
-What was he to think of her?
-
-One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then,
-on glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had
-changed from one of merriment to one of despair--the despair of a bird
-that finds itself in the net of the fowler.
-
-What was he to think of her?
-
-He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of
-her, but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt
-certain, brought about her change of mood.
-
-It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to
-guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him
-going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest
-means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep
-the man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most
-rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose.
-
-Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary
-it had proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the
-girls, and he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to
-regard the occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run
-the man through some vital part.
-
-What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the
-very sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him,
-and his too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number
-of answers to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no
-ill of her. He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly
-good. He felt that her concern was on account of some one else who
-might be in the power of that man. He knew how generous she was--how
-sympathetic. He had told her some of his own troubles, and though he did
-so lightly, as was his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing
-of them. Might it not then be that the trouble which affected her was
-not her own, but another's?
-
-Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the
-incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind.
-
-Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow
-whose appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had
-escaped with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an
-ordinary shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how
-he had declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a
-man he would have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but
-design, and would have been ready to fight.
-
-Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of
-the man would be a step in the right direction.
-
-It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the
-morning that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which
-contained some unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the
-details of the news, but he was certain that on receiving it he had a
-definite idea that it was unpleasant. When he now read Colman's
-letter for the second time he found that his recollection of his first
-impression was not at fault. It was just his luck: no man was in the
-habit of writing more joyous letters or receiving more depressing than
-Goldsmith.
-
-He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable
-mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those
-to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He
-could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said,
-dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the
-stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best
-interests to be connected with a failure.
-
-This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith.
-
-"Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has
-not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?" he said.
-
-"It might be in respect to most plays, sir," replied Colman; "but in
-regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to
-anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in
-this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy."
-
-"I shall try to bear both with fortitude," said Goldsmith quietly,
-though he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his
-gratuitous predictions of failure--predictions which from the first his
-attitude in regard to the play had contributed to realise. "I should
-like to have a talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward," he added.
-
-"They are in the green room," said the manager. "I must say that I was
-in hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work
-would enable you to see your way to withdraw it."
-
-"I decline to withdraw it, sir," said Goldsmith.
-
-"I have been a manager now for some years," said Colman, "and, speaking
-from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without
-hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so
-complete a disaster as this, sir. Why,'t is like no other comedy that
-was ever wrote."
-
-"That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to
-appreciate," said Goldsmith. "Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that
-what the people want nowadays is a novelty?"
-
-"Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of
-yours is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's
-the novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words,
-sir, the bringing on of that vulgar young boor--what's the fellow's
-name?--Lumpkin, in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the
-refinement and sensibility of the period--the fellow who talks of his
-bear only dancing to the genteelest of tunes--all this, Dr. Goldsmith,
-I pledge you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an
-early fall of the curtain."
-
-"An early fall of the curtain?"
-
-"Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene
-beyond that of your pothouse to be set."
-
-"Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not
-a pothouse."
-
-"The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace."
-
-"Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not
-apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad
-through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit.
-Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play."
-
-"Of _your_ play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a
-share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for
-having anything to do with its production."
-
-"If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in
-respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act
-with the cruelty of a step-father towards it."
-
-Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's
-office and went to the green room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-The attitude of Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping
-with the traditions of the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it
-so contrary to the traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like
-the rest of his profession--not even excepting Garrick--possessed only a
-small amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented
-to them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his
-own acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted
-blank verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional
-lines, with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack
-of human nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and
-he could see no reason why he should substitute for them anything more
-natural. He had no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure
-a comedy founded upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious
-sentimentality of an artificial age.
-
-He had produced "The Good Natured Man" some years before, and had made
-money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who
-had condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that
-play were still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading
-characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but
-actually intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named
-provisionally "The Mistakes of a Night," he at first declined to have
-anything to do with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential
-friends--friends who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised
-his genius when he was living in a garret and before he had written
-anything beyond a few desultory essays--and they brought all their
-influence to bear upon the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the
-comedy, but laid it aside for several months, and only grudgingly, at
-last, consented to put it in rehearsal.
-
-Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best
-to depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging
-his shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant
-to allow certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written
-them.
-
-This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position
-than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was
-soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a
-half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur.
-
-At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young
-Marlow, threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was
-serious in his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment
-Goldsmith assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract
-with the manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same
-contract by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was
-handed over to Lee Lewes.
-
-After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make
-the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every
-chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the
-manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every
-possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined
-to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he
-provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually
-encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints
-regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said
-he was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up
-their parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued
-rehearsing.
-
-When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of
-conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He
-knew that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could
-not doubt what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round
-and go back to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw
-the play. The temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of
-determination which had carried him through many difficulties--that
-spirit which Reynolds appreciated and had embodied in his portrait--came
-to his aid. He walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with
-both Woodward and Mrs. Abington.
-
-"I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr.
-Colman," he said; "but I am sure that you have not taken this serious
-step without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr.
-Colman will be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an
-agreement with me to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he
-will therefore sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick
-will, I hope, honour me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs.
-Bulk-ley that of Miss Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the
-rehearsal."
-
-The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by
-the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and
-who had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now
-began to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had
-been a fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched
-garret knew what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate
-to kick downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him
-employment as a libeller.
-
-"Sir," cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to
-him--"Sir, you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will
-not be my fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success.
-You have been badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your
-ill-treatment nobly. For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to
-appear in your piece."
-
-"Madam," said Goldsmith, "you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for
-ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and
-gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to
-assert that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I
-shall regard as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has
-passed I know that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection
-of the opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the
-success of this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward
-circumstances incidental to its birth."
-
-He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly
-that he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors:
-they reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course,
-caused them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith.
-
-"You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think," said Shuter,
-who was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle.
-
-"You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming," said Goldsmith.
-"Lord, sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident
-was to happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned
-to a certainty."
-
-The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place.
-Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening
-influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were
-acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith
-that none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet
-the members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption
-that its failure was inevitable.
-
-On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had
-since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers
-to dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at
-a wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake
-during the greater part of the night.
-
-The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her
-eyes at the same moment had yet to be explained.
-
-He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his
-elbow resting on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After
-half-an-hour's thought his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens.
-Picking one up with a sigh, he began to write.
-
-Verse after verse appeared upon the paper--the love-song of a man who
-feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only
-consolation in life is love.
-
-After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again
-rested his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he
-had written. His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected
-sincerity when every one around him was engaged in composing verses
-which were regarded worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were
-artificial.
-
-He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to
-Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would
-she be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his
-delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became
-known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had
-enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper
-feeling?
-
-His heart sank as he asked himself the question.
-
-"How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?" he
-muttered. "Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is
-the chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should
-he himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life
-that the man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to
-live in loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was
-struck blind--a great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from
-love receives no pity--no pity on earth--no pity in heaven."
-
-He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for
-an hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper
-which he had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it.
-He did not tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand
-to the desk and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making
-the torn edge rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of
-a woman whose lover was beside her--that was what the quivering motion
-suggested to the poet who watched it.
-
-"And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!" he said.
-"Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!"
-
-He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts,
-where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished
-men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew
-that friendship could afford him no solace.
-
-He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like
-giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-For the next two days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes
-in his play as were suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals.
-The alterations were not radical, but he felt that they would be
-improvements, and his judgment was rarely at fault. Moreover, he was
-quick to perceive in what direction the strong points and the weak
-points of the various members of the company lay, and he had no
-hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them a better chance
-of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman called the
-"pot-house scene" would he change, not a word of the scene where the
-farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow to be
-omitted.
-
-Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems
-to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee
-house talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the
-fate that was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he
-not adopted this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become
-aware, as they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy.
-When it was produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the
-manager up to ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a
-new set of lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject.
-
-But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some
-of them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not
-hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he
-might not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not
-possibly be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a
-pity, one of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be
-so easily avoided?
-
-To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand
-or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written
-it, he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the
-medium of these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the
-verdict of the playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on
-those scenes so early in the play was that the playgoers might know not
-to expect a sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a
-natural school of comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of
-the manners of the day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only
-the broadest and heartiest fun.
-
-"If the scenes are ungenteel," said he, "it is because nature is made
-up of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less
-interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin
-when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a
-greater favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest
-gentleman who ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely
-on the ear of a boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not
-interfere with his romping."
-
-He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point
-on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when
-he did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from
-his over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others--a disability
-which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in
-consequence, delightfully fluent.
-
-On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast,
-he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that
-the Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some
-degree of apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might
-think he looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he
-was by her side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her.
-The words still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it
-would pain her to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite
-content that matters should remain as they were. Whatever the words
-might have meant, it was impossible that they could mean anything that
-might cause him to think of her with less reverence and affection.
-
-He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to
-find out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom
-there came to his ears the sound of laughter--such laughter as caused
-him to remark to the servant--
-
-"I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph."
-
-"Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour,
-sir," replied Ralph.
-
-"I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been
-entertaining them," said Goldsmith.
-
-Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the
-entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat.
-
-The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been
-keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits
-of laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an
-amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him
-much manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the
-imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the
-details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis
-entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working
-laboriously at his "Animated Nature."
-
-"Good morning, sir, good morning," he cried, pretending to take off
-his gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect
-self-possession, previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. "Now
-mind you don't sit there, Dr. Goldsmith," he continued, raising a
-warning finger. A little motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis,
-with his mincing ways, was transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy
-and self-conscious in the presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy
-politeness to get him a chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very
-one on which the man had placed his hat. "Now, now, now, what are you
-about?"--once more Garrick was the amanuensis. "Did not I warn you to
-be careful about that chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it?
-Sir, that excuse is a mere quibble--a mere quibble. This must not occur
-again, or I shall be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then,
-my good sir? Now to business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man
-to make me a cup of chocolate--with milk, sir--plenty of milk, and two
-lumps of sugar--plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a
-patriot--none of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think
-on't, your laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for
-me; and mind you tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in
-it"--this shouted half-way out of the door through which he had shown
-Goldsmith hurrying with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate.
-Then came the monologue of the amanuensis strolling about the room,
-passing his sneering remarks at the furniture--opening a letter which
-had just come by post, and reading it _sotto voce_. It was supposed to
-be from Filby, the tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform
-in which Dr. Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the
-Haymarket would be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith
-had made up his mind as to the exact orders which he meant to
-wear, ending with a compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and
-discrimination in choosing a costume which was so well adapted to
-his physique, and a humble suggestion that it should be worn upon the
-occasion of the first performance of the new comedy, when the writer
-hoped no objection would be raised to the hanging of a board in front of
-the author's box with "Made by Filby" printed on it.
-
-Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain
-words--giving an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here
-and there, and finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a
-postscript alluding to the length of time that had passed since the
-writer had received a payment on account, could not have been surpassed.
-The effect of the comedy upon the people in the room was immeasurably
-heightened by the entrance of Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick,
-as the amanuensis, immediately walked to him gravely with the scrap of
-paper which had done duty as the letter, in his hand, asking him if what
-was written there in black and white about the field-marshal's uniform
-was correct, and if he meant to agree to Filby's request to wear it on
-the first night of the comedy.
-
-Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu
-entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit
-of the scene, saying-"Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that
-more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful
-issue a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager
-of a playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why
-should not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?"
-
-The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew
-that Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment,
-and would not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In
-an instant, however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious
-amanuensis, and became David Garrick, crying--
-
-"Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to
-reply to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of
-your experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with
-nature."
-
-Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated
-at the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much
-what might follow.
-
-At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in
-the room.
-
-"Come, sir," said the amanuensis, "we have no time to waste over empty
-civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we
-cannot keep the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the
-booksellers,'t is the world we think of. What is this?"--picking up an
-imaginary paper--"'The derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed
-the ingeniousness of many able writers, but there can be no doubt in
-the mind of any one who has seen that noble creature, as I have, in
-its native woods, careering nimbly from branch to branch of the largest
-trees in search of the butterflies, which form its sole food, that
-the name elephant is but a corruption of elegant, the movements of the
-animal being as singularly graceful as its shape is in accordance with
-all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is mighty fine, but your
-style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' should be himself
-both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon should himself
-be a buffoon."
-
-In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes,
-leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis
-as to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer
-and warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked
-Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the
-imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then
-the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked--
-
-"The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis!
-Lord! what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to
-dictate to his amanuensis?"
-
-Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house,
-around the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household
-in roars of laughter--as one delightful member of the household has
-recorded--over his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of
-Dr. Johnson.
-
-"And all this," said Goldsmith, "came out of the paltry story which I
-told him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment
-he sat down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I
-knew he saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea
-and send him away."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-Goldsmith was delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from
-care. He had gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear
-that she was unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry
-a mood as he had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at
-dinner, and he was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the
-mysterious mood that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon.
-
-She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told
-him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though
-she said that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the
-intention of the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go
-together to the theatre and demand its immediate production on the
-finest scale possible.
-
-"There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence
-Colman in that respect," said Goldsmith. "Only to-day, when I ventured
-to talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not
-his intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be
-played for longer than a small portion of one evening."
-
-"The monster!" cried the girl. "I should like to talk to him as I
-feel about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will
-tolerate his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs
-some one to be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him
-how contemptible he is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him.
-The occasion is one that demands the powers of a man who has a whole
-dictionary at his back--yes, Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten
-that if he does not behave handsomely he will, in his next edition of
-the Dictionary, define a scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps
-an author in suspense for months, and then produces his comedy so
-ungenerously as to make its failure a certainty. But, no, your play
-will be the greater success on account of its having to overcome all the
-obstacles which Mr. Colman has placed in its way."
-
-"I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be
-the greatest success of the century," said he.
-
-"And so it will be--oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will--oh, we
-shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box
-and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed
-upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us."
-
-"You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to
-the remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a
-suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour
-upon an ill-treated author."
-
-"I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least
-one of the two enterprises--the first being the changing of the mistakes
-of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the changing of
-the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager--ay, and of an
-author as well."
-
-"Admirably spoke!" cried the author. "I have a mind to let the name 'The
-Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it."
-
-"No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre," said she.
-"Oh, do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot
-hit upon a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath
-of laurel." Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not
-far away, had put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a
-word or two of the girl's sentence.
-
-"I presume that you are still discussing the great title question," said
-he. "You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The
-Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?"
-
-"Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a
-Knight!'" said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did
-not like too many people to hear him make one.
-
-"'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get
-a better," said Goldsmith. "I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss
-Horneck to discover the better one."
-
-"Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse
-and damn the play," said Reynolds. "I have given it its proper name,
-and if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the
-reprobation of all honest folk who detest an _alias_."
-
-"Then that name shall stand," said Goldsmith. "I give you my word, Sir
-Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have
-it damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in
-England."
-
-"That is very well said, indeed," remarked Sir Joshua. "It gives
-evidence of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all
-should respect."
-
-Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely,
-for she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase,
-but from the other end of the table there came quite an outburst of
-laughter. Garrick sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he
-was telling an imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room.
-
-Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to
-question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the
-story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should
-not be told for the benefit of the playgoers.
-
-A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner--his name was Colonel
-Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck--took
-up the question quite seriously.
-
-"For my part," he said, "I admit frankly that I have never heard the
-story of Grouse in the gun-room."
-
-"Is it possible, sir?" cried Garrick. "What, you mean to say that you
-are not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who
-asked him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was
-locked--that about every gun having a lock, and so forth?"
-
-"No, sir," cried Colonel Gwyn. "I had no idea that the story was a
-familiar one. It seems interesting, too."
-
-"Oh, 't is amazingly interesting," said Garrick. "But you are an
-army man, Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the
-mess-table."
-
-"I protest, sir," said Colonel Gwyn, "I know so little about it that
-I fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog--I have myself known of
-sporting dogs called Grouse."
-
-"Oh, Colonel, you surprise me," cried Garrick. "Ould Grouse a dog! Pray
-do not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man,
-and would feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr.
-Goldsmith was an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death
-severely."
-
-"Then he is dead?" said Gwyn. "That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to
-the narrative."
-
-"A particularly pathetic interest, sir," said Garrick, shaking his head.
-"I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that
-that dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us--that the gunroom door
-is now open, but that within there is silence--no sound of the dear old
-feet that were wont to patter and potter--you will pardon my emotion,
-madam"--He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith
-became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured
-to assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology,
-did him honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now
-without seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had
-too high an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face
-perfectly grave, while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to
-suppress came from the napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti
-said something in Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the
-melancholy nature of the party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin,
-saying--
-
-"'T is selfish to repine, and he himself--dear old soul!--would be the
-last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in the
-gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy
-I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he
-delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well
-known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had
-no particular character in the neighbourhood."
-
-"Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then," said the Colonel.
-
-"Well, if the truth must be told--but no, the man is dead and gone now,"
-cried Garrick, "and it is more generous only to remember, as we all
-do, the nimbleness of his wit--the genial mirth which ran through the
-gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun
-is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse
-or two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet
-thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the
-comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not
-afraid to joke, sir, and----"
-
-"But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy
-read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never
-actually narrated, but only hinted at," said Gwyn.
-
-"That makes little matter, sir," said Garrick. "The untold story of Ould
-Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next
-year or two than the best story of which every detail is given."
-
-"At any rate, Colonel Gwyn," said Mrs. Bunbury, "after the pains which
-Mr. Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of
-the story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it."
-Colonel Gwyn looked puzzled.
-
-"I protest, madam," said he, "that up to the present--ah! I fear that
-the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to
-be led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind
-you--I fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but----"
-
-This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with
-laughter, which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel
-Gwyn's face was taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and
-then at Little Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never
-quite make out what was going on around her in that strange household
-where she had been thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the
-ultra-grave Garrick, and then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with
-a view of assuring him that she understood perfectly how he came to be
-merry.
-
-"Colonel Gwyn," said Garrick, "these gentlemen seem to have their own
-reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate
-when to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet--ah, I perceive
-they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that,
-sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and
-the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I
-don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for
-some years."
-
-He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining
-in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of
-the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun.
-
-When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little
-embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who
-was hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends
-every evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which
-chanced to be broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of
-port-glasses at his end of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom
-he cheered by telling him that he had already given a lesson to Woodward
-regarding the speaking of the prologue which he, Garrick, had written
-for the comedy. He said he believed Woodward would repeat the lines very
-effectively. When Goldsmith mentioned that Colman declined to have a
-single scene painted for the production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick
-were indignant.
-
-"You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll," said
-the latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the
-play to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it.
-
-"Ah, Davy, my friend," Goldsmith replied, "I feel more at my ease in
-reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst--or the best. If
-the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal
-for the next year or two."
-
-In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the
-entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a
-room.
-
-Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head
-and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting
-long sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was
-supposed to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment
-has survived, and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with
-Garrick repeating the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous
-change of expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with
-Goldsmith burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly
-amusing gestures the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed
-that Sir Joshua's guests were convulsed.
-
-After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two
-playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and
-did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines
-after the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous
-than that of the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an
-affecting passage from Addison's "Cato," Goldsmith began to sing
-the song which he had been compelled to omit from the part of Miss
-Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course
-Garrick's gestures during the delivery of the song were marvellously
-ingenious, and an additional element of attraction was introduced by
-Dr. Burney, who hastily seated himself at the pianoforte and interwove a
-medley accompaniment, introducing all the airs then popular, but without
-prejudice to the harmonies of the accompaniment.
-
-Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this
-marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion
-caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees--he begged the
-lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was accustomed
-to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica shook her
-head.
-
-"Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck," said Sir Joshua to
-the Jessamy Bride. "Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of
-hearing her sing."
-
-Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling
-Angelica.
-
-"Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!" she cried. "Will your Majesty
-condescend to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned
-to captivate our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to
-conquer our savage hearts by the exercise of another?"
-
-A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
-thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
-springing to his feet.
-
-"By the Lord, I've got it!" shouted Goldsmith. "The Jessamy Bride has
-given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has
-just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith
-communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this
-particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would
-not alter it now on any consideration.
-
-Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play
-gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret
-at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he
-believed the manager would play to perfection.
-
-But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the
-whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his
-customary emphasis, that no better title than "She Stoops to Conquer"
-could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and
-the rehearsal was proceeded with.
-
-"Nay, sir," cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
-in order to go upon the stage, "Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
-must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we
-may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
-filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?"
-
-"I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson," said Miss
-Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
-topics of the hour. "I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as
-will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but
-to a whole archipelago of wit."
-
-"Otaheite is a name of good omen," said Cradock. "It is suggestive of
-palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'"
-
-"Sir," said Johnson, "you should know better than to quote Latin in the
-presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
-it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
-is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
-playgoers."
-
-"Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine," laughed
-Cradock. "Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal,
-and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
-critics."
-
-Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
-Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
-opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
-his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
-critics.
-
-Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his
-servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every
-outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the
-broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed
-and applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons--especially the
-satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists--but it was the
-drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of Miss
-Horneck--
-
-"Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?"
-
-When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel
-Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much
-amazed as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage
-out of compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority
-regarding the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in
-the estimation of his company, remarked--
-
-"Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as
-generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the
-playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of
-your wit."
-
-"I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent
-the instruction of Dr. Johnson," said Goldsmith quietly.
-
-The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed
-it during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it
-became understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit
-their regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been
-originally cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the
-prologue, which Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told
-Goldsmith, he had already given a hint or two to Woodward.
-
-The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which
-Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who
-threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely
-thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the
-epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley
-declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she
-herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's
-ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies
-were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject;
-but Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple
-epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding
-the first performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was
-eventually spoken by Mrs. Bulkley.
-
-"It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an
-epilogue which will never be spoke," sneered Colman when the last
-difficulties had been smoothed over.
-
-Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party,
-consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary
-Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production
-of the play--when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the
-niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny
-either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's
-almost caused him to break down.
-
-Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him.
-She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not
-hesitate for a moment.
-
-"I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night," she said; "my dress
-would be ruined."
-
-He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation.
-
-"Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour
-of the play," she cried. "Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their
-dusters, and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one
-of the candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years
-contained such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr.
-Col-man for a curmudgeon."
-
-"You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,"
-said Goldsmith. "Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and
-I only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me."
-
-"It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this
-play, sir," said Johnson. "The credit of your friends, who insisted on
-Colman's taking the play, is also at stake."
-
-"And above all," said Reynolds pleasantly, "the play must be a success
-in order to put Colman in the wrong."
-
-"That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is
-important to us all," said Mary. "It would never do for Colman to be in
-the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be
-saved by Monday night."
-
-"I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends," said
-Goldsmith. "I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a
-sense of my own unworthiness."
-
-"You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir," cried
-Johnson. "Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to
-hear your play."
-
-"I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who,
-when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care
-to send a guinea in advance," said Goldsmith, and every one present knew
-that he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by
-Johnson on the day that "The Vicar of Wakefield" was sold.
-
-"And now," said Reynolds, "I have to prove how certain we are of the
-future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday
-previous to the performance."
-
-"Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the
-success of the play," said Johnson. "To proffer such an invitation would
-be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public
-had attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who
-know your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that
-our esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday
-night, sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour
-to have you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with
-us."
-
-"You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what
-you mean better," said Goldsmith. "A compliment is doubly a compliment
-coming from Dr. Johnson."
-
-He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck
-walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter
-of a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character
-of Young Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had
-sufficiently recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how
-remarkable a character he had created.
-
-On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the
-St. James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found
-the author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a
-salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered
-with silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any
-mistake on this point.
-
-"Heavens!" cried the visitor. "Have you forgot that you cannot wear
-colours?"
-
-"Why not?" asked Goldsmith. "Because Woodward is to appear in mourning
-to speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy
-should also be in black?"
-
-"Nay," said Steevens, "that is not the reason. How is it possible that
-you forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat
-of yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in
-front of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you
-hope that the King will command a performance."
-
-Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous
-garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in
-dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it
-before throwing it over the back of a chair.
-
-"It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,"
-said he. "I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake."
-
-He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with
-his friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson,
-Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already
-assembled.
-
-It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook
-hands twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the
-King of Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for
-regret with him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He
-expressed a hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have
-so depressing an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their
-enjoyment of his comedy.
-
-Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did
-not think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would
-be quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the
-frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after
-all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose
-name they had probably never heard.
-
-Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for
-the best, but still....
-
-Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of
-Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have
-heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their
-merriment.
-
-The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was
-concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat
-become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake
-of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the
-clock and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time
-to allow of their driving comfortably to the theatre.
-
-Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds
-that Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his
-nervousness, began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken
-at Lord Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took
-place daily in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave
-all his attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to
-him--not even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity
-College to his friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with
-him.
-
-While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the
-theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he
-had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant
-to have the omission repaired without delay.
-
-He never returned.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-The party remained in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter
-from the bar was sent for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was
-having his hat brushed, that his party were ready to leave the house,
-the man stated that Dr. Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in
-the direction of Pall Mall.
-
-"Psha! sir," said Johnson to Burke, "Dr. Goldsmith is little better than
-a fool." Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was.
-
-"Yes," said Burke, "Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that
-ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and
-let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say
-the best comedy of a century."
-
-"I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the
-playhouse?" said Richard Burke.
-
-"It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is
-concerned," said Steevens. "I think that the best course we can adopt
-is for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be
-looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen,
-Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a
-burden he has been forced to bear during the past month."
-
-"You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the
-playhouse, sir," said Johnson.
-
-"If I know anything of him, sir," said Steevens, "the playhouse is just
-the place which he would most persistently avoid." There was a long
-pause before Johnson said in his weightiest manner:
-
-"Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety."
-
-"That is very kind of you, sir," replied Steevens. "But you may rest
-assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be."
-
-While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens
-hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood
-Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting
-alone in some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable
-failure of his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled
-him to hold out against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced,
-suffer a relapse when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and
-his naturally sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his
-life give place to a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him
-to put in an appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his
-friends. Steevens actually made up his mind that if he failed to find
-Goldsmith during the next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage
-on the Edgware road.
-
-He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house--from Jack's, in Dean
-street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster--but he failed to discover his
-friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this way; and all
-this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse--except
-the one box that held Cumberland and his friends--were greeting the
-brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably
-contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant
-authors had witnessed.
-
-The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens
-have imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous
-figure of Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with
-a hand behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and
-as phrase after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and
-vivified with numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken,
-he seems to shake the theatre with his laughter.
-
-Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge
-of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two
-notable figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather
-frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box.
-
-Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little
-Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the
-most notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare
-occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with
-laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which
-she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General
-Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and
-Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having
-lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom
-every one is so highly honouring at the moment.
-
-Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, "looking glum," as one
-witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of
-having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth
-the resentment of the pit.
-
-In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few
-years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's "Good-Natured Man" at "the other
-house," sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented
-"Ossian." He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him
-an impostor.
-
-The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her
-younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has
-for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from
-the pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact
-that Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his
-eyes fixed upon her--earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his
-_fiancée_ are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important
-box in the house Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may
-be gratified by beholding her. It does not so much matter about her
-husband, who once thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a
-concern whose operations represented the potentialities of wealth
-beyond the dreams of avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the
-Gunnings when she first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever
-recorded to the eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll,
-mindful of that trick which the cleverness of her mother turned to so
-good account, does not condescend to notice from her box, where she sits
-with Lady Betty Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though
-she is acquainted with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising
-between the acts.
-
-What a play! What spectators!
-
-We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought
-to those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with
-delight at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the
-little man with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal.
-
-Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality
-upon their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his
-biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed
-down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own!
-
-And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands
-nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in
-St. James's Park.
-
-Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching
-for him.
-
-"Don't speak, man, for God's sake," cried Oliver. "'Tis not so dark but
-that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that
-the comedy is ended--that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in the
-middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is ended."
-
-"Not I," said Steevens. "I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man,
-what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at
-the coffee house?"
-
-"I don't know what you speak of," said Goldsmith. "But I beg of you to
-hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play--don't fear to
-tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly twenty
-years; I am not easily dismayed."
-
-"My dear friend," said Steevens, "I have no intention of going to
-the playhouse unless you are in my company--I promised so much to Dr.
-Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving
-yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art,
-sir?"
-
-"What do you mean by that?"
-
-"I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise
-on the stage that you, and you only, can decide--are you willing to
-allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman,
-who is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true
-prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great
-man, too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I
-am convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?"
-
-"It shall not--it shall not!" cried Goldsmith after a short pause.
-"I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I
-have something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in
-this battle have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my
-friend--I'll go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to
-avert disaster."
-
-They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was
-obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to
-Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of
-the play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence
-to insist on a scene being omitted--or, perhaps, a whole act; and
-nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect.
-
-When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his
-head out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the
-playhouse--that his worst fears were realized.
-
-"Nonsense!" cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other
-window. "The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental
-to any performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on
-their boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy
-has yet to be damned."
-
-When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage
-door, looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as
-if to see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the
-back of the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick,
-in the part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had
-driven her forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was
-within twenty yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights
-were far too strong; unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have
-failed to recognise the familiar features of the scene. The next moment
-there came a hiss--a solitary hiss from the boxes.
-
-"What's that, Mr. Colman?" whispered the excited author.
-
-"Psha! sir," said Colman brutally. "Why trouble yourself about a squib
-when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?"
-
-"That's a lie," said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as
-Mr. Hardcastle. "'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was
-assured from the first."
-
-"By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend
-while I live!" said Goldsmith.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV.
-
-It was a lie, and surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever
-uttered. Goldsmith was soon made aware of this. The laughter that
-followed Tony Lumpkin's pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle
-was a highwayman was not the laugh of playgoers who have endured four
-acts of a dull play; it was the laugh of people who have been in a good
-humour for over two hours, and Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from
-their laughter that the people in every part of the house were following
-the comedy with extraordinary interest. Every point in the dialogue was
-effective--the exquisite complications, the broad fun, the innumerable
-touches of nature, all were appreciated by an audience whose expression
-of gratification fell little short of rapture.
-
-When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not
-return to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue
-was spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night.
-
-As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of
-speaking to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits,
-and from them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the
-first scene to the one which was being represented, the performance had
-been a succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every
-member of the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and
-scenery familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary
-success of the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the
-offensive terms of the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the
-audience, several of the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and
-cheering for some time--so much Goldsmith learned little by little at
-intervals from the actors.
-
-"I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my
-word; he has treated me cruelly--more cruelly than he has any idea
-of," said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. "But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do
-anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes
-much to you, sir."
-
-"Faith then, sir," cried Lewes, "I'll keep you to your word. My benefit
-will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr.
-Goldsmith."
-
-"You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote," said Goldsmith.
-
-And so he had.
-
-When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue,
-Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs.
-Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head,
-and affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through
-half-closed eyes.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith," she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility,
-"I hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were
-foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray
-of you not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at
-having resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished
-sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I
-might have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another."
-
-"Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?" said he. "Nay, I have a
-part in my mind for you already--that is, if you will be good enough to
-accept it."
-
-"Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!" cried the actress, offering him
-both her hands. "I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr.
-Goldsmith."
-
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-
-And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company
-and the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of
-congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter
-had filled the theatre.
-
-"We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr.
-Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage," said he.
-"You dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent,
-indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast.
-On the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding
-modesty good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make
-you a coxcomb."
-
-"Oh, I hope not, sir," said Goldsmith. "No, you don't hope it, sir,"
-cried Johnson. "You are thinking at this moment how much better you are
-than your betters--I see it on your face, you rascal."
-
-"And he has a right to think so," said Mrs. Bunbury. "Come, Dr.
-Goldsmith, speak up, say something insulting to your betters."
-
-"Certainly, madam," said Goldsmith. "Where are they?"
-
-"Well said!" cried Edmund Burke.
-
-"Nay, sir," said Johnson. "Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough.
-We expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back
-garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common."
-
-His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake
-on the walls.
-
-Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand.
-She knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she
-was not mistaken.
-
-For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit
-and gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in
-the green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived
-the moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly
-imagined was an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the
-points in his comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian
-into Reynolds's ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the
-background with the Bunburys.
-
-So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in
-uniform had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind
-Mr. Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner,
-saying a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action,
-though it was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the
-girl, and perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes
-were turned upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her
-heart.
-
-He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out
-her inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the
-people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing
-was paying no attention to her.
-
-When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought
-it advisable to bring her prattle to a close.
-
-"Psha! Dr. Goldsmith," she cried. "We have given you our ears for more
-than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes."
-
-"I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed," said Goldsmith. "Yes, you
-were remarking that----"
-
-"That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be
-compared to a boy who has robbed an orchard," said the lady.
-
-"True--very true, madam," said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp
-involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling
-beside her. She was not smiling.
-
-"Yes,'tis true; but why?" cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice
-did not appeal to Goldsmith only.
-
-"Ah, yes; that's just it--why?" said he. Mary Horneck had turned away
-from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and
-Henry Bunbury were standing.
-
-"Why?" said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. "Why? Why is an Irishman who has become
-suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because
-his booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in
-his pockets what he is not entitled to."
-
-She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly
-did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the
-successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his
-attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had
-gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even
-more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room.
-
-"You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?" said Mr. Thrale.
-
-"Nay, sir!" cried Bunbury; "mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed
-some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night."
-
-"What did I say, Goldy?" cried Johnson. "Was it not that, after the
-presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?"
-
-"Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one
-of them I accepted some days ago," said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale
-hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as
-conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech.
-
-But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
-laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of
-the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
-involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious
-to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this
-form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that
-refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
-Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he "talked like
-poor Poll." He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely
-because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
-couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
-
-Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
-thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
-expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
-given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons
-around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which
-makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who "talked
-like poor Poll" was the man who, even before he had done anything in
-literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop
-Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and
-a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious
-Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to
-great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
-
-While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that
-the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs.
-Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying
-to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his
-adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying--
-
-"Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam."
-
-"I shall take good care that you don't, sir," said she.
-
-"Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!" he cried, bowing
-as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he
-suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. "Why, if
-I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman
-in uniform who was speaking with you just now," said he. "I fancy I have
-met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude."
-
-"His name is Jackson," she replied. "Yes, Captain Jackson, though the
-Lord only knows what he is captain of."
-
-"I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name," said Goldsmith.
-"'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by
-professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so."
-
-When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly
-affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the
-occasion, she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in
-their coach--her mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour.
-
-The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had
-produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having
-eaten no dinner--Johnson and his friends had been by no means reticent
-on the subject of the dinner--he was without an appetite for the
-delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was
-in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and
-endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained
-almost speechless the whole evening.
-
-"Ah," said she, "I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been
-quite obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with
-us at Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a
-little comedy may become a great tragedy."
-
-Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his
-play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and
-Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as
-he could without being rude.
-
-He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick
-Court. But it was almost daylight before he went to bed.
-
-All his life he had been looking forward to this night--the night
-that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him
-an incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his
-period. And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with
-destiny was within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever
-felt in his garret.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV.
-
-
-What did it all mean?
-
-That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not
-refer to the reception given to "She Stoops to Conquer," which had
-placed him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to
-the strange incident which had occurred in the green room.
-
-The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had
-been speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of
-reputation--he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of
-reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green
-room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his
-glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the
-eyes of such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs.
-Woffington, showed that he was a person of no position in society. This
-conclusion to which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no
-persons of any distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the
-playhouse had shown that they were acquainted with him--no one person
-save only Mary Horneck.
-
-Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and
-Mrs. Bulk-ley.
-
-This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have
-been incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had
-invariably shunned in society those persons--women as well as men--who
-had shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested
-the man--he was popular enough at that period--who had allowed
-innuendoes to do duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman--she
-is popular enough now--who had laughed at and made light of the
-innuendoes, bordering upon impropriety, of such a man.
-
-And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least
-fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt.
-The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands
-with the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for
-her own ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary
-Horneck stood in a very different position from that occupied by the
-Duchess. While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the
-lead of any leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from
-the actresses.
-
-And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one
-of these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor--a man
-who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family.
-
-What could this curious incident mean?
-
-The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon
-the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which
-had arrived--not a post had been missed--from persons who professed the
-most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to borrow from
-him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom he had
-rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had,
-consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would
-continue his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so
-marked a way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their
-letters lay unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he
-sent his guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That
-was how he contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had
-earned since leaving his garret.)
-
-His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he
-left his chambers.
-
-He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what
-no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed
-to notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain
-Jackson--he would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared
-to him more than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to
-another girl all that he had noticed, he would have said that such a
-matter required no explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young
-girls with men of the stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck,
-however, the matter was not so easily explained. The shrug and
-the raising of the eyebrows were singularly inappropriate to any
-consideration of an incident in which she was concerned.
-
-He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the
-success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several
-of the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on
-terms of the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a
-cordiality, the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces.
-Among them was one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had
-early found a friend in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this
-early friendship of his.
-
-Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant
-word, and whose wife was his laundress--not wholly above suspicion as
-regards her honesty--stammered his congratulations, and received the
-crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he
-had always suspected--that there was a great deal of friendliness in the
-world for men who have become successful.
-
-Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling
-that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before
-another hour would pass.
-
-He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was
-alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some
-time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of
-such intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to
-inquire if Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to
-ear as he admitted the visitor.
-
-"I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory," he said,
-his grin expanding genially.
-
-"Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?" said Goldsmith.
-"You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?"
-
-"I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the
-table--and Mr. Marlow's man, sir--as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what
-more you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says
-he quite cool-like and satisfied--and it's the gentleman's own private
-house, after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh
-till he thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then
-sent us off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some
-fools about us said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr.
-Northcote--Sir Joshua's young man, sir--he up and says that nature isn't
-always genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth--I beg
-your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself
-couldn't ha' done worse than me--talking so familiar-like, instead of
-showing you up."
-
-"Nay, sir," said Goldsmith, "the patron has the privilege of addressing
-his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons,
-George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer;
-and, to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for
-my benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow."
-
-"Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir," whispered the man, for he had led
-the way to the drawingroom door. "I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If
-I told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory
-without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls
-this year, sir."
-
-In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck.
-
-She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice
-that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to
-smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely
-ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were
-sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them
-that touched him deeply.
-
-"You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do
-honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men," she said,
-giving him her hand. "But it was impossible--oh, quite impossible, for
-me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering
-how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear
-friend."
-
-"It was pitiful, indeed, dear child," said he. "I was looking forward to
-that night also--I don't know for how many years--all my life, it seems
-to me."
-
-"Never mind!" she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. "Never
-mind! your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you
-now; every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success."
-
-"There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me," said
-Goldsmith. "But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a
-single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was
-miserable."
-
-"I know it," she said, giving him her hand once more. "I know it, and
-knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable."
-
-"What is the matter, Mary?" he asked her after a pause. "Once before I
-begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be
-able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man
-of many resources."
-
-"I cannot tell you," she said slowly, but with great emphasis. "There
-are some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree
-that a woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with
-another--either with a sister or with a brother--even so good a friend
-as Oliver Goldsmith."
-
-"That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery," said
-he. "I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its
-origin to me."
-
-"Ah, I see everything but too plainly," she cried, throwing herself down
-on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. "Why, all my
-misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises.
-Oh, I have said too much," she cried piteously. She had sprung to her
-feet and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. "Pray forget
-what I have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say;
-oh, pray go away--go away and leave me alone with my sorrow--it is my
-own--no one has a right to it but myself."
-
-There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a
-little flash from her eyes as she spoke.
-
-"No, I will not go away from you, my poor child," said he. "You shall
-tell me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room
-last night has to do with your sorrow."
-
-She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a
-curious look of cunning in her eyes--a look that made him shudder, so
-foreign was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault.
-
-"A man? Did I speak to a man?" she said slowly, affecting an endeavour
-to recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. "Oh, yes, I
-suppose I spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded
-it was! And it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked
-in their paint!--almost as terrible as a lady of quality!"
-
-"Poor child!" said he. "My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide
-everything from me you have told me all--all except--listen to me, Mary.
-Nothing that I can hear--nothing that you can tell me--will cause me to
-think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to make me
-aware that that man--Captain Jackson, he calls himself----"
-
-"How did you find out his name?" she said in a whisper. "I did not tell
-you his name even at the Pantheon."
-
-"No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me
-why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well
-as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see
-rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?"
-
-"He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet----"
-
-"How has he got you in his power--that is what you are going to tell
-me."
-
-"No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not
-know me, or you would not ask me to tell you."
-
-"What would you have me think, child?"
-
-"Think the worst--the worst that your kind heart can think--only leave
-me--leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I may soon
-die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'"
-
-"I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything
-ill of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have
-written so much as I have written about men and women without being able
-to know when a woman is altogether good--a man altogether bad? I know
-you, my dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him?
-Think of the friends you have."
-
-"It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but
-if they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with
-loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool,
-fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?"
-
-"For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain."
-
-"It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch
-who stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being
-thrust out behind to push her over."
-
-She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own
-thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms.
-
-"That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind
-you, there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from
-slipping. There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice,
-or else those who hold them out to you will go over the brink with
-you. Ah, my dear, dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In
-another year--perhaps in another month--you will wonder how you could
-ever have taken so gloomy a view of the present hour."
-
-A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained
-there, however. Then she shook her head, saying--
-
-"Alas! Alas!"
-
-She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his
-own, laying his other caressingly on her head.
-
-"You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived," said he. "You fill
-with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that
-it would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my
-dying could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What
-I do say is that I should like to live for you--to live to see happiness
-once again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing--you will
-not give me a chance of helping you."
-
-She shook her head sadly.
-
-"I dare not--I dare not," she said. "I dare not run the chance of
-forfeiting your regard forever."
-
-"Good-bye," he said after a pause.
-
-He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand
-and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her.
-
-"Mary," he said, "I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only
-beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again--that
-you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the
-company of such a man--talking to him as I saw you last night--what
-would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible
-construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my
-dear?"
-
-"Alas! alas!" she cried piteously. "I cannot make you such a promise.
-You will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my
-own free will?"
-
-"What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over
-you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!"
-
-"That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that
-power over me--he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot speak
-to you more! Leave me--leave me! I have been a fool and I must pay the
-penalty of my folly." Before he could make a reply, the door was opened
-and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more
-sedately and with a word of remonstrance.
-
-"Nonsense, dear Mamma," cried Little Comedy. "What Mary needs is some
-one who will raise her spirits--Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I
-am sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor?
-Nay, you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain
-that you would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but
-I protest it would seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your
-attention. He doesn't look particularly like our agreeable Rattle at
-the present moment, does he, Mamma? And it was the same at supper
-last night. It might have been fancied that he was celebrating a great
-failure instead of a huge success."
-
-For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating
-the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the
-author some account of what the friends whom she had met that day
-said of the piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a
-perpetually sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her
-gaiety was out of tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the
-first breathing space that the girl permitted him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI.
-
-
-He felt that the result of his interview with Mary was to render more
-mysterious than ever the question which he had hoped to solve.
-
-He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he
-had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd
-enough to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed
-account of his interview with the girl--a detailed account of his
-observation of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the
-Pantheon, then in the green room of Covent Garden--would have no trouble
-whatever in accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could
-see the shrugs of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed
-to be vastly grieved.
-
-Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all
-womankind together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one
-woman to be swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind
-generally.
-
-But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe
-that she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think
-anything evil regarding her.
-
-"She is not as others," was the phrase that was in his mind--the thought
-that was in his heart.
-
-He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance
-that when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not
-as other women are.
-
-He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that
-when a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from
-other women, he loves that woman.
-
-He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out
-the heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that
-had occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in
-the same apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that
-the killing of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question
-which was puzzling him.
-
-After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he
-went to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of
-the author's nights for "She Stoops to Conquer." Baretti was a
-well known personage in the best literary society in London, having
-consolidated his reputation by the publication of his English and
-Italian dictionary. He had been Johnson's friend since his first exile
-from Italy, and it was through his influence Baretti, on the formation
-of the Royal Academy, had been appointed Secretary for Foreign
-Correspondence. To Johnson also he owed the more remunerative
-appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. He had frequently dined
-with Goldsmith at his chambers.
-
-Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the
-author of the play upon his success.
-
-"If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it
-creates in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph," said the
-Italian.
-
-"Yes," said Goldsmith quickly, "that is just what I wish to have a word
-with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I
-should be."
-
-"What," cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who
-had certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. "What, do you
-mean to fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be
-your weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen
-you should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty
-certain of victory."
-
-"Ah, yes; but there are cases--well, one never knows what may happen,
-and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can
-do a little sword play--enough to enable me to face a moderately good
-antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted
-in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people."
-
-"How did you retort?"
-
-"Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised
-as gentlemen."
-
-"Bacchus! An effective retort! And then----"
-
-"Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after
-making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout
-of swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any
-compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of
-any first-rate master of the art in London?"
-
-The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously.
-
-"You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you
-into a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?"
-
-"Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight."
-
-"Better make it five years."
-
-"Five years?"
-
-"My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I
-express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be
-made a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell
-you that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front
-place among swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so
-short-sighted I could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I
-shall never kill a man."
-
-He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for
-them.
-
-"I have made up my mind to have some lessons," said Goldsmith, "and I
-know there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti."
-
-"Psha!" said Baretti. "There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there
-are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian
-teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If
-you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with
-such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser
-fiber than yourself."
-
-"There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men--nay,
-even an Irishman--to show himself adroit with a sword," said Goldsmith;
-"and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services towards
-this end."
-
-He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him.
-
-"You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no
-further than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular
-wish to place myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick," said
-he. "I fancy I can see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a
-fencing master."
-
-"I shall keep it a secret," laughed Baretti; "but mind, sir, when you
-run your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the
-court as a witness as to your pacific character."
-
-(When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called
-as a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with
-the murder of a man.)
-
-He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had
-taken at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own
-nature so imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel
-with Captain Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him
-through a vital part.
-
-He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers
-containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon
-Colman for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic
-of the town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and
-so strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial,
-express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He
-posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good
-care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement
-with whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with
-scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from
-the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the
-lampooners to refrain from molesting him further.
-
-If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have
-enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many
-months of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his
-triumph in another direction.
-
-After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern
-several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with
-him were Whitefoord and Richard Burke.
-
-He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all
-clearly ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was
-unaware; and when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had
-received, the uneasiness of his friends became more apparent.
-
-He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what
-was the reason of their treating him so coldly.
-
-"You were talking about me just before I entered," said he: "I always
-know on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now,
-may I ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to
-me in your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I
-hold to be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all
-that you can tell--as simply as you can--without prejudice to your own
-reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?"
-
-Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most
-fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in
-which he said--
-
-"You may trust--whatever may be spoken, or written, about you,
-Goldsmith--we are your unalterable friends."
-
-"Psha, sir!" cried Goldsmith, "don't I know that already? Were you not
-all my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to
-overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have
-bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?"
-
-"Goldsmith," said Steevens, "we received a copy of the _London Packet_
-half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous
-attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters."
-
-"At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may
-assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to
-is none other than myself," said Goldsmith.
-
-"It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir," said Steevens. "It
-is the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick."
-
-"Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen," said Goldsmith. "You
-know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once
-I made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation
-caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that
-it is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where
-is the _Packet?_"
-
-"There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff," said Cradock.
-"Take my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise
-nature of that scoundrel's slanders."
-
-"Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to
-sting me," replied Goldsmith. "And so, sir, let me have the _Packet_,
-and you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr.
-Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a
-detraction."
-
-"Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the
-garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one," said Steevens.
-
-"Come, sirs, I insist," cried Goldsmith. "Why do I waste time with you?"
-he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. "I waste time
-here when I can read the _Packet_ in the bar."
-
-"Hold, sir," said Burke. "Here is the thing. If you will read it, you
-would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched
-forth to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the
-paper and here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English
-writers--the truest of English poets--the best of Englishmen."
-
-"You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick
-flings himself upon me?"
-
-He took the _Packet_. It opened automatically, where an imaginary letter
-to himself, signed "Tom Tickle," appeared.
-
-He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had
-nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank
-from it--he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing--but
-suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had
-crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then
-flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the
-room with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword
-and placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a
-word to any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane
-only.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-Kenrick's article in the _London Packet_ remains to this day as the
-vilest example of scurrility published under the form of criticism. All
-the venom that can be engendered by envy and malice appears in every
-line of it. It contains no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains
-no clever phrase. It is the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the
-demon of jealousy. The note of the Gadarene herd sounds through it,
-strident and strenuous. It exists as the worst outcome of the period
-when every garret scribbler emulated "Junius," both as regards style and
-method, but only succeeded in producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead
-of the thunder of the unknown master of vituperation.
-
-Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt;
-but when he came to that vile passage--"For hours the _great_ Goldsmith
-will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a
-pier-glass. Was but the lovely H------k as much enamoured, you would not
-sigh, my gentle swain"--his hands tore the paper in fury.
-
-He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did
-not know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him
-aware of the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He
-did not mind any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have
-the name that he most cherished of all names associated with his in an
-insult that seemed to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was
-more than he could bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind
-him and had struck from thence the one who had been kindest to him of
-all the people in the world.
-
-There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read.
-There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him
-and the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck
-in the face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to
-whom he had been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would
-undoubtedly feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself
-was to blame for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt
-that if the attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have
-escaped. Yes, that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over
-him to her.
-
-His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself
-upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his
-sword he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his
-hands.
-
-And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been
-assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink
-from running him through the body with his sword.
-
-On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take
-counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew
-that he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a
-corner; he felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was
-made up as to what he should do, and all that he now feared was that
-some circumstance might prevent his realising his intention.
-
-He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans,
-the publisher of the _London Packet_. He arrived almost breathless at
-the place--it was in Little Queen street--and entered the shop demanding
-to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. Evans, the
-publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and hearing
-a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop.
-Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was
-in the house.
-
-"I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon
-me which appeared in the _Packet_ of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!" said
-the visitor.
-
-The shopkeeper smiled.
-
-"Does anything appear about you in the _Packet_, sir?" he said,
-over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry.
-
-"You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!" cried Goldsmith,
-stung by the supercilious smile of the man; "you are the publisher of
-this gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote
-it struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you."
-
-He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with
-his cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his
-opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a
-small wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance,
-and had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and
-all the noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his
-paymaster. It was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back
-from the cane of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a
-missile to fling at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a
-table and hurled it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it
-struck Evans on the chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over
-him. This Kenrick perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small
-shop chairs and rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled;
-but, before he could carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop
-from the street, and, flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught
-Goldsmith, who had risen, by the shoulder and hurried him into a
-hackney-coach, which drove away.
-
-The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the
-room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became
-uneasy regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving
-the tavern, had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent
-the assault which he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the
-person of Kenrick.
-
-He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of
-the occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his
-conduct. A lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when
-delivered in a broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain
-Higgins's counsel of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule.
-
-"Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have
-abstained from doing," cried the still breathless man. "I did what my
-manhood prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done
-yourself, my friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans--it was
-that reptile Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to
-shelter him, what was left to me, I ask you, sir?"
-
-"You were a fool, Oliver," said his countryman; "you made a great
-mistake. Can't you see that you should never go about such things
-single-handed? You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who
-would not hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why
-the devil, sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when
-you left the tavern?"
-
-"Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind," replied Goldsmith.
-"And, besides," he added, "I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with
-me to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day.
-I have taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it.
-Kenrick won't attack me again so long as I am alive."
-
-He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that
-Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of
-which he was a master.
-
-When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at
-Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John
-Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very
-like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew
-that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies
-a lesson.
-
-But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly
-insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had
-been less gracious to him--if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for
-example, had been accustomed to treat him--regarding him and his defects
-merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have escaped
-all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause of her
-being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it.
-
-But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the
-forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to
-think about.
-
-The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that
-he had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several
-years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of
-despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks
-that could not be surmounted.
-
-He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her
-forgiveness for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be
-responsible. He could not, he added, expect that in the future it would
-be allowed to him to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and
-her family as had been permitted to him in the past.
-
-Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl
-when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow
-which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only
-had seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent
-Garden, and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had
-originated with that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if
-he was justified in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not
-asked him to be her champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it
-was a very poor champion that he would have made; but still he knew more
-of her grief than any one else, and he believed he might be able to help
-her.
-
-He tore up the letter which he had written to her.
-
-"I will not leave her," he cried. "Whatever may happen--whatever blame
-people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave her
-until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in."
-
-He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain
-Horneck.
-
-For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother
-had no reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and
-Kenrick. But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation
-passed away.
-
-"Ha, my little hero!" Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the
-threshold. "What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what
-are things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the
-booksellers?"
-
-"You have heard of it?" said Oliver. "You have heard of the quarrel, but
-you cannot have heard of the reason for it!"
-
-"What, there is something behind the _London Packet_, after all?" cried
-Captain Horneck.
-
-"Something behind it--something behind that slander--the mention of your
-sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?"
-
-"My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists
-between my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as
-this--a strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as
-you are concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?"
-
-Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which
-he was holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the
-words never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of
-his own, and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped
-it, and burying his face in his hands he burst into tears.
-
-Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally
-affected.
-
-"Come, come, old friend," he said at last, placing his hand
-affectionately on Goldsmith's shoulder. "Come, come; this will not do.
-There is nothing to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little
-aware of your own position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck
-family regard your friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good
-heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid
-for immortality through our names being associated with yours? Who in a
-hundred years--in fifty years--would know anything of the Horneck
-family if it were not for their association with you? The name of Oliver
-Goldsmith will live so long as there is life in English letters, and
-when your name is spoken the name of your friends the Hornecks will not
-be forgotten."
-
-He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his
-chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-The next day the news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by
-Goldsmith in respect of the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the
-literary circle of which Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling
-was one of regret that Kenrick had not received the beating instead of
-Evans. Of course, Johnson, who had threatened two writers with an oak
-stick, shook his head--and his body as well--in grave disapproval of
-Goldsmith's use of his cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes
-were of the opinion that a cane had never been more appropriately used.
-
-What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands
-of pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly
-afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre,
-which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under
-Colman's management.
-
-Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who
-had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl
-of indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period--some
-in the pay of the government others of the opposition--solely by
-stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person
-of the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in
-the form of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded
-Junius.
-
-The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the
-public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest
-in the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling
-audience. When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the _Daily
-Advertiser_--surely the manliest manifesto ever printed--the howls
-became attenuated, and shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted,
-even by Dr. Johnson--and so emphatically, too, that his biographer
-could not avoid recording his judgment--that Goldsmith had increased his
-reputation by the incident.
-
-(Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account
-of this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and
-received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.)
-
-For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including
-Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now
-search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed
-him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel
-when he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster.
-
-But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends
-of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon,
-found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not
-responded to quite so heartily by his visitor.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith," said Johnson, after he had made some of those
-grotesque movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably
-accompanied--"Dr. Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years,
-sir."
-
-"That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir," said
-Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling
-that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to
-come rather sooner.
-
-"If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you
-to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool," said Johnson.
-
-"Yes, sir," said Goldsmith, "you were right in assuming that you could
-say nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a
-fool--at many times--in many ways."
-
-"I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir,
-and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of
-my suspicion."
-
-"If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he
-do after having seen me?" said Goldsmith.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith," resumed Johnson, "it was, believe me, sir, a great pain
-to me to find, as I did in this room--on that desk--such evidence of
-your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter."
-
-"What do you mean, sir? My folly--evidence--on that desk? Ah, I know now
-what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I suppose
-for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, sir, who
-could resist Filby's flatteries?"
-
-"Sir," said Johnson, "you gave me permission several years ago to read
-any manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged."
-
-"And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably
-been advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect
-for your criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you
-suggested?"
-
-"It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while
-waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,"
-said Johnson sternly.
-
-Goldsmith glanced at his desk.
-
-"I forget now what work was last under my hand," said he; "but whatever
-it was, sir----"
-
-"I have it here, sir," said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time
-noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson
-laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived
-that it consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the
-Jessamy Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had
-them before him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would
-be the result of sending them to her.
-
-He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his
-friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the
-matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater.
-
-"Oh, those verses, sir," he stammered; "they are poor things. You will,
-I fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they
-resemble my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my
-man, but Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the
-cost of repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles----"
-
-"They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man
-of determination with his own future--with his own happiness and the
-happiness of others."
-
-"I protest, sir, I scarcely understand----"
-
-"Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand."
-
-"Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the
-character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own
-heart speaks."
-
-"Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that
-may come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your
-heart throbs in every line."
-
-"Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise
-the feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more
-happy than I fancied."
-
-"Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you."
-
-"Sir, I protest that I--that is--no, I shall protest nothing. You have
-spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I wrote
-those verses out of my own heart--God knows if they are the first that
-came from my heart--I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed to own it?"
-
-"My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I
-did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you."
-
-"A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been
-the sweetest--the only consolation of a life that has known but few
-consolations."
-
-"Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable
-as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr.
-Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her
-family have extended to you."
-
-"I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson.
-What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better
-remain unspoken by either of us--what if I do love her? Where is the
-indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship?
-Does one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?"
-
-"My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself--yes,
-and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to
-know--and, indeed, I think she must--that she has been the cause, even
-though the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she
-will not be free from unhappiness."
-
-"She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens
-all my life. I will assume without repining this new burden."
-
-"Nay, sir, if I know your character--and I believe I have known it
-for some years--you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my dear
-friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but a
-battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not
-come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put
-it to flight before it prove your ruin."
-
-"Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there
-is of beauty--everything there is of sweetness--in the life of man--you
-call it our enemy?"
-
-"I call it _your_ enemy, Goldsmith."
-
-"Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from
-other men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for
-evermore from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he
-has proved to the world that he is most capable of all mankind of
-appreciating tenderness and grace? What trick of nature is this? What
-paradox for men to vex their souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from
-men, evermore looking on happiness through another man's eyes? If you
-answer 'yes,' then I say that men who are not poets should go down on
-their knees and thank Heaven that they are not poets. Happy it is for
-mankind that Heaven has laid on few men the curse of being poets. For
-myself, I feel that I would rather be a man for an hour than a poet for
-all time."
-
-"Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us
-look at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate
-enough to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be
-brought to think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish
-enough to regard their kindness to you--their acceptance of you as a
-friend--as encouragement in your mad aspirations."
-
-"You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir."
-
-"I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak
-only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir,
-not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you
-as a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to
-her? Answer me that question, sir."
-
-But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his
-hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat.
-
-"You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir," resumed Johnson. "I
-will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would
-only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but
-I ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on
-your side as ridiculous--nay, worse--a gross affront."
-
-Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor
-resumed his discourse.
-
-"The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you
-desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends,
-and of forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your
-infatuation?"
-
-Goldsmith started up.
-
-"Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more," he cried almost
-piteously. "Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not
-hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that
-the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses
-which I wrote--I could not help writing them--but she does not know that
-they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it from me. My
-history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover--a blank--a blank."
-
-"My poor friend," said Johnson after a pause--he had laid his hand
-upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the
-table--"My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups which
-are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I have
-drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of
-others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means
-to have double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself
-before now worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have
-faced life, by your independence of the patronage of the great. You
-dedicated 'The Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me.
-You did not hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to
-offer you money for the prostitution of the talents which God has given
-you. Dr. Goldsmith, you have my respect--you have the respect of every
-good man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your
-detractors who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would
-give them an opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will
-not do anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and
-show all those who are your friends that their friendship for you is
-well founded. I am assured that I can trust you, sir."
-
-Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX.
-
-When his visitor had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and
-gave way to the bitter reflections of the hour.
-
-He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words
-which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception--to his
-hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion
-might be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of
-vain dreams that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his
-straightforwardness there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that
-made any appeal from his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in
-the utterances of his phrases when forcing his contentions upon any
-audience; but Goldsmith knew that he only spoke strongly because he felt
-strongly.
-
-Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson
-had said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake
-the sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would
-content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married
-Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town
-house--a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting his
-father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord
-Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were
-to present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck?
-
-It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his
-hearing to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions.
-The tragedy of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their
-prospects in the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he
-felt, the most cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who
-make music of the passions of men--who have surrounded the passion
-of love with a glorifying halo--should be doomed to spend their lives
-looking on at the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of
-the music which the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy
-of life, and Goldsmith had often found himself face to face with it,
-feeling himself to be one of those with whom destiny is only on jesting
-terms.
-
-Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than
-Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew
-that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only
-of all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his
-cause, he would be regarded--and rightly, too--as both presumptuous and
-ridiculous.
-
-He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of
-letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking
-to themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to
-look forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a
-contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the
-poet for the loss of home--the grateful companionship of a wife--the
-babble of children--all that his fellow-men associated with the gladness
-and glory of life?
-
-He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was
-surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching
-such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation--he had
-sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness
-of having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of
-envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these
-sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval
-of his friends.
-
-And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He
-had sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his
-ills during the past few years had departed from him. He would never
-see Mary Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the
-burden of his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide
-by it.
-
-He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his
-resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the
-one consolation of his life.
-
-In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt
-down and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the
-manuscript into it between the bars when the light that it made fell
-upon one of the lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he
-had read the remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a
-sigh, he hastily thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little
-blaze had fallen again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could
-raise it by a breath or two, his servant entered the room. He started to
-his feet.
-
-"A letter for you, sir," said John Eyles. "It came by a messenger lad."
-
-"Fetch a candle, John," said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too
-dark for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on
-the seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's.
-
-By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines
-that the letter contained--
-
-_Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear
-only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if
-not, then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride._
-
-He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers.
-He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never
-to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought
-that he was about to stand face to face with her.
-
-He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the
-small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production
-of "She Stoops to Conquer." Only a few wax candles were lighted in the
-cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the
-walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast
-between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and
-her sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put
-her hand into his as he was shown in by the servant.
-
-"I knew you would come," she said. "I knew that I could trust you."
-
-"You may trust me, indeed," he said. He held her hand in his own,
-looking into her pale face and sunken eyes. "I knew the time would come
-when you would tell me all that there is to be told," he continued.
-"Whether I can help you or not, you will find yourself better for having
-told me."
-
-She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There
-was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up,
-and, after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the
-mantelpiece, leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into
-the smouldering fire in the grate.
-
-He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his
-heart.
-
-"What am I to tell you--what am I to tell you?" she cried at last,
-resuming her pacing of the floor.
-
-He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes.
-She went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking
-with vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the
-sconces. Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a
-great effort she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil
-when she spoke, seating herself.
-
-"You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of
-that man," she said. "You alone were observant. Did you also see him
-call me to his side in the green room at the playhouse?"
-
-"I saw you in the act of speaking to him there--he calls himself
-Jackson--Captain Jackson," said Goldsmith.
-
-"You saved me from him once!" she cried. "You saved me from becoming
-his--body and soul."
-
-"No," he said; "I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable
-me to do so."
-
-"I tell you if it had not been for you--for the book which you wrote, I
-should be to-day a miserable castaway."
-
-He looked puzzled.
-
-"I cannot quite understand," said he. "I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar
-of Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were
-complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which
-I had presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of
-reading it."
-
-"It was that which saved me," she cried. "Oh, what fools girls are! They
-are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest
-child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of
-men--some men--so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge
-of womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told
-all that we should guard against?"
-
-She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing.
-
-He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying--
-
-"I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet
-Jessamy Bride."
-
-She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears.
-
-"Then you will err," she said. "You will have to think ill of me. Thank
-God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me
-from all--to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When
-I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the
-village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had
-received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and
-feted in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love
-with him, and I--innocent fool that I was--considered myself the most
-favoured creature in the world because he made love to me. Any day we
-failed to meet I wrote him a letter--a foolish letter such as a
-school miss might write--full of protestations of undying affection.
-I sometimes wrote two of these letters in the day. More than a month
-passed in this foolishness, and then it came to my uncle's ears that we
-had meetings. He forbade my continuing to see a man of whom no one knew
-anything definite, but about whom he was having strict inquiries made. I
-wrote to the man to this effect, and I received a reply persuading me
-to have one more meeting with him. I was so infatuated that I met him
-secretly, and then in impassioned strains he implored me to make
-a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When he had been
-fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies had been
-active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, and he
-should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I consented
-to leave my uncle's house by his side."
-
-"But you cannot have done so."
-
-"You saved me," she cried. "I had been reading your book, and, by God's
-mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him
-I came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With
-the suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The
-scales fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to
-Damascus, only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited
-me. I knew that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a
-single hour--thanks to the genius that wrote that book--my love for that
-man, or what I fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet
-him. I returned to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote
-to me reproaching me for disappointing him; and the very next day my
-uncle's suspicions regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted
-in proof positive of the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself
-Captain Jackson, He had left the army in America with a stain on his
-character, and it was known that since his return to England at least
-two young women had been led into the trap which he laid for me."
-
-"Thank God you were saved, my child," said Goldsmith, as she paused,
-overcome with emotion. "But being saved, my dear, you have no further
-reason to fear that man."
-
-"That was my belief, too," said she. "But alas! it was a delusion. So
-soon as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in
-his true colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I
-had been foolish enough to write to him, to my friends--he was even
-scoundrel enough to point out that I had in my innocence written certain
-passages which were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of
-guilt--nay, his letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had
-been guilty, so that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood.
-What was left for me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to
-me those letters. I asked him how he could think it consistent with his
-honour to retain them and to hold such an infamous threat over my head.
-Alas! he soon gave me to understand that I had but placed myself more
-deeply in his power."
-
-"The scoundrel!"
-
-"Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had
-meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year."
-
-"And 'twas then you thanked me for the book."
-
-"I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing
-that I had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France
-together! But then--ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me--I
-cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell
-rings I am in trepidation."
-
-"Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this
-account?" cried Goldsmith.
-
-"Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?" she asked. "What did he
-say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me
-a fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my
-letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who
-had written them."
-
-"And his terms?" asked Goldsmith in a whisper.
-
-"His terms? I cannot tell you--I cannot tell you. The very thought that
-I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have
-such an insult offered to me makes me long for death."
-
-"By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!" cried Goldsmith, "for I
-shall kill him, even though the act be called murder."
-
-"No--no!" she said, laying a hand upon his arm. "No friend of mine must
-suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother for
-fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his
-plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters
-would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared
-that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from
-being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I
-determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope--the forlorn
-hope--that you might be able to help me. Tell me--tell me, my dear
-friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that of which
-poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'"
-
-"Guilt? Who talks of guilt?" said he. "Oh, my poor innocent child, I
-knew that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought
-of you except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted
-foolishly; you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your
-own pure heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any
-monster. Dear child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against
-this stroke of fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of
-escape for you."
