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-Title: The Jessamy Bride
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-Author: Frank Frankfort Moore
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-Illustrator: C. Allan Gilbert
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-Release Date: May 2, 2016 [EBook #51951]
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-THE JESSAMY BRIDE
-
-By Frank Frankfort Moore
-
-Author Of “The Impudent Comedian,” Etc.
-
-With Pictures in Color by C. Allan Gilbert
-
-New York
-
-Duffield & Company
-
-1906
-
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-
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-
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-
-THE JESSAMY BRIDE
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are
-a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have
-difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down
-with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which
-intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on
-ignorance and maintained by sophistry.”
-
-“Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even
-the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered
-with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of
-another.”
-
-Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in
-Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some
-care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in
-the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn
-faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the
-conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind,
-and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of
-Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair
-and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an
-eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he
-might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's
-face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that
-he put behind his ear.
-
-Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the
-Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious
-and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their
-heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces
-were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who
-is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures
-worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward
-Johnson.
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of
-maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching
-upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my
-intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I
-cannot permit to pass unrebuked.”
-
-“Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr.
-Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous.”
-
-“And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a
-positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson.
-
-“Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the
-original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----”
-
-“Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art
-would indeed be a departure,” said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot
-countenance a proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.”
-
-“And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did
-you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?” said
-Garrick.
-
-“Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so--that's not just the
-same thing,” laughed Goldsmith.
-
-“Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the
-imagination,” said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory
-arrangement.”
-
-“Yes, for the author,” said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which
-was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.”
-
-“These sallies are all very well in their way,” said Garrick, “but their
-brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that
-Dr. Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be
-included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses
-no more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with
-the exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a
-statesman--another branch of the same profession--and therefore we are
-vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.”
-
-“The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,” said
-Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence--nay, even to
-Boswell's--that acting is a trick, not a profession--a diversion, not
-an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended to the
-contrary.”
-
-“It must only have been in sport, sir,” said Boswell mildly.
-
-“Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,” cried Johnson, “but
-he has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of
-having you as his advocate.”
-
-“Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce
-an opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,” said
-Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour----”
-
-“Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his
-return from Corsica?” shouted Johnson.
-
-“Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,” said Garrick,
-“but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of
-a wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied
-by Mr. Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as
-outcasts because we happen to be actors?”
-
-“Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,” cried Johnson. “And good enough
-for you too, you rascal!”
-
-“And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than
-become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who
-have relations in the church, to make such an assertion,” said Johnson
-sternly. “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in
-your estimation?”
-
-“The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither
-could the stage look for another Garrick?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street
-delighted the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,” cried Johnson; and
-when he perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay
-back in his chair and roared with laughter.
-
-Reynolds took snuff.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the
-puppets--I heard him myself,” said Boswell.
-
-“That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with
-that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,”
- said Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr.
-Boswell. But to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith;
-surely, Dr. Johnson, you will allow that an actor of genius is at least
-on a level with a musician of genius.”
-
-“Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will
-satisfy you,” replied Johnson.
-
-“Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that
-of Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,” said Burke.
-
-“Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and
-Piozzi the ill luck to be an Italian,” replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no
-use affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the
-arts. I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that
-you actually believe what your words would imply.”
-
-“You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,” said Goldsmith: “whether you will
-have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.”
-
-“I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space,
-just as there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really
-interesting to me personally,” said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is
-that I rashly made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for
-perhaps twenty minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some
-agreement on a matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr.
-Burke and myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.”
-
-He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal
-education in the days when grace was an art, and left the room.
-
-“If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I
-can bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“The dog is well enough,” said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in
-his place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him
-in his place he will tolerate as he does mine.”
-
-“And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?” asked Goldsmith.
-“Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders,
-as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man,
-we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?”
-
-“Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you
-have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say
-a good deal.”
-
-“What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his
-attempts to shine,” whispered Boswell to Burke.
-
-“'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice
-heard in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,” said Burke.
-
-“Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?” asked Boswell.
-
-“A Niagara?” said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it
-in his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a
-Niagara is.”
-
-“Sir,” said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in
-undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-The conversation took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the
-Strand, where the party had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as
-good company as usual. There was a general feeling that he had rarely
-insulted Boswell so frequently in the course of a single evening--but
-then, Boswell had rarely so laid himself open to insult as he had upon
-this evening--and when he had finished with the Scotchman, he turned
-his attention to Garrick, the opportunity being afforded him by Oliver
-Goldsmith, who had been unguarded enough to say a word or two regarding
-that which he termed “the art of acting.”
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,” cried the great dictator.
-“Who gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of
-acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler
-who kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist.
-Madame Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight
-rope, will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter--nay, every poodle that
-dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.”
-
-It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission
-of acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as
-Johnson asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made;
-it was in vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included
-among the arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the
-standing of artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose
-that the tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their
-claims to be on a level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of
-humanity. Dr. Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to
-him most courteously by his friends.
-
-Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told
-Burke he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was
-thoroughly Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and
-eminently capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements
-of a clubable man.
-
-He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and
-in reducing the others of the party to silence--all except Boswell, who,
-as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point of
-theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after
-he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very
-successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the
-distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over.
-
-He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what
-Dr. Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul.
-
-“Pray, sir,” said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds'
-ear-trumpet and his oracle--his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet was
-as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any evidence
-among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of man was
-imperishable?”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that
-the ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a _memento mori_
-at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.”
-
-“Well, sir?” said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause.
-
-“Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such
-an object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to
-accept the offer of a dinner,” said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest
-manner.
-
-Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally.
-He felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from
-Johnson.
-
-“Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,” he murmured, but in
-no deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every
-one present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was
-necessary for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he
-was the recipient.
-
-“Come, Goldy,” cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must
-not be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the
-better of you in the argument.”
-
-“Argument, sir?” said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that
-any argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's
-argument, Doctor.”
-
-“'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr.
-Boswell, sir,” said Johnson, with a twinkle.
-
-“The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor,
-the wolf,” muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts
-for his Animated Nature.
-
-At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message
-to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious
-to obtain permission to join the party.
-
-“My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?” said
-Goldsmith, who appeared to be both surprised and confused.
-
-“Why, sir,” said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had
-a cousin who was a dignitary of the church.”
-
-“Have I, indeed?” said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this
-must be the very man. A Dean, is he?”
-
-“Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common
-room of a tavern,” said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any
-sudden addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an
-Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give
-the order to show him into this room.” Goldsmith seemed lost in thought.
-He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone
-told the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face
-undoubtedly wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any
-of his friends, before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and
-somewhat undersized clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands
-and apron of a dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect
-carriage that gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was
-white, but his eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in
-one eye.
-
-The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward.
-It contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table
-twenty minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver,
-perceived in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to
-that with which Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A
-little jerk which the visitor gave in raising his head was laughably
-like a motion made by Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow.
-
-“Gentlemen,” said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of
-you to be seated.” His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's,
-although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made
-an attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have
-regarded him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,” continued the
-stranger; “you embarrass me with your courtesy.”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I
-have the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.”
-
-“I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,” said the stranger, with a
-deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation
-of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which
-of this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly--I beg your pardon,
-Oliver--ah, old times--old times!” He had caught Goldsmith's hands
-in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air.
-Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of
-a smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long
-silence that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an
-element of pathos.
-
-Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing
-all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was
-now worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise.
-
-“I ask your pardon, sir,” he said, gravely, “but--sir, I am a
-painter--my name is Reynolds--and--well, sir, the family resemblance
-between you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith--a resemblance that
-perhaps only a painter's eye could detect--seemed to me so extraordinary
-as you stood together, that----”
-
-“Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried the visitor. “My
-cousin Oliver and I have not met for--how many years is it, Nolly? Not
-eleven--no, it cannot be eleven--and yet----”
-
-“Ah, sir,” said Oliver, “time is fugitive--very fugitive.”
-
-He shook his head sadly.
-
-“I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the
-wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,” said the stranger.
-“But you must present me to your friends, Noll--Oliver, I mean. You,
-sir”--he turned to Reynolds--“have told me your name. Am I fortunate
-enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there can be no
-doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am your
-servant. And you, sir”--he turned to Burke--“I seem to have seen your
-face somewhere--it is strangely familiar----”
-
-“That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,” said Goldsmith. He was rapidly
-recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of
-pride, as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The
-clergyman made precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying----
-
-“What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty--the friend of the
-people?”
-
-“The same, sir,” said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver
-Goldsmith.”
-
-“Then he is my friend also,” said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a
-position to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.”
-
-“You do me great honor, sir,” said Burke.
-
-Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr.
-Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so
-far neglected.
-
-“Mr. Burke, you are our countryman--Oliver's and mine--and I know you
-are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have a talk
-with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?”
-
-“With all my power, sir,” said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir.
-Mrs. Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an
-honour upon the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.”
-
-“You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do
-you work with your arm that way?”
-
-“There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,” said Oliver.
-
-“They can wait,” cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr.
-Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel
-mortified at what I have said.”
-
-“This is Mr. Boswell, sir,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Mr. Boswell--of where, sir?”
-
-“Mr. Boswell, of--of Scotland, sir.”
-
-“Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre.
-Your clergymen might be better employed, Mr.--Mr.----”
-
-“Boswell, sir.”
-
-“Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you
-ever visit your country again--a remote possibility, from all that I can
-learn of your countrymen.”
-
-“Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'----” began
-Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger.
-
-“What, you would condone his offence?” he cried. “The fact of your
-having a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still
-sadly lax in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.”
-
-“And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,” said Goldsmith in tones of triumph.
-
-His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table,
-bowing profoundly.
-
-“Dr. Johnson,” he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.”
-
-“I am your servant, Mr. Dean,” said Johnson, towering above him as he
-got--somewhat awkwardly--upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth,
-sir--leaving aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in
-the church to which you have attained--fails to obtain my respect.”
-
-“I am glad of that, sir,” said the Dean. “It shows that you, though
-a Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal
-on behalf of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not
-disposed to relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration
-for the church.”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face.
-“Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable.
-I am not a Non-conformist--on the contrary, I would give the rogues no
-quarter.”
-
-“Sir,” said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke
-to a subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened
-country and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you
-in the company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe
-that you were the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of
-conscience. I regret that I was mistaken.”
-
-“Sir!” cried Goldsmith, in great consternation--for Johnson was rendered
-speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, instead
-of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is the
-great Dr. Johnson--nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.”
-
-“'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the
-weak,” said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest
-gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one
-sense: he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one
-scale. To such greatness we would do well to bow.”
-
-“Heavens, sir!” said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in
-it. “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?”
-
-“Alas! sir,” said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be
-expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course,
-Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you,
-Mr.--Mr.--ah! you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though
-I doubt not you are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you
-written that entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence
-of such gentlemen as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and--I add with
-pride--Oliver Goldsmith?”
-
-“I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,” muttered Boswell.
-
-“And he has doubtless greatness enough--avoirdupois--to serve for both!
-Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to speak for
-himself, tell me what he has written.”
-
-“He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of
-Corsica,” said Goldsmith, with some stammering.
-
-“And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy
-altitude in literature?”
-
-“You are surely jesting, sir,” said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar
-with Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.”
-
-“Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no
-need for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the
-work appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?”
-
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-
-But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up
-a volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown
-and Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his
-wont, until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose.
-
-“Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them
-with greater tenderness,” said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that
-the purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the
-work of others. When did he bring out his dictionary?”
-
-“Eighteen years ago,” said Oliver.
-
-“And what books has he written within the intervening years?”
-
-“He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of
-our authors.”
-
-“Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past
-eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You,
-cousin, have written many works that the world would not willingly be
-without; and I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable
-list; but your friend--oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!--he is no true
-worker in literature, or he would--nay, he could not, have remained idle
-all these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not
-use his pen?”
-
-“He has a pension from the King, sir,” stuttered Oliver. “I tell you,
-sir, he is the most learned man in Europe.”
-
-“His is a sad case,” said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering
-to him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious
-duty.” He took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head.
-Goldsmith fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's
-jaw fell; Burke and Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr.
-Johnson,” said the stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman
-to urge upon you to amend your way of life.”
-
-“Sir,” shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that
-you were a very impertinent fellow!”
-
-“Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience--if you have
-one--tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure the
-knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this
-room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have
-acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you
-have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a
-friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your
-friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips,
-though they are workers--not without honour--at that profession of
-letters which you despise--nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you did not
-despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your life
-to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that a
-pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread
-of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr.
-Johnson, if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think
-you will be regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those
-tavern dinners at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down
-all who differ from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your
-love of idleness and your intolerance? That is the question which I
-leave with you; I pray you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my
-leave of you. Gentlemen, Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have
-not spoken in vain.”
-
-He made a general bow--an awkward bow--and walked with some dignity to
-the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-
-When he had disappeared, the room was very silent.
-
-Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face
-buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince
-of Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he
-published 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?” He ran to the door and
-opened it, calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!”
- “Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia'!”
-
-“Sir!” came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your
-chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect
-which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave
-decently.”
-
-Goldsmith shut the door.
-
-“I did you a gross injustice, sir,” said he, returning slowly to the
-table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book
-since your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the
-moment I forgot your 'Rasselas.'”
-
-“If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force
-of your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson. “If I am
-suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small
-volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my
-industry.”
-
-“Those who know you, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of
-your industry. As for that man----”
-
-“Let the man alone, sir,” thundered Johnson.
-
-“Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?” said Boswell.
-
-“Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next
-to a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's;
-and, in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.”
-
-“Oh, no, sir,” said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of
-justification. Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written
-even within the year.”
-
-“Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the--well, the less I think of
-them, if you will allow me the paradox,” said Johnson. “Sir, the man
-is right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey
-my compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can
-forgive him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my
-Dictionary. Pray what is his name, sir?”
-
-“His name, sir, his name?” faltered Goldsmith.
-
-“Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,” said Johnson.
-
-“His name, sir, is--is--God help me, sir, I know not what is his name.”
-
-“Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell
-tells me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did
-so in a spirit of boasting, you erred.”
-
-For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said
-in a low tone:
-
-“The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.”
-
-“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,” cried Boswell. “You boasted
-of him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.”
-
-“Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,” said Burke with a smile.
-
-“His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of
-nature are maintained when one hears his voice,” remarked Goldsmith in a
-low tone.
-
-“Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,” said Reynolds as the door was opened
-and Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced
-to the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before.
-“Mr. Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.”
-
-“Whatever he may be on some other points,” remarked Burke.
-
-“Gentlemen,” said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than
-you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May
-I inquire the reason of the difference?”
-
-“You may not, sir!” shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to
-acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that
-it would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he
-knew that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick
-were to hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene
-for the entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had
-heard more than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield
-had created by his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson,
-played an important part. He had been congratulating himself upon the
-fortunate absence of the actor during the visit of the clergyman.
-
-“You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,” he repeated, as Garrick looked
-with a blank expression of interrogation around the company.
-
-“Sir,” said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.”
-
-“What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues
-that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?” cried Johnson.
-
-“Nay, sir, one question,” said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed.
-“Mr. Garrick--have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for a
-relative?”
-
-“Why, no, sir,” replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a
-brother who deserved to be a Dean.”
-
-“And so I had,” cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My
-poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.”
-
-“I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is
-concerned,” said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's
-gestures--nay, some of the tones of his voice as well--resembled those
-of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table noticed
-the similarity to which I allude.”
-
-“I certainly noticed it,” cried Boswell eagerly.
-
-“Your evidence is not admissible, sir,” said Johnson. “What does Sir
-Joshua Reynolds say?”
-
-“Why, sir,” said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick,
-“I confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as
-regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he
-was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.”
-
-“But if not, sir, how can you account for----”
-
-Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson.
-
-“Be silent, sir,” he thundered. “If you have left your manners in
-Scotland in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for
-the gift was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country
-in that respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken
-touching this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in
-the light of a personal affront.”
-
-After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said:
-
-“I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the
-past half-hour than any of this company.”
-
-“Well, Davy,” said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly
-dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been,
-sir, and of what nature was your diversion?”
-
-“Sir,” said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.”
-
-“So have we, sir--with the greatest poet alive--the author of 'The
-Deserted Village'--and yet you enter to find us immoderately glum,” said
-Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he did not
-regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he quite
-believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the
-relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds.
-
-“Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick.
-“Mine was only a sort of poet.”
-
-“And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?” asked Boswell.
-
-“A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,” replied
-Garrick.
-
-He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment
-for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who
-was anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just
-written. The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house
-in the Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was
-short, it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated
-by Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree.
-
-“A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman--he wore
-the bands and apron of a Dean,” he continued, “not seeming to notice the
-little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man
-grasped me by the arm,” he continued, “doubtless recognising me from
-my portraits--for he said he had never seen me act--and then began an
-harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however,
-that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction
-than my neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith,
-gentlemen, he took it quite as a family grievance.” Suddenly he paused,
-and looked around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest
-were grave. A thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!” he cried,
-“it is not possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin,
-the Dean, regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so, 'tis
-an extraordinary coincidence that I should have encountered
-him--unless--good heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here
-when I had thrown him off?”
-
-“Sir,” cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no
-Dean, entered this room!”
-
-“Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court
-on your return,” said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!--a small man with the
-family bow of the Goldsmiths--something like this.” He gave a comical
-reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman.
-
-“I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of
-mine,” protested Goldsmith.
-
-“And let that be the end of the matter,” declared Johnson, with no lack
-of decisiveness in his voice.
-
-“Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman
-again,” laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was
-endeavouring to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version
-of 'The Deserted Village'--he said he had the version at his lodging,
-and meant to read it to his cousin--I ask your pardon, sir, but he said
-'cousin.'”
-
-“Sir, let us have no more of this--cousin or no cousin,” roared Johnson.
-
-“That is my prayer, sir--I utter it with all my heart and soul,” said
-Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak--my poet and his play.
-What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as the
-subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?”
-
-“I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme
-of theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that
-scoundrel Foote,” said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite
-himself again, and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with
-that finality which carried conviction with it--yes, to James Boswell.
-
-For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details
-of his interview with the poet who--according to his account--had
-designed the drama of “Otaheite” in order to afford Garrick an
-opportunity of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in
-feathers, and beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while
-he delivered a series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to
-Mars, Vulcan and Diana.
-
-“The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,” said Garrick. “My poet
-explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to
-his advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess;
-and when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite
-could know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea
-Islanders were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights
-in the Pagan mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that
-the Romans should claim a monopoly of Diana.”
-
-Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's
-contention was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief
-to his mind to have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the
-argument, though he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in
-the poet's argument.
-
-He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the
-question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion
-of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman
-mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an
-hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the
-force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick,
-originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his
-tragedy.
-
-When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson
-apart--greatly to the pique of Boswell--and said--
-
-“Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you
-will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from
-you.”
-
-“You deserve no favour, Goldy,” said Johnson, laying his hand on the
-little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants
-you one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your
-debtor. Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting
-you a favour.”
-
-“You say everything better than any living man, sir,” cried Goldsmith.
-“How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you
-suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am
-anxious to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I
-have written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.”
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several
-years now.”
-
-“Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.”
-
-“Undoubtedly, sir--long before you became recognised as the most
-melodious of our poets--the most diverting of our play-writers. I wrote
-the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for your
-second--nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and if it be
-damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my tragedy of
-'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in
-his eyes and his voice as he said--
-
-“Your generosity overpowers me, sir.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-Boswell, who was standing to one side watching---his eyes full of
-curiosity and his ears strained to catch by chance a word--the little
-scene that was being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care
-that Johnson should be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's
-house necessitated a walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly;
-but this was nothing to Boswell, who had every confidence in his own
-capability to extract from his great patron some account of the secrets
-which had been exchanged in the corner.
-
-For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object--nay,
-when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch,
-Johnson turned upon him, saying--
-
-“Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell
-you that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man,
-woman or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be
-a friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger,
-who had every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by
-you, sir.”
-
-Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his
-good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month
-of inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during
-the summer.
-
-The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the
-Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house
-in Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through
-Goldsmith's, and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was
-very eloquent in his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who,
-he said, in spite of the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an
-impostor calling himself his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to
-receive the dedication of the new comedy. Burke, who understood the
-temperament of his countryman, felt that he himself might surpass in
-eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he took for his text the magnanimity
-of the author of “The Good Natured Man.” He, however, refrained from the
-attempt to prove to his companion that there were other ways by which a
-man could gain a reputation for generosity than by permitting the most
-distinguished writer of the age to dedicate a comedy to him.
-
-Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits,
-quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds
-was as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at
-a corner so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of
-ear-shot, he laid his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he
-said--
-
-“You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best
-friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy--the greatest
-genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, and there
-never will be another such.”
-
-“Sir,” said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon
-his face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that
-you are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it,
-but as for the rascality--well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both
-a great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for
-example, but----”
-
-“Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a
-device as that bow which you made, Davy,” said Reynolds. “It presented
-before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths--all made in the same fashion
-as our friend on in front, and all striving---and not unsuccessfully,
-either--to maintain the family tradition of the Goldsmith bow. And
-then your imitation of your imitation of the same movement--how did we
-contain ourselves--Burke and I?”
-
-“You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?” said Garrick.
-
-“I'm convinced that he did.”
-
-“But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.”
-
-“You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was
-tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.”
-
-“You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not
-certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to
-him and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson
-and never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.”
-
-“You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain,
-David.”
-
-“It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device,
-my friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant,
-Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are
-others who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man
-to offer an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.”
-
-“He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.”
-
-“And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to
-attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a
-man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow
-a bad word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole
-dozen could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our
-friend Mr. Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of
-generosity because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at
-them, but preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I
-would rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of
-a dozen yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such
-as Bunbury. On the same principle, I have no particular liking to be
-preserved to make sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that
-literary three-decker, Johnson.”
-
-“I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old
-schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.”
-
-“That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up
-my mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an
-actor being a degrading-one--about an actor being on the level with a
-fiddler--nay, one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old
-schoolmaster a more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it
-is probable that he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain
-truths which were told to him by the Dean.”
-
-“And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to
-Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled
-by that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking
-characteristics of the Goldsmith family.”
-
-“Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour--declaring that he had
-never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?”
-
-“Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were
-magnanimous, David--as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an arm,
-plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a grain
-or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I have
-seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest
-commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal
-force the immorality of the whole proceeding.”
-
-They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith
-and Burke--the former still talking eagerly--having waited for them to
-come up.
-
-“Gentlemen,” said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed
-way to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some
-refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an
-opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady
-Betty Hamilton.”
-
-“_O matre pulchra filia pulchrior_” said Goldsmith; but there was not
-much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been
-the loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of
-Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll.
-
-Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's
-servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out
-by the servant.
-
-He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick.
-
-“Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,” he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness
-for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your
-absence.”
-
-“Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,” said Sir Joshua.
-“I cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.”
-
-“The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the
-picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made
-a point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside
-when she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.”
-
-“I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself
-to your Lordship's eye,” said Sir Joshua.
-
-“The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,” said the young man, but
-with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also
-a beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side
-of the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick--two birds with the one stone, you
-know?”
-
-“True, sir,” said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.”
-
-“That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,” said the young
-man. “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at
-the Pantheon to-night.”
-
-“Is it not a mask?” said Garrick.
-
-“Nay, finer sport even than that,” laughed the youth. “We are going to
-do more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in
-twenty years, sir.”
-
-“At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?” inquired Garrick.
-
-“Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,”
- cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be
-acquainted with them?”
-
-“Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick.
-
-“I have often longed for that privilege,” said Lord Stanley, bowing
-in reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the
-Marriage Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always
-been my favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another,
-Dr. Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so
-distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me
-invite you all to the Pantheon--here are tickets to the show. You will
-give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night when
-Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.”
-
-“Alas, my Lord,” said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of
-Mr. Col-man.”
-
-“What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless,
-you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to
-act my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.”
-
-He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with
-an air of mystery.
-
-“What does he mean?” asked Reynolds.
-
-“That is what I have been asking myself,” replied Garrick. “By heavens,
-I have it!” he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard
-rumours of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers
-of the Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of
-Vauxhall and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the
-entrance of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the
-leader of the scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also
-one of the plot. Let us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss
-being-present for the world.”
-
-“I am not so eager,” said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early
-in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to
-be on foot.”
-
-“I have not, thank heaven!” cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith,
-I'll swear. As for Burke--well, being a member of Parliament, he is a
-seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.”
-
-“We need a frolic,” cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough
-dinner at the Crown and Anchor.”
-
-“An Irishman and a frolic are like--well, let us say like Lady Betty and
-your macaw, Sir Joshua,” said Burke. “They go together very naturally.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-Sir Joshua entered his house, and the others hastened northward to the
-Oxford road, where the Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a
-year for the entertainment of the fashionable world--a more fashionable
-world, it was hoped, than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh
-and Vauxhall. From a hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and
-fashion sought their entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly
-Rooms when the weather failed to allow of their meeting at the two great
-public gardens. But as the government of the majority of these places
-invariably became lax--there was only one Beau Nash who had the
-cleverness to perceive that an autocracy was the only possible form of
-government for such assemblies--the committee of the Pantheon determined
-to frame so strict a code of rules, bearing upon the admission of
-visitors, as should, they believed, prevent the place from falling to
-the low level of the gardens.
-
-In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda,
-there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically
-excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to
-maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the
-most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed
-to enter.
-
-The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions
-as eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were
-sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going
-to those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such
-persons understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be
-optimists in regard to the question of the possibility of combining
-Puritanism and promiscuous entertainments terminating long after
-midnight. They hailed the arrival of the time when innocent recreation
-would not be incompatible with the display of the richest dresses or the
-most sumptuous figures.
-
-But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on
-the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The
-best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that
-the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them
-published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks
-artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility
-of actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually
-scandalous.
-
-While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and
-declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their
-resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who
-affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying
-out of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make
-the management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in
-endeavouring to discriminate between the classes of their patrons.
-
-When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the
-thoroughfare was then called, the result of this meeting was making
-itself felt. The road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for
-something unusual to occur, though of what form it was to assume no
-one seemed to be aware. The crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They
-cheered heartily every coach that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed
-ladies to the Pantheon and to other and less public entertainments.
-They waved their hats over the chairs which, similarly burdened, went
-swinging along between the bearers, footmen walking on each side
-and link-boys running in advance, the glare of their torches giving
-additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows who had the
-chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an officer of the
-Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and occasionally a
-jostling match took place between some supercilious young beau and the
-apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force his way.
-More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of the
-lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the
-next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing
-with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury.
-Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick,
-drew his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the
-crowd. It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a
-space was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was
-thrown to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy
-dropped upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the
-crowd cheered and jeered in turn.
-
-At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the
-frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a
-dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to
-use both.
-
-But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road,
-all the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object,
-and there was a cry of, “Here they come--here she comes--a cheer for
-Mrs. Baddeley!”
-
-“O Lord,” cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia
-Baddeley for their experiment!”
-
-“Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,” said Goldsmith.
-“They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs.
-Baddeley. There are many gradations in colour between black and white.”
-
-“But not between black and White's,” said Burke. “This notion is well
-worthy of the wit of White's.”
-
-“Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,” said
-Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it
-cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.”
-
-“That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene
-as this,” said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week
-after to-night.”
-
-“By my soul!” cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double
-that sum to be safe at home in bed.”
-
-The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley,
-the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way
-through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance
-in front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold
-and silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of
-gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed,
-and they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one
-side was the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr.
-Hanger, equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was
-immediately behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of
-the lady's escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage.
-
-The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was
-seated, smiling----“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,” Burke
-remarked.
-
-“Oh, yes,” cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am
-fortunate in having her in my new comedy.”
-
-“The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,” said
-Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for
-several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress.
-
-“And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of
-the Duchesses,” said Burke.
-
-“My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's
-sway,” said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band
-will emancipate him.”
-
-“If so he is in error,” said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never
-let him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady
-Betty.”
-
-“Till then, do you say?” said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he
-will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had
-a very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady
-is most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to
-Reynolds.”
-
-The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to
-Lady Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be
-a _fait accompli_; but there were rumours that the young man had of
-late been making an effort to release himself--that it was only with
-difficulty the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon
-her daughter, whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds.
-
-The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the
-crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and
-friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of
-dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also
-gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were
-plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon.
-
-It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession
-that a voice cried--
-
-“Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow
-them to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!” The
-discordant note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment
-a seasonable one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town.
-
-The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up
-a shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a
-Methodist service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with
-which the early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another
-direction a ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as
-well as men; but above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the
-preacher was heard.
-
-“By my soul,” said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I
-should like to find some one who would give me a play with such a
-scene.”
-
-A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in
-the act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned
-suddenly round.
-
-“I'll take your order, sir,” he cried. “Only you will have to pay me
-handsomely.”
-
-“What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the
-escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?” said Garrick.
-
-“Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,” cried Captain Horneck--Goldsmith's
-“Captain in lace.”
-
-“If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he
-would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to
-my Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would
-happen.” Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,” he
-cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for
-your new comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not
-wearing the peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to
-be resisted, whatever you wear.”
-
-“You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,” said
-Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs
-stop at the porch of the Pantheon.”
-
-“As a matter of course you will come,” said young Horneck. “Let us
-hasten out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin
-to preach!”
-
-He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his
-arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as
-they could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his
-companion, that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but
-for the fact that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord
-Albemarle, and that his mother had entreated him not to do anything that
-might jeopardise the match.
-
-“You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,” said Garrick.
-
-“Nay,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the
-means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort
-would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that
-his act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.”
-
-“You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,” said the Captain.
-“Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole.
-But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty
-and the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.”
-
-“Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,” said Burke.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-The party found, on approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being
-under the guidance of Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have
-had considerable difficulty getting near the porch of the building,
-where the crowds were most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed
-his way quite good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the
-people, and was followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little
-way behind. But as soon as the latter couple came within the light of
-the hundred lamps which hung around the porch, they were recognised and
-cheered by the crowd, who made a passage for them to the entrance just
-as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was set down.
-
-The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed
-in front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a
-line on each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped
-out--she could not be persuaded to do so for some time--and walked
-between the ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered
-the points of their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy
-than they would have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at
-that period were doing their best to obtain some recognition.
-
-Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business” of the part which she had
-to play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding
-herself confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick
-standing at one side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he
-bowed with exquisite irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit
-was too much for her. Forgetting that she was playing the part of a
-_grande dame_, she turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her
-hands--one holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan--crying--
-
-“La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's
-the prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?”
-
-“Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,” said Garrick
-gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the
-porch.
-
-The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely
-serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan
-collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the
-side of the lady.
-
-“Madam,” he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon.
-What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady
-visitor?” he shouted to the liveried porter.
-
-“Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,”
- replied the man.
-
-“Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,” said the young
-gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.”
-
-“I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,” replied the man.
-
-“Nay, Mr. Hanger,” replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the
-cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.”
-
-“Gentlemen,” cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not
-your will that we should come in active contest with the representatives
-of authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that
-our honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?” When
-the cries of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the
-responsibility for bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords
-to the front! You will touch no man with a point unless he oppose you.
-Should a constable assault any of this company you will run him through
-without mercy. Now, gentlemen.”
-
-In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and
-in that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few
-moments stood irresolute, but then--the points of a dozen swords were
-within a yard of their breasts--lowered their staves and slipped quietly
-aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt to
-withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily
-went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart.
-
-To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from
-the thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort
-walked through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being
-sheathed at the entrance.
-
-It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the
-rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some
-of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to
-look scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave
-the assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose
-first husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively
-plain, in spite of their masks of paint and powder.
-
-The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of
-her daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been
-twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess
-of Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of
-a body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob
-anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had
-no touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her
-complexion, and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add
-to their silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the
-cold whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose.
-The solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that
-she made with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that
-lovely woman.
-
-Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were
-small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the
-Duchess's elegance and distinction.
-
-Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at
-the lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her
-body guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her,
-they exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess
-even smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster
-shrugged her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a
-Frenchwoman.
-
-Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance
-also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying--
-
-“Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set
-her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be
-frightened away.”
-
-Captain Horneck had gone up to his _fiancee_.
-
-“You were not in that creature's train, I hope,” said the lady.
-
-“I? Dear child, for what do you take me?” he said. “No, I certainly was
-not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-“If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven
-you the impropriety,” said she.
-
-(She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than
-a year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.)
-
-By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and
-now returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where
-Mrs. Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers.
-
-“Madam,” said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you
-their sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and
-to express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour
-them by your patronage.”
-
-And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the
-management, with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling
-actress.
-
-“And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,” said Lord Stanley. “She
-agreed to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.”
-
-“She can take very good care of herself,” said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat
-curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to
-underrate the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to
-divide the honours attached to her position with another woman, much
-less with one who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself.
-“Mrs. Abington is a little timid, my Lord,” she continued; “she may not
-find herself quite at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place,
-to be sure; but for my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better
-taste.”
-
-But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was
-conveyed to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of
-the honours which were being done to the lady who had entered the room,
-and when this news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through
-the porch to the side of her sister actress.
-
-And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll
-and Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two
-actresses, offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them
-frequently at the assemblies in the rotunda.
-
-The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the
-condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged
-their shoulders once more.
-
-Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was
-disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew
-that the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the
-Duchess's daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity
-of mothers with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible
-suitors were growing scarce?
-
-Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played
-under his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy,
-and he was compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more
-highly finished exhibition of this form of art.
-
-His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs.
-Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he
-liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to
-remain in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious
-to see what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and
-his friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the
-part of the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke,
-he heard a merry voice behind him saying--
-
-“Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the
-Pantheon?”
-
-“Nay,” cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing
-of a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth
-century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on
-the Oxford road.”
-
-He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a
-handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised.
-
-“Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride--and my sweet Little Comedy!” he cried, as
-the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act
-of making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and
-Katherine--the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam,
-I am your servant--and don't I look your servant, too,” he added,
-remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress.
-
-“You look always the same good friend,” said the lady.
-
-“Nay,” laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take
-care, for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it
-is not that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something
-gorgeous. What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?”
-
-(His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and
-Bun-burys.)
-
-“Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your
-company, madam,” said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But
-a peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after
-to-night.” He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses
-and their admirers.
-
-Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down.
-
-“The air is tainted,” said Goldsmith, solemnly.
-
-“Yes,” said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you
-say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.”
-
-“I said not so, madam,” cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As
-amusing---amusing----”
-
-“As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,”
- protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?”
-
-“Oh, undoubtedly those were his words--only he did not utter them,”
- replied the Jessamy Bride.
-
-“There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such
-witnesses!” said Mrs. Bunbury.
-
-“I could deny nothing to two such faces,” said Goldsmith, “even though
-one of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius
-weeping over the Pantheon.”
-
-“And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for
-it?” she inquired, with her chin in the air.
-
-“Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,”
- said Goldsmith.
-
-“Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,” cried the young
-lady.
-
-“Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,” said
-Oliver.
-
-“That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,”
- remarked Mary.
-
-“And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the
-Pantheon without the knowledge of his biographer,” cried her sister,
-with an air of worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well
-qualified to be an exponent.
-
-“'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to
-the Royal Academy of Arts,” said a lady who had come up with Burke at
-that moment--a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every
-movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour.
-
-Goldsmith bowed low--again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which
-Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest
-unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot.
-
-“In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,” Goldsmith began, but seeing the
-ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and
-the compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur.
-
-“Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr.
-Goldsmith?” said Mrs. Thrale.
-
-“Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by
-declining to argue out the matter with you,” said the Professor of
-Ancient History.
-
-Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's
-quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed
-in her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention
-to the words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who,
-moreover, declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in
-accepting her patronage.
-
-She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms--most
-of which had been said at least once before--at the expense of the
-Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more
-busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the
-injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her _jeux d'esprit_,
-she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the
-benefit of her remarks.
-
-Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy,
-pointing out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when,
-suddenly turning in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing
-behind her mother, the jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the
-expression of dismay--worse than dismay--which was on the girl's face as
-she gazed across the rotunda.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-Goldsmith followed the direction of her eyes and saw that their object
-was a man in the uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs.
-Abingdon. He was a showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence
-of some dissipated years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his
-bearing.
-
-Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck
-and gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant--only for an
-instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to
-the girl across the room.
-
-Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become
-white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after
-the lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy
-of feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been
-a witness of a _rencontre_ which evidently was painful to her; but
-he spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely
-noticeable imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them;
-and, professing himself woefully ignorant as to the _personnel_ of the
-majority of the people who were present, inquired first what was the
-name of a gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently
-interested ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that
-elaborate bow.
-
-Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star,
-but after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head.
-
-“I have never seen him before,” she said. “I don't think he can be
-any one in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually
-nobodies--until we come to know them.”
-
-“That is quite reasonable,” said he. “It is a distinction to become your
-friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor
-at the Academy are forgotten.”
-
-His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her
-attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse.
-
-“Heavens, child!” she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?”
-
-“What should be the matter with me?” said Mary. “What, except--oh, this
-place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and
-well ventilated at all times!”
-
-“My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,” said
-Bunbury.
-
-“No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a
-moment,” said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's
-sake don't stare so, child,” she added to her sister, making a pitiful
-attempt to laugh.
-
-“But, my dear----” began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by Mary.
-
-“Nay,” she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and--well, every
-one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the faintness
-has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's company?
-Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a fuss.
-Lend me your arm, if you please.”
-
-“With all pleasure in life,” cried Oliver.
-
-He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how
-greatly she was trembling.
-
-When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister
-and Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that,
-immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer
-who had bowed to her.
-
-“Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,” she said. “Take me
-somewhere--some place away from here--any place away from here.”
-
-He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one
-sconce with wax candles was alight.
-
-“Why should you tremble, my dear girl?” said he. “What is there to be
-afraid of? I am your friend--you know that I would die to save you from
-the least trouble.”
-
-“Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?” she cried. “I am in no
-trouble--only for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you
-did not come in the bloom-tinted coat after all.”
-
-He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was
-broken only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's
-song--the hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the
-rotunda and around the galleries.
-
-At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying--
-
-“I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend--I wonder what
-you think of your Jessamy Bride.”
-
-“I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,” said he tenderly.
-“But if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may
-be able to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a
-moment. Why, what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry
-in France together?”
-
-“Nothing--nothing has happened--I give you my word upon it,” she
-said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be
-frightened--no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, have
-not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could not
-understand--psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. Goldsmith;
-girls are foolish creatures.”
-
-“Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?”
- said he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence?
-Think if it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs
-are concerned, but I feel that for others--for you, my dear--ah, child,
-don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its
-poignancy is blunted?”
-
-“I have never had consolation except from you,” said the girl. “But
-this--this--oh, my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's
-soul to enable you to write those lines--
-
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly,
-
- And finds too late. . . '?”
-
-There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to
-his forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked
-slowly away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than
-a dozen steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of
-indecision, hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying--
-
-“I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.”
-
-“Yes,” she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is
-evil about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their
-own destruction, but by women.”
-
-She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again.
-
-“Let us go away,” she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner
-of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever
-any singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song!
-I would pay fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her
-efforts.” Her laugh had a shrill note that caused it to sound very
-pitiful to the man who heard it.
-
-He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was
-standing with Burke and her son.
-
-“I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,” said Mrs.
-Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.”
-
-“Oh, no; I have missed no note of it--no note. Was there ever anything
-so delicious--so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went homeward,
-mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.”
-
-“At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!”
- said Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her
-mother's keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!”
-
-“Mary was always a wise little person,” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“Wise? Oh, let us go home!” said the girl wearily.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,” said her
-mother.
-
-Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the
-janitor to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach.
-
-He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder
-lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the
-girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could
-hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny.
-
-The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went
-out into the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While
-Goldsmith was in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was
-furtively glancing around, and before she had got into a position for
-seating herself by the side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so
-clumsy a way that several of the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated,
-bowing awkwardly, and, to crown his stupidity, he turned round so
-rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran violently full-tilt against a
-gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to the side of the chariot as if
-to take leave of the ladies.
-
-The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and
-staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until
-the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered
-wig, was barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his
-awkwardness.
-
-“Curse you for a lout!” cried the officer.
-
-Goldsmith put his hat on his head.
-
-“Look you, sir!” he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for
-the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to
-say as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir--Oliver
-Goldsmith--and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that we
-are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you
-may be.”
-
-The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging
-cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish,
-shouted “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke
-forever!” For both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as
-they were in society.
-
-While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman,
-in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders,
-stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand.
-Then he turned to his opponent, saying--
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you
-can let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.”
-
-“Or if it suits you better, sir,” said another gentleman coming to
-Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord
-Clare.”
-
-“My Lord,” cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no
-quarrel with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in
-the heat of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman
-might not make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I
-have the honour to wish your Lordship good-night.”
-
-He bowed and made his exit.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-When Goldsmith reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting
-him a letter from Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let
-him know that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his
-comedy which had been in rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman,
-felt they were right in doing so, as the failure of the piece was so
-inevitable. He hoped that Dr. Goldsmith would be discreet enough to
-sanction its withdrawal while its withdrawal was still possible.
-
-He read this letter--one of several which he had received from Colman
-during the week prophesying disaster--without impatience, and threw it
-aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save the
-expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken
-his lines--
-
- “When lovely woman stoops to folly,
-
- And finds too late....”
-
-“Too late----” She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had broken,
-as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had broken,
-when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is enshrined for
-all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress of tears. It
-would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in her eyes.
-Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice....
-
-What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl
-who had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other
-human being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had
-shown themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing
-himself on the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when
-Little Comedy married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him
-which had begun at Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he
-spent at the Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his
-life.
-
-But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy
-Bride,” drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt
-from the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature--that
-in her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy
-which he sought. More than once she had proved to him that she
-recognised the greatness of his nature--his simplicity, his generosity,
-the tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his
-trustfulness, that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his
-intolerance of hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was
-the note of the most successful productions of the day. Above all,
-he felt that she recognised his true attitude in relation to English
-literature. If he was compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order
-to earn his daily bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English
-literature. How nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,” “The
-Vicar of Wakefield,” “The Deserted Village,” and “The Good Natured
-Man” testified at intervals. He felt that he was the truest poet, the
-sincerest dramatist, of the period, and he never allowed the work which
-he was compelled to do for the booksellers to turn him aside from his
-high aims.
-
-It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood
-what his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of
-the world. She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she
-understood him and sympathised with him.
-
-As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of
-her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the
-time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied
-her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered
-how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a
-long visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look
-of gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her
-with a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield” was the book, and she had said--
-
-“You can never, never know what it has been to me--what it has done
-for me.” Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude--of
-affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes
-had overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not
-be easily severed.
-
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-
-But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's
-song.
-
-What was he to think of her?
-
-One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then,
-on glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had
-changed from one of merriment to one of despair--the despair of a bird
-that finds itself in the net of the fowler.
-
-What was he to think of her?
-
-He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of
-her, but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt
-certain, brought about her change of mood.
-
-It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to
-guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him
-going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest
-means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep
-the man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most
-rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose.
-
-Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary
-it had proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the
-girls, and he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to
-regard the occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run
-the man through some vital part.
-
-What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the
-very sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him,
-and his too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number
-of answers to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no
-ill of her. He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly
-good. He felt that her concern was on account of some one else who
-might be in the power of that man. He knew how generous she was--how
-sympathetic. He had told her some of his own troubles, and though he did
-so lightly, as was his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing
-of them. Might it not then be that the trouble which affected her was
-not her own, but another's?
-
-Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the
-incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind.
-
-Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow
-whose appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had
-escaped with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an
-ordinary shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how
-he had declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a
-man he would have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but
-design, and would have been ready to fight.
-
-Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of
-the man would be a step in the right direction.
-
-It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the
-morning that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which
-contained some unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the
-details of the news, but he was certain that on receiving it he had a
-definite idea that it was unpleasant. When he now read Colman's
-letter for the second time he found that his recollection of his first
-impression was not at fault. It was just his luck: no man was in the
-habit of writing more joyous letters or receiving more depressing than
-Goldsmith.
-
-He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable
-mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those
-to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He
-could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said,
-dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the
-stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best
-interests to be connected with a failure.
-
-This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith.
-
-“Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has
-not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?” he said.
-
-“It might be in respect to most plays, sir,” replied Colman; “but in
-regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to
-anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in
-this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.”
-
-“I shall try to bear both with fortitude,” said Goldsmith quietly,
-though he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his
-gratuitous predictions of failure--predictions which from the first his
-attitude in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should
-like to have a talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,” he added.
-
-“They are in the green room,” said the manager. “I must say that I was
-in hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work
-would enable you to see your way to withdraw it.”
-
-“I decline to withdraw it, sir,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“I have been a manager now for some years,” said Colman, “and, speaking
-from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without
-hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so
-complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that
-was ever wrote.”
-
-“That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to
-appreciate,” said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that
-what the people want nowadays is a novelty?”
-
-“Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of
-yours is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's
-the novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words,
-sir, the bringing on of that vulgar young boor--what's the fellow's
-name?--Lumpkin, in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the
-refinement and sensibility of the period--the fellow who talks of his
-bear only dancing to the genteelest of tunes--all this, Dr. Goldsmith,
-I pledge you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an
-early fall of the curtain.”
-
-“An early fall of the curtain?”
-
-“Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene
-beyond that of your pothouse to be set.”
-
-“Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not
-a pothouse.”
-
-“The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.”
-
-“Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not
-apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad
-through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit.
-Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.”
-
-“Of _your_ play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a
-share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for
-having anything to do with its production.”
-
-“If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in
-respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act
-with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.”
-
-Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's
-office and went to the green room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-The attitude of Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping
-with the traditions of the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it
-so contrary to the traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like
-the rest of his profession--not even excepting Garrick--possessed only a
-small amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented
-to them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his
-own acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted
-blank verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional
-lines, with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack
-of human nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and
-he could see no reason why he should substitute for them anything more
-natural. He had no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure
-a comedy founded upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious
-sentimentality of an artificial age.
-
-He had produced “The Good Natured Man” some years before, and had made
-money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who
-had condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that
-play were still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading
-characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but
-actually intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named
-provisionally “The Mistakes of a Night,” he at first declined to have
-anything to do with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential
-friends--friends who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised
-his genius when he was living in a garret and before he had written
-anything beyond a few desultory essays--and they brought all their
-influence to bear upon the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the
-comedy, but laid it aside for several months, and only grudgingly, at
-last, consented to put it in rehearsal.
-
-Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best
-to depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging
-his shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant
-to allow certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written
-them.
-
-This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position
-than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was
-soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a
-half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur.
-
-At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young
-Marlow, threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was
-serious in his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment
-Goldsmith assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract
-with the manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same
-contract by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was
-handed over to Lee Lewes.
-
-After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make
-the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every
-chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the
-manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every
-possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined
-to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he
-provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually
-encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints
-regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said
-he was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up
-their parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued
-rehearsing.
-
-When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of
-conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He
-knew that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could
-not doubt what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round
-and go back to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw
-the play. The temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of
-determination which had carried him through many difficulties--that
-spirit which Reynolds appreciated and had embodied in his portrait--came
-to his aid. He walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with
-both Woodward and Mrs. Abington.
-
-“I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr.
-Colman,” he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious
-step without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr.
-Colman will be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an
-agreement with me to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he
-will therefore sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick
-will, I hope, honour me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs.
-Bulk-ley that of Miss Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the
-rehearsal.”
-
-The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by
-the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and
-who had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now
-began to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had
-been a fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched
-garret knew what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate
-to kick downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him
-employment as a libeller.
-
-“Sir,” cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to
-him--“Sir, you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will
-not be my fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success.
-You have been badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your
-ill-treatment nobly. For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to
-appear in your piece.”
-
-“Madam,” said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for
-ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and
-gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to
-assert that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I
-shall regard as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has
-passed I know that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection
-of the opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the
-success of this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward
-circumstances incidental to its birth.”
-
-He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly
-that he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors:
-they reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course,
-caused them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith.
-
-“You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,” said Shuter,
-who was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle.
-
-“You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,” said Goldsmith.
-“Lord, sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident
-was to happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned
-to a certainty.”
-
-The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place.
-Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening
-influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were
-acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith
-that none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet
-the members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption
-that its failure was inevitable.
-
-On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had
-since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers
-to dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at
-a wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake
-during the greater part of the night.
-
-The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her
-eyes at the same moment had yet to be explained.
-
-He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his
-elbow resting on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After
-half-an-hour's thought his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens.
-Picking one up with a sigh, he began to write.
-
-Verse after verse appeared upon the paper--the love-song of a man who
-feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only
-consolation in life is love.
-
-After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again
-rested his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he
-had written. His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected
-sincerity when every one around him was engaged in composing verses
-which were regarded worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were
-artificial.
-
-He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to
-Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would
-she be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his
-delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became
-known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had
-enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper
-feeling?
-
-His heart sank as he asked himself the question.
-
-“How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?” he
-muttered. “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is
-the chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should
-he himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life
-that the man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to
-live in loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was
-struck blind--a great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from
-love receives no pity--no pity on earth--no pity in heaven.”
-
-He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for
-an hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper
-which he had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it.
-He did not tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand
-to the desk and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making
-the torn edge rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of
-a woman whose lover was beside her--that was what the quivering motion
-suggested to the poet who watched it.
-
-“And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!” he said.
-“Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!”
-
-He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts,
-where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished
-men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew
-that friendship could afford him no solace.
-
-He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like
-giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-For the next two days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes
-in his play as were suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals.
-The alterations were not radical, but he felt that they would be
-improvements, and his judgment was rarely at fault. Moreover, he was
-quick to perceive in what direction the strong points and the weak
-points of the various members of the company lay, and he had no
-hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them a better chance
-of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman called the
-“pot-house scene” would he change, not a word of the scene where the
-farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow to be
-omitted.
-
-Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems
-to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee
-house talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the
-fate that was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he
-not adopted this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become
-aware, as they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy.
-When it was produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the
-manager up to ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a
-new set of lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject.
-
-But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some
-of them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not
-hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he
-might not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not
-possibly be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a
-pity, one of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be
-so easily avoided?
-
-To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand
-or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written
-it, he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the
-medium of these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the
-verdict of the playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on
-those scenes so early in the play was that the playgoers might know not
-to expect a sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a
-natural school of comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of
-the manners of the day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only
-the broadest and heartiest fun.
-
-“If the scenes are ungenteel,” said he, “it is because nature is made
-up of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less
-interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin
-when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a
-greater favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest
-gentleman who ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely
-on the ear of a boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not
-interfere with his romping.”
-
-He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point
-on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when
-he did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from
-his over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others--a disability
-which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in
-consequence, delightfully fluent.
-
-On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast,
-he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that
-the Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some
-degree of apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might
-think he looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he
-was by her side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her.
-The words still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it
-would pain her to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite
-content that matters should remain as they were. Whatever the words
-might have meant, it was impossible that they could mean anything that
-might cause him to think of her with less reverence and affection.
-
-He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to
-find out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom
-there came to his ears the sound of laughter--such laughter as caused
-him to remark to the servant--
-
-“I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.”
-
-“Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour,
-sir,” replied Ralph.
-
-“I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been
-entertaining them,” said Goldsmith.
-
-Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the
-entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat.
-
-The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been
-keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits
-of laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an
-amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him
-much manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the
-imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the
-details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis
-entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working
-laboriously at his “Animated Nature.”
-
-“Good morning, sir, good morning,” he cried, pretending to take off
-his gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect
-self-possession, previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now
-mind you don't sit there, Dr. Goldsmith,” he continued, raising a
-warning finger. A little motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis,
-with his mincing ways, was transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy
-and self-conscious in the presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy
-politeness to get him a chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very
-one on which the man had placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you
-about?”--once more Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to
-be careful about that chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it?
-Sir, that excuse is a mere quibble--a mere quibble. This must not occur
-again, or I shall be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then,
-my good sir? Now to business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man
-to make me a cup of chocolate--with milk, sir--plenty of milk, and two
-lumps of sugar--plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a
-patriot--none of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think
-on't, your laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for
-me; and mind you tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in
-it”--this shouted half-way out of the door through which he had shown
-Goldsmith hurrying with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate.
-Then came the monologue of the amanuensis strolling about the room,
-passing his sneering remarks at the furniture--opening a letter which
-had just come by post, and reading it _sotto voce_. It was supposed to
-be from Filby, the tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform
-in which Dr. Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the
-Haymarket would be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith
-had made up his mind as to the exact orders which he meant to
-wear, ending with a compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and
-discrimination in choosing a costume which was so well adapted to
-his physique, and a humble suggestion that it should be worn upon the
-occasion of the first performance of the new comedy, when the writer
-hoped no objection would be raised to the hanging of a board in front of
-the author's box with “Made by Filby” printed on it.
-
-Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain
-words--giving an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here
-and there, and finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a
-postscript alluding to the length of time that had passed since the
-writer had received a payment on account, could not have been surpassed.
-The effect of the comedy upon the people in the room was immeasurably
-heightened by the entrance of Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick,
-as the amanuensis, immediately walked to him gravely with the scrap of
-paper which had done duty as the letter, in his hand, asking him if what
-was written there in black and white about the field-marshal's uniform
-was correct, and if he meant to agree to Filby's request to wear it on
-the first night of the comedy.
-
-Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu
-entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit
-of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that
-more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful
-issue a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager
-of a playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why
-should not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?”
-
-The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew
-that Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment,
-and would not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In
-an instant, however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious
-amanuensis, and became David Garrick, crying--
-
-“Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to
-reply to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of
-your experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with
-nature.”
-
-Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated
-at the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much
-what might follow.
-
-At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in
-the room.
-
-“Come, sir,” said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty
-civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we
-cannot keep the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the
-booksellers, 'tis the world we think of. What is this?”--picking up an
-imaginary paper--“'The derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed
-the ingeniousness of many able writers, but there can be no doubt in
-the mind of any one who has seen that noble creature, as I have, in
-its native woods, careering nimbly from branch to branch of the largest
-trees in search of the butterflies, which form its sole food, that
-the name elephant is but a corruption of elegant, the movements of the
-animal being as singularly graceful as its shape is in accordance with
-all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is mighty fine, but your
-style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' should be himself
-both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon should himself
-be a buffoon.”
-
-In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes,
-leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis
-as to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer
-and warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked
-Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the
-imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then
-the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked--
-
-“The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis!
-Lord! what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to
-dictate to his amanuensis?”
-
-Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house,
-around the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household
-in roars of laughter--as one delightful member of the household has
-recorded--over his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of
-Dr. Johnson.
-
-“And all this,” said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I
-told him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment
-he sat down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I
-knew he saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea
-and send him away.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-Goldsmith was delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from
-care. He had gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear
-that she was unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry
-a mood as he had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at
-dinner, and he was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the
-mysterious mood that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon.
-
-She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told
-him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though
-she said that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the
-intention of the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go
-together to the theatre and demand its immediate production on the
-finest scale possible.
-
-“There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence
-Colman in that respect,” said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured
-to talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not
-his intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be
-played for longer than a small portion of one evening.”
-
-“The monster!” cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I
-feel about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will
-tolerate his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs
-some one to be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him
-how contemptible he is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him.
-The occasion is one that demands the powers of a man who has a whole
-dictionary at his back--yes, Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten
-that if he does not behave handsomely he will, in his next edition of
-the Dictionary, define a scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps
-an author in suspense for months, and then produces his comedy so
-ungenerously as to make its failure a certainty. But, no, your play
-will be the greater success on account of its having to overcome all the
-obstacles which Mr. Colman has placed in its way.”
-
-“I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be
-the greatest success of the century,” said he.
-
-“And so it will be--oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will--oh, we
-shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box
-and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed
-upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.”
-
-“You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to
-the remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a
-suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour
-upon an ill-treated author.”
-
-“I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least
-one of the two enterprises--the first being the changing of the mistakes
-of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the changing of
-the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager--ay, and of an
-author as well.”
-
-“Admirably spoke!” cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The
-Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.”
-
-“No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,” said she.
-“Oh, do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot
-hit upon a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath
-of laurel.” Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not
-far away, had put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a
-word or two of the girl's sentence.
-
-“I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,” said
-he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The
-Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?”
-
-“Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a
-Knight!'” said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did
-not like too many people to hear him make one.
-
-“'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get
-a better,” said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss
-Horneck to discover the better one.”
-
-“Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse
-and damn the play,” said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name,
-and if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the
-reprobation of all honest folk who detest an _alias_.”
-
-“Then that name shall stand,” said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir
-Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have
-it damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in
-England.”
-
-“That is very well said, indeed,” remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives
-evidence of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all
-should respect.”
-
-Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely,
-for she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase,
-but from the other end of the table there came quite an outburst of
-laughter. Garrick sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he
-was telling an imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room.
-
-Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to
-question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the
-story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should
-not be told for the benefit of the playgoers.
-
-A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner--his name was Colonel
-Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck--took
-up the question quite seriously.
-
-“For my part,” he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the
-story of Grouse in the gun-room.”
-
-“Is it possible, sir?” cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you
-are not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who
-asked him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was
-locked--that about every gun having a lock, and so forth?”
-
-“No, sir,” cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a
-familiar one. It seems interesting, too.”
-
-“Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,” said Garrick. “But you are an
-army man, Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the
-mess-table.”
-
-“I protest, sir,” said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that
-I fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog--I have myself known of
-sporting dogs called Grouse.”
-
-“Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,” cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray
-do not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man,
-and would feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr.
-Goldsmith was an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death
-severely.”
-
-“Then he is dead?” said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to
-the narrative.”
-
-“A particularly pathetic interest, sir,” said Garrick, shaking his head.
-“I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that
-that dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us--that the gunroom door
-is now open, but that within there is silence--no sound of the dear old
-feet that were wont to patter and potter--you will pardon my emotion,
-madam”--He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith
-became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured
-to assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology,
-did him honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now
-without seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had
-too high an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face
-perfectly grave, while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to
-suppress came from the napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti
-said something in Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the
-melancholy nature of the party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin,
-saying--
-
-“'T is selfish to repine, and he himself--dear old soul!--would be the
-last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in the
-gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy
-I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he
-delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well
-known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had
-no particular character in the neighbourhood.”
-
-“Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,” said the Colonel.
-
-“Well, if the truth must be told--but no, the man is dead and gone now,”
- cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all
-do, the nimbleness of his wit--the genial mirth which ran through the
-gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun
-is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse
-or two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet
-thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the
-comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not
-afraid to joke, sir, and----”
-
-“But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy
-read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never
-actually narrated, but only hinted at,” said Gwyn.
-
-“That makes little matter, sir,” said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould
-Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next
-year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.”
-
-“At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,” said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which
-Mr. Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of
-the story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.”
- Colonel Gwyn looked puzzled.
-
-“I protest, madam,” said he, “that up to the present--ah! I fear that
-the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to
-be led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind
-you--I fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but----”
-
-This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with
-laughter, which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel
-Gwyn's face was taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and
-then at Little Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never
-quite make out what was going on around her in that strange household
-where she had been thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the
-ultra-grave Garrick, and then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with
-a view of assuring him that she understood perfectly how he came to be
-merry.
-
-“Colonel Gwyn,” said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own
-reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate
-when to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet--ah, I perceive
-they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that,
-sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and
-the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I
-don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for
-some years.”
-
-He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining
-in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of
-the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun.
-
-When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little
-embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who
-was hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends
-every evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which
-chanced to be broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of
-port-glasses at his end of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom
-he cheered by telling him that he had already given a lesson to Woodward
-regarding the speaking of the prologue which he, Garrick, had written
-for the comedy. He said he believed Woodward would repeat the lines very
-effectively. When Goldsmith mentioned that Colman declined to have a
-single scene painted for the production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick
-were indignant.
-
-“You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,” said
-the latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the
-play to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it.
-
-“Ah, Davy, my friend,” Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in
-reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst--or the best. If
-the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal
-for the next year or two.”
-
-In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the
-entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a
-room.
-
-Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head
-and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting
-long sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was
-supposed to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment
-has survived, and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with
-Garrick repeating the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous
-change of expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with
-Goldsmith burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly
-amusing gestures the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed
-that Sir Joshua's guests were convulsed.
-
-After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two
-playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and
-did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines
-after the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous
-than that of the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an
-affecting passage from Addison's “Cato,” Goldsmith began to sing
-the song which he had been compelled to omit from the part of Miss
-Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course
-Garrick's gestures during the delivery of the song were marvellously
-ingenious, and an additional element of attraction was introduced by
-Dr. Burney, who hastily seated himself at the pianoforte and interwove a
-medley accompaniment, introducing all the airs then popular, but without
-prejudice to the harmonies of the accompaniment.
-
-Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this
-marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion
-caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees--he begged the
-lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was accustomed
-to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica shook her
-head.
-
-“Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,” said Sir Joshua to
-the Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of
-hearing her sing.”
-
-Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling
-Angelica.
-
-“Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!” she cried. “Will your Majesty
-condescend to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned
-to captivate our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to
-conquer our savage hearts by the exercise of another?”
-
-A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
-thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
-springing to his feet.
-
-“By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has
-given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has
-just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith
-communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this
-particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would
-not alter it now on any consideration.
-
-Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play
-gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret
-at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he
-believed the manager would play to perfection.
-
-But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the
-whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his
-customary emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer”
- could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and
-the rehearsal was proceeded with.
-
-“Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
-in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
-must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we
-may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
-filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?”
-
-“I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss
-Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
-topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as
-will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but
-to a whole archipelago of wit.”
-
-“Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of
-palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the
-presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
-it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
-is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
-playgoers.”
-
-“Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed
-Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal,
-and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
-critics.”
-
-Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
-Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
-opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
-his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
-critics.
-
-Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his
-servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every
-outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the
-broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed
-and applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons--especially the
-satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists--but it was the
-drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of Miss
-Horneck--
-
-“Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?”
-
-When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel
-Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much
-amazed as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage
-out of compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority
-regarding the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in
-the estimation of his company, remarked--
-
-“Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as
-generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the
-playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of
-your wit.”
-
-“I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent
-the instruction of Dr. Johnson,” said Goldsmith quietly.
-
-The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed
-it during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it
-became understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit
-their regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been
-originally cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the
-prologue, which Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told
-Goldsmith, he had already given a hint or two to Woodward.
-
-The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which
-Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who
-threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely
-thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the
-epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley
-declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she
-herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's
-ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies
-were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject;
-but Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple
-epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding
-the first performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was
-eventually spoken by Mrs. Bulkley.
-
-“It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an
-epilogue which will never be spoke,” sneered Colman when the last
-difficulties had been smoothed over.
-
-Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party,
-consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary
-Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production
-of the play--when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the
-niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny
-either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's
-almost caused him to break down.
-
-Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him.
-She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not
-hesitate for a moment.
-
-“I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,” she said; “my dress
-would be ruined.”
-
-He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation.
-
-“Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour
-of the play,” she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their
-dusters, and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one
-of the candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years
-contained such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr.
-Col-man for a curmudgeon.”
-
-“You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,”
- said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and
-I only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.”
-
-“It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this
-play, sir,” said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on
-Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.”
-
-“And above all,” said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success
-in order to put Colman in the wrong.”
-
-“That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is
-important to us all,” said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in
-the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be
-saved by Monday night.”
-
-“I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,” said
-Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a
-sense of my own unworthiness.”
-
-“You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,” cried
-Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to
-hear your play.”
-
-“I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who,
-when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care
-to send a guinea in advance,” said Goldsmith, and every one present knew
-that he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by
-Johnson on the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield” was sold.
-
-“And now,” said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the
-future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday
-previous to the performance.”
-
-“Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the
-success of the play,” said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would
-be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public
-had attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who
-know your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that
-our esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday
-night, sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour
-to have you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with
-us.”
-
-“You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what
-you mean better,” said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment
-coming from Dr. Johnson.”
-
-He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck
-walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter
-of a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character
-of Young Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had
-sufficiently recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how
-remarkable a character he had created.
-
-On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the
-St. James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found
-the author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a
-salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered
-with silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any
-mistake on this point.
-
-“Heavens!” cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear
-colours?”
-
-“Why not?” asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning
-to speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy
-should also be in black?”
-
-“Nay,” said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that
-you forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat
-of yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in
-front of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you
-hope that the King will command a performance.”
-
-Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous
-garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in
-dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it
-before throwing it over the back of a chair.
-
-“It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,”
- said he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.”
-
-He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with
-his friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson,
-Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already
-assembled.
-
-It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook
-hands twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the
-King of Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for
-regret with him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He
-expressed a hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have
-so depressing an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their
-enjoyment of his comedy.
-
-Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did
-not think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would
-be quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the
-frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after
-all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose
-name they had probably never heard.
-
-Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for
-the best, but still....
-
-Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of
-Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have
-heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their
-merriment.
-
-The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was
-concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat
-become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake
-of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the
-clock and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time
-to allow of their driving comfortably to the theatre.
-
-Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds
-that Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his
-nervousness, began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken
-at Lord Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took
-place daily in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave
-all his attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to
-him--not even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity
-College to his friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with
-him.
-
-While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the
-theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he
-had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant
-to have the omission repaired without delay.
-
-He never returned.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-The party remained in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter
-from the bar was sent for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was
-having his hat brushed, that his party were ready to leave the house,
-the man stated that Dr. Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in
-the direction of Pall Mall.
-
-“Psha! sir,” said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than
-a fool.” Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was.
-
-“Yes,” said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that
-ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and
-let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say
-the best comedy of a century.”
-
-“I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the
-playhouse?” said Richard Burke.
-
-“It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is
-concerned,” said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt
-is for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be
-looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen,
-Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a
-burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.”
-
-“You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the
-playhouse, sir,” said Johnson.
-
-“If I know anything of him, sir,” said Steevens, “the playhouse is just
-the place which he would most persistently avoid.” There was a long
-pause before Johnson said in his weightiest manner:
-
-“Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.”
-
-“That is very kind of you, sir,” replied Steevens. “But you may rest
-assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.”
-
-While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens
-hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood
-Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting
-alone in some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable
-failure of his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled
-him to hold out against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced,
-suffer a relapse when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and
-his naturally sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his
-life give place to a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him
-to put in an appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his
-friends. Steevens actually made up his mind that if he failed to find
-Goldsmith during the next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage
-on the Edgware road.
-
-He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house--from Jack's, in Dean
-street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster--but he failed to discover his
-friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this way; and all
-this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse--except
-the one box that held Cumberland and his friends--were greeting the
-brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably
-contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant
-authors had witnessed.
-
-The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens
-have imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous
-figure of Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with
-a hand behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and
-as phrase after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and
-vivified with numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken,
-he seems to shake the theatre with his laughter.
-
-Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge
-of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two
-notable figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather
-frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box.
-
-Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little
-Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the
-most notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare
-occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with
-laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which
-she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General
-Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and
-Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having
-lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom
-every one is so highly honouring at the moment.
-
-Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,” as one
-witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of
-having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth
-the resentment of the pit.
-
-In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few
-years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man” at “the other
-house,” sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented
-“Ossian.” He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him
-an impostor.
-
-The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her
-younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has
-for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from
-the pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact
-that Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his
-eyes fixed upon her--earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his
-_fiancée_ are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important
-box in the house Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may
-be gratified by beholding her. It does not so much matter about her
-husband, who once thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a
-concern whose operations represented the potentialities of wealth
-beyond the dreams of avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the
-Gunnings when she first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever
-recorded to the eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll,
-mindful of that trick which the cleverness of her mother turned to so
-good account, does not condescend to notice from her box, where she sits
-with Lady Betty Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though
-she is acquainted with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising
-between the acts.
-
-What a play! What spectators!
-
-We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought
-to those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with
-delight at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the
-little man with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal.
-
-Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality
-upon their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his
-biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed
-down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own!
-
-And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands
-nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in
-St. James's Park.
-
-Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching
-for him.
-
-“Don't speak, man, for God's sake,” cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but
-that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that
-the comedy is ended--that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in the
-middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is ended.”
-
-“Not I,” said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man,
-what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at
-the coffee house?”
-
-“I don't know what you speak of,” said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to
-hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play--don't fear to
-tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly twenty
-years; I am not easily dismayed.”
-
-“My dear friend,” said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to
-the playhouse unless you are in my company--I promised so much to Dr.
-Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving
-yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art,
-sir?”
-
-“What do you mean by that?”
-
-“I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise
-on the stage that you, and you only, can decide--are you willing to
-allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman,
-who is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true
-prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great
-man, too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I
-am convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?”
-
-“It shall not--it shall not!” cried Goldsmith after a short pause.
-“I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I
-have something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in
-this battle have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my
-friend--I'll go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to
-avert disaster.”
-
-They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was
-obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to
-Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of
-the play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence
-to insist on a scene being omitted--or, perhaps, a whole act; and
-nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect.
-
-When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his
-head out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the
-playhouse--that his worst fears were realized.
-
-“Nonsense!” cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other
-window. “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental
-to any performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on
-their boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy
-has yet to be damned.”
-
-When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage
-door, looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as
-if to see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the
-back of the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick,
-in the part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had
-driven her forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was
-within twenty yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights
-were far too strong; unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have
-failed to recognise the familiar features of the scene. The next moment
-there came a hiss--a solitary hiss from the boxes.
-
-“What's that, Mr. Colman?” whispered the excited author.
-
-“Psha! sir,” said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib
-when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?”
-
-“That's a lie,” said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as
-Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was
-assured from the first.”
-
-“By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend
-while I live!” said Goldsmith.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV.
-
-It was a lie, and surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever
-uttered. Goldsmith was soon made aware of this. The laughter that
-followed Tony Lumpkin's pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle
-was a highwayman was not the laugh of playgoers who have endured four
-acts of a dull play; it was the laugh of people who have been in a good
-humour for over two hours, and Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from
-their laughter that the people in every part of the house were following
-the comedy with extraordinary interest. Every point in the dialogue was
-effective--the exquisite complications, the broad fun, the innumerable
-touches of nature, all were appreciated by an audience whose expression
-of gratification fell little short of rapture.
-
-When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not
-return to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue
-was spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night.
-
-As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of
-speaking to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits,
-and from them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the
-first scene to the one which was being represented, the performance had
-been a succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every
-member of the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and
-scenery familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary
-success of the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the
-offensive terms of the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the
-audience, several of the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and
-cheering for some time--so much Goldsmith learned little by little at
-intervals from the actors.
-
-“I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my
-word; he has treated me cruelly--more cruelly than he has any idea
-of,” said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do
-anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes
-much to you, sir.”
-
-“Faith then, sir,” cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit
-will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr.
-Goldsmith.”
-
-“You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,” said Goldsmith.
-
-And so he had.
-
-When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue,
-Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs.
-Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head,
-and affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through
-half-closed eyes.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility,
-“I hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were
-foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray
-of you not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at
-having resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished
-sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I
-might have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.”
-
-“Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?” said he. “Nay, I have a
-part in my mind for you already--that is, if you will be good enough to
-accept it.”
-
-“Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!” cried the actress, offering him
-both her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr.
-Goldsmith.”
-
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-
-And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company
-and the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of
-congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter
-had filled the theatre.
-
-“We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr.
-Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,” said he.
-“You dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent,
-indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast.
-On the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding
-modesty good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make
-you a coxcomb.”
-
-“Oh, I hope not, sir,” said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,”
- cried Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are
-than your betters--I see it on your face, you rascal.”
-
-“And he has a right to think so,” said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr.
-Goldsmith, speak up, say something insulting to your betters.”
-
-“Certainly, madam,” said Goldsmith. “Where are they?”
-
-“Well said!” cried Edmund Burke.
-
-“Nay, sir,” said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough.
-We expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back
-garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.”
-
-His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake
-on the walls.
-
-Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand.
-She knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she
-was not mistaken.
-
-For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit
-and gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in
-the green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived
-the moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly
-imagined was an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the
-points in his comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian
-into Reynolds's ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the
-background with the Bunburys.
-
-So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in
-uniform had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind
-Mr. Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner,
-saying a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action,
-though it was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the
-girl, and perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes
-were turned upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her
-heart.
-
-He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out
-her inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the
-people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing
-was paying no attention to her.
-
-When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought
-it advisable to bring her prattle to a close.
-
-“Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried. “We have given you our ears for more
-than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.”
-
-“I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, you
-were remarking that----”
-
-“That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be
-compared to a boy who has robbed an orchard,” said the lady.
-
-“True--very true, madam,” said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp
-involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling
-beside her. She was not smiling.
-
-“Yes, 'tis true; but why?” cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice
-did not appeal to Goldsmith only.
-
-“Ah, yes; that's just it--why?” said he. Mary Horneck had turned away
-from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and
-Henry Bunbury were standing.
-
-“Why?” said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become
-suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because
-his booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in
-his pockets what he is not entitled to.”
-
-She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly
-did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the
-successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his
-attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had
-gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even
-more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room.
-
-“You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?” said Mr. Thrale.
-
-“Nay, sir!” cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed
-some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.”
-
-“What did I say, Goldy?” cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the
-presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?”
-
-“Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one
-of them I accepted some days ago,” said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale
-hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as
-conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech.
-
-But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
-laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of
-the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
-involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious
-to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this
-form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that
-refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
-Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he “talked like
-poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely
-because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
-couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
-
-Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
-thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
-expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
-given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons
-around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which
-makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who “talked
-like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done anything in
-literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop
-Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and
-a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious
-Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to
-great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
-
-While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that
-the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs.
-Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying
-to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his
-adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying--
-
-“Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.”
-
-“I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she.
-
-“Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing
-as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he
-suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if
-I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman
-in uniform who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have
-met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.”
-
-“His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the
-Lord only knows what he is captain of.”
-
-“I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith.
-“'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by
-professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.”
-
-When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly
-affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the
-occasion, she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in
-their coach--her mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour.
-
-The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had
-produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having
-eaten no dinner--Johnson and his friends had been by no means reticent
-on the subject of the dinner--he was without an appetite for the
-delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was
-in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and
-endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained
-almost speechless the whole evening.
-
-“Ah,” said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been
-quite obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with
-us at Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a
-little comedy may become a great tragedy.”
-
-Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his
-play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and
-Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as
-he could without being rude.
-
-He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick
-Court. But it was almost daylight before he went to bed.
-
-All his life he had been looking forward to this night--the night
-that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him
-an incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his
-period. And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with
-destiny was within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever
-felt in his garret.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV.
-
-
-What did it all mean?
-
-That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not
-refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,” which had
-placed him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to
-the strange incident which had occurred in the green room.
-
-The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had
-been speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of
-reputation--he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of
-reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green
-room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his
-glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the
-eyes of such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs.
-Woffington, showed that he was a person of no position in society. This
-conclusion to which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no
-persons of any distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the
-playhouse had shown that they were acquainted with him--no one person
-save only Mary Horneck.
-
-Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and
-Mrs. Bulk-ley.
-
-This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have
-been incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had
-invariably shunned in society those persons--women as well as men--who
-had shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested
-the man--he was popular enough at that period--who had allowed
-innuendoes to do duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman--she
-is popular enough now--who had laughed at and made light of the
-innuendoes, bordering upon impropriety, of such a man.
-
-And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least
-fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt.
-The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands
-with the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for
-her own ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary
-Horneck stood in a very different position from that occupied by the
-Duchess. While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the
-lead of any leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from
-the actresses.
-
-And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one
-of these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor--a man
-who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family.
-
-What could this curious incident mean?
-
-The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon
-the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which
-had arrived--not a post had been missed--from persons who professed the
-most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to borrow from
-him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom he had
-rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had,
-consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would
-continue his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so
-marked a way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their
-letters lay unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he
-sent his guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That
-was how he contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had
-earned since leaving his garret.)
-
-His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he
-left his chambers.
-
-He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what
-no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed
-to notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain
-Jackson--he would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared
-to him more than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to
-another girl all that he had noticed, he would have said that such a
-matter required no explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young
-girls with men of the stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck,
-however, the matter was not so easily explained. The shrug and
-the raising of the eyebrows were singularly inappropriate to any
-consideration of an incident in which she was concerned.
-
-He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the
-success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several
-of the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on
-terms of the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a
-cordiality, the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces.
-Among them was one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had
-early found a friend in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this
-early friendship of his.
-
-Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant
-word, and whose wife was his laundress--not wholly above suspicion as
-regards her honesty--stammered his congratulations, and received the
-crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he
-had always suspected--that there was a great deal of friendliness in the
-world for men who have become successful.
-
-Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling
-that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before
-another hour would pass.
-
-He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was
-alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some
-time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of
-such intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to
-inquire if Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to
-ear as he admitted the visitor.
-
-“I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,” he said,
-his grin expanding genially.
-
-“Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?” said Goldsmith.
-“You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?”
-
-“I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the
-table--and Mr. Marlow's man, sir--as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what
-more you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says
-he quite cool-like and satisfied--and it's the gentleman's own private
-house, after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh
-till he thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then
-sent us off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some
-fools about us said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr.
-Northcote--Sir Joshua's young man, sir--he up and says that nature isn't
-always genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth--I beg
-your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself
-couldn't ha' done worse than me--talking so familiar-like, instead of
-showing you up.”
-
-“Nay, sir,” said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing
-his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons,
-George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer;
-and, to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for
-my benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.”
-
-“Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,” whispered the man, for he had led
-the way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If
-I told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory
-without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls
-this year, sir.”
-
-In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck.
-
-She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice
-that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to
-smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely
-ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were
-sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them
-that touched him deeply.
-
-“You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do
-honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,” she said,
-giving him her hand. “But it was impossible--oh, quite impossible, for
-me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering
-how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear
-friend.”
-
-“It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,” said he. “I was looking forward to
-that night also--I don't know for how many years--all my life, it seems
-to me.”
-
-“Never mind!” she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never
-mind! your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you
-now; every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.”
-
-“There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,” said
-Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a
-single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was
-miserable.”
-
-“I know it,” she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and
-knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.”
-
-“What is the matter, Mary?” he asked her after a pause. “Once before I
-begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be
-able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man
-of many resources.”
-
-“I cannot tell you,” she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There
-are some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree
-that a woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with
-another--either with a sister or with a brother--even so good a friend
-as Oliver Goldsmith.”
-
-“That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,” said
-he. “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its
-origin to me.”
-
-“Ah, I see everything but too plainly,” she cried, throwing herself down
-on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my
-misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises.
-Oh, I have said too much,” she cried piteously. She had sprung to her
-feet and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget
-what I have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say;
-oh, pray go away--go away and leave me alone with my sorrow--it is my
-own--no one has a right to it but myself.”
-
-There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a
-little flash from her eyes as she spoke.
-
-“No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,” said he. “You shall
-tell me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room
-last night has to do with your sorrow.”
-
-She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a
-curious look of cunning in her eyes--a look that made him shudder, so
-foreign was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault.
-
-“A man? Did I speak to a man?” she said slowly, affecting an endeavour
-to recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I
-suppose I spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded
-it was! And it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked
-in their paint!--almost as terrible as a lady of quality!”
-
-“Poor child!” said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide
-everything from me you have told me all--all except--listen to me, Mary.
-Nothing that I can hear--nothing that you can tell me--will cause me to
-think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to make me
-aware that that man--Captain Jackson, he calls himself----”
-
-“How did you find out his name?” she said in a whisper. “I did not tell
-you his name even at the Pantheon.”
-
-“No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me
-why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well
-as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see
-rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?”
-
-“He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet----”
-
-“How has he got you in his power--that is what you are going to tell
-me.”
-
-“No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not
-know me, or you would not ask me to tell you.”
-
-“What would you have me think, child?”
-
-“Think the worst--the worst that your kind heart can think--only leave
-me--leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I may soon
-die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'”
-
-“I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything
-ill of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have
-written so much as I have written about men and women without being able
-to know when a woman is altogether good--a man altogether bad? I know
-you, my dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him?
-Think of the friends you have.”
-
-“It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but
-if they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with
-loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool,
-fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?”
-
-“For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.”
-
-“It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch
-who stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being
-thrust out behind to push her over.”
-
-She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own
-thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms.
-
-“That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind
-you, there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from
-slipping. There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice,
-or else those who hold them out to you will go over the brink with
-you. Ah, my dear, dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In
-another year--perhaps in another month--you will wonder how you could
-ever have taken so gloomy a view of the present hour.”
-
-A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained
-there, however. Then she shook her head, saying--
-
-“Alas! Alas!”
-
-She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his
-own, laying his other caressingly on her head.
-
-“You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,” said he. “You fill
-with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that
-it would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my
-dying could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What
-I do say is that I should like to live for you--to live to see happiness
-once again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing--you will
-not give me a chance of helping you.”
-
-She shook her head sadly.
-
-“I dare not--I dare not,” she said. “I dare not run the chance of
-forfeiting your regard forever.”
-
-“Good-bye,” he said after a pause.
-
-He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand
-and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her.
-
-“Mary,” he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only
-beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again--that
-you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the
-company of such a man--talking to him as I saw you last night--what
-would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible
-construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my
-dear?”
-
-“Alas! alas!” she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise.
-You will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my
-own free will?”
-
-“What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over
-you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!”
-
-“That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that
-power over me--he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot speak
-to you more! Leave me--leave me! I have been a fool and I must pay the
-penalty of my folly.” Before he could make a reply, the door was opened
-and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more
-sedately and with a word of remonstrance.
-
-“Nonsense, dear Mamma,” cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some
-one who will raise her spirits--Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I
-am sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor?
-Nay, you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain
-that you would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but
-I protest it would seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your
-attention. He doesn't look particularly like our agreeable Rattle at
-the present moment, does he, Mamma? And it was the same at supper
-last night. It might have been fancied that he was celebrating a great
-failure instead of a huge success.”
-
-For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating
-the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the
-author some account of what the friends whom she had met that day
-said of the piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a
-perpetually sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her
-gaiety was out of tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the
-first breathing space that the girl permitted him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI.
-
-
-He felt that the result of his interview with Mary was to render more
-mysterious than ever the question which he had hoped to solve.
-
-He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he
-had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd
-enough to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed
-account of his interview with the girl--a detailed account of his
-observation of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the
-Pantheon, then in the green room of Covent Garden--would have no trouble
-whatever in accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could
-see the shrugs of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed
-to be vastly grieved.
-
-Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all
-womankind together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one
-woman to be swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind
-generally.
-
-But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe
-that she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think
-anything evil regarding her.
-
-“She is not as others,” was the phrase that was in his mind--the thought
-that was in his heart.
-
-He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance
-that when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not
-as other women are.
-
-He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that
-when a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from
-other women, he loves that woman.
-
-He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out
-the heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that
-had occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in
-the same apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that
-the killing of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question
-which was puzzling him.
-
-After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he
-went to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of
-the author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.” Baretti was a
-well known personage in the best literary society in London, having
-consolidated his reputation by the publication of his English and
-Italian dictionary. He had been Johnson's friend since his first exile
-from Italy, and it was through his influence Baretti, on the formation
-of the Royal Academy, had been appointed Secretary for Foreign
-Correspondence. To Johnson also he owed the more remunerative
-appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. He had frequently dined
-with Goldsmith at his chambers.
-
-Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the
-author of the play upon his success.
-
-“If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it
-creates in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,” said the
-Italian.
-
-“Yes,” said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word
-with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I
-should be.”
-
-“What,” cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who
-had certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you
-mean to fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be
-your weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen
-you should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty
-certain of victory.”
-
-“Ah, yes; but there are cases--well, one never knows what may happen,
-and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can
-do a little sword play--enough to enable me to face a moderately good
-antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted
-in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.”
-
-“How did you retort?”
-
-“Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised
-as gentlemen.”
-
-“Bacchus! An effective retort! And then----”
-
-“Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after
-making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout
-of swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any
-compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of
-any first-rate master of the art in London?”
-
-The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously.
-
-“You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you
-into a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?”
-
-“Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.”
-
-“Better make it five years.”
-
-“Five years?”
-
-“My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I
-express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be
-made a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell
-you that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front
-place among swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so
-short-sighted I could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I
-shall never kill a man.”
-
-He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for
-them.
-
-“I have made up my mind to have some lessons,” said Goldsmith, “and I
-know there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.”
-
-“Psha!” said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there
-are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian
-teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If
-you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with
-such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser
-fiber than yourself.”
-
-“There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men--nay,
-even an Irishman--to show himself adroit with a sword,” said Goldsmith;
-“and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services towards
-this end.”
-
-He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him.
-
-“You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no
-further than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular
-wish to place myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,” said
-he. “I fancy I can see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a
-fencing master.”
-
-“I shall keep it a secret,” laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you
-run your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the
-court as a witness as to your pacific character.”
-
-(When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called
-as a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with
-the murder of a man.)
-
-He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had
-taken at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own
-nature so imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel
-with Captain Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him
-through a vital part.
-
-He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers
-containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon
-Colman for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic
-of the town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and
-so strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial,
-express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He
-posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good
-care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement
-with whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with
-scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from
-the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the
-lampooners to refrain from molesting him further.
-
-If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have
-enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many
-months of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his
-triumph in another direction.
-
-After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern
-several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with
-him were Whitefoord and Richard Burke.
-
-He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all
-clearly ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was
-unaware; and when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had
-received, the uneasiness of his friends became more apparent.
-
-He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what
-was the reason of their treating him so coldly.
-
-“You were talking about me just before I entered,” said he: “I always
-know on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now,
-may I ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to
-me in your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I
-hold to be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all
-that you can tell--as simply as you can--without prejudice to your own
-reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?”
-
-Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most
-fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in
-which he said--
-
-“You may trust--whatever may be spoken, or written, about you,
-Goldsmith--we are your unalterable friends.”
-
-“Psha, sir!” cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not
-all my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to
-overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have
-bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?”
-
-“Goldsmith,” said Steevens, “we received a copy of the _London Packet_
-half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous
-attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.”
-
-“At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may
-assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to
-is none other than myself,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,” said Steevens. “It
-is the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.”
-
-“Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,” said Goldsmith. “You
-know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once
-I made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation
-caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that
-it is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where
-is the _Packet?_”
-
-“There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,” said Cradock.
-“Take my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise
-nature of that scoundrel's slanders.”
-
-“Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to
-sting me,” replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the _Packet_,
-and you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr.
-Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a
-detraction.”
-
-“Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the
-garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,” said Steevens.
-
-“Come, sirs, I insist,” cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?”
- he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time
-here when I can read the _Packet_ in the bar.”
-
-“Hold, sir,” said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you
-would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched
-forth to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the
-paper and here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English
-writers--the truest of English poets--the best of Englishmen.”
-
-“You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick
-flings himself upon me?”
-
-He took the _Packet_. It opened automatically, where an imaginary letter
-to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,” appeared.
-
-He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had
-nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank
-from it--he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing--but
-suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had
-crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then
-flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the
-room with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword
-and placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a
-word to any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane
-only.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-Kenrick's article in the _London Packet_ remains to this day as the
-vilest example of scurrility published under the form of criticism. All
-the venom that can be engendered by envy and malice appears in every
-line of it. It contains no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains
-no clever phrase. It is the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the
-demon of jealousy. The note of the Gadarene herd sounds through it,
-strident and strenuous. It exists as the worst outcome of the period
-when every garret scribbler emulated “Junius,” both as regards style and
-method, but only succeeded in producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead
-of the thunder of the unknown master of vituperation.
-
-Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt;
-but when he came to that vile passage--“For hours the _great_ Goldsmith
-will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a
-pier-glass. Was but the lovely H------k as much enamoured, you would not
-sigh, my gentle swain”--his hands tore the paper in fury.
-
-He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did
-not know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him
-aware of the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He
-did not mind any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have
-the name that he most cherished of all names associated with his in an
-insult that seemed to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was
-more than he could bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind
-him and had struck from thence the one who had been kindest to him of
-all the people in the world.
-
-There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read.
-There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him
-and the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck
-in the face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to
-whom he had been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would
-undoubtedly feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself
-was to blame for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt
-that if the attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have
-escaped. Yes, that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over
-him to her.
-
-His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself
-upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his
-sword he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his
-hands.
-
-And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been
-assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink
-from running him through the body with his sword.
-
-On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take
-counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew
-that he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a
-corner; he felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was
-made up as to what he should do, and all that he now feared was that
-some circumstance might prevent his realising his intention.
-
-He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans,
-the publisher of the _London Packet_. He arrived almost breathless at
-the place--it was in Little Queen street--and entered the shop demanding
-to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. Evans, the
-publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and hearing
-a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop.
-Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was
-in the house.
-
-“I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon
-me which appeared in the _Packet_ of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!” said
-the visitor.
-
-The shopkeeper smiled.
-
-“Does anything appear about you in the _Packet_, sir?” he said,
-over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry.
-
-“You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!” cried Goldsmith,
-stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of
-this gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote
-it struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.”
-
-He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with
-his cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his
-opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a
-small wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance,
-and had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and
-all the noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his
-paymaster. It was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back
-from the cane of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a
-missile to fling at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a
-table and hurled it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it
-struck Evans on the chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over
-him. This Kenrick perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small
-shop chairs and rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled;
-but, before he could carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop
-from the street, and, flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught
-Goldsmith, who had risen, by the shoulder and hurried him into a
-hackney-coach, which drove away.
-
-The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the
-room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became
-uneasy regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving
-the tavern, had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent
-the assault which he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the
-person of Kenrick.
-
-He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of
-the occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his
-conduct. A lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when
-delivered in a broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain
-Higgins's counsel of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule.
-
-“Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have
-abstained from doing,” cried the still breathless man. “I did what my
-manhood prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done
-yourself, my friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans--it was
-that reptile Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to
-shelter him, what was left to me, I ask you, sir?”
-
-“You were a fool, Oliver,” said his countryman; “you made a great
-mistake. Can't you see that you should never go about such things
-single-handed? You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who
-would not hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why
-the devil, sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when
-you left the tavern?”
-
-“Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,” replied Goldsmith.
-“And, besides,” he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with
-me to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day.
-I have taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it.
-Kenrick won't attack me again so long as I am alive.”
-
-He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that
-Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of
-which he was a master.
-
-When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at
-Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John
-Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very
-like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew
-that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies
-a lesson.
-
-But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly
-insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had
-been less gracious to him--if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for
-example, had been accustomed to treat him--regarding him and his defects
-merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have escaped
-all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause of her
-being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it.
-
-But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the
-forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to
-think about.
-
-The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that
-he had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several
-years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of
-despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks
-that could not be surmounted.
-
-He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her
-forgiveness for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be
-responsible. He could not, he added, expect that in the future it would
-be allowed to him to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and
-her family as had been permitted to him in the past.
-
-Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl
-when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow
-which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only
-had seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent
-Garden, and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had
-originated with that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if
-he was justified in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not
-asked him to be her champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it
-was a very poor champion that he would have made; but still he knew more
-of her grief than any one else, and he believed he might be able to help
-her.
-
-He tore up the letter which he had written to her.
-
-“I will not leave her,” he cried. “Whatever may happen--whatever blame
-people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave her
-until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.”
-
-He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain
-Horneck.
-
-For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother
-had no reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and
-Kenrick. But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation
-passed away.
-
-“Ha, my little hero!” Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the
-threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what
-are things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the
-booksellers?”
-
-“You have heard of it?” said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but
-you cannot have heard of the reason for it!”
-
-“What, there is something behind the _London Packet_, after all?” cried
-Captain Horneck.
-
-“Something behind it--something behind that slander--the mention of your
-sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?”
-
-“My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists
-between my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as
-this--a strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as
-you are concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?”
-
-Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which
-he was holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the
-words never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of
-his own, and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped
-it, and burying his face in his hands he burst into tears.
-
-Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally
-affected.
-
-“Come, come, old friend,” he said at last, placing his hand
-affectionately on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do.
-There is nothing to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little
-aware of your own position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck
-family regard your friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good
-heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid
-for immortality through our names being associated with yours? Who in a
-hundred years--in fifty years--would know anything of the Horneck
-family if it were not for their association with you? The name of Oliver
-Goldsmith will live so long as there is life in English letters, and
-when your name is spoken the name of your friends the Hornecks will not
-be forgotten.”
-
-He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his
-chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-The next day the news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by
-Goldsmith in respect of the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the
-literary circle of which Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling
-was one of regret that Kenrick had not received the beating instead of
-Evans. Of course, Johnson, who had threatened two writers with an oak
-stick, shook his head--and his body as well--in grave disapproval of
-Goldsmith's use of his cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes
-were of the opinion that a cane had never been more appropriately used.
-
-What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands
-of pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly
-afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre,
-which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under
-Colman's management.
-
-Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who
-had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl
-of indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period--some
-in the pay of the government others of the opposition--solely by
-stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person
-of the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in
-the form of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded
-Junius.
-
-The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the
-public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest
-in the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling
-audience. When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the _Daily
-Advertiser_--surely the manliest manifesto ever printed--the howls
-became attenuated, and shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted,
-even by Dr. Johnson--and so emphatically, too, that his biographer
-could not avoid recording his judgment--that Goldsmith had increased his
-reputation by the incident.
-
-(Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account
-of this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and
-received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.)
-
-For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including
-Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now
-search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed
-him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel
-when he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster.
-
-But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends
-of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon,
-found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not
-responded to quite so heartily by his visitor.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, after he had made some of those
-grotesque movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably
-accompanied--“Dr. Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years,
-sir.”
-
-“That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,” said
-Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling
-that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to
-come rather sooner.
-
-“If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you
-to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,” said Johnson.
-
-“Yes, sir,” said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could
-say nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a
-fool--at many times--in many ways.”
-
-“I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir,
-and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of
-my suspicion.”
-
-“If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he
-do after having seen me?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain
-to me to find, as I did in this room--on that desk--such evidence of
-your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.”
-
-“What do you mean, sir? My folly--evidence--on that desk? Ah, I know now
-what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I suppose
-for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, sir, who
-could resist Filby's flatteries?”
-
-“Sir,” said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read
-any manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.”
-
-“And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably
-been advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect
-for your criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you
-suggested?”
-
-“It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while
-waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,”
- said Johnson sternly.
-
-Goldsmith glanced at his desk.
-
-“I forget now what work was last under my hand,” said he; “but whatever
-it was, sir----”
-
-“I have it here, sir,” said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time
-noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson
-laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived
-that it consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the
-Jessamy Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had
-them before him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would
-be the result of sending them to her.
-
-He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his
-friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the
-matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater.
-
-“Oh, those verses, sir,” he stammered; “they are poor things. You will,
-I fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they
-resemble my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my
-man, but Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the
-cost of repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles----”
-
-“They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man
-of determination with his own future--with his own happiness and the
-happiness of others.”
-
-“I protest, sir, I scarcely understand----”
-
-“Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.”
-
-“Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the
-character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own
-heart speaks.”
-
-“Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that
-may come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your
-heart throbs in every line.”
-
-“Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise
-the feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more
-happy than I fancied.”
-
-“Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.”
-
-“Sir, I protest that I--that is--no, I shall protest nothing. You have
-spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I wrote
-those verses out of my own heart--God knows if they are the first that
-came from my heart--I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed to own it?”
-
-“My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I
-did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.”
-
-“A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been
-the sweetest--the only consolation of a life that has known but few
-consolations.”
-
-“Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable
-as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr.
-Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her
-family have extended to you.”
-
-“I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson.
-What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better
-remain unspoken by either of us--what if I do love her? Where is the
-indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship?
-Does one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?”
-
-“My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself--yes,
-and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to
-know--and, indeed, I think she must--that she has been the cause, even
-though the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she
-will not be free from unhappiness.”
-
-“She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens
-all my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.”
-
-“Nay, sir, if I know your character--and I believe I have known it
-for some years--you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my dear
-friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but a
-battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not
-come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put
-it to flight before it prove your ruin.”
-
-“Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there
-is of beauty--everything there is of sweetness--in the life of man--you
-call it our enemy?”
-
-“I call it _your_ enemy, Goldsmith.”
-
-“Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from
-other men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for
-evermore from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he
-has proved to the world that he is most capable of all mankind of
-appreciating tenderness and grace? What trick of nature is this? What
-paradox for men to vex their souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from
-men, evermore looking on happiness through another man's eyes? If you
-answer 'yes,' then I say that men who are not poets should go down on
-their knees and thank Heaven that they are not poets. Happy it is for
-mankind that Heaven has laid on few men the curse of being poets. For
-myself, I feel that I would rather be a man for an hour than a poet for
-all time.”
-
-“Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us
-look at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate
-enough to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be
-brought to think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish
-enough to regard their kindness to you--their acceptance of you as a
-friend--as encouragement in your mad aspirations.”
-
-“You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.”
-
-“I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak
-only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir,
-not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you
-as a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to
-her? Answer me that question, sir.”
-
-But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his
-hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat.
-
-“You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,” resumed Johnson. “I
-will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would
-only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but
-I ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on
-your side as ridiculous--nay, worse--a gross affront.”
-
-Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor
-resumed his discourse.
-
-“The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you
-desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends,
-and of forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your
-infatuation?”
-
-Goldsmith started up.
-
-“Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,” he cried almost
-piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not
-hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that
-the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses
-which I wrote--I could not help writing them--but she does not know that
-they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it from me. My
-history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover--a blank--a blank.”
-
-“My poor friend,” said Johnson after a pause--he had laid his hand
-upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the
-table--“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups which
-are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I have
-drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of
-others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means
-to have double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself
-before now worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have
-faced life, by your independence of the patronage of the great. You
-dedicated 'The Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me.
-You did not hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to
-offer you money for the prostitution of the talents which God has given
-you. Dr. Goldsmith, you have my respect--you have the respect of every
-good man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your
-detractors who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would
-give them an opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will
-not do anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and
-show all those who are your friends that their friendship for you is
-well founded. I am assured that I can trust you, sir.”
-
-Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX.
-
-When his visitor had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and
-gave way to the bitter reflections of the hour.
-
-He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words
-which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception--to his
-hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion
-might be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of
-vain dreams that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his
-straightforwardness there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that
-made any appeal from his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in
-the utterances of his phrases when forcing his contentions upon any
-audience; but Goldsmith knew that he only spoke strongly because he felt
-strongly.
-
-Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson
-had said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake
-the sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would
-content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married
-Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town
-house--a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting his
-father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord
-Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were
-to present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck?
-
-It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his
-hearing to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions.
-The tragedy of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their
-prospects in the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he
-felt, the most cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who
-make music of the passions of men--who have surrounded the passion
-of love with a glorifying halo--should be doomed to spend their lives
-looking on at the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of
-the music which the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy
-of life, and Goldsmith had often found himself face to face with it,
-feeling himself to be one of those with whom destiny is only on jesting
-terms.
-
-Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than
-Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew
-that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only
-of all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his
-cause, he would be regarded--and rightly, too--as both presumptuous and
-ridiculous.
-
-He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of
-letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking
-to themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to
-look forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a
-contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the
-poet for the loss of home--the grateful companionship of a wife--the
-babble of children--all that his fellow-men associated with the gladness
-and glory of life?
-
-He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was
-surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching
-such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation--he had
-sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness
-of having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of
-envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these
-sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval
-of his friends.
-
-And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He
-had sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his
-ills during the past few years had departed from him. He would never
-see Mary Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the
-burden of his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide
-by it.
-
-He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his
-resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the
-one consolation of his life.
-
-In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt
-down and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the
-manuscript into it between the bars when the light that it made fell
-upon one of the lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he
-had read the remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a
-sigh, he hastily thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little
-blaze had fallen again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could
-raise it by a breath or two, his servant entered the room. He started to
-his feet.
-
-“A letter for you, sir,” said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.”
-
-“Fetch a candle, John,” said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too
-dark for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on
-the seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's.
-
-By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines
-that the letter contained--
-
-_Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear
-only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if
-not, then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride._
-
-He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers.
-He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never
-to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought
-that he was about to stand face to face with her.
-
-He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the
-small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production
-of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Only a few wax candles were lighted in the
-cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the
-walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast
-between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and
-her sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put
-her hand into his as he was shown in by the servant.
-
-“I knew you would come,” she said. “I knew that I could trust you.”
-
-“You may trust me, indeed,” he said. He held her hand in his own,
-looking into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come
-when you would tell me all that there is to be told,” he continued.
-“Whether I can help you or not, you will find yourself better for having
-told me.”
-
-She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There
-was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up,
-and, after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the
-mantelpiece, leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into
-the smouldering fire in the grate.
-
-He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his
-heart.
-
-“What am I to tell you--what am I to tell you?” she cried at last,
-resuming her pacing of the floor.
-
-He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes.
-She went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking
-with vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the
-sconces. Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a
-great effort she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil
-when she spoke, seating herself.
-
-“You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of
-that man,” she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him
-call me to his side in the green room at the playhouse?”
-
-“I saw you in the act of speaking to him there--he calls himself
-Jackson--Captain Jackson,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“You saved me from him once!” she cried. “You saved me from becoming
-his--body and soul.”
-
-“No,” he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable
-me to do so.”
-
-“I tell you if it had not been for you--for the book which you wrote, I
-should be to-day a miserable castaway.”
-
-He looked puzzled.
-
-“I cannot quite understand,” said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar
-of Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were
-complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which
-I had presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of
-reading it.”
-
-“It was that which saved me,” she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They
-are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest
-child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of
-men--some men--so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge
-of womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told
-all that we should guard against?”
-
-She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing.
-
-He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying--
-
-“I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet
-Jessamy Bride.”
-
-She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears.
-
-“Then you will err,” she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank
-God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me
-from all--to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When
-I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the
-village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had
-received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and
-feted in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love
-with him, and I--innocent fool that I was--considered myself the most
-favoured creature in the world because he made love to me. Any day we
-failed to meet I wrote him a letter--a foolish letter such as a
-school miss might write--full of protestations of undying affection.
-I sometimes wrote two of these letters in the day. More than a month
-passed in this foolishness, and then it came to my uncle's ears that we
-had meetings. He forbade my continuing to see a man of whom no one knew
-anything definite, but about whom he was having strict inquiries made. I
-wrote to the man to this effect, and I received a reply persuading me
-to have one more meeting with him. I was so infatuated that I met him
-secretly, and then in impassioned strains he implored me to make
-a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When he had been
-fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies had been
-active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, and he
-should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I consented
-to leave my uncle's house by his side.”
-
-“But you cannot have done so.”
-
-“You saved me,” she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's
-mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him
-I came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With
-the suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The
-scales fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to
-Damascus, only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited
-me. I knew that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a
-single hour--thanks to the genius that wrote that book--my love for that
-man, or what I fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet
-him. I returned to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote
-to me reproaching me for disappointing him; and the very next day my
-uncle's suspicions regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted
-in proof positive of the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself
-Captain Jackson, He had left the army in America with a stain on his
-character, and it was known that since his return to England at least
-two young women had been led into the trap which he laid for me.”
-
-“Thank God you were saved, my child,” said Goldsmith, as she paused,
-overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further
-reason to fear that man.”
-
-“That was my belief, too,” said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So
-soon as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in
-his true colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I
-had been foolish enough to write to him, to my friends--he was even
-scoundrel enough to point out that I had in my innocence written certain
-passages which were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of
-guilt--nay, his letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had
-been guilty, so that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood.
-What was left for me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to
-me those letters. I asked him how he could think it consistent with his
-honour to retain them and to hold such an infamous threat over my head.
-Alas! he soon gave me to understand that I had but placed myself more
-deeply in his power.”
-
-“The scoundrel!”
-
-“Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had
-meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.”
-
-“And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.”
-
-“I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing
-that I had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France
-together! But then--ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me--I
-cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell
-rings I am in trepidation.”
-
-“Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this
-account?” cried Goldsmith.
-
-“Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?” she asked. “What did he
-say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me
-a fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my
-letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who
-had written them.”
-
-“And his terms?” asked Goldsmith in a whisper.
-
-“His terms? I cannot tell you--I cannot tell you. The very thought that
-I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have
-such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.”
-
-“By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!” cried Goldsmith, “for I
-shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.”
-
-“No--no!” she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine must
-suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother for
-fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his
-plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters
-would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared
-that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from
-being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I
-determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope--the forlorn
-hope--that you might be able to help me. Tell me--tell me, my dear
-friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that of which
-poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'”
-
-“Guilt? Who talks of guilt?” said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I
-knew that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought
-of you except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted
-foolishly; you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your
-own pure heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any
-monster. Dear child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against
-this stroke of fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of
-escape for you.”
-
-“Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to
-myself a score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what
-direction lies my hope of escape?”
-
-He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said--
-
-“'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to
-invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it
-is the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one
-can in a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real
-life, my dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts
-of fiction. But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by
-halves. He will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from
-you and then permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity
-as that which you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as
-Heaven directed my pen to write that book in order that you might be
-saved from the fate of my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you
-out of your present difficulty.”
-
-“You give me hope,” she said. “Yes--a little hope. But you must promise
-me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I know how
-brave you are--my brother told me what prompt action you took yesterday
-when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish to place
-yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause
-it to spring.”
-
-“I feel now that I was foolish,” said he humbly; “I ran the chance of
-forfeiting your friendship.”
-
-“Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,” she said. “But in this matter of
-mine I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save
-me, if I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man
-on the night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what
-my feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that
-if you had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his
-arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.”
-
-“You have spoken truly,” said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been.
-But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing
-that shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be
-saved, whatever may happen.”
-
-He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,” he
-repeated.
-
-“If not----” said she in a low tone, looking beyond him.
-
-“No--no,” he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give me
-yours. You will do nothing impious.”
-
-She gave a wan smile.
-
-“I am a girl,” she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will
-trust you, with all my heart--all my heart.”
-
-“I shall not fail you--Heaven shall not fail you,” said he, going to the
-door.
-
-He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her
-white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the
-more pallid!
-
-He bowed at the door.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX.
-
-He went for supper to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none
-of his friends. He had no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as
-the latter turned Boswell into ridicule to make sport for the company.
-He knew that Garrick would be at the club in Gerrard street, to which he
-had been elected only a few days before the production of “She Stoops to
-Conquer,” and it was not at all unlikely that on this account the club
-would be a good deal livelier than it usually was even when Richard
-Burke was wittiest.
-
-While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of
-the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce
-assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in
-attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss
-Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the
-town were talking.
-
-The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He
-smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which
-the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty
-of the press as that of which--according to the writer--the ingenious
-Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across the
-room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the
-worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared
-with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left.
-
-He knew perfectly well--had he not good reason to know?--that the man
-who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross
-nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most
-notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals;
-and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the
-fact that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more
-eagerly read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day.
-That was one of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of
-Junius: the appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted,
-and there was no lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all
-that the public demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius
-one of the conditions of their acceptance of such compositions--all they
-required was that the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy.
-
-No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that
-Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money
-that he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called
-himself Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there
-would be no difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people
-were always much more ready to believe evil than good regarding any
-one--especially a young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been
-breathed--the result of the publication of the letters would mean
-practically ruin to the girl who had been innocent enough to write them.
-
-Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled
-at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in
-regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum
-the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in
-such matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did,
-that because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was
-not sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the
-possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should
-find it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and
-he believed, with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was
-situated would be to forfeit their respect forever.
-
-She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and
-he felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her
-sake.
-
-He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often
-in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon--how often his
-friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly
-not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some
-occasions he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also
-remembered how, when he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned
-out that he had never been more clearly imposed upon.
-
-He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system.
-
-He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question
-(which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of
-shrewdness).
-
-How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required
-it, cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly
-wisdom? By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the
-world?
-
-He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he
-reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the
-waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings
-short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could
-not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly
-felt no vexation at being made so easy a victim of--he was accustomed to
-that position.
-
-When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between
-the bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred
-at the end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning,
-coals, all thoughts of guile--all his prospects of shrewdness were cast
-aside. He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all,
-he had no right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his
-property. They either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary
-Horneck, as--as what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he
-had promised Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of
-that which he had admitted to be foolishness.
-
-Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping,
-dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without
-reproach put those verses into the girl's hand--when, learning the
-truth, she would understand.
-
-And that time did come.
-
-In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to
-get possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his
-attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes
-for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully
-aware that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of
-a criminal prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the
-discovery of all that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide.
-
-It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it
-would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular
-affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to
-defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with.
-
-That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the
-woman to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was
-accustomed to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should
-have considerable difficulty in finding her.
-
-He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the
-question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he
-knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to
-do so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and
-he liked her.
-
-He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him--if he made
-it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her
-while.
-
-He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became
-impatient at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington
-until the evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced
-a visitor--one with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as
-Colonel Gwyn.
-
-Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He
-recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at
-the Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit
-to Brick Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted
-Colonel Gwyn as if he considered it to be one of the most natural
-occurrences in the world for him to appear at that particular moment.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you
-have no doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of
-calling upon you without first communicating with you.”
-
-“Not at all, sir,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to
-me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.”
-
-“You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject
-have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.”
-
-“Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose
-generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.”
-
-And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had
-so successfully caricatured.
-
-“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The
-fact is, sir, that I--I--i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you
-how it is I appear before you in this fashion.”
-
-“You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You
-are a friend of my best friend--Sir Joshua Reynolds.”
-
-“Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr.
-Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem
-of--of--well, of all the members of the Horneck family.”
-
-It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way
-his visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what
-reply to make to him.
-
-“I perceive that you are surprised, sir.” said Gwyn.
-
-“No, no--not at all--that is--no, not greatly surprised--only--well,
-sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like
-yourself, a soldier,” stammered Goldsmith.
-
-“I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past
-week or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Gwyn; “but upon no
-occasion have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me
-she was by no means well.”
-
-“And they told you the truth, sir,” said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely.
-
-“You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that
-they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must
-confess a headache was not specified.”
-
-“Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination.
-But why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel
-Gwyn?”
-
-Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely.
-
-“I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking
-a liberty,” he said somewhat awkwardly.
-
-“Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?” asked Goldsmith.
-
-“Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see--sir, you are, I know, a favoured friend
-of the lady's--I perceived long ago--nay, it is well known that she
-regards you with great affection as a--no, not as a father--no, as--as
-an elder brother, that is it--yes, as an elder brother; and therefore
-I thought that I would venture to intrude upon you to-day. Sir, to be
-quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but I hesitate--as I am sure
-you could understand that any man must--before declaring myself to her.
-Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you might not conceive it to
-be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to ask you if you knew of
-the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope you will be frank
-with me, sir.”
-
-Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel
-Gwyn was a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat
-upright on his chair--a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some
-people, but that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat
-inclined to be pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that
-they were the manners of a gentleman.
-
-Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary
-Horneck away from him? he asked himself.
-
-He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last
-he gave a little start.
-
-“You should not have come to me, sir,” he said slowly.
-
-“I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,” said Gwyn.
-
-“On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your
-confidence. But--ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a lady
-would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?”
-
-“I thought it possible that she--Miss Horneck--might have let you know.
-You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so she
-might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair.
-Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of--well, a sort of vested
-interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.”
-
-“Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate
-them for the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become
-accustomed. I have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the
-children of their happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if
-they were their own offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose,
-that poets become sympathetically interested in the world of lovers,
-which is quite apart from the world of letters.”
-
-Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no
-difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the
-exact appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted
-as much.
-
-“I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,” he said. “But for that
-matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite
-plain to you.”
-
-“Oh, yes,” said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that
-you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to
-subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the
-lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your
-chances of success.”
-
-“How admirably you put the matter!” said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did
-not apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?”
-
-“I cannot tell,” said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that
-she loved any man.”
-
-“Then I have still a chance?”
-
-“Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments
-to their fathers--no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to
-consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to
-advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself
-if you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to
-become attached. Add to the effect of your personality--which I think is
-great, sir--the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you have
-won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether your
-suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.”
-
-“You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is
-some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss
-Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations
-that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.”
-
-“You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the
-man exist who would be worthy of her love?”
-
-“He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love
-some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It
-is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women.
-
-“It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest
-consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr.
-Goldsmith--not as men go--there is in my lifetime nothing that I have
-cause to be ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness,
-her purity, her tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own
-presumption in aspiring to win her. You think me presumptuous in this
-matter, I am convinced, sir.”
-
-“I do--I do. I know Mary Horneck.”
-
-“I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with
-me in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me
-to thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me
-away without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that
-I have your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my
-happiness.”
-
-“Colonel Gwyn, my wishes--my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck may
-be happy.”
-
-“And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.”
-
-Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to
-him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI.
-
-Never for a moment had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men
-who were understood to be admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made
-humourous verses on some of them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic
-illustrations, and Mary and her sister had had their laugh. He could not
-even now feel jealous of Colonel Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more
-eligible suitor than the majority whom he had met from time to time at
-the Hornecks' house. He knew that since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the
-girl had no thoughts to give to love and suitors. If Gwyn were to go
-to her immediately and offer himself as a suitor he would meet with a
-disappointment.
-
-Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who
-had just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be
-exultant at the thought that it was he--he--Oliver Goldsmith--who had
-been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret--with the duty of saving
-her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her.
-
-Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's
-enterprise had fallen.
-
-He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a
-position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the
-rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable
-instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the
-hand of the maiden?
-
-For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate
-all his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the
-struggle had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had
-become the most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor
-at the Royal Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most
-eminent men of the period. And then, although he was plain of face and
-awkward in manner--nearly as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as
-Johnson--he had been appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in
-England. He felt that he had reason to exult.
-
-But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with
-Colonel Gwyn--he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel
-Gwyn. What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in
-preference to Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a
-mirror in order to learn what chance he would have of being accepted
-as the lover of a lovely girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to
-himself?
-
-He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he
-had--a glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness.
-
-He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from
-complete despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted
-with the task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her
-destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it,
-too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before
-him: he had taken no step toward saving her.
-
-He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the
-evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent
-Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his
-play--in which she did not appear--was being acted on the stage.
-
-He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that
-his design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should
-pursue in regard to the actress--how far he would be safe in confiding
-in her--was frustrated.
-
-The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled
-with him--well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make
-a quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such
-a disaster. Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in
-Boswell's eyes he could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of
-a second person.
-
-“Psha! Sir,” said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you
-do of the Irish nation and their characteristics.”
-
-“Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,” said
-Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.”
-
-“Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in
-order to give you a chance of knowing him better?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,” cried Boswell after
-a contemplative pause.
-
-“Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a
-consciousness of his generosity.”
-
-“What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me
-again?”
-
-“No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would
-feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain
-secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of
-talking together.”
-
-“What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?”
-
-“Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his
-biographer.”
-
-Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which
-the Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously.
-
-“Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr.
-Goldsmith?” he cried anxiously.
-
-“I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,” replied Goldsmith, with
-an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said
-that Shakespeare was pompous.
-
-“Now you are imitating him,” said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has
-told you of our quarrel--our misunderstanding. It arose through you,
-sir.”
-
-“Through me, sir?”
-
-“Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the
-Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no
-one of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has
-lately been mimicking the Dean--yes, down to his very words, at the
-Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made
-acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and
-upbraided me for half an hour.”
-
-“To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?”
-
-“To no human being, sir.”
-
-“Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.”
-
-“To no one, sir--that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly have
-had the story.”
-
-“Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to
-expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well,
-perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail
-to make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend.
-Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly
-accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the
-Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity
-in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.”
-
-“Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my
-friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human
-being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of
-that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in
-order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?”
-
-“Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true
-biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick
-and choose the incidents with which he has to deal--that he may, if he
-please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his
-hero or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you
-frankly that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are
-mischievous. Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I
-insist on your writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the
-very words that passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and
-you will also furnish me with a list of the persons--if you have not
-sufficient paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream
-at the stationer's at the corner--to whom you gave an account of the
-humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship
-with me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do
-not seek to avoid so obvious a duty.”
-
-Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam
-of a smile on his face.
-
-He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a
-word.
-
-“Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,” muttered Goldsmith.
-“If I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of
-hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.”
-
-(The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told
-him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained
-his forgiveness. “You were right, sir,” the letter concluded. “Dr.
-Johnson has still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.”)
-
-But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to
-the playhouse in order to consult with the lady who--through long
-practice--was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to give
-him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. It
-was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had
-not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon
-his confidence with Mrs. Abington.
-
-The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes
-which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act
-only of “She Stoops to Conquer” had been reached, and as she did not
-appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next
-piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers--one which had taken the town
-by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every lady
-of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was
-a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and
-loose about the neck and shoulders.
-
-“Ha, my little hero,” cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made
-his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then
-to Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last?
-Oh, lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all
-a-dying of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There
-was a rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-“The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't,
-madam,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,” said she. “Faith, sir,
-you gave him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the
-playhouse, I give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about
-you, Dr. Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them
-all. For instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it
-was the first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making
-an attempt upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional
-channel.”
-
-“If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that,
-Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,” said Goldsmith. “Though, for
-that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand
-before me in that dress--ay, or any other.”
-
-“Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of
-compliment--I sink under it, sir--thus,” and she made an exquisite
-courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' heads are
-as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?”
-
-“I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am
-extremely anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most
-accomplished should be moved,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a
-comedy as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than
-that of Miss Hardcastle.”
-
-“I have the design of one in my head, madam.”
-
-“Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your
-head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a
-great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And
-you have begun the comedy, sir?”
-
-“I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the
-air. I want your assistance in that direction.”
-
-“What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr.
-Goldsmith?”
-
-“Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic
-as Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you
-give me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?”
-
-“With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr.
-Goldsmith.”
-
-“I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I
-have to tell you.”
-
-“Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.”
-
-“How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?”
-
-“Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against
-him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his
-family--a critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your
-face suggested.”
-
-“I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for
-help.”
-
-“Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I
-think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When
-the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light--which I take to be
-the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman--he is too powerful
-for me, I frankly confess.”
-
-“Mine is a male fiend.”
-
-“Not the manager of a theatre--another form of the same hue?”
-
-“Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.”
-
-“Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.”
-
-“If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the
-greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to
-coffee house repeating it.”
-
-“Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.”
-
-“How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was
-more than you could cope with?”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII.
-
-And now, sir, to face the particulars--to proceed from the fancy
-embroidery of wit to the solid fabric of fact--who or what is the
-aggressive demon that you want exorcised?”
-
-“His name is Jackson--he calls himself Captain Jackson,” replied Oliver.
-He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary Horneck's
-story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of this
-point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made
-any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman
-had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him.
-
-“Jackson--Captain Jackson!” cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith, this
-is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. Surely,
-sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for a
-battering-ram to overturn a house of cards--one does not requisition a
-park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.”
-
-“Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of
-the power of a piece of ordnance,” said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam,
-that in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.”
-
-“If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for
-you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been
-doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.”
-
-“I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief,
-there is a lady in the question.”
-
-“Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was
-waiting for the lady.”
-
-“She is the most charming of her sex, madam.”
-
-“I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may
-be taken for granted.”
-
-“Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.”
-
-“I wonder in what part of the world she lived--certainly not in London.”
-
-“Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared
-upon the scene----”
-
-“Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden,
-the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence,
-even though the serpent be slaughtered.”
-
-“Pardon me, Mrs. Abington”--Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely--“pardon
-me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny
-has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.”
-
-In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story
-of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let
-it be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from
-taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America;
-and how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to
-him, but had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them
-the appearance of having been written by a guilty woman.
-
-“The lady is prostrated with grief,” he said, concluding his story. “The
-very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is
-killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of
-knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.”
-
-“'Tis a sad story indeed,” said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as
-bad can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the
-Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of
-meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell
-the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had
-been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point
-possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know
-that all the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of
-Scotland 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of
-guineas, Dr. Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?”
-
-“That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to
-think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not
-in the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,”
- cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in
-a bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego
-the dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the
-coins.”
-
-“You may be right,” said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?”
-
-“Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a
-couple of hundred pounds.”
-
-“Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends!
-She would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she
-had written letters of affection to such a man.”
-
-“She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-“If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have
-allowed herself to be imposed on by a stranger?”
-
-“Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen
-who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on
-your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return
-to the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters?
-How do you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?”
-
-“Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in
-conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room.
-It occurred to me that perhaps--it might be possible--in short, Mrs.
-Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel could
-be entrapped.”
-
-“You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary
-men--and of wary--is what nature and art have fitted me for--nature and
-practice?”
-
-“I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear
-madam. But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady
-with whom I am acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest
-intelligence. That is why you are our greatest actress. The highest
-intelligence is valueless on the stage unless it is associated with a
-heart that beats in sympathy with the sorrow and becomes exultant with
-the joy of others. That is why I regard myself as more than fortunate in
-having your promise to accept a part in my next comedy.”
-
-Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the
-author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him
-out of his difficulty.
-
-“I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,” said
-the actress. “Yes, in spite of your being--being--ah--innocent--a poet,
-and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, Dr.
-Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to--to--well, shall
-we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?”
-
-“That is the position I long for, dear madam.”
-
-“Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know
-you, Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or
-two--that will give both of us a chance of still further considering the
-possibility of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe
-it was the lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were
-doubtless for running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his
-throat without the delay of a moment.”
-
-“Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.”
-
-“Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most
-about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say,
-'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?”
-
-“Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite
-perceive their bearing.”
-
-“Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their
-little step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir,
-I perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress
-for my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used
-to term 'ructions.'”
-
-She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not
-before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very
-effective kiss.
-
-He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for
-he was not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had
-departed without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would
-have regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however,
-that clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt
-that it was a pleasure to do anything for such a man--especially as he
-was a writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she
-could so interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be
-the most notable success of the season.
-
-As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some
-progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not
-feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not
-been at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting
-with Mrs. Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs.
-Abington were associated.
-
-The next day he got a message that the success of his play was
-consolidated by a “command” performance at which the whole of his
-Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because
-it meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the
-sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low” elements of
-certain scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good
-augury. He felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan
-by which he should be able to get possession of the letters.
-
-When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had
-not been unmindful of his interests.
-
-“The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall
-yesterday,” said she, “but I tolerated him--nay, I encouraged him--not
-for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me,
-but for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking
-fool of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly
-makes a fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of
-herself.”
-
-“Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world,
-Mrs. Abing ton,” said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with
-laughter.
-
-“You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,” she
-said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for
-I have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably
-the most effective.”
-
-“You have found that by your experience of traps?” said Goldsmith. “The
-smile is the silken net?”
-
-“Even so,” said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah,
-Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.”
-
-“Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me,
-but at me.”
-
-“Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being
-smiled at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response
-to the encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my
-private address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when
-the fly begins to lure on the spider.”
-
-“'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not--to the fly.”
-
-“Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass.
-Sir, to be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private
-address, but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next
-Thursday night.”
-
-“Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my
-behalf----”
-
-“Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that
-I am only interested in my sister-fly--would she be angry if she were to
-hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?”
-
-There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed
-upon Goldsmith's ear.
-
-“Madam,” said he, “she is a Christian woman.”
-
-“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,” said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian
-charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman.
-Let that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on
-Thursday night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round
-the corner, and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you
-to appear boldly, as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my
-hospitality. You must come into the room when we have begun, carrying
-with you a roll of manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene
-of your new comedy, upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.”
-
-“I shall not fail to recollect,” said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the
-argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more
-elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.”
-
-“Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,” said the lady. “I think I
-know the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama
-of mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which
-you will not be able to play to perfection.”
-
-“You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument.
-When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I
-trust, ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the
-pleasure of your society for even an hour.”
-
-“I will ask you to join us at the table, and then--well, then I have
-a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our
-friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known
-all his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters
-of his.”
-
-Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could
-possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity--the fact
-being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving.
-Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a
-romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had
-formed the basis of more than one comedy--he had a notion that if these
-comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have
-been so clearly defined.
-
-She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it.
-
-“What, sir!” she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity
-of my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt--not at
-scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.”
-
-“I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a
-play, dear lady,” said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power
-to make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the
-right moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that
-was necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes
-quite hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most
-ordinary precepts of art.”
-
-“Psha! sir,” said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am
-a poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my
-life. At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully
-arranged plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the
-slovenliness of the actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain
-dialogue, yet in the end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama
-out of the ruins of our schemes than we originally designed. So, in this
-case, sir, I am not without hope that even though our gentleman's lips
-remain sealed--nay, even though our gentleman remain sober--a great
-calamity--we may still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep
-your ears open and I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if
-between us we cannot get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.”
-
-“I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,” said Oliver; “and I
-can only repeat what you have said so well--namely, that even the most
-clumsy of our schemes--which this one of yours certainly is not--may
-become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by
-that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you
-on Thursday evening.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII.
-
-Goldsmith for the next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a
-consciousness of having wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon
-Mrs. Abington and discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing
-the purpose which he had at heart; for he could not but perceive how
-shallow was the scheme which she had devised for the undoing of Mary
-Horneck's enemy. He felt that it would, after all, have been better for
-him to place himself in the hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had
-promised to find out for him, and to do his best to run the scoundrel
-through the body, than to waste his time listening to the crude scheme
-concocted by Mrs. Abington, in close imitation of some third-class
-playwright.
-
-He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her
-scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to
-join her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent
-his exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan
-for obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without
-seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when
-he had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness
-which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident
-to effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had
-suggested the possibility of such an accident taking place--in fact, she
-seemed to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than
-upon the ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think
-that she was right in this respect. He had a considerable experience
-of life and its vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a
-jesting mood the most judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be
-overturned by an accident apparently no less trivial than the raising of
-a hand, the fluttering of a piece of lace, or the cry of a baby.
-
-He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and
-a vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain
-causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he
-met a young woman who changed--for a time--all his ideas of the sex. As
-he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that
-Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a
-factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an
-accident is only another form of despair.
-
-In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he
-met Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an
-Italian fencing master and send him to Brick Court.
-
-“What!” cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in
-addition to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You
-do not need to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.”
-
-“I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,” said Goldsmith. “They
-have stepped between me and starvation more than once.”
-
-“Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain
-to make money by his philanthropy?” asked Baretti in his usual cynical
-way.
-
-“I cannot say,” replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim
-to the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any
-rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.”
-
-“'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your
-mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best
-swordsman in Europe,” said Baretti.
-
-“Do so, my friend,” said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a
-critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as
-a memento.”
-
-“I shall look for them--yes, in five years, for it will certainly take
-that time to make you expert with a sword,” said the Italian. “And,
-meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a
-fighter as Kenrick.”
-
-“In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you
-may take a fancy to have.”
-
-“And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a
-martyr--a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other unclean
-beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine
-within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he
-should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel,
-as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not
-want a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear
-one of our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.”
-
-“And who may that friend be?”
-
-“You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating
-with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?”
-
-“Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?”
-
-“What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the
-little Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur.
-Sir, Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than--than----”
-
-“A lioness robbed of her whelps?”
-
-“Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is
-the bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that
-you had boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer;
-and the best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit
-into the jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles--reminiscent of
-his native land--ever since.”
-
-Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of
-Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of
-Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous
-evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all
-the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time,
-his first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite
-flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which
-every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy,
-said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit
-who had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!” On the whole, Garrick said, he
-thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in
-many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion--whatever it might
-be worth--that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was most
-successful in attempting.
-
-Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions
-accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in
-believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening.
-
-He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to
-inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper,
-and he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme
-which she had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of
-inducing the man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he
-was in the habit of keeping the letters.
-
-“These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,”
- said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may
-become dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously.
-If he suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say
-farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.”
-
-“What then is to be gained by our supping with him?” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Why, you are brought into contact with him,” she replied. “You will
-then be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take
-him unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great?
-heavens, sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak--one
-cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening,
-and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this
-fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting
-the letters into your pocket.”
-
-“I'll hope for better luck than that,” said Oliver.
-
-“Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,” said she. “But good
-luck is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the
-cleverest people.”
-
-“That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,”
- said Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs.
-Abington as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.”
-
-“Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,” said she.
-
-“Madam,” said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take
-your advice and reserve my compliments to you for--well, no, not a
-month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done
-very well.”
-
-As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly
-that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an
-alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of
-an adroit scoundrel. He had heard--nay, he had written--of the wiles of
-women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of testing a
-woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his estimate
-of their value.
-
-It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare
-tavern at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll
-of manuscript in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the
-waiter to inform the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was
-very fluent up to this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave
-when he found himself face to face with the man who had made the life of
-Mary Horneck miserable. He wondered if he would be able to restrain his
-impulse to fly at the scoundrel's throat.
-
-When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington
-that she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended
-the stairs to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved
-himself to play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not
-beyond his powers.
-
-Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her
-chair laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her
-_vis-à-vis_, for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting
-upon it and one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the
-points of his narrative.
-
-When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly,
-pleasantly, but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the
-story which Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with
-his fingers still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most
-inopportune entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other
-is in the act of telling a story to an appreciative audience--say, a
-beautiful actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be
-seen to the greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb
-and flow of that roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate
-wimplings, rising and falling between the porcelain of her throat and
-the curve of the ivory of her shoulders.
-
-The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition
-of Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs.
-Abington's tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned
-his head round as the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward
-the table, bowing profusely--rather too profusely for the part he was
-playing, the artistic perception of the actress told her.
-
-“Ha, my little author!” cried the man at the table with the swagger of a
-patron.
-
-“You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers--the best time
-for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.”
-
-“Ah, sir,” said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the
-convenience of our betters.”
-
-“Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their
-convenience in an ante-room--ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that the
-scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets write
-best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.”
-
-“For shame, Captain!” cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as
-well as a poet. He has broken heads before now.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV.
-
-Captain Jackson laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself
-back in his chair and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had
-advanced to the side of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of
-the bookseller's hack. He played the part very indifferently, the lady
-perceived.
-
-“Faith, my dear,” laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is
-a terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head
-broke by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I
-swear that I never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is
-accustomed to spread terror around.”
-
-“Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,” said Mrs.
-Abington.
-
-“Nay, my dear madam,” cried her _vis-à-vis_, “you must pardon me for
-saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great
-exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known
-kitchen principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a
-poet's pate, being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would
-overcome a sound head.”
-
-“I meant nothing like that, Captain,” said Mrs. Abington. Then she
-turned to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript.
-“Come, Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of
-supper. I vow that I will not even glance at that act of your new play
-which I perceive you have brought to me, until we have supped.”
-
-“Nay, madam,” stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal;
-still----”
-
-He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a
-hoarse laugh, crying--
-
-“Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated
-by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow
-himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the
-romance which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a
-party. Has he never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable
-kill-joy?”
-
-“You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,” said the actress in
-smiling remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view
-of the poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of
-parts. He is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long;
-will you, Dr. Goldsmith?”
-
-She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast
-at him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own
-part he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was
-patronised till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in
-a sickly way as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's
-cloak was flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to
-seating himself.
-
-“Madam, I am your servant,” he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient
-to command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such
-distinguished company.”
-
-“And so you should, sir,” cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled
-about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand
-patrons, my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you
-from slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely
-to feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity,
-General Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I
-had half a mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking
-me over! May I die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the
-General a lesson which he would have remembered to his dying hour--his
-dying hour--that is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn
-upon him.”
-
-“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,” said Mrs. Abington.
-“But I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being
-drawn on his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.”
-
-“If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I
-swear,” cried the Captain bowing over the table.
-
-“Good,” she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health--a
-bumper, sir, a bumper!”
-
-The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With
-an air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained
-it with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Hang him!” he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no
-malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam,
-shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge
-after charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health
-of a little man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show
-does his bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous
-to my heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.”
-
-“Nay, Captain,” said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain
-from challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many
-healths during the day, sir.”
-
-“What mean you by that, madam?” he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot
-carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you
-gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that
-you would have a chance of offering.”
-
-“Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,” said the actress hastily. “I will
-prove to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr.
-Goldsmith's new comedy.”
-
-“Now you are very much my dear,” said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy
-decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes,
-your confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam,
-shall it be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American
-rebels--curse 'em!--turn as green as their own coats--shall it be
-said that Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel--Washington his
-name is--George Washington”--he had considerable difficulty over the
-name--“is accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men--not
-men, but lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his
-Majesty's forces into the Potomac'--shall it be said that--that--what
-the devil was I about to say--shall it be said?--never mind--here's to
-the health of Colonel Washington!”
-
-“Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,” said Mrs.
-Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place;
-and, sir, you still wear the King's uniform.”
-
-“The devil take the King's uniform!” shouted the man. “The devils of
-rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell
-you, madam, that--nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is
-drank----” Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the room and
-seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung his
-cloak.
-
-“Hold, sir,” cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter
-upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I
-perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured
-by your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success
-to the cause that will triumph in America.” Jackson, who was standing at
-the table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a
-half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make
-him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast.
-
-“It sounds all right,” he muttered as if he were trying to convince
-himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all
-right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my
-little poet,” he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink,
-sir--drink to the success of the cause in America.” Goldsmith got upon
-his feet and raised his glass--it contained only a light wine.
-
-“Success to it!” he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his
-third tumbler of brandy.
-
-“Hark ye, my little poet!” whispered the latter very huskily, lurching
-across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not
-returned to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a
-general of generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned
-me out of the regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from
-Boston port, that he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was
-mistaken, sir, and that one of these days----Mum's the word, mind you!
-If you open your lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to
-pieces. I'll flay you alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis,
-let me tell you. What message did he send me when he heard that I was
-ready to blow Cornwallis's brains out and march my company across the
-Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to man--though a poet isn't quite a
-man--but that's my generosity. Said Washy--Washy--Wishy--Washy----
-Washington: 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the
-colonists, Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who
-would make the attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's
-the message I got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't
-everybody. Mark me, my friend--whatever your name is--I've got
-letters--letters----”
-
-“Yes, yes, you have letters--where?” cried Goldsmith, in the
-confidential whisper that the other had assumed.
-
-The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and
-then across his face there came the cunning look of the more than
-half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his
-chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing.
-
-“Letters--oh, yes--plenty of letters--but where?--where?--that's my own
-matter--a secret,” he murmured in vague tones. “The government would
-give a guinea or two for my letters--one of them came from Mount Vernon
-itself, Mr.--whatever your name maybe--and if you went to Mr. Secretary
-and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'”--he pronounced the word “Secrary”--“'I
-know that Dick Jackson is a rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are
-the letters to prove it?' where would you be, my clever friend? No, sir,
-my brains are not like Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the
-lady?”
-
-He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as
-well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room.
-
-“I'm here,” cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of
-which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall
-not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.”
-
-“Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?” cried the man with a lurch
-forward and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked--quite shocked! I
-wear the King's coat, though that cloak is my own--my own, and all that
-it contains--all that----”
-
-His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at
-his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face;
-he saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness
-that only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the
-cloak lay. He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining
-until he came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the
-pocket a leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively
-into the bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was
-another packet.
-
-Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over
-her chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that
-Sir Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.”
- She gave a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed
-coarsely, saying huskily--
-
-“A handkerchief--I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket of
-my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure--that's my motto. And now, my
-charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for I'll
-challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill up
-your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.--Mr. Killjoy, we'll call
-you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend only
-knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that the
-truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast--whatever it may
-be--or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!”
-
-Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy
-remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the
-man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass
-before Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand
-on the table, into a standing attitude, murmuring--
-
-“Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs.
-Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my
-table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.”
-
-He swallowed the contents of the tumbler--his fourth since he had
-entered the room--and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into his
-chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass.
-
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-
-“That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,” she cried,
-standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her
-hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and
-Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of
-my room, sir!”
-
-She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought
-it down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face
-watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken
-stupour, his jaw fallen.
-
-Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room.
-
-“Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress,
-pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated.
-
-“A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
-
-“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the
-goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
-hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have
-a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is
-Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.”
-
-* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
-watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from
-uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to
-Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set
-herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet
-which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket
-of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great
-difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the
-coach.
-
-“They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words
-spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in
-his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I
-say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel
-hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour.
-What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley?
-Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged
-his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac
-flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few
-stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been
-their darling always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but
-husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and
-he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the
-high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter
-re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at
-the door of the tavern.
-
-At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
-it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
-the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord
-and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson.
-He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed
-him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord
-and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such
-persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith
-reached the street.
-
-“Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his
-lodging.”
-
-“Nay, Doctor,” whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the
-fellow is a brawler--he will involve you in a quarrel before you reach
-the Strand.”
-
-“Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,” said Oliver. “The lady has laid it
-upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.”
-
-He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV.
-
-The instant he had seated himself he found to his amazement that the
-man beside him was fast asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the
-cushions one might have fancied that he had been sleeping for hours
-rather than minutes, so composed was he. Even the jolting of the
-starting coach made no impression upon him.
-
-Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had
-arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession
-he must act at once.
-
-He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in
-detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All
-he had to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the
-pocket, and then leave the coach while it was still in motion.
-
-The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted
-his position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his
-breast to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened
-himself in some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite
-unaware of the fact that some one was seated beside him.
-
-“Dear madam, you do me great honour,” he said, and then gave a little
-hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me
-all the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give
-you the plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold
-the documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to
-put pen to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to
-a fool. Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them--no price whatever
-except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they
-shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned,
-my lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her
-own letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer,
-in case of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents,
-for I know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the
-pocket of my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em--in case of
-accidents, Ned--to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend!
-and here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars
-for them.”
-
-Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken
-man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive.
-
-Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he
-referred to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel
-had not only tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been
-endeavouring to sell the secrets of the King's forces to the American
-rebels. Goldsmith had, however, no doubt that the letters which he was
-desirous of getting into his hands were those which the man had within
-his waistcoat. His belief in this direction did not, however, assist him
-to devise a plan for transferring the letters from the place where they
-reposed to his own pocket.
-
-The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious
-Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of
-the brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his
-fingers remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would
-be quite impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith
-could not claim to be, to open the garment.
-
-He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the
-packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet
-that it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont
-Blanc, was maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any
-more attempts to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake,
-and Goldsmith knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough
-to cope with three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique.
-
-Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit
-so broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the
-entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp.
-Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest
-did not end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide
-awake, and he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he
-spoke that he showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very
-far from sober.
-
-“Good Lord!” he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you
-be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me--grossly
-insulted me--turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, you
-rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you to
-look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for you.
-Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?”
-
-Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might
-not be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward
-attempt to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration
-of the question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open
-the door. He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the
-coach on to the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on
-its leathern straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the
-turnstile. At the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance
-to the court, almost coming in collision with Jackson.
-
-“You cursed, clumsy lout!” shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round
-as the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the
-other.
-
-“You low ruffian!” he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me
-to sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been
-waiting for you. Take that, you scoundrel--and that--and that----”
-
-He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the
-forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he
-fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the
-street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm.
-
-Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him--follow the murderer!” pointing
-wildly in the direction taken by the stranger.
-
-In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a
-pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his
-hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the
-body in order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more
-adroitness than was necessary--for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp
-all the street was in darkness--slipped the wallet into his other hand
-and then under his coat.
-
-A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which
-had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had
-been run through with a sword.
-
-“It was a knock-down blow,” said Goldsmith, still leaning over the
-prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great
-harm has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a
-beer barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his
-recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.”
-
-He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back,
-almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a
-sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he
-meant by choking him.
-
-A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith
-picked up his hat and straightened his sword, saying--
-
-“Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his
-physician in that way has small need of his services. I thought the
-fellow might be seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point
-recently; and so good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he
-relapse. By a casual savour of him I should say that he is not used to
-water.”
-
-He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple,
-and as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on
-completely recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned
-him, would miss his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was
-greatly relieved when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the
-head porter, and he paid the driver with a liberality that called down
-upon him a torrent of thanks.
-
-As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from
-cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no
-doubt that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands
-of his dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him--had
-alone trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task.
-
-He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his
-room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the
-wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes,
-and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a
-chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had
-taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of
-Mrs. Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that
-they were the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress!
-
-He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He
-was utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the
-occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought.
-He could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers,
-covered with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own
-desk before starting for the tavern.
-
-What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into
-the wallet?
-
-Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an
-hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer.
-
-He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come
-over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over
-which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table,
-Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining
-until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which
-he transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had
-had no time--at least, so Goldsmith thought--to put the sham act of the
-play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so
-unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been
-in the wallet?
-
-Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the
-greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the
-craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition
-of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected
-Mrs. Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the
-expense of the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on,
-and had fooled them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying
-that they were entrapping him.
-
-Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual,
-he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he
-was showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his
-shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that
-he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's
-happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had
-doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made
-by Mrs. Abington to entrap him.
-
-How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the
-length of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy
-that when they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on
-any subject. But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin
-to act, she had failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to
-place himself in her hands, hoping she would be able to help him.
-
-He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed
-would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the
-consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying
-to get the better.
-
-What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary,
-and tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him.
-She should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would
-have been ready to help her and capable of helping her--some man with a
-knowledge of men--some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver of
-fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. Nothing
-was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn achieve
-success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures.
-
-He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a
-house of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his
-life, whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze
-that had swept down upon it.
-
-He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical
-cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse
-than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had
-already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least,
-prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great
-a mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never
-have made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he
-said that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious
-generosity of the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity
-that had led him to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was
-utterly unsuited; and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him
-in the reflection that his awakening had come before it was too late. He
-had not been led away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She
-had been saved the unhappiness which that confession would bring to
-a nature so full of feeling as hers. And he had been saved the
-mortification of the thought that he had caused her pain.
-
-The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees
-of the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had
-passed before he fell asleep.
-
-He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he
-found that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the
-letters which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with
-but a languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the
-bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith
-had promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged
-the loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently,
-from its shape and bulk, a manuscript--one of the many which were
-submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned
-it over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact
-convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or
-perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get
-accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick.
-
-He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when
-at the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The
-instant he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that
-the parcel contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's
-handwriting to a certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire
-village where she had been staying the previous summer.
-
-On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from
-Mrs. Abing ton--the spelling as well as the writing was hers--
-
-“'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few
-feathers pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in
-the capp of dear Dr. Goldsmith.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI.
-
-He was so greatly amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the
-scattered letters on the table in front of him. He was even more amazed
-at finding them there than he had been the night before at not finding
-them in the wallet which he had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He
-thought he had arrived at a satisfactory explanation as to how he had
-come to find within the wallet the sheets of manuscript which he had had
-in his hand on entering the supper room; but how was he to account for
-the appearance of the letters in this parcel which he had received from
-Mrs. Abington?
-
-So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth--to
-appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his
-table. But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and
-happiness to Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy.
-She was saved. He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and
-who had the means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had
-caused him to go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing
-the task with which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been
-mistaken in applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish
-scheme of a pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken
-when she had singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most
-women would have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a
-knight-errant.
-
-His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his
-despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature
-knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early
-morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him;
-but now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him--his
-imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future
-happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to
-Mary and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of
-Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel
-Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished?
-
-He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of
-his formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest,
-but it was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion
-so delicate an enterprise as that which he--Goldsmith--had accomplished.
-Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. Abington to help
-him, and that was just where he would have made a huge mistake. Any man
-who thought to get the better of the devil without the aid of a woman
-was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of this as he
-stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been when he
-had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The previous
-half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and
-Providence and the world.
-
-When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate
-some breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had
-obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's
-thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in
-the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to
-be shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest--she must have
-felt the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it,
-substituting for them the sham act of the play which excused his
-entrance to the supper-room.
-
-The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that
-the wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He
-recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair
-with the cloak--much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the
-treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to
-turn him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had
-been to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her
-glass of wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as
-Mrs. Baddeley!
-
-He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that
-particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had
-acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting
-the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly
-perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place
-the letters beyond the man's hands.
-
-Once again he laughed, saying out loud--
-
-“Ah, I was right--a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy of a
-devil!”
-
-Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was
-at hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the
-letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself
-in connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of
-consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face
-would lighten--how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks
-would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt
-that she was safe.
-
-That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel
-bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on
-her face--if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her
-laughter. And then--then she would be happy for evermore, and he would
-be happy through witnessing her happiness.
-
-He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for
-the letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his
-servant announced two visitors.
-
-Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered.
-The former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a
-compatriot of his own, named Nicolo.
-
-“I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in
-my hands,” said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art
-of fencing as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the
-impression, singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than
-once during your wanderings in Tuscany.”
-
-“And now I am sure of it,” said Nicolo in French. He explained that he
-spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at
-Pisa when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in
-recognising him.”
-
-“And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,”
- said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the
-circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my
-memory, sir?”
-
-“There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,” said Signor
-Nicolo.
-
-“I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,”
- said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators--quite reckless, if
-you will permit me to say so much.”
-
-The man smiled somewhat grimly.
-
-“If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,”
- said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable
-climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian
-government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back
-again.”
-
-“It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor
-Nicolo,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of
-a beard and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.”
-
-“Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is
-now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,” said the man
-with another grim smile.
-
-“You are not quite right, my friend,” laughed Goldsmith; “for if my
-memory serves me--and it does so usually on the matter of dress--I had
-no coat whatsoever to my back--that was of no importance in Pisa, where
-the air was full of patriotism.”
-
-“The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,” said
-Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We
-are examples--Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a
-brewer's daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy
-Englishman--and there are a good number of them, too--into an expert
-swordsman in twelve lessons--yes, if the pupil will but practise
-sufficiently afterwards.”
-
-“We need not talk of business just now,” said Goldsmith. “I insist on
-my old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to
-'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such
-excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.”
-
-He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple
-of bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to
-him--very recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not
-have remained.
-
-The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was
-heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the
-room.
-
-“I have found you, you rascal!” he shouted, swaggering across the room
-to where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just
-one minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my
-pocket last night.”
-
-“And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken
-blackguard,” said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo,
-who was in the act of rising. “Come, sir,” he continued, “I submitted
-to your insults last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I
-promise you that I give you no such license in my own house. Take your
-carcase away, sir; my friends have fastidious nostrils.”
-
-Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his
-gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too
-cowardly to attack.
-
-“You cur!” he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me
-from running you through the body.”
-
-“Do you not? I do,” said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of
-wine off the table, and was toying with it in his hands.
-
-“Come, sir,” said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir
-John Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property,
-but, by the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will
-not spare you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an
-hour has passed.”
-
-“Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American
-spy, is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith
-has at hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest
-scoundrels,” said Goldsmith.
-
-Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a
-second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons.
-The bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly.
-
-“My little poet,” he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because
-you have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you
-for your information that I have something in my possession that I can
-use as I meant to use the letters.”
-
-“And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall
-kill you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!” cried Goldsmith,
-leaping up.
-
-There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through
-the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him
-behind a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson.
-
-“Pardon me, sir,” said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you
-to stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend
-and I regard as a grave affront to us.”
-
-“Then let one of you draw!” shouted the man. “I see that you are
-Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw,
-sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.”
-
-“Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,” said Baretti.
-“I do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a
-weaker man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a
-ruffian as you undoubtedly are.”
-
-He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter
-had whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti,
-putting quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when
-Baretti had turned partly round.
-
-“Briccone! assassin!” hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me,
-Nicolo,” he said addressing his friend in their own tongue.
-
-“He shall pay for it,” whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his
-foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out
-of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room.
-
-“Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,” he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage
-or two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase
-without absolutely killing the beast.”
-
-The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word.
-
-Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with
-laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian--it was not
-melodious--acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, trying to
-beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single inch.
-He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His expression
-resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has airily
-offered to play with him opens the game.
-
-After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to
-attack, Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword.
-
-“Take a chair, sir,” said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one
-before my friend has finished with you.”
-
-Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening
-before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt
-him now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the
-man breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the
-Italian.
-
-Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was
-no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but
-his antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard
-breathing was a contrast to the only other sound in the room--the
-grating of steel against steel.
-
-Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed
-gradually to vanish. He became more than serious--surely his expression
-was one of apprehension.
-
-Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as
-one of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's
-shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in
-doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge
-of the other man.
-
-It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as
-he pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in
-touching Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once,
-and now it was plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was
-breathing hard, and the look of apprehension on his face had increased
-until it had actually become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to
-perceive this, and malignant triumph was in every feature of his face.
-Any one could see that he felt confident of tiring out the visibly
-fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with staring eyes, once again clutched
-Baretti.
-
-Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig
-and forehead in smiles.
-
-“I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,”
- said he.
-
-In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third
-paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's
-head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying
-behind it like the little pennon on a lance.
-
-“Heavens!” whispered Goldsmith.
-
-“Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,” said Baretti. “For
-God's sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that
-last was like a bullet.”
-
-Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat
-from which it was torn.
-
-And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his
-face.
-
-“That is his fun,” said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great
-humourist!”
-
-The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught
-in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it.
-
-The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but
-his antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed
-him round the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing
-heavily, but apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his
-sword into his left hand, and was now fencing from that side.
-
-Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin.
-They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a
-meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle.
-Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate
-dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that
-Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a
-result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual.
-
-And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the
-man's pocket fell on the floor.
-
-With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor.
-The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining
-by a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo
-had spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single
-flash. Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they
-were the batch of letters which he had received in the course of his
-traffic with the American rebels.
-
-“Come, Sandrino,” said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal
-off, and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us.
-Come, sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has
-kept us from our wine too long already.”
-
-With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right
-sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash
-over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of
-the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with
-an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor,
-thoroughly exhausted.
-
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-
-Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung
-the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the
-guard.
-
-“John,” shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had
-witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too
-exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that
-man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked
-out of my house.” When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to
-the half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible
-bully and coward alive,” said he. “You did not hesitate to try and
-accomplish the ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here
-with intent to murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your
-clutches. If I let you go now, it is because I know that in these
-letters, which I mean to keep, I have such evidence against you as will
-hang you whenever I see fit to use it, and I promise you to use it if
-you are in this country at the end of two days. Now, leave this house,
-and thank my servant for giving you his coat, and this gentleman”--he
-pointed to Nicolo--“for such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you
-never before received.”
-
-The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which
-John Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot.
-
-“You contemptible cur!” he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have
-now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of
-them passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in
-pretty high places, let me tell you.”
-
-“I do not doubt it,” said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place
-for you and your friends.”
-
-The ruffian turned upon him in a fury.
-
-“Look to yourself, you foreign hound!” he said, his face becoming livid,
-and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare
-as before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to
-be made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!”
-
-“Turn that rascal into the street, John,” cried Goldsmith, and John
-bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he
-flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his
-powers--not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, but
-one which he was certain was more English in its style.
-
-“No one shall lay a hand on me,” said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am
-anxious to remain in such a company?”
-
-“Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,” said John, hustling him to the
-door. “Come--out with you--sharp!”
-
-In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly
-and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put
-on the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him
-walk in the direction of the Temple lodge.
-
-Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the
-prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them
-on his wall.
-
-“You came at an opportune moment, my friend,” said he. “You have not
-only saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never
-have known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of
-your art.”
-
-“The best swordsman is the best patriot,” said Baretti.
-
-“That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Alas! yes,” said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots,
-or you would not be able to live in England.”
-
-“I am not an Englishman,” said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and
-therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it
-is not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than
-to starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my
-dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti?
-Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor
-an hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects
-of the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it
-will take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the
-fragments of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr.
-Johnson's friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.”
-
-“Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,”
- said Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no
-engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.”
-
-“He has taken part in one engagement, at least,” said Goldsmith,
-
-“And I am now at your service,” said the fencing-master.
-
-They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his
-pocket--the second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his
-desk--and, parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and
-Anchor in an hour.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVII.
-
-It was with a feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before
-known, that Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All
-the exhilaration that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary
-exhibition of adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with
-him. The exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more
-than a suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance,
-Nicolo's pretence of being overmatched early in the contest--breathing
-hard and assuming a terrified expression--yielding his ground and
-allowing his opponent almost to run him through--could only be regarded
-as theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though
-amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did
-not prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon
-Goldsmith, more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt
-which he owed to Jackson.
-
-And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life
-in having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world
-the terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that
-every step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the
-realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's
-cheeks change to red once more.
-
-It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to
-Barton with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him
-this with a grave face as she brought him into a parlour.
-
-“I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr.
-Goldsmith,” said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little
-disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.”
-
-“Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?” he asked. This
-fresh proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was
-very dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise
-on the chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in
-his ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of
-his success.
-
-“She seemed very anxious to see you,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear
-Dr. Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her
-sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any
-secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to
-Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly,
-girlish fancy--my brother wrote to me that there had been in his
-neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home
-with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely
-she has got over that foolishness!”
-
-“Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that
-foolishness,” said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she
-sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.”
-
-“I do hope so,” said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to
-make her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared
-that that disgraceful letter in the _Packet_ had affected you. That was
-why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that
-nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.”
-
-“That was very kind of you, my dear madam,” said he; “but I have seen
-Mary since that thing appeared.”
-
-“To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?”
-
-“Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance
-that when I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to
-recovery. You have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor
-of medicine, and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in
-this direction may amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself
-have. Still, I think you will say something in my favour when you see
-Mary's condition begin to improve from the moment we have a little chat
-together.”
-
-“That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr.
-Goldsmith. Your chat with her will do more for her than all the
-medicine the most skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very
-inopportune time for her to fall sick.”
-
-“I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?”
-
-“Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not
-steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly
-attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.”
-
-“The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.”
-
-He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause.
-
-“Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman
-was drawn toward her?” said the lady smiling.
-
-“I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,” said Goldsmith. “And
-you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she
-would have listened to his proposals, madam?”
-
-“Why should she not have done so, sir?” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“Why not, indeed?”
-
-“Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,” said she. “He is,
-to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.”
-
-“You think so--you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing in
-such a case?” said Oliver, rather eagerly.
-
-“How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?” cried Mrs.
-Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I
-am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between
-my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years.
-After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty--thirty-seven,
-I believe--but he does not look more than thirty-five.”
-
-“No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which
-you give emphasis, madam,” said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will
-see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?”
-
-“I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself
-so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,” said the lady.
-“That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring
-back the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly
-attracted to her.”
-
-“I understand--I understand.”
-
-He spoke slowly, gravely.
-
-“I knew you would help us,” said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you
-will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your
-Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have
-passed.”
-
-Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for
-him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks--not for him, but
-for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days,
-the hours of thought--all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from
-facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting
-his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her
-sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being
-for evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a
-possession as her love.
-
-That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and
-yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said--
-
-“Even so; I am satisfied--I am satisfied.”
-
-It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and
-Goldsmith persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he
-succeeded in doing so, for he had felt it was quite possible that
-Baretti might inquire of him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to
-Brick Court, and he could not well explain to the Italian the nature of
-the enterprise which he had so successfully carried out by the aid
-of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing to take Mrs. Abington into
-his confidence, and quite another to confide in Baretti. He was
-discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, while the
-secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it would be by
-no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some people might
-laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that which was
-generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and Baretti
-a man.
-
-He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn
-all about Jackson--that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have
-become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance,
-for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes.
-He was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to
-prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day.
-
-Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts
-regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which
-the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the
-conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials,
-declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a
-man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared
-out--
-
-“Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here--and indeed, sir, I am
-glad that he is not--he would say that your definition was so good as to
-make him certain you had stolen it from me.”
-
-“Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have
-been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very
-foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person,
-Dr. Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly,
-that you would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of
-stealing from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which
-when it comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir,
-are you satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?”
-
-“Sir, I am more than satisfied,” said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the
-cunning master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face.
-This was a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience.
-
-After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre,
-to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington
-for managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped
-to do.
-
-He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her
-costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the
-less subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee,
-holding her hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to
-speak, and she knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she
-was quite accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew,
-were of equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's.
-
-“Well, my poet,” she said at last, “have you need of my services to
-banish any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?”
-
-“I was right,” he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was
-not mistaken in you, my dear lady.”
-
-“Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest
-demon that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,” said
-she. “Well, sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment--a more doubtful
-compliment than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her
-champion. But you have not told me of your adventurous journey with our
-friend in the hackney coach.”
-
-“Nay,” he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means
-you became possessed of the letters which I wanted--by what magic you
-substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me
-into the supper room.”
-
-“Psha, sir!” said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered
-from a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair,
-that he had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He
-gave me a hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is
-not to be trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every
-document on which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty
-naturally received a great shock when he offered to drink to the
-American rebels, and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or
-so sufficed me to discover the wallet with the letters; but then I
-was at my wits' end to find something to occupy their place in the
-receptacle. Happily my eye caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay
-in your hat on the floor beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick
-was played. I had a sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep
-me hoping all the night that you would be able to get possession of the
-wallet, believing it contained the letters for which you were in search.
-Lord, sir! I tried to picture your face when you drew out your own
-papers.” The actress lay back on her couch and roared with laughter,
-Goldsmith joining in quite pleasantly.
-
-“Ah!” he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression
-which my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most
-humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but
-he paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he
-termed his property.”
-
-“Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?”
-
-At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs.
-Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments.
-
-“By my faith, sir!” she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been
-there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,” she added a moment afterwards,
-“you will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the
-town.”
-
-“Nay, my dear,” said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left
-my room--not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents
-as would hang him.”
-
-“Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon
-your life?” cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point
-of sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a
-matter of business.”
-
-“Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is
-something in what you say,” said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a
-hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to
-the very door of my chambers.”
-
-“Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have
-yet to write for me in a comedy.”
-
-“I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my
-dear friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.”
-
-“Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?” cried the actress, looking
-at him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua
-Reynolds could not quite translate to show the next century what manner
-of woman was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young
-wife of the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country
-girl's smile of Mrs. Abington.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVIII.
-
-Goldsmith kept his word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was
-alert all the time he was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be
-waiting to make an attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any
-adventure, however, and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel
-of letters and set himself to peruse their contents.
-
-He had no need to read them all--the first that came to his hand was
-sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was
-perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the
-rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown
-themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which
-he had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of
-Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead
-of merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to
-England as a suspected traitor.
-
-As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was
-indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had
-obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would
-certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the
-country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon
-him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and
-Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former
-course.
-
-Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he
-ask himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have
-been so blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his
-honesty.
-
-He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour
-which attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies
-of his country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself
-to be, he would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly
-weaknesses were dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the
-tenderness of her heart only made him feel that she was all the more a
-woman, and therefore all the more to be loved.
-
-It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the
-Hornecks.
-
-He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine.
-There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he
-would attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock
-dinner. It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably
-be at the meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with
-the dangerous character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due
-precautions against any attack that the desperate man might be
-induced to make upon him. No doubt Baretti would make a good point
-in conversation with his friends of the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's
-counselling caution to any one; but the latter was determined to give
-the Italian his advice on this matter, whatever the consequences might
-be.
-
-It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention
-in full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not
-return from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the
-Academy Baretti failed to put in an appearance.
-
-He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to
-communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not
-having a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect.
-
-“You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,” said
-Reynolds. “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if
-only to apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has
-promised to come, and I have secured Johnson as well.”
-
-Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in
-front, he followed with Reynolds some distance behind--not so far,
-however, as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was
-engaged in a discourse with his sweet companion--he was particularly
-fond of such companionship--on the dignity inseparable from a classic
-style in painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the
-habiliments of their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a
-painter who required any considerable amount of remonstrance from
-her preceptors to keep her feet from straying in regard to classical
-traditions. The artist who gave the purest Greek features and the Roman
-toga alike to the Prodigal Son and King Edward III could not be said to
-be capable of greatly erring from Dr. Johnson's precepts.
-
-All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of
-eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious
-adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild
-suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so
-faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might
-eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art.
-
-“What, sir!” cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at
-anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member
-of Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day
-clothes--that the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?”
-
-“Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,” replied
-Goldsmith.
-
-Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered
-to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary
-than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his
-phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave.
-
-“Sir,” he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very
-flagrant example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even
-depicted in his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted
-position, is not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what
-would he be if shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after
-what you call the natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the
-advisability of the epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in
-English.”
-
-“And why not, sir?” said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added,
-“For my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in
-Westminster Abbey written in English.”
-
-Every one laughed, including--when the bull had been explained to
-her--Angelica Kauffman.
-
-After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its
-door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord
-went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds,
-lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been
-detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass
-Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the
-reason of his absence from the meeting.
-
-When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that
-as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to
-wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped
-him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the
-hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence.
-The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door.
-
-“If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed
-the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out
-so as to reach the ear of Reynolds.
-
-“A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two
-men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has
-been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding
-in the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no
-time coming to you.”
-
-“Merciful heaven!” cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order
-to warn him.”
-
-“You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack
-as was made upon him,” said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom
-Baretti was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable
-gang well known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated
-what his name was.”
-
-“And what was his name?” asked Reynolds.
-
-“Richard Jackson,” replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name
-before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.”
-
-“The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,” said Goldsmith.
-
-“Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged,
-should a jury find him guilty,” said Steevens. “We must make an effort
-to avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to
-speak to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They
-carried my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to
-go without delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr.
-Garrick. He hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John
-Fielding at Bow street in the morning.”
-
-“That we shall,” said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice
-available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him
-that he may depend on our help, such as it is.”
-
-The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still
-waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in
-custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but
-they offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have,
-and also to carry back to them his reply.
-
-Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an
-account of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could
-not induce the constables to allow him to go into his presence. They,
-however, bore in his message to the effect that he might depend on the
-help of all his friends in his emergency.
-
-Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected,
-and they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd--afar from
-reputable crowd--so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed,
-and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined
-the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in
-the surgeon's hands.
-
-Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the
-meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through
-the Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two
-men rushed out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with
-heavy sticks. One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his
-sword, but he succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself
-with the small fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him,
-as was the custom in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article
-of diet, he had undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great
-mischance he must have severed an artery.
-
-The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his
-friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held
-a commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being
-tried by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to
-England by Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months,
-and had recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house
-in Whetstone Park.
-
-“So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence,
-it seems to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,” said
-Goldsmith.
-
-“If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the
-gentleman,” said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell
-them that it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of
-its rogues.”
-
-Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the
-view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid
-of the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having
-parted from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy.
-He could not help feeling that Baretti was the victim of
-his--Goldsmith's--want of consideration. What right had he, he asked
-himself, to drag Baretti into a matter in which the Italian had no
-concern? He felt that a man of the world would certainly have acted
-with more discretion, and if anything happened to Baretti he would never
-forgive himself.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIX.
-
-After a very restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that
-Johnson had already gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house
-Goldsmith learned that Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's;
-so it was plain that Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting
-about helping him. They all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and
-Goldsmith found that Burke had already instructed a lawyer on behalf of
-Baretti. His tender heart was greatly moved at the sight of Baretti
-when the latter was brought into court, and placed in the dock, with a
-constable on each side. But the prisoner himself appeared to be quite
-collected, and seemed proud of the group of notable persons who had come
-to show their friendship for him. He smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith,
-and, when the witnesses were being examined, polished the glasses of his
-spectacles with the greatest composure. He appeared to be confident that
-Sir John Fielding would allow him to go free when evidence was given
-that Jackson had been a man of notoriously bad character, and he seemed
-greatly surprised when the magistrate announced that he was returning
-him for trial at the next sessions.
-
-Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the
-prisoner in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request
-was granted.
-
-He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on
-this melancholy drive, saying--
-
-“My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to
-this.”
-
-“Psha, sir!” said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this
-country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment.
-In what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross
-ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the
-protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his
-violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by
-accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried
-for my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice
-in this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!”
-
-“Do not be alarmed,” said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and
-jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for
-being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?”
-
-“I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way
-responsible for this _contretemps_,” said Baretti. “But I cannot forgive
-that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and failed
-to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a
-considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow
-whom I killed should be regarded sacred--as sacred as though he were an
-Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so ridiculous?”
-
-“You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,”
- said Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted--oh,
-quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and
-Reynolds and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.”
-
-But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued
-railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at
-Newgate.
-
-It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone
-in the coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house
-in Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been
-uncertain whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to
-see Mary Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress
-of mind from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the
-conclusion that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in
-respect of the man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for
-him, Goldsmith. Now, however, that he had discharged his duty so far as
-he could in regard to Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy
-Bride.
-
-Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the
-signs of recent tears were visible on it.
-
-“Dear Dr. Goldsmith,” she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.”
-
-“How so, madam?” he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to
-him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the
-point of death?
-
-“She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than
-when she left town,” said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her
-condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as
-was brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor
-Baretti?”
-
-“It prostrated her?”
-
-“Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is
-printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he
-read out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair
-to the floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her
-friends, instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.”
-
-“And now?”
-
-“Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming
-with strange impatience--I told her that you had been here yesterday and
-also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke
-from her faint--accusing herself of bringing her friends into trouble,
-but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come--why does he not come
-to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr.
-Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her
-in this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as
-acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw
-the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition
-is the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to
-call to-day.”
-
-“Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,” said Goldsmith, “Will
-you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I
-am confident that I can restore her to health?”
-
-“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!--ah, if you only could! But alas,
-alas!”
-
-He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last
-interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of
-sobbing within the room came to his ears.
-
-“Now, my dear child,” said her mother with an affectation of
-cheerfulness, “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come
-to his Jessamy Bride.”
-
-The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most
-pathetically how weak she was.
-
-“Ah, he is come he is come!” she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he
-has much to tell me.”
-
-“Yes.” said he; “I have much.”
-
-Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead.
-
-She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand
-spasmodically in both her own--he felt how they were trembling-as she
-cried--
-
-“The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead--you know it, of
-course? Oh, it is terrible--terrible! But the letters!--they will be
-found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be impossible
-to keep my secret longer. Will his friends--he had evil friends, I
-know--will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by your face that
-you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be undone--undone.”
-
-“My dear,” he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I
-could bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?”
-
-“The best! Ah, what is the best?”
-
-“It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my
-child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.”
-
-She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped
-more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to
-speak, but failing to utter a single word.
-
-He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet
-of her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for
-certainly a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only
-gaze mutely at the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the
-truth upon her meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not
-now be overwhelmed with the joy of being saved.
-
-Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung
-her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks.
-Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed--not hysterically,
-but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an effort and
-walked across the room to the window that looked upon the street. He
-followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she turned round
-with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long was it since
-he had heard her laugh in that way?
-
-She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for
-her cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June,
-and her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness.
-
-“Ah,” she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I
-was right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew
-that you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to
-me for evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like
-you, dear Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that--so good, so true,
-so full of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the
-greatest and best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear,
-dear friend! O, you are a friend to be trusted--a friend who would be
-ready to die for his friend. Gratitude--you do not want gratitude. It is
-well that you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you
-for what you have done? You have saved me from death--from worse than
-death--and I know that the thought that you have done so will be your
-greatest reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel
-that I live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me
-out of the deep waters--the waters that had well-nigh closed over my
-head.”
-
-He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon
-him. His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him;
-but he felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since
-he had lived to see--even through the dimness of tears--so sweet a
-face looking into his own with eyes full of the light of--was it the
-gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman?
-
-He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the
-small hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the
-tendrils of a climbing flower.
-
-“Have you nothing to say to me--no word to give me at this moment?” she
-asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her fingers
-seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own.
-
-“What word?” said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such
-a man as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete
-happiness as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in
-words. You have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my
-life. You have understood me--you alone, and that to such as I means
-happiness.”
-
-She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had
-flung them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the
-direction of the window.
-
-“You talk of my understanding you,” she said in a voice that had a sob
-in it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a
-man's nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy
-of a thought?”
-
-He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with
-a sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and
-locked the fingers of both together.
-
-Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing
-the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in
-the throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman
-well enough to have no thought of himself--no thought except for her
-happiness.
-
-“No,” he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say
-to you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for
-himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain
-happy--watching your happiness--in silence. Perhaps I may understand
-you--I may understand something of the thought which gratitude suggests
-to you.”
-
-“Ah, gratitude!” said she in a tone that was sad even in its
-scornfulness. She had not turned her head toward him.
-
-“Yes, I may understand something of your nature--the sweetest, the
-tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself
-better, and I know in what direction lies my happiness--in what
-direction lies your happiness.”
-
-“Ah! are you sure that they are two--that they are separate?” said she.
-And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his face.
-
-There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He
-still held them behind him. At last he said slowly--
-
-“I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were
-a chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to
-look on happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there
-is more happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not
-speak--for God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which
-are trembling on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.”
-
-She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she
-turned away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears,
-with her face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly.
-
-After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair.
-
-She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a
-hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice--
-
-“You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that
-word; but I can never--never cease to think of you as the best--the
-noblest--the truest of men. You have been my best friend--my only
-friend--and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by a
-woman.”
-
-He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word.
-
-A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room.
-
-“Oh, mother, mother!” cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was
-right--I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a
-new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more--that
-I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!”
-
-“Why, what a transformation there is already!” said her mother. “Ah, Dr.
-Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!”
-
-“Friend--friend!” she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was always
-my friend, and he will be so forever--my friend--our friend.”
-
-“Always, always,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you
-have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has
-just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition.
-May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by
-seeing you?”
-
-“No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,” cried the girl. “Send him
-away--send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one but
-our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do for
-me that I should wish to see him?”
-
-“My dear Mary----”
-
-“Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet
-sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has
-not yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing
-together as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am
-myself again.”
-
-“I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,” said Mrs.
-Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.”
-
-“Do, dear mother,” cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next
-year, sweetest of mothers, or--best of all--say that he had better come
-by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by and
-by is easily said.'”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXX.
-
-As he went to his chambers to dress before going to dine with the
-Dillys in the Poultry, Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years.
-He had seen the light return to the face that he loved more than all
-the faces in the world, and he had been strong enough to put aside the
-temptation to hear her confess that she returned the love which he bore
-her, but which he had never confessed to her. He felt happy to know that
-the friendship which had been so great a consolation to him for several
-years--the friendship for the family who had been so good and so
-considerate to him--was the same now as it had always been. He felt
-happy in the reflection that he had spoken no word that would tend to
-jeopardise that friendship. He had seen enough of the world to be made
-aware of the fact that there is no more potent destroyer of friendship
-than love. He had put aside the temptation to speak a word of love; nay,
-he had prevented her from speaking what he believed would be a word of
-love, although the speaking of that word would have been the sweetest
-sound that had ever fallen upon his ears.
-
-And that was how he came to feel happy.
-
-And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he
-found a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had
-dedicated to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy.
-He added poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly
-interpreted--verses pulsating with the love that was in his
-heart--verses which Mary Horneck could not fail to interpret aright
-should they ever come before her eyes.
-
-“But they shall never come before her eyes,” he said. “Ah, never--never!
-It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.”
-
-And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day
-she might read those verses of his--yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if
-that day was far off or nigh.
-
-When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house,
-he had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did
-not, however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to
-entertain his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's
-killing of Jackson as an accident.
-
-After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be
-well for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be
-to the advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the
-threats made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it
-might be possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck.
-But Burke, after hearing the story--no mention of the name of Mary
-Horneck being made by Goldsmith--came to the conclusion that it would be
-unwise to introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part
-of the man who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer--as,
-indeed, they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity
-on Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered
-that a defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was
-most likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal.
-If it could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently
-as some of the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did,
-Burke and his legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance
-of obtaining a verdict.
-
-The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of
-the acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine
-nature had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's
-safety, and any one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated
-trial would undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this
-matter was fully justified. That there should have been any suggestion
-of premeditation in the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of
-Baretti seems amazing to a modern reader of the case as stated by
-the Crown. But as Edmund Burke stated about that time in the House of
-Commons, England was a gigantic shambles. The barest evidence against
-a prisoner was considered sufficient to bring him to the gallows for an
-offence which nowadays, if proved against him on unmistakable testimony,
-would only entail his incarceration for a week. Women were hanged for
-stealing bread to keep their children from that starvation which was the
-result of the kidnapping of their husbands to serve in the navy; and
-yet Burke's was the only influential voice that was lifted up against
-a system in comparison with which slavery was not only tolerable, but
-commendable.
-
-Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson
-was the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For
-all his railing against the detestable laws of the detestable
-country--which, however, he found preferable to his own--he ridiculed
-the possibility of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered
-it within the bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that,
-however absurd was the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the
-likelihood was that he would experience the feelings incidental to such
-an excursion.
-
-He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at
-Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty
-with his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent
-authority of Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition
-of the sage.
-
-It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty
-of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste
-as well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of
-Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that
-if one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat
-his dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we
-know something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the
-idiotic insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record
-of Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably
-deceived no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to
-silence.
-
-But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be--however
-insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may--according to Johnson--have been,
-there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation
-until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though
-Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained
-an envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined
-to mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit
-for appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk.
-
-Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife
-was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians,
-they might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought
-by the prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had
-attacked him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems
-rather a strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law
-permitted men to carry swords presumably for their own protection.
-
-Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he
-joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which
-was felt--or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was
-simulated--by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of
-the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the
-circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had
-not been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance
-that he would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the
-counsel, as well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old
-Bailey.
-
-When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he
-had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he
-was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the
-Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and
-trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works
-which he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in
-addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of
-his promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance.
-
-He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times
-to see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of
-friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in
-her usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the
-fun in which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too
-busy to reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's
-country house wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in
-their pranks, and to submit, as he did with such good will, to their
-practical jests.
-
-He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of
-the pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he
-would see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her
-constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both
-of them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure
-that he would be as strong a second time.
-
-This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged--this constant endeavour
-to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life endurable to
-him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, when a coach
-drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had passed, and Mrs.
-Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the change which was
-apparent in his appearance.
-
-“Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!” she cried when she entered his little
-parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he
-was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw
-you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but
-despairing.”
-
-“Nay, my dear madam,” he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack
-of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me
-assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to
-give me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught
-sight of you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a
-moment; I feared that--ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.”
-
-“However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked
-as I was when you appeared before me,” said the lady. “Why, dear sir,
-you are killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one
-here to give you the attention which your condition requires.”
-
-“What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?” said the Doctor, making a
-pitiful attempt to assume his old manner.
-
-“Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,” said she. “I will take you in
-hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now
-I will beg of you to go thither in your own.”
-
-“To Barton? Oh, my dear madam----”
-
-“Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I
-should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own
-interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others
-than to help yourself.”
-
-“How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?”
-
-“Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one
-who could be of the same help to us as you.”
-
-“There is no one who would be more willing, madam.”
-
-“You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that
-mysterious indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced
-that it was you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.”
-
-“Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again
-in need of my help.”
-
-“It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that
-you are interested in her future--in the happiness which we all are
-anxious to secure for her.”
-
-“Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?”
-
-“I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family--nay, I can
-talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.”
-
-“You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.”
-
-“And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day.
-I know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that
-Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.”
-
-“No; she has not told me that.”
-
-He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the
-emotion which he felt.
-
-“It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally
-settled, and so not worthy of another thought,” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“Finally settled?” repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel
-Gwyn's proposal?”
-
-“On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,” said the mother.
-
-He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment
-one of gladness?
-
-“Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,” said
-the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character
-is irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am
-convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him--and
-yet she sends him away from her.”
-
-“That is possibly because she knows her own mind--her own heart, I
-should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.”
-
-“Alas! she is but a girl.”
-
-“Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives
-is worthy of her.”
-
-“That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too
-rigidly on that assumption--an assumption which would condemn her to
-live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to
-take a practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely
-concerns the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you
-take a great interest.”
-
-“I would do anything for her happiness.”
-
-“I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards
-you with the greatest respect and esteem--nay, if I may say it, with
-affection as well.”
-
-“Ah! affection--affection for me?”
-
-“You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard
-for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to
-yield to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit.
-Mary is there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence
-with her on behalf of Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“What! I, madam?”
-
-“Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell
-you, my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving
-yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for
-no one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am
-convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion
-while turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your
-influence, will you not, dear friend?”
-
-“I must have time to think--to think. How can I answer you at once in
-this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.”
-
-He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace
-looking into the empty grate.
-
-“You are wrong,” she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is
-in your thoughts--in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she
-would stand on a different footing in respect to you.”
-
-“Ah! a different footing!”
-
-“I think that you are in error in that respect,” said the lady.
-“Marriage is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is
-not Katherine the same to you now as she was before she married Charles
-Bunbury?”
-
-He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew
-of what was in his heart!
-
-“Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,” said he.
-
-“And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,” said Mrs. Horneck.
-
-“But where lies the need for her to marry at once?” he inquired. “If she
-were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should
-not marry at once; but if she does not love him----”
-
-“Who can say that she does not love him?” cried the lady. “Oh, my dear
-Dr. Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world
-of whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir,
-I was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When
-I married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually
-disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly,
-for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a
-woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing
-a just opinion on the subject.”
-
-“I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.”
-
-“Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous
-of seeing her married to a good man--a man with whom her future
-happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend;
-alas! that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates
-her life and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is
-ruled by her heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what
-her uncle, with whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her
-meeting a certain man there--my brother did not make me acquainted with
-his name--and being so carried away with some plausible story he told
-that she actually fancied herself in love with him--actually, until my
-brother, learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop
-to an affair that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her
-heart----”
-
-“Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.”
-
-“That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at
-some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like
-the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not
-fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you
-desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?”
-
-There was a long pause before he said--
-
-“Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to
-point out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,” cried the
-mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not
-to put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl
-with a heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that
-direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to
-the ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.”
-
-“You are a woman.”
-
-“I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts--her longings--her
-hopes--and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart--ah, Dr.
-Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's
-life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?--
-
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly.
-
- And finds too late. . .'
-
-To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of
-poor Olivia!” He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines
-in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying--
-
-“I will go to her.”
-
-“You will be saving her--ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,”
- cried Mrs. Horneck.
-
-He started slightly.
-
-“Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?”
-
-“I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and
-saw you,” she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and
-the change to the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been
-neglecting yourself--yes, and some one who will nurse you back to life.
-Oh, Barton is the place for you!”
-
-“There is no place I should like better to die at,” said he.
-
-“To die at?” she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death
-still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for
-you.”
-
-“Your daughter Mary is there,” said he.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXI.
-
-He wrote that very evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure,
-one of his merry letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had
-resolved to yield gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant
-to leave for Barton the next day. When that letter was written he gave
-himself up to his thoughts.
-
-All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between
-her and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making
-it impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought
-himself to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he,
-Oliver Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her
-sister--with the affection which exists between good friends.
-
-While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart,
-he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic
-heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she
-had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire,
-and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew
-what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He
-knew that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done
-that day, she would have told him that she loved him.
-
-Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to
-follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such
-mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be
-led in the future?
-
-Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was
-to be found only in marriage--marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn
-undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit
-to himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He
-undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a
-good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck,
-and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the
-dangers which surrounded her.
-
-Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He
-would, moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word
-duty, which would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his
-argument, tend to frustrate his intention.
-
-He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed,
-and he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his
-visit would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought
-before leaving was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a
-moment's consideration.
-
-She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where
-the coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was
-even more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance.
-While still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with
-pleasure the instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward
-him, and Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself
-painfully and laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement
-both on her face and on that of her brother-in-law.
-
-She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so.
-
-“Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?” he cried. “Why,
-you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?”
-
-Mary only shook her head.
-
-“I have been ill,” said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen
-you both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she
-ready to give me another lesson in loo?”
-
-“She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,” said
-Bunbury, while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we
-will take care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,” he
-continued. “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are!
-But we'll build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you
-and such as you, my friend.”
-
-“I tell you I am better already,” cried Goldsmith; and then, as the
-chaise drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her
-face had become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him;
-she was not even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and
-the ploughed fields.
-
-Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the
-uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests
-which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton;
-but though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the
-chaise arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her
-guest at the great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the
-depressing effect of her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not
-betray the shock which she experienced on observing how greatly changed
-was her friend since he had been with her and her sister at Ranelagh.
-She met him with a laugh and a cry of “You have never come to us without
-your scratch-wig? If you have forgot it, you will e'en have to go back
-for it.”
-
-The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had
-last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on,
-at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid
-vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly
-became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for
-his friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the
-harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that
-Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of
-his visit to the house he loved. He felt better--better than he had been
-for months.
-
-In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered
-her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister
-after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing
-imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of
-his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily
-the manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of
-the scene, especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she
-declared she had good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so
-greatly as to cause him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea,
-when he had meant to talk about love.
-
-She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much
-character into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to
-imitate, she never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating
-person would be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily
-than Goldsmith at the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene.
-
-Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into
-the already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected
-to understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his
-rejection. A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary,
-and of course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely
-appropriate to Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and
-good-humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done in the
-house which humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done
-in the house which had ever been so delightful to at least one of the
-guests.
-
-He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its
-fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an
-incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was
-extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat
-as the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day
-treated before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband?
-
-And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to
-him--that Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her
-future such as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think
-what might be in store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only
-by her own sympathetic heart.
-
-He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel
-Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to
-laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection
-of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no
-doubt that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of
-gravity.
-
-The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the
-afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with
-Mary in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new
-covers on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of
-the many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and
-jars of preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with
-bundles of sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling,
-Charles Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in.
-
-“What a housewife we have become!” he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the
-head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.”
-
-Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before
-the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase.
-
-“I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,” said he, “that I do not enter into the
-spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her
-husband.”
-
-“'Tis foolish on their part,” said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on
-the watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active
-abettor of her in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle
-threadbare by now.”
-
-“Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,”
- said he.
-
-“Indeed, I agree with you,” she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do
-not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel
-flattered by his attention?”
-
-“No--no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any
-man from the Prince down--or should I say up?” he replied.
-
-“'Twould be treason to say so,” she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel
-Gwyn be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way
-of treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more
-valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never
-saved a poor woman a day's work.”
-
-“I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,” said he quietly. “On the
-contrary, I came down here specially to talk of him.”
-
-“Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,” said she,
-continuing her work.
-
-“Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,”
- said he.
-
-“Only of late!” she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of
-your thoughts long ago as well.”
-
-“I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But
-latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.” She ceased her work
-and looked towards him gratefully--attentively. He left his seat and
-went to her side.
-
-“My sweet Jessamy Bride,” said he, “I have thought of your future with
-great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as--as--perhaps a father
-might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is dependent
-upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of snares.”
-
-“I know that,” she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some
-experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame
-would have been mine!”
