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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Radio Man, by Ralph Milne Farley
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-Title: The Radio Man
- An Earthman on Venus
-
-Author: Ralph Milne Farley
-
-Release Date: May 27, 2016 [EBook #52167]
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-
- _High Adventure and Strange Romance on a World of Mystery_
-
-When Myles Cabot accidentally transmitted himself to the planet Venus,
-he found himself naked and bewildered on a mystery world where every
-unguarded minute might mean a horrible death.
-
-Man-eating plants, tiger-sized spiders, and dictatorial ant-men kept
-Myles on the run until he discovered the secret of the land—that
-humanity was a slave-race and that the monster ants were the real rulers
-of the world!
-
-But Cabot was resourceful, and when his new found love, the Kewpie-doll
-princess Lilla, called for help, the ant-men learned what an angry
-Earthman can do.
-
-AN EARTHMAN ON VENUS is a science-fiction adventure packed with the
-excitement of an Edgar Rice Burroughs, and the science-vision of an H.
-G. Wells. You won’t be able to put it down once you start it.
-
-
-
-
- AN
- EARTHMAN
- ON VENUS
-
-
- {_Originally titled “THE RADIO MAN”_}
-
- by
- RALPH MILNE FARLEY
-
-
- AVON PUBLISHING CO., INC.
- 119 West 57th Street, New York 19, N. Y.
- _Published by Arrangement with the Author_
-
-
- On the planet _VENUS_ you will meet—
- _THIS EARTHMAN_
-
- MYLES CABOT, a good-looking young Boston radio experimenter, who
- accidentally broadcast himself bodily to another world.
-
- _THESE GIANT ANTS_
-
- QUEEN FORMIS, a twelve-foot-high monster, who ruled a world from an
- egg-laying couch, and could conceive of no mercy for her human
- slaves.
- DOGGO, who became Myles Cabot’s friend through a curious accident and
- who first showed Myles the ropes on that queer planet.
- SATAN, who was given that name by Myles for the unpleasant reason that
- he deserved it—and who lived up to it.
-
- _THESE VENUSIAN PEOPLE_
-
- PRINCESS LILLA, the lovely girl with the Kewpie wings, who held the
- key to the throne of Venus and the key to Myles’ heart
- simultaneously.
- YURI, the suave scoundrel who wouldn’t hesitate to sell out his whole
- race to get Lilla’s hand by force.
- TORON, who tipped Myles off to Lilla’s private intentions in order to
- save himself from slavery.
- BTHUH, the beautiful lady who conspired to win Myles for herself,
- though she had to help his deadliest enemies to do it.
-
- [Illustration: COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED: This AVON book contains the
- entire text as published in the original edition.]
-
-The Radio Man. Copyright, 1924 and 1939, by Frank A. Munsey Company.
-Copyright, 1948, by Ralph Milne Farley.
-
- _Avon Reprint Edition_
-
-An Earthman on Venus. Copyright, 1950, by Avon Publishing Co., Inc.
-
- PRINTED IN U.S.A.
-
-
-
-
- contents
-
-
- 1 The Message in the Meteor 3
- 2 Stranded in Space 8
- 3 Out of the Frying Pan 16
- 4 Go to the Ant, Thou Sluggard 22
- 5 A Vision 30
- 6 Radio Plays its Part 37
- 7 A Hunting Trip 48
- 8 The Conspiracy 56
- 9 The Rescue 63
- 10 Before Queen Formis 73
- 11 The Valley of the Shadow of Death 81
- 12 A Victim of Yuri 89
- 13 Kidnaped 96
- 14 In Disgrace 104
- 15 A New Game 110
- 16 Cabot Tells the World 119
-
-
-
-
- _1_
- the message in the meteor
-
-
-Never had I been so frightened in all my life! It was a warm evening
-late in August, and I was sitting on the kitchen steps of my
-Chappaquiddick Island farmhouse, discussing the drought with one of the
-farm hands. Suddenly there appeared in the sky over our heads a flaming
-fiery mass, rushing straight downward toward us.
-
-“Here’s where a shooting star gets me,” I thought, as I instinctively
-ducked my head, just as though such a feeble move as ducking one’s head
-could afford any possible protection from the flaming terror. The next
-instant there came a dull crash, followed by silence, which in turn was
-broken by the hired man dryly remarking: “I reckon she struck over to
-Cow Hill.” Cow Hill was the slight elevation just back of our farmhouse.
-
-So the meteor hadn’t been aimed exactly at _me_, after all.
-
-If that thing had hit me, some one else would be giving to the world
-this story.
-
-We did nothing further about the meteor that night, being pretty well
-shaken up by the occurrence. But next morning, as soon as the chores
-were done, the hired man and I hastened to the top of Cow Hill to look
-for signs of last night’s fiery visitor.
-
-And, sure enough, there were plenty of signs. Every spear of grass was
-singed from the top of the hill; the big rock on the summit showed marks
-of a collision; and several splinters of some black igneous material
-were lying strewed around. Leading from the big rock there ran down the
-steep side of the hill a gradually deepening furrow, ending in a sort of
-caved-in hole.
-
-We could not let slip such a good opportunity to get some newspaper
-publicity for our farm. And so on the following Friday a full account of
-the meteoric visitation appeared in the _Vineyard Gazette_, with the
-result that quite a number of summer folks walked across the island from
-the bathing beach to look at the hole.
-
-And there was another result, for early the following week I received a
-letter from Professor Gerrish, of the Harvard Observatory, stating that
-he had read about the meteor in the paper, and requesting that I send
-him a small piece—or, if possible, the whole meteor—by express, collect,
-for purposes of analysis.
-
-Anything for dear old Harvard! Unfortunately all the black splinters had
-been carried away by tourists. So I set the men to work digging out the
-main body. Quite a hole was dug before we came to the meteor, a black
-pear-shaped object about the size of a barrel. With rock tongs, chains
-and my pair of Percherons, we dragged this out onto the level. I had
-hoped that it would be small enough so that I could send the whole thing
-up to Harvard and perhaps have it set up in front of the Agassiz Museum,
-marked with a bronze plate bearing my name; but its size precluded this.
-
-My wife, who was present when we hauled it out, remarked: “It looks just
-like a huge black teardrop or raindrop.”
-
-And sure enough it did. But why not? If raindrops take on a streamline
-form in falling, why might not a more solid meteor do so as well? But I
-had never heard of one doing so before. This new idea prompted me to
-take careful measurements and to submit them to Professor O. D. Kellogg,
-of the Harvard mathematics department, who was summering at West Chop
-near by. He reported to me that the form was as perfectly streamlined as
-it was possible to conceive, but that my surmise as to how it had become
-so was absurd.
-
-While making these measurements I was attracted by another feature of
-the meteor. At one place on the side, doubtless where it had struck the
-big rock, the black coating had been chipped away, disclosing a surface
-of yellow metal underneath. Also there was to be seen in this metal an
-absolutely straight crack, extending as far as the metal was exposed, in
-a sidewise direction.
-
-At the time the crack did not attract me so much as the metal. I vaguely
-wondered if it might not be gold. But, being reminded of Professor
-Gerrish’s request for a sample of the meteor, I had one of the men start
-chiseling off some pieces.
-
-The natural spot to begin was alongside of the place where the covering
-was already chipped. It was hard work, but finally he removed several
-pieces, and then we noticed that the crack continued around the waist of
-the meteor as far as had been chipped. This crack, from its absolute
-regularity, gave every indication of being man-made.
-
-Our curiosity was aroused. Why the regularity of this crack? How far did
-it go? Could it possibly extend clear way around? Was it really a
-threaded joint? And if so, how could such a phenomenon occur on a
-meteorite dropped from the sky?
-
-Forgotten was the second crop mowing we had planned to do that day.
-Hastily summoning the rest of the help, we set to work with cold chisels
-and sledges, to remove the black coating in a circle around the middle
-of the huge teardrop. It was a long and tedious task, for the black
-substance was harder than anything I had ever chipped before. We broke
-several drills and dented the yellow metal unmercifully, but not so much
-but what we could see that the threaded crack did actually persist.
-
-The dinner hour passed, and still we worked, unmindful of the appeals of
-our womenfolk, who finally abandoned us with much shrugging of
-shoulders.
-
-It was nearly night when we completed the chipping and applied two chain
-wrenches to try and screw the thing apart. But, after all our efforts,
-it would not budge. Just as we were about to drop the wrenches and start
-to chisel through the metal some one suggested that we try to unscrew it
-as a left-handed screw. Happy thought! For, in spite of all the dents
-which we had made, the two ends at last gradually untwisted.
-
-What warrant did we have to suppose that there was anything inside it? I
-must confess, now it is all over, that we went through this whole day’s
-performance in a sort of feverish trance, with no definite notion of
-what we were doing, or why; and yet impelled by a crazy fixed idea that
-we were on the verge of a great discovery.
-
-And at last our efforts had met with success, and the huge teardrop lay
-before us in two neatly threaded parts. The inside was hollow and was
-entirely filled with something tightly swathed in silver colored felt
-tape.
-
-Breathless, we unwound over three hundred feet of this silver tape, and
-finally came to a gold cylinder about the size and shape of a gingersnap
-tin—that is to say, a foot long and three inches in diameter—chased all
-around with peculiar arabesque characters. By this time Mrs. Farley and
-my mother-in-law and the hired girl had joined us, attracted by the
-shouts which we gave when the teardrop had come apart.
-
-One end of the cylinder easily unscrewed—also with a left-handed
-thread—and I drew forth a manuscript, plainly written in the English
-language, on some tissue-thin substance like parchment.
-
-Everyone clustered around me, as I turned to the end to see who it was
-from, and read with astonishment the following signature: “Myles S.
-Cabot.”
-
-But this name meant nothing to anyone present except myself.
-
-I heard one of the hands remark to another:
-
-“’Twarn’t no shootin’ star at all. Nothin’ but some friend of the boss
-shootin’ a letter to him out of one of these here long-range guns.”
-
-“Maybe so,” said I to myself.
-
-But Mrs. Farley was quivering with excitement.
-
-“You must tell me all about it, Ralph,” said she. “Who _can_ be sending
-you a message inside a meteor, I wonder?”
-
-My reply was merely: “I think that there is a clipping in one of my
-scrapbooks up in the attic which will answer that question.”
-
-There was! I found the scrapbook in a chest under the eaves, but did not
-open it until after chores and supper, during which meal I kept a
-provoking silence on the subject of our discovery.
-
-When the dishes were finally all cleared away, I opened the book on the
-table and read to the assembled household the following four-year-old
-clipping from the _Boston Post_.
-
- CITIZEN DISAPPEARS
- Prominent Clubman Vanishes from Beacon Street Home
-
- Myles S. Cabot of 162 Beacon Street, disappeared from his bachelor
- quarters late yesterday afternoon, under very mysterious
- circumstances.
-
- He had been working all day in his radio laboratory on the top floor
- of his house, and had refused to come down for lunch. When called to
- dinner, he made no reply: so his butler finally decided to break down
- the door, which was locked.
-
- The laboratory was found to be empty. All the windows were closed and
- locked, and the key was on the inside of the door. In a heap on the
- floor lay a peculiar collection of objects, consisting of Mr. Cabot’s
- watch and chain, pocket knife, signet ring, cuff links and tie pin,
- some coins, a metal belt buckle, two sets of garter snaps, some safety
- pins, a gold pen point, a pen clip, a silver pencil, some steel
- buttons, and several miscellaneous bits of metal. There was a smell in
- the air like one notices in electric power houses. The fuses on the
- laboratory power line were all blown out.
-
- The butler immediately phoned to police headquarters, and Detective
- Flynn was dispatched to the scene. He questioned all the servants
- thoroughly, and confirmed the foregoing facts.
-
- The police are working on the case.
-
- WAS PROMINENT RADIO ENTHUSIAST
-
- Myles S. Cabot, whose mysterious disappearance yesterday has shocked
- Boston society, was the only son of the late Alden Cabot. His mother
- was a Sears of Southboro.
-
- The younger Cabot since his graduation from Harvard had devoted
- himself to electrical experimenting. Although prominent in the social
- life of the city, and an active member of the Union, University, New
- York Yacht, and Middlesex Hunt Clubs, he nevertheless had found time
- to invent novel and useful radio devices, among the best known of
- which is the Indestructo Vacuum Tube.
-
- He had established at his Beacon Street residence one of the best
- equipped radio laboratories in the city.
-
- His most recent experiment, according to professional friends, had
- been with television.
-
- Mr. Cabot substituted two circuits for the usual television circuit,
- one controlling the vertical lines of his sending and receiving
- screens, and the other the horizontal, thus enabling him to enlarge
- his screen considerably, and also to present a continuous picture
- instead of one made up of dots. The effect of perspective he obtained
- by adding a third circuit.
-
- The details of this invention had not been given out by Mr. Cabot
- prior to his disappearance.
-
- His nearest relatives are cousins.
-
-The last was a particularly gentle touch, it seemed to me. Well, his
-cousins hadn’t yet inherited his property, although they had tried
-mighty hard; and perhaps this mysterious message from the void would
-prevent them from ever doing so. I hoped that this would be the case,
-for I liked Myles, and had never liked those cousins of his.
-
-Myles had been a classmate of mine at Harvard, though later our paths
-drifted apart, his leading into Back Bay society and radio, and mine
-leading into the quiet pastoral life of a farm on Chappaquiddick Island
-off the coast of Massachusetts. I had heard little of him until I read
-the shocking account of his sudden disappearance.
-
-The police had turned up no further clues, and the matter had quickly
-faded from the public sight. I had kept the _Post_ clipping as a memento
-of my old college chum.
-
-I was anxious to learn what had become of him these four years. So I
-opened the manuscript and proceeded to read aloud.
-
-In the following chapters I shall give the story contained in that
-manuscript—a story so weird, and yet so convincingly simple, that it
-cannot fail to interest all those who knew Myles Cabot. It completely
-clears up the mystery surrounding his disappearance. Of course, there
-will be some who will refuse to believe that this story is the truth.
-But those of his classmates and friends who knew him well will find
-herein unmistakable internal evidence of Myles Cabot’s hand in this
-narrative conveyed to me in the golden heart of a meteorite.
-
-
-
-
- _2_
- stranded in space
-
-
-Thus wrote Myles Cabot:
-
-My chief line of work, since graduating from Harvard, was on the subject
-of television. By simultaneously using three sending sets and three
-receiving sets, each corresponding to one of the three dimensions, any
-object which I placed within the framework of my transmitter could be
-seen within the framework of my receiver, just as though it stood there
-itself.
-
-All that prevented the object from actually being made to stand there
-was the quite sufficient fact that no one had yet, so far as I was then
-aware, invented a means for dissolving matter into its well-known
-radiations, and then converting these radiations back into matter again.
-
-But at just this time, by a remarkable coincidence, there came into my
-hands a copy of an unpublished paper on this subject by Rene Flambeau.
-
-The prior experiments of De Gersdorff are well known; he had succeeded
-by means of radio waves, in isolating and distinguishing the
-electro-magnetic constituents of all the different chemical elements.
-Flambeau went one step further, and was able to transmit small formless
-quantities of matter itself, although for some reason certain metals,
-but not their salts, appeared to absorb the electrical energy employed
-by him, and thus be immune to transportation.
-
-As I could already transmit a three-dimensional picture of an object,
-and as Flambeau had been able to transmit formless matter, then by
-combining our devices in a single apparatus I found I could transmit
-physical objects unchanged in form.
-
-But this apparatus produced one unexpected phenomenon—namely, that
-whenever I employed excessive power, my sending set would transmit
-objects placed slightly outside its normal range, and certain small
-quantities thereof would turn up in other portions of my laboratory than
-within my receiving set.
-
-To test this phenomenon further, I secured some high voltage equipment
-and arranged with the Edison Company for its use.
-
-On the afternoon when the installation was completed, I started to place
-a small blue china vase in position to send it. Something must have
-become short-circuited, for there came a blinding flash, and I knew no
-more.
-
-How long the unconsciousness lasted, I have no means of telling. I was a
-long time regaining my senses, but when I had finally and fully
-recovered I found myself lying on a sandy beach, beside a calm and
-placid lake, and holding in my hand the small blue vase.
-
-The atmosphere was warm, moist and fragrant, like that of a hothouse,
-and the lap-lapping of the waves gave forth such a pleasing musical
-sound that I lay where I was and dozed off and on, even after I had
-recovered consciousness.
-
-I seemed to sense, rather than really to see, my surroundings. The sand
-was very white. The sky was completely overclouded at a far height, and
-yet the clouds shone with such a silvery radiance that the day was as
-bright as any which I had ever seen with full sunlight on earth, but
-with a difference, for here the light diffused from all quarters, giving
-the shadowless effect which one always notes in a photographer’s studio.
-
-To my right lay the lake, reflecting the silvery color of the sky.
-Before me stretched the beach, unbroken save for an occasional piece of
-driftwood. To my left was the upland, covered with a thicket of what at
-first appeared to be dead trees, but on closer scrutiny were seen to be
-some gigantic species of the well-known branched gray lichen with red
-tips, which I used to find on rocks and sticks in the woods as a child.
-
-No birds were flying overhead, I suppose because there were no birds to
-fly. I fell to wondering, vaguely and pleasantly, where I was and how I
-got there; but for the moment I remained a victim of complete amnesia.
-
-Suddenly, however, my ears were jarred by a familiar sound. At once my
-senses cleared and I listened intently to the distant purring of a
-motor. Yes, there could be no mistake—an airplane was approaching. Now I
-could see it, a speck in the sky, far down the beach.
-
-Nearer and nearer it came.
-
-I sprang to my feet, and to my intense surprise found that the effort
-threw me quite a distance into the air. Instantly the thought flashed
-through my mind: “I must be on Mars!” But no, for my weight was not
-nearly enough lighter than my earthly weight to justify such a
-conclusion.
-
-For some reason my belt buckle and most of the buttons which held my
-clothes together were missing, so that my clothing came to pieces as I
-arose, and I had to shed it rapidly in order to avoid impeding my
-movements. I wondered at the cause of this.
-
-But my speculations were cut short by the alighting of the airplane a
-hundred yards down the beach. It seemed to land vertically, rather than
-run along the ground, but I could not be sure at that distance. What was
-my horror when out of it clambered not men but ants! Ants, six-footed
-and six feet high. Huge ants, four of them, running toward me over the
-glistening sands.
-
-Gone was all my languor as I seized a piece of driftwood and prepared to
-defend myself as well as I could. The increase in my jumping ability,
-although slight, coupled with an added buoyancy, might enable me to
-prolong the unequal encounter.
-
-The ants came slowly forward, four abreast, like a cavalry formation,
-while I awaited their onslaught, grasping the stick of driftwood firmly
-in my hand. When nearly upon me they executed right-by-troopers and
-started circling in an ever-narrowing circle.
-
-Suddenly the ants wheeled and converged from all four points of the
-compass, clicking their mandibles savagely as they came. The whole
-movement had been executed with uncanny precision, without a single word
-of communication between the strange black creatures; in fact, without a
-single sound except the clicking of their mandibles and a slight
-rattling of their joints. How like a naval attack by a fleet of
-old-fashioned Ford cars, I thought.
-
-When within about ten feet of me, they made a concerted rush; but I
-leaped to one side, at the same time giving one of my antagonists a
-crack with my club as they crashed together in the center. This
-denouement seemed to confuse them, for they slowly extricated themselves
-from their tangle and withdrew for a short distance, where they again
-formed and stood glaring at me for a few minutes, clicking their jaws
-angrily.
-
-Then they rushed again, this time in close formation, but again I jumped
-to one side, dealing another blow with my club. Whereupon the fighting
-became disorganized, the ants making individual rushes, and I leaping
-and whacking as best I could.
-
-I scored several dents in the armor of my opponents, and finally
-succeeded by a lucky stroke in beheading one of them. But at this the
-other three came on with renewed vigor. Although each ant wore some sort
-of green weapon slung in a holster at its side, they fought only with
-their mandibles.
-
-The slight difference in gravity from that to which I had been
-accustomed finally proved my undoing; for, although it increased my
-agility, it also rendered me a bit less sure on my feet, and this was
-enhanced by the rapid disintegration of the soles of my shoes. The
-result was that, at last I slipped and fell, and was immediately set
-upon and pinned down by my enemies. One of the ants at once deliberately
-nipped me in the side with his huge mandibles. An excruciating pain shot
-through my entire body; and then, for the second time that day, I lost
-consciousness.
-
-When I came to, I found myself lying in the cockpit of an airplane,
-speeding through the sky. One of my ant captors was standing on a slight
-incline at the bow of the ship, operating the control levers with his
-front feet; and the other two were watching the scenery. The dead ant
-was nowhere to be seen. No one was paying any attention to me.
-
-I was not bound, and yet I was unable to move. My senses were unusually
-keen, and yet my body was completely paralyzed. I had no idea as to what
-sort of country we were flying over, for I could not raise my head above
-the edge of the cockpit. I didn’t know where I was going, but I
-certainly was on my way all right. And not so all right, at that.
-
-Overhead was the same silvery glare, without a patch of blue sky. No
-sound came from my sinister, indifferent captors. The only noise was the
-throbbing of the motors.
-
-As to the time of day, or how long I had been on board, I had no idea;
-and what was more, I didn’t particularly care. Rather a pleasant sort of
-a jag, if it were not for the intense pain of lickering-up.
-
-After a while the pleasant sensation wore off, and my throat began to
-feel dry. I tried to call to the ants, but of course could not, because
-of the paralysis; and finally desisted even the attempt, when I
-remembered that the ants were speechless and hence probably unable to
-hear.
-
-By a coincidence, however, one of the creatures seemed to sense my
-needs, and brought me some water in a bowl, gently holding up my head
-with one of his forepaws so that I could drink. This action touched my
-heart, and also filled me with hope that the ants might not turn out to
-be such bad captors after all.
-
-Then I fell to studying them. First of all, I noticed that each ant
-carried on the back of his thorax a line of peculiar white characters,
-somewhat like shorthand writing; and below it several rows of similar
-writing, only smaller in size.
-
-The peculiar green-colored weapon, slung in a holster on the right-hand
-side of each ant, I had already noticed during the fight. But, apart
-from the white marks and the green weapons, my captors were absolutely
-naked; and so far as I could see they were exactly like the ordinary
-black ants to which I had been accustomed on earth, only of course
-magnified to an enormous size.
-
-I studied the faces which the ants now occasionally turned toward me.
-These faces were sinister and terrifying. They recalled to my memory the
-fright which I had once had when, as a child, I attended an
-entomological movie and was suddenly confronted with a close-up of the
-head of some common insect.
-
-But the ant who had brought me the water had a human look which relieved
-him of much of his terrible grimness. In fact, he struck me as vaguely
-familiar. Ah! Now I had it! A certain stolidity of movement, amounting
-almost to a mannerism, reminded me of one of my Harvard classmates, a
-homely good-hearted boy whom we had all known by the nickname of
-“Doggo.” And so, from then on, I instinctively thought of that
-particular ant as named Doggo.
-
-Then, for the first time, it struck me as strange that these ants,
-instead of scuttling aimlessly over the ground, or having wings of their
-own to fly with, as in the mating season on earth, were utilizing a
-carefully and scientifically built airplane, apparently of their own
-make. And it struck me as even more strange that I had not wondered
-about this before.
-
-But then the events of that day had occurred with such startling
-rapidity—from the flash in my Beacon Street laboratory, through my
-awakening beside that strange lake, the approach of the airplane, my
-fight with the ants, and my second lapse from consciousness, down to my
-present predicament—that I was to be excused for not considering any
-particular phase of my adventures as being more extraordinary than any
-other.
-
-Now, however, that I had had time to draw my breath and collect my
-thoughts, it dawned on me with more and more force that here I was,
-apparently on some strange planet of which the ruling race, apparently
-of human or superhuman intelligence, were not men. And they were not
-even some other mammal, but were insects—ants, to be more specific. For
-all that I knew, I was the only mammal—or perhaps even the only
-vertebrate—on this entire planet.
-
-Then I remembered a remark by Professor Parker in Zoology 1 in my
-freshman year at Harvard: “The two peaks of development, in the chain of
-evolution from the amoeba upward, are the order of hymenoptera (bees,
-wasps and ants) among insects, and the order of primates (men and
-monkeys) among mammals. In any other world it is probable that evolution
-would produce a ruling race, in much the same way that man has been
-produced upon the earth; and it is a toss-up whether this ruling race
-would develop along the lines of the hymenoptera, or in a form similar
-to the mammals; but one or the other seems inevitable.”
-
-“Well,” said I to myself, “old Parker is certainly vindicated, at least
-with respect to _one_ planet.”
-
-Thus I mused, as the airplane sped along. Then the purr of the motors
-lulled me to sleep, and for the third time that day I became
-unconscious.
-
-When I awoke the sky was losing its luminous silver quality. On one side
-it was faintly pink, and on the other the silver color merged into a
-duller gray. The airship still sped along.
-
-Doggo brought me another bowl of water, and I found, to my joy, that I
-could now lift my head enough to drink without any further assistance
-than to have Doggo hold the bowl. At this sign of recovery, one of the
-other ants advanced menacingly as if to bite me again. But Doggo jumped
-between us, and after much snapping of mandibles and quivering of
-antennae by both, the other ant desisted.
-
-This event decided me that Doggo was a friend worth cultivating, but I
-was at a loss how to make advances which would be understood. Finally,
-however, I determined to attempt stroking the huge ant in a way which I
-had found to be very effective in making friends with animals.
-
-Accordingly, when Doggo came near enough, by a great effort I overcame
-my paralysis sufficiently to reach up and touch him on the side of his
-head just behind one of his great jaws. Apparently this pleased the ant,
-for he submitted to the caress, and finally lifted me to a sitting
-position, so that the patting could be continued with greater ease.
-
-I later learned that this patting, to which I had resorted purely by
-accident, is a universal custom of this planet, corresponding to shaking
-hands on earth, and signifying greetings, friendship, farewell, bargain
-binding, and the like.
-
-The other ant-man occasionally would advance menacingly toward me with
-his head lowered, but each time Doggo would step between us, and lower
-his own head and agitate his antennae, at which the other would desist.
-I nicknamed the other Satan, because of his diabolical actions.
-
-In my new sitting position I was now able to see over the side of the
-airship. We were passing above gray woods, with occasional silver-green
-fields, in which were grazing some sort of pale green animals, too far
-below to be easily distinguishable. Through the woods and fields ran
-what appeared to be roads, but as nothing was moving on them, I could
-not tell for sure.
-
-Suddenly my attention was distracted from the view by the frantic action
-of the ant-man who was steering the ship. He seemed to be having
-difficulty with his controls. And then, so quickly that it gave us no
-warning, the ship reared up in the air and made a complete loop. That
-is, I merely suppose it made a complete one, for when the loop was half
-done, I dropped out and fell like a plummet.
-
-I remember a momentary exultation at being free from my captors, and a
-certain spiteful joy at the thought that I should undoubtedly be dashed
-to pieces and thus rob them of their prey. Then I had just begun to
-wonder whether I shouldn’t prefer captivity to death, when I struck—
-
-And was _not_ dashed to pieces.
-
-I still lived, for I had been thrown slantwise into a net of some sort,
-and was now swaying gently back and forth like a slowing pendulum.
-Hooray! I was both free and safe.
-
-But my joy was short lived, for I soon discovered that the fine silken
-strands of the net were covered with a substance like sticky fly paper,
-which held me firmly. The more I struggled, the more I drew other
-strands of the net toward me to entangle me. At last I paused for
-breath, and then the truth dawned on me: I was caught in a gigantic
-spider web! And sure enough, there came the spider toward me from one
-corner of the web.
-
-He wasn’t a very large spider. That is to say, judging by the size of my
-previous captors, I should have expected that the spiders of this world
-would be as big as the Eiffel Tower. He was quite large enough however,
-having a body about the size of my own, and legs fully ten feet long. I
-call him a “spider,” for that is the earth word which comes closest to
-describing him.
-
-With great assiduity he began wrapping me up into a cocoon, a process
-which he seemed to enjoy much more than I. But it did me no good to
-struggle, for any part of me which showed any indications of moving was
-immediately pinioned with a fresh strand of rope.
-
-At last the job was finished, and I was completely enveloped with a
-layer of thick coarse sticky silk cloth, translucent but not
-transparent.
-
-
-
-
- _3_
- out of the frying pan
-
-
-When I had dropped from the airplane into the spider web, the time had
-been nearly evening. All night, off and on, I struggled, but to no
-avail. Finally, shortly after daylight, something startled me by
-falling—plop—into the net close beside me. Another victim, thought I.
-Well, at least I should have company.
-
-But this other creature was not any more inclined to take its captivity
-calmly than I had been. It thrashed and struggled violently, until
-finally it tore a rent in the upper end of my shroud, so that I could
-see out.
-
-My companion in misery was an orange-and-black-striped bee about the
-size of a horse. He was buzzing frantically and slashing about with his
-sting, while the spider hopped around him with great agility, dodging
-the thrusts of the sting, and applying a strand of silk here and there,
-whenever an opportunity offered. Thus gradually the bee’s freedom of
-motion became less and less, as strand after strand were added to his
-bonds.
-
-But the spider, getting bolder as his captive’s struggles diminished,
-finally misjudged one thrust; and the imprisoned bee, putting all his
-effort into the stroke, drove his sting home. The spider toppled from
-the web, and the fight was unexpectedly at an end.
-
-And now the bee and I were free, if we only could get free. Of the two
-of us, I had the easier task, for my cocoon had dried during the night
-and was now no longer sticky. But it was still very tough.