-
-"Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to
-myself a score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what
-direction lies my hope of escape?"
-
-He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said--
-
-"'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to
-invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it
-is the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one
-can in a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real
-life, my dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts
-of fiction. But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by
-halves. He will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from
-you and then permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity
-as that which you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as
-Heaven directed my pen to write that book in order that you might be
-saved from the fate of my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you
-out of your present difficulty."
-
-"You give me hope," she said. "Yes--a little hope. But you must promise
-me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I know how
-brave you are--my brother told me what prompt action you took yesterday
-when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish to place
-yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause
-it to spring."
-
-"I feel now that I was foolish," said he humbly; "I ran the chance of
-forfeiting your friendship."
-
-"Oh, no, it was not so bad as that," she said. "But in this matter of
-mine I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save
-me, if I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man
-on the night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what
-my feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that
-if you had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his
-arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged."
-
-"You have spoken truly," said he. "You are wiser than I have ever been.
-But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing
-that shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be
-saved, whatever may happen."
-
-He took her hand and kissed it fondly. "You shall be saved," he
-repeated.
-
-"If not----" said she in a low tone, looking beyond him.
-
-"No--no," he whispered. "I have given you my promise. You must give me
-yours. You will do nothing impious."
-
-She gave a wan smile.
-
-"I am a girl," she said. "My courage is as water. I promise you I will
-trust you, with all my heart--all my heart."
-
-"I shall not fail you--Heaven shall not fail you," said he, going to the
-door.
-
-He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her
-white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the
-more pallid!
-
-He bowed at the door.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX.
-
-He went for supper to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none
-of his friends. He had no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as
-the latter turned Boswell into ridicule to make sport for the company.
-He knew that Garrick would be at the club in Gerrard street, to which he
-had been elected only a few days before the production of "She Stoops to
-Conquer," and it was not at all unlikely that on this account the club
-would be a good deal livelier than it usually was even when Richard
-Burke was wittiest.
-
-While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of
-the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce
-assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in
-attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss
-Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the
-town were talking.
-
-The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He
-smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which
-the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty
-of the press as that of which--according to the writer--the ingenious
-Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across the
-room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the
-worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared
-with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left.
-
-He knew perfectly well--had he not good reason to know?--that the man
-who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross
-nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most
-notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals;
-and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the
-fact that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more
-eagerly read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day.
-That was one of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of
-Junius: the appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted,
-and there was no lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all
-that the public demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius
-one of the conditions of their acceptance of such compositions--all they
-required was that the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy.
-
-No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that
-Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money
-that he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called
-himself Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there
-would be no difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people
-were always much more ready to believe evil than good regarding any
-one--especially a young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been
-breathed--the result of the publication of the letters would mean
-practically ruin to the girl who had been innocent enough to write them.
-
-Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled
-at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in
-regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum
-the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in
-such matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did,
-that because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was
-not sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the
-possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should
-find it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and
-he believed, with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was
-situated would be to forfeit their respect forever.
-
-She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and
-he felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her
-sake.
-
-He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often
-in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon--how often his
-friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly
-not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some
-occasions he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also
-remembered how, when he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned
-out that he had never been more clearly imposed upon.
-
-He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system.
-
-He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question
-(which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of
-shrewdness).
-
-How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required
-it, cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly
-wisdom? By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the
-world?
-
-He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he
-reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the
-waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings
-short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could
-not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly
-felt no vexation at being made so easy a victim of--he was accustomed to
-that position.
-
-When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between
-the bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred
-at the end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning,
-coals, all thoughts of guile--all his prospects of shrewdness were cast
-aside. He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all,
-he had no right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his
-property. They either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary
-Horneck, as--as what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he
-had promised Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of
-that which he had admitted to be foolishness.
-
-Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping,
-dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without
-reproach put those verses into the girl's hand--when, learning the
-truth, she would understand.
-
-And that time did come.
-
-In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to
-get possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his
-attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes
-for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully
-aware that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of
-a criminal prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the
-discovery of all that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide.
-
-It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it
-would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular
-affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to
-defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with.
-
-That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the
-woman to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was
-accustomed to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should
-have considerable difficulty in finding her.
-
-He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the
-question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he
-knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to
-do so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and
-he liked her.
-
-He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him--if he made
-it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her
-while.
-
-He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became
-impatient at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington
-until the evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced
-a visitor--one with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as
-Colonel Gwyn.
-
-Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He
-recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at
-the Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit
-to Brick Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted
-Colonel Gwyn as if he considered it to be one of the most natural
-occurrences in the world for him to appear at that particular moment.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith," said the visitor when he had seated himself, "you
-have no doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of
-calling upon you without first communicating with you."
-
-"Not at all, sir," said Goldsmith. "'Tis a great compliment you offer to
-me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir."
-
-"You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject
-have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men."
-
-"Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose
-generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment."
-
-And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had
-so successfully caricatured.
-
-"Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The
-fact is, sir, that I--I--i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you
-how it is I appear before you in this fashion."
-
-"You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You
-are a friend of my best friend--Sir Joshua Reynolds."
-
-"Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr.
-Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem
-of--of--well, of all the members of the Horneck family."
-
-It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way
-his visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what
-reply to make to him.
-
-"I perceive that you are surprised, sir." said Gwyn.
-
-"No, no--not at all--that is--no, not greatly surprised--only--well,
-sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like
-yourself, a soldier," stammered Goldsmith.
-
-"I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past
-week or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith," said Gwyn; "but upon no
-occasion have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me
-she was by no means well."
-
-"And they told you the truth, sir," said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely.
-
-"You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that
-they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must
-confess a headache was not specified."
-
-"Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination.
-But why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel
-Gwyn?"
-
-Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely.
-
-"I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking
-a liberty," he said somewhat awkwardly.
-
-"Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?" asked Goldsmith.
-
-"Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see--sir, you are, I know, a favoured friend
-of the lady's--I perceived long ago--nay, it is well known that she
-regards you with great affection as a--no, not as a father--no, as--as
-an elder brother, that is it--yes, as an elder brother; and therefore
-I thought that I would venture to intrude upon you to-day. Sir, to be
-quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but I hesitate--as I am sure
-you could understand that any man must--before declaring myself to her.
-Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you might not conceive it to
-be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to ask you if you knew of
-the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope you will be frank
-with me, sir."
-
-Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel
-Gwyn was a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat
-upright on his chair--a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some
-people, but that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat
-inclined to be pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that
-they were the manners of a gentleman.
-
-Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary
-Horneck away from him? he asked himself.
-
-He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last
-he gave a little start.
-
-"You should not have come to me, sir," he said slowly.
-
-"I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir," said Gwyn.
-
-"On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your
-confidence. But--ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a lady
-would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?"
-
-"I thought it possible that she--Miss Horneck--might have let you know.
-You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so she
-might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair.
-Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of--well, a sort of vested
-interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak."
-
-"Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate
-them for the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become
-accustomed. I have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the
-children of their happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if
-they were their own offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose,
-that poets become sympathetically interested in the world of lovers,
-which is quite apart from the world of letters."
-
-Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no
-difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the
-exact appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted
-as much.
-
-"I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning," he said. "But for that
-matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite
-plain to you."
-
-"Oh, yes," said Goldsmith, "I think I gathered from your words all that
-you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to
-subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the
-lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your
-chances of success."
-
-"How admirably you put the matter!" said Gwyn. "And I fancied you did
-not apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?"
-
-"I cannot tell," said Goldsmith. "Miss Horneck has never told me that
-she loved any man."
-
-"Then I have still a chance?"
-
-"Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments
-to their fathers--no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to
-consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to
-advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself
-if you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to
-become attached. Add to the effect of your personality--which I think is
-great, sir--the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you have
-won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether your
-suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies."
-
-"You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is
-some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss
-Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations
-that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex."
-
-"You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the
-man exist who would be worthy of her love?"
-
-"He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love
-some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It
-is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women.
-
-"It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest
-consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr.
-Goldsmith--not as men go--there is in my lifetime nothing that I have
-cause to be ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness,
-her purity, her tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own
-presumption in aspiring to win her. You think me presumptuous in this
-matter, I am convinced, sir."
-
-"I do--I do. I know Mary Horneck."
-
-"I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with
-me in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me
-to thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me
-away without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that
-I have your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my
-happiness."
-
-"Colonel Gwyn, my wishes--my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck may
-be happy."
-
-"And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it."
-
-Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to
-him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI.
-
-Never for a moment had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men
-who were understood to be admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made
-humourous verses on some of them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic
-illustrations, and Mary and her sister had had their laugh. He could not
-even now feel jealous of Colonel Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more
-eligible suitor than the majority whom he had met from time to time at
-the Hornecks' house. He knew that since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the
-girl had no thoughts to give to love and suitors. If Gwyn were to go
-to her immediately and offer himself as a suitor he would meet with a
-disappointment.
-
-Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who
-had just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be
-exultant at the thought that it was he--he--Oliver Goldsmith--who had
-been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret--with the duty of saving
-her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her.
-
-Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's
-enterprise had fallen.
-
-He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a
-position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the
-rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable
-instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the
-hand of the maiden?
-
-For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate
-all his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the
-struggle had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had
-become the most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor
-at the Royal Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most
-eminent men of the period. And then, although he was plain of face and
-awkward in manner--nearly as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as
-Johnson--he had been appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in
-England. He felt that he had reason to exult.
-
-But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with
-Colonel Gwyn--he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel
-Gwyn. What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in
-preference to Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a
-mirror in order to learn what chance he would have of being accepted
-as the lover of a lovely girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to
-himself?
-
-He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he
-had--a glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness.
-
-He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from
-complete despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted
-with the task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her
-destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it,
-too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before
-him: he had taken no step toward saving her.
-
-He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the
-evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent
-Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his
-play--in which she did not appear--was being acted on the stage.
-
-He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that
-his design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should
-pursue in regard to the actress--how far he would be safe in confiding
-in her--was frustrated.
-
-The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled
-with him--well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make
-a quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such
-a disaster. Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in
-Boswell's eyes he could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of
-a second person.
-
-"Psha! Sir," said Goldsmith, "you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you
-do of the Irish nation and their characteristics."
-
-"Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him," said
-Boswell. "But now all is over; he will never see me again."
-
-"Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in
-order to give you a chance of knowing him better?" said Goldsmith.
-
-"For the life of me I cannot see how that could be," cried Boswell after
-a contemplative pause.
-
-"Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a
-consciousness of his generosity."
-
-"What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me
-again?"
-
-"No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would
-feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain
-secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of
-talking together."
-
-"What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?"
-
-"Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his
-biographer."
-
-Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which
-the Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously.
-
-"Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr.
-Goldsmith?" he cried anxiously.
-
-"I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir," replied Goldsmith, with
-an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said
-that Shakespeare was pompous.
-
-"Now you are imitating him," said Boswell. "But I perceive that he has
-told you of our quarrel--our misunderstanding. It arose through you,
-sir."
-
-"Through me, sir?"
-
-"Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the
-Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no
-one of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has
-lately been mimicking the Dean--yes, down to his very words, at the
-Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made
-acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and
-upbraided me for half an hour."
-
-"To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?"
-
-"To no human being, sir."
-
-"Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one."
-
-"To no one, sir--that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly have
-had the story."
-
-"Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to
-expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well,
-perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail
-to make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend.
-Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly
-accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the
-Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity
-in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson."
-
-"Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my
-friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human
-being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of
-that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in
-order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?"
-
-"Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true
-biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick
-and choose the incidents with which he has to deal--that he may, if he
-please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his
-hero or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you
-frankly that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are
-mischievous. Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I
-insist on your writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the
-very words that passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and
-you will also furnish me with a list of the persons--if you have not
-sufficient paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream
-at the stationer's at the corner--to whom you gave an account of the
-humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship
-with me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do
-not seek to avoid so obvious a duty."
-
-Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam
-of a smile on his face.
-
-He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a
-word.
-
-"Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom," muttered Goldsmith.
-"If I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of
-hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight."
-
-(The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told
-him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained
-his forgiveness. "You were right, sir," the letter concluded. "Dr.
-Johnson has still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.")
-
-But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to
-the playhouse in order to consult with the lady who--through long
-practice--was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to give
-him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. It
-was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had
-not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon
-his confidence with Mrs. Abington.
-
-The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes
-which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act
-only of "She Stoops to Conquer" had been reached, and as she did not
-appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next
-piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers--one which had taken the town
-by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every lady
-of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was
-a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and
-loose about the neck and shoulders.
-
-"Ha, my little hero," cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made
-his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then
-to Mrs. Abington. "Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last?
-Oh, lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all
-a-dying of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There
-was a rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith."
-
-"The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't,
-madam," said Goldsmith.
-
-"Not if he could avoid it, I am certain," said she. "Faith, sir,
-you gave him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the
-playhouse, I give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about
-you, Dr. Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them
-all. For instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it
-was the first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making
-an attempt upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional
-channel."
-
-"If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that,
-Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head," said Goldsmith. "Though, for
-that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand
-before me in that dress--ay, or any other."
-
-"Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of
-compliment--I sink under it, sir--thus," and she made an exquisite
-courtesy. "Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' heads are
-as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?"
-
-"I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am
-extremely anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most
-accomplished should be moved," said Goldsmith.
-
-"You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a
-comedy as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than
-that of Miss Hardcastle."
-
-"I have the design of one in my head, madam."
-
-"Then, faith, sir,'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your
-head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a
-great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And
-you have begun the comedy, sir?"
-
-"I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the
-air. I want your assistance in that direction."
-
-"What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr.
-Goldsmith?"
-
-"Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic
-as Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you
-give me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?"
-
-"With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr.
-Goldsmith."
-
-"I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I
-have to tell you."
-
-"Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir."
-
-"How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?"
-
-"Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against
-him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his
-family--a critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your
-face suggested."
-
-"I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for
-help."
-
-"Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I
-think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When
-the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light--which I take to be
-the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman--he is too powerful
-for me, I frankly confess."
-
-"Mine is a male fiend."
-
-"Not the manager of a theatre--another form of the same hue?"
-
-"Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness."
-
-"Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman."
-
-"If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the
-greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to
-coffee house repeating it."
-
-"Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir."
-
-"How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was
-more than you could cope with?"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII.
-
-And now, sir, to face the particulars--to proceed from the fancy
-embroidery of wit to the solid fabric of fact--who or what is the
-aggressive demon that you want exorcised?"
-
-"His name is Jackson--he calls himself Captain Jackson," replied Oliver.
-He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary Horneck's
-story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of this
-point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made
-any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman
-had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him.
-
-"Jackson--Captain Jackson!" cried the actress. "Why, Dr. Goldsmith, this
-is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. Surely,
-sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for a
-battering-ram to overturn a house of cards--one does not requisition a
-park of artillery to demolish a sparrow."
-
-"Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of
-the power of a piece of ordnance," said Goldsmith. "The truth is, madam,
-that in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss."
-
-"If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for
-you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been
-doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me."
-
-"I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief,
-there is a lady in the question."
-
-"Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was
-waiting for the lady."
-
-"She is the most charming of her sex, madam."
-
-"I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may
-be taken for granted."
-
-"Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men."
-
-"I wonder in what part of the world she lived--certainly not in London."
-
-"Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared
-upon the scene----"
-
-"Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden,
-the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence,
-even though the serpent be slaughtered."
-
-"Pardon me, Mrs. Abington"--Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely--"pardon
-me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny
-has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction."
-
-In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story
-of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let
-it be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from
-taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America;
-and how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to
-him, but had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them
-the appearance of having been written by a guilty woman.
-
-"The lady is prostrated with grief," he said, concluding his story. "The
-very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is
-killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of
-knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat."
-
-"'Tis a sad story indeed," said Mrs. Abington. "The man is as bad as
-bad can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the
-Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of
-meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell
-the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had
-been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point
-possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know
-that all the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of
-Scotland 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of
-guineas, Dr. Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?"
-
-"That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to
-think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl," said
-Goldsmith.
-
-"Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not
-in the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,"
-cried the lady. "Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in
-a bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego
-the dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the
-coins."
-
-"You may be right," said he. "But whence are the guineas to come, pray?"
-
-"Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a
-couple of hundred pounds."
-
-"Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends!
-She would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she
-had written letters of affection to such a man."
-
-"She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith."
-
-"If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have
-allowed herself to be imposed on by a stranger?"
-
-"Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen
-who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on
-your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return
-to the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters?
-How do you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?"
-
-"Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in
-conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room.
-It occurred to me that perhaps--it might be possible--in short, Mrs.
-Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel could
-be entrapped."
-
-"You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary
-men--and of wary--is what nature and art have fitted me for--nature and
-practice?"
-
-"I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear
-madam. But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady
-with whom I am acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest
-intelligence. That is why you are our greatest actress. The highest
-intelligence is valueless on the stage unless it is associated with a
-heart that beats in sympathy with the sorrow and becomes exultant with
-the joy of others. That is why I regard myself as more than fortunate in
-having your promise to accept a part in my next comedy."
-
-Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the
-author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him
-out of his difficulty.
-
-"I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir," said
-the actress. "Yes, in spite of your being--being--ah--innocent--a poet,
-and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, Dr.
-Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to--to--well, shall
-we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?"
-
-"That is the position I long for, dear madam."
-
-"Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know
-you, Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or
-two--that will give both of us a chance of still further considering the
-possibility of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe
-it was the lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were
-doubtless for running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his
-throat without the delay of a moment."
-
-"Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington."
-
-"Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most
-about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say,
-'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?"
-
-"Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite
-perceive their bearing."
-
-"Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their
-little step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir,
-I perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress
-for my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used
-to term 'ructions.'"
-
-She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not
-before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very
-effective kiss.
-
-He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for
-he was not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had
-departed without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would
-have regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however,
-that clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt
-that it was a pleasure to do anything for such a man--especially as he
-was a writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she
-could so interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be
-the most notable success of the season.
-
-As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some
-progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not
-feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not
-been at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting
-with Mrs. Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs.
-Abington were associated.
-
-The next day he got a message that the success of his play was
-consolidated by a "command" performance at which the whole of his
-Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because
-it meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the
-sentimentalists who were still harping upon the "low" elements of
-certain scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good
-augury. He felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan
-by which he should be able to get possession of the letters.
-
-When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had
-not been unmindful of his interests.
-
-"The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall
-yesterday," said she, "but I tolerated him--nay, I encouraged him--not
-for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me,
-but for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking
-fool of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly
-makes a fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of
-herself."
-
-"Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world,
-Mrs. Abing ton," said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with
-laughter.
-
-"You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith," she
-said. "But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for
-I have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably
-the most effective."
-
-"You have found that by your experience of traps?" said Goldsmith. "The
-smile is the silken net?"
-
-"Even so," said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. "Ah,
-Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you."
-
-"Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me,
-but at me."
-
-"Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being
-smiled at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response
-to the encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my
-private address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when
-the fly begins to lure on the spider."
-
-"'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not--to the fly."
-
-"Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass.
-Sir, to be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private
-address, but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next
-Thursday night."
-
-"Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my
-behalf----"
-
-"Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that
-I am only interested in my sister-fly--would she be angry if she were to
-hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?"
-
-There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed
-upon Goldsmith's ear.
-
-"Madam," said he, "she is a Christian woman."
-
-"Ah, Dr. Goldsmith," said the actress, "a very small amount of Christian
-charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman.
-Let that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on
-Thursday night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round
-the corner, and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you
-to appear boldly, as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my
-hospitality. You must come into the room when we have begun, carrying
-with you a roll of manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene
-of your new comedy, upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you."
-
-"I shall not fail to recollect," said Goldsmith. "Why, 'tis like the
-argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more
-elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it."
-
-"Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir," said the lady. "I think I
-know the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama
-of mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which
-you will not be able to play to perfection."
-
-"You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument.
-When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I
-trust, ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the
-pleasure of your society for even an hour."
-
-"I will ask you to join us at the table, and then--well, then I have
-a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our
-friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known
-all his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters
-of his."
-
-Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could
-possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity--the fact
-being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving.
-Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a
-romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had
-formed the basis of more than one comedy--he had a notion that if these
-comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have
-been so clearly defined.
-
-She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it.
-
-"What, sir!" she cried. "Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity
-of my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt--not at
-scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play."
-
-"I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a
-play, dear lady," said he. "But then, you see, it would be in my power
-to make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the
-right moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that
-was necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes
-quite hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most
-ordinary precepts of art."
-
-"Psha! sir," said the actress. "Nothing in this world is certain. I am
-a poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my
-life. At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully
-arranged plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the
-slovenliness of the actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain
-dialogue, yet in the end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama
-out of the ruins of our schemes than we originally designed. So, in this
-case, sir, I am not without hope that even though our gentleman's lips
-remain sealed--nay, even though our gentleman remain sober--a great
-calamity--we may still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep
-your ears open and I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if
-between us we cannot get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel."
-
-"I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam," said Oliver; "and I
-can only repeat what you have said so well--namely, that even the most
-clumsy of our schemes--which this one of yours certainly is not--may
-become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by
-that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you
-on Thursday evening."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII.
-
-Goldsmith for the next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a
-consciousness of having wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon
-Mrs. Abington and discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing
-the purpose which he had at heart; for he could not but perceive how
-shallow was the scheme which she had devised for the undoing of Mary
-Horneck's enemy. He felt that it would, after all, have been better for
-him to place himself in the hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had
-promised to find out for him, and to do his best to run the scoundrel
-through the body, than to waste his time listening to the crude scheme
-concocted by Mrs. Abington, in close imitation of some third-class
-playwright.
-
-He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her
-scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to
-join her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent
-his exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan
-for obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without
-seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when
-he had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness
-which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident
-to effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had
-suggested the possibility of such an accident taking place--in fact, she
-seemed to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than
-upon the ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think
-that she was right in this respect. He had a considerable experience
-of life and its vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a
-jesting mood the most judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be
-overturned by an accident apparently no less trivial than the raising of
-a hand, the fluttering of a piece of lace, or the cry of a baby.
-
-He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and
-a vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain
-causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he
-met a young woman who changed--for a time--all his ideas of the sex. As
-he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that
-Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a
-factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an
-accident is only another form of despair.
-
-In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he
-met Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an
-Italian fencing master and send him to Brick Court.
-
-"What!" cried Baretti. "Have you another affair on your hands in
-addition to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You
-do not need to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller."
-
-"I do not look forward to fighting booksellers," said Goldsmith. "They
-have stepped between me and starvation more than once."
-
-"Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain
-to make money by his philanthropy?" asked Baretti in his usual cynical
-way.
-
-"I cannot say," replied Goldsmith. "I don't think that I can lay claim
-to the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any
-rate, I do not mean ever to beat another."
-
-"'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your
-mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best
-swordsman in Europe," said Baretti.
-
-"Do so, my friend," said Goldsmith; "and when I succeed in killing a
-critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as
-a memento."
-
-"I shall look for them--yes, in five years, for it will certainly take
-that time to make you expert with a sword," said the Italian. "And,
-meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a
-fighter as Kenrick."
-
-"In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you
-may take a fancy to have."
-
-"And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a
-martyr--a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other unclean
-beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine
-within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he
-should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel,
-as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not
-want a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear
-one of our friends would have no objection to a limb or two."
-
-"And who may that friend be?"
-
-"You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating
-with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?"
-
-"Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?"
-
-"What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the
-little Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur.
-Sir, Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than--than----"
-
-"A lioness robbed of her whelps?"
-
-"Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is
-the bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that
-you had boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer;
-and the best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit
-into the jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles--reminiscent of
-his native land--ever since."
-
-Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of
-Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of
-Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous
-evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all
-the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time,
-his first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite
-flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which
-every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy,
-said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit
-who had shouted: "Stick to the coo, mon!" On the whole, Garrick said, he
-thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in
-many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion--whatever it might
-be worth--that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was most
-successful in attempting.
-
-Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions
-accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in
-believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening.
-
-He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to
-inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper,
-and he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme
-which she had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of
-inducing the man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he
-was in the habit of keeping the letters.
-
-"These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,"
-said she; "and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may
-become dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously.
-If he suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say
-farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them."
-
-"What then is to be gained by our supping with him?" said Goldsmith.
-
-"Why, you are brought into contact with him," she replied. "You will
-then be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take
-him unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great?
-heavens, sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak--one
-cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening,
-and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this
-fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting
-the letters into your pocket."
-
-"I'll hope for better luck than that," said Oliver.
-
-"Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything," said she. "But good
-luck is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the
-cleverest people."
-
-"That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,"
-said Goldsmith. "But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs.
-Abington as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex."
-
-"Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me," said she.
-
-"Madam," said he, "I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take
-your advice and reserve my compliments to you for--well, no, not a
-month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done
-very well."
-
-As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly
-that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an
-alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of
-an adroit scoundrel. He had heard--nay, he had written--of the wiles of
-women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of testing a
-woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his estimate
-of their value.
-
-It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare
-tavern at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll
-of manuscript in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the
-waiter to inform the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was
-very fluent up to this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave
-when he found himself face to face with the man who had made the life of
-Mary Horneck miserable. He wondered if he would be able to restrain his
-impulse to fly at the scoundrel's throat.
-
-When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington
-that she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended
-the stairs to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved
-himself to play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not
-beyond his powers.
-
-Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her
-chair laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her
-_vis-à-vis_, for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting
-upon it and one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the
-points of his narrative.
-
-When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly,
-pleasantly, but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the
-story which Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with
-his fingers still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most
-inopportune entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other
-is in the act of telling a story to an appreciative audience--say, a
-beautiful actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be
-seen to the greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb
-and flow of that roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate
-wimplings, rising and falling between the porcelain of her throat and
-the curve of the ivory of her shoulders.
-
-The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition
-of Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs.
-Abington's tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned
-his head round as the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward
-the table, bowing profusely--rather too profusely for the part he was
-playing, the artistic perception of the actress told her.
-
-"Ha, my little author!" cried the man at the table with the swagger of a
-patron.
-
-"You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers--the best time
-for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served."
-
-"Ah, sir," said Goldsmith, "we poor devils are forced to wait upon the
-convenience of our betters."
-
-"Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their
-convenience in an ante-room--ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that the
-scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets write
-best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals."
-
-"For shame, Captain!" cried Mrs Abington. "Dr. Goldsmith is a man as
-well as a poet. He has broken heads before now."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV.
-
-Captain Jackson laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself
-back in his chair and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had
-advanced to the side of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of
-the bookseller's hack. He played the part very indifferently, the lady
-perceived.
-
-"Faith, my dear," laughed the Captain, "I would fain believe that he is
-a terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head
-broke by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I
-swear that I never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is
-accustomed to spread terror around."
-
-"Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked," said Mrs.
-Abington.
-
-"Nay, my dear madam," cried her _vis-à-vis_, "you must pardon me for
-saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great
-exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known
-kitchen principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a
-poet's pate, being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would
-overcome a sound head."
-
-"I meant nothing like that, Captain," said Mrs. Abington. Then she
-turned to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript.
-"Come, Dr. Goldsmith," she cried, "seat yourself by me, and partake of
-supper. I vow that I will not even glance at that act of your new play
-which I perceive you have brought to me, until we have supped."
-
-"Nay, madam," stuttered Goldsmith; "I have already had my humble meal;
-still----"
-
-He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a
-hoarse laugh, crying--
-
-"Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated
-by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow
-himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the
-romance which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a
-party. Has he never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable
-kill-joy?"
-
-"You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain," said the actress in
-smiling remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view
-of the poet's weakness. "You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of
-parts. He is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long;
-will you, Dr. Goldsmith?"
-
-She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast
-at him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own
-part he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was
-patronised till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in
-a sickly way as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's
-cloak was flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to
-seating himself.
-
-"Madam, I am your servant," he murmured; "Sir, I am your most obedient
-to command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such
-distinguished company."
-
-"And so you should, sir," cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled
-about, laying a fresh plate and glass, "so you should. Your grand
-patrons, my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you
-from slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely
-to feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity,
-General Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I
-had half a mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking
-me over! May I die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the
-General a lesson which he would have remembered to his dying hour--his
-dying hour--that is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn
-upon him."
-
-"Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends," said Mrs. Abington.
-"But I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being
-drawn on his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends."
-
-"If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I
-swear," cried the Captain bowing over the table.
-
-"Good," she said. "And so I call upon you to drink to his health--a
-bumper, sir, a bumper!"
-
-The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With
-an air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained
-it with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of
-Goldsmith.
-
-"Hang him!" he cried, when he had wiped his lips, "I bear Goldsmith no
-malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam,
-shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge
-after charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health
-of a little man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show
-does his bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous
-to my heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me."
-
-"Nay, Captain," said the lady, "I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain
-from challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many
-healths during the day, sir."
-
-"What mean you by that, madam?" he cried. "Do you suggest that I cannot
-carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you
-gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that
-you would have a chance of offering."
-
-"Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that," said the actress hastily. "I will
-prove to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr.
-Goldsmith's new comedy."
-
-"Now you are very much my dear," said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy
-decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. "Yes,
-your confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam,
-shall it be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American
-rebels--curse 'em!--turn as green as their own coats--shall it be
-said that Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel--Washington his
-name is--George Washington"--he had considerable difficulty over the
-name--"is accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men--not
-men, but lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his
-Majesty's forces into the Potomac'--shall it be said that--that--what
-the devil was I about to say--shall it be said?--never mind--here's to
-the health of Colonel Washington!"
-
-"Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies," said Mrs.
-Abington, rising. "'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place;
-and, sir, you still wear the King's uniform."
-
-"The devil take the King's uniform!" shouted the man. "The devils of
-rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell
-you, madam, that--nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is
-drank----" Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the room and
-seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung his
-cloak.
-
-"Hold, sir," cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter
-upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. "Hold, sir, I
-perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured
-by your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success
-to the cause that will triumph in America." Jackson, who was standing at
-the table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a
-half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make
-him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast.
-
-"It sounds all right," he muttered as if he were trying to convince
-himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. "It sounds all
-right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my
-little poet," he continued. "I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink,
-sir--drink to the success of the cause in America." Goldsmith got upon
-his feet and raised his glass--it contained only a light wine.
-
-"Success to it!" he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his
-third tumbler of brandy.
-
-"Hark ye, my little poet!" whispered the latter very huskily, lurching
-across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not
-returned to her place. "Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a
-general of generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned
-me out of the regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from
-Boston port, that he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was
-mistaken, sir, and that one of these days----Mum's the word, mind you!
-If you open your lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to
-pieces. I'll flay you alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis,
-let me tell you. What message did he send me when he heard that I was
-ready to blow Cornwallis's brains out and march my company across the
-Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to man--though a poet isn't quite a
-man--but that's my generosity. Said Washy--Washy--Wishy--Washy----
-Washington: 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the
-colonists, Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who
-would make the attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's
-the message I got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't
-everybody. Mark me, my friend--whatever your name is--I've got
-letters--letters----"
-
-"Yes, yes, you have letters--where?" cried Goldsmith, in the
-confidential whisper that the other had assumed.
-
-The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and
-then across his face there came the cunning look of the more than
-half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his
-chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing.
-
-"Letters--oh, yes--plenty of letters--but where?--where?--that's my own
-matter--a secret," he murmured in vague tones. "The government would
-give a guinea or two for my letters--one of them came from Mount Vernon
-itself, Mr.--whatever your name maybe--and if you went to Mr. Secretary
-and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'"--he pronounced the word "Secrary"--"'I
-know that Dick Jackson is a rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are
-the letters to prove it?' where would you be, my clever friend? No, sir,
-my brains are not like Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the
-lady?"
-
-He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as
-well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room.
-
-"I'm here," cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of
-which Jackson's coat was thrown. "I am here, sir; but I protest I shall
-not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air."
-
-"Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?" cried the man with a lurch
-forward and a wave of the hand. "Madam, I'm shocked--quite shocked! I
-wear the King's coat, though that cloak is my own--my own, and all that
-it contains--all that----"
-
-His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at
-his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face;
-he saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness
-that only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the
-cloak lay. He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining
-until he came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the
-pocket a leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively
-into the bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was
-another packet.
-
-Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over
-her chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that
-Sir Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as "Miss Prue."
-She gave a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed
-coarsely, saying huskily--
-
-"A handkerchief--I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket of
-my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure--that's my motto. And now, my
-charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for I'll
-challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill up
-your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.--Mr. Killjoy, we'll call
-you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend only
-knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that the
-truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast--whatever it may
-be--or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!"
-
-Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy
-remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the
-man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass
-before Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand
-on the table, into a standing attitude, murmuring--
-
-"Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs.
-Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my
-table, and to drink to your health, dear madam."
-
-He swallowed the contents of the tumbler--his fourth since he had
-entered the room--and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into his
-chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass.
-
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-
-"That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir," she cried,
-standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her
-hand. "You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and
-Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of
-my room, sir!"
-
-She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought
-it down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face
-watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken
-stupour, his jaw fallen.
-
-Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room.
-
-"Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman," said the actress,
-pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated.
-
-"A coach? Certainly, madam," said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
-
-"Dr. Goldsmith," resumed Mrs. Abington, "may I beg of you to have the
-goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
-hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have
-a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is
-Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir."
-
-* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
-watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from
-uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to
-Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set
-herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet
-which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket
-of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great
-difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the
-coach.
-
-"They're full of their whimsies, these wenches," were the first words
-spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in
-his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. "What did I
-say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel
-hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour.
-What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley?
-Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged
-his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac
-flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few
-stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been
-their darling always." Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but
-husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and
-he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the
-high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter
-re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at
-the door of the tavern.
-
-At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
-it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
-the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord
-and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson.
-He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed
-him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord
-and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such
-persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith
-reached the street.
-
-"Hold on, sir," he cried, "I am accompanying that gentleman to his
-lodging."
-
-"Nay, Doctor," whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, "the
-fellow is a brawler--he will involve you in a quarrel before you reach
-the Strand."
-
-"Nevertheless, I will go, my friend," said Oliver. "The lady has laid it
-upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards."
-
-He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV.
-
-The instant he had seated himself he found to his amazement that the
-man beside him was fast asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the
-cushions one might have fancied that he had been sleeping for hours
-rather than minutes, so composed was he. Even the jolting of the
-starting coach made no impression upon him.
-
-Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had
-arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession
-he must act at once.
-
-He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in
-detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All
-he had to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the
-pocket, and then leave the coach while it was still in motion.
-
-The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted
-his position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his
-breast to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened
-himself in some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite
-unaware of the fact that some one was seated beside him.
-
-"Dear madam, you do me great honour," he said, and then gave a little
-hiccupping laugh. "Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me
-all the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give
-you the plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold
-the documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to
-put pen to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to
-a fool. Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them--no price whatever
-except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they
-shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned,
-my lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her
-own letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer,
-in case of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents,
-for I know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the
-pocket of my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em--in case of
-accidents, Ned--to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend!
-and here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars
-for them."
-
-Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken
-man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive.
-
-Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he
-referred to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel
-had not only tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been
-endeavouring to sell the secrets of the King's forces to the American
-rebels. Goldsmith had, however, no doubt that the letters which he was
-desirous of getting into his hands were those which the man had within
-his waistcoat. His belief in this direction did not, however, assist him
-to devise a plan for transferring the letters from the place where they
-reposed to his own pocket.
-
-The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious
-Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of
-the brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his
-fingers remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would
-be quite impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith
-could not claim to be, to open the garment.
-
-He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the
-packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet
-that it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont
-Blanc, was maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any
-more attempts to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake,
-and Goldsmith knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough
-to cope with three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique.
-
-Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit
-so broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the
-entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp.
-Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest
-did not end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide
-awake, and he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he
-spoke that he showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very
-far from sober.
-
-"Good Lord!" he cried, "how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you
-be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me--grossly
-insulted me--turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, you
-rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you to
-look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for you.
-Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?"
-
-Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might
-not be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward
-attempt to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration
-of the question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open
-the door. He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the
-coach on to the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on
-its leathern straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the
-turnstile. At the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance
-to the court, almost coming in collision with Jackson.
-
-"You cursed, clumsy lout!" shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round
-as the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the
-other.
-
-"You low ruffian!" he said. "You cheated me last night, and left me
-to sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been
-waiting for you. Take that, you scoundrel--and that--and that----"
-
-He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the
-forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he
-fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the
-street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm.
-
-Goldsmith shouted out, "Follow him--follow the murderer!" pointing
-wildly in the direction taken by the stranger.
-
-In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a
-pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his
-hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the
-body in order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more
-adroitness than was necessary--for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp
-all the street was in darkness--slipped the wallet into his other hand
-and then under his coat.
-
-A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which
-had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had
-been run through with a sword.
-
-"It was a knock-down blow," said Goldsmith, still leaning over the
-prostrate man; "and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great
-harm has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a
-beer barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his
-recovery. Ah, he is recovering already."
-
-He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back,
-almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a
-sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he
-meant by choking him.
-
-A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith
-picked up his hat and straightened his sword, saying--
-
-"Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his
-physician in that way has small need of his services. I thought the
-fellow might be seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point
-recently; and so good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he
-relapse. By a casual savour of him I should say that he is not used to
-water."
-
-He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple,
-and as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on
-completely recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned
-him, would miss his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was
-greatly relieved when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the
-head porter, and he paid the driver with a liberality that called down
-upon him a torrent of thanks.
-
-As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from
-cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no
-doubt that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands
-of his dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him--had
-alone trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task.
-
-He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his
-room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the
-wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes,
-and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a
-chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had
-taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of
-Mrs. Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that
-they were the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress!
-
-He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He
-was utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the
-occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought.
-He could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers,
-covered with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own
-desk before starting for the tavern.
-
-What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into
-the wallet?
-
-Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an
-hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer.
-
-He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come
-over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over
-which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table,
-Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining
-until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which
-he transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had
-had no time--at least, so Goldsmith thought--to put the sham act of the
-play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so
-unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been
-in the wallet?
-
-Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the
-greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the
-craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition
-of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected
-Mrs. Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the
-expense of the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on,
-and had fooled them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying
-that they were entrapping him.
-
-Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual,
-he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he
-was showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his
-shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that
-he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's
-happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had
-doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made
-by Mrs. Abington to entrap him.
-
-How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the
-length of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy
-that when they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on
-any subject. But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin
-to act, she had failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to
-place himself in her hands, hoping she would be able to help him.
-
-He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed
-would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the
-consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying
-to get the better.
-
-What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary,
-and tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him.
-She should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would
-have been ready to help her and capable of helping her--some man with a
-knowledge of men--some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver of
-fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. Nothing
-was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn achieve
-success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures.
-
-He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a
-house of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his
-life, whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze
-that had swept down upon it.
-
-He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical
-cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse
-than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had
-already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least,
-prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great
-a mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never
-have made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he
-said that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious
-generosity of the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity
-that had led him to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was
-utterly unsuited; and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him
-in the reflection that his awakening had come before it was too late. He
-had not been led away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She
-had been saved the unhappiness which that confession would bring to
-a nature so full of feeling as hers. And he had been saved the
-mortification of the thought that he had caused her pain.
-
-The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees
-of the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had
-passed before he fell asleep.
-
-He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he
-found that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the
-letters which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with
-but a languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the
-bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith
-had promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged
-the loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently,
-from its shape and bulk, a manuscript--one of the many which were
-submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned
-it over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact
-convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or
-perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get
-accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick.
-
-He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when
-at the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The
-instant he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that
-the parcel contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's
-handwriting to a certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire
-village where she had been staying the previous summer.
-
-On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from
-Mrs. Abing ton--the spelling as well as the writing was hers--
-
-"'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few
-feathers pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in
-the capp of dear Dr. Goldsmith."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI.
-
-He was so greatly amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the
-scattered letters on the table in front of him. He was even more amazed
-at finding them there than he had been the night before at not finding
-them in the wallet which he had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He
-thought he had arrived at a satisfactory explanation as to how he had
-come to find within the wallet the sheets of manuscript which he had had
-in his hand on entering the supper room; but how was he to account for
-the appearance of the letters in this parcel which he had received from
-Mrs. Abington?
-
-So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth--to
-appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his
-table. But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and
-happiness to Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy.
-She was saved. He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and
-who had the means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had
-caused him to go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing
-the task with which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been
-mistaken in applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish
-scheme of a pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken
-when she had singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most
-women would have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a
-knight-errant.
-
-His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his
-despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature
-knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early
-morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him;
-but now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him--his
-imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future
-happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to
-Mary and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of
-Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel
-Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished?
-
-He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of
-his formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest,
-but it was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion
-so delicate an enterprise as that which he--Goldsmith--had accomplished.
-Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. Abington to help
-him, and that was just where he would have made a huge mistake. Any man
-who thought to get the better of the devil without the aid of a woman
-was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of this as he
-stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been when he
-had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The previous
-half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and
-Providence and the world.
-
-When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate
-some breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had
-obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's
-thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in
-the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to
-be shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest--she must have
-felt the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it,
-substituting for them the sham act of the play which excused his
-entrance to the supper-room.
-
-The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that
-the wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He
-recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair
-with the cloak--much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the
-treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to
-turn him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had
-been to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her
-glass of wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as
-Mrs. Baddeley!
-
-He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that
-particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had
-acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting
-the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly
-perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place
-the letters beyond the man's hands.
-
-Once again he laughed, saying out loud--
-
-"Ah, I was right--a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy of a
-devil!"
-
-Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was
-at hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the
-letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself
-in connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of
-consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face
-would lighten--how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks
-would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt
-that she was safe.
-
-That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel
-bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on
-her face--if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her
-laughter. And then--then she would be happy for evermore, and he would
-be happy through witnessing her happiness.
-
-He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for
-the letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his
-servant announced two visitors.
-
-Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered.
-The former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a
-compatriot of his own, named Nicolo.
-
-"I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in
-my hands," said Baretti. "My friend Nicolo is a master of the art
-of fencing as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the
-impression, singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than
-once during your wanderings in Tuscany."
-
-"And now I am sure of it," said Nicolo in French. He explained that he
-spoke French rather better than English. "Yes, I was a student at
-Pisa when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in
-recognising him."
-
-"And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,"
-said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; "I cannot, however, recall the
-circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my
-memory, sir?"
-
-"There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone," said Signor
-Nicolo.
-
-"I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,"
-said Goldsmith quickly. "You were one of the orators--quite reckless, if
-you will permit me to say so much."
-
-The man smiled somewhat grimly.
-
-"If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,"
-said Baretti. "Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable
-climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian
-government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back
-again."
-
-"It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor
-Nicolo," said Goldsmith. "Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of
-a beard and mustacio when I saw you some years ago."
-
-"Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is
-now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir," said the man
-with another grim smile.
-
-"You are not quite right, my friend," laughed Goldsmith; "for if my
-memory serves me--and it does so usually on the matter of dress--I had
-no coat whatsoever to my back--that was of no importance in Pisa, where
-the air was full of patriotism."
-
-"The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country," said
-Baretti. "There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We
-are examples--Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a
-brewer's daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy
-Englishman--and there are a good number of them, too--into an expert
-swordsman in twelve lessons--yes, if the pupil will but practise
-sufficiently afterwards."
-
-"We need not talk of business just now," said Goldsmith. "I insist on
-my old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to
-'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such
-excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo."
-
-He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple
-of bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to
-him--very recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not
-have remained.
-
-The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was
-heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the
-room.
-
-"I have found you, you rascal!" he shouted, swaggering across the room
-to where Goldsmith was seated. "Now, my good fellow, I give you just
-one minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my
-pocket last night."
-
-"And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken
-blackguard," said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo,
-who was in the act of rising. "Come, sir," he continued, "I submitted
-to your insults last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I
-promise you that I give you no such license in my own house. Take your
-carcase away, sir; my friends have fastidious nostrils."
-
-Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his
-gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too
-cowardly to attack.
-
-"You cur!" he said through his set teeth. "I don't know what prevents me
-from running you through the body."
-
-"Do you not? I do," said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of
-wine off the table, and was toying with it in his hands.
-
-"Come, sir," said the bully after a pause; "I don't wish to go to Sir
-John Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property,
-but, by the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will
-not spare you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an
-hour has passed."
-
-"Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American
-spy, is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith
-has at hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest
-scoundrels," said Goldsmith.
-
-Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a
-second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons.
-The bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly.
-
-"My little poet," he said in a mocking voice, "you fancy that because
-you have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you
-for your information that I have something in my possession that I can
-use as I meant to use the letters."
-
-"And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall
-kill you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!" cried Goldsmith,
-leaping up.
-
-There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through
-the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him
-behind a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson.
-
-"Pardon me, sir," said he, bowing to Jackson, "but we cannot permit you
-to stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend
-and I regard as a grave affront to us."
-
-"Then let one of you draw!" shouted the man. "I see that you are
-Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw,
-sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell."
-
-"Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive," said Baretti.
-"I do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a
-weaker man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a
-ruffian as you undoubtedly are."
-
-He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter
-had whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti,
-putting quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when
-Baretti had turned partly round.
-
-"Briccone! assassin!" hissed Baretti. "You saw that he meant to kill me,
-Nicolo," he said addressing his friend in their own tongue.
-
-"He shall pay for it," whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his
-foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out
-of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room.
-
-"Don't kill him, friend Nicolo," he cried. "We used to enjoy a sausage
-or two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase
-without absolutely killing the beast."
-
-The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word.
-
-Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with
-laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian--it was not
-melodious--acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, trying to
-beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single inch.
-He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His expression
-resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has airily
-offered to play with him opens the game.
-
-After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to
-attack, Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword.
-
-"Take a chair, sir," said Baretti, grinning. "You will have need of one
-before my friend has finished with you."
-
-Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening
-before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt
-him now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the
-man breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the
-Italian.
-
-Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was
-no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but
-his antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard
-breathing was a contrast to the only other sound in the room--the
-grating of steel against steel.
-
-Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed
-gradually to vanish. He became more than serious--surely his expression
-was one of apprehension.
-
-Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as
-one of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's
-shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in
-doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge
-of the other man.
-
-It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as
-he pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in
-touching Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once,
-and now it was plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was
-breathing hard, and the look of apprehension on his face had increased
-until it had actually become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to
-perceive this, and malignant triumph was in every feature of his face.
-Any one could see that he felt confident of tiring out the visibly
-fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with staring eyes, once again clutched
-Baretti.
-
-Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig
-and forehead in smiles.
-
-"I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,"
-said he.
-
-In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third
-paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's
-head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying
-behind it like the little pennon on a lance.
-
-"Heavens!" whispered Goldsmith.
-
-"Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist," said Baretti. "For
-God's sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that
-last was like a bullet."
-
-Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat
-from which it was torn.
-
-And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his
-face.
-
-"That is his fun," said Baretti. "Oh, body of Bacchus! A great
-humourist!"
-
-The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught
-in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it.
-
-The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but
-his antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed
-him round the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing
-heavily, but apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his
-sword into his left hand, and was now fencing from that side.
-
-Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin.
-They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a
-meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle.
-Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate
-dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that
-Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a
-result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual.
-
-And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the
-man's pocket fell on the floor.
-
-With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor.
-The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining
-by a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo
-had spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single
-flash. Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they
-were the batch of letters which he had received in the course of his
-traffic with the American rebels.
-
-"Come, Sandrino," said Baretti, affecting to yawn. "Finish the rascal
-off, and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us.
-Come, sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has
-kept us from our wine too long already."
-
-With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right
-sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash
-over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of
-the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with
-an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor,
-thoroughly exhausted.
-
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-
-Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung
-the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the
-guard.
-
-"John," shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had
-witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too
-exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) "John, give that
-man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked
-out of my house." When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to
-the half-naked panting man. "You are possibly the most contemptible
-bully and coward alive," said he. "You did not hesitate to try and
-accomplish the ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here
-with intent to murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your
-clutches. If I let you go now, it is because I know that in these
-letters, which I mean to keep, I have such evidence against you as will
-hang you whenever I see fit to use it, and I promise you to use it if
-you are in this country at the end of two days. Now, leave this house,
-and thank my servant for giving you his coat, and this gentleman"--he
-pointed to Nicolo--"for such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you
-never before received."
-
-The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which
-John Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot.
-
-"You contemptible cur!" he said, "I have not yet done with you. You have
-now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of
-them passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in
-pretty high places, let me tell you."
-
-"I do not doubt it," said Baretti. "The gallows is a high enough place
-for you and your friends."
-
-The ruffian turned upon him in a fury.
-
-"Look to yourself, you foreign hound!" he said, his face becoming livid,
-and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare
-as before. "Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to
-be made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!"
-
-"Turn that rascal into the street, John," cried Goldsmith, and John
-bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he
-flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his
-powers--not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, but
-one which he was certain was more English in its style.
-
-"No one shall lay a hand on me," said Jackson. "Do you fancy that I am
-anxious to remain in such a company?"
-
-"Come, sir; you are in my charge, now," said John, hustling him to the
-door. "Come--out with you--sharp!"
-
-In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly
-and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put
-on the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him
-walk in the direction of the Temple lodge.
-
-Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the
-prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them
-on his wall.
-
-"You came at an opportune moment, my friend," said he. "You have not
-only saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never
-have known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of
-your art."
-
-"The best swordsman is the best patriot," said Baretti.
-
-"That is why so many of your countrymen live in England," said
-Goldsmith.
-
-"Alas! yes," said Nicolo. "Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots,
-or you would not be able to live in England."
-
-"I am not an Englishman," said Goldsmith. "I am an Irish patriot, and
-therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it
-is not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than
-to starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my
-dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti?
-Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor
-an hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects
-of the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it
-will take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the
-fragments of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr.
-Johnson's friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh."
-
-"Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,"
-said Baretti. "Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no
-engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either."
-
-"He has taken part in one engagement, at least," said Goldsmith,
-
-"And I am now at your service," said the fencing-master.
-
-They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his
-pocket--the second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his
-desk--and, parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and
-Anchor in an hour.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVII.
-
-It was with a feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before
-known, that Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All
-the exhilaration that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary
-exhibition of adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with
-him. The exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more
-than a suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance,
-Nicolo's pretence of being overmatched early in the contest--breathing
-hard and assuming a terrified expression--yielding his ground and
-allowing his opponent almost to run him through--could only be regarded
-as theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though
-amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did
-not prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon
-Goldsmith, more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt
-which he owed to Jackson.
-
-And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life
-in having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world
-the terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that
-every step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the
-realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's
-cheeks change to red once more.
-
-It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to
-Barton with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him
-this with a grave face as she brought him into a parlour.
-
-"I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr.
-Goldsmith," said the lady. "I believe that she was more than a little
-disappointed that you could not find time to come to her."
-
-"Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?" he asked. This
-fresh proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was
-very dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise
-on the chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in
-his ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of
-his success.
-
-"She seemed very anxious to see you," said Mrs. Horneck. "I fear, dear
-Dr. Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her
-sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any
-secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to
-Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly,
-girlish fancy--my brother wrote to me that there had been in his
-neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home
-with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely
-she has got over that foolishness!"
-
-"Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that
-foolishness," said Goldsmith. "You may take my word for it that when she
-sees me the roses will return to her cheeks."
-
-"I do hope so," said Mrs. Horneck. "Yes, you could always contrive to
-make her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared
-that that disgraceful letter in the _Packet_ had affected you. That was
-why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that
-nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship."
-
-"That was very kind of you, my dear madam," said he; "but I have seen
-Mary since that thing appeared."
-
-"To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?"
-
-"Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance
-that when I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to
-recovery. You have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor
-of medicine, and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in
-this direction may amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself
-have. Still, I think you will say something in my favour when you see
-Mary's condition begin to improve from the moment we have a little chat
-together."
-
-"That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr.
-Goldsmith. Your chat with her will do more for her than all the
-medicine the most skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very
-inopportune time for her to fall sick."
-
-"I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?"
-
-"Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not
-steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly
-attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you."
-
-"The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think."
-
-He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause.
-
-"Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman
-was drawn toward her?" said the lady smiling.
-
-"I have every reason to believe in his sincerity," said Goldsmith. "And
-you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she
-would have listened to his proposals, madam?"
-
-"Why should she not have done so, sir?" said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-"Why not, indeed?"
-
-"Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her," said she. "He is,
-to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing."
-
-"You think so--you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing in
-such a case?" said Oliver, rather eagerly.
-
-"How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?" cried Mrs.
-Horneck. "Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I
-am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between
-my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years.
-After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty--thirty-seven,
-I believe--but he does not look more than thirty-five."
-
-"No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which
-you give emphasis, madam," said Goldsmith. "And you think that Mary will
-see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?"
-
-"I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself
-so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks," said the lady.
-"That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring
-back the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly
-attracted to her."
-
-"I understand--I understand."
-
-He spoke slowly, gravely.
-
-"I knew you would help us," said Mrs. Horneck, "and so I hope that you
-will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your
-Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have
-passed."
-
-Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for
-him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks--not for him, but
-for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days,
-the hours of thought--all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from
-facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting
-his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her
-sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being
-for evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a
-possession as her love.
-
-That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and
-yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said--
-
-"Even so; I am satisfied--I am satisfied."
-
-It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and
-Goldsmith persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he
-succeeded in doing so, for he had felt it was quite possible that
-Baretti might inquire of him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to
-Brick Court, and he could not well explain to the Italian the nature of
-the enterprise which he had so successfully carried out by the aid
-of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing to take Mrs. Abington into
-his confidence, and quite another to confide in Baretti. He was
-discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, while the
-secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it would be by
-no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some people might
-laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that which was
-generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and Baretti
-a man.
-
-He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn
-all about Jackson--that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have
-become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance,
-for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes.
-He was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to
-prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day.
-
-Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts
-regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which
-the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the
-conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials,
-declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a
-man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared
-out--
-
-"Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here--and indeed, sir, I am
-glad that he is not--he would say that your definition was so good as to
-make him certain you had stolen it from me."
-
-"Nay, sir,'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you," said
-Goldsmith.
-
-"Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I did not say that it was good enough to have
-been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very
-foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person,
-Dr. Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly,
-that you would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of
-stealing from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which
-when it comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir,
-are you satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?"
-
-"Sir, I am more than satisfied," said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the
-cunning master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face.
-This was a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience.
-
-After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre,
-to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington
-for managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped
-to do.
-
-He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her
-costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the
-less subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee,
-holding her hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to
-speak, and she knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she
-was quite accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew,
-were of equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's.
-
-"Well, my poet," she said at last, "have you need of my services to
-banish any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?"
-
-"I was right," he managed to say after another pause, "yes, I knew I was
-not mistaken in you, my dear lady."
-
-"Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest
-demon that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel," said
-she. "Well, sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment--a more doubtful
-compliment than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her
-champion. But you have not told me of your adventurous journey with our
-friend in the hackney coach."
-
-"Nay," he cried, "it is you who have not yet told me by what means
-you became possessed of the letters which I wanted--by what magic you
-substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me
-into the supper room."
-
-"Psha, sir!" said she, "'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered
-from a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair,
-that he had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He
-gave me a hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is
-not to be trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every
-document on which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty
-naturally received a great shock when he offered to drink to the
-American rebels, and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or
-so sufficed me to discover the wallet with the letters; but then I
-was at my wits' end to find something to occupy their place in the
-receptacle. Happily my eye caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay
-in your hat on the floor beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick
-was played. I had a sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep
-me hoping all the night that you would be able to get possession of the
-wallet, believing it contained the letters for which you were in search.
-Lord, sir! I tried to picture your face when you drew out your own
-papers." The actress lay back on her couch and roared with laughter,
-Goldsmith joining in quite pleasantly.
-
-"Ah!" he said; "I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression
-which my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most
-humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but
-he paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he
-termed his property."
-
-"Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?"
-
-At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs.
-Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments.
-
-"By my faith, sir!" she cried; "I would give ten guineas to have been
-there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith," she added a moment afterwards,
-"you will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the
-town."
-
-"Nay, my dear," said he. "It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left
-my room--not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents
-as would hang him."
-
-"Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon
-your life?" cried the actress. "He may try to kill Baretti on a point
-of sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a
-matter of business."
-
-"Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is
-something in what you say," said Goldsmith. "So I will e'en take a
-hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to
-the very door of my chambers."
-
-"Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have
-yet to write for me in a comedy."
-
-"I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my
-dear friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude."
-
-"Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?" cried the actress, looking
-at him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua
-Reynolds could not quite translate to show the next century what manner
-of woman was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young
-wife of the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country
-girl's smile of Mrs. Abington.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVIII.
-
-Goldsmith kept his word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was
-alert all the time he was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be
-waiting to make an attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any
-adventure, however, and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel
-of letters and set himself to peruse their contents.
-
-He had no need to read them all--the first that came to his hand was
-sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was
-perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the
-rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown
-themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which
-he had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of
-Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead
-of merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to
-England as a suspected traitor.
-
-As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was
-indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had
-obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would
-certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the
-country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon
-him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and
-Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former
-course.
-
-Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he
-ask himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have
-been so blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his
-honesty.
-
-He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour
-which attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies
-of his country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself
-to be, he would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly
-weaknesses were dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the
-tenderness of her heart only made him feel that she was all the more a
-woman, and therefore all the more to be loved.
-
-It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the
-Hornecks.
-
-He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine.
-There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he
-would attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock
-dinner. It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably
-be at the meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with
-the dangerous character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due
-precautions against any attack that the desperate man might be
-induced to make upon him. No doubt Baretti would make a good point
-in conversation with his friends of the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's
-counselling caution to any one; but the latter was determined to give
-the Italian his advice on this matter, whatever the consequences might
-be.
-
-It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention
-in full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not
-return from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the
-Academy Baretti failed to put in an appearance.
-
-He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to
-communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not
-having a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect.
-
-"You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper," said
-Reynolds. "I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if
-only to apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has
-promised to come, and I have secured Johnson as well."
-
-Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in
-front, he followed with Reynolds some distance behind--not so far,
-however, as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was
-engaged in a discourse with his sweet companion--he was particularly
-fond of such companionship--on the dignity inseparable from a classic
-style in painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the
-habiliments of their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a
-painter who required any considerable amount of remonstrance from
-her preceptors to keep her feet from straying in regard to classical
-traditions. The artist who gave the purest Greek features and the Roman
-toga alike to the Prodigal Son and King Edward III could not be said to
-be capable of greatly erring from Dr. Johnson's precepts.
-
-All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of
-eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious
-adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild
-suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so
-faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might
-eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art.
-
-"What, sir!" cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at
-anchor, and pursing out his lips, "would you contend that a member
-of Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day
-clothes--that the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?"
-
-"Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman," replied
-Goldsmith.
-
-Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered
-to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary
-than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his
-phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave.
-
-"Sir," he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, "there is a very
-flagrant example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even
-depicted in his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted
-position, is not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what
-would he be if shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after
-what you call the natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the
-advisability of the epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in
-English."
-
-"And why not, sir?" said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added,
-"For my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in
-Westminster Abbey written in English."
-
-Every one laughed, including--when the bull had been explained to
-her--Angelica Kauffman.
-
-After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its
-door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord
-went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds,
-lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been
-detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass
-Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the
-reason of his absence from the meeting.
-
-When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that
-as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to
-wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped
-him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the
-hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence.
-The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door.
-
-"If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent," said
-Goldsmith.
-
-In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed
-the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out
-so as to reach the ear of Reynolds.
-
-"A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two
-men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has
-been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding
-in the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no
-time coming to you."
-
-"Merciful heaven!" cried Goldsmith. "I was waiting for Baretti in order
-to warn him."
-
-"You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack
-as was made upon him," said Steevens. "It seems that the fellow whom
-Baretti was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable
-gang well known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated
-what his name was."
-
-"And what was his name?" asked Reynolds.
-
-"Richard Jackson," replied Steevens. "Of course we never heard the name
-before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined."
-
-"The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal," said Goldsmith.
-
-"Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged,
-should a jury find him guilty," said Steevens. "We must make an effort
-to avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to
-speak to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They
-carried my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to
-go without delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr.
-Garrick. He hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John
-Fielding at Bow street in the morning."
-
-"That we shall," said Sir Joshua. "He shall have the best legal advice
-available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him
-that he may depend on our help, such as it is."
-
-The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still
-waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in
-custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but
-they offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have,
-and also to carry back to them his reply.
-
-Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an
-account of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could
-not induce the constables to allow him to go into his presence. They,
-however, bore in his message to the effect that he might depend on the
-help of all his friends in his emergency.
-
-Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected,
-and they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd--afar from
-reputable crowd--so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed,
-and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined
-the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in
-the surgeon's hands.
-
-Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the
-meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through
-the Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two
-men rushed out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with
-heavy sticks. One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his
-sword, but he succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself
-with the small fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him,
-as was the custom in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article
-of diet, he had undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great
-mischance he must have severed an artery.
-
-The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his
-friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held
-a commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being
-tried by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to
-England by Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months,
-and had recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house
-in Whetstone Park.
-
-"So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence,
-it seems to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue," said
-Goldsmith.
-
-"If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the
-gentleman," said the Bow street runner. "But I fancy the judge will tell
-them that it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of
-its rogues."
-
-Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the
-view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid
-of the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having
-parted from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy.
-He could not help feeling that Baretti was the victim of
-his--Goldsmith's--want of consideration. What right had he, he asked
-himself, to drag Baretti into a matter in which the Italian had no
-concern? He felt that a man of the world would certainly have acted
-with more discretion, and if anything happened to Baretti he would never
-forgive himself.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIX.
-
-After a very restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that
-Johnson had already gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house
-Goldsmith learned that Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's;
-so it was plain that Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting
-about helping him. They all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and
-Goldsmith found that Burke had already instructed a lawyer on behalf of
-Baretti. His tender heart was greatly moved at the sight of Baretti
-when the latter was brought into court, and placed in the dock, with a
-constable on each side. But the prisoner himself appeared to be quite
-collected, and seemed proud of the group of notable persons who had come
-to show their friendship for him. He smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith,
-and, when the witnesses were being examined, polished the glasses of his
-spectacles with the greatest composure. He appeared to be confident that
-Sir John Fielding would allow him to go free when evidence was given
-that Jackson had been a man of notoriously bad character, and he seemed
-greatly surprised when the magistrate announced that he was returning
-him for trial at the next sessions.
-
-Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the
-prisoner in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request
-was granted.
-
-He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on
-this melancholy drive, saying--
-
-"My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to
-this."
-
-"Psha, sir!" said Baretti. "'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this
-country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment.
-In what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross
-ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the
-protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his
-violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by
-accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried
-for my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice
-in this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!"
-
-"Do not be alarmed," said Goldsmith. "When you appear before a judge and
-jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for
-being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?"
-
-"I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way
-responsible for this _contretemps_," said Baretti. "But I cannot forgive
-that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and failed
-to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a
-considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow
-whom I killed should be regarded sacred--as sacred as though he were an
-Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so ridiculous?"
-
-"You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,"
-said Goldsmith. "It is quite impossible that you could be convicted--oh,
-quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and
-Reynolds and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you."
-
-But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued
-railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at
-Newgate.
-
-It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone
-in the coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house
-in Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been
-uncertain whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to
-see Mary Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress
-of mind from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the
-conclusion that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in
-respect of the man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for
-him, Goldsmith. Now, however, that he had discharged his duty so far as
-he could in regard to Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy
-Bride.
-
-Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the
-signs of recent tears were visible on it.
-
-"Dear Dr. Goldsmith," she said, "I am in deep distress about Mary."
-
-"How so, madam?" he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to
-him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the
-point of death?
-
-"She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than
-when she left town," said Mrs. Horneck. "But who could fancy that her
-condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as
-was brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor
-Baretti?"
-
-"It prostrated her?"
-
-"Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is
-printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he
-read out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair
-to the floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her
-friends, instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met."
-
-"And now?"
-
-"Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming
-with strange impatience--I told her that you had been here yesterday and
-also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke
-from her faint--accusing herself of bringing her friends into trouble,
-but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come--why does he not come
-to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr.
-Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her
-in this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as
-acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw
-the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition
-is the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to
-call to-day."
-
-"Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam," said Goldsmith, "Will
-you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I
-am confident that I can restore her to health?"
-
-"Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!--ah, if you only could! But alas,
-alas!"
-
-He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last
-interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of
-sobbing within the room came to his ears.
-
-"Now, my dear child," said her mother with an affectation of
-cheerfulness, "you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come
-to his Jessamy Bride."
-
-The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most
-pathetically how weak she was.
-
-"Ah, he is come he is come!" she cried. "Leave him with me, mother; he
-has much to tell me."
-
-"Yes." said he; "I have much."
-
-Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead.
-
-She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand
-spasmodically in both her own--he felt how they were trembling-as she
-cried--
-
-"The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead--you know it, of
-course? Oh, it is terrible--terrible! But the letters!--they will be
-found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be impossible
-to keep my secret longer. Will his friends--he had evil friends, I
-know--will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by your face that
-you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be undone--undone."
-
-"My dear," he said, "you might be able to bear the worst news that I
-could bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?"
-
-"The best! Ah, what is the best?"
-
-"It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my
-child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness."
-
-She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped
-more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to
-speak, but failing to utter a single word.
-
-He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet
-of her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for
-certainly a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only
-gaze mutely at the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the
-truth upon her meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not
-now be overwhelmed with the joy of being saved.
-
-Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung
-her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks.
-Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed--not hysterically,
-but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an effort and
-walked across the room to the window that looked upon the street. He
-followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she turned round
-with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long was it since
-he had heard her laugh in that way?
-
-She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for
-her cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June,
-and her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness.
-
-"Ah," she cried, putting out both her hands to him. "Ah, I knew that I
-was right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew
-that you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to
-me for evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like
-you, dear Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that--so good, so true,
-so full of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the
-greatest and best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear,
-dear friend! O, you are a friend to be trusted--a friend who would be
-ready to die for his friend. Gratitude--you do not want gratitude. It is
-well that you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you
-for what you have done? You have saved me from death--from worse than
-death--and I know that the thought that you have done so will be your
-greatest reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel
-that I live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me
-out of the deep waters--the waters that had well-nigh closed over my
-head."