-
-“Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful
-affair,” said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at
-first, and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But
-alas! 'tis just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for
-you.”
-
-“Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,” said she. “Did not I send
-Colonel Gwyn away from me?”
-
-“You were wrong to do so, my Mary,” he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good
-man--he is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able
-to shelter you from all dangers--from the dangers into which your own
-heart may lead you again as it led you before.”
-
-“You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?” said she.
-
-“Yes,” he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as
-his wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a
-girl as you in the world.”
-
-“Ah! my dear friend,” she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to
-know that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from
-the day she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only
-begin to beset her on that day?”
-
-“Often--often. But it would not be so with you, dear child--at least,
-not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly
-man all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the
-standpoint of her matchmaking mother.”
-
-“Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this
-way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think
-of you always as I think of you know--bound to no man--the dearest of
-all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same
-position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have
-seen that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.”
-
-“And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?”
-
-“Yes--yes--I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your--your
-happiness--yes, happiness in the future.”
-
-“Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!” she cried. “You are
-ready to sacrifice yourself--I mean you are ready to forego all the
-pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for
-the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to
-happiness--or what you fancy will be happiness.”
-
-“I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.”
-
-“I do,” she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean
-to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not
-marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“Nay--nay--do not speak so definitely,” he said.
-
-“I will speak definitely,” she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to
-speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of
-being happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else
-with all my heart, I dare not--oh! I dare not even entertain the thought
-of marrying Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“You love some one else?” he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment
-there went through his mind the thought--
-
-“_Her heart has led her astray once again._'”
-
-“I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,” she cried;
-“I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the
-world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his
-heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.”
-
-Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying
-in a hushed voice--
-
-“Ah, child--child--spare me that pain--let me go from you.”
-
-“Not till you hear me,” she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love
-you--only you, Oliver Goldsmith?”
-
-“Hush--for God's sake!” he cried.
-
-“I will not hush,” she said. “I will speak for love's sake--for the sake
-of that love which I bear you--for the sake of that love which I know
-you return.”
-
-“Alas--alas!”
-
-“I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her
-love for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before
-heaven would be in my keeping silence--in marrying a man I do not love.
-Ah! I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood
-your nature--so sweet--so simple--so great--so true. I thought last year
-when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling which I had for
-you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to know the truth.”
-
-He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper--
-
-“Stop--stop--for God's sake, stop! I--I--do not love you.”
-
-She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh
-died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes
-fixed upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor.
-
-“You do not love me?” she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those
-words again with your eyes looking into mine?”
-
-“Do not humiliate me further,” he said. “Have some pity upon me.”
-
-“No--no; pity is not for me,” she said. “If you spoke the truth when you
-said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not love
-me.”
-
-“You say you know me,” he cried, “and yet you think it possible that
-I could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and
-sympathetic heart has made for your own undoing. Look there--there--into
-that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.”
-
-He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an
-exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering
-and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark--a
-figure attenuated by want and ill-health.
-
-“Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,” he said, “and you will see
-what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which
-have been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the
-pain they gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in
-the future? Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who
-have been kinder than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune
-that could befall them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I
-could be so base.”
-
-“I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best
-worthy of being loved of all men in the world,” said she. “Ah, sir,
-cannot you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my
-affection for you?”
-
-“Mary--Mary--this is madness!”
-
-“Listen to me,” she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I
-will put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that
-you do not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-There was another pause before he said--
-
-“Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an
-ordeal? Let me go--let me go.”
-
-“Not until you answer me--not until I have proved you. Look into my
-eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just
-now.”
-
-“Ah, dear child----”
-
-“You cannot speak those words.” There was another long silence. The
-terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words
-are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was
-maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice
-whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood
-before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with
-expectation.
-
-He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little
-way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and
-said slowly--
-
-“It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.”
-
-“That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!”
-
-She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.
-
-He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of
-the room--out of the house.
-
-In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much
-of the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy
-impulse.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXXII.
-
-When he did not return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became
-alarmed. He had only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went
-out; he had left no line to tell them that he did not mean to return.
-
-Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the
-still-room, he inquired.
-
-She told him the truth--as much of the truth as she could tell.
-
-“I am afraid that his running away was due to me,” she said. “If so, I
-shall never forgive myself.”
-
-“What can be your meaning, my dear?” he inquired. “I thought that you
-and he had always been the closest friends.”
-
-“If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,” said
-she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance
-of Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and
-begged of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the
-proposal of Colonel Gwyn.”
-
-“I heard nothing of that,” said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so
-I suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and
-said something that offended him.”
-
-She held down her head.
-
-“You should be ashamed of yourself,” said he “Have you not seen long ago
-that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?”
-
-“I am ashamed of myself,” said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my
-harshness.”
-
-“That will not bring him back,” said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is
-always the best of friends who part in this fashion.”
-
-Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had
-so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he
-felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and
-induce him to return.
-
-But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came
-back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His
-face was very grave.
-
-“I saw the poor fellow,” he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick
-Court. He is very ill indeed.”
-
-“What, too ill to be moved?” she cried. He shook his head.
-
-“Far too ill to be moved,” he said. “I never saw a man in worse
-condition. He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks
-before now, and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love
-to you and to Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he
-says.”
-
-“His rudeness! his rudeness!” said Katherine, her eyes streaming with
-tears. “Oh, my poor friend--my poor friend!” She did not tell her sister
-all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very anxious
-to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had seen
-him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him had
-promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change to
-the country.
-
-The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the
-postboy's horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a
-letter from the doctor.
-
-No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to
-Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting.
-
-When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained
-sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand--poems addressed to her--the
-love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long
-hopeless years.
-
-She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart.
-
-She started up, crying--
-
-“Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me--he loves me as I love him--only
-his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love--he loves me,
-and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have
-sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself--nay, he has sacrificed
-himself for me--for me!”
-
-She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands.
-
-“My dear--dear sister,” said Katherine, “is it possible that
-you--you----”
-
-“That I loved him, do you ask?” cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I
-loved him--I love him still--I shall never love any one else, and I am
-going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good--God will be good. My
-love shall live until I go to him.”
-
-“My poor child!” said her sister. “I could never have guessed your
-secret. Come away. We will go to him together.”
-
-They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went
-together to Brick Court.
-
-A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs.
-Abington.
-
-“Do not tell me that I am too late--for God's sake say that he still
-lives!” cried Mary.
-
-The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes.
-
-She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at
-the girl, and the girl understood.
-
-She threw herself into her sister's arms.
-
-“He is dead!” she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing
-that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.”
-
-“That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the
-Presence,” said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but
-I know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the
-thought of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever
-lived. Ah, there was none like him--a man of such sweet simplicity
-that every word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his
-works; you and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not
-less than those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the
-Son who on earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.”
-
-Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her.
-
-She went with her sister among the weeping men and women--he had been a
-friend to all--up the stairs and into the darkened room.
-
-She threw herself on her knees beside the bed.
-
-THE END.
-
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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 51951 *** + +THE JESSAMY BRIDE + +By Frank Frankfort Moore + +Author Of “The Impudent Comedian,†Etc. + +With Pictures in Color by C. Allan Gilbert + +New York + +Duffield & Company + +1906 + +[Illustration: 0001] + +[Illustration: 0008] + +[Illustration: 0009] + +THE JESSAMY BRIDE + + + + +CHAPTER I. + +Sir,†said Dr. Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are +a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have +difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down +with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which +intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on +ignorance and maintained by sophistry.†+ +“Why, sir,†cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even +the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered +with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of +another.†+ +Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in +Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some +care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in +the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn +faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the +conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, +and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of +Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair +and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an +eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he +might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's +face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that +he put behind his ear. + +Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the +Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious +and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their +heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces +were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who +is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures +worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward +Johnson. + +“Sir,†said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of +maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching +upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my +intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I +cannot permit to pass unrebuked.†+ +“Nay, sir,†cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr. +Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous.†+ +“And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a +positive proof that the contrary is the case,†roared Johnson. + +“Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,†said Goldsmith. + +“Men have been hanged on less,†remarked Burke. “But, to return to the +original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----†+ +“Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art +would indeed be a departure,†said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot +countenance a proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.†+ +“And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did +you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?†said +Garrick. + +“Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so--that's not just the +same thing,†laughed Goldsmith. + +“Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the +imagination,†said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory +arrangement.†+ +“Yes, for the author,†said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which +was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.†+ +“These sallies are all very well in their way,†said Garrick, “but their +brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that +Dr. Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be +included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses +no more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with +the exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a +statesman--another branch of the same profession--and therefore we are +vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.†+ +“The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,†said +Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence--nay, even to +Boswell's--that acting is a trick, not a profession--a diversion, not +an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended to the +contrary.†+ +“It must only have been in sport, sir,†said Boswell mildly. + +“Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,†cried Johnson, “but +he has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of +having you as his advocate.†+ +“Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce +an opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,†said +Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour----†+ +“Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his +return from Corsica?†shouted Johnson. + +“Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,†said Garrick, +“but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of +a wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied +by Mr. Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as +outcasts because we happen to be actors?†+ +“Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,†cried Johnson. “And good enough +for you too, you rascal!†+ +“And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than +become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,†said Goldsmith. + +“Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who +have relations in the church, to make such an assertion,†said Johnson +sternly. “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in +your estimation?†+ +“The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither +could the stage look for another Garrick?†said Goldsmith. + +“Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street +delighted the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,†cried Johnson; and +when he perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay +back in his chair and roared with laughter. + +Reynolds took snuff. + +“Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the +puppets--I heard him myself,†said Boswell. + +“That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with +that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,†+ said Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. +Boswell. But to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; +surely, Dr. Johnson, you will allow that an actor of genius is at least +on a level with a musician of genius.†+ +“Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will +satisfy you,†replied Johnson. + +“Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that +of Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,†said Burke. + +“Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and +Piozzi the ill luck to be an Italian,†replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no +use affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the +arts. I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that +you actually believe what your words would imply.†+ +“You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,†said Goldsmith: “whether you will +have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.†+ +“I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, +just as there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really +interesting to me personally,†said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is +that I rashly made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for +perhaps twenty minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some +agreement on a matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. +Burke and myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.†+ +He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal +education in the days when grace was an art, and left the room. + +“If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I +can bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,†said +Goldsmith. + +“The dog is well enough,†said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in +his place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him +in his place he will tolerate as he does mine.†+ +“And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?†asked Goldsmith. +“Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders, +as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man, +we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?†+ +“Sir,†said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you +have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say +a good deal.†+ +“What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his +attempts to shine,†whispered Boswell to Burke. + +“'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice +heard in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,†said Burke. + +“Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?†asked Boswell. + +“A Niagara?†said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it +in his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a +Niagara is.†+ +“Sir,†said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in +undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.†+ + + + +CHAPTER II. + +The conversation took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the +Strand, where the party had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as +good company as usual. There was a general feeling that he had rarely +insulted Boswell so frequently in the course of a single evening--but +then, Boswell had rarely so laid himself open to insult as he had upon +this evening--and when he had finished with the Scotchman, he turned +his attention to Garrick, the opportunity being afforded him by Oliver +Goldsmith, who had been unguarded enough to say a word or two regarding +that which he termed “the art of acting.†+ +“Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,†cried the great dictator. +“Who gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of +acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler +who kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. +Madame Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight +rope, will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter--nay, every poodle that +dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.†+ +It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission +of acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as +Johnson asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; +it was in vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included +among the arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the +standing of artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose +that the tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their +claims to be on a level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of +humanity. Dr. Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to +him most courteously by his friends. + +Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told +Burke he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was +thoroughly Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and +eminently capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements +of a clubable man. + +He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and +in reducing the others of the party to silence--all except Boswell, who, +as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point of +theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after +he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very +successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the +distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over. + +He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what +Dr. Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul. + +“Pray, sir,†said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds' +ear-trumpet and his oracle--his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet was +as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any evidence +among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of man was +imperishable?†+ +“Sir,†said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that +the ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a _memento mori_ +at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.†+ +“Well, sir?†said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause. + +“Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such +an object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to +accept the offer of a dinner,†said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest +manner. + +Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. +He felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from +Johnson. + +“Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,†he murmured, but in +no deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every +one present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was +necessary for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he +was the recipient. + +“Come, Goldy,†cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must +not be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the +better of you in the argument.†+ +“Argument, sir?†said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that +any argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's +argument, Doctor.†+ +“'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. +Boswell, sir,†said Johnson, with a twinkle. + +“The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor, +the wolf,†muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts +for his Animated Nature. + +At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message +to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious +to obtain permission to join the party. + +“My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?†said +Goldsmith, who appeared to be both surprised and confused. + +“Why, sir,†said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had +a cousin who was a dignitary of the church.†+ +“Have I, indeed?†said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this +must be the very man. A Dean, is he?†+ +“Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common +room of a tavern,†said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any +sudden addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an +Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give +the order to show him into this room.†Goldsmith seemed lost in thought. +He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone +told the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face +undoubtedly wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any +of his friends, before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and +somewhat undersized clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands +and apron of a dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect +carriage that gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was +white, but his eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in +one eye. + +The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. +It contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table +twenty minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, +perceived in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to +that with which Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A +little jerk which the visitor gave in raising his head was laughably +like a motion made by Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow. + +“Gentlemen,†said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of +you to be seated.†His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's, +although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made +an attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have +regarded him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,†continued the +stranger; “you embarrass me with your courtesy.†+ +“Sir,†said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I +have the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.†+ +“I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,†said the stranger, with a +deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation +of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which +of this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly--I beg your pardon, +Oliver--ah, old times--old times!†He had caught Goldsmith's hands +in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air. +Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of +a smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long +silence that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an +element of pathos. + +Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing +all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was +now worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise. + +“I ask your pardon, sir,†he said, gravely, “but--sir, I am a +painter--my name is Reynolds--and--well, sir, the family resemblance +between you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith--a resemblance that +perhaps only a painter's eye could detect--seemed to me so extraordinary +as you stood together, that----†+ +“Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,†cried the visitor. “My +cousin Oliver and I have not met for--how many years is it, Nolly? Not +eleven--no, it cannot be eleven--and yet----†+ +“Ah, sir,†said Oliver, “time is fugitive--very fugitive.†+ +He shook his head sadly. + +“I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the +wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,†said the stranger. +“But you must present me to your friends, Noll--Oliver, I mean. You, +sirâ€--he turned to Reynolds--“have told me your name. Am I fortunate +enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there can be no +doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am your +servant. And you, sirâ€--he turned to Burke--“I seem to have seen your +face somewhere--it is strangely familiar----†+ +“That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,†said Goldsmith. He was rapidly +recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of +pride, as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The +clergyman made precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying---- + +“What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty--the friend of the +people?†+ +“The same, sir,†said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver +Goldsmith.†+ +“Then he is my friend also,†said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a +position to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.†+ +“You do me great honor, sir,†said Burke. + +Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr. +Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so +far neglected. + +“Mr. Burke, you are our countryman--Oliver's and mine--and I know you +are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have a talk +with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?†+ +“With all my power, sir,†said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir. +Mrs. Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an +honour upon the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.†+ +“You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do +you work with your arm that way?†+ +“There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,†said Oliver. + +“They can wait,†cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr. +Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel +mortified at what I have said.†+ +“This is Mr. Boswell, sir,†said Goldsmith. + +“Mr. Boswell--of where, sir?†+ +“Mr. Boswell, of--of Scotland, sir.†+ +“Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. +Your clergymen might be better employed, Mr.--Mr.----†+ +“Boswell, sir.†+ +“Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you +ever visit your country again--a remote possibility, from all that I can +learn of your countrymen.†+ +“Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'----†began +Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger. + +“What, you would condone his offence?†he cried. “The fact of your +having a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still +sadly lax in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.†+ +“And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,†said Goldsmith in tones of triumph. + +His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table, +bowing profoundly. + +“Dr. Johnson,†he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.†+ +“I am your servant, Mr. Dean,†said Johnson, towering above him as he +got--somewhat awkwardly--upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth, +sir--leaving aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in +the church to which you have attained--fails to obtain my respect.†+ +“I am glad of that, sir,†said the Dean. “It shows that you, though +a Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal +on behalf of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not +disposed to relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration +for the church.†+ +“Sir,†said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face. +“Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. +I am not a Non-conformist--on the contrary, I would give the rogues no +quarter.†+ +“Sir,†said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke +to a subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened +country and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you +in the company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe +that you were the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of +conscience. I regret that I was mistaken.†+ +“Sir!†cried Goldsmith, in great consternation--for Johnson was rendered +speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, instead +of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is the +great Dr. Johnson--nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.†+ +“'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the +weak,†said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest +gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one +sense: he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one +scale. To such greatness we would do well to bow.†+ +“Heavens, sir!†said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in +it. “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?†+ +“Alas! sir,†said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be +expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course, +Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, +Mr.--Mr.--ah! you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though +I doubt not you are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you +written that entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence +of such gentlemen as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and--I add with +pride--Oliver Goldsmith?†+ +“I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,†muttered Boswell. + +“And he has doubtless greatness enough--avoirdupois--to serve for both! +Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to speak for +himself, tell me what he has written.†+ +“He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of +Corsica,†said Goldsmith, with some stammering. + +“And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy +altitude in literature?†+ +“You are surely jesting, sir,†said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar +with Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.†+ +“Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no +need for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the +work appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?†+ +[Illustration: 0037] + +But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up +a volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown +and Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his +wont, until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose. + +“Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them +with greater tenderness,†said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that +the purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the +work of others. When did he bring out his dictionary?†+ +“Eighteen years ago,†said Oliver. + +“And what books has he written within the intervening years?†+ +“He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of +our authors.†+ +“Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past +eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, +cousin, have written many works that the world would not willingly be +without; and I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable +list; but your friend--oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!--he is no true +worker in literature, or he would--nay, he could not, have remained idle +all these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not +use his pen?†+ +“He has a pension from the King, sir,†stuttered Oliver. “I tell you, +sir, he is the most learned man in Europe.†+ +“His is a sad case,†said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering +to him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious +duty.†He took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. +Goldsmith fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's +jaw fell; Burke and Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr. +Johnson,†said the stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman +to urge upon you to amend your way of life.†+ +“Sir,†shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that +you were a very impertinent fellow!†+ +“Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience--if you have +one--tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure the +knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this +room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have +acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you +have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a +friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your +friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips, +though they are workers--not without honour--at that profession of +letters which you despise--nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you did not +despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your life +to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that a +pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread +of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. +Johnson, if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think +you will be regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those +tavern dinners at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down +all who differ from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your +love of idleness and your intolerance? That is the question which I +leave with you; I pray you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my +leave of you. Gentlemen, Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have +not spoken in vain.†+ +He made a general bow--an awkward bow--and walked with some dignity to +the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the room. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + + +When he had disappeared, the room was very silent. + +Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face +buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince +of Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he +published 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?†He ran to the door and +opened it, calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!†+ “Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia'!†+ +“Sir!†came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your +chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect +which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave +decently.†+ +Goldsmith shut the door. + +“I did you a gross injustice, sir,†said he, returning slowly to the +table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book +since your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the +moment I forgot your 'Rasselas.'†+ +“If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force +of your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,†said Johnson. “If I am +suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small +volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my +industry.†+ +“Those who know you, sir,†cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of +your industry. As for that man----†+ +“Let the man alone, sir,†thundered Johnson. + +“Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?†said Boswell. + +“Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next +to a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; +and, in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.†+ +“Oh, no, sir,†said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of +justification. Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written +even within the year.†+ +“Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the--well, the less I think of +them, if you will allow me the paradox,†said Johnson. “Sir, the man +is right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey +my compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can +forgive him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my +Dictionary. Pray what is his name, sir?†+ +“His name, sir, his name?†faltered Goldsmith. + +“Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,†said Johnson. + +“His name, sir, is--is--God help me, sir, I know not what is his name.†+ +“Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell +tells me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did +so in a spirit of boasting, you erred.†+ +For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said +in a low tone: + +“The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.†+ +“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,†cried Boswell. “You boasted +of him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.†+ +“Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,†said Burke with a smile. + +“His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of +nature are maintained when one hears his voice,†remarked Goldsmith in a +low tone. + +“Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,†said Reynolds as the door was opened +and Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced +to the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. +“Mr. Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.†+ +“Whatever he may be on some other points,†remarked Burke. + +“Gentlemen,†said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than +you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May +I inquire the reason of the difference?†+ +“You may not, sir!†shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to +acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that +it would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he +knew that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick +were to hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene +for the entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had +heard more than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield +had created by his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, +played an important part. He had been congratulating himself upon the +fortunate absence of the actor during the visit of the clergyman. + +“You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,†he repeated, as Garrick looked +with a blank expression of interrogation around the company. + +“Sir,†said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.†+ +“What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues +that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?†cried Johnson. + +“Nay, sir, one question,†said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed. +“Mr. Garrick--have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for a +relative?†+ +“Why, no, sir,†replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a +brother who deserved to be a Dean.†+ +“And so I had,†cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My +poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.†+ +“I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is +concerned,†said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's +gestures--nay, some of the tones of his voice as well--resembled those +of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table noticed +the similarity to which I allude.†+ +“I certainly noticed it,†cried Boswell eagerly. + +“Your evidence is not admissible, sir,†said Johnson. “What does Sir +Joshua Reynolds say?†+ +“Why, sir,†said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, +“I confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as +regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he +was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.†+ +“But if not, sir, how can you account for----†+ +Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson. + +“Be silent, sir,†he thundered. “If you have left your manners in +Scotland in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for +the gift was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country +in that respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken +touching this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in +the light of a personal affront.†+ +After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said: + +“I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the +past half-hour than any of this company.†+ +“Well, Davy,†said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly +dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, +sir, and of what nature was your diversion?†+ +“Sir,†said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.†+ +“So have we, sir--with the greatest poet alive--the author of 'The +Deserted Village'--and yet you enter to find us immoderately glum,†said +Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he did not +regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he quite +believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the +relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds. + +“Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,†said Garrick. +“Mine was only a sort of poet.†+ +“And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?†asked Boswell. + +“A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,†replied +Garrick. + +He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment +for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who +was anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just +written. The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house +in the Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was +short, it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated +by Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree. + +“A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman--he wore +the bands and apron of a Dean,†he continued, “not seeming to notice the +little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man +grasped me by the arm,†he continued, “doubtless recognising me from +my portraits--for he said he had never seen me act--and then began an +harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however, +that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction +than my neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, +gentlemen, he took it quite as a family grievance.†Suddenly he paused, +and looked around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest +were grave. A thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!†he cried, +“it is not possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, +the Dean, regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so, 'tis +an extraordinary coincidence that I should have encountered +him--unless--good heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here +when I had thrown him off?†+ +“Sir,†cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no +Dean, entered this room!†+ +“Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court +on your return,†said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!--a small man with the +family bow of the Goldsmiths--something like this.†He gave a comical +reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman. + +“I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of +mine,†protested Goldsmith. + +“And let that be the end of the matter,†declared Johnson, with no lack +of decisiveness in his voice. + +“Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman +again,†laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was +endeavouring to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version +of 'The Deserted Village'--he said he had the version at his lodging, +and meant to read it to his cousin--I ask your pardon, sir, but he said +'cousin.'†+ +“Sir, let us have no more of this--cousin or no cousin,†roared Johnson. + +“That is my prayer, sir--I utter it with all my heart and soul,†said +Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak--my poet and his play. +What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as the +subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?†+ +“I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme +of theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that +scoundrel Foote,†said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite +himself again, and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with +that finality which carried conviction with it--yes, to James Boswell. + +For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details +of his interview with the poet who--according to his account--had +designed the drama of “Otaheite†in order to afford Garrick an +opportunity of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in +feathers, and beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while +he delivered a series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to +Mars, Vulcan and Diana. + +“The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,†said Garrick. “My poet +explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to +his advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; +and when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite +could know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea +Islanders were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights +in the Pagan mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that +the Romans should claim a monopoly of Diana.†+ +Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's +contention was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief +to his mind to have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the +argument, though he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in +the poet's argument. + +He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the +question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion +of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman +mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an +hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the +force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick, +originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his +tragedy. + +When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson +apart--greatly to the pique of Boswell--and said-- + +“Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you +will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from +you.†+ +“You deserve no favour, Goldy,†said Johnson, laying his hand on the +little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants +you one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your +debtor. Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting +you a favour.†+ +“You say everything better than any living man, sir,†cried Goldsmith. +“How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you +suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am +anxious to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I +have written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.†+ +“Dr. Goldsmith,†said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several +years now.†+ +“Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.†+ +“Undoubtedly, sir--long before you became recognised as the most +melodious of our poets--the most diverting of our play-writers. I wrote +the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for your +second--nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and if it be +damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my tragedy of +'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. Goldsmith.†+ +Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in +his eyes and his voice as he said-- + +“Your generosity overpowers me, sir.†+ + + + +CHAPTER IV. + +Boswell, who was standing to one side watching---his eyes full of +curiosity and his ears strained to catch by chance a word--the little +scene that was being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care +that Johnson should be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's +house necessitated a walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; +but this was nothing to Boswell, who had every confidence in his own +capability to extract from his great patron some account of the secrets +which had been exchanged in the corner. + +For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object--nay, +when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch, +Johnson turned upon him, saying-- + +“Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell +you that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, +woman or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be +a friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, +who had every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by +you, sir.†+ +Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his +good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month +of inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during +the summer. + +The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the +Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house +in Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through +Goldsmith's, and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was +very eloquent in his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, +he said, in spite of the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an +impostor calling himself his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to +receive the dedication of the new comedy. Burke, who understood the +temperament of his countryman, felt that he himself might surpass in +eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he took for his text the magnanimity +of the author of “The Good Natured Man.†He, however, refrained from the +attempt to prove to his companion that there were other ways by which a +man could gain a reputation for generosity than by permitting the most +distinguished writer of the age to dedicate a comedy to him. + +Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits, +quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds +was as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at +a corner so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of +ear-shot, he laid his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he +said-- + +“You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best +friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy--the greatest +genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, and there +never will be another such.†+ +“Sir,†said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon +his face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that +you are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, +but as for the rascality--well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both +a great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for +example, but----†+ +“Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a +device as that bow which you made, Davy,†said Reynolds. “It presented +before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths--all made in the same fashion +as our friend on in front, and all striving---and not unsuccessfully, +either--to maintain the family tradition of the Goldsmith bow. And +then your imitation of your imitation of the same movement--how did we +contain ourselves--Burke and I?†+ +“You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?†said Garrick. + +“I'm convinced that he did.†+ +“But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.†+ +“You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was +tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.†+ +“You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not +certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to +him and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson +and never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.†+ +“You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain, +David.†+ +“It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, +my friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant, +Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are +others who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man +to offer an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.†+ +“He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.†+ +“And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to +attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a +man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow +a bad word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole +dozen could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our +friend Mr. Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of +generosity because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at +them, but preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I +would rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of +a dozen yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such +as Bunbury. On the same principle, I have no particular liking to be +preserved to make sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that +literary three-decker, Johnson.†+ +“I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old +schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.†+ +“That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up +my mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an +actor being a degrading-one--about an actor being on the level with a +fiddler--nay, one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old +schoolmaster a more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it +is probable that he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain +truths which were told to him by the Dean.†+ +“And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to +Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled +by that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking +characteristics of the Goldsmith family.†+ +“Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour--declaring that he had +never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?†+ +“Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were +magnanimous, David--as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an arm, +plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a grain +or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I have +seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest +commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal +force the immorality of the whole proceeding.†+ +They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith +and Burke--the former still talking eagerly--having waited for them to +come up. + +“Gentlemen,†said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed +way to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some +refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an +opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady +Betty Hamilton.†+ +“_O matre pulchra filia pulchrior_†said Goldsmith; but there was not +much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been +the loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of +Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll. + +Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's +servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out +by the servant. + +He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick. + +“Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,†he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness +for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your +absence.†+ +“Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,†said Sir Joshua. +“I cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.†+ +“The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the +picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made +a point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside +when she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.†+ +“I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself +to your Lordship's eye,†said Sir Joshua. + +“The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,†said the young man, but +with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also +a beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side +of the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick--two birds with the one stone, you +know?†+ +“True, sir,†said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.†+ +“That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,†said the young +man. “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at +the Pantheon to-night.†+ +“Is it not a mask?†said Garrick. + +“Nay, finer sport even than that,†laughed the youth. “We are going to +do more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in +twenty years, sir.†+ +“At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?†inquired Garrick. + +“Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,†+ cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be +acquainted with them?†+ +“Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,†said Garrick. + +“I have often longed for that privilege,†said Lord Stanley, bowing +in reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the +Marriage Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always +been my favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, +Dr. Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so +distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me +invite you all to the Pantheon--here are tickets to the show. You will +give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night when +Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.†+ +“Alas, my Lord,†said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of +Mr. Col-man.†+ +“What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless, +you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to +act my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.†+ +He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with +an air of mystery. + +“What does he mean?†asked Reynolds. + +“That is what I have been asking myself,†replied Garrick. “By heavens, +I have it!†he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard +rumours of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers +of the Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of +Vauxhall and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the +entrance of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the +leader of the scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also +one of the plot. Let us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss +being-present for the world.†+ +“I am not so eager,†said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early +in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to +be on foot.†+ +“I have not, thank heaven!†cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith, +I'll swear. As for Burke--well, being a member of Parliament, he is a +seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.†+ +“We need a frolic,†cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough +dinner at the Crown and Anchor.†+ +“An Irishman and a frolic are like--well, let us say like Lady Betty and +your macaw, Sir Joshua,†said Burke. “They go together very naturally.†+ + + + +CHAPTER V. + +Sir Joshua entered his house, and the others hastened northward to the +Oxford road, where the Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a +year for the entertainment of the fashionable world--a more fashionable +world, it was hoped, than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh +and Vauxhall. From a hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and +fashion sought their entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly +Rooms when the weather failed to allow of their meeting at the two great +public gardens. But as the government of the majority of these places +invariably became lax--there was only one Beau Nash who had the +cleverness to perceive that an autocracy was the only possible form of +government for such assemblies--the committee of the Pantheon determined +to frame so strict a code of rules, bearing upon the admission of +visitors, as should, they believed, prevent the place from falling to +the low level of the gardens. + +In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda, +there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically +excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to +maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the +most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed +to enter. + +The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions +as eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were +sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going +to those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such +persons understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be +optimists in regard to the question of the possibility of combining +Puritanism and promiscuous entertainments terminating long after +midnight. They hailed the arrival of the time when innocent recreation +would not be incompatible with the display of the richest dresses or the +most sumptuous figures. + +But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on +the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The +best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that +the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them +published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks +artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility +of actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually +scandalous. + +While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and +declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their +resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who +affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying +out of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make +the management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in +endeavouring to discriminate between the classes of their patrons. + +When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the +thoroughfare was then called, the result of this meeting was making +itself felt. The road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for +something unusual to occur, though of what form it was to assume no +one seemed to be aware. The crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They +cheered heartily every coach that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed +ladies to the Pantheon and to other and less public entertainments. +They waved their hats over the chairs which, similarly burdened, went +swinging along between the bearers, footmen walking on each side +and link-boys running in advance, the glare of their torches giving +additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows who had the +chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an officer of the +Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and occasionally a +jostling match took place between some supercilious young beau and the +apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force his way. +More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of the +lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the +next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing +with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury. +Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, +drew his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the +crowd. It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a +space was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was +thrown to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy +dropped upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the +crowd cheered and jeered in turn. + +At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the +frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a +dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to +use both. + +But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, +all the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, +and there was a cry of, “Here they come--here she comes--a cheer for +Mrs. Baddeley!†+ +“O Lord,†cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia +Baddeley for their experiment!†+ +“Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,†said Goldsmith. +“They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. +Baddeley. There are many gradations in colour between black and white.†+ +“But not between black and White's,†said Burke. “This notion is well +worthy of the wit of White's.†+ +“Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,†said +Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it +cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.†+ +“That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene +as this,†said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week +after to-night.†+ +“By my soul!†cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double +that sum to be safe at home in bed.†+ +The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley, +the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way +through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance +in front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold +and silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of +gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, +and they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one +side was the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. +Hanger, equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was +immediately behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of +the lady's escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage. + +The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was +seated, smiling----“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,†Burke +remarked. + +“Oh, yes,†cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am +fortunate in having her in my new comedy.†+ +“The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,†said +Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for +several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress. + +“And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of +the Duchesses,†said Burke. + +“My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's +sway,†said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band +will emancipate him.†+ +“If so he is in error,†said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never +let him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady +Betty.†+ +“Till then, do you say?†said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he +will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had +a very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady +is most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to +Reynolds.†+ +The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to +Lady Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be +a _fait accompli_; but there were rumours that the young man had of +late been making an effort to release himself--that it was only with +difficulty the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon +her daughter, whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds. + +The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the +crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and +friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of +dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also +gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were +plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon. + +It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession +that a voice cried-- + +“Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow +them to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!†The +discordant note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment +a seasonable one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town. + +The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up +a shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a +Methodist service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with +which the early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another +direction a ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as +well as men; but above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the +preacher was heard. + +“By my soul,†said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I +should like to find some one who would give me a play with such a +scene.†+ +A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in +the act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned +suddenly round. + +“I'll take your order, sir,†he cried. “Only you will have to pay me +handsomely.†+ +“What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the +escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?†said Garrick. + +“Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,†cried Captain Horneck--Goldsmith's +“Captain in lace.†+ +“If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he +would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to +my Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would +happen.†Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,†he +cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for +your new comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not +wearing the peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to +be resisted, whatever you wear.†+ +“You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,†said +Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs +stop at the porch of the Pantheon.†+ +“As a matter of course you will come,†said young Horneck. “Let us +hasten out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin +to preach!†+ +He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his +arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as +they could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his +companion, that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but +for the fact that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord +Albemarle, and that his mother had entreated him not to do anything that +might jeopardise the match. + +“You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,†said Garrick. + +“Nay,†said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the +means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort +would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that +his act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.†+ +“You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,†said the Captain. +“Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole. +But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty +and the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.†+ +“Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,†said Burke. + + + + +CHAPTER VI. + +The party found, on approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being +under the guidance of Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have +had considerable difficulty getting near the porch of the building, +where the crowds were most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed +his way quite good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the +people, and was followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little +way behind. But as soon as the latter couple came within the light of +the hundred lamps which hung around the porch, they were recognised and +cheered by the crowd, who made a passage for them to the entrance just +as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was set down. + +The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed +in front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a +line on each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped +out--she could not be persuaded to do so for some time--and walked +between the ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered +the points of their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy +than they would have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at +that period were doing their best to obtain some recognition. + +Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business†of the part which she had +to play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding +herself confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick +standing at one side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he +bowed with exquisite irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit +was too much for her. Forgetting that she was playing the part of a +_grande dame_, she turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her +hands--one holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan--crying-- + +“La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's +the prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?†+ +“Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,†said Garrick +gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the +porch. + +The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely +serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan +collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the +side of the lady. + +“Madam,†he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon. +What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady +visitor?†he shouted to the liveried porter. + +“Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,†+ replied the man. + +“Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,†said the young +gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.†+ +“I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,†replied the man. + +“Nay, Mr. Hanger,†replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the +cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.†+ +“Gentlemen,†cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not +your will that we should come in active contest with the representatives +of authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that +our honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?†When +the cries of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the +responsibility for bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords +to the front! You will touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. +Should a constable assault any of this company you will run him through +without mercy. Now, gentlemen.†+ +In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and +in that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few +moments stood irresolute, but then--the points of a dozen swords were +within a yard of their breasts--lowered their staves and slipped quietly +aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt to +withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily +went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart. + +To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from +the thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort +walked through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being +sheathed at the entrance. + +It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the +rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some +of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to +look scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave +the assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose +first husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively +plain, in spite of their masks of paint and powder. + +The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of +her daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been +twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess +of Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of +a body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob +anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had +no touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her +complexion, and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add +to their silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the +cold whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. +The solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that +she made with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that +lovely woman. + +Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were +small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the +Duchess's elegance and distinction. + +Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at +the lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her +body guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, +they exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess +even smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster +shrugged her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a +Frenchwoman. + +Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance +also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying-- + +“Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set +her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be +frightened away.†+ +Captain Horneck had gone up to his _fiancee_. + +“You were not in that creature's train, I hope,†said the lady. + +“I? Dear child, for what do you take me?†he said. “No, I certainly was +not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.†+ +“If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven +you the impropriety,†said she. + +(She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than +a year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.) + +By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and +now returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where +Mrs. Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers. + +“Madam,†said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you +their sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and +to express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour +them by your patronage.†+ +And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the +management, with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling +actress. + +“And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,†said Lord Stanley. “She +agreed to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.†+ +“She can take very good care of herself,†said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat +curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to +underrate the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to +divide the honours attached to her position with another woman, much +less with one who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. +“Mrs. Abington is a little timid, my Lord,†she continued; “she may not +find herself quite at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, +to be sure; but for my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better +taste.†+ +But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was +conveyed to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of +the honours which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, +and when this news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through +the porch to the side of her sister actress. + +And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll +and Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two +actresses, offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them +frequently at the assemblies in the rotunda. + +The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the +condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged +their shoulders once more. + +Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was +disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew +that the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the +Duchess's daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity +of mothers with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible +suitors were growing scarce? + +Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played +under his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, +and he was compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more +highly finished exhibition of this form of art. + +His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs. +Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he +liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to +remain in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious +to see what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and +his friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the +part of the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, +he heard a merry voice behind him saying-- + +“Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the +Pantheon?†+ +“Nay,†cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing +of a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth +century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on +the Oxford road.†+ +He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a +handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised. + +“Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride--and my sweet Little Comedy!†he cried, as +the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act +of making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and +Katherine--the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam, +I am your servant--and don't I look your servant, too,†he added, +remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress. + +“You look always the same good friend,†said the lady. + +“Nay,†laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take +care, for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it +is not that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something +gorgeous. What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?†+ +(His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and +Bun-burys.) + +“Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your +company, madam,†said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But +a peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after +to-night.†He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses +and their admirers. + +Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down. + +“The air is tainted,†said Goldsmith, solemnly. + +“Yes,†said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you +say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.†+ +“I said not so, madam,†cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As +amusing---amusing----†+ +“As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,†+ protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?†+ +“Oh, undoubtedly those were his words--only he did not utter them,†+ replied the Jessamy Bride. + +“There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such +witnesses!†said Mrs. Bunbury. + +“I could deny nothing to two such faces,†said Goldsmith, “even though +one of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius +weeping over the Pantheon.†+ +“And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for +it?†she inquired, with her chin in the air. + +“Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,†+ said Goldsmith. + +“Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,†cried the young +lady. + +“Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,†said +Oliver. + +“That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,†+ remarked Mary. + +“And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the +Pantheon without the knowledge of his biographer,†cried her sister, +with an air of worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well +qualified to be an exponent. + +“'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,†said Goldsmith. + +“Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to +the Royal Academy of Arts,†said a lady who had come up with Burke at +that moment--a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every +movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour. + +Goldsmith bowed low--again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which +Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest +unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot. + +“In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,†Goldsmith began, but seeing the +ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and +the compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur. + +“Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr. +Goldsmith?†said Mrs. Thrale. + +“Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by +declining to argue out the matter with you,†said the Professor of +Ancient History. + +Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's +quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed +in her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention +to the words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, +moreover, declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in +accepting her patronage. + +She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms--most +of which had been said at least once before--at the expense of the +Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more +busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the +injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her _jeux d'esprit_, +she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the +benefit of her remarks. + +Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, +pointing out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, +suddenly turning in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing +behind her mother, the jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the +expression of dismay--worse than dismay--which was on the girl's face as +she gazed across the rotunda. + + + + +CHAPTER VII. + +Goldsmith followed the direction of her eyes and saw that their object +was a man in the uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. +Abingdon. He was a showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence +of some dissipated years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his +bearing. + +Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck +and gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant--only for an +instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to +the girl across the room. + +Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become +white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after +the lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy +of feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been +a witness of a _rencontre_ which evidently was painful to her; but +he spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely +noticeable imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; +and, professing himself woefully ignorant as to the _personnel_ of the +majority of the people who were present, inquired first what was the +name of a gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently +interested ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that +elaborate bow. + +Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, +but after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head. + +“I have never seen him before,†she said. “I don't think he can be +any one in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually +nobodies--until we come to know them.†+ +“That is quite reasonable,†said he. “It is a distinction to become your +friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor +at the Academy are forgotten.†+ +His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her +attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse. + +“Heavens, child!†she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?†+ +“What should be the matter with me?†said Mary. “What, except--oh, this +place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and +well ventilated at all times!†+ +“My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,†said +Bunbury. + +“No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a +moment,†said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's +sake don't stare so, child,†she added to her sister, making a pitiful +attempt to laugh. + +“But, my dear----†began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by Mary. + +“Nay,†she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and--well, every +one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the faintness +has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's company? +Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a fuss. +Lend me your arm, if you please.†+ +“With all pleasure in life,†cried Oliver. + +He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how +greatly she was trembling. + +When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister +and Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that, +immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer +who had bowed to her. + +“Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,†she said. “Take me +somewhere--some place away from here--any place away from here.†+ +He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one +sconce with wax candles was alight. + +“Why should you tremble, my dear girl?†said he. “What is there to be +afraid of? I am your friend--you know that I would die to save you from +the least trouble.†+ +“Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?†she cried. “I am in no +trouble--only for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you +did not come in the bloom-tinted coat after all.†+ +He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was +broken only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's +song--the hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the +rotunda and around the galleries. + +At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying-- + +“I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend--I wonder what +you think of your Jessamy Bride.†+ +“I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,†said he tenderly. +“But if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may +be able to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a +moment. Why, what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry +in France together?†+ +“Nothing--nothing has happened--I give you my word upon it,†she +said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be +frightened--no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, have +not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could not +understand--psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. Goldsmith; +girls are foolish creatures.†+ +“Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?†+ said he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? +Think if it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs +are concerned, but I feel that for others--for you, my dear--ah, child, +don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its +poignancy is blunted?†+ +“I have never had consolation except from you,†said the girl. “But +this--this--oh, my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's +soul to enable you to write those lines-- + + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly, + + And finds too late. . . '?†+ +There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to +his forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked +slowly away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than +a dozen steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of +indecision, hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying-- + +“I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.†+ +“Yes,†she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is +evil about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their +own destruction, but by women.†+ +She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again. + +“Let us go away,†she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner +of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever +any singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! +I would pay fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her +efforts.†Her laugh had a shrill note that caused it to sound very +pitiful to the man who heard it. + +He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was +standing with Burke and her son. + +“I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,†said Mrs. +Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.†+ +“Oh, no; I have missed no note of it--no note. Was there ever anything +so delicious--so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went homeward, +mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.†+ +“At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!†+ said Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her +mother's keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!†+ +“Mary was always a wise little person,†said Mrs. Horneck. + +“Wise? Oh, let us go home!†said the girl wearily. + +“Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,†said her +mother. + +Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the +janitor to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach. + +He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder +lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the +girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could +hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny. + +The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went +out into the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While +Goldsmith was in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was +furtively glancing around, and before she had got into a position for +seating herself by the side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so +clumsy a way that several of the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, +bowing awkwardly, and, to crown his stupidity, he turned round so +rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran violently full-tilt against a +gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to the side of the chariot as if +to take leave of the ladies. + +The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and +staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until +the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered +wig, was barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his +awkwardness. + +“Curse you for a lout!†cried the officer. + +Goldsmith put his hat on his head. + +“Look you, sir!†he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for +the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to +say as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir--Oliver +Goldsmith--and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that we +are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you +may be.†+ +The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging +cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, +shouted “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke +forever!†For both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as +they were in society. + +While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman, +in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders, +stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. +Then he turned to his opponent, saying-- + +“Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you +can let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.†+ +“Or if it suits you better, sir,†said another gentleman coming to +Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord +Clare.†+ +“My Lord,†cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no +quarrel with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in +the heat of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman +might not make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I +have the honour to wish your Lordship good-night.†+ +He bowed and made his exit. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +When Goldsmith reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting +him a letter from Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let +him know that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his +comedy which had been in rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, +felt they were right in doing so, as the failure of the piece was so +inevitable. He hoped that Dr. Goldsmith would be discreet enough to +sanction its withdrawal while its withdrawal was still possible. + +He read this letter--one of several which he had received from Colman +during the week prophesying disaster--without impatience, and threw it +aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save the +expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken +his lines-- + + “When lovely woman stoops to folly, + + And finds too late....†+ +“Too late----†She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had broken, +as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had broken, +when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is enshrined for +all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress of tears. It +would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in her eyes. +Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice.... + +What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl +who had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other +human being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had +shown themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing +himself on the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when +Little Comedy married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him +which had begun at Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he +spent at the Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his +life. + +But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy +Bride,†drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt +from the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature--that +in her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy +which he sought. More than once she had proved to him that she +recognised the greatness of his nature--his simplicity, his generosity, +the tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his +trustfulness, that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his +intolerance of hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was +the note of the most successful productions of the day. Above all, +he felt that she recognised his true attitude in relation to English +literature. If he was compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order +to earn his daily bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English +literature. How nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,†“The +Vicar of Wakefield,†“The Deserted Village,†and “The Good Natured +Man†testified at intervals. He felt that he was the truest poet, the +sincerest dramatist, of the period, and he never allowed the work which +he was compelled to do for the booksellers to turn him aside from his +high aims. + +It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood +what his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of +the world. She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she +understood him and sympathised with him. + +As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of +her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the +time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied +her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered +how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a +long visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look +of gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her +with a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield†was the book, and she had said-- + +“You can never, never know what it has been to me--what it has done +for me.†Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude--of +affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes +had overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not +be easily severed. + +[Illustration: 0105] + +But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's +song. + +What was he to think of her? + +One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, +on glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had +changed from one of merriment to one of despair--the despair of a bird +that finds itself in the net of the fowler. + +What was he to think of her? + +He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of +her, but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt +certain, brought about her change of mood. + +It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to +guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him +going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest +means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep +the man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most +rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose. + +Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary +it had proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the +girls, and he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to +regard the occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run +the man through some vital part. + +What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the +very sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, +and his too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number +of answers to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no +ill of her. He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly +good. He felt that her concern was on account of some one else who +might be in the power of that man. He knew how generous she was--how +sympathetic. He had told her some of his own troubles, and though he did +so lightly, as was his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing +of them. Might it not then be that the trouble which affected her was +not her own, but another's? + +Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the +incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind. + +Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow +whose appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had +escaped with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an +ordinary shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how +he had declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a +man he would have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but +design, and would have been ready to fight. + +Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of +the man would be a step in the right direction. + +It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the +morning that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which +contained some unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the +details of the news, but he was certain that on receiving it he had a +definite idea that it was unpleasant. When he now read Colman's +letter for the second time he found that his recollection of his first +impression was not at fault. It was just his luck: no man was in the +habit of writing more joyous letters or receiving more depressing than +Goldsmith. + +He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable +mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those +to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He +could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said, +dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the +stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best +interests to be connected with a failure. + +This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith. + +“Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has +not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?†he said. + +“It might be in respect to most plays, sir,†replied Colman; “but in +regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to +anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in +this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.†+ +“I shall try to bear both with fortitude,†said Goldsmith quietly, +though he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his +gratuitous predictions of failure--predictions which from the first his +attitude in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should +like to have a talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,†he added. + +“They are in the green room,†said the manager. “I must say that I was +in hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work +would enable you to see your way to withdraw it.†+ +“I decline to withdraw it, sir,†said Goldsmith. + +“I have been a manager now for some years,†said Colman, “and, speaking +from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without +hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so +complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that +was ever wrote.†+ +“That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to +appreciate,†said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that +what the people want nowadays is a novelty?†+ +“Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of +yours is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's +the novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, +sir, the bringing on of that vulgar young boor--what's the fellow's +name?--Lumpkin, in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the +refinement and sensibility of the period--the fellow who talks of his +bear only dancing to the genteelest of tunes--all this, Dr. Goldsmith, +I pledge you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an +early fall of the curtain.†+ +“An early fall of the curtain?†+ +“Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene +beyond that of your pothouse to be set.†+ +“Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not +a pothouse.†+ +“The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.†+ +“Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not +apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad +through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit. +Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.†+ +“Of _your_ play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a +share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for +having anything to do with its production.†+ +“If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in +respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act +with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.†+ +Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's +office and went to the green room. + + + + +CHAPTER IX. + +The attitude of Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping +with the traditions of the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it +so contrary to the traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like +the rest of his profession--not even excepting Garrick--possessed only a +small amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented +to them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his +own acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted +blank verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional +lines, with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack +of human nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and +he could see no reason why he should substitute for them anything more +natural. He had no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure +a comedy founded upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious +sentimentality of an artificial age. + +He had produced “The Good Natured Man†some years before, and had made +money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who +had condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that +play were still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading +characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but +actually intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named +provisionally “The Mistakes of a Night,†he at first declined to have +anything to do with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential +friends--friends who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised +his genius when he was living in a garret and before he had written +anything beyond a few desultory essays--and they brought all their +influence to bear upon the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the +comedy, but laid it aside for several months, and only grudgingly, at +last, consented to put it in rehearsal. + +Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best +to depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging +his shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant +to allow certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written +them. + +This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position +than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was +soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a +half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur. + +At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young +Marlow, threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was +serious in his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment +Goldsmith assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract +with the manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same +contract by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was +handed over to Lee Lewes. + +After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make +the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every +chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the +manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every +possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined +to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he +provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually +encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints +regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said +he was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up +their parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued +rehearsing. + +When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of +conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He +knew that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could +not doubt what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round +and go back to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw +the play. The temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of +determination which had carried him through many difficulties--that +spirit which Reynolds appreciated and had embodied in his portrait--came +to his aid. He walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with +both Woodward and Mrs. Abington. + +“I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr. +Colman,†he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious +step without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. +Colman will be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an +agreement with me to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he +will therefore sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick +will, I hope, honour me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. +Bulk-ley that of Miss Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the +rehearsal.†+ +The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by +the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and +who had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now +began to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had +been a fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched +garret knew what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate +to kick downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him +employment as a libeller. + +“Sir,†cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to +him--“Sir, you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will +not be my fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. +You have been badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your +ill-treatment nobly. For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to +appear in your piece.†+ +“Madam,†said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for +ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and +gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to +assert that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I +shall regard as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has +passed I know that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection +of the opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the +success of this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward +circumstances incidental to its birth.†+ +He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly +that he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: +they reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, +caused them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith. + +“You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,†said Shuter, +who was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle. + +“You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,†said Goldsmith. +“Lord, sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident +was to happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned +to a certainty.†+ +The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place. +Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening +influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were +acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith +that none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet +the members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption +that its failure was inevitable. + +On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had +since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers +to dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at +a wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake +during the greater part of the night. + +The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her +eyes at the same moment had yet to be explained. + +He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his +elbow resting on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After +half-an-hour's thought his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. +Picking one up with a sigh, he began to write. + +Verse after verse appeared upon the paper--the love-song of a man who +feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only +consolation in life is love. + +After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again +rested his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he +had written. His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected +sincerity when every one around him was engaged in composing verses +which were regarded worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were +artificial. + +He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to +Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would +she be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his +delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became +known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had +enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper +feeling? + +His heart sank as he asked himself the question. + +“How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?†he +muttered. “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is +the chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should +he himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life +that the man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to +live in loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was +struck blind--a great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from +love receives no pity--no pity on earth--no pity in heaven.†+ +He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for +an hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper +which he had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. +He did not tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand +to the desk and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making +the torn edge rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of +a woman whose lover was beside her--that was what the quivering motion +suggested to the poet who watched it. + +“And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!†he said. +“Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!†+ +He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts, +where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished +men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew +that friendship could afford him no solace. + +He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like +giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst. + + + + +CHAPTER X. + +For the next two days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes +in his play as were suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. +The alterations were not radical, but he felt that they would be +improvements, and his judgment was rarely at fault. Moreover, he was +quick to perceive in what direction the strong points and the weak +points of the various members of the company lay, and he had no +hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them a better chance +of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman called the +“pot-house scene†would he change, not a word of the scene where the +farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow to be +omitted. + +Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems +to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee +house talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the +fate that was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he +not adopted this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become +aware, as they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. +When it was produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the +manager up to ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a +new set of lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject. + +But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some +of them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not +hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he +might not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not +possibly be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a +pity, one of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be +so easily avoided? + +To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand +or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written +it, he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the +medium of these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the +verdict of the playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on +those scenes so early in the play was that the playgoers might know not +to expect a sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a +natural school of comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of +the manners of the day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only +the broadest and heartiest fun. + +“If the scenes are ungenteel,†said he, “it is because nature is made +up of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less +interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin +when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a +greater favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest +gentleman who ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely +on the ear of a boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not +interfere with his romping.†+ +He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point +on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when +he did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from +his over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others--a disability +which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in +consequence, delightfully fluent. + +On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast, +he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that +the Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some +degree of apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might +think he looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he +was by her side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. +The words still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it +would pain her to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite +content that matters should remain as they were. Whatever the words +might have meant, it was impossible that they could mean anything that +might cause him to think of her with less reverence and affection. + +He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to +find out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom +there came to his ears the sound of laughter--such laughter as caused +him to remark to the servant-- + +“I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.†+ +“Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour, +sir,†replied Ralph. + +“I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been +entertaining them,†said Goldsmith. + +Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the +entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat. + +The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been +keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits +of laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an +amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him +much manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the +imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the +details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis +entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working +laboriously at his “Animated Nature.†+ +“Good morning, sir, good morning,†he cried, pretending to take off +his gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect +self-possession, previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now +mind you don't sit there, Dr. Goldsmith,†he continued, raising a +warning finger. A little motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, +with his mincing ways, was transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy +and self-conscious in the presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy +politeness to get him a chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very +one on which the man had placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you +about?â€--once more Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to +be careful about that chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? +Sir, that excuse is a mere quibble--a mere quibble. This must not occur +again, or I shall be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, +my good sir? Now to business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man +to make me a cup of chocolate--with milk, sir--plenty of milk, and two +lumps of sugar--plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a +patriot--none of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think +on't, your laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for +me; and mind you tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in +itâ€--this shouted half-way out of the door through which he had shown +Goldsmith hurrying with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. +Then came the monologue of the amanuensis strolling about the room, +passing his sneering remarks at the furniture--opening a letter which +had just come by post, and reading it _sotto voce_. It was supposed to +be from Filby, the tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform +in which Dr. Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the +Haymarket would be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith +had made up his mind as to the exact orders which he meant to +wear, ending with a compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and +discrimination in choosing a costume which was so well adapted to +his physique, and a humble suggestion that it should be worn upon the +occasion of the first performance of the new comedy, when the writer +hoped no objection would be raised to the hanging of a board in front of +the author's box with “Made by Filby†printed on it. + +Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain +words--giving an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here +and there, and finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a +postscript alluding to the length of time that had passed since the +writer had received a payment on account, could not have been surpassed. +The effect of the comedy upon the people in the room was immeasurably +heightened by the entrance of Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, +as the amanuensis, immediately walked to him gravely with the scrap of +paper which had done duty as the letter, in his hand, asking him if what +was written there in black and white about the field-marshal's uniform +was correct, and if he meant to agree to Filby's request to wear it on +the first night of the comedy. + +Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu +entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit +of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that +more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful +issue a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager +of a playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why +should not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?†+ +The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew +that Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, +and would not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In +an instant, however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious +amanuensis, and became David Garrick, crying-- + +“Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to +reply to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of +your experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with +nature.†+ +Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated +at the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much +what might follow. + +At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in +the room. + +“Come, sir,†said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty +civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we +cannot keep the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the +booksellers, 'tis the world we think of. What is this?â€--picking up an +imaginary paper--“'The derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed +the ingeniousness of many able writers, but there can be no doubt in +the mind of any one who has seen that noble creature, as I have, in +its native woods, careering nimbly from branch to branch of the largest +trees in search of the butterflies, which form its sole food, that +the name elephant is but a corruption of elegant, the movements of the +animal being as singularly graceful as its shape is in accordance with +all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is mighty fine, but your +style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' should be himself +both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon should himself +be a buffoon.†+ +In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes, +leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis +as to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer +and warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked +Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the +imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then +the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked-- + +“The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! +Lord! what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to +dictate to his amanuensis?†+ +Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, +around the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household +in roars of laughter--as one delightful member of the household has +recorded--over his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of +Dr. Johnson. + +“And all this,†said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I +told him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment +he sat down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I +knew he saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea +and send him away.†+ + + + +CHAPTER XI. + +Goldsmith was delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from +care. He had gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear +that she was unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry +a mood as he had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at +dinner, and he was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the +mysterious mood that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon. + +She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told +him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though +she said that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the +intention of the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go +together to the theatre and demand its immediate production on the +finest scale possible. + +“There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence +Colman in that respect,†said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured +to talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not +his intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be +played for longer than a small portion of one evening.†+ +“The monster!†cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I +feel about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will +tolerate his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs +some one to be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him +how contemptible he is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. +The occasion is one that demands the powers of a man who has a whole +dictionary at his back--yes, Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten +that if he does not behave handsomely he will, in his next edition of +the Dictionary, define a scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps +an author in suspense for months, and then produces his comedy so +ungenerously as to make its failure a certainty. But, no, your play +will be the greater success on account of its having to overcome all the +obstacles which Mr. Colman has placed in its way.†+ +“I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be +the greatest success of the century,†said he. + +“And so it will be--oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will--oh, we +shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box +and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed +upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.†+ +“You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to +the remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a +suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour +upon an ill-treated author.†+ +“I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least +one of the two enterprises--the first being the changing of the mistakes +of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the changing of +the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager--ay, and of an +author as well.†+ +“Admirably spoke!†cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The +Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.†+ +“No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,†said she. +“Oh, do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot +hit upon a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath +of laurel.†Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not +far away, had put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a +word or two of the girl's sentence. + +“I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,†said +he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The +Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?†+ +“Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a +Knight!'†said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did +not like too many people to hear him make one. + +“'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get +a better,†said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss +Horneck to discover the better one.†+ +“Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse +and damn the play,†said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name, +and if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the +reprobation of all honest folk who detest an _alias_.†+ +“Then that name shall stand,†said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir +Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have +it damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in +England.†+ +“That is very well said, indeed,†remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives +evidence of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all +should respect.†+ +Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, +for she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, +but from the other end of the table there came quite an outburst of +laughter. Garrick sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he +was telling an imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room. + +Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to +question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the +story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should +not be told for the benefit of the playgoers. + +A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner--his name was Colonel +Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck--took +up the question quite seriously. + +“For my part,†he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the +story of Grouse in the gun-room.†+ +“Is it possible, sir?†cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you +are not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who +asked him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was +locked--that about every gun having a lock, and so forth?†+ +“No, sir,†cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a +familiar one. It seems interesting, too.†+ +“Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,†said Garrick. “But you are an +army man, Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the +mess-table.†+ +“I protest, sir,†said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that +I fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog--I have myself known of +sporting dogs called Grouse.†+ +“Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,†cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray +do not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, +and would feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. +Goldsmith was an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death +severely.†+ +“Then he is dead?†said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to +the narrative.†+ +“A particularly pathetic interest, sir,†said Garrick, shaking his head. +“I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that +that dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us--that the gunroom door +is now open, but that within there is silence--no sound of the dear old +feet that were wont to patter and potter--you will pardon my emotion, +madamâ€--He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith +became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured +to assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, +did him honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now +without seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had +too high an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face +perfectly grave, while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to +suppress came from the napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti +said something in Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the +melancholy nature of the party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, +saying-- + +“'T is selfish to repine, and he himself--dear old soul!--would be the +last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in the +gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy +I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he +delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well +known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had +no particular character in the neighbourhood.†+ +“Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,†said the Colonel. + +“Well, if the truth must be told--but no, the man is dead and gone now,†+ cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all +do, the nimbleness of his wit--the genial mirth which ran through the +gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun +is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse +or two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet +thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the +comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not +afraid to joke, sir, and----†+ +“But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy +read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never +actually narrated, but only hinted at,†said Gwyn. + +“That makes little matter, sir,†said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould +Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next +year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.†+ +“At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,†said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which +Mr. Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of +the story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.†+ Colonel Gwyn looked puzzled. + +“I protest, madam,†said he, “that up to the present--ah! I fear that +the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to +be led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind +you--I fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but----†+ +This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with +laughter, which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel +Gwyn's face was taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and +then at Little Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never +quite make out what was going on around her in that strange household +where she had been thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the +ultra-grave Garrick, and then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with +a view of assuring him that she understood perfectly how he came to be +merry. + +“Colonel Gwyn,†said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own +reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate +when to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet--ah, I perceive +they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that, +sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and +the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I +don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for +some years.†+ +He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining +in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of +the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun. + +When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little +embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who +was hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends +every evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which +chanced to be broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of +port-glasses at his end of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom +he cheered by telling him that he had already given a lesson to Woodward +regarding the speaking of the prologue which he, Garrick, had written +for the comedy. He said he believed Woodward would repeat the lines very +effectively. When Goldsmith mentioned that Colman declined to have a +single scene painted for the production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick +were indignant. + +“You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,†said +the latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the +play to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it. + +“Ah, Davy, my friend,†Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in +reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst--or the best. If +the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal +for the next year or two.†+ +In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the +entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a +room. + +Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head +and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting +long sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was +supposed to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment +has survived, and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with +Garrick repeating the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous +change of expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with +Goldsmith burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly +amusing gestures the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed +that Sir Joshua's guests were convulsed. + +After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two +playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and +did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines +after the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous +than that of the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an +affecting passage from Addison's “Cato,†Goldsmith began to sing +the song which he had been compelled to omit from the part of Miss +Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course +Garrick's gestures during the delivery of the song were marvellously +ingenious, and an additional element of attraction was introduced by +Dr. Burney, who hastily seated himself at the pianoforte and interwove a +medley accompaniment, introducing all the airs then popular, but without +prejudice to the harmonies of the accompaniment. + +Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this +marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion +caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees--he begged the +lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was accustomed +to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica shook her +head. + +“Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,†said Sir Joshua to +the Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of +hearing her sing.†+ +Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling +Angelica. + +“Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!†she cried. “Will your Majesty +condescend to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned +to captivate our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to +conquer our savage hearts by the exercise of another?†+ +A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was +thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's +springing to his feet. + +“By the Lord, I've got it!†shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has +given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has +just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'†+ + + + +CHAPTER XII. + +As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith +communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this +particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would +not alter it now on any consideration. + +Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play +gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret +at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he +believed the manager would play to perfection. + +But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the +whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his +customary emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer†+ could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and +the rehearsal was proceeded with. + +“Nay, sir,†cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box +in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You +must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we +may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is +filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?†+ +“I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,†said Miss +Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief +topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as +will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but +to a whole archipelago of wit.†+ +“Otaheite is a name of good omen,†said Cradock. “It is suggestive of +palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'†+ +“Sir,†said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the +presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected +it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy +is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the +playgoers.†+ +“Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,†laughed +Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, +and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his +critics.†+ +Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that +Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the +opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for +his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as +critics. + +Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his +servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every +outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the +broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed +and applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons--especially the +satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists--but it was the +drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of Miss +Horneck-- + +“Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?†+ +When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel +Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much +amazed as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage +out of compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority +regarding the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in +the estimation of his company, remarked-- + +“Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as +generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the +playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of +your wit.†+ +“I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent +the instruction of Dr. Johnson,†said Goldsmith quietly. + +The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed +it during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it +became understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit +their regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been +originally cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the +prologue, which Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told +Goldsmith, he had already given a hint or two to Woodward. + +The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which +Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who +threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely +thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the +epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley +declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she +herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's +ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies +were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; +but Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple +epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding +the first performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was +eventually spoken by Mrs. Bulkley. + +“It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an +epilogue which will never be spoke,†sneered Colman when the last +difficulties had been smoothed over. + +Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party, +consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary +Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production +of the play--when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the +niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny +either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's +almost caused him to break down. + +Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him. +She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not +hesitate for a moment. + +“I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,†she said; “my dress +would be ruined.†+ +He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation. + +“Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour +of the play,†she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their +dusters, and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one +of the candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years +contained such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. +Col-man for a curmudgeon.†+ +“You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,†+ said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and +I only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.†+ +“It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this +play, sir,†said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on +Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.†+ +“And above all,†said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success +in order to put Colman in the wrong.†+ +“That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is +important to us all,†said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in +the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be +saved by Monday night.†+ +“I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,†said +Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a +sense of my own unworthiness.†+ +“You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,†cried +Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to +hear your play.†+ +“I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who, +when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care +to send a guinea in advance,†said Goldsmith, and every one present knew +that he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by +Johnson on the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield†was sold. + +“And now,†said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the +future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday +previous to the performance.†+ +“Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the +success of the play,†said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would +be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public +had attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who +know your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that +our esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday +night, sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour +to have you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with +us.†+ +“You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what +you mean better,†said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment +coming from Dr. Johnson.†+ +He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck +walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter +of a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character +of Young Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had +sufficiently recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how +remarkable a character he had created. + +On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the +St. James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found +the author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a +salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered +with silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any +mistake on this point. + +“Heavens!†cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear +colours?†+ +“Why not?†asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning +to speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy +should also be in black?†+ +“Nay,†said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that +you forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat +of yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in +front of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you +hope that the King will command a performance.†+ +Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous +garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in +dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it +before throwing it over the back of a chair. + +“It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,†+ said he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.†+ +He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with +his friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson, +Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already +assembled. + +It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook +hands twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the +King of Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for +regret with him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He +expressed a hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have +so depressing an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their +enjoyment of his comedy. + +Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did +not think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would +be quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the +frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after +all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose +name they had probably never heard. + +Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for +the best, but still.... + +Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of +Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have +heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their +merriment. + +The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was +concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat +become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake +of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the +clock and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time +to allow of their driving comfortably to the theatre. + +Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds +that Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his +nervousness, began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken +at Lord Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took +place daily in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave +all his attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to +him--not even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity +College to his friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with +him. + +While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the +theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he +had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant +to have the omission repaired without delay. + +He never returned. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII. + +The party remained in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter +from the bar was sent for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was +having his hat brushed, that his party were ready to leave the house, +the man stated that Dr. Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in +the direction of Pall Mall. + +“Psha! sir,†said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than +a fool.†Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was. + +“Yes,†said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that +ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and +let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say +the best comedy of a century.†+ +“I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the +playhouse?†said Richard Burke. + +“It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is +concerned,†said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt +is for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be +looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen, +Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a +burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.†+ +“You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the +playhouse, sir,†said Johnson. + +“If I know anything of him, sir,†said Steevens, “the playhouse is just +the place which he would most persistently avoid.†There was a long +pause before Johnson said in his weightiest manner: + +“Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.†+ +“That is very kind of you, sir,†replied Steevens. “But you may rest +assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.†+ +While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens +hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood +Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting +alone in some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable +failure of his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled +him to hold out against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, +suffer a relapse when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and +his naturally sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his +life give place to a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him +to put in an appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his +friends. Steevens actually made up his mind that if he failed to find +Goldsmith during the next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage +on the Edgware road. + +He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house--from Jack's, in Dean +street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster--but he failed to discover his +friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this way; and all +this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse--except +the one box that held Cumberland and his friends--were greeting the +brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably +contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant +authors had witnessed. + +The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens +have imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous +figure of Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with +a hand behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and +as phrase after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and +vivified with numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, +he seems to shake the theatre with his laughter. + +Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge +of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two +notable figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather +frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box. + +Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little +Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the +most notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare +occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with +laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which +she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General +Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and +Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having +lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom +every one is so highly honouring at the moment. + +Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,†as one +witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of +having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth +the resentment of the pit. + +In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few +years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man†at “the other +house,†sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented +“Ossian.†He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him +an impostor. + +The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her +younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has +for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from +the pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact +that Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his +eyes fixed upon her--earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his +_fiancée_ are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important +box in the house Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may +be gratified by beholding her. It does not so much matter about her +husband, who once thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a +concern whose operations represented the potentialities of wealth +beyond the dreams of avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the +Gunnings when she first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever +recorded to the eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, +mindful of that trick which the cleverness of her mother turned to so +good account, does not condescend to notice from her box, where she sits +with Lady Betty Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though +she is acquainted with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising +between the acts. + +What a play! What spectators! + +We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought +to those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with +delight at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the +little man with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal. + +Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality +upon their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his +biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed +down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own! + +And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands +nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in +St. James's Park. + +Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching +for him. + +“Don't speak, man, for God's sake,†cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but +that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that +the comedy is ended--that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in the +middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is ended.†+ +“Not I,†said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man, +what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at +the coffee house?†+ +“I don't know what you speak of,†said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to +hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play--don't fear to +tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly twenty +years; I am not easily dismayed.†+ +“My dear friend,†said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to +the playhouse unless you are in my company--I promised so much to Dr. +Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving +yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art, +sir?†+ +“What do you mean by that?†+ +“I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise +on the stage that you, and you only, can decide--are you willing to +allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, +who is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true +prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great +man, too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I +am convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?†+ +“It shall not--it shall not!†cried Goldsmith after a short pause. +“I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I +have something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in +this battle have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my +friend--I'll go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to +avert disaster.†+ +They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was +obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to +Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of +the play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence +to insist on a scene being omitted--or, perhaps, a whole act; and +nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect. + +When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his +head out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the +playhouse--that his worst fears were realized. + +“Nonsense!†cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other +window. “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental +to any performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on +their boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy +has yet to be damned.†+ +When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage +door, looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as +if to see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the +back of the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, +in the part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had +driven her forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was +within twenty yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights +were far too strong; unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have +failed to recognise the familiar features of the scene. The next moment +there came a hiss--a solitary hiss from the boxes. + +“What's that, Mr. Colman?†whispered the excited author. + +“Psha! sir,†said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib +when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?†+ +“That's a lie,†said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as +Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was +assured from the first.†+ +“By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend +while I live!†said Goldsmith. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + +It was a lie, and surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever +uttered. Goldsmith was soon made aware of this. The laughter that +followed Tony Lumpkin's pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle +was a highwayman was not the laugh of playgoers who have endured four +acts of a dull play; it was the laugh of people who have been in a good +humour for over two hours, and Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from +their laughter that the people in every part of the house were following +the comedy with extraordinary interest. Every point in the dialogue was +effective--the exquisite complications, the broad fun, the innumerable +touches of nature, all were appreciated by an audience whose expression +of gratification fell little short of rapture. + +When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not +return to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue +was spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night. + +As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of +speaking to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, +and from them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the +first scene to the one which was being represented, the performance had +been a succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every +member of the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and +scenery familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary +success of the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the +offensive terms of the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the +audience, several of the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and +cheering for some time--so much Goldsmith learned little by little at +intervals from the actors. + +“I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my +word; he has treated me cruelly--more cruelly than he has any idea +of,†said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do +anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes +much to you, sir.†+ +“Faith then, sir,†cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit +will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr. +Goldsmith.†+ +“You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,†said Goldsmith. + +And so he had. + +When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue, +Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs. +Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, +and affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through +half-closed eyes. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,†she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, +“I hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were +foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray +of you not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at +having resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished +sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I +might have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.†+ +“Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?†said he. “Nay, I have a +part in my mind for you already--that is, if you will be good enough to +accept it.†+ +“Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!†cried the actress, offering him +both her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr. +Goldsmith.†+ +[Illustration: 0173] + +And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company +and the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of +congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter +had filled the theatre. + +“We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr. +Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,†said he. +“You dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent, +indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. +On the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding +modesty good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make +you a coxcomb.†+ +“Oh, I hope not, sir,†said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,†+ cried Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are +than your betters--I see it on your face, you rascal.†+ +“And he has a right to think so,†said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr. +Goldsmith, speak up, say something insulting to your betters.†+ +“Certainly, madam,†said Goldsmith. “Where are they?†+ +“Well said!†cried Edmund Burke. + +“Nay, sir,†said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. +We expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back +garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.†+ +His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake +on the walls. + +Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. +She knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she +was not mistaken. + +For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit +and gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in +the green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived +the moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly +imagined was an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the +points in his comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian +into Reynolds's ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the +background with the Bunburys. + +So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in +uniform had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind +Mr. Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, +saying a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, +though it was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the +girl, and perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes +were turned upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her +heart. + +He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out +her inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the +people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing +was paying no attention to her. + +When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought +it advisable to bring her prattle to a close. + +“Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,†she cried. “We have given you our ears for more +than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.†+ +“I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,†said Goldsmith. “Yes, you +were remarking that----†+ +“That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be +compared to a boy who has robbed an orchard,†said the lady. + +“True--very true, madam,†said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp +involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling +beside her. She was not smiling. + +“Yes, 'tis true; but why?†cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice +did not appeal to Goldsmith only. + +“Ah, yes; that's just it--why?†said he. Mary Horneck had turned away +from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and +Henry Bunbury were standing. + +“Why?†said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become +suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because +his booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in +his pockets what he is not entitled to.†+ +She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly +did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the +successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his +attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had +gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even +more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room. + +“You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?†said Mr. Thrale. + +“Nay, sir!†cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed +some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.†+ +“What did I say, Goldy?†cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the +presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?†+ +“Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one +of them I accepted some days ago,†said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale +hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as +conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech. + +But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He +laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of +the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is +involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious +to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this +form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that +refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote +Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he “talked like +poor Poll.†He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely +because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel +couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century. + +Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him +thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The +expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had +given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons +around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which +makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who “talked +like poor Poll†was the man who, even before he had done anything in +literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop +Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and +a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious +Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to +great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk. + +While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that +the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. +Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying +to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his +adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying-- + +“Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.†+ +“I shall take good care that you don't, sir,†said she. + +“Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!†he cried, bowing +as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he +suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if +I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman +in uniform who was speaking with you just now,†said he. “I fancy I have +met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.†+ +“His name is Jackson,†she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the +Lord only knows what he is captain of.†+ +“I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,†said Goldsmith. +“'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by +professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.†+ +When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly +affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the +occasion, she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in +their coach--her mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour. + +The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had +produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having +eaten no dinner--Johnson and his friends had been by no means reticent +on the subject of the dinner--he was without an appetite for the +delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was +in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and +endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained +almost speechless the whole evening. + +“Ah,†said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been +quite obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with +us at Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a +little comedy may become a great tragedy.†+ +Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his +play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and +Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as +he could without being rude. + +He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick +Court. But it was almost daylight before he went to bed. + +All his life he had been looking forward to this night--the night +that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him +an incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his +period. And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with +destiny was within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever +felt in his garret. + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + + +What did it all mean? + +That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not +refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,†which had +placed him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to +the strange incident which had occurred in the green room. + +The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had +been speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of +reputation--he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of +reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green +room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his +glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the +eyes of such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. +Woffington, showed that he was a person of no position in society. This +conclusion to which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no +persons of any distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the +playhouse had shown that they were acquainted with him--no one person +save only Mary Horneck. + +Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and +Mrs. Bulk-ley. + +This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have +been incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had +invariably shunned in society those persons--women as well as men--who +had shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested +the man--he was popular enough at that period--who had allowed +innuendoes to do duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman--she +is popular enough now--who had laughed at and made light of the +innuendoes, bordering upon impropriety, of such a man. + +And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least +fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt. +The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands +with the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for +her own ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary +Horneck stood in a very different position from that occupied by the +Duchess. While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the +lead of any leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from +the actresses. + +And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one +of these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor--a man +who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family. + +What could this curious incident mean? + +The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon +the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which +had arrived--not a post had been missed--from persons who professed the +most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to borrow from +him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom he had +rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had, +consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would +continue his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so +marked a way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their +letters lay unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he +sent his guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That +was how he contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had +earned since leaving his garret.) + +His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he +left his chambers. + +He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what +no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed +to notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain +Jackson--he would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared +to him more than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to +another girl all that he had noticed, he would have said that such a +matter required no explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young +girls with men of the stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, +however, the matter was not so easily explained. The shrug and +the raising of the eyebrows were singularly inappropriate to any +consideration of an incident in which she was concerned. + +He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the +success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several +of the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on +terms of the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a +cordiality, the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. +Among them was one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had +early found a friend in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this +early friendship of his. + +Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant +word, and whose wife was his laundress--not wholly above suspicion as +regards her honesty--stammered his congratulations, and received the +crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he +had always suspected--that there was a great deal of friendliness in the +world for men who have become successful. + +Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling +that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before +another hour would pass. + +He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was +alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some +time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of +such intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to +inquire if Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to +ear as he admitted the visitor. + +“I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,†he said, +his grin expanding genially. + +“Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?†said Goldsmith. +“You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?†+ +“I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the +table--and Mr. Marlow's man, sir--as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what +more you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says +he quite cool-like and satisfied--and it's the gentleman's own private +house, after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh +till he thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then +sent us off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some +fools about us said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. +Northcote--Sir Joshua's young man, sir--he up and says that nature isn't +always genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth--I beg +your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself +couldn't ha' done worse than me--talking so familiar-like, instead of +showing you up.†+ +“Nay, sir,†said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing +his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons, +George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; +and, to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for +my benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.†+ +“Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,†whispered the man, for he had led +the way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If +I told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory +without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls +this year, sir.†+ +In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck. + +She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice +that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to +smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely +ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were +sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them +that touched him deeply. + +“You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do +honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,†she said, +giving him her hand. “But it was impossible--oh, quite impossible, for +me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering +how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear +friend.†+ +“It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,†said he. “I was looking forward to +that night also--I don't know for how many years--all my life, it seems +to me.†+ +“Never mind!†she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never +mind! your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you +now; every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.†+ +“There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,†said +Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a +single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was +miserable.†+ +“I know it,†she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and +knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.†+ +“What is the matter, Mary?†he asked her after a pause. “Once before I +begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be +able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man +of many resources.†+ +“I cannot tell you,†she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There +are some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree +that a woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with +another--either with a sister or with a brother--even so good a friend +as Oliver Goldsmith.†+ +“That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,†said +he. “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its +origin to me.†+ +“Ah, I see everything but too plainly,†she cried, throwing herself down +on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my +misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises. +Oh, I have said too much,†she cried piteously. She had sprung to her +feet and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget +what I have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; +oh, pray go away--go away and leave me alone with my sorrow--it is my +own--no one has a right to it but myself.†+ +There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a +little flash from her eyes as she spoke. + +“No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,†said he. “You shall +tell me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room +last night has to do with your sorrow.†+ +She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a +curious look of cunning in her eyes--a look that made him shudder, so +foreign was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault. + +“A man? Did I speak to a man?†she said slowly, affecting an endeavour +to recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I +suppose I spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded +it was! And it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked +in their paint!--almost as terrible as a lady of quality!†+ +“Poor child!†said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide +everything from me you have told me all--all except--listen to me, Mary. +Nothing that I can hear--nothing that you can tell me--will cause me to +think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to make me +aware that that man--Captain Jackson, he calls himself----†+ +“How did you find out his name?†she said in a whisper. “I did not tell +you his name even at the Pantheon.†+ +“No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me +why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well +as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see +rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?†+ +“He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet----†+ +“How has he got you in his power--that is what you are going to tell +me.†+ +“No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not +know me, or you would not ask me to tell you.†+ +“What would you have me think, child?†+ +“Think the worst--the worst that your kind heart can think--only leave +me--leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I may soon +die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'†+ +“I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything +ill of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have +written so much as I have written about men and women without being able +to know when a woman is altogether good--a man altogether bad? I know +you, my dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? +Think of the friends you have.†+ +“It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but +if they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with +loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool, +fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?†+ +“For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.†+ +“It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch +who stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being +thrust out behind to push her over.†+ +She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own +thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms. + +“That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind +you, there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from +slipping. There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, +or else those who hold them out to you will go over the brink with +you. Ah, my dear, dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In +another year--perhaps in another month--you will wonder how you could +ever have taken so gloomy a view of the present hour.†+ +A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained +there, however. Then she shook her head, saying-- + +“Alas! Alas!†+ +She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his +own, laying his other caressingly on her head. + +“You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,†said he. “You fill +with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that +it would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my +dying could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What +I do say is that I should like to live for you--to live to see happiness +once again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing--you will +not give me a chance of helping you.†+ +She shook her head sadly. + +“I dare not--I dare not,†she said. “I dare not run the chance of +forfeiting your regard forever.†+ +“Good-bye,†he said after a pause. + +He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand +and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her. + +“Mary,†he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only +beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again--that +you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the +company of such a man--talking to him as I saw you last night--what +would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible +construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my +dear?†+ +“Alas! alas!†she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise. +You will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my +own free will?†+ +“What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over +you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!†+ +“That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that +power over me--he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot speak +to you more! Leave me--leave me! I have been a fool and I must pay the +penalty of my folly.†Before he could make a reply, the door was opened +and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more +sedately and with a word of remonstrance. + +“Nonsense, dear Mamma,†cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some +one who will raise her spirits--Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I +am sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? +Nay, you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain +that you would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but +I protest it would seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your +attention. He doesn't look particularly like our agreeable Rattle at +the present moment, does he, Mamma? And it was the same at supper +last night. It might have been fancied that he was celebrating a great +failure instead of a huge success.†+ +For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating +the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the +author some account of what the friends whom she had met that day +said of the piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a +perpetually sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her +gaiety was out of tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the +first breathing space that the girl permitted him. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI. + + +He felt that the result of his interview with Mary was to render more +mysterious than ever the question which he had hoped to solve. + +He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he +had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd +enough to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed +account of his interview with the girl--a detailed account of his +observation of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the +Pantheon, then in the green room of Covent Garden--would have no trouble +whatever in accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could +see the shrugs of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed +to be vastly grieved. + +Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all +womankind together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one +woman to be swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind +generally. + +But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe +that she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think +anything evil regarding her. + +“She is not as others,†was the phrase that was in his mind--the thought +that was in his heart. + +He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance +that when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not +as other women are. + +He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that +when a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from +other women, he loves that woman. + +He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out +the heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that +had occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in +the same apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that +the killing of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question +which was puzzling him. + +After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he +went to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of +the author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.†Baretti was a +well known personage in the best literary society in London, having +consolidated his reputation by the publication of his English and +Italian dictionary. He had been Johnson's friend since his first exile +from Italy, and it was through his influence Baretti, on the formation +of the Royal Academy, had been appointed Secretary for Foreign +Correspondence. To Johnson also he owed the more remunerative +appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. He had frequently dined +with Goldsmith at his chambers. + +Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the +author of the play upon his success. + +“If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it +creates in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,†said the +Italian. + +“Yes,†said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word +with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I +should be.†+ +“What,†cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who +had certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you +mean to fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be +your weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen +you should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty +certain of victory.†+ +“Ah, yes; but there are cases--well, one never knows what may happen, +and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can +do a little sword play--enough to enable me to face a moderately good +antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted +in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.†+ +“How did you retort?†+ +“Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised +as gentlemen.†+ +“Bacchus! An effective retort! And then----†+ +“Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after +making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout +of swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any +compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of +any first-rate master of the art in London?†+ +The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously. + +“You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you +into a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?†+ +“Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.†+ +“Better make it five years.†+ +“Five years?†+ +“My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I +express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be +made a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell +you that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front +place among swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so +short-sighted I could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I +shall never kill a man.†+ +He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for +them. + +“I have made up my mind to have some lessons,†said Goldsmith, “and I +know there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.†+ +“Psha!†said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there +are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian +teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If +you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with +such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser +fiber than yourself.†+ +“There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men--nay, +even an Irishman--to show himself adroit with a sword,†said Goldsmith; +“and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services towards +this end.†+ +He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him. + +“You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no +further than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular +wish to place myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,†said +he. “I fancy I can see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a +fencing master.†+ +“I shall keep it a secret,†laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you +run your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the +court as a witness as to your pacific character.†+ +(When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called +as a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with +the murder of a man.) + +He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had +taken at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own +nature so imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel +with Captain Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him +through a vital part. + +He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers +containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon +Colman for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic +of the town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and +so strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial, +express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He +posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good +care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement +with whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with +scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from +the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the +lampooners to refrain from molesting him further. + +If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have +enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many +months of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his +triumph in another direction. + +After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern +several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with +him were Whitefoord and Richard Burke. + +He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all +clearly ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was +unaware; and when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had +received, the uneasiness of his friends became more apparent. + +He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what +was the reason of their treating him so coldly. + +“You were talking about me just before I entered,†said he: “I always +know on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, +may I ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to +me in your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I +hold to be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all +that you can tell--as simply as you can--without prejudice to your own +reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?†+ +Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most +fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in +which he said-- + +“You may trust--whatever may be spoken, or written, about you, +Goldsmith--we are your unalterable friends.†+ +“Psha, sir!†cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not +all my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to +overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have +bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?†+ +“Goldsmith,†said Steevens, “we received a copy of the _London Packet_ +half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous +attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.†+ +“At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may +assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to +is none other than myself,†said Goldsmith. + +“It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,†said Steevens. “It +is the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.†+ +“Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,†said Goldsmith. “You +know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once +I made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation +caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that +it is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where +is the _Packet?_†+ +“There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,†said Cradock. +“Take my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise +nature of that scoundrel's slanders.†+ +“Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to +sting me,†replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the _Packet_, +and you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr. +Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a +detraction.†+ +“Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the +garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,†said Steevens. + +“Come, sirs, I insist,†cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?†+ he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time +here when I can read the _Packet_ in the bar.†+ +“Hold, sir,†said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you +would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched +forth to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the +paper and here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English +writers--the truest of English poets--the best of Englishmen.†+ +“You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick +flings himself upon me?†+ +He took the _Packet_. It opened automatically, where an imaginary letter +to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,†appeared. + +He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had +nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank +from it--he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing--but +suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had +crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then +flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the +room with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword +and placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a +word to any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane +only. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII. + +Kenrick's article in the _London Packet_ remains to this day as the +vilest example of scurrility published under the form of criticism. All +the venom that can be engendered by envy and malice appears in every +line of it. It contains no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains +no clever phrase. It is the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the +demon of jealousy. The note of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, +strident and strenuous. It exists as the worst outcome of the period +when every garret scribbler emulated “Junius,†both as regards style and +method, but only succeeded in producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead +of the thunder of the unknown master of vituperation. + +Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; +but when he came to that vile passage--“For hours the _great_ Goldsmith +will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a +pier-glass. Was but the lovely H------k as much enamoured, you would not +sigh, my gentle swainâ€--his hands tore the paper in fury. + +He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did +not know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him +aware of the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He +did not mind any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have +the name that he most cherished of all names associated with his in an +insult that seemed to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was +more than he could bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind +him and had struck from thence the one who had been kindest to him of +all the people in the world. + +There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read. +There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him +and the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck +in the face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to +whom he had been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would +undoubtedly feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself +was to blame for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt +that if the attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have +escaped. Yes, that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over +him to her. + +His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself +upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his +sword he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his +hands. + +And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been +assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink +from running him through the body with his sword. + +On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take +counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew +that he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a +corner; he felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was +made up as to what he should do, and all that he now feared was that +some circumstance might prevent his realising his intention. + +He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, +the publisher of the _London Packet_. He arrived almost breathless at +the place--it was in Little Queen street--and entered the shop demanding +to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. Evans, the +publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and hearing +a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop. +Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was +in the house. + +“I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon +me which appeared in the _Packet_ of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!†said +the visitor. + +The shopkeeper smiled. + +“Does anything appear about you in the _Packet_, sir?†he said, +over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry. + +“You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!†cried Goldsmith, +stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of +this gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote +it struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.†+ +He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with +his cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his +opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a +small wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, +and had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and +all the noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his +paymaster. It was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back +from the cane of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a +missile to fling at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a +table and hurled it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it +struck Evans on the chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over +him. This Kenrick perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small +shop chairs and rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; +but, before he could carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop +from the street, and, flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught +Goldsmith, who had risen, by the shoulder and hurried him into a +hackney-coach, which drove away. + +The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the +room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became +uneasy regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving +the tavern, had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent +the assault which he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the +person of Kenrick. + +He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of +the occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his +conduct. A lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when +delivered in a broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain +Higgins's counsel of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule. + +“Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have +abstained from doing,†cried the still breathless man. “I did what my +manhood prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done +yourself, my friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans--it was +that reptile Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to +shelter him, what was left to me, I ask you, sir?†+ +“You were a fool, Oliver,†said his countryman; “you made a great +mistake. Can't you see that you should never go about such things +single-handed? You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who +would not hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why +the devil, sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when +you left the tavern?†+ +“Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,†replied Goldsmith. +“And, besides,†he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with +me to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. +I have taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. +Kenrick won't attack me again so long as I am alive.†+ +He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that +Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of +which he was a master. + +When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at +Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John +Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very +like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew +that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies +a lesson. + +But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly +insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had +been less gracious to him--if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for +example, had been accustomed to treat him--regarding him and his defects +merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have escaped +all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause of her +being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it. + +But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the +forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to +think about. + +The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that +he had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several +years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of +despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks +that could not be surmounted. + +He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her +forgiveness for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be +responsible. He could not, he added, expect that in the future it would +be allowed to him to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and +her family as had been permitted to him in the past. + +Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl +when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow +which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only +had seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent +Garden, and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had +originated with that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if +he was justified in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not +asked him to be her champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it +was a very poor champion that he would have made; but still he knew more +of her grief than any one else, and he believed he might be able to help +her. + +He tore up the letter which he had written to her. + +“I will not leave her,†he cried. “Whatever may happen--whatever blame +people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave her +until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.†+ +He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain +Horneck. + +For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother +had no reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and +Kenrick. But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation +passed away. + +“Ha, my little hero!†Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the +threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what +are things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the +booksellers?†+ +“You have heard of it?†said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but +you cannot have heard of the reason for it!†+ +“What, there is something behind the _London Packet_, after all?†cried +Captain Horneck. + +“Something behind it--something behind that slander--the mention of your +sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?†+ +“My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists +between my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as +this--a strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as +you are concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?†+ +Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which +he was holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the +words never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of +his own, and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped +it, and burying his face in his hands he burst into tears. + +Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally +affected. + +“Come, come, old friend,†he said at last, placing his hand +affectionately on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do. +There is nothing to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little +aware of your own position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck +family regard your friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good +heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid +for immortality through our names being associated with yours? Who in a +hundred years--in fifty years--would know anything of the Horneck +family if it were not for their association with you? The name of Oliver +Goldsmith will live so long as there is life in English letters, and +when your name is spoken the name of your friends the Hornecks will not +be forgotten.†+ +He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his +chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII. + +The next day the news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by +Goldsmith in respect of the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the +literary circle of which Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling +was one of regret that Kenrick had not received the beating instead of +Evans. Of course, Johnson, who had threatened two writers with an oak +stick, shook his head--and his body as well--in grave disapproval of +Goldsmith's use of his cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes +were of the opinion that a cane had never been more appropriately used. + +What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands +of pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly +afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre, +which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under +Colman's management. + +Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who +had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl +of indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period--some +in the pay of the government others of the opposition--solely by +stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person +of the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in +the form of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded +Junius. + +The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the +public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest +in the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling +audience. When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the _Daily +Advertiser_--surely the manliest manifesto ever printed--the howls +became attenuated, and shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, +even by Dr. Johnson--and so emphatically, too, that his biographer +could not avoid recording his judgment--that Goldsmith had increased his +reputation by the incident. + +(Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account +of this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and +received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.) + +For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including +Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now +search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed +him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel +when he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster. + +But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends +of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon, +found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not +responded to quite so heartily by his visitor. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,†said Johnson, after he had made some of those +grotesque movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably +accompanied--“Dr. Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, +sir.†+ +“That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,†said +Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling +that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to +come rather sooner. + +“If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you +to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,†said Johnson. + +“Yes, sir,†said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could +say nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a +fool--at many times--in many ways.†+ +“I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir, +and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of +my suspicion.†+ +“If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he +do after having seen me?†said Goldsmith. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,†resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain +to me to find, as I did in this room--on that desk--such evidence of +your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.†+ +“What do you mean, sir? My folly--evidence--on that desk? Ah, I know now +what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I suppose +for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, sir, who +could resist Filby's flatteries?†+ +“Sir,†said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read +any manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.†+ +“And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably +been advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect +for your criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you +suggested?†+ +“It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while +waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,†+ said Johnson sternly. + +Goldsmith glanced at his desk. + +“I forget now what work was last under my hand,†said he; “but whatever +it was, sir----†+ +“I have it here, sir,†said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time +noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson +laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived +that it consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the +Jessamy Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had +them before him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would +be the result of sending them to her. + +He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his +friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the +matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater. + +“Oh, those verses, sir,†he stammered; “they are poor things. You will, +I fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they +resemble my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my +man, but Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the +cost of repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles----†+ +“They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man +of determination with his own future--with his own happiness and the +happiness of others.†+ +“I protest, sir, I scarcely understand----†+ +“Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.†+ +“Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the +character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own +heart speaks.†+ +“Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that +may come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your +heart throbs in every line.†+ +“Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise +the feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more +happy than I fancied.†+ +“Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.†+ +“Sir, I protest that I--that is--no, I shall protest nothing. You have +spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I wrote +those verses out of my own heart--God knows if they are the first that +came from my heart--I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed to own it?†+ +“My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I +did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.†+ +“A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been +the sweetest--the only consolation of a life that has known but few +consolations.†+ +“Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable +as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr. +Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her +family have extended to you.†+ +“I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson. +What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better +remain unspoken by either of us--what if I do love her? Where is the +indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? +Does one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?†+ +“My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself--yes, +and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to +know--and, indeed, I think she must--that she has been the cause, even +though the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she +will not be free from unhappiness.†+ +“She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens +all my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.†+ +“Nay, sir, if I know your character--and I believe I have known it +for some years--you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my dear +friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but a +battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not +come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put +it to flight before it prove your ruin.†+ +“Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there +is of beauty--everything there is of sweetness--in the life of man--you +call it our enemy?†+ +“I call it _your_ enemy, Goldsmith.†+ +“Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from +other men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for +evermore from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he +has proved to the world that he is most capable of all mankind of +appreciating tenderness and grace? What trick of nature is this? What +paradox for men to vex their souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from +men, evermore looking on happiness through another man's eyes? If you +answer 'yes,' then I say that men who are not poets should go down on +their knees and thank Heaven that they are not poets. Happy it is for +mankind that Heaven has laid on few men the curse of being poets. For +myself, I feel that I would rather be a man for an hour than a poet for +all time.†+ +“Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us +look at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate +enough to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be +brought to think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish +enough to regard their kindness to you--their acceptance of you as a +friend--as encouragement in your mad aspirations.†+ +“You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.†+ +“I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak +only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir, +not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you +as a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to +her? Answer me that question, sir.†+ +But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his +hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat. + +“You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,†resumed Johnson. “I +will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would +only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but +I ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on +your side as ridiculous--nay, worse--a gross affront.†+ +Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor +resumed his discourse. + +“The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you +desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, +and of forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your +infatuation?†+ +Goldsmith started up. + +“Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,†he cried almost +piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not +hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that +the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses +which I wrote--I could not help writing them--but she does not know that +they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it from me. My +history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover--a blank--a blank.†+ +“My poor friend,†said Johnson after a pause--he had laid his hand +upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the +table--“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups which +are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I have +drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of +others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means +to have double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself +before now worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have +faced life, by your independence of the patronage of the great. You +dedicated 'The Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. +You did not hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to +offer you money for the prostitution of the talents which God has given +you. Dr. Goldsmith, you have my respect--you have the respect of every +good man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your +detractors who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would +give them an opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will +not do anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and +show all those who are your friends that their friendship for you is +well founded. I am assured that I can trust you, sir.†+ +Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX. + +When his visitor had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and +gave way to the bitter reflections of the hour. + +He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words +which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception--to his +hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion +might be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of +vain dreams that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his +straightforwardness there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that +made any appeal from his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in +the utterances of his phrases when forcing his contentions upon any +audience; but Goldsmith knew that he only spoke strongly because he felt +strongly. + +Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson +had said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake +the sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would +content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married +Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town +house--a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting his +father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord +Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were +to present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck? + +It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his +hearing to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. +The tragedy of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their +prospects in the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he +felt, the most cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who +make music of the passions of men--who have surrounded the passion +of love with a glorifying halo--should be doomed to spend their lives +looking on at the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of +the music which the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy +of life, and Goldsmith had often found himself face to face with it, +feeling himself to be one of those with whom destiny is only on jesting +terms. + +Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than +Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew +that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only +of all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his +cause, he would be regarded--and rightly, too--as both presumptuous and +ridiculous. + +He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of +letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking +to themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to +look forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a +contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the +poet for the loss of home--the grateful companionship of a wife--the +babble of children--all that his fellow-men associated with the gladness +and glory of life? + +He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was +surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching +such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation--he had +sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness +of having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of +envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these +sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval +of his friends. + +And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He +had sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his +ills during the past few years had departed from him. He would never +see Mary Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the +burden of his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide +by it. + +He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his +resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the +one consolation of his life. + +In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt +down and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the +manuscript into it between the bars when the light that it made fell +upon one of the lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he +had read the remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a +sigh, he hastily thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little +blaze had fallen again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could +raise it by a breath or two, his servant entered the room. He started to +his feet. + +“A letter for you, sir,†said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.†+ +“Fetch a candle, John,†said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too +dark for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on +the seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's. + +By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines +that the letter contained-- + +_Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear +only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if +not, then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride._ + +He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers. +He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never +to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought +that he was about to stand face to face with her. + +He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the +small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production +of “She Stoops to Conquer.†Only a few wax candles were lighted in the +cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the +walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast +between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and +her sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put +her hand into his as he was shown in by the servant. + +“I knew you would come,†she said. “I knew that I could trust you.†+ +“You may trust me, indeed,†he said. He held her hand in his own, +looking into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come +when you would tell me all that there is to be told,†he continued. +“Whether I can help you or not, you will find yourself better for having +told me.†+ +She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There +was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, +and, after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the +mantelpiece, leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into +the smouldering fire in the grate. + +He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his +heart. + +“What am I to tell you--what am I to tell you?†she cried at last, +resuming her pacing of the floor. + +He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. +She went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking +with vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the +sconces. Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a +great effort she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil +when she spoke, seating herself. + +“You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of +that man,†she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him +call me to his side in the green room at the playhouse?†+ +“I saw you in the act of speaking to him there--he calls himself +Jackson--Captain Jackson,†said Goldsmith. + +“You saved me from him once!†she cried. “You saved me from becoming +his--body and soul.†+ +“No,†he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable +me to do so.†+ +“I tell you if it had not been for you--for the book which you wrote, I +should be to-day a miserable castaway.†+ +He looked puzzled. + +“I cannot quite understand,†said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar +of Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were +complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which +I had presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of +reading it.†+ +“It was that which saved me,†she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They +are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest +child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of +men--some men--so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge +of womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told +all that we should guard against?†+ +She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing. + +He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying-- + +“I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet +Jessamy Bride.†+ +She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears. + +“Then you will err,†she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank +God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me +from all--to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When +I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the +village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had +received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and +feted in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love +with him, and I--innocent fool that I was--considered myself the most +favoured creature in the world because he made love to me. Any day we +failed to meet I wrote him a letter--a foolish letter such as a +school miss might write--full of protestations of undying affection. +I sometimes wrote two of these letters in the day. More than a month +passed in this foolishness, and then it came to my uncle's ears that we +had meetings. He forbade my continuing to see a man of whom no one knew +anything definite, but about whom he was having strict inquiries made. I +wrote to the man to this effect, and I received a reply persuading me +to have one more meeting with him. I was so infatuated that I met him +secretly, and then in impassioned strains he implored me to make +a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When he had been +fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies had been +active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, and he +should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I consented +to leave my uncle's house by his side.†+ +“But you cannot have done so.†+ +“You saved me,†she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's +mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him +I came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With +the suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The +scales fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to +Damascus, only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited +me. I knew that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a +single hour--thanks to the genius that wrote that book--my love for that +man, or what I fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet +him. I returned to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote +to me reproaching me for disappointing him; and the very next day my +uncle's suspicions regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted +in proof positive of the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself +Captain Jackson, He had left the army in America with a stain on his +character, and it was known that since his return to England at least +two young women had been led into the trap which he laid for me.†+ +“Thank God you were saved, my child,†said Goldsmith, as she paused, +overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further +reason to fear that man.†+ +“That was my belief, too,†said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So +soon as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in +his true colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I +had been foolish enough to write to him, to my friends--he was even +scoundrel enough to point out that I had in my innocence written certain +passages which were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of +guilt--nay, his letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had +been guilty, so that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. +What was left for me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to +me those letters. I asked him how he could think it consistent with his +honour to retain them and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. +Alas! he soon gave me to understand that I had but placed myself more +deeply in his power.†+ +“The scoundrel!†+ +“Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had +meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.†+ +“And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.†+ +“I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing +that I had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France +together! But then--ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me--I +cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell +rings I am in trepidation.†+ +“Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this +account?†cried Goldsmith. + +“Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?†she asked. “What did he +say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me +a fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my +letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who +had written them.†+ +“And his terms?†asked Goldsmith in a whisper. + +“His terms? I cannot tell you--I cannot tell you. The very thought that +I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have +such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.†+ +“By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!†cried Goldsmith, “for I +shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.†+ +“No--no!†she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine must +suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother for +fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his +plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters +would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared +that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from +being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I +determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope--the forlorn +hope--that you might be able to help me. Tell me--tell me, my dear +friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that of which +poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'†+ +“Guilt? Who talks of guilt?†said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I +knew that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought +of you except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted +foolishly; you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your +own pure heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any +monster. Dear child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against +this stroke of fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of +escape for you.†+ +“Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to +myself a score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what +direction lies my hope of escape?†+ +He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said-- + +“'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to +invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it +is the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one +can in a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real +life, my dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts +of fiction. But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by +halves. He will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from +you and then permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity +as that which you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as +Heaven directed my pen to write that book in order that you might be +saved from the fate of my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you +out of your present difficulty.†+ +“You give me hope,†she said. “Yes--a little hope. But you must promise +me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I know how +brave you are--my brother told me what prompt action you took yesterday +when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish to place +yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause +it to spring.†+ +“I feel now that I was foolish,†said he humbly; “I ran the chance of +forfeiting your friendship.†+ +“Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,†she said. “But in this matter of +mine I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save +me, if I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man +on the night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what +my feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that +if you had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his +arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.†+ +“You have spoken truly,†said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been. +But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing +that shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be +saved, whatever may happen.†+ +He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,†he +repeated. + +“If not----†said she in a low tone, looking beyond him. + +“No--no,†he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give me +yours. You will do nothing impious.†+ +She gave a wan smile. + +“I am a girl,†she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will +trust you, with all my heart--all my heart.†+ +“I shall not fail you--Heaven shall not fail you,†said he, going to the +door. + +He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her +white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the +more pallid! + +He bowed at the door. + + + + +CHAPTER XX. + +He went for supper to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none +of his friends. He had no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as +the latter turned Boswell into ridicule to make sport for the company. +He knew that Garrick would be at the club in Gerrard street, to which he +had been elected only a few days before the production of “She Stoops to +Conquer,†and it was not at all unlikely that on this account the club +would be a good deal livelier than it usually was even when Richard +Burke was wittiest. + +While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of +the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce +assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in +attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss +Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the +town were talking. + +The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He +smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which +the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty +of the press as that of which--according to the writer--the ingenious +Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across the +room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the +worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared +with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left. + +He knew perfectly well--had he not good reason to know?--that the man +who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross +nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most +notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals; +and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the +fact that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more +eagerly read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. +That was one of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of +Junius: the appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, +and there was no lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all +that the public demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius +one of the conditions of their acceptance of such compositions--all they +required was that the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy. + +No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that +Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money +that he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called +himself Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there +would be no difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people +were always much more ready to believe evil than good regarding any +one--especially a young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been +breathed--the result of the publication of the letters would mean +practically ruin to the girl who had been innocent enough to write them. + +Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled +at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in +regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum +the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in +such matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, +that because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was +not sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the +possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should +find it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and +he believed, with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was +situated would be to forfeit their respect forever. + +She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and +he felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her +sake. + +He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often +in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon--how often his +friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly +not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some +occasions he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also +remembered how, when he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned +out that he had never been more clearly imposed upon. + +He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system. + +He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question +(which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of +shrewdness). + +How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required +it, cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly +wisdom? By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the +world? + +He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he +reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the +waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings +short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could +not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly +felt no vexation at being made so easy a victim of--he was accustomed to +that position. + +When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between +the bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred +at the end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, +coals, all thoughts of guile--all his prospects of shrewdness were cast +aside. He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, +he had no right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his +property. They either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary +Horneck, as--as what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he +had promised Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of +that which he had admitted to be foolishness. + +Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping, +dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without +reproach put those verses into the girl's hand--when, learning the +truth, she would understand. + +And that time did come. + +In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to +get possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his +attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes +for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully +aware that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of +a criminal prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the +discovery of all that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide. + +It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it +would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular +affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to +defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with. + +That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the +woman to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was +accustomed to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should +have considerable difficulty in finding her. + +He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the +question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he +knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to +do so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and +he liked her. + +He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him--if he made +it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her +while. + +He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became +impatient at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington +until the evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced +a visitor--one with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as +Colonel Gwyn. + +Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He +recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at +the Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit +to Brick Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted +Colonel Gwyn as if he considered it to be one of the most natural +occurrences in the world for him to appear at that particular moment. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,†said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you +have no doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of +calling upon you without first communicating with you.†+ +“Not at all, sir,†said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to +me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.†+ +“You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject +have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.†+ +“Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose +generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.†+ +And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had +so successfully caricatured. + +“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The +fact is, sir, that I--I--i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you +how it is I appear before you in this fashion.†+ +“You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You +are a friend of my best friend--Sir Joshua Reynolds.†+ +“Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr. +Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem +of--of--well, of all the members of the Horneck family.†+ +It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way +his visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what +reply to make to him. + +“I perceive that you are surprised, sir.†said Gwyn. + +“No, no--not at all--that is--no, not greatly surprised--only--well, +sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like +yourself, a soldier,†stammered Goldsmith. + +“I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past +week or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,†said Gwyn; “but upon no +occasion have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me +she was by no means well.†+ +“And they told you the truth, sir,†said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely. + +“You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that +they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must +confess a headache was not specified.†+ +“Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. +But why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel +Gwyn?†+ +Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely. + +“I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking +a liberty,†he said somewhat awkwardly. + +“Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?†asked Goldsmith. + +“Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see--sir, you are, I know, a favoured friend +of the lady's--I perceived long ago--nay, it is well known that she +regards you with great affection as a--no, not as a father--no, as--as +an elder brother, that is it--yes, as an elder brother; and therefore +I thought that I would venture to intrude upon you to-day. Sir, to be +quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but I hesitate--as I am sure +you could understand that any man must--before declaring myself to her. +Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you might not conceive it to +be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to ask you if you knew of +the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope you will be frank +with me, sir.†+ +Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel +Gwyn was a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat +upright on his chair--a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some +people, but that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat +inclined to be pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that +they were the manners of a gentleman. + +Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary +Horneck away from him? he asked himself. + +He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last +he gave a little start. + +“You should not have come to me, sir,†he said slowly. + +“I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,†said Gwyn. + +“On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your +confidence. But--ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a lady +would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?†+ +“I thought it possible that she--Miss Horneck--might have let you know. +You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so she +might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair. +Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of--well, a sort of vested +interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.†+ +“Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate +them for the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become +accustomed. I have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the +children of their happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if +they were their own offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, +that poets become sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, +which is quite apart from the world of letters.†+ +Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no +difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the +exact appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted +as much. + +“I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,†he said. “But for that +matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite +plain to you.†+ +“Oh, yes,†said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that +you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to +subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the +lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your +chances of success.†+ +“How admirably you put the matter!†said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did +not apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?†+ +“I cannot tell,†said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that +she loved any man.†+ +“Then I have still a chance?†+ +“Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments +to their fathers--no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to +consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to +advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself +if you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to +become attached. Add to the effect of your personality--which I think is +great, sir--the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you have +won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether your +suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.†+ +“You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is +some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss +Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations +that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.†+ +“You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the +man exist who would be worthy of her love?†+ +“He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love +some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It +is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women. + +“It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest +consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. +Goldsmith--not as men go--there is in my lifetime nothing that I have +cause to be ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, +her purity, her tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own +presumption in aspiring to win her. You think me presumptuous in this +matter, I am convinced, sir.†+ +“I do--I do. I know Mary Horneck.†+ +“I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with +me in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me +to thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me +away without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that +I have your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my +happiness.†+ +“Colonel Gwyn, my wishes--my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck may +be happy.†+ +“And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.†+ +Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to +him. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI. + +Never for a moment had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men +who were understood to be admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made +humourous verses on some of them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic +illustrations, and Mary and her sister had had their laugh. He could not +even now feel jealous of Colonel Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more +eligible suitor than the majority whom he had met from time to time at +the Hornecks' house. He knew that since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the +girl had no thoughts to give to love and suitors. If Gwyn were to go +to her immediately and offer himself as a suitor he would meet with a +disappointment. + +Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who +had just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be +exultant at the thought that it was he--he--Oliver Goldsmith--who had +been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret--with the duty of saving +her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her. + +Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's +enterprise had fallen. + +He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a +position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the +rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable +instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the +hand of the maiden? + +For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate +all his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the +struggle had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had +become the most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor +at the Royal Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most +eminent men of the period. And then, although he was plain of face and +awkward in manner--nearly as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as +Johnson--he had been appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in +England. He felt that he had reason to exult. + +But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with +Colonel Gwyn--he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel +Gwyn. What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in +preference to Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a +mirror in order to learn what chance he would have of being accepted +as the lover of a lovely girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to +himself? + +He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he +had--a glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness. + +He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from +complete despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted +with the task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her +destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it, +too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before +him: he had taken no step toward saving her. + +He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the +evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent +Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his +play--in which she did not appear--was being acted on the stage. + +He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that +his design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should +pursue in regard to the actress--how far he would be safe in confiding +in her--was frustrated. + +The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled +with him--well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make +a quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such +a disaster. Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in +Boswell's eyes he could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of +a second person. + +“Psha! Sir,†said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you +do of the Irish nation and their characteristics.†+ +“Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,†said +Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.†+ +“Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in +order to give you a chance of knowing him better?†said Goldsmith. + +“For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,†cried Boswell after +a contemplative pause. + +“Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a +consciousness of his generosity.†+ +“What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me +again?†+ +“No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would +feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain +secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of +talking together.†+ +“What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?†+ +“Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his +biographer.†+ +Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which +the Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously. + +“Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr. +Goldsmith?†he cried anxiously. + +“I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,†replied Goldsmith, with +an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said +that Shakespeare was pompous. + +“Now you are imitating him,†said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has +told you of our quarrel--our misunderstanding. It arose through you, +sir.†+ +“Through me, sir?†+ +“Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the +Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no +one of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has +lately been mimicking the Dean--yes, down to his very words, at the +Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made +acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and +upbraided me for half an hour.†+ +“To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?†+ +“To no human being, sir.†+ +“Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.†+ +“To no one, sir--that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly have +had the story.†+ +“Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to +expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well, +perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail +to make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend. +Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly +accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the +Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity +in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.†+ +“Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my +friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human +being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of +that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in +order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?†+ +“Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true +biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick +and choose the incidents with which he has to deal--that he may, if he +please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his +hero or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you +frankly that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are +mischievous. Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I +insist on your writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the +very words that passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and +you will also furnish me with a list of the persons--if you have not +sufficient paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream +at the stationer's at the corner--to whom you gave an account of the +humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship +with me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do +not seek to avoid so obvious a duty.†+ +Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam +of a smile on his face. + +He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a +word. + +“Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,†muttered Goldsmith. +“If I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of +hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.†+ +(The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told +him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained +his forgiveness. “You were right, sir,†the letter concluded. “Dr. +Johnson has still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.â€) + +But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to +the playhouse in order to consult with the lady who--through long +practice--was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to give +him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. It +was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had +not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon +his confidence with Mrs. Abington. + +The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes +which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act +only of “She Stoops to Conquer†had been reached, and as she did not +appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next +piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers--one which had taken the town +by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every lady +of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was +a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and +loose about the neck and shoulders. + +“Ha, my little hero,†cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made +his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then +to Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? +Oh, lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all +a-dying of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There +was a rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.†+ +“The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't, +madam,†said Goldsmith. + +“Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,†said she. “Faith, sir, +you gave him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the +playhouse, I give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about +you, Dr. Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them +all. For instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it +was the first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making +an attempt upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional +channel.†+ +“If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that, +Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,†said Goldsmith. “Though, for +that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand +before me in that dress--ay, or any other.†+ +“Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of +compliment--I sink under it, sir--thus,†and she made an exquisite +courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' heads are +as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?†+ +“I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am +extremely anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most +accomplished should be moved,†said Goldsmith. + +“You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a +comedy as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than +that of Miss Hardcastle.†+ +“I have the design of one in my head, madam.†+ +“Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your +head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a +great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And +you have begun the comedy, sir?†+ +“I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the +air. I want your assistance in that direction.†+ +“What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr. +Goldsmith?†+ +“Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic +as Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you +give me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?†+ +“With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr. +Goldsmith.†+ +“I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I +have to tell you.†+ +“Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.†+ +“How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?†+ +“Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against +him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his +family--a critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your +face suggested.†+ +“I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for +help.†+ +“Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I +think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When +the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light--which I take to be +the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman--he is too powerful +for me, I frankly confess.†+ +“Mine is a male fiend.†+ +“Not the manager of a theatre--another form of the same hue?†+ +“Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.†+ +“Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.†+ +“If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the +greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to +coffee house repeating it.†+ +“Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.†+ +“How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was +more than you could cope with?†+ + + + +CHAPTER XXII. + +And now, sir, to face the particulars--to proceed from the fancy +embroidery of wit to the solid fabric of fact--who or what is the +aggressive demon that you want exorcised?†+ +“His name is Jackson--he calls himself Captain Jackson,†replied Oliver. +He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary Horneck's +story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of this +point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made +any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman +had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him. + +“Jackson--Captain Jackson!†cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith, this +is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. Surely, +sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for a +battering-ram to overturn a house of cards--one does not requisition a +park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.†+ +“Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of +the power of a piece of ordnance,†said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam, +that in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.†+ +“If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for +you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been +doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.†+ +“I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief, +there is a lady in the question.†+ +“Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was +waiting for the lady.†+ +“She is the most charming of her sex, madam.†+ +“I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may +be taken for granted.†+ +“Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.†+ +“I wonder in what part of the world she lived--certainly not in London.†+ +“Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared +upon the scene----†+ +“Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden, +the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence, +even though the serpent be slaughtered.†+ +“Pardon me, Mrs. Abingtonâ€--Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely--“pardon +me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny +has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.†+ +In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story +of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let +it be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from +taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; +and how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to +him, but had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them +the appearance of having been written by a guilty woman. + +“The lady is prostrated with grief,†he said, concluding his story. “The +very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is +killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of +knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.†+ +“'Tis a sad story indeed,†said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as +bad can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the +Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of +meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell +the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had +been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point +possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know +that all the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of +Scotland 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of +guineas, Dr. Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?†+ +“That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to +think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,†said +Goldsmith. + +“Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not +in the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,†+ cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in +a bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego +the dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the +coins.†+ +“You may be right,†said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?†+ +“Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a +couple of hundred pounds.†+ +“Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! +She would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she +had written letters of affection to such a man.†+ +“She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.†+ +“If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have +allowed herself to be imposed on by a stranger?†+ +“Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen +who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on +your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return +to the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? +How do you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?†+ +“Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in +conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room. +It occurred to me that perhaps--it might be possible--in short, Mrs. +Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel could +be entrapped.†+ +“You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary +men--and of wary--is what nature and art have fitted me for--nature and +practice?†+ +“I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear +madam. But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady +with whom I am acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest +intelligence. That is why you are our greatest actress. The highest +intelligence is valueless on the stage unless it is associated with a +heart that beats in sympathy with the sorrow and becomes exultant with +the joy of others. That is why I regard myself as more than fortunate in +having your promise to accept a part in my next comedy.†+ +Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the +author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him +out of his difficulty. + +“I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,†said +the actress. “Yes, in spite of your being--being--ah--innocent--a poet, +and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, Dr. +Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to--to--well, shall +we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?†+ +“That is the position I long for, dear madam.†+ +“Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know +you, Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or +two--that will give both of us a chance of still further considering the +possibility of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe +it was the lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were +doubtless for running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his +throat without the delay of a moment.†+ +“Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.†+ +“Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most +about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say, +'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?†+ +“Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite +perceive their bearing.†+ +“Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their +little step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, +I perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress +for my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used +to term 'ructions.'†+ +She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not +before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very +effective kiss. + +He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for +he was not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had +departed without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would +have regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, +that clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt +that it was a pleasure to do anything for such a man--especially as he +was a writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she +could so interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be +the most notable success of the season. + +As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some +progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not +feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not +been at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting +with Mrs. Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. +Abington were associated. + +The next day he got a message that the success of his play was +consolidated by a “command†performance at which the whole of his +Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because +it meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the +sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low†elements of +certain scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good +augury. He felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan +by which he should be able to get possession of the letters. + +When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had +not been unmindful of his interests. + +“The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall +yesterday,†said she, “but I tolerated him--nay, I encouraged him--not +for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, +but for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking +fool of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly +makes a fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of +herself.†+ +“Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world, +Mrs. Abing ton,†said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with +laughter. + +“You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,†she +said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for +I have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably +the most effective.†+ +“You have found that by your experience of traps?†said Goldsmith. “The +smile is the silken net?†+ +“Even so,†said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah, +Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.†+ +“Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me, +but at me.†+ +“Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being +smiled at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response +to the encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my +private address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when +the fly begins to lure on the spider.†+ +“'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not--to the fly.†+ +“Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. +Sir, to be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private +address, but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next +Thursday night.†+ +“Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my +behalf----†+ +“Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that +I am only interested in my sister-fly--would she be angry if she were to +hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?†+ +There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed +upon Goldsmith's ear. + +“Madam,†said he, “she is a Christian woman.†+ +“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,†said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian +charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. +Let that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on +Thursday night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round +the corner, and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you +to appear boldly, as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my +hospitality. You must come into the room when we have begun, carrying +with you a roll of manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene +of your new comedy, upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.†+ +“I shall not fail to recollect,†said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the +argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more +elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.†+ +“Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,†said the lady. “I think I +know the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama +of mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which +you will not be able to play to perfection.†+ +“You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument. +When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I +trust, ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the +pleasure of your society for even an hour.†+ +“I will ask you to join us at the table, and then--well, then I have +a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our +friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known +all his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters +of his.†+ +Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could +possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity--the fact +being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving. +Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a +romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had +formed the basis of more than one comedy--he had a notion that if these +comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have +been so clearly defined. + +She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it. + +“What, sir!†she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity +of my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt--not at +scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.†+ +“I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a +play, dear lady,†said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power +to make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the +right moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that +was necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes +quite hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most +ordinary precepts of art.†+ +“Psha! sir,†said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am +a poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my +life. At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully +arranged plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the +slovenliness of the actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain +dialogue, yet in the end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama +out of the ruins of our schemes than we originally designed. So, in this +case, sir, I am not without hope that even though our gentleman's lips +remain sealed--nay, even though our gentleman remain sober--a great +calamity--we may still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep +your ears open and I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if +between us we cannot get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.†+ +“I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,†said Oliver; “and I +can only repeat what you have said so well--namely, that even the most +clumsy of our schemes--which this one of yours certainly is not--may +become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by +that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you +on Thursday evening.†+ + + + +CHAPTER XXIII. + +Goldsmith for the next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a +consciousness of having wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon +Mrs. Abington and discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing +the purpose which he had at heart; for he could not but perceive how +shallow was the scheme which she had devised for the undoing of Mary +Horneck's enemy. He felt that it would, after all, have been better for +him to place himself in the hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had +promised to find out for him, and to do his best to run the scoundrel +through the body, than to waste his time listening to the crude scheme +concocted by Mrs. Abington, in close imitation of some third-class +playwright. + +He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her +scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to +join her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent +his exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan +for obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without +seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when +he had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness +which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident +to effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had +suggested the possibility of such an accident taking place--in fact, she +seemed to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than +upon the ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think +that she was right in this respect. He had a considerable experience +of life and its vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a +jesting mood the most judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be +overturned by an accident apparently no less trivial than the raising of +a hand, the fluttering of a piece of lace, or the cry of a baby. + +He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and +a vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain +causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he +met a young woman who changed--for a time--all his ideas of the sex. As +he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that +Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a +factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an +accident is only another form of despair. + +In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he +met Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an +Italian fencing master and send him to Brick Court. + +“What!†cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in +addition to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You +do not need to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.†+ +“I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,†said Goldsmith. “They +have stepped between me and starvation more than once.†+ +“Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain +to make money by his philanthropy?†asked Baretti in his usual cynical +way. + +“I cannot say,†replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim +to the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any +rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.†+ +“'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your +mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best +swordsman in Europe,†said Baretti. + +“Do so, my friend,†said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a +critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as +a memento.†+ +“I shall look for them--yes, in five years, for it will certainly take +that time to make you expert with a sword,†said the Italian. “And, +meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a +fighter as Kenrick.†+ +“In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you +may take a fancy to have.†+ +“And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a +martyr--a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other unclean +beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine +within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he +should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel, +as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not +want a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear +one of our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.†+ +“And who may that friend be?†+ +“You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating +with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?†+ +“Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?†+ +“What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the +little Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. +Sir, Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than--than----†+ +“A lioness robbed of her whelps?†+ +“Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is +the bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that +you had boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; +and the best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit +into the jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles--reminiscent of +his native land--ever since.†+ +Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of +Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of +Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous +evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all +the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, +his first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite +flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which +every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy, +said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit +who had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!†On the whole, Garrick said, he +thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in +many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion--whatever it might +be worth--that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was most +successful in attempting. + +Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions +accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in +believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening. + +He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to +inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, +and he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme +which she had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of +inducing the man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he +was in the habit of keeping the letters. + +“These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,†+ said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may +become dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. +If he suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say +farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.†+ +“What then is to be gained by our supping with him?†said Goldsmith. + +“Why, you are brought into contact with him,†she replied. “You will +then be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take +him unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? +heavens, sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak--one +cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening, +and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this +fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting +the letters into your pocket.†+ +“I'll hope for better luck than that,†said Oliver. + +“Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,†said she. “But good +luck is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the +cleverest people.†+ +“That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,†+ said Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. +Abington as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.†+ +“Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,†said she. + +“Madam,†said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take +your advice and reserve my compliments to you for--well, no, not a +month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done +very well.†+ +As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly +that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an +alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of +an adroit scoundrel. He had heard--nay, he had written--of the wiles of +women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of testing a +woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his estimate +of their value. + +It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare +tavern at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll +of manuscript in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the +waiter to inform the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was +very fluent up to this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave +when he found himself face to face with the man who had made the life of +Mary Horneck miserable. He wondered if he would be able to restrain his +impulse to fly at the scoundrel's throat. + +When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington +that she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended +the stairs to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved +himself to play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not +beyond his powers. + +Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her +chair laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her +_vis-à -vis_, for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting +upon it and one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the +points of his narrative. + +When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, +pleasantly, but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the +story which Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with +his fingers still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most +inopportune entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other +is in the act of telling a story to an appreciative audience--say, a +beautiful actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be +seen to the greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb +and flow of that roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate +wimplings, rising and falling between the porcelain of her throat and +the curve of the ivory of her shoulders. + +The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition +of Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. +Abington's tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned +his head round as the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward +the table, bowing profusely--rather too profusely for the part he was +playing, the artistic perception of the actress told her. + +“Ha, my little author!†cried the man at the table with the swagger of a +patron. + +“You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers--the best time +for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.†+ +“Ah, sir,†said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the +convenience of our betters.†+ +“Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their +convenience in an ante-room--ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that the +scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets write +best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.†+ +“For shame, Captain!†cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as +well as a poet. He has broken heads before now.†+ + + + +CHAPTER XXIV. + +Captain Jackson laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself +back in his chair and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had +advanced to the side of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of +the bookseller's hack. He played the part very indifferently, the lady +perceived. + +“Faith, my dear,†laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is +a terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head +broke by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I +swear that I never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is +accustomed to spread terror around.†+ +“Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,†said Mrs. +Abington. + +“Nay, my dear madam,†cried her _vis-à -vis_, “you must pardon me for +saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great +exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known +kitchen principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a +poet's pate, being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would +overcome a sound head.†+ +“I meant nothing like that, Captain,†said Mrs. Abington. Then she +turned to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. +“Come, Dr. Goldsmith,†she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of +supper. I vow that I will not even glance at that act of your new play +which I perceive you have brought to me, until we have supped.†+ +“Nay, madam,†stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal; +still----†+ +He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a +hoarse laugh, crying-- + +“Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated +by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow +himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the +romance which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a +party. Has he never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable +kill-joy?†+ +“You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,†said the actress in +smiling remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view +of the poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of +parts. He is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; +will you, Dr. Goldsmith?†+ +She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast +at him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own +part he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was +patronised till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in +a sickly way as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's +cloak was flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to +seating himself. + +“Madam, I am your servant,†he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient +to command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such +distinguished company.†+ +“And so you should, sir,†cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled +about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand +patrons, my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you +from slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely +to feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, +General Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I +had half a mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking +me over! May I die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the +General a lesson which he would have remembered to his dying hour--his +dying hour--that is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn +upon him.†+ +“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,†said Mrs. Abington. +“But I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being +drawn on his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.†+ +“If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I +swear,†cried the Captain bowing over the table. + +“Good,†she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health--a +bumper, sir, a bumper!†+ +The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With +an air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained +it with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of +Goldsmith. + +“Hang him!†he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no +malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam, +shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge +after charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health +of a little man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show +does his bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous +to my heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.†+ +“Nay, Captain,†said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain +from challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many +healths during the day, sir.†+ +“What mean you by that, madam?†he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot +carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you +gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that +you would have a chance of offering.†+ +“Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,†said the actress hastily. “I will +prove to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. +Goldsmith's new comedy.†+ +“Now you are very much my dear,†said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy +decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes, +your confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, +shall it be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American +rebels--curse 'em!--turn as green as their own coats--shall it be +said that Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel--Washington his +name is--George Washingtonâ€--he had considerable difficulty over the +name--“is accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men--not +men, but lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his +Majesty's forces into the Potomac'--shall it be said that--that--what +the devil was I about to say--shall it be said?--never mind--here's to +the health of Colonel Washington!†+ +“Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,†said Mrs. +Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; +and, sir, you still wear the King's uniform.†+ +“The devil take the King's uniform!†shouted the man. “The devils of +rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell +you, madam, that--nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is +drank----†Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the room and +seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung his +cloak. + +“Hold, sir,†cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter +upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I +perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured +by your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success +to the cause that will triumph in America.†Jackson, who was standing at +the table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a +half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make +him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast. + +“It sounds all right,†he muttered as if he were trying to convince +himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all +right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my +little poet,†he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink, +sir--drink to the success of the cause in America.†Goldsmith got upon +his feet and raised his glass--it contained only a light wine. + +“Success to it!†he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his +third tumbler of brandy. + +“Hark ye, my little poet!†whispered the latter very huskily, lurching +across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not +returned to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a +general of generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned +me out of the regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from +Boston port, that he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was +mistaken, sir, and that one of these days----Mum's the word, mind you! +If you open your lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to +pieces. I'll flay you alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, +let me tell you. What message did he send me when he heard that I was +ready to blow Cornwallis's brains out and march my company across the +Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to man--though a poet isn't quite a +man--but that's my generosity. Said Washy--Washy--Wishy--Washy---- +Washington: 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the +colonists, Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who +would make the attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's +the message I got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't +everybody. Mark me, my friend--whatever your name is--I've got +letters--letters----†+ +“Yes, yes, you have letters--where?†cried Goldsmith, in the +confidential whisper that the other had assumed. + +The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and +then across his face there came the cunning look of the more than +half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his +chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing. + +“Letters--oh, yes--plenty of letters--but where?--where?--that's my own +matter--a secret,†he murmured in vague tones. “The government would +give a guinea or two for my letters--one of them came from Mount Vernon +itself, Mr.--whatever your name maybe--and if you went to Mr. Secretary +and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'â€--he pronounced the word “Secraryâ€--“'I +know that Dick Jackson is a rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are +the letters to prove it?' where would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, +my brains are not like Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the +lady?†+ +He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as +well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room. + +“I'm here,†cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of +which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall +not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.†+ +“Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?†cried the man with a lurch +forward and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked--quite shocked! I +wear the King's coat, though that cloak is my own--my own, and all that +it contains--all that----†+ +His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at +his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; +he saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness +that only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the +cloak lay. He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining +until he came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the +pocket a leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively +into the bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was +another packet. + +Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over +her chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that +Sir Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.†+ She gave a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed +coarsely, saying huskily-- + +“A handkerchief--I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket of +my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure--that's my motto. And now, my +charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for I'll +challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill up +your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.--Mr. Killjoy, we'll call +you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend only +knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that the +truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast--whatever it may +be--or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!†+ +Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy +remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the +man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass +before Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand +on the table, into a standing attitude, murmuring-- + +“Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs. +Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my +table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.†+ +He swallowed the contents of the tumbler--his fourth since he had +entered the room--and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into his +chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass. + +[Illustration: 0315] + +“That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,†she cried, +standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her +hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and +Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of +my room, sir!†+ +She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought +it down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face +watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken +stupour, his jaw fallen. + +Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room. + +“Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,†said the actress, +pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated. + +“A coach? Certainly, madam,†said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,†resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the +goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the +hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have +a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is +Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.†+ +* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men +watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from +uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to +Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set +herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet +which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket +of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great +difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the +coach. + +“They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,†were the first words +spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in +his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I +say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel +hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. +What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? +Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged +his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac +flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few +stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been +their darling always.†Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but +husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and +he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the +high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter +re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at +the door of the tavern. + +At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung +it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among +the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord +and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. +He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed +him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord +and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such +persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith +reached the street. + +“Hold on, sir,†he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his +lodging.†+ +“Nay, Doctor,†whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the +fellow is a brawler--he will involve you in a quarrel before you reach +the Strand.†+ +“Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,†said Oliver. “The lady has laid it +upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.†+ +He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV. + +The instant he had seated himself he found to his amazement that the +man beside him was fast asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the +cushions one might have fancied that he had been sleeping for hours +rather than minutes, so composed was he. Even the jolting of the +starting coach made no impression upon him. + +Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had +arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession +he must act at once. + +He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in +detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All +he had to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the +pocket, and then leave the coach while it was still in motion. + +The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted +his position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his +breast to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened +himself in some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite +unaware of the fact that some one was seated beside him. + +“Dear madam, you do me great honour,†he said, and then gave a little +hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me +all the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give +you the plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold +the documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to +put pen to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to +a fool. Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them--no price whatever +except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they +shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, +my lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her +own letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, +in case of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, +for I know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the +pocket of my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em--in case of +accidents, Ned--to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! +and here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars +for them.†+ +Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken +man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive. + +Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he +referred to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel +had not only tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been +endeavouring to sell the secrets of the King's forces to the American +rebels. Goldsmith had, however, no doubt that the letters which he was +desirous of getting into his hands were those which the man had within +his waistcoat. His belief in this direction did not, however, assist him +to devise a plan for transferring the letters from the place where they +reposed to his own pocket. + +The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious +Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of +the brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his +fingers remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would +be quite impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith +could not claim to be, to open the garment. + +He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the +packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet +that it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont +Blanc, was maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any +more attempts to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, +and Goldsmith knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough +to cope with three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique. + +Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit +so broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the +entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp. +Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest +did not end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide +awake, and he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he +spoke that he showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very +far from sober. + +“Good Lord!†he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you +be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me--grossly +insulted me--turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, you +rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you to +look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for you. +Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?†+ +Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might +not be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward +attempt to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration +of the question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open +the door. He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the +coach on to the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on +its leathern straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the +turnstile. At the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance +to the court, almost coming in collision with Jackson. + +“You cursed, clumsy lout!†shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round +as the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the +other. + +“You low ruffian!†he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me +to sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been +waiting for you. Take that, you scoundrel--and that--and that----†+ +He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the +forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he +fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the +street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm. + +Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him--follow the murderer!†pointing +wildly in the direction taken by the stranger. + +In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a +pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his +hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the +body in order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more +adroitness than was necessary--for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp +all the street was in darkness--slipped the wallet into his other hand +and then under his coat. + +A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which +had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had +been run through with a sword. + +“It was a knock-down blow,†said Goldsmith, still leaning over the +prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great +harm has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a +beer barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his +recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.†+ +He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back, +almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a +sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he +meant by choking him. + +A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith +picked up his hat and straightened his sword, saying-- + +“Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his +physician in that way has small need of his services. I thought the +fellow might be seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point +recently; and so good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he +relapse. By a casual savour of him I should say that he is not used to +water.†+ +He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, +and as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on +completely recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned +him, would miss his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was +greatly relieved when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the +head porter, and he paid the driver with a liberality that called down +upon him a torrent of thanks. + +As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from +cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no +doubt that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands +of his dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him--had +alone trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task. + +He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his +room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the +wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes, +and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a +chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had +taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of +Mrs. Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that +they were the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress! + +He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He +was utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the +occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. +He could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, +covered with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own +desk before starting for the tavern. + +What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into +the wallet? + +Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an +hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer. + +He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come +over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over +which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table, +Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining +until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which +he transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had +had no time--at least, so Goldsmith thought--to put the sham act of the +play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so +unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been +in the wallet? + +Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the +greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the +craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition +of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected +Mrs. Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the +expense of the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, +and had fooled them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying +that they were entrapping him. + +Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual, +he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he +was showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his +shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that +he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's +happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had +doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made +by Mrs. Abington to entrap him. + +How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the +length of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy +that when they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on +any subject. But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin +to act, she had failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to +place himself in her hands, hoping she would be able to help him. + +He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed +would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the +consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying +to get the better. + +What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, +and tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. +She should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would +have been ready to help her and capable of helping her--some man with a +knowledge of men--some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver of +fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. Nothing +was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn achieve +success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures. + +He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a +house of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his +life, whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze +that had swept down upon it. + +He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical +cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse +than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had +already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least, +prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great +a mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never +have made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he +said that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious +generosity of the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity +that had led him to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was +utterly unsuited; and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him +in the reflection that his awakening had come before it was too late. He +had not been led away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She +had been saved the unhappiness which that confession would bring to +a nature so full of feeling as hers. And he had been saved the +mortification of the thought that he had caused her pain. + +The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees +of the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had +passed before he fell asleep. + +He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he +found that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the +letters which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with +but a languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the +bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith +had promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged +the loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, +from its shape and bulk, a manuscript--one of the many which were +submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned +it over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact +convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or +perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get +accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick. + +He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when +at the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The +instant he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that +the parcel contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's +handwriting to a certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire +village where she had been staying the previous summer. + +On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from +Mrs. Abing ton--the spelling as well as the writing was hers-- + +“'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few +feathers pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in +the capp of dear Dr. Goldsmith.†+ + + + +CHAPTER XXVI. + +He was so greatly amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the +scattered letters on the table in front of him. He was even more amazed +at finding them there than he had been the night before at not finding +them in the wallet which he had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He +thought he had arrived at a satisfactory explanation as to how he had +come to find within the wallet the sheets of manuscript which he had had +in his hand on entering the supper room; but how was he to account for +the appearance of the letters in this parcel which he had received from +Mrs. Abington? + +So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth--to +appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his +table. But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and +happiness to Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. +She was saved. He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and +who had the means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had +caused him to go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing +the task with which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been +mistaken in applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish +scheme of a pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken +when she had singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most +women would have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a +knight-errant. + +His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his +despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature +knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early +morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; +but now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him--his +imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future +happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to +Mary and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of +Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel +Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished? + +He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of +his formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, +but it was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion +so delicate an enterprise as that which he--Goldsmith--had accomplished. +Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. Abington to help +him, and that was just where he would have made a huge mistake. Any man +who thought to get the better of the devil without the aid of a woman +was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of this as he +stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been when he +had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The previous +half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and +Providence and the world. + +When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate +some breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had +obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's +thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in +the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to +be shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest--she must have +felt the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, +substituting for them the sham act of the play which excused his +entrance to the supper-room. + +The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that +the wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He +recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair +with the cloak--much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the +treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to +turn him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had +been to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her +glass of wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as +Mrs. Baddeley! + +He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that +particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had +acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting +the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly +perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place +the letters beyond the man's hands. + +Once again he laughed, saying out loud-- + +“Ah, I was right--a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy of a +devil!†+ +Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was +at hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the +letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself +in connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of +consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face +would lighten--how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks +would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt +that she was safe. + +That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel +bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on +her face--if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her +laughter. And then--then she would be happy for evermore, and he would +be happy through witnessing her happiness. + +He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for +the letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his +servant announced two visitors. + +Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. +The former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a +compatriot of his own, named Nicolo. + +“I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in +my hands,†said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art +of fencing as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the +impression, singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than +once during your wanderings in Tuscany.†+ +“And now I am sure of it,†said Nicolo in French. He explained that he +spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at +Pisa when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in +recognising him.†+ +“And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,†+ said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the +circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my +memory, sir?†+ +“There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,†said Signor +Nicolo. + +“I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,†+ said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators--quite reckless, if +you will permit me to say so much.†+ +The man smiled somewhat grimly. + +“If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,†+ said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable +climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian +government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back +again.†+ +“It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor +Nicolo,†said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of +a beard and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.†+ +“Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is +now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,†said the man +with another grim smile. + +“You are not quite right, my friend,†laughed Goldsmith; “for if my +memory serves me--and it does so usually on the matter of dress--I had +no coat whatsoever to my back--that was of no importance in Pisa, where +the air was full of patriotism.†+ +“The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,†said +Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We +are examples--Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a +brewer's daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy +Englishman--and there are a good number of them, too--into an expert +swordsman in twelve lessons--yes, if the pupil will but practise +sufficiently afterwards.†+ +“We need not talk of business just now,†said Goldsmith. “I insist on +my old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to +'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such +excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.†+ +He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple +of bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to +him--very recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not +have remained. + +The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was +heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the +room. + +“I have found you, you rascal!†he shouted, swaggering across the room +to where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just +one minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my +pocket last night.†+ +“And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken +blackguard,†said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, +who was in the act of rising. “Come, sir,†he continued, “I submitted +to your insults last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I +promise you that I give you no such license in my own house. Take your +carcase away, sir; my friends have fastidious nostrils.†+ +Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his +gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too +cowardly to attack. + +“You cur!†he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me +from running you through the body.†+ +“Do you not? I do,†said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of +wine off the table, and was toying with it in his hands. + +“Come, sir,†said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir +John Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, +but, by the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will +not spare you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an +hour has passed.†+ +“Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American +spy, is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith +has at hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest +scoundrels,†said Goldsmith. + +Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a +second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. +The bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly. + +“My little poet,†he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because +you have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you +for your information that I have something in my possession that I can +use as I meant to use the letters.†+ +“And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall +kill you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!†cried Goldsmith, +leaping up. + +There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through +the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him +behind a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson. + +“Pardon me, sir,†said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you +to stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend +and I regard as a grave affront to us.†+ +“Then let one of you draw!†shouted the man. “I see that you are +Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw, +sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.†+ +“Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,†said Baretti. +“I do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a +weaker man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a +ruffian as you undoubtedly are.†+ +He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter +had whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, +putting quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when +Baretti had turned partly round. + +“Briccone! assassin!†hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me, +Nicolo,†he said addressing his friend in their own tongue. + +“He shall pay for it,†whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his +foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out +of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room. + +“Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,†he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage +or two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase +without absolutely killing the beast.†+ +The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word. + +Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with +laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian--it was not +melodious--acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, trying to +beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single inch. +He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His expression +resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has airily +offered to play with him opens the game. + +After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to +attack, Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword. + +“Take a chair, sir,†said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one +before my friend has finished with you.†+ +Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening +before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt +him now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the +man breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the +Italian. + +Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was +no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but +his antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard +breathing was a contrast to the only other sound in the room--the +grating of steel against steel. + +Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed +gradually to vanish. He became more than serious--surely his expression +was one of apprehension. + +Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as +one of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's +shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in +doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge +of the other man. + +It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as +he pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in +touching Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, +and now it was plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was +breathing hard, and the look of apprehension on his face had increased +until it had actually become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to +perceive this, and malignant triumph was in every feature of his face. +Any one could see that he felt confident of tiring out the visibly +fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with staring eyes, once again clutched +Baretti. + +Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig +and forehead in smiles. + +“I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,†+ said he. + +In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third +paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's +head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying +behind it like the little pennon on a lance. + +“Heavens!†whispered Goldsmith. + +“Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,†said Baretti. “For +God's sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that +last was like a bullet.†+ +Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat +from which it was torn. + +And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his +face. + +“That is his fun,†said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great +humourist!†+ +The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught +in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it. + +The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but +his antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed +him round the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing +heavily, but apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his +sword into his left hand, and was now fencing from that side. + +Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin. +They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a +meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle. +Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate +dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that +Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a +result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual. + +And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the +man's pocket fell on the floor. + +With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor. +The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining +by a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo +had spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single +flash. Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they +were the batch of letters which he had received in the course of his +traffic with the American rebels. + +“Come, Sandrino,†said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal +off, and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. +Come, sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has +kept us from our wine too long already.†+ +With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right +sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash +over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of +the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with +an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor, +thoroughly exhausted. + +[Illustration: 0349] + +Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung +the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the +guard. + +“John,†shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had +witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too +exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that +man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked +out of my house.†When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to +the half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible +bully and coward alive,†said he. “You did not hesitate to try and +accomplish the ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here +with intent to murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your +clutches. If I let you go now, it is because I know that in these +letters, which I mean to keep, I have such evidence against you as will +hang you whenever I see fit to use it, and I promise you to use it if +you are in this country at the end of two days. Now, leave this house, +and thank my servant for giving you his coat, and this gentlemanâ€--he +pointed to Nicolo--“for such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you +never before received.†+ +The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which +John Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot. + +“You contemptible cur!†he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have +now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of +them passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in +pretty high places, let me tell you.†+ +“I do not doubt it,†said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place +for you and your friends.†+ +The ruffian turned upon him in a fury. + +“Look to yourself, you foreign hound!†he said, his face becoming livid, +and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare +as before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to +be made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!†+ +“Turn that rascal into the street, John,†cried Goldsmith, and John +bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he +flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his +powers--not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, but +one which he was certain was more English in its style. + +“No one shall lay a hand on me,†said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am +anxious to remain in such a company?†+ +“Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,†said John, hustling him to the +door. “Come--out with you--sharp!†+ +In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly +and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put +on the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him +walk in the direction of the Temple lodge. + +Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the +prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them +on his wall. + +“You came at an opportune moment, my friend,†said he. “You have not +only saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never +have known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of +your art.†+ +“The best swordsman is the best patriot,†said Baretti. + +“That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,†said +Goldsmith. + +“Alas! yes,†said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots, +or you would not be able to live in England.†+ +“I am not an Englishman,†said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and +therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it +is not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than +to starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my +dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti? +Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor +an hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects +of the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it +will take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the +fragments of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. +Johnson's friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.†+ +“Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,†+ said Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no +engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.†+ +“He has taken part in one engagement, at least,†said Goldsmith, + +“And I am now at your service,†said the fencing-master. + +They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his +pocket--the second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his +desk--and, parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and +Anchor in an hour. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII. + +It was with a feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before +known, that Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All +the exhilaration that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary +exhibition of adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with +him. The exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more +than a suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, +Nicolo's pretence of being overmatched early in the contest--breathing +hard and assuming a terrified expression--yielding his ground and +allowing his opponent almost to run him through--could only be regarded +as theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though +amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did +not prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon +Goldsmith, more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt +which he owed to Jackson. + +And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life +in having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world +the terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that +every step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the +realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's +cheeks change to red once more. + +It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to +Barton with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him +this with a grave face as she brought him into a parlour. + +“I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr. +Goldsmith,†said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little +disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.†+ +“Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?†he asked. This +fresh proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was +very dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise +on the chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in +his ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of +his success. + +“She seemed very anxious to see you,†said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear +Dr. Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her +sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any +secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to +Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, +girlish fancy--my brother wrote to me that there had been in his +neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home +with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely +she has got over that foolishness!†+ +“Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that +foolishness,†said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she +sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.†+ +“I do hope so,†said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to +make her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared +that that disgraceful letter in the _Packet_ had affected you. That was +why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that +nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.†+ +“That was very kind of you, my dear madam,†said he; “but I have seen +Mary since that thing appeared.†+ +“To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?†+ +“Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance +that when I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to +recovery. You have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor +of medicine, and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in +this direction may amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself +have. Still, I think you will say something in my favour when you see +Mary's condition begin to improve from the moment we have a little chat +together.†+ +“That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. +Goldsmith. Your chat with her will do more for her than all the +medicine the most skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very +inopportune time for her to fall sick.†+ +“I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?†+ +“Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not +steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly +attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.†+ +“The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.†+ +He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause. + +“Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman +was drawn toward her?†said the lady smiling. + +“I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,†said Goldsmith. “And +you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she +would have listened to his proposals, madam?†+ +“Why should she not have done so, sir?†said Mrs. Horneck. + +“Why not, indeed?†+ +“Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,†said she. “He is, +to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.†+ +“You think so--you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing in +such a case?†said Oliver, rather eagerly. + +“How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?†cried Mrs. +Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I +am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between +my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years. +After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty--thirty-seven, +I believe--but he does not look more than thirty-five.†+ +“No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which +you give emphasis, madam,†said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will +see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?†+ +“I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself +so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,†said the lady. +“That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring +back the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly +attracted to her.†+ +“I understand--I understand.†+ +He spoke slowly, gravely. + +“I knew you would help us,†said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you +will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your +Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have +passed.†+ +Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for +him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks--not for him, but +for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, +the hours of thought--all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from +facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting +his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her +sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being +for evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a +possession as her love. + +That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and +yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said-- + +“Even so; I am satisfied--I am satisfied.†+ +It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and +Goldsmith persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he +succeeded in doing so, for he had felt it was quite possible that +Baretti might inquire of him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to +Brick Court, and he could not well explain to the Italian the nature of +the enterprise which he had so successfully carried out by the aid +of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing to take Mrs. Abington into +his confidence, and quite another to confide in Baretti. He was +discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, while the +secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it would be by +no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some people might +laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that which was +generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and Baretti +a man. + +He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn +all about Jackson--that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have +become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance, +for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. +He was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to +prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day. + +Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts +regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which +the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the +conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials, +declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a +man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared +out-- + +“Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here--and indeed, sir, I am +glad that he is not--he would say that your definition was so good as to +make him certain you had stolen it from me.†+ +“Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,†said +Goldsmith. + +“Sir,†said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have +been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very +foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, +Dr. Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, +that you would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of +stealing from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which +when it comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, +are you satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?†+ +“Sir, I am more than satisfied,†said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the +cunning master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. +This was a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience. + +After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre, +to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington +for managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped +to do. + +He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her +costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the +less subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, +holding her hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to +speak, and she knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she +was quite accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, +were of equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's. + +“Well, my poet,†she said at last, “have you need of my services to +banish any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?†+ +“I was right,†he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was +not mistaken in you, my dear lady.†+ +“Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest +demon that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,†said +she. “Well, sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment--a more doubtful +compliment than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her +champion. But you have not told me of your adventurous journey with our +friend in the hackney coach.†+ +“Nay,†he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means +you became possessed of the letters which I wanted--by what magic you +substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me +into the supper room.†+ +“Psha, sir!†said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered +from a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, +that he had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He +gave me a hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is +not to be trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every +document on which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty +naturally received a great shock when he offered to drink to the +American rebels, and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or +so sufficed me to discover the wallet with the letters; but then I +was at my wits' end to find something to occupy their place in the +receptacle. Happily my eye caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay +in your hat on the floor beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick +was played. I had a sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep +me hoping all the night that you would be able to get possession of the +wallet, believing it contained the letters for which you were in search. +Lord, sir! I tried to picture your face when you drew out your own +papers.†The actress lay back on her couch and roared with laughter, +Goldsmith joining in quite pleasantly. + +“Ah!†he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression +which my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most +humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but +he paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he +termed his property.†+ +“Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?†+ +At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs. +Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments. + +“By my faith, sir!†she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been +there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,†she added a moment afterwards, +“you will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the +town.†+ +“Nay, my dear,†said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left +my room--not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents +as would hang him.†+ +“Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon +your life?†cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point +of sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a +matter of business.†+ +“Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is +something in what you say,†said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a +hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to +the very door of my chambers.†+ +“Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have +yet to write for me in a comedy.†+ +“I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my +dear friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.†+ +“Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?†cried the actress, looking +at him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua +Reynolds could not quite translate to show the next century what manner +of woman was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young +wife of the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country +girl's smile of Mrs. Abington. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII. + +Goldsmith kept his word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was +alert all the time he was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be +waiting to make an attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any +adventure, however, and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel +of letters and set himself to peruse their contents. + +He had no need to read them all--the first that came to his hand was +sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was +perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the +rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown +themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which +he had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of +Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead +of merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to +England as a suspected traitor. + +As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was +indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had +obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would +certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the +country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon +him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and +Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former +course. + +Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he +ask himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have +been so blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his +honesty. + +He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour +which attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies +of his country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself +to be, he would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly +weaknesses were dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the +tenderness of her heart only made him feel that she was all the more a +woman, and therefore all the more to be loved. + +It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the +Hornecks. + +He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine. +There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he +would attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock +dinner. It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably +be at the meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with +the dangerous character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due +precautions against any attack that the desperate man might be +induced to make upon him. No doubt Baretti would make a good point +in conversation with his friends of the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's +counselling caution to any one; but the latter was determined to give +the Italian his advice on this matter, whatever the consequences might +be. + +It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention +in full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not +return from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the +Academy Baretti failed to put in an appearance. + +He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to +communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not +having a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect. + +“You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,†said +Reynolds. “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if +only to apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has +promised to come, and I have secured Johnson as well.†+ +Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in +front, he followed with Reynolds some distance behind--not so far, +however, as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was +engaged in a discourse with his sweet companion--he was particularly +fond of such companionship--on the dignity inseparable from a classic +style in painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the +habiliments of their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a +painter who required any considerable amount of remonstrance from +her preceptors to keep her feet from straying in regard to classical +traditions. The artist who gave the purest Greek features and the Roman +toga alike to the Prodigal Son and King Edward III could not be said to +be capable of greatly erring from Dr. Johnson's precepts. + +All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of +eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious +adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild +suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so +faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might +eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art. + +“What, sir!†cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at +anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member +of Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day +clothes--that the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?†+ +“Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,†replied +Goldsmith. + +Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered +to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary +than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his +phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave. + +“Sir,†he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very +flagrant example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even +depicted in his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted +position, is not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what +would he be if shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after +what you call the natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the +advisability of the epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in +English.†+ +“And why not, sir?†said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, +“For my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in +Westminster Abbey written in English.†+ +Every one laughed, including--when the bull had been explained to +her--Angelica Kauffman. + +After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its +door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord +went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds, +lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been +detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass +Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the +reason of his absence from the meeting. + +When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that +as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to +wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped +him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the +hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence. +The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door. + +“If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,†said +Goldsmith. + +In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed +the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out +so as to reach the ear of Reynolds. + +“A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two +men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has +been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding +in the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no +time coming to you.†+ +“Merciful heaven!†cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order +to warn him.†+ +“You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack +as was made upon him,†said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom +Baretti was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable +gang well known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated +what his name was.†+ +“And what was his name?†asked Reynolds. + +“Richard Jackson,†replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name +before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.†+ +“The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,†said Goldsmith. + +“Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged, +should a jury find him guilty,†said Steevens. “We must make an effort +to avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to +speak to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They +carried my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to +go without delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. +Garrick. He hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John +Fielding at Bow street in the morning.†+ +“That we shall,†said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice +available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him +that he may depend on our help, such as it is.†+ +The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still +waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in +custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but +they offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, +and also to carry back to them his reply. + +Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an +account of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could +not induce the constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, +however, bore in his message to the effect that he might depend on the +help of all his friends in his emergency. + +Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, +and they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd--afar from +reputable crowd--so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed, +and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined +the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in +the surgeon's hands. + +Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the +meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through +the Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two +men rushed out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with +heavy sticks. One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his +sword, but he succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself +with the small fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, +as was the custom in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article +of diet, he had undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great +mischance he must have severed an artery. + +The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his +friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held +a commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being +tried by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to +England by Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, +and had recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house +in Whetstone Park. + +“So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, +it seems to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,†said +Goldsmith. + +“If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the +gentleman,†said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell +them that it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of +its rogues.†+ +Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the +view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid +of the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having +parted from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. +He could not help feeling that Baretti was the victim of +his--Goldsmith's--want of consideration. What right had he, he asked +himself, to drag Baretti into a matter in which the Italian had no +concern? He felt that a man of the world would certainly have acted +with more discretion, and if anything happened to Baretti he would never +forgive himself. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX. + +After a very restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that +Johnson had already gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house +Goldsmith learned that Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; +so it was plain that Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting +about helping him. They all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and +Goldsmith found that Burke had already instructed a lawyer on behalf of +Baretti. His tender heart was greatly moved at the sight of Baretti +when the latter was brought into court, and placed in the dock, with a +constable on each side. But the prisoner himself appeared to be quite +collected, and seemed proud of the group of notable persons who had come +to show their friendship for him. He smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, +and, when the witnesses were being examined, polished the glasses of his +spectacles with the greatest composure. He appeared to be confident that +Sir John Fielding would allow him to go free when evidence was given +that Jackson had been a man of notoriously bad character, and he seemed +greatly surprised when the magistrate announced that he was returning +him for trial at the next sessions. + +Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the +prisoner in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request +was granted. + +He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on +this melancholy drive, saying-- + +“My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to +this.†+ +“Psha, sir!†said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this +country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. +In what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross +ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the +protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his +violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by +accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried +for my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice +in this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!†+ +“Do not be alarmed,†said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and +jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for +being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?†+ +“I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way +responsible for this _contretemps_,†said Baretti. “But I cannot forgive +that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and failed +to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a +considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow +whom I killed should be regarded sacred--as sacred as though he were an +Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so ridiculous?†+ +“You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,†+ said Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted--oh, +quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and +Reynolds and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.†+ +But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued +railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at +Newgate. + +It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone +in the coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house +in Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been +uncertain whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to +see Mary Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress +of mind from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the +conclusion that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in +respect of the man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for +him, Goldsmith. Now, however, that he had discharged his duty so far as +he could in regard to Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy +Bride. + +Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the +signs of recent tears were visible on it. + +“Dear Dr. Goldsmith,†she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.†+ +“How so, madam?†he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to +him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the +point of death? + +“She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than +when she left town,†said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her +condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as +was brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor +Baretti?†+ +“It prostrated her?†+ +“Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is +printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he +read out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair +to the floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her +friends, instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.†+ +“And now?†+ +“Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming +with strange impatience--I told her that you had been here yesterday and +also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke +from her faint--accusing herself of bringing her friends into trouble, +but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come--why does he not come +to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr. +Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her +in this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as +acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw +the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition +is the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to +call to-day.†+ +“Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,†said Goldsmith, “Will +you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I +am confident that I can restore her to health?†+ +“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!--ah, if you only could! But alas, +alas!†+ +He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last +interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of +sobbing within the room came to his ears. + +“Now, my dear child,†said her mother with an affectation of +cheerfulness, “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come +to his Jessamy Bride.†+ +The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most +pathetically how weak she was. + +“Ah, he is come he is come!†she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he +has much to tell me.†+ +“Yes.†said he; “I have much.†+ +Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead. + +She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand +spasmodically in both her own--he felt how they were trembling-as she +cried-- + +“The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead--you know it, of +course? Oh, it is terrible--terrible! But the letters!--they will be +found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be impossible +to keep my secret longer. Will his friends--he had evil friends, I +know--will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by your face that +you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be undone--undone.†+ +“My dear,†he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I +could bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?†+ +“The best! Ah, what is the best?†+ +“It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my +child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.†+ +She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped +more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to +speak, but failing to utter a single word. + +He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet +of her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for +certainly a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only +gaze mutely at the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the +truth upon her meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not +now be overwhelmed with the joy of being saved. + +Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung +her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks. +Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed--not hysterically, +but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an effort and +walked across the room to the window that looked upon the street. He +followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she turned round +with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long was it since +he had heard her laugh in that way? + +She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for +her cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, +and her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness. + +“Ah,†she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I +was right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew +that you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to +me for evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like +you, dear Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that--so good, so true, +so full of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the +greatest and best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, +dear friend! O, you are a friend to be trusted--a friend who would be +ready to die for his friend. Gratitude--you do not want gratitude. It is +well that you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you +for what you have done? You have saved me from death--from worse than +death--and I know that the thought that you have done so will be your +greatest reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel +that I live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me +out of the deep waters--the waters that had well-nigh closed over my +head.†+ +He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon +him. His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; +but he felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since +he had lived to see--even through the dimness of tears--so sweet a +face looking into his own with eyes full of the light of--was it the +gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman? + +He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the +small hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the +tendrils of a climbing flower. + +“Have you nothing to say to me--no word to give me at this moment?†she +asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her fingers +seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own. + +“What word?†said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such +a man as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete +happiness as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in +words. You have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my +life. You have understood me--you alone, and that to such as I means +happiness.†+ +She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had +flung them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the +direction of the window. + +“You talk of my understanding you,†she said in a voice that had a sob +in it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a +man's nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy +of a thought?†+ +He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with +a sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and +locked the fingers of both together. + +Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing +the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in +the throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman +well enough to have no thought of himself--no thought except for her +happiness. + +“No,†he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say +to you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for +himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain +happy--watching your happiness--in silence. Perhaps I may understand +you--I may understand something of the thought which gratitude suggests +to you.†+ +“Ah, gratitude!†said she in a tone that was sad even in its +scornfulness. She had not turned her head toward him. + +“Yes, I may understand something of your nature--the sweetest, the +tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself +better, and I know in what direction lies my happiness--in what +direction lies your happiness.†+ +“Ah! are you sure that they are two--that they are separate?†said she. +And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his face. + +There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He +still held them behind him. At last he said slowly-- + +“I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were +a chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to +look on happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there +is more happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not +speak--for God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which +are trembling on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.†+ +She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she +turned away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, +with her face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly. + +After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair. + +She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a +hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice-- + +“You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that +word; but I can never--never cease to think of you as the best--the +noblest--the truest of men. You have been my best friend--my only +friend--and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by a +woman.†+ +He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word. + +A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room. + +“Oh, mother, mother!†cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was +right--I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a +new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more--that +I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!†+ +“Why, what a transformation there is already!†said her mother. “Ah, Dr. +Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!†+ +“Friend--friend!†she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was always +my friend, and he will be so forever--my friend--our friend.†+ +“Always, always,†said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you +have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has +just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition. +May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by +seeing you?†+ +“No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,†cried the girl. “Send him +away--send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one but +our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do for +me that I should wish to see him?†+ +“My dear Mary----†+ +“Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet +sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has +not yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing +together as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am +myself again.†+ +“I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,†said Mrs. +Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.†+ +“Do, dear mother,†cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next +year, sweetest of mothers, or--best of all--say that he had better come +by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by and +by is easily said.'†+ + + + +CHAPTER XXX. + +As he went to his chambers to dress before going to dine with the +Dillys in the Poultry, Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. +He had seen the light return to the face that he loved more than all +the faces in the world, and he had been strong enough to put aside the +temptation to hear her confess that she returned the love which he bore +her, but which he had never confessed to her. He felt happy to know that +the friendship which had been so great a consolation to him for several +years--the friendship for the family who had been so good and so +considerate to him--was the same now as it had always been. He felt +happy in the reflection that he had spoken no word that would tend to +jeopardise that friendship. He had seen enough of the world to be made +aware of the fact that there is no more potent destroyer of friendship +than love. He had put aside the temptation to speak a word of love; nay, +he had prevented her from speaking what he believed would be a word of +love, although the speaking of that word would have been the sweetest +sound that had ever fallen upon his ears. + +And that was how he came to feel happy. + +And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he +found a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had +dedicated to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. +He added poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly +interpreted--verses pulsating with the love that was in his +heart--verses which Mary Horneck could not fail to interpret aright +should they ever come before her eyes. + +“But they shall never come before her eyes,†he said. “Ah, never--never! +It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.†+ +And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day +she might read those verses of his--yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if +that day was far off or nigh. + +When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, +he had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did +not, however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to +entertain his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's +killing of Jackson as an accident. + +After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be +well for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be +to the advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the +threats made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it +might be possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. +But Burke, after hearing the story--no mention of the name of Mary +Horneck being made by Goldsmith--came to the conclusion that it would be +unwise to introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part +of the man who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer--as, +indeed, they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity +on Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered +that a defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was +most likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. +If it could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently +as some of the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, +Burke and his legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance +of obtaining a verdict. + +The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of +the acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine +nature had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's +safety, and any one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated +trial would undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this +matter was fully justified. That there should have been any suggestion +of premeditation in the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of +Baretti seems amazing to a modern reader of the case as stated by +the Crown. But as Edmund Burke stated about that time in the House of +Commons, England was a gigantic shambles. The barest evidence against +a prisoner was considered sufficient to bring him to the gallows for an +offence which nowadays, if proved against him on unmistakable testimony, +would only entail his incarceration for a week. Women were hanged for +stealing bread to keep their children from that starvation which was the +result of the kidnapping of their husbands to serve in the navy; and +yet Burke's was the only influential voice that was lifted up against +a system in comparison with which slavery was not only tolerable, but +commendable. + +Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson +was the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For +all his railing against the detestable laws of the detestable +country--which, however, he found preferable to his own--he ridiculed +the possibility of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered +it within the bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, +however absurd was the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the +likelihood was that he would experience the feelings incidental to such +an excursion. + +He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at +Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty +with his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent +authority of Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition +of the sage. + +It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty +of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste +as well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of +Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that +if one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat +his dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we +know something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the +idiotic insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record +of Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably +deceived no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to +silence. + +But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be--however +insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may--according to Johnson--have been, +there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation +until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though +Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained +an envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined +to mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit +for appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk. + +Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife +was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, +they might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought +by the prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had +attacked him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems +rather a strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law +permitted men to carry swords presumably for their own protection. + +Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he +joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which +was felt--or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was +simulated--by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of +the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the +circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had +not been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance +that he would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the +counsel, as well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old +Bailey. + +When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he +had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he +was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the +Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and +trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works +which he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in +addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of +his promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance. + +He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times +to see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of +friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in +her usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the +fun in which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too +busy to reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's +country house wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in +their pranks, and to submit, as he did with such good will, to their +practical jests. + +He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of +the pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he +would see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her +constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both +of them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure +that he would be as strong a second time. + +This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged--this constant endeavour +to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life endurable to +him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, when a coach +drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had passed, and Mrs. +Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the change which was +apparent in his appearance. + +“Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!†she cried when she entered his little +parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he +was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw +you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but +despairing.†+ +“Nay, my dear madam,†he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack +of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me +assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to +give me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught +sight of you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a +moment; I feared that--ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.†+ +“However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked +as I was when you appeared before me,†said the lady. “Why, dear sir, +you are killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one +here to give you the attention which your condition requires.†+ +“What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?†said the Doctor, making a +pitiful attempt to assume his old manner. + +“Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,†said she. “I will take you in +hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now +I will beg of you to go thither in your own.†+ +“To Barton? Oh, my dear madam----†+ +“Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I +should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own +interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others +than to help yourself.†+ +“How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?†+ +“Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one +who could be of the same help to us as you.†+ +“There is no one who would be more willing, madam.†+ +“You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that +mysterious indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced +that it was you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.†+ +“Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again +in need of my help.†+ +“It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that +you are interested in her future--in the happiness which we all are +anxious to secure for her.†+ +“Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?†+ +“I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family--nay, I can +talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.†+ +“You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.†+ +“And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. +I know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that +Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.†+ +“No; she has not told me that.†+ +He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the +emotion which he felt. + +“It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally +settled, and so not worthy of another thought,†said Mrs. Horneck. + +“Finally settled?†repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel +Gwyn's proposal?†+ +“On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,†said the mother. + +He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment +one of gladness? + +“Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,†said +the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character +is irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am +convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him--and +yet she sends him away from her.†+ +“That is possibly because she knows her own mind--her own heart, I +should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.†+ +“Alas! she is but a girl.†+ +“Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives +is worthy of her.†+ +“That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too +rigidly on that assumption--an assumption which would condemn her to +live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to +take a practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely +concerns the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you +take a great interest.†+ +“I would do anything for her happiness.†+ +“I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards +you with the greatest respect and esteem--nay, if I may say it, with +affection as well.†+ +“Ah! affection--affection for me?†+ +“You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard +for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to +yield to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. +Mary is there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence +with her on behalf of Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“What! I, madam?†+ +“Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell +you, my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving +yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for +no one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am +convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion +while turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your +influence, will you not, dear friend?†+ +“I must have time to think--to think. How can I answer you at once in +this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.†+ +He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace +looking into the empty grate. + +“You are wrong,†she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is +in your thoughts--in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she +would stand on a different footing in respect to you.†+ +“Ah! a different footing!†+ +“I think that you are in error in that respect,†said the lady. +“Marriage is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is +not Katherine the same to you now as she was before she married Charles +Bunbury?†+ +He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew +of what was in his heart! + +“Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,†said he. + +“And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,†said Mrs. Horneck. + +“But where lies the need for her to marry at once?†he inquired. “If she +were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should +not marry at once; but if she does not love him----†+ +“Who can say that she does not love him?†cried the lady. “Oh, my dear +Dr. Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world +of whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, +I was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When +I married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually +disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly, +for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a +woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing +a just opinion on the subject.†+ +“I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.†+ +“Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous +of seeing her married to a good man--a man with whom her future +happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; +alas! that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates +her life and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is +ruled by her heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what +her uncle, with whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her +meeting a certain man there--my brother did not make me acquainted with +his name--and being so carried away with some plausible story he told +that she actually fancied herself in love with him--actually, until my +brother, learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop +to an affair that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her +heart----†+ +“Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.†+ +“That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at +some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like +the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not +fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you +desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?†+ +There was a long pause before he said-- + +“Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to +point out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,†cried the +mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not +to put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl +with a heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that +direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to +the ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.†+ +“You are a woman.†+ +“I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts--her longings--her +hopes--and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart--ah, Dr. +Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's +life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?-- + + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly. + + And finds too late. . .' + +To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of +poor Olivia!†He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines +in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying-- + +“I will go to her.†+ +“You will be saving her--ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,†+ cried Mrs. Horneck. + +He started slightly. + +“Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?†+ +“I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and +saw you,†she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and +the change to the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been +neglecting yourself--yes, and some one who will nurse you back to life. +Oh, Barton is the place for you!†+ +“There is no place I should like better to die at,†said he. + +“To die at?†she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death +still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for +you.†+ +“Your daughter Mary is there,†said he. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI. + +He wrote that very evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, +one of his merry letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had +resolved to yield gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant +to leave for Barton the next day. When that letter was written he gave +himself up to his thoughts. + +All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between +her and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making +it impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought +himself to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, +Oliver Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her +sister--with the affection which exists between good friends. + +While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart, +he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic +heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she +had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire, +and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew +what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He +knew that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done +that day, she would have told him that she loved him. + +Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to +follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such +mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be +led in the future? + +Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was +to be found only in marriage--marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn +undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit +to himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He +undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a +good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck, +and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the +dangers which surrounded her. + +Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He +would, moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word +duty, which would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his +argument, tend to frustrate his intention. + +He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, +and he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his +visit would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought +before leaving was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a +moment's consideration. + +She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where +the coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was +even more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. +While still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with +pleasure the instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward +him, and Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself +painfully and laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement +both on her face and on that of her brother-in-law. + +She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so. + +“Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?†he cried. “Why, +you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?†+ +Mary only shook her head. + +“I have been ill,†said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen +you both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she +ready to give me another lesson in loo?†+ +“She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,†said +Bunbury, while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we +will take care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,†he +continued. “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! +But we'll build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you +and such as you, my friend.†+ +“I tell you I am better already,†cried Goldsmith; and then, as the +chaise drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her +face had become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; +she was not even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and +the ploughed fields. + +Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the +uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests +which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; +but though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the +chaise arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her +guest at the great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the +depressing effect of her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not +betray the shock which she experienced on observing how greatly changed +was her friend since he had been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. +She met him with a laugh and a cry of “You have never come to us without +your scratch-wig? If you have forgot it, you will e'en have to go back +for it.†+ +The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had +last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on, +at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid +vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly +became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for +his friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the +harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that +Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of +his visit to the house he loved. He felt better--better than he had been +for months. + +In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered +her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister +after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing +imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of +his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily +the manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of +the scene, especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she +declared she had good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so +greatly as to cause him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, +when he had meant to talk about love. + +She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much +character into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to +imitate, she never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating +person would be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily +than Goldsmith at the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene. + +Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into +the already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected +to understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his +rejection. A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, +and of course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely +appropriate to Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and +good-humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done in the +house which humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done +in the house which had ever been so delightful to at least one of the +guests. + +He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its +fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an +incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was +extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat +as the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day +treated before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband? + +And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to +him--that Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her +future such as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think +what might be in store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only +by her own sympathetic heart. + +He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel +Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to +laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection +of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no +doubt that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of +gravity. + +The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the +afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with +Mary in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new +covers on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of +the many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and +jars of preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with +bundles of sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, +Charles Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in. + +“What a housewife we have become!†he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the +head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.†+ +Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before +the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase. + +“I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,†said he, “that I do not enter into the +spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her +husband.†+ +“'Tis foolish on their part,†said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on +the watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active +abettor of her in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle +threadbare by now.†+ +“Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,†+ said he. + +“Indeed, I agree with you,†she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do +not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel +flattered by his attention?†+ +“No--no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any +man from the Prince down--or should I say up?†he replied. + +“'Twould be treason to say so,†she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel +Gwyn be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way +of treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more +valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never +saved a poor woman a day's work.†+ +“I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,†said he quietly. “On the +contrary, I came down here specially to talk of him.†+ +“Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,†said she, +continuing her work. + +“Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,†+ said he. + +“Only of late!†she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of +your thoughts long ago as well.†+ +“I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But +latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.†She ceased her work +and looked towards him gratefully--attentively. He left his seat and +went to her side. + +“My sweet Jessamy Bride,†said he, “I have thought of your future with +great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as--as--perhaps a father +might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is dependent +upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of snares.†+ +“I know that,†she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some +experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame +would have been mine!†+ +“Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful +affair,†said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at +first, and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But +alas! 'tis just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for +you.†+ +“Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,†said she. “Did not I send +Colonel Gwyn away from me?†+ +“You were wrong to do so, my Mary,†he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good +man--he is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able +to shelter you from all dangers--from the dangers into which your own +heart may lead you again as it led you before.†+ +“You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?†said she. + +“Yes,†he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as +his wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a +girl as you in the world.†+ +“Ah! my dear friend,†she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to +know that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from +the day she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only +begin to beset her on that day?†+ +“Often--often. But it would not be so with you, dear child--at least, +not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly +man all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the +standpoint of her matchmaking mother.†+ +“Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this +way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think +of you always as I think of you know--bound to no man--the dearest of +all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same +position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have +seen that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.†+ +“And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?†+ +“Yes--yes--I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your--your +happiness--yes, happiness in the future.†+ +“Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!†she cried. “You are +ready to sacrifice yourself--I mean you are ready to forego all the +pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for +the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to +happiness--or what you fancy will be happiness.†+ +“I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.†+ +“I do,†she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean +to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not +marry Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“Nay--nay--do not speak so definitely,†he said. + +“I will speak definitely,†she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to +speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of +being happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else +with all my heart, I dare not--oh! I dare not even entertain the thought +of marrying Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“You love some one else?†he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment +there went through his mind the thought-- + +“_Her heart has led her astray once again._'†+ +“I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,†she cried; +“I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the +world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his +heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.†+ +Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying +in a hushed voice-- + +“Ah, child--child--spare me that pain--let me go from you.†+ +“Not till you hear me,†she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love +you--only you, Oliver Goldsmith?†+ +“Hush--for God's sake!†he cried. + +“I will not hush,†she said. “I will speak for love's sake--for the sake +of that love which I bear you--for the sake of that love which I know +you return.†+ +“Alas--alas!†+ +“I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her +love for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before +heaven would be in my keeping silence--in marrying a man I do not love. +Ah! I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood +your nature--so sweet--so simple--so great--so true. I thought last year +when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling which I had for +you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to know the truth.†+ +He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper-- + +“Stop--stop--for God's sake, stop! I--I--do not love you.†+ +She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh +died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes +fixed upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor. + +“You do not love me?†she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those +words again with your eyes looking into mine?†+ +“Do not humiliate me further,†he said. “Have some pity upon me.†+ +“No--no; pity is not for me,†she said. “If you spoke the truth when you +said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not love +me.†+ +“You say you know me,†he cried, “and yet you think it possible that +I could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and +sympathetic heart has made for your own undoing. Look there--there--into +that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.†+ +He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an +exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering +and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark--a +figure attenuated by want and ill-health. + +“Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,†he said, “and you will see +what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which +have been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the +pain they gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in +the future? Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who +have been kinder than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune +that could befall them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I +could be so base.†+ +“I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best +worthy of being loved of all men in the world,†said she. “Ah, sir, +cannot you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my +affection for you?†+ +“Mary--Mary--this is madness!†+ +“Listen to me,†she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I +will put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that +you do not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.†+ +There was another pause before he said-- + +“Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an +ordeal? Let me go--let me go.†+ +“Not until you answer me--not until I have proved you. Look into my +eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just +now.†+ +“Ah, dear child----†+ +“You cannot speak those words.†There was another long silence. The +terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words +are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was +maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice +whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood +before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with +expectation. + +He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little +way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and +said slowly-- + +“It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.†+ +“That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!†+ +She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands. + +He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of +the room--out of the house. + +In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much +of the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy +impulse. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII. + +When he did not return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became +alarmed. He had only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went +out; he had left no line to tell them that he did not mean to return. + +Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the +still-room, he inquired. + +She told him the truth--as much of the truth as she could tell. + +“I am afraid that his running away was due to me,†she said. “If so, I +shall never forgive myself.†+ +“What can be your meaning, my dear?†he inquired. “I thought that you +and he had always been the closest friends.†+ +“If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,†said +she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance +of Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and +begged of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the +proposal of Colonel Gwyn.†+ +“I heard nothing of that,†said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so +I suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and +said something that offended him.†+ +She held down her head. + +“You should be ashamed of yourself,†said he “Have you not seen long ago +that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?†+ +“I am ashamed of myself,†said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my +harshness.†+ +“That will not bring him back,†said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is +always the best of friends who part in this fashion.†+ +Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had +so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he +felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and +induce him to return. + +But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came +back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His +face was very grave. + +“I saw the poor fellow,†he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick +Court. He is very ill indeed.†+ +“What, too ill to be moved?†she cried. He shook his head. + +“Far too ill to be moved,†he said. “I never saw a man in worse +condition. He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks +before now, and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love +to you and to Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he +says.†+ +“His rudeness! his rudeness!†said Katherine, her eyes streaming with +tears. “Oh, my poor friend--my poor friend!†She did not tell her sister +all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very anxious +to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had seen +him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him had +promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change to +the country. + +The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the +postboy's horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a +letter from the doctor. + +No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to +Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting. + +When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained +sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand--poems addressed to her--the +love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long +hopeless years. + +She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart. + +She started up, crying-- + +“Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me--he loves me as I love him--only +his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love--he loves me, +and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have +sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself--nay, he has sacrificed +himself for me--for me!†+ +She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands. + +“My dear--dear sister,†said Katherine, “is it possible that +you--you----†+ +“That I loved him, do you ask?†cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I +loved him--I love him still--I shall never love any one else, and I am +going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good--God will be good. My +love shall live until I go to him.†+ +“My poor child!†said her sister. “I could never have guessed your +secret. Come away. We will go to him together.†+ +They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went +together to Brick Court. + +A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs. +Abington. + +“Do not tell me that I am too late--for God's sake say that he still +lives!†cried Mary. + +The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes. + +She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at +the girl, and the girl understood. + +She threw herself into her sister's arms. + +“He is dead!†she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing +that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.†+ +“That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the +Presence,†said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but +I know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the +thought of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever +lived. Ah, there was none like him--a man of such sweet simplicity +that every word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his +works; you and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not +less than those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the +Son who on earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.†+ +Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her. + +She went with her sister among the weeping men and women--he had been a +friend to all--up the stairs and into the darkened room. + +She threw herself on her knees beside the bed. + +THE END. + + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Jessamy Bride, by Frank Frankfort Moore + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 51951 *** diff --git a/51951-h/51951-h.htm b/51951-h/51951-h.htm index b42e739..0149961 100644 --- a/51951-h/51951-h.htm +++ b/51951-h/51951-h.htm @@ -1,11686 +1,11269 @@ -<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
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- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0008.jpg" alt="0008 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0008.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0009.jpg" alt="0009 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0009.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <h3>
- THE JESSAMY BRIDE
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII. </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir,” said Dr.
- Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are a company of
- intelligent men—although I allow that we should have difficulty in
- proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down with a
- Scotchman—and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which
- intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on
- ignorance and maintained by sophistry.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even the
- most intelligent of men—whom I take to be myself—is interfered
- with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of
- another.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in
- Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced—with some
- care—that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile
- in the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn
- faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the
- conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, and
- the latter—as Burke perceived in a moment—was solemn in
- mimicry of Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on
- his chair and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell
- turned an eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so
- that he might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon
- Garrick's face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right
- hand that he put behind his ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the
- Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious and
- unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their heads in
- the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces were identical
- as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who is greatly
- grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures worked by the
- same machinery, they turned their heads again toward Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of
- maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching upon
- mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my
- intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I cannot
- permit to pass unrebuked.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr. Goldsmith's
- intention was so monstrous.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a
- positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the
- original matter, I should like to know upon what facts——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art would
- indeed be a departure,” said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot countenance a
- proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did
- you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?” said
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so—that's not just
- the same thing,” laughed Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the
- imagination,” said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory arrangement.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, for the author,” said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which
- was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “These sallies are all very well in their way,” said Garrick, “but their
- brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that Dr.
- Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be
- included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses no
- more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with the
- exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a
- statesman—another branch of the same profession—and therefore
- we are vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,” said
- Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence—nay, even
- to Boswell's—that acting is a trick, not a profession—a
- diversion, not an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended
- to the contrary.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It must only have been in sport, sir,” said Boswell mildly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,” cried Johnson, “but he
- has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of
- having you as his advocate.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce an
- opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,” said
- Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his
- return from Corsica?” shouted Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,” said Garrick,
- “but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of a
- wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied by Mr.
- Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as outcasts
- because we happen to be actors?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,” cried Johnson. “And good enough for
- you too, you rascal!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than
- become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who have
- relations in the church, to make such an assertion,” said Johnson sternly.
- “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in your
- estimation?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither could
- the stage look for another Garrick?” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street delighted
- the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,” cried Johnson; and when he
- perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay back in his
- chair and roared with laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds took snuff.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the puppets—I
- heard him myself,” said Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with
- that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,” said
- Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. Boswell. But
- to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; surely, Dr. Johnson,
- you will allow that an actor of genius is at least on a level with a
- musician of genius.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will
- satisfy you,” replied Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that of
- Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,” said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and Piozzi
- the ill luck to be an Italian,” replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no use
- affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the arts.
- I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that you
- actually believe what your words would imply.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,” said Goldsmith: “whether you will
- have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, just as
- there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really interesting
- to me personally,” said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is that I rashly
- made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for perhaps twenty
- minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some agreement on a
- matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. Burke and
- myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal education
- in the days when grace was an art, and left the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I can
- bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The dog is well enough,” said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in his
- place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him in
- his place he will tolerate as he does mine.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?” asked Goldsmith.
- “Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders,
- as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man,
- we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you
- have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say a
- good deal.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his attempts
- to shine,” whispered Boswell to Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice heard
- in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,” said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?” asked Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A Niagara?” said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it in
- his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a Niagara
- is.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in
- undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he conversation
- took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the Strand, where the party
- had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as good company as usual. There
- was a general feeling that he had rarely insulted Boswell so frequently in
- the course of a single evening—but then, Boswell had rarely so laid
- himself open to insult as he had upon this evening—and when he had
- finished with the Scotchman, he turned his attention to Garrick, the
- opportunity being afforded him by Oliver Goldsmith, who had been unguarded
- enough to say a word or two regarding that which he termed “the art of
- acting.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,” cried the great dictator. “Who
- gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of
- acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler who
- kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. Madame
- Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight rope,
- will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter—nay, every poodle that
- dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.”
- </p>
- <p>
- It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission of
- acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as Johnson
- asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; it was in
- vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included among the
- arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the standing of
- artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose that the
- tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their claims to be on a
- level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of humanity. Dr.
- Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to him most
- courteously by his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told Burke
- he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was thoroughly
- Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and eminently
- capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements of a
- clubable man.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and
- in reducing the others of the party to silence—all except Boswell,
- who, as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point
- of theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after
- he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very
- successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the
- distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over.
- </p>
- <p>
- He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what Dr.
- Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray, sir,” said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds'
- ear-trumpet and his oracle—his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet
- was as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any
- evidence among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of
- man was imperishable?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that the
- ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a <i>memento mori</i>
- at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, sir?” said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such an
- object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to accept
- the offer of a dinner,” said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. He
- felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,” he murmured, but in no
- deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every one
- present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was necessary
- for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he was the
- recipient.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, Goldy,” cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must not
- be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the
- better of you in the argument.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Argument, sir?” said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that any
- argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's
- argument, Doctor.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. Boswell,
- sir,” said Johnson, with a twinkle.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor,
- the wolf,” muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts
- for his Animated Nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message
- to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious
- to obtain permission to join the party.
- </p>
- <p>
- “My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?” said Goldsmith,
- who appeared to be both surprised and confused.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, sir,” said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had a
- cousin who was a dignitary of the church.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Have I, indeed?” said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this must
- be the very man. A Dean, is he?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common room
- of a tavern,” said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any sudden
- addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an
- Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give
- the order to show him into this room.” Goldsmith seemed lost in thought.
- He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone told
- the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face undoubtedly
- wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any of his friends,
- before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and somewhat undersized
- clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands and apron of a
- dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect carriage that
- gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was white, but his
- eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in one eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. It
- contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table twenty
- minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, perceived
- in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to that with which
- Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A little jerk which the
- visitor gave in raising his head was laughably like a motion made by
- Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gentlemen,” said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of you
- to be seated.” His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's,
- although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made an
- attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have regarded
- him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,” continued the stranger; “you
- embarrass me with your courtesy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I have
- the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,” said the stranger, with a
- deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation
- of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which of
- this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly—I beg your pardon,
- Oliver—ah, old times—old times!” He had caught Goldsmith's
- hands in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air.
- Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of a
- smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long silence
- that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an element of
- pathos.
- </p>
- <p>
- Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing
- all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was now
- worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I ask your pardon, sir,” he said, gravely, “but—sir, I am a painter—my
- name is Reynolds—and—well, sir, the family resemblance between
- you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith—a resemblance that perhaps
- only a painter's eye could detect—seemed to me so extraordinary as
- you stood together, that——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried the visitor. “My cousin
- Oliver and I have not met for—how many years is it, Nolly? Not
- eleven—no, it cannot be eleven—and yet——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir,” said Oliver, “time is fugitive—very fugitive.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the
- wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,” said the stranger.
- “But you must present me to your friends, Noll—Oliver, I mean. You,
- sir”—he turned to Reynolds—“have told me your name. Am I
- fortunate enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there
- can be no doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am
- your servant. And you, sir”—he turned to Burke—“I seem to have
- seen your face somewhere—it is strangely familiar——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,” said Goldsmith. He was rapidly
- recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of pride,
- as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The clergyman made
- precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying——
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty—the friend of the
- people?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The same, sir,” said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver
- Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then he is my friend also,” said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a position
- to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You do me great honor, sir,” said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr.
- Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so far
- neglected.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mr. Burke, you are our countryman—Oliver's and mine—and I
- know you are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have
- a talk with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “With all my power, sir,” said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir. Mrs.
- Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an honour upon
- the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do
- you work with your arm that way?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,” said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- “They can wait,” cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr.
- Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel
- mortified at what I have said.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “This is Mr. Boswell, sir,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mr. Boswell—of where, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mr. Boswell, of—of Scotland, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. Your
- clergymen might be better employed, Mr.—Mr.——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Boswell, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you ever
- visit your country again—a remote possibility, from all that I can
- learn of your countrymen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'——”
- began Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, you would condone his offence?” he cried. “The fact of your having
- a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still sadly lax
- in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,” said Goldsmith in tones of triumph.
- </p>
- <p>
- His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table,
- bowing profoundly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Johnson,” he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am your servant, Mr. Dean,” said Johnson, towering above him as he got—somewhat
- awkwardly—upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth, sir—leaving
- aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in the church to
- which you have attained—fails to obtain my respect.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am glad of that, sir,” said the Dean. “It shows that you, though a
- Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal on behalf
- of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not disposed to
- relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration for the
- church.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face.
- “Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. I am
- not a Non-conformist—on the contrary, I would give the rogues no
- quarter.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke to a
- subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened country
- and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you in the
- company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe that you were
- the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of conscience. I regret
- that I was mistaken.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir!” cried Goldsmith, in great consternation—for Johnson was
- rendered speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked,
- instead of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is
- the great Dr. Johnson—nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the
- weak,” said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest
- gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one sense:
- he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one scale. To
- such greatness we would do well to bow.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Heavens, sir!” said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in it.
- “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! sir,” said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be
- expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course,
- Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, Mr.—Mr.—ah!
- you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though I doubt not you
- are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you written that
- entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence of such gentlemen
- as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and—I add with pride—Oliver
- Goldsmith?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,” muttered Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And he has doubtless greatness enough—avoirdupois—to serve
- for both! Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to
- speak for himself, tell me what he has written.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of
- Corsica,” said Goldsmith, with some stammering.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy altitude
- in literature?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are surely jesting, sir,” said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar with
- Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no need
- for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the work
- appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0037.jpg" alt="0037 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0037.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up a
- volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown and
- Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his wont,
- until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them
- with greater tenderness,” said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that the
- purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the work of
- others. When did he bring out his dictionary?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Eighteen years ago,” said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And what books has he written within the intervening years?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of
- our authors.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past
- eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, cousin,
- have written many works that the world would not willingly be without; and
- I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable list; but your
- friend—oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!—he is no true worker
- in literature, or he would—nay, he could not, have remained idle all
- these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not use his
- pen?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He has a pension from the King, sir,” stuttered Oliver. “I tell you, sir,
- he is the most learned man in Europe.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “His is a sad case,” said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering to
- him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious duty.” He
- took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. Goldsmith fell into
- a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's jaw fell; Burke and
- Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr. Johnson,” said the
- stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman to urge upon you to
- amend your way of life.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that you
- were a very impertinent fellow!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience—if you have
- one—tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure
- the knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this
- room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have
- acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you
- have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a
- friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your
- friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips,
- though they are workers—not without honour—at that profession
- of letters which you despise—nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you
- did not despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your
- life to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that
- a pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread
- of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. Johnson,
- if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think you will be
- regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those tavern dinners
- at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down all who differ
- from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your love of idleness
- and your intolerance? That is the question which I leave with you; I pray
- you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my leave of you. Gentlemen,
- Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have not spoken in vain.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He made a general bow—an awkward bow—and walked with some
- dignity to the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he had
- disappeared, the room was very silent.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face
- buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince of
- Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he published
- 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?” He ran to the door and opened it,
- calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!” “Rasselas, Prince of
- Abyssinia'!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir!” came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your
- chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect
- which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave
- decently.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shut the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I did you a gross injustice, sir,” said he, returning slowly to the
- table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book since
- your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the moment I
- forgot your 'Rasselas.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force of
- your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson. “If I am
- suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small
- volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my
- industry.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Those who know you, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of
- your industry. As for that man——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Let the man alone, sir,” thundered Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?” said Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next to
- a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; and,
- in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, no, sir,” said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of justification.
- Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written even within the
- year.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the—well, the less I think of
- them, if you will allow me the paradox,” said Johnson. “Sir, the man is
- right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey my
- compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can forgive
- him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my Dictionary.
- Pray what is his name, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “His name, sir, his name?” faltered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,” said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “His name, sir, is—is—God help me, sir, I know not what is his
- name.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell tells
- me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did so in a
- spirit of boasting, you erred.”
- </p>
- <p>
- For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said
- in a low tone:
- </p>
- <p>
- “The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,” cried Boswell. “You boasted of
- him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,” said Burke with a smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- “His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of
- nature are maintained when one hears his voice,” remarked Goldsmith in a
- low tone.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,” said Reynolds as the door was opened and
- Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced to
- the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. “Mr.
- Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Whatever he may be on some other points,” remarked Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gentlemen,” said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than
- you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May I
- inquire the reason of the difference?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You may not, sir!” shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to
- acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that it
- would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he knew
- that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick were to
- hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene for the
- entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had heard more
- than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield had created by
- his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, played an important
- part. He had been congratulating himself upon the fortunate absence of the
- actor during the visit of the clergyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,” he repeated, as Garrick looked
- with a blank expression of interrogation around the company.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues
- that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?” cried Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, one question,” said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed.
- “Mr. Garrick—have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for
- a relative?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, no, sir,” replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a
- brother who deserved to be a Dean.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And so I had,” cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My
- poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is
- concerned,” said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's
- gestures—nay, some of the tones of his voice as well—resembled
- those of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table
- noticed the similarity to which I allude.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I certainly noticed it,” cried Boswell eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your evidence is not admissible, sir,” said Johnson. “What does Sir
- Joshua Reynolds say?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, sir,” said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, “I
- confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as
- regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he
- was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “But if not, sir, how can you account for——”
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Be silent, sir,” he thundered. “If you have left your manners in Scotland
- in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for the gift
- was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country in that
- respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken touching
- this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in the light of
- a personal affront.”
- </p>
- <p>
- After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said:
- </p>
- <p>
- “I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the past
- half-hour than any of this company.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, Davy,” said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly
- dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, sir,
- and of what nature was your diversion?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “So have we, sir—with the greatest poet alive—the author of
- 'The Deserted Village'—and yet you enter to find us immoderately
- glum,” said Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he
- did not regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he
- quite believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the
- relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. “Mine
- was only a sort of poet.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?” asked Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,” replied
- Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment
- for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who was
- anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just written.
- The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house in the
- Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was short,
- it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated by
- Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman—he wore
- the bands and apron of a Dean,” he continued, “not seeming to notice the
- little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man
- grasped me by the arm,” he continued, “doubtless recognising me from my
- portraits—for he said he had never seen me act—and then began
- an harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however,
- that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction than my
- neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, gentlemen,
- he took it quite as a family grievance.” Suddenly he paused, and looked
- around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest were grave. A
- thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!” he cried, “it is not
- possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, the Dean,
- regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'tis an extraordinary
- coincidence that I should have encountered him—unless—good
- heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here when I had thrown him
- off?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no Dean,
- entered this room!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court on
- your return,” said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!—a small man with the
- family bow of the Goldsmiths—something like this.” He gave a comical
- reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of mine,”
- protested Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And let that be the end of the matter,” declared Johnson, with no lack of
- decisiveness in his voice.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman again,”
- laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was endeavouring
- to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version of 'The Deserted
- Village'—he said he had the version at his lodging, and meant to
- read it to his cousin—I ask your pardon, sir, but he said 'cousin.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, let us have no more of this—cousin or no cousin,” roared
- Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is my prayer, sir—I utter it with all my heart and soul,” said
- Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak—my poet and his
- play. What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as
- the subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme of
- theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that scoundrel
- Foote,” said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite himself again,
- and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with that finality which
- carried conviction with it—yes, to James Boswell.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details of
- his interview with the poet who—according to his account—had
- designed the drama of “Otaheite” in order to afford Garrick an opportunity
- of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in feathers, and
- beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while he delivered a
- series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to Mars, Vulcan and
- Diana.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,” said Garrick. “My poet
- explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to his
- advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; and
- when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite could
- know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea Islanders
- were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights in the Pagan
- mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that the Romans should
- claim a monopoly of Diana.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's contention
- was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief to his mind to
- have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the argument, though
- he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in the poet's argument.
- </p>
- <p>
- He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the
- question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion
- of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman
- mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an
- hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the
- force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick,
- originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his
- tragedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson apart—greatly
- to the pique of Boswell—and said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you
- will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from
- you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You deserve no favour, Goldy,” said Johnson, laying his hand on the
- little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants you
- one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your debtor.
- Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting you a
- favour.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You say everything better than any living man, sir,” cried Goldsmith.
- “How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you
- suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am anxious
- to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I have
- written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several
- years now.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Undoubtedly, sir—long before you became recognised as the most
- melodious of our poets—the most diverting of our play-writers. I
- wrote the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for
- your second—nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and
- if it be damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my
- tragedy of 'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr.
- Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in
- his eyes and his voice as he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your generosity overpowers me, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oswell, who was
- standing to one side watching—-his eyes full of curiosity and his
- ears strained to catch by chance a word—the little scene that was
- being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care that Johnson should
- be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's house necessitated a
- walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; but this was nothing to
- Boswell, who had every confidence in his own capability to extract from
- his great patron some account of the secrets which had been exchanged in
- the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object—nay,
- when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch,
- Johnson turned upon him, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell you
- that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, woman
- or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be a
- friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, who had
- every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by you,
- sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his
- good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month of
- inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during the
- summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the
- Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house in
- Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through Goldsmith's,
- and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was very eloquent in
- his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, he said, in spite of
- the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an impostor calling himself
- his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to receive the dedication of the
- new comedy. Burke, who understood the temperament of his countryman, felt
- that he himself might surpass in eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he
- took for his text the magnanimity of the author of “The Good Natured Man.”
- He, however, refrained from the attempt to prove to his companion that
- there were other ways by which a man could gain a reputation for
- generosity than by permitting the most distinguished writer of the age to
- dedicate a comedy to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits,
- quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds was
- as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at a corner
- so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of ear-shot, he laid
- his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best
- friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy—the
- greatest genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy,
- and there never will be another such.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon his
- face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that you
- are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, but
- as for the rascality—well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both a
- great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for
- example, but——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a
- device as that bow which you made, Davy,” said Reynolds. “It presented
- before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths—all made in the same
- fashion as our friend on in front, and all striving—-and not
- unsuccessfully, either—to maintain the family tradition of the
- Goldsmith bow. And then your imitation of your imitation of the same
- movement—how did we contain ourselves—Burke and I?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?” said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I'm convinced that he did.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was
- tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not
- certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to him
- and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson and
- never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain,
- David.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, my
- friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant,
- Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are others
- who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man to offer
- an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to
- attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a
- man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow a bad
- word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole dozen
- could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our friend Mr.
- Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of generosity
- because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at them, but
- preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I would
- rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of a dozen
- yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such as Bunbury. On
- the same principle, I have no particular liking to be preserved to make
- sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that literary three-decker,
- Johnson.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old
- schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up my
- mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an actor being
- a degrading-one—about an actor being on the level with a fiddler—nay,
- one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old schoolmaster a
- more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it is probable that
- he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain truths which were
- told to him by the Dean.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to
- Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled by
- that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking
- characteristics of the Goldsmith family.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour—declaring that he had
- never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were
- magnanimous, David—as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an
- arm, plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a
- grain or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I
- have seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest
- commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal
- force the immorality of the whole proceeding.”
- </p>
- <p>
- They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith
- and Burke—the former still talking eagerly—having waited for
- them to come up.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gentlemen,” said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed way
- to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some
- refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an
- opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady
- Betty Hamilton.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “<i>O matre pulchra filia pulchrior</i>” said Goldsmith; but there was not
- much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been the
- loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of
- Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's
- servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out by
- the servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,” he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness
- for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your
- absence.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,” said Sir Joshua. “I
- cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the
- picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made a
- point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside when
- she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself
- to your Lordship's eye,” said Sir Joshua.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,” said the young man, but
- with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also a
- beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side of
- the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick—two birds with the one stone, you
- know?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “True, sir,” said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,” said the young man.
- “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at the
- Pantheon to-night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is it not a mask?” said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, finer sport even than that,” laughed the youth. “We are going to do
- more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in twenty
- years, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?” inquired Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,”
- cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be
- acquainted with them?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have often longed for that privilege,” said Lord Stanley, bowing in
- reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the Marriage
- Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always been my
- favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, Dr.
- Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so
- distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me
- invite you all to the Pantheon—here are tickets to the show. You
- will give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night
- when Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas, my Lord,” said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of Mr.
- Col-man.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless,
- you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to act
- my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with an
- air of mystery.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What does he mean?” asked Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is what I have been asking myself,” replied Garrick. “By heavens, I
- have it!” he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard rumours
- of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers of the
- Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of Vauxhall
- and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the entrance
- of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the leader of the
- scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also one of the plot. Let
- us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss being-present for the
- world.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am not so eager,” said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early
- in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to be
- on foot.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have not, thank heaven!” cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith, I'll
- swear. As for Burke—well, being a member of Parliament, he is a
- seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “We need a frolic,” cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough
- dinner at the Crown and Anchor.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “An Irishman and a frolic are like—well, let us say like Lady Betty
- and your macaw, Sir Joshua,” said Burke. “They go together very
- naturally.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir Joshua entered
- his house, and the others hastened northward to the Oxford road, where the
- Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a year for the entertainment
- of the fashionable world—a more fashionable world, it was hoped,
- than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh and Vauxhall. From a
- hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and fashion sought their
- entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly Rooms when the weather
- failed to allow of their meeting at the two great public gardens. But as
- the government of the majority of these places invariably became lax—there
- was only one Beau Nash who had the cleverness to perceive that an
- autocracy was the only possible form of government for such assemblies—the
- committee of the Pantheon determined to frame so strict a code of rules,
- bearing upon the admission of visitors, as should, they believed, prevent
- the place from falling to the low level of the gardens.
- </p>
- <p>
- In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda,
- there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically
- excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to
- maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the
- most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed to
- enter.
- </p>
- <p>
- The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions as
- eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were
- sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going to
- those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such persons
- understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be optimists in
- regard to the question of the possibility of combining Puritanism and
- promiscuous entertainments terminating long after midnight. They hailed
- the arrival of the time when innocent recreation would not be incompatible
- with the display of the richest dresses or the most sumptuous figures.
- </p>
- <p>
- But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on
- the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The
- best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that
- the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them
- published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks
- artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility of
- actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually scandalous.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and
- declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their
- resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who
- affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying out
- of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make the
- management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in endeavouring
- to discriminate between the classes of their patrons.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the thoroughfare
- was then called, the result of this meeting was making itself felt. The
- road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for something unusual to
- occur, though of what form it was to assume no one seemed to be aware. The
- crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They cheered heartily every coach
- that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed ladies to the Pantheon and to
- other and less public entertainments. They waved their hats over the
- chairs which, similarly burdened, went swinging along between the bearers,
- footmen walking on each side and link-boys running in advance, the glare
- of their torches giving additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows
- who had the chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an
- officer of the Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and
- occasionally a jostling match took place between some supercilious young
- beau and the apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force
- his way. More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of
- the lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the
- next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing
- with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury.
- Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, drew
- his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the crowd.
- It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a space
- was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was thrown
- to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy dropped
- upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the crowd
- cheered and jeered in turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the
- frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a
- dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to
- use both.
- </p>
- <p>
- But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, all
- the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, and
- there was a cry of, “Here they come—here she comes—a cheer for
- Mrs. Baddeley!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “O Lord,” cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia
- Baddeley for their experiment!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,” said Goldsmith.
- “They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. Baddeley.
- There are many gradations in colour between black and white.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “But not between black and White's,” said Burke. “This notion is well
- worthy of the wit of White's.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,” said
- Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it
- cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene as
- this,” said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week after
- to-night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “By my soul!” cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double that
- sum to be safe at home in bed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley,
- the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way
- through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance in
- front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold and
- silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of
- gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, and
- they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one side was
- the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. Hanger,
- equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was immediately
- behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of the lady's
- escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was seated,
- smiling——“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,” Burke
- remarked.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, yes,” cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am
- fortunate in having her in my new comedy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,” said
- Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for
- several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of
- the Duchesses,” said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's
- sway,” said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band
- will emancipate him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If so he is in error,” said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never let
- him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady Betty.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Till then, do you say?” said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he
- will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had a
- very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady is
- most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to
- Reynolds.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to Lady
- Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be a <i>fait
- accompli</i>; but there were rumours that the young man had of late been
- making an effort to release himself—that it was only with difficulty
- the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon her daughter,
- whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the
- crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and
- friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of
- dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also
- gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were
- plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession
- that a voice cried—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow them
- to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!” The discordant
- note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment a seasonable
- one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town.
- </p>
- <p>
- The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up a
- shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a Methodist
- service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with which the
- early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another direction a
- ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as well as men; but
- above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the preacher was heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- “By my soul,” said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I should
- like to find some one who would give me a play with such a scene.”
- </p>
- <p>
- A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in the
- act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned suddenly
- round.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I'll take your order, sir,” he cried. “Only you will have to pay me
- handsomely.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the
- escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?” said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,” cried Captain Horneck—Goldsmith's
- “Captain in lace.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he
- would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to my
- Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would
- happen.” Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,” he
- cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for your new
- comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not wearing the
- peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to be resisted,
- whatever you wear.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,” said
- Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs
- stop at the porch of the Pantheon.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “As a matter of course you will come,” said young Horneck. “Let us hasten
- out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin to
- preach!”
- </p>
- <p>
- He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his
- arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as they
- could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his companion,
- that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but for the fact
- that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord Albemarle, and that
- his mother had entreated him not to do anything that might jeopardise the
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,” said Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the
- means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort
- would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that his
- act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,” said the Captain.
- “Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole.
- But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty and
- the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,” said Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party found, on
- approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being under the guidance of
- Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have had considerable
- difficulty getting near the porch of the building, where the crowds were
- most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed his way quite
- good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the people, and was
- followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little way behind. But as
- soon as the latter couple came within the light of the hundred lamps which
- hung around the porch, they were recognised and cheered by the crowd, who
- made a passage for them to the entrance just as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was
- set down.
- </p>
- <p>
- The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed in
- front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a line on
- each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped out—she
- could not be persuaded to do so for some time—and walked between the
- ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered the points of
- their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy than they would
- have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at that period were
- doing their best to obtain some recognition.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business” of the part which she had to
- play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding herself
- confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick standing at one
- side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he bowed with exquisite
- irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit was too much for her.
- Forgetting that she was playing the part of a <i>grande dame</i>, she
- turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her hands—one
- holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan—crying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's the
- prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,” said Garrick
- gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the
- porch.
- </p>
- <p>
- The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely
- serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan
- collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the
- side of the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam,” he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon.
- What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady
- visitor?” he shouted to the liveried porter.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,”
- replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,” said the young
- gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,” replied the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Mr. Hanger,” replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the
- cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gentlemen,” cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not your
- will that we should come in active contest with the representatives of
- authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that our
- honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?” When the cries
- of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the responsibility for
- bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords to the front! You will
- touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. Should a constable assault
- any of this company you will run him through without mercy. Now,
- gentlemen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and in
- that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few
- moments stood irresolute, but then—the points of a dozen swords were
- within a yard of their breasts—lowered their staves and slipped
- quietly aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt
- to withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily
- went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart.
- </p>
- <p>
- To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from the
- thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort walked
- through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being sheathed
- at the entrance.
- </p>
- <p>
- It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the
- rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some
- of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to look
- scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave the
- assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose first
- husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively plain, in
- spite of their masks of paint and powder.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of her
- daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been
- twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess of
- Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of a
- body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob
- anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had no
- touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her complexion,
- and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add to their
- silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the cold
- whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. The
- solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that she made
- with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that lovely
- woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were
- small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the
- Duchess's elegance and distinction.
- </p>
- <p>
- Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at the
- lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her body
- guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, they
- exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess even
- smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster shrugged
- her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a Frenchwoman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance
- also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set
- her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be
- frightened away.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Captain Horneck had gone up to his <i>fiancee</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You were not in that creature's train, I hope,” said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I? Dear child, for what do you take me?” he said. “No, I certainly was
- not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven
- you the impropriety,” said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- (She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than a
- year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.)
- </p>
- <p>
- By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and now
- returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where Mrs.
- Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam,” said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you their
- sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and to
- express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour them by
- your patronage.”
- </p>
- <p>
- And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the management,
- with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,” said Lord Stanley. “She agreed
- to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “She can take very good care of herself,” said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat
- curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to underrate
- the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to divide the
- honours attached to her position with another woman, much less with one
- who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. “Mrs. Abington is
- a little timid, my Lord,” she continued; “she may not find herself quite
- at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, to be sure; but for
- my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better taste.”
- </p>
- <p>
- But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was conveyed
- to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of the honours
- which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, and when this
- news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through the porch to
- the side of her sister actress.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll and
- Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two actresses,
- offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them frequently at
- the assemblies in the rotunda.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the
- condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged
- their shoulders once more.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was
- disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew that
- the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the Duchess's
- daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity of mothers
- with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible suitors were
- growing scarce?
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played under
- his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, and he was
- compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more highly
- finished exhibition of this form of art.
- </p>
- <p>
- His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs.
- Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he
- liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to remain
- in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious to see
- what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and his
- friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the part of
- the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, he heard a
- merry voice behind him saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the Pantheon?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay,” cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing of
- a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth
- century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on the
- Oxford road.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a
- handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride—and my sweet Little Comedy!” he cried, as
- the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act of
- making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and
- Katherine—the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam,
- I am your servant—and don't I look your servant, too,” he added,
- remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You look always the same good friend,” said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay,” laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take care,
- for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it is not
- that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something gorgeous.
- What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?”
- </p>
- <p>
- (His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and
- Bun-burys.)
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your
- company, madam,” said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But a
- peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after
- to-night.” He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses and
- their admirers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The air is tainted,” said Goldsmith, solemnly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you
- say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I said not so, madam,” cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As amusing—-amusing——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,”
- protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, undoubtedly those were his words—only he did not utter them,”
- replied the Jessamy Bride.
- </p>
- <p>
- “There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such
- witnesses!” said Mrs. Bunbury.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I could deny nothing to two such faces,” said Goldsmith, “even though one
- of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius weeping
- over the Pantheon.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for
- it?” she inquired, with her chin in the air.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,” said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,” cried the young
- lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,” said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,” remarked
- Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the Pantheon
- without the knowledge of his biographer,” cried her sister, with an air of
- worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well qualified to be an
- exponent.
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to the
- Royal Academy of Arts,” said a lady who had come up with Burke at that
- moment—a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every
- movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed low—again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which
- Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest
- unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- “In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,” Goldsmith began, but seeing the
- ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and the
- compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr.
- Goldsmith?” said Mrs. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by
- declining to argue out the matter with you,” said the Professor of Ancient
- History.
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's
- quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed in
- her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention to the
- words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, moreover,
- declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in accepting her
- patronage.
- </p>
- <p>
- She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms—most
- of which had been said at least once before—at the expense of the
- Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more
- busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the
- injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her <i>jeux d'esprit</i>,
- she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the benefit
- of her remarks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, pointing
- out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, suddenly turning
- in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing behind her mother, the
- jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the expression of dismay—worse
- than dismay—which was on the girl's face as she gazed across the
- rotunda.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith followed
- the direction of her eyes and saw that their object was a man in the
- uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. Abingdon. He was a
- showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence of some dissipated
- years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his bearing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck and
- gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant—only for an
- instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to
- the girl across the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become
- white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after the
- lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy of
- feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been a
- witness of a <i>rencontre</i> which evidently was painful to her; but he
- spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely noticeable
- imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; and, professing
- himself woefully ignorant as to the <i>personnel</i> of the majority of
- the people who were present, inquired first what was the name of a
- gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently interested
- ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that elaborate bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, but
- after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have never seen him before,” she said. “I don't think he can be any one
- in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually nobodies—until
- we come to know them.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is quite reasonable,” said he. “It is a distinction to become your
- friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor at
- the Academy are forgotten.”
- </p>
- <p>
- His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her
- attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Heavens, child!” she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What should be the matter with me?” said Mary. “What, except—oh,
- this place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and
- well ventilated at all times!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,” said
- Bunbury.
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a
- moment,” said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's
- sake don't stare so, child,” she added to her sister, making a pitiful
- attempt to laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- “But, my dear——” began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by
- Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay,” she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and—well,
- every one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the
- faintness has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's
- company? Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a
- fuss. Lend me your arm, if you please.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “With all pleasure in life,” cried Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how
- greatly she was trembling.
- </p>
- <p>
- When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister and
- Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that,
- immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer
- who had bowed to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,” she said. “Take me
- somewhere—some place away from here—any place away from here.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one sconce
- with wax candles was alight.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why should you tremble, my dear girl?” said he. “What is there to be
- afraid of? I am your friend—you know that I would die to save you
- from the least trouble.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?” she cried. “I am in no trouble—only
- for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you did not come in
- the bloom-tinted coat after all.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was broken
- only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's song—the
- hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the rotunda and
- around the galleries.
- </p>
- <p>
- At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend—I wonder
- what you think of your Jessamy Bride.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,” said he tenderly. “But
- if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may be able
- to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a moment. Why,
- what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry in France
- together?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nothing—nothing has happened—I give you my word upon it,” she
- said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be
- frightened—no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting,
- have not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could
- not understand—psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith; girls are foolish creatures.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?” said
- he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? Think if
- it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs are
- concerned, but I feel that for others—for you, my dear—ah,
- child, don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its
- poignancy is blunted?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have never had consolation except from you,” said the girl. “But this—this—oh,
- my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's soul to enable you to
- write those lines—
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late. . . '?”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to his
- forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked slowly
- away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than a dozen
- steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of indecision,
- hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is evil
- about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their own
- destruction, but by women.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Let us go away,” she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner
- of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever any
- singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! I would pay
- fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her efforts.” Her laugh
- had a shrill note that caused it to sound very pitiful to the man who
- heard it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was
- standing with Burke and her son.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,” said Mrs.
- Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, no; I have missed no note of it—no note. Was there ever
- anything so delicious—so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went
- homeward, mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!” said
- Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her mother's
- keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mary was always a wise little person,” said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Wise? Oh, let us go home!” said the girl wearily.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,” said her
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the janitor
- to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach.
- </p>
- <p>
- He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder
- lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the
- girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could
- hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went out into
- the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While Goldsmith was
- in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was furtively glancing
- around, and before she had got into a position for seating herself by the
- side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so clumsy a way that several of
- the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, bowing awkwardly, and, to crown
- his stupidity, he turned round so rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran
- violently full-tilt against a gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to
- the side of the chariot as if to take leave of the ladies.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and
- staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until
- the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered wig, was
- barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his awkwardness.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Curse you for a lout!” cried the officer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith put his hat on his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Look you, sir!” he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for
- the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to say
- as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir—Oliver
- Goldsmith—and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that
- we are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you
- may be.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging
- cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, shouted
- “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke forever!” For
- both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as they were in
- society.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman,
- in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders,
- stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. Then
- he turned to his opponent, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you can
- let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Or if it suits you better, sir,” said another gentleman coming to
- Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord
- Clare.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My Lord,” cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no quarrel
- with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in the heat
- of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman might not
- make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I have the
- honour to wish your Lordship good-night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed and made his exit.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen Goldsmith
- reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting him a letter from
- Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let him know that Woodward
- and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his comedy which had been in
- rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, felt they were right in doing
- so, as the failure of the piece was so inevitable. He hoped that Dr.
- Goldsmith would be discreet enough to sanction its withdrawal while its
- withdrawal was still possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- He read this letter—one of several which he had received from Colman
- during the week prophesying disaster—without impatience, and threw
- it aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save
- the expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken
- his lines—
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- “When lovely woman stoops to folly,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late....”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- “Too late——” She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had
- broken, as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had
- broken, when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is
- enshrined for all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress
- of tears. It would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in
- her eyes. Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice....
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl who
- had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other human
- being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had shown
- themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing himself on
- the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when Little Comedy
- married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him which had begun at
- Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he spent at the
- Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy
- Bride,” drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt from
- the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature—that in
- her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy which he
- sought. More than once she had proved to him that she recognised the
- greatness of his nature—his simplicity, his generosity, the
- tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his trustfulness,
- that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his intolerance of
- hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was the note of the
- most successful productions of the day. Above all, he felt that she
- recognised his true attitude in relation to English literature. If he was
- compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order to earn his daily
- bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English literature. How
- nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,” “The Vicar of Wakefield,”
- “The Deserted Village,” and “The Good Natured Man” testified at intervals.
- He felt that he was the truest poet, the sincerest dramatist, of the
- period, and he never allowed the work which he was compelled to do for the
- booksellers to turn him aside from his high aims.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood what
- his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of the world.
- She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she understood him
- and sympathised with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of
- her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the
- time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied
- her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered
- how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a long
- visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look of
- gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her with
- a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield” was the book, and she had said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “You can never, never know what it has been to me—what it has done
- for me.” Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude—of
- affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes had
- overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not be
- easily severed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0105.jpg" alt="0105 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0105.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's
- song.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to think of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, on
- glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had
- changed from one of merriment to one of despair—the despair of a
- bird that finds itself in the net of the fowler.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was he to think of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of her,
- but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt
- certain, brought about her change of mood.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to
- guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him
- going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest
- means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep the
- man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most
- rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary it had
- proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the girls, and
- he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to regard the
- occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run the man
- through some vital part.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the very
- sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, and his
- too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number of answers
- to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no ill of her.
- He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly good. He felt
- that her concern was on account of some one else who might be in the power
- of that man. He knew how generous she was—how sympathetic. He had
- told her some of his own troubles, and though he did so lightly, as was
- his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing of them. Might it not
- then be that the trouble which affected her was not her own, but
- another's?
- </p>
- <p>
- Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the
- incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow whose
- appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had escaped
- with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an ordinary
- shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how he had
- declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a man he would
- have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but design, and would
- have been ready to fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of the
- man would be a step in the right direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the morning
- that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which contained some
- unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the details of the news,
- but he was certain that on receiving it he had a definite idea that it was
- unpleasant. When he now read Colman's letter for the second time he found
- that his recollection of his first impression was not at fault. It was
- just his luck: no man was in the habit of writing more joyous letters or
- receiving more depressing than Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable
- mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those
- to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He
- could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said,
- dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the
- stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best
- interests to be connected with a failure.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has
- not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?” he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It might be in respect to most plays, sir,” replied Colman; “but in
- regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to
- anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in
- this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shall try to bear both with fortitude,” said Goldsmith quietly, though
- he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his gratuitous
- predictions of failure—predictions which from the first his attitude
- in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should like to have a
- talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,” he added.
- </p>
- <p>
- “They are in the green room,” said the manager. “I must say that I was in
- hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work would
- enable you to see your way to withdraw it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I decline to withdraw it, sir,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have been a manager now for some years,” said Colman, “and, speaking
- from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without
- hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so
- complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that was
- ever wrote.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to
- appreciate,” said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that
- what the people want nowadays is a novelty?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of yours
- is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's the
- novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, sir, the
- bringing on of that vulgar young boor—what's the fellow's name?—Lumpkin,
- in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the refinement and
- sensibility of the period—the fellow who talks of his bear only
- dancing to the genteelest of tunes—all this, Dr. Goldsmith, I pledge
- you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an early fall of
- the curtain.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “An early fall of the curtain?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene
- beyond that of your pothouse to be set.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not a
- pothouse.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not
- apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad
- through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit.
- Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Of <i>your</i> play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a
- share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for
- having anything to do with its production.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in
- respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act
- with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's office
- and went to the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he attitude of
- Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping with the traditions of
- the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it so contrary to the
- traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like the rest of his
- profession—not even excepting Garrick—possessed only a small
- amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented to
- them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his own
- acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted blank
- verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional lines,
- with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack of human
- nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and he could see
- no reason why he should substitute for them anything more natural. He had
- no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure a comedy founded
- upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious sentimentality of an
- artificial age.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had produced “The Good Natured Man” some years before, and had made
- money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who had
- condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that play were
- still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading
- characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but actually
- intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named provisionally
- “The Mistakes of a Night,” he at first declined to have anything to do
- with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential friends—friends
- who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised his genius when he
- was living in a garret and before he had written anything beyond a few
- desultory essays—and they brought all their influence to bear upon
- the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the comedy, but laid it aside for
- several months, and only grudgingly, at last, consented to put it in
- rehearsal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best to
- depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging his
- shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant to allow
- certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written them.
- </p>
- <p>
- This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position
- than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was
- soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a
- half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young Marlow,
- threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was serious in
- his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment Goldsmith
- assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract with the
- manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same contract
- by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was handed
- over to Lee Lewes.
- </p>
- <p>
- After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make
- the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every
- chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the
- manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every
- possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined
- to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he
- provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually
- encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints
- regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said he
- was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up their
- parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued
- rehearsing.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of
- conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He knew
- that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could not doubt
- what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round and go back
- to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw the play. The
- temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of determination which
- had carried him through many difficulties—that spirit which Reynolds
- appreciated and had embodied in his portrait—came to his aid. He
- walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with both Woodward and
- Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr.
- Colman,” he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious step
- without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. Colman will
- be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an agreement with me
- to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he will therefore
- sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick will, I hope, honour
- me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. Bulk-ley that of Miss
- Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the rehearsal.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by
- the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and who
- had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now began
- to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had been a
- fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched garret knew
- what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate to kick
- downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him employment as
- a libeller.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to him—“Sir,
- you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will not be my
- fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. You have been
- badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your ill-treatment nobly.
- For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to appear in your piece.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam,” said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for
- ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and
- gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to assert
- that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I shall regard
- as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has passed I know
- that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection of the
- opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the success of
- this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward
- circumstances incidental to its birth.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly that
- he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: they
- reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, caused
- them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,” said Shuter, who
- was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,” said Goldsmith. “Lord,
- sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident was to
- happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned to a
- certainty.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place.
- Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening
- influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were
- acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith that
- none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet the
- members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption that
- its failure was inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had
- since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers to
- dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at a
- wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake
- during the greater part of the night.
- </p>
- <p>
- The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her eyes
- at the same moment had yet to be explained.
- </p>
- <p>
- He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his elbow resting
- on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After half-an-hour's thought
- his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. Picking one up with a
- sigh, he began to write.
- </p>
- <p>
- Verse after verse appeared upon the paper—the love-song of a man who
- feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only
- consolation in life is love.
- </p>
- <p>
- After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again rested
- his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he had written.
- His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected sincerity when
- every one around him was engaged in composing verses which were regarded
- worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were artificial.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to
- Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would she
- be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his
- delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became
- known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had
- enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper
- feeling?
- </p>
- <p>
- His heart sank as he asked himself the question.
- </p>
- <p>
- “How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?” he muttered.
- “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is the
- chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should he
- himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life that the
- man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to live in
- loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was struck blind—a
- great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from love receives no pity—no
- pity on earth—no pity in heaven.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for an
- hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper which he
- had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. He did not
- tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand to the desk
- and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making the torn edge
- rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of a woman whose
- lover was beside her—that was what the quivering motion suggested to
- the poet who watched it.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!” he said.
- “Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!”
- </p>
- <p>
- He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts,
- where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished
- men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew
- that friendship could afford him no solace.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like
- giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER X.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>or the next two
- days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes in his play as were
- suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. The alterations were not
- radical, but he felt that they would be improvements, and his judgment was
- rarely at fault. Moreover, he was quick to perceive in what direction the
- strong points and the weak points of the various members of the company
- lay, and he had no hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them
- a better chance of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman
- called the “pot-house scene” would he change, not a word of the scene
- where the farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow
- to be omitted.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems
- to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee house
- talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the fate that
- was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he not adopted
- this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become aware, as
- they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. When it was
- produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the manager up to
- ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a new set of
- lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject.
- </p>
- <p>
- But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some of
- them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not
- hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he might
- not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not possibly
- be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a pity, one
- of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be so easily
- avoided?
- </p>
- <p>
- To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand
- or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written it,
- he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the medium of
- these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the verdict of the
- playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on those scenes so
- early in the play was that the playgoers might know not to expect a
- sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a natural school of
- comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of the manners of the
- day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only the broadest and
- heartiest fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If the scenes are ungenteel,” said he, “it is because nature is made up
- of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less
- interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin
- when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a greater
- favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest gentleman who
- ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely on the ear of a
- boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not interfere with his
- romping.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point
- on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when he
- did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from his
- over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others—a disability
- which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in
- consequence, delightfully fluent.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast,
- he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that the
- Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some degree of
- apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might think he
- looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he was by her
- side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. The words
- still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it would pain her
- to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite content that matters
- should remain as they were. Whatever the words might have meant, it was
- impossible that they could mean anything that might cause him to think of
- her with less reverence and affection.
- </p>
- <p>
- He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to find
- out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom there
- came to his ears the sound of laughter—such laughter as caused him
- to remark to the servant—
- </p>
- <p>
- “I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour,
- sir,” replied Ralph.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been
- entertaining them,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the
- entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been
- keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits of
- laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an
- amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him much
- manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the
- imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the
- details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis
- entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working
- laboriously at his “Animated Nature.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good morning, sir, good morning,” he cried, pretending to take off his
- gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect self-possession,
- previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now mind you don't sit
- there, Dr. Goldsmith,” he continued, raising a warning finger. A little
- motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, with his mincing ways, was
- transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy and self-conscious in the
- presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy politeness to get him a
- chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very one on which the man had
- placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you about?”—once more
- Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to be careful about that
- chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? Sir, that excuse is a
- mere quibble—a mere quibble. This must not occur again, or I shall
- be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, my good sir? Now to
- business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man to make me a cup of
- chocolate—with milk, sir—plenty of milk, and two lumps of
- sugar—plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a patriot—none
- of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think on't, your
- laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for me; and mind you
- tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in it”—this shouted
- half-way out of the door through which he had shown Goldsmith hurrying
- with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. Then came the monologue
- of the amanuensis strolling about the room, passing his sneering remarks
- at the furniture—opening a letter which had just come by post, and
- reading it <i>sotto voce</i>. It was supposed to be from Filby, the
- tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform in which Dr.
- Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the Haymarket would
- be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith had made up his
- mind as to the exact orders which he meant to wear, ending with a
- compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and discrimination in choosing
- a costume which was so well adapted to his physique, and a humble
- suggestion that it should be worn upon the occasion of the first
- performance of the new comedy, when the writer hoped no objection would be
- raised to the hanging of a board in front of the author's box with “Made
- by Filby” printed on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain words—giving
- an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here and there, and
- finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a postscript alluding to
- the length of time that had passed since the writer had received a payment
- on account, could not have been surpassed. The effect of the comedy upon
- the people in the room was immeasurably heightened by the entrance of
- Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, as the amanuensis, immediately
- walked to him gravely with the scrap of paper which had done duty as the
- letter, in his hand, asking him if what was written there in black and
- white about the field-marshal's uniform was correct, and if he meant to
- agree to Filby's request to wear it on the first night of the comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu
- entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit
- of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that
- more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful issue
- a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager of a
- playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why should
- not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew that
- Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, and would
- not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In an instant,
- however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious amanuensis, and
- became David Garrick, crying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to reply
- to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of your
- experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with
- nature.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated at
- the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much what
- might follow.
- </p>
- <p>
- At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in
- the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, sir,” said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty
- civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we cannot keep
- the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the booksellers, 'tis
- the world we think of. What is this?”—picking up an imaginary paper—“'The
- derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed the ingeniousness of many
- able writers, but there can be no doubt in the mind of any one who has
- seen that noble creature, as I have, in its native woods, careering nimbly
- from branch to branch of the largest trees in search of the butterflies,
- which form its sole food, that the name elephant is but a corruption of
- elegant, the movements of the animal being as singularly graceful as its
- shape is in accordance with all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is
- mighty fine, but your style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature'
- should be himself both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon
- should himself be a buffoon.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes,
- leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis as
- to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer and
- warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked
- Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the
- imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then
- the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked—
- </p>
- <p>
- “The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! Lord!
- what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to dictate
- to his amanuensis?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, around
- the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household in roars
- of laughter—as one delightful member of the household has recorded—over
- his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of Dr. Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And all this,” said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I told
- him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment he sat
- down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I knew he
- saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea and send
- him away.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith was
- delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from care. He had
- gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear that she was
- unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry a mood as he
- had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at dinner, and he
- was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the mysterious mood
- that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told
- him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though she said
- that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the intention of
- the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go together to the
- theatre and demand its immediate production on the finest scale possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- “There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence
- Colman in that respect,” said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured to
- talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not his
- intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be played
- for longer than a small portion of one evening.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The monster!” cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I feel
- about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will tolerate
- his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs some one to
- be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him how contemptible he
- is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. The occasion is one that
- demands the powers of a man who has a whole dictionary at his back—yes,
- Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten that if he does not behave
- handsomely he will, in his next edition of the Dictionary, define a
- scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps an author in suspense for
- months, and then produces his comedy so ungenerously as to make its
- failure a certainty. But, no, your play will be the greater success on
- account of its having to overcome all the obstacles which Mr. Colman has
- placed in its way.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be the
- greatest success of the century,” said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And so it will be—oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will—oh,
- we shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box
- and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed
- upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to the
- remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a
- suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour
- upon an ill-treated author.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least
- one of the two enterprises—the first being the changing of the
- mistakes of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the
- changing of the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager—ay,
- and of an author as well.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Admirably spoke!” cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The
- Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,” said she. “Oh,
- do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot hit upon
- a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath of laurel.”
- Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not far away, had
- put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a word or two of
- the girl's sentence.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,” said
- he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The
- Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a
- Knight!'” said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did
- not like too many people to hear him make one.
- </p>
- <p>
- “'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get a
- better,” said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss
- Horneck to discover the better one.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse
- and damn the play,” said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name, and
- if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the
- reprobation of all honest folk who detest an <i>alias</i>.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then that name shall stand,” said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir
- Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have it
- damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in England.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is very well said, indeed,” remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives evidence
- of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all should respect.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, for
- she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, but from the
- other end of the table there came quite an outburst of laughter. Garrick
- sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he was telling an
- imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to
- question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the
- story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should
- not be told for the benefit of the playgoers.
- </p>
- <p>
- A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner—his name was Colonel
- Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck—took
- up the question quite seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- “For my part,” he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the story
- of Grouse in the gun-room.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is it possible, sir?” cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you are
- not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who asked
- him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was locked—that
- about every gun having a lock, and so forth?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, sir,” cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a
- familiar one. It seems interesting, too.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,” said Garrick. “But you are an army man,
- Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the mess-table.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I protest, sir,” said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that I
- fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog—I have myself known of
- sporting dogs called Grouse.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,” cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray do
- not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, and would
- feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. Goldsmith was
- an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death severely.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then he is dead?” said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to
- the narrative.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “A particularly pathetic interest, sir,” said Garrick, shaking his head.
- “I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that that
- dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us—that the gunroom door is
- now open, but that within there is silence—no sound of the dear old
- feet that were wont to patter and potter—you will pardon my emotion,
- madam”—He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith
- became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured to
- assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, did him
- honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now without
- seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had too high
- an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face perfectly grave,
- while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to suppress came from the
- napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti said something in
- Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the melancholy nature of the
- party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “'T is selfish to repine, and he himself—dear old soul!—would
- be the last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in
- the gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy
- I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he
- delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well
- known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had no
- particular character in the neighbourhood.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,” said the Colonel.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, if the truth must be told—but no, the man is dead and gone
- now,” cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all
- do, the nimbleness of his wit—the genial mirth which ran through the
- gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun
- is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse or
- two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet
- thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the
- comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not
- afraid to joke, sir, and——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy
- read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never
- actually narrated, but only hinted at,” said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That makes little matter, sir,” said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould
- Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next
- year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,” said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which Mr.
- Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of the
- story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.” Colonel
- Gwyn looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I protest, madam,” said he, “that up to the present—ah! I fear that
- the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to be
- led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind you—I
- fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but——”
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with laughter,
- which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel Gwyn's face was
- taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and then at Little
- Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never quite make out what
- was going on around her in that strange household where she had been
- thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the ultra-grave Garrick, and
- then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with a view of assuring him that
- she understood perfectly how he came to be merry.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Colonel Gwyn,” said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own
- reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate when
- to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet—ah, I perceive
- they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that,
- sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and
- the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I
- don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for
- some years.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining
- in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of
- the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little
- embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who was
- hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends every
- evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which chanced to be
- broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of port-glasses at his end
- of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom he cheered by telling him
- that he had already given a lesson to Woodward regarding the speaking of
- the prologue which he, Garrick, had written for the comedy. He said he
- believed Woodward would repeat the lines very effectively. When Goldsmith
- mentioned that Colman declined to have a single scene painted for the
- production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick were indignant.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,” said the
- latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the play
- to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, Davy, my friend,” Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in
- reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst—or the best.
- If the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal
- for the next year or two.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the
- entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head
- and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting long
- sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was supposed
- to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment has survived,
- and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with Garrick repeating
- the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous change of
- expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with Goldsmith
- burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly amusing gestures
- the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed that Sir Joshua's
- guests were convulsed.
- </p>
- <p>
- After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two
- playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and
- did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines after
- the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous than that of
- the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an affecting passage
- from Addison's “Cato,” Goldsmith began to sing the song which he had been
- compelled to omit from the part of Miss Hardcastle, owing to Mrs.
- Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course Garrick's gestures during the
- delivery of the song were marvellously ingenious, and an additional
- element of attraction was introduced by Dr. Burney, who hastily seated
- himself at the pianoforte and interwove a medley accompaniment,
- introducing all the airs then popular, but without prejudice to the
- harmonies of the accompaniment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this
- marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion
- caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees—he begged
- the lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was
- accustomed to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica
- shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,” said Sir Joshua to the
- Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of
- hearing her sing.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling
- Angelica.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!” she cried. “Will your Majesty condescend
- to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned to captivate
- our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to conquer our
- savage hearts by the exercise of another?”
- </p>
- <p>
- A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was
- thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's
- springing to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- “By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has
- given it to me, as I knew she would—the title of my comedy—she
- has just said it: '<i>She Stoops to Conquer</i>.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s a matter of
- course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith communicated it to
- him the next day; but the latter was firm on this particular point. He had
- given the play its name, he said, and he would not alter it now on any
- consideration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play gave
- him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret at not
- being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he believed
- the manager would play to perfection.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the whole
- Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his customary
- emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer” could be found
- for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and the rehearsal was
- proceeded with.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box
- in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You
- must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we may
- be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is
- filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss
- Horneck—Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief
- topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as will
- enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but to a
- whole archipelago of wit.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of
- palms, and '<i>palmam qui meruit ferat.</i>'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the
- presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected
- it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy
- is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the
- playgoers.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed
- Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, and
- Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his
- critics.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that
- Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the
- opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for
- his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as
- critics.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his
- servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every
- outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the
- broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed and
- applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons—especially the
- satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists—but it was
- the drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of
- Miss Horneck—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?”
- </p>
- <p>
- When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel
- Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much amazed
- as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage out of
- compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority regarding
- the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in the estimation
- of his company, remarked—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as
- generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the
- playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of
- your wit.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent the
- instruction of Dr. Johnson,” said Goldsmith quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed it
- during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it became
- understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit their
- regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been originally
- cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the prologue, which
- Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told Goldsmith, he had
- already given a hint or two to Woodward.
- </p>
- <p>
- The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which
- Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who
- threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely
- thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the
- epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley
- declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she
- herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's
- ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies
- were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; but
- Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple
- epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding the first
- performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was eventually spoken
- by Mrs. Bulkley.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an epilogue
- which will never be spoke,” sneered Colman when the last difficulties had
- been smoothed over.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party,
- consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary
- Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production
- of the play—when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the
- niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny
- either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's
- almost caused him to break down.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him.
- She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not
- hesitate for a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,” she said; “my dress
- would be ruined.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour of
- the play,” she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their dusters,
- and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one of the
- candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years contained
- such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. Col-man for a
- curmudgeon.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,”
- said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and I
- only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this
- play, sir,” said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on
- Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And above all,” said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success in
- order to put Colman in the wrong.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is
- important to us all,” said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in
- the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be
- saved by Monday night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,” said
- Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a sense
- of my own unworthiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,” cried
- Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to
- hear your play.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who,
- when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care to
- send a guinea in advance,” said Goldsmith, and every one present knew that
- he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by Johnson on
- the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield” was sold.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And now,” said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the
- future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday previous
- to the performance.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the
- success of the play,” said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would
- be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public had
- attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who know
- your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that our
- esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday night,
- sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour to have
- you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with us.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what you
- mean better,” said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment coming
- from Dr. Johnson.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck
- walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter of
- a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character of Young
- Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had sufficiently
- recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how remarkable a
- character he had created.
- </p>
- <p>
- On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the St.
- James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found the
- author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a
- salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered with
- silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any mistake
- on this point.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Heavens!” cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear
- colours?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why not?” asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning to
- speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy should
- also be in black?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay,” said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that you
- forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat of
- yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in front
- of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you hope
- that the King will command a performance.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous
- garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in
- dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it
- before throwing it over the back of a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,” said
- he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with his
- friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson,
- Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already
- assembled.
- </p>
- <p>
- It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook hands
- twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the King of
- Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for regret with
- him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He expressed a
- hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have so depressing
- an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their enjoyment of his
- comedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did not
- think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would be
- quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the
- frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after
- all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose name
- they had probably never heard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for
- the best, but still....
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of
- Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have
- heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their
- merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was
- concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat
- become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake
- of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the clock
- and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time to allow
- of their driving comfortably to the theatre.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds that
- Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his nervousness,
- began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken at Lord
- Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took place daily
- in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave all his
- attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to him—not
- even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity College to his
- friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the
- theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he
- had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant
- to have the omission repaired without delay.
- </p>
- <p>
- He never returned.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party remained
- in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter from the bar was sent
- for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was having his hat brushed,
- that his party were ready to leave the house, the man stated that Dr.
- Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in the direction of Pall Mall.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! sir,” said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than a
- fool.” Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that
- ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and
- let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say the
- best comedy of a century.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the playhouse?”
- said Richard Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is
- concerned,” said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt is
- for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be
- looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen,
- Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a
- burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the
- playhouse, sir,” said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If I know anything of him, sir,” said Steevens, “the playhouse is just
- the place which he would most persistently avoid.” There was a long pause
- before Johnson said in his weightiest manner:
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is very kind of you, sir,” replied Steevens. “But you may rest
- assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.”
- </p>
- <p>
- While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens
- hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood
- Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting alone in
- some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable failure of
- his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled him to hold out
- against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, suffer a relapse
- when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and his naturally
- sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his life give place to
- a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him to put in an
- appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his friends. Steevens
- actually made up his mind that if he failed to find Goldsmith during the
- next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage on the Edgware road.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house—from Jack's, in
- Dean street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster—but he failed to
- discover his friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this
- way; and all this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse—except
- the one box that held Cumberland and his friends—were greeting the
- brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably
- contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant
- authors had witnessed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens have
- imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous figure of
- Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with a hand
- behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and as phrase
- after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and vivified with
- numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, he seems to
- shake the theatre with his laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge
- of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two notable
- figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather
- frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little
- Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the most
- notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare
- occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with
- laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which
- she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General
- Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and
- Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having
- lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom
- every one is so highly honouring at the moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,” as one
- witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of
- having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth the
- resentment of the pit.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few
- years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man” at “the other
- house,” sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented
- “Ossian.” He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him
- an impostor.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her
- younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has
- for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from the
- pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact that
- Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his eyes
- fixed upon her—earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his <i>fiancée</i>
- are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important box in the house
- Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may be gratified by
- beholding her. It does not so much matter about her husband, who once
- thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a concern whose
- operations represented the potentialities of wealth beyond the dreams of
- avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the Gunnings when she
- first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever recorded to the
- eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, mindful of that trick
- which the cleverness of her mother turned to so good account, does not
- condescend to notice from her box, where she sits with Lady Betty
- Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though she is acquainted
- with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising between the acts.
- </p>
- <p>
- What a play! What spectators!
- </p>
- <p>
- We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought to
- those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with delight
- at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the little man
- with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality upon
- their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his
- biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed
- down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own!
- </p>
- <p>
- And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands
- nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in St.
- James's Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching for
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't speak, man, for God's sake,” cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but
- that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that
- the comedy is ended—that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in
- the middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is
- ended.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not I,” said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man,
- what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at the
- coffee house?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I don't know what you speak of,” said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to
- hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play—don't fear
- to tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly
- twenty years; I am not easily dismayed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear friend,” said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to the
- playhouse unless you are in my company—I promised so much to Dr.
- Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving
- yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art,
- sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What do you mean by that?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise on
- the stage that you, and you only, can decide—are you willing to
- allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, who
- is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true
- prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great man,
- too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I am
- convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It shall not—it shall not!” cried Goldsmith after a short pause.
- “I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I have
- something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in this battle
- have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my friend—I'll
- go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to avert disaster.”
- </p>
- <p>
- They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was
- obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to
- Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of the
- play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence to
- insist on a scene being omitted—or, perhaps, a whole act; and
- nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his head
- out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the playhouse—that
- his worst fears were realized.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nonsense!” cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other window.
- “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental to any
- performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on their
- boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy has yet
- to be damned.”
- </p>
- <p>
- When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage door,
- looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as if to
- see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the back of
- the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, in the
- part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had driven her
- forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was within twenty
- yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights were far too strong;
- unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have failed to recognise
- the familiar features of the scene. The next moment there came a hiss—a
- solitary hiss from the boxes.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What's that, Mr. Colman?” whispered the excited author.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! sir,” said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib
- when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That's a lie,” said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as
- Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was
- assured from the first.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend
- while I live!” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a lie, and
- surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever uttered. Goldsmith was
- soon made aware of this. The laughter that followed Tony Lumpkin's
- pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle was a highwayman was not the
- laugh of playgoers who have endured four acts of a dull play; it was the
- laugh of people who have been in a good humour for over two hours, and
- Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from their laughter that the people in
- every part of the house were following the comedy with extraordinary
- interest. Every point in the dialogue was effective—the exquisite
- complications, the broad fun, the innumerable touches of nature, all were
- appreciated by an audience whose expression of gratification fell little
- short of rapture.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not return
- to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue was spoken
- by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night.
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of speaking
- to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, and from
- them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the first scene
- to the one which was being represented, the performance had been a
- succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every member of
- the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and scenery
- familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary success of
- the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the offensive terms of
- the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the audience, several of
- the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and cheering for some time—so
- much Goldsmith learned little by little at intervals from the actors.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my
- word; he has treated me cruelly—more cruelly than he has any idea
- of,” said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do
- anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes much
- to you, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Faith then, sir,” cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit
- will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr.
- Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so he had.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue,
- Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs.
- Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, and
- affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through half-closed
- eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith,” she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, “I
- hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were
- foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray of you
- not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at having
- resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished
- sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I might
- have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?” said he. “Nay, I have a
- part in my mind for you already—that is, if you will be good enough
- to accept it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!” cried the actress, offering him both
- her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr.
- Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0173.jpg" alt="0173 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0173.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company and
- the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of
- congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter
- had filled the theatre.
- </p>
- <p>
- “We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr.
- Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,” said he. “You
- dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent,
- indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. On
- the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding modesty
- good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make you a
- coxcomb.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, I hope not, sir,” said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,” cried
- Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are than
- your betters—I see it on your face, you rascal.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And he has a right to think so,” said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr. Goldsmith,
- speak up, say something insulting to your betters.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Certainly, madam,” said Goldsmith. “Where are they?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well said!” cried Edmund Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir,” said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. We
- expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back
- garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.”
- </p>
- <p>
- His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake on
- the walls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. She
- knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she was
- not mistaken.
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit and
- gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in the
- green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived the
- moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly imagined was
- an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the points in his
- comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian into Reynolds's
- ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the background with the
- Bunburys.
- </p>
- <p>
- So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in uniform
- had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind Mr.
- Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, saying
- a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, though it
- was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the girl, and
- perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes were turned
- upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out her
- inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the
- people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing was
- paying no attention to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought it
- advisable to bring her prattle to a close.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried. “We have given you our ears for more
- than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, you
- were remarking that——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be compared
- to a boy who has robbed an orchard,” said the lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- “True—very true, madam,” said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp
- involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling
- beside her. She was not smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, 'tis true; but why?” cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice
- did not appeal to Goldsmith only.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, yes; that's just it—why?” said he. Mary Horneck had turned away
- from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and Henry
- Bunbury were standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why?” said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become
- suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because his
- booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in his
- pockets what he is not entitled to.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly
- did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the
- successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his
- attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had
- gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even
- more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?” said Mr. Thrale.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir!” cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed
- some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What did I say, Goldy?” cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the
- presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one
- of them I accepted some days ago,” said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale
- hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as
- conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He
- laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of the
- Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is
- involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious to
- explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this form
- of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that refers
- to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote
- Garrick's lines in proof—proof positive, mind—that he “talked
- like poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned
- solely because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel
- couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him
- thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The
- expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had
- given utterance to some delightful witticism—which the recording
- demons around him delighted to turn against himself—was the
- expression which makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The
- man who “talked like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done
- anything in literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by
- Bishop Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase
- and a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the
- fastidious Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put
- himself to great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that the
- man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. Abington,
- had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying to supper had
- left the room he remained for a few moments to make his adieux to the
- players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing as
- he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he suddenly
- returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if I wasn't
- going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman in uniform
- who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have met him
- somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the Lord
- only knows what he is captain of.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis
- as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by professing
- to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.”
- </p>
- <p>
- When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly
- affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the occasion,
- she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in their coach—her
- mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had
- produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having
- eaten no dinner—Johnson and his friends had been by no means
- reticent on the subject of the dinner—he was without an appetite for
- the delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was
- in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and
- endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained
- almost speechless the whole evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah,” said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been quite
- obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with us at
- Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a little
- comedy may become a great tragedy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his
- play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and
- Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as he
- could without being rude.
- </p>
- <p>
- He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick Court.
- But it was almost daylight before he went to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- All his life he had been looking forward to this night—the night
- that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him an
- incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his period.
- And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with destiny was
- within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever felt in his
- garret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hat did it all
- mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not
- refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,” which had placed
- him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to the
- strange incident which had occurred in the green room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had been
- speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of
- reputation—he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of
- reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green
- room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his
- glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the eyes of
- such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. Woffington,
- showed that he was a person of no position in society. This conclusion to
- which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no persons of any
- distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the playhouse had
- shown that they were acquainted with him—no one person save only
- Mary Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and Mrs.
- Bulk-ley.
- </p>
- <p>
- This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have been
- incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had invariably
- shunned in society those persons—women as well as men—who had
- shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested the man—he
- was popular enough at that period—who had allowed innuendoes to do
- duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman—she is popular
- enough now—who had laughed at and made light of the innuendoes,
- bordering upon impropriety, of such a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least
- fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt.
- The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands with
- the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for her own
- ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary Horneck
- stood in a very different position from that occupied by the Duchess.
- While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the lead of any
- leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from the actresses.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one of
- these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor—a man
- who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family.
- </p>
- <p>
- What could this curious incident mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon
- the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which
- had arrived—not a post had been missed—from persons who
- professed the most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to
- borrow from him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom
- he had rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had,
- consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would continue
- his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so marked a
- way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their letters lay
- unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he sent his
- guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That was how he
- contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had earned since
- leaving his garret.)
- </p>
- <p>
- His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he
- left his chambers.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what
- no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed to
- notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain Jackson—he
- would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared to him more
- than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to another girl all
- that he had noticed, he would have said that such a matter required no
- explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young girls with men of the
- stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, however, the matter was
- not so easily explained. The shrug and the raising of the eyebrows were
- singularly inappropriate to any consideration of an incident in which she
- was concerned.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the
- success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several of
- the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on terms of
- the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a cordiality,
- the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. Among them was
- one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had early found a friend
- in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this early friendship of his.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant
- word, and whose wife was his laundress—not wholly above suspicion as
- regards her honesty—stammered his congratulations, and received the
- crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he had
- always suspected—that there was a great deal of friendliness in the
- world for men who have become successful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling
- that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before
- another hour would pass.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was
- alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some
- time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of such
- intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to inquire if
- Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to ear as he
- admitted the visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,” he said,
- his grin expanding genially.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?” said Goldsmith.
- “You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the table—and
- Mr. Marlow's man, sir—as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what more
- you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says he quite
- cool-like and satisfied—and it's the gentleman's own private house,
- after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh till he
- thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then sent us
- off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some fools about us
- said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. Northcote—Sir
- Joshua's young man, sir—he up and says that nature isn't always
- genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth—I beg
- your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself
- couldn't ha' done worse than me—talking so familiar-like, instead of
- showing you up.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir,” said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing
- his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons,
- George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; and,
- to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for my
- benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,” whispered the man, for he had led the
- way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If I
- told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory
- without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls this
- year, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice
- that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to
- smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely
- ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were
- sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them that
- touched him deeply.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do
- honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,” she said,
- giving him her hand. “But it was impossible—oh, quite impossible,
- for me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering
- how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear friend.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,” said he. “I was looking forward to
- that night also—I don't know for how many years—all my life,
- it seems to me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Never mind!” she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never mind!
- your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you now;
- every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,” said
- Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a
- single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was
- miserable.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I know it,” she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and
- knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What is the matter, Mary?” he asked her after a pause. “Once before I
- begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be
- able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man of
- many resources.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot tell you,” she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There are
- some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree that a
- woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with another—either
- with a sister or with a brother—even so good a friend as Oliver
- Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,” said he.
- “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its origin
- to me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, I see everything but too plainly,” she cried, throwing herself down
- on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my
- misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises.
- Oh, I have said too much,” she cried piteously. She had sprung to her feet
- and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget what I
- have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; oh, pray
- go away—go away and leave me alone with my sorrow—it is my own—no
- one has a right to it but myself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a
- little flash from her eyes as she spoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,” said he. “You shall tell
- me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room last
- night has to do with your sorrow.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a curious
- look of cunning in her eyes—a look that made him shudder, so foreign
- was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A man? Did I speak to a man?” she said slowly, affecting an endeavour to
- recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I suppose I
- spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded it was! And
- it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked in their paint!—almost
- as terrible as a lady of quality!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Poor child!” said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide
- everything from me you have told me all—all except—listen to
- me, Mary. Nothing that I can hear—nothing that you can tell me—will
- cause me to think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to
- make me aware that that man—Captain Jackson, he calls himself——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How did you find out his name?” she said in a whisper. “I did not tell
- you his name even at the Pantheon.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me
- why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well
- as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see
- rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How has he got you in his power—that is what you are going to tell
- me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not know
- me, or you would not ask me to tell you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What would you have me think, child?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Think the worst—the worst that your kind heart can think—only
- leave me—leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I
- may soon die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything ill
- of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have written so
- much as I have written about men and women without being able to know when
- a woman is altogether good—a man altogether bad? I know you, my
- dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? Think of the
- friends you have.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but if
- they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with
- loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool,
- fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch who
- stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being thrust
- out behind to push her over.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own
- thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind you,
- there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from slipping.
- There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, or else those
- who hold them out to you will go over the brink with you. Ah, my dear,
- dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In another year—perhaps
- in another month—you will wonder how you could ever have taken so
- gloomy a view of the present hour.”
- </p>
- <p>
- A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained there,
- however. Then she shook her head, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! Alas!”
- </p>
- <p>
- She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his own,
- laying his other caressingly on her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,” said he. “You fill
- with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that it
- would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my dying
- could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What I do say
- is that I should like to live for you—to live to see happiness once
- again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing—you will not
- give me a chance of helping you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She shook her head sadly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I dare not—I dare not,” she said. “I dare not run the chance of
- forfeiting your regard forever.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good-bye,” he said after a pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand
- and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mary,” he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only
- beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again—that
- you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the
- company of such a man—talking to him as I saw you last night—what
- would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible
- construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my
- dear?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! alas!” she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise. You
- will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my own free
- will?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over
- you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that
- power over me—he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot
- speak to you more! Leave me—leave me! I have been a fool and I must
- pay the penalty of my folly.” Before he could make a reply, the door was
- opened and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more
- sedately and with a word of remonstrance.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nonsense, dear Mamma,” cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some one
- who will raise her spirits—Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I am
- sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? Nay,
- you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain that you
- would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but I protest it would
- seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your attention. He doesn't look
- particularly like our agreeable Rattle at the present moment, does he,
- Mamma? And it was the same at supper last night. It might have been
- fancied that he was celebrating a great failure instead of a huge
- success.”
- </p>
- <p>
- For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating
- the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the author
- some account of what the friends whom she had met that day said of the
- piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a perpetually
- sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her gaiety was out of
- tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the first breathing
- space that the girl permitted him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0016" id="link2HCH0016"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e felt that the
- result of his interview with Mary was to render more mysterious than ever
- the question which he had hoped to solve.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he
- had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd enough
- to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed account
- of his interview with the girl—a detailed account of his observation
- of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the Pantheon, then
- in the green room of Covent Garden—would have no trouble whatever in
- accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could see the shrugs
- of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed to be vastly
- grieved.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all womankind
- together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one woman to be
- swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind generally.
- </p>
- <p>
- But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe that
- she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think anything
- evil regarding her.
- </p>
- <p>
- “She is not as others,” was the phrase that was in his mind—the
- thought that was in his heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance that
- when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not as other
- women are.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that when
- a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from other
- women, he loves that woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out the
- heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that had
- occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in the same
- apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that the killing
- of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question which was
- puzzling him.
- </p>
- <p>
- After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he went
- to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of the
- author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.” Baretti was a well known
- personage in the best literary society in London, having consolidated his
- reputation by the publication of his English and Italian dictionary. He
- had been Johnson's friend since his first exile from Italy, and it was
- through his influence Baretti, on the formation of the Royal Academy, had
- been appointed Secretary for Foreign Correspondence. To Johnson also he
- owed the more remunerative appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'.
- He had frequently dined with Goldsmith at his chambers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the
- author of the play upon his success.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it creates
- in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,” said the Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word
- with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I
- should be.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What,” cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who had
- certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you mean to
- fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be your
- weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen you
- should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty certain
- of victory.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, yes; but there are cases—well, one never knows what may happen,
- and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can do a
- little sword play—enough to enable me to face a moderately good
- antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted
- in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How did you retort?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised as
- gentlemen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Bacchus! An effective retort! And then——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after
- making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout of
- swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any
- compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of
- any first-rate master of the art in London?”
- </p>
- <p>
- The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you into
- a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Better make it five years.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Five years?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I
- express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be made
- a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell you
- that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front place among
- swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so short-sighted I
- could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I shall never kill a
- man.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have made up my mind to have some lessons,” said Goldsmith, “and I know
- there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha!” said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there
- are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian
- teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If
- you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with
- such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser
- fiber than yourself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men—nay,
- even an Irishman—to show himself adroit with a sword,” said
- Goldsmith; “and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services
- towards this end.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no further
- than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular wish to place
- myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,” said he. “I fancy I can
- see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a fencing master.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shall keep it a secret,” laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you run
- your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the court
- as a witness as to your pacific character.”
- </p>
- <p>
- (When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called as
- a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with the
- murder of a man.)
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had taken
- at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own nature so
- imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel with Captain
- Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him through a vital
- part.
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers
- containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon Colman
- for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic of the
- town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and so
- strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial,
- express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He
- posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good
- care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement with
- whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with
- scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from
- the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the
- lampooners to refrain from molesting him further.
- </p>
- <p>
- If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have
- enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many months
- of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his triumph in
- another direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern
- several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with him
- were Whitefoord and Richard Burke.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all clearly
- ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was unaware; and
- when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had received, the
- uneasiness of his friends became more apparent.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what
- was the reason of their treating him so coldly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You were talking about me just before I entered,” said he: “I always know
- on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, may I
- ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to me in
- your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I hold to
- be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all that you can
- tell—as simply as you can—without prejudice to your own
- reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most
- fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in
- which he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “You may trust—whatever may be spoken, or written, about you,
- Goldsmith—we are your unalterable friends.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha, sir!” cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not all
- my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to
- overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have
- bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Goldsmith,” said Steevens, “we received a copy of the <i>London Packet</i>
- half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous
- attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may
- assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to
- is none other than myself,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,” said Steevens. “It is
- the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,” said Goldsmith. “You
- know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once I
- made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation
- caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that it
- is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where is
- the <i>Packet?</i>”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,” said Cradock. “Take
- my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise nature of
- that scoundrel's slanders.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to sting
- me,” replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the <i>Packet</i>, and
- you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr.
- Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a
- detraction.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the
- garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,” said Steevens.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, sirs, I insist,” cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?”
- he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time
- here when I can read the <i>Packet</i> in the bar.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hold, sir,” said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you
- would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched forth
- to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the paper and
- here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English writers—the
- truest of English poets—the best of Englishmen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick flings
- himself upon me?”
- </p>
- <p>
- He took the <i>Packet</i>. It opened automatically, where an imaginary
- letter to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,” appeared.
- </p>
- <p>
- He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had
- nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank
- from it—he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing—but
- suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had
- crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then
- flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the room
- with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword and
- placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a word to
- any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane only.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0017" id="link2HCH0017"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>enrick's article
- in the <i>London Packet</i> remains to this day as the vilest example of
- scurrility published under the form of criticism. All the venom that can
- be engendered by envy and malice appears in every line of it. It contains
- no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains no clever phrase. It is
- the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the demon of jealousy. The note
- of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, strident and strenuous. It exists
- as the worst outcome of the period when every garret scribbler emulated
- “Junius,” both as regards style and method, but only succeeded in
- producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead of the thunder of the unknown
- master of vituperation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; but
- when he came to that vile passage—“For hours the <i>great</i>
- Goldsmith will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a
- pier-glass. Was but the lovely H———k as much enamoured,
- you would not sigh, my gentle swain”—his hands tore the paper in
- fury.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did not
- know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him aware of
- the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He did not mind
- any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have the name that he
- most cherished of all names associated with his in an insult that seemed
- to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was more than he could
- bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind him and had struck
- from thence the one who had been kindest to him of all the people in the
- world.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read.
- There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him and
- the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck in the
- face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to whom he had
- been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would undoubtedly
- feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself was to blame
- for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt that if the
- attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have escaped. Yes,
- that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over him to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself
- upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his sword
- he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been
- assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink from
- running him through the body with his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take
- counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew that
- he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a corner; he
- felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was made up as to
- what he should do, and all that he now feared was that some circumstance
- might prevent his realising his intention.
- </p>
- <p>
- He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, the
- publisher of the <i>London Packet</i>. He arrived almost breathless at the
- place—it was in Little Queen street—and entered the shop
- demanding to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises.
- Evans, the publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and
- hearing a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop.
- Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was in
- the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon me
- which appeared in the <i>Packet</i> of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!” said
- the visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- The shopkeeper smiled.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Does anything appear about you in the <i>Packet</i>, sir?” he said,
- over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!” cried Goldsmith,
- stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of this
- gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote it
- struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with his
- cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his
- opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a small
- wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, and
- had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and all the
- noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his paymaster. It
- was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back from the cane
- of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a missile to fling
- at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a table and hurled
- it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it struck Evans on the
- chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over him. This Kenrick
- perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small shop chairs and
- rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; but, before he could
- carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop from the street, and,
- flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught Goldsmith, who had risen,
- by the shoulder and hurried him into a hackney-coach, which drove away.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the
- room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became uneasy
- regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving the tavern,
- had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent the assault which
- he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the person of Kenrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of the
- occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his conduct. A
- lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when delivered in a
- broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain Higgins's counsel
- of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have abstained
- from doing,” cried the still breathless man. “I did what my manhood
- prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done yourself, my
- friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans—it was that reptile
- Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to shelter him,
- what was left to me, I ask you, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You were a fool, Oliver,” said his countryman; “you made a great mistake.
- Can't you see that you should never go about such things single-handed?
- You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who would not
- hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why the devil,
- sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when you left the
- tavern?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,” replied Goldsmith.
- “And, besides,” he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with me
- to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. I have
- taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. Kenrick
- won't attack me again so long as I am alive.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that
- Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of
- which he was a master.
- </p>
- <p>
- When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at
- Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John
- Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very
- like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew
- that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies a
- lesson.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly
- insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had
- been less gracious to him—if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for
- example, had been accustomed to treat him—regarding him and his
- defects merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have
- escaped all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause
- of her being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the
- forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to
- think about.
- </p>
- <p>
- The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that he
- had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several
- years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of
- despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks
- that could not be surmounted.
- </p>
- <p>
- He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her forgiveness
- for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be responsible. He
- could not, he added, expect that in the future it would be allowed to him
- to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and her family as had
- been permitted to him in the past.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl
- when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow
- which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only had
- seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent Garden,
- and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had originated with
- that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if he was justified
- in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not asked him to be her
- champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it was a very poor champion
- that he would have made; but still he knew more of her grief than any one
- else, and he believed he might be able to help her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He tore up the letter which he had written to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will not leave her,” he cried. “Whatever may happen—whatever
- blame people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave
- her until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother had no
- reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and Kenrick.
- But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation passed away.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ha, my little hero!” Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the
- threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what are
- things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the
- booksellers?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have heard of it?” said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but
- you cannot have heard of the reason for it!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, there is something behind the <i>London Packet</i>, after all?”
- cried Captain Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Something behind it—something behind that slander—the mention
- of your sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists between
- my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as this—a
- strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as you are
- concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which he was
- holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the words
- never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of his own,
- and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped it, and
- burying his face in his hands he burst into tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally
- affected.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, come, old friend,” he said at last, placing his hand affectionately
- on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do. There is nothing
- to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little aware of your own
- position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck family regard your
- friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good heavens, Dr. Goldsmith,
- don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid for immortality through
- our names being associated with yours? Who in a hundred years—in
- fifty years—would know anything of the Horneck family if it were not
- for their association with you? The name of Oliver Goldsmith will live so
- long as there is life in English letters, and when your name is spoken the
- name of your friends the Hornecks will not be forgotten.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his
- chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XVIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he next day the
- news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by Goldsmith in respect of
- the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the literary circle of which
- Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling was one of regret that
- Kenrick had not received the beating instead of Evans. Of course, Johnson,
- who had threatened two writers with an oak stick, shook his head—and
- his body as well—in grave disapproval of Goldsmith's use of his
- cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes were of the opinion that a
- cane had never been more appropriately used.
- </p>
- <p>
- What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands of
- pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly
- afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre,
- which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under
- Colman's management.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who
- had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl of
- indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period—some
- in the pay of the government others of the opposition—solely by
- stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person of
- the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in the form
- of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded Junius.
- </p>
- <p>
- The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the
- public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest in
- the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling audience.
- When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the <i>Daily Advertiser</i>—surely
- the manliest manifesto ever printed—the howls became attenuated, and
- shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, even by Dr. Johnson—and
- so emphatically, too, that his biographer could not avoid recording his
- judgment—that Goldsmith had increased his reputation by the
- incident.
- </p>
- <p>
- (Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account of
- this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and
- received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.)
- </p>
- <p>
- For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including
- Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now
- search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed
- him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel when
- he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster.
- </p>
- <p>
- But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends
- of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon,
- found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not
- responded to quite so heartily by his visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, after he had made some of those grotesque
- movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably accompanied—“Dr.
- Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,” said
- Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling
- that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to
- come rather sooner.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you
- to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,” said Johnson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, sir,” said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could say
- nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a fool—at
- many times—in many ways.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir,
- and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of
- my suspicion.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he do
- after having seen me?” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain
- to me to find, as I did in this room—on that desk—such
- evidence of your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What do you mean, sir? My folly—evidence—on that desk? Ah, I
- know now what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I
- suppose for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas,
- sir, who could resist Filby's flatteries?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read any
- manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably been
- advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect for your
- criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you suggested?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while
- waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,”
- said Johnson sternly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith glanced at his desk.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I forget now what work was last under my hand,” said he; “but whatever it
- was, sir——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have it here, sir,” said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time
- noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson
- laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived that it
- consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the Jessamy
- Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had them before
- him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would be the result
- of sending them to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his
- friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the
- matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, those verses, sir,” he stammered; “they are poor things. You will, I
- fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they resemble
- my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my man, but
- Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the cost of
- repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man of
- determination with his own future—with his own happiness and the
- happiness of others.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I protest, sir, I scarcely understand——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the
- character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own
- heart speaks.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that may
- come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your heart
- throbs in every line.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise the
- feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more happy than
- I fancied.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, I protest that I—that is—no, I shall protest nothing.
- You have spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I
- wrote those verses out of my own heart—God knows if they are the
- first that came from my heart—I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed
- to own it?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I
- did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been the
- sweetest—the only consolation of a life that has known but few
- consolations.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable
- as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr.
- Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her
- family have extended to you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson.
- What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better
- remain unspoken by either of us—what if I do love her? Where is the
- indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? Does
- one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself—yes,
- and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to know—and,
- indeed, I think she must—that she has been the cause, even though
- the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she will not be
- free from unhappiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens all
- my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, if I know your character—and I believe I have known it
- for some years—you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my
- dear friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but
- a battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not
- come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put
- it to flight before it prove your ruin.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there is of
- beauty—everything there is of sweetness—in the life of man—you
- call it our enemy?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I call it <i>your</i> enemy, Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from other
- men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for evermore
- from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he has proved to the
- world that he is most capable of all mankind of appreciating tenderness
- and grace? What trick of nature is this? What paradox for men to vex their
- souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from men, evermore looking on
- happiness through another man's eyes? If you answer 'yes,' then I say that
- men who are not poets should go down on their knees and thank Heaven that
- they are not poets. Happy it is for mankind that Heaven has laid on few
- men the curse of being poets. For myself, I feel that I would rather be a
- man for an hour than a poet for all time.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us look
- at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate enough
- to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be brought to
- think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish enough to regard
- their kindness to you—their acceptance of you as a friend—as
- encouragement in your mad aspirations.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak
- only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir,
- not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you as
- a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to her?
- Answer me that question, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his
- hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,” resumed Johnson. “I
- will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would
- only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but I
- ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on your
- side as ridiculous—nay, worse—a gross affront.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor
- resumed his discourse.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you
- desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, and of
- forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your infatuation?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith started up.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,” he cried almost
- piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not
- hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that
- the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses
- which I wrote—I could not help writing them—but she does not
- know that they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it
- from me. My history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover—a
- blank—a blank.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My poor friend,” said Johnson after a pause—he had laid his hand
- upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the
- table—“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups
- which are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I
- have drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of
- others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means to have
- double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself before now
- worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have faced life,
- by your independence of the patronage of the great. You dedicated 'The
- Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. You did not
- hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to offer you money
- for the prostitution of the talents which God has given you. Dr.
- Goldsmith, you have my respect—you have the respect of every good
- man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your detractors
- who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would give them an
- opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will not do
- anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and show all
- those who are your friends that their friendship for you is well founded.
- I am assured that I can trust you, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XIX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen his visitor
- had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and gave way to the bitter
- reflections of the hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words
- which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception—to his
- hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion might
- be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of vain dreams
- that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his straightforwardness
- there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that made any appeal from
- his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in the utterances of his
- phrases when forcing his contentions upon any audience; but Goldsmith knew
- that he only spoke strongly because he felt strongly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson had
- said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake the
- sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would
- content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married
- Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town
- house—a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting
- his father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord
- Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were to
- present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck?
- </p>
- <p>
- It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his hearing
- to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. The tragedy
- of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their prospects in
- the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he felt, the most
- cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who make music of the
- passions of men—who have surrounded the passion of love with a
- glorifying halo—should be doomed to spend their lives looking on at
- the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of the music which
- the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy of life, and Goldsmith
- had often found himself face to face with it, feeling himself to be one of
- those with whom destiny is only on jesting terms.
- </p>
- <p>
- Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than
- Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew
- that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only of
- all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his cause,
- he would be regarded—and rightly, too—as both presumptuous and
- ridiculous.
- </p>
- <p>
- He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of
- letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking to
- themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to look
- forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a
- contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the
- poet for the loss of home—the grateful companionship of a wife—the
- babble of children—all that his fellow-men associated with the
- gladness and glory of life?
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was
- surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching
- such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation—he had
- sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness of
- having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of
- envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these
- sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval of
- his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He had
- sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his ills
- during the past few years had departed from him. He would never see Mary
- Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the burden of
- his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide by it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his
- resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the
- one consolation of his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt down
- and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the manuscript
- into it between the bars when the light that it made fell upon one of the
- lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he had read the
- remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a sigh, he hastily
- thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little blaze had fallen
- again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could raise it by a breath or
- two, his servant entered the room. He started to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A letter for you, sir,” said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Fetch a candle, John,” said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too dark
- for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on the
- seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines that
- the letter contained—
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear
- only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if not,
- then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers.
- He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never
- to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought
- that he was about to stand face to face with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the
- small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production
- of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Only a few wax candles were lighted in the
- cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the
- walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast
- between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and her
- sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put her
- hand into his as he was shown in by the servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I knew you would come,” she said. “I knew that I could trust you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You may trust me, indeed,” he said. He held her hand in his own, looking
- into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come when you
- would tell me all that there is to be told,” he continued. “Whether I can
- help you or not, you will find yourself better for having told me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There
- was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, and,
- after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the mantelpiece,
- leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into the smouldering
- fire in the grate.
- </p>
- <p>
- He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What am I to tell you—what am I to tell you?” she cried at last,
- resuming her pacing of the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. She
- went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking with
- vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the sconces.
- Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a great effort
- she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil when she spoke,
- seating herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of that
- man,” she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him call me to
- his side in the green room at the playhouse?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I saw you in the act of speaking to him there—he calls himself
- Jackson—Captain Jackson,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You saved me from him once!” she cried. “You saved me from becoming his—body
- and soul.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No,” he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable
- me to do so.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I tell you if it had not been for you—for the book which you wrote,
- I should be to-day a miserable castaway.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked puzzled.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot quite understand,” said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar of
- Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were
- complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which I had
- presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of reading
- it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was that which saved me,” she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They
- are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest
- child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of men—some
- men—so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge of
- womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told all
- that we should guard against?”
- </p>
- <p>
- She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing.
- </p>
- <p>
- He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet
- Jessamy Bride.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then you will err,” she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank
- God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me
- from all—to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When
- I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the
- village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had
- received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and feted
- in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love with him, and I—innocent
- fool that I was—considered myself the most favoured creature in the
- world because he made love to me. Any day we failed to meet I wrote him a
- letter—a foolish letter such as a school miss might write—full
- of protestations of undying affection. I sometimes wrote two of these
- letters in the day. More than a month passed in this foolishness, and then
- it came to my uncle's ears that we had meetings. He forbade my continuing
- to see a man of whom no one knew anything definite, but about whom he was
- having strict inquiries made. I wrote to the man to this effect, and I
- received a reply persuading me to have one more meeting with him. I was so
- infatuated that I met him secretly, and then in impassioned strains he
- implored me to make a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When
- he had been fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies
- had been active, and he feared that their malice would come between us,
- and he should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I
- consented to leave my uncle's house by his side.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “But you cannot have done so.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You saved me,” she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's
- mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him I
- came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With the
- suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The scales
- fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to Damascus,
- only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited me. I knew
- that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a single hour—thanks
- to the genius that wrote that book—my love for that man, or what I
- fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet him. I returned
- to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote to me reproaching me
- for disappointing him; and the very next day my uncle's suspicions
- regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted in proof positive of
- the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself Captain Jackson, He had
- left the army in America with a stain on his character, and it was known
- that since his return to England at least two young women had been led
- into the trap which he laid for me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Thank God you were saved, my child,” said Goldsmith, as she paused,
- overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further
- reason to fear that man.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That was my belief, too,” said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So soon
- as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in his true
- colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I had been foolish
- enough to write to him, to my friends—he was even scoundrel enough
- to point out that I had in my innocence written certain passages which
- were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of guilt—nay, his
- letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had been guilty, so
- that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. What was left for
- me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to me those letters. I
- asked him how he could think it consistent with his honour to retain them
- and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. Alas! he soon gave me to
- understand that I had but placed myself more deeply in his power.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The scoundrel!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had
- meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing that I
- had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France together!
- But then—ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me—I
- cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell
- rings I am in trepidation.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this
- account?” cried Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?” she asked. “What did he
- say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me a
- fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my
- letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who had
- written them.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And his terms?” asked Goldsmith in a whisper.
- </p>
- <p>
- “His terms? I cannot tell you—I cannot tell you. The very thought
- that I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have
- such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!” cried Goldsmith, “for I
- shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No—no!” she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine
- must suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother
- for fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his
- plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters
- would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared
- that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from
- being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I
- determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope—the
- forlorn hope—that you might be able to help me. Tell me—tell
- me, my dear friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that
- of which poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Guilt? Who talks of guilt?” said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I knew
- that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought of you
- except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted foolishly;
- you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your own pure
- heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any monster. Dear
- child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against this stroke of
- fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of escape for you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to myself a
- score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what direction
- lies my hope of escape?”
- </p>
- <p>
- He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to
- invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it is
- the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one can in
- a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real life, my
- dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts of fiction.
- But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by halves. He
- will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from you and then
- permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity as that which
- you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as Heaven directed my
- pen to write that book in order that you might be saved from the fate of
- my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you out of your present
- difficulty.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You give me hope,” she said. “Yes—a little hope. But you must
- promise me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I
- know how brave you are—my brother told me what prompt action you
- took yesterday when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish
- to place yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only
- cause it to spring.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I feel now that I was foolish,” said he humbly; “I ran the chance of
- forfeiting your friendship.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,” she said. “But in this matter of mine
- I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save me, if
- I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man on the
- night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what my
- feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that if you
- had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his
- arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have spoken truly,” said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been.
- But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing that
- shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be saved,
- whatever may happen.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,” he repeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If not——” said she in a low tone, looking beyond him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “No—no,” he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give
- me yours. You will do nothing impious.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave a wan smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am a girl,” she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will
- trust you, with all my heart—all my heart.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shall not fail you—Heaven shall not fail you,” said he, going to
- the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her
- white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the
- more pallid!
- </p>
- <p>
- He bowed at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e went for supper
- to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none of his friends. He had
- no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as the latter turned Boswell
- into ridicule to make sport for the company. He knew that Garrick would be
- at the club in Gerrard street, to which he had been elected only a few
- days before the production of “She Stoops to Conquer,” and it was not at
- all unlikely that on this account the club would be a good deal livelier
- than it usually was even when Richard Burke was wittiest.
- </p>
- <p>
- While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of
- the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce
- assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in
- attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss
- Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the
- town were talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He
- smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which
- the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty of
- the press as that of which—according to the writer—the
- ingenious Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across
- the room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the
- worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared
- with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew perfectly well—had he not good reason to know?—that
- the man who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross
- nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most
- notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals;
- and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the fact
- that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more eagerly
- read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. That was one
- of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of Junius: the
- appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, and there was no
- lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all that the public
- demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius one of the conditions
- of their acceptance of such compositions—all they required was that
- the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy.
- </p>
- <p>
- No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that
- Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money that
- he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called himself
- Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there would be no
- difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people were always much
- more ready to believe evil than good regarding any one—especially a
- young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been breathed—the
- result of the publication of the letters would mean practically ruin to
- the girl who had been innocent enough to write them.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled
- at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in
- regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum
- the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in such
- matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, that
- because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was not
- sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the
- possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should find
- it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and he believed,
- with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was situated would be
- to forfeit their respect forever.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and he
- felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often
- in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon—how often his
- friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly
- not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some occasions
- he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also remembered how, when
- he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned out that he had never
- been more clearly imposed upon.
- </p>
- <p>
- He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system.
- </p>
- <p>
- He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question
- (which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of
- shrewdness).
- </p>
- <p>
- How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required it,
- cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly wisdom?
- By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he
- reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the
- waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings
- short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could
- not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly felt
- no vexation at being made so easy a victim of—he was accustomed to
- that position.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between the
- bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred at the
- end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, coals, all
- thoughts of guile—all his prospects of shrewdness were cast aside.
- He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, he had no
- right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his property. They
- either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary Horneck, as—as
- what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he had promised
- Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of that which he
- had admitted to be foolishness.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping,
- dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without
- reproach put those verses into the girl's hand—when, learning the
- truth, she would understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that time did come.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to get
- possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his
- attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes
- for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully aware
- that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of a criminal
- prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the discovery of all
- that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it
- would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular
- affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to
- defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with.
- </p>
- <p>
- That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the woman
- to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was accustomed
- to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should have
- considerable difficulty in finding her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the
- question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he
- knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to do
- so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and he
- liked her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him—if he made
- it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her
- while.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became impatient
- at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington until the
- evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced a visitor—one
- with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as Colonel Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He
- recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at the
- Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit to Brick
- Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted Colonel Gwyn
- as if he considered it to be one of the most natural occurrences in the
- world for him to appear at that particular moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith,” said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you have no
- doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of calling
- upon you without first communicating with you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not at all, sir,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to
- me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject
- have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose
- generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.”
- </p>
- <p>
- And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had
- so successfully caricatured.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The fact
- is, sir, that I—I—i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you
- how it is I appear before you in this fashion.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You are
- a friend of my best friend—Sir Joshua Reynolds.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr.
- Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem of—of—well,
- of all the members of the Horneck family.”
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way his
- visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what reply
- to make to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I perceive that you are surprised, sir.” said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, no—not at all—that is—no, not greatly surprised—only—well,
- sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like
- yourself, a soldier,” stammered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past week
- or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Gwyn; “but upon no occasion
- have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me she was by
- no means well.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And they told you the truth, sir,” said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that
- they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must
- confess a headache was not specified.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. But
- why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel Gwyn?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking a
- liberty,” he said somewhat awkwardly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?” asked Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see—sir, you are, I know, a favoured
- friend of the lady's—I perceived long ago—nay, it is well
- known that she regards you with great affection as a—no, not as a
- father—no, as—as an elder brother, that is it—yes, as an
- elder brother; and therefore I thought that I would venture to intrude
- upon you to-day. Sir, to be quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but
- I hesitate—as I am sure you could understand that any man must—before
- declaring myself to her. Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you
- might not conceive it to be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to
- ask you if you knew of the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope
- you will be frank with me, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel Gwyn was
- a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat upright on
- his chair—a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some people, but
- that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat inclined to be
- pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that they were the
- manners of a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary
- Horneck away from him? he asked himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last he
- gave a little start.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You should not have come to me, sir,” he said slowly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,” said Gwyn.
- </p>
- <p>
- “On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your
- confidence. But—ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a
- lady would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I thought it possible that she—Miss Horneck—might have let
- you know. You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so
- she might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair.
- Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of—well, a sort of
- vested interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate them for
- the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become accustomed. I
- have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the children of their
- happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if they were their own
- offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, that poets become
- sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, which is quite apart
- from the world of letters.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no
- difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the exact
- appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted as
- much.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,” he said. “But for that
- matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite
- plain to you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, yes,” said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that
- you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to
- subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the
- lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your
- chances of success.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How admirably you put the matter!” said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did not
- apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot tell,” said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that she
- loved any man.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then I have still a chance?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments to
- their fathers—no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to
- consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to
- advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself if
- you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to become
- attached. Add to the effect of your personality—which I think is
- great, sir—the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you
- have won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether
- your suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is
- some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss
- Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations
- that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the man
- exist who would be worthy of her love?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love
- some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It
- is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest
- consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. Goldsmith—not
- as men go—there is in my lifetime nothing that I have cause to be
- ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, her purity, her
- tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own presumption in aspiring
- to win her. You think me presumptuous in this matter, I am convinced,
- sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do—I do. I know Mary Horneck.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with me
- in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me to
- thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me away
- without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that I have
- your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my
- happiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Colonel Gwyn, my wishes—my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck
- may be happy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>ever for a moment
- had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men who were understood to be
- admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made humourous verses on some of
- them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic illustrations, and Mary and her
- sister had had their laugh. He could not even now feel jealous of Colonel
- Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more eligible suitor than the majority
- whom he had met from time to time at the Hornecks' house. He knew that
- since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the girl had no thoughts to give to love
- and suitors. If Gwyn were to go to her immediately and offer himself as a
- suitor he would meet with a disappointment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who had
- just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be exultant
- at the thought that it was he—he—Oliver Goldsmith—who
- had been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret—with the duty of
- saving her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's
- enterprise had fallen.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a
- position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the
- rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable
- instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the
- hand of the maiden?
- </p>
- <p>
- For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate all
- his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the struggle
- had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had become the
- most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor at the Royal
- Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most eminent men of
- the period. And then, although he was plain of face and awkward in manner—nearly
- as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as Johnson—he had been
- appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in England. He felt that he
- had reason to exult.
- </p>
- <p>
- But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with Colonel
- Gwyn—he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel Gwyn.
- What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in preference to
- Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a mirror in order to
- learn what chance he would have of being accepted as the lover of a lovely
- girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to himself?
- </p>
- <p>
- He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he had—a
- glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from complete
- despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted with the
- task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her
- destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it,
- too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before
- him: he had taken no step toward saving her.
- </p>
- <p>
- He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the
- evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent
- Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his play—in
- which she did not appear—was being acted on the stage.
- </p>
- <p>
- He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that his
- design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should pursue
- in regard to the actress—how far he would be safe in confiding in
- her—was frustrated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled
- with him—well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make a
- quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such a disaster.
- Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in Boswell's eyes he
- could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of a second person.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! Sir,” said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you do
- of the Irish nation and their characteristics.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,” said
- Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in
- order to give you a chance of knowing him better?” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,” cried Boswell after a
- contemplative pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a
- consciousness of his generosity.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me
- again?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would
- feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain
- secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of
- talking together.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his
- biographer.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which the
- Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr.
- Goldsmith?” he cried anxiously.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,” replied Goldsmith, with
- an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said
- that Shakespeare was pompous.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Now you are imitating him,” said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has
- told you of our quarrel—our misunderstanding. It arose through you,
- sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Through me, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the
- Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no one
- of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has lately
- been mimicking the Dean—yes, down to his very words, at the
- Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made
- acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and
- upbraided me for half an hour.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “To no human being, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “To no one, sir—that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly
- have had the story.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to
- expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well,
- perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail to
- make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend.
- Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly
- accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the
- Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity
- in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my
- friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human
- being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of
- that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in
- order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true
- biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick and
- choose the incidents with which he has to deal—that he may, if he
- please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his hero
- or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you frankly
- that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are mischievous.
- Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I insist on your
- writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the very words that
- passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and you will also
- furnish me with a list of the persons—if you have not sufficient
- paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream at the
- stationer's at the corner—to whom you gave an account of the
- humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship with
- me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do not seek
- to avoid so obvious a duty.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam of
- a smile on his face.
- </p>
- <p>
- He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,” muttered Goldsmith. “If
- I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of
- hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.”
- </p>
- <p>
- (The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told
- him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained his
- forgiveness. “You were right, sir,” the letter concluded. “Dr. Johnson has
- still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.”)
- </p>
- <p>
- But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to the
- playhouse in order to consult with the lady who—through long
- practice—was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to
- give him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel.
- It was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had
- not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon
- his confidence with Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes
- which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act
- only of “She Stoops to Conquer” had been reached, and as she did not
- appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next
- piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers—one which had taken the
- town by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every
- lady of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was
- a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and
- loose about the neck and shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ha, my little hero,” cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made
- his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then to
- Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? Oh,
- lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all a-dying
- of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There was a
- rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't,
- madam,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,” said she. “Faith, sir, you gave
- him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the playhouse, I
- give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about you, Dr.
- Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them all. For
- instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it was the
- first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making an attempt
- upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional channel.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that,
- Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,” said Goldsmith. “Though, for
- that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand
- before me in that dress—ay, or any other.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of
- compliment—I sink under it, sir—thus,” and she made an
- exquisite courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses'
- heads are as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am extremely
- anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most accomplished should
- be moved,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a comedy
- as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than that of
- Miss Hardcastle.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have the design of one in my head, madam.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your
- head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a
- great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And
- you have begun the comedy, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the
- air. I want your assistance in that direction.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr.
- Goldsmith?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic as
- Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you give
- me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr.
- Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I
- have to tell you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against
- him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his family—a
- critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your face
- suggested.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for help.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I
- think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When
- the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light—which I take to
- be the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman—he is too
- powerful for me, I frankly confess.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mine is a male fiend.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not the manager of a theatre—another form of the same hue?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the
- greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to coffee
- house repeating it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was more
- than you could cope with?”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>nd now, sir, to
- face the particulars—to proceed from the fancy embroidery of wit to
- the solid fabric of fact—who or what is the aggressive demon that
- you want exorcised?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “His name is Jackson—he calls himself Captain Jackson,” replied
- Oliver. He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary
- Horneck's story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of
- this point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made
- any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman
- had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Jackson—Captain Jackson!” cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith,
- this is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy.
- Surely, sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for
- a battering-ram to overturn a house of cards—one does not
- requisition a park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of the
- power of a piece of ordnance,” said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam, that
- in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for
- you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been
- doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief,
- there is a lady in the question.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was
- waiting for the lady.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “She is the most charming of her sex, madam.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may be
- taken for granted.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I wonder in what part of the world she lived—certainly not in
- London.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared upon
- the scene——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden,
- the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence,
- even though the serpent be slaughtered.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pardon me, Mrs. Abington”—Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely—“pardon
- me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny
- has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.”
- </p>
- <p>
- In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story
- of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let it
- be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from
- taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; and
- how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to him, but
- had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them the
- appearance of having been written by a guilty woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The lady is prostrated with grief,” he said, concluding his story. “The
- very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is
- killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of
- knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis a sad story indeed,” said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as bad
- can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the
- Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of
- meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell
- the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had
- been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point
- possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know that all
- the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of Scotland
- 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of guineas, Dr.
- Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to
- think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,” said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not in
- the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,”
- cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in a
- bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego the
- dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the coins.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You may be right,” said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a couple
- of hundred pounds.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! She
- would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she had
- written letters of affection to such a man.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have allowed
- herself to be imposed on by a stranger?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen
- who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on
- your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return to
- the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? How do
- you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in
- conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room.
- It occurred to me that perhaps—it might be possible—in short,
- Mrs. Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel
- could be entrapped.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary men—and
- of wary—is what nature and art have fitted me for—nature and
- practice?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear madam.
- But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady with whom I am
- acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest intelligence. That
- is why you are our greatest actress. The highest intelligence is valueless
- on the stage unless it is associated with a heart that beats in sympathy
- with the sorrow and becomes exultant with the joy of others. That is why I
- regard myself as more than fortunate in having your promise to accept a
- part in my next comedy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the
- author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him out
- of his difficulty.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,” said the
- actress. “Yes, in spite of your being—being—ah—innocent—a
- poet, and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man,
- Dr. Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to—to—well,
- shall we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is the position I long for, dear madam.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know you,
- Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or two—that
- will give both of us a chance of still further considering the possibility
- of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe it was the
- lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were doubtless for
- running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his throat without
- the delay of a moment.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most
- about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say,
- 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite perceive
- their bearing.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their little
- step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, I
- perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress for
- my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used to
- term 'ructions.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not
- before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very
- effective kiss.
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for he was
- not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had departed
- without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would have
- regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, that
- clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt that it
- was a pleasure to do anything for such a man—especially as he was a
- writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she could so
- interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be the most
- notable success of the season.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some
- progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not
- feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not been
- at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting with Mrs.
- Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. Abington were
- associated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day he got a message that the success of his play was
- consolidated by a “command” performance at which the whole of his
- Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because it
- meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the
- sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low” elements of certain
- scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good augury. He
- felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan by which he
- should be able to get possession of the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had
- not been unmindful of his interests.
- </p>
- <p>
- “The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall
- yesterday,” said she, “but I tolerated him—nay, I encouraged him—not
- for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, but
- for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking fool
- of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly makes a
- fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of herself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world,
- Mrs. Abing ton,” said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with
- laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,” she
- said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for I
- have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably the
- most effective.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have found that by your experience of traps?” said Goldsmith. “The
- smile is the silken net?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Even so,” said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah,
- Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me,
- but at me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being smiled
- at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response to the
- encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my private
- address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when the fly
- begins to lure on the spider.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not—to the fly.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. Sir, to
- be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private address,
- but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next Thursday
- night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my
- behalf——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that I
- am only interested in my sister-fly—would she be angry if she were
- to hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?”
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed
- upon Goldsmith's ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam,” said he, “she is a Christian woman.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,” said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian
- charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. Let
- that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on Thursday
- night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round the corner,
- and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you to appear boldly,
- as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my hospitality. You must
- come into the room when we have begun, carrying with you a roll of
- manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene of your new comedy,
- upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shall not fail to recollect,” said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the
- argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more
- elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,” said the lady. “I think I know
- the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama of
- mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which you
- will not be able to play to perfection.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument.
- When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I trust,
- ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the pleasure of
- your society for even an hour.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will ask you to join us at the table, and then—well, then I have
- a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our
- friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known all
- his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters of
- his.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could
- possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity—the fact
- being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving.
- Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a
- romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had
- formed the basis of more than one comedy—he had a notion that if
- these comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have
- been so clearly defined.
- </p>
- <p>
- She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, sir!” she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity of
- my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt—not at
- scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a
- play, dear lady,” said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power to
- make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the right
- moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that was
- necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes quite
- hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most ordinary
- precepts of art.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha! sir,” said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am a
- poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my life.
- At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully arranged
- plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the slovenliness of the
- actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain dialogue, yet in the
- end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama out of the ruins of our
- schemes than we originally designed. So, in this case, sir, I am not
- without hope that even though our gentleman's lips remain sealed—nay,
- even though our gentleman remain sober—a great calamity—we may
- still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep your ears open and
- I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if between us we cannot
- get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,” said Oliver; “and I
- can only repeat what you have said so well—namely, that even the
- most clumsy of our schemes—which this one of yours certainly is not—may
- become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by
- that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you on
- Thursday evening.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith for the
- next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a consciousness of having
- wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon Mrs. Abington and
- discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing the purpose which he
- had at heart; for he could not but perceive how shallow was the scheme
- which she had devised for the undoing of Mary Horneck's enemy. He felt
- that it would, after all, have been better for him to place himself in the
- hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had promised to find out for him,
- and to do his best to run the scoundrel through the body, than to waste
- his time listening to the crude scheme concocted by Mrs. Abington, in
- close imitation of some third-class playwright.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her
- scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to join
- her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent his
- exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan for
- obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without
- seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when he
- had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness
- which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident to
- effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had suggested
- the possibility of such an accident taking place—in fact, she seemed
- to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than upon the
- ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think that she was
- right in this respect. He had a considerable experience of life and its
- vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a jesting mood the most
- judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be overturned by an accident
- apparently no less trivial than the raising of a hand, the fluttering of a
- piece of lace, or the cry of a baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and a
- vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain
- causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he met
- a young woman who changed—for a time—all his ideas of the sex.
- As he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that
- Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a
- factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an
- accident is only another form of despair.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he met
- Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an Italian
- fencing master and send him to Brick Court.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What!” cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in addition
- to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You do not need
- to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,” said Goldsmith. “They
- have stepped between me and starvation more than once.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain
- to make money by his philanthropy?” asked Baretti in his usual cynical
- way.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I cannot say,” replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim to
- the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any
- rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your
- mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best
- swordsman in Europe,” said Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do so, my friend,” said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a
- critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as a
- memento.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I shall look for them—yes, in five years, for it will certainly
- take that time to make you expert with a sword,” said the Italian. “And,
- meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a
- fighter as Kenrick.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you
- may take a fancy to have.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a
- martyr—a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other
- unclean beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine
- within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he
- should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel,
- as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not want
- a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear one of
- our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And who may that friend be?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating
- with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the little
- Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. Sir,
- Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than—than——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “A lioness robbed of her whelps?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is the
- bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that you had
- boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; and the
- best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit into the
- jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles—reminiscent of his
- native land—ever since.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of
- Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of
- Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous
- evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all
- the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, his
- first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite
- flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which
- every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy,
- said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit who
- had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!” On the whole, Garrick said, he
- thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in
- many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion—whatever it
- might be worth—that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was
- most successful in attempting.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions
- accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in
- believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to
- inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, and
- he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme which she
- had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of inducing the
- man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he was in the habit
- of keeping the letters.
- </p>
- <p>
- “These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,”
- said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may become
- dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. If he
- suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say
- farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What then is to be gained by our supping with him?” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, you are brought into contact with him,” she replied. “You will then
- be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take him
- unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? heavens,
- sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak—one
- cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening,
- and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this
- fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting the
- letters into your pocket.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I'll hope for better luck than that,” said Oliver.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,” said she. “But good luck
- is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the
- cleverest people.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,” said
- Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. Abington
- as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,” said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam,” said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take
- your advice and reserve my compliments to you for—well, no, not a
- month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done very
- well.”
- </p>
- <p>
- As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly
- that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an
- alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of an
- adroit scoundrel. He had heard—nay, he had written—of the
- wiles of women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of
- testing a woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his
- estimate of their value.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare tavern
- at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll of manuscript
- in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the waiter to inform
- the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was very fluent up to
- this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave when he found himself
- face to face with the man who had made the life of Mary Horneck miserable.
- He wondered if he would be able to restrain his impulse to fly at the
- scoundrel's throat.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington that
- she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended the stairs
- to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved himself to
- play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not beyond his powers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her chair
- laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her <i>vis-Ã -vis</i>,
- for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting upon it and
- one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the points of his
- narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, pleasantly,
- but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the story which
- Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with his fingers
- still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most inopportune
- entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other is in the act
- of telling a story to an appreciative audience—say, a beautiful
- actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be seen to the
- greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb and flow of that
- roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate wimplings, rising and
- falling between the porcelain of her throat and the curve of the ivory of
- her shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition of
- Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. Abington's
- tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned his head round as
- the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward the table, bowing
- profusely—rather too profusely for the part he was playing, the
- artistic perception of the actress told her.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ha, my little author!” cried the man at the table with the swagger of a
- patron.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers—the best
- time for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir,” said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the
- convenience of our betters.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their
- convenience in an ante-room—ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that
- the scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets
- write best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “For shame, Captain!” cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as well
- as a poet. He has broken heads before now.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>aptain Jackson
- laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself back in his chair
- and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had advanced to the side
- of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of the bookseller's hack.
- He played the part very indifferently, the lady perceived.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Faith, my dear,” laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is a
- terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head broke
- by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I swear that I
- never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is accustomed to
- spread terror around.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,” said Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, my dear madam,” cried her <i>vis-Ã -vis</i>, “you must pardon me for
- saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great
- exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known kitchen
- principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a poet's pate,
- being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would overcome a
- sound head.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I meant nothing like that, Captain,” said Mrs. Abington. Then she turned
- to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. “Come, Dr.
- Goldsmith,” she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of supper. I vow
- that I will not even glance at that act of your new play which I perceive
- you have brought to me, until we have supped.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, madam,” stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal;
- still——”
- </p>
- <p>
- He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a
- hoarse laugh, crying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated
- by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow
- himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the romance
- which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a party. Has he
- never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable kill-joy?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,” said the actress in smiling
- remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view of the
- poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of parts. He
- is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; will you, Dr.
- Goldsmith?”
- </p>
- <p>
- She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast at
- him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own part
- he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was patronised
- till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in a sickly way
- as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's cloak was
- flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to seating
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam, I am your servant,” he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient to
- command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such distinguished
- company.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And so you should, sir,” cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled
- about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand patrons,
- my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you from
- slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely to
- feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, General
- Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I had half a
- mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking me over! May I
- die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the General a lesson which
- he would have remembered to his dying hour—his dying hour—that
- is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn upon him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,” said Mrs. Abington. “But
- I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being drawn on
- his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I
- swear,” cried the Captain bowing over the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good,” she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health—a
- bumper, sir, a bumper!”
- </p>
- <p>
- The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With an
- air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained it
- with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hang him!” he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no
- malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam,
- shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge after
- charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health of a little
- man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show does his
- bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous to my
- heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Captain,” said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain from
- challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many healths
- during the day, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What mean you by that, madam?” he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot
- carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you
- gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that you
- would have a chance of offering.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,” said the actress hastily. “I will prove
- to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. Goldsmith's
- new comedy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Now you are very much my dear,” said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy
- decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes, your
- confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, shall it
- be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American rebels—curse
- 'em!—turn as green as their own coats—shall it be said that
- Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel—Washington his name is—George
- Washington”—he had considerable difficulty over the name—“is
- accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men—not men, but
- lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his Majesty's forces
- into the Potomac'—shall it be said that—that—what the
- devil was I about to say—shall it be said?—never mind—here's
- to the health of Colonel Washington!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,” said Mrs.
- Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; and,
- sir, you still wear the King's uniform.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The devil take the King's uniform!” shouted the man. “The devils of
- rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell you,
- madam, that—nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is
- drank——” Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the
- room and seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung
- his cloak.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hold, sir,” cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter
- upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I
- perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured by
- your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success to the
- cause that will triumph in America.” Jackson, who was standing at the
- table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a
- half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make
- him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It sounds all right,” he muttered as if he were trying to convince
- himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all
- right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my
- little poet,” he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink,
- sir—drink to the success of the cause in America.” Goldsmith got
- upon his feet and raised his glass—it contained only a light wine.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Success to it!” he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his third
- tumbler of brandy.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hark ye, my little poet!” whispered the latter very huskily, lurching
- across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not returned
- to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a general of
- generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned me out of the
- regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from Boston port, that
- he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was mistaken, sir, and that
- one of these days——Mum's the word, mind you! If you open your
- lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to pieces. I'll flay you
- alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, let me tell you. What
- message did he send me when he heard that I was ready to blow Cornwallis's
- brains out and march my company across the Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to
- man—though a poet isn't quite a man—but that's my generosity.
- Said Washy—Washy—Wishy—Washy—— Washington:
- 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the colonists,
- Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who would make the
- attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's the message I
- got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't everybody. Mark me,
- my friend—whatever your name is—I've got letters—letters——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, yes, you have letters—where?” cried Goldsmith, in the
- confidential whisper that the other had assumed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and then
- across his face there came the cunning look of the more than
- half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his
- chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Letters—oh, yes—plenty of letters—but where?—where?—that's
- my own matter—a secret,” he murmured in vague tones. “The government
- would give a guinea or two for my letters—one of them came from
- Mount Vernon itself, Mr.—whatever your name maybe—and if you
- went to Mr. Secretary and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'”—he
- pronounced the word “Secrary”—“'I know that Dick Jackson is a
- rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are the letters to prove it?' where
- would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, my brains are not like
- Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the lady?”
- </p>
- <p>
- He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as
- well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I'm here,” cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of
- which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall
- not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?” cried the man with a lurch forward
- and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked—quite shocked! I wear
- the King's coat, though that cloak is my own—my own, and all that it
- contains—all that——”
- </p>
- <p>
- His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at
- his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; he
- saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness that
- only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the cloak lay.
- He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining until he
- came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the pocket a
- leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively into the
- bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was another packet.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over her
- chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that Sir
- Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.” She gave
- a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed coarsely,
- saying huskily—
- </p>
- <p>
- “A handkerchief—I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket
- of my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure—that's my motto. And now,
- my charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for
- I'll challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill
- up your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.—Mr. Killjoy, we'll
- call you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend
- only knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that
- the truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast—whatever it
- may be—or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy
- remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the
- man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass before
- Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand on the
- table, into a standing attitude, murmuring—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs.
- Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my
- table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He swallowed the contents of the tumbler—his fourth since he had
- entered the room—and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into
- his chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0315.jpg" alt="0315 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0315.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- “That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,” she cried,
- standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her
- hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and
- Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of my
- room, sir!”
- </p>
- <p>
- She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought it
- down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face
- watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken
- stupour, his jaw fallen.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress,
- pointing to the man who alone remained—for the best of reasons—seated.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the
- goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the
- hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have a wish
- to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is Whetstone
- Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.”
- </p>
- <p>
- * She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men
- watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from uttering
- a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to Goldsmith that
- she was acting her part admirably—that she had set herself to give
- him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet which she, as
- well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket of his cloak to that
- of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great difficulty in extracting
- the bundle from the man's pocket when in the coach.
- </p>
- <p>
- “They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words
- spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in his
- repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I say?—what
- did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel hurt, sir,
- more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. What's her name—I'm
- not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? Anyhow, she insulted
- me grossly—me, sir—me, an officer who has charged his
- Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac flows
- down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few stories
- about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been their darling
- always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but husky tone, for
- the brandy had done its work very effectively, and he had now reached what
- might be called—somewhat paradoxically—the high-water mark of
- intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter re-entered the room to
- announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at the door of the tavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung
- it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among
- the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord and
- a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. He
- made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed him
- down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord and
- his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such persons,
- and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith reached the
- street.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his
- lodging.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, Doctor,” whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the
- fellow is a brawler—he will involve you in a quarrel before you
- reach the Strand.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,” said Oliver. “The lady has laid it
- upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXV.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he instant he had
- seated himself he found to his amazement that the man beside him was fast
- asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the cushions one might have
- fancied that he had been sleeping for hours rather than minutes, so
- composed was he. Even the jolting of the starting coach made no impression
- upon him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had
- arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession
- he must act at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in
- detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All he had
- to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the pocket, and
- then leave the coach while it was still in motion.
- </p>
- <p>
- The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted his
- position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his breast
- to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened himself in
- some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite unaware of the
- fact that some one was seated beside him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dear madam, you do me great honour,” he said, and then gave a little
- hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me all
- the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give you the
- plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold the
- documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to put pen
- to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to a fool.
- Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them—no price whatever
- except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they
- shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, my
- lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her own
- letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, in case
- of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, for I
- know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the pocket of
- my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em—in case of accidents,
- Ned—to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! and
- here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars for
- them.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken
- man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he referred
- to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel had not only
- tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been endeavouring to sell
- the secrets of the King's forces to the American rebels. Goldsmith had,
- however, no doubt that the letters which he was desirous of getting into
- his hands were those which the man had within his waistcoat. His belief in
- this direction did not, however, assist him to devise a plan for
- transferring the letters from the place where they reposed to his own
- pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious
- Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of the
- brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his fingers
- remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would be quite
- impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith could not
- claim to be, to open the garment.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the
- packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet that
- it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont Blanc, was
- maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any more attempts
- to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, and Goldsmith
- knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough to cope with
- three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit so
- broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the
- entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp.
- Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest did not
- end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide awake, and
- he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he spoke that he
- showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very far from sober.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good Lord!” he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you
- be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me—grossly
- insulted me—turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too,
- you rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you
- to look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for
- you. Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might not
- be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward attempt
- to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration of the
- question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open the door.
- He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the coach on to
- the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on its leathern
- straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the turnstile. At
- the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance to the court,
- almost coming in collision with Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You cursed, clumsy lout!” shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round as
- the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the other.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You low ruffian!” he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me to
- sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been waiting
- for you. Take that, you scoundrel—and that—and that——”
- </p>
- <p>
- He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the
- forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he
- fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the
- street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him—follow the murderer!” pointing
- wildly in the direction taken by the stranger.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a
- pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his
- hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the body in
- order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more adroitness
- than was necessary—for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp all the
- street was in darkness—slipped the wallet into his other hand and
- then under his coat.
- </p>
- <p>
- A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which
- had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had been
- run through with a sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It was a knock-down blow,” said Goldsmith, still leaning over the
- prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great harm
- has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a beer
- barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his
- recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back,
- almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a
- sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he
- meant by choking him.
- </p>
- <p>
- A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith picked
- up his hat and straightened his sword, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his physician
- in that way has small need of his services. I thought the fellow might be
- seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point recently; and so
- good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he relapse. By a casual
- savour of him I should say that he is not used to water.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, and
- as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on completely
- recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned him, would miss
- his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was greatly relieved
- when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the head porter, and he
- paid the driver with a liberality that called down upon him a torrent of
- thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from
- cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no doubt
- that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands of his
- dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him—had alone
- trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task.
- </p>
- <p>
- He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his
- room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the
- wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes,
- and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a
- chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had
- taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of Mrs.
- Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that they were
- the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress!
- </p>
- <p>
- He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He was
- utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the
- occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. He
- could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, covered
- with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own desk before
- starting for the tavern.
- </p>
- <p>
- What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into
- the wallet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an
- hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come
- over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over
- which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table,
- Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining
- until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which he
- transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had had
- no time—at least, so Goldsmith thought—to put the sham act of
- the play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so
- unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been
- in the wallet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the
- greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the
- craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition
- of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected Mrs.
- Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the expense of
- the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, and had fooled
- them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying that they were
- entrapping him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual,
- he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he was
- showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his
- shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that
- he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's
- happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had
- doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made by
- Mrs. Abington to entrap him.
- </p>
- <p>
- How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the length
- of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy that when
- they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on any subject.
- But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin to act, she had
- failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to place himself in
- her hands, hoping she would be able to help him.
- </p>
- <p>
- He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed
- would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the
- consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying
- to get the better.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, and
- tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. She
- should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would have been
- ready to help her and capable of helping her—some man with a
- knowledge of men—some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver
- of fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper.
- Nothing was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn
- achieve success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a house
- of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his life,
- whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze that
- had swept down upon it.
- </p>
- <p>
- He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical
- cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse
- than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had
- already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least,
- prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great a
- mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never have
- made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he said that
- he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious generosity of
- the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity that had led him
- to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was utterly unsuited;
- and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him in the reflection
- that his awakening had come before it was too late. He had not been led
- away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She had been saved the
- unhappiness which that confession would bring to a nature so full of
- feeling as hers. And he had been saved the mortification of the thought
- that he had caused her pain.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees of
- the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had passed
- before he fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he found
- that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the letters
- which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with but a
- languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the
- bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith had
- promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged the
- loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, from
- its shape and bulk, a manuscript—one of the many which were
- submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned it
- over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact
- convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or
- perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get
- accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick.
- </p>
- <p>
- He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when at
- the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The instant
- he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that the parcel
- contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's handwriting to a
- certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire village where she had
- been staying the previous summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from
- Mrs. Abing ton—the spelling as well as the writing was hers—
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few feathers
- pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in the capp of
- dear Dr. Goldsmith.”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e was so greatly
- amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the scattered letters on the
- table in front of him. He was even more amazed at finding them there than
- he had been the night before at not finding them in the wallet which he
- had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He thought he had arrived at a
- satisfactory explanation as to how he had come to find within the wallet
- the sheets of manuscript which he had had in his hand on entering the
- supper room; but how was he to account for the appearance of the letters
- in this parcel which he had received from Mrs. Abington?
- </p>
- <p>
- So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth—to
- appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his table.
- But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and happiness to
- Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. She was saved.
- He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and who had the
- means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had caused him to
- go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing the task with
- which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been mistaken in
- applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish scheme of a
- pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken when she had
- singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most women would
- have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a knight-errant.
- </p>
- <p>
- His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his
- despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature
- knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early
- morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; but
- now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him—his
- imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future
- happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to Mary
- and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of
- Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel
- Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished?
- </p>
- <p>
- He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of his
- formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, but it
- was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion so
- delicate an enterprise as that which he—Goldsmith—had
- accomplished. Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs.
- Abington to help him, and that was just where he would have made a huge
- mistake. Any man who thought to get the better of the devil without the
- aid of a woman was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of
- this as he stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been
- when he had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The
- previous half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and
- Providence and the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate some
- breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had
- obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's
- thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in
- the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to be
- shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest—she must have felt
- the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, substituting
- for them the sham act of the play which excused his entrance to the
- supper-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that the
- wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He
- recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair with
- the cloak—much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the
- treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to turn
- him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had been
- to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her glass of
- wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as Mrs.
- Baddeley!
- </p>
- <p>
- He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that
- particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had
- acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting
- the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly
- perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place
- the letters beyond the man's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once again he laughed, saying out loud—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, I was right—a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy
- of a devil!”
- </p>
- <p>
- Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was at
- hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the
- letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself in
- connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of
- consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face would
- lighten—how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks
- would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt
- that she was safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel
- bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on her
- face—if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her
- laughter. And then—then she would be happy for evermore, and he
- would be happy through witnessing her happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for the
- letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his servant
- announced two visitors.
- </p>
- <p>
- Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. The
- former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a compatriot
- of his own, named Nicolo.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in my
- hands,” said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art of fencing
- as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the impression,
- singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than once during
- your wanderings in Tuscany.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And now I am sure of it,” said Nicolo in French. He explained that he
- spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at Pisa
- when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in recognising
- him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,”
- said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the
- circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my
- memory, sir?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,” said Signor
- Nicolo.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,”
- said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators—quite reckless,
- if you will permit me to say so much.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The man smiled somewhat grimly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,”
- said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable
- climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian
- government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back again.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor Nicolo,”
- said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of a beard
- and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is
- now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,” said the man
- with another grim smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are not quite right, my friend,” laughed Goldsmith; “for if my memory
- serves me—and it does so usually on the matter of dress—I had
- no coat whatsoever to my back—that was of no importance in Pisa,
- where the air was full of patriotism.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,” said
- Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We are
- examples—Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a brewer's
- daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy Englishman—and
- there are a good number of them, too—into an expert swordsman in
- twelve lessons—yes, if the pupil will but practise sufficiently
- afterwards.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “We need not talk of business just now,” said Goldsmith. “I insist on my
- old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to
- 'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such
- excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple of
- bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to him—very
- recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not have
- remained.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was
- heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have found you, you rascal!” he shouted, swaggering across the room to
- where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just one
- minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my pocket
- last night.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken blackguard,”
- said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, who was in the
- act of rising. “Come, sir,” he continued, “I submitted to your insults
- last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I promise you that I
- give you no such license in my own house. Take your carcase away, sir; my
- friends have fastidious nostrils.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his
- gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too
- cowardly to attack.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You cur!” he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me
- from running you through the body.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do you not? I do,” said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of wine
- off the table, and was toying with it in his hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, sir,” said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir John
- Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, but, by
- the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will not spare
- you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an hour has
- passed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American spy,
- is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith has at
- hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest scoundrels,”
- said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a
- second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. The
- bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “My little poet,” he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because you
- have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you for your
- information that I have something in my possession that I can use as I
- meant to use the letters.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall kill
- you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!” cried Goldsmith, leaping
- up.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through
- the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him behind
- a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Pardon me, sir,” said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you to
- stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend and
- I regard as a grave affront to us.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Then let one of you draw!” shouted the man. “I see that you are
- Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw,
- sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,” said Baretti. “I
- do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a weaker
- man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a ruffian as
- you undoubtedly are.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter had
- whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, putting
- quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when Baretti had
- turned partly round.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Briccone! assassin!” hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me,
- Nicolo,” he said addressing his friend in their own tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- “He shall pay for it,” whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his
- foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out
- of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,” he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage or
- two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase
- without absolutely killing the beast.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with
- laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian—it was
- not melodious—acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo,
- trying to beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single
- inch. He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His
- expression resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has
- airily offered to play with him opens the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to attack,
- Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Take a chair, sir,” said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one
- before my friend has finished with you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening
- before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt him
- now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the man
- breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the
- Italian.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was
- no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but his
- antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard breathing
- was a contrast to the only other sound in the room—the grating of
- steel against steel.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed gradually
- to vanish. He became more than serious—surely his expression was one
- of apprehension.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as one
- of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's
- shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in
- doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge of
- the other man.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as he
- pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in touching
- Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, and now it was
- plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was breathing hard, and
- the look of apprehension on his face had increased until it had actually
- become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to perceive this, and malignant
- triumph was in every feature of his face. Any one could see that he felt
- confident of tiring out the visibly fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with
- staring eyes, once again clutched Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig
- and forehead in smiles.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,” said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third
- paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's
- head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying behind
- it like the little pennon on a lance.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Heavens!” whispered Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,” said Baretti. “For God's
- sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that last was
- like a bullet.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat from
- which it was torn.
- </p>
- <p>
- And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his
- face.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is his fun,” said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great humourist!”
- </p>
- <p>
- The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught
- in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it.
- </p>
- <p>
- The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but his
- antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed him round
- the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing heavily, but
- apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his sword into his
- left hand, and was now fencing from that side.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin.
- They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a
- meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle.
- Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate
- dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that
- Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a
- result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual.
- </p>
- <p>
- And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the
- man's pocket fell on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor.
- The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining by
- a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo had
- spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single flash.
- Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they were the
- batch of letters which he had received in the course of his traffic with
- the American rebels.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, Sandrino,” said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal off,
- and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. Come,
- sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has kept us
- from our wine too long already.”
- </p>
- <p>
- With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right
- sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash
- over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of
- the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with an
- oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor,
- thoroughly exhausted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0349.jpg" alt="0349 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0349.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung
- the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the
- guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- “John,” shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had
- witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too
- exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that
- man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked out
- of my house.” When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to the
- half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible bully and
- coward alive,” said he. “You did not hesitate to try and accomplish the
- ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here with intent to
- murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your clutches. If I let
- you go now, it is because I know that in these letters, which I mean to
- keep, I have such evidence against you as will hang you whenever I see fit
- to use it, and I promise you to use it if you are in this country at the
- end of two days. Now, leave this house, and thank my servant for giving
- you his coat, and this gentleman”—he pointed to Nicolo—“for
- such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you never before received.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which John
- Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You contemptible cur!” he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have
- now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of them
- passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in pretty high
- places, let me tell you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do not doubt it,” said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place for
- you and your friends.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The ruffian turned upon him in a fury.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Look to yourself, you foreign hound!” he said, his face becoming livid,
- and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare as
- before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to be
- made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Turn that rascal into the street, John,” cried Goldsmith, and John
- bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he
- flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his
- powers—not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian,
- but one which he was certain was more English in its style.
- </p>
- <p>
- “No one shall lay a hand on me,” said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am
- anxious to remain in such a company?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,” said John, hustling him to the
- door. “Come—out with you—sharp!”
- </p>
- <p>
- In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly
- and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put on
- the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him walk
- in the direction of the Temple lodge.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the
- prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them
- on his wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You came at an opportune moment, my friend,” said he. “You have not only
- saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never have
- known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of your
- art.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The best swordsman is the best patriot,” said Baretti.
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! yes,” said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots,
- or you would not be able to live in England.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am not an Englishman,” said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and
- therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it is
- not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than to
- starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my
- dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti?
- Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor an
- hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects of
- the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it will
- take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the fragments
- of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. Johnson's
- friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,” said
- Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no
- engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “He has taken part in one engagement, at least,” said Goldsmith,
- </p>
- <p>
- “And I am now at your service,” said the fencing-master.
- </p>
- <p>
- They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his pocket—the
- second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his desk—and,
- parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and Anchor in an
- hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0027" id="link2HCH0027"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was with a
- feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before known, that
- Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All the exhilaration
- that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary exhibition of
- adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with him. The
- exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more than a
- suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, Nicolo's
- pretence of being overmatched early in the contest—breathing hard
- and assuming a terrified expression—yielding his ground and allowing
- his opponent almost to run him through—could only be regarded as
- theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though
- amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did not
- prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon Goldsmith,
- more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt which he owed
- to Jackson.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life in
- having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world the
- terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that every
- step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the
- realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's
- cheeks change to red once more.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to Barton
- with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him this with
- a grave face as she brought him into a parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr.
- Goldsmith,” said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little
- disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?” he asked. This fresh
- proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was very
- dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise on the
- chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in his
- ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of his
- success.
- </p>
- <p>
- “She seemed very anxious to see you,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her
- sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any
- secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to
- Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, girlish
- fancy—my brother wrote to me that there had been in his
- neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home
- with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely she
- has got over that foolishness!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that
- foolishness,” said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she
- sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do hope so,” said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to make
- her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared that
- that disgraceful letter in the <i>Packet</i> had affected you. That was
- why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that
- nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That was very kind of you, my dear madam,” said he; “but I have seen Mary
- since that thing appeared.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance that when
- I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to recovery. You
- have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor of medicine,
- and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in this direction may
- amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself have. Still, I think
- you will say something in my favour when you see Mary's condition begin to
- improve from the moment we have a little chat together.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. Goldsmith.
- Your chat with her will do more for her than all the medicine the most
- skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very inopportune time for
- her to fall sick.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not
- steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly
- attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman was
- drawn toward her?” said the lady smiling.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,” said Goldsmith. “And
- you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she would
- have listened to his proposals, madam?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why should she not have done so, sir?” said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why not, indeed?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,” said she. “He is,
- to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You think so—you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing
- in such a case?” said Oliver, rather eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?” cried Mrs.
- Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I
- am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between
- my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years.
- After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty—thirty-seven,
- I believe—but he does not look more than thirty-five.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which
- you give emphasis, madam,” said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will
- see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself
- so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,” said the lady.
- “That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring back
- the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly attracted
- to her.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I understand—I understand.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke slowly, gravely.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I knew you would help us,” said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you
- will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your
- Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have
- passed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for
- him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks—not for him, but
- for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, the
- hours of thought—all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from
- facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting
- his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her
- sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being for
- evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a
- possession as her love.
- </p>
- <p>
- That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and
- yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Even so; I am satisfied—I am satisfied.”
- </p>
- <p>
- It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and Goldsmith
- persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he succeeded in doing
- so, for he had felt it was quite possible that Baretti might inquire of
- him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to Brick Court, and he could
- not well explain to the Italian the nature of the enterprise which he had
- so successfully carried out by the aid of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing
- to take Mrs. Abington into his confidence, and quite another to confide in
- Baretti. He was discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that,
- while the secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it
- would be by no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some
- people might laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that
- which was generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and
- Baretti a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn all
- about Jackson—that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have
- become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance,
- for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. He
- was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to
- prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts
- regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which
- the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the
- conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials,
- declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a
- man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared
- out—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here—and indeed, sir, I
- am glad that he is not—he would say that your definition was so good
- as to make him certain you had stolen it from me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,” said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have
- been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very
- foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, Dr.
- Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, that you
- would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of stealing
- from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which when it
- comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, are you
- satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir, I am more than satisfied,” said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the cunning
- master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. This was
- a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre,
- to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington for
- managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped to
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her
- costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the less
- subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, holding her
- hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to speak, and she
- knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she was quite
- accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, were of
- equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Well, my poet,” she said at last, “have you need of my services to banish
- any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I was right,” he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was
- not mistaken in you, my dear lady.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest demon
- that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,” said she. “Well,
- sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment—a more doubtful compliment
- than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her champion. But you
- have not told me of your adventurous journey with our friend in the
- hackney coach.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay,” he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means you
- became possessed of the letters which I wanted—by what magic you
- substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me
- into the supper room.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha, sir!” said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered from
- a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, that he
- had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He gave me a
- hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is not to be
- trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every document on
- which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty naturally
- received a great shock when he offered to drink to the American rebels,
- and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or so sufficed me to
- discover the wallet with the letters; but then I was at my wits' end to
- find something to occupy their place in the receptacle. Happily my eye
- caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay in your hat on the floor
- beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick was played. I had a
- sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep me hoping all the
- night that you would be able to get possession of the wallet, believing it
- contained the letters for which you were in search. Lord, sir! I tried to
- picture your face when you drew out your own papers.” The actress lay back
- on her couch and roared with laughter, Goldsmith joining in quite
- pleasantly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah!” he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression which
- my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most
- humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but he
- paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he
- termed his property.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?”
- </p>
- <p>
- At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs.
- Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments.
- </p>
- <p>
- “By my faith, sir!” she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been
- there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,” she added a moment afterwards, “you
- will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the town.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, my dear,” said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left my
- room—not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents
- as would hang him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon your
- life?” cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point of
- sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a matter
- of business.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is
- something in what you say,” said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a
- hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to
- the very door of my chambers.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have yet
- to write for me in a comedy.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my dear
- friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?” cried the actress, looking at
- him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua Reynolds
- could not quite translate to show the next century what manner of woman
- was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young wife of
- the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country girl's
- smile of Mrs. Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXVIII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith kept his
- word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was alert all the time he
- was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be waiting to make an
- attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any adventure, however,
- and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel of letters and set
- himself to peruse their contents.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had no need to read them all—the first that came to his hand was
- sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was
- perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the
- rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown
- themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which he
- had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of
- Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead of
- merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to England as
- a suspected traitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was
- indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had
- obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would
- certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the
- country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon
- him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and
- Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former
- course.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he ask
- himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have been so
- blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his honesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour which
- attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies of his
- country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself to be, he
- would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly weaknesses were
- dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the tenderness of her
- heart only made him feel that she was all the more a woman, and therefore
- all the more to be loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the
- Hornecks.
- </p>
- <p>
- He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine.
- There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he would
- attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock dinner.
- It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably be at the
- meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with the dangerous
- character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due precautions against
- any attack that the desperate man might be induced to make upon him. No
- doubt Baretti would make a good point in conversation with his friends of
- the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's counselling caution to any one; but the
- latter was determined to give the Italian his advice on this matter,
- whatever the consequences might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention in
- full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not return
- from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the Academy
- Baretti failed to put in an appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to
- communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not having
- a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,” said Reynolds.
- “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if only to
- apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has promised to
- come, and I have secured Johnson as well.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in front,
- he followed with Reynolds some distance behind—not so far, however,
- as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was engaged in a
- discourse with his sweet companion—he was particularly fond of such
- companionship—on the dignity inseparable from a classic style in
- painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the habiliments of
- their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a painter who required
- any considerable amount of remonstrance from her preceptors to keep her
- feet from straying in regard to classical traditions. The artist who gave
- the purest Greek features and the Roman toga alike to the Prodigal Son and
- King Edward III could not be said to be capable of greatly erring from Dr.
- Johnson's precepts.
- </p>
- <p>
- All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of
- eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious
- adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild
- suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so
- faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might
- eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, sir!” cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at
- anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member of
- Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day clothes—that
- the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,” replied
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered
- to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary
- than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his
- phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Sir,” he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very flagrant
- example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even depicted in
- his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted position, is
- not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what would he be if
- shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after what you call the
- natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the advisability of the
- epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in English.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And why not, sir?” said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, “For
- my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in
- Westminster Abbey written in English.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Every one laughed, including—when the bull had been explained to her—Angelica
- Kauffman.
- </p>
- <p>
- After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its
- door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord
- went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds,
- lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been
- detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass
- Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the
- reason of his absence from the meeting.
- </p>
- <p>
- When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that
- as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to
- wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped
- him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the
- hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence.
- The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,” said
- Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed
- the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out so
- as to reach the ear of Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- “A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two
- men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has
- been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding in
- the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no time
- coming to you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Merciful heaven!” cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order to
- warn him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack as
- was made upon him,” said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom Baretti
- was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable gang well
- known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated what his
- name was.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And what was his name?” asked Reynolds.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Richard Jackson,” replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name
- before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged,
- should a jury find him guilty,” said Steevens. “We must make an effort to
- avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to speak
- to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They carried
- my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to go without
- delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. Garrick. He
- hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John Fielding at Bow
- street in the morning.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That we shall,” said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice
- available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him that
- he may depend on our help, such as it is.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still
- waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in
- custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but they
- offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, and
- also to carry back to them his reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an account
- of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could not induce the
- constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, however, bore in
- his message to the effect that he might depend on the help of all his
- friends in his emergency.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, and
- they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd—afar from
- reputable crowd—so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed,
- and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined
- the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in the
- surgeon's hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the
- meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through the
- Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two men rushed
- out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with heavy sticks.
- One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his sword, but he
- succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself with the small
- fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, as was the custom
- in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article of diet, he had
- undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great mischance he must have
- severed an artery.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his
- friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held a
- commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being tried
- by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to England by
- Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, and had
- recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house in
- Whetstone Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- “So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, it seems
- to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,” said Goldsmith.
- </p>
- <p>
- “If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the gentleman,”
- said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell them that
- it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of its rogues.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the
- view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid of
- the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having parted
- from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. He could not
- help feeling that Baretti was the victim of his—Goldsmith's—want
- of consideration. What right had he, he asked himself, to drag Baretti
- into a matter in which the Italian had no concern? He felt that a man of
- the world would certainly have acted with more discretion, and if anything
- happened to Baretti he would never forgive himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0029" id="link2HCH0029"> </a>
- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXIX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>fter a very
- restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that Johnson had already
- gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house Goldsmith learned that
- Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; so it was plain that
- Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting about helping him. They
- all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and Goldsmith found that Burke had
- already instructed a lawyer on behalf of Baretti. His tender heart was
- greatly moved at the sight of Baretti when the latter was brought into
- court, and placed in the dock, with a constable on each side. But the
- prisoner himself appeared to be quite collected, and seemed proud of the
- group of notable persons who had come to show their friendship for him. He
- smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, and, when the witnesses were being
- examined, polished the glasses of his spectacles with the greatest
- composure. He appeared to be confident that Sir John Fielding would allow
- him to go free when evidence was given that Jackson had been a man of
- notoriously bad character, and he seemed greatly surprised when the
- magistrate announced that he was returning him for trial at the next
- sessions.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the prisoner
- in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request was granted.
- </p>
- <p>
- He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on this
- melancholy drive, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to
- this.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Psha, sir!” said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this
- country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. In
- what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross
- ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the
- protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his
- violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by
- accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried for
- my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice in
- this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do not be alarmed,” said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and
- jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for
- being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way
- responsible for this <i>contretemps</i>,” said Baretti. “But I cannot
- forgive that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and
- failed to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a
- considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow
- whom I killed should be regarded sacred—as sacred as though he were
- an Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so
- ridiculous?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,” said
- Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted—oh,
- quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and Reynolds
- and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued
- railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at
- Newgate.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone in the
- coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house in
- Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been uncertain
- whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to see Mary
- Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress of mind
- from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the conclusion
- that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in respect of the
- man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for him, Goldsmith. Now,
- however, that he had discharged his duty so far as he could in regard to
- Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy Bride.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the
- signs of recent tears were visible on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dear Dr. Goldsmith,” she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How so, madam?” he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to
- him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the
- point of death?
- </p>
- <p>
- “She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than
- when she left town,” said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her
- condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as was
- brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor Baretti?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It prostrated her?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is
- printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he read
- out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair to the
- floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her friends,
- instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And now?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming with
- strange impatience—I told her that you had been here yesterday and
- also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke
- from her faint—accusing herself of bringing her friends into
- trouble, but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come—why does he
- not come to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr.
- Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her in
- this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as
- acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw
- the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition is
- the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to call
- to-day.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,” said Goldsmith, “Will
- you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I
- am confident that I can restore her to health?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!—ah, if you only could! But alas,
- alas!”
- </p>
- <p>
- He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last
- interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of sobbing
- within the room came to his ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Now, my dear child,” said her mother with an affectation of cheerfulness,
- “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come to his Jessamy
- Bride.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most
- pathetically how weak she was.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, he is come he is come!” she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he has
- much to tell me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes.” said he; “I have much.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand
- spasmodically in both her own—he felt how they were trembling-as she
- cried—
- </p>
- <p>
- “The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead—you know it, of
- course? Oh, it is terrible—terrible! But the letters!—they
- will be found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be
- impossible to keep my secret longer. Will his friends—he had evil
- friends, I know—will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by
- your face that you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be
- undone—undone.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear,” he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I could
- bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “The best! Ah, what is the best?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my
- child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped
- more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to speak,
- but failing to utter a single word.
- </p>
- <p>
- He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet of
- her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for certainly
- a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only gaze mutely at
- the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the truth upon her
- meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not now be
- overwhelmed with the joy of being saved.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung
- her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks.
- Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed—not
- hysterically, but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an
- effort and walked across the room to the window that looked upon the
- street. He followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she
- turned round with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long
- was it since he had heard her laugh in that way?
- </p>
- <p>
- She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for her
- cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, and
- her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah,” she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I was
- right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew that
- you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to me for
- evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like you, dear
- Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that—so good, so true, so full
- of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the greatest and
- best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, dear friend! O,
- you are a friend to be trusted—a friend who would be ready to die
- for his friend. Gratitude—you do not want gratitude. It is well that
- you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you for what
- you have done? You have saved me from death—from worse than death—and
- I know that the thought that you have done so will be your greatest
- reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel that I
- live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me out of the
- deep waters—the waters that had well-nigh closed over my head.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon him.
- His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; but he
- felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since he had
- lived to see—even through the dimness of tears—so sweet a face
- looking into his own with eyes full of the light of—was it the
- gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman?
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the small
- hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the tendrils
- of a climbing flower.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Have you nothing to say to me—no word to give me at this moment?”
- she asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her
- fingers seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What word?” said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such a man
- as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete happiness
- as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in words. You
- have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my life. You have
- understood me—you alone, and that to such as I means happiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had flung
- them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the direction of
- the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You talk of my understanding you,” she said in a voice that had a sob in
- it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a man's
- nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy of a
- thought?”
- </p>
- <p>
- He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with a
- sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and
- locked the fingers of both together.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing
- the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in the
- throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman well enough
- to have no thought of himself—no thought except for her happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- “No,” he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say to
- you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for
- himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain
- happy—watching your happiness—in silence. Perhaps I may
- understand you—I may understand something of the thought which
- gratitude suggests to you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, gratitude!” said she in a tone that was sad even in its scornfulness.
- She had not turned her head toward him.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, I may understand something of your nature—the sweetest, the
- tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself better,
- and I know in what direction lies my happiness—in what direction
- lies your happiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! are you sure that they are two—that they are separate?” said
- she. And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his
- face.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He
- still held them behind him. At last he said slowly—
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were a
- chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to look on
- happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there is more
- happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not speak—for
- God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which are trembling
- on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she turned
- away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, with her
- face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly.
- </p>
- <p>
- After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair.
- </p>
- <p>
- She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a
- hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice—
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that word; but
- I can never—never cease to think of you as the best—the
- noblest—the truest of men. You have been my best friend—my
- only friend—and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by
- a woman.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word.
- </p>
- <p>
- A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Oh, mother, mother!” cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was
- right—I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a
- new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more—that
- I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Why, what a transformation there is already!” said her mother. “Ah, Dr.
- Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Friend—friend!” she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was
- always my friend, and he will be so forever—my friend—our
- friend.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Always, always,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you
- have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has
- just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition.
- May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by
- seeing you?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,” cried the girl. “Send him
- away—send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one
- but our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do
- for me that I should wish to see him?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear Mary——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet
- sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has not
- yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing together
- as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am myself
- again.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,” said Mrs.
- Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do, dear mother,” cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next year,
- sweetest of mothers, or—best of all—say that he had better
- come by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by
- and by is easily said.'”
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0030" id="link2HCH0030"> </a>
- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXX.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s he went to his
- chambers to dress before going to dine with the Dillys in the Poultry,
- Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. He had seen the light
- return to the face that he loved more than all the faces in the world, and
- he had been strong enough to put aside the temptation to hear her confess
- that she returned the love which he bore her, but which he had never
- confessed to her. He felt happy to know that the friendship which had been
- so great a consolation to him for several years—the friendship for
- the family who had been so good and so considerate to him—was the
- same now as it had always been. He felt happy in the reflection that he
- had spoken no word that would tend to jeopardise that friendship. He had
- seen enough of the world to be made aware of the fact that there is no
- more potent destroyer of friendship than love. He had put aside the
- temptation to speak a word of love; nay, he had prevented her from
- speaking what he believed would be a word of love, although the speaking
- of that word would have been the sweetest sound that had ever fallen upon
- his ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- And that was how he came to feel happy.
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he found
- a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had dedicated
- to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. He added
- poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly interpreted—verses
- pulsating with the love that was in his heart—verses which Mary
- Horneck could not fail to interpret aright should they ever come before
- her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- “But they shall never come before her eyes,” he said. “Ah, never—never!
- It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.”
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day she
- might read those verses of his—yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if
- that day was far off or nigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, he
- had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did not,
- however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to entertain
- his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's killing of
- Jackson as an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be well
- for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be to the
- advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the threats
- made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it might be
- possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. But Burke,
- after hearing the story—no mention of the name of Mary Horneck being
- made by Goldsmith—came to the conclusion that it would be unwise to
- introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part of the man
- who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer—as, indeed,
- they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity on
- Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered that a
- defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was most
- likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. If it
- could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently as some of
- the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, Burke and his
- legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance of obtaining a
- verdict.
- </p>
- <p>
- The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of the
- acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine nature
- had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's safety, and any
- one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated trial would
- undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this matter was fully
- justified. That there should have been any suggestion of premeditation in
- the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of Baretti seems amazing
- to a modern reader of the case as stated by the Crown. But as Edmund Burke
- stated about that time in the House of Commons, England was a gigantic
- shambles. The barest evidence against a prisoner was considered sufficient
- to bring him to the gallows for an offence which nowadays, if proved
- against him on unmistakable testimony, would only entail his incarceration
- for a week. Women were hanged for stealing bread to keep their children
- from that starvation which was the result of the kidnapping of their
- husbands to serve in the navy; and yet Burke's was the only influential
- voice that was lifted up against a system in comparison with which slavery
- was not only tolerable, but commendable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson was
- the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For all his
- railing against the detestable laws of the detestable country—which,
- however, he found preferable to his own—he ridiculed the possibility
- of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered it within the
- bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, however absurd was
- the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the likelihood was that he
- would experience the feelings incidental to such an excursion.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at
- Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty with
- his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent authority of
- Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition of the sage.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty
- of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste as
- well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of
- Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that if
- one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat his
- dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we know
- something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the idiotic
- insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record of
- Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably deceived
- no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be—however
- insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may—according to Johnson—have
- been, there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation
- until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though
- Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained an
- envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined to
- mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit for
- appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk.
- </p>
- <p>
- Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife
- was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, they
- might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought by the
- prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had attacked
- him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems rather a
- strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law permitted
- men to carry swords presumably for their own protection.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he
- joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which was
- felt—or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was
- simulated—by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of
- the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the
- circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had not
- been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance that he
- would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the counsel, as
- well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old Bailey.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he
- had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he
- was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the
- Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and
- trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works which
- he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in
- addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of his
- promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance.
- </p>
- <p>
- He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times to
- see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of
- friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in her
- usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the fun in
- which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too busy to
- reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's country house
- wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in their pranks, and
- to submit, as he did with such good will, to their practical jests.
- </p>
- <p>
- He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of the
- pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he would
- see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her
- constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both of
- them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure that he
- would be as strong a second time.
- </p>
- <p>
- This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged—this constant
- endeavour to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life
- endurable to him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that,
- when a coach drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had
- passed, and Mrs. Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the
- change which was apparent in his appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!” she cried when she entered his little
- parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he
- was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw
- you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but
- despairing.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, my dear madam,” he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack
- of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me
- assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to give
- me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught sight of
- you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a moment; I
- feared that—ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked as
- I was when you appeared before me,” said the lady. “Why, dear sir, you are
- killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one here to
- give you the attention which your condition requires.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?” said the Doctor, making a
- pitiful attempt to assume his old manner.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,” said she. “I will take you in
- hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now I
- will beg of you to go thither in your own.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “To Barton? Oh, my dear madam——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I
- should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own
- interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others than
- to help yourself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one
- who could be of the same help to us as you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There is no one who would be more willing, madam.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that mysterious
- indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced that it was
- you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again in
- need of my help.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that
- you are interested in her future—in the happiness which we all are
- anxious to secure for her.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family—nay, I can
- talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. I
- know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that
- Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No; she has not told me that.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the
- emotion which he felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally settled,
- and so not worthy of another thought,” said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Finally settled?” repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel
- Gwyn's proposal?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,” said the mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment
- one of gladness?
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,” said
- the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character is
- irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am
- convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him—and
- yet she sends him away from her.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is possibly because she knows her own mind—her own heart, I
- should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! she is but a girl.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives is
- worthy of her.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too
- rigidly on that assumption—an assumption which would condemn her to
- live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to take a
- practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely concerns
- the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you take a
- great interest.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I would do anything for her happiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards you
- with the greatest respect and esteem—nay, if I may say it, with
- affection as well.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! affection—affection for me?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard
- for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to yield
- to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. Mary is
- there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence with her on
- behalf of Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What! I, madam?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell you,
- my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving
- yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for no
- one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am
- convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion while
- turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your
- influence, will you not, dear friend?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I must have time to think—to think. How can I answer you at once in
- this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace
- looking into the empty grate.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are wrong,” she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is in
- your thoughts—in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she
- would stand on a different footing in respect to you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! a different footing!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think that you are in error in that respect,” said the lady. “Marriage
- is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is not Katherine
- the same to you now as she was before she married Charles Bunbury?”
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew of
- what was in his heart!
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,” said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- “And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,” said Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- “But where lies the need for her to marry at once?” he inquired. “If she
- were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should
- not marry at once; but if she does not love him——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Who can say that she does not love him?” cried the lady. “Oh, my dear Dr.
- Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world of
- whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, I
- was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When I
- married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually
- disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly,
- for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a
- woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing a
- just opinion on the subject.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous of
- seeing her married to a good man—a man with whom her future
- happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; alas!
- that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates her life
- and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is ruled by her
- heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what her uncle, with
- whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her meeting a certain
- man there—my brother did not make me acquainted with his name—and
- being so carried away with some plausible story he told that she actually
- fancied herself in love with him—actually, until my brother,
- learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop to an affair
- that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her heart——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at
- some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like
- the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not
- fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you
- desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?”
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a long pause before he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to point
- out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,” cried the
- mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not to
- put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl with a
- heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that
- direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to the
- ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You are a woman.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts—her longings—her
- hopes—and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart—ah, Dr.
- Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's
- life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?—
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'When lovely woman stoops to folly.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And finds too late. . .'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of
- poor Olivia!” He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines
- in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will go to her.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You will be saving her—ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,”
- cried Mrs. Horneck.
- </p>
- <p>
- He started slightly.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and saw
- you,” she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and the change to
- the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been neglecting yourself—yes,
- and some one who will nurse you back to life. Oh, Barton is the place for
- you!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “There is no place I should like better to die at,” said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- “To die at?” she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death
- still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for
- you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Your daughter Mary is there,” said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXI.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e wrote that very
- evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, one of his merry
- letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had resolved to yield
- gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant to leave for Barton
- the next day. When that letter was written he gave himself up to his
- thoughts.
- </p>
- <p>
- All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between her
- and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making it
- impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought himself
- to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, Oliver
- Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her sister—with
- the affection which exists between good friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart,
- he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic
- heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she
- had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire,
- and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew
- what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He knew
- that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done that
- day, she would have told him that she loved him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to
- follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such
- mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be
- led in the future?
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was to
- be found only in marriage—marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn
- undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit to
- himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He
- undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a
- good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck,
- and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the dangers
- which surrounded her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He would,
- moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word duty, which
- would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his argument, tend to
- frustrate his intention.
- </p>
- <p>
- He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, and
- he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his visit
- would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought before leaving
- was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a moment's
- consideration.
- </p>
- <p>
- She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where the
- coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was even
- more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. While
- still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with pleasure the
- instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward him, and
- Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself painfully and
- laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement both on her face
- and on that of her brother-in-law.
- </p>
- <p>
- She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?” he cried. “Why,
- you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?”
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary only shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have been ill,” said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen you
- both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she ready
- to give me another lesson in loo?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,” said Bunbury,
- while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we will take
- care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,” he continued.
- “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! But we'll
- build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you and such as
- you, my friend.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I tell you I am better already,” cried Goldsmith; and then, as the chaise
- drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her face had
- become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; she was not
- even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and the ploughed
- fields.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the
- uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests
- which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; but
- though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the chaise
- arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her guest at the
- great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the depressing effect of
- her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not betray the shock which she
- experienced on observing how greatly changed was her friend since he had
- been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. She met him with a laugh and a
- cry of “You have never come to us without your scratch-wig? If you have
- forgot it, you will e'en have to go back for it.”
- </p>
- <p>
- The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had
- last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on,
- at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid
- vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly
- became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for his
- friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the
- harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that
- Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of
- his visit to the house he loved. He felt better—better than he had
- been for months.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered
- her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister
- after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing
- imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of
- his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily the
- manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of the scene,
- especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she declared she had
- good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so greatly as to cause
- him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, when he had meant to talk
- about love.
- </p>
- <p>
- She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much character
- into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to imitate, she
- never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating person would
- be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily than Goldsmith at
- the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into the
- already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected to
- understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his rejection.
- A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, and of
- course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely appropriate to
- Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and good-humoured mirth, the
- hours passed as they had always done in the house which humoured mirth,
- the hours passed as they had always done in the house which had ever been
- so delightful to at least one of the guests.
- </p>
- <p>
- He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its
- fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an
- incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was
- extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat as
- the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day treated
- before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to him—that
- Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her future such
- as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think what might be in
- store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only by her own
- sympathetic heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel
- Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to
- laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection
- of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no doubt
- that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of gravity.
- </p>
- <p>
- The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the
- afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with Mary
- in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new covers
- on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of the
- many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and jars of
- preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with bundles of
- sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, Charles
- Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in.
- </p>
- <p>
- “What a housewife we have become!” he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the
- head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before
- the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,” said he, “that I do not enter into the
- spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her
- husband.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Tis foolish on their part,” said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on the
- watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active abettor of her
- in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle threadbare by
- now.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,” said
- he.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Indeed, I agree with you,” she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do
- not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel
- flattered by his attention?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No—no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any
- man from the Prince down—or should I say up?” he replied.
- </p>
- <p>
- “'Twould be treason to say so,” she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel Gwyn
- be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way of
- treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more
- valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never saved
- a poor woman a day's work.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,” said he quietly. “On the contrary,
- I came down here specially to talk of him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,” said she,
- continuing her work.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,”
- said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Only of late!” she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of your
- thoughts long ago as well.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But
- latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.” She ceased her work and
- looked towards him gratefully—attentively. He left his seat and went
- to her side.
- </p>
- <p>
- “My sweet Jessamy Bride,” said he, “I have thought of your future with
- great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as—as—perhaps a
- father might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is
- dependent upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of
- snares.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I know that,” she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some
- experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame would
- have been mine!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful
- affair,” said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at first,
- and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But alas! 'tis
- just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,” said she. “Did not I send
- Colonel Gwyn away from me?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You were wrong to do so, my Mary,” he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good man—he
- is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able to shelter
- you from all dangers—from the dangers into which your own heart may
- lead you again as it led you before.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?” said she.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes,” he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as his
- wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a girl as
- you in the world.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! my dear friend,” she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to know
- that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from the day
- she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only begin to
- beset her on that day?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Often—often. But it would not be so with you, dear child—at
- least, not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly man
- all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the
- standpoint of her matchmaking mother.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this
- way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think of
- you always as I think of you know—bound to no man—the dearest
- of all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same
- position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have seen
- that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Yes—yes—I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your—your
- happiness—yes, happiness in the future.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!” she cried. “You are ready
- to sacrifice yourself—I mean you are ready to forego all the
- pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for
- the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to
- happiness—or what you fancy will be happiness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I do,” she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean
- to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not
- marry Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Nay—nay—do not speak so definitely,” he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will speak definitely,” she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to
- speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of being
- happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else with all
- my heart, I dare not—oh! I dare not even entertain the thought of
- marrying Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You love some one else?” he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment there
- went through his mind the thought—
- </p>
- <p>
- “<i>Her heart has led her astray once again.</i>'”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,” she cried;
- “I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the
- world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his
- heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying
- in a hushed voice—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, child—child—spare me that pain—let me go from you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not till you hear me,” she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love you—only
- you, Oliver Goldsmith?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Hush—for God's sake!” he cried.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will not hush,” she said. “I will speak for love's sake—for the
- sake of that love which I bear you—for the sake of that love which I
- know you return.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Alas—alas!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her love
- for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before heaven
- would be in my keeping silence—in marrying a man I do not love. Ah!
- I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood your
- nature—so sweet—so simple—so great—so true. I
- thought last year when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling
- which I had for you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to
- know the truth.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Stop—stop—for God's sake, stop! I—I—do not love
- you.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh
- died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes fixed
- upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You do not love me?” she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those
- words again with your eyes looking into mine?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do not humiliate me further,” he said. “Have some pity upon me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “No—no; pity is not for me,” she said. “If you spoke the truth when
- you said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not
- love me.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You say you know me,” he cried, “and yet you think it possible that I
- could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and sympathetic
- heart has made for your own undoing. Look there—there—into
- that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.”
- </p>
- <p>
- He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an
- exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering
- and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark—a
- figure attenuated by want and ill-health.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,” he said, “and you will see
- what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which have
- been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the pain they
- gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in the future?
- Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who have been kinder
- than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune that could befall
- them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I could be so base.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best
- worthy of being loved of all men in the world,” said she. “Ah, sir, cannot
- you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my affection
- for you?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Mary—Mary—this is madness!”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Listen to me,” she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I will
- put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that you do
- not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- There was another pause before he said—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an
- ordeal? Let me go—let me go.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Not until you answer me—not until I have proved you. Look into my
- eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just
- now.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah, dear child——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “You cannot speak those words.” There was another long silence. The
- terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words
- are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was
- maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice
- whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood
- before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with
- expectation.
- </p>
- <p>
- He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little
- way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and
- said slowly—
- </p>
- <p>
- “It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!”
- </p>
- <p>
- She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of
- the room—out of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much of
- the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy
- impulse.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0032" id="link2HCH0032"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER XXXII.
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he did not
- return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became alarmed. He had
- only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went out; he had left no
- line to tell them that he did not mean to return.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the
- still-room, he inquired.
- </p>
- <p>
- She told him the truth—as much of the truth as she could tell.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am afraid that his running away was due to me,” she said. “If so, I
- shall never forgive myself.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What can be your meaning, my dear?” he inquired. “I thought that you and
- he had always been the closest friends.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,” said
- she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance of
- Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and begged
- of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the proposal of
- Colonel Gwyn.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I heard nothing of that,” said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so I
- suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and
- said something that offended him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- She held down her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “You should be ashamed of yourself,” said he “Have you not seen long ago
- that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?”
- </p>
- <p>
- “I am ashamed of myself,” said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my
- harshness.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That will not bring him back,” said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is always
- the best of friends who part in this fashion.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had
- so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he
- felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and
- induce him to return.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came
- back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His
- face was very grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- “I saw the poor fellow,” he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick
- Court. He is very ill indeed.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “What, too ill to be moved?” she cried. He shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Far too ill to be moved,” he said. “I never saw a man in worse condition.
- He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks before now,
- and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love to you and to
- Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he says.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “His rudeness! his rudeness!” said Katherine, her eyes streaming with
- tears. “Oh, my poor friend—my poor friend!” She did not tell her
- sister all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very
- anxious to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had
- seen him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him
- had promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change
- to the country.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the postboy's
- horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a letter from the
- doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to
- Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting.
- </p>
- <p>
- When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained
- sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand—poems addressed to her—the
- love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long
- hopeless years.
- </p>
- <p>
- She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- She started up, crying—
- </p>
- <p>
- “Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me—he loves me as I love him—only
- his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love—he loves
- me, and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have
- sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself—nay, he has
- sacrificed himself for me—for me!”
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- “My dear—dear sister,” said Katherine, “is it possible that you—you——”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That I loved him, do you ask?” cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I
- loved him—I love him still—I shall never love any one else,
- and I am going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good—God will
- be good. My love shall live until I go to him.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “My poor child!” said her sister. “I could never have guessed your secret.
- Come away. We will go to him together.”
- </p>
- <p>
- They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went
- together to Brick Court.
- </p>
- <p>
- A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs.
- Abington.
- </p>
- <p>
- “Do not tell me that I am too late—for God's sake say that he still
- lives!” cried Mary.
- </p>
- <p>
- The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at the
- girl, and the girl understood.
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself into her sister's arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- “He is dead!” she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing
- that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.”
- </p>
- <p>
- “That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the
- Presence,” said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but I
- know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the thought
- of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever lived. Ah,
- there was none like him—a man of such sweet simplicity that every
- word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his works; you
- and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not less than
- those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the Son who on
- earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.”
- </p>
- <p>
- Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She went with her sister among the weeping men and women—he had been
- a friend to all—up the stairs and into the darkened room.
- </p>
- <p>
- She threw herself on her knees beside the bed.