-
-Slowly, inch by inch, biting, clawing, tearing, I gradually enlarged the
-hole near my head, until finally I was able to step out and jump to the
-ground, which was about ten feet away, a drop equivalent to a little
-less than eight feet on the earth, not much difference, it is true, but
-every little bit helped.
-
-I now decided to assist my rescuer, the bee, to escape. A rash decision,
-one would say, and yet the bee seemed to realize that I was helping him,
-for not once did he strike at me. Picking up a tree branch, I hacked at
-the cords which bound him, until finally he was able to fly away,
-trailing a large section of the web after him.
-
-As he left, I noticed that one of his hind legs was gone from the knee
-down, and that he bore a peculiar scarlike mark on the under side of his
-abdomen. I should know him, if ever I were to meet him again.
-
-The web had been stretched between two large gray leafless trees of the
-sort I had observed near the beach, but without the red tips to the
-branches. Nearby was a wood of similar but slightly smaller trees,
-bordering on a field of thickly matted silver-green grass, very similar
-in color. In this field were grazing a herd of pale green insects a
-little larger than sheep, with long trailing antennae.
-
-These creatures swayed from side to side, lifting first one foot after
-another as they munched the matted grass. On the sides of some of them
-clung one or more bright red parasites, resembling lobsters in size and
-appearance; but their green hosts did not seem to mind or even notice
-them. Nor did they notice me, for that matter, as I passed between them
-across the field.
-
-On the further side of the field was a road, built of concrete,
-resembling in every way such concrete roads as we have on the earth; and
-along it I set out, whither I knew not.
-
-Now, I had had nothing to eat since I found myself on the sandy beach
-the previous morning. Also I had fought two battles on an empty stomach.
-The day was hot and moist, my feet were bare—as was the rest of me—and I
-felt discouraged and depressed. Still, I trudged along.
-
-“Can it be true,” said I, “that only yesterday I rejoiced at freedom
-from the ant-men?”
-
-Now I was alone and lost—lost on a strange planet. Oh, how I longed for
-the sight of my late captors. Better even captivity than this!
-
-For a while the road ran between silver-green fields; then entered a
-wood. On the gaunt gray trees hung a tangle of tropical vines, and
-between the trees grew some kind of small shrub with large heart-shaped
-leaves, on each leaf of which there sat motionless one or more purple
-grasshoppers about four inches in length.
-
-In the distance I occasionally caught sight of some strange sort of
-bird—as I thought—flitting in tandem pairs from tree to tree. A
-multitude of tiny lizards, resembling miniature kangaroos, hopped about
-on the concrete and by the side of the road.
-
-For a while the strange fauna and flora stimulated my curiosity and kept
-my mind off my troubles; but then I rapidly lost interest in everything.
-My stomach gnawed. My knees wobbled. My mind began to cloud. And from
-that time on, I wandered as in a dream, for I know not how many hours.
-
-I vaguely remember falling on the roadway, and then crawling along for a
-while. Silly thoughts obsessed my brain, such as wondering whether my
-tail light was lit, and what made the weather so foggy. Finally I
-collapsed utterly, and had just strength enough to drag myself off the
-concrete lest I be run over by some passing car.
-
-As I lay there in the bushes by the side of the road, there came to my
-nostrils a smell which partially revived me—a smell seemingly of griddle
-cakes and maple syrup. Opening my eyes again and following my nose, I
-discovered that this pleasant odor emanated from a large bowl-shaped
-leaf only a few feet away.
-
-Upon dragging myself toward it, I discovered that in the bottom of the
-bowl there was a brown mass, looking very much like a stack of wheats,
-covered with some sticky substance. But unfortunately this delectable
-dish was quite obscured by little hopping lizards, now much bemired and
-hopping no more.
-
-So I reached out my hand to brush them away, and instantly the leaf
-closed upon my arm like a steel trap.
-
-My brain cleared at once, and I began a frantic struggle to extricate my
-hand; but it was too late, for with a gentle massaging motion the plant
-commenced to swallow my arm.
-
-Inch by inch my arm descended into that rapacious maw. It was the steady
-slowness of the procedure that was so nerve-wracking, for without a
-pause my arm disappeared at a rate of about an inch a minute.
-
-I braced my feet against the plant and pulled, but this cut off the
-circulation in my arm. Then I wiggled my fingers rapidly so as to keep
-my hand from going to sleep, whereupon the plant swallowed all the
-faster.
-
-The mouth of the plant had closed very much like a clam shell, so, just
-before my shoulder disappeared, I braced my body crosswise of the jaws,
-in the hope that this maneuver would prevent the swallowing process from
-proceeding any further.
-
-But the plant merely opened its flexible lips, and closed them the other
-way, taking a firm grip on my chest, and just missing getting hold of my
-right ear. I craned my neck as far as I could to the left, and shrieked
-aloud with terror.
-
-Was it for this that I had escaped the ant-men and the spider—to be
-eaten alive by a plant?
-
-The soft jaws now fastened on the back of my head and began gently
-drawing that in, too. At last only my nose was free. In a minute that,
-too, would be enveloped, then strangulation and death.
-
-At this moment something fell upon me, and I felt the plant quiver and
-shake. The swallowing ceased. Then the soft lips were torn away from one
-side of my head, and I heard a familiar rattling sound.
-
-A few seconds later the plant went limp, releasing my arm, and I lay
-upon my back, free once more, gazing upward into the eyes of my old
-friend and captor.
-
-“Doggo, Doggo!” I cried with joy, but he did not seem to hear me.
-Nevertheless he picked me up gently in his mandibles and trotted off
-with me down the road.
-
-After about a quarter of a mile, we turned aside into a field, and there
-was Satan, the other ant-man, standing beside a crumpled airship and the
-dead body of its pilot. Satan did not seem overjoyed to see me, but
-Doggo rummaged through the wreckage and finally produced a bowl, into
-which he put some water and some medicine, which revived me greatly.
-Then he laid me on a pile of grass, covered me with leaves and stood
-guard over me as the pink twilight deepened and the night fell.
-
-As it began to grow dark I could hear an occasional tinkle like the
-sound of a Japanese wind bell, first on one side and then on another.
-This music gradually increased, until it assumed the volume of a fairy
-orchestra. I had never heard such dainty bewitching tunefulness in my
-entire life. Many weeks later I learned that this was the song of the
-large purple grasshoppers I had seen; but even the knowledge of its
-source has never robbed the sound of its sweet mystery for me.
-
-The fading silver radiance of the sky shed a moonlike light over all
-below. A faint breeze sprang up, gently fanning the moist fragrant
-hot-house air against my cheeks. The foliage around us waved like a sea
-of silver grain. And the tune of that elfin melody quickly lulled me
-into a soft and dreamless sleep, secure in the confidence that a
-faithful friend was watching near.
-
-The next morning I was awakened by Doggo stripping off my leafy
-coverlet. Satan was not to be seen, but grazing near us were some more
-of those peculiar large green insects, with long trailing antennae,
-which I had seen in my flight from the spider web.
-
-As I sat up, Doggo presented me with a bowl of pale green liquid. But I
-was at a loss to know what to do with it. Was I supposed to wash in it,
-or drink it, or to rub it in my hair?
-
-My friend solved the question by lifting it to my mouth. So I drank, and
-found the taste sweetish and agreeable.
-
-All morning we stayed by the wrecked machine, apparently waiting for
-something. Satan did not show up. Around noon, Doggo took the bowl and
-approached one of the green beasts grazing near. I followed with
-interest.
-
-Two horns projected upwardly from the tail of the beast, one of which
-Doggo proceeded to stroke with his paw; and to my surprise, a green
-liquid spouted from the animal, quickly filling the bowl. So that is
-where my breakfast had come from! Green milk from green cows! Strange!
-And yet how much more logical than on earth, where a red cow eats green
-grass under a blue sky and produces white milk, from which we get yellow
-butter.
-
-Shortly after lunch I heard the hum of a motor, and presently Satan
-landed near us with a new plane. This strange plane of the ant-men
-stopped abruptly, hovered for a moment, and then settled just where it
-was, like a helicopter.
-
-Doggo carried me aboard, and we started, Satan at the levers and Doggo
-standing guard over me. But whether this was to protect me from Satan,
-or to keep me from falling out again, I could not say.
-
-We cruised along for several hours over much the same sort of country as
-I had seen before, except that we crossed several rivers, and once a
-small lake.
-
-At last the ship hovered and landed on top of what seemed to be a
-helter-skelter pile of exaggerated toy building blocks, exactly in
-keeping with the size of the ants. As far as the eye could see on all
-sides, these blocks were heaped. They resembled a group of Pueblo Indian
-dwellings.
-
-Doggo and the fierce ant-man whom I called Satan now picked me up in
-their jaws, the former gently and the latter not so gently, and carried
-me out of the airplane and down an inclined runway into the interior of
-the edifice. The passage was long, narrow, dark and winding, but
-presently we emerged into a room about thirty feet square by ten feet
-high, lighted by narrow windows opening toward the western sky. That is,
-I call it “western,” for it was in this direction that the sky turned
-pink at eventide.
-
-In this room I was laid on the floor. The unpleasant ant-man departed,
-and Doggo placed himself on guard in the doorway.
-
-Presently two strange ant-men entered, carrying a couch, which they set
-down in one corner of the room. Then they walked several times around
-me, viewing me from all sides with evident interest, until, at a
-stiffening and quivering of Doggo’s antennae, they hurriedly left the
-room. I noticed that Doggo no longer carried the green weapon, which
-seemed strange, as he was evidently on guard.
-
-Then I fell to wondering about the couch. It was a simple affair, and
-yet quite evidently intended for a bed. Upholstered with some kind of
-dark blue cloth, at that!
-
-“What need have ants of a bed?” I mused. “Certainly they cannot lie
-down; and, even if they could, such a couch as this would be of little
-use to one of them, for this is only a man-size couch, whereas these
-ants are about ten feet in length!”
-
-My perplexity was tinged with a hope that there might be human beings
-here.
-
-My perplexity and my hope were both increased by the return of one of
-the ants who had brought the couch, this time bearing a sleeveless shirt
-or toga of white matted material, like very thin silk felt, reaching
-about to my knees, with a Grecian wave design in light blue around the
-bottom edge and around the neck and armholes. But what increased my
-perplexity still further, and at the same time destroyed most of my
-hope, was the presence of two vertical slits, with the same blue
-trimming, in the upper part of the back.
-
-The two ant-men watched with great interest while I put this toga on,
-and were evidently pleased to find that I knew how to do so. The
-messenger ant then withdrew, and presently returned with a bowl of green
-milk, which I drank as usual.
-
-By this time it had become quite dark outside, but the room still
-remained light, due to two long glass bulbs, set in the ceiling, and
-containing some sort of incandescent substance. At that time I little
-guessed what a part those bulbs would come to play in my life! They
-resembled the fluorescent lamps familiar on earth.
-
-These lamps showed that the inhabitants of this planet were well
-advanced in electrical engineering. Was it not strange, then, that they
-had not developed radio and communicated with the earth? And yet not so
-strange, either, when one considers that they had no sense of hearing.
-
-Dismissing these thoughts from my mind, I lay down on the couch. Then
-Doggo was relieved as sentinel by a new ant-man, who carefully and
-inquisitively inspected me, but from a safe distance. This guard, too,
-was without any green weapon.
-
-Finally the two lights went out, and I slept, my last thoughts being to
-wonder what was in store for me, and what was the significance of the
-couch and the strange blue-and-white article of clothing.
-
-
-
-
- _4_
- go to the ant, thou sluggard
-
-
-As I slowly awakened the next morning, I vaguely remembered a terrible
-nightmare of the night before.
-
-But no, it was no dream, for I opened my eyes upon the same plain
-concrete room with its slit windows. I was lying on the same couch. The
-same strange ant-man was standing guard at the door. During the night
-some one had placed over me a blanket of some sort of light fleecy wool
-felt.
-
-As I lay in bed I studied the walls of the room and noticed, what I had
-not seen before, three dials sunk in the opposite wall close to the
-ceiling. Each dial had twelve numbers or letters around the edge, and
-also a single pointer. The pointer of the right dial was slowly
-revolving left-handedly; the pointer of the middle dial was turning even
-more slowly; while that of the left dial appeared motionless.
-Absent-mindedly I started to time the right-hand pointer.
-
-“One chim_pan_zee. Two chim_pan_zee. Three chim_pan_zee,” I counted in
-sing-song; that being a formula which I had been taught as a child, to
-count the time between a lightning flash and the resulting thunder, in
-order to estimate the distance of the stroke.
-
-For, if carefully done, each chim_pan_zee equaled one second of time,
-and each second meant one quarter-mile of distance. Of course the real
-object of the game was to distract the child’s mind from his fear of the
-lightning.
-
-I now found that it took about fifty chim_pan_zees for the right pointer
-to move one of the twelve graduations. This fact I verified by several
-trials.
-
-I fell to wondering what the device was for.
-
-It looked and acted like a gas meter or electric meter.
-
-Then I dismissed the meter from my mind, and considered my predicament.
-For some reason I thought of my father, Alden Cabot, now many years
-dead. The old man had been a stern puritanical character, abhorring
-sloth and frivolity.
-
-How often had I heard him rebuke some act of laziness with his favorite
-Biblical quotation: “Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways and
-be wise.”
-
-“Wouldn’t father be pleased,” thought I, “for I have certainly gone to
-the ant, all right! But now the big question is how to get away from
-them.”
-
-By this time the sentinel noticed that I was awake, and immediately
-brought me my breakfast, consisting of a bowl of the sweet green liquid
-and a bowl of dark reddish-brown paste, about the consistency of mashed
-beans, and having a rich flavor not unlike beef gravy.
-
-After breakfast Doggo took his turn as guard. I patted his head, and
-then went over to the windows to see the view, if any.
-
-The windows overlooked a courtyard completely enclosed by piled-up
-Puéblo buildings. In the yard was a fountain, surrounded by beds of
-plants quite unlike any that I had ever seen before. The prevailing
-color of the foliage was gray and silver green. Many of the twigs bore
-knobs of red or purple, and a few of the plants had brilliantly colored
-blue and yellow flowers somewhat similar to those of dandelions.
-
-For a long time I aimlessly gazed upon this beautiful garden. The warm
-moist fragrant atmosphere was not conducive to hurry or to excitement.
-But finally even the beauties of the view palled upon me, and I returned
-to the blue couch.
-
-Just then Doggo ushered into the room, with great deference, four
-ant-men slightly smaller than himself, but more refined looking than he,
-if one can appreciate such differences among ants. That is, they were
-more slender and delicate, like machines built for precision rather than
-for strength.
-
-They evidently were a bit afraid of me, for after eyeing me furtively
-from the door they appeared to confer with Doggo, though not an audible
-word passed between them. To assure them that I was perfectly harmless,
-Doggo walked over to me and permitted himself to be patted; after which
-the committee drew near and inspected me carefully, agitating their
-antennae at each newly discovered peculiarity.
-
-They appeared chiefly perplexed by my forehead and my back, to examine
-which, they lifted up my toga. They counted my fingers several times,
-and then counted my toes.
-
-But the thing about me which amazed them the most was my ears. These
-they studied for a long time, with much inaudible consultation, as I
-judged by the motions of their antennae.
-
-Finally they took their departure, and Doggo came to me bristling with
-excitement, and apparently having much important information to impart;
-but, alas, he did not know my language, and he had no language at all. I
-patted him again, but this time it did not soothe him, for he broke away
-from me impatiently and returned to his station by the door.
-
-Left to myself, I fell to studying the meter again, watching the
-counter-clockwise rotation of its hands. Even the _left_ pointer had
-moved a bit since early morning.
-
-Now I noticed, what I might have surmised on the analogy of an earthly
-gas meter, that each graduation of the central dial represented one
-complete revolution of the pointer on its right; and this principle
-presumably extended to the dial on its left. Then I counted
-chim_pan_zees again, and found that the right hand pointer was still
-rotating counterclockwise at the rate of about fifty chim_pan_zees per
-graduation. Counter_clock_wise! Why, perhaps this machine was a _clock_!
-
-I made a hasty mental calculation: “One graduation equals fifty seconds.
-Twelve graduations—one complete rotation—equal six hundred seconds—ten
-minutes. Thus one graduation of the middle dial represents ten minutes,
-and its complete circuit, represents two hours. By the same token, a
-complete circuit of the left dial would represent twenty-four hours—one
-day!”
-
-My guess was apparently correct.
-
-At that time it did not occur to me as strange that a day on this planet
-should be twenty-four hours as on earth.
-
-The figure to the left of the top of each dial was a single horizontal
-line, presumably standing for unity; for a single line, either
-horizontal or vertical, is the almost universal symbol for unity.
-
-“Then,” said I, “the next figures must be two, the next figure three,
-and so on around to twelve. Eureka! I can now count up to twelve with
-these creatures; thus establishing, in writing at least, the beginning
-of a possible basis of communication.”
-
-Eager to test my newfound knowledge, I beckoned to Doggo. He came to my
-side.
-
-Scratching the ant figure five upon the floor with a small pebble which
-I found in a corner—for I could not reach the dials to point to their
-figures—I held up five fingers. The effect was electrical. Greatly
-excited, Doggo rushed to the door. But, pausing on the threshold, he
-returned; held up three legs, looking at me almost beseechingly, as I
-thought; and, when I wrote an ant figure three on the floor, his joy
-knew no bounds. He patted me on the side of my head for a moment, to
-show his appreciation, and then rushed once more from the room.
-
-And now, for the first time, I was left unguarded, but I had no thought
-of escape; in the first place, because it would be unfair to my friend;
-and in the second place because escape merely from the room would be
-useless.
-
-Presently Doggo returned with the committee of four, and put me through
-my paces. He would hold up a certain number of legs, and I would scratch
-the corresponding character upon the pavement. Finally, as a crowning
-stunt, I wrote down five and six, pointed to them, and then wrote down
-eleven. The committee were much impressed.
-
-Then Doggo had me put on and take off my toga for them. Evidently he was
-trying to convince them I was a reasoning human being like themselves,
-though what the disrobing performance had to do with it I could not see
-for the life of me.
-
-At last the committee left, and after that a very nice luncheon was
-served; more green milk, some baked cakes and honey. Real honest to
-goodness honey, like we have on earth. You can’t appreciate how these
-little touches of similarity to good old _terra firma_ appealed to me,
-thoroughly homesick after three whole days’ absence.
-
-After luncheon, Doggo brought me a pad of paper and a pointed stick like
-a skewer, with its tip incased in some lead-like metal. This stick could
-thus be used as a pencil. He himself was similarly equipped, except that
-his pencil had a strap for attachment to his left front claw. The
-difference between the two pencils attracted my attention and excited my
-wonder, but I could not account for it.
-
-Instruction began at once. I would point to some object; Doggo would
-make marks on his pad; and then I would copy them on mine, adding the
-name in English. These additions puzzled and annoyed my instructor; but
-I persisted, for otherwise I might forget the meaning of his scratch
-marks.
-
-When a vocabulary of about twenty concrete nouns had been accumulated,
-Doggo took away my sheet, and then pointed to the articles in turn,
-while I wrote down their ant names, as well as I could remember them.
-Fortunately I have a good visual memory, for I was no more able to
-invent sounds for the ant words, than I would have been able to read
-aloud a Chinese laundry ticket.
-
-After several hours of this absorbing sport, Doggo produced a book! With
-rare presence of mind, I figured that as ant-men wrote with their left
-hands and had counterclockwise clocks, their books would probably begin
-at the wrong end; so accordingly I opened at the back. And, sure enough,
-the last page was numbered one. This proof of my intelligence pleased my
-instructor greatly.
-
-On page one was a picture of an ant-man. Under it was printed the word
-which Doggo had given me as equivalent to himself. Next came the same
-word, followed by a strange word. Then these two words were repeated,
-followed by two others.
-
-Reasoning by the analogy of my primary school days at home, I decided
-that these words were: “Ant-man. An ant-man. This is an ant-man.” But I
-was wrong, for on this basis, the next line made no sense; for, reading
-from right to left the next line would be: “An ant-man is this.”
-
-Oh, I had it! “Ant-man. The ant-man. I see the ant-man. The ant-man sees
-me.” To test it, I wrote down the word for “I,” and pointed to myself.
-Doggo, who had been watching me intently as I studied the page, now
-showed unmistakable signs of pleasure at this evidence of my
-intelligence; and, departing, soon returned with a large furry
-beetlelike creature about two feet square, called a “buntlote”—so I
-learned later—which he set on the floor before me with every expectation
-of extreme gratitude on my part. I tried to appear grateful; but could
-not figure out what I was supposed to do with the beast!
-
-The buntlote, however, had much more definite views on the subject, for
-he ambled over to me and patted me on the side with one of his front
-paws. I looked inquiringly at Doggo, who indicated that I was supposed
-to feed the buntlote with some of the remains of my luncheon, which was
-still on the couch.
-
-The buntlote, after satisfying his hunger, curled up in a corner and
-went to sleep, whereupon I returned to my studies. Evidently ant-men
-kept pets the same as humans; but whether this buntlote was supposed to
-be a dog, or a cat, or what, I did not know.
-
-Doggo then taught me how to write “buntlote,” and the words for food,
-mouth, and eat—my first verb, by the way—and so on.
-
-By supper time I was in a position to carry on a very elementary
-conversation with my instructor, but only by pad and pencil, of course,
-for not a word nor a sound had I ever heard him utter.
-
-And since their speech was not articulate, their written language could
-not, of course, be phonetic. It must be ideographic, like the Chinese.
-The fact that each word consisted in but a single character lent color
-to this surmise.
-
-And yet I noticed that all of the characters which I had so far learned
-could be decomposed into distinguishable parts, and that there were only
-about thirty of these parts in the aggregate. This fact certainly
-pointed to a _phonetic_ alphabet of thirty _sounds_, for it was
-inconceivable that these highly cultivated animals possessed only thirty
-_ideas_. And yet how could an unspoken language be phonetic? I gave up
-the puzzle.
-
-Supper came, the lights went on, and my buntlote uncurled and ambled
-over to be fed. I decided to regard him as a cat, and so named him
-Tabby.
-
-At this meal Doggo joined me, and as we ate, my attention was again
-attracted to the white marks on his back, which to my surprise I now
-noticed were exactly like those on the clock. They must be his license
-number: “334-2-18.”
-
-If the large figures represented his license number, I thought, what did
-the small figures stand for? The license numbers of the cars he had run
-into, perhaps? I little guessed how near this came to being the truth.
-
-That night I went to bed well satisfied with my progress. But, alas,
-although Doggo proved to be an indefatigable teacher, I did not get on
-so well during the succeeding days.
-
-But I did make progress in one thing however; namely, in acquiring a
-beard. Although facilities for washing and bathing were provided in a
-little alcove off my room, and although a fresh toga was forthcoming
-from time to time, yet my captors did not furnish either a razor or a
-mirror. Of course ants have nothing to shave, and they cannot be blamed
-for not caring to look at themselves in the glass. I tried my best to
-explain to Doggo what I wanted, but it was no use.
-
-If this manuscript is ever discovered, let the reader try to figure out
-how to explain by sign language to a person who has never seen either a
-razor or a looking glass, that you want them.
-
-When the beard got well under way, the committee of four were recalled
-to view it. They were even more impressed with my beard than they had
-been with my ears, and made frequent visits to take notes on its growth.
-
-This convinced me that they had never before seen any men, or at least
-any unneat ones, and so my hope for human companionship received another
-blow. Yet if there were no men on this planet, how account for the fact
-that when I drew a sketch of a table and a chair these were at once
-forthcoming, together with a written name for each?
-
-Of course all my time was not spent in lessons. Sometimes I played with
-Tabby and sometimes I took long walks. Gradually I became more of a
-guest than a prisoner or even a curiosity, and so I was given the run of
-the entire city, which was built as one large connected house; a
-veritable jumble of rooms, passageways, ramps and courtyards.
-
-But this freedom nearly proved my undoing.
-
-One day when I had strolled unusually far from my own quarters, I met my
-old enemy, Satan, in one of the courtyards. Instinctively I shrank back,
-but he gave every indication of wishing to be friendly, even to the
-extent of turning his head on one side to be patted. Distasteful as the
-act was to me, I decided that discretion was the better part of valor,
-and so patted him gingerly.
-
-Apparently as a reward for this service, he beckoned me to follow him.
-And so I did, through many a winding corridor. Our way finally led to
-the outskirts of the city, to a grating guarded by a sentinel, whom
-Satan promptly relieved. When the old guard had gone, Satan, to my great
-surprise, opened the gate and motioned me to step out.
-
-This was indeed a favor, for, although I had been able to get plenty of
-fresh air in the courtyard flower gardens and on the roofs, yet I had
-felt cramped and restrained, and had longed for the freedom of a run in
-the open fields. So, patting him again, to show my gratitude, I rushed
-out and turned several handsprings for joy on the silver sward.
-
-As I regained my feet, what should I see to my dismay but a squad of
-ant-men issuing from the gate and rushing toward me at full speed, with
-Satan at their head, his savage jaws snapping with hate. I stood
-astounded for a moment, and then turned and fled.
-
-At an earthly speed of running a man would have little hope of
-distancing one of these creatures, but the added buoyancy of this
-strange planet gave me a slight advantage over them, until I had the
-misfortune to stub my toe on something and fall. Whereupon the pack
-closed over me.
-
-The fall stunned me, and as my brain darkened, I felt the sharp
-mandibles of my enemy fasten upon my throat.
-
-
-
-
- _5_
- a vision
-
-
-The full measure of Satan’s perfidy was now evident. Under the guise of
-pretended friendship he had lured me to the city gate and had persuaded
-me to step outside. Then hastily calling a detachment of the guard, he
-had informed them that I had escaped. He had led them in pursuit of me,
-and my flight had furnished sufficient verification of his accusation.
-
-So now, I was entirely in his power. He was free to kill me without fear
-of the consequences, for the whole squad would back up his story that I
-had fled and that he had been forced to slay me for the purpose of
-preventing my escape.
-
-Why he did not bite me at once and end my life I do not know. Perhaps he
-wished first to gloat over me. At any rate, after I came out of my daze,
-he loosened his hold on my throat and, planting his front feet upon my
-prostrate body, threw his head aloft, as if singing a paean of victory,
-although of course no sound came.
-
-Then suddenly he sprang away from me entirely. And now I discovered the
-meaning and use of the peculiar green weapons which every ant-man
-carried slung in a holster at his side when out of doors. These supposed
-weapons were nothing more nor less than green umbrellas which Satan and
-the others were now hastily putting up in very evident terror.
-
-Sitting up weakly, I tried to figure out what had so frightened them as
-to cause them to desist abruptly from their attack on me. But I could
-discern nothing except a patch of sunlight, the very first I had seen,
-by the way, since my advent on the planet. My late antagonists were
-apparently watching this—to me—very pleasant sight, with every
-indication of extreme fear. Looking above, I saw a small bit of blue
-sky.
-
-The patch of sunlight passed close by me and proceeded toward a small
-herd of green cows who were grazing near by. And, as it passed among
-them, the shifting of their feet stopped, and every cow on whom the
-light had rested shuddered, wilted and dropped in evident agony upon the
-ground.
-
-Then I realized that this planet must be very close to the center of the
-solar system, and protected from the intense heat of the sun only by the
-dense, silvery clouds which surrounded it. I was now nearly certain, as
-I had surmised before from the prevailing silver-gray and the gravity
-slightly less than that on earth, that this must be the planet Venus.
-
-I was still gazing abstractedly at the stricken cows in the wake of the
-solar heat, when I was rudely called to my senses by the ant pack
-closing over me once more. And once again the mandibles of Satan
-fastened on my throat.
-
-But the best laid plans of mice and men—and even _ant_-men—gang aft
-aglee. With all his clever scheming, Satan had made one fatal mistake:
-he had reckoned without the faithful Doggo. As Satan’s jaws were about
-to pierce my jugular, again he dropped me, and stood at attention, as if
-in response to a peremptory command from a military superior. I looked
-up and saw that the rest of the guard were also standing at attention,
-while rapidly approaching up from the city gate came my old friend,
-Doggo, with antennae erect and quivering. Once more he had saved my
-life.
-
-How I regretted the blows which I had struck him in the fight at the
-beach on my first day upon this planet, and how glad I was that his had
-not been the head which I had severed in that spirited encounter.
-
-Presently, as if in response to another command, Satan slunk away, and
-the squad of ant soldiers returned to the city, while Doggo came and
-stood solicitously at my side. When I had rested sufficiently I rose to
-my feet, and together we returned to my quarters.
-
-It was time for my lesson, but I was in no mood for study, so I gloomily
-pushed the books and papers to one side and went and stood by one of the
-windows, gazing aimlessly at the beautiful garden below.
-
-It is always darkest before dawn. As I stood there at the window, with
-my spirits at a low ebb, there came to my eyes a vision which changed
-the entire course of my life.
-
-For, crossing the courtyard below me, was what seemed to be a human
-being! Here at last was some one for me to talk to!
-
-But was it a human being, after all? He, or she, or it, stopped just in
-front of my window, and began daintily to pluck a bouquet of flowers, so
-that I had ample opportunity to study the creature. It wore a blue and
-white toga, similar to the one which the ant-man had furnished me. And
-now I saw the reason for the slits in the back, for through them
-protruded a pair of tiny rudimentary butterfly wings of iridescent
-pearly hue.
-
-The complexion of this dainty creature was a softer pink and white than
-ever I had seen on any baby. Its hair was closely cropped and curly and
-brilliantly golden. But the most attractive thing about it was the
-graceful way in which it swayed and pirouetted, as if before a mirror
-there unless in its own imagination. This pirouetting led me to suppose
-that the creature whether human or not, was probably feminine.