-
-He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon
-him. His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him;
-but he felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since
-he had lived to see--even through the dimness of tears--so sweet a
-face looking into his own with eyes full of the light of--was it the
-gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman?
-
-He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the
-small hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the
-tendrils of a climbing flower.
-
-"Have you nothing to say to me--no word to give me at this moment?" she
-asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her fingers
-seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own.
-
-"What word?" said he. "Ah, my child, what word should come from such
-a man as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete
-happiness as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in
-words. You have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my
-life. You have understood me--you alone, and that to such as I means
-happiness."
-
-She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had
-flung them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the
-direction of the window.
-
-"You talk of my understanding you," she said in a voice that had a sob
-in it. "Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a
-man's nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy
-of a thought?"
-
-He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with
-a sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and
-locked the fingers of both together.
-
-Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing
-the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in
-the throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman
-well enough to have no thought of himself--no thought except for her
-happiness.
-
-"No," he said at last. "No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say
-to you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for
-himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain
-happy--watching your happiness--in silence. Perhaps I may understand
-you--I may understand something of the thought which gratitude suggests
-to you."
-
-"Ah, gratitude!" said she in a tone that was sad even in its
-scornfulness. She had not turned her head toward him.
-
-"Yes, I may understand something of your nature--the sweetest, the
-tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself
-better, and I know in what direction lies my happiness--in what
-direction lies your happiness."
-
-"Ah! are you sure that they are two--that they are separate?" said she.
-And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his face.
-
-There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He
-still held them behind him. At last he said slowly--
-
-"I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were
-a chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to
-look on happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there
-is more happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not
-speak--for God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which
-are trembling on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us."
-
-She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she
-turned away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears,
-with her face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly.
-
-After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair.
-
-She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a
-hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice--
-
-"You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that
-word; but I can never--never cease to think of you as the best--the
-noblest--the truest of men. You have been my best friend--my only
-friend--and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by a
-woman."
-
-He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word.
-
-A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room.
-
-"Oh, mother, mother!" cried the girl, starting up, "I knew that I was
-right--I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a
-new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more--that
-I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!"
-
-"Why, what a transformation there is already!" said her mother. "Ah, Dr.
-Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!"
-
-"Friend--friend!" she said slowly, almost gravely. "Yes, he was always
-my friend, and he will be so forever--my friend--our friend."
-
-"Always, always," said Mrs. Horneck. "I am doubly glad to find that you
-have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has
-just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition.
-May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by
-seeing you?"
-
-"No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day," cried the girl. "Send him
-away--send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one but
-our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do for
-me that I should wish to see him?"
-
-"My dear Mary----"
-
-"Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet
-sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has
-not yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing
-together as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am
-myself again."
-
-"I will not do anything against your inclinations, child," said Mrs.
-Horneck. "I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week."
-
-"Do, dear mother," cried the girl, laughing. "Say next week, or next
-year, sweetest of mothers, or--best of all--say that he had better come
-by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by and
-by is easily said.'"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXX.
-
-As he went to his chambers to dress before going to dine with the
-Dillys in the Poultry, Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years.
-He had seen the light return to the face that he loved more than all
-the faces in the world, and he had been strong enough to put aside the
-temptation to hear her confess that she returned the love which he bore
-her, but which he had never confessed to her. He felt happy to know that
-the friendship which had been so great a consolation to him for several
-years--the friendship for the family who had been so good and so
-considerate to him--was the same now as it had always been. He felt
-happy in the reflection that he had spoken no word that would tend to
-jeopardise that friendship. He had seen enough of the world to be made
-aware of the fact that there is no more potent destroyer of friendship
-than love. He had put aside the temptation to speak a word of love; nay,
-he had prevented her from speaking what he believed would be a word of
-love, although the speaking of that word would have been the sweetest
-sound that had ever fallen upon his ears.
-
-And that was how he came to feel happy.
-
-And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he
-found a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had
-dedicated to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy.
-He added poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly
-interpreted--verses pulsating with the love that was in his
-heart--verses which Mary Horneck could not fail to interpret aright
-should they ever come before her eyes.
-
-"But they shall never come before her eyes," he said. "Ah, never--never!
-It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life."
-
-And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day
-she might read those verses of his--yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if
-that day was far off or nigh.
-
-When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house,
-he had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did
-not, however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to
-entertain his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's
-killing of Jackson as an accident.
-
-After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be
-well for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be
-to the advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the
-threats made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it
-might be possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck.
-But Burke, after hearing the story--no mention of the name of Mary
-Horneck being made by Goldsmith--came to the conclusion that it would be
-unwise to introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part
-of the man who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer--as,
-indeed, they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity
-on Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered
-that a defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was
-most likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal.
-If it could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently
-as some of the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did,
-Burke and his legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance
-of obtaining a verdict.
-
-The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of
-the acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine
-nature had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's
-safety, and any one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated
-trial would undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this
-matter was fully justified. That there should have been any suggestion
-of premeditation in the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of
-Baretti seems amazing to a modern reader of the case as stated by
-the Crown. But as Edmund Burke stated about that time in the House of
-Commons, England was a gigantic shambles. The barest evidence against
-a prisoner was considered sufficient to bring him to the gallows for an
-offence which nowadays, if proved against him on unmistakable testimony,
-would only entail his incarceration for a week. Women were hanged for
-stealing bread to keep their children from that starvation which was the
-result of the kidnapping of their husbands to serve in the navy; and
-yet Burke's was the only influential voice that was lifted up against
-a system in comparison with which slavery was not only tolerable, but
-commendable.
-
-Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson
-was the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For
-all his railing against the detestable laws of the detestable
-country--which, however, he found preferable to his own--he ridiculed
-the possibility of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered
-it within the bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that,
-however absurd was the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the
-likelihood was that he would experience the feelings incidental to such
-an excursion.
-
-He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at
-Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty
-with his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent
-authority of Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition
-of the sage.
-
-It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty
-of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste
-as well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of
-Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that
-if one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat
-his dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we
-know something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the
-idiotic insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record
-of Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably
-deceived no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to
-silence.
-
-But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be--however
-insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may--according to Johnson--have been,
-there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation
-until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though
-Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained
-an envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined
-to mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit
-for appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk.
-
-Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife
-was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians,
-they might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought
-by the prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had
-attacked him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems
-rather a strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law
-permitted men to carry swords presumably for their own protection.
-
-Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he
-joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which
-was felt--or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was
-simulated--by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of
-the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the
-circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had
-not been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance
-that he would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the
-counsel, as well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old
-Bailey.
-
-When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he
-had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he
-was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the
-Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and
-trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works
-which he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in
-addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of
-his promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance.
-
-He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times
-to see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of
-friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in
-her usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the
-fun in which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too
-busy to reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's
-country house wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in
-their pranks, and to submit, as he did with such good will, to their
-practical jests.
-
-He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of
-the pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he
-would see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her
-constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both
-of them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure
-that he would be as strong a second time.
-
-This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged--this constant endeavour
-to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life endurable to
-him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, when a coach
-drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had passed, and Mrs.
-Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the change which was
-apparent in his appearance.
-
-"Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!" she cried when she entered his little
-parlour, "you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he
-was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw
-you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but
-despairing."
-
-"Nay, my dear madam," he said. "I am only suffering from a slight attack
-of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me
-assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to
-give me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught
-sight of you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a
-moment; I feared that--ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared."
-
-"However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked
-as I was when you appeared before me," said the lady. "Why, dear sir,
-you are killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one
-here to give you the attention which your condition requires."
-
-"What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?" said the Doctor, making a
-pitiful attempt to assume his old manner.
-
-"Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked," said she. "I will take you in
-hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now
-I will beg of you to go thither in your own."
-
-"To Barton? Oh, my dear madam----"
-
-"Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I
-should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own
-interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others
-than to help yourself."
-
-"How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?"
-
-"Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one
-who could be of the same help to us as you."
-
-"There is no one who would be more willing, madam."
-
-"You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that
-mysterious indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced
-that it was you, and you only, who had brought her back to life."
-
-"Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again
-in need of my help."
-
-"It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that
-you are interested in her future--in the happiness which we all are
-anxious to secure for her."
-
-"Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?"
-
-"I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family--nay, I can
-talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son."
-
-"You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck."
-
-"And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day.
-I know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that
-Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent."
-
-"No; she has not told me that."
-
-He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the
-emotion which he felt.
-
-"It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally
-settled, and so not worthy of another thought," said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-"Finally settled?" repeated Goldsmith. "Then she has accepted Colonel
-Gwyn's proposal?"
-
-"On the contrary, sir, she rejected it," said the mother.
-
-He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment
-one of gladness?
-
-"Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible," said
-the lady. "Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character
-is irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am
-convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him--and
-yet she sends him away from her."
-
-"That is possibly because she knows her own mind--her own heart, I
-should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world."
-
-"Alas! she is but a girl."
-
-"Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives
-is worthy of her."
-
-"That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too
-rigidly on that assumption--an assumption which would condemn her to
-live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to
-take a practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely
-concerns the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you
-take a great interest."
-
-"I would do anything for her happiness."
-
-"I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards
-you with the greatest respect and esteem--nay, if I may say it, with
-affection as well."
-
-"Ah! affection--affection for me?"
-
-"You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard
-for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to
-yield to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit.
-Mary is there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence
-with her on behalf of Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"What! I, madam?"
-
-"Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell
-you, my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving
-yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for
-no one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am
-convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion
-while turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your
-influence, will you not, dear friend?"
-
-"I must have time to think--to think. How can I answer you at once in
-this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me."
-
-He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace
-looking into the empty grate.
-
-"You are wrong," she said in a low tone. "You are wrong; I know what is
-in your thoughts--in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she
-would stand on a different footing in respect to you."
-
-"Ah! a different footing!"
-
-"I think that you are in error in that respect," said the lady.
-"Marriage is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is
-not Katherine the same to you now as she was before she married Charles
-Bunbury?"
-
-He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew
-of what was in his heart!
-
-"Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged," said he.
-
-"And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged," said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-"But where lies the need for her to marry at once?" he inquired. "If she
-were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should
-not marry at once; but if she does not love him----"
-
-"Who can say that she does not love him?" cried the lady. "Oh, my dear
-Dr. Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world
-of whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir,
-I was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When
-I married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually
-disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly,
-for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a
-woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing
-a just opinion on the subject."
-
-"I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart."
-
-"Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous
-of seeing her married to a good man--a man with whom her future
-happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend;
-alas! that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates
-her life and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is
-ruled by her heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what
-her uncle, with whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her
-meeting a certain man there--my brother did not make me acquainted with
-his name--and being so carried away with some plausible story he told
-that she actually fancied herself in love with him--actually, until my
-brother, learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop
-to an affair that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her
-heart----"
-
-"Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart."
-
-"That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at
-some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like
-the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not
-fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you
-desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?"
-
-There was a long pause before he said--
-
-"Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to
-point out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend," cried the
-mother, catching his hand and pressing it. "But I would ask of you not
-to put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl
-with a heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that
-direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to
-the ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love."
-
-"You are a woman."
-
-"I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts--her longings--her
-hopes--and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart--ah, Dr.
-Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's
-life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?--
-
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly.
-
- And finds too late. . .'
-
-To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of
-poor Olivia!" He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines
-in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying--
-
-"I will go to her."
-
-"You will be saving her--ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,"
-cried Mrs. Horneck.
-
-He started slightly.
-
-"Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?"
-
-"I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and
-saw you," she replied. "You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and
-the change to the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been
-neglecting yourself--yes, and some one who will nurse you back to life.
-Oh, Barton is the place for you!"
-
-"There is no place I should like better to die at," said he.
-
-"To die at?" she said. "Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death
-still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for
-you."
-
-"Your daughter Mary is there," said he.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXI.
-
-He wrote that very evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure,
-one of his merry letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had
-resolved to yield gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant
-to leave for Barton the next day. When that letter was written he gave
-himself up to his thoughts.
-
-All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between
-her and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making
-it impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought
-himself to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he,
-Oliver Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her
-sister--with the affection which exists between good friends.
-
-While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart,
-he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic
-heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she
-had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire,
-and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew
-what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He
-knew that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done
-that day, she would have told him that she loved him.
-
-Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to
-follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such
-mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be
-led in the future?
-
-Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was
-to be found only in marriage--marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn
-undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit
-to himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He
-undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a
-good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck,
-and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the
-dangers which surrounded her.
-
-Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He
-would, moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word
-duty, which would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his
-argument, tend to frustrate his intention.
-
-He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed,
-and he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his
-visit would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought
-before leaving was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a
-moment's consideration.
-
-She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where
-the coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was
-even more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance.
-While still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with
-pleasure the instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward
-him, and Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself
-painfully and laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement
-both on her face and on that of her brother-in-law.
-
-She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so.
-
-"Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?" he cried. "Why,
-you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?"
-
-Mary only shook her head.
-
-"I have been ill," said Oliver. "But I am better already, having seen
-you both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she
-ready to give me another lesson in loo?"
-
-"She will give you what you need most, you may be certain," said
-Bunbury, while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. "Oh! yes; we
-will take care that you get rid of that student's face of yours," he
-continued. "Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are!
-But we'll build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you
-and such as you, my friend."
-
-"I tell you I am better already," cried Goldsmith; and then, as the
-chaise drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her
-face had become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him;
-she was not even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and
-the ploughed fields.
-
-Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the
-uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests
-which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton;
-but though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the
-chaise arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her
-guest at the great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the
-depressing effect of her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not
-betray the shock which she experienced on observing how greatly changed
-was her friend since he had been with her and her sister at Ranelagh.
-She met him with a laugh and a cry of "You have never come to us without
-your scratch-wig? If you have forgot it, you will e'en have to go back
-for it."
-
-The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had
-last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on,
-at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid
-vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly
-became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for
-his friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the
-harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that
-Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of
-his visit to the house he loved. He felt better--better than he had been
-for months.
-
-In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered
-her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister
-after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing
-imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of
-his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily
-the manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of
-the scene, especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she
-declared she had good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so
-greatly as to cause him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea,
-when he had meant to talk about love.
-
-She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much
-character into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to
-imitate, she never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating
-person would be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily
-than Goldsmith at the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene.
-
-Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into
-the already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected
-to understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his
-rejection. A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary,
-and of course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely
-appropriate to Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and
-good-humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done in the
-house which humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done
-in the house which had ever been so delightful to at least one of the
-guests.
-
-He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its
-fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an
-incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was
-extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat
-as the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day
-treated before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband?
-
-And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to
-him--that Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her
-future such as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think
-what might be in store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only
-by her own sympathetic heart.
-
-He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel
-Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to
-laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection
-of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no
-doubt that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of
-gravity.
-
-The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the
-afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with
-Mary in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new
-covers on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of
-the many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and
-jars of preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with
-bundles of sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling,
-Charles Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in.
-
-"What a housewife we have become!" he cried. "Quite right, my dear; the
-head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft."
-
-Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before
-the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase.
-
-"I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride," said he, "that I do not enter into the
-spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her
-husband."
-
-"'Tis foolish on their part," said she. "But Little Comedy is ever on
-the watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active
-abettor of her in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle
-threadbare by now."
-
-"Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,"
-said he.
-
-"Indeed, I agree with you," she cried. "I agree with you heartily. I do
-not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel
-flattered by his attention?"
-
-"No--no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any
-man from the Prince down--or should I say up?" he replied.
-
-"'Twould be treason to say so," she laughed. "Well, let poor Colonel
-Gwyn be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way
-of treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more
-valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never
-saved a poor woman a day's work."
-
-"I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be," said he quietly. "On the
-contrary, I came down here specially to talk of him."
-
-"Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother," said she,
-continuing her work.
-
-"Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,"
-said he.
-
-"Only of late!" she cried. "Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of
-your thoughts long ago as well."
-
-"I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But
-latterly you have never been out of my thoughts." She ceased her work
-and looked towards him gratefully--attentively. He left his seat and
-went to her side.
-
-"My sweet Jessamy Bride," said he, "I have thought of your future with
-great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as--as--perhaps a father
-might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is dependent
-upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of snares."
-
-"I know that," she quietly said. "Ah, you know that I have had some
-experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame
-would have been mine!"
-
-"Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful
-affair," said he. "It was your tender heart that led you astray at
-first, and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But
-alas! 'tis just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for
-you."
-
-"Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions," said she. "Did not I send
-Colonel Gwyn away from me?"
-
-"You were wrong to do so, my Mary," he said. "Colonel Gwyn is a good
-man--he is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able
-to shelter you from all dangers--from the dangers into which your own
-heart may lead you again as it led you before."
-
-"You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?" said she.
-
-"Yes," he replied. "I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as
-his wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a
-girl as you in the world."
-
-"Ah! my dear friend," she cried. "I have seen enough of the world to
-know that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from
-the day she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only
-begin to beset her on that day?"
-
-"Often--often. But it would not be so with you, dear child--at least,
-not if you marry Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly
-man all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the
-standpoint of her matchmaking mother."
-
-"Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this
-way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think
-of you always as I think of you know--bound to no man--the dearest of
-all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same
-position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have
-seen that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage."
-
-"And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?"
-
-"Yes--yes--I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your--your
-happiness--yes, happiness in the future."
-
-"Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!" she cried. "You are
-ready to sacrifice yourself--I mean you are ready to forego all the
-pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for
-the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to
-happiness--or what you fancy will be happiness."
-
-"I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me."
-
-"I do," she said after a pause. "I do, because I know what it would mean
-to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not
-marry Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"Nay--nay--do not speak so definitely," he said.
-
-"I will speak definitely," she cried. "Yes, the time is come for me to
-speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of
-being happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else
-with all my heart, I dare not--oh! I dare not even entertain the thought
-of marrying Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"You love some one else?" he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment
-there went through his mind the thought--
-
-"_Her heart has led her astray once again._'"
-
-"I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength," she cried;
-"I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the
-world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his
-heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long."
-
-Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying
-in a hushed voice--
-
-"Ah, child--child--spare me that pain--let me go from you."
-
-"Not till you hear me," she said. "Ah! cannot you perceive that I love
-you--only you, Oliver Goldsmith?"
-
-"Hush--for God's sake!" he cried.
-
-"I will not hush," she said. "I will speak for love's sake--for the sake
-of that love which I bear you--for the sake of that love which I know
-you return."
-
-"Alas--alas!"
-
-"I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her
-love for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before
-heaven would be in my keeping silence--in marrying a man I do not love.
-Ah! I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood
-your nature--so sweet--so simple--so great--so true. I thought last year
-when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling which I had for
-you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to know the truth."
-
-He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper--
-
-"Stop--stop--for God's sake, stop! I--I--do not love you."
-
-She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh
-died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes
-fixed upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor.
-
-"You do not love me?" she said in a slow whisper. "Will you say those
-words again with your eyes looking into mine?"
-
-"Do not humiliate me further," he said. "Have some pity upon me."
-
-"No--no; pity is not for me," she said. "If you spoke the truth when you
-said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not love
-me."
-
-"You say you know me," he cried, "and yet you think it possible that
-I could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and
-sympathetic heart has made for your own undoing. Look there--there--into
-that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made."
-
-He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an
-exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering
-and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark--a
-figure attenuated by want and ill-health.
-
-"Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child," he said, "and you will see
-what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which
-have been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the
-pain they gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in
-the future? Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who
-have been kinder than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune
-that could befall them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I
-could be so base."
-
-"I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best
-worthy of being loved of all men in the world," said she. "Ah, sir,
-cannot you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my
-affection for you?"
-
-"Mary--Mary--this is madness!"
-
-"Listen to me," she said. "I feel that you return my affection; but I
-will put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that
-you do not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn."
-
-There was another pause before he said--
-
-"Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an
-ordeal? Let me go--let me go."
-
-"Not until you answer me--not until I have proved you. Look into my
-eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just
-now."
-
-"Ah, dear child----"
-
-"You cannot speak those words." There was another long silence. The
-terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words
-are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was
-maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice
-whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood
-before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with
-expectation.
-
-He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little
-way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and
-said slowly--
-
-"It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover."
-
-"That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!"
-
-She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.
-
-He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of
-the room--out of the house.
-
-In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much
-of the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy
-impulse.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXII.
-
-When he did not return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became
-alarmed. He had only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went
-out; he had left no line to tell them that he did not mean to return.
-
-Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the
-still-room, he inquired.
-
-She told him the truth--as much of the truth as she could tell.
-
-"I am afraid that his running away was due to me," she said. "If so, I
-shall never forgive myself."
-
-"What can be your meaning, my dear?" he inquired. "I thought that you
-and he had always been the closest friends."
-
-"If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled," said
-she. "You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance
-of Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and
-begged of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the
-proposal of Colonel Gwyn."
-
-"I heard nothing of that," said he, with a look of astonishment. "And so
-I suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and
-said something that offended him."
-
-She held down her head.
-
-"You should be ashamed of yourself," said he "Have you not seen long ago
-that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?"
-
-"I am ashamed of myself," said she. "I shall never forgive myself for my
-harshness."
-
-"That will not bring him back," said her brother-in-law. "Oh! it is
-always the best of friends who part in this fashion."
-
-Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had
-so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he
-felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and
-induce him to return.
-
-But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came
-back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His
-face was very grave.
-
-"I saw the poor fellow," he said. "I found him at his chambers in Brick
-Court. He is very ill indeed."
-
-"What, too ill to be moved?" she cried. He shook his head.
-
-"Far too ill to be moved," he said. "I never saw a man in worse
-condition. He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks
-before now, and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love
-to you and to Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he
-says."
-
-"His rudeness! his rudeness!" said Katherine, her eyes streaming with
-tears. "Oh, my poor friend--my poor friend!" She did not tell her sister
-all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very anxious
-to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had seen
-him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him had
-promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change to
-the country.
-
-The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the
-postboy's horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a
-letter from the doctor.
-
-No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to
-Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting.
-
-When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained
-sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand--poems addressed to her--the
-love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long
-hopeless years.
-
-She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart.
-
-She started up, crying--
-
-"Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me--he loves me as I love him--only
-his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love--he loves me,
-and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have
-sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself--nay, he has sacrificed
-himself for me--for me!"
-
-She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands.
-
-"My dear--dear sister," said Katherine, "is it possible that
-you--you----"
-
-"That I loved him, do you ask?" cried Mary, raising her head. "Yes, I
-loved him--I love him still--I shall never love any one else, and I am
-going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good--God will be good. My
-love shall live until I go to him."
-
-"My poor child!" said her sister. "I could never have guessed your
-secret. Come away. We will go to him together."
-
-They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went
-together to Brick Court.
-
-A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs.
-Abington.
-
-"Do not tell me that I am too late--for God's sake say that he still
-lives!" cried Mary.
-
-The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes.
-
-She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at
-the girl, and the girl understood.
-
-She threw herself into her sister's arms.
-
-"He is dead!" she cried. "But, thank God, he did not die without knowing
-that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake."
-
-"That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the
-Presence," said Mrs. Abington. "Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but
-I know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the
-thought of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever
-lived. Ah, there was none like him--a man of such sweet simplicity
-that every word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his
-works; you and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not
-less than those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the
-Son who on earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love."
-
-Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her.
-
-She went with her sister among the weeping men and women--he had been a
-friend to all--up the stairs and into the darkened room.
-
-She threw herself on her knees beside the bed.
-
-THE END.
-
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- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
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- <h1>
- THE JESSAMY BRIDE
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Frank Frankfort Moore
- </h2>
- <h4>
- Author Of &ldquo;The Impudent Comedian,&rdquo; Etc.
- </h4>
- <h3>
- With Pictures in Color by C. Allan Gilbert
- </h3>
- <h4>
- New York
- </h4>
- <h4>
- Duffield &amp; Company
- </h4>
- <h3>
- 1906
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
- </p>
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- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
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- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
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- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0008.jpg" alt="0008 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0008.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0009.jpg" alt="0009 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0009.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <h3>
- THE JESSAMY BRIDE
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII. </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir,&rdquo; said Dr.
- Johnson, &ldquo;we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are a company of
- intelligent men&mdash;although I allow that we should have difficulty in
- proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down with a
- Scotchman&mdash;and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which
- intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on
- ignorance and maintained by sophistry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even the
- most intelligent of men&mdash;whom I take to be myself&mdash;is interfered
- with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of
- another.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in
- Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced&mdash;with some
- care&mdash;that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile
- in the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn
- faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the
- conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, and
- the latter&mdash;as Burke perceived in a moment&mdash;was solemn in
- mimicry of Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on
- his chair and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell
- turned an eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so
- that he might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon
- Garrick's face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right
- hand that he put behind his ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the
- Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious and
- unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their heads in
- the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces were identical
- as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who is greatly
- grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures worked by the
- same machinery, they turned their heads again toward Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;your endeavour to evade the consequences of
- maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching upon
- mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my
- intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I cannot
- permit to pass unrebuked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; cried Boswell, eagerly, &ldquo;I cannot believe that Dr. Goldsmith's
- intention was so monstrous.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a
- positive proof that the contrary is the case,&rdquo; roared Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Men have been hanged on less,&rdquo; remarked Burke. &ldquo;But, to return to the
- original matter, I should like to know upon what facts&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art would
- indeed be a departure,&rdquo; said Goldsmith solemnly. &ldquo;I cannot countenance a
- proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did
- you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so&mdash;that's not just
- the same thing,&rdquo; laughed Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the
- imagination,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;That is the most satisfactory arrangement.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, for the author,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Some time ago it was the book which
- was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These sallies are all very well in their way,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;but their
- brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that Dr.
- Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be
- included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses no
- more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with the
- exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a
- statesman&mdash;another branch of the same profession&mdash;and therefore
- we are vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,&rdquo; said
- Johnson. &ldquo;It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence&mdash;nay, even
- to Boswell's&mdash;that acting is a trick, not a profession&mdash;a
- diversion, not an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended
- to the contrary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It must only have been in sport, sir,&rdquo; said Boswell mildly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,&rdquo; cried Johnson, &ldquo;but he
- has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of
- having you as his advocate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce an
- opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;His fine sense of humour&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his
- return from Corsica?&rdquo; shouted Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,&rdquo; said Garrick,
- &ldquo;but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of a
- wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied by Mr.
- Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as outcasts
- because we happen to be actors?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,&rdquo; cried Johnson. &ldquo;And good enough for
- you too, you rascal!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than
- become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who have
- relations in the church, to make such an assertion,&rdquo; said Johnson sternly.
- &ldquo;What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in your
- estimation?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither could
- the stage look for another Garrick?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street delighted
- the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,&rdquo; cried Johnson; and when he
- perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay back in his
- chair and roared with laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds took snuff.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the puppets&mdash;I
- heard him myself,&rdquo; said Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with
- that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,&rdquo; said
- Burke. &ldquo;You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. Boswell. But
- to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; surely, Dr. Johnson,
- you will allow that an actor of genius is at least on a level with a
- musician of genius.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will
- satisfy you,&rdquo; replied Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that of
- Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and Piozzi
- the ill luck to be an Italian,&rdquo; replied Johnson. &ldquo;Sir, 't is no use
- affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the arts.
- I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that you
- actually believe what your words would imply.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,&rdquo; said Goldsmith: &ldquo;whether you will
- have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, just as
- there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really interesting
- to me personally,&rdquo; said Garrick, rising; &ldquo;but the fact is that I rashly
- made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for perhaps twenty
- minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some agreement on a
- matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. Burke and
- myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal education
- in the days when grace was an art, and left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I can
- bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The dog is well enough,&rdquo; said Johnson; &ldquo;but he has need to be kept in his
- place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him in
- his place he will tolerate as he does mine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders,
- as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man,
- we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Dr. Johnson, &ldquo;your question is as ridiculous as anything you
- have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say a
- good deal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his attempts
- to shine,&rdquo; whispered Boswell to Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice heard
- in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?&rdquo; asked Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A Niagara?&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it in
- his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a Niagara
- is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in
- undertone. &ldquo;Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he conversation
- took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the Strand, where the party
- had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as good company as usual. There
- was a general feeling that he had rarely insulted Boswell so frequently in
- the course of a single evening&mdash;but then, Boswell had rarely so laid
- himself open to insult as he had upon this evening&mdash;and when he had
- finished with the Scotchman, he turned his attention to Garrick, the
- opportunity being afforded him by Oliver Goldsmith, who had been unguarded
- enough to say a word or two regarding that which he termed &ldquo;the art of
- acting.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,&rdquo; cried the great dictator. &ldquo;Who
- gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of
- acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler who
- kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. Madame
- Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight rope,
- will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter&mdash;nay, every poodle that
- dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission of
- acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as Johnson
- asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; it was in
- vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included among the
- arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the standing of
- artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose that the
- tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their claims to be on a
- level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of humanity. Dr.
- Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to him most
- courteously by his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told Burke
- he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was thoroughly
- Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and eminently
- capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements of a
- clubable man.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and
- in reducing the others of the party to silence&mdash;all except Boswell,
- who, as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point
- of theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after
- he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very
- successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the
- distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over.
- </p>
- <p>
- He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what Dr.
- Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, sir,&rdquo; said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds'
- ear-trumpet and his oracle&mdash;his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet
- was as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. &ldquo;Pray, sir, is there any
- evidence among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of
- man was imperishable?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, &ldquo;there is evidence that the
- ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a <i>memento mori</i>
- at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir?&rdquo; said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such an
- object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to accept
- the offer of a dinner,&rdquo; said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. He
- felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,&rdquo; he murmured, but in no
- deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every one
- present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was necessary
- for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he was the
- recipient.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Goldy,&rdquo; cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, &ldquo;you must not
- be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the
- better of you in the argument.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Argument, sir?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I protest that I was not aware that any
- argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's
- argument, Doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. Boswell,
- sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, with a twinkle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor,
- the wolf,&rdquo; muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts
- for his Animated Nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message
- to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious
- to obtain permission to join the party.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?&rdquo; said Goldsmith,
- who appeared to be both surprised and confused.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; said Boswell, &ldquo;you have told us more than once that you had a
- cousin who was a dignitary of the church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I, indeed?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Then I suppose, if I said so, this must
- be the very man. A Dean, is he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common room
- of a tavern,&rdquo; said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any sudden
- addition to his audience of an evening. &ldquo;If your relation were an
- Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give
- the order to show him into this room.&rdquo; Goldsmith seemed lost in thought.
- He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone told
- the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face undoubtedly
- wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any of his friends,
- before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and somewhat undersized
- clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands and apron of a
- dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect carriage that
- gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was white, but his
- eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in one eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. It
- contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table twenty
- minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, perceived
- in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to that with which
- Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A little jerk which the
- visitor gave in raising his head was laughably like a motion made by
- Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, &ldquo;I entreat of you
- to be seated.&rdquo; His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's,
- although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made an
- attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have regarded
- him as sincere. &ldquo;Nay, gentlemen, I insist,&rdquo; continued the stranger; &ldquo;you
- embarrass me with your courtesy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;you will not find that any company over which I have
- the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,&rdquo; said the stranger, with a
- deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation
- of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. &ldquo;Ah! I do not need to ask which of
- this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly&mdash;I beg your pardon,
- Oliver&mdash;ah, old times&mdash;old times!&rdquo; He had caught Goldsmith's
- hands in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air.
- Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of a
- smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long silence
- that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an element of
- pathos.
- </p>
- <p>
- Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing
- all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was now
- worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, sir,&rdquo; he said, gravely, &ldquo;but&mdash;sir, I am a painter&mdash;my
- name is Reynolds&mdash;and&mdash;well, sir, the family resemblance between
- you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith&mdash;a resemblance that perhaps
- only a painter's eye could detect&mdash;seemed to me so extraordinary as
- you stood together, that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,&rdquo; cried the visitor. &ldquo;My cousin
- Oliver and I have not met for&mdash;how many years is it, Nolly? Not
- eleven&mdash;no, it cannot be eleven&mdash;and yet&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Oliver, &ldquo;time is fugitive&mdash;very fugitive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the
- wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,&rdquo; said the stranger.
- &ldquo;But you must present me to your friends, Noll&mdash;Oliver, I mean. You,
- sir&rdquo;&mdash;he turned to Reynolds&mdash;&ldquo;have told me your name. Am I
- fortunate enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there
- can be no doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am
- your servant. And you, sir&rdquo;&mdash;he turned to Burke&mdash;&ldquo;I seem to have
- seen your face somewhere&mdash;it is strangely familiar&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. He was rapidly
- recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of pride,
- as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The clergyman made
- precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty&mdash;the friend of the
- people?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The same, sir,&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;He is, besides, the friend of Oliver
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he is my friend also,&rdquo; said the clergyman. &ldquo;Sir, to be in a position
- to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do me great honor, sir,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr.
- Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so far
- neglected.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Burke, you are our countryman&mdash;Oliver's and mine&mdash;and I
- know you are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have
- a talk with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With all my power, sir,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Give me your hand again, sir. Mrs.
- Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an honour upon
- the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do
- you work with your arm that way?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They can wait,&rdquo; cried Mr. Dean. &ldquo;They are certain to be inferior to Mr.
- Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel
- mortified at what I have said.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is Mr. Boswell, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell&mdash;of where, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell, of&mdash;of Scotland, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. Your
- clergymen might be better employed, Mr.&mdash;Mr.&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boswell, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you ever
- visit your country again&mdash;a remote possibility, from all that I can
- learn of your countrymen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- began Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, you would condone his offence?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;The fact of your having
- a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still sadly lax
- in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith in tones of triumph.
- </p>
- <p>
- His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table,
- bowing profoundly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I have long desired to meet you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am your servant, Mr. Dean,&rdquo; said Johnson, towering above him as he got&mdash;somewhat
- awkwardly&mdash;upon his feet. &ldquo;No gentleman of your cloth, sir&mdash;leaving
- aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in the church to
- which you have attained&mdash;fails to obtain my respect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad of that, sir,&rdquo; said the Dean. &ldquo;It shows that you, though a
- Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal on behalf
- of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not disposed to
- relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration for the
- church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face.
- &ldquo;Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. I am
- not a Non-conformist&mdash;on the contrary, I would give the rogues no
- quarter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke to a
- subordinate. &ldquo;Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened country
- and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you in the
- company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe that you were
- the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of conscience. I regret
- that I was mistaken.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, in great consternation&mdash;for Johnson was
- rendered speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked,
- instead of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. &ldquo;Sir, this is
- the great Dr. Johnson&mdash;nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the
- weak,&rdquo; said the clergyman, smiling. &ldquo;Well, well, we will take the honest
- gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one sense:
- he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one scale. To
- such greatness we would do well to bow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens, sir!&rdquo; said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in it.
- &ldquo;Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! sir,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;I am but a country parson. I cannot be
- expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course,
- Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, Mr.&mdash;Mr.&mdash;ah!
- you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though I doubt not you
- are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you written that
- entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence of such gentlemen
- as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and&mdash;I add with pride&mdash;Oliver
- Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,&rdquo; muttered Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he has doubtless greatness enough&mdash;avoirdupois&mdash;to serve
- for both! Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to
- speak for himself, tell me what he has written.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of
- Corsica,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, with some stammering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy altitude
- in literature?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are surely jesting, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;The world is familiar with
- Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no need
- for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the work
- appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0037.jpg" alt="0037 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0037.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up a
- volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown and
- Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his wont,
- until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them
- with greater tenderness,&rdquo; said the clergyman. &ldquo;I would fain hope that the
- purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the work of
- others. When did he bring out his dictionary?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eighteen years ago,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what books has he written within the intervening years?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of
- our authors.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past
- eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, cousin,
- have written many works that the world would not willingly be without; and
- I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable list; but your
- friend&mdash;oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!&mdash;he is no true worker
- in literature, or he would&mdash;nay, he could not, have remained idle all
- these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not use his
- pen?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has a pension from the King, sir,&rdquo; stuttered Oliver. &ldquo;I tell you, sir,
- he is the most learned man in Europe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His is a sad case,&rdquo; said the clergyman. &ldquo;To refrain from administering to
- him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious duty.&rdquo; He
- took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. Goldsmith fell into
- a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's jaw fell; Burke and
- Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. &ldquo;Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; said the
- stranger, &ldquo;I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman to urge upon you to
- amend your way of life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; shouted Johnson, &ldquo;if you were not a clergyman I would say that you
- were a very impertinent fellow!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience&mdash;if you have
- one&mdash;tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure
- the knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this
- room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have
- acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you
- have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a
- friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your
- friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips,
- though they are workers&mdash;not without honour&mdash;at that profession
- of letters which you despise&mdash;nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you
- did not despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your
- life to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that
- a pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread
- of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. Johnson,
- if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think you will be
- regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those tavern dinners
- at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down all who differ
- from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your love of idleness
- and your intolerance? That is the question which I leave with you; I pray
- you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my leave of you. Gentlemen,
- Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have not spoken in vain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a general bow&mdash;an awkward bow&mdash;and walked with some
- dignity to the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he had
- disappeared, the room was very silent.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face
- buried in his hands, started up, crying out, &ldquo;'Rasse-las, Prince of
- Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he published
- 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?&rdquo; He ran to the door and opened it,
- calling downstairs: &ldquo;'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!&rdquo; &ldquo;Rasselas, Prince of
- Abyssinia'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir!&rdquo; came the roar of Dr. Johnson. &ldquo;Close that door and return to your
- chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect
- which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave
- decently.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shut the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did you a gross injustice, sir,&rdquo; said he, returning slowly to the
- table. &ldquo;I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book since
- your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the moment I
- forgot your 'Rasselas.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force of
- your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;If I am
- suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small
- volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my
- industry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Those who know you, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;do not need any evidence of
- your industry. As for that man&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let the man alone, sir,&rdquo; thundered Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?&rdquo; said Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next to
- a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; and,
- in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, sir,&rdquo; said Boswell. &ldquo;We deny your generous plea of justification.
- Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written even within the
- year.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the&mdash;well, the less I think of
- them, if you will allow me the paradox,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;Sir, the man is
- right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey my
- compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can forgive
- him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my Dictionary.
- Pray what is his name, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name, sir, his name?&rdquo; faltered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,&rdquo; said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name, sir, is&mdash;is&mdash;God help me, sir, I know not what is his
- name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell tells
- me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did so in a
- spirit of boasting, you erred.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said
- in a low tone:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,&rdquo; cried Boswell. &ldquo;You boasted of
- him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Burke with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of
- nature are maintained when one hears his voice,&rdquo; remarked Goldsmith in a
- low tone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,&rdquo; said Reynolds as the door was opened and
- Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced to
- the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. &ldquo;Mr.
- Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whatever he may be on some other points,&rdquo; remarked Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than
- you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May I
- inquire the reason of the difference?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may not, sir!&rdquo; shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to
- acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that it
- would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he knew
- that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick were to
- hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene for the
- entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had heard more
- than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield had created by
- his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, played an important
- part. He had been congratulating himself upon the fortunate absence of the
- actor during the visit of the clergyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,&rdquo; he repeated, as Garrick looked
- with a blank expression of interrogation around the company.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Boswell, &ldquo;my veracity is called in question.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues
- that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?&rdquo; cried Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, one question,&rdquo; said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed.
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick&mdash;have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for
- a relative?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, no, sir,&rdquo; replied Garrick; &ldquo;but I heard him say that he had a
- brother who deserved to be a Dean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so I had,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My
- poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is
- concerned,&rdquo; said Johnson; &ldquo;but it seemed to me that some of the man's
- gestures&mdash;nay, some of the tones of his voice as well&mdash;resembled
- those of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table
- noticed the similarity to which I allude.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I certainly noticed it,&rdquo; cried Boswell eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your evidence is not admissible, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;What does Sir
- Joshua Reynolds say?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, &ldquo;I
- confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as
- regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he
- was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But if not, sir, how can you account for&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be silent, sir,&rdquo; he thundered. &ldquo;If you have left your manners in Scotland
- in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for the gift
- was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country in that
- respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken touching
- this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in the light of
- a personal affront.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the past
- half-hour than any of this company.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Davy,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly
- dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, sir,
- and of what nature was your diversion?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;I have been with a poet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So have we, sir&mdash;with the greatest poet alive&mdash;the author of
- 'The Deserted Village'&mdash;and yet you enter to find us immoderately
- glum,&rdquo; said Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he
- did not regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he
- quite believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the
- relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Mine
- was only a sort of poet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?&rdquo; asked Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,&rdquo; replied
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment
- for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who was
- anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just written.
- The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house in the
- Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was short,
- it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated by
- Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman&mdash;he wore
- the bands and apron of a Dean,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;not seeming to notice the
- little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man
- grasped me by the arm,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;doubtless recognising me from my
- portraits&mdash;for he said he had never seen me act&mdash;and then began
- an harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however,
- that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction than my
- neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, gentlemen,
- he took it quite as a family grievance.&rdquo; Suddenly he paused, and looked
- around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest were grave. A
- thought seemed to strike the narrator. &ldquo;What!&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;it is not
- possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, the Dean,
- regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'tis an extraordinary
- coincidence that I should have encountered him&mdash;unless&mdash;good
- heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here when I had thrown him
- off?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; cried Oliver, &ldquo;I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no Dean,
- entered this room!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court on
- your return,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Oh, yes, Doctor!&mdash;a small man with the
- family bow of the Goldsmiths&mdash;something like this.&rdquo; He gave a comical
- reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of mine,&rdquo;
- protested Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And let that be the end of the matter,&rdquo; declared Johnson, with no lack of
- decisiveness in his voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman again,&rdquo;
- laughed Garrick. &ldquo;I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was endeavouring
- to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version of 'The Deserted
- Village'&mdash;he said he had the version at his lodging, and meant to
- read it to his cousin&mdash;I ask your pardon, sir, but he said 'cousin.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, let us have no more of this&mdash;cousin or no cousin,&rdquo; roared
- Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is my prayer, sir&mdash;I utter it with all my heart and soul,&rdquo; said
- Garrick. &ldquo;It was about my poet I meant to speak&mdash;my poet and his
- play. What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as
- the subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme of
- theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that scoundrel
- Foote,&rdquo; said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite himself again,
- and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with that finality which
- carried conviction with it&mdash;yes, to James Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details of
- his interview with the poet who&mdash;according to his account&mdash;had
- designed the drama of &ldquo;Otaheite&rdquo; in order to afford Garrick an opportunity
- of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in feathers, and
- beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while he delivered a
- series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to Mars, Vulcan and
- Diana.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;My poet
- explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to his
- advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; and
- when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite could
- know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea Islanders
- were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights in the Pagan
- mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that the Romans should
- claim a monopoly of Diana.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's contention
- was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief to his mind to
- have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the argument, though
- he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in the poet's argument.
- </p>
- <p>
- He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the
- question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion
- of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman
- mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an
- hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the
- force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick,
- originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his
- tragedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson apart&mdash;greatly
- to the pique of Boswell&mdash;and said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you
- will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from
- you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You deserve no favour, Goldy,&rdquo; said Johnson, laying his hand on the
- little man's shoulder, &ldquo;and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants you
- one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your debtor.
- Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting you a
- favour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You say everything better than any living man, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you
- suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am anxious
- to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I have
- written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;we have been good friends for several
- years now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Undoubtedly, sir&mdash;long before you became recognised as the most
- melodious of our poets&mdash;the most diverting of our play-writers. I
- wrote the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for
- your second&mdash;nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and
- if it be damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my
- tragedy of 'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in
- his eyes and his voice as he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your generosity overpowers me, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oswell, who was
- standing to one side watching&mdash;-his eyes full of curiosity and his
- ears strained to catch by chance a word&mdash;the little scene that was
- being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care that Johnson should
- be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's house necessitated a
- walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; but this was nothing to
- Boswell, who had every confidence in his own capability to extract from
- his great patron some account of the secrets which had been exchanged in
- the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object&mdash;nay,
- when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch,
- Johnson turned upon him, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell you
- that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, woman
- or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be a
- friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, who had
- every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by you,
- sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his
- good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month of
- inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during the
- summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the
- Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house in
- Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through Goldsmith's,
- and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was very eloquent in
- his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, he said, in spite of
- the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an impostor calling himself
- his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to receive the dedication of the
- new comedy. Burke, who understood the temperament of his countryman, felt
- that he himself might surpass in eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he
- took for his text the magnanimity of the author of &ldquo;The Good Natured Man.&rdquo;
- He, however, refrained from the attempt to prove to his companion that
- there were other ways by which a man could gain a reputation for
- generosity than by permitting the most distinguished writer of the age to
- dedicate a comedy to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits,
- quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds was
- as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at a corner
- so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of ear-shot, he laid
- his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best
- friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy&mdash;the
- greatest genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy,
- and there never will be another such.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon his
- face, every gesture that he made corresponding. &ldquo;Sir, I protest that you
- are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, but
- as for the rascality&mdash;well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both a
- great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for
- example, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a
- device as that bow which you made, Davy,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;It presented
- before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths&mdash;all made in the same
- fashion as our friend on in front, and all striving&mdash;-and not
- unsuccessfully, either&mdash;to maintain the family tradition of the
- Goldsmith bow. And then your imitation of your imitation of the same
- movement&mdash;how did we contain ourselves&mdash;Burke and I?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm convinced that he did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was
- tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not
- certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to him
- and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson and
- never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain,
- David.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, my
- friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant,
- Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are others
- who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man to offer
- an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to
- attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a
- man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow a bad
- word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole dozen
- could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our friend Mr.
- Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of generosity
- because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at them, but
- preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I would
- rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of a dozen
- yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such as Bunbury. On
- the same principle, I have no particular liking to be preserved to make
- sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that literary three-decker,
- Johnson.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old
- schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up my
- mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an actor being
- a degrading-one&mdash;about an actor being on the level with a fiddler&mdash;nay,
- one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old schoolmaster a
- more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it is probable that
- he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain truths which were
- told to him by the Dean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to
- Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled by
- that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking
- characteristics of the Goldsmith family.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour&mdash;declaring that he had
- never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were
- magnanimous, David&mdash;as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an
- arm, plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a
- grain or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I
- have seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest
- commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal
- force the immorality of the whole proceeding.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith
- and Burke&mdash;the former still talking eagerly&mdash;having waited for
- them to come up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said Reynolds, &ldquo;you have all gone out of your accustomed way
- to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some
- refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an
- opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady
- Betty Hamilton.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>O matre pulchra filia pulchrior</i>&rdquo; said Goldsmith; but there was not
- much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been the
- loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of
- Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's
- servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out by
- the servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I have to entreat your forgiveness
- for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your
- absence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;I
- cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the
- picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made a
- point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside when
- she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself
- to your Lordship's eye,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,&rdquo; said the young man, but
- with no great show of ardour. &ldquo;It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also a
- beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side of
- the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick&mdash;two birds with the one stone, you
- know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,&rdquo; said the young man.
- &ldquo;Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at the
- Pantheon to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it not a mask?&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, finer sport even than that,&rdquo; laughed the youth. &ldquo;We are going to do
- more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in twenty
- years, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?&rdquo; inquired Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,&rdquo;
- cried Lord Stanley. &ldquo;Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be
- acquainted with them?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have often longed for that privilege,&rdquo; said Lord Stanley, bowing in
- reply to the salutation of the others. &ldquo;Mr. Burke's speech on the Marriage
- Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always been my
- favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, Dr.
- Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so
- distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me
- invite you all to the Pantheon&mdash;here are tickets to the show. You
- will give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night
- when Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, my Lord,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;that privilege will be in the hands of Mr.
- Col-man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless,
- you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to act
- my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with an
- air of mystery.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does he mean?&rdquo; asked Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what I have been asking myself,&rdquo; replied Garrick. &ldquo;By heavens, I
- have it!&rdquo; he cried after a pause of a few moments. &ldquo;I have heard rumours
- of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers of the
- Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of Vauxhall
- and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the entrance
- of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the leader of the
- scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also one of the plot. Let
- us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss being-present for the
- world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not so eager,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;I have my work to engage me early
- in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to be
- on foot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have not, thank heaven!&rdquo; cried Garrick; &ldquo;nor has Dr. Goldsmith, I'll
- swear. As for Burke&mdash;well, being a member of Parliament, he is a
- seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We need a frolic,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;God knows we had a dull enough
- dinner at the Crown and Anchor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An Irishman and a frolic are like&mdash;well, let us say like Lady Betty
- and your macaw, Sir Joshua,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;They go together very
- naturally.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir Joshua entered
- his house, and the others hastened northward to the Oxford road, where the
- Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a year for the entertainment
- of the fashionable world&mdash;a more fashionable world, it was hoped,
- than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh and Vauxhall. From a
- hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and fashion sought their
- entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly Rooms when the weather
- failed to allow of their meeting at the two great public gardens. But as
- the government of the majority of these places invariably became lax&mdash;there
- was only one Beau Nash who had the cleverness to perceive that an
- autocracy was the only possible form of government for such assemblies&mdash;the
- committee of the Pantheon determined to frame so strict a code of rules,
- bearing upon the admission of visitors, as should, they believed, prevent
- the place from falling to the low level of the gardens.
- </p>
- <p>
- In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda,
- there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically
- excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to
- maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the
- most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed to
- enter.
- </p>
- <p>
- The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions as
- eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were
- sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going to
- those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such persons
- understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be optimists in
- regard to the question of the possibility of combining Puritanism and
- promiscuous entertainments terminating long after midnight. They hailed
- the arrival of the time when innocent recreation would not be incompatible
- with the display of the richest dresses or the most sumptuous figures.
- </p>
- <p>
- But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on
- the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The
- best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that
- the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them
- published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks
- artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility of
- actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually scandalous.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and
- declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their
- resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who
- affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying out
- of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make the
- management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in endeavouring
- to discriminate between the classes of their patrons.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the thoroughfare
- was then called, the result of this meeting was making itself felt. The
- road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for something unusual to
- occur, though of what form it was to assume no one seemed to be aware. The
- crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They cheered heartily every coach
- that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed ladies to the Pantheon and to
- other and less public entertainments. They waved their hats over the
- chairs which, similarly burdened, went swinging along between the bearers,
- footmen walking on each side and link-boys running in advance, the glare
- of their torches giving additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows
- who had the chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an
- officer of the Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and
- occasionally a jostling match took place between some supercilious young
- beau and the apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force
- his way. More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of
- the lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the
- next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing
- with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury.
- Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, drew
- his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the crowd.
- It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a space
- was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was thrown
- to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy dropped
- upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the crowd
- cheered and jeered in turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the
- frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a
- dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to
- use both.
- </p>
- <p>
- But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, all
- the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, and
- there was a cry of, &ldquo;Here they come&mdash;here she comes&mdash;a cheer for
- Mrs. Baddeley!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O Lord,&rdquo; cried Garrick, &ldquo;they have gone so far as to choose Sophia
- Baddeley for their experiment!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. Baddeley.
- There are many gradations in colour between black and white.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But not between black and White's,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;This notion is well
- worthy of the wit of White's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,&rdquo; said
- Garrick. &ldquo;But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it
- cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene as
- this,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week after
- to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By my soul!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;she looks as if she would give double that
- sum to be safe at home in bed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley,
- the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way
- through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance in
- front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold and
- silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of
- gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, and
- they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one side was
- the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. Hanger,
- equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was immediately
- behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of the lady's
- escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was seated,
- smiling&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,&rdquo; Burke
- remarked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;she was always the better actress. I am
- fortunate in having her in my new comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,&rdquo; said
- Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for
- several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of
- the Duchesses,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's
- sway,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band
- will emancipate him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If so he is in error,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;The Duchess of Argyll will never let
- him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady Betty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Till then, do you say?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Faith, sir, if he fancies he
- will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had a
- very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady is
- most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to
- Reynolds.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to Lady
- Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be a <i>fait
- accompli</i>; but there were rumours that the young man had of late been
- making an effort to release himself&mdash;that it was only with difficulty
- the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon her daughter,
- whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the
- crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and
- friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of
- dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also
- gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were
- plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession
- that a voice cried&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow them
- to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!&rdquo; The discordant
- note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment a seasonable
- one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town.
- </p>
- <p>
- The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up a
- shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a Methodist
- service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with which the
- early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another direction a
- ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as well as men; but
- above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the preacher was heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By my soul,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;that effect is strikingly dramatic. I should
- like to find some one who would give me a play with such a scene.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in the
- act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned suddenly
- round.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll take your order, sir,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Only you will have to pay me
- handsomely.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the
- escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,&rdquo; cried Captain Horneck&mdash;Goldsmith's
- &ldquo;Captain in lace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he
- would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to my
- Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would
- happen.&rdquo; Then he turned to Goldsmith. &ldquo;Come along, Nolly, my friend,&rdquo; he
- cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; &ldquo;if you want a scene for your new
- comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not wearing the
- peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to be resisted,
- whatever you wear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs
- stop at the porch of the Pantheon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As a matter of course you will come,&rdquo; said young Horneck. &ldquo;Let us hasten
- out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin to
- preach!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his
- arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as they
- could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his companion,
- that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but for the fact
- that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord Albemarle, and that
- his mother had entreated him not to do anything that might jeopardise the
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the
- means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort
- would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that his
- act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,&rdquo; said the Captain.
- &ldquo;Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole.
- But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty and
- the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party found, on
- approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being under the guidance of
- Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have had considerable
- difficulty getting near the porch of the building, where the crowds were
- most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed his way quite
- good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the people, and was
- followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little way behind. But as
- soon as the latter couple came within the light of the hundred lamps which
- hung around the porch, they were recognised and cheered by the crowd, who
- made a passage for them to the entrance just as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was
- set down.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed in
- front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a line on
- each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped out&mdash;she
- could not be persuaded to do so for some time&mdash;and walked between the
- ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered the points of
- their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy than they would
- have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at that period were
- doing their best to obtain some recognition.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the &ldquo;business&rdquo; of the part which she had to
- play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding herself
- confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick standing at one
- side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he bowed with exquisite
- irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit was too much for her.
- Forgetting that she was playing the part of a <i>grande dame</i>, she
- turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her hands&mdash;one
- holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan&mdash;crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's the
- prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,&rdquo; said Garrick
- gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the
- porch.
- </p>
- <p>
- The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely
- serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan
- collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the
- side of the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon.
- What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady
- visitor?&rdquo; he shouted to the liveried porter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,&rdquo;
- replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,&rdquo; said the young
- gentleman. &ldquo;Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,&rdquo; replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Hanger,&rdquo; replied the frightened actress, &ldquo;I wish not to be the
- cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, &ldquo;I know that it is not your
- will that we should come in active contest with the representatives of
- authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that our
- honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?&rdquo; When the cries
- of assent came to an end he continued, &ldquo;Then, sirs, the responsibility for
- bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords to the front! You will
- touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. Should a constable assault
- any of this company you will run him through without mercy. Now,
- gentlemen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and in
- that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few
- moments stood irresolute, but then&mdash;the points of a dozen swords were
- within a yard of their breasts&mdash;lowered their staves and slipped
- quietly aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt
- to withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily
- went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart.
- </p>
- <p>
- To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from the
- thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort walked
- through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being sheathed
- at the entrance.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the
- rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some
- of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to look
- scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave the
- assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose first
- husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively plain, in
- spite of their masks of paint and powder.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of her
- daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been
- twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess of
- Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of a
- body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob
- anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had no
- touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her complexion,
- and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add to their
- silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the cold
- whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. The
- solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that she made
- with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that lovely
- woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were
- small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the
- Duchess's elegance and distinction.
- </p>
- <p>
- Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at the
- lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her body
- guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, they
- exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess even
- smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster shrugged
- her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a Frenchwoman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance
- also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set
- her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be
- frightened away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Captain Horneck had gone up to his <i>fiancee</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were not in that creature's train, I hope,&rdquo; said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I? Dear child, for what do you take me?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;No, I certainly was
- not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven
- you the impropriety,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- (She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than a
- year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.)
- </p>
- <p>
- By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and now
- returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where Mrs.
- Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Lord Conway, &ldquo;these gentlemen are anxious to offer you their
- sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and to
- express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour them by
- your patronage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the management,
- with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,&rdquo; said Lord Stanley. &ldquo;She agreed
- to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She can take very good care of herself,&rdquo; said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat
- curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to underrate
- the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to divide the
- honours attached to her position with another woman, much less with one
- who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. &ldquo;Mrs. Abington is
- a little timid, my Lord,&rdquo; she continued; &ldquo;she may not find herself quite
- at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, to be sure; but for
- my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better taste.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was conveyed
- to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of the honours
- which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, and when this
- news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through the porch to
- the side of her sister actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll and
- Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two actresses,
- offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them frequently at
- the assemblies in the rotunda.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the
- condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged
- their shoulders once more.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was
- disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew that
- the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the Duchess's
- daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity of mothers
- with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible suitors were
- growing scarce?
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played under
- his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, and he was
- compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more highly
- finished exhibition of this form of art.
- </p>
- <p>
- His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs.
- Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he
- liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to remain
- in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious to see
- what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and his
- friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the part of
- the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, he heard a
- merry voice behind him saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the Pantheon?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; cried another voice, &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing of
- a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth
- century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on the
- Oxford road.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a
- handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride&mdash;and my sweet Little Comedy!&rdquo; he cried, as
- the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act of
- making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and
- Katherine&mdash;the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. &ldquo;Mrs. Horneck, madam,
- I am your servant&mdash;and don't I look your servant, too,&rdquo; he added,
- remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You look always the same good friend,&rdquo; said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; laughed Mrs. Bunbury, &ldquo;if he were your servant he would take care,
- for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it is not
- that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something gorgeous.
- What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and
- Bun-burys.)
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your
- company, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. &ldquo;But a
- peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after
- to-night.&rdquo; He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses and
- their admirers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The air is tainted,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, solemnly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. &ldquo;'T is as you
- say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I said not so, madam,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. &ldquo;As amusing&mdash;-amusing&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,&rdquo;
- protested Little Comedy. &ldquo;Were they not, Mary?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, undoubtedly those were his words&mdash;only he did not utter them,&rdquo;
- replied the Jessamy Bride.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such
- witnesses!&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I could deny nothing to two such faces,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;even though one
- of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius weeping
- over the Pantheon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for
- it?&rdquo; she inquired, with her chin in the air.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,&rdquo; cried the young
- lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,&rdquo; remarked
- Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the Pantheon
- without the knowledge of his biographer,&rdquo; cried her sister, with an air of
- worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well qualified to be an
- exponent.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to the
- Royal Academy of Arts,&rdquo; said a lady who had come up with Burke at that
- moment&mdash;a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every
- movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed low&mdash;again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which
- Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest
- unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,&rdquo; Goldsmith began, but seeing the
- ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and the
- compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by
- declining to argue out the matter with you,&rdquo; said the Professor of Ancient
- History.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's
- quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed in
- her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention to the
- words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, moreover,
- declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in accepting her
- patronage.
- </p>
- <p>
- She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms&mdash;most
- of which had been said at least once before&mdash;at the expense of the
- Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more
- busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the
- injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her <i>jeux d'esprit</i>,
- she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the benefit
- of her remarks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, pointing
- out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, suddenly turning
- in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing behind her mother, the
- jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the expression of dismay&mdash;worse
- than dismay&mdash;which was on the girl's face as she gazed across the
- rotunda.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith followed
- the direction of her eyes and saw that their object was a man in the
- uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. Abingdon. He was a
- showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence of some dissipated
- years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his bearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck and
- gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant&mdash;only for an
- instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to
- the girl across the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become
- white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after the
- lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy of
- feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been a
- witness of a <i>rencontre</i> which evidently was painful to her; but he
- spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely noticeable
- imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; and, professing
- himself woefully ignorant as to the <i>personnel</i> of the majority of
- the people who were present, inquired first what was the name of a
- gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently interested
- ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that elaborate bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, but
- after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have never seen him before,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I don't think he can be any one
- in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually nobodies&mdash;until
- we come to know them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is quite reasonable,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It is a distinction to become your
- friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor at
- the Academy are forgotten.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her
- attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens, child!&rdquo; she whispered to her, &ldquo;what is the matter with you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What should be the matter with me?&rdquo; said Mary. &ldquo;What, except&mdash;oh,
- this place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and
- well ventilated at all times!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,&rdquo; said
- Bunbury.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a
- moment,&rdquo; said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. &ldquo;For heaven's
- sake don't stare so, child,&rdquo; she added to her sister, making a pitiful
- attempt to laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, my dear&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by
- Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;I will not have our mother alarmed, and&mdash;well,
- every one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the
- faintness has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's
- company? Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a
- fuss. Lend me your arm, if you please.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With all pleasure in life,&rdquo; cried Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how
- greatly she was trembling.
- </p>
- <p>
- When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister and
- Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that,
- immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer
- who had bowed to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Take me
- somewhere&mdash;some place away from here&mdash;any place away from here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one sconce
- with wax candles was alight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should you tremble, my dear girl?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;What is there to be
- afraid of? I am your friend&mdash;you know that I would die to save you
- from the least trouble.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I am in no trouble&mdash;only
- for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you did not come in
- the bloom-tinted coat after all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was broken
- only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's song&mdash;the
- hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the rotunda and
- around the galleries.
- </p>
- <p>
- At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend&mdash;I wonder
- what you think of your Jessamy Bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,&rdquo; said he tenderly. &ldquo;But
- if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may be able
- to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a moment. Why,
- what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry in France
- together?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing&mdash;nothing has happened&mdash;I give you my word upon it,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be
- frightened&mdash;no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting,
- have not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could
- not understand&mdash;psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith; girls are foolish creatures.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? Think if
- it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs are
- concerned, but I feel that for others&mdash;for you, my dear&mdash;ah,
- child, don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its
- poignancy is blunted?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have never had consolation except from you,&rdquo; said the girl. &ldquo;But this&mdash;this&mdash;oh,
- my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's soul to enable you to
- write those lines&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late. . . '?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to his
- forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked slowly
- away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than a dozen
- steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of indecision,
- hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;it is only a woman who can think everything that is evil
- about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their own
- destruction, but by women.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let us go away,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I am sick of this place. There is no corner
- of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever any
- singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! I would pay
- fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her efforts.&rdquo; Her laugh
- had a shrill note that caused it to sound very pitiful to the man who
- heard it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was
- standing with Burke and her son.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Horneck. &ldquo;We have been entranced with its melody.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no; I have missed no note of it&mdash;no note. Was there ever
- anything so delicious&mdash;so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went
- homeward, mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!&rdquo; said
- Burke. &ldquo;It is the young miss in these days who insists on her mother's
- keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary was always a wise little person,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wise? Oh, let us go home!&rdquo; said the girl wearily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,&rdquo; said her
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the janitor
- to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach.
- </p>
- <p>
- He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder
- lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the
- girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could
- hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went out into
- the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While Goldsmith was
- in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was furtively glancing
- around, and before she had got into a position for seating herself by the
- side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so clumsy a way that several of
- the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, bowing awkwardly, and, to crown
- his stupidity, he turned round so rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran
- violently full-tilt against a gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to
- the side of the chariot as if to take leave of the ladies.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and
- staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until
- the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered wig, was
- barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his awkwardness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Curse you for a lout!&rdquo; cried the officer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith put his hat on his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look you, sir!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have offered you my humblest apologies for
- the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to say
- as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir&mdash;Oliver
- Goldsmith&mdash;and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that
- we are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you
- may be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging
- cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, shouted
- &ldquo;Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke forever!&rdquo; For
- both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as they were in
- society.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman,
- in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders,
- stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. Then
- he turned to his opponent, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you can
- let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or if it suits you better, sir,&rdquo; said another gentleman coming to
- Goldsmith's side, &ldquo;you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord
- Clare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My Lord,&rdquo; cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, &ldquo;I have no quarrel
- with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in the heat
- of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman might not
- make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I have the
- honour to wish your Lordship good-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed and made his exit.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen Goldsmith
- reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting him a letter from
- Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let him know that Woodward
- and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his comedy which had been in
- rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, felt they were right in doing
- so, as the failure of the piece was so inevitable. He hoped that Dr.
- Goldsmith would be discreet enough to sanction its withdrawal while its
- withdrawal was still possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- He read this letter&mdash;one of several which he had received from Colman
- during the week prophesying disaster&mdash;without impatience, and threw
- it aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save
- the expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken
- his lines&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;When lovely woman stoops to folly,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late....&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Too late&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had
- broken, as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had
- broken, when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is
- enshrined for all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress
- of tears. It would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in
- her eyes. Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice....
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl who
- had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other human
- being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had shown
- themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing himself on
- the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when Little Comedy
- married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him which had begun at
- Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he spent at the
- Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his &ldquo;Jessamy
- Bride,&rdquo; drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt from
- the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature&mdash;that in
- her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy which he
- sought. More than once she had proved to him that she recognised the
- greatness of his nature&mdash;his simplicity, his generosity, the
- tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his trustfulness,
- that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his intolerance of
- hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was the note of the
- most successful productions of the day. Above all, he felt that she
- recognised his true attitude in relation to English literature. If he was
- compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order to earn his daily
- bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English literature. How
- nobly he discharged this debt his &ldquo;Traveller,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield,&rdquo;
- &ldquo;The Deserted Village,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Good Natured Man&rdquo; testified at intervals.
- He felt that he was the truest poet, the sincerest dramatist, of the
- period, and he never allowed the work which he was compelled to do for the
- booksellers to turn him aside from his high aims.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood what
- his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of the world.
- She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she understood him
- and sympathised with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of
- her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the
- time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied
- her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered
- how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a long
- visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look of
- gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her with
- a letter. &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield&rdquo; was the book, and she had said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You can never, never know what it has been to me&mdash;what it has done
- for me.&rdquo; Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude&mdash;of
- affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes had
- overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not be
- easily severed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0105.jpg" alt="0105 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0105.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's
- song.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to think of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, on
- glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had
- changed from one of merriment to one of despair&mdash;the despair of a
- bird that finds itself in the net of the fowler.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to think of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of her,
- but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt
- certain, brought about her change of mood.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to
- guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him
- going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest
- means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep the
- man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most
- rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary it had
- proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the girls, and
- he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to regard the
- occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run the man
- through some vital part.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the very
- sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, and his
- too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number of answers
- to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no ill of her.