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
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Allan Gilbert + </h3> + <h4> + New York + </h4> + <h4> + Duffield & Company + </h4> + <h3> + 1906 + </h3> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0008.jpg" alt="0008 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0008.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0009.jpg" alt="0009 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0009.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <h3> + THE JESSAMY BRIDE + </h3> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + <b>CONTENTS</b> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII. </a> + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER I. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir,” said Dr. + Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are a company of + intelligent men—although I allow that we should have difficulty in + proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down with a + Scotchman—and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which + intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on + ignorance and maintained by sophistry.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even the + most intelligent of men—whom I take to be myself—is interfered + with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of + another.” + </p> + <p> + Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in + Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced—with some + care—that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile + in the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn + faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the + conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, and + the latter—as Burke perceived in a moment—was solemn in + mimicry of Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on + his chair and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell + turned an eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so + that he might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon + Garrick's face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right + hand that he put behind his ear. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the + Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious and + unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their heads in + the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces were identical + as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who is greatly + grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures worked by the + same machinery, they turned their heads again toward Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of + maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching upon + mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my + intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I cannot + permit to pass unrebuked.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr. Goldsmith's + intention was so monstrous.” + </p> + <p> + “And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a + positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the + original matter, I should like to know upon what facts——” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art would + indeed be a departure,” said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot countenance a + proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.” + </p> + <p> + “And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did + you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?” said + Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so—that's not just + the same thing,” laughed Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the + imagination,” said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory arrangement.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, for the author,” said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which + was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.” + </p> + <p> + “These sallies are all very well in their way,” said Garrick, “but their + brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that Dr. + Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be + included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses no + more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with the + exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a + statesman—another branch of the same profession—and therefore + we are vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.” + </p> + <p> + “The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,” said + Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence—nay, even + to Boswell's—that acting is a trick, not a profession—a + diversion, not an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended + to the contrary.” + </p> + <p> + “It must only have been in sport, sir,” said Boswell mildly. + </p> + <p> + “Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,” cried Johnson, “but he + has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of + having you as his advocate.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce an + opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,” said + Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour——” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his + return from Corsica?” shouted Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,” said Garrick, + “but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of a + wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied by Mr. + Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as outcasts + because we happen to be actors?” + </p> + <p> + “Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,” cried Johnson. “And good enough for + you too, you rascal!” + </p> + <p> + “And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than + become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who have + relations in the church, to make such an assertion,” said Johnson sternly. + “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in your + estimation?” + </p> + <p> + “The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither could + the stage look for another Garrick?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street delighted + the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,” cried Johnson; and when he + perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay back in his + chair and roared with laughter. + </p> + <p> + Reynolds took snuff. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the puppets—I + heard him myself,” said Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with + that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,” said + Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. Boswell. But + to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; surely, Dr. Johnson, + you will allow that an actor of genius is at least on a level with a + musician of genius.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will + satisfy you,” replied Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that of + Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and Piozzi + the ill luck to be an Italian,” replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no use + affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the arts. + I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that you + actually believe what your words would imply.” + </p> + <p> + “You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,” said Goldsmith: “whether you will + have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.” + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, just as + there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really interesting + to me personally,” said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is that I rashly + made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for perhaps twenty + minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some agreement on a + matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. Burke and + myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.” + </p> + <p> + He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal education + in the days when grace was an art, and left the room. + </p> + <p> + “If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I can + bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “The dog is well enough,” said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in his + place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him in + his place he will tolerate as he does mine.” + </p> + <p> + “And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?” asked Goldsmith. + “Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders, + as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man, + we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you + have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say a + good deal.” + </p> + <p> + “What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his attempts + to shine,” whispered Boswell to Burke. + </p> + <p> + “'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice heard + in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?” asked Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “A Niagara?” said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it in + his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a Niagara + is.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in + undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER II. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he conversation + took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the Strand, where the party + had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as good company as usual. There + was a general feeling that he had rarely insulted Boswell so frequently in + the course of a single evening—but then, Boswell had rarely so laid + himself open to insult as he had upon this evening—and when he had + finished with the Scotchman, he turned his attention to Garrick, the + opportunity being afforded him by Oliver Goldsmith, who had been unguarded + enough to say a word or two regarding that which he termed “the art of + acting.” + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,” cried the great dictator. “Who + gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of + acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler who + kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. Madame + Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight rope, + will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter—nay, every poodle that + dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.” + </p> + <p> + It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission of + acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as Johnson + asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; it was in + vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included among the + arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the standing of + artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose that the + tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their claims to be on a + level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of humanity. Dr. + Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to him most + courteously by his friends. + </p> + <p> + Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told Burke + he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was thoroughly + Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and eminently + capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements of a + clubable man. + </p> + <p> + He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and + in reducing the others of the party to silence—all except Boswell, + who, as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point + of theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after + he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very + successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the + distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over. + </p> + <p> + He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what Dr. + Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, sir,” said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds' + ear-trumpet and his oracle—his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet + was as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any + evidence among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of + man was imperishable?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that the + ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a <i>memento mori</i> + at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, sir?” said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause. + </p> + <p> + “Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such an + object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to accept + the offer of a dinner,” said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest manner. + </p> + <p> + Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. He + felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,” he murmured, but in no + deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every one + present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was necessary + for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he was the + recipient. + </p> + <p> + “Come, Goldy,” cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must not + be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the + better of you in the argument.” + </p> + <p> + “Argument, sir?” said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that any + argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's + argument, Doctor.” + </p> + <p> + “'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. Boswell, + sir,” said Johnson, with a twinkle. + </p> + <p> + “The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor, + the wolf,” muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts + for his Animated Nature. + </p> + <p> + At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message + to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious + to obtain permission to join the party. + </p> + <p> + “My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?” said Goldsmith, + who appeared to be both surprised and confused. + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir,” said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had a + cousin who was a dignitary of the church.” + </p> + <p> + “Have I, indeed?” said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this must + be the very man. A Dean, is he?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common room + of a tavern,” said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any sudden + addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an + Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give + the order to show him into this room.” Goldsmith seemed lost in thought. + He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone told + the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face undoubtedly + wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any of his friends, + before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and somewhat undersized + clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands and apron of a + dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect carriage that + gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was white, but his + eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in one eye. + </p> + <p> + The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. It + contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table twenty + minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, perceived + in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to that with which + Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A little jerk which the + visitor gave in raising his head was laughably like a motion made by + Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of you + to be seated.” His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's, + although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made an + attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have regarded + him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,” continued the stranger; “you + embarrass me with your courtesy.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I have + the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.” + </p> + <p> + “I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,” said the stranger, with a + deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation + of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which of + this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly—I beg your pardon, + Oliver—ah, old times—old times!” He had caught Goldsmith's + hands in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air. + Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of a + smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long silence + that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an element of + pathos. + </p> + <p> + Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing + all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was now + worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise. + </p> + <p> + “I ask your pardon, sir,” he said, gravely, “but—sir, I am a painter—my + name is Reynolds—and—well, sir, the family resemblance between + you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith—a resemblance that perhaps + only a painter's eye could detect—seemed to me so extraordinary as + you stood together, that——” + </p> + <p> + “Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried the visitor. “My cousin + Oliver and I have not met for—how many years is it, Nolly? Not + eleven—no, it cannot be eleven—and yet——” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir,” said Oliver, “time is fugitive—very fugitive.” + </p> + <p> + He shook his head sadly. + </p> + <p> + “I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the + wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,” said the stranger. + “But you must present me to your friends, Noll—Oliver, I mean. You, + sir”—he turned to Reynolds—“have told me your name. Am I + fortunate enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there + can be no doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am + your servant. And you, sir”—he turned to Burke—“I seem to have + seen your face somewhere—it is strangely familiar——” + </p> + <p> + “That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,” said Goldsmith. He was rapidly + recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of pride, + as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The clergyman made + precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying—— + </p> + <p> + “What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty—the friend of the + people?” + </p> + <p> + “The same, sir,” said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “Then he is my friend also,” said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a position + to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.” + </p> + <p> + “You do me great honor, sir,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr. + Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so far + neglected. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Burke, you are our countryman—Oliver's and mine—and I + know you are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have + a talk with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “With all my power, sir,” said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir. Mrs. + Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an honour upon + the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.” + </p> + <p> + “You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do + you work with your arm that way?” + </p> + <p> + “There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “They can wait,” cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr. + Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel + mortified at what I have said.” + </p> + <p> + “This is Mr. Boswell, sir,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell—of where, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell, of—of Scotland, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. Your + clergymen might be better employed, Mr.—Mr.——” + </p> + <p> + “Boswell, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you ever + visit your country again—a remote possibility, from all that I can + learn of your countrymen.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'——” + began Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger. + </p> + <p> + “What, you would condone his offence?” he cried. “The fact of your having + a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still sadly lax + in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.” + </p> + <p> + “And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,” said Goldsmith in tones of triumph. + </p> + <p> + His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table, + bowing profoundly. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Johnson,” he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I am your servant, Mr. Dean,” said Johnson, towering above him as he got—somewhat + awkwardly—upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth, sir—leaving + aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in the church to + which you have attained—fails to obtain my respect.” + </p> + <p> + “I am glad of that, sir,” said the Dean. “It shows that you, though a + Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal on behalf + of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not disposed to + relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration for the + church.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face. + “Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. I am + not a Non-conformist—on the contrary, I would give the rogues no + quarter.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke to a + subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened country + and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you in the + company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe that you were + the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of conscience. I regret + that I was mistaken.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir!” cried Goldsmith, in great consternation—for Johnson was + rendered speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, + instead of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is + the great Dr. Johnson—nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the + weak,” said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest + gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one sense: + he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one scale. To + such greatness we would do well to bow.” + </p> + <p> + “Heavens, sir!” said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in it. + “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! sir,” said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be + expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course, + Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, Mr.—Mr.—ah! + you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though I doubt not you + are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you written that + entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence of such gentlemen + as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and—I add with pride—Oliver + Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,” muttered Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “And he has doubtless greatness enough—avoirdupois—to serve + for both! Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to + speak for himself, tell me what he has written.” + </p> + <p> + “He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of + Corsica,” said Goldsmith, with some stammering. + </p> + <p> + “And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy altitude + in literature?” + </p> + <p> + “You are surely jesting, sir,” said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar with + Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no need + for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the work + appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0037.jpg" alt="0037 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0037.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up a + volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown and + Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his wont, + until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose. + </p> + <p> + “Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them + with greater tenderness,” said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that the + purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the work of + others. When did he bring out his dictionary?” + </p> + <p> + “Eighteen years ago,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “And what books has he written within the intervening years?” + </p> + <p> + “He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of + our authors.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past + eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, cousin, + have written many works that the world would not willingly be without; and + I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable list; but your + friend—oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!—he is no true worker + in literature, or he would—nay, he could not, have remained idle all + these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not use his + pen?” + </p> + <p> + “He has a pension from the King, sir,” stuttered Oliver. “I tell you, sir, + he is the most learned man in Europe.” + </p> + <p> + “His is a sad case,” said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering to + him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious duty.” He + took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. Goldsmith fell into + a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's jaw fell; Burke and + Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr. Johnson,” said the + stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman to urge upon you to + amend your way of life.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that you + were a very impertinent fellow!” + </p> + <p> + “Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience—if you have + one—tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure + the knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this + room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have + acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you + have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a + friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your + friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips, + though they are workers—not without honour—at that profession + of letters which you despise—nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you + did not despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your + life to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that + a pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread + of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. Johnson, + if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think you will be + regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those tavern dinners + at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down all who differ + from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your love of idleness + and your intolerance? That is the question which I leave with you; I pray + you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my leave of you. Gentlemen, + Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have not spoken in vain.” + </p> + <p> + He made a general bow—an awkward bow—and walked with some + dignity to the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the + room. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER III. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he had + disappeared, the room was very silent. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face + buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince of + Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he published + 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?” He ran to the door and opened it, + calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!” “Rasselas, Prince of + Abyssinia'!” + </p> + <p> + “Sir!” came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your + chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect + which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave + decently.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith shut the door. + </p> + <p> + “I did you a gross injustice, sir,” said he, returning slowly to the + table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book since + your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the moment I + forgot your 'Rasselas.'” + </p> + <p> + “If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force of + your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson. “If I am + suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small + volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my + industry.” + </p> + <p> + “Those who know you, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of + your industry. As for that man——” + </p> + <p> + “Let the man alone, sir,” thundered Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?” said Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next to + a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; and, + in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no, sir,” said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of justification. + Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written even within the + year.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the—well, the less I think of + them, if you will allow me the paradox,” said Johnson. “Sir, the man is + right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey my + compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can forgive + him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my Dictionary. + Pray what is his name, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “His name, sir, his name?” faltered Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,” said Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “His name, sir, is—is—God help me, sir, I know not what is his + name.” + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell tells + me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did so in a + spirit of boasting, you erred.” + </p> + <p> + For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said + in a low tone: + </p> + <p> + “The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,” cried Boswell. “You boasted of + him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,” said Burke with a smile. + </p> + <p> + “His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of + nature are maintained when one hears his voice,” remarked Goldsmith in a + low tone. + </p> + <p> + “Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,” said Reynolds as the door was opened and + Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced to + the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. “Mr. + Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.” + </p> + <p> + “Whatever he may be on some other points,” remarked Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than + you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May I + inquire the reason of the difference?” + </p> + <p> + “You may not, sir!” shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to + acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that it + would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he knew + that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick were to + hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene for the + entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had heard more + than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield had created by + his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, played an important + part. He had been congratulating himself upon the fortunate absence of the + actor during the visit of the clergyman. + </p> + <p> + “You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,” he repeated, as Garrick looked + with a blank expression of interrogation around the company. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.” + </p> + <p> + “What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues + that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?” cried Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, one question,” said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed. + “Mr. Garrick—have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for + a relative?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, no, sir,” replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a + brother who deserved to be a Dean.” + </p> + <p> + “And so I had,” cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My + poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.” + </p> + <p> + “I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is + concerned,” said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's + gestures—nay, some of the tones of his voice as well—resembled + those of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table + noticed the similarity to which I allude.” + </p> + <p> + “I certainly noticed it,” cried Boswell eagerly. + </p> + <p> + “Your evidence is not admissible, sir,” said Johnson. “What does Sir + Joshua Reynolds say?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir,” said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, “I + confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as + regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he + was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.” + </p> + <p> + “But if not, sir, how can you account for——” + </p> + <p> + Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Be silent, sir,” he thundered. “If you have left your manners in Scotland + in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for the gift + was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country in that + respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken touching + this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in the light of + a personal affront.” + </p> + <p> + After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said: + </p> + <p> + “I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the past + half-hour than any of this company.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, Davy,” said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly + dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, sir, + and of what nature was your diversion?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.” + </p> + <p> + “So have we, sir—with the greatest poet alive—the author of + 'The Deserted Village'—and yet you enter to find us immoderately + glum,” said Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he + did not regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he + quite believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the + relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. “Mine + was only a sort of poet.” + </p> + <p> + “And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?” asked Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,” replied + Garrick. + </p> + <p> + He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment + for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who was + anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just written. + The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house in the + Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was short, + it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated by + Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree. + </p> + <p> + “A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman—he wore + the bands and apron of a Dean,” he continued, “not seeming to notice the + little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man + grasped me by the arm,” he continued, “doubtless recognising me from my + portraits—for he said he had never seen me act—and then began + an harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however, + that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction than my + neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, gentlemen, + he took it quite as a family grievance.” Suddenly he paused, and looked + around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest were grave. A + thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!” he cried, “it is not + possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, the Dean, + regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'tis an extraordinary + coincidence that I should have encountered him—unless—good + heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here when I had thrown him + off?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no Dean, + entered this room!” + </p> + <p> + “Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court on + your return,” said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!—a small man with the + family bow of the Goldsmiths—something like this.” He gave a comical + reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of mine,” + protested Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “And let that be the end of the matter,” declared Johnson, with no lack of + decisiveness in his voice. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman again,” + laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was endeavouring + to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version of 'The Deserted + Village'—he said he had the version at his lodging, and meant to + read it to his cousin—I ask your pardon, sir, but he said 'cousin.'” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, let us have no more of this—cousin or no cousin,” roared + Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “That is my prayer, sir—I utter it with all my heart and soul,” said + Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak—my poet and his + play. What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as + the subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + “I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme of + theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that scoundrel + Foote,” said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite himself again, + and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with that finality which + carried conviction with it—yes, to James Boswell. + </p> + <p> + For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details of + his interview with the poet who—according to his account—had + designed the drama of “Otaheite” in order to afford Garrick an opportunity + of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in feathers, and + beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while he delivered a + series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to Mars, Vulcan and + Diana. + </p> + <p> + “The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,” said Garrick. “My poet + explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to his + advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; and + when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite could + know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea Islanders + were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights in the Pagan + mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that the Romans should + claim a monopoly of Diana.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's contention + was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief to his mind to + have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the argument, though + he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in the poet's argument. + </p> + <p> + He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the + question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion + of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman + mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an + hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the + force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick, + originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his + tragedy. + </p> + <p> + When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson apart—greatly + to the pique of Boswell—and said— + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you + will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from + you.” + </p> + <p> + “You deserve no favour, Goldy,” said Johnson, laying his hand on the + little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants you + one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your debtor. + Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting you a + favour.” + </p> + <p> + “You say everything better than any living man, sir,” cried Goldsmith. + “How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you + suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am anxious + to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I have + written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.” + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several + years now.” + </p> + <p> + “Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Undoubtedly, sir—long before you became recognised as the most + melodious of our poets—the most diverting of our play-writers. I + wrote the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for + your second—nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and + if it be damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my + tragedy of 'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in + his eyes and his voice as he said— + </p> + <p> + “Your generosity overpowers me, sir.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oswell, who was + standing to one side watching—-his eyes full of curiosity and his + ears strained to catch by chance a word—the little scene that was + being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care that Johnson should + be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's house necessitated a + walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; but this was nothing to + Boswell, who had every confidence in his own capability to extract from + his great patron some account of the secrets which had been exchanged in + the corner. + </p> + <p> + For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object—nay, + when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch, + Johnson turned upon him, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell you + that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, woman + or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be a + friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, who had + every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by you, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his + good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month of + inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during the + summer. + </p> + <p> + The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the + Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house in + Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through Goldsmith's, + and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was very eloquent in + his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, he said, in spite of + the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an impostor calling himself + his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to receive the dedication of the + new comedy. Burke, who understood the temperament of his countryman, felt + that he himself might surpass in eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he + took for his text the magnanimity of the author of “The Good Natured Man.” + He, however, refrained from the attempt to prove to his companion that + there were other ways by which a man could gain a reputation for + generosity than by permitting the most distinguished writer of the age to + dedicate a comedy to him. + </p> + <p> + Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits, + quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds was + as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at a corner + so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of ear-shot, he laid + his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he said— + </p> + <p> + “You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best + friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy—the + greatest genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, + and there never will be another such.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon his + face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that you + are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, but + as for the rascality—well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both a + great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for + example, but——” + </p> + <p> + “Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a + device as that bow which you made, Davy,” said Reynolds. “It presented + before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths—all made in the same + fashion as our friend on in front, and all striving—-and not + unsuccessfully, either—to maintain the family tradition of the + Goldsmith bow. And then your imitation of your imitation of the same + movement—how did we contain ourselves—Burke and I?” + </p> + <p> + “You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “I'm convinced that he did.” + </p> + <p> + “But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.” + </p> + <p> + “You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was + tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.” + </p> + <p> + “You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not + certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to him + and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson and + never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.” + </p> + <p> + “You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain, + David.” + </p> + <p> + “It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, my + friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant, + Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are others + who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man to offer + an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.” + </p> + <p> + “He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.” + </p> + <p> + “And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to + attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a + man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow a bad + word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole dozen + could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our friend Mr. + Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of generosity + because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at them, but + preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I would + rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of a dozen + yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such as Bunbury. On + the same principle, I have no particular liking to be preserved to make + sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that literary three-decker, + Johnson.” + </p> + <p> + “I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old + schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.” + </p> + <p> + “That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up my + mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an actor being + a degrading-one—about an actor being on the level with a fiddler—nay, + one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old schoolmaster a + more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it is probable that + he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain truths which were + told to him by the Dean.” + </p> + <p> + “And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to + Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled by + that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking + characteristics of the Goldsmith family.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour—declaring that he had + never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were + magnanimous, David—as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an + arm, plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a + grain or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I + have seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest + commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal + force the immorality of the whole proceeding.” + </p> + <p> + They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith + and Burke—the former still talking eagerly—having waited for + them to come up. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed way + to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some + refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an + opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady + Betty Hamilton.” + </p> + <p> + “<i>O matre pulchra filia pulchrior</i>” said Goldsmith; but there was not + much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been the + loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of + Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll. + </p> + <p> + Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's + servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out by + the servant. + </p> + <p> + He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,” he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness + for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your + absence.” + </p> + <p> + “Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,” said Sir Joshua. “I + cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.” + </p> + <p> + “The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the + picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made a + point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside when + she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself + to your Lordship's eye,” said Sir Joshua. + </p> + <p> + “The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,” said the young man, but + with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also a + beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side of + the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick—two birds with the one stone, you + know?” + </p> + <p> + “True, sir,” said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.” + </p> + <p> + “That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,” said the young man. + “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at the + Pantheon to-night.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it not a mask?” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, finer sport even than that,” laughed the youth. “We are going to do + more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in twenty + years, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?” inquired Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,” + cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be + acquainted with them?” + </p> + <p> + “Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “I have often longed for that privilege,” said Lord Stanley, bowing in + reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the Marriage + Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always been my + favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, Dr. + Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so + distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me + invite you all to the Pantheon—here are tickets to the show. You + will give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night + when Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas, my Lord,” said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of Mr. + Col-man.” + </p> + <p> + “What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless, + you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to act + my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with an + air of mystery. + </p> + <p> + “What does he mean?” asked Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “That is what I have been asking myself,” replied Garrick. “By heavens, I + have it!” he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard rumours + of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers of the + Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of Vauxhall + and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the entrance + of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the leader of the + scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also one of the plot. Let + us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss being-present for the + world.” + </p> + <p> + “I am not so eager,” said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early + in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to be + on foot.” + </p> + <p> + “I have not, thank heaven!” cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith, I'll + swear. As for Burke—well, being a member of Parliament, he is a + seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.” + </p> + <p> + “We need a frolic,” cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough + dinner at the Crown and Anchor.” + </p> + <p> + “An Irishman and a frolic are like—well, let us say like Lady Betty + and your macaw, Sir Joshua,” said Burke. “They go together very + naturally.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER V. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir Joshua entered + his house, and the others hastened northward to the Oxford road, where the + Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a year for the entertainment + of the fashionable world—a more fashionable world, it was hoped, + than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh and Vauxhall. From a + hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and fashion sought their + entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly Rooms when the weather + failed to allow of their meeting at the two great public gardens. But as + the government of the majority of these places invariably became lax—there + was only one Beau Nash who had the cleverness to perceive that an + autocracy was the only possible form of government for such assemblies—the + committee of the Pantheon determined to frame so strict a code of rules, + bearing upon the admission of visitors, as should, they believed, prevent + the place from falling to the low level of the gardens. + </p> + <p> + In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda, + there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically + excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to + maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the + most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed to + enter. + </p> + <p> + The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions as + eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were + sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going to + those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such persons + understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be optimists in + regard to the question of the possibility of combining Puritanism and + promiscuous entertainments terminating long after midnight. They hailed + the arrival of the time when innocent recreation would not be incompatible + with the display of the richest dresses or the most sumptuous figures. + </p> + <p> + But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on + the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The + best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that + the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them + published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks + artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility of + actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually scandalous. + </p> + <p> + While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and + declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their + resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who + affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying out + of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make the + management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in endeavouring + to discriminate between the classes of their patrons. + </p> + <p> + When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the thoroughfare + was then called, the result of this meeting was making itself felt. The + road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for something unusual to + occur, though of what form it was to assume no one seemed to be aware. The + crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They cheered heartily every coach + that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed ladies to the Pantheon and to + other and less public entertainments. They waved their hats over the + chairs which, similarly burdened, went swinging along between the bearers, + footmen walking on each side and link-boys running in advance, the glare + of their torches giving additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows + who had the chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an + officer of the Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and + occasionally a jostling match took place between some supercilious young + beau and the apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force + his way. More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of + the lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the + next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing + with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury. + Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, drew + his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the crowd. + It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a space + was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was thrown + to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy dropped + upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the crowd + cheered and jeered in turn. + </p> + <p> + At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the + frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a + dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to + use both. + </p> + <p> + But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, all + the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, and + there was a cry of, “Here they come—here she comes—a cheer for + Mrs. Baddeley!” + </p> + <p> + “O Lord,” cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia + Baddeley for their experiment!” + </p> + <p> + “Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,” said Goldsmith. + “They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. Baddeley. + There are many gradations in colour between black and white.” + </p> + <p> + “But not between black and White's,” said Burke. “This notion is well + worthy of the wit of White's.” + </p> + <p> + “Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,” said + Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it + cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.” + </p> + <p> + “That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene as + this,” said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week after + to-night.” + </p> + <p> + “By my soul!” cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double that + sum to be safe at home in bed.” + </p> + <p> + The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley, + the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way + through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance in + front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold and + silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of + gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, and + they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one side was + the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. Hanger, + equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was immediately + behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of the lady's + escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage. + </p> + <p> + The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was seated, + smiling——“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,” Burke + remarked. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes,” cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am + fortunate in having her in my new comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,” said + Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for + several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress. + </p> + <p> + “And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of + the Duchesses,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + “My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's + sway,” said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band + will emancipate him.” + </p> + <p> + “If so he is in error,” said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never let + him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady Betty.” + </p> + <p> + “Till then, do you say?” said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he + will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had a + very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady is + most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to + Reynolds.” + </p> + <p> + The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to Lady + Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be a <i>fait + accompli</i>; but there were rumours that the young man had of late been + making an effort to release himself—that it was only with difficulty + the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon her daughter, + whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the + crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and + friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of + dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also + gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were + plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon. + </p> + <p> + It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession + that a voice cried— + </p> + <p> + “Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow them + to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!” The discordant + note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment a seasonable + one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town. + </p> + <p> + The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up a + shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a Methodist + service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with which the + early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another direction a + ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as well as men; but + above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the preacher was heard. + </p> + <p> + “By my soul,” said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I should + like to find some one who would give me a play with such a scene.” + </p> + <p> + A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in the + act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned suddenly + round. + </p> + <p> + “I'll take your order, sir,” he cried. “Only you will have to pay me + handsomely.” + </p> + <p> + “What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the + escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,” cried Captain Horneck—Goldsmith's + “Captain in lace.” + </p> + <p> + “If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he + would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to my + Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would + happen.” Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,” he + cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for your new + comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not wearing the + peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to be resisted, + whatever you wear.” + </p> + <p> + “You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,” said + Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs + stop at the porch of the Pantheon.” + </p> + <p> + “As a matter of course you will come,” said young Horneck. “Let us hasten + out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin to + preach!” + </p> + <p> + He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his + arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as they + could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his companion, + that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but for the fact + that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord Albemarle, and that + his mother had entreated him not to do anything that might jeopardise the + match. + </p> + <p> + “You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the + means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort + would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that his + act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.” + </p> + <p> + “You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,” said the Captain. + “Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole. + But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty and + the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.” + </p> + <p> + “Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party found, on + approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being under the guidance of + Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have had considerable + difficulty getting near the porch of the building, where the crowds were + most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed his way quite + good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the people, and was + followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little way behind. But as + soon as the latter couple came within the light of the hundred lamps which + hung around the porch, they were recognised and cheered by the crowd, who + made a passage for them to the entrance just as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was + set down. + </p> + <p> + The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed in + front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a line on + each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped out—she + could not be persuaded to do so for some time—and walked between the + ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered the points of + their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy than they would + have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at that period were + doing their best to obtain some recognition. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business” of the part which she had to + play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding herself + confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick standing at one + side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he bowed with exquisite + irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit was too much for her. + Forgetting that she was playing the part of a <i>grande dame</i>, she + turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her hands—one + holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan—crying— + </p> + <p> + “La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's the + prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,” said Garrick + gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the + porch. + </p> + <p> + The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely + serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan + collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the + side of the lady. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon. + What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady + visitor?” he shouted to the liveried porter. + </p> + <p> + “Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,” + replied the man. + </p> + <p> + “Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,” said the young + gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,” replied the man. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Mr. Hanger,” replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the + cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.” + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not your + will that we should come in active contest with the representatives of + authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that our + honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?” When the cries + of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the responsibility for + bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords to the front! You will + touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. Should a constable assault + any of this company you will run him through without mercy. Now, + gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and in + that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few + moments stood irresolute, but then—the points of a dozen swords were + within a yard of their breasts—lowered their staves and slipped + quietly aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt + to withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily + went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart. + </p> + <p> + To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from the + thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort walked + through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being sheathed + at the entrance. + </p> + <p> + It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the + rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some + of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to look + scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave the + assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose first + husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively plain, in + spite of their masks of paint and powder. + </p> + <p> + The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of her + daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been + twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess of + Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of a + body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob + anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had no + touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her complexion, + and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add to their + silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the cold + whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. The + solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that she made + with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that lovely + woman. + </p> + <p> + Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were + small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the + Duchess's elegance and distinction. + </p> + <p> + Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at the + lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her body + guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, they + exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess even + smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster shrugged + her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a Frenchwoman. + </p> + <p> + Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance + also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying— + </p> + <p> + “Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set + her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be + frightened away.” + </p> + <p> + Captain Horneck had gone up to his <i>fiancee</i>. + </p> + <p> + “You were not in that creature's train, I hope,” said the lady. + </p> + <p> + “I? Dear child, for what do you take me?” he said. “No, I certainly was + not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven + you the impropriety,” said she. + </p> + <p> + (She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than a + year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.) + </p> + <p> + By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and now + returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where Mrs. + Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you their + sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and to + express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour them by + your patronage.” + </p> + <p> + And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the management, + with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling actress. + </p> + <p> + “And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,” said Lord Stanley. “She agreed + to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.” + </p> + <p> + “She can take very good care of herself,” said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat + curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to underrate + the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to divide the + honours attached to her position with another woman, much less with one + who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. “Mrs. Abington is + a little timid, my Lord,” she continued; “she may not find herself quite + at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, to be sure; but for + my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better taste.” + </p> + <p> + But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was conveyed + to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of the honours + which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, and when this + news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through the porch to + the side of her sister actress. + </p> + <p> + And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll and + Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two actresses, + offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them frequently at + the assemblies in the rotunda. + </p> + <p> + The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the + condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged + their shoulders once more. + </p> + <p> + Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was + disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew that + the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the Duchess's + daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity of mothers + with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible suitors were + growing scarce? + </p> + <p> + Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played under + his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, and he was + compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more highly + finished exhibition of this form of art. + </p> + <p> + His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs. + Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he + liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to remain + in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious to see + what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and his + friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the part of + the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, he heard a + merry voice behind him saying— + </p> + <p> + “Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the Pantheon?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing of + a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth + century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on the + Oxford road.” + </p> + <p> + He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a + handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride—and my sweet Little Comedy!” he cried, as + the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act of + making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and + Katherine—the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam, + I am your servant—and don't I look your servant, too,” he added, + remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress. + </p> + <p> + “You look always the same good friend,” said the lady. + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take care, + for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it is not + that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something gorgeous. + What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + (His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and + Bun-burys.) + </p> + <p> + “Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your + company, madam,” said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But a + peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after + to-night.” He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses and + their admirers. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down. + </p> + <p> + “The air is tainted,” said Goldsmith, solemnly. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you + say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.” + </p> + <p> + “I said not so, madam,” cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As amusing—-amusing——” + </p> + <p> + “As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,” + protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, undoubtedly those were his words—only he did not utter them,” + replied the Jessamy Bride. + </p> + <p> + “There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such + witnesses!” said Mrs. Bunbury. + </p> + <p> + “I could deny nothing to two such faces,” said Goldsmith, “even though one + of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius weeping + over the Pantheon.” + </p> + <p> + “And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for + it?” she inquired, with her chin in the air. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,” cried the young + lady. + </p> + <p> + “Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,” remarked + Mary. + </p> + <p> + “And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the Pantheon + without the knowledge of his biographer,” cried her sister, with an air of + worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well qualified to be an + exponent. + </p> + <p> + “'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to the + Royal Academy of Arts,” said a lady who had come up with Burke at that + moment—a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every + movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith bowed low—again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which + Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest + unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot. + </p> + <p> + “In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,” Goldsmith began, but seeing the + ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and the + compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur. + </p> + <p> + “Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr. + Goldsmith?” said Mrs. Thrale. + </p> + <p> + “Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by + declining to argue out the matter with you,” said the Professor of Ancient + History. + </p> + <p> + Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's + quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed in + her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention to the + words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, moreover, + declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in accepting her + patronage. + </p> + <p> + She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms—most + of which had been said at least once before—at the expense of the + Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more + busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the + injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her <i>jeux d'esprit</i>, + she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the benefit + of her remarks. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, pointing + out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, suddenly turning + in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing behind her mother, the + jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the expression of dismay—worse + than dismay—which was on the girl's face as she gazed across the + rotunda. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith followed + the direction of her eyes and saw that their object was a man in the + uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. Abingdon. He was a + showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence of some dissipated + years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his bearing. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck and + gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant—only for an + instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to + the girl across the room. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become + white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after the + lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy of + feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been a + witness of a <i>rencontre</i> which evidently was painful to her; but he + spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely noticeable + imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; and, professing + himself woefully ignorant as to the <i>personnel</i> of the majority of + the people who were present, inquired first what was the name of a + gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently interested + ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that elaborate bow. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, but + after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head. + </p> + <p> + “I have never seen him before,” she said. “I don't think he can be any one + in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually nobodies—until + we come to know them.” + </p> + <p> + “That is quite reasonable,” said he. “It is a distinction to become your + friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor at + the Academy are forgotten.” + </p> + <p> + His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her + attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse. + </p> + <p> + “Heavens, child!” she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?” + </p> + <p> + “What should be the matter with me?” said Mary. “What, except—oh, + this place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and + well ventilated at all times!” + </p> + <p> + “My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,” said + Bunbury. + </p> + <p> + “No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a + moment,” said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's + sake don't stare so, child,” she added to her sister, making a pitiful + attempt to laugh. + </p> + <p> + “But, my dear——” began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by + Mary. + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and—well, + every one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the + faintness has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's + company? Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a + fuss. Lend me your arm, if you please.” + </p> + <p> + “With all pleasure in life,” cried Oliver. + </p> + <p> + He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how + greatly she was trembling. + </p> + <p> + When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister and + Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that, + immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer + who had bowed to her. + </p> + <p> + “Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,” she said. “Take me + somewhere—some place away from here—any place away from here.” + </p> + <p> + He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one sconce + with wax candles was alight. + </p> + <p> + “Why should you tremble, my dear girl?” said he. “What is there to be + afraid of? I am your friend—you know that I would die to save you + from the least trouble.” + </p> + <p> + “Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?” she cried. “I am in no trouble—only + for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you did not come in + the bloom-tinted coat after all.” + </p> + <p> + He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was broken + only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's song—the + hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the rotunda and + around the galleries. + </p> + <p> + At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend—I wonder + what you think of your Jessamy Bride.” + </p> + <p> + “I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,” said he tenderly. “But + if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may be able + to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a moment. Why, + what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry in France + together?” + </p> + <p> + “Nothing—nothing has happened—I give you my word upon it,” she + said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be + frightened—no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, + have not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could + not understand—psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. + Goldsmith; girls are foolish creatures.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?” said + he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? Think if + it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs are + concerned, but I feel that for others—for you, my dear—ah, + child, don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its + poignancy is blunted?” + </p> + <p> + “I have never had consolation except from you,” said the girl. “But this—this—oh, + my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's soul to enable you to + write those lines— + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And finds too late. . . '?” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to his + forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked slowly + away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than a dozen + steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of indecision, + hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is evil + about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their own + destruction, but by women.” + </p> + <p> + She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again. + </p> + <p> + “Let us go away,” she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner + of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever any + singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! I would pay + fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her efforts.” Her laugh + had a shrill note that caused it to sound very pitiful to the man who + heard it. + </p> + <p> + He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was + standing with Burke and her son. + </p> + <p> + “I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,” said Mrs. + Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no; I have missed no note of it—no note. Was there ever + anything so delicious—so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went + homeward, mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.” + </p> + <p> + “At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!” said + Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her mother's + keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!” + </p> + <p> + “Mary was always a wise little person,” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Wise? Oh, let us go home!” said the girl wearily. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,” said her + mother. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the janitor + to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach. + </p> + <p> + He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder + lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the + girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could + hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny. + </p> + <p> + The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went out into + the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While Goldsmith was + in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was furtively glancing + around, and before she had got into a position for seating herself by the + side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so clumsy a way that several of + the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, bowing awkwardly, and, to crown + his stupidity, he turned round so rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran + violently full-tilt against a gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to + the side of the chariot as if to take leave of the ladies. + </p> + <p> + The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and + staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until + the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered wig, was + barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his awkwardness. + </p> + <p> + “Curse you for a lout!” cried the officer. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith put his hat on his head. + </p> + <p> + “Look you, sir!” he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for + the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to say + as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir—Oliver + Goldsmith—and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that + we are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you + may be.” + </p> + <p> + The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging + cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, shouted + “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke forever!” For + both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as they were in + society. + </p> + <p> + While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman, + in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders, + stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. Then + he turned to his opponent, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you can + let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.” + </p> + <p> + “Or if it suits you better, sir,” said another gentleman coming to + Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord + Clare.” + </p> + <p> + “My Lord,” cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no quarrel + with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in the heat + of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman might not + make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I have the + honour to wish your Lordship good-night.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed and made his exit. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen Goldsmith + reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting him a letter from + Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let him know that Woodward + and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his comedy which had been in + rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, felt they were right in doing + so, as the failure of the piece was so inevitable. He hoped that Dr. + Goldsmith would be discreet enough to sanction its withdrawal while its + withdrawal was still possible. + </p> + <p> + He read this letter—one of several which he had received from Colman + during the week prophesying disaster—without impatience, and threw + it aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save + the expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken + his lines— + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + “When lovely woman stoops to folly, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And finds too late....” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + “Too late——” She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had + broken, as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had + broken, when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is + enshrined for all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress + of tears. It would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in + her eyes. Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice.... + </p> + <p> + What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl who + had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other human + being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had shown + themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing himself on + the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when Little Comedy + married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him which had begun at + Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he spent at the + Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his life. + </p> + <p> + But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy + Bride,” drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt from + the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature—that in + her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy which he + sought. More than once she had proved to him that she recognised the + greatness of his nature—his simplicity, his generosity, the + tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his trustfulness, + that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his intolerance of + hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was the note of the + most successful productions of the day. Above all, he felt that she + recognised his true attitude in relation to English literature. If he was + compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order to earn his daily + bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English literature. How + nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,” “The Vicar of Wakefield,” + “The Deserted Village,” and “The Good Natured Man” testified at intervals. + He felt that he was the truest poet, the sincerest dramatist, of the + period, and he never allowed the work which he was compelled to do for the + booksellers to turn him aside from his high aims. + </p> + <p> + It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood what + his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of the world. + She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she understood him + and sympathised with him. + </p> + <p> + As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of + her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the + time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied + her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered + how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a long + visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look of + gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her with + a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield” was the book, and she had said— + </p> + <p> + “You can never, never know what it has been to me—what it has done + for me.” Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude—of + affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes had + overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not be + easily severed. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0105.jpg" alt="0105 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0105.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's + song. + </p> + <p> + What was he to think of her? + </p> + <p> + One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, on + glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had + changed from one of merriment to one of despair—the despair of a + bird that finds itself in the net of the fowler. + </p> + <p> + What was he to think of her? + </p> + <p> + He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of her, + but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt + certain, brought about her change of mood. + </p> + <p> + It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to + guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him + going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest + means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep the + man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most + rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose. + </p> + <p> + Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary it had + proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the girls, and + he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to regard the + occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run the man + through some vital part. + </p> + <p> + What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the very + sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, and his + too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number of answers + to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no ill of her. + He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly good. He felt + that her concern was on account of some one else who might be in the power + of that man. He knew how generous she was—how sympathetic. He had + told her some of his own troubles, and though he did so lightly, as was + his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing of them. Might it not + then be that the trouble which affected her was not her own, but + another's? + </p> + <p> + Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the + incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind. + </p> + <p> + Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow whose + appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had escaped + with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an ordinary + shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how he had + declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a man he would + have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but design, and would + have been ready to fight. + </p> + <p> + Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of the + man would be a step in the right direction. + </p> + <p> + It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the morning + that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which contained some + unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the details of the news, + but he was certain that on receiving it he had a definite idea that it was + unpleasant. When he now read Colman's letter for the second time he found + that his recollection of his first impression was not at fault. It was + just his luck: no man was in the habit of writing more joyous letters or + receiving more depressing than Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable + mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those + to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He + could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said, + dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the + stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best + interests to be connected with a failure. + </p> + <p> + This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has + not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?” he said. + </p> + <p> + “It might be in respect to most plays, sir,” replied Colman; “but in + regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to + anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in + this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall try to bear both with fortitude,” said Goldsmith quietly, though + he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his gratuitous + predictions of failure—predictions which from the first his attitude + in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should like to have a + talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,” he added. + </p> + <p> + “They are in the green room,” said the manager. “I must say that I was in + hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work would + enable you to see your way to withdraw it.” + </p> + <p> + “I decline to withdraw it, sir,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “I have been a manager now for some years,” said Colman, “and, speaking + from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without + hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so + complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that was + ever wrote.” + </p> + <p> + “That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to + appreciate,” said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that + what the people want nowadays is a novelty?” + </p> + <p> + “Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of yours + is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's the + novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, sir, the + bringing on of that vulgar young boor—what's the fellow's name?—Lumpkin, + in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the refinement and + sensibility of the period—the fellow who talks of his bear only + dancing to the genteelest of tunes—all this, Dr. Goldsmith, I pledge + you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an early fall of + the curtain.” + </p> + <p> + “An early fall of the curtain?” + </p> + <p> + “Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene + beyond that of your pothouse to be set.” + </p> + <p> + “Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not a + pothouse.” + </p> + <p> + “The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.” + </p> + <p> + “Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not + apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad + through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit. + Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.” + </p> + <p> + “Of <i>your</i> play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a + share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for + having anything to do with its production.” + </p> + <p> + “If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in + respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act + with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's office + and went to the green room. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he attitude of + Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping with the traditions of + the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it so contrary to the + traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like the rest of his + profession—not even excepting Garrick—possessed only a small + amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented to + them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his own + acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted blank + verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional lines, + with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack of human + nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and he could see + no reason why he should substitute for them anything more natural. He had + no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure a comedy founded + upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious sentimentality of an + artificial age. + </p> + <p> + He had produced “The Good Natured Man” some years before, and had made + money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who had + condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that play were + still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading + characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but actually + intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named provisionally + “The Mistakes of a Night,” he at first declined to have anything to do + with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential friends—friends + who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised his genius when he + was living in a garret and before he had written anything beyond a few + desultory essays—and they brought all their influence to bear upon + the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the comedy, but laid it aside for + several months, and only grudgingly, at last, consented to put it in + rehearsal. + </p> + <p> + Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best to + depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging his + shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant to allow + certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written them. + </p> + <p> + This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position + than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was + soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a + half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur. + </p> + <p> + At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young Marlow, + threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was serious in + his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment Goldsmith + assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract with the + manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same contract + by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was handed + over to Lee Lewes. + </p> + <p> + After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make + the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every + chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the + manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every + possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined + to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he + provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually + encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints + regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said he + was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up their + parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued + rehearsing. + </p> + <p> + When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of + conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He knew + that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could not doubt + what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round and go back + to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw the play. The + temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of determination which + had carried him through many difficulties—that spirit which Reynolds + appreciated and had embodied in his portrait—came to his aid. He + walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with both Woodward and + Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + “I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr. + Colman,” he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious step + without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. Colman will + be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an agreement with me + to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he will therefore + sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick will, I hope, honour + me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. Bulk-ley that of Miss + Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the rehearsal.” + </p> + <p> + The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by + the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and who + had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now began + to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had been a + fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched garret knew + what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate to kick + downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him employment as + a libeller. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to him—“Sir, + you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will not be my + fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. You have been + badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your ill-treatment nobly. + For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to appear in your piece.” + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for + ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and + gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to assert + that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I shall regard + as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has passed I know + that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection of the + opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the success of + this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward + circumstances incidental to its birth.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly that + he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: they + reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, caused + them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,” said Shuter, who + was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle. + </p> + <p> + “You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,” said Goldsmith. “Lord, + sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident was to + happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned to a + certainty.” + </p> + <p> + The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place. + Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening + influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were + acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith that + none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet the + members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption that + its failure was inevitable. + </p> + <p> + On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had + since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers to + dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at a + wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake + during the greater part of the night. + </p> + <p> + The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her eyes + at the same moment had yet to be explained. + </p> + <p> + He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his elbow resting + on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After half-an-hour's thought + his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. Picking one up with a + sigh, he began to write. + </p> + <p> + Verse after verse appeared upon the paper—the love-song of a man who + feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only + consolation in life is love. + </p> + <p> + After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again rested + his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he had written. + His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected sincerity when + every one around him was engaged in composing verses which were regarded + worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were artificial. + </p> + <p> + He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to + Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would she + be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his + delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became + known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had + enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper + feeling? + </p> + <p> + His heart sank as he asked himself the question. + </p> + <p> + “How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?” he muttered. + “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is the + chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should he + himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life that the + man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to live in + loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was struck blind—a + great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from love receives no pity—no + pity on earth—no pity in heaven.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for an + hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper which he + had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. He did not + tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand to the desk + and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making the torn edge + rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of a woman whose + lover was beside her—that was what the quivering motion suggested to + the poet who watched it. + </p> + <p> + “And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!” he said. + “Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!” + </p> + <p> + He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts, + where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished + men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew + that friendship could afford him no solace. + </p> + <p> + He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like + giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER X. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>or the next two + days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes in his play as were + suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. The alterations were not + radical, but he felt that they would be improvements, and his judgment was + rarely at fault. Moreover, he was quick to perceive in what direction the + strong points and the weak points of the various members of the company + lay, and he had no hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them + a better chance of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman + called the “pot-house scene” would he change, not a word of the scene + where the farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow + to be omitted. + </p> + <p> + Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems + to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee house + talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the fate that + was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he not adopted + this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become aware, as + they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. When it was + produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the manager up to + ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a new set of + lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject. + </p> + <p> + But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some of + them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not + hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he might + not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not possibly + be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a pity, one + of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be so easily + avoided? + </p> + <p> + To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand + or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written it, + he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the medium of + these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the verdict of the + playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on those scenes so + early in the play was that the playgoers might know not to expect a + sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a natural school of + comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of the manners of the + day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only the broadest and + heartiest fun. + </p> + <p> + “If the scenes are ungenteel,” said he, “it is because nature is made up + of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less + interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin + when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a greater + favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest gentleman who + ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely on the ear of a + boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not interfere with his + romping.” + </p> + <p> + He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point + on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when he + did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from his + over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others—a disability + which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in + consequence, delightfully fluent. + </p> + <p> + On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast, + he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that the + Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some degree of + apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might think he + looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he was by her + side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. The words + still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it would pain her + to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite content that matters + should remain as they were. Whatever the words might have meant, it was + impossible that they could mean anything that might cause him to think of + her with less reverence and affection. + </p> + <p> + He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to find + out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom there + came to his ears the sound of laughter—such laughter as caused him + to remark to the servant— + </p> + <p> + “I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour, + sir,” replied Ralph. + </p> + <p> + “I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been + entertaining them,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the + entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat. + </p> + <p> + The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been + keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits of + laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an + amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him much + manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the + imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the + details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis + entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working + laboriously at his “Animated Nature.” + </p> + <p> + “Good morning, sir, good morning,” he cried, pretending to take off his + gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect self-possession, + previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now mind you don't sit + there, Dr. Goldsmith,” he continued, raising a warning finger. A little + motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, with his mincing ways, was + transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy and self-conscious in the + presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy politeness to get him a + chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very one on which the man had + placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you about?”—once more + Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to be careful about that + chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? Sir, that excuse is a + mere quibble—a mere quibble. This must not occur again, or I shall + be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, my good sir? Now to + business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man to make me a cup of + chocolate—with milk, sir—plenty of milk, and two lumps of + sugar—plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a patriot—none + of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think on't, your + laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for me; and mind you + tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in it”—this shouted + half-way out of the door through which he had shown Goldsmith hurrying + with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. Then came the monologue + of the amanuensis strolling about the room, passing his sneering remarks + at the furniture—opening a letter which had just come by post, and + reading it <i>sotto voce</i>. It was supposed to be from Filby, the + tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform in which Dr. + Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the Haymarket would + be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith had made up his + mind as to the exact orders which he meant to wear, ending with a + compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and discrimination in choosing + a costume which was so well adapted to his physique, and a humble + suggestion that it should be worn upon the occasion of the first + performance of the new comedy, when the writer hoped no objection would be + raised to the hanging of a board in front of the author's box with “Made + by Filby” printed on it. + </p> + <p> + Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain words—giving + an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here and there, and + finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a postscript alluding to + the length of time that had passed since the writer had received a payment + on account, could not have been surpassed. The effect of the comedy upon + the people in the room was immeasurably heightened by the entrance of + Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, as the amanuensis, immediately + walked to him gravely with the scrap of paper which had done duty as the + letter, in his hand, asking him if what was written there in black and + white about the field-marshal's uniform was correct, and if he meant to + agree to Filby's request to wear it on the first night of the comedy. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu + entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit + of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that + more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful issue + a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager of a + playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why should + not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?” + </p> + <p> + The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew that + Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, and would + not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In an instant, + however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious amanuensis, and + became David Garrick, crying— + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to reply + to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of your + experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with + nature.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated at + the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much what + might follow. + </p> + <p> + At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in + the room. + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir,” said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty + civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we cannot keep + the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the booksellers, 'tis + the world we think of. What is this?”—picking up an imaginary paper—“'The + derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed the ingeniousness of many + able writers, but there can be no doubt in the mind of any one who has + seen that noble creature, as I have, in its native woods, careering nimbly + from branch to branch of the largest trees in search of the butterflies, + which form its sole food, that the name elephant is but a corruption of + elegant, the movements of the animal being as singularly graceful as its + shape is in accordance with all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is + mighty fine, but your style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' + should be himself both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon + should himself be a buffoon.” + </p> + <p> + In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes, + leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis as + to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer and + warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked + Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the + imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then + the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked— + </p> + <p> + “The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! Lord! + what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to dictate + to his amanuensis?” + </p> + <p> + Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, around + the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household in roars + of laughter—as one delightful member of the household has recorded—over + his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of Dr. Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “And all this,” said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I told + him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment he sat + down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I knew he + saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea and send + him away.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0011" id="link2HCH0011"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith was + delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from care. He had + gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear that she was + unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry a mood as he + had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at dinner, and he + was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the mysterious mood + that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon. + </p> + <p> + She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told + him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though she said + that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the intention of + the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go together to the + theatre and demand its immediate production on the finest scale possible. + </p> + <p> + “There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence + Colman in that respect,” said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured to + talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not his + intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be played + for longer than a small portion of one evening.” + </p> + <p> + “The monster!” cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I feel + about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will tolerate + his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs some one to + be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him how contemptible he + is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. The occasion is one that + demands the powers of a man who has a whole dictionary at his back—yes, + Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten that if he does not behave + handsomely he will, in his next edition of the Dictionary, define a + scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps an author in suspense for + months, and then produces his comedy so ungenerously as to make its + failure a certainty. But, no, your play will be the greater success on + account of its having to overcome all the obstacles which Mr. Colman has + placed in its way.” + </p> + <p> + “I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be the + greatest success of the century,” said he. + </p> + <p> + “And so it will be—oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will—oh, + we shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box + and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed + upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.” + </p> + <p> + “You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to the + remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a + suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour + upon an ill-treated author.” + </p> + <p> + “I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least + one of the two enterprises—the first being the changing of the + mistakes of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the + changing of the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager—ay, + and of an author as well.” + </p> + <p> + “Admirably spoke!” cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The + Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,” said she. “Oh, + do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot hit upon + a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath of laurel.” + Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not far away, had + put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a word or two of + the girl's sentence. + </p> + <p> + “I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,” said + he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The + Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a + Knight!'” said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did + not like too many people to hear him make one. + </p> + <p> + “'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get a + better,” said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss + Horneck to discover the better one.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse + and damn the play,” said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name, and + if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the + reprobation of all honest folk who detest an <i>alias</i>.” + </p> + <p> + “Then that name shall stand,” said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir + Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have it + damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in England.” + </p> + <p> + “That is very well said, indeed,” remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives evidence + of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all should respect.” + </p> + <p> + Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, for + she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, but from the + other end of the table there came quite an outburst of laughter. Garrick + sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he was telling an + imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room. + </p> + <p> + Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to + question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the + story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should + not be told for the benefit of the playgoers. + </p> + <p> + A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner—his name was Colonel + Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck—took + up the question quite seriously. + </p> + <p> + “For my part,” he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the story + of Grouse in the gun-room.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible, sir?” cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you are + not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who asked + him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was locked—that + about every gun having a lock, and so forth?” + </p> + <p> + “No, sir,” cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a + familiar one. It seems interesting, too.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,” said Garrick. “But you are an army man, + Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the mess-table.” + </p> + <p> + “I protest, sir,” said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that I + fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog—I have myself known of + sporting dogs called Grouse.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,” cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray do + not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, and would + feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. Goldsmith was + an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death severely.” + </p> + <p> + “Then he is dead?” said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to + the narrative.” + </p> + <p> + “A particularly pathetic interest, sir,” said Garrick, shaking his head. + “I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that that + dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us—that the gunroom door is + now open, but that within there is silence—no sound of the dear old + feet that were wont to patter and potter—you will pardon my emotion, + madam”—He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith + became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured to + assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, did him + honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now without + seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had too high + an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face perfectly grave, + while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to suppress came from the + napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti said something in + Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the melancholy nature of the + party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, saying— + </p> + <p> + “'T is selfish to repine, and he himself—dear old soul!—would + be the last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in + the gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy + I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he + delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well + known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had no + particular character in the neighbourhood.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,” said the Colonel. + </p> + <p> + “Well, if the truth must be told—but no, the man is dead and gone + now,” cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all + do, the nimbleness of his wit—the genial mirth which ran through the + gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun + is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse or + two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet + thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the + comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not + afraid to joke, sir, and——” + </p> + <p> + “But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy + read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never + actually narrated, but only hinted at,” said Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + “That makes little matter, sir,” said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould + Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next + year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.” + </p> + <p> + “At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,” said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which Mr. + Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of the + story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.” Colonel + Gwyn looked puzzled. + </p> + <p> + “I protest, madam,” said he, “that up to the present—ah! I fear that + the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to be + led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind you—I + fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but——” + </p> + <p> + This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with laughter, + which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel Gwyn's face was + taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and then at Little + Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never quite make out what + was going on around her in that strange household where she had been + thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the ultra-grave Garrick, and + then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with a view of assuring him that + she understood perfectly how he came to be merry. + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn,” said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own + reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate when + to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet—ah, I perceive + they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that, + sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and + the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I + don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for + some years.” + </p> + <p> + He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining + in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of + the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun. + </p> + <p> + When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little + embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who was + hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends every + evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which chanced to be + broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of port-glasses at his end + of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom he cheered by telling him + that he had already given a lesson to Woodward regarding the speaking of + the prologue which he, Garrick, had written for the comedy. He said he + believed Woodward would repeat the lines very effectively. When Goldsmith + mentioned that Colman declined to have a single scene painted for the + production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick were indignant. + </p> + <p> + “You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,” said the + latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the play + to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Davy, my friend,” Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in + reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst—or the best. + If the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal + for the next year or two.” + </p> + <p> + In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the + entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a + room. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head + and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting long + sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was supposed + to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment has survived, + and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with Garrick repeating + the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous change of + expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with Goldsmith + burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly amusing gestures + the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed that Sir Joshua's + guests were convulsed. + </p> + <p> + After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two + playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and + did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines after + the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous than that of + the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an affecting passage + from Addison's “Cato,” Goldsmith began to sing the song which he had been + compelled to omit from the part of Miss Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. + Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course Garrick's gestures during the + delivery of the song were marvellously ingenious, and an additional + element of attraction was introduced by Dr. Burney, who hastily seated + himself at the pianoforte and interwove a medley accompaniment, + introducing all the airs then popular, but without prejudice to the + harmonies of the accompaniment. + </p> + <p> + Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this + marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion + caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees—he begged + the lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was + accustomed to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica + shook her head. + </p> + <p> + “Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,” said Sir Joshua to the + Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of + hearing her sing.” + </p> + <p> + Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling + Angelica. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!” she cried. “Will your Majesty condescend + to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned to captivate + our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to conquer our + savage hearts by the exercise of another?” + </p> + <p> + A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was + thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's + springing to his feet. + </p> + <p> + “By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has + given it to me, as I knew she would—the title of my comedy—she + has just said it: '<i>She Stoops to Conquer</i>.'” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s a matter of + course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith communicated it to + him the next day; but the latter was firm on this particular point. He had + given the play its name, he said, and he would not alter it now on any + consideration. + </p> + <p> + Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play gave + him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret at not + being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he believed + the manager would play to perfection. + </p> + <p> + But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the whole + Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his customary + emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer” could be found + for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and the rehearsal was + proceeded with. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box + in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You + must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we may + be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is + filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?” + </p> + <p> + “I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss + Horneck—Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief + topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as will + enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but to a + whole archipelago of wit.” + </p> + <p> + “Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of + palms, and '<i>palmam qui meruit ferat.</i>'” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the + presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected + it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy + is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the + playgoers.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed + Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, and + Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his + critics.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that + Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the + opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for + his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as + critics. + </p> + <p> + Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his + servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every + outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the + broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed and + applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons—especially the + satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists—but it was + the drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of + Miss Horneck— + </p> + <p> + “Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?” + </p> + <p> + When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel + Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much amazed + as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage out of + compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority regarding + the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in the estimation + of his company, remarked— + </p> + <p> + “Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as + generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the + playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of + your wit.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent the + instruction of Dr. Johnson,” said Goldsmith quietly. + </p> + <p> + The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed it + during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it became + understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit their + regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been originally + cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the prologue, which + Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told Goldsmith, he had + already given a hint or two to Woodward. + </p> + <p> + The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which + Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who + threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely + thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the + epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley + declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she + herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's + ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies + were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; but + Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple + epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding the first + performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was eventually spoken + by Mrs. Bulkley. + </p> + <p> + “It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an epilogue + which will never be spoke,” sneered Colman when the last difficulties had + been smoothed over. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party, + consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary + Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production + of the play—when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the + niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny + either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's + almost caused him to break down. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him. + She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not + hesitate for a moment. + </p> + <p> + “I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,” she said; “my dress + would be ruined.” + </p> + <p> + He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation. + </p> + <p> + “Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour of + the play,” she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their dusters, + and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one of the + candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years contained + such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. Col-man for a + curmudgeon.” + </p> + <p> + “You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,” + said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and I + only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.” + </p> + <p> + “It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this + play, sir,” said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on + Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.” + </p> + <p> + “And above all,” said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success in + order to put Colman in the wrong.” + </p> + <p> + “That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is + important to us all,” said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in + the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be + saved by Monday night.” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,” said + Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a sense + of my own unworthiness.” + </p> + <p> + “You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,” cried + Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to + hear your play.” + </p> + <p> + “I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who, + when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care to + send a guinea in advance,” said Goldsmith, and every one present knew that + he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by Johnson on + the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield” was sold. + </p> + <p> + “And now,” said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the + future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday previous + to the performance.” + </p> + <p> + “Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the + success of the play,” said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would + be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public had + attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who know + your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that our + esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday night, + sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour to have + you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with us.” + </p> + <p> + “You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what you + mean better,” said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment coming + from Dr. Johnson.” + </p> + <p> + He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck + walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter of + a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character of Young + Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had sufficiently + recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how remarkable a + character he had created. + </p> + <p> + On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the St. + James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found the + author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a + salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered with + silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any mistake + on this point. + </p> + <p> + “Heavens!” cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear + colours?” + </p> + <p> + “Why not?” asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning to + speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy should + also be in black?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that you + forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat of + yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in front + of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you hope + that the King will command a performance.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous + garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in + dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it + before throwing it over the back of a chair. + </p> + <p> + “It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,” said + he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.” + </p> + <p> + He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with his + friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson, + Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already + assembled. + </p> + <p> + It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook hands + twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the King of + Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for regret with + him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He expressed a + hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have so depressing + an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their enjoyment of his + comedy. + </p> + <p> + Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did not + think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would be + quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the + frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after + all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose name + they had probably never heard. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for + the best, but still.... + </p> + <p> + Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of + Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have + heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their + merriment. + </p> + <p> + The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was + concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat + become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake + of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the clock + and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time to allow + of their driving comfortably to the theatre. + </p> + <p> + Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds that + Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his nervousness, + began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken at Lord + Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took place daily + in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave all his + attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to him—not + even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity College to his + friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with him. + </p> + <p> + While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the + theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he + had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant + to have the omission repaired without delay. + </p> + <p> + He never returned. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0013" id="link2HCH0013"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party remained + in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter from the bar was sent + for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was having his hat brushed, + that his party were ready to leave the house, the man stated that Dr. + Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in the direction of Pall Mall. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir,” said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than a + fool.” Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that + ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and + let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say the + best comedy of a century.” + </p> + <p> + “I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the playhouse?” + said Richard Burke. + </p> + <p> + “It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is + concerned,” said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt is + for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be + looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen, + Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a + burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.” + </p> + <p> + “You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the + playhouse, sir,” said Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “If I know anything of him, sir,” said Steevens, “the playhouse is just + the place which he would most persistently avoid.” There was a long pause + before Johnson said in his weightiest manner: + </p> + <p> + “Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.” + </p> + <p> + “That is very kind of you, sir,” replied Steevens. “But you may rest + assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.” + </p> + <p> + While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens + hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood + Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting alone in + some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable failure of + his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled him to hold out + against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, suffer a relapse + when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and his naturally + sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his life give place to + a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him to put in an + appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his friends. Steevens + actually made up his mind that if he failed to find Goldsmith during the + next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage on the Edgware road. + </p> + <p> + He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house—from Jack's, in + Dean street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster—but he failed to + discover his friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this + way; and all this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse—except + the one box that held Cumberland and his friends—were greeting the + brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably + contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant + authors had witnessed. + </p> + <p> + The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens have + imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous figure of + Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with a hand + behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and as phrase + after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and vivified with + numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, he seems to + shake the theatre with his laughter. + </p> + <p> + Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge + of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two notable + figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather + frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box. + </p> + <p> + Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little + Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the most + notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare + occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with + laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which + she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General + Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and + Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having + lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom + every one is so highly honouring at the moment. + </p> + <p> + Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,” as one + witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of + having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth the + resentment of the pit. + </p> + <p> + In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few + years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man” at “the other + house,” sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented + “Ossian.” He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him + an impostor. + </p> + <p> + The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her + younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has + for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from the + pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact that + Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his eyes + fixed upon her—earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his <i>fiancée</i> + are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important box in the house + Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may be gratified by + beholding her. It does not so much matter about her husband, who once + thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a concern whose + operations represented the potentialities of wealth beyond the dreams of + avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the Gunnings when she + first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever recorded to the + eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, mindful of that trick + which the cleverness of her mother turned to so good account, does not + condescend to notice from her box, where she sits with Lady Betty + Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though she is acquainted + with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising between the acts. + </p> + <p> + What a play! What spectators! + </p> + <p> + We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought to + those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with delight + at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the little man + with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal. + </p> + <p> + Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality upon + their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his + biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed + down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own! + </p> + <p> + And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands + nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in St. + James's Park. + </p> + <p> + Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching for + him. + </p> + <p> + “Don't speak, man, for God's sake,” cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but + that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that + the comedy is ended—that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in + the middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is + ended.” + </p> + <p> + “Not I,” said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man, + what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at the + coffee house?” + </p> + <p> + “I don't know what you speak of,” said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to + hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play—don't fear + to tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly + twenty years; I am not easily dismayed.” + </p> + <p> + “My dear friend,” said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to the + playhouse unless you are in my company—I promised so much to Dr. + Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving + yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art, + sir?” + </p> + <p> + “What do you mean by that?” + </p> + <p> + “I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise on + the stage that you, and you only, can decide—are you willing to + allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, who + is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true + prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great man, + too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I am + convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?” + </p> + <p> + “It shall not—it shall not!” cried Goldsmith after a short pause. + “I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I have + something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in this battle + have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my friend—I'll + go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to avert disaster.” + </p> + <p> + They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was + obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to + Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of the + play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence to + insist on a scene being omitted—or, perhaps, a whole act; and + nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect. + </p> + <p> + When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his head + out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the playhouse—that + his worst fears were realized. + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense!” cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other window. + “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental to any + performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on their + boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy has yet + to be damned.” + </p> + <p> + When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage door, + looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as if to + see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the back of + the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, in the + part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had driven her + forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was within twenty + yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights were far too strong; + unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have failed to recognise + the familiar features of the scene. The next moment there came a hiss—a + solitary hiss from the boxes. + </p> + <p> + “What's that, Mr. Colman?” whispered the excited author. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir,” said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib + when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?” + </p> + <p> + “That's a lie,” said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as + Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was + assured from the first.” + </p> + <p> + “By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend + while I live!” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a lie, and + surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever uttered. Goldsmith was + soon made aware of this. The laughter that followed Tony Lumpkin's + pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle was a highwayman was not the + laugh of playgoers who have endured four acts of a dull play; it was the + laugh of people who have been in a good humour for over two hours, and + Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from their laughter that the people in + every part of the house were following the comedy with extraordinary + interest. Every point in the dialogue was effective—the exquisite + complications, the broad fun, the innumerable touches of nature, all were + appreciated by an audience whose expression of gratification fell little + short of rapture. + </p> + <p> + When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not return + to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue was spoken + by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night. + </p> + <p> + As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of speaking + to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, and from + them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the first scene + to the one which was being represented, the performance had been a + succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every member of + the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and scenery + familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary success of + the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the offensive terms of + the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the audience, several of + the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and cheering for some time—so + much Goldsmith learned little by little at intervals from the actors. + </p> + <p> + “I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my + word; he has treated me cruelly—more cruelly than he has any idea + of,” said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do + anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes much + to you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Faith then, sir,” cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit + will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + And so he had. + </p> + <p> + When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue, + Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs. + Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, and + affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through half-closed + eyes. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, “I + hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were + foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray of you + not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at having + resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished + sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I might + have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.” + </p> + <p> + “Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?” said he. “Nay, I have a + part in my mind for you already—that is, if you will be good enough + to accept it.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!” cried the actress, offering him both + her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0173.jpg" alt="0173 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0173.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company and + the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of + congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter + had filled the theatre. + </p> + <p> + “We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr. + Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,” said he. “You + dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent, + indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. On + the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding modesty + good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make you a + coxcomb.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I hope not, sir,” said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,” cried + Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are than + your betters—I see it on your face, you rascal.” + </p> + <p> + “And he has a right to think so,” said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr. Goldsmith, + speak up, say something insulting to your betters.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, madam,” said Goldsmith. “Where are they?” + </p> + <p> + “Well said!” cried Edmund Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. We + expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back + garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.” + </p> + <p> + His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake on + the walls. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. She + knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she was + not mistaken. + </p> + <p> + For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit and + gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in the + green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived the + moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly imagined was + an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the points in his + comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian into Reynolds's + ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the background with the + Bunburys. + </p> + <p> + So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in uniform + had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind Mr. + Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, saying + a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, though it + was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the girl, and + perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes were turned + upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her heart. + </p> + <p> + He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out her + inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the + people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing was + paying no attention to her. + </p> + <p> + When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought it + advisable to bring her prattle to a close. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried. “We have given you our ears for more + than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.” + </p> + <p> + “I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, you + were remarking that——” + </p> + <p> + “That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be compared + to a boy who has robbed an orchard,” said the lady. + </p> + <p> + “True—very true, madam,” said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp + involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling + beside her. She was not smiling. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, 'tis true; but why?” cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice + did not appeal to Goldsmith only. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes; that's just it—why?” said he. Mary Horneck had turned away + from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and Henry + Bunbury were standing. + </p> + <p> + “Why?” said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become + suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because his + booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in his + pockets what he is not entitled to.” + </p> + <p> + She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly + did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the + successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his + attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had + gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even + more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room. + </p> + <p> + “You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?” said Mr. Thrale. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir!” cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed + some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.” + </p> + <p> + “What did I say, Goldy?” cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the + presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one + of them I accepted some days ago,” said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale + hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as + conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech. + </p> + <p> + But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He + laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of the + Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is + involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious to + explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this form + of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that refers + to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote + Garrick's lines in proof—proof positive, mind—that he “talked + like poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned + solely because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel + couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him + thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The + expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had + given utterance to some delightful witticism—which the recording + demons around him delighted to turn against himself—was the + expression which makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The + man who “talked like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done + anything in literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by + Bishop Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase + and a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the + fastidious Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put + himself to great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk. + </p> + <p> + While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that the + man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. Abington, + had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying to supper had + left the room he remained for a few moments to make his adieux to the + players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she. + </p> + <p> + “Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing as + he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he suddenly + returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if I wasn't + going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman in uniform + who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have met him + somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.” + </p> + <p> + “His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the Lord + only knows what he is captain of.” + </p> + <p> + “I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis + as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by professing + to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.” + </p> + <p> + When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly + affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the occasion, + she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in their coach—her + mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour. + </p> + <p> + The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had + produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having + eaten no dinner—Johnson and his friends had been by no means + reticent on the subject of the dinner—he was without an appetite for + the delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was + in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and + endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained + almost speechless the whole evening. + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been quite + obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with us at + Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a little + comedy may become a great tragedy.” + </p> + <p> + Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his + play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and + Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as he + could without being rude. + </p> + <p> + He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick Court. + But it was almost daylight before he went to bed. + </p> + <p> + All his life he had been looking forward to this night—the night + that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him an + incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his period. + And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with destiny was + within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever felt in his + garret. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0015" id="link2HCH0015"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hat did it all + mean? + </p> + <p> + That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not + refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,” which had placed + him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to the + strange incident which had occurred in the green room. + </p> + <p> + The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had been + speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of + reputation—he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of + reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green + room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his + glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the eyes of + such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. Woffington, + showed that he was a person of no position in society. This conclusion to + which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no persons of any + distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the playhouse had + shown that they were acquainted with him—no one person save only + Mary Horneck. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and Mrs. + Bulk-ley. + </p> + <p> + This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have been + incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had invariably + shunned in society those persons—women as well as men—who had + shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested the man—he + was popular enough at that period—who had allowed innuendoes to do + duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman—she is popular + enough now—who had laughed at and made light of the innuendoes, + bordering upon impropriety, of such a man. + </p> + <p> + And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least + fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt. + The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands with + the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for her own + ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary Horneck + stood in a very different position from that occupied by the Duchess. + While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the lead of any + leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from the actresses. + </p> + <p> + And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one of + these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor—a man + who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family. + </p> + <p> + What could this curious incident mean? + </p> + <p> + The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon + the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which + had arrived—not a post had been missed—from persons who + professed the most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to + borrow from him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom + he had rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had, + consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would continue + his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so marked a + way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their letters lay + unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he sent his + guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That was how he + contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had earned since + leaving his garret.) + </p> + <p> + His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he + left his chambers. + </p> + <p> + He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what + no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed to + notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain Jackson—he + would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared to him more + than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to another girl all + that he had noticed, he would have said that such a matter required no + explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young girls with men of the + stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, however, the matter was + not so easily explained. The shrug and the raising of the eyebrows were + singularly inappropriate to any consideration of an incident in which she + was concerned. + </p> + <p> + He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the + success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several of + the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on terms of + the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a cordiality, + the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. Among them was + one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had early found a friend + in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this early friendship of his. + </p> + <p> + Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant + word, and whose wife was his laundress—not wholly above suspicion as + regards her honesty—stammered his congratulations, and received the + crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he had + always suspected—that there was a great deal of friendliness in the + world for men who have become successful. + </p> + <p> + Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling + that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before + another hour would pass. + </p> + <p> + He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was + alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some + time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of such + intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to inquire if + Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to ear as he + admitted the visitor. + </p> + <p> + “I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,” he said, + his grin expanding genially. + </p> + <p> + “Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?” said Goldsmith. + “You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?” + </p> + <p> + “I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the table—and + Mr. Marlow's man, sir—as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what more + you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says he quite + cool-like and satisfied—and it's the gentleman's own private house, + after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh till he + thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then sent us + off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some fools about us + said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. Northcote—Sir + Joshua's young man, sir—he up and says that nature isn't always + genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth—I beg + your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself + couldn't ha' done worse than me—talking so familiar-like, instead of + showing you up.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing + his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons, + George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; and, + to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for my + benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,” whispered the man, for he had led the + way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If I + told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory + without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls this + year, sir.” + </p> + <p> + In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck. + </p> + <p> + She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice + that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to + smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely + ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were + sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them that + touched him deeply. + </p> + <p> + “You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do + honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,” she said, + giving him her hand. “But it was impossible—oh, quite impossible, + for me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering + how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear friend.” + </p> + <p> + “It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,” said he. “I was looking forward to + that night also—I don't know for how many years—all my life, + it seems to me.” + </p> + <p> + “Never mind!” she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never mind! + your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you now; + every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.” + </p> + <p> + “There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,” said + Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a + single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was + miserable.” + </p> + <p> + “I know it,” she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and + knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.” + </p> + <p> + “What is the matter, Mary?” he asked her after a pause. “Once before I + begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be + able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man of + many resources.” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot tell you,” she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There are + some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree that a + woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with another—either + with a sister or with a brother—even so good a friend as Oliver + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,” said he. + “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its origin + to me.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I see everything but too plainly,” she cried, throwing herself down + on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my + misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises. + Oh, I have said too much,” she cried piteously. She had sprung to her feet + and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget what I + have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; oh, pray + go away—go away and leave me alone with my sorrow—it is my own—no + one has a right to it but myself.” + </p> + <p> + There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a + little flash from her eyes as she spoke. + </p> + <p> + “No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,” said he. “You shall tell + me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room last + night has to do with your sorrow.” + </p> + <p> + She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a curious + look of cunning in her eyes—a look that made him shudder, so foreign + was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault. + </p> + <p> + “A man? Did I speak to a man?” she said slowly, affecting an endeavour to + recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I suppose I + spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded it was! And + it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked in their paint!—almost + as terrible as a lady of quality!” + </p> + <p> + “Poor child!” said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide + everything from me you have told me all—all except—listen to + me, Mary. Nothing that I can hear—nothing that you can tell me—will + cause me to think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to + make me aware that that man—Captain Jackson, he calls himself——” + </p> + <p> + “How did you find out his name?” she said in a whisper. “I did not tell + you his name even at the Pantheon.” + </p> + <p> + “No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me + why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well + as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see + rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?” + </p> + <p> + “He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet——” + </p> + <p> + “How has he got you in his power—that is what you are going to tell + me.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not know + me, or you would not ask me to tell you.” + </p> + <p> + “What would you have me think, child?” + </p> + <p> + “Think the worst—the worst that your kind heart can think—only + leave me—leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I + may soon die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything ill + of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have written so + much as I have written about men and women without being able to know when + a woman is altogether good—a man altogether bad? I know you, my + dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? Think of the + friends you have.” + </p> + <p> + “It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but if + they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with + loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool, + fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?” + </p> + <p> + “For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.” + </p> + <p> + “It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch who + stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being thrust + out behind to push her over.” + </p> + <p> + She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own + thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms. + </p> + <p> + “That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind you, + there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from slipping. + There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, or else those + who hold them out to you will go over the brink with you. Ah, my dear, + dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In another year—perhaps + in another month—you will wonder how you could ever have taken so + gloomy a view of the present hour.” + </p> + <p> + A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained there, + however. Then she shook her head, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Alas! Alas!” + </p> + <p> + She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his own, + laying his other caressingly on her head. + </p> + <p> + “You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,” said he. “You fill + with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that it + would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my dying + could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What I do say + is that I should like to live for you—to live to see happiness once + again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing—you will not + give me a chance of helping you.” + </p> + <p> + She shook her head sadly. + </p> + <p> + “I dare not—I dare not,” she said. “I dare not run the chance of + forfeiting your regard forever.” + </p> + <p> + “Good-bye,” he said after a pause. + </p> + <p> + He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand + and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her. + </p> + <p> + “Mary,” he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only + beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again—that + you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the + company of such a man—talking to him as I saw you last night—what + would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible + construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my + dear?” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! alas!” she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise. You + will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my own free + will?” + </p> + <p> + “What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over + you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!” + </p> + <p> + “That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that + power over me—he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot + speak to you more! Leave me—leave me! I have been a fool and I must + pay the penalty of my folly.” Before he could make a reply, the door was + opened and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more + sedately and with a word of remonstrance. + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense, dear Mamma,” cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some one + who will raise her spirits—Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I am + sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? Nay, + you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain that you + would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but I protest it would + seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your attention. He doesn't look + particularly like our agreeable Rattle at the present moment, does he, + Mamma? And it was the same at supper last night. It might have been + fancied that he was celebrating a great failure instead of a huge + success.” + </p> + <p> + For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating + the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the author + some account of what the friends whom she had met that day said of the + piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a perpetually + sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her gaiety was out of + tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the first breathing + space that the girl permitted him. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0016" id="link2HCH0016"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e felt that the + result of his interview with Mary was to render more mysterious than ever + the question which he had hoped to solve. + </p> + <p> + He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he + had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd enough + to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed account + of his interview with the girl—a detailed account of his observation + of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the Pantheon, then + in the green room of Covent Garden—would have no trouble whatever in + accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could see the shrugs + of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed to be vastly + grieved. + </p> + <p> + Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all womankind + together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one woman to be + swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind generally. + </p> + <p> + But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe that + she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think anything + evil regarding her. + </p> + <p> + “She is not as others,” was the phrase that was in his mind—the + thought that was in his heart. + </p> + <p> + He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance that + when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not as other + women are. + </p> + <p> + He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that when + a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from other + women, he loves that woman. + </p> + <p> + He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out the + heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that had + occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in the same + apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that the killing + of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question which was + puzzling him. + </p> + <p> + After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he went + to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of the + author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.” Baretti was a well known + personage in the best literary society in London, having consolidated his + reputation by the publication of his English and Italian dictionary. He + had been Johnson's friend since his first exile from Italy, and it was + through his influence Baretti, on the formation of the Royal Academy, had + been appointed Secretary for Foreign Correspondence. To Johnson also he + owed the more remunerative appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. + He had frequently dined with Goldsmith at his chambers. + </p> + <p> + Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the + author of the play upon his success. + </p> + <p> + “If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it creates + in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,” said the Italian. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word + with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I + should be.” + </p> + <p> + “What,” cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who had + certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you mean to + fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be your + weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen you + should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty certain + of victory.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes; but there are cases—well, one never knows what may happen, + and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can do a + little sword play—enough to enable me to face a moderately good + antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted + in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.” + </p> + <p> + “How did you retort?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised as + gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + “Bacchus! An effective retort! And then——” + </p> + <p> + “Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after + making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout of + swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any + compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of + any first-rate master of the art in London?” + </p> + <p> + The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously. + </p> + <p> + “You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you into + a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.” + </p> + <p> + “Better make it five years.” + </p> + <p> + “Five years?” + </p> + <p> + “My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I + express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be made + a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell you + that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front place among + swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so short-sighted I + could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I shall never kill a + man.” + </p> + <p> + He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for + them. + </p> + <p> + “I have made up my mind to have some lessons,” said Goldsmith, “and I know + there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha!” said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there + are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian + teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If + you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with + such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser + fiber than yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men—nay, + even an Irishman—to show himself adroit with a sword,” said + Goldsmith; “and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services + towards this end.” + </p> + <p> + He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him. + </p> + <p> + “You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no further + than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular wish to place + myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,” said he. “I fancy I can + see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a fencing master.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall keep it a secret,” laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you run + your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the court + as a witness as to your pacific character.” + </p> + <p> + (When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called as + a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with the + murder of a man.) + </p> + <p> + He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had taken + at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own nature so + imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel with Captain + Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him through a vital + part. + </p> + <p> + He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers + containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon Colman + for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic of the + town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and so + strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial, + express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He + posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good + care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement with + whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with + scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from + the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the + lampooners to refrain from molesting him further. + </p> + <p> + If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have + enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many months + of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his triumph in + another direction. + </p> + <p> + After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern + several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with him + were Whitefoord and Richard Burke. + </p> + <p> + He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all clearly + ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was unaware; and + when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had received, the + uneasiness of his friends became more apparent. + </p> + <p> + He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what + was the reason of their treating him so coldly. + </p> + <p> + “You were talking about me just before I entered,” said he: “I always know + on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, may I + ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to me in + your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I hold to + be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all that you can + tell—as simply as you can—without prejudice to your own + reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?” + </p> + <p> + Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most + fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in + which he said— + </p> + <p> + “You may trust—whatever may be spoken, or written, about you, + Goldsmith—we are your unalterable friends.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, sir!” cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not all + my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to + overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have + bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?” + </p> + <p> + “Goldsmith,” said Steevens, “we received a copy of the <i>London Packet</i> + half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous + attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.” + </p> + <p> + “At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may + assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to + is none other than myself,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,” said Steevens. “It is + the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.” + </p> + <p> + “Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,” said Goldsmith. “You + know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once I + made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation + caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that it + is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where is + the <i>Packet?</i>” + </p> + <p> + “There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,” said Cradock. “Take + my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise nature of + that scoundrel's slanders.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to sting + me,” replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the <i>Packet</i>, and + you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr. + Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a + detraction.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the + garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,” said Steevens. + </p> + <p> + “Come, sirs, I insist,” cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?” + he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time + here when I can read the <i>Packet</i> in the bar.” + </p> + <p> + “Hold, sir,” said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you + would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched forth + to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the paper and + here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English writers—the + truest of English poets—the best of Englishmen.” + </p> + <p> + “You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick flings + himself upon me?” + </p> + <p> + He took the <i>Packet</i>. It opened automatically, where an imaginary + letter to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,” appeared. + </p> + <p> + He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had + nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank + from it—he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing—but + suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had + crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then + flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the room + with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword and + placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a word to + any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane only. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0017" id="link2HCH0017"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>enrick's article + in the <i>London Packet</i> remains to this day as the vilest example of + scurrility published under the form of criticism. All the venom that can + be engendered by envy and malice appears in every line of it. It contains + no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains no clever phrase. It is + the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the demon of jealousy. The note + of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, strident and strenuous. It exists + as the worst outcome of the period when every garret scribbler emulated + “Junius,” both as regards style and method, but only succeeded in + producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead of the thunder of the unknown + master of vituperation. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; but + when he came to that vile passage—“For hours the <i>great</i> + Goldsmith will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a + pier-glass. Was but the lovely H———k as much enamoured, + you would not sigh, my gentle swain”—his hands tore the paper in + fury. + </p> + <p> + He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did not + know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him aware of + the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He did not mind + any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have the name that he + most cherished of all names associated with his in an insult that seemed + to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was more than he could + bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind him and had struck + from thence the one who had been kindest to him of all the people in the + world. + </p> + <p> + There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read. + There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him and + the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck in the + face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to whom he had + been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would undoubtedly + feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself was to blame + for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt that if the + attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have escaped. Yes, + that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over him to her. + </p> + <p> + His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself + upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his sword + he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his hands. + </p> + <p> + And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been + assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink from + running him through the body with his sword. + </p> + <p> + On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take + counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew that + he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a corner; he + felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was made up as to + what he should do, and all that he now feared was that some circumstance + might prevent his realising his intention. + </p> + <p> + He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, the + publisher of the <i>London Packet</i>. He arrived almost breathless at the + place—it was in Little Queen street—and entered the shop + demanding to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. + Evans, the publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and + hearing a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop. + Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was in + the house. + </p> + <p> + “I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon me + which appeared in the <i>Packet</i> of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!” said + the visitor. + </p> + <p> + The shopkeeper smiled. + </p> + <p> + “Does anything appear about you in the <i>Packet</i>, sir?” he said, + over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry. + </p> + <p> + “You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!” cried Goldsmith, + stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of this + gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote it + struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.” + </p> + <p> + He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with his + cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his + opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a small + wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, and + had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and all the + noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his paymaster. It + was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back from the cane + of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a missile to fling + at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a table and hurled + it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it struck Evans on the + chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over him. This Kenrick + perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small shop chairs and + rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; but, before he could + carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop from the street, and, + flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught Goldsmith, who had risen, + by the shoulder and hurried him into a hackney-coach, which drove away. + </p> + <p> + The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the + room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became uneasy + regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving the tavern, + had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent the assault which + he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the person of Kenrick. + </p> + <p> + He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of the + occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his conduct. A + lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when delivered in a + broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain Higgins's counsel + of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule. + </p> + <p> + “Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have abstained + from doing,” cried the still breathless man. “I did what my manhood + prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done yourself, my + friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans—it was that reptile + Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to shelter him, + what was left to me, I ask you, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “You were a fool, Oliver,” said his countryman; “you made a great mistake. + Can't you see that you should never go about such things single-handed? + You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who would not + hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why the devil, + sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when you left the + tavern?” + </p> + <p> + “Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,” replied Goldsmith. + “And, besides,” he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with me + to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. I have + taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. Kenrick + won't attack me again so long as I am alive.” + </p> + <p> + He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that + Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of + which he was a master. + </p> + <p> + When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at + Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John + Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very + like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew + that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies a + lesson. + </p> + <p> + But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly + insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had + been less gracious to him—if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for + example, had been accustomed to treat him—regarding him and his + defects merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have + escaped all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause + of her being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it. + </p> + <p> + But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the + forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to + think about. + </p> + <p> + The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that he + had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several + years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of + despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks + that could not be surmounted. + </p> + <p> + He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her forgiveness + for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be responsible. He + could not, he added, expect that in the future it would be allowed to him + to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and her family as had + been permitted to him in the past. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl + when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow + which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only had + seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent Garden, + and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had originated with + that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if he was justified + in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not asked him to be her + champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it was a very poor champion + that he would have made; but still he knew more of her grief than any one + else, and he believed he might be able to help her. + </p> + <p> + He tore up the letter which he had written to her. + </p> + <p> + “I will not leave her,” he cried. “Whatever may happen—whatever + blame people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave + her until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.” + </p> + <p> + He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain Horneck. + </p> + <p> + For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother had no + reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and Kenrick. + But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation passed away. + </p> + <p> + “Ha, my little hero!” Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the + threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what are + things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the + booksellers?” + </p> + <p> + “You have heard of it?” said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but + you cannot have heard of the reason for it!” + </p> + <p> + “What, there is something behind the <i>London Packet</i>, after all?” + cried Captain Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Something behind it—something behind that slander—the mention + of your sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists between + my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as this—a + strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as you are + concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which he was + holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the words + never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of his own, + and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped it, and + burying his face in his hands he burst into tears. + </p> + <p> + Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally + affected. + </p> + <p> + “Come, come, old friend,” he said at last, placing his hand affectionately + on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do. There is nothing + to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little aware of your own + position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck family regard your + friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, + don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid for immortality through + our names being associated with yours? Who in a hundred years—in + fifty years—would know anything of the Horneck family if it were not + for their association with you? The name of Oliver Goldsmith will live so + long as there is life in English letters, and when your name is spoken the + name of your friends the Hornecks will not be forgotten.” + </p> + <p> + He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his + chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he next day the + news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by Goldsmith in respect of + the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the literary circle of which + Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling was one of regret that + Kenrick had not received the beating instead of Evans. Of course, Johnson, + who had threatened two writers with an oak stick, shook his head—and + his body as well—in grave disapproval of Goldsmith's use of his + cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes were of the opinion that a + cane had never been more appropriately used. + </p> + <p> + What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands of + pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly + afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre, + which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under + Colman's management. + </p> + <p> + Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who + had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl of + indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period—some + in the pay of the government others of the opposition—solely by + stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person of + the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in the form + of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded Junius. + </p> + <p> + The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the + public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest in + the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling audience. + When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the <i>Daily Advertiser</i>—surely + the manliest manifesto ever printed—the howls became attenuated, and + shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, even by Dr. Johnson—and + so emphatically, too, that his biographer could not avoid recording his + judgment—that Goldsmith had increased his reputation by the + incident. + </p> + <p> + (Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account of + this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and + received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.) + </p> + <p> + For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including + Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now + search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed + him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel when + he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster. + </p> + <p> + But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends + of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon, + found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not + responded to quite so heartily by his visitor. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, after he had made some of those grotesque + movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably accompanied—“Dr. + Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,” said + Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling + that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to + come rather sooner. + </p> + <p> + “If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you + to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,” said Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir,” said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could say + nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a fool—at + many times—in many ways.” + </p> + <p> + “I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir, + and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of + my suspicion.” + </p> + <p> + “If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he do + after having seen me?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain + to me to find, as I did in this room—on that desk—such + evidence of your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you mean, sir? My folly—evidence—on that desk? Ah, I + know now what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I + suppose for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, + sir, who could resist Filby's flatteries?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read any + manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.” + </p> + <p> + “And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably been + advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect for your + criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you suggested?” + </p> + <p> + “It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while + waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,” + said Johnson sternly. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith glanced at his desk. + </p> + <p> + “I forget now what work was last under my hand,” said he; “but whatever it + was, sir——” + </p> + <p> + “I have it here, sir,” said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time + noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson + laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived that it + consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the Jessamy + Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had them before + him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would be the result + of sending them to her. + </p> + <p> + He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his + friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the + matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, those verses, sir,” he stammered; “they are poor things. You will, I + fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they resemble + my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my man, but + Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the cost of + repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles——” + </p> + <p> + “They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man of + determination with his own future—with his own happiness and the + happiness of others.” + </p> + <p> + “I protest, sir, I scarcely understand——” + </p> + <p> + “Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the + character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own + heart speaks.” + </p> + <p> + “Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that may + come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your heart + throbs in every line.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise the + feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more happy than + I fancied.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I protest that I—that is—no, I shall protest nothing. + You have spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I + wrote those verses out of my own heart—God knows if they are the + first that came from my heart—I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed + to own it?” + </p> + <p> + “My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I + did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.” + </p> + <p> + “A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been the + sweetest—the only consolation of a life that has known but few + consolations.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable + as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr. + Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her + family have extended to you.” + </p> + <p> + “I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson. + What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better + remain unspoken by either of us—what if I do love her? Where is the + indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? Does + one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?” + </p> + <p> + “My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself—yes, + and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to know—and, + indeed, I think she must—that she has been the cause, even though + the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she will not be + free from unhappiness.” + </p> + <p> + “She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens all + my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, if I know your character—and I believe I have known it + for some years—you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my + dear friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but + a battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not + come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put + it to flight before it prove your ruin.” + </p> + <p> + “Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there is of + beauty—everything there is of sweetness—in the life of man—you + call it our enemy?” + </p> + <p> + “I call it <i>your</i> enemy, Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from other + men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for evermore + from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he has proved to the + world that he is most capable of all mankind of appreciating tenderness + and grace? What trick of nature is this? What paradox for men to vex their + souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from men, evermore looking on + happiness through another man's eyes? If you answer 'yes,' then I say that + men who are not poets should go down on their knees and thank Heaven that + they are not poets. Happy it is for mankind that Heaven has laid on few + men the curse of being poets. For myself, I feel that I would rather be a + man for an hour than a poet for all time.” + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us look + at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate enough + to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be brought to + think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish enough to regard + their kindness to you—their acceptance of you as a friend—as + encouragement in your mad aspirations.” + </p> + <p> + “You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak + only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir, + not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you as + a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to her? + Answer me that question, sir.” + </p> + <p> + But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his + hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat. + </p> + <p> + “You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,” resumed Johnson. “I + will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would + only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but I + ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on your + side as ridiculous—nay, worse—a gross affront.” + </p> + <p> + Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor + resumed his discourse. + </p> + <p> + “The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you + desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, and of + forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your infatuation?” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith started up. + </p> + <p> + “Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,” he cried almost + piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not + hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that + the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses + which I wrote—I could not help writing them—but she does not + know that they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it + from me. My history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover—a + blank—a blank.” + </p> + <p> + “My poor friend,” said Johnson after a pause—he had laid his hand + upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the + table—“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups + which are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I + have drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of + others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means to have + double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself before now + worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have faced life, + by your independence of the patronage of the great. You dedicated 'The + Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. You did not + hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to offer you money + for the prostitution of the talents which God has given you. Dr. + Goldsmith, you have my respect—you have the respect of every good + man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your detractors + who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would give them an + opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will not do + anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and show all + those who are your friends that their friendship for you is well founded. + I am assured that I can trust you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0019" id="link2HCH0019"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen his visitor + had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and gave way to the bitter + reflections of the hour. + </p> + <p> + He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words + which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception—to his + hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion might + be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of vain dreams + that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his straightforwardness + there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that made any appeal from + his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in the utterances of his + phrases when forcing his contentions upon any audience; but Goldsmith knew + that he only spoke strongly because he felt strongly. + </p> + <p> + Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson had + said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake the + sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would + content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married + Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town + house—a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting + his father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord + Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were to + present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck? + </p> + <p> + It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his hearing + to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. The tragedy + of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their prospects in + the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he felt, the most + cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who make music of the + passions of men—who have surrounded the passion of love with a + glorifying halo—should be doomed to spend their lives looking on at + the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of the music which + the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy of life, and Goldsmith + had often found himself face to face with it, feeling himself to be one of + those with whom destiny is only on jesting terms. + </p> + <p> + Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than + Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew + that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only of + all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his cause, + he would be regarded—and rightly, too—as both presumptuous and + ridiculous. + </p> + <p> + He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of + letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking to + themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to look + forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a + contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the + poet for the loss of home—the grateful companionship of a wife—the + babble of children—all that his fellow-men associated with the + gladness and glory of life? + </p> + <p> + He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was + surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching + such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation—he had + sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness of + having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of + envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these + sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval of + his friends. + </p> + <p> + And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He had + sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his ills + during the past few years had departed from him. He would never see Mary + Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the burden of + his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide by it. + </p> + <p> + He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his + resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the + one consolation of his life. + </p> + <p> + In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt down + and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the manuscript + into it between the bars when the light that it made fell upon one of the + lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he had read the + remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a sigh, he hastily + thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little blaze had fallen + again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could raise it by a breath or + two, his servant entered the room. He started to his feet. + </p> + <p> + “A letter for you, sir,” said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.” + </p> + <p> + “Fetch a candle, John,” said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too dark + for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on the + seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's. + </p> + <p> + By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines that + the letter contained— + </p> + <p> + <i>Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear + only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if not, + then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride.</i> + </p> + <p> + He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers. + He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never + to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought + that he was about to stand face to face with her. + </p> + <p> + He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the + small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production + of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Only a few wax candles were lighted in the + cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the + walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast + between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and her + sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put her + hand into his as he was shown in by the servant. + </p> + <p> + “I knew you would come,” she said. “I knew that I could trust you.” + </p> + <p> + “You may trust me, indeed,” he said. He held her hand in his own, looking + into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come when you + would tell me all that there is to be told,” he continued. “Whether I can + help you or not, you will find yourself better for having told me.” + </p> + <p> + She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There + was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, and, + after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the mantelpiece, + leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into the smouldering + fire in the grate. + </p> + <p> + He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his + heart. + </p> + <p> + “What am I to tell you—what am I to tell you?” she cried at last, + resuming her pacing of the floor. + </p> + <p> + He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. She + went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking with + vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the sconces. + Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a great effort + she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil when she spoke, + seating herself. + </p> + <p> + “You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of that + man,” she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him call me to + his side in the green room at the playhouse?” + </p> + <p> + “I saw you in the act of speaking to him there—he calls himself + Jackson—Captain Jackson,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “You saved me from him once!” she cried. “You saved me from becoming his—body + and soul.” + </p> + <p> + “No,” he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable + me to do so.” + </p> + <p> + “I tell you if it had not been for you—for the book which you wrote, + I should be to-day a miserable castaway.” + </p> + <p> + He looked puzzled. + </p> + <p> + “I cannot quite understand,” said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar of + Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were + complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which I had + presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of reading + it.” + </p> + <p> + “It was that which saved me,” she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They + are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest + child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of men—some + men—so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge of + womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told all + that we should guard against?” + </p> + <p> + She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing. + </p> + <p> + He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet + Jessamy Bride.” + </p> + <p> + She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears. + </p> + <p> + “Then you will err,” she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank + God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me + from all—to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When + I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the + village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had + received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and feted + in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love with him, and I—innocent + fool that I was—considered myself the most favoured creature in the + world because he made love to me. Any day we failed to meet I wrote him a + letter—a foolish letter such as a school miss might write—full + of protestations of undying affection. I sometimes wrote two of these + letters in the day. More than a month passed in this foolishness, and then + it came to my uncle's ears that we had meetings. He forbade my continuing + to see a man of whom no one knew anything definite, but about whom he was + having strict inquiries made. I wrote to the man to this effect, and I + received a reply persuading me to have one more meeting with him. I was so + infatuated that I met him secretly, and then in impassioned strains he + implored me to make a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When + he had been fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies + had been active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, + and he should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I + consented to leave my uncle's house by his side.” + </p> + <p> + “But you cannot have done so.” + </p> + <p> + “You saved me,” she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's + mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him I + came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With the + suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The scales + fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to Damascus, + only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited me. I knew + that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a single hour—thanks + to the genius that wrote that book—my love for that man, or what I + fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet him. I returned + to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote to me reproaching me + for disappointing him; and the very next day my uncle's suspicions + regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted in proof positive of + the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself Captain Jackson, He had + left the army in America with a stain on his character, and it was known + that since his return to England at least two young women had been led + into the trap which he laid for me.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank God you were saved, my child,” said Goldsmith, as she paused, + overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further + reason to fear that man.” + </p> + <p> + “That was my belief, too,” said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So soon + as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in his true + colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I had been foolish + enough to write to him, to my friends—he was even scoundrel enough + to point out that I had in my innocence written certain passages which + were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of guilt—nay, his + letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had been guilty, so + that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. What was left for + me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to me those letters. I + asked him how he could think it consistent with his honour to retain them + and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. Alas! he soon gave me to + understand that I had but placed myself more deeply in his power.” + </p> + <p> + “The scoundrel!” + </p> + <p> + “Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had + meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.” + </p> + <p> + “And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.” + </p> + <p> + “I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing that I + had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France together! + But then—ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me—I + cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell + rings I am in trepidation.” + </p> + <p> + “Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this + account?” cried Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?” she asked. “What did he + say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me a + fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my + letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who had + written them.” + </p> + <p> + “And his terms?” asked Goldsmith in a whisper. + </p> + <p> + “His terms? I cannot tell you—I cannot tell you. The very thought + that I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have + such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.” + </p> + <p> + “By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!” cried Goldsmith, “for I + shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.” + </p> + <p> + “No—no!” she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine + must suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother + for fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his + plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters + would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared + that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from + being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I + determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope—the + forlorn hope—that you might be able to help me. Tell me—tell + me, my dear friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that + of which poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'” + </p> + <p> + “Guilt? Who talks of guilt?” said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I knew + that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought of you + except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted foolishly; + you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your own pure + heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any monster. Dear + child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against this stroke of + fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of escape for you.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to myself a + score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what direction + lies my hope of escape?” + </p> + <p> + He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said— + </p> + <p> + “'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to + invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it is + the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one can in + a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real life, my + dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts of fiction. + But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by halves. He + will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from you and then + permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity as that which + you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as Heaven directed my + pen to write that book in order that you might be saved from the fate of + my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you out of your present + difficulty.” + </p> + <p> + “You give me hope,” she said. “Yes—a little hope. But you must + promise me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I + know how brave you are—my brother told me what prompt action you + took yesterday when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish + to place yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only + cause it to spring.” + </p> + <p> + “I feel now that I was foolish,” said he humbly; “I ran the chance of + forfeiting your friendship.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,” she said. “But in this matter of mine + I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save me, if + I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man on the + night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what my + feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that if you + had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his + arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.” + </p> + <p> + “You have spoken truly,” said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been. + But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing that + shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be saved, + whatever may happen.” + </p> + <p> + He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,” he repeated. + </p> + <p> + “If not——” said she in a low tone, looking beyond him. + </p> + <p> + “No—no,” he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give + me yours. You will do nothing impious.” + </p> + <p> + She gave a wan smile. + </p> + <p> + “I am a girl,” she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will + trust you, with all my heart—all my heart.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall not fail you—Heaven shall not fail you,” said he, going to + the door. + </p> + <p> + He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her + white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the + more pallid! + </p> + <p> + He bowed at the door. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0020" id="link2HCH0020"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e went for supper + to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none of his friends. He had + no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as the latter turned Boswell + into ridicule to make sport for the company. He knew that Garrick would be + at the club in Gerrard street, to which he had been elected only a few + days before the production of “She Stoops to Conquer,” and it was not at + all unlikely that on this account the club would be a good deal livelier + than it usually was even when Richard Burke was wittiest. + </p> + <p> + While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of + the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce + assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in + attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss + Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the + town were talking. + </p> + <p> + The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He + smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which + the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty of + the press as that of which—according to the writer—the + ingenious Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across + the room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the + worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared + with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left. + </p> + <p> + He knew perfectly well—had he not good reason to know?—that + the man who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross + nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most + notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals; + and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the fact + that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more eagerly + read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. That was one + of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of Junius: the + appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, and there was no + lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all that the public + demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius one of the conditions + of their acceptance of such compositions—all they required was that + the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy. + </p> + <p> + No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that + Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money that + he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called himself + Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there would be no + difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people were always much + more ready to believe evil than good regarding any one—especially a + young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been breathed—the + result of the publication of the letters would mean practically ruin to + the girl who had been innocent enough to write them. + </p> + <p> + Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled + at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in + regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum + the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in such + matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, that + because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was not + sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the + possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should find + it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and he believed, + with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was situated would be + to forfeit their respect forever. + </p> + <p> + She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and he + felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her sake. + </p> + <p> + He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often + in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon—how often his + friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly + not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some occasions + he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also remembered how, when + he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned out that he had never + been more clearly imposed upon. + </p> + <p> + He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system. + </p> + <p> + He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question + (which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of + shrewdness). + </p> + <p> + How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required it, + cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly wisdom? + By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the world? + </p> + <p> + He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he + reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the + waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings + short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could + not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly felt + no vexation at being made so easy a victim of—he was accustomed to + that position. + </p> + <p> + When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between the + bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred at the + end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, coals, all + thoughts of guile—all his prospects of shrewdness were cast aside. + He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, he had no + right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his property. They + either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary Horneck, as—as + what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he had promised + Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of that which he + had admitted to be foolishness. + </p> + <p> + Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping, + dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without + reproach put those verses into the girl's hand—when, learning the + truth, she would understand. + </p> + <p> + And that time did come. + </p> + <p> + In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to get + possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his + attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes + for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully aware + that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of a criminal + prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the discovery of all + that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide. + </p> + <p> + It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it + would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular + affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to + defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with. + </p> + <p> + That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the woman + to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was accustomed + to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should have + considerable difficulty in finding her. + </p> + <p> + He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the + question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he + knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to do + so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and he + liked her. + </p> + <p> + He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him—if he made + it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her + while. + </p> + <p> + He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became impatient + at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington until the + evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced a visitor—one + with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as Colonel Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He + recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at the + Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit to Brick + Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted Colonel Gwyn + as if he considered it to be one of the most natural occurrences in the + world for him to appear at that particular moment. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you have no + doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of calling + upon you without first communicating with you.” + </p> + <p> + “Not at all, sir,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to + me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject + have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose + generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.” + </p> + <p> + And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had + so successfully caricatured. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The fact + is, sir, that I—I—i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you + how it is I appear before you in this fashion.” + </p> + <p> + “You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You are + a friend of my best friend—Sir Joshua Reynolds.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr. + Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem of—of—well, + of all the members of the Horneck family.” + </p> + <p> + It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way his + visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what reply + to make to him. + </p> + <p> + “I perceive that you are surprised, sir.” said Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + “No, no—not at all—that is—no, not greatly surprised—only—well, + sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like + yourself, a soldier,” stammered Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past week + or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Gwyn; “but upon no occasion + have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me she was by + no means well.” + </p> + <p> + “And they told you the truth, sir,” said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely. + </p> + <p> + “You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that + they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must + confess a headache was not specified.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. But + why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel Gwyn?” + </p> + <p> + Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely. + </p> + <p> + “I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking a + liberty,” he said somewhat awkwardly. + </p> + <p> + “Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?” asked Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see—sir, you are, I know, a favoured + friend of the lady's—I perceived long ago—nay, it is well + known that she regards you with great affection as a—no, not as a + father—no, as—as an elder brother, that is it—yes, as an + elder brother; and therefore I thought that I would venture to intrude + upon you to-day. Sir, to be quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but + I hesitate—as I am sure you could understand that any man must—before + declaring myself to her. Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you + might not conceive it to be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to + ask you if you knew of the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope + you will be frank with me, sir.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel Gwyn was + a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat upright on + his chair—a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some people, but + that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat inclined to be + pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that they were the + manners of a gentleman. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary + Horneck away from him? he asked himself. + </p> + <p> + He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last he + gave a little start. + </p> + <p> + “You should not have come to me, sir,” he said slowly. + </p> + <p> + “I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,” said Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + “On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your + confidence. But—ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a + lady would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?” + </p> + <p> + “I thought it possible that she—Miss Horneck—might have let + you know. You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so + she might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair. + Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of—well, a sort of + vested interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate them for + the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become accustomed. I + have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the children of their + happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if they were their own + offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, that poets become + sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, which is quite apart + from the world of letters.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no + difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the exact + appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted as + much. + </p> + <p> + “I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,” he said. “But for that + matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite + plain to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes,” said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that + you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to + subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the + lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your + chances of success.” + </p> + <p> + “How admirably you put the matter!” said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did not + apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot tell,” said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that she + loved any man.” + </p> + <p> + “Then I have still a chance?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments to + their fathers—no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to + consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to + advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself if + you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to become + attached. Add to the effect of your personality—which I think is + great, sir—the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you + have won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether + your suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.” + </p> + <p> + “You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is + some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss + Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations + that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.” + </p> + <p> + “You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the man + exist who would be worthy of her love?” + </p> + <p> + “He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love + some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It + is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women. + </p> + <p> + “It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest + consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. Goldsmith—not + as men go—there is in my lifetime nothing that I have cause to be + ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, her purity, her + tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own presumption in aspiring + to win her. You think me presumptuous in this matter, I am convinced, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I do—I do. I know Mary Horneck.” + </p> + <p> + “I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with me + in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me to + thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me away + without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that I have + your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my + happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn, my wishes—my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck + may be happy.” + </p> + <p> + “And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.” + </p> + <p> + Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to him. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0021" id="link2HCH0021"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>ever for a moment + had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men who were understood to be + admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made humourous verses on some of + them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic illustrations, and Mary and her + sister had had their laugh. He could not even now feel jealous of Colonel + Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more eligible suitor than the majority + whom he had met from time to time at the Hornecks' house. He knew that + since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the girl had no thoughts to give to love + and suitors. If Gwyn were to go to her immediately and offer himself as a + suitor he would meet with a disappointment. + </p> + <p> + Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who had + just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be exultant + at the thought that it was he—he—Oliver Goldsmith—who + had been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret—with the duty of + saving her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's + enterprise had fallen. + </p> + <p> + He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a + position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the + rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable + instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the + hand of the maiden? + </p> + <p> + For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate all + his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the struggle + had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had become the + most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor at the Royal + Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most eminent men of + the period. And then, although he was plain of face and awkward in manner—nearly + as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as Johnson—he had been + appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in England. He felt that he + had reason to exult. + </p> + <p> + But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with Colonel + Gwyn—he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel Gwyn. + What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in preference to + Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a mirror in order to + learn what chance he would have of being accepted as the lover of a lovely + girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to himself? + </p> + <p> + He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he had—a + glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness. + </p> + <p> + He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from complete + despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted with the + task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her + destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it, + too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before + him: he had taken no step toward saving her. + </p> + <p> + He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the + evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent + Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his play—in + which she did not appear—was being acted on the stage. + </p> + <p> + He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that his + design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should pursue + in regard to the actress—how far he would be safe in confiding in + her—was frustrated. + </p> + <p> + The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled + with him—well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make a + quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such a disaster. + Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in Boswell's eyes he + could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of a second person. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Sir,” said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you do + of the Irish nation and their characteristics.” + </p> + <p> + “Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,” said + Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in + order to give you a chance of knowing him better?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,” cried Boswell after a + contemplative pause. + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a + consciousness of his generosity.” + </p> + <p> + “What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me + again?” + </p> + <p> + “No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would + feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain + secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of + talking together.” + </p> + <p> + “What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his + biographer.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which the + Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously. + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr. + Goldsmith?” he cried anxiously. + </p> + <p> + “I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,” replied Goldsmith, with + an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said + that Shakespeare was pompous. + </p> + <p> + “Now you are imitating him,” said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has + told you of our quarrel—our misunderstanding. It arose through you, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Through me, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the + Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no one + of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has lately + been mimicking the Dean—yes, down to his very words, at the + Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made + acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and + upbraided me for half an hour.” + </p> + <p> + “To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “To no human being, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.” + </p> + <p> + “To no one, sir—that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly + have had the story.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to + expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well, + perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail to + make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend. + Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly + accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the + Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity + in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my + friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human + being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of + that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in + order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true + biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick and + choose the incidents with which he has to deal—that he may, if he + please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his hero + or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you frankly + that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are mischievous. + Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I insist on your + writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the very words that + passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and you will also + furnish me with a list of the persons—if you have not sufficient + paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream at the + stationer's at the corner—to whom you gave an account of the + humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship with + me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do not seek + to avoid so obvious a duty.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam of + a smile on his face. + </p> + <p> + He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a word. + </p> + <p> + “Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,” muttered Goldsmith. “If + I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of + hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.” + </p> + <p> + (The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told + him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained his + forgiveness. “You were right, sir,” the letter concluded. “Dr. Johnson has + still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.”) + </p> + <p> + But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to the + playhouse in order to consult with the lady who—through long + practice—was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to + give him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. + It was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had + not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon + his confidence with Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes + which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act + only of “She Stoops to Conquer” had been reached, and as she did not + appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next + piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers—one which had taken the + town by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every + lady of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was + a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and + loose about the neck and shoulders. + </p> + <p> + “Ha, my little hero,” cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made + his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then to + Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? Oh, + lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all a-dying + of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There was a + rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't, + madam,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,” said she. “Faith, sir, you gave + him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the playhouse, I + give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about you, Dr. + Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them all. For + instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it was the + first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making an attempt + upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional channel.” + </p> + <p> + “If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that, + Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,” said Goldsmith. “Though, for + that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand + before me in that dress—ay, or any other.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of + compliment—I sink under it, sir—thus,” and she made an + exquisite courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' + heads are as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am extremely + anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most accomplished should + be moved,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a comedy + as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than that of + Miss Hardcastle.” + </p> + <p> + “I have the design of one in my head, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your + head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a + great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And + you have begun the comedy, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the + air. I want your assistance in that direction.” + </p> + <p> + “What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr. + Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic as + Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you give + me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?” + </p> + <p> + “With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I + have to tell you.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?” + </p> + <p> + “Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against + him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his family—a + critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your face + suggested.” + </p> + <p> + “I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for help.” + </p> + <p> + “Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I + think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When + the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light—which I take to + be the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman—he is too + powerful for me, I frankly confess.” + </p> + <p> + “Mine is a male fiend.” + </p> + <p> + “Not the manager of a theatre—another form of the same hue?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.” + </p> + <p> + “If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the + greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to coffee + house repeating it.” + </p> + <p> + “Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was more + than you could cope with?” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0022" id="link2HCH0022"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>nd now, sir, to + face the particulars—to proceed from the fancy embroidery of wit to + the solid fabric of fact—who or what is the aggressive demon that + you want exorcised?” + </p> + <p> + “His name is Jackson—he calls himself Captain Jackson,” replied + Oliver. He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary + Horneck's story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of + this point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made + any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman + had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him. + </p> + <p> + “Jackson—Captain Jackson!” cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith, + this is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. + Surely, sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for + a battering-ram to overturn a house of cards—one does not + requisition a park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of the + power of a piece of ordnance,” said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam, that + in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.” + </p> + <p> + “If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for + you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been + doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.” + </p> + <p> + “I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief, + there is a lady in the question.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was + waiting for the lady.” + </p> + <p> + “She is the most charming of her sex, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may be + taken for granted.” + </p> + <p> + “Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder in what part of the world she lived—certainly not in + London.” + </p> + <p> + “Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared upon + the scene——” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden, + the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence, + even though the serpent be slaughtered.” + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, Mrs. Abington”—Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely—“pardon + me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny + has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.” + </p> + <p> + In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story + of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let it + be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from + taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; and + how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to him, but + had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them the + appearance of having been written by a guilty woman. + </p> + <p> + “The lady is prostrated with grief,” he said, concluding his story. “The + very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is + killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of + knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis a sad story indeed,” said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as bad + can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the + Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of + meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell + the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had + been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point + possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know that all + the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of Scotland + 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of guineas, Dr. + Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?” + </p> + <p> + “That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to + think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not in + the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,” + cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in a + bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego the + dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the coins.” + </p> + <p> + “You may be right,” said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?” + </p> + <p> + “Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a couple + of hundred pounds.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! She + would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she had + written letters of affection to such a man.” + </p> + <p> + “She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have allowed + herself to be imposed on by a stranger?” + </p> + <p> + “Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen + who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on + your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return to + the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? How do + you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in + conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room. + It occurred to me that perhaps—it might be possible—in short, + Mrs. Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel + could be entrapped.” + </p> + <p> + “You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary men—and + of wary—is what nature and art have fitted me for—nature and + practice?” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear madam. + But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady with whom I am + acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest intelligence. That + is why you are our greatest actress. The highest intelligence is valueless + on the stage unless it is associated with a heart that beats in sympathy + with the sorrow and becomes exultant with the joy of others. That is why I + regard myself as more than fortunate in having your promise to accept a + part in my next comedy.” + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the + author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him out + of his difficulty. + </p> + <p> + “I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,” said the + actress. “Yes, in spite of your being—being—ah—innocent—a + poet, and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, + Dr. Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to—to—well, + shall we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?” + </p> + <p> + “That is the position I long for, dear madam.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know you, + Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or two—that + will give both of us a chance of still further considering the possibility + of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe it was the + lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were doubtless for + running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his throat without + the delay of a moment.” + </p> + <p> + “Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most + about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say, + 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?” + </p> + <p> + “Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite perceive + their bearing.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their little + step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, I + perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress for + my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used to + term 'ructions.'” + </p> + <p> + She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not + before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very + effective kiss. + </p> + <p> + He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for he was + not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had departed + without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would have + regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, that + clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt that it + was a pleasure to do anything for such a man—especially as he was a + writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she could so + interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be the most + notable success of the season. + </p> + <p> + As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some + progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not + feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not been + at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting with Mrs. + Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. Abington were + associated. + </p> + <p> + The next day he got a message that the success of his play was + consolidated by a “command” performance at which the whole of his + Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because it + meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the + sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low” elements of certain + scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good augury. He + felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan by which he + should be able to get possession of the letters. + </p> + <p> + When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had + not been unmindful of his interests. + </p> + <p> + “The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall + yesterday,” said she, “but I tolerated him—nay, I encouraged him—not + for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, but + for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking fool + of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly makes a + fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of herself.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world, + Mrs. Abing ton,” said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with + laughter. + </p> + <p> + “You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,” she + said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for I + have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably the + most effective.” + </p> + <p> + “You have found that by your experience of traps?” said Goldsmith. “The + smile is the silken net?” + </p> + <p> + “Even so,” said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah, + Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me, + but at me.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being smiled + at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response to the + encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my private + address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when the fly + begins to lure on the spider.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not—to the fly.” + </p> + <p> + “Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. Sir, to + be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private address, + but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next Thursday + night.” + </p> + <p> + “Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my + behalf——” + </p> + <p> + “Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that I + am only interested in my sister-fly—would she be angry if she were + to hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?” + </p> + <p> + There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed + upon Goldsmith's ear. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said he, “she is a Christian woman.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,” said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian + charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. Let + that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on Thursday + night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round the corner, + and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you to appear boldly, + as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my hospitality. You must + come into the room when we have begun, carrying with you a roll of + manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene of your new comedy, + upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall not fail to recollect,” said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the + argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more + elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,” said the lady. “I think I know + the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama of + mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which you + will not be able to play to perfection.” + </p> + <p> + “You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument. + When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I trust, + ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the pleasure of + your society for even an hour.” + </p> + <p> + “I will ask you to join us at the table, and then—well, then I have + a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our + friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known all + his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters of + his.” + </p> + <p> + Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could + possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity—the fact + being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving. + Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a + romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had + formed the basis of more than one comedy—he had a notion that if + these comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have + been so clearly defined. + </p> + <p> + She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it. + </p> + <p> + “What, sir!” she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity of + my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt—not at + scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.” + </p> + <p> + “I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a + play, dear lady,” said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power to + make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the right + moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that was + necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes quite + hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most ordinary + precepts of art.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir,” said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am a + poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my life. + At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully arranged + plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the slovenliness of the + actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain dialogue, yet in the + end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama out of the ruins of our + schemes than we originally designed. So, in this case, sir, I am not + without hope that even though our gentleman's lips remain sealed—nay, + even though our gentleman remain sober—a great calamity—we may + still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep your ears open and + I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if between us we cannot + get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.” + </p> + <p> + “I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,” said Oliver; “and I + can only repeat what you have said so well—namely, that even the + most clumsy of our schemes—which this one of yours certainly is not—may + become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by + that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you on + Thursday evening.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0023" id="link2HCH0023"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith for the + next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a consciousness of having + wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon Mrs. Abington and + discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing the purpose which he + had at heart; for he could not but perceive how shallow was the scheme + which she had devised for the undoing of Mary Horneck's enemy. He felt + that it would, after all, have been better for him to place himself in the + hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had promised to find out for him, + and to do his best to run the scoundrel through the body, than to waste + his time listening to the crude scheme concocted by Mrs. Abington, in + close imitation of some third-class playwright. + </p> + <p> + He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her + scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to join + her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent his + exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan for + obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without + seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when he + had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness + which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident to + effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had suggested + the possibility of such an accident taking place—in fact, she seemed + to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than upon the + ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think that she was + right in this respect. He had a considerable experience of life and its + vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a jesting mood the most + judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be overturned by an accident + apparently no less trivial than the raising of a hand, the fluttering of a + piece of lace, or the cry of a baby. + </p> + <p> + He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and a + vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain + causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he met + a young woman who changed—for a time—all his ideas of the sex. + As he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that + Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a + factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an + accident is only another form of despair. + </p> + <p> + In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he met + Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an Italian + fencing master and send him to Brick Court. + </p> + <p> + “What!” cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in addition + to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You do not need + to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.” + </p> + <p> + “I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,” said Goldsmith. “They + have stepped between me and starvation more than once.” + </p> + <p> + “Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain + to make money by his philanthropy?” asked Baretti in his usual cynical + way. + </p> + <p> + “I cannot say,” replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim to + the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any + rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your + mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best + swordsman in Europe,” said Baretti. + </p> + <p> + “Do so, my friend,” said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a + critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as a + memento.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall look for them—yes, in five years, for it will certainly + take that time to make you expert with a sword,” said the Italian. “And, + meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a + fighter as Kenrick.” + </p> + <p> + “In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you + may take a fancy to have.” + </p> + <p> + “And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a + martyr—a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other + unclean beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine + within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he + should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel, + as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not want + a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear one of + our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.” + </p> + <p> + “And who may that friend be?” + </p> + <p> + “You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating + with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + “Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?” + </p> + <p> + “What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the little + Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. Sir, + Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than—than——” + </p> + <p> + “A lioness robbed of her whelps?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is the + bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that you had + boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; and the + best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit into the + jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles—reminiscent of his + native land—ever since.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of + Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of + Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous + evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all + the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, his + first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite + flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which + every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy, + said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit who + had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!” On the whole, Garrick said, he + thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in + many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion—whatever it + might be worth—that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was + most successful in attempting. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions + accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in + believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening. + </p> + <p> + He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to + inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, and + he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme which she + had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of inducing the + man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he was in the habit + of keeping the letters. + </p> + <p> + “These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,” + said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may become + dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. If he + suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say + farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.” + </p> + <p> + “What then is to be gained by our supping with him?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Why, you are brought into contact with him,” she replied. “You will then + be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take him + unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? heavens, + sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak—one + cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening, + and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this + fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting the + letters into your pocket.” + </p> + <p> + “I'll hope for better luck than that,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,” said she. “But good luck + is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the + cleverest people.” + </p> + <p> + “That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,” said + Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. Abington + as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,” said she. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take + your advice and reserve my compliments to you for—well, no, not a + month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done very + well.” + </p> + <p> + As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly + that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an + alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of an + adroit scoundrel. He had heard—nay, he had written—of the + wiles of women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of + testing a woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his + estimate of their value. + </p> + <p> + It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare tavern + at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll of manuscript + in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the waiter to inform + the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was very fluent up to + this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave when he found himself + face to face with the man who had made the life of Mary Horneck miserable. + He wondered if he would be able to restrain his impulse to fly at the + scoundrel's throat. + </p> + <p> + When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington that + she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended the stairs + to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved himself to + play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not beyond his powers. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her chair + laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her <i>vis-à -vis</i>, + for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting upon it and + one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the points of his + narrative. + </p> + <p> + When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, pleasantly, + but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the story which + Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with his fingers + still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most inopportune + entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other is in the act + of telling a story to an appreciative audience—say, a beautiful + actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be seen to the + greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb and flow of that + roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate wimplings, rising and + falling between the porcelain of her throat and the curve of the ivory of + her shoulders. + </p> + <p> + The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition of + Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. Abington's + tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned his head round as + the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward the table, bowing + profusely—rather too profusely for the part he was playing, the + artistic perception of the actress told her. + </p> + <p> + “Ha, my little author!” cried the man at the table with the swagger of a + patron. + </p> + <p> + “You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers—the best + time for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir,” said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the + convenience of our betters.” + </p> + <p> + “Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their + convenience in an ante-room—ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that + the scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets + write best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.” + </p> + <p> + “For shame, Captain!” cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as well + as a poet. He has broken heads before now.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0024" id="link2HCH0024"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>aptain Jackson + laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself back in his chair + and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had advanced to the side + of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of the bookseller's hack. + He played the part very indifferently, the lady perceived. + </p> + <p> + “Faith, my dear,” laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is a + terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head broke + by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I swear that I + never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is accustomed to + spread terror around.” + </p> + <p> + “Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,” said Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, my dear madam,” cried her <i>vis-à -vis</i>, “you must pardon me for + saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great + exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known kitchen + principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a poet's pate, + being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would overcome a + sound head.” + </p> + <p> + “I meant nothing like that, Captain,” said Mrs. Abington. Then she turned + to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. “Come, Dr. + Goldsmith,” she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of supper. I vow + that I will not even glance at that act of your new play which I perceive + you have brought to me, until we have supped.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, madam,” stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal; + still——” + </p> + <p> + He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a + hoarse laugh, crying— + </p> + <p> + “Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated + by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow + himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the romance + which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a party. Has he + never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable kill-joy?” + </p> + <p> + “You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,” said the actress in smiling + remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view of the + poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of parts. He + is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; will you, Dr. + Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast at + him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own part + he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was patronised + till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in a sickly way + as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's cloak was + flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to seating + himself. + </p> + <p> + “Madam, I am your servant,” he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient to + command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such distinguished + company.” + </p> + <p> + “And so you should, sir,” cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled + about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand patrons, + my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you from + slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely to + feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, General + Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I had half a + mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking me over! May I + die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the General a lesson which + he would have remembered to his dying hour—his dying hour—that + is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn upon him.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,” said Mrs. Abington. “But + I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being drawn on + his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.” + </p> + <p> + “If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I + swear,” cried the Captain bowing over the table. + </p> + <p> + “Good,” she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health—a + bumper, sir, a bumper!” + </p> + <p> + The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With an + air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained it + with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Hang him!” he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no + malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam, + shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge after + charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health of a little + man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show does his + bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous to my + heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Captain,” said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain from + challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many healths + during the day, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “What mean you by that, madam?” he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot + carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you + gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that you + would have a chance of offering.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,” said the actress hastily. “I will prove + to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. Goldsmith's + new comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “Now you are very much my dear,” said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy + decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes, your + confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, shall it + be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American rebels—curse + 'em!—turn as green as their own coats—shall it be said that + Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel—Washington his name is—George + Washington”—he had considerable difficulty over the name—“is + accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men—not men, but + lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his Majesty's forces + into the Potomac'—shall it be said that—that—what the + devil was I about to say—shall it be said?—never mind—here's + to the health of Colonel Washington!” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,” said Mrs. + Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; and, + sir, you still wear the King's uniform.” + </p> + <p> + “The devil take the King's uniform!” shouted the man. “The devils of + rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell you, + madam, that—nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is + drank——” Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the + room and seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung + his cloak. + </p> + <p> + “Hold, sir,” cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter + upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I + perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured by + your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success to the + cause that will triumph in America.” Jackson, who was standing at the + table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a + half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make + him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast. + </p> + <p> + “It sounds all right,” he muttered as if he were trying to convince + himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all + right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my + little poet,” he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink, + sir—drink to the success of the cause in America.” Goldsmith got + upon his feet and raised his glass—it contained only a light wine. + </p> + <p> + “Success to it!” he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his third + tumbler of brandy. + </p> + <p> + “Hark ye, my little poet!” whispered the latter very huskily, lurching + across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not returned + to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a general of + generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned me out of the + regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from Boston port, that + he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was mistaken, sir, and that + one of these days——Mum's the word, mind you! If you open your + lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to pieces. I'll flay you + alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, let me tell you. What + message did he send me when he heard that I was ready to blow Cornwallis's + brains out and march my company across the Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to + man—though a poet isn't quite a man—but that's my generosity. + Said Washy—Washy—Wishy—Washy—— Washington: + 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the colonists, + Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who would make the + attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's the message I + got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't everybody. Mark me, + my friend—whatever your name is—I've got letters—letters——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, you have letters—where?” cried Goldsmith, in the + confidential whisper that the other had assumed. + </p> + <p> + The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and then + across his face there came the cunning look of the more than + half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his + chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing. + </p> + <p> + “Letters—oh, yes—plenty of letters—but where?—where?—that's + my own matter—a secret,” he murmured in vague tones. “The government + would give a guinea or two for my letters—one of them came from + Mount Vernon itself, Mr.—whatever your name maybe—and if you + went to Mr. Secretary and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'”—he + pronounced the word “Secrary”—“'I know that Dick Jackson is a + rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are the letters to prove it?' where + would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, my brains are not like + Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the lady?” + </p> + <p> + He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as + well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room. + </p> + <p> + “I'm here,” cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of + which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall + not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.” + </p> + <p> + “Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?” cried the man with a lurch forward + and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked—quite shocked! I wear + the King's coat, though that cloak is my own—my own, and all that it + contains—all that——” + </p> + <p> + His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at + his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; he + saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness that + only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the cloak lay. + He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining until he + came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the pocket a + leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively into the + bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was another packet. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over her + chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that Sir + Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.” She gave + a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed coarsely, + saying huskily— + </p> + <p> + “A handkerchief—I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket + of my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure—that's my motto. And now, + my charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for + I'll challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill + up your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.—Mr. Killjoy, we'll + call you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend + only knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that + the truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast—whatever it + may be—or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy + remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the + man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass before + Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand on the + table, into a standing attitude, murmuring— + </p> + <p> + “Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs. + Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my + table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.” + </p> + <p> + He swallowed the contents of the tumbler—his fourth since he had + entered the room—and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into + his chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0315.jpg" alt="0315 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0315.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + “That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,” she cried, + standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her + hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and + Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of my + room, sir!” + </p> + <p> + She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought it + down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face + watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken + stupour, his jaw fallen. + </p> + <p> + Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room. + </p> + <p> + “Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress, + pointing to the man who alone remained—for the best of reasons—seated. + </p> + <p> + “A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the + goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the + hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have a wish + to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is Whetstone + Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + * She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men + watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from uttering + a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to Goldsmith that + she was acting her part admirably—that she had set herself to give + him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet which she, as + well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket of his cloak to that + of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great difficulty in extracting + the bundle from the man's pocket when in the coach. + </p> + <p> + “They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words + spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in his + repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I say?—what + did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel hurt, sir, + more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. What's her name—I'm + not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? Anyhow, she insulted + me grossly—me, sir—me, an officer who has charged his + Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac flows + down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few stories + about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been their darling + always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but husky tone, for + the brandy had done its work very effectively, and he had now reached what + might be called—somewhat paradoxically—the high-water mark of + intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter re-entered the room to + announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at the door of the tavern. + </p> + <p> + At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung + it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among + the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord and + a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. He + made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed him + down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord and + his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such persons, + and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith reached the + street. + </p> + <p> + “Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his + lodging.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Doctor,” whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the + fellow is a brawler—he will involve you in a quarrel before you + reach the Strand.” + </p> + <p> + “Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,” said Oliver. “The lady has laid it + upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.” + </p> + <p> + He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he instant he had + seated himself he found to his amazement that the man beside him was fast + asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the cushions one might have + fancied that he had been sleeping for hours rather than minutes, so + composed was he. Even the jolting of the starting coach made no impression + upon him. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had + arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession + he must act at once. + </p> + <p> + He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in + detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All he had + to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the pocket, and + then leave the coach while it was still in motion. + </p> + <p> + The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted his + position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his breast + to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened himself in + some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite unaware of the + fact that some one was seated beside him. + </p> + <p> + “Dear madam, you do me great honour,” he said, and then gave a little + hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me all + the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give you the + plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold the + documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to put pen + to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to a fool. + Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them—no price whatever + except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they + shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, my + lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her own + letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, in case + of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, for I + know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the pocket of + my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em—in case of accidents, + Ned—to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! and + here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars for + them.” + </p> + <p> + Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken + man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he referred + to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel had not only + tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been endeavouring to sell + the secrets of the King's forces to the American rebels. Goldsmith had, + however, no doubt that the letters which he was desirous of getting into + his hands were those which the man had within his waistcoat. His belief in + this direction did not, however, assist him to devise a plan for + transferring the letters from the place where they reposed to his own + pocket. + </p> + <p> + The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious + Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of the + brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his fingers + remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would be quite + impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith could not + claim to be, to open the garment. + </p> + <p> + He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the + packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet that + it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont Blanc, was + maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any more attempts + to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, and Goldsmith + knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough to cope with + three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique. + </p> + <p> + Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit so + broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the + entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp. + Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest did not + end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide awake, and + he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he spoke that he + showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very far from sober. + </p> + <p> + “Good Lord!” he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you + be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me—grossly + insulted me—turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, + you rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you + to look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for + you. Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might not + be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward attempt + to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration of the + question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open the door. + He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the coach on to + the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on its leathern + straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the turnstile. At + the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance to the court, + almost coming in collision with Jackson. + </p> + <p> + “You cursed, clumsy lout!” shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round as + the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the other. + </p> + <p> + “You low ruffian!” he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me to + sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been waiting + for you. Take that, you scoundrel—and that—and that——” + </p> + <p> + He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the + forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he + fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the + street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him—follow the murderer!” pointing + wildly in the direction taken by the stranger. + </p> + <p> + In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a + pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his + hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the body in + order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more adroitness + than was necessary—for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp all the + street was in darkness—slipped the wallet into his other hand and + then under his coat. + </p> + <p> + A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which + had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had been + run through with a sword. + </p> + <p> + “It was a knock-down blow,” said Goldsmith, still leaning over the + prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great harm + has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a beer + barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his + recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.” + </p> + <p> + He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back, + almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a + sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he + meant by choking him. + </p> + <p> + A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith picked + up his hat and straightened his sword, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his physician + in that way has small need of his services. I thought the fellow might be + seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point recently; and so + good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he relapse. By a casual + savour of him I should say that he is not used to water.” + </p> + <p> + He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, and + as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on completely + recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned him, would miss + his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was greatly relieved + when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the head porter, and he + paid the driver with a liberality that called down upon him a torrent of + thanks. + </p> + <p> + As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from + cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no doubt + that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands of his + dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him—had alone + trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task. + </p> + <p> + He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his + room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the + wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes, + and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a + chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had + taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of Mrs. + Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that they were + the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress! + </p> + <p> + He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He was + utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the + occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. He + could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, covered + with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own desk before + starting for the tavern. + </p> + <p> + What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into + the wallet? + </p> + <p> + Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an + hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer. + </p> + <p> + He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come + over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over + which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table, + Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining + until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which he + transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had had + no time—at least, so Goldsmith thought—to put the sham act of + the play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so + unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been + in the wallet? + </p> + <p> + Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the + greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the + craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition + of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected Mrs. + Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the expense of + the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, and had fooled + them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying that they were + entrapping him. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual, + he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he was + showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his + shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that + he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's + happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had + doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made by + Mrs. Abington to entrap him. + </p> + <p> + How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the length + of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy that when + they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on any subject. + But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin to act, she had + failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to place himself in + her hands, hoping she would be able to help him. + </p> + <p> + He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed + would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the + consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying + to get the better. + </p> + <p> + What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, and + tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. She + should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would have been + ready to help her and capable of helping her—some man with a + knowledge of men—some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver + of fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. + Nothing was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn + achieve success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures. + </p> + <p> + He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a house + of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his life, + whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze that + had swept down upon it. + </p> + <p> + He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical + cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse + than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had + already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least, + prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great a + mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never have + made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he said that + he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious generosity of + the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity that had led him + to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was utterly unsuited; + and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him in the reflection + that his awakening had come before it was too late. He had not been led + away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She had been saved the + unhappiness which that confession would bring to a nature so full of + feeling as hers. And he had been saved the mortification of the thought + that he had caused her pain. + </p> + <p> + The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees of + the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had passed + before he fell asleep. + </p> + <p> + He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he found + that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the letters + which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with but a + languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the + bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith had + promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged the + loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, from + its shape and bulk, a manuscript—one of the many which were + submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned it + over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact + convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or + perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get + accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick. + </p> + <p> + He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when at + the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The instant + he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that the parcel + contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's handwriting to a + certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire village where she had + been staying the previous summer. + </p> + <p> + On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from + Mrs. Abing ton—the spelling as well as the writing was hers— + </p> + <p> + “'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few feathers + pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in the capp of + dear Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0026" id="link2HCH0026"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e was so greatly + amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the scattered letters on the + table in front of him. He was even more amazed at finding them there than + he had been the night before at not finding them in the wallet which he + had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He thought he had arrived at a + satisfactory explanation as to how he had come to find within the wallet + the sheets of manuscript which he had had in his hand on entering the + supper room; but how was he to account for the appearance of the letters + in this parcel which he had received from Mrs. Abington? + </p> + <p> + So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth—to + appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his table. + But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and happiness to + Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. She was saved. + He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and who had the + means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had caused him to + go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing the task with + which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been mistaken in + applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish scheme of a + pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken when she had + singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most women would + have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a knight-errant. + </p> + <p> + His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his + despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature + knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early + morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; but + now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him—his + imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future + happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to Mary + and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of + Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel + Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished? + </p> + <p> + He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of his + formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, but it + was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion so + delicate an enterprise as that which he—Goldsmith—had + accomplished. Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. + Abington to help him, and that was just where he would have made a huge + mistake. Any man who thought to get the better of the devil without the + aid of a woman was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of + this as he stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been + when he had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The + previous half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and + Providence and the world. + </p> + <p> + When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate some + breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had + obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's + thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in + the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to be + shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest—she must have felt + the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, substituting + for them the sham act of the play which excused his entrance to the + supper-room. + </p> + <p> + The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that the + wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He + recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair with + the cloak—much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the + treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to turn + him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had been + to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her glass of + wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as Mrs. + Baddeley! + </p> + <p> + He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that + particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had + acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting + the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly + perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place + the letters beyond the man's hands. + </p> + <p> + Once again he laughed, saying out loud— + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I was right—a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy + of a devil!” + </p> + <p> + Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was at + hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the + letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself in + connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of + consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face would + lighten—how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks + would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt + that she was safe. + </p> + <p> + That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel + bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on her + face—if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her + laughter. And then—then she would be happy for evermore, and he + would be happy through witnessing her happiness. + </p> + <p> + He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for the + letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his servant + announced two visitors. + </p> + <p> + Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. The + former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a compatriot + of his own, named Nicolo. + </p> + <p> + “I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in my + hands,” said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art of fencing + as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the impression, + singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than once during + your wanderings in Tuscany.” + </p> + <p> + “And now I am sure of it,” said Nicolo in French. He explained that he + spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at Pisa + when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in recognising + him.” + </p> + <p> + “And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,” + said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the + circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my + memory, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,” said Signor + Nicolo. + </p> + <p> + “I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,” + said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators—quite reckless, + if you will permit me to say so much.” + </p> + <p> + The man smiled somewhat grimly. + </p> + <p> + “If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,” + said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable + climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian + government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back again.” + </p> + <p> + “It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor Nicolo,” + said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of a beard + and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is + now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,” said the man + with another grim smile. + </p> + <p> + “You are not quite right, my friend,” laughed Goldsmith; “for if my memory + serves me—and it does so usually on the matter of dress—I had + no coat whatsoever to my back—that was of no importance in Pisa, + where the air was full of patriotism.” + </p> + <p> + “The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,” said + Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We are + examples—Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a brewer's + daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy Englishman—and + there are a good number of them, too—into an expert swordsman in + twelve lessons—yes, if the pupil will but practise sufficiently + afterwards.” + </p> + <p> + “We need not talk of business just now,” said Goldsmith. “I insist on my + old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to + 'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such + excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.” + </p> + <p> + He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple of + bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to him—very + recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not have + remained. + </p> + <p> + The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was + heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the + room. + </p> + <p> + “I have found you, you rascal!” he shouted, swaggering across the room to + where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just one + minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my pocket + last night.” + </p> + <p> + “And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken blackguard,” + said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, who was in the + act of rising. “Come, sir,” he continued, “I submitted to your insults + last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I promise you that I + give you no such license in my own house. Take your carcase away, sir; my + friends have fastidious nostrils.” + </p> + <p> + Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his + gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too + cowardly to attack. + </p> + <p> + “You cur!” he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me + from running you through the body.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you not? I do,” said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of wine + off the table, and was toying with it in his hands. + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir,” said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir John + Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, but, by + the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will not spare + you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an hour has + passed.” + </p> + <p> + “Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American spy, + is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith has at + hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest scoundrels,” + said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a + second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. The + bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly. + </p> + <p> + “My little poet,” he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because you + have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you for your + information that I have something in my possession that I can use as I + meant to use the letters.” + </p> + <p> + “And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall kill + you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!” cried Goldsmith, leaping + up. + </p> + <p> + There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through + the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him behind + a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson. + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, sir,” said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you to + stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend and + I regard as a grave affront to us.” + </p> + <p> + “Then let one of you draw!” shouted the man. “I see that you are + Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw, + sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,” said Baretti. “I + do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a weaker + man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a ruffian as + you undoubtedly are.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter had + whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, putting + quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when Baretti had + turned partly round. + </p> + <p> + “Briccone! assassin!” hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me, + Nicolo,” he said addressing his friend in their own tongue. + </p> + <p> + “He shall pay for it,” whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his + foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out + of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room. + </p> + <p> + “Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,” he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage or + two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase + without absolutely killing the beast.” + </p> + <p> + The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word. + </p> + <p> + Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with + laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian—it was + not melodious—acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, + trying to beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single + inch. He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His + expression resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has + airily offered to play with him opens the game. + </p> + <p> + After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to attack, + Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword. + </p> + <p> + “Take a chair, sir,” said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one + before my friend has finished with you.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening + before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt him + now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the man + breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the + Italian. + </p> + <p> + Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was + no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but his + antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard breathing + was a contrast to the only other sound in the room—the grating of + steel against steel. + </p> + <p> + Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed gradually + to vanish. He became more than serious—surely his expression was one + of apprehension. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as one + of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's + shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in + doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge of + the other man. + </p> + <p> + It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as he + pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in touching + Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, and now it was + plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was breathing hard, and + the look of apprehension on his face had increased until it had actually + become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to perceive this, and malignant + triumph was in every feature of his face. Any one could see that he felt + confident of tiring out the visibly fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with + staring eyes, once again clutched Baretti. + </p> + <p> + Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig + and forehead in smiles. + </p> + <p> + “I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,” said + he. + </p> + <p> + In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third + paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's + head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying behind + it like the little pennon on a lance. + </p> + <p> + “Heavens!” whispered Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,” said Baretti. “For God's + sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that last was + like a bullet.” + </p> + <p> + Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat from + which it was torn. + </p> + <p> + And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his + face. + </p> + <p> + “That is his fun,” said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great humourist!” + </p> + <p> + The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught + in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it. + </p> + <p> + The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but his + antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed him round + the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing heavily, but + apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his sword into his + left hand, and was now fencing from that side. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin. + They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a + meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle. + Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate + dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that + Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a + result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual. + </p> + <p> + And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the + man's pocket fell on the floor. + </p> + <p> + With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor. + The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining by + a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo had + spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single flash. + Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they were the + batch of letters which he had received in the course of his traffic with + the American rebels. + </p> + <p> + “Come, Sandrino,” said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal off, + and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. Come, + sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has kept us + from our wine too long already.” + </p> + <p> + With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right + sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash + over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of + the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with an + oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor, + thoroughly exhausted. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0349.jpg" alt="0349 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0349.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung + the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the + guard. + </p> + <p> + “John,” shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had + witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too + exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that + man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked out + of my house.” When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to the + half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible bully and + coward alive,” said he. “You did not hesitate to try and accomplish the + ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here with intent to + murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your clutches. If I let + you go now, it is because I know that in these letters, which I mean to + keep, I have such evidence against you as will hang you whenever I see fit + to use it, and I promise you to use it if you are in this country at the + end of two days. Now, leave this house, and thank my servant for giving + you his coat, and this gentleman”—he pointed to Nicolo—“for + such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you never before received.” + </p> + <p> + The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which John + Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot. + </p> + <p> + “You contemptible cur!” he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have + now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of them + passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in pretty high + places, let me tell you.” + </p> + <p> + “I do not doubt it,” said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place for + you and your friends.” + </p> + <p> + The ruffian turned upon him in a fury. + </p> + <p> + “Look to yourself, you foreign hound!” he said, his face becoming livid, + and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare as + before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to be + made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!” + </p> + <p> + “Turn that rascal into the street, John,” cried Goldsmith, and John + bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he + flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his + powers—not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, + but one which he was certain was more English in its style. + </p> + <p> + “No one shall lay a hand on me,” said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am + anxious to remain in such a company?” + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,” said John, hustling him to the + door. “Come—out with you—sharp!” + </p> + <p> + In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly + and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put on + the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him walk + in the direction of the Temple lodge. + </p> + <p> + Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the + prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them + on his wall. + </p> + <p> + “You came at an opportune moment, my friend,” said he. “You have not only + saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never have + known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of your + art.” + </p> + <p> + “The best swordsman is the best patriot,” said Baretti. + </p> + <p> + “That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Alas! yes,” said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots, + or you would not be able to live in England.” + </p> + <p> + “I am not an Englishman,” said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and + therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it is + not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than to + starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my + dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti? + Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor an + hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects of + the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it will + take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the fragments + of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. Johnson's + friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.” + </p> + <p> + “Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,” said + Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no + engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.” + </p> + <p> + “He has taken part in one engagement, at least,” said Goldsmith, + </p> + <p> + “And I am now at your service,” said the fencing-master. + </p> + <p> + They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his pocket—the + second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his desk—and, + parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and Anchor in an + hour. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0027" id="link2HCH0027"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was with a + feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before known, that + Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All the exhilaration + that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary exhibition of + adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with him. The + exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more than a + suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, Nicolo's + pretence of being overmatched early in the contest—breathing hard + and assuming a terrified expression—yielding his ground and allowing + his opponent almost to run him through—could only be regarded as + theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though + amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did not + prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon Goldsmith, + more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt which he owed + to Jackson. + </p> + <p> + And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life in + having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world the + terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that every + step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the + realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's + cheeks change to red once more. + </p> + <p> + It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to Barton + with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him this with + a grave face as she brought him into a parlour. + </p> + <p> + “I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr. + Goldsmith,” said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little + disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.” + </p> + <p> + “Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?” he asked. This fresh + proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was very + dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise on the + chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in his + ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of his + success. + </p> + <p> + “She seemed very anxious to see you,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear Dr. + Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her + sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any + secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to + Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, girlish + fancy—my brother wrote to me that there had been in his + neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home + with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely she + has got over that foolishness!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that + foolishness,” said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she + sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.” + </p> + <p> + “I do hope so,” said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to make + her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared that + that disgraceful letter in the <i>Packet</i> had affected you. That was + why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that + nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.” + </p> + <p> + “That was very kind of you, my dear madam,” said he; “but I have seen Mary + since that thing appeared.” + </p> + <p> + “To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?” + </p> + <p> + “Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance that when + I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to recovery. You + have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor of medicine, + and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in this direction may + amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself have. Still, I think + you will say something in my favour when you see Mary's condition begin to + improve from the moment we have a little chat together.” + </p> + <p> + “That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. Goldsmith. + Your chat with her will do more for her than all the medicine the most + skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very inopportune time for + her to fall sick.” + </p> + <p> + “I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not + steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly + attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.” + </p> + <p> + “The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman was + drawn toward her?” said the lady smiling. + </p> + <p> + “I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,” said Goldsmith. “And + you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she would + have listened to his proposals, madam?” + </p> + <p> + “Why should she not have done so, sir?” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Why not, indeed?” + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,” said she. “He is, + to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.” + </p> + <p> + “You think so—you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing + in such a case?” said Oliver, rather eagerly. + </p> + <p> + “How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?” cried Mrs. + Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I + am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between + my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years. + After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty—thirty-seven, + I believe—but he does not look more than thirty-five.” + </p> + <p> + “No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which + you give emphasis, madam,” said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will + see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?” + </p> + <p> + “I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself + so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,” said the lady. + “That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring back + the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly attracted + to her.” + </p> + <p> + “I understand—I understand.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke slowly, gravely. + </p> + <p> + “I knew you would help us,” said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you + will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your + Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have + passed.” + </p> + <p> + Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for + him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks—not for him, but + for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, the + hours of thought—all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from + facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting + his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her + sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being for + evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a + possession as her love. + </p> + <p> + That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and + yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said— + </p> + <p> + “Even so; I am satisfied—I am satisfied.” + </p> + <p> + It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and Goldsmith + persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he succeeded in doing + so, for he had felt it was quite possible that Baretti might inquire of + him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to Brick Court, and he could + not well explain to the Italian the nature of the enterprise which he had + so successfully carried out by the aid of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing + to take Mrs. Abington into his confidence, and quite another to confide in + Baretti. He was discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, + while the secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it + would be by no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some + people might laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that + which was generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and + Baretti a man. + </p> + <p> + He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn all + about Jackson—that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have + become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance, + for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. He + was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to + prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day. + </p> + <p> + Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts + regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which + the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the + conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials, + declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a + man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared + out— + </p> + <p> + “Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here—and indeed, sir, I + am glad that he is not—he would say that your definition was so good + as to make him certain you had stolen it from me.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have + been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very + foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, Dr. + Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, that you + would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of stealing + from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which when it + comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, are you + satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I am more than satisfied,” said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the cunning + master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. This was + a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience. + </p> + <p> + After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre, + to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington for + managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped to + do. + </p> + <p> + He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her + costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the less + subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, holding her + hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to speak, and she + knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she was quite + accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, were of + equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's. + </p> + <p> + “Well, my poet,” she said at last, “have you need of my services to banish + any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?” + </p> + <p> + “I was right,” he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was + not mistaken in you, my dear lady.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest demon + that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,” said she. “Well, + sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment—a more doubtful compliment + than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her champion. But you + have not told me of your adventurous journey with our friend in the + hackney coach.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means you + became possessed of the letters which I wanted—by what magic you + substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me + into the supper room.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, sir!” said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered from + a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, that he + had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He gave me a + hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is not to be + trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every document on + which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty naturally + received a great shock when he offered to drink to the American rebels, + and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or so sufficed me to + discover the wallet with the letters; but then I was at my wits' end to + find something to occupy their place in the receptacle. Happily my eye + caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay in your hat on the floor + beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick was played. I had a + sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep me hoping all the + night that you would be able to get possession of the wallet, believing it + contained the letters for which you were in search. Lord, sir! I tried to + picture your face when you drew out your own papers.” The actress lay back + on her couch and roared with laughter, Goldsmith joining in quite + pleasantly. + </p> + <p> + “Ah!” he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression which + my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most + humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but he + paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he + termed his property.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?” + </p> + <p> + At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs. + Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments. + </p> + <p> + “By my faith, sir!” she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been + there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,” she added a moment afterwards, “you + will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the town.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, my dear,” said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left my + room—not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents + as would hang him.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon your + life?” cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point of + sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a matter + of business.” + </p> + <p> + “Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is + something in what you say,” said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a + hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to + the very door of my chambers.” + </p> + <p> + “Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have yet + to write for me in a comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my dear + friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?” cried the actress, looking at + him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua Reynolds + could not quite translate to show the next century what manner of woman + was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young wife of + the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country girl's + smile of Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0028" id="link2HCH0028"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith kept his + word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was alert all the time he + was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be waiting to make an + attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any adventure, however, + and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel of letters and set + himself to peruse their contents. + </p> + <p> + He had no need to read them all—the first that came to his hand was + sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was + perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the + rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown + themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which he + had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of + Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead of + merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to England as + a suspected traitor. + </p> + <p> + As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was + indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had + obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would + certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the + country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon + him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and + Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former + course. + </p> + <p> + Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he ask + himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have been so + blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his honesty. + </p> + <p> + He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour which + attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies of his + country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself to be, he + would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly weaknesses were + dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the tenderness of her + heart only made him feel that she was all the more a woman, and therefore + all the more to be loved. + </p> + <p> + It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the + Hornecks. + </p> + <p> + He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine. + There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he would + attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock dinner. + It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably be at the + meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with the dangerous + character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due precautions against + any attack that the desperate man might be induced to make upon him. No + doubt Baretti would make a good point in conversation with his friends of + the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's counselling caution to any one; but the + latter was determined to give the Italian his advice on this matter, + whatever the consequences might be. + </p> + <p> + It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention in + full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not return + from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the Academy + Baretti failed to put in an appearance. + </p> + <p> + He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to + communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not having + a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect. + </p> + <p> + “You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,” said Reynolds. + “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if only to + apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has promised to + come, and I have secured Johnson as well.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in front, + he followed with Reynolds some distance behind—not so far, however, + as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was engaged in a + discourse with his sweet companion—he was particularly fond of such + companionship—on the dignity inseparable from a classic style in + painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the habiliments of + their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a painter who required + any considerable amount of remonstrance from her preceptors to keep her + feet from straying in regard to classical traditions. The artist who gave + the purest Greek features and the Roman toga alike to the Prodigal Son and + King Edward III could not be said to be capable of greatly erring from Dr. + Johnson's precepts. + </p> + <p> + All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of + eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious + adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild + suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so + faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might + eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art. + </p> + <p> + “What, sir!” cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at + anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member of + Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day clothes—that + the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,” replied + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered + to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary + than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his + phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very flagrant + example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even depicted in + his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted position, is + not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what would he be if + shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after what you call the + natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the advisability of the + epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in English.” + </p> + <p> + “And why not, sir?” said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, “For + my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in + Westminster Abbey written in English.” + </p> + <p> + Every one laughed, including—when the bull had been explained to her—Angelica + Kauffman. + </p> + <p> + After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its + door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord + went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds, + lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been + detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass + Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the + reason of his absence from the meeting. + </p> + <p> + When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that + as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to + wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped + him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the + hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence. + The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door. + </p> + <p> + “If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed + the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out so + as to reach the ear of Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two + men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has + been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding in + the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no time + coming to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Merciful heaven!” cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order to + warn him.” + </p> + <p> + “You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack as + was made upon him,” said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom Baretti + was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable gang well + known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated what his + name was.” + </p> + <p> + “And what was his name?” asked Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “Richard Jackson,” replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name + before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.” + </p> + <p> + “The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged, + should a jury find him guilty,” said Steevens. “We must make an effort to + avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to speak + to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They carried + my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to go without + delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. Garrick. He + hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John Fielding at Bow + street in the morning.” + </p> + <p> + “That we shall,” said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice + available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him that + he may depend on our help, such as it is.” + </p> + <p> + The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still + waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in + custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but they + offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, and + also to carry back to them his reply. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an account + of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could not induce the + constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, however, bore in + his message to the effect that he might depend on the help of all his + friends in his emergency. + </p> + <p> + Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, and + they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd—afar from + reputable crowd—so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed, + and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined + the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in the + surgeon's hands. + </p> + <p> + Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the + meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through the + Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two men rushed + out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with heavy sticks. + One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his sword, but he + succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself with the small + fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, as was the custom + in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article of diet, he had + undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great mischance he must have + severed an artery. + </p> + <p> + The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his + friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held a + commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being tried + by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to England by + Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, and had + recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house in + Whetstone Park. + </p> + <p> + “So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, it seems + to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the gentleman,” + said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell them that + it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of its rogues.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the + view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid of + the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having parted + from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. He could not + help feeling that Baretti was the victim of his—Goldsmith's—want + of consideration. What right had he, he asked himself, to drag Baretti + into a matter in which the Italian had no concern? He felt that a man of + the world would certainly have acted with more discretion, and if anything + happened to Baretti he would never forgive himself. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0029" id="link2HCH0029"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>fter a very + restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that Johnson had already + gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house Goldsmith learned that + Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; so it was plain that + Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting about helping him. They + all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and Goldsmith found that Burke had + already instructed a lawyer on behalf of Baretti. His tender heart was + greatly moved at the sight of Baretti when the latter was brought into + court, and placed in the dock, with a constable on each side. But the + prisoner himself appeared to be quite collected, and seemed proud of the + group of notable persons who had come to show their friendship for him. He + smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, and, when the witnesses were being + examined, polished the glasses of his spectacles with the greatest + composure. He appeared to be confident that Sir John Fielding would allow + him to go free when evidence was given that Jackson had been a man of + notoriously bad character, and he seemed greatly surprised when the + magistrate announced that he was returning him for trial at the next + sessions. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the prisoner + in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request was granted. + </p> + <p> + He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on this + melancholy drive, saying— + </p> + <p> + “My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to + this.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, sir!” said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this + country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. In + what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross + ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the + protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his + violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by + accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried for + my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice in + this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!” + </p> + <p> + “Do not be alarmed,” said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and + jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for + being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?” + </p> + <p> + “I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way + responsible for this <i>contretemps</i>,” said Baretti. “But I cannot + forgive that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and + failed to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a + considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow + whom I killed should be regarded sacred—as sacred as though he were + an Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so + ridiculous?” + </p> + <p> + “You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,” said + Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted—oh, + quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and Reynolds + and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.” + </p> + <p> + But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued + railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at + Newgate. + </p> + <p> + It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone in the + coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house in + Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been uncertain + whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to see Mary + Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress of mind + from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the conclusion + that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in respect of the + man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for him, Goldsmith. Now, + however, that he had discharged his duty so far as he could in regard to + Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy Bride. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the + signs of recent tears were visible on it. + </p> + <p> + “Dear Dr. Goldsmith,” she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.” + </p> + <p> + “How so, madam?” he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to + him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the + point of death? + </p> + <p> + “She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than + when she left town,” said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her + condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as was + brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor Baretti?” + </p> + <p> + “It prostrated her?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is + printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he read + out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair to the + floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her friends, + instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.” + </p> + <p> + “And now?” + </p> + <p> + “Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming with + strange impatience—I told her that you had been here yesterday and + also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke + from her faint—accusing herself of bringing her friends into + trouble, but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come—why does he + not come to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr. + Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her in + this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as + acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw + the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition is + the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to call + to-day.” + </p> + <p> + “Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,” said Goldsmith, “Will + you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I + am confident that I can restore her to health?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!—ah, if you only could! But alas, + alas!” + </p> + <p> + He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last + interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of sobbing + within the room came to his ears. + </p> + <p> + “Now, my dear child,” said her mother with an affectation of cheerfulness, + “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come to his Jessamy + Bride.” + </p> + <p> + The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most + pathetically how weak she was. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, he is come he is come!” she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he has + much to tell me.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” said he; “I have much.” + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead. + </p> + <p> + She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand + spasmodically in both her own—he felt how they were trembling-as she + cried— + </p> + <p> + “The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead—you know it, of + course? Oh, it is terrible—terrible! But the letters!—they + will be found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be + impossible to keep my secret longer. Will his friends—he had evil + friends, I know—will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by + your face that you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be + undone—undone.” + </p> + <p> + “My dear,” he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I could + bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?” + </p> + <p> + “The best! Ah, what is the best?” + </p> + <p> + “It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my + child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.” + </p> + <p> + She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped + more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to speak, + but failing to utter a single word. + </p> + <p> + He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet of + her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for certainly + a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only gaze mutely at + the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the truth upon her + meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not now be + overwhelmed with the joy of being saved. + </p> + <p> + Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung + her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks. + Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed—not + hysterically, but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an + effort and walked across the room to the window that looked upon the + street. He followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she + turned round with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long + was it since he had heard her laugh in that way? + </p> + <p> + She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for her + cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, and + her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness. + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I was + right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew that + you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to me for + evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like you, dear + Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that—so good, so true, so full + of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the greatest and + best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, dear friend! O, + you are a friend to be trusted—a friend who would be ready to die + for his friend. Gratitude—you do not want gratitude. It is well that + you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you for what + you have done? You have saved me from death—from worse than death—and + I know that the thought that you have done so will be your greatest + reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel that I + live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me out of the + deep waters—the waters that had well-nigh closed over my head.” + </p> + <p> + He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon him. + His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; but he + felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since he had + lived to see—even through the dimness of tears—so sweet a face + looking into his own with eyes full of the light of—was it the + gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman? + </p> + <p> + He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the small + hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the tendrils + of a climbing flower. + </p> + <p> + “Have you nothing to say to me—no word to give me at this moment?” + she asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her + fingers seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own. + </p> + <p> + “What word?” said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such a man + as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete happiness + as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in words. You + have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my life. You have + understood me—you alone, and that to such as I means happiness.” + </p> + <p> + She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had flung + them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the direction of + the window. + </p> + <p> + “You talk of my understanding you,” she said in a voice that had a sob in + it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a man's + nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy of a + thought?” + </p> + <p> + He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with a + sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and + locked the fingers of both together. + </p> + <p> + Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing + the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in the + throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman well enough + to have no thought of himself—no thought except for her happiness. + </p> + <p> + “No,” he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say to + you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for + himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain + happy—watching your happiness—in silence. Perhaps I may + understand you—I may understand something of the thought which + gratitude suggests to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, gratitude!” said she in a tone that was sad even in its scornfulness. + She had not turned her head toward him. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I may understand something of your nature—the sweetest, the + tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself better, + and I know in what direction lies my happiness—in what direction + lies your happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! are you sure that they are two—that they are separate?” said + she. And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his + face. + </p> + <p> + There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He + still held them behind him. At last he said slowly— + </p> + <p> + “I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were a + chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to look on + happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there is more + happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not speak—for + God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which are trembling + on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.” + </p> + <p> + She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she turned + away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, with her + face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly. + </p> + <p> + After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair. + </p> + <p> + She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a + hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice— + </p> + <p> + “You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that word; but + I can never—never cease to think of you as the best—the + noblest—the truest of men. You have been my best friend—my + only friend—and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by + a woman.” + </p> + <p> + He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word. + </p> + <p> + A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, mother, mother!” cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was + right—I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a + new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more—that + I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!” + </p> + <p> + “Why, what a transformation there is already!” said her mother. “Ah, Dr. + Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!” + </p> + <p> + “Friend—friend!” she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was + always my friend, and he will be so forever—my friend—our + friend.” + </p> + <p> + “Always, always,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you + have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has + just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition. + May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by + seeing you?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,” cried the girl. “Send him + away—send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one + but our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do + for me that I should wish to see him?” + </p> + <p> + “My dear Mary——” + </p> + <p> + “Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet + sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has not + yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing together + as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am myself + again.” + </p> + <p> + “I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,” said Mrs. + Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.” + </p> + <p> + “Do, dear mother,” cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next year, + sweetest of mothers, or—best of all—say that he had better + come by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by + and by is easily said.'” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0030" id="link2HCH0030"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s he went to his + chambers to dress before going to dine with the Dillys in the Poultry, + Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. He had seen the light + return to the face that he loved more than all the faces in the world, and + he had been strong enough to put aside the temptation to hear her confess + that she returned the love which he bore her, but which he had never + confessed to her. He felt happy to know that the friendship which had been + so great a consolation to him for several years—the friendship for + the family who had been so good and so considerate to him—was the + same now as it had always been. He felt happy in the reflection that he + had spoken no word that would tend to jeopardise that friendship. He had + seen enough of the world to be made aware of the fact that there is no + more potent destroyer of friendship than love. He had put aside the + temptation to speak a word of love; nay, he had prevented her from + speaking what he believed would be a word of love, although the speaking + of that word would have been the sweetest sound that had ever fallen upon + his ears. + </p> + <p> + And that was how he came to feel happy. + </p> + <p> + And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he found + a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had dedicated + to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. He added + poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly interpreted—verses + pulsating with the love that was in his heart—verses which Mary + Horneck could not fail to interpret aright should they ever come before + her eyes. + </p> + <p> + “But they shall never come before her eyes,” he said. “Ah, never—never! + It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.” + </p> + <p> + And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day she + might read those verses of his—yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if + that day was far off or nigh. + </p> + <p> + When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, he + had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did not, + however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to entertain + his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's killing of + Jackson as an accident. + </p> + <p> + After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be well + for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be to the + advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the threats + made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it might be + possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. But Burke, + after hearing the story—no mention of the name of Mary Horneck being + made by Goldsmith—came to the conclusion that it would be unwise to + introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part of the man + who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer—as, indeed, + they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity on + Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered that a + defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was most + likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. If it + could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently as some of + the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, Burke and his + legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance of obtaining a + verdict. + </p> + <p> + The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of the + acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine nature + had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's safety, and any + one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated trial would + undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this matter was fully + justified. That there should have been any suggestion of premeditation in + the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of Baretti seems amazing + to a modern reader of the case as stated by the Crown. But as Edmund Burke + stated about that time in the House of Commons, England was a gigantic + shambles. The barest evidence against a prisoner was considered sufficient + to bring him to the gallows for an offence which nowadays, if proved + against him on unmistakable testimony, would only entail his incarceration + for a week. Women were hanged for stealing bread to keep their children + from that starvation which was the result of the kidnapping of their + husbands to serve in the navy; and yet Burke's was the only influential + voice that was lifted up against a system in comparison with which slavery + was not only tolerable, but commendable. + </p> + <p> + Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson was + the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For all his + railing against the detestable laws of the detestable country—which, + however, he found preferable to his own—he ridiculed the possibility + of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered it within the + bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, however absurd was + the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the likelihood was that he + would experience the feelings incidental to such an excursion. + </p> + <p> + He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at + Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty with + his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent authority of + Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition of the sage. + </p> + <p> + It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty + of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste as + well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of + Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that if + one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat his + dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we know + something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the idiotic + insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record of + Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably deceived + no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to silence. + </p> + <p> + But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be—however + insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may—according to Johnson—have + been, there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation + until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though + Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained an + envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined to + mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit for + appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk. + </p> + <p> + Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife + was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, they + might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought by the + prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had attacked + him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems rather a + strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law permitted + men to carry swords presumably for their own protection. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he + joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which was + felt—or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was + simulated—by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of + the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the + circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had not + been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance that he + would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the counsel, as + well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old Bailey. + </p> + <p> + When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he + had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he + was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the + Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and + trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works which + he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in + addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of his + promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance. + </p> + <p> + He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times to + see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of + friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in her + usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the fun in + which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too busy to + reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's country house + wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in their pranks, and + to submit, as he did with such good will, to their practical jests. + </p> + <p> + He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of the + pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he would + see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her + constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both of + them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure that he + would be as strong a second time. + </p> + <p> + This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged—this constant + endeavour to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life + endurable to him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, + when a coach drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had + passed, and Mrs. Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the + change which was apparent in his appearance. + </p> + <p> + “Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!” she cried when she entered his little + parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he + was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw + you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but + despairing.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, my dear madam,” he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack + of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me + assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to give + me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught sight of + you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a moment; I + feared that—ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.” + </p> + <p> + “However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked as + I was when you appeared before me,” said the lady. “Why, dear sir, you are + killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one here to + give you the attention which your condition requires.” + </p> + <p> + “What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?” said the Doctor, making a + pitiful attempt to assume his old manner. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,” said she. “I will take you in + hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now I + will beg of you to go thither in your own.” + </p> + <p> + “To Barton? Oh, my dear madam——” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I + should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own + interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others than + to help yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one + who could be of the same help to us as you.” + </p> + <p> + “There is no one who would be more willing, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that mysterious + indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced that it was + you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again in + need of my help.” + </p> + <p> + “It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that + you are interested in her future—in the happiness which we all are + anxious to secure for her.” + </p> + <p> + “Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?” + </p> + <p> + “I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family—nay, I can + talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.” + </p> + <p> + “You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.” + </p> + <p> + “And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. I + know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that + Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.” + </p> + <p> + “No; she has not told me that.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the + emotion which he felt. + </p> + <p> + “It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally settled, + and so not worthy of another thought,” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Finally settled?” repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel + Gwyn's proposal?” + </p> + <p> + “On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,” said the mother. + </p> + <p> + He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment + one of gladness? + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,” said + the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character is + irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am + convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him—and + yet she sends him away from her.” + </p> + <p> + “That is possibly because she knows her own mind—her own heart, I + should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! she is but a girl.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives is + worthy of her.” + </p> + <p> + “That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too + rigidly on that assumption—an assumption which would condemn her to + live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to take a + practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely concerns + the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you take a + great interest.” + </p> + <p> + “I would do anything for her happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards you + with the greatest respect and esteem—nay, if I may say it, with + affection as well.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! affection—affection for me?” + </p> + <p> + “You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard + for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to yield + to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. Mary is + there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence with her on + behalf of Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “What! I, madam?” + </p> + <p> + “Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell you, + my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving + yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for no + one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am + convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion while + turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your + influence, will you not, dear friend?” + </p> + <p> + “I must have time to think—to think. How can I answer you at once in + this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.” + </p> + <p> + He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace + looking into the empty grate. + </p> + <p> + “You are wrong,” she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is in + your thoughts—in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she + would stand on a different footing in respect to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! a different footing!” + </p> + <p> + “I think that you are in error in that respect,” said the lady. “Marriage + is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is not Katherine + the same to you now as she was before she married Charles Bunbury?” + </p> + <p> + He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew of + what was in his heart! + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,” said he. + </p> + <p> + “And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “But where lies the need for her to marry at once?” he inquired. “If she + were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should + not marry at once; but if she does not love him——” + </p> + <p> + “Who can say that she does not love him?” cried the lady. “Oh, my dear Dr. + Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world of + whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, I + was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When I + married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually + disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly, + for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a + woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing a + just opinion on the subject.” + </p> + <p> + “I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous of + seeing her married to a good man—a man with whom her future + happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; alas! + that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates her life + and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is ruled by her + heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what her uncle, with + whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her meeting a certain + man there—my brother did not make me acquainted with his name—and + being so carried away with some plausible story he told that she actually + fancied herself in love with him—actually, until my brother, + learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop to an affair + that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her heart——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.” + </p> + <p> + “That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at + some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like + the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not + fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you + desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?” + </p> + <p> + There was a long pause before he said— + </p> + <p> + “Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to point + out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,” cried the + mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not to + put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl with a + heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that + direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to the + ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.” + </p> + <p> + “You are a woman.” + </p> + <p> + “I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts—her longings—her + hopes—and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart—ah, Dr. + Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's + life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?— + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly. + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And finds too late. . .' + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of + poor Olivia!” He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines + in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I will go to her.” + </p> + <p> + “You will be saving her—ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,” + cried Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + He started slightly. + </p> + <p> + “Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?” + </p> + <p> + “I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and saw + you,” she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and the change to + the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been neglecting yourself—yes, + and some one who will nurse you back to life. Oh, Barton is the place for + you!” + </p> + <p> + “There is no place I should like better to die at,” said he. + </p> + <p> + “To die at?” she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death + still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for + you.” + </p> + <p> + “Your daughter Mary is there,” said he. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0031" id="link2HCH0031"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e wrote that very + evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, one of his merry + letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had resolved to yield + gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant to leave for Barton + the next day. When that letter was written he gave himself up to his + thoughts. + </p> + <p> + All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between her + and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making it + impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought himself + to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, Oliver + Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her sister—with + the affection which exists between good friends. + </p> + <p> + While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart, + he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic + heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she + had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire, + and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew + what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He knew + that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done that + day, she would have told him that she loved him. + </p> + <p> + Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to + follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such + mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be + led in the future? + </p> + <p> + Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was to + be found only in marriage—marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn + undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit to + himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He + undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a + good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck, + and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the dangers + which surrounded her. + </p> + <p> + Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He would, + moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word duty, which + would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his argument, tend to + frustrate his intention. + </p> + <p> + He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, and + he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his visit + would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought before leaving + was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a moment's + consideration. + </p> + <p> + She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where the + coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was even + more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. While + still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with pleasure the + instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward him, and + Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself painfully and + laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement both on her face + and on that of her brother-in-law. + </p> + <p> + She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so. + </p> + <p> + “Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?” he cried. “Why, + you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?” + </p> + <p> + Mary only shook her head. + </p> + <p> + “I have been ill,” said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen you + both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she ready + to give me another lesson in loo?” + </p> + <p> + “She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,” said Bunbury, + while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we will take + care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,” he continued. + “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! But we'll + build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you and such as + you, my friend.” + </p> + <p> + “I tell you I am better already,” cried Goldsmith; and then, as the chaise + drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her face had + become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; she was not + even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and the ploughed + fields. + </p> + <p> + Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the + uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests + which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; but + though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the chaise + arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her guest at the + great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the depressing effect of + her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not betray the shock which she + experienced on observing how greatly changed was her friend since he had + been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. She met him with a laugh and a + cry of “You have never come to us without your scratch-wig? If you have + forgot it, you will e'en have to go back for it.” + </p> + <p> + The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had + last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on, + at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid + vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly + became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for his + friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the + harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that + Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of + his visit to the house he loved. He felt better—better than he had + been for months. + </p> + <p> + In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered + her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister + after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing + imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of + his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily the + manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of the scene, + especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she declared she had + good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so greatly as to cause + him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, when he had meant to talk + about love. + </p> + <p> + She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much character + into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to imitate, she + never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating person would + be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily than Goldsmith at + the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into the + already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected to + understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his rejection. + A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, and of + course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely appropriate to + Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and good-humoured mirth, the + hours passed as they had always done in the house which humoured mirth, + the hours passed as they had always done in the house which had ever been + so delightful to at least one of the guests. + </p> + <p> + He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its + fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an + incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was + extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat as + the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day treated + before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband? + </p> + <p> + And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to him—that + Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her future such + as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think what might be in + store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only by her own + sympathetic heart. + </p> + <p> + He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel + Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to + laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection + of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no doubt + that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of gravity. + </p> + <p> + The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the + afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with Mary + in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new covers + on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of the + many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and jars of + preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with bundles of + sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, Charles + Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in. + </p> + <p> + “What a housewife we have become!” he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the + head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.” + </p> + <p> + Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before + the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase. + </p> + <p> + “I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,” said he, “that I do not enter into the + spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her + husband.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis foolish on their part,” said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on the + watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active abettor of her + in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle threadbare by + now.” + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,” said + he. + </p> + <p> + “Indeed, I agree with you,” she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do + not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel + flattered by his attention?” + </p> + <p> + “No—no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any + man from the Prince down—or should I say up?” he replied. + </p> + <p> + “'Twould be treason to say so,” she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel Gwyn + be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way of + treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more + valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never saved + a poor woman a day's work.” + </p> + <p> + “I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,” said he quietly. “On the contrary, + I came down here specially to talk of him.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,” said she, + continuing her work. + </p> + <p> + “Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,” + said he. + </p> + <p> + “Only of late!” she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of your + thoughts long ago as well.” + </p> + <p> + “I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But + latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.” She ceased her work and + looked towards him gratefully—attentively. He left his seat and went + to her side. + </p> + <p> + “My sweet Jessamy Bride,” said he, “I have thought of your future with + great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as—as—perhaps a + father might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is + dependent upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of + snares.” + </p> + <p> + “I know that,” she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some + experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame would + have been mine!” + </p> + <p> + “Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful + affair,” said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at first, + and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But alas! 'tis + just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for you.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,” said she. “Did not I send + Colonel Gwyn away from me?” + </p> + <p> + “You were wrong to do so, my Mary,” he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good man—he + is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able to shelter + you from all dangers—from the dangers into which your own heart may + lead you again as it led you before.” + </p> + <p> + “You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?” said she. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as his + wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a girl as + you in the world.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! my dear friend,” she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to know + that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from the day + she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only begin to + beset her on that day?” + </p> + <p> + “Often—often. But it would not be so with you, dear child—at + least, not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly man + all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the + standpoint of her matchmaking mother.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this + way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think of + you always as I think of you know—bound to no man—the dearest + of all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same + position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have seen + that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.” + </p> + <p> + “And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes—yes—I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your—your + happiness—yes, happiness in the future.” + </p> + <p> + “Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!” she cried. “You are ready + to sacrifice yourself—I mean you are ready to forego all the + pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for + the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to + happiness—or what you fancy will be happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.” + </p> + <p> + “I do,” she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean + to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not + marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay—nay—do not speak so definitely,” he said. + </p> + <p> + “I will speak definitely,” she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to + speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of being + happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else with all + my heart, I dare not—oh! I dare not even entertain the thought of + marrying Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “You love some one else?” he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment there + went through his mind the thought— + </p> + <p> + “<i>Her heart has led her astray once again.</i>'” + </p> + <p> + “I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,” she cried; + “I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the + world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his + heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.” + </p> + <p> + Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying + in a hushed voice— + </p> + <p> + “Ah, child—child—spare me that pain—let me go from you.” + </p> + <p> + “Not till you hear me,” she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love you—only + you, Oliver Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “Hush—for God's sake!” he cried. + </p> + <p> + “I will not hush,” she said. “I will speak for love's sake—for the + sake of that love which I bear you—for the sake of that love which I + know you return.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas—alas!” + </p> + <p> + “I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her love + for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before heaven + would be in my keeping silence—in marrying a man I do not love. Ah! + I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood your + nature—so sweet—so simple—so great—so true. I + thought last year when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling + which I had for you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to + know the truth.” + </p> + <p> + He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper— + </p> + <p> + “Stop—stop—for God's sake, stop! I—I—do not love + you.” + </p> + <p> + She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh + died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes fixed + upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor. + </p> + <p> + “You do not love me?” she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those + words again with your eyes looking into mine?” + </p> + <p> + “Do not humiliate me further,” he said. “Have some pity upon me.” + </p> + <p> + “No—no; pity is not for me,” she said. “If you spoke the truth when + you said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not + love me.” + </p> + <p> + “You say you know me,” he cried, “and yet you think it possible that I + could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and sympathetic + heart has made for your own undoing. Look there—there—into + that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.” + </p> + <p> + He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an + exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering + and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark—a + figure attenuated by want and ill-health. + </p> + <p> + “Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,” he said, “and you will see + what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which have + been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the pain they + gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in the future? + Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who have been kinder + than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune that could befall + them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I could be so base.” + </p> + <p> + “I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best + worthy of being loved of all men in the world,” said she. “Ah, sir, cannot + you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my affection + for you?” + </p> + <p> + “Mary—Mary—this is madness!” + </p> + <p> + “Listen to me,” she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I will + put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that you do + not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + There was another pause before he said— + </p> + <p> + “Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an + ordeal? Let me go—let me go.” + </p> + <p> + “Not until you answer me—not until I have proved you. Look into my + eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just + now.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, dear child——” + </p> + <p> + “You cannot speak those words.” There was another long silence. The + terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words + are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was + maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice + whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood + before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with + expectation. + </p> + <p> + He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little + way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and + said slowly— + </p> + <p> + “It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.” + </p> + <p> + “That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!” + </p> + <p> + She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands. + </p> + <p> + He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of + the room—out of the house. + </p> + <p> + In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much of + the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy + impulse. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0032" id="link2HCH0032"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he did not + return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became alarmed. He had + only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went out; he had left no + line to tell them that he did not mean to return. + </p> + <p> + Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the + still-room, he inquired. + </p> + <p> + She told him the truth—as much of the truth as she could tell. + </p> + <p> + “I am afraid that his running away was due to me,” she said. “If so, I + shall never forgive myself.” + </p> + <p> + “What can be your meaning, my dear?” he inquired. “I thought that you and + he had always been the closest friends.” + </p> + <p> + “If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,” said + she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance of + Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and begged + of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the proposal of + Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “I heard nothing of that,” said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so I + suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and + said something that offended him.” + </p> + <p> + She held down her head. + </p> + <p> + “You should be ashamed of yourself,” said he “Have you not seen long ago + that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?” + </p> + <p> + “I am ashamed of myself,” said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my + harshness.” + </p> + <p> + “That will not bring him back,” said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is always + the best of friends who part in this fashion.” + </p> + <p> + Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had + so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he + felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and + induce him to return. + </p> + <p> + But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came + back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His + face was very grave. + </p> + <p> + “I saw the poor fellow,” he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick + Court. He is very ill indeed.” + </p> + <p> + “What, too ill to be moved?” she cried. He shook his head. + </p> + <p> + “Far too ill to be moved,” he said. “I never saw a man in worse condition. + He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks before now, + and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love to you and to + Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he says.” + </p> + <p> + “His rudeness! his rudeness!” said Katherine, her eyes streaming with + tears. “Oh, my poor friend—my poor friend!” She did not tell her + sister all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very + anxious to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had + seen him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him + had promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change + to the country. + </p> + <p> + The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the postboy's + horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a letter from the + doctor. + </p> + <p> + No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to + Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting. + </p> + <p> + When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained + sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand—poems addressed to her—the + love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long + hopeless years. + </p> + <p> + She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart. + </p> + <p> + She started up, crying— + </p> + <p> + “Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me—he loves me as I love him—only + his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love—he loves + me, and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have + sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself—nay, he has + sacrificed himself for me—for me!” + </p> + <p> + She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands. + </p> + <p> + “My dear—dear sister,” said Katherine, “is it possible that you—you——” + </p> + <p> + “That I loved him, do you ask?” cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I + loved him—I love him still—I shall never love any one else, + and I am going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good—God will + be good. My love shall live until I go to him.” + </p> + <p> + “My poor child!” said her sister. “I could never have guessed your secret. + Come away. We will go to him together.” + </p> + <p> + They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went + together to Brick Court. + </p> + <p> + A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs. + Abington. + </p> + <p> + “Do not tell me that I am too late—for God's sake say that he still + lives!” cried Mary. + </p> + <p> + The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes. + </p> + <p> + She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at the + girl, and the girl understood. + </p> + <p> + She threw herself into her sister's arms. + </p> + <p> + “He is dead!” she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing + that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.” + </p> + <p> + “That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the + Presence,” said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but I + know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the thought + of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever lived. Ah, + there was none like him—a man of such sweet simplicity that every + word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his works; you + and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not less than + those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the Son who on + earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.” + </p> + <p> + Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her. + </p> + <p> + She went with her sister among the weeping men and women—he had been + a friend to all—up the stairs and into the darkened room. + </p> + <p> + She threw herself on her knees beside the bed. + </p> + <h3> + THE END. + </h3> + <div style="height: 6em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + +<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 51951 ***</div> + </body> +</html> diff --git a/old/51951-0.txt b/old/51951-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3785924 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/51951-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9538 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Jessamy Bride, by Frank Frankfort Moore + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most +other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions +whatsoever. 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Allan Gilbert + +New York + +Duffield & Company + +1906 + +[Illustration: 0001] + +[Illustration: 0008] + +[Illustration: 0009] + +THE JESSAMY BRIDE + + + + +CHAPTER I. + +Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are +a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have +difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down +with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which +intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on +ignorance and maintained by sophistry.” + +“Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even +the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered +with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of +another.” + +Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in +Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some +care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in +the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn +faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the +conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, +and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of +Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair +and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an +eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he +might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's +face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that +he put behind his ear. + +Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the +Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious +and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their +heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces +were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who +is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures +worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward +Johnson. + +“Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of +maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching +upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my +intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I +cannot permit to pass unrebuked.” + +“Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr. +Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous.” + +“And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a +positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson. + +“Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith. + +“Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the +original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----” + +“Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art +would indeed be a departure,” said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot +countenance a proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.” + +“And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did +you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?” said +Garrick. + +“Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so--that's not just the +same thing,” laughed Goldsmith. + +“Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the +imagination,” said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory +arrangement.” + +“Yes, for the author,” said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which +was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.” + +“These sallies are all very well in their way,” said Garrick, “but their +brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that +Dr. Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be +included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses +no more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with +the exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a +statesman--another branch of the same profession--and therefore we are +vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.” + +“The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,” said +Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence--nay, even to +Boswell's--that acting is a trick, not a profession--a diversion, not +an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended to the +contrary.” + +“It must only have been in sport, sir,” said Boswell mildly. + +“Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,” cried Johnson, “but +he has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of +having you as his advocate.” + +“Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce +an opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,” said +Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour----” + +“Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his +return from Corsica?” shouted Johnson. + +“Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,” said Garrick, +“but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of +a wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied +by Mr. Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as +outcasts because we happen to be actors?” + +“Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,” cried Johnson. “And good enough +for you too, you rascal!” + +“And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than +become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,” said Goldsmith. + +“Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who +have relations in the church, to make such an assertion,” said Johnson +sternly. “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in +your estimation?” + +“The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither +could the stage look for another Garrick?” said Goldsmith. + +“Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street +delighted the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,” cried Johnson; and +when he perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay +back in his chair and roared with laughter. + +Reynolds took snuff. + +“Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the +puppets--I heard him myself,” said Boswell. + +“That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with +that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,” + said Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. +Boswell. But to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; +surely, Dr. Johnson, you will allow that an actor of genius is at least +on a level with a musician of genius.” + +“Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will +satisfy you,” replied Johnson. + +“Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that +of Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,” said Burke. + +“Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and +Piozzi the ill luck to be an Italian,” replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no +use affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the +arts. I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that +you actually believe what your words would imply.” + +“You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,” said Goldsmith: “whether you will +have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.” + +“I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, +just as there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really +interesting to me personally,” said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is +that I rashly made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for +perhaps twenty minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some +agreement on a matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. +Burke and myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.” + +He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal +education in the days when grace was an art, and left the room. + +“If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I +can bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,” said +Goldsmith. + +“The dog is well enough,” said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in +his place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him +in his place he will tolerate as he does mine.” + +“And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?” asked Goldsmith. +“Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders, +as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man, +we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?” + +“Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you +have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say +a good deal.” + +“What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his +attempts to shine,” whispered Boswell to Burke. + +“'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice +heard in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,” said Burke. + +“Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?” asked Boswell. + +“A Niagara?” said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it +in his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a +Niagara is.” + +“Sir,” said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in +undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.” + + + + +CHAPTER II. + +The conversation took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the +Strand, where the party had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as +good company as usual. There was a general feeling that he had rarely +insulted Boswell so frequently in the course of a single evening--but +then, Boswell had rarely so laid himself open to insult as he had upon +this evening--and when he had finished with the Scotchman, he turned +his attention to Garrick, the opportunity being afforded him by Oliver +Goldsmith, who had been unguarded enough to say a word or two regarding +that which he termed “the art of acting.” + +“Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,” cried the great dictator. +“Who gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of +acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler +who kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. +Madame Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight +rope, will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter--nay, every poodle that +dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.” + +It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission +of acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as +Johnson asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; +it was in vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included +among the arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the +standing of artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose +that the tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their +claims to be on a level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of +humanity. Dr. Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to +him most courteously by his friends. + +Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told +Burke he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was +thoroughly Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and +eminently capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements +of a clubable man. + +He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and +in reducing the others of the party to silence--all except Boswell, who, +as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point of +theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after +he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very +successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the +distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over. + +He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what +Dr. Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul. + +“Pray, sir,” said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds' +ear-trumpet and his oracle--his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet was +as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any evidence +among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of man was +imperishable?” + +“Sir,” said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that +the ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a _memento mori_ +at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.” + +“Well, sir?” said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause. + +“Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such +an object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to +accept the offer of a dinner,” said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest +manner. + +Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. +He felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from +Johnson. + +“Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,” he murmured, but in +no deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every +one present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was +necessary for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he +was the recipient. + +“Come, Goldy,” cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must +not be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the +better of you in the argument.” + +“Argument, sir?” said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that +any argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's +argument, Doctor.” + +“'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. +Boswell, sir,” said Johnson, with a twinkle. + +“The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor, +the wolf,” muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts +for his Animated Nature. + +At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message +to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious +to obtain permission to join the party. + +“My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?” said +Goldsmith, who appeared to be both surprised and confused. + +“Why, sir,” said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had +a cousin who was a dignitary of the church.” + +“Have I, indeed?” said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this +must be the very man. A Dean, is he?” + +“Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common +room of a tavern,” said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any +sudden addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an +Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give +the order to show him into this room.” Goldsmith seemed lost in thought. +He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone +told the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face +undoubtedly wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any +of his friends, before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and +somewhat undersized clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands +and apron of a dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect +carriage that gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was +white, but his eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in +one eye. + +The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. +It contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table +twenty minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, +perceived in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to +that with which Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A +little jerk which the visitor gave in raising his head was laughably +like a motion made by Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow. + +“Gentlemen,” said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of +you to be seated.” His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's, +although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made +an attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have +regarded him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,” continued the +stranger; “you embarrass me with your courtesy.” + +“Sir,” said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I +have the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.” + +“I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,” said the stranger, with a +deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation +of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which +of this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly--I beg your pardon, +Oliver--ah, old times--old times!” He had caught Goldsmith's hands +in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air. +Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of +a smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long +silence that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an +element of pathos. + +Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing +all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was +now worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise. + +“I ask your pardon, sir,” he said, gravely, “but--sir, I am a +painter--my name is Reynolds--and--well, sir, the family resemblance +between you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith--a resemblance that +perhaps only a painter's eye could detect--seemed to me so extraordinary +as you stood together, that----” + +“Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried the visitor. “My +cousin Oliver and I have not met for--how many years is it, Nolly? Not +eleven--no, it cannot be eleven--and yet----” + +“Ah, sir,” said Oliver, “time is fugitive--very fugitive.” + +He shook his head sadly. + +“I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the +wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,” said the stranger. +“But you must present me to your friends, Noll--Oliver, I mean. You, +sir”--he turned to Reynolds--“have told me your name. Am I fortunate +enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there can be no +doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am your +servant. And you, sir”--he turned to Burke--“I seem to have seen your +face somewhere--it is strangely familiar----” + +“That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,” said Goldsmith. He was rapidly +recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of +pride, as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The +clergyman made precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying---- + +“What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty--the friend of the +people?” + +“The same, sir,” said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver +Goldsmith.” + +“Then he is my friend also,” said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a +position to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.” + +“You do me great honor, sir,” said Burke. + +Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr. +Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so +far neglected. + +“Mr. Burke, you are our countryman--Oliver's and mine--and I know you +are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have a talk +with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?” + +“With all my power, sir,” said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir. +Mrs. Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an +honour upon the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.” + +“You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do +you work with your arm that way?” + +“There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,” said Oliver. + +“They can wait,” cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr. +Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel +mortified at what I have said.” + +“This is Mr. Boswell, sir,” said Goldsmith. + +“Mr. Boswell--of where, sir?” + +“Mr. Boswell, of--of Scotland, sir.” + +“Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. +Your clergymen might be better employed, Mr.--Mr.----” + +“Boswell, sir.” + +“Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you +ever visit your country again--a remote possibility, from all that I can +learn of your countrymen.” + +“Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'----” began +Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger. + +“What, you would condone his offence?” he cried. “The fact of your +having a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still +sadly lax in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.” + +“And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,” said Goldsmith in tones of triumph. + +His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table, +bowing profoundly. + +“Dr. Johnson,” he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.” + +“I am your servant, Mr. Dean,” said Johnson, towering above him as he +got--somewhat awkwardly--upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth, +sir--leaving aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in +the church to which you have attained--fails to obtain my respect.” + +“I am glad of that, sir,” said the Dean. “It shows that you, though +a Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal +on behalf of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not +disposed to relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration +for the church.” + +“Sir,” said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face. +“Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. +I am not a Non-conformist--on the contrary, I would give the rogues no +quarter.” + +“Sir,” said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke +to a subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened +country and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you +in the company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe +that you were the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of +conscience. I regret that I was mistaken.” + +“Sir!” cried Goldsmith, in great consternation--for Johnson was rendered +speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, instead +of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is the +great Dr. Johnson--nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.” + +“'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the +weak,” said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest +gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one +sense: he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one +scale. To such greatness we would do well to bow.” + +“Heavens, sir!” said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in +it. “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?” + +“Alas! sir,” said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be +expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course, +Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, +Mr.--Mr.--ah! you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though +I doubt not you are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you +written that entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence +of such gentlemen as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and--I add with +pride--Oliver Goldsmith?” + +“I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,” muttered Boswell. + +“And he has doubtless greatness enough--avoirdupois--to serve for both! +Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to speak for +himself, tell me what he has written.” + +“He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of +Corsica,” said Goldsmith, with some stammering. + +“And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy +altitude in literature?” + +“You are surely jesting, sir,” said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar +with Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.” + +“Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no +need for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the +work appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?” + +[Illustration: 0037] + +But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up +a volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown +and Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his +wont, until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose. + +“Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them +with greater tenderness,” said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that +the purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the +work of others. When did he bring out his dictionary?” + +“Eighteen years ago,” said Oliver. + +“And what books has he written within the intervening years?” + +“He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of +our authors.” + +“Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past +eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, +cousin, have written many works that the world would not willingly be +without; and I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable +list; but your friend--oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!--he is no true +worker in literature, or he would--nay, he could not, have remained idle +all these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not +use his pen?” + +“He has a pension from the King, sir,” stuttered Oliver. “I tell you, +sir, he is the most learned man in Europe.” + +“His is a sad case,” said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering +to him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious +duty.” He took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. +Goldsmith fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's +jaw fell; Burke and Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr. +Johnson,” said the stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman +to urge upon you to amend your way of life.” + +“Sir,” shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that +you were a very impertinent fellow!” + +“Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience--if you have +one--tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure the +knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this +room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have +acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you +have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a +friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your +friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips, +though they are workers--not without honour--at that profession of +letters which you despise--nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you did not +despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your life +to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that a +pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread +of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. +Johnson, if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think +you will be regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those +tavern dinners at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down +all who differ from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your +love of idleness and your intolerance? That is the question which I +leave with you; I pray you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my +leave of you. Gentlemen, Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have +not spoken in vain.” + +He made a general bow--an awkward bow--and walked with some dignity to +the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the room. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + + +When he had disappeared, the room was very silent. + +Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face +buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince +of Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he +published 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?” He ran to the door and +opened it, calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!” + “Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia'!” + +“Sir!” came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your +chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect +which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave +decently.” + +Goldsmith shut the door. + +“I did you a gross injustice, sir,” said he, returning slowly to the +table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book +since your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the +moment I forgot your 'Rasselas.'” + +“If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force +of your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson. “If I am +suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small +volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my +industry.” + +“Those who know you, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of +your industry. As for that man----” + +“Let the man alone, sir,” thundered Johnson. + +“Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?” said Boswell. + +“Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next +to a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; +and, in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.” + +“Oh, no, sir,” said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of +justification. Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written +even within the year.” + +“Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the--well, the less I think of +them, if you will allow me the paradox,” said Johnson. “Sir, the man +is right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey +my compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can +forgive him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my +Dictionary. Pray what is his name, sir?” + +“His name, sir, his name?” faltered Goldsmith. + +“Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,” said Johnson. + +“His name, sir, is--is--God help me, sir, I know not what is his name.” + +“Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell +tells me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did +so in a spirit of boasting, you erred.” + +For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said +in a low tone: + +“The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.” + +“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,” cried Boswell. “You boasted +of him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.” + +“Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,” said Burke with a smile. + +“His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of +nature are maintained when one hears his voice,” remarked Goldsmith in a +low tone. + +“Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,” said Reynolds as the door was opened +and Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced +to the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. +“Mr. Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.” + +“Whatever he may be on some other points,” remarked Burke. + +“Gentlemen,” said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than +you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May +I inquire the reason of the difference?” + +“You may not, sir!” shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to +acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that +it would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he +knew that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick +were to hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene +for the entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had +heard more than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield +had created by his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, +played an important part. He had been congratulating himself upon the +fortunate absence of the actor during the visit of the clergyman. + +“You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,” he repeated, as Garrick looked +with a blank expression of interrogation around the company. + +“Sir,” said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.” + +“What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues +that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?” cried Johnson. + +“Nay, sir, one question,” said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed. +“Mr. Garrick--have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for a +relative?” + +“Why, no, sir,” replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a +brother who deserved to be a Dean.” + +“And so I had,” cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My +poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.” + +“I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is +concerned,” said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's +gestures--nay, some of the tones of his voice as well--resembled those +of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table noticed +the similarity to which I allude.” + +“I certainly noticed it,” cried Boswell eagerly. + +“Your evidence is not admissible, sir,” said Johnson. “What does Sir +Joshua Reynolds say?” + +“Why, sir,” said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, +“I confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as +regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he +was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.” + +“But if not, sir, how can you account for----” + +Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson. + +“Be silent, sir,” he thundered. “If you have left your manners in +Scotland in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for +the gift was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country +in that respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken +touching this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in +the light of a personal affront.” + +After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said: + +“I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the +past half-hour than any of this company.” + +“Well, Davy,” said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly +dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, +sir, and of what nature was your diversion?” + +“Sir,” said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.” + +“So have we, sir--with the greatest poet alive--the author of 'The +Deserted Village'--and yet you enter to find us immoderately glum,” said +Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he did not +regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he quite +believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the +relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds. + +“Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. +“Mine was only a sort of poet.” + +“And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?” asked Boswell. + +“A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,” replied +Garrick. + +He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment +for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who +was anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just +written. The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house +in the Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was +short, it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated +by Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree. + +“A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman--he wore +the bands and apron of a Dean,” he continued, “not seeming to notice the +little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man +grasped me by the arm,” he continued, “doubtless recognising me from +my portraits--for he said he had never seen me act--and then began an +harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however, +that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction +than my neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, +gentlemen, he took it quite as a family grievance.” Suddenly he paused, +and looked around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest +were grave. A thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!” he cried, +“it is not possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, +the Dean, regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so, 'tis +an extraordinary coincidence that I should have encountered +him--unless--good heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here +when I had thrown him off?” + +“Sir,” cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no +Dean, entered this room!” + +“Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court +on your return,” said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!--a small man with the +family bow of the Goldsmiths--something like this.” He gave a comical +reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman. + +“I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of +mine,” protested Goldsmith. + +“And let that be the end of the matter,” declared Johnson, with no lack +of decisiveness in his voice. + +“Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman +again,” laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was +endeavouring to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version +of 'The Deserted Village'--he said he had the version at his lodging, +and meant to read it to his cousin--I ask your pardon, sir, but he said +'cousin.'” + +“Sir, let us have no more of this--cousin or no cousin,” roared Johnson. + +“That is my prayer, sir--I utter it with all my heart and soul,” said +Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak--my poet and his play. +What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as the +subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?” + +“I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme +of theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that +scoundrel Foote,” said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite +himself again, and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with +that finality which carried conviction with it--yes, to James Boswell. + +For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details +of his interview with the poet who--according to his account--had +designed the drama of “Otaheite” in order to afford Garrick an +opportunity of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in +feathers, and beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while +he delivered a series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to +Mars, Vulcan and Diana. + +“The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,” said Garrick. “My poet +explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to +his advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; +and when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite +could know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea +Islanders were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights +in the Pagan mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that +the Romans should claim a monopoly of Diana.” + +Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's +contention was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief +to his mind to have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the +argument, though he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in +the poet's argument. + +He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the +question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion +of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman +mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an +hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the +force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick, +originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his +tragedy. + +When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson +apart--greatly to the pique of Boswell--and said-- + +“Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you +will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from +you.” + +“You deserve no favour, Goldy,” said Johnson, laying his hand on the +little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants +you one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your +debtor. Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting +you a favour.” + +“You say everything better than any living man, sir,” cried Goldsmith. +“How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you +suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am +anxious to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I +have written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.” + +“Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several +years now.” + +“Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.” + +“Undoubtedly, sir--long before you became recognised as the most +melodious of our poets--the most diverting of our play-writers. I wrote +the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for your +second--nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and if it be +damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my tragedy of +'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. Goldsmith.” + +Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in +his eyes and his voice as he said-- + +“Your generosity overpowers me, sir.” + + + + +CHAPTER IV. + +Boswell, who was standing to one side watching---his eyes full of +curiosity and his ears strained to catch by chance a word--the little +scene that was being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care +that Johnson should be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's +house necessitated a walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; +but this was nothing to Boswell, who had every confidence in his own +capability to extract from his great patron some account of the secrets +which had been exchanged in the corner. + +For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object--nay, +when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch, +Johnson turned upon him, saying-- + +“Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell +you that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, +woman or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be +a friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, +who had every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by +you, sir.” + +Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his +good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month +of inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during +the summer. + +The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the +Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house +in Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through +Goldsmith's, and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was +very eloquent in his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, +he said, in spite of the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an +impostor calling himself his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to +receive the dedication of the new comedy. Burke, who understood the +temperament of his countryman, felt that he himself might surpass in +eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he took for his text the magnanimity +of the author of “The Good Natured Man.” He, however, refrained from the +attempt to prove to his companion that there were other ways by which a +man could gain a reputation for generosity than by permitting the most +distinguished writer of the age to dedicate a comedy to him. + +Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits, +quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds +was as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at +a corner so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of +ear-shot, he laid his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he +said-- + +“You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best +friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy--the greatest +genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, and there +never will be another such.” + +“Sir,” said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon +his face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that +you are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, +but as for the rascality--well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both +a great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for +example, but----” + +“Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a +device as that bow which you made, Davy,” said Reynolds. “It presented +before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths--all made in the same fashion +as our friend on in front, and all striving---and not unsuccessfully, +either--to maintain the family tradition of the Goldsmith bow. And +then your imitation of your imitation of the same movement--how did we +contain ourselves--Burke and I?” + +“You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?” said Garrick. + +“I'm convinced that he did.” + +“But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.” + +“You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was +tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.” + +“You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not +certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to +him and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson +and never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.” + +“You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain, +David.” + +“It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, +my friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant, +Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are +others who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man +to offer an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.” + +“He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.” + +“And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to +attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a +man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow +a bad word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole +dozen could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our +friend Mr. Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of +generosity because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at +them, but preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I +would rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of +a dozen yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such +as Bunbury. On the same principle, I have no particular liking to be +preserved to make sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that +literary three-decker, Johnson.” + +“I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old +schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.” + +“That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up +my mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an +actor being a degrading-one--about an actor being on the level with a +fiddler--nay, one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old +schoolmaster a more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it +is probable that he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain +truths which were told to him by the Dean.” + +“And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to +Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled +by that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking +characteristics of the Goldsmith family.” + +“Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour--declaring that he had +never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?” + +“Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were +magnanimous, David--as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an arm, +plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a grain +or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I have +seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest +commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal +force the immorality of the whole proceeding.” + +They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith +and Burke--the former still talking eagerly--having waited for them to +come up. + +“Gentlemen,” said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed +way to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some +refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an +opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady +Betty Hamilton.” + +“_O matre pulchra filia pulchrior_” said Goldsmith; but there was not +much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been +the loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of +Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll. + +Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's +servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out +by the servant. + +He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick. + +“Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,” he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness +for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your +absence.” + +“Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,” said Sir Joshua. +“I cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.” + +“The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the +picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made +a point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside +when she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.” + +“I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself +to your Lordship's eye,” said Sir Joshua. + +“The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,” said the young man, but +with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also +a beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side +of the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick--two birds with the one stone, you +know?” + +“True, sir,” said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.” + +“That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,” said the young +man. “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at +the Pantheon to-night.” + +“Is it not a mask?” said Garrick. + +“Nay, finer sport even than that,” laughed the youth. “We are going to +do more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in +twenty years, sir.” + +“At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?” inquired Garrick. + +“Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,” + cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be +acquainted with them?” + +“Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. + +“I have often longed for that privilege,” said Lord Stanley, bowing +in reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the +Marriage Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always +been my favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, +Dr. Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so +distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me +invite you all to the Pantheon--here are tickets to the show. You will +give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night when +Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.” + +“Alas, my Lord,” said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of +Mr. Col-man.” + +“What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless, +you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to +act my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.” + +He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with +an air of mystery. + +“What does he mean?” asked Reynolds. + +“That is what I have been asking myself,” replied Garrick. “By heavens, +I have it!” he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard +rumours of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers +of the Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of +Vauxhall and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the +entrance of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the +leader of the scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also +one of the plot. Let us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss +being-present for the world.” + +“I am not so eager,” said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early +in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to +be on foot.” + +“I have not, thank heaven!” cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith, +I'll swear. As for Burke--well, being a member of Parliament, he is a +seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.” + +“We need a frolic,” cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough +dinner at the Crown and Anchor.” + +“An Irishman and a frolic are like--well, let us say like Lady Betty and +your macaw, Sir Joshua,” said Burke. “They go together very naturally.” + + + + +CHAPTER V. + +Sir Joshua entered his house, and the others hastened northward to the +Oxford road, where the Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a +year for the entertainment of the fashionable world--a more fashionable +world, it was hoped, than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh +and Vauxhall. From a hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and +fashion sought their entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly +Rooms when the weather failed to allow of their meeting at the two great +public gardens. But as the government of the majority of these places +invariably became lax--there was only one Beau Nash who had the +cleverness to perceive that an autocracy was the only possible form of +government for such assemblies--the committee of the Pantheon determined +to frame so strict a code of rules, bearing upon the admission of +visitors, as should, they believed, prevent the place from falling to +the low level of the gardens. + +In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda, +there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically +excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to +maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the +most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed +to enter. + +The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions +as eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were +sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going +to those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such +persons understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be +optimists in regard to the question of the possibility of combining +Puritanism and promiscuous entertainments terminating long after +midnight. They hailed the arrival of the time when innocent recreation +would not be incompatible with the display of the richest dresses or the +most sumptuous figures. + +But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on +the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The +best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that +the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them +published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks +artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility +of actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually +scandalous. + +While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and +declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their +resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who +affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying +out of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make +the management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in +endeavouring to discriminate between the classes of their patrons. + +When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the +thoroughfare was then called, the result of this meeting was making +itself felt. The road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for +something unusual to occur, though of what form it was to assume no +one seemed to be aware. The crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They +cheered heartily every coach that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed +ladies to the Pantheon and to other and less public entertainments. +They waved their hats over the chairs which, similarly burdened, went +swinging along between the bearers, footmen walking on each side +and link-boys running in advance, the glare of their torches giving +additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows who had the +chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an officer of the +Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and occasionally a +jostling match took place between some supercilious young beau and the +apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force his way. +More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of the +lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the +next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing +with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury. +Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, +drew his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the +crowd. It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a +space was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was +thrown to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy +dropped upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the +crowd cheered and jeered in turn. + +At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the +frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a +dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to +use both. + +But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, +all the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, +and there was a cry of, “Here they come--here she comes--a cheer for +Mrs. Baddeley!” + +“O Lord,” cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia +Baddeley for their experiment!” + +“Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,” said Goldsmith. +“They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. +Baddeley. There are many gradations in colour between black and white.” + +“But not between black and White's,” said Burke. “This notion is well +worthy of the wit of White's.” + +“Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,” said +Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it +cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.” + +“That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene +as this,” said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week +after to-night.” + +“By my soul!” cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double +that sum to be safe at home in bed.” + +The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley, +the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way +through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance +in front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold +and silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of +gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, +and they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one +side was the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. +Hanger, equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was +immediately behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of +the lady's escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage. + +The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was +seated, smiling----“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,” Burke +remarked. + +“Oh, yes,” cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am +fortunate in having her in my new comedy.” + +“The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,” said +Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for +several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress. + +“And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of +the Duchesses,” said Burke. + +“My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's +sway,” said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band +will emancipate him.” + +“If so he is in error,” said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never +let him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady +Betty.” + +“Till then, do you say?” said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he +will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had +a very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady +is most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to +Reynolds.” + +The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to +Lady Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be +a _fait accompli_; but there were rumours that the young man had of +late been making an effort to release himself--that it was only with +difficulty the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon +her daughter, whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds. + +The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the +crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and +friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of +dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also +gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were +plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon. + +It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession +that a voice cried-- + +“Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow +them to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!” The +discordant note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment +a seasonable one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town. + +The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up +a shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a +Methodist service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with +which the early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another +direction a ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as +well as men; but above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the +preacher was heard. + +“By my soul,” said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I +should like to find some one who would give me a play with such a +scene.” + +A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in +the act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned +suddenly round. + +“I'll take your order, sir,” he cried. “Only you will have to pay me +handsomely.” + +“What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the +escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?” said Garrick. + +“Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,” cried Captain Horneck--Goldsmith's +“Captain in lace.” + +“If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he +would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to +my Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would +happen.” Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,” he +cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for +your new comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not +wearing the peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to +be resisted, whatever you wear.” + +“You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,” said +Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs +stop at the porch of the Pantheon.” + +“As a matter of course you will come,” said young Horneck. “Let us +hasten out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin +to preach!” + +He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his +arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as +they could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his +companion, that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but +for the fact that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord +Albemarle, and that his mother had entreated him not to do anything that +might jeopardise the match. + +“You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,” said Garrick. + +“Nay,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the +means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort +would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that +his act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.” + +“You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,” said the Captain. +“Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole. +But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty +and the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.” + +“Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,” said Burke. + + + + +CHAPTER VI. + +The party found, on approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being +under the guidance of Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have +had considerable difficulty getting near the porch of the building, +where the crowds were most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed +his way quite good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the +people, and was followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little +way behind. But as soon as the latter couple came within the light of +the hundred lamps which hung around the porch, they were recognised and +cheered by the crowd, who made a passage for them to the entrance just +as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was set down. + +The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed +in front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a +line on each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped +out--she could not be persuaded to do so for some time--and walked +between the ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered +the points of their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy +than they would have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at +that period were doing their best to obtain some recognition. + +Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business” of the part which she had +to play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding +herself confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick +standing at one side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he +bowed with exquisite irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit +was too much for her. Forgetting that she was playing the part of a +_grande dame_, she turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her +hands--one holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan--crying-- + +“La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's +the prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?” + +“Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,” said Garrick +gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the +porch. + +The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely +serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan +collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the +side of the lady. + +“Madam,” he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon. +What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady +visitor?” he shouted to the liveried porter. + +“Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,” + replied the man. + +“Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,” said the young +gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.” + +“I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,” replied the man. + +“Nay, Mr. Hanger,” replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the +cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.” + +“Gentlemen,” cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not +your will that we should come in active contest with the representatives +of authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that +our honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?” When +the cries of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the +responsibility for bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords +to the front! You will touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. +Should a constable assault any of this company you will run him through +without mercy. Now, gentlemen.” + +In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and +in that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few +moments stood irresolute, but then--the points of a dozen swords were +within a yard of their breasts--lowered their staves and slipped quietly +aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt to +withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily +went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart. + +To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from +the thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort +walked through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being +sheathed at the entrance. + +It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the +rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some +of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to +look scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave +the assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose +first husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively +plain, in spite of their masks of paint and powder. + +The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of +her daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been +twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess +of Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of +a body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob +anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had +no touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her +complexion, and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add +to their silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the +cold whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. +The solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that +she made with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that +lovely woman. + +Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were +small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the +Duchess's elegance and distinction. + +Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at +the lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her +body guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, +they exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess +even smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster +shrugged her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a +Frenchwoman. + +Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance +also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying-- + +“Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set +her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be +frightened away.” + +Captain Horneck had gone up to his _fiancee_. + +“You were not in that creature's train, I hope,” said the lady. + +“I? Dear child, for what do you take me?” he said. “No, I certainly was +not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.” + +“If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven +you the impropriety,” said she. + +(She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than +a year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.) + +By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and +now returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where +Mrs. Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers. + +“Madam,” said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you +their sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and +to express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour +them by your patronage.” + +And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the +management, with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling +actress. + +“And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,” said Lord Stanley. “She +agreed to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.” + +“She can take very good care of herself,” said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat +curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to +underrate the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to +divide the honours attached to her position with another woman, much +less with one who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. +“Mrs. Abington is a little timid, my Lord,” she continued; “she may not +find herself quite at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, +to be sure; but for my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better +taste.” + +But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was +conveyed to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of +the honours which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, +and when this news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through +the porch to the side of her sister actress. + +And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll +and Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two +actresses, offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them +frequently at the assemblies in the rotunda. + +The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the +condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged +their shoulders once more. + +Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was +disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew +that the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the +Duchess's daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity +of mothers with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible +suitors were growing scarce? + +Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played +under his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, +and he was compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more +highly finished exhibition of this form of art. + +His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs. +Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he +liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to +remain in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious +to see what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and +his friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the +part of the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, +he heard a merry voice behind him saying-- + +“Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the +Pantheon?” + +“Nay,” cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing +of a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth +century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on +the Oxford road.” + +He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a +handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised. + +“Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride--and my sweet Little Comedy!” he cried, as +the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act +of making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and +Katherine--the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam, +I am your servant--and don't I look your servant, too,” he added, +remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress. + +“You look always the same good friend,” said the lady. + +“Nay,” laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take +care, for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it +is not that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something +gorgeous. What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?” + +(His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and +Bun-burys.) + +“Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your +company, madam,” said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But +a peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after +to-night.” He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses +and their admirers. + +Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down. + +“The air is tainted,” said Goldsmith, solemnly. + +“Yes,” said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you +say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.” + +“I said not so, madam,” cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As +amusing---amusing----” + +“As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,” + protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?” + +“Oh, undoubtedly those were his words--only he did not utter them,” + replied the Jessamy Bride. + +“There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such +witnesses!” said Mrs. Bunbury. + +“I could deny nothing to two such faces,” said Goldsmith, “even though +one of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius +weeping over the Pantheon.” + +“And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for +it?” she inquired, with her chin in the air. + +“Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,” + said Goldsmith. + +“Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,” cried the young +lady. + +“Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,” said +Oliver. + +“That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,” + remarked Mary. + +“And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the +Pantheon without the knowledge of his biographer,” cried her sister, +with an air of worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well +qualified to be an exponent. + +“'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,” said Goldsmith. + +“Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to +the Royal Academy of Arts,” said a lady who had come up with Burke at +that moment--a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every +movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour. + +Goldsmith bowed low--again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which +Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest +unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot. + +“In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,” Goldsmith began, but seeing the +ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and +the compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur. + +“Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr. +Goldsmith?” said Mrs. Thrale. + +“Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by +declining to argue out the matter with you,” said the Professor of +Ancient History. + +Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's +quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed +in her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention +to the words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, +moreover, declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in +accepting her patronage. + +She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms--most +of which had been said at least once before--at the expense of the +Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more +busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the +injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her _jeux d'esprit_, +she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the +benefit of her remarks. + +Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, +pointing out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, +suddenly turning in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing +behind her mother, the jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the +expression of dismay--worse than dismay--which was on the girl's face as +she gazed across the rotunda. + + + + +CHAPTER VII. + +Goldsmith followed the direction of her eyes and saw that their object +was a man in the uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. +Abingdon. He was a showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence +of some dissipated years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his +bearing. + +Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck +and gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant--only for an +instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to +the girl across the room. + +Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become +white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after +the lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy +of feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been +a witness of a _rencontre_ which evidently was painful to her; but +he spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely +noticeable imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; +and, professing himself woefully ignorant as to the _personnel_ of the +majority of the people who were present, inquired first what was the +name of a gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently +interested ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that +elaborate bow. + +Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, +but after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head. + +“I have never seen him before,” she said. “I don't think he can be +any one in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually +nobodies--until we come to know them.” + +“That is quite reasonable,” said he. “It is a distinction to become your +friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor +at the Academy are forgotten.” + +His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her +attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse. + +“Heavens, child!” she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?” + +“What should be the matter with me?” said Mary. “What, except--oh, this +place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and +well ventilated at all times!” + +“My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,” said +Bunbury. + +“No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a +moment,” said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's +sake don't stare so, child,” she added to her sister, making a pitiful +attempt to laugh. + +“But, my dear----” began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by Mary. + +“Nay,” she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and--well, every +one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the faintness +has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's company? +Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a fuss. +Lend me your arm, if you please.” + +“With all pleasure in life,” cried Oliver. + +He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how +greatly she was trembling. + +When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister +and Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that, +immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer +who had bowed to her. + +“Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,” she said. “Take me +somewhere--some place away from here--any place away from here.” + +He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one +sconce with wax candles was alight. + +“Why should you tremble, my dear girl?” said he. “What is there to be +afraid of? I am your friend--you know that I would die to save you from +the least trouble.” + +“Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?” she cried. “I am in no +trouble--only for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you +did not come in the bloom-tinted coat after all.” + +He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was +broken only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's +song--the hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the +rotunda and around the galleries. + +At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying-- + +“I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend--I wonder what +you think of your Jessamy Bride.” + +“I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,” said he tenderly. +“But if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may +be able to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a +moment. Why, what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry +in France together?” + +“Nothing--nothing has happened--I give you my word upon it,” she +said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be +frightened--no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, have +not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could not +understand--psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. Goldsmith; +girls are foolish creatures.” + +“Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?” + said he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? +Think if it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs +are concerned, but I feel that for others--for you, my dear--ah, child, +don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its +poignancy is blunted?” + +“I have never had consolation except from you,” said the girl. “But +this--this--oh, my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's +soul to enable you to write those lines-- + + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly, + + And finds too late. . . '?” + +There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to +his forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked +slowly away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than +a dozen steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of +indecision, hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying-- + +“I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.” + +“Yes,” she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is +evil about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their +own destruction, but by women.” + +She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again. + +“Let us go away,” she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner +of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever +any singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! +I would pay fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her +efforts.” Her laugh had a shrill note that caused it to sound very +pitiful to the man who heard it. + +He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was +standing with Burke and her son. + +“I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,” said Mrs. +Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.” + +“Oh, no; I have missed no note of it--no note. Was there ever anything +so delicious--so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went homeward, +mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.” + +“At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!” + said Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her +mother's keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!” + +“Mary was always a wise little person,” said Mrs. Horneck. + +“Wise? Oh, let us go home!” said the girl wearily. + +“Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,” said her +mother. + +Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the +janitor to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach. + +He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder +lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the +girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could +hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny. + +The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went +out into the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While +Goldsmith was in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was +furtively glancing around, and before she had got into a position for +seating herself by the side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so +clumsy a way that several of the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, +bowing awkwardly, and, to crown his stupidity, he turned round so +rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran violently full-tilt against a +gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to the side of the chariot as if +to take leave of the ladies. + +The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and +staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until +the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered +wig, was barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his +awkwardness. + +“Curse you for a lout!” cried the officer. + +Goldsmith put his hat on his head. + +“Look you, sir!” he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for +the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to +say as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir--Oliver +Goldsmith--and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that we +are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you +may be.” + +The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging +cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, +shouted “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke +forever!” For both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as +they were in society. + +While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman, +in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders, +stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. +Then he turned to his opponent, saying-- + +“Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you +can let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.” + +“Or if it suits you better, sir,” said another gentleman coming to +Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord +Clare.” + +“My Lord,” cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no +quarrel with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in +the heat of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman +might not make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I +have the honour to wish your Lordship good-night.” + +He bowed and made his exit. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +When Goldsmith reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting +him a letter from Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let +him know that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his +comedy which had been in rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, +felt they were right in doing so, as the failure of the piece was so +inevitable. He hoped that Dr. Goldsmith would be discreet enough to +sanction its withdrawal while its withdrawal was still possible. + +He read this letter--one of several which he had received from Colman +during the week prophesying disaster--without impatience, and threw it +aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save the +expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken +his lines-- + + “When lovely woman stoops to folly, + + And finds too late....” + +“Too late----” She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had broken, +as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had broken, +when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is enshrined for +all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress of tears. It +would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in her eyes. +Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice.... + +What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl +who had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other +human being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had +shown themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing +himself on the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when +Little Comedy married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him +which had begun at Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he +spent at the Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his +life. + +But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy +Bride,” drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt +from the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature--that +in her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy +which he sought. More than once she had proved to him that she +recognised the greatness of his nature--his simplicity, his generosity, +the tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his +trustfulness, that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his +intolerance of hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was +the note of the most successful productions of the day. Above all, +he felt that she recognised his true attitude in relation to English +literature. If he was compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order +to earn his daily bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English +literature. How nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,” “The +Vicar of Wakefield,” “The Deserted Village,” and “The Good Natured +Man” testified at intervals. He felt that he was the truest poet, the +sincerest dramatist, of the period, and he never allowed the work which +he was compelled to do for the booksellers to turn him aside from his +high aims. + +It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood +what his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of +the world. She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she +understood him and sympathised with him. + +As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of +her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the +time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied +her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered +how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a +long visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look +of gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her +with a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield” was the book, and she had said-- + +“You can never, never know what it has been to me--what it has done +for me.” Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude--of +affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes +had overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not +be easily severed. + +[Illustration: 0105] + +But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's +song. + +What was he to think of her? + +One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, +on glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had +changed from one of merriment to one of despair--the despair of a bird +that finds itself in the net of the fowler. + +What was he to think of her? + +He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of +her, but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt +certain, brought about her change of mood. + +It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to +guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him +going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest +means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep +the man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most +rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose. + +Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary +it had proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the +girls, and he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to +regard the occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run +the man through some vital part. + +What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the +very sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, +and his too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number +of answers to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no +ill of her. He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly +good. He felt that her concern was on account of some one else who +might be in the power of that man. He knew how generous she was--how +sympathetic. He had told her some of his own troubles, and though he did +so lightly, as was his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing +of them. Might it not then be that the trouble which affected her was +not her own, but another's? + +Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the +incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind. + +Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow +whose appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had +escaped with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an +ordinary shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how +he had declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a +man he would have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but +design, and would have been ready to fight. + +Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of +the man would be a step in the right direction. + +It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the +morning that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which +contained some unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the +details of the news, but he was certain that on receiving it he had a +definite idea that it was unpleasant. When he now read Colman's +letter for the second time he found that his recollection of his first +impression was not at fault. It was just his luck: no man was in the +habit of writing more joyous letters or receiving more depressing than +Goldsmith. + +He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable +mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those +to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He +could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said, +dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the +stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best +interests to be connected with a failure. + +This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith. + +“Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has +not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?” he said. + +“It might be in respect to most plays, sir,” replied Colman; “but in +regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to +anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in +this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.” + +“I shall try to bear both with fortitude,” said Goldsmith quietly, +though he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his +gratuitous predictions of failure--predictions which from the first his +attitude in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should +like to have a talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,” he added. + +“They are in the green room,” said the manager. “I must say that I was +in hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work +would enable you to see your way to withdraw it.” + +“I decline to withdraw it, sir,” said Goldsmith. + +“I have been a manager now for some years,” said Colman, “and, speaking +from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without +hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so +complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that +was ever wrote.” + +“That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to +appreciate,” said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that +what the people want nowadays is a novelty?” + +“Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of +yours is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's +the novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, +sir, the bringing on of that vulgar young boor--what's the fellow's +name?--Lumpkin, in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the +refinement and sensibility of the period--the fellow who talks of his +bear only dancing to the genteelest of tunes--all this, Dr. Goldsmith, +I pledge you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an +early fall of the curtain.” + +“An early fall of the curtain?” + +“Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene +beyond that of your pothouse to be set.” + +“Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not +a pothouse.” + +“The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.” + +“Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not +apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad +through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit. +Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.” + +“Of _your_ play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a +share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for +having anything to do with its production.” + +“If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in +respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act +with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.” + +Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's +office and went to the green room. + + + + +CHAPTER IX. + +The attitude of Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping +with the traditions of the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it +so contrary to the traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like +the rest of his profession--not even excepting Garrick--possessed only a +small amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented +to them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his +own acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted +blank verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional +lines, with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack +of human nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and +he could see no reason why he should substitute for them anything more +natural. He had no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure +a comedy founded upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious +sentimentality of an artificial age. + +He had produced “The Good Natured Man” some years before, and had made +money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who +had condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that +play were still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading +characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but +actually intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named +provisionally “The Mistakes of a Night,” he at first declined to have +anything to do with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential +friends--friends who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised +his genius when he was living in a garret and before he had written +anything beyond a few desultory essays--and they brought all their +influence to bear upon the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the +comedy, but laid it aside for several months, and only grudgingly, at +last, consented to put it in rehearsal. + +Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best +to depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging +his shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant +to allow certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written +them. + +This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position +than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was +soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a +half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur. + +At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young +Marlow, threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was +serious in his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment +Goldsmith assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract +with the manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same +contract by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was +handed over to Lee Lewes. + +After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make +the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every +chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the +manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every +possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined +to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he +provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually +encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints +regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said +he was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up +their parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued +rehearsing. + +When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of +conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He +knew that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could +not doubt what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round +and go back to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw +the play. The temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of +determination which had carried him through many difficulties--that +spirit which Reynolds appreciated and had embodied in his portrait--came +to his aid. He walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with +both Woodward and Mrs. Abington. + +“I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr. +Colman,” he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious +step without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. +Colman will be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an +agreement with me to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he +will therefore sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick +will, I hope, honour me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. +Bulk-ley that of Miss Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the +rehearsal.” + +The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by +the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and +who had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now +began to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had +been a fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched +garret knew what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate +to kick downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him +employment as a libeller. + +“Sir,” cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to +him--“Sir, you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will +not be my fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. +You have been badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your +ill-treatment nobly. For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to +appear in your piece.” + +“Madam,” said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for +ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and +gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to +assert that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I +shall regard as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has +passed I know that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection +of the opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the +success of this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward +circumstances incidental to its birth.” + +He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly +that he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: +they reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, +caused them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith. + +“You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,” said Shuter, +who was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle. + +“You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,” said Goldsmith. +“Lord, sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident +was to happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned +to a certainty.” + +The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place. +Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening +influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were +acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith +that none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet +the members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption +that its failure was inevitable. + +On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had +since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers +to dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at +a wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake +during the greater part of the night. + +The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her +eyes at the same moment had yet to be explained. + +He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his +elbow resting on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After +half-an-hour's thought his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. +Picking one up with a sigh, he began to write. + +Verse after verse appeared upon the paper--the love-song of a man who +feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only +consolation in life is love. + +After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again +rested his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he +had written. His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected +sincerity when every one around him was engaged in composing verses +which were regarded worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were +artificial. + +He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to +Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would +she be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his +delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became +known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had +enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper +feeling? + +His heart sank as he asked himself the question. + +“How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?” he +muttered. “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is +the chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should +he himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life +that the man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to +live in loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was +struck blind--a great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from +love receives no pity--no pity on earth--no pity in heaven.” + +He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for +an hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper +which he had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. +He did not tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand +to the desk and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making +the torn edge rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of +a woman whose lover was beside her--that was what the quivering motion +suggested to the poet who watched it. + +“And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!” he said. +“Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!” + +He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts, +where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished +men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew +that friendship could afford him no solace. + +He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like +giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst. + + + + +CHAPTER X. + +For the next two days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes +in his play as were suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. +The alterations were not radical, but he felt that they would be +improvements, and his judgment was rarely at fault. Moreover, he was +quick to perceive in what direction the strong points and the weak +points of the various members of the company lay, and he had no +hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them a better chance +of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman called the +“pot-house scene” would he change, not a word of the scene where the +farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow to be +omitted. + +Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems +to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee +house talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the +fate that was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he +not adopted this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become +aware, as they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. +When it was produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the +manager up to ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a +new set of lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject. + +But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some +of them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not +hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he +might not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not +possibly be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a +pity, one of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be +so easily avoided? + +To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand +or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written +it, he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the +medium of these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the +verdict of the playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on +those scenes so early in the play was that the playgoers might know not +to expect a sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a +natural school of comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of +the manners of the day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only +the broadest and heartiest fun. + +“If the scenes are ungenteel,” said he, “it is because nature is made +up of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less +interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin +when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a +greater favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest +gentleman who ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely +on the ear of a boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not +interfere with his romping.” + +He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point +on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when +he did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from +his over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others--a disability +which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in +consequence, delightfully fluent. + +On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast, +he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that +the Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some +degree of apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might +think he looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he +was by her side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. +The words still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it +would pain her to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite +content that matters should remain as they were. Whatever the words +might have meant, it was impossible that they could mean anything that +might cause him to think of her with less reverence and affection. + +He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to +find out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom +there came to his ears the sound of laughter--such laughter as caused +him to remark to the servant-- + +“I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.” + +“Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour, +sir,” replied Ralph. + +“I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been +entertaining them,” said Goldsmith. + +Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the +entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat. + +The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been +keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits +of laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an +amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him +much manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the +imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the +details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis +entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working +laboriously at his “Animated Nature.” + +“Good morning, sir, good morning,” he cried, pretending to take off +his gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect +self-possession, previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now +mind you don't sit there, Dr. Goldsmith,” he continued, raising a +warning finger. A little motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, +with his mincing ways, was transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy +and self-conscious in the presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy +politeness to get him a chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very +one on which the man had placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you +about?”--once more Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to +be careful about that chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? +Sir, that excuse is a mere quibble--a mere quibble. This must not occur +again, or I shall be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, +my good sir? Now to business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man +to make me a cup of chocolate--with milk, sir--plenty of milk, and two +lumps of sugar--plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a +patriot--none of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think +on't, your laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for +me; and mind you tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in +it”--this shouted half-way out of the door through which he had shown +Goldsmith hurrying with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. +Then came the monologue of the amanuensis strolling about the room, +passing his sneering remarks at the furniture--opening a letter which +had just come by post, and reading it _sotto voce_. It was supposed to +be from Filby, the tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform +in which Dr. Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the +Haymarket would be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith +had made up his mind as to the exact orders which he meant to +wear, ending with a compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and +discrimination in choosing a costume which was so well adapted to +his physique, and a humble suggestion that it should be worn upon the +occasion of the first performance of the new comedy, when the writer +hoped no objection would be raised to the hanging of a board in front of +the author's box with “Made by Filby” printed on it. + +Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain +words--giving an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here +and there, and finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a +postscript alluding to the length of time that had passed since the +writer had received a payment on account, could not have been surpassed. +The effect of the comedy upon the people in the room was immeasurably +heightened by the entrance of Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, +as the amanuensis, immediately walked to him gravely with the scrap of +paper which had done duty as the letter, in his hand, asking him if what +was written there in black and white about the field-marshal's uniform +was correct, and if he meant to agree to Filby's request to wear it on +the first night of the comedy. + +Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu +entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit +of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that +more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful +issue a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager +of a playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why +should not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?” + +The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew +that Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, +and would not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In +an instant, however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious +amanuensis, and became David Garrick, crying-- + +“Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to +reply to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of +your experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with +nature.” + +Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated +at the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much +what might follow. + +At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in +the room. + +“Come, sir,” said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty +civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we +cannot keep the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the +booksellers, 'tis the world we think of. What is this?”--picking up an +imaginary paper--“'The derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed +the ingeniousness of many able writers, but there can be no doubt in +the mind of any one who has seen that noble creature, as I have, in +its native woods, careering nimbly from branch to branch of the largest +trees in search of the butterflies, which form its sole food, that +the name elephant is but a corruption of elegant, the movements of the +animal being as singularly graceful as its shape is in accordance with +all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is mighty fine, but your +style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' should be himself +both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon should himself +be a buffoon.” + +In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes, +leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis +as to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer +and warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked +Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the +imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then +the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked-- + +“The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! +Lord! what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to +dictate to his amanuensis?” + +Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, +around the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household +in roars of laughter--as one delightful member of the household has +recorded--over his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of +Dr. Johnson. + +“And all this,” said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I +told him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment +he sat down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I +knew he saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea +and send him away.” + + + + +CHAPTER XI. + +Goldsmith was delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from +care. He had gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear +that she was unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry +a mood as he had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at +dinner, and he was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the +mysterious mood that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon. + +She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told +him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though +she said that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the +intention of the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go +together to the theatre and demand its immediate production on the +finest scale possible. + +“There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence +Colman in that respect,” said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured +to talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not +his intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be +played for longer than a small portion of one evening.” + +“The monster!” cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I +feel about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will +tolerate his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs +some one to be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him +how contemptible he is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. +The occasion is one that demands the powers of a man who has a whole +dictionary at his back--yes, Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten +that if he does not behave handsomely he will, in his next edition of +the Dictionary, define a scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps +an author in suspense for months, and then produces his comedy so +ungenerously as to make its failure a certainty. But, no, your play +will be the greater success on account of its having to overcome all the +obstacles which Mr. Colman has placed in its way.” + +“I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be +the greatest success of the century,” said he. + +“And so it will be--oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will--oh, we +shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box +and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed +upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.” + +“You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to +the remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a +suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour +upon an ill-treated author.” + +“I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least +one of the two enterprises--the first being the changing of the mistakes +of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the changing of +the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager--ay, and of an +author as well.” + +“Admirably spoke!” cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The +Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.” + +“No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,” said she. +“Oh, do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot +hit upon a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath +of laurel.” Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not +far away, had put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a +word or two of the girl's sentence. + +“I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,” said +he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The +Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?” + +“Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a +Knight!'” said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did +not like too many people to hear him make one. + +“'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get +a better,” said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss +Horneck to discover the better one.” + +“Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse +and damn the play,” said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name, +and if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the +reprobation of all honest folk who detest an _alias_.” + +“Then that name shall stand,” said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir +Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have +it damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in +England.” + +“That is very well said, indeed,” remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives +evidence of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all +should respect.” + +Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, +for she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, +but from the other end of the table there came quite an outburst of +laughter. Garrick sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he +was telling an imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room. + +Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to +question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the +story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should +not be told for the benefit of the playgoers. + +A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner--his name was Colonel +Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck--took +up the question quite seriously. + +“For my part,” he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the +story of Grouse in the gun-room.” + +“Is it possible, sir?” cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you +are not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who +asked him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was +locked--that about every gun having a lock, and so forth?” + +“No, sir,” cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a +familiar one. It seems interesting, too.” + +“Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,” said Garrick. “But you are an +army man, Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the +mess-table.” + +“I protest, sir,” said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that +I fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog--I have myself known of +sporting dogs called Grouse.” + +“Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,” cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray +do not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, +and would feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. +Goldsmith was an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death +severely.” + +“Then he is dead?” said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to +the narrative.” + +“A particularly pathetic interest, sir,” said Garrick, shaking his head. +“I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that +that dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us--that the gunroom door +is now open, but that within there is silence--no sound of the dear old +feet that were wont to patter and potter--you will pardon my emotion, +madam”--He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith +became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured +to assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, +did him honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now +without seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had +too high an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face +perfectly grave, while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to +suppress came from the napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti +said something in Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the +melancholy nature of the party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, +saying-- + +“'T is selfish to repine, and he himself--dear old soul!--would be the +last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in the +gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy +I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he +delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well +known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had +no particular character in the neighbourhood.” + +“Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,” said the Colonel. + +“Well, if the truth must be told--but no, the man is dead and gone now,” + cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all +do, the nimbleness of his wit--the genial mirth which ran through the +gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun +is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse +or two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet +thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the +comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not +afraid to joke, sir, and----” + +“But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy +read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never +actually narrated, but only hinted at,” said Gwyn. + +“That makes little matter, sir,” said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould +Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next +year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.” + +“At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,” said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which +Mr. Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of +the story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.” + Colonel Gwyn looked puzzled. + +“I protest, madam,” said he, “that up to the present--ah! I fear that +the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to +be led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind +you--I fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but----” + +This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with +laughter, which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel +Gwyn's face was taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and +then at Little Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never +quite make out what was going on around her in that strange household +where she had been thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the +ultra-grave Garrick, and then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with +a view of assuring him that she understood perfectly how he came to be +merry. + +“Colonel Gwyn,” said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own +reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate +when to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet--ah, I perceive +they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that, +sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and +the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I +don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for +some years.” + +He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining +in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of +the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun. + +When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little +embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who +was hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends +every evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which +chanced to be broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of +port-glasses at his end of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom +he cheered by telling him that he had already given a lesson to Woodward +regarding the speaking of the prologue which he, Garrick, had written +for the comedy. He said he believed Woodward would repeat the lines very +effectively. When Goldsmith mentioned that Colman declined to have a +single scene painted for the production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick +were indignant. + +“You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,” said +the latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the +play to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it. + +“Ah, Davy, my friend,” Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in +reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst--or the best. If +the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal +for the next year or two.” + +In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the +entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a +room. + +Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head +and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting +long sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was +supposed to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment +has survived, and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with +Garrick repeating the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous +change of expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with +Goldsmith burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly +amusing gestures the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed +that Sir Joshua's guests were convulsed. + +After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two +playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and +did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines +after the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous +than that of the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an +affecting passage from Addison's “Cato,” Goldsmith began to sing +the song which he had been compelled to omit from the part of Miss +Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course +Garrick's gestures during the delivery of the song were marvellously +ingenious, and an additional element of attraction was introduced by +Dr. Burney, who hastily seated himself at the pianoforte and interwove a +medley accompaniment, introducing all the airs then popular, but without +prejudice to the harmonies of the accompaniment. + +Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this +marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion +caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees--he begged the +lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was accustomed +to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica shook her +head. + +“Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,” said Sir Joshua to +the Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of +hearing her sing.” + +Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling +Angelica. + +“Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!” she cried. “Will your Majesty +condescend to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned +to captivate our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to +conquer our savage hearts by the exercise of another?” + +A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was +thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's +springing to his feet. + +“By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has +given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has +just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'” + + + + +CHAPTER XII. + +As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith +communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this +particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would +not alter it now on any consideration. + +Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play +gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret +at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he +believed the manager would play to perfection. + +But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the +whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his +customary emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer” + could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and +the rehearsal was proceeded with. + +“Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box +in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You +must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we +may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is +filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?” + +“I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss +Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief +topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as +will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but +to a whole archipelago of wit.” + +“Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of +palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'” + +“Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the +presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected +it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy +is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the +playgoers.” + +“Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed +Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, +and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his +critics.” + +Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that +Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the +opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for +his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as +critics. + +Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his +servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every +outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the +broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed +and applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons--especially the +satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists--but it was the +drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of Miss +Horneck-- + +“Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?” + +When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel +Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much +amazed as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage +out of compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority +regarding the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in +the estimation of his company, remarked-- + +“Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as +generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the +playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of +your wit.” + +“I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent +the instruction of Dr. Johnson,” said Goldsmith quietly. + +The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed +it during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it +became understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit +their regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been +originally cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the +prologue, which Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told +Goldsmith, he had already given a hint or two to Woodward. + +The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which +Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who +threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely +thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the +epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley +declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she +herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's +ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies +were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; +but Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple +epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding +the first performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was +eventually spoken by Mrs. Bulkley. + +“It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an +epilogue which will never be spoke,” sneered Colman when the last +difficulties had been smoothed over. + +Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party, +consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary +Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production +of the play--when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the +niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny +either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's +almost caused him to break down. + +Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him. +She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not +hesitate for a moment. + +“I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,” she said; “my dress +would be ruined.” + +He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation. + +“Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour +of the play,” she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their +dusters, and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one +of the candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years +contained such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. +Col-man for a curmudgeon.” + +“You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,” + said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and +I only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.” + +“It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this +play, sir,” said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on +Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.” + +“And above all,” said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success +in order to put Colman in the wrong.” + +“That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is +important to us all,” said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in +the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be +saved by Monday night.” + +“I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,” said +Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a +sense of my own unworthiness.” + +“You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,” cried +Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to +hear your play.” + +“I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who, +when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care +to send a guinea in advance,” said Goldsmith, and every one present knew +that he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by +Johnson on the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield” was sold. + +“And now,” said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the +future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday +previous to the performance.” + +“Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the +success of the play,” said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would +be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public +had attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who +know your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that +our esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday +night, sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour +to have you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with +us.” + +“You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what +you mean better,” said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment +coming from Dr. Johnson.” + +He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck +walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter +of a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character +of Young Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had +sufficiently recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how +remarkable a character he had created. + +On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the +St. James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found +the author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a +salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered +with silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any +mistake on this point. + +“Heavens!” cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear +colours?” + +“Why not?” asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning +to speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy +should also be in black?” + +“Nay,” said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that +you forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat +of yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in +front of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you +hope that the King will command a performance.” + +Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous +garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in +dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it +before throwing it over the back of a chair. + +“It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,” + said he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.” + +He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with +his friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson, +Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already +assembled. + +It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook +hands twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the +King of Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for +regret with him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He +expressed a hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have +so depressing an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their +enjoyment of his comedy. + +Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did +not think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would +be quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the +frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after +all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose +name they had probably never heard. + +Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for +the best, but still.... + +Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of +Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have +heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their +merriment. + +The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was +concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat +become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake +of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the +clock and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time +to allow of their driving comfortably to the theatre. + +Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds +that Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his +nervousness, began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken +at Lord Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took +place daily in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave +all his attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to +him--not even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity +College to his friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with +him. + +While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the +theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he +had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant +to have the omission repaired without delay. + +He never returned. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII. + +The party remained in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter +from the bar was sent for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was +having his hat brushed, that his party were ready to leave the house, +the man stated that Dr. Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in +the direction of Pall Mall. + +“Psha! sir,” said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than +a fool.” Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was. + +“Yes,” said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that +ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and +let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say +the best comedy of a century.” + +“I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the +playhouse?” said Richard Burke. + +“It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is +concerned,” said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt +is for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be +looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen, +Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a +burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.” + +“You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the +playhouse, sir,” said Johnson. + +“If I know anything of him, sir,” said Steevens, “the playhouse is just +the place which he would most persistently avoid.” There was a long +pause before Johnson said in his weightiest manner: + +“Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.” + +“That is very kind of you, sir,” replied Steevens. “But you may rest +assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.” + +While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens +hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood +Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting +alone in some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable +failure of his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled +him to hold out against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, +suffer a relapse when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and +his naturally sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his +life give place to a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him +to put in an appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his +friends. Steevens actually made up his mind that if he failed to find +Goldsmith during the next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage +on the Edgware road. + +He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house--from Jack's, in Dean +street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster--but he failed to discover his +friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this way; and all +this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse--except +the one box that held Cumberland and his friends--were greeting the +brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably +contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant +authors had witnessed. + +The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens +have imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous +figure of Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with +a hand behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and +as phrase after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and +vivified with numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, +he seems to shake the theatre with his laughter. + +Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge +of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two +notable figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather +frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box. + +Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little +Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the +most notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare +occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with +laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which +she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General +Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and +Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having +lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom +every one is so highly honouring at the moment. + +Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,” as one +witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of +having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth +the resentment of the pit. + +In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few +years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man” at “the other +house,” sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented +“Ossian.” He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him +an impostor. + +The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her +younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has +for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from +the pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact +that Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his +eyes fixed upon her--earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his +_fiancée_ are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important +box in the house Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may +be gratified by beholding her. It does not so much matter about her +husband, who once thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a +concern whose operations represented the potentialities of wealth +beyond the dreams of avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the +Gunnings when she first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever +recorded to the eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, +mindful of that trick which the cleverness of her mother turned to so +good account, does not condescend to notice from her box, where she sits +with Lady Betty Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though +she is acquainted with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising +between the acts. + +What a play! What spectators! + +We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought +to those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with +delight at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the +little man with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal. + +Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality +upon their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his +biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed +down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own! + +And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands +nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in +St. James's Park. + +Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching +for him. + +“Don't speak, man, for God's sake,” cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but +that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that +the comedy is ended--that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in the +middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is ended.” + +“Not I,” said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man, +what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at +the coffee house?” + +“I don't know what you speak of,” said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to +hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play--don't fear to +tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly twenty +years; I am not easily dismayed.” + +“My dear friend,” said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to +the playhouse unless you are in my company--I promised so much to Dr. +Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving +yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art, +sir?” + +“What do you mean by that?” + +“I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise +on the stage that you, and you only, can decide--are you willing to +allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, +who is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true +prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great +man, too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I +am convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?” + +“It shall not--it shall not!” cried Goldsmith after a short pause. +“I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I +have something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in +this battle have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my +friend--I'll go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to +avert disaster.” + +They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was +obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to +Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of +the play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence +to insist on a scene being omitted--or, perhaps, a whole act; and +nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect. + +When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his +head out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the +playhouse--that his worst fears were realized. + +“Nonsense!” cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other +window. “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental +to any performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on +their boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy +has yet to be damned.” + +When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage +door, looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as +if to see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the +back of the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, +in the part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had +driven her forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was +within twenty yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights +were far too strong; unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have +failed to recognise the familiar features of the scene. The next moment +there came a hiss--a solitary hiss from the boxes. + +“What's that, Mr. Colman?” whispered the excited author. + +“Psha! sir,” said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib +when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?” + +“That's a lie,” said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as +Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was +assured from the first.” + +“By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend +while I live!” said Goldsmith. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + +It was a lie, and surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever +uttered. Goldsmith was soon made aware of this. The laughter that +followed Tony Lumpkin's pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle +was a highwayman was not the laugh of playgoers who have endured four +acts of a dull play; it was the laugh of people who have been in a good +humour for over two hours, and Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from +their laughter that the people in every part of the house were following +the comedy with extraordinary interest. Every point in the dialogue was +effective--the exquisite complications, the broad fun, the innumerable +touches of nature, all were appreciated by an audience whose expression +of gratification fell little short of rapture. + +When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not +return to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue +was spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night. + +As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of +speaking to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, +and from them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the +first scene to the one which was being represented, the performance had +been a succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every +member of the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and +scenery familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary +success of the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the +offensive terms of the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the +audience, several of the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and +cheering for some time--so much Goldsmith learned little by little at +intervals from the actors. + +“I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my +word; he has treated me cruelly--more cruelly than he has any idea +of,” said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do +anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes +much to you, sir.” + +“Faith then, sir,” cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit +will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr. +Goldsmith.” + +“You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,” said Goldsmith. + +And so he had. + +When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue, +Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs. +Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, +and affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through +half-closed eyes. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,” she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, +“I hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were +foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray +of you not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at +having resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished +sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I +might have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.” + +“Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?” said he. “Nay, I have a +part in my mind for you already--that is, if you will be good enough to +accept it.” + +“Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!” cried the actress, offering him +both her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr. +Goldsmith.” + +[Illustration: 0173] + +And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company +and the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of +congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter +had filled the theatre. + +“We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr. +Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,” said he. +“You dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent, +indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. +On the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding +modesty good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make +you a coxcomb.” + +“Oh, I hope not, sir,” said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,” + cried Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are +than your betters--I see it on your face, you rascal.” + +“And he has a right to think so,” said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr. +Goldsmith, speak up, say something insulting to your betters.” + +“Certainly, madam,” said Goldsmith. “Where are they?” + +“Well said!” cried Edmund Burke. + +“Nay, sir,” said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. +We expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back +garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.” + +His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake +on the walls. + +Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. +She knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she +was not mistaken. + +For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit +and gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in +the green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived +the moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly +imagined was an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the +points in his comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian +into Reynolds's ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the +background with the Bunburys. + +So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in +uniform had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind +Mr. Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, +saying a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, +though it was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the +girl, and perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes +were turned upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her +heart. + +He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out +her inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the +people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing +was paying no attention to her. + +When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought +it advisable to bring her prattle to a close. + +“Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried. “We have given you our ears for more +than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.” + +“I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, you +were remarking that----” + +“That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be +compared to a boy who has robbed an orchard,” said the lady. + +“True--very true, madam,” said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp +involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling +beside her. She was not smiling. + +“Yes, 'tis true; but why?” cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice +did not appeal to Goldsmith only. + +“Ah, yes; that's just it--why?” said he. Mary Horneck had turned away +from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and +Henry Bunbury were standing. + +“Why?” said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become +suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because +his booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in +his pockets what he is not entitled to.” + +She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly +did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the +successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his +attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had +gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even +more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room. + +“You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?” said Mr. Thrale. + +“Nay, sir!” cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed +some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.” + +“What did I say, Goldy?” cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the +presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?” + +“Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one +of them I accepted some days ago,” said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale +hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as +conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech. + +But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He +laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of +the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is +involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious +to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this +form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that +refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote +Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he “talked like +poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely +because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel +couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century. + +Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him +thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The +expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had +given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons +around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which +makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who “talked +like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done anything in +literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop +Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and +a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious +Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to +great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk. + +While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that +the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. +Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying +to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his +adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying-- + +“Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.” + +“I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she. + +“Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing +as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he +suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if +I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman +in uniform who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have +met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.” + +“His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the +Lord only knows what he is captain of.” + +“I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith. +“'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by +professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.” + +When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly +affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the +occasion, she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in +their coach--her mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour. + +The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had +produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having +eaten no dinner--Johnson and his friends had been by no means reticent +on the subject of the dinner--he was without an appetite for the +delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was +in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and +endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained +almost speechless the whole evening. + +“Ah,” said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been +quite obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with +us at Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a +little comedy may become a great tragedy.” + +Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his +play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and +Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as +he could without being rude. + +He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick +Court. But it was almost daylight before he went to bed. + +All his life he had been looking forward to this night--the night +that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him +an incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his +period. And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with +destiny was within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever +felt in his garret. + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + + +What did it all mean? + +That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not +refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,” which had +placed him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to +the strange incident which had occurred in the green room. + +The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had +been speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of +reputation--he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of +reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green +room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his +glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the +eyes of such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. +Woffington, showed that he was a person of no position in society. This +conclusion to which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no +persons of any distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the +playhouse had shown that they were acquainted with him--no one person +save only Mary Horneck. + +Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and +Mrs. Bulk-ley. + +This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have +been incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had +invariably shunned in society those persons--women as well as men--who +had shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested +the man--he was popular enough at that period--who had allowed +innuendoes to do duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman--she +is popular enough now--who had laughed at and made light of the +innuendoes, bordering upon impropriety, of such a man. + +And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least +fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt. +The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands +with the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for +her own ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary +Horneck stood in a very different position from that occupied by the +Duchess. While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the +lead of any leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from +the actresses. + +And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one +of these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor--a man +who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family. + +What could this curious incident mean? + +The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon +the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which +had arrived--not a post had been missed--from persons who professed the +most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to borrow from +him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom he had +rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had, +consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would +continue his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so +marked a way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their +letters lay unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he +sent his guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That +was how he contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had +earned since leaving his garret.) + +His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he +left his chambers. + +He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what +no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed +to notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain +Jackson--he would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared +to him more than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to +another girl all that he had noticed, he would have said that such a +matter required no explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young +girls with men of the stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, +however, the matter was not so easily explained. The shrug and +the raising of the eyebrows were singularly inappropriate to any +consideration of an incident in which she was concerned. + +He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the +success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several +of the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on +terms of the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a +cordiality, the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. +Among them was one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had +early found a friend in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this +early friendship of his. + +Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant +word, and whose wife was his laundress--not wholly above suspicion as +regards her honesty--stammered his congratulations, and received the +crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he +had always suspected--that there was a great deal of friendliness in the +world for men who have become successful. + +Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling +that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before +another hour would pass. + +He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was +alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some +time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of +such intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to +inquire if Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to +ear as he admitted the visitor. + +“I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,” he said, +his grin expanding genially. + +“Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?” said Goldsmith. +“You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?” + +“I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the +table--and Mr. Marlow's man, sir--as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what +more you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says +he quite cool-like and satisfied--and it's the gentleman's own private +house, after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh +till he thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then +sent us off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some +fools about us said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. +Northcote--Sir Joshua's young man, sir--he up and says that nature isn't +always genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth--I beg +your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself +couldn't ha' done worse than me--talking so familiar-like, instead of +showing you up.” + +“Nay, sir,” said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing +his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons, +George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; +and, to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for +my benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.” + +“Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,” whispered the man, for he had led +the way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If +I told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory +without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls +this year, sir.” + +In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck. + +She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice +that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to +smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely +ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were +sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them +that touched him deeply. + +“You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do +honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,” she said, +giving him her hand. “But it was impossible--oh, quite impossible, for +me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering +how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear +friend.” + +“It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,” said he. “I was looking forward to +that night also--I don't know for how many years--all my life, it seems +to me.” + +“Never mind!” she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never +mind! your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you +now; every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.” + +“There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,” said +Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a +single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was +miserable.” + +“I know it,” she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and +knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.” + +“What is the matter, Mary?” he asked her after a pause. “Once before I +begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be +able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man +of many resources.” + +“I cannot tell you,” she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There +are some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree +that a woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with +another--either with a sister or with a brother--even so good a friend +as Oliver Goldsmith.” + +“That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,” said +he. “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its +origin to me.” + +“Ah, I see everything but too plainly,” she cried, throwing herself down +on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my +misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises. +Oh, I have said too much,” she cried piteously. She had sprung to her +feet and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget +what I have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; +oh, pray go away--go away and leave me alone with my sorrow--it is my +own--no one has a right to it but myself.” + +There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a +little flash from her eyes as she spoke. + +“No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,” said he. “You shall +tell me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room +last night has to do with your sorrow.” + +She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a +curious look of cunning in her eyes--a look that made him shudder, so +foreign was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault. + +“A man? Did I speak to a man?” she said slowly, affecting an endeavour +to recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I +suppose I spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded +it was! And it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked +in their paint!--almost as terrible as a lady of quality!” + +“Poor child!” said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide +everything from me you have told me all--all except--listen to me, Mary. +Nothing that I can hear--nothing that you can tell me--will cause me to +think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to make me +aware that that man--Captain Jackson, he calls himself----” + +“How did you find out his name?” she said in a whisper. “I did not tell +you his name even at the Pantheon.” + +“No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me +why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well +as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see +rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?” + +“He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet----” + +“How has he got you in his power--that is what you are going to tell +me.” + +“No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not +know me, or you would not ask me to tell you.” + +“What would you have me think, child?” + +“Think the worst--the worst that your kind heart can think--only leave +me--leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I may soon +die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'” + +“I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything +ill of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have +written so much as I have written about men and women without being able +to know when a woman is altogether good--a man altogether bad? I know +you, my dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? +Think of the friends you have.” + +“It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but +if they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with +loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool, +fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?” + +“For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.” + +“It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch +who stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being +thrust out behind to push her over.” + +She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own +thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms. + +“That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind +you, there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from +slipping. There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, +or else those who hold them out to you will go over the brink with +you. Ah, my dear, dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In +another year--perhaps in another month--you will wonder how you could +ever have taken so gloomy a view of the present hour.” + +A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained +there, however. Then she shook her head, saying-- + +“Alas! Alas!” + +She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his +own, laying his other caressingly on her head. + +“You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,” said he. “You fill +with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that +it would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my +dying could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What +I do say is that I should like to live for you--to live to see happiness +once again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing--you will +not give me a chance of helping you.” + +She shook her head sadly. + +“I dare not--I dare not,” she said. “I dare not run the chance of +forfeiting your regard forever.” + +“Good-bye,” he said after a pause. + +He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand +and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her. + +“Mary,” he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only +beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again--that +you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the +company of such a man--talking to him as I saw you last night--what +would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible +construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my +dear?” + +“Alas! alas!” she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise. +You will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my +own free will?” + +“What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over +you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!” + +“That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that +power over me--he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot speak +to you more! Leave me--leave me! I have been a fool and I must pay the +penalty of my folly.” Before he could make a reply, the door was opened +and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more +sedately and with a word of remonstrance. + +“Nonsense, dear Mamma,” cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some +one who will raise her spirits--Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I +am sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? +Nay, you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain +that you would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but +I protest it would seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your +attention. He doesn't look particularly like our agreeable Rattle at +the present moment, does he, Mamma? And it was the same at supper +last night. It might have been fancied that he was celebrating a great +failure instead of a huge success.” + +For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating +the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the +author some account of what the friends whom she had met that day +said of the piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a +perpetually sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her +gaiety was out of tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the +first breathing space that the girl permitted him. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI. + + +He felt that the result of his interview with Mary was to render more +mysterious than ever the question which he had hoped to solve. + +He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he +had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd +enough to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed +account of his interview with the girl--a detailed account of his +observation of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the +Pantheon, then in the green room of Covent Garden--would have no trouble +whatever in accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could +see the shrugs of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed +to be vastly grieved. + +Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all +womankind together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one +woman to be swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind +generally. + +But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe +that she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think +anything evil regarding her. + +“She is not as others,” was the phrase that was in his mind--the thought +that was in his heart. + +He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance +that when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not +as other women are. + +He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that +when a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from +other women, he loves that woman. + +He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out +the heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that +had occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in +the same apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that +the killing of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question +which was puzzling him. + +After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he +went to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of +the author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.” Baretti was a +well known personage in the best literary society in London, having +consolidated his reputation by the publication of his English and +Italian dictionary. He had been Johnson's friend since his first exile +from Italy, and it was through his influence Baretti, on the formation +of the Royal Academy, had been appointed Secretary for Foreign +Correspondence. To Johnson also he owed the more remunerative +appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. He had frequently dined +with Goldsmith at his chambers. + +Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the +author of the play upon his success. + +“If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it +creates in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,” said the +Italian. + +“Yes,” said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word +with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I +should be.” + +“What,” cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who +had certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you +mean to fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be +your weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen +you should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty +certain of victory.” + +“Ah, yes; but there are cases--well, one never knows what may happen, +and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can +do a little sword play--enough to enable me to face a moderately good +antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted +in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.” + +“How did you retort?” + +“Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised +as gentlemen.” + +“Bacchus! An effective retort! And then----” + +“Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after +making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout +of swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any +compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of +any first-rate master of the art in London?” + +The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously. + +“You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you +into a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?” + +“Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.” + +“Better make it five years.” + +“Five years?” + +“My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I +express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be +made a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell +you that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front +place among swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so +short-sighted I could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I +shall never kill a man.” + +He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for +them. + +“I have made up my mind to have some lessons,” said Goldsmith, “and I +know there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.” + +“Psha!” said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there +are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian +teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If +you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with +such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser +fiber than yourself.” + +“There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men--nay, +even an Irishman--to show himself adroit with a sword,” said Goldsmith; +“and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services towards +this end.” + +He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him. + +“You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no +further than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular +wish to place myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,” said +he. “I fancy I can see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a +fencing master.” + +“I shall keep it a secret,” laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you +run your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the +court as a witness as to your pacific character.” + +(When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called +as a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with +the murder of a man.) + +He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had +taken at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own +nature so imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel +with Captain Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him +through a vital part. + +He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers +containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon +Colman for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic +of the town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and +so strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial, +express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He +posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good +care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement +with whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with +scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from +the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the +lampooners to refrain from molesting him further. + +If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have +enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many +months of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his +triumph in another direction. + +After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern +several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with +him were Whitefoord and Richard Burke. + +He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all +clearly ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was +unaware; and when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had +received, the uneasiness of his friends became more apparent. + +He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what +was the reason of their treating him so coldly. + +“You were talking about me just before I entered,” said he: “I always +know on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, +may I ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to +me in your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I +hold to be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all +that you can tell--as simply as you can--without prejudice to your own +reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?” + +Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most +fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in +which he said-- + +“You may trust--whatever may be spoken, or written, about you, +Goldsmith--we are your unalterable friends.” + +“Psha, sir!” cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not +all my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to +overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have +bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?” + +“Goldsmith,” said Steevens, “we received a copy of the _London Packet_ +half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous +attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.” + +“At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may +assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to +is none other than myself,” said Goldsmith. + +“It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,” said Steevens. “It +is the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.” + +“Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,” said Goldsmith. “You +know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once +I made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation +caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that +it is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where +is the _Packet?_” + +“There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,” said Cradock. +“Take my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise +nature of that scoundrel's slanders.” + +“Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to +sting me,” replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the _Packet_, +and you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr. +Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a +detraction.” + +“Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the +garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,” said Steevens. + +“Come, sirs, I insist,” cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?” + he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time +here when I can read the _Packet_ in the bar.” + +“Hold, sir,” said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you +would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched +forth to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the +paper and here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English +writers--the truest of English poets--the best of Englishmen.” + +“You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick +flings himself upon me?” + +He took the _Packet_. It opened automatically, where an imaginary letter +to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,” appeared. + +He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had +nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank +from it--he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing--but +suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had +crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then +flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the +room with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword +and placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a +word to any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane +only. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII. + +Kenrick's article in the _London Packet_ remains to this day as the +vilest example of scurrility published under the form of criticism. All +the venom that can be engendered by envy and malice appears in every +line of it. It contains no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains +no clever phrase. It is the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the +demon of jealousy. The note of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, +strident and strenuous. It exists as the worst outcome of the period +when every garret scribbler emulated “Junius,” both as regards style and +method, but only succeeded in producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead +of the thunder of the unknown master of vituperation. + +Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; +but when he came to that vile passage--“For hours the _great_ Goldsmith +will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a +pier-glass. Was but the lovely H------k as much enamoured, you would not +sigh, my gentle swain”--his hands tore the paper in fury. + +He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did +not know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him +aware of the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He +did not mind any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have +the name that he most cherished of all names associated with his in an +insult that seemed to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was +more than he could bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind +him and had struck from thence the one who had been kindest to him of +all the people in the world. + +There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read. +There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him +and the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck +in the face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to +whom he had been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would +undoubtedly feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself +was to blame for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt +that if the attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have +escaped. Yes, that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over +him to her. + +His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself +upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his +sword he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his +hands. + +And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been +assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink +from running him through the body with his sword. + +On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take +counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew +that he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a +corner; he felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was +made up as to what he should do, and all that he now feared was that +some circumstance might prevent his realising his intention. + +He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, +the publisher of the _London Packet_. He arrived almost breathless at +the place--it was in Little Queen street--and entered the shop demanding +to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. Evans, the +publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and hearing +a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop. +Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was +in the house. + +“I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon +me which appeared in the _Packet_ of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!” said +the visitor. + +The shopkeeper smiled. + +“Does anything appear about you in the _Packet_, sir?” he said, +over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry. + +“You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!” cried Goldsmith, +stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of +this gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote +it struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.” + +He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with +his cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his +opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a +small wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, +and had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and +all the noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his +paymaster. It was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back +from the cane of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a +missile to fling at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a +table and hurled it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it +struck Evans on the chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over +him. This Kenrick perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small +shop chairs and rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; +but, before he could carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop +from the street, and, flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught +Goldsmith, who had risen, by the shoulder and hurried him into a +hackney-coach, which drove away. + +The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the +room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became +uneasy regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving +the tavern, had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent +the assault which he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the +person of Kenrick. + +He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of +the occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his +conduct. A lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when +delivered in a broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain +Higgins's counsel of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule. + +“Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have +abstained from doing,” cried the still breathless man. “I did what my +manhood prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done +yourself, my friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans--it was +that reptile Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to +shelter him, what was left to me, I ask you, sir?” + +“You were a fool, Oliver,” said his countryman; “you made a great +mistake. Can't you see that you should never go about such things +single-handed? You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who +would not hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why +the devil, sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when +you left the tavern?” + +“Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,” replied Goldsmith. +“And, besides,” he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with +me to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. +I have taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. +Kenrick won't attack me again so long as I am alive.” + +He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that +Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of +which he was a master. + +When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at +Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John +Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very +like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew +that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies +a lesson. + +But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly +insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had +been less gracious to him--if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for +example, had been accustomed to treat him--regarding him and his defects +merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have escaped +all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause of her +being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it. + +But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the +forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to +think about. + +The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that +he had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several +years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of +despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks +that could not be surmounted. + +He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her +forgiveness for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be +responsible. He could not, he added, expect that in the future it would +be allowed to him to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and +her family as had been permitted to him in the past. + +Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl +when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow +which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only +had seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent +Garden, and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had +originated with that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if +he was justified in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not +asked him to be her champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it +was a very poor champion that he would have made; but still he knew more +of her grief than any one else, and he believed he might be able to help +her. + +He tore up the letter which he had written to her. + +“I will not leave her,” he cried. “Whatever may happen--whatever blame +people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave her +until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.” + +He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain +Horneck. + +For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother +had no reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and +Kenrick. But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation +passed away. + +“Ha, my little hero!” Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the +threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what +are things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the +booksellers?” + +“You have heard of it?” said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but +you cannot have heard of the reason for it!” + +“What, there is something behind the _London Packet_, after all?” cried +Captain Horneck. + +“Something behind it--something behind that slander--the mention of your +sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?” + +“My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists +between my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as +this--a strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as +you are concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?” + +Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which +he was holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the +words never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of +his own, and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped +it, and burying his face in his hands he burst into tears. + +Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally +affected. + +“Come, come, old friend,” he said at last, placing his hand +affectionately on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do. +There is nothing to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little +aware of your own position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck +family regard your friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good +heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid +for immortality through our names being associated with yours? Who in a +hundred years--in fifty years--would know anything of the Horneck +family if it were not for their association with you? The name of Oliver +Goldsmith will live so long as there is life in English letters, and +when your name is spoken the name of your friends the Hornecks will not +be forgotten.” + +He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his +chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII. + +The next day the news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by +Goldsmith in respect of the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the +literary circle of which Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling +was one of regret that Kenrick had not received the beating instead of +Evans. Of course, Johnson, who had threatened two writers with an oak +stick, shook his head--and his body as well--in grave disapproval of +Goldsmith's use of his cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes +were of the opinion that a cane had never been more appropriately used. + +What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands +of pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly +afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre, +which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under +Colman's management. + +Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who +had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl +of indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period--some +in the pay of the government others of the opposition--solely by +stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person +of the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in +the form of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded +Junius. + +The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the +public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest +in the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling +audience. When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the _Daily +Advertiser_--surely the manliest manifesto ever printed--the howls +became attenuated, and shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, +even by Dr. Johnson--and so emphatically, too, that his biographer +could not avoid recording his judgment--that Goldsmith had increased his +reputation by the incident. + +(Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account +of this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and +received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.) + +For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including +Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now +search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed +him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel +when he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster. + +But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends +of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon, +found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not +responded to quite so heartily by his visitor. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, after he had made some of those +grotesque movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably +accompanied--“Dr. Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, +sir.” + +“That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,” said +Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling +that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to +come rather sooner. + +“If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you +to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,” said Johnson. + +“Yes, sir,” said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could +say nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a +fool--at many times--in many ways.” + +“I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir, +and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of +my suspicion.” + +“If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he +do after having seen me?” said Goldsmith. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain +to me to find, as I did in this room--on that desk--such evidence of +your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.” + +“What do you mean, sir? My folly--evidence--on that desk? Ah, I know now +what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I suppose +for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, sir, who +could resist Filby's flatteries?” + +“Sir,” said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read +any manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.” + +“And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably +been advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect +for your criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you +suggested?” + +“It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while +waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,” + said Johnson sternly. + +Goldsmith glanced at his desk. + +“I forget now what work was last under my hand,” said he; “but whatever +it was, sir----” + +“I have it here, sir,” said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time +noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson +laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived +that it consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the +Jessamy Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had +them before him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would +be the result of sending them to her. + +He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his +friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the +matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater. + +“Oh, those verses, sir,” he stammered; “they are poor things. You will, +I fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they +resemble my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my +man, but Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the +cost of repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles----” + +“They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man +of determination with his own future--with his own happiness and the +happiness of others.” + +“I protest, sir, I scarcely understand----” + +“Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.” + +“Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the +character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own +heart speaks.” + +“Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that +may come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your +heart throbs in every line.” + +“Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise +the feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more +happy than I fancied.” + +“Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.” + +“Sir, I protest that I--that is--no, I shall protest nothing. You have +spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I wrote +those verses out of my own heart--God knows if they are the first that +came from my heart--I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed to own it?” + +“My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I +did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.” + +“A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been +the sweetest--the only consolation of a life that has known but few +consolations.” + +“Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable +as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr. +Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her +family have extended to you.” + +“I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson. +What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better +remain unspoken by either of us--what if I do love her? Where is the +indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? +Does one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?” + +“My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself--yes, +and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to +know--and, indeed, I think she must--that she has been the cause, even +though the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she +will not be free from unhappiness.” + +“She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens +all my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.” + +“Nay, sir, if I know your character--and I believe I have known it +for some years--you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my dear +friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but a +battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not +come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put +it to flight before it prove your ruin.” + +“Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there +is of beauty--everything there is of sweetness--in the life of man--you +call it our enemy?” + +“I call it _your_ enemy, Goldsmith.” + +“Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from +other men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for +evermore from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he +has proved to the world that he is most capable of all mankind of +appreciating tenderness and grace? What trick of nature is this? What +paradox for men to vex their souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from +men, evermore looking on happiness through another man's eyes? If you +answer 'yes,' then I say that men who are not poets should go down on +their knees and thank Heaven that they are not poets. Happy it is for +mankind that Heaven has laid on few men the curse of being poets. For +myself, I feel that I would rather be a man for an hour than a poet for +all time.” + +“Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us +look at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate +enough to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be +brought to think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish +enough to regard their kindness to you--their acceptance of you as a +friend--as encouragement in your mad aspirations.” + +“You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.” + +“I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak +only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir, +not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you +as a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to +her? Answer me that question, sir.” + +But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his +hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat. + +“You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,” resumed Johnson. “I +will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would +only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but +I ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on +your side as ridiculous--nay, worse--a gross affront.” + +Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor +resumed his discourse. + +“The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you +desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, +and of forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your +infatuation?” + +Goldsmith started up. + +“Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,” he cried almost +piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not +hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that +the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses +which I wrote--I could not help writing them--but she does not know that +they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it from me. My +history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover--a blank--a blank.” + +“My poor friend,” said Johnson after a pause--he had laid his hand +upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the +table--“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups which +are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I have +drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of +others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means +to have double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself +before now worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have +faced life, by your independence of the patronage of the great. You +dedicated 'The Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. +You did not hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to +offer you money for the prostitution of the talents which God has given +you. Dr. Goldsmith, you have my respect--you have the respect of every +good man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your +detractors who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would +give them an opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will +not do anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and +show all those who are your friends that their friendship for you is +well founded. I am assured that I can trust you, sir.” + +Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX. + +When his visitor had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and +gave way to the bitter reflections of the hour. + +He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words +which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception--to his +hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion +might be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of +vain dreams that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his +straightforwardness there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that +made any appeal from his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in +the utterances of his phrases when forcing his contentions upon any +audience; but Goldsmith knew that he only spoke strongly because he felt +strongly. + +Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson +had said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake +the sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would +content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married +Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town +house--a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting his +father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord +Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were +to present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck? + +It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his +hearing to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. +The tragedy of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their +prospects in the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he +felt, the most cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who +make music of the passions of men--who have surrounded the passion +of love with a glorifying halo--should be doomed to spend their lives +looking on at the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of +the music which the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy +of life, and Goldsmith had often found himself face to face with it, +feeling himself to be one of those with whom destiny is only on jesting +terms. + +Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than +Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew +that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only +of all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his +cause, he would be regarded--and rightly, too--as both presumptuous and +ridiculous. + +He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of +letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking +to themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to +look forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a +contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the +poet for the loss of home--the grateful companionship of a wife--the +babble of children--all that his fellow-men associated with the gladness +and glory of life? + +He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was +surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching +such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation--he had +sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness +of having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of +envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these +sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval +of his friends. + +And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He +had sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his +ills during the past few years had departed from him. He would never +see Mary Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the +burden of his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide +by it. + +He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his +resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the +one consolation of his life. + +In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt +down and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the +manuscript into it between the bars when the light that it made fell +upon one of the lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he +had read the remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a +sigh, he hastily thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little +blaze had fallen again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could +raise it by a breath or two, his servant entered the room. He started to +his feet. + +“A letter for you, sir,” said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.” + +“Fetch a candle, John,” said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too +dark for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on +the seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's. + +By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines +that the letter contained-- + +_Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear +only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if +not, then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride._ + +He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers. +He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never +to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought +that he was about to stand face to face with her. + +He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the +small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production +of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Only a few wax candles were lighted in the +cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the +walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast +between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and +her sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put +her hand into his as he was shown in by the servant. + +“I knew you would come,” she said. “I knew that I could trust you.” + +“You may trust me, indeed,” he said. He held her hand in his own, +looking into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come +when you would tell me all that there is to be told,” he continued. +“Whether I can help you or not, you will find yourself better for having +told me.” + +She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There +was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, +and, after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the +mantelpiece, leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into +the smouldering fire in the grate. + +He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his +heart. + +“What am I to tell you--what am I to tell you?” she cried at last, +resuming her pacing of the floor. + +He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. +She went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking +with vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the +sconces. Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a +great effort she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil +when she spoke, seating herself. + +“You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of +that man,” she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him +call me to his side in the green room at the playhouse?” + +“I saw you in the act of speaking to him there--he calls himself +Jackson--Captain Jackson,” said Goldsmith. + +“You saved me from him once!” she cried. “You saved me from becoming +his--body and soul.” + +“No,” he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable +me to do so.” + +“I tell you if it had not been for you--for the book which you wrote, I +should be to-day a miserable castaway.” + +He looked puzzled. + +“I cannot quite understand,” said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar +of Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were +complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which +I had presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of +reading it.” + +“It was that which saved me,” she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They +are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest +child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of +men--some men--so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge +of womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told +all that we should guard against?” + +She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing. + +He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying-- + +“I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet +Jessamy Bride.” + +She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears. + +“Then you will err,” she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank +God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me +from all--to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When +I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the +village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had +received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and +feted in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love +with him, and I--innocent fool that I was--considered myself the most +favoured creature in the world because he made love to me. Any day we +failed to meet I wrote him a letter--a foolish letter such as a +school miss might write--full of protestations of undying affection. +I sometimes wrote two of these letters in the day. More than a month +passed in this foolishness, and then it came to my uncle's ears that we +had meetings. He forbade my continuing to see a man of whom no one knew +anything definite, but about whom he was having strict inquiries made. I +wrote to the man to this effect, and I received a reply persuading me +to have one more meeting with him. I was so infatuated that I met him +secretly, and then in impassioned strains he implored me to make +a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When he had been +fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies had been +active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, and he +should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I consented +to leave my uncle's house by his side.” + +“But you cannot have done so.” + +“You saved me,” she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's +mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him +I came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With +the suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The +scales fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to +Damascus, only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited +me. I knew that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a +single hour--thanks to the genius that wrote that book--my love for that +man, or what I fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet +him. I returned to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote +to me reproaching me for disappointing him; and the very next day my +uncle's suspicions regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted +in proof positive of the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself +Captain Jackson, He had left the army in America with a stain on his +character, and it was known that since his return to England at least +two young women had been led into the trap which he laid for me.” + +“Thank God you were saved, my child,” said Goldsmith, as she paused, +overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further +reason to fear that man.” + +“That was my belief, too,” said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So +soon as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in +his true colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I +had been foolish enough to write to him, to my friends--he was even +scoundrel enough to point out that I had in my innocence written certain +passages which were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of +guilt--nay, his letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had +been guilty, so that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. +What was left for me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to +me those letters. I asked him how he could think it consistent with his +honour to retain them and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. +Alas! he soon gave me to understand that I had but placed myself more +deeply in his power.” + +“The scoundrel!” + +“Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had +meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.” + +“And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.” + +“I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing +that I had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France +together! But then--ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me--I +cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell +rings I am in trepidation.” + +“Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this +account?” cried Goldsmith. + +“Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?” she asked. “What did he +say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me +a fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my +letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who +had written them.” + +“And his terms?” asked Goldsmith in a whisper. + +“His terms? I cannot tell you--I cannot tell you. The very thought that +I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have +such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.” + +“By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!” cried Goldsmith, “for I +shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.” + +“No--no!” she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine must +suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother for +fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his +plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters +would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared +that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from +being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I +determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope--the forlorn +hope--that you might be able to help me. Tell me--tell me, my dear +friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that of which +poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'” + +“Guilt? Who talks of guilt?” said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I +knew that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought +of you except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted +foolishly; you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your +own pure heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any +monster. Dear child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against +this stroke of fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of +escape for you.” + +“Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to +myself a score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what +direction lies my hope of escape?” + +He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said-- + +“'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to +invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it +is the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one +can in a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real +life, my dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts +of fiction. But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by +halves. He will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from +you and then permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity +as that which you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as +Heaven directed my pen to write that book in order that you might be +saved from the fate of my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you +out of your present difficulty.” + +“You give me hope,” she said. “Yes--a little hope. But you must promise +me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I know how +brave you are--my brother told me what prompt action you took yesterday +when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish to place +yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause +it to spring.” + +“I feel now that I was foolish,” said he humbly; “I ran the chance of +forfeiting your friendship.” + +“Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,” she said. “But in this matter of +mine I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save +me, if I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man +on the night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what +my feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that +if you had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his +arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.” + +“You have spoken truly,” said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been. +But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing +that shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be +saved, whatever may happen.” + +He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,” he +repeated. + +“If not----” said she in a low tone, looking beyond him. + +“No--no,” he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give me +yours. You will do nothing impious.” + +She gave a wan smile. + +“I am a girl,” she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will +trust you, with all my heart--all my heart.” + +“I shall not fail you--Heaven shall not fail you,” said he, going to the +door. + +He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her +white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the +more pallid! + +He bowed at the door. + + + + +CHAPTER XX. + +He went for supper to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none +of his friends. He had no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as +the latter turned Boswell into ridicule to make sport for the company. +He knew that Garrick would be at the club in Gerrard street, to which he +had been elected only a few days before the production of “She Stoops to +Conquer,” and it was not at all unlikely that on this account the club +would be a good deal livelier than it usually was even when Richard +Burke was wittiest. + +While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of +the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce +assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in +attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss +Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the +town were talking. + +The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He +smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which +the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty +of the press as that of which--according to the writer--the ingenious +Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across the +room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the +worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared +with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left. + +He knew perfectly well--had he not good reason to know?--that the man +who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross +nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most +notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals; +and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the +fact that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more +eagerly read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. +That was one of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of +Junius: the appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, +and there was no lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all +that the public demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius +one of the conditions of their acceptance of such compositions--all they +required was that the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy. + +No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that +Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money +that he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called +himself Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there +would be no difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people +were always much more ready to believe evil than good regarding any +one--especially a young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been +breathed--the result of the publication of the letters would mean +practically ruin to the girl who had been innocent enough to write them. + +Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled +at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in +regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum +the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in +such matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, +that because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was +not sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the +possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should +find it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and +he believed, with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was +situated would be to forfeit their respect forever. + +She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and +he felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her +sake. + +He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often +in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon--how often his +friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly +not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some +occasions he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also +remembered how, when he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned +out that he had never been more clearly imposed upon. + +He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system. + +He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question +(which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of +shrewdness). + +How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required +it, cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly +wisdom? By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the +world? + +He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he +reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the +waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings +short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could +not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly +felt no vexation at being made so easy a victim of--he was accustomed to +that position. + +When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between +the bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred +at the end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, +coals, all thoughts of guile--all his prospects of shrewdness were cast +aside. He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, +he had no right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his +property. They either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary +Horneck, as--as what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he +had promised Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of +that which he had admitted to be foolishness. + +Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping, +dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without +reproach put those verses into the girl's hand--when, learning the +truth, she would understand. + +And that time did come. + +In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to +get possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his +attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes +for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully +aware that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of +a criminal prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the +discovery of all that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide. + +It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it +would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular +affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to +defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with. + +That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the +woman to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was +accustomed to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should +have considerable difficulty in finding her. + +He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the +question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he +knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to +do so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and +he liked her. + +He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him--if he made +it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her +while. + +He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became +impatient at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington +until the evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced +a visitor--one with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as +Colonel Gwyn. + +Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He +recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at +the Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit +to Brick Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted +Colonel Gwyn as if he considered it to be one of the most natural +occurrences in the world for him to appear at that particular moment. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,” said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you +have no doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of +calling upon you without first communicating with you.” + +“Not at all, sir,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to +me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.” + +“You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject +have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.” + +“Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose +generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.” + +And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had +so successfully caricatured. + +“Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The +fact is, sir, that I--I--i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you +how it is I appear before you in this fashion.” + +“You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You +are a friend of my best friend--Sir Joshua Reynolds.” + +“Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr. +Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem +of--of--well, of all the members of the Horneck family.” + +It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way +his visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what +reply to make to him. + +“I perceive that you are surprised, sir.” said Gwyn. + +“No, no--not at all--that is--no, not greatly surprised--only--well, +sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like +yourself, a soldier,” stammered Goldsmith. + +“I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past +week or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Gwyn; “but upon no +occasion have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me +she was by no means well.” + +“And they told you the truth, sir,” said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely. + +“You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that +they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must +confess a headache was not specified.” + +“Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. +But why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel +Gwyn?” + +Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely. + +“I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking +a liberty,” he said somewhat awkwardly. + +“Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?” asked Goldsmith. + +“Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see--sir, you are, I know, a favoured friend +of the lady's--I perceived long ago--nay, it is well known that she +regards you with great affection as a--no, not as a father--no, as--as +an elder brother, that is it--yes, as an elder brother; and therefore +I thought that I would venture to intrude upon you to-day. Sir, to be +quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but I hesitate--as I am sure +you could understand that any man must--before declaring myself to her. +Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you might not conceive it to +be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to ask you if you knew of +the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope you will be frank +with me, sir.” + +Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel +Gwyn was a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat +upright on his chair--a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some +people, but that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat +inclined to be pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that +they were the manners of a gentleman. + +Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary +Horneck away from him? he asked himself. + +He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last +he gave a little start. + +“You should not have come to me, sir,” he said slowly. + +“I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,” said Gwyn. + +“On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your +confidence. But--ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a lady +would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?” + +“I thought it possible that she--Miss Horneck--might have let you know. +You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so she +might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair. +Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of--well, a sort of vested +interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.” + +“Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate +them for the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become +accustomed. I have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the +children of their happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if +they were their own offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, +that poets become sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, +which is quite apart from the world of letters.” + +Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no +difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the +exact appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted +as much. + +“I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,” he said. “But for that +matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite +plain to you.” + +“Oh, yes,” said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that +you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to +subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the +lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your +chances of success.” + +“How admirably you put the matter!” said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did +not apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?” + +“I cannot tell,” said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that +she loved any man.” + +“Then I have still a chance?” + +“Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments +to their fathers--no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to +consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to +advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself +if you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to +become attached. Add to the effect of your personality--which I think is +great, sir--the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you have +won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether your +suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.” + +“You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is +some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss +Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations +that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.” + +“You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.” + +“I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the +man exist who would be worthy of her love?” + +“He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love +some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It +is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women. + +“It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest +consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. +Goldsmith--not as men go--there is in my lifetime nothing that I have +cause to be ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, +her purity, her tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own +presumption in aspiring to win her. You think me presumptuous in this +matter, I am convinced, sir.” + +“I do--I do. I know Mary Horneck.” + +“I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with +me in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me +to thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me +away without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that +I have your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my +happiness.” + +“Colonel Gwyn, my wishes--my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck may +be happy.” + +“And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.” + +Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to +him. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI. + +Never for a moment had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men +who were understood to be admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made +humourous verses on some of them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic +illustrations, and Mary and her sister had had their laugh. He could not +even now feel jealous of Colonel Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more +eligible suitor than the majority whom he had met from time to time at +the Hornecks' house. He knew that since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the +girl had no thoughts to give to love and suitors. If Gwyn were to go +to her immediately and offer himself as a suitor he would meet with a +disappointment. + +Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who +had just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be +exultant at the thought that it was he--he--Oliver Goldsmith--who had +been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret--with the duty of saving +her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her. + +Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's +enterprise had fallen. + +He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a +position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the +rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable +instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the +hand of the maiden? + +For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate +all his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the +struggle had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had +become the most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor +at the Royal Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most +eminent men of the period. And then, although he was plain of face and +awkward in manner--nearly as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as +Johnson--he had been appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in +England. He felt that he had reason to exult. + +But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with +Colonel Gwyn--he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel +Gwyn. What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in +preference to Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a +mirror in order to learn what chance he would have of being accepted +as the lover of a lovely girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to +himself? + +He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he +had--a glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness. + +He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from +complete despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted +with the task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her +destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it, +too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before +him: he had taken no step toward saving her. + +He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the +evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent +Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his +play--in which she did not appear--was being acted on the stage. + +He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that +his design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should +pursue in regard to the actress--how far he would be safe in confiding +in her--was frustrated. + +The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled +with him--well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make +a quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such +a disaster. Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in +Boswell's eyes he could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of +a second person. + +“Psha! Sir,” said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you +do of the Irish nation and their characteristics.” + +“Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,” said +Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.” + +“Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in +order to give you a chance of knowing him better?” said Goldsmith. + +“For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,” cried Boswell after +a contemplative pause. + +“Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a +consciousness of his generosity.” + +“What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me +again?” + +“No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would +feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain +secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of +talking together.” + +“What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?” + +“Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his +biographer.” + +Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which +the Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously. + +“Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr. +Goldsmith?” he cried anxiously. + +“I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,” replied Goldsmith, with +an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said +that Shakespeare was pompous. + +“Now you are imitating him,” said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has +told you of our quarrel--our misunderstanding. It arose through you, +sir.” + +“Through me, sir?” + +“Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the +Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no +one of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has +lately been mimicking the Dean--yes, down to his very words, at the +Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made +acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and +upbraided me for half an hour.” + +“To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?” + +“To no human being, sir.” + +“Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.” + +“To no one, sir--that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly have +had the story.” + +“Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to +expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well, +perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail +to make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend. +Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly +accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the +Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity +in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.” + +“Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my +friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human +being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of +that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in +order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?” + +“Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true +biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick +and choose the incidents with which he has to deal--that he may, if he +please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his +hero or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you +frankly that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are +mischievous. Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I +insist on your writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the +very words that passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and +you will also furnish me with a list of the persons--if you have not +sufficient paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream +at the stationer's at the corner--to whom you gave an account of the +humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship +with me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do +not seek to avoid so obvious a duty.” + +Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam +of a smile on his face. + +He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a +word. + +“Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,” muttered Goldsmith. +“If I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of +hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.” + +(The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told +him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained +his forgiveness. “You were right, sir,” the letter concluded. “Dr. +Johnson has still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.”) + +But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to +the playhouse in order to consult with the lady who--through long +practice--was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to give +him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. It +was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had +not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon +his confidence with Mrs. Abington. + +The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes +which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act +only of “She Stoops to Conquer” had been reached, and as she did not +appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next +piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers--one which had taken the town +by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every lady +of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was +a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and +loose about the neck and shoulders. + +“Ha, my little hero,” cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made +his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then +to Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? +Oh, lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all +a-dying of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There +was a rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.” + +“The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't, +madam,” said Goldsmith. + +“Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,” said she. “Faith, sir, +you gave him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the +playhouse, I give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about +you, Dr. Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them +all. For instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it +was the first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making +an attempt upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional +channel.” + +“If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that, +Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,” said Goldsmith. “Though, for +that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand +before me in that dress--ay, or any other.” + +“Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of +compliment--I sink under it, sir--thus,” and she made an exquisite +courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' heads are +as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?” + +“I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am +extremely anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most +accomplished should be moved,” said Goldsmith. + +“You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a +comedy as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than +that of Miss Hardcastle.” + +“I have the design of one in my head, madam.” + +“Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your +head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a +great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And +you have begun the comedy, sir?” + +“I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the +air. I want your assistance in that direction.” + +“What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr. +Goldsmith?” + +“Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic +as Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you +give me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?” + +“With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr. +Goldsmith.” + +“I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I +have to tell you.” + +“Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.” + +“How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?” + +“Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against +him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his +family--a critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your +face suggested.” + +“I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for +help.” + +“Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I +think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When +the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light--which I take to be +the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman--he is too powerful +for me, I frankly confess.” + +“Mine is a male fiend.” + +“Not the manager of a theatre--another form of the same hue?” + +“Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.” + +“Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.” + +“If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the +greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to +coffee house repeating it.” + +“Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.” + +“How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was +more than you could cope with?” + + + + +CHAPTER XXII. + +And now, sir, to face the particulars--to proceed from the fancy +embroidery of wit to the solid fabric of fact--who or what is the +aggressive demon that you want exorcised?” + +“His name is Jackson--he calls himself Captain Jackson,” replied Oliver. +He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary Horneck's +story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of this +point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made +any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman +had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him. + +“Jackson--Captain Jackson!” cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith, this +is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. Surely, +sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for a +battering-ram to overturn a house of cards--one does not requisition a +park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.” + +“Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of +the power of a piece of ordnance,” said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam, +that in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.” + +“If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for +you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been +doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.” + +“I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief, +there is a lady in the question.” + +“Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was +waiting for the lady.” + +“She is the most charming of her sex, madam.” + +“I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may +be taken for granted.” + +“Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.” + +“I wonder in what part of the world she lived--certainly not in London.” + +“Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared +upon the scene----” + +“Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden, +the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence, +even though the serpent be slaughtered.” + +“Pardon me, Mrs. Abington”--Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely--“pardon +me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny +has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.” + +In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story +of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let +it be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from +taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; +and how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to +him, but had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them +the appearance of having been written by a guilty woman. + +“The lady is prostrated with grief,” he said, concluding his story. “The +very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is +killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of +knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.” + +“'Tis a sad story indeed,” said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as +bad can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the +Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of +meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell +the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had +been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point +possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know +that all the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of +Scotland 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of +guineas, Dr. Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?” + +“That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to +think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,” said +Goldsmith. + +“Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not +in the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,” + cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in +a bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego +the dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the +coins.” + +“You may be right,” said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?” + +“Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a +couple of hundred pounds.” + +“Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! +She would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she +had written letters of affection to such a man.” + +“She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.” + +“If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have +allowed herself to be imposed on by a stranger?” + +“Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen +who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on +your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return +to the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? +How do you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?” + +“Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in +conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room. +It occurred to me that perhaps--it might be possible--in short, Mrs. +Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel could +be entrapped.” + +“You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary +men--and of wary--is what nature and art have fitted me for--nature and +practice?” + +“I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear +madam. But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady +with whom I am acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest +intelligence. That is why you are our greatest actress. The highest +intelligence is valueless on the stage unless it is associated with a +heart that beats in sympathy with the sorrow and becomes exultant with +the joy of others. That is why I regard myself as more than fortunate in +having your promise to accept a part in my next comedy.” + +Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the +author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him +out of his difficulty. + +“I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,” said +the actress. “Yes, in spite of your being--being--ah--innocent--a poet, +and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, Dr. +Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to--to--well, shall +we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?” + +“That is the position I long for, dear madam.” + +“Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know +you, Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or +two--that will give both of us a chance of still further considering the +possibility of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe +it was the lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were +doubtless for running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his +throat without the delay of a moment.” + +“Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.” + +“Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most +about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say, +'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?” + +“Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite +perceive their bearing.” + +“Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their +little step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, +I perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress +for my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used +to term 'ructions.'” + +She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not +before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very +effective kiss. + +He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for +he was not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had +departed without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would +have regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, +that clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt +that it was a pleasure to do anything for such a man--especially as he +was a writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she +could so interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be +the most notable success of the season. + +As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some +progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not +feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not +been at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting +with Mrs. Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. +Abington were associated. + +The next day he got a message that the success of his play was +consolidated by a “command” performance at which the whole of his +Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because +it meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the +sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low” elements of +certain scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good +augury. He felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan +by which he should be able to get possession of the letters. + +When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had +not been unmindful of his interests. + +“The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall +yesterday,” said she, “but I tolerated him--nay, I encouraged him--not +for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, +but for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking +fool of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly +makes a fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of +herself.” + +“Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world, +Mrs. Abing ton,” said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with +laughter. + +“You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,” she +said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for +I have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably +the most effective.” + +“You have found that by your experience of traps?” said Goldsmith. “The +smile is the silken net?” + +“Even so,” said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah, +Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.” + +“Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me, +but at me.” + +“Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being +smiled at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response +to the encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my +private address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when +the fly begins to lure on the spider.” + +“'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not--to the fly.” + +“Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. +Sir, to be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private +address, but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next +Thursday night.” + +“Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my +behalf----” + +“Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that +I am only interested in my sister-fly--would she be angry if she were to +hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?” + +There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed +upon Goldsmith's ear. + +“Madam,” said he, “she is a Christian woman.” + +“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,” said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian +charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. +Let that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on +Thursday night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round +the corner, and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you +to appear boldly, as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my +hospitality. You must come into the room when we have begun, carrying +with you a roll of manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene +of your new comedy, upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.” + +“I shall not fail to recollect,” said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the +argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more +elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.” + +“Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,” said the lady. “I think I +know the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama +of mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which +you will not be able to play to perfection.” + +“You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument. +When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I +trust, ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the +pleasure of your society for even an hour.” + +“I will ask you to join us at the table, and then--well, then I have +a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our +friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known +all his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters +of his.” + +Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could +possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity--the fact +being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving. +Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a +romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had +formed the basis of more than one comedy--he had a notion that if these +comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have +been so clearly defined. + +She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it. + +“What, sir!” she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity +of my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt--not at +scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.” + +“I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a +play, dear lady,” said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power +to make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the +right moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that +was necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes +quite hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most +ordinary precepts of art.” + +“Psha! sir,” said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am +a poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my +life. At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully +arranged plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the +slovenliness of the actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain +dialogue, yet in the end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama +out of the ruins of our schemes than we originally designed. So, in this +case, sir, I am not without hope that even though our gentleman's lips +remain sealed--nay, even though our gentleman remain sober--a great +calamity--we may still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep +your ears open and I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if +between us we cannot get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.” + +“I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,” said Oliver; “and I +can only repeat what you have said so well--namely, that even the most +clumsy of our schemes--which this one of yours certainly is not--may +become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by +that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you +on Thursday evening.” + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII. + +Goldsmith for the next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a +consciousness of having wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon +Mrs. Abington and discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing +the purpose which he had at heart; for he could not but perceive how +shallow was the scheme which she had devised for the undoing of Mary +Horneck's enemy. He felt that it would, after all, have been better for +him to place himself in the hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had +promised to find out for him, and to do his best to run the scoundrel +through the body, than to waste his time listening to the crude scheme +concocted by Mrs. Abington, in close imitation of some third-class +playwright. + +He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her +scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to +join her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent +his exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan +for obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without +seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when +he had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness +which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident +to effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had +suggested the possibility of such an accident taking place--in fact, she +seemed to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than +upon the ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think +that she was right in this respect. He had a considerable experience +of life and its vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a +jesting mood the most judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be +overturned by an accident apparently no less trivial than the raising of +a hand, the fluttering of a piece of lace, or the cry of a baby. + +He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and +a vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain +causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he +met a young woman who changed--for a time--all his ideas of the sex. As +he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that +Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a +factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an +accident is only another form of despair. + +In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he +met Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an +Italian fencing master and send him to Brick Court. + +“What!” cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in +addition to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You +do not need to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.” + +“I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,” said Goldsmith. “They +have stepped between me and starvation more than once.” + +“Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain +to make money by his philanthropy?” asked Baretti in his usual cynical +way. + +“I cannot say,” replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim +to the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any +rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.” + +“'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your +mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best +swordsman in Europe,” said Baretti. + +“Do so, my friend,” said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a +critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as +a memento.” + +“I shall look for them--yes, in five years, for it will certainly take +that time to make you expert with a sword,” said the Italian. “And, +meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a +fighter as Kenrick.” + +“In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you +may take a fancy to have.” + +“And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a +martyr--a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other unclean +beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine +within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he +should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel, +as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not +want a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear +one of our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.” + +“And who may that friend be?” + +“You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating +with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?” + +“Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?” + +“What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the +little Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. +Sir, Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than--than----” + +“A lioness robbed of her whelps?” + +“Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is +the bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that +you had boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; +and the best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit +into the jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles--reminiscent of +his native land--ever since.” + +Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of +Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of +Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous +evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all +the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, +his first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite +flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which +every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy, +said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit +who had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!” On the whole, Garrick said, he +thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in +many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion--whatever it might +be worth--that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was most +successful in attempting. + +Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions +accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in +believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening. + +He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to +inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, +and he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme +which she had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of +inducing the man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he +was in the habit of keeping the letters. + +“These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,” + said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may +become dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. +If he suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say +farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.” + +“What then is to be gained by our supping with him?” said Goldsmith. + +“Why, you are brought into contact with him,” she replied. “You will +then be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take +him unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? +heavens, sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak--one +cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening, +and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this +fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting +the letters into your pocket.” + +“I'll hope for better luck than that,” said Oliver. + +“Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,” said she. “But good +luck is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the +cleverest people.” + +“That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,” + said Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. +Abington as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.” + +“Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,” said she. + +“Madam,” said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take +your advice and reserve my compliments to you for--well, no, not a +month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done +very well.” + +As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly +that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an +alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of +an adroit scoundrel. He had heard--nay, he had written--of the wiles of +women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of testing a +woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his estimate +of their value. + +It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare +tavern at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll +of manuscript in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the +waiter to inform the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was +very fluent up to this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave +when he found himself face to face with the man who had made the life of +Mary Horneck miserable. He wondered if he would be able to restrain his +impulse to fly at the scoundrel's throat. + +When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington +that she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended +the stairs to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved +himself to play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not +beyond his powers. + +Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her +chair laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her +_vis-à-vis_, for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting +upon it and one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the +points of his narrative. + +When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, +pleasantly, but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the +story which Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with +his fingers still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most +inopportune entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other +is in the act of telling a story to an appreciative audience--say, a +beautiful actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be +seen to the greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb +and flow of that roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate +wimplings, rising and falling between the porcelain of her throat and +the curve of the ivory of her shoulders. + +The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition +of Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. +Abington's tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned +his head round as the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward +the table, bowing profusely--rather too profusely for the part he was +playing, the artistic perception of the actress told her. + +“Ha, my little author!” cried the man at the table with the swagger of a +patron. + +“You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers--the best time +for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.” + +“Ah, sir,” said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the +convenience of our betters.” + +“Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their +convenience in an ante-room--ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that the +scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets write +best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.” + +“For shame, Captain!” cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as +well as a poet. He has broken heads before now.” + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV. + +Captain Jackson laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself +back in his chair and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had +advanced to the side of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of +the bookseller's hack. He played the part very indifferently, the lady +perceived. + +“Faith, my dear,” laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is +a terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head +broke by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I +swear that I never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is +accustomed to spread terror around.” + +“Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,” said Mrs. +Abington. + +“Nay, my dear madam,” cried her _vis-à-vis_, “you must pardon me for +saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great +exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known +kitchen principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a +poet's pate, being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would +overcome a sound head.” + +“I meant nothing like that, Captain,” said Mrs. Abington. Then she +turned to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. +“Come, Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of +supper. I vow that I will not even glance at that act of your new play +which I perceive you have brought to me, until we have supped.” + +“Nay, madam,” stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal; +still----” + +He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a +hoarse laugh, crying-- + +“Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated +by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow +himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the +romance which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a +party. Has he never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable +kill-joy?” + +“You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,” said the actress in +smiling remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view +of the poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of +parts. He is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; +will you, Dr. Goldsmith?” + +She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast +at him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own +part he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was +patronised till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in +a sickly way as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's +cloak was flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to +seating himself. + +“Madam, I am your servant,” he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient +to command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such +distinguished company.” + +“And so you should, sir,” cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled +about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand +patrons, my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you +from slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely +to feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, +General Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I +had half a mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking +me over! May I die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the +General a lesson which he would have remembered to his dying hour--his +dying hour--that is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn +upon him.” + +“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,” said Mrs. Abington. +“But I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being +drawn on his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.” + +“If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I +swear,” cried the Captain bowing over the table. + +“Good,” she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health--a +bumper, sir, a bumper!” + +The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With +an air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained +it with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of +Goldsmith. + +“Hang him!” he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no +malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam, +shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge +after charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health +of a little man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show +does his bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous +to my heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.” + +“Nay, Captain,” said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain +from challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many +healths during the day, sir.” + +“What mean you by that, madam?” he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot +carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you +gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that +you would have a chance of offering.” + +“Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,” said the actress hastily. “I will +prove to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. +Goldsmith's new comedy.” + +“Now you are very much my dear,” said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy +decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes, +your confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, +shall it be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American +rebels--curse 'em!--turn as green as their own coats--shall it be +said that Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel--Washington his +name is--George Washington”--he had considerable difficulty over the +name--“is accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men--not +men, but lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his +Majesty's forces into the Potomac'--shall it be said that--that--what +the devil was I about to say--shall it be said?--never mind--here's to +the health of Colonel Washington!” + +“Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,” said Mrs. +Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; +and, sir, you still wear the King's uniform.” + +“The devil take the King's uniform!” shouted the man. “The devils of +rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell +you, madam, that--nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is +drank----” Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the room and +seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung his +cloak. + +“Hold, sir,” cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter +upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I +perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured +by your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success +to the cause that will triumph in America.” Jackson, who was standing at +the table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a +half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make +him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast. + +“It sounds all right,” he muttered as if he were trying to convince +himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all +right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my +little poet,” he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink, +sir--drink to the success of the cause in America.” Goldsmith got upon +his feet and raised his glass--it contained only a light wine. + +“Success to it!” he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his +third tumbler of brandy. + +“Hark ye, my little poet!” whispered the latter very huskily, lurching +across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not +returned to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a +general of generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned +me out of the regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from +Boston port, that he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was +mistaken, sir, and that one of these days----Mum's the word, mind you! +If you open your lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to +pieces. I'll flay you alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, +let me tell you. What message did he send me when he heard that I was +ready to blow Cornwallis's brains out and march my company across the +Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to man--though a poet isn't quite a +man--but that's my generosity. Said Washy--Washy--Wishy--Washy---- +Washington: 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the +colonists, Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who +would make the attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's +the message I got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't +everybody. Mark me, my friend--whatever your name is--I've got +letters--letters----” + +“Yes, yes, you have letters--where?” cried Goldsmith, in the +confidential whisper that the other had assumed. + +The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and +then across his face there came the cunning look of the more than +half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his +chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing. + +“Letters--oh, yes--plenty of letters--but where?--where?--that's my own +matter--a secret,” he murmured in vague tones. “The government would +give a guinea or two for my letters--one of them came from Mount Vernon +itself, Mr.--whatever your name maybe--and if you went to Mr. Secretary +and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'”--he pronounced the word “Secrary”--“'I +know that Dick Jackson is a rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are +the letters to prove it?' where would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, +my brains are not like Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the +lady?” + +He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as +well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room. + +“I'm here,” cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of +which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall +not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.” + +“Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?” cried the man with a lurch +forward and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked--quite shocked! I +wear the King's coat, though that cloak is my own--my own, and all that +it contains--all that----” + +His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at +his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; +he saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness +that only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the +cloak lay. He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining +until he came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the +pocket a leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively +into the bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was +another packet. + +Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over +her chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that +Sir Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.” + She gave a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed +coarsely, saying huskily-- + +“A handkerchief--I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket of +my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure--that's my motto. And now, my +charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for I'll +challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill up +your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.--Mr. Killjoy, we'll call +you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend only +knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that the +truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast--whatever it may +be--or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!” + +Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy +remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the +man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass +before Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand +on the table, into a standing attitude, murmuring-- + +“Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs. +Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my +table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.” + +He swallowed the contents of the tumbler--his fourth since he had +entered the room--and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into his +chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass. + +[Illustration: 0315] + +“That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,” she cried, +standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her +hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and +Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of +my room, sir!” + +She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought +it down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face +watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken +stupour, his jaw fallen. + +Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room. + +“Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress, +pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated. + +“A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow. + +“Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the +goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the +hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have +a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is +Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.” + +* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men +watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from +uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to +Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set +herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet +which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket +of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great +difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the +coach. + +“They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words +spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in +his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I +say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel +hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. +What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? +Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged +his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac +flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few +stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been +their darling always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but +husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and +he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the +high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter +re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at +the door of the tavern. + +At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung +it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among +the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord +and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. +He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed +him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord +and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such +persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith +reached the street. + +“Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his +lodging.” + +“Nay, Doctor,” whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the +fellow is a brawler--he will involve you in a quarrel before you reach +the Strand.” + +“Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,” said Oliver. “The lady has laid it +upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.” + +He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV. + +The instant he had seated himself he found to his amazement that the +man beside him was fast asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the +cushions one might have fancied that he had been sleeping for hours +rather than minutes, so composed was he. Even the jolting of the +starting coach made no impression upon him. + +Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had +arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession +he must act at once. + +He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in +detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All +he had to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the +pocket, and then leave the coach while it was still in motion. + +The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted +his position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his +breast to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened +himself in some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite +unaware of the fact that some one was seated beside him. + +“Dear madam, you do me great honour,” he said, and then gave a little +hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me +all the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give +you the plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold +the documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to +put pen to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to +a fool. Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them--no price whatever +except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they +shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, +my lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her +own letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, +in case of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, +for I know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the +pocket of my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em--in case of +accidents, Ned--to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! +and here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars +for them.” + +Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken +man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive. + +Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he +referred to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel +had not only tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been +endeavouring to sell the secrets of the King's forces to the American +rebels. Goldsmith had, however, no doubt that the letters which he was +desirous of getting into his hands were those which the man had within +his waistcoat. His belief in this direction did not, however, assist him +to devise a plan for transferring the letters from the place where they +reposed to his own pocket. + +The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious +Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of +the brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his +fingers remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would +be quite impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith +could not claim to be, to open the garment. + +He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the +packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet +that it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont +Blanc, was maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any +more attempts to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, +and Goldsmith knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough +to cope with three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique. + +Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit +so broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the +entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp. +Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest +did not end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide +awake, and he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he +spoke that he showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very +far from sober. + +“Good Lord!” he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you +be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me--grossly +insulted me--turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, you +rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you to +look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for you. +Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?” + +Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might +not be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward +attempt to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration +of the question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open +the door. He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the +coach on to the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on +its leathern straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the +turnstile. At the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance +to the court, almost coming in collision with Jackson. + +“You cursed, clumsy lout!” shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round +as the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the +other. + +“You low ruffian!” he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me +to sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been +waiting for you. Take that, you scoundrel--and that--and that----” + +He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the +forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he +fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the +street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm. + +Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him--follow the murderer!” pointing +wildly in the direction taken by the stranger. + +In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a +pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his +hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the +body in order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more +adroitness than was necessary--for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp +all the street was in darkness--slipped the wallet into his other hand +and then under his coat. + +A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which +had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had +been run through with a sword. + +“It was a knock-down blow,” said Goldsmith, still leaning over the +prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great +harm has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a +beer barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his +recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.” + +He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back, +almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a +sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he +meant by choking him. + +A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith +picked up his hat and straightened his sword, saying-- + +“Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his +physician in that way has small need of his services. I thought the +fellow might be seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point +recently; and so good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he +relapse. By a casual savour of him I should say that he is not used to +water.” + +He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, +and as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on +completely recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned +him, would miss his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was +greatly relieved when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the +head porter, and he paid the driver with a liberality that called down +upon him a torrent of thanks. + +As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from +cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no +doubt that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands +of his dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him--had +alone trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task. + +He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his +room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the +wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes, +and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a +chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had +taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of +Mrs. Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that +they were the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress! + +He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He +was utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the +occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. +He could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, +covered with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own +desk before starting for the tavern. + +What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into +the wallet? + +Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an +hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer. + +He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come +over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over +which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table, +Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining +until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which +he transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had +had no time--at least, so Goldsmith thought--to put the sham act of the +play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so +unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been +in the wallet? + +Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the +greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the +craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition +of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected +Mrs. Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the +expense of the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, +and had fooled them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying +that they were entrapping him. + +Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual, +he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he +was showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his +shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that +he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's +happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had +doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made +by Mrs. Abington to entrap him. + +How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the +length of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy +that when they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on +any subject. But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin +to act, she had failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to +place himself in her hands, hoping she would be able to help him. + +He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed +would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the +consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying +to get the better. + +What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, +and tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. +She should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would +have been ready to help her and capable of helping her--some man with a +knowledge of men--some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver of +fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. Nothing +was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn achieve +success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures. + +He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a +house of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his +life, whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze +that had swept down upon it. + +He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical +cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse +than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had +already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least, +prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great +a mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never +have made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he +said that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious +generosity of the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity +that had led him to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was +utterly unsuited; and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him +in the reflection that his awakening had come before it was too late. He +had not been led away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She +had been saved the unhappiness which that confession would bring to +a nature so full of feeling as hers. And he had been saved the +mortification of the thought that he had caused her pain. + +The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees +of the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had +passed before he fell asleep. + +He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he +found that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the +letters which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with +but a languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the +bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith +had promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged +the loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, +from its shape and bulk, a manuscript--one of the many which were +submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned +it over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact +convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or +perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get +accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick. + +He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when +at the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The +instant he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that +the parcel contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's +handwriting to a certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire +village where she had been staying the previous summer. + +On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from +Mrs. Abing ton--the spelling as well as the writing was hers-- + +“'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few +feathers pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in +the capp of dear Dr. Goldsmith.” + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI. + +He was so greatly amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the +scattered letters on the table in front of him. He was even more amazed +at finding them there than he had been the night before at not finding +them in the wallet which he had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He +thought he had arrived at a satisfactory explanation as to how he had +come to find within the wallet the sheets of manuscript which he had had +in his hand on entering the supper room; but how was he to account for +the appearance of the letters in this parcel which he had received from +Mrs. Abington? + +So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth--to +appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his +table. But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and +happiness to Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. +She was saved. He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and +who had the means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had +caused him to go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing +the task with which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been +mistaken in applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish +scheme of a pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken +when she had singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most +women would have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a +knight-errant. + +His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his +despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature +knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early +morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; +but now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him--his +imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future +happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to +Mary and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of +Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel +Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished? + +He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of +his formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, +but it was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion +so delicate an enterprise as that which he--Goldsmith--had accomplished. +Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. Abington to help +him, and that was just where he would have made a huge mistake. Any man +who thought to get the better of the devil without the aid of a woman +was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of this as he +stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been when he +had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The previous +half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and +Providence and the world. + +When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate +some breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had +obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's +thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in +the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to +be shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest--she must have +felt the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, +substituting for them the sham act of the play which excused his +entrance to the supper-room. + +The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that +the wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He +recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair +with the cloak--much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the +treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to +turn him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had +been to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her +glass of wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as +Mrs. Baddeley! + +He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that +particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had +acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting +the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly +perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place +the letters beyond the man's hands. + +Once again he laughed, saying out loud-- + +“Ah, I was right--a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy of a +devil!” + +Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was +at hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the +letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself +in connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of +consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face +would lighten--how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks +would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt +that she was safe. + +That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel +bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on +her face--if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her +laughter. And then--then she would be happy for evermore, and he would +be happy through witnessing her happiness. + +He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for +the letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his +servant announced two visitors. + +Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. +The former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a +compatriot of his own, named Nicolo. + +“I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in +my hands,” said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art +of fencing as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the +impression, singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than +once during your wanderings in Tuscany.” + +“And now I am sure of it,” said Nicolo in French. He explained that he +spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at +Pisa when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in +recognising him.” + +“And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,” + said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the +circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my +memory, sir?” + +“There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,” said Signor +Nicolo. + +“I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,” + said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators--quite reckless, if +you will permit me to say so much.” + +The man smiled somewhat grimly. + +“If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,” + said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable +climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian +government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back +again.” + +“It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor +Nicolo,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of +a beard and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.” + +“Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is +now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,” said the man +with another grim smile. + +“You are not quite right, my friend,” laughed Goldsmith; “for if my +memory serves me--and it does so usually on the matter of dress--I had +no coat whatsoever to my back--that was of no importance in Pisa, where +the air was full of patriotism.” + +“The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,” said +Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We +are examples--Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a +brewer's daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy +Englishman--and there are a good number of them, too--into an expert +swordsman in twelve lessons--yes, if the pupil will but practise +sufficiently afterwards.” + +“We need not talk of business just now,” said Goldsmith. “I insist on +my old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to +'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such +excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.” + +He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple +of bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to +him--very recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not +have remained. + +The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was +heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the +room. + +“I have found you, you rascal!” he shouted, swaggering across the room +to where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just +one minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my +pocket last night.” + +“And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken +blackguard,” said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, +who was in the act of rising. “Come, sir,” he continued, “I submitted +to your insults last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I +promise you that I give you no such license in my own house. Take your +carcase away, sir; my friends have fastidious nostrils.” + +Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his +gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too +cowardly to attack. + +“You cur!” he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me +from running you through the body.” + +“Do you not? I do,” said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of +wine off the table, and was toying with it in his hands. + +“Come, sir,” said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir +John Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, +but, by the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will +not spare you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an +hour has passed.” + +“Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American +spy, is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith +has at hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest +scoundrels,” said Goldsmith. + +Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a +second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. +The bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly. + +“My little poet,” he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because +you have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you +for your information that I have something in my possession that I can +use as I meant to use the letters.” + +“And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall +kill you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!” cried Goldsmith, +leaping up. + +There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through +the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him +behind a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson. + +“Pardon me, sir,” said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you +to stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend +and I regard as a grave affront to us.” + +“Then let one of you draw!” shouted the man. “I see that you are +Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw, +sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.” + +“Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,” said Baretti. +“I do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a +weaker man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a +ruffian as you undoubtedly are.” + +He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter +had whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, +putting quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when +Baretti had turned partly round. + +“Briccone! assassin!” hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me, +Nicolo,” he said addressing his friend in their own tongue. + +“He shall pay for it,” whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his +foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out +of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room. + +“Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,” he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage +or two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase +without absolutely killing the beast.” + +The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word. + +Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with +laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian--it was not +melodious--acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, trying to +beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single inch. +He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His expression +resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has airily +offered to play with him opens the game. + +After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to +attack, Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword. + +“Take a chair, sir,” said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one +before my friend has finished with you.” + +Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening +before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt +him now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the +man breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the +Italian. + +Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was +no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but +his antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard +breathing was a contrast to the only other sound in the room--the +grating of steel against steel. + +Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed +gradually to vanish. He became more than serious--surely his expression +was one of apprehension. + +Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as +one of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's +shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in +doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge +of the other man. + +It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as +he pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in +touching Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, +and now it was plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was +breathing hard, and the look of apprehension on his face had increased +until it had actually become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to +perceive this, and malignant triumph was in every feature of his face. +Any one could see that he felt confident of tiring out the visibly +fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with staring eyes, once again clutched +Baretti. + +Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig +and forehead in smiles. + +“I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,” + said he. + +In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third +paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's +head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying +behind it like the little pennon on a lance. + +“Heavens!” whispered Goldsmith. + +“Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,” said Baretti. “For +God's sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that +last was like a bullet.” + +Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat +from which it was torn. + +And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his +face. + +“That is his fun,” said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great +humourist!” + +The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught +in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it. + +The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but +his antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed +him round the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing +heavily, but apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his +sword into his left hand, and was now fencing from that side. + +Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin. +They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a +meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle. +Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate +dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that +Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a +result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual. + +And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the +man's pocket fell on the floor. + +With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor. +The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining +by a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo +had spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single +flash. Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they +were the batch of letters which he had received in the course of his +traffic with the American rebels. + +“Come, Sandrino,” said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal +off, and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. +Come, sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has +kept us from our wine too long already.” + +With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right +sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash +over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of +the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with +an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor, +thoroughly exhausted. + +[Illustration: 0349] + +Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung +the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the +guard. + +“John,” shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had +witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too +exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that +man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked +out of my house.” When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to +the half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible +bully and coward alive,” said he. “You did not hesitate to try and +accomplish the ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here +with intent to murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your +clutches. If I let you go now, it is because I know that in these +letters, which I mean to keep, I have such evidence against you as will +hang you whenever I see fit to use it, and I promise you to use it if +you are in this country at the end of two days. Now, leave this house, +and thank my servant for giving you his coat, and this gentleman”--he +pointed to Nicolo--“for such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you +never before received.” + +The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which +John Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot. + +“You contemptible cur!” he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have +now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of +them passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in +pretty high places, let me tell you.” + +“I do not doubt it,” said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place +for you and your friends.” + +The ruffian turned upon him in a fury. + +“Look to yourself, you foreign hound!” he said, his face becoming livid, +and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare +as before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to +be made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!” + +“Turn that rascal into the street, John,” cried Goldsmith, and John +bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he +flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his +powers--not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, but +one which he was certain was more English in its style. + +“No one shall lay a hand on me,” said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am +anxious to remain in such a company?” + +“Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,” said John, hustling him to the +door. “Come--out with you--sharp!” + +In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly +and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put +on the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him +walk in the direction of the Temple lodge. + +Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the +prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them +on his wall. + +“You came at an opportune moment, my friend,” said he. “You have not +only saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never +have known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of +your art.” + +“The best swordsman is the best patriot,” said Baretti. + +“That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,” said +Goldsmith. + +“Alas! yes,” said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots, +or you would not be able to live in England.” + +“I am not an Englishman,” said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and +therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it +is not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than +to starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my +dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti? +Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor +an hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects +of the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it +will take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the +fragments of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. +Johnson's friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.” + +“Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,” + said Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no +engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.” + +“He has taken part in one engagement, at least,” said Goldsmith, + +“And I am now at your service,” said the fencing-master. + +They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his +pocket--the second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his +desk--and, parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and +Anchor in an hour. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII. + +It was with a feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before +known, that Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All +the exhilaration that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary +exhibition of adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with +him. The exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more +than a suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, +Nicolo's pretence of being overmatched early in the contest--breathing +hard and assuming a terrified expression--yielding his ground and +allowing his opponent almost to run him through--could only be regarded +as theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though +amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did +not prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon +Goldsmith, more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt +which he owed to Jackson. + +And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life +in having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world +the terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that +every step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the +realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's +cheeks change to red once more. + +It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to +Barton with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him +this with a grave face as she brought him into a parlour. + +“I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr. +Goldsmith,” said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little +disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.” + +“Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?” he asked. This +fresh proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was +very dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise +on the chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in +his ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of +his success. + +“She seemed very anxious to see you,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear +Dr. Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her +sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any +secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to +Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, +girlish fancy--my brother wrote to me that there had been in his +neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home +with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely +she has got over that foolishness!” + +“Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that +foolishness,” said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she +sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.” + +“I do hope so,” said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to +make her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared +that that disgraceful letter in the _Packet_ had affected you. That was +why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that +nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.” + +“That was very kind of you, my dear madam,” said he; “but I have seen +Mary since that thing appeared.” + +“To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?” + +“Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance +that when I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to +recovery. You have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor +of medicine, and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in +this direction may amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself +have. Still, I think you will say something in my favour when you see +Mary's condition begin to improve from the moment we have a little chat +together.” + +“That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. +Goldsmith. Your chat with her will do more for her than all the +medicine the most skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very +inopportune time for her to fall sick.” + +“I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?” + +“Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not +steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly +attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.” + +“The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.” + +He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause. + +“Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman +was drawn toward her?” said the lady smiling. + +“I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,” said Goldsmith. “And +you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she +would have listened to his proposals, madam?” + +“Why should she not have done so, sir?” said Mrs. Horneck. + +“Why not, indeed?” + +“Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,” said she. “He is, +to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.” + +“You think so--you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing in +such a case?” said Oliver, rather eagerly. + +“How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?” cried Mrs. +Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I +am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between +my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years. +After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty--thirty-seven, +I believe--but he does not look more than thirty-five.” + +“No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which +you give emphasis, madam,” said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will +see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?” + +“I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself +so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,” said the lady. +“That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring +back the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly +attracted to her.” + +“I understand--I understand.” + +He spoke slowly, gravely. + +“I knew you would help us,” said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you +will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your +Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have +passed.” + +Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for +him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks--not for him, but +for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, +the hours of thought--all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from +facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting +his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her +sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being +for evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a +possession as her love. + +That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and +yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said-- + +“Even so; I am satisfied--I am satisfied.” + +It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and +Goldsmith persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he +succeeded in doing so, for he had felt it was quite possible that +Baretti might inquire of him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to +Brick Court, and he could not well explain to the Italian the nature of +the enterprise which he had so successfully carried out by the aid +of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing to take Mrs. Abington into +his confidence, and quite another to confide in Baretti. He was +discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, while the +secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it would be by +no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some people might +laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that which was +generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and Baretti +a man. + +He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn +all about Jackson--that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have +become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance, +for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. +He was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to +prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day. + +Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts +regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which +the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the +conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials, +declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a +man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared +out-- + +“Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here--and indeed, sir, I am +glad that he is not--he would say that your definition was so good as to +make him certain you had stolen it from me.” + +“Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,” said +Goldsmith. + +“Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have +been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very +foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, +Dr. Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, +that you would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of +stealing from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which +when it comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, +are you satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?” + +“Sir, I am more than satisfied,” said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the +cunning master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. +This was a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience. + +After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre, +to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington +for managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped +to do. + +He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her +costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the +less subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, +holding her hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to +speak, and she knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she +was quite accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, +were of equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's. + +“Well, my poet,” she said at last, “have you need of my services to +banish any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?” + +“I was right,” he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was +not mistaken in you, my dear lady.” + +“Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest +demon that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,” said +she. “Well, sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment--a more doubtful +compliment than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her +champion. But you have not told me of your adventurous journey with our +friend in the hackney coach.” + +“Nay,” he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means +you became possessed of the letters which I wanted--by what magic you +substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me +into the supper room.” + +“Psha, sir!” said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered +from a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, +that he had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He +gave me a hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is +not to be trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every +document on which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty +naturally received a great shock when he offered to drink to the +American rebels, and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or +so sufficed me to discover the wallet with the letters; but then I +was at my wits' end to find something to occupy their place in the +receptacle. Happily my eye caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay +in your hat on the floor beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick +was played. I had a sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep +me hoping all the night that you would be able to get possession of the +wallet, believing it contained the letters for which you were in search. +Lord, sir! I tried to picture your face when you drew out your own +papers.” The actress lay back on her couch and roared with laughter, +Goldsmith joining in quite pleasantly. + +“Ah!” he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression +which my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most +humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but +he paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he +termed his property.” + +“Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?” + +At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs. +Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments. + +“By my faith, sir!” she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been +there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,” she added a moment afterwards, +“you will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the +town.” + +“Nay, my dear,” said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left +my room--not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents +as would hang him.” + +“Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon +your life?” cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point +of sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a +matter of business.” + +“Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is +something in what you say,” said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a +hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to +the very door of my chambers.” + +“Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have +yet to write for me in a comedy.” + +“I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my +dear friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.” + +“Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?” cried the actress, looking +at him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua +Reynolds could not quite translate to show the next century what manner +of woman was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young +wife of the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country +girl's smile of Mrs. Abington. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII. + +Goldsmith kept his word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was +alert all the time he was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be +waiting to make an attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any +adventure, however, and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel +of letters and set himself to peruse their contents. + +He had no need to read them all--the first that came to his hand was +sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was +perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the +rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown +themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which +he had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of +Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead +of merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to +England as a suspected traitor. + +As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was +indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had +obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would +certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the +country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon +him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and +Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former +course. + +Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he +ask himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have +been so blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his +honesty. + +He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour +which attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies +of his country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself +to be, he would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly +weaknesses were dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the +tenderness of her heart only made him feel that she was all the more a +woman, and therefore all the more to be loved. + +It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the +Hornecks. + +He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine. +There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he +would attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock +dinner. It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably +be at the meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with +the dangerous character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due +precautions against any attack that the desperate man might be +induced to make upon him. No doubt Baretti would make a good point +in conversation with his friends of the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's +counselling caution to any one; but the latter was determined to give +the Italian his advice on this matter, whatever the consequences might +be. + +It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention +in full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not +return from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the +Academy Baretti failed to put in an appearance. + +He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to +communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not +having a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect. + +“You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,” said +Reynolds. “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if +only to apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has +promised to come, and I have secured Johnson as well.” + +Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in +front, he followed with Reynolds some distance behind--not so far, +however, as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was +engaged in a discourse with his sweet companion--he was particularly +fond of such companionship--on the dignity inseparable from a classic +style in painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the +habiliments of their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a +painter who required any considerable amount of remonstrance from +her preceptors to keep her feet from straying in regard to classical +traditions. The artist who gave the purest Greek features and the Roman +toga alike to the Prodigal Son and King Edward III could not be said to +be capable of greatly erring from Dr. Johnson's precepts. + +All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of +eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious +adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild +suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so +faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might +eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art. + +“What, sir!” cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at +anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member +of Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day +clothes--that the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?” + +“Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,” replied +Goldsmith. + +Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered +to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary +than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his +phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave. + +“Sir,” he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very +flagrant example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even +depicted in his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted +position, is not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what +would he be if shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after +what you call the natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the +advisability of the epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in +English.” + +“And why not, sir?” said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, +“For my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in +Westminster Abbey written in English.” + +Every one laughed, including--when the bull had been explained to +her--Angelica Kauffman. + +After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its +door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord +went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds, +lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been +detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass +Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the +reason of his absence from the meeting. + +When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that +as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to +wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped +him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the +hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence. +The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door. + +“If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,” said +Goldsmith. + +In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed +the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out +so as to reach the ear of Reynolds. + +“A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two +men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has +been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding +in the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no +time coming to you.” + +“Merciful heaven!” cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order +to warn him.” + +“You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack +as was made upon him,” said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom +Baretti was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable +gang well known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated +what his name was.” + +“And what was his name?” asked Reynolds. + +“Richard Jackson,” replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name +before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.” + +“The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,” said Goldsmith. + +“Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged, +should a jury find him guilty,” said Steevens. “We must make an effort +to avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to +speak to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They +carried my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to +go without delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. +Garrick. He hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John +Fielding at Bow street in the morning.” + +“That we shall,” said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice +available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him +that he may depend on our help, such as it is.” + +The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still +waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in +custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but +they offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, +and also to carry back to them his reply. + +Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an +account of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could +not induce the constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, +however, bore in his message to the effect that he might depend on the +help of all his friends in his emergency. + +Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, +and they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd--afar from +reputable crowd--so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed, +and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined +the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in +the surgeon's hands. + +Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the +meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through +the Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two +men rushed out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with +heavy sticks. One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his +sword, but he succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself +with the small fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, +as was the custom in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article +of diet, he had undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great +mischance he must have severed an artery. + +The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his +friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held +a commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being +tried by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to +England by Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, +and had recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house +in Whetstone Park. + +“So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, +it seems to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,” said +Goldsmith. + +“If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the +gentleman,” said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell +them that it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of +its rogues.” + +Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the +view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid +of the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having +parted from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. +He could not help feeling that Baretti was the victim of +his--Goldsmith's--want of consideration. What right had he, he asked +himself, to drag Baretti into a matter in which the Italian had no +concern? He felt that a man of the world would certainly have acted +with more discretion, and if anything happened to Baretti he would never +forgive himself. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX. + +After a very restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that +Johnson had already gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house +Goldsmith learned that Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; +so it was plain that Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting +about helping him. They all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and +Goldsmith found that Burke had already instructed a lawyer on behalf of +Baretti. His tender heart was greatly moved at the sight of Baretti +when the latter was brought into court, and placed in the dock, with a +constable on each side. But the prisoner himself appeared to be quite +collected, and seemed proud of the group of notable persons who had come +to show their friendship for him. He smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, +and, when the witnesses were being examined, polished the glasses of his +spectacles with the greatest composure. He appeared to be confident that +Sir John Fielding would allow him to go free when evidence was given +that Jackson had been a man of notoriously bad character, and he seemed +greatly surprised when the magistrate announced that he was returning +him for trial at the next sessions. + +Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the +prisoner in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request +was granted. + +He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on +this melancholy drive, saying-- + +“My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to +this.” + +“Psha, sir!” said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this +country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. +In what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross +ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the +protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his +violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by +accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried +for my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice +in this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!” + +“Do not be alarmed,” said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and +jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for +being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?” + +“I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way +responsible for this _contretemps_,” said Baretti. “But I cannot forgive +that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and failed +to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a +considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow +whom I killed should be regarded sacred--as sacred as though he were an +Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so ridiculous?” + +“You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,” + said Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted--oh, +quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and +Reynolds and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.” + +But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued +railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at +Newgate. + +It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone +in the coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house +in Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been +uncertain whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to +see Mary Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress +of mind from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the +conclusion that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in +respect of the man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for +him, Goldsmith. Now, however, that he had discharged his duty so far as +he could in regard to Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy +Bride. + +Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the +signs of recent tears were visible on it. + +“Dear Dr. Goldsmith,” she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.” + +“How so, madam?” he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to +him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the +point of death? + +“She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than +when she left town,” said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her +condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as +was brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor +Baretti?” + +“It prostrated her?” + +“Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is +printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he +read out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair +to the floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her +friends, instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.” + +“And now?” + +“Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming +with strange impatience--I told her that you had been here yesterday and +also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke +from her faint--accusing herself of bringing her friends into trouble, +but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come--why does he not come +to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr. +Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her +in this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as +acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw +the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition +is the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to +call to-day.” + +“Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,” said Goldsmith, “Will +you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I +am confident that I can restore her to health?” + +“Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!--ah, if you only could! But alas, +alas!” + +He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last +interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of +sobbing within the room came to his ears. + +“Now, my dear child,” said her mother with an affectation of +cheerfulness, “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come +to his Jessamy Bride.” + +The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most +pathetically how weak she was. + +“Ah, he is come he is come!” she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he +has much to tell me.” + +“Yes.” said he; “I have much.” + +Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead. + +She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand +spasmodically in both her own--he felt how they were trembling-as she +cried-- + +“The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead--you know it, of +course? Oh, it is terrible--terrible! But the letters!--they will be +found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be impossible +to keep my secret longer. Will his friends--he had evil friends, I +know--will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by your face that +you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be undone--undone.” + +“My dear,” he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I +could bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?” + +“The best! Ah, what is the best?” + +“It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my +child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.” + +She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped +more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to +speak, but failing to utter a single word. + +He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet +of her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for +certainly a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only +gaze mutely at the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the +truth upon her meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not +now be overwhelmed with the joy of being saved. + +Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung +her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks. +Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed--not hysterically, +but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an effort and +walked across the room to the window that looked upon the street. He +followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she turned round +with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long was it since +he had heard her laugh in that way? + +She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for +her cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, +and her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness. + +“Ah,” she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I +was right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew +that you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to +me for evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like +you, dear Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that--so good, so true, +so full of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the +greatest and best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, +dear friend! O, you are a friend to be trusted--a friend who would be +ready to die for his friend. Gratitude--you do not want gratitude. It is +well that you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you +for what you have done? You have saved me from death--from worse than +death--and I know that the thought that you have done so will be your +greatest reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel +that I live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me +out of the deep waters--the waters that had well-nigh closed over my +head.” + +He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon +him. His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; +but he felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since +he had lived to see--even through the dimness of tears--so sweet a +face looking into his own with eyes full of the light of--was it the +gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman? + +He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the +small hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the +tendrils of a climbing flower. + +“Have you nothing to say to me--no word to give me at this moment?” she +asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her fingers +seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own. + +“What word?” said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such +a man as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete +happiness as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in +words. You have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my +life. You have understood me--you alone, and that to such as I means +happiness.” + +She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had +flung them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the +direction of the window. + +“You talk of my understanding you,” she said in a voice that had a sob +in it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a +man's nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy +of a thought?” + +He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with +a sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and +locked the fingers of both together. + +Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing +the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in +the throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman +well enough to have no thought of himself--no thought except for her +happiness. + +“No,” he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say +to you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for +himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain +happy--watching your happiness--in silence. Perhaps I may understand +you--I may understand something of the thought which gratitude suggests +to you.” + +“Ah, gratitude!” said she in a tone that was sad even in its +scornfulness. She had not turned her head toward him. + +“Yes, I may understand something of your nature--the sweetest, the +tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself +better, and I know in what direction lies my happiness--in what +direction lies your happiness.” + +“Ah! are you sure that they are two--that they are separate?” said she. +And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his face. + +There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He +still held them behind him. At last he said slowly-- + +“I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were +a chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to +look on happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there +is more happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not +speak--for God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which +are trembling on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.” + +She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she +turned away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, +with her face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly. + +After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair. + +She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a +hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice-- + +“You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that +word; but I can never--never cease to think of you as the best--the +noblest--the truest of men. You have been my best friend--my only +friend--and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by a +woman.” + +He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word. + +A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room. + +“Oh, mother, mother!” cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was +right--I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a +new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more--that +I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!” + +“Why, what a transformation there is already!” said her mother. “Ah, Dr. +Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!” + +“Friend--friend!” she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was always +my friend, and he will be so forever--my friend--our friend.” + +“Always, always,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you +have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has +just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition. +May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by +seeing you?” + +“No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,” cried the girl. “Send him +away--send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one but +our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do for +me that I should wish to see him?” + +“My dear Mary----” + +“Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet +sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has +not yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing +together as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am +myself again.” + +“I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,” said Mrs. +Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.” + +“Do, dear mother,” cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next +year, sweetest of mothers, or--best of all--say that he had better come +by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by and +by is easily said.'” + + + + +CHAPTER XXX. + +As he went to his chambers to dress before going to dine with the +Dillys in the Poultry, Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. +He had seen the light return to the face that he loved more than all +the faces in the world, and he had been strong enough to put aside the +temptation to hear her confess that she returned the love which he bore +her, but which he had never confessed to her. He felt happy to know that +the friendship which had been so great a consolation to him for several +years--the friendship for the family who had been so good and so +considerate to him--was the same now as it had always been. He felt +happy in the reflection that he had spoken no word that would tend to +jeopardise that friendship. He had seen enough of the world to be made +aware of the fact that there is no more potent destroyer of friendship +than love. He had put aside the temptation to speak a word of love; nay, +he had prevented her from speaking what he believed would be a word of +love, although the speaking of that word would have been the sweetest +sound that had ever fallen upon his ears. + +And that was how he came to feel happy. + +And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he +found a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had +dedicated to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. +He added poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly +interpreted--verses pulsating with the love that was in his +heart--verses which Mary Horneck could not fail to interpret aright +should they ever come before her eyes. + +“But they shall never come before her eyes,” he said. “Ah, never--never! +It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.” + +And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day +she might read those verses of his--yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if +that day was far off or nigh. + +When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, +he had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did +not, however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to +entertain his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's +killing of Jackson as an accident. + +After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be +well for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be +to the advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the +threats made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it +might be possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. +But Burke, after hearing the story--no mention of the name of Mary +Horneck being made by Goldsmith--came to the conclusion that it would be +unwise to introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part +of the man who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer--as, +indeed, they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity +on Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered +that a defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was +most likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. +If it could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently +as some of the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, +Burke and his legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance +of obtaining a verdict. + +The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of +the acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine +nature had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's +safety, and any one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated +trial would undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this +matter was fully justified. That there should have been any suggestion +of premeditation in the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of +Baretti seems amazing to a modern reader of the case as stated by +the Crown. But as Edmund Burke stated about that time in the House of +Commons, England was a gigantic shambles. The barest evidence against +a prisoner was considered sufficient to bring him to the gallows for an +offence which nowadays, if proved against him on unmistakable testimony, +would only entail his incarceration for a week. Women were hanged for +stealing bread to keep their children from that starvation which was the +result of the kidnapping of their husbands to serve in the navy; and +yet Burke's was the only influential voice that was lifted up against +a system in comparison with which slavery was not only tolerable, but +commendable. + +Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson +was the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For +all his railing against the detestable laws of the detestable +country--which, however, he found preferable to his own--he ridiculed +the possibility of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered +it within the bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, +however absurd was the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the +likelihood was that he would experience the feelings incidental to such +an excursion. + +He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at +Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty +with his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent +authority of Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition +of the sage. + +It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty +of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste +as well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of +Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that +if one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat +his dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we +know something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the +idiotic insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record +of Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably +deceived no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to +silence. + +But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be--however +insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may--according to Johnson--have been, +there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation +until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though +Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained +an envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined +to mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit +for appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk. + +Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife +was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, +they might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought +by the prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had +attacked him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems +rather a strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law +permitted men to carry swords presumably for their own protection. + +Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he +joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which +was felt--or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was +simulated--by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of +the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the +circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had +not been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance +that he would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the +counsel, as well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old +Bailey. + +When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he +had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he +was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the +Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and +trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works +which he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in +addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of +his promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance. + +He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times +to see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of +friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in +her usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the +fun in which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too +busy to reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's +country house wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in +their pranks, and to submit, as he did with such good will, to their +practical jests. + +He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of +the pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he +would see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her +constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both +of them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure +that he would be as strong a second time. + +This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged--this constant endeavour +to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life endurable to +him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, when a coach +drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had passed, and Mrs. +Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the change which was +apparent in his appearance. + +“Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!” she cried when she entered his little +parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he +was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw +you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but +despairing.” + +“Nay, my dear madam,” he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack +of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me +assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to +give me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught +sight of you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a +moment; I feared that--ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.” + +“However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked +as I was when you appeared before me,” said the lady. “Why, dear sir, +you are killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one +here to give you the attention which your condition requires.” + +“What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?” said the Doctor, making a +pitiful attempt to assume his old manner. + +“Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,” said she. “I will take you in +hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now +I will beg of you to go thither in your own.” + +“To Barton? Oh, my dear madam----” + +“Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I +should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own +interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others +than to help yourself.” + +“How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?” + +“Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one +who could be of the same help to us as you.” + +“There is no one who would be more willing, madam.” + +“You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that +mysterious indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced +that it was you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.” + +“Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again +in need of my help.” + +“It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that +you are interested in her future--in the happiness which we all are +anxious to secure for her.” + +“Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?” + +“I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family--nay, I can +talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.” + +“You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.” + +“And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. +I know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that +Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.” + +“No; she has not told me that.” + +He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the +emotion which he felt. + +“It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally +settled, and so not worthy of another thought,” said Mrs. Horneck. + +“Finally settled?” repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel +Gwyn's proposal?” + +“On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,” said the mother. + +He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment +one of gladness? + +“Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,” said +the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character +is irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am +convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him--and +yet she sends him away from her.” + +“That is possibly because she knows her own mind--her own heart, I +should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.” + +“Alas! she is but a girl.” + +“Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives +is worthy of her.” + +“That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too +rigidly on that assumption--an assumption which would condemn her to +live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to +take a practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely +concerns the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you +take a great interest.” + +“I would do anything for her happiness.” + +“I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards +you with the greatest respect and esteem--nay, if I may say it, with +affection as well.” + +“Ah! affection--affection for me?” + +“You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard +for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to +yield to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. +Mary is there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence +with her on behalf of Colonel Gwyn.” + +“What! I, madam?” + +“Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell +you, my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving +yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for +no one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am +convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion +while turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your +influence, will you not, dear friend?” + +“I must have time to think--to think. How can I answer you at once in +this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.” + +He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace +looking into the empty grate. + +“You are wrong,” she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is +in your thoughts--in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she +would stand on a different footing in respect to you.” + +“Ah! a different footing!” + +“I think that you are in error in that respect,” said the lady. +“Marriage is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is +not Katherine the same to you now as she was before she married Charles +Bunbury?” + +He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew +of what was in his heart! + +“Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,” said he. + +“And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,” said Mrs. Horneck. + +“But where lies the need for her to marry at once?” he inquired. “If she +were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should +not marry at once; but if she does not love him----” + +“Who can say that she does not love him?” cried the lady. “Oh, my dear +Dr. Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world +of whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, +I was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When +I married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually +disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly, +for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a +woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing +a just opinion on the subject.” + +“I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.” + +“Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous +of seeing her married to a good man--a man with whom her future +happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; +alas! that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates +her life and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is +ruled by her heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what +her uncle, with whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her +meeting a certain man there--my brother did not make me acquainted with +his name--and being so carried away with some plausible story he told +that she actually fancied herself in love with him--actually, until my +brother, learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop +to an affair that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her +heart----” + +“Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.” + +“That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at +some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like +the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not +fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you +desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?” + +There was a long pause before he said-- + +“Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to +point out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.” + +“I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,” cried the +mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not +to put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl +with a heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that +direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to +the ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.” + +“You are a woman.” + +“I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts--her longings--her +hopes--and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart--ah, Dr. +Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's +life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?-- + + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly. + + And finds too late. . .' + +To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of +poor Olivia!” He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines +in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying-- + +“I will go to her.” + +“You will be saving her--ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,” + cried Mrs. Horneck. + +He started slightly. + +“Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?” + +“I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and +saw you,” she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and +the change to the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been +neglecting yourself--yes, and some one who will nurse you back to life. +Oh, Barton is the place for you!” + +“There is no place I should like better to die at,” said he. + +“To die at?” she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death +still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for +you.” + +“Your daughter Mary is there,” said he. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI. + +He wrote that very evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, +one of his merry letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had +resolved to yield gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant +to leave for Barton the next day. When that letter was written he gave +himself up to his thoughts. + +All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between +her and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making +it impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought +himself to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, +Oliver Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her +sister--with the affection which exists between good friends. + +While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart, +he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic +heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she +had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire, +and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew +what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He +knew that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done +that day, she would have told him that she loved him. + +Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to +follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such +mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be +led in the future? + +Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was +to be found only in marriage--marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn +undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit +to himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He +undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a +good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck, +and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the +dangers which surrounded her. + +Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He +would, moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word +duty, which would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his +argument, tend to frustrate his intention. + +He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, +and he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his +visit would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought +before leaving was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a +moment's consideration. + +She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where +the coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was +even more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. +While still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with +pleasure the instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward +him, and Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself +painfully and laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement +both on her face and on that of her brother-in-law. + +She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so. + +“Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?” he cried. “Why, +you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?” + +Mary only shook her head. + +“I have been ill,” said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen +you both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she +ready to give me another lesson in loo?” + +“She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,” said +Bunbury, while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we +will take care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,” he +continued. “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! +But we'll build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you +and such as you, my friend.” + +“I tell you I am better already,” cried Goldsmith; and then, as the +chaise drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her +face had become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; +she was not even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and +the ploughed fields. + +Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the +uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests +which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; +but though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the +chaise arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her +guest at the great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the +depressing effect of her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not +betray the shock which she experienced on observing how greatly changed +was her friend since he had been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. +She met him with a laugh and a cry of “You have never come to us without +your scratch-wig? If you have forgot it, you will e'en have to go back +for it.” + +The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had +last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on, +at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid +vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly +became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for +his friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the +harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that +Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of +his visit to the house he loved. He felt better--better than he had been +for months. + +In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered +her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister +after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing +imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of +his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily +the manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of +the scene, especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she +declared she had good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so +greatly as to cause him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, +when he had meant to talk about love. + +She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much +character into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to +imitate, she never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating +person would be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily +than Goldsmith at the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene. + +Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into +the already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected +to understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his +rejection. A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, +and of course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely +appropriate to Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and +good-humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done in the +house which humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done +in the house which had ever been so delightful to at least one of the +guests. + +He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its +fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an +incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was +extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat +as the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day +treated before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband? + +And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to +him--that Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her +future such as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think +what might be in store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only +by her own sympathetic heart. + +He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel +Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to +laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection +of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no +doubt that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of +gravity. + +The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the +afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with +Mary in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new +covers on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of +the many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and +jars of preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with +bundles of sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, +Charles Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in. + +“What a housewife we have become!” he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the +head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.” + +Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before +the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase. + +“I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,” said he, “that I do not enter into the +spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her +husband.” + +“'Tis foolish on their part,” said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on +the watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active +abettor of her in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle +threadbare by now.” + +“Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,” + said he. + +“Indeed, I agree with you,” she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do +not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel +flattered by his attention?” + +“No--no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any +man from the Prince down--or should I say up?” he replied. + +“'Twould be treason to say so,” she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel +Gwyn be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way +of treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more +valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never +saved a poor woman a day's work.” + +“I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,” said he quietly. “On the +contrary, I came down here specially to talk of him.” + +“Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,” said she, +continuing her work. + +“Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,” + said he. + +“Only of late!” she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of +your thoughts long ago as well.” + +“I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But +latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.” She ceased her work +and looked towards him gratefully--attentively. He left his seat and +went to her side. + +“My sweet Jessamy Bride,” said he, “I have thought of your future with +great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as--as--perhaps a father +might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is dependent +upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of snares.” + +“I know that,” she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some +experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame +would have been mine!” + +“Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful +affair,” said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at +first, and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But +alas! 'tis just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for +you.” + +“Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,” said she. “Did not I send +Colonel Gwyn away from me?” + +“You were wrong to do so, my Mary,” he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good +man--he is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able +to shelter you from all dangers--from the dangers into which your own +heart may lead you again as it led you before.” + +“You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?” said she. + +“Yes,” he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as +his wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a +girl as you in the world.” + +“Ah! my dear friend,” she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to +know that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from +the day she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only +begin to beset her on that day?” + +“Often--often. But it would not be so with you, dear child--at least, +not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.” + +“Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly +man all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the +standpoint of her matchmaking mother.” + +“Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this +way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think +of you always as I think of you know--bound to no man--the dearest of +all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same +position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have +seen that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.” + +“And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?” + +“Yes--yes--I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your--your +happiness--yes, happiness in the future.” + +“Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!” she cried. “You are +ready to sacrifice yourself--I mean you are ready to forego all the +pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for +the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to +happiness--or what you fancy will be happiness.” + +“I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.” + +“I do,” she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean +to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not +marry Colonel Gwyn.” + +“Nay--nay--do not speak so definitely,” he said. + +“I will speak definitely,” she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to +speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of +being happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else +with all my heart, I dare not--oh! I dare not even entertain the thought +of marrying Colonel Gwyn.” + +“You love some one else?” he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment +there went through his mind the thought-- + +“_Her heart has led her astray once again._'” + +“I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,” she cried; +“I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the +world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his +heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.” + +Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying +in a hushed voice-- + +“Ah, child--child--spare me that pain--let me go from you.” + +“Not till you hear me,” she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love +you--only you, Oliver Goldsmith?” + +“Hush--for God's sake!” he cried. + +“I will not hush,” she said. “I will speak for love's sake--for the sake +of that love which I bear you--for the sake of that love which I know +you return.” + +“Alas--alas!” + +“I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her +love for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before +heaven would be in my keeping silence--in marrying a man I do not love. +Ah! I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood +your nature--so sweet--so simple--so great--so true. I thought last year +when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling which I had for +you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to know the truth.” + +He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper-- + +“Stop--stop--for God's sake, stop! I--I--do not love you.” + +She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh +died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes +fixed upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor. + +“You do not love me?” she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those +words again with your eyes looking into mine?” + +“Do not humiliate me further,” he said. “Have some pity upon me.” + +“No--no; pity is not for me,” she said. “If you spoke the truth when you +said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not love +me.” + +“You say you know me,” he cried, “and yet you think it possible that +I could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and +sympathetic heart has made for your own undoing. Look there--there--into +that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.” + +He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an +exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering +and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark--a +figure attenuated by want and ill-health. + +“Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,” he said, “and you will see +what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which +have been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the +pain they gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in +the future? Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who +have been kinder than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune +that could befall them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I +could be so base.” + +“I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best +worthy of being loved of all men in the world,” said she. “Ah, sir, +cannot you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my +affection for you?” + +“Mary--Mary--this is madness!” + +“Listen to me,” she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I +will put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that +you do not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.” + +There was another pause before he said-- + +“Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an +ordeal? Let me go--let me go.” + +“Not until you answer me--not until I have proved you. Look into my +eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just +now.” + +“Ah, dear child----” + +“You cannot speak those words.” There was another long silence. The +terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words +are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was +maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice +whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood +before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with +expectation. + +He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little +way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and +said slowly-- + +“It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.” + +“That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!” + +She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands. + +He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of +the room--out of the house. + +In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much +of the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy +impulse. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII. + +When he did not return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became +alarmed. He had only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went +out; he had left no line to tell them that he did not mean to return. + +Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the +still-room, he inquired. + +She told him the truth--as much of the truth as she could tell. + +“I am afraid that his running away was due to me,” she said. “If so, I +shall never forgive myself.” + +“What can be your meaning, my dear?” he inquired. “I thought that you +and he had always been the closest friends.” + +“If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,” said +she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance +of Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and +begged of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the +proposal of Colonel Gwyn.” + +“I heard nothing of that,” said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so +I suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and +said something that offended him.” + +She held down her head. + +“You should be ashamed of yourself,” said he “Have you not seen long ago +that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?” + +“I am ashamed of myself,” said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my +harshness.” + +“That will not bring him back,” said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is +always the best of friends who part in this fashion.” + +Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had +so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he +felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and +induce him to return. + +But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came +back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His +face was very grave. + +“I saw the poor fellow,” he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick +Court. He is very ill indeed.” + +“What, too ill to be moved?” she cried. He shook his head. + +“Far too ill to be moved,” he said. “I never saw a man in worse +condition. He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks +before now, and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love +to you and to Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he +says.” + +“His rudeness! his rudeness!” said Katherine, her eyes streaming with +tears. “Oh, my poor friend--my poor friend!” She did not tell her sister +all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very anxious +to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had seen +him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him had +promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change to +the country. + +The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the +postboy's horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a +letter from the doctor. + +No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to +Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting. + +When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained +sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand--poems addressed to her--the +love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long +hopeless years. + +She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart. + +She started up, crying-- + +“Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me--he loves me as I love him--only +his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love--he loves me, +and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have +sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself--nay, he has sacrificed +himself for me--for me!” + +She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands. + +“My dear--dear sister,” said Katherine, “is it possible that +you--you----” + +“That I loved him, do you ask?” cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I +loved him--I love him still--I shall never love any one else, and I am +going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good--God will be good. My +love shall live until I go to him.” + +“My poor child!” said her sister. “I could never have guessed your +secret. Come away. We will go to him together.” + +They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went +together to Brick Court. + +A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs. +Abington. + +“Do not tell me that I am too late--for God's sake say that he still +lives!” cried Mary. + +The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes. + +She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at +the girl, and the girl understood. + +She threw herself into her sister's arms. + +“He is dead!” she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing +that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.” + +“That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the +Presence,” said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but +I know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the +thought of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever +lived. Ah, there was none like him--a man of such sweet simplicity +that every word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his +works; you and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not +less than those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the +Son who on earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.” + +Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her. + +She went with her sister among the weeping men and women--he had been a +friend to all--up the stairs and into the darkened room. + +She threw herself on her knees beside the bed. + +THE END. + + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Jessamy Bride, by Frank Frankfort Moore + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE JESSAMY BRIDE *** + +***** This file should be named 51951-0.txt or 51951-0.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/5/1/9/5/51951/ + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. 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Allan Gilbert + +New York + +Duffield & Company + +1906 + +[Illustration: 0001] + +[Illustration: 0008] + +[Illustration: 0009] + +THE JESSAMY BRIDE + + + + +CHAPTER I. + +Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are +a company of intelligent men--although I allow that we should have +difficulty in proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down +with a Scotchman--and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which +intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on +ignorance and maintained by sophistry." + +"Why, sir," cried Goldsmith, "I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even +the most intelligent of men--whom I take to be myself--is interfered +with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of +another." + +Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in +Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced--with some +care--that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile in +the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn +faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the +conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, +and the latter--as Burke perceived in a moment--was solemn in mimicry of +Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on his chair +and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell turned an +eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so that he +might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon Garrick's +face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right hand that +he put behind his ear. + +Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the +Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious +and unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their +heads in the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces +were identical as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who +is greatly grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures +worked by the same machinery, they turned their heads again toward +Johnson. + +"Sir," said Johnson, "your endeavour to evade the consequences of +maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching +upon mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my +intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I +cannot permit to pass unrebuked." + +"Nay, sir," cried Boswell, eagerly, "I cannot believe that Dr. +Goldsmith's intention was so monstrous." + +"And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a +positive proof that the contrary is the case," roared Johnson. + +"Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence," said Goldsmith. + +"Men have been hanged on less," remarked Burke. "But, to return to the +original matter, I should like to know upon what facts----" + +"Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art +would indeed be a departure," said Goldsmith solemnly. "I cannot +countenance a proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination." + +"And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did +you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?" said +Garrick. + +"Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so--that's not just the +same thing," laughed Goldsmith. + +"Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the +imagination," said Reynolds. "That is the most satisfactory +arrangement." + +"Yes, for the author," said Burke. "Some time ago it was the book which +was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination." + +"These sallies are all very well in their way," said Garrick, "but their +brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that +Dr. Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be +included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses +no more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with +the exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a +statesman--another branch of the same profession--and therefore we are +vitally concerned in the settlement of the question." + +"The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir," said +Johnson. "It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence--nay, even to +Boswell's--that acting is a trick, not a profession--a diversion, not +an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended to the +contrary." + +"It must only have been in sport, sir," said Boswell mildly. + +"Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation," cried Johnson, "but +he has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of +having you as his advocate." + +"Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce +an opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest," said +Goldsmith. "His fine sense of humour----" + +"Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his +return from Corsica?" shouted Johnson. + +"Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you," said Garrick, +"but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of +a wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied +by Mr. Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as +outcasts because we happen to be actors?" + +"Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy," cried Johnson. "And good enough +for you too, you rascal!" + +"And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than +become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury," said Goldsmith. + +"Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who +have relations in the church, to make such an assertion," said Johnson +sternly. "What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in +your estimation?" + +"The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither +could the stage look for another Garrick?" said Goldsmith. + +"Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street +delighted the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did," cried Johnson; and +when he perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay +back in his chair and roared with laughter. + +Reynolds took snuff. + +"Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the +puppets--I heard him myself," said Boswell. + +"That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with +that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle," +said Burke. "You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. +Boswell. But to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; +surely, Dr. Johnson, you will allow that an actor of genius is at least +on a level with a musician of genius." + +"Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will +satisfy you," replied Johnson. + +"Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that +of Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's," said Burke. + +"Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and +Piozzi the ill luck to be an Italian," replied Johnson. "Sir, 't is no +use affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the +arts. I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that +you actually believe what your words would imply." + +"You can take your choice, Mr. Burke," said Goldsmith: "whether you will +have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity." + +"I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, +just as there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really +interesting to me personally," said Garrick, rising; "but the fact is +that I rashly made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for +perhaps twenty minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some +agreement on a matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. +Burke and myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present." + +He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal +education in the days when grace was an art, and left the room. + +"If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I +can bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir," said +Goldsmith. + +"The dog is well enough," said Johnson; "but he has need to be kept in +his place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him +in his place he will tolerate as he does mine." + +"And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?" asked Goldsmith. +"Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders, +as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man, +we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?" + +"Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "your question is as ridiculous as anything you +have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say +a good deal." + +"What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his +attempts to shine," whispered Boswell to Burke. + +"'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice +heard in the neighbourhood of a Niagara," said Burke. + +"Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?" asked Boswell. + +"A Niagara?" said Burke. "Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it +in his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a +Niagara is." + +"Sir," said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in +undertone. "Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World." + + + + +CHAPTER II. + +The conversation took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the +Strand, where the party had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as +good company as usual. There was a general feeling that he had rarely +insulted Boswell so frequently in the course of a single evening--but +then, Boswell had rarely so laid himself open to insult as he had upon +this evening--and when he had finished with the Scotchman, he turned +his attention to Garrick, the opportunity being afforded him by Oliver +Goldsmith, who had been unguarded enough to say a word or two regarding +that which he termed "the art of acting." + +"Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir," cried the great dictator. +"Who gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of +acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler +who kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. +Madame Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight +rope, will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter--nay, every poodle that +dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist." + +It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission +of acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as +Johnson asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; +it was in vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included +among the arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the +standing of artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose +that the tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their +claims to be on a level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of +humanity. Dr. Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to +him most courteously by his friends. + +Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told +Burke he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was +thoroughly Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and +eminently capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements +of a clubable man. + +He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and +in reducing the others of the party to silence--all except Boswell, who, +as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point of +theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after +he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very +successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the +distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over. + +He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what +Dr. Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul. + +"Pray, sir," said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds' +ear-trumpet and his oracle--his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet was +as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. "Pray, sir, is there any evidence +among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of man was +imperishable?" + +"Sir," said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, "there is evidence that +the ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a _memento mori_ +at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry." + +"Well, sir?" said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause. + +"Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such +an object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to +accept the offer of a dinner," said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest +manner. + +Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. +He felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from +Johnson. + +"Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch," he murmured, but in +no deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every +one present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was +necessary for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he +was the recipient. + +"Come, Goldy," cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, "you must +not be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the +better of you in the argument." + +"Argument, sir?" said Goldsmith. "I protest that I was not aware that +any argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's +argument, Doctor." + +"'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. +Boswell, sir," said Johnson, with a twinkle. + +"The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor, +the wolf," muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts +for his Animated Nature. + +At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message +to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious +to obtain permission to join the party. + +"My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?" said +Goldsmith, who appeared to be both surprised and confused. + +"Why, sir," said Boswell, "you have told us more than once that you had +a cousin who was a dignitary of the church." + +"Have I, indeed?" said Goldsmith. "Then I suppose, if I said so, this +must be the very man. A Dean, is he?" + +"Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common +room of a tavern," said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any +sudden addition to his audience of an evening. "If your relation were an +Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give +the order to show him into this room." Goldsmith seemed lost in thought. +He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone +told the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face +undoubtedly wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any +of his friends, before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and +somewhat undersized clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands +and apron of a dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect +carriage that gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was +white, but his eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in +one eye. + +The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. +It contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table +twenty minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, +perceived in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to +that with which Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A +little jerk which the visitor gave in raising his head was laughably +like a motion made by Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow. + +"Gentlemen," said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, "I entreat of +you to be seated." His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's, +although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made +an attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have +regarded him as sincere. "Nay, gentlemen, I insist," continued the +stranger; "you embarrass me with your courtesy." + +"Sir," said Johnson, "you will not find that any company over which I +have the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church." + +"I am the humblest of its ministers, sir," said the stranger, with a +deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation +of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. "Ah! I do not need to ask which +of this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly--I beg your pardon, +Oliver--ah, old times--old times!" He had caught Goldsmith's hands +in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air. +Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of +a smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long +silence that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an +element of pathos. + +Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing +all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was +now worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise. + +"I ask your pardon, sir," he said, gravely, "but--sir, I am a +painter--my name is Reynolds--and--well, sir, the family resemblance +between you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith--a resemblance that +perhaps only a painter's eye could detect--seemed to me so extraordinary +as you stood together, that----" + +"Not another word, sir, I entreat of you," cried the visitor. "My +cousin Oliver and I have not met for--how many years is it, Nolly? Not +eleven--no, it cannot be eleven--and yet----" + +"Ah, sir," said Oliver, "time is fugitive--very fugitive." + +He shook his head sadly. + +"I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the +wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase," said the stranger. +"But you must present me to your friends, Noll--Oliver, I mean. You, +sir"--he turned to Reynolds--"have told me your name. Am I fortunate +enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there can be no +doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am your +servant. And you, sir"--he turned to Burke--"I seem to have seen your +face somewhere--it is strangely familiar----" + +"That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir," said Goldsmith. He was rapidly +recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of +pride, as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The +clergyman made precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying---- + +"What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty--the friend of the +people?" + +"The same, sir," said Oliver. "He is, besides, the friend of Oliver +Goldsmith." + +"Then he is my friend also," said the clergyman. "Sir, to be in a +position to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life." + +"You do me great honor, sir," said Burke. + +Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr. +Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so +far neglected. + +"Mr. Burke, you are our countryman--Oliver's and mine--and I know you +are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have a talk +with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?" + +"With all my power, sir," said Burke. "Give me your hand again, sir. +Mrs. Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an +honour upon the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about." + +"You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do +you work with your arm that way?" + +"There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean," said Oliver. + +"They can wait," cried Mr. Dean. "They are certain to be inferior to Mr. +Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel +mortified at what I have said." + +"This is Mr. Boswell, sir," said Goldsmith. + +"Mr. Boswell--of where, sir?" + +"Mr. Boswell, of--of Scotland, sir." + +"Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. +Your clergymen might be better employed, Mr.--Mr.----" + +"Boswell, sir." + +"Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you +ever visit your country again--a remote possibility, from all that I can +learn of your countrymen." + +"Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'----" began +Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger. + +"What, you would condone his offence?" he cried. "The fact of your +having a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still +sadly lax in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better." + +"And this is Dr. Johnson, sir," said Goldsmith in tones of triumph. + +His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table, +bowing profoundly. + +"Dr. Johnson," he cried, "I have long desired to meet you, sir." + +"I am your servant, Mr. Dean," said Johnson, towering above him as he +got--somewhat awkwardly--upon his feet. "No gentleman of your cloth, +sir--leaving aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in +the church to which you have attained--fails to obtain my respect." + +"I am glad of that, sir," said the Dean. "It shows that you, though +a Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal +on behalf of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not +disposed to relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration +for the church." + +"Sir," said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face. +"Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. +I am not a Non-conformist--on the contrary, I would give the rogues no +quarter." + +"Sir," said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke +to a subordinate. "Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened +country and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you +in the company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe +that you were the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of +conscience. I regret that I was mistaken." + +"Sir!" cried Goldsmith, in great consternation--for Johnson was rendered +speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, instead +of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. "Sir, this is the +great Dr. Johnson--nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one." + +"'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the +weak," said the clergyman, smiling. "Well, well, we will take the honest +gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one +sense: he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one +scale. To such greatness we would do well to bow." + +"Heavens, sir!" said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in +it. "Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?" + +"Alas! sir," said the stranger, "I am but a country parson. I cannot be +expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course, +Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, +Mr.--Mr.--ah! you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though +I doubt not you are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you +written that entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence +of such gentlemen as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and--I add with +pride--Oliver Goldsmith?" + +"I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir," muttered Boswell. + +"And he has doubtless greatness enough--avoirdupois--to serve for both! +Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to speak for +himself, tell me what he has written." + +"He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of +Corsica," said Goldsmith, with some stammering. + +"And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy +altitude in literature?" + +"You are surely jesting, sir," said Goldsmith. "The world is familiar +with Dr. Johnson's Dictionary." + +"Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no +need for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the +work appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?" + +[Illustration: 0037] + +But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up +a volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown +and Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his +wont, until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose. + +"Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them +with greater tenderness," said the clergyman. "I would fain hope that +the purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the +work of others. When did he bring out his dictionary?" + +"Eighteen years ago," said Oliver. + +"And what books has he written within the intervening years?" + +"He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of +our authors." + +"Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past +eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, +cousin, have written many works that the world would not willingly be +without; and I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable +list; but your friend--oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!--he is no true +worker in literature, or he would--nay, he could not, have remained idle +all these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not +use his pen?" + +"He has a pension from the King, sir," stuttered Oliver. "I tell you, +sir, he is the most learned man in Europe." + +"His is a sad case," said the clergyman. "To refrain from administering +to him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious +duty." He took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. +Goldsmith fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's +jaw fell; Burke and Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. "Dr. +Johnson," said the stranger, "I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman +to urge upon you to amend your way of life." + +"Sir," shouted Johnson, "if you were not a clergyman I would say that +you were a very impertinent fellow!" + +"Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience--if you have +one--tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure the +knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this +room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have +acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you +have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a +friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your +friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips, +though they are workers--not without honour--at that profession of +letters which you despise--nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you did not +despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your life +to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that a +pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread +of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. +Johnson, if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think +you will be regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those +tavern dinners at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down +all who differ from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your +love of idleness and your intolerance? That is the question which I +leave with you; I pray you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my +leave of you. Gentlemen, Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have +not spoken in vain." + +He made a general bow--an awkward bow--and walked with some dignity to +the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the room. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + + +When he had disappeared, the room was very silent. + +Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face +buried in his hands, started up, crying out, "'Rasse-las, Prince +of Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he +published 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?" He ran to the door and +opened it, calling downstairs: "'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!" +"Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia'!" + +"Sir!" came the roar of Dr. Johnson. "Close that door and return to your +chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect +which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave +decently." + +Goldsmith shut the door. + +"I did you a gross injustice, sir," said he, returning slowly to the +table. "I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book +since your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the +moment I forgot your 'Rasselas.'" + +"If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force +of your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith," said Johnson. "If I am +suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small +volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my +industry." + +"Those who know you, sir," cried Goldsmith, "do not need any evidence of +your industry. As for that man----" + +"Let the man alone, sir," thundered Johnson. + +"Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?" said Boswell. + +"Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next +to a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; +and, in the third place, he was justified in his remarks." + +"Oh, no, sir," said Boswell. "We deny your generous plea of +justification. Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written +even within the year." + +"Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the--well, the less I think of +them, if you will allow me the paradox," said Johnson. "Sir, the man +is right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey +my compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can +forgive him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my +Dictionary. Pray what is his name, sir?" + +"His name, sir, his name?" faltered Goldsmith. + +"Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name," said Johnson. + +"His name, sir, is--is--God help me, sir, I know not what is his name." + +"Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell +tells me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did +so in a spirit of boasting, you erred." + +For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said +in a low tone: + +"The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean." + +"Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it," cried Boswell. "You boasted +of him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too." + +"Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith," said Burke with a smile. + +"His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of +nature are maintained when one hears his voice," remarked Goldsmith in a +low tone. + +"Here comes Mr. Garrick himself," said Reynolds as the door was opened +and Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced +to the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. +"Mr. Garrick is an impartial witness on this point." + +"Whatever he may be on some other points," remarked Burke. + +"Gentlemen," said Garrick, "you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than +you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May +I inquire the reason of the difference?" + +"You may not, sir!" shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to +acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that +it would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he +knew that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick +were to hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene +for the entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had +heard more than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield +had created by his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, +played an important part. He had been congratulating himself upon the +fortunate absence of the actor during the visit of the clergyman. + +"You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir," he repeated, as Garrick looked +with a blank expression of interrogation around the company. + +"Sir," said Boswell, "my veracity is called in question." + +"What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues +that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?" cried Johnson. + +"Nay, sir, one question," said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed. +"Mr. Garrick--have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for a +relative?" + +"Why, no, sir," replied Garrick; "but I heard him say that he had a +brother who deserved to be a Dean." + +"And so I had," cried Goldsmith. "Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My +poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago." + +"I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is +concerned," said Johnson; "but it seemed to me that some of the man's +gestures--nay, some of the tones of his voice as well--resembled those +of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table noticed +the similarity to which I allude." + +"I certainly noticed it," cried Boswell eagerly. + +"Your evidence is not admissible, sir," said Johnson. "What does Sir +Joshua Reynolds say?" + +"Why, sir," said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, +"I confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as +regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he +was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence." + +"But if not, sir, how can you account for----" + +Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson. + +"Be silent, sir," he thundered. "If you have left your manners in +Scotland in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for +the gift was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country +in that respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken +touching this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in +the light of a personal affront." + +After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said: + +"I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the +past half-hour than any of this company." + +"Well, Davy," said Johnson, "the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly +dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, +sir, and of what nature was your diversion?" + +"Sir," said Garrick, "I have been with a poet." + +"So have we, sir--with the greatest poet alive--the author of 'The +Deserted Village'--and yet you enter to find us immoderately glum," said +Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he did not +regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he quite +believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the +relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds. + +"Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith," said Garrick. +"Mine was only a sort of poet." + +"And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?" asked Boswell. + +"A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry," replied +Garrick. + +He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment +for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who +was anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just +written. The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house +in the Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was +short, it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated +by Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree. + +"A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman--he wore +the bands and apron of a Dean," he continued, "not seeming to notice the +little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man +grasped me by the arm," he continued, "doubtless recognising me from +my portraits--for he said he had never seen me act--and then began an +harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however, +that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction +than my neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, +gentlemen, he took it quite as a family grievance." Suddenly he paused, +and looked around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest +were grave. A thought seemed to strike the narrator. "What!" he cried, +"it is not possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, +the Dean, regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'t is +an extraordinary coincidence that I should have encountered +him--unless--good heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here +when I had thrown him off?" + +"Sir," cried Oliver, "I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no +Dean, entered this room!" + +"Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court +on your return," said Garrick. "Oh, yes, Doctor!--a small man with the +family bow of the Goldsmiths--something like this." He gave a comical +reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman. + +"I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of +mine," protested Goldsmith. + +"And let that be the end of the matter," declared Johnson, with no lack +of decisiveness in his voice. + +"Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman +again," laughed Garrick. "I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was +endeavouring to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version +of 'The Deserted Village'--he said he had the version at his lodging, +and meant to read it to his cousin--I ask your pardon, sir, but he said +'cousin.'" + +"Sir, let us have no more of this--cousin or no cousin," roared Johnson. + +"That is my prayer, sir--I utter it with all my heart and soul," said +Garrick. "It was about my poet I meant to speak--my poet and his play. +What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as the +subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?" + +"I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme +of theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that +scoundrel Foote," said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite +himself again, and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with +that finality which carried conviction with it--yes, to James Boswell. + +For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details +of his interview with the poet who--according to his account--had +designed the drama of "Otaheite" in order to afford Garrick an +opportunity of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in +feathers, and beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while +he delivered a series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to +Mars, Vulcan and Diana. + +"The monarch was especially devoted to Diana," said Garrick. "My poet +explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to +his advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; +and when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite +could know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea +Islanders were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights +in the Pagan mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that +the Romans should claim a monopoly of Diana." + +Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's +contention was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief +to his mind to have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the +argument, though he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in +the poet's argument. + +He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the +question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion +of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman +mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an +hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the +force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick, +originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his +tragedy. + +When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson +apart--greatly to the pique of Boswell--and said-- + +"Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you +will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from +you." + +"You deserve no favour, Goldy," said Johnson, laying his hand on the +little man's shoulder, "and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants +you one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your +debtor. Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting +you a favour." + +"You say everything better than any living man, sir," cried Goldsmith. +"How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you +suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am +anxious to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I +have written and Mr. Colman is about to produce." + +"Dr. Goldsmith," said Johnson, "we have been good friends for several +years now." + +"Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir." + +"Undoubtedly, sir--long before you became recognised as the most +melodious of our poets--the most diverting of our play-writers. I wrote +the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for your +second--nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and if it be +damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my tragedy of +'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. Goldsmith." + +Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in +his eyes and his voice as he said-- + +"Your generosity overpowers me, sir." + + + + +CHAPTER IV. + +Boswell, who was standing to one side watching---his eyes full of +curiosity and his ears strained to catch by chance a word--the little +scene that was being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care +that Johnson should be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's +house necessitated a walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; +but this was nothing to Boswell, who had every confidence in his own +capability to extract from his great patron some account of the secrets +which had been exchanged in the corner. + +For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object--nay, +when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch, +Johnson turned upon him, saying-- + +"Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell +you that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, +woman or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be +a friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, +who had every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by +you, sir." + +Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his +good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month +of inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during +the summer. + +The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the +Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house +in Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through +Goldsmith's, and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was +very eloquent in his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, +he said, in spite of the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an +impostor calling himself his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to +receive the dedication of the new comedy. Burke, who understood the +temperament of his countryman, felt that he himself might surpass in +eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he took for his text the magnanimity +of the author of "The Good Natured Man." He, however, refrained from the +attempt to prove to his companion that there were other ways by which a +man could gain a reputation for generosity than by permitting the most +distinguished writer of the age to dedicate a comedy to him. + +Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits, +quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds +was as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at +a corner so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of +ear-shot, he laid his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he +said-- + +"You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best +friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy--the greatest +genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, and there +never will be another such." + +"Sir," said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon +his face, every gesture that he made corresponding. "Sir, I protest that +you are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, +but as for the rascality--well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both +a great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for +example, but----" + +"Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a +device as that bow which you made, Davy," said Reynolds. "It presented +before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths--all made in the same fashion +as our friend on in front, and all striving---and not unsuccessfully, +either--to maintain the family tradition of the Goldsmith bow. And +then your imitation of your imitation of the same movement--how did we +contain ourselves--Burke and I?" + +"You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?" said Garrick. + +"I'm convinced that he did." + +"But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope." + +"You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was +tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man." + +"You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not +certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to +him and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson +and never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue." + +"You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain, +David." + +"It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, +my friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant, +Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are +others who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man +to offer an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects." + +"He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy." + +"And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to +attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a +man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow +a bad word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole +dozen could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our +friend Mr. Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of +generosity because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at +them, but preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I +would rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of +a dozen yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such +as Bunbury. On the same principle, I have no particular liking to be +preserved to make sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that +literary three-decker, Johnson." + +"I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old +schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else." + +"That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up +my mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an +actor being a degrading-one--about an actor being on the level with a +fiddler--nay, one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old +schoolmaster a more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it +is probable that he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain +truths which were told to him by the Dean." + +"And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to +Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled +by that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking +characteristics of the Goldsmith family." + +"Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour--declaring that he had +never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?" + +"Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were +magnanimous, David--as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an arm, +plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a grain +or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I have +seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest +commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal +force the immorality of the whole proceeding." + +They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith +and Burke--the former still talking eagerly--having waited for them to +come up. + +"Gentlemen," said Reynolds, "you have all gone out of your accustomed +way to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some +refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an +opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady +Betty Hamilton." + +"_O matre pulchra filia pulchrior_" said Goldsmith; but there was not +much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been +the loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of +Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll. + +Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's +servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out +by the servant. + +He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick. + +"Ah, my dear Sir Joshua," he cried, "I have to entreat your forgiveness +for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your +absence." + +"Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration," said Sir Joshua. +"I cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither." + +"The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the +picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made +a point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside +when she commences to catechise a poor man, sir." + +"I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself +to your Lordship's eye," said Sir Joshua. + +"The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua," said the young man, but +with no great show of ardour. "It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also +a beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side +of the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick--two birds with the one stone, you +know?" + +"True, sir," said Garrick. "Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise." + +"That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play," said the young +man. "Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at +the Pantheon to-night." + +"Is it not a mask?" said Garrick. + +"Nay, finer sport even than that," laughed the youth. "We are going to +do more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in +twenty years, sir." + +"At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?" inquired Garrick. + +"Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen," +cried Lord Stanley. "Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be +acquainted with them?" + +"Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith," said Garrick. + +"I have often longed for that privilege," said Lord Stanley, bowing +in reply to the salutation of the others. "Mr. Burke's speech on the +Marriage Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always +been my favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, +Dr. Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so +distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me +invite you all to the Pantheon--here are tickets to the show. You will +give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night when +Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced." + +"Alas, my Lord," said Garrick, "that privilege will be in the hands of +Mr. Col-man." + +"What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless, +you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to +act my part. But we shall meet there, I trust." + +He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with +an air of mystery. + +"What does he mean?" asked Reynolds. + +"That is what I have been asking myself," replied Garrick. "By heavens, +I have it!" he cried after a pause of a few moments. "I have heard +rumours of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers +of the Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of +Vauxhall and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the +entrance of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the +leader of the scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also +one of the plot. Let us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss +being-present for the world." + +"I am not so eager," said Sir Joshua. "I have my work to engage me early +in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to +be on foot." + +"I have not, thank heaven!" cried Garrick; "nor has Dr. Goldsmith, +I'll swear. As for Burke--well, being a member of Parliament, he is a +seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President." + +"We need a frolic," cried Goldsmith. "God knows we had a dull enough +dinner at the Crown and Anchor." + +"An Irishman and a frolic are like--well, let us say like Lady Betty and +your macaw, Sir Joshua," said Burke. "They go together very naturally." + + + + +CHAPTER V. + +Sir Joshua entered his house, and the others hastened northward to the +Oxford road, where the Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a +year for the entertainment of the fashionable world--a more fashionable +world, it was hoped, than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh +and Vauxhall. From a hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and +fashion sought their entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly +Rooms when the weather failed to allow of their meeting at the two great +public gardens. But as the government of the majority of these places +invariably became lax--there was only one Beau Nash who had the +cleverness to perceive that an autocracy was the only possible form of +government for such assemblies--the committee of the Pantheon determined +to frame so strict a code of rules, bearing upon the admission of +visitors, as should, they believed, prevent the place from falling to +the low level of the gardens. + +In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda, +there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically +excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to +maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the +most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed +to enter. + +The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions +as eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were +sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going +to those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such +persons understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be +optimists in regard to the question of the possibility of combining +Puritanism and promiscuous entertainments terminating long after +midnight. They hailed the arrival of the time when innocent recreation +would not be incompatible with the display of the richest dresses or the +most sumptuous figures. + +But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on +the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The +best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that +the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them +published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks +artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility +of actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually +scandalous. + +While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and +declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their +resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who +affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying +out of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make +the management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in +endeavouring to discriminate between the classes of their patrons. + +When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the +thoroughfare was then called, the result of this meeting was making +itself felt. The road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for +something unusual to occur, though of what form it was to assume no +one seemed to be aware. The crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They +cheered heartily every coach that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed +ladies to the Pantheon and to other and less public entertainments. +They waved their hats over the chairs which, similarly burdened, went +swinging along between the bearers, footmen walking on each side +and link-boys running in advance, the glare of their torches giving +additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows who had the +chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an officer of the +Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and occasionally a +jostling match took place between some supercilious young beau and the +apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force his way. +More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of the +lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the +next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing +with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury. +Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, +drew his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the +crowd. It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a +space was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was +thrown to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy +dropped upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the +crowd cheered and jeered in turn. + +At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the +frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a +dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to +use both. + +But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, +all the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, +and there was a cry of, "Here they come--here she comes--a cheer for +Mrs. Baddeley!" + +"O Lord," cried Garrick, "they have gone so far as to choose Sophia +Baddeley for their experiment!" + +"Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees," said Goldsmith. +"They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. +Baddeley. There are many gradations in colour between black and white." + +"But not between black and White's," said Burke. "This notion is well +worthy of the wit of White's." + +"Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of," said +Garrick. "But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it +cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse." + +"That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene +as this," said Burke. "Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week +after to-night." + +"By my soul!" cried Goldsmith, "she looks as if she would give double +that sum to be safe at home in bed." + +The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley, +the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way +through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance +in front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold +and silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of +gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, +and they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one +side was the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. +Hanger, equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was +immediately behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of +the lady's escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage. + +The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was +seated, smiling----"Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley," Burke +remarked. + +"Oh, yes," cried Goldsmith, "she was always the better actress. I am +fortunate in having her in my new comedy." + +"The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington," said +Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for +several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress. + +"And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of +the Duchesses," said Burke. + +"My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's +sway," said Garrick. "I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band +will emancipate him." + +"If so he is in error," said Burke. "The Duchess of Argyll will never +let him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady +Betty." + +"Till then, do you say?" said Goldsmith. "Faith, sir, if he fancies he +will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had +a very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady +is most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to +Reynolds." + +The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to +Lady Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be +a _fait accompli_; but there were rumours that the young man had of +late been making an effort to release himself--that it was only with +difficulty the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon +her daughter, whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds. + +The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the +crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and +friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of +dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also +gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were +plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon. + +It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession +that a voice cried-- + +"Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow +them to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!" The +discordant note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment +a seasonable one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town. + +The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up +a shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a +Methodist service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with +which the early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another +direction a ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as +well as men; but above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the +preacher was heard. + +"By my soul," said Garrick, "that effect is strikingly dramatic. I +should like to find some one who would give me a play with such a +scene." + +A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in +the act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned +suddenly round. + +"I'll take your order, sir," he cried. "Only you will have to pay me +handsomely." + +"What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the +escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?" said Garrick. + +"Hush, man, for Heaven's sake," cried Captain Horneck--Goldsmith's +"Captain in lace." + +"If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he +would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to +my Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would +happen." Then he turned to Goldsmith. "Come along, Nolly, my friend," he +cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; "if you want a scene for +your new comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not +wearing the peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to +be resisted, whatever you wear." + +"You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain," said +Goldsmith. "I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs +stop at the porch of the Pantheon." + +"As a matter of course you will come," said young Horneck. "Let us +hasten out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin +to preach!" + +He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his +arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as +they could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his +companion, that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but +for the fact that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord +Albemarle, and that his mother had entreated him not to do anything that +might jeopardise the match. + +"You are more discreet than Lord Stanley," said Garrick. + +"Nay," said Goldsmith. "'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the +means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort +would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that +his act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess." + +"You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly," said the Captain. +"Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole. +But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty +and the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself." + +"Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming," said Burke. + + + + +CHAPTER VI. + +The party found, on approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being +under the guidance of Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have +had considerable difficulty getting near the porch of the building, +where the crowds were most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed +his way quite good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the +people, and was followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little +way behind. But as soon as the latter couple came within the light of +the hundred lamps which hung around the porch, they were recognised and +cheered by the crowd, who made a passage for them to the entrance just +as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was set down. + +The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed +in front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a +line on each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped +out--she could not be persuaded to do so for some time--and walked +between the ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered +the points of their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy +than they would have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at +that period were doing their best to obtain some recognition. + +Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the "business" of the part which she had +to play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding +herself confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick +standing at one side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he +bowed with exquisite irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit +was too much for her. Forgetting that she was playing the part of a +_grande dame_, she turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her +hands--one holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan--crying-- + +"La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's +the prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?" + +"Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production," said Garrick +gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the +porch. + +The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely +serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan +collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the +side of the lady. + +"Madam," he cried, "honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon. +What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady +visitor?" he shouted to the liveried porter. + +"Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter," +replied the man. + +"Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter," said the young +gentleman. "Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay." + +"I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir," replied the man. + +"Nay, Mr. Hanger," replied the frightened actress, "I wish not to be the +cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair." + +"Gentlemen," cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, "I know that it is not +your will that we should come in active contest with the representatives +of authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that +our honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?" When +the cries of assent came to an end he continued, "Then, sirs, the +responsibility for bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords +to the front! You will touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. +Should a constable assault any of this company you will run him through +without mercy. Now, gentlemen." + +In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and +in that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few +moments stood irresolute, but then--the points of a dozen swords were +within a yard of their breasts--lowered their staves and slipped quietly +aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt to +withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily +went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart. + +To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from +the thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort +walked through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being +sheathed at the entrance. + +It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the +rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some +of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to +look scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave +the assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose +first husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively +plain, in spite of their masks of paint and powder. + +The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of +her daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been +twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess +of Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of +a body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob +anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had +no touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her +complexion, and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add +to their silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the +cold whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. +The solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that +she made with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that +lovely woman. + +Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were +small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the +Duchess's elegance and distinction. + +Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at +the lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her +body guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, +they exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess +even smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster +shrugged her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a +Frenchwoman. + +Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance +also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying-- + +"Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set +her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be +frightened away." + +Captain Horneck had gone up to his _fiancee_. + +"You were not in that creature's train, I hope," said the lady. + +"I? Dear child, for what do you take me?" he said. "No, I certainly was +not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith." + +"If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven +you the impropriety," said she. + +(She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than +a year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.) + +By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and +now returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where +Mrs. Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers. + +"Madam," said Lord Conway, "these gentlemen are anxious to offer you +their sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and +to express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour +them by your patronage." + +And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the +management, with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling +actress. + +"And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton," said Lord Stanley. "She +agreed to wait in her chair until this matter was settled." + +"She can take very good care of herself," said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat +curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to +underrate the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to +divide the honours attached to her position with another woman, much +less with one who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. +"Mrs. Abington is a little timid, my Lord," she continued; "she may not +find herself quite at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, +to be sure; but for my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better +taste." + +But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was +conveyed to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of +the honours which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, +and when this news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through +the porch to the side of her sister actress. + +And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll +and Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two +actresses, offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them +frequently at the assemblies in the rotunda. + +The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the +condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged +their shoulders once more. + +Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was +disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew +that the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the +Duchess's daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity +of mothers with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible +suitors were growing scarce? + +Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played +under his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, +and he was compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more +highly finished exhibition of this form of art. + +His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs. +Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he +liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to +remain in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious +to see what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and +his friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the +part of the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, +he heard a merry voice behind him saying-- + +"Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the +Pantheon?" + +"Nay," cried another voice, "Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing +of a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth +century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on +the Oxford road." + +He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a +handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised. + +"Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride--and my sweet Little Comedy!" he cried, as +the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act +of making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and +Katherine--the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. "Mrs. Horneck, madam, +I am your servant--and don't I look your servant, too," he added, +remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress. + +"You look always the same good friend," said the lady. + +"Nay," laughed Mrs. Bunbury, "if he were your servant he would take +care, for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it +is not that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something +gorgeous. What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?" + +(His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and +Bun-burys.) + +"Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your +company, madam," said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. "But +a peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after +to-night." He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses +and their admirers. + +Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down. + +"The air is tainted," said Goldsmith, solemnly. + +"Yes," said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. "'T is as you +say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh." + +"I said not so, madam," cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. "As +amusing---amusing----" + +"As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you," +protested Little Comedy. "Were they not, Mary?" + +"Oh, undoubtedly those were his words--only he did not utter them," +replied the Jessamy Bride. + +"There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such +witnesses!" said Mrs. Bunbury. + +"I could deny nothing to two such faces," said Goldsmith, "even though +one of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius +weeping over the Pantheon." + +"And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for +it?" she inquired, with her chin in the air. + +"Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear," +said Goldsmith. + +"Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be," cried the young +lady. + +"Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be," said +Oliver. + +"That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good," +remarked Mary. + +"And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the +Pantheon without the knowledge of his biographer," cried her sister, +with an air of worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well +qualified to be an exponent. + +"'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom," said Goldsmith. + +"Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to +the Royal Academy of Arts," said a lady who had come up with Burke at +that moment--a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every +movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour. + +Goldsmith bowed low--again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which +Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest +unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot. + +"In the presence of Mrs. Thrale," Goldsmith began, but seeing the +ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and +the compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur. + +"Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr. +Goldsmith?" said Mrs. Thrale. + +"Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by +declining to argue out the matter with you," said the Professor of +Ancient History. + +Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's +quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed +in her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention +to the words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, +moreover, declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in +accepting her patronage. + +She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms--most +of which had been said at least once before--at the expense of the +Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more +busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the +injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her _jeux d'esprit_, +she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the +benefit of her remarks. + +Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, +pointing out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, +suddenly turning in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing +behind her mother, the jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the +expression of dismay--worse than dismay--which was on the girl's face as +she gazed across the rotunda. + + + + +CHAPTER VII. + +Goldsmith followed the direction of her eyes and saw that their object +was a man in the uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. +Abingdon. He was a showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence +of some dissipated years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his +bearing. + +Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck +and gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant--only for an +instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to +the girl across the room. + +Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become +white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after +the lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy +of feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been +a witness of a _rencontre_ which evidently was painful to her; but +he spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely +noticeable imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; +and, professing himself woefully ignorant as to the _personnel_ of the +majority of the people who were present, inquired first what was the +name of a gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently +interested ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that +elaborate bow. + +Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, +but after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head. + +"I have never seen him before," she said. "I don't think he can be +any one in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually +nobodies--until we come to know them." + +"That is quite reasonable," said he. "It is a distinction to become your +friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor +at the Academy are forgotten." + +His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her +attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse. + +"Heavens, child!" she whispered to her, "what is the matter with you?" + +"What should be the matter with me?" said Mary. "What, except--oh, this +place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and +well ventilated at all times!" + +"My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air," said +Bunbury. + +"No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a +moment," said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. "For heaven's +sake don't stare so, child," she added to her sister, making a pitiful +attempt to laugh. + +"But, my dear----" began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by Mary. + +"Nay," she cried, "I will not have our mother alarmed, and--well, every +one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the faintness +has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's company? +Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a fuss. +Lend me your arm, if you please." + +"With all pleasure in life," cried Oliver. + +He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how +greatly she was trembling. + +When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister +and Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that, +immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer +who had bowed to her. + +"Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend," she said. "Take me +somewhere--some place away from here--any place away from here." + +He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one +sconce with wax candles was alight. + +"Why should you tremble, my dear girl?" said he. "What is there to be +afraid of? I am your friend--you know that I would die to save you from +the least trouble." + +"Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?" she cried. "I am in no +trouble--only for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you +did not come in the bloom-tinted coat after all." + +He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was +broken only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's +song--the hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the +rotunda and around the galleries. + +At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying-- + +"I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend--I wonder what +you think of your Jessamy Bride." + +"I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear," said he tenderly. +"But if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may +be able to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a +moment. Why, what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry +in France together?" + +"Nothing--nothing has happened--I give you my word upon it," she +said. "Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be +frightened--no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, have +not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could not +understand--psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. Goldsmith; +girls are foolish creatures." + +"Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?" +said he. "Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? +Think if it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs +are concerned, but I feel that for others--for you, my dear--ah, child, +don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its +poignancy is blunted?" + +"I have never had consolation except from you," said the girl. "But +this--this--oh, my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's +soul to enable you to write those lines-- + + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly, + + And finds too late. . . '?" + +There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to +his forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked +slowly away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than +a dozen steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of +indecision, hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying-- + +"I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good." + +"Yes," she said; "it is only a woman who can think everything that is +evil about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their +own destruction, but by women." + +She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again. + +"Let us go away," she said. "I am sick of this place. There is no corner +of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever +any singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! +I would pay fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her +efforts." Her laugh had a shrill note that caused it to sound very +pitiful to the man who heard it. + +He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was +standing with Burke and her son. + +"I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song," said Mrs. +Horneck. "We have been entranced with its melody." + +"Oh, no; I have missed no note of it--no note. Was there ever anything +so delicious--so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went homeward, +mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari." + +"At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!" +said Burke. "It is the young miss in these days who insists on her +mother's keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!" + +"Mary was always a wise little person," said Mrs. Horneck. + +"Wise? Oh, let us go home!" said the girl wearily. + +"Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called," said her +mother. + +Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the +janitor to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach. + +He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder +lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the +girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could +hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny. + +The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went +out into the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While +Goldsmith was in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was +furtively glancing around, and before she had got into a position for +seating herself by the side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so +clumsy a way that several of the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, +bowing awkwardly, and, to crown his stupidity, he turned round so +rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran violently full-tilt against a +gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to the side of the chariot as if +to take leave of the ladies. + +The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and +staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until +the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered +wig, was barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his +awkwardness. + +"Curse you for a lout!" cried the officer. + +Goldsmith put his hat on his head. + +"Look you, sir!" he said. "I have offered you my humblest apologies for +the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to +say as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir--Oliver +Goldsmith--and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that we +are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you +may be." + +The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging +cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, +shouted "Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke +forever!" For both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as +they were in society. + +While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman, +in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders, +stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. +Then he turned to his opponent, saying-- + +"Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you +can let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe." + +"Or if it suits you better, sir," said another gentleman coming to +Goldsmith's side, "you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord +Clare." + +"My Lord," cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, "I have no +quarrel with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in +the heat of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman +might not make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I +have the honour to wish your Lordship good-night." + +He bowed and made his exit. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII. + +When Goldsmith reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting +him a letter from Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let +him know that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his +comedy which had been in rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, +felt they were right in doing so, as the failure of the piece was so +inevitable. He hoped that Dr. Goldsmith would be discreet enough to +sanction its withdrawal while its withdrawal was still possible. + +He read this letter--one of several which he had received from Colman +during the week prophesying disaster--without impatience, and threw it +aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save the +expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken +his lines-- + + "When lovely woman stoops to folly, + + And finds too late...." + +"Too late----" She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had broken, +as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had broken, +when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is enshrined for +all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress of tears. It +would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in her eyes. +Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice.... + +What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl +who had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other +human being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had +shown themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing +himself on the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when +Little Comedy married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him +which had begun at Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he +spent at the Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his +life. + +But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his "Jessamy +Bride," drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt +from the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature--that +in her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy +which he sought. More than once she had proved to him that she +recognised the greatness of his nature--his simplicity, his generosity, +the tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his +trustfulness, that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his +intolerance of hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was +the note of the most successful productions of the day. Above all, +he felt that she recognised his true attitude in relation to English +literature. If he was compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order +to earn his daily bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English +literature. How nobly he discharged this debt his "Traveller," "The +Vicar of Wakefield," "The Deserted Village," and "The Good Natured +Man" testified at intervals. He felt that he was the truest poet, the +sincerest dramatist, of the period, and he never allowed the work which +he was compelled to do for the booksellers to turn him aside from his +high aims. + +It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood +what his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of +the world. She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she +understood him and sympathised with him. + +As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of +her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the +time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied +her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered +how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a +long visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look +of gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her +with a letter. "The Vicar of Wakefield" was the book, and she had said-- + +"You can never, never know what it has been to me--what it has done +for me." Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude--of +affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes +had overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not +be easily severed. + +[Illustration: 0105] + +But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's +song. + +What was he to think of her? + +One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, +on glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had +changed from one of merriment to one of despair--the despair of a bird +that finds itself in the net of the fowler. + +What was he to think of her? + +He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of +her, but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt +certain, brought about her change of mood. + +It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to +guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him +going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest +means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep +the man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most +rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose. + +Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary +it had proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the +girls, and he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to +regard the occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run +the man through some vital part. + +What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the +very sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, +and his too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number +of answers to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no +ill of her. He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly +good. He felt that her concern was on account of some one else who +might be in the power of that man. He knew how generous she was--how +sympathetic. He had told her some of his own troubles, and though he did +so lightly, as was his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing +of them. Might it not then be that the trouble which affected her was +not her own, but another's? + +Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the +incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind. + +Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow +whose appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had +escaped with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an +ordinary shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how +he had declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a +man he would have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but +design, and would have been ready to fight. + +Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of +the man would be a step in the right direction. + +It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the +morning that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which +contained some unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the +details of the news, but he was certain that on receiving it he had a +definite idea that it was unpleasant. When he now read Colman's +letter for the second time he found that his recollection of his first +impression was not at fault. It was just his luck: no man was in the +habit of writing more joyous letters or receiving more depressing than +Goldsmith. + +He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable +mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those +to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He +could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said, +dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the +stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best +interests to be connected with a failure. + +This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith. + +"Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has +not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?" he said. + +"It might be in respect to most plays, sir," replied Colman; "but in +regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to +anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in +this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy." + +"I shall try to bear both with fortitude," said Goldsmith quietly, +though he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his +gratuitous predictions of failure--predictions which from the first his +attitude in regard to the play had contributed to realise. "I should +like to have a talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward," he added. + +"They are in the green room," said the manager. "I must say that I was +in hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work +would enable you to see your way to withdraw it." + +"I decline to withdraw it, sir," said Goldsmith. + +"I have been a manager now for some years," said Colman, "and, speaking +from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without +hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so +complete a disaster as this, sir. Why,'t is like no other comedy that +was ever wrote." + +"That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to +appreciate," said Goldsmith. "Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that +what the people want nowadays is a novelty?" + +"Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of +yours is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's +the novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, +sir, the bringing on of that vulgar young boor--what's the fellow's +name?--Lumpkin, in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the +refinement and sensibility of the period--the fellow who talks of his +bear only dancing to the genteelest of tunes--all this, Dr. Goldsmith, +I pledge you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an +early fall of the curtain." + +"An early fall of the curtain?" + +"Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene +beyond that of your pothouse to be set." + +"Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not +a pothouse." + +"The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace." + +"Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not +apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad +through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit. +Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play." + +"Of _your_ play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a +share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for +having anything to do with its production." + +"If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in +respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act +with the cruelty of a step-father towards it." + +Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's +office and went to the green room. + + + + +CHAPTER IX. + +The attitude of Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping +with the traditions of the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it +so contrary to the traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like +the rest of his profession--not even excepting Garrick--possessed only a +small amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented +to them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his +own acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted +blank verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional +lines, with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack +of human nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and +he could see no reason why he should substitute for them anything more +natural. He had no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure +a comedy founded upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious +sentimentality of an artificial age. + +He had produced "The Good Natured Man" some years before, and had made +money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who +had condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that +play were still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading +characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but +actually intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named +provisionally "The Mistakes of a Night," he at first declined to have +anything to do with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential +friends--friends who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised +his genius when he was living in a garret and before he had written +anything beyond a few desultory essays--and they brought all their +influence to bear upon the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the +comedy, but laid it aside for several months, and only grudgingly, at +last, consented to put it in rehearsal. + +Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best +to depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging +his shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant +to allow certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written +them. + +This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position +than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was +soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a +half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur. + +At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young +Marlow, threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was +serious in his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment +Goldsmith assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract +with the manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same +contract by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was +handed over to Lee Lewes. + +After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make +the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every +chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the +manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every +possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined +to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he +provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually +encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints +regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said +he was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up +their parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued +rehearsing. + +When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of +conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He +knew that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could +not doubt what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round +and go back to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw +the play. The temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of +determination which had carried him through many difficulties--that +spirit which Reynolds appreciated and had embodied in his portrait--came +to his aid. He walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with +both Woodward and Mrs. Abington. + +"I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr. +Colman," he said; "but I am sure that you have not taken this serious +step without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. +Colman will be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an +agreement with me to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he +will therefore sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick +will, I hope, honour me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. +Bulk-ley that of Miss Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the +rehearsal." + +The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by +the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and +who had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now +began to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had +been a fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched +garret knew what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate +to kick downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him +employment as a libeller. + +"Sir," cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to +him--"Sir, you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will +not be my fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. +You have been badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your +ill-treatment nobly. For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to +appear in your piece." + +"Madam," said Goldsmith, "you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for +ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and +gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to +assert that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I +shall regard as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has +passed I know that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection +of the opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the +success of this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward +circumstances incidental to its birth." + +He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly +that he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: +they reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, +caused them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith. + +"You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think," said Shuter, +who was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle. + +"You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming," said Goldsmith. +"Lord, sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident +was to happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned +to a certainty." + +The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place. +Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening +influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were +acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith +that none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet +the members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption +that its failure was inevitable. + +On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had +since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers +to dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at +a wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake +during the greater part of the night. + +The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her +eyes at the same moment had yet to be explained. + +He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his +elbow resting on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After +half-an-hour's thought his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. +Picking one up with a sigh, he began to write. + +Verse after verse appeared upon the paper--the love-song of a man who +feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only +consolation in life is love. + +After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again +rested his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he +had written. His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected +sincerity when every one around him was engaged in composing verses +which were regarded worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were +artificial. + +He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to +Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would +she be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his +delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became +known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had +enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper +feeling? + +His heart sank as he asked himself the question. + +"How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?" he +muttered. "Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is +the chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should +he himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life +that the man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to +live in loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was +struck blind--a great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from +love receives no pity--no pity on earth--no pity in heaven." + +He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for +an hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper +which he had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. +He did not tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand +to the desk and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making +the torn edge rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of +a woman whose lover was beside her--that was what the quivering motion +suggested to the poet who watched it. + +"And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!" he said. +"Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!" + +He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts, +where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished +men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew +that friendship could afford him no solace. + +He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like +giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst. + + + + +CHAPTER X. + +For the next two days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes +in his play as were suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. +The alterations were not radical, but he felt that they would be +improvements, and his judgment was rarely at fault. Moreover, he was +quick to perceive in what direction the strong points and the weak +points of the various members of the company lay, and he had no +hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them a better chance +of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman called the +"pot-house scene" would he change, not a word of the scene where the +farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow to be +omitted. + +Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems +to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee +house talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the +fate that was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he +not adopted this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become +aware, as they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. +When it was produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the +manager up to ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a +new set of lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject. + +But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some +of them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not +hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he +might not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not +possibly be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a +pity, one of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be +so easily avoided? + +To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand +or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written +it, he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the +medium of these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the +verdict of the playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on +those scenes so early in the play was that the playgoers might know not +to expect a sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a +natural school of comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of +the manners of the day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only +the broadest and heartiest fun. + +"If the scenes are ungenteel," said he, "it is because nature is made +up of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less +interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin +when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a +greater favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest +gentleman who ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely +on the ear of a boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not +interfere with his romping." + +He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point +on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when +he did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from +his over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others--a disability +which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in +consequence, delightfully fluent. + +On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast, +he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that +the Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some +degree of apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might +think he looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he +was by her side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. +The words still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it +would pain her to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite +content that matters should remain as they were. Whatever the words +might have meant, it was impossible that they could mean anything that +might cause him to think of her with less reverence and affection. + +He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to +find out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom +there came to his ears the sound of laughter--such laughter as caused +him to remark to the servant-- + +"I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph." + +"Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour, +sir," replied Ralph. + +"I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been +entertaining them," said Goldsmith. + +Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the +entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat. + +The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been +keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits +of laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an +amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him +much manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the +imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the +details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis +entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working +laboriously at his "Animated Nature." + +"Good morning, sir, good morning," he cried, pretending to take off +his gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect +self-possession, previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. "Now +mind you don't sit there, Dr. Goldsmith," he continued, raising a +warning finger. A little motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, +with his mincing ways, was transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy +and self-conscious in the presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy +politeness to get him a chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very +one on which the man had placed his hat. "Now, now, now, what are you +about?"--once more Garrick was the amanuensis. "Did not I warn you to +be careful about that chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? +Sir, that excuse is a mere quibble--a mere quibble. This must not occur +again, or I shall be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, +my good sir? Now to business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man +to make me a cup of chocolate--with milk, sir--plenty of milk, and two +lumps of sugar--plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a +patriot--none of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think +on't, your laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for +me; and mind you tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in +it"--this shouted half-way out of the door through which he had shown +Goldsmith hurrying with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. +Then came the monologue of the amanuensis strolling about the room, +passing his sneering remarks at the furniture--opening a letter which +had just come by post, and reading it _sotto voce_. It was supposed to +be from Filby, the tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform +in which Dr. Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the +Haymarket would be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith +had made up his mind as to the exact orders which he meant to +wear, ending with a compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and +discrimination in choosing a costume which was so well adapted to +his physique, and a humble suggestion that it should be worn upon the +occasion of the first performance of the new comedy, when the writer +hoped no objection would be raised to the hanging of a board in front of +the author's box with "Made by Filby" printed on it. + +Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain +words--giving an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here +and there, and finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a +postscript alluding to the length of time that had passed since the +writer had received a payment on account, could not have been surpassed. +The effect of the comedy upon the people in the room was immeasurably +heightened by the entrance of Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, +as the amanuensis, immediately walked to him gravely with the scrap of +paper which had done duty as the letter, in his hand, asking him if what +was written there in black and white about the field-marshal's uniform +was correct, and if he meant to agree to Filby's request to wear it on +the first night of the comedy. + +Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu +entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit +of the scene, saying-"Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that +more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful +issue a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager +of a playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why +should not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?" + +The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew +that Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, +and would not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In +an instant, however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious +amanuensis, and became David Garrick, crying-- + +"Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to +reply to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of +your experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with +nature." + +Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated +at the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much +what might follow. + +At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in +the room. + +"Come, sir," said the amanuensis, "we have no time to waste over empty +civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we +cannot keep the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the +booksellers,'t is the world we think of. What is this?"--picking up an +imaginary paper--"'The derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed +the ingeniousness of many able writers, but there can be no doubt in +the mind of any one who has seen that noble creature, as I have, in +its native woods, careering nimbly from branch to branch of the largest +trees in search of the butterflies, which form its sole food, that +the name elephant is but a corruption of elegant, the movements of the +animal being as singularly graceful as its shape is in accordance with +all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is mighty fine, but your +style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' should be himself +both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon should himself +be a buffoon." + +In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes, +leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis +as to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer +and warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked +Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the +imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then +the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked-- + +"The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! +Lord! what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to +dictate to his amanuensis?" + +Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, +around the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household +in roars of laughter--as one delightful member of the household has +recorded--over his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of +Dr. Johnson. + +"And all this," said Goldsmith, "came out of the paltry story which I +told him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment +he sat down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I +knew he saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea +and send him away." + + + + +CHAPTER XI. + +Goldsmith was delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from +care. He had gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear +that she was unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry +a mood as he had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at +dinner, and he was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the +mysterious mood that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon. + +She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told +him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though +she said that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the +intention of the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go +together to the theatre and demand its immediate production on the +finest scale possible. + +"There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence +Colman in that respect," said Goldsmith. "Only to-day, when I ventured +to talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not +his intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be +played for longer than a small portion of one evening." + +"The monster!" cried the girl. "I should like to talk to him as I +feel about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will +tolerate his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs +some one to be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him +how contemptible he is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. +The occasion is one that demands the powers of a man who has a whole +dictionary at his back--yes, Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten +that if he does not behave handsomely he will, in his next edition of +the Dictionary, define a scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps +an author in suspense for months, and then produces his comedy so +ungenerously as to make its failure a certainty. But, no, your play +will be the greater success on account of its having to overcome all the +obstacles which Mr. Colman has placed in its way." + +"I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be +the greatest success of the century," said he. + +"And so it will be--oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will--oh, we +shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box +and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed +upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us." + +"You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to +the remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a +suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour +upon an ill-treated author." + +"I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least +one of the two enterprises--the first being the changing of the mistakes +of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the changing of +the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager--ay, and of an +author as well." + +"Admirably spoke!" cried the author. "I have a mind to let the name 'The +Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it." + +"No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre," said she. +"Oh, do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot +hit upon a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath +of laurel." Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not +far away, had put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a +word or two of the girl's sentence. + +"I presume that you are still discussing the great title question," said +he. "You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The +Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?" + +"Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a +Knight!'" said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did +not like too many people to hear him make one. + +"'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get +a better," said Goldsmith. "I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss +Horneck to discover the better one." + +"Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse +and damn the play," said Reynolds. "I have given it its proper name, +and if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the +reprobation of all honest folk who detest an _alias_." + +"Then that name shall stand," said Goldsmith. "I give you my word, Sir +Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have +it damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in +England." + +"That is very well said, indeed," remarked Sir Joshua. "It gives +evidence of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all +should respect." + +Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, +for she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, +but from the other end of the table there came quite an outburst of +laughter. Garrick sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he +was telling an imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room. + +Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to +question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the +story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should +not be told for the benefit of the playgoers. + +A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner--his name was Colonel +Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck--took +up the question quite seriously. + +"For my part," he said, "I admit frankly that I have never heard the +story of Grouse in the gun-room." + +"Is it possible, sir?" cried Garrick. "What, you mean to say that you +are not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who +asked him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was +locked--that about every gun having a lock, and so forth?" + +"No, sir," cried Colonel Gwyn. "I had no idea that the story was a +familiar one. It seems interesting, too." + +"Oh, 't is amazingly interesting," said Garrick. "But you are an +army man, Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the +mess-table." + +"I protest, sir," said Colonel Gwyn, "I know so little about it that +I fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog--I have myself known of +sporting dogs called Grouse." + +"Oh, Colonel, you surprise me," cried Garrick. "Ould Grouse a dog! Pray +do not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, +and would feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. +Goldsmith was an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death +severely." + +"Then he is dead?" said Gwyn. "That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to +the narrative." + +"A particularly pathetic interest, sir," said Garrick, shaking his head. +"I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that +that dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us--that the gunroom door +is now open, but that within there is silence--no sound of the dear old +feet that were wont to patter and potter--you will pardon my emotion, +madam"--He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith +became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured +to assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, +did him honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now +without seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had +too high an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face +perfectly grave, while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to +suppress came from the napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti +said something in Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the +melancholy nature of the party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, +saying-- + +"'T is selfish to repine, and he himself--dear old soul!--would be the +last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in the +gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy +I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he +delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well +known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had +no particular character in the neighbourhood." + +"Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then," said the Colonel. + +"Well, if the truth must be told--but no, the man is dead and gone now," +cried Garrick, "and it is more generous only to remember, as we all +do, the nimbleness of his wit--the genial mirth which ran through the +gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun +is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse +or two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet +thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the +comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not +afraid to joke, sir, and----" + +"But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy +read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never +actually narrated, but only hinted at," said Gwyn. + +"That makes little matter, sir," said Garrick. "The untold story of Ould +Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next +year or two than the best story of which every detail is given." + +"At any rate, Colonel Gwyn," said Mrs. Bunbury, "after the pains which +Mr. Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of +the story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it." +Colonel Gwyn looked puzzled. + +"I protest, madam," said he, "that up to the present--ah! I fear that +the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to +be led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind +you--I fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but----" + +This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with +laughter, which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel +Gwyn's face was taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and +then at Little Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never +quite make out what was going on around her in that strange household +where she had been thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the +ultra-grave Garrick, and then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with +a view of assuring him that she understood perfectly how he came to be +merry. + +"Colonel Gwyn," said Garrick, "these gentlemen seem to have their own +reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate +when to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet--ah, I perceive +they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that, +sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and +the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I +don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for +some years." + +He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining +in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of +the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun. + +When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little +embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who +was hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends +every evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which +chanced to be broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of +port-glasses at his end of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom +he cheered by telling him that he had already given a lesson to Woodward +regarding the speaking of the prologue which he, Garrick, had written +for the comedy. He said he believed Woodward would repeat the lines very +effectively. When Goldsmith mentioned that Colman declined to have a +single scene painted for the production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick +were indignant. + +"You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll," said +the latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the +play to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it. + +"Ah, Davy, my friend," Goldsmith replied, "I feel more at my ease in +reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst--or the best. If +the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal +for the next year or two." + +In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the +entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a +room. + +Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head +and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting +long sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was +supposed to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment +has survived, and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with +Garrick repeating the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous +change of expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with +Goldsmith burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly +amusing gestures the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed +that Sir Joshua's guests were convulsed. + +After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two +playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and +did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines +after the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous +than that of the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an +affecting passage from Addison's "Cato," Goldsmith began to sing +the song which he had been compelled to omit from the part of Miss +Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course +Garrick's gestures during the delivery of the song were marvellously +ingenious, and an additional element of attraction was introduced by +Dr. Burney, who hastily seated himself at the pianoforte and interwove a +medley accompaniment, introducing all the airs then popular, but without +prejudice to the harmonies of the accompaniment. + +Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this +marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion +caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees--he begged the +lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was accustomed +to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica shook her +head. + +"Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck," said Sir Joshua to +the Jessamy Bride. "Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of +hearing her sing." + +Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling +Angelica. + +"Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!" she cried. "Will your Majesty +condescend to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned +to captivate our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to +conquer our savage hearts by the exercise of another?" + +A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was +thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's +springing to his feet. + +"By the Lord, I've got it!" shouted Goldsmith. "The Jessamy Bride has +given it to me, as I knew she would--the title of my comedy--she has +just said it: '_She Stoops to Conquer_.'" + + + + +CHAPTER XII. + +As a matter of course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith +communicated it to him the next day; but the latter was firm on this +particular point. He had given the play its name, he said, and he would +not alter it now on any consideration. + +Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play +gave him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret +at not being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he +believed the manager would play to perfection. + +But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the +whole Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his +customary emphasis, that no better title than "She Stoops to Conquer" +could be found for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and +the rehearsal was proceeded with. + +"Nay, sir," cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box +in order to go upon the stage, "Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You +must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we +may be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is +filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?" + +"I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson," said Miss +Horneck--Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief +topics of the hour. "I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as +will enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but +to a whole archipelago of wit." + +"Otaheite is a name of good omen," said Cradock. "It is suggestive of +palms, and '_palmam qui meruit ferat._'" + +"Sir," said Johnson, "you should know better than to quote Latin in the +presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected +it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy +is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the +playgoers." + +"Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine," laughed +Cradock. "Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, +and Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his +critics." + +Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that +Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the +opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for +his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as +critics. + +Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his +servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every +outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the +broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed +and applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons--especially the +satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists--but it was the +drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of Miss +Horneck-- + +"Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?" + +When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel +Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much +amazed as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage +out of compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority +regarding the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in +the estimation of his company, remarked-- + +"Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as +generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the +playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of +your wit." + +"I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent +the instruction of Dr. Johnson," said Goldsmith quietly. + +The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed +it during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it +became understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit +their regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been +originally cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the +prologue, which Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told +Goldsmith, he had already given a hint or two to Woodward. + +The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which +Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who +threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely +thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the +epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley +declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she +herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's +ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies +were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; +but Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple +epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding +the first performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was +eventually spoken by Mrs. Bulkley. + +"It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an +epilogue which will never be spoke," sneered Colman when the last +difficulties had been smoothed over. + +Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party, +consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary +Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production +of the play--when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the +niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny +either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's +almost caused him to break down. + +Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him. +She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not +hesitate for a moment. + +"I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night," she said; "my dress +would be ruined." + +He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation. + +"Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour +of the play," she cried. "Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their +dusters, and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one +of the candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years +contained such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. +Col-man for a curmudgeon." + +"You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind," +said Goldsmith. "Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and +I only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me." + +"It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this +play, sir," said Johnson. "The credit of your friends, who insisted on +Colman's taking the play, is also at stake." + +"And above all," said Reynolds pleasantly, "the play must be a success +in order to put Colman in the wrong." + +"That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is +important to us all," said Mary. "It would never do for Colman to be in +the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be +saved by Monday night." + +"I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends," said +Goldsmith. "I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a +sense of my own unworthiness." + +"You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir," cried +Johnson. "Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to +hear your play." + +"I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who, +when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care +to send a guinea in advance," said Goldsmith, and every one present knew +that he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by +Johnson on the day that "The Vicar of Wakefield" was sold. + +"And now," said Reynolds, "I have to prove how certain we are of the +future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday +previous to the performance." + +"Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the +success of the play," said Johnson. "To proffer such an invitation would +be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public +had attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who +know your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that +our esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday +night, sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour +to have you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with +us." + +"You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what +you mean better," said Goldsmith. "A compliment is doubly a compliment +coming from Dr. Johnson." + +He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck +walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter +of a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character +of Young Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had +sufficiently recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how +remarkable a character he had created. + +On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the +St. James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found +the author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a +salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered +with silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any +mistake on this point. + +"Heavens!" cried the visitor. "Have you forgot that you cannot wear +colours?" + +"Why not?" asked Goldsmith. "Because Woodward is to appear in mourning +to speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy +should also be in black?" + +"Nay," said Steevens, "that is not the reason. How is it possible that +you forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat +of yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in +front of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you +hope that the King will command a performance." + +Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous +garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in +dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it +before throwing it over the back of a chair. + +"It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend," +said he. "I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake." + +He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with +his friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson, +Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already +assembled. + +It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook +hands twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the +King of Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for +regret with him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He +expressed a hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have +so depressing an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their +enjoyment of his comedy. + +Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did +not think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would +be quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the +frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after +all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose +name they had probably never heard. + +Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for +the best, but still.... + +Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of +Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have +heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their +merriment. + +The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was +concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat +become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake +of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the +clock and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time +to allow of their driving comfortably to the theatre. + +Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds +that Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his +nervousness, began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken +at Lord Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took +place daily in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave +all his attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to +him--not even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity +College to his friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with +him. + +While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the +theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he +had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant +to have the omission repaired without delay. + +He never returned. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII. + +The party remained in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter +from the bar was sent for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was +having his hat brushed, that his party were ready to leave the house, +the man stated that Dr. Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in +the direction of Pall Mall. + +"Psha! sir," said Johnson to Burke, "Dr. Goldsmith is little better than +a fool." Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was. + +"Yes," said Burke, "Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that +ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and +let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say +the best comedy of a century." + +"I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the +playhouse?" said Richard Burke. + +"It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is +concerned," said Steevens. "I think that the best course we can adopt +is for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be +looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen, +Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a +burden he has been forced to bear during the past month." + +"You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the +playhouse, sir," said Johnson. + +"If I know anything of him, sir," said Steevens, "the playhouse is just +the place which he would most persistently avoid." There was a long +pause before Johnson said in his weightiest manner: + +"Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety." + +"That is very kind of you, sir," replied Steevens. "But you may rest +assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be." + +While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens +hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood +Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting +alone in some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable +failure of his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled +him to hold out against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, +suffer a relapse when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and +his naturally sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his +life give place to a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him +to put in an appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his +friends. Steevens actually made up his mind that if he failed to find +Goldsmith during the next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage +on the Edgware road. + +He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house--from Jack's, in Dean +street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster--but he failed to discover his +friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this way; and all +this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse--except +the one box that held Cumberland and his friends--were greeting the +brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably +contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant +authors had witnessed. + +The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens +have imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous +figure of Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with +a hand behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and +as phrase after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and +vivified with numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, +he seems to shake the theatre with his laughter. + +Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge +of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two +notable figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather +frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box. + +Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little +Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the +most notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare +occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with +laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which +she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General +Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and +Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having +lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom +every one is so highly honouring at the moment. + +Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, "looking glum," as one +witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of +having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth +the resentment of the pit. + +In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few +years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's "Good-Natured Man" at "the other +house," sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented +"Ossian." He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him +an impostor. + +The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her +younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has +for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from +the pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact +that Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his +eyes fixed upon her--earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his +_fiancée_ are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important +box in the house Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may +be gratified by beholding her. It does not so much matter about her +husband, who once thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a +concern whose operations represented the potentialities of wealth +beyond the dreams of avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the +Gunnings when she first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever +recorded to the eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, +mindful of that trick which the cleverness of her mother turned to so +good account, does not condescend to notice from her box, where she sits +with Lady Betty Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though +she is acquainted with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising +between the acts. + +What a play! What spectators! + +We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought +to those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with +delight at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the +little man with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal. + +Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality +upon their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his +biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed +down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own! + +And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands +nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in +St. James's Park. + +Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching +for him. + +"Don't speak, man, for God's sake," cried Oliver. "'Tis not so dark but +that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that +the comedy is ended--that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in the +middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is ended." + +"Not I," said Steevens. "I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man, +what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at +the coffee house?" + +"I don't know what you speak of," said Goldsmith. "But I beg of you to +hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play--don't fear to +tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly twenty +years; I am not easily dismayed." + +"My dear friend," said Steevens, "I have no intention of going to +the playhouse unless you are in my company--I promised so much to Dr. +Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving +yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art, +sir?" + +"What do you mean by that?" + +"I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise +on the stage that you, and you only, can decide--are you willing to +allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, +who is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true +prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great +man, too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I +am convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?" + +"It shall not--it shall not!" cried Goldsmith after a short pause. +"I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I +have something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in +this battle have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my +friend--I'll go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to +avert disaster." + +They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was +obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to +Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of +the play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence +to insist on a scene being omitted--or, perhaps, a whole act; and +nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect. + +When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his +head out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the +playhouse--that his worst fears were realized. + +"Nonsense!" cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other +window. "The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental +to any performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on +their boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy +has yet to be damned." + +When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage +door, looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as +if to see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the +back of the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, +in the part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had +driven her forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was +within twenty yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights +were far too strong; unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have +failed to recognise the familiar features of the scene. The next moment +there came a hiss--a solitary hiss from the boxes. + +"What's that, Mr. Colman?" whispered the excited author. + +"Psha! sir," said Colman brutally. "Why trouble yourself about a squib +when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?" + +"That's a lie," said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as +Mr. Hardcastle. "'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was +assured from the first." + +"By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend +while I live!" said Goldsmith. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + +It was a lie, and surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever +uttered. Goldsmith was soon made aware of this. The laughter that +followed Tony Lumpkin's pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle +was a highwayman was not the laugh of playgoers who have endured four +acts of a dull play; it was the laugh of people who have been in a good +humour for over two hours, and Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from +their laughter that the people in every part of the house were following +the comedy with extraordinary interest. Every point in the dialogue was +effective--the exquisite complications, the broad fun, the innumerable +touches of nature, all were appreciated by an audience whose expression +of gratification fell little short of rapture. + +When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not +return to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue +was spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night. + +As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of +speaking to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, +and from them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the +first scene to the one which was being represented, the performance had +been a succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every +member of the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and +scenery familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary +success of the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the +offensive terms of the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the +audience, several of the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and +cheering for some time--so much Goldsmith learned little by little at +intervals from the actors. + +"I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my +word; he has treated me cruelly--more cruelly than he has any idea +of," said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. "But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do +anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes +much to you, sir." + +"Faith then, sir," cried Lewes, "I'll keep you to your word. My benefit +will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr. +Goldsmith." + +"You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote," said Goldsmith. + +And so he had. + +When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue, +Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs. +Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, +and affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through +half-closed eyes. + +"Dr. Goldsmith," she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, +"I hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were +foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray +of you not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at +having resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished +sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I +might have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another." + +"Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?" said he. "Nay, I have a +part in my mind for you already--that is, if you will be good enough to +accept it." + +"Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!" cried the actress, offering him +both her hands. "I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr. +Goldsmith." + +[Illustration: 0173] + +And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company +and the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of +congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter +had filled the theatre. + +"We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr. +Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage," said he. +"You dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent, +indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. +On the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding +modesty good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make +you a coxcomb." + +"Oh, I hope not, sir," said Goldsmith. "No, you don't hope it, sir," +cried Johnson. "You are thinking at this moment how much better you are +than your betters--I see it on your face, you rascal." + +"And he has a right to think so," said Mrs. Bunbury. "Come, Dr. +Goldsmith, speak up, say something insulting to your betters." + +"Certainly, madam," said Goldsmith. "Where are they?" + +"Well said!" cried Edmund Burke. + +"Nay, sir," said Johnson. "Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. +We expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back +garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common." + +His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake +on the walls. + +Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. +She knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she +was not mistaken. + +For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit +and gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in +the green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived +the moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly +imagined was an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the +points in his comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian +into Reynolds's ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the +background with the Bunburys. + +So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in +uniform had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind +Mr. Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, +saying a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, +though it was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the +girl, and perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes +were turned upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her +heart. + +He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out +her inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the +people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing +was paying no attention to her. + +When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought +it advisable to bring her prattle to a close. + +"Psha! Dr. Goldsmith," she cried. "We have given you our ears for more +than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes." + +"I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed," said Goldsmith. "Yes, you +were remarking that----" + +"That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be +compared to a boy who has robbed an orchard," said the lady. + +"True--very true, madam," said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp +involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling +beside her. She was not smiling. + +"Yes,'tis true; but why?" cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice +did not appeal to Goldsmith only. + +"Ah, yes; that's just it--why?" said he. Mary Horneck had turned away +from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and +Henry Bunbury were standing. + +"Why?" said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. "Why? Why is an Irishman who has become +suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because +his booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in +his pockets what he is not entitled to." + +She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly +did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the +successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his +attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had +gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even +more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room. + +"You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?" said Mr. Thrale. + +"Nay, sir!" cried Bunbury; "mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed +some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night." + +"What did I say, Goldy?" cried Johnson. "Was it not that, after the +presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?" + +"Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one +of them I accepted some days ago," said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale +hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as +conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech. + +But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He +laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of +the Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is +involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious +to explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this +form of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that +refers to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote +Garrick's lines in proof--proof positive, mind--that he "talked like +poor Poll." He is the first man on record who has been condemned solely +because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel +couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century. + +Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him +thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The +expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had +given utterance to some delightful witticism--which the recording demons +around him delighted to turn against himself--was the expression which +makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The man who "talked +like poor Poll" was the man who, even before he had done anything in +literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by Bishop +Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase and +a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the fastidious +Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put himself to +great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk. + +While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that +the man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. +Abington, had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying +to supper had left the room he remained for a few moments to make his +adieux to the players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying-- + +"Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam." + +"I shall take good care that you don't, sir," said she. + +"Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!" he cried, bowing +as he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he +suddenly returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. "Why, if +I wasn't going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman +in uniform who was speaking with you just now," said he. "I fancy I have +met him somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude." + +"His name is Jackson," she replied. "Yes, Captain Jackson, though the +Lord only knows what he is captain of." + +"I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name," said Goldsmith. +"'Tis as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by +professing to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so." + +When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly +affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the +occasion, she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in +their coach--her mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour. + +The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had +produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having +eaten no dinner--Johnson and his friends had been by no means reticent +on the subject of the dinner--he was without an appetite for the +delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was +in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and +endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained +almost speechless the whole evening. + +"Ah," said she, "I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been +quite obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with +us at Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a +little comedy may become a great tragedy." + +Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his +play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and +Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as +he could without being rude. + +He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick +Court. But it was almost daylight before he went to bed. + +All his life he had been looking forward to this night--the night +that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him +an incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his +period. And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with +destiny was within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever +felt in his garret. + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + + +What did it all mean? + +That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not +refer to the reception given to "She Stoops to Conquer," which had +placed him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to +the strange incident which had occurred in the green room. + +The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had +been speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of +reputation--he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of +reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green +room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his +glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the +eyes of such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. +Woffington, showed that he was a person of no position in society. This +conclusion to which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no +persons of any distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the +playhouse had shown that they were acquainted with him--no one person +save only Mary Horneck. + +Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and +Mrs. Bulk-ley. + +This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have +been incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had +invariably shunned in society those persons--women as well as men--who +had shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested +the man--he was popular enough at that period--who had allowed +innuendoes to do duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman--she +is popular enough now--who had laughed at and made light of the +innuendoes, bordering upon impropriety, of such a man. + +And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least +fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt. +The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands +with the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for +her own ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary +Horneck stood in a very different position from that occupied by the +Duchess. While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the +lead of any leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from +the actresses. + +And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one +of these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor--a man +who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family. + +What could this curious incident mean? + +The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon +the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which +had arrived--not a post had been missed--from persons who professed the +most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to borrow from +him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom he had +rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had, +consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would +continue his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so +marked a way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their +letters lay unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he +sent his guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That +was how he contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had +earned since leaving his garret.) + +His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he +left his chambers. + +He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what +no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed +to notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain +Jackson--he would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared +to him more than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to +another girl all that he had noticed, he would have said that such a +matter required no explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young +girls with men of the stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, +however, the matter was not so easily explained. The shrug and +the raising of the eyebrows were singularly inappropriate to any +consideration of an incident in which she was concerned. + +He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the +success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several +of the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on +terms of the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a +cordiality, the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. +Among them was one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had +early found a friend in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this +early friendship of his. + +Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant +word, and whose wife was his laundress--not wholly above suspicion as +regards her honesty--stammered his congratulations, and received the +crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he +had always suspected--that there was a great deal of friendliness in the +world for men who have become successful. + +Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling +that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before +another hour would pass. + +He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was +alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some +time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of +such intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to +inquire if Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to +ear as he admitted the visitor. + +"I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory," he said, +his grin expanding genially. + +"Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?" said Goldsmith. +"You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?" + +"I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the +table--and Mr. Marlow's man, sir--as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what +more you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says +he quite cool-like and satisfied--and it's the gentleman's own private +house, after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh +till he thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then +sent us off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some +fools about us said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. +Northcote--Sir Joshua's young man, sir--he up and says that nature isn't +always genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth--I beg +your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself +couldn't ha' done worse than me--talking so familiar-like, instead of +showing you up." + +"Nay, sir," said Goldsmith, "the patron has the privilege of addressing +his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons, +George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; +and, to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for +my benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow." + +"Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir," whispered the man, for he had led +the way to the drawingroom door. "I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If +I told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory +without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls +this year, sir." + +In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck. + +She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice +that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to +smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely +ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were +sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them +that touched him deeply. + +"You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do +honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men," she said, +giving him her hand. "But it was impossible--oh, quite impossible, for +me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering +how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear +friend." + +"It was pitiful, indeed, dear child," said he. "I was looking forward to +that night also--I don't know for how many years--all my life, it seems +to me." + +"Never mind!" she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. "Never +mind! your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you +now; every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success." + +"There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me," said +Goldsmith. "But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a +single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was +miserable." + +"I know it," she said, giving him her hand once more. "I know it, and +knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable." + +"What is the matter, Mary?" he asked her after a pause. "Once before I +begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be +able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man +of many resources." + +"I cannot tell you," she said slowly, but with great emphasis. "There +are some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree +that a woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with +another--either with a sister or with a brother--even so good a friend +as Oliver Goldsmith." + +"That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery," said +he. "I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its +origin to me." + +"Ah, I see everything but too plainly," she cried, throwing herself down +on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. "Why, all my +misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises. +Oh, I have said too much," she cried piteously. She had sprung to her +feet and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. "Pray forget +what I have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; +oh, pray go away--go away and leave me alone with my sorrow--it is my +own--no one has a right to it but myself." + +There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a +little flash from her eyes as she spoke. + +"No, I will not go away from you, my poor child," said he. "You shall +tell me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room +last night has to do with your sorrow." + +She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a +curious look of cunning in her eyes--a look that made him shudder, so +foreign was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault. + +"A man? Did I speak to a man?" she said slowly, affecting an endeavour +to recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. "Oh, yes, I +suppose I spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded +it was! And it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked +in their paint!--almost as terrible as a lady of quality!" + +"Poor child!" said he. "My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide +everything from me you have told me all--all except--listen to me, Mary. +Nothing that I can hear--nothing that you can tell me--will cause me to +think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to make me +aware that that man--Captain Jackson, he calls himself----" + +"How did you find out his name?" she said in a whisper. "I did not tell +you his name even at the Pantheon." + +"No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me +why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well +as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see +rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?" + +"He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet----" + +"How has he got you in his power--that is what you are going to tell +me." + +"No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not +know me, or you would not ask me to tell you." + +"What would you have me think, child?" + +"Think the worst--the worst that your kind heart can think--only leave +me--leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I may soon +die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'" + +"I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything +ill of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have +written so much as I have written about men and women without being able +to know when a woman is altogether good--a man altogether bad? I know +you, my dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? +Think of the friends you have." + +"It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but +if they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with +loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool, +fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?" + +"For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain." + +"It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch +who stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being +thrust out behind to push her over." + +She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own +thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms. + +"That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind +you, there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from +slipping. There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, +or else those who hold them out to you will go over the brink with +you. Ah, my dear, dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In +another year--perhaps in another month--you will wonder how you could +ever have taken so gloomy a view of the present hour." + +A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained +there, however. Then she shook her head, saying-- + +"Alas! Alas!" + +She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his +own, laying his other caressingly on her head. + +"You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived," said he. "You fill +with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that +it would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my +dying could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What +I do say is that I should like to live for you--to live to see happiness +once again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing--you will +not give me a chance of helping you." + +She shook her head sadly. + +"I dare not--I dare not," she said. "I dare not run the chance of +forfeiting your regard forever." + +"Good-bye," he said after a pause. + +He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand +and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her. + +"Mary," he said, "I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only +beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again--that +you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the +company of such a man--talking to him as I saw you last night--what +would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible +construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my +dear?" + +"Alas! alas!" she cried piteously. "I cannot make you such a promise. +You will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my +own free will?" + +"What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over +you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!" + +"That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that +power over me--he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot speak +to you more! Leave me--leave me! I have been a fool and I must pay the +penalty of my folly." Before he could make a reply, the door was opened +and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more +sedately and with a word of remonstrance. + +"Nonsense, dear Mamma," cried Little Comedy. "What Mary needs is some +one who will raise her spirits--Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I +am sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? +Nay, you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain +that you would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but +I protest it would seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your +attention. He doesn't look particularly like our agreeable Rattle at +the present moment, does he, Mamma? And it was the same at supper +last night. It might have been fancied that he was celebrating a great +failure instead of a huge success." + +For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating +the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the +author some account of what the friends whom she had met that day +said of the piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a +perpetually sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her +gaiety was out of tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the +first breathing space that the girl permitted him. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI. + + +He felt that the result of his interview with Mary was to render more +mysterious than ever the question which he had hoped to solve. + +He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he +had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd +enough to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed +account of his interview with the girl--a detailed account of his +observation of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the +Pantheon, then in the green room of Covent Garden--would have no trouble +whatever in accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could +see the shrugs of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed +to be vastly grieved. + +Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all +womankind together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one +woman to be swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind +generally. + +But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe +that she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think +anything evil regarding her. + +"She is not as others," was the phrase that was in his mind--the thought +that was in his heart. + +He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance +that when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not +as other women are. + +He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that +when a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from +other women, he loves that woman. + +He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out +the heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that +had occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in +the same apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that +the killing of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question +which was puzzling him. + +After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he +went to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of +the author's nights for "She Stoops to Conquer." Baretti was a +well known personage in the best literary society in London, having +consolidated his reputation by the publication of his English and +Italian dictionary. He had been Johnson's friend since his first exile +from Italy, and it was through his influence Baretti, on the formation +of the Royal Academy, had been appointed Secretary for Foreign +Correspondence. To Johnson also he owed the more remunerative +appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. He had frequently dined +with Goldsmith at his chambers. + +Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the +author of the play upon his success. + +"If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it +creates in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph," said the +Italian. + +"Yes," said Goldsmith quickly, "that is just what I wish to have a word +with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I +should be." + +"What," cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who +had certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. "What, do you +mean to fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be +your weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen +you should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty +certain of victory." + +"Ah, yes; but there are cases--well, one never knows what may happen, +and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can +do a little sword play--enough to enable me to face a moderately good +antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted +in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people." + +"How did you retort?" + +"Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised +as gentlemen." + +"Bacchus! An effective retort! And then----" + +"Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after +making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout +of swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any +compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of +any first-rate master of the art in London?" + +The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously. + +"You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you +into a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?" + +"Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight." + +"Better make it five years." + +"Five years?" + +"My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I +express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be +made a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell +you that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front +place among swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so +short-sighted I could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I +shall never kill a man." + +He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for +them. + +"I have made up my mind to have some lessons," said Goldsmith, "and I +know there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti." + +"Psha!" said Baretti. "There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there +are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian +teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If +you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with +such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser +fiber than yourself." + +"There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men--nay, +even an Irishman--to show himself adroit with a sword," said Goldsmith; +"and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services towards +this end." + +He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him. + +"You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no +further than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular +wish to place myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick," said +he. "I fancy I can see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a +fencing master." + +"I shall keep it a secret," laughed Baretti; "but mind, sir, when you +run your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the +court as a witness as to your pacific character." + +(When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called +as a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with +the murder of a man.) + +He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had +taken at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own +nature so imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel +with Captain Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him +through a vital part. + +He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers +containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon +Colman for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic +of the town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and +so strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial, +express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He +posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good +care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement +with whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with +scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from +the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the +lampooners to refrain from molesting him further. + +If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have +enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many +months of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his +triumph in another direction. + +After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern +several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with +him were Whitefoord and Richard Burke. + +He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all +clearly ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was +unaware; and when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had +received, the uneasiness of his friends became more apparent. + +He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what +was the reason of their treating him so coldly. + +"You were talking about me just before I entered," said he: "I always +know on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, +may I ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to +me in your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I +hold to be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all +that you can tell--as simply as you can--without prejudice to your own +reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?" + +Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most +fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in +which he said-- + +"You may trust--whatever may be spoken, or written, about you, +Goldsmith--we are your unalterable friends." + +"Psha, sir!" cried Goldsmith, "don't I know that already? Were you not +all my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to +overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have +bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?" + +"Goldsmith," said Steevens, "we received a copy of the _London Packet_ +half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous +attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters." + +"At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may +assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to +is none other than myself," said Goldsmith. + +"It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir," said Steevens. "It +is the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick." + +"Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen," said Goldsmith. "You +know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once +I made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation +caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that +it is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where +is the _Packet?