-
-Is there any more beautiful sight in the world, or in any world for that
-matter, than a beautiful girl admiring herself and preening herself, and
-acting altogether natural and girlish, when she thinks that she is alone
-and unobserved?
-
-But was this a girl? She was pretty enough to be an angel, or a fairy,
-and the little wings suggested something along that line.
-
-Then I began to notice certain other things about her which puzzled me.
-In the first place, she had an extra little finger on each hand, and six
-toes on each of her bare little feet, yet this fact did not in the least
-detract from their dainty slimness. Then, too, there projected from her
-forehead two tiny antennae, such as one sees on pictures of elves. Also
-she apparently had no ears. Anyhow, the lack of ears was hardly
-noticeable, though the absence of the little pink tip just barely
-showing below the edge of short hair, did give a slightly unfinished
-look to that part of her head.
-
-Antennae and wings! This must be either a fairy, or some new and
-beautiful kind of creature.
-
-She bore such a close resemblance to a human being, that my lonely
-spirit was cheered by the thought that at last there was a possibility
-of speech and human companionship on this planet.
-
-So intent had I been on drinking in this vision of beauty below my
-window that I had not noticed Doggo approach me and place himself at my
-side. I was terribly fearful lest the girl should go away without my
-finding out who she was and how I might see her again. So, forgetting my
-manners and even the fact that she was of an unknown race, I plucked up
-sufficient courage to address her.
-
-“My dear young lady,” I began; but I got no further, for without
-noticing me in the least, she picked up her flowers and left the
-courtyard. Then I turned, and there was Doggo standing beside me. So he,
-too, had seen the fairy!
-
-Seizing my pad and paper I wrote: “What is that?”
-
-And he replied: “It is a Cupian.”
-
-“Are there many Cupians?” I wrote.
-
-“Yes,” he answered.
-
-“Am I a Cupian?” I asked.
-
-His answer: “We do not know. It puzzles us.”
-
-That afternoon I made more progress with my studies than I had made in
-weeks. For now I was no longer fitting myself merely for a bare
-existence in an ant civilization; but rather I was preparing for
-communication with—and I hoped, life among—creatures closely resembling
-my own kind.
-
-The beautiful Cupian was evidently, like the ant-men, devoid of hearing.
-Apparently she lived here in the ant city, and so undoubtedly understood
-the ant language.
-
-But to make sure, I asked Doggo on my pad: “Do Cupians read and write
-this kind of writing?”
-
-And he answered: “Yes.”
-
-At this I certainly did tackle my work with a vim. It was clear now that
-if I wished to communicate with her, I must perfect myself in the
-written language of the ants; and so I set myself assiduously to the
-task.
-
-Every day at about the same hour she came and picked the blue and yellow
-flowers and the red and purple twig knobs of the garden below my window.
-And every day I sat in the window and watched her, and racked my brains
-for some tactful way in which to attract her attention.
-
-Of course I raised the question with Doggo, but he kept putting me off
-by saying, in substance: “It is not yet time.”
-
-This I took to mean that I could not yet write fluently enough to
-converse with her, and so I redoubled my efforts at my studies.
-
-So rapid was my progress now, under the spur of my desire for human
-companionship, that within a very few days I was able to graduate from
-my primers and read real books.
-
-One of the first real books which they brought me was a history of their
-world; and this interested me greatly, as it furnished a setting for the
-experiences which shortly were to crowd upon me. The book confirmed my
-theory that this world was the silver planet, Venus.
-
-Finally I reached a point where my interest was such that I could not
-wait to wade further through the voluminous pages; so, taking my pad and
-pencil I asked Doggo: “Tell me briefly about the more recent events on
-Poros.” For so they called the planet, though of course, I did not yet
-know the sound of this word, nor even whether it had a sound. “Tell me
-more particularly about the great war.”
-
-“Well,” he replied, also in writing, of course, “A little over five
-hundred years ago the entire inhabited part of the planet Poros, that is
-to say the continent which is surrounded by the boiling sea, was divided
-up into twenty or more warring kingdoms of Cupians and one small
-queendom of ant-men, namely Formia.
-
-“The Formians, who were possessed of all the virtues, became more and
-more vexed with the increasing degeneracy of their neighbors, until, for
-purely altruistic reasons, the Formians began a conquest to extend their
-culture.
-
-“When the first convenient excuse offered, we declared war on one of the
-Cupian nations, which we proceeded to attack through the territory of a
-neutral state.”
-
-“But wasn’t this wrong?” I interjected.
-
-He admitted: “I suppose that you are right and that it really was a
-violation of all treaties and of the solemn customs of the planet. But
-it was all in a noble cause.
-
-“The other nations did not have sense enough,” he continued “to rally to
-combat the common menace, and so the Formians gradually conquered them
-one by one, until at last Formia was mistress of all Poros.
-
-“There must have been some very able statesmen in the Imperial Council
-at that time, judging by the terms imposed by our conquering nation. We
-erected a fence, or ‘pale,’ across the middle of the entire continent;
-and all the Cupians, regardless of their former boundaries, were
-organized into a single nation to the north of this pale. The nation was
-named Cupia, after the creatures who composed it, and Kew the First was
-made its king.”
-
-Kew, so I later gathered from the book, was a renegade Cupian, who had
-always greatly admired the conquerors, and had even gone so far as to
-assist them in their conquest.
-
-“The ant-men,” Doggo went on, “took over all the territory to the south
-of the pale, and prospered greatly. We were naturally a more industrious
-race than the sport-loving Cupians, and now had in addition the services
-of slaves, for by the terms of the Treaty of Mooni, every male Cupian
-upon coming of age has to labor for two years in Formia.
-
-“There have followed nearly five hundred years of peace, a peace of
-force, it is true, and yet a peace under which both countries had
-enjoyed prosperity; in recognition of which fact the anniversary of the
-signing of the treaty is annually celebrated throughout the continent.
-
-“The present reigning monarch of Cupia is Kew the Twelfth, the first
-after a long line of docile kings to give us any trouble in the
-enforcement of the treaty; but even he keeps within the law.
-
-“The statutes of Cupia are enacted by a popular Assembly, while those of
-Formia are promulgated by an appointive Council of Twelve; but the laws
-of both countries must receive the approval of the Queen of Formia.”
-
-Such were the salient features of the recent history of Poros.
-
-Every day I watched for the fair Cupian at the appointed hour. I learned
-to know her every feature and every curve of her supple girlish body. I
-noted that her eyes were azure blue. I noticed the dainty way in which
-the tip of her little pink tongue just touched each edible red twig knob
-which she placed between her lips, and many another individual
-mannerism.
-
-A great many beautiful girls have I met in the course of my brief
-existence. Boston society need yield the palm to none on this score. Yet
-I had gone to all the teas and dinners and dances perfunctorily, merely
-because it was done; and had always regarded women as an awful bore.
-
-How few women are interested in radio engineering, for instance, or even
-have a sympathetic feeling for it!
-
-But now all was changed, and I didn’t in the least care whether or not
-_this_ girl was interested in radio engineering, or _what_ she was
-interested in; provided I could eventually interest her in me. For I
-longed for human companionship.
-
-Of course on days when tropical thunderstorms swept the city, as
-happened frequently, I did not expect her. But on such days I missed
-this, my one contact with humanity, and felt vaguely uneasy.
-
-Yet I did not fully realize how much even these daily visits of hers to
-my garden had come to mean to me, until one perfectly pleasant day, when
-the Cupian girl failed to show up at the expected hour.
-
-I waited and waited, and fretted and fretted, but still she did not
-come. Doggo was unable to offer any consolation, and my lessons went
-very badly.
-
-The next day the committee of four made one of their visits of
-inspection. I had now progressed far enough in my mastery of their
-language so that Doggo was able to explain to me the reason for the
-existence of this committee.
-
-“These four,” wrote he, “are the professors of biology, anatomy,
-agriculture, and eugenics from the University of Mooni, the center of
-education of all Poros. Immediately upon your capture, this committee
-was speedily dispatched by the university authorities to make a thorough
-study of you. They were to determine whether you are a Cupian or some
-new and strange kind of beast, and whether your particular breed could
-be put to any good use.”
-
-“How interesting,” I wrote on my pad. “And have they reached any
-conclusions?”
-
-“It is for _them_ to question _you_,” he replied. “Come, I will write
-down, for you to answer, the things they wish to know.”
-
-So then, through the medium of Doggo’s pad, they questioned me at length
-about myself, the earth, how I had come to Poros, and my progress since
-landing. But their procedure mystified me. How did Doggo know what they
-wanted him to say? Was he a mind reader?
-
-When they had asked me all they cared, they gathered together in a
-corner, apparently holding an inaudible conference on the results.
-
-It was evident that there was something of great moment in the air.
-
-And so there was, for presently they withdrew and returned with the
-young girl, the girl whose presence on this planet had inspired me to
-master at last the ant language!
-
-Eagerly I sprang forward with my stylus and paper, anxious to start a
-conversation with this fair creature. And then I was halted by the sight
-of her face.
-
-To my dying day nothing can ever wipe from my memory the deeply engraved
-picture of the look of absolute horror and loathing which she gave me,
-as she recoiled from the contamination of my presence. Then she fainted
-dead away, and was carried out by the four professors.
-
-Oh, how I longed for her, the one human-like creature that I had seen on
-Poros, and yet what an impassable gulf separated us! The gulf between
-the understandings and mentalities and means of communication of two
-distinct worlds! I was determined, nevertheless, to see her again. But
-how? That was the question!
-
-
-
-
- _6_
- radio plays its part
-
-
-I have already told you how dismayed I was at the horror displayed by
-the pretty Cupian when she was led into my presence. It is neither
-flattering nor reassuring to have a lady register fear and disgust upon
-seeing you for the first time. It is even worse if the lady happens to
-be the most divinely beautiful creature you have ever seen; and still
-more unbearable if she happens to furnish the one human touch on an
-entire planet.
-
-Yet, was she to be blamed?
-
-I was heavily bearded, whereas male Cupians, so Doggo said, wore their
-hair on the top half of their heads only. I had peculiar mushroomy
-growths—my ears—on the sides of my face. I had one finger too few on
-each hand, and one toe too few on each foot. And I was devoid of
-antennae.
-
-Altogether I must have looked like a strange and ferocious wild beast,
-all the more repulsive because of its resemblance to a Cupian being. And
-if I had then known what I do now as to the reason why she had been
-brought to my quarters, I should have been even more sympathetic with
-her viewpoint.
-
-But, although her horror was entirely justified, this fact in no way
-mitigated my chagrin. With great care I drafted a letter of apology
-which I sent to her by Doggo, only to have her return it unopened, with
-the statement that Cupian ladies had nothing to do with the lower
-beasts.
-
-Oh, if I could only talk, if she could only hear my words, I felt sure
-that I could break down her hostility. How did these creatures
-communicate, anyhow? They undoubtedly had some means, for had I not seen
-Doggo halt Satan when the latter had been about to kill me? And had I
-not seen Doggo place on paper the questions which the four professors
-had wished to ask of me?
-
-And then I remembered the speculations of some earth scientists, which
-had been running in the newspapers shortly before my departure from that
-sphere. The opinion had been expressed that insects communicate by very
-short length radio waves. I had made a note to investigate this subject
-later, but at that time I had been too engrossed with my machine for the
-transmission of matter to be able to give the question of insect speech
-more than a mere passing thought. It had not crossed my mind again
-until, immediately after my sad meeting with the beautiful Cupian, I was
-racking my brains for some means of talking with her.
-
-Radio! The very thing!
-
-How strange that I, a radio engineer, whose life was the capture and
-subjugation of the Hertzian wave, should have missed this solution for
-so long!
-
-The solution certainly was plausible: If fireflies can produce a
-ninety-five per cent efficient light, and if electric eels can generate
-a current sufficient to kill a horse, why should not an insect be able
-to send out and receive radio messages over short distances? If animals
-can create light and electricity in their bodies, why can they not
-create radio? Perhaps Doggo could enlighten me.
-
-“Doggo,” wrote I, only I called him by his number, 334-2-18, instead of
-Doggo, “can ant-men and Cupians communicate in any way other than
-writing?”
-
-“Of course they can,” he replied. “They use their antennae to talk and
-to hear.”
-
-Or “to send and to receive”; I don’t know just which way to translate
-the words which he used, but I caught his meaning.
-
-“In my world,” I wrote, “people send with their mouths, and receive with
-their ears. Let me show you how.”
-
-So speaking a few words aloud, I wrote on my pad: “That constitutes our
-kind of sending.”
-
-But he shook his head, for he hadn’t received a single word.
-
-He then sent, and of course this time it was I who failed to receive.
-But at least we had made a beginning in interplanetary communication,
-for we had each tried to communicate. Was it not strange that all this
-time, while I had been accusing the inhabitants of this planet of
-deafness and dumbness, they had been making the same accusation against
-me?
-
-At this moment the electric lights went on, and they gave me an
-inspiration.
-
-Pointing at them, I wrote: “Where are those things made? Is there a
-department at the university devoted to that subject?”
-
-He answered: “There is a department of electricity at Mooni, with an
-electrical factory attached to the department.”
-
-“That,” I said, “was my line of work on earth. Do you suppose that you
-could take me to Mooni? If you could, I believe that I can construct
-electrical antennae which will turn your kind of message into my kind,
-and _vice versa_, thus enabling us actually to talk together.”
-
-“I doubt very much,” he replied, “whether anything you do will ever
-enable you to talk or to hear, for you have no antennae. Of course no
-one can either talk or hear without antennae. But there will certainly
-be no harm in giving you a chance to try.”
-
-So a petition was drawn up and signed by Doggo and me, humbly begging
-the Council of Twelve to assent to my transfer. In due course of time,
-the professor of anatomy—of the four professors who had so often
-examined me—visited us again, bringing with him a new ant-man, the
-professor of electricity. They were both very skeptical of my theories,
-but were glad to assist in obtaining my transfer, as that would give
-them better facilities for studying me, and also an opportunity to
-exhibit me to the students.
-
-There seemed to be some doubt, however, as to the advisability of taking
-me away from the beautiful girl. But the reason for this I could not
-guess at that time, as I was sure that the farther away I was, the
-better it would certainly suit her.
-
-Before the two ant professors left, I wrote for them the still
-unanswered question: “What conclusions have been reached as to the sort
-of animal I am?”
-
-They replied: “The majority opinion is that you must have come from some
-other continent overseas. The presence of the boiling ocean, which
-entirely surrounds continental Poros, has prevented us Porovians from
-ever exploring the rest of our world. And even the airplanes do not dare
-penetrate the steam clouds which overhang the sea.
-
-“But there is a tradition that a strange race, something like the
-Cupians, live beyond the waves. You must be one of that race, since it
-is inconceivable that you could have come from another planet.
-
-“A minority, however, are of the opinion that passage across the boiling
-seas is just as absurd, no more and no less, than a trip through
-interplanetary space, and this minority are inclined to give credence to
-the theory that you come from Minos, the planet next further from the
-sun.”
-
-In other words, the Earth.
-
-All this conversation was in writing, of course, and was very slow and
-tedious. From their statements I gathered that the professor of anatomy
-was one of the minority; so I gave him some evidence to support his
-point of view.
-
-“Things weigh more where I come from,” wrote I, “and in my world a year
-consists of 265 days.”
-
-This was, of course, in duodecimal notation. The 265 in Porovian
-notation means (2 × 144) plus (6 × 12) plus 5, which equals 365 in earth
-notation. Because of the twelve fingers, the Cupians count in twelves,
-and the Formians have adopted the same system.
-
-My statements about the earth impressed him greatly, and confirmed his
-belief that I was a Minorian.
-
-Then the professors withdrew, after promising to assist in trying to
-obtain my transfer.
-
-While waiting for the decision of the Council of Twelve, time would have
-hung heavy on my hands if Doggo had not thoughtfully procured for me a
-book entitled “Electricity for the Newly Hatched.” Of course I needed no
-instruction in elementary electricity, nor even in _advanced_
-electricity, but I _did_ need an introduction to the technical terms and
-electrical symbols of the ant language. And this the book gave me.
-
-The council were a long time in deciding, for many important matters
-were pending, and my petition had to await its regular turn. At last,
-however, Doggo brought me the joyful news that my transfer to the
-University of Mooni had been approved, and that he was to be permitted
-to accompany me.
-
-I saw the beautiful girl only once more before my departure. She came to
-my courtyard to pick flowers, as she had regularly done before the fatal
-day of our meeting. But this time she noticed my presence at the window,
-and hastily left the garden with her head tossed high and a disdainful
-sneer on her lips.
-
-This made me more determined than ever to make good in my new venture.
-
-The day of departure finally arrived, and Doggo and I prepared to make
-the trip. I took Tabby, while Doggo took a strange animal of a sort I
-had never seen before. I had never known that Doggo had a pet, but have
-since learned that an excess of pets is one of the worst vices of the
-Formians. In fact, one of their professors who has devoted his life to
-the subject, reports that the Formians possess some fifteen hundred
-species of domesticated animals, many of which do not exist at all in a
-wild state, and most of which have absolutely no practical use.
-
-Doggo’s little beast was a mathlab, closely resembling a rabbit in size
-and appearance, except that it had antennae instead of ears, and had
-brick-red fur. These creatures are very docile and affectionate, but
-breed rapidly, and thus are not so expensive nor so much esteemed as
-some of the rarer varieties of beetle such as Tabby.
-
-A closely related animal, slightly larger, black in color, and not so
-tame, is kept for its flesh, and also for its eggs, which are a staple
-article of Porovian diet. In their wild state both species are preyed
-upon by a fierce carnivore named the woofus, so that their great
-fecundity is all that saves them from absolute extinction.
-
-Mooni lies about one hundred stads east of Wautoosa, the city where I
-had been residing. The journey was made in a kerkool, a two-wheeled
-automobile, whose balance is maintained by a pair of rapidly rotating
-gyroscopes, driven by the same motor which propels the vehicle. The
-fuel, as I later learned, is a synthetic liquid resembling alcohol, and
-supposed to be extremely poisonous.
-
-There were no seats, for ant-men do not sit down, but a chair for me had
-thoughtfully been added to the equipment. The chauffeur, or kerko as
-they call him, wore goggles very much like those used on the earth, and
-similar pairs were provided for Doggo and me.
-
-The trip was easily and pleasantly made in about one Porovian hour.
-
-The way lay through rolling fields, where grazed herds of green cows
-guarded by huge spiders; and through fragrant woods, where I saw many
-strange animals, taken unawares by the swift approach of our kerkool.
-Many questions were on the tip of my pencil, but conversation was
-difficult, for the motion of the kerkool jiggled my pad.
-
-At Mooni there was a large crowd of ant-men awaiting our arrival, and
-mingled with them were many Cupians, the first that I had seen other
-than the girl at Wautoosa. They were a handsome race, and I began to
-wonder what chance I could possibly have in competition with them as an
-aspirant for the hand of one of their women, even if I were to shave,
-grow wings and antennae, and cut off my ears. Their complexions ranged
-from pink-and-white to tan; and their hair, sometimes close and
-sometimes curly, ran through all the colors of human hair.
-
-The ant professor of electricity met us at the city gate, and introduced
-me to the crowd with a few inaudible remarks, which were received in
-silence. Then he showed me to my quarters, where I had a chance to wash
-up, put on a clean toga, and take a much-needed rest.
-
-That evening a dinner was given in my honor at a large banquet hall. At
-the head table stood the president of the ant university, the committee
-of four ant-men who had examined me so often, the ant professor of
-electricity, a visiting Cupian professor, Doggo, and myself. At the
-other tables stood other and lesser members of the faculty, and students
-both Cupian and Formian.
-
-I was the cynosure of all eyes, and—so Doggo informed me in writing—the
-subject of most of the speeches. I had to take his word for it that
-there were speeches; for, so far as I could tell, not a word was said. I
-could not even watch the speaker rise and give his talk, for all were
-already standing.
-
-Altogether it was a very dull occasion for me, in spite of my being the
-lion of the evening. Besides, I was eager to be done with the
-preliminaries, and get busy with my real work.
-
-The food was plenteous and varied. Among the dishes which I remember
-were a highly seasoned stew of the red lobster-like parasite which
-afflicts the aphids, minced wild mathlab with mathlab egg sauce, and
-something resembling mushrooms, only not so rich.
-
-Several of the Cupian maidens in the audience made eyes at me. Not that
-they thought me prepossessing with my big black beard, but rather in
-much the same spirit that would induce an earth maiden to flirt with a
-gorilla in a cage, just to see what effect it would have on the beast.
-It had absolutely no effect on me, for the picture of the girl at
-Wautoosa was ever present in my mind.
-
-So I was glad when the banquet was over and I could go to my room, and
-my bed, and pleasant dreams in which a Cupian damsel and I walked hand
-in hand through a roseate future.
-
-No guard was placed over me at Mooni, but Doggo shared my room.
-
-The next morning I was inducted into the laboratory. The critical point
-of my career had arrived. Was I to succeed and become a nine days’
-wonder and perhaps distinguish myself sufficiently to find favor in the
-eyes of the beautiful girl at Wautoosa, or was I to fail and return
-discredited? Heaven only knew; but time would tell.
-
-The ant superintendent of the laboratory assigned me a bench, a kit of
-tools, and two Cupian slaves as assistants. He was most deferential and
-did all that he could to help me, but my handicaps were many. I was not
-versed in their electrical machinery. I was unaccustomed to their tools,
-which looked for all the world as though they had been copied from the
-monstrosities which appear weekly in the Official Gazette of the United
-States Patent Office. All my conversations with either superiors or
-subordinates had to be carried on in writing, in a strange language,
-which I had only just recently and just barely mastered.
-
-But, worst of all, most of my time had to be devoted to appearing before
-classes as a horrible example of what nature can do in an off moment, to
-being examined both physically and in writing by committees of
-scientists, to entertainments staged in my honor, and sight-seeing about
-the city.
-
-My hosts were determined to do everything in their power to make me
-enjoy my visit; when if they had but known it, my only desire was to
-devote myself to my self-appointed task, so that I could speedily return
-to Wautoosa, which held all that was dear to me on this planet.
-
-From time to time I would inquire about her of Doggo, and he would
-assure me that she was due to stay indefinitely at Wautoosa, and would
-certainly be there upon my return.
-
-In spite of vexatious interruptions, my work gradually progressed. I
-found that although all electric current on Poros is derived from
-dynamos of a multisolenoidal oscillating type, and although batteries
-are unknown, yet the Porovians do possess efficient storage batteries,
-in which a very large amount of current can be stored in a very small
-space. These I used for my A batteries.
-
-For my B and C batteries I constructed dry cells, to the amazement of my
-associates, who could not figure out where the current came from. Even
-though my main experiment failed, this feat of plucking electricity out
-of nowhere, as it were, would make my fame secure on Poros.
-
-The sight-seeing trips included the various factories, each under the
-control of the appropriate university department. For the Formians are
-well skilled in all the arts, although the fine work has to be done by
-Cupian slaves, whose fingers are more efficient than the claws of the
-ant-men. Only practical arts are employed in Formia, although the
-Cupians go in for painting, sculpture, architecture, _et cetera_.
-
-I slung the three batteries on a belt about my waist. This belt also
-carried a tube and my tuning apparatus, of a particularly selective type
-which I had designed on earth, and for which I now have a United States
-patent pending, unless my patent attorneys have abandoned it through
-want of word from me.
-
-I now adapted this design to an unusually short wave length, in order to
-comply with what I remembered to be the speculations of earth scientists
-on the method of insect communication. My tubes were of the Indestructo
-type invented by me on earth, or they never could have withstood my
-subsequent adventures.
-
-From a skull cap I suspended two earphones and a microphone, and on top
-of the cap I mounted a small pancake coil. The microphone gave me more
-trouble than any other part of the set, as carbon of the exact sort
-required seemed hard to get on Poros. But finally, after testing several
-hundred other materials, I hit upon a very common light silvery metal
-which did just as well. This metal I am unable to identify, but I think
-that it is one of the platinum group, more probably osmium.
-
-I spent four months of earth time in the laboratories of Mooni, growing
-more and more homesick for Wautoosa. If it had not been for the
-consoling assurances of the faithful Doggo, I do not believe that I
-could have stood it, so many were the interruptions to my work.
-
-Of all the diversions offered me, only one interested me at all, and
-that was the Zoo, or gr-ool—_i.e._, animal place—as they termed it. And
-the most amusing part of the gr-ool was the monkey house. Of course
-there are no monkeys on Poros, but I refer to this place as a monkey
-house, because that is what it would correspond to on earth.
-
-Here were kept specimens of all the wild species of ant known on the
-planet. Except in size and color, I could discover no features which
-would distinguish any of them from the ant-men.
-
-One day, seeing my interest, Doggo wrote down for me:
-
-“Some of the species are very intelligent, so much so that they were
-formerly bred in large quantities for slaves, before the treaty of Mooni
-supplied Formia with a superior substitute.”
-
-“Did it ever occur to anyone,” I asked, “that these creatures might be
-either immature or degenerate Formians?”
-
-He was horrified.
-
-“These wild ants,” he explained, “are the basis of one of the great
-intellectual disputes of this planet—namely, as to whether or not we are
-merely a superior species of ants, or whether we are an entirely
-distinct type of being, specially created, and not a part of the animal
-kingdom at all.
-
-“Most of the university men hold that we are related to these brutes,
-and this is likewise the more modern view. But fortunately there is an
-influential body of opinion, high in the politics of this country, which
-considers that such a view is too degrading to admit of acceptance. And
-accordingly the Council of Twelve is even now seriously considering a
-law intended to prohibit the teaching of this dangerous doctrine.”
-
-“How about the Cupians?” I asked. “Have they any such evolutionary
-problem?”
-
-“No,” he wrote, “fortunately for them, they have no problem of
-evolution, for they are the only non-egg-laying creatures on Poros, and
-so do not regard themselves even as mammals.”
-
-Whereat I wondered to myself whether it was not probable that it was
-this distinctiveness of the Cupians which had inspired the jealous
-Formians to deny their own obvious kinship to the ants.
-
-In addition to the gr-ool I frequently visited the stuffed specimens in
-the museum of their Department of Biology.
-
-The absence of any birds either here or at the gr-ool, perplexed me,
-until I reflected that birds are merely a specialized form of flying
-lizards on my own earth, and that their occurrence even on earth was
-merely a not-to-have-been-expected accident. Creatures similar to
-pterodactyls were among the extinct species on exhibit at Mooni, but
-birds had never been known on Poros, although I could have sworn to
-having seen some sort of small bird flitting in tandem pairs in the
-woods on my second day on the planet.
-
-But to get back to radio. By the way, that is how I always felt during
-my trips to the gr-ool and my other diversions: oh, to get back to
-radio!
-
-One of the Cupian slaves who was assisting me turned out to be Prince
-Toron, second nephew of King Kew XII. Toron’s older brother, Yuri, was
-the crown prince, as the king was a widower and childless, except for a
-daughter, Lilla. Toron’s term of slavery was nearly completed, and he
-was anxious to return to Cupia; where a day’s work was only two parths,
-or Porovian hours, instead of five as prevailed here.
-
-Think of the degradation of having a prince of the royal house of Cupia
-held as a slave in the factories of an alien race! Think of the further
-degradation involved in the fact that no one saw anything improper in
-the situation! They even celebrated annually, as Peace Day, the
-anniversary of the treaty which had imposed this indignity upon them.
-
-“Toron,” I wrote one day, “would not war be infinitely better than such
-a peace?”
-
-“Yes,” he admitted, “there is some sentiment among the younger men of my
-country against the rule of the ant-men, but the ant-men are
-all-powerful and promptly suppress treason with an iron hand. So I am
-afraid that our cause is hopeless.”
-
-As the time for the completion of my experiment drew near, I thought of
-my massive beard, and I decided that it must be removed before I again
-faced the beautiful girl at Wautoosa. Also my hair needed attention.
-Cupian hair does not have to be cut and does not grow at all on the
-face, which must be a great convenience to them.
-
-With the aid of Toron and a pair of wire clippers, I managed to trim my
-hair to a respectable state, leaving long locks, however to obscure my
-ears. I also clipped my beard as close as possible and then finished the
-job with a sharp laboratory knife of the sort of copper commonly—but
-erroneously—called “tempered” on earth, and some lubricating grease.
-
-And behold, with the minor exception of wings, fingers, toes and
-antennae, I was as presentable appearing a Cupian as any one would wish
-to see. Thereafter I kept the knife, and shaved daily, later making
-myself real soap for the purpose.
-
-The change in my appearance resulted in more delay, for I was
-immediately exhibited to all the classes again and was forced to write a
-long essay on haircuts and shaving as practiced upon my own planet,
-Minos.
-
-Interest in me had lagged somewhat, and I had been given more time with
-my work, but now interest revived again and interrupted me considerably.
-
-Nevertheless, my apparatus was at last completed and I was ready for the
-test. The next day my work was to be inspected by a committee of ant
-scientists, so with trembling fingers I adjusted the controls and bade
-Toron speak to me.
-
-The result was—silence!
-
-
-
-
- _7_
- a hunting trip
-
-
-My radio set was a failure! I could not hear Toron, and he could not
-hear me. All my labor of four months in the laboratories of Mooni had
-gone to waste.
-
-Perhaps the Porovian scientists were right, and the earth scientists
-were wrong, and insects did _not_ communicate by radio waves after all.
-Yet I was unwilling to give up.