- He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly good. He felt
- that her concern was on account of some one else who might be in the power
- of that man. He knew how generous she was&mdash;how sympathetic. He had
- told her some of his own troubles, and though he did so lightly, as was
- his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing of them. Might it not
- then be that the trouble which affected her was not her own, but
- another's?
- </p>
- <p>
- Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the
- incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow whose
- appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had escaped
- with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an ordinary
- shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how he had
- declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a man he would
- have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but design, and would
- have been ready to fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of the
- man would be a step in the right direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the morning
- that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which contained some
- unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the details of the news,
- but he was certain that on receiving it he had a definite idea that it was
- unpleasant. When he now read Colman's letter for the second time he found
- that his recollection of his first impression was not at fault. It was
- just his luck: no man was in the habit of writing more joyous letters or
- receiving more depressing than Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable
- mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those
- to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He
- could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said,
- dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the
- stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best
- interests to be connected with a failure.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has
- not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It might be in respect to most plays, sir,&rdquo; replied Colman; &ldquo;but in
- regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to
- anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in
- this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall try to bear both with fortitude,&rdquo; said Goldsmith quietly, though
- he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his gratuitous
- predictions of failure&mdash;predictions which from the first his attitude
- in regard to the play had contributed to realise. &ldquo;I should like to have a
- talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,&rdquo; he added.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are in the green room,&rdquo; said the manager. &ldquo;I must say that I was in
- hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work would
- enable you to see your way to withdraw it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I decline to withdraw it, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been a manager now for some years,&rdquo; said Colman, &ldquo;and, speaking
- from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without
- hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so
- complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that was
- ever wrote.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to
- appreciate,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that
- what the people want nowadays is a novelty?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of yours
- is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's the
- novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, sir, the
- bringing on of that vulgar young boor&mdash;what's the fellow's name?&mdash;Lumpkin,
- in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the refinement and
- sensibility of the period&mdash;the fellow who talks of his bear only
- dancing to the genteelest of tunes&mdash;all this, Dr. Goldsmith, I pledge
- you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an early fall of
- the curtain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An early fall of the curtain?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene
- beyond that of your pothouse to be set.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not a
- pothouse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not
- apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad
- through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit.
- Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of <i>your</i> play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a
- share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for
- having anything to do with its production.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in
- respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act
- with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's office
- and went to the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he attitude of
- Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping with the traditions of
- the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it so contrary to the
- traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like the rest of his
- profession&mdash;not even excepting Garrick&mdash;possessed only a small
- amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented to
- them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his own
- acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted blank
- verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional lines,
- with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack of human
- nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and he could see
- no reason why he should substitute for them anything more natural. He had
- no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure a comedy founded
- upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious sentimentality of an
- artificial age.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had produced &ldquo;The Good Natured Man&rdquo; some years before, and had made
- money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who had
- condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that play were
- still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading
- characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but actually
- intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named provisionally
- &ldquo;The Mistakes of a Night,&rdquo; he at first declined to have anything to do
- with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential friends&mdash;friends
- who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised his genius when he
- was living in a garret and before he had written anything beyond a few
- desultory essays&mdash;and they brought all their influence to bear upon
- the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the comedy, but laid it aside for
- several months, and only grudgingly, at last, consented to put it in
- rehearsal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best to
- depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging his
- shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant to allow
- certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written them.
- </p>
- <p>
- This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position
- than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was
- soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a
- half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young Marlow,
- threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was serious in
- his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment Goldsmith
- assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract with the
- manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same contract
- by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was handed
- over to Lee Lewes.
- </p>
- <p>
- After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make
- the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every
- chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the
- manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every
- possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined
- to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he
- provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually
- encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints
- regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said he
- was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up their
- parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued
- rehearsing.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of
- conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He knew
- that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could not doubt
- what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round and go back
- to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw the play. The
- temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of determination which
- had carried him through many difficulties&mdash;that spirit which Reynolds
- appreciated and had embodied in his portrait&mdash;came to his aid. He
- walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with both Woodward and
- Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr.
- Colman,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;but I am sure that you have not taken this serious step
- without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. Colman will
- be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an agreement with me
- to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he will therefore
- sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick will, I hope, honour
- me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. Bulk-ley that of Miss
- Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the rehearsal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by
- the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and who
- had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now began
- to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had been a
- fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched garret knew
- what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate to kick
- downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him employment as
- a libeller.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to him&mdash;&ldquo;Sir,
- you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will not be my
- fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. You have been
- badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your ill-treatment nobly.
- For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to appear in your piece.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for
- ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and
- gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to assert
- that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I shall regard
- as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has passed I know
- that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection of the
- opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the success of
- this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward
- circumstances incidental to its birth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly that
- he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: they
- reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, caused
- them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,&rdquo; said Shuter, who
- was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Lord,
- sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident was to
- happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned to a
- certainty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place.
- Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening
- influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were
- acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith that
- none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet the
- members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption that
- its failure was inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had
- since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers to
- dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at a
- wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake
- during the greater part of the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her eyes
- at the same moment had yet to be explained.
- </p>
- <p>
- He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his elbow resting
- on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After half-an-hour's thought
- his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. Picking one up with a
- sigh, he began to write.
- </p>
- <p>
- Verse after verse appeared upon the paper&mdash;the love-song of a man who
- feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only
- consolation in life is love.
- </p>
- <p>
- After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again rested
- his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he had written.
- His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected sincerity when
- every one around him was engaged in composing verses which were regarded
- worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were artificial.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to
- Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would she
- be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his
- delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became
- known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had
- enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper
- feeling?
- </p>
- <p>
- His heart sank as he asked himself the question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?&rdquo; he muttered.
- &ldquo;Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is the
- chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should he
- himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life that the
- man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to live in
- loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was struck blind&mdash;a
- great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from love receives no pity&mdash;no
- pity on earth&mdash;no pity in heaven.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for an
- hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper which he
- had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. He did not
- tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand to the desk
- and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making the torn edge
- rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of a woman whose
- lover was beside her&mdash;that was what the quivering motion suggested to
- the poet who watched it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!&rdquo; he said.
- &ldquo;Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts,
- where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished
- men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew
- that friendship could afford him no solace.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like
- giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER X.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>or the next two
- days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes in his play as were
- suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. The alterations were not
- radical, but he felt that they would be improvements, and his judgment was
- rarely at fault. Moreover, he was quick to perceive in what direction the
- strong points and the weak points of the various members of the company
- lay, and he had no hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them
- a better chance of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman
- called the &ldquo;pot-house scene&rdquo; would he change, not a word of the scene
- where the farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow
- to be omitted.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems
- to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee house
- talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the fate that
- was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he not adopted
- this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become aware, as
- they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. When it was
- produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the manager up to
- ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a new set of
- lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject.
- </p>
- <p>
- But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some of
- them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not
- hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he might
- not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not possibly
- be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a pity, one
- of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be so easily
- avoided?
- </p>
- <p>
- To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand
- or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written it,
- he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the medium of
- these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the verdict of the
- playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on those scenes so
- early in the play was that the playgoers might know not to expect a
- sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a natural school of
- comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of the manners of the
- day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only the broadest and
- heartiest fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If the scenes are ungenteel,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it is because nature is made up
- of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less
- interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin
- when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a greater
- favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest gentleman who
- ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely on the ear of a
- boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not interfere with his
- romping.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point
- on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when he
- did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from his
- over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others&mdash;a disability
- which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in
- consequence, delightfully fluent.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast,
- he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that the
- Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some degree of
- apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might think he
- looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he was by her
- side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. The words
- still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it would pain her
- to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite content that matters
- should remain as they were. Whatever the words might have meant, it was
- impossible that they could mean anything that might cause him to think of
- her with less reverence and affection.
- </p>
- <p>
- He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to find
- out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom there
- came to his ears the sound of laughter&mdash;such laughter as caused him
- to remark to the servant&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour,
- sir,&rdquo; replied Ralph.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been
- entertaining them,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the
- entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been
- keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits of
- laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an
- amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him much
- manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the
- imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the
- details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis
- entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working
- laboriously at his &ldquo;Animated Nature.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good morning, sir, good morning,&rdquo; he cried, pretending to take off his
- gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect self-possession,
- previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. &ldquo;Now mind you don't sit
- there, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; he continued, raising a warning finger. A little
- motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, with his mincing ways, was
- transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy and self-conscious in the
- presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy politeness to get him a
- chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very one on which the man had
- placed his hat. &ldquo;Now, now, now, what are you about?&rdquo;&mdash;once more
- Garrick was the amanuensis. &ldquo;Did not I warn you to be careful about that
- chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? Sir, that excuse is a
- mere quibble&mdash;a mere quibble. This must not occur again, or I shall
- be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, my good sir? Now to
- business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man to make me a cup of
- chocolate&mdash;with milk, sir&mdash;plenty of milk, and two lumps of
- sugar&mdash;plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a patriot&mdash;none
- of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think on't, your
- laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for me; and mind you
- tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in it&rdquo;&mdash;this shouted
- half-way out of the door through which he had shown Goldsmith hurrying
- with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. Then came the monologue
- of the amanuensis strolling about the room, passing his sneering remarks
- at the furniture&mdash;opening a letter which had just come by post, and
- reading it <i>sotto voce</i>. It was supposed to be from Filby, the
- tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform in which Dr.
- Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the Haymarket would
- be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith had made up his
- mind as to the exact orders which he meant to wear, ending with a
- compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and discrimination in choosing
- a costume which was so well adapted to his physique, and a humble
- suggestion that it should be worn upon the occasion of the first
- performance of the new comedy, when the writer hoped no objection would be
- raised to the hanging of a board in front of the author's box with &ldquo;Made
- by Filby&rdquo; printed on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain words&mdash;giving
- an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here and there, and
- finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a postscript alluding to
- the length of time that had passed since the writer had received a payment
- on account, could not have been surpassed. The effect of the comedy upon
- the people in the room was immeasurably heightened by the entrance of
- Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, as the amanuensis, immediately
- walked to him gravely with the scrap of paper which had done duty as the
- letter, in his hand, asking him if what was written there in black and
- white about the field-marshal's uniform was correct, and if he meant to
- agree to Filby's request to wear it on the first night of the comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu
- entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit
- of the scene, saying-&ldquo;Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that
- more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful issue
- a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager of a
- playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why should
- not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew that
- Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, and would
- not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In an instant,
- however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious amanuensis, and
- became David Garrick, crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to reply
- to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of your
- experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with
- nature.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated at
- the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much what
- might follow.
- </p>
- <p>
- At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in
- the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir,&rdquo; said the amanuensis, &ldquo;we have no time to waste over empty
- civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we cannot keep
- the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the booksellers, 'tis
- the world we think of. What is this?&rdquo;&mdash;picking up an imaginary paper&mdash;&ldquo;'The
- derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed the ingeniousness of many
- able writers, but there can be no doubt in the mind of any one who has
- seen that noble creature, as I have, in its native woods, careering nimbly
- from branch to branch of the largest trees in search of the butterflies,
- which form its sole food, that the name elephant is but a corruption of
- elegant, the movements of the animal being as singularly graceful as its
- shape is in accordance with all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is
- mighty fine, but your style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature'
- should be himself both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon
- should himself be a buffoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes,
- leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis as
- to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer and
- warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked
- Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the
- imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then
- the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! Lord!
- what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to dictate
- to his amanuensis?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, around
- the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household in roars
- of laughter&mdash;as one delightful member of the household has recorded&mdash;over
- his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of Dr. Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And all this,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;came out of the paltry story which I told
- him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment he sat
- down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I knew he
- saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea and send
- him away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith was
- delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from care. He had
- gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear that she was
- unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry a mood as he
- had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at dinner, and he
- was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the mysterious mood
- that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told
- him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though she said
- that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the intention of
- the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go together to the
- theatre and demand its immediate production on the finest scale possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence
- Colman in that respect,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Only to-day, when I ventured to
- talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not his
- intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be played
- for longer than a small portion of one evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The monster!&rdquo; cried the girl. &ldquo;I should like to talk to him as I feel
- about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will tolerate
- his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs some one to
- be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him how contemptible he
- is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. The occasion is one that
- demands the powers of a man who has a whole dictionary at his back&mdash;yes,
- Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten that if he does not behave
- handsomely he will, in his next edition of the Dictionary, define a
- scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps an author in suspense for
- months, and then produces his comedy so ungenerously as to make its
- failure a certainty. But, no, your play will be the greater success on
- account of its having to overcome all the obstacles which Mr. Colman has
- placed in its way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be the
- greatest success of the century,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so it will be&mdash;oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will&mdash;oh,
- we shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box
- and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed
- upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to the
- remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a
- suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour
- upon an ill-treated author.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least
- one of the two enterprises&mdash;the first being the changing of the
- mistakes of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the
- changing of the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager&mdash;ay,
- and of an author as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Admirably spoke!&rdquo; cried the author. &ldquo;I have a mind to let the name 'The
- Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Oh,
- do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot hit upon
- a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath of laurel.&rdquo;
- Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not far away, had
- put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a word or two of
- the girl's sentence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The
- Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a
- Knight!'&rdquo; said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did
- not like too many people to hear him make one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get a
- better,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss
- Horneck to discover the better one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse
- and damn the play,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;I have given it its proper name, and
- if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the
- reprobation of all honest folk who detest an <i>alias</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then that name shall stand,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I give you my word, Sir
- Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have it
- damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in England.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is very well said, indeed,&rdquo; remarked Sir Joshua. &ldquo;It gives evidence
- of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all should respect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, for
- she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, but from the
- other end of the table there came quite an outburst of laughter. Garrick
- sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he was telling an
- imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to
- question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the
- story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should
- not be told for the benefit of the playgoers.
- </p>
- <p>
- A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner&mdash;his name was Colonel
- Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck&mdash;took
- up the question quite seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For my part,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I admit frankly that I have never heard the story
- of Grouse in the gun-room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible, sir?&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;What, you mean to say that you are
- not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who asked
- him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was locked&mdash;that
- about every gun having a lock, and so forth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; cried Colonel Gwyn. &ldquo;I had no idea that the story was a
- familiar one. It seems interesting, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But you are an army man,
- Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the mess-table.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir,&rdquo; said Colonel Gwyn, &ldquo;I know so little about it that I
- fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog&mdash;I have myself known of
- sporting dogs called Grouse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;Ould Grouse a dog! Pray do
- not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, and would
- feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. Goldsmith was
- an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death severely.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he is dead?&rdquo; said Gwyn. &ldquo;That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to
- the narrative.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A particularly pathetic interest, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, shaking his head.
- &ldquo;I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that that
- dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us&mdash;that the gunroom door is
- now open, but that within there is silence&mdash;no sound of the dear old
- feet that were wont to patter and potter&mdash;you will pardon my emotion,
- madam&rdquo;&mdash;He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith
- became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured to
- assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, did him
- honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now without
- seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had too high
- an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face perfectly grave,
- while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to suppress came from the
- napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti said something in
- Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the melancholy nature of the
- party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'T is selfish to repine, and he himself&mdash;dear old soul!&mdash;would
- be the last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in
- the gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy
- I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he
- delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well
- known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had no
- particular character in the neighbourhood.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,&rdquo; said the Colonel.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, if the truth must be told&mdash;but no, the man is dead and gone
- now,&rdquo; cried Garrick, &ldquo;and it is more generous only to remember, as we all
- do, the nimbleness of his wit&mdash;the genial mirth which ran through the
- gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun
- is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse or
- two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet
- thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the
- comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not
- afraid to joke, sir, and&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy
- read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never
- actually narrated, but only hinted at,&rdquo; said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That makes little matter, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;The untold story of Ould
- Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next
- year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury, &ldquo;after the pains which Mr.
- Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of the
- story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.&rdquo; Colonel
- Gwyn looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that up to the present&mdash;ah! I fear that
- the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to be
- led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind you&mdash;I
- fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with laughter,
- which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel Gwyn's face was
- taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and then at Little
- Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never quite make out what
- was going on around her in that strange household where she had been
- thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the ultra-grave Garrick, and
- then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with a view of assuring him that
- she understood perfectly how he came to be merry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;these gentlemen seem to have their own
- reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate when
- to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet&mdash;ah, I perceive
- they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that,
- sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and
- the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I
- don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for
- some years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining
- in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of
- the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little
- embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who was
- hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends every
- evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which chanced to be
- broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of port-glasses at his end
- of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom he cheered by telling him
- that he had already given a lesson to Woodward regarding the speaking of
- the prologue which he, Garrick, had written for the comedy. He said he
- believed Woodward would repeat the lines very effectively. When Goldsmith
- mentioned that Colman declined to have a single scene painted for the
- production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick were indignant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,&rdquo; said the
- latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the play
- to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Davy, my friend,&rdquo; Goldsmith replied, &ldquo;I feel more at my ease in
- reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst&mdash;or the best.
- If the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal
- for the next year or two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the
- entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head
- and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting long
- sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was supposed
- to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment has survived,
- and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with Garrick repeating
- the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous change of
- expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with Goldsmith
- burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly amusing gestures
- the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed that Sir Joshua's
- guests were convulsed.
- </p>
- <p>
- After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two
- playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and
- did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines after
- the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous than that of
- the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an affecting passage
- from Addison's &ldquo;Cato,&rdquo; Goldsmith began to sing the song which he had been
- compelled to omit from the part of Miss Hardcastle, owing to Mrs.
- Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course Garrick's gestures during the
- delivery of the song were marvellously ingenious, and an additional
- element of attraction was introduced by Dr. Burney, who hastily seated
- himself at the pianoforte and interwove a medley accompaniment,
- introducing all the airs then popular, but without prejudice to the
- harmonies of the accompaniment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this
- marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion
- caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees&mdash;he begged
- the lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was
- accustomed to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica
- shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua to the
- Jessamy Bride. &ldquo;Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of
- hearing her sing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling
- Angelica.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Will your Majesty condescend
- to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned to captivate
- our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to conquer our
- savage hearts by the exercise of another?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
- thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
- springing to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By the Lord, I've got it!&rdquo; shouted Goldsmith. &ldquo;The Jessamy Bride has
- given it to me, as I knew she would&mdash;the title of my comedy&mdash;she
- has just said it: '<i>She Stoops to Conquer</i>.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s a matter of
- course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith communicated it to
- him the next day; but the latter was firm on this particular point. He had
- given the play its name, he said, and he would not alter it now on any
- consideration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play gave
- him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret at not
- being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he believed
- the manager would play to perfection.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the whole
- Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his customary
- emphasis, that no better title than &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer&rdquo; could be found
- for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and the rehearsal was
- proceeded with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
- in order to go upon the stage, &ldquo;Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
- must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we may
- be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
- filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; said Miss
- Horneck&mdash;Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
- topics of the hour. &ldquo;I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as will
- enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but to a
- whole archipelago of wit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Otaheite is a name of good omen,&rdquo; said Cradock. &ldquo;It is suggestive of
- palms, and '<i>palmam qui meruit ferat.</i>'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;you should know better than to quote Latin in the
- presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
- it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
- is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
- playgoers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,&rdquo; laughed
- Cradock. &ldquo;Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, and
- Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
- critics.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
- Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
- opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
- his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
- critics.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his
- servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every
- outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the
- broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed and
- applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons&mdash;especially the
- satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists&mdash;but it was
- the drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of
- Miss Horneck&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel
- Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much amazed
- as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage out of
- compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority regarding
- the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in the estimation
- of his company, remarked&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as
- generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the
- playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of
- your wit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent the
- instruction of Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; said Goldsmith quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed it
- during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it became
- understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit their
- regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been originally
- cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the prologue, which
- Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told Goldsmith, he had
- already given a hint or two to Woodward.
- </p>
- <p>
- The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which
- Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who
- threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely
- thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the
- epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley
- declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she
- herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's
- ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies
- were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; but
- Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple
- epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding the first
- performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was eventually spoken
- by Mrs. Bulkley.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an epilogue
- which will never be spoke,&rdquo; sneered Colman when the last difficulties had
- been smoothed over.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party,
- consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary
- Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production
- of the play&mdash;when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the
- niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny
- either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's
- almost caused him to break down.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him.
- She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not
- hesitate for a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;my dress
- would be ruined.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour of
- the play,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their dusters,
- and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one of the
- candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years contained
- such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. Col-man for a
- curmudgeon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and I
- only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this
- play, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;The credit of your friends, who insisted on
- Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And above all,&rdquo; said Reynolds pleasantly, &ldquo;the play must be a success in
- order to put Colman in the wrong.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is
- important to us all,&rdquo; said Mary. &ldquo;It would never do for Colman to be in
- the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be
- saved by Monday night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a sense
- of my own unworthiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,&rdquo; cried
- Johnson. &ldquo;Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to
- hear your play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who,
- when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care to
- send a guinea in advance,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, and every one present knew that
- he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by Johnson on
- the day that &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield&rdquo; was sold.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now,&rdquo; said Reynolds, &ldquo;I have to prove how certain we are of the
- future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday previous
- to the performance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the
- success of the play,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;To proffer such an invitation would
- be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public had
- attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who know
- your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that our
- esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday night,
- sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour to have
- you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what you
- mean better,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;A compliment is doubly a compliment coming
- from Dr. Johnson.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck
- walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter of
- a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character of Young
- Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had sufficiently
- recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how remarkable a
- character he had created.
- </p>
- <p>
- On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the St.
- James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found the
- author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a
- salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered with
- silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any mistake
- on this point.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens!&rdquo; cried the visitor. &ldquo;Have you forgot that you cannot wear
- colours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith. &ldquo;Because Woodward is to appear in mourning to
- speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy should
- also be in black?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;that is not the reason. How is it possible that you
- forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat of
- yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in front
- of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you hope
- that the King will command a performance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous
- garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in
- dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it
- before throwing it over the back of a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with his
- friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson,
- Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already
- assembled.
- </p>
- <p>
- It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook hands
- twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the King of
- Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for regret with
- him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He expressed a
- hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have so depressing
- an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their enjoyment of his
- comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did not
- think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would be
- quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the
- frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after
- all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose name
- they had probably never heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for
- the best, but still....
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of
- Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have
- heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their
- merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was
- concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat
- become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake
- of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the clock
- and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time to allow
- of their driving comfortably to the theatre.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds that
- Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his nervousness,
- began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken at Lord
- Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took place daily
- in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave all his
- attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to him&mdash;not
- even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity College to his
- friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the
- theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he
- had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant
- to have the omission repaired without delay.
- </p>
- <p>
- He never returned.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party remained
- in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter from the bar was sent
- for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was having his hat brushed,
- that his party were ready to leave the house, the man stated that Dr.
- Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in the direction of Pall Mall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir,&rdquo; said Johnson to Burke, &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is little better than a
- fool.&rdquo; Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Burke, &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that
- ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and
- let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say the
- best comedy of a century.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the playhouse?&rdquo;
- said Richard Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is
- concerned,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;I think that the best course we can adopt is
- for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be
- looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen,
- Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a
- burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the
- playhouse, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I know anything of him, sir,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;the playhouse is just
- the place which he would most persistently avoid.&rdquo; There was a long pause
- before Johnson said in his weightiest manner:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is very kind of you, sir,&rdquo; replied Steevens. &ldquo;But you may rest
- assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens
- hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood
- Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting alone in
- some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable failure of
- his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled him to hold out
- against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, suffer a relapse
- when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and his naturally
- sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his life give place to
- a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him to put in an
- appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his friends. Steevens
- actually made up his mind that if he failed to find Goldsmith during the
- next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage on the Edgware road.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house&mdash;from Jack's, in
- Dean street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster&mdash;but he failed to
- discover his friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this
- way; and all this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse&mdash;except
- the one box that held Cumberland and his friends&mdash;were greeting the
- brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably
- contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant
- authors had witnessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens have
- imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous figure of
- Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with a hand
- behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and as phrase
- after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and vivified with
- numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, he seems to
- shake the theatre with his laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge
- of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two notable
- figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather
- frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little
- Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the most
- notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare
- occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with
- laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which
- she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General
- Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and
- Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having
- lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom
- every one is so highly honouring at the moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, &ldquo;looking glum,&rdquo; as one
- witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of
- having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth the
- resentment of the pit.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few
- years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's &ldquo;Good-Natured Man&rdquo; at &ldquo;the other
- house,&rdquo; sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented
- &ldquo;Ossian.&rdquo; He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him
- an impostor.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her
- younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has
- for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from the
- pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact that
- Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his eyes
- fixed upon her&mdash;earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his <i>fiancée</i>
- are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important box in the house
- Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may be gratified by
- beholding her. It does not so much matter about her husband, who once
- thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a concern whose
- operations represented the potentialities of wealth beyond the dreams of
- avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the Gunnings when she
- first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever recorded to the
- eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, mindful of that trick
- which the cleverness of her mother turned to so good account, does not
- condescend to notice from her box, where she sits with Lady Betty
- Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though she is acquainted
- with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising between the acts.
- </p>
- <p>
- What a play! What spectators!
- </p>
- <p>
- We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought to
- those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with delight
- at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the little man
- with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality upon
- their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his
- biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed
- down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own!
- </p>
- <p>
- And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands
- nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in St.
- James's Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching for
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't speak, man, for God's sake,&rdquo; cried Oliver. &ldquo;'Tis not so dark but
- that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that
- the comedy is ended&mdash;that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in
- the middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is
- ended.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man,
- what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at the
- coffee house?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know what you speak of,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;But I beg of you to
- hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play&mdash;don't fear
- to tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly
- twenty years; I am not easily dismayed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear friend,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;I have no intention of going to the
- playhouse unless you are in my company&mdash;I promised so much to Dr.
- Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving
- yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art,
- sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean by that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise on
- the stage that you, and you only, can decide&mdash;are you willing to
- allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, who
- is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true
- prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great man,
- too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I am
- convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It shall not&mdash;it shall not!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith after a short pause.
- &ldquo;I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I have
- something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in this battle
- have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my friend&mdash;I'll
- go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to avert disaster.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was
- obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to
- Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of the
- play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence to
- insist on a scene being omitted&mdash;or, perhaps, a whole act; and
- nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his head
- out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the playhouse&mdash;that
- his worst fears were realized.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense!&rdquo; cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other window.
- &ldquo;The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental to any
- performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on their
- boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy has yet
- to be damned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage door,
- looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as if to
- see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the back of
- the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, in the
- part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had driven her
- forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was within twenty
- yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights were far too strong;
- unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have failed to recognise
- the familiar features of the scene. The next moment there came a hiss&mdash;a
- solitary hiss from the boxes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's that, Mr. Colman?&rdquo; whispered the excited author.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir,&rdquo; said Colman brutally. &ldquo;Why trouble yourself about a squib
- when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's a lie,&rdquo; said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as
- Mr. Hardcastle. &ldquo;'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was
- assured from the first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend
- while I live!&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a lie, and
- surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever uttered. Goldsmith was
- soon made aware of this. The laughter that followed Tony Lumpkin's
- pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle was a highwayman was not the
- laugh of playgoers who have endured four acts of a dull play; it was the
- laugh of people who have been in a good humour for over two hours, and
- Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from their laughter that the people in
- every part of the house were following the comedy with extraordinary
- interest. Every point in the dialogue was effective&mdash;the exquisite
- complications, the broad fun, the innumerable touches of nature, all were
- appreciated by an audience whose expression of gratification fell little
- short of rapture.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not return
- to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue was spoken
- by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night.
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of speaking
- to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, and from
- them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the first scene
- to the one which was being represented, the performance had been a
- succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every member of
- the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and scenery
- familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary success of
- the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the offensive terms of
- the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the audience, several of
- the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and cheering for some time&mdash;so
- much Goldsmith learned little by little at intervals from the actors.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my
- word; he has treated me cruelly&mdash;more cruelly than he has any idea
- of,&rdquo; said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. &ldquo;But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do
- anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes much
- to you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith then, sir,&rdquo; cried Lewes, &ldquo;I'll keep you to your word. My benefit
- will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so he had.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue,
- Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs.
- Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, and
- affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through half-closed
- eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, &ldquo;I
- hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were
- foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray of you
- not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at having
- resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished
- sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I might
- have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Nay, I have a
- part in my mind for you already&mdash;that is, if you will be good enough
- to accept it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!&rdquo; cried the actress, offering him both
- her hands. &ldquo;I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0173.jpg" alt="0173 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0173.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company and
- the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of
- congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter
- had filled the theatre.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr.
- Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You
- dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent,
- indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. On
- the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding modesty
- good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make you a
- coxcomb.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I hope not, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;No, you don't hope it, sir,&rdquo; cried
- Johnson. &ldquo;You are thinking at this moment how much better you are than
- your betters&mdash;I see it on your face, you rascal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he has a right to think so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury. &ldquo;Come, Dr. Goldsmith,
- speak up, say something insulting to your betters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Certainly, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Where are they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well said!&rdquo; cried Edmund Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. We
- expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back
- garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake on
- the walls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. She
- knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she was
- not mistaken.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit and
- gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in the
- green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived the
- moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly imagined was
- an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the points in his
- comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian into Reynolds's
- ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the background with the
- Bunburys.
- </p>
- <p>
- So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in uniform
- had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind Mr.
- Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, saying
- a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, though it
- was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the girl, and
- perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes were turned
- upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out her
- inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the
- people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing was
- paying no attention to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought it
- advisable to bring her prattle to a close.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;We have given you our ears for more
- than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Yes, you
- were remarking that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be compared
- to a boy who has robbed an orchard,&rdquo; said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True&mdash;very true, madam,&rdquo; said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp
- involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling
- beside her. She was not smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, 'tis true; but why?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice
- did not appeal to Goldsmith only.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; that's just it&mdash;why?&rdquo; said he. Mary Horneck had turned away
- from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and Henry
- Bunbury were standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. &ldquo;Why? Why is an Irishman who has become
- suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because his
- booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in his
- pockets what he is not entitled to.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly
- did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the
- successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his
- attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had
- gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even
- more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?&rdquo; said Mr. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir!&rdquo; cried Bunbury; &ldquo;mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed
- some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What did I say, Goldy?&rdquo; cried Johnson. &ldquo;Was it not that, after the
- presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one
- of them I accepted some days ago,&rdquo; said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale
- hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as
- conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
- laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of the
- Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
- involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious to
- explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this form
- of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that refers
- to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
- Garrick's lines in proof&mdash;proof positive, mind&mdash;that he &ldquo;talked
- like poor Poll.&rdquo; He is the first man on record who has been condemned
- solely because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
- couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
- thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
- expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
- given utterance to some delightful witticism&mdash;which the recording
- demons around him delighted to turn against himself&mdash;was the
- expression which makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The
- man who &ldquo;talked like poor Poll&rdquo; was the man who, even before he had done
- anything in literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by
- Bishop Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase
- and a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the
- fastidious Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put
- himself to great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that the
- man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. Abington,
- had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying to supper had
- left the room he remained for a few moments to make his adieux to the
- players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall take good care that you don't, sir,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!&rdquo; he cried, bowing as
- he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he suddenly
- returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. &ldquo;Why, if I wasn't
- going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman in uniform
- who was speaking with you just now,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I fancy I have met him
- somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name is Jackson,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Yes, Captain Jackson, though the Lord
- only knows what he is captain of.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;'Tis
- as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by professing
- to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly
- affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the occasion,
- she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in their coach&mdash;her
- mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had
- produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having
- eaten no dinner&mdash;Johnson and his friends had been by no means
- reticent on the subject of the dinner&mdash;he was without an appetite for
- the delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was
- in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and
- endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained
- almost speechless the whole evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been quite
- obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with us at
- Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a little
- comedy may become a great tragedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his
- play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and
- Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as he
- could without being rude.
- </p>
- <p>
- He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick Court.
- But it was almost daylight before he went to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- All his life he had been looking forward to this night&mdash;the night
- that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him an
- incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his period.
- And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with destiny was
- within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever felt in his
- garret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0015" id="link2HCH0015"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hat did it all
- mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not
- refer to the reception given to &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer,&rdquo; which had placed
- him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to the
- strange incident which had occurred in the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had been
- speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of
- reputation&mdash;he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of
- reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green
- room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his
- glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the eyes of
- such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. Woffington,
- showed that he was a person of no position in society. This conclusion to
- which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no persons of any
- distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the playhouse had
- shown that they were acquainted with him&mdash;no one person save only
- Mary Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and Mrs.
- Bulk-ley.
- </p>
- <p>
- This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have been
- incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had invariably
- shunned in society those persons&mdash;women as well as men&mdash;who had
- shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested the man&mdash;he
- was popular enough at that period&mdash;who had allowed innuendoes to do
- duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman&mdash;she is popular
- enough now&mdash;who had laughed at and made light of the innuendoes,
- bordering upon impropriety, of such a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least
- fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt.
- The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands with
- the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for her own
- ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary Horneck
- stood in a very different position from that occupied by the Duchess.
- While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the lead of any
- leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from the actresses.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one of
- these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor&mdash;a man
- who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family.
- </p>
- <p>
- What could this curious incident mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon
- the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which
- had arrived&mdash;not a post had been missed&mdash;from persons who
- professed the most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to
- borrow from him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom
- he had rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had,
- consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would continue
- his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so marked a
- way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their letters lay
- unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he sent his
- guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That was how he
- contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had earned since
- leaving his garret.)
- </p>
- <p>
- His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he
- left his chambers.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what
- no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed to
- notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain Jackson&mdash;he
- would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared to him more
- than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to another girl all
- that he had noticed, he would have said that such a matter required no
- explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young girls with men of the
- stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, however, the matter was
- not so easily explained. The shrug and the raising of the eyebrows were
- singularly inappropriate to any consideration of an incident in which she
- was concerned.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the
- success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several of
- the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on terms of
- the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a cordiality,
- the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. Among them was
- one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had early found a friend
- in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this early friendship of his.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant
- word, and whose wife was his laundress&mdash;not wholly above suspicion as
- regards her honesty&mdash;stammered his congratulations, and received the
- crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he had
- always suspected&mdash;that there was a great deal of friendliness in the
- world for men who have become successful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling
- that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before
- another hour would pass.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was
- alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some
- time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of such
- intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to inquire if
- Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to ear as he
- admitted the visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,&rdquo; he said,
- his grin expanding genially.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the table&mdash;and
- Mr. Marlow's man, sir&mdash;as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what more
- you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says he quite
- cool-like and satisfied&mdash;and it's the gentleman's own private house,
- after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh till he
- thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then sent us
- off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some fools about us
- said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. Northcote&mdash;Sir
- Joshua's young man, sir&mdash;he up and says that nature isn't always
- genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth&mdash;I beg
- your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself
- couldn't ha' done worse than me&mdash;talking so familiar-like, instead of
- showing you up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;the patron has the privilege of addressing
- his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons,
- George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; and,
- to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for my
- benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,&rdquo; whispered the man, for he had led the
- way to the drawingroom door. &ldquo;I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If I
- told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory
- without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls this
- year, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice
- that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to
- smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely
- ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were
- sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them that
- touched him deeply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do
- honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,&rdquo; she said,
- giving him her hand. &ldquo;But it was impossible&mdash;oh, quite impossible,
- for me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering
- how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear friend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I was looking forward to
- that night also&mdash;I don't know for how many years&mdash;all my life,
- it seems to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind!&rdquo; she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. &ldquo;Never mind!
- your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you now;
- every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a
- single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was
- miserable.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it,&rdquo; she said, giving him her hand once more. &ldquo;I know it, and
- knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is the matter, Mary?&rdquo; he asked her after a pause. &ldquo;Once before I
- begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be
- able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man of
- many resources.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot tell you,&rdquo; she said slowly, but with great emphasis. &ldquo;There are
- some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree that a
- woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with another&mdash;either
- with a sister or with a brother&mdash;even so good a friend as Oliver
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its origin
- to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I see everything but too plainly,&rdquo; she cried, throwing herself down
- on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. &ldquo;Why, all my
- misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises.
- Oh, I have said too much,&rdquo; she cried piteously. She had sprung to her feet
- and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. &ldquo;Pray forget what I
- have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; oh, pray
- go away&mdash;go away and leave me alone with my sorrow&mdash;it is my own&mdash;no
- one has a right to it but myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a
- little flash from her eyes as she spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You shall tell
- me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room last
- night has to do with your sorrow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a curious
- look of cunning in her eyes&mdash;a look that made him shudder, so foreign
- was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A man? Did I speak to a man?&rdquo; she said slowly, affecting an endeavour to
- recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. &ldquo;Oh, yes, I suppose I
- spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded it was! And
- it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked in their paint!&mdash;almost
- as terrible as a lady of quality!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor child!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide
- everything from me you have told me all&mdash;all except&mdash;listen to
- me, Mary. Nothing that I can hear&mdash;nothing that you can tell me&mdash;will
- cause me to think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to
- make me aware that that man&mdash;Captain Jackson, he calls himself&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did you find out his name?&rdquo; she said in a whisper. &ldquo;I did not tell
- you his name even at the Pantheon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me
- why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well
- as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see
- rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How has he got you in his power&mdash;that is what you are going to tell
- me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not know
- me, or you would not ask me to tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would you have me think, child?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Think the worst&mdash;the worst that your kind heart can think&mdash;only
- leave me&mdash;leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I
- may soon die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything ill
- of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have written so
- much as I have written about men and women without being able to know when
- a woman is altogether good&mdash;a man altogether bad? I know you, my
- dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? Think of the
- friends you have.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but if
- they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with
- loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool,
- fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch who
- stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being thrust
- out behind to push her over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own
- thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind you,
- there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from slipping.
- There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, or else those
- who hold them out to you will go over the brink with you. Ah, my dear,
- dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In another year&mdash;perhaps
- in another month&mdash;you will wonder how you could ever have taken so
- gloomy a view of the present hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained there,
- however. Then she shook her head, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! Alas!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his own,
- laying his other caressingly on her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You fill
- with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that it
- would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my dying
- could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What I do say
- is that I should like to live for you&mdash;to live to see happiness once
- again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing&mdash;you will not
- give me a chance of helping you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She shook her head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dare not&mdash;I dare not,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I dare not run the chance of
- forfeiting your regard forever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good-bye,&rdquo; he said after a pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand
- and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only
- beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again&mdash;that
- you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the
- company of such a man&mdash;talking to him as I saw you last night&mdash;what
- would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible
- construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my
- dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! alas!&rdquo; she cried piteously. &ldquo;I cannot make you such a promise. You
- will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my own free
- will?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over
- you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that
- power over me&mdash;he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot
- speak to you more! Leave me&mdash;leave me! I have been a fool and I must
- pay the penalty of my folly.&rdquo; Before he could make a reply, the door was
- opened and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more
- sedately and with a word of remonstrance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, dear Mamma,&rdquo; cried Little Comedy. &ldquo;What Mary needs is some one
- who will raise her spirits&mdash;Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I am
- sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? Nay,
- you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain that you
- would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but I protest it would
- seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your attention. He doesn't look
- particularly like our agreeable Rattle at the present moment, does he,
- Mamma? And it was the same at supper last night. It might have been
- fancied that he was celebrating a great failure instead of a huge
- success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating
- the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the author
- some account of what the friends whom she had met that day said of the
- piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a perpetually
- sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her gaiety was out of
- tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the first breathing
- space that the girl permitted him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e felt that the
- result of his interview with Mary was to render more mysterious than ever
- the question which he had hoped to solve.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he
- had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd enough
- to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed account
- of his interview with the girl&mdash;a detailed account of his observation
- of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the Pantheon, then
- in the green room of Covent Garden&mdash;would have no trouble whatever in
- accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could see the shrugs
- of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed to be vastly
- grieved.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all womankind
- together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one woman to be
- swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind generally.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe that
- she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think anything
- evil regarding her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is not as others,&rdquo; was the phrase that was in his mind&mdash;the
- thought that was in his heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance that
- when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not as other
- women are.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that when
- a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from other
- women, he loves that woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out the
- heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that had
- occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in the same
- apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that the killing
- of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question which was
- puzzling him.
- </p>
- <p>
- After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he went
- to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of the
- author's nights for &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer.&rdquo; Baretti was a well known
- personage in the best literary society in London, having consolidated his
- reputation by the publication of his English and Italian dictionary. He
- had been Johnson's friend since his first exile from Italy, and it was
- through his influence Baretti, on the formation of the Royal Academy, had
- been appointed Secretary for Foreign Correspondence. To Johnson also he
- owed the more remunerative appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'.
- He had frequently dined with Goldsmith at his chambers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the
- author of the play upon his success.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it creates
- in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,&rdquo; said the Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Goldsmith quickly, &ldquo;that is just what I wish to have a word
- with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I
- should be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What,&rdquo; cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who had
- certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. &ldquo;What, do you mean to
- fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be your
- weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen you
- should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty certain
- of victory.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; but there are cases&mdash;well, one never knows what may happen,
- and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can do a
- little sword play&mdash;enough to enable me to face a moderately good
- antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted
- in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did you retort?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised as
- gentlemen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bacchus! An effective retort! And then&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after
- making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout of
- swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any
- compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of
- any first-rate master of the art in London?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you into
- a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better make it five years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five years?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I
- express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be made
- a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell you
- that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front place among
- swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so short-sighted I
- could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I shall never kill a
- man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have made up my mind to have some lessons,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;and I know
- there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha!&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there
- are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian
- teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If
- you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with
- such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser
- fiber than yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men&mdash;nay,
- even an Irishman&mdash;to show himself adroit with a sword,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith; &ldquo;and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services
- towards this end.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no further
- than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular wish to place
- myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I fancy I can
- see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a fencing master.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall keep it a secret,&rdquo; laughed Baretti; &ldquo;but mind, sir, when you run
- your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the court
- as a witness as to your pacific character.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called as
- a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with the
- murder of a man.)
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had taken
- at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own nature so
- imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel with Captain
- Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him through a vital
- part.
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers
- containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon Colman
- for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic of the
- town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and so
- strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial,
- express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He
- posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good
- care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement with
- whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with
- scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from
- the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the
- lampooners to refrain from molesting him further.
- </p>
- <p>
- If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have
- enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many months
- of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his triumph in
- another direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern
- several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with him
- were Whitefoord and Richard Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all clearly
- ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was unaware; and
- when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had received, the
- uneasiness of his friends became more apparent.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what
- was the reason of their treating him so coldly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were talking about me just before I entered,&rdquo; said he: &ldquo;I always know
- on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, may I
- ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to me in
- your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I hold to
- be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all that you can
- tell&mdash;as simply as you can&mdash;without prejudice to your own
- reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most
- fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in
- which he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may trust&mdash;whatever may be spoken, or written, about you,
- Goldsmith&mdash;we are your unalterable friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, sir!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;don't I know that already? Were you not all
- my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to
- overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have
- bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;we received a copy of the <i>London Packet</i>
- half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous
- attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may
- assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to
- is none other than myself,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;It is
- the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;You
- know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once I
- made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation
- caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that it
- is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where is
- the <i>Packet?</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,&rdquo; said Cradock. &ldquo;Take
- my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise nature of
- that scoundrel's slanders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to sting
- me,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith. &ldquo;And so, sir, let me have the <i>Packet</i>, and
- you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr.
- Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a
- detraction.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the
- garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,&rdquo; said Steevens.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sirs, I insist,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;Why do I waste time with you?&rdquo;
- he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. &ldquo;I waste time
- here when I can read the <i>Packet</i> in the bar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold, sir,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Here is the thing. If you will read it, you
- would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched forth
- to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the paper and
- here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English writers&mdash;the
- truest of English poets&mdash;the best of Englishmen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick flings
- himself upon me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He took the <i>Packet</i>. It opened automatically, where an imaginary
- letter to himself, signed &ldquo;Tom Tickle,&rdquo; appeared.
- </p>
- <p>
- He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had
- nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank
- from it&mdash;he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing&mdash;but
- suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had
- crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then
- flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the room
- with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword and
- placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a word to
- any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane only.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0017" id="link2HCH0017"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>enrick's article
- in the <i>London Packet</i> remains to this day as the vilest example of
- scurrility published under the form of criticism. All the venom that can
- be engendered by envy and malice appears in every line of it. It contains
- no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains no clever phrase. It is
- the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the demon of jealousy. The note
- of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, strident and strenuous. It exists
- as the worst outcome of the period when every garret scribbler emulated
- &ldquo;Junius,&rdquo; both as regards style and method, but only succeeded in
- producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead of the thunder of the unknown
- master of vituperation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; but
- when he came to that vile passage&mdash;&ldquo;For hours the <i>great</i>
- Goldsmith will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a
- pier-glass. Was but the lovely H&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;k as much enamoured,
- you would not sigh, my gentle swain&rdquo;&mdash;his hands tore the paper in
- fury.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did not
- know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him aware of
- the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He did not mind
- any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have the name that he
- most cherished of all names associated with his in an insult that seemed
- to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was more than he could
- bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind him and had struck
- from thence the one who had been kindest to him of all the people in the
- world.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read.
- There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him and
- the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck in the
- face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to whom he had
- been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would undoubtedly
- feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself was to blame
- for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt that if the
- attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have escaped. Yes,
- that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over him to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself
- upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his sword
- he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been
- assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink from
- running him through the body with his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take
- counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew that
- he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a corner; he
- felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was made up as to
- what he should do, and all that he now feared was that some circumstance
- might prevent his realising his intention.
- </p>
- <p>
- He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, the
- publisher of the <i>London Packet</i>. He arrived almost breathless at the
- place&mdash;it was in Little Queen street&mdash;and entered the shop
- demanding to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises.
- Evans, the publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and
- hearing a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop.
- Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was in
- the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon me
- which appeared in the <i>Packet</i> of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!&rdquo; said
- the visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- The shopkeeper smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does anything appear about you in the <i>Packet</i>, sir?&rdquo; he said,
- over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith,
- stung by the supercilious smile of the man; &ldquo;you are the publisher of this
- gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote it
- struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with his
- cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his
- opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a small
- wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, and
- had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and all the
- noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his paymaster. It
- was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back from the cane
- of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a missile to fling
- at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a table and hurled
- it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it struck Evans on the
- chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over him. This Kenrick
- perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small shop chairs and
- rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; but, before he could
- carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop from the street, and,
- flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught Goldsmith, who had risen,
- by the shoulder and hurried him into a hackney-coach, which drove away.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the
- room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became uneasy
- regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving the tavern,
- had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent the assault which
- he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the person of Kenrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of the
- occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his conduct. A
- lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when delivered in a
- broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain Higgins's counsel
- of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have abstained
- from doing,&rdquo; cried the still breathless man. &ldquo;I did what my manhood
- prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done yourself, my
- friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans&mdash;it was that reptile
- Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to shelter him,
- what was left to me, I ask you, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were a fool, Oliver,&rdquo; said his countryman; &ldquo;you made a great mistake.
- Can't you see that you should never go about such things single-handed?
- You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who would not
- hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why the devil,
- sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when you left the
- tavern?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;And, besides,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with me
- to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. I have
- taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. Kenrick
- won't attack me again so long as I am alive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that
- Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of
- which he was a master.
- </p>
- <p>
- When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at
- Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John
- Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very
- like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew
- that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies a
- lesson.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly
- insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had
- been less gracious to him&mdash;if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for
- example, had been accustomed to treat him&mdash;regarding him and his
- defects merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have
- escaped all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause
- of her being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the
- forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to
- think about.
- </p>
- <p>
- The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that he
- had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several
- years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of
- despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks
- that could not be surmounted.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her forgiveness
- for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be responsible. He
- could not, he added, expect that in the future it would be allowed to him
- to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and her family as had
- been permitted to him in the past.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl
- when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow
- which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only had
- seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent Garden,
- and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had originated with
- that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if he was justified
- in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not asked him to be her
- champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it was a very poor champion
- that he would have made; but still he knew more of her grief than any one
- else, and he believed he might be able to help her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He tore up the letter which he had written to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not leave her,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Whatever may happen&mdash;whatever
- blame people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave
- her until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother had no
- reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and Kenrick.
- But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation passed away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my little hero!&rdquo; Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the
- threshold. &ldquo;What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what are
- things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the
- booksellers?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have heard of it?&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;You have heard of the quarrel, but
- you cannot have heard of the reason for it!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, there is something behind the <i>London Packet</i>, after all?&rdquo;
- cried Captain Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Something behind it&mdash;something behind that slander&mdash;the mention
- of your sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists between
- my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as this&mdash;a
- strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as you are
- concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which he was
- holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the words
- never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of his own,
- and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped it, and
- burying his face in his hands he burst into tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally
- affected.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, come, old friend,&rdquo; he said at last, placing his hand affectionately
- on Goldsmith's shoulder. &ldquo;Come, come; this will not do. There is nothing
- to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little aware of your own
- position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck family regard your
- friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good heavens, Dr. Goldsmith,
- don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid for immortality through
- our names being associated with yours? Who in a hundred years&mdash;in
- fifty years&mdash;would know anything of the Horneck family if it were not
- for their association with you? The name of Oliver Goldsmith will live so
- long as there is life in English letters, and when your name is spoken the
- name of your friends the Hornecks will not be forgotten.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his
- chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he next day the
- news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by Goldsmith in respect of
- the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the literary circle of which
- Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling was one of regret that
- Kenrick had not received the beating instead of Evans. Of course, Johnson,
- who had threatened two writers with an oak stick, shook his head&mdash;and
- his body as well&mdash;in grave disapproval of Goldsmith's use of his
- cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes were of the opinion that a
- cane had never been more appropriately used.
- </p>
- <p>
- What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands of
- pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly
- afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre,
- which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under
- Colman's management.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who
- had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl of
- indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period&mdash;some
- in the pay of the government others of the opposition&mdash;solely by
- stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person of
- the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in the form
- of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded Junius.
- </p>
- <p>
- The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the
- public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest in
- the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling audience.
- When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the <i>Daily Advertiser</i>&mdash;surely
- the manliest manifesto ever printed&mdash;the howls became attenuated, and
- shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, even by Dr. Johnson&mdash;and
- so emphatically, too, that his biographer could not avoid recording his
- judgment&mdash;that Goldsmith had increased his reputation by the
- incident.
- </p>
- <p>
- (Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account of
- this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and
- received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.)
- </p>
- <p>
- For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including
- Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now
- search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed
- him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel when
- he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster.
- </p>
- <p>
- But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends
- of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon,
- found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not
- responded to quite so heartily by his visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Johnson, after he had made some of those grotesque
- movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably accompanied&mdash;&ldquo;Dr.
- Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling
- that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to
- come rather sooner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you
- to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,&rdquo; said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;you were right in assuming that you could say
- nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a fool&mdash;at
- many times&mdash;in many ways.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir,
- and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of
- my suspicion.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he do
- after having seen me?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; resumed Johnson, &ldquo;it was, believe me, sir, a great pain
- to me to find, as I did in this room&mdash;on that desk&mdash;such
- evidence of your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean, sir? My folly&mdash;evidence&mdash;on that desk? Ah, I
- know now what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I
- suppose for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas,
- sir, who could resist Filby's flatteries?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;you gave me permission several years ago to read any
- manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably been
- advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect for your
- criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you suggested?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while
- waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,&rdquo;
- said Johnson sternly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith glanced at his desk.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I forget now what work was last under my hand,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;but whatever it
- was, sir&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have it here, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time
- noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson
- laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived that it
- consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the Jessamy
- Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had them before
- him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would be the result
- of sending them to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his
- friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the
- matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, those verses, sir,&rdquo; he stammered; &ldquo;they are poor things. You will, I
- fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they resemble
- my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my man, but
- Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the cost of
- repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man of
- determination with his own future&mdash;with his own happiness and the
- happiness of others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir, I scarcely understand&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the
- character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own
- heart speaks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that may
- come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your heart
- throbs in every line.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise the
- feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more happy than
- I fancied.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I protest that I&mdash;that is&mdash;no, I shall protest nothing.
- You have spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I
- wrote those verses out of my own heart&mdash;God knows if they are the
- first that came from my heart&mdash;I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed
- to own it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I
- did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been the
- sweetest&mdash;the only consolation of a life that has known but few
- consolations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable
- as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr.
- Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her
- family have extended to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson.
- What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better
- remain unspoken by either of us&mdash;what if I do love her? Where is the
- indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? Does
- one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself&mdash;yes,
- and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to know&mdash;and,
- indeed, I think she must&mdash;that she has been the cause, even though
- the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she will not be
- free from unhappiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens all
- my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, if I know your character&mdash;and I believe I have known it
- for some years&mdash;you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my
- dear friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but
- a battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not
- come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put
- it to flight before it prove your ruin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there is of
- beauty&mdash;everything there is of sweetness&mdash;in the life of man&mdash;you
- call it our enemy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I call it <i>your</i> enemy, Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from other
- men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for evermore
- from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he has proved to the
- world that he is most capable of all mankind of appreciating tenderness
- and grace? What trick of nature is this? What paradox for men to vex their
- souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from men, evermore looking on
- happiness through another man's eyes? If you answer 'yes,' then I say that
- men who are not poets should go down on their knees and thank Heaven that
- they are not poets. Happy it is for mankind that Heaven has laid on few
- men the curse of being poets. For myself, I feel that I would rather be a
- man for an hour than a poet for all time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us look
- at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate enough
- to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be brought to
- think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish enough to regard
- their kindness to you&mdash;their acceptance of you as a friend&mdash;as
- encouragement in your mad aspirations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak
- only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir,
- not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you as
- a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to her?
- Answer me that question, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his
- hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,&rdquo; resumed Johnson. &ldquo;I
- will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would
- only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but I
- ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on your
- side as ridiculous&mdash;nay, worse&mdash;a gross affront.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor
- resumed his discourse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you
- desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, and of
- forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your infatuation?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith started up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,&rdquo; he cried almost
- piteously. &ldquo;Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not
- hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that
- the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses
- which I wrote&mdash;I could not help writing them&mdash;but she does not
- know that they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it
- from me. My history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover&mdash;a
- blank&mdash;a blank.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor friend,&rdquo; said Johnson after a pause&mdash;he had laid his hand
- upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the
- table&mdash;&ldquo;My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups
- which are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I
- have drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of
- others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means to have
- double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself before now
- worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have faced life,
- by your independence of the patronage of the great. You dedicated 'The
- Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. You did not
- hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to offer you money
- for the prostitution of the talents which God has given you. Dr.
- Goldsmith, you have my respect&mdash;you have the respect of every good
- man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your detractors
- who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would give them an
- opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will not do
- anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and show all
- those who are your friends that their friendship for you is well founded.
- I am assured that I can trust you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen his visitor
- had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and gave way to the bitter
- reflections of the hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words
- which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception&mdash;to his
- hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion might
- be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of vain dreams
- that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his straightforwardness
- there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that made any appeal from
- his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in the utterances of his
- phrases when forcing his contentions upon any audience; but Goldsmith knew
- that he only spoke strongly because he felt strongly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson had
- said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake the
- sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would
- content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married
- Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town
- house&mdash;a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting
- his father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord
- Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were to
- present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck?
- </p>
- <p>
- It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his hearing
- to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. The tragedy
- of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their prospects in
- the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he felt, the most
- cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who make music of the
- passions of men&mdash;who have surrounded the passion of love with a
- glorifying halo&mdash;should be doomed to spend their lives looking on at
- the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of the music which
- the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy of life, and Goldsmith
- had often found himself face to face with it, feeling himself to be one of
- those with whom destiny is only on jesting terms.
- </p>
- <p>
- Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than
- Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew
- that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only of
- all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his cause,
- he would be regarded&mdash;and rightly, too&mdash;as both presumptuous and
- ridiculous.
- </p>
- <p>
- He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of
- letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking to
- themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to look
- forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a
- contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the
- poet for the loss of home&mdash;the grateful companionship of a wife&mdash;the
- babble of children&mdash;all that his fellow-men associated with the
- gladness and glory of life?
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was
- surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching
- such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation&mdash;he had
- sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness of
- having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of
- envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these
- sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval of
- his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He had
- sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his ills
- during the past few years had departed from him. He would never see Mary
- Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the burden of
- his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide by it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his
- resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the
- one consolation of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt down
- and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the manuscript
- into it between the bars when the light that it made fell upon one of the
- lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he had read the
- remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a sigh, he hastily
- thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little blaze had fallen
- again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could raise it by a breath or
- two, his servant entered the room. He started to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A letter for you, sir,&rdquo; said John Eyles. &ldquo;It came by a messenger lad.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fetch a candle, John,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too dark
- for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on the
- seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines that
- the letter contained&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear
- only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if not,
- then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers.
- He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never
- to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought
- that he was about to stand face to face with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the
- small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production
- of &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer.&rdquo; Only a few wax candles were lighted in the
- cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the
- walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast
- between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and her
- sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put her
- hand into his as he was shown in by the servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew you would come,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I knew that I could trust you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may trust me, indeed,&rdquo; he said. He held her hand in his own, looking
- into her pale face and sunken eyes. &ldquo;I knew the time would come when you
- would tell me all that there is to be told,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;Whether I can
- help you or not, you will find yourself better for having told me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There
- was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, and,
- after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the mantelpiece,
- leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into the smouldering
- fire in the grate.
- </p>
- <p>
- He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What am I to tell you&mdash;what am I to tell you?&rdquo; she cried at last,
- resuming her pacing of the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. She
- went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking with
- vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the sconces.
- Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a great effort
- she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil when she spoke,
- seating herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of that
- man,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You alone were observant. Did you also see him call me to
- his side in the green room at the playhouse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I saw you in the act of speaking to him there&mdash;he calls himself
- Jackson&mdash;Captain Jackson,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You saved me from him once!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;You saved me from becoming his&mdash;body
- and soul.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable
- me to do so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you if it had not been for you&mdash;for the book which you wrote,
- I should be to-day a miserable castaway.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot quite understand,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar of
- Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were
- complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which I had
- presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of reading
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was that which saved me,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Oh, what fools girls are! They
- are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest
- child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of men&mdash;some
- men&mdash;so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge of
- womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told all
- that we should guard against?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing.
- </p>
- <p>
- He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet
- Jessamy Bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you will err,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You will have to think ill of me. Thank
- God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me
- from all&mdash;to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When
- I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the
- village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had
- received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and feted
- in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love with him, and I&mdash;innocent
- fool that I was&mdash;considered myself the most favoured creature in the
- world because he made love to me. Any day we failed to meet I wrote him a
- letter&mdash;a foolish letter such as a school miss might write&mdash;full
- of protestations of undying affection. I sometimes wrote two of these
- letters in the day. More than a month passed in this foolishness, and then
- it came to my uncle's ears that we had meetings. He forbade my continuing
- to see a man of whom no one knew anything definite, but about whom he was
- having strict inquiries made. I wrote to the man to this effect, and I
- received a reply persuading me to have one more meeting with him. I was so
- infatuated that I met him secretly, and then in impassioned strains he
- implored me to make a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When
- he had been fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies
- had been active, and he feared that their malice would come between us,
- and he should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I
- consented to leave my uncle's house by his side.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you cannot have done so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You saved me,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I had been reading your book, and, by God's
- mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him I
- came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With the
- suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The scales
- fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to Damascus,
- only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited me. I knew
- that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a single hour&mdash;thanks
- to the genius that wrote that book&mdash;my love for that man, or what I
- fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet him. I returned
- to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote to me reproaching me
- for disappointing him; and the very next day my uncle's suspicions
- regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted in proof positive of
- the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself Captain Jackson, He had
- left the army in America with a stain on his character, and it was known
- that since his return to England at least two young women had been led
- into the trap which he laid for me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank God you were saved, my child,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, as she paused,
- overcome with emotion. &ldquo;But being saved, my dear, you have no further
- reason to fear that man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was my belief, too,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;But alas! it was a delusion. So soon
- as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in his true
- colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I had been foolish
- enough to write to him, to my friends&mdash;he was even scoundrel enough
- to point out that I had in my innocence written certain passages which
- were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of guilt&mdash;nay, his
- letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had been guilty, so
- that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. What was left for
- me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to me those letters. I
- asked him how he could think it consistent with his honour to retain them
- and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. Alas! he soon gave me to
- understand that I had but placed myself more deeply in his power.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The scoundrel!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had
- meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing that I
- had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France together!
- But then&mdash;ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me&mdash;I
- cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell
- rings I am in trepidation.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this
- account?&rdquo; cried Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?&rdquo; she asked. &ldquo;What did he
- say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me a
- fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my
- letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who had
- written them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And his terms?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith in a whisper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His terms? I cannot tell you&mdash;I cannot tell you. The very thought
- that I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have
- such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;for I
- shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no!&rdquo; she said, laying a hand upon his arm. &ldquo;No friend of mine
- must suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother
- for fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his
- plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters
- would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared
- that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from
- being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I
- determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope&mdash;the
- forlorn hope&mdash;that you might be able to help me. Tell me&mdash;tell
- me, my dear friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that
- of which poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guilt? Who talks of guilt?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Oh, my poor innocent child, I knew
- that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought of you
- except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted foolishly;
- you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your own pure
- heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any monster. Dear
- child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against this stroke of
- fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of escape for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to myself a
- score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what direction
- lies my hope of escape?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to
- invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it is
- the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one can in
- a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real life, my
- dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts of fiction.
- But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by halves. He
- will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from you and then
- permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity as that which
- you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as Heaven directed my
- pen to write that book in order that you might be saved from the fate of
- my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you out of your present
- difficulty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You give me hope,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Yes&mdash;a little hope. But you must
- promise me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I
- know how brave you are&mdash;my brother told me what prompt action you
- took yesterday when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish
- to place yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only
- cause it to spring.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I feel now that I was foolish,&rdquo; said he humbly; &ldquo;I ran the chance of
- forfeiting your friendship.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;But in this matter of mine
- I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save me, if
- I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man on the
- night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what my
- feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that if you
- had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his
- arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have spoken truly,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You are wiser than I have ever been.
- But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing that
- shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be saved,
- whatever may happen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He took her hand and kissed it fondly. &ldquo;You shall be saved,&rdquo; he repeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If not&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; said she in a low tone, looking beyond him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no,&rdquo; he whispered. &ldquo;I have given you my promise. You must give
- me yours. You will do nothing impious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave a wan smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am a girl,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;My courage is as water. I promise you I will
- trust you, with all my heart&mdash;all my heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall not fail you&mdash;Heaven shall not fail you,&rdquo; said he, going to
- the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her
- white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the
- more pallid!
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e went for supper
- to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none of his friends. He had
- no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as the latter turned Boswell
- into ridicule to make sport for the company. He knew that Garrick would be
- at the club in Gerrard street, to which he had been elected only a few
- days before the production of &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer,&rdquo; and it was not at
- all unlikely that on this account the club would be a good deal livelier
- than it usually was even when Richard Burke was wittiest.
- </p>
- <p>
- While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of
- the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce
- assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in
- attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss
- Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the
- town were talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He
- smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which
- the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty of
- the press as that of which&mdash;according to the writer&mdash;the
- ingenious Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across
- the room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the
- worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared
- with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew perfectly well&mdash;had he not good reason to know?&mdash;that
- the man who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross
- nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most
- notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals;
- and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the fact
- that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more eagerly
- read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. That was one
- of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of Junius: the
- appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, and there was no
- lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all that the public
- demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius one of the conditions
- of their acceptance of such compositions&mdash;all they required was that
- the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy.
- </p>
- <p>
- No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that
- Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money that
- he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called himself
- Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there would be no
- difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people were always much
- more ready to believe evil than good regarding any one&mdash;especially a
- young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been breathed&mdash;the
- result of the publication of the letters would mean practically ruin to
- the girl who had been innocent enough to write them.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled
- at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in
- regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum
- the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in such
- matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, that
- because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was not
- sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the
- possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should find
- it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and he believed,
- with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was situated would be
- to forfeit their respect forever.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and he
- felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often
- in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon&mdash;how often his
- friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly
- not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some occasions
- he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also remembered how, when
- he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned out that he had never
- been more clearly imposed upon.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system.
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question
- (which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of
- shrewdness).
- </p>
- <p>
- How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required it,
- cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly wisdom?
- By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he
- reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the
- waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings
- short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could
- not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly felt
- no vexation at being made so easy a victim of&mdash;he was accustomed to
- that position.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between the
- bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred at the
- end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, coals, all
- thoughts of guile&mdash;all his prospects of shrewdness were cast aside.
- He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, he had no
- right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his property. They
- either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary Horneck, as&mdash;as
- what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he had promised
- Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of that which he
- had admitted to be foolishness.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping,
- dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without
- reproach put those verses into the girl's hand&mdash;when, learning the
- truth, she would understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that time did come.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to get
- possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his
- attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes
- for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully aware
- that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of a criminal
- prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the discovery of all
- that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it
- would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular
- affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to
- defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with.
- </p>
- <p>
- That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the woman
- to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was accustomed
- to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should have
- considerable difficulty in finding her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the
- question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he
- knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to do
- so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and he
- liked her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him&mdash;if he made
- it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her
- while.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became impatient
- at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington until the
- evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced a visitor&mdash;one
- with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as Colonel Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He
- recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at the
- Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit to Brick
- Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted Colonel Gwyn
- as if he considered it to be one of the most natural occurrences in the
- world for him to appear at that particular moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said the visitor when he had seated himself, &ldquo;you have no
- doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of calling
- upon you without first communicating with you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not at all, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;'Tis a great compliment you offer to
- me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject
- have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose
- generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had
- so successfully caricatured.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The fact
- is, sir, that I&mdash;I&mdash;i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you
- how it is I appear before you in this fashion.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You are
- a friend of my best friend&mdash;Sir Joshua Reynolds.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr.
- Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem of&mdash;of&mdash;well,
- of all the members of the Horneck family.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way his
- visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what reply
- to make to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I perceive that you are surprised, sir.&rdquo; said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no&mdash;not at all&mdash;that is&mdash;no, not greatly surprised&mdash;only&mdash;well,
- sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like
- yourself, a soldier,&rdquo; stammered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past week
- or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Gwyn; &ldquo;but upon no occasion
- have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me she was by
- no means well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And they told you the truth, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that
- they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must
- confess a headache was not specified.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. But
- why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking a
- liberty,&rdquo; he said somewhat awkwardly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see&mdash;sir, you are, I know, a favoured
- friend of the lady's&mdash;I perceived long ago&mdash;nay, it is well
- known that she regards you with great affection as a&mdash;no, not as a
- father&mdash;no, as&mdash;as an elder brother, that is it&mdash;yes, as an
- elder brother; and therefore I thought that I would venture to intrude
- upon you to-day. Sir, to be quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but
- I hesitate&mdash;as I am sure you could understand that any man must&mdash;before
- declaring myself to her. Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you
- might not conceive it to be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to
- ask you if you knew of the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope
- you will be frank with me, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel Gwyn was
- a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat upright on
- his chair&mdash;a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some people, but
- that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat inclined to be
- pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that they were the
- manners of a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary
- Horneck away from him? he asked himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last he
- gave a little start.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should not have come to me, sir,&rdquo; he said slowly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,&rdquo; said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your
- confidence. But&mdash;ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a
- lady would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought it possible that she&mdash;Miss Horneck&mdash;might have let
- you know. You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so
- she might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair.
- Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of&mdash;well, a sort of
- vested interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate them for
- the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become accustomed. I
- have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the children of their
- happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if they were their own
- offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, that poets become
- sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, which is quite apart
- from the world of letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no
- difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the exact
- appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted as
- much.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But for that
- matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite
- plain to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;I think I gathered from your words all that
- you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to
- subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the
- lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your
- chances of success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How admirably you put the matter!&rdquo; said Gwyn. &ldquo;And I fancied you did not
- apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot tell,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Miss Horneck has never told me that she
- loved any man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then I have still a chance?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments to
- their fathers&mdash;no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to
- consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to
- advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself if
- you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to become
- attached. Add to the effect of your personality&mdash;which I think is
- great, sir&mdash;the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you
- have won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether
- your suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is
- some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss
- Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations
- that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the man
- exist who would be worthy of her love?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love
- some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It
- is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest
- consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. Goldsmith&mdash;not
- as men go&mdash;there is in my lifetime nothing that I have cause to be
- ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, her purity, her
- tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own presumption in aspiring
- to win her. You think me presumptuous in this matter, I am convinced,
- sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do&mdash;I do. I know Mary Horneck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with me
- in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me to
- thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me away
- without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that I have
- your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my
- happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn, my wishes&mdash;my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck
- may be happy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>ever for a moment
- had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men who were understood to be
- admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made humourous verses on some of
- them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic illustrations, and Mary and her
- sister had had their laugh. He could not even now feel jealous of Colonel
- Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more eligible suitor than the majority
- whom he had met from time to time at the Hornecks' house. He knew that
- since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the girl had no thoughts to give to love
- and suitors. If Gwyn were to go to her immediately and offer himself as a
- suitor he would meet with a disappointment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who had
- just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be exultant
- at the thought that it was he&mdash;he&mdash;Oliver Goldsmith&mdash;who
- had been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret&mdash;with the duty of
- saving her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's
- enterprise had fallen.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a
- position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the
- rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable
- instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the
- hand of the maiden?
- </p>
- <p>
- For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate all
- his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the struggle
- had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had become the
- most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor at the Royal
- Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most eminent men of
- the period. And then, although he was plain of face and awkward in manner&mdash;nearly
- as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as Johnson&mdash;he had been
- appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in England. He felt that he
- had reason to exult.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with Colonel
- Gwyn&mdash;he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel Gwyn.
- What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in preference to
- Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a mirror in order to
- learn what chance he would have of being accepted as the lover of a lovely
- girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to himself?
- </p>
- <p>
- He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he had&mdash;a
- glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from complete
- despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted with the
- task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her
- destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it,
- too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before
- him: he had taken no step toward saving her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the
- evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent
- Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his play&mdash;in
- which she did not appear&mdash;was being acted on the stage.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that his
- design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should pursue
- in regard to the actress&mdash;how far he would be safe in confiding in
- her&mdash;was frustrated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled
- with him&mdash;well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make a
- quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such a disaster.
- Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in Boswell's eyes he
- could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of a second person.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you do
- of the Irish nation and their characteristics.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,&rdquo; said
- Boswell. &ldquo;But now all is over; he will never see me again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in
- order to give you a chance of knowing him better?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,&rdquo; cried Boswell after a
- contemplative pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a
- consciousness of his generosity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me
- again?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would
- feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain
- secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of
- talking together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his
- biographer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which the
- Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo; he cried anxiously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith, with
- an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said
- that Shakespeare was pompous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you are imitating him,&rdquo; said Boswell. &ldquo;But I perceive that he has
- told you of our quarrel&mdash;our misunderstanding. It arose through you,
- sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Through me, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the
- Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no one
- of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has lately
- been mimicking the Dean&mdash;yes, down to his very words, at the
- Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made
- acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and
- upbraided me for half an hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To no human being, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To no one, sir&mdash;that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly
- have had the story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to
- expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well,
- perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail to
- make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend.
- Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly
- accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the
- Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity
- in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my
- friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human
- being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of
- that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in
- order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true
- biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick and
- choose the incidents with which he has to deal&mdash;that he may, if he
- please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his hero
- or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you frankly
- that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are mischievous.
- Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I insist on your
- writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the very words that
- passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and you will also
- furnish me with a list of the persons&mdash;if you have not sufficient
- paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream at the
- stationer's at the corner&mdash;to whom you gave an account of the
- humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship with
- me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do not seek
- to avoid so obvious a duty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam of
- a smile on his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,&rdquo; muttered Goldsmith. &ldquo;If
- I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of
- hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told
- him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained his
- forgiveness. &ldquo;You were right, sir,&rdquo; the letter concluded. &ldquo;Dr. Johnson has
- still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.&rdquo;)
- </p>
- <p>
- But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to the
- playhouse in order to consult with the lady who&mdash;through long
- practice&mdash;was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to
- give him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel.
- It was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had
- not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon
- his confidence with Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes
- which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act
- only of &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer&rdquo; had been reached, and as she did not
- appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next
- piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers&mdash;one which had taken the
- town by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every
- lady of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was
- a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and
- loose about the neck and shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my little hero,&rdquo; cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made
- his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then to
- Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? Oh,
- lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all a-dying
- of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There was a
- rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't,
- madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Faith, sir, you gave
- him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the playhouse, I
- give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about you, Dr.
- Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them all. For
- instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it was the
- first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making an attempt
- upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional channel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that,
- Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Though, for
- that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand
- before me in that dress&mdash;ay, or any other.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of
- compliment&mdash;I sink under it, sir&mdash;thus,&rdquo; and she made an
- exquisite courtesy. &ldquo;Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses'
- heads are as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am extremely
- anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most accomplished should
- be moved,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a comedy
- as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than that of
- Miss Hardcastle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have the design of one in my head, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your
- head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a
- great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And
- you have begun the comedy, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the
- air. I want your assistance in that direction.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic as
- Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you give
- me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I
- have to tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against
- him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his family&mdash;a
- critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your face
- suggested.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for help.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I
- think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When
- the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light&mdash;which I take to
- be the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman&mdash;he is too
- powerful for me, I frankly confess.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mine is a male fiend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not the manager of a theatre&mdash;another form of the same hue?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the
- greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to coffee
- house repeating it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was more
- than you could cope with?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>nd now, sir, to
- face the particulars&mdash;to proceed from the fancy embroidery of wit to
- the solid fabric of fact&mdash;who or what is the aggressive demon that
- you want exorcised?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name is Jackson&mdash;he calls himself Captain Jackson,&rdquo; replied
- Oliver. He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary
- Horneck's story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of
- this point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made
- any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman
- had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jackson&mdash;Captain Jackson!&rdquo; cried the actress. &ldquo;Why, Dr. Goldsmith,
- this is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy.
- Surely, sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for
- a battering-ram to overturn a house of cards&mdash;one does not
- requisition a park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of the
- power of a piece of ordnance,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;The truth is, madam, that
- in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for
- you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been
- doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief,
- there is a lady in the question.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was
- waiting for the lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is the most charming of her sex, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may be
- taken for granted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder in what part of the world she lived&mdash;certainly not in
- London.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared upon
- the scene&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden,
- the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence,
- even though the serpent be slaughtered.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pardon me, Mrs. Abington&rdquo;&mdash;Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely&mdash;&ldquo;pardon
- me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny
- has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story
- of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let it
- be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from
- taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; and
- how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to him, but
- had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them the
- appearance of having been written by a guilty woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The lady is prostrated with grief,&rdquo; he said, concluding his story. &ldquo;The
- very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is
- killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of
- knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis a sad story indeed,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;The man is as bad as bad
- can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the
- Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of
- meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell
- the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had
- been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point
- possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know that all
- the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of Scotland
- 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of guineas, Dr.
- Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to
- think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not in
- the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,&rdquo;
- cried the lady. &ldquo;Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in a
- bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego the
- dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the coins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may be right,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But whence are the guineas to come, pray?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a couple
- of hundred pounds.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! She
- would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she had
- written letters of affection to such a man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have allowed
- herself to be imposed on by a stranger?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen
- who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on
- your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return to
- the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? How do
- you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in
- conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room.
- It occurred to me that perhaps&mdash;it might be possible&mdash;in short,
- Mrs. Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel
- could be entrapped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary men&mdash;and
- of wary&mdash;is what nature and art have fitted me for&mdash;nature and
- practice?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear madam.
- But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady with whom I am
- acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest intelligence. That
- is why you are our greatest actress. The highest intelligence is valueless
- on the stage unless it is associated with a heart that beats in sympathy
- with the sorrow and becomes exultant with the joy of others. That is why I
- regard myself as more than fortunate in having your promise to accept a
- part in my next comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the
- author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him out
- of his difficulty.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,&rdquo; said the
- actress. &ldquo;Yes, in spite of your being&mdash;being&mdash;ah&mdash;innocent&mdash;a
- poet, and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man,
- Dr. Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to&mdash;to&mdash;well,
- shall we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the position I long for, dear madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know you,
- Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or two&mdash;that
- will give both of us a chance of still further considering the possibility
- of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe it was the
- lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were doubtless for
- running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his throat without
- the delay of a moment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most
- about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say,
- 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite perceive
- their bearing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their little
- step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, I
- perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress for
- my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used to
- term 'ructions.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not
- before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very
- effective kiss.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for he was
- not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had departed
- without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would have
- regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, that
- clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt that it
- was a pleasure to do anything for such a man&mdash;especially as he was a
- writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she could so
- interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be the most
- notable success of the season.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some
- progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not
- feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not been
- at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting with Mrs.
- Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. Abington were
- associated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day he got a message that the success of his play was
- consolidated by a &ldquo;command&rdquo; performance at which the whole of his
- Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because it
- meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the
- sentimentalists who were still harping upon the &ldquo;low&rdquo; elements of certain
- scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good augury. He
- felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan by which he
- should be able to get possession of the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had
- not been unmindful of his interests.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall
- yesterday,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;but I tolerated him&mdash;nay, I encouraged him&mdash;not
- for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, but
- for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking fool
- of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly makes a
- fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world,
- Mrs. Abing ton,&rdquo; said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with
- laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for I
- have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably the
- most effective.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have found that by your experience of traps?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;The
- smile is the silken net?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so,&rdquo; said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. &ldquo;Ah,
- Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me,
- but at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being smiled
- at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response to the
- encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my private
- address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when the fly
- begins to lure on the spider.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not&mdash;to the fly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. Sir, to
- be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private address,
- but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next Thursday
- night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my
- behalf&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that I
- am only interested in my sister-fly&mdash;would she be angry if she were
- to hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed
- upon Goldsmith's ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;she is a Christian woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said the actress, &ldquo;a very small amount of Christian
- charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. Let
- that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on Thursday
- night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round the corner,
- and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you to appear boldly,
- as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my hospitality. You must
- come into the room when we have begun, carrying with you a roll of
- manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene of your new comedy,
- upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall not fail to recollect,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Why, 'tis like the
- argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more
- elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;I think I know
- the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama of
- mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which you
- will not be able to play to perfection.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument.
- When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I trust,
- ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the pleasure of
- your society for even an hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will ask you to join us at the table, and then&mdash;well, then I have
- a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our
- friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known all
- his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters of
- his.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could
- possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity&mdash;the fact
- being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving.
- Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a
- romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had
- formed the basis of more than one comedy&mdash;he had a notion that if
- these comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have
- been so clearly defined.
- </p>
- <p>
- She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, sir!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity of
- my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt&mdash;not at
- scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a
- play, dear lady,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But then, you see, it would be in my power to
- make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the right
- moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that was
- necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes quite
- hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most ordinary
- precepts of art.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir,&rdquo; said the actress. &ldquo;Nothing in this world is certain. I am a
- poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my life.
- At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully arranged
- plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the slovenliness of the
- actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain dialogue, yet in the
- end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama out of the ruins of our
- schemes than we originally designed. So, in this case, sir, I am not
- without hope that even though our gentleman's lips remain sealed&mdash;nay,
- even though our gentleman remain sober&mdash;a great calamity&mdash;we may
- still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep your ears open and
- I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if between us we cannot
- get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,&rdquo; said Oliver; &ldquo;and I
- can only repeat what you have said so well&mdash;namely, that even the
- most clumsy of our schemes&mdash;which this one of yours certainly is not&mdash;may
- become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by
- that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you on
- Thursday evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0023" id="link2HCH0023"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith for the
- next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a consciousness of having
- wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon Mrs. Abington and
- discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing the purpose which he
- had at heart; for he could not but perceive how shallow was the scheme
- which she had devised for the undoing of Mary Horneck's enemy. He felt
- that it would, after all, have been better for him to place himself in the
- hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had promised to find out for him,
- and to do his best to run the scoundrel through the body, than to waste
- his time listening to the crude scheme concocted by Mrs. Abington, in
- close imitation of some third-class playwright.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her
- scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to join
- her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent his
- exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan for
- obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without
- seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when he
- had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness
- which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident to
- effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had suggested
- the possibility of such an accident taking place&mdash;in fact, she seemed
- to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than upon the
- ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think that she was
- right in this respect. He had a considerable experience of life and its
- vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a jesting mood the most
- judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be overturned by an accident
- apparently no less trivial than the raising of a hand, the fluttering of a
- piece of lace, or the cry of a baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and a
- vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain
- causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he met
- a young woman who changed&mdash;for a time&mdash;all his ideas of the sex.
- As he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that
- Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a
- factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an
- accident is only another form of despair.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he met
- Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an Italian
- fencing master and send him to Brick Court.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; cried Baretti. &ldquo;Have you another affair on your hands in addition
- to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You do not need
- to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;They
- have stepped between me and starvation more than once.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain
- to make money by his philanthropy?&rdquo; asked Baretti in his usual cynical
- way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot say,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith. &ldquo;I don't think that I can lay claim to
- the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any
- rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your
- mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best
- swordsman in Europe,&rdquo; said Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do so, my friend,&rdquo; said Goldsmith; &ldquo;and when I succeed in killing a
- critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as a
- memento.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall look for them&mdash;yes, in five years, for it will certainly
- take that time to make you expert with a sword,&rdquo; said the Italian. &ldquo;And,
- meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a
- fighter as Kenrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you
- may take a fancy to have.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a
- martyr&mdash;a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other
- unclean beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine
- within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he
- should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel,
- as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not want
- a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear one of
- our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who may that friend be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating
- with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the little
- Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. Sir,
- Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than&mdash;than&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A lioness robbed of her whelps?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is the
- bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that you had
- boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; and the
- best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit into the
- jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles&mdash;reminiscent of his
- native land&mdash;ever since.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of
- Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of
- Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous
- evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all
- the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, his
- first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite
- flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which
- every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy,
- said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit who
- had shouted: &ldquo;Stick to the coo, mon!&rdquo; On the whole, Garrick said, he
- thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in
- many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion&mdash;whatever it
- might be worth&mdash;that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was
- most successful in attempting.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions
- accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in
- believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to
- inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, and
- he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme which she
- had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of inducing the
- man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he was in the habit
- of keeping the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,&rdquo;
- said she; &ldquo;and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may become
- dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. If he
- suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say
- farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What then is to be gained by our supping with him?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, you are brought into contact with him,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;You will then
- be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take him
- unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? heavens,
- sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak&mdash;one
- cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening,
- and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this
- fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting the
- letters into your pocket.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll hope for better luck than that,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;But good luck
- is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the
- cleverest people.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. Abington
- as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take
- your advice and reserve my compliments to you for&mdash;well, no, not a
- month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done very
- well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly
- that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an
- alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of an
- adroit scoundrel. He had heard&mdash;nay, he had written&mdash;of the
- wiles of women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of
- testing a woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his
- estimate of their value.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare tavern
- at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll of manuscript
- in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the waiter to inform
- the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was very fluent up to
- this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave when he found himself
- face to face with the man who had made the life of Mary Horneck miserable.
- He wondered if he would be able to restrain his impulse to fly at the
- scoundrel's throat.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington that
- she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended the stairs
- to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved himself to
- play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not beyond his powers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her chair
- laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her <i>vis-à-vis</i>,
- for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting upon it and
- one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the points of his
- narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, pleasantly,
- but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the story which
- Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with his fingers
- still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most inopportune
- entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other is in the act
- of telling a story to an appreciative audience&mdash;say, a beautiful
- actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be seen to the
- greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb and flow of that
- roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate wimplings, rising and
- falling between the porcelain of her throat and the curve of the ivory of
- her shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition of
- Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. Abington's
- tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned his head round as
- the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward the table, bowing
- profusely&mdash;rather too profusely for the part he was playing, the
- artistic perception of the actress told her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my little author!&rdquo; cried the man at the table with the swagger of a
- patron.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers&mdash;the best
- time for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;we poor devils are forced to wait upon the
- convenience of our betters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their
- convenience in an ante-room&mdash;ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that
- the scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets
- write best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For shame, Captain!&rdquo; cried Mrs Abington. &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is a man as well
- as a poet. He has broken heads before now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>aptain Jackson
- laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself back in his chair
- and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had advanced to the side
- of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of the bookseller's hack.
- He played the part very indifferently, the lady perceived.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith, my dear,&rdquo; laughed the Captain, &ldquo;I would fain believe that he is a
- terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head broke
- by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I swear that I
- never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is accustomed to
- spread terror around.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear madam,&rdquo; cried her <i>vis-à-vis</i>, &ldquo;you must pardon me for
- saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great
- exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known kitchen
- principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a poet's pate,
- being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would overcome a
- sound head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I meant nothing like that, Captain,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. Then she turned
- to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. &ldquo;Come, Dr.
- Goldsmith,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;seat yourself by me, and partake of supper. I vow
- that I will not even glance at that act of your new play which I perceive
- you have brought to me, until we have supped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, madam,&rdquo; stuttered Goldsmith; &ldquo;I have already had my humble meal;
- still&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a
- hoarse laugh, crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated
- by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow
- himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the romance
- which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a party. Has he
- never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable kill-joy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,&rdquo; said the actress in smiling
- remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view of the
- poet's weakness. &ldquo;You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of parts. He
- is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; will you, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast at
- him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own part
- he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was patronised
- till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in a sickly way
- as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's cloak was
- flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to seating
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam, I am your servant,&rdquo; he murmured; &ldquo;Sir, I am your most obedient to
- command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such distinguished
- company.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so you should, sir,&rdquo; cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled
- about, laying a fresh plate and glass, &ldquo;so you should. Your grand patrons,
- my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you from
- slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely to
- feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, General
- Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I had half a
- mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking me over! May I
- die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the General a lesson which
- he would have remembered to his dying hour&mdash;his dying hour&mdash;that
- is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn upon him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;But
- I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being drawn on
- his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I
- swear,&rdquo; cried the Captain bowing over the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;And so I call upon you to drink to his health&mdash;a
- bumper, sir, a bumper!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With an
- air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained it
- with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hang him!&rdquo; he cried, when he had wiped his lips, &ldquo;I bear Goldsmith no
- malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam,
- shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge after
- charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health of a little
- man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show does his
- bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous to my
- heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Captain,&rdquo; said the lady, &ldquo;I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain from
- challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many healths
- during the day, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What mean you by that, madam?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Do you suggest that I cannot
- carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you
- gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that you
- would have a chance of offering.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,&rdquo; said the actress hastily. &ldquo;I will prove
- to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. Goldsmith's
- new comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you are very much my dear,&rdquo; said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy
- decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. &ldquo;Yes, your
- confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, shall it
- be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American rebels&mdash;curse
- 'em!&mdash;turn as green as their own coats&mdash;shall it be said that
- Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel&mdash;Washington his name is&mdash;George
- Washington&rdquo;&mdash;he had considerable difficulty over the name&mdash;&ldquo;is
- accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men&mdash;not men, but
- lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his Majesty's forces
- into the Potomac'&mdash;shall it be said that&mdash;that&mdash;what the
- devil was I about to say&mdash;shall it be said?&mdash;never mind&mdash;here's
- to the health of Colonel Washington!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Abington, rising. &ldquo;'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; and,
- sir, you still wear the King's uniform.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The devil take the King's uniform!&rdquo; shouted the man. &ldquo;The devils of
- rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell you,
- madam, that&mdash;nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is
- drank&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the
- room and seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung
- his cloak.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter
- upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. &ldquo;Hold, sir, I
- perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured by
- your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success to the
- cause that will triumph in America.&rdquo; Jackson, who was standing at the
- table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a
- half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make
- him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It sounds all right,&rdquo; he muttered as if he were trying to convince
- himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. &ldquo;It sounds all
- right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my
- little poet,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink,
- sir&mdash;drink to the success of the cause in America.&rdquo; Goldsmith got
- upon his feet and raised his glass&mdash;it contained only a light wine.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Success to it!&rdquo; he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his third
- tumbler of brandy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hark ye, my little poet!&rdquo; whispered the latter very huskily, lurching
- across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not returned
- to her place. &ldquo;Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a general of
- generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned me out of the
- regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from Boston port, that
- he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was mistaken, sir, and that
- one of these days&mdash;&mdash;Mum's the word, mind you! If you open your
- lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to pieces. I'll flay you
- alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, let me tell you. What
- message did he send me when he heard that I was ready to blow Cornwallis's
- brains out and march my company across the Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to
- man&mdash;though a poet isn't quite a man&mdash;but that's my generosity.
- Said Washy&mdash;Washy&mdash;Wishy&mdash;Washy&mdash;&mdash; Washington:
- 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the colonists,
- Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who would make the
- attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's the message I
- got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't everybody. Mark me,
- my friend&mdash;whatever your name is&mdash;I've got letters&mdash;letters&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, yes, you have letters&mdash;where?&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, in the
- confidential whisper that the other had assumed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and then
- across his face there came the cunning look of the more than
- half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his
- chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Letters&mdash;oh, yes&mdash;plenty of letters&mdash;but where?&mdash;where?&mdash;that's
- my own matter&mdash;a secret,&rdquo; he murmured in vague tones. &ldquo;The government
- would give a guinea or two for my letters&mdash;one of them came from
- Mount Vernon itself, Mr.&mdash;whatever your name maybe&mdash;and if you
- went to Mr. Secretary and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'&rdquo;&mdash;he
- pronounced the word &ldquo;Secrary&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;'I know that Dick Jackson is a
- rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are the letters to prove it?' where
- would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, my brains are not like
- Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the lady?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as
- well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm here,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of
- which Jackson's coat was thrown. &ldquo;I am here, sir; but I protest I shall
- not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?&rdquo; cried the man with a lurch forward
- and a wave of the hand. &ldquo;Madam, I'm shocked&mdash;quite shocked! I wear
- the King's coat, though that cloak is my own&mdash;my own, and all that it
- contains&mdash;all that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at
- his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; he
- saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness that
- only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the cloak lay.
- He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining until he
- came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the pocket a
- leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively into the
- bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was another packet.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over her
- chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that Sir
- Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as &ldquo;Miss Prue.&rdquo; She gave
- a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed coarsely,
- saying huskily&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A handkerchief&mdash;I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket
- of my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure&mdash;that's my motto. And now,
- my charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for
- I'll challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill
- up your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.&mdash;Mr. Killjoy, we'll
- call you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend
- only knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that
- the truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast&mdash;whatever it
- may be&mdash;or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy
- remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the
- man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass before
- Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand on the
- table, into a standing attitude, murmuring&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs.
- Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my
- table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He swallowed the contents of the tumbler&mdash;his fourth since he had
- entered the room&mdash;and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into
- his chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0315.jpg" alt="0315 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0315.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,&rdquo; she cried,
- standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her
- hand. &ldquo;You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and
- Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of my
- room, sir!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought it
- down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face
- watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken
- stupour, his jaw fallen.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,&rdquo; said the actress,
- pointing to the man who alone remained&mdash;for the best of reasons&mdash;seated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A coach? Certainly, madam,&rdquo; said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; resumed Mrs. Abington, &ldquo;may I beg of you to have the
- goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
- hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have a wish
- to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is Whetstone
- Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- * She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
- watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from uttering
- a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to Goldsmith that
- she was acting her part admirably&mdash;that she had set herself to give
- him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet which she, as
- well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket of his cloak to that
- of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great difficulty in extracting
- the bundle from the man's pocket when in the coach.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,&rdquo; were the first words
- spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in his
- repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. &ldquo;What did I say?&mdash;what
- did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel hurt, sir,
- more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. What's her name&mdash;I'm
- not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? Anyhow, she insulted
- me grossly&mdash;me, sir&mdash;me, an officer who has charged his
- Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac flows
- down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few stories
- about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been their darling
- always.&rdquo; Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but husky tone, for
- the brandy had done its work very effectively, and he had now reached what
- might be called&mdash;somewhat paradoxically&mdash;the high-water mark of
- intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter re-entered the room to
- announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at the door of the tavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
- it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
- the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord and
- a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. He
- made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed him
- down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord and
- his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such persons,
- and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith reached the
- street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold on, sir,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I am accompanying that gentleman to his
- lodging.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Doctor,&rdquo; whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, &ldquo;the
- fellow is a brawler&mdash;he will involve you in a quarrel before you
- reach the Strand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;The lady has laid it
- upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he instant he had
- seated himself he found to his amazement that the man beside him was fast
- asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the cushions one might have
- fancied that he had been sleeping for hours rather than minutes, so
- composed was he. Even the jolting of the starting coach made no impression
- upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had
- arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession
- he must act at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in
- detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All he had
- to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the pocket, and
- then leave the coach while it was still in motion.
- </p>
- <p>
- The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted his
- position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his breast
- to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened himself in
- some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite unaware of the
- fact that some one was seated beside him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear madam, you do me great honour,&rdquo; he said, and then gave a little
- hiccupping laugh. &ldquo;Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me all
- the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give you the
- plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold the
- documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to put pen
- to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to a fool.
- Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them&mdash;no price whatever
- except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they
- shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, my
- lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her own
- letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, in case
- of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, for I
- know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the pocket of
- my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em&mdash;in case of accidents,
- Ned&mdash;to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! and
- here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars for
- them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken
- man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he referred
- to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel had not only
- tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been endeavouring to sell
- the secrets of the King's forces to the American rebels. Goldsmith had,
- however, no doubt that the letters which he was desirous of getting into
- his hands were those which the man had within his waistcoat. His belief in
- this direction did not, however, assist him to devise a plan for
- transferring the letters from the place where they reposed to his own
- pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious
- Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of the
- brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his fingers
- remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would be quite
- impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith could not
- claim to be, to open the garment.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the
- packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet that
- it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont Blanc, was
- maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any more attempts
- to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, and Goldsmith
- knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough to cope with
- three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit so
- broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the
- entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp.
- Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest did not
- end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide awake, and
- he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he spoke that he
- showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very far from sober.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good Lord!&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you
- be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me&mdash;grossly
- insulted me&mdash;turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too,
- you rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you
- to look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for
- you. Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might not
- be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward attempt
- to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration of the
- question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open the door.
- He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the coach on to
- the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on its leathern
- straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the turnstile. At
- the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance to the court,
- almost coming in collision with Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cursed, clumsy lout!&rdquo; shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round as
- the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the other.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You low ruffian!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;You cheated me last night, and left me to
- sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been waiting
- for you. Take that, you scoundrel&mdash;and that&mdash;and that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the
- forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he
- fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the
- street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shouted out, &ldquo;Follow him&mdash;follow the murderer!&rdquo; pointing
- wildly in the direction taken by the stranger.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a
- pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his
- hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the body in
- order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more adroitness
- than was necessary&mdash;for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp all the
- street was in darkness&mdash;slipped the wallet into his other hand and
- then under his coat.
- </p>
- <p>
- A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which
- had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had been
- run through with a sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a knock-down blow,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, still leaning over the
- prostrate man; &ldquo;and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great harm
- has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a beer
- barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his
- recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back,
- almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a
- sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he
- meant by choking him.
- </p>
- <p>
- A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith picked
- up his hat and straightened his sword, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his physician
- in that way has small need of his services. I thought the fellow might be
- seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point recently; and so
- good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he relapse. By a casual
- savour of him I should say that he is not used to water.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, and
- as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on completely
- recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned him, would miss
- his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was greatly relieved
- when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the head porter, and he
- paid the driver with a liberality that called down upon him a torrent of
- thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from
- cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no doubt
- that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands of his
- dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him&mdash;had alone
- trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task.
- </p>
- <p>
- He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his
- room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the
- wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes,
- and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a
- chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had
- taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of Mrs.
- Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that they were
- the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress!
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He was
- utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the
- occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. He
- could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, covered
- with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own desk before
- starting for the tavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into
- the wallet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an
- hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come
- over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over
- which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table,
- Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining
- until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which he
- transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had had
- no time&mdash;at least, so Goldsmith thought&mdash;to put the sham act of
- the play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so
- unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been
- in the wallet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the
- greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the
- craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition
- of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected Mrs.
- Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the expense of
- the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, and had fooled
- them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying that they were
- entrapping him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual,
- he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he was
- showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his
- shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that
- he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's
- happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had
- doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made by
- Mrs. Abington to entrap him.
- </p>
- <p>
- How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the length
- of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy that when
- they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on any subject.
- But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin to act, she had
- failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to place himself in
- her hands, hoping she would be able to help him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed
- would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the
- consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying
- to get the better.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, and
- tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. She
- should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would have been
- ready to help her and capable of helping her&mdash;some man with a
- knowledge of men&mdash;some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver
- of fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper.
- Nothing was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn
- achieve success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a house
- of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his life,
- whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze that
- had swept down upon it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical
- cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse
- than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had
- already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least,
- prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great a
- mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never have
- made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he said that
- he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious generosity of
- the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity that had led him
- to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was utterly unsuited;
- and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him in the reflection
- that his awakening had come before it was too late. He had not been led
- away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She had been saved the
- unhappiness which that confession would bring to a nature so full of
- feeling as hers. And he had been saved the mortification of the thought
- that he had caused her pain.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees of
- the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had passed
- before he fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he found
- that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the letters
- which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with but a
- languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the
- bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith had
- promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged the
- loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, from
- its shape and bulk, a manuscript&mdash;one of the many which were
- submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned it
- over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact
- convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or
- perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get
- accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when at
- the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The instant
- he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that the parcel
- contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's handwriting to a
- certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire village where she had
- been staying the previous summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from
- Mrs. Abing ton&mdash;the spelling as well as the writing was hers&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few feathers
- pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in the capp of
- dear Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0026" id="link2HCH0026"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e was so greatly
- amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the scattered letters on the
- table in front of him. He was even more amazed at finding them there than
- he had been the night before at not finding them in the wallet which he
- had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He thought he had arrived at a
- satisfactory explanation as to how he had come to find within the wallet
- the sheets of manuscript which he had had in his hand on entering the
- supper room; but how was he to account for the appearance of the letters
- in this parcel which he had received from Mrs. Abington?
- </p>
- <p>
- So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth&mdash;to
- appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his table.
- But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and happiness to
- Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. She was saved.
- He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and who had the
- means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had caused him to
- go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing the task with
- which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been mistaken in
- applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish scheme of a
- pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken when she had
- singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most women would
- have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a knight-errant.
- </p>
- <p>
- His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his
- despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature
- knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early
- morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; but
- now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him&mdash;his
- imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future
- happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to Mary
- and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of
- Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel
- Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished?
- </p>
- <p>
- He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of his
- formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, but it
- was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion so
- delicate an enterprise as that which he&mdash;Goldsmith&mdash;had
- accomplished. Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs.
- Abington to help him, and that was just where he would have made a huge
- mistake. Any man who thought to get the better of the devil without the
- aid of a woman was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of
- this as he stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been
- when he had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The
- previous half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and
- Providence and the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate some
- breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had
- obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's
- thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in
- the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to be
- shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest&mdash;she must have felt
- the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, substituting
- for them the sham act of the play which excused his entrance to the
- supper-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that the
- wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He
- recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair with
- the cloak&mdash;much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the
- treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to turn
- him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had been
- to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her glass of
- wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as Mrs.
- Baddeley!
- </p>
- <p>
- He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that
- particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had
- acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting
- the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly
- perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place
- the letters beyond the man's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once again he laughed, saying out loud&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I was right&mdash;a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy
- of a devil!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was at
- hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the
- letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself in
- connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of
- consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face would
- lighten&mdash;how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks
- would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt
- that she was safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel
- bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on her
- face&mdash;if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her
- laughter. And then&mdash;then she would be happy for evermore, and he
- would be happy through witnessing her happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for the
- letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his servant
- announced two visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. The
- former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a compatriot
- of his own, named Nicolo.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in my
- hands,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;My friend Nicolo is a master of the art of fencing
- as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the impression,
- singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than once during
- your wanderings in Tuscany.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now I am sure of it,&rdquo; said Nicolo in French. He explained that he
- spoke French rather better than English. &ldquo;Yes, I was a student at Pisa
- when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in recognising
- him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; &ldquo;I cannot, however, recall the
- circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my
- memory, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,&rdquo; said Signor
- Nicolo.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith quickly. &ldquo;You were one of the orators&mdash;quite reckless,
- if you will permit me to say so much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The man smiled somewhat grimly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,&rdquo;
- said Baretti. &ldquo;Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable
- climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian
- government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor Nicolo,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of a beard
- and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is
- now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,&rdquo; said the man
- with another grim smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are not quite right, my friend,&rdquo; laughed Goldsmith; &ldquo;for if my memory
- serves me&mdash;and it does so usually on the matter of dress&mdash;I had
- no coat whatsoever to my back&mdash;that was of no importance in Pisa,
- where the air was full of patriotism.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,&rdquo; said
- Baretti. &ldquo;There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We are
- examples&mdash;Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a brewer's
- daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy Englishman&mdash;and
- there are a good number of them, too&mdash;into an expert swordsman in
- twelve lessons&mdash;yes, if the pupil will but practise sufficiently
- afterwards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We need not talk of business just now,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I insist on my
- old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to
- 'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such
- excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple of
- bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to him&mdash;very
- recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not have
- remained.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was
- heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have found you, you rascal!&rdquo; he shouted, swaggering across the room to
- where Goldsmith was seated. &ldquo;Now, my good fellow, I give you just one
- minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my pocket
- last night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken blackguard,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, who was in the
- act of rising. &ldquo;Come, sir,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;I submitted to your insults
- last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I promise you that I
- give you no such license in my own house. Take your carcase away, sir; my
- friends have fastidious nostrils.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his
- gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too
- cowardly to attack.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cur!&rdquo; he said through his set teeth. &ldquo;I don't know what prevents me
- from running you through the body.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you not? I do,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of wine
- off the table, and was toying with it in his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir,&rdquo; said the bully after a pause; &ldquo;I don't wish to go to Sir John
- Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, but, by
- the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will not spare
- you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an hour has
- passed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American spy,
- is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith has at
- hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest scoundrels,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a
- second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. The
- bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My little poet,&rdquo; he said in a mocking voice, &ldquo;you fancy that because you
- have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you for your
- information that I have something in my possession that I can use as I
- meant to use the letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall kill
- you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, leaping
- up.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through
- the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him behind
- a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pardon me, sir,&rdquo; said he, bowing to Jackson, &ldquo;but we cannot permit you to
- stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend and
- I regard as a grave affront to us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then let one of you draw!&rdquo; shouted the man. &ldquo;I see that you are
- Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw,
- sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;I
- do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a weaker
- man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a ruffian as
- you undoubtedly are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter had
- whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, putting
- quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when Baretti had
- turned partly round.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Briccone! assassin!&rdquo; hissed Baretti. &ldquo;You saw that he meant to kill me,
- Nicolo,&rdquo; he said addressing his friend in their own tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He shall pay for it,&rdquo; whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his
- foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out
- of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;We used to enjoy a sausage or
- two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase
- without absolutely killing the beast.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with
- laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian&mdash;it was
- not melodious&mdash;acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo,
- trying to beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single
- inch. He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His
- expression resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has
- airily offered to play with him opens the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to attack,
- Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take a chair, sir,&rdquo; said Baretti, grinning. &ldquo;You will have need of one
- before my friend has finished with you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening
- before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt him
- now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the man
- breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the
- Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was
- no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but his
- antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard breathing
- was a contrast to the only other sound in the room&mdash;the grating of
- steel against steel.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed gradually
- to vanish. He became more than serious&mdash;surely his expression was one
- of apprehension.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as one
- of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's
- shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in
- doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge of
- the other man.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as he
- pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in touching
- Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, and now it was
- plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was breathing hard, and
- the look of apprehension on his face had increased until it had actually
- become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to perceive this, and malignant
- triumph was in every feature of his face. Any one could see that he felt
- confident of tiring out the visibly fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with
- staring eyes, once again clutched Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig
- and forehead in smiles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,&rdquo; said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third
- paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's
- head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying behind
- it like the little pennon on a lance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens!&rdquo; whispered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;For God's
- sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that last was
- like a bullet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat from
- which it was torn.
- </p>
- <p>
- And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his
- face.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is his fun,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;Oh, body of Bacchus! A great humourist!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught
- in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but his
- antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed him round
- the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing heavily, but
- apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his sword into his
- left hand, and was now fencing from that side.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin.
- They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a
- meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle.
- Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate
- dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that
- Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a
- result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the
- man's pocket fell on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor.
- The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining by
- a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo had
- spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single flash.
- Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they were the
- batch of letters which he had received in the course of his traffic with
- the American rebels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Sandrino,&rdquo; said Baretti, affecting to yawn. &ldquo;Finish the rascal off,
- and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. Come,
- sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has kept us
- from our wine too long already.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right
- sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash
- over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of
- the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with an
- oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor,
- thoroughly exhausted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0349.jpg" alt="0349 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0349.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung
- the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the
- guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;John,&rdquo; shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had
- witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too
- exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) &ldquo;John, give that
- man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked out
- of my house.&rdquo; When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to the
- half-naked panting man. &ldquo;You are possibly the most contemptible bully and
- coward alive,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You did not hesitate to try and accomplish the
- ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here with intent to
- murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your clutches. If I let
- you go now, it is because I know that in these letters, which I mean to
- keep, I have such evidence against you as will hang you whenever I see fit
- to use it, and I promise you to use it if you are in this country at the
- end of two days. Now, leave this house, and thank my servant for giving
- you his coat, and this gentleman&rdquo;&mdash;he pointed to Nicolo&mdash;&ldquo;for
- such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you never before received.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which John
- Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You contemptible cur!&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I have not yet done with you. You have
- now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of them
- passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in pretty high
- places, let me tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt it,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;The gallows is a high enough place for
- you and your friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The ruffian turned upon him in a fury.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look to yourself, you foreign hound!&rdquo; he said, his face becoming livid,
- and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare as
- before. &ldquo;Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to be
- made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Turn that rascal into the street, John,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, and John
- bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he
- flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his
- powers&mdash;not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian,
- but one which he was certain was more English in its style.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one shall lay a hand on me,&rdquo; said Jackson. &ldquo;Do you fancy that I am
- anxious to remain in such a company?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,&rdquo; said John, hustling him to the
- door. &ldquo;Come&mdash;out with you&mdash;sharp!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly
- and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put on
- the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him walk
- in the direction of the Temple lodge.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the
- prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them
- on his wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You came at an opportune moment, my friend,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You have not only
- saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never have
- known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of your
- art.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The best swordsman is the best patriot,&rdquo; said Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! yes,&rdquo; said Nicolo. &ldquo;Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots,
- or you would not be able to live in England.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not an Englishman,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I am an Irish patriot, and
- therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it is
- not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than to
- starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my
- dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti?
- Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor an
- hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects of
- the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it will
- take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the fragments
- of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. Johnson's
- friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,&rdquo; said
- Baretti. &ldquo;Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no
- engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has taken part in one engagement, at least,&rdquo; said Goldsmith,
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I am now at your service,&rdquo; said the fencing-master.
- </p>
- <p>
- They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his pocket&mdash;the
- second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his desk&mdash;and,
- parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and Anchor in an
- hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0027" id="link2HCH0027"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was with a
- feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before known, that
- Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All the exhilaration
- that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary exhibition of
- adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with him. The
- exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more than a
- suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, Nicolo's
- pretence of being overmatched early in the contest&mdash;breathing hard
- and assuming a terrified expression&mdash;yielding his ground and allowing
- his opponent almost to run him through&mdash;could only be regarded as
- theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though
- amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did not
- prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon Goldsmith,
- more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt which he owed
- to Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life in
- having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world the
- terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that every
- step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the
- realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's
- cheeks change to red once more.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to Barton
- with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him this with
- a grave face as she brought him into a parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr.
- Goldsmith,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;I believe that she was more than a little
- disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?&rdquo; he asked. This fresh
- proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was very
- dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise on the
- chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in his
- ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of his
- success.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She seemed very anxious to see you,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;I fear, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her
- sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any
- secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to
- Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, girlish
- fancy&mdash;my brother wrote to me that there had been in his
- neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home
- with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely she
- has got over that foolishness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that
- foolishness,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;You may take my word for it that when she
- sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do hope so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;Yes, you could always contrive to make
- her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared that
- that disgraceful letter in the <i>Packet</i> had affected you. That was
- why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that
- nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was very kind of you, my dear madam,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;but I have seen Mary
- since that thing appeared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance that when
- I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to recovery. You
- have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor of medicine,
- and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in this direction may
- amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself have. Still, I think
- you will say something in my favour when you see Mary's condition begin to
- improve from the moment we have a little chat together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. Goldsmith.
- Your chat with her will do more for her than all the medicine the most
- skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very inopportune time for
- her to fall sick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not
- steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly
- attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman was
- drawn toward her?&rdquo; said the lady smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;And
- you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she would
- have listened to his proposals, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should she not have done so, sir?&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not, indeed?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;He is,
- to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You think so&mdash;you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing
- in such a case?&rdquo; said Oliver, rather eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?&rdquo; cried Mrs.
- Horneck. &ldquo;Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I
- am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between
- my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years.
- After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty&mdash;thirty-seven,
- I believe&mdash;but he does not look more than thirty-five.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which
- you give emphasis, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;And you think that Mary will
- see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself
- so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,&rdquo; said the lady.
- &ldquo;That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring back
- the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly attracted
- to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I understand&mdash;I understand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke slowly, gravely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew you would help us,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck, &ldquo;and so I hope that you
- will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your
- Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have
- passed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for
- him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks&mdash;not for him, but
- for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, the
- hours of thought&mdash;all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from
- facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting
- his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her
- sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being for
- evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a
- possession as her love.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and
- yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so; I am satisfied&mdash;I am satisfied.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and Goldsmith
- persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he succeeded in doing
- so, for he had felt it was quite possible that Baretti might inquire of
- him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to Brick Court, and he could
- not well explain to the Italian the nature of the enterprise which he had
- so successfully carried out by the aid of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing
- to take Mrs. Abington into his confidence, and quite another to confide in
- Baretti. He was discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that,
- while the secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it
- would be by no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some
- people might laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that
- which was generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and
- Baretti a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn all
- about Jackson&mdash;that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have
- become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance,
- for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. He
- was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to
- prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts
- regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which
- the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the
- conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials,
- declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a
- man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared
- out&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here&mdash;and indeed, sir, I
- am glad that he is not&mdash;he would say that your definition was so good
- as to make him certain you had stolen it from me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Dr. Johnson, &ldquo;I did not say that it was good enough to have
- been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very
- foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, Dr.
- Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, that you
- would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of stealing
- from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which when it
- comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, are you
- satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I am more than satisfied,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the cunning
- master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. This was
- a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre,
- to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington for
- managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped to
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her
- costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the less
- subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, holding her
- hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to speak, and she
- knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she was quite
- accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, were of
- equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, my poet,&rdquo; she said at last, &ldquo;have you need of my services to banish
- any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was right,&rdquo; he managed to say after another pause, &ldquo;yes, I knew I was
- not mistaken in you, my dear lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest demon
- that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Well,
- sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment&mdash;a more doubtful compliment
- than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her champion. But you
- have not told me of your adventurous journey with our friend in the
- hackney coach.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;it is you who have not yet told me by what means you
- became possessed of the letters which I wanted&mdash;by what magic you
- substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me
- into the supper room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, sir!&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered from
- a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, that he
- had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He gave me a
- hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is not to be
- trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every document on
- which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty naturally
- received a great shock when he offered to drink to the American rebels,
- and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or so sufficed me to
- discover the wallet with the letters; but then I was at my wits' end to
- find something to occupy their place in the receptacle. Happily my eye
- caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay in your hat on the floor
- beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick was played. I had a
- sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep me hoping all the
- night that you would be able to get possession of the wallet, believing it
- contained the letters for which you were in search. Lord, sir! I tried to
- picture your face when you drew out your own papers.&rdquo; The actress lay back
- on her couch and roared with laughter, Goldsmith joining in quite
- pleasantly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression which
- my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most
- humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but he
- paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he
- termed his property.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs.
- Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By my faith, sir!&rdquo; she cried; &ldquo;I would give ten guineas to have been
- there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she added a moment afterwards, &ldquo;you
- will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left my
- room&mdash;not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents
- as would hang him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon your
- life?&rdquo; cried the actress. &ldquo;He may try to kill Baretti on a point of
- sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a matter
- of business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is
- something in what you say,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;So I will e'en take a
- hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to
- the very door of my chambers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have yet
- to write for me in a comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my dear
- friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?&rdquo; cried the actress, looking at
- him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua Reynolds
- could not quite translate to show the next century what manner of woman
- was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young wife of
- the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country girl's
- smile of Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith kept his
- word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was alert all the time he
- was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be waiting to make an
- attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any adventure, however,
- and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel of letters and set
- himself to peruse their contents.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had no need to read them all&mdash;the first that came to his hand was
- sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was
- perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the
- rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown
- themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which he
- had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of
- Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead of
- merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to England as
- a suspected traitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was
- indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had
- obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would
- certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the
- country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon
- him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and
- Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former
- course.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he ask
- himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have been so
- blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his honesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour which
- attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies of his
- country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself to be, he
- would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly weaknesses were
- dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the tenderness of her
- heart only made him feel that she was all the more a woman, and therefore
- all the more to be loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the
- Hornecks.
- </p>
- <p>
- He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine.
- There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he would
- attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock dinner.
- It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably be at the
- meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with the dangerous
- character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due precautions against
- any attack that the desperate man might be induced to make upon him. No
- doubt Baretti would make a good point in conversation with his friends of
- the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's counselling caution to any one; but the
- latter was determined to give the Italian his advice on this matter,
- whatever the consequences might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention in
- full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not return
- from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the Academy
- Baretti failed to put in an appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to
- communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not having
- a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,&rdquo; said Reynolds.
- &ldquo;I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if only to
- apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has promised to
- come, and I have secured Johnson as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in front,
- he followed with Reynolds some distance behind&mdash;not so far, however,
- as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was engaged in a
- discourse with his sweet companion&mdash;he was particularly fond of such
- companionship&mdash;on the dignity inseparable from a classic style in
- painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the habiliments of
- their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a painter who required
- any considerable amount of remonstrance from her preceptors to keep her
- feet from straying in regard to classical traditions. The artist who gave
- the purest Greek features and the Roman toga alike to the Prodigal Son and
- King Edward III could not be said to be capable of greatly erring from Dr.
- Johnson's precepts.
- </p>
- <p>
- All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of
- eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious
- adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild
- suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so
- faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might
- eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, sir!&rdquo; cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at
- anchor, and pursing out his lips, &ldquo;would you contend that a member of
- Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day clothes&mdash;that
- the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,&rdquo; replied
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered
- to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary
- than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his
- phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, &ldquo;there is a very flagrant
- example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even depicted in
- his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted position, is
- not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what would he be if
- shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after what you call the
- natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the advisability of the
- epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in English.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why not, sir?&rdquo; said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, &ldquo;For
- my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in
- Westminster Abbey written in English.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Every one laughed, including&mdash;when the bull had been explained to her&mdash;Angelica
- Kauffman.
- </p>
- <p>
- After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its
- door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord
- went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds,
- lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been
- detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass
- Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the
- reason of his absence from the meeting.
- </p>
- <p>
- When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that
- as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to
- wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped
- him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the
- hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence.
- The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed
- the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out so
- as to reach the ear of Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two
- men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has
- been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding in
- the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no time
- coming to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Merciful heaven!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;I was waiting for Baretti in order to
- warn him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack as
- was made upon him,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;It seems that the fellow whom Baretti
- was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable gang well
- known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated what his
- name was.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what was his name?&rdquo; asked Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Richard Jackson,&rdquo; replied Steevens. &ldquo;Of course we never heard the name
- before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged,
- should a jury find him guilty,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;We must make an effort to
- avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to speak
- to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They carried
- my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to go without
- delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. Garrick. He
- hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John Fielding at Bow
- street in the morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That we shall,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;He shall have the best legal advice
- available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him that
- he may depend on our help, such as it is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still
- waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in
- custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but they
- offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, and
- also to carry back to them his reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an account
- of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could not induce the
- constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, however, bore in
- his message to the effect that he might depend on the help of all his
- friends in his emergency.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, and
- they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd&mdash;afar from
- reputable crowd&mdash;so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed,
- and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined
- the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in the
- surgeon's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the
- meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through the
- Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two men rushed
- out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with heavy sticks.
- One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his sword, but he
- succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself with the small
- fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, as was the custom
- in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article of diet, he had
- undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great mischance he must have
- severed an artery.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his
- friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held a
- commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being tried
- by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to England by
- Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, and had
- recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house in
- Whetstone Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, it seems
- to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the gentleman,&rdquo;
- said the Bow street runner. &ldquo;But I fancy the judge will tell them that
- it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of its rogues.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the
- view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid of
- the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having parted
- from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. He could not
- help feeling that Baretti was the victim of his&mdash;Goldsmith's&mdash;want
- of consideration. What right had he, he asked himself, to drag Baretti
- into a matter in which the Italian had no concern? He felt that a man of
- the world would certainly have acted with more discretion, and if anything
- happened to Baretti he would never forgive himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0029" id="link2HCH0029"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>fter a very
- restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that Johnson had already
- gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house Goldsmith learned that
- Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; so it was plain that
- Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting about helping him. They
- all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and Goldsmith found that Burke had
- already instructed a lawyer on behalf of Baretti. His tender heart was
- greatly moved at the sight of Baretti when the latter was brought into
- court, and placed in the dock, with a constable on each side. But the
- prisoner himself appeared to be quite collected, and seemed proud of the
- group of notable persons who had come to show their friendship for him. He
- smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, and, when the witnesses were being
- examined, polished the glasses of his spectacles with the greatest
- composure. He appeared to be confident that Sir John Fielding would allow
- him to go free when evidence was given that Jackson had been a man of
- notoriously bad character, and he seemed greatly surprised when the
- magistrate announced that he was returning him for trial at the next
- sessions.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the prisoner
- in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request was granted.
- </p>
- <p>
- He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on this
- melancholy drive, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to
- this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, sir!&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this
- country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. In
- what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross
- ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the
- protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his
- violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by
- accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried for
- my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice in
- this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not be alarmed,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;When you appear before a judge and
- jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for
- being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way
- responsible for this <i>contretemps</i>,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;But I cannot
- forgive that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and
- failed to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a
- considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow
- whom I killed should be regarded sacred&mdash;as sacred as though he were
- an Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so
- ridiculous?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;It is quite impossible that you could be convicted&mdash;oh,
- quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and Reynolds
- and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued
- railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at
- Newgate.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone in the
- coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house in
- Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been uncertain
- whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to see Mary
- Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress of mind
- from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the conclusion
- that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in respect of the
- man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for him, Goldsmith. Now,
- however, that he had discharged his duty so far as he could in regard to
- Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy Bride.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the
- signs of recent tears were visible on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;I am in deep distress about Mary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How so, madam?&rdquo; he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to
- him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the
- point of death?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than
- when she left town,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;But who could fancy that her
- condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as was
- brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor Baretti?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It prostrated her?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is
- printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he read
- out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair to the
- floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her friends,
- instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming with
- strange impatience&mdash;I told her that you had been here yesterday and
- also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke
- from her faint&mdash;accusing herself of bringing her friends into
- trouble, but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come&mdash;why does he
- not come to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her in
- this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as
- acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw
- the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition is
- the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to call
- to-day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;Will
- you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I
- am confident that I can restore her to health?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!&mdash;ah, if you only could! But alas,
- alas!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last
- interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of sobbing
- within the room came to his ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, my dear child,&rdquo; said her mother with an affectation of cheerfulness,
- &ldquo;you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come to his Jessamy
- Bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most
- pathetically how weak she was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, he is come he is come!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Leave him with me, mother; he has
- much to tell me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;I have much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand
- spasmodically in both her own&mdash;he felt how they were trembling-as she
- cried&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead&mdash;you know it, of
- course? Oh, it is terrible&mdash;terrible! But the letters!&mdash;they
- will be found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be
- impossible to keep my secret longer. Will his friends&mdash;he had evil
- friends, I know&mdash;will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by
- your face that you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be
- undone&mdash;undone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;you might be able to bear the worst news that I could
- bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The best! Ah, what is the best?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my
- child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped
- more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to speak,
- but failing to utter a single word.
- </p>
- <p>
- He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet of
- her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for certainly
- a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only gaze mutely at
- the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the truth upon her
- meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not now be
- overwhelmed with the joy of being saved.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung
- her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks.
- Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed&mdash;not
- hysterically, but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an
- effort and walked across the room to the window that looked upon the
- street. He followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she
- turned round with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long
- was it since he had heard her laugh in that way?
- </p>
- <p>
- She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for her
- cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, and
- her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; she cried, putting out both her hands to him. &ldquo;Ah, I knew that I was
- right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew that
- you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to me for
- evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like you, dear
- Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that&mdash;so good, so true, so full
- of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the greatest and
- best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, dear friend! O,
- you are a friend to be trusted&mdash;a friend who would be ready to die
- for his friend. Gratitude&mdash;you do not want gratitude. It is well that
- you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you for what
- you have done? You have saved me from death&mdash;from worse than death&mdash;and
- I know that the thought that you have done so will be your greatest
- reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel that I
- live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me out of the
- deep waters&mdash;the waters that had well-nigh closed over my head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon him.
- His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; but he
- felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since he had
- lived to see&mdash;even through the dimness of tears&mdash;so sweet a face
- looking into his own with eyes full of the light of&mdash;was it the
- gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman?
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the small
- hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the tendrils
- of a climbing flower.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have you nothing to say to me&mdash;no word to give me at this moment?&rdquo;
- she asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her
- fingers seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What word?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Ah, my child, what word should come from such a man
- as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete happiness
- as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in words. You
- have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my life. You have
- understood me&mdash;you alone, and that to such as I means happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had flung
- them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the direction of
- the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You talk of my understanding you,&rdquo; she said in a voice that had a sob in
- it. &ldquo;Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a man's
- nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy of a
- thought?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with a
- sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and
- locked the fingers of both together.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing
- the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in the
- throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman well enough
- to have no thought of himself&mdash;no thought except for her happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said at last. &ldquo;No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say to
- you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for
- himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain
- happy&mdash;watching your happiness&mdash;in silence. Perhaps I may
- understand you&mdash;I may understand something of the thought which
- gratitude suggests to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, gratitude!&rdquo; said she in a tone that was sad even in its scornfulness.
- She had not turned her head toward him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I may understand something of your nature&mdash;the sweetest, the
- tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself better,
- and I know in what direction lies my happiness&mdash;in what direction
- lies your happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! are you sure that they are two&mdash;that they are separate?&rdquo; said
- she. And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his
- face.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He
- still held them behind him. At last he said slowly&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were a
- chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to look on
- happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there is more
- happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not speak&mdash;for
- God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which are trembling
- on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she turned
- away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, with her
- face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair.
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a
- hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that word; but
- I can never&mdash;never cease to think of you as the best&mdash;the
- noblest&mdash;the truest of men. You have been my best friend&mdash;my
- only friend&mdash;and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by
- a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, mother, mother!&rdquo; cried the girl, starting up, &ldquo;I knew that I was
- right&mdash;I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a
- new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more&mdash;that
- I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what a transformation there is already!&rdquo; said her mother. &ldquo;Ah, Dr.
- Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Friend&mdash;friend!&rdquo; she said slowly, almost gravely. &ldquo;Yes, he was
- always my friend, and he will be so forever&mdash;my friend&mdash;our
- friend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Always, always,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;I am doubly glad to find that you
- have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has
- just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition.
- May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by
- seeing you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,&rdquo; cried the girl. &ldquo;Send him
- away&mdash;send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one
- but our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do
- for me that I should wish to see him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear Mary&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet
- sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has not
- yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing together
- as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am myself
- again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Horneck. &ldquo;I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do, dear mother,&rdquo; cried the girl, laughing. &ldquo;Say next week, or next year,
- sweetest of mothers, or&mdash;best of all&mdash;say that he had better
- come by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by
- and by is easily said.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0030" id="link2HCH0030"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s he went to his
- chambers to dress before going to dine with the Dillys in the Poultry,
- Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. He had seen the light
- return to the face that he loved more than all the faces in the world, and
- he had been strong enough to put aside the temptation to hear her confess
- that she returned the love which he bore her, but which he had never
- confessed to her. He felt happy to know that the friendship which had been
- so great a consolation to him for several years&mdash;the friendship for
- the family who had been so good and so considerate to him&mdash;was the
- same now as it had always been. He felt happy in the reflection that he
- had spoken no word that would tend to jeopardise that friendship. He had
- seen enough of the world to be made aware of the fact that there is no
- more potent destroyer of friendship than love. He had put aside the
- temptation to speak a word of love; nay, he had prevented her from
- speaking what he believed would be a word of love, although the speaking
- of that word would have been the sweetest sound that had ever fallen upon
- his ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was how he came to feel happy.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he found
- a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had dedicated
- to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. He added
- poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly interpreted&mdash;verses
- pulsating with the love that was in his heart&mdash;verses which Mary
- Horneck could not fail to interpret aright should they ever come before
- her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they shall never come before her eyes,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Ah, never&mdash;never!
- It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day she
- might read those verses of his&mdash;yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if
- that day was far off or nigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, he
- had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did not,
- however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to entertain
- his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's killing of
- Jackson as an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be well
- for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be to the
- advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the threats
- made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it might be
- possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. But Burke,
- after hearing the story&mdash;no mention of the name of Mary Horneck being
- made by Goldsmith&mdash;came to the conclusion that it would be unwise to
- introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part of the man
- who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer&mdash;as, indeed,
- they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity on
- Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered that a
- defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was most
- likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. If it
- could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently as some of
- the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, Burke and his
- legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance of obtaining a
- verdict.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of the
- acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine nature
- had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's safety, and any
- one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated trial would
- undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this matter was fully
- justified. That there should have been any suggestion of premeditation in
- the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of Baretti seems amazing
- to a modern reader of the case as stated by the Crown. But as Edmund Burke
- stated about that time in the House of Commons, England was a gigantic
- shambles. The barest evidence against a prisoner was considered sufficient
- to bring him to the gallows for an offence which nowadays, if proved
- against him on unmistakable testimony, would only entail his incarceration
- for a week. Women were hanged for stealing bread to keep their children
- from that starvation which was the result of the kidnapping of their
- husbands to serve in the navy; and yet Burke's was the only influential
- voice that was lifted up against a system in comparison with which slavery
- was not only tolerable, but commendable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson was
- the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For all his
- railing against the detestable laws of the detestable country&mdash;which,
- however, he found preferable to his own&mdash;he ridiculed the possibility
- of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered it within the
- bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, however absurd was
- the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the likelihood was that he
- would experience the feelings incidental to such an excursion.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at
- Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty with
- his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent authority of
- Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition of the sage.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty
- of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste as
- well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of
- Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that if
- one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat his
- dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we know
- something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the idiotic
- insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record of
- Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably deceived
- no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be&mdash;however
- insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may&mdash;according to Johnson&mdash;have
- been, there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation
- until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though
- Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained an
- envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined to
- mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit for
- appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife
- was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, they
- might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought by the
- prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had attacked
- him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems rather a
- strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law permitted
- men to carry swords presumably for their own protection.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he
- joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which was
- felt&mdash;or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was
- simulated&mdash;by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of
- the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the
- circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had not
- been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance that he
- would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the counsel, as
- well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old Bailey.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he
- had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he
- was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the
- Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and
- trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works which
- he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in
- addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of his
- promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance.
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times to
- see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of
- friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in her
- usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the fun in
- which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too busy to
- reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's country house
- wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in their pranks, and
- to submit, as he did with such good will, to their practical jests.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of the
- pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he would
- see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her
- constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both of
- them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure that he
- would be as strong a second time.
- </p>
- <p>
- This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged&mdash;this constant
- endeavour to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life
- endurable to him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that,
- when a coach drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had
- passed, and Mrs. Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the
- change which was apparent in his appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!&rdquo; she cried when she entered his little
- parlour, &ldquo;you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he
- was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw
- you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but
- despairing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear madam,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I am only suffering from a slight attack
- of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me
- assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to give
- me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught sight of
- you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a moment; I
- feared that&mdash;ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked as
- I was when you appeared before me,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;Why, dear sir, you are
- killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one here to
- give you the attention which your condition requires.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?&rdquo; said the Doctor, making a
- pitiful attempt to assume his old manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;I will take you in
- hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now I
- will beg of you to go thither in your own.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To Barton? Oh, my dear madam&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I
- should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own
- interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others than
- to help yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one
- who could be of the same help to us as you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no one who would be more willing, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that mysterious
- indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced that it was
- you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again in
- need of my help.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that
- you are interested in her future&mdash;in the happiness which we all are
- anxious to secure for her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family&mdash;nay, I can
- talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. I
- know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that
- Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No; she has not told me that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the
- emotion which he felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally settled,
- and so not worthy of another thought,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally settled?&rdquo; repeated Goldsmith. &ldquo;Then she has accepted Colonel
- Gwyn's proposal?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,&rdquo; said the mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment
- one of gladness?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,&rdquo; said
- the lady. &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character is
- irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am
- convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him&mdash;and
- yet she sends him away from her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is possibly because she knows her own mind&mdash;her own heart, I
- should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! she is but a girl.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives is
- worthy of her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too
- rigidly on that assumption&mdash;an assumption which would condemn her to
- live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to take a
- practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely concerns
- the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you take a
- great interest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would do anything for her happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards you
- with the greatest respect and esteem&mdash;nay, if I may say it, with
- affection as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! affection&mdash;affection for me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard
- for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to yield
- to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. Mary is
- there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence with her on
- behalf of Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! I, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell you,
- my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving
- yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for no
- one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am
- convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion while
- turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your
- influence, will you not, dear friend?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I must have time to think&mdash;to think. How can I answer you at once in
- this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace
- looking into the empty grate.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are wrong,&rdquo; she said in a low tone. &ldquo;You are wrong; I know what is in
- your thoughts&mdash;in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she
- would stand on a different footing in respect to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! a different footing!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that you are in error in that respect,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;Marriage
- is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is not Katherine
- the same to you now as she was before she married Charles Bunbury?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew of
- what was in his heart!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But where lies the need for her to marry at once?&rdquo; he inquired. &ldquo;If she
- were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should
- not marry at once; but if she does not love him&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who can say that she does not love him?&rdquo; cried the lady. &ldquo;Oh, my dear Dr.
- Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world of
- whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, I
- was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When I
- married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually
- disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly,
- for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a
- woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing a
- just opinion on the subject.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous of
- seeing her married to a good man&mdash;a man with whom her future
- happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; alas!
- that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates her life
- and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is ruled by her
- heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what her uncle, with
- whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her meeting a certain
- man there&mdash;my brother did not make me acquainted with his name&mdash;and
- being so carried away with some plausible story he told that she actually
- fancied herself in love with him&mdash;actually, until my brother,
- learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop to an affair
- that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her heart&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at
- some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like
- the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not
- fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you
- desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause before he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to point
- out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,&rdquo; cried the
- mother, catching his hand and pressing it. &ldquo;But I would ask of you not to
- put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl with a
- heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that
- direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to the
- ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts&mdash;her longings&mdash;her
- hopes&mdash;and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart&mdash;ah, Dr.
- Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's
- life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late. . .'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of
- poor Olivia!&rdquo; He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines
- in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will go to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will be saving her&mdash;ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,&rdquo;
- cried Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- He started slightly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and saw
- you,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and the change to
- the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been neglecting yourself&mdash;yes,
- and some one who will nurse you back to life. Oh, Barton is the place for
- you!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no place I should like better to die at,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To die at?&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death
- still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for
- you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your daughter Mary is there,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e wrote that very
- evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, one of his merry
- letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had resolved to yield
- gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant to leave for Barton
- the next day. When that letter was written he gave himself up to his
- thoughts.