_" + +"There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff," said Cradock. +"Take my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise +nature of that scoundrel's slanders." + +"Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to +sting me," replied Goldsmith. "And so, sir, let me have the _Packet_, +and you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr. +Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a +detraction." + +"Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the +garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one," said Steevens. + +"Come, sirs, I insist," cried Goldsmith. "Why do I waste time with you?" +he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. "I waste time +here when I can read the _Packet_ in the bar." + +"Hold, sir," said Burke. "Here is the thing. If you will read it, you +would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched +forth to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the +paper and here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English +writers--the truest of English poets--the best of Englishmen." + +"You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick +flings himself upon me?" + +He took the _Packet_. It opened automatically, where an imaginary letter +to himself, signed "Tom Tickle," appeared. + +He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had +nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank +from it--he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing--but +suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had +crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then +flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the +room with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword +and placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a +word to any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane +only. + + + + +CHAPTER XVII. + +Kenrick's article in the _London Packet_ remains to this day as the +vilest example of scurrility published under the form of criticism. All +the venom that can be engendered by envy and malice appears in every +line of it. It contains no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains +no clever phrase. It is the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the +demon of jealousy. The note of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, +strident and strenuous. It exists as the worst outcome of the period +when every garret scribbler emulated "Junius," both as regards style and +method, but only succeeded in producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead +of the thunder of the unknown master of vituperation. + +Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; +but when he came to that vile passage--"For hours the _great_ Goldsmith +will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a +pier-glass. Was but the lovely H------k as much enamoured, you would not +sigh, my gentle swain"--his hands tore the paper in fury. + +He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did +not know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him +aware of the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He +did not mind any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have +the name that he most cherished of all names associated with his in an +insult that seemed to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was +more than he could bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind +him and had struck from thence the one who had been kindest to him of +all the people in the world. + +There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read. +There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him +and the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck +in the face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to +whom he had been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would +undoubtedly feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself +was to blame for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt +that if the attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have +escaped. Yes, that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over +him to her. + +His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself +upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his +sword he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his +hands. + +And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been +assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink +from running him through the body with his sword. + +On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take +counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew +that he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a +corner; he felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was +made up as to what he should do, and all that he now feared was that +some circumstance might prevent his realising his intention. + +He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, +the publisher of the _London Packet_. He arrived almost breathless at +the place--it was in Little Queen street--and entered the shop demanding +to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. Evans, the +publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and hearing +a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop. +Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was +in the house. + +"I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon +me which appeared in the _Packet_ of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!" said +the visitor. + +The shopkeeper smiled. + +"Does anything appear about you in the _Packet_, sir?" he said, +over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry. + +"You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!" cried Goldsmith, +stung by the supercilious smile of the man; "you are the publisher of +this gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote +it struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you." + +He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with +his cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his +opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a +small wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, +and had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and +all the noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his +paymaster. It was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back +from the cane of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a +missile to fling at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a +table and hurled it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it +struck Evans on the chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over +him. This Kenrick perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small +shop chairs and rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; +but, before he could carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop +from the street, and, flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught +Goldsmith, who had risen, by the shoulder and hurried him into a +hackney-coach, which drove away. + +The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the +room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became +uneasy regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving +the tavern, had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent +the assault which he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the +person of Kenrick. + +He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of +the occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his +conduct. A lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when +delivered in a broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain +Higgins's counsel of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule. + +"Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have +abstained from doing," cried the still breathless man. "I did what my +manhood prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done +yourself, my friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans--it was +that reptile Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to +shelter him, what was left to me, I ask you, sir?" + +"You were a fool, Oliver," said his countryman; "you made a great +mistake. Can't you see that you should never go about such things +single-handed? You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who +would not hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why +the devil, sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when +you left the tavern?" + +"Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind," replied Goldsmith. +"And, besides," he added, "I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with +me to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. +I have taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. +Kenrick won't attack me again so long as I am alive." + +He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that +Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of +which he was a master. + +When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at +Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John +Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very +like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew +that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies +a lesson. + +But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly +insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had +been less gracious to him--if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for +example, had been accustomed to treat him--regarding him and his defects +merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have escaped +all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause of her +being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it. + +But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the +forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to +think about. + +The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that +he had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several +years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of +despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks +that could not be surmounted. + +He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her +forgiveness for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be +responsible. He could not, he added, expect that in the future it would +be allowed to him to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and +her family as had been permitted to him in the past. + +Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl +when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow +which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only +had seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent +Garden, and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had +originated with that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if +he was justified in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not +asked him to be her champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it +was a very poor champion that he would have made; but still he knew more +of her grief than any one else, and he believed he might be able to help +her. + +He tore up the letter which he had written to her. + +"I will not leave her," he cried. "Whatever may happen--whatever blame +people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave her +until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in." + +He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain +Horneck. + +For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother +had no reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and +Kenrick. But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation +passed away. + +"Ha, my little hero!" Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the +threshold. "What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what +are things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the +booksellers?" + +"You have heard of it?" said Oliver. "You have heard of the quarrel, but +you cannot have heard of the reason for it!" + +"What, there is something behind the _London Packet_, after all?" cried +Captain Horneck. + +"Something behind it--something behind that slander--the mention of your +sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?" + +"My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists +between my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as +this--a strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as +you are concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?" + +Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which +he was holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the +words never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of +his own, and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped +it, and burying his face in his hands he burst into tears. + +Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally +affected. + +"Come, come, old friend," he said at last, placing his hand +affectionately on Goldsmith's shoulder. "Come, come; this will not do. +There is nothing to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little +aware of your own position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck +family regard your friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good +heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid +for immortality through our names being associated with yours? Who in a +hundred years--in fifty years--would know anything of the Horneck +family if it were not for their association with you? The name of Oliver +Goldsmith will live so long as there is life in English letters, and +when your name is spoken the name of your friends the Hornecks will not +be forgotten." + +He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his +chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII. + +The next day the news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by +Goldsmith in respect of the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the +literary circle of which Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling +was one of regret that Kenrick had not received the beating instead of +Evans. Of course, Johnson, who had threatened two writers with an oak +stick, shook his head--and his body as well--in grave disapproval of +Goldsmith's use of his cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes +were of the opinion that a cane had never been more appropriately used. + +What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands +of pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly +afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre, +which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under +Colman's management. + +Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who +had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl +of indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period--some +in the pay of the government others of the opposition--solely by +stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person +of the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in +the form of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded +Junius. + +The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the +public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest +in the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling +audience. When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the _Daily +Advertiser_--surely the manliest manifesto ever printed--the howls +became attenuated, and shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, +even by Dr. Johnson--and so emphatically, too, that his biographer +could not avoid recording his judgment--that Goldsmith had increased his +reputation by the incident. + +(Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account +of this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and +received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.) + +For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including +Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now +search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed +him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel +when he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster. + +But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends +of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon, +found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not +responded to quite so heartily by his visitor. + +"Dr. Goldsmith," said Johnson, after he had made some of those +grotesque movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably +accompanied--"Dr. Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, +sir." + +"That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir," said +Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling +that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to +come rather sooner. + +"If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you +to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool," said Johnson. + +"Yes, sir," said Goldsmith, "you were right in assuming that you could +say nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a +fool--at many times--in many ways." + +"I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir, +and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of +my suspicion." + +"If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he +do after having seen me?" said Goldsmith. + +"Dr. Goldsmith," resumed Johnson, "it was, believe me, sir, a great pain +to me to find, as I did in this room--on that desk--such evidence of +your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter." + +"What do you mean, sir? My folly--evidence--on that desk? Ah, I know now +what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I suppose +for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, sir, who +could resist Filby's flatteries?" + +"Sir," said Johnson, "you gave me permission several years ago to read +any manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged." + +"And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably +been advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect +for your criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you +suggested?" + +"It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while +waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting," +said Johnson sternly. + +Goldsmith glanced at his desk. + +"I forget now what work was last under my hand," said he; "but whatever +it was, sir----" + +"I have it here, sir," said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time +noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson +laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived +that it consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the +Jessamy Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had +them before him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would +be the result of sending them to her. + +He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his +friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the +matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater. + +"Oh, those verses, sir," he stammered; "they are poor things. You will, +I fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they +resemble my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my +man, but Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the +cost of repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles----" + +"They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man +of determination with his own future--with his own happiness and the +happiness of others." + +"I protest, sir, I scarcely understand----" + +"Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand." + +"Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the +character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own +heart speaks." + +"Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that +may come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your +heart throbs in every line." + +"Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise +the feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more +happy than I fancied." + +"Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you." + +"Sir, I protest that I--that is--no, I shall protest nothing. You have +spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I wrote +those verses out of my own heart--God knows if they are the first that +came from my heart--I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed to own it?" + +"My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I +did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you." + +"A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been +the sweetest--the only consolation of a life that has known but few +consolations." + +"Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable +as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr. +Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her +family have extended to you." + +"I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson. +What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better +remain unspoken by either of us--what if I do love her? Where is the +indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? +Does one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?" + +"My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself--yes, +and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to +know--and, indeed, I think she must--that she has been the cause, even +though the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she +will not be free from unhappiness." + +"She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens +all my life. I will assume without repining this new burden." + +"Nay, sir, if I know your character--and I believe I have known it +for some years--you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my dear +friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but a +battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not +come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put +it to flight before it prove your ruin." + +"Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there +is of beauty--everything there is of sweetness--in the life of man--you +call it our enemy?" + +"I call it _your_ enemy, Goldsmith." + +"Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from +other men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for +evermore from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he +has proved to the world that he is most capable of all mankind of +appreciating tenderness and grace? What trick of nature is this? What +paradox for men to vex their souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from +men, evermore looking on happiness through another man's eyes? If you +answer 'yes,' then I say that men who are not poets should go down on +their knees and thank Heaven that they are not poets. Happy it is for +mankind that Heaven has laid on few men the curse of being poets. For +myself, I feel that I would rather be a man for an hour than a poet for +all time." + +"Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us +look at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate +enough to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be +brought to think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish +enough to regard their kindness to you--their acceptance of you as a +friend--as encouragement in your mad aspirations." + +"You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir." + +"I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak +only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir, +not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you +as a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to +her? Answer me that question, sir." + +But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his +hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat. + +"You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir," resumed Johnson. "I +will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would +only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but +I ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on +your side as ridiculous--nay, worse--a gross affront." + +Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor +resumed his discourse. + +"The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you +desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, +and of forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your +infatuation?" + +Goldsmith started up. + +"Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more," he cried almost +piteously. "Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not +hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that +the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses +which I wrote--I could not help writing them--but she does not know that +they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it from me. My +history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover--a blank--a blank." + +"My poor friend," said Johnson after a pause--he had laid his hand +upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the +table--"My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups which +are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I have +drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of +others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means +to have double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself +before now worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have +faced life, by your independence of the patronage of the great. You +dedicated 'The Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. +You did not hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to +offer you money for the prostitution of the talents which God has given +you. Dr. Goldsmith, you have my respect--you have the respect of every +good man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your +detractors who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would +give them an opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will +not do anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and +show all those who are your friends that their friendship for you is +well founded. I am assured that I can trust you, sir." + +Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX. + +When his visitor had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and +gave way to the bitter reflections of the hour. + +He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words +which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception--to his +hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion +might be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of +vain dreams that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his +straightforwardness there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that +made any appeal from his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in +the utterances of his phrases when forcing his contentions upon any +audience; but Goldsmith knew that he only spoke strongly because he felt +strongly. + +Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson +had said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake +the sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would +content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married +Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town +house--a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting his +father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord +Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were +to present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck? + +It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his +hearing to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. +The tragedy of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their +prospects in the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he +felt, the most cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who +make music of the passions of men--who have surrounded the passion +of love with a glorifying halo--should be doomed to spend their lives +looking on at the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of +the music which the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy +of life, and Goldsmith had often found himself face to face with it, +feeling himself to be one of those with whom destiny is only on jesting +terms. + +Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than +Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew +that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only +of all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his +cause, he would be regarded--and rightly, too--as both presumptuous and +ridiculous. + +He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of +letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking +to themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to +look forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a +contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the +poet for the loss of home--the grateful companionship of a wife--the +babble of children--all that his fellow-men associated with the gladness +and glory of life? + +He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was +surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching +such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation--he had +sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness +of having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of +envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these +sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval +of his friends. + +And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He +had sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his +ills during the past few years had departed from him. He would never +see Mary Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the +burden of his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide +by it. + +He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his +resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the +one consolation of his life. + +In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt +down and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the +manuscript into it between the bars when the light that it made fell +upon one of the lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he +had read the remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a +sigh, he hastily thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little +blaze had fallen again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could +raise it by a breath or two, his servant entered the room. He started to +his feet. + +"A letter for you, sir," said John Eyles. "It came by a messenger lad." + +"Fetch a candle, John," said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too +dark for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on +the seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's. + +By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines +that the letter contained-- + +_Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear +only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if +not, then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride._ + +He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers. +He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never +to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought +that he was about to stand face to face with her. + +He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the +small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production +of "She Stoops to Conquer." Only a few wax candles were lighted in the +cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the +walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast +between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and +her sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put +her hand into his as he was shown in by the servant. + +"I knew you would come," she said. "I knew that I could trust you." + +"You may trust me, indeed," he said. He held her hand in his own, +looking into her pale face and sunken eyes. "I knew the time would come +when you would tell me all that there is to be told," he continued. +"Whether I can help you or not, you will find yourself better for having +told me." + +She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There +was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, +and, after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the +mantelpiece, leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into +the smouldering fire in the grate. + +He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his +heart. + +"What am I to tell you--what am I to tell you?" she cried at last, +resuming her pacing of the floor. + +He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. +She went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking +with vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the +sconces. Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a +great effort she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil +when she spoke, seating herself. + +"You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of +that man," she said. "You alone were observant. Did you also see him +call me to his side in the green room at the playhouse?" + +"I saw you in the act of speaking to him there--he calls himself +Jackson--Captain Jackson," said Goldsmith. + +"You saved me from him once!" she cried. "You saved me from becoming +his--body and soul." + +"No," he said; "I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable +me to do so." + +"I tell you if it had not been for you--for the book which you wrote, I +should be to-day a miserable castaway." + +He looked puzzled. + +"I cannot quite understand," said he. "I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar +of Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were +complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which +I had presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of +reading it." + +"It was that which saved me," she cried. "Oh, what fools girls are! They +are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest +child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of +men--some men--so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge +of womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told +all that we should guard against?" + +She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing. + +He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying-- + +"I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet +Jessamy Bride." + +She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears. + +"Then you will err," she said. "You will have to think ill of me. Thank +God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me +from all--to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When +I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the +village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had +received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and +feted in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love +with him, and I--innocent fool that I was--considered myself the most +favoured creature in the world because he made love to me. Any day we +failed to meet I wrote him a letter--a foolish letter such as a +school miss might write--full of protestations of undying affection. +I sometimes wrote two of these letters in the day. More than a month +passed in this foolishness, and then it came to my uncle's ears that we +had meetings. He forbade my continuing to see a man of whom no one knew +anything definite, but about whom he was having strict inquiries made. I +wrote to the man to this effect, and I received a reply persuading me +to have one more meeting with him. I was so infatuated that I met him +secretly, and then in impassioned strains he implored me to make +a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When he had been +fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies had been +active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, and he +should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I consented +to leave my uncle's house by his side." + +"But you cannot have done so." + +"You saved me," she cried. "I had been reading your book, and, by God's +mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him +I came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With +the suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The +scales fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to +Damascus, only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited +me. I knew that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a +single hour--thanks to the genius that wrote that book--my love for that +man, or what I fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet +him. I returned to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote +to me reproaching me for disappointing him; and the very next day my +uncle's suspicions regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted +in proof positive of the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself +Captain Jackson, He had left the army in America with a stain on his +character, and it was known that since his return to England at least +two young women had been led into the trap which he laid for me." + +"Thank God you were saved, my child," said Goldsmith, as she paused, +overcome with emotion. "But being saved, my dear, you have no further +reason to fear that man." + +"That was my belief, too," said she. "But alas! it was a delusion. So +soon as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in +his true colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I +had been foolish enough to write to him, to my friends--he was even +scoundrel enough to point out that I had in my innocence written certain +passages which were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of +guilt--nay, his letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had +been guilty, so that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. +What was left for me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to +me those letters. I asked him how he could think it consistent with his +honour to retain them and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. +Alas! he soon gave me to understand that I had but placed myself more +deeply in his power." + +"The scoundrel!" + +"Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had +meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year." + +"And 'twas then you thanked me for the book." + +"I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing +that I had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France +together! But then--ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me--I +cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell +rings I am in trepidation." + +"Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this +account?" cried Goldsmith. + +"Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?" she asked. "What did he +say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me +a fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my +letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who +had written them." + +"And his terms?" asked Goldsmith in a whisper. + +"His terms? I cannot tell you--I cannot tell you. The very thought that +I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have +such an insult offered to me makes me long for death." + +"By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!" cried Goldsmith, "for I +shall kill him, even though the act be called murder." + +"No--no!" she said, laying a hand upon his arm. "No friend of mine must +suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother for +fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his +plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters +would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared +that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from +being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I +determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope--the forlorn +hope--that you might be able to help me. Tell me--tell me, my dear +friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that of which +poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'" + +"Guilt? Who talks of guilt?" said he. "Oh, my poor innocent child, I +knew that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought +of you except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted +foolishly; you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your +own pure heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any +monster. Dear child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against +this stroke of fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of +escape for you." + +"Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to +myself a score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what +direction lies my hope of escape?" + +He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said-- + +"'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to +invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it +is the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one +can in a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real +life, my dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts +of fiction. But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by +halves. He will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from +you and then permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity +as that which you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as +Heaven directed my pen to write that book in order that you might be +saved from the fate of my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you +out of your present difficulty." + +"You give me hope," she said. "Yes--a little hope. But you must promise +me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I know how +brave you are--my brother told me what prompt action you took yesterday +when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish to place +yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only cause +it to spring." + +"I feel now that I was foolish," said he humbly; "I ran the chance of +forfeiting your friendship." + +"Oh, no, it was not so bad as that," she said. "But in this matter of +mine I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save +me, if I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man +on the night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what +my feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that +if you had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his +arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged." + +"You have spoken truly," said he. "You are wiser than I have ever been. +But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing +that shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be +saved, whatever may happen." + +He took her hand and kissed it fondly. "You shall be saved," he +repeated. + +"If not----" said she in a low tone, looking beyond him. + +"No--no," he whispered. "I have given you my promise. You must give me +yours. You will do nothing impious." + +She gave a wan smile. + +"I am a girl," she said. "My courage is as water. I promise you I will +trust you, with all my heart--all my heart." + +"I shall not fail you--Heaven shall not fail you," said he, going to the +door. + +He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her +white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the +more pallid! + +He bowed at the door. + + + + +CHAPTER XX. + +He went for supper to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none +of his friends. He had no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as +the latter turned Boswell into ridicule to make sport for the company. +He knew that Garrick would be at the club in Gerrard street, to which he +had been elected only a few days before the production of "She Stoops to +Conquer," and it was not at all unlikely that on this account the club +would be a good deal livelier than it usually was even when Richard +Burke was wittiest. + +While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of +the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce +assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in +attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss +Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the +town were talking. + +The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He +smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which +the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty +of the press as that of which--according to the writer--the ingenious +Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across the +room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the +worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared +with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left. + +He knew perfectly well--had he not good reason to know?--that the man +who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross +nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most +notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals; +and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the +fact that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more +eagerly read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. +That was one of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of +Junius: the appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, +and there was no lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all +that the public demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius +one of the conditions of their acceptance of such compositions--all they +required was that the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy. + +No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that +Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money +that he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called +himself Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there +would be no difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people +were always much more ready to believe evil than good regarding any +one--especially a young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been +breathed--the result of the publication of the letters would mean +practically ruin to the girl who had been innocent enough to write them. + +Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled +at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in +regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum +the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in +such matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, +that because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was +not sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the +possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should +find it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and +he believed, with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was +situated would be to forfeit their respect forever. + +She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and +he felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her +sake. + +He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often +in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon--how often his +friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly +not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some +occasions he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also +remembered how, when he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned +out that he had never been more clearly imposed upon. + +He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system. + +He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question +(which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of +shrewdness). + +How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required +it, cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly +wisdom? By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the +world? + +He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he +reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the +waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings +short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could +not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly +felt no vexation at being made so easy a victim of--he was accustomed to +that position. + +When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between +the bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred +at the end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, +coals, all thoughts of guile--all his prospects of shrewdness were cast +aside. He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, +he had no right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his +property. They either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary +Horneck, as--as what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he +had promised Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of +that which he had admitted to be foolishness. + +Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping, +dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without +reproach put those verses into the girl's hand--when, learning the +truth, she would understand. + +And that time did come. + +In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to +get possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his +attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes +for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully +aware that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of +a criminal prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the +discovery of all that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide. + +It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it +would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular +affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to +defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with. + +That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the +woman to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was +accustomed to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should +have considerable difficulty in finding her. + +He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the +question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he +knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to +do so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and +he liked her. + +He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him--if he made +it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her +while. + +He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became +impatient at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington +until the evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced +a visitor--one with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as +Colonel Gwyn. + +Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He +recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at +the Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit +to Brick Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted +Colonel Gwyn as if he considered it to be one of the most natural +occurrences in the world for him to appear at that particular moment. + +"Dr. Goldsmith," said the visitor when he had seated himself, "you +have no doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of +calling upon you without first communicating with you." + +"Not at all, sir," said Goldsmith. "'Tis a great compliment you offer to +me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir." + +"You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject +have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men." + +"Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose +generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment." + +And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had +so successfully caricatured. + +"Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The +fact is, sir, that I--I--i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you +how it is I appear before you in this fashion." + +"You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You +are a friend of my best friend--Sir Joshua Reynolds." + +"Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr. +Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem +of--of--well, of all the members of the Horneck family." + +It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way +his visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what +reply to make to him. + +"I perceive that you are surprised, sir." said Gwyn. + +"No, no--not at all--that is--no, not greatly surprised--only--well, +sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like +yourself, a soldier," stammered Goldsmith. + +"I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past +week or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith," said Gwyn; "but upon no +occasion have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me +she was by no means well." + +"And they told you the truth, sir," said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely. + +"You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that +they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must +confess a headache was not specified." + +"Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. +But why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel +Gwyn?" + +Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely. + +"I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking +a liberty," he said somewhat awkwardly. + +"Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?" asked Goldsmith. + +"Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see--sir, you are, I know, a favoured friend +of the lady's--I perceived long ago--nay, it is well known that she +regards you with great affection as a--no, not as a father--no, as--as +an elder brother, that is it--yes, as an elder brother; and therefore +I thought that I would venture to intrude upon you to-day. Sir, to be +quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but I hesitate--as I am sure +you could understand that any man must--before declaring myself to her. +Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you might not conceive it to +be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to ask you if you knew of +the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope you will be frank +with me, sir." + +Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel +Gwyn was a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat +upright on his chair--a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some +people, but that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat +inclined to be pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that +they were the manners of a gentleman. + +Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary +Horneck away from him? he asked himself. + +He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last +he gave a little start. + +"You should not have come to me, sir," he said slowly. + +"I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir," said Gwyn. + +"On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your +confidence. But--ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a lady +would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?" + +"I thought it possible that she--Miss Horneck--might have let you know. +You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so she +might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair. +Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of--well, a sort of vested +interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak." + +"Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate +them for the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become +accustomed. I have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the +children of their happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if +they were their own offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, +that poets become sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, +which is quite apart from the world of letters." + +Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no +difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the +exact appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted +as much. + +"I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning," he said. "But for that +matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite +plain to you." + +"Oh, yes," said Goldsmith, "I think I gathered from your words all that +you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to +subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the +lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your +chances of success." + +"How admirably you put the matter!" said Gwyn. "And I fancied you did +not apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?" + +"I cannot tell," said Goldsmith. "Miss Horneck has never told me that +she loved any man." + +"Then I have still a chance?" + +"Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments +to their fathers--no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to +consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to +advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself +if you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to +become attached. Add to the effect of your personality--which I think is +great, sir--the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you have +won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether your +suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies." + +"You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is +some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss +Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations +that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex." + +"You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn." + +"I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the +man exist who would be worthy of her love?" + +"He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love +some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It +is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women. + +"It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest +consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. +Goldsmith--not as men go--there is in my lifetime nothing that I have +cause to be ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, +her purity, her tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own +presumption in aspiring to win her. You think me presumptuous in this +matter, I am convinced, sir." + +"I do--I do. I know Mary Horneck." + +"I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with +me in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me +to thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me +away without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that +I have your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my +happiness." + +"Colonel Gwyn, my wishes--my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck may +be happy." + +"And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it." + +Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to +him. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI. + +Never for a moment had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men +who were understood to be admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made +humourous verses on some of them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic +illustrations, and Mary and her sister had had their laugh. He could not +even now feel jealous of Colonel Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more +eligible suitor than the majority whom he had met from time to time at +the Hornecks' house. He knew that since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the +girl had no thoughts to give to love and suitors. If Gwyn were to go +to her immediately and offer himself as a suitor he would meet with a +disappointment. + +Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who +had just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be +exultant at the thought that it was he--he--Oliver Goldsmith--who had +been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret--with the duty of saving +her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her. + +Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's +enterprise had fallen. + +He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a +position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the +rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable +instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the +hand of the maiden? + +For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate +all his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the +struggle had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had +become the most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor +at the Royal Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most +eminent men of the period. And then, although he was plain of face and +awkward in manner--nearly as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as +Johnson--he had been appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in +England. He felt that he had reason to exult. + +But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with +Colonel Gwyn--he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel +Gwyn. What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in +preference to Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a +mirror in order to learn what chance he would have of being accepted +as the lover of a lovely girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to +himself? + +He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he +had--a glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness. + +He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from +complete despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted +with the task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her +destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it, +too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before +him: he had taken no step toward saving her. + +He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the +evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent +Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his +play--in which she did not appear--was being acted on the stage. + +He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that +his design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should +pursue in regard to the actress--how far he would be safe in confiding +in her--was frustrated. + +The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled +with him--well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make +a quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such +a disaster. Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in +Boswell's eyes he could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of +a second person. + +"Psha! Sir," said Goldsmith, "you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you +do of the Irish nation and their characteristics." + +"Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him," said +Boswell. "But now all is over; he will never see me again." + +"Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in +order to give you a chance of knowing him better?" said Goldsmith. + +"For the life of me I cannot see how that could be," cried Boswell after +a contemplative pause. + +"Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a +consciousness of his generosity." + +"What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me +again?" + +"No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would +feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain +secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of +talking together." + +"What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?" + +"Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his +biographer." + +Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which +the Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously. + +"Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr. +Goldsmith?" he cried anxiously. + +"I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir," replied Goldsmith, with +an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said +that Shakespeare was pompous. + +"Now you are imitating him," said Boswell. "But I perceive that he has +told you of our quarrel--our misunderstanding. It arose through you, +sir." + +"Through me, sir?" + +"Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the +Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no +one of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has +lately been mimicking the Dean--yes, down to his very words, at the +Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made +acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and +upbraided me for half an hour." + +"To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?" + +"To no human being, sir." + +"Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one." + +"To no one, sir--that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly have +had the story." + +"Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to +expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well, +perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail +to make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend. +Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly +accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the +Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity +in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson." + +"Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my +friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human +being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of +that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in +order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?" + +"Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true +biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick +and choose the incidents with which he has to deal--that he may, if he +please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his +hero or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you +frankly that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are +mischievous. Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I +insist on your writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the +very words that passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and +you will also furnish me with a list of the persons--if you have not +sufficient paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream +at the stationer's at the corner--to whom you gave an account of the +humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship +with me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do +not seek to avoid so obvious a duty." + +Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam +of a smile on his face. + +He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a +word. + +"Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom," muttered Goldsmith. +"If I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of +hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight." + +(The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told +him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained +his forgiveness. "You were right, sir," the letter concluded. "Dr. +Johnson has still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.") + +But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to +the playhouse in order to consult with the lady who--through long +practice--was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to give +him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. It +was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had +not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon +his confidence with Mrs. Abington. + +The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes +which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act +only of "She Stoops to Conquer" had been reached, and as she did not +appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next +piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers--one which had taken the town +by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every lady +of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was +a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and +loose about the neck and shoulders. + +"Ha, my little hero," cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made +his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then +to Mrs. Abington. "Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? +Oh, lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all +a-dying of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There +was a rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith." + +"The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't, +madam," said Goldsmith. + +"Not if he could avoid it, I am certain," said she. "Faith, sir, +you gave him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the +playhouse, I give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about +you, Dr. Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them +all. For instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it +was the first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making +an attempt upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional +channel." + +"If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that, +Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head," said Goldsmith. "Though, for +that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand +before me in that dress--ay, or any other." + +"Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of +compliment--I sink under it, sir--thus," and she made an exquisite +courtesy. "Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' heads are +as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?" + +"I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am +extremely anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most +accomplished should be moved," said Goldsmith. + +"You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a +comedy as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than +that of Miss Hardcastle." + +"I have the design of one in my head, madam." + +"Then, faith, sir,'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your +head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a +great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And +you have begun the comedy, sir?" + +"I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the +air. I want your assistance in that direction." + +"What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr. +Goldsmith?" + +"Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic +as Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you +give me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?" + +"With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr. +Goldsmith." + +"I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I +have to tell you." + +"Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir." + +"How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?" + +"Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against +him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his +family--a critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your +face suggested." + +"I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for +help." + +"Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I +think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When +the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light--which I take to be +the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman--he is too powerful +for me, I frankly confess." + +"Mine is a male fiend." + +"Not the manager of a theatre--another form of the same hue?" + +"Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness." + +"Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman." + +"If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the +greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to +coffee house repeating it." + +"Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir." + +"How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was +more than you could cope with?" + + + + +CHAPTER XXII. + +And now, sir, to face the particulars--to proceed from the fancy +embroidery of wit to the solid fabric of fact--who or what is the +aggressive demon that you want exorcised?" + +"His name is Jackson--he calls himself Captain Jackson," replied Oliver. +He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary Horneck's +story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of this +point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made +any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman +had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him. + +"Jackson--Captain Jackson!" cried the actress. "Why, Dr. Goldsmith, this +is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. Surely, +sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for a +battering-ram to overturn a house of cards--one does not requisition a +park of artillery to demolish a sparrow." + +"Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of +the power of a piece of ordnance," said Goldsmith. "The truth is, madam, +that in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss." + +"If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for +you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been +doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me." + +"I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief, +there is a lady in the question." + +"Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was +waiting for the lady." + +"She is the most charming of her sex, madam." + +"I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may +be taken for granted." + +"Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men." + +"I wonder in what part of the world she lived--certainly not in London." + +"Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared +upon the scene----" + +"Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden, +the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence, +even though the serpent be slaughtered." + +"Pardon me, Mrs. Abington"--Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely--"pardon +me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny +has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction." + +In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story +of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let +it be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from +taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; +and how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to +him, but had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them +the appearance of having been written by a guilty woman. + +"The lady is prostrated with grief," he said, concluding his story. "The +very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is +killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of +knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat." + +"'Tis a sad story indeed," said Mrs. Abington. "The man is as bad as +bad can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the +Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of +meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell +the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had +been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point +possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know +that all the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of +Scotland 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of +guineas, Dr. Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?" + +"That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to +think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl," said +Goldsmith. + +"Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not +in the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles," +cried the lady. "Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in +a bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego +the dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the +coins." + +"You may be right," said he. "But whence are the guineas to come, pray?" + +"Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a +couple of hundred pounds." + +"Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! +She would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she +had written letters of affection to such a man." + +"She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith." + +"If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have +allowed herself to be imposed on by a stranger?" + +"Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen +who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on +your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return +to the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? +How do you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?" + +"Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in +conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room. +It occurred to me that perhaps--it might be possible--in short, Mrs. +Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel could +be entrapped." + +"You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary +men--and of wary--is what nature and art have fitted me for--nature and +practice?" + +"I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear +madam. But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady +with whom I am acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest +intelligence. That is why you are our greatest actress. The highest +intelligence is valueless on the stage unless it is associated with a +heart that beats in sympathy with the sorrow and becomes exultant with +the joy of others. That is why I regard myself as more than fortunate in +having your promise to accept a part in my next comedy." + +Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the +author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him +out of his difficulty. + +"I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir," said +the actress. "Yes, in spite of your being--being--ah--innocent--a poet, +and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, Dr. +Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to--to--well, shall +we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?" + +"That is the position I long for, dear madam." + +"Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know +you, Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or +two--that will give both of us a chance of still further considering the +possibility of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe +it was the lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were +doubtless for running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his +throat without the delay of a moment." + +"Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington." + +"Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most +about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say, +'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?" + +"Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite +perceive their bearing." + +"Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their +little step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, +I perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress +for my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used +to term 'ructions.'" + +She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not +before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very +effective kiss. + +He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for +he was not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had +departed without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would +have regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, +that clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt +that it was a pleasure to do anything for such a man--especially as he +was a writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she +could so interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be +the most notable success of the season. + +As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some +progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not +feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not +been at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting +with Mrs. Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. +Abington were associated. + +The next day he got a message that the success of his play was +consolidated by a "command" performance at which the whole of his +Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because +it meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the +sentimentalists who were still harping upon the "low" elements of +certain scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good +augury. He felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan +by which he should be able to get possession of the letters. + +When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had +not been unmindful of his interests. + +"The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall +yesterday," said she, "but I tolerated him--nay, I encouraged him--not +for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, +but for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking +fool of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly +makes a fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of +herself." + +"Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world, +Mrs. Abing ton," said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with +laughter. + +"You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith," she +said. "But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for +I have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably +the most effective." + +"You have found that by your experience of traps?" said Goldsmith. "The +smile is the silken net?" + +"Even so," said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. "Ah, +Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you." + +"Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me, +but at me." + +"Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being +smiled at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response +to the encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my +private address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when +the fly begins to lure on the spider." + +"'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not--to the fly." + +"Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. +Sir, to be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private +address, but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next +Thursday night." + +"Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my +behalf----" + +"Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that +I am only interested in my sister-fly--would she be angry if she were to +hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?" + +There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed +upon Goldsmith's ear. + +"Madam," said he, "she is a Christian woman." + +"Ah, Dr. Goldsmith," said the actress, "a very small amount of Christian +charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. +Let that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on +Thursday night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round +the corner, and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you +to appear boldly, as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my +hospitality. You must come into the room when we have begun, carrying +with you a roll of manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene +of your new comedy, upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you." + +"I shall not fail to recollect," said Goldsmith. "Why, 'tis like the +argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more +elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it." + +"Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir," said the lady. "I think I +know the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama +of mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which +you will not be able to play to perfection." + +"You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument. +When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I +trust, ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the +pleasure of your society for even an hour." + +"I will ask you to join us at the table, and then--well, then I have +a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our +friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known +all his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters +of his." + +Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could +possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity--the fact +being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving. +Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a +romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had +formed the basis of more than one comedy--he had a notion that if these +comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have +been so clearly defined. + +She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it. + +"What, sir!" she cried. "Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity +of my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt--not at +scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play." + +"I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a +play, dear lady," said he. "But then, you see, it would be in my power +to make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the +right moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that +was necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes +quite hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most +ordinary precepts of art." + +"Psha! sir," said the actress. "Nothing in this world is certain. I am +a poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my +life. At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully +arranged plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the +slovenliness of the actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain +dialogue, yet in the end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama +out of the ruins of our schemes than we originally designed. So, in this +case, sir, I am not without hope that even though our gentleman's lips +remain sealed--nay, even though our gentleman remain sober--a great +calamity--we may still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep +your ears open and I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if +between us we cannot get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel." + +"I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam," said Oliver; "and I +can only repeat what you have said so well--namely, that even the most +clumsy of our schemes--which this one of yours certainly is not--may +become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by +that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you +on Thursday evening." + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII. + +Goldsmith for the next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a +consciousness of having wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon +Mrs. Abington and discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing +the purpose which he had at heart; for he could not but perceive how +shallow was the scheme which she had devised for the undoing of Mary +Horneck's enemy. He felt that it would, after all, have been better for +him to place himself in the hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had +promised to find out for him, and to do his best to run the scoundrel +through the body, than to waste his time listening to the crude scheme +concocted by Mrs. Abington, in close imitation of some third-class +playwright. + +He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her +scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to +join her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent +his exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan +for obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without +seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when +he had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness +which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident +to effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had +suggested the possibility of such an accident taking place--in fact, she +seemed to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than +upon the ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think +that she was right in this respect. He had a considerable experience +of life and its vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a +jesting mood the most judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be +overturned by an accident apparently no less trivial than the raising of +a hand, the fluttering of a piece of lace, or the cry of a baby. + +He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and +a vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain +causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he +met a young woman who changed--for a time--all his ideas of the sex. As +he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that +Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a +factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an +accident is only another form of despair. + +In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he +met Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an +Italian fencing master and send him to Brick Court. + +"What!" cried Baretti. "Have you another affair on your hands in +addition to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You +do not need to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller." + +"I do not look forward to fighting booksellers," said Goldsmith. "They +have stepped between me and starvation more than once." + +"Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain +to make money by his philanthropy?" asked Baretti in his usual cynical +way. + +"I cannot say," replied Goldsmith. "I don't think that I can lay claim +to the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any +rate, I do not mean ever to beat another." + +"'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your +mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best +swordsman in Europe," said Baretti. + +"Do so, my friend," said Goldsmith; "and when I succeed in killing a +critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as +a memento." + +"I shall look for them--yes, in five years, for it will certainly take +that time to make you expert with a sword," said the Italian. "And, +meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a +fighter as Kenrick." + +"In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you +may take a fancy to have." + +"And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a +martyr--a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other unclean +beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine +within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he +should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel, +as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not +want a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear +one of our friends would have no objection to a limb or two." + +"And who may that friend be?" + +"You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating +with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?" + +"Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?" + +"What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the +little Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. +Sir, Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than--than----" + +"A lioness robbed of her whelps?" + +"Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is +the bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that +you had boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; +and the best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit +into the jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles--reminiscent of +his native land--ever since." + +Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of +Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of +Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous +evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all +the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, +his first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite +flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which +every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy, +said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit +who had shouted: "Stick to the coo, mon!" On the whole, Garrick said, he +thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in +many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion--whatever it might +be worth--that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was most +successful in attempting. + +Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions +accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in +believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening. + +He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to +inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, +and he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme +which she had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of +inducing the man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he +was in the habit of keeping the letters. + +"These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups," +said she; "and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may +become dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. +If he suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say +farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them." + +"What then is to be gained by our supping with him?" said Goldsmith. + +"Why, you are brought into contact with him," she replied. "You will +then be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take +him unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? +heavens, sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak--one +cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening, +and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this +fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting +the letters into your pocket." + +"I'll hope for better luck than that," said Oliver. + +"Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything," said she. "But good +luck is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the +cleverest people." + +"That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny," +said Goldsmith. "But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. +Abington as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex." + +"Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me," said she. + +"Madam," said he, "I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take +your advice and reserve my compliments to you for--well, no, not a +month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done +very well." + +As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly +that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an +alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of +an adroit scoundrel. He had heard--nay, he had written--of the wiles of +women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of testing a +woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his estimate +of their value. + +It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare +tavern at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll +of manuscript in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the +waiter to inform the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was +very fluent up to this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave +when he found himself face to face with the man who had made the life of +Mary Horneck miserable. He wondered if he would be able to restrain his +impulse to fly at the scoundrel's throat. + +When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington +that she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended +the stairs to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved +himself to play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not +beyond his powers. + +Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her +chair laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her +_vis-à-vis_, for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting +upon it and one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the +points of his narrative. + +When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, +pleasantly, but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the +story which Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with +his fingers still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most +inopportune entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other +is in the act of telling a story to an appreciative audience--say, a +beautiful actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be +seen to the greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb +and flow of that roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate +wimplings, rising and falling between the porcelain of her throat and +the curve of the ivory of her shoulders. + +The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition +of Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. +Abington's tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned +his head round as the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward +the table, bowing profusely--rather too profusely for the part he was +playing, the artistic perception of the actress told her. + +"Ha, my little author!" cried the man at the table with the swagger of a +patron. + +"You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers--the best time +for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served." + +"Ah, sir," said Goldsmith, "we poor devils are forced to wait upon the +convenience of our betters." + +"Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their +convenience in an ante-room--ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that the +scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets write +best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals." + +"For shame, Captain!" cried Mrs Abington. "Dr. Goldsmith is a man as +well as a poet. He has broken heads before now." + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV. + +Captain Jackson laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself +back in his chair and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had +advanced to the side of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of +the bookseller's hack. He played the part very indifferently, the lady +perceived. + +"Faith, my dear," laughed the Captain, "I would fain believe that he is +a terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head +broke by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I +swear that I never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is +accustomed to spread terror around." + +"Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked," said Mrs. +Abington. + +"Nay, my dear madam," cried her _vis-à-vis_, "you must pardon me for +saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great +exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known +kitchen principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a +poet's pate, being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would +overcome a sound head." + +"I meant nothing like that, Captain," said Mrs. Abington. Then she +turned to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. +"Come, Dr. Goldsmith," she cried, "seat yourself by me, and partake of +supper. I vow that I will not even glance at that act of your new play +which I perceive you have brought to me, until we have supped." + +"Nay, madam," stuttered Goldsmith; "I have already had my humble meal; +still----" + +He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a +hoarse laugh, crying-- + +"Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated +by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow +himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the +romance which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a +party. Has he never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable +kill-joy?" + +"You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain," said the actress in +smiling remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view +of the poet's weakness. "You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of +parts. He is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; +will you, Dr. Goldsmith?" + +She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast +at him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own +part he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was +patronised till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in +a sickly way as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's +cloak was flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to +seating himself. + +"Madam, I am your servant," he murmured; "Sir, I am your most obedient +to command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such +distinguished company." + +"And so you should, sir," cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled +about, laying a fresh plate and glass, "so you should. Your grand +patrons, my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you +from slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely +to feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, +General Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I +had half a mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking +me over! May I die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the +General a lesson which he would have remembered to his dying hour--his +dying hour--that is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn +upon him." + +"Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends," said Mrs. Abington. +"But I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being +drawn on his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends." + +"If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I +swear," cried the Captain bowing over the table. + +"Good," she said. "And so I call upon you to drink to his health--a +bumper, sir, a bumper!" + +The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With +an air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained +it with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of +Goldsmith. + +"Hang him!" he cried, when he had wiped his lips, "I bear Goldsmith no +malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam, +shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge +after charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health +of a little man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show +does his bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous +to my heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me." + +"Nay, Captain," said the lady, "I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain +from challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many +healths during the day, sir." + +"What mean you by that, madam?" he cried. "Do you suggest that I cannot +carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you +gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that +you would have a chance of offering." + +"Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that," said the actress hastily. "I will +prove to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. +Goldsmith's new comedy." + +"Now you are very much my dear," said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy +decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. "Yes, +your confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, +shall it be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American +rebels--curse 'em!--turn as green as their own coats--shall it be +said that Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel--Washington his +name is--George Washington"--he had considerable difficulty over the +name--"is accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men--not +men, but lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his +Majesty's forces into the Potomac'--shall it be said that--that--what +the devil was I about to say--shall it be said?--never mind--here's to +the health of Colonel Washington!" + +"Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies," said Mrs. +Abington, rising. "'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; +and, sir, you still wear the King's uniform." + +"The devil take the King's uniform!" shouted the man. "The devils of +rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell +you, madam, that--nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is +drank----" Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the room and +seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung his +cloak. + +"Hold, sir," cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter +upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. "Hold, sir, I +perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured +by your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success +to the cause that will triumph in America." Jackson, who was standing at +the table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a +half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make +him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast. + +"It sounds all right," he muttered as if he were trying to convince +himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. "It sounds all +right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my +little poet," he continued. "I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink, +sir--drink to the success of the cause in America." Goldsmith got upon +his feet and raised his glass--it contained only a light wine. + +"Success to it!" he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his +third tumbler of brandy. + +"Hark ye, my little poet!" whispered the latter very huskily, lurching +across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not +returned to her place. "Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a +general of generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned +me out of the regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from +Boston port, that he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was +mistaken, sir, and that one of these days----Mum's the word, mind you! +If you open your lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to +pieces. I'll flay you alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, +let me tell you. What message did he send me when he heard that I was +ready to blow Cornwallis's brains out and march my company across the +Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to man--though a poet isn't quite a +man--but that's my generosity. Said Washy--Washy--Wishy--Washy---- +Washington: 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the +colonists, Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who +would make the attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's +the message I got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't +everybody. Mark me, my friend--whatever your name is--I've got +letters--letters----" + +"Yes, yes, you have letters--where?" cried Goldsmith, in the +confidential whisper that the other had assumed. + +The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and +then across his face there came the cunning look of the more than +half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his +chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing. + +"Letters--oh, yes--plenty of letters--but where?--where?--that's my own +matter--a secret," he murmured in vague tones. "The government would +give a guinea or two for my letters--one of them came from Mount Vernon +itself, Mr.--whatever your name maybe--and if you went to Mr. Secretary +and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'"--he pronounced the word "Secrary"--"'I +know that Dick Jackson is a rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are +the letters to prove it?' where would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, +my brains are not like Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the +lady?" + +He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as +well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room. + +"I'm here," cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of +which Jackson's coat was thrown. "I am here, sir; but I protest I shall +not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air." + +"Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?" cried the man with a lurch +forward and a wave of the hand. "Madam, I'm shocked--quite shocked! I +wear the King's coat, though that cloak is my own--my own, and all that +it contains--all that----" + +His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at +his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; +he saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness +that only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the +cloak lay. He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining +until he came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the +pocket a leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively +into the bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was +another packet. + +Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over +her chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that +Sir Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as "Miss Prue." +She gave a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed +coarsely, saying huskily-- + +"A handkerchief--I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket of +my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure--that's my motto. And now, my +charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for I'll +challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill up +your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.--Mr. Killjoy, we'll call +you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend only +knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that the +truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast--whatever it may +be--or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!" + +Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy +remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the +man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass +before Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand +on the table, into a standing attitude, murmuring-- + +"Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs. +Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my +table, and to drink to your health, dear madam." + +He swallowed the contents of the tumbler--his fourth since he had +entered the room--and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into his +chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass. + +[Illustration: 0315] + +"That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir," she cried, +standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her +hand. "You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and +Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of +my room, sir!" + +She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought +it down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face +watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken +stupour, his jaw fallen. + +Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room. + +"Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman," said the actress, +pointing to the man who alone remained--for the best of reasons--seated. + +"A coach? Certainly, madam," said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow. + +"Dr. Goldsmith," resumed Mrs. Abington, "may I beg of you to have the +goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the +hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have +a wish to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is +Whetstone Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir." + +* She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men +watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from +uttering a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to +Goldsmith that she was acting her part admirably--that she had set +herself to give him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet +which she, as well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket +of his cloak to that of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great +difficulty in extracting the bundle from the man's pocket when in the +coach. + +"They're full of their whimsies, these wenches," were the first words +spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in +his repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. "What did I +say?--what did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel +hurt, sir, more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. +What's her name--I'm not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? +Anyhow, she insulted me grossly--me, sir--me, an officer who has charged +his Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac +flows down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few +stories about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been +their darling always." Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but +husky tone, for the brandy had done its work very effectively, and +he had now reached what might be called--somewhat paradoxically--the +high-water mark of intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter +re-entered the room to announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at +the door of the tavern. + +At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung +it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among +the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord +and a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. +He made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed +him down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord +and his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such +persons, and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith +reached the street. + +"Hold on, sir," he cried, "I am accompanying that gentleman to his +lodging." + +"Nay, Doctor," whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, "the +fellow is a brawler--he will involve you in a quarrel before you reach +the Strand." + +"Nevertheless, I will go, my friend," said Oliver. "The lady has laid it +upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards." + +He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV. + +The instant he had seated himself he found to his amazement that the +man beside him was fast asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the +cushions one might have fancied that he had been sleeping for hours +rather than minutes, so composed was he. Even the jolting of the +starting coach made no impression upon him. + +Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had +arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession +he must act at once. + +He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in +detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All +he had to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the +pocket, and then leave the coach while it was still in motion. + +The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted +his position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his +breast to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened +himself in some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite +unaware of the fact that some one was seated beside him. + +"Dear madam, you do me great honour," he said, and then gave a little +hiccupping laugh. "Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me +all the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give +you the plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold +the documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to +put pen to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to +a fool. Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them--no price whatever +except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they +shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, +my lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her +own letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, +in case of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, +for I know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the +pocket of my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em--in case of +accidents, Ned--to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! +and here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars +for them." + +Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken +man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive. + +Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he +referred to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel +had not only tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been +endeavouring to sell the secrets of the King's forces to the American +rebels. Goldsmith had, however, no doubt that the letters which he was +desirous of getting into his hands were those which the man had within +his waistcoat. His belief in this direction did not, however, assist him +to devise a plan for transferring the letters from the place where they +reposed to his own pocket. + +The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious +Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of +the brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his +fingers remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would +be quite impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith +could not claim to be, to open the garment. + +He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the +packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet +that it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont +Blanc, was maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any +more attempts to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, +and Goldsmith knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough +to cope with three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique. + +Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit +so broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the +entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp. +Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest +did not end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide +awake, and he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he +spoke that he showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very +far from sober. + +"Good Lord!" he cried, "how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you +be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me--grossly +insulted me--turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, you +rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you to +look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for you. +Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?" + +Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might +not be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward +attempt to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration +of the question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open +the door. He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the +coach on to the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on +its leathern straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the +turnstile. At the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance +to the court, almost coming in collision with Jackson. + +"You cursed, clumsy lout!" shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round +as the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the +other. + +"You low ruffian!" he said. "You cheated me last night, and left me +to sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been +waiting for you. Take that, you scoundrel--and that--and that----" + +He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the +forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he +fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the +street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm. + +Goldsmith shouted out, "Follow him--follow the murderer!" pointing +wildly in the direction taken by the stranger. + +In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a +pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his +hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the +body in order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more +adroitness than was necessary--for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp +all the street was in darkness--slipped the wallet into his other hand +and then under his coat. + +A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which +had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had +been run through with a sword. + +"It was a knock-down blow," said Goldsmith, still leaning over the +prostrate man; "and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great +harm has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a +beer barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his +recovery. Ah, he is recovering already." + +He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back, +almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a +sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he +meant by choking him. + +A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith +picked up his hat and straightened his sword, saying-- + +"Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his +physician in that way has small need of his services. I thought the +fellow might be seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point +recently; and so good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he +relapse. By a casual savour of him I should say that he is not used to +water." + +He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, +and as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on +completely recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned +him, would miss his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was +greatly relieved when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the +head porter, and he paid the driver with a liberality that called down +upon him a torrent of thanks. + +As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from +cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no +doubt that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands +of his dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him--had +alone trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task. + +He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his +room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the +wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes, +and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a +chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had +taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of +Mrs. Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that +they were the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress! + +He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He +was utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the +occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. +He could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, +covered with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own +desk before starting for the tavern. + +What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into +the wallet? + +Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an +hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer. + +He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come +over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over +which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table, +Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining +until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which +he transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had +had no time--at least, so Goldsmith thought--to put the sham act of the +play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so +unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been +in the wallet? + +Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the +greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the +craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition +of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected +Mrs. Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the +expense of the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, +and had fooled them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying +that they were entrapping him. + +Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual, +he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he +was showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his +shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that +he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's +happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had +doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made +by Mrs. Abington to entrap him. + +How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the +length of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy +that when they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on +any subject. But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin +to act, she had failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to +place himself in her hands, hoping she would be able to help him. + +He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed +would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the +consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying +to get the better. + +What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, +and tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. +She should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would +have been ready to help her and capable of helping her--some man with a +knowledge of men--some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver of +fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. Nothing +was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn achieve +success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures. + +He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a +house of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his +life, whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze +that had swept down upon it. + +He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical +cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse +than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had +already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least, +prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great +a mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never +have made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he +said that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious +generosity of the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity +that had led him to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was +utterly unsuited; and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him +in the reflection that his awakening had come before it was too late. He +had not been led away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She +had been saved the unhappiness which that confession would bring to +a nature so full of feeling as hers. And he had been saved the +mortification of the thought that he had caused her pain. + +The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees +of the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had +passed before he fell asleep. + +He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he +found that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the +letters which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with +but a languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the +bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith +had promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged +the loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, +from its shape and bulk, a manuscript--one of the many which were +submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned +it over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact +convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or +perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get +accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick. + +He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when +at the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The +instant he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that +the parcel contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's +handwriting to a certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire +village where she had been staying the previous summer. + +On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from +Mrs. Abing ton--the spelling as well as the writing was hers-- + +"'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few +feathers pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in +the capp of dear Dr. Goldsmith." + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI. + +He was so greatly amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the +scattered letters on the table in front of him. He was even more amazed +at finding them there than he had been the night before at not finding +them in the wallet which he had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He +thought he had arrived at a satisfactory explanation as to how he had +come to find within the wallet the sheets of manuscript which he had had +in his hand on entering the supper room; but how was he to account for +the appearance of the letters in this parcel which he had received from +Mrs. Abington? + +So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth--to +appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his +table. But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and +happiness to Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. +She was saved. He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and +who had the means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had +caused him to go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing +the task with which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been +mistaken in applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish +scheme of a pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken +when she had singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most +women would have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a +knight-errant. + +His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his +despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature +knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early +morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; +but now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him--his +imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future +happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to +Mary and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of +Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel +Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished? + +He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of +his formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, +but it was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion +so delicate an enterprise as that which he--Goldsmith--had accomplished. +Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. Abington to help +him, and that was just where he would have made a huge mistake. Any man +who thought to get the better of the devil without the aid of a woman +was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of this as he +stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been when he +had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The previous +half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and +Providence and the world. + +When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate +some breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had +obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's +thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in +the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to +be shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest--she must have +felt the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, +substituting for them the sham act of the play which excused his +entrance to the supper-room. + +The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that +the wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He +recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair +with the cloak--much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the +treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to +turn him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had +been to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her +glass of wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as +Mrs. Baddeley! + +He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that +particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had +acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting +the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly +perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place +the letters beyond the man's hands. + +Once again he laughed, saying out loud-- + +"Ah, I was right--a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy of a +devil!" + +Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was +at hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the +letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself +in connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of +consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face +would lighten--how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks +would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt +that she was safe. + +That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel +bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on +her face--if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her +laughter. And then--then she would be happy for evermore, and he would +be happy through witnessing her happiness. + +He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for +the letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his +servant announced two visitors. + +Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. +The former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a +compatriot of his own, named Nicolo. + +"I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in +my hands," said Baretti. "My friend Nicolo is a master of the art +of fencing as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the +impression, singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than +once during your wanderings in Tuscany." + +"And now I am sure of it," said Nicolo in French. He explained that he +spoke French rather better than English. "Yes, I was a student at +Pisa when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in +recognising him." + +"And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir," +said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; "I cannot, however, recall the +circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my +memory, sir?" + +"There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone," said Signor +Nicolo. + +"I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves," +said Goldsmith quickly. "You were one of the orators--quite reckless, if +you will permit me to say so much." + +The man smiled somewhat grimly. + +"If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day," +said Baretti. "Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable +climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian +government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back +again." + +"It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor +Nicolo," said Goldsmith. "Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of +a beard and mustacio when I saw you some years ago." + +"Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is +now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir," said the man +with another grim smile. + +"You are not quite right, my friend," laughed Goldsmith; "for if my +memory serves me--and it does so usually on the matter of dress--I had +no coat whatsoever to my back--that was of no importance in Pisa, where +the air was full of patriotism." + +"The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country," said +Baretti. "There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We +are examples--Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a +brewer's daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy +Englishman--and there are a good number of them, too--into an expert +swordsman in twelve lessons--yes, if the pupil will but practise +sufficiently afterwards." + +"We need not talk of business just now," said Goldsmith. "I insist on +my old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to +'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such +excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo." + +He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple +of bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to +him--very recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not +have remained. + +The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was +heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the +room. + +"I have found you, you rascal!" he shouted, swaggering across the room +to where Goldsmith was seated. "Now, my good fellow, I give you just +one minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my +pocket last night." + +"And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken +blackguard," said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, +who was in the act of rising. "Come, sir," he continued, "I submitted +to your insults last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I +promise you that I give you no such license in my own house. Take your +carcase away, sir; my friends have fastidious nostrils." + +Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his +gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too +cowardly to attack. + +"You cur!" he said through his set teeth. "I don't know what prevents me +from running you through the body." + +"Do you not? I do," said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of +wine off the table, and was toying with it in his hands. + +"Come, sir," said the bully after a pause; "I don't wish to go to Sir +John Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, +but, by the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will +not spare you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an +hour has passed." + +"Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American +spy, is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith +has at hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest +scoundrels," said Goldsmith. + +Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a +second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. +The bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly. + +"My little poet," he said in a mocking voice, "you fancy that because +you have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you +for your information that I have something in my possession that I can +use as I meant to use the letters." + +"And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall +kill you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!" cried Goldsmith, +leaping up. + +There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through +the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him +behind a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson. + +"Pardon me, sir," said he, bowing to Jackson, "but we cannot permit you +to stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend +and I regard as a grave affront to us." + +"Then let one of you draw!" shouted the man. "I see that you are +Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw, +sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell." + +"Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive," said Baretti. +"I do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a +weaker man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a +ruffian as you undoubtedly are." + +He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter +had whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, +putting quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when +Baretti had turned partly round. + +"Briccone! assassin!" hissed Baretti. "You saw that he meant to kill me, +Nicolo," he said addressing his friend in their own tongue. + +"He shall pay for it," whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his +foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out +of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room. + +"Don't kill him, friend Nicolo," he cried. "We used to enjoy a sausage +or two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase +without absolutely killing the beast." + +The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word. + +Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with +laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian--it was not +melodious--acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, trying to +beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single inch. +He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His expression +resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has airily +offered to play with him opens the game. + +After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to +attack, Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword. + +"Take a chair, sir," said Baretti, grinning. "You will have need of one +before my friend has finished with you." + +Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening +before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt +him now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the +man breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the +Italian. + +Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was +no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but +his antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard +breathing was a contrast to the only other sound in the room--the +grating of steel against steel. + +Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed +gradually to vanish. He became more than serious--surely his expression +was one of apprehension. + +Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as +one of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's +shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in +doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge +of the other man. + +It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as +he pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in +touching Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, +and now it was plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was +breathing hard, and the look of apprehension on his face had increased +until it had actually become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to +perceive this, and malignant triumph was in every feature of his face. +Any one could see that he felt confident of tiring out the visibly +fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with staring eyes, once again clutched +Baretti. + +Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig +and forehead in smiles. + +"I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino," +said he. + +In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third +paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's +head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying +behind it like the little pennon on a lance. + +"Heavens!" whispered Goldsmith. + +"Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist," said Baretti. "For +God's sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that +last was like a bullet." + +Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat +from which it was torn. + +And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his +face. + +"That is his fun," said Baretti. "Oh, body of Bacchus! A great +humourist!" + +The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught +in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it. + +The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but +his antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed +him round the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing +heavily, but apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his +sword into his left hand, and was now fencing from that side. + +Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin. +They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a +meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle. +Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate +dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that +Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a +result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual. + +And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the +man's pocket fell on the floor. + +With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor. +The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining +by a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo +had spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single +flash. Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they +were the batch of letters which he had received in the course of his +traffic with the American rebels. + +"Come, Sandrino," said Baretti, affecting to yawn. "Finish the rascal +off, and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. +Come, sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has +kept us from our wine too long already." + +With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right +sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash +over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of +the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with +an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor, +thoroughly exhausted. + +[Illustration: 0349] + +Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung +the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the +guard. + +"John," shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had +witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too +exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) "John, give that +man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked +out of my house." When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to +the half-naked panting man. "You are possibly the most contemptible +bully and coward alive," said he. "You did not hesitate to try and +accomplish the ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here +with intent to murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your +clutches. If I let you go now, it is because I know that in these +letters, which I mean to keep, I have such evidence against you as will +hang you whenever I see fit to use it, and I promise you to use it if +you are in this country at the end of two days. Now, leave this house, +and thank my servant for giving you his coat, and this gentleman"--he +pointed to Nicolo--"for such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you +never before received." + +The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which +John Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot. + +"You contemptible cur!" he said, "I have not yet done with you. You have +now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of +them passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in +pretty high places, let me tell you." + +"I do not doubt it," said Baretti. "The gallows is a high enough place +for you and your friends." + +The ruffian turned upon him in a fury. + +"Look to yourself, you foreign hound!" he said, his face becoming livid, +and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare +as before. "Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to +be made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!" + +"Turn that rascal into the street, John," cried Goldsmith, and John +bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he +flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his +powers--not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, but +one which he was certain was more English in its style. + +"No one shall lay a hand on me," said Jackson. "Do you fancy that I am +anxious to remain in such a company?" + +"Come, sir; you are in my charge, now," said John, hustling him to the +door. "Come--out with you--sharp!" + +In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly +and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put +on the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him +walk in the direction of the Temple lodge. + +Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the +prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them +on his wall. + +"You came at an opportune moment, my friend," said he. "You have not +only saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never +have known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of +your art." + +"The best swordsman is the best patriot," said Baretti. + +"That is why so many of your countrymen live in England," said +Goldsmith. + +"Alas! yes," said Nicolo. "Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots, +or you would not be able to live in England." + +"I am not an Englishman," said Goldsmith. "I am an Irish patriot, and +therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it +is not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than +to starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my +dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti? +Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor +an hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects +of the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it +will take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the +fragments of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. +Johnson's friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh." + +"Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind," +said Baretti. "Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no +engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either." + +"He has taken part in one engagement, at least," said Goldsmith, + +"And I am now at your service," said the fencing-master. + +They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his +pocket--the second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his +desk--and, parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and +Anchor in an hour. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII. + +It was with a feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before +known, that Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All +the exhilaration that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary +exhibition of adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with +him. The exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more +than a suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, +Nicolo's pretence of being overmatched early in the contest--breathing +hard and assuming a terrified expression--yielding his ground and +allowing his opponent almost to run him through--could only be regarded +as theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though +amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did +not prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon +Goldsmith, more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt +which he owed to Jackson. + +And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life +in having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world +the terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that +every step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the +realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's +cheeks change to red once more. + +It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to +Barton with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him +this with a grave face as she brought him into a parlour. + +"I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr. +Goldsmith," said the lady. "I believe that she was more than a little +disappointed that you could not find time to come to her." + +"Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?" he asked. This +fresh proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was +very dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise +on the chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in +his ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of +his success. + +"She seemed very anxious to see you," said Mrs. Horneck. "I fear, dear +Dr. Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her +sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any +secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to +Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, +girlish fancy--my brother wrote to me that there had been in his +neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home +with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely +she has got over that foolishness!" + +"Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that +foolishness," said Goldsmith. "You may take my word for it that when she +sees me the roses will return to her cheeks." + +"I do hope so," said Mrs. Horneck. "Yes, you could always contrive to +make her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared +that that disgraceful letter in the _Packet_ had affected you. That was +why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that +nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship." + +"That was very kind of you, my dear madam," said he; "but I have seen +Mary since that thing appeared." + +"To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?" + +"Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance +that when I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to +recovery. You have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor +of medicine, and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in +this direction may amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself +have. Still, I think you will say something in my favour when you see +Mary's condition begin to improve from the moment we have a little chat +together." + +"That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. +Goldsmith. Your chat with her will do more for her than all the +medicine the most skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very +inopportune time for her to fall sick." + +"I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?" + +"Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not +steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly +attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you." + +"The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think." + +He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause. + +"Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman +was drawn toward her?" said the lady smiling. + +"I have every reason to believe in his sincerity," said Goldsmith. "And +you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she +would have listened to his proposals, madam?" + +"Why should she not have done so, sir?" said Mrs. Horneck. + +"Why not, indeed?" + +"Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her," said she. "He is, +to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing." + +"You think so--you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing in +such a case?" said Oliver, rather eagerly. + +"How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?" cried Mrs. +Horneck. "Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I +am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between +my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years. +After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty--thirty-seven, +I believe--but he does not look more than thirty-five." + +"No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which +you give emphasis, madam," said Goldsmith. "And you think that Mary will +see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?" + +"I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself +so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks," said the lady. +"That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring +back the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly +attracted to her." + +"I understand--I understand." + +He spoke slowly, gravely. + +"I knew you would help us," said Mrs. Horneck, "and so I hope that you +will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your +Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have +passed." + +Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for +him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks--not for him, but +for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, +the hours of thought--all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from +facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting +his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her +sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being +for evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a +possession as her love. + +That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and +yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said-- + +"Even so; I am satisfied--I am satisfied." + +It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and +Goldsmith persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he +succeeded in doing so, for he had felt it was quite possible that +Baretti might inquire of him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to +Brick Court, and he could not well explain to the Italian the nature of +the enterprise which he had so successfully carried out by the aid +of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing to take Mrs. Abington into +his confidence, and quite another to confide in Baretti. He was +discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, while the +secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it would be by +no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some people might +laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that which was +generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and Baretti +a man. + +He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn +all about Jackson--that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have +become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance, +for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. +He was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to +prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day. + +Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts +regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which +the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the +conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials, +declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a +man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared +out-- + +"Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here--and indeed, sir, I am +glad that he is not--he would say that your definition was so good as to +make him certain you had stolen it from me." + +"Nay, sir,'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you," said +Goldsmith. + +"Sir," said Dr. Johnson, "I did not say that it was good enough to have +been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very +foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, +Dr. Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, +that you would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of +stealing from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which +when it comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, +are you satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?" + +"Sir, I am more than satisfied," said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the +cunning master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. +This was a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience. + +After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre, +to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington +for managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped +to do. + +He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her +costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the +less subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, +holding her hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to +speak, and she knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she +was quite accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, +were of equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's. + +"Well, my poet," she said at last, "have you need of my services to +banish any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?" + +"I was right," he managed to say after another pause, "yes, I knew I was +not mistaken in you, my dear lady." + +"Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest +demon that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel," said +she. "Well, sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment--a more doubtful +compliment than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her +champion. But you have not told me of your adventurous journey with our +friend in the hackney coach." + +"Nay," he cried, "it is you who have not yet told me by what means +you became possessed of the letters which I wanted--by what magic you +substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me +into the supper room." + +"Psha, sir!" said she, "'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered +from a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, +that he had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He +gave me a hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is +not to be trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every +document on which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty +naturally received a great shock when he offered to drink to the +American rebels, and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or +so sufficed me to discover the wallet with the letters; but then I +was at my wits' end to find something to occupy their place in the +receptacle. Happily my eye caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay +in your hat on the floor beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick +was played. I had a sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep +me hoping all the night that you would be able to get possession of the +wallet, believing it contained the letters for which you were in search. +Lord, sir! I tried to picture your face when you drew out your own +papers." The actress lay back on her couch and roared with laughter, +Goldsmith joining in quite pleasantly. + +"Ah!" he said; "I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression +which my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most +humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but +he paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he +termed his property." + +"Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?" + +At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs. +Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments. + +"By my faith, sir!" she cried; "I would give ten guineas to have been +there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith," she added a moment afterwards, +"you will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the +town." + +"Nay, my dear," said he. "It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left +my room--not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents +as would hang him." + +"Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon +your life?" cried the actress. "He may try to kill Baretti on a point +of sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a +matter of business." + +"Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is +something in what you say," said Goldsmith. "So I will e'en take a +hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to +the very door of my chambers." + +"Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have +yet to write for me in a comedy." + +"I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my +dear friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude." + +"Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?" cried the actress, looking +at him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua +Reynolds could not quite translate to show the next century what manner +of woman was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young +wife of the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country +girl's smile of Mrs. Abington. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII. + +Goldsmith kept his word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was +alert all the time he was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be +waiting to make an attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any +adventure, however, and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel +of letters and set himself to peruse their contents. + +He had no need to read them all--the first that came to his hand was +sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was +perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the +rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown +themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which +he had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of +Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead +of merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to +England as a suspected traitor. + +As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was +indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had +obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would +certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the +country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon +him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and +Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former +course. + +Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he +ask himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have +been so blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his +honesty. + +He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour +which attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies +of his country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself +to be, he would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly +weaknesses were dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the +tenderness of her heart only made him feel that she was all the more a +woman, and therefore all the more to be loved. + +It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the +Hornecks. + +He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine. +There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he +would attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock +dinner. It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably +be at the meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with +the dangerous character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due +precautions against any attack that the desperate man might be +induced to make upon him. No doubt Baretti would make a good point +in conversation with his friends of the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's +counselling caution to any one; but the latter was determined to give +the Italian his advice on this matter, whatever the consequences might +be. + +It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention +in full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not +return from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the +Academy Baretti failed to put in an appearance. + +He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to +communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not +having a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect. + +"You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper," said +Reynolds. "I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if +only to apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has +promised to come, and I have secured Johnson as well." + +Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in +front, he followed with Reynolds some distance behind--not so far, +however, as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was +engaged in a discourse with his sweet companion--he was particularly +fond of such companionship--on the dignity inseparable from a classic +style in painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the +habiliments of their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a +painter who required any considerable amount of remonstrance from +her preceptors to keep her feet from straying in regard to classical +traditions. The artist who gave the purest Greek features and the Roman +toga alike to the Prodigal Son and King Edward III could not be said to +be capable of greatly erring from Dr. Johnson's precepts. + +All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of +eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious +adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild +suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so +faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might +eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art. + +"What, sir!" cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at +anchor, and pursing out his lips, "would you contend that a member +of Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day +clothes--that the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?" + +"Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman," replied +Goldsmith. + +Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered +to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary +than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his +phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave. + +"Sir," he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, "there is a very +flagrant example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even +depicted in his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted +position, is not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what +would he be if shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after +what you call the natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the +advisability of the epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in +English." + +"And why not, sir?" said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, +"For my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in +Westminster Abbey written in English." + +Every one laughed, including--when the bull had been explained to +her--Angelica Kauffman. + +After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its +door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord +went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds, +lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been +detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass +Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the +reason of his absence from the meeting. + +When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that +as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to +wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped +him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the +hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence. +The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door. + +"If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent," said +Goldsmith. + +In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed +the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out +so as to reach the ear of Reynolds. + +"A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two +men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has +been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding +in the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no +time coming to you." + +"Merciful heaven!" cried Goldsmith. "I was waiting for Baretti in order +to warn him." + +"You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack +as was made upon him," said Steevens. "It seems that the fellow whom +Baretti was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable +gang well known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated +what his name was." + +"And what was his name?" asked Reynolds. + +"Richard Jackson," replied Steevens. "Of course we never heard the name +before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined." + +"The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal," said Goldsmith. + +"Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged, +should a jury find him guilty," said Steevens. "We must make an effort +to avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to +speak to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They +carried my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to +go without delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. +Garrick. He hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John +Fielding at Bow street in the morning." + +"That we shall," said Sir Joshua. "He shall have the best legal advice +available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him +that he may depend on our help, such as it is." + +The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still +waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in +custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but +they offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, +and also to carry back to them his reply. + +Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an +account of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could +not induce the constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, +however, bore in his message to the effect that he might depend on the +help of all his friends in his emergency. + +Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, +and they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd--afar from +reputable crowd--so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed, +and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined +the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in +the surgeon's hands. + +Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the +meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through +the Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two +men rushed out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with +heavy sticks. One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his +sword, but he succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself +with the small fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, +as was the custom in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article +of diet, he had undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great +mischance he must have severed an artery. + +The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his +friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held +a commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being +tried by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to +England by Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, +and had recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house +in Whetstone Park. + +"So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, +it seems to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue," said +Goldsmith. + +"If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the +gentleman," said the Bow street runner. "But I fancy the judge will tell +them that it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of +its rogues." + +Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the +view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid +of the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having +parted from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. +He could not help feeling that Baretti was the victim of +his--Goldsmith's--want of consideration. What right had he, he asked +himself, to drag Baretti into a matter in which the Italian had no +concern? He felt that a man of the world would certainly have acted +with more discretion, and if anything happened to Baretti he would never +forgive himself. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX. + +After a very restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that +Johnson had already gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house +Goldsmith learned that Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; +so it was plain that Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting +about helping him. They all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and +Goldsmith found that Burke had already instructed a lawyer on behalf of +Baretti. His tender heart was greatly moved at the sight of Baretti +when the latter was brought into court, and placed in the dock, with a +constable on each side. But the prisoner himself appeared to be quite +collected, and seemed proud of the group of notable persons who had come +to show their friendship for him. He smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, +and, when the witnesses were being examined, polished the glasses of his +spectacles with the greatest composure. He appeared to be confident that +Sir John Fielding would allow him to go free when evidence was given +that Jackson had been a man of notoriously bad character, and he seemed +greatly surprised when the magistrate announced that he was returning +him for trial at the next sessions. + +Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the +prisoner in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request +was granted. + +He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on +this melancholy drive, saying-- + +"My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to +this." + +"Psha, sir!" said Baretti. "'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this +country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. +In what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross +ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the +protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his +violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by +accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried +for my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice +in this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!" + +"Do not be alarmed," said Goldsmith. "When you appear before a judge and +jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for +being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?" + +"I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way +responsible for this _contretemps_," said Baretti. "But I cannot forgive +that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and failed +to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a +considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow +whom I killed should be regarded sacred--as sacred as though he were an +Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so ridiculous?" + +"You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend," +said Goldsmith. "It is quite impossible that you could be convicted--oh, +quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and +Reynolds and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you." + +But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued +railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at +Newgate. + +It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone +in the coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house +in Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been +uncertain whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to +see Mary Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress +of mind from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the +conclusion that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in +respect of the man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for +him, Goldsmith. Now, however, that he had discharged his duty so far as +he could in regard to Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy +Bride. + +Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the +signs of recent tears were visible on it. + +"Dear Dr. Goldsmith," she said, "I am in deep distress about Mary." + +"How so, madam?" he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to +him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the +point of death? + +"She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than +when she left town," said Mrs. Horneck. "But who could fancy that her +condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as +was brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor +Baretti?" + +"It prostrated her?" + +"Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is +printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he +read out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair +to the floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her +friends, instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met." + +"And now?" + +"Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming +with strange impatience--I told her that you had been here yesterday and +also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke +from her faint--accusing herself of bringing her friends into trouble, +but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come--why does he not come +to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr. +Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her +in this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as +acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw +the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition +is the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to +call to-day." + +"Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam," said Goldsmith, "Will +you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I +am confident that I can restore her to health?" + +"Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!--ah, if you only could! But alas, +alas!" + +He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last +interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of +sobbing within the room came to his ears. + +"Now, my dear child," said her mother with an affectation of +cheerfulness, "you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come +to his Jessamy Bride." + +The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most +pathetically how weak she was. + +"Ah, he is come he is come!" she cried. "Leave him with me, mother; he +has much to tell me." + +"Yes." said he; "I have much." + +Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead. + +She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand +spasmodically in both her own--he felt how they were trembling-as she +cried-- + +"The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead--you know it, of +course? Oh, it is terrible--terrible! But the letters!--they will be +found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be impossible +to keep my secret longer. Will his friends--he had evil friends, I +know--will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by your face that +you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be undone--undone." + +"My dear," he said, "you might be able to bear the worst news that I +could bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?" + +"The best! Ah, what is the best?" + +"It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my +child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness." + +She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped +more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to +speak, but failing to utter a single word. + +He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet +of her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for +certainly a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only +gaze mutely at the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the +truth upon her meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not +now be overwhelmed with the joy of being saved. + +Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung +her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks. +Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed--not hysterically, +but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an effort and +walked across the room to the window that looked upon the street. He +followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she turned round +with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long was it since +he had heard her laugh in that way? + +She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for +her cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, +and her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness. + +"Ah," she cried, putting out both her hands to him. "Ah, I knew that I +was right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew +that you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to +me for evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like +you, dear Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that--so good, so true, +so full of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the +greatest and best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, +dear friend! O, you are a friend to be trusted--a friend who would be +ready to die for his friend. Gratitude--you do not want gratitude. It is +well that you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you +for what you have done? You have saved me from death--from worse than +death--and I know that the thought that you have done so will be your +greatest reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel +that I live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me +out of the deep waters--the waters that had well-nigh closed over my +head." + +He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon +him. His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; +but he felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since +he had lived to see--even through the dimness of tears--so sweet a +face looking into his own with eyes full of the light of--was it the +gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman? + +He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the +small hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the +tendrils of a climbing flower. + +"Have you nothing to say to me--no word to give me at this moment?" she +asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her fingers +seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own. + +"What word?" said he. "Ah, my child, what word should come from such +a man as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete +happiness as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in +words. You have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my +life. You have understood me--you alone, and that to such as I means +happiness." + +She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had +flung them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the +direction of the window. + +"You talk of my understanding you," she said in a voice that had a sob +in it. "Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a +man's nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy +of a thought?" + +He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with +a sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and +locked the fingers of both together. + +Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing +the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in +the throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman +well enough to have no thought of himself--no thought except for her +happiness. + +"No," he said at last. "No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say +to you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for +himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain +happy--watching your happiness--in silence. Perhaps I may understand +you--I may understand something of the thought which gratitude suggests +to you." + +"Ah, gratitude!" said she in a tone that was sad even in its +scornfulness. She had not turned her head toward him. + +"Yes, I may understand something of your nature--the sweetest, the +tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself +better, and I know in what direction lies my happiness--in what +direction lies your happiness." + +"Ah! are you sure that they are two--that they are separate?" said she. +And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his face. + +There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He +still held them behind him. At last he said slowly-- + +"I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were +a chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to +look on happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there +is more happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not +speak--for God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which +are trembling on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us." + +She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she +turned away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, +with her face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly. + +After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair. + +She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a +hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice-- + +"You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that +word; but I can never--never cease to think of you as the best--the +noblest--the truest of men. You have been my best friend--my only +friend--and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by a +woman." + +He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word. + +A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room. + +"Oh, mother, mother!" cried the girl, starting up, "I knew that I was +right--I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a +new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more--that +I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!" + +"Why, what a transformation there is already!" said her mother. "Ah, Dr. +Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!" + +"Friend--friend!" she said slowly, almost gravely. "Yes, he was always +my friend, and he will be so forever--my friend--our friend." + +"Always, always," said Mrs. Horneck. "I am doubly glad to find that you +have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has +just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition. +May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by +seeing you?" + +"No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day," cried the girl. "Send him +away--send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one but +our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do for +me that I should wish to see him?" + +"My dear Mary----" + +"Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet +sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has +not yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing +together as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am +myself again." + +"I will not do anything against your inclinations, child," said Mrs. +Horneck. "I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week." + +"Do, dear mother," cried the girl, laughing. "Say next week, or next +year, sweetest of mothers, or--best of all--say that he had better come +by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by and +by is easily said.'" + + + + +CHAPTER XXX. + +As he went to his chambers to dress before going to dine with the +Dillys in the Poultry, Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. +He had seen the light return to the face that he loved more than all +the faces in the world, and he had been strong enough to put aside the +temptation to hear her confess that she returned the love which he bore +her, but which he had never confessed to her. He felt happy to know that +the friendship which had been so great a consolation to him for several +years--the friendship for the family who had been so good and so +considerate to him--was the same now as it had always been. He felt +happy in the reflection that he had spoken no word that would tend to +jeopardise that friendship. He had seen enough of the world to be made +aware of the fact that there is no more potent destroyer of friendship +than love. He had put aside the temptation to speak a word of love; nay, +he had prevented her from speaking what he believed would be a word of +love, although the speaking of that word would have been the sweetest +sound that had ever fallen upon his ears. + +And that was how he came to feel happy. + +And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he +found a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had +dedicated to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. +He added poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly +interpreted--verses pulsating with the love that was in his +heart--verses which Mary Horneck could not fail to interpret aright +should they ever come before her eyes. + +"But they shall never come before her eyes," he said. "Ah, never--never! +It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life." + +And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day +she might read those verses of his--yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if +that day was far off or nigh. + +When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, +he had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did +not, however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to +entertain his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's +killing of Jackson as an accident. + +After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be +well for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be +to the advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the +threats made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it +might be possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. +But Burke, after hearing the story--no mention of the name of Mary +Horneck being made by Goldsmith--came to the conclusion that it would be +unwise to introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part +of the man who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer--as, +indeed, they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity +on Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered +that a defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was +most likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. +If it could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently +as some of the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, +Burke and his legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance +of obtaining a verdict. + +The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of +the acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine +nature had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's +safety, and any one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated +trial would undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this +matter was fully justified. That there should have been any suggestion +of premeditation in the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of +Baretti seems amazing to a modern reader of the case as stated by +the Crown. But as Edmund Burke stated about that time in the House of +Commons, England was a gigantic shambles. The barest evidence against +a prisoner was considered sufficient to bring him to the gallows for an +offence which nowadays, if proved against him on unmistakable testimony, +would only entail his incarceration for a week. Women were hanged for +stealing bread to keep their children from that starvation which was the +result of the kidnapping of their husbands to serve in the navy; and +yet Burke's was the only influential voice that was lifted up against +a system in comparison with which slavery was not only tolerable, but +commendable. + +Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson +was the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For +all his railing against the detestable laws of the detestable +country--which, however, he found preferable to his own--he ridiculed +the possibility of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered +it within the bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, +however absurd was the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the +likelihood was that he would experience the feelings incidental to such +an excursion. + +He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at +Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty +with his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent +authority of Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition +of the sage. + +It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty +of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste +as well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of +Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that +if one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat +his dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we +know something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the +idiotic insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record +of Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably +deceived no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to +silence. + +But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be--however +insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may--according to Johnson--have been, +there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation +until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though +Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained +an envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined +to mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit +for appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk. + +Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife +was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, +they might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought +by the prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had +attacked him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems +rather a strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law +permitted men to carry swords presumably for their own protection. + +Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he +joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which +was felt--or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was +simulated--by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of +the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the +circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had +not been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance +that he would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the +counsel, as well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old +Bailey. + +When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he +had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he +was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the +Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and +trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works +which he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in +addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of +his promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance. + +He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times +to see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of +friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in +her usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the +fun in which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too +busy to reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's +country house wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in +their pranks, and to submit, as he did with such good will, to their +practical jests. + +He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of +the pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he +would see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her +constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both +of them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure +that he would be as strong a second time. + +This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged--this constant endeavour +to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life endurable to +him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, when a coach +drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had passed, and Mrs. +Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the change which was +apparent in his appearance. + +"Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!" she cried when she entered his little +parlour, "you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he +was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw +you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but +despairing." + +"Nay, my dear madam," he said. "I am only suffering from a slight attack +of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me +assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to +give me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught +sight of you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a +moment; I feared that--ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared." + +"However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked +as I was when you appeared before me," said the lady. "Why, dear sir, +you are killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one +here to give you the attention which your condition requires." + +"What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?" said the Doctor, making a +pitiful attempt to assume his old manner. + +"Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked," said she. "I will take you in +hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now +I will beg of you to go thither in your own." + +"To Barton? Oh, my dear madam----" + +"Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I +should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own +interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others +than to help yourself." + +"How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?" + +"Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one +who could be of the same help to us as you." + +"There is no one who would be more willing, madam." + +"You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that +mysterious indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced +that it was you, and you only, who had brought her back to life." + +"Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again +in need of my help." + +"It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that +you are interested in her future--in the happiness which we all are +anxious to secure for her." + +"Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?" + +"I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family--nay, I can +talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son." + +"You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck." + +"And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. +I know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that +Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent." + +"No; she has not told me that." + +He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the +emotion which he felt. + +"It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally +settled, and so not worthy of another thought," said Mrs. Horneck. + +"Finally settled?" repeated Goldsmith. "Then she has accepted Colonel +Gwyn's proposal?" + +"On the contrary, sir, she rejected it," said the mother. + +He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment +one of gladness? + +"Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible," said +the lady. "Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character +is irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am +convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him--and +yet she sends him away from her." + +"That is possibly because she knows her own mind--her own heart, I +should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world." + +"Alas! she is but a girl." + +"Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives +is worthy of her." + +"That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too +rigidly on that assumption--an assumption which would condemn her to +live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to +take a practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely +concerns the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you +take a great interest." + +"I would do anything for her happiness." + +"I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards +you with the greatest respect and esteem--nay, if I may say it, with +affection as well." + +"Ah! affection--affection for me?" + +"You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard +for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to +yield to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. +Mary is there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence +with her on behalf of Colonel Gwyn." + +"What! I, madam?" + +"Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell +you, my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving +yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for +no one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am +convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion +while turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your +influence, will you not, dear friend?" + +"I must have time to think--to think. How can I answer you at once in +this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me." + +He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace +looking into the empty grate. + +"You are wrong," she said in a low tone. "You are wrong; I know what is +in your thoughts--in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she +would stand on a different footing in respect to you." + +"Ah! a different footing!" + +"I think that you are in error in that respect," said the lady. +"Marriage is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is +not Katherine the same to you now as she was before she married Charles +Bunbury?" + +He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew +of what was in his heart! + +"Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged," said he. + +"And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged," said Mrs. Horneck. + +"But where lies the need for her to marry at once?" he inquired. "If she +were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should +not marry at once; but if she does not love him----" + +"Who can say that she does not love him?" cried the lady. "Oh, my dear +Dr. Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world +of whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, +I was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When +I married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually +disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly, +for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a +woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing +a just opinion on the subject." + +"I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart." + +"Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous +of seeing her married to a good man--a man with whom her future +happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; +alas! that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates +her life and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is +ruled by her heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what +her uncle, with whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her +meeting a certain man there--my brother did not make me acquainted with +his name--and being so carried away with some plausible story he told +that she actually fancied herself in love with him--actually, until my +brother, learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop +to an affair that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her +heart----" + +"Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart." + +"That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at +some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like +the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not +fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you +desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?" + +There was a long pause before he said-- + +"Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to +point out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn." + +"I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend," cried the +mother, catching his hand and pressing it. "But I would ask of you not +to put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl +with a heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that +direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to +the ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love." + +"You are a woman." + +"I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts--her longings--her +hopes--and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart--ah, Dr. +Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's +life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?-- + + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly. + + And finds too late. . .' + +To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of +poor Olivia!" He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines +in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying-- + +"I will go to her." + +"You will be saving her--ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself," +cried Mrs. Horneck. + +He started slightly. + +"Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?" + +"I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and +saw you," she replied. "You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and +the change to the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been +neglecting yourself--yes, and some one who will nurse you back to life. +Oh, Barton is the place for you!" + +"There is no place I should like better to die at," said he. + +"To die at?" she said. "Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death +still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for +you." + +"Your daughter Mary is there," said he. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI. + +He wrote that very evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, +one of his merry letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had +resolved to yield gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant +to leave for Barton the next day. When that letter was written he gave +himself up to his thoughts. + +All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between +her and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making +it impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought +himself to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, +Oliver Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her +sister--with the affection which exists between good friends. + +While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart, +he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic +heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she +had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire, +and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew +what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He +knew that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done +that day, she would have told him that she loved him. + +Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to +follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such +mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be +led in the future? + +Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was +to be found only in marriage--marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn +undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit +to himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He +undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a +good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck, +and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the +dangers which surrounded her. + +Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He +would, moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word +duty, which would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his +argument, tend to frustrate his intention. + +He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, +and he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his +visit would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought +before leaving was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a +moment's consideration. + +She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where +the coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was +even more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. +While still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with +pleasure the instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward +him, and Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself +painfully and laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement +both on her face and on that of her brother-in-law. + +She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so. + +"Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?" he cried. "Why, +you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?" + +Mary only shook her head. + +"I have been ill," said Oliver. "But I am better already, having seen +you both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she +ready to give me another lesson in loo?" + +"She will give you what you need most, you may be certain," said +Bunbury, while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. "Oh! yes; we +will take care that you get rid of that student's face of yours," he +continued. "Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! +But we'll build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you +and such as you, my friend." + +"I tell you I am better already," cried Goldsmith; and then, as the +chaise drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her +face had become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; +she was not even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and +the ploughed fields. + +Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the +uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests +which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; +but though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the +chaise arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her +guest at the great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the +depressing effect of her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not +betray the shock which she experienced on observing how greatly changed +was her friend since he had been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. +She met him with a laugh and a cry of "You have never come to us without +your scratch-wig? If you have forgot it, you will e'en have to go back +for it." + +The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had +last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on, +at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid +vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly +became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for +his friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the +harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that +Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of +his visit to the house he loved. He felt better--better than he had been +for months. + +In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered +her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister +after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing +imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of +his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily +the manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of +the scene, especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she +declared she had good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so +greatly as to cause him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, +when he had meant to talk about love. + +She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much +character into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to +imitate, she never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating +person would be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily +than Goldsmith at the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene. + +Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into +the already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected +to understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his +rejection. A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, +and of course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely +appropriate to Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and +good-humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done in the +house which humoured mirth, the hours passed as they had always done +in the house which had ever been so delightful to at least one of the +guests. + +He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its +fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an +incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was +extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat +as the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day +treated before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband? + +And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to +him--that Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her +future such as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think +what might be in store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only +by her own sympathetic heart. + +He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel +Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to +laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection +of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no +doubt that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of +gravity. + +The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the +afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with +Mary in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new +covers on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of +the many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and +jars of preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with +bundles of sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, +Charles Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in. + +"What a housewife we have become!" he cried. "Quite right, my dear; the +head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft." + +Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before +the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase. + +"I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride," said he, "that I do not enter into the +spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her +husband." + +"'Tis foolish on their part," said she. "But Little Comedy is ever on +the watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active +abettor of her in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle +threadbare by now." + +"Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one," +said he. + +"Indeed, I agree with you," she cried. "I agree with you heartily. I do +not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel +flattered by his attention?" + +"No--no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any +man from the Prince down--or should I say up?" he replied. + +"'Twould be treason to say so," she laughed. "Well, let poor Colonel +Gwyn be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way +of treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more +valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never +saved a poor woman a day's work." + +"I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be," said he quietly. "On the +contrary, I came down here specially to talk of him." + +"Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother," said she, +continuing her work. + +"Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late," +said he. + +"Only of late!" she cried. "Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of +your thoughts long ago as well." + +"I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But +latterly you have never been out of my thoughts." She ceased her work +and looked towards him gratefully--attentively. He left his seat and +went to her side. + +"My sweet Jessamy Bride," said he, "I have thought of your future with +great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as--as--perhaps a father +might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is dependent +upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of snares." + +"I know that," she quietly said. "Ah, you know that I have had some +experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame +would have been mine!" + +"Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful +affair," said he. "It was your tender heart that led you astray at +first, and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But +alas! 'tis just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for +you." + +"Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions," said she. "Did not I send +Colonel Gwyn away from me?" + +"You were wrong to do so, my Mary," he said. "Colonel Gwyn is a good +man--he is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able +to shelter you from all dangers--from the dangers into which your own +heart may lead you again as it led you before." + +"You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?" said she. + +"Yes," he replied. "I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as +his wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a +girl as you in the world." + +"Ah! my dear friend," she cried. "I have seen enough of the world to +know that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from +the day she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only +begin to beset her on that day?" + +"Often--often. But it would not be so with you, dear child--at least, +not if you marry Colonel Gwyn." + +"Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly +man all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the +standpoint of her matchmaking mother." + +"Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this +way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think +of you always as I think of you know--bound to no man--the dearest of +all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same +position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have +seen that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage." + +"And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?" + +"Yes--yes--I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your--your +happiness--yes, happiness in the future." + +"Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!" she cried. "You are +ready to sacrifice yourself--I mean you are ready to forego all the +pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for +the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to +happiness--or what you fancy will be happiness." + +"I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me." + +"I do," she said after a pause. "I do, because I know what it would mean +to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not +marry Colonel Gwyn." + +"Nay--nay--do not speak so definitely," he said. + +"I will speak definitely," she cried. "Yes, the time is come for me to +speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of +being happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else +with all my heart, I dare not--oh! I dare not even entertain the thought +of marrying Colonel Gwyn." + +"You love some one else?" he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment +there went through his mind the thought-- + +"_Her heart has led her astray once again._'" + +"I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength," she cried; +"I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the +world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his +heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long." + +Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying +in a hushed voice-- + +"Ah, child--child--spare me that pain--let me go from you." + +"Not till you hear me," she said. "Ah! cannot you perceive that I love +you--only you, Oliver Goldsmith?" + +"Hush--for God's sake!" he cried. + +"I will not hush," she said. "I will speak for love's sake--for the sake +of that love which I bear you--for the sake of that love which I know +you return." + +"Alas--alas!" + +"I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her +love for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before +heaven would be in my keeping silence--in marrying a man I do not love. +Ah! I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood +your nature--so sweet--so simple--so great--so true. I thought last year +when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling which I had for +you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to know the truth." + +He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper-- + +"Stop--stop--for God's sake, stop! I--I--do not love you." + +She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh +died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes +fixed upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor. + +"You do not love me?" she said in a slow whisper. "Will you say those +words again with your eyes looking into mine?" + +"Do not humiliate me further," he said. "Have some pity upon me." + +"No--no; pity is not for me," she said. "If you spoke the truth when you +said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not love +me." + +"You say you know me," he cried, "and yet you think it possible that +I could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and +sympathetic heart has made for your own undoing. Look there--there--into +that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made." + +He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an +exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering +and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark--a +figure attenuated by want and ill-health. + +"Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child," he said, "and you will see +what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which +have been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the +pain they gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in +the future? Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who +have been kinder than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune +that could befall them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I +could be so base." + +"I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best +worthy of being loved of all men in the world," said she. "Ah, sir, +cannot you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my +affection for you?" + +"Mary--Mary--this is madness!" + +"Listen to me," she said. "I feel that you return my affection; but I +will put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that +you do not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn." + +There was another pause before he said-- + +"Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an +ordeal? Let me go--let me go." + +"Not until you answer me--not until I have proved you. Look into my +eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just +now." + +"Ah, dear child----" + +"You cannot speak those words." There was another long silence. The +terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words +are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was +maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice +whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood +before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with +expectation. + +He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little +way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and +said slowly-- + +"It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover." + +"That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!" + +She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands. + +He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of +the room--out of the house. + +In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much +of the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy +impulse. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII. + +When he did not return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became +alarmed. He had only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went +out; he had left no line to tell them that he did not mean to return. + +Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the +still-room, he inquired. + +She told him the truth--as much of the truth as she could tell. + +"I am afraid that his running away was due to me," she said. "If so, I +shall never forgive myself." + +"What can be your meaning, my dear?" he inquired. "I thought that you +and he had always been the closest friends." + +"If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled," said +she. "You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance +of Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and +begged of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the +proposal of Colonel Gwyn." + +"I heard nothing of that," said he, with a look of astonishment. "And so +I suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and +said something that offended him." + +She held down her head. + +"You should be ashamed of yourself," said he "Have you not seen long ago +that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?" + +"I am ashamed of myself," said she. "I shall never forgive myself for my +harshness." + +"That will not bring him back," said her brother-in-law. "Oh! it is +always the best of friends who part in this fashion." + +Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had +so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he +felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and +induce him to return. + +But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came +back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His +face was very grave. + +"I saw the poor fellow," he said. "I found him at his chambers in Brick +Court. He is very ill indeed." + +"What, too ill to be moved?" she cried. He shook his head. + +"Far too ill to be moved," he said. "I never saw a man in worse +condition. He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks +before now, and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love +to you and to Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he +says." + +"His rudeness! his rudeness!" said Katherine, her eyes streaming with +tears. "Oh, my poor friend--my poor friend!" She did not tell her sister +all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very anxious +to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had seen +him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him had +promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change to +the country. + +The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the +postboy's horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a +letter from the doctor. + +No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to +Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting. + +When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained +sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand--poems addressed to her--the +love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long +hopeless years. + +She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart. + +She started up, crying-- + +"Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me--he loves me as I love him--only +his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love--he loves me, +and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have +sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself--nay, he has sacrificed +himself for me--for me!" + +She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands. + +"My dear--dear sister," said Katherine, "is it possible that +you--you----" + +"That I loved him, do you ask?" cried Mary, raising her head. "Yes, I +loved him--I love him still--I shall never love any one else, and I am +going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good--God will be good. My +love shall live until I go to him." + +"My poor child!" said her sister. "I could never have guessed your +secret. Come away. We will go to him together." + +They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went +together to Brick Court. + +A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs. +Abington. + +"Do not tell me that I am too late--for God's sake say that he still +lives!" cried Mary. + +The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes. + +She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at +the girl, and the girl understood. + +She threw herself into her sister's arms. + +"He is dead!" she cried. "But, thank God, he did not die without knowing +that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake." + +"That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the +Presence," said Mrs. Abington. "Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but +I know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the +thought of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever +lived. Ah, there was none like him--a man of such sweet simplicity +that every word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his +works; you and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not +less than those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the +Son who on earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love." + +Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her. + +She went with her sister among the weeping men and women--he had been a +friend to all--up the stairs and into the darkened room. + +She threw herself on her knees beside the bed. + +THE END. + + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Jessamy Bride, by Frank Frankfort Moore + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE JESSAMY BRIDE *** + +***** This file should be named 51951-8.txt or 51951-8.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/5/1/9/5/51951/ + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. 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Allan Gilbert + </h3> + <h4> + New York + </h4> + <h4> + Duffield & Company + </h4> + <h3> + 1906 + </h3> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0008.jpg" alt="0008 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0008.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0009.jpg" alt="0009 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0009.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <h3> + THE JESSAMY BRIDE + </h3> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <p> + <b>CONTENTS</b> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXII. </a> + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER I. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir,” said Dr. + Johnson, “we have eaten an excellent dinner, we are a company of + intelligent men—although I allow that we should have difficulty in + proving that we are so if it became known that we sat down with a + Scotchman—and now pray do not mar the self-satisfaction which + intelligent men experience after dining, by making assertions based on + ignorance and maintained by sophistry.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “I doubt if the self-satisfaction of even the + most intelligent of men—whom I take to be myself—is interfered + with by any demonstration of an inferior intellect on the part of + another.” + </p> + <p> + Edmund Burke laughed, understanding the meaning of the twinkle in + Goldsmith's eye. Sir Joshua Reynolds, having reproduced—with some + care—that twinkle, turned the bell of his ear-trumpet with a smile + in the direction of Johnson; but Boswell and Garrick sat with solemn + faces. The former showed that he was more impressed than ever with the + conviction that Goldsmith was the most blatantly conceited of mankind, and + the latter—as Burke perceived in a moment—was solemn in + mimicry of Boswell's solemnity. When Johnson had given a roll or two on + his chair and had pursed out his lips in the act of speaking, Boswell + turned an eager face towards him, putting his left hand behind his ear so + that he might not lose a word that might fall from his oracle. Upon + Garrick's face was precisely the same expression, but it was his right + hand that he put behind his ear. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith and Burke laughed together at the marvellous imitation of the + Scotchman by the actor, and at exactly the same instant the conscious and + unconscious comedians on the other side of the table turned their heads in + the direction first of Goldsmith, then of Burke. Both faces were identical + as regards expression. It was the expression of a man who is greatly + grieved. Then, with the exactitude of two automatic figures worked by the + same machinery, they turned their heads again toward Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “your endeavour to evade the consequences of + maintaining a silly argument by thrusting forward a question touching upon + mankind in general, suggests an assumption on your part that my + intelligence is of an inferior order to your own, and that, sir, I cannot + permit to pass unrebuked.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” cried Boswell, eagerly, “I cannot believe that Dr. Goldsmith's + intention was so monstrous.” + </p> + <p> + “And the very fact of your believing that, sir, amounts almost to a + positive proof that the contrary is the case,” roared Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, sir, do not condemn me on such evidence,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Men have been hanged on less,” remarked Burke. “But, to return to the + original matter, I should like to know upon what facts——” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, to introduce facts into any controversy on a point of art would + indeed be a departure,” said Goldsmith solemnly. “I cannot countenance a + proceeding which threatens to strangle the imagination.” + </p> + <p> + “And you require yours to be particularly healthy just now, Doctor. Did + you not tell us that you were about to write a Natural History?” said + Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Well, I remarked that I had got paid for doing so—that's not just + the same thing,” laughed Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, the money is in hand; the Natural History is left to the + imagination,” said Reynolds. “That is the most satisfactory arrangement.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, for the author,” said Burke. “Some time ago it was the book which + was in hand, and the payment was left to the imagination.” + </p> + <p> + “These sallies are all very well in their way,” said Garrick, “but their + brilliance tends to blind us to the real issue of the question that Dr. + Goldsmith introduced, which I take it was, Why should not acting be + included among the arts? As a matter of course, the question possesses no + more than a casual interest to any of the gentlemen present, with the + exception of Mr. Burke and myself. I am an actor and Mr. Burke is a + statesman—another branch of the same profession—and therefore + we are vitally concerned in the settlement of the question.” + </p> + <p> + “The matter never rose to the dignity of being a question, sir,” said + Johnson. “It must be apparent to the humblest intelligence—nay, even + to Boswell's—that acting is a trick, not a profession—a + diversion, not an art. I am ashamed of Dr. Goldsmith for having contended + to the contrary.” + </p> + <p> + “It must only have been in sport, sir,” said Boswell mildly. + </p> + <p> + “Sir, Dr. Goldsmith may have earned reprobation,” cried Johnson, “but he + has been guilty of nothing so heinous as to deserve the punishment of + having you as his advocate.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, surely Mr. Boswell is the best one in the world to pronounce an + opinion as to what was said in sport, and what in earnest,” said + Goldsmith. “His fine sense of humour——” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, have you seen the picture which he got painted of himself on his + return from Corsica?” shouted Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen, these diversions may be well enough for you,” said Garrick, + “but in my ears they sound as the jests of the crowd must in the ears of a + wretch on his way to Tyburn. Think, sirs, of the position occupied by Mr. + Burke and myself at the present moment. Are we to be branded as outcasts + because we happen to be actors?” + </p> + <p> + “Undoubtedly you at least are, Davy,” cried Johnson. “And good enough for + you too, you rascal!” + </p> + <p> + “And, for my part, I would rather be an outcast with David Garrick than + become chaplain to the Archbishop of Canterbury,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith, let me tell you that it is unbecoming in you, who have + relations in the church, to make such an assertion,” said Johnson sternly. + “What, sir, does friendship occupy a place before religion, in your + estimation?” + </p> + <p> + “The Archbishop could easily get another chaplain, sir, but whither could + the stage look for another Garrick?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Sir, the puppets which we saw last week in Panton street delighted + the town more than ever Mr. Garrick did,” cried Johnson; and when he + perceived that Garrick coloured at this sally of his, he lay back in his + chair and roared with laughter. + </p> + <p> + Reynolds took snuff. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith said he could act as adroitly as the best of the puppets—I + heard him myself,” said Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “That was only his vain boasting which you have so frequently noted with + that acuteness of observation that makes you the envy of our circle,” said + Burke. “You understand the Irish temperament perfectly, Mr. Boswell. But + to resort to the original point raised by Goldsmith; surely, Dr. Johnson, + you will allow that an actor of genius is at least on a level with a + musician of genius.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I will allow that he is on a level with a fiddler, if that will + satisfy you,” replied Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Surely, sir, you must allow that Mr. Garrick's art is superior to that of + Signor Piozzi, whom we heard play at Dr. Burney's,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir; David Garrick has the good luck to be an Englishman, and Piozzi + the ill luck to be an Italian,” replied Johnson. “Sir, 't is no use + affecting to maintain that you regard acting as on a level with the arts. + I will not put an affront upon your intelligence by supposing that you + actually believe what your words would imply.” + </p> + <p> + “You can take your choice, Mr. Burke,” said Goldsmith: “whether you will + have the affront put upon your intelligence or your sincerity.” + </p> + <p> + “I am sorry that I am compelled to leave the company for a space, just as + there seems to be some chance of the argument becoming really interesting + to me personally,” said Garrick, rising; “but the fact is that I rashly + made an engagement for this hour. I shall be gone for perhaps twenty + minutes, and meantime you may be able to come to some agreement on a + matter which, I repeat, is one of vital importance to Mr. Burke and + myself; and so, sirs, farewell for the present.” + </p> + <p> + He gave one of those bows of his, to witness which was a liberal education + in the days when grace was an art, and left the room. + </p> + <p> + “If Mr. Garrick's bow does not prove my point, no argument that I can + bring forward will produce any impression upon you, sir,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “The dog is well enough,” said Johnson; “but he has need to be kept in his + place, and I believe that there is no one whose attempts to keep him in + his place he will tolerate as he does mine.” + </p> + <p> + “And what do you suppose is Mr. Garrick's place, sir?” asked Goldsmith. + “Do you believe that if we were all to stand on one another's shoulders, + as certain acrobats do, with Garrick on the shoulder of the topmost man, + we should succeed in keeping him in his proper place?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “your question is as ridiculous as anything you + have said to-night, and to say so much, sir, is, let me tell you, to say a + good deal.” + </p> + <p> + “What a pity it is that honest Goldsmith is so persistent in his attempts + to shine,” whispered Boswell to Burke. + </p> + <p> + “'Tis a great pity, truly, that a lark should try to make its voice heard + in the neighbourhood of a Niagara,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, sir, what is a Niagara?” asked Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “A Niagara?” said Burke. “Better ask Dr. Goldsmith; he alluded to it in + his latest poem. Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Boswell wishes to know what a Niagara + is.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Goldsmith, who had caught every word of the conversation in + undertone. “Sir, Niagara is the Dr. Johnson of the New World.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER II. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he conversation + took place in the Crown and Anchor tavern in the Strand, where the party + had just dined. Dr. Johnson had been quite as good company as usual. There + was a general feeling that he had rarely insulted Boswell so frequently in + the course of a single evening—but then, Boswell had rarely so laid + himself open to insult as he had upon this evening—and when he had + finished with the Scotchman, he turned his attention to Garrick, the + opportunity being afforded him by Oliver Goldsmith, who had been unguarded + enough to say a word or two regarding that which he termed “the art of + acting.” + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith, I am ashamed of you, sir,” cried the great dictator. “Who + gave you the authority to add to the number of the arts 'the art of + acting'? We shall hear of the art of dancing next, and every tumbler who + kicks up the sawdust will have the right to call himself an artist. Madame + Violante, who gave Peggy Woffington her first lesson on the tight rope, + will rank with Miss Kauffman, the painter—nay, every poodle that + dances on its hind leg's in public will be an artist.” + </p> + <p> + It was in vain that Goldsmith endeavoured to show that the admission of + acting to the list of arts scarcely entailed such consequences as Johnson + asserted would be inevitable, if that admission were once made; it was in + vain that Garrick asked if the fact that painting was included among the + arts, caused sign painters to claim for themselves the standing of + artists; and, if not, why there was any reason to suppose that the + tumblers to whom Johnson had alluded would advance their claims to be on a + level with the highest interpreters of the emotions of humanity. Dr. + Johnson roared down every suggestion that was offered to him most + courteously by his friends. + </p> + <p> + Then, in the exuberance of his spirits, he insulted Boswell and told Burke + he did not know what he was talking about. In short, he was thoroughly + Johnsonian, and considered himself the best of company, and eminently + capable of pronouncing an opinion as to what were the elements of a + clubable man. + </p> + <p> + He had succeeded in driving one of his best friends out of the room, and + in reducing the others of the party to silence—all except Boswell, + who, as usual, tried to-start him upon a discussion of some subtle point + of theology. Boswell seemed invariably to have adopted this course after + he had been thoroughly insulted, and to have been, as a rule, very + successful in its practice: it usually led to his attaining to the + distinction of another rebuke for him to gloat over. + </p> + <p> + He now thought that the exact moment had come for him to find out what Dr. + Johnson thought on the subject of the immortality of the soul. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, sir,” said he, shifting his chair so as to get between Reynolds' + ear-trumpet and his oracle—his jealousy of Sir Joshua's ear-trumpet + was as great as his jealousy of Goldsmith. “Pray, sir, is there any + evidence among the ancient Egyptians that they believed that the soul of + man was imperishable?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, after a huge roll or two, “there is evidence that the + ancient Egyptians were in the habit of introducing a <i>memento mori</i> + at a feast, lest the partakers of the banquet should become too merry.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, sir?” said Boswell eagerly, as Johnson made a pause. + </p> + <p> + “Well, sir, we have no need to go to the trouble of introducing such an + object, since Scotchmen are so plentiful in London, and so ready to accept + the offer of a dinner,” said Johnson, quite in his pleasantest manner. + </p> + <p> + Boswell was more elated than the others of the company at this sally. He + felt that he, and he only, could succeed in drawing his best from Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Dr. Johnson, you are too hard on the Scotch,” he murmured, but in no + deprecatory tone. He seemed to be under the impression that every one + present was envying him, and he smiled as if he felt that it was necessary + for him to accept with meekness the distinction of which he was the + recipient. + </p> + <p> + “Come, Goldy,” cried Johnson, turning his back upon Boswell, “you must not + be silent, or I will think that you feel aggrieved because I got the + better of you in the argument.” + </p> + <p> + “Argument, sir?” said Goldsmith. “I protest that I was not aware that any + argument was under consideration. You make short work of another's + argument, Doctor.” + </p> + <p> + “'T is due to the logical faculty which I have in common with Mr. Boswell, + sir,” said Johnson, with a twinkle. + </p> + <p> + “The logical faculty of the elephant when it lies down on its tormentor, + the wolf,” muttered Goldsmith, who had just acquired some curious facts + for his Animated Nature. + </p> + <p> + At that moment one of the tavern waiters entered the room with a message + to Goldsmith that his cousin, the Dean, had just arrived and was anxious + to obtain permission to join the party. + </p> + <p> + “My cousin, the Dean! What Dean'? What does the man mean?” said Goldsmith, + who appeared to be both surprised and confused. + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir,” said Boswell, “you have told us more than once that you had a + cousin who was a dignitary of the church.” + </p> + <p> + “Have I, indeed?” said Goldsmith. “Then I suppose, if I said so, this must + be the very man. A Dean, is he?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, it is ill-mannered to keep even a curate waiting in the common room + of a tavern,” said Johnson, who was not the man to shrink from any sudden + addition to his audience of an evening. “If your relation were an + Archbishop, sir, this company would be worthy to receive him. Pray give + the order to show him into this room.” Goldsmith seemed lost in thought. + He gave a start when Johnson had spoken, and in no very certain tone told + the waiter to lead the clergyman up to the room. Oliver's face undoubtedly + wore an expression of greater curiosity than that of any of his friends, + before the waiter returned, followed by an elderly and somewhat undersized + clergyman wearing a full bottomed wig and the bands and apron of a + dignitary of the church. He walked stiffly, with an erect carriage that + gave a certain dignity to his short figure. His face was white, but his + eyebrows were extremely bushy. He had a slight squint in one eye. + </p> + <p> + The bow which he gave on entering the room was profuse but awkward. It + contrasted with the farewell salute of Garrick on leaving the table twenty + minutes before. Every one present, with the exception of Oliver, perceived + in a moment a family resemblance in the clergyman's bow to that with which + Goldsmith was accustomed to receive his friends. A little jerk which the + visitor gave in raising his head was laughably like a motion made by + Goldsmith, supplemental to his usual bow. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” said the visitor, with a wave of his hand, “I entreat of you + to be seated.” His voice and accent more than suggested Goldsmith's, + although he had only a suspicion of an Irish brogue. If Oliver had made an + attempt to disown his relationship, no one in the room would have regarded + him as sincere. “Nay, gentlemen, I insist,” continued the stranger; “you + embarrass me with your courtesy.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “you will not find that any company over which I have + the honour to preside is found lacking in its duty to the church.” + </p> + <p> + “I am the humblest of its ministers, sir,” said the stranger, with a + deprecatory bow. Then he glanced round the room, and with an exclamation + of pleasure went towards Goldsmith. “Ah! I do not need to ask which of + this distinguished company is my cousin Nolly—I beg your pardon, + Oliver—ah, old times—old times!” He had caught Goldsmith's + hands in both his own and was looking into his face with a pathetic air. + Goldsmith seemed a little embarrassed. His smile was but the shadow of a + smile. The rest of the party averted their heads, for in the long silence + that followed the exclamation of the visitor, there was an element of + pathos. + </p> + <p> + Curiously enough, a sudden laugh came from Sir Joshua Reynolds, causing + all faces to be turned in his direction. An aspect of stern rebuke was now + worn by Dr. Johnson. The painter hastened to apologise. + </p> + <p> + “I ask your pardon, sir,” he said, gravely, “but—sir, I am a painter—my + name is Reynolds—and—well, sir, the family resemblance between + you and our dear friend Dr. Goldsmith—a resemblance that perhaps + only a painter's eye could detect—seemed to me so extraordinary as + you stood together, that——” + </p> + <p> + “Not another word, sir, I entreat of you,” cried the visitor. “My cousin + Oliver and I have not met for—how many years is it, Nolly? Not + eleven—no, it cannot be eleven—and yet——” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir,” said Oliver, “time is fugitive—very fugitive.” + </p> + <p> + He shook his head sadly. + </p> + <p> + “I am pleased to hear that you have acquired this knowledge, which the + wisdom of the ancients has crystallised in a phrase,” said the stranger. + “But you must present me to your friends, Noll—Oliver, I mean. You, + sir”—he turned to Reynolds—“have told me your name. Am I + fortunate enough to be face to face with Sir Joshua Reynolds? Oh, there + can be no doubt about it. Oliver dedicated his last poem to you. Sir, I am + your servant. And you, sir”—he turned to Burke—“I seem to have + seen your face somewhere—it is strangely familiar——” + </p> + <p> + “That gentleman is Mr. Burke, sir,” said Goldsmith. He was rapidly + recovering his embarrassment, and spoke with something of an air of pride, + as he made a gesture with his right hand towards Burke. The clergyman made + precisely the same gesture with his left hand, crying—— + </p> + <p> + “What, Mr. Edmund Burke, the friend of liberty—the friend of the + people?” + </p> + <p> + “The same, sir,” said Oliver. “He is, besides, the friend of Oliver + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “Then he is my friend also,” said the clergyman. “Sir, to be in a position + to shake you by the hand is the greatest privilege of my life.” + </p> + <p> + “You do me great honor, sir,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith was burning to draw the attention of his relative to Dr. + Johnson, who on his side was looking anything but pleased at being so far + neglected. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Burke, you are our countryman—Oliver's and mine—and I + know you are sound on the Royal Marriage Act. I should dearly like to have + a talk with you on that iniquitous measure. You opposed it, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “With all my power, sir,” said Burke. “Give me your hand again, sir. Mrs. + Luttrel was an honour to her sex, and it is she who confers an honour upon + the Duke of Cumberland, not the other way about.” + </p> + <p> + “You are with me, Mr. Burke? Eh, what is the matter, Cousin Noll? Why do + you work with your arm that way?” + </p> + <p> + “There are other gentlemen in the room, Mr. Dean,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “They can wait,” cried Mr. Dean. “They are certain to be inferior to Mr. + Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds. If I should be wrong, they will not feel + mortified at what I have said.” + </p> + <p> + “This is Mr. Boswell, sir,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell—of where, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell, of—of Scotland, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Scotland, the land where the clergymen write plays for the theatre. Your + clergymen might be better employed, Mr.—Mr.——” + </p> + <p> + “Boswell, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell. Yes, I hope you will look into this matter should you ever + visit your country again—a remote possibility, from all that I can + learn of your countrymen.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir, since Mr. Home wrote his tragedy of 'Douglas'——” + began Boswell, but he was interrupted by the stranger. + </p> + <p> + “What, you would condone his offence?” he cried. “The fact of your having + a mind to do so shows that the clergy of your country are still sadly lax + in their duty, sir. They should have taught you better.” + </p> + <p> + “And this is Dr. Johnson, sir,” said Goldsmith in tones of triumph. + </p> + <p> + His relation sprang from his seat and advanced to the head of the table, + bowing profoundly. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Johnson,” he cried, “I have long desired to meet you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I am your servant, Mr. Dean,” said Johnson, towering above him as he got—somewhat + awkwardly—upon his feet. “No gentleman of your cloth, sir—leaving + aside for the moment all consideration of the eminence in the church to + which you have attained—fails to obtain my respect.” + </p> + <p> + “I am glad of that, sir,” said the Dean. “It shows that you, though a + Non-conformist preacher, and, as I understand, abounding in zeal on behalf + of the cause of which you are so able an advocate, are not disposed to + relinquish the example of the great Wesley in his admiration for the + church.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, with great dignity, but with a scowl upon his face. + “Sir, you are the victim of an error as gross as it is unaccountable. I am + not a Non-conformist—on the contrary, I would give the rogues no + quarter.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said the clergyman, with the air of one administering a rebuke to a + subordinate. “Sir, such intoleration is unworthy of an enlightened country + and an age of some culture. But I ask your pardon; finding you in the + company of distinguished gentlemen, I was, led to believe that you were + the great Dr. Johnson, the champion of the rights of conscience. I regret + that I was mistaken.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir!” cried Goldsmith, in great consternation—for Johnson was + rendered speechless through being placed in the position of the rebuked, + instead of occupying his accustomed place as the rebuker. “Sir, this is + the great Dr. Johnson—nay, there is no Dr. Johnson but one.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis so like your good nature, Cousin Oliver, to take the side of the + weak,” said the clergyman, smiling. “Well, well, we will take the honest + gentleman's greatness for granted; and, indeed, he is great in one sense: + he is large enough to outweigh you and me put together in one scale. To + such greatness we would do well to bow.” + </p> + <p> + “Heavens, sir!” said Boswell in a whisper that had something of awe in it. + “Is it possible that you have never heard of Dr. Samuel Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! sir,” said the stranger, “I am but a country parson. I cannot be + expected to know all the men who are called great in London. Of course, + Mr. Burke and Sir Joshua Reynolds have a European reputation; but you, Mr.—Mr.—ah! + you see I have e'en forgot your worthy name, sir, though I doubt not you + are one of London's greatest. Pray, sir, what have you written that + entitles you to speak with such freedom in the presence of such gentlemen + as Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, and—I add with pride—Oliver + Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “I am the friend of Dr. Johnson, sir,” muttered Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “And he has doubtless greatness enough—avoirdupois—to serve + for both! Pray, Oliver, as the gentleman from Scotland is too modest to + speak for himself, tell me what he has written.” + </p> + <p> + “He has written many excellent works, sir, including an account of + Corsica,” said Goldsmith, with some stammering. + </p> + <p> + “And his friend, Dr. Johnson, has he attained to an equally dizzy altitude + in literature?” + </p> + <p> + “You are surely jesting, sir,” said Goldsmith. “The world is familiar with + Dr. Johnson's Dictionary.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas, I am but a country parson, as you know, Oliver, and I have no need + for a dictionary, having been moderately well educated. Has the work + appeared recently, Dr. Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0037.jpg" alt="0037 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0037.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + But Dr. Johnson had turned his back upon the stranger, and had picked up a + volume which Tom Davies, the bookseller, had sent to him at the Crown and + Anchor, and had buried his face in its pages, bending it, as was his wont, + until the stitching had cracked, and the back was already loose. + </p> + <p> + “Your great friend, Noll, is no lover of books, or he would treat them + with greater tenderness,” said the clergyman. “I would fain hope that the + purchasers of his dictionary treat it more fairly than he does the work of + others. When did he bring out his dictionary?” + </p> + <p> + “Eighteen years ago,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “And what books has he written within the intervening years?” + </p> + <p> + “He has been a constant writer, sir, and is the most highly esteemed of + our authors.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, but give me a list of his books published within the past + eighteen years, so that I may repair my deplorable ignorance. You, cousin, + have written many works that the world would not willingly be without; and + I hear that you are about to add to that already honourable list; but your + friend—oh, you have deceived me, Oliver!—he is no true worker + in literature, or he would—nay, he could not, have remained idle all + these years. How does he obtain his means of living if he will not use his + pen?” + </p> + <p> + “He has a pension from the King, sir,” stuttered Oliver. “I tell you, sir, + he is the most learned man in Europe.” + </p> + <p> + “His is a sad case,” said the clergyman. “To refrain from administering to + him the rebuke which he deserves would be to neglect an obvious duty.” He + took a few steps towards Johnson and raised his head. Goldsmith fell into + a chair and buried his face in his hands; Boswell's jaw fell; Burke and + Reynolds looked by turns grave and amused. “Dr. Johnson,” said the + stranger, “I feel that it is my duty as a clergyman to urge upon you to + amend your way of life.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” shouted Johnson, “if you were not a clergyman I would say that you + were a very impertinent fellow!” + </p> + <p> + “Your way of receiving a rebuke which your conscience—if you have + one—tells you that you have earned, supplements in no small measure + the knowledge of your character which I have obtained since entering this + room, sir. You may be a man of some parts, Dr. Johnson, but you have + acknowledged yourself to be as intolerant in matters of religion as you + have proved yourself to be intolerant of rebuke, offered to you in a + friendly spirit. It seems to me that your habit is to browbeat your + friends into acquiescence with every dictum that comes from your lips, + though they are workers—not without honour—at that profession + of letters which you despise—nay, sir, do not interrupt me. If you + did not despise letters, you would not have allowed eighteen years of your + life to pass without printing at least as many books. Think you, sir, that + a pension was granted to you by the state to enable you to eat the bread + of idleness while your betters are starving in their garrets? Dr. Johnson, + if your name should go down to posterity, how do you think you will be + regarded by all discriminating men? Do you think that those tavern dinners + at which you sit at the head of the table and shout down all who differ + from you, will be placed to your credit to balance your love of idleness + and your intolerance? That is the question which I leave with you; I pray + you to consider it well; and so, sir, I take my leave of you. Gentlemen, + Cousin Oliver, farewell, sirs. I trust I have not spoken in vain.” + </p> + <p> + He made a general bow—an awkward bow—and walked with some + dignity to the door. Then he turned and bowed again before leaving the + room. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0003" id="link2HCH0003"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER III. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he had + disappeared, the room was very silent. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly Goldsmith, who had remained sitting at the table with his face + buried in his hands, started up, crying out, “'Rasse-las, Prince of + Abyssinia'! How could I be so great a fool as to forget that he published + 'Rasselas' since the Dictionary?” He ran to the door and opened it, + calling downstairs: “'Rasselas, Prince of Abysinia'!” “Rasselas, Prince of + Abyssinia'!” + </p> + <p> + “Sir!” came the roar of Dr. Johnson. “Close that door and return to your + chair, if you desire to retain even the smallest amount of the respect + which your friends once had for you. Cease your bawling, sir, and behave + decently.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith shut the door. + </p> + <p> + “I did you a gross injustice, sir,” said he, returning slowly to the + table. “I allowed that man to assume that you had published no book since + your Dictionary. The fact is, that I was so disturbed at the moment I + forgot your 'Rasselas.'” + </p> + <p> + “If you had mentioned that book, you would but have added to the force of + your relation's contention, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson. “If I am + suspected of being an idle dog, the fact that I have printed a small + volume of no particular merit will not convince my accuser of my + industry.” + </p> + <p> + “Those who know you, sir,” cried Goldsmith, “do not need any evidence of + your industry. As for that man——” + </p> + <p> + “Let the man alone, sir,” thundered Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Pray, why should he let the man alone, sir?” said Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “Because, in the first place, sir, the man is a clergyman, in rank next to + a Bishop; in the second place, he is a relative of Dr. Goldsmith's; and, + in the third place, he was justified in his remarks.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no, sir,” said Boswell. “We deny your generous plea of justification. + Idle! Think of the dedications which you have written even within the + year.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Sir, the more I think of them the—well, the less I think of + them, if you will allow me the paradox,” said Johnson. “Sir, the man is + right, and there's an end on't. Dr. Goldsmith, you will convey my + compliments to your cousin, and assure him of my good will. I can forgive + him for everything, sir, except his ignorance respecting my Dictionary. + Pray what is his name, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “His name, sir, his name?” faltered Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, his name. Surely the man has a name,” said Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “His name, sir, is—is—God help me, sir, I know not what is his + name.” + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense, Dr. Goldsmith! He is your cousin and a Dean. Mr. Boswell tells + me that he has heard you refer to him in conversation; if you did so in a + spirit of boasting, you erred.” + </p> + <p> + For some moments Goldsmith was silent. Then, without looking up, he said + in a low tone: + </p> + <p> + “The man is no cousin of mine; I have no relative who is a Dean.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, you need not deny it,” cried Boswell. “You boasted of + him quite recently, and in the presence of Mr. Garrick, too.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Boswell's ear is acute, Goldsmith,” said Burke with a smile. + </p> + <p> + “His ears are so long, sir, one is not surprised to find the unities of + nature are maintained when one hears his voice,” remarked Goldsmith in a + low tone. + </p> + <p> + “Here comes Mr. Garrick himself,” said Reynolds as the door was opened and + Garrick returned, bowing in his usual pleasant manner as he advanced to + the chair which he had vacated not more than half an hour before. “Mr. + Garrick is an impartial witness on this point.” + </p> + <p> + “Whatever he may be on some other points,” remarked Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” said Garrick, “you seem to be somewhat less harmonious than + you were when I was compelled to hurry away to keep my appointment. May I + inquire the reason of the difference?” + </p> + <p> + “You may not, sir!” shouted Johnson, seeing that Boswell was burning to + acquaint Garrick with what had occurred. Johnson quickly perceived that it + would be well to keep the visit of the clergyman a secret, and he knew + that it would have no chance of remaining one for long if Garrick were to + hear of it. He could imagine Garrick burlesquing the whole scene for the + entertainment of the Burney girls or the Horneck family. He had heard more + than once of the diversion which his old pupil at Lichfield had created by + his mimicry of certain scenes in which he, Johnson, played an important + part. He had been congratulating himself upon the fortunate absence of the + actor during the visit of the clergyman. + </p> + <p> + “You may tell Mr. Garrick nothing, sir,” he repeated, as Garrick looked + with a blank expression of interrogation around the company. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Boswell, “my veracity is called in question.” + </p> + <p> + “What is a question of your veracity, sir, in comparison with the issues + that have been in the balance during the past half-hour?” cried Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, one question,” said Burke, seeing that Boswell had collapsed. + “Mr. Garrick—have you heard Dr. Goldsmith boast of having a Dean for + a relative?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, no, sir,” replied Garrick; “but I heard him say that he had a + brother who deserved to be a Dean.” + </p> + <p> + “And so I had,” cried Goldsmith. “Alas! I cannot say that I have now. My + poor brother died a country clergyman a few years ago.” + </p> + <p> + “I am a blind man so far as evidence bearing upon things seen is + concerned,” said Johnson; “but it seemed to me that some of the man's + gestures—nay, some of the tones of his voice as well—resembled + those of Dr. Goldsmith. I should like to know if any one at the table + noticed the similarity to which I allude.” + </p> + <p> + “I certainly noticed it,” cried Boswell eagerly. + </p> + <p> + “Your evidence is not admissible, sir,” said Johnson. “What does Sir + Joshua Reynolds say?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir,” said Reynolds with a laugh, and a glance towards Garrick, “I + confess that I noticed the resemblance and was struck by it, both as + regards the man's gestures and his voice. But I am as convinced that he + was no relation of Dr. Goldsmith's as I am of my own existence.” + </p> + <p> + “But if not, sir, how can you account for——” + </p> + <p> + Boswell's inquiry was promptly checked by Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Be silent, sir,” he thundered. “If you have left your manners in Scotland + in an impulse of generosity, you have done a foolish thing, for the gift + was meagre out of all proportion to the needs of your country in that + respect. Sir, let me tell you that the last word has been spoken touching + this incident. I will consider any further reference to it in the light of + a personal affront.” + </p> + <p> + After a rather awkward pause, Garrick said: + </p> + <p> + “I begin to suspect that I have been more highly diverted during the past + half-hour than any of this company.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, Davy,” said Johnson, “the accuracy of your suspicion is wholly + dependent on your disposition to be entertained. Where have you been, sir, + and of what nature was your diversion?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Garrick, “I have been with a poet.” + </p> + <p> + “So have we, sir—with the greatest poet alive—the author of + 'The Deserted Village'—and yet you enter to find us immoderately + glum,” said Johnson. He was anxious to show his friend Goldsmith that he + did not regard him as accountable for the visit of the clergyman whom he + quite believed to be Oliver's cousin, in spite of the repudiation of the + relationship by Goldsmith himself, and the asseveration of Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, mine was not a poet such as Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. “Mine + was only a sort of poet.” + </p> + <p> + “And pray, sir, what is a sort of poet?” asked Boswell. + </p> + <p> + “A sort of poet, sir, is one who writes a sort of poetry,” replied + Garrick. + </p> + <p> + He then began a circumstantial account of how he had made an appointment + for the hour at which he had left his friends, with a gentleman who was + anxious to read to him some portions of a play which he had just written. + The meeting was to take place in a neighbouring coffee-house in the + Strand; but even though the distance which he had to traverse was short, + it had been the scene of more than one adventure, which, narrated by + Garrick, proved comical to an extraordinary degree. + </p> + <p> + “A few yards away I almost ran into the arms of a clergyman—he wore + the bands and apron of a Dean,” he continued, “not seeming to notice the + little start which his announcement caused in some directions. The man + grasped me by the arm,” he continued, “doubtless recognising me from my + portraits—for he said he had never seen me act—and then began + an harangue on the text of neglected opportunities. It seemed, however, + that he had no more apparent example of my sins in this direction than my + neglect to produce Dr. Goldsmith's 'Good-Natured Man.' Faith, gentlemen, + he took it quite as a family grievance.” Suddenly he paused, and looked + around the party; only Reynolds was laughing, all the rest were grave. A + thought seemed to strike the narrator. “What!” he cried, “it is not + possible that this was, after all, Dr. Goldsmith's cousin, the Dean, + regarding whom you interrogated me just now? If so,'tis an extraordinary + coincidence that I should have encountered him—unless—good + heavens, gentlemen! is it the case that he came here when I had thrown him + off?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” cried Oliver, “I affirm that no relation of mine, Dean or no Dean, + entered this room!” + </p> + <p> + “Then, sir, you may look to find him at your chambers in Brick Court on + your return,” said Garrick. “Oh, yes, Doctor!—a small man with the + family bow of the Goldsmiths—something like this.” He gave a comical + reproduction of the salutation of the clergyman. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, sir, once and for all, that the man is no relation of mine,” + protested Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “And let that be the end of the matter,” declared Johnson, with no lack of + decisiveness in his voice. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, I assure you I have no desire to meet the gentleman again,” + laughed Garrick. “I got rid of him by a feint, just as he was endeavouring + to force me to promise a production of a dramatic version of 'The Deserted + Village'—he said he had the version at his lodging, and meant to + read it to his cousin—I ask your pardon, sir, but he said 'cousin.'” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, let us have no more of this—cousin or no cousin,” roared + Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “That is my prayer, sir—I utter it with all my heart and soul,” said + Garrick. “It was about my poet I meant to speak—my poet and his + play. What think you of the South Seas and the visit of Lieutenant Cook as + the subject of a tragedy in blank verse, Dr. Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + “I think, Davy, that the subject represents so magnificent a scheme of + theatrical bankruptcy you would do well to hand it over to that scoundrel + Foote,” said Johnson pleasantly. He was by this time quite himself again, + and ready to pronounce an opinion on any question with that finality which + carried conviction with it—yes, to James Boswell. + </p> + <p> + For the next half-hour Garrick entertained his friends with the details of + his interview with the poet who—according to his account—had + designed the drama of “Otaheite” in order to afford Garrick an opportunity + of playing the part of a cannibal king, dressed mainly in feathers, and + beating time alternately with a club and a tomahawk, while he delivered a + series of blank verse soliloquies and apostrophes to Mars, Vulcan and + Diana. + </p> + <p> + “The monarch was especially devoted to Diana,” said Garrick. “My poet + explained that, being a hunter, he would naturally find it greatly to his + advantage to say a good word now and again for the chaste goddess; and + when I inquired how it was possible that his Majesty of Otaheite could + know anything about Diana, he said the Romans and the South Sea Islanders + were equally Pagans, and that, as such, they had equal rights in the Pagan + mythology; it would be monstrously unjust to assume that the Romans should + claim a monopoly of Diana.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell interrupted him to express the opinion that the poet's contention + was quite untenable, and Garrick said it was a great relief to his mind to + have so erudite a scholar as Boswell on his side in the argument, though + he admitted that he thought there was a good deal in the poet's argument. + </p> + <p> + He adroitly led on his victim to enter into a serious argument on the + question of the possibility of the Otaheitans having any definite notion + of the character and responsibilities assigned to Diana in the Roman + mythology; and after keeping the party in roars of laughter for half an + hour, he delighted Boswell by assuring him that his eloquence and the + force of his arguments had removed whatever misgivings he, Garrick, + originally had, that he was doing the poet an injustice in declining his + tragedy. + </p> + <p> + When the party were about to separate, Goldsmith drew Johnson apart—greatly + to the pique of Boswell—and said— + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Johnson, I have a great favour to ask of you, sir, and I hope you + will see your way to grant it, though I do not deserve any favour from + you.” + </p> + <p> + “You deserve no favour, Goldy,” said Johnson, laying his hand on the + little man's shoulder, “and therefore, sir, you make a man who grants you + one so well satisfied with himself he should regard himself your debtor. + Pray, sir, make me your debtor by giving me a chance of granting you a + favour.” + </p> + <p> + “You say everything better than any living man, sir,” cried Goldsmith. + “How long would it take me to compose so graceful a sentence, do you + suppose? You are the man whom I most highly respect, sir, and I am anxious + to obtain your permission to dedicate to you the comedy which I have + written and Mr. Colman is about to produce.” + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, “we have been good friends for several + years now.” + </p> + <p> + “Long before Mr. Boswell came to town, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Undoubtedly, sir—long before you became recognised as the most + melodious of our poets—the most diverting of our play-writers. I + wrote the prologue to your first play, Goldy, and I'll stand sponsor for + your second—nay, sir, not only so, but I'll also go to see it, and + if it be damned, I'll drink punch with you all night and talk of my + tragedy of 'Irene,' which was also damned; there's my hand on it, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith pressed the great hand with both of his own, and tears were in + his eyes and his voice as he said— + </p> + <p> + “Your generosity overpowers me, sir.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">B</span>oswell, who was + standing to one side watching—-his eyes full of curiosity and his + ears strained to catch by chance a word—the little scene that was + being enacted in a corner of the room, took good care that Johnson should + be in his charge going home. This walk to Johnson's house necessitated a + walk back to his own lodgings in Piccadilly; but this was nothing to + Boswell, who had every confidence in his own capability to extract from + his great patron some account of the secrets which had been exchanged in + the corner. + </p> + <p> + For once, however, he found himself unable to effect his object—nay, + when he began his operations with his accustomed lightness of touch, + Johnson turned upon him, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I observe what is your aim, and I take this opportunity to tell you + that if you make any further references, direct or indirect, to man, woman + or child, to the occurrences of this evening, you will cease to be a + friend of mine. I have been humiliated sufficiently by a stranger, who had + every right to speak as he did, but I refuse to be humiliated by you, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell expressed himself willing to give the amplest security for his + good behaviour. He had great hope of conferring upon his patron a month of + inconvenience in making a tour of the west coast of Scotland during the + summer. + </p> + <p> + The others of the party went northward by one of the streets off the + Strand into Coventry street, and thence toward Sir Joshua's house in + Leicester Square, Burke walking in front with his arm through Goldsmith's, + and Garrick some way behind with Reynolds. Goldsmith was very eloquent in + his references to the magnanimity of Johnson, who, he said, in spite of + the fact that he had been grossly insulted by an impostor calling himself + his, Goldsmith's, cousin, had consented to receive the dedication of the + new comedy. Burke, who understood the temperament of his countryman, felt + that he himself might surpass in eloquence even Oliver Goldsmith if he + took for his text the magnanimity of the author of “The Good Natured Man.” + He, however, refrained from the attempt to prove to his companion that + there were other ways by which a man could gain a reputation for + generosity than by permitting the most distinguished writer of the age to + dedicate a comedy to him. + </p> + <p> + Of the other couple Garrick was rattling away in the highest spirits, + quite regardless of the position of Reynolds's ear-trumpet. Reynolds was + as silent as Burke for a considerable time; but then, stopping at a corner + so as to allow Goldsmith and his companion to get out of ear-shot, he laid + his hand on Garrick's arm, laughing heartily as he said— + </p> + <p> + “You are a pretty rascal, David, to play such a trick upon your best + friends. You are a pretty rascal, and a great genius, Davy—the + greatest genius alive. There never has been such an actor as you, Davy, + and there never will be another such.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Garrick, with an overdone expression of embarrassment upon his + face, every gesture that he made corresponding. “Sir, I protest that you + are speaking in parables. I admit the genius, if you insist upon it, but + as for the rascality—well, it is possible, I suppose, to be both a + great genius and a great rascal; there was our friend Benvenuto, for + example, but——” + </p> + <p> + “Only a combination of genius and rascality could have hit upon such a + device as that bow which you made, Davy,” said Reynolds. “It presented + before my eyes a long vista of Goldsmiths—all made in the same + fashion as our friend on in front, and all striving—-and not + unsuccessfully, either—to maintain the family tradition of the + Goldsmith bow. And then your imitation of your imitation of the same + movement—how did we contain ourselves—Burke and I?” + </p> + <p> + “You fancy that Burke saw through the Dean, also?” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “I'm convinced that he did.” + </p> + <p> + “But he will not tell Johnson, I would fain hope.” + </p> + <p> + “You are very anxious that Johnson should not know how it was he was + tricked. But you do not mind how you pain a much more generous man.” + </p> + <p> + “You mean Goldsmith? Faith, sir, I do mind it greatly. If I were not + certain that he would forthwith hasten to tell Johnson, I would go to him + and confess all, asking his forgiveness. But he would tell Johnson and + never forgive me, so I'll e'en hold my tongue.” + </p> + <p> + “You will not lose a night's rest through brooding on Goldsmith's pain, + David.” + </p> + <p> + “It was an impulse of the moment that caused me to adopt that device, my + friend. Johnson is past all argument, sir. That sickening sycophant, + Boswell, may find happiness in being insulted by him, but there are others + who think that the Doctor has no more right than any ordinary man to offer + an affront to those whom the rest of the world respects.” + </p> + <p> + “He will allow no one but himself to attack you, Davy.” + </p> + <p> + “And by my soul, sir, I would rather that he allowed every one else to + attack me if he refrained from it himself. Where is the generosity of a + man who, with the force and influence of a dozen men, will not allow a bad + word to be said about you, but says himself more than the whole dozen + could say in as many years? Sir, do the pheasants, which our friend Mr. + Bunbury breeds so successfully, regard him as a pattern of generosity + because he won't let a dozen of his farmers have a shot at them, but + preserves them for his own unerring gun? By the Lord Harry, I would + rather, if I were a pheasant, be shot at by the blunderbusses of a dozen + yokels than by the fowling-piece of one good marksman, such as Bunbury. On + the same principle, I have no particular liking to be preserved to make + sport for the heavy broadsides that come from that literary three-decker, + Johnson.” + </p> + <p> + “I have sympathy with your contentions, David; but we all allow your old + schoolmaster a license which would be permitted to no one else.” + </p> + <p> + “That license is not a game license, Sir Joshua; and so I have made up my + mind that if he says anything more about the profession of an actor being + a degrading-one—about an actor being on the level with a fiddler—nay, + one of the puppets of Panton street, I will teach my old schoolmaster a + more useful lesson than he ever taught to me. I think it is probable that + he is at this very moment pondering upon those plain truths which were + told to him by the Dean.” + </p> + <p> + “And poor Goldsmith has been talking so incessantly and so earnestly to + Burke, I am convinced that he feels greatly pained as well as puzzled by + that inopportune visit of the clergyman who exhibited such striking + characteristics of the Goldsmith family.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, did I not bear testimony in his favour—declaring that he had + never alluded to a relation who was a Dean?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes; you did your best to place us all at our ease, sir. You were + magnanimous, David—as magnanimous as the surgeon who cuts off an + arm, plunges the stump into boiling pitch, and then gives the patient a + grain or two of opium to make him sleep. But I should not say a word: I + have seen you in your best part, Mr. Garrick, and I can give the heartiest + commendation to your powers as a comedian, while condemning with equal + force the immorality of the whole proceeding.” + </p> + <p> + They had now arrived at Reynolds's house in Leicester Square, Goldsmith + and Burke—the former still talking eagerly—having waited for + them to come up. + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” said Reynolds, “you have all gone out of your accustomed way + to leave me at my own door. I insist on your entering to have some + refreshment. Mr. Burke, you will not refuse to enter and pronounce an + opinion as to the portrait at which I am engaged of the charming Lady + Betty Hamilton.” + </p> + <p> + “<i>O matre pulchra filia pulchrior</i>” said Goldsmith; but there was not + much aptness in the quotation, the mother of Lady Betty having been the + loveliest of the sisters Gunning, who had married first the Duke of + Hamilton, and, later, the Duke of Argyll. + </p> + <p> + Before they had rung the bell the hall door was opened by Sir Joshua's + servant, Ralph, and a young man, very elegantly dressed, was shown out by + the servant. + </p> + <p> + He at once recognised Sir Joshua and then Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Sir Joshua,” he cried, “I have to entreat your forgiveness + for having taken the liberty of going into your painting-room in your + absence.” + </p> + <p> + “Your Lordship has every claim upon my consideration,” said Sir Joshua. “I + cannot doubt which of my poor efforts drew you thither.” + </p> + <p> + “The fact is, Sir Joshua, I promised her Grace three days ago to see the + picture, and as I think it likely that I shall meet her tonight, I made a + point of coming hither. The Duchess of Argyll is not easily put aside when + she commences to catechise a poor man, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot hope, my Lord, that the picture of Lady Betty commended itself + to your Lordship's eye,” said Sir Joshua. + </p> + <p> + “The picture is a beauty, my dear Sir Joshua,” said the young man, but + with no great show of ardour. “It pleases me greatly. Your macaw is also a + beauty. A capital notion of painting a macaw on a pedestal by the side of + the lady, is it not, Mr. Garrick—two birds with the one stone, you + know?” + </p> + <p> + “True, sir,” said Garrick. “Lady Betty is a bird of Paradise.” + </p> + <p> + “That's as neatly said as if it were part of a play,” said the young man. + “Talking of plays, there is going to be a pretty comedy enacted at the + Pantheon to-night.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it not a mask?” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, finer sport even than that,” laughed the youth. “We are going to do + more for the drama in an hour, Mr. Garrick, than you have done in twenty + years, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “At the Pantheon, Lord Stanley?” inquired Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Come to the Pantheon and you shall see all that there is to be seen,” + cried Lord Stanley. “Who are your friends? Have I had the honour to be + acquainted with them?” + </p> + <p> + “Your Lordship must have met Mr. Burke and Dr. Goldsmith,” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “I have often longed for that privilege,” said Lord Stanley, bowing in + reply to the salutation of the others. “Mr. Burke's speech on the Marriage + Bill was a fine effort, and Mr. Goldsmith's comedy has always been my + favourite. I hear that you are at present engaged upon another, Dr. + Goldsmith. That is good news, sir. Oh, 't were a great pity if so + distinguished a party missed the sport which is on foot tonight! Let me + invite you all to the Pantheon—here are tickets to the show. You + will give me a box at your theatre, Garrick, in exchange, on the night + when Mr. Goldsmith's new play is produced.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas, my Lord,” said Garrick, “that privilege will be in the hands of Mr. + Col-man.” + </p> + <p> + “What, at t' other house? Mr. Garrick, I'm ashamed of you. Nevertheless, + you will come to the comedy at the Pantheon to-night. I must hasten to act + my part. But we shall meet there, I trust.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed with his hat in his hand to the group, and hastened away with an + air of mystery. + </p> + <p> + “What does he mean?” asked Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “That is what I have been asking myself,” replied Garrick. “By heavens, I + have it!” he cried after a pause of a few moments. “I have heard rumours + of what some of our young bloods swore to do, since the managers of the + Pantheon, in an outburst of virtuous indignation at the orgies of Vauxhall + and Ranelagh, issued their sheet of regulations prohibiting the entrance + of actresses to their rotunda. Lord Conway, I heard, was the leader of the + scheme, and it seems that this young Stanley is also one of the plot. Let + us hasten to witness the sport. I would not miss being-present for the + world.” + </p> + <p> + “I am not so eager,” said Sir Joshua. “I have my work to engage me early + in the morning, and I have lost all interest in such follies as seem to be + on foot.” + </p> + <p> + “I have not, thank heaven!” cried Garrick; “nor has Dr. Goldsmith, I'll + swear. As for Burke—well, being a member of Parliament, he is a + seasoned rascal; and so good-night to you, good Mr. President.” + </p> + <p> + “We need a frolic,” cried Goldsmith. “God knows we had a dull enough + dinner at the Crown and Anchor.” + </p> + <p> + “An Irishman and a frolic are like—well, let us say like Lady Betty + and your macaw, Sir Joshua,” said Burke. “They go together very + naturally.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER V. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ir Joshua entered + his house, and the others hastened northward to the Oxford road, where the + Pantheon had scarcely been opened more than a year for the entertainment + of the fashionable world—a more fashionable world, it was hoped, + than was in the habit of appearing at Ranelagh and Vauxhall. From a + hundred to a hundred and fifty years ago, rank and fashion sought their + entertainment almost exclusively at the Assembly Rooms when the weather + failed to allow of their meeting at the two great public gardens. But as + the government of the majority of these places invariably became lax—there + was only one Beau Nash who had the cleverness to perceive that an + autocracy was the only possible form of government for such assemblies—the + committee of the Pantheon determined to frame so strict a code of rules, + bearing upon the admission of visitors, as should, they believed, prevent + the place from falling to the low level of the gardens. + </p> + <p> + In addition to the charge of half-a-guinea for admission to the rotunda, + there were rules which gave the committee the option of practically + excluding any person whose presence they might regard as not tending to + maintain the high character of the Pantheon; and it was announced in the + most decisive way that upon no consideration would actresses be allowed to + enter. + </p> + <p> + The announcements made to this effect were regarded in some directions as + eminently salutary. They were applauded by all persons who were + sufficiently strict to prevent their wives or daughters from going to + those entertainments that possessed little or no supervision. Such persons + understood the world and the period so indifferently as to be optimists in + regard to the question of the possibility of combining Puritanism and + promiscuous entertainments terminating long after midnight. They hailed + the arrival of the time when innocent recreation would not be incompatible + with the display of the richest dresses or the most sumptuous figures. + </p> + <p> + But there was another, and a more numerous set, who were very cynical on + the subject of the regulation of beauty and fashion at the Pantheon. The + best of this set shrugged their shoulders, and expressed the belief that + the supervised entertainments would be vastly dull. The worst of them + published verses full of cheap sarcasm, and proper names with asterisks + artfully introduced in place of vowels, so as to evade the possibility of + actions for libel when their allusions were more than usually scandalous. + </p> + <p> + While the ladies of the committee were applauding one another and + declaring that neither threats nor sarcasms would prevail against their + resolution, an informal meeting was held at White's of the persons who + affirmed that they were more affected than any others by the carrying out + of the new regulations; and at the meeting they resolved to make the + management aware of the mistake into which they had fallen in endeavouring + to discriminate between the classes of their patrons. + </p> + <p> + When Garrick and his friends reached the Oxford road, as the thoroughfare + was then called, the result of this meeting was making itself felt. The + road was crowded with people who seemed waiting for something unusual to + occur, though of what form it was to assume no one seemed to be aware. The + crowd were at any rate good-humoured. They cheered heartily every coach + that rolled by bearing splendidly dressed ladies to the Pantheon and to + other and less public entertainments. They waved their hats over the + chairs which, similarly burdened, went swinging along between the bearers, + footmen walking on each side and link-boys running in advance, the glare + of their torches giving additional redness to the faces of the hot fellows + who had the chair-straps over their shoulders. Every now and again an + officer of the Guards would come in for the cheers of the people, and + occasionally a jostling match took place between some supercilious young + beau and the apprentices, through the midst of whom he attempted to force + his way. More than once swords flashed beneath the sickly illumination of + the lamps, but the drawers of the weapons regretted their impetuosity the + next minute, for they were quickly disarmed, either by the crowd closing + with them or jolting them into the kennel, which at no time was savoury. + Once, however, a tall young fellow, who had been struck by a stick, drew + his sword and stood against a lamp-post preparatory to charging the crowd. + It looked as if those who interfered with him would suffer, and a space + was soon cleared in front of him. At that instant, however, he was thrown + to the ground by the assault of a previously unseen foe: a boy dropped + upon him from the lamp-post and sent his sword flying, while the crowd + cheered and jeered in turn. + </p> + <p> + At intervals a roar would arise, and the people would part before the + frantic flight of a pickpocket, pursued and belaboured in his rush by a + dozen apprentices, who carried sticks and straps, and were well able to + use both. + </p> + <p> + But a few minutes after Garrick, Goldsmith and Burke reached the road, all + the energies of the crowds seemed to be directed upon one object, and + there was a cry of, “Here they come—here she comes—a cheer for + Mrs. Baddeley!” + </p> + <p> + “O Lord,” cried Garrick, “they have gone so far as to choose Sophia + Baddeley for their experiment!” + </p> + <p> + “Their notion clearly is not to do things by degrees,” said Goldsmith. + “They might have begun with a less conspicuous person than Mrs. Baddeley. + There are many gradations in colour between black and white.” + </p> + <p> + “But not between black and White's,” said Burke. “This notion is well + worthy of the wit of White's.” + </p> + <p> + “Sophia is not among the gradations that Goldsmith speaks of,” said + Garrick. “But whatever be the result of this jerk into prominence, it + cannot fail to increase her popularity at the playhouse.” + </p> + <p> + “That's the standpoint from which a good manager regards such a scene as + this,” said Burke. “Sophia will claim an extra twenty guineas a week after + to-night.” + </p> + <p> + “By my soul!” cried Goldsmith, “she looks as if she would give double that + sum to be safe at home in bed.” + </p> + <p> + The cheers of the crowd increased as the chair containing Mrs. Baddeley, + the actress, was borne along, the lady smiling in a half-hearted way + through her paint. On each side of the chair, but some short distance in + front, were four link-boys in various liveries, shining with gold and + silver lace. In place of footmen, however, there walked two rows of + gentlemen on each side of the chair. They were all splendidly dressed, and + they carried their swords drawn. At the head of the escort on one side was + the well known young Lord Conway, and at the other side Mr. Hanger, + equally well known as a leader of fashion. Lord Stanley was immediately + behind his friend Conway, and almost every other member of the lady's + escort was a young nobleman or the heir to a peerage. + </p> + <p> + The lines extended to a second chair, in which Mrs. Abington was seated, + smiling——“Very much more naturally than Mrs. Baddeley,” Burke + remarked. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes,” cried Goldsmith, “she was always the better actress. I am + fortunate in having her in my new comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “The Duchesses have become jealous of the sway of Mrs. Abington,” said + Garrick, alluding to the fact that the fashions in dress had been for + several years controlled by that lovely and accomplished actress. + </p> + <p> + “And young Lord Conway and his friends have become tired of the sway of + the Duchesses,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + “My Lord Stanley looked as if he were pretty nigh weary of his Duchess's + sway,” said Garrick. “I wonder if he fancies that his joining that band + will emancipate him.” + </p> + <p> + “If so he is in error,” said Burke. “The Duchess of Argyll will never let + him out of her clutches till he is safely married to the Lady Betty.” + </p> + <p> + “Till then, do you say?” said Goldsmith. “Faith, sir, if he fancies he + will escape from her clutches by marrying her daughter he must have had a + very limited experience of life. Still, I think the lovely young lady is + most to be pitied. You heard the cold way he talked of her picture to + Reynolds.” + </p> + <p> + The engagement of Lord Stanley, the heir to the earldom of Derby, to Lady + Betty Hamilton, though not formally announced, was understood to be a <i>fait + accompli</i>; but there were rumours that the young man had of late been + making an effort to release himself—that it was only with difficulty + the Duchess managed to secure his attendance in public upon her daughter, + whose portrait was being painted by Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + The picturesque procession went slowly along amid the cheers of the + crowds, and certainly not without many expressions of familiarity and + friendliness toward the two ladies whose beauty of countenance and of + dress was made apparent by the flambeaux of the link-boys, which also + gleamed upon the thin blades of the ladies' escort. The actresses were + plainly more popular than the committee of the Pantheon. + </p> + <p> + It was only when the crowds were closing in on the end of the procession + that a voice cried— + </p> + <p> + “Woe unto them! Woe unto Aholah and Aholibah! Woe unto ye who follow them + to your own destruction! Turn back ere it be too late!” The discordant + note came from a Methodist preacher who considered the moment a seasonable + one for an admonition against the frivolities of the town. + </p> + <p> + The people did not seem to agree with him in this matter. They sent up a + shout of laughter, and half a dozen youths began a travesty of a Methodist + service, introducing all the hysterical cries and moans with which the + early followers of Wesley punctuated their prayers. In another direction a + ribald parody of a Methodist hymn was sung by women as well as men; but + above all the mockery the stern, strident voice of the preacher was heard. + </p> + <p> + “By my soul,” said Garrick, “that effect is strikingly dramatic. I should + like to find some one who would give me a play with such a scene.” + </p> + <p> + A good-looking young officer in the uniform of the Guards, who was in the + act of hurrying past where Garrick and his friends stood, turned suddenly + round. + </p> + <p> + “I'll take your order, sir,” he cried. “Only you will have to pay me + handsomely.” + </p> + <p> + “What, Captain Horneck? Is 't possible that you are a straggler from the + escort of the two ladies who are being feted to-night?” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Hush, man, for Heaven's sake,” cried Captain Horneck—Goldsmith's + “Captain in lace.” + </p> + <p> + “If Mr. Burke had a suspicion that I was associated with such a rout he + would, as the guardian of my purse if not of my person, give notice to my + Lord Albemarle's trustees, and then the Lord only knows what would + happen.” Then he turned to Goldsmith. “Come along, Nolly, my friend,” he + cried, putting his arm through Oliver's; “if you want a scene for your new + comedy you will find it in the Pantheon to-night. You are not wearing the + peach-bloom coat, to be sure, but, Lord, sir! you are not to be resisted, + whatever you wear.” + </p> + <p> + “You, at any rate, are not to be resisted, my gallant Captain,” said + Goldsmith. “I have half a mind to see the sport when the ladies' chairs + stop at the porch of the Pantheon.” + </p> + <p> + “As a matter of course you will come,” said young Horneck. “Let us hasten + out of range of that howling. What a time for a fellow to begin to + preach!” + </p> + <p> + He hurried Oliver away, taking charge of him through the crowd with his + arm across his shoulder. Garrick and Burke followed as rapidly as they + could, and Charles Horneck explained to them, as well as to his companion, + that he would have been in the escort of the actress, but for the fact + that he was about to marry the orphan daughter of Lord Albemarle, and that + his mother had entreated him not to do anything that might jeopardise the + match. + </p> + <p> + “You are more discreet than Lord Stanley,” said Garrick. + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis not a question of discretion, but of the + means to an end. Our Captain in lace fears that his joining the escort + would offend his charming bride, but Lord Stanley is only afraid that his + act in the same direction will not offend his Duchess.” + </p> + <p> + “You have hit the nail on the head, as usual, Nolly,” said the Captain. + “Poor Stanley is anxious to fly from his charmer through any loop-hole. + But he'll not succeed. Why, sir, I'll wager that if her daughter Betty and + the Duke were to die, her Grace would marry him herself.” + </p> + <p> + “Ay, assuming that a third Duke was not forthcoming,” said Burke. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party found, on + approaching the Pantheon, the advantage of being under the guidance of + Captain Horneck. Without his aid they would have had considerable + difficulty getting near the porch of the building, where the crowds were + most dense. The young guardsman, however, pushed his way quite + good-humouredly, but not the less effectively, through the people, and was + followed by Goldsmith, Garrick and Burke being a little way behind. But as + soon as the latter couple came within the light of the hundred lamps which + hung around the porch, they were recognised and cheered by the crowd, who + made a passage for them to the entrance just as Mrs. Baddeley's chair was + set down. + </p> + <p> + The doors had been hastily closed and half-a-dozen constables stationed in + front with their staves. The gentlemen of the escort formed in a line on + each side of her chair to the doors, and when the lady stepped out—she + could not be persuaded to do so for some time—and walked between the + ranks of her admirers, they took off their hats and lowered the points of + their swords, bowing to the ground with greater courtesy than they would + have shown to either of the royal Duchesses, who just at that period were + doing their best to obtain some recognition. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Baddeley had rehearsed the “business” of the part which she had to + play, but she was so nervous that she forgot her words on finding herself + confronted by the constables. She caught sight of Garrick standing at one + side of the door with his hat swept behind him as he bowed with exquisite + irony as she stopped short, and the force of habit was too much for her. + Forgetting that she was playing the part of a <i>grande dame</i>, she + turned in an agony of fright to Garrick, raising her hands—one + holding a lace handkerchief, the other a fan—crying— + </p> + <p> + “La! Mr. Garrick, I'm so fluttered that I've forgot my words. Where's the + prompter, sir? Pray, what am I to say now?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, madam, I am not responsible for this production,” said Garrick + gravely, and there was a roar of laughter from the people around the + porch. + </p> + <p> + The young gentlemen who had their swords drawn were, however, extremely + serious. They began to perceive the possibility of their heroic plan + collapsing into a merry burlesque, and so young Mr. Hanger sprang to the + side of the lady. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” he cried, “honour me by accepting my escort into the Pantheon. + What do you mean, sirrah, by shutting that door in the face of a lady + visitor?” he shouted to the liveried porter. + </p> + <p> + “Sir, we have orders from the management to permit no players to enter,” + replied the man. + </p> + <p> + “Nevertheless, you will permit this lady to enter,” said the young + gentleman. “Come, sir, open the doors without a moment's delay.” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot act contrary to my orders, sir,” replied the man. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Mr. Hanger,” replied the frightened actress, “I wish not to be the + cause of a disturbance. Pray, sir, let me return to my chair.” + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen,” cried Mr. Hanger to his friends, “I know that it is not your + will that we should come in active contest with the representatives of + authority; but am I right in assuming that it is your desire that our + honoured friend, Mrs. Baddeley, should enter the Pantheon?” When the cries + of assent came to an end he continued, “Then, sirs, the responsibility for + bloodshed rests with those who oppose us. Swords to the front! You will + touch no man with a point unless he oppose you. Should a constable assault + any of this company you will run him through without mercy. Now, + gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + In an instant thirty sword-blades were radiating from the lady, and in + that fashion an advance was made upon the constables, who for a few + moments stood irresolute, but then—the points of a dozen swords were + within a yard of their breasts—lowered their staves and slipped + quietly aside. The porter, finding himself thus deserted, made no attempt + to withstand single-handed an attack converging upon the doors; he hastily + went through the porch, leaving the doors wide apart. + </p> + <p> + To the sound of roars of laughter and shouts of congratulation from the + thousands who blocked the road, Mrs. Baddeley and her escort walked + through the porch and on to the rotunda beyond, the swords being sheathed + at the entrance. + </p> + <p> + It seemed as if all the rank and fashion of the town had come to the + rotunda this night. Peeresses were on the raised dais by the score, some + of them laughing, others shaking their heads and doing their best to look + scandalised. Only one matron, however, felt it imperative to leave the + assembly and to take her daughters with her. She was a lady whose first + husband had divorced her, and her daughters were excessively plain, in + spite of their masks of paint and powder. + </p> + <p> + The Duchess of Argyll stood in the centre of the dais by the side of her + daughter, Lady Betty Hamilton, her figure as graceful as it had been + twenty years before, when she and her sister Maria, who became Countess of + Coventry, could not walk down the Mall unless under the protection of a + body of soldiers, so closely were they pressed by the fashionable mob + anxious to catch a glimpse of the beautiful Miss Gunnings. She had no + touch of carmine or powder to obscure the transparency of her complexion, + and her wonderful long eyelashes needed no darkening to add to their + silken effect. Her neck and shoulders were white, not with the cold + whiteness of snow, but with the pearl-like charm of the white rose. The + solid roundness of her arms, and the grace of every movement that she made + with them, added to the delight of those who looked upon that lovely + woman. + </p> + <p> + Her daughter had only a measure of her mother's charm. Her features were + small, and though her figure was pleasing, she suggested nothing of the + Duchess's elegance and distinction. + </p> + <p> + Both mother and daughter looked at first with scorn in their eyes at the + lady who stood at one of the doors of the rotunda, surrounded by her body + guard; but when they perceived that Lord Stanley was next to her, they + exchanged a few words, and the scorn left their eyes. The Duchess even + smiled at Lady Ancaster, who stood near her, and Lady Ancaster shrugged + her shoulders almost as naturally as if she had been a Frenchwoman. + </p> + <p> + Cynical people who had been watching the Duchess's change of countenance + also shrugged their shoulders (indifferently), saying— + </p> + <p> + “Her Grace will not be inexorable; the son-in-law upon whom she has set + her heart, and tried to set her daughter's heart as well, must not be + frightened away.” + </p> + <p> + Captain Horneck had gone up to his <i>fiancee</i>. + </p> + <p> + “You were not in that creature's train, I hope,” said the lady. + </p> + <p> + “I? Dear child, for what do you take me?” he said. “No, I certainly was + not in her train. I was with my friend Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “If you had been among that woman's escort, I should never have forgiven + you the impropriety,” said she. + </p> + <p> + (She was inflexible as a girl, but before she had been married more than a + year she had run away with her husband's friend, Mr. Scawen.) + </p> + <p> + By this time Lord Conway had had an interview with the management, and now + returned with two of the gentlemen who comprised that body to where Mrs. + Baddeley was standing simpering among her admirers. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said Lord Conway, “these gentlemen are anxious to offer you their + sincere apologies for the conduct of their servants to-night, and to + express the hope that you and your friends will frequently honour them by + your patronage.” + </p> + <p> + And those were the very words uttered by the spokesman of the management, + with many humble bows, in the presence of the smiling actress. + </p> + <p> + “And now you can send for Mrs. Abing-ton,” said Lord Stanley. “She agreed + to wait in her chair until this matter was settled.” + </p> + <p> + “She can take very good care of herself,” said Mrs. Baddeley somewhat + curtly. Her fright had now vanished, and she was not disposed to underrate + the importance of her victory. She had no particular wish to divide the + honours attached to her position with another woman, much less with one + who was usually regarded as better-looking than herself. “Mrs. Abington is + a little timid, my Lord,” she continued; “she may not find herself quite + at home in this assembly.'Tis a monstrous fine place, to be sure; but for + my part, I think Vauxhall is richer and in better taste.” + </p> + <p> + But in spite of the indifference of Mrs. Baddeley, a message was conveyed + to Mrs. Abington, who had not left her chair, informing her of the honours + which were being done to the lady who had entered the room, and when this + news reached her she lost not a moment in hurrying through the porch to + the side of her sister actress. + </p> + <p> + And then a remarkable incident occurred, for the Duchess of Argyll and + Lady Ancaster stepped down from their dais and went to the two actresses, + offering them hands, and expressing the desire to see them frequently at + the assemblies in the rotunda. + </p> + <p> + The actresses made stage courtesies and returned thanks for the + condescension of the great ladies. The cynical ones laughed and shrugged + their shoulders once more. + </p> + <p> + Only Lord Stanley looked chagrined. He perceived that the Duchess was + disposed to regard his freak in the most liberal spirit, and he knew that + the point of view of the Duchess was the point of view of the Duchess's + daughter. He felt rather sad as he reflected upon the laxity of mothers + with daughters yet unmarried. Could it be that eligible suitors were + growing scarce? + </p> + <p> + Garrick was highly amused at the little scene that was being played under + his eyes; he considered himself a pretty fair judge of comedy, and he was + compelled to acknowledge that he had never witnessed any more highly + finished exhibition of this form of art. + </p> + <p> + His friend Goldsmith had not waited at the door for the arrival of Mrs. + Abington. He was not wearing any of the gorgeous costumes in which he + liked to appear at places of amusement, and so he did not intend to remain + in the rotunda for longer than a few minutes; he was only curious to see + what would be the result of the bold action of Lord Conway and his + friends. But when he was watching the act of condescension on the part of + the Duchess and the Countess, and had had his laugh with Burke, he heard a + merry voice behind him saying— + </p> + <p> + “Is Dr. Goldsmith a modern Marius, weeping over the ruin of the Pantheon?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” cried another voice, “Dr. Goldsmith is contemplating the writing of + a history of the attempted reformation of society in the eighteenth + century, through the agency of a Greek temple known as the Pantheon on the + Oxford road.” + </p> + <p> + He turned and stood face to face with two lovely laughing girls and a + handsome elder lady, who was pretending to look scandalised. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Jessamy Bride—and my sweet Little Comedy!” he cried, as + the girls caught each a hand of his. He had dropped his hat in the act of + making his bow to Mrs. Horneck, the mother of the two girls, Mary and + Katherine—the latter the wife of Mr. Bunbury. “Mrs. Horneck, madam, + I am your servant—and don't I look your servant, too,” he added, + remembering that he was not wearing his usual gala dress. + </p> + <p> + “You look always the same good friend,” said the lady. + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” laughed Mrs. Bunbury, “if he were your servant he would take care, + for the honour of the house, that he was splendidly dressed; it is not + that snuff-coloured suit we should have on him, but something gorgeous. + What would you say to a peach-bloom coat, Dr. Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + (His coat of this tint had become a family joke among the Hornecks and + Bun-burys.) + </p> + <p> + “Well, if the bloom remain on the peach it would be well enough in your + company, madam,” said Goldsmith, with a face of humorous gravity. “But a + peach with the bloom off would be more congenial to the Pantheon after + to-night.” He gave a glance in the direction of the group of actresses and + their admirers. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Horneck looked serious, her two daughters looked demurely down. + </p> + <p> + “The air is tainted,” said Goldsmith, solemnly. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Mrs. Bunbury, with a charming mock demureness. “'T is as you + say: the Pantheon will soon become as amusing as Ranelagh.” + </p> + <p> + “I said not so, madam,” cried Goldsmith, shaking-his head. “As amusing—-amusing——” + </p> + <p> + “As Ranelagh. Those were your exact words, Doctor, I assure you,” + protested Little Comedy. “Were they not, Mary?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, undoubtedly those were his words—only he did not utter them,” + replied the Jessamy Bride. + </p> + <p> + “There, now, you will not surely deny your words in the face of two such + witnesses!” said Mrs. Bunbury. + </p> + <p> + “I could deny nothing to two such faces,” said Goldsmith, “even though one + of the faces is that of a little dunce who could talk of Marius weeping + over the Pantheon.” + </p> + <p> + “And why should not he weep over the Pantheon if he saw good cause for + it?” she inquired, with her chin in the air. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, why not indeed? Only he was never within reach of it, my dear,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! I daresay Marius was no better than he need be,” cried the young + lady. + </p> + <p> + “Few men are even so good as it is necessary for them to be,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “That depends upon their own views as to the need of being good,” remarked + Mary. + </p> + <p> + “And so I say that Marius most likely made many excursions to the Pantheon + without the knowledge of his biographer,” cried her sister, with an air of + worldly wisdom of which a recent bride was so well qualified to be an + exponent. + </p> + <p> + “'Twere vain to attempt to contend against such wisdom,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, all things are possible, with a Professor of Ancient History to the + Royal Academy of Arts,” said a lady who had come up with Burke at that + moment—a small but very elegant lady with distinction in every + movement, and withal having eyes sparkling with humour. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith bowed low—again over his fallen hat, on the crown of which + Little Comedy set a very dainty foot with an aspect of the sweetest + unconsciousness. She was a tom-boy down to the sole of that dainty foot. + </p> + <p> + “In the presence of Mrs. Thrale,” Goldsmith began, but seeing the + ill-treatment to which his hat was subjected, he became confused, and the + compliment which he had been elaborating dwindled away in a murmur. + </p> + <p> + “Is it not the business of a professor to contend with wisdom, Dr. + Goldsmith?” said Mrs. Thrale. + </p> + <p> + “Madam, if you say that it is so, I will prove that you are wrong by + declining to argue out the matter with you,” said the Professor of Ancient + History. + </p> + <p> + Miss Horneck's face shone with appreciation of her dear friend's + quickness; but the lively Mrs. Thrale was, as usual, too much engrossed in + her own efforts to be brilliant to be able to pay any attention to the + words of so clumsy a person as Oliver Goldsmith, and one who, moreover, + declined to join with so many other distinguished persons in accepting her + patronage. + </p> + <p> + She found it to her advantage to launch into a series of sarcasms—most + of which had been said at least once before—at the expense of the + Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster, and finding that Goldsmith was more + busily, engaged in listening to Mrs. Bunbury's mock apologies for the + injury she had done to his hat than in attending to her <i>jeux d'esprit</i>, + she turned her back upon him, and gave Burke and Mrs. Horneck the benefit + of her remarks. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith continued taking part in the fun made by Little Comedy, pointing + out to her the details of his hat's disfigurement, when, suddenly turning + in the direction of Mary Horneck, who was standing behind her mother, the + jocular remark died on his lips. He saw the expression of dismay—worse + than dismay—which was on the girl's face as she gazed across the + rotunda. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0007" id="link2HCH0007"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith followed + the direction of her eyes and saw that their object was a man in the + uniform of an officer, who was chatting with Mrs. Abingdon. He was a + showily handsome man, though his face bore evidence of some dissipated + years, and there was an undoubted swagger in his bearing. + </p> + <p> + Meanwhile Goldsmith watched him. The man caught sight of Miss Horneck and + gave a slight start, his jaw falling for an instant—only for an + instant, however; then he recovered himself and made an elaborate bow to + the girl across the room. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith turned to Miss Horneck and perceived that her face had become + white; she returned very coldly the man's recognition, and only after the + lapse of some seconds. Goldsmith possessed naturally both delicacy of + feeling and tact. He did not allow the girl to see that he had been a + witness of a <i>rencontre</i> which evidently was painful to her; but he + spoke to her sister, who was amusing her husband by a scarcely noticeable + imitation of a certain great lady known to both of them; and, professing + himself woefully ignorant as to the <i>personnel</i> of the majority of + the people who were present, inquired first what was the name of a + gentleman wearing a star and talking to a group of apparently interested + ladies, and then of the officer whom he had seen make that elaborate bow. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Bunbury was able to tell him who was the gentleman with the star, but + after glancing casually at the other man, she shook her head. + </p> + <p> + “I have never seen him before,” she said. “I don't think he can be any one + in particular. The people whom we don't know are usually nobodies—until + we come to know them.” + </p> + <p> + “That is quite reasonable,” said he. “It is a distinction to become your + friend. It will be remembered in my favour when my efforts as Professor at + the Academy are forgotten.” + </p> + <p> + His last sentence was unheard, for Mrs. Bunbury was giving all her + attention to her sister, of whose face she had just caught a glimpse. + </p> + <p> + “Heavens, child!” she whispered to her, “what is the matter with you?” + </p> + <p> + “What should be the matter with me?” said Mary. “What, except—oh, + this place is stifling! And the managers boasted that it would be cool and + well ventilated at all times!” + </p> + <p> + “My dear girl, you'll be quite right when I take you into the air,” said + Bunbury. + </p> + <p> + “No, no; I do not need to leave the rotunda; I shall be myself in a + moment,” said the girl somewhat huskily and spasmodically. “For heaven's + sake don't stare so, child,” she added to her sister, making a pitiful + attempt to laugh. + </p> + <p> + “But, my dear——” began Mrs. Bunbury; she was interrupted by + Mary. + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” she cried, “I will not have our mother alarmed, and—well, + every one knows what a tongue Mrs. Thrale has. Oh, no; already the + faintness has passed away. What should one fear with a doctor in one's + company? Come, Dr. Goldsmith, you are a sensible person. You do not make a + fuss. Lend me your arm, if you please.” + </p> + <p> + “With all pleasure in life,” cried Oliver. + </p> + <p> + He offered her his arm, and she laid her hand upon it. He could feel how + greatly she was trembling. + </p> + <p> + When they had taken a few steps away Mary looked back at her sister and + Bunbury and smiled reassuringly at them. Her companion saw that, + immediately afterwards, her glance went in the direction of the officer + who had bowed to her. + </p> + <p> + “Take me up to one of the galleries, my dear friend,” she said. “Take me + somewhere—some place away from here—any place away from here.” + </p> + <p> + He brought her to an alcove off one of the galleries where only one sconce + with wax candles was alight. + </p> + <p> + “Why should you tremble, my dear girl?” said he. “What is there to be + afraid of? I am your friend—you know that I would die to save you + from the least trouble.” + </p> + <p> + “Trouble? Who said anything about trouble?” she cried. “I am in no trouble—only + for the trouble I am giving you, dear Goldsmith. And you did not come in + the bloom-tinted coat after all.” + </p> + <p> + He made no reply to her spasmodic utterances. The long silence was broken + only by the playing of the band, following Madame Agujari's song—the + hum of voices and laughter from the well-dressed mob in the rotunda and + around the galleries. + </p> + <p> + At last the girl put her hand again upon his arm, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I wonder what you think of this business, my dear friend—I wonder + what you think of your Jessamy Bride.” + </p> + <p> + “I think nothing but what is good of you, my dear,” said he tenderly. “But + if you can tell me of the matter that troubles you, I think I may be able + to make you see that it should not be a trouble to you for a moment. Why, + what can possibly have happened since we were all so merry in France + together?” + </p> + <p> + “Nothing—nothing has happened—I give you my word upon it,” she + said. “Oh, I feel that you are altogether right. I have no cause to be + frightened—no cause to be troubled. Why, if it came to fighting, + have not I a brother? Ah, I had much better say nothing more. You could + not understand—psha! there is nothing to be understood, dear Dr. + Goldsmith; girls are foolish creatures.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it nothing to you that we have been friends so long, dear child?” said + he. “Is it not possible for you to let me have your confidence? Think if + it be possible, Mary. I am not a wise man where my own affairs are + concerned, but I feel that for others—for you, my dear—ah, + child, don't you know that if you share a secret trouble with another its + poignancy is blunted?” + </p> + <p> + “I have never had consolation except from you,” said the girl. “But this—this—oh, + my friend, by what means did you look into a woman's soul to enable you to + write those lines— + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And finds too late. . . '?” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + There was a long pause before he started up, with his hand pressed to his + forehead. He looked at her strangely for a moment, and then walked slowly + away from her with his head bent. Before he had taken more than a dozen + steps, however, he stopped, and, after another moment of indecision, + hastened back to her and offered her his hand, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I am but a man; I can think nothing of you but what is good.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” she said; “it is only a woman who can think everything that is evil + about a woman. It is not by men that women are deceived to their own + destruction, but by women.” + </p> + <p> + She sprang to her feet and laid her hand upon his arm once again. + </p> + <p> + “Let us go away,” she said. “I am sick of this place. There is no corner + of it that is not penetrated by the Agujari's singing. Was there ever any + singing so detestable? And they pay her fifty guineas a song! I would pay + fifty guineas to get out of earshot of the best of her efforts.” Her laugh + had a shrill note that caused it to sound very pitiful to the man who + heard it. + </p> + <p> + He spoke no word, but led her tenderly back to where her mother was + standing with Burke and her son. + </p> + <p> + “I do hope that you have not missed Agujari's last song,” said Mrs. + Horneck. “We have been entranced with its melody.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no; I have missed no note of it—no note. Was there ever + anything so delicious—so liquid-sweet? Is it not time that we went + homeward, mother? I do feel a little tired, in spite of the Agujari.” + </p> + <p> + “At what an admirable period we have arrived in the world's history!” said + Burke. “It is the young miss in these days who insists on her mother's + keeping good hours. How wise we are all growing!” + </p> + <p> + “Mary was always a wise little person,” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Wise? Oh, let us go home!” said the girl wearily. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith will, I am sure, direct our coach to be called,” said her + mother. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith bowed and pressed his way to the door, where he told the janitor + to call for Mrs. Horneck's coach. + </p> + <p> + He led Mary out of the rotunda, Burke having gone before with the elder + lady. Goldsmith did not fail to notice the look of apprehension on the + girl's face as her eyes wandered around the crowd in the porch. He could + hear the little sigh of relief that she gave after her scrutiny. + </p> + <p> + The coach had drawn up at the entrance, and the little party went out into + the region of flaring links and pitch-scented smoke. While Goldsmith was + in the act of helping Mary Horneck up the steps, he was furtively glancing + around, and before she had got into a position for seating herself by the + side of her mother, he dropped her hand in so clumsy a way that several of + the onlookers laughed. Then he retreated, bowing awkwardly, and, to crown + his stupidity, he turned round so rapidly and unexpectedly that he ran + violently full-tilt against a gentleman in uniform, who was hurrying to + the side of the chariot as if to take leave of the ladies. + </p> + <p> + The crowd roared as the officer lost his footing for a moment and + staggered among the loiterers in the porch, not recovering himself until + the vehicle had driven away. Even then Goldsmith, with disordered wig, was + barring the way to the coach, profusely apologising for his awkwardness. + </p> + <p> + “Curse you for a lout!” cried the officer. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith put his hat on his head. + </p> + <p> + “Look you, sir!” he said. “I have offered you my humblest apologies for + the accident. If you do not choose to accept them, you have but got to say + as much and I am at your service. My name is Goldsmith, sir—Oliver + Goldsmith—and my friend is Mr. Edmund Burke. I flatter myself that + we are both as well known and of as high repute as yourself, whoever you + may be.” + </p> + <p> + The onlookers in the porch laughed, those outside gave an encouraging + cheer, while the chairmen and linkmen, who were nearly all Irish, shouted + “Well done, your Honour! The little Doctor and Mr. Burke forever!” For + both Goldsmith and Burke were as popular with the mob as they were in + society. + </p> + <p> + While Goldsmith stood facing the scowling officer, an elderly gentleman, + in the uniform of a general and with his breast covered with orders, + stepped out from the side of the porch and shook Oliver by the hand. Then + he turned to his opponent, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith is my friend, sir. If you have any quarrel with him you can + let me hear from you. I am General Oglethorpe.” + </p> + <p> + “Or if it suits you better, sir,” said another gentleman coming to + Goldsmith's side, “you can send your friend to my house. My name is Lord + Clare.” + </p> + <p> + “My Lord,” cried the man, bowing with a little swagger, “I have no quarrel + with Dr. Goldsmith. He has no warmer admirer than myself. If in the heat + of the moment I made use of any expression that one gentleman might not + make use of toward another, I ask Dr. Goldsmith's pardon. I have the + honour to wish your Lordship good-night.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed and made his exit. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0008" id="link2HCH0008"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER VIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen Goldsmith + reached his chambers in Brick Court, he found awaiting him a letter from + Colman, the lessee of Covent Garden Theatre, to let him know that Woodward + and Mrs. Abington had resigned their parts in his comedy which had been in + rehearsal for a week, and that he, Colman, felt they were right in doing + so, as the failure of the piece was so inevitable. He hoped that Dr. + Goldsmith would be discreet enough to sanction its withdrawal while its + withdrawal was still possible. + </p> + <p> + He read this letter—one of several which he had received from Colman + during the week prophesying disaster—without impatience, and threw + it aside without a further thought. He had no thought for anything save + the expression that had been on the face of Mary Horneck as she had spoken + his lines— + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + “When lovely woman stoops to folly, + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And finds too late....” + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + “Too late——” She had not got beyond those words. Her voice had + broken, as he had often believed that his beloved Olivia's voice had + broken, when trying to sing her song in which a woman's despair is + enshrined for all ages. Her voice had broken, though not with the stress + of tears. It would not have been so full of despair if tears had been in + her eyes. Where there are tears there is hope. But her voice.... + </p> + <p> + What was he to believe? What was he to think regarding that sweet girl who + had, since the first day he had known her, treated him as no other human + being had ever treated him? The whole family of the Hornecks had shown + themselves to be his best friends. They insisted on his placing himself on + the most familiar footing in regard to their house, and when Little Comedy + married she maintained the pleasant intimacy with him which had begun at + Sir Joshua Reynolds's dinner-table. The days that he spent at the + Bunburys' house at Barton were among the pleasantest of his life. + </p> + <p> + But, fond though he was of Mrs. Bun-bury, her sister Mary, his “Jessamy + Bride,” drew him to her by a deeper and warmer affection. He had felt from + the first hour of meeting her that she understood his nature—that in + her he had at last found some one who could give him the sympathy which he + sought. More than once she had proved to him that she recognised the + greatness of his nature—his simplicity, his generosity, the + tenderness of his heart for all things that suffered, his trustfulness, + that caused him to be so frequently imposed upon, his intolerance of + hypocrisy and false sentiment, though false sentiment was the note of the + most successful productions of the day. Above all, he felt that she + recognised his true attitude in relation to English literature. If he was + compelled to work in uncongenial channels in order to earn his daily + bread, he himself never forgot what he owed to English literature. How + nobly he discharged this debt his “Traveller,” “The Vicar of Wakefield,” + “The Deserted Village,” and “The Good Natured Man” testified at intervals. + He felt that he was the truest poet, the sincerest dramatist, of the + period, and he never allowed the work which he was compelled to do for the + booksellers to turn him aside from his high aims. + </p> + <p> + It was because Mary Horneck proved to him daily that she understood what + his aims were he regarded her as different from all the rest of the world. + She did not talk to him of sympathising with him, but she understood him + and sympathised with him. + </p> + <p> + As he lay back in his chair now asking himself what he should think of + her, he recalled every day that he had passed in her company, from the + time of their first meeting at Reynolds's house until he had accompanied + her and her mother and sister on the tour through France. He remembered + how, the previous year, she had stirred his heart on returning from a long + visit to her native Devonshire by a clasp of the hand and a look of + gratitude, as she spoke the name of the book which he had sent to her with + a letter. “The Vicar of Wakefield” was the book, and she had said— + </p> + <p> + “You can never, never know what it has been to me—what it has done + for me.” Her eyes had at that time been full of tears of gratitude—of + affection, and the sound of her voice and the sight of her liquid eyes had + overcome him. He knew there was a bond between them that would not be + easily severed. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0105.jpg" alt="0105 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0105.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + But there were no tears in her eyes as she spoke the words of Olivia's + song. + </p> + <p> + What was he to think of her? + </p> + <p> + One moment she had been overflowing with girlish merriment, and then, on + glancing across the hall, her face had become pale and her mood had + changed from one of merriment to one of despair—the despair of a + bird that finds itself in the net of the fowler. + </p> + <p> + What was he to think of her? + </p> + <p> + He would not wrong her by a single thought. He thought no longer of her, + but of the man whose sudden appearance before her eyes had, he felt + certain, brought about her change of mood. + </p> + <p> + It was his certainty of feeling on this matter that had caused him to + guard her jealously from the approach of that man, and, when he saw him + going toward the coach, to prevent his further advance by the readiest + means in his power. He had had no time to elaborate any scheme to keep the + man away from Mary Horneck, and he had been forced to adopt the most + rudimentary scheme to carry out his purpose. + </p> + <p> + Well, he reflected upon the fact that if the scheme was rudimentary it had + proved extremely effective. He had kept the man apart from the girls, and + he only regretted that the man had been so easily led to regard the + occurrence as an accident. He would have dearly liked to run the man + through some vital part. + </p> + <p> + What was that man to Mary Horneck that she should be in terror at the very + sight of him? That was the question which presented itself to him, and his + too vivid imagination had no difficulty in suggesting a number of answers + to it, but through all he kept his word to her: he thought no ill of her. + He could not entertain a thought of her that was not wholly good. He felt + that her concern was on account of some one else who might be in the power + of that man. He knew how generous she was—how sympathetic. He had + told her some of his own troubles, and though he did so lightly, as was + his custom, she had been deeply affected on hearing of them. Might it not + then be that the trouble which affected her was not her own, but + another's? + </p> + <p> + Before he went to bed he had brought himself to take this view of the + incident of the evening, and he felt much easier in his mind. + </p> + <p> + Only he felt a twinge of regret when he reflected that the fellow whose + appearance had deprived Mary Horneck of an evening's pleasure had escaped + with no greater inconvenience than would be the result of an ordinary + shaking. His contempt for the man increased as he recalled how he had + declined to prolong the quarrel. If he had been anything of a man he would + have perceived that he was insulted, not by accident but design, and would + have been ready to fight. + </p> + <p> + Whatever might be the nature of Mary Horneck's trouble, the killing of the + man would be a step in the right direction. + </p> + <p> + It was not until his servant, John Eyles, had awakened him in the morning + that he recollected receiving a letter from Colman which contained some + unpleasant news. He could not at first remember the details of the news, + but he was certain that on receiving it he had a definite idea that it was + unpleasant. When he now read Colman's letter for the second time he found + that his recollection of his first impression was not at fault. It was + just his luck: no man was in the habit of writing more joyous letters or + receiving more depressing than Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + He hurried off to the theatre and found Colman in his most disagreeable + mood. The actor and actress who had resigned their parts were just those + to whom he was looking, Colman declared, to pull the play through. He + could not, however, blame them, he frankly admitted. They were, he said, + dependent for a livelihood upon their association with success on the + stage, and it could not be otherwise than prejudicial to their best + interests to be connected with a failure. + </p> + <p> + This was too much, even for the long suffering Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Is it not somewhat premature to talk of the failure of a play that has + not yet been produced, Mr. Colman?” he said. + </p> + <p> + “It might be in respect to most plays, sir,” replied Colman; “but in + regard to this particular play, I don't think that one need be afraid to + anticipate by a week or two the verdict of the playgoers. Two things in + this world are inevitable, sir: death and the damning of your comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall try to bear both with fortitude,” said Goldsmith quietly, though + he was inwardly very indignant with the manager for his gratuitous + predictions of failure—predictions which from the first his attitude + in regard to the play had contributed to realise. “I should like to have a + talk with Mrs. Abington and Woodward,” he added. + </p> + <p> + “They are in the green room,” said the manager. “I must say that I was in + hope, Dr. Goldsmith, that your critical judgment of your own work would + enable you to see your way to withdraw it.” + </p> + <p> + “I decline to withdraw it, sir,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “I have been a manager now for some years,” said Colman, “and, speaking + from the experience which I have gained at this theatre, I say without + hesitation that I never had a piece offered to me which promised so + complete a disaster as this, sir. Why, 'tis like no other comedy that was + ever wrote.” + </p> + <p> + “That is a feature which I think the playgoers will not be slow to + appreciate,” said Goldsmith. “Good Lord! Mr. Colman, cannot you see that + what the people want nowadays is a novelty?” + </p> + <p> + “Ay, sir; but there are novelties and novelties, and this novelty of yours + is not to their taste.'T is not a comedy of the pothouse that's the + novelty genteel people want in these days; and mark my words, sir, the + bringing on of that vulgar young boor—what's the fellow's name?—Lumpkin, + in his pothouse, and the unworthy sneers against the refinement and + sensibility of the period—the fellow who talks of his bear only + dancing to the genteelest of tunes—all this, Dr. Goldsmith, I pledge + you my word and reputation as a manager, will bring about an early fall of + the curtain.” + </p> + <p> + “An early fall of the curtain?” + </p> + <p> + “Even so, sir; for the people in the house will not permit another scene + beyond that of your pothouse to be set.” + </p> + <p> + “Let me tell you, Mr. Colman, that the Three Pigeons is an hostelry, not a + pothouse.” + </p> + <p> + “The playgoers will damn it if it were e'en a Bishop's palace.” + </p> + <p> + “Which you think most secure against such a fate. Nay, sir, let us not + apply the doctrine of predestination to a comedy. Men have gone mad + through believing that they had no chance of being saved from the Pit. + Pray let not us take so gloomy a view of the hereafter of our play.” + </p> + <p> + “Of <i>your</i> play, sir, by your leave. I have no mind to accept even a + share of its paternity, though I know that I cannot escape blame for + having anything to do with its production.” + </p> + <p> + “If you are so anxious to decline the responsibilities of a father in + respect to it, sir, I must beg that you will not feel called upon to act + with the cruelty of a step-father towards it.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith bowed in his pleasantest manner as he left the manager's office + and went to the green room. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0009" id="link2HCH0009"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER IX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he attitude of + Colman in regard to the comedy was quite in keeping with the traditions of + the stage of the eighteenth century, nor was it so contrary to the + traditions of the nineteenth century. Colman, like the rest of his + profession—not even excepting Garrick—possessed only a small + amount of knowledge as to what playgoers desired to have presented to + them. Whatever successes he achieved were certainly not due to his own + acumen. He had no idea that audiences had grown tired of stilted blank + verse tragedies and comedies constructed on the most conventional lines, + with plentiful allusions to heathen deities, but a plentiful lack of human + nature. Such plays had succeeded in his hands previously, and he could see + no reason why he should substitute for them anything more natural. He had + no idea that playgoers were ready to hail with pleasure a comedy founded + upon scenes of everyday life, not upon the spurious sentimentality of an + artificial age. + </p> + <p> + He had produced “The Good Natured Man” some years before, and had made + money by the transaction. But the shrieks of the shallow critics who had + condemned the introduction of the low-life personages into that play were + still ringing in his ears; so, when he found that the leading + characteristics of these personages were not only introduced but actually + intensified in the new comedy, which the author had named provisionally + “The Mistakes of a Night,” he at first declined to have anything to do + with it. But, fortunately, Goldsmith had influential friends—friends + who, like Dr. Johnson and Bishop Percy, had recognised his genius when he + was living in a garret and before he had written anything beyond a few + desultory essays—and they brought all their influence to bear upon + the Covent Garden manager. He accepted the comedy, but laid it aside for + several months, and only grudgingly, at last, consented to put it in + rehearsal. + </p> + <p> + Daily, when Goldsmith attended the rehearsals, the manager did his best to + depreciate the piece, shaking his head over some scenes, shrugging his + shoulders over others, and asking the author if he actually meant to allow + certain portions of the dialogue to be spoken as he had written them. + </p> + <p> + This attitude would have discouraged a man less certain of his position + than Goldsmith. It did not discourage him, however, but its effect was + soon perceptible upon the members of the company. They rehearsed in a + half-hearted way, and accepted Goldsmith's suggestions with demur. + </p> + <p> + At the end of a week Gentleman Smith, who had been cast for Young Marlow, + threw up the part, and Colman inquired of Goldsmith if he was serious in + his intention to continue rehearsing the piece. In a moment Goldsmith + assured him that he meant to perform his part of the contract with the + manager, and that he would tolerate no backing out of that same contract + by the manager. At his friend Shuter's suggestion, the part was handed + over to Lee Lewes. + </p> + <p> + After this, it might at least have been expected that Colman would make + the best of what he believed to be a bad matter, and give the play every + chance of success. On the contrary, however, he was stupid even for the + manager of a theatre, and was at the pains to decry the play upon every + possible occasion. Having predicted failure for it, he seemed determined + to do his best to cause his prophecies to be realized. At rehearsal he + provoked Goldsmith almost beyond endurance by his sneers, and actually + encouraged the members of his own company in their frivolous complaints + regarding their dialogue. He spoke the truth to Goldsmith when he said he + was not surprised that Woodward and Mrs. Abington had thrown up their + parts: he would have been greatly surprised if they had continued + rehearsing. + </p> + <p> + When the unfortunate author now entered the green room, the buzz of + conversation which had been audible outside ceased in an instant. He knew + that he had formed the subject of the conversation, and he could not doubt + what was its nature. For a moment he was tempted to turn round and go back + to Colman in order to tell him that he would withdraw the play. The + temptation lasted but a moment, however: the spirit of determination which + had carried him through many difficulties—that spirit which Reynolds + appreciated and had embodied in his portrait—came to his aid. He + walked boldly into the green room and shook hands with both Woodward and + Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + “I am greatly mortified at the news which I have just had from Mr. + Colman,” he said; “but I am sure that you have not taken this serious step + without due consideration, so I need say no more about it. Mr. Colman will + be unable to attend this rehearsal, but he is under an agreement with me + to produce my comedy within a certain period, and he will therefore + sanction any step I may take on his behalf. Mr. Quick will, I hope, honour + me by reading the part of Tony Lumpkin and Mrs. Bulk-ley that of Miss + Hardcastle, so that there need be no delay in the rehearsal.” + </p> + <p> + The members of the company were somewhat startled by the tone adopted by + the man who had previously been anything but fluent in his speech, and who + had submitted with patience to the sneers of the manager. They now began + to perceive something of the character of the man whose life had been a + fierce struggle with adversity, but who even in his wretched garret knew + what was due to himself and to his art, and did not hesitate to kick + downstairs the emissary from the government that offered him employment as + a libeller. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” cried the impulsive Mrs. Bulkley, putting out her hand to him—“Sir, + you are not only a genius, you are a man as well, and it will not be my + fault if this comedy of yours does not turn out a success. You have been + badly treated, Dr. Goldsmith, and you have borne your ill-treatment nobly. + For myself, sir, I say that I shall be proud to appear in your piece.” + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said Goldsmith, “you overwhelm me with your kindness. As for + ill-treatment, I have nothing to complain of so far as the ladies and + gentlemen of the company are concerned, and any one who ventures to assert + that I bear ill-will toward Mr. Woodward and Mrs. Abington I shall regard + as having put an affront upon me. Before a fortnight has passed I know + that they will be overcome by chagrin at their rejection of the + opportunity that was offered them of being associated with the success of + this play, for it will be a success, in spite of the untoward + circumstances incidental to its birth.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed several times around the company, and he did it so awkwardly that + he immediately gained the sympathy and good-will of all the actors: they + reflected how much better they could do it, and that, of course, caused + them to feel well disposed towards Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “You mean to give the comedy another name, sir, I think,” said Shuter, who + was cast for the part of Old Hardcastle. + </p> + <p> + “You may be sure that a name will be forthcoming,” said Goldsmith. “Lord, + sir, I am too good a Christian not to know that if an accident was to + happen to my bantling before it is christened it would be damned to a + certainty.” + </p> + <p> + The rehearsal this day was the most promising that had yet taken place. + Col-man did not put in an appearance, consequently the disheartening + influence of his presence was not felt. The broadly comical scenes were + acted with some spirit, and though it was quite apparent to Goldsmith that + none of the company believed that the play would be a success, yet the + members did not work, as they had worked hitherto, on the assumption that + its failure was inevitable. + </p> + <p> + On the whole, he left the theatre with a lighter heart than he had had + since the first rehearsal. It was not until he returned to his chambers to + dress for the evening that he recollected he had not yet arrived at a + wholly satisfactory solution of the question which had kept him awake + during the greater part of the night. + </p> + <p> + The words that Mary Horneck had spoken and the look there was in her eyes + at the same moment had yet to be explained. + </p> + <p> + He seated himself at his desk with his hand to his head, his elbow resting + on a sheet of paper placed ready for his pen. After half-an-hour's thought + his hand went mechanically to his tray of pens. Picking one up with a + sigh, he began to write. + </p> + <p> + Verse after verse appeared upon the paper—the love-song of a man who + feels that love is shut out from his life for evermore, but whose only + consolation in life is love. + </p> + <p> + After an hour's fluent writing he laid down the pen and once again rested + his head on his hand. He had not the courage to read what he had written. + His desk was full of such verses, written with unaffected sincerity when + every one around him was engaged in composing verses which were regarded + worthy of admiration only in proportion as they were artificial. + </p> + <p> + He wondered, as he sat there, what would be the result of his sending to + Mary Horneck one of those poems which his heart had sung to her. Would she + be shocked at his presumption in venturing to love her? Would his + delightful relations with her and her family be changed when it became + known that he had not been satisfied with the friendship which he had + enjoyed for some years, but had hoped for a response to his deeper + feeling? + </p> + <p> + His heart sank as he asked himself the question. + </p> + <p> + “How is it that I seem ridiculous as a lover even to myself?” he muttered. + “Why has God laid upon me the curse of being a poet? A poet is the + chronicler of the loves of others, but it is thought madness should he + himself look for the consolation of love. It is the irony of life that the + man who is most capable of deep feeling should be forced to live in + loneliness. How the world would pity a great painter who was struck blind—a + great orator struck dumb! But the poet shut out from love receives no pity—no + pity on earth—no pity in heaven.” + </p> + <p> + He bowed his head down to his hands, and remained in that attitude for an + hour. Then he suddenly sprang to his feet. He caught up the paper which he + had just covered with verses, and was in the act of tearing it. He did not + tear the sheet quite across, however; it fell from his hand to the desk + and lay there, a slight current of air from a window making the torn edge + rise and fall as though it lay upon the beating heart of a woman whose + lover was beside her—that was what the quivering motion suggested to + the poet who watched it. + </p> + <p> + “And I would have torn it in pieces and made a ruin of it!” he said. + “Alas! alas! for the poor torn, fluttering heart!” + </p> + <p> + He dressed himself and went out, but to none of his accustomed haunts, + where he would have been certain to meet with some of the distinguished + men who were rejoiced to be regarded as his friends. In his mood he knew + that friendship could afford him no solace. + </p> + <p> + He knew that to offer a man friendship when love is in his heart is like + giving a loaf of bread to one who is dying of thirst. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0010" id="link2HCH0010"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER X. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">F</span>or the next two + days Goldsmith was fully occupied making such changes in his play as were + suggested to him in the course of the rehearsals. The alterations were not + radical, but he felt that they would be improvements, and his judgment was + rarely at fault. Moreover, he was quick to perceive in what direction the + strong points and the weak points of the various members of the company + lay, and he had no hesitation in altering the dialogue so as to give them + a better chance of displaying their gifts. But not a line of what Colman + called the “pot-house scene” would he change, not a word of the scene + where the farm servants are being trained to wait at table would he allow + to be omitted. + </p> + <p> + Colman declined to appear upon the stage during the rehearsals. He seems + to have spent all his spare time walking from coffee house to coffee house + talking about the play, its vulgarity, and the certainty of the fate that + was in store for it. It would have been impossible, had he not adopted + this remarkable course, for the people of the town to become aware, as + they certainly did, what were his ideas regarding the comedy. When it was + produced with extraordinary success, the papers held the manager up to + ridicule daily for his false predictions, and every day a new set of + lampoons came from the coffee-house wits on the same subject. + </p> + <p> + But though the members of the company rehearsed the play loyally, some of + them were doubtful about the scene at the Three Pigeons, and did not + hesitate to express their fears to Goldsmith. They wondered if he might + not see his way to substitute for that scene one which could not possibly + be thought offensive by any section of playgoers. Was it not a pity, one + of them asked him, to run a chance of failure when it might be so easily + avoided? + </p> + <p> + To all of these remonstrances he had but one answer: the play must stand + or fall by the scenes which were regarded as ungenteel. He had written it, + he said, for the sake of expressing his convictions through the medium of + these particular scenes, and he was content to accept the verdict of the + playgoers on the point in question. Why he had brought on those scenes so + early in the play was that the playgoers might know not to expect a + sentimental piece, but one that was meant to introduce a natural school of + comedy, with no pretence to be anything but a copy of the manners of the + day, with no fine writing in the dialogue, but only the broadest and + heartiest fun. + </p> + <p> + “If the scenes are ungenteel,” said he, “it is because nature is made up + of ungenteel things. Your modern gentleman is, to my mind, much less + interesting than your ungenteel person; and I believe that Tony Lumpkin + when admirably represented, as he will be by Mr. Quick, will be a greater + favourite with all who come to the playhouse than the finest gentleman who + ever uttered an artificial sentiment to fall exquisitely on the ear of a + boarding-school miss. So, by my faith! I'll not interfere with his + romping.” + </p> + <p> + He was fluent and decisive on this point, as he was on every other point + on which he had made up his mind. He only stammered and stuttered when he + did not know what he was about to say, and this frequently arose from his + over-sensitiveness in regard to the feelings of others—a disability + which could never be laid to the charge of Dr. Johnson, who was, in + consequence, delightfully fluent. + </p> + <p> + On the evening of the third rehearsal of the play with the amended cast, + he went to Reynolds's house in Leicester Square to dine. He knew that the + Horneck family would be there, and he looked forward with some degree of + apprehension to his meeting with Mary. He felt that she might think he + looked for some explanation of her strange words spoken when he was by her + side at the Pantheon. But he wanted no explanation from her. The words + still lay as a burden upon his heart, but he felt that it would pain her + to attempt an explanation of them, and he was quite content that matters + should remain as they were. Whatever the words might have meant, it was + impossible that they could mean anything that might cause him to think of + her with less reverence and affection. + </p> + <p> + He arrived early at Reynolds's house, but it did not take him long to find + out that he was not the first arrival. From the large drawingroom there + came to his ears the sound of laughter—such laughter as caused him + to remark to the servant— + </p> + <p> + “I perceive that Mr. Garrick is already in the house, Ralph.” + </p> + <p> + “Mr. Garrick has been here with the young ladies for the past half-hour, + sir,” replied Ralph. + </p> + <p> + “I shouldn't wonder if, on inquiry, it were found that he has been + entertaining them,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + Ralph, who knew perfectly well what was the exact form that the + entertainment assumed, busied himself hanging up the visitor's hat. + </p> + <p> + The fact was that, for the previous quarter of an hour, Garrick had been + keeping Mary Horneck and her sister, and even Miss Reynolds, in fits of + laughter by his burlesque account of Goldsmith's interview with an + amanuensis who had been recommended to him with a view of saving him much + manual labour. Goldsmith had told him the story originally, and the + imagination of Garrick was quite equal to the duty of supplying all the + details necessary for the burlesque. He pretended to be the amanuensis + entering the room in which Goldsmith was supposed to be seated working + laboriously at his “Animated Nature.” + </p> + <p> + “Good morning, sir, good morning,” he cried, pretending to take off his + gloves and shake the dust off them with the most perfect self-possession, + previous to laying them in his hat on a chair. “Now mind you don't sit + there, Dr. Goldsmith,” he continued, raising a warning finger. A little + motion of his body, and the pert amanuensis, with his mincing ways, was + transformed into the awkward Goldsmith, shy and self-conscious in the + presence of a stranger, hastening with clumsy politeness to get him a + chair, and, of course, dragging forward the very one on which the man had + placed his hat. “Now, now, now, what are you about?”