-
-So I begged Toron to talk in as many different ways as he could, and at
-last was rewarded by a slight squeak in my earphones. Then I myself
-tried, talking now loud, now soft, now high, now low, until at last,
-when I yelled at a particularly high pitch, Toron reported that he too
-had heard. The earth scientists were vindicated! Communication was
-established!
-
-The sounds had been received and sent at the very shortest wave length
-within the powers of my apparatus, so I now determined to reduce that
-wave length still further.
-
-Late into the night I worked frantically; and Toron, catching some of my
-contagious enthusiasm, worked with me.
-
-At first I experimented with various sizes and shapes of coil antennae,
-but I was confronted with weak signals of short wave length. Any change
-in my apparatus which reduced my wave length also reduced my
-receptivity; and any change which increased my receptivity likewise
-increased my wave length. So I was between the devil and the deep sea.
-Finally I tried condenser antennae without plates; two rods. And then we
-were rewarded by speech, clear, distinct and unmistakable.
-
-We ceased our work, exhausted. But before turning in for the night,
-Toron taught me how to say in Porovian language the following sentence:
-“The planet Minos sends to the planet Poros, and informs Poros that
-Minos was right. Communication between Porovians _is_ electrical.”
-
-I told him that my name was Myles S. Cabot, a fact which I had
-previously had no means of imparting to any one. Then we separated for
-the night.
-
-The next morning the committee were astounded at my success. Although I
-was most anxious to get back to Wautoosa at once, the committee insisted
-on my remaining and demonstrating my apparatus, and this took several
-weeks more.
-
-But at last I was permitted to return.
-
-On my arrival I was informed that the girl was still there, so at once I
-requested an interview. At first she refused to receive me, but Doggo,
-who acted as go-between, finally succeeded in arousing her interest by
-hinting to her that the scientists at Mooni had discovered that I was
-really a Cupian after all. And a very handsome one at that, now that
-they had succeeded in completely removing my former deformities. So at
-last she reluctantly consented. Apparently she had heard no news of the
-great doings at Mooni.
-
-I planned for this meeting with even more care and application than I
-had spent upon my radio apparatus. Everything that Doggo and I were to
-say and do was carefully rehearsed. My speeches, of course, had to be
-learned by rote, for I had as yet no opportunity to study the spoken
-language of Poros.
-
-We built a head frame of heavy wire concealed in my hair, and arranged
-the phones so that they would lie unobserved under the locks which
-covered my ears. The batteries, tubes, tuning-apparatus and one rod were
-on my back, carried by a belt and hidden beneath my toga. The other rod
-and a dummy mate to it were affixed to my forehead and camouflaged to
-resemble Cupian antennae. My small microphone was located between my
-collar bones, where the front edge of my toga just concealed it. Of
-course, I could have mounted both of my real rods on my forehead, but
-that would have reduced the capacity enough so as to have increased my
-wave length out of the required range. Hence the seemingly unnecessary
-complication of my arrangement.
-
-The need for tuning-apparatus requires some explanation. Porovians tune
-for the slight difference in individual wave length, by moving their
-antennae; but this, of course, was not practicable to me, so I employed
-for this purpose a microscopically small variable condenser on my belt.
-
-To complete my disguise we even went to the extent of fastening
-artificial wings to my back, so that, except for the slight peculiarity
-of my hands and feet, I looked and sounded like a real Cupian.
-
-Then we were ushered into the presence of the lady. She was a beautiful
-and regal figure, as she sat poised upon a richly upholstered dais,
-garbed in the Grecian simplicity of the Cupian national costume. In her
-arms snuggled a pet mathlab, which I noted with a twinge of jealousy.
-
-She was unmistakably taken aback by the change in my appearance, and
-only a hasty glance at my hands and feet convinced her that she was not
-being made the victim of a practical joke. But she quickly recovered her
-dignity, and frigidly awaited our advances.
-
-Doggo opened the conversation.
-
-“Gracious lady,” he said, “Myles Cabot and I pay our most humble
-respects. As you can see, he is now a full-fledged Cupian, with the
-minor exception of fingers and toes. The object of this interview is
-that he may reassure you, and apologize for the fright which he caused
-you when last you two met.”
-
-I then stepped forward. In spite of my transformation she cringed a bit,
-I must admit. Evidently she still remembered my horrible beard, for she
-kept studying my face inquiringly.
-
-I spoke my memorized piece, as follows: “Gracious lady, I am your
-everlasting slave, from whom you need fear no harm.”
-
-And then _she_ spoke! The sweetest, most tinkling, silvery voice that I
-have ever heard. Somehow I had known that her voice must be like that.
-Of course, I did not yet understand the spoken language of this planet;
-but I stood enchanted.
-
-Doggo afterwards wrote out for me the substance of her remarks, which
-were that she was thrown in contact with me against her will, but that
-if I comported myself circumspectly she would condescend to tolerate my
-acquaintance, or words to that effect. Never once did her cold manner
-relax, and yet I fancied the merest twinkle of interest in her
-heaven-blue eyes.
-
-We withdrew, fully satisfied that an opening had been made.
-
-Doggo at once wanted to report the occurrence to headquarters, whereas I
-insisted that the affair concerned no one but myself.
-
-“Why should headquarters care?” I asked.
-
-His reply astounded me. It took paper and pencil and a great deal of
-explaining before I finally grasped the horrible fact that the Cupian
-girl had been brought to Wautoosa so that the Formians might breed us
-like cattle, in an attempt to perpetuate my peculiar species. No wonder
-that she still revolted from me, in spite of my more presentable
-appearance.
-
-“Teach me to talk,” I pleaded on paper, “in order that I may explain to
-her that she has nothing to fear from me, and that I will guard her
-honor with my life.”
-
-Doggo could not understand my sentiments, but he had enough friendship
-for me so that he respected them on my account. Accordingly he set to
-work instructing me, chiefly by making me read aloud and take dictation.
-The language turned out to be phonetic, after all. In fact, it is very
-like Pitman shorthand, although not quite so compact.
-
-As I already knew the written language pretty thoroughly, I made rapid
-progress in the radiated language, so that in a very few weeks I became
-really proficient. Now I learned the names “Cupian” and “Formian” and a
-great many other words which I have used earlier in this narrative,
-although only their written forms were known to me at that time.
-
-I was now able to write my name phonetically. Heretofore I had used for
-my name the plural of the character for their unit of measure, stad, a
-poor pun for Myles.
-
-Every few days I saw the lady briefly. At first our conversations were
-very formal, consisting on my part almost entirely of set speeches
-committed to memory. But gradually as I mastered the language I became
-able to understand her and to improvise a bit.
-
-One afternoon, about fifty days after my return from Mooni, I said to
-Doggo, doubtless apropos of something that was in my lesson:
-
-“Tell me, have you any name of your own? I have called you Doggo right
-along, and you haven’t seemed to mind it; so it has never occurred to me
-before to ask your real name.”
-
-“No,” he replied, “I have no name. That is why I felt highly honored
-when you called me one. Cupians have names, but we Formians, except in
-the case of our Queen Formis, have merely numbers. These numbers are in
-three parts, the first part representing the year of hatching, the
-second the month of hatching, and the third the serial registration
-number of the individual. Thus my number ‘344-2-18’ means that I was the
-twentieth Formian hatched in the second month of the four hundred and
-eighty-fourth year following the Great Peace.”
-
-Let me explain here, that a year on Poros is made up of twenty months of
-twelve days each. A day is twelve parths, or about twenty-two and a half
-earth hours; so that a parth is about one hour and fifty-two and a half
-minutes of earth time.
-
-I would have asked him then what was the meaning of the other and
-smaller numbers on his back, but I was more interested in learning about
-the beautiful lady. It was strange that I had never asked her name of
-either herself or Doggo. But I had always called her “gracious lady,”
-with never a thought of any further title.
-
-Now I inquired: “If Cupians have names, what then is the name of the
-gracious lady?”
-
-At this question Doggo’s antennae quivered with suppressed excitement.
-
-“Never ask that question again of any one,” he adjured me. “Do not even
-ask the lady herself. There are reasons of state against your being
-told.”
-
-To relieve this strained situation, I changed the subject, saying: “Oh,
-by the way, it has occurred to me to ask the cause of the accident to
-our airplane on the day of my capture.”
-
-Whereat Doggo, mollified, explaining as follows: “Our airplanes are
-stabilized entirely by gyroscopes.”
-
-I interjected: “On my planet, Minos, we depend upon the shape and design
-of the wings.”
-
-“Be that as it may,” Doggo continued, “_we_ use gyroscopes. On the
-particular occasion in question the gyroscopes broke down, thus
-crippling the plane as completely as if it had lost a wing, and so
-bringing it to the ground.”
-
-As we were on the subject, I asked: “What is the reason for the peculiar
-shape of your flying-machines?” For I had noticed that they were built
-with long flexible tails, so that the general appearance was that of a
-dragon fly.
-
-“Oh,” Doggo explained, “the tail is the fighting element of a Porovian
-airship. The green cows, whose milk furnishes such an important part of
-the diet of us Formians, are preyed upon by the enormous bees, such as
-the one who fell into the same spider-web with you shortly after your
-arrival on this planet. These bees are chiefly noted for their honey and
-for the peculiar shrill noise which they radiate, on which account they
-are called ‘whistling bees.’
-
-“Airplanes exist for the sole purpose of combating these predatory
-creatures. By one of the terms of the treaty of Mooni, the Cupians are
-not allowed to possess planes, and accordingly all of the policing of
-the air has to be done by the Imperial Air Navy of the Formians. This
-city, Wautoosa, where we are now staying, is the barracks for the air
-navy, and contains nothing else, which accounts for the absence of
-visiting Cupians here. I am a high ranking naval officer, an eklat,
-whereas the one you call ‘Satan’ is only a pootah.”
-
-Thus explained Doggo. I gathered that the ranks of eklat and pootah
-correspond respectively to commander, and lieutenant junior grade, on
-earth.
-
-I having done my share to relieve the tension caused by my asking of
-Doggo the name of the Cupian girl, he now in turn invited me to go on a
-bee hunt, which I accepted purely for politeness’ sake, as I did not
-care to travel far from the lady. But perhaps such a diversion would be
-just as well, until I had made more progress in mastering the spoken
-language.
-
-So, about a week after the conversation above related, I embarked with
-two young officers for a part of the country where it had been reported
-that several bees were preying upon the flocks. Doggo remained behind at
-Wautoosa, because of certain important military duties.
-
-The trip took almost an entire day, and we put up for the night at a
-small farming village. The farmer ants displayed a true rustic interest
-in my peculiarities, which the two young bar-pootahs, or ensigns, took
-great pleasure in showing off. My fame had evidently reached this
-community, but with it a myth to the effect that my electrical antennae
-could discharge not only speech, but also death-dealing lightning at
-will.
-
-I treasured this piece of information—it might come in handy some time.
-
-Early the next morning we started forth to the field where the most
-recent bovicides had taken place, and concealed our plane in some woods
-by the edge of the field. We had not long to wait, for soon we were
-rewarded by a whistling sound, at which we sailed out to meet the enemy.
-
-“The nations’ airy navies grappling in the central blue,” of which
-Tennyson sings, can’t hold a candle to a battle between an ant flyer and
-a whistling bee.
-
-At the start we circled each other, each looking for an opening, and
-each trying to get on the back of the other. In this game the airplane
-had a certain advantage, for it was provided with grappling hooks both
-above and below, and could work its tail either up or down to strike at
-its antagonist. Whereas the bee, of course, had legs only on the bottom
-side, and could bend his sting only downward. Thus even if the bee
-should alight on the top of the plane, the fight would still remain
-fairly even. But if the plane should alight on top of the bee, it would
-be all over for the poor bee.
-
-In addition, the plane had its fuel tank and its control levers located
-way to the front, as far as possible out of reach of the sting of the
-bee. But the bee had the advantage of unified control; that is to say,
-one of the ant ensigns flew the machine, while the other manipulated the
-fighting tail; whereas the bee controlled both his sting and his wings
-with a single brain.
-
-Round and round we circled, first the plane on top and then the bee. The
-two young ant-men were accomplished flyers, so that loop-the-loops,
-tail-spins, direct drops and other maneuvers were possible, and it took
-all of these expedients to elude our antagonist. But at last the bee
-made some slight misplay, and instantly we were upon his back with the
-grappling hooks sunk in his sides and in a moment our fighting tail was
-driven home and the battle was over. The grappling hooks were then
-released, and the carcass cast to the ground.
-
-Upon our alighting shortly thereafter, one of the ant-men exclaimed: “We
-certainly _are_ in luck, for there is the bee’s honey pot!”
-
-And sure enough, there in front of us was a silk lined opening in the
-ground, more than a yard in diameter. And now I learned whence came the
-honey which the Formians had frequently served me. For it seems that
-these huge bees, as large as horses, burrow into the ground to the depth
-of ten or twelve feet, line the hole with silk of their own spinning,
-and then use it as a reservoir for their most excellent honey. This, in
-spite of their carnivorous proclivities, is almost identical to the
-honey made by bees on earth.
-
-One of the bar-pootahs now uncoiled a long hose from the airship and
-stuck the end into the honey reservoir, while the other started up the
-motor; and soon we were filling one of our spare tanks with the luscious
-syrup, of which there were about one hundred gallons in the hole.
-
-But we had made one mistake, for this was not the hole of our late
-victim. It belonged instead to another bee, who suddenly appeared
-angrily on the scene. If we had not been warned by his whistling, we
-should have been out of luck; and as it was, we barely had time to
-scramble aboard and rise from the ground before he was upon us.
-
-Then began a repetition of our former fight, but with a difference, as
-we soon noticed, for this bee was a master of aerial tactics. Once, when
-we were nearly upon his back, he darted ahead, and then rose and halted,
-so that we nearly drove our ship onto the point of his sting. But
-fortunately, our pilot caught the idea of the maneuver almost before it
-was executed, and quickly threw us into a left-handed spiral, thus not
-only escaping the deadly sting, but also giving the bee a bad bruise
-with one of our wings as we shot by.
-
-A move like this would, of course, be rendered entirely impossible by
-the steadying influence of the gyroscopes, were it not for the fact that
-the control apparatus is so arranged that the gyroscopes maintain their
-position, while the whole rest of the machine spirals around them.
-
-For a while thereafter we had the advantage, and finally by a clever
-shift descended squarely upon the back of the bee. But, just as our
-hooks were about to take hold, the bee again darted forward and looped
-in front of us, turning over at the same time, so that he was right side
-up above us. Then, as we passed under him, he dropped upon the front of
-our machine out of reach of our tail.
-
-“My, but that was a well executed move!” one of the bar-pootahs
-exclaimed. “I never saw a whistling bee do _that_ before.”
-
-Airmen are ever appreciative of a clever opponent, on Poros as on Earth,
-and even in defeat. These were the last words my friend ever spoke, for
-at that moment he was impaled by the enemy. The next stroke punctured
-the fuel tank, the other ant-man jumped, and the plane crashed to earth,
-pinning me beneath it.
-
-I lay stunned for a few moments, and then the angry bee bunted the wreck
-to one side, pulled me from beneath it, and brandished his sting above
-me, preparatory to driving it into my vitals.
-
-
-
-
- _8_
- the conspiracy
-
-
-Just as the sting was about to pierce my breast I recognized the bee. It
-was the same one which had been my companion in the spider web, and
-which I had rescued. There was the leg-stump and the scarred abdomen.
-What irony of fate that this bee should have now returned to kill me!
-
-“Don’t!” I shrieked aloud. “Was it for this that I saved you from the
-spider?”
-
-And it almost seemed as though he heard me and understood me, for he
-stayed his rapier in mid air. Then he recognized me, too. At least he
-must have done so, for in no other way can I explain his sudden
-clemency. Instead of finishing his stroke, the bee withdrew his sting,
-gazed intently on me for several seconds, and then flew heavily away.
-
-Once more my life was saved!
-
-When I had recovered my breath, I struggled weakly to my feet and looked
-about me. The plane was a hopeless wreck. The impaled bar-pootah was
-still in his place at the levers. The one who had jumped was lying
-crushed and silent near by. I was alone in a small open spot in the
-woods.
-
-After ascertaining that the crushed ant-man was beyond all help, I
-started off in as nearly a straight direction as I could, lining up
-first one pair of trees and then another in order to keep from traveling
-in a circle. The absence of any direct sunlight made orientation very
-difficult, for without any shadows to judge by it was impossible to tell
-north from south or east from west.
-
-Again, as on my second day on this planet, I noticed the peculiar fauna
-of the woods, and especially the strange birds which seemed to fly in
-tandem pairs. Finally, as I passed through a small clearing, a pair flew
-near me, and to my surprise I found that it was not a pair at all, but
-rather a single animal. In fact it was not a bird at all, but rather a
-reptile of some sort, resembling a lizard with a wing where each leg
-should be—a veritable flying snake about three feet long.
-
-As this peculiar winged creature fluttered near and saw me, it uttered a
-shrill squeak and rushed at my head. The squeak was answered in various
-directions, and almost immediately several more flying snakes began to
-converge upon me from all sides. Luckily for me there was a stout stick
-lying close at hand, and seizing this I began to defend myself.
-
-More and more of the strange aerial snakes arrived, and soon I was
-surrounded by a swarm of them, all striving to strike at my head,
-regardless of my frantic attempts to beat them off.
-
-I was rapidly tiring from my efforts, when a diversion offered, in the
-form of a new enemy—a lavender colored hairless cat-like beast about the
-size of a large dog—which bounded into the clearing with a
-blood-curdling scream.
-
-Forgotten were the flying snakes, as I clambered into a tree, just
-barely in time to escape this new onslaught. And forgotten, apparently,
-was I by them. For they scattered to the four winds of heaven, leaving
-me alone with the purple beast, which paced screaming beneath my tree. I
-felt perfectly safe where I sat, for the creature did not appear to be a
-climber, but its hideous howls were most annoying until I noticed that
-the noise came entirely from my headset. So I switched off the current,
-and instantly all was silence.
-
-But even the silence and the comparative safety of the tree were not
-particularly pleasant. The beast was anything but pretty, resembling a
-mountain lion except that it was lavender colored and hairless, with
-antennae and webbed feet.
-
-So this was the woofus, of which I had heard so much, the most dreaded
-carnivore of all Poros! One of these, it was said, was easily a match
-for three or four ant-men; so what chance had I, perched in my tree, if
-my captor chose to hang around until hunger and thirst should force me
-to descend?
-
-But this question never was answered; for, luckily for me, something
-else presently attracted the attention of the woofus, and it trotted off
-into the woods. I switched on my radio, and heard its screams gradually
-fade away in the distance.
-
-When all was silent again I descended, and picked up the line of trees
-which I had been following when I entered the clearing. Soon I came to
-another clearing. There in the center lay a crippled airplane and beside
-it the dead body of a huge ant. It was my own plane. I had traveled in a
-circle, after all.
-
-In despair I sat down on the side of the airship. How was I ever to get
-out of this woods?
-
-And then the fading daylight gave me a clue. To one side the silver gray
-of the sky was darkening, while to the other it was assuming a pinkish
-hue. I could now tell east from west, and if I hurried, and if the way
-was not too far, I could follow a straight line out of the wood while it
-was still light. So off I set, due west toward the pink of the unseen
-setting sun. Just as the pink light finally died out before me and all
-became jet black on every hand, I reached a concrete road at last and
-sat down exhausted on its edge.
-
-I must have slept; for the next thing that I knew I was flooded by a
-bright light, and then a kerkool stopped beside me, and I was hailed by
-a cheery “Yahoo!”
-
-The driver was a lone ant-man.
-
-I struggled sleepily to my feet.
-
-“Yahoo!” I said. “Whither?”
-
-“To Wautoosa,” he replied. “Can I accommodate you?”
-
-“You certainly can,” said I, “for I am from Wautoosa myself, and have
-just been in an airplane wreck, which killed both my companions, two
-bar-pootahs of the Imperial Air Navy.”
-
-“Crawl in, then,” said he.
-
-So I accepted his invitation and promptly fell sound asleep again in the
-bottom of the kerkool, where my new host had the decency to let me lie
-undisturbed.
-
-In the morning we stopped at a roadside tavern, where I was awakened for
-breakfast. The driver of the kerkool was a rich farmer ant on the way to
-Wautoosa on government business from one of the southern provinces. He
-had heard of me, and was very much interested in my recent adventures;
-and I in turn was glad to find that I could talk with him quite
-fluently. We spent the morning chatting pleasantly as we rode along; and
-stopped for lunch at another tavern, where we ate a particularly
-delectable mess of fried mashed purple grasshoppers, served with honey.
-
-In the afternoon conversation lagged a bit; and finally, to kill time,
-my host undertook to teach me how to drive the kerkool. The control was
-not unlike that of an earth automobile, so I caught on readily enough,
-and in fact drove the machine for the last hour or so, and into
-Wautoosa, which we reached just before supper-time.
-
-There I bade farewell to the ant and proceeded at once to headquarters
-to report the loss of the plane to the winko, or admiral of the entire
-air navy. Then I returned to my quarters, where I bathed and changed,
-and had supper with Doggo, to whom I related the sad fate of his
-friends.
-
-Tabby was there and was glad to see me. But I should not say “see,” for
-these pet buntlotes of the ants are totally blind, being guided entirely
-by their sense of smell, which is very keen. They smell with their
-antennae, as well as hear, these two senses being commingled in much the
-same way as we are taught on earth to regard the two components of radio
-waves: namely, electrostatic and electromagnetic.
-
-But enough of Tabby’s methods of perception; Doggo informed me to my joy
-that the Cupian lady had been moved to quarters adjoining my own; and
-had expressed herself as no longer unfriendly toward me.
-
-The next morning I called upon her.
-
-I had now made sufficient progress with the spoken language, so that we
-were able to chat quite pleasantly together. She had me tell my entire
-adventures since my arrival on the planet, and punctuated my narrative
-with many pretty “ohs” and “ahs” at the various points at which my life
-was endangered and then spared. We parted very good friends, it seemed
-to me. At least she no longer regarded me as a repulsive wild beast,
-which was some consolation and encouragement.
-
-In the succeeding days we became better and better acquainted, she
-telling me a great deal about her planet, and I in turn telling her
-about my life on earth. But I—warned by Doggo—never once suggested that
-she tell me who she was; and she on her part showed no inclination to do
-so.
-
-Doggo, at my insistence, made no report to headquarters that her
-hostility to me had ceased.
-
-Frequently she and I dined together. Our favorite dish was a stew of
-alta, the mushroomlike plant which the ant-men cultivate underground on
-beds of chopped tartan leaves. The secret of growing this plant had been
-carefully guarded by the Formians and has never been learned by the
-Cupians. It tastes much like chestnuts, only not so rich, and forms the
-chief part of ant diet, much like rice among the Japanese.
-
-All this time I had seen nothing of my old enemy Satan; in fact, I had
-seen nothing of him since he had tried to kill me many months ago. I had
-dismissed him from my mind, and so was much surprised when one day he
-swaggered into my quarters in a particularly truculent mood. Doggo was
-with me at the time, and bristled up at the other’s approach. It was
-plain that the two did not care for each other.
-
-“How is your pet mathlab from the planet Minos?” sneered Satan.
-
-Now, to call a person a “mathlab” is one of the worst insults that can
-be offered on the planet Poros. It is as bad as to call a man a skunk, a
-sandless puppy, and a cur all at once in the United States, or a
-_chameau_ in France. And although the insult was directed at me, yet it
-was spoken to my friend Doggo and it was he who had been really
-insulted.
-
-Doggo kept his temper admirably, but answered the sneer with another
-sneer: “You forget yourself to speak so to a superior officer. My only
-explanation is that you have been chewing some saffra root.”
-
-The saffra is a peculiar narcotic plant which is cultivated on Poros
-both for its anesthetic qualities and also for use in much the same way
-as alcohol is employed on earth. So that Doggo had virtually accused
-Satan of being drunk, which was both a charitable way of explaining
-Satan’s insubordinate language and a deadly insult in itself.
-
-Satan clicked his jaws in rage, and hurled at Doggo the words: “I’ll get
-your number.”
-
-To which Doggo calmly replied: “I’ll get yours.”
-
-And to my surprise, the two rushed at each other and started fighting.
-
-Never before having seen a duel between two ant-men, I did not then know
-how common duels are, nor that they transcend all rank. The proper
-formality for challenging to a duel is to say, as Satan had, “I’ll get
-your number,” and the proper formality for accepting the challenge is to
-speak as Doggo had spoken.
-
-The battle was a sort of combined wrestling bout and fencing match, the
-two huge creatures tumbling over and over on the floor, each trying to
-get his mandibles at the other’s neck and each parrying with his own
-mandibles the thrusts of the other.
-
-Finally, to my horror, Satan slipped by Doggo’s guard and fastened his
-jaws on Doggo’s throat. He could easily and instantly have severed
-Doggo’s head, but he apparently preferred to hold him for a moment and
-gloat over his victim, and this delay gave me the opportunity to come
-out of my coma, seize a chair, and rush to Doggo’s rescue.
-
-But, to my surprise, it was Doggo himself who ordered me back.
-
-“This is a duel to the death,” he said, “and it is not etiquette for any
-one to interfere.”
-
-Satan turned his horrid eyes to me and remarked:
-
-“Wait a few minutes until I finish your friend, and I will get your
-number, too.”
-
-“Go to it!” I replied in English, not then knowing the correct
-formalities, but being perfectly willing to try my chances again with my
-old enemy.
-
-“What was that peculiar remark?” asked Satan. “Mathlab language? Or
-perchance the way that half-wits talk on Minos?”
-
-Keeping my temper, I answered: “What I said was for you to come and get
-my number if you can.”
-
-This diversion proved unfortunate for Satan. He should have severed
-Doggo’s head while he had him in his power; for, while his attention was
-distracted by his conversation with me, Doggo suddenly wrenched loose
-and with a snap rolled Satan’s head upon the floor.
-
-Then Doggo shook himself, went to the door, and called for assistance;
-and shortly three ant soldiers entered, two of whom removed the dead
-body, and the third of whom brought a paint pot and brush, with which he
-proceeded to paint on Doggo’s back, under Doggo’s own number and the
-string of smaller ones, the number which had been Satan’s in life.
-
-So _this_ was the meaning of the small numbers and also of the formal
-words used in challenging and accepting the challenge to a duel; Doggo
-had got Satan’s number in truth. And now, so far as I knew, I had no
-enemy on all Poros.
-
-A few days later, in one of the corridors, I ran across the first male
-Cupian whom I had ever seen at Wautoosa. He was even handsomer than the
-Cupians whom I had met at the University of Mooni. In fact, he was the
-most handsome Cupian man that I have ever seen, either before or since.
-He had curly chestnut hair, a straight nose, and regal features and
-bearing.
-
-But he seemed furtive and in a great hurry. Dragging me into a near-by
-room, he closed the curtains.
-
-“Place your antennae close to mine,” he cautioned, “and radiate very
-softly. This is a matter of life and death to one who is very dear to
-both of us.”
-
-“The beautiful Cupian?” I gasped.
-
-“The very same,” he replied. “The Princess Lilla, daughter of King Kew
-of Cupia, illegally detained as a prisoner by the Formians.”
-
-So that was why her identity was sealed!
-
-“And who are you?” I asked.
-
-“I am her unhappy cousin, Yuri, next in succession to the throne of
-Cupia,” he answered.
-
-Yes, I had heard of him from his younger brother, Prince Toron, who had
-been my assistant in the laboratories of Mooni.
-
-Yuri continued: “I have long loved the beautiful princess, but she
-ignored me. And so, blinded to all sense of right and wrong by my
-passion, I arranged with the Department of Eugenics at Mooni to have her
-kidnaped into Formia, for the purpose of forcing her to marry me and
-thus inaugurate a strain of perfect Cupians.”
-
-I knew, from Toron, of Yuri’s great influence among the ant-men, due to
-his being the leader of the court party in Cupia who believed in the
-most abject adherence to the treaty of Mooni. And I could well believe
-that a splendid race would spring from this pair, the two most perfect
-specimens of all Cupia.
-
-Yuri went on with his tale: “All of Cupia was turned upside down
-searching for the princess, but of course no searching by Cupians was
-possible in Formia, and the authorities of the latter country gave out
-no intimation that they knew the whereabouts of the princess. My
-implication in Lilla’s kidnaping was unknown to her; and so, on meeting
-me here at Wautoosa, she hailed me as a possible rescuer.”
-
-I could restrain my indignation no longer.
-
-“What duplicity!” I shouted. “I am tempted to try to get your number.”
-
-But Yuri held up a restraining hand.
-
-“Quiet, for Lilla’s sake!” he implored. “I do not blame you, for I am
-deserving of censure. But hear me out. Hear how I plan, with your aid,
-to atone for my crimes.
-
-“Just as my suit was progressing admirably, you—Myles Cabot—arrived on
-this planet, and the plans of the Department of Eugenics abruptly
-changed from merely mating the two most beautiful Cupians to a really
-much more interesting experiment with a strange new breed.”
-
-I shuddered, and Yuri smiled.
-
-He went on: “At first I was jealous of you, and quite naturally so.
-Satan was a particularly loyal henchman of mine, and it was my influence
-that fostered and perpetuated his original hostility toward you. But now
-Satan is dead, so let the past stay gone. I no longer bear you any ill
-will, for I have seen that the Princess Lilla is even more averse to the
-stranger from Minos than she ever was to her devoted cousin. So now I am
-willing to take a chance on you as a rival, and enlist your support and
-assistance in my efforts to rescue our beloved princess from the
-Formians, and return her to her own country.”