- </p>
- <p>
- All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between her
- and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making it
- impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought himself
- to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, Oliver
- Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her sister&mdash;with
- the affection which exists between good friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart,
- he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic
- heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she
- had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire,
- and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew
- what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He knew
- that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done that
- day, she would have told him that she loved him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to
- follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such
- mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be
- led in the future?
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was to
- be found only in marriage&mdash;marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn
- undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit to
- himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He
- undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a
- good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck,
- and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the dangers
- which surrounded her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He would,
- moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word duty, which
- would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his argument, tend to
- frustrate his intention.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, and
- he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his visit
- would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought before leaving
- was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a moment's
- consideration.
- </p>
- <p>
- She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where the
- coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was even
- more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. While
- still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with pleasure the
- instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward him, and
- Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself painfully and
- laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement both on her face
- and on that of her brother-in-law.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Why,
- you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary only shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been ill,&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;But I am better already, having seen you
- both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she ready
- to give me another lesson in loo?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,&rdquo; said Bunbury,
- while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. &ldquo;Oh! yes; we will take
- care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,&rdquo; he continued.
- &ldquo;Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! But we'll
- build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you and such as
- you, my friend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you I am better already,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith; and then, as the chaise
- drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her face had
- become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; she was not
- even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and the ploughed
- fields.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the
- uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests
- which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; but
- though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the chaise
- arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her guest at the
- great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the depressing effect of
- her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not betray the shock which she
- experienced on observing how greatly changed was her friend since he had
- been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. She met him with a laugh and a
- cry of &ldquo;You have never come to us without your scratch-wig? If you have
- forgot it, you will e'en have to go back for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had
- last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on,
- at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid
- vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly
- became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for his
- friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the
- harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that
- Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of
- his visit to the house he loved. He felt better&mdash;better than he had
- been for months.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered
- her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister
- after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing
- imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of
- his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily the
- manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of the scene,
- especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she declared she had
- good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so greatly as to cause
- him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, when he had meant to talk
- about love.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much character
- into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to imitate, she
- never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating person would
- be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily than Goldsmith at
- the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into the
- already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected to
- understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his rejection.
- A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, and of
- course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely appropriate to
- Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and good-humoured mirth, the
- hours passed as they had always done in the house which humoured mirth,
- the hours passed as they had always done in the house which had ever been
- so delightful to at least one of the guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its
- fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an
- incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was
- extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat as
- the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day treated
- before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to him&mdash;that
- Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her future such
- as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think what might be in
- store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only by her own
- sympathetic heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel
- Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to
- laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection
- of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no doubt
- that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of gravity.
- </p>
- <p>
- The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the
- afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with Mary
- in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new covers
- on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of the
- many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and jars of
- preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with bundles of
- sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, Charles
- Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a housewife we have become!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Quite right, my dear; the
- head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before
- the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that I do not enter into the
- spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her
- husband.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis foolish on their part,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;But Little Comedy is ever on the
- watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active abettor of her
- in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle threadbare by
- now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,&rdquo; said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed, I agree with you,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I agree with you heartily. I do
- not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel
- flattered by his attention?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any
- man from the Prince down&mdash;or should I say up?&rdquo; he replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twould be treason to say so,&rdquo; she laughed. &ldquo;Well, let poor Colonel Gwyn
- be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way of
- treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more
- valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never saved
- a poor woman a day's work.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,&rdquo; said he quietly. &ldquo;On the contrary,
- I came down here specially to talk of him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,&rdquo; said she,
- continuing her work.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,&rdquo;
- said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only of late!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of your
- thoughts long ago as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But
- latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.&rdquo; She ceased her work and
- looked towards him gratefully&mdash;attentively. He left his seat and went
- to her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My sweet Jessamy Bride,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I have thought of your future with
- great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as&mdash;as&mdash;perhaps a
- father might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is
- dependent upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of
- snares.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that,&rdquo; she quietly said. &ldquo;Ah, you know that I have had some
- experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame would
- have been mine!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful
- affair,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It was your tender heart that led you astray at first,
- and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But alas! 'tis
- just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Did not I send
- Colonel Gwyn away from me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were wrong to do so, my Mary,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn is a good man&mdash;he
- is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able to shelter
- you from all dangers&mdash;from the dangers into which your own heart may
- lead you again as it led you before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as his
- wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a girl as
- you in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! my dear friend,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I have seen enough of the world to know
- that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from the day
- she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only begin to
- beset her on that day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Often&mdash;often. But it would not be so with you, dear child&mdash;at
- least, not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly man
- all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the
- standpoint of her matchmaking mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this
- way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think of
- you always as I think of you know&mdash;bound to no man&mdash;the dearest
- of all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same
- position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have seen
- that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes&mdash;yes&mdash;I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your&mdash;your
- happiness&mdash;yes, happiness in the future.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;You are ready
- to sacrifice yourself&mdash;I mean you are ready to forego all the
- pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for
- the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to
- happiness&mdash;or what you fancy will be happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do,&rdquo; she said after a pause. &ldquo;I do, because I know what it would mean
- to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not
- marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay&mdash;nay&mdash;do not speak so definitely,&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will speak definitely,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Yes, the time is come for me to
- speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of being
- happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else with all
- my heart, I dare not&mdash;oh! I dare not even entertain the thought of
- marrying Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You love some one else?&rdquo; he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment there
- went through his mind the thought&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Her heart has led her astray once again.</i>'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,&rdquo; she cried;
- &ldquo;I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the
- world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his
- heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying
- in a hushed voice&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, child&mdash;child&mdash;spare me that pain&mdash;let me go from you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not till you hear me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Ah! cannot you perceive that I love you&mdash;only
- you, Oliver Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hush&mdash;for God's sake!&rdquo; he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not hush,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I will speak for love's sake&mdash;for the
- sake of that love which I bear you&mdash;for the sake of that love which I
- know you return.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas&mdash;alas!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her love
- for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before heaven
- would be in my keeping silence&mdash;in marrying a man I do not love. Ah!
- I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood your
- nature&mdash;so sweet&mdash;so simple&mdash;so great&mdash;so true. I
- thought last year when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling
- which I had for you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to
- know the truth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop&mdash;stop&mdash;for God's sake, stop! I&mdash;I&mdash;do not love
- you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh
- died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes fixed
- upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not love me?&rdquo; she said in a slow whisper. &ldquo;Will you say those
- words again with your eyes looking into mine?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not humiliate me further,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Have some pity upon me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no; pity is not for me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;If you spoke the truth when
- you said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not
- love me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You say you know me,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;and yet you think it possible that I
- could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and sympathetic
- heart has made for your own undoing. Look there&mdash;there&mdash;into
- that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an
- exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering
- and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark&mdash;a
- figure attenuated by want and ill-health.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and you will see
- what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which have
- been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the pain they
- gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in the future?
- Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who have been kinder
- than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune that could befall
- them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I could be so base.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best
- worthy of being loved of all men in the world,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Ah, sir, cannot
- you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my affection
- for you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary&mdash;Mary&mdash;this is madness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen to me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I feel that you return my affection; but I will
- put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that you do
- not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was another pause before he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an
- ordeal? Let me go&mdash;let me go.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not until you answer me&mdash;not until I have proved you. Look into my
- eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just
- now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, dear child&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cannot speak those words.&rdquo; There was another long silence. The
- terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words
- are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was
- maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice
- whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood
- before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with
- expectation.
- </p>
- <p>
- He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little
- way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and
- said slowly&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of
- the room&mdash;out of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much of
- the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy
- impulse.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he did not
- return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became alarmed. He had
- only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went out; he had left no
- line to tell them that he did not mean to return.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the
- still-room, he inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- She told him the truth&mdash;as much of the truth as she could tell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid that his running away was due to me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;If so, I
- shall never forgive myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What can be your meaning, my dear?&rdquo; he inquired. &ldquo;I thought that you and
- he had always been the closest friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,&rdquo; said
- she. &ldquo;You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance of
- Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and begged
- of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the proposal of
- Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I heard nothing of that,&rdquo; said he, with a look of astonishment. &ldquo;And so I
- suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and
- said something that offended him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She held down her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should be ashamed of yourself,&rdquo; said he &ldquo;Have you not seen long ago
- that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am ashamed of myself,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;I shall never forgive myself for my
- harshness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That will not bring him back,&rdquo; said her brother-in-law. &ldquo;Oh! it is always
- the best of friends who part in this fashion.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had
- so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he
- felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and
- induce him to return.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came
- back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His
- face was very grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I saw the poor fellow,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I found him at his chambers in Brick
- Court. He is very ill indeed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, too ill to be moved?&rdquo; she cried. He shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Far too ill to be moved,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I never saw a man in worse condition.
- He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks before now,
- and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love to you and to
- Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he says.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His rudeness! his rudeness!&rdquo; said Katherine, her eyes streaming with
- tears. &ldquo;Oh, my poor friend&mdash;my poor friend!&rdquo; She did not tell her
- sister all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very
- anxious to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had
- seen him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him
- had promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change
- to the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the postboy's
- horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a letter from the
- doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to
- Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting.
- </p>
- <p>
- When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained
- sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand&mdash;poems addressed to her&mdash;the
- love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long
- hopeless years.
- </p>
- <p>
- She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- She started up, crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me&mdash;he loves me as I love him&mdash;only
- his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love&mdash;he loves
- me, and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have
- sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself&mdash;nay, he has
- sacrificed himself for me&mdash;for me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear&mdash;dear sister,&rdquo; said Katherine, &ldquo;is it possible that you&mdash;you&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That I loved him, do you ask?&rdquo; cried Mary, raising her head. &ldquo;Yes, I
- loved him&mdash;I love him still&mdash;I shall never love any one else,
- and I am going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good&mdash;God will
- be good. My love shall live until I go to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor child!&rdquo; said her sister. &ldquo;I could never have guessed your secret.
- Come away. We will go to him together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went
- together to Brick Court.
- </p>
- <p>
- A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs.
- Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not tell me that I am too late&mdash;for God's sake say that he still
- lives!&rdquo; cried Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at the
- girl, and the girl understood.
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself into her sister's arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is dead!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;But, thank God, he did not die without knowing
- that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the
- Presence,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but I
- know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the thought
- of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever lived. Ah,
- there was none like him&mdash;a man of such sweet simplicity that every
- word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his works; you
- and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not less than
- those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the Son who on
- earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She went with her sister among the weeping men and women&mdash;he had been
- a friend to all&mdash;up the stairs and into the darkened room.
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself on her knees beside the bed.
- </p>
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- THE END.
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- THE JESSAMY BRIDE
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- By Frank Frankfort Moore
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- Author Of &ldquo;The Impudent Comedian,&rdquo; Etc.
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- <h3>
- 1906
- </h3>
- <p>
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- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
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- <h3>
- THE JESSAMY BRIDE
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII. </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir,&rdquo; said Dr.
- Johnson, &ldquo;we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are a company of
- intelligent men&mdash;although I allow that we should have difficulty in
- proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down with a
- Scotchman&mdash;and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which
- intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on
- ignorance and maintained by sophistry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even the
- most intelligent of men&mdash;whom I take to be myself&mdash;is interfered
- with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of
- another.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in
- Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced&mdash;with some
- care&mdash;that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile
- in the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn
- faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the
- conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, and
- the latter&mdash;as Burke perceived in a moment&mdash;was solemn in
- mimicry of Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on
- his chair and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell
- turned an eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so
- that he might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon
- Garrick's face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right
- hand that he put behind his ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the
- Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious and
- unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their heads in
- the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces were identical
- as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who is greatly
- grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures worked by the
- same machinery, they turned their heads again toward Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;your endeavour to evade the consequences of
- maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching upon
- mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my
- intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I cannot
- permit to pass unrebuked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; cried Boswell, eagerly, &ldquo;I cannot believe that Dr. Goldsmith's
- intention was so monstrous.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a
- positive proof that the contrary is the case,&rdquo; roared Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Men have been hanged on less,&rdquo; remarked Burke. &ldquo;But, to return to the
- original matter, I should like to know upon what facts&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art would
- indeed be a departure,&rdquo; said Goldsmith solemnly. &ldquo;I cannot countenance a
- proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did
- you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?&rdquo; said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so&mdash;that's not just
- the same thing,&rdquo; laughed Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the
- imagination,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;That is the most satisfactory arrangement.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, for the author,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Some time ago it was the book which
- was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These sallies are all very well in their way,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;but their
- brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that Dr.
- Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be
- included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses no
- more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with the
- exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a
- statesman&mdash;another branch of the same profession&mdash;and therefore
- we are vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,&rdquo; said
- Johnson. &ldquo;It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence&mdash;nay, even
- to Boswell's&mdash;that acting is a trick, not a profession&mdash;a
- diversion, not an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended
- to the contrary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It must only have been in sport, sir,&rdquo; said Boswell mildly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,&rdquo; cried Johnson, &ldquo;but he
- has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of
- having you as his advocate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce an
- opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;His fine sense of humour&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his
- return from Corsica?&rdquo; shouted Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,&rdquo; said Garrick,
- &ldquo;but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of a
- wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied by Mr.
- Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as outcasts
- because we happen to be actors?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,&rdquo; cried Johnson. &ldquo;And good enough for
- you too, you rascal!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than
- become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who have
- relations in the church, to make such an assertion,&rdquo; said Johnson sternly.
- &ldquo;What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in your
- estimation?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither could
- the stage look for another Garrick?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street delighted
- the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,&rdquo; cried Johnson; and when he
- perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay back in his
- chair and roared with laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds took snuff.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the puppets&mdash;I
- heard him myself,&rdquo; said Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with
- that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,&rdquo; said
- Burke. &ldquo;You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. Boswell. But
- to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; surely, Dr. Johnson,
- you will allow that an actor of genius is at least on a level with a
- musician of genius.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will
- satisfy you,&rdquo; replied Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that of
- Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and Piozzi
- the ill luck to be an Italian,&rdquo; replied Johnson. &ldquo;Sir, 't is no use
- affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the arts.
- I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that you
- actually believe what your words would imply.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,&rdquo; said Goldsmith: &ldquo;whether you will
- have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, just as
- there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really interesting
- to me personally,&rdquo; said Garrick, rising; &ldquo;but the fact is that I rashly
- made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for perhaps twenty
- minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some agreement on a
- matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. Burke and
- myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal education
- in the days when grace was an art, and left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I can
- bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The dog is well enough,&rdquo; said Johnson; &ldquo;but he has need to be kept in his
- place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him in
- his place he will tolerate as he does mine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders,
- as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man,
- we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Dr. Johnson, &ldquo;your question is as ridiculous as anything you
- have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say a
- good deal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his attempts
- to shine,&rdquo; whispered Boswell to Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice heard
- in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?&rdquo; asked Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A Niagara?&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it in
- his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a Niagara
- is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in
- undertone. &ldquo;Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he conversation
- took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the Strand, where the party
- had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as good company as usual. There
- was a general feeling that he had rarely insulted Boswell so frequently in
- the course of a single evening&mdash;but then, Boswell had rarely so laid
- himself open to insult as he had upon this evening&mdash;and when he had
- finished with the Scotchman, he turned his attention to Garrick, the
- opportunity being afforded him by Oliver Goldsmith, who had been unguarded
- enough to say a word or two regarding that which he termed &ldquo;the art of
- acting.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,&rdquo; cried the great dictator. &ldquo;Who
- gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of
- acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler who
- kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. Madame
- Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight rope,
- will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter&mdash;nay, every poodle that
- dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission of
- acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as Johnson
- asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; it was in
- vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included among the
- arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the standing of
- artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose that the
- tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their claims to be on a
- level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of humanity. Dr.
- Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to him most
- courteously by his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told Burke
- he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was thoroughly
- Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and eminently
- capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements of a
- clubable man.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and
- in reducing the others of the party to silence&mdash;all except Boswell,
- who, as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point
- of theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after
- he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very
- successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the
- distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over.
- </p>
- <p>
- He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what Dr.
- Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, sir,&rdquo; said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds'
- ear-trumpet and his oracle&mdash;his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet
- was as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. &ldquo;Pray, sir, is there any
- evidence among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of
- man was imperishable?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, &ldquo;there is evidence that the
- ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a <i>memento mori</i>
- at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir?&rdquo; said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such an
- object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to accept
- the offer of a dinner,&rdquo; said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. He
- felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,&rdquo; he murmured, but in no
- deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every one
- present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was necessary
- for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he was the
- recipient.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Goldy,&rdquo; cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, &ldquo;you must not
- be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the
- better of you in the argument.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Argument, sir?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I protest that I was not aware that any
- argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's
- argument, Doctor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. Boswell,
- sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, with a twinkle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor,
- the wolf,&rdquo; muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts
- for his Animated Nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message
- to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious
- to obtain permission to join the party.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?&rdquo; said Goldsmith,
- who appeared to be both surprised and confused.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; said Boswell, &ldquo;you have told us more than once that you had a
- cousin who was a dignitary of the church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I, indeed?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Then I suppose, if I said so, this must
- be the very man. A Dean, is he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common room
- of a tavern,&rdquo; said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any sudden
- addition to his audience of an evening. &ldquo;If your relation were an
- Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give
- the order to show him into this room.&rdquo; Goldsmith seemed lost in thought.
- He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone told
- the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face undoubtedly
- wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any of his friends,
- before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and somewhat undersized
- clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands and apron of a
- dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect carriage that
- gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was white, but his
- eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in one eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. It
- contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table twenty
- minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, perceived
- in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to that with which
- Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A little jerk which the
- visitor gave in raising his head was laughably like a motion made by
- Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, &ldquo;I entreat of you
- to be seated.&rdquo; His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's,
- although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made an
- attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have regarded
- him as sincere. &ldquo;Nay, gentlemen, I insist,&rdquo; continued the stranger; &ldquo;you
- embarrass me with your courtesy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;you will not find that any company over which I have
- the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,&rdquo; said the stranger, with a
- deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation
- of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. &ldquo;Ah! I do not need to ask which of
- this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly&mdash;I beg your pardon,
- Oliver&mdash;ah, old times&mdash;old times!&rdquo; He had caught Goldsmith's
- hands in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air.
- Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of a
- smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long silence
- that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an element of
- pathos.
- </p>
- <p>
- Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing
- all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was now
- worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ask your pardon, sir,&rdquo; he said, gravely, &ldquo;but&mdash;sir, I am a painter&mdash;my
- name is Reynolds&mdash;and&mdash;well, sir, the family resemblance between
- you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith&mdash;a resemblance that perhaps
- only a painter's eye could detect&mdash;seemed to me so extraordinary as
- you stood together, that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,&rdquo; cried the visitor. &ldquo;My cousin
- Oliver and I have not met for&mdash;how many years is it, Nolly? Not
- eleven&mdash;no, it cannot be eleven&mdash;and yet&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Oliver, &ldquo;time is fugitive&mdash;very fugitive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the
- wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,&rdquo; said the stranger.
- &ldquo;But you must present me to your friends, Noll&mdash;Oliver, I mean. You,
- sir&rdquo;&mdash;he turned to Reynolds&mdash;&ldquo;have told me your name. Am I
- fortunate enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there
- can be no doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am
- your servant. And you, sir&rdquo;&mdash;he turned to Burke&mdash;&ldquo;I seem to have
- seen your face somewhere&mdash;it is strangely familiar&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. He was rapidly
- recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of pride,
- as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The clergyman made
- precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty&mdash;the friend of the
- people?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The same, sir,&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;He is, besides, the friend of Oliver
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he is my friend also,&rdquo; said the clergyman. &ldquo;Sir, to be in a position
- to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do me great honor, sir,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr.
- Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so far
- neglected.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Burke, you are our countryman&mdash;Oliver's and mine&mdash;and I
- know you are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have
- a talk with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With all my power, sir,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Give me your hand again, sir. Mrs.
- Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an honour upon
- the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do
- you work with your arm that way?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They can wait,&rdquo; cried Mr. Dean. &ldquo;They are certain to be inferior to Mr.
- Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel
- mortified at what I have said.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is Mr. Boswell, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell&mdash;of where, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell, of&mdash;of Scotland, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. Your
- clergymen might be better employed, Mr.&mdash;Mr.&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boswell, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you ever
- visit your country again&mdash;a remote possibility, from all that I can
- learn of your countrymen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- began Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, you would condone his offence?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;The fact of your having
- a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still sadly lax
- in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith in tones of triumph.
- </p>
- <p>
- His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table,
- bowing profoundly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I have long desired to meet you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am your servant, Mr. Dean,&rdquo; said Johnson, towering above him as he got&mdash;somewhat
- awkwardly&mdash;upon his feet. &ldquo;No gentleman of your cloth, sir&mdash;leaving
- aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in the church to
- which you have attained&mdash;fails to obtain my respect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad of that, sir,&rdquo; said the Dean. &ldquo;It shows that you, though a
- Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal on behalf
- of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not disposed to
- relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration for the
- church.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face.
- &ldquo;Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. I am
- not a Non-conformist&mdash;on the contrary, I would give the rogues no
- quarter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke to a
- subordinate. &ldquo;Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened country
- and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you in the
- company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe that you were
- the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of conscience. I regret
- that I was mistaken.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, in great consternation&mdash;for Johnson was
- rendered speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked,
- instead of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. &ldquo;Sir, this is
- the great Dr. Johnson&mdash;nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the
- weak,&rdquo; said the clergyman, smiling. &ldquo;Well, well, we will take the honest
- gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one sense:
- he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one scale. To
- such greatness we would do well to bow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens, sir!&rdquo; said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in it.
- &ldquo;Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! sir,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;I am but a country parson. I cannot be
- expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course,
- Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, Mr.&mdash;Mr.&mdash;ah!
- you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though I doubt not you
- are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you written that
- entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence of such gentlemen
- as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and&mdash;I add with pride&mdash;Oliver
- Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,&rdquo; muttered Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he has doubtless greatness enough&mdash;avoirdupois&mdash;to serve
- for both! Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to
- speak for himself, tell me what he has written.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of
- Corsica,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, with some stammering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy altitude
- in literature?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are surely jesting, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;The world is familiar with
- Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no need
- for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the work
- appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0037.jpg" alt="0037 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0037.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up a
- volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown and
- Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his wont,
- until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them
- with greater tenderness,&rdquo; said the clergyman. &ldquo;I would fain hope that the
- purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the work of
- others. When did he bring out his dictionary?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Eighteen years ago,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what books has he written within the intervening years?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of
- our authors.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past
- eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, cousin,
- have written many works that the world would not willingly be without; and
- I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable list; but your
- friend&mdash;oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!&mdash;he is no true worker
- in literature, or he would&mdash;nay, he could not, have remained idle all
- these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not use his
- pen?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has a pension from the King, sir,&rdquo; stuttered Oliver. &ldquo;I tell you, sir,
- he is the most learned man in Europe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His is a sad case,&rdquo; said the clergyman. &ldquo;To refrain from administering to
- him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious duty.&rdquo; He
- took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. Goldsmith fell into
- a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's jaw fell; Burke and
- Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. &ldquo;Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; said the
- stranger, &ldquo;I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman to urge upon you to
- amend your way of life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; shouted Johnson, &ldquo;if you were not a clergyman I would say that you
- were a very impertinent fellow!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience&mdash;if you have
- one&mdash;tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure
- the knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this
- room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have
- acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you
- have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a
- friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your
- friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips,
- though they are workers&mdash;not without honour&mdash;at that profession
- of letters which you despise&mdash;nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you
- did not despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your
- life to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that
- a pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread
- of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. Johnson,
- if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think you will be
- regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those tavern dinners
- at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down all who differ
- from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your love of idleness
- and your intolerance? That is the question which I leave with you; I pray
- you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my leave of you. Gentlemen,
- Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have not spoken in vain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a general bow&mdash;an awkward bow&mdash;and walked with some
- dignity to the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he had
- disappeared, the room was very silent.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face
- buried in his hands, started up, crying out, &ldquo;'Rasse-las, Prince of
- Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he published
- 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?&rdquo; He ran to the door and opened it,
- calling downstairs: &ldquo;'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!&rdquo; &ldquo;Rasselas, Prince of
- Abyssinia'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir!&rdquo; came the roar of Dr. Johnson. &ldquo;Close that door and return to your
- chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect
- which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave
- decently.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shut the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did you a gross injustice, sir,&rdquo; said he, returning slowly to the
- table. &ldquo;I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book since
- your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the moment I
- forgot your 'Rasselas.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force of
- your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;If I am
- suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small
- volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my
- industry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Those who know you, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;do not need any evidence of
- your industry. As for that man&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let the man alone, sir,&rdquo; thundered Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?&rdquo; said Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next to
- a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; and,
- in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, sir,&rdquo; said Boswell. &ldquo;We deny your generous plea of justification.
- Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written even within the
- year.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the&mdash;well, the less I think of
- them, if you will allow me the paradox,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;Sir, the man is
- right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey my
- compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can forgive
- him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my Dictionary.
- Pray what is his name, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name, sir, his name?&rdquo; faltered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,&rdquo; said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name, sir, is&mdash;is&mdash;God help me, sir, I know not what is his
- name.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell tells
- me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did so in a
- spirit of boasting, you erred.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said
- in a low tone:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,&rdquo; cried Boswell. &ldquo;You boasted of
- him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Burke with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of
- nature are maintained when one hears his voice,&rdquo; remarked Goldsmith in a
- low tone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,&rdquo; said Reynolds as the door was opened and
- Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced to
- the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. &ldquo;Mr.
- Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whatever he may be on some other points,&rdquo; remarked Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than
- you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May I
- inquire the reason of the difference?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may not, sir!&rdquo; shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to
- acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that it
- would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he knew
- that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick were to
- hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene for the
- entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had heard more
- than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield had created by
- his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, played an important
- part. He had been congratulating himself upon the fortunate absence of the
- actor during the visit of the clergyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,&rdquo; he repeated, as Garrick looked
- with a blank expression of interrogation around the company.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Boswell, &ldquo;my veracity is called in question.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues
- that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?&rdquo; cried Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, one question,&rdquo; said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed.
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick&mdash;have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for
- a relative?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, no, sir,&rdquo; replied Garrick; &ldquo;but I heard him say that he had a
- brother who deserved to be a Dean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so I had,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My
- poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is
- concerned,&rdquo; said Johnson; &ldquo;but it seemed to me that some of the man's
- gestures&mdash;nay, some of the tones of his voice as well&mdash;resembled
- those of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table
- noticed the similarity to which I allude.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I certainly noticed it,&rdquo; cried Boswell eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your evidence is not admissible, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;What does Sir
- Joshua Reynolds say?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir,&rdquo; said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, &ldquo;I
- confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as
- regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he
- was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But if not, sir, how can you account for&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be silent, sir,&rdquo; he thundered. &ldquo;If you have left your manners in Scotland
- in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for the gift
- was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country in that
- respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken touching
- this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in the light of
- a personal affront.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the past
- half-hour than any of this company.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Davy,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly
- dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, sir,
- and of what nature was your diversion?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;I have been with a poet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So have we, sir&mdash;with the greatest poet alive&mdash;the author of
- 'The Deserted Village'&mdash;and yet you enter to find us immoderately
- glum,&rdquo; said Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he
- did not regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he
- quite believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the
- relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Mine
- was only a sort of poet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?&rdquo; asked Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,&rdquo; replied
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment
- for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who was
- anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just written.
- The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house in the
- Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was short,
- it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated by
- Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman&mdash;he wore
- the bands and apron of a Dean,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;not seeming to notice the
- little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man
- grasped me by the arm,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;doubtless recognising me from my
- portraits&mdash;for he said he had never seen me act&mdash;and then began
- an harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however,
- that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction than my
- neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, gentlemen,
- he took it quite as a family grievance.&rdquo; Suddenly he paused, and looked
- around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest were grave. A
- thought seemed to strike the narrator. &ldquo;What!&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;it is not
- possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, the Dean,
- regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'tis an extraordinary
- coincidence that I should have encountered him&mdash;unless&mdash;good
- heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here when I had thrown him
- off?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; cried Oliver, &ldquo;I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no Dean,
- entered this room!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court on
- your return,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Oh, yes, Doctor!&mdash;a small man with the
- family bow of the Goldsmiths&mdash;something like this.&rdquo; He gave a comical
- reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of mine,&rdquo;
- protested Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And let that be the end of the matter,&rdquo; declared Johnson, with no lack of
- decisiveness in his voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman again,&rdquo;
- laughed Garrick. &ldquo;I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was endeavouring
- to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version of 'The Deserted
- Village'&mdash;he said he had the version at his lodging, and meant to
- read it to his cousin&mdash;I ask your pardon, sir, but he said 'cousin.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, let us have no more of this&mdash;cousin or no cousin,&rdquo; roared
- Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is my prayer, sir&mdash;I utter it with all my heart and soul,&rdquo; said
- Garrick. &ldquo;It was about my poet I meant to speak&mdash;my poet and his
- play. What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as
- the subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme of
- theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that scoundrel
- Foote,&rdquo; said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite himself again,
- and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with that finality which
- carried conviction with it&mdash;yes, to James Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details of
- his interview with the poet who&mdash;according to his account&mdash;had
- designed the drama of &ldquo;Otaheite&rdquo; in order to afford Garrick an opportunity
- of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in feathers, and
- beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while he delivered a
- series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to Mars, Vulcan and
- Diana.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;My poet
- explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to his
- advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; and
- when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite could
- know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea Islanders
- were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights in the Pagan
- mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that the Romans should
- claim a monopoly of Diana.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's contention
- was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief to his mind to
- have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the argument, though
- he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in the poet's argument.
- </p>
- <p>
- He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the
- question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion
- of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman
- mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an
- hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the
- force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick,
- originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his
- tragedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson apart&mdash;greatly
- to the pique of Boswell&mdash;and said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you
- will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from
- you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You deserve no favour, Goldy,&rdquo; said Johnson, laying his hand on the
- little man's shoulder, &ldquo;and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants you
- one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your debtor.
- Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting you a
- favour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You say everything better than any living man, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you
- suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am anxious
- to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I have
- written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;we have been good friends for several
- years now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Undoubtedly, sir&mdash;long before you became recognised as the most
- melodious of our poets&mdash;the most diverting of our play-writers. I
- wrote the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for
- your second&mdash;nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and
- if it be damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my
- tragedy of 'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in
- his eyes and his voice as he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your generosity overpowers me, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oswell, who was
- standing to one side watching&mdash;-his eyes full of curiosity and his
- ears strained to catch by chance a word&mdash;the little scene that was
- being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care that Johnson should
- be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's house necessitated a
- walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; but this was nothing to
- Boswell, who had every confidence in his own capability to extract from
- his great patron some account of the secrets which had been exchanged in
- the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object&mdash;nay,
- when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch,
- Johnson turned upon him, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell you
- that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, woman
- or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be a
- friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, who had
- every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by you,
- sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his
- good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month of
- inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during the
- summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the
- Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house in
- Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through Goldsmith's,
- and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was very eloquent in
- his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, he said, in spite of
- the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an impostor calling himself
- his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to receive the dedication of the
- new comedy. Burke, who understood the temperament of his countryman, felt
- that he himself might surpass in eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he
- took for his text the magnanimity of the author of &ldquo;The Good Natured Man.&rdquo;
- He, however, refrained from the attempt to prove to his companion that
- there were other ways by which a man could gain a reputation for
- generosity than by permitting the most distinguished writer of the age to
- dedicate a comedy to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits,
- quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds was
- as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at a corner
- so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of ear-shot, he laid
- his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best
- friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy&mdash;the
- greatest genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy,
- and there never will be another such.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon his
- face, every gesture that he made corresponding. &ldquo;Sir, I protest that you
- are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, but
- as for the rascality&mdash;well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both a
- great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for
- example, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a
- device as that bow which you made, Davy,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;It presented
- before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths&mdash;all made in the same
- fashion as our friend on in front, and all striving&mdash;-and not
- unsuccessfully, either&mdash;to maintain the family tradition of the
- Goldsmith bow. And then your imitation of your imitation of the same
- movement&mdash;how did we contain ourselves&mdash;Burke and I?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm convinced that he did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was
- tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not
- certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to him
- and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson and
- never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain,
- David.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, my
- friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant,
- Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are others
- who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man to offer
- an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to
- attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a
- man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow a bad
- word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole dozen
- could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our friend Mr.
- Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of generosity
- because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at them, but
- preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I would
- rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of a dozen
- yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such as Bunbury. On
- the same principle, I have no particular liking to be preserved to make
- sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that literary three-decker,
- Johnson.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old
- schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up my
- mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an actor being
- a degrading-one&mdash;about an actor being on the level with a fiddler&mdash;nay,
- one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old schoolmaster a
- more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it is probable that
- he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain truths which were
- told to him by the Dean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to
- Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled by
- that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking
- characteristics of the Goldsmith family.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour&mdash;declaring that he had
- never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were
- magnanimous, David&mdash;as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an
- arm, plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a
- grain or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I
- have seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest
- commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal
- force the immorality of the whole proceeding.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith
- and Burke&mdash;the former still talking eagerly&mdash;having waited for
- them to come up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; said Reynolds, &ldquo;you have all gone out of your accustomed way
- to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some
- refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an
- opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady
- Betty Hamilton.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>O matre pulchra filia pulchrior</i>&rdquo; said Goldsmith; but there was not
- much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been the
- loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of
- Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's
- servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out by
- the servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I have to entreat your forgiveness
- for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your
- absence.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;I
- cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the
- picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made a
- point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside when
- she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself
- to your Lordship's eye,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,&rdquo; said the young man, but
- with no great show of ardour. &ldquo;It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also a
- beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side of
- the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick&mdash;two birds with the one stone, you
- know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,&rdquo; said the young man.
- &ldquo;Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at the
- Pantheon to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it not a mask?&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, finer sport even than that,&rdquo; laughed the youth. &ldquo;We are going to do
- more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in twenty
- years, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?&rdquo; inquired Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,&rdquo;
- cried Lord Stanley. &ldquo;Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be
- acquainted with them?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have often longed for that privilege,&rdquo; said Lord Stanley, bowing in
- reply to the salutation of the others. &ldquo;Mr. Burke's speech on the Marriage
- Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always been my
- favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, Dr.
- Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so
- distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me
- invite you all to the Pantheon&mdash;here are tickets to the show. You
- will give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night
- when Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, my Lord,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;that privilege will be in the hands of Mr.
- Col-man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless,
- you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to act
- my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with an
- air of mystery.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does he mean?&rdquo; asked Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what I have been asking myself,&rdquo; replied Garrick. &ldquo;By heavens, I
- have it!&rdquo; he cried after a pause of a few moments. &ldquo;I have heard rumours
- of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers of the
- Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of Vauxhall
- and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the entrance
- of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the leader of the
- scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also one of the plot. Let
- us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss being-present for the
- world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not so eager,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;I have my work to engage me early
- in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to be
- on foot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have not, thank heaven!&rdquo; cried Garrick; &ldquo;nor has Dr. Goldsmith, I'll
- swear. As for Burke&mdash;well, being a member of Parliament, he is a
- seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We need a frolic,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;God knows we had a dull enough
- dinner at the Crown and Anchor.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An Irishman and a frolic are like&mdash;well, let us say like Lady Betty
- and your macaw, Sir Joshua,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;They go together very
- naturally.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir Joshua entered
- his house, and the others hastened northward to the Oxford road, where the
- Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a year for the entertainment
- of the fashionable world&mdash;a more fashionable world, it was hoped,
- than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh and Vauxhall. From a
- hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and fashion sought their
- entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly Rooms when the weather
- failed to allow of their meeting at the two great public gardens. But as
- the government of the majority of these places invariably became lax&mdash;there
- was only one Beau Nash who had the cleverness to perceive that an
- autocracy was the only possible form of government for such assemblies&mdash;the
- committee of the Pantheon determined to frame so strict a code of rules,
- bearing upon the admission of visitors, as should, they believed, prevent
- the place from falling to the low level of the gardens.
- </p>
- <p>
- In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda,
- there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically
- excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to
- maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the
- most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed to
- enter.
- </p>
- <p>
- The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions as
- eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were
- sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going to
- those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such persons
- understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be optimists in
- regard to the question of the possibility of combining Puritanism and
- promiscuous entertainments terminating long after midnight. They hailed
- the arrival of the time when innocent recreation would not be incompatible
- with the display of the richest dresses or the most sumptuous figures.
- </p>
- <p>
- But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on
- the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The
- best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that
- the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them
- published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks
- artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility of
- actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually scandalous.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and
- declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their
- resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who
- affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying out
- of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make the
- management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in endeavouring
- to discriminate between the classes of their patrons.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the thoroughfare
- was then called, the result of this meeting was making itself felt. The
- road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for something unusual to
- occur, though of what form it was to assume no one seemed to be aware. The
- crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They cheered heartily every coach
- that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed ladies to the Pantheon and to
- other and less public entertainments. They waved their hats over the
- chairs which, similarly burdened, went swinging along between the bearers,
- footmen walking on each side and link-boys running in advance, the glare
- of their torches giving additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows
- who had the chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an
- officer of the Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and
- occasionally a jostling match took place between some supercilious young
- beau and the apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force
- his way. More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of
- the lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the
- next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing
- with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury.
- Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, drew
- his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the crowd.
- It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a space
- was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was thrown
- to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy dropped
- upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the crowd
- cheered and jeered in turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the
- frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a
- dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to
- use both.
- </p>
- <p>
- But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, all
- the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, and
- there was a cry of, &ldquo;Here they come&mdash;here she comes&mdash;a cheer for
- Mrs. Baddeley!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O Lord,&rdquo; cried Garrick, &ldquo;they have gone so far as to choose Sophia
- Baddeley for their experiment!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. Baddeley.
- There are many gradations in colour between black and white.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But not between black and White's,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;This notion is well
- worthy of the wit of White's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,&rdquo; said
- Garrick. &ldquo;But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it
- cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene as
- this,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week after
- to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By my soul!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;she looks as if she would give double that
- sum to be safe at home in bed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley,
- the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way
- through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance in
- front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold and
- silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of
- gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, and
- they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one side was
- the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. Hanger,
- equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was immediately
- behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of the lady's
- escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was seated,
- smiling&mdash;&mdash;&ldquo;Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,&rdquo; Burke
- remarked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;she was always the better actress. I am
- fortunate in having her in my new comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,&rdquo; said
- Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for
- several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of
- the Duchesses,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's
- sway,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band
- will emancipate him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If so he is in error,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;The Duchess of Argyll will never let
- him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady Betty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Till then, do you say?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Faith, sir, if he fancies he
- will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had a
- very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady is
- most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to
- Reynolds.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to Lady
- Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be a <i>fait
- accompli</i>; but there were rumours that the young man had of late been
- making an effort to release himself&mdash;that it was only with difficulty
- the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon her daughter,
- whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the
- crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and
- friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of
- dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also
- gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were
- plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession
- that a voice cried&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow them
- to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!&rdquo; The discordant
- note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment a seasonable
- one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town.
- </p>
- <p>
- The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up a
- shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a Methodist
- service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with which the
- early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another direction a
- ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as well as men; but
- above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the preacher was heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By my soul,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;that effect is strikingly dramatic. I should
- like to find some one who would give me a play with such a scene.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in the
- act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned suddenly
- round.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll take your order, sir,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Only you will have to pay me
- handsomely.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the
- escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,&rdquo; cried Captain Horneck&mdash;Goldsmith's
- &ldquo;Captain in lace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he
- would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to my
- Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would
- happen.&rdquo; Then he turned to Goldsmith. &ldquo;Come along, Nolly, my friend,&rdquo; he
- cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; &ldquo;if you want a scene for your new
- comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not wearing the
- peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to be resisted,
- whatever you wear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs
- stop at the porch of the Pantheon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As a matter of course you will come,&rdquo; said young Horneck. &ldquo;Let us hasten
- out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin to
- preach!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his
- arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as they
- could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his companion,
- that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but for the fact
- that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord Albemarle, and that
- his mother had entreated him not to do anything that might jeopardise the
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,&rdquo; said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the
- means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort
- would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that his
- act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,&rdquo; said the Captain.
- &ldquo;Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole.
- But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty and
- the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,&rdquo; said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party found, on
- approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being under the guidance of
- Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have had considerable
- difficulty getting near the porch of the building, where the crowds were
- most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed his way quite
- good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the people, and was
- followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little way behind. But as
- soon as the latter couple came within the light of the hundred lamps which
- hung around the porch, they were recognised and cheered by the crowd, who
- made a passage for them to the entrance just as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was
- set down.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed in
- front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a line on
- each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped out&mdash;she
- could not be persuaded to do so for some time&mdash;and walked between the
- ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered the points of
- their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy than they would
- have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at that period were
- doing their best to obtain some recognition.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the &ldquo;business&rdquo; of the part which she had to
- play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding herself
- confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick standing at one
- side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he bowed with exquisite
- irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit was too much for her.
- Forgetting that she was playing the part of a <i>grande dame</i>, she
- turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her hands&mdash;one
- holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan&mdash;crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's the
- prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,&rdquo; said Garrick
- gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the
- porch.
- </p>
- <p>
- The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely
- serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan
- collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the
- side of the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon.
- What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady
- visitor?&rdquo; he shouted to the liveried porter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,&rdquo;
- replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,&rdquo; said the young
- gentleman. &ldquo;Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,&rdquo; replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Mr. Hanger,&rdquo; replied the frightened actress, &ldquo;I wish not to be the
- cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen,&rdquo; cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, &ldquo;I know that it is not your
- will that we should come in active contest with the representatives of
- authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that our
- honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?&rdquo; When the cries
- of assent came to an end he continued, &ldquo;Then, sirs, the responsibility for
- bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords to the front! You will
- touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. Should a constable assault
- any of this company you will run him through without mercy. Now,
- gentlemen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and in
- that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few
- moments stood irresolute, but then&mdash;the points of a dozen swords were
- within a yard of their breasts&mdash;lowered their staves and slipped
- quietly aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt
- to withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily
- went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart.
- </p>
- <p>
- To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from the
- thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort walked
- through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being sheathed
- at the entrance.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the
- rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some
- of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to look
- scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave the
- assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose first
- husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively plain, in
- spite of their masks of paint and powder.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of her
- daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been
- twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess of
- Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of a
- body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob
- anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had no
- touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her complexion,
- and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add to their
- silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the cold
- whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. The
- solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that she made
- with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that lovely
- woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were
- small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the
- Duchess's elegance and distinction.
- </p>
- <p>
- Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at the
- lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her body
- guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, they
- exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess even
- smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster shrugged
- her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a Frenchwoman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance
- also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set
- her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be
- frightened away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Captain Horneck had gone up to his <i>fiancee</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were not in that creature's train, I hope,&rdquo; said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I? Dear child, for what do you take me?&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;No, I certainly was
- not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven
- you the impropriety,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- (She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than a
- year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.)
- </p>
- <p>
- By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and now
- returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where Mrs.
- Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Lord Conway, &ldquo;these gentlemen are anxious to offer you their
- sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and to
- express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour them by
- your patronage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the management,
- with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,&rdquo; said Lord Stanley. &ldquo;She agreed
- to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She can take very good care of herself,&rdquo; said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat
- curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to underrate
- the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to divide the
- honours attached to her position with another woman, much less with one
- who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. &ldquo;Mrs. Abington is
- a little timid, my Lord,&rdquo; she continued; &ldquo;she may not find herself quite
- at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, to be sure; but for
- my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better taste.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was conveyed
- to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of the honours
- which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, and when this
- news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through the porch to
- the side of her sister actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll and
- Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two actresses,
- offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them frequently at
- the assemblies in the rotunda.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the
- condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged
- their shoulders once more.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was
- disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew that
- the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the Duchess's
- daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity of mothers
- with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible suitors were
- growing scarce?
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played under
- his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, and he was
- compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more highly
- finished exhibition of this form of art.
- </p>
- <p>
- His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs.
- Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he
- liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to remain
- in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious to see
- what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and his
- friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the part of
- the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, he heard a
- merry voice behind him saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the Pantheon?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; cried another voice, &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing of
- a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth
- century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on the
- Oxford road.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a
- handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride&mdash;and my sweet Little Comedy!&rdquo; he cried, as
- the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act of
- making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and
- Katherine&mdash;the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. &ldquo;Mrs. Horneck, madam,
- I am your servant&mdash;and don't I look your servant, too,&rdquo; he added,
- remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You look always the same good friend,&rdquo; said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; laughed Mrs. Bunbury, &ldquo;if he were your servant he would take care,
- for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it is not
- that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something gorgeous.
- What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and
- Bun-burys.)
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your
- company, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. &ldquo;But a
- peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after
- to-night.&rdquo; He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses and
- their admirers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The air is tainted,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, solemnly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. &ldquo;'T is as you
- say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I said not so, madam,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. &ldquo;As amusing&mdash;-amusing&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,&rdquo;
- protested Little Comedy. &ldquo;Were they not, Mary?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, undoubtedly those were his words&mdash;only he did not utter them,&rdquo;
- replied the Jessamy Bride.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such
- witnesses!&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I could deny nothing to two such faces,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;even though one
- of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius weeping
- over the Pantheon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for
- it?&rdquo; she inquired, with her chin in the air.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,&rdquo; cried the young
- lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,&rdquo; remarked
- Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the Pantheon
- without the knowledge of his biographer,&rdquo; cried her sister, with an air of
- worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well qualified to be an
- exponent.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to the
- Royal Academy of Arts,&rdquo; said a lady who had come up with Burke at that
- moment&mdash;a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every
- movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed low&mdash;again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which
- Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest
- unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,&rdquo; Goldsmith began, but seeing the
- ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and the
- compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by
- declining to argue out the matter with you,&rdquo; said the Professor of Ancient
- History.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's
- quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed in
- her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention to the
- words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, moreover,
- declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in accepting her
- patronage.
- </p>
- <p>
- She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms&mdash;most
- of which had been said at least once before&mdash;at the expense of the
- Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more
- busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the
- injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her <i>jeux d'esprit</i>,
- she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the benefit
- of her remarks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, pointing
- out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, suddenly turning
- in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing behind her mother, the
- jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the expression of dismay&mdash;worse
- than dismay&mdash;which was on the girl's face as she gazed across the
- rotunda.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith followed
- the direction of her eyes and saw that their object was a man in the
- uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. Abingdon. He was a
- showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence of some dissipated
- years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his bearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck and
- gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant&mdash;only for an
- instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to
- the girl across the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become
- white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after the
- lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy of
- feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been a
- witness of a <i>rencontre</i> which evidently was painful to her; but he
- spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely noticeable
- imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; and, professing
- himself woefully ignorant as to the <i>personnel</i> of the majority of
- the people who were present, inquired first what was the name of a
- gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently interested
- ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that elaborate bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, but
- after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have never seen him before,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I don't think he can be any one
- in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually nobodies&mdash;until
- we come to know them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is quite reasonable,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It is a distinction to become your
- friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor at
- the Academy are forgotten.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her
- attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens, child!&rdquo; she whispered to her, &ldquo;what is the matter with you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What should be the matter with me?&rdquo; said Mary. &ldquo;What, except&mdash;oh,
- this place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and
- well ventilated at all times!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,&rdquo; said
- Bunbury.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a
- moment,&rdquo; said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. &ldquo;For heaven's
- sake don't stare so, child,&rdquo; she added to her sister, making a pitiful
- attempt to laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, my dear&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by
- Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;I will not have our mother alarmed, and&mdash;well,
- every one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the
- faintness has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's
- company? Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a
- fuss. Lend me your arm, if you please.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With all pleasure in life,&rdquo; cried Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how
- greatly she was trembling.
- </p>
- <p>
- When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister and
- Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that,
- immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer
- who had bowed to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Take me
- somewhere&mdash;some place away from here&mdash;any place away from here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one sconce
- with wax candles was alight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should you tremble, my dear girl?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;What is there to be
- afraid of? I am your friend&mdash;you know that I would die to save you
- from the least trouble.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I am in no trouble&mdash;only
- for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you did not come in
- the bloom-tinted coat after all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was broken
- only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's song&mdash;the
- hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the rotunda and
- around the galleries.
- </p>
- <p>
- At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend&mdash;I wonder
- what you think of your Jessamy Bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,&rdquo; said he tenderly. &ldquo;But
- if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may be able
- to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a moment. Why,
- what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry in France
- together?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing&mdash;nothing has happened&mdash;I give you my word upon it,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be
- frightened&mdash;no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting,
- have not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could
- not understand&mdash;psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith; girls are foolish creatures.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? Think if
- it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs are
- concerned, but I feel that for others&mdash;for you, my dear&mdash;ah,
- child, don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its
- poignancy is blunted?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have never had consolation except from you,&rdquo; said the girl. &ldquo;But this&mdash;this&mdash;oh,
- my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's soul to enable you to
- write those lines&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late. . . '?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to his
- forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked slowly
- away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than a dozen
- steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of indecision,
- hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;it is only a woman who can think everything that is evil
- about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their own
- destruction, but by women.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let us go away,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I am sick of this place. There is no corner
- of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever any
- singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! I would pay
- fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her efforts.&rdquo; Her laugh
- had a shrill note that caused it to sound very pitiful to the man who
- heard it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was
- standing with Burke and her son.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Horneck. &ldquo;We have been entranced with its melody.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no; I have missed no note of it&mdash;no note. Was there ever
- anything so delicious&mdash;so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went
- homeward, mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!&rdquo; said
- Burke. &ldquo;It is the young miss in these days who insists on her mother's
- keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary was always a wise little person,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wise? Oh, let us go home!&rdquo; said the girl wearily.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,&rdquo; said her
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the janitor
- to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach.
- </p>
- <p>
- He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder
- lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the
- girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could
- hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went out into
- the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While Goldsmith was
- in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was furtively glancing
- around, and before she had got into a position for seating herself by the
- side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so clumsy a way that several of
- the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, bowing awkwardly, and, to crown
- his stupidity, he turned round so rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran
- violently full-tilt against a gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to
- the side of the chariot as if to take leave of the ladies.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and
- staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until
- the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered wig, was
- barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his awkwardness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Curse you for a lout!&rdquo; cried the officer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith put his hat on his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look you, sir!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I have offered you my humblest apologies for
- the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to say
- as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir&mdash;Oliver
- Goldsmith&mdash;and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that
- we are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you
- may be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging
- cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, shouted
- &ldquo;Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke forever!&rdquo; For
- both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as they were in
- society.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman,
- in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders,
- stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. Then
- he turned to his opponent, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you can
- let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or if it suits you better, sir,&rdquo; said another gentleman coming to
- Goldsmith's side, &ldquo;you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord
- Clare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My Lord,&rdquo; cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, &ldquo;I have no quarrel
- with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in the heat
- of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman might not
- make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I have the
- honour to wish your Lordship good-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed and made his exit.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen Goldsmith
- reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting him a letter from
- Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let him know that Woodward
- and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his comedy which had been in
- rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, felt they were right in doing
- so, as the failure of the piece was so inevitable. He hoped that Dr.
- Goldsmith would be discreet enough to sanction its withdrawal while its
- withdrawal was still possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- He read this letter&mdash;one of several which he had received from Colman
- during the week prophesying disaster&mdash;without impatience, and threw
- it aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save
- the expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken
- his lines&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;When lovely woman stoops to folly,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late....&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Too late&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had
- broken, as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had
- broken, when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is
- enshrined for all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress
- of tears. It would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in
- her eyes. Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice....
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl who
- had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other human
- being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had shown
- themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing himself on
- the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when Little Comedy
- married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him which had begun at
- Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he spent at the
- Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his &ldquo;Jessamy
- Bride,&rdquo; drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt from
- the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature&mdash;that in
- her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy which he
- sought. More than once she had proved to him that she recognised the
- greatness of his nature&mdash;his simplicity, his generosity, the
- tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his trustfulness,
- that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his intolerance of
- hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was the note of the
- most successful productions of the day. Above all, he felt that she
- recognised his true attitude in relation to English literature. If he was
- compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order to earn his daily
- bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English literature. How
- nobly he discharged this debt his &ldquo;Traveller,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield,&rdquo;
- &ldquo;The Deserted Village,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Good Natured Man&rdquo; testified at intervals.
- He felt that he was the truest poet, the sincerest dramatist, of the
- period, and he never allowed the work which he was compelled to do for the
- booksellers to turn him aside from his high aims.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood what
- his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of the world.
- She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she understood him
- and sympathised with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of
- her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the
- time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied
- her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered
- how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a long
- visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look of
- gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her with
- a letter. &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield&rdquo; was the book, and she had said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You can never, never know what it has been to me&mdash;what it has done
- for me.&rdquo; Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude&mdash;of
- affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes had
- overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not be
- easily severed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0105.jpg" alt="0105 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0105.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's
- song.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to think of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, on
- glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had
- changed from one of merriment to one of despair&mdash;the despair of a
- bird that finds itself in the net of the fowler.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to think of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of her,
- but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt
- certain, brought about her change of mood.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to
- guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him
- going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest
- means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep the
- man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most
- rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary it had
- proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the girls, and
- he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to regard the
- occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run the man
- through some vital part.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the very
- sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, and his
- too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number of answers
- to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no ill of her.
- He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly good. He felt
- that her concern was on account of some one else who might be in the power
- of that man. He knew how generous she was&mdash;how sympathetic. He had
- told her some of his own troubles, and though he did so lightly, as was
- his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing of them. Might it not
- then be that the trouble which affected her was not her own, but
- another's?
- </p>
- <p>
- Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the
- incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow whose
- appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had escaped
- with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an ordinary
- shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how he had
- declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a man he would
- have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but design, and would
- have been ready to fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of the
- man would be a step in the right direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the morning
- that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which contained some
- unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the details of the news,
- but he was certain that on receiving it he had a definite idea that it was
- unpleasant. When he now read Colman's letter for the second time he found
- that his recollection of his first impression was not at fault. It was
- just his luck: no man was in the habit of writing more joyous letters or
- receiving more depressing than Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable
- mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those
- to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He
- could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said,
- dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the
- stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best
- interests to be connected with a failure.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has
- not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It might be in respect to most plays, sir,&rdquo; replied Colman; &ldquo;but in
- regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to
- anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in
- this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall try to bear both with fortitude,&rdquo; said Goldsmith quietly, though
- he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his gratuitous
- predictions of failure&mdash;predictions which from the first his attitude
- in regard to the play had contributed to realise. &ldquo;I should like to have a
- talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,&rdquo; he added.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are in the green room,&rdquo; said the manager. &ldquo;I must say that I was in
- hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work would
- enable you to see your way to withdraw it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I decline to withdraw it, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been a manager now for some years,&rdquo; said Colman, &ldquo;and, speaking
- from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without
- hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so
- complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that was
- ever wrote.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to
- appreciate,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that
- what the people want nowadays is a novelty?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of yours
- is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's the
- novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, sir, the
- bringing on of that vulgar young boor&mdash;what's the fellow's name?&mdash;Lumpkin,
- in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the refinement and
- sensibility of the period&mdash;the fellow who talks of his bear only
- dancing to the genteelest of tunes&mdash;all this, Dr. Goldsmith, I pledge
- you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an early fall of
- the curtain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An early fall of the curtain?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene
- beyond that of your pothouse to be set.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not a
- pothouse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not
- apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad
- through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit.
- Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of <i>your</i> play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a
- share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for
- having anything to do with its production.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in
- respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act
- with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's office
- and went to the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he attitude of
- Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping with the traditions of
- the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it so contrary to the
- traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like the rest of his
- profession&mdash;not even excepting Garrick&mdash;possessed only a small
- amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented to
- them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his own
- acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted blank
- verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional lines,
- with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack of human
- nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and he could see
- no reason why he should substitute for them anything more natural. He had
- no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure a comedy founded
- upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious sentimentality of an
- artificial age.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had produced &ldquo;The Good Natured Man&rdquo; some years before, and had made
- money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who had
- condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that play were
- still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading
- characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but actually
- intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named provisionally
- &ldquo;The Mistakes of a Night,&rdquo; he at first declined to have anything to do
- with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential friends&mdash;friends
- who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised his genius when he
- was living in a garret and before he had written anything beyond a few
- desultory essays&mdash;and they brought all their influence to bear upon
- the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the comedy, but laid it aside for
- several months, and only grudgingly, at last, consented to put it in
- rehearsal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best to
- depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging his
- shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant to allow
- certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written them.
- </p>
- <p>
- This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position
- than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was
- soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a
- half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young Marlow,
- threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was serious in
- his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment Goldsmith
- assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract with the
- manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same contract
- by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was handed
- over to Lee Lewes.
- </p>
- <p>
- After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make
- the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every
- chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the
- manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every
- possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined
- to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he
- provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually
- encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints
- regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said he
- was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up their
- parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued
- rehearsing.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of
- conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He knew
- that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could not doubt
- what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round and go back
- to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw the play. The
- temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of determination which
- had carried him through many difficulties&mdash;that spirit which Reynolds
- appreciated and had embodied in his portrait&mdash;came to his aid. He
- walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with both Woodward and
- Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr.
- Colman,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;but I am sure that you have not taken this serious step
- without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. Colman will
- be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an agreement with me
- to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he will therefore
- sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick will, I hope, honour
- me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. Bulk-ley that of Miss
- Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the rehearsal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by
- the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and who
- had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now began
- to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had been a
- fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched garret knew
- what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate to kick
- downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him employment as
- a libeller.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to him&mdash;&ldquo;Sir,
- you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will not be my
- fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. You have been
- badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your ill-treatment nobly.
- For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to appear in your piece.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for
- ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and
- gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to assert
- that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I shall regard
- as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has passed I know
- that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection of the
- opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the success of
- this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward
- circumstances incidental to its birth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly that
- he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: they
- reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, caused
- them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,&rdquo; said Shuter, who
- was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Lord,
- sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident was to
- happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned to a
- certainty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place.
- Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening
- influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were
- acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith that
- none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet the
- members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption that
- its failure was inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had
- since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers to
- dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at a
- wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake
- during the greater part of the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her eyes
- at the same moment had yet to be explained.
- </p>
- <p>
- He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his elbow resting
- on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After half-an-hour's thought
- his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. Picking one up with a
- sigh, he began to write.
- </p>
- <p>
- Verse after verse appeared upon the paper&mdash;the love-song of a man who
- feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only
- consolation in life is love.
- </p>
- <p>
- After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again rested
- his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he had written.
- His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected sincerity when
- every one around him was engaged in composing verses which were regarded
- worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were artificial.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to
- Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would she
- be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his
- delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became
- known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had
- enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper
- feeling?
- </p>
- <p>
- His heart sank as he asked himself the question.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?&rdquo; he muttered.
- &ldquo;Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is the
- chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should he
- himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life that the
- man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to live in
- loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was struck blind&mdash;a
- great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from love receives no pity&mdash;no
- pity on earth&mdash;no pity in heaven.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for an
- hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper which he
- had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. He did not
- tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand to the desk
- and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making the torn edge
- rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of a woman whose
- lover was beside her&mdash;that was what the quivering motion suggested to
- the poet who watched it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!&rdquo; he said.
- &ldquo;Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts,
- where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished
- men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew
- that friendship could afford him no solace.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like
- giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER X.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>or the next two
- days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes in his play as were
- suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. The alterations were not
- radical, but he felt that they would be improvements, and his judgment was
- rarely at fault. Moreover, he was quick to perceive in what direction the
- strong points and the weak points of the various members of the company
- lay, and he had no hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them
- a better chance of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman
- called the &ldquo;pot-house scene&rdquo; would he change, not a word of the scene
- where the farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow
- to be omitted.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems
- to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee house
- talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the fate that
- was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he not adopted
- this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become aware, as
- they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. When it was
- produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the manager up to
- ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a new set of
- lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject.
- </p>
- <p>
- But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some of
- them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not
- hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he might
- not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not possibly
- be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a pity, one
- of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be so easily
- avoided?
- </p>
- <p>
- To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand
- or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written it,
- he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the medium of
- these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the verdict of the
- playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on those scenes so
- early in the play was that the playgoers might know not to expect a
- sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a natural school of
- comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of the manners of the
- day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only the broadest and
- heartiest fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If the scenes are ungenteel,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;it is because nature is made up
- of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less
- interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin
- when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a greater
- favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest gentleman who
- ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely on the ear of a
- boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not interfere with his
- romping.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point
- on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when he
- did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from his
- over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others&mdash;a disability
- which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in
- consequence, delightfully fluent.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast,
- he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that the
- Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some degree of
- apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might think he
- looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he was by her
- side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. The words
- still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it would pain her
- to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite content that matters
- should remain as they were. Whatever the words might have meant, it was
- impossible that they could mean anything that might cause him to think of
- her with less reverence and affection.
- </p>
- <p>
- He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to find
- out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom there
- came to his ears the sound of laughter&mdash;such laughter as caused him
- to remark to the servant&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour,
- sir,&rdquo; replied Ralph.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been
- entertaining them,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the
- entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been
- keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits of
- laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an
- amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him much
- manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the
- imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the
- details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis
- entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working
- laboriously at his &ldquo;Animated Nature.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good morning, sir, good morning,&rdquo; he cried, pretending to take off his
- gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect self-possession,
- previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. &ldquo;Now mind you don't sit
- there, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; he continued, raising a warning finger. A little
- motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, with his mincing ways, was
- transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy and self-conscious in the
- presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy politeness to get him a
- chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very one on which the man had
- placed his hat. &ldquo;Now, now, now, what are you about?&rdquo;&mdash;once more
- Garrick was the amanuensis. &ldquo;Did not I warn you to be careful about that
- chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? Sir, that excuse is a
- mere quibble&mdash;a mere quibble. This must not occur again, or I shall
- be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, my good sir? Now to
- business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man to make me a cup of
- chocolate&mdash;with milk, sir&mdash;plenty of milk, and two lumps of
- sugar&mdash;plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a patriot&mdash;none
- of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think on't, your
- laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for me; and mind you
- tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in it&rdquo;&mdash;this shouted
- half-way out of the door through which he had shown Goldsmith hurrying
- with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. Then came the monologue
- of the amanuensis strolling about the room, passing his sneering remarks
- at the furniture&mdash;opening a letter which had just come by post, and
- reading it <i>sotto voce</i>. It was supposed to be from Filby, the
- tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform in which Dr.
- Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the Haymarket would
- be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith had made up his
- mind as to the exact orders which he meant to wear, ending with a
- compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and discrimination in choosing
- a costume which was so well adapted to his physique, and a humble
- suggestion that it should be worn upon the occasion of the first
- performance of the new comedy, when the writer hoped no objection would be
- raised to the hanging of a board in front of the author's box with &ldquo;Made
- by Filby&rdquo; printed on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain words&mdash;giving
- an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here and there, and
- finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a postscript alluding to
- the length of time that had passed since the writer had received a payment
- on account, could not have been surpassed. The effect of the comedy upon
- the people in the room was immeasurably heightened by the entrance of
- Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, as the amanuensis, immediately
- walked to him gravely with the scrap of paper which had done duty as the
- letter, in his hand, asking him if what was written there in black and
- white about the field-marshal's uniform was correct, and if he meant to
- agree to Filby's request to wear it on the first night of the comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu
- entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit
- of the scene, saying-&ldquo;Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that
- more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful issue
- a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager of a
- playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why should
- not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew that
- Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, and would
- not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In an instant,
- however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious amanuensis, and
- became David Garrick, crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to reply
- to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of your
- experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with
- nature.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated at
- the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much what
- might follow.
- </p>
- <p>
- At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in
- the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir,&rdquo; said the amanuensis, &ldquo;we have no time to waste over empty
- civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we cannot keep
- the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the booksellers, 'tis
- the world we think of. What is this?&rdquo;&mdash;picking up an imaginary paper&mdash;&ldquo;'The
- derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed the ingeniousness of many
- able writers, but there can be no doubt in the mind of any one who has
- seen that noble creature, as I have, in its native woods, careering nimbly
- from branch to branch of the largest trees in search of the butterflies,
- which form its sole food, that the name elephant is but a corruption of
- elegant, the movements of the animal being as singularly graceful as its
- shape is in accordance with all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is
- mighty fine, but your style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature'
- should be himself both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon
- should himself be a buffoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes,
- leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis as
- to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer and
- warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked
- Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the
- imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then
- the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! Lord!
- what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to dictate
- to his amanuensis?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, around
- the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household in roars
- of laughter&mdash;as one delightful member of the household has recorded&mdash;over
- his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of Dr. Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And all this,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;came out of the paltry story which I told
- him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment he sat
- down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I knew he
- saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea and send
- him away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0011" id="link2HCH0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith was
- delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from care. He had
- gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear that she was
- unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry a mood as he
- had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at dinner, and he
- was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the mysterious mood
- that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told
- him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though she said
- that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the intention of
- the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go together to the
- theatre and demand its immediate production on the finest scale possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence
- Colman in that respect,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Only to-day, when I ventured to
- talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not his
- intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be played
- for longer than a small portion of one evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The monster!&rdquo; cried the girl. &ldquo;I should like to talk to him as I feel
- about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will tolerate
- his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs some one to
- be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him how contemptible he
- is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. The occasion is one that
- demands the powers of a man who has a whole dictionary at his back&mdash;yes,
- Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten that if he does not behave
- handsomely he will, in his next edition of the Dictionary, define a
- scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps an author in suspense for
- months, and then produces his comedy so ungenerously as to make its
- failure a certainty. But, no, your play will be the greater success on
- account of its having to overcome all the obstacles which Mr. Colman has
- placed in its way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be the
- greatest success of the century,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so it will be&mdash;oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will&mdash;oh,
- we shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box
- and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed
- upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to the
- remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a
- suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour
- upon an ill-treated author.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least
- one of the two enterprises&mdash;the first being the changing of the
- mistakes of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the
- changing of the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager&mdash;ay,
- and of an author as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Admirably spoke!&rdquo; cried the author. &ldquo;I have a mind to let the name 'The
- Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Oh,
- do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot hit upon
- a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath of laurel.&rdquo;
- Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not far away, had
- put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a word or two of
- the girl's sentence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The
- Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a
- Knight!'&rdquo; said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did
- not like too many people to hear him make one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get a
- better,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss
- Horneck to discover the better one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse
- and damn the play,&rdquo; said Reynolds. &ldquo;I have given it its proper name, and
- if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the
- reprobation of all honest folk who detest an <i>alias</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then that name shall stand,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I give you my word, Sir
- Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have it
- damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in England.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is very well said, indeed,&rdquo; remarked Sir Joshua. &ldquo;It gives evidence
- of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all should respect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, for
- she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, but from the
- other end of the table there came quite an outburst of laughter. Garrick
- sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he was telling an
- imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to
- question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the
- story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should
- not be told for the benefit of the playgoers.