—once more + Garrick was the amanuensis. “Did not I warn you to be careful about that + chair, sir? Eh? I only told you not to sit in it? Sir, that excuse is a + mere quibble—a mere quibble. This must not occur again, or I shall + be forced to dismiss you, and where will you be then, my good sir? Now to + business, Doctor; but first you will tell your man to make me a cup of + chocolate—with milk, sir—plenty of milk, and two lumps of + sugar—plantation sugar, sir; I flatter myself that I am a patriot—none + of your foreign manufactures for me. And now that I think on't, your + laundress would do well to wash and iron my ruffles for me; and mind you + tell her to be careful of the one with the tear in it”—this shouted + half-way out of the door through which he had shown Goldsmith hurrying + with the ruffles and the order for the chocolate. Then came the monologue + of the amanuensis strolling about the room, passing his sneering remarks + at the furniture—opening a letter which had just come by post, and + reading it <i>sotto voce</i>. It was supposed to be from Filby, the + tailor, and to state that the field-marshal's uniform in which Dr. + Goldsmith meant to appear at the next masked ball at the Haymarket would + be ready in a few days, and to inquire if Dr. Goldsmith had made up his + mind as to the exact orders which he meant to wear, ending with a + compliment upon Dr. Goldsmith's good taste and discrimination in choosing + a costume which was so well adapted to his physique, and a humble + suggestion that it should be worn upon the occasion of the first + performance of the new comedy, when the writer hoped no objection would be + raised to the hanging of a board in front of the author's box with “Made + by Filby” printed on it. + </p> + <p> + Garrick's reading of the imaginary letter, stumbling over certain words—giving + an odd turn and a ludicrous misreading to a phrase here and there, and + finally his turning over the letter and mumbling a postscript alluding to + the length of time that had passed since the writer had received a payment + on account, could not have been surpassed. The effect of the comedy upon + the people in the room was immeasurably heightened by the entrance of + Goldsmith in the flesh, when Garrick, as the amanuensis, immediately + walked to him gravely with the scrap of paper which had done duty as the + letter, in his hand, asking him if what was written there in black and + white about the field-marshal's uniform was correct, and if he meant to + agree to Filby's request to wear it on the first night of the comedy. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith perceived that Garrick was giving an example of the impromptu + entertainment in which he delighted, and at once entered into the spirit + of the scene, saying-“Why, yes, sir; I have come to the conclusion that + more credit should be given to a man who has brought to a successful issue + a campaign against the prejudices and stupidities of the manager of a + playhouse than to the generalissimo of an army in the field, so why should + not I wear a field-marshal's uniform, sir?” + </p> + <p> + The laugh was against Garrick, which pleased him greatly, for he knew that + Goldsmith would feel that he was sharing in the entertainment, and would + not regard it as a burlesque upon himself personally. In an instant, + however, the actor had ceased to be the supercilious amanuensis, and + became David Garrick, crying— + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, you are out of the play altogether. You are presuming to reply + to the amanuensis, which, I need scarcely tell a gentleman of your + experience, is a preposterous idea, and out of all consistency with + nature.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith had shaken hands with all his friends, and being quite elated at + the success of his reply to the brilliant Garrick, did not mind much what + might follow. + </p> + <p> + At what did actually follow Goldsmith laughed as heartily as any one in + the room. + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir,” said the amanuensis, “we have no time to waste over empty + civilities. We have our 'Animated Nature' to proceed with; we cannot keep + the world waiting any longer; it matters not about the booksellers, 'tis + the world we think of. What is this?”—picking up an imaginary paper—“'The + derivation of the name of the elephant has taxed the ingeniousness of many + able writers, but there can be no doubt in the mind of any one who has + seen that noble creature, as I have, in its native woods, careering nimbly + from branch to branch of the largest trees in search of the butterflies, + which form its sole food, that the name elephant is but a corruption of + elegant, the movements of the animal being as singularly graceful as its + shape is in accordance with all accepted ideas of symmetry.' Sir, this is + mighty fine, but your style lacks animation. A writer on 'Animated Nature' + should be himself both animated and natural, as one who translates Buffon + should himself be a buffoon.” + </p> + <p> + In this strain of nonsense Garrick went on for the next ten minutes, + leading up to a simulated dispute between Goldsmith and his amanuensis as + to whether a dog lived on land or water. The dispute waxed warmer and + warmer, until at last blows were exchanged and the amanuensis kicked + Goldsmith through the door and down the stairs. The bumping of the + imaginary man from step to step was heard in the drawing-room, and then + the amanuensis entered, smiling and rubbing his hands as he remarked— + </p> + <p> + “The impertinent fellow! To presume to dictate to his amanuensis! Lord! + what's the world coming to when a common literary man presumes to dictate + to his amanuensis?” + </p> + <p> + Such buffoonery was what Garrick loved. At Dr. Burney's new house, around + the corner in St. Martin's street, he used to keep the household in roars + of laughter—as one delightful member of the household has recorded—over + his burlesque auctions of books, and his imitations of Dr. Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “And all this,” said Goldsmith, “came out of the paltry story which I told + him of how I hired an amanuensis, but found myself dumb the moment he sat + down to work, so that, after making a number of excuses which I knew he + saw through, I found it to my advantage to give the man a guinea and send + him away.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0011" id="link2HCH0011"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith was + delighted to find that the Jessamy Bride seemed free from care. He had + gone to Reynolds' in fear and trembling lest he should hear that she was + unable to join the party; but now he found her in as merry a mood as he + had ever known her to be in. He was seated by her side at dinner, and he + was glad to find that there was upon her no trace of the mysterious mood + that had spoiled his pleasure at the Pantheon. + </p> + <p> + She had, of course, heard of the troubles at the playhouse, and she told + him that nothing would induce her ever to speak to Colman, though she said + that she and Little Comedy, when they had first heard of the intention of + the manager to withdraw the piece, had resolved to go together to the + theatre and demand its immediate production on the finest scale possible. + </p> + <p> + “There's still great need for some one who will be able to influence + Colman in that respect,” said Goldsmith. “Only to-day, when I ventured to + talk of a fresh scene being painted, He told me that it was not his + intention to proceed to such expense for a piece that would not be played + for longer than a small portion of one evening.” + </p> + <p> + “The monster!” cried the girl. “I should like to talk to him as I feel + about this. What, is he mad enough to expect that playgoers will tolerate + his wretched old scenery in a new comedy? Oh, clearly he needs some one to + be near him who will speak plainly to him and tell him how contemptible he + is. Your friend Dr. Johnson should go to him. The occasion is one that + demands the powers of a man who has a whole dictionary at his back—yes, + Dr. Johnson should go to him and threaten that if he does not behave + handsomely he will, in his next edition of the Dictionary, define a + scoundrel as a playhouse manager who keeps an author in suspense for + months, and then produces his comedy so ungenerously as to make its + failure a certainty. But, no, your play will be the greater success on + account of its having to overcome all the obstacles which Mr. Colman has + placed in its way.” + </p> + <p> + “I know, dear child, that if it depended on your good will it would be the + greatest success of the century,” said he. + </p> + <p> + “And so it will be—oh, it must be! Little Comedy and I will—oh, + we shall insist on the playgoers liking it! We will sit in front of a box + and lead all the applause, and we will, besides, keep stern eyes fixed + upon any one who may have the bad taste to decline to follow us.” + </p> + <p> + “You are kindness itself, my dear; and meanwhile, if you would come to the + remaining rehearsals, and spend all your spare time thinking out a + suitable name for the play you would be conferring an additional favour + upon an ill-treated author.” + </p> + <p> + “I will do both, and it will be strange if I do not succeed in at least + one of the two enterprises—the first being the changing of the + mistakes of a manager into the success of a night, and the second the + changing of the 'Mistakes of a Night' into the success of a manager—ay, + and of an author as well.” + </p> + <p> + “Admirably spoke!” cried the author. “I have a mind to let the name 'The + Mistakes of a Night' stand, you have made such a pretty play upon it.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no; that is not the kind of play to fill the theatre,” said she. “Oh, + do not be afraid; it will be very strange if between us we cannot hit upon + a title that will deserve, if not a coronet, at least a wreath of laurel.” + Sir Joshua, who was sitting at the head of the table, not far away, had + put up his ear-trumpet between the courses, and caught a word or two of + the girl's sentence. + </p> + <p> + “I presume that you are still discussing the great title question,” said + he. “You need not do so. Have I not given you my assurance that 'The + Belle's Stratagem' is the best name that the play could receive?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, that title Dr. Goldsmith holds to be one of the 'mistakes of a + Knight!'” said Mr. Bunbury in a low tone. He delighted in a pun, but did + not like too many people to hear him make one. + </p> + <p> + “'The Belle's Stratagem' I hold to be a good enough title until we get a + better,” said Goldsmith. “I have confidence in the ingenuity of Miss + Horneck to discover the better one.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, I protest if you do not take my title I shall go to the playhouse + and damn the play,” said Reynolds. “I have given it its proper name, and + if it appears in public under any other it will have earned the + reprobation of all honest folk who detest an <i>alias</i>.” + </p> + <p> + “Then that name shall stand,” said Goldsmith. “I give you my word, Sir + Joshua, I would rather see my play succeed under your title than have it + damned under a title given to it by the next best man to you in England.” + </p> + <p> + “That is very well said, indeed,” remarked Sir Joshua. “It gives evidence + of a certain generosity of feeling on your part which all should respect.” + </p> + <p> + Miss Kauffman, who sat at Sir Joshua's right, smiled a trifle vaguely, for + she had not quite understood the drift of Goldsmith's phrase, but from the + other end of the table there came quite an outburst of laughter. Garrick + sat there with Mrs. Bunbury and Baretti, to whom he was telling an + imaginary story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room. + </p> + <p> + Dr. Burney, who sat at the other side of the table, had ventured to + question the likelihood of an audience's apprehending the humour of the + story at which Diggory had only hinted. He wondered if the story should + not be told for the benefit of the playgoers. + </p> + <p> + A gentleman whom Bunbury had brought to dinner—his name was Colonel + Gwyn, and it was known that he was a great admirer of Mary Horneck—took + up the question quite seriously. + </p> + <p> + “For my part,” he said, “I admit frankly that I have never heard the story + of Grouse in the gun-room.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible, sir?” cried Garrick. “What, you mean to say that you are + not familiar with the reply of Ould Grouse to the young woman who asked + him how he found his way into the gun-room when the door was locked—that + about every gun having a lock, and so forth?” + </p> + <p> + “No, sir,” cried Colonel Gwyn. “I had no idea that the story was a + familiar one. It seems interesting, too.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, 't is amazingly interesting,” said Garrick. “But you are an army man, + Colonel Gwyn; you have heard it frequently told over the mess-table.” + </p> + <p> + “I protest, sir,” said Colonel Gwyn, “I know so little about it that I + fancied Ould Grouse was the name of a dog—I have myself known of + sporting dogs called Grouse.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Colonel, you surprise me,” cried Garrick. “Ould Grouse a dog! Pray do + not hint so much to Dr. Goldsmith. He is a very sensitive man, and would + feel greatly hurt by such a suggestion. I believe that Dr. Goldsmith was + an intimate friend of Ould Grouse and felt his death severely.” + </p> + <p> + “Then he is dead?” said Gwyn. “That, sir, gives a melancholy interest to + the narrative.” + </p> + <p> + “A particularly pathetic interest, sir,” said Garrick, shaking his head. + “I was not among his intimates, Colonel Gwyn, but when I reflect that that + dear simple-minded old soul is gone from us—that the gunroom door is + now open, but that within there is silence—no sound of the dear old + feet that were wont to patter and potter—you will pardon my emotion, + madam”—He turned with streaming eyes to Miss Reynolds, who forthwith + became sympathetically affected, her voice breaking as she endeavoured to + assure Garrick that his emotion, so far from requiring an apology, did him + honour. Bunbury, who was ready to roar, could not do so now without + seeming to laugh at the feeling of his hostess, and his wife had too high + an appreciation of comedy not to be able to keep her face perfectly grave, + while a sob or two that he seemed quite unable to suppress came from the + napkin which Garrick held up to his face. Baretti said something in + Italian to Dr. Burney across the table, about the melancholy nature of the + party, and then Garrick dropped his napkin, saying— + </p> + <p> + “'T is selfish to repine, and he himself—dear old soul!—would + be the last to countenance a show of melancholy; for, as his remarks in + the gun-room testify, Colonel Gwyn, he had a fine sense of humour. I fancy + I see him, the broad smile lighting up his homely features, as he + delivered that sly thrust at his questioner, for it is perfectly well + known, Colonel, that so far as poaching was concerned the other man had no + particular character in the neighbourhood.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Grouse was a poacher, then,” said the Colonel. + </p> + <p> + “Well, if the truth must be told—but no, the man is dead and gone + now,” cried Garrick, “and it is more generous only to remember, as we all + do, the nimbleness of his wit—the genial mirth which ran through the + gun-room after that famous sally of his. It seems that honest homely fun + is dying out in England; the country stands in need of an Ould Grouse or + two just now, and let us hope that when the story of that quiet, yet + thoroughly jovial, remark of his in the gun-room comes to be told in the + comedy, there will be a revival of the good old days when men were not + afraid to joke, sir, and——” + </p> + <p> + “But so far as I can gather from what Mrs. Bunbury, who heard the comedy + read, has told me, the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room is never + actually narrated, but only hinted at,” said Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + “That makes little matter, sir,” said Garrick. “The untold story of Ould + Grouse in the gun-room will be more heartily laughed at during the next + year or two than the best story of which every detail is given.” + </p> + <p> + “At any rate, Colonel Gwyn,” said Mrs. Bunbury, “after the pains which Mr. + Garrick has taken to acquaint you with the amplest particulars of the + story you cannot in future profess to be unacquainted with it.” Colonel + Gwyn looked puzzled. + </p> + <p> + “I protest, madam,” said he, “that up to the present—ah! I fear that + the very familiarity of Mr. Garrick with the story has caused him to be + led to take too much for granted. I do not question the humour, mind you—I + fancy that I am as quick as most men to see a joke, but——” + </p> + <p> + This was too much for Bunbury and Burney. They both roared with laughter, + which increased in volume as the puzzled look upon Colonel Gwyn's face was + taken up by Garrick, as he glanced first at Burney and then at Little + Comedy's husband. Poor Miss Reynolds, who could never quite make out what + was going on around her in that strange household where she had been + thrown by an ironical fate, looked gravely at the ultra-grave Garrick, and + then smiled artificially at Dr. Burney with a view of assuring him that + she understood perfectly how he came to be merry. + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn,” said Garrick, “these gentlemen seem to have their own + reasons for merriment, but I think you and I can better discriminate when + to laugh and when to refrain from laughter. And yet—ah, I perceive + they are recalling the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, and that, + sure enough, would convulse an Egyptian mummy or a statue of Nestor; and + the funny part of the business is yet to come, for up to the present I + don't believe that I told you that the man had actually been married for + some years.” + </p> + <p> + He laughed so heartily that Colonel Gwyn could not refrain from joining + in, though his laughter was a good deal less hearty than that of any of + the others who had enjoyed Garrick's whimsical fun. + </p> + <p> + When the men were left alone at the table, there was some little + embarrassment owing to the deficiency of glass, for Sir Joshua, who was + hospitable to a fault, keeping an open house and dining his friends every + evening, could never be persuaded to replace the glass which chanced to be + broken. Garrick made an excuse of the shortness of port-glasses at his end + of the table to move up beside Goldsmith, whom he cheered by telling him + that he had already given a lesson to Woodward regarding the speaking of + the prologue which he, Garrick, had written for the comedy. He said he + believed Woodward would repeat the lines very effectively. When Goldsmith + mentioned that Colman declined to have a single scene painted for the + production, both Sir Joshua and Garrick were indignant. + </p> + <p> + “You would have done well to leave the piece in my hands, Noll,” said the + latter, alluding to the circumstance of Goldsmith's having sent the play + to him on Colman's first refusal to produce it. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Davy, my friend,” Goldsmith replied, “I feel more at my ease in + reflecting that in another week I shall know the worst—or the best. + If the play had remained with you I should feel like a condemned criminal + for the next year or two.” + </p> + <p> + In the drawing-room that evening Garrick and Goldsmith got up the + entertainment, which was possibly the most diverting one ever seen in a + room. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith sat on Garrick's knees with a table-cloth drawn over his head + and body, leaving his arms only exposed. Garrick then began reciting long + sentimental soliloquies from certain plays, which Goldsmith was supposed + to illustrate by his gestures. The form of the entertainment has survived, + and sometimes by chance it becomes humourous. But with Garrick repeating + the lines and thrilling his audience by his marvellous change of + expression as no audience has since been thrilled, and with Goldsmith + burlesquing with inappropriately extravagant and wholly amusing gestures + the passionate deliverances, it can easily be believed that Sir Joshua's + guests were convulsed. + </p> + <p> + After some time of this division of labour, the position of the two + playmates was reversed. It was Garrick who sat on Goldsmith's knees and + did the gesticulating, while the poet attempted to deliver his lines after + the manner of the player. The effect was even more ludicrous than that of + the previous combination; and then, in the middle of an affecting passage + from Addison's “Cato,” Goldsmith began to sing the song which he had been + compelled to omit from the part of Miss Hardcastle, owing to Mrs. + Bulkley's not being a singer. Of course Garrick's gestures during the + delivery of the song were marvellously ingenious, and an additional + element of attraction was introduced by Dr. Burney, who hastily seated + himself at the pianoforte and interwove a medley accompaniment, + introducing all the airs then popular, but without prejudice to the + harmonies of the accompaniment. + </p> + <p> + Reynolds stood by the side of his friend, Miss Kauffman, and when this + marvellous fooling had come to an end, except for the extra diversion + caused by Garrick's declining to leave Goldsmith's knees—he begged + the lady to favour the company with an Italian song which she was + accustomed to sing to the accompaniment of a guitar. But Miss Angelica + shook her head. + </p> + <p> + “Pray add your entreaties to mine, Miss Horneck,” said Sir Joshua to the + Jessamy Bride. “Entreat our Angel of Art to give us the pleasure of + hearing her sing.” + </p> + <p> + Miss Horneck rose, and made an elaborate curtsey before the smiling + Angelica. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Madame Angel, live forever!” she cried. “Will your Majesty condescend + to let us hear your angelic voice? You have already deigned to captivate + our souls by the exercise of one art; will you now stoop to conquer our + savage hearts by the exercise of another?” + </p> + <p> + A sudden cry startled the company, and at the same instant Garrick was + thrown on his hands and knees on the floor by the act of Goldsmith's + springing to his feet. + </p> + <p> + “By the Lord, I've got it!” shouted Goldsmith. “The Jessamy Bride has + given it to me, as I knew she would—the title of my comedy—she + has just said it: '<i>She Stoops to Conquer</i>.'” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s a matter of + course, Colman objected to the new title when Goldsmith communicated it to + him the next day; but the latter was firm on this particular point. He had + given the play its name, he said, and he would not alter it now on any + consideration. + </p> + <p> + Colman once again shrugged his shoulders. The production of the play gave + him so much practice at shrugging, Goldsmith expressed his regret at not + being able to introduce the part of a Frenchman, which he said he believed + the manager would play to perfection. + </p> + <p> + But when Johnson, who attended the rehearsal with Miss Reynolds, the whole + Horneck family, Cradock and Murphy, asserted, as he did with his customary + emphasis, that no better title than “She Stoops to Conquer” could be found + for the comedy, Colman made no further objections, and the rehearsal was + proceeded with. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” cried Johnson, when Goldsmith was leaving his party in a box + in order to go upon the stage, “Nay, sir, you shall not desert us. You + must stay by us to let us know when the jests are spoken, so that we may + be fully qualified to laugh at the right moments when the theatre is + filled. Why, Goldy, you would not leave us to our own resources?” + </p> + <p> + “I will be the Lieutenant Cook of the comedy, Dr. Johnson,” said Miss + Horneck—Lieutenant Cook and his discoveries constituted the chief + topics of the hour. “I believe that I know so much of the dialogue as will + enable me to pilot you, not merely to the Otaheite of a jest, but to a + whole archipelago of wit.” + </p> + <p> + “Otaheite is a name of good omen,” said Cradock. “It is suggestive of + palms, and '<i>palmam qui meruit ferat.</i>'” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “you should know better than to quote Latin in the + presence of ladies. Though your remark is not quite so bad as I expected + it would be, yet let me tell you, sir, that unless the wit in the comedy + is a good deal livelier than yours, it will have a poor chance with the + playgoers.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, Dr. Goldsmith's wit is greatly superior to mine,” laughed + Cradock. “Otherwise it would be my comedy that would be in rehearsal, and + Dr. Goldsmith would be merely on a level with us who constitute his + critics.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith had gone on the stage and the rehearsal had begun, so that + Johnson was enabled, by pretending to give all his attention to the + opening dialogue, to hide his lack of an effective reply to Cradock for + his insolence in suggesting that they were both on the same level as + critics. + </p> + <p> + Before Shuter, as Old Hardcastle, had more than begun to drill his + servants, the mighty laughter of Dr. Johnson was shaking the box. Every + outburst was like the exploding of a bomb, or, as Cradock put it, the + broadside coming from the carronade of a three-decker. He had laughed and + applauded during the scene at the Three Pigeons—especially the + satirical sallies directed against the sentimentalists—but it was + the drilling of the servants that excited him most, and he inquired of + Miss Horneck— + </p> + <p> + “Pray what is the story of Ould Grouse in the gun-room, my dear?” + </p> + <p> + When the members of the company learned that it was the great Dr. Samuel + Johnson who was roaring with laughter in the box, they were as much amazed + as they were encouraged. Colman, who had come upon the stage out of + compliment to Johnson, feeling that his position as an authority regarding + the elements of diversion in a play was being undermined in the estimation + of his company, remarked— + </p> + <p> + “Your friend Dr. Johnson will be a friend indeed if he comes in as + generous a mood to the first representation. I only hope that the + playgoers will not resent his attempt to instruct them on the subject of + your wit.” + </p> + <p> + “I don't think that there is any one alive who will venture to resent the + instruction of Dr. Johnson,” said Goldsmith quietly. + </p> + <p> + The result of this rehearsal and of the three rehearsals that followed it + during the week, was more than encouraging to the actors, and it became + understood that Woodward and Gentleman Smith were ready to admit their + regret at having relinquished the parts for which they had been originally + cast. The former had asked to be permitted to speak the prologue, which + Garrick had written, and, upon which, as he had told Goldsmith, he had + already given a hint or two to Woodward. + </p> + <p> + The difficulty of the epilogue, however, still remained. The one which + Murphy had written for Mrs. Bulkley was objected to by Miss Catley, who + threatened to leave the company if Mrs. Bulkley, who had been merely + thrust forward to take Mrs. Abington's place, were entrusted with the + epilogue; and, when Cradock wrote another for Miss Catley, Mrs. Bulkley + declared that if Miss Catley were allowed the distinction which she + herself had a right to claim, she would leave the theatre. Goldsmith's + ingenuity suggested the writing of an epilogue in which both the ladies + were presented in their true characters as quarreling on the subject; but + Colman placed his veto upon this idea and also upon another simple + epilogue which the author had written. Only on the day preceding the first + performance did Goldsmith produce the epilogue which was eventually spoken + by Mrs. Bulkley. + </p> + <p> + “It seems to me to be a pity to waste so much time discussing an epilogue + which will never be spoke,” sneered Colman when the last difficulties had + been smoothed over. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith walked away without another word, and joined his party, + consisting of Johnson, Reynolds, Miss Reynolds, the Bunburys and Mary + Horneck. Now that he had done all his work connected with the production + of the play—when he had not allowed himself to be overcome by the + niggardly behaviour of the manager in declining to spend a single penny + either upon the dresses or the scenery, that parting sneer of Colman's + almost caused him to break down. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck perceived this, and hastened to say something kind to him. + She knew so well what would be truly encouraging to him that she did not + hesitate for a moment. + </p> + <p> + “I am glad I am not going to the theatre to-night,” she said; “my dress + would be ruined.” + </p> + <p> + He tried to smile as he asked her for an explanation. + </p> + <p> + “Why, surely you heard the way the cleaners were laughing at the humour of + the play,” she cried. “Oh, yes, all the cleaners dropped their dusters, + and stood around the boxes in fits of laughter. I overheard one of the + candle-snuffers say that no play he had seen rehearsed for years contained + such wit as yours. I also overheard another man cursing Mr. Col-man for a + curmudgeon.” + </p> + <p> + “You did? Thank God for that; 't is a great responsibility off my mind,” + said Goldsmith. “Oh, my dear Jessamy Bride, I know how kind you are, and I + only hope that your god-child will turn out a credit to me.” + </p> + <p> + “It is not merely your credit that is involved in the success of this + play, sir,” said Johnson. “The credit of your friends, who insisted on + Colman's taking the play, is also at stake.” + </p> + <p> + “And above all,” said Reynolds pleasantly, “the play must be a success in + order to put Colman in the wrong.” + </p> + <p> + “That is the best reason that could be advanced why its success is + important to us all,” said Mary. “It would never do for Colman to be in + the right. Oh, we need live in no trepidation; all our credits will be + saved by Monday night.” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder if any unworthy man ever had so many worthy friends,” said + Goldsmith. “I am overcome by their kindness, and overwhelmed with a sense + of my own unworthiness.” + </p> + <p> + “You will have another thousand friends by Monday night, sir,” cried + Johnson. “Your true friend, sir, is the friend who pays for his seat to + hear your play.” + </p> + <p> + “I always held that the best definition of a true friend is the man who, + when you are in the hands of bailiffs, comes to see you, but takes care to + send a guinea in advance,” said Goldsmith, and every one present knew that + he alluded to the occasion upon which he had been befriended by Johnson on + the day that “The Vicar of Wakefield” was sold. + </p> + <p> + “And now,” said Reynolds, “I have to prove how certain we are of the + future of your piece by asking you to join us at dinner on Monday previous + to the performance.” + </p> + <p> + “Commonplace people would invite you to supper, sir, to celebrate the + success of the play,” said Johnson. “To proffer such an invitation would + be to admit that we were only convinced of your worth after the public had + attested to it in the most practical way. But we, Dr. Goldsmith, who know + your worth, and have known it all these years, wish to show that our + esteem remains independent of the verdict of the public. On Monday night, + sir, you will find a thousand people who will esteem it an honour to have + you to sup with them; but on Monday afternoon you will dine with us.” + </p> + <p> + “You not only mean better than any other man, sir, you express what you + mean better,” said Goldsmith. “A compliment is doubly a compliment coming + from Dr. Johnson.” + </p> + <p> + He was quite overcome, and, observing this, Reynolds and Mary Horneck + walked away together, leaving him to compose himself under the shelter of + a somewhat protracted analysis by Dr. Johnson of the character of Young + Marlow. In the course of a quarter of an hour Goldsmith had sufficiently + recovered to be able to perceive for the first time how remarkable a + character he had created. + </p> + <p> + On Monday George Steevens called for Goldsmith to accompany him to the St. + James's coffee-house, where the dinner was to take place. He found the + author giving the finishing touches to his toilet, his coat being a + salmon-pink in tint, and his waistcoat a pale yellow, embroidered with + silver. Filby's bills (unpaid, alas!) prevent one from making any mistake + on this point. + </p> + <p> + “Heavens!” cried the visitor. “Have you forgot that you cannot wear + colours?” + </p> + <p> + “Why not?” asked Goldsmith. “Because Woodward is to appear in mourning to + speak the prologue, is that any reason why the author of the comedy should + also be in black?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” said Steevens, “that is not the reason. How is it possible that you + forget the Court is in mourning for the King of Sardinia? That coat of + yours is a splendid one, I allow, but if you were to appear in it in front + of your box a very bad impression would be produced. I suppose you hope + that the King will command a performance.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith's face fell. He looked at the reflection of the gorgeous + garments in a mirror and sighed. He had a great weakness for colour in + dress. At last he took off the coat and gave another fond look at it + before throwing it over the back of a chair. + </p> + <p> + “It was an inspiration on your part to come for me, my dear friend,” said + he. “I would not for a good deal have made such a mistake.” + </p> + <p> + He reappeared in a few moments in a suit of sober grey, and drove with his + friend to the coffee-house, where the party, consisting of Johnson, + Reynolds, Edmund and Richard Burke, and Caleb Whitefoord, had already + assembled. + </p> + <p> + It soon became plain that Goldsmith was extremely nervous. He shook hands + twice with Richard Burke and asked him if he had heard that the King of + Sardinia was dead, adding that it was a constant matter for regret with + him that he had not visited Sardinia when on his travels. He expressed a + hope that the death of the King of Sardinia would not have so depressing + an effect upon playgoers generally as to prejudice their enjoyment of his + comedy. + </p> + <p> + Edmund Burke, understanding his mood, assured him gravely that he did not + think one should be apprehensive on this score, adding that it would be + quite possible to overestimate the poignancy of the grief which the + frequenters of the pit were likely to feel at so melancholy but, after + all, so inevitable an occurrence as the decease of a potentate whose name + they had probably never heard. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith shook his head doubtfully, and said he would try and hope for + the best, but still.... + </p> + <p> + Then he hastened to Steevens, who was laughing heartily at a pun of + Whitefoord's, and said he was certain that neither of them could have + heard that the King of Sardinia was dead, or they would moderate their + merriment. + </p> + <p> + The dinner was a dismal failure, so far as the guest of the party was + concerned. He was unable to swallow a morsel, so parched had his throat + become through sheer nervousness, and he could not be induced to partake + of more than a single glass of wine. He was evermore glancing at the clock + and expressing a hope that the dinner would be over in good time to allow + of their driving comfortably to the theatre. + </p> + <p> + Dr. Johnson was at first greatly concerned on learning from Reynolds that + Goldsmith was eating nothing; but when Goldsmith, in his nervousness, + began to boast of the fine dinners of which he had partaken at Lord + Clare's house, and of the splendour of the banquets which took place daily + in the common hall of Trinity College, Dublin, Johnson gave all his + attention to his own plate, and addressed no further word to him—not + even to remind him, as he described the glories of Trinity College to his + friend Burke, that Burke had been at the college with him. + </p> + <p> + While there was still plenty of time to spare even for walking to the + theatre, Goldsmith left the room hastily, explaining elaborately that he + had forgotten to brush his hat before leaving his chambers, and he meant + to have the omission repaired without delay. + </p> + <p> + He never returned. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0013" id="link2HCH0013"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he party remained + in the room for some time, and when at last a waiter from the bar was sent + for and requested to tell Dr. Goldsmith, who was having his hat brushed, + that his party were ready to leave the house, the man stated that Dr. + Goldsmith had left some time ago, hurrying in the direction of Pall Mall. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir,” said Johnson to Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is little better than a + fool.” Johnson did not know what such nervousness as Goldsmith's was. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Burke, “Dr. Goldsmith is, I suppose, the greatest fool that + ever wrote the best poem of a century, the best novel of a century, and + let us hope that, after the lapse of a few hours, I may be able to say the + best comedy of a century.” + </p> + <p> + “I suppose we may take it for granted that he has gone to the playhouse?” + said Richard Burke. + </p> + <p> + “It is not wise to take anything for granted so far as Goldsmith is + concerned,” said Steevens. “I think that the best course we can adopt is + for some of us to go to the playhouse without delay. The play must be + looked after; but for myself I mean to look after the author. Gentlemen, + Oliver Goldsmith needs to be looked after carefully. No one knows what a + burden he has been forced to bear during the past month.” + </p> + <p> + “You think it is actually possible that he has not preceded us to the + playhouse, sir,” said Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “If I know anything of him, sir,” said Steevens, “the playhouse is just + the place which he would most persistently avoid.” There was a long pause + before Johnson said in his weightiest manner: + </p> + <p> + “Sir, we are all his friends; we hold you responsible for his safety.” + </p> + <p> + “That is very kind of you, sir,” replied Steevens. “But you may rest + assured that I will do my best to find him, wherever he may be.” + </p> + <p> + While the rest of the party set out for Covent Garden Theatre, Steevens + hurried off in the opposite direction. He felt that he understood + Goldsmith's mood. He believed that he would come upon him sitting alone in + some little-frequented coffee house brooding over the probable failure of + his play. The cheerful optimism of the man, which enabled him to hold out + against Colman and his sneers, would, he was convinced, suffer a relapse + when there was no urgent reason for its exercise, and his naturally + sanguine temperament would at this critical hour of his life give place to + a brooding melancholy, making it impossible for him to put in an + appearance at the theatre, and driving him far from his friends. Steevens + actually made up his mind that if he failed to find Goldsmith during the + next hour or two, he would seek him at his cottage on the Edgware road. + </p> + <p> + He went on foot from coffee house to coffee house—from Jack's, in + Dean street, to the Old Bell, in Westminster—but he failed to + discover his friend in one of them. An hour and a half he spent in this + way; and all this time roars of laughter from every part of the playhouse—except + the one box that held Cumberland and his friends—were greeting the + brilliant dialogue, the natural characterisation, and the admirably + contrived situations in the best comedy that a century of brilliant + authors had witnessed. + </p> + <p> + The scene comes before one with all the vividness that many able pens have + imparted to a description of its details. We see the enormous figure of + Dr. Johnson leaning far out of the box nearest the stage, with a hand + behind his ear, so as to lose no word spoken on the stage; and as phrase + after phrase, sparkling with wit, quivering with humour and vivified with + numbers of allusions to the events of the hour, is spoken, he seems to + shake the theatre with his laughter. + </p> + <p> + Reynolds is in the opposite corner, his ear-trumpet resting on the ledge + of the box, his face smiling thoughtfully; and between these two notable + figures Miss Reynolds is seated bolt upright, and looking rather + frightened as the people in the pit look up now and again at the box. + </p> + <p> + Baretti is in the next box with Angelica Kauffman, Dr. Burney and little + Miss Fanny Burney, destined in a year or two to become for a time the most + notable woman in England. On the other side of the house Lord Clare + occupies a box with his charming tom-boy daughter, who is convulsed with + laughter as she hears reference made in the dialogue to the trick which + she once played upon the wig of her dear friend the author. General + Oglethorpe, who is beside her, holds up his finger in mock reproof, and + Lord Camden, standing behind his chair, looks as if he regretted having + lost the opportunity of continuing his acquaintance with an author whom + every one is so highly honouring at the moment. + </p> + <p> + Cumberland and his friends are in a lower box, “looking glum,” as one + witness asserts, though a good many years later Cumberland boasted of + having contributed in so marked a way to the applause as to call forth the + resentment of the pit. + </p> + <p> + In the next box Hugh Kelly, whose most noted success at Drury Lane a few + years previously eclipsed Goldsmith's “Good-Natured Man” at “the other + house,” sits by the side of Macpherson, the rhapsodist who invented + “Ossian.” He glares at Dr. Johnson, who had no hesitation in calling him + an impostor. + </p> + <p> + The Burkes, Edmund and Richard, are in a box with Mrs. Horneck and her + younger daughter, who follows breathlessly the words with which she has + for long been familiar, and at every shout of laughter that comes from the + pit she is moved almost to tears. She is quite unaware of the fact that + Colonel Gwyn, sitting alone in another part of the house, has his eyes + fixed upon her—earnestly, affectionately. Her brother and his <i>fiancée</i> + are in a box with the Bunburys; and in the most important box in the house + Mrs. Thrale sits well forward, so that all eyes may be gratified by + beholding her. It does not so much matter about her husband, who once + thought that the fact of his being the proprietor of a concern whose + operations represented the potentialities of wealth beyond the dreams of + avarice entitled him to play upon the mother of the Gunnings when she + first came to London the most contemptible hoax ever recorded to the + eternal discredit of a man. The Duchess of Argyll, mindful of that trick + which the cleverness of her mother turned to so good account, does not + condescend to notice from her box, where she sits with Lady Betty + Hamilton, either the brewer or his pushing wife, though she is acquainted + with old General Paoli, whom the latter is patronising between the acts. + </p> + <p> + What a play! What spectators! + </p> + <p> + We listen to the one year by year with the same delight that it brought to + those who heard it this night for the first time; and we look with delight + at the faces of the notable spectators which the brush of the little man + with the ear-trumpet in Johnson's box has made immortal. + </p> + <p> + Those two men in that box were the means of conferring immortality upon + their century. Incomparable Johnson, who chose Boswell to be his + biographer! Incomparable Reynolds, who, on innumerable canvases, handed + down to the next century all the grace and distinction of his own! + </p> + <p> + And all this time Oliver Goldsmith is pacing with bent head and hands + nervously clasped behind him, backward and forward, the broad walk in St. + James's Park. + </p> + <p> + Steevens came upon him there after spending nearly two hours searching for + him. + </p> + <p> + “Don't speak, man, for God's sake,” cried Oliver. “'Tis not so dark but + that I can see disaster imprinted on your face. You come to tell me that + the comedy is ended—that the curtain was obliged to be rung down in + the middle of an act. You come to tell me that my comedy of life is + ended.” + </p> + <p> + “Not I,” said Steevens. “I have not been at the playhouse yet. Why, man, + what can be the matter with you? Why did you leave us in the lurch at the + coffee house?” + </p> + <p> + “I don't know what you speak of,” said Goldsmith. “But I beg of you to + hasten to the playhouse and carry me the news of the play—don't fear + to tell me the worst; I have been in the world of letters for nearly + twenty years; I am not easily dismayed.” + </p> + <p> + “My dear friend,” said Steevens, “I have no intention of going to the + playhouse unless you are in my company—I promised so much to Dr. + Johnson. What, man, have you no consideration for your friends, leaving + yourself out of the question? Have you no consideration for your art, + sir?” + </p> + <p> + “What do you mean by that?” + </p> + <p> + “I mean that perhaps while you are walking here some question may arise on + the stage that you, and you only, can decide—are you willing to + allow the future of your comedy to depend upon the decision of Colman, who + is not the man to let pass a chance of proving himself to be a true + prophet? Come, sir, you have shown yourself to be a man, and a great man, + too, before to-night. Why should your courage fail you now when I am + convinced you are on the eve of achieving a splendid success?” + </p> + <p> + “It shall not—it shall not!” cried Goldsmith after a short pause. + “I'll not give in should the worst come to the worst. I feel that I have + something of a man in me still. The years that I have spent in this battle + have not crushed me into the earth. I'll go with you, my friend—I'll + go with you. Heaven grant that I may yet be in time to avert disaster.” + </p> + <p> + They hurried together to Charing Cross, where a hackney coach was + obtainable. All the time it was lumbering along the uneven streets to + Covent Garden, Goldsmith was talking excitedly about the likelihood of the + play being wrecked through Colman's taking advantage of his absence to + insist on a scene being omitted—or, perhaps, a whole act; and + nothing that Steevens could say to comfort him had any effect. + </p> + <p> + When the vehicle turned the corner into Covent Garden he craned his head + out of the window and declared that the people were leaving the playhouse—that + his worst fears were realized. + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense!” cried Steevens, who had put his head out of the other window. + “The people you see are only the footmen and linkmen incidental to any + performance. What, man, would the coachmen beside us be dozing on their + boxes if they were waiting to be called? No, my friend, the comedy has yet + to be damned.” + </p> + <p> + When they got out of the coach Goldsmith hastened round to the stage door, + looking into the faces of the people who were lounging around, as if to + see in each of them the fate of his play written. He reached the back of + the stage and made for where Colman was standing, just as Quick, in the + part of Tony Lumpkin, was telling Mrs. Hardcastle that he had driven her + forty miles from her own house, when all the time she was within twenty + yards of it. In a moment he perceived that the lights were far too strong; + unless Mrs. Hardcastle was blind she could not have failed to recognise + the familiar features of the scene. The next moment there came a hiss—a + solitary hiss from the boxes. + </p> + <p> + “What's that, Mr. Colman?” whispered the excited author. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir,” said Colman brutally. “Why trouble yourself about a squib + when we have all been sitting on a barrel of gunpowder these two hours?” + </p> + <p> + “That's a lie,” said Shuter, who was in the act of going on the stage as + Mr. Hardcastle. “'Tis a lie, Dr. Goldsmith. The success of your play was + assured from the first.” + </p> + <p> + “By God! Mr. Colman, if it is a lie I'll never look on you as a friend + while I live!” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0014" id="link2HCH0014"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a lie, and + surely the most cruel and most objectless lie ever uttered. Goldsmith was + soon made aware of this. The laughter that followed Tony Lumpkin's + pretending to his mother that Mr. Hard-castle was a highwayman was not the + laugh of playgoers who have endured four acts of a dull play; it was the + laugh of people who have been in a good humour for over two hours, and + Goldsmith knew it. He perceived from their laughter that the people in + every part of the house were following the comedy with extraordinary + interest. Every point in the dialogue was effective—the exquisite + complications, the broad fun, the innumerable touches of nature, all were + appreciated by an audience whose expression of gratification fell little + short of rapture. + </p> + <p> + When the scene was being shifted Col-man left the stage and did not return + to it until it was his duty to come forward after the epilogue was spoken + by Mrs. Bulkley and announce the date of the author's night. + </p> + <p> + As soon as the manager had disappeared Goldsmith had a chance of speaking + to several of the actors at intervals as they made their exits, and from + them he learned the whole truth regarding the play: from the first scene + to the one which was being represented, the performance had been a + succession of triumphs, not only for the author, but for every member of + the company concerned in the production. With old dresses and scenery + familiar to all frequenters of the playhouse, the extraordinary success of + the comedy was beyond all question. The allusion to the offensive terms of + the Royal Marriage Act was especially relished by the audience, several of + the occupants of the pit rising to their feet and cheering for some time—so + much Goldsmith learned little by little at intervals from the actors. + </p> + <p> + “I swore never to look on Colman as my friend again, and I'll keep my + word; he has treated me cruelly—more cruelly than he has any idea + of,” said Goldsmith to Lee Lewes. “But as for you, Mr. Lewes, I'll do + anything that is in my power for you in the future. My poor play owes much + to you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Faith then, sir,” cried Lewes, “I'll keep you to your word. My benefit + will take place in a short time; I'll ask you for a prologue, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “You shall have the best prologue I ever wrote,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + And so he had. + </p> + <p> + When the house was still cheering at the conclusion of the epilogue, + Goldsmith, overcome with emotion, hurried into the green room. Mrs. + Abington was the first person whom he met. She held down her head, and + affected a guilty look as she glanced at him sideways through half-closed + eyes. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” she said in a tone modulated to a point of humility, “I + hope in your hour of triumph you will be generous to those who were + foolish enough to doubt the greatness of your work. Oh, sir, I pray of you + not to increase by your taunts the humiliation which I feel at having + resigned my part in your comedy. Believe me, I have been punished + sufficiently during the past two hours by hearing the words, which I might + have spoken, applauded so rapturously coming from another.” + </p> + <p> + “Taunts, my dear madam; who speaks of taunts?” said he. “Nay, I have a + part in my mind for you already—that is, if you will be good enough + to accept it.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, you are generosity itself!” cried the actress, offering him both + her hands. “I shall not fail to remind you of your promise, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0173.jpg" alt="0173 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0173.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + And now the green room was being crowded by the members of the company and + the distinguished friends of the author, who were desirous of + congratulating him. Dr. Johnson's voice filled the room as his laughter + had filled the theatre. + </p> + <p> + “We perceived the reason of your extraordinary and unusual modesty, Dr. + Goldsmith, before your play was many minutes on the stage,” said he. “You + dog, you took as your example the Italians who, on the eve of Lent, + indulge in a carnival, celebrating their farewell to flesh by a feast. On + the same analogy you had a glut of modesty previous to bidding modesty + good-bye forever; for to-night's performance will surely make you a + coxcomb.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I hope not, sir,” said Goldsmith. “No, you don't hope it, sir,” cried + Johnson. “You are thinking at this moment how much better you are than + your betters—I see it on your face, you rascal.” + </p> + <p> + “And he has a right to think so,” said Mrs. Bunbury. “Come, Dr. Goldsmith, + speak up, say something insulting to your betters.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, madam,” said Goldsmith. “Where are they?” + </p> + <p> + “Well said!” cried Edmund Burke. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” said Johnson. “Dr. Goldsmith's satire is not strong enough. We + expected something more violent. 'Tis like landing one in one's back + garden when one has looked for Crackskull Common.” + </p> + <p> + His mighty laughter echoed through the room and made the pictures shake on + the walls. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck had not spoken. She had merely given her friend her hand. She + knew that he would understand her unuttered congratulations, and she was + not mistaken. + </p> + <p> + For the next quarter of an hour there was an exchange of graceful wit and + gracious compliment between the various persons of distinction in the + green room. Mrs. Thrale, with her usual discrimination, conceived the + moment to be an opportune one for putting on what she fondly imagined was + an Irish brogue, in rallying Goldsmith upon some of the points in his + comedy. Miss Kauffman and Signor Baretti spoke Italian into Reynolds's + ear-trumpet, and Edmund Burke talked wittily in the background with the + Bunburys. + </p> + <p> + So crowded the room was, no one seemed to notice how an officer in uniform + had stolen up to the side of Mary Horneck where she stood behind Mr. + Thrale and General Oglethorpe, and had withdrawn her into a corner, saying + a whispered word to her. No one seemed to observe the action, though it + was noticed by Goldsmith. He kept his eyes fixed upon the girl, and + perceived that, while the man was speaking to her, her eyes were turned + upon the floor and her left hand was pressed against her heart. + </p> + <p> + He kept looking at her all the time that Mrs. Thrale was rattling out her + inanities, too anxious to see what effect she was producing upon the + people within ear-shot to notice that the man whom she was addressing was + paying no attention to her. + </p> + <p> + When the others as well ceased to pay any attention to her, she thought it + advisable to bring her prattle to a close. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Dr. Goldsmith,” she cried. “We have given you our ears for more + than two hours, and yet you refuse to listen to us for as many minutes.” + </p> + <p> + “I protest, madam, that I have been absorbed,” said Goldsmith. “Yes, you + were remarking that——” + </p> + <p> + “That an Irishman, when he achieves a sudden success, can only be compared + to a boy who has robbed an orchard,” said the lady. + </p> + <p> + “True—very true, madam,” said he. He saw Mary Horneck's hands clasp + involuntarily for a moment as she spoke to the man who stood smiling + beside her. She was not smiling. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, 'tis true; but why?” cried Mrs. Thrale, taking care that her voice + did not appeal to Goldsmith only. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes; that's just it—why?” said he. Mary Horneck had turned away + from the officer, and was coming slowly back to where her sister and Henry + Bunbury were standing. + </p> + <p> + “Why?” said Mrs. Thrale shrilly. “Why? Why is an Irishman who has become + suddenly successful like a boy who has robbed an orchard? Why, because his + booty so distends his body that any one can perceive he has got in his + pockets what he is not entitled to.” + </p> + <p> + She looked around for appreciation, but failed to find it. She certainly + did not perceive any appreciation of her pleasantry on the face of the + successful Irishman before her. He was not watching Mary now. All his + attention was given to the man to whom she had been talking, and who had + gone to the side of Mrs. Abington, where he remained chatting with even + more animation than was usual for one to assume in the green room. + </p> + <p> + “You will join us at supper, Dr. Goldsmith?” said Mr. Thrale. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir!” cried Bunbury; “mine is a prior claim. Dr. Goldsmith agreed + some days ago to honour my wife with his company to-night.” + </p> + <p> + “What did I say, Goldy?” cried Johnson. “Was it not that, after the + presentation of the comedy, you would receive a hundred invitations?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, sir, I have only received two since my play was produced, and one + of them I accepted some days ago,” said the Irishman, and Mrs. Thrale + hoped she would be able to remember the bull in order to record it as + conclusive evidence of Goldsmith's awkwardness of speech. + </p> + <p> + But Burke, who knew the exact nature of the Irish bull, only smiled. He + laughed, however, when Goldsmith, assuming the puzzled expression of the + Irishman who adds to the humour of his bull by pretending that it is + involuntary, stumbled carefully in his words, simulating a man anxious to + explain away a mistake that he has made. Goldsmith excelled at this form + of humour but too well; hence, while the pages of every book that refers + to him are crowded with his brilliant saying's, the writers quote + Garrick's lines in proof—proof positive, mind—that he “talked + like poor Poll.” He is the first man on record who has been condemned + solely because of the exigencies of rhyme, and that, too, in the doggerel + couplet of the most unscrupulous jester of the century. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck seems to have been the only one who understood him + thoroughly. She has left her appreciation of his humour on record. The + expression which she perceived upon his face immediately after he had + given utterance to some delightful witticism—which the recording + demons around him delighted to turn against himself—was the + expression which makes itself apparent in Reynolds's portrait of him. The + man who “talked like poor Poll” was the man who, even before he had done + anything in literature except a few insignificant essays, was visited by + Bishop Percy, though every visit entailed a climb up a rickety staircase + and a seat on a rickety stool in a garret. Perhaps, however, the + fastidious Percy was interested in ornithology and was ready to put + himself to great inconvenience in order to hear parrot-talk. + </p> + <p> + While he was preparing to go with the Bunburys, Goldsmith noticed that the + man who, after talking with Mary Horneck, had chatted with Mrs. Abington, + had disappeared; and when the party whom he was accompanying to supper had + left the room he remained for a few moments to make his adieux to the + players. He shook hands with Mrs. Abington, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Have no fear that I shall forget my promise, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall take good care that you don't, sir,” said she. + </p> + <p> + “Do not fancy that I shall neglect my own interests!” he cried, bowing as + he took a step away from her. When he had taken another step he suddenly + returned to her as if a sudden thought had struck him. “Why, if I wasn't + going away without asking you what is the name of the gentleman in uniform + who was speaking with you just now,” said he. “I fancy I have met him + somewhere, and one doesn't want to be rude.” + </p> + <p> + “His name is Jackson,” she replied. “Yes, Captain Jackson, though the Lord + only knows what he is captain of.” + </p> + <p> + “I have been mistaken; I know no one of that name,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis + as well I made sure; one may affront a gentleman as easily by professing + to have met him as by forgetting that one has done so.” + </p> + <p> + When he got outside, he found that Mary Horneck has been so greatly + affected by the heat of the playhouse and the excitement of the occasion, + she had thought it prudent to go away with the Reynoldses in their coach—her + mother had preceded her by nearly half an hour. + </p> + <p> + The Bunburys found that apparently the excitement of the evening had + produced a similar effect upon their guest. Although he admitted having + eaten no dinner—Johnson and his friends had been by no means + reticent on the subject of the dinner—he was without an appetite for + the delightful little supper which awaited him at Mrs. Bunbury's. It was + in vain too that his hostess showed herself to be in high spirits, and + endeavoured to rally him after her own delightful fashion. He remained + almost speechless the whole evening. + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” said she, “I perceive clearly that your Little Comedy has been quite + obscured by your great comedy. But wait until we get you down with us at + Barton; you will find the first time we play loo together that a little + comedy may become a great tragedy.” + </p> + <p> + Bunbury declared that he was as poor company during the supper as if his + play had been a mortifying failure instead of a triumphant success, and + Goldsmith admitted that this was true, taking his departure as soon as he + could without being rude. + </p> + <p> + He walked slowly through the empty streets to his chambers in Brick Court. + But it was almost daylight before he went to bed. + </p> + <p> + All his life he had been looking forward to this night—the night + that should put the seal upon his reputation, that should give him an + incontestable place at the head of the imaginative writers of his period. + And yet, now that the fame for which he had struggled with destiny was + within his grasp, he felt more miserable than he had ever felt in his + garret. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0015" id="link2HCH0015"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hat did it all + mean? + </p> + <p> + That was the question which was on his mind when he awoke. It did not + refer to the reception given to “She Stoops to Conquer,” which had placed + him in the position he had longed for; it had reference solely to the + strange incident which had occurred in the green room. + </p> + <p> + The way Mrs. Abington had referred to the man with whom Mary had been + speaking was sufficient to let him know that he was not a man of + reputation—he certainly had not seemed to Goldsmith to be a man of + reputation either when he had seen him at the Pantheon or in the green + room. He had worn an impudent and forward manner which, in spite of his + glaring good looks that might possibly make him acceptable in the eyes of + such generous ladies as Mrs. Abington, Mrs. Bulkley or Mrs. Woffington, + showed that he was a person of no position in society. This conclusion to + which Goldsmith had come was confirmed by the fact that no persons of any + distinction who had been present at the Pantheon or the playhouse had + shown that they were acquainted with him—no one person save only + Mary Horneck. + </p> + <p> + Mary Horneck had by her act bracketed herself with Mrs. Abington and Mrs. + Bulk-ley. + </p> + <p> + This he felt to be a very terrible thing. A month ago it would have been + incredible to him that such a thing could be. Mary Horneck had invariably + shunned in society those persons—women as well as men—who had + shown themselves to be wanting in modesty. She had always detested the man—he + was popular enough at that period—who had allowed innuendoes to do + duty for wit; and she had also detested the woman—she is popular + enough now—who had laughed at and made light of the innuendoes, + bordering upon impropriety, of such a man. + </p> + <p> + And yet she had by her own act placed herself on a level with the least + fastidious of the persons for whom she had always professed a contempt. + The Duchess of Argyll and Lady Ancaster had, to be sure, shaken hands with + the two actresses; but the first named at least had done so for her own + ends, and had got pretty well sneered at in consequence. Mary Horneck + stood in a very different position from that occupied by the Duchess. + While not deficient in charity, she had declined to follow the lead of any + leader of fashion in this matter, and had held aloof from the actresses. + </p> + <p> + And yet he had seen her in secret conversation with a man at whom one of + these same actresses had not hesitated to sneer as an impostor—a man + who was clearly unacquainted with any other member of her family. + </p> + <p> + What could this curious incident mean? + </p> + <p> + The letters which had come from various friends congratulating him upon + the success of the comedy lay unheeded by him by the side of those which + had arrived—not a post had been missed—from persons who + professed the most disinterested friendship for him, and were anxious to + borrow from him a trifle until they also had made their success. Men whom + he had rescued from starvation, from despair, from suicide, and who had, + consequently, been living on him ever since, begged that he would continue + his contributions on a more liberal scale now that he had in so marked a + way improved his own position. But, for the first time, their letters lay + unread and unanswered. (Three days actually passed before he sent his + guineas flying to the deserving and the undeserving alike. That was how he + contrived to get rid of the thousands of pounds which he had earned since + leaving his garret.) + </p> + <p> + His man servant had never before seen him so depressed as he was when he + left his chambers. + </p> + <p> + He had made up his mind to go to Mary and tell her that he had seen what + no one else either in the Pantheon or in the green room had seemed to + notice in regard to that man whose name he had learned was Captain Jackson—he + would tell her and leave it to her to explain what appeared to him more + than mysterious. If any one had told him in respect to another girl all + that he had noticed, he would have said that such a matter required no + explanation; he had heard of the intrigues of young girls with men of the + stamp of that Captain Jackson. With Mary Horneck, however, the matter was + not so easily explained. The shrug and the raising of the eyebrows were + singularly inappropriate to any consideration of an incident in which she + was concerned. + </p> + <p> + He found before he had gone far from his chambers that the news of the + success of the comedy had reached his neighbours. He was met by several of + the students of the Temple, with whom he had placed himself on terms of + the pleasantest familiarity, and they all greeted him with a cordiality, + the sincerity of which was apparent on their beaming faces. Among them was + one youth named Grattan, who, being an Irishman, had early found a friend + in Goldsmith. He talked years afterward of this early friendship of his. + </p> + <p> + Then the head porter, Ginger, for whom Goldsmith had always a pleasant + word, and whose wife was his laundress—not wholly above suspicion as + regards her honesty—stammered his congratulations, and received the + crown which he knew was certain; and Goldsmith began to feel what he had + always suspected—that there was a great deal of friendliness in the + world for men who have become successful. + </p> + <p> + Long before he had arrived at the house of the Hornecks he was feeling + that he would be the happiest man in London or the most miserable before + another hour would pass. + </p> + <p> + He was fortunate enough to find, on arriving at the house, that Mary was + alone. Mrs. Horneck and her son had gone out together in the coach some + time before, the servant said, admitting him, for he was on terms of such + intimacy with the family the man did not think it necessary to inquire if + Miss Horneck would see him. The man was grinning from ear to ear as he + admitted the visitor. + </p> + <p> + “I hope, Doctor, that I know my business better than Diggory,” he said, + his grin expanding genially. + </p> + <p> + “Ah! so you were one of the gentlemen in the gallery?” said Goldsmith. + “You had my destiny in your keeping for two hours?” + </p> + <p> + “I thought I'd ha' dropped, sir, when it came to Diggory at the table—and + Mr. Marlow's man, sir—as drunk as a lord. 'I don't know what more + you want unless you'd have had him soused in a beer barrel,' says he quite + cool-like and satisfied—and it's the gentleman's own private house, + after all. Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Didn't Sir Joshua's Ralph laugh till he + thought our neighbours would think it undignified-like, and then sent us + off worse than ever by trying to look solemn. Only some fools about us + said the drunk servant was ungenteel; but young Mr. Northcote—Sir + Joshua's young man, sir—he up and says that nature isn't always + genteel, and that nature was above gentility, and so forth—I beg + your pardon, Doctor, what was I thinking of? Why, sir, Diggory himself + couldn't ha' done worse than me—talking so familiar-like, instead of + showing you up.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir,” said Goldsmith, “the patron has the privilege of addressing + his humble servant at what length he please. You are one of my patrons, + George; but strike me dumb, sir, I'll be patronised by you no longer; and, + to put a stop to your airs, I'll give you half a dozen tickets for my + benefit, and that will turn the tables on you, my fine fellow.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Doctor, you are too kind, sir,” whispered the man, for he had led the + way to the drawingroom door. “I hope I've not been too bold, sir. If I + told them in the kitchen about forgetting myself they'd dub me Diggory + without more ado. There'll be Diggorys enough in the servants' halls this + year, sir.” + </p> + <p> + In another moment Goldsmith was in the presence of Mary Horneck. + </p> + <p> + She was seated on a low chair at the window. He could not fail to notice + that she looked ill, though it was not until she had risen, trying to + smile, that he saw how very ill she was. Her face, which he had scarcely + ever seen otherwise than bright, had a worn appearance, her eyes were + sunken through much weeping, and there was a frightened look in them that + touched him deeply. + </p> + <p> + “You will believe me when I say how sorry I was not to be able to do + honour last night to the one whom I honour most of all men,” she said, + giving him her hand. “But it was impossible—oh, quite impossible, + for me to sup even with my sister and you. Ah, it was pitiful! considering + how I had been looking forward to your night of triumph, my dear friend.” + </p> + <p> + “It was pitiful, indeed, dear child,” said he. “I was looking forward to + that night also—I don't know for how many years—all my life, + it seems to me.” + </p> + <p> + “Never mind!” she cried, with a feeble attempt at brightness. “Never mind! + your night of triumph came, and no one can take it away from you now; + every one in the town is talking of your comedy and its success.” + </p> + <p> + “There is no one to whom success is sweeter than it is to me,” said + Goldsmith. “But you know me too well, my Jessamy Bride, to think for a + single moment that I could enjoy my success when my dearest friend was + miserable.” + </p> + <p> + “I know it,” she said, giving him her hand once more. “I know it, and + knowing it last night only made me feel more miserable.” + </p> + <p> + “What is the matter, Mary?” he asked her after a pause. “Once before I + begged of you to tell me if you could. I say again that perhaps I may be + able to help you out of your trouble, though I know that I am not a man of + many resources.” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot tell you,” she said slowly, but with great emphasis. “There are + some sorrows that a woman must bear alone. It is Heaven's decree that a + woman's sorrow is only doubled when she tries to share it with another—either + with a sister or with a brother—even so good a friend as Oliver + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “That such should be your thought shows how deep is your misery,” said he. + “I cannot believe that it could be increased by your confiding its origin + to me.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I see everything but too plainly,” she cried, throwing herself down + on her chair once more and burying her face in her hands. “Why, all my + misery arises from the possibility of some one knowing whence it arises. + Oh, I have said too much,” she cried piteously. She had sprung to her feet + and was standing looking with eager eyes into his. “Pray forget what I + have said, my friend. The truth is that I do not know what I say; oh, pray + go away—go away and leave me alone with my sorrow—it is my own—no + one has a right to it but myself.” + </p> + <p> + There was actually a note of jealousy in her voice, and there came a + little flash from her eyes as she spoke. + </p> + <p> + “No, I will not go away from you, my poor child,” said he. “You shall tell + me first what that man to whom I saw you speak in the green room last + night has to do with your sorrow.” + </p> + <p> + She did not give any visible start when he had spoken. There was a curious + look of cunning in her eyes—a look that made him shudder, so foreign + was it to her nature, which was ingenuous to a fault. + </p> + <p> + “A man? Did I speak to a man?” she said slowly, affecting an endeavour to + recall a half-forgotten incident of no importance. “Oh, yes, I suppose I + spoke to quite a number of men in the green room. How crowded it was! And + it became so heated! Ah, how terrible the actresses looked in their paint!—almost + as terrible as a lady of quality!” + </p> + <p> + “Poor child!” said he. “My heart bleeds for you. In striving to hide + everything from me you have told me all—all except—listen to + me, Mary. Nothing that I can hear—nothing that you can tell me—will + cause me to think the least that is ill of you; but I have seen enough to + make me aware that that man—Captain Jackson, he calls himself——” + </p> + <p> + “How did you find out his name?” she said in a whisper. “I did not tell + you his name even at the Pantheon.” + </p> + <p> + “No, you did not; but yet I had no difficulty in finding it out. Tell me + why it is that you should be afraid of that man. Do you not know as well + as I do that he is a rascal? Good heavens! Mary, could you fail to see + rascal written on his countenance for all men and women to read?” + </p> + <p> + “He is worse than you or any one can imagine, and yet——” + </p> + <p> + “How has he got you in his power—that is what you are going to tell + me.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no; that is impossible. You do not know what you ask. You do not know + me, or you would not ask me to tell you.” + </p> + <p> + “What would you have me think, child?” + </p> + <p> + “Think the worst—the worst that your kind heart can think—only + leave me—leave me. God may prove less unkind than He seems to me. I + may soon die. 'The only way her guilt to cover.'” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot leave you, and I say again that I refuse to believe anything ill + of you. Do you really think that it is possible for me to have written so + much as I have written about men and women without being able to know when + a woman is altogether good—a man altogether bad? I know you, my + dear, and I have seen him. Why should you be afraid of him? Think of the + friends you have.” + </p> + <p> + “It is the thought of them that frightens me. I have friends now, but if + they knew all that that man can tell, they would fly from me with + loathing. Oh! when I think of it all, I abhor myself. Oh, fool, fool, + fool! Was ever woman such a fool before?” + </p> + <p> + “For God's sake, child, don't talk in that strain.” + </p> + <p> + “It is the only strain in which I can talk. It is the cry of a wretch who + stands on the brink of a precipice and knows that hands are being thrust + out behind to push her over.” + </p> + <p> + She tottered forward with wild eyes, under the influence of her own + thought. He caught her and supported her in his arms. + </p> + <p> + “That shows you, my poor girl, that if there are unkind hands behind you, + there are still some hands that are ready to keep your feet from slipping. + There are hands that will hold you back from that precipice, or else those + who hold them out to you will go over the brink with you. Ah, my dear, + dear girl, nothing can happen to make you despair. In another year—perhaps + in another month—you will wonder how you could ever have taken so + gloomy a view of the present hour.” + </p> + <p> + A gleam of hope came into her eyes. Only for an instant it remained there, + however. Then she shook her head, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Alas! Alas!” + </p> + <p> + She seated herself once more, but he retained her hand in one of his own, + laying his other caressingly on her head. + </p> + <p> + “You are surely the sweetest girl that ever lived,” said he. “You fill + with your sweetness the world through which I walk. I do not say that it + would be a happiness for me to die for you, for you know that if my dying + could save you from your trouble I would not shrink from it. What I do say + is that I should like to live for you—to live to see happiness once + again brought to you. And yet you will tell me nothing—you will not + give me a chance of helping you.” + </p> + <p> + She shook her head sadly. + </p> + <p> + “I dare not—I dare not,” she said. “I dare not run the chance of + forfeiting your regard forever.” + </p> + <p> + “Good-bye,” he said after a pause. + </p> + <p> + He felt her fingers press his own for a moment; then he dropped her hand + and walked toward the door. Suddenly, however, he returned to her. + </p> + <p> + “Mary,” he said, “I will seek no more to learn your secret; I will only + beg of you to promise me that you will not meet that man again—that + you will hold no communication with him. If you were to be seen in the + company of such a man—talking to him as I saw you last night—what + would people think? The world is always ready to put the worst possible + construction upon anything unusual that it sees. You will promise me, my + dear?” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! alas!” she cried piteously. “I cannot make you such a promise. You + will not do me the injustice to believe that I spoke to him of my own free + will?” + </p> + <p> + “What, you would have me believe that he possesses sufficient power over + you to make you do his bidding? Great God! that can never be!” + </p> + <p> + “That is what I have said to myself day by day; he cannot possess that + power over me—he cannot be such a monster as to. . . oh, I cannot + speak to you more! Leave me—leave me! I have been a fool and I must + pay the penalty of my folly.” Before he could make a reply, the door was + opened and Mrs. Bunbury danced into the room, her mother following more + sedately and with a word of remonstrance. + </p> + <p> + “Nonsense, dear Mamma,” cried Little Comedy. “What Mary needs is some one + who will raise her spirits—Dr. Goldsmith, for instance. He has, I am + sure, laughed her out of her whimsies. Have you succeeded, Doctor? Nay, + you don't look like it, nor does she, poor thing! I felt certain that you + would be in the act of reading a new comedy to her, but I protest it would + seem as if it was a tragedy that engrossed your attention. He doesn't look + particularly like our agreeable Rattle at the present moment, does he, + Mamma? And it was the same at supper last night. It might have been + fancied that he was celebrating a great failure instead of a huge + success.” + </p> + <p> + For the next quarter of an hour the lively girl chatted away, imitating + the various actors who had taken part in the comedy, and giving the author + some account of what the friends whom she had met that day said of the + piece. He had never before felt the wearisomeness of a perpetually + sparkling nature. Her laughter grated upon his ears; her gaiety was out of + tune with his mood. He took leave of the family at the first breathing + space that the girl permitted him. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0016" id="link2HCH0016"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e felt that the + result of his interview with Mary was to render more mysterious than ever + the question which he had hoped to solve. + </p> + <p> + He wondered if he was more clumsy of apprehension than other men, as he + had come away from her without learning her secret. He was shrewd enough + to know that the majority of men to whom he might give a detailed account + of his interview with the girl—a detailed account of his observation + of her upon the appearance of Captain Jackson first at the Pantheon, then + in the green room of Covent Garden—would have no trouble whatever in + accounting for her behaviour upon both occasions. He could see the shrugs + of the cynical, the head-shakings of those who professed to be vastly + grieved. + </p> + <p> + Ah, they did not know this one girl. They were ready to lump all womankind + together and to suppose that it would be impossible for one woman to be + swayed by other impulses than were common to womankind generally. + </p> + <p> + But he knew this girl, and he felt that it was impossible to believe that + she was otherwise than good. Nothing would force him to think anything + evil regarding her. + </p> + <p> + “She is not as others,” was the phrase that was in his mind—the + thought that was in his heart. + </p> + <p> + He did not pause to reflect upon the strangeness of the circumstance that + when a man wishes to think the best of a woman he says she is not as other + women are. + </p> + <p> + He did not know enough of men and women to be aware of the fact that when + a man makes up his mind that a woman is altogether different from other + women, he loves that woman. + </p> + <p> + He felt greatly grieved to think that he had been unable to search out the + heart of her mystery; but the more he recalled of the incidents that had + occurred upon the two occasions when that man Jackson had been in the same + apartment as Mary Horneck, the more convinced he became that the killing + of that man would tend to a happy solution of the question which was + puzzling him. + </p> + <p> + After giving this subject all his thought for the next day or two, he went + to his friend Baretti, and presented him with tickets for one of the + author's nights for “She Stoops to Conquer.” Baretti was a well known + personage in the best literary society in London, having consolidated his + reputation by the publication of his English and Italian dictionary. He + had been Johnson's friend since his first exile from Italy, and it was + through his influence Baretti, on the formation of the Royal Academy, had + been appointed Secretary for Foreign Correspondence. To Johnson also he + owed the more remunerative appointment of Italian tutor at the Thrales'. + He had frequently dined with Goldsmith at his chambers. + </p> + <p> + Baretti expressed himself grateful for the tickets, and complimented the + author of the play upon his success. + </p> + <p> + “If one may measure the success of a play by the amount of envy it creates + in the breasts of others, yours is a huge triumph,” said the Italian. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Goldsmith quickly, “that is just what I wish to have a word + with you about. The fact is, Baretti, I am not so good a swordsman as I + should be.” + </p> + <p> + “What,” cried Baretti, smiling as he looked at the man before him, who had + certainly not the physique of the ideal swordsman. “What, do you mean to + fight your detractors? Take my advice, my friend, let the pen be your + weapon if such is your intention. If you are attacked with the pen you + should reply with the same weapon, and with it you may be pretty certain + of victory.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes; but there are cases—well, one never knows what may happen, + and a man in my position should be prepared for any emergency. I can do a + little sword play—enough to enable me to face a moderately good + antagonist. A pair of coxcombs insulted me a few days ago and I retorted + in a way that I fancy might be thought effective by some people.” + </p> + <p> + “How did you retort?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I warned the passers-by that the pair were pickpockets disguised as + gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + “Bacchus! An effective retort! And then——” + </p> + <p> + “Then I turned down a side street and half drew my sword; but, after + making a feint of following me, they gave themselves over to a bout of + swearing and went on. What I wish is to be directed by you to any + compatriot of yours who would give me lessons in fencing. Do you know of + any first-rate master of the art in London?” + </p> + <p> + The Italian could not avoid laughing, Goldsmith spoke so seriously. + </p> + <p> + “You would like to find a maestro who would be capable of turning you into + a first-rate swordsman within the space of a week?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, I am not unreasonable; I would give him a fortnight.” + </p> + <p> + “Better make it five years.” + </p> + <p> + “Five years?” + </p> + <p> + “My dear friend, I pray of you not to make me your first victim if I + express to you my opinion that you are not the sort of man who can be made + a good swordsman. You were born, not made, a poet, and let me tell you + that a man must be a born swordsman if he is to take a front place among + swordsmen. I am in the same situation as yourself: I am so short-sighted I + could make no stand against an antagonist. No, sir, I shall never kill a + man.” + </p> + <p> + He laughed as men laugh who do not understand what fate has in store for + them. + </p> + <p> + “I have made up my mind to have some lessons,” said Goldsmith, “and I know + there are no better teachers than your countrymen, Baretti.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha!” said Baretti. “There are clever fencers in Italy, just as there + are in England. But if you have made up your mind to have an Italian + teacher, I shall find out one for you and send him to your chambers. If + you are wise, however, you will stick to your pen, which you wield with + such dexterity, and leave the more harmless weapon to others of coarser + fiber than yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “There are times when it is necessary for the most pacific of men—nay, + even an Irishman—to show himself adroit with a sword,” said + Goldsmith; “and so I shall be forever grateful to you for your services + towards this end.” + </p> + <p> + He was about to walk away when a thought seemed to strike him. + </p> + <p> + “You will add to my debt to you if you allow this matter to go no further + than ourselves. You can understand that I have no particular wish to place + myself at the mercy of Dr. Johnson or Garrick,” said he. “I fancy I can + see Garrick's mimicry of a meeting between me and a fencing master.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall keep it a secret,” laughed Baretti; “but mind, sir, when you run + your first man through the vitals you need not ask me to attend the court + as a witness as to your pacific character.” + </p> + <p> + (When the two did appear in court it was Goldsmith who had been called as + a witness on behalf of Baretti, who stood in the dock charged with the + murder of a man.) + </p> + <p> + He felt very much better after leaving Baretti. He felt that he had taken + at least one step on behalf of Mary Horneck. He knew his own nature so + imperfectly that he thought if he were to engage in a duel with Captain + Jackson and disarm him he would not hesitate to run him through a vital + part. + </p> + <p> + He returned to his chambers and found awaiting him a number of papers + containing some flattering notices of his comedy, and lampoons upon Colman + for his persistent ill treatment of the play. In fact, the topic of the + town was Colman's want of judgment in regard to this matter, and so + strongly did the critics and lampooners, malicious as well as genial, + express themselves, that the manager found life in London unbearable. He + posted off to Bath, but only to find that his tormentors had taken good + care that his reputation should precede him thither. His chastisement with + whips in London was mild in comparison with his chastisement with + scorpions at Bath; and now Goldsmith found waiting for him a letter from + the unfortunate man imploring the poet to intercede for him, and get the + lampooners to refrain from molesting him further. + </p> + <p> + If Goldsmith had been in a mood to appreciate a triumph he would have + enjoyed reading this letter from the man who had given him so many months + of pain. He was not, however, in such a mood. He looked for his triumph in + another direction. + </p> + <p> + After dressing he went to the Mitre for dinner, and found in the tavern + several of his friends. Cradock had run up from the country, and with him + were Whitefoord and Richard Burke. + </p> + <p> + He was rather chilled at his reception by the party. They were all clearly + ill at ease in his presence for some reason of which he was unaware; and + when he began to talk of the criticisms which his play had received, the + uneasiness of his friends became more apparent. + </p> + <p> + He could stand this unaccountable behaviour no longer, and inquired what + was the reason of their treating him so coldly. + </p> + <p> + “You were talking about me just before I entered,” said he: “I always know + on entering a room if my friends have been talking about me. Now, may I + ask what this admirable party were saying regarding me? Tell it to me in + your own way. I don't charge you to be frank with me. Frankness I hold to + be an excellent cloak for one's real opinion. Tell me all that you can + tell—as simply as you can—without prejudice to your own + reputation for oratory, Richard. What is the matter, sir?” + </p> + <p> + Richard Burke usually was the merriest of the company, and the most + fluent. But now he looked down, and the tone was far from persuasive in + which he said— + </p> + <p> + “You may trust—whatever may be spoken, or written, about you, + Goldsmith—we are your unalterable friends.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, sir!” cried Goldsmith, “don't I know that already? Were you not all + my friends in my day of adversity, and do you expect me suddenly to + overthrow all my ideas of friendship by assuming that now that I have + bettered my position in the world my friends will be less friendly?” + </p> + <p> + “Goldsmith,” said Steevens, “we received a copy of the <i>London Packet</i> + half an hour before you entered. We were discussing the most infamous + attack that has ever been made upon a distinguished man of letters.” + </p> + <p> + “At the risk of being thought a conceited puppy, sir, I suppose I may + assume that the distinguished man of letters which the article refers to + is none other than myself,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “It is a foul and scurrilous slander upon you, sir,” said Steevens. “It is + the most contemptible thing ever penned by that scoundrel Kenrick.” + </p> + <p> + “Do not annoy yourselves on my account, gentlemen,” said Goldsmith. “You + know how little I think of anything that Kenrick may write of me. Once I + made him eat his words, and the fit of indigestion that that operation + caused him is still manifest in all he writes about me. I tell you that it + is out of the power of that cur to cause me any inconvenience. Where is + the <i>Packet?</i>” + </p> + <p> + “There is no gain in reading such contemptible stuff,” said Cradock. “Take + my advice, Goldsmith, do not seek to become aware of the precise nature of + that scoundrel's slanders.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, to shirk them would be to suggest that they have the power to sting + me,” replied Goldsmith. “And so, sir, let me have the <i>Packet</i>, and + you shall see me read the article without blenching. I tell you, Mr. + Cradock, no man of letters is deserving of an eulogy who is scared by a + detraction.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Goldsmith, but one does not examine under a magnifying glass the + garbage that a creature of the kennel flings at one,” said Steevens. + </p> + <p> + “Come, sirs, I insist,” cried Goldsmith. “Why do I waste time with you?” + he added, turning round and going to the door of the room. “I waste time + here when I can read the <i>Packet</i> in the bar.” + </p> + <p> + “Hold, sir,” said Burke. “Here is the thing. If you will read it, you + would do well to read it where you will find a dozen hands stretched forth + to you in affection and sympathy. Oliver Goldsmith, this is the paper and + here are our hands. We look on you as the greatest of English writers—the + truest of English poets—the best of Englishmen.” + </p> + <p> + “You overwhelm me, sir. After this, what does it matter if Kenrick flings + himself upon me?” + </p> + <p> + He took the <i>Packet</i>. It opened automatically, where an imaginary + letter to himself, signed “Tom Tickle,” appeared. + </p> + <p> + He held it up to the light; a smile was at first on his features; he had + nerved himself to the ordeal. His friends would not find that he shrank + from it—he even smiled, after a manner, as he read the thing—but + suddenly his jaw fell, his face became pale. In another second he had + crushed the paper between his hands. He crushed it and tore it, and then + flung it on the floor and trampled on it. He walked to and fro in the room + with bent head. Then he did a strange thing: he removed his sword and + placed it in a corner, as if he were going to dine, and, without a word to + any of his friends, left the room, carrying with him his cane only. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0017" id="link2HCH0017"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>enrick's article + in the <i>London Packet</i> remains to this day as the vilest example of + scurrility published under the form of criticism. All the venom that can + be engendered by envy and malice appears in every line of it. It contains + no suggestion of literary criticism; it contains no clever phrase. It is + the shriek of a vulgar wretch dominated by the demon of jealousy. The note + of the Gadarene herd sounds through it, strident and strenuous. It exists + as the worst outcome of the period when every garret scribbler emulated + “Junius,” both as regards style and method, but only succeeded in + producing the shriek of a wildcat, instead of the thunder of the unknown + master of vituperation. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith read the first part of the scurrility without feeling hurt; but + when he came to that vile passage—“For hours the <i>great</i> + Goldsmith will stand arranging his grotesque orangoutang figure before a + pier-glass. Was but the lovely H———k as much enamoured, + you would not sigh, my gentle swain”—his hands tore the paper in + fury. + </p> + <p> + He had received abuse in the past without being affected by it. He did not + know much about natural history, but he knew enough to make him aware of + the fact that the skunk tribe cannot change their nature. He did not mind + any attack that might be made upon himself; but to have the name that he + most cherished of all names associated with his in an insult that seemed + to him diabolical in the manner of its delivery, was more than he could + bear. He felt as if a foul creature had crept behind him and had struck + from thence the one who had been kindest to him of all the people in the + world. + </p> + <p> + There was the horrible thing printed for all eyes in the town to read. + There was the thing that had in a moment raised a barrier between him and + the girl who was all in all to him. How could he look Mary Horneck in the + face again? How could he ever meet any member of the family to whom he had + been the means of causing so much pain as the Hornecks would undoubtedly + feel when they read that vile thing? He felt that he himself was to blame + for the appearance of that insult upon the girl. He felt that if the + attack had not been made upon him she would certainly have escaped. Yes, + that blow had been struck by a hand that stretched over him to her. + </p> + <p> + His first impulse had sent his hand to his sword. He had shown himself + upon several occasions to be a brave man; but instead of drawing his sword + he had taken it off and had placed it out of the reach of his hands. + </p> + <p> + And this was the man who, a few hours earlier in the day, had been + assuming that if a certain man were in his power he would not shrink from + running him through the body with his sword. + </p> + <p> + On leaving the Mitre he did not seek any one with whom he might take + counsel as to what course it would be wise for him to pursue. He knew that + he had adopted a wise course when he had placed his sword in a corner; he + felt he did not require any further counsel. His mind was made up as to + what he should do, and all that he now feared was that some circumstance + might prevent his realising his intention. + </p> + <p> + He grasped his cane firmly, and walked excitedly to the shop of Evans, the + publisher of the <i>London Packet</i>. He arrived almost breathless at the + place—it was in Little Queen street—and entered the shop + demanding to see Kenrick, who, he knew was employed on the premises. + Evans, the publisher, being in a room the door of which was open, and + hearing a stranger's voice speaking in a high tone, came out to the shop. + Goldsmith met him, asking to see Kenrick; and Evans denied that he was in + the house. + </p> + <p> + “I require you to tell me if Kenrick is the writer of that article upon me + which appeared in the <i>Packet</i> of to-day. My name is Goldsmith!” said + the visitor. + </p> + <p> + The shopkeeper smiled. + </p> + <p> + “Does anything appear about you in the <i>Packet</i>, sir?” he said, + over-emphasising the tone of complete ignorance and inquiry. + </p> + <p> + “You are the publisher of the foul thing, you rascal!” cried Goldsmith, + stung by the supercilious smile of the man; “you are the publisher of this + gross outrage upon an innocent lady, and, as the ruffian who wrote it + struck at her through me, so I strike at him through you.” + </p> + <p> + He rushed at the man, seized him by the throat, and struck at him with his + cane. The bookseller shouted for help while he struggled with his + opponent, and Kenrick himself, who had been within the shelter of a small + wooden-partitioned office from the moment of Goldsmith's entrance, and + had, consequently, overheard every word of the recrimination and all the + noise of the scuffle that followed, ran to the help of his paymaster. It + was quite in keeping with his cowardly nature to hold back from the cane + of Evans's assailant. He did so, and, looking round for a missile to fling + at Goldsmith, he caught up a heavy lamp that stood on a table and hurled + it at his enemy's head. Missing this mark, however, it struck Evans on the + chest and knocked him down, Goldsmith falling over him. This Kenrick + perceived to be his chance. He lifted one of the small shop chairs and + rushed forward to brain the man whom he had libelled; but, before he could + carry out his purpose, a man ran into the shop from the street, and, + flinging him and the chair into a corner, caught Goldsmith, who had risen, + by the shoulder and hurried him into a hackney-coach, which drove away. + </p> + <p> + The man was Captain Higgins. When Goldsmith had failed to return to the + room in the Mitre where he had left his sword, his friends became uneasy + regarding him, and Higgins, suspecting his purpose in leaving the tavern, + had hastened to Evans's, hoping to be in time to prevent the assault which + he felt certain Goldsmith intended to commit upon the person of Kenrick. + </p> + <p> + He ordered the coachman to drive to the Temple, and took advantage of the + occasion to lecture the excited man upon the impropriety of his conduct. A + lecture on the disgrace attached to a public fight, when delivered in a + broad Irish brogue, can rarely be effective, and Captain Higgins's counsel + of peace only called for Goldsmith's ridicule. + </p> + <p> + “Don't tell me what I ought to have done or what I ought to have abstained + from doing,” cried the still breathless man. “I did what my manhood + prompted me to do, and that is just what you would have done yourself, my + friend. God knows I didn't mean to harm Evans—it was that reptile + Kenrick whom I meant to flail; but when Evans undertook to shelter him, + what was left to me, I ask you, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “You were a fool, Oliver,” said his countryman; “you made a great mistake. + Can't you see that you should never go about such things single-handed? + You should have brought with you a full-sized friend who would not + hesitate to use his fists in the interests of fair play. Why the devil, + sir, didn't you give me a hint of what was on your mind when you left the + tavern?” + </p> + <p> + “Because I didn't know myself what was on my mind,” replied Goldsmith. + “And, besides,” he added, “I'm not the man to carry bruisers about with me + to engage in my quarrels. I don't regret what I have done to-day. I have + taught the reptiles a lesson, even though I have to pay for it. Kenrick + won't attack me again so long as I am alive.” + </p> + <p> + He was right. It was when he was lying in his coffin, yet unburied, that + Kenrick made his next attack upon him in that scurrility of phrase of + which he was a master. + </p> + <p> + When this curious exponent of the advantages of peace had left him at + Brick Court, and his few incidental bruises were attended to by John + Eyles, poor Oliver's despondency returned to him. He did not feel very + like one who has got the better of another in a quarrel, though he knew + that he had done all that he said he had done: he had taught his enemies a + lesson. + </p> + <p> + But then he began to think about Mary Horneck, who had been so grossly + insulted simply because of her kindness to him. He felt that if she had + been less gracious to him—if she had treated him as Mrs. Thrale, for + example, had been accustomed to treat him—regarding him and his + defects merely as excuses for displaying her own wit, she would have + escaped all mention by Kenrick. Yes, he still felt that he was the cause + of her being insulted, and he would never forgive himself for it. + </p> + <p> + But what did it matter whether he forgave himself or not? It was the + forgiveness of Mary Horneck and her friends that he had good reason to + think about. + </p> + <p> + The longer he considered this point the more convinced he became that he + had forfeited forever the friendship which he had enjoyed for several + years, and which had been a dear consolation to him in his hours of + despondency. A barrier had been raised between himself and the Hornecks + that could not be surmounted. + </p> + <p> + He sat down at his desk and wrote a letter to Mary, asking her forgiveness + for the insult for which he said he felt himself to be responsible. He + could not, he added, expect that in the future it would be allowed to him + to remain on the same terms of intimacy with her and her family as had + been permitted to him in the past. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly he recollected the unknown trouble which had been upon the girl + when he had last seen her. She was not yet free from that secret sorrow + which he had hoped it might be in his power to dispel. He and he only had + seen Captain Jackson speaking to her in the green room at Covent Garden, + and he only had good reason to believe that her sorrow had originated with + that man. Under these circumstances he asked himself if he was justified + in leaving her to fight her battle alone. She had not asked him to be her + champion, and he felt that if she had done so, it was a very poor champion + that he would have made; but still he knew more of her grief than any one + else, and he believed he might be able to help her. + </p> + <p> + He tore up the letter which he had written to her. + </p> + <p> + “I will not leave her,” he cried. “Whatever may happen—whatever + blame people who do not understand may say I have earned, I will not leave + her until she has been freed from whatever distress she is in.” + </p> + <p> + He had scarcely seated himself when his servant announced Captain Horneck. + </p> + <p> + For an instant Goldsmith was in trepidation. Mary Horneck's brother had no + reason to visit him except as he himself had visited Evans and Kenrick. + But with the sound of Captain Horneck's voice his trepidation passed away. + </p> + <p> + “Ha, my little hero!” Horneck cried before he had quite crossed the + threshold. “What is this that is the talk of the town? Good Lord! what are + things coming to when the men of letters have taken to beating the + booksellers?” + </p> + <p> + “You have heard of it?” said Oliver. “You have heard of the quarrel, but + you cannot have heard of the reason for it!” + </p> + <p> + “What, there is something behind the <i>London Packet</i>, after all?” + cried Captain Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Something behind it—something behind that slander—the mention + of your sister's name, sir? What should be behind it, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “My dear old Nolly, do you fancy that the friendship which exists between + my family and you is too weak to withstand such a strain as this—a + strain put upon it by a vulgar scoundrel, whose malice so far as you are + concerned is as well known as his envy of your success?” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith stared at him for some moments and then at the hand which he was + holding out. He seemed to be making an effort to speak, but the words + never came. Suddenly he caught Captain Horneck's hand in both of his own, + and held it for a moment; but then, quite overcome, he dropped it, and + burying his face in his hands he burst into tears. + </p> + <p> + Horneck watched him for some time, and was himself almost equally + affected. + </p> + <p> + “Come, come, old friend,” he said at last, placing his hand affectionately + on Goldsmith's shoulder. “Come, come; this will not do. There is nothing + to be so concerned about. What, man! are you so little aware of your own + position in the world as to fancy that the Horneck family regard your + friendship for them otherwise than an honour? Good heavens, Dr. Goldsmith, + don't you perceive that we are making a bold bid for immortality through + our names being associated with yours? Who in a hundred years—in + fifty years—would know anything of the Horneck family if it were not + for their association with you? The name of Oliver Goldsmith will live so + long as there is life in English letters, and when your name is spoken the + name of your friends the Hornecks will not be forgotten.” + </p> + <p> + He tried to comfort his unhappy friend, but though he remained at his + chambers for half an hour, he got no word from Oliver Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0018" id="link2HCH0018"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XVIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he next day the + news of the prompt and vigorous action taken by Goldsmith in respect of + the scurrility of Kenrick had spread round the literary circle of which + Johnson was the centre, and the general feeling was one of regret that + Kenrick had not received the beating instead of Evans. Of course, Johnson, + who had threatened two writers with an oak stick, shook his head—and + his body as well—in grave disapproval of Goldsmith's use of his + cane; but Reynolds, Garrick and the two Burkes were of the opinion that a + cane had never been more appropriately used. + </p> + <p> + What Colman's attitude was in regard to the man who had put thousands of + pounds into his pocket may be gathered from the fact that, shortly + afterwards, he accepted and produced a play of Kenrick's at his theatre, + which was more decisively damned than any play ever produced under + Colman's management. + </p> + <p> + Of course, the act of an author in resenting the scurrility of a man who + had delivered his stab under the cloak of criticism, called for a howl of + indignation from the scores of hacks who existed at that period—some + in the pay of the government others of the opposition—solely by + stabbing men of reputation; for the literary cut-throat, in the person of + the professional libeller-critic, and the literary cut-purse, in the form + of the professional blackmailer, followed as well as preceded Junius. + </p> + <p> + The howl went up that the liberty of the press was in danger, and the + public, who took then, as they do now, but the most languid interest in + the quarrels of literature, were forced to become the unwilling audience. + When, however, Goldsmith published his letter in the <i>Daily Advertiser</i>—surely + the manliest manifesto ever printed—the howls became attenuated, and + shortly afterwards died away. It was admitted, even by Dr. Johnson—and + so emphatically, too, that his biographer could not avoid recording his + judgment—that Goldsmith had increased his reputation by the + incident. + </p> + <p> + (Boswell paid Goldsmith the highest compliment in his power on account of + this letter, for he fancied that it had been written by Johnson, and + received another rebuke from the latter to gloat over.) + </p> + <p> + For some days Goldsmith had many visitors at his chambers, including + Baretti, who remarked that he took it for granted that he need not now + search for the fencingmaster, as his quarrel was over. Goldsmith allowed + him to go away under the impression that he had foreseen the quarrel when + he had consulted him regarding the fencingmaster. + </p> + <p> + But at the end of a week, when Evans had been conciliated by the friends + of his assailant, Goldsmith, on returning to his chambers one afternoon, + found Johnson gravely awaiting his arrival. His hearty welcome was not + responded to quite so heartily by his visitor. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” said Johnson, after he had made some of those grotesque + movements with which his judicial utterances were invariably accompanied—“Dr. + Goldsmith, we have been friends for a good many years, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “That fact constitutes one of my pleasantest reflections, sir,” said + Goldsmith. He spoke with some measure of hesitancy, for he had a feeling + that his friend had come to him with a reproof. He had expected him to + come rather sooner. + </p> + <p> + “If our friendship was not such as it is, I would not have come to you + to-day, sir, to tell you that you have been a fool,” said Johnson. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir,” said Goldsmith, “you were right in assuming that you could say + nothing to me that would offend me; I know that I have been a fool—at + many times—in many ways.” + </p> + <p> + “I suspected that you were a fool before I set out to come hither, sir, + and since I entered this room I have convinced myself of the accuracy of + my suspicion.” + </p> + <p> + “If a man suspects that I am a fool before seeing me, sir, what will he do + after having seen me?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Johnson, “it was, believe me, sir, a great pain + to me to find, as I did in this room—on that desk—such + evidence of your folly as left no doubt on my mind in this matter.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you mean, sir? My folly—evidence—on that desk? Ah, I + know now what you mean. Yes, poor Filby's bill for my last coats and I + suppose for a few others that have long ago been worn threadbare. Alas, + sir, who could resist Filby's flatteries?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Johnson, “you gave me permission several years ago to read any + manuscript of yours in prose or verse at which you were engaged.” + </p> + <p> + “And the result of your so honouring me, Dr. Johnson, has invariably been + advantageous to my work. What, sir, have I ever failed in respect for your + criticisms? Have I ever failed to make a change that you suggested?” + </p> + <p> + “It was in consideration of that permission, Dr. Goldsmith, that while + waiting for you here to-day, I read several pages in your handwriting,” + said Johnson sternly. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith glanced at his desk. + </p> + <p> + “I forget now what work was last under my hand,” said he; “but whatever it + was, sir——” + </p> + <p> + “I have it here, sir,” said Johnson, and Goldsmith for the first time + noticed that he held in one of his hands a roll of manuscript. Johnson + laid it solemnly on the table, and in a moment Goldsmith perceived that it + consisted of a number of the poems which he had written to the Jessamy + Bride, but which he had not dared to send to her. He had had them before + him on the desk that day while he asked himself what would be the result + of sending them to her. + </p> + <p> + He was considerably disturbed when he discovered what it was that his + friend had been reading in his absence, and his attempt to treat the + matter lightly only made his confusion appear the greater. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, those verses, sir,” he stammered; “they are poor things. You will, I + fear, find them too obviously defective to merit criticism; they resemble + my oldest coat, sir, which I designed to have repaired for my man, but + Filby returned it with the remark that it was not worth the cost of + repairing. If you were to become a critic of those trifles——” + </p> + <p> + “They are trifles, Goldsmith, for they represent the trifling of a man of + determination with his own future—with his own happiness and the + happiness of others.” + </p> + <p> + “I protest, sir, I scarcely understand——” + </p> + <p> + “Your confusion, sir, shows that you do understand.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, you do not suppose that the lines which a poet writes in the + character of a lover should be accepted as damning evidence that his own + heart speaks.” + </p> + <p> + “Goldsmith, I am not the man to be deceived by any literary work that may + come under my notice. I have read those verses of yours; sir, your heart + throbs in every line.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, you would make me believe that my poor attempts to realise the + feelings of one who has experienced the tender passion are more happy than + I fancied.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, this dissimulation is unworthy of you.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I protest that I—that is—no, I shall protest nothing. + You have spoken the truth, sir; any dissimulation is unworthy of me. I + wrote those verses out of my own heart—God knows if they are the + first that came from my heart—I own it, sir. Why should I be ashamed + to own it?” + </p> + <p> + “My poor friend, you have been Fortune's plaything all your life; but I + did not think that she was reserving such a blow as this for you.” + </p> + <p> + “A blow, sir? Nay, I cannot regard as a blow that which has been the + sweetest—the only consolation of a life that has known but few + consolations.” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, this will not do. A man has the right to make himself as miserable + as he pleases, but he has no right to make others miserable. Dr. + Goldsmith, you have ill-repaid the friendship which Miss Horneck and her + family have extended to you.” + </p> + <p> + “I have done nothing for which my conscience reproaches me, Dr. Johnson. + What, sir, if I have ventured to love that lady whose name had better + remain unspoken by either of us—what if I do love her? Where is the + indignity that I do either to her or to the sentiment of friendship? Does + one offer an indignity to friendship by loving?” + </p> + <p> + “My poor friend, you are laying up a future of misery for yourself—yes, + and for her too; for she has a kind heart, and if she should come to know—and, + indeed, I think she must—that she has been the cause, even though + the unwilling cause, of suffering on the part of another, she will not be + free from unhappiness.” + </p> + <p> + “She need not know, she need not know. I have been a bearer of burdens all + my life. I will assume without repining this new burden.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, if I know your character—and I believe I have known it + for some years—you will cast that burden away from you. Life, my + dear friend, you and I have found to be not a meadow wherein to sport, but + a battle field. We have been in the struggle, you and I, and we have not + come out of it unscathed. Come, sir, face boldly this new enemy, and put + it to flight before it prove your ruin.” + </p> + <p> + “Enemy, you call it, sir? You call that which gives everything there is of + beauty—everything there is of sweetness—in the life of man—you + call it our enemy?” + </p> + <p> + “I call it <i>your</i> enemy, Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “Why mine only? What is there about me that makes me different from other + men? Why should a poet be looked upon as one who is shut out for evermore + from all the tenderness, all the grace of life, when he has proved to the + world that he is most capable of all mankind of appreciating tenderness + and grace? What trick of nature is this? What paradox for men to vex their + souls over? Is the poet to stand aloof from men, evermore looking on + happiness through another man's eyes? If you answer 'yes,' then I say that + men who are not poets should go down on their knees and thank Heaven that + they are not poets. Happy it is for mankind that Heaven has laid on few + men the curse of being poets. For myself, I feel that I would rather be a + man for an hour than a poet for all time.” + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir, let us not waste our time railing against Heaven. Let us look + at this matter as it stands at present. You have been unfortunate enough + to conceive a passion for a lady whose family could never be brought to + think of you seriously as a lover. You have been foolish enough to regard + their kindness to you—their acceptance of you as a friend—as + encouragement in your mad aspirations.” + </p> + <p> + “You have no right to speak so authoritatively, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I have the right as your oldest friend, Goldsmith; and you know I speak + only what is true. Does your own conscience, your own intelligence, sir, + not tell you that the lady's family would regard her acceptance of you as + a lover in the light of the greatest misfortune possible to happen to her? + Answer me that question, sir.” + </p> + <p> + But Goldsmith made no attempt to speak. He only buried his face in his + hands, resting his elbows on the table at which he sat. + </p> + <p> + “You cannot deny what you know to be a fact, sir,” resumed Johnson. “I + will not humiliate you by suggesting that the young lady herself would + only be moved to laughter were you to make serious advances to her; but I + ask you if you think her family would not regard such an attitude on your + side as ridiculous—nay, worse—a gross affront.” + </p> + <p> + Still Goldsmith remained silent, and after a short pause his visitor + resumed his discourse. + </p> + <p> + “The question that remains for you to answer is this, sir: Are you + desirous of humiliating yourself in the eyes of your best friends, and of + forfeiting their friendship for you, by persisting in your infatuation?” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith started up. + </p> + <p> + “Say no more, sir; for God's sake, say no more,” he cried almost + piteously. “Am I, do you fancy, as great a fool as Pope, who did not + hesitate to declare himself to Lady Mary? Sir, I have done nothing that + the most honourable of men would shrink from doing. There are the verses + which I wrote—I could not help writing them—but she does not + know that they were ever written. Dr. Johnson, she shall never hear it + from me. My history, sir, shall be that of the hopeless lover—a + blank—a blank.” + </p> + <p> + “My poor friend,” said Johnson after a pause—he had laid his hand + upon the shoulder of his friend as he seated himself once more at the + table—“My poor friend, Providence puts into our hands many cups + which are bitter to the taste, but cannot be turned away from. You and I + have drank of bitter cups before now, and perhaps we may have to drink of + others before we die. To be a man is to suffer; to be a poet means to have + double the capacity of men to suffer. You have shown yourself before now + worthy of the admiration of all good men by the way you have faced life, + by your independence of the patronage of the great. You dedicated 'The + Traveller' to your brother, and your last comedy to me. You did not + hesitate to turn away from your door the man who came to offer you money + for the prostitution of the talents which God has given you. Dr. + Goldsmith, you have my respect—you have the respect of every good + man. I came to you to-day that you may disappoint those of your detractors + who are waiting for you to be guilty of an act that would give them an + opportunity of pointing a finger of malice at you. You will not do + anything but that which will reflect honour upon yourself, and show all + those who are your friends that their friendship for you is well founded. + I am assured that I can trust you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith took the hand that he offered, but said no word. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0019" id="link2HCH0019"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XIX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen his visitor + had gone Goldsmith seated himself in his chair and gave way to the bitter + reflections of the hour. + </p> + <p> + He knew that the end of his dream had come. The straightforward words + which Johnson had spoken had put an end to his self-deception—to his + hoping against his better judgment that by some miracle his devotion might + be rewarded. If any man was calculated to be a disperser of vain dreams + that man was Johnson. In the very brutality of his straightforwardness + there was, however, a suspicion of kindliness that made any appeal from + his judgment hopeless. There was no timidity in the utterances of his + phrases when forcing his contentions upon any audience; but Goldsmith knew + that he only spoke strongly because he felt strongly. + </p> + <p> + Times without number he had said to himself precisely what Dr. Johnson had + said to him. If Mary Horneck herself ever went so far as to mistake the + sympathy which she had for him for that affection which alone would + content him, how could he approach her family? Her sister had married + Bunbury, a man of position and wealth, with a country house and a town + house—a man of her own age, and with the possibility of inheriting + his father's baronetcy. Her brother was about to marry a daughter of Lord + Albemarle's. What would these people say if he, Oliver Goldsmith, were to + present himself as a suitor for the hand of Mary Horneck? + </p> + <p> + It did not require Dr. Johnson to speak such forcible words in his hearing + to enable him to perceive how ridiculous were his pretensions. The tragedy + of the poet's life among men and women eager to better their prospects in + the world was fully appreciated by him. It was surely, he felt, the most + cruel of all the cruelties of destiny, that the men who make music of the + passions of men—who have surrounded the passion of love with a + glorifying halo—should be doomed to spend their lives looking on at + the success of ordinary men in their loves by the aid of the music which + the poets have created. That is the poet's tragedy of life, and Goldsmith + had often found himself face to face with it, feeling himself to be one of + those with whom destiny is only on jesting terms. + </p> + <p> + Because he was a poet he could not love any less beautiful creature than + Mary Hor-neck, any less gracious, less sweet, less pure, and yet he knew + that if he were to go to her with those poems in his hand which he only of + all living men could write, telling her that they might plead his cause, + he would be regarded—and rightly, too—as both presumptuous and + ridiculous. + </p> + <p> + He thought of the loneliness of his life. Was it the lot of the man of + letters to remain in loneliness while the people around him were taking to + themselves wives and begetting sons and daughters? Had he nothing to look + forward to but the laurel wreath? Was it taken for granted that a + contemplation of its shrivelling leaves would more than compensate the + poet for the loss of home—the grateful companionship of a wife—the + babble of children—all that his fellow-men associated with the + gladness and glory of life? + </p> + <p> + He knew that he had reached a position in the world of letters that was + surpassed by no living man in England. He had often dreamed of reaching + such a place, and to reach it he had undergone privation—he had + sacrificed the best years of his life. And what did his consciousness of + having attained his end bring with it? It brought to him the snarl of + envy, the howl of hatred, the mock of malice. The air was full of these + sounds; they dinned in his ears and overcame the sounds of the approval of + his friends. + </p> + <p> + And it was for this he had sacrificed so much? So much? Everything. He had + sacrificed his life. The one joy that had consoled him for all his ills + during the past few years had departed from him. He would never see Mary + Horneck again. To see her again would only be to increase the burden of + his humiliation. His resolution was formed and he would abide by it. + </p> + <p> + He rose to his feet and picked up the roll of poems. In sign of his + resolution he would burn them. He would, with them, reduce to ashes the + one consolation of his life. + </p> + <p> + In the small grate the remains of a fire were still glowing. He knelt down + and blew the spark into a blaze. He was about to thrust the manuscript + into it between the bars when the light that it made fell upon one of the + lines. He had not the heart to burn the leaf until he had read the + remaining lines of the couplet; and when at last, with a sigh, he hastily + thrust the roll of papers between the bars, the little blaze had fallen + again to a mere smouldering spark. Before he could raise it by a breath or + two, his servant entered the room. He started to his feet. + </p> + <p> + “A letter for you, sir,” said John Eyles. “It came by a messenger lad.” + </p> + <p> + “Fetch a candle, John,” said Goldsmith, taking the letter. It was too dark + for him to see the handwriting, but he put the tip of his finger on the + seal and became aware that it was Mary Horneck's. + </p> + <p> + By the light of the candle he broke the seal, and read the few lines that + the letter contained— + </p> + <p> + <i>Come to me, my dear friend, without delay, for heaven's sake. Your ear + only can hear what I have to tell. You may be able to help me, but if not, + then. . . . Oh, come to me to-night. Your unhappy Jessamy Bride.</i> + </p> + <p> + He did not delay an instant. He caught up his hat and left his chambers. + He did not even think of the resolution to which he had just come, never + to see Mary Horneck again. All his thoughts were lost in the one thought + that he was about to stand face to face with her. + </p> + <p> + He stood face to face with her in less than half an hour. She was in the + small drawing-room where he had seen her on the day after the production + of “She Stoops to Conquer.” Only a few wax candles were lighted in the + cut-glass sconces that were placed in the centre of the panels of the + walls. Their light was, however, sufficient to make visible the contrast + between the laughing face of the girl in Reynolds's picture of her and her + sister which hung on the wall, and the sad face of the girl who put her + hand into his as he was shown in by the servant. + </p> + <p> + “I knew you would come,” she said. “I knew that I could trust you.” + </p> + <p> + “You may trust me, indeed,” he said. He held her hand in his own, looking + into her pale face and sunken eyes. “I knew the time would come when you + would tell me all that there is to be told,” he continued. “Whether I can + help you or not, you will find yourself better for having told me.” + </p> + <p> + She seated herself on the sofa, and he took his place beside her. There + was a silence of a minute or two, before she suddenly started up, and, + after walking up and down the room nervously, stopped at the mantelpiece, + leaning her head against the high slab, and looking into the smouldering + fire in the grate. + </p> + <p> + He watched her, but did not attempt to express the pity that filled his + heart. + </p> + <p> + “What am I to tell you—what am I to tell you?” she cried at last, + resuming her pacing of the floor. + </p> + <p> + He made no reply, but sat there following her movements with his eyes. She + went beside him, and stood, with nervously clasped hands, looking with + vacant eyes at the group of wax candles that burned in one of the sconces. + Once again she turned away with a little cry, but then with a great effort + she controlled herself, and her voice was almost tranquil when she spoke, + seating herself. + </p> + <p> + “You were with me at the Pantheon, and saw me when I caught sight of that + man,” she said. “You alone were observant. Did you also see him call me to + his side in the green room at the playhouse?” + </p> + <p> + “I saw you in the act of speaking to him there—he calls himself + Jackson—Captain Jackson,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “You saved me from him once!” she cried. “You saved me from becoming his—body + and soul.” + </p> + <p> + “No,” he said; “I have not yet saved you, but God is good; He may enable + me to do so.” + </p> + <p> + “I tell you if it had not been for you—for the book which you wrote, + I should be to-day a miserable castaway.” + </p> + <p> + He looked puzzled. + </p> + <p> + “I cannot quite understand,” said he. “I gave you a copy of 'The Vicar of + Wakefield' when you were going to Devonshire a year ago. You were + complaining that your sister had taken away with her the copy which I had + presented to your mother, so that you had not an opportunity of reading + it.” + </p> + <p> + “It was that which saved me,” she cried. “Oh, what fools girls are! They + are carried away by such devices as should not impose upon the merest + child! Why are we not taught from our childhood of the baseness of men—some + men—so that we can be on our guard when we are on the verge of + womanhood? If we are to live in the world why should we not be told all + that we should guard against?” + </p> + <p> + She laid her head down on the arm of the sofa, sobbing. + </p> + <p> + He put his hand gently upon her hair, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I cannot believe anything but what is good regarding you, my sweet + Jessamy Bride.” + </p> + <p> + She raised her head quickly and looked at him through her tears. + </p> + <p> + “Then you will err,” she said. “You will have to think ill of me. Thank + God you saved me from the worst, but it was not in your power to save me + from all—to save me from myself. Listen to me, my best friend. When + I was in Devonshire last year I met that man. He was staying in the + village, pretending that he was recovering from a wound which he had + received in our colonies in America. He was looked on as a hero and feted + in all directions. Every girl for miles around was in love with him, and I—innocent + fool that I was—considered myself the most favoured creature in the + world because he made love to me. Any day we failed to meet I wrote him a + letter—a foolish letter such as a school miss might write—full + of protestations of undying affection. I sometimes wrote two of these + letters in the day. More than a month passed in this foolishness, and then + it came to my uncle's ears that we had meetings. He forbade my continuing + to see a man of whom no one knew anything definite, but about whom he was + having strict inquiries made. I wrote to the man to this effect, and I + received a reply persuading me to have one more meeting with him. I was so + infatuated that I met him secretly, and then in impassioned strains he + implored me to make a runaway match with him. He said he had enemies. When + he had been fighting the King's battles against the rebels these enemies + had been active, and he feared that their malice would come between us, + and he should lose me. I was so carried away by his pleading that I + consented to leave my uncle's house by his side.” + </p> + <p> + “But you cannot have done so.” + </p> + <p> + “You saved me,” she cried. “I had been reading your book, and, by God's + mercy, on the very day before that on which I had promised to go to him I + came to the story of poor Olivia's flight and its consequences. With the + suddenness of a revelation from heaven I perceived the truth. The scales + fell from my eyes as they fell from St. Paul's on the way to Damascus, + only where he perceived the heaven I saw the hell that awaited me. I knew + that that man was endeavouring to encompass my ruin, and in a single hour—thanks + to the genius that wrote that book—my love for that man, or what I + fancied was love, was turned to loathing. I did not meet him. I returned + to him, without a word of comment, a letter he wrote to me reproaching me + for disappointing him; and the very next day my uncle's suspicions + regarding him were confirmed. His inquiries resulted in proof positive of + the ruffianism of the fellow who called himself Captain Jackson, He had + left the army in America with a stain on his character, and it was known + that since his return to England at least two young women had been led + into the trap which he laid for me.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank God you were saved, my child,” said Goldsmith, as she paused, + overcome with emotion. “But being saved, my dear, you have no further + reason to fear that man.” + </p> + <p> + “That was my belief, too,” said she. “But alas! it was a delusion. So soon + as he found out that I had escaped from him, he showed himself in his true + colours. He wrote threatening to send the letters which I had been foolish + enough to write to him, to my friends—he was even scoundrel enough + to point out that I had in my innocence written certain passages which + were susceptible of being interpreted as evidence of guilt—nay, his + letter in which he did so took it for granted that I had been guilty, so + that I could not show it as evidence of his falsehood. What was left for + me to do? I wrote to him imploring him to return to me those letters. I + asked him how he could think it consistent with his honour to retain them + and to hold such an infamous threat over my head. Alas! he soon gave me to + understand that I had but placed myself more deeply in his power.” + </p> + <p> + “The scoundrel!” + </p> + <p> + “Oh! scoundrel! I made an excuse for coming back to London, though I had + meant to stay in Devonshire until the end of the year.” + </p> + <p> + “And 'twas then you thanked me for the book.” + </p> + <p> + “I had good reason to do so. For some months I was happy, believing that I + had escaped from my persecutor. How happy we were when in France together! + But then—ah! you know the rest. My distress is killing me—I + cannot sleep at night. I start a dozen times a day; every time the bell + rings I am in trepidation.” + </p> + <p> + “Great Heaven! Is 't possible that you are miserable solely on this + account?” cried Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Is there not sufficient reason for my misery?” she asked. “What did he + say to me that night in the green room? He told me that he would give me a + fortnight to accede to his demands; if I failed he swore to print my + letters in full, introducing my name so that every one should know who had + written them.” + </p> + <p> + “And his terms?” asked Goldsmith in a whisper. + </p> + <p> + “His terms? I cannot tell you—I cannot tell you. The very thought + that I placed myself in such a position as made it possible for me to have + such an insult offered to me makes me long for death.” + </p> + <p> + “By God! 'tis he who need to prepare for death!” cried Goldsmith, “for I + shall kill him, even though the act be called murder.” + </p> + <p> + “No—no!” she said, laying a hand upon his arm. “No friend of mine + must suffer for my folly. I dare not speak a word of this to my brother + for fear of the consequences. That wretch boasted to me of having laid his + plans so carefully that, if any harm were to come to him, the letters + would still be printed. He said he had heard of my friends, and declared + that if he were approached by any of them nothing should save me from + being made the talk of the town. I was terrified by the threat, but I + determined to-day to tell you my pitiful story in the hope—the + forlorn hope—that you might be able to help me. Tell me—tell + me, my dear friend, if you can see any chance of escape for me except that + of which poor Olivia sang: 'The only way her guilt to cover.'” + </p> + <p> + “Guilt? Who talks of guilt?” said he. “Oh, my poor innocent child, I knew + that whatever your grief might be there was nothing to be thought of you + except what was good. I am not one to say even that you acted foolishly; + you only acted innocently. You, in the guilelessness of your own pure + heart could not believe that a man could be worse than any monster. Dear + child, I pray of you to bear up for a short time against this stroke of + fate, and I promise you that I shall discover a way of escape for you.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, it is easy to say those words 'bear up.' I have said them to myself a + score of times within the week. You cannot now perceive in what direction + lies my hope of escape?” + </p> + <p> + He shook his head, but not without a smile on his face, as he said— + </p> + <p> + “'Tis easy enough for one who has composed so much fiction as I have to + invent a plan for the rescue of a tortured heroine; but, unhappily, it is + the case that in real life one cannot control circumstances as one can in + a work of the imagination. That is one of the weaknesses of real life, my + dear; things will go on happening in defiance of all the arts of fiction. + But of this I feel certain: Providence does not do things by halves. He + will not make me the means of averting a great disaster from you and then + permit me to stand idly by while you suffer such a calamity as that which + you apprehend just now. Nay, my dear, I feel that as Heaven directed my + pen to write that book in order that you might be saved from the fate of + my poor Livy, I shall be permitted to help you out of your present + difficulty.” + </p> + <p> + “You give me hope,” she said. “Yes—a little hope. But you must + promise me that you will not be tempted to do anything that is rash. I + know how brave you are—my brother told me what prompt action you + took yesterday when that vile slander appeared. But were you not foolish + to place yourself in jeopardy? To strike at a serpent that hisses may only + cause it to spring.” + </p> + <p> + “I feel now that I was foolish,” said he humbly; “I ran the chance of + forfeiting your friendship.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no, it was not so bad as that,” she said. “But in this matter of mine + I perceive clearly that craft and not bravery will prevail to save me, if + I am to be saved. I saw that you provoked a quarrel with that man on the + night when we were leaving the Pantheon; think of it, think what my + feelings would have been if he had killed you! And think also that if you + had killed him I should certainly be lost, for he had made his + arrangements to print the letters by which I should be judged.” + </p> + <p> + “You have spoken truly,” said he. “You are wiser than I have ever been. + But for your sake, my sweet Jessamy Bride, I promise to do nothing that + shall jeopardise your safety. Have no fear, dear one, you shall be saved, + whatever may happen.” + </p> + <p> + He took her hand and kissed it fondly. “You shall be saved,” he repeated. + </p> + <p> + “If not——” said she in a low tone, looking beyond him. + </p> + <p> + “No—no,” he whispered. “I have given you my promise. You must give + me yours. You will do nothing impious.” + </p> + <p> + She gave a wan smile. + </p> + <p> + “I am a girl,” she said. “My courage is as water. I promise you I will + trust you, with all my heart—all my heart.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall not fail you—Heaven shall not fail you,” said he, going to + the door. + </p> + <p> + He looked back at her. What a lovely picture she made, standing in her + white loose gown with its lace collar that seemed to make her face the + more pallid! + </p> + <p> + He bowed at the door. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0020" id="link2HCH0020"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e went for supper + to a tavern which he knew would be visited by none of his friends. He had + no wish to share in the drolleries of Garrick as the latter turned Boswell + into ridicule to make sport for the company. He knew that Garrick would be + at the club in Gerrard street, to which he had been elected only a few + days before the production of “She Stoops to Conquer,” and it was not at + all unlikely that on this account the club would be a good deal livelier + than it usually was even when Richard Burke was wittiest. + </p> + <p> + While awaiting the modest fare which he had ordered he picked up one of + the papers published that evening, and found that it contained a fierce + assault upon him for having dared to take the law into his own hands in + attempting to punish the scoundrel who had introduced the name of Miss + Horneck into his libel upon the author of the comedy about which all the + town were talking. + </p> + <p> + The scurrility of his new assailant produced no impression upon him. He + smiled as he read the ungrammatical expression of the indignation which + the writer purported to feel at so gross an infringement of the liberty of + the press as that of which—according to the writer—the + ingenious Dr. Goldsmith was guilty. He did not even fling the paper across + the room. He was not dwelling upon his own grievances. In his mind, the + worst that could happen to him was not worth a moment's thought compared + with the position of the girl whose presence he had just left. + </p> + <p> + He knew perfectly well—had he not good reason to know?—that + the man who had threatened her would keep his threat. He knew of the gross + nature of the libels which were published daily upon not merely the most + notable persons in society, but also upon ordinary private individuals; + and he had a sufficient knowledge of men and women to be aware of the fact + that the grossest scandal upon the most innocent person was more eagerly + read than any of the other contents of the prints of the day. That was one + of the results of the publication of the scurrilities of Junius: the + appetite of the people for such piquant fare was whetted, and there was no + lack of literary cooks to prepare it. Slander was all that the public + demanded. They did not make the brilliancy of Junius one of the conditions + of their acceptance of such compositions—all they required was that + the libel should have a certain amount of piquancy. + </p> + <p> + No one was better aware of this fact than Oliver Goldsmith. He knew that + Kenrick, who had so frequently libelled him, would pay all the money that + he could raise to obtain the letters which the man who called himself + Captain Jackson had in his possession; he also knew that there would be no + difficulty in finding a publisher for them; and as people were always much + more ready to believe evil than good regarding any one—especially a + young girl against whom no suspicion had ever been breathed—the + result of the publication of the letters would mean practically ruin to + the girl who had been innocent enough to write them. + </p> + <p> + Of course, a man of the world, with money at his hand, would have smiled + at the possibility of a question arising as to the attitude to assume in + regard to such a scoundrel as Jackson. He would merely inquire what sum + the fellow required in exchange for the letters. But Goldsmith was in such + matters as innocent as the girl herself. He believed, as she did, that + because the man did not make any monetary claim upon her, he was not + sordid. He was the more inclined to disregard the question of the + possibility of buying the man off, knowing as he did that he should find + it impossible to raise a sufficient sum for the purpose; and he believed, + with Mary Horneck, that to tell her friends how she was situated would be + to forfeit their respect forever. + </p> + <p> + She had told him that only cunning could prevail against her enemy, and he + felt certain that she was right. He would try and be cunning for her sake. + </p> + <p> + He found great difficulty in making a beginning. He remembered how often + in his life, and how easily, he had been imposed upon—how often his + friends had entreated him to acquire this talent, since he had certainly + not been endowed with it by nature. He remembered how upon some occasions + he had endeavoured to take their advice; and he also remembered how, when + he thought he had been extremely shrewd, it turned out that he had never + been more clearly imposed upon. + </p> + <p> + He wondered if it was too late to begin again on a more approved system. + </p> + <p> + He brought his skill as a writer of fiction to bear upon the question + (which maybe taken as evidence that he had not yet begun his career of + shrewdness). + </p> + <p> + How, for instance, would he, if the exigencies of his story required it, + cause Moses Primrose to develop into a man of resources in worldly wisdom? + By what means would he turn Honeywood into a cynical man of the world? + </p> + <p> + He considered these questions at considerable length, and only when he + reached the Temple, returning to his chambers, did he find out that the + waiter at the tavern had given him change for a guinea two shillings + short, and that half-a-crown of the change was made of pewter. He could + not help being amused at his first step towards cunning. He certainly felt + no vexation at being made so easy a victim of—he was accustomed to + that position. + </p> + <p> + When he found that the roll of manuscript which he had thrust between the + bars of the grate remained as he had left it, only slightly charred at the + end which had been the nearer to the hot, though not burning, coals, all + thoughts of guile—all his prospects of shrewdness were cast aside. + He unfolded the pages and read the verses once more. After all, he had no + right to burn them. He felt that they were no longer his property. They + either belonged to the world of literature or to Mary Horneck, as—as + what? As a token of affection which he bore her? But he had promised + Johnson to root out of his heart whatever might remain of that which he + had admitted to be foolishness. + </p> + <p> + Alas! alas! He sat up for hours in his cold rooms thinking, hoping, + dreaming his old dream that a day was coming when he might without + reproach put those verses into the girl's hand—when, learning the + truth, she would understand. + </p> + <p> + And that time did come. + </p> + <p> + In the morning he found himself ready to face the question of how to get + possession of the letters. No man of his imagination could give his + attention to such a matter without having suggested to him many schemes + for the attainment of his object. But in the end he was painfully aware + that he had contrived nothing that did not involve the risk of a criminal + prosecution against himself, and, as a consequence, the discovery of all + that Mary Horneck was anxious to hide. + </p> + <p> + It was not until the afternoon that he came to the conclusion that it + would be unwise for him to trust to his own resources in this particular + affair. After all, he was but a man; it required the craft of a woman to + defeat the wiles of such a demon as he had to deal with. + </p> + <p> + That he knew to be a wise conclusion to come to. But where was the woman + to whom he could go for help? He wanted to find a woman who was accustomed + to the wiles of the devil, and he believed that he should have + considerable difficulty in finding her. + </p> + <p> + He was, of course, wrong. He had not been considering this aspect of the + question for long before he thought of Mrs. Abington, and in a moment he + knew that he had found a woman who could help him if she had a mind to do + so. Her acquaintance with wiles he knew to be large and varied, and he + liked her. + </p> + <p> + He liked her so well that he felt sure she would help him—if he made + it worth her while; and he thought he saw his way to make it worth her + while. + </p> + <p> + He was so convinced he was on the way to success that he became impatient + at the reflection that he could not possibly see Mrs. Abington until the + evening. But while he was in this state his servant announced a visitor—one + with whom he was not familiar, but who gave his name as Colonel Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + Full of surprise, he ordered Colonel Gwyn to be shown into the room. He + recollected having met him at a dinner at the Reynolds's, and once at the + Hornecks' house in Westminster; but why he should pay a visit to Brick + Court Goldsmith was at a loss to know. He, however, greeted Colonel Gwyn + as if he considered it to be one of the most natural occurrences in the + world for him to appear at that particular moment. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” said the visitor when he had seated himself, “you have no + doubt every reason to be surprised at my taking the liberty of calling + upon you without first communicating with you.” + </p> + <p> + “Not at all, sir,” said Goldsmith. “'Tis a great compliment you offer to + me. Bear in mind that I am sensible of it, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “You are very kind, sir. Those who have a right to speak on the subject + have frequently referred to you as the most generous of men.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, I perceive that you have been talking with some persons whose + generosity was more noteworthy than their judgment.” + </p> + <p> + And once again he gave an example of the Goldsmith bow which Garrick had + so successfully caricatured. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Dr. Goldsmith, if I thought so I would not be here to-day. The fact + is, sir, that I—I—i' faith, sir, I scarce know how to tell you + how it is I appear before you in this fashion.” + </p> + <p> + “You do not need to have an excuse, I do assure you, Colonel Gwyn. You are + a friend of my best friend—Sir Joshua Reynolds.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, and of other friends, too, I would fain hope. In short, Dr. + Goldsmith, I am here because I know how highly you stand in the esteem of—of—well, + of all the members of the Horneck family.” + </p> + <p> + It was now Goldsmith's turn to stammer. He was so surprised by the way his + visitor introduced the name of the Hor-necks he scarcely knew what reply + to make to him. + </p> + <p> + “I perceive that you are surprised, sir.” said Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + “No, no—not at all—that is—no, not greatly surprised—only—well, + sir, why should you not be a friend of Mrs. Horneck? Her son is like + yourself, a soldier,” stammered Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “I have taken the liberty of calling more than once during the past week + or two upon the Hornecks, Dr. Goldsmith,” said Gwyn; “but upon no occasion + have I been fortunate enough to see Miss Horneck. They told me she was by + no means well.” + </p> + <p> + “And they told you the truth, sir,” said Goldsmith somewhat brusquely. + </p> + <p> + “You know it then? Miss Horneck is really indisposed? Ah! I feared that + they were merely excusing her presence on the ground of illness. I must + confess a headache was not specified.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, Miss Horneck's relations are not destitute of imagination. But + why should you fancy that you were being deceived by them, Colonel Gwyn?” + </p> + <p> + Colonel Gwyn laughed slightly, not freely. + </p> + <p> + “I thought that the lady herself might think, perhaps, that I was taking a + liberty,” he said somewhat awkwardly. + </p> + <p> + “Why should she think that, Colonel Gwyn?” asked Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Well, Dr. Goldsmith, you see—sir, you are, I know, a favoured + friend of the lady's—I perceived long ago—nay, it is well + known that she regards you with great affection as a—no, not as a + father—no, as—as an elder brother, that is it—yes, as an + elder brother; and therefore I thought that I would venture to intrude + upon you to-day. Sir, to be quite frank with you, I love Miss Horneck, but + I hesitate—as I am sure you could understand that any man must—before + declaring myself to her. Now, it occurred to me, Dr. Goldsmith, that you + might not conceive it to be a gross impertinence on my part if I were to + ask you if you knew of the lady's affections being already engaged. I hope + you will be frank with me, sir.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith looked with curious eyes at the man before him. Colonel Gwyn was + a well built man of perhaps a year or two over thirty. He sat upright on + his chair—a trifle stiffly, it might be thought by some people, but + that was pardonable in a military man. He was also somewhat inclined to be + pompous in his manners; but any one could perceive that they were the + manners of a gentleman. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith looked earnestly at him. Was that the man who was to take Mary + Horneck away from him? he asked himself. + </p> + <p> + He could not speak for some time after his visitor had spoken. At last he + gave a little start. + </p> + <p> + “You should not have come to me, sir,” he said slowly. + </p> + <p> + “I felt that I was taking a great liberty, sir,” said Gwyn. + </p> + <p> + “On the contrary, sir, I feel that you have honoured me with your + confidence. But—ah, sir, do you fancy that I am the sort of man a + lady would seek for a confidant in any matter concerning her heart?” + </p> + <p> + “I thought it possible that she—Miss Horneck—might have let + you know. You are not as other men, Dr. Goldsmith; you are a poet, and so + she might naturally feel that you would be interested in a love affair. + Poets, all the world knows, sir, have a sort of—well, a sort of + vested interest in the love affairs of humanity, so to speak.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, that is the decree of Heaven, I suppose, to compensate them for + the emptiness in their own hearts to which they must become accustomed. I + have heard of childless women becoming the nurses to the children of their + happier sisters, and growing as fond of them as if they were their own + offspring. It is on the same principle, I suppose, that poets become + sympathetically interested in the world of lovers, which is quite apart + from the world of letters.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith spoke slowly, looking his visitor in the face. He had no + difficulty in perceiving that Colonel Gwyn failed to understand the exact + appropriateness of what he had said. Colonel Gwyn himself admitted as + much. + </p> + <p> + “I protest, sir, I scarcely take your meaning,” he said. “But for that + matter, I fear that I was scarcely fortunate enough to make myself quite + plain to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes,” said Goldsmith, “I think I gathered from your words all that + you came hither to learn. Briefly, Colonel Gwyn, you are reluctant to + subject yourself to the humiliation of having your suit rejected by the + lady, and so you have come hither to try and learn from me what are your + chances of success.” + </p> + <p> + “How admirably you put the matter!” said Gwyn. “And I fancied you did not + apprehend the purport of my visit. Well, sir, what chance have I?” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot tell,” said Goldsmith. “Miss Horneck has never told me that she + loved any man.” + </p> + <p> + “Then I have still a chance?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir; girls do not usually confide the story of their attachments to + their fathers—no, nor to their elder brothers. But if you wish to + consider your chances with any lady, Colonel Gwyn, I would venture to + advise you to go and stand in front of a looking-glass and ask yourself if + you are the manner of man to whom a young lady would be likely to become + attached. Add to the effect of your personality—which I think is + great, sir—the glamour that surrounds the profession in which you + have won distinction, and you will be able to judge for yourself whether + your suit would be likely to be refused by the majority of young ladies.” + </p> + <p> + “You flatter me, Dr. Goldsmith. But, assuming for a moment that there is + some force in your words, I protest that they do not reassure me. Miss + Horneck, sir, is not the lady to be carried away by the considerations + that would prevail in the eyes of others of her sex.” + </p> + <p> + “You have learned something of Miss Horneck, at any rate, Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “I think I have, sir. When I think of her, I feel despondent. Does the man + exist who would be worthy of her love?” + </p> + <p> + “He does not, Colonel Gwyn. But that is no reason why she may not love + some man. Does a woman only give her love to one who is worthy of it? It + is fortunate for men that that is not the way with women. + </p> + <p> + “It is fortunate; and in that reflection, sir, I find my greatest + consolation at the present moment. I am not a bad man, Dr. Goldsmith—not + as men go—there is in my lifetime nothing that I have cause to be + ashamed of; but, I repeat, when I think of her sweetness, her purity, her + tenderness, I am overcome with a sense of my own presumption in aspiring + to win her. You think me presumptuous in this matter, I am convinced, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + “I do—I do. I know Mary Horneck.” + </p> + <p> + “I give you my word that I am better satisfied with your agreement with me + in this respect than I should be if you were to flatter me. Allow me to + thank you for your great courtesy to me, sir. You have not sent me away + without hope, and I trust that I may assume, Dr. Goldsmith, that I have + your good wishes in this matter, which I hold to be vital to my + happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn, my wishes—my prayers to Heaven are that Mary Horneck + may be happy.” + </p> + <p> + “And I ask for nothing more, sir. There is my hand on it.” + </p> + <p> + Oliver Goldsmith took the hand that he but dimly saw stretched out to him. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0021" id="link2HCH0021"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>ever for a moment + had Goldsmith felt jealous of the younger men who were understood to be + admirers of the Jessamy Bride. He had made humourous verses on some of + them, Henry Bunbury had supplied comic illustrations, and Mary and her + sister had had their laugh. He could not even now feel jealous of Colonel + Gwyn, though he knew that he was a more eligible suitor than the majority + whom he had met from time to time at the Hornecks' house. He knew that + since Colonel Gwyn had appeared the girl had no thoughts to give to love + and suitors. If Gwyn were to go to her immediately and offer himself as a + suitor he would meet with a disappointment. + </p> + <p> + Yes; at the moment he had no reason to feel jealous of the man who had + just left him. On the contrary, he felt that he had a right to be exultant + at the thought that it was he—he—Oliver Goldsmith—who + had been entrusted by Mary Horneck with her secret—with the duty of + saving her from the scoundrel who was persecuting her. + </p> + <p> + Colonel Gwyn was a soldier, and yet it was to him that this knight's + enterprise had fallen. + </p> + <p> + He felt that he had every reason to be proud. He had been placed in a + position which was certainly quite new to him. He was to compass the + rescue of the maiden in distress; and had he not heard of innumerable + instances in which the reward of success in such, an undertaking was the + hand of the maiden? + </p> + <p> + For half an hour he felt exultant. He had boldly faced an adverse fate all + his life; he had grappled with a cruel destiny; and, though the struggle + had lasted all his life, he had come out the conqueror. He had become the + most distinguished man of letters in England. As Professor at the Royal + Academy his superiority had been acknowledged by the most eminent men of + the period. And then, although he was plain of face and awkward in manner—nearly + as awkward, if far from being so offensive, as Johnson—he had been + appointed her own knight by the loveliest girl in England. He felt that he + had reason to exult. + </p> + <p> + But then the reaction came. He thought of himself as compared with Colonel + Gwyn—he thought of himself as a suitor by the side of Colonel Gwyn. + What would the world say of a girl who would choose him in preference to + Colonel Gwyn? He had told Gwyn to survey himself in a mirror in order to + learn what chance he would have of being accepted as the lover of a lovely + girl. Was he willing to apply the same test to himself? + </p> + <p> + He had not the courage to glance toward even the small glass which he had—a + glass which could reflect only a small portion of his plainness. + </p> + <p> + He remained seated in his chair for a long time, being saved from complete + despair only by the reflection that it was he who was entrusted with the + task of freeing Mary Horneck from the enemy who had planned her + destruction. This was his one agreeable reflection, and after a time it, + too, became tempered by the thought that all his task was still before + him: he had taken no step toward saving her. + </p> + <p> + He started up, called for a lamp, and proceeded to dress himself for the + evening. He would dine at a coffee house in the neighbourhood of Covent + Garden Theatre, and visit Mrs. Abington in the green room while his play—in + which she did not appear—was being acted on the stage. + </p> + <p> + He was unfortunate enough to meet Boswell in the coffee house, so that his + design of thinking out, while at dinner, the course which he should pursue + in regard to the actress—how far he would be safe in confiding in + her—was frustrated. + </p> + <p> + The little Scotchman was in great grief: Johnson had actually quarrelled + with him—well, not exactly quarrelled, for it required two to make a + quarel, and Boswell had steadily refused to contribute to such a disaster. + Johnson, however, was so overwhelming a personality in Boswell's eyes he + could almost make a quarrel without the assistance of a second person. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! Sir,” said Goldsmith, “you know as little of Dr. Johnson as you do + of the Irish nation and their characteristics.” + </p> + <p> + “Perhaps that is so, but I felt that I was getting to know him,” said + Boswell. “But now all is over; he will never see me again.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, man, cannot you perceive that he is only assuming this attitude in + order to give you a chance of knowing him better?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “For the life of me I cannot see how that could be,” cried Boswell after a + contemplative pause. + </p> + <p> + “Why, sir, you must perceive that he wishes to impress you with a + consciousness of his generosity.” + </p> + <p> + “What, by quarrelling with me and declaring that he would never see me + again?” + </p> + <p> + “No, not in that way, though I believe there are some people who would + feel that it was an act of generosity on Dr. Johnson's part to remain + secluded for a space in order to give the rest of the world a chance of + talking together.” + </p> + <p> + “What does it matter about the rest of the world, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Not much, I suppose I should say, since he means me to be his + biographer.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell, of course, utterly failed to appreciate the sly tone in which the + Irishman spoke, and took him up quite seriously. + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible that he has been in communication with you, Dr. + Goldsmith?” he cried anxiously. + </p> + <p> + “I will not divulge Dr. Johnson's secrets, sir,” replied Goldsmith, with + an affectation of the manner of the man who a short time before had said + that Shakespeare was pompous. + </p> + <p> + “Now you are imitating him,” said Boswell. “But I perceive that he has + told you of our quarrel—our misunderstanding. It arose through you, + sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Through me, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “Through the visit of your relative, the Dean, after we had dined at the + Crown and Anchor. You see, he bound me down to promise him to tell no one + of that unhappy occurrence, sir; and yet he heard that Garrick has lately + been mimicking the Dean—yes, down to his very words, at the + Reynolds's, and so he came to the conclusion that Garrick was made + acquainted with the whole story by me. He sent for me yesterday, and + upbraided me for half an hour.” + </p> + <p> + “To whom did you give an account of the affair, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “To no human being, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, come now, you must have given it to some one.” + </p> + <p> + “To no one, sir—that is, no one from whom Garrick could possibly + have had the story.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I knew, and so did Johnson, that it would be out of the question to + expect that you would hold your tongue on so interesting a secret. Well, + perhaps this will be a lesson to you in the future. I must not fail to + make an entire chapter of this in my biography of our great friend. + Perhaps you would do me the favour to write down a clear and as nearly + accurate an account as your pride will allow of your quarrel with the + Doctor, sir. Such an account would be an amazing assistance to posterity + in forming an estimate of the character of Johnson.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, am I not sufficiently humiliated by the reflection that my + friendly relations with the man whom I revere more than any living human + being are irretrievably ruptured? You will not add to the poignancy of + that reflection by asking me to write down an account of our quarrel in + order to perpetuate so deplorable an incident?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I perceive that you are as yet ignorant of the duties of the true + biographer. You seem to think that a biographer has a right to pick and + choose the incidents with which he has to deal—that he may, if he + please, omit the mention of any occurrence that may tend to show his hero + or his hero's friends in an unfavourable light. Sir, I tell you frankly + that your notions of biography are as erroneous as they are mischievous. + Mr. Boswell, I am a more conscientious man, and so, sir, I insist on your + writing down while they are still fresh in your mind the very words that + passed between you and Dr. Johnson on this matter, and you will also + furnish me with a list of the persons—if you have not sufficient + paper at your lodgings for the purpose, you can order a ream at the + stationer's at the corner—to whom you gave an account of the + humiliation of Dr. Johnson by the clergyman who claimed relationship with + me, but who was an impostor. Come, Mr. Boswell, be a man, sir; do not seek + to avoid so obvious a duty.” + </p> + <p> + Boswell looked at him, but, as usual, failed to detect the least gleam of + a smile on his face. + </p> + <p> + He rose from the table and walked out of the coffee house without a word. + </p> + <p> + “Thank heaven I have got rid of that Peeping Tom,” muttered Goldsmith. “If + I had acted otherwise in regard to him I should not have been out of + hearing of his rasping tongue until midnight.” + </p> + <p> + (The very next morning a letter from Boswell was brought to him. It told + him that he had sought Johnson the previous evening, and had obtained his + forgiveness. “You were right, sir,” the letter concluded. “Dr. Johnson has + still further impressed me with a sense of his generosity.”) + </p> + <p> + But as soon as Boswell had been got rid of Goldsmith hastened to the + playhouse in order to consult with the lady who—through long + practice—was, he believed, the most ably qualified of her sex to + give him advice as to the best way of getting the better of a scoundrel. + It was only when he was entering the green room that he recollected he had + not yet made up his mind as to the exact limitations he should put upon + his confidence with Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + The beautiful actress was standing in one of those picturesque attitudes + which she loved to assume, at one end of the long room. The second act + only of “She Stoops to Conquer” had been reached, and as she did not + appear in the comedy, she had no need to begin dressing for the next + piece. She wore a favourite dress of hers—one which had taken the + town by storm a few months before, and which had been imitated by every + lady of quality who had more respect for fashion than for herself. It was + a negligently flowing gown of some soft but heavy fabric, very low and + loose about the neck and shoulders. + </p> + <p> + “Ha, my little hero,” cried the lady when Goldsmith approached and made + his bow, first to a group of players who stood near the door, and then to + Mrs. Abington. “Ha, my little hero, whom have you been drubbing last? Oh, + lud! to think of your beating a critic! Your courage sets us all a-dying + of envy. How we should love to pommel some of our critics! There was a + rumour last night that the man had died, Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “The fellow would not pay such a tribute to my powers, depend on't, + madam,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Not if he could avoid it, I am certain,” said she. “Faith, sir, you gave + him a pretty fair drubbing, anyhow.' Twas the talk of the playhouse, I + give you my word. Some vastly pretty things were said about you, Dr. + Goldsmith. It would turn your head if I were to repeat them all. For + instance, a gentleman in this very room last night said that it was the + first case that had come under his notice of a doctor's making an attempt + upon a man's life, except through the legitimate professional channel.” + </p> + <p> + “If all the pretty things that were spoken were no prettier than that, + Mrs. Abington, you will not turn my head,” said Goldsmith. “Though, for + that matter, I vow that to effect such a purpose you only need to stand + before me in that dress—ay, or any other.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, sir, I protest that I cannot stand before such a fusillade of + compliment—I sink under it, sir—thus,” and she made an + exquisite courtesy. “Talk of turning heads! do you fancy that actresses' + heads are as immovable as their hearts, Dr. Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “I trust that their hearts are less so, madam, for just now I am extremely + anxious that the heart of the most beautiful and most accomplished should + be moved,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “You have only to give me your word that you have written as good a comedy + as 'She Stoops to Conquer,' with a better part for me in it than that of + Miss Hardcastle.” + </p> + <p> + “I have the design of one in my head, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “Then, faith, sir, 'tis lucky that I did not say anything to turn your + head. Dr. Goldsmith, my heart is moved already. See how easy it is for a + great author to effect his object where a poor actress is concerned. And + you have begun the comedy, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot begin it until I get rid of a certain tragedy that is in the + air. I want your assistance in that direction.” + </p> + <p> + “What! Do you mistake the farce of drubbing a critic for a tragedy, Dr. + Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, madam! What do you take me for? Even if I were as poor a critic as + Kenrick I could still discriminate between one and t' other. Can you give + me half an hour of your time, Mrs. Abington?” + </p> + <p> + “With all pleasure, sir. We shall sit down. You wear a tragedy face, Dr. + Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “I need to do so, madam, as I think you will allow when you hear all I + have to tell you.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, lud! You frighten me. Pray begin, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “How shall I begin? Have you ever had to encounter the devil, madam?” + </p> + <p> + “Frequently, sir. Alas! I fear that I have not always prevailed against + him as successfully as you did in your encounter with one of his family—a + critic. Your story promises to be more interesting than your face + suggested.” + </p> + <p> + “I have to encounter a devil, Mrs. Abington, and I come to you for help.” + </p> + <p> + “Then you must tell me if your devil is male or female. If the former I + think I can promise you my help; if the latter, do not count on me. When + the foul fiend assumes the form of an angel of light—which I take to + be the way St. Paul meant to convey the idea of a woman—he is too + powerful for me, I frankly confess.” + </p> + <p> + “Mine is a male fiend.” + </p> + <p> + “Not the manager of a theatre—another form of the same hue?” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, dear madam, there are degrees of blackness.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes; positive bad, comparative Baddeley, superlative Colman.” + </p> + <p> + “If I could compose a phrase like that, Mrs. Abington, I should be the + greatest wit in London, and ruin my life going from coffee house to coffee + house repeating it.” + </p> + <p> + “Pray do not tell Mrs. Baddeley that I made it, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “How could I, madam, when you have just told me that a she-devil was more + than you could cope with?” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0022" id="link2HCH0022"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>nd now, sir, to + face the particulars—to proceed from the fancy embroidery of wit to + the solid fabric of fact—who or what is the aggressive demon that + you want exorcised?” + </p> + <p> + “His name is Jackson—he calls himself Captain Jackson,” replied + Oliver. He had not made up his mind how much he should tell of Mary + Horneck's story. He blamed Boswell for interrupting his consideration of + this point after he had dined; though it is doubtful if he would have made + any substantial advance in that direction even if the unhappy Scotchman + had not thrust himself and his grievance upon him. + </p> + <p> + “Jackson—Captain Jackson!” cried the actress. “Why, Dr. Goldsmith, + this is a very little fiend that you ask me to help you to destroy. + Surely, sir, he can be crushed without my assistance. One does not ask for + a battering-ram to overturn a house of cards—one does not + requisition a park of artillery to demolish a sparrow.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, but if a blunderbuss be not handy, one should avail oneself of the + power of a piece of ordnance,” said Goldsmith. “The truth is, madam, that + in this matter I represent only the blunder of the blunderbuss.” + </p> + <p> + “If you drift into wit, sir, we shall never get on. I know 'tis hard for + you to avoid it; but time is flying. What has this Captain Jackson been + doing that he must be sacrificed? You must be straight with me.” + </p> + <p> + “I'm afraid it has actually come to that. Well, Mrs. Abington, in brief, + there is a lady in the question.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh! you need scarce dwell on so inevitable an incident as that; I was + waiting for the lady.” + </p> + <p> + “She is the most charming of her sex, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “I never knew one that wasn't. Don't waste time over anything that may be + taken for granted.” + </p> + <p> + “Unhappily she was all unacquainted with the wickedness of men.” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder in what part of the world she lived—certainly not in + London.” + </p> + <p> + “Staying with a relation in the country this fellow Jackson appeared upon + the scene——” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! the most ancient story that the world knows: Innocence, the garden, + the serpent. Alas! sir, there is no return to the Garden of Innocence, + even though the serpent be slaughtered.” + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, Mrs. Abington”—Goldsmith spoke slowly and gravely—“pardon + me. This real story is not so commonplace as that of my Olivia. Destiny + has more resources than the most imaginative composer of fiction.” + </p> + <p> + In as direct a fashion as possible he told the actress the pitiful story + of how Mary Horneck was imposed upon by the glamour of the man who let it + be understood that he was a hero, only incapacitated by a wound from + taking any further part in the campaign against the rebels in America; and + how he refused to return her the letters which she had written to him, but + had threatened to print them in such a way as would give them the + appearance of having been written by a guilty woman. + </p> + <p> + “The lady is prostrated with grief,” he said, concluding his story. “The + very contemplation of the possibility of her letters being printed is + killing her, and I am convinced that she would not survive the shame of + knowing that the scoundrel had carried out his infamous threat.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis a sad story indeed,” said Mrs. Abington. “The man is as bad as bad + can be. He claimed acquaintance with me on that famous night at the + Pantheon, though I must confess that I had only a vague recollection of + meeting him before his regiment was ordered across the Atlantic to quell + the rebellion in the plantations. Only two days ago I heard that he had + been drummed out of the army, and that he had sunk to the lowest point + possible for a man to fall to in this world. But surely you know that all + the fellow wants is to levy what was termed on the border of Scotland + 'blackmail' upon the unhappy girl. 'Tis merely a question of guineas, Dr. + Goldsmith. You perceive that? You are a man?” + </p> + <p> + “That was indeed my first belief; but, on consideration, I have come to + think that he is fiend enough to aim only at the ruin of the girl,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir, I believe not in this high standard of crime. I believe not in + the self-sacrifice of such fellows for the sake of their principles,” + cried the lady. “Go to the fellow with your guineas and shake them in a + bag under his nose, and you shall quickly see how soon he will forego the + dramatic elements in his attitude, and make an ignoble grab at the coins.” + </p> + <p> + “You may be right,” said he. “But whence are the guineas to come, pray?” + </p> + <p> + “Surely the lady's friends will not see her lost for the sake of a couple + of hundred pounds.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay; but her aim is to keep the matter from the ears of her friends! She + would be overcome with shame were it to reach their ears that she had + written letters of affection to such a man.” + </p> + <p> + “She must be a singularly unpractical young lady, Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + “If she had not been more than innocent would she, think you, have allowed + herself to be imposed on by a stranger?” + </p> + <p> + “Alas, sir, if there were no ladies like her in the world, you gentlemen + who delight us with your works of fiction would have to rely solely on + your imagination; and that means going to another world. But to return to + the matter before us; you wish to obtain possession of the letters? How do + you suggest that I can help you to accomplish that purpose?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, madam, it is you to whom I come for suggestions. I saw the man in + conversation with you first at the Pantheon, and then in this very room. + It occurred to me that perhaps—it might be possible—in short, + Mrs. Abington, that you might know of some way by which the scoundrel + could be entrapped.” + </p> + <p> + “You compliment me, sir. You think that the entrapping of unwary men—and + of wary—is what nature and art have fitted me for—nature and + practice?” + </p> + <p> + “I cannot conceive a higher compliment being paid to a woman, dear madam. + But, in truth, I came to you because you are the only lady with whom I am + acquainted who with a kind heart combines the highest intelligence. That + is why you are our greatest actress. The highest intelligence is valueless + on the stage unless it is associated with a heart that beats in sympathy + with the sorrow and becomes exultant with the joy of others. That is why I + regard myself as more than fortunate in having your promise to accept a + part in my next comedy.” + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Abington smiled as she saw through the very transparent art of the + author, reminding her that she would have her reward if she helped him out + of his difficulty. + </p> + <p> + “I can understand how ladies look on you with great favour, sir,” said the + actress. “Yes, in spite of your being—being—ah—innocent—a + poet, and of possessing other disqualifications, you are a delightful man, + Dr. Goldsmith; and by heaven, sir, I shall do what I can to—to—well, + shall we say to put you in a position of earning the lady's gratitude?” + </p> + <p> + “That is the position I long for, dear madam.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but only to have the privilege of foregoing your claim. I know you, + Dr. Goldsmith. Well, supposing you come to see me here in a day or two—that + will give both of us a chance of still further considering the possibility + of successfully entrapping our friend the Captain. I believe it was the + lady who suggested the trap to you; you, being a man, were doubtless for + running your enemy through the vitals or for cutting his throat without + the delay of a moment.” + </p> + <p> + “Your judgment is unerring, Mrs. Abington.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, you see, it is the birds that have been in the trap who know most + about it. Besides, does not our dear dead friend Will Shakespeare say, + 'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps'?” + </p> + <p> + “Those are his words, madam, though at this moment I cannot quite perceive + their bearing.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, lud! Why, dear sir, Cupid's mother's daughters resemble their little + step-brother in being fond of a change of weapons, and you, sir, I + perceive, have been the victim of a dart. Now, I must hasten to dress for + my part or there will be what Mr. Daly of Smock Alley, Dublin, used to + term 'ructions.'” + </p> + <p> + She gave him her hand with a delightful smile and hurried off, but not + before he had bowed over her hand, imprinting on it a clumsy but very + effective kiss. + </p> + <p> + He remained in the theatre until the close of the performance; for he was + not so utterly devoid of guile as not to know that if he had departed + without witnessing Mrs. Abington in the second piece she would have + regarded him as far from civil. Seeing him in a side box, however, that + clever lady perceived that he had taste as well as tact. She felt that it + was a pleasure to do anything for such a man—especially as he was a + writer of plays. It would be an additional pleasure to her if she could so + interpret a character in a play of his that the play should be the most + notable success of the season. + </p> + <p> + As Goldsmith strolled back to his chambers he felt that he had made some + progress in the enterprise with which he had been entrusted. He did not + feel elated, but only tranquilly confident that his judgment had not been + at fault when it suer-gested to him the propriety of consulting with Mrs. + Abington. This was the first time that propriety and Mrs. Abington were + associated. + </p> + <p> + The next day he got a message that the success of his play was + consolidated by a “command” performance at which the whole of his + Majesty's Court would attend. This news elated him, not only because it + meant the complete success of the play and the overthrow of the + sentimentalists who were still harping upon the “low” elements of certain + scenes, but also because he accepted it as an incident of good augury. He + felt certain that Mrs. Abington would have discovered a plan by which he + should be able to get possession of the letters. + </p> + <p> + When he went to her after the lapse of a few days, he found that she had + not been unmindful of his interests. + </p> + <p> + “The fellow had the effrontery to stand beside my chair in the Mall + yesterday,” said she, “but I tolerated him—nay, I encouraged him—not + for your sake, mind; I do not want you to fancy that you interest me, but + for the sake of the unhappy girl who was so nearly making a shocking fool + of herself. Only one girl interests me more than she who nearly makes a + fool of herself, and that is she who actually makes the fool of herself.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! alas! the latter is more widely represented in this evil world, + Mrs. Abing ton,” said Oliver, so gravely that the actress roared with + laughter. + </p> + <p> + “You have too fine a comedy face to be sentimental, Dr. Goldsmith,” she + said. “But to business. I tell you I even smiled upon the gentleman, for I + have found that the traps which are netted with silk are invariably the + most effective.” + </p> + <p> + “You have found that by your experience of traps?” said Goldsmith. “The + smile is the silken net?” + </p> + <p> + “Even so,” said she, giving an excellent example of the fatal mesh. “Ah, + Dr. Goldsmith, you would do well to avoid the woman who smiles on you.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! madam, the caution is thrown away upon me; she smiles not on me, + but at me.” + </p> + <p> + “Thank heaven for that, sir. No harm will come to you through being smiled + at. How I stray from my text! Well, sir, the wretch, in response to the + encouragement of my smile, had the effrontery to ask me for my private + address, upon which I smiled again. Ah, sir, 'tis diverting when the fly + begins to lure on the spider.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis vastly diverting, madam, I doubt not—to the fly.” + </p> + <p> + “Ay, and to the friends of the spider. But we shall let that pass. Sir, to + be brief, I did not let the gentleman know that I had a private address, + but I invited him to partake of supper with me on the next Thursday + night.” + </p> + <p> + “Heavens! madam, you do not mean to tell me that your interest on my + behalf——” + </p> + <p> + “Is sufficiently great to lead me to sup with a spider? Sir, I say that I + am only interested in my sister-fly—would she be angry if she were + to hear that such a woman as I even thought of her as a sister?” + </p> + <p> + There was a note of pathos in the question, which did not fall unnoticed + upon Goldsmith's ear. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said he, “she is a Christian woman.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith,” said the actress, “a very small amount of Christian + charity is thought sufficient for the equipment of a Christian woman. Let + that pass, however; what I want of you is to join us at supper on Thursday + night. It is to take place in the Shakespeare tavern round the corner, + and, of course, in a private room; but I do not want you to appear boldly, + as if I had invited you beforehand to partake of my hospitality. You must + come into the room when we have begun, carrying with you a roll of + manuscript, which you must tell me contains a scene of your new comedy, + upon which we are daily in consultation, mind you.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall not fail to recollect,” said Goldsmith. “Why, 'tis like the + argument of a comedy, Mrs. Abingdon; I protest I never invented one more + elaborate. I rather fear to enter upon it.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, you must be in no trepidation, sir,” said the lady. “I think I know + the powers of the various members of the cast of this little drama of + mine, so you need not think that you will be put into a part which you + will not be able to play to perfection.” + </p> + <p> + “You are giving me a lesson in playwriting. Pray continue the argument. + When I enter with the imaginary scene of my new piece, you will, I trust, + ask me to remain to supper; you see I grudge the gentleman the pleasure of + your society for even an hour.” + </p> + <p> + “I will ask you to join us at the table, and then—well, then I have + a notion that between us we should have no great difficulty making our + friend drink a sufficient quantity of wine to cause him to make known all + his secrets to us, even as to where he keeps those precious letters of + his.” + </p> + <p> + Oliver's face did not exhibit any expression that the actress could + possibly interpret as a flattering tribute to her ingenuity—the fact + being that he was greatly disappointed at the result of her contriving. + Her design was on a level of ingenuity with that which might occur to a + romantic school miss. Of course the idea upon which it was founded had + formed the basis of more than one comedy—he had a notion that if + these comedies had not been written Mrs. Abing ton's scheme would not have + been so clearly defined. + </p> + <p> + She perceived the expression on his face and rightly interpreted it. + </p> + <p> + “What, sir!” she cried. “Do you fail to perceive the singular ingenuity of + my scheme? Nay, you must remember that 'tis my first attempt—not at + scheming, to be sure, but at inventing a design for a play.” + </p> + <p> + “I would not shrink from making use of your design if I were writing a + play, dear lady,” said he. “But then, you see, it would be in my power to + make my villain speak at the right moments and hold his peace at the right + moments. It would also be in my power to make him confess all that was + necessary for the situation. But alas! madam, it makes me sometimes quite + hopeless of Nature to find how frequently she disregards the most ordinary + precepts of art.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha! sir,” said the actress. “Nothing in this world is certain. I am a + poor moralist, but I recognise the fact, and make it the guide of my life. + At the same time I have noticed that, although one's carefully arranged + plans are daily thrown into terrible disorder by the slovenliness of the + actors to whom we assign certain parts and certain dialogue, yet in the + end nature makes even a more satisfactory drama out of the ruins of our + schemes than we originally designed. So, in this case, sir, I am not + without hope that even though our gentleman's lips remain sealed—nay, + even though our gentleman remain sober—a great calamity—we may + still be able to accomplish our purpose. You will keep your ears open and + I shall keep my eyes open, and it will be strange if between us we cannot + get the better of so commonplace a scoundrel.” + </p> + <p> + “I place myself unreservedly in your hands, madam,” said Oliver; “and I + can only repeat what you have said so well—namely, that even the + most clumsy of our schemes—which this one of yours certainly is not—may + become the basis of a most ingenious drama, designed and carried out by + that singularly adroit playwright, Destiny. And so I shall not fail you on + Thursday evening.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0023" id="link2HCH0023"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith for the + next few days felt very ill at ease. He had a consciousness of having + wasted a good deal of valuable time waiting upon Mrs. Abington and + discussing with her the possibility of accomplishing the purpose which he + had at heart; for he could not but perceive how shallow was the scheme + which she had devised for the undoing of Mary Horneck's enemy. He felt + that it would, after all, have been better for him to place himself in the + hands of the fencing-master whom Baretti had promised to find out for him, + and to do his best to run the scoundrel through the body, than to waste + his time listening to the crude scheme concocted by Mrs. Abington, in + close imitation of some third-class playwright. + </p> + <p> + He felt, however, that he had committed himself to the actress and her + scheme. It would be impossible for him to draw back after agreeing to join + her at supper on the Thursday night. But this fact did not prevent his + exercising his imagination with a view to find out some new plan for + obtaining possession of the letters. Thursday came, however, without + seeing him any further advanced in this direction than he had been when he + had first gone to the actress, and he began to feel that hopelessness + which takes the form of hoping for the intervention of some accident to + effect what ingenuity has failed to accomplish-Mrs. Abington had suggested + the possibility of such an accident taking place—in fact, she seemed + to rely rather upon the possibility of such an occurrence than upon the + ingenuity of her own scheme; and Oliver could not but think that she was + right in this respect. He had a considerable experience of life and its + vicissitudes, and he knew that when destiny was in a jesting mood the most + judicious and cunningly devised scheme may be overturned by an accident + apparently no less trivial than the raising of a hand, the fluttering of a + piece of lace, or the cry of a baby. + </p> + <p> + He had known of a horse's casting a shoe preventing a runaway match and a + vast amount of consequent misery, and he had heard of a shower of rain + causing a confirmed woman hater to take shelter in a doorway, where he met + a young woman who changed—for a time—all his ideas of the sex. + As he recalled these and other freaks of fate, he could not but feel that + Mrs. Abington was fully justified in her confidence in accident as a + factor in all human problems. But he was quite aware that hoping for an + accident is only another form of despair. + </p> + <p> + In the course of the day appointed by Mrs. Abington for her supper he met + Baretti, and reminded him of the promise he had made to find an Italian + fencing master and send him to Brick Court. + </p> + <p> + “What!” cried Baretti. “Have you another affair on your hands in addition + to that in which you have already been engaged? Psha! sir. You do not need + to be a swordsman in order to flog a bookseller.” + </p> + <p> + “I do not look forward to fighting booksellers,” said Goldsmith. “They + have stepped between me and starvation more than once.” + </p> + <p> + “Would any one of them have taken that step unless he was pretty certain + to make money by his philanthropy?” asked Baretti in his usual cynical + way. + </p> + <p> + “I cannot say,” replied Goldsmith. “I don't think that I can lay claim to + the mortifying reflection that I have enriched any bookseller. At any + rate, I do not mean ever to beat another.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis, then, a critic whom you mean to attack? If you have made up your + mind to kill a critic, I shall make it a point to find you the best + swordsman in Europe,” said Baretti. + </p> + <p> + “Do so, my friend,” said Goldsmith; “and when I succeed in killing a + critic, you shall have the first and second fingers of his right hand as a + memento.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall look for them—yes, in five years, for it will certainly + take that time to make you expert with a sword,” said the Italian. “And, + meantime, you may yourself be cut to pieces by even so indifferent a + fighter as Kenrick.” + </p> + <p> + “In such a case I promise to bequeath to you whatever bones of mine you + may take a fancy to have.” + </p> + <p> + “And I shall regard them with great veneration, being the relics of a + martyr—a man who did not fear to fight with dragons and other + unclean beasts. You may look for a visit from a skilful countryman of mine + within a week; only let me pray of you to be guided by his advice. If he + should say that it is wiser for you to beware the entrance to a quarrel, + as your poet has it, you will do well to accept his advice. I do not want + a poet's bones for my reliquary, though from all that I can hear one of + our friends would have no objection to a limb or two.” + </p> + <p> + “And who may that friend be?” + </p> + <p> + “You should be able to guess, sir. What! have you not been negotiating + with the booksellers for a life of Dr. Johnson?” + </p> + <p> + “Not I, sir. But, if I have been doing so, what then?” + </p> + <p> + “What then? Why, then you may count upon the eternal enmity of the little + Scotchman whom you once described not as a cur but only a bur. Sir, + Boswell robbed of his Johnson would be worse than—than——” + </p> + <p> + “A lioness robbed of her whelps?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, better say a she-bear robbed of her cubs, only that Johnson is the + bear and Boswell the cub. Boswell has been going about saying that you had + boasted to him of your intention to become Johnson's biographer; and the + best of the matter is that Johnson has entered with great spirit into the + jest and has kept his poor Bossy on thistles—reminiscent of his + native land—ever since.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith laughed, and told Baretti how he had occasion to get rid of + Boswell, and had done so by pretending that he meant to write a life of + Johnson. Baretti laughed and went on to describe how, on the previous + evening, Garrick had drawn on Boswell until the latter had imitated all + the animals in the farmyard, while narrating, for the thousandth time, his + first appearance in the pit of Drury Lane. Boswell had felt quite + flattered, Baretti said, when Garrick, making a judicial speech, which + every one present except Boswell perceived to be a fine piece of comedy, + said he felt constrained to reverse the judgment of the man in the pit who + had shouted: “Stick to the coo, mon!” On the whole, Garrick said, he + thought that, while Boswell's imitation of the cow was most admirable in + many respects, yet for naturalness it was his opinion—whatever it + might be worth—that the voice of the ass was that which Boswell was + most successful in attempting. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith knew that even Garrick's broadest buffoonery was on occasions + accepted by Boswell with all seriousness, and he had no hesitation in + believing Baretti's account of the party on the previous evening. + </p> + <p> + He went to Mrs. Abington's room at the theatre early in the night to + inquire if she had made any change in her plans respecting the supper, and + he found that the lady had come to think as poorly of the scheme which she + had invented as he did. She had even abandoned her idea of inducing the + man to confess, when in a state of intoxication, where he was in the habit + of keeping the letters. + </p> + <p> + “These fellows are sometimes desperately suspicious when in their cups,” + said she; “and I fear that at the first hint of our purpose he may become + dumb, no matter how boldly he may have been talking previously. If he + suspects that you have a desire to obtain the letters, you may say + farewell to the chance of worming anything out of him regarding them.” + </p> + <p> + “What then is to be gained by our supping with him?” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Why, you are brought into contact with him,” she replied. “You will then + be in a position, if you cultivate a friendship with him, to take him + unawares upon some occasion, and so effect your purpose. Great? heavens, + sir! one cannot expect to take a man by storm, so to speak—one + cannot hope to meet a clever scoundrel for half an hour-in the evening, + and then walk away with all his secrets. You may have to be with this + fellow every day for a month or two before you get a chance of putting the + letters into your pocket.” + </p> + <p> + “I'll hope for better luck than that,” said Oliver. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, with good luck one can accomplish anything,” said she. “But good luck + is just one of the things that cannot be arranged for even by the + cleverest people.” + </p> + <p> + “That is where men are at a disadvantage in striving with destiny,” said + Goldsmith. “But I think that any man who succeeds in having Mrs. Abington + as his ally must be regarded as the most fortunate of his sex.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir, wait for another month before you compliment me,” said she. + </p> + <p> + “Madam,” said he, “I am not complimenting you, but myself. I will take + your advice and reserve my compliments to you for—well, no, not a + month; if I can put them off for a week I shall feel that I have done very + well.” + </p> + <p> + As he made his bow and left her, he could not help feeling more strongly + that he had greatly overrated the advantages to be derived from an + alliance with Mrs. Abington when his object was to get the better of an + adroit scoundrel. He had heard—nay, he had written—of the + wiles of women, and yet the first time that he had an opportunity of + testing a woman's wiles he found that he had been far too generous in his + estimate of their value. + </p> + <p> + It was with no little trepidation that he went to the Shakespeare tavern + at supper time and inquired for Mrs. Abington. He had a roll of manuscript + in his hand, according to agreement, and he desired the waiter to inform + the lady that he would not keep her for long. He was very fluent up to + this point; but he was uncertain how he would behave when he found himself + face to face with the man who had made the life of Mary Horneck miserable. + He wondered if he would be able to restrain his impulse to fly at the + scoundrel's throat. + </p> + <p> + When, however, the waiter returned with a message from Mrs. Abington that + she would see Dr. Goldsmith in the supper room, and he ascended the stairs + to that apartment, he felt quite at his ease. He had nerved himself to + play a part, and he was convinced that the rôle was not beyond his powers. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Abington, at the moment of his entrance, was lying back in her chair + laughing, apparently at a story which was being told to her by her <i>vis-à -vis</i>, + for he was leaning across the table, with his elbow resting upon it and + one expressive finger upraised to give emphasis to the points of his + narrative. + </p> + <p> + When Goldsmith appeared, the actress nodded to him familiarly, pleasantly, + but did not allow her attention to be diverted from the story which + Captain Jackson was telling to her. Goldsmith paused with his fingers + still on the handle of the door. He knew that the most inopportune + entrance that a man can make upon another is when the other is in the act + of telling a story to an appreciative audience—say, a beautiful + actress in a gown that allows her neck and shoulders to be seen to the + greatest advantage and does not interfere with the ebb and flow of that + roseate tide, with its gracious ripples and delicate wimplings, rising and + falling between the porcelain of her throat and the curve of the ivory of + her shoulders. + </p> + <p> + The man did not think it worth his while to turn around in recognition of + Goldsmith's entrance; he finished his story and received Mrs. Abington's + tribute of a laugh as a matter of course. Then he turned his head round as + the visitor ventured to take a step or two toward the table, bowing + profusely—rather too profusely for the part he was playing, the + artistic perception of the actress told her. + </p> + <p> + “Ha, my little author!” cried the man at the table with the swagger of a + patron. + </p> + <p> + “You are true to the tradition of the craft of scribblers—the best + time for putting in an appearance is when supper has just been served.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir,” said Goldsmith, “we poor devils are forced to wait upon the + convenience of our betters.” + </p> + <p> + “Strike me dumb, sir, if 'tis not a pity you do not await their + convenience in an ante-room—ay, or the kitchen. I have heard that + the scribe and the cook usually become the best of friends. You poets + write best of broken hearts when you are sustained by broken victuals.” + </p> + <p> + “For shame, Captain!” cried Mrs Abington. “Dr. Goldsmith is a man as well + as a poet. He has broken heads before now.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0024" id="link2HCH0024"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>aptain Jackson + laughed heartily at so quaint an idea, throwing himself back in his chair + and pointing a contemptuous thumb at Oliver, who had advanced to the side + of the actress, assuming the deprecatory smile of the bookseller's hack. + He played the part very indifferently, the lady perceived. + </p> + <p> + “Faith, my dear,” laughed the Captain, “I would fain believe that he is a + terrible person for a poet, for, by the Lord, he nearly had his head broke + by me on the first night that you went to the Pantheon; and I swear that I + never crack a skull unless it be that of a person who is accustomed to + spread terror around.” + </p> + <p> + “Some poets' skulls, sir, are not so easily cracked,” said Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + “Nay, my dear madam,” cried her <i>vis-à -vis</i>, “you must pardon me for + saying that I do not think you express your meaning with any great + exactness. I take it that you mean, madam, that on the well known kitchen + principle that cracked objects last longer than others, a poet's pate, + being cracked originally, survives the assaults that would overcome a + sound head.” + </p> + <p> + “I meant nothing like that, Captain,” said Mrs. Abington. Then she turned + to Goldsmith, who stood by, fingering his roll of manuscript. “Come, Dr. + Goldsmith,” she cried, “seat yourself by me, and partake of supper. I vow + that I will not even glance at that act of your new play which I perceive + you have brought to me, until we have supped.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, madam,” stuttered Goldsmith; “I have already had my humble meal; + still——” + </p> + <p> + He glanced from the dishes on the table to Captain Jackson, who gave a + hoarse laugh, crying— + </p> + <p> + “Ha, I wondered if the traditions of the trade were about to be violated + by our most admirable Doctor. I thought it likely that he would allow + himself to be persuaded. But I swear that he has no regard for the romance + which he preaches, or else he would not form the third at a party. Has he + never heard that the third in a party is the inevitable kill-joy?” + </p> + <p> + “You wrong my friend Dr. Goldsmith, Captain,” said the actress in smiling + remonstrance that seemed to beg of him to take an indulgent view of the + poet's weakness. “You wrong him, sir. Dr. Goldsmith is a man of parts. He + is a wit as well as a poet, and he will not stay very long; will you, Dr. + Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + She acted the part so well that but for the side glance which she cast at + him, Goldsmith might have believed her to be in earnest. For his own part + he was acting to perfection the rôle of the hack author who was patronised + till he found himself in the gutter. He could only smile in a sickly way + as he laid down his hat beside a chair over which Jackson's cloak was + flung, and placed in it the roll of manuscript, preparatory to seating + himself. + </p> + <p> + “Madam, I am your servant,” he murmured; “Sir, I am your most obedient to + command. I feel the honour of being permitted to sup in such distinguished + company.” + </p> + <p> + “And so you should, sir,” cried Captain Jackson as the waiter bustled + about, laying a fresh plate and glass, “so you should. Your grand patrons, + my little friend, though they may make a pretence of saving you from + slaughter by taking your quarrel on their shoulders, are not likely to + feed you at their own table. Lord, how that piece of antiquity, General + Oglethorpe, swag gered across the porch at the Pantheon when I had half a + mind to chastise you for your clumsiness in almost knocking me over! May I + die, sir, if I wasn't at the brink of teaching the General a lesson which + he would have remembered to his dying hour—his dying hour—that + is to say, for exactly four minutes after I had drawn upon him.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith is fortunate in his friends,” said Mrs. Abington. “But + I hope that in future, Captain, he may reckon on your sword being drawn on + his behalf, and not turned against him and his friends.” + </p> + <p> + “If you are his friend, my dear Mrs. Abington, he may count upon me, I + swear,” cried the Captain bowing over the table. + </p> + <p> + “Good,” she said. “And so I call upon you to drink to his health—a + bumper, sir, a bumper!” + </p> + <p> + The Captain showed no reluctance to pay the suggested compliment. With an + air of joviality he filled his large glass up to the brim and drained it + with a good-humoured, half-patronising motion in the direction of + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Hang him!” he cried, when he had wiped his lips, “I bear Goldsmith no + malice for his clumsiness in the porch of the Pantheon. 'Sdeath, madam, + shall the man who led a company of his Majesty's regulars in charge after + charge upon the American rebels, refuse to drink to the health of a little + man who tinkles out his rhymes as the man at the raree show does his + bells? Strike me blind, deaf and dumb, if I am not magnanimous to my + heart's core. I'll drink his health again if you challenge me.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Captain,” said the lady, “I'll be magnanimous, too, and refrain from + challenging you. I sadly fear that you have been drinking too many healths + during the day, sir.” + </p> + <p> + “What mean you by that, madam?” he cried. “Do you suggest that I cannot + carry my liquor with the best men at White's? If you were a man, and you + gave a hint in that direction, by the Lord, it would be the last that you + would have a chance of offering.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, nay, sir! I meant not that,” said the actress hastily. “I will prove + to you that I meant it not by challenging you to drink to Dr. Goldsmith's + new comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “Now you are very much my dear,” said Jackson, half-emptying the brandy + decanter into his glass and adding only a thimbleful of water. “Yes, your + confidence in me wipes out the previous affront. 'Sblood, madam, shall it + be said that Dick Jackson, whose name made the American rebels—curse + 'em!—turn as green as their own coats—shall it be said that + Dick Jackson, of whom the rebel Colonel—Washington his name is—George + Washington”—he had considerable difficulty over the name—“is + accustomed to say to this day, 'Give me a hundred men—not men, but + lions, like that devil Dick Jackson, and I'll sweep his Majesty's forces + into the Potomac'—shall it be said that—that—what the + devil was I about to say—shall it be said?—never mind—here's + to the health of Colonel Washington!” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, we cannot drink to one of the King's enemies,” said Mrs. + Abington, rising. “'Twere scandalous, indeed, to do so in this place; and, + sir, you still wear the King's uniform.” + </p> + <p> + “The devil take the King's uniform!” shouted the man. “The devils of + rebels are taking a good many coats of that uniform, and let me tell you, + madam, that—nay, you must not leave the table until the toast is + drank——” Mrs. Abington having risen, had walked across the + room and seated herself on the chair over which Captain Jackson had flung + his cloak. + </p> + <p> + “Hold, sir,” cried Goldsmith, dropping his knife and fork with a clatter + upon his plate that made the other man give a little jump. “Hold, sir, I + perceive that you are on the side of freedom, and I would feel honoured by + your permission to drink the toast that you propose. Here's success to the + cause that will triumph in America.” Jackson, who was standing at the + table with his glass in his hand, stared at him with the smile of a + half-intoxicated man. He had just enough intelligence remaining to make + him aware that there was something ambiguous in Goldsmith's toast. + </p> + <p> + “It sounds all right,” he muttered as if he were trying to convince + himself that his suspicions of ambiguity were groundless. “It sounds all + right, and yet, strike me dizzy! if it wouldn't work both ways! Ha, my + little poet,” he continued. “I'm glad to see that you are a man. Drink, + sir—drink to the success of the cause in America.” Goldsmith got + upon his feet and raised his glass—it contained only a light wine. + </p> + <p> + “Success to it!” he cried, and he watched Captain Jackson drain his third + tumbler of brandy. + </p> + <p> + “Hark ye, my little poet!” whispered the latter very huskily, lurching + across the table, and failing to notice that his hostess had not returned + to her place. “Hark ye, sir! Cornwallis thought himself a general of + generals. He thought when he courtmartialled me and turned me out of the + regiment, sending me back to England in a foul hulk from Boston port, that + he had got rid of me. He'll find out that he was mistaken, sir, and that + one of these days——Mum's the word, mind you! If you open your + lips to any human being about this, I'll cut you to pieces. I'll flay you + alive! Washington is no better than Cornwallis, let me tell you. What + message did he send me when he heard that I was ready to blow Cornwallis's + brains out and march my company across the Potomac? I ask you, sir, man to + man—though a poet isn't quite a man—but that's my generosity. + Said Washy—Washy—Wishy—Washy—— Washington: + 'Cornwallis's brains have been such valuable allies to the colonists, + Colonel Washington would regard as his enemy any man who would make the + attempt to curtail their capacity for blundering.' That's the message I + got from Washington, curse him! But the Colonel isn't everybody. Mark me, + my friend—whatever your name is—I've got letters—letters——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, you have letters—where?” cried Goldsmith, in the + confidential whisper that the other had assumed. + </p> + <p> + The man who was leaning across the table stared at him hazily, and then + across his face there came the cunning look of the more than + half-intoxicated. He straightened himself as well as he could in his + chair, and then swayed limply backward and forward, laughing. + </p> + <p> + “Letters—oh, yes—plenty of letters—but where?—where?—that's + my own matter—a secret,” he murmured in vague tones. “The government + would give a guinea or two for my letters—one of them came from + Mount Vernon itself, Mr.—whatever your name maybe—and if you + went to Mr. Secretary and said to him, 'Mr. Secretary'”—he + pronounced the word “Secrary”—“'I know that Dick Jackson is a + rebel,' and Mr. Secretary says, 'Where are the letters to prove it?' where + would you be, my clever friend? No, sir, my brains are not like + Cornwallis's, drunk or sober. Hallo, where's the lady?” + </p> + <p> + He seemed suddenly to recollect where he was. He straightened himself as + well as he could, and looked sleepily across the room. + </p> + <p> + “I'm here,” cried Mrs. Abington, leaving the chair, across the back of + which Jackson's coat was thrown. “I am here, sir; but I protest I shall + not take my place at the table again while treason is in the air.” + </p> + <p> + “Treason, madam? Who talks of treason?” cried the man with a lurch forward + and a wave of the hand. “Madam, I'm shocked—quite shocked! I wear + the King's coat, though that cloak is my own—my own, and all that it + contains—all that——” + </p> + <p> + His voice died away in a drunken fashion as he stared across the room at + his cloak. Goldsmith saw an expression of suspicion come over his face; he + saw him straighten himself and walk with an affectation of steadiness that + only emphasised his intoxicated lurches, to the chair where the cloak lay. + He saw him lift up the cloak and run his hand down the lining until he + came to a pocket. With eager eyes he saw him extract from the pocket a + leathern wallet, and with a sigh of relief slip it furtively into the + bosom of his long waistcoat, where, apparently, there was another packet. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith glanced toward Mrs. Abington. She was sitting leaning over her + chair with a finger on her lips, and the same look of mischief that Sir + Joshua Reynolds transferred to his picture of her as “Miss Prue.” She gave + a glance of smiling intelligence at Oliver, as Jackson laughed coarsely, + saying huskily— + </p> + <p> + “A handkerchief—I thought I had left my handkerchief in the pocket + of my cloak, and 'tis as well to make sure—that's my motto. And now, + my charmer, you will see that I'm not a man to dally with treason, for + I'll challenge you in a bumper to the King's most excellent Majesty. Fill + up your glass, madam; fill up yours, too, Mr.—Mr. Killjoy, we'll + call you, for what the devil made you show your ugly face here the fiend + only knows. Mrs. Baddeley and I are the best of good friends. Isn't that + the truth, sweet Mrs. Baddeley? Come, drink to my toast—whatever it + may be—or, by the Lord, I'll run you through the vitals!” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith hastened to pass the man the decanter with whatever brandy + remained in it, and in another instant the decanter was empty and the + man's glass was full. Goldsmith was on his feet with uplifted glass before + Jackson had managed to raise himself, by the aid of a heavy hand on the + table, into a standing attitude, murmuring— + </p> + <p> + “Drink, sir! drink to my lovely friend there, the voluptuous Mrs. + Baddeley. My dear Mrs. Baddeley, I have the honour to welcome you to my + table, and to drink to your health, dear madam.” + </p> + <p> + He swallowed the contents of the tumbler—his fourth since he had + entered the room—and the next instant he had fallen in a heap into + his chair, drenched by the contents of Mrs. Abington's glass. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0315.jpg" alt="0315 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0315.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + “That is how I accept your toast of Mrs. Baddeley, sir,” she cried, + standing at the head of the table with the dripping glass still in her + hand. “You drunken sot! not to be able to distinguish between me and + Sophia Baddeley! I can stand the insult no longer. Take yourself out of my + room, sir!” + </p> + <p> + She gave the broad ribbon of the bell such a pull as nearly brought it + down. Goldsmith having started up, stood with amazement on his face + watching her, while the other man also stared at her through his drunken + stupour, his jaw fallen. + </p> + <p> + Not a word was spoken until the waiter entered the room. + </p> + <p> + “Call a hackney coach immediately for that gentleman,” said the actress, + pointing to the man who alone remained—for the best of reasons—seated. + </p> + <p> + “A coach? Certainly, madam,” said the waiter, withdrawing with a bow. + </p> + <p> + “Dr. Goldsmith,” resumed Mrs. Abington, “may I beg of you to have the + goodness to see that person to his lodgings and to pay the cost of the + hackney-coach? He is not entitled to that consideration, but I have a wish + to treat him more generously than he deserves. His address is Whetstone + Park, I think we may assume; and so I leave you, sir.” + </p> + <p> + * She walked from the room with her chin in the air, both of the men + watching her with such surprise as prevented either of them from uttering + a word. It was only when she had gone that it occurred to Goldsmith that + she was acting her part admirably—that she had set herself to give + him an opportunity of obtaining possession of the wallet which she, as + well as he, had seen Jackson transfer from the pocket of his cloak to that + of his waistcoat. Surely he should have no great difficulty in extracting + the bundle from the man's pocket when in the coach. + </p> + <p> + “They're full of their whimsies, these wenches,” were the first words + spoken, with a free wave of an arm, by the man who had failed in his + repeated attempts to lift himself out of his chair. “What did I say?—what + did I do to cause that spitfire to behave like that? I feel hurt, sir, + more deeply hurt than I can express, at her behaviour. What's her name—I'm + not sure if she was Mrs. Abington or Mrs. Baddeley? Anyhow, she insulted + me grossly—me, sir—me, an officer who has charged his + Majesty's rebels in the plantations of Virginia, where the Potomac flows + down to the sea. But they're all alike. I could tell you a few stories + about them, sir, that would open your eyes, for I have been their darling + always.” Here he began to sing a tavern song in a loud but husky tone, for + the brandy had done its work very effectively, and he had now reached what + might be called—somewhat paradoxically—the high-water mark of + intoxication. He was still singing when the waiter re-entered the room to + announce that a hackney carriage was waiting at the door of the tavern. + </p> + <p> + At the announcement the drunken man made a grab for a decanter and flung + it at the waiter's head. It missed that mark, however, and crashed among + the plates which were still on the table, and in a moment the landlord and + a couple of his barmen were in the room and on each side of Jackson. He + made a poor show of resistance when they pinioned his arms and pushed him + down the stairs and lifted him into the hackney-coach. The landlord and + his assistants were accustomed to deal with promptitude with such persons, + and they had shut the door of the coach before Goldsmith reached the + street. + </p> + <p> + “Hold on, sir,” he cried, “I am accompanying that gentleman to his + lodging.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, Doctor,” whispered the landlord, who was a friend of his, “the + fellow is a brawler—he will involve you in a quarrel before you + reach the Strand.” + </p> + <p> + “Nevertheless, I will go, my friend,” said Oliver. “The lady has laid it + upon me as a duty, and I must obey her at all hazards.” + </p> + <p> + He got into the coach, and shouted out the address to the driver. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0025" id="link2HCH0025"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXV. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he instant he had + seated himself he found to his amazement that the man beside him was fast + asleep. To look at him lying in a heap on the cushions one might have + fancied that he had been sleeping for hours rather than minutes, so + composed was he. Even the jolting of the starting coach made no impression + upon him. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith perceived that the moment for which he had been longing had + arrived. He felt that if he meant to get the letters into his possession + he must act at once. + </p> + <p> + He passed his hand over the man's waistcoat, and had no difficulty in + detecting the exact whereabouts of the packet which he coveted. All he had + to do was to unbutton the waistcoat, thrust his hand into the pocket, and + then leave the coach while it was still in motion. + </p> + <p> + The moment that he touched the first button, however, the man shifted his + position, and awoke, putting his hand, as if mechanically, to his breast + to feel that the wallet was still there. Then he straightened himself in + some measure and began to mumble, apparently being quite unaware of the + fact that some one was seated beside him. + </p> + <p> + “Dear madam, you do me great honour,” he said, and then gave a little + hiccupping laugh. “Great honour, I swear; but if you were to offer me all + the guineas in the treasure chest of the regiment I would not give you the + plan of the fort. No, madam, I am a man of honour, and I hold the + documents for Colonel Washington. Oh, the fools that girls are to put pen + to paper! But if she was a fool she did not write the letters to a fool. + Oh, no, no! I would accept no price for them—no price whatever + except your own fair self. Come to me, my charmer, at sunset, and they + shall be yours; yes, with a hundred guineas, or I print them. Oh, Ned, my + lad, there's no honester way of living than by selling a wench her own + letters. No, no; Ned, I'll not leave 'em behind me in the drawer, in case + of accidents. I'll carry 'em about with me in case of accidents, for I + know how sharp you are, dear Ned; and so when I had 'em in the pocket of + my cloak I thought it as well to transfer 'em—in case of accidents, + Ned—to my waistcoat, sir. Ay, they're here! here, my friend! and + here they'll stay till Colonel Washington hands me over his dollars for + them.” + </p> + <p> + Then he slapped his breast, and laughed the horrible laugh of a drunken + man whose hallucination is that he is the shrewdest fellow alive. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith caught every word of his mumblings, and from the way he referred + to the letters, came to the conclusion that the scoundrel had not only + tried to levy blackmail on Mary Horneck, but had been endeavouring to sell + the secrets of the King's forces to the American rebels. Goldsmith had, + however, no doubt that the letters which he was desirous of getting into + his hands were those which the man had within his waistcoat. His belief in + this direction did not, however, assist him to devise a plan for + transferring the letters from the place where they reposed to his own + pocket. + </p> + <p> + The coach jolted over the uneven roads on its way to the notorious + Whetstone Park, but all the jolting failed to prevent the operation of the + brandy which the man had drank, for once again he fell asleep, his fingers + remaining between the buttons of his waistcoat, so that it would be quite + impossible for even the most adroit pickpocket, which Goldsmith could not + claim to be, to open the garment. + </p> + <p> + He felt the vexation of the moment very keenly. The thought that the + packet which he coveted was only a few inches from his hand, and yet that + it was as unattainable as though it were at the summit of Mont Blanc, was + maddening; but he felt that he would be foolish to make any more attempts + to effect his purpose. The man would be certain to awake, and Goldsmith + knew that, intoxicated though he was, he was strong enough to cope with + three men of his (Goldsmith's) physique. + </p> + <p> + Gregory's Court, which led into Whetstone Park, was too narrow to admit so + broad a vehicle as a hackney-coach, so the driver pulled up at the + entrance in Holborn near the New Turnstile, just under an alehouse lamp. + Goldsmith was wondering if his obligation to Mrs. Abington's guest did not + end here, when the light of the lamp showed the man to be wide awake, and + he really seemed comparatively sober. It was only when he spoke that he + showed himself, by the huskiness of his voice, to be very far from sober. + </p> + <p> + “Good Lord!” he cried, “how do I come to be here? Who the devil may you + be, sirrah? Oh, I remember! You're the poet. She insulted me—grossly + insulted me—turned me out of the tavern. And you insulted me, too, + you rascal, coming with me in my coach, as if I was drunk, and needed you + to look after me. Get out, you scoundrel, or I'll crack your skull for + you. Can't you see that this is Gregory's Court?” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith eyed the ruffian for a moment. He was debating if it might not + be better to spring upon him, and make at least a straightforward attempt + to obtain the wallet. The result of his moment's consideration of the + question was to cause him to turn away from the fellow and open the door. + He was in the act of telling the driver that he would take the coach on to + the Temple, when Jackson stepped out, shaking the vehicle on its leathern + straps, and staggered a few yards in the direction of the turnstile. At + the same instant a man hastily emerged from the entrance to the court, + almost coming in collision with Jackson. + </p> + <p> + “You cursed, clumsy lout!” shouted the latter, swinging, half-way round as + the man passed. In a second the stranger stopped, and faced the other. + </p> + <p> + “You low ruffian!” he said. “You cheated me last night, and left me to + sleep in the fields; but my money came to me to-day, and I've been waiting + for you. Take that, you scoundrel—and that—and that——” + </p> + <p> + He struck Jackson a blow to right and left, and then one straight on the + forehead, which felled him to the ground. He gave the man a kick when he + fell, and then turned about and ran, for the watchman was coming up the + street, and half a dozen of the passers-by gave an alarm. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith shouted out, “Follow him—follow the murderer!” pointing + wildly in the direction taken by the stranger. + </p> + <p> + In another instant he was leaning over the prostrate man, and making a + pretence to feel his heart. He tore open his waistcoat. Putting in his + hand, he quickly abstracted the wallet, and bending right over the body in + order to put his hand to the man's chest, he, with much more adroitness + than was necessary—for outside the sickly gleam of the lamp all the + street was in darkness—slipped the wallet into his other hand and + then under his coat. + </p> + <p> + A few people had by this time been drawn to the spot by the alarm which + had been given, and some inquired if the man were dead, and if he had been + run through with a sword. + </p> + <p> + “It was a knock-down blow,” said Goldsmith, still leaning over the + prostrate man; “and being a doctor, I can honestly say that no great harm + has been done. The fellow is as drunk as if he had been soused in a beer + barrel. A dash of water in his face will go far to bring about his + recovery. Ah, he is recovering already.” + </p> + <p> + He had scarcely spoken before he felt himself thrown violently back, + almost knocking down two of the bystanders, for the man had risen to a + sitting posture, asking him, with an oath, as he flung him back, what he + meant by choking him. + </p> + <p> + A roar of laughter came from the people in the street as Goldsmith picked + up his hat and straightened his sword, saying— + </p> + <p> + “Gentlemen, I think that a man who is strong enough to treat his physician + in that way has small need of his services. I thought the fellow might be + seriously hurt, but I have changed my mind on that point recently; and so + good-night. Souse him copiously with water should he relapse. By a casual + savour of him I should say that he is not used to water.” + </p> + <p> + He re-entered the coach and told the driver to proceed to the Temple, and + as rapidly as possible, for he was afraid that the man, on completely + recovering from the effects of the blow that had stunned him, would miss + his wallet and endeavour to overtake the coach. He was greatly relieved + when he reached the lodge of his friend Ginger, the head porter, and he + paid the driver with a liberality that called down upon him a torrent of + thanks. + </p> + <p> + As he went up the stairs to his chambers he could scarcely refrain from + cheering. In his hand he carried the leathern wallet, and he had no doubt + that it contained the letters which he hoped to place in the hands of his + dear Jessamy Bride, who, he felt, had alone understood him—had alone + trusted him with the discharge of a knightly task. + </p> + <p> + He closed his oaken outer door and forced up the wick of the lamp in his + room. With trembling fingers by the light of its rays he unclasped the + wallet and extracted its contents. He devoured the pages with his eyes, + and then both wallet and papers fell from his hands. He dropped into a + chair with an exclamation of wonder and dismay. The papers which he had + taken from the wallet were those which, following the instructions of Mrs. + Abington, he had brought with him to the tavern, pretending that they were + the act of the comedy which he had to read to the actress! + </p> + <p> + He remained for a long time in the chair into which he had fallen. He was + utterly stupefied. Apart from the shock of his disappointment, the + occurrence was so mysterious as to deprive him of the power of thought. He + could only gaze blankly down at the empty wallet and the papers, covered + with his own handwriting, which he had picked up from his own desk before + starting for the tavern. + </p> + <p> + What did it all mean? How on earth had those papers found their way into + the wallet? + </p> + <p> + Those were the questions which he had to face, but for which, after an + hour's consideration, he failed to find an answer. + </p> + <p> + He recollected distinctly having seen the expression of suspicion come + over the man's face when he saw Mrs. Abington sitting on the chair over + which his cloak was hanging; and when she had returned to the table, + Jackson had staggered to the cloak, and running his hand down the lining + until he had found the pocket, furtively took from it the wallet, which he + transferred to the pocket on the inner side of his waistcoat. He had had + no time—at least, so Goldsmith thought—to put the sham act of + the play into the wallet; and yet he felt that the man must have done so + unseen by the others in the room, or how could the papers ever have been + in the wallet? + </p> + <p> + Great heavens! The man must only have been shamming intoxication the + greater part of the night! He must have had so wide an experience of the + craft of men and the wiles of women as caused him to live in a condition + of constant suspicion of both men and women. He had clearly suspected Mrs. + Abington's invitation to supper, and had amused himself at the expense of + the actress and her other guest. He had led them both on, and had fooled + them to the top of his bent, just when they were fancying that they were + entrapping him. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith felt that, indeed, he at least had been a fool, and, as usual, + he had attained the summit of his foolishness just when he fancied he was + showing himself to be especially astute. He had chuckled over his + shrewdness in placing himself in the hands of a woman to the intent that + he might defeat the ends of the scoundrel who threatened Mary Horneck's + happiness, but now it was Jackson who was chuckling-Jackson, who had + doubtless been watching with amused interest the childish attempts made by + Mrs. Abington to entrap him. + </p> + <p> + How glibly she had talked of entrapping him! She had even gone the length + of quoting Shakespeare; she was one of those people who fancy that when + they have quoted Shakespeare they have said the last word on any subject. + But when the time came for her to cease talking and begin to act, she had + failed. She had proved to him that he had been a fool to place himself in + her hands, hoping she would be able to help him. + </p> + <p> + He laughed bitterly at his own folly. The consciousness of having failed + would have been bitter enough by itself, but now to it was added the + consciousness of having been laughed at by the man of whom he was trying + to get the better. + </p> + <p> + What was there now left for him to do? Nothing except to go to Mary, and + tell her that she had been wrong in entrusting her cause to him. She + should have entrusted it to Colonel Gwyn, or some man who would have been + ready to help her and capable of helping her—some man with a + knowledge of men—some man of resource, not one who was a mere weaver + of fictions, who was incapable of dealing with men except on paper. + Nothing was left for him but to tell her this, and to see Colonel Gwyn + achieve success where he had achieved only the most miserable of failures. + </p> + <p> + He felt that he was as foolish as a man who had built for himself a house + of cards, and had hoped to dwell in it happily for the rest of his life, + whereas the fabric had not survived the breath of the first breeze that + had swept down upon it. + </p> + <p> + He felt that, after the example which he had just had of the diabolical + cunning of the man with whom he had been contesting, it would be worse + than useless for him to hope to be of any help to Mary Horneck. He had + already wasted more than a week of valuable time. He could, at least, + prevent any more being wasted by going to Mary and telling her how great a + mistake she had made in being over-generous to him. She should never have + made such a friend of him. Dr. Johnson had been right when he said that + he, Oliver Goldsmith, had taken advantage of the gracious generosity of + the girl and her family. He felt that it was his vanity that had led him + to undertake on Mary's behalf a task for which he was utterly unsuited; + and only the smallest consolation was allowed to him in the reflection + that his awakening had come before it was too late. He had not been led + away to confess to Mary all that was in his heart. She had been saved the + unhappiness which that confession would bring to a nature so full of + feeling as hers. And he had been saved the mortification of the thought + that he had caused her pain. + </p> + <p> + The dawn was embroidering with its floss the early foliage of the trees of + the Temple before he went to his bed-room, and another hour had passed + before he fell asleep. + </p> + <p> + He did not awake until the clock had chimed the hour of ten, and he found + that his man had already brought to the table at his bedside the letters + which had come for him in the morning. He turned them over with but a + languid amount of interest. There was a letter from Griffiths, the + bookseller; another from Garrick, relative to the play which Goldsmith had + promised him; a third, a fourth and a fifth were from men who begged the + loan of varying sums for varying periods. The sixth was apparently, from + its shape and bulk, a manuscript—one of the many which were + submitted to him by men who called him their brother-poet. He turned it + over, and perceived that it had not come through the post. That fact + convinced him that it was a manuscript, most probably an epic poem, or + perhaps a tragedy in verse, which the writer might think he could get + accepted at Drury Lane by reason of his friendship with Garrick. + </p> + <p> + He let this parcel lie on the table until he had dressed, and only when at + the point of sitting down to breakfast did he break the seals. The instant + he had done so he gave a cry of surprise, for he found that the parcel + contained a number of letters addressed in Mary Horneck's handwriting to a + certain Captain Jackson at a house in the Devonshire village where she had + been staying the previous summer. + </p> + <p> + On the topmost letter there was a scrap of paper, bearing a scrawl from + Mrs. Abing ton—the spelling as well as the writing was hers— + </p> + <p> + “'Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.' These are a few feathers + pluckt from our hawke, hoping that they will be a feather in the capp of + dear Dr. Goldsmith.” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0026" id="link2HCH0026"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e was so greatly + amazed he could only sit looking mutely at the scattered letters on the + table in front of him. He was even more amazed at finding them there than + he had been the night before at not finding them in the wallet which he + had taken from Jackson's waistcoat. He thought he had arrived at a + satisfactory explanation as to how he had come to find within the wallet + the sheets of manuscript which he had had in his hand on entering the + supper room; but how was he to account for the appearance of the letters + in this parcel which he had received from Mrs. Abington? + </p> + <p> + So perplexed was he that he failed for sometime to grasp the truth—to + appreciate what was meant by the appearance of those letters on his table. + But so soon as it dawned upon him that they meant safety and happiness to + Mary, he sprang from his seat and almost shouted for joy. She was saved. + He had checkmated the villain who had sought her ruin and who had the + means to accomplish it, too. It was his astuteness that had caused him to + go to Mrs. Abington and ask for her help in accomplishing the task with + which he had been entrusted. He had, after all, not been mistaken in + applying to a woman to help him to defeat the devilish scheme of a + pitiless ruffian, and Mary Horneck had not been mistaken when she had + singled him out to be her champion, though all men and most women would + have ridiculed the idea of his assuming the rôle of a knight-errant. + </p> + <p> + His elation at that moment was in proportion to his depression, his + despair, his humiliation when he had last been in his room. His nature + knew nothing but extremes. Before retiring to his chamber in the early + morning, he had felt that life contained nothing but misery for him; but + now he felt that a future of happiness was in store for him—his + imagination failed to set any limits to the possibility of his future + happiness. He laughed at the thought of how he had resolved to go to Mary + and advise her to intrust her cause to Colonel Gwyn. The thought of + Colonel Gwyn convulsed him just now. With all his means, could Colonel + Gwyn have accomplished all that he, Oliver Goldsmith, had accomplished? + </p> + <p> + He doubted it. Colonel Gwyn might be a good sort of fellow in spite of his + formal manner, his army training, and his incapacity to see a jest, but it + was doubtful if he could have brought to a successful conclusion so + delicate an enterprise as that which he—Goldsmith—had + accomplished. Gwyn would most likely have scorned to apply to Mrs. + Abington to help him, and that was just where he would have made a huge + mistake. Any man who thought to get the better of the devil without the + aid of a woman was a fool. He felt more strongly convinced of the truth of + this as he stood with his back to the fire in his grate than he had been + when he had found the wallet containing only his own manuscript. The + previous half-hour had naturally changed his views of man and woman and + Providence and the world. + </p> + <p> + When he had picked up the letters and locked them in his desk, he ate some + breakfast, wondering all the while by what means Mrs. Abington had + obtained those precious writings; and after giving the matter an hour's + thought, he came to the conclusion that she must have felt the wallet in + the pocket of the man's cloak when she had left the table pretending to be + shocked at the disloyal expressions of her guest—she must have felt + the wallet and have contrived to extract the letters from it, substituting + for them the sham act of the play which excused his entrance to the + supper-room. + </p> + <p> + The more he thought over the matter, the more convinced he became that the + wily lady had effected her purpose in the way, he conjectured. He + recollected that she had been for a considerable time on the chair with + the cloak—much longer than was necessary for Jackson to drink the + treasonable toast; and when she returned to the table, it was only to turn + him out of the room upon a very shallow pretext. What a fool he had been + to fancy that she was in a genuine passion when she had flung her glass of + wine in the face of her guest because he had addressed her as Mrs. + Baddeley! + </p> + <p> + He had been amazed at the anger displayed by her in regard to that + particular incident, but later he had thought it possible that she had + acted the part of a jealous woman to give him a better chance of getting + the wallet out of the man's waistcoat pocket. Now, however, he clearly + perceived that her anxiety was to get out of the room in order to place + the letters beyond the man's hands. + </p> + <p> + Once again he laughed, saying out loud— + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I was right—a woman's wiles only are superior to the strategy + of a devil!” + </p> + <p> + Then he became more contemplative. The most joyful hour of his life was at + hand. He asked himself how his dear Jessamy Bride would receive the + letters which he was about to take to her. He did not think of himself in + connection with her gratitude. He left himself altogether out of + consideration in this matter. He only thought of how the girl's face would + lighten—how the white roses which he had last seen on her cheeks + would change to red when he put the letters into her hand, and she felt + that she was safe. + </p> + <p> + That was the reward for which he looked. He knew that he would feel + bitterly disappointed if he failed to see the change of the roses on her + face—if he failed to hear her fill the air with the music of her + laughter. And then—then she would be happy for evermore, and he + would be happy through witnessing her happiness. + </p> + <p> + He finished dressing, and was in the act of going to his desk for the + letters, which he hoped she would soon hold in her hand, when his servant + announced two visitors. + </p> + <p> + Signor Baretti, accompanied by a tall and very thin man, entered. The + former greeted Goldsmith, and introduced his friend, who was a compatriot + of his own, named Nicolo. + </p> + <p> + “I have not forgotten the matter which you honoured me by placing in my + hands,” said Baretti. “My friend Nicolo is a master of the art of fencing + as practised in Italy in the present day. He is under the impression, + singular though it may seem, that he spoke to you more than once during + your wanderings in Tuscany.” + </p> + <p> + “And now I am sure of it,” said Nicolo in French. He explained that he + spoke French rather better than English. “Yes, I was a student at Pisa + when Dr. Goldsmith visited that city. I have no difficulty in recognising + him.” + </p> + <p> + “And I, for my part, have a conviction that I have seen your face, sir,” + said Goldsmith, also speaking in French; “I cannot, however, recall the + circumstances of our first meeting. Can you supply the deficiency in my + memory, sir?” + </p> + <p> + “There was a students' society that met at the Boccaleone,” said Signor + Nicolo. + </p> + <p> + “I recollect it distinctly; Figli della Torre, you called yourselves,” + said Goldsmith quickly. “You were one of the orators—quite reckless, + if you will permit me to say so much.” + </p> + <p> + The man smiled somewhat grimly. + </p> + <p> + “If he had not been utterly reckless he would not be in England to-day,” + said Baretti. “Like myself, he is compelled to face your detestable + climate on account of some indiscreet references to the Italian + government, which he would certainly repeat to-morrow were he back again.” + </p> + <p> + “It brings me back to Tuscany once more, to see your face, Signor Nicolo,” + said Goldsmith. “Yes, though your Excellency had not so much of a beard + and mustacio when I saw you some years ago.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, nor was your Lordship's coat quite so admirable then as it is + now, if I am not too bold to make so free a comment, sir,” said the man + with another grim smile. + </p> + <p> + “You are not quite right, my friend,” laughed Goldsmith; “for if my memory + serves me—and it does so usually on the matter of dress—I had + no coat whatsoever to my back—that was of no importance in Pisa, + where the air was full of patriotism.” + </p> + <p> + “The most dangerous epidemic that could occur in any country,” said + Baretti. “There is no Black Death that has claimed so many victims. We are + examples—Nicolo and I. I am compelled to teach Italian to a brewer's + daughter, and Nicolo is willing to transform the most clumsy Englishman—and + there are a good number of them, too—into an expert swordsman in + twelve lessons—yes, if the pupil will but practise sufficiently + afterwards.” + </p> + <p> + “We need not talk of business just now,” said Goldsmith. “I insist on my + old friends sharing a bottle of wine with me. I shall drink to + 'patriotism,' since it is the means of sending to my poor room two such + excellent friends as the Signori Baretti and Nicolo.” + </p> + <p> + He rang the bell, and gave his servant directions to fetch a couple of + bottles of the old Madeira which Lord Clare had recently sent to him—very + recently, otherwise three bottles out of the dozen would not have + remained. + </p> + <p> + The wine had scarcely been uncorked when the sound of a man's step was + heard upon the stairs, and in a moment Captain Jackson burst into the + room. + </p> + <p> + “I have found you, you rascal!” he shouted, swaggering across the room to + where Goldsmith was seated. “Now, my good fellow, I give you just one + minute to restore to me those letters which you abstracted from my pocket + last night.” + </p> + <p> + “And I give you just one minute to leave my room, you drunken blackguard,” + said Goldsmith, laying a hand on the arm of Signor Nicolo, who was in the + act of rising. “Come, sir,” he continued, “I submitted to your insults + last night because I had a purpose to carry out; but I promise you that I + give you no such license in my own house. Take your carcase away, sir; my + friends have fastidious nostrils.” + </p> + <p> + Jackson's face became purple and then white. His lips receded from his + gums until his teeth were seen as the teeth of a wolf when it is too + cowardly to attack. + </p> + <p> + “You cur!” he said through his set teeth. “I don't know what prevents me + from running you through the body.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you not? I do,” said Goldsmith. He had taken the second bottle of wine + off the table, and was toying with it in his hands. + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir,” said the bully after a pause; “I don't wish to go to Sir John + Fielding for a warrant for your arrest for stealing my property, but, by + the Lord, if you don't hand over those letters to me now I will not spare + you. I shall have you taken into custody as a thief before an hour has + passed.” + </p> + <p> + “Go to Sir John, my friend, and tell him that Dick Jackson, American spy, + is anxious to hang himself, and mention that one Oliver Goldsmith has at + hand the rope that will rid the world of one of its greatest scoundrels,” + said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + Jackson took a step or two back, and put his hand to his sword. In a + second both Baretti and Nicolo had touched the hilts of their weapons. The + bully looked from the one to the other, and then laughed harshly. + </p> + <p> + “My little poet,” he said in a mocking voice, “you fancy that because you + have got a letter or two you have drawn my teeth. Let me tell you for your + information that I have something in my possession that I can use as I + meant to use the letters.” + </p> + <p> + “And I tell you that if you use it, whatever it is, by God I shall kill + you, were you thrice the scoundrel that you are!” cried Goldsmith, leaping + up. + </p> + <p> + There was scarcely a pause before the whistle of the man's sword through + the air was heard; but Baretti gave Goldsmith a push that sent him behind + a chair, and then quietly interposed between him and Jackson. + </p> + <p> + “Pardon me, sir,” said he, bowing to Jackson, “but we cannot permit you to + stick an unarmed man. Your attempt to do so in our presence my friend and + I regard as a grave affront to us.” + </p> + <p> + “Then let one of you draw!” shouted the man. “I see that you are + Frenchmen, and I have cut the throat of a good many of your race. Draw, + sir, and I shall add you to the Frenchies that I have sent to hell.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, I wear spectacles, as you doubtless perceive,” said Baretti. “I + do not wish my glasses to be smashed; but my friend here, though a weaker + man, may possibly not decline to fight with so contemptible a ruffian as + you undoubtedly are.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke a few words to Nicolo in Italian, and in a second the latter had + whisked out his sword and had stepped between Jackson and Baretti, putting + quietly aside the fierce lunge which the former made when Baretti had + turned partly round. + </p> + <p> + “Briccone! assassin!” hissed Baretti. “You saw that he meant to kill me, + Nicolo,” he said addressing his friend in their own tongue. + </p> + <p> + “He shall pay for it,” whispered Nicolo, pushing back a chair with his + foot until Goldsmith lifted it and several other pieces of furniture out + of the way, so as to make a clear space in the room. + </p> + <p> + “Don't kill him, friend Nicolo,” he cried. “We used to enjoy a sausage or + two in the old days at Pisa. You can make sausage-meat of a carcase + without absolutely killing the beast.” + </p> + <p> + The fencing-master smiled grimly, but spoke no word. + </p> + <p> + Jackson seemed puzzled for a few moments, and Baretti roared with + laughter, watching him hang back. The laugh of the Italian—it was + not melodious—acted as a goad upon him. He rushed upon Nicolo, + trying to beat down his guard, but his antagonist did not yield a single + inch. He did not even cease to smile as he parried the attack. His + expression resembled that of an indulgent chess player when a lad who has + airily offered to play with him opens the game. + </p> + <p> + After a few minutes' fencing, during which the Italian declined to attack, + Jackson drew back and lowered the point of his sword. + </p> + <p> + “Take a chair, sir,” said Baretti, grinning. “You will have need of one + before my friend has finished with you.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith said nothing. The man had grossly insulted him the evening + before, and he had made Mary Horneck wretched; but he could not taunt him + now that he was at the mercy of a master-swordsman. He watched the man + breathing hard, and then nerving himself for another attack upon the + Italian. + </p> + <p> + Jackson's second attempt to get Nicolo within the range of his sword was + no more successful than his first. He was no despicable fencer, but his + antagonist could afford to play with him. The sound of his hard breathing + was a contrast to the only other sound in the room—the grating of + steel against steel. + </p> + <p> + Then the smile upon the sallow face of the fencing-master seemed gradually + to vanish. He became more than serious—surely his expression was one + of apprehension. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith became somewhat excited. He grasped Baretti by the arm, as one + of Jackson's thrusts passed within half an inch of his antagonist's + shoulder, and for the first time Nicolo took a hasty step back, and in + doing so barely succeeded in protecting himself against a fierce lunge of + the other man. + </p> + <p> + It was now Jackson's turn to laugh. He gave a contemptuous chuckle as he + pressed forward to follow up his advantage. He did not succeed in touching + Nicolo, though he went very close to him more than once, and now it was + plain that the Italian was greatly exhausted. He was breathing hard, and + the look of apprehension on his face had increased until it had actually + become one of terror. Jackson did not fail to perceive this, and malignant + triumph was in every feature of his face. Any one could see that he felt + confident of tiring out the visibly fatigued Italian, and Goldsmith, with + staring eyes, once again clutched Baretti. + </p> + <p> + Baretti's yellow skin became wrinkled up to the meeting place of his wig + and forehead in smiles. + </p> + <p> + “I should like the third button of his coat for a memento, Sandrino,” said + he. + </p> + <p> + In an instant there was a quivering flash through the air, and the third + paste button off Jackson's coat indented the wall just above Baretti's + head and fell at his feet, a scrap of the satin of the coat flying behind + it like the little pennon on a lance. + </p> + <p> + “Heavens!” whispered Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, friend Nicolo was always a great humourist,” said Baretti. “For God's + sake, Sandrino, throw them high into the air. The rush of that last was + like a bullet.” + </p> + <p> + Up to the ceiling flashed another button, and fell back upon the coat from + which it was torn. + </p> + <p> + And still Nicolo fenced away with that look of apprehension still on his + face. + </p> + <p> + “That is his fun,” said Baretti. “Oh, body of Bacchus! A great humourist!” + </p> + <p> + The next button that Nicolo cutoff with the point of his sword he caught + in his left hand and threw to Goldsmith, who also caught it. + </p> + <p> + The look of triumph vanished from Jackson's face. He drew back, but his + antagonist would not allow him to lower his sword, but followed him round + the room untiringly. He had ceased his pretence of breathing heavily, but + apparently his right arm was tired, for he had thrown his sword into his + left hand, and was now fencing from that side. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly the air became filled with floating scraps of silk and satin. + They quivered to right and left, like butterflies settling down upon a + meadow; they fluttered about by the hundred, making a pretty spectacle. + Jackson's coat and waistcoat were in tatters, yet with such consummate + dexterity did the fencingmaster cut the pieces out of both garments that + Goldsmith utterly failed to see the swordplay that produced so amazing a + result. Nicolo seemed to be fencing pretty much as usual. + </p> + <p> + And then a curious incident occurred, for the front part of one of the + man's pocket fell on the floor. + </p> + <p> + With an oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap on the floor. + The pocked being cut away, a packet of letters, held against the lining by + a few threads of silk, became visible, and in another moment Nicolo had + spitted them on his sword, and laid them on the table in a single flash. + Goldsmith knew by the look that Jackson cast at them that they were the + batch of letters which he had received in the course of his traffic with + the American rebels. + </p> + <p> + “Come, Sandrino,” said Baretti, affecting to yawn. “Finish the rascal off, + and let us go to that excellent bottle of Madeira which awaits us. Come, + sir, the carrion is not worth more than you have given him; he has kept us + from our wine too long already.” + </p> + <p> + With a curiously tricky turn of the wrist, the master cut off the right + sleeve of the man's coat close to his shoulder, and drew it in a flash + over his sword. The disclosing of the man's naked arm and the hiding of + the greater part of his weapon were comical in the extreme; and with an + oath Jackson dropped his sword and fell in a heap upon the floor, + thoroughly exhausted. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a> + </p> + <div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/0349.jpg" alt="0349 " width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/0349.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + <p> + Baretti picked up the sword, broke the blade across his knee, and flung + the pieces into a corner, the tattered sleeve still entangled in the + guard. + </p> + <p> + “John,” shouted Goldsmith to his servant, who was not far off. (He had + witnessed the duel through the keyhole of the door until it became too + exciting, and then he had put his head into the room.) “John, give that + man your oldest coat. It shall never be said that I turned a man naked out + of my house.” When John Eyles had left the room, Oliver turned to the + half-naked panting man. “You are possibly the most contemptible bully and + coward alive,” said he. “You did not hesitate to try and accomplish the + ruin of the sweetest girl in the world, and you came here with intent to + murder me because I succeeded in saving her from your clutches. If I let + you go now, it is because I know that in these letters, which I mean to + keep, I have such evidence against you as will hang you whenever I see fit + to use it, and I promise you to use it if you are in this country at the + end of two days. Now, leave this house, and thank my servant for giving + you his coat, and this gentleman”—he pointed to Nicolo—“for + such a lesson in fencing as, I suppose, you never before received.” + </p> + <p> + The man rose, painfully and laboriously, and took the coat with which John + Eyles returned. He looked at Goldsmith from head to foot. + </p> + <p> + “You contemptible cur!” he said, “I have not yet done with you. You have + now stolen the second packet of letters; but, by the Lord, if one of them + passes out of your hands it will be avenged. I have friends in pretty high + places, let me tell you.” + </p> + <p> + “I do not doubt it,” said Baretti. “The gallows is a high enough place for + you and your friends.” + </p> + <p> + The ruffian turned upon him in a fury. + </p> + <p> + “Look to yourself, you foreign hound!” he said, his face becoming livid, + and his lips receding from his mouth so as to leave his wolf-fangs bare as + before. “Look to yourself. You broke my sword after luring me on to be + made a fool of for your sport. Look to yourself!” + </p> + <p> + “Turn that rascal into the street, John,” cried Goldsmith, and John + bustled forward. There was fighting in the air. If it came to blows he + flattered himself that he could give an interesting exhibition of his + powers—not quite so showy, perhaps, as that given by the Italian, + but one which he was certain was more English in its style. + </p> + <p> + “No one shall lay a hand on me,” said Jackson. “Do you fancy that I am + anxious to remain in such a company?” + </p> + <p> + “Come, sir; you are in my charge, now,” said John, hustling him to the + door. “Come—out with you—sharp!” + </p> + <p> + In the room they heard the sound of the man descending the stairs slowly + and painfully. They became aware of his pause in the lobby below to put on + the coat which John had given to him, and a moment later they saw him walk + in the direction of the Temple lodge. + </p> + <p> + Then Goldsmith turned to Signor Nicolo, who was examining one of the + prints that Hogarth had presented to his early friend, who had hung them + on his wall. + </p> + <p> + “You came at an opportune moment, my friend,” said he. “You have not only + saved my life, you have afforded me such entertainment as I never have + known before. Sir, you are certainly the greatest living master of your + art.” + </p> + <p> + “The best swordsman is the best patriot,” said Baretti. + </p> + <p> + “That is why so many of your countrymen live in England,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Alas! yes,” said Nicolo. “Happily you Englishmen are not good patriots, + or you would not be able to live in England.” + </p> + <p> + “I am not an Englishman,” said Goldsmith. “I am an Irish patriot, and + therefore I find it more convenient to live out of Ireland. Perhaps it is + not good patriotism to say, as I do, 'Better to live in England than to + starve in Ireland.' And talking of starving, sirs, reminds me that my + dinner hour is nigh. What say you, Signor Nicolo? What say you, Baretti? + Will you honour me with your company to dinner at the Crown and Anchor an + hour hence? We shall chat over the old days at Pisa and the prospects of + the Figli della Torre, Signor Nicolo. We cannot stay here, for it will + take my servant and Mrs. Ginger a good two hours to sweep up the fragments + of that rascal's garments. Lord! what a patchwork quilt Dr. Johnson's + friend Mrs. Williams could make if she were nigh.” + </p> + <p> + “Patchwork should not only be made, it should be used by the blind,” said + Baretti. “Touching the dinner you so hospitably propose, I have no + engagement for to-day, and I dare swear that Nicolo has none either.” + </p> + <p> + “He has taken part in one engagement, at least,” said Goldsmith, + </p> + <p> + “And I am now at your service,” said the fencing-master. + </p> + <p> + They went out together, Goldsmith with the precious letters in his pocket—the + second batch he put in the place of Mary Hor-neck's in his desk—and, + parting at Fleet street, they agreed to meet at the Crown and Anchor in an + hour. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0027" id="link2HCH0027"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was with a + feeling of deep satisfaction, such as he had never before known, that + Goldsmith walked westward to Mrs. Horneck's house. All the exhilaration + that he had experienced by watching the extraordinary exhibition of + adroitness on the part of the fencingmaster remained with him. The + exhibition had, of course, been a trifle bizarre. It had more than a + suspicion of the art of the mountebank about it. For instance, Nicolo's + pretence of being overmatched early in the contest—breathing hard + and assuming a terrified expression—yielding his ground and allowing + his opponent almost to run him through—could only be regarded as + theatrical; while his tricks with the buttons and the letters, though + amazing, were akin to the devices of a rope-dancer. But this fact did not + prevent the whole scene from having an exhilarating effect upon Goldsmith, + more especially as it represented his repayment of the debt which he owed + to Jackson. + </p> + <p> + And now to this feeling was added that of the greatest joy of his life in + having it in his power to remove from the sweetest girl in the world the + terror which she believed to be hanging over her head. He felt that every + step which he was taking westward was bringing him nearer to the + realisation of his longing-his longing to see the white roses on Mary's + cheeks change to red once more. + </p> + <p> + It was a disappointment to him to learn that Mary had gone down to Barton + with the Bunburys. Her mother, who met him in the hall, told him this with + a grave face as she brought him into a parlour. + </p> + <p> + “I think she expected you to call during the past ten days, Dr. + Goldsmith,” said the lady. “I believe that she was more than a little + disappointed that you could not find time to come to her.” + </p> + <p> + “Was she, indeed? Did she really expect me to call?” he asked. This fresh + proof of the confidence which the Jessamy Bride reposed in him was very + dear to him. She had not merely entrusted him with her enterprise on the + chance of his being able to save her; she had had confidence in his + ability to save her, and had looked for his coming to tell her of his + success. + </p> + <p> + “She seemed very anxious to see you,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I fear, dear Dr. + Goldsmith, that my poor child has something on her mind. That is her + sister's idea also. And yet it is impossible that she should have any + secret trouble; she has not been out of our sight since her visit to + Devonshire last year. At that time she had, I believe, some silly, girlish + fancy—my brother wrote to me that there had been in his + neighbourhood a certain attractive man, an officer who had returned home + with a wound received in the war with the American rebels. But surely she + has got over that foolishness!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes. You may take my word for it, madam, she has got over that + foolishness,” said Goldsmith. “You may take my word for it that when she + sees me the roses will return to her cheeks.” + </p> + <p> + “I do hope so,” said Mrs. Horneck. “Yes, you could always contrive to make + her merry, Dr. Goldsmith. We have all missed you lately; we feared that + that disgraceful letter in the <i>Packet</i> had affected you. That was + why my son called upon you at your rooms. I hope he assured you that + nothing it contained would interfere with our friendship.” + </p> + <p> + “That was very kind of you, my dear madam,” said he; “but I have seen Mary + since that thing appeared.” + </p> + <p> + “To be sure you have. Did you not think that she looked very ill?” + </p> + <p> + “Very ill indeed, madam; but I am ready to give you my assurance that when + I have been half an hour with her she will be on the way to recovery. You + have not, I fear, much confidence in my skill as a doctor of medicine, + and, to tell you the truth, whatever your confidence in this direction may + amount to, it is a great deal more than what I myself have. Still, I think + you will say something in my favour when you see Mary's condition begin to + improve from the moment we have a little chat together.” + </p> + <p> + “That is wherein I have the amplest confidence in you, dear Dr. Goldsmith. + Your chat with her will do more for her than all the medicine the most + skilful of physicians could prescribe. It was a very inopportune time for + her to fall sick.” + </p> + <p> + “I think that all sicknesses are inopportune. But why Mary's?” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I have good reason to believe, Dr. Goldsmith, that had she not + steadfastly refused to see a certain gentleman who has been greatly + attracted by her, I might now have some happy news to convey to you.” + </p> + <p> + “The gentleman's name is Colonel Gwyn, I think.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke in a low voice and after a long pause. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, you have guessed it, then? You have perceived that the gentleman was + drawn toward her?” said the lady smiling. + </p> + <p> + “I have every reason to believe in his sincerity,” said Goldsmith. “And + you think that if Mary had been as well as she usually has been, she would + have listened to his proposals, madam?” + </p> + <p> + “Why should she not have done so, sir?” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Why not, indeed?” + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn would be a very suitable match for her,” said she. “He is, + to be sure, several years her senior; that, however, is nothing.” + </p> + <p> + “You think so—you think that a disparity in age should mean nothing + in such a case?” said Oliver, rather eagerly. + </p> + <p> + “How could any one be so narrowminded as to think otherwise?” cried Mrs. + Horneck. “Whoever may think otherwise, sir, I certainly do not. I hope I + am too good a mother, Dr. Goldsmith. Nay, sir, I could not stand between + my daughter and happiness on such a pretext as a difference in years. + After all, Colonel Gwyn is but a year or two over thirty—thirty-seven, + I believe—but he does not look more than thirty-five.” + </p> + <p> + “No one more cordially agrees with you than myself on the point to which + you give emphasis, madam,” said Goldsmith. “And you think that Mary will + see Colonel Gwyn when she returns?” + </p> + <p> + “I hope so; and therefore I hope, dear sir, that you will exert yourself + so that the bloom will be brought back to her cheeks,” said the lady. + “That is your duty, Doctor; remember that, I pray. You are to bring back + the bloom to her cheeks in order that Colonel Gwyn may be doubly attracted + to her.” + </p> + <p> + “I understand—I understand.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke slowly, gravely. + </p> + <p> + “I knew you would help us,” said Mrs. Horneck, “and so I hope that you + will lose no time in coming to us after Mary's return to-morrow. Your + Jessamy Bride will, I trust, be a real bride before many days have + passed.” + </p> + <p> + Yes, that was his duty: to help Mary to happiness. Not for him, not for + him was the bloom to be brought again to her cheeks—not for him, but + for another man. For him were the sleepless nights, the anxious days, the + hours of thought—all the anxiety and all the danger resulting from + facing an unscrupulous scoundrel. For another man was the joy of putting + his lips upon the delicate bloom of her cheeks, the joy of taking her + sweet form into his arms, of dwelling daily in her smiles, of being for + evermore beside her, of feeling hourly the pride of so priceless a + possession as her love. + </p> + <p> + That was his thought as he walked along the Strand with bent head; and + yet, before he had reached the Crown and Anchor, he said— + </p> + <p> + “Even so; I am satisfied—I am satisfied.” + </p> + <p> + It chanced that Dr. Johnson was in the tavern with Steevens, and Goldsmith + persuaded both to join his party. He was glad that he succeeded in doing + so, for he had felt it was quite possible that Baretti might inquire of + him respecting the object of Jackson's visit to Brick Court, and he could + not well explain to the Italian the nature of the enterprise which he had + so successfully carried out by the aid of Mrs. Abington. It was one thing + to take Mrs. Abington into his confidence, and quite another to confide in + Baretti. He was discriminating enough to be well aware of the fact that, + while the secret was perfectly safe in the keeping of the actress, it + would be by no means equally so if confided to Baretti, although some + people might laugh at him for entertaining an opinion so contrary to that + which was generally accepted by the world, Mrs. Abington being a woman and + Baretti a man. + </p> + <p> + He had perceived long ago that Baretti was extremely anxious to learn all + about Jackson—that he was wondering how he, Goldsmith, should have + become mixed up in a matter which was apparently of imperial importance, + for at the mention of the American rebels Baretti had opened his eyes. He + was, therefore, glad that the talk at the table was so general as to + prevent any allusion being made to the incidents of the day. + </p> + <p> + Dr. Johnson made Signor Nicolo acquainted with a few important facts + regarding the use of the sword and the limitations of that weapon, which + the Italian accepted with wonderful gravity; and when Goldsmith, on the + conversation drifting into the question of patriotism and its trials, + declared that a successful patriot was susceptible of being defined as a + man who loved his country for the benefit of himself, Dr. Johnson roared + out— + </p> + <p> + “Sir, that is very good. If Mr. Boswell were here—and indeed, sir, I + am glad that he is not—he would say that your definition was so good + as to make him certain you had stolen it from me.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, 'tis not so good as to have been stolen from you,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” said Dr. Johnson, “I did not say that it was good enough to have + been stolen from me. I only said that it was good enough to make a very + foolish person suppose that it was stolen from me. No sensible person, Dr. + Goldsmith, would believe, first, that you would steal; secondly, that you + would steal from me; thirdly, that I would give you a chance of stealing + from me; and fourthly, that I would compose an apophthegm which when it + comes to be closely examined is not so good after all. Now, sir, are you + satisfied with the extent of my agreement with you?” + </p> + <p> + “Sir, I am more than satisfied,” said Goldsmith, while Nicolo, the cunning + master of fence, sat by with a puzzled look on his saffron face. This was + a kind of fencing of which he had had no previous experience. + </p> + <p> + After dining Goldsmith made the excuse of being required at the theatre, + to leave his friends. He was anxious to return thanks to Mrs. Abington for + managing so adroitly to accomplish in a moment all that he had hoped to + do. + </p> + <p> + He found the lady not in the green room, but in her dressing room; her + costume was not, however, the less fascinating, nor was her smile the less + subtle as she gave him her hand to kiss. He knelt on one knee, holding her + hand to his lips; he was too much overcome to be able to speak, and she + knew it. She did not mind how long he held her hand; she was quite + accustomed to such demonstrations, though few, she well knew, were of + equal sincerity to those of Oliver Goldsmith's. + </p> + <p> + “Well, my poet,” she said at last, “have you need of my services to banish + any more demons from the neighbourhood of your friends?” + </p> + <p> + “I was right,” he managed to say after another pause, “yes, I knew I was + not mistaken in you, my dear lady.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes; you knew that I was equal to combat the wiles of the craftiest demon + that ever undertook the slandering of a fair damsel,” said she. “Well, + sir, you paid me a doubtful compliment—a more doubtful compliment + than the fair damsel paid to you in asking you to be her champion. But you + have not told me of your adventurous journey with our friend in the + hackney coach.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay,” he cried, “it is you who have not yet told me by what means you + became possessed of the letters which I wanted—by what magic you + substituted for them the mock act of the comedy which I carried with me + into the supper room.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, sir!” said she, “'twas a simple matter, after all. I gathered from + a remark the fellow made when laying his cloak across the chair, that he + had the letters in one of the pockets of that same cloak. He gave me a + hint that a certain Ned Cripps, who shares his lodging, is not to be + trusted, so that he was obliged to carry about with him every document on + which he places a value. Well, sir, my well known loyalty naturally + received a great shock when he offered to drink to the American rebels, + and you saw that I left the table hastily. A minute or so sufficed me to + discover the wallet with the letters; but then I was at my wits' end to + find something to occupy their place in the receptacle. Happily my eye + caught the roll of your manuscript, which lay in your hat on the floor + beneath the chair, and heigh! presto! the trick was played. I had a + sufficient appreciation of dramatic incident to keep me hoping all the + night that you would be able to get possession of the wallet, believing it + contained the letters for which you were in search. Lord, sir! I tried to + picture your face when you drew out your own papers.” The actress lay back + on her couch and roared with laughter, Goldsmith joining in quite + pleasantly. + </p> + <p> + “Ah!” he said; “I can fancy that I see at this moment the expression which + my face wore at the time. But the sequel to the story is the most + humourous. I succeeded last night in picking the fellow's pocket, but he + paid me a visit this afternoon with the intent of recovering what he + termed his property.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, lud! Call you that humourous? How did you rid yourself of him?” + </p> + <p> + At the story of the fight which had taken place in Brick Court, Mrs. + Abington laughed heartily after a few breathless moments. + </p> + <p> + “By my faith, sir!” she cried; “I would give ten guineas to have been + there. But believe me, Dr. Goldsmith,” she added a moment afterwards, “you + will live in great jeopardy so long as that fellow remains in the town.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, my dear,” said he. “It was Baretti whom he threatened as he left my + room—not I. He knows that I have now in my possession such documents + as would hang him.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, is not that the very reason why he should make an attempt upon your + life?” cried the actress. “He may try to kill Baretti on a point of + sentiment, but assuredly he will do his best to slaughter you as a matter + of business.” + </p> + <p> + “Faith, madam, since you put it that way I do believe that there is + something in what you say,” said Goldsmith. “So I will e'en take a + hackney-coach to the Temple and get the stalwart Ginger to escort me to + the very door of my chambers.” + </p> + <p> + “Do so, sir. I am awaiting with great interest the part which you have yet + to write for me in a comedy.” + </p> + <p> + “I swear to you that it will be the best part ever written by me, my dear + friend. You have earned my everlasting gratitude.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! was the lady so grateful as all that?” cried the actress, looking at + him with one of those arch smiles of hers which even Sir Joshua Reynolds + could not quite translate to show the next century what manner of woman + was the first Lady Teazle, for the part of the capricious young wife of + the elderly Sir Peter was woven around the fascinating country girl's + smile of Mrs. Abington. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0028" id="link2HCH0028"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXVIII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">G</span>oldsmith kept his + word. He took a hackney-coach to the Temple, and was alert all the time he + was driving lest Jackson and his friends might be waiting to make an + attack upon him. He reached his chambers without any adventure, however, + and on locking his doors, took out the second parcel of letters and set + himself to peruse their contents. + </p> + <p> + He had no need to read them all—the first that came to his hand was + sufficient to make him aware of the nature of the correspondence. It was + perfectly plain that the man had been endeavouring to traffic with the + rebels, and it was equally certain that the rebel leaders had shown + themselves to be too honourable to take advantage of the offers which he + had made to them. If this correspondence had come into the hands of + Cornwallis he would have hanged the fellow on the nearest tree instead of + merely turning him out of his regiment and shipping him back to England as + a suspected traitor. + </p> + <p> + As he locked the letters once again in his desk he felt that there was + indeed every reason to fear that Jackson would not rest until he had + obtained possession of such damning evidence of his guilt. He would + certainly either make the attempt to get back the letters, or leave the + country, in order to avoid the irretrievable ruin which would fall upon + him if any one of the packet went into the hands of a magistrate; and + Goldsmith was strongly of the belief that the man would adopt the former + course. + </p> + <p> + Only for an instant, as he laid down the compromising document, did he ask + himself how it was possible that Mary Horneck should ever have been so + blind as to be attracted to such a man, and to believe in his honesty. + </p> + <p> + He knew enough of the nature of womankind to be aware of the glamour which + attaches to a soldier who has been wounded in fighting the enemies of his + country. If Mary had been less womanly than she showed herself to be, he + would not have loved her so well as he did. Her womanly weaknesses were + dear to him, and the painful evidence that he had of the tenderness of her + heart only made him feel that she was all the more a woman, and therefore + all the more to be loved. + </p> + <p> + It was the afternoon of the next day before he set out once more for the + Hornecks. + </p> + <p> + He meant to see Mary, and then go on to Sir Joshua Reynolds's to dine. + There was to be that night a meeting of the Royal Academy, which he would + attend with the president, after Sir Joshua's usual five o'clock dinner. + It occurred to him that, as Baretti would also most probably be at the + meeting, he would do well to make him acquainted with the dangerous + character of Jackson, so that Baretti might take due precautions against + any attack that the desperate man might be induced to make upon him. No + doubt Baretti would make a good point in conversation with his friends of + the notion of Oliver Goldsmith's counselling caution to any one; but the + latter was determined to give the Italian his advice on this matter, + whatever the consequences might be. + </p> + <p> + It so happened, however, that he was unable to carry out his intention in + full, for on visiting Mrs. Horneck, he learned that Mary would not return + from Barton until late that night, and at the meeting of the Academy + Baretti failed to put in an appearance. + </p> + <p> + He mentioned to Sir Joshua that he had something of importance to + communicate to the Italian, and that he was somewhat uneasy at not having + a chance of carrying out his intention in this respect. + </p> + <p> + “You would do well, then, to come to my house for supper,” said Reynolds. + “I think it is very probable that Baretti will look in, if only to + apologise for his absence from the meeting. Miss Kauffman has promised to + come, and I have secured Johnson as well.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith agreed, and while Johnson and Angelica Kauffman walked in front, + he followed with Reynolds some distance behind—not so far, however, + as to be out of the range of Johnson's voice. Johnson was engaged in a + discourse with his sweet companion—he was particularly fond of such + companionship—on the dignity inseparable from a classic style in + painting, and the enormity of painting men and women in the habiliments of + their period and country. Angelica Kauffman was not a painter who required + any considerable amount of remonstrance from her preceptors to keep her + feet from straying in regard to classical traditions. The artist who gave + the purest Greek features and the Roman toga alike to the Prodigal Son and + King Edward III could not be said to be capable of greatly erring from Dr. + Johnson's precepts. + </p> + <p> + All through supper the sage continued his discourse at intervals of + eating, giving his hearty commendation to Sir Joshua's conscientious + adherence to classical traditions, and shouting down Goldsmith's mild + suggestion that it might be possible to adhere to these traditions so + faithfully as to inculcate a certain artificiality of style which might + eventually prove detrimental to the best interests of art. + </p> + <p> + “What, sir!” cried Johnson, rolling like a three-decker swinging at + anchor, and pursing out his lips, “would you contend that a member of + Parliament should be painted for posterity in his every-day clothes—that + the King should be depicted as an ordinary gentleman?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, yes, sir, if the King were an ordinary gentleman,” replied + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + Whitefoord, who never could resist the chance of making a pun, whispered + to Oliver that in respect of some Kings there was more of the ordinary + than the gentleman about them, and when Miss Reynolds insisted on his + phrase being repeated to her, Johnson became grave. + </p> + <p> + “Sir,” he cried, turning once more to Goldsmith, “there is a very flagrant + example of what you would bring about. When a monarch, even depicted in + his robes and with the awe-inspiring insignia of his exalted position, is + not held to be beyond the violation of a punster, what would he be if + shown in ordinary garb? But you, sir, in your aims after what you call the + natural, would, I believe, consider seriously the advisability of the + epitaphs in Westminster Abbey being written in English.” + </p> + <p> + “And why not, sir?” said Goldsmith; then, with a twinkle, he added, “For + my own part, sir, I hope that I may live to read my own epitaph in + Westminster Abbey written in English.” + </p> + <p> + Every one laughed, including—when the bull had been explained to her—Angelica + Kauffman. + </p> + <p> + After supper Sir Joshua put his fair guest into her chair, shutting its + door with his own hands, and shortly afterwards Johnson and Whitefoord + went off together. But still Goldsmith, at the suggestion of Reynolds, + lingered in the hope that Baretti would call. He had probably been + detained at the house of a friend, Reynolds said, and if he should pass + Leicester Square on his way home, he would certainly call to explain the + reason of his absence from the meeting. + </p> + <p> + When another half-hour had passed, however, Goldsmith rose and said that + as Sir Joshua's bed-time was at hand, it would be outrageous for him to + wait any longer. His host accompanied him to the hall, and Ralph helped + him on with his cloak. He was in the act of receiving his hat from the + hand of the servant when the hall-bell was rung with starling violence. + The ring was repeated before Ralph could take the few steps to the door. + </p> + <p> + “If that is Baretti who rings, his business must be indeed urgent,” said + Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + In another moment the door was opened, and the light of the lamp showed + the figure of Steevens in the porch. He hurried past Ralph, crying out so + as to reach the ear of Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “A dreadful thing has happened tonight, sir! Baretti was attacked by two + men in the Haymarket, and he killed one of them with his knife. He has + been arrested, and will be charged with murder before Sir John Fielding in + the morning. I heard of the terrible business just now, and lost no time + coming to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Merciful heaven!” cried Goldsmith. “I was waiting for Baretti in order to + warn him.” + </p> + <p> + “You could not have any reason for warning him against such an attack as + was made upon him,” said Steevens. “It seems that the fellow whom Baretti + was unfortunate enough to kill was one of a very disreputable gang well + known to the constables. It was a Bow street runner who stated what his + name was.” + </p> + <p> + “And what was his name?” asked Reynolds. + </p> + <p> + “Richard Jackson,” replied Steevens. “Of course we never heard the name + before. The attack upon Baretti was the worst that could be imagined.” + </p> + <p> + “The world is undoubtedly rid of a great rascal,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “Undoubtedly; but that fact will not save our friend from being hanged, + should a jury find him guilty,” said Steevens. “We must make an effort to + avert so terrible a thing. That is why I came here now; I tried to speak + to Baretti, but the constables would not give me permission. They carried + my name to him, however, and he sent out a message asking me to go without + delay to Sir Joshua and you, as well as Dr. Johnson and Mr. Garrick. He + hopes you may find it convenient to attend before Sir John Fielding at Bow + street in the morning.” + </p> + <p> + “That we shall,” said Sir Joshua. “He shall have the best legal advice + available in England; and, meantime, we shall go to him and tell him that + he may depend on our help, such as it is.” + </p> + <p> + The coach in which Steevens had come to Leicester Square was still + waiting, and in it they all drove to where Baretti was detained in + custody. The constables would not allow them to see the prisoner, but they + offered to convey to him any message which his friends might have, and + also to carry back to them his reply. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith was extremely anxious to get from Baretti's own lips an account + of the assault which had been made upon him; but he could not induce the + constables to allow him to go into his presence. They, however, bore in + his message to the effect that he might depend on the help of all his + friends in his emergency. + </p> + <p> + Sir Joshua sent for the watchmen by whom the arrest had been effected, and + they stated that Baretti had been seized by the crowd—afar from + reputable crowd—so soon as it was known that a man had been stabbed, + and he had been handed over to the constables, while a surgeon examined + the man's wound, but was able to do nothing for him; he had expired in the + surgeon's hands. + </p> + <p> + Baretti's statement made to the watch was that he was on his way to the + meeting of the Academy, and being very late, he was hurrying through the + Haymarket when a woman jostled him, and at the same instant two men rushed + out from the entrance to Jermyn street and attacked him with heavy sticks. + One of the men closed with him to prevent his drawing his sword, but he + succeeded in freeing one arm, and in defending himself with the small + fruit knife which he invariably carried about with him, as was the custom + in France and Italy, where fruit is the chief article of diet, he had + undoubtedly stabbed his assailant, and by a great mischance he must have + severed an artery. + </p> + <p> + The Bow street runner who had seen the dead body told Reynolds and his + friends that he recognised the man as one Jackson, who had formerly held a + commission in the army, and had been serving in America, when, being tried + by court-martial for some irregularities, he had been sent to England by + Cornwallis. He had been living by his wits for some months, and had + recently joined a very disreputable gang, who occupied a house in + Whetstone Park. + </p> + <p> + “So far from our friend having been guilty of a criminal offence, it seems + to me that he has rid the country of a vile rogue,” said Goldsmith. + </p> + <p> + “If the jury take that view of the business they'll acquit the gentleman,” + said the Bow street runner. “But I fancy the judge will tell them that + it's the business of the hangman only to rid the country of its rogues.” + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith could not but perceive that the man had accurately defined the + view which the law was supposed to take of the question of getting rid of + the rogues, and his reflections as he drove to his chambers, having parted + from Sir Joshua Reynolds and Steevens, made him very unhappy. He could not + help feeling that Baretti was the victim of his—Goldsmith's—want + of consideration. What right had he, he asked himself, to drag Baretti + into a matter in which the Italian had no concern? He felt that a man of + the world would certainly have acted with more discretion, and if anything + happened to Baretti he would never forgive himself. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0029" id="link2HCH0029"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXIX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>fter a very + restless night he hastened to Johnson, but found that Johnson had already + gone to Garrick's house, and at Garrick's house Goldsmith learned that + Johnson and Garrick had driven to Edmund Burke's; so it was plain that + Baretti's friends were losing no time in setting about helping him. They + all met in the Bow Street Police Court, and Goldsmith found that Burke had + already instructed a lawyer on behalf of Baretti. His tender heart was + greatly moved at the sight of Baretti when the latter was brought into + court, and placed in the dock, with a constable on each side. But the + prisoner himself appeared to be quite collected, and seemed proud of the + group of notable persons who had come to show their friendship for him. He + smiled at Reynolds and Goldsmith, and, when the witnesses were being + examined, polished the glasses of his spectacles with the greatest + composure. He appeared to be confident that Sir John Fielding would allow + him to go free when evidence was given that Jackson had been a man of + notoriously bad character, and he seemed greatly surprised when the + magistrate announced that he was returning him for trial at the next + sessions. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith asked Sir John Fielding for permission to accompany the prisoner + in the coach that was taking him to Newgate, and his request was granted. + </p> + <p> + He clasped Baretti's hand with tears in his eyes when they set out on this + melancholy drive, saying— + </p> + <p> + “My dear friend, I shall never forgive myself for having brought you to + this.” + </p> + <p> + “Psha, sir!” said Baretti. “'Tis not you, but the foolish laws of this + country that must be held accountable for the situation of the moment. In + what country except this could a thing so ridiculous occur? A gross + ruffian attacks me, and in the absence of any civil force for the + protection of the people, I am compelled to protect myself from his + violence. It so happens that instead of the fellow killing me, I by + accident kill him, and lo! a pigheaded magistrate sends me to be tried for + my life! Mother of God! that is what is called the course of justice in + this country! The course of idiocy it had much better be called!” + </p> + <p> + “Do not be alarmed,” said Goldsmith. “When you appear before a judge and + jury you will most certainly be acquitted. But can you forgive me for + being the cause of this great inconvenience to you?” + </p> + <p> + “I can easily forgive you, having no reason to hold you in any way + responsible for this <i>contretemps</i>,” said Baretti. “But I cannot + forgive that very foolish person who sat on the Bench at Bow street and + failed to perceive that my act had saved his constables and his hangman a + considerable amount of trouble! Heavens! that such carrion as the fellow + whom I killed should be regarded sacred—as sacred as though he were + an Archbishop! Body of Bacchus! was there ever a contention so + ridiculous?” + </p> + <p> + “You will only be inconvenienced for a week or two, my dear friend,” said + Goldsmith. “It is quite impossible that you could be convicted—oh, + quite impossible. You shall have the best counsel available, and Reynolds + and Johnson and Beauclerk will speak for you.” + </p> + <p> + But Baretti declined to be pacified by such assurances. He continued + railing against England and English laws until the coach arrived at + Newgate. + </p> + <p> + It was with a very sad heart that Goldsmith, when he was left alone in the + coach, gave directions to be driven to the Hor-necks' house in + Westminster. On leaving his chambers in the morning, he had been uncertain + whether it was right for him to go at once to Bow street or to see Mary + Horneck. He felt that he should relieve Mary from the distress of mind + from which she had suffered for so long, but he came to the conclusion + that he should let nothing come between him and his duty in respect of the + man who was suffering by reason of his friendship for him, Goldsmith. Now, + however, that he had discharged his duty so far as he could in regard to + Baretti, he lost no time in going to the Jessamy Bride. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Horneck again met him in the hall. Her face was very grave, and the + signs of recent tears were visible on it. + </p> + <p> + “Dear Dr. Goldsmith,” she said, “I am in deep distress about Mary.” + </p> + <p> + “How so, madam?” he gasped, for a dreadful thought had suddenly come to + him. Had he arrived at this house only to hear that the girl was at the + point of death? + </p> + <p> + “She returned from Barton last night, seeming even more depressed than + when she left town,” said Mrs. Horneck. “But who could fancy that her + condition was so low as to be liable to such complete prostration as was + brought about by my son's announcement of this news about Signor Baretti?” + </p> + <p> + “It prostrated her?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, when Charles read out an account of the unhappy affair which is + printed in one of the papers, Mary listened breathlessly, and when he read + out the name of the man who was killed, she sank from her chair to the + floor in a swoon, just as though the man had been one of her friends, + instead of one whom none of us could ever possibly have met.” + </p> + <p> + “And now?” + </p> + <p> + “Now she is lying on the sofa in the drawingroom awaiting your coming with + strange impatience—I told her that you had been here yesterday and + also the day before. She has been talking very strangely since she awoke + from her faint—accusing herself of bringing her friends into + trouble, but evermore crying out, 'Why does he not come—why does he + not come to tell me all that there is to be told?' She meant you, dear Dr. + Goldsmith. She has somehow come to think of you as able to soothe her in + this curious imaginary distress, from which she is suffering quite as + acutely as if it were a real sorrow. Oh, I was quite overcome when I saw + the poor child lying as if she were dead before my eyes! Her condition is + the more sad, as I have reason to believe that Colonel Gwyn means to call + to-day.” + </p> + <p> + “Never mind Colonel Gwyn for the present, madam,” said Goldsmith, “Will + you have the goodness to lead me to her room? Have I not told you that I + am confident that I can restore her to health?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Dr. Goldsmith, if you could!—ah, if you only could! But alas, + alas!” + </p> + <p> + He followed her upstairs to the drawingroom where he had had his last + interview with Mary. Even before the door was opened the sound of sobbing + within the room came to his ears. + </p> + <p> + “Now, my dear child,” said her mother with an affectation of cheerfulness, + “you see that Dr. Goldsmith has kept his word. He has come to his Jessamy + Bride.” + </p> + <p> + The girl started up, but the struggle she had to do so showed him most + pathetically how weak she was. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, he is come he is come!” she cried. “Leave him with me, mother; he has + much to tell me.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” said he; “I have much.” + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Horneck left the room after kissing the girl's forehead. + </p> + <p> + She had hardly closed the door before Mary caught Goldsmith's hand + spasmodically in both her own—he felt how they were trembling-as she + cried— + </p> + <p> + “The terrible thing that has happened! He is dead—you know it, of + course? Oh, it is terrible—terrible! But the letters!—they + will be found upon him or at the place where he lived, and it will be + impossible to keep my secret longer. Will his friends—he had evil + friends, I know—will they print them, do you think? Ah, I see by + your face that you believe they will print the letters, and I shall be + undone—undone.” + </p> + <p> + “My dear,” he said, “you might be able to bear the worst news that I could + bring you; but will you be able to bear the best?” + </p> + <p> + “The best! Ah, what is the best?” + </p> + <p> + “It is more difficult to prepare for the best than for the worst, my + child. You are very weak, but you must not give way to your weakness.” + </p> + <p> + She stared at him with wistful, expectant eyes. Her hands were clasped + more tightly than ever upon his own. He saw that she was trying to speak, + but failing to utter a single word. + </p> + <p> + He waited for a few moments and then drew out of his pocket the packet of + her letters, and gave it to her. She looked at it strangely for certainly + a minute. She could not realise the truth. She could only gaze mutely at + the packet. He perceived that that gradual dawning of the truth upon her + meant the saving of her life. He knew that she would not now be + overwhelmed with the joy of being saved. + </p> + <p> + Then she gave a sudden cry. The letters dropped from her hand. She flung + her arms around his neck and kissed him again and again on the cheeks. + Quite as suddenly she ceased kissing him and laughed—not + hysterically, but joyously, as she sprang to her feet with scarcely an + effort and walked across the room to the window that looked upon the + street. He followed her with his eyes and saw her gazing out. Then she + turned round with another laugh that rippled through the room. How long + was it since he had heard her laugh in that way? + </p> + <p> + She came toward him, and then he knew that he had had his reward, for her + cheeks that had been white were now glowing with the roses of June, and + her eyes that had been dim were sparkling with gladness. + </p> + <p> + “Ah,” she cried, putting out both her hands to him. “Ah, I knew that I was + right in telling you my secret, and in asking you to help me. I knew that + you would not fail me in my hour of need, and you shall be dear to me for + evermore for having helped me. There is no one in the world like you, dear + Oliver Goldsmith. I have always felt that—so good, so true, so full + of tenderness and that sweet simplicity which has made the greatest and + best people in the world love you, as I love you, dear, dear friend! O, + you are a friend to be trusted—a friend who would be ready to die + for his friend. Gratitude—you do not want gratitude. It is well that + you do not want gratitude, for what could gratitude say to you for what + you have done? You have saved me from death—from worse than death—and + I know that the thought that you have done so will be your greatest + reward. I will always be near you, that you may see me and feel that I + live only because you stretched out your kind hand and drew me out of the + deep waters—the waters that had well-nigh closed over my head.” + </p> + <p> + He sat before her, looking up to the sweet face that looked down upon him. + His eyes were full of tears. The world had dealt hardly with him; but he + felt that his life had not been wholly barren of gladness, since he had + lived to see—even through the dimness of tears—so sweet a face + looking into his own with eyes full of the light of—was it the + gratitude of a girl? Was it the love of a woman? + </p> + <p> + He could not speak. He could not even return the pressure of the small + hands that clasped his own with all the gracious pressure of the tendrils + of a climbing flower. + </p> + <p> + “Have you nothing to say to me—no word to give me at this moment?” + she asked in a whisper, and her head was bent closer to his, and her + fingers seemed to him to tighten somewhat around his own. + </p> + <p> + “What word?” said he. “Ah, my child, what word should come from such a man + as I to such a woman as you? No, I have no word. Such complete happiness + as is mine at this moment does not seek to find expression in words. You + have given me such happiness as I never hoped for in my life. You have + understood me—you alone, and that to such as I means happiness.” + </p> + <p> + She dropped his hands so suddenly as almost to suggest that she had flung + them away from her. She took an impatient step or two in the direction of + the window. + </p> + <p> + “You talk of my understanding you,” she said in a voice that had a sob in + it. “Yes, but have you no thought of understanding me? Is it only a man's + nature that is worth trying to understand? Is a woman's not worthy of a + thought?” + </p> + <p> + He started up and seemed about to stretch his arms out to her, but with a + sudden drawing in of his breath he put his hands behind his back and + locked the fingers of both together. + </p> + <p> + Thus he stood looking at her while she had her face averted, not knowing + the struggle that was going on between the two powers that are ever in the + throes of conflict within the heart of a man who loves a woman well enough + to have no thought of himself—no thought except for her happiness. + </p> + <p> + “No,” he said at last. “No, my dear, dear child; I have no word to say to + you! I fear to speak a word. The happiness that a man builds up for + himself may be destroyed by the utterance of one word. I wish to remain + happy—watching your happiness—in silence. Perhaps I may + understand you—I may understand something of the thought which + gratitude suggests to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, gratitude!” said she in a tone that was sad even in its scornfulness. + She had not turned her head toward him. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I may understand something of your nature—the sweetest, the + tenderest that ever made a woman blessed; but I understand myself better, + and I know in what direction lies my happiness—in what direction + lies your happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! are you sure that they are two—that they are separate?” said + she. And now she moved her head slowly so that she was looking into his + face. + </p> + <p> + There was a long pause. She could not see the movement of his hands. He + still held them behind him. At last he said slowly— + </p> + <p> + “I am sure, my dear one. Ah, I am but too sure. Would to God there were a + chance of my being mistaken! Ah, dear, dear child, it is my lot to look on + happiness through another man's eyes. And, believe me, there is more + happiness in doing so than the world knows of. No, no! Do not speak—for + God's sake, do not speak to me! Do not say those words which are trembling + on your lips, for they mean unhappiness to both of us.” + </p> + <p> + She continued looking at him; then suddenly, with a little cry, she turned + away, and throwing herself down on the sofa, burst into tears, with her + face upon one of the arms, which her hands held tightly. + </p> + <p> + After a time he went to her side and laid a hand upon her hair. + </p> + <p> + She raised her head and looked up to him with streaming eyes. She put a + hand out to him, saying in a low but clear voice— + </p> + <p> + “You are right. Oh, I know you are right. I will not speak that word; but + I can never—never cease to think of you as the best—the + noblest—the truest of men. You have been my best friend—my + only friend—and there is no dearer name that a man can be called by + a woman.” + </p> + <p> + He bent his head and kissed her on the forehead, but spoke no word. + </p> + <p> + A moment afterwards Mrs. Horneck entered the room. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, mother, mother!” cried the girl, starting up, “I knew that I was + right—I knew that Dr. Goldsmith would be able to help me. Ah, I am a + new girl since he came to see me. I feel that I am well once more—that + I shall never be ill again! Oh, he is the best doctor in the world!” + </p> + <p> + “Why, what a transformation there is already!” said her mother. “Ah, Dr. + Goldsmith was always my dear girl's friend!” + </p> + <p> + “Friend—friend!” she said slowly, almost gravely. “Yes, he was + always my friend, and he will be so forever—my friend—our + friend.” + </p> + <p> + “Always, always,” said Mrs. Horneck. “I am doubly glad to find that you + have cast away your fit of melancholy, my dear, because Colonel Gwyn has + just called and expresses the deepest anxiety regarding your condition. + May I not ask him to come up in order that his mind may be relieved by + seeing you?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no! I will not see Colonel Gwyn to-day,” cried the girl. “Send him + away—send him away. I do not want to see him. I want to see no one + but our good friend Oliver Goldsmith. Ah, what did Colonel Gwyn ever do + for me that I should wish to see him?” + </p> + <p> + “My dear Mary——” + </p> + <p> + “Send him away, dear mother. I tell you that indeed I am not yet + sufficiently recovered to be able to have a visitor. Dr. Goldsmith has not + yet given me a good laugh, and till you come and find us laughing together + as we used to laugh in the old days, you cannot say that I am myself + again.” + </p> + <p> + “I will not do anything against your inclinations, child,” said Mrs. + Horneck. “I will tell Colonel Gwyn to renew his visit to you next week.” + </p> + <p> + “Do, dear mother,” cried the girl, laughing. “Say next week, or next year, + sweetest of mothers, or—best of all—say that he had better + come by and by, and then add, in the true style of Mr. Garrick, that 'by + and by is easily said.'” + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0030" id="link2HCH0030"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXX. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">A</span>s he went to his + chambers to dress before going to dine with the Dillys in the Poultry, + Goldsmith was happier than he had been for years. He had seen the light + return to the face that he loved more than all the faces in the world, and + he had been strong enough to put aside the temptation to hear her confess + that she returned the love which he bore her, but which he had never + confessed to her. He felt happy to know that the friendship which had been + so great a consolation to him for several years—the friendship for + the family who had been so good and so considerate to him—was the + same now as it had always been. He felt happy in the reflection that he + had spoken no word that would tend to jeopardise that friendship. He had + seen enough of the world to be made aware of the fact that there is no + more potent destroyer of friendship than love. He had put aside the + temptation to speak a word of love; nay, he had prevented her from + speaking what he believed would be a word of love, although the speaking + of that word would have been the sweetest sound that had ever fallen upon + his ears. + </p> + <p> + And that was how he came to feel happy. + </p> + <p> + And yet, that same night, when he was sitting alone in his room, he found + a delight in adding to that bundle of manuscripts which he had dedicated + to her and which some weeks before he had designed to destroy. He added + poem after poem to the verses which Johnson had rightly interpreted—verses + pulsating with the love that was in his heart—verses which Mary + Horneck could not fail to interpret aright should they ever come before + her eyes. + </p> + <p> + “But they shall never come before her eyes,” he said. “Ah, never—never! + It is in my power to avert at least that unhappiness from her life.” + </p> + <p> + And yet before he went to sleep he had a thought that perhaps one day she + might read those verses of his—yes, perhaps one day. He wondered if + that day was far off or nigh. + </p> + <p> + When he had been by her side, after Colonel Gwyn had left the house, he + had told her the story of the recovery of her letters; he did not, + however, think it necessary to tell her how the man had come to entertain + his animosity to Baretti; and she thus regarded the latter's killing of + Jackson as an accident. + </p> + <p> + After the lapse of a day or two he began to think if it might not be well + for him to consult with Edmund Burke as to whether it would be to the + advantage of Baretti or otherwise to submit evidence as to the threats + made use of by Jackson in regard to Baretti. He thought that it might be + possible to do so without introducing the name of Mary Horneck. But Burke, + after hearing the story—no mention of the name of Mary Horneck being + made by Goldsmith—came to the conclusion that it would be unwise to + introduce at the trial any question of animosity on the part of the man + who had been killed, lest the jury might be led to infer—as, indeed, + they might have some sort of reason for doing-that the animosity on + Jackson's part meant animosity on Baretti's part. Burke considered that a + defence founded upon the plea of accident was the one which was most + likely to succeed in obtaining from a jury a verdict of acquittal. If it + could be shown that the man had attacked Baretti as impudently as some of + the witnesses for the Crown were ready to admit that he did, Burke and his + legal advisers thought that the prisoner had a good chance of obtaining a + verdict. + </p> + <p> + The fact that neither Burke nor any one else spoke with confidence of the + acquittal had, however, a deep effect upon Goldsmith. His sanguine nature + had caused him from the first to feel certain of Baretti's safety, and any + one who reads nowadays an account of the celebrated trial would + undoubtedly be inclined to think that his feeling in this matter was fully + justified. That there should have been any suggestion of premeditation in + the unfortunate act of self-defence on the part of Baretti seems amazing + to a modern reader of the case as stated by the Crown. But as Edmund Burke + stated about that time in the House of Commons, England was a gigantic + shambles. The barest evidence against a prisoner was considered sufficient + to bring him to the gallows for an offence which nowadays, if proved + against him on unmistakable testimony, would only entail his incarceration + for a week. Women were hanged for stealing bread to keep their children + from that starvation which was the result of the kidnapping of their + husbands to serve in the navy; and yet Burke's was the only influential + voice that was lifted up against a system in comparison with which slavery + was not only tolerable, but commendable. + </p> + <p> + Baretti was indeed the only one of that famous circle of which Johnson was + the centre, who felt confident that he would be acquitted. For all his + railing against the detestable laws of the detestable country—which, + however, he found preferable to his own—he ridiculed the possibility + of his being found guilty. It was Johnson who considered it within the + bounds of his duty to make the Italian understand that, however absurd was + the notion of his being carted to the gallows, the likelihood was that he + would experience the feelings incidental to such an excursion. + </p> + <p> + He went full of this intention with Reynolds to visit the prisoner at + Newgate, and it may be taken for granted that he discharged his duty with + his usual emphasis. It is recorded, however, on the excellent authority of + Boswell, that Baretti was quite unmoved by the admonition of the sage. + </p> + <p> + It is also on authority of Boswell that we learn that Johnson was guilty + of what appears to us nowadays as a very gross breach of good taste as + well as of good feeling, when, on the question of the likelihood of + Baretti's failing to obtain a verdict being discussed, he declared that if + one of his friends were fairly hanged he should not suffer, but eat his + dinner just the same as usual. It is fortunate, however, that we know + something of the systems adopted by Johnson when pestered by the idiotic + insistence of certain trivial matters by Boswell, and the record of + Johnson's pretence to appear a callous man of the world probably deceived + no one in the world except the one man whom it was meant to silence. + </p> + <p> + But, however callous Dr. Johnson may have pretended to be—however + insincere Tom Davis the bookseller may—according to Johnson—have + been, there can be no doubt that poor Goldsmith was in great trepidation + until the trial was over. He gave evidence in favour of Baretti, though + Boswell, true to his detestation of the man against whom he entertained an + envy that showed itself every time he mentioned his name, declined to + mention this fact, taking care, however, that Johnson got full credit for + appearing in the witness-box with Burke, Garrick and Beauclerk. + </p> + <p> + Baretti was acquitted, the jury being satisfied that, as the fruit-knife + was a weapon which was constantly carried by Frenchmen and Italians, they + might possibly go so far as to assume that it had not been bought by the + prisoner solely with the intention of murdering the man who had attacked + him in the Haymarket. The carrying of the fruit-knife seems rather a + strange turning-point of a case heard at a period when the law permitted + men to carry swords presumably for their own protection. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith's mind was set at ease by the acquittal of Baretti, and he + joined in the many attempts that were made to show the sympathy which was + felt—or, as Boswell would have us believe Johnson thought, was + simulated—by his friends for Baretti. He gave a dinner in honour of + the acquittal, inviting Johnson, Burke, Garrick, and a few others of the + circle, and he proposed the health of their guest, which, he said, had not + been so robust of late as to give all his friends an assurance that he + would live to a ripe old age. He also toasted the jury and the counsel, as + well as the turnkeys of Newgate and the usher of the Old Bailey. + </p> + <p> + When the trial was over, however, he showed that the strain to which he + had been subjected was too great for him. His health broke down, and he + was compelled to leave his chambers and hurry off to his cottage on the + Edgware Road, hoping to be benefitted by the change to the country, and + trusting also to be able to make some progress with the many works which + he had engaged himself to complete for the booksellers. He had, in + addition, his comedy to write for Garrick, and he was not unmindful of his + promise to give Mrs. Abington a part worthy of her acceptance. + </p> + <p> + He returned at rare intervals to town, and never failed at such times to + see his Jessamy Bride, with whom he had resumed his old relations of + friendship. When she visited her sister at Barton she wrote to him in her + usual high spirits. Little Comedy also sent him letters full of the fun in + which she delighted to indulge with him, and he was never too busy to + reply in the same strain. The pleasant circle at Bun-bury's country house + wished to have him once again in their midst, to join in their pranks, and + to submit, as he did with such good will, to their practical jests. + </p> + <p> + He did not go to Barton. He had made up his mind that that was one of the + pleasures of life which he should forego. At Barton he knew that he would + see Mary day by day, and he could not trust himself to be near her + constantly and yet refrain from saying the words which would make both of + them miserable. He had conquered himself once, but he was not sure that he + would be as strong a second time. + </p> + <p> + This perpetual struggle in which he was engaged—this constant + endeavour to crush out of his life the passion which alone made life + endurable to him, left him worn and weak, so it was not surprising that, + when a coach drove up to his cottage one day, after many months had + passed, and Mrs. Horneck stepped out, she was greatly shocked at the + change which was apparent in his appearance. + </p> + <p> + “Good heaven, Dr. Goldsmith!” she cried when she entered his little + parlour, “you are killing yourself by your hard work. Sir Joshua said he + was extremely apprehensive in regard to your health the last time he saw + you, but were he to see you now, he would be not merely apprehensive but + despairing.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, my dear madam,” he said. “I am only suffering from a slight attack + of an old enemy of mine. I am not so strong as I used to be; but let me + assure you that I feel much better since you have been good enough to give + me an opportunity of seeing you at my humble home. When I caught sight of + you stepping out of the coach I received a great shock for a moment; I + feared that—ah, I cannot tell you all that I feared.” + </p> + <p> + “However shocked you were, dear Dr. Goldsmith, you were not so shocked as + I was when you appeared before me,” said the lady. “Why, dear sir, you are + killing yourself. Oh, we must change all this. You have no one here to + give you the attention which your condition requires.” + </p> + <p> + “What, madam! Am not I a physician myself?” said the Doctor, making a + pitiful attempt to assume his old manner. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, sir! every moment I am more shocked,” said she. “I will take you in + hand. I came here to beg of you to go to Barton in my interests, but now I + will beg of you to go thither in your own.” + </p> + <p> + “To Barton? Oh, my dear madam——” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, sir, I insist! Ah! I might have known you better than to fancy I + should easier prevail upon you by asking you to go to advance your own + interests rather than mine. You were always more ready to help others than + to help yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “How is it possible, dear lady, that you need my poor help?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! I knew the best way to interest you. Dear friend, I know of no one + who could be of the same help to us as you.” + </p> + <p> + “There is no one who would be more willing, madam.” + </p> + <p> + “You have proved it long ago, Dr. Goldsmith. When Mary had that mysterious + indisposition, was not her recovery due to you? She announced that it was + you, and you only, who had brought her back to life.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! my dear Jessamy Bride was always generous. Surely she is not again in + need of my help.” + </p> + <p> + “It is for her sake I come to you to-day, Dr. Goldsmith. I am sure that + you are interested in her future—in the happiness which we all are + anxious to secure for her.” + </p> + <p> + “Happiness? What happiness, dear madam?” + </p> + <p> + “I will tell you, sir. I look on you as one of our family—nay, I can + talk with you more confidentially than I can with my own son.” + </p> + <p> + “You have ever been indulgent to me, Mrs. Horneck.” + </p> + <p> + “And you have ever been generous, sir; that is why I am here to-day. I + know that Mary writes to you. I wonder if she has yet told you that + Colonel Gwyn made her an offer with my consent.” + </p> + <p> + “No; she has not told me that.” + </p> + <p> + He spoke slowly, rising from his chair, but endeavoring to restrain the + emotion which he felt. + </p> + <p> + “It is not unlike Mary to treat the matter as if it were finally settled, + and so not worthy of another thought,” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “Finally settled?” repeated Goldsmith. “Then she has accepted Colonel + Gwyn's proposal?” + </p> + <p> + “On the contrary, sir, she rejected it,” said the mother. + </p> + <p> + He resumed his seat. Was the emotion which he experienced at that moment + one of gladness? + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she rejected a suitor whom we all considered most eligible,” said + the lady. “Colonel Gwyn is a man of good family, and his own character is + irreproachable. He is in every respect a most admirable man, and I am + convinced that my dear child's happiness would be assured with him—and + yet she sends him away from her.” + </p> + <p> + “That is possibly because she knows her own mind—her own heart, I + should rather say; and that heart the purest in the world.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! she is but a girl.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, to my mind, she is something more than a girl. No man that lives is + worthy of her.” + </p> + <p> + “That may be true, dear friend; but no girl would thank you to act too + rigidly on that assumption—an assumption which would condemn her to + live and die an old maid. Now, my dear Dr. Goldsmith, I want you to take a + practical and not a poetical view of a matter which so closely concerns + the future of one who is dear to me, and in whom I am sure you take a + great interest.” + </p> + <p> + “I would do anything for her happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “I know it. Well you have long been aware, I am sure, that she regards you + with the greatest respect and esteem—nay, if I may say it, with + affection as well.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! affection—affection for me?” + </p> + <p> + “You know it. If you were her brother she could not have a warmer regard + for you. And that is why I have come to you to-day to beg of you to yield + to the entreaties of your friends at Barton and pay them a visit. Mary is + there, and I hope you will see your way to use your influence with her on + behalf of Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “What! I, madam?” + </p> + <p> + “Has my suggestion startled you? It should not have done so. I tell you, + my friend, there is no one to whom I could go in this way, saving + yourself. Indeed, there is no one else who would be worth going to, for no + one possesses the influence over her that you have always had. I am + convinced, Dr. Goldsmith, that she would listen to your persuasion while + turning a deaf ear to that of any one else. You will lend us your + influence, will you not, dear friend?” + </p> + <p> + “I must have time to think—to think. How can I answer you at once in + this matter? Ah, you cannot know what my decision means to me.” + </p> + <p> + He had left his chair once more and was standing against the fireplace + looking into the empty grate. + </p> + <p> + “You are wrong,” she said in a low tone. “You are wrong; I know what is in + your thoughts—in your heart. You fear that if Mary were married she + would stand on a different footing in respect to you.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! a different footing!” + </p> + <p> + “I think that you are in error in that respect,” said the lady. “Marriage + is not such a change as some people seem to fancy it is. Is not Katherine + the same to you now as she was before she married Charles Bunbury?” + </p> + <p> + He looked at her with a little smile upon his face. How little she knew of + what was in his heart! + </p> + <p> + “Ah, yes, my dear Little Comedy is unchanged,” said he. + </p> + <p> + “And your Jessamy Bride would be equally unchanged,” said Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + “But where lies the need for her to marry at once?” he inquired. “If she + were in love with Colonel Gwyn there would be no reason why they should + not marry at once; but if she does not love him——” + </p> + <p> + “Who can say that she does not love him?” cried the lady. “Oh, my dear Dr. + Goldsmith, a young woman is herself the worst judge in all the world of + whether or not she loves one particular man. I give you my word, sir, I + was married for five years before I knew that I loved my husband. When I + married him I know that I was under the impression that I actually + disliked him. Marriages are made in heaven, they say, and very properly, + for heaven only knows whether a woman really loves a man, and a man a + woman. Neither of the persons in the contract is capable of pronouncing a + just opinion on the subject.” + </p> + <p> + “I think that Mary should know what is in her own heart.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas! alas! I fear for her. It is because I fear for her I am desirous of + seeing her married to a good man—a man with whom her future + happiness would be assured. You have talked of her heart, my friend; alas! + that is just why I fear for her. I know how her heart dominates her life + and prevents her from exercising her judgment. A girl who is ruled by her + heart is in a perilous way. I wonder if she told you what her uncle, with + whom she was sojourning in Devonshire, told me about her meeting a certain + man there—my brother did not make me acquainted with his name—and + being so carried away with some plausible story he told that she actually + fancied herself in love with him—actually, until my brother, + learning that the man was a disreputable fellow, put a stop to an affair + that could only have had a disastrous ending. Ah! her heart——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she told me all that. Undoubtedly she is dominated by her heart.” + </p> + <p> + “That is, I repeat, why I tremble for her future. If she were to meet at + some time, when perhaps I might not be near her, another adventurer like + the fellow whom she met in Devonshire, who can say that she would not + fancy she loved him? What disaster might result! Dear friend, would you + desire to save her from the fate of your Olivia?” + </p> + <p> + There was a long pause before he said— + </p> + <p> + “Madam, I will do as you ask me. I will go to Mary and endeavour to point + out to her that it is her duty to marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “I knew you would grant my request, my dear, dear friend,” cried the + mother, catching his hand and pressing it. “But I would ask of you not to + put the proposal to her quite in that way. To suggest that a girl with a + heart should marry a particular man because her duty lies in that + direction would be foolishness itself. Duty? The word is abhorrent to the + ear of a young woman whose heart is ripe for love.” + </p> + <p> + “You are a woman.” + </p> + <p> + “I am one indeed; I know what are a woman's thoughts—her longings—her + hopes—and alas! her self-deceptions. A woman's heart—ah, Dr. + Goldsmith, you once put into a few lines the whole tragedy of a woman's + life. What experience was it urged you to write those lines?— + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + 'When lovely woman stoops to folly. + </p> + <p class="indent15"> + And finds too late. . .' + </p> + <p> + <br /> + </p> + <p> + To think that one day, perhaps a child of mine should sing that song of + poor Olivia!” He did not tell her that Mary had already quoted the lines + in his hearing. He bowed his head, saying— + </p> + <p> + “I will go to her.” + </p> + <p> + “You will be saving her—ah, sir, will you not be saving yourself,” + cried Mrs. Horneck. + </p> + <p> + He started slightly. + </p> + <p> + “Saving myself? What can your meaning be, Mrs. Horneck?” + </p> + <p> + “I tell you I was shocked beyond measure when I entered this room and saw + you,” she replied. “You are ill, sir; you are very ill, and the change to + the garden at Barton will do you good. You have been neglecting yourself—yes, + and some one who will nurse you back to life. Oh, Barton is the place for + you!” + </p> + <p> + “There is no place I should like better to die at,” said he. + </p> + <p> + “To die at?” she said. “Nonsense, sir! you are I trust, far from death + still. Nay, you will find life, and not death, there. Life is there for + you.” + </p> + <p> + “Your daughter Mary is there,” said he. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0031" id="link2HCH0031"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXI. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">H</span>e wrote that very + evening, after Mrs. Horneck had taken her departure, one of his merry + letters to Katherine Bunbury, telling her that he had resolved to yield + gracefully to her entreaties to visit her, and meant to leave for Barton + the next day. When that letter was written he gave himself up to his + thoughts. + </p> + <p> + All his thoughts were of Mary. He was going to place a barrier between her + and himself. He was going to give himself a chance of life by making it + impossible for him to love her. This writer of books had brought himself + to think that if Mary Horneck were to marry Colonel Gwyn he, Oliver + Goldsmith, would come to think of her as he thought of her sister—with + the affection which exists between good friends. + </p> + <p> + While her mother had been talking to him about her and her loving heart, + he had suddenly become possessed of the truth: it was her sympathetic + heart that had led her to make the two mistakes of her life. First, she + had fancied that she loved the impostor whom she had met in Devonshire, + and then she had fancied that she loved him, Oliver Goldsmith. He knew + what she meant by the words which she had spoken in his presence. He knew + that if he had not been strong enough to answer her as he had done that + day, she would have told him that she loved him. + </p> + <p> + Her mother was right. She was in great danger through her liability to + follow the promptings of her heart. If already she had made two such + mistakes as he had become aware of, into what disaster might not she be + led in the future? + </p> + <p> + Yes; her mother was right. Safety for a girl with so tender a heart was to + be found only in marriage—marriage with such a man as Colonel Gwyn + undoubtedly was. He recollected the details of Colonel Gwyn's visit to + himself, and how favourably impressed he had been with the man. He + undoubtedly possessed every trait of character that goes to constitute a + good man and a good husband. Above all, he was devoted to Mary Horneck, + and there was no man who would be better able to keep her from the dangers + which surrounded her. + </p> + <p> + Yes, he would go to Barton and carry out Mrs. Horneck's request. He would, + moreover, be careful to refrain from any mention of the word duty, which + would, the lady had declared, if introduced into his argument, tend to + frustrate his intention. + </p> + <p> + He went down to Barton by coach the next day. He felt very ill indeed, and + he was not quite so confident as Mrs. Horneck that the result of his visit + would be to restore him to perfect health. His last thought before leaving + was that if Mary was made happy nothing else was worth a moment's + consideration. + </p> + <p> + She met him with a chaise driven by Bunbury, at the cross roads, where the + coach set him down; and he could not fail to perceive that she was even + more shocked than her mother had been at his changed appearance. While + still on the top of the coach he saw her face lighted with pleasure the + instant she caught sight of him. She waved her hand toward him, and + Bunbury waved his whip. But the moment he had swung himself painfully and + laboriously to the ground, he saw the look of amazement both on her face + and on that of her brother-in-law. + </p> + <p> + She was speechless, but it was not in the nature of Bunbury to be so. + </p> + <p> + “Good Lord! Noll, what have you been doing to yourself?” he cried. “Why, + you're not like the same man. Is he, Mary?” + </p> + <p> + Mary only shook her head. + </p> + <p> + “I have been ill,” said Oliver. “But I am better already, having seen you + both with your brown country faces. How is my Little Comedy? Is she ready + to give me another lesson in loo?” + </p> + <p> + “She will give you what you need most, you may be certain,” said Bunbury, + while the groom was strapping on his carpet-bag. “Oh! yes; we will take + care that you get rid of that student's face of yours,” he continued. + “Yes, and those sunken eyes! Good Lord! what a wreck you are! But we'll + build you up again, never fear! Barton is the place for you and such as + you, my friend.” + </p> + <p> + “I tell you I am better already,” cried Goldsmith; and then, as the chaise + drove off, he glanced at the girl sitting opposite to him. Her face had + become pale, her eyes were dim. She had spoken no word to him; she was not + even looking at him. She was gazing over the hedgerows and the ploughed + fields. + </p> + <p> + Bunbury rattled away in unison with the rattling of the chaise along the + uneven road. He roared with laughter as he recalled some of the jests + which had been played upon Goldsmith when he had last been at Barton; but + though Oliver tried to smile in response, Mary was silent. When the chaise + arrived at the house, however, and Little Comedy welcomed her guest at the + great door, her high spirits triumphed over even the depressing effect of + her husband's artificial hilarity. She did not betray the shock which she + experienced on observing how greatly changed was her friend since he had + been with her and her sister at Ranelagh. She met him with a laugh and a + cry of “You have never come to us without your scratch-wig? If you have + forgot it, you will e'en have to go back for it.” + </p> + <p> + The allusion to the merriment which had made the house noisy when he had + last been at Barton caused Oliver to brighten up somewhat; and later on, + at dinner, he yielded to the influence of Katherine Bun-bury's splendid + vitality. Other guests were at the table, and the genial chat quickly + became general. After dinner, he sang several of his Irish songs for his + friends in the drawing-room, Mary playing an accompaniment on the + harpsichord. Before he went to his bed-room he was ready to confess that + Mrs. Horneck had judged rightly what would be the effect upon himself of + his visit to the house he loved. He felt better—better than he had + been for months. + </p> + <p> + In the morning he was pleased to find that Mary seemed to have recovered + her usual spirits. She walked round the grounds with him and her sister + after breakfast, and laughed without reservation at the latter's amusing + imitation, after the manner of Garrick, of Colonel Gwyn's declaration of + his passion, and of Mary's reply to him. She had caught very happily the + manner of the suitor, though of course she made a burlesque of the scene, + especially in assuming the fluttered demureness which she declared she had + good reason for knowing had frightened the lover so greatly as to cause + him to talk of the evil results of drinking tea, when he had meant to talk + about love. + </p> + <p> + She had such a talent for this form of fun, and she put so much character + into her casual travesties of every one whom she sought to imitate, she + never gave offence, as a less adroit or less discriminating person would + be certain to have done. Mary laughed even more heartily than Goldsmith at + the account her sister gave of the imaginary scene. + </p> + <p> + Goldsmith soon found that the proposal of Colonel Gwyn had passed into the + already long list of family jests, and he saw that he was expected to + understand the many allusions daily made to the incident of his rejection. + A new nickname had been found by her brother-in-law for Mary, and of + course Katherine quickly discovered one that was extremely appropriate to + Colonel Gwyn; and thus, with sly glances and good-humoured mirth, the + hours passed as they had always done in the house which humoured mirth, + the hours passed as they had always done in the house which had ever been + so delightful to at least one of the guests. + </p> + <p> + He could not help feeling, however, before his visit had reached its + fourth day, that the fact of their treating in this humourous fashion an + incident which Mrs. Horneck had charged him to treat very seriously was + extremely embarrassing to his mission. How was he to ask Mary to treat as + the most serious incident in her life the one which was every day treated + before her eyes with levity by her sister and her husband? + </p> + <p> + And yet he felt daily the truth of what Mrs. Horneck had said to him—that + Mary's acceptance of Colonel Gwyn would be an assurance of her future such + as might not be so easily found again. He feared to think what might be in + store for a girl who had shown herself to be ruled only by her own + sympathetic heart. + </p> + <p> + He resolved that he would speak to her without delay respecting Colonel + Gwyn; and though he was afraid that at first she might be disposed to + laugh at his attempt to put a more serious complexion upon her rejection + of the suitor whom her mother considered most eligible, he had no doubt + that he could bring her to regard the matter with some degree of gravity. + </p> + <p> + The opportunity for making an attempt in this direction occurred on the + afternoon of the fourth day of his visit. He found himself alone with Mary + in the still-room. She had just put on an apron in order to put new covers + on the jars of preserved walnuts. As she stood in the middle of the + many-scented room, surrounded by bottles of distilled waters and jars of + preserved fruits and great Worcester bowls of potpourri, with bundles of + sweet herbs and drying lavenders suspended from the ceiling, Charles + Bunbury, passing along the corridor with his dogs, glanced in. + </p> + <p> + “What a housewife we have become!” he cried. “Quite right, my dear; the + head of the Gwyn household will need to be deft.” + </p> + <p> + Mary laughed, throwing a sprig of thyme at him, and Oliver spoke before + the dog's paws sounded on the polished oak of the staircase. + </p> + <p> + “I am afraid, my Jessamy Bride,” said he, “that I do not enter into the + spirit of this jest about Colonel Gwyn so heartily as your sister or her + husband.” + </p> + <p> + “'Tis foolish on their part,” said she. “But Little Comedy is ever on the + watch for a subject for her jests, and Charles is an active abettor of her + in her folly. This particular jest is, I think, a trifle threadbare by + now.” + </p> + <p> + “Colonel Gwyn is a gentleman who deserves the respect of every one,” said + he. + </p> + <p> + “Indeed, I agree with you,” she cried. “I agree with you heartily. I do + not know a man whom I respect more highly. Had I not every right to feel + flattered by his attention?” + </p> + <p> + “No—no; you have no reason to feel flattered by the attention of any + man from the Prince down—or should I say up?” he replied. + </p> + <p> + “'Twould be treason to say so,” she laughed. “Well, let poor Colonel Gwyn + be. What a pity 'tis Sir Isaac Newton did not discover a new way of + treating walnuts for pickling! That discovery would have been more + valuable to us than his theory of gravitation, which, I hold, never saved + a poor woman a day's work.” + </p> + <p> + “I do not want to let Colonel Gwyn be,” said he quietly. “On the contrary, + I came down here specially to talk of him.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I perceive that you have been speaking with my mother,” said she, + continuing her work. + </p> + <p> + “Mary, my dear, I have been thinking about you very earnestly of late,” + said he. + </p> + <p> + “Only of late!” she cried. “Ah! I flattered myself that I had some of your + thoughts long ago as well.” + </p> + <p> + “I have always thought of you with the truest affection, dear child. But + latterly you have never been out of my thoughts.” She ceased her work and + looked towards him gratefully—attentively. He left his seat and went + to her side. + </p> + <p> + “My sweet Jessamy Bride,” said he, “I have thought of your future with + great uneasiness of heart. I feel towards you as—as—perhaps a + father might feel, or an elder brother. My happiness in the future is + dependent upon yours, and alas! I fear for you; the world is full of + snares.” + </p> + <p> + “I know that,” she quietly said. “Ah, you know that I have had some + experience of the snares. If you had not come to my help what shame would + have been mine!” + </p> + <p> + “Dear child, there was no blame to be attached to you in that painful + affair,” said he. “It was your tender heart that led you astray at first, + and thank God you have the same good heart in your bosom. But alas! 'tis + just the tenderness of your heart that makes me fear for you.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay; it can become as steel upon occasions,” said she. “Did not I send + Colonel Gwyn away from me?” + </p> + <p> + “You were wrong to do so, my Mary,” he said. “Colonel Gwyn is a good man—he + is a man with whom your future would be sure. He would be able to shelter + you from all dangers—from the dangers into which your own heart may + lead you again as it led you before.” + </p> + <p> + “You have come here to plead the cause of Colonel Gwyn?” said she. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” he replied. “I believe him to be a good man. I believe that as his + wife you would be safe from all the dangers which surround such a girl as + you in the world.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah! my dear friend,” she cried. “I have seen enough of the world to know + that a woman is not sheltered from the dangers of the world from the day + she marries. Nay, is it not often the case that the dangers only begin to + beset her on that day?” + </p> + <p> + “Often—often. But it would not be so with you, dear child—at + least, not if you marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “Even if I do not love him? Ah! I fear that you have become a worldly man + all at once, Dr. Goldsmith. You counsel a poor weak girl from the + standpoint of her matchmaking mother.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay, God knows, my sweet Mary, what it costs me to speak to you in this + way. God knows how much sweeter it would be for me to be able to think of + you always as I think of you know—bound to no man—the dearest + of all my friends. I know it would be impossible for me to occupy the same + position as I now do in regard to you if you were married. Ah! I have seen + that there is no more potent divider of friendship than marriage.” + </p> + <p> + “And yet you urge upon me to marry Colonel Gwyn?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes—yes—I say I do think it would mean the assurance of your—your + happiness—yes, happiness in the future.” + </p> + <p> + “Surely no man ever had so good a heart as you!” she cried. “You are ready + to sacrifice yourself—I mean you are ready to forego all the + pleasure which our meeting, as we have been in the habit of meeting for + the past four years, gives you, for the sake of seeing me on the way to + happiness—or what you fancy will be happiness.” + </p> + <p> + “I am ready, my dear child; you know what the sacrifice means to me.” + </p> + <p> + “I do,” she said after a pause. “I do, because I know what it would mean + to me. But you shall not be called to make that sacrifice. I will not + marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “Nay—nay—do not speak so definitely,” he said. + </p> + <p> + “I will speak definitely,” she cried. “Yes, the time is come for me to + speak definitely. I might agree to marry Colonel Gwyn in the hope of being + happy if I did not love some one else; but loving some one else with all + my heart, I dare not—oh! I dare not even entertain the thought of + marrying Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “You love some one else?” he said slowly, wonderingly. For a moment there + went through his mind the thought— + </p> + <p> + “<i>Her heart has led her astray once again.</i>'” + </p> + <p> + “I love some one else with all my heart and all my strength,” she cried; + “I love one who is worthy of all the love of the best that lives in the + world. I love one who is cruel enough to wish to turn me away from his + heart, though that heart of his has known the secret of mine for long.” + </p> + <p> + Now he knew what she meant. He put his hands together before her, saying + in a hushed voice— + </p> + <p> + “Ah, child—child—spare me that pain—let me go from you.” + </p> + <p> + “Not till you hear me,” she said. “Ah! cannot you perceive that I love you—only + you, Oliver Goldsmith?” + </p> + <p> + “Hush—for God's sake!” he cried. + </p> + <p> + “I will not hush,” she said. “I will speak for love's sake—for the + sake of that love which I bear you—for the sake of that love which I + know you return.” + </p> + <p> + “Alas—alas!” + </p> + <p> + “I know it. Is there any shame in such a girl as I am confessing her love + for such a man as you? I think that there is none. The shame before heaven + would be in my keeping silence—in marrying a man I do not love. Ah! + I have known you as no one else has known you. I have understood your + nature—so sweet—so simple—so great—so true. I + thought last year when you saved me from worse than death that the feeling + which I had for you might perhaps be gratitude; but now I have come to + know the truth.” + </p> + <p> + He laid his hand on her arm, saying in a whisper— + </p> + <p> + “Stop—stop—for God's sake, stop! I—I—do not love + you.” + </p> + <p> + She looked at him and laughed at first. But as his head fell, her laugh + died away. There was a long silence, during which she kept her eyes fixed + upon him, as he stood before her looking at the floor. + </p> + <p> + “You do not love me?” she said in a slow whisper. “Will you say those + words again with your eyes looking into mine?” + </p> + <p> + “Do not humiliate me further,” he said. “Have some pity upon me.” + </p> + <p> + “No—no; pity is not for me,” she said. “If you spoke the truth when + you said those words, speak it again now. Tell me again that you do not + love me.” + </p> + <p> + “You say you know me,” he cried, “and yet you think it possible that I + could take advantage of this second mistake that your kind and sympathetic + heart has made for your own undoing. Look there—there—into + that glass, and see what a terrible mistake your heart has made.” + </p> + <p> + He pointed to a long, narrow mirror between the windows. It reflected an + exquisite face and figure by the side of a face on which long suffering + and struggle, long years of hardship and toil, had left their mark—a + figure attenuated by want and ill-health. + </p> + <p> + “Look at that ludicrous contrast, my child,” he said, “and you will see + what a mistake your heart has made. Have I not heard the jests which have + been made when we were walking together? Have I not noticed the pain they + gave you? Do you think me capable of increasing that pain in the future? + Do you think me capable of bringing upon your family, who have been kinder + than any living beings to me, the greatest misfortune that could befall + them? Nay, nay, my dear child; you cannot think that I could be so base.” + </p> + <p> + “I will not think of anything except that I love the man who is best + worthy of being loved of all men in the world,” said she. “Ah, sir, cannot + you perceive that your attitude toward me now but strengthens my affection + for you?” + </p> + <p> + “Mary—Mary—this is madness!” + </p> + <p> + “Listen to me,” she said. “I feel that you return my affection; but I will + put you to the test. If you can look into my face and tell me that you do + not love me I will marry Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + There was another pause before he said— + </p> + <p> + “Have I not spoken once? Why should you urge me on to so painful an + ordeal? Let me go—let me go.” + </p> + <p> + “Not until you answer me—not until I have proved you. Look into my + eyes, Oliver Goldsmith, and speak those words to me that you spoke just + now.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, dear child——” + </p> + <p> + “You cannot speak those words.” There was another long silence. The + terrible struggle that was going on in the heart of that man whose words + are now so dear to the hearts of so many million men and women, was + maintained in silence. No one but himself could hear the tempter's voice + whispering to him to put his arms round the beautiful girl who stood + before him, and kiss her on her cheeks, which were now rosy with + expectation. + </p> + <p> + He lifted up his head. His lips moved, He put out a hand to her a little + way, but with a moan he drew it back. Then he looked into her eyes, and + said slowly— + </p> + <p> + “It is the truth. I do not love you with the heart of a lover.” + </p> + <p> + “That is enough. Leave me! My heart is broken!” + </p> + <p> + She fell into a chair, and covered her face with her hands. + </p> + <p> + He looked at her for a moment; then, with a cry of agony, he went out of + the room—out of the house. + </p> + <p> + In his heart, as he wandered on to the high road, there was not much of + the exaltation of a man who knows that he has overcome an unworthy + impulse. + </p> + <p> + <br /><br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2HCH0032" id="link2HCH0032"> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CHAPTER XXXII. + </h2> + <p class="pfirst"> + <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>hen he did not + return toward night Charles Bunbury and his wife became alarmed. He had + only taken his hat and cloak from the hall as he went out; he had left no + line to tell them that he did not mean to return. + </p> + <p> + Bunbury questioned Mary about him. Had he not been with her in the + still-room, he inquired. + </p> + <p> + She told him the truth—as much of the truth as she could tell. + </p> + <p> + “I am afraid that his running away was due to me,” she said. “If so, I + shall never forgive myself.” + </p> + <p> + “What can be your meaning, my dear?” he inquired. “I thought that you and + he had always been the closest friends.” + </p> + <p> + “If we had not been such friends we should never have quarreled,” said + she. “You know that our mother has had her heart set upon my acceptance of + Colonel Gwyn. Well, she went to see Goldsmith at his cottage, and begged + of him to come to me with a view of inducing me to accept the proposal of + Colonel Gwyn.” + </p> + <p> + “I heard nothing of that,” said he, with a look of astonishment. “And so I + suppose when he began to be urgent in his pleading you got annoyed and + said something that offended him.” + </p> + <p> + She held down her head. + </p> + <p> + “You should be ashamed of yourself,” said he “Have you not seen long ago + that that man is no more than a child in simplicity?” + </p> + <p> + “I am ashamed of myself,” said she. “I shall never forgive myself for my + harshness.” + </p> + <p> + “That will not bring him back,” said her brother-in-law. “Oh! it is always + the best of friends who part in this fashion.” + </p> + <p> + Two days afterwards he told his wife that he was going to London. He had + so sincere an attachment for Goldsmith, his wife knew very well that he + felt that sudden departure of his very deeply, and that he would try and + induce him to return. + </p> + <p> + But when Bunbury came back after the lapse of a couple of days, he came + back alone. His wife met him in the chaise when the coach came up. His + face was very grave. + </p> + <p> + “I saw the poor fellow,” he said. “I found him at his chambers in Brick + Court. He is very ill indeed.” + </p> + <p> + “What, too ill to be moved?” she cried. He shook his head. + </p> + <p> + “Far too ill to be moved,” he said. “I never saw a man in worse condition. + He declared, however, that he had often had as severe attacks before now, + and that he has no doubt he will recover. He sent his love to you and to + Mary. He hopes you will forgive him for his rudeness, he says.” + </p> + <p> + “His rudeness! his rudeness!” said Katherine, her eyes streaming with + tears. “Oh, my poor friend—my poor friend!” She did not tell her + sister all that her husband had said to her. Mary was, of course, very + anxious to hear how Oliver was, but Katherine only said that Charles had + seen him and found him very ill. The doctor who was in attendance on him + had promised to write if he thought it advisable for him to have a change + to the country. + </p> + <p> + The next morning the two sisters were sitting together when the postboy's + horn sounded. They started up simultaneously, awaiting a letter from the + doctor. + </p> + <p> + No letter arrived, only a narrow parcel, clumsily sealed, addressed to + Miss Hor-neck in a strange handwriting. + </p> + <p> + When she had broken the seals she gave a cry, for the packet contained + sheet after sheet in Goldsmith's hand—poems addressed to her—the + love-songs which his heart had been singing to her through the long + hopeless years. + </p> + <p> + She glanced at one, then at another, and another, with beating heart. + </p> + <p> + She started up, crying— + </p> + <p> + “Ah! I knew it, I knew it! He loves me—he loves me as I love him—only + his love is deep, while mine was shallow! Oh, my dear love—he loves + me, and now he is dying! Ah! I know that he is dying, or he would not have + sent me these; he would have sacrificed himself—nay, he has + sacrificed himself for me—for me!” + </p> + <p> + She threw herself on a sofa and buried her face in her hands. + </p> + <p> + “My dear—dear sister,” said Katherine, “is it possible that you—you——” + </p> + <p> + “That I loved him, do you ask?” cried Mary, raising her head. “Yes, I + loved him—I love him still—I shall never love any one else, + and I am going to him to tell him so. Ah! God will be good—God will + be good. My love shall live until I go to him.” + </p> + <p> + “My poor child!” said her sister. “I could never have guessed your secret. + Come away. We will go to him together.” + </p> + <p> + They left by the coach that day, and early the next morning they went + together to Brick Court. + </p> + <p> + A woman weeping met them at the foot of the stairs. They recognised Mrs. + Abington. + </p> + <p> + “Do not tell me that I am too late—for God's sake say that he still + lives!” cried Mary. + </p> + <p> + The actress took her handkerchief from her eyes. + </p> + <p> + She did not speak. She did not even shake her head. She only looked at the + girl, and the girl understood. + </p> + <p> + She threw herself into her sister's arms. + </p> + <p> + “He is dead!” she cried. “But, thank God, he did not die without knowing + that one woman in the world loved him truly for his own sake.” + </p> + <p> + “That surely is the best thought that a man can have, going into the + Presence,” said Mrs. Abington. “Ah, my child, I am a wicked woman, but I + know that while you live your fondest reflection will be that the thought + of your love soothed the last hours of the truest man that ever lived. Ah, + there was none like him—a man of such sweet simplicity that every + word he spoke came from his heart. Let others talk about his works; you + and I love the man, for we know that he was greater and not less than + those works. And now he is in the presence of God, telling the Son who on + earth was born of a woman that he had all a woman's love.” + </p> + <p> + Mary put her arm about the neck of the actress, and kissed her. + </p> + <p> + She went with her sister among the weeping men and women—he had been + a friend to all—up the stairs and into the darkened room. + </p> + <p> + She threw herself on her knees beside the bed. + </p> + <h3> + THE END. + </h3> + <div style="height: 6em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's The Jessamy Bride, by Frank Frankfort Moore + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE JESSAMY BRIDE *** + +***** This file should be named 51951-h.htm or 51951-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/5/1/9/5/51951/ + +Produced by David Widger from page images generously +provided by the Internet Archive + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. 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