-
-All this he hurriedly told me in the room into which he had dragged me.
-Of course I was horrified at the part which he had played; but,
-appreciating his change of heart, I assured him that I was willing to
-help him rescue the Princess.
-
-Then he outlined his plans.
-
-
-
-
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- the rescue
-
-
-The idea was for Yuri to return to Cupia, as that would make the ant-men
-less suspicious. Ever since the Department of Eugenics had changed their
-plans with respect to the princess, Yuri had been carefully watched for
-fear that he would do the obvious thing and try to return her to Cupia.
-In fact, although he had made up his mind many days ago to enlist my
-support, yet he had been so closely shadowed that it was only now that
-he had been able to make my acquaintance and snatch a few hurried words
-with me. And even now every moment that we spent together rendered the
-danger of our detection just so much more imminent.
-
-“On my return to Cupia,” he said, “I shall wait at the Third Gate, where
-the guard will be duly bribed to let you through if you should succeed
-in reaching it. Of course, the Formians will trust Lilla much more
-freely with Myles Cabot than they would with Prince Yuri, due to their
-intense desire to perpetuate the race of Minos, so you will have plenty
-of opportunity to convey these plans to Lilla and to arrange for her
-flight.
-
-“All the details have been carefully thought out. I will leave my
-kerkool behind at the kerkool-ool at Wautoosa for you to use.
-
-“One of the city gates opens directly from the kerkool-ool onto the main
-traveled highway, and the guard there is a henchman of mine, who has
-already been instructed to let you pass. I have even had the forethought
-to prepare a forged passport which will get you and Lilla safely by
-ant-men who might see fit to stop you and question you on the road.”
-
-I assented to all these arrangements. How glad I was of an opportunity
-to be of service to Lilla! Yuri might be willing to take a chance with
-me as a rival, based on the well-known fact that the princess had
-greeted me with horror at our first meeting and had with difficulty been
-induced to associate with me even after my triumphant return from Mooni
-with my means for radio communication. But Yuri did not know how
-splendidly we had been getting along together during the past few
-sangths, and I thought it just as well not to tell him. Here was a
-chance to do a favor for Princess Lilla and at the same time free myself
-from my ant captors.
-
-So I assured Yuri that I would cooperate to the utmost.
-
-We patted each other’s cheeks to bind the bargain; and then, he first
-and I a few minutes later, sneaked out of the room, without either of us
-being observed.
-
-I hastened to the quarters of the princess and told her the entire plan,
-to which she gladly agreed.
-
-A few nights later it was an easy matter for Lilla and me to meet by
-prearrangement at the city kerkool-ool. With my false antennae and
-artificial wings, I looked very much like a Cupian as it was; and, with
-the addition of automobile goggles, which the kerkool-oolo
-(garage-keeper) supplied me, I would have been willing to challenge
-anyone to tell me from the genuine article.
-
-Yuri’s kerkool was very similar to the ant-man’s kerkool in which I had
-returned from my ill-fated bee hunt, but it was smaller and provided
-with seats very much like those of an earthly automobile. This was a
-great relief, as it was very tiring to drive a kerkool standing up, as
-is the habit among the ant-men.
-
-We settled ourselves in the car, thanked the attendant, and soon were on
-the open road headed for the Cupian boundary and freedom.
-
-Thus far our plans had been carried out like clockwork, and yet this
-fact made it seem all the more likely that there was trouble ahead. I
-was filled with suspense and excitement; and evidently my companion was
-under much the same strain, for she clung to my left arm with both her
-little hands. I could feel her heart beating heavily and rapidly against
-my side, and every now and then she would shiver, although the night was
-warm. I longed to draw her to me and comfort her, but the kerkool
-demanded all my attention; and besides she was a princess of the royal
-house of Cupia, and I—why, I was probably merely an educated animal.
-
-Yet her intimate presence thrilled me, and her confiding trust gave me
-courage to face any dangers. No longer was she the haughty regal
-princess; she was now merely a very frightened little girl; and,
-manlike, I gloried in my protective strength.
-
-It was a long time since I had taken an automobile ride with a girl. The
-night was warm and moist and fragrant, as are all nights of Poros. I had
-not been a drinking man on earth, and on the planet Venus I have never
-chewed the saffra root, but I can never wish for a more intoxicating and
-exhilarating experience than that ride through the warm fragrant velvet
-blackness of the Porovian night, with my princess snuggled close at my
-side.
-
-There wasn’t much opportunity for conversation, however, for I was such
-a novice with these machines that I had to keep pretty much of my entire
-attention on the control levers and on the road ahead.
-
-All went nicely until at a turn of the road I saw a Formian standing
-ahead of me, holding up one paw as the signal for us to stop. So I
-halted the kerkool.
-
-“Who are you?” he asked.
-
-But I had already prepared the replies to such an expected catechism,
-and so answered readily enough: “We are Jodek and Janek, students at the
-University of Mooni, now bound for the Royal University of Cupia.”
-
-Jodek and Janek being two very common names on Poros, like Smith and
-Jones on the earth.
-
-“This road does not run from Mooni,” said the sentinel, “but rather from
-Wautoosa; and I well know that there are no Cupians at Wautoosa.”
-
-“Then that very piece of knowledge of yours,” I countered, “should
-convince you that we are not from Wautoosa. As a matter of fact, we are
-from Saltona”—which was the name of the farming village where I had
-hunted the whistling bees—“where we were sent by the university
-authorities to study a new breed of green cows which has been produced
-there. We left Saltona early this morning and came through Wautoosa
-about an hour ago. See, here is our pass.”
-
-And I showed him an official Formian pass signed by one of the Council
-of Twelve, and authorizing Jodek and Janek, with one kerkool and their
-baggage to leave the country by the Third Gate.
-
-So far as I could see, there was not the slightest flaw in my story, nor
-even anything to arouse his suspicion. But evidently the ant-man thought
-differently, for he proceeded to question me in detail.
-
-“Whose kerkool is that?”
-
-This was a question which I had not expected. It suddenly occurred to me
-that, as this was Yuri’s kerkool, it might bear some identifying royal
-insignia which I had not noticed. And yet it would probably be unwise to
-admit that it was his, for such an admission might suggest to an
-intelligent sleuth hound such as my inquisitor seemed to be, that my
-companion might be the Princess Lilla.
-
-What seemed a happy inspiration came to my mind, and I answered: “This
-kerkool belongs to Prince Toron of Cupia, now assigned to the same
-department in which we have been studying at Mooni.”
-
-“And what department may that be?”
-
-“Agriculture, of course.”
-
-“Is that how you came to be studying the cows?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-I heard Lilla gasp, and felt her hands tighten convulsively on my arm.
-Evidently I had made some misplay.
-
-Several more questions he asked, at which I got more and more rattled.
-
-Then abruptly he said: “There is something wrong here. For some
-unaccountable reason I suspected you from the first, and evidently my
-suspicions were correct. Your passport is invalid. It is dated three
-days ago and purports to be signed by No. 340-7-11. Yet he ceased to be
-a member of the Imperial Council over a sangth ago. Then this is not the
-kerkool to which I have been accustomed as Prince Toron’s. You see, I am
-recently from Mooni myself. Prince Toron is assigned to the electrical,
-and not the agricultural, department; and, anyhow, they don’t teach
-about cows under the head of agriculture. Accordingly your entire story
-breaks down, and I shall be compelled to hold you until I can notify my
-superiors. You see—”
-
-I saw all right. And I didn’t intend to permit him to finish his
-harangue. So while his attention was still directed upon his own good
-opinion of himself as a detective, I threw the car into full speed
-ahead, thus putting an end to the sentry’s conversation. In fact, it
-nearly put an end to the sentry himself. But, instead of having sense
-enough to run him down, I instinctively steered around him.
-
-Of course, he immediately gave the alarm, and soon Lilla informed me
-that she could see the lights of a pursuing kerkool behind us on the
-road.
-
-Then I began to have difficulty with the controls of the car. It started
-to wabble uncertainly, although it did not decrease its speed.
-
-“Do you understand these machines?” I asked.
-
-“Yes,” she replied, “I frequently have driven one.”
-
-“What seems to be the matter with it now?”
-
-She thought a moment intently, and then answered: “It seems to me that
-the gyroscopes are slowing down. If this be so, we must come to a stop
-directly, or the kerkool will overturn.”
-
-I decided to take her advice; and so, stopping the kerkool as quickly as
-possible, we each seized a small spotlight with which the car was
-equipped, and struck off into the dense woods that lined the road.
-
-A few moments later I heard the pursuing car crash into our deserted
-one. I had hoped that my maneuver might effectively wreck our pursuers,
-but apparently it did not do so, for soon I heard the sounds of ant-men
-following us through the wood.
-
-As we were not using our lights, they could not follow us by sight, and,
-as we were not talking, they could not follow us by sound, for of course
-they could hear nothing but radiations from our antennae, regardless of
-how we crashed through the underbrush. Luckily I thought of this and so
-did not waste any time in trying to be noiseless.
-
-The sound of the ant-men grew fainter and fainter behind us, until
-suddenly we stumbled into a network of ropes. It was an old and stale
-spider’s web. Immediately a bright idea occurred to me, and flashing on
-my light, I hunted for, and found, the spider’s cave; and into it I led
-the princess.
-
-The tunnel of the spider was about four feet in diameter. I crawled
-ahead on my hands and knees, and the princess followed me.
-
-“They’ll never think to look for us in a deserted spider nest,” said I
-in a low voice, and was just about to add some more reassuring words
-when Lilla broke in with “Quick, Myles there’s something following us!”
-
-“Get behind me,” I cautioned as I hurriedly wheeled and crawled past
-her.
-
-True! Something was following us down the passage. I switched on my
-flash-light, and found myself face to face with a huge spider. So the
-nest had not been deserted after all!
-
-The spider steadily approached. I held my ground, and Lilla cowered
-behind me. One touch of his horrid spit meant certain death, as I well
-knew, and yet how could I combat him? At least, I could die fighting.
-
-And when he had killed us both, there was the satisfaction of knowing
-that Yuri would never learn what had become of us and would always
-picture us together somewhere, safe from his clutches. And who knows but
-perhaps he would be right, if God provided the same heaven for both
-Cupians and earth folk.
-
-All these thoughts ran through my head in much less time than it takes
-to set them down. And then I prepared to defend myself, or rather to
-defend the beautiful creature who depended upon me.
-
-I had no weapon. I did not even have anything to use for a weapon,
-except the folding umbrella which hung at my side.
-
-These umbrellas are of a very light but strong construction. The ribs
-and handle are made of alloy steel of a great springiness. The covering
-is remarkable opaque silk cloth. When open they are about four feet in
-diameter and closely resembled an ordinary parasol such as we have on
-earth. But when closed they are scarcely larger than a rolled-up copy of
-a magazine.
-
-Accordingly, in the folded condition in which it hung at my side, it was
-not likely to prove of much value for defensive purposes; so I
-endeavored to extend it to its full length, and had to open it first in
-order to do so. The opened umbrella entirely filled the tunnel, with its
-point toward the spider and its handle toward me. In an instant I
-realized that I had effectively blocked the way against my adversary.
-
-The umbrella, although not much good as a sword, might prove quite
-valuable as a shield.
-
-And so it turned out. The spider hurled himself against it, rending the
-silk cover, but driving the ends of the ribs firmly into the walls of
-the passageway. The spring steel proved strong enough to withstand his
-onslaught, so Lilla and I withdrew out of reach of his legs and waited
-further developments.
-
-We had not long to wait, for soon we heard the radiations of ant-men
-outside the entrance.
-
-“They must have gone in here,” said one, “for it is here that I saw
-their lights flash and heard the scream.”
-
-A light appeared at the opening, and I could see that the spider had
-turned around and was now facing the other way.
-
-Evidently our pursuers could see this, too, for one of them remarked,
-“The spider has got them cooped in there. Come, you keep his attention
-diverted while we go around behind and dig them out.”
-
-I seized Lilla by the hand.
-
-“Come on,” I whispered, “I don’t know where this tunnel leads to, but
-let us at least go down it as far as possible, and perhaps barricade
-ourselves with _your_ umbrella at the bottom.”
-
-So we resumed our crawl. The way seemed endless; but the further we went
-the more my spirits brightened.
-
-“Princess,” I said, “it is very likely that they will miss the tunnel in
-their digging. Or, if they find it, they will have the spider to cope
-with, for he seems to be a wild species, and not the domestic kind which
-the Formians keep to guard their herds of aphids. Or, if they get by the
-spider, they may hesitate to crawl through a dark tunnel. Come on!”
-
-The air smelled stale and musty, but at last, to our surprise, began to
-get fresh again. And then the ground felt rough under my knees. A twig
-snapped, and I found that I could stand erect. We were out in the woods
-again! And no Formian pursuers within sight or earshot.
-
-Close beside the exit was a thicket of tartan bushes, that plant with
-the large heart-shaped leaf so beloved of the purple grasshoppers.
-
-“The safest place for us,” I whispered, “will be right here by the mouth
-of the tunnel. If they follow us through they will never think to look
-for us close at hand, and the thickness of the foliage will prevent
-their discovering us accidentally.”
-
-So together we plunged into the center of this bower of hearts. Then we
-lay down and listened.
-
-Presently we heard voices at the mouth of the tunnel, and I heard the
-crashing of the ants in the underbrush, but so thick was our leafy
-covering that we could not catch even a glimmer of their spotlights.
-
-Their voices became fainter and fainter in the distance, and at last we
-knew we were safe, at least for this night. But, as their conversation
-died away, another sound came to our antennae: the distant howl of a
-woofus, answered from another quarter by the cry of his mate. Lilla
-shuddered at my side as we listened to this new menace grow nearer and
-nearer.
-
-But at last this, too, died away; and when my straining ears could no
-longer catch the slightest sound of it I was surprised to find that I
-was holding the princess clasped tightly in both my arms.
-
-She, too, noticed where she was, and yet made no effort to draw away.
-
-“I was so frightened, Myles,” said she softly. “You will take care of
-me, won’t you, dear?”
-
-For answer I held her close. She heaved a little sigh, and like a tired
-baby nestled down to sleep in my arms.
-
-And thus, all through the perfumed tropical night, I held and watched
-over the beautiful creature who had made life on Poros mean more to me
-than it had ever meant on earth.
-
-“Gather ye rosebuds while ye may,” I thought, “for she is the princess
-royal of all Cupia; and you, for all that the professors have decided,
-may not be even human!”
-
-The fairy orchestra of the wood grasshoppers played its sweetest
-wind-bell tunes, which earthly ears alone could hear. Delicate
-fragrances crept in on an occasional breeze. The night was velvet soft.
-And in my arms lay sweetly breathing, in perfect peace and trust, the
-dearest being any world could hold.
-
-Thus we lay in our bower of leafy hearts, until the invisible sun rose
-over Poros the next morning. When Lilla finally awakened it was with the
-sweet dewey smile of a little child.
-
-I kissed her lightly on the cheek, and she smiled again and said: “You
-are very good to me, Myles Cabot; better than I deserve, who treated you
-so.”
-
-“It is morning, my princess,” said I, “and we must be on our way.”
-
-She gave a slight shudder. “That is so,” she regally replied. “I _am_ a
-princess.”
-
-The spell was broken, and we arose, and set out together through the
-wood, traveling due west, for we had left the road on the east side the
-night before. In this way I hoped to reach the road again and continue
-along it to the border. We were able to tell the points of the compass
-in the early morning light, owing to the pinkness of the eastern sky and
-the darkness of the western.
-
-Reaching the road in safety, we set out northward along it, I blessing
-my sense of hearing which enabled me to keep a keen ear out for
-approaching kerkools, each one of which we dodged by hiding in the woods
-at the side of the road.
-
-In this manner, we kept on without further adventure for the entire day,
-slaking our thirst at an occasional brook, and staving off hunger by
-means of certain edible plants with which the princess was well
-acquainted.
-
-At last, on topping a slight rise, we saw before us a long wall
-stretching away out of sight in the distance to both right and left.
-
-“Is this the pale of which I had heard so much?” I asked.
-
-“It is,” Lilla replied, “and beyond it lies Cupia, and safety. Look!
-Directly before us at the foot of the hill is the Third Gate.”
-
-With a cry of joy, we rushed down the hill, hand in hand together. Sure
-enough, there stood Yuri talking with the Cupian sentinel. Just beyond
-the gate stood a kerkool.
-
-Yuri greeted the princess respectfully and assisted her into the car,
-the sentinel offering no objection.
-
-But as I sought to follow her, the sentinel stepped before me and drew a
-short broadsword, which he held menacingly in his hand.
-
-“Yuri,” I called, “this guard won’t let me pass. Please tell him that it
-is all right.”
-
-Yuri turned around in his seat in the car, and gradually a mocking smile
-spread over his features. Then he spoke to the sentinel.
-
-“I don’t know the fellow,” he declared. “Probably he is an escaped
-Cupian slave. You had better arrest him.”
-
-The princess shrieked, Yuri’s car shot ahead, and they disappeared
-northward, leaving me staring after them with mouth agape.
-
-Perhaps I could have argued it out, or even fought it out with my bare
-hands, with the Cupian sentinel; but at that minute a Formian sentinel
-emerged from the guardhouse at the gate, to take his tour of duty.
-Together the pair seized and shackled me, and placed me in a cell.
-
-Thus, just as my hopes had been highest, they were dashed to the ground.
-Here was I, alone, in chains, still in Formia, awaiting transportation
-to the south again; while my beloved, free, was speeding northward with
-my deceitful rival!
-
-
-
-
- _10_
- before Queen Formis
-
-
-And so, while my princess was borne northward by her cousin and lover,
-Prince Yuri, I was led southward in chains, a prisoner charged with high
-treason against the Ant Empire. Yuri had tricked me, and had used me as
-a cat’s-paw to rescue his sweetheart from her captors. But if I had not
-been so blindly in love, I should have seen through him, and could have
-married Lilla at peace under Formian auspices.
-
-Yet, somehow, I did not feel sorry for what I had done. I had set Lilla
-free. I had won her love and trust for one night, and I was prepared to
-pay the penalty. In fact, I was _glad_ to pay the penalty, for I
-realized that marriage between her, a princess, and me, a commoner,
-would of course never have been possible.
-
-Back in my old room again in Wautoosa! It seemed like home, somehow; and
-yet how different from before, for now I was no longer a guest, but a
-prisoner.
-
-Tabby, my pet buntlote, was glad to smell me again; and my conscience
-gave me a twinge for having so unceremoniously left her behind. Yet if I
-had taken her with me, what would have become of her in the wreck of the
-kerkool and the flight through the spider’s tunnel?
-
-Doggo was overwhelmed with grief at the jam I was in; and he was
-reproachful, too.
-
-“Why did you do it?” he would ask again and again; and, in spite of my
-repeated and detailed explanations, would reiterate: “Why did you do it,
-when all was going so well here?”
-
-Guards were placed over me again, as on my first arrival on the planet.
-But this time, instead of being high ranking officers such as Doggo,
-they were mere common soldier ants, who jested coarsely at me and
-without sympathy.
-
-I complained to Doggo, and he promptly put a stop to their tormenting;
-and, when they found that I was still in the good graces of one of their
-eklats, they became on the surface quite deferential, although they
-continued to annoy me in many petty and underhanded ways.
-
-Doggo spent a great deal of his time with me, and kept me posted on the
-latest news from Kuana, the capital of Cupia. In fact, he even
-dispatched one of his bar-pootahs to ascertain for me just how the
-princess fared.
-
-Report had it that the princess was almost constantly in the company of
-Prince Yuri, and that he was hailed as a popular hero for having rescued
-her. That she seemed unaccountably sad—which item cheered me. That the
-king was momentarily expected to announce her betrothal to Prince
-Yuri—which item did not cheer me. That an influential faction, headed by
-Prince Toron, insisted upon an explanation being demanded from Queen
-Formis because of the detention of Princess Lilla by the ant-men. And
-that only the new popularity of Prince Yuri was able to control this
-movement of his younger brother.
-
-Oh, what a fool I had been not to have told Lilla that Yuri had been
-responsible for her imprisonment at Wautoosa! Now, of course, she
-believed him a hero, rather than the scoundrel he was. But how could he
-satisfactorily explain to her his repudiation of me?
-
-No, if she retained the slightest friendly feeling for me, she could not
-regard him as anything other than a double-crossing crook. And did not
-the reports state that she seemed sad? Why else than either because of
-my fate or because she did not look forward with pleasure to a union
-with Yuri? But if the latter, then why did she associate with him? It
-must be that he was holding over her head a threat of some sort. My poor
-princess of the butterfly wings and graceful antennae!
-
-I tried to get word to her, but Doggo informed me that criminals were
-not allowed the privilege of letter-writing.
-
-My interest was so centered in the beautiful Lilla that it never
-occurred to me to inquire as to my own fate, but Doggo insisted on
-bringing it to my attention. He had obtained his own assignment as my
-defense counsel, and so it was up to him to discuss with me the coming
-trial.
-
-I was accused of high treason against the empire, in that I had assisted
-in the escape of a Cupian slave, had uttered a forged pass, had
-obstructed the highway, had nearly run down a pinqui, and
-had—presumably—slandered the Formians to a member of the royal house of
-Cupia.
-
-Doggo said that I clearly had no defense, as all the items, except the
-slander, were easily provable; but that he should attempt to argue that
-the accusations were void for inconsistency, due to the fact that the
-same person was described in them as being both a slave and royalty. So
-far as I was concerned, this line of defense seemed absolute bunk, but
-no more so than many equally silly sounding legal rules on earth.
-
-The trial was to take place at the Imperial City before Queen Formis and
-the Council of Twelve, for apparently I had committed a most important
-and serious crime. In case of conviction, which seemed certain, Her
-Majesty would have the choice of two punishments. First, laying eggs in
-me, Or secondly, casting me into “The Valley of the Howling Rocks.” Both
-sounded very interesting and were reserved for the worst criminals.
-
-All of the ant-men of the entire nation of Formia are raised from eggs
-laid by the ruling monarch. The vocation of any given ant-man is
-determined long before he is hatched, or even before his egg is laid.
-
-From an elaborate system of records, kept in the Imperial City, the
-Council of Twelve is able to determine, as to each batch of eggs,
-whether it should produce professors, farmers, laborers, officers,
-soldiers, servants, or what; and the eggs are accordingly laid in
-appropriate food. Sort of “tell me what you eat, and I will tell you
-what you are.”
-
-The young ants, when fully grown and in the cocoon stage, are
-transported by truckloads to the part of the empire where they are to be
-trained and where their life is to be spent. Thus the pupae for soldiers
-and officers are sent to Wautoosa, for instance.
-
-Not only is occupation determined in advance, but so also, to a large
-extent, is sex. Thus only enough males are produced to supply the
-queen’s harem, the rest of the royal offspring being sexless females.
-Whenever a queen dies, the council immediately chooses several likely
-larvae and changes their food so as to produce fully developed females;
-the first of these to reach maturity being queen, and the rest being
-killed.
-
-The food chosen for the production of the higher classes of ant-men
-consists of condemned criminals. This was where I came in.
-
-At this point in the explanation an idea occurred to me.
-
-“Do you really mean to say, Doggo,” I gasped, “that you are a lady and
-not a man—that the whole nation of Formians are females?”
-
-“Yes,” he replied, “and furthermore the more highly developed of us
-occasionally lay eggs, though of course we never try to hatch them, for
-that would be even worse a treason than the one with which _you_ are
-charged. I myself even have laid eggs, but it is generally supposed that
-such eggs would not hatch.”
-
-I could hardly believe it. A nation of Amazons! I could not help
-continuing to regard them as males.
-
-But to go on with the alternative penalties. I have described the
-egg-laying. The other penalty, namely the Valley of the Howling Rocks,
-supplied a most diabolical form of punishment. This valley extends about
-a mile along the international boundary line, so that the pale stops at
-one end and begins again at the other. Its sides are steep and
-unscalable, and into it are cast the worst criminals of both countries.
-Some undetermined natural cause within the valley sets up such a
-terrific din that the victims are driven crazy and perish because of the
-sound.
-
-I thought that I should prefer any noise, however awful, to the
-alternative of having eggs laid in me; but Doggo assured me that the
-valley was by far the worse of the two. However, my wishes finally
-prevailed, and Doggo promised to try and secure the valley punishment,
-in event of a conviction.
-
-In due course the time arrived for the trial, and I was led in chains to
-the Imperial City. Doggo accompanied me, and brought along Tabby, too,
-to console me. For some reason I could not get at all excited over the
-performance, it seemed so absurdly like the trial of “Alice in
-Wonderland.” As she is reported to have exclaimed, “Why, you’re nothing
-but a pack of cards!” so I was often tempted to exclaim, “Why, you’re
-nothing but a nest of ants!”
-
-As a matter of fact, I was much more interested in how my princess was
-getting on than I was in my own impending fate.
-
-On the day of the trial I was led into the awful presence of Queen
-Formis. She stood nearly twice the size of any other Formian, and her
-dignity was enhanced by a raised platform surmounted by a scarlet
-canopy, which set off the perfect proportions of her jet-black body.
-
-Grouped on each side of her stood six ant-men, whose refined and
-intelligent appearance made even my professional friends of the
-University of Mooni look like common worker ants by comparison.
-
-Ant messengers hurried to and fro, doing the bidding of the dread
-thirteen; while several large clumsy ants, of a type which I had never
-seen before, wandered aimlessly about the chamber.
-
-“The Royal Husbands,” Doggo informed me.
-
-So these were the drones of Formia. They were very stupid looking
-fellows, who appeared to be accorded great privileges but no deference.
-
-My jailers led me to the foot of the throne, where, under instructions
-from Doggo, I made a low obeisance to the Queen. Then I was locked into
-a wicker cage at one side, and the trial began.
-
-First, one of the council read the accusation, and then the witnesses
-were called, each being permitted to tell his story in his own way, and
-not being subjected to cross-examination by Doggo; though any member of
-the court could ask him questions. On the whole, the procedure seemed
-much fairer than a trial on earth. For the evident object here was to
-ascertain the whole truth, unhampered by rules of evidence, rather than
-to afford a sparring match between rival attorneys.
-
-The keeper of the kerkool-ool at Wautoosa testified in substance as
-follows: “The prisoner came at me unawares, overcame me, and trussed me
-up in a corner, where it took me a parth and a half to escape from my
-bonds. While I lay bound, Cabot stole Prince Yuri’s car. I saw no one
-with Cabot, and in fact did not see Cabot take the car, but I judged
-that he took it, for later I found it gone.”
-
-“I object!” I cried.
-
-“Keep quiet!” Doggo growled.
-
-No one else paid any attention to my interruption.
-
-The witness continued: “Immediately upon getting loose I notified the
-winko.”
-
-One of the winko’s attendants then took the stand and corroborated him
-in this. It was a well-framed-up story, and I had no inclination to get
-the keeper of the kerkool-ool into trouble by disputing it.
-
-The traffic sentinel ant gave an exact and straightforward account of
-how he had stopped us and had trapped me into many damaging statements.
-Also how I had tried to run him down with kerkool, which was not exactly
-the truth; but doubtless it had seemed that way to him. Then he produced
-the forged pass, which was handed around and carefully inspected by the
-council.
-
-Several ant-men then testified as to their pursuit of us, including the
-wrecking of their own car by means of ours. They had tried to dig into
-the tunnel and had failed, so they killed the spider with a long pole.
-They had confidently expected to find us behind the umbrella. Never
-before having seen a double-ended spider cave, they had not scattered
-through the woods to cut off our retreat.
-
-Even so, they could not account for our escape, especially as they had
-kept the road from there to the border constantly patrolled by kerkools
-from that time on until my arrest at the Third Gate. You see, they had
-slipped up by not realizing that I possessed the sense of hearing, which
-had enabled me to avoid the patrols.
-
-The _Cupian_ sentinel at the Third Gate had claimed his official
-privilege of refusing to testify, but the _ant_ sentinel quoted his
-Cupian colleague as saying that he had let the Princess Lilla pass
-through because he had no authority over members of the royal family,
-but had duly arrested me as required by law. No mention was made of
-Prince Yuri’s presence at the gate to “rescue” her from me.
-
-I tried to get Doggo to object on the ground of hearsay, for this was
-the first and only attempt by the prosecution at identifying my
-companion in flight, and hence was most damaging; but Doggo replied that
-hearsay testimony was perfectly allowable on Poros, unless one could
-impeach either the absent or the present witness. How much more sensible
-than the rule in America.
-
-Then I was called upon.
-
-“Do I have to take the stand?” I asked.
-
-“No,” answered Doggo, “but if you don’t your silence will be used
-against you.”
-
-Again a more sensible rule than that which prevails in America; only all
-these Formian improvements over American criminal practice were
-decidedly to my own disadvantage.
-
-I was just about to tell how Yuri had planned Lilla’s rescue with me
-when something stayed me. I wish now that it had not, for to have told
-the truth at this time would have prevented a tragedy which later
-occurred! But my New England spirit of fair play deterred me, and I
-decided to settle with Yuri myself and personally; though how I ever
-hoped to escape from the ants, in order to do so, I did not stop to
-consider.
-
-So I spoke as follows: “Everything testified so far is the truth. But I
-wish to ask Your Majesty, in all respect, just what justification had
-Formia to detain the Princess of Cupia as a slave? You should have
-treated her as visiting royalty; and in that capacity she had a perfect
-right to command my assistance, and I had a perfect right to obey. Let
-me tell the rulers of Formia that—”
-
-But I got no further, for the queen thundered: “Stop! I find the
-prisoner guilty by his own admission. Further evidence is superfluous,
-and I shall proceed to sentence. Has any one any suggestions to make on
-_this_ subject?”
-
-Whereupon my old friend the Professor of Anatomy stepped forward. Doggo
-had evidently primed him to do me a good turn, for he said:
-
-“The prisoner is neither a Cupian nor a Formian, nor is it apparent just
-what sort of animal he is. He seems to be a reasoning species, and so
-can be tried for a crime and accorded the same privileges of trial as in
-the case of a member of either of the two recognized reasoning species
-of this planet. But, as he is an unknown type of creature, it is
-extremely likely that his flesh would prove harmful to the royal babies.
-Accordingly, for the good of the Empire, I advise that Your Majesty
-impose the more severe of the alternative sentences, namely, the Valley
-of the Howling Rocks.”
-
-As no one else present had any suggestion to make, Queen Formis and the
-council conferred together for a few moments, and then the sentence was
-announced. As I hoped, it was the Valley. The professor had done well!
-
-Convicted criminals on Poros are not kept in suspense day after day, as
-on earth. We started for the Valley the very next morning. Apparently an
-execution is an important state occasion on this planet, for a long line
-of kerkools trailed out of the Imperial City, carrying the queen,
-several of the council, and some lesser dignitaries, as well as Doggo,
-Tabby, myself, and my guards.
-
-Doggo was deeply touched by grief. But, for myself, I was still unable
-to get up any very great excitement over the affair. Perhaps I am a
-fatalist, but I could not believe that I was really going to die. It all
-seemed like a dream from which I was soon about to awake. And even if I
-should appear to die on this planet, was it not likely that I would
-awake on the earth again in my Boston laboratory, and thus put an end to
-a very interesting set of imaginary adventures?
-
-But at this thought a pang stabbed my heart, and I resolved that I had
-rather actually die than have it turn out that my meeting with the
-Princess Lilla had not been a fact.
-
-The authorities permitted me to write her a note of farewell, and Doggo
-guaranteed to deliver it personally, thus assuring that it would get
-past Yuri. Into this letter I crowded all my pent-up love, and urged her
-to feel no regrets at my having been sacrificed in her behalf, as that
-sacrifice was gladly and happily given.
-
-Then I patted my little pet Tabby farewell, turned her over to Doggo’s
-care, and was led by my executioners to the edge of the abyss. It was a
-harmless enough looking gulch, but the scores of human skeletons and ant
-shells, scattered about the bottom, bore mute witness to its dread
-possibilities.
-
-And witness, not mute, was borne by the volume of noise which rolled up
-over the edge of the valley. I had thought that I had heard the limit of
-stupendous sound when years ago I stood at the brink of the Niagara, but
-the roar which arose from the Valley of the Howling Rocks dwarfed even
-Niagara by comparison.
-
-And into this chaos infernal I was about to be lowered. It was of course
-impossible to hear spoken farewells, so I patted the side of Doggo’s
-head good-by, at which last demonstration he turned away broken-hearted.
-But the others seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the spectacle. Then my
-shackles were removed, so as to give free play to my amusing antics
-during the torture, a strong rope was placed under my arms, and I was
-lowered into the pit.
-
-Even as I passed over the edge, my thoughts consisted chiefly in
-wondering, not what fate was in store for me, but rather what it was
-that made the noise. Always I shall remain an inquisitive scientist, I
-suppose.
-
-The noise became unbearable. Looking upward as the ropes spun me around,
-I saw the horrid face of the ant queen, leering over the edge. She
-lifted up a paw. To my surprise, the Formians who held the ropes began
-to raise me again. A reprieve? Life again on the planet Poros, with a
-possible chance of seeing my princess once more?
-
-No—merely a respite! Or, rather, a cat-and-mouse game which they were
-playing with me.
-
-Several times more I was lowered into the pit, was held there until I
-could scarcely bear the noise, and then was hauled up again for a brief
-breathing space. But finally my feet were permitted to touch the bottom,
-and the rope was pulled from beneath my arms.
-
-That awful noise—I cannot describe the agony of it! Madly I dashed back
-and forth, trying to avoid it; but there was no escape.
-
-“Lilla! Lilla!” I shrieked in agony, but the terrific din kept even me
-from hearing my own words.
-
-I stumbled on a boulder—and, falling, struck my head against a sharp
-rock.
-
-Then blessed oblivion!
-
-
-
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- the valley of the shadow of death
-
-
-Driven crazy by the awful noise, I had finally fallen, as many a victim
-of the Valley of the Howling Rocks had done before. In falling I had
-knocked my head against a stone and had become unconscious.
-
-At last I gradually came to; and the first thing that I noticed, and
-that brought me out of my stupor with a jerk, was the fact that absolute
-silence reigned.
-
-I sat up and looked around. Yes, I was still in the same valley,
-surrounded by whitened bones and rusted carapaces. But the oppressive
-din had ceased. Had the death-dealing howls been purely an artificial
-creation, and had they been turned off at my supposed decease?
-
-My late executioners had gone, so I was free to escape, if escape were
-possible. But first I wished to find out why the noise had stopped. Ever
-the incorrigible scientist! So I arose to my feet, and instantly noticed
-that my headset was off, and was trailing on the ground. It must have
-been knocked off when my head struck the rock.
-
-I was just about to replace the phones over my ears, when I heard a roar
-proceeding from them. And then I realized that the awful sound for which
-the valley was famous was not sound at all, but consisted merely in
-radiations of some sort, which had been caught and translated into sound
-by my radio apparatus. There were some advantages, after all, in my
-possessing a different kind of sense of hearing from that prevalent on
-Poros.
-
-So I switched off my current, and then replaced my headset. The next
-problem was to get out of the valley. Not being confused by the howling
-roar, I had an advantage over the many victims who had preceded me.
-Undoubtedly it was this quite natural confusion which had rendered it
-impossible for victims in the past to climb the walls, and so had given
-these walls their undeserved reputation for unscalability. Even as it
-was, quite a while elapsed before I found sufficient crevices
-conveniently placed, so that I could make my way to the top.
-
-Finally I stood at the rim, a free man!
-
-And then I voluntarily went back down again into that valley of death.
-Why? Because, being primarily an inquisitive scientist, I wanted to
-procure samples of the howling rocks, for purposes of analysis if ever I
-should be in a laboratory again. So I collected several different kinds
-of fragments and did them up in a knotted corner of my toga.
-
-Once more I scaled the steep walls, and stood again at the rim. I was
-free! No one would ever look for me, as I was officially dead. I could
-pass as a Cupian, for my disguise was still intact, and I had freshly
-shaved that morning so as to make a presentable corpse.
-
-Life on Poros was ahead of me, and Poros held the Princess Lilla!
-
-The only fly in the ointment was that I had lost my sense of direction,
-and so did not know whether I now stood on the Formian or on the Cupian
-side of the pale. Accordingly, I proceeded with caution. After skirting
-the Valley of the Howling Rocks, I followed the pale, hoping to come at
-last to some gate which would furnish a clue as to which side I was on.
-
-A strong wind was blowing, as is usual on Poros, and I knew that of
-course it blew toward the sea. But, as I did _not_ know whether the sea
-lay east or west from here, the wind was of no assistance in enabling me
-to orient myself.
-
-The pale was a thirty-foot sheer wall of glazed concrete, running in
-practically a geodesic line across the country, sometimes through woods
-and sometimes through green fields.
-
-Where it ran through the woods, the trees and bushes along it—at least
-on the side which I was on—had been cut away for quite a wide swath,
-evidently for the purpose of preventing any one from using them to
-surmount the walls.
-
-As I could see no one on top of the wall in either direction, I followed
-this cleared space, which made traveling considerably easier. There was
-no fear of detection except when I passed through open fields, but I had
-to do this quite frequently.
-
-One field contained a herd of the milk-giving aphids, which I had
-nicknamed “green cows.” Their presence convinced me that I must still be
-in Formia, until I reflected that I did not know but that the Cupians
-also raised them.
-
-At last I came to a road which ran along by the pale for a way and then
-curved off again. Down this road I walked until I saw ahead of me, where
-the road topped a slight rise, two ant-men coming toward me. Instantly I
-concealed myself in a tartan bush at one side.
-
-Soon I heard their approach; and, suddenly noticing that I could not
-hear their voices, I switched on my apparatus, which had been
-disconnected ever since I had replaced my headset in the Valley of the
-Howling Rocks. Thanks to my Indestructo tube, the apparatus was still
-intact.
-
-And now a strange low growl almost drowned out what they were saying, so
-that with difficulty I distinguished the following words: “I could swear
-that I saw a Cupian approaching on the road ahead of us; but now he is
-nowhere to be seen.”
-
-Then the other said: “Never mind what you _saw_. Do you _hear_ what I
-hear? We had better be on our guard, for it sounds like the roar of some
-absolutely new and strange animal.”
-
-“It sounds to me,” replied the other, “more like the awful valley, only
-much softer. It seems to come from this tartan bush. Shall we
-investigate?”
-
-As he mentioned the valley, I instantly realized what was the cause of
-the trouble. The radioactive fragments tied up in the corner of my toga
-had revealed my presence. If I wanted to escape, I would have to leave
-my precious samples behind. With a sigh I undid the knot, dropped the
-pieces on the ground, and dashed through the back of the bush, just as
-the ant-men broke in through the front of it. It was lucky for me that
-my pursuers had no ordinary sense of hearing, or they would have heard
-my departure.
-
-Safe in another bush, I listened to their amazed remarks at finding the
-stones. But, after puzzling and debating for some time, they finally
-resumed their journey.
-
-I was about to return for my specimens, when I reflected that they might
-attract other attention, and might even serve as a clue to suggest that
-I was a convict, escaped from the awful valley, so I reluctantly left
-them lying where they were.
-
-Instead of continuing along the road, however, I now retraced my steps
-to the wall, for the presence of the ant-men had made me certain that I
-was still in Formia, and hence it became necessary for me to find some
-place where I could get through to the other side. Accordingly, I
-proceeded along beside the wall.
-
-The day was warm and moist, as are all days on Poros, but as I went on
-the weather got hotter, damper and more oppressive. Finally the sky
-began to turn dark.
-
-“Aha!” said I. “Now it is evening, and I shall be able to get my
-bearings by the pink light in the west.”
-
-But no pink light appeared on any hand. Never before had I seen a night
-descend like this upon this planet. Then with a crash the sky was split
-in two by a living flame, and the storm broke in all its fury.
-
-The roar of the thunder was like a continuous artillery barrage. Spiral
-vorticles of wind hurled the rain in my face and nearly twisted me off
-my feet, as I anchored myself to a tree trunk to withstand its fury.
-
-But fortunately the storm was as brief as it was severe, and soon I was
-again pressing on beneath silver skies.
-
-In spite of the storm, the weather kept on getting more and more
-oppressive, until, on cresting a hill, I saw before me the cause of all
-the trouble. About two stads ahead there rose a solid wall of vapor,
-stretching away to the horizon on each side and to the silver clouds
-above, and giving forth such an intense heat in my direction that I
-could scarcely bear it. Every now and then a few drops of scalding water
-would fall on me from above.
-
-This must be the Boiling Sea, of which I had heard so much and which
-surrounds all continental Poros. It was an impressive sight.
-
-The pale ended only about a stad ahead, and yet for the life of me I
-could not summon up courage enough to try and pass around its end. In
-fact, I could not conceive how the wall ever could have been built even
-that far, in the face of that terrific heat.
-
-Later I learned that it had been built little by little behind a huge
-screen of woven fire-worm fur, and only during off-shore breezes at
-that.
-
-Well, there was nothing for me to do but turn around and retrace my
-steps, back to the Valley of the Howling Rocks and beyond, in search for
-an opening through the wall.
-
-I was well beyond the Valley when my earthly ears caught the sound of an
-approaching kerkool, and as the road was fortunately passing through the
-woods at the time, I hid myself in a convenient tartan bush.
-
-But this time I displaced one of the huge leaves sufficiently so that,
-with one eye, I could cover the road. What was my joy to note, as the
-car passed, that it was of Cupian make and held Cupians!
-
-When the kerkool was safely out of sight and hearing, I resumed my
-march, and soon came in view of a city of a type so different from any
-which I had previously seen on Poros that it might well have belonged to
-another world.
-
-I sat down in a hillside pasture beside the road, amidst gently grazing
-aphids, and gazed upon the beautiful sight. The city was set upon a
-rounded hill. On the very summit stood a group of monumental white
-buildings, ornamented with domes, minarets and stately columns. From
-this group down to the foot of the hill and across the plain toward
-where I sat there stretched a plaza of well kept silver sward, flanked
-by walks and ornamental trees.
-
-The road ran square to the nearer edge of this park, where it forked
-abruptly and skirted both sides of the lawn. Flanking this divided road,
-and extending around the base of the hill, stood a multitude of houses;
-gray concrete or stucco, with high pitched red tile roofs. Nothing more
-different from the ant cities to which I was accustomed could be
-imagined.
-
-That I was at last in Cupia, the country of my princess, there could now
-be no question. And, as if to resolve my last possible doubt, night now
-fell, and the pink sky on my left assured me that I was, in truth, north
-of the pale and that the hated country of my captivity lay far behind
-me.
-
-As the silver gray faded overhead, I realized that I had had nothing to
-eat since a condemned man’s conventional hearty meal early that morning.
-So, utilizing the few remaining minutes of daylight, I fashioned a
-tartan leaf into a rude cup and filled it with green milk from the
-contented cows.
-
-Then, laying my weary body upon the ground and covering myself with
-tartan leaves, I turned in for the night and slept the healthy sleep of
-utter exhaustion.
-
-The next morning I awakened greatly refreshed, and after breakfasting
-from the friendly aphids, set off to enter the beautiful city.
-
-I was badly in need of a shave and my toga was mussed and soiled. But my
-disguise was still intact, and without too much scrutiny I might still
-pass as a Cupian. Yet I did not dare ask where I was, not knowing what
-the Cupian customs might be with regard to strangers.
-
-My first desire was to procure a shaving knife and a clean toga, but I
-had no idea how to go about it. In Formia there had been no shops;
-everything necessary had simply been “issued,” as in the army, but
-without even the need of signing a receipt. But quite likely the Cupian
-custom was different.
-
-Then, too, I wanted lodgings and a job, but did not know how to go about
-this either.
-
-Fortunately, however, I overheard a conversation between two Cupians
-which gave me a clue as to how to proceed.
-
-“Yahoo, Jodek,” one of them hailed the other. “How is it that you are in
-Kuana today?”
-
-My heart gave a bound. Kuana, the capital city of Cupia, and home of my
-princess! Fate was indeed repaying me well for all the hard knocks it
-had given me.
-
-The one addressed as Jodek answered: “I have walked in from Ktuth to
-register for a job here in Kuana. Can you direct me to the Ministry of
-Work?”
-
-And the two friends walked away, chatting together, while the germ of an
-idea sprouted in my mind. I too would be from Ktuth, looking for a job.
-
-Occasionally I passed some very officious looking person armed with a
-short broadsword.
-
-I assumed these were pinquis, or Porovian policemen.
-
-Finally, when I felt sure that Jodek had had plenty of time in which to
-report, I approached one of these policemen, told him that I was from
-Ktuth, and asked him the way to the Ministry of Work.
-
-“Too bad about all the trouble at Ktuth, isn’t it?” said he. I assented
-vaguely.
-
-“Do you think that it was the fault of Count Kamel?” he continued.
-
-He was getting entirely too garrulous and was likely at any moment to
-trap me into some damaging slip. I was just about to reply irrelevantly
-that Duke Lucky Strike was entirely to blame, when whom should I see
-walking down the street but my enemy and betrayer Yuri! And at that
-instant he too saw me!
-
-Let me digress for a moment. I find that in writing down this account of
-my adventures I frequently use earth words instead of the more exact
-Porovian synonym. Thus I have just said “count” and “duke,” although
-these words are not strictly accurate. I might have said “barsarkar” and
-“sarkar” instead; but I believe that a clearer impression will be
-created on my readers—if this manuscript ever reaches the Earth—by
-occasionally using Earth words where this does not involve too great a
-stretch in their meaning.
-
-Well, as I was saying: Here, to my surprise and horror, came the last
-person on Poros whom I desired to see, namely Prince Yuri. Each of us
-was equally astonished to see the other, but Yuri was the first to
-recover his presence of mind.
-
-“Pinqui,” he shouted peremptorily to the Cupian policeman, “arrest that
-man and take him to the mang-ool. I myself will answer to the mango. And
-tell the mango that I forbid conversation with the prisoner.”
-
-Then, turning to me with a smile, Yuri remarked:
-
-“Welcome to Kuana, my friend. You are as welcome here as a spot of
-sunlight, and have just as bad a habit of turning up. The last I heard
-of you, you were condemned to death. How you escaped from the ant-men I
-know not, but perhaps you will find that Cupian justice is surer than
-Formian.”
-
-Then to the officer, as I started to reply. “Pinqui, if he says a word
-to me, to you, or to any one, strike him on the antennae! I have
-spoken.”
-
-And he strode majestically away, as the pinqui seized me roughly by the
-arm and led me to the mang-ool, or jail, of the city of Kuana.
-
-At the mang-ool the pinqui turned me over to the mango, to whom he
-repeated Yuri’s message, whereupon I noticed a peculiar vindictive
-expression creep across the jailer’s face.
-
-Then I was led to a cell and locked in. Once more I was out of luck. A
-few minutes ago I had been free, and full of joy at finding myself in
-the city of my princess; now I was in the toils again, and—what was
-worse—in the power of the man who was my deadly rival for Lilla’s love,
-and who for aught that I knew, was already betrothed to her.
-
-At all events, he was, the most powerful single individual in all Cupia,
-next to his uncle the king.
-
-I was certainly in a jam! And, to make matters worse, my jailer
-evidently had a thoroughly vicious personality.
-
-
-
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- a victim of Yuri
-
-
-But the malevolence of the jailer was not directed against me, for as he
-turned away, after locking me in my cell, he softly radiated the joyous
-information; “Any one who is an enemy of Prince Yuri has nothing to fear
-from Poblath.”
-
-Then he was gone. Evidently, in spite of Yuri’s popularity, there were
-some Cupians who saw through him. And Poblath, the mango, must be one of
-these. Shortly afterwards he returned with food, and spoke softly as he
-placed it before me.
-
-“‘Walls have antennae,’” he quoted, “so I will not radiate loudly to
-you. Be discreet. Do nothing to anger Yuri. Bide your time. And if I can
-be of any particular service, let me know. ‘Common enmity maketh close
-friends.’”
-
-Evidently Poblath was greatly given to Porovian proverbs. About one
-parth (_i.e._, Porovian hour) later the mango brought Prince Yuri to my
-cell. Yuri had come to gloat over me and to give in my presence his
-directions for my discomfiture.
-
-“Poblath,” he declared, “this man Cabot is a dangerous criminal. The
-charges against him are so serious that I must lay them in person before
-King Kew. Cabot is a deaf-mute, born without antennae; but he has
-concocted, with diabolical cleverness, some artificial electrical
-antennae. No one is to be permitted to talk with him; and, to make sure
-of this, I now command you to take from him his apparatus.”
-
-My jaw dropped with horror at the thought; but the jailer quickly came
-to my rescue.
-
-“Oh, sire,” he said, “the ancient law! I will see that no communication
-is had with him, but the ancient law prohibits depriving any person of
-his antennae.”
-
-Yuri replied: “This is not a person; it is an animal. And furthermore,
-his apparatus is not antennae, strictly speaking.”
-
-Poblath was equal to the occasion. “The ancient law applies equally to
-animals, as you well know, my prince. And, as for his antennae, they are
-antennae to me, unless King Kew rules otherwise.”
-
-“Leave his antennae, then,” snapped Yuri, “and remove his belt.”
-
-But Poblath was obdurate, and stood upon his rights. “If his belt serves
-his antennae, I demand a kingly ruling. I have spoken.”
-
-Yuri scowled.
-
-“A ruling you shall have,” he gritted, as he turned away. “Meanwhile,
-keep the prisoner by himself.”
-
-“Your will is law,” Poblath answered, with mock meekness.
-
-So at last I had a friend in Cupia. When the mango returned to bring me
-my supper I determined to take him into my confidence.
-
-“Poblath,” I said, as a feeler, “who rescued the Princess Lilla from the
-Formians?”
-
-“It was Prince Yuri,” he replied. “It is the one decent act of his life,
-though his beautiful cousin does not seem to be particularly grateful to
-him for it.”
-
-“Then she is not yet betrothed to him?” I asked.
-
-“Not yet, nor ever!” was the emphatic answer.
-
-“Poblath,” I declared, “Yuri did _not_ rescue the princess. _I_ did it.
-Can you get word to her that I am here?”
-
-“By the blue-horned woofus!” he ejaculated. “Can I? Just watch me!”
-
-“If you straighten this out,” I said, “I shall be most eternally
-grateful.”
-
-At which the mango quoted sententiously. “‘He who expects gratitude hath
-not conferred a favor.’” Then he hurried away.
-
-Late that evening he returned to my cell with a most exquisite specimen
-of Cupian femininity, whom he introduced as Bthuh, maid in waiting to
-Princess Lilla.
-
-If Lilla was all that was desirable in a blonde, Bthuh was all that was
-desirable in a brunette; full lips, clear olive skin, dark languorous
-eyes, a seductive form. A chestnut baby-doll, with smoldering southern
-passion underneath. She was a red rose, overripe. Although my allegiance
-never wavered for an instant from the lovely Lilla, yet I must confess
-that the presence of this exotic beauty strangely stirred me. And she
-smiled at me, as though she thought me not half bad, either.
-
-Then she spoke: “I am betrothed to Poblath, although secretly because my
-rank of sarkari (duchess) should prevent an alliance with a commoner.
-That brink, Yuri, (this was a particularly choice epithet to apply to
-Yuri, for “brink” is the name of the little hopping lizard that infests
-the concrete roads)—that brink has been trying to make love to me,
-though in a most unflattering way, in spite of my rank. His standing is
-such that I dare not oppose him openly; but Poblath and I are friends of
-yours, since you are an enemy of our enemy. You may tell us your story
-without fear.”
-
-So I told them in detail my entire adventures on this planet, from my
-finding myself beside the silver lake on the day of the explosion in my
-Boston laboratory, down to date, omitting of course the more intimate
-passages between myself and the Princess Lilla. When I finished, I could
-see that I was assured of their cooperation; not only because of our
-common hatred of Prince Yuri, but also because of the merits of my own
-case.
-
-“The next step,” Poblath announced, “is for Bthuh to tell her mistress
-that you are here. Once the princess knows this, we can be sure that she
-will confide in Bthuh, and thus we can learn definitely where matters
-stand.”
-
-Then the two lovers withdrew, leaving me to spend a far happier night
-than I had had any reason to expect.
-
-The next day passed uneventfully. Evidently Yuri was having some
-difficulty in getting his desired ruling from the king relative to my
-antennae.
-
-Nightfall again brought with it the dark and beautiful Bthuh, to her
-tryst with the mango, Poblath. And Bthuh brought news of the princess,
-who sent word to be of good cheer, for her father, the king, was to
-inspect the Kuana jail on the morrow.
-
-Just what good this would do me I could not see; but I took Lilla’s word
-for it that this was good tidings.
-
-Preparatory to the visit, I obtained materials from Poblath and shaved.
-
-On the next day, the third day of my imprisonment, Kew XII, King of
-Cupia, attended by his suite, inspected the Kuana jail, and in due
-course was conducted to my cell. The king was a broad shouldered, narrow
-hipped, athletic figure, looking like a well preserved earth-man of
-about fifty years of age. His complexion was bronzed, his nose slightly
-aquiline, and his hair iron gray, short and furry. His eyes were black
-and piercing, and his mouth and jaw firm. Justice, but not mercy, sat
-upon his kingly brow.
-
-He and I studied each other calmly for a few moments. And then I lost my
-calm, for in the royal suite stood my princess! I was about to cry out
-to her when her expression stayed me; so instead I merely acknowledged
-her presence with a bow, and said: “My life is, as ever, at the service
-of the Princess Lilla.”
-
-Whereat the king turned to his daughter and asked: “Who is this man who
-seems to know you, and who claims the honor of being a servitor of the
-royal house?”
-
-But before she could answer, one of the suite stepped forward and
-declared: “I know the prisoner, sire, and he is none other than Myles
-Cabot, a great scientist from the planet Minos, recently feasted and
-honored at the University of Formia. Surely his imprisonment must be a
-mistake.”
-
-My new defender was the Cupian professor who had stood at the head table
-at the banquet in my honor my first night in Mooni.
-
-“Then,” declared the king, “this must be the Cabot of whom Prince Yuri
-spoke, urging us to consent that he be deprived of his artificial
-antennae. A great scientist he must be to have designed such an
-apparatus; but Yuri assures us that he is likewise a great criminal and
-a dangerous enemy of the Kew dynasty, of which facts Yuri has promised
-us full particulars shortly. Speak, man, and tell us your version of
-your crimes.”
-
-I hesitated, but the princess answered my unspoken thought: “My good
-fellow, you need not fear to tell everything to my father, the king.”
-
-So I told. I told the whole story of my life on Poros, omitting nothing
-except my love for the Princess Lilla. It was nearly a whole parth in
-the telling, and all those present hung on every word.
-
-When I was done, the king, amazed, turned to his daughter and inquired:
-“Can this be true? Is the crown prince such a scoundrel that he would
-abduct the princess royal, and then falsely claim the credit for her
-rescue?”
-
-To which Lilla replied: “I know nothing of Prince Yuri’s complicity in
-my abduction, though it seems to fit in with his other acts. But I do
-know that he has claimed undeserved credit, which is an unforgivable
-breach of the Cupian ethics of fair play.”
-
-The king called to one of his courtiers: “Go, forthwith, and order the
-prince to repair immediately to our quarters. We shall sift this matter
-to the bottom. And”—turning on me—“if your story proves false, it will
-go hard with you; but if your story proves to be true, it will go hard
-with Prince Yuri.”
-
-And he swept from my presence, followed by his suite. And last of all by
-the Princess Lilla, who turned and smiled sweetly on me, just as she was
-leaving.
-
-No further word came from the palace all that day, but late that
-afternoon Prince Yuri visited the jail with a number of his courtiers.
-He was furiously angry. Poblath was with him, endeavoring to calm him
-down and to divert him from seeing me, but Yuri was insistent.
-
-As the door of my cell was flung open, the prince started to abuse me.
-
-“How dare you malign a member of the ruling house?” he thundered. “How
-dare you lie, and involve the Princess Lilla in your lies? I have a mind
-to kill you on the spot, and thus rid the planet of your foul presence.”
-
-And he would have gone on if I had not had a sudden inspiration.
-
-“Yuri,” said I, “you woofus, brink, mathlab! I’ll—get—your number!”
-
-The effect was electrical. The prince’s face went white with rage. Then
-he calmed, and a smile overspread his face.
-
-“Pardon me, sir, but I’ll get yours,” he replied with a low bow.
-
-Poblath interjected: “You poor fool, Cabot! Prince Yuri is the best
-duelist in all Cupia.”
-
-“‘A brink may hop once too often beneath the kerkool,’” I quoted. “But
-come, I see that we do not rush at each other as they do in Formia. What
-are supposed to be the formalities here?”
-
-“You will learn soon enough,” Yuri growled, scowling ominously.
-
-But Poblath more kindly explained: “Each of you chooses an attendant,
-and then the attendants tie you together, and you kill with knives.”
-
-This reminded me of Mark Twain’s “Gatling guns at fifteen paces.” I
-chose Poblath, and Yuri chose one of his own suite. A peculiar harness
-was then produced, consisting of a double belt. One half of this was
-buckled around Yuri’s waist; but when they came to buckle me into the
-other half, my radio apparatus, which was concealed beneath my toga,
-furnished an obstacle, and so there was nothing for me to do but take it
-off. This, of course, would render me entirely deaf during the fight,
-which fact might prove somewhat disadvantageous.
-
-But before they took away my hearing they explained fully to me just how
-the duel would be conducted. And I cautioned Poblath to keep a firm hold
-of my apparatus and not let it get into the hands of any of Yuri’s
-henchmen even for an instant.
-
-“Otherwise,” I said, “the ancient law might easily become violated.”
-
-Then I shed my antennae, and stood once more, an earth-man, ready to
-battle for my existence against the inhabitants of Poros.
-
-We were belted together, face to face, waist touching waist. Each of us
-held a short sharp dagger in his left hand—Cupians being a left-handed
-race—while the right hand of each of us seized the left wrist of his
-opponent. The idea was for me to try and stab Yuri to death before he
-could stab me, and _vice versa_.
-
-Yuri had the advantage on the offensive, for he held his dagger in his
-strong hand, whereas I held mine in my weak. But conversely, I had the
-advantage on the defensive, for it was my strongest hand which warded
-him off.
-
-No spoken signal could be given, because of my receiving set being off.
-So Poblath held up his hand and both of us watched it. Then when he let
-it fall we started to wrestle.
-
-Yuri might be the most perfect physical specimen in all Cupia, but I was
-from a planet where the greater attraction of gravity necessitated a
-greater strength on the average. However, I soon perceived that these
-Porovian duels are not to be won by strength alone. There were tricks
-and feints by which one’s opponent could be tired out. And I was a mere
-novice, while Yuri was regarded as the most expert duelist on all Poros.
-
-We tumbled and rolled about the floor, with first his knife and then
-mine near its mark. At last we both struggled to our feet again and
-swayed back and forth for a moment.
-
-And then, gradually, Yuri’s dagger began to descend. Strain as I would,
-I could not stay its slow and steady progress toward my heart. A gleam
-of exultation filled the eye of my opponent. The point of his knife
-pricked my breast, and began to enter. In a few seconds it would be over
-and I should fall a victim to an alien race.
-
-A strange train of ideas ran through my affrighted mind: “Alien race.
-Japanese. Jiujitsu. The very thing! The ulnar nerve!”
-
-Suddenly shifting my grip on his wrist, I forced my thumb into the
-sensitive spot; and instantly his knife, about to pierce my heart,
-dropped instead from his nerveless fingers and clattered harmlessly to
-the floor.
-
-And now what was the etiquette of the situation?
-
-I turned my glance from Yuri’s eyes to those of Poblath and saw the
-latter frantically motioning me to kill. To kill! Nothing would give me
-greater pleasure.
-
-But as I returned to the task, I noted the Princess Lilla standing in
-the crowd, with a look of terror on her face. Her appealing eyes showed
-that she was speaking to me, probably urging me to spare the prince.
-
-So she cared for the scoundrel after all!
-
-In disgust, I threw my own knife into a corner, and signaled to Poblath
-to remove the belts. He did so, reproachfully, and then handed me my
-receiving set.
-
-Something prompted me to put it on in haste, and it is well that I did
-so, for as I snapped the ear phones in place, I heard Yuri shout:
-“Quick, two of you cover Cabot and the mango.”
-
-Instantly each of us was forced to the wall with a sharp broadsword at
-our breast; while Yuri seized the princess, and surrounded by the rest
-of his suite, made a hasty exit from the cell room.
-
-
-
-
- _13_
- kidnaped
-
-
-As Yuri surrounded by his bodyguard, dragged Princess Lilla from the
-room, I had an inspiration; I remembered the superstitious legend about
-me, which prevailed among the farmer ants of Formia.
-
-“Halt!” I shouted. “My electrical antennae can kill as well as radiate
-speech. Let no man move a foot, if he would escape the lightnings of
-heaven, which I have power to loose upon you.”
-
-The whole party stopped dead in their tracks and watched me, fascinated.
-
-“Drop your points!” I ordered the two who guarded Poblath and me.
-“Quick, before I blast you!”
-
-They obeyed, and I walked fearlessly across the room.
-
-“Let one man stir, and you all die,” I continued as I pushed between the
-guards and wrenched the princess from her cousin’s nerveless arms. “Now,
-out of here, all of you!”
-
-In sheer relief, like men awakened from a trance, they bolted through
-the door.
-
-“Fine work,” Poblath remarked, himself greatly relieved, “but you should
-have detained them all as prisoners.”
-
-“Good riddance of bad rubbish,” I replied, “and besides, who knows how
-soon one of them might have moved, and _not_ have been blasted, and thus
-have spoiled my entire bluff?”
-
-The princess clung to my arms. Then, raising her eyes to mine with a
-smile, she said: “Again, you have saved me, Myles Cabot, and again I am
-yours.”
-
-“And I am always yours, my princess,” I replied.
-
-She stamped her foot. Then said sadly: “Ever you remind me that I am a
-princess. And as a princess I must demand more respect from you, Myles
-Cabot.”
-
-Gently I released her, and she lingeringly departed, leaving me alone
-with Poblath. I felt let down and futile, the victim of an anticlimax.
-What next?
-
-And then ensued a period of waiting. Days passed, and I still remained
-an inmate of the Kuana jail. No word from Princess Lilla. No word from
-King Kew. No word of Prince Yuri, although rumor had it that he had fled
-into Formia, fearing the wrath of the king.
-
-I heard that a group of the younger politicians in the popular assembly,
-headed by Prince Toron, had suggested to the king that he demand an
-apology from Queen Formis for the first abduction of the princess, and
-that he demand extradition of Yuri on the charge of attempting the
-second.
-
-But King Kew was in a ticklish position, being the ruler of a subject
-race, and holding his position merely by grace of Formis, whom he hated,
-as she well knew. If he were to present any such demand as this, the
-least that he could expect would be an immediate counterdemand for my
-surrender. Formis might demand his abdication in favor of Yuri. Even war
-might result, which the Cupians were unarmed to resist. This would mean
-tons of explosives dropped upon Kuana from Formian airplanes, thousands
-of Cupians ground between fierce mandibles, and then another treaty more
-degrading even than that of Mooni.
-
-So King Kew resorted to diplomacy, rather than to ultimatums; and
-finally reached a tacit understanding, whereby Queen Formis disclaimed
-responsibility for the kidnaping and made a gift to the Princess Lilla,
-and whereby Prince Yuri was permitted to remain undisturbed in Formia,
-and I in Cupia.
-
-Upon the consummation of the agreement between the two countries, I was
-let out of prison and conducted to the royal palace, where I was
-received in honor by the king and princess. The palace was one of the
-monumental white buildings on the brow of the hill around which the city
-of Kuana is built, the rest of the group being the university.
-
-Lilla greeted me cordially as an old friend; but of course in the
-presence of the king neither of us dared show any stronger sentiments.
-
-King Kew patted me warmly on the cheek.
-
-“Well done, Myles Cabot!” he declared. “We welcome to Kuana the
-scientist of Minos. Formis, by her treachery, has lost your great
-abilities, and Cupia is the gainer thereby. The old hag may gnash her
-mandibles in vain, but—”
-
-“Father, father,” the princess interjected remonstratingly, “do be
-careful! Remember that you occupy your throne merely by the grace of the
-conquerors.”
-
-“And by the disgrace of my ancestors,” he added grimacing.
-
-“But father,” she continued, “‘walls have antennae.’ Even now, word of
-your utterances may be on the way to the Imperial City.” And she laid,
-her golden curly head beguilingly on his broad shoulder.
-
-Somewhat mollified, the king murmured, “I know. I know. And I must be
-careful. But the enslavement of my people irks me, even though I spring
-from a line of eleven servile kings. Would that there were some way of
-striking off the yoke and ridding the face of Poros of these beasts with
-human minds and woofus hearts!”
-
-“Spoken like a king!” I cried. “Know then, King Kew and Princess Lilla,
-that if ever such a day comes, Myles Cabot can be counted on to fight in
-the vanguard of the army of liberation.”
-
-“Brave words,” Lilla replied in a subdued tone, “but foolish as well. We
-are only brinks; Formis is a woofus, and it is futile to struggle
-against fate.”
-
-She sighed.
-
-Kew sat down heavily on his throne and put his head in his hands. I
-considered it tactful to withdraw.
-
-Quarters were found for me near by the palace and the Ministry of Work
-assigned me, for my two parths a day, to the machine shop of the
-Department of Mechanics at the University. Tickets were issued to me as
-an advance on my pay, and this enabled me to make many necessary
-purchases from the government shops, to replace the articles borrowed
-during my incarceration in the mangool, and to buy presents for Poblath
-and his fiancee. Among my purchases was the most elaborate and expensive
-silk toga which I could obtain in the city, so as to enhance my standing
-and dignity at court functions.
-
-A few days after my release the king honored me with an invitation to
-dinner with him and the princess alone; and this was followed, within a
-few days, by a banquet to some of the leading nobles—sarkars and
-barsarkars—and professors of the University—babbuhs.
-
-On this latter occasion I met the Cupian professor who had stood at the
-head table at the banquet at Mooni, and who had later identified and
-befriended me at the Kuana jail. He was Hah Babbuh, Professor of
-Mechanics, head of the department to which I was attached.
-
-He now sat at my right, and we speedily became great friends, a fact
-which was shortly to play an important part in my life and in the
-history of the whole planet.
-
-It was on his recommendation that I had been assigned to his department
-by the Minister of Work.
-
-Time sped rapidly during the succeeding days. My duties, which consisted
-in machine design, were interesting, though a bit out of my line. Of the
-twelve parths which make up a Porovian day, about four were required for
-sleep, and only two for work, thus leaving six, the equivalent of nearly
-twelve earth hours, for meals and recreation.
-
-Recreation is the chief vocation of Cupia, and is conducted under the
-direction of the Minister of Play, who is the most important member of
-the king’s cabinet.
-
-I was duly assigned to a “hundred” (_i.e._ athletic club) consisting of
-one hundred and forty-seven members, under the leadership of an elective
-pootah, assisted by two bar-pootahs. The hundreds are grouped together
-by twelves, into thousands, each led by an elective eklat; and so the
-grouping continues on the analogy of the defunct armies of the Cupian
-nations which existed prior to the great war of the Formian conquest. As
-I have already intimated, a similar organization obtains in the imperial
-air navy of the ant-men.
-
-The games are mostly athletic in their nature, consisting in running,
-jumping, throwing stones at a mark, strap-dueling with blunt knives
-dipped in pitch, wrestling _et cetera_. Sons normally enter their
-father’s hundred as soon as there is a vacancy, and wives and daughters
-are organized into auxiliary hundreds. Teams, representing each hundred,
-compete annually within their thousand, the winning teams compete within
-their regiment, and so on up. Badges are awarded to the final winners,
-and a special prize to the hundred whose members capture the most
-badges. Then there is competitive marching in complicated evolutions in
-squads of twelve, conducted by each hundred as a whole.
-
-This organized recreation is entirely optional, except as to the
-marching, which in my hundred occurred only twice a sangth, _i.e._,
-every sixty days; so I had plenty of time to spend as I saw fit. I made
-frequent visits to the Department of Electricity, and became quite
-intimate with its professor, Oya Buh.
-
-I also became acquainted with Ja Babbuh, Professor of Mathematics.
-
-The observatory fascinated me. Never for a moment is the huge telescope,
-with its revolving cylinder of mercury, left unguarded. Here sits
-constantly Buh Tedn, or one of his assistants, while four students scan
-the sky for an occasional rift in the clouds. This vigil, maintained
-throughout the ages, and a similar vigil at Mooni, have resulted in a
-knowledge of space comparable with ours, in spite of the clouds which
-envelop Poros. The Porovians have long been of the opinion that both
-Mars and the Earth are inhabited, but that the other planets are not.
-
-Constant demands were made on me to lecture before the students, and to
-submit to physical examinations; but, as all this came during my work
-time, it did not interfere with my recreation.
-
-The wing of the palace devoted to Lilla and her attendants, lay near to
-my quarters and not far from the machine shop, and could be reached by
-an outside door without passing through the rest of the palace. Thither
-I came as a frequent visitor, by invitation of the princess. In fact, to
-be perfectly frank, I spent nearly my entire spare time there.
-
-She had an unquenchable sunny disposition, and a keen sense of humor.
-She had no particular accomplishments, and yet possessed that trait,
-often overlooked and yet more valuable than any mere parlor tricks, of
-tactfulness, sympathy, ability to smooth over the rough places of life,
-and to enrich with her personality every gathering which she favored
-with her presence.
-
-I certainly was on the top of the world—or rather of the planet
-Poros—and to make my contentment complete my old ant friend Doggo was
-detailed as attache of the Formian ambassador, and brought with him my
-pet buntlote and Lilla’s pet mathlab, which we had left behind in
-Wautoosa.
-
-Meanwhile my scientific attainments were attracting considerable
-attention, until finally Lilla informed me that her father had reached
-the conclusion that these attainments would furnish an excuse for
-elevating me to the lesser nobility. The _real_ basis for my elevation
-was of course my rescue of the princess, but the king had not dared to
-give this reason, for fear of offending the sensibilities of Queen
-Formis.
-
-In due course of time my promotion occurred, and I became a barsarkar,
-entitled to wear a red circle over where my heart ought to be, _i.e._,
-on the right side of my toga.
-
-Lilla gave a special dinner to celebrate this, and invited Bthuh and
-Poblath. In fact, she was always getting up special occasions on one
-pretext or another, for she was very fond of devising new ways of
-cooking alta and mathlab and the red lobsterlike aphid-parasite, and of
-trying these dishes on her friends.
-
-We played at a four-handed game resembling checkers, and a pleasant time
-was had by all. After the game we sat on a little veranda in the warm
-soft evening air, two pairs of lovers blissfully happy.
-
-Doggo had not been invited. He would not have fitted in. Being a sexless
-female, what could he know of love? And then, too, I had begun to learn
-that, except in educational circles, where “science knows no national
-boundaries,” there was very little fraternizing between the Cupians and
-their conquerors. The social barrier between Doggo and me, which
-resembled the pale between our two countries, was the only drawback to
-an otherwise idyllic life.
-
-But as Poblath would say: “The cloudiest day may have its sunshine,”
-meaning just the opposite to our “every cloud has its silver lining.”
-For one day I received a letter from King Kew announcing, as a special
-mark of his favor, my betrothal to—the Duchess Bthuh!
-
-Horrified, I rushed to the apartments of my Princess, and obtained
-entrance. She, too, had heard the news, and was in tears.
-
-“My rank or not, Bthuh or no Bthuh, you are mine, mine!” she sobbed as
-she clung to me, while I covered her with kisses. “If it were not for
-Yuri and your criminal record, we could flee into Formia; but here in
-Cupia my father is supreme. If you were still a commoner, you could
-marry or not as you chose, within your own class; but as a barsarkar you
-must marry as the king directs.”
-
-“Isn’t there anything we can do about it?” I demanded.
-
-“Nothing,” she replied. “A princess cannot marry lower than a full
-sarkar, which is a rank that you can attain only by performing some
-distinguished service for your country. Our only hope lies in accepting
-fate for the present, and in striving to get you a sarkarship before the
-wedding. And think of poor Bthuh! This will be as much of a blow to her
-and to Poblath as it is to us.”
-
-But, to our surprise and consternation, Bthuh took the news very
-philosophically.
-
-“The king’s will be done,” she said with a pretty little pout and shrug.
-“Myles Cabot is not a bad match after all; and, if rank prevents him
-from having the princess and prevents me from having the mango, why not
-solace ourselves with each other?”
-
-And she glanced shyly up at me.
-
-But somehow the idea did not appeal to me at all.
-
-I must have looked at Bthuh with much the same expression of horror as
-the princess had worn the day of our first meeting at Wautoosa when I
-was still an unkempt earth man, for Bthuh laughed and said: “Come, come,
-Myles, do not look thus. Am I so horrible that you cannot learn to love
-me, even to please our gracious king?”
-
-“Bthuh! Stop that foolishness at once!” ordered Lilla. “You make me
-sick.”
-
-But Bthuh insolently replied: “Cannot I flirt with my own betrothed, O
-princess?” She left the room, smiling.
-
-“She is merely trying to hide a broken heart,” I apologized.
-
-Whereat Lilla wheeled on me furiously and said: “Don’t you dare stand up
-for that creature!”
-
-So I desisted.
-
-I certainly was in a fix! Engaged to girl whom I didn’t love, but who
-had apparently determined to put up with me. Estranged from the girl
-whom I did love. Forced to play false with the first man who had
-befriended me in Cupia. And no way out in sight. What was I to do?
-
-I thought of renouncing my rank. But this, I found, was impossible; and,
-besides, such a step would put the princess even further out of my
-reach.
-
-Bthuh bore up nobly; much too nobly, in fact.
-
-Poblath sent me a brief note reading: “I expected no gratitude, but I
-did expect a square deal,” and then refused to receive me when I
-hastened to the mang-ool to explain.
-
-I took Hah Babbuh into my confidence, but he had no suggestion to offer,
-for I had as yet done nothing to deserve a sarkarship.
-
-As time passed I saw less and less of Lilla and more and more of Bthuh,
-but I managed to keep from being left alone with the latter.
-
-The date of our wedding was set, and drew nearer and nearer. We were to
-be married in state by the king himself. I could not help admitting that
-my bride was an exquisite creature. But I did not, could not, love her;
-though, if I had never met the Princess Lilla, I could doubtless have
-lived very happily with Bthuh. But how can the eagle’s lover mate with a
-parakeet?
-
-At last the eve of my wedding arrived. After supper I dragged my
-footsteps to the quarters of the princess, to spend with her the last
-few parths which I should ever be free to spend, for on the morrow I was
-to become a married man. Bthuh, my affianced bride, met me, and the
-princess was nowhere to be seen.
-
-“Oh Cabot, Cabot,” entreated Bthuh as she seized my hands and gazed into
-my eyes. “Cannot you bow to the inevitable? Is life with me such a
-horrible fate? I can be very sweet if you will but let me try. You have
-never once kissed me yet. Is that the way to treat your betrothed? Kiss
-me, Cabot, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me!”
-
-And, still holding me with her amber eyes, she slid her hands up my arms
-and drew her fragrant presence close to me.
-
-But I broke away abruptly from her spell and demanded: “Where is my
-princess? Surely you will not rob me of my last few hours of freedom.”
-
-Bthuh shrugged her pretty shoulders. “Your princess, it is always your
-princess! Well, what should I care? For tomorrow you are mine, wholly
-mine, and even a princess will not pirate the husband of a sarkari. Find
-her yourself and gather flowers while it yet is day.” And with another
-shrug she left the salon.
-
-“Tomorrow? Why, tomorrow I may be myself with yesterday’s seven thousand
-years,” I quoted softly as I pulled the signal cord for the maid.
-
-The maid informed me that her mistress had not been seen since early
-morning. It was not like Lilla thus to leave her whereabouts unknown for
-such a long time. So I rushed out into the streets and began to make
-inquiries.
-
-If I had been less agitated I suppose that I would have been more
-systematic; but as it was, I soon learned from a pinqui that the
-princess had been seen walking southward over the plaza shortly before
-noon. So I hastened down to the plaza and started questioning people.
-
-At last my search was rewarded, for several people reported that they
-had seen a woman apparently much agitated, picked up by an ant-man and
-carried southward. So hiring a kerkool at the nearest garage, I started
-in pursuit.
-
-A few stads outside the city I came upon an ant kerkool lying beside the
-road. Gyroscope trouble, evidently. I parked my car and got out to
-investigate.
-
-As I was standing there gazing at the fallen kerkool, a bandage was
-suddenly thrown about my eyes from behind. Then I smelled the pungent
-anaesthetic fumes of decoction of saffra root, and my struggles ceased.
-
-
-
-
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- in disgrace
-
-
-I awakened to find myself lying bound in a wood. The time was apparently
-the next morning. My first thought was to worry about Lilla. My next was
-to wonder who was to blame for my seizure. Yuri, undoubtedly.
-
-But, if so, had he not misplayed? If he had let me alone, I should by
-this time be marrying the Sarkari Bthuh; and, once married to her, I
-could no longer interfere between Lilla and Yuri. Lilla might even
-consent to marry the prince out of pique.
-
-My thoughts were interrupted by the return of my captor, who proved to
-be an ant-man, numbered 356-1-400. He was a young ant, and bore no duel
-numbers. I started to speak, but he warned me to be silent; to make sure
-of my obedience, he bit me savagely. Once more, as on my first day on
-this planet, I experienced intense pain, followed by oblivion, and then
-conscious paralysis.
-
-When I awoke paralyzed, I found that my captor was carrying me. The fact
-that he was an ant-man confirmed my suspicions of Yuri. But the fact
-that he was carrying me furtively through the woods, instead of on the
-main highway, convinced me that I was still in Cupia.
-
-My bonds were still on, but had become very loose. Immediately I decided
-that my one chance of escape lay in concealing my recovery from the
-paralysis, when this recovery should occur. So I awaited my opportunity.
-
-Thus we proceeded for about a parth and a half, when suddenly my captor
-halted and pricked up his antennae. I too listened. Directly ahead of us
-there came a long-drawn howl, the call of a woofus. Nearer came the
-sound.
-
-We were in a field at the time, and I could see that the ant-man was
-looking around for a likely tree, in which to take refuge. But the
-bordering woods were all scrub, with not a single sizable tree in sight,
-so my captor laid me down and advanced toward the sound of the oncoming
-woofus, evidently determined to bluff it out and attack before being
-attacked.
-
-Then the purple terror bounded into the open. One lone ant-man is no
-match for a woofus. Though my captor fought bravely, he was slowly
-driven back, contesting every parastad of the way. When the two were
-nearly upon me, I realized that my languor was gone. I undid my bonds. I
-stood erect. Then I found a heavy stick.
-
-My captor was entirely engrossed in his conflict. Now was my chance to
-crush him with my club, and then escape while the woofus devoured his
-remains. Fate was indeed kind to me once more. So I crept stealthily
-forward, and then brought my club down with a crash on the head of—
-
-The woofus. For my sense of fair play, my sporting sense, had abruptly
-changed my mind, and I had rescued the underdog, instead of killing him.
-Now I was again his captive, undoubtedly destined this time to have eggs
-laid in me by Queen Formis.
-
-The ant-man stood for a moment astounded, and then wheeled around. I
-still held my club. There was now no reason why I should not kill him
-too, if I could. But he did not charge.
-
-Instead he said: “Let us not fight. You have saved my life, and so I owe
-you yours. ‘A life for a life.’ No one shall ever say that 356-1-400 is
-ungrateful. Go in peace. Look, a mist approaches. My excuse shall be
-that I lost you in the fog. If you too are grateful, you will tell the
-same story.”
-
-Then the fog, a frequent phenomenon of Poros, closed upon me, and I saw
-my captor no more. I lay down, covered myself with tartan leaves to keep
-off the wet, and waited for the fog to lift.
-
-And the next thing I knew, it was morning.
-
-In spite of my long fast—since supper two days ago—I felt refreshed by
-my sleep, and at once set out through the woods in as nearly a straight
-line as I could, in the hope of striking a road. The straight line was
-easy, as the eastern sky was still faintly pink; and likewise it was
-easy to head north along the road, when I finally reached one. But when
-at last I came to a city, it turned out to be Ktuth rather than Kuana.
-
-Before seeking food or anything else, except a _much_-needed drink of
-water, I found a pinqui and asked him if he had heard any recent news
-from Kuana, relative to the disappearance of the princess.
-
-“News from Kuana? Disappearance?” he repeated in surprise. “Surely not.
-The princess has been here safe and sound for two days, and left only a
-few paraparths ago by the Kuana road!”
-
-So I had just missed her! If I had entered the city a bit later, I
-should have passed her on the road!
-
-My tickets were not sufficient to hire a kerkool; and besides now that I
-knew Lilla was safe, I was in no hurry to face Bthuh, whom I had left
-waiting at the joining-stand, as it were. So, after breakfast, I set out
-on foot for Kuana, thirty stads away, carrying some lunch.
-
-Around noon, when I had just eaten my lunch on a stone by the side of
-the road, a kerkool passed me, headed for Kuana. I hailed its single
-occupant, and was given a lift the rest of the way. He turned out to be
-the Chief of Pinquis of Ktuth, bound for a conference with the mango of
-Kuana. I welcomed the chance to get inside the Kuana jail, face to face
-with my old friend Poblath, for this opportunity would enable me to give
-him my long-deferred explanation of my relations—or rather lack of
-relations—with his Bthuh.
-
-It was three days since I had shaved, and I must have presented an
-uncanny sight. In fact, the Chief had intimated as much, as I got aboard
-his kerkool. So, when Poblath saw me, his jaw dropped, and he seemed
-convulsed with fear.
-
-“Go away, dead man,” he begged. “I confess it all. I did hire the
-ant-man to assassinate you. But, now that you have my confession, return
-in peace to the land beneath the boiling seas, and leave me alone!”
-
-So _that_ was why I had been kidnaped. Well, at least it let Yuri out of
-being an absolute fool.
-
-“Poblath, old friend,” I replied, “I am not dead. The ant-man lost me in
-the fog. And I have returned, not to curse you, but rather to thank you,
-for you have saved me from an unwished marriage.”
-
-And then I got across the explanation, which he had so long denied me.
-When I had finished, there was no longer any doubt in Poblath’s mind
-that I was still his friend; and he warmly patted my jaw, the
-conventional Porovian token of friendship.
-
-But I fancied that his sweetheart, Bthuh, would not be so easy to
-appease.
-
-From the jail I went to my rooms for a shave and a clean toga, and then
-repaired to the garage where I had rented the kerkool, my intention
-being to try and arrange to pay for the loss on the installment plan.
-
-But to my surprise, the kerkooloolo informed me that my kerkool had been
-found, with its gyros still running, standing beside the wrecked
-ant-car, and had been brought back to Kuana intact, so that all I owed
-was an extra day’s rent, for which he would gladly trust me until next
-ticket-day.
-
-On returning again to my rooms, I found a messenger with a peremptory
-summons to attend the king forthwith, in spite of the fact that it was
-now nearly time for the evening meal. Evidently, old Kew had heard of my
-return.
-
-He had! When I entered the audience chamber, I entered the presence of
-an awful wrath. Kew was seated on his royal couch, and standing beside
-him was a she-woofus named Bthuh. Never before had I so stirred a
-woman’s rage, and I hope never to do so again.
-
-The king demanded an explanation, which I gave readily enough, but which
-did not convince him in the least.
-
-“Cabot Barsarkar,” he spoke, “I do not believe you. Concern for the
-safety of the princess is very commendable. But, if it were that which
-actuated you, you would have inquired first from me, and would have
-learned that she had left a note with me, giving word of her departure
-for Ktuth.
-
-“No, you took the absence of the princess as a mere convenient excuse to
-desert your bride at the joining-stand, unmindful of the high honor
-which I was conferring on you in giving the hand of a sarkari to you,
-lately a commoner, nay, even a beast from another world. Whether or not
-she will still have you, is for the lady to say; but, as for me, you
-have greatly incurred the royal displeasure, and I am almost minded to
-revoke your rank. You came to us from among those accursed Formians,
-under whose thraldom I am chafing. Verily, I believe the ancient
-proverb: ‘No good cometh out of Formia.’ Go! I have spoken.”
-
-“But _I_ have not spoken,” interjected Bthuh, ever the disrespectful.
-“Know, base earth-thing, that no one can injure the pride of Bthuh with
-impunity. You who could have given me your love, or even merely your
-hand, and have received in return a love, the passion of which is
-unequaled on this planet, chose instead to mete out to me, who am your
-social superior, the worst insult which a man can give to a woman.
-
-“I condescend to link myself with a commoner, and for reward am treated
-as dirt, am ground under heel like a brink. Never can you wipe out this
-insult. Never shall I reconsider my present determination not to marry
-you.”
-
-“For this relief, much thanks,” said I to myself.
-
-“But you still have me to cope with,” she continued, “you brink!
-Mathlab! Earth-man!”
-
-A particularly delicate touch, putting “earth-man” as the climax of a
-list of distasteful creatures!
-
-“Bthuh will have her revenge,” she concluded, “never fear. Now _I_ have
-spoken.”
-
-I drew a long breath, as one who has just finished receiving a flogging.
-So _that_ was over. (The lady is now a very good friend of mine, and
-begs me to tone down this transcription of her tirade. But why not tell
-the story just as it happened?)
-
-As I respectfully withdrew from the audience chamber, an attendant
-softly radiated into my antennae that the princess desired to see me at
-once in her apartments. More trouble!
-
-But I was wrong, for Lilla received me most tenderly and graciously.
-Supper was laid for two. I took her in my arms.
-
-At last we seated ourselves side by side on a couch by the table, and
-the meal was served.
-
-“I was unable to bear your marriage to another,” she explained,
-“especially as you did not seem to be trying to do anything about it.”
-
-“But how can a mathlab struggle in the jaws of a woofus?” I interjected,
-quoting one of Poblath’s proverbs.
-
-Lilla smiled indulgently, and continued her story. “There was no one
-here whom I could trust, so I finally called upon Doggo. He met me on
-the outskirts of the city, and carried me to Ktuth in his kerkool; then
-returned to Kuana, to try and devise with you some means of escaping
-from Bthuh. But his kerkool broke down en route, and he had to continue
-on foot; and, by the time that he reached the city, you had disappeared.
-When you failed to show up for the wedding, Bthuh acted like one drunk
-with saffra-root, and has continued so ever since. Doggo sent word to me
-at Ktuth, and I returned.”
-
-Then I told her _my_ adventures, she sympathizing tenderly with my
-misfortunes, and thrilling at my conquest of the woofus.
-
-“Now that Poblath is our friend again, we have little to fear from
-Bthuh,” she said. “Bthuh is a mad little wanton, and will cool off if
-let alone. But Poblath, for all his philosophy, is a commoner, and so
-was to have been expected to misunderstand the situation.”
-
-I wanted to say that Lilla herself had entertained exactly the same
-misunderstanding as Poblath, but instead I merely remarked, “I too am a
-commoner, Lilla dearest.”
-
-“You are not!” she indignantly replied, “you are a barsarkar, and have
-the heart of a king. Could the Princess Lilla love a commoner?”
-
-“The Princess Lilla once spent a whole night in the arms of a commoner,”
-I remonstrated.
-
-“And was just as safe and free from insult as she would have been in the
-arms of her mother,” she added. “But Yuri believed otherwise, or said
-that he did; and threatened that, unless I would by my silence assent to
-his version of my rescue, he would tell the king, who would have
-believed the worst and would have cast me out. So, as long as I thought
-that you were hopelessly doomed, I held my peace. But I was very sad.”
-
-After the meal, Lilla and I sat for a long time together on her little
-balcony, discussing plans.
-
-“I shall marry you,” assented my princess, “even if we have to flee
-together to islands beyond the boiling seas.”
-
-That was all very well, but quite impractical. The boiling seas were
-impassable—unapproachable even. Formia was barred to us by my criminal
-record, and by the presence and influence there of Yuri. Cupia was
-barred to us by the wrath of King Kew, due to my treatment of his
-favorite. And Formia and Cupia constituted the entire world. For us to
-hide disguised was impossible, because of my own earth-born deformities.
-
-So, although I gloried in Lilla’s love, my joy was sobered by a
-realization that marriage between us was impossible.
-
-And what about the situation when King Kew should die, and Prince Yuri
-should succeed to the crown? We had that to look forward to.
-
-
-
-
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- a new game
-
-
-But with Lilla’s love and trust, I could not despair. As I kissed her
-good night, with her warm throbbing girlish body held fast in my arms, a
-single star shone down upon us for an instant, through a rift in the
-circumambient clouds. Was it my own planet, the earth? I wondered.
-
-During the succeeding days I saw much of Lilla and nothing of Bthuh. And
-ever I racked my brains for an idea which would point the way out of my
-difficulties. My only hope was to perform such a distinguished service
-for my adopted country that the king would relent, would forgive me, and
-would promote me to the rank of sarkar.
-
-The most distinguished service which a Cupian can render is to invent a
-new and popular game, so I set about to do something in that line. And
-at last the idea came, a whiz of an idea! As Hah Babbuh, head of the
-Department of Mechanics, had advised me to seek this means of
-distinction, so it was to him that I first confided my plans.
-
-At my request, Prince Toron, who had aided me so efficiently in devising
-my radio set in the laboratories of Mooni, was detailed to assist me in
-this new endeavor. He and a young draftsman and a young chemist set to
-work with me to build the new game.
-
-And what was this new game? Target shooting with army rifles. Explosives
-were already known on Poros, being used for blasting and for airplane
-bombs. With the aid of the young chemist, I adapted these explosives to
-be sufficiently slow burning to drive a rifle-bullet without injuring
-the gun.
-
-In a surprisingly short time we had turned out a crude rifle which would
-actually shoot. The heads of the Mathematics and Astronomy Departments,
-Ja Babbuh and Buh Tedn, were then let in on the secret, for the purpose
-of computing trajectories and designing the sights and wind leaf, which
-they did by an adaption of the principles employed in computing the
-orbits of celestial bodies.
-
-A hundred and forty-seven rifles were then turned out and presented to
-my athletic club.
-
-My club tried out the rifles; and, when at last they began to get
-bull’s-eyes, they went wild over the new sport. The king heard, and
-relented sufficiently to send for me and compliment me.
-
-After being thoroughly tried out in my hundred, rifle shooting was next
-introduced into the clubs to which my three assistants belonged, and
-became popular there, as well. The idea spread, and soon all the clubs
-throughout the kingdom were clamoring for guns. The mechanical
-laboratory at Kuana was made over into a huge arsenal, and the chemical
-laboratory into a huge munitions factory, while the athletic clubs of
-Kuana and the vicinity detailed some of their members to work overtime
-in my two plants. The Cupians will always work overtime in the cause of
-play.
-
-Target practice soon became the national sport of Cupia. The craze even
-reached such dimensions that Queen Formis finally dispatched a special
-mission to Kuana to study the movement and report whether it could not
-be put to some practical use. The report of that mission is now one of
-my most treasured possessions, and a framed reproduction of their
-conclusions now hangs upon my office wall.
-
-The ant mission concluded, and so reported to their queen, that the new
-game had absolutely no practical application, but that if it kept the
-crazy Cupians quiet and took their minds off their troubles, it might
-prove a valuable contribution toward simplifying the enforcement of the
-treaty of Mooni. And so, indeed, it seemed. Toron neglected politics to
-become a proficient shot, and his anti-Formian movement rapidly
-subsided. All of which was exactly as I had planned.
-
-The collapse of the Toron movement so pleased the exiled Prince Yuri
-that he sent a special ambassador to his brother, offering to assist in
-introducing the new sport to the Cupians at Mooni. But “I fear the
-Greeks even when ferrying doughnuts,” as we used to say at Harvard. So
-Yuri’s kind offer was declined. We did, however, present a sample rifle
-and some of our powder to the authorities of the Imperial University of
-the ant-men at their request, for we could not very well refuse.
-
-Finally King Kew himself condescended to sit in at the conferences
-between Hah Babbuh, Bub Tedn, Ja Babbuh, Toron, and myself. He had been
-brooding a good deal recently on the indignities inflicted on his people
-by Queen Formis, with whom he had had several disputes lately; and the
-committee-work seemed to divert and cheer him up greatly. But still I
-was not made a sarkar, although I learned from Lilla that Hah Babbuh had
-urged this on the king. The influence of Bthuh Sarkari was still too
-strong. In fact, it was rumored that she now aspired to make herself
-Queen of Cupia.
-
-Well, I did not mind. Better even one of _her_ sons on the throne than
-Yuri!
-
-Having got the new game well under way, I next turned to my old love,
-radio. First I obtained some stones from the Howling Valley, which was
-easy, because of my deafness to radio-waves; but I was unable to put
-them to any practical use. Then I devised a simple wave trap for
-absorbing the ordinary carrying waves of Porovian speech. Also I
-arranged a variable condenser, which could so alter the capacity of the
-Cupian antennae that selective sending and reception were possible.
-
-These two devices were combined in a small box which could easily be
-carried on a man’s head and be coupled to his antennae. My third
-invention on these lines was a broadcasting set, whereby the normal
-Cupian sending range of four parastads—about fifty yards—was increased
-to half a stad—about half a mile.
-
-And now, in my frantic quest for a sarkarship, I introduced a still
-further new game, namely marching evolutions on an extended scale.
-Strictly speaking, this was really an adaptation of an old game, rather
-than the creation of a new, for marching formations had always been
-popular in Cupia; but my three new radio devices made it possible to
-perform these evolutions by twelves of thousands.
-
-We tried it out in our own twelve thousand. The commander broadcast his
-orders to the selectively tuned headsets of the eklats, and they in turn
-to the pootahs, each of whom then directed his hundred at ordinary wave
-length. The regimental evolutions went through like clockwork, and
-_this_ idea spread to the other twelve thousands of the country.
-
-But still I was not made a sarkar.
-
-I then turned my attention to the construction of two huge engines, one
-of which we mounted on a kerkool and one on a concrete base in the
-courtyard of the university machine shop. The purpose of these engines
-was for the present kept secret. But I had a feeling that they would win
-me the sarkarship, even if everything else failed.
-
-As a result of my inventions, King Kew sufficiently unbent to invite me
-to occupy the reviewing stand with him on Peace Day, when the annual
-athletic prize-giving was to take place. This was a signal honor which
-even sarkars might envy, but it was not a sarkarship.
-
-The morning of the five hundredth anniversary of the Peace of
-Mooni—three hundred and fifty-eight in Porovian notation—dawned clear
-and dazzling. By 460 o’clock—9:00 o’clock in earth time—the whole plaza
-and the fields beyond were jammed with marching clubs.
-
-The Minister of Play, who stood with me on the reviewing platform at the
-crest of University Hill—along with the rest of the cabinet, Prince
-Toron, and a few leading nobles and professors—sadly remarked that he
-was afraid the maneuvers would have to be given up.
-
-I replied with a smile that I guessed not; though he was unable to
-figure out how evolutions could be possible with that huge crowd.
-
-Pistol shooting had recently been introduced as a tentative subject for
-next year’s games, and our committee of five all wore revolvers strapped
-to our sides, as a special badge in recognition of our responsibility
-for the gala occasion.
-
-The housetops and roads were crowded with Cupian femininity. All was
-ready for the grand opening. I adjusted the controls of the big sending
-set, and dispatched Poblath, who had been detailed as my aide for the
-day, to inform the king that the time had arrived for his address.
-
-As King Kew XII stepped up on the stand, at just 500 o’clock—10:00 in
-earth time—practically the entire male population of Cupia gave him the
-United States Army present arms in absolute unison. It was an inspiring
-sight.
-
-I noticed that the king seemed extremely pale and nervous, but I did not
-give this much thought at the time.
-
-Then I yielded the sending set to him, and he began his speech of
-welcome, a very different speech from what had been expected, but one
-which will go down in history, and which every Cupian school boy
-throughout the ages will commit to memory, as American boys do the
-Gettysburg Address.
-
-Thus spoke King Kew: “Three hundred and fifty-eight years ago today our
-forefathers submitted to the indignities of the treaty of Mooni, and the
-stigma of that infamous treaty attached to the Kew dynasty, which was
-then founded. For twelve generations, Cupia has been under the dominion
-of a race of animals—animals possessed of human intelligence, it is
-true, but still merely lower animals.
-
-“Now the parth of our deliverance is at hand. Those rifles which you
-hold were designed not for play, but rather for the killing of Formians.
-The bullets which have been issued to you this day contain the highest
-explosive known to Porovian science. With these weapons you are
-invincible. Today, with your support, Cupia will become free, and the
-Kew Dynasty will wipe out forever the stigma of its birth.
-
-“Are you men or slaves? If you be slaves, you will bow to Formis, your
-sons and descendants forever will wearily serve out their time in her
-workshops, she will have veto power over all your laws, your present
-king will give his body as food for her maggots, and your future kings
-will cower before her. But if you be men, you will today offer up your
-lives for your country, that Cupia may at last be free!”
-
-A murmur, as of an angry sea, arose from the crowd and smote upon my
-antennae. The sporting nature of the proposition appealed to them fully
-as much as any sentiments of patriotism.
-
-The king turned to me. I saluted. And, in front of that huge assemblage,
-he pinned upon my breast the long-forgotten insignia of field marshal of
-the armies of a nation. Simultaneously Prince Toron and the three
-professors displayed the insignia of general. Hah Babbuh stepped to my
-side as my chief of staff, while the other three donned their selective
-tuners and descended from the platform to take command of their several
-corps. The stage was all set for the final denouement.
-
-The king spoke again: “Let all Cupians who are willing to die for king
-and country raise their hands aloft.”
-
-Up shot every hand on the hill and plain below.
-
-I seized the phones and shouted: “Then forward into ant land, for Cupia,
-King Kew, and Princess Lilla!”
-
-“For Cupia, King Kew, and Princess Lilla!” shouted my army in reply and
-the march toward Formia began.
-
-But some Cupian had betrayed us, for at this instant there appeared, at
-the crest of the hill overlooking the city, a horde of ant-men, who
-debouched in perfect order on the fields beyond the plain. Thank God
-that they had not arrived before the king’s speech!
-
-But even as it was, things were bad enough; our advance companies
-recoiled in terror before the black assault. Five hundred years of
-servile peace are not well calculated to develop a nation of fighters. I
-saw Toron frantically trying to rally his troops, but in vain. It had
-been easy enough to plan to attack the ant-men, but five hundred years
-of submission had bred a tradition of Formian omnipotence, and this
-tradition at once revived when the Formians appeared.
-
-I gazed with horror at the scene. Here were thousands upon thousands of
-presumably intelligent human beings, armed with the most powerful
-weapons which modern science could produce, and yet retreating in
-superstitious fear before a handful of unarmed ants. Had the high
-resolves of a few paraparths ago degenerated to this?
-
-Why didn’t my men use their rifles? Let them fire a few shots, and they
-would realize their power.
-
-So seizing the phones again I tuned them to Toron’s wavelength, and
-radiated: “For God’s sake stop! Never mind your whole army. Just hold
-two or three men. Get them to use their rifles on the enemy. Use your
-own pistol, too.”
-
-Toron did not know who God was, but he sensed the agony of my appeal,
-and he gathered the idea. Seizing the nearest Cupian by the shoulder, he
-swung him around, at the same time discharging his own revolver. An
-ant-man exploded.
-
-The Cupian, fascinated, fired his own rifle with equal success. Then, at
-Toron’s peremptory command, a few more of his men halted long enough to
-try their rifles on the enemy.
-
-At each shot, one Formian exploded. The effect was splendid. Our men
-stopped, formed ranks again, opened fire, and advanced once more toward
-Formia. The tradition of Formian invincibility was destroyed forever.
-
-Messengers now came with word that hundreds of kerkools were bringing up
-ant reenforcements over all the roads leading from the border. But what
-could jaws avail them against dumdum bullets?
-
-I learned later that the ants had attacked certain outlying towns of our
-country earlier in the day, expecting to make easy work of them, and to
-wreak a vengeance on the unprotected inhabitants. But our casualties
-there had been surprisingly light. In the village of Beem, in the Okarze
-Mountains, rocks were used on the attackers, and the chance remark,
-“Fine target practice!” had suggested to some bright local mind the use
-of rifles, with which the ant-men had been repulsed with ease. At
-Bartlap, one of the enemy had indiscreetly mentioned that rifles were
-the cause of the war, and immediately rifles were effectively produced.
-In most of the other instances the Formians had been recalled to
-reenforce the attack on Kuana.
-
-Now a new development occurred, for a fleet of airships appeared on the
-horizon, and presently high explosive bombs began dropping with
-frightful havoc among my astounded troops, who once more broke and ran.
-In a few paraparths the planes would be over the city.
-
-I dispatched Poblath on the run to the university, and soon my human
-sense of hearing was rewarded by a sharp crack-crack-crack from the
-Mechanics Building.
-
-The first plane toppled and fell. The second. And then the third. The
-others, sensing a power beyond their ability to combat, wheeled and
-withdrew. Our armies reformed and once more advanced toward Formia. The
-first of my huge secret machines, an anti-aircraft gun, had spoken.
-
-Soon messengers brought word that intense fighting was in progress for
-the possession of the Third Gate. Of course it would be many days before
-our forces could reach the western two gates, but the bulk of the
-populations of both countries lived near the Third Gate, due to the
-mountainous nature of the country to the west.
-
-Then came news that the Formians at the Third Gate had been flanked by
-some of our men who had surmounted the pale with scaling ladders. The
-Third Gate fell into the hands of Cupia. Our victorious armies were on
-enemy soil.
-
-It was war to the hilt! And the fact that the Formians had invaded and
-attacked first, satisfied the sporting sense of all Cupia.
-
-A special detachment of Mooni-trained aviators and mechanics had gone at
-once to the three planes as soon as we had shot them down, and now one
-of them arose into the air fully repaired.
-
-The moment had arrived for the final master stroke in the new Cupian
-national game—war. For the second huge machine in the courtyard of the
-Department of Mechanics was a sixteen inch barbette coast artillery
-rifle, which had been trained upon the Imperial City of the ant queen,
-by exact elevation and azimuth, carefully computed by Buh Tedn.
-
-The huge gun boomed forth. Again and again it boomed, as our spotting
-plane reported for adjustment of fire. Finally, just at nightfall, the
-signal came to cease firing. The Imperial City, from which Queen Formis
-had been directing her troops, had been totally destroyed, and with it
-presumably the queen and her friend and ally, the renegade Yuri.
-
-Our armies still pressed forward into Formia, protected from air attack
-by the three repaired planes and by the anti-aircraft gun, which had
-been sent forward by kerkool. I was jubilant. But not so, apparently,
-King Kew.
-
-“What is the matter, sir?” I asked. “Why do you look so sad on this
-glorious day of deliverance? Are you thinking of our poor boys who have
-fallen?”
-
-“No,” he replied, “I did not dare tell you before, for fear that your
-well known impetuosity would disrupt our plans. But now you can know.
-The Princess Lilla has been missing since morning. The fact that all of
-her clothes are intact, except her sleeping robe, leads me to think that
-she must have been kidnaped during the night.”
-
-“My God!” I ejaculated in English. Then turning the command over to Hah
-Babbuh, and instructing him to move his headquarters to the Third Gate
-in the morning, I hastened to the apartments of my sweetheart.
-
-Bthuh met me there in tears and said: “My princess is dead! My princess
-is dead! Last night, through connivance with me, Prince Yuri drugged her
-with saffra root and spirited her away to the Imperial City of Formia. I
-knew all your plans, except the purposes of your two huge cannons, or I
-should have warned Yuri of those, too. I thought merely to spoil your
-victory and so gain my revenge. The old king, too, had spurned my
-amorous advances, and so I declared war on Cupia. But Cupia has won in
-spite of me, and as a punishment for my guilt my beloved mistress has
-been killed.”
-
-There could be no doubt of it. Every living thing in the city of the
-queen had been destroyed. My victory was turned to ashes. In despair I
-sank upon a couch.
-
-But comforting arms stole around my shoulders, and a soft voice spoke in
-my antennae: “Cabot, can you ever forgive me? I love you so that I would
-willingly give back to you your princess, just to make you happy. But,
-alas, she is lost to us forever. Cannot we solace ourselves with love
-for each other? Cabot, Cabot, I love you so, my dear.”
-
-And her fragrant, voluptuous, intoxicating presence wrapped itself
-around my tired body and despondent soul.
-
-
-
-
- _16_
- Cabot tells the world
-
-
-There on the same couch on which I had often caressed the Princess, I
-held in my arms her betrayer, the lovely Bthuh. So soon does love
-forget.
-
-So soon love does _not_ forget! Casting aside the seductive betrayer of
-my princess, I sprang to my feet, resolving never to give up hope until
-I actually saw Lilla’s dead body, and even then to remain true to her in
-death. Bthuh’s last chance had come and gone. She had played her last
-card and lost.
-
-Although it was now night, I at once called my aide, and summoned a
-squad out of my own hundred, which had been retained as the king’s
-bodyguard. Then, requisitioning a fleet of kerkools, we set out for the
-Imperial City, leaving Poblath with his former love, Bthuh.
-
-“Tame her if you can, and good luck to you,” was my parting admonition.
-
-The trip was made in record time. By the light of our flash lamps we
-found that the ruins were guarded by several hundred ant-men; so we sent
-for reenforcements to be furnished in the morning, and then we
-bivouacked for the night, taking turns keeping awake and sniping at the
-enemy whenever they showed a light or came within the beams of ours.
-
-Early in the morning, a company of Cupians reported to me, and we at
-once began the assault of the ruins, carrying our objective with but
-little difficulty.
-
-Then came the individual fighting in the corridors, and in this the
-ant-men were not at so great a disadvantage. They ambushed our soldiers.
-They pushed rocks on them from above. And, all in all, they made away
-with nearly half our force, before the remaining handful of defenders
-broke and fled from the city.
-
-Our survivors were put to work exploring. The mangled body of Queen
-Formis was hailed with joy, but no signs were discovered of either Yuri
-or Lilla, although occasionally we would come upon an enemy straggler
-and kill him.
-
-Finally on rounding a turn, whom should I meet face to face but the
-ant-man who had let me go after I had rescued him from the woofus. I
-recognized him at once.
-
-“Yahoo! Number 356-1-400,” I hailed him, “a life for a life.”
-
-“Nay,” he replied, “for you owe me nothing on that score. But if you
-will spare me, I will repay you well.”
-
-“Your life is already yours,” I said.
-
-“Then,” said he, “I will lead you to the princess.”
-
-I could have embraced the uncouth creature for joy. But, suspecting a
-trap, I gathered nearly a squad of my soldiers before following the
-ant-man. He led us into the subterranean depths of the city. Several
-times we had to remove fallen fragments which barred our way, and once
-had to wait until explosives could be obtained to blast a passage. But
-at last we came within sight of an undamaged dungeon, where Lilla lay
-chained, alive and well.
-
-Yet even as we hailed her through a crack in the debris, we saw two
-ant-men enter the dungeon through another passage, unchain the princess,
-and carry her away.
-
-Quick as a flash I remembered my revolver, and opened fire through the
-crack, blasting one of her abductors. But as I drew a bead on the other,
-my weapon was knocked from my hand. Turning angrily. I beheld our guide
-standing over me.
-
-“I fulfilled my bargain,” he said, “when I showed you the princess. Now
-I owe you no more. Those Formians are my fellow countrymen, and I have
-saved one of them, at least, from the horrible death.”
-
-“And lost me my princess,” I shouted angrily.
-
-We were now surrounded by my squad with drawn rifles, but they did not
-dare fire, for fear of hitting me. I was at the mercy of our guide. He
-had too much respect for the dum-dum bullets, however, and was easily
-hauled off of me and placed under arrest.
-
-My men then proceeded to hack their way into the dungeon, and we at once
-followed the trail of the princess. This was not easy, for the city was
-a total wreck. A hundred ways presented themselves, through which her
-captor might have crawled. So we withdrew and threw a cordon around the
-entire city, dispatching a few searching parties again into the
-interior. This was made possible by additional reenforcements from
-headquarters.
-
-As luck would have it, the ant-man finally made his appearance, with
-Lilla held tightly in his jaws, at the very point in the line of
-sentries where I happened to be. Instantly a dozen rifles covered him.
-
-But he radiated the peremptory command: “Stop! Put down your rifles.”
-
-“Put them down!” I ordered.
-
-“Now,” he continued, “if a rifle is raised again, I bite, and the
-princess dies. She lives only on condition that I am given safe passage,
-_with her as my prisoner_. Once within our lines she will be treated
-well, for she will prove a valuable hostage to support the demands of
-Formis for a return to power.”
-
-“Formis is dead,” I objected.
-
-“One Formis is dead,” he replied. “But there are always maggots which we
-can fatten to make a new queen.”
-
-At this point Lilla interjected faintly: “Bite, oh Formian, for I would
-die, rather than betray my country.”
-
-But I said: “You may proceed. Not a rifle will be raised against you,
-for the princess must be saved.”
-
-Nothing however had been said about revolvers, and evidently the ant-man
-was unacquainted with that weapon. As he passed through our lines,
-keeping a careful watch on the rifles of our sentries, I fired my
-revolver from the hip and the ant dropped dead. A moment later Lilla was
-clasped safely in my arms.
-
-Tenderly we greeted each other. She was parched and hungry, and our
-first task was to give her food and drink, which were easily found among
-the ruins.
-
-Then came explanations. She had awakened to find herself in the dungeon
-about noon of the day before. Yuri had informed her that the Cupian
-attack had been met and stopped, and that airplanes were about to
-destroy Kuana. Then he had been hurriedly called away, and she had seen
-no one since. She could hardly believe us when we told her that the
-attack had been a success, that Queen Formis was dead, and that the
-power of Formia was broken forever.
-
-When she had rested, I at once sent her home under guard in a kerkool,
-and myself proceeded to headquarters to learn how the war was
-progressing. Much as I longed to accompany her, my first duty was to my
-adopted country.
-
-To Number 356-1-400, before leaving, I gratefully offered an honorable
-freedom in Cupia, but he scornfully replied that he would rather die
-fighting for his own country. I respected his attitude, and so gave him
-a safe-conduct through our lines to rejoin his own troops. Later in the
-war his number was reported to me as being among the casualties.
-
-At headquarters I found Hah Babbuh in fine spirits. The power of Formia
-was broken indeed!
-
-Wautoosa had fallen into our hands and, with it, a number of planes,
-which thus were added to our steadily growing air-force. Kerkools were
-patrolling all the roads, shooting ant-men at sight.
-
-Hah was particularly jubilant over what had happened at Mooni. Early on
-Peace Day, the Cupian students had somehow received word of what was
-afoot. Joining with the slaves, they had slightly outnumbered the
-ant-men there present and had captured the University after a fierce
-struggle, thus preventing the ant-men from removing or destroying the
-priceless gems of knowledge stored there. When our vanguard arrived, our
-students were already in control.
-
-In the days that followed, our advance progressed. City after city fell
-into our hands, in sufficient numbers and containing sufficient
-supplies, so that we did not have to give any thought to the quartering
-or feeding of our men. All that was necessary was a steady stream of
-ammunition proceeding from Kuana to our outposts.
-
-I had given strict orders that Doggo and Yuri were to be taken alive,
-the former because I wished to spare him as a friend, the latter because
-I looked forward with extreme pleasure to seeing him executed for
-treason. But neither was captured. The numbers of all dead ant-men were
-taken and turned in, but Doggo’s number was not among them. And to this
-day I do not know what became of him or of Yuri.
-
-It was my ambition to exterminate the entire race of ant-men from the
-face of Poros, with the single exception of my friend Doggo. But this
-wish was not to be gratified. For, as the Formians retreated southward,
-our lines of communication became more and more extended, and our troops
-more and more undisciplined.
-
-Gradually the Formians obtained rifles, particularly from the two cities
-which they had bombed. Then they made a stand and sent out snipers, and
-this netted them more rifles.
-
-Our people began to grumble. The widows and orphans of the slain did not
-appreciate the honor which had been thrust upon them. The sport-loving
-Cupians in the field chafed under military restraint, and demanded to be
-returned home to their games. And a considerable number of the populace
-were even heard to say that two years slavery to Formia was far better
-than a life-long slavery in the army of a military dictator—meaning the
-four or five weeks since the war had started.
-
-So, reluctantly, King Kew concluded a new peace with what was left of
-Formia. A new pale was set up far to the south of the old. Formia had to
-bear the entire cost of the war. Ant-men were forbidden to carry arms or
-to enter Cupia, and all their airships were confiscated. The Kings of
-Cupia reserved a veto power over Formian laws forever. But King Kew
-wisely decided not to demoralize Cupia by the introduction of Formian
-slaves.
-
-Our University set up a branch at Mooni, in order that the glamour of
-that name might not be lost. Our bravest soldiers and our war widows,
-were rewarded by grants of land and of city residences in the captured
-territory, which almost completely alleviated the popular discontent.
-
-Not until the treaty was concluded did I return from the field. The
-papers were signed in the same hall at Mooni which had witnessed the
-degradation of Cupia five hundred years ago; for “defeat is bitterest at
-the scene of a former victory,” as Poblath remarked. And on the occasion
-of the present treaty, Kew, surrounded by his generals and in the
-presence of the signatories, was crowned King of all Poros. This idea,
-by the way, was due to Poblath, the philosopher, and it won him a
-barsarkarship, which came in very handy.
-
-There was much decorating with medals and handing out of promotions.
-Needless to state, the King made me a sarkar; and the Assembly, not to
-be outdone, voted to make me a winko, or field marshal, for life!
-
-Now marriage was possible between Lilla and me. And also between Bthuh
-and Poblath, for Bthuh had proven to be a good sport and had finally
-accepted him; and as Lilla had prophesied, Bthuh settled down and became
-a most quiet and domestic wife.
-
-The proudest and happiest moment of my entire life was when, upon the
-joining-stand of Kuana in the presence of the assembled multitude, King
-Kew pronounced the words which made Lilla my wife.
-
-We spent our honeymoon camping out on a most beautiful rocky island in
-the middle of Lake Luno, which nestled in the hills and surrounded by
-deep woods, about a thousand stads to the northward of Kuana. I had
-discovered the place by accident, while on an airplane trip to an
-isolated mountain community immediately after the war, for the purpose
-of conferring decorations on the first company which had stood its
-ground against the onslaught of the ant-men.
-
-The walls of the island rise sheer some nine parastads from the water’s
-edge, save where in one spot a sloping lawn runs through a cleft in the
-rocks down to a sandy beach. The interior of the island slopes gently
-from the cliffs down from all sides to a little pond in the center, and
-is about equally divided between lawn and stately grove. Here Lilla and
-I plan to build.
-
-Here we spent many golden days, swimming and fishing and climbing, but
-mostly just looking into each other’s eyes.
-
-At our first dip in the water, I was horribly embarrassed. In the first
-place, I had to shed my headset, which always puts me at a disadvantage.
-And, in the second place, my wings came unstuck and fell off, and my
-matted hair exposed my ears, so that I stood before her an earth-man,
-with all my horrible earthly deformities. Yet, still she loved me.
-
-Our honeymoon was idyllic and ideal. But all good things must end, and
-we finally had to return to the city to take up my duties, for added to
-my honors was a place in the Royal Cabinet as Minister of Play, the
-former incumbent having died during my absence.
-
-I have various projects in hand for my adopted country. Already a
-network of radio stations is going up throughout the land. A systematic
-extermination of the whistling bee is under way by means of
-anti-aircraft artillery. Various earth devices are being tested out in
-our laboratories as fast as I can recall them to memory. And I have
-resumed, but with great precautions, my experiments on the wireless
-transmission of matter, in which work Toron is assisting.
-
-Lilla and I occupy her old suite in the palace, and entertain
-constantly; among our most frequent guests are my old friend Poblath and
-his completely tamed wife.
-
-But often I wonder what has become of Doggo and Yuri. In spite of
-present prosperity, Cupia is not safe, if the renegade prince still
-lives on the planet. But I hope that Doggo survives, and that we shall
-meet again.
-
-Fate now seems to be through with its hard knocks. But happy as I am, I
-occasionally wonder what is going on in dear old Boston, whether
-America’s World War allies ever repaid the billions which they borrowed,
-whether our country joined the League of Nations in time to save the
-world from a second World War, etc., etc. And I have a yearning to write
-home.
-
-Of course, the obvious step for me was to attempt communication by
-radio, so I built a particularly powerful sending set with long wave
-length. But the lack of any reply convinced me that my signals were not
-being received on earth.
-
-So recently I got together my old committee of five: Hah Babbuh, Buh
-Tedn, Ja Babbuh, Toron and myself; and together we designed a super gun
-and a streamline projectile, and computed the necessary powder-charge
-and principles of aiming, so that we could shoot the projectile to the
-earth.
-
-Then I prepared this manuscript in quadruplicate, with three of which
-copies I shall try to reach the world. For this purpose, each copy will
-be placed in a gold cylinder and be swathed in the fur of the fire-worm,
-that peculiar creature which dares to live almost at the edge of the
-boiling seas, because its matted fur is the most perfect insulator
-against heat known on Poros.
-
-The swathed cylinder will then be packed into the interior of the
-projectile, and a covering put on, especially calculated to resist the
-devouring heat of passage through the atmosphere of the two planets. The
-projectile will be weighed, its center of gravity will be determined,
-and its moments of inertia will be tested, the firing data being
-corrected accordingly. It will be placed in the gun.
-
-Then, at exactly the appointed time, the gun will be discharged, and may
-God speed my message on its way to you, my earth-brethren.
- The End
- _Myles S. Cabot._
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