- </p>
- <p>
- A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner&mdash;his name was Colonel
- Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck&mdash;took
- up the question quite seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For my part,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I admit frankly that I have never heard the story
- of Grouse in the gun-room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible, sir?&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;What, you mean to say that you are
- not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who asked
- him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was locked&mdash;that
- about every gun having a lock, and so forth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; cried Colonel Gwyn. &ldquo;I had no idea that the story was a
- familiar one. It seems interesting, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;But you are an army man,
- Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the mess-table.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir,&rdquo; said Colonel Gwyn, &ldquo;I know so little about it that I
- fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog&mdash;I have myself known of
- sporting dogs called Grouse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,&rdquo; cried Garrick. &ldquo;Ould Grouse a dog! Pray do
- not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, and would
- feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. Goldsmith was
- an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death severely.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he is dead?&rdquo; said Gwyn. &ldquo;That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to
- the narrative.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A particularly pathetic interest, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick, shaking his head.
- &ldquo;I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that that
- dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us&mdash;that the gunroom door is
- now open, but that within there is silence&mdash;no sound of the dear old
- feet that were wont to patter and potter&mdash;you will pardon my emotion,
- madam&rdquo;&mdash;He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith
- became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured to
- assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, did him
- honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now without
- seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had too high
- an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face perfectly grave,
- while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to suppress came from the
- napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti said something in
- Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the melancholy nature of the
- party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'T is selfish to repine, and he himself&mdash;dear old soul!&mdash;would
- be the last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in
- the gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy
- I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he
- delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well
- known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had no
- particular character in the neighbourhood.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,&rdquo; said the Colonel.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, if the truth must be told&mdash;but no, the man is dead and gone
- now,&rdquo; cried Garrick, &ldquo;and it is more generous only to remember, as we all
- do, the nimbleness of his wit&mdash;the genial mirth which ran through the
- gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun
- is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse or
- two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet
- thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the
- comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not
- afraid to joke, sir, and&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy
- read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never
- actually narrated, but only hinted at,&rdquo; said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That makes little matter, sir,&rdquo; said Garrick. &ldquo;The untold story of Ould
- Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next
- year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury, &ldquo;after the pains which Mr.
- Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of the
- story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.&rdquo; Colonel
- Gwyn looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that up to the present&mdash;ah! I fear that
- the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to be
- led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind you&mdash;I
- fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with laughter,
- which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel Gwyn's face was
- taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and then at Little
- Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never quite make out what
- was going on around her in that strange household where she had been
- thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the ultra-grave Garrick, and
- then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with a view of assuring him that
- she understood perfectly how he came to be merry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn,&rdquo; said Garrick, &ldquo;these gentlemen seem to have their own
- reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate when
- to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet&mdash;ah, I perceive
- they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that,
- sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and
- the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I
- don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for
- some years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining
- in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of
- the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little
- embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who was
- hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends every
- evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which chanced to be
- broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of port-glasses at his end
- of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom he cheered by telling him
- that he had already given a lesson to Woodward regarding the speaking of
- the prologue which he, Garrick, had written for the comedy. He said he
- believed Woodward would repeat the lines very effectively. When Goldsmith
- mentioned that Colman declined to have a single scene painted for the
- production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick were indignant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,&rdquo; said the
- latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the play
- to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Davy, my friend,&rdquo; Goldsmith replied, &ldquo;I feel more at my ease in
- reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst&mdash;or the best.
- If the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal
- for the next year or two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the
- entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head
- and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting long
- sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was supposed
- to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment has survived,
- and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with Garrick repeating
- the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous change of
- expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with Goldsmith
- burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly amusing gestures
- the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed that Sir Joshua's
- guests were convulsed.
- </p>
- <p>
- After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two
- playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and
- did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines after
- the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous than that of
- the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an affecting passage
- from Addison's &ldquo;Cato,&rdquo; Goldsmith began to sing the song which he had been
- compelled to omit from the part of Miss Hardcastle, owing to Mrs.
- Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course Garrick's gestures during the
- delivery of the song were marvellously ingenious, and an additional
- element of attraction was introduced by Dr. Burney, who hastily seated
- himself at the pianoforte and interwove a medley accompaniment,
- introducing all the airs then popular, but without prejudice to the
- harmonies of the accompaniment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this
- marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion
- caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees&mdash;he begged
- the lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was
- accustomed to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica
- shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua to the
- Jessamy Bride. &ldquo;Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of
- hearing her sing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling
- Angelica.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Will your Majesty condescend
- to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned to captivate
- our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to conquer our
- savage hearts by the exercise of another?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
- thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
- springing to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By the Lord, I've got it!&rdquo; shouted Goldsmith. &ldquo;The Jessamy Bride has
- given it to me, as I knew she would&mdash;the title of my comedy&mdash;she
- has just said it: '<i>She Stoops to Conquer</i>.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s a matter of
- course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith communicated it to
- him the next day; but the latter was firm on this particular point. He had
- given the play its name, he said, and he would not alter it now on any
- consideration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play gave
- him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret at not
- being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he believed
- the manager would play to perfection.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the whole
- Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his customary
- emphasis, that no better title than &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer&rdquo; could be found
- for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and the rehearsal was
- proceeded with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
- in order to go upon the stage, &ldquo;Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
- must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we may
- be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
- filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; said Miss
- Horneck&mdash;Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
- topics of the hour. &ldquo;I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as will
- enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but to a
- whole archipelago of wit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Otaheite is a name of good omen,&rdquo; said Cradock. &ldquo;It is suggestive of
- palms, and '<i>palmam qui meruit ferat.</i>'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;you should know better than to quote Latin in the
- presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
- it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
- is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
- playgoers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,&rdquo; laughed
- Cradock. &ldquo;Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, and
- Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
- critics.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
- Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
- opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
- his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
- critics.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his
- servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every
- outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the
- broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed and
- applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons&mdash;especially the
- satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists&mdash;but it was
- the drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of
- Miss Horneck&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel
- Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much amazed
- as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage out of
- compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority regarding
- the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in the estimation
- of his company, remarked&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as
- generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the
- playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of
- your wit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent the
- instruction of Dr. Johnson,&rdquo; said Goldsmith quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed it
- during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it became
- understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit their
- regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been originally
- cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the prologue, which
- Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told Goldsmith, he had
- already given a hint or two to Woodward.
- </p>
- <p>
- The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which
- Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who
- threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely
- thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the
- epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley
- declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she
- herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's
- ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies
- were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; but
- Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple
- epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding the first
- performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was eventually spoken
- by Mrs. Bulkley.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an epilogue
- which will never be spoke,&rdquo; sneered Colman when the last difficulties had
- been smoothed over.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party,
- consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary
- Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production
- of the play&mdash;when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the
- niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny
- either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's
- almost caused him to break down.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him.
- She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not
- hesitate for a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,&rdquo; she said; &ldquo;my dress
- would be ruined.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour of
- the play,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their dusters,
- and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one of the
- candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years contained
- such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. Col-man for a
- curmudgeon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and I
- only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this
- play, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;The credit of your friends, who insisted on
- Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And above all,&rdquo; said Reynolds pleasantly, &ldquo;the play must be a success in
- order to put Colman in the wrong.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is
- important to us all,&rdquo; said Mary. &ldquo;It would never do for Colman to be in
- the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be
- saved by Monday night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a sense
- of my own unworthiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,&rdquo; cried
- Johnson. &ldquo;Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to
- hear your play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who,
- when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care to
- send a guinea in advance,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, and every one present knew that
- he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by Johnson on
- the day that &ldquo;The Vicar of Wakefield&rdquo; was sold.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now,&rdquo; said Reynolds, &ldquo;I have to prove how certain we are of the
- future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday previous
- to the performance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the
- success of the play,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;To proffer such an invitation would
- be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public had
- attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who know
- your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that our
- esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday night,
- sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour to have
- you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what you
- mean better,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;A compliment is doubly a compliment coming
- from Dr. Johnson.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck
- walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter of
- a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character of Young
- Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had sufficiently
- recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how remarkable a
- character he had created.
- </p>
- <p>
- On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the St.
- James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found the
- author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a
- salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered with
- silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any mistake
- on this point.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens!&rdquo; cried the visitor. &ldquo;Have you forgot that you cannot wear
- colours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith. &ldquo;Because Woodward is to appear in mourning to
- speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy should
- also be in black?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;that is not the reason. How is it possible that you
- forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat of
- yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in front
- of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you hope
- that the King will command a performance.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous
- garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in
- dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it
- before throwing it over the back of a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,&rdquo; said
- he. &ldquo;I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with his
- friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson,
- Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already
- assembled.
- </p>
- <p>
- It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook hands
- twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the King of
- Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for regret with
- him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He expressed a
- hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have so depressing
- an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their enjoyment of his
- comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did not
- think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would be
- quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the
- frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after
- all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose name
- they had probably never heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for
- the best, but still....
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of
- Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have
- heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their
- merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was
- concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat
- become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake
- of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the clock
- and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time to allow
- of their driving comfortably to the theatre.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds that
- Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his nervousness,
- began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken at Lord
- Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took place daily
- in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave all his
- attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to him&mdash;not
- even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity College to his
- friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the
- theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he
- had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant
- to have the omission repaired without delay.
- </p>
- <p>
- He never returned.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0013" id="link2HCH0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party remained
- in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter from the bar was sent
- for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was having his hat brushed,
- that his party were ready to leave the house, the man stated that Dr.
- Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in the direction of Pall Mall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir,&rdquo; said Johnson to Burke, &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is little better than a
- fool.&rdquo; Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Burke, &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that
- ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and
- let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say the
- best comedy of a century.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the playhouse?&rdquo;
- said Richard Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is
- concerned,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;I think that the best course we can adopt is
- for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be
- looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen,
- Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a
- burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the
- playhouse, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I know anything of him, sir,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;the playhouse is just
- the place which he would most persistently avoid.&rdquo; There was a long pause
- before Johnson said in his weightiest manner:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is very kind of you, sir,&rdquo; replied Steevens. &ldquo;But you may rest
- assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens
- hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood
- Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting alone in
- some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable failure of
- his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled him to hold out
- against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, suffer a relapse
- when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and his naturally
- sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his life give place to
- a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him to put in an
- appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his friends. Steevens
- actually made up his mind that if he failed to find Goldsmith during the
- next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage on the Edgware road.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house&mdash;from Jack's, in
- Dean street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster&mdash;but he failed to
- discover his friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this
- way; and all this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse&mdash;except
- the one box that held Cumberland and his friends&mdash;were greeting the
- brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably
- contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant
- authors had witnessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens have
- imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous figure of
- Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with a hand
- behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and as phrase
- after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and vivified with
- numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, he seems to
- shake the theatre with his laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge
- of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two notable
- figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather
- frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little
- Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the most
- notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare
- occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with
- laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which
- she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General
- Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and
- Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having
- lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom
- every one is so highly honouring at the moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, &ldquo;looking glum,&rdquo; as one
- witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of
- having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth the
- resentment of the pit.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few
- years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's &ldquo;Good-Natured Man&rdquo; at &ldquo;the other
- house,&rdquo; sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented
- &ldquo;Ossian.&rdquo; He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him
- an impostor.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her
- younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has
- for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from the
- pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact that
- Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his eyes
- fixed upon her&mdash;earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his <i>fiancée</i>
- are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important box in the house
- Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may be gratified by
- beholding her. It does not so much matter about her husband, who once
- thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a concern whose
- operations represented the potentialities of wealth beyond the dreams of
- avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the Gunnings when she
- first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever recorded to the
- eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, mindful of that trick
- which the cleverness of her mother turned to so good account, does not
- condescend to notice from her box, where she sits with Lady Betty
- Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though she is acquainted
- with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising between the acts.
- </p>
- <p>
- What a play! What spectators!
- </p>
- <p>
- We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought to
- those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with delight
- at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the little man
- with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality upon
- their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his
- biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed
- down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own!
- </p>
- <p>
- And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands
- nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in St.
- James's Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching for
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't speak, man, for God's sake,&rdquo; cried Oliver. &ldquo;'Tis not so dark but
- that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that
- the comedy is ended&mdash;that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in
- the middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is
- ended.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man,
- what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at the
- coffee house?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't know what you speak of,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;But I beg of you to
- hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play&mdash;don't fear
- to tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly
- twenty years; I am not easily dismayed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear friend,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;I have no intention of going to the
- playhouse unless you are in my company&mdash;I promised so much to Dr.
- Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving
- yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art,
- sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean by that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise on
- the stage that you, and you only, can decide&mdash;are you willing to
- allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, who
- is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true
- prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great man,
- too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I am
- convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It shall not&mdash;it shall not!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith after a short pause.
- &ldquo;I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I have
- something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in this battle
- have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my friend&mdash;I'll
- go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to avert disaster.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was
- obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to
- Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of the
- play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence to
- insist on a scene being omitted&mdash;or, perhaps, a whole act; and
- nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his head
- out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the playhouse&mdash;that
- his worst fears were realized.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense!&rdquo; cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other window.
- &ldquo;The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental to any
- performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on their
- boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy has yet
- to be damned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage door,
- looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as if to
- see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the back of
- the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, in the
- part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had driven her
- forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was within twenty
- yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights were far too strong;
- unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have failed to recognise
- the familiar features of the scene. The next moment there came a hiss&mdash;a
- solitary hiss from the boxes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's that, Mr. Colman?&rdquo; whispered the excited author.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir,&rdquo; said Colman brutally. &ldquo;Why trouble yourself about a squib
- when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's a lie,&rdquo; said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as
- Mr. Hardcastle. &ldquo;'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was
- assured from the first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend
- while I live!&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a lie, and
- surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever uttered. Goldsmith was
- soon made aware of this. The laughter that followed Tony Lumpkin's
- pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle was a highwayman was not the
- laugh of playgoers who have endured four acts of a dull play; it was the
- laugh of people who have been in a good humour for over two hours, and
- Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from their laughter that the people in
- every part of the house were following the comedy with extraordinary
- interest. Every point in the dialogue was effective&mdash;the exquisite
- complications, the broad fun, the innumerable touches of nature, all were
- appreciated by an audience whose expression of gratification fell little
- short of rapture.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not return
- to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue was spoken
- by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night.
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of speaking
- to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, and from
- them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the first scene
- to the one which was being represented, the performance had been a
- succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every member of
- the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and scenery
- familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary success of
- the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the offensive terms of
- the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the audience, several of
- the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and cheering for some time&mdash;so
- much Goldsmith learned little by little at intervals from the actors.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my
- word; he has treated me cruelly&mdash;more cruelly than he has any idea
- of,&rdquo; said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. &ldquo;But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do
- anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes much
- to you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith then, sir,&rdquo; cried Lewes, &ldquo;I'll keep you to your word. My benefit
- will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so he had.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue,
- Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs.
- Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, and
- affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through half-closed
- eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, &ldquo;I
- hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were
- foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray of you
- not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at having
- resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished
- sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I might
- have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Nay, I have a
- part in my mind for you already&mdash;that is, if you will be good enough
- to accept it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!&rdquo; cried the actress, offering him both
- her hands. &ldquo;I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0173.jpg" alt="0173 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0173.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company and
- the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of
- congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter
- had filled the theatre.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr.
- Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You
- dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent,
- indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. On
- the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding modesty
- good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make you a
- coxcomb.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I hope not, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;No, you don't hope it, sir,&rdquo; cried
- Johnson. &ldquo;You are thinking at this moment how much better you are than
- your betters&mdash;I see it on your face, you rascal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he has a right to think so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Bunbury. &ldquo;Come, Dr. Goldsmith,
- speak up, say something insulting to your betters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Certainly, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Where are they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well said!&rdquo; cried Edmund Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson. &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. We
- expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back
- garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake on
- the walls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. She
- knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she was
- not mistaken.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit and
- gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in the
- green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived the
- moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly imagined was
- an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the points in his
- comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian into Reynolds's
- ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the background with the
- Bunburys.
- </p>
- <p>
- So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in uniform
- had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind Mr.
- Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, saying
- a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, though it
- was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the girl, and
- perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes were turned
- upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out her
- inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the
- people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing was
- paying no attention to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought it
- advisable to bring her prattle to a close.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;We have given you our ears for more
- than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Yes, you
- were remarking that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be compared
- to a boy who has robbed an orchard,&rdquo; said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True&mdash;very true, madam,&rdquo; said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp
- involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling
- beside her. She was not smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, 'tis true; but why?&rdquo; cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice
- did not appeal to Goldsmith only.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; that's just it&mdash;why?&rdquo; said he. Mary Horneck had turned away
- from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and Henry
- Bunbury were standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why?&rdquo; said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. &ldquo;Why? Why is an Irishman who has become
- suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because his
- booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in his
- pockets what he is not entitled to.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly
- did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the
- successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his
- attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had
- gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even
- more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?&rdquo; said Mr. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir!&rdquo; cried Bunbury; &ldquo;mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed
- some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What did I say, Goldy?&rdquo; cried Johnson. &ldquo;Was it not that, after the
- presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one
- of them I accepted some days ago,&rdquo; said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale
- hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as
- conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
- laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of the
- Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
- involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious to
- explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this form
- of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that refers
- to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
- Garrick's lines in proof&mdash;proof positive, mind&mdash;that he &ldquo;talked
- like poor Poll.&rdquo; He is the first man on record who has been condemned
- solely because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
- couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
- thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
- expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
- given utterance to some delightful witticism&mdash;which the recording
- demons around him delighted to turn against himself&mdash;was the
- expression which makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The
- man who &ldquo;talked like poor Poll&rdquo; was the man who, even before he had done
- anything in literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by
- Bishop Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase
- and a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the
- fastidious Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put
- himself to great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that the
- man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. Abington,
- had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying to supper had
- left the room he remained for a few moments to make his adieux to the
- players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall take good care that you don't, sir,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!&rdquo; he cried, bowing as
- he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he suddenly
- returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. &ldquo;Why, if I wasn't
- going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman in uniform
- who was speaking with you just now,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I fancy I have met him
- somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name is Jackson,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;Yes, Captain Jackson, though the Lord
- only knows what he is captain of.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;'Tis
- as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by professing
- to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly
- affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the occasion,
- she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in their coach&mdash;her
- mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had
- produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having
- eaten no dinner&mdash;Johnson and his friends had been by no means
- reticent on the subject of the dinner&mdash;he was without an appetite for
- the delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was
- in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and
- endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained
- almost speechless the whole evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been quite
- obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with us at
- Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a little
- comedy may become a great tragedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his
- play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and
- Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as he
- could without being rude.
- </p>
- <p>
- He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick Court.
- But it was almost daylight before he went to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- All his life he had been looking forward to this night&mdash;the night
- that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him an
- incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his period.
- And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with destiny was
- within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever felt in his
- garret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hat did it all
- mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not
- refer to the reception given to &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer,&rdquo; which had placed
- him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to the
- strange incident which had occurred in the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had been
- speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of
- reputation&mdash;he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of
- reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green
- room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his
- glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the eyes of
- such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. Woffington,
- showed that he was a person of no position in society. This conclusion to
- which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no persons of any
- distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the playhouse had
- shown that they were acquainted with him&mdash;no one person save only
- Mary Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and Mrs.
- Bulk-ley.
- </p>
- <p>
- This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have been
- incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had invariably
- shunned in society those persons&mdash;women as well as men&mdash;who had
- shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested the man&mdash;he
- was popular enough at that period&mdash;who had allowed innuendoes to do
- duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman&mdash;she is popular
- enough now&mdash;who had laughed at and made light of the innuendoes,
- bordering upon impropriety, of such a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least
- fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt.
- The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands with
- the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for her own
- ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary Horneck
- stood in a very different position from that occupied by the Duchess.
- While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the lead of any
- leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from the actresses.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one of
- these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor&mdash;a man
- who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family.
- </p>
- <p>
- What could this curious incident mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon
- the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which
- had arrived&mdash;not a post had been missed&mdash;from persons who
- professed the most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to
- borrow from him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom
- he had rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had,
- consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would continue
- his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so marked a
- way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their letters lay
- unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he sent his
- guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That was how he
- contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had earned since
- leaving his garret.)
- </p>
- <p>
- His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he
- left his chambers.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what
- no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed to
- notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain Jackson&mdash;he
- would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared to him more
- than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to another girl all
- that he had noticed, he would have said that such a matter required no
- explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young girls with men of the
- stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, however, the matter was
- not so easily explained. The shrug and the raising of the eyebrows were
- singularly inappropriate to any consideration of an incident in which she
- was concerned.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the
- success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several of
- the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on terms of
- the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a cordiality,
- the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. Among them was
- one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had early found a friend
- in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this early friendship of his.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant
- word, and whose wife was his laundress&mdash;not wholly above suspicion as
- regards her honesty&mdash;stammered his congratulations, and received the
- crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he had
- always suspected&mdash;that there was a great deal of friendliness in the
- world for men who have become successful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling
- that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before
- another hour would pass.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was
- alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some
- time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of such
- intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to inquire if
- Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to ear as he
- admitted the visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,&rdquo; he said,
- his grin expanding genially.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the table&mdash;and
- Mr. Marlow's man, sir&mdash;as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what more
- you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says he quite
- cool-like and satisfied&mdash;and it's the gentleman's own private house,
- after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh till he
- thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then sent us
- off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some fools about us
- said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. Northcote&mdash;Sir
- Joshua's young man, sir&mdash;he up and says that nature isn't always
- genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth&mdash;I beg
- your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself
- couldn't ha' done worse than me&mdash;talking so familiar-like, instead of
- showing you up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;the patron has the privilege of addressing
- his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons,
- George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; and,
- to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for my
- benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,&rdquo; whispered the man, for he had led the
- way to the drawingroom door. &ldquo;I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If I
- told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory
- without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls this
- year, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice
- that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to
- smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely
- ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were
- sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them that
- touched him deeply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do
- honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,&rdquo; she said,
- giving him her hand. &ldquo;But it was impossible&mdash;oh, quite impossible,
- for me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering
- how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear friend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I was looking forward to
- that night also&mdash;I don't know for how many years&mdash;all my life,
- it seems to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind!&rdquo; she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. &ldquo;Never mind!
- your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you now;
- every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a
- single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was
- miserable.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it,&rdquo; she said, giving him her hand once more. &ldquo;I know it, and
- knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is the matter, Mary?&rdquo; he asked her after a pause. &ldquo;Once before I
- begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be
- able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man of
- many resources.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot tell you,&rdquo; she said slowly, but with great emphasis. &ldquo;There are
- some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree that a
- woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with another&mdash;either
- with a sister or with a brother&mdash;even so good a friend as Oliver
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,&rdquo; said he.
- &ldquo;I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its origin
- to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I see everything but too plainly,&rdquo; she cried, throwing herself down
- on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. &ldquo;Why, all my
- misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises.
- Oh, I have said too much,&rdquo; she cried piteously. She had sprung to her feet
- and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. &ldquo;Pray forget what I
- have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; oh, pray
- go away&mdash;go away and leave me alone with my sorrow&mdash;it is my own&mdash;no
- one has a right to it but myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a
- little flash from her eyes as she spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You shall tell
- me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room last
- night has to do with your sorrow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a curious
- look of cunning in her eyes&mdash;a look that made him shudder, so foreign
- was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A man? Did I speak to a man?&rdquo; she said slowly, affecting an endeavour to
- recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. &ldquo;Oh, yes, I suppose I
- spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded it was! And
- it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked in their paint!&mdash;almost
- as terrible as a lady of quality!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor child!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide
- everything from me you have told me all&mdash;all except&mdash;listen to
- me, Mary. Nothing that I can hear&mdash;nothing that you can tell me&mdash;will
- cause me to think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to
- make me aware that that man&mdash;Captain Jackson, he calls himself&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did you find out his name?&rdquo; she said in a whisper. &ldquo;I did not tell
- you his name even at the Pantheon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me
- why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well
- as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see
- rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How has he got you in his power&mdash;that is what you are going to tell
- me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not know
- me, or you would not ask me to tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would you have me think, child?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Think the worst&mdash;the worst that your kind heart can think&mdash;only
- leave me&mdash;leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I
- may soon die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything ill
- of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have written so
- much as I have written about men and women without being able to know when
- a woman is altogether good&mdash;a man altogether bad? I know you, my
- dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? Think of the
- friends you have.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but if
- they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with
- loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool,
- fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch who
- stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being thrust
- out behind to push her over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own
- thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind you,
- there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from slipping.
- There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, or else those
- who hold them out to you will go over the brink with you. Ah, my dear,
- dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In another year&mdash;perhaps
- in another month&mdash;you will wonder how you could ever have taken so
- gloomy a view of the present hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained there,
- however. Then she shook her head, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! Alas!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his own,
- laying his other caressingly on her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You fill
- with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that it
- would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my dying
- could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What I do say
- is that I should like to live for you&mdash;to live to see happiness once
- again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing&mdash;you will not
- give me a chance of helping you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She shook her head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I dare not&mdash;I dare not,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I dare not run the chance of
- forfeiting your regard forever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good-bye,&rdquo; he said after a pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand
- and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only
- beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again&mdash;that
- you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the
- company of such a man&mdash;talking to him as I saw you last night&mdash;what
- would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible
- construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my
- dear?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! alas!&rdquo; she cried piteously. &ldquo;I cannot make you such a promise. You
- will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my own free
- will?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over
- you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that
- power over me&mdash;he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot
- speak to you more! Leave me&mdash;leave me! I have been a fool and I must
- pay the penalty of my folly.&rdquo; Before he could make a reply, the door was
- opened and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more
- sedately and with a word of remonstrance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, dear Mamma,&rdquo; cried Little Comedy. &ldquo;What Mary needs is some one
- who will raise her spirits&mdash;Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I am
- sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? Nay,
- you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain that you
- would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but I protest it would
- seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your attention. He doesn't look
- particularly like our agreeable Rattle at the present moment, does he,
- Mamma? And it was the same at supper last night. It might have been
- fancied that he was celebrating a great failure instead of a huge
- success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating
- the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the author
- some account of what the friends whom she had met that day said of the
- piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a perpetually
- sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her gaiety was out of
- tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the first breathing
- space that the girl permitted him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0016" id="link2HCH0016"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e felt that the
- result of his interview with Mary was to render more mysterious than ever
- the question which he had hoped to solve.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he
- had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd enough
- to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed account
- of his interview with the girl&mdash;a detailed account of his observation
- of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the Pantheon, then
- in the green room of Covent Garden&mdash;would have no trouble whatever in
- accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could see the shrugs
- of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed to be vastly
- grieved.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all womankind
- together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one woman to be
- swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind generally.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe that
- she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think anything
- evil regarding her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is not as others,&rdquo; was the phrase that was in his mind&mdash;the
- thought that was in his heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance that
- when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not as other
- women are.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that when
- a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from other
- women, he loves that woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out the
- heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that had
- occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in the same
- apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that the killing
- of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question which was
- puzzling him.
- </p>
- <p>
- After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he went
- to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of the
- author's nights for &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer.&rdquo; Baretti was a well known
- personage in the best literary society in London, having consolidated his
- reputation by the publication of his English and Italian dictionary. He
- had been Johnson's friend since his first exile from Italy, and it was
- through his influence Baretti, on the formation of the Royal Academy, had
- been appointed Secretary for Foreign Correspondence. To Johnson also he
- owed the more remunerative appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'.
- He had frequently dined with Goldsmith at his chambers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the
- author of the play upon his success.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it creates
- in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,&rdquo; said the Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Goldsmith quickly, &ldquo;that is just what I wish to have a word
- with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I
- should be.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What,&rdquo; cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who had
- certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. &ldquo;What, do you mean to
- fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be your
- weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen you
- should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty certain
- of victory.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; but there are cases&mdash;well, one never knows what may happen,
- and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can do a
- little sword play&mdash;enough to enable me to face a moderately good
- antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted
- in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did you retort?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised as
- gentlemen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bacchus! An effective retort! And then&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after
- making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout of
- swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any
- compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of
- any first-rate master of the art in London?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you into
- a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better make it five years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five years?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I
- express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be made
- a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell you
- that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front place among
- swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so short-sighted I
- could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I shall never kill a
- man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have made up my mind to have some lessons,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;and I know
- there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha!&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there
- are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian
- teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If
- you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with
- such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser
- fiber than yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men&mdash;nay,
- even an Irishman&mdash;to show himself adroit with a sword,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith; &ldquo;and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services
- towards this end.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no further
- than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular wish to place
- myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I fancy I can
- see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a fencing master.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall keep it a secret,&rdquo; laughed Baretti; &ldquo;but mind, sir, when you run
- your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the court
- as a witness as to your pacific character.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called as
- a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with the
- murder of a man.)
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had taken
- at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own nature so
- imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel with Captain
- Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him through a vital
- part.
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers
- containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon Colman
- for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic of the
- town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and so
- strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial,
- express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He
- posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good
- care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement with
- whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with
- scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from
- the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the
- lampooners to refrain from molesting him further.
- </p>
- <p>
- If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have
- enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many months
- of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his triumph in
- another direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern
- several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with him
- were Whitefoord and Richard Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all clearly
- ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was unaware; and
- when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had received, the
- uneasiness of his friends became more apparent.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what
- was the reason of their treating him so coldly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were talking about me just before I entered,&rdquo; said he: &ldquo;I always know
- on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, may I
- ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to me in
- your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I hold to
- be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all that you can
- tell&mdash;as simply as you can&mdash;without prejudice to your own
- reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most
- fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in
- which he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may trust&mdash;whatever may be spoken, or written, about you,
- Goldsmith&mdash;we are your unalterable friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, sir!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;don't I know that already? Were you not all
- my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to
- overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have
- bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Steevens, &ldquo;we received a copy of the <i>London Packet</i>
- half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous
- attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may
- assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to
- is none other than myself,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;It is
- the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;You
- know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once I
- made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation
- caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that it
- is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where is
- the <i>Packet?</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,&rdquo; said Cradock. &ldquo;Take
- my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise nature of
- that scoundrel's slanders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to sting
- me,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith. &ldquo;And so, sir, let me have the <i>Packet</i>, and
- you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr.
- Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a
- detraction.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the
- garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,&rdquo; said Steevens.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sirs, I insist,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;Why do I waste time with you?&rdquo;
- he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. &ldquo;I waste time
- here when I can read the <i>Packet</i> in the bar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold, sir,&rdquo; said Burke. &ldquo;Here is the thing. If you will read it, you
- would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched forth
- to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the paper and
- here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English writers&mdash;the
- truest of English poets&mdash;the best of Englishmen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick flings
- himself upon me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He took the <i>Packet</i>. It opened automatically, where an imaginary
- letter to himself, signed &ldquo;Tom Tickle,&rdquo; appeared.
- </p>
- <p>
- He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had
- nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank
- from it&mdash;he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing&mdash;but
- suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had
- crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then
- flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the room
- with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword and
- placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a word to
- any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane only.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>enrick's article
- in the <i>London Packet</i> remains to this day as the vilest example of
- scurrility published under the form of criticism. All the venom that can
- be engendered by envy and malice appears in every line of it. It contains
- no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains no clever phrase. It is
- the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the demon of jealousy. The note
- of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, strident and strenuous. It exists
- as the worst outcome of the period when every garret scribbler emulated
- &ldquo;Junius,&rdquo; both as regards style and method, but only succeeded in
- producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead of the thunder of the unknown
- master of vituperation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; but
- when he came to that vile passage&mdash;&ldquo;For hours the <i>great</i>
- Goldsmith will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a
- pier-glass. Was but the lovely H&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;k as much enamoured,
- you would not sigh, my gentle swain&rdquo;&mdash;his hands tore the paper in
- fury.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did not
- know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him aware of
- the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He did not mind
- any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have the name that he
- most cherished of all names associated with his in an insult that seemed
- to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was more than he could
- bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind him and had struck
- from thence the one who had been kindest to him of all the people in the
- world.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read.
- There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him and
- the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck in the
- face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to whom he had
- been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would undoubtedly
- feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself was to blame
- for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt that if the
- attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have escaped. Yes,
- that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over him to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself
- upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his sword
- he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been
- assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink from
- running him through the body with his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take
- counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew that
- he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a corner; he
- felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was made up as to
- what he should do, and all that he now feared was that some circumstance
- might prevent his realising his intention.
- </p>
- <p>
- He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, the
- publisher of the <i>London Packet</i>. He arrived almost breathless at the
- place&mdash;it was in Little Queen street&mdash;and entered the shop
- demanding to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises.
- Evans, the publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and
- hearing a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop.
- Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was in
- the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon me
- which appeared in the <i>Packet</i> of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!&rdquo; said
- the visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- The shopkeeper smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Does anything appear about you in the <i>Packet</i>, sir?&rdquo; he said,
- over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith,
- stung by the supercilious smile of the man; &ldquo;you are the publisher of this
- gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote it
- struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with his
- cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his
- opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a small
- wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, and
- had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and all the
- noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his paymaster. It
- was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back from the cane
- of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a missile to fling
- at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a table and hurled
- it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it struck Evans on the
- chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over him. This Kenrick
- perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small shop chairs and
- rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; but, before he could
- carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop from the street, and,
- flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught Goldsmith, who had risen,
- by the shoulder and hurried him into a hackney-coach, which drove away.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the
- room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became uneasy
- regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving the tavern,
- had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent the assault which
- he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the person of Kenrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of the
- occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his conduct. A
- lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when delivered in a
- broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain Higgins's counsel
- of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have abstained
- from doing,&rdquo; cried the still breathless man. &ldquo;I did what my manhood
- prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done yourself, my
- friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans&mdash;it was that reptile
- Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to shelter him,
- what was left to me, I ask you, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were a fool, Oliver,&rdquo; said his countryman; &ldquo;you made a great mistake.
- Can't you see that you should never go about such things single-handed?
- You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who would not
- hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why the devil,
- sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when you left the
- tavern?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith.
- &ldquo;And, besides,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with me
- to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. I have
- taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. Kenrick
- won't attack me again so long as I am alive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that
- Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of
- which he was a master.
- </p>
- <p>
- When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at
- Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John
- Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very
- like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew
- that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies a
- lesson.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly
- insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had
- been less gracious to him&mdash;if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for
- example, had been accustomed to treat him&mdash;regarding him and his
- defects merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have
- escaped all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause
- of her being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the
- forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to
- think about.
- </p>
- <p>
- The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that he
- had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several
- years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of
- despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks
- that could not be surmounted.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her forgiveness
- for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be responsible. He
- could not, he added, expect that in the future it would be allowed to him
- to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and her family as had
- been permitted to him in the past.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl
- when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow
- which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only had
- seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent Garden,
- and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had originated with
- that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if he was justified
- in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not asked him to be her
- champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it was a very poor champion
- that he would have made; but still he knew more of her grief than any one
- else, and he believed he might be able to help her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He tore up the letter which he had written to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not leave her,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Whatever may happen&mdash;whatever
- blame people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave
- her until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother had no
- reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and Kenrick.
- But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation passed away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my little hero!&rdquo; Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the
- threshold. &ldquo;What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what are
- things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the
- booksellers?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have heard of it?&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;You have heard of the quarrel, but
- you cannot have heard of the reason for it!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, there is something behind the <i>London Packet</i>, after all?&rdquo;
- cried Captain Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Something behind it&mdash;something behind that slander&mdash;the mention
- of your sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists between
- my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as this&mdash;a
- strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as you are
- concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which he was
- holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the words
- never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of his own,
- and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped it, and
- burying his face in his hands he burst into tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally
- affected.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, come, old friend,&rdquo; he said at last, placing his hand affectionately
- on Goldsmith's shoulder. &ldquo;Come, come; this will not do. There is nothing
- to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little aware of your own
- position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck family regard your
- friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good heavens, Dr. Goldsmith,
- don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid for immortality through
- our names being associated with yours? Who in a hundred years&mdash;in
- fifty years&mdash;would know anything of the Horneck family if it were not
- for their association with you? The name of Oliver Goldsmith will live so
- long as there is life in English letters, and when your name is spoken the
- name of your friends the Hornecks will not be forgotten.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his
- chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he next day the
- news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by Goldsmith in respect of
- the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the literary circle of which
- Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling was one of regret that
- Kenrick had not received the beating instead of Evans. Of course, Johnson,
- who had threatened two writers with an oak stick, shook his head&mdash;and
- his body as well&mdash;in grave disapproval of Goldsmith's use of his
- cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes were of the opinion that a
- cane had never been more appropriately used.
- </p>
- <p>
- What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands of
- pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly
- afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre,
- which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under
- Colman's management.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who
- had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl of
- indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period&mdash;some
- in the pay of the government others of the opposition&mdash;solely by
- stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person of
- the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in the form
- of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded Junius.
- </p>
- <p>
- The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the
- public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest in
- the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling audience.
- When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the <i>Daily Advertiser</i>&mdash;surely
- the manliest manifesto ever printed&mdash;the howls became attenuated, and
- shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, even by Dr. Johnson&mdash;and
- so emphatically, too, that his biographer could not avoid recording his
- judgment&mdash;that Goldsmith had increased his reputation by the
- incident.
- </p>
- <p>
- (Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account of
- this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and
- received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.)
- </p>
- <p>
- For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including
- Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now
- search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed
- him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel when
- he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster.
- </p>
- <p>
- But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends
- of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon,
- found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not
- responded to quite so heartily by his visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Johnson, after he had made some of those grotesque
- movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably accompanied&mdash;&ldquo;Dr.
- Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling
- that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to
- come rather sooner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you
- to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,&rdquo; said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;you were right in assuming that you could say
- nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a fool&mdash;at
- many times&mdash;in many ways.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir,
- and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of
- my suspicion.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he do
- after having seen me?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; resumed Johnson, &ldquo;it was, believe me, sir, a great pain
- to me to find, as I did in this room&mdash;on that desk&mdash;such
- evidence of your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you mean, sir? My folly&mdash;evidence&mdash;on that desk? Ah, I
- know now what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I
- suppose for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas,
- sir, who could resist Filby's flatteries?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, &ldquo;you gave me permission several years ago to read any
- manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably been
- advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect for your
- criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you suggested?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while
- waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,&rdquo;
- said Johnson sternly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith glanced at his desk.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I forget now what work was last under my hand,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;but whatever it
- was, sir&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have it here, sir,&rdquo; said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time
- noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson
- laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived that it
- consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the Jessamy
- Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had them before
- him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would be the result
- of sending them to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his
- friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the
- matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, those verses, sir,&rdquo; he stammered; &ldquo;they are poor things. You will, I
- fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they resemble
- my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my man, but
- Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the cost of
- repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man of
- determination with his own future&mdash;with his own happiness and the
- happiness of others.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir, I scarcely understand&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the
- character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own
- heart speaks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that may
- come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your heart
- throbs in every line.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise the
- feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more happy than
- I fancied.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I protest that I&mdash;that is&mdash;no, I shall protest nothing.
- You have spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I
- wrote those verses out of my own heart&mdash;God knows if they are the
- first that came from my heart&mdash;I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed
- to own it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I
- did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been the
- sweetest&mdash;the only consolation of a life that has known but few
- consolations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable
- as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr.
- Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her
- family have extended to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson.
- What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better
- remain unspoken by either of us&mdash;what if I do love her? Where is the
- indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? Does
- one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself&mdash;yes,
- and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to know&mdash;and,
- indeed, I think she must&mdash;that she has been the cause, even though
- the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she will not be
- free from unhappiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens all
- my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, if I know your character&mdash;and I believe I have known it
- for some years&mdash;you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my
- dear friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but
- a battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not
- come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put
- it to flight before it prove your ruin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there is of
- beauty&mdash;everything there is of sweetness&mdash;in the life of man&mdash;you
- call it our enemy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I call it <i>your</i> enemy, Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from other
- men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for evermore
- from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he has proved to the
- world that he is most capable of all mankind of appreciating tenderness
- and grace? What trick of nature is this? What paradox for men to vex their
- souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from men, evermore looking on
- happiness through another man's eyes? If you answer 'yes,' then I say that
- men who are not poets should go down on their knees and thank Heaven that
- they are not poets. Happy it is for mankind that Heaven has laid on few
- men the curse of being poets. For myself, I feel that I would rather be a
- man for an hour than a poet for all time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us look
- at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate enough
- to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be brought to
- think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish enough to regard
- their kindness to you&mdash;their acceptance of you as a friend&mdash;as
- encouragement in your mad aspirations.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak
- only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir,
- not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you as
- a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to her?
- Answer me that question, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his
- hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,&rdquo; resumed Johnson. &ldquo;I
- will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would
- only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but I
- ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on your
- side as ridiculous&mdash;nay, worse&mdash;a gross affront.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor
- resumed his discourse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you
- desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, and of
- forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your infatuation?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith started up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,&rdquo; he cried almost
- piteously. &ldquo;Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not
- hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that
- the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses
- which I wrote&mdash;I could not help writing them&mdash;but she does not
- know that they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it
- from me. My history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover&mdash;a
- blank&mdash;a blank.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor friend,&rdquo; said Johnson after a pause&mdash;he had laid his hand
- upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the
- table&mdash;&ldquo;My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups
- which are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I
- have drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of
- others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means to have
- double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself before now
- worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have faced life,
- by your independence of the patronage of the great. You dedicated 'The
- Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. You did not
- hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to offer you money
- for the prostitution of the talents which God has given you. Dr.
- Goldsmith, you have my respect&mdash;you have the respect of every good
- man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your detractors
- who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would give them an
- opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will not do
- anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and show all
- those who are your friends that their friendship for you is well founded.
- I am assured that I can trust you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen his visitor
- had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and gave way to the bitter
- reflections of the hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words
- which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception&mdash;to his
- hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion might
- be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of vain dreams
- that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his straightforwardness
- there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that made any appeal from
- his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in the utterances of his
- phrases when forcing his contentions upon any audience; but Goldsmith knew
- that he only spoke strongly because he felt strongly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson had
- said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake the
- sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would
- content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married
- Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town
- house&mdash;a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting
- his father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord
- Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were to
- present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck?
- </p>
- <p>
- It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his hearing
- to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. The tragedy
- of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their prospects in
- the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he felt, the most
- cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who make music of the
- passions of men&mdash;who have surrounded the passion of love with a
- glorifying halo&mdash;should be doomed to spend their lives looking on at
- the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of the music which
- the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy of life, and Goldsmith
- had often found himself face to face with it, feeling himself to be one of
- those with whom destiny is only on jesting terms.
- </p>
- <p>
- Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than
- Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew
- that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only of
- all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his cause,
- he would be regarded&mdash;and rightly, too&mdash;as both presumptuous and
- ridiculous.
- </p>
- <p>
- He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of
- letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking to
- themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to look
- forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a
- contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the
- poet for the loss of home&mdash;the grateful companionship of a wife&mdash;the
- babble of children&mdash;all that his fellow-men associated with the
- gladness and glory of life?
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was
- surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching
- such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation&mdash;he had
- sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness of
- having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of
- envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these
- sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval of
- his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He had
- sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his ills
- during the past few years had departed from him. He would never see Mary
- Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the burden of
- his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide by it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his
- resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the
- one consolation of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt down
- and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the manuscript
- into it between the bars when the light that it made fell upon one of the
- lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he had read the
- remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a sigh, he hastily
- thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little blaze had fallen
- again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could raise it by a breath or
- two, his servant entered the room. He started to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A letter for you, sir,&rdquo; said John Eyles. &ldquo;It came by a messenger lad.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fetch a candle, John,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too dark
- for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on the
- seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines that
- the letter contained&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear
- only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if not,
- then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers.
- He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never
- to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought
- that he was about to stand face to face with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the
- small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production
- of &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer.&rdquo; Only a few wax candles were lighted in the
- cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the
- walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast
- between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and her
- sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put her
- hand into his as he was shown in by the servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew you would come,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I knew that I could trust you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may trust me, indeed,&rdquo; he said. He held her hand in his own, looking
- into her pale face and sunken eyes. &ldquo;I knew the time would come when you
- would tell me all that there is to be told,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;Whether I can
- help you or not, you will find yourself better for having told me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There
- was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, and,
- after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the mantelpiece,
- leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into the smouldering
- fire in the grate.
- </p>
- <p>
- He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What am I to tell you&mdash;what am I to tell you?&rdquo; she cried at last,
- resuming her pacing of the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. She
- went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking with
- vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the sconces.
- Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a great effort
- she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil when she spoke,
- seating herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of that
- man,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You alone were observant. Did you also see him call me to
- his side in the green room at the playhouse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I saw you in the act of speaking to him there&mdash;he calls himself
- Jackson&mdash;Captain Jackson,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You saved me from him once!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;You saved me from becoming his&mdash;body
- and soul.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable
- me to do so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you if it had not been for you&mdash;for the book which you wrote,
- I should be to-day a miserable castaway.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot quite understand,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar of
- Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were
- complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which I had
- presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of reading
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was that which saved me,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Oh, what fools girls are! They
- are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest
- child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of men&mdash;some
- men&mdash;so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge of
- womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told all
- that we should guard against?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing.
- </p>
- <p>
- He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet
- Jessamy Bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you will err,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;You will have to think ill of me. Thank
- God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me
- from all&mdash;to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When
- I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the
- village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had
- received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and feted
- in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love with him, and I&mdash;innocent
- fool that I was&mdash;considered myself the most favoured creature in the
- world because he made love to me. Any day we failed to meet I wrote him a
- letter&mdash;a foolish letter such as a school miss might write&mdash;full
- of protestations of undying affection. I sometimes wrote two of these
- letters in the day. More than a month passed in this foolishness, and then
- it came to my uncle's ears that we had meetings. He forbade my continuing
- to see a man of whom no one knew anything definite, but about whom he was
- having strict inquiries made. I wrote to the man to this effect, and I
- received a reply persuading me to have one more meeting with him. I was so
- infatuated that I met him secretly, and then in impassioned strains he
- implored me to make a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When
- he had been fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies
- had been active, and he feared that their malice would come between us,
- and he should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I
- consented to leave my uncle's house by his side.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you cannot have done so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You saved me,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I had been reading your book, and, by God's
- mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him I
- came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With the
- suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The scales
- fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to Damascus,
- only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited me. I knew
- that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a single hour&mdash;thanks
- to the genius that wrote that book&mdash;my love for that man, or what I
- fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet him. I returned
- to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote to me reproaching me
- for disappointing him; and the very next day my uncle's suspicions
- regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted in proof positive of
- the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself Captain Jackson, He had
- left the army in America with a stain on his character, and it was known
- that since his return to England at least two young women had been led
- into the trap which he laid for me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank God you were saved, my child,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, as she paused,
- overcome with emotion. &ldquo;But being saved, my dear, you have no further
- reason to fear that man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was my belief, too,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;But alas! it was a delusion. So soon
- as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in his true
- colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I had been foolish
- enough to write to him, to my friends&mdash;he was even scoundrel enough
- to point out that I had in my innocence written certain passages which
- were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of guilt&mdash;nay, his
- letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had been guilty, so
- that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. What was left for
- me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to me those letters. I
- asked him how he could think it consistent with his honour to retain them
- and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. Alas! he soon gave me to
- understand that I had but placed myself more deeply in his power.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The scoundrel!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had
- meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing that I
- had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France together!
- But then&mdash;ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me&mdash;I
- cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell
- rings I am in trepidation.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this
- account?&rdquo; cried Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?&rdquo; she asked. &ldquo;What did he
- say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me a
- fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my
- letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who had
- written them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And his terms?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith in a whisper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His terms? I cannot tell you&mdash;I cannot tell you. The very thought
- that I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have
- such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, &ldquo;for I
- shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no!&rdquo; she said, laying a hand upon his arm. &ldquo;No friend of mine
- must suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother
- for fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his
- plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters
- would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared
- that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from
- being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I
- determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope&mdash;the
- forlorn hope&mdash;that you might be able to help me. Tell me&mdash;tell
- me, my dear friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that
- of which poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guilt? Who talks of guilt?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Oh, my poor innocent child, I knew
- that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought of you
- except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted foolishly;
- you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your own pure
- heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any monster. Dear
- child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against this stroke of
- fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of escape for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to myself a
- score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what direction
- lies my hope of escape?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to
- invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it is
- the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one can in
- a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real life, my
- dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts of fiction.
- But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by halves. He
- will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from you and then
- permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity as that which
- you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as Heaven directed my
- pen to write that book in order that you might be saved from the fate of
- my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you out of your present
- difficulty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You give me hope,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Yes&mdash;a little hope. But you must
- promise me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I
- know how brave you are&mdash;my brother told me what prompt action you
- took yesterday when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish
- to place yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only
- cause it to spring.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I feel now that I was foolish,&rdquo; said he humbly; &ldquo;I ran the chance of
- forfeiting your friendship.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;But in this matter of mine
- I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save me, if
- I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man on the
- night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what my
- feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that if you
- had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his
- arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have spoken truly,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You are wiser than I have ever been.
- But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing that
- shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be saved,
- whatever may happen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He took her hand and kissed it fondly. &ldquo;You shall be saved,&rdquo; he repeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If not&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; said she in a low tone, looking beyond him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no,&rdquo; he whispered. &ldquo;I have given you my promise. You must give
- me yours. You will do nothing impious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave a wan smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am a girl,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;My courage is as water. I promise you I will
- trust you, with all my heart&mdash;all my heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall not fail you&mdash;Heaven shall not fail you,&rdquo; said he, going to
- the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her
- white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the
- more pallid!
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e went for supper
- to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none of his friends. He had
- no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as the latter turned Boswell
- into ridicule to make sport for the company. He knew that Garrick would be
- at the club in Gerrard street, to which he had been elected only a few
- days before the production of &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer,&rdquo; and it was not at
- all unlikely that on this account the club would be a good deal livelier
- than it usually was even when Richard Burke was wittiest.
- </p>
- <p>
- While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of
- the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce
- assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in
- attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss
- Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the
- town were talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He
- smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which
- the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty of
- the press as that of which&mdash;according to the writer&mdash;the
- ingenious Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across
- the room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the
- worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared
- with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew perfectly well&mdash;had he not good reason to know?&mdash;that
- the man who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross
- nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most
- notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals;
- and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the fact
- that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more eagerly
- read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. That was one
- of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of Junius: the
- appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, and there was no
- lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all that the public
- demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius one of the conditions
- of their acceptance of such compositions&mdash;all they required was that
- the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy.
- </p>
- <p>
- No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that
- Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money that
- he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called himself
- Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there would be no
- difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people were always much
- more ready to believe evil than good regarding any one&mdash;especially a
- young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been breathed&mdash;the
- result of the publication of the letters would mean practically ruin to
- the girl who had been innocent enough to write them.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled
- at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in
- regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum
- the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in such
- matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, that
- because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was not
- sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the
- possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should find
- it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and he believed,
- with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was situated would be
- to forfeit their respect forever.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and he
- felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often
- in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon&mdash;how often his
- friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly
- not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some occasions
- he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also remembered how, when
- he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned out that he had never
- been more clearly imposed upon.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system.
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question
- (which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of
- shrewdness).
- </p>
- <p>
- How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required it,
- cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly wisdom?
- By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he
- reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the
- waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings
- short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could
- not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly felt
- no vexation at being made so easy a victim of&mdash;he was accustomed to
- that position.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between the
- bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred at the
- end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, coals, all
- thoughts of guile&mdash;all his prospects of shrewdness were cast aside.
- He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, he had no
- right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his property. They
- either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary Horneck, as&mdash;as
- what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he had promised
- Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of that which he
- had admitted to be foolishness.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping,
- dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without
- reproach put those verses into the girl's hand&mdash;when, learning the
- truth, she would understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that time did come.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to get
- possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his
- attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes
- for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully aware
- that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of a criminal
- prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the discovery of all
- that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it
- would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular
- affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to
- defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with.
- </p>
- <p>
- That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the woman
- to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was accustomed
- to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should have
- considerable difficulty in finding her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the
- question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he
- knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to do
- so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and he
- liked her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him&mdash;if he made
- it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her
- while.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became impatient
- at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington until the
- evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced a visitor&mdash;one
- with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as Colonel Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He
- recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at the
- Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit to Brick
- Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted Colonel Gwyn
- as if he considered it to be one of the most natural occurrences in the
- world for him to appear at that particular moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said the visitor when he had seated himself, &ldquo;you have no
- doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of calling
- upon you without first communicating with you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not at all, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;'Tis a great compliment you offer to
- me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject
- have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose
- generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had
- so successfully caricatured.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The fact
- is, sir, that I&mdash;I&mdash;i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you
- how it is I appear before you in this fashion.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You are
- a friend of my best friend&mdash;Sir Joshua Reynolds.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr.
- Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem of&mdash;of&mdash;well,
- of all the members of the Horneck family.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way his
- visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what reply
- to make to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I perceive that you are surprised, sir.&rdquo; said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no&mdash;not at all&mdash;that is&mdash;no, not greatly surprised&mdash;only&mdash;well,
- sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like
- yourself, a soldier,&rdquo; stammered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past week
- or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said Gwyn; &ldquo;but upon no occasion
- have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me she was by
- no means well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And they told you the truth, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that
- they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must
- confess a headache was not specified.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. But
- why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking a
- liberty,&rdquo; he said somewhat awkwardly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo; asked Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see&mdash;sir, you are, I know, a favoured
- friend of the lady's&mdash;I perceived long ago&mdash;nay, it is well
- known that she regards you with great affection as a&mdash;no, not as a
- father&mdash;no, as&mdash;as an elder brother, that is it&mdash;yes, as an
- elder brother; and therefore I thought that I would venture to intrude
- upon you to-day. Sir, to be quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but
- I hesitate&mdash;as I am sure you could understand that any man must&mdash;before
- declaring myself to her. Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you
- might not conceive it to be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to
- ask you if you knew of the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope
- you will be frank with me, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel Gwyn was
- a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat upright on
- his chair&mdash;a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some people, but
- that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat inclined to be
- pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that they were the
- manners of a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary
- Horneck away from him? he asked himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last he
- gave a little start.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should not have come to me, sir,&rdquo; he said slowly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,&rdquo; said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your
- confidence. But&mdash;ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a
- lady would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought it possible that she&mdash;Miss Horneck&mdash;might have let
- you know. You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so
- she might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair.
- Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of&mdash;well, a sort of
- vested interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate them for
- the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become accustomed. I
- have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the children of their
- happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if they were their own
- offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, that poets become
- sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, which is quite apart
- from the world of letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no
- difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the exact
- appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted as
- much.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;But for that
- matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite
- plain to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;I think I gathered from your words all that
- you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to
- subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the
- lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your
- chances of success.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How admirably you put the matter!&rdquo; said Gwyn. &ldquo;And I fancied you did not
- apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot tell,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Miss Horneck has never told me that she
- loved any man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then I have still a chance?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments to
- their fathers&mdash;no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to
- consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to
- advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself if
- you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to become
- attached. Add to the effect of your personality&mdash;which I think is
- great, sir&mdash;the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you
- have won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether
- your suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is
- some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss
- Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations
- that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the man
- exist who would be worthy of her love?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love
- some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It
- is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest
- consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. Goldsmith&mdash;not
- as men go&mdash;there is in my lifetime nothing that I have cause to be
- ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, her purity, her
- tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own presumption in aspiring
- to win her. You think me presumptuous in this matter, I am convinced,
- sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do&mdash;I do. I know Mary Horneck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with me
- in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me to
- thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me away
- without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that I have
- your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my
- happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn, my wishes&mdash;my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck
- may be happy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>ever for a moment
- had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men who were understood to be
- admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made humourous verses on some of
- them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic illustrations, and Mary and her
- sister had had their laugh. He could not even now feel jealous of Colonel
- Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more eligible suitor than the majority
- whom he had met from time to time at the Hornecks' house. He knew that
- since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the girl had no thoughts to give to love
- and suitors. If Gwyn were to go to her immediately and offer himself as a
- suitor he would meet with a disappointment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who had
- just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be exultant
- at the thought that it was he&mdash;he&mdash;Oliver Goldsmith&mdash;who
- had been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret&mdash;with the duty of
- saving her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's
- enterprise had fallen.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a
- position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the
- rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable
- instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the
- hand of the maiden?
- </p>
- <p>
- For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate all
- his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the struggle
- had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had become the
- most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor at the Royal
- Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most eminent men of
- the period. And then, although he was plain of face and awkward in manner&mdash;nearly
- as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as Johnson&mdash;he had been
- appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in England. He felt that he
- had reason to exult.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with Colonel
- Gwyn&mdash;he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel Gwyn.
- What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in preference to
- Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a mirror in order to
- learn what chance he would have of being accepted as the lover of a lovely
- girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to himself?
- </p>
- <p>
- He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he had&mdash;a
- glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from complete
- despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted with the
- task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her
- destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it,
- too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before
- him: he had taken no step toward saving her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the
- evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent
- Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his play&mdash;in
- which she did not appear&mdash;was being acted on the stage.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that his
- design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should pursue
- in regard to the actress&mdash;how far he would be safe in confiding in
- her&mdash;was frustrated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled
- with him&mdash;well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make a
- quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such a disaster.
- Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in Boswell's eyes he
- could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of a second person.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! Sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you do
- of the Irish nation and their characteristics.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,&rdquo; said
- Boswell. &ldquo;But now all is over; he will never see me again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in
- order to give you a chance of knowing him better?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,&rdquo; cried Boswell after a
- contemplative pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a
- consciousness of his generosity.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me
- again?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would
- feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain
- secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of
- talking together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his
- biographer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which the
- Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo; he cried anxiously.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith, with
- an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said
- that Shakespeare was pompous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you are imitating him,&rdquo; said Boswell. &ldquo;But I perceive that he has
- told you of our quarrel&mdash;our misunderstanding. It arose through you,
- sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Through me, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the
- Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no one
- of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has lately
- been mimicking the Dean&mdash;yes, down to his very words, at the
- Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made
- acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and
- upbraided me for half an hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To no human being, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To no one, sir&mdash;that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly
- have had the story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to
- expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well,
- perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail to
- make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend.
- Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly
- accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the
- Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity
- in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my
- friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human
- being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of
- that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in
- order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true
- biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick and
- choose the incidents with which he has to deal&mdash;that he may, if he
- please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his hero
- or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you frankly
- that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are mischievous.
- Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I insist on your
- writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the very words that
- passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and you will also
- furnish me with a list of the persons&mdash;if you have not sufficient
- paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream at the
- stationer's at the corner&mdash;to whom you gave an account of the
- humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship with
- me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do not seek
- to avoid so obvious a duty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam of
- a smile on his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,&rdquo; muttered Goldsmith. &ldquo;If
- I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of
- hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- (The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told
- him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained his
- forgiveness. &ldquo;You were right, sir,&rdquo; the letter concluded. &ldquo;Dr. Johnson has
- still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.&rdquo;)
- </p>
- <p>
- But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to the
- playhouse in order to consult with the lady who&mdash;through long
- practice&mdash;was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to
- give him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel.
- It was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had
- not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon
- his confidence with Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes
- which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act
- only of &ldquo;She Stoops to Conquer&rdquo; had been reached, and as she did not
- appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next
- piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers&mdash;one which had taken the
- town by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every
- lady of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was
- a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and
- loose about the neck and shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my little hero,&rdquo; cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made
- his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then to
- Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? Oh,
- lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all a-dying
- of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There was a
- rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't,
- madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Faith, sir, you gave
- him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the playhouse, I
- give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about you, Dr.
- Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them all. For
- instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it was the
- first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making an attempt
- upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional channel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that,
- Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Though, for
- that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand
- before me in that dress&mdash;ay, or any other.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of
- compliment&mdash;I sink under it, sir&mdash;thus,&rdquo; and she made an
- exquisite courtesy. &ldquo;Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses'
- heads are as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am extremely
- anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most accomplished should
- be moved,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a comedy
- as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than that of
- Miss Hardcastle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have the design of one in my head, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your
- head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a
- great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And
- you have begun the comedy, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the
- air. I want your assistance in that direction.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic as
- Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you give
- me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr.
- Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I
- have to tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against
- him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his family&mdash;a
- critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your face
- suggested.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for help.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I
- think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When
- the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light&mdash;which I take to
- be the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman&mdash;he is too
- powerful for me, I frankly confess.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mine is a male fiend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not the manager of a theatre&mdash;another form of the same hue?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the
- greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to coffee
- house repeating it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was more
- than you could cope with?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>nd now, sir, to
- face the particulars&mdash;to proceed from the fancy embroidery of wit to
- the solid fabric of fact&mdash;who or what is the aggressive demon that
- you want exorcised?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His name is Jackson&mdash;he calls himself Captain Jackson,&rdquo; replied
- Oliver. He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary
- Horneck's story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of
- this point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made
- any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman
- had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jackson&mdash;Captain Jackson!&rdquo; cried the actress. &ldquo;Why, Dr. Goldsmith,
- this is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy.
- Surely, sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for
- a battering-ram to overturn a house of cards&mdash;one does not
- requisition a park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of the
- power of a piece of ordnance,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;The truth is, madam, that
- in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for
- you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been
- doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief,
- there is a lady in the question.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was
- waiting for the lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is the most charming of her sex, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may be
- taken for granted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder in what part of the world she lived&mdash;certainly not in
- London.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared upon
- the scene&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden,
- the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence,
- even though the serpent be slaughtered.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pardon me, Mrs. Abington&rdquo;&mdash;Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely&mdash;&ldquo;pardon
- me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny
- has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story
- of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let it
- be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from
- taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; and
- how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to him, but
- had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them the
- appearance of having been written by a guilty woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The lady is prostrated with grief,&rdquo; he said, concluding his story. &ldquo;The
- very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is
- killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of
- knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis a sad story indeed,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;The man is as bad as bad
- can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the
- Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of
- meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell
- the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had
- been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point
- possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know that all
- the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of Scotland
- 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of guineas, Dr.
- Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to
- think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not in
- the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,&rdquo;
- cried the lady. &ldquo;Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in a
- bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego the
- dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the coins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You may be right,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But whence are the guineas to come, pray?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a couple
- of hundred pounds.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! She
- would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she had
- written letters of affection to such a man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have allowed
- herself to be imposed on by a stranger?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen
- who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on
- your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return to
- the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? How do
- you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in
- conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room.
- It occurred to me that perhaps&mdash;it might be possible&mdash;in short,
- Mrs. Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel
- could be entrapped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary men&mdash;and
- of wary&mdash;is what nature and art have fitted me for&mdash;nature and
- practice?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear madam.
- But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady with whom I am
- acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest intelligence. That
- is why you are our greatest actress. The highest intelligence is valueless
- on the stage unless it is associated with a heart that beats in sympathy
- with the sorrow and becomes exultant with the joy of others. That is why I
- regard myself as more than fortunate in having your promise to accept a
- part in my next comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the
- author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him out
- of his difficulty.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,&rdquo; said the
- actress. &ldquo;Yes, in spite of your being&mdash;being&mdash;ah&mdash;innocent&mdash;a
- poet, and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man,
- Dr. Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to&mdash;to&mdash;well,
- shall we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is the position I long for, dear madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know you,
- Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or two&mdash;that
- will give both of us a chance of still further considering the possibility
- of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe it was the
- lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were doubtless for
- running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his throat without
- the delay of a moment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most
- about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say,
- 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite perceive
- their bearing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their little
- step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, I
- perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress for
- my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used to
- term 'ructions.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not
- before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very
- effective kiss.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for he was
- not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had departed
- without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would have
- regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, that
- clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt that it
- was a pleasure to do anything for such a man&mdash;especially as he was a
- writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she could so
- interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be the most
- notable success of the season.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some
- progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not
- feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not been
- at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting with Mrs.
- Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. Abington were
- associated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day he got a message that the success of his play was
- consolidated by a &ldquo;command&rdquo; performance at which the whole of his
- Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because it
- meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the
- sentimentalists who were still harping upon the &ldquo;low&rdquo; elements of certain
- scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good augury. He
- felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan by which he
- should be able to get possession of the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had
- not been unmindful of his interests.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall
- yesterday,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;but I tolerated him&mdash;nay, I encouraged him&mdash;not
- for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, but
- for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking fool
- of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly makes a
- fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of herself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world,
- Mrs. Abing ton,&rdquo; said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with
- laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she
- said. &ldquo;But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for I
- have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably the
- most effective.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have found that by your experience of traps?&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;The
- smile is the silken net?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so,&rdquo; said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. &ldquo;Ah,
- Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me,
- but at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being smiled
- at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response to the
- encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my private
- address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when the fly
- begins to lure on the spider.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not&mdash;to the fly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. Sir, to
- be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private address,
- but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next Thursday
- night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my
- behalf&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that I
- am only interested in my sister-fly&mdash;would she be angry if she were
- to hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed
- upon Goldsmith's ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;she is a Christian woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; said the actress, &ldquo;a very small amount of Christian
- charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. Let
- that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on Thursday
- night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round the corner,
- and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you to appear boldly,
- as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my hospitality. You must
- come into the room when we have begun, carrying with you a roll of
- manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene of your new comedy,
- upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall not fail to recollect,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Why, 'tis like the
- argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more
- elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;I think I know
- the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama of
- mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which you
- will not be able to play to perfection.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument.
- When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I trust,
- ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the pleasure of
- your society for even an hour.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will ask you to join us at the table, and then&mdash;well, then I have
- a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our
- friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known all
- his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters of
- his.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could
- possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity&mdash;the fact
- being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving.
- Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a
- romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had
- formed the basis of more than one comedy&mdash;he had a notion that if
- these comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have
- been so clearly defined.
- </p>
- <p>
- She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, sir!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity of
- my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt&mdash;not at
- scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a
- play, dear lady,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;But then, you see, it would be in my power to
- make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the right
- moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that was
- necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes quite
- hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most ordinary
- precepts of art.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha! sir,&rdquo; said the actress. &ldquo;Nothing in this world is certain. I am a
- poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my life.
- At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully arranged
- plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the slovenliness of the
- actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain dialogue, yet in the
- end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama out of the ruins of our
- schemes than we originally designed. So, in this case, sir, I am not
- without hope that even though our gentleman's lips remain sealed&mdash;nay,
- even though our gentleman remain sober&mdash;a great calamity&mdash;we may
- still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep your ears open and
- I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if between us we cannot
- get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,&rdquo; said Oliver; &ldquo;and I
- can only repeat what you have said so well&mdash;namely, that even the
- most clumsy of our schemes&mdash;which this one of yours certainly is not&mdash;may
- become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by
- that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you on
- Thursday evening.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith for the
- next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a consciousness of having
- wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon Mrs. Abington and
- discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing the purpose which he
- had at heart; for he could not but perceive how shallow was the scheme
- which she had devised for the undoing of Mary Horneck's enemy. He felt
- that it would, after all, have been better for him to place himself in the
- hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had promised to find out for him,
- and to do his best to run the scoundrel through the body, than to waste
- his time listening to the crude scheme concocted by Mrs. Abington, in
- close imitation of some third-class playwright.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her
- scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to join
- her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent his
- exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan for
- obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without
- seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when he
- had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness
- which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident to
- effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had suggested
- the possibility of such an accident taking place&mdash;in fact, she seemed
- to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than upon the
- ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think that she was
- right in this respect. He had a considerable experience of life and its
- vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a jesting mood the most
- judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be overturned by an accident
- apparently no less trivial than the raising of a hand, the fluttering of a
- piece of lace, or the cry of a baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and a
- vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain
- causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he met
- a young woman who changed&mdash;for a time&mdash;all his ideas of the sex.
- As he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that
- Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a
- factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an
- accident is only another form of despair.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he met
- Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an Italian
- fencing master and send him to Brick Court.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What!&rdquo; cried Baretti. &ldquo;Have you another affair on your hands in addition
- to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You do not need
- to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;They
- have stepped between me and starvation more than once.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain
- to make money by his philanthropy?&rdquo; asked Baretti in his usual cynical
- way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I cannot say,&rdquo; replied Goldsmith. &ldquo;I don't think that I can lay claim to
- the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any
- rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your
- mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best
- swordsman in Europe,&rdquo; said Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do so, my friend,&rdquo; said Goldsmith; &ldquo;and when I succeed in killing a
- critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as a
- memento.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I shall look for them&mdash;yes, in five years, for it will certainly
- take that time to make you expert with a sword,&rdquo; said the Italian. &ldquo;And,
- meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a
- fighter as Kenrick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you
- may take a fancy to have.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a
- martyr&mdash;a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other
- unclean beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine
- within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he
- should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel,
- as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not want
- a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear one of
- our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who may that friend be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating
- with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the little
- Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. Sir,
- Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than&mdash;than&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A lioness robbed of her whelps?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is the
- bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that you had
- boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; and the
- best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit into the
- jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles&mdash;reminiscent of his
- native land&mdash;ever since.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of
- Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of
- Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous
- evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all
- the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, his
- first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite
- flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which
- every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy,
- said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit who
- had shouted: &ldquo;Stick to the coo, mon!&rdquo; On the whole, Garrick said, he
- thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in
- many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion&mdash;whatever it
- might be worth&mdash;that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was
- most successful in attempting.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions
- accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in
- believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to
- inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, and
- he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme which she
- had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of inducing the
- man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he was in the habit
- of keeping the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,&rdquo;
- said she; &ldquo;and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may become
- dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. If he
- suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say
- farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What then is to be gained by our supping with him?&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, you are brought into contact with him,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;You will then
- be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take him
- unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? heavens,
- sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak&mdash;one
- cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening,
- and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this
- fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting the
- letters into your pocket.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll hope for better luck than that,&rdquo; said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;But good luck
- is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the
- cleverest people.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. Abington
- as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take
- your advice and reserve my compliments to you for&mdash;well, no, not a
- month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done very
- well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly
- that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an
- alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of an
- adroit scoundrel. He had heard&mdash;nay, he had written&mdash;of the
- wiles of women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of
- testing a woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his
- estimate of their value.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare tavern
- at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll of manuscript
- in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the waiter to inform
- the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was very fluent up to
- this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave when he found himself
- face to face with the man who had made the life of Mary Horneck miserable.
- He wondered if he would be able to restrain his impulse to fly at the
- scoundrel's throat.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington that
- she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended the stairs
- to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved himself to
- play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not beyond his powers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her chair
- laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her <i>vis-à-vis</i>,
- for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting upon it and
- one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the points of his
- narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, pleasantly,
- but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the story which
- Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with his fingers
- still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most inopportune
- entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other is in the act
- of telling a story to an appreciative audience&mdash;say, a beautiful
- actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be seen to the
- greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb and flow of that
- roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate wimplings, rising and
- falling between the porcelain of her throat and the curve of the ivory of
- her shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition of
- Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. Abington's
- tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned his head round as
- the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward the table, bowing
- profusely&mdash;rather too profusely for the part he was playing, the
- artistic perception of the actress told her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, my little author!&rdquo; cried the man at the table with the swagger of a
- patron.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers&mdash;the best
- time for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;we poor devils are forced to wait upon the
- convenience of our betters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their
- convenience in an ante-room&mdash;ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that
- the scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets
- write best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For shame, Captain!&rdquo; cried Mrs Abington. &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith is a man as well
- as a poet. He has broken heads before now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0024" id="link2HCH0024"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>aptain Jackson
- laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself back in his chair
- and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had advanced to the side
- of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of the bookseller's hack.
- He played the part very indifferently, the lady perceived.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith, my dear,&rdquo; laughed the Captain, &ldquo;I would fain believe that he is a
- terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head broke
- by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I swear that I
- never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is accustomed to
- spread terror around.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear madam,&rdquo; cried her <i>vis-à-vis</i>, &ldquo;you must pardon me for
- saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great
- exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known kitchen
- principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a poet's pate,
- being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would overcome a
- sound head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I meant nothing like that, Captain,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. Then she turned
- to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. &ldquo;Come, Dr.
- Goldsmith,&rdquo; she cried, &ldquo;seat yourself by me, and partake of supper. I vow
- that I will not even glance at that act of your new play which I perceive
- you have brought to me, until we have supped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, madam,&rdquo; stuttered Goldsmith; &ldquo;I have already had my humble meal;
- still&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a
- hoarse laugh, crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated
- by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow
- himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the romance
- which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a party. Has he
- never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable kill-joy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,&rdquo; said the actress in smiling
- remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view of the
- poet's weakness. &ldquo;You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of parts. He
- is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; will you, Dr.
- Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast at
- him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own part
- he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was patronised
- till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in a sickly way
- as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's cloak was
- flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to seating
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam, I am your servant,&rdquo; he murmured; &ldquo;Sir, I am your most obedient to
- command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such distinguished
- company.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so you should, sir,&rdquo; cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled
- about, laying a fresh plate and glass, &ldquo;so you should. Your grand patrons,
- my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you from
- slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely to
- feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, General
- Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I had half a
- mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking me over! May I
- die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the General a lesson which
- he would have remembered to his dying hour&mdash;his dying hour&mdash;that
- is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn upon him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;But
- I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being drawn on
- his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I
- swear,&rdquo; cried the Captain bowing over the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;And so I call upon you to drink to his health&mdash;a
- bumper, sir, a bumper!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With an
- air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained it
- with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hang him!&rdquo; he cried, when he had wiped his lips, &ldquo;I bear Goldsmith no
- malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam,
- shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge after
- charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health of a little
- man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show does his
- bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous to my
- heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Captain,&rdquo; said the lady, &ldquo;I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain from
- challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many healths
- during the day, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What mean you by that, madam?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Do you suggest that I cannot
- carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you
- gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that you
- would have a chance of offering.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,&rdquo; said the actress hastily. &ldquo;I will prove
- to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. Goldsmith's
- new comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you are very much my dear,&rdquo; said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy
- decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. &ldquo;Yes, your
- confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, shall it
- be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American rebels&mdash;curse
- 'em!&mdash;turn as green as their own coats&mdash;shall it be said that
- Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel&mdash;Washington his name is&mdash;George
- Washington&rdquo;&mdash;he had considerable difficulty over the name&mdash;&ldquo;is
- accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men&mdash;not men, but
- lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his Majesty's forces
- into the Potomac'&mdash;shall it be said that&mdash;that&mdash;what the
- devil was I about to say&mdash;shall it be said?&mdash;never mind&mdash;here's
- to the health of Colonel Washington!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Abington, rising. &ldquo;'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; and,
- sir, you still wear the King's uniform.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The devil take the King's uniform!&rdquo; shouted the man. &ldquo;The devils of
- rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell you,
- madam, that&mdash;nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is
- drank&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the
- room and seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung
- his cloak.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold, sir,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter
- upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. &ldquo;Hold, sir, I
- perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured by
- your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success to the
- cause that will triumph in America.&rdquo; Jackson, who was standing at the
- table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a
- half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make
- him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It sounds all right,&rdquo; he muttered as if he were trying to convince
- himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. &ldquo;It sounds all
- right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my
- little poet,&rdquo; he continued. &ldquo;I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink,
- sir&mdash;drink to the success of the cause in America.&rdquo; Goldsmith got
- upon his feet and raised his glass&mdash;it contained only a light wine.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Success to it!&rdquo; he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his third
- tumbler of brandy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hark ye, my little poet!&rdquo; whispered the latter very huskily, lurching
- across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not returned
- to her place. &ldquo;Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a general of
- generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned me out of the
- regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from Boston port, that
- he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was mistaken, sir, and that
- one of these days&mdash;&mdash;Mum's the word, mind you! If you open your
- lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to pieces. I'll flay you
- alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, let me tell you. What
- message did he send me when he heard that I was ready to blow Cornwallis's
- brains out and march my company across the Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to
- man&mdash;though a poet isn't quite a man&mdash;but that's my generosity.
- Said Washy&mdash;Washy&mdash;Wishy&mdash;Washy&mdash;&mdash; Washington:
- 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the colonists,
- Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who would make the
- attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's the message I
- got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't everybody. Mark me,
- my friend&mdash;whatever your name is&mdash;I've got letters&mdash;letters&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, yes, you have letters&mdash;where?&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, in the
- confidential whisper that the other had assumed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and then
- across his face there came the cunning look of the more than
- half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his
- chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Letters&mdash;oh, yes&mdash;plenty of letters&mdash;but where?&mdash;where?&mdash;that's
- my own matter&mdash;a secret,&rdquo; he murmured in vague tones. &ldquo;The government
- would give a guinea or two for my letters&mdash;one of them came from
- Mount Vernon itself, Mr.&mdash;whatever your name maybe&mdash;and if you
- went to Mr. Secretary and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'&rdquo;&mdash;he
- pronounced the word &ldquo;Secrary&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;'I know that Dick Jackson is a
- rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are the letters to prove it?' where
- would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, my brains are not like
- Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the lady?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as
- well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm here,&rdquo; cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of
- which Jackson's coat was thrown. &ldquo;I am here, sir; but I protest I shall
- not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?&rdquo; cried the man with a lurch forward
- and a wave of the hand. &ldquo;Madam, I'm shocked&mdash;quite shocked! I wear
- the King's coat, though that cloak is my own&mdash;my own, and all that it
- contains&mdash;all that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at
- his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; he
- saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness that
- only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the cloak lay.
- He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining until he
- came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the pocket a
- leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively into the
- bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was another packet.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over her
- chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that Sir
- Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as &ldquo;Miss Prue.&rdquo; She gave
- a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed coarsely,
- saying huskily&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A handkerchief&mdash;I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket
- of my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure&mdash;that's my motto. And now,
- my charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for
- I'll challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill
- up your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.&mdash;Mr. Killjoy, we'll
- call you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend
- only knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that
- the truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast&mdash;whatever it
- may be&mdash;or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy
- remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the
- man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass before
- Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand on the
- table, into a standing attitude, murmuring&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs.
- Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my
- table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He swallowed the contents of the tumbler&mdash;his fourth since he had
- entered the room&mdash;and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into
- his chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0315.jpg" alt="0315 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0315.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,&rdquo; she cried,
- standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her
- hand. &ldquo;You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and
- Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of my
- room, sir!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought it
- down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face
- watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken
- stupour, his jaw fallen.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,&rdquo; said the actress,
- pointing to the man who alone remained&mdash;for the best of reasons&mdash;seated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A coach? Certainly, madam,&rdquo; said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; resumed Mrs. Abington, &ldquo;may I beg of you to have the
- goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
- hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have a wish
- to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is Whetstone
- Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- * She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
- watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from uttering
- a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to Goldsmith that
- she was acting her part admirably&mdash;that she had set herself to give
- him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet which she, as
- well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket of his cloak to that
- of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great difficulty in extracting
- the bundle from the man's pocket when in the coach.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,&rdquo; were the first words
- spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in his
- repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. &ldquo;What did I say?&mdash;what
- did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel hurt, sir,
- more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. What's her name&mdash;I'm
- not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? Anyhow, she insulted
- me grossly&mdash;me, sir&mdash;me, an officer who has charged his
- Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac flows
- down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few stories
- about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been their darling
- always.&rdquo; Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but husky tone, for
- the brandy had done its work very effectively, and he had now reached what
- might be called&mdash;somewhat paradoxically&mdash;the high-water mark of
- intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter re-entered the room to
- announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at the door of the tavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
- it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
- the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord and
- a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. He
- made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed him
- down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord and
- his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such persons,
- and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith reached the
- street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hold on, sir,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;I am accompanying that gentleman to his
- lodging.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, Doctor,&rdquo; whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, &ldquo;the
- fellow is a brawler&mdash;he will involve you in a quarrel before you
- reach the Strand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;The lady has laid it
- upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he instant he had
- seated himself he found to his amazement that the man beside him was fast
- asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the cushions one might have
- fancied that he had been sleeping for hours rather than minutes, so
- composed was he. Even the jolting of the starting coach made no impression
- upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had
- arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession
- he must act at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in
- detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All he had
- to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the pocket, and
- then leave the coach while it was still in motion.
- </p>
- <p>
- The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted his
- position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his breast
- to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened himself in
- some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite unaware of the
- fact that some one was seated beside him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear madam, you do me great honour,&rdquo; he said, and then gave a little
- hiccupping laugh. &ldquo;Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me all
- the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give you the
- plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold the
- documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to put pen
- to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to a fool.
- Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them&mdash;no price whatever
- except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they
- shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, my
- lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her own
- letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, in case
- of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, for I
- know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the pocket of
- my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em&mdash;in case of accidents,
- Ned&mdash;to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! and
- here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars for
- them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken
- man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he referred
- to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel had not only
- tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been endeavouring to sell
- the secrets of the King's forces to the American rebels. Goldsmith had,
- however, no doubt that the letters which he was desirous of getting into
- his hands were those which the man had within his waistcoat. His belief in
- this direction did not, however, assist him to devise a plan for
- transferring the letters from the place where they reposed to his own
- pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious
- Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of the
- brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his fingers
- remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would be quite
- impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith could not
- claim to be, to open the garment.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the
- packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet that
- it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont Blanc, was
- maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any more attempts
- to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, and Goldsmith
- knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough to cope with
- three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit so
- broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the
- entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp.
- Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest did not
- end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide awake, and
- he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he spoke that he
- showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very far from sober.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good Lord!&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you
- be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me&mdash;grossly
- insulted me&mdash;turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too,
- you rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you
- to look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for
- you. Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might not
- be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward attempt
- to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration of the
- question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open the door.
- He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the coach on to
- the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on its leathern
- straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the turnstile. At
- the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance to the court,
- almost coming in collision with Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cursed, clumsy lout!&rdquo; shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round as
- the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the other.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You low ruffian!&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;You cheated me last night, and left me to
- sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been waiting
- for you. Take that, you scoundrel&mdash;and that&mdash;and that&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the
- forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he
- fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the
- street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shouted out, &ldquo;Follow him&mdash;follow the murderer!&rdquo; pointing
- wildly in the direction taken by the stranger.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a
- pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his
- hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the body in
- order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more adroitness
- than was necessary&mdash;for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp all the
- street was in darkness&mdash;slipped the wallet into his other hand and
- then under his coat.
- </p>
- <p>
- A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which
- had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had been
- run through with a sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a knock-down blow,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, still leaning over the
- prostrate man; &ldquo;and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great harm
- has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a beer
- barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his
- recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back,
- almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a
- sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he
- meant by choking him.
- </p>
- <p>
- A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith picked
- up his hat and straightened his sword, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his physician
- in that way has small need of his services. I thought the fellow might be
- seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point recently; and so
- good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he relapse. By a casual
- savour of him I should say that he is not used to water.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, and
- as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on completely
- recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned him, would miss
- his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was greatly relieved
- when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the head porter, and he
- paid the driver with a liberality that called down upon him a torrent of
- thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from
- cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no doubt
- that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands of his
- dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him&mdash;had alone
- trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task.
- </p>
- <p>
- He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his
- room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the
- wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes,
- and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a
- chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had
- taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of Mrs.
- Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that they were
- the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress!
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He was
- utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the
- occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. He
- could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, covered
- with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own desk before
- starting for the tavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into
- the wallet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an
- hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come
- over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over
- which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table,
- Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining
- until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which he
- transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had had
- no time&mdash;at least, so Goldsmith thought&mdash;to put the sham act of
- the play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so
- unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been
- in the wallet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the
- greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the
- craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition
- of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected Mrs.
- Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the expense of
- the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, and had fooled
- them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying that they were
- entrapping him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual,
- he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he was
- showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his
- shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that
- he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's
- happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had
- doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made by
- Mrs. Abington to entrap him.
- </p>
- <p>
- How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the length
- of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy that when
- they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on any subject.
- But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin to act, she had
- failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to place himself in
- her hands, hoping she would be able to help him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed
- would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the
- consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying
- to get the better.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, and
- tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. She
- should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would have been
- ready to help her and capable of helping her&mdash;some man with a
- knowledge of men&mdash;some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver
- of fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper.
- Nothing was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn
- achieve success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a house
- of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his life,
- whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze that
- had swept down upon it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical
- cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse
- than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had
- already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least,
- prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great a
- mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never have
- made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he said that
- he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious generosity of
- the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity that had led him
- to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was utterly unsuited;
- and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him in the reflection
- that his awakening had come before it was too late. He had not been led
- away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She had been saved the
- unhappiness which that confession would bring to a nature so full of
- feeling as hers. And he had been saved the mortification of the thought
- that he had caused her pain.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees of
- the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had passed
- before he fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he found
- that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the letters
- which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with but a
- languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the
- bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith had
- promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged the
- loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, from
- its shape and bulk, a manuscript&mdash;one of the many which were
- submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned it
- over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact
- convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or
- perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get
- accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when at
- the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The instant
- he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that the parcel
- contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's handwriting to a
- certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire village where she had
- been staying the previous summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from
- Mrs. Abing ton&mdash;the spelling as well as the writing was hers&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few feathers
- pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in the capp of
- dear Dr. Goldsmith.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e was so greatly
- amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the scattered letters on the
- table in front of him. He was even more amazed at finding them there than
- he had been the night before at not finding them in the wallet which he
- had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He thought he had arrived at a
- satisfactory explanation as to how he had come to find within the wallet
- the sheets of manuscript which he had had in his hand on entering the
- supper room; but how was he to account for the appearance of the letters
- in this parcel which he had received from Mrs. Abington?
- </p>
- <p>
- So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth&mdash;to
- appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his table.
- But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and happiness to
- Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. She was saved.
- He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and who had the
- means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had caused him to
- go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing the task with
- which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been mistaken in
- applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish scheme of a
- pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken when she had
- singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most women would
- have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a knight-errant.
- </p>
- <p>
- His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his
- despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature
- knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early
- morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; but
- now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him&mdash;his
- imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future
- happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to Mary
- and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of
- Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel
- Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished?
- </p>
- <p>
- He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of his
- formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, but it
- was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion so
- delicate an enterprise as that which he&mdash;Goldsmith&mdash;had
- accomplished. Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs.
- Abington to help him, and that was just where he would have made a huge
- mistake. Any man who thought to get the better of the devil without the
- aid of a woman was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of
- this as he stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been
- when he had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The
- previous half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and
- Providence and the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate some
- breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had
- obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's
- thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in
- the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to be
- shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest&mdash;she must have felt
- the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, substituting
- for them the sham act of the play which excused his entrance to the
- supper-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that the
- wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He
- recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair with
- the cloak&mdash;much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the
- treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to turn
- him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had been
- to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her glass of
- wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as Mrs.
- Baddeley!
- </p>
- <p>
- He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that
- particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had
- acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting
- the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly
- perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place
- the letters beyond the man's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once again he laughed, saying out loud&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I was right&mdash;a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy
- of a devil!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was at
- hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the
- letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself in
- connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of
- consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face would
- lighten&mdash;how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks
- would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt
- that she was safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel
- bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on her
- face&mdash;if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her
- laughter. And then&mdash;then she would be happy for evermore, and he
- would be happy through witnessing her happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for the
- letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his servant
- announced two visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. The
- former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a compatriot
- of his own, named Nicolo.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in my
- hands,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;My friend Nicolo is a master of the art of fencing
- as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the impression,
- singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than once during
- your wanderings in Tuscany.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now I am sure of it,&rdquo; said Nicolo in French. He explained that he
- spoke French rather better than English. &ldquo;Yes, I was a student at Pisa
- when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in recognising
- him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; &ldquo;I cannot, however, recall the
- circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my
- memory, sir?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,&rdquo; said Signor
- Nicolo.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith quickly. &ldquo;You were one of the orators&mdash;quite reckless,
- if you will permit me to say so much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The man smiled somewhat grimly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,&rdquo;
- said Baretti. &ldquo;Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable
- climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian
- government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor Nicolo,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith. &ldquo;Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of a beard
- and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is
- now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,&rdquo; said the man
- with another grim smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are not quite right, my friend,&rdquo; laughed Goldsmith; &ldquo;for if my memory
- serves me&mdash;and it does so usually on the matter of dress&mdash;I had
- no coat whatsoever to my back&mdash;that was of no importance in Pisa,
- where the air was full of patriotism.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,&rdquo; said
- Baretti. &ldquo;There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We are
- examples&mdash;Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a brewer's
- daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy Englishman&mdash;and
- there are a good number of them, too&mdash;into an expert swordsman in
- twelve lessons&mdash;yes, if the pupil will but practise sufficiently
- afterwards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We need not talk of business just now,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I insist on my
- old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to
- 'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such
- excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple of
- bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to him&mdash;very
- recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not have
- remained.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was
- heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have found you, you rascal!&rdquo; he shouted, swaggering across the room to
- where Goldsmith was seated. &ldquo;Now, my good fellow, I give you just one
- minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my pocket
- last night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken blackguard,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, who was in the
- act of rising. &ldquo;Come, sir,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;I submitted to your insults
- last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I promise you that I
- give you no such license in my own house. Take your carcase away, sir; my
- friends have fastidious nostrils.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his
- gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too
- cowardly to attack.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cur!&rdquo; he said through his set teeth. &ldquo;I don't know what prevents me
- from running you through the body.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you not? I do,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of wine
- off the table, and was toying with it in his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir,&rdquo; said the bully after a pause; &ldquo;I don't wish to go to Sir John
- Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, but, by
- the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will not spare
- you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an hour has
- passed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American spy,
- is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith has at
- hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest scoundrels,&rdquo;
- said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a
- second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. The
- bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My little poet,&rdquo; he said in a mocking voice, &ldquo;you fancy that because you
- have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you for your
- information that I have something in my possession that I can use as I
- meant to use the letters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall kill
- you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, leaping
- up.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through
- the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him behind
- a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pardon me, sir,&rdquo; said he, bowing to Jackson, &ldquo;but we cannot permit you to
- stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend and
- I regard as a grave affront to us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then let one of you draw!&rdquo; shouted the man. &ldquo;I see that you are
- Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw,
- sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;I
- do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a weaker
- man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a ruffian as
- you undoubtedly are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter had
- whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, putting
- quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when Baretti had
- turned partly round.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Briccone! assassin!&rdquo; hissed Baretti. &ldquo;You saw that he meant to kill me,
- Nicolo,&rdquo; he said addressing his friend in their own tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He shall pay for it,&rdquo; whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his
- foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out
- of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;We used to enjoy a sausage or
- two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase
- without absolutely killing the beast.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with
- laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian&mdash;it was
- not melodious&mdash;acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo,
- trying to beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single
- inch. He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His
- expression resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has
- airily offered to play with him opens the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to attack,
- Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take a chair, sir,&rdquo; said Baretti, grinning. &ldquo;You will have need of one
- before my friend has finished with you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening
- before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt him
- now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the man
- breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the
- Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was
- no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but his
- antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard breathing
- was a contrast to the only other sound in the room&mdash;the grating of
- steel against steel.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed gradually
- to vanish. He became more than serious&mdash;surely his expression was one
- of apprehension.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as one
- of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's
- shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in
- doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge of
- the other man.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as he
- pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in touching
- Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, and now it was
- plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was breathing hard, and
- the look of apprehension on his face had increased until it had actually
- become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to perceive this, and malignant
- triumph was in every feature of his face. Any one could see that he felt
- confident of tiring out the visibly fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with
- staring eyes, once again clutched Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig
- and forehead in smiles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,&rdquo; said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third
- paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's
- head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying behind
- it like the little pennon on a lance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Heavens!&rdquo; whispered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;For God's
- sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that last was
- like a bullet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat from
- which it was torn.
- </p>
- <p>
- And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his
- face.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is his fun,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;Oh, body of Bacchus! A great humourist!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught
- in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but his
- antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed him round
- the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing heavily, but
- apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his sword into his
- left hand, and was now fencing from that side.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin.
- They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a
- meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle.
- Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate
- dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that
- Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a
- result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the
- man's pocket fell on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor.
- The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining by
- a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo had
- spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single flash.
- Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they were the
- batch of letters which he had received in the course of his traffic with
- the American rebels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Sandrino,&rdquo; said Baretti, affecting to yawn. &ldquo;Finish the rascal off,
- and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. Come,
- sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has kept us
- from our wine too long already.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right
- sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash
- over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of
- the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with an
- oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor,
- thoroughly exhausted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0349.jpg" alt="0349 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0349.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung
- the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the
- guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;John,&rdquo; shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had
- witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too
- exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) &ldquo;John, give that
- man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked out
- of my house.&rdquo; When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to the
- half-naked panting man. &ldquo;You are possibly the most contemptible bully and
- coward alive,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You did not hesitate to try and accomplish the
- ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here with intent to
- murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your clutches. If I let
- you go now, it is because I know that in these letters, which I mean to
- keep, I have such evidence against you as will hang you whenever I see fit
- to use it, and I promise you to use it if you are in this country at the
- end of two days. Now, leave this house, and thank my servant for giving
- you his coat, and this gentleman&rdquo;&mdash;he pointed to Nicolo&mdash;&ldquo;for
- such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you never before received.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which John
- Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You contemptible cur!&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I have not yet done with you. You have
- now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of them
- passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in pretty high
- places, let me tell you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not doubt it,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;The gallows is a high enough place for
- you and your friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The ruffian turned upon him in a fury.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look to yourself, you foreign hound!&rdquo; he said, his face becoming livid,
- and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare as
- before. &ldquo;Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to be
- made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Turn that rascal into the street, John,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith, and John
- bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he
- flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his
- powers&mdash;not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian,
- but one which he was certain was more English in its style.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one shall lay a hand on me,&rdquo; said Jackson. &ldquo;Do you fancy that I am
- anxious to remain in such a company?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,&rdquo; said John, hustling him to the
- door. &ldquo;Come&mdash;out with you&mdash;sharp!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly
- and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put on
- the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him walk
- in the direction of the Temple lodge.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the
- prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them
- on his wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You came at an opportune moment, my friend,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;You have not only
- saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never have
- known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of your
- art.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The best swordsman is the best patriot,&rdquo; said Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! yes,&rdquo; said Nicolo. &ldquo;Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots,
- or you would not be able to live in England.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am not an Englishman,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;I am an Irish patriot, and
- therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it is
- not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than to
- starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my
- dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti?
- Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor an
- hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects of
- the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it will
- take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the fragments
- of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. Johnson's
- friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,&rdquo; said
- Baretti. &ldquo;Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no
- engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He has taken part in one engagement, at least,&rdquo; said Goldsmith,
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And I am now at your service,&rdquo; said the fencing-master.
- </p>
- <p>
- They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his pocket&mdash;the
- second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his desk&mdash;and,
- parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and Anchor in an
- hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0027" id="link2HCH0027"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was with a
- feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before known, that
- Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All the exhilaration
- that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary exhibition of
- adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with him. The
- exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more than a
- suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, Nicolo's
- pretence of being overmatched early in the contest&mdash;breathing hard
- and assuming a terrified expression&mdash;yielding his ground and allowing
- his opponent almost to run him through&mdash;could only be regarded as
- theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though
- amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did not
- prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon Goldsmith,
- more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt which he owed
- to Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life in
- having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world the
- terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that every
- step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the
- realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's
- cheeks change to red once more.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to Barton
- with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him this with
- a grave face as she brought him into a parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr.
- Goldsmith,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;I believe that she was more than a little
- disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?&rdquo; he asked. This fresh
- proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was very
- dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise on the
- chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in his
- ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of his
- success.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She seemed very anxious to see you,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;I fear, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her
- sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any
- secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to
- Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, girlish
- fancy&mdash;my brother wrote to me that there had been in his
- neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home
- with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely she
- has got over that foolishness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that
- foolishness,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;You may take my word for it that when she
- sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do hope so,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;Yes, you could always contrive to make
- her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared that
- that disgraceful letter in the <i>Packet</i> had affected you. That was
- why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that
- nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That was very kind of you, my dear madam,&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;but I have seen Mary
- since that thing appeared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance that when
- I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to recovery. You
- have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor of medicine,
- and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in this direction may
- amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself have. Still, I think
- you will say something in my favour when you see Mary's condition begin to
- improve from the moment we have a little chat together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. Goldsmith.
- Your chat with her will do more for her than all the medicine the most
- skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very inopportune time for
- her to fall sick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not
- steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly
- attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman was
- drawn toward her?&rdquo; said the lady smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;And
- you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she would
- have listened to his proposals, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should she not have done so, sir?&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not, indeed?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;He is,
- to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You think so&mdash;you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing
- in such a case?&rdquo; said Oliver, rather eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?&rdquo; cried Mrs.
- Horneck. &ldquo;Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I
- am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between
- my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years.
- After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty&mdash;thirty-seven,
- I believe&mdash;but he does not look more than thirty-five.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which
- you give emphasis, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;And you think that Mary will
- see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself
- so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,&rdquo; said the lady.
- &ldquo;That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring back
- the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly attracted
- to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I understand&mdash;I understand.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke slowly, gravely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew you would help us,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck, &ldquo;and so I hope that you
- will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your
- Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have
- passed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for
- him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks&mdash;not for him, but
- for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, the
- hours of thought&mdash;all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from
- facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting
- his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her
- sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being for
- evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a
- possession as her love.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and
- yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even so; I am satisfied&mdash;I am satisfied.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and Goldsmith
- persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he succeeded in doing
- so, for he had felt it was quite possible that Baretti might inquire of
- him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to Brick Court, and he could
- not well explain to the Italian the nature of the enterprise which he had
- so successfully carried out by the aid of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing
- to take Mrs. Abington into his confidence, and quite another to confide in
- Baretti. He was discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that,
- while the secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it
- would be by no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some
- people might laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that
- which was generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and
- Baretti a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn all
- about Jackson&mdash;that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have
- become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance,
- for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. He
- was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to
- prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts
- regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which
- the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the
- conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials,
- declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a
- man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared
- out&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here&mdash;and indeed, sir, I
- am glad that he is not&mdash;he would say that your definition was so good
- as to make him certain you had stolen it from me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said Dr. Johnson, &ldquo;I did not say that it was good enough to have
- been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very
- foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, Dr.
- Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, that you
- would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of stealing
- from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which when it
- comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, are you
- satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir, I am more than satisfied,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the cunning
- master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. This was
- a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre,
- to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington for
- managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped to
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her
- costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the less
- subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, holding her
- hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to speak, and she
- knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she was quite
- accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, were of
- equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, my poet,&rdquo; she said at last, &ldquo;have you need of my services to banish
- any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was right,&rdquo; he managed to say after another pause, &ldquo;yes, I knew I was
- not mistaken in you, my dear lady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest demon
- that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Well,
- sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment&mdash;a more doubtful compliment
- than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her champion. But you
- have not told me of your adventurous journey with our friend in the
- hackney coach.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;it is you who have not yet told me by what means you
- became possessed of the letters which I wanted&mdash;by what magic you
- substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me
- into the supper room.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, sir!&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered from
- a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, that he
- had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He gave me a
- hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is not to be
- trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every document on
- which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty naturally
- received a great shock when he offered to drink to the American rebels,
- and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or so sufficed me to
- discover the wallet with the letters; but then I was at my wits' end to
- find something to occupy their place in the receptacle. Happily my eye
- caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay in your hat on the floor
- beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick was played. I had a
- sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep me hoping all the
- night that you would be able to get possession of the wallet, believing it
- contained the letters for which you were in search. Lord, sir! I tried to
- picture your face when you drew out your own papers.&rdquo; The actress lay back
- on her couch and roared with laughter, Goldsmith joining in quite
- pleasantly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression which
- my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most
- humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but he
- paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he
- termed his property.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs.
- Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By my faith, sir!&rdquo; she cried; &ldquo;I would give ten guineas to have been
- there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she added a moment afterwards, &ldquo;you
- will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left my
- room&mdash;not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents
- as would hang him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon your
- life?&rdquo; cried the actress. &ldquo;He may try to kill Baretti on a point of
- sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a matter
- of business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is
- something in what you say,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;So I will e'en take a
- hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to
- the very door of my chambers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have yet
- to write for me in a comedy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my dear
- friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?&rdquo; cried the actress, looking at
- him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua Reynolds
- could not quite translate to show the next century what manner of woman
- was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young wife of
- the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country girl's
- smile of Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0028" id="link2HCH0028"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith kept his
- word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was alert all the time he
- was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be waiting to make an
- attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any adventure, however,
- and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel of letters and set
- himself to peruse their contents.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had no need to read them all&mdash;the first that came to his hand was
- sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was
- perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the
- rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown
- themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which he
- had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of
- Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead of
- merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to England as
- a suspected traitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was
- indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had
- obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would
- certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the
- country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon
- him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and
- Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former
- course.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he ask
- himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have been so
- blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his honesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour which
- attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies of his
- country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself to be, he
- would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly weaknesses were
- dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the tenderness of her
- heart only made him feel that she was all the more a woman, and therefore
- all the more to be loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the
- Hornecks.
- </p>
- <p>
- He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine.
- There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he would
- attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock dinner.
- It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably be at the
- meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with the dangerous
- character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due precautions against
- any attack that the desperate man might be induced to make upon him. No
- doubt Baretti would make a good point in conversation with his friends of
- the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's counselling caution to any one; but the
- latter was determined to give the Italian his advice on this matter,
- whatever the consequences might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention in
- full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not return
- from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the Academy
- Baretti failed to put in an appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to
- communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not having
- a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,&rdquo; said Reynolds.
- &ldquo;I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if only to
- apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has promised to
- come, and I have secured Johnson as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in front,
- he followed with Reynolds some distance behind&mdash;not so far, however,
- as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was engaged in a
- discourse with his sweet companion&mdash;he was particularly fond of such
- companionship&mdash;on the dignity inseparable from a classic style in
- painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the habiliments of
- their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a painter who required
- any considerable amount of remonstrance from her preceptors to keep her
- feet from straying in regard to classical traditions. The artist who gave
- the purest Greek features and the Roman toga alike to the Prodigal Son and
- King Edward III could not be said to be capable of greatly erring from Dr.
- Johnson's precepts.
- </p>
- <p>
- All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of
- eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious
- adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild
- suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so
- faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might
- eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, sir!&rdquo; cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at
- anchor, and pursing out his lips, &ldquo;would you contend that a member of
- Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day clothes&mdash;that
- the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,&rdquo; replied
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered
- to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary
- than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his
- phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, &ldquo;there is a very flagrant
- example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even depicted in
- his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted position, is
- not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what would he be if
- shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after what you call the
- natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the advisability of the
- epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in English.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And why not, sir?&rdquo; said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, &ldquo;For
- my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in
- Westminster Abbey written in English.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Every one laughed, including&mdash;when the bull had been explained to her&mdash;Angelica
- Kauffman.
- </p>
- <p>
- After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its
- door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord
- went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds,
- lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been
- detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass
- Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the
- reason of his absence from the meeting.
- </p>
- <p>
- When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that
- as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to
- wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped
- him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the
- hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence.
- The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed
- the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out so
- as to reach the ear of Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two
- men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has
- been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding in
- the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no time
- coming to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Merciful heaven!&rdquo; cried Goldsmith. &ldquo;I was waiting for Baretti in order to
- warn him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack as
- was made upon him,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;It seems that the fellow whom Baretti
- was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable gang well
- known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated what his
- name was.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what was his name?&rdquo; asked Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Richard Jackson,&rdquo; replied Steevens. &ldquo;Of course we never heard the name
- before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged,
- should a jury find him guilty,&rdquo; said Steevens. &ldquo;We must make an effort to
- avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to speak
- to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They carried
- my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to go without
- delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. Garrick. He
- hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John Fielding at Bow
- street in the morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That we shall,&rdquo; said Sir Joshua. &ldquo;He shall have the best legal advice
- available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him that
- he may depend on our help, such as it is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still
- waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in
- custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but they
- offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, and
- also to carry back to them his reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an account
- of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could not induce the
- constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, however, bore in
- his message to the effect that he might depend on the help of all his
- friends in his emergency.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, and
- they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd&mdash;afar from
- reputable crowd&mdash;so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed,
- and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined
- the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in the
- surgeon's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the
- meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through the
- Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two men rushed
- out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with heavy sticks.
- One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his sword, but he
- succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself with the small
- fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, as was the custom
- in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article of diet, he had
- undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great mischance he must have
- severed an artery.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his
- friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held a
- commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being tried
- by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to England by
- Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, and had
- recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house in
- Whetstone Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, it seems
- to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,&rdquo; said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the gentleman,&rdquo;
- said the Bow street runner. &ldquo;But I fancy the judge will tell them that
- it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of its rogues.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the
- view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid of
- the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having parted
- from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. He could not
- help feeling that Baretti was the victim of his&mdash;Goldsmith's&mdash;want
- of consideration. What right had he, he asked himself, to drag Baretti
- into a matter in which the Italian had no concern? He felt that a man of
- the world would certainly have acted with more discretion, and if anything
- happened to Baretti he would never forgive himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0029" id="link2HCH0029"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>fter a very
- restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that Johnson had already
- gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house Goldsmith learned that
- Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; so it was plain that
- Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting about helping him. They
- all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and Goldsmith found that Burke had
- already instructed a lawyer on behalf of Baretti. His tender heart was
- greatly moved at the sight of Baretti when the latter was brought into
- court, and placed in the dock, with a constable on each side. But the
- prisoner himself appeared to be quite collected, and seemed proud of the
- group of notable persons who had come to show their friendship for him. He
- smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, and, when the witnesses were being
- examined, polished the glasses of his spectacles with the greatest
- composure. He appeared to be confident that Sir John Fielding would allow
- him to go free when evidence was given that Jackson had been a man of
- notoriously bad character, and he seemed greatly surprised when the
- magistrate announced that he was returning him for trial at the next
- sessions.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the prisoner
- in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request was granted.
- </p>
- <p>
- He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on this
- melancholy drive, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to
- this.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Psha, sir!&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this
- country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. In
- what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross
- ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the
- protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his
- violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by
- accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried for
- my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice in
- this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not be alarmed,&rdquo; said Goldsmith. &ldquo;When you appear before a judge and
- jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for
- being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way
- responsible for this <i>contretemps</i>,&rdquo; said Baretti. &ldquo;But I cannot
- forgive that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and
- failed to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a
- considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow
- whom I killed should be regarded sacred&mdash;as sacred as though he were
- an Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so
- ridiculous?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,&rdquo; said
- Goldsmith. &ldquo;It is quite impossible that you could be convicted&mdash;oh,
- quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and Reynolds
- and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued
- railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at
- Newgate.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone in the
- coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house in
- Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been uncertain
- whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to see Mary
- Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress of mind
- from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the conclusion
- that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in respect of the
- man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for him, Goldsmith. Now,
- however, that he had discharged his duty so far as he could in regard to
- Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy Bride.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the
- signs of recent tears were visible on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear Dr. Goldsmith,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;I am in deep distress about Mary.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How so, madam?&rdquo; he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to
- him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the
- point of death?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than
- when she left town,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;But who could fancy that her
- condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as was
- brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor Baretti?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It prostrated her?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is
- printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he read
- out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair to the
- floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her friends,
- instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming with
- strange impatience&mdash;I told her that you had been here yesterday and
- also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke
- from her faint&mdash;accusing herself of bringing her friends into
- trouble, but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come&mdash;why does he
- not come to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her in
- this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as
- acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw
- the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition is
- the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to call
- to-day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,&rdquo; said Goldsmith, &ldquo;Will
- you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I
- am confident that I can restore her to health?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!&mdash;ah, if you only could! But alas,
- alas!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last
- interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of sobbing
- within the room came to his ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, my dear child,&rdquo; said her mother with an affectation of cheerfulness,
- &ldquo;you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come to his Jessamy
- Bride.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most
- pathetically how weak she was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, he is come he is come!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Leave him with me, mother; he has
- much to tell me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo; said he; &ldquo;I have much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand
- spasmodically in both her own&mdash;he felt how they were trembling-as she
- cried&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead&mdash;you know it, of
- course? Oh, it is terrible&mdash;terrible! But the letters!&mdash;they
- will be found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be
- impossible to keep my secret longer. Will his friends&mdash;he had evil
- friends, I know&mdash;will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by
- your face that you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be
- undone&mdash;undone.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;you might be able to bear the worst news that I could
- bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The best! Ah, what is the best?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my
- child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped
- more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to speak,
- but failing to utter a single word.
- </p>
- <p>
- He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet of
- her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for certainly
- a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only gaze mutely at
- the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the truth upon her
- meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not now be
- overwhelmed with the joy of being saved.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung
- her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks.
- Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed&mdash;not
- hysterically, but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an
- effort and walked across the room to the window that looked upon the
- street. He followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she
- turned round with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long
- was it since he had heard her laugh in that way?
- </p>
- <p>
- She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for her
- cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, and
- her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah,&rdquo; she cried, putting out both her hands to him. &ldquo;Ah, I knew that I was
- right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew that
- you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to me for
- evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like you, dear
- Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that&mdash;so good, so true, so full
- of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the greatest and
- best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, dear friend! O,
- you are a friend to be trusted&mdash;a friend who would be ready to die
- for his friend. Gratitude&mdash;you do not want gratitude. It is well that
- you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you for what
- you have done? You have saved me from death&mdash;from worse than death&mdash;and
- I know that the thought that you have done so will be your greatest
- reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel that I
- live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me out of the
- deep waters&mdash;the waters that had well-nigh closed over my head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon him.
- His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; but he
- felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since he had
- lived to see&mdash;even through the dimness of tears&mdash;so sweet a face
- looking into his own with eyes full of the light of&mdash;was it the
- gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman?
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the small
- hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the tendrils
- of a climbing flower.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have you nothing to say to me&mdash;no word to give me at this moment?&rdquo;
- she asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her
- fingers seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What word?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Ah, my child, what word should come from such a man
- as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete happiness
- as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in words. You
- have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my life. You have
- understood me&mdash;you alone, and that to such as I means happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had flung
- them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the direction of
- the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You talk of my understanding you,&rdquo; she said in a voice that had a sob in
- it. &ldquo;Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a man's
- nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy of a
- thought?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with a
- sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and
- locked the fingers of both together.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing
- the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in the
- throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman well enough
- to have no thought of himself&mdash;no thought except for her happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; he said at last. &ldquo;No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say to
- you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for
- himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain
- happy&mdash;watching your happiness&mdash;in silence. Perhaps I may
- understand you&mdash;I may understand something of the thought which
- gratitude suggests to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, gratitude!&rdquo; said she in a tone that was sad even in its scornfulness.
- She had not turned her head toward him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I may understand something of your nature&mdash;the sweetest, the
- tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself better,
- and I know in what direction lies my happiness&mdash;in what direction
- lies your happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! are you sure that they are two&mdash;that they are separate?&rdquo; said
- she. And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his
- face.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He
- still held them behind him. At last he said slowly&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were a
- chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to look on
- happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there is more
- happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not speak&mdash;for
- God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which are trembling
- on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she turned
- away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, with her
- face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair.
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a
- hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that word; but
- I can never&mdash;never cease to think of you as the best&mdash;the
- noblest&mdash;the truest of men. You have been my best friend&mdash;my
- only friend&mdash;and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by
- a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, mother, mother!&rdquo; cried the girl, starting up, &ldquo;I knew that I was
- right&mdash;I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a
- new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more&mdash;that
- I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what a transformation there is already!&rdquo; said her mother. &ldquo;Ah, Dr.
- Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Friend&mdash;friend!&rdquo; she said slowly, almost gravely. &ldquo;Yes, he was
- always my friend, and he will be so forever&mdash;my friend&mdash;our
- friend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Always, always,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck. &ldquo;I am doubly glad to find that you
- have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has
- just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition.
- May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by
- seeing you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,&rdquo; cried the girl. &ldquo;Send him
- away&mdash;send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one
- but our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do
- for me that I should wish to see him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear Mary&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet
- sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has not
- yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing together
- as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am myself
- again.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,&rdquo; said Mrs.
- Horneck. &ldquo;I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do, dear mother,&rdquo; cried the girl, laughing. &ldquo;Say next week, or next year,
- sweetest of mothers, or&mdash;best of all&mdash;say that he had better
- come by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by
- and by is easily said.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s he went to his
- chambers to dress before going to dine with the Dillys in the Poultry,
- Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. He had seen the light
- return to the face that he loved more than all the faces in the world, and
- he had been strong enough to put aside the temptation to hear her confess
- that she returned the love which he bore her, but which he had never
- confessed to her. He felt happy to know that the friendship which had been
- so great a consolation to him for several years&mdash;the friendship for
- the family who had been so good and so considerate to him&mdash;was the
- same now as it had always been. He felt happy in the reflection that he
- had spoken no word that would tend to jeopardise that friendship. He had
- seen enough of the world to be made aware of the fact that there is no
- more potent destroyer of friendship than love. He had put aside the
- temptation to speak a word of love; nay, he had prevented her from
- speaking what he believed would be a word of love, although the speaking
- of that word would have been the sweetest sound that had ever fallen upon
- his ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was how he came to feel happy.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he found
- a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had dedicated
- to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. He added
- poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly interpreted&mdash;verses
- pulsating with the love that was in his heart&mdash;verses which Mary
- Horneck could not fail to interpret aright should they ever come before
- her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they shall never come before her eyes,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Ah, never&mdash;never!
- It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day she
- might read those verses of his&mdash;yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if
- that day was far off or nigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, he
- had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did not,
- however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to entertain
- his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's killing of
- Jackson as an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be well
- for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be to the
- advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the threats
- made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it might be
- possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. But Burke,
- after hearing the story&mdash;no mention of the name of Mary Horneck being
- made by Goldsmith&mdash;came to the conclusion that it would be unwise to
- introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part of the man
- who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer&mdash;as, indeed,
- they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity on
- Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered that a
- defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was most
- likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. If it
- could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently as some of
- the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, Burke and his
- legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance of obtaining a
- verdict.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of the
- acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine nature
- had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's safety, and any
- one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated trial would
- undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this matter was fully
- justified. That there should have been any suggestion of premeditation in
- the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of Baretti seems amazing
- to a modern reader of the case as stated by the Crown. But as Edmund Burke
- stated about that time in the House of Commons, England was a gigantic
- shambles. The barest evidence against a prisoner was considered sufficient
- to bring him to the gallows for an offence which nowadays, if proved
- against him on unmistakable testimony, would only entail his incarceration
- for a week. Women were hanged for stealing bread to keep their children
- from that starvation which was the result of the kidnapping of their
- husbands to serve in the navy; and yet Burke's was the only influential
- voice that was lifted up against a system in comparison with which slavery
- was not only tolerable, but commendable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson was
- the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For all his
- railing against the detestable laws of the detestable country&mdash;which,
- however, he found preferable to his own&mdash;he ridiculed the possibility
- of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered it within the
- bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, however absurd was
- the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the likelihood was that he
- would experience the feelings incidental to such an excursion.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at
- Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty with
- his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent authority of
- Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition of the sage.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty
- of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste as
- well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of
- Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that if
- one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat his
- dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we know
- something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the idiotic
- insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record of
- Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably deceived
- no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be&mdash;however
- insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may&mdash;according to Johnson&mdash;have
- been, there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation
- until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though
- Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained an
- envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined to
- mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit for
- appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife
- was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, they
- might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought by the
- prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had attacked
- him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems rather a
- strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law permitted
- men to carry swords presumably for their own protection.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he
- joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which was
- felt&mdash;or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was
- simulated&mdash;by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of
- the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the
- circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had not
- been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance that he
- would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the counsel, as
- well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old Bailey.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he
- had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he
- was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the
- Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and
- trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works which
- he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in
- addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of his
- promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance.
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times to
- see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of
- friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in her
- usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the fun in
- which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too busy to
- reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's country house
- wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in their pranks, and
- to submit, as he did with such good will, to their practical jests.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of the
- pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he would
- see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her
- constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both of
- them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure that he
- would be as strong a second time.
- </p>
- <p>
- This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged&mdash;this constant
- endeavour to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life
- endurable to him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that,
- when a coach drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had
- passed, and Mrs. Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the
- change which was apparent in his appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!&rdquo; she cried when she entered his little
- parlour, &ldquo;you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he
- was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw
- you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but
- despairing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, my dear madam,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I am only suffering from a slight attack
- of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me
- assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to give
- me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught sight of
- you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a moment; I
- feared that&mdash;ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked as
- I was when you appeared before me,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;Why, dear sir, you are
- killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one here to
- give you the attention which your condition requires.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?&rdquo; said the Doctor, making a
- pitiful attempt to assume his old manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;I will take you in
- hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now I
- will beg of you to go thither in your own.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To Barton? Oh, my dear madam&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I
- should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own
- interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others than
- to help yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one
- who could be of the same help to us as you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no one who would be more willing, madam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that mysterious
- indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced that it was
- you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again in
- need of my help.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that
- you are interested in her future&mdash;in the happiness which we all are
- anxious to secure for her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family&mdash;nay, I can
- talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. I
- know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that
- Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No; she has not told me that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the
- emotion which he felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally settled,
- and so not worthy of another thought,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally settled?&rdquo; repeated Goldsmith. &ldquo;Then she has accepted Colonel
- Gwyn's proposal?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,&rdquo; said the mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment
- one of gladness?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,&rdquo; said
- the lady. &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character is
- irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am
- convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him&mdash;and
- yet she sends him away from her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is possibly because she knows her own mind&mdash;her own heart, I
- should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! she is but a girl.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives is
- worthy of her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too
- rigidly on that assumption&mdash;an assumption which would condemn her to
- live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to take a
- practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely concerns
- the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you take a
- great interest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I would do anything for her happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards you
- with the greatest respect and esteem&mdash;nay, if I may say it, with
- affection as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! affection&mdash;affection for me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard
- for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to yield
- to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. Mary is
- there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence with her on
- behalf of Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What! I, madam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell you,
- my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving
- yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for no
- one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am
- convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion while
- turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your
- influence, will you not, dear friend?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I must have time to think&mdash;to think. How can I answer you at once in
- this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace
- looking into the empty grate.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are wrong,&rdquo; she said in a low tone. &ldquo;You are wrong; I know what is in
- your thoughts&mdash;in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she
- would stand on a different footing in respect to you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! a different footing!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that you are in error in that respect,&rdquo; said the lady. &ldquo;Marriage
- is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is not Katherine
- the same to you now as she was before she married Charles Bunbury?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew of
- what was in his heart!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,&rdquo; said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But where lies the need for her to marry at once?&rdquo; he inquired. &ldquo;If she
- were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should
- not marry at once; but if she does not love him&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who can say that she does not love him?&rdquo; cried the lady. &ldquo;Oh, my dear Dr.
- Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world of
- whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, I
- was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When I
- married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually
- disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly,
- for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a
- woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing a
- just opinion on the subject.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous of
- seeing her married to a good man&mdash;a man with whom her future
- happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; alas!
- that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates her life
- and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is ruled by her
- heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what her uncle, with
- whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her meeting a certain
- man there&mdash;my brother did not make me acquainted with his name&mdash;and
- being so carried away with some plausible story he told that she actually
- fancied herself in love with him&mdash;actually, until my brother,
- learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop to an affair
- that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her heart&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at
- some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like
- the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not
- fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you
- desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause before he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to point
- out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,&rdquo; cried the
- mother, catching his hand and pressing it. &ldquo;But I would ask of you not to
- put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl with a
- heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that
- direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to the
- ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You are a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts&mdash;her longings&mdash;her
- hopes&mdash;and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart&mdash;ah, Dr.
- Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's
- life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late. . .'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of
- poor Olivia!&rdquo; He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines
- in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will go to her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You will be saving her&mdash;ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,&rdquo;
- cried Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- He started slightly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and saw
- you,&rdquo; she replied. &ldquo;You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and the change to
- the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been neglecting yourself&mdash;yes,
- and some one who will nurse you back to life. Oh, Barton is the place for
- you!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There is no place I should like better to die at,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To die at?&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death
- still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for
- you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your daughter Mary is there,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e wrote that very
- evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, one of his merry
- letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had resolved to yield
- gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant to leave for Barton
- the next day. When that letter was written he gave himself up to his
- thoughts.
- </p>
- <p>
- All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between her
- and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making it
- impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought himself
- to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, Oliver
- Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her sister&mdash;with
- the affection which exists between good friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart,
- he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic
- heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she
- had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire,
- and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew
- what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He knew
- that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done that
- day, she would have told him that she loved him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to
- follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such
- mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be
- led in the future?
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was to
- be found only in marriage&mdash;marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn
- undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit to
- himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He
- undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a
- good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck,
- and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the dangers
- which surrounded her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He would,
- moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word duty, which
- would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his argument, tend to
- frustrate his intention.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, and
- he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his visit
- would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought before leaving
- was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a moment's
- consideration.
- </p>
- <p>
- She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where the
- coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was even
- more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. While
- still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with pleasure the
- instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward him, and
- Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself painfully and
- laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement both on her face
- and on that of her brother-in-law.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Why,
- you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary only shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have been ill,&rdquo; said Oliver. &ldquo;But I am better already, having seen you
- both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she ready
- to give me another lesson in loo?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,&rdquo; said Bunbury,
- while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. &ldquo;Oh! yes; we will take
- care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,&rdquo; he continued.
- &ldquo;Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! But we'll
- build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you and such as
- you, my friend.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you I am better already,&rdquo; cried Goldsmith; and then, as the chaise
- drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her face had
- become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; she was not
- even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and the ploughed
- fields.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the
- uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests
- which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; but
- though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the chaise
- arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her guest at the
- great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the depressing effect of
- her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not betray the shock which she
- experienced on observing how greatly changed was her friend since he had
- been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. She met him with a laugh and a
- cry of &ldquo;You have never come to us without your scratch-wig? If you have
- forgot it, you will e'en have to go back for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had
- last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on,
- at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid
- vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly
- became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for his
- friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the
- harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that
- Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of
- his visit to the house he loved. He felt better&mdash;better than he had
- been for months.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered
- her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister
- after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing
- imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of
- his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily the
- manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of the scene,
- especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she declared she had
- good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so greatly as to cause
- him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, when he had meant to talk
- about love.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much character
- into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to imitate, she
- never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating person would
- be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily than Goldsmith at
- the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into the
- already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected to
- understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his rejection.
- A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, and of
- course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely appropriate to
- Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and good-humoured mirth, the
- hours passed as they had always done in the house which humoured mirth,
- the hours passed as they had always done in the house which had ever been
- so delightful to at least one of the guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its
- fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an
- incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was
- extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat as
- the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day treated
- before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to him&mdash;that
- Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her future such
- as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think what might be in
- store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only by her own
- sympathetic heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel
- Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to
- laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection
- of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no doubt
- that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of gravity.
- </p>
- <p>
- The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the
- afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with Mary
- in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new covers
- on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of the
- many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and jars of
- preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with bundles of
- sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, Charles
- Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a housewife we have become!&rdquo; he cried. &ldquo;Quite right, my dear; the
- head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before
- the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;that I do not enter into the
- spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her
- husband.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tis foolish on their part,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;But Little Comedy is ever on the
- watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active abettor of her
- in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle threadbare by
- now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,&rdquo; said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed, I agree with you,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I agree with you heartily. I do
- not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel
- flattered by his attention?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any
- man from the Prince down&mdash;or should I say up?&rdquo; he replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Twould be treason to say so,&rdquo; she laughed. &ldquo;Well, let poor Colonel Gwyn
- be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way of
- treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more
- valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never saved
- a poor woman a day's work.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,&rdquo; said he quietly. &ldquo;On the contrary,
- I came down here specially to talk of him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,&rdquo; said she,
- continuing her work.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,&rdquo;
- said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only of late!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of your
- thoughts long ago as well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But
- latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.&rdquo; She ceased her work and
- looked towards him gratefully&mdash;attentively. He left his seat and went
- to her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My sweet Jessamy Bride,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I have thought of your future with
- great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as&mdash;as&mdash;perhaps a
- father might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is
- dependent upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of
- snares.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know that,&rdquo; she quietly said. &ldquo;Ah, you know that I have had some
- experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame would
- have been mine!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful
- affair,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;It was your tender heart that led you astray at first,
- and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But alas! 'tis
- just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Did not I send
- Colonel Gwyn away from me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You were wrong to do so, my Mary,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Colonel Gwyn is a good man&mdash;he
- is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able to shelter
- you from all dangers&mdash;from the dangers into which your own heart may
- lead you again as it led you before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo; said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; he replied. &ldquo;I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as his
- wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a girl as
- you in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! my dear friend,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;I have seen enough of the world to know
- that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from the day
- she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only begin to
- beset her on that day?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Often&mdash;often. But it would not be so with you, dear child&mdash;at
- least, not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly man
- all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the
- standpoint of her matchmaking mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this
- way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think of
- you always as I think of you know&mdash;bound to no man&mdash;the dearest
- of all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same
- position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have seen
- that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes&mdash;yes&mdash;I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your&mdash;your
- happiness&mdash;yes, happiness in the future.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;You are ready
- to sacrifice yourself&mdash;I mean you are ready to forego all the
- pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for
- the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to
- happiness&mdash;or what you fancy will be happiness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I do,&rdquo; she said after a pause. &ldquo;I do, because I know what it would mean
- to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not
- marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nay&mdash;nay&mdash;do not speak so definitely,&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will speak definitely,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Yes, the time is come for me to
- speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of being
- happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else with all
- my heart, I dare not&mdash;oh! I dare not even entertain the thought of
- marrying Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You love some one else?&rdquo; he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment there
- went through his mind the thought&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;<i>Her heart has led her astray once again.</i>'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,&rdquo; she cried;
- &ldquo;I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the
- world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his
- heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying
- in a hushed voice&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, child&mdash;child&mdash;spare me that pain&mdash;let me go from you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not till you hear me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Ah! cannot you perceive that I love you&mdash;only
- you, Oliver Goldsmith?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hush&mdash;for God's sake!&rdquo; he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not hush,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I will speak for love's sake&mdash;for the
- sake of that love which I bear you&mdash;for the sake of that love which I
- know you return.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Alas&mdash;alas!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her love
- for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before heaven
- would be in my keeping silence&mdash;in marrying a man I do not love. Ah!
- I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood your
- nature&mdash;so sweet&mdash;so simple&mdash;so great&mdash;so true. I
- thought last year when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling
- which I had for you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to
- know the truth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop&mdash;stop&mdash;for God's sake, stop! I&mdash;I&mdash;do not love
- you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh
- died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes fixed
- upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You do not love me?&rdquo; she said in a slow whisper. &ldquo;Will you say those
- words again with your eyes looking into mine?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not humiliate me further,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;Have some pity upon me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No&mdash;no; pity is not for me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;If you spoke the truth when
- you said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not
- love me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You say you know me,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;and yet you think it possible that I
- could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and sympathetic
- heart has made for your own undoing. Look there&mdash;there&mdash;into
- that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an
- exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering
- and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark&mdash;a
- figure attenuated by want and ill-health.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;and you will see
- what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which have
- been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the pain they
- gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in the future?
- Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who have been kinder
- than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune that could befall
- them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I could be so base.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best
- worthy of being loved of all men in the world,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;Ah, sir, cannot
- you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my affection
- for you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mary&mdash;Mary&mdash;this is madness!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen to me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;I feel that you return my affection; but I will
- put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that you do
- not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was another pause before he said&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an
- ordeal? Let me go&mdash;let me go.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not until you answer me&mdash;not until I have proved you. Look into my
- eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just
- now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, dear child&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You cannot speak those words.&rdquo; There was another long silence. The
- terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words
- are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was
- maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice
- whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood
- before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with
- expectation.
- </p>
- <p>
- He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little
- way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and
- said slowly&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of
- the room&mdash;out of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much of
- the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy
- impulse.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0032" id="link2HCH0032"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he did not
- return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became alarmed. He had
- only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went out; he had left no
- line to tell them that he did not mean to return.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the
- still-room, he inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- She told him the truth&mdash;as much of the truth as she could tell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am afraid that his running away was due to me,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;If so, I
- shall never forgive myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What can be your meaning, my dear?&rdquo; he inquired. &ldquo;I thought that you and
- he had always been the closest friends.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,&rdquo; said
- she. &ldquo;You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance of
- Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and begged
- of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the proposal of
- Colonel Gwyn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I heard nothing of that,&rdquo; said he, with a look of astonishment. &ldquo;And so I
- suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and
- said something that offended him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She held down her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You should be ashamed of yourself,&rdquo; said he &ldquo;Have you not seen long ago
- that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I am ashamed of myself,&rdquo; said she. &ldquo;I shall never forgive myself for my
- harshness.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That will not bring him back,&rdquo; said her brother-in-law. &ldquo;Oh! it is always
- the best of friends who part in this fashion.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had
- so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he
- felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and
- induce him to return.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came
- back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His
- face was very grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I saw the poor fellow,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I found him at his chambers in Brick
- Court. He is very ill indeed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, too ill to be moved?&rdquo; she cried. He shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Far too ill to be moved,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;I never saw a man in worse condition.
- He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks before now,
- and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love to you and to
- Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he says.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;His rudeness! his rudeness!&rdquo; said Katherine, her eyes streaming with
- tears. &ldquo;Oh, my poor friend&mdash;my poor friend!&rdquo; She did not tell her
- sister all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very
- anxious to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had
- seen him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him
- had promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change
- to the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the postboy's
- horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a letter from the
- doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to
- Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting.
- </p>
- <p>
- When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained
- sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand&mdash;poems addressed to her&mdash;the
- love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long
- hopeless years.
- </p>
- <p>
- She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- She started up, crying&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me&mdash;he loves me as I love him&mdash;only
- his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love&mdash;he loves
- me, and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have
- sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself&mdash;nay, he has
- sacrificed himself for me&mdash;for me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear&mdash;dear sister,&rdquo; said Katherine, &ldquo;is it possible that you&mdash;you&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That I loved him, do you ask?&rdquo; cried Mary, raising her head. &ldquo;Yes, I
- loved him&mdash;I love him still&mdash;I shall never love any one else,
- and I am going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good&mdash;God will
- be good. My love shall live until I go to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My poor child!&rdquo; said her sister. &ldquo;I could never have guessed your secret.
- Come away. We will go to him together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went
- together to Brick Court.
- </p>
- <p>
- A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs.
- Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do not tell me that I am too late&mdash;for God's sake say that he still
- lives!&rdquo; cried Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at the
- girl, and the girl understood.
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself into her sister's arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He is dead!&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;But, thank God, he did not die without knowing
- that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the
- Presence,&rdquo; said Mrs. Abington. &ldquo;Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but I
- know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the thought
- of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever lived. Ah,
- there was none like him&mdash;a man of such sweet simplicity that every
- word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his works; you
- and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not less than
- those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the Son who on
- earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She went with her sister among the weeping men and women&mdash;he had been
- a friend to all&mdash;up the stairs and into the darkened room.
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself on her knees beside the bed.
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
-
-
-
-